Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Maybe cut the line about following your instincts. |
1.8326 |
0.02506 |
1087 |
477 |
315 |
295 |
1 |
The good news is that you have their full attention. |
1.7254 |
0.02367 |
1056 |
497 |
352 |
207 |
2 |
You're reading too much into being called the 'dinner speaker.' |
1.7132 |
0.01672 |
2280 |
1147 |
640 |
493 |
3 |
What do you mean I booked you at the wrong pride event? |
1.7035 |
0.01906 |
1835 |
964 |
451 |
420 |
4 |
Be glad you're the AFTER dinner speaker. |
1.7025 |
0.01808 |
1832 |
902 |
573 |
357 |
5 |
Just tell them why you've chosen to run. |
1.6998 |
0.01788 |
1882 |
933 |
581 |
368 |
6 |
No worries. This is an after dinner speech. |
1.6987 |
0.02260 |
1145 |
559 |
372 |
214 |
7 |
You got this! I'll wait in the car. |
1.6889 |
0.02161 |
1347 |
698 |
370 |
279 |
8 |
Don't worry. They're probably still full from the keynote speaker. |
1.6876 |
0.02014 |
1543 |
799 |
427 |
317 |
9 |
Relax, it's an after dinner speech. |
1.6868 |
0.01841 |
1753 |
881 |
540 |
332 |
10 |
Actually, I was hoping to address the elephant in the room! |
1.6828 |
0.02328 |
1157 |
604 |
316 |
237 |
11 |
I'd like to stay but I've got to run. |
1.6827 |
0.02236 |
1122 |
549 |
380 |
193 |
12 |
It might help to picture them stuffed and mounted. |
1.6820 |
0.01798 |
1799 |
900 |
571 |
328 |
13 |
When you said I would be addressing the Lions’ Club…. |
1.6748 |
0.02301 |
1147 |
595 |
330 |
222 |
14 |
I highly doubt they’re still hungry after the last two speakers. |
1.6680 |
0.02205 |
1268 |
671 |
347 |
250 |
15 |
Just remember, they are not a captive audience. |
1.6667 |
0.02555 |
861 |
433 |
282 |
146 |
16 |
Show a little leg. They go wild. |
1.6642 |
0.02358 |
1099 |
582 |
304 |
213 |
17 |
I think you misunderstood the meaning of pride week |
1.6641 |
0.01785 |
1914 |
1013 |
531 |
370 |
18 |
Just picture them in their underwear. And in cages. |
1.6625 |
0.02593 |
889 |
466 |
257 |
166 |
19 |
Don't worry, if they try anything, I'll distract them with the laser pointer. |
1.6619 |
0.02247 |
1257 |
683 |
316 |
258 |
20 |
I'd lead with the Zebra joke. |
1.6594 |
0.02279 |
1095 |
561 |
346 |
188 |
21 |
It's the Lions Club. What did you expect? Gophers? |
1.6582 |
0.02200 |
1264 |
676 |
344 |
244 |
22 |
I thought it was the "other" Lions Club. |
1.6473 |
0.02381 |
1066 |
576 |
290 |
200 |
23 |
Maybe don't start with "let us Pray..." |
1.6416 |
0.02440 |
999 |
540 |
277 |
182 |
24 |
You go first, I insist. |
1.6396 |
0.01897 |
1515 |
784 |
493 |
238 |
25 |
Maybe I shouldn’t have introduced you as a fresh up-and-comer. |
1.6301 |
0.02330 |
1068 |
580 |
303 |
185 |
26 |
You'll give them plenty of food for thought. |
1.6300 |
0.02309 |
1008 |
526 |
329 |
153 |
27 |
Kill the messenger is just a saying, Larry |
1.6292 |
0.02312 |
1068 |
576 |
312 |
180 |
28 |
At least you don’t have to worry about keeping their attention. |
1.6232 |
0.02228 |
1035 |
534 |
357 |
144 |
29 |
I just know you’ll leave them hungry for more! |
1.6181 |
0.02401 |
927 |
492 |
297 |
138 |
30 |
Open with a great hyena joke. |
1.6140 |
0.02285 |
1026 |
549 |
324 |
153 |
31 |
Yes, we do have to invite the winner on stage. |
1.6134 |
0.02261 |
1076 |
584 |
324 |
168 |
32 |
Dinner theater |
1.6090 |
0.02404 |
1005 |
565 |
268 |
172 |
33 |
The way they’re staring at me makes me feel like a piece of meat |
1.6072 |
0.02285 |
1077 |
597 |
306 |
174 |
34 |
I really hate when I get the speaking slot just before lunch. |
1.5954 |
0.02236 |
1048 |
572 |
328 |
148 |
35 |
I think we misunderstood Pride Event. |
1.5940 |
0.02156 |
1399 |
854 |
259 |
286 |
36 |
I know. It's always tougher speaking before lunch. |
1.5925 |
0.02103 |
1502 |
929 |
256 |
317 |
37 |
What did you think a Lions Club meeting is? |
1.5886 |
0.02987 |
615 |
347 |
174 |
94 |
38 |
They'll eat it up!!! Don't worry! |
1.5885 |
0.02306 |
1006 |
561 |
298 |
147 |
39 |
"They never miss a poetry feeding." |
1.5871 |
0.02305 |
1085 |
629 |
275 |
181 |
40 |
I'll be backstage. Way backstage. |
1.5865 |
0.02244 |
1035 |
572 |
319 |
144 |
41 |
Don't worry, 'lunch is provided' didn't mean you. |
1.5849 |
0.02243 |
1036 |
574 |
318 |
144 |
42 |
It’ll be over before you know it. |
1.5845 |
0.02185 |
1095 |
608 |
334 |
153 |
43 |
Try not to stumble. |
1.5795 |
0.02368 |
925 |
516 |
282 |
127 |
44 |
It’s a pride event , you can’t cancel now it will be all over the news. |
1.5791 |
0.02364 |
974 |
556 |
272 |
146 |
45 |
Thanks for stepping up to the plate. |
1.5759 |
0.02291 |
1172 |
714 |
241 |
217 |
46 |
Appeal to their pride. |
1.5757 |
0.02386 |
1209 |
781 |
160 |
268 |
47 |
I'll be right back. |
1.5750 |
0.02322 |
1073 |
635 |
259 |
179 |
48 |
I also don't know why the schedule has this time slot as 'Lunch' but don't worry about it |
1.5697 |
0.02493 |
911 |
538 |
227 |
146 |
49 |
It’s always hardest to go right before lunch. |
1.5666 |
0.03279 |
503 |
292 |
137 |
74 |
50 |
I understand it's tough to be presenting right before lunch but you'll do fine. |
1.5637 |
0.02553 |
777 |
440 |
236 |
101 |
51 |
I know it's hard to present before lunch. |
1.5546 |
0.02638 |
714 |
407 |
218 |
89 |
52 |
And the winner for best impala chaser of the year is… |
1.5495 |
0.02724 |
677 |
391 |
200 |
86 |
53 |
Just don't break a leg. |
1.5472 |
0.02426 |
868 |
507 |
247 |
114 |
54 |
Relax. You have their total attention. |
1.5464 |
0.02361 |
862 |
491 |
271 |
100 |
55 |
It’s OK. You are the AFTER dinner speaker. |
1.5443 |
0.02640 |
768 |
460 |
198 |
110 |
56 |
Cut right to the chase. |
1.5437 |
0.02794 |
743 |
462 |
158 |
123 |
57 |
Remember, no matter what they say, we only have two seats in the Ark |
1.5419 |
0.02905 |
620 |
369 |
166 |
85 |
58 |
They've already had lunch... |
1.5415 |
0.02776 |
626 |
360 |
193 |
73 |
59 |
I think this might actually be a GOOD time to yell fire in a crowded theater. |
1.5404 |
0.02705 |
742 |
450 |
183 |
109 |
60 |
Don't worry; there is a strict "no eating" policy in this theater. |
1.5387 |
0.02663 |
750 |
452 |
192 |
106 |
61 |
My talk today will focus on the deliciousness of hippopotamuses, and their extremely slow movement speed. |
1.5384 |
0.02667 |
756 |
458 |
189 |
109 |
62 |
Why don’t you go first. |
1.5372 |
0.02602 |
726 |
424 |
214 |
88 |
63 |
It's a roast, but try not to hurt their pride. |
1.5357 |
0.02728 |
715 |
433 |
181 |
101 |
64 |
Remember. They can sense fear. |
1.5331 |
0.02601 |
724 |
425 |
212 |
87 |
65 |
Let's skip the audience participation part of the presentation. |
1.5329 |
0.02652 |
700 |
412 |
203 |
85 |
66 |
Give them something they can really sink their teeth into. |
1.5312 |
0.02749 |
657 |
389 |
187 |
81 |
67 |
This is the last time we’re doing a dinner show. |
1.5295 |
0.02794 |
661 |
399 |
174 |
88 |
68 |
Get out there and give that audience something to chew on. |
1.5277 |
0.02735 |
667 |
398 |
186 |
83 |
69 |
Remember. High Energy. You’re the only thing standing between them and lunch |
1.5272 |
0.02759 |
662 |
397 |
181 |
84 |
70 |
Speak as if your life depends on it |
1.5272 |
0.02685 |
681 |
404 |
195 |
82 |
71 |
Psst! This may not be the best audience to pitch your vegan diet program! |
1.5271 |
0.03013 |
535 |
316 |
156 |
63 |
72 |
It's pride month. |
1.5266 |
0.03660 |
395 |
242 |
98 |
55 |
73 |
Watch out, keep to the script or you’ll literally be eaten alive! |
1.5225 |
0.03131 |
511 |
308 |
139 |
64 |
74 |
I think I'll wait for you in the car. |
1.5224 |
0.02999 |
624 |
395 |
132 |
97 |
75 |
If you're nervous, just imagine them all as rugs." |
1.5206 |
0.02910 |
607 |
371 |
156 |
80 |
76 |
The lunch slot’s always a tough gig. |
1.5204 |
0.02870 |
613 |
372 |
163 |
78 |
77 |
Try not to do that deer in the spotlight thing again |
1.5166 |
0.02729 |
664 |
402 |
181 |
81 |
78 |
I've a better idea. Start talking about quantum physics. It will put them all to sleep. |
1.5162 |
0.03069 |
525 |
318 |
143 |
64 |
79 |
Fred, after this, they're throwing us a 'meet and greet' luncheon. |
1.5120 |
0.03058 |
541 |
333 |
139 |
69 |
80 |
I'll go start the car. |
1.5120 |
0.03058 |
541 |
333 |
139 |
69 |
81 |
I have to run. |
1.5118 |
0.03081 |
551 |
344 |
132 |
75 |
82 |
Immersion therapy isn’t meant to be comfortable, Verne. |
1.5114 |
0.02891 |
569 |
342 |
163 |
64 |
83 |
I know you’re nervous, but what’s the worst that could happen? |
1.5109 |
0.03094 |
548 |
343 |
130 |
75 |
84 |
Just imagine them without fur. |
1.5089 |
0.02918 |
562 |
340 |
158 |
64 |
85 |
Trust me, it can't go any worse for you than the last guy. |
1.5048 |
0.03380 |
420 |
256 |
116 |
48 |
86 |
Don't worry...this is the after-dinner speech, remember? |
1.5047 |
0.03025 |
527 |
322 |
144 |
61 |
87 |
Just stand very still while you're speaking. |
1.5030 |
0.03063 |
507 |
309 |
141 |
57 |
88 |
Don’t leave the audience wanting more. |
1.5021 |
0.03221 |
482 |
300 |
122 |
60 |
89 |
Something tells me we got booked for the wrong Pride Week! |
1.5020 |
0.03411 |
492 |
324 |
89 |
79 |
90 |
The title of your talk, "Pursue Your Dream", won't work. |
1.5000 |
0.03436 |
408 |
251 |
110 |
47 |
91 |
After you, my deer. |
1.4988 |
0.03353 |
413 |
251 |
118 |
44 |
92 |
Remember, hakuna matata. |
1.4957 |
0.03122 |
468 |
284 |
136 |
48 |
93 |
Just remind them: no eating allowed in the theater |
1.4948 |
0.03246 |
477 |
301 |
116 |
60 |
94 |
Relax, you're just introducing the wildebeest |
1.4929 |
0.02984 |
495 |
298 |
150 |
47 |
95 |
Just don’t mention the lunch break. |
1.4926 |
0.03136 |
471 |
289 |
132 |
50 |
96 |
When they invited me to speak at
Pride Week, I guess I misunderstood. |
1.4923 |
0.03585 |
453 |
305 |
73 |
75 |
97 |
Don’t be nervous, they can smell fear. |
1.4871 |
0.03243 |
464 |
293 |
116 |
55 |
98 |
Whatever you do, skip the part that says ‘Now I offer you some food for thought.’ |
1.4871 |
0.03415 |
425 |
270 |
103 |
52 |
99 |
You'll be fine, just don't cut to the chase. |
1.4852 |
0.04616 |
237 |
152 |
55 |
30 |
100 |
In this case, speaking right after lunch is a good thing. |
1.4834 |
0.03367 |
422 |
266 |
108 |
48 |
101 |
Can't you feel the excitement in the room? |
1.4824 |
0.03354 |
427 |
270 |
108 |
49 |
102 |
Just be careful with the laser pointer. |
1.4811 |
0.03635 |
370 |
236 |
90 |
44 |
103 |
Don't worry.
I was told they love antelopes. |
1.4799 |
0.04122 |
298 |
193 |
67 |
38 |
104 |
They’re just cats. |
1.4783 |
0.03532 |
345 |
211 |
103 |
31 |
105 |
Gotta run. Don’t worry. They’re just gonna eat you up. |
1.4778 |
0.03386 |
427 |
274 |
102 |
51 |
106 |
Just don't say, "Let's cut to the chase." |
1.4769 |
0.03432 |
411 |
263 |
100 |
48 |
107 |
Just wait til you hear the crowd roar |
1.4757 |
0.03494 |
412 |
268 |
92 |
52 |
108 |
Just imagine them all as rugs. |
1.4752 |
0.03542 |
383 |
245 |
94 |
44 |
109 |
Just relax and be natural, you'll never have to do this again. |
1.4739 |
0.04812 |
211 |
136 |
50 |
25 |
110 |
Better cut to the chase quickly. |
1.4733 |
0.03524 |
374 |
237 |
97 |
40 |
111 |
Don't worry. The audience will eat you up alive! |
1.4730 |
0.03424 |
389 |
245 |
104 |
40 |
112 |
BEFORE I TAKEOFF RUNNING LIKE HELL I'VE BEEN ASKED TO SAY A FEW WORDS |
1.4729 |
0.03495 |
387 |
247 |
97 |
43 |
113 |
'If the 'Pride joke' falls flat...run like hell!' |
1.4724 |
0.03586 |
398 |
262 |
84 |
52 |
114 |
They just finished their dinner. So you should have half an hour. |
1.4718 |
0.03437 |
390 |
247 |
102 |
41 |
115 |
Please tell me you remembered the laser pointer. |
1.4704 |
0.03618 |
372 |
241 |
87 |
44 |
116 |
They seem attentive |
1.4704 |
0.03496 |
372 |
235 |
99 |
38 |
117 |
Go on, they’re hungry for more. |
1.4696 |
0.03272 |
411 |
257 |
115 |
39 |
118 |
I still don't think "Eating Locally Sourced Food" is a good topic for this audience. |
1.4691 |
0.03760 |
356 |
234 |
77 |
45 |
119 |
Maybe lead with you have herpes. |
1.4641 |
0.03670 |
362 |
237 |
82 |
43 |
120 |
And afterwards they’re holding a banquet in your honor. |
1.4640 |
0.03615 |
375 |
246 |
84 |
45 |
121 |
You sure they’ll appreciate “The Herbivore’s Dilemma?” |
1.4636 |
0.03615 |
343 |
218 |
91 |
34 |
122 |
You only get one chance with this. |
1.4635 |
0.03395 |
384 |
243 |
104 |
37 |
123 |
Just relax. You’ve got the laser pointer. |
1.4631 |
0.03769 |
352 |
233 |
75 |
44 |
124 |
You've been asked to stay for dinner. |
1.4613 |
0.03764 |
336 |
219 |
79 |
38 |
125 |
Don’t be nervous- just imagine they’re all vegans. |
1.4611 |
0.03332 |
360 |
221 |
112 |
27 |
126 |
Just image them with no teeth. |
1.4610 |
0.03329 |
410 |
263 |
105 |
42 |
127 |
They are here for the big bucks. |
1.4600 |
0.03675 |
350 |
228 |
83 |
39 |
128 |
Just open with “The only thing that stands between you and dinner is this podium.” They’ll eat it up. |
1.4599 |
0.03541 |
374 |
243 |
90 |
41 |
129 |
Just picture them all as rugs. |
1.4589 |
0.03651 |
353 |
230 |
84 |
39 |
130 |
Just imagine them wearing clothes |
1.4583 |
0.03787 |
336 |
221 |
76 |
39 |
131 |
Our next speaker will discuss the benefits of becoming a vegetarian. |
1.4582 |
0.03825 |
323 |
211 |
76 |
36 |
132 |
Relax, you've already got their attention. |
1.4580 |
0.03691 |
345 |
225 |
82 |
38 |
133 |
The elevated heavy-metal content in venison. Lead with that. |
1.4568 |
0.03791 |
324 |
211 |
78 |
35 |
134 |
thank you for letting us address your first diversity, equity and inclusion conference. |
1.4561 |
0.03694 |
353 |
233 |
79 |
41 |
135 |
You've got their attention. |
1.4559 |
0.03539 |
340 |
215 |
95 |
30 |
136 |
Whatever you do, don’t fall off the stage. |
1.4552 |
0.04229 |
290 |
197 |
54 |
39 |
137 |
Don’t be nervous. They’re gonna eat you up!” |
1.4543 |
0.03942 |
339 |
232 |
60 |
47 |
138 |
Wake up, dear, you're having that dream again. |
1.4537 |
0.03940 |
313 |
208 |
68 |
37 |
139 |
Just be sure to remind them that eating in the auditorium is strictly prohibited |
1.4529 |
0.04033 |
329 |
227 |
55 |
47 |
140 |
Careful what you say. It’s a jungle out there. |
1.4518 |
0.03746 |
332 |
218 |
78 |
36 |
141 |
Don’t be nervous, just imagine they are all stuffed. |
1.4490 |
0.03797 |
314 |
205 |
77 |
32 |
142 |
Don't worry. The lunch was served first. |
1.4487 |
0.03429 |
341 |
214 |
101 |
26 |
143 |
You need to emphasize this was a meeting to pray…not for prey. |
1.4476 |
0.03761 |
315 |
205 |
79 |
31 |
144 |
Next up: "The Circle of Life is an Outdated Concept : A Persuasive Essay" |
1.4448 |
0.03849 |
308 |
203 |
73 |
32 |
145 |
Okay, so I was wrong about which Lion's Club this is. |
1.4448 |
0.03940 |
326 |
223 |
61 |
42 |
146 |
It’ll be okay. You’re the After Dinner Speaker. |
1.4441 |
0.03977 |
322 |
221 |
59 |
42 |
147 |
Your vegetarian Ted Talk is going to kill! |
1.4435 |
0.03563 |
336 |
217 |
89 |
30 |
148 |
Remember, after giving the opening remarks, remind everyone about emergency exits and I'll shout, "Fire!" |
1.4405 |
0.03820 |
311 |
206 |
73 |
32 |
149 |
On the plus side, they'll be highly distracted by the laser pointer. |
1.4404 |
0.03986 |
302 |
204 |
63 |
35 |
150 |
It's a dinner theater. Why do you ask? |
1.4397 |
0.04225 |
282 |
194 |
52 |
36 |
151 |
We should have asked what they meant by dinner theater. |
1.4396 |
0.04109 |
298 |
205 |
55 |
38 |
152 |
Just picture them as rugs and you'll be fine. |
1.4378 |
0.04415 |
233 |
155 |
54 |
24 |
153 |
Just pretend they are the voters in the New Yorker Caption Contest. They aren't going to like whatever you say, so just don't worry about it. |
1.4373 |
0.04276 |
295 |
209 |
43 |
43 |
154 |
I'll be waiting for you right outside the stage door. |
1.4371 |
0.03638 |
302 |
193 |
86 |
23 |
155 |
Headlights? Do you see headlights? |
1.4364 |
0.03978 |
291 |
195 |
65 |
31 |
156 |
They want to hear about your plant-based diet. |
1.4360 |
0.04058 |
289 |
196 |
60 |
33 |
157 |
It helps to picture them with clothes on. |
1.4352 |
0.03852 |
301 |
200 |
71 |
30 |
158 |
Just get out there! What’s the worst that could happen? |
1.4349 |
0.04248 |
269 |
184 |
53 |
32 |
159 |
Picture them all with clothes on. |
1.4349 |
0.04116 |
269 |
180 |
61 |
28 |
160 |
Would like to explain why going vegan is in all our best interest |
1.4333 |
0.03802 |
300 |
198 |
74 |
28 |
161 |
Don't be nervous. They're going to eat you up! |
1.4333 |
0.04245 |
300 |
214 |
42 |
44 |
162 |
What they’re really hungry for is a fresh approach. |
1.4317 |
0.03851 |
271 |
175 |
75 |
21 |
163 |
I just figured out why they call it dinner theater. |
1.4297 |
0.04441 |
256 |
179 |
44 |
33 |
164 |
There's no need to be nervous about your presentation. Most of the congregation only came here for the free meal. |
1.4292 |
0.04315 |
240 |
161 |
55 |
24 |
165 |
Maybe volunteering to speak at the Lions Club was not your finest idea. |
1.4291 |
0.04067 |
282 |
192 |
59 |
31 |
166 |
Trust me, they are gonna eat you up. |
1.4281 |
0.04215 |
285 |
200 |
48 |
37 |
167 |
And remember, don't turn your back on the audience. |
1.4229 |
0.03875 |
253 |
163 |
73 |
17 |
168 |
Imagine them fully clothed |
1.4226 |
0.04187 |
265 |
182 |
54 |
29 |
169 |
Don’t be dramatic. They won’t eat you alive |
1.4202 |
0.04100 |
257 |
173 |
60 |
24 |
170 |
Yes! It's in bad taste. That's the idea ... |
1.4198 |
0.03735 |
293 |
194 |
75 |
24 |
171 |
I'd keep it short, if I were you. |
1.4187 |
0.04231 |
246 |
167 |
55 |
24 |
172 |
You have about fifteen seconds to make your case. |
1.4163 |
0.04080 |
245 |
163 |
62 |
20 |
173 |
Its okay. It's just the audience. They don't bite. |
1.4160 |
0.03856 |
262 |
172 |
71 |
19 |
174 |
Maybe don’t call it “Eat Prey, Love.” |
1.4146 |
0.04382 |
246 |
172 |
46 |
28 |
175 |
I'll be in the car |
1.4127 |
0.04375 |
252 |
178 |
44 |
30 |
176 |
Remember - everyone’s looking for good gnus these days |
1.4122 |
0.04393 |
245 |
172 |
45 |
28 |
177 |
Open with a joke… and then run like hell. |
1.4118 |
0.04409 |
238 |
166 |
46 |
26 |
178 |
On the plus side, you'll never have to do this again. |
1.4097 |
0.04346 |
227 |
155 |
51 |
21 |
179 |
Don't be nervous. They just saw the Lion King and they feel pretty good. |
1.4095 |
0.04100 |
232 |
154 |
61 |
17 |
180 |
I don’t care what the card says. I think it’s best if you tell them that “The Lion King” has won again. |
1.4091 |
0.04804 |
220 |
159 |
32 |
29 |
181 |
Keep it short, they haven’t had lunch yet. |
1.4089 |
0.04131 |
247 |
168 |
57 |
22 |
182 |
I heard it was gonna be a tough crowd |
1.4083 |
0.04091 |
240 |
161 |
60 |
19 |
183 |
You're the first speaker after lunch....you should be ok. |
1.4066 |
0.04284 |
241 |
167 |
50 |
24 |
184 |
Let's forget about the audience participation part. |
1.4054 |
0.04593 |
222 |
157 |
40 |
25 |
185 |
There are some fears you can’t outrun. |
1.4045 |
0.04756 |
220 |
159 |
33 |
28 |
186 |
When you hear the roar of the crowd, run for it. |
1.4035 |
0.04587 |
228 |
163 |
38 |
27 |
187 |
That's all now. We have to run. |
1.4034 |
0.04172 |
233 |
158 |
56 |
19 |
188 |
Trust me, it's all about projecting confidence... and maybe not limping or anything. |
1.4034 |
0.04388 |
233 |
163 |
46 |
24 |
189 |
It's nearing dinnertime...I'd pick up the pace if I were you! |
1.4034 |
0.04237 |
238 |
164 |
52 |
22 |
190 |
What made you think you were the "after" dinner speaker? |
1.4026 |
0.04582 |
231 |
166 |
37 |
28 |
191 |
And now,in our next TED talk,Giselle speaks about the benefits of a vegetarian diet. |
1.4000 |
0.04619 |
220 |
157 |
38 |
25 |
192 |
Sure. Tough crowd. But at least you’re not the last speaker before lunch. |
1.4000 |
0.04207 |
230 |
157 |
54 |
19 |
193 |
It was at this moment that Jerry realized his presentation "Going Vegan: The key to a happy life" wasn't going to go very well. |
1.4000 |
0.04670 |
205 |
144 |
40 |
21 |
194 |
Take my wife. Please! |
1.3991 |
0.04483 |
223 |
157 |
43 |
23 |
195 |
Relax. What's the worst that could happen? |
1.3981 |
0.04493 |
216 |
151 |
44 |
21 |
196 |
I suggest we cancel the meet and greet. |
1.3980 |
0.04715 |
196 |
137 |
40 |
19 |
197 |
What did you expect? You knew it was pride week. |
1.3966 |
0.04521 |
232 |
167 |
38 |
27 |
198 |
Just pretend they're in their underwear. |
1.3965 |
0.04242 |
227 |
156 |
52 |
19 |
199 |
I gave you my word. I’m not throwing you to the wolves. |
1.3963 |
0.04524 |
217 |
153 |
42 |
22 |
200 |
No sweat, it's you, then we all break for lunch. |
1.3962 |
0.04352 |
212 |
145 |
50 |
17 |
201 |
Ignore the cat calls. |
1.3960 |
0.06760 |
101 |
72 |
18 |
11 |
202 |
What did you think they meant when they said we would be performing at the Lion’s Club? |
1.3958 |
0.04287 |
240 |
169 |
47 |
24 |
203 |
You know what they say: never let them smell you sweat. |
1.3956 |
0.04594 |
182 |
123 |
46 |
13 |
204 |
Don’t break a leg. |
1.3952 |
0.04380 |
210 |
144 |
49 |
17 |
205 |
Don't worry, they'll eat you right up! |
1.3947 |
0.04181 |
228 |
156 |
54 |
18 |
206 |
That Steve Jobs quote -- 'Stay hungry. Stay foolish. Never let go of your appetite' -- you might want to skip it. |
1.3947 |
0.04702 |
190 |
132 |
41 |
17 |
207 |
Be tasteless. |
1.3946 |
0.04567 |
223 |
160 |
38 |
25 |
208 |
Is that your will? You better let me hold on to that. |
1.3946 |
0.04247 |
223 |
153 |
52 |
18 |
209 |
Remember how you got over the "headlights" thing? |
1.3935 |
0.04391 |
216 |
150 |
47 |
19 |
210 |
Go ahead, it will be over before you know it. |
1.3929 |
0.04416 |
224 |
158 |
44 |
22 |
211 |
Go out there and give them something to chew on. |
1.3925 |
0.04370 |
214 |
148 |
48 |
18 |
212 |
If get a standing ovation run for your life. |
1.3918 |
0.04686 |
194 |
136 |
40 |
18 |
213 |
On second thought, maybe don't break a leg. |
1.3915 |
0.04346 |
212 |
146 |
49 |
17 |
214 |
Give them something to chew on. |
1.3909 |
0.04036 |
197 |
128 |
61 |
8 |
215 |
Good thing this isn’t a dinner theater! |
1.3896 |
0.04091 |
231 |
158 |
56 |
17 |
216 |
No, I insist, you go first. |
1.3894 |
0.04186 |
208 |
140 |
55 |
13 |
217 |
Make sure you thrown in at least one hakuma matata. |
1.3886 |
0.04145 |
211 |
142 |
56 |
13 |
218 |
Well, they've had a light snack, but I'd suggest keeping it short. |
1.3882 |
0.04584 |
170 |
114 |
46 |
10 |
219 |
Now go out there and sing Hukana Matata like your life depends on it! |
1.3881 |
0.04390 |
219 |
154 |
45 |
20 |
220 |
You go now and I'll go after lunch. |
1.3879 |
0.04364 |
214 |
149 |
47 |
18 |
221 |
They're here for pride week. |
1.3879 |
0.04512 |
214 |
152 |
41 |
21 |
222 |
Just pretend they're wearing nothing but their underwear. |
1.3878 |
0.04356 |
196 |
133 |
50 |
13 |
223 |
Wait!
