Contest #864


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Maybe cut the line about following your instincts. 1.8326 0.02506 1087 477 315 295
1 The good news is that you have their full attention. 1.7254 0.02367 1056 497 352 207
2 You're reading too much into being called the 'dinner speaker.' 1.7132 0.01672 2280 1147 640 493
3 What do you mean I booked you at the wrong pride event? 1.7035 0.01906 1835 964 451 420
4 Be glad you're the AFTER dinner speaker. 1.7025 0.01808 1832 902 573 357
5 Just tell them why you've chosen to run. 1.6998 0.01788 1882 933 581 368
6 No worries. This is an after dinner speech. 1.6987 0.02260 1145 559 372 214
7 You got this! I'll wait in the car. 1.6889 0.02161 1347 698 370 279
8 Don't worry. They're probably still full from the keynote speaker. 1.6876 0.02014 1543 799 427 317
9 Relax, it's an after dinner speech. 1.6868 0.01841 1753 881 540 332
10 Actually, I was hoping to address the elephant in the room! 1.6828 0.02328 1157 604 316 237
11 I'd like to stay but I've got to run. 1.6827 0.02236 1122 549 380 193
12 It might help to picture them stuffed and mounted. 1.6820 0.01798 1799 900 571 328
13 When you said I would be addressing the Lions’ Club…. 1.6748 0.02301 1147 595 330 222
14 I highly doubt they’re still hungry after the last two speakers. 1.6680 0.02205 1268 671 347 250
15 Just remember, they are not a captive audience. 1.6667 0.02555 861 433 282 146
16 Show a little leg. They go wild. 1.6642 0.02358 1099 582 304 213
17 I think you misunderstood the meaning of pride week 1.6641 0.01785 1914 1013 531 370
18 Just picture them in their underwear. And in cages. 1.6625 0.02593 889 466 257 166
19 Don't worry, if they try anything, I'll distract them with the laser pointer. 1.6619 0.02247 1257 683 316 258
20 I'd lead with the Zebra joke. 1.6594 0.02279 1095 561 346 188
21 It's the Lions Club. What did you expect? Gophers? 1.6582 0.02200 1264 676 344 244
22 I thought it was the "other" Lions Club. 1.6473 0.02381 1066 576 290 200
23 Maybe don't start with "let us Pray..." 1.6416 0.02440 999 540 277 182
24 You go first, I insist. 1.6396 0.01897 1515 784 493 238
25 Maybe I shouldn’t have introduced you as a fresh up-and-comer. 1.6301 0.02330 1068 580 303 185
26 You'll give them plenty of food for thought. 1.6300 0.02309 1008 526 329 153
27 Kill the messenger is just a saying, Larry 1.6292 0.02312 1068 576 312 180
28 At least you don’t have to worry about keeping their attention. 1.6232 0.02228 1035 534 357 144
29 I just know you’ll leave them hungry for more! 1.6181 0.02401 927 492 297 138
30 Open with a great hyena joke. 1.6140 0.02285 1026 549 324 153
31 Yes, we do have to invite the winner on stage. 1.6134 0.02261 1076 584 324 168
32 Dinner theater 1.6090 0.02404 1005 565 268 172
33 The way they’re staring at me makes me feel like a piece of meat 1.6072 0.02285 1077 597 306 174
34 I really hate when I get the speaking slot just before lunch. 1.5954 0.02236 1048 572 328 148
35 I think we misunderstood Pride Event. 1.5940 0.02156 1399 854 259 286
36 I know. It's always tougher speaking before lunch. 1.5925 0.02103 1502 929 256 317
37 What did you think a Lions Club meeting is? 1.5886 0.02987 615 347 174 94
38 They'll eat it up!!! Don't worry! 1.5885 0.02306 1006 561 298 147
39 "They never miss a poetry feeding." 1.5871 0.02305 1085 629 275 181
40 I'll be backstage. Way backstage. 1.5865 0.02244 1035 572 319 144
41 Don't worry, 'lunch is provided' didn't mean you. 1.5849 0.02243 1036 574 318 144
42 It’ll be over before you know it. 1.5845 0.02185 1095 608 334 153
43 Try not to stumble. 1.5795 0.02368 925 516 282 127
44 It’s a pride event , you can’t cancel now it will be all over the news. 1.5791 0.02364 974 556 272 146
45 Thanks for stepping up to the plate. 1.5759 0.02291 1172 714 241 217
46 Appeal to their pride. 1.5757 0.02386 1209 781 160 268
47 I'll be right back. 1.5750 0.02322 1073 635 259 179
48 I also don't know why the schedule has this time slot as 'Lunch' but don't worry about it 1.5697 0.02493 911 538 227 146
49 It’s always hardest to go right before lunch. 1.5666 0.03279 503 292 137 74
50 I understand it's tough to be presenting right before lunch but you'll do fine. 1.5637 0.02553 777 440 236 101
51 I know it's hard to present before lunch. 1.5546 0.02638 714 407 218 89
52 And the winner for best impala chaser of the year is… 1.5495 0.02724 677 391 200 86
53 Just don't break a leg. 1.5472 0.02426 868 507 247 114
54 Relax. You have their total attention. 1.5464 0.02361 862 491 271 100
55 It’s OK. You are the AFTER dinner speaker. 1.5443 0.02640 768 460 198 110
56 Cut right to the chase. 1.5437 0.02794 743 462 158 123
57 Remember, no matter what they say, we only have two seats in the Ark 1.5419 0.02905 620 369 166 85
58 They've already had lunch... 1.5415 0.02776 626 360 193 73
59 I think this might actually be a GOOD time to yell fire in a crowded theater. 1.5404 0.02705 742 450 183 109
60 Don't worry; there is a strict "no eating" policy in this theater. 1.5387 0.02663 750 452 192 106
61 My talk today will focus on the deliciousness of hippopotamuses, and their extremely slow movement speed. 1.5384 0.02667 756 458 189 109
62 Why don’t you go first. 1.5372 0.02602 726 424 214 88
63 It's a roast, but try not to hurt their pride. 1.5357 0.02728 715 433 181 101
64 Remember. They can sense fear. 1.5331 0.02601 724 425 212 87
65 Let's skip the audience participation part of the presentation. 1.5329 0.02652 700 412 203 85
66 Give them something they can really sink their teeth into. 1.5312 0.02749 657 389 187 81
67 This is the last time we’re doing a dinner show. 1.5295 0.02794 661 399 174 88
68 Get out there and give that audience something to chew on. 1.5277 0.02735 667 398 186 83
69 Remember. High Energy. You’re the only thing standing between them and lunch 1.5272 0.02759 662 397 181 84
70 Speak as if your life depends on it 1.5272 0.02685 681 404 195 82
71 Psst! This may not be the best audience to pitch your vegan diet program! 1.5271 0.03013 535 316 156 63
72 It's pride month. 1.5266 0.03660 395 242 98 55
73 Watch out, keep to the script or you’ll literally be eaten alive! 1.5225 0.03131 511 308 139 64
74 I think I'll wait for you in the car. 1.5224 0.02999 624 395 132 97
75 If you're nervous, just imagine them all as rugs." 1.5206 0.02910 607 371 156 80
76 The lunch slot’s always a tough gig. 1.5204 0.02870 613 372 163 78
77 Try not to do that deer in the spotlight thing again 1.5166 0.02729 664 402 181 81
78 I've a better idea. Start talking about quantum physics. It will put them all to sleep. 1.5162 0.03069 525 318 143 64
79 Fred, after this, they're throwing us a 'meet and greet' luncheon. 1.5120 0.03058 541 333 139 69
80 I'll go start the car. 1.5120 0.03058 541 333 139 69
81 I have to run. 1.5118 0.03081 551 344 132 75
82 Immersion therapy isn’t meant to be comfortable, Verne. 1.5114 0.02891 569 342 163 64
83 I know you’re nervous, but what’s the worst that could happen? 1.5109 0.03094 548 343 130 75
84 Just imagine them without fur. 1.5089 0.02918 562 340 158 64
85 Trust me, it can't go any worse for you than the last guy. 1.5048 0.03380 420 256 116 48
86 Don't worry...this is the after-dinner speech, remember? 1.5047 0.03025 527 322 144 61
87 Just stand very still while you're speaking. 1.5030 0.03063 507 309 141 57
88 Don’t leave the audience wanting more. 1.5021 0.03221 482 300 122 60
89 Something tells me we got booked for the wrong Pride Week! 1.5020 0.03411 492 324 89 79
90 The title of your talk, "Pursue Your Dream", won't work. 1.5000 0.03436 408 251 110 47
91 After you, my deer. 1.4988 0.03353 413 251 118 44
92 Remember, hakuna matata. 1.4957 0.03122 468 284 136 48
93 Just remind them: no eating allowed in the theater 1.4948 0.03246 477 301 116 60
94 Relax, you're just introducing the wildebeest 1.4929 0.02984 495 298 150 47
95 Just don’t mention the lunch break. 1.4926 0.03136 471 289 132 50
96 When they invited me to speak at Pride Week, I guess I misunderstood. 1.4923 0.03585 453 305 73 75
97 Don’t be nervous, they can smell fear. 1.4871 0.03243 464 293 116 55
98 Whatever you do, skip the part that says ‘Now I offer you some food for thought.’ 1.4871 0.03415 425 270 103 52
99 You'll be fine, just don't cut to the chase. 1.4852 0.04616 237 152 55 30
100 In this case, speaking right after lunch is a good thing. 1.4834 0.03367 422 266 108 48
101 Can't you feel the excitement in the room? 1.4824 0.03354 427 270 108 49
102 Just be careful with the laser pointer. 1.4811 0.03635 370 236 90 44
103 Don't worry. I was told they love antelopes. 1.4799 0.04122 298 193 67 38
104 They’re just cats. 1.4783 0.03532 345 211 103 31
105 Gotta run. Don’t worry. They’re just gonna eat you up. 1.4778 0.03386 427 274 102 51
106 Just don't say, "Let's cut to the chase." 1.4769 0.03432 411 263 100 48
107 Just wait til you hear the crowd roar 1.4757 0.03494 412 268 92 52
108 Just imagine them all as rugs. 1.4752 0.03542 383 245 94 44
109 Just relax and be natural, you'll never have to do this again. 1.4739 0.04812 211 136 50 25
110 Better cut to the chase quickly. 1.4733 0.03524 374 237 97 40
111 Don't worry. The audience will eat you up alive! 1.4730 0.03424 389 245 104 40
112 BEFORE I TAKEOFF RUNNING LIKE HELL I'VE BEEN ASKED TO SAY A FEW WORDS 1.4729 0.03495 387 247 97 43
113 'If the 'Pride joke' falls flat...run like hell!' 1.4724 0.03586 398 262 84 52
114 They just finished their dinner. So you should have half an hour. 1.4718 0.03437 390 247 102 41
115 Please tell me you remembered the laser pointer. 1.4704 0.03618 372 241 87 44
116 They seem attentive 1.4704 0.03496 372 235 99 38
117 Go on, they’re hungry for more. 1.4696 0.03272 411 257 115 39
118 I still don't think "Eating Locally Sourced Food" is a good topic for this audience. 1.4691 0.03760 356 234 77 45
119 Maybe lead with you have herpes. 1.4641 0.03670 362 237 82 43
120 And afterwards they’re holding a banquet in your honor. 1.4640 0.03615 375 246 84 45
121 You sure they’ll appreciate “The Herbivore’s Dilemma?” 1.4636 0.03615 343 218 91 34
122 You only get one chance with this. 1.4635 0.03395 384 243 104 37
123 Just relax. You’ve got the laser pointer. 1.4631 0.03769 352 233 75 44
124 You've been asked to stay for dinner. 1.4613 0.03764 336 219 79 38
125 Don’t be nervous- just imagine they’re all vegans. 1.4611 0.03332 360 221 112 27
126 Just image them with no teeth. 1.4610 0.03329 410 263 105 42
127 They are here for the big bucks. 1.4600 0.03675 350 228 83 39
128 Just open with “The only thing that stands between you and dinner is this podium.” They’ll eat it up. 1.4599 0.03541 374 243 90 41
129 Just picture them all as rugs. 1.4589 0.03651 353 230 84 39
130 Just imagine them wearing clothes 1.4583 0.03787 336 221 76 39
131 Our next speaker will discuss the benefits of becoming a vegetarian. 1.4582 0.03825 323 211 76 36
132 Relax, you've already got their attention. 1.4580 0.03691 345 225 82 38
133 The elevated heavy-metal content in venison. Lead with that. 1.4568 0.03791 324 211 78 35
134 thank you for letting us address your first diversity, equity and inclusion conference. 1.4561 0.03694 353 233 79 41
135 You've got their attention. 1.4559 0.03539 340 215 95 30
136 Whatever you do, don’t fall off the stage. 1.4552 0.04229 290 197 54 39
137 Don’t be nervous. They’re gonna eat you up!” 1.4543 0.03942 339 232 60 47
138 Wake up, dear, you're having that dream again. 1.4537 0.03940 313 208 68 37
139 Just be sure to remind them that eating in the auditorium is strictly prohibited 1.4529 0.04033 329 227 55 47
140 Careful what you say. It’s a jungle out there. 1.4518 0.03746 332 218 78 36
141 Don’t be nervous, just imagine they are all stuffed. 1.4490 0.03797 314 205 77 32
142 Don't worry. The lunch was served first. 1.4487 0.03429 341 214 101 26
143 You need to emphasize this was a meeting to pray…not for prey. 1.4476 0.03761 315 205 79 31
144 Next up: "The Circle of Life is an Outdated Concept : A Persuasive Essay" 1.4448 0.03849 308 203 73 32
145 Okay, so I was wrong about which Lion's Club this is. 1.4448 0.03940 326 223 61 42
146 It’ll be okay. You’re the After Dinner Speaker. 1.4441 0.03977 322 221 59 42
147 Your vegetarian Ted Talk is going to kill! 1.4435 0.03563 336 217 89 30
148 Remember, after giving the opening remarks, remind everyone about emergency exits and I'll shout, "Fire!" 1.4405 0.03820 311 206 73 32
149 On the plus side, they'll be highly distracted by the laser pointer. 1.4404 0.03986 302 204 63 35
150 It's a dinner theater. Why do you ask? 1.4397 0.04225 282 194 52 36
151 We should have asked what they meant by dinner theater. 1.4396 0.04109 298 205 55 38
152 Just picture them as rugs and you'll be fine. 1.4378 0.04415 233 155 54 24
153 Just pretend they are the voters in the New Yorker Caption Contest. They aren't going to like whatever you say, so just don't worry about it. 1.4373 0.04276 295 209 43 43
154 I'll be waiting for you right outside the stage door. 1.4371 0.03638 302 193 86 23
155 Headlights? Do you see headlights? 1.4364 0.03978 291 195 65 31
156 They want to hear about your plant-based diet. 1.4360 0.04058 289 196 60 33
157 It helps to picture them with clothes on. 1.4352 0.03852 301 200 71 30
158 Just get out there! What’s the worst that could happen? 1.4349 0.04248 269 184 53 32
159 Picture them all with clothes on. 1.4349 0.04116 269 180 61 28
160 Would like to explain why going vegan is in all our best interest 1.4333 0.03802 300 198 74 28
161 Don't be nervous. They're going to eat you up! 1.4333 0.04245 300 214 42 44
162 What they’re really hungry for is a fresh approach. 1.4317 0.03851 271 175 75 21
163 I just figured out why they call it dinner theater. 1.4297 0.04441 256 179 44 33
164 There's no need to be nervous about your presentation. Most of the congregation only came here for the free meal. 1.4292 0.04315 240 161 55 24
165 Maybe volunteering to speak at the Lions Club was not your finest idea. 1.4291 0.04067 282 192 59 31
166 Trust me, they are gonna eat you up. 1.4281 0.04215 285 200 48 37
167 And remember, don't turn your back on the audience. 1.4229 0.03875 253 163 73 17
168 Imagine them fully clothed 1.4226 0.04187 265 182 54 29
169 Don’t be dramatic. They won’t eat you alive 1.4202 0.04100 257 173 60 24
170 Yes! It's in bad taste. That's the idea ... 1.4198 0.03735 293 194 75 24
171 I'd keep it short, if I were you. 1.4187 0.04231 246 167 55 24
172 You have about fifteen seconds to make your case. 1.4163 0.04080 245 163 62 20
173 Its okay. It's just the audience. They don't bite. 1.4160 0.03856 262 172 71 19
174 Maybe don’t call it “Eat Prey, Love.” 1.4146 0.04382 246 172 46 28
175 I'll be in the car 1.4127 0.04375 252 178 44 30
176 Remember - everyone’s looking for good gnus these days 1.4122 0.04393 245 172 45 28
177 Open with a joke… and then run like hell. 1.4118 0.04409 238 166 46 26
178 On the plus side, you'll never have to do this again. 1.4097 0.04346 227 155 51 21
179 Don't be nervous. They just saw the Lion King and they feel pretty good. 1.4095 0.04100 232 154 61 17
180 I don’t care what the card says. I think it’s best if you tell them that “The Lion King” has won again. 1.4091 0.04804 220 159 32 29
181 Keep it short, they haven’t had lunch yet. 1.4089 0.04131 247 168 57 22
182 I heard it was gonna be a tough crowd 1.4083 0.04091 240 161 60 19
183 You're the first speaker after lunch....you should be ok. 1.4066 0.04284 241 167 50 24
184 Let's forget about the audience participation part. 1.4054 0.04593 222 157 40 25
185 There are some fears you can’t outrun. 1.4045 0.04756 220 159 33 28
186 When you hear the roar of the crowd, run for it. 1.4035 0.04587 228 163 38 27
187 That's all now. We have to run. 1.4034 0.04172 233 158 56 19
188 Trust me, it's all about projecting confidence... and maybe not limping or anything. 1.4034 0.04388 233 163 46 24
189 It's nearing dinnertime...I'd pick up the pace if I were you! 1.4034 0.04237 238 164 52 22
190 What made you think you were the "after" dinner speaker? 1.4026 0.04582 231 166 37 28
191 And now,in our next TED talk,Giselle speaks about the benefits of a vegetarian diet. 1.4000 0.04619 220 157 38 25
192 Sure. Tough crowd. But at least you’re not the last speaker before lunch. 1.4000 0.04207 230 157 54 19
193 It was at this moment that Jerry realized his presentation "Going Vegan: The key to a happy life" wasn't going to go very well. 1.4000 0.04670 205 144 40 21
194 Take my wife. Please! 1.3991 0.04483 223 157 43 23
195 Relax. What's the worst that could happen? 1.3981 0.04493 216 151 44 21
196 I suggest we cancel the meet and greet. 1.3980 0.04715 196 137 40 19
197 What did you expect? You knew it was pride week. 1.3966 0.04521 232 167 38 27
198 Just pretend they're in their underwear. 1.3965 0.04242 227 156 52 19
199 I gave you my word. I’m not throwing you to the wolves. 1.3963 0.04524 217 153 42 22
200 No sweat, it's you, then we all break for lunch. 1.3962 0.04352 212 145 50 17
201 Ignore the cat calls. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
202 What did you think they meant when they said we would be performing at the Lion’s Club? 1.3958 0.04287 240 169 47 24
203 You know what they say: never let them smell you sweat. 1.3956 0.04594 182 123 46 13
204 Don’t break a leg. 1.3952 0.04380 210 144 49 17
205 Don't worry, they'll eat you right up! 1.3947 0.04181 228 156 54 18
206 That Steve Jobs quote -- 'Stay hungry. Stay foolish. Never let go of your appetite' -- you might want to skip it. 1.3947 0.04702 190 132 41 17
207 Be tasteless. 1.3946 0.04567 223 160 38 25
208 Is that your will? You better let me hold on to that. 1.3946 0.04247 223 153 52 18
209 Remember how you got over the "headlights" thing? 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
210 Go ahead, it will be over before you know it. 1.3929 0.04416 224 158 44 22
211 Go out there and give them something to chew on. 1.3925 0.04370 214 148 48 18
212 If get a standing ovation run for your life. 1.3918 0.04686 194 136 40 18
213 On second thought, maybe don't break a leg. 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
214 Give them something to chew on. 1.3909 0.04036 197 128 61 8
215 Good thing this isn’t a dinner theater! 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
216 No, I insist, you go first. 1.3894 0.04186 208 140 55 13
217 Make sure you thrown in at least one hakuma matata. 1.3886 0.04145 211 142 56 13
218 Well, they've had a light snack, but I'd suggest keeping it short. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
219 Now go out there and sing Hukana Matata like your life depends on it! 1.3881 0.04390 219 154 45 20
220 You go now and I'll go after lunch. 1.3879 0.04364 214 149 47 18
221 They're here for pride week. 1.3879 0.04512 214 152 41 21
222 Just pretend they're wearing nothing but their underwear. 1.3878 0.04356 196 133 50 13
223 Wait! Does our contract say: "...you will be asked to perform before your dinner..." , or does it say, "... you will be asked to perform before you're dinner..."? 1.3876 0.04690 209 151 35 23
224 [Whispering] I don't care what the card says. Say "The "Lion King" won, you idiot. 1.3867 0.05045 181 131 30 20
225 Just know that you are faster than them. 1.3864 0.04129 220 150 55 15
226 You got this Daniel! 1.3860 0.04784 171 118 40 13
227 What’s wrong? I told you it’s a pride event. 1.3858 0.04683 197 140 38 19
228 Just picture them in their underbrush. 1.3854 0.04771 192 137 36 19
229 Just imagine they're not wearing any fur. 1.3827 0.04349 196 134 49 13
230 You will be fine. Just imagine them in their underwear. 1.3824 0.04725 170 117 41 12
231 Instead of running for president, maybe you should just run. 1.3821 0.04585 212 153 37 22
232 Just imagine them all without teeth. 1.3814 0.04842 194 141 32 21