Does our contract say: "...you will be asked to perform before your dinner..." , or does it say, "... you will be asked to perform before you're dinner..."? |
1.3876 |
0.04690 |
209 |
151 |
35 |
23 |
224 |
[Whispering] I don't care what the card says. Say "The "Lion King" won, you idiot. |
1.3867 |
0.05045 |
181 |
131 |
30 |
20 |
225 |
Just know that you are faster than them. |
1.3864 |
0.04129 |
220 |
150 |
55 |
15 |
226 |
You got this Daniel! |
1.3860 |
0.04784 |
171 |
118 |
40 |
13 |
227 |
What’s wrong? I told you it’s a pride event. |
1.3858 |
0.04683 |
197 |
140 |
38 |
19 |
228 |
Just picture them in their underbrush. |
1.3854 |
0.04771 |
192 |
137 |
36 |
19 |
229 |
Just imagine they're not wearing any fur. |
1.3827 |
0.04349 |
196 |
134 |
49 |
13 |
230 |
You will be fine. Just imagine them in their underwear. |
1.3824 |
0.04725 |
170 |
117 |
41 |
12 |
231 |
Instead of running for president, maybe you should just run. |
1.3821 |
0.04585 |
212 |
153 |
37 |
22 |
232 |
Just imagine them all without teeth. |
1.3814 |
0.04842 |
194 |
141 |
32 |
21 |
233 |
WHOEVER BOOKED THE LIONS CLUB DIDN'T ASK ENOUGH QUESTIONS. |
1.3814 |
0.05058 |
194 |
145 |
24 |
25 |
234 |
Don’t worry, it’ll be over before you know it. |
1.3812 |
0.04977 |
181 |
131 |
31 |
19 |
235 |
Don't worry, the reception is catered. |
1.3810 |
0.04993 |
189 |
139 |
28 |
22 |
236 |
This is not the right audience to look in the eye. |
1.3807 |
0.04450 |
197 |
137 |
45 |
15 |
237 |
Remember, you're the after dinner speaker... |
1.3805 |
0.04437 |
205 |
144 |
44 |
17 |
238 |
In this case, I have to say, don’t break a leg! |
1.3800 |
0.04570 |
200 |
142 |
40 |
18 |
239 |
If you want to run for President, this is a good practice venue! |
1.3797 |
0.04797 |
187 |
134 |
35 |
18 |
240 |
Whatever you do, don’t say “Let’s break for lunch.” |
1.3795 |
0.04596 |
195 |
138 |
40 |
17 |
241 |
What did you think they meant by lunch speaker |
1.3793 |
0.04466 |
203 |
143 |
43 |
17 |
242 |
Looks like the buck stops here. |
1.3789 |
0.05081 |
190 |
142 |
24 |
24 |
243 |
Not a headlight in sight. You’ve got this. |
1.3788 |
0.04431 |
198 |
138 |
45 |
15 |
244 |
Be funny or they'll eat you alive. |
1.3786 |
0.04255 |
206 |
142 |
50 |
14 |
245 |
Just imagine them as rugs. |
1.3777 |
0.04594 |
188 |
132 |
41 |
15 |
246 |
Eat Prey Love |
1.3757 |
0.04907 |
181 |
131 |
32 |
18 |
247 |
Just tell them there’s a Jaguar in the parking lot with its lights on. |
1.3757 |
0.04907 |
181 |
131 |
32 |
18 |
248 |
Just blame their problems on the zebras |
1.3757 |
0.04385 |
189 |
130 |
47 |
12 |
249 |
‘Keep them focused, and I’ll be right back’ |
1.3757 |
0.04574 |
189 |
133 |
41 |
15 |
250 |
It's always tough being the last speaker before lunch. |
1.3756 |
0.04442 |
197 |
138 |
44 |
15 |
251 |
Dinner and a show. |
1.3750 |
0.05227 |
160 |
116 |
28 |
16 |
252 |
First welcome them to this first meeting of the vegetarian lions' club. |
1.3750 |
0.04279 |
200 |
138 |
49 |
13 |
253 |
Good luck! Don’t break a leg. |
1.3750 |
0.04582 |
192 |
136 |
40 |
16 |
254 |
You'll do great! They still talk about the Zebra from last year. |
1.3744 |
0.04177 |
219 |
153 |
50 |
16 |
255 |
Stand tall, use a big voice, don’t run. Pretend you’re Trump getting a mug shot. |
1.3744 |
0.05184 |
195 |
150 |
17 |
28 |
256 |
Sally, YOU wanted to join the Lions Club. |
1.3743 |
0.04767 |
171 |
120 |
38 |
13 |
257 |
I guess you're not preaching to the choir |
1.3738 |
0.04295 |
214 |
151 |
46 |
17 |
258 |
Always start out with a Hyena joke. It gets them roaring. |
1.3736 |
0.04915 |
174 |
125 |
33 |
16 |
259 |
You're the last speaker before lunch. |
1.3735 |
0.04635 |
166 |
114 |
42 |
10 |
260 |
It’s not a den of lions, it’s simply a roaring crowd. |
1.3732 |
0.04260 |
209 |
146 |
48 |
15 |
261 |
You'll be fine, just don't break a leg. |
1.3730 |
0.04702 |
185 |
132 |
37 |
16 |
262 |
How am I supposed to tell them that only two get on the boat? |
1.3727 |
0.05048 |
161 |
115 |
32 |
14 |
263 |
on second thought, don't break a leg |
1.3723 |
0.04828 |
188 |
137 |
32 |
19 |
264 |
I suggest you cut to the chase. |
1.3723 |
0.04396 |
188 |
130 |
46 |
12 |
265 |
Not to worry! They’re going to eat up everything you have to say. |
1.3722 |
0.04596 |
180 |
126 |
41 |
13 |
266 |
They are here to listen to what you have to say, not how you look. |
1.3716 |
0.04476 |
183 |
127 |
44 |
12 |
267 |
You want ME to tell them the caterer is running an hour late? |
1.3711 |
0.05245 |
159 |
116 |
27 |
16 |
268 |
Emphasize the protein content of tofu. |
1.3708 |
0.04765 |
178 |
127 |
36 |
15 |
269 |
You're on! It's a hungry audience! |
1.3702 |
0.04160 |
208 |
144 |
51 |
13 |
270 |
I’m the after dinner speaker. |
1.3702 |
0.04534 |
208 |
151 |
37 |
20 |
271 |
Relax, you are the "after" dinner speaker. |
1.3702 |
0.04439 |
181 |
125 |
45 |
11 |
272 |
You’re fine…but I’ve gotta run. |
1.3702 |
0.04575 |
181 |
127 |
41 |
13 |
273 |
After you |
1.3699 |
0.04930 |
173 |
125 |
32 |
16 |
274 |
Just imagine them all naked. Oh, never mind….. |
1.3698 |
0.04330 |
192 |
133 |
47 |
12 |
275 |
Hit the Fire Alarm! |
1.3693 |
0.04868 |
176 |
127 |
33 |
16 |
276 |
Before our last speaker before lunch, raise your hand if you want a vegetarian meal. |
1.3684 |
0.04546 |
190 |
135 |
40 |
15 |
277 |
Just a few short remarks, then we gotta run. |
1.3684 |
0.04484 |
190 |
134 |
42 |
14 |
278 |
Just pretend they're naked and mounted on a wall. |
1.3684 |
0.04546 |
190 |
135 |
40 |
15 |
279 |
Picture them without fur.” |
1.3684 |
0.04422 |
190 |
133 |
44 |
13 |
280 |
Whats the worst thing that can happen? |
1.3679 |
0.04672 |
193 |
140 |
35 |
18 |
281 |
Do not invite the winner onstage. |
1.3678 |
0.05105 |
174 |
129 |
26 |
19 |
282 |
Just relax- that was a roar of approval. |
1.3669 |
0.05010 |
169 |
123 |
30 |
16 |
283 |
Good news: they're really interested in your talk. Bad news: the caterer is running late. |
1.3665 |
0.05114 |
161 |
117 |
29 |
15 |
284 |
Sorry, gotta run. |
1.3661 |
0.04729 |
183 |
132 |
35 |
16 |
285 |
Remember, where the deer and the antelope play is still a secret. |
1.3661 |
0.04915 |
183 |
135 |
29 |
19 |
286 |
Remind me to fire our agent. |
1.3661 |
0.04665 |
183 |
131 |
37 |
15 |
287 |
You’re up. Then lunch. |
1.3659 |
0.04740 |
164 |
115 |
38 |
11 |
288 |
The Posthumous Award for slowest gazelle goes to..... |
1.3654 |
0.05686 |
156 |
120 |
15 |
21 |
289 |
It was mistakenly advertised as a reading of 'Eat, Prey, Love'. |
1.3654 |
0.04905 |
156 |
110 |
35 |
11 |
290 |
Thanks again for standing in for me. Unfortunately I’ve gotta run! |
1.3651 |
0.04432 |
189 |
133 |
43 |
13 |
291 |
Just imagine them all declawed. |
1.3646 |
0.04633 |
181 |
129 |
38 |
14 |
292 |
Don’t forget to remind them that snacks are available in the lobby… in the LOBBY! |
1.3642 |
0.05056 |
173 |
128 |
27 |
18 |
293 |
Start off with a zebra joke. |
1.3636 |
0.04440 |
176 |
122 |
44 |
10 |
294 |
I didn't expect this when they said it was a 'Pride' celebration. |
1.3631 |
0.04800 |
179 |
130 |
33 |
16 |
295 |
Maybe scratch the part about sharing the waterhole. |
1.3631 |
0.04667 |
179 |
128 |
37 |
14 |
296 |
Keep it short. Your speech is the only thing between them and lunch. |
1.3626 |
0.04674 |
171 |
121 |
38 |
12 |
297 |
Do you need a moment, Senator? |
1.3624 |
0.04968 |
149 |
105 |
34 |
10 |
298 |
Nice knowing you. |
1.3622 |
0.04494 |
185 |
131 |
41 |
13 |
299 |
Sheila gave this same speech to the Elks last week and she's fine. |
1.3616 |
0.04563 |
177 |
125 |
40 |
12 |
300 |
You're ready, you've got a great speech and they look hungry for it! |
1.3611 |
0.04510 |
180 |
127 |
41 |
12 |
301 |
They are dressing me with their eyes. |
1.3608 |
0.05097 |
158 |
115 |
29 |
14 |
302 |
You’ll be fine. After all, what’s the worst that could happen? |
1.3602 |
0.04726 |
186 |
136 |
33 |
17 |
303 |
Just toss them some meaty phrases. |
1.3596 |
0.04400 |
178 |
124 |
44 |
10 |
304 |
I'm game if you are |
1.3593 |
0.05041 |
167 |
123 |
28 |
16 |
305 |
What's the worst that could happen? Lots of others have done it once. |
1.3593 |
0.04591 |
167 |
117 |
40 |
10 |
306 |
Trust me, this will kill |
1.3590 |
0.04893 |
156 |
111 |
34 |
11 |
307 |
For the last time, no, we can't do this over Zoom. |
1.3590 |
0.04721 |
156 |
109 |
38 |
9 |
308 |
I find it helps to imagine they’ve already eaten. |
1.3588 |
0.04975 |
170 |
125 |
29 |
16 |
309 |
Go on !! Just be yourself ! They'll eat it up. |
1.3588 |
0.04975 |
170 |
125 |
29 |
16 |
310 |
Remember, pull in your stomach and look skinny... |
1.3588 |
0.04975 |
170 |
125 |
29 |
16 |
311 |
Why so worried? They're going to eat you up. |
1.3588 |
0.04905 |
170 |
124 |
31 |
15 |
312 |
Just imagine everybody is already full. |
1.3585 |
0.04990 |
159 |
115 |
31 |
13 |
313 |
Ladies & gentlemen - may we remind you that eating food is not allowed during this performance. |
1.3576 |
0.05226 |
165 |
124 |
23 |
18 |
314 |
When you're finished, don't stay for meat-and-greet. |
1.3567 |
0.04880 |
171 |
125 |
31 |
15 |
315 |
When you said it’s at the Lion’s Club, I feel like you could have been clearer, Charles. |
1.3562 |
0.05271 |
160 |
120 |
23 |
17 |
316 |
Jump from point to point. They won't keep up. |
1.3552 |
0.04711 |
183 |
134 |
33 |
16 |
317 |
Remember, You're the fittest in the pack. |
1.3547 |
0.04260 |
172 |
118 |
47 |
7 |
318 |
Do not open with “Let us pray.” |
1.3545 |
0.04723 |
189 |
140 |
31 |
18 |
319 |
Go ahead, you have their attention. |
1.3544 |
0.04758 |
158 |
112 |
36 |
10 |
320 |
If you need me, I’ll be miles away. |
1.3540 |
0.04859 |
161 |
116 |
33 |
12 |
321 |
You'll be fine. Just appeal to their pride. |
1.3540 |
0.05016 |
161 |
118 |
29 |
14 |
322 |
Emphasize how vegetarian diets have many health benefits! |
1.3539 |
0.04601 |
178 |
128 |
37 |
13 |
323 |
Don't worry! They will eat you up out there! |
1.3529 |
0.05119 |
153 |
112 |
28 |
13 |
324 |
They'll eat it right up, trust me. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
325 |
It'll be fine - your leg looks completely healed. |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
326 |
Suddenly, stage fright has a whole new meaning. |
1.3515 |
0.04848 |
165 |
120 |
32 |
13 |
327 |
They asked you to speak and then stay for lunch! |
1.3512 |
0.04712 |
168 |
121 |
35 |
12 |
328 |
When you said it was pride month I was picturing something else.” |
1.3512 |
0.04933 |
168 |
124 |
29 |
15 |
329 |
Don't screw this up. They'll eat you alive. |
1.3500 |
0.05031 |
160 |
118 |
28 |
14 |
330 |
Maybe skip, 'Let us pray.' |
1.3500 |
0.04950 |
180 |
136 |
25 |
19 |
331 |
Look if they get rowdy just use the laser like we practiced. |
1.3500 |
0.04538 |
160 |
112 |
40 |
8 |
332 |
When the applause starts, run. |
1.3497 |
0.05040 |
163 |
121 |
27 |
15 |
333 |
They seem really excited to see you! |
1.3497 |
0.04887 |
163 |
119 |
31 |
13 |
334 |
Dinner theatre? It's just an expression. |
1.3497 |
0.04786 |
143 |
100 |
36 |
7 |
335 |
I can feel them filleting me with their eyes. |
1.3495 |
0.04186 |
186 |
130 |
47 |
9 |
336 |
Well, for this last question from the audience, does anyone have anything to ask that isn't related to our guest's « delicious looking thighs »? |
1.3491 |
0.04763 |
169 |
123 |
33 |
13 |
337 |
Keep it brief, we need to run. |
1.3486 |
0.04716 |
175 |
128 |
33 |
14 |
338 |
It's easier if you picture them not salivating |
1.3484 |
0.05063 |
155 |
114 |
28 |
13 |
339 |
Relax. They wouldn’t be here if they didn’t love poetry. |
1.3484 |
0.05063 |
155 |
114 |
28 |
13 |
340 |
Of course they are all vegetarians! |
1.3483 |
0.04451 |
178 |
127 |
40 |
11 |
341 |
Whatever you do, don't pick out someone in the audience and pretend to talk to them. |
1.3478 |
0.04282 |
184 |
130 |
44 |
10 |
342 |
Relax - this is the after-dinner group.... |
1.3476 |
0.04862 |
164 |
120 |
31 |
13 |
343 |
I’d actually like to address the elephant in the room… |
1.3476 |
0.05374 |
164 |
127 |
17 |
20 |
344 |
Hope this Vegan speech works. |
1.3476 |
0.04625 |
164 |
117 |
37 |
10 |
345 |
Remember, be bold and everything will go well. It's not like we're throwing you to the wolves. |
1.3475 |
0.05131 |
141 |
102 |
29 |
10 |
346 |
They're just drooling because they're excited to see your slides. |
1.3473 |
0.05500 |
167 |
132 |
12 |
23 |
347 |
Keep them busy. I'll wait in the car. |
1.3469 |
0.04595 |
147 |
102 |
39 |
6 |
348 |
The Supreme Court be damned. Let's yell, 'Fire!' |
1.3459 |
0.05046 |
159 |
118 |
27 |
14 |
349 |
It's ok, go on. They're quite interested to hear the benefits of a vegetarian diet. |
1.3455 |
0.05133 |
165 |
125 |
23 |
17 |
350 |
Just try to think of them getting out of the shower. |
1.3452 |
0.04467 |
168 |
119 |
40 |
9 |
351 |
For God's sake don't break a leg. |
1.3452 |
0.04849 |
168 |
124 |
30 |
14 |
352 |
What? I told you I wouldn’t throw you to the wolves. |
1.3446 |
0.04671 |
177 |
130 |
33 |
14 |
353 |
Go ahead - it’s an important announcement. Just don’t start with your usual “I know I’m the last thing standing between you and lunch.” |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
354 |
Let them know that someone left a jaguar running outside. |
1.3443 |
0.05120 |
183 |
143 |
17 |
23 |
355 |
Thanks to Covid they can no longer smell your fear. |
1.3440 |
0.05804 |
125 |
94 |
19 |
12 |
356 |
They're going to love you. |
1.3439 |
0.04582 |
157 |
111 |
38 |
8 |
357 |
They're all preying for you. |
1.3434 |
0.04812 |
166 |
122 |
31 |
13 |
358 |
Please stay seated |
1.3432 |
0.04825 |
169 |
125 |
30 |
14 |
359 |
Now, for the kill the messenger award… |
1.3431 |
0.05525 |
137 |
103 |
21 |
13 |
360 |
Just remember, this is an after dinner speech. |
1.3427 |
0.04973 |
143 |
103 |
31 |
9 |
361 |
I'm going to get a coffee, see you after the show. |
1.3423 |
0.04928 |
149 |
108 |
31 |
10 |
362 |
Bad break that you’re the last speaker before lunch. |
1.3421 |
0.05122 |
152 |
113 |
26 |
13 |
363 |
You know what, on second thought fear of public speaking isn't my greatest fear. |
1.3421 |
0.05953 |
114 |
85 |
19 |
10 |
364 |
Maybe these costumes weren't such a great idea. |
1.3421 |
0.04949 |
152 |
111 |
30 |
11 |
365 |
On second thought, maybe delete the line about "food for thought." |
1.3421 |
0.04860 |
152 |
110 |
32 |
10 |
366 |
Didn't you do your audience analysis? |
1.3416 |
0.04671 |
161 |
116 |
35 |
10 |
367 |
Don't worry, they just came back from lunch. |
1.3415 |
0.04693 |
164 |
119 |
34 |
11 |
368 |
Just read it and run. |
1.3410 |
0.04881 |
173 |
130 |
27 |
16 |
369 |
And to really complete this nightmare, I want to remind you that you're naked and that paper is blank. |
1.3401 |
0.04969 |
147 |
107 |
30 |
10 |
370 |
The only thing to fear is fear itself…and, of course, the lions. |
1.3400 |
0.05252 |
150 |
113 |
23 |
14 |
371 |
You've got them literally salivating for you! |
1.3400 |
0.04900 |
150 |
109 |
31 |
10 |
372 |
The good news is that you have their attention. |
1.3399 |
0.04743 |
153 |
110 |
34 |
9 |
373 |
I gather you’ve never spoken at pride week! |
1.3397 |
0.05185 |
156 |
118 |
23 |
15 |
374 |
Could you do the rest of us a favor? Don't leave them wanting more. |
1.3396 |
0.04707 |
159 |
115 |
34 |
10 |
375 |
We would ask the winners NOT to come up on stage to collect your prizes. |
1.3396 |
0.04791 |
159 |
116 |
32 |
11 |
376 |
Just be careful not to insult their pride. |
1.3393 |
0.04688 |
168 |
123 |
33 |
12 |
377 |
Just try and imagine them with clothes on. |
1.3393 |
0.04911 |
168 |
126 |
27 |
15 |
378 |
Break a leg - this audience always goes for the injured and elderly. |
1.3385 |
0.05520 |
130 |
97 |
22 |
11 |
379 |
If it helps, try imagining they’re all vegetarians. |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
380 |
Cat got your tongue? |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
381 |
You're sure we couldn't have done this over Zoom? |
1.3379 |
0.05199 |
145 |
108 |
25 |
12 |
382 |
Picture them all wearing clothes |
1.3378 |
0.04653 |
148 |
105 |
36 |
7 |
383 |
It's OK they already ate. |
1.3378 |
0.05033 |
148 |
109 |
28 |
11 |
384 |
Don’t be nervous, Jeff. Just imagine them fully clothed. |
1.3378 |
0.05033 |
148 |
109 |
28 |
11 |
385 |
Don’t worry Gary, they’ll eat this up. |
1.3378 |
0.04751 |
148 |
106 |
34 |
8 |
386 |
« You’re supper, I mean super!” |
1.3377 |
0.04781 |
151 |
109 |
33 |
9 |
387 |
Picture them mounted on the wall of your den. |
1.3377 |
0.04718 |
154 |
111 |
34 |
9 |
388 |
It’s always a tough crowd right before lunch, but you’ll be fine. |
1.3376 |
0.04995 |
157 |
117 |
27 |
13 |
389 |
Did they say “after dinner speaker” or they were after a dinner speaker? |
1.3376 |
0.05156 |
157 |
119 |
23 |
15 |
390 |
Perhaps we can begin with a reading from The Book of Daniel? |
1.3375 |
0.04766 |
160 |
117 |
32 |
11 |
391 |
Don’t worry. They’re gonna eat it up. |
1.3375 |
0.04928 |
160 |
119 |
28 |
13 |
392 |
Don't worry. It's not that kind of roast. |
1.3375 |
0.04682 |
160 |
116 |
34 |
10 |
393 |
No! I said, YOU’LL slay THEM! |
1.3359 |
0.05153 |
131 |
95 |
28 |
8 |
394 |
Look--It was YOUR idea to address the Lions Club! |
1.3359 |
0.05153 |
131 |
95 |
28 |
8 |
395 |
Really? Public speaking is your Biggest fear? |
1.3358 |
0.05600 |
134 |
102 |
19 |
13 |
396 |
I'd skip the Q&A. It's nearly lunch. |
1.3356 |
0.05169 |
146 |
109 |
25 |
12 |
397 |
For once, you're lucky to get the after lunch slot. |
1.3356 |
0.05094 |
149 |
111 |
26 |
12 |
398 |
You said you wanted a hungry audience. |
1.3356 |
0.05182 |
149 |
112 |
24 |
13 |
399 |
Just let the audience know the advantages of a plant based diet. |
1.3355 |
0.04692 |
155 |
112 |
34 |
9 |
400 |
Uh...this takes stage fright to a new level |
1.3354 |
0.04803 |
158 |
116 |
31 |
11 |
401 |
Go slay THEM for a change. |
1.3354 |
0.04718 |
158 |
115 |
33 |
10 |
402 |
Your ‘Go Vegan’ speech is good Karl, believe in yourself |
1.3354 |
0.04632 |
158 |
114 |
35 |
9 |
403 |
Can the owner of the 2020 gray Chevy Impala please move your car? |
1.3354 |
0.04488 |
161 |
115 |
38 |
8 |
404 |
Try to sound unappetizing. |
1.3353 |
0.04382 |
167 |
119 |
40 |
8 |
405 |
Just imagine them well-fed. |
1.3333 |
0.05065 |
150 |
112 |
26 |
12 |
406 |
Please, you go first. |
1.3333 |
0.04712 |
129 |
90 |
35 |
4 |
407 |
Not only are birds more fun to catch, they are leaner in protein and improve your sleep! |
1.3333 |
0.04755 |
156 |
114 |
32 |
10 |
408 |
Imagine the audience is naked. |
1.3333 |
0.05257 |
135 |
100 |
25 |
10 |
409 |
Just address the elephant in the room. |
1.3333 |
0.05307 |
144 |
109 |
22 |
13 |
410 |
Just remember, they're here for you. |
1.3333 |
0.05239 |
150 |
114 |
22 |
14 |
411 |
What kind of pride event were you expecting? |
1.3333 |
0.05754 |
129 |
99 |
17 |
13 |
412 |
You’ll be great! They’re going to eat you up. |
1.3333 |
0.05449 |
132 |
99 |
22 |
11 |
413 |
Do they know this is the annual Vegan Summit? |
1.3333 |
0.04729 |
153 |
111 |
33 |
9 |
414 |
We are all Africans! |
1.3333 |
0.05198 |
141 |
105 |
25 |
11 |
415 |
Stall them with "So long, Farewell ", I'll be with the Von Trapps! |
1.3333 |
0.05025 |
144 |
106 |
28 |
10 |
416 |
Be brief, be sincere, and be gone. |
1.3333 |
0.04241 |
165 |
116 |
43 |
6 |
417 |
Remember... They're here for you.
I'll be in the car. |
1.3333 |
0.05449 |
132 |
99 |
22 |
11 |
418 |
Trust me, they’ll love you. |
1.3314 |
0.04419 |
169 |
122 |
38 |
9 |
419 |
Sure, you can start with a joke. Just don't say "I'm gnu here"; this crowd will eat you alive. |
1.3313 |
0.04863 |
166 |
125 |
27 |
14 |
420 |
Go ahead! They'll eat it up. |
1.3313 |
0.04668 |
160 |
117 |
33 |
10 |
421 |
I’d cut the stuff about lions being huge idiots. |
1.3312 |
0.04966 |
154 |
115 |
27 |
12 |
422 |
And please join us at the buffet after today's presentation. |
1.3311 |
0.05036 |
151 |
113 |
26 |
12 |
423 |
You've got this. Just don't open with that stupid Cowardly Lion bit. |
1.3310 |
0.04764 |
142 |
102 |
33 |
7 |
424 |
And now for the gnus…. |
1.3310 |
0.05262 |
142 |
107 |
23 |
12 |
425 |
Remember, no eye contact. |
1.3309 |
0.04722 |
139 |
99 |
34 |
6 |
426 |
Try picturing them with clothes on. |
1.3309 |
0.05441 |
139 |
106 |
20 |
13 |
427 |
Remember, address everyone as "Your Majesty" during the Q &A. Stay apolitical. You do not want to insult anyone's Pride. |
1.3309 |
0.05344 |
139 |
105 |
22 |
12 |
428 |
With this crowd, if your first joke bombs, we run like hell. |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
429 |
Pride comes before a fall. |
1.3306 |
0.05337 |
124 |
91 |
25 |
8 |
430 |
Eat, Prey, Love" is a great title |
1.3306 |
0.05458 |
124 |
92 |
23 |
9 |
431 |
Swallow your pride or theirs might swallow you. |
1.3291 |
0.04789 |
158 |
117 |
30 |
11 |
432 |
What's to be nervous about? They're gonna eat you up! |
1.3289 |
0.04920 |
152 |
113 |
28 |
11 |
433 |
Just picture them all satiated. |
1.3289 |
0.04512 |
149 |
106 |
37 |
6 |
434 |
Don't mention the lunchbreak. |
1.3287 |
0.05039 |
143 |
106 |
27 |
10 |
435 |
Still think public speaking is your greatest fear? |
1.3287 |
0.05039 |
143 |
106 |
27 |
10 |
436 |
Just imagine them in their underbrush. |
1.3286 |
0.05407 |
140 |
107 |
20 |
13 |
437 |
If you survive this, you're ready for the school board meeting! |
1.3281 |
0.05668 |
128 |
98 |
18 |
12 |
438 |
Remember that they're picturing YOU naked. |
1.3279 |
0.04999 |
122 |
87 |
30 |
5 |
439 |
What’s the worst they can do to you |
1.3273 |
0.05934 |
110 |
83 |
18 |
9 |
440 |
Relax. They're with the Vegan WeightWatchers group." |
1.3273 |
0.05646 |
110 |
81 |
22 |
7 |
441 |
At least you're not a Christian |
1.3269 |
0.04826 |
156 |
116 |
29 |
11 |
442 |
Relax. It's not as if I'm throwing you to the wolves. |
1.3268 |
0.04713 |
153 |
112 |
32 |
9 |
443 |
They will eat you up |
1.3268 |
0.05065 |
153 |
116 |
24 |
13 |
444 |
Just imagine them purring. |
1.3267 |
0.04869 |
150 |
111 |
29 |
10 |
445 |
And be sure to emphasize that when you went vegan, you lost ten pounds. |
1.3267 |
0.05393 |
150 |
117 |
17 |
16 |
446 |
Try to finish before lunch. |
1.3264 |
0.04811 |
144 |
105 |
31 |
8 |
447 |
No need to worry; they’ll eat it up. |
1.3262 |
0.05373 |
141 |
108 |
20 |
13 |
448 |
On the bright side,you certainly have their attention! |
1.3262 |
0.04774 |
141 |
102 |
32 |
7 |
449 |
Hakuna Matata. |
1.3262 |
0.04982 |
141 |
104 |
28 |
9 |
450 |
But why do they have us billed as 'Dinner Theater'? |
1.3262 |
0.04879 |
141 |
103 |
30 |
8 |
451 |
Your stand-in is backstage in case - uh - things don't go well. |
1.3259 |
0.05239 |
135 |
101 |
24 |
10 |
452 |
I would say "break a leg" but I think that's what they're waiting for. |
1.3254 |
0.05265 |
126 |
93 |
25 |
8 |
453 |
Tough crowd! I’m dying out here |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
454 |
This is one crowd you shouldn't warm up. |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
455 |
I prey this goes well. |
1.3247 |
0.04407 |
154 |
110 |
38 |
6 |
456 |
Maybe leave out the hairball jokes. |
1.3245 |
0.04750 |
151 |
111 |
31 |
9 |
457 |
Just imagine them all in their litter boxes. |
1.3245 |
0.05108 |
151 |
115 |
23 |
13 |
458 |
Just cut to the chase. |
1.3245 |
0.04563 |
188 |
143 |
29 |
16 |
459 |
Relax,there are lots of things scarier than public speaking. |
1.3233 |
0.05068 |
133 |
98 |
27 |
8 |
460 |
You'll be okay. Just imagine they're all wearing clothes. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
461 |
Better make it brief while I unlock the back door. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
462 |
OK, forget underwear; imagine blue suits, red ties, short attention spans. |
1.3230 |
0.05183 |
161 |
126 |
18 |
17 |
463 |
What’s the worst that can happen? |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
464 |
They're all hoping you break a leg. |
1.3228 |
0.04689 |
158 |
117 |
31 |
10 |
465 |
I agree, it’s truly unfortunate they scheduled assembly during lunch hour |
1.3226 |
0.04478 |
155 |
112 |
36 |
7 |
466 |
Stop fixating on what happened to Valerie. Just have fun up there. |
1.3226 |
0.05316 |
124 |
92 |
24 |
8 |
467 |
They're all really excited to hear the gnus update. |
1.3223 |
0.05655 |
121 |
92 |
19 |
10 |
468 |
That’s “pray” with an “a”. |
1.3221 |
0.04787 |
149 |
110 |
30 |
9 |
469 |
Don't make any mention about a lunch break. |
1.3221 |
0.04692 |
149 |
109 |
32 |
8 |
470 |
It’s ok. We told them to eat before the show. |
1.3221 |
0.04881 |
149 |
111 |
28 |
10 |
471 |
Sorry to put you in the time slot right before lunch. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
472 |
The hard part is the meet and greet |
1.3219 |
0.04655 |
146 |
106 |
33 |
7 |
473 |
Just relax. What’s the worst that could happen? |
1.3217 |
0.05214 |
143 |
109 |
22 |
12 |
474 |
Don't be nervous. Imagine they're all cowardly. |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
475 |
Careful, they can smell fear. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
476 |
Relax, it's pride month. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
477 |
They're gonna love you. |
1.3214 |
0.04450 |
140 |
99 |
37 |
4 |
478 |
It's OK. They've had lunch." |
1.3214 |
0.04675 |
140 |
101 |
33 |
6 |
479 |
Hey, you’re doing great! No need for me to stick around. |
1.3214 |
0.04994 |
140 |
104 |
27 |
9 |
480 |
Just imagine them all sitting in a litter box. |
1.3212 |
0.04852 |
137 |
100 |
30 |
7 |
481 |
Try leading with a joke. |
1.3212 |
0.05069 |
137 |
102 |
26 |
9 |
482 |
You got this! They're already salivating. |
1.3212 |
0.04962 |
137 |
101 |
28 |
8 |
483 |
No, I said, "I'll feed you the LINES if it's not going well... |
1.3209 |
0.04808 |
134 |
97 |
31 |
6 |
484 |
This doesn't look like the Elks Club to me. |
1.3205 |
0.04980 |
156 |
119 |
24 |
13 |
485 |
Go on, you’re the last speaker before dinner.” |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
486 |
We never got this kind of attendance when it was virtual |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
487 |
The good news is if you mess up, you won't live to regret it. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
488 |
Have you heard of Scheherazade? |
1.3200 |
0.05029 |
125 |
91 |
28 |
6 |
489 |
Just wrap it up before lunch! |
1.3200 |
0.05156 |
125 |
92 |
26 |
7 |
490 |
Whatever you do, don't use the laser pointer! |
1.3197 |
0.06078 |
122 |
97 |
11 |
14 |
491 |
Stall them, Charlie. I misunderstood them when I booked the show as "dinner theater." |
1.3194 |
0.05275 |
144 |
111 |
20 |
13 |
492 |
Go on. They'll eat you up! |
1.3194 |
0.04586 |
144 |
104 |
34 |
6 |
493 |
You're way too anxious here. What's the worst that can happen? |
1.3194 |
0.05367 |
144 |
112 |
18 |
14 |
494 |
Just try not to be yourself. |
1.3193 |
0.05054 |
119 |
86 |
28 |
5 |
495 |
Whatever you say, don't say "So let's cut to the chase." |
1.3193 |
0.05193 |
119 |
87 |
26 |
6 |
496 |
Don’t worry, you’re going to kill them this time |
1.3191 |
0.04648 |
141 |
102 |
33 |
6 |
497 |
Careful - the critics here will eat you alive |
1.3191 |
0.04861 |
141 |
104 |
29 |
8 |
498 |
I told you those mushrooms you ate didn’t look right |
1.3191 |
0.04648 |
141 |
102 |
33 |
6 |
499 |
They’re going to eat us alive” |
1.3191 |
0.05261 |
141 |
108 |
21 |
12 |
500 |
Go ahead, it’s just another Lions Club meeting. |
1.3191 |
0.04964 |
141 |
105 |
27 |
9 |
501 |
The trick is to imagine all their heads mounted in someone’s den |
1.3188 |
0.05537 |
138 |
108 |
16 |
14 |
502 |
Just don't leave them wanting more. |
1.3188 |
0.04362 |
138 |
97 |
38 |
3 |
503 |
What kind of Pride Rally did you expect? |
1.3188 |
0.05907 |
138 |
112 |
8 |
18 |
504 |
Stick to your speech, but try not to look delicious. |
1.3188 |
0.05141 |
138 |
104 |
24 |
10 |
505 |
After your conclusion run like hell. |
1.3188 |
0.04723 |
160 |
120 |
29 |
11 |
506 |
Our presenter tonight will elucidate the benefits of the Vegan diet. |
1.3188 |
0.05122 |
160 |
125 |
19 |
16 |
507 |
Trust me. They'll eat you up. |
1.3185 |
0.05325 |
135 |
103 |
21 |
11 |
508 |
Knock 'em dead. Please! |
1.3185 |
0.05114 |
135 |
101 |
25 |
9 |
509 |
Don't forget to thank the Lions Club for inviting us. |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
510 |
Don't worry - what's the worst that can happen? |
1.3182 |
0.05411 |
132 |
101 |
20 |
11 |
511 |
Don't worry, they're just a bunch of pussies |
1.3182 |
0.05517 |
132 |
102 |
18 |
12 |
512 |
its not that kind of Pride |
1.3176 |
0.04892 |
148 |
111 |
27 |
10 |
513 |
Be sure to emphasize the benefits of a plant-based diet.... |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
514 |
Relax. Picture them as herbivores. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
515 |
Don’t forget to mention that we identify as lions. |
1.3175 |
0.05707 |
126 |
98 |
16 |
12 |
516 |
Open with the virtues of a Vegan diet. |
1.3169 |
0.05034 |
142 |
107 |
25 |
10 |
517 |
Relax, after the applause line, head for the exit, and run for your life. It's not like you're talking to cheetahs |
1.3167 |
0.05796 |
120 |
93 |
16 |
11 |
518 |
Open with a joke. Something like, “I know what you’re thinking.” |
1.3167 |
0.05290 |
120 |
89 |
24 |
7 |
519 |
Rotary, not rotisserie! |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
520 |
Make them laugh or they'll eat you alive. |
1.3162 |
0.05393 |
136 |
105 |
19 |
12 |
521 |
Remember, say what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then get the hell out of there. |
1.3162 |
0.05187 |
136 |
103 |
23 |
10 |
522 |
They're here for you. |
1.3162 |
0.04973 |
136 |
101 |
27 |
8 |
523 |
Ask them to look under their seats for the prize-winning ticket and then RUN! |
1.3162 |
0.05187 |
136 |
103 |
23 |
10 |
524 |
If the joke flops, whatever you do - don't run! |
1.3162 |
0.04973 |
136 |
101 |
27 |
8 |
525 |
The good news is that they're seated and attentive. The bad news is that we are on before lunch. |
1.3158 |
0.05481 |
133 |
103 |
18 |
12 |
526 |
Don't be nervous, what's the worst that could happen? |
1.3158 |
0.05160 |
133 |
100 |
24 |
9 |
527 |
I got you the check in advance. |
1.3158 |
0.04934 |
133 |
98 |
28 |
7 |
528 |
Don't worry, it's an AFTER-dinner speech. |
1.3154 |
0.04674 |
149 |
110 |
31 |
8 |
529 |
Keep it moving. I'll be right back. |
1.3154 |
0.05241 |
130 |
98 |
23 |
9 |
530 |
You can always pretend their naked. |
1.3151 |
0.05027 |
146 |
111 |
24 |
11 |
531 |
You'll do fine. Remember: just think of them all naked! |
1.3151 |
0.05027 |
146 |
111 |
24 |
11 |
532 |
You’ll be fine. Just don’t make eye contact. |
1.3150 |
0.05087 |
127 |
94 |
26 |
7 |
533 |
Just picture them all full. |
1.3143 |
0.05078 |
140 |
106 |
24 |
10 |
534 |
Trust me, you’re better off being the first speaker after lunch. |
1.3143 |
0.04975 |
140 |
105 |
26 |
9 |
535 |
It is an honour not to be eaten here to-night. |
1.3139 |
0.05258 |
137 |
105 |
21 |
11 |
536 |
Just go ahead and run through your presentation. |
1.3139 |
0.04605 |
137 |
99 |
33 |
5 |
537 |
Ok, ok. From now on we'll have the seminars start after lunch. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
538 |
Just don't act natural. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
539 |
Oh, sure, they look friendly but these New York crowds can turn on you in an instant. |
1.3139 |
0.05258 |
137 |
105 |
21 |
11 |
540 |
…..but they ARE all naked! |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
541 |
You certainly seem to have their attention. |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
542 |
I think stage fright should be the least of your worries. |
1.3134 |
0.05445 |
134 |
104 |
18 |
12 |
543 |
Don't worry, you'll go down fine |
1.3134 |
0.05126 |
134 |
101 |
24 |
9 |
544 |
The trick is to keep saying, 'Coming up next'. |
1.3133 |
0.04836 |
150 |
113 |
27 |
10 |
545 |
This is the one time not to lose your audience. |
1.3133 |
0.04928 |
150 |
114 |
25 |
11 |
546 |
Picture them fully clothed. |
1.3129 |
0.04904 |
147 |
111 |
26 |
10 |
547 |
Just remember, these critics will eat you alive. |
1.3125 |
0.05258 |
144 |
112 |
19 |
13 |
548 |
Go on. Give them your 10 reasons to try vegan. |
1.3125 |
0.05518 |
128 |
99 |
18 |
11 |
549 |
Yes, it looks like a tough crowd, but it's time we struck a blow for veganism. If we don't do it, who will? |
1.3125 |
0.04803 |
128 |
93 |
30 |
5 |
550 |
You are so good in front of an audience. They're gonna eat you up! |
1.3125 |
0.05533 |
112 |
84 |
21 |
7 |
551 |
And don't forget to mention the complementary buffet. |
1.3125 |
0.04803 |
128 |
93 |
30 |
5 |
552 |
I’m sure you’ll get a roar! |
1.3125 |
0.05173 |
128 |
96 |
24 |
8 |
553 |
The after lunch crowd is usually sleepy more than hungry. Talk monotone and you'll be fine! |
1.3125 |
0.04537 |
160 |
119 |
32 |
9 |
554 |
Whatever you say, just don't leave them hungry for more. |
1.3121 |
0.05100 |
157 |
123 |
19 |
15 |
555 |
Be sure to mention that there won't be any post presentation meet and greet! |
1.3121 |
0.05146 |
141 |
108 |
22 |
11 |
556 |
Remember, if they give you any trouble, use the laser pointer. |
1.3120 |
0.05497 |
125 |
96 |
19 |
10 |
557 |
Remember, this is going to be a lot easier than the first dinner with your in-laws. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
558 |
Don't be nervous, you'll have them eating out of your hand. |
1.3116 |
0.05423 |
138 |
108 |
17 |
13 |
559 |
They've all signed a pledge to stay in their seats until after you are finished. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
560 |
Start off with your deer in the headlights joke, it always kills. |
1.3115 |
0.05712 |
122 |
95 |
16 |
11 |
561 |
You can’t go up there thinking they’re going to eat you alive. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
562 |
Forty years ago, the covers of The New Yorker were gorgeous and the jokes funny. But for the past couple of decades, the magazine has been ugly and the jokes unfunny. |
1.3111 |
0.05610 |
135 |
107 |
14 |
14 |
563 |
Forget the speech. Just tell them dinner is already being served in the dining room. |
1.3111 |
0.04984 |
135 |
101 |
26 |
8 |
564 |
Don't open with that "Simba" joke, they'll eat you alive! |
1.3106 |
0.05060 |
132 |
99 |
25 |
8 |
565 |
The good news is your seminar How to Avoid Natural Selection is a sell out….. |
1.3103 |
0.04540 |
145 |
106 |
33 |
6 |
566 |
When you’re finished, don’t stick around for the meat-and-greet. |
1.3103 |
0.05134 |
145 |
112 |
21 |
12 |
567 |
Look at me. You appeal to all of them, okay? |
1.3101 |
0.05481 |
129 |
100 |
18 |
11 |
568 |
No crowd surfing |
1.3101 |
0.04897 |
129 |
95 |
28 |
6 |
569 |
Eat my wife. . .please. |
1.3095 |
0.05098 |
126 |
94 |
25 |
7 |
570 |
They swear they are here to listen to your talk on the benefits of a whole-food, plant-based diet. |
1.3095 |
0.04842 |
126 |
92 |
29 |
5 |
571 |
Strike the line that says , “ Cut to the chase”. |
1.3095 |
0.05221 |
126 |
95 |
23 |
8 |
572 |
just keep them laughing. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
573 |
Think Scheherazade. |
1.3094 |
0.04881 |
139 |
104 |
27 |
8 |
574 |
Whatever you do dear, stay out of the headlights. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
575 |
Look, as your agent, I dropped the ball here. But next time, specify which Lions Club. |
1.3094 |
0.05291 |
139 |
108 |
19 |
12 |
576 |
Thank you for joining us to discuss the benefits of a vegan lifestyle. |
1.3092 |
0.05047 |
152 |
118 |
21 |
13 |
577 |
Just be sure they're roaring with laughter. |
1.3092 |
0.05217 |
152 |
120 |
17 |
15 |
578 |
Did you bring the lion costume? |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
579 |
Before you begin, tell them about all the wonderful restaurants nearby. |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
580 |
Don't worry. Your very presence here is a crowd pleaser. |
1.3089 |
0.05552 |
123 |
95 |
18 |
10 |
581 |
I smell a cat |
1.3089 |
0.05180 |
123 |
92 |
24 |
7 |
582 |
I'm sure your lecture about veganism will be great |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
583 |
Are you sure that they’re all vegetarians? |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
584 |
Just be yourself. It's what they came for. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
585 |
I wouldn’t encourage audience participation for this one. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
586 |
Don't worry. They'll love it when you start using the laser pointer. |
1.3083 |
0.05666 |
133 |
106 |
13 |
14 |
587 |
Come on, you’ll make a great entree. I mean entrance!” |
1.3082 |
0.04617 |
146 |
108 |
31 |
7 |
588 |
When the bell goes for lunch, run like hell |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
589 |
Relax. You have their undivided attention! |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
590 |
Go on. They’ll love you! |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
591 |
Just remember, they haven't seen the Lion King yet so they have no idea about that whole circle of life thing. |
1.3077 |
0.05443 |
130 |
101 |
18 |
11 |
592 |
Good luck and DO NOT break a leg. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
593 |
Wait Amber, I think we’re at the wrong ‘’Celebrate your Pride” conference. |
1.3077 |
0.05333 |
130 |
100 |
20 |
10 |
594 |
Frankly I believe the lion eyes. |
1.3071 |
0.04407 |
140 |
101 |
35 |
4 |
595 |
No, You announce it’s time for a dinner break! |
1.3071 |
0.05304 |
127 |
97 |
21 |
9 |
596 |
Just read from the script and they’ll soon see why being vegetarian is in their best interest |
1.3071 |
0.05535 |
127 |
99 |
17 |
11 |
597 |
It's OK. I'll keep an eye on the one with paws on the stage. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
598 |
Literary" lions? Oh, l thought you said...literal.. |
1.3067 |
0.05001 |
150 |
116 |
22 |
12 |
599 |
I'd recommend you wrap it up and leave before the lunch break. |
1.3066 |
0.04698 |
137 |
101 |
30 |
6 |
600 |
Act inedible. |
1.3065 |
0.05144 |
124 |
93 |
24 |
7 |
601 |
I've got your back. |
1.3065 |
0.04461 |
124 |
88 |
34 |
2 |
602 |
I'm not sure office is the only thing you'll be running for. |
1.3065 |
0.05144 |
124 |
93 |
24 |
7 |
603 |
Tonight, promote veganism as you've never promoted it before. |
1.3065 |
0.05631 |
124 |
97 |
16 |
11 |
604 |
And after your speech is the meet and greet. |
1.3065 |
0.04882 |
124 |
91 |
28 |
5 |
605 |
Don’t worry, they all expressed interest in our dining club |
1.3060 |
0.05106 |
134 |
102 |
23 |
9 |
606 |
Ixnay on the loodlustbay. |
1.3058 |
0.05095 |
121 |
90 |
25 |
6 |
607 |
Yes, while you are visualizing them naked, they may be picturing you skinless and boneless... |
1.3056 |
0.04856 |
144 |
109 |
26 |
9 |
608 |
Keep it short, you're the only thing standing between them and lunch |
1.3053 |
0.05071 |
131 |
99 |
24 |
8 |
609 |
They ARE naked |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
610 |
Just read BETWEEN the lions. |
1.3047 |
0.04905 |
128 |
95 |
27 |
6 |
611 |
You'll do great—they really ate up the last act. |
1.3043 |
0.04997 |
138 |
105 |
24 |
9 |
612 |
Let’s hope they have already eaten. |
1.3043 |
0.04890 |
138 |
104 |
26 |
8 |
613 |
Is Tofu right for you, 102. Let's try again, class. |
1.3040 |
0.04849 |
125 |
92 |
28 |
5 |
614 |
You're the one who wanted to keynote at Pride Week." |
1.3040 |
0.05591 |
125 |
98 |
16 |
11 |
615 |
Don't worry - our slot is so late that everybody had dinner already. |
1.3040 |
0.04849 |
125 |
92 |
28 |
5 |
616 |
Relax; they’re gonna love you and beg for more.” |
1.3040 |
0.04980 |
125 |
93 |
26 |
6 |
617 |
Don't be nervous. I'm sure they'll like you." |
1.3037 |
0.04962 |
135 |
102 |
25 |
8 |
618 |
I’ll go after lunch |
1.3037 |
0.04616 |
135 |
99 |
31 |
5 |
619 |
Don't worry, you could probably outrun most of them. |
1.3037 |
0.04850 |
135 |
101 |
27 |
7 |
620 |
Just be quick - you're the last presenter before lunch. |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
621 |
Don't be nervous. They already ate lunch. |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
622 |
When you finish the part about setting aside our differences, just bolt. |
1.3033 |
0.05689 |
122 |
96 |
15 |
11 |
623 |
Maybe skip the Q. and A. |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
624 |
They're going to eat you up. |
1.3030 |
0.04680 |
132 |
97 |
30 |
5 |
625 |
Good luck! Gotta run." |
1.3030 |
0.05037 |
132 |
100 |
24 |
8 |
626 |
Just find your inner wolf |
1.3030 |
0.04921 |
132 |
99 |
26 |
7 |
627 |
Don't worry, they have been fed with the key speaker already. |
1.3030 |
0.05037 |
132 |
100 |
24 |
8 |
628 |
No worries! The only way to stop the trance is with a snap of the fingers. They're going to love you! Now, go break a leg! |
1.3028 |
0.04687 |
142 |
106 |
29 |
7 |
629 |
If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. |
1.3028 |
0.05453 |
109 |
82 |
21 |
6 |
630 |
Don’t say, “In conclusion.” |
1.3023 |
0.04747 |
129 |
95 |
29 |
5 |
631 |
Are we still on for lunch after this? |
1.3023 |
0.05233 |
129 |
99 |
21 |
9 |
632 |
Go on, they won't eat you! |
1.3023 |
0.05233 |
129 |
99 |
21 |
9 |
633 |
The trick is to picture them clothed. |
1.3022 |
0.04860 |
139 |
105 |
26 |
8 |
634 |
Don't be nervous - they're gonna eat it up |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
635 |
So they don’t like you. What’s the worst that can happen ? |
1.3016 |
0.04947 |
126 |
94 |
26 |
6 |
636 |
Picture them as fur coats. |
1.3014 |
0.04798 |
146 |
111 |
26 |
9 |
637 |
If you can make it here you’ll make it anywhere. |
1.3010 |
0.05827 |
103 |
79 |
17 |
7 |
638 |
Go on, they’ve all had dinner. |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
639 |
And the nominees for this year's Compassion in Predation Award are... |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
640 |
You can take it from here. I’ve got to run. |
1.3009 |
0.05881 |
113 |
89 |
14 |
10 |
641 |
Look at the audience -- not the headlights. |
1.3008 |
0.05282 |
123 |
94 |
21 |
8 |
642 |
You’ll be great. They’ll eat you up. |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
643 |
Chill bro, it’s not like your life depends on it. |
1.3008 |
0.04889 |
133 |
100 |
26 |
7 |
644 |
Maybe don’t break a leg |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
645 |
Tell them we can’t mingle later. |
1.3007 |
0.04442 |
143 |
105 |
33 |
5 |
646 |
Fill a need… not a craving. |
1.3007 |
0.04442 |
143 |
105 |
33 |
5 |
647 |
On the bright side, you now fear death more than public speaking. |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
648 |
Don't worry, no one's going to attack you! |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
649 |
C'mon, you've got this down cold. Just go out there and give them something they can really sink their teeth into! |
1.3000 |
0.04965 |
120 |
89 |
26 |
5 |
650 |
Tough room? Oh, yeah. |
1.3000 |
0.04612 |
140 |
104 |
30 |
6 |
651 |
Hey, Buck, do you think we might have a hostile audience? |
1.3000 |
0.04500 |
140 |
103 |
32 |
5 |
652 |
I thought you meant the crowd would be full of critics! |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
653 |
Just imagine that they are all wearing clothes. |
1.3000 |
0.05038 |
140 |
108 |
22 |
10 |
654 |
Just read from the script and don’t make eye contact. |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
655 |
This can go two ways..... |
1.3000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
88 |
28 |
4 |
656 |
Talk about pride coming before the fall! |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
657 |
Visualize you are leaping over the audience in a single bound... |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
137 |
104 |
25 |
8 |
658 |
Relax, you're first up. They're only hungry for the main event. |
1.2992 |
0.05039 |
127 |
96 |
24 |
7 |
659 |
Go ahead, don’t be afraid. Tell them you’ll be available for dinner later. |
1.2992 |
0.05398 |
127 |
99 |
18 |
10 |
660 |
You’ll be great, you always speak so well at these pride events. |
1.2992 |
0.05281 |
127 |
98 |
20 |
9 |
661 |
My advice - as soon as you finish reading your Victim Impact Statement - hightail it outta here! |
1.2992 |
0.05281 |
127 |
98 |
20 |
9 |
662 |
Just say something to whet their appetite… |
1.2992 |
0.05161 |
127 |
97 |
22 |
8 |
663 |
Sure, start with a moment of silence, but don’t ask them to prey. |
1.2991 |
0.05728 |
117 |
92 |
15 |
10 |
664 |
Oh deer! I forgot it’s Pride Week! |
1.2991 |
0.05188 |
117 |
88 |
23 |
6 |
665 |
Just appeal to their pride. |
1.2991 |
0.05188 |
117 |
88 |
23 |
6 |
666 |
You don't even have to pretend. They're all already naked. |
1.2991 |
0.05598 |
117 |
91 |
17 |
9 |
667 |
Do your best to sell them on "The Impossible Burger" |
1.2991 |
0.05728 |
117 |
92 |
15 |
10 |
668 |
But you've always wanted to speak at a pride festival! |
1.2991 |
0.05728 |
117 |
92 |
15 |
10 |
669 |
I'd cut, 'You are what you eat.' |
1.2991 |
0.05728 |
117 |
92 |
15 |
10 |
670 |
Swallow your pride or the pride will swallow you. |
1.2991 |
0.05328 |
117 |
89 |
21 |
7 |
671 |
Try imagining them with clothes on. |
1.2991 |
0.05347 |
107 |
80 |
22 |
5 |
672 |
Don’t be afraid — they’re going to love you. |
1.2991 |
0.05510 |
107 |
81 |
20 |
6 |
673 |
Just pretend they're stuffed. |
1.2991 |
0.05510 |
107 |
81 |
20 |
6 |
674 |
And now we will present even more about the advantages of a vegetarian diet |
1.2985 |
0.05084 |
134 |
103 |
22 |
9 |
675 |
Just picture them all with little Steiff tags in their ears. |
1.2984 |
0.05119 |
124 |
94 |
23 |
7 |
676 |
Actually, I wouldn't worry too much about going over your allotted time |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
677 |
Audience participation is encouraged. But if it becomes too interactive, the catnip canon will be activated from the loge. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
678 |
You sure about this? Remember Neville Chamberlain |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
679 |
Oh, and try not to mention the whole 'circle of life' thing. |
1.2977 |
0.04930 |
131 |
99 |
25 |
7 |
680 |
No sweat! Just pretend they are in their underwear |
1.2977 |
0.05163 |
131 |
101 |
21 |
9 |
681 |
Just pretend they’re wearing clothes. |
1.2976 |
0.04743 |
168 |
132 |
22 |
14 |
682 |
Don’t worry. Whatever you do, they’ll eat it up. |
1.2975 |
0.05068 |
121 |
91 |
24 |
6 |
683 |
Make it good. Remember they're all preying for us. |
1.2975 |
0.05460 |
121 |
94 |
18 |
9 |
684 |
I only have to run faster than you. |
1.2975 |
0.05068 |
121 |
91 |
24 |
6 |
685 |
Here's my deer friend to tell you of the joys of the vegetarian life. |
1.2975 |
0.05333 |
121 |
93 |
20 |
8 |
686 |
Don't worry- You have a captive audience. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
687 |
Just remember if it goes baldly to zig and zag. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
688 |
I'll find the emergency exit while you give them the gnus. |
1.2971 |
0.05185 |
138 |
108 |
19 |
11 |
689 |
Is this your first Pride rally? |
1.2970 |
0.06060 |
101 |
79 |
14 |
8 |
690 |
Just imagine them not hungry! |
1.2969 |
0.05126 |
128 |
98 |
22 |
8 |
691 |
Go ahead. What's the worst that could happen? |
1.2969 |
0.05005 |
128 |
97 |
24 |
7 |
692 |
I don’t think we’ve ever had such an eager audience! |
1.2969 |
0.05361 |
128 |
100 |
18 |
10 |
693 |
Imagine them naked,and not drooling |
1.2969 |
0.05245 |
128 |
99 |
20 |
9 |
694 |
Our next lecture is titled How to Become a Vegan. |
1.2969 |
0.04753 |
128 |
95 |
28 |
5 |
695 |
Thank god you drew the post-lunch slot. |
1.2966 |
0.04709 |
118 |
86 |
29 |
3 |
696 |
I'm pretty sure the guy in the third row ate my cousin. |
1.2966 |
0.05008 |
118 |
88 |
25 |
5 |
697 |
Remember: Always leave your audience hungry for more! |
1.2966 |
0.05556 |
118 |
92 |
17 |
9 |
698 |
Not to worry, you have a captive audience. |
1.2966 |
0.05289 |
118 |
90 |
21 |
7 |
699 |
Be brief then make a quick exit. |
1.2966 |
0.04498 |
145 |
108 |
31 |
6 |
700 |
Don't be nervous - they're going to absolutely eat you up! |
1.2963 |
0.05159 |
135 |
105 |
20 |
10 |
701 |
In hindsight, an invitation to speak at 'The Lion's Den' should've been a red flag. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
702 |
It's okay. Go ahead. They've all been at the all-day, all-you-can-eat and drink buffet. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
703 |
You'll be great, kid. Just imagine they're all toothless. |
1.2963 |
0.05051 |
135 |
104 |
22 |
9 |
704 |
Don't be nervous! The crowd will eat you up. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
705 |
Cut to the chase. |
1.2960 |
0.04823 |
125 |
93 |
27 |
5 |
706 |
Don't worry. It's the after lunch slot. |
1.2960 |
0.04823 |
125 |
93 |
27 |
5 |
707 |
Just imagine them with clothes on. |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
708 |
Announce the winner and run like hell. |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
709 |
You’ll be fine. They’ll eat you…uh…it up. |
1.2957 |
0.05520 |
115 |
89 |
18 |
8 |
710 |
Looks like you won’t need to picture them naked |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
711 |
Maybe skip the part where you call bullies cowards. |
1.2955 |
0.05014 |
132 |
101 |
23 |
8 |
712 |
Trust me, they’ll eat it up! |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
132 |
100 |
25 |
7 |
713 |
I wish to introduce author Ann T. Lope who will speak about her autobiography
EAT, LOVE, PREY |
1.2955 |
0.05240 |
132 |
103 |
19 |
10 |
714 |
Remember, we fed them an hour ago,
So just stay calm and be yourself. |
1.2955 |
0.05014 |
132 |
101 |
23 |
8 |
715 |
Just imagine them stuffed. |
1.2951 |
0.04755 |
122 |
90 |
28 |
4 |
716 |
Just lead off with the one about the lion and the rabbi. |
1.2951 |
0.04895 |
122 |
91 |
26 |
5 |
717 |
Be careful: this audience will eat you alive. |
1.2951 |
0.05294 |
122 |
94 |
20 |
8 |
718 |
Just make sure you keep good eye contact. |
1.2951 |
0.05032 |
122 |
92 |
24 |
6 |
719 |
They said the audience would be full of 'pride', but this is not what I was expecting. |
1.2951 |
0.05165 |
122 |
93 |
22 |
7 |
720 |
What we've learned about how to avoid being killed by humans. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
721 |
Tell them how delighted we are to see such an enthusiastic audience, but remind them that dinner is NOT included in the program. |
1.2946 |
0.04971 |
129 |
98 |
24 |
7 |
722 |
Remember, you are more than just a piece of meat. |
1.2946 |
0.04971 |
129 |
98 |
24 |
7 |
723 |
Um...thank you for having me. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
724 |
And now, our featured speaker on the health benefits of a vegan diet. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
725 |
Imagine they are vegan. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
726 |
I mean, it could be worse, they could be humans! |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
727 |
Remember, confidence! And leave out all that stuff about how vulnerable you feel up here on stage. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
728 |
Wrap it up, lunch is next on the agenda so we got to get out of here. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
729 |
I suggest that you don’t speak from personal experience. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
730 |
They’re a friendly group, but you should decline any invitations for dinner. |
1.2936 |
0.05422 |
109 |
83 |
20 |
6 |
731 |
Don't be nervous. Just picture all of them toothless. |
1.2936 |
0.05422 |
109 |
83 |
20 |
6 |
732 |
I'd love to hear your presentation on the food chain, but I've got to run. |
1.2936 |
0.05873 |
109 |
86 |
14 |
9 |
733 |
Break a leg! Oh wait, no, that would really send this crowd into a frenzy. |
1.2932 |
0.05094 |
133 |
103 |
21 |
9 |
734 |
They're just interested in what you have to say. |
1.2931 |
0.05197 |
116 |
88 |
22 |
6 |
735 |
Everyone out there thinks you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. |
1.2931 |
0.05478 |
116 |
90 |
18 |
8 |
736 |
After your presentation, don’t announce the break for dinner!” |
1.2931 |
0.04900 |
116 |
86 |
26 |
4 |
737 |
Just greet and run. |
1.2929 |
0.04700 |
140 |
106 |
27 |
7 |
738 |
It's the females you have to worry about. |
1.2927 |
0.04861 |
123 |
92 |
26 |
5 |
739 |
Don't worry, they already ate... the last speaker. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
740 |
'You're the GOAT, don't forget it!' |
1.2927 |
0.05382 |
123 |
96 |
18 |
9 |
741 |
Start with 'Hakuna Matata' and finish with the 'Born Free' theme |
1.2925 |
0.05838 |
106 |
83 |
15 |
8 |
742 |
Just open with "Please turn off your cell phones and no eating during the show." |
1.2925 |
0.05838 |
106 |
83 |
15 |
8 |
743 |
Start with that joke and you’ll have them eating your hand in no time. Out of your hand. |
1.2923 |
0.05174 |
130 |
101 |
20 |
9 |
744 |
Just keep in mind, it’s not a friendly audience. |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
745 |
Just stop when you hear the roar of the crowd. |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
746 |
Imagine they’re all naked as a jaybird they just viciously devoured. |
1.2917 |
0.05076 |
120 |
91 |
23 |
6 |
747 |
Just picture them all wearing clothes. |
1.2917 |
0.05474 |
120 |
94 |
17 |
9 |
748 |
Marshall, your paper has been pride- reviewed. You’ve got this!!!! |
1.2917 |
0.04714 |
144 |
110 |
26 |
8 |
749 |
The emergency exit is to your left. |
1.2917 |
0.04936 |
120 |
90 |
25 |
5 |
750 |
Just start by saying “Please don’t eat the messenger.” |
1.2913 |
0.05257 |
127 |
99 |
19 |
9 |
751 |
I know they're gonna love ya. |
1.2913 |
0.04887 |
127 |
96 |
25 |
6 |
752 |
It's a great speech. I say run with it. |
1.2913 |
0.05793 |
103 |
80 |
16 |
7 |
753 |
Have you ever had such an attentive audience? |
1.2910 |
0.04596 |
134 |
100 |
29 |
5 |
754 |
Don't talk past lunch time. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
755 |
Relax! You're going to slay them! |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
756 |
Thoughts and preyers. |
1.2906 |
0.04865 |
117 |
87 |
26 |
4 |
757 |
Wait until you see the elephant in the room. |
1.2906 |
0.05702 |
117 |
93 |
14 |
10 |
758 |
Remember what I told you, just imagine them all as rugs on the floor of a billionare's home. |
1.2903 |
0.05465 |
124 |
98 |
16 |
10 |
759 |
Prey tell. |
1.2901 |
0.05024 |
131 |
101 |
22 |
8 |
760 |
Remember.