233 WHOEVER BOOKED THE LIONS CLUB DIDN'T ASK ENOUGH QUESTIONS. 1.3814 0.05058 194 145 24 25
234 Don’t worry, it’ll be over before you know it. 1.3812 0.04977 181 131 31 19
235 Don't worry, the reception is catered. 1.3810 0.04993 189 139 28 22
236 This is not the right audience to look in the eye. 1.3807 0.04450 197 137 45 15
237 Remember, you're the after dinner speaker... 1.3805 0.04437 205 144 44 17
238 In this case, I have to say, don’t break a leg! 1.3800 0.04570 200 142 40 18
239 If you want to run for President, this is a good practice venue! 1.3797 0.04797 187 134 35 18
240 Whatever you do, don’t say “Let’s break for lunch.” 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
241 What did you think they meant by lunch speaker 1.3793 0.04466 203 143 43 17
242 Looks like the buck stops here. 1.3789 0.05081 190 142 24 24
243 Not a headlight in sight. You’ve got this. 1.3788 0.04431 198 138 45 15
244 Be funny or they'll eat you alive. 1.3786 0.04255 206 142 50 14
245 Just imagine them as rugs. 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
246 Eat Prey Love 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
247 Just tell them there’s a Jaguar in the parking lot with its lights on. 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
248 Just blame their problems on the zebras 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
249 ‘Keep them focused, and I’ll be right back’ 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
250 It's always tough being the last speaker before lunch. 1.3756 0.04442 197 138 44 15
251 Dinner and a show. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
252 First welcome them to this first meeting of the vegetarian lions' club. 1.3750 0.04279 200 138 49 13
253 Good luck! Don’t break a leg. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
254 You'll do great! They still talk about the Zebra from last year. 1.3744 0.04177 219 153 50 16
255 Stand tall, use a big voice, don’t run. Pretend you’re Trump getting a mug shot. 1.3744 0.05184 195 150 17 28
256 Sally, YOU wanted to join the Lions Club. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
257 I guess you're not preaching to the choir 1.3738 0.04295 214 151 46 17
258 Always start out with a Hyena joke. It gets them roaring. 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
259 You're the last speaker before lunch. 1.3735 0.04635 166 114 42 10
260 It’s not a den of lions, it’s simply a roaring crowd. 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
261 You'll be fine, just don't break a leg. 1.3730 0.04702 185 132 37 16
262 How am I supposed to tell them that only two get on the boat? 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
263 on second thought, don't break a leg 1.3723 0.04828 188 137 32 19
264 I suggest you cut to the chase. 1.3723 0.04396 188 130 46 12
265 Not to worry! They’re going to eat up everything you have to say. 1.3722 0.04596 180 126 41 13
266 They are here to listen to what you have to say, not how you look. 1.3716 0.04476 183 127 44 12
267 You want ME to tell them the caterer is running an hour late? 1.3711 0.05245 159 116 27 16
268 Emphasize the protein content of tofu. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
269 You're on! It's a hungry audience! 1.3702 0.04160 208 144 51 13
270 I’m the after dinner speaker. 1.3702 0.04534 208 151 37 20
271 Relax, you are the "after" dinner speaker. 1.3702 0.04439 181 125 45 11
272 You’re fine…but I’ve gotta run. 1.3702 0.04575 181 127 41 13
273 After you 1.3699 0.04930 173 125 32 16
274 Just imagine them all naked. Oh, never mind….. 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
275 Hit the Fire Alarm! 1.3693 0.04868 176 127 33 16
276 Before our last speaker before lunch, raise your hand if you want a vegetarian meal. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
277 Just a few short remarks, then we gotta run. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
278 Just pretend they're naked and mounted on a wall. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
279 Picture them without fur.” 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
280 Whats the worst thing that can happen? 1.3679 0.04672 193 140 35 18
281 Do not invite the winner onstage. 1.3678 0.05105 174 129 26 19
282 Just relax- that was a roar of approval. 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
283 Good news: they're really interested in your talk. Bad news: the caterer is running late. 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
284 Sorry, gotta run. 1.3661 0.04729 183 132 35 16
285 Remember, where the deer and the antelope play is still a secret. 1.3661 0.04915 183 135 29 19
286 Remind me to fire our agent. 1.3661 0.04665 183 131 37 15
287 You’re up. Then lunch. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
288 The Posthumous Award for slowest gazelle goes to..... 1.3654 0.05686 156 120 15 21
289 It was mistakenly advertised as a reading of 'Eat, Prey, Love'. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
290 Thanks again for standing in for me. Unfortunately I’ve gotta run! 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
291 Just imagine them all declawed. 1.3646 0.04633 181 129 38 14
292 Don’t forget to remind them that snacks are available in the lobby… in the LOBBY! 1.3642 0.05056 173 128 27 18
293 Start off with a zebra joke. 1.3636 0.04440 176 122 44 10
294 I didn't expect this when they said it was a 'Pride' celebration. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
295 Maybe scratch the part about sharing the waterhole. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
296 Keep it short. Your speech is the only thing between them and lunch. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
297 Do you need a moment, Senator? 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
298 Nice knowing you. 1.3622 0.04494 185 131 41 13
299 Sheila gave this same speech to the Elks last week and she's fine. 1.3616 0.04563 177 125 40 12
300 You're ready, you've got a great speech and they look hungry for it! 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
301 They are dressing me with their eyes. 1.3608 0.05097 158 115 29 14
302 You’ll be fine. After all, what’s the worst that could happen? 1.3602 0.04726 186 136 33 17
303 Just toss them some meaty phrases. 1.3596 0.04400 178 124 44 10
304 I'm game if you are 1.3593 0.05041 167 123 28 16
305 What's the worst that could happen? Lots of others have done it once. 1.3593 0.04591 167 117 40 10
306 Trust me, this will kill 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
307 For the last time, no, we can't do this over Zoom. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
308 I find it helps to imagine they’ve already eaten. 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
309 Go on !! Just be yourself ! They'll eat it up. 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
310 Remember, pull in your stomach and look skinny... 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
311 Why so worried? They're going to eat you up. 1.3588 0.04905 170 124 31 15
312 Just imagine everybody is already full. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
313 Ladies & gentlemen - may we remind you that eating food is not allowed during this performance. 1.3576 0.05226 165 124 23 18
314 When you're finished, don't stay for meat-and-greet. 1.3567 0.04880 171 125 31 15
315 When you said it’s at the Lion’s Club, I feel like you could have been clearer, Charles. 1.3562 0.05271 160 120 23 17
316 Jump from point to point. They won't keep up. 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
317 Remember, You're the fittest in the pack. 1.3547 0.04260 172 118 47 7
318 Do not open with “Let us pray.” 1.3545 0.04723 189 140 31 18
319 Go ahead, you have their attention. 1.3544 0.04758 158 112 36 10
320 If you need me, I’ll be miles away. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
321 You'll be fine. Just appeal to their pride. 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
322 Emphasize how vegetarian diets have many health benefits! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
323 Don't worry! They will eat you up out there! 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
324 They'll eat it right up, trust me. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
325 It'll be fine - your leg looks completely healed. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
326 Suddenly, stage fright has a whole new meaning. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
327 They asked you to speak and then stay for lunch! 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
328 When you said it was pride month I was picturing something else.” 1.3512 0.04933 168 124 29 15
329 Don't screw this up. They'll eat you alive. 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
330 Maybe skip, 'Let us pray.' 1.3500 0.04950 180 136 25 19
331 Look if they get rowdy just use the laser like we practiced. 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
332 When the applause starts, run. 1.3497 0.05040 163 121 27 15
333 They seem really excited to see you! 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
334 Dinner theatre? It's just an expression. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
335 I can feel them filleting me with their eyes. 1.3495 0.04186 186 130 47 9
336 Well, for this last question from the audience, does anyone have anything to ask that isn't related to our guest's « delicious looking thighs »? 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
337 Keep it brief, we need to run. 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
338 It's easier if you picture them not salivating 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
339 Relax. They wouldn’t be here if they didn’t love poetry. 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
340 Of course they are all vegetarians! 1.3483 0.04451 178 127 40 11
341 Whatever you do, don't pick out someone in the audience and pretend to talk to them. 1.3478 0.04282 184 130 44 10
342 Relax - this is the after-dinner group.... 1.3476 0.04862 164 120 31 13
343 I’d actually like to address the elephant in the room… 1.3476 0.05374 164 127 17 20
344 Hope this Vegan speech works. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
345 Remember, be bold and everything will go well. It's not like we're throwing you to the wolves. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
346 They're just drooling because they're excited to see your slides. 1.3473 0.05500 167 132 12 23
347 Keep them busy. I'll wait in the car. 1.3469 0.04595 147 102 39 6
348 The Supreme Court be damned. Let's yell, 'Fire!' 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
349 It's ok, go on. They're quite interested to hear the benefits of a vegetarian diet. 1.3455 0.05133 165 125 23 17
350 Just try to think of them getting out of the shower. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
351 For God's sake don't break a leg. 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
352 What? I told you I wouldn’t throw you to the wolves. 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
353 Go ahead - it’s an important announcement. Just don’t start with your usual “I know I’m the last thing standing between you and lunch.” 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
354 Let them know that someone left a jaguar running outside. 1.3443 0.05120 183 143 17 23
355 Thanks to Covid they can no longer smell your fear. 1.3440 0.05804 125 94 19 12
356 They're going to love you. 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
357 They're all preying for you. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
358 Please stay seated 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
359 Now, for the kill the messenger award… 1.3431 0.05525 137 103 21 13
360 Just remember, this is an after dinner speech. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
361 I'm going to get a coffee, see you after the show. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
362 Bad break that you’re the last speaker before lunch. 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
363 You know what, on second thought fear of public speaking isn't my greatest fear. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
364 Maybe these costumes weren't such a great idea. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
365 On second thought, maybe delete the line about "food for thought." 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
366 Didn't you do your audience analysis? 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
367 Don't worry, they just came back from lunch. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
368 Just read it and run. 1.3410 0.04881 173 130 27 16
369 And to really complete this nightmare, I want to remind you that you're naked and that paper is blank. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
370 The only thing to fear is fear itself…and, of course, the lions. 1.3400 0.05252 150 113 23 14
371 You've got them literally salivating for you! 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
372 The good news is that you have their attention. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
373 I gather you’ve never spoken at pride week! 1.3397 0.05185 156 118 23 15
374 Could you do the rest of us a favor? Don't leave them wanting more. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
375 We would ask the winners NOT to come up on stage to collect your prizes. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
376 Just be careful not to insult their pride. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
377 Just try and imagine them with clothes on. 1.3393 0.04911 168 126 27 15
378 Break a leg - this audience always goes for the injured and elderly. 1.3385 0.05520 130 97 22 11
379 If it helps, try imagining they’re all vegetarians. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
380 Cat got your tongue? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
381 You're sure we couldn't have done this over Zoom? 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
382 Picture them all wearing clothes 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
383 It's OK they already ate. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
384 Don’t be nervous, Jeff. Just imagine them fully clothed. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
385 Don’t worry Gary, they’ll eat this up. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
386 « You’re supper, I mean super!” 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
387 Picture them mounted on the wall of your den. 1.3377 0.04718 154 111 34 9
388 It’s always a tough crowd right before lunch, but you’ll be fine. 1.3376 0.04995 157 117 27 13
389 Did they say “after dinner speaker” or they were after a dinner speaker? 1.3376 0.05156 157 119 23 15
390 Perhaps we can begin with a reading from The Book of Daniel? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
391 Don’t worry. They’re gonna eat it up. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
392 Don't worry. It's not that kind of roast. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
393 No! I said, YOU’LL slay THEM! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
394 Look--It was YOUR idea to address the Lions Club! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
395 Really? Public speaking is your Biggest fear? 1.3358 0.05600 134 102 19 13
396 I'd skip the Q&A. It's nearly lunch. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
397 For once, you're lucky to get the after lunch slot. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
398 You said you wanted a hungry audience. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
399 Just let the audience know the advantages of a plant based diet. 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
400 Uh...this takes stage fright to a new level 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
401 Go slay THEM for a change. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
402 Your ‘Go Vegan’ speech is good Karl, believe in yourself 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
403 Can the owner of the 2020 gray Chevy Impala please move your car? 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
404 Try to sound unappetizing. 1.3353 0.04382 167 119 40 8
405 Just imagine them well-fed. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
406 Please, you go first. 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
407 Not only are birds more fun to catch, they are leaner in protein and improve your sleep! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
408 Imagine the audience is naked. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
409 Just address the elephant in the room. 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
410 Just remember, they're here for you. 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
411 What kind of pride event were you expecting? 1.3333 0.05754 129 99 17 13
412 You’ll be great! They’re going to eat you up. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
413 Do they know this is the annual Vegan Summit? 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
414 We are all Africans! 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
415 Stall them with "So long, Farewell ", I'll be with the Von Trapps! 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
416 Be brief, be sincere, and be gone. 1.3333 0.04241 165 116 43 6
417 Remember... They're here for you. I'll be in the car. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
418 Trust me, they’ll love you. 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
419 Sure, you can start with a joke. Just don't say "I'm gnu here"; this crowd will eat you alive. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
420 Go ahead! They'll eat it up. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
421 I’d cut the stuff about lions being huge idiots. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
422 And please join us at the buffet after today's presentation. 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
423 You've got this. Just don't open with that stupid Cowardly Lion bit. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
424 And now for the gnus…. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
425 Remember, no eye contact. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
426 Try picturing them with clothes on. 1.3309 0.05441 139 106 20 13
427 Remember, address everyone as "Your Majesty" during the Q &A. Stay apolitical. You do not want to insult anyone's Pride. 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
428 With this crowd, if your first joke bombs, we run like hell. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
429 Pride comes before a fall. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
430 Eat, Prey, Love" is a great title 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
431 Swallow your pride or theirs might swallow you. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
432 What's to be nervous about? They're gonna eat you up! 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
433 Just picture them all satiated. 1.3289 0.04512 149 106 37 6
434 Don't mention the lunchbreak. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
435 Still think public speaking is your greatest fear? 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
436 Just imagine them in their underbrush. 1.3286 0.05407 140 107 20 13
437 If you survive this, you're ready for the school board meeting! 1.3281 0.05668 128 98 18 12
438 Remember that they're picturing YOU naked. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
439 What’s the worst they can do to you 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
440 Relax. They're with the Vegan WeightWatchers group." 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
441 At least you're not a Christian 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
442 Relax. It's not as if I'm throwing you to the wolves. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
443 They will eat you up 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
444 Just imagine them purring. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
445 And be sure to emphasize that when you went vegan, you lost ten pounds. 1.3267 0.05393 150 117 17 16
446 Try to finish before lunch. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
447 No need to worry; they’ll eat it up. 1.3262 0.05373 141 108 20 13
448 On the bright side,you certainly have their attention! 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
449 Hakuna Matata. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
450 But why do they have us billed as 'Dinner Theater'? 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
451 Your stand-in is backstage in case - uh - things don't go well. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
452 I would say "break a leg" but I think that's what they're waiting for. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
453 Tough crowd! I’m dying out here 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
454 This is one crowd you shouldn't warm up. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
455 I prey this goes well. 1.3247 0.04407 154 110 38 6
456 Maybe leave out the hairball jokes. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
457 Just imagine them all in their litter boxes. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
458 Just cut to the chase. 1.3245 0.04563 188 143 29 16
459 Relax,there are lots of things scarier than public speaking. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
460 You'll be okay. Just imagine they're all wearing clothes. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
461 Better make it brief while I unlock the back door. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
462 OK, forget underwear; imagine blue suits, red ties, short attention spans. 1.3230 0.05183 161 126 18 17
463 What’s the worst that can happen? 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
464 They're all hoping you break a leg. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
465 I agree, it’s truly unfortunate they scheduled assembly during lunch hour 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
466 Stop fixating on what happened to Valerie. Just have fun up there. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
467 They're all really excited to hear the gnus update. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
468 That’s “pray” with an “a”. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
469 Don't make any mention about a lunch break. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
470 It’s ok. We told them to eat before the show. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
471 Sorry to put you in the time slot right before lunch. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
472 The hard part is the meet and greet 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
473 Just relax. What’s the worst that could happen? 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
474 Don't be nervous. Imagine they're all cowardly. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
475 Careful, they can smell fear. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
476 Relax, it's pride month. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
477 They're gonna love you. 1.3214 0.04450 140 99 37 4
478 It's OK. They've had lunch." 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
479 Hey, you’re doing great! No need for me to stick around. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
480 Just imagine them all sitting in a litter box. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
481 Try leading with a joke. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
482 You got this! They're already salivating. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
483 No, I said, "I'll feed you the LINES if it's not going well... 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
484 This doesn't look like the Elks Club to me. 1.3205 0.04980 156 119 24 13
485 Go on, you’re the last speaker before dinner.” 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
486 We never got this kind of attendance when it was virtual 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
487 The good news is if you mess up, you won't live to regret it. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
488 Have you heard of Scheherazade? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
489 Just wrap it up before lunch! 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
490 Whatever you do, don't use the laser pointer! 1.3197 0.06078 122 97 11 14
491 Stall them, Charlie. I misunderstood them when I booked the show as "dinner theater." 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
492 Go on. They'll eat you up! 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
493 You're way too anxious here. What's the worst that can happen? 1.3194 0.05367 144 112 18 14
494 Just try not to be yourself. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
495 Whatever you say, don't say "So let's cut to the chase." 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
496 Don’t worry, you’re going to kill them this time 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
497 Careful - the critics here will eat you alive 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
498 I told you those mushrooms you ate didn’t look right 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
499 They’re going to eat us alive” 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
500 Go ahead, it’s just another Lions Club meeting. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
501 The trick is to imagine all their heads mounted in someone’s den 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
502 Just don't leave them wanting more. 1.3188 0.04362 138 97 38 3
503 What kind of Pride Rally did you expect? 1.3188 0.05907 138 112 8 18
504 Stick to your speech, but try not to look delicious. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
505 After your conclusion run like hell. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
506 Our presenter tonight will elucidate the benefits of the Vegan diet. 1.3188 0.05122 160 125 19 16
507 Trust me. They'll eat you up. 1.3185 0.05325 135 103 21 11
508 Knock 'em dead. Please! 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
509 Don't forget to thank the Lions Club for inviting us. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
510 Don't worry - what's the worst that can happen? 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
511 Don't worry, they're just a bunch of pussies 1.3182 0.05517 132 102 18 12
512 its not that kind of Pride 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
513 Be sure to emphasize the benefits of a plant-based diet.... 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
514 Relax. Picture them as herbivores. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
515 Don’t forget to mention that we identify as lions. 1.3175 0.05707 126 98 16 12
516 Open with the virtues of a Vegan diet. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
517 Relax, after the applause line, head for the exit, and run for your life. It's not like you're talking to cheetahs 1.3167 0.05796 120 93 16 11
518 Open with a joke. Something like, “I know what you’re thinking.” 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
519 Rotary, not rotisserie! 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
520 Make them laugh or they'll eat you alive. 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
521 Remember, say what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then get the hell out of there. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
522 They're here for you. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
523 Ask them to look under their seats for the prize-winning ticket and then RUN! 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
524 If the joke flops, whatever you do - don't run! 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
525 The good news is that they're seated and attentive. The bad news is that we are on before lunch. 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
526 Don't be nervous, what's the worst that could happen? 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
527 I got you the check in advance. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
528 Don't worry, it's an AFTER-dinner speech. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
529 Keep it moving. I'll be right back. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
530 You can always pretend their naked. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
531 You'll do fine. Remember: just think of them all naked! 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
532 You’ll be fine. Just don’t make eye contact. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
533 Just picture them all full. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
534 Trust me, you’re better off being the first speaker after lunch. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
535 It is an honour not to be eaten here to-night. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
536 Just go ahead and run through your presentation. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
537 Ok, ok. From now on we'll have the seminars start after lunch. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
538 Just don't act natural. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
539 Oh, sure, they look friendly but these New York crowds can turn on you in an instant. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
540 …..but they ARE all naked! 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
541 You certainly seem to have their attention. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
542 I think stage fright should be the least of your worries. 1.3134 0.05445 134 104 18 12
543 Don't worry, you'll go down fine 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
544 The trick is to keep saying, 'Coming up next'. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
545 This is the one time not to lose your audience. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
546 Picture them fully clothed. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
547 Just remember, these critics will eat you alive. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
548 Go on. Give them your 10 reasons to try vegan. 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
549 Yes, it looks like a tough crowd, but it's time we struck a blow for veganism. If we don't do it, who will? 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
550 You are so good in front of an audience. They're gonna eat you up! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
551 And don't forget to mention the complementary buffet. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
552 I’m sure you’ll get a roar! 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
553 The after lunch crowd is usually sleepy more than hungry. Talk monotone and you'll be fine! 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
554 Whatever you say, just don't leave them hungry for more. 1.3121 0.05100 157 123 19 15
555 Be sure to mention that there won't be any post presentation meet and greet! 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
556 Remember, if they give you any trouble, use the laser pointer. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
557 Remember, this is going to be a lot easier than the first dinner with your in-laws. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
558 Don't be nervous, you'll have them eating out of your hand. 1.3116 0.05423 138 108 17 13
559 They've all signed a pledge to stay in their seats until after you are finished. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
560 Start off with your deer in the headlights joke, it always kills. 1.3115 0.05712 122 95 16 11
561 You can’t go up there thinking they’re going to eat you alive. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
562 Forty years ago, the covers of The New Yorker were gorgeous and the jokes funny. But for the past couple of decades, the magazine has been ugly and the jokes unfunny. 1.3111 0.05610 135 107 14 14
563 Forget the speech. Just tell them dinner is already being served in the dining room. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
564 Don't open with that "Simba" joke, they'll eat you alive! 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
565 The good news is your seminar How to Avoid Natural Selection is a sell out….. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
566 When you’re finished, don’t stick around for the meat-and-greet. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
567 Look at me. You appeal to all of them, okay? 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
568 No crowd surfing 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
569 Eat my wife. . .please. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
570 They swear they are here to listen to your talk on the benefits of a whole-food, plant-based diet. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
571 Strike the line that says , “ Cut to the chase”. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
572 just keep them laughing. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
573 Think Scheherazade. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
574 Whatever you do dear, stay out of the headlights. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
575 Look, as your agent, I dropped the ball here. But next time, specify which Lions Club. 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
576 Thank you for joining us to discuss the benefits of a vegan lifestyle. 1.3092 0.05047 152 118 21 13
577 Just be sure they're roaring with laughter. 1.3092 0.05217 152 120 17 15
578 Did you bring the lion costume? 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
579 Before you begin, tell them about all the wonderful restaurants nearby. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
580 Don't worry. Your very presence here is a crowd pleaser. 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
581 I smell a cat 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
582 I'm sure your lecture about veganism will be great 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
583 Are you sure that they’re all vegetarians? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
584 Just be yourself. It's what they came for. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
585 I wouldn’t encourage audience participation for this one. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
586 Don't worry. They'll love it when you start using the laser pointer. 1.3083 0.05666 133 106 13 14
587 Come on, you’ll make a great entree. I mean entrance!” 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
588 When the bell goes for lunch, run like hell 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
589 Relax. You have their undivided attention! 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
590 Go on. They’ll love you! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
591 Just remember, they haven't seen the Lion King yet so they have no idea about that whole circle of life thing. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
592 Good luck and DO NOT break a leg. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
593 Wait Amber, I think we’re at the wrong ‘’Celebrate your Pride” conference. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
594 Frankly I believe the lion eyes. 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
595 No, You announce it’s time for a dinner break! 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
596 Just read from the script and they’ll soon see why being vegetarian is in their best interest 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
597 It's OK. I'll keep an eye on the one with paws on the stage. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
598 Literary" lions? Oh, l thought you said...literal.. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
599 I'd recommend you wrap it up and leave before the lunch break. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
600 Act inedible. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
601 I've got your back. 1.3065 0.04461 124 88 34 2
602 I'm not sure office is the only thing you'll be running for. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
603 Tonight, promote veganism as you've never promoted it before. 1.3065 0.05631 124 97 16 11
604 And after your speech is the meet and greet. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
605 Don’t worry, they all expressed interest in our dining club 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
606 Ixnay on the loodlustbay. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
607 Yes, while you are visualizing them naked, they may be picturing you skinless and boneless... 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
608 Keep it short, you're the only thing standing between them and lunch 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
609 They ARE naked 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
610 Just read BETWEEN the lions. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
611 You'll do great—they really ate up the last act. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
612 Let’s hope they have already eaten. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
613 Is Tofu right for you, 102. Let's try again, class. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
614 You're the one who wanted to keynote at Pride Week." 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
615 Don't worry - our slot is so late that everybody had dinner already. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
616 Relax; they’re gonna love you and beg for more.” 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
617 Don't be nervous. I'm sure they'll like you." 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
618 I’ll go after lunch 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
619 Don't worry, you could probably outrun most of them. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
620 Just be quick - you're the last presenter before lunch. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
621 Don't be nervous. They already ate lunch. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
622 When you finish the part about setting aside our differences, just bolt. 1.3033 0.05689 122 96 15 11
623 Maybe skip the Q. and A. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
624 They're going to eat you up. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
625 Good luck! Gotta run." 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
626 Just find your inner wolf 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
627 Don't worry, they have been fed with the key speaker already. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