Don't look delicious. |
1.2899 |
0.04623 |
138 |
104 |
28 |
6 |
761 |
Picture them without their fur |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
762 |
No worries. Nothing but pride from this audience. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
763 |
Remember, this is just a focus group. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
764 |
Just ignore the catcalls. |
1.2897 |
0.04582 |
145 |
110 |
28 |
7 |
765 |
Go ahead, what’s the worst that can happen? |
1.2895 |
0.05534 |
114 |
89 |
17 |
8 |
766 |
Don’t be nervous! What could possibly go wrong? |
1.2895 |
0.05392 |
114 |
88 |
19 |
7 |
767 |
Don't worry, they've had plenty of snacks in the lobby... |
1.2895 |
0.05534 |
114 |
89 |
17 |
8 |
768 |
Don't worry. You'll have their full attention. |
1.2893 |
0.05306 |
121 |
94 |
19 |
8 |
769 |
Maybe we should rephrase that to "When we come back" instead of "After Lunch" |
1.2893 |
0.05040 |
121 |
92 |
23 |
6 |
770 |
Thanks for attending our talk on pacifism. |
1.2893 |
0.04901 |
121 |
91 |
25 |
5 |
771 |
I think you need to get a different booking agent for your seminars. |
1.2893 |
0.05306 |
121 |
94 |
19 |
8 |
772 |
They are gonna eat you up! |
1.2893 |
0.05040 |
121 |
92 |
23 |
6 |
773 |
Try this, tell them we now identify as lions. |
1.2891 |
0.05563 |
128 |
103 |
13 |
12 |
774 |
It's never easy to open for the hyena. |
1.2889 |
0.05299 |
90 |
66 |
22 |
2 |
775 |
Don't be nervous. Just imagine them with their heads mounted on a wall. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
776 |
We should really re-think our opening line of 'Let us prey.' |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
777 |
You're lucky, the speaker that went before the buffet is now missing. |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
778 |
Remind them that there is a snack bar in the lobby. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
779 |
Don't forget to announce the lunch break. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
780 |
I'd open with a joke. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
781 |
Start off with a joke. Nobody likes it when their food tastes funny. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
782 |
No,of course there aren’t any cheetahs. |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
783 |
Be sure to emphasize the part about benefits of a vegetarian diet |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
784 |
Good luck, I have to run. |
1.2881 |
0.05121 |
118 |
90 |
22 |
6 |
785 |
It’s a zoo out there tonight. |
1.2881 |
0.04520 |
118 |
86 |
30 |
2 |
786 |
Tough Crowd |
1.2880 |
0.04927 |
125 |
95 |
24 |
6 |
787 |
Leave out the opening joke about the lion and gazelle who walk into a bar. |
1.2880 |
0.05183 |
125 |
97 |
20 |
8 |
788 |
Pushing the antelope |
1.2880 |
0.05306 |
125 |
98 |
18 |
9 |
789 |
Go ahead and introduce yourself. I have to run. |
1.2879 |
0.04873 |
132 |
101 |
24 |
7 |
790 |
Pretend it’s dinner theatre. |
1.2878 |
0.04816 |
139 |
107 |
24 |
8 |
791 |
Open with a joke. I'll be at the hotel. |
1.2871 |
0.05511 |
101 |
77 |
19 |
5 |
792 |
When you finish, don’t come back for a curtain call. Run like hell. |
1.2871 |
0.05511 |
101 |
77 |
19 |
5 |
793 |
It’ll be easy. Just imagine they’re all naked. |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
794 |
Don't worry deer. They'll eat it up. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
795 |
And the winner is…
The Lion Kimg??? |
1.2870 |
0.05206 |
115 |
88 |
21 |
6 |
796 |
We definitely need to find a new business manager. |
1.2870 |
0.05350 |
115 |
89 |
19 |
7 |
797 |
Relax. Just imagine they're all wearing clothes. |
1.2870 |
0.04904 |
115 |
86 |
25 |
4 |
798 |
Start with the joke about the zebra--they'll eat it up. |
1.2870 |
0.05057 |
115 |
87 |
23 |
5 |
799 |
It’s okay, it’s Pride Week |
1.2870 |
0.05491 |
115 |
90 |
17 |
8 |
800 |
Don't worry, they already love you. |
1.2870 |
0.04904 |
115 |
86 |
25 |
4 |
801 |
They just ate.
Keep it short and you should be okay. |
1.2870 |
0.05057 |
115 |
87 |
23 |
5 |
802 |
Remember, don’t break for lunch. |
1.2870 |
0.05206 |
115 |
88 |
21 |
6 |
803 |
Maybe skip the audience participation part. |
1.2870 |
0.05491 |
115 |
90 |
17 |
8 |
804 |
I'd advise against breaking a leg. |
1.2870 |
0.05057 |
115 |
87 |
23 |
5 |
805 |
It helps if you remember they're all naked. |
1.2870 |
0.05350 |
115 |
89 |
19 |
7 |
806 |
Remember to cater to your consumers |
1.2870 |
0.05350 |
115 |
89 |
19 |
7 |
807 |
Just imagine them completely dressed. |
1.2869 |
0.04429 |
122 |
89 |
31 |
2 |
808 |
They’re gonna eat us alive |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
809 |
Don't worry. They LOVED the last guy. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
810 |
I would have liked to thank my mother but one of you guys ate her |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
811 |
Don't worry, the audience already loves you! |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
812 |
They’re going to eat up every word you say |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
813 |
It's alright. Imagine them full. |
1.2868 |
0.04822 |
129 |
98 |
25 |
6 |
814 |
Careful, they'll eat you alive. |
1.2868 |
0.04694 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
815 |
Maybe skip the bit about 'greedy fat cats' |
1.2868 |
0.05185 |
129 |
101 |
19 |
9 |
816 |
Forget the notes. I'm thinking it'll be a pretty short speech. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
817 |
What ever you do, don't leave them hungry for more! |
1.2857 |
0.04762 |
126 |
95 |
26 |
5 |
818 |
Yes,
but we identify as lionesses ! |
1.2857 |
0.05855 |
105 |
83 |
14 |
8 |
819 |
I believe the correct phrase, in this instance, is: "To Flee or Not to Flee". |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
820 |
Relax! In no time they'll be eating the palm of your hand. |
1.2857 |
0.05295 |
112 |
86 |
20 |
6 |
821 |
And, you’re the last speaker before lunch. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
822 |
Don't you think Zooming would be wiser? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
823 |
Swallow your pride before the pride swallows you. |
1.2857 |
0.05387 |
126 |
100 |
16 |
10 |
824 |
It’s a killer audience. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
825 |
I'll wait for you outside. |
1.2857 |
0.05071 |
133 |
104 |
20 |
9 |
826 |
Trust your instincts! |
1.2857 |
0.05488 |
119 |
94 |
16 |
9 |
827 |
Expect catcalls. |
1.2857 |
0.04648 |
112 |
82 |
28 |
2 |
828 |
I was only joking when I said “Dinner and a show” |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
829 |
Are you kidding? They'll eat you up!" |
1.2846 |
0.04663 |
130 |
98 |
27 |
5 |
830 |
It’s a tough audience, if you disappoint, they’ll eat you alive. |
1.2846 |
0.05230 |
123 |
96 |
19 |
8 |
831 |
Prey tell, who is the winner? |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
832 |
Don't worry. I'm sure they'll just eat you up. |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
833 |
Try not to act too natural. |
1.2844 |
0.04716 |
109 |
80 |
27 |
2 |
834 |
Most speakers would die for an audience this attentive. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
835 |
Don’t let the drooling distract you! |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
836 |
I suggest we open by listing the things we have in common. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
837 |
Of course they're sorry – why else would they show up to her funeral? |
1.2835 |
0.05232 |
127 |
100 |
18 |
9 |
838 |
My biggest fear is that I'll come across like a dear in the headlights. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
839 |
You have your turn now, and I'll speak after lunch. |
1.2832 |
0.05254 |
113 |
87 |
20 |
6 |
840 |
Go on,just imagine them all with clothes on. |
1.2832 |
0.05687 |
113 |
90 |
14 |
9 |
841 |
Just imagine them all with their clothes on. |
1.2832 |
0.05102 |
113 |
86 |
22 |
5 |
842 |
They're going to just eat this up! |
1.2832 |
0.04944 |
113 |
85 |
24 |
4 |
843 |
I feel like they're just looking at me like I'm a piece of meat |
1.2832 |
0.05402 |
113 |
88 |
18 |
7 |
844 |
Did you hear the question, Senator? Running for re-election in 2026? |
1.2832 |
0.05547 |
113 |
89 |
16 |
8 |
845 |
And don’t say ‘let’s cut to the chase’ |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
846 |
Remember, they're also picturing you naked too. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
847 |
You give it, I have to run.. |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
848 |
I guarantee public speaking won't be your biggest fear after today. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
849 |
Resist any urge to crowd surf |
1.2828 |
0.05750 |
99 |
77 |
16 |
6 |
850 |
Picture them naked. And declawed. |
1.2828 |
0.06098 |
99 |
79 |
12 |
8 |
851 |
Don't start with a joke. They killed and ate the hyenas. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
852 |
What’s the worst thing that could happen? |
1.2821 |
0.05408 |
117 |
92 |
17 |
8 |
853 |
Don’t forget to stress how much better you feel being vegan. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
854 |
Kill it or they’ll eat you alive. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
855 |
Just think of them as being naked. |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
856 |
Perhaps zoom would have been a better option here. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
857 |
Frank,do you notice the way that the audience seems unduly hungry for what you are saying? |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
858 |
You'll do great. Just picture them without their fur coats. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
859 |
Trust me. It will be over before you know it. |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
860 |
Imagine them with no fur |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
861 |
Remember: Just don't hurt their pride." |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
862 |
It may help if you imagine them wearing clothes. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
863 |
Just remind them we're ordering out for lunch. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
864 |
CAT LIVES MATTER . . . Great speech! |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
865 |
What did you expect
during pride month? |
1.2812 |
0.05312 |
128 |
102 |
16 |
10 |
866 |
I know you're nervous, but -- trust me -- the audience is going to eat this up. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
867 |
Relax, they’re all smiling. |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
868 |
Just keep throwing them red meat. |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
869 |
It usually helps if you open with a good zebra joke. |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
870 |
Refer to the program, not “menu” |
1.2807 |
0.05361 |
114 |
89 |
18 |
7 |
871 |
Maybe take out the part about how stupid and slow they are. |
1.2807 |
0.04746 |
114 |
85 |
26 |
3 |
872 |
I thought we were friends |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
873 |
Just be thankful that anybody showed up to your poetry reading. |
1.2807 |
0.05361 |
114 |
89 |
18 |
7 |
874 |
The last speaker left them wanting more. |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
875 |
If all else fails, appeal to their pride. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
876 |
Maybe don’t mention we canceled the refreshments. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
877 |
You’ll do fine, just look at the audience as if they were all wearing clothes. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
878 |
Remember when we said if our Q3 earnings were down we’d throw you to the lions?” |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
879 |
Relax. It can't be worse than the time you pitched renaming the company "X". |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
880 |
Save "Running on Empty" until your last song. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
881 |
Be sure to emphasize the advantages of a vegetarian diet. |
1.2797 |
0.04644 |
118 |
88 |
27 |
3 |
882 |
You need to be brief and
not let your lecture run into
the lunch hour! |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
883 |
Remember--no jumping to conclusions, leaps of logic, or any other sudden moves. |
1.2797 |
0.05501 |
118 |
94 |
15 |
9 |
884 |
I'd skip your opening joke about the cowardly lion. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
885 |
Always leave them wanting more… |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
886 |
Believe me, they'll eat it up. |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
887 |
Don’t bait them |
1.2793 |
0.04985 |
111 |
84 |
23 |
4 |
888 |
Introduce the elephants then get off-stage as fast as you can. |
1.2793 |
0.05147 |
111 |
85 |
21 |
5 |
889 |
No worries....they were served a hyena brunch before the show. |
1.2793 |
0.04985 |
111 |
84 |
23 |
4 |
890 |
Just give 'em some food for thought. |
1.2791 |
0.04919 |
129 |
100 |
22 |
7 |
891 |
Frederika will now sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' to close out our symposium. |
1.2788 |
0.06027 |
104 |
84 |
11 |
9 |
892 |
This is the last time I let you rope me into open mic night, Harold. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
893 |
Don’t tell them where the herd is moving to! |
1.2787 |
0.05239 |
122 |
96 |
18 |
8 |
894 |
If they don't like the joke, what's the worst that can happen? |
1.2787 |
0.05109 |
122 |
95 |
20 |
7 |
895 |
I know it’s your first time on our Annual Food Convention, but I do believe you will be quite a treat for the audience! |
1.2787 |
0.05239 |
122 |
96 |
18 |
8 |
896 |
They’ll love you. |
1.2783 |
0.04546 |
115 |
85 |
28 |
2 |
897 |
They want to meet you, not eat you. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
898 |
The caterers just called and said they're running late.. Just tell a few stories or something to keep their mind off of food. |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
899 |
Picture them dressed. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
900 |
What the hell did you expect, it’s a lecture on antelope migration patterns” |
1.2778 |
0.05709 |
108 |
86 |
14 |
8 |
901 |
Just remember - you’re good enough and smart enough and gosh darn it, they’re gonna love you. |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
902 |
Don’t worry, they just had lunch. |
1.2768 |
0.05412 |
112 |
88 |
17 |
7 |
903 |
Imagine them toothless |
1.2768 |
0.05262 |
112 |
87 |
19 |
6 |
904 |
Go on Christian, you'll be fine. |
1.2766 |
0.05936 |
94 |
74 |
14 |
6 |
905 |
Be sure not to get a standing ovation. |
1.2762 |
0.05327 |
105 |
81 |
19 |
5 |
906 |
Just picture them in cages. |
1.2762 |
0.04972 |
105 |
79 |
23 |
3 |
907 |
Don't worry, they're going to love you, they're going to just eat you up! |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
908 |
Maybe cut the part where you sing. |
1.2762 |
0.05820 |
105 |
84 |
13 |
8 |
909 |
Short, sincere, and don't take questions. |
1.2759 |
0.04834 |
116 |
88 |
24 |
4 |
910 |
You'll be fine. Just picture them all as kittens. |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
911 |
Are the mushrooms helping? |
1.2759 |
0.05556 |
116 |
93 |
14 |
9 |
912 |
Just do better than the last three speakers. The crowd ate them alive. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
913 |
Your good... They just had lunch and will be asleep soon... |
1.2755 |
0.06116 |
98 |
79 |
11 |
8 |
914 |
Scratch the line "You are welcome to the meet and greet after my lecture. |
1.2752 |
0.04855 |
109 |
82 |
24 |
3 |
915 |
Who's idea was it to schedule our presentation just before their lunch? |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
916 |
Relax. It's not as bad as a set of headlights. |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
917 |
You go long on the speech and I'll map out our escape route. |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
918 |
The audience is going to eat me alive. |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
919 |
Imagine them all pleasantly full and somnolent. |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
920 |
Just imagine them all eating salads. |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
921 |
You'll be great. Just picture them all completely full. |
1.2750 |
0.05016 |
120 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
922 |
You'll be fine. Just imagine them all with clothes on. |
1.2748 |
0.05089 |
131 |
104 |
18 |
9 |
923 |
Start with the Androcles joke. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
924 |
I heard there's a high interest in your talks becoming a live feed! |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
925 |
Just read the slogan—EAT MORE BUFFALO! |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
926 |
Remember—you WANT them to roar. |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
927 |
Just picture them shaved, and you'll be fine. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
928 |
See if you can put them to sleep. |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
929 |
They're undressing me with their eyes. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
930 |
I promise you the speech is good - you think I would just feed you to the lions? |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
931 |
Don’t worry! They ate before the show. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
932 |
Hakuna matata, Man - they all checked 'Vegan' on their response cards. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
933 |
What do you mean you need to pee? |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
934 |
They are hungry to see you. |
1.2742 |
0.04768 |
124 |
95 |
24 |
5 |
935 |
Relax, it's not like they are going to eat you |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
936 |
I'd say break a leg but you might need it. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
937 |
Oh, c’mon… it’s good… they’ll eat it up! |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
938 |
Don’t you just love to hear the roar of the crowd? |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
939 |
Don't worry, you'll have them roaring with laughter. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
940 |
No worry, they’ll eat it up. |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
941 |
Don't worry, they've taken diversity, equity, and inclusion training. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
942 |
I thought this was the elks’ club. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
943 |
Relax. You won't even make it to the podium. |
1.2735 |
0.05378 |
117 |
93 |
16 |
8 |
944 |
Just imagine they all wear clothes. Now imagine they're in their underpants. |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
945 |
This isn’t what came to mind when you said we were speaking at a “pride” event. |
1.2735 |
0.05378 |
117 |
93 |
16 |
8 |
946 |
Just imagine they’re all herbivores. |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
947 |
Be sure to hit hard on changing to our plant-based diet. |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
948 |
You'll do great. Just imagine they've just been fed. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
949 |
These are the terms of the truce. |
1.2727 |
0.04391 |
121 |
90 |
29 |
2 |
950 |
The rest of the herd want you to know how much we appreciate this. |
1.2727 |
0.04987 |
110 |
84 |
22 |
4 |
951 |
Remember, do what I do and just imagine they're all taxidermied. |
1.2727 |
0.04695 |
121 |
92 |
25 |
4 |
952 |
I feel like Mike Pence on January 6. |
1.2727 |
0.04987 |
110 |
84 |
22 |
4 |
953 |
Relax, they're all vaccinated. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
954 |
Just make sure they know what you mean when you say ‘Let us pray.’ |
1.2727 |
0.05750 |
121 |
100 |
9 |
12 |
955 |
This audience is most attentive right before the lunch break. |
1.2720 |
0.05000 |
125 |
98 |
20 |
7 |
956 |
Put on a brave face. They can smell fear. |
1.2720 |
0.05252 |
125 |
100 |
16 |
9 |
957 |
What did you expect at a roast? |
1.2719 |
0.05472 |
114 |
91 |
15 |
8 |
958 |
"Stress that long chases in hot weather are bad for their health. |
1.2719 |
0.05472 |
114 |
91 |
15 |
8 |
959 |
Just pretend they’re all clothed. |
1.2719 |
0.04871 |
114 |
87 |
23 |
4 |
960 |
You got this, I´m sure they don´t bite |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
961 |
*Just picture them all in their underwear." |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
962 |
Don't worry, the Lions' club is a friendly and supportive group. |
1.2718 |
0.05198 |
103 |
79 |
20 |
4 |
963 |
No Carl, the strike isn't over. Netflix still gets the lion's share." |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
964 |
Hope to see you after. |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
965 |
Let’s hope they roar with laughter. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
966 |
You can do this. Just picture them without any fur. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
967 |
They’ve all paid for a meet and greet too. |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
968 |
They're more interested in your body than your thoughts! |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
969 |
Don’t worry, this isn’t dinner theater. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
970 |
Be clear, be brief, be gone. |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
971 |
It's Pride week. Just be yourself! |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
972 |
I know. Public speaking is terrifying. |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
973 |
Don’t worry if your material is funny enough. This audience will eat it up! |
1.2703 |
0.05571 |
111 |
89 |
14 |
8 |
974 |
Don’t worry about your talk! They’ll eat it up. |
1.2700 |
0.05835 |
100 |
80 |
13 |
7 |
975 |
Don’t be afraid. Just pretend their all naked. |
1.2700 |
0.05291 |
100 |
77 |
19 |
4 |
976 |
Don't worry, they're all on Ozempic. |
1.2700 |
0.04894 |
100 |
75 |
23 |
2 |
977 |
just pretend that they're vegan |
1.2700 |
0.05660 |
100 |
79 |
15 |
6 |
978 |
That's not what I meant when I said "prey go on." |
1.2700 |
0.05478 |
100 |
78 |
17 |
5 |
979 |
. Don't forget to tell everyone about the free veggie bar after our talk. |
1.2700 |
0.05478 |
100 |
78 |
17 |
5 |
980 |
Don’t mention lunch. |
1.2698 |
0.05214 |
126 |
101 |
16 |
9 |
981 |
They're already naked. |
1.2697 |
0.05243 |
89 |
67 |
20 |
2 |
982 |
Whatever you do, don't invite the audience members up on stage. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
983 |
Okay, you tell them the snack bar will be closed during intermission, |
1.2696 |
0.05287 |
115 |
91 |
17 |
7 |
984 |
Don’t leave your audience hungry for more. |
1.2696 |
0.05287 |
115 |
91 |
17 |
7 |
985 |
Make sure to mention we are members of the Lions Club." |
1.2696 |
0.05568 |
115 |
93 |
13 |
9 |
986 |
Stage fright? That's the least of your worries. |
1.2696 |
0.04990 |
115 |
89 |
21 |
5 |
987 |
Just pretend everyone eats grass! |
1.2692 |
0.04970 |
104 |
79 |
22 |
3 |
988 |
You’ll get a roaring reception when you endorse Gay Pride Month. |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
989 |
No, seriously, you have to speak into the microphone… |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
990 |
Just imagine them all toothless. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
991 |
Oh that flight instinct is perfectly normal |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
992 |
Remember to exit stage left, and fast. |
1.2689 |
0.04417 |
119 |
89 |
28 |
2 |
993 |
It's OK. Just imagine they're all vegetarian. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
994 |
Give them something to sink their teeth into. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
995 |
Just be grateful you were scheduled after lunch. |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
996 |
You got this! Look at those faces. It's clearly a crowd hungry for intelligent discourse. |
1.2688 |
0.05949 |
93 |
74 |
13 |
6 |
997 |
Stage fright is the least of your problems! |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
998 |
It’s normal to to have a little stage fright |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
999 |
Trust me you’ll be fine, just read it as it was written. You didn’t think I could get them to sit either. |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
1000 |
Don't worry, the last comedian killed. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1001 |
All you need to do is introduce the Zebra Choir. And be quick about it. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1002 |
Just remember, taking the free public speaking class at the Lions Club was all your idea." |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
1003 |
Just read! Don't just stand there like a you-know-what in the headlights! |
1.2679 |
0.05670 |
112 |
91 |
12 |
9 |
1004 |
Just picture that they're fully clothed. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
1005 |
Grin and bear it. |
1.2679 |
0.04743 |
112 |
85 |
24 |
3 |
1006 |
No no, they are licking their lips with anticipation…! |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
1007 |
No! You go first. |
1.2673 |
0.05052 |
101 |
77 |
21 |
3 |
1008 |
Idiot. No wonder you were able to get us the gig. This is not one of The Lions Clubs I had in mind. |
1.2673 |
0.05952 |
101 |
82 |
11 |
8 |
1009 |
Pssst — remember to tell them about the barbecue afterward! |
1.2673 |
0.05052 |
101 |
77 |
21 |
3 |
1010 |
Get out there and show em' what you're made of! |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
1011 |
Wow, we've never had so many bids for our celebrity deer date auction! |
1.2673 |
0.06116 |
101 |
83 |
9 |
9 |
1012 |
Don’t worry they’ve just finished lunch. |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
1013 |
To begin your speech, you might want to mention that we taste unpalatably "gamey". |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1014 |
Relax, we’re behind you. Way behind you. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1015 |
you will be fine as long as you keep it short- just remember you are last speaker before lunch... |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1016 |
This crowd is hungry for a good speech. |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1017 |
Don’t be nervous. Just imagine that they’re all declawed. |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1018 |
Deep breath, this audience ate the last presenter alive during the Q&A portion. |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1019 |
Don’t worry! That lip smacking you hear is just the way they applaud. |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1020 |
Just imagine them all without their fur on. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1021 |
Here's a new recipe for meat substitute. |
1.2661 |
0.04814 |
109 |
83 |
23 |
3 |
1022 |
Be confident. If they sense you’re weak and vulnerable, well… |
1.2661 |
0.04988 |
109 |
84 |
21 |
4 |
1023 |
Watch what you say, this is a rough crowd and they'll eat you alive |
1.2661 |
0.05155 |
109 |
85 |
19 |
5 |
1024 |
Oh, don't worry. Just make sure your aren't around at intermission" |
1.2661 |
0.05628 |
109 |
88 |
13 |
8 |
1025 |
It's not like am throwing you to the wolves ! |
1.2660 |
0.05056 |
94 |
71 |
21 |
2 |
1026 |
Just imagine they're all naked- you'll be fine |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
1027 |
That's weird, they're imagining you fully dressed." |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1028 |
Just remember, they all liked your TikTok video. |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
1029 |
Don’t take tomatoes thrown at you too personal, it’s just a garnish. |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
1030 |
Spell it out--vegan means slim, svelte. |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1031 |
Start with a Detroit joke. |
1.2655 |
0.04707 |
113 |
86 |
24 |
3 |
1032 |
It's okay, their naked too. |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
1033 |
Not to worry. We’re downwind of them. |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
1034 |
Just imagine they're all clothed" |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1035 |
Don’t freeze. |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
1036 |
Open with “ VEGANS, am I right?” |
1.2653 |
0.04712 |
98 |
73 |
24 |
1 |
1037 |
If they get restless, sing a few bars of A Lion Sleeps Tonight |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1038 |
Just don't get too close to the mic" |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1039 |
Don't worry, the audience is hungry for more. |
1.2650 |
0.05206 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
1040 |
Bob, I'd omit the 'food for thought' reference |
1.2650 |
0.05063 |
117 |
92 |
19 |
6 |
1041 |
Just envision the audience as having just eaten. |
1.2650 |
0.05063 |
117 |
92 |
19 |
6 |
1042 |
You go first, I think you'll be well received. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1043 |
Whatever you do, don’t start by saying, “Let us pray.” |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1044 |
Just imagine them all naked. And - having just eaten. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1045 |
Keep it brief and run like the wind. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1046 |
And remember, they’re still recovering carnivores, so try not to look too delicious |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1047 |
No worries! Our act is so great, the audience will eat it up! |
1.2645 |
0.04510 |
121 |
92 |
26 |
3 |
1048 |
Imagine them naked, you'll be fine. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1049 |
Imagine them all wearing suits. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1050 |
It's entirely possible this isn't about gun control. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1051 |
At least we aren’t feeding you to the wolves! |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1052 |
Try imagining they're all wearing clothes. |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
1053 |
Be prepared for a reaction. |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
1054 |
At least you're not speaking in the lions' den. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1055 |
And don't say, "Are there any questions?" or they'll be sure to pounce! |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
1056 |
Trust me,you have the audiences full attention. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
1057 |
Try to imagine them with clothes on. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
1058 |
Remember, just relax, speak clearly and don't limp as you're leaving the stage. |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
1059 |
Imagine they're dressed in clothing. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1060 |
Go ahead, Vegan Society President. |
1.2636 |
0.04948 |
110 |
85 |
21 |
4 |
1061 |
Leave them wanting more. |
1.2636 |
0.04948 |
110 |
85 |
21 |
4 |
1062 |
I know. It's hard to be the last speaker before lunch. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1063 |
Relax. They invited us to dinner after your talk. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1064 |
Maybe skip the Call to Action. |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
114 |
92 |
14 |
8 |
1065 |
Just try to picture them with no claws on. |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
114 |
92 |
14 |
8 |
1066 |
…and that is why we should all go vegetarian. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1067 |
They're a tough audience but you have good talking points. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1068 |
We left "lunch" off the agenda on purpose |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1069 |
Remember, if you get nervous, just picture them declawed. |
1.2627 |
0.04572 |
118 |
90 |
25 |
3 |
1070 |
Don't worry, what ever you say, they'll eat it up. |
1.2627 |
0.04878 |
118 |
92 |
21 |
5 |
1071 |
Don’t worry, they’re gonna just eat you up! |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1072 |
and now here’s the author to read his/her book - a vegans guide to the amazing vegetation of the Serengeti and why it’s good for your health. |
1.2627 |
0.05440 |
118 |
96 |
13 |
9 |
1073 |
Don’t worry, they’ve already HAD their dinner! |
1.2626 |
0.04445 |
99 |
73 |
26 |
0 |
1074 |
We’re on the menu |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
1075 |
Come on, it's moments like this that will separate you from the herd! |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
1076 |
Don't let them see that you're nervous or they'll eat you alive. |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1077 |
Oh, go ahead. They won’t bite! |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1078 |
You can start with “Can you feel the love tonight?”… |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1079 |
Remember no eye contact, this audience loves cute goats. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1080 |
Start off with a joke. |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1081 |
Don’t be nervous—they all love gazelles. |
1.2619 |
0.06135 |
84 |
67 |
12 |
5 |
1082 |
Maybe don’t read the room. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1083 |
you're an audience favorite. |
1.2619 |
0.05648 |
84 |
65 |
16 |
3 |
1084 |
Just run with it. |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1085 |
Just imagine them stuffed and mounted. |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
1086 |
You got this Gary, just imagine they’re all herbivores. |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
1087 |
The modern push for veganism - An essay |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1088 |
Try not to act natural. |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
1089 |
I know it’s a convocation, but you might want to avoid using ‘us’ and ‘pray’ in the same sentence. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1090 |
You’ll do fine, just don’t turn your back on them. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1091 |
Just picture them all furless..." |
1.2613 |
0.05386 |
111 |
89 |
15 |
7 |
1092 |
Don't confuse "pray" and "prey". |
1.2613 |
0.04909 |
111 |
86 |
21 |
4 |
1093 |
That should read 'herbivore', not 'hors d'oeuvre'. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1094 |
Just picture them clothed. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1095 |
Visualize them as toothless vegans! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1096 |
Go ahead. They are stage lights,not headlights! |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1097 |
Pssst… Tell them we are in costumes. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1098 |
Oh, you'll do great. Just picture them all sitting there as herbivores. |
1.2609 |
0.06157 |
92 |
75 |
10 |
7 |
1099 |
I think they are going to eat me alive |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
1100 |
Look out for the headlights in the fourth row. |
1.2605 |
0.05265 |
119 |
96 |
15 |
8 |
1101 |
That’s one very engaged audience! |
1.2605 |
0.05399 |
119 |
97 |
13 |
9 |
1102 |
They’re in for a real treat. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1103 |
Don't worry. They just had a big buffet lunch. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1104 |
Go ahead. I'll speak after lunch. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1105 |
What do you mean you're nervous?
What's the worst that could happen? |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1106 |
Flattery, lots of flattery. |
1.2600 |
0.04845 |
100 |
76 |
22 |
2 |
1107 |
Don't worry, your speech will put them to sleep. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1108 |
Be ready to run. |
1.2600 |
0.04632 |
100 |
75 |
24 |
1 |
1109 |
Tell them about the recent research that found a correlation between eating flesh and erectile dysfunction." |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1110 |
Oh, go on. They'll eat it up. |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1111 |
Relax, it’s not dinner theater. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1112 |
Settle down, remember they just ate lunch. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1113 |
Good luck. Tough audience, but they're hungry to hear what you have to say. |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1114 |
Just picture them playing with a ball of yarn. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1115 |
They say it’s best to start with a humorous anecdote. |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1116 |
They weren't kidding when they said going on stage would be like feeding yourself to the lions. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1117 |
This event has never been this well attended before! |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1118 |
Our first comedian all the way from Tanzania is "Rodney Endangerfield" |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1119 |
Just avoid any questions about lunch |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1120 |
Break it to them gently that the smorgasbord is vegan. |
1.2593 |
0.04627 |
108 |
82 |
24 |
2 |
1121 |
Remember, you only have to talk faster than the slowest gazelle. |
1.2593 |
0.05483 |
108 |
87 |
14 |
7 |
1122 |
And remember, you’re *not* just a piece of meat. |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1123 |
I would maybe lead with the benefits of a vegan diet. |
1.2593 |
0.05323 |
108 |
86 |
16 |
6 |
1124 |
We need to hire a new agent. |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1125 |
Remember, they have come to hear you because they are looking to adopt a healthier, less meat-dependent diet. |
1.2593 |
0.04987 |
108 |
84 |
20 |
4 |
1126 |
Either knock them dead or keep them smiling. |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1127 |
Break a le...umm...You got this! |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1128 |
And next on the agenda we have: lunch. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1129 |
Don't worry, there was a buffet before this. |
1.2589 |
0.04871 |
112 |
87 |
21 |
4 |
1130 |
If you are nervous just picture them naked. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1131 |
Read fast. |
1.2589 |
0.04871 |
112 |
87 |
21 |
4 |
1132 |
Don't worry, they had lunch before they got here! |
1.2589 |
0.05343 |
112 |
90 |
15 |
7 |
1133 |
Hope the audience just boos you off the stage |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
1134 |
You'll have their complete attention. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1135 |
Remember to tell them to remain in their seats until you have left the stage. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1136 |
Remember to really enunciate when you say "Kudos to you all" |
1.2586 |
0.04601 |
116 |
89 |
24 |
3 |
1137 |
Now they want to see you up close. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1138 |
Be sure to highlight the vegan options available during intermission. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1139 |
Don't worry, you're gonna kill! |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
1140 |
Don’t be sheepish. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1141 |
Just picture them as carnivores without clothes. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1142 |
Go ahead…just don’t break a leg |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1143 |
This year's winning recipe is ... |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1144 |
Oops. Wrong room. My bad. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
1145 |
Make it quick and leave them wanting more. |
1.2577 |
0.04698 |
97 |
73 |
23 |
1 |
1146 |
Just picture them over our mantel. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1147 |
Just don’t make any sudden moves. |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
1148 |
Don’t worry. They’ll love you! |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1149 |
Trust me, they're vegans. |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1150 |
You'll be fine; it's an after-dinner speech.
Love to stay; but, I gotta run. |
1.2577 |
0.04698 |
97 |
73 |
23 |
1 |
1151 |
Remind them we break for lunch right after your speech. |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
1152 |
Just picture them skinned |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
1153 |
Read-ie Pagliaccio... |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1154 |
Go on, I’ll be fine. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1155 |
They'll drool over your every word. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
1156 |
Hope you've got your stuff tonight! Otherwise, this is the kind of crowd that can eat you alive! |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1157 |
Don't believe what you've heard. They're actually just a bunch of pussycats. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1158 |
And that sums up the benefits of going vegan. |
1.2574 |
0.05006 |
101 |
78 |
20 |
3 |
1159 |
You are going to kill!! Or be killed...one or the other...good luck |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1160 |
They’ll eat it up. |
1.2571 |
0.05418 |
105 |
84 |
15 |
6 |
1161 |
I think the vegan plank might be too inflammatory with the base. |
1.2571 |
0.04694 |
105 |
80 |
23 |
2 |
1162 |
It's OK; they've already eaten. |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1163 |
Be careful. Reporters are a bunch of predators. |
1.2571 |
0.05069 |
105 |
82 |
19 |
4 |
1164 |
Just keep talkin!!! |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1165 |
Relax; try to imagine your audience wearing muzzles. |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1166 |
It is ok to avoid eye contact today! |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1167 |
Don't worry they just came from the buffet! |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1168 |
Just picture them cleaning their butt. |
1.2569 |
0.05888 |
109 |
91 |
8 |
10 |
1169 |
Remind them of your research on plant-based diets. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1170 |
I see you meant 'lion's den' literally. |
1.2569 |
0.04591 |
109 |
83 |
24 |
2 |
1171 |
Remember to keep it tasteful, but not tasty. |
1.2566 |
0.04833 |
113 |
88 |
21 |
4 |
1172 |
I heard if you do a good job they’ll take you out for dinner after! |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1173 |
This time, we're going to have the winners remain in their seats. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1174 |
Just imagine that they are all furless. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1175 |
Ok, calmly read our plea. However, should you see a wet chin, immediately exit stage left. |
1.2561 |
0.05151 |
82 |
62 |
19 |
1 |
1176 |
Not only is this a great opportunity to conquer your fear, you're also giving me a head start. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1177 |
Stay on schedule- as the last speaker, you really don't want to get between them and the dinner break. |
1.2558 |
0.04832 |
129 |
103 |
19 |
7 |
1178 |
What the cast of Cats does on their day off |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
1179 |
Just keep talking and skip the ‘and now it’s time for lunch’ line. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1180 |
Quick and to the point. They're not expecting these layoffs. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1181 |
Relax! You'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand, so to speak. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1182 |
I’ll be Siegfried. You do Roy. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1183 |
Deep breath. They can smell stage fright. |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
1184 |
One way or another this will surely put an end to your fear of public speaking |
1.2553 |
0.04768 |
94 |
71 |
22 |
1 |
1185 |
Imagine them all not wanting to eat you |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1186 |
You’re sure they’re vegetarians, right ? |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
1187 |
Just imagine that they're all naked! Oh, and that they won't kill you. |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1188 |
Just remember - "Hakuna matata." |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1189 |
You coulda just been in a headlight, but no, you wanted a spotlight. |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1190 |
Start with a joke. I’ve heard this crowd can just eat you alive. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1191 |
I guess this could've just been an email |
1.2553 |
0.06038 |
94 |
77 |
10 |
7 |
1192 |
Remember, these are predators. They want to hear about the existential angst they cause when they mass near a water hole, reveling in the thrill of the hunt and salivating at the thought of a Pantagruelian feast of freshly killed meat. |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1193 |
Relax, the audience wants to see your vulnerabilities. They want to know what you're like on the inside. |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1194 |
Just imagine them naked. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1195 |
Never lose sight of the primacy of ideas over brute strength . . . or that exit door that I'm about to prop open. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1196 |
It should be okay; they’ve just eaten but if something goes wrong remember the laser pointer. Gets them every time |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1197 |
And for goodness sake, don't say, "Shall we pray." It could be misunderstood. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1198 |
Remember, the mane reason they’re here is to see what you bring to the table |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1199 |
Don't you think ending the invocation with "Let us pray" is just what they're waiting for? |
1.2547 |
0.05697 |
106 |
87 |
11 |
8 |
1200 |
Just let them know that lunch is being served. |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1201 |
I forgot my lions! |
1.2547 |
0.05372 |
106 |
85 |
15 |
6 |
1202 |
Nervous? Just imagine they are vegetarians. |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1203 |
If I was you I'd fire your agent." |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1204 |
Just don't let pride swallow you |
1.2545 |
0.05393 |
110 |
89 |
14 |
7 |
1205 |
Don't be nervous. Look at how they love you! |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1206 |
Just visualize not being eaten. |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1207 |
They're all hungry to hear what you have to say. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1208 |
No worries, they're a bunch of pussy cats. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1209 |
Just think of them all as vegetarians. |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1210 |
Just don't say anything that might bait them. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1211 |
Now remember, don't do any "Pride" jokes. |
1.2530 |
0.05098 |
83 |
63 |
19 |
1 |
1212 |
C’mon, it’s the gnus everybody wants to hear! |
1.2530 |
0.05645 |
83 |
65 |
15 |
3 |
1213 |
Of course I'm nervous, they eat guys like me for breakfast. |
1.2530 |
0.05645 |
83 |
65 |
15 |
3 |
1214 |
Don’t worry , they ate already |
1.2530 |
0.05378 |
83 |
64 |
17 |
2 |
1215 |
Just visualize them hairless... |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1216 |
There’s a steak in the podium if things get tense. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1217 |
It helps if you think of them in clothes |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
1218 |
For God's sake, if they ask you, 'Are you going to run,' deflect! |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1219 |
Homonyms confuse them. Don't start with 'let us pray'" |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1220 |
You'll be fine. They're just stand-ins from the Wizard of Oz. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1221 |
Don't forget to tell them to put their phones on mute |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1222 |
If naked doesn't work, imagine them all well fed. |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1223 |
Just imagine they’re wearing clothes. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1224 |
Oh deer, what can the matter be? |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1225 |
If you’re nervous, try picturing them with clothes on. |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1226 |
If you’re nervous, just imagine they’re all rugs. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1227 |
You'll do fine. They're all stuffed. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1228 |
The trick is to imagine them without their fur. And teeth. And claws. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1229 |
Just picture them fully dressed, and you'll be fine. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1230 |
Don't worry. You'll be done before you know it. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1231 |
If they roar, it means they liked it. If they stand up, run for your life! |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1232 |
Well Marv, I guess it can't be worse than Florida? |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1233 |
Oh c’mon, they’ll eat it up. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1234 |
Make sure your done before they break for lunch |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1235 |
What do you mean we are on the after meeting menu. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1236 |
Just imagine them as vegetarians. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1237 |
It's your call. Either 'Always On My Mind"' or 'Lion Sleeps Tonight'. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1238 |
Don't worry, Will Smith is not in the audience. |
1.2524 |
0.04723 |
103 |
79 |
22 |
2 |
1239 |
Just do a very short summary, then take off! |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1240 |
Open with a joke, then run like hell. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1241 |
Just tell yourself they're all naked. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1242 |
read the giraffe recipe |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1243 |
Don’t worry… they eat this stuff up. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
1244 |
Relax...everyone's afraid of public speaking." |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1245 |
Don't be nervous. Just imagine they don't have any clothes on. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1246 |
You'll be fine just as long as you don't try crowd-surfing. |
1.2522 |
0.04759 |
115 |
90 |
21 |
4 |
1247 |
It's only public speaking...what's the worst that could happen? |
1.2522 |
0.04759 |
115 |
90 |
21 |
4 |
1248 |
You've got nothing to worry about, they'll eat it up! |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1249 |
First time at dinner theater? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
1250 |
Break a leg! |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1251 |
You'll have them eating your hands in no time. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1252 |
This is a tough audience. Stick to the script or they will eat you alive. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1253 |
Don't panic, you'll put them to sleep. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1254 |
Picture them naked. |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1255 |
Imagine a crowd of vegetarians. |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1256 |
Rush if you need to. |
1.2500 |
0.04911 |
96 |
74 |
20 |
2 |
1257 |
I have to warn you, the lions are hecklers. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1258 |
You'll be OK. Just imagine they're all naked. |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1259 |
Welcome to ‘The Leaner Meat for a Healthier You’ Seminar?…You want me to read that? |
1.2500 |
0.05735 |
96 |
78 |
12 |
6 |
1260 |
I'll introduce you, then cut to the chase! |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1261 |
Don‘t worry!
They‘ll love a good old roast! |
1.2500 |
0.04911 |
96 |
74 |
20 |
2 |
1262 |
I know you're nervous, but whatever you do, DON'T RUN" |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1263 |
Say, "we appeal to Our Maker," instead. They might misinterpret the word, "pray." |
1.2500 |
0.04642 |
88 |
66 |
22 |
0 |
1264 |
If your speech is a success, try not to be consumed by pride. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1265 |
Go on, you'll never get a more attentive audience! |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
1266 |
Your vegetarian diet speech has always been a hit! |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1267 |
Remember: just imagine them all toothless. |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1268 |
Our next guest is an apex predator in ibex clothing. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1269 |
At least they won't throw you to the wolves. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1270 |
Welcome to “Confronting Your Fear” |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
1271 |
I know you're nervous, but it's just a bunch of cowards. |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1272 |
I thought you said literary lions; the speech would be to literary lions. |
1.2500 |
0.06515 |
88 |
74 |
6 |
8 |
1273 |
Remember - roar as loudly as possible when you get to the part that you identify as a great cat. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1274 |
Strike the line about food served during intermission. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1275 |
You're good. They all had lunch 20 minutes ago. |
1.2500 |
0.04581 |
108 |
83 |
23 |
2 |
1276 |
So, basically, you're gonna get one try at this. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1277 |
Will you be talking about headlights? |
1.2500 |
0.05735 |
96 |
78 |
12 |
6 |
1278 |
I wouldn't open with the stupid cat joke. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1279 |
Has the cat got your tongue? |
1.2500 |
0.05601 |
108 |
89 |
11 |
8 |
1280 |
Don’t worry. It’s an after lunch presentation. |
1.2500 |
0.04911 |
96 |
74 |
20 |
2 |
1281 |
Just picture everyone in their underbrush. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1282 |
You’re ok. They’ve eaten lunch |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1283 |
Don't worry if they seem distracted - you're the last speaker before lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1284 |
If you get nervous, just picture of them wearing underwear. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1285 |
Good luck, it's always tough to be the last speaker before lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1286 |
This is how we defend our theses now. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1287 |
Our topic today is why eating meat can take years off your life. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1288 |
Oh, one last thing. They can sense fear. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1289 |
No, YOU'RE going to kill. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
1290 |
please, after you... |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1291 |
Don't worry it is knowledge they are hungry for. |
1.2500 |
0.04911 |
96 |
74 |
20 |
2 |
1292 |
Remember, be brief. You’re the only thing between them and lunch. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1293 |
Oh,no, dear - ladies first! |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1294 |
It helps if you imagine them as kittens |
1.2500 |
0.04684 |
104 |
80 |
22 |
2 |
1295 |
I'm responsible for telling them Noah picked his 2, and it's none of THEM?!! |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
1296 |
Just pretend they don’t have any teeth. |
1.2500 |
0.05038 |
92 |
71 |
19 |
2 |
1297 |
Start with the ‘Vlad the Impala’ joke. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1298 |
Yes, they are carnivores. But we are here to reach beyond our herbivore bubble. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
1299 |
I hate presenting in front of a pack of lions. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1300 |
My advice? Keep it very brief. |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
1301 |
Your nerves are totally normal. Fear of public speaking is second only to the fear of dying. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1302 |
they’ll forget what you said and they forget what you did, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel” |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
1303 |
Consider it a pre-dinner speech. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1304 |
Remember to be boring. Try to put the audience asleep. |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1305 |
Take your time. I’ll see you after. |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1306 |
Try picturing them all naked. |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1307 |
We were assured this was a safe space. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1308 |
Am I allowed to say lioness? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1309 |
If you sense them turning against you, pivot hard to the "akuna matata" bit. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1310 |
You always loved the roar of the crowd! |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1311 |
No, no, please you first. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1312 |
Just keep them occupied until the uber wealthy hunters get here |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1313 |
Forget what happened to Stacey, they came to see YOU. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1314 |
Picture them with clothes on. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1315 |
Remember the trick: imagine they're all full. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1316 |
They only want to hear about the meal plan |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
1317 |
The wildebeest had to cancel. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1318 |
You’re cute, but I can’t believe the speaking invitation was because you’re “just a piece of meat.” |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1319 |
Don’t start with “Let us prey” |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1320 |
Just another day at the UN, right? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1321 |
When you said you were going to 'run' for office, I didn't think you meant this. |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
1322 |
Take away their sharp claws, crushing jaws, and insatiable lust for blood and they're just regular animals looking for some comedy tonight. |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1323 |
That old trick won't work! They're already naked! |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1324 |
Don't worry. You're the GOAT! |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
1325 |
And afterward there will be a light lunch. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
1326 |
Our session will review the hazards of eating red meat. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
1327 |
I don’t think this material will save us. They’re literally going to eat us alive! |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
1328 |
Don't worry; it's over before you read the first word. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1329 |
Not to worry, it’s a Wegovy convention. |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1330 |
If you hear a cell phone, just let it go." |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1331 |
Walk up to the podium. They won’t bite. |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
1332 |
I suggest avoiding stage diving! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1333 |
I now give you Marty, who will explain the benefits of a plant based diet. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1334 |
Maybe revisit your opener of "I know I'm the last thing standing between you and lunch. |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
1335 |
Is it me or does the audience seem a little too engaged? |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
1336 |
No no...You go first, they won't eat us if we're confident. |
1.2459 |
0.04403 |
122 |
95 |
24 |
3 |
1337 |
Don't be nervous -- they'll love you. |
1.2458 |
0.04652 |
118 |
93 |
21 |
4 |
1338 |
This motherfucker… |
1.2456 |
0.05368 |
114 |
94 |
12 |
8 |
1339 |
To whom it may concern… |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
1340 |
Start with some red meat. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1341 |
I wasn't expecting a captive audience, but this? |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1342 |
Don’t be nervous. They can’t wait to hear your talk about the virtues of a plant based diet.” |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1343 |
I heard they’re hungry for fresh talent! |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1344 |
Not to worry ... they'll eat you up! |
1.2453 |
0.04408 |
106 |
81 |
24 |
1 |
1345 |
It's okay, they've already been fed. |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1346 |
Don’t worry, I’d never just throw you to the wolves. They’re lions. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1347 |
Stage fright? |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1348 |
I'm sure they'll find your talk very tasteful.. |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1349 |
Worst. Dream. Ever. |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
1350 |
It's the Christian thing to do. |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
1351 |
Remember you are finished right before lunchtime. |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1352 |
I can't tell you that your message of peace for all is going to be well-received tonight. |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
1353 |
Skip the 'let us prey' part. |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1354 |
Just project confidence and try not to look too delicious. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1355 |
Imagining them naked doesn't really help. |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1356 |
In your case, some nervousness is adaptive. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1357 |
You could just say, "Good evening Cats and kittens." |
1.2449 |
0.05813 |
98 |
81 |
10 |
7 |
1358 |
Sing like your life depended on it! |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1359 |
Come on, you're the motivational speaker. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1360 |
Nothing to worry about. They already filled up on the buffet before they got here. |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1361 |
Relax. You've got a really strong argument about going vegan. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1362 |
Relax. I've never see a more appreciative audience. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1363 |
You are both the presenter and the award. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1364 |
I wouldn't throw you out there to the wolves! |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1365 |
Yeah. I see them too. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1366 |
Look, you know your lions. Stick to the script—stop yourself from making any sudden moves or jumping with excitement. And for God’s sake, no running away, no matter what happens! |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1367 |
Go on, they’re going to eat this up! |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1368 |
Just imagine they’re all wearing dentures. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1369 |
Don’t be nervous. Just try to picture them with their fur off. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1370 |
Don't worry, they're not that picky. |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1371 |
If they start to give you a standing ovation… RUN! |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1372 |
I’d keep it short - your remarks are the only thing standing between them and lunch. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1373 |
No, they all just finished supper. |
1.2444 |
0.04555 |
90 |
68 |
22 |
0 |
1374 |
Go on…announce the new endangered species list. |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1375 |
Just imagine they’re all in their underwear |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1376 |
You’ll be fine: just picture them naked.”