628 No worries! The only way to stop the trance is with a snap of the fingers. They're going to love you! Now, go break a leg! 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
629 If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
630 Don’t say, “In conclusion.” 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
631 Are we still on for lunch after this? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
632 Go on, they won't eat you! 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
633 The trick is to picture them clothed. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
634 Don't be nervous - they're gonna eat it up 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
635 So they don’t like you. What’s the worst that can happen ? 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
636 Picture them as fur coats. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
637 If you can make it here you’ll make it anywhere. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
638 Go on, they’ve all had dinner. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
639 And the nominees for this year's Compassion in Predation Award are... 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
640 You can take it from here. I’ve got to run. 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
641 Look at the audience -- not the headlights. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
642 You’ll be great. They’ll eat you up. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
643 Chill bro, it’s not like your life depends on it. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
644 Maybe don’t break a leg 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
645 Tell them we can’t mingle later. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
646 Fill a need… not a craving. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
647 On the bright side, you now fear death more than public speaking. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
648 Don't worry, no one's going to attack you! 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
649 C'mon, you've got this down cold. Just go out there and give them something they can really sink their teeth into! 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
650 Tough room? Oh, yeah. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
651 Hey, Buck, do you think we might have a hostile audience? 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
652 I thought you meant the crowd would be full of critics! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
653 Just imagine that they are all wearing clothes. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
654 Just read from the script and don’t make eye contact. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
655 This can go two ways..... 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
656 Talk about pride coming before the fall! 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
657 Visualize you are leaping over the audience in a single bound... 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
658 Relax, you're first up. They're only hungry for the main event. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
659 Go ahead, don’t be afraid. Tell them you’ll be available for dinner later. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
660 You’ll be great, you always speak so well at these pride events. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
661 My advice - as soon as you finish reading your Victim Impact Statement - hightail it outta here! 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
662 Just say something to whet their appetite… 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
663 Sure, start with a moment of silence, but don’t ask them to prey. 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
664 Oh deer! I forgot it’s Pride Week! 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
665 Just appeal to their pride. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
666 You don't even have to pretend. They're all already naked. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
667 Do your best to sell them on "The Impossible Burger" 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
668 But you've always wanted to speak at a pride festival! 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
669 I'd cut, 'You are what you eat.' 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
670 Swallow your pride or the pride will swallow you. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
671 Try imagining them with clothes on. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
672 Don’t be afraid — they’re going to love you. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
673 Just pretend they're stuffed. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
674 And now we will present even more about the advantages of a vegetarian diet 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
675 Just picture them all with little Steiff tags in their ears. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
676 Actually, I wouldn't worry too much about going over your allotted time 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
677 Audience participation is encouraged. But if it becomes too interactive, the catnip canon will be activated from the loge. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
678 You sure about this? Remember Neville Chamberlain 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
679 Oh, and try not to mention the whole 'circle of life' thing. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
680 No sweat! Just pretend they are in their underwear 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
681 Just pretend they’re wearing clothes. 1.2976 0.04743 168 132 22 14
682 Don’t worry. Whatever you do, they’ll eat it up. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
683 Make it good. Remember they're all preying for us. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
684 I only have to run faster than you. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
685 Here's my deer friend to tell you of the joys of the vegetarian life. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
686 Don't worry- You have a captive audience. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
687 Just remember if it goes baldly to zig and zag. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
688 I'll find the emergency exit while you give them the gnus. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
689 Is this your first Pride rally? 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
690 Just imagine them not hungry! 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
691 Go ahead. What's the worst that could happen? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
692 I don’t think we’ve ever had such an eager audience! 1.2969 0.05361 128 100 18 10
693 Imagine them naked,and not drooling 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
694 Our next lecture is titled How to Become a Vegan. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
695 Thank god you drew the post-lunch slot. 1.2966 0.04709 118 86 29 3
696 I'm pretty sure the guy in the third row ate my cousin. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
697 Remember: Always leave your audience hungry for more! 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
698 Not to worry, you have a captive audience. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
699 Be brief then make a quick exit. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
700 Don't be nervous - they're going to absolutely eat you up! 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
701 In hindsight, an invitation to speak at 'The Lion's Den' should've been a red flag. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
702 It's okay. Go ahead. They've all been at the all-day, all-you-can-eat and drink buffet. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
703 You'll be great, kid. Just imagine they're all toothless. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
704 Don't be nervous! The crowd will eat you up. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
705 Cut to the chase. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
706 Don't worry. It's the after lunch slot. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
707 Just imagine them with clothes on. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
708 Announce the winner and run like hell. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
709 You’ll be fine. They’ll eat you…uh…it up. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
710 Looks like you won’t need to picture them naked 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
711 Maybe skip the part where you call bullies cowards. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
712 Trust me, they’ll eat it up! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
713 I wish to introduce author Ann T. Lope who will speak about her autobiography EAT, LOVE, PREY 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
714 Remember, we fed them an hour ago, So just stay calm and be yourself. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
715 Just imagine them stuffed. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
716 Just lead off with the one about the lion and the rabbi. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
717 Be careful: this audience will eat you alive. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
718 Just make sure you keep good eye contact. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
719 They said the audience would be full of 'pride', but this is not what I was expecting. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
720 What we've learned about how to avoid being killed by humans. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
721 Tell them how delighted we are to see such an enthusiastic audience, but remind them that dinner is NOT included in the program. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
722 Remember, you are more than just a piece of meat. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
723 Um...thank you for having me. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
724 And now, our featured speaker on the health benefits of a vegan diet. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
725 Imagine they are vegan. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
726 I mean, it could be worse, they could be humans! 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
727 Remember, confidence! And leave out all that stuff about how vulnerable you feel up here on stage. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
728 Wrap it up, lunch is next on the agenda so we got to get out of here. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
729 I suggest that you don’t speak from personal experience. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
730 They’re a friendly group, but you should decline any invitations for dinner. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
731 Don't be nervous. Just picture all of them toothless. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
732 I'd love to hear your presentation on the food chain, but I've got to run. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
733 Break a leg! Oh wait, no, that would really send this crowd into a frenzy. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
734 They're just interested in what you have to say. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
735 Everyone out there thinks you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
736 After your presentation, don’t announce the break for dinner!” 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
737 Just greet and run. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
738 It's the females you have to worry about. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
739 Don't worry, they already ate... the last speaker. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
740 'You're the GOAT, don't forget it!' 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
741 Start with 'Hakuna Matata' and finish with the 'Born Free' theme 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
742 Just open with "Please turn off your cell phones and no eating during the show." 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
743 Start with that joke and you’ll have them eating your hand in no time. Out of your hand. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
744 Just keep in mind, it’s not a friendly audience. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
745 Just stop when you hear the roar of the crowd. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
746 Imagine they’re all naked as a jaybird they just viciously devoured. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
747 Just picture them all wearing clothes. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
748 Marshall, your paper has been pride- reviewed. You’ve got this!!!! 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
749 The emergency exit is to your left. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
750 Just start by saying “Please don’t eat the messenger.” 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
751 I know they're gonna love ya. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
752 It's a great speech. I say run with it. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
753 Have you ever had such an attentive audience? 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
754 Don't talk past lunch time. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
755 Relax! You're going to slay them! 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
756 Thoughts and preyers. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
757 Wait until you see the elephant in the room. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
758 Remember what I told you, just imagine them all as rugs on the floor of a billionare's home. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
759 Prey tell. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
760 Remember. Don't look delicious. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
761 Picture them without their fur 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
762 No worries. Nothing but pride from this audience. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
763 Remember, this is just a focus group. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
764 Just ignore the catcalls. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
765 Go ahead, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
766 Don’t be nervous! What could possibly go wrong? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
767 Don't worry, they've had plenty of snacks in the lobby... 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
768 Don't worry. You'll have their full attention. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
769 Maybe we should rephrase that to "When we come back" instead of "After Lunch" 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
770 Thanks for attending our talk on pacifism. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
771 I think you need to get a different booking agent for your seminars. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
772 They are gonna eat you up! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
773 Try this, tell them we now identify as lions. 1.2891 0.05563 128 103 13 12
774 It's never easy to open for the hyena. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
775 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them with their heads mounted on a wall. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
776 We should really re-think our opening line of 'Let us prey.' 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
777 You're lucky, the speaker that went before the buffet is now missing. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
778 Remind them that there is a snack bar in the lobby. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
779 Don't forget to announce the lunch break. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
780 I'd open with a joke. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
781 Start off with a joke. Nobody likes it when their food tastes funny. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
782 No,of course there aren’t any cheetahs. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
783 Be sure to emphasize the part about benefits of a vegetarian diet 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
784 Good luck, I have to run. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
785 It’s a zoo out there tonight. 1.2881 0.04520 118 86 30 2
786 Tough Crowd 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
787 Leave out the opening joke about the lion and gazelle who walk into a bar. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
788 Pushing the antelope 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
789 Go ahead and introduce yourself. I have to run. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
790 Pretend it’s dinner theatre. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
791 Open with a joke. I'll be at the hotel. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
792 When you finish, don’t come back for a curtain call. Run like hell. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
793 It’ll be easy. Just imagine they’re all naked. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
794 Don't worry deer. They'll eat it up. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
795 And the winner is… The Lion Kimg??? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
796 We definitely need to find a new business manager. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
797 Relax. Just imagine they're all wearing clothes. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
798 Start with the joke about the zebra--they'll eat it up. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
799 It’s okay, it’s Pride Week 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
800 Don't worry, they already love you. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
801 They just ate. Keep it short and you should be okay. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
802 Remember, don’t break for lunch. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
803 Maybe skip the audience participation part. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
804 I'd advise against breaking a leg. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
805 It helps if you remember they're all naked. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
806 Remember to cater to your consumers 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
807 Just imagine them completely dressed. 1.2869 0.04429 122 89 31 2
808 They’re gonna eat us alive 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
809 Don't worry. They LOVED the last guy. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
810 I would have liked to thank my mother but one of you guys ate her 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
811 Don't worry, the audience already loves you! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
812 They’re going to eat up every word you say 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
813 It's alright. Imagine them full. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
814 Careful, they'll eat you alive. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
815 Maybe skip the bit about 'greedy fat cats' 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
816 Forget the notes. I'm thinking it'll be a pretty short speech. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
817 What ever you do, don't leave them hungry for more! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
818 Yes, but we identify as lionesses ! 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
819 I believe the correct phrase, in this instance, is: "To Flee or Not to Flee". 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
820 Relax! In no time they'll be eating the palm of your hand. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
821 And, you’re the last speaker before lunch. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
822 Don't you think Zooming would be wiser? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
823 Swallow your pride before the pride swallows you. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
824 It’s a killer audience. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
825 I'll wait for you outside. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
826 Trust your instincts! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
827 Expect catcalls. 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
828 I was only joking when I said “Dinner and a show” 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
829 Are you kidding? They'll eat you up!" 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
830 It’s a tough audience, if you disappoint, they’ll eat you alive. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
831 Prey tell, who is the winner? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
832 Don't worry. I'm sure they'll just eat you up. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
833 Try not to act too natural. 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
834 Most speakers would die for an audience this attentive. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
835 Don’t let the drooling distract you! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
836 I suggest we open by listing the things we have in common. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
837 Of course they're sorry – why else would they show up to her funeral? 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
838 My biggest fear is that I'll come across like a dear in the headlights. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
839 You have your turn now, and I'll speak after lunch. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
840 Go on,just imagine them all with clothes on. 1.2832 0.05687 113 90 14 9
841 Just imagine them all with their clothes on. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
842 They're going to just eat this up! 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
843 I feel like they're just looking at me like I'm a piece of meat 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
844 Did you hear the question, Senator? Running for re-election in 2026? 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
845 And don’t say ‘let’s cut to the chase’ 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
846 Remember, they're also picturing you naked too. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
847 You give it, I have to run.. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
848 I guarantee public speaking won't be your biggest fear after today. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
849 Resist any urge to crowd surf 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
850 Picture them naked. And declawed. 1.2828 0.06098 99 79 12 8
851 Don't start with a joke. They killed and ate the hyenas. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
852 What’s the worst thing that could happen? 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
853 Don’t forget to stress how much better you feel being vegan. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
854 Kill it or they’ll eat you alive. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
855 Just think of them as being naked. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
856 Perhaps zoom would have been a better option here. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
857 Frank,do you notice the way that the audience seems unduly hungry for what you are saying? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
858 You'll do great. Just picture them without their fur coats. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
859 Trust me. It will be over before you know it. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
860 Imagine them with no fur 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
861 Remember: Just don't hurt their pride." 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
862 It may help if you imagine them wearing clothes. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
863 Just remind them we're ordering out for lunch. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
864 CAT LIVES MATTER . . . Great speech! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
865 What did you expect during pride month? 1.2812 0.05312 128 102 16 10
866 I know you're nervous, but -- trust me -- the audience is going to eat this up. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
867 Relax, they’re all smiling. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
868 Just keep throwing them red meat. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
869 It usually helps if you open with a good zebra joke. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
870 Refer to the program, not “menu” 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
871 Maybe take out the part about how stupid and slow they are. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
872 I thought we were friends 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
873 Just be thankful that anybody showed up to your poetry reading. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
874 The last speaker left them wanting more. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
875 If all else fails, appeal to their pride. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
876 Maybe don’t mention we canceled the refreshments. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
877 You’ll do fine, just look at the audience as if they were all wearing clothes. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
878 Remember when we said if our Q3 earnings were down we’d throw you to the lions?” 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
879 Relax. It can't be worse than the time you pitched renaming the company "X". 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
880 Save "Running on Empty" until your last song. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
881 Be sure to emphasize the advantages of a vegetarian diet. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
882 You need to be brief and not let your lecture run into the lunch hour! 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
883 Remember--no jumping to conclusions, leaps of logic, or any other sudden moves. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
884 I'd skip your opening joke about the cowardly lion. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
885 Always leave them wanting more… 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
886 Believe me, they'll eat it up. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
887 Don’t bait them 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
888 Introduce the elephants then get off-stage as fast as you can. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
889 No worries....they were served a hyena brunch before the show. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
890 Just give 'em some food for thought. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
891 Frederika will now sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' to close out our symposium. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
892 This is the last time I let you rope me into open mic night, Harold. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
893 Don’t tell them where the herd is moving to! 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
894 If they don't like the joke, what's the worst that can happen? 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
895 I know it’s your first time on our Annual Food Convention, but I do believe you will be quite a treat for the audience! 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
896 They’ll love you. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
897 They want to meet you, not eat you. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
898 The caterers just called and said they're running late.. Just tell a few stories or something to keep their mind off of food. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
899 Picture them dressed. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
900 What the hell did you expect, it’s a lecture on antelope migration patterns” 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
901 Just remember - you’re good enough and smart enough and gosh darn it, they’re gonna love you. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
902 Don’t worry, they just had lunch. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
903 Imagine them toothless 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
904 Go on Christian, you'll be fine. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
905 Be sure not to get a standing ovation. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
906 Just picture them in cages. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
907 Don't worry, they're going to love you, they're going to just eat you up! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
908 Maybe cut the part where you sing. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
909 Short, sincere, and don't take questions. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
910 You'll be fine. Just picture them all as kittens. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
911 Are the mushrooms helping? 1.2759 0.05556 116 93 14 9
912 Just do better than the last three speakers. The crowd ate them alive. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
913 Your good... They just had lunch and will be asleep soon... 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
914 Scratch the line "You are welcome to the meet and greet after my lecture. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
915 Who's idea was it to schedule our presentation just before their lunch? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
916 Relax. It's not as bad as a set of headlights. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
917 You go long on the speech and I'll map out our escape route. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
918 The audience is going to eat me alive. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
919 Imagine them all pleasantly full and somnolent. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
920 Just imagine them all eating salads. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
921 You'll be great. Just picture them all completely full. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
922 You'll be fine. Just imagine them all with clothes on. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
923 Start with the Androcles joke. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
924 I heard there's a high interest in your talks becoming a live feed! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
925 Just read the slogan—EAT MORE BUFFALO! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
926 Remember—you WANT them to roar. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
927 Just picture them shaved, and you'll be fine. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
928 See if you can put them to sleep. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
929 They're undressing me with their eyes. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
930 I promise you the speech is good - you think I would just feed you to the lions? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
931 Don’t worry! They ate before the show. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
932 Hakuna matata, Man - they all checked 'Vegan' on their response cards. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
933 What do you mean you need to pee? 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
934 They are hungry to see you. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
935 Relax, it's not like they are going to eat you 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
936 I'd say break a leg but you might need it. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
937 Oh, c’mon… it’s good… they’ll eat it up! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
938 Don’t you just love to hear the roar of the crowd? 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
939 Don't worry, you'll have them roaring with laughter. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
940 No worry, they’ll eat it up. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
941 Don't worry, they've taken diversity, equity, and inclusion training. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
942 I thought this was the elks’ club. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
943 Relax. You won't even make it to the podium. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
944 Just imagine they all wear clothes. Now imagine they're in their underpants. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
945 This isn’t what came to mind when you said we were speaking at a “pride” event. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
946 Just imagine they’re all herbivores. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
947 Be sure to hit hard on changing to our plant-based diet. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
948 You'll do great. Just imagine they've just been fed. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
949 These are the terms of the truce. 1.2727 0.04391 121 90 29 2
950 The rest of the herd want you to know how much we appreciate this. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
951 Remember, do what I do and just imagine they're all taxidermied. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
952 I feel like Mike Pence on January 6. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
953 Relax, they're all vaccinated. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
954 Just make sure they know what you mean when you say ‘Let us pray.’ 1.2727 0.05750 121 100 9 12
955 This audience is most attentive right before the lunch break. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
956 Put on a brave face. They can smell fear. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
957 What did you expect at a roast? 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
958 "Stress that long chases in hot weather are bad for their health. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
959 Just pretend they’re all clothed. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
960 You got this, I´m sure they don´t bite 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
961 *Just picture them all in their underwear." 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
962 Don't worry, the Lions' club is a friendly and supportive group. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
963 No Carl, the strike isn't over. Netflix still gets the lion's share." 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
964 Hope to see you after. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
965 Let’s hope they roar with laughter. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
966 You can do this. Just picture them without any fur. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
967 They’ve all paid for a meet and greet too. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
968 They're more interested in your body than your thoughts! 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
969 Don’t worry, this isn’t dinner theater. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
970 Be clear, be brief, be gone. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
971 It's Pride week. Just be yourself! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
972 I know. Public speaking is terrifying. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
973 Don’t worry if your material is funny enough. This audience will eat it up! 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
974 Don’t worry about your talk! They’ll eat it up. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
975 Don’t be afraid. Just pretend their all naked. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
976 Don't worry, they're all on Ozempic. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
977 just pretend that they're vegan 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
978 That's not what I meant when I said "prey go on." 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
979 . Don't forget to tell everyone about the free veggie bar after our talk. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
980 Don’t mention lunch. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
981 They're already naked. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
982 Whatever you do, don't invite the audience members up on stage. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
983 Okay, you tell them the snack bar will be closed during intermission, 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
984 Don’t leave your audience hungry for more. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
985 Make sure to mention we are members of the Lions Club." 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
986 Stage fright? That's the least of your worries. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
987 Just pretend everyone eats grass! 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
988 You’ll get a roaring reception when you endorse Gay Pride Month. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
989 No, seriously, you have to speak into the microphone… 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
990 Just imagine them all toothless. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
991 Oh that flight instinct is perfectly normal 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
992 Remember to exit stage left, and fast. 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
993 It's OK. Just imagine they're all vegetarian. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
994 Give them something to sink their teeth into. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
995 Just be grateful you were scheduled after lunch. 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
996 You got this! Look at those faces. It's clearly a crowd hungry for intelligent discourse. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
997 Stage fright is the least of your problems! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
998 It’s normal to to have a little stage fright 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