“They’re already naked!” |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1377 |
You might need to stall for time. Lunch is running late. |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
1378 |
Just pretend they're humans. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1379 |
Are we prey, or should we pray? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1380 |
Go ahead Giselle, imagine them all eating grass" |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
1381 |
Go ahead—you have endangered species protection. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1382 |
Maybe scrub the bit about frolicking in the meadow at dawn. |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
1383 |
They're polite now, but if they put their Bibs on--it's 'Curtains' ! |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
1384 |
At tonight’s Lions Club meeting, the final remaining Gazelle Club members speak about their suspected reasons for declining membership. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
1385 |
Just make sure not to insult their pride. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
1386 |
Just imagine them all in sheep's clothing |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
1387 |
You mean there's ANOTHER Lions Club? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
1388 |
I think you should open with your zebra joke. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
1389 |
Imagine you audience has just eaten. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
1390 |
This audience will eat you alive if you aren’t careful what you say. |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
1391 |
Let's not have audience participation this time |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1392 |
There’s nothing to worry about. They already ate Larry. |
1.2430 |
0.05449 |
107 |
88 |
12 |
7 |
1393 |
Don't be afraid. Just pretend they're glued to your presen. . .uh, to their seats. |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1394 |
Remember to keep it brief, we're about to break for lunch. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1395 |
Don't worry. I heard they really ate up yesterday's wildebeest panel. |
1.2430 |
0.05449 |
107 |
88 |
12 |
7 |
1396 |
Get back up there, they're hungry for more! |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1397 |
When you are done use the microphone to pole vault to the back. |
1.2427 |
0.05599 |
103 |
85 |
11 |
7 |
1398 |
You'll do fine, honey. Just pretend that the audience is naked ... and de-clawed! |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
1399 |
You're gonna kill. (Or be killed.) |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1400 |
Remember, play to the benefits of diversity to Feline interests. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1401 |
Don't worry. They'll eat up the "gay pride" joke. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1402 |
Better wrap it up, they all have that lean and hungry look now. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1403 |
And remember, your job is to stress the food value of the zebra! |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1404 |
If we go out there they're gonna eat us alive. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1405 |
C'mon get out there. They'll eat you up. |
1.2421 |
0.04899 |
95 |
74 |
19 |
2 |
1406 |
In retrospect, we probably should have scheduled your speech for AFTER lunch. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1407 |
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1408 |
just drive home what we discussed: eating plant based protein means they get to cut out the middleman and save big on energy |
1.2421 |
0.05542 |
95 |
77 |
13 |
5 |
1409 |
Just pretend they have clothes on. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1410 |
Just speak from your chest and try not to look like a straggler |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
1411 |
You'll have them eating out of your hand. OK, wrong choice of words. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1412 |
They just finished lunch. |
1.2418 |
0.05025 |
91 |
71 |
18 |
2 |
1413 |
Just imagine them as vegetarians in their underwear. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1414 |
They've invited you to the banquet afterwards. |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
1415 |
They don’t know you’re food. They’re zoo lions. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1416 |
Maybe cut the joke about Mufasa |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1417 |
Ladies and Gentlemen. We welcome you to our show; "Life on the Prairie." Please remember that food and beverages will be served after the program! |
1.2418 |
0.04776 |
91 |
70 |
20 |
1 |
1418 |
We’ve chosen you because you always put the audience to sleep |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1419 |
Okay Steve, just imagine they’re all in their underwear. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1420 |
Don't be nervous. Just imagine them wearing underwear. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
1421 |
Don't worry, I think they're going to eat this up. |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
1422 |
You got this! |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
1423 |
Now don’t get nervous but they’ve been asking when we’re going to break for lunch. |
1.2411 |
0.05418 |
112 |
93 |
11 |
8 |
1424 |
Go on. They're not going to eat you. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1425 |
Don’t worry. They look as if they could just eat you up! |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1426 |
You swear they have all had a sedative! |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1427 |
I suggest you make it short, perhaps funny, and quickly exit the stage. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
1428 |
Don't panic, but lunch has been delayed. |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
1429 |
Don't worry. They'll never notice your limp. |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
1430 |
Just picture them all fully clothed. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1431 |
Pretend they're not about to eat you. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1432 |
Lead with a joke,then run like hell. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1433 |
They may look like a hostile audience, but really, they're just a bunch of pussycats. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1434 |
Just imagine them without any teeth--or claws. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1435 |
Maybe you shouldn't start with "Let us pray." |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1436 |
Don't worry--they're all vegetarians. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1437 |
Don’t worry honey, just start by saying, “I am woman hear me roar!” |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1438 |
They say most people fear public speaking more than they fear death. Let's put that to a test! |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1439 |
Just imagine they're all sitting there in just their underwear. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1440 |
The PRED talk seemed like a good idea. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1441 |
With this crowd, I won't tell you to break a leg. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1442 |
Don't worry, they all had dinner |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1443 |
They will feast on your every word. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1444 |
It’s all about confidence. |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1445 |
Look at it this way somebody has to go first !! |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
1446 |
Emphasize the part about our poor taste ! |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
1447 |
There are good ideas and there are damn good ideas. This is neither. |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
1448 |
You got this! Just go out there and kill it like you did at the Elks lodge. |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
1449 |
Imagine your audience naked" |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
1450 |
"Remember, when we sing 'So Long, Farewell, I'll See You in the Morning,’ you dance across the stage, smile, then head out the back door.” |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
1451 |
This is why we did all those open mikes at the watering hole. |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
1452 |
You said it was the Rotary, not Lions. |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
1453 |
I told you I wouldn't feed you to the wolves! |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
1454 |
I'm pleased to introduce our keynote speaker, Mr. Lope, who will deliver his inspiring Live and Let Live speech. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1455 |
Vulnerability is a strength. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1456 |
…maybe not from laughter, but don’t worry, they’ll be roaring |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1457 |
Don't be nervous. They ate before they came. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1458 |
Try imagining them without any teeth. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1459 |
You look like a deer in headlights |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1460 |
Do you have an overwhelming feeling of pride? |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1461 |
Remember: They are here to learn how to run faster with you, not at you. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
1462 |
tell them you like cats |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1463 |
Do not talk about protein intake under any circumstance. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1464 |
Just tell them that for today, we are not on the menu. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1465 |
Just remember none of them are wearing pants |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1466 |
Be sure to start off with a tasteless joke. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1467 |
Imagine they have no appetite. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1468 |
Take out the toothless old lion line and add ungulates cause cancer. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1469 |
They are sure to eat you up |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1470 |
Just pretend they've all shed their fur. |
1.2376 |
0.04483 |
101 |
78 |
22 |
1 |
1471 |
Just remember, "Speak. Prey. Love." |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1472 |
Just don't be yourself. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1473 |
Calm down,kid. It ain’t Carnegie Hall |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1474 |
Naked? That never works for me. Just picture them toothless and limping. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1475 |
You'll do great. It's not like they're going to eat you. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1476 |
Relax, you'll have them roaring in seconds. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1477 |
Like I said, we’ve got a KILLER audience in tonight |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1478 |
No, Frank, YOU’RE gonna kill. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1479 |
Go ahead, tell your jokes! They’ve got a real appetite for stand up gazell.. i mean comedy. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1480 |
They’re already naked. You’re naked. Imagine something else. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
1481 |
Your jokes should keep them roaring. |
1.2375 |
0.04788 |
80 |
61 |
19 |
0 |
1482 |
Go ahead Tom. Read that part where we will no longer stand for harassment. I’ll wait in the car. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
1483 |
Intermittent fasting is a new concept to this audience. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1484 |
Go out there and kill'em. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1485 |
You should have their undivided attention, we haven't fed them since brunch. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1486 |
Are you sure we are at the right meeting? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1487 |
Remind them of the problems we have in common: global warming, drought, habitat destruction, the dentist from Minnesota. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
1488 |
This time stage fright is warranted. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1489 |
Don't break a leg; that would be bad. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
1490 |
Relax, they came for a talk on the joy of vegetarianism. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1491 |
Do NOT accept a lunch invitation. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
1492 |
They're going to love us, you'll see |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1493 |
Just pretend they all had a big lunch. |
1.2366 |
0.04687 |
93 |
72 |
20 |
1 |
1494 |
You'll be OK. Just don't make eye contact. |
1.2366 |
0.04687 |
93 |
72 |
20 |
1 |
1495 |
Just imagine they're headlights. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1496 |
Remember to take the temperature of the room, but do it very, very carefully. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1497 |
Remember, they're just here for the laser show afterwards. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1498 |
But Larry, they ARE naked! |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1499 |
Hoof it! |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1500 |
Relax; the audience is going to eat this up! |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1501 |
Not to worry. You’re the after dinner speaker. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1502 |
C'mon, it's not like your walking into a Lion's Den. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1503 |
Don't be nervous, they're woke California lions. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1504 |
Don’t be nervous - just imagine they’re all in their underwear |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1505 |
Go and show them you’re not just a piece of meat |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
1506 |
Keep it short. This crowd gets restless if they're late for lunch. |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
1507 |
The Elks club had to cancel so the Lions club took the room |
1.2360 |
0.05984 |
89 |
74 |
9 |
6 |
1508 |
Don't worry, Glenis, they're going to eat you up. |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
1509 |
Don't let them see your fear or they'll eat you alive! |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
1510 |
But I told you I can’t speak in public! I’d rather die. |
1.2360 |
0.04800 |
89 |
69 |
19 |
1 |
1511 |
Don’t worry, they all just finished dinner. |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1512 |
The first time is always the hardest. |
1.2353 |
0.04445 |
102 |
79 |
22 |
1 |
1513 |
I'm told your mother is in the crowd tonight! |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
1514 |
You worry too much, remember this is the Vegan Pride Conference. |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1515 |
Go on. They look like a friendly audience to me. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
1516 |
Just breathe and pictures them all toothless. |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
1517 |
Remember, the catcalls are really complementary. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
1518 |
Just tell 'em it was a misprint. Tell 'em it should have said 'new and exciting CANTALOUPE dishes.'" |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
1519 |
Make it snappy, they’re getting hungry. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
1520 |
Let’s address the elephant in the room…help us, Greg! |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
1521 |
Don’t worry, every audience loves your TED talk on plant based diets. |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1522 |
I warmed them up for you. |
1.2353 |
0.04628 |
85 |
65 |
20 |
0 |
1523 |
Don't worry - they're just pussycats. |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1524 |
It’s OK. You goat this! |
1.2353 |
0.04221 |
102 |
78 |
24 |
0 |
1525 |
Remind them it’s not dinner theater. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1526 |
Sorry, but we have to pick two for the ark. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
1527 |
First, Let’s discuss what is NOT on the lunch menu |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1528 |
Don't worry. They're wild about you! |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1529 |
Try imagining them wearing pants. |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
1530 |
Sorry, last minute scheduling change from after to before lunch. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1531 |
Don't warm up to them, they seem too eager lap it all up |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
1532 |
I think this crowd can smell flop sweat. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
1533 |
but they already ARE naked... |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
1534 |
Lines, you idiot. I wanted more lines |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
1535 |
They just left the Lamb's Club |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
1536 |
You say...welcome to your first class in veganism for predators. As part of our immersion process, please refrain from snacking on the instructors. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1537 |
Relax. You definitely have their attention. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
1538 |
There's nothing to worry about; they're all Vegan. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
1539 |
i miss covid |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
1540 |
I said ‘it.’ They’re gonna eat IT up. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1541 |
I'd like to say a few words before we all go to dinner. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1542 |
You only need to worry if they roar at your jokes! |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1543 |
They're more afraid of you than you are of them. |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
1544 |
It's ok, they are only hungry for knowledge ! |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1545 |
You're right! They're gonna love you! |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
1546 |
The Elks Club has loosened its membership profile. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1547 |
You were the one who wanted to speak during pride week. |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
1548 |
Dude, you got this. Just remember what Tony Robbins taught you. |
1.2340 |
0.04644 |
94 |
73 |
20 |
1 |
1549 |
Don’t be nervous. They’re all here for you. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
1550 |
TEDx: Why do rabbits taste better than Antelopes? |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1551 |
Worry not, you're the after dinner speaker. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1552 |
Addressing your fears is step two of the program, Frank. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1553 |
Now imagine them toothless and declawed and you’ll be fine. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
1554 |
Careful out there, this crowd will eat you alive |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1555 |
'Throwing you to the wolves!' Don't be ridiculous... |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
1556 |
It's okay. They already ate lunch. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
1557 |
My advice - make it brief, very brief! |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
1558 |
Imagine they're declawed and toothless. |
1.2338 |
0.05195 |
77 |
60 |
16 |
1 |
1559 |
Don’t worry, they filled up on wildebeest and warthog canapés in the lobby |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
1560 |
Go for it, they won't eat you. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1561 |
Be the Alpha! |
1.2333 |
0.04754 |
90 |
70 |
19 |
1 |
1562 |
Of course you’re not just a piece of meat. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1563 |
You'll be great. They're gonna eat you up. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1564 |
The Benefits of Going Vegan" speech will be a real kille |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1565 |
You really shouldn’t be so afraid of public speaking. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1566 |
This audience is just a little too attentive. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1567 |
Don't forget the barbeque announcement. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1568 |
Killer crowd. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1569 |
Well, you know you’ll have
their full attention. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1570 |
I do not taste just like chicken! |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1571 |
If they stop smiling, run for it! |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1572 |
Entrée stage right |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1573 |
Please give a roar of applause for our our next Health and Wellness speaker, who will discuss alternatives to fast food when all you can think about is your next meal. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1574 |
Any last words for posterity? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1575 |
I’d cut the taxidermy bit. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1576 |
Don't be nervous they have all signed vegan disclosure wavers. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1577 |
So those are your last words? |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1578 |
Relax, you've got a great opening. They'll be eating out of your hand. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1579 |
Yeah but they are looking at me all dressed |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
1580 |
Better keep it short and sweet. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
1581 |
Diversity training is always risky. |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
1582 |
Just be glad your presentation got slotted right after lunch break, and steer clear of any ‘Cowardly Lion’ jokes. |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
1583 |
They're really looking forward to the lunchtime discussion. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
1584 |
Try to appeal to their sense of pride. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
1585 |
Go on! Step up there and give them something to chew on. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1586 |
Just picture them all fully clothed and you'll be fine |
1.2326 |
0.06117 |
86 |
72 |
8 |
6 |
1587 |
Start with your joke about kitty cats. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1588 |
Use your best stuff and they'll be glued to their seats. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
1589 |
Just imagine everyone is vegan. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
1590 |
Read them the Diet Act. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
1591 |
Knock 'em dead.... If that doesn't work, run. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
1592 |
It's ok, they brought tomatoes. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1593 |
I took the liberty of striking that whole “Let us pray...” opening. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1594 |
Nerves are normal! Just imagine they’re all missing their teeth. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1595 |
Calm down--it's an after dinner speech. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1596 |
To be honest, I don't think they're really interested in your speech. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1597 |
There’s no reason to be nervous; just picture them naked. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1598 |
It's gonna be ok. You have their undivided attention. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1599 |
Always start with a few jokes. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1600 |
But lions don't wear underwear. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1601 |
Remember to maintain eye contact. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1602 |
Just imagine everyone is clothed. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
1603 |
Butterflies are normal. Just imagine the audience without any fur on" |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1604 |
It’s ok. They’re from the zoo, they’re a captive audience |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
1605 |
No worries, theater is very tame these days. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
1606 |
We anticipated your concern.
That's why we scheduled this for After The conference lunch. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1607 |
Antelope stand-up night: bringing new meaning to 'making a killing' on stage. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1608 |
Just picture them naked and not lions. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
1609 |
To be or not to be, that is the question …. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1610 |
Just focus on the lion in the back of the room. |
1.2316 |
0.04601 |
95 |
74 |
20 |
1 |
1611 |
My speech is titled: deer meet is poisonous |
1.2316 |
0.05883 |
95 |
80 |
8 |
7 |
1612 |
Go on. "Ravenously awaiting your address." is just a figure of speech. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
1613 |
I’d skip the Q & A. |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
1614 |
Just thank them all for inviting us over for dinner. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1615 |
Just make sure to end your speech before lunchtime. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
1616 |
Remember - imagine no one is wearing any clothes. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1617 |
Don’t worry, you’ll have them eating out of the palm of your hand. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1618 |
Be captivating |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
1619 |
Their roar will be the least of your worries. |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
1620 |
I have your back! |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
1621 |
Just imagine them all post prandial. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1622 |
You have to believe in yourself, your arguments not to be eaten are great! |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
1623 |
Just remember, you're the only thing standing between them and lunch. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1624 |
Now is not the time to go deer in the headlights. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
1625 |
My advice? Play to their noble side ... then run like hell" |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1626 |
It will be fine. Just picture them all in their underwear. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1627 |
Don’t worry, ‘eat you alive’ is just an expression. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
1628 |
Just be clear about the science: Adopting a plant-based diet will prolong their lives by years. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
1629 |
Don’t worry, that previous zebra speaker provoked them. |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
1630 |
Just imagine them without any... Wait. That won't work. Just run like hell! |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
1631 |
Don't let there looks fool you. They are hungry for a good speech |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
1632 |
Turns out there’s a big difference between lion’s and elk’s clubs…I’ll bring the car around |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1633 |
Just try to picture their heads on a wall. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1634 |
Tell them the best is yet to come. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1635 |
Talk fast! |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1636 |
Just imagine they’re all naked mole rats |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1637 |
I didn't realize when we said lunch was provided, that meant us. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1638 |
The old trick is imagine them all in their underwear . . . |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1639 |
Oh, stop worrying, they'll eat it all up. |
1.2300 |
0.05478 |
100 |
83 |
11 |
6 |
1640 |
Don't worry about it....it's not like they're going to eat you alive. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1641 |
Don't be nervous or they'll eat you alive |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1642 |
Don’t worry! They’re totally gonna eat you up! |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1643 |
Just try to picture them all naked |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1644 |
Don't worry, they are just hungry for knowledge. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1645 |
Welcome to the grant review panel! |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1646 |
Excuse me, do you value your life? |
1.2299 |
0.04823 |
87 |
68 |
18 |
1 |
1647 |
Thanks for coming tonight. Just so that you know, if any of you attempts to get on the stage, we have an invisible death ray set up to zap you to oblivion. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1648 |
Don't worry. We leave the exit door unlocked in case they sense fear. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1649 |
You'd better not read that juicy scandel,this audience will eat you alive |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1650 |
Picture them stuffed. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1651 |
You realize they invited us to speak before dinner? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1652 |
Bob? Forget about Bob! That was a one-time thing! |
1.2299 |
0.05827 |
87 |
72 |
10 |
5 |
1653 |
No sweat, they're all committed herbivores. |
1.2299 |
0.04537 |
87 |
67 |
20 |
0 |
1654 |
I don't know Fred, I don't think they will understand the benefits of vegan-ism. |
1.2299 |
0.05827 |
87 |
72 |
10 |
5 |
1655 |
No, don't worry, Brad, it's a great speech. But maybe consider cutting that lion joke. |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
1656 |
Not to worry. Will Smith is nowhere in sight. |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1657 |
If it gets touchy, just show a little leg. You’ll OWN them! |
1.2297 |
0.04923 |
74 |
57 |
17 |
0 |
1658 |
No worries, they've already had dinner. |
1.2294 |
0.05316 |
109 |
91 |
11 |
7 |
1659 |
Don't worry. When I said they'll eat it up, I meant the speech. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1660 |
I didn’t really mean break a leg. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1661 |
Get them all singing Acuda Matada. Then, run. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1662 |
And the Lion King award goes to ... |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1663 |
Just try to imagine that THEY are staring at headlights… |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
1664 |
You've got their full attention! |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1665 |
I’d love to stay, but I forgot something at the hotel. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1666 |
They insisted on a meat and greet after! |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1667 |
Just pretend like they’re all well fed and full—-now go keep your legs out there, kiddo! |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1668 |
It's okay what you say about them. Just don't look into the spot lights and freeze. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1669 |
It's ok, it's pride month. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1670 |
I know you're nervous about giving this speech, but relax, the audience won't eat you. |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1671 |
No, this is not an anxiety dream |
1.2289 |
0.04946 |
83 |
65 |
17 |
1 |
1672 |
You got it bro, lose a leg. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
1673 |
Tell them everyone goes home with a case of sockeye salmon. |
1.2289 |
0.04946 |
83 |
65 |
17 |
1 |
1674 |
Here's my good news... I can run faster than you. |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1675 |
Just pretend they are all herbivores! |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1676 |
Don’t be nervous - they’re going to eat it up. |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1677 |
Be careful, they are a tough audience. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
1678 |
Well at least we’ve got their interest |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1679 |
Imagine them all shaved |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1680 |
Go on, just as we rehearsed. You'll sing Disney's 'I just cant wait to be king'. The audience will eat it right up. |
1.2289 |
0.04640 |
83 |
64 |
19 |
0 |
1681 |
Don’t say Macbeth. That’s bad luck. |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1682 |
YOU said you wanted to run for office! |
1.2286 |
0.05449 |
70 |
55 |
14 |
1 |
1683 |
Make sure you articulate, this crowd will eat you alive! |
1.2286 |
0.04334 |
105 |
82 |
22 |
1 |
1684 |
Just picture them coatless. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1685 |
They’re gonna eat it up. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1686 |
Don't worry. We're not throwing you to the wolves. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1687 |
Oh, don't drop your notes. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1688 |
Either way, you'll get to face the public's number 1 or 2 fear. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1689 |
Try not to show emotion." |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1690 |
… just picture them all toothless. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1691 |
Aww, you can go first please ! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1692 |
Just thank the Academy. Forget the rant about ‘The Deer Hunter. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1693 |
Sell them on veganism. |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
1694 |
Let out your biggest roar! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1695 |
You’ll do just fine. Imagine them without any fur. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1696 |
This is NOT what I thought when you said "Lions Club"... |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1697 |
Try to remember- Avoid that "Deer in the headlights" thing. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
1698 |
So what’s the worst that can happen? They eat you alive? |
1.2278 |
0.06483 |
79 |
67 |
6 |
6 |
1699 |
They're gonna love you. Just keep it tasteful. |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
1700 |
Mention how much you loved The Lion King. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1701 |
Just find some common ground |
1.2277 |
0.04194 |
101 |
78 |
23 |
0 |
1702 |
Just convince them they can extend their lives with a Vegan diet. |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1703 |
Imagine them in underwear. |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
1704 |
Imagine them dressed, with a latte in one hand and the Times in the other, and you'll do fine. |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1705 |
The audience seems quite excited to meat you tonight! |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1706 |
Bob, it's the circle of life. Just go. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1707 |
Don’t be too nervous, they will sense it and will then eat you alive |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1708 |
Open with that zany Siegfried and Roy story. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1709 |
Bill realized he forgot to invite the tigers and bears … |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1710 |
Go ahead. I'm right behind you. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1711 |
If you are that nervous, just image them all naked! |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1712 |
And now, the gnus. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1713 |
I think it might be ‘Where the Deer and the Antelope Play’. |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1714 |
What's wrong, dear? |
1.2273 |
0.04775 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
1715 |
Thanks for filling in George and don't worry, they had mimosas in the foyer. |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1716 |
What's the matter, cats got your tongue? Don't be nervous, they're gonna eat this up! |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1717 |
Make it short, lunch break comes next. |
1.2273 |
0.04775 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
1718 |
Don’t be nervous — they just ate. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1719 |
Our most blood-thirsty relative was Vlad the Impala. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
1720 |
This too shall pass |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1721 |
Beautiful Crowd 😁WE ASK JUST FOR 5 MINUTES TO LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET UP |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
1722 |
The caterer canceled… just tell them there’s no food at the reception! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1723 |
What’s the worst that could happen, you offend their pride? |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1724 |
This better be the best speech of your life. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1725 |
Did you give them those sleeping pills in the meat we gave them?.
Let's make this short and sweet |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1726 |
I don't get stage fright. I identify as a lion." |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1727 |
You have five minutes before the tranquilizers wear off. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1728 |
They’re going to eat you up”
“My thoughts exactly… |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
1729 |
Forget the opening joke about "the cat got your tongue."! |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1730 |
Make it VERY fast. |
1.2264 |
0.04084 |
106 |
82 |
24 |
0 |
1731 |
What’s the worst that could happen- that you get eaten alive? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1732 |
Remember. If you end with a laugh, they may forget to eat you. |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
1733 |
Remember, you tell them what you’re gonna tell them, then you tell them, and then you run like hell. |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
1734 |
Knock 'em dead. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1735 |
Don’t be nervous, this congregation prays, not preys. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1736 |
Remember, don't linger on stage after finishing your talk. |
1.2262 |
0.04592 |
84 |
65 |
19 |
0 |
1737 |
I told you they dig standup. |
1.2262 |
0.04592 |
84 |
65 |
19 |
0 |
1738 |
Public speaking really shouldn’t be your biggest fear. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1739 |
It's okay. Go on! We've made sure they've already had plenty to eat. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1740 |
I said you were auditioning to cats, not auditioning for “Cats”. |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
1741 |
Go ahead, what could
possibly go wrong? |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1742 |
Don't let them single you out. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1743 |
Ok thanks for taking one for the team. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1744 |
If you just concentrate on talking about the health benefits of farm to table, you take us out of the food chain. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1745 |
Tough audience. Lean into your shared love of pride. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
1746 |
I thought you said there'd be lots of lines. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1747 |
Be careful not to insult their pride. |
1.2258 |
0.04359 |
93 |
72 |
21 |
0 |
1748 |
Now for the next announcement, please don’t kill the messenger … |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1749 |
Don't be shy, you are not the first.... |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
1750 |
Don’t worry — they’ll eat it up! |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
1751 |
If you show fear, the audience will eat you alive! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1752 |
I would ditch the line about all lions being meatheads |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1753 |
That "Captive Speaker" feeling |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1754 |
Remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them.... |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1755 |
The herd is behind you. Waaaaaaay behind you. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1756 |
Well, so far, so good! |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1757 |
They look like they’re hungry to hear what you have to say. |
1.2254 |
0.06713 |
71 |
60 |
6 |
5 |
1758 |
They ate before arriving |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1759 |
Don't worry, I don't see one headlight out there. |
1.2254 |
0.05382 |
71 |
56 |
14 |
1 |
1760 |
Don't mess up, they'll eat you alive |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1761 |
Remember to leave your audience wanting more. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1762 |
I got their attention, now you go in for the kill. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1763 |
If you're nervous, just picture them all in clothes. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1764 |
Things change. There’s no free lunch. Sell that. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1765 |
Go make our case. Remember you have the high ground! |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1766 |
They all came here for you. Don’t be nervous, you got this. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1767 |
Imagine they are all wearing pants. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1768 |
Either they love you, or they smell your fear. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1769 |
Just announce the winner
And RUN |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1770 |
Make 'em roar. |
1.2247 |
0.04449 |
89 |
69 |
20 |
0 |
1771 |
No need to mention the meet-and-greet following this. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1772 |
And the Emmy goes to:”King Of The Jungle “ |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1773 |
Don't worry, just pretend you're not naked." |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1774 |
Don't worry, it's just the Lions Club. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1775 |
A fishtale would
be purrfect. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1776 |
I guess I shouldn't say 'Break a leg.' |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
1777 |
Go ahead, Bob. Whatever you say, I'm sure the audience will eat it up. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1778 |
So with the giraffe's sudden health crisis, it looks like you're now our keynote speaker. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1779 |
Believe me! This audience is hungry for this kind of thing |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
1780 |
Relax, they’re really excited to see you! |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
1781 |
Just think, if you can survive this audience… |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1782 |
Of course we have security around the stage. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1783 |
Maybe don’t sing “The Lion Creeps Tonight”. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1784 |
Lion de outing antelope by Henri Rousseau |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1785 |
Before you read the list of those who can no longer work from home, let me exit stage right! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1786 |
We should skip the meet and greet. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1787 |
Make it Quick!!!! |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1788 |
They are only hungry for your words. |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
1789 |
'Might I say, we've never had such a receptive audience.' |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
1790 |
Don't be nervous. That's why you got your master's in communication. |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
1791 |
Enough with the flop sweat; with that material you're gonna slay 'em, kill 'em, knock 'em dead! |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1792 |
Calling your facts, ‘Bullet Points’? No.
‘Sound Bites’? Definitely NO! |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1793 |
Don't worry sweetie, an electric fence was installed just in case |
1.2235 |
0.04546 |
85 |
66 |
19 |
0 |
1794 |
Remember, be brief, be brilliant, and mostly, be gone. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
1795 |
Remember...this kind of audience wants blood. |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1796 |
I thought "lion's den" was a figure of speech. |
1.2235 |
0.04844 |
85 |
67 |
17 |
1 |
1797 |
Discuss the advantages of a vegeterian diet |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1798 |
They will roar when you finish . |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1799 |
Are you here for the Predators Anonymous meeting? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1800 |
You won’t get “eaten alive,” don’t be dramatic. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
1801 |
They're not such a tough crowd if you just picture them clothed. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1802 |
What drew you to my office? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1803 |
Skip the lions & tigers & bears part |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1804 |
You’re probably only gonna get one shot at this, so make it count! |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1805 |
This takes stage fright to new heights. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1806 |
Don't be nervous. An old trick is to picture them with clothes on. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1807 |
Tough crowd tonight ! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1808 |
Tough crowd. If you’re not careful they’ll eat you alive. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1809 |
It'll be fine! They're obviously hungry for you. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1810 |
Your funny. Don’t worry. You’ll have them roaring. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1811 |
Just visualize them all as naked. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1812 |
Fear of public speaking? Are you joking? |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1813 |
You tell them the winner is "The WOMAN King"... |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1814 |
Just change the refrain to ‘Home, home on the range / where the lions and the antelope play’ - it’ll kill! Or… maybe they will. Either way, the show’ll be memorable. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1815 |
Relax, I have a feeling they’re going to eat this up. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1816 |
Be ready for a quick getaway |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1817 |
Just picture them with their clothes on. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
1818 |
Leave out that part about being a 'seasoned professional' |
1.2222 |
0.06086 |
81 |
68 |
8 |
5 |
1819 |
You got this Joe! |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1820 |
You’ll have them eating out of your hand in no time. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1821 |
Afraid? Just picture them with clothes on. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1822 |
Just picture everyone full. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1823 |
You'll be fine. You won't find a more receptive audience. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1824 |
It's okay, this is the Vegan group. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1825 |
For our final number we will sing The Circle of Life. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1826 |
Go on, Don...Tell them that the FDA has determined that antelope meat causes erectile dysfunction."
reeniewalsh@gmail.com |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
1827 |
OK, the naked part is true. But the rest is irrational stage fright. You got this. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1828 |
Just pretend them to be vegetables. You are gonna be great! |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1829 |
Don't do the mosh pit thing with this crowd. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1830 |
Lions don't know from homophones. Cut the "Pray, Pray, Pray" section. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1831 |
I heard they came for Gisele. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1832 |
Be sure to tell them that vegan is great -- for the environment, I mean. |
1.2222 |
0.05663 |
99 |
84 |
8 |
7 |
1833 |
Stick to the mane points and keep them hungry for more |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1834 |
HEY! Someone swapped my speech with this menu! |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1835 |
Good luck on your presentation,"Vegetarianism for Carnivores". |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
1836 |
Put a lot of emphasis on how important it is to be a vegan. |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1837 |
The nearest exit is stage right. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
1838 |
I hope they like me... |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1839 |
Just tell them some of your killer jokes. We’ll be miles away by then. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
1840 |
This will be your fleeting moment of fame. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1841 |
Recovering Carnivore Convention |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
1842 |
Remind them of horn indigestibility |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1843 |
I’d say ‘break a leg’, but you might need all of the ones you’ve got. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1844 |
I understand. For some people, public speaking is their worst nightmare. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1845 |
In the event of emergency your nearest exit may be behind you. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1846 |
Don’t worry — Only rarely do the new faculty get eaten alive. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1847 |
I think they are eating it up! |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1848 |
Just visualize them all as stuffed and mounted on a wall. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1849 |
Pretend they're naked! |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1850 |
You're going to do great, just think of them as a sea of shrubs. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1851 |
Speak softly and prepare your exit! |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1852 |
If you go out there and break a leg, they eat you. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1853 |
It's okay. Remember, we scheduled your speech AFTER lunch. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1854 |
Don't worry. They'll pay attention to you. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1855 |
I think this all worked out much better with the penguins . |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1856 |
You’ll be fine. We have the same elaborate security system used by Siegfried und Roy |
1.2209 |
0.06055 |
86 |
73 |
7 |
6 |
1857 |
Look, they all signed the "I am now a vegetarian" pledge but I'd keep an eye out for backsliders.