999 Trust me you’ll be fine, just read it as it was written. You didn’t think I could get them to sit either. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1000 Don't worry, the last comedian killed. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1001 All you need to do is introduce the Zebra Choir. And be quick about it. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1002 Just remember, taking the free public speaking class at the Lions Club was all your idea." 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1003 Just read! Don't just stand there like a you-know-what in the headlights! 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1004 Just picture that they're fully clothed. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1005 Grin and bear it. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1006 No no, they are licking their lips with anticipation…! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1007 No! You go first. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1008 Idiot. No wonder you were able to get us the gig. This is not one of The Lions Clubs I had in mind. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
1009 Pssst — remember to tell them about the barbecue afterward! 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1010 Get out there and show em' what you're made of! 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1011 Wow, we've never had so many bids for our celebrity deer date auction! 1.2673 0.06116 101 83 9 9
1012 Don’t worry they’ve just finished lunch. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1013 To begin your speech, you might want to mention that we taste unpalatably "gamey". 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1014 Relax, we’re behind you. Way behind you. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1015 you will be fine as long as you keep it short- just remember you are last speaker before lunch... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1016 This crowd is hungry for a good speech. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1017 Don’t be nervous. Just imagine that they’re all declawed. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1018 Deep breath, this audience ate the last presenter alive during the Q&A portion. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1019 Don’t worry! That lip smacking you hear is just the way they applaud. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1020 Just imagine them all without their fur on. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1021 Here's a new recipe for meat substitute. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1022 Be confident. If they sense you’re weak and vulnerable, well… 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1023 Watch what you say, this is a rough crowd and they'll eat you alive 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1024 Oh, don't worry. Just make sure your aren't around at intermission" 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1025 It's not like am throwing you to the wolves ! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1026 Just imagine they're all naked- you'll be fine 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1027 That's weird, they're imagining you fully dressed." 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1028 Just remember, they all liked your TikTok video. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1029 Don’t take tomatoes thrown at you too personal, it’s just a garnish. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1030 Spell it out--vegan means slim, svelte. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1031 Start with a Detroit joke. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1032 It's okay, their naked too. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1033 Not to worry. We’re downwind of them. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1034 Just imagine they're all clothed" 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1035 Don’t freeze. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1036 Open with “ VEGANS, am I right?” 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1037 If they get restless, sing a few bars of A Lion Sleeps Tonight 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1038 Just don't get too close to the mic" 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1039 Don't worry, the audience is hungry for more. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1040 Bob, I'd omit the 'food for thought' reference 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1041 Just envision the audience as having just eaten. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1042 You go first, I think you'll be well received. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1043 Whatever you do, don’t start by saying, “Let us pray.” 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1044 Just imagine them all naked. And - having just eaten. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1045 Keep it brief and run like the wind. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1046 And remember, they’re still recovering carnivores, so try not to look too delicious 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1047 No worries! Our act is so great, the audience will eat it up! 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1048 Imagine them naked, you'll be fine. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1049 Imagine them all wearing suits. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1050 It's entirely possible this isn't about gun control. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1051 At least we aren’t feeding you to the wolves! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1052 Try imagining they're all wearing clothes. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1053 Be prepared for a reaction. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1054 At least you're not speaking in the lions' den. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1055 And don't say, "Are there any questions?" or they'll be sure to pounce! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1056 Trust me,you have the audiences full attention. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1057 Try to imagine them with clothes on. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1058 Remember, just relax, speak clearly and don't limp as you're leaving the stage. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1059 Imagine they're dressed in clothing. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1060 Go ahead, Vegan Society President. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1061 Leave them wanting more. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1062 I know. It's hard to be the last speaker before lunch. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1063 Relax. They invited us to dinner after your talk. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1064 Maybe skip the Call to Action. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1065 Just try to picture them with no claws on. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1066 …and that is why we should all go vegetarian. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1067 They're a tough audience but you have good talking points. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1068 We left "lunch" off the agenda on purpose 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1069 Remember, if you get nervous, just picture them declawed. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1070 Don't worry, what ever you say, they'll eat it up. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1071 Don’t worry, they’re gonna just eat you up! 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1072 and now here’s the author to read his/her book - a vegans guide to the amazing vegetation of the Serengeti and why it’s good for your health. 1.2627 0.05440 118 96 13 9
1073 Don’t worry, they’ve already HAD their dinner! 1.2626 0.04445 99 73 26 0
1074 We’re on the menu 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1075 Come on, it's moments like this that will separate you from the herd! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1076 Don't let them see that you're nervous or they'll eat you alive. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1077 Oh, go ahead. They won’t bite! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1078 You can start with “Can you feel the love tonight?”… 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1079 Remember no eye contact, this audience loves cute goats. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1080 Start off with a joke. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1081 Don’t be nervous—they all love gazelles. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1082 Maybe don’t read the room. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1083 you're an audience favorite. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1084 Just run with it. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1085 Just imagine them stuffed and mounted. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1086 You got this Gary, just imagine they’re all herbivores. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1087 The modern push for veganism - An essay 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1088 Try not to act natural. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1089 I know it’s a convocation, but you might want to avoid using ‘us’ and ‘pray’ in the same sentence. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1090 You’ll do fine, just don’t turn your back on them. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1091 Just picture them all furless..." 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1092 Don't confuse "pray" and "prey". 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1093 That should read 'herbivore', not 'hors d'oeuvre'. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1094 Just picture them clothed. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1095 Visualize them as toothless vegans! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1096 Go ahead. They are stage lights,not headlights! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1097 Pssst… Tell them we are in costumes. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1098 Oh, you'll do great. Just picture them all sitting there as herbivores. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1099 I think they are going to eat me alive 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1100 Look out for the headlights in the fourth row. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1101 That’s one very engaged audience! 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1102 They’re in for a real treat. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1103 Don't worry. They just had a big buffet lunch. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1104 Go ahead. I'll speak after lunch. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1105 What do you mean you're nervous? What's the worst that could happen? 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1106 Flattery, lots of flattery. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1107 Don't worry, your speech will put them to sleep. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1108 Be ready to run. 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1109 Tell them about the recent research that found a correlation between eating flesh and erectile dysfunction." 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1110 Oh, go on. They'll eat it up. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1111 Relax, it’s not dinner theater. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1112 Settle down, remember they just ate lunch. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1113 Good luck. Tough audience, but they're hungry to hear what you have to say. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1114 Just picture them playing with a ball of yarn. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1115 They say it’s best to start with a humorous anecdote. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1116 They weren't kidding when they said going on stage would be like feeding yourself to the lions. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1117 This event has never been this well attended before! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1118 Our first comedian all the way from Tanzania is "Rodney Endangerfield" 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1119 Just avoid any questions about lunch 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1120 Break it to them gently that the smorgasbord is vegan. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1121 Remember, you only have to talk faster than the slowest gazelle. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1122 And remember, you’re *not* just a piece of meat. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1123 I would maybe lead with the benefits of a vegan diet. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1124 We need to hire a new agent. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1125 Remember, they have come to hear you because they are looking to adopt a healthier, less meat-dependent diet. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1126 Either knock them dead or keep them smiling. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1127 Break a le...umm...You got this! 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1128 And next on the agenda we have: lunch. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1129 Don't worry, there was a buffet before this. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1130 If you are nervous just picture them naked. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1131 Read fast. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1132 Don't worry, they had lunch before they got here! 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1133 Hope the audience just boos you off the stage 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1134 You'll have their complete attention. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1135 Remember to tell them to remain in their seats until you have left the stage. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1136 Remember to really enunciate when you say "Kudos to you all" 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1137 Now they want to see you up close. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1138 Be sure to highlight the vegan options available during intermission. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1139 Don't worry, you're gonna kill! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1140 Don’t be sheepish. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1141 Just picture them as carnivores without clothes. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1142 Go ahead…just don’t break a leg 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1143 This year's winning recipe is ... 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1144 Oops. Wrong room. My bad. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1145 Make it quick and leave them wanting more. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1146 Just picture them over our mantel. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1147 Just don’t make any sudden moves. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1148 Don’t worry. They’ll love you! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1149 Trust me, they're vegans. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1150 You'll be fine; it's an after-dinner speech. Love to stay; but, I gotta run. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1151 Remind them we break for lunch right after your speech. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1152 Just picture them skinned 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1153 Read-ie Pagliaccio... 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1154 Go on, I’ll be fine. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1155 They'll drool over your every word. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1156 Hope you've got your stuff tonight! Otherwise, this is the kind of crowd that can eat you alive! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1157 Don't believe what you've heard. They're actually just a bunch of pussycats. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1158 And that sums up the benefits of going vegan. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1159 You are going to kill!! Or be killed...one or the other...good luck 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1160 They’ll eat it up. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1161 I think the vegan plank might be too inflammatory with the base. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1162 It's OK; they've already eaten. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1163 Be careful. Reporters are a bunch of predators. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1164 Just keep talkin!!! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1165 Relax; try to imagine your audience wearing muzzles. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1166 It is ok to avoid eye contact today! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1167 Don't worry they just came from the buffet! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1168 Just picture them cleaning their butt. 1.2569 0.05888 109 91 8 10
1169 Remind them of your research on plant-based diets. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1170 I see you meant 'lion's den' literally. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1171 Remember to keep it tasteful, but not tasty. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1172 I heard if you do a good job they’ll take you out for dinner after! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1173 This time, we're going to have the winners remain in their seats. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1174 Just imagine that they are all furless. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1175 Ok, calmly read our plea. However, should you see a wet chin, immediately exit stage left. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1176 Not only is this a great opportunity to conquer your fear, you're also giving me a head start. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1177 Stay on schedule- as the last speaker, you really don't want to get between them and the dinner break. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1178 What the cast of Cats does on their day off 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1179 Just keep talking and skip the ‘and now it’s time for lunch’ line. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1180 Quick and to the point. They're not expecting these layoffs. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1181 Relax! You'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand, so to speak. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1182 I’ll be Siegfried. You do Roy. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1183 Deep breath. They can smell stage fright. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1184 One way or another this will surely put an end to your fear of public speaking 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1185 Imagine them all not wanting to eat you 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1186 You’re sure they’re vegetarians, right ? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1187 Just imagine that they're all naked! Oh, and that they won't kill you. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1188 Just remember - "Hakuna matata." 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1189 You coulda just been in a headlight, but no, you wanted a spotlight. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1190 Start with a joke. I’ve heard this crowd can just eat you alive. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1191 I guess this could've just been an email 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1192 Remember, these are predators. They want to hear about the existential angst they cause when they mass near a water hole, reveling in the thrill of the hunt and salivating at the thought of a Pantagruelian feast of freshly killed meat. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1193 Relax, the audience wants to see your vulnerabilities. They want to know what you're like on the inside. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1194 Just imagine them naked. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1195 Never lose sight of the primacy of ideas over brute strength . . . or that exit door that I'm about to prop open. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1196 It should be okay; they’ve just eaten but if something goes wrong remember the laser pointer. Gets them every time 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1197 And for goodness sake, don't say, "Shall we pray." It could be misunderstood. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1198 Remember, the mane reason they’re here is to see what you bring to the table 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1199 Don't you think ending the invocation with "Let us pray" is just what they're waiting for? 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1200 Just let them know that lunch is being served. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1201 I forgot my lions! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1202 Nervous? Just imagine they are vegetarians. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1203 If I was you I'd fire your agent." 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1204 Just don't let pride swallow you 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1205 Don't be nervous. Look at how they love you! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1206 Just visualize not being eaten. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1207 They're all hungry to hear what you have to say. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1208 No worries, they're a bunch of pussy cats. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1209 Just think of them all as vegetarians. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1210 Just don't say anything that might bait them. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1211 Now remember, don't do any "Pride" jokes. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1212 C’mon, it’s the gnus everybody wants to hear! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1213 Of course I'm nervous, they eat guys like me for breakfast. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1214 Don’t worry , they ate already 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1215 Just visualize them hairless... 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1216 There’s a steak in the podium if things get tense. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1217 It helps if you think of them in clothes 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1218 For God's sake, if they ask you, 'Are you going to run,' deflect! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1219 Homonyms confuse them. Don't start with 'let us pray'" 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1220 You'll be fine. They're just stand-ins from the Wizard of Oz. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1221 Don't forget to tell them to put their phones on mute 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1222 If naked doesn't work, imagine them all well fed. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1223 Just imagine they’re wearing clothes. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1224 Oh deer, what can the matter be? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1225 If you’re nervous, try picturing them with clothes on. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1226 If you’re nervous, just imagine they’re all rugs. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1227 You'll do fine. They're all stuffed. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1228 The trick is to imagine them without their fur. And teeth. And claws. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1229 Just picture them fully dressed, and you'll be fine. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1230 Don't worry. You'll be done before you know it. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1231 If they roar, it means they liked it. If they stand up, run for your life! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1232 Well Marv, I guess it can't be worse than Florida? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1233 Oh c’mon, they’ll eat it up. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1234 Make sure your done before they break for lunch 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1235 What do you mean we are on the after meeting menu. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1236 Just imagine them as vegetarians. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1237 It's your call. Either 'Always On My Mind"' or 'Lion Sleeps Tonight'. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1238 Don't worry, Will Smith is not in the audience. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1239 Just do a very short summary, then take off! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1240 Open with a joke, then run like hell. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1241 Just tell yourself they're all naked. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1242 read the giraffe recipe 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1243 Don’t worry… they eat this stuff up. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1244 Relax...everyone's afraid of public speaking." 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1245 Don't be nervous. Just imagine they don't have any clothes on. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1246 You'll be fine just as long as you don't try crowd-surfing. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1247 It's only public speaking...what's the worst that could happen? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1248 You've got nothing to worry about, they'll eat it up! 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1249 First time at dinner theater? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1250 Break a leg! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1251 You'll have them eating your hands in no time. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1252 This is a tough audience. Stick to the script or they will eat you alive. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1253 Don't panic, you'll put them to sleep. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1254 Picture them naked. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1255 Imagine a crowd of vegetarians. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1256 Rush if you need to. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1257 I have to warn you, the lions are hecklers. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1258 You'll be OK. Just imagine they're all naked. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1259 Welcome to ‘The Leaner Meat for a Healthier You’ Seminar?…You want me to read that? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1260 I'll introduce you, then cut to the chase! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1261 Don‘t worry! They‘ll love a good old roast! 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1262 I know you're nervous, but whatever you do, DON'T RUN" 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1263 Say, "we appeal to Our Maker," instead. They might misinterpret the word, "pray." 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
1264 If your speech is a success, try not to be consumed by pride. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1265 Go on, you'll never get a more attentive audience! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1266 Your vegetarian diet speech has always been a hit! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1267 Remember: just imagine them all toothless. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1268 Our next guest is an apex predator in ibex clothing. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1269 At least they won't throw you to the wolves. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1270 Welcome to “Confronting Your Fear” 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1271 I know you're nervous, but it's just a bunch of cowards. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1272 I thought you said literary lions; the speech would be to literary lions. 1.2500 0.06515 88 74 6 8
1273 Remember - roar as loudly as possible when you get to the part that you identify as a great cat. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1274 Strike the line about food served during intermission. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1275 You're good. They all had lunch 20 minutes ago. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1276 So, basically, you're gonna get one try at this. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1277 Will you be talking about headlights? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1278 I wouldn't open with the stupid cat joke. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1279 Has the cat got your tongue? 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1280 Don’t worry. It’s an after lunch presentation. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1281 Just picture everyone in their underbrush. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1282 You’re ok. They’ve eaten lunch 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1283 Don't worry if they seem distracted - you're the last speaker before lunch. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1284 If you get nervous, just picture of them wearing underwear. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1285 Good luck, it's always tough to be the last speaker before lunch. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1286 This is how we defend our theses now. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1287 Our topic today is why eating meat can take years off your life. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1288 Oh, one last thing. They can sense fear. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1289 No, YOU'RE going to kill. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1290 please, after you... 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1291 Don't worry it is knowledge they are hungry for. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1292 Remember, be brief. You’re the only thing between them and lunch. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1293 Oh,no, dear - ladies first! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1294 It helps if you imagine them as kittens 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1295 I'm responsible for telling them Noah picked his 2, and it's none of THEM?!! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1296 Just pretend they don’t have any teeth. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1297 Start with the ‘Vlad the Impala’ joke. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1298 Yes, they are carnivores. But we are here to reach beyond our herbivore bubble. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1299 I hate presenting in front of a pack of lions. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1300 My advice? Keep it very brief. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1301 Your nerves are totally normal. Fear of public speaking is second only to the fear of dying. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1302 they’ll forget what you said and they forget what you did, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel” 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1303 Consider it a pre-dinner speech. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1304 Remember to be boring. Try to put the audience asleep. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1305 Take your time. I’ll see you after. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1306 Try picturing them all naked. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1307 We were assured this was a safe space. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1308 Am I allowed to say lioness? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1309 If you sense them turning against you, pivot hard to the "akuna matata" bit. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1310 You always loved the roar of the crowd! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1311 No, no, please you first. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1312 Just keep them occupied until the uber wealthy hunters get here 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1313 Forget what happened to Stacey, they came to see YOU. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1314 Picture them with clothes on. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1315 Remember the trick: imagine they're all full. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1316 They only want to hear about the meal plan 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1317 The wildebeest had to cancel. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1318 You’re cute, but I can’t believe the speaking invitation was because you’re “just a piece of meat.” 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1319 Don’t start with “Let us prey” 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1320 Just another day at the UN, right? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1321 When you said you were going to 'run' for office, I didn't think you meant this. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1322 Take away their sharp claws, crushing jaws, and insatiable lust for blood and they're just regular animals looking for some comedy tonight. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1323 That old trick won't work! They're already naked! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1324 Don't worry. You're the GOAT! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1325 And afterward there will be a light lunch. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1326 Our session will review the hazards of eating red meat. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1327 I don’t think this material will save us. They’re literally going to eat us alive! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1328 Don't worry; it's over before you read the first word. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1329 Not to worry, it’s a Wegovy convention. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1330 If you hear a cell phone, just let it go." 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1331 Walk up to the podium. They won’t bite. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1332 I suggest avoiding stage diving! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1333 I now give you Marty, who will explain the benefits of a plant based diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1334 Maybe revisit your opener of "I know I'm the last thing standing between you and lunch. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1335 Is it me or does the audience seem a little too engaged? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1336 No no...You go first, they won't eat us if we're confident. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1337 Don't be nervous -- they'll love you. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1338 This motherfucker… 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1339 To whom it may concern… 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1340 Start with some red meat. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1341 I wasn't expecting a captive audience, but this? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1342 Don’t be nervous. They can’t wait to hear your talk about the virtues of a plant based diet.” 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1343 I heard they’re hungry for fresh talent! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1344 Not to worry ... they'll eat you up! 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
1345 It's okay, they've already been fed. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1346 Don’t worry, I’d never just throw you to the wolves. They’re lions. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1347 Stage fright? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1348 I'm sure they'll find your talk very tasteful.. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1349 Worst. Dream. Ever. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1350 It's the Christian thing to do. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1351 Remember you are finished right before lunchtime. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1352 I can't tell you that your message of peace for all is going to be well-received tonight. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1353 Skip the 'let us prey' part. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1354 Just project confidence and try not to look too delicious. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1355 Imagining them naked doesn't really help. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1356 In your case, some nervousness is adaptive. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1357 You could just say, "Good evening Cats and kittens." 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1358 Sing like your life depended on it! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1359 Come on, you're the motivational speaker. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1360 Nothing to worry about. They already filled up on the buffet before they got here. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1361 Relax. You've got a really strong argument about going vegan. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1362 Relax. I've never see a more appreciative audience. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1363 You are both the presenter and the award. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1364 I wouldn't throw you out there to the wolves! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1365 Yeah. I see them too. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1366 Look, you know your lions. Stick to the script—stop yourself from making any sudden moves or jumping with excitement. And for God’s sake, no running away, no matter what happens! 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1367 Go on, they’re going to eat this up! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1368 Just imagine they’re all wearing dentures. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1369 Don’t be nervous. Just try to picture them with their fur off. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1370 Don't worry, they're not that picky. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1371 If they start to give you a standing ovation… RUN! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1372 I’d keep it short - your remarks are the only thing standing between them and lunch. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1373 No, they all just finished supper. 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