"" |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1858 |
Don't forget to promote the buffet. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1859 |
Don’t worry, you just have to keep them engaged until dinner. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1860 |
Remember, when you finish your remarks, back away from the podium slowly, don't run! |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1861 |
Relax! Remember, they can smell fear. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1862 |
No, I love your speech. I just have to run home for second. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1863 |
Keep it quick. |
1.2209 |
0.04500 |
86 |
67 |
19 |
0 |
1864 |
Don't worry, they only roar with laughter here. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1865 |
You’re going to be just fine. And don’t worry, they all signed a waiver. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1866 |
Don't worry, you'll do fine. It's not like they will eat you. |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
1867 |
You Can't
Read ??? |
1.2208 |
0.04758 |
77 |
60 |
17 |
0 |
1868 |
Open with a joke...like 'Is it hot in here or am I lion?' |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
1869 |
Just imagine them in clothes. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
1870 |
Tell the one about the orangutan and the frog... |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
1871 |
Focus on your material, not on your audience. |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
1872 |
...this could have been an email. |
1.2208 |
0.06303 |
77 |
65 |
7 |
5 |
1873 |
Just read why they should eat more chicken, Vera. I’ll take it from there. |
1.2208 |
0.05104 |
77 |
61 |
15 |
1 |
1874 |
Will they understand the concept of Diversity Equity and Inclusion? |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
1875 |
You'll do fine.
Just don't make any sudden moves. |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
1876 |
I don’t care: you decide. But either way, it’s got to be stage left or stage right, and now! |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1877 |
Just tell them how forest diversity benefits everyone equally. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1878 |
Be congenial, but not too appealing. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1879 |
Go ahead- you’ll be Grreat! |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1880 |
Don't be nervous. Pretend they've just eaten. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1881 |
Quick! Close the curtain. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1882 |
You are going to do great; you've got that animal magnetism. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1883 |
You'll be fine. I mean you're wearing your Rotting Meat Cologne. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1884 |
I'm sure they will be interested in your Vegan recipes. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1885 |
Imagine your audience of captive carnivores clothed. |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
1886 |
You can't give up now, you'll hurt their pride! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1887 |
Go ahead.. We got a cease and desist order. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1888 |
But I only have to outrun you. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1889 |
Go on, honey. They don’t bite. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1890 |
Don’t worry, they’re hungry for your content. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1891 |
My therapist assured me it’s okay to be vulnerable. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1892 |
Yes, in most other cases I agree in presenting in person is better than zoom. |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
1893 |
Just follow the script and you'll have them eating right out of your hand. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1894 |
Stop thinking of their eyes as the headlights of a car. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1895 |
You're next on the menu, uh, I mean agenda. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1896 |
Imagine them clothed - every single one of them in a "Mamma wuvs Pussykins" handknit sweater. |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
1897 |
Just pretend they're all hairless. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1898 |
Go with it. You'll have 'em roaring." |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1899 |
You've got this! They're suckers for antelope jokes! |
1.2195 |
0.04599 |
82 |
64 |
18 |
0 |
1900 |
I don't think the underwear trick is gonna work this time. |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
1901 |
You better start by telling them you’re high in cholesterol |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1902 |
I know it's scary, but just try to imagine them all wearing suits and ties |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1903 |
Last words |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1904 |
You go hard on the pro-vegan pitch and I’ll get an Uber just in case.” |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1905 |
Just say Barbenheimer |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1906 |
« Oh deer » |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1907 |
They’re hungry to know more. |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1908 |
Stay calm. They smell fear. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1909 |
Remember: they’re more scared of you than you are of them. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1910 |
It helps if you picture them all as rugs. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1911 |
Don’t forget to thank those who couldn’t be here today. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1912 |
You’ve spoken at a PTA meeting before, so you should be fine. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
1913 |
Relax and just imagine everyone is clothed. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1914 |
This crowd's gonna eat you up. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1915 |
don't worry, everyone is nervous the first time they give a LEO talk |
1.2192 |
0.06244 |
73 |
61 |
8 |
4 |
1916 |
They were fed before they were seated. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1917 |
If it’s any help, they’re already picturing you in your underwear. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1918 |
Don’t make any sudden moves |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1919 |
Don’t worry. It’s not like you’re being fed to the lions! |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1920 |
Picture them with an underbite. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1921 |
Relax. You’re giving the AFTER dinner speech. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
1922 |
Worse, the guy on the left is dating my ex. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1923 |
After our employee presentation of Shareholders Eat Last, we will leave promptly. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1924 |
Perhaps it's time to release the rabbits. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1925 |
If you show any nervousness, this audience will eat you alive. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1926 |
Don't worry; you're the after-dinner speaker. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1927 |
Wrap it up. We're about to break for lunch.... |
1.2188 |
0.05774 |
96 |
82 |
7 |
7 |
1928 |
...And when you're done, walk slowly toward the exit. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
1929 |
Just picture the audience wearing collars. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1930 |
Just blame bears and their market. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1931 |
I’ve got to run, but thanks for filling in, Steve. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1932 |
Just try to picture them in their underwear. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1933 |
If you get nervous, just look at that one in the second row with the huge erection. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1934 |
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you..there will be an eat and greet after your speech. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
1935 |
The "Antelopes" buttering up their unfriendly crowd sang, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." |
1.2184 |
0.06210 |
87 |
75 |
5 |
7 |
1936 |
Just imagine that they are all hanging on the wall of some rich guy's game room. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1937 |
Okay, some bad news...the flier misspelled stakeholders meeting. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1938 |
What did you expect at the MGM Theater? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
1939 |
Imagine them clothed. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1940 |
After closing remarks there will be heavy h’ors d’oeuvres on stage |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1941 |
Relax…You got this! Their gonna just eat you up! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1942 |
I told you the title should've been 'How to Help the Antelope' not 'How to Serve the Antelope'" |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1943 |
It helps if you just picture all of them naked. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1944 |
No worries, they all checked the vegetarian option. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1945 |
Don't worry you won't forget your Lions! |
1.2179 |
0.06228 |
78 |
66 |
7 |
5 |
1946 |
They're gonna eat me alive out there" |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
1947 |
Let's keep it short; the audience is starving |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1948 |
Imagine they're all naked dogs. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1949 |
Just imagine them in their underwear. And not chasing you. Or tearing you limb from limb. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1950 |
Just be yourself. The audience are going to eat it up. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1951 |
Maybe don’t break a leg on this one |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
1952 |
Everyone’s nervous for their first Pride! |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1953 |
I knew we should have worked on our disappearing act! |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1954 |
I believe Zoom would be the right option for this audience. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1955 |
Don't stare at them. Make them laugh with the kind of comedy they'll eat up. |
1.2178 |
0.04361 |
101 |
80 |
20 |
1 |
1956 |
Don't worry-your "Top Ten Ways A Vegan Diet Can Improve Your Life" will win them over! |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1957 |
The more you wait, the hungrier they get. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1958 |
You go first. Don't be nervous. |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1959 |
This isn’t the pride event I thought it would be. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1960 |
Good thing they just ate. |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1961 |
Start with your inter-species tolerance theory. They'll be asleep in five minutes. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1962 |
It doesn't matter what you say, they're going to eat you alive! |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1963 |
In this case, I'm not sure that's what being a "lionized author" really means. |
1.2174 |
0.05002 |
69 |
54 |
15 |
0 |
1964 |
Look at it this way - at least you have a very attentive audience! |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1965 |
Go ahead. Just don’t say anything about Leo’s wife. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1966 |
Trust me, your speech is to die for |
1.2174 |
0.05747 |
92 |
78 |
8 |
6 |
1967 |
Nothing to worry about. You've got a killer audience. They'll eat you up. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1968 |
Don't be scared, the last one left them hungry for more. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1969 |
: “Just imagine them all naked….Wait” |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1970 |
Dude, I gotta run but thanks for stepping in for me |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1971 |
When I signed up for this, I didn’t know I was going to be part of the circle of life |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1972 |
Remember, you’re leaps and bounds better than they are. |
1.2169 |
0.05950 |
83 |
70 |
8 |
5 |
1973 |
Avoid the phrase- Getting to the meat of the situation |
1.2169 |
0.04863 |
83 |
66 |
16 |
1 |
1974 |
Read it out: "Stop eating us!" Then run! |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1975 |
Remember, they're here for the dumb zebra jokes. |
1.2169 |
0.04551 |
83 |
65 |
18 |
0 |
1976 |
0k now don't say something racist this time. |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
1977 |
Just start with the vegan diet and how it promotes longevity. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1978 |
You said I was a confident speaker!
Sorry I was lion. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1979 |
Go ahead, they look very interested in your "Cantelope, not Antelope" talk. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1980 |
Um, remember when I said, "always leave them hungry for more"? |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1981 |
Oh darling, thanks for replacing me last minute. Now I really have to go. I'm sure you'll do great! Bye! |
1.2169 |
0.06192 |
83 |
71 |
6 |
6 |
1982 |
Lead with the fact you carry anthrax |
1.2169 |
0.05950 |
83 |
70 |
8 |
5 |
1983 |
Go ahead. The audience is starving for you! |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1984 |
Thank you all for inviting me…but I’ve really got to run now |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1985 |
Hmmm. Maybe don’t break a leg. |
1.2165 |
0.05528 |
97 |
82 |
9 |
6 |
1986 |
Not to worry. They went to town on the hor d’ouevres. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1987 |
don't be afraid,they are not gonna bite you |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
1988 |
Just look out and imagine that they are all naked…and vegetarians |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1989 |
Go on, it'll be alright. Start with a joke. |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
1990 |
Just remember, they're here for the meat -- of your presentation. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
1991 |
Relax! Running and chasing are not allowed in the theater. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1992 |
Don’t worry Fiona, you’ve got a captive audience. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1993 |
The good news is it's all sold out. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
1994 |
Relax, you'll have them roaring in no time. |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
1995 |
Just remember that they’ve already had lunch. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
1996 |
And finally, we will share with you a variety of predation avoidance strategies. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
1997 |
What do you mean "dinner and a show?' |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
1998 |
For those of you who have a diminished sense of smell, let me introduce myself. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
1999 |
You just have to run faster than me. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
2000 |
Did you hear the question, senator? |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2001 |
I didn't realize you booked me at a PLI |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
2002 |
Don’t leave the audience hungry. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2003 |
We’re calling it, “Dinner Theatre”. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2004 |
Think of it as the call of the wild with a PowerPoint presentation. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2005 |
Let them know that hippos have more meat on them. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
2006 |
Trust me, they’re gonna eat it up. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2007 |
Don't worry, they won't blame you for the food rationing. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2008 |
Go on. Don't be nervous. They'll eat you up! |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2009 |
You've got this. Just picture them stuffed and hanging on Elon Musk's walls. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2010 |
I know, you feel like a Lakers Girl |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2011 |
I don’t know what you read, but they sure look captivated. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2012 |
Relax, just imagine the audience is hairless. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2013 |
Just imagine the audience without any teeth...you'll be fine |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2014 |
If your policy is that good, then the audience shouldn’t matter. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2015 |
Just blame all their problems on the zebras. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2016 |
No, you step up to the podium |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2017 |
Are you sure this is the vegan convention ? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2018 |
Now go out there and kill’m! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2019 |
Try to go short—it’s almost lunch. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2020 |
And now our contest winner will read her prize entry, 'On Becoming a Vegan. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2021 |
Straight from your top ten prey list,needing no further introduction… |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2022 |
Nonsense. The audience will LOVE you! |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2023 |
Don't worry, you'll be fine. They're all on board with 'Make the Jungle Great Again'. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2024 |
Just say...'And in closing. ...' |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2025 |
Just picture them all in their underwear…and in cages at the zoo. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
2026 |
Don’t worry, a roar of approval means you’re doing well! |
1.2152 |
0.04653 |
79 |
62 |
17 |
0 |
2027 |
Dont worry, we're not in season |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2028 |
I probably would have memorized it but I doubt anyone will notice. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2029 |
Calm down! Why do you think we scheduled you after lunch? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2030 |
Seems to be an interested audience. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2031 |
Just imagine them all furless... |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2032 |
they'll understand they're bi lingual |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2033 |
I'll be out back with the engine running |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2034 |
They're eating it up! |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2035 |
It is okay, you can do this. They are all cowardly lions, like from the Wizard of Oz. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2036 |
In extremis, do speak about the elephant in the room! |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
2037 |
We're faster than them, but watch the sneaky lioness stage right. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2038 |
Go ahead, they're all ears |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
121 |
98 |
20 |
3 |
2039 |
Just don't say, "We'll break for lunch," and we'll be okay. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2040 |
Just imagine them naked... and fully fed |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2041 |
Take one for the team |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2042 |
We came to the wrong theater. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2043 |
It’s not like I’m throwing you to the lions… |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2044 |
Picture them all naked. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2045 |
Just imagine them wearing underwear. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2046 |
Ladies first. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
2047 |
Mass alike! |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2048 |
Do impress on the benefits of being vegan. Don’t mention the dates of hunting season. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2049 |
Break the ice with "Hakuna Matata! In our language, that means, 'Holy shit! It's a lion!'" |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
2050 |
No need to overstate the obvious. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
2051 |
Go on. I read audiences are most receptive right before lunch. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2052 |
Just hope the fourth wall is real. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
2053 |
By all means,let them know there will be snacks available in the lobby. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2054 |
Don't worry! You're a great speaker! They'll eat it up! |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2055 |
Lions & tigers & public speaking, oh my! |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2056 |
Really? I hadn’t noticed. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2057 |
They're gonna eat this up. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2058 |
They’ll eat it up” was a bad choice of words but you got this |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2059 |
I forgot to mention this is a Pride event |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
2060 |
Just imagine them on unicycles wearing tutus. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2061 |
I wouldn't use the word "taste." |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2062 |
Don’t be nervous. They won’t bite. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2063 |
Don’t be nervous. They’re a very receptive audience. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2064 |
Try picturing them wearing clothes. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2065 |
You've got the lion's share of information and their eating it up. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2066 |
Ok now, you'll be ok if you dont panic and run off stage |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2067 |
This the toughest room I've ever worked. |
1.2133 |
0.04762 |
75 |
59 |
16 |
0 |
2068 |
My friend here would like to share his ideas on a new vegetarian contract |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2069 |
Trust me, they'll savor every word! |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
2070 |
Get this right or this audience will eat you alive! |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2071 |
Don’t worry, they are all supporters of the #MeGnu movement. |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
2072 |
...this was supposed to be a meet and great, not just a meat. |
1.2133 |
0.06379 |
75 |
64 |
6 |
5 |
2073 |
No need to be so nervous. I don’t think they’re going to be very interested in what you say. |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
2074 |
How did I fall prey to this? |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2075 |
Don’t be nervous. The audience is ravenous for what you have to offer. |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2076 |
Don't show them what you're made of. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2077 |
Remember, just imagine they are all naked and you'll be fine. |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2078 |
And now for our next speaker, who will be discussing the benefits of vegetarianism. |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
2079 |
Just read it fast. |
1.2128 |
0.04244 |
94 |
74 |
20 |
0 |
2080 |
Go on, they'll love you. By the way, their president is inviting you for lunch after your presentation. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2081 |
Are you sure you want to do some crowd surfing now? |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2082 |
Don't worry! They'll all die laughing. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2083 |
It's a tough group. Start with a joke. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2084 |
Remember, no carnivore jokes. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2085 |
Break a leg! Or, uh - don't. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2086 |
Tell them it's a strictly vegan menu. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2087 |
Good luck. For this one though,don't break a leg! |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2088 |
Third row, two seats in, don’t let him
ask a question. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2089 |
Just stay calm and carry on? |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2090 |
Don't worry, buddy...you got this! They're gonna eat you up! |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2091 |
Call me paranoid, but I would skip the book signing in the lobby. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2092 |
Don't be nervous--they'll just eat you up! |
1.2125 |
0.04602 |
80 |
63 |
17 |
0 |
2093 |
just picture them gnu'd |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2094 |
Remember the Elks Club is tomorrow night. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2095 |
I told you I wouldn't throw you to the wolves |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2096 |
At least this means you're uncontested. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2097 |
Looks like you've got their attention.
I was worried their minds would be on lunch. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2098 |
Don’t worry, their lunch time isn’t for another hour. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2099 |
So cool you've been selected to lobby The Academy for diversity! |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2100 |
Look! Your audience is hungering for you. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
2101 |
Keep it short. They’ve got a banquet after this. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2102 |
Sound confident! |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2103 |
Go ahead and tell them, Dr. Lions at The National Institutes of Wild Animal Health found that cats eating a vegetarian diet live longer and have better sex lives too! |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2104 |
No worries, Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2105 |
Just imagine them all in clothes. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
2106 |
Announce the scheduled lunch break. I'm gonna duck out |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2107 |
Don't worry, this is not a meat and greet meeting. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2108 |
Just remember…if you are not at dinner, you are on the menu |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2109 |
They might be tired; the last speaker ran too long. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2110 |
I've never done a Pride event before. |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
2111 |
And now for a very quick announcement |
1.2121 |
0.05071 |
66 |
52 |
14 |
0 |
2112 |
It's not a script. It's a menu and we're on it. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2113 |
As soon as I announce we're breaking for lunch, run!" |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2114 |
Relax. They don't bite. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2115 |
Imagine them all with severe indigestion. |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
2116 |
Do you want to announce lunch, or should I? |
1.2121 |
0.05511 |
66 |
53 |
12 |
1 |
2117 |
Just imagine they are not primarily interested in your body. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2118 |
Just picture them without any teeth! |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2119 |
They’re hungry for something new. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2120 |
Welcome to Saturday night's Antelope Addiction
meeting. Joe here will read the 12 steps. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2121 |
Now go out there and give them a pitch they can really sink their teeth into! |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2122 |
Go on...you'll be fine! Identity politics is not a thing with this crowd. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2123 |
Remember, just open yourself up and show some vulnerability. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2124 |
Go on, just picture them naked. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2125 |
You'll be fine...just imagine them if they were wearing underwear! |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2126 |
Don't let them see you sweat. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2127 |
Just visualize them as naked. . . and vegan |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2128 |
Your the key note speaker and dinner. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2129 |
Well, Yes. For them this is what they call a stag night. Now break a leg! |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2130 |
Due to unprecedented interest, we are canceling game night. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2131 |
Don’t worry, you’ll be great. They’ll eat it right up. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2132 |
Do not invite any audience members onstage. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2133 |
I think you should eliminate the line, " Feel free to help yourself to snacks after the program". |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2134 |
They always look hungry |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
2135 |
Just remember: whatever you do, don't break a leg. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2136 |
Remember, no discouraging words. These guys ain't deer. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2137 |
Open with the joke about the cat who died from eating raw meat. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2138 |
Just stay on script - they'll eat it up! |
1.2118 |
0.04458 |
85 |
67 |
18 |
0 |
2139 |
Just imagine them all dressed! |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2140 |
Don't forget to plause for a paws. I mean pause for the claws. Dammit! You know what I mean. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2141 |
Deep breaths, you already appeal to their senses. Now, make them roar. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2142 |
Don’t worry! They want to love you! |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2143 |
Let us prey. |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
2144 |
I don’t think that “Imagine them naked” idea is going to work here. |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
2145 |
Be sure to add that we did not help choose the award winner. |
1.2113 |
0.04879 |
71 |
56 |
15 |
0 |
2146 |
Rekax, they're already naked. |
1.2113 |
0.06628 |
71 |
61 |
5 |
5 |
2147 |
Just make sure to get to the mane point |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
2148 |
According to this recently implemented revision in zoning codes, you are no longer permitted in areas where the deer and the antelope play. |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
2149 |
Try starting with: 'Popcorn's on me!' |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2150 |
Remember, it's all about the non-verbals. |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
2151 |
Don't worry, your fear of public speaking will be overshadowed by your fear of lions. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
2152 |
You’re going to kill it out there, I promise. |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
2153 |
Picture them all full. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2154 |
Say whatever you want. They're your captive audience. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2155 |
Don't be so scared! Just picture them all naked. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2156 |
Keep reading! Keep reading! It's coming to the lunch hour. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2157 |
Relax. They've all signed the 'I Promise Not to Eat the Speaker' card. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2158 |
Just imagine they’re naked and have just been fed. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2159 |
Relax. They only eat locally-sourced meat, and you flew in from Cleveland. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2160 |
My advice? Imagine them with clothes on. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2161 |
Good luck with your presentation on the benefits of vegetarianism. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2162 |
Just don't stumble over the lions. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2163 |
They've been fed a catered lunch. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2164 |
So I said to Noah, "Not today, pal!" |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2165 |
Just remember: Speak from your heart, not your fear. |
1.2105 |
0.06016 |
76 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
2166 |
Perhaps open with that joke about an antelope telling a joke to a room full of lions. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
2167 |
Are you sure they said on the program and not on the menu? |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
2168 |
Don’t worry sweetheart. They already had lunch. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
76 |
60 |
16 |
0 |
2169 |
Just remember to end with, "All we are saying is give peace a chance." |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
2170 |
I truly hope, Gazella, that this will help you overcome your fear of speaking in public. |
1.2105 |
0.06016 |
76 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
2171 |
Pretend they are in their underwear. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2172 |
Just picture everyone declawed |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
2173 |
Don't mention you're delicious. |
1.2105 |
0.06016 |
76 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
2174 |
Try not to break the fourth wall |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
76 |
60 |
16 |
0 |
2175 |
Don’t worry, they’d never pounce on you in public |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2176 |
It’s normal to have stage fright. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2177 |
I'm going to be honest Ted, you're going to be eaten alive out there. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2178 |
Go - on, they won't bite! |
1.2099 |
0.04553 |
81 |
64 |
17 |
0 |
2179 |
...And by hungry I meant attentive. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2180 |
Just say they all won, then let's get the hell out of here. |
1.2099 |
0.06013 |
81 |
69 |
7 |
5 |
2181 |
Just try to imagine they have clothes on |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2182 |
According to the internet, an auditorium of lions is sure to be captivated by your views on vegetarianism. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2183 |
Thank goodness you're going on after lunch. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2184 |
Pretend that they're all naked. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2185 |
Don't worry. They're happy to see you. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2186 |
Don’t worry - they just got back from the chicken buffet lunch |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2187 |
Remember, use your "I'm not food voice" and end with "FIRE!" |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2188 |
Don't worry--they're vegan. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2189 |
Go ahead, Daniel. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2190 |
Don't worry. You'll knock them out when you sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2191 |
I get this funny feeling we’re in the wrong theater. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2192 |
And now, let us prey. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2193 |
Just imagine they are all dressed. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2194 |
It’s always good to start with a joke. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2195 |
Before you begin, do you mind reminding everyone lunch is not provided? |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2196 |
Just imagine them in the headlights” |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2197 |
I don't think they are here to listen to your speech on the impacts of climate change." |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2198 |
Just pretend they're all in their underwear. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2199 |
You’ll do fine. Just believe that you can run faster than me. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2200 |
They will just eat you up. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2201 |
Relax. What's eating you? |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2202 |
Just envision all of them naked.
Oh they are naked. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2203 |
You go ahead, don't lope, I'll be somewhere outside. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2204 |
Just picture them as herbivores. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2205 |
It's a great speech. They'll eat it up. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2206 |
Don't worry. As a TED talking "thought leader," you can brainwash them into believing that herbivory is the only way. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2207 |
Whatever you do, when you go out there, don't mention dinner at all in your lecture. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2208 |
If it'll help calm your nerves, they've all been fed |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2209 |
Relax, they are from Oz. You got this! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2210 |
Just keep them amused until I get a few blocks away |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2211 |
deer in headlights |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2212 |
DON'T break a legmom |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2213 |
We come to you in peace… |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2214 |
Tell them about the desert about to be served |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2215 |
Hey, so they’re going to eat you alive… |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2216 |
Welcome to Overeaters Anonymous |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2217 |
Welcome to our inaugural Emotional Support Animal Conference 2023 |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2218 |
Don't be nervous,just picture them all naked! |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2219 |
Maybe Darwinism isn’t the best topic for this demographic . |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2220 |
You won't have to wait for reviews of your speech - they'll either applaud you or eat you. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
2221 |
We’re kudus, not ku-don’ts. |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2222 |
Don’t worry, you will have them eating from your hand in no time! |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
2223 |
This may be a bad time to say this, but I'm sleeping with your wife |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
2224 |
And the winner is......Mr Lion! |
1.2088 |
0.04284 |
91 |
72 |
19 |
0 |
2225 |
Did you say "pray" or "prey?" |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2226 |
This just in. Gazelle meat causes cancer. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2227 |
It’s not as scary if you picture them all wearing underwear. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2228 |
I’ve been cheating on you. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2229 |
Don't be nervous. This audience is just gonna eat you right up. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2230 |
They ate before they came |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2231 |
Larry, you're neither old nor unusually weak. So don't worry. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2232 |
Remember, they're all naked. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
2233 |
Go ahead. Tell them you're riddled with disease, and you're accepting contributions. |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2234 |
Just picture them naked, declawed and toothless. |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
2235 |
My advice? Don't give the audience what they want. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2236 |
Don’t worry, you’ll have them eating out of your hand. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2237 |
Tough crowd tonight. Skip over the feline jokes. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2238 |
I know you are nervous. Try imagining them all naked. |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
2239 |
Hope you know your lions. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
2240 |
I thought you said it was a pre-dating seminar |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2241 |
Go on. It’s a full house. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2242 |
Come on! They'll just eat it up. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2243 |
Trust me on this one- you don't want to whip this crowd into a frenzy. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2244 |
I wouldn't start with "Can I have your attention, please?" |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2245 |
Don’t worry. The luncheon isn’t until 1:30pm. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2246 |
Thanks for filling in. Our original speaker didn’t make it. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2247 |
just picture them as vegetarians! |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2248 |
Before we start today's presentation, let's have a little icebreaker. Everyone shout out your favorite food. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2249 |
Keep it short. They get hungry |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2250 |
And now here's George - who will be talking about his recent struggles with weight gain. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2251 |
Remember, it's not as bad as the headlights. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2252 |
Don’t worry, they just look like lions |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2253 |
Relax, they keep Kosher and we’re Ungulates. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2254 |
Don't forget to mention 'a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh.' " |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2255 |
Start with a couple of jokes about humans |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2256 |
Don't worry, they're all genetically engineered vegans. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2257 |
They’re going to eat me alive out there. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
2258 |
I told you we should have done this speech after lunch. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2259 |
Don’t worry. It’s not like they’re Republicans. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
2260 |
No worries! You were great at Kiwanis. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2261 |
You'll be fine Thompson. It's the after-dinner speech. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2262 |
The award for research into feline leukemia, of which both the presenter and I have been exposed ... |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2263 |
Just imagine them in their undies. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2264 |
Make sure not to leave them wanting more. |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
2265 |
Picture them wearing clothes. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2266 |
Hey,Relax - They'll eat you up! |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2267 |
You'll do fine. Just don't make eye contact. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2268 |
It's okay. They've all been fed. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2269 |
Inspire, yes, but avoid the word 'savory' and above all, 'umami'. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2270 |
Relax, they’ve eaten. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2271 |
Just remember to talk about the Lion King. You will be fine. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2272 |
‘Keynote speaker’ means you’re the most important part. Like the main course of a dinner. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2273 |
What if they eat me alive? |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2274 |
‘Don’t worry it’s not as if they’ll eat you up alive.’ |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2275 |
It’s our last show, Karl. After tonight we can migrate. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2276 |
Just imagine that we are all relaxing around the waterhole. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2277 |
Trust me, they won’t notice how nervous you are. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2278 |
you always wanted a captive audience |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2279 |
Go out there and give them your Heart! |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2280 |
That won't work, they're already naked. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2281 |
Don’t be nervous; just imagine them all as herbivores. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2282 |
I have to get back to Washington. You’ve got this Kamala. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2283 |
No matter what, the crowd will be roaring at the end. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2284 |
No, “Why you should consider going vegan” is the perfect topic for this audience! Our species is counting on you! |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2285 |
Killer crowd tonight,right? |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2286 |
Don't forget to mention the name of the spouse of the cat-winner. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2287 |
Linda would like to make an offering. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2288 |
Remember, the line goes "How dare you"! |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2289 |
They already are naked |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2290 |
Imagine them bear. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2291 |
Just pretend that they are all fully clothed. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2292 |
I was just the opening act, you’re the main course. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2293 |
I’m pretty sure lunch was served beforehand. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2294 |
Careful. One mistake and they'll eat you alive! |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2295 |
Break a — er, never mind. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2296 |
Just picture them all naked…oh, wait. |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2297 |
Imagine them all without fur. |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
2298 |
Relax. Be yourself. They’ll eat you up. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2299 |
What, it isn't life or death! |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2300 |
Last but not least… |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
2301 |
It’s helpful to picture them stuffed and mounted.” |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
2302 |
Have no fear. They're just elk in lion's clothing. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2303 |
You're safe. Just remember you are the after dinner speaker. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2304 |
Go ahead and read your speech. Just relax. There are no headlights |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2305 |
They'll love you as long as you don't bolt. |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2306 |
I'll be outside the stage door with the motor running. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2307 |
For the final question, “Which one of us is faster?” |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
2308 |
I am sure they will find it all on good taste. |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
2309 |
We’ll next be getting married & having babies, which means more meals for you lions out there. |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2310 |
It’s okay, they’re just lions, not headlights. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2311 |
I’d be lion if I said you had nothing to fear! |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2312 |
Speaking at the Republican Convention might have been a bad call. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2313 |
Don’t worry, they’re all vaccinated! |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2314 |
Don't worry - can't be worse than headlights! |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2315 |
They're not threatening if you imagine them without their fur coats on... |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2316 |
It doesn't matter what you say. They're just checking out your body. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2317 |
You'd better leave now. It's almost time for their lunch break. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2318 |
You’re an AFTER dinner speaker for a reason. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2319 |
Remember,if you get nervous just imagine them all clothed. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2320 |
Don't worry. They're gonna eat this up. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2321 |
Sorry, I announced your talk in the wrong PRIDE magazine. |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
2322 |
I've heard it helps to picture them without their fur |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2323 |
Relax, they're not focused on your looks. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2324 |
Wow,what a turnout! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2325 |
Go on, they’ll eat it up! |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2326 |
Guaranteed to kill |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2327 |
Take the part out about "usually you normally see the white of my ass |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2328 |
No worries on crowd reaction, Chauncey. We were built to outrun them. |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
2329 |
Remember Not to ask for a volunteer from the audience. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2330 |
Don't give me the old Deer In the Headlights excuse |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2331 |
It is just a catnip shortage for a few months. They'll understand. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2332 |
They may all be carnivores, but just remember that you are the GOAT. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2333 |
You'll be fine. Just picture them all without their teeth. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2334 |
...and look how excited they are to see you! |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2335 |
Please for God's sake don't break a leg! |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2336 |
If reasoning with them doesn't work, I can try another approach...I mean we. |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
2337 |
That's all for today. Well I gotta run! |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2338 |
We are now going to read Noah's final list of successful applicants. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2339 |
Tough crowd, maybe go easy on the ‘You might be a lion if’ jokes tonight |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2340 |
No pressure. But you're the last speaker before the dinner break. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2341 |
Remind them there will be refreshments. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2342 |
Just go out there and speak from the heart. They’ll know your not lion |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2343 |
Actually, you are a goat! |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2344 |
Stick to the benefits of a plant-based diet, emphasize the flavor options, you'll have them salivating in no time. . |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2345 |
I’ll do it, but I’m not going to mention the Meet and Greet. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2346 |
Just picture them in clothes. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2347 |
After this final statement we will break for lunch |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2348 |
Careful...they'll eat you alive if you wound their pride. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2349 |
Don't worry. They already ate and are ready to be put to sleep. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2350 |
Don't worry; they already had lunch at the salad bar. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2351 |
If they don’t like it, you just have to outrun me |
1.2045 |
0.05636 |
88 |
75 |
8 |
5 |
2352 |
Don't be so nervous. I scheduled your talk after lunch. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2353 |
Its always hard to be the last speaker before lunch. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2354 |
Read it with feeling... like your life depended on it. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2355 |
I prey it goes well for you. hehe. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2356 |
You’ll be fine they’re all red meat intolerant. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2357 |
You're about to deliver a tasteful speech. Go ahead... |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2358 |
Don't break a leg and I mean it. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2359 |
Don't be nervous, just picture them in their underwear. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2360 |
Why is everyone looking at me like that? |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2361 |
Just imagine that they're wearing clothes. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2362 |
Just remember, fear and excitement feel the same. Of course, you can't smell excitement. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2363 |
No worries. I've got your back. |
1.2041 |
0.05419 |
98 |
84 |
8 |
6 |
2364 |
Go ahead, you know you can do it!