1374 Go on…announce the new endangered species list. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1375 Just imagine they’re all in their underwear 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1376 You’ll be fine: just picture them naked.” “They’re already naked!” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1377 You might need to stall for time. Lunch is running late. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1378 Just pretend they're humans. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1379 Are we prey, or should we pray? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1380 Go ahead Giselle, imagine them all eating grass" 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1381 Go ahead—you have endangered species protection. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1382 Maybe scrub the bit about frolicking in the meadow at dawn. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1383 They're polite now, but if they put their Bibs on--it's 'Curtains' ! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1384 At tonight’s Lions Club meeting, the final remaining Gazelle Club members speak about their suspected reasons for declining membership. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1385 Just make sure not to insult their pride. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1386 Just imagine them all in sheep's clothing 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1387 You mean there's ANOTHER Lions Club? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1388 I think you should open with your zebra joke. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1389 Imagine you audience has just eaten. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1390 This audience will eat you alive if you aren’t careful what you say. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1391 Let's not have audience participation this time 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1392 There’s nothing to worry about. They already ate Larry. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1393 Don't be afraid. Just pretend they're glued to your presen. . .uh, to their seats. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1394 Remember to keep it brief, we're about to break for lunch. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1395 Don't worry. I heard they really ate up yesterday's wildebeest panel. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1396 Get back up there, they're hungry for more! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1397 When you are done use the microphone to pole vault to the back. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1398 You'll do fine, honey. Just pretend that the audience is naked ... and de-clawed! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1399 You're gonna kill. (Or be killed.) 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1400 Remember, play to the benefits of diversity to Feline interests. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1401 Don't worry. They'll eat up the "gay pride" joke. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1402 Better wrap it up, they all have that lean and hungry look now. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1403 And remember, your job is to stress the food value of the zebra! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1404 If we go out there they're gonna eat us alive. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1405 C'mon get out there. They'll eat you up. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1406 In retrospect, we probably should have scheduled your speech for AFTER lunch. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1407 The only thing you have to fear is fear itself 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1408 just drive home what we discussed: eating plant based protein means they get to cut out the middleman and save big on energy 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1409 Just pretend they have clothes on. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1410 Just speak from your chest and try not to look like a straggler 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1411 You'll have them eating out of your hand. OK, wrong choice of words. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1412 They just finished lunch. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1413 Just imagine them as vegetarians in their underwear. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1414 They've invited you to the banquet afterwards. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1415 They don’t know you’re food. They’re zoo lions. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1416 Maybe cut the joke about Mufasa 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1417 Ladies and Gentlemen. We welcome you to our show; "Life on the Prairie." Please remember that food and beverages will be served after the program! 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1418 We’ve chosen you because you always put the audience to sleep 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1419 Okay Steve, just imagine they’re all in their underwear. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1420 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them wearing underwear. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1421 Don't worry, I think they're going to eat this up. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1422 You got this! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1423 Now don’t get nervous but they’ve been asking when we’re going to break for lunch. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1424 Go on. They're not going to eat you. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1425 Don’t worry. They look as if they could just eat you up! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1426 You swear they have all had a sedative! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1427 I suggest you make it short, perhaps funny, and quickly exit the stage. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1428 Don't panic, but lunch has been delayed. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1429 Don't worry. They'll never notice your limp. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1430 Just picture them all fully clothed. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1431 Pretend they're not about to eat you. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1432 Lead with a joke,then run like hell. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1433 They may look like a hostile audience, but really, they're just a bunch of pussycats. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1434 Just imagine them without any teeth--or claws. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1435 Maybe you shouldn't start with "Let us pray." 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1436 Don't worry--they're all vegetarians. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1437 Don’t worry honey, just start by saying, “I am woman hear me roar!” 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1438 They say most people fear public speaking more than they fear death. Let's put that to a test! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1439 Just imagine they're all sitting there in just their underwear. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1440 The PRED talk seemed like a good idea. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1441 With this crowd, I won't tell you to break a leg. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1442 Don't worry, they all had dinner 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1443 They will feast on your every word. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1444 It’s all about confidence. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1445 Look at it this way somebody has to go first !! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1446 Emphasize the part about our poor taste ! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1447 There are good ideas and there are damn good ideas. This is neither. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1448 You got this! Just go out there and kill it like you did at the Elks lodge. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1449 Imagine your audience naked" 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1450 "Remember, when we sing 'So Long, Farewell, I'll See You in the Morning,’ you dance across the stage, smile, then head out the back door.” 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1451 This is why we did all those open mikes at the watering hole. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1452 You said it was the Rotary, not Lions. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1453 I told you I wouldn't feed you to the wolves! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1454 I'm pleased to introduce our keynote speaker, Mr. Lope, who will deliver his inspiring Live and Let Live speech. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1455 Vulnerability is a strength. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1456 …maybe not from laughter, but don’t worry, they’ll be roaring 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1457 Don't be nervous. They ate before they came. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1458 Try imagining them without any teeth. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1459 You look like a deer in headlights 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1460 Do you have an overwhelming feeling of pride? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1461 Remember: They are here to learn how to run faster with you, not at you. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1462 tell them you like cats 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1463 Do not talk about protein intake under any circumstance. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1464 Just tell them that for today, we are not on the menu. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1465 Just remember none of them are wearing pants 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1466 Be sure to start off with a tasteless joke. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1467 Imagine they have no appetite. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1468 Take out the toothless old lion line and add ungulates cause cancer. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1469 They are sure to eat you up 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1470 Just pretend they've all shed their fur. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1471 Just remember, "Speak. Prey. Love." 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1472 Just don't be yourself. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1473 Calm down,kid. It ain’t Carnegie Hall 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1474 Naked? That never works for me. Just picture them toothless and limping. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1475 You'll do great. It's not like they're going to eat you. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1476 Relax, you'll have them roaring in seconds. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1477 Like I said, we’ve got a KILLER audience in tonight 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1478 No, Frank, YOU’RE gonna kill. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1479 Go ahead, tell your jokes! They’ve got a real appetite for stand up gazell.. i mean comedy. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1480 They’re already naked. You’re naked. Imagine something else. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1481 Your jokes should keep them roaring. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
1482 Go ahead Tom. Read that part where we will no longer stand for harassment. I’ll wait in the car. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1483 Intermittent fasting is a new concept to this audience. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1484 Go out there and kill'em. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1485 You should have their undivided attention, we haven't fed them since brunch. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1486 Are you sure we are at the right meeting? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1487 Remind them of the problems we have in common: global warming, drought, habitat destruction, the dentist from Minnesota. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1488 This time stage fright is warranted. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1489 Don't break a leg; that would be bad. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1490 Relax, they came for a talk on the joy of vegetarianism. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1491 Do NOT accept a lunch invitation. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1492 They're going to love us, you'll see 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1493 Just pretend they all had a big lunch. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
1494 You'll be OK. Just don't make eye contact. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
1495 Just imagine they're headlights. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1496 Remember to take the temperature of the room, but do it very, very carefully. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1497 Remember, they're just here for the laser show afterwards. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1498 But Larry, they ARE naked! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1499 Hoof it! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1500 Relax; the audience is going to eat this up! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1501 Not to worry. You’re the after dinner speaker. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1502 C'mon, it's not like your walking into a Lion's Den. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1503 Don't be nervous, they're woke California lions. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1504 Don’t be nervous - just imagine they’re all in their underwear 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1505 Go and show them you’re not just a piece of meat 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1506 Keep it short. This crowd gets restless if they're late for lunch. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1507 The Elks club had to cancel so the Lions club took the room 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1508 Don't worry, Glenis, they're going to eat you up. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1509 Don't let them see your fear or they'll eat you alive! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1510 But I told you I can’t speak in public! I’d rather die. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1511 Don’t worry, they all just finished dinner. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1512 The first time is always the hardest. 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1513 I'm told your mother is in the crowd tonight! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1514 You worry too much, remember this is the Vegan Pride Conference. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1515 Go on. They look like a friendly audience to me. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1516 Just breathe and pictures them all toothless. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1517 Remember, the catcalls are really complementary. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1518 Just tell 'em it was a misprint. Tell 'em it should have said 'new and exciting CANTALOUPE dishes.'" 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1519 Make it snappy, they’re getting hungry. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1520 Let’s address the elephant in the room…help us, Greg! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1521 Don’t worry, every audience loves your TED talk on plant based diets. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1522 I warmed them up for you. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
1523 Don't worry - they're just pussycats. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1524 It’s OK. You goat this! 1.2353 0.04221 102 78 24 0
1525 Remind them it’s not dinner theater. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1526 Sorry, but we have to pick two for the ark. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1527 First, Let’s discuss what is NOT on the lunch menu 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1528 Don't worry. They're wild about you! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1529 Try imagining them wearing pants. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1530 Sorry, last minute scheduling change from after to before lunch. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1531 Don't warm up to them, they seem too eager lap it all up 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1532 I think this crowd can smell flop sweat. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1533 but they already ARE naked... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1534 Lines, you idiot. I wanted more lines 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1535 They just left the Lamb's Club 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1536 You say...welcome to your first class in veganism for predators. As part of our immersion process, please refrain from snacking on the instructors. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1537 Relax. You definitely have their attention. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1538 There's nothing to worry about; they're all Vegan. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1539 i miss covid 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1540 I said ‘it.’ They’re gonna eat IT up. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1541 I'd like to say a few words before we all go to dinner. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1542 You only need to worry if they roar at your jokes! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1543 They're more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1544 It's ok, they are only hungry for knowledge ! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1545 You're right! They're gonna love you! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1546 The Elks Club has loosened its membership profile. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1547 You were the one who wanted to speak during pride week. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1548 Dude, you got this. Just remember what Tony Robbins