These are just a bunch of pussycats anyway!! |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2365 |
Try to relax. Just imagine there’re wearing clothes. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2366 |
Please be patient, there will be an unlimited buffet after the show. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
2367 |
Just remember, when you are finished, walk off very slowly. |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
2368 |
Tell them you share their hatred of hyenas and you alone will stop them from crossing into their lairs. |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2369 |
keep it short |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2370 |
B-b-but they'll eat me alive! |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2371 |
Relax! You’ll have them eating out of your hooves in no time. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2372 |
First, open up with a joke. |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2373 |
You'll do fine, Bob. The audience is roaring for more. |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2374 |
Who better than you to talk about Diversity & Inclusion? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2375 |
And remember, do NOT break a leg! |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2376 |
If you start to get afraid, try to imagine them choking on one of your bones. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2377 |
Oh...My! |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2378 |
You go first.
They look hungry. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2379 |
Remind them that snacks are available in the lobby. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2380 |
I'd open with a joke if I were you. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
2381 |
Oh Dear! It seems that We are the target audience |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2382 |
You'll be fine -- just imagine that they aren't wearing any clothes. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2383 |
You do the welcome and I'll do the after-dinner session. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2384 |
Just stay on your topic of the virtues of veganism and you'll be fine. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2385 |
Go on, don't be a gazelle in the headlights |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2386 |
You've got this! If you can make it here, you'll make it anywhere." |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
2387 |
Knock 'em dead. They'd do it to you. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2388 |
We reminded them there's dinner service |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2389 |
Stick with a vegetarian joke as an ice breaker |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2390 |
I think we’re in the wrong building. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2391 |
I’ll sing the part that goes, ‘I do run, run, run, I do run, run.’ |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2392 |
Be careful—say the wrong thing and they’ll eat you alive. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2393 |
Just put your best hoof forward. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2394 |
Careful, Wally, the cafeteria doesn't open for another hour. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2395 |
Go ahead. What's the worst thing that could happen? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2396 |
Okay, deep breath - then read the indictment. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2397 |
Sure, some Q&A is OK at the end but keep it to 5 minutes and have an escape plan or they will devour you. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2398 |
Who knew "Vegan = Fun" would attract such a lively crowd. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2399 |
Go ahead. Tell them the benefits of an all grass diet. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2400 |
You’ll be fine. Just picture them all naked. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2401 |
Hurry up, you're the early bird special. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2402 |
You'll be fine. Just open with a joke and know where the exits are. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2403 |
Good luck. I’ll be backstage in the panic room. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2404 |
Just picture them furless. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2405 |
You said Gay Pride not a Brave Pride. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2406 |
you wanted a captive audience... |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2407 |
Relax. You'll have them roaring |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2408 |
It's OK. They already had lunch. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2409 |
They're really quite friendly and can't wait to hear your talk. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2410 |
Don’t worry, what is the worst they could do to you? |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2411 |
Remember, roars are good here. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2412 |
Did the invite say “special guest appearance” or “special guest appetizer?” |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2413 |
You go ahead, I’ll be right here behind you. |
1.2025 |
0.06077 |
79 |
68 |
6 |
5 |
2414 |
I’d emphasize the antelope meat toxicity point. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2415 |
You better be good. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2416 |
Just imagine your audience hairless. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2417 |
Just imagine them all hanging in a bar as stuffed heads. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2418 |
Just think of them as big fans. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2419 |
Start with, ‘Let us all prey, on something other than me…’ |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2420 |
Tell them that we need just two for the Ark. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2421 |
„Just give me 2 minutes before you announce the winner“ |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2422 |
Don’t worry. They all ate a really big lunch. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2423 |
C’mon, where’s your pride? |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2424 |
Go out there and promote the long term health effects of a vegetarian diet |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2425 |
No worries - I've been assured they've all chosen the vegetarian option for lunch. |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2426 |
l |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2427 |
Good luck with your presentation on why eating antelopes cause cancer |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2428 |
We selected a challenging audience for you to practice your TED talk on vegetarianism. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2429 |
Don't worry. This is the after-dinner crowd. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2430 |
Don't be nervous, the opening act
is like an amuse bouche. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2431 |
A change on your program. We'll be eliminating the lunch break. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2432 |
Maybe not your home address. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2433 |
It’s always awkward being the after-lunch speaker |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2434 |
Permission to “leap forward” was meant figuratively. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2435 |
worst-case scenario, they will boo you |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2436 |
Just imagine they're all full from having eaten your family members. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2437 |
I can’t say that! The audience will eat me alive! |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2438 |
Believe in you! Everyone is after your insides. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2439 |
We probably should not have accepted the invitation as dinner guests. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2440 |
Now, remember...it's important to know your audience. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2441 |
I am woman, hear me roar? |
1.2022 |
0.04282 |
89 |
71 |
18 |
0 |
2442 |
Just kidding... don't break a leg |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2443 |
It's OK. Everyone feels like the audience is going to eat them. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2444 |
You'll be fine. Just don't get too close to the stage edge. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2445 |
When giving your speech, don't focus on the roaring crowd; remember, you are the G.O.A.T! |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2446 |
Don't be nervous, Tony. They're going to eat you up! |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2447 |
It’s not as if they’re going to eat you alive! |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2448 |
Be careful how you pronounce the word pray. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2449 |
Don't worry, they'll love you...one way or another. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2450 |
... and remember, we have danish and coffee in the lobby. |
1.2000 |
0.04650 |
75 |
60 |
15 |
0 |
2451 |
Just emphasize that going vegan is better for you and the planet |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2452 |
You got through a TED talk. You can get through this. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2453 |
You might want to rethink the 'Friends, Romans, Predators' intro. |
1.2000 |
0.05741 |
90 |
78 |
6 |
6 |
2454 |
If they grin, then run fast! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2455 |
Don't be nervous - they'll devour every word. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2456 |
Don’t be nervous just imagine them with no fur. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2457 |
I still say they should open the snack bar before the show. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2458 |
Get out there and give them all the reasons you are an inedible candidate. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2459 |
This is a killer audience. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2460 |
You'll be fine. Just pretend they are all naked. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2461 |
Go on, your talk will just put them all to sleep. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2462 |
Unfortunately, we didn't serve breakfast earlier today so the audience is famished....good luck... |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2463 |
What's the worst that could happen? |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
2464 |
Don’t be nervous they’re hungry for good content |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2465 |
It’s not the menu,
it’s just another indictment. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2466 |
Your speech is great, they'll eat you up. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2467 |
Come on be brave they wont bite you. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2468 |
The audience is very obedient and not hungry |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2469 |
Do you think they’ll notice the difference ? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2470 |
Cut the part about how delicious we are and you’ll be fine. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2471 |
Who booked this gig? |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2472 |
Maybe it would help to imagine them in their underwear? |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2473 |
Don't stutter. Show 'em who's the GOAT! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2474 |
What are you so worried about? They'll eat it up! |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2475 |
You don’t even have to imagine that they’re naked! |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2476 |
We always feed the rookies to the lions |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2477 |
Your confidence will convince them |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2478 |
I suppose this would be an inopportune time to say 'Break a leg'. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2479 |
At least they aren't in cars at night, dear. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2480 |
A gazellion ways to die. No pressure! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2481 |
It's just stage fright, they're not allowed to bite the speakers. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2482 |
Just pretend it’s a Ted Talk and they all love your books. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2483 |
No need to worry they aren't going to bite |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2484 |
seems like you got their attention |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2485 |
And the lucky winner will be having dinner with us. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2486 |
Umm…something feels off. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2487 |
Remember, in your head you're only speaking to one. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2488 |
Just picture them without their fur. It works every time! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2489 |
If they start salivating, run. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2490 |
Don’t worry. They’re all in recovery. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2491 |
Make sure you lionize them. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2492 |
You certainly have a captive audience! |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2493 |
Tell them there’s free food running through the lobby. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2494 |
Go on, Phil. If you don't convince them to go vegan now, you never will." |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2495 |
Why are they smiling?"
"I don't know, apparently there's free breakfast! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2496 |
Don't worry. They're all animal lovers. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2497 |
If I said I wasn't nervous, I'd be lion. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2498 |
Remember to speak slowly but run quickly. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2499 |
No, that's okay, you first... |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2500 |
Emphasize the vegetarian part of the diet. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2501 |
You thought the headlights were bad. |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
2502 |
The key is to convince them you are very tough. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2503 |
It'll be fine. I just heard the lion from the Times isn't coming 'til tomorrow. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2504 |
Dont worry. Audiences at pride events are really supportive. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2505 |
Remember, the audience wants you to succeed. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2506 |
Just picture them in their undercoats. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2507 |
This audience is primed; they're waiting with bated breath. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2508 |
Go on, they'll like you one way or another. |
1.2000 |
0.04240 |
90 |
72 |
18 |
0 |
2509 |
...and after the program, lions and lionesses, there will be vegetarian hors d'oeuvres and refreshments from the watering hole in the lobby. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2510 |
What can they do, eat you alive? |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2511 |
Tough crowd. They ate the last guy alive. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2512 |
Don't worry their just hungry for a good story. |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
2513 |
Just assure them that we come in peace. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2514 |
It’s OK, everyone’s a little nervous their first and last time. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2515 |
Relax, you're the after-lunch speaker. |
1.2000 |
0.04650 |
75 |
60 |
15 |
0 |
2516 |
Don't worry your suicide note is eloquent. |
1.2000 |
0.04650 |
75 |
60 |
15 |
0 |
2517 |
So, I'm supposed to tell them they're being replaced by artificial intelligence? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2518 |
Yes, their a hostile audience..... |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2519 |
And now, the remaining members of the Academy are pleased to present this year's "Catch Me, If You Can" Award |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
2520 |
Make the announcement and run like hell. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2521 |
Just read the speech like we practiced. But throw in the thing about the red dot too. They love that. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2522 |
The veggie burgers haven’t arrived yet |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2523 |
You’ll do great. I’ve never seen a hungrier audience. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2524 |
As we practiced, start with a good joke and you will have them roaring. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2525 |
We're going to have to talk to our agent again. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2526 |
Tell them the one about when a gazelle truck driver spotted a lion in his headlights. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2527 |
Relax, you've got an apex audience! |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2528 |
They are so precious. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2529 |
Try not to look tasty. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2530 |
You goat this babe! |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2531 |
Just go out there and be yourself! They'll eat you up! |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2532 |
C'mon, they won't bite. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2533 |
Just try to picture them all hairless. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2534 |
Don’t worry, you got this, just remember, you’re the GOAT |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2535 |
Go on, you can do it, your argument for friendship among all animals is going to be heard! |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
2536 |
The hunger games" lecture by G.Goa |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2537 |
Don’t worry - you’ll do great. I’ll be waiting right here, I promise. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2538 |
Just imagine they're all wearing muzzles. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2539 |
Just picture them eating you. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2540 |
The deer will be here in a minute. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2541 |
Just relax, no one's here to hurt you |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2542 |
Oh, don’t worry. They’re all from Detroit. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2543 |
I guarantee they will eat it up! |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2544 |
Just imagine them being naked... O, wait... |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2545 |
Remember: Speak as fast as you can
and we'll make a run for it! |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2546 |
Good luck! They’re going to eat you alive! |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2547 |
Go ahead and speak, they won't hurt you. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2548 |
They don’t look domesticated |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2549 |
Just picture them with no fur. And no teeth or claws. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2550 |
They love it when you start with a joke about the Serengeti! |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2551 |
Relax, just picture them naked... |
1.1977 |
0.05687 |
86 |
74 |
7 |
5 |
2552 |
Don't forget to mention you'll be available for a meet-n-greet in the lobby after your presentation. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2553 |
They won't bite. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2554 |
They look hungry for a good speech. |
1.1975 |
0.05937 |
81 |
70 |
6 |
5 |
2555 |
Don't worry, it's just stage fright! |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2556 |
And just a reminder that refreshments are in the lobby BEHIND you. |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
2557 |
Think positive. I saw them chowing down at the snack bar earlier. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2558 |
Go ahead. They won't eat you. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2559 |
Don't make eye contact . . . |
1.1975 |
0.04451 |
81 |
65 |
16 |
0 |
2560 |
Give them some red meat. |
1.1975 |
0.04451 |
81 |
65 |
16 |
0 |
2561 |
And you ask why I'm nervous? |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2562 |
It helps if you picture them without fur... |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2563 |
And the Buddy goes to…. |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
2564 |
Why so nervous? You're a great after-dinner speaker! |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2565 |
Just keep repeating to yourself "they have no fur". |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2566 |
Remember, we are counting on you to distract them. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2567 |
We gave appetizers before the speeches started, that'll keep the audience full till 9. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2568 |
It's scary for a Sagittarius to speak before a pack of Leos. |
1.1975 |
0.04451 |
81 |
65 |
16 |
0 |
2569 |
And for our next EDI speaker... |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2570 |
..man, they’re gonna eat us alive out there. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2571 |
Don't be nervous. Just picture them all with clothes on. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2572 |
They are going to eat us up! |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2573 |
Food is an entertainment |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2574 |
The audience seems to have worked up quite an appetite for your work. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2575 |
They’re hungry for content |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2576 |
They may eat you alive, but just wait until you hear that crowd roar. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2577 |
They say that they’re vegan, but I’d say they’re lion. |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2578 |
Don't show fear. The audience can pick up that, and they'll eat you alive! |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2579 |
They hunger for your.... |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
2580 |
Don't be afraid, just stand up there and read it. They're all from the Feline Vegetarian Association. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2581 |
Don't worry. They came directly from the all you can eat buffet. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2582 |
Remember no Lion King jokes |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2583 |
Ok, I know you're nervous but it will be over sooner than you think. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2584 |
No,no. It says, “Let us prAy.” |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2585 |
Fortunately, they're vegan. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2586 |
Relax, they are just anxious to learn more about becoming a Vegan |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2587 |
Relax! They will follow you |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2588 |
Just imagine them clothed. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2589 |
How wonderful you have their undivided attention. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2590 |
Don't worry, they don't bite. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2591 |
If it makes you feel better, just remember that this is an after dinner speech. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2592 |
Relax. Just imagine they're in their underwear. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2593 |
Just picture them all without their fur |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2594 |
I'll be backstage if you need me. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2595 |
Don't worry. You'll have them eating the palm of your hand. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2596 |
But if we put you in the 'after lunch' spot, they'll be sleepy. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2597 |
It’s OK, they’ve all eaten well by now. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2598 |
Oh go on, you act like you're walking into a lions den. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2599 |
Go on….It’s important that they hear about the benefits of vegetarian diet. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2600 |
Are you nuts with this speech!? They eat me alive! |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2601 |
Leave out the ending about "Let's continue this dialogue at dinner." |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2602 |
Step one of becoming a vegetarian is… |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2603 |
Be careful, its a red meat crowd if I have ever seen one. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2604 |
Don't be nervous, they're vegetarian. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2605 |
Don't be nervous, it's the Lion Vegan Society. Or was it the Lying Vegan Society. Now I'm not sure. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2606 |
Break a leg, don’t break a leg - either way, the audience is going to eat you alive” |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2607 |
C’mon Mark you’ll be fine. Believe me - underneath those furry costumes they’re all regular, kinky guys just like us I promise |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2608 |
Relax, you are going to do great. Just remember to appear larger and back away slowly at the end. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2609 |
You got this. Just picture them all as vegan. |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
2610 |
I'm telling you, they are not going to believe vegan tastes like meat. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
2611 |
Don't worry - they're too hungry to care. |
1.1970 |
0.04933 |
66 |
53 |
13 |
0 |
2612 |
And yes, they will eat you up. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2613 |
Don't be nervous they love having you here |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
2614 |
Just tell them you identify as a black bear. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2615 |
Skip the part about lunch being served after your talk. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2616 |
Well, ah, no....I think you are the captive audience. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2617 |
Go on...they're not going to eat you alive |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2618 |
You'll be fine - Just omit that last line where it says "Let us Pray" |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
2619 |
No, no, remember that you missed a letter 2 years ago, so you have to do it over again. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2620 |
Just imagine them all as vegans. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2621 |
One final announcement: The banquet is served in the lobby, not here on the stage. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2622 |
I would avoid the word 'Pray'--it sends mixed messages to the audience. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
2623 |
Just imagine them without their manes. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2624 |
I know what you’re all thinking. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2625 |
Start with a joke. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2626 |
They’d be lyin’. YOU are the g.o.a.t. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
2627 |
You're not, by any chance, in heat are you? |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2628 |
No worries, they checked their claws at the door. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2629 |
Be there! Will be wild! |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2630 |
It's perfectly natural to feel nervous your first time on stage. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2631 |
Remember - ethos, pathos, logos, oh fuck no. I’m out, good luck and see you when I see you. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2632 |
Ditch the Circle of life speech and go with your Noah’s Ark poem. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2633 |
Don't worry. I'll be right behind you.... |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2634 |
Keep your eyes off the guy in the second row. He's got headlights. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2635 |
Just say it’s a twenty-two way tie for first. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2636 |
Your speech is tasteful, so run with it. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2637 |
If you are nervous just imagine them all wearing clothes |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2638 |
They’re hungry for your…message. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2639 |
I’d prefer being thrown to the wolves. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2640 |
Just picture them in their underwear not tearing you to shreds. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2641 |
They look very interested in me. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2642 |
Just imagine they're vegetarians" |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2643 |
You'll be fine, they're ambush predators. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2644 |
You are prepared so go out there and slay them. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2645 |
And I’m sorry to say I tested positive for COVID a few minutes ago |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2646 |
They won't bite. They had free appetizers. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2647 |
If it doesn't go well, we'll toss them some squeaky toys." |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
2648 |
Bad luck going before lunch. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2649 |
Step up, they've already had dinner! |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2650 |
Don’t be nervous. Just pretend they’re all naked AND full. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2651 |
Go out there and slay 'em! |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2652 |
Just be yourself! They’ll eat you up! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2653 |
Don't be nervous. It's just dinner theater. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2654 |
Don't be nervous. Just pretend the audience is naked. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2655 |
Don't be nervous. What are they gonna do, eat you? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2656 |
If we are too good they'll eat us. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2657 |
Honey, you can't hide your those lion eyes |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2658 |
Just imagine they’re all purring house cats. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2659 |
They look like a tough crowd but trust me they’re going to eat up your act. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2660 |
Excellent, you have their attention. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2661 |
Relax. They only kill during a live Q&A. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2662 |
We are Tonight's Dinner! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2663 |
I think they are going to eat my speech up! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2664 |
They all hunger for your, ehm... wisdom! Go ahead! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2665 |
What's it going to be? Fight or flight? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2666 |
You're doing great. Just keep thanking them for joining our 'Just Say No to Meat Eating' support group.' |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2667 |
They look as if they're ready to eat me alive. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2668 |
Open with a Simba joke. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2669 |
Don't worry they are going to love you |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2670 |
Once you start they'll be all over you. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2671 |
Gotta take my kid to the dentist. You'll be fine. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2672 |
Cat got your tongue? Your spleen? Your small intestines? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2673 |
Go ahead, make ‘em drool! |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2674 |
Go ahead, they enjoy lamb laying with the lion jokes! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2675 |
« Don’t worry, we just made it as a protected species » |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2676 |
I highly doubt that you will persuade them to go vegetarian. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2677 |
Now, go out there and win their hearts as if your life depends on it! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2678 |
I forgot my speech, your FEEDback is to overwhelming |
1.1944 |
0.04697 |
72 |
58 |
14 |
0 |
2679 |
Don't dawdle. Just tell them the theater is on fire and then run like hell. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2680 |
Stop acting as if your life depended on this! |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
2681 |
I think you're trying to get rid of me |
1.1944 |
0.04697 |
72 |
58 |
14 |
0 |
2682 |
Remember, its supposed to be brutish and short. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2683 |
Ok, I'll be stage right, holding the door open, and the getaway car will be fully revved. Good luck |
1.1944 |
0.06141 |
72 |
62 |
6 |
4 |
2684 |
You might want to scratch out that, "survival of the fittest" suggestion. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2685 |
Now just remember -- fight,flight or freeze. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2686 |
They’re gonna eat you alive out there. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2687 |
That's way too much information. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2688 |
Go ahead, imagine they're all full. |
1.1944 |
0.04697 |
72 |
58 |
14 |
0 |
2689 |
Relax! They're going to love you. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2690 |
Find one friendly face in the crowd and pretend you are only talking to him. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2691 |
Don't forget the part about a balanced diet. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2692 |
It’s ok, they’re all on Ozempic |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2693 |
It’ll be okay, Winston. Just imagine they’re all defanged and declawed. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
2694 |
I guess the buck really does stop here! |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2695 |
Presenters usually open with something like, 'Hi. I'm So-and-so. Welcome to my hunTED talk.' |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2696 |
Imagine they're all herbivores. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2697 |
Don't worry, they support the arts. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2698 |
I thought my parents were here when you said there was pride in the audience. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2699 |
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HATES AMERICA |
1.1940 |
0.06464 |
67 |
58 |
5 |
4 |
2700 |
Cats. Just kitty cats. Excuse me, I left something in the car. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2701 |
Just remember, if you sing about them, they wont eat you. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2702 |
You'll be fine. Just don't make any sudden movements. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2703 |
You'll be fine. They all just ate at the buffet. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
2704 |
Don't worry, it's only a run-through. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2705 |
It's too late to learn your lines. I said you should learn your lions. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
2706 |
I feel more captive than the audience |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
2707 |
I’m not sure my talk in the benefits of a vegan diet will resonate with this audience |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
2708 |
Break a leg; you’ll have the crowd roaring. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2709 |
THATS your big finish? Man this crowd is gonna eat you alive |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2710 |
Don't be nervous - you're gonna slay 'em! |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2711 |
I thought we were speaking to our creditors, not our preditors. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2712 |
Whatever you do, don't appear too vulnerable. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2713 |
They may be physically intimidating, but remember that you're intellectually superior! |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
2714 |
I think you need to know where the emergency exits are more than they do. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2715 |
Picture them clothed. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2716 |
Something tells me you have more to worry about than just stage fright |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
2717 |
This is where your rhetorical skills come into play. .." |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2718 |
‘Trust me they’re just as nervous as we are’ |
1.1935 |
0.04119 |
93 |
75 |
18 |
0 |
2719 |
I'd go heavy on the Peaceable Kingdom theme,
or this crowd will eat you alive! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2720 |
Remember, as soon as you're done we leave the building. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2721 |
Just imagine you have no pants on |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2722 |
Imagine they’re just dandy lions. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2723 |
Break a leg! They're going to eat you up. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2724 |
I don't think 'Dinner's on the house' is quite the right announcement for us. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2725 |
Well try imagining them eating you in their underwear. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2726 |
Maintain eye contact. Your life depends on it.” |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2727 |
And the award for King of the Jungle goes to . . . |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2728 |
The cocaine will actually reduce their appetite,
so, no worries. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2729 |
Look... don't worry the audience will love you! |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2730 |
Just tell them the vegan lifestyle will make the planet safer for everyone. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2731 |
I thought you had to be vegan to get in here? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2732 |
Do you want to run the lions one more time? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2733 |
Daniel, don't think of it as a lions den: imagine they are all wearing just their undercoats. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2734 |
It’s ok in these circumstances to get stage flight |
1.1928 |
0.05803 |
83 |
72 |
6 |
5 |
2735 |
And to finish up, lions should not be our enemy |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2736 |
Remember, you're the victim. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2737 |
Be confident or they’ll eat you alive. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2738 |
Just picture them in their underwear. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2739 |
Remember the safe word is doe. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2740 |
Do you feel safe? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2741 |
Relax, they’ll eat you up. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2742 |
Just imagine they are all domesticated. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2743 |
Wow, talk about a hostile audience. They're going to eat you alive. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2744 |
We're not going to sing "Home on the Range," are we? |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2745 |
Go ahead it worked before, say "I've come before you today to report a particularly deadly virus being transmitted by gazelles at the Serengeti wet market." |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2746 |
Don't worry, you'll be fine. They can't eat you after all. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2747 |
Relax. They've been fed. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2748 |
Don't be nervous. It doesn't matter how prepared you are; they're still going to eat you alive. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2749 |
Your scholarship is impeccable. They’ll only rip you apart literally. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2750 |
Do this, and no more stage fright. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2751 |
Trust me. You can't miss with "Is everybody feline good tonight?" |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2752 |
Just don't bring up the recession. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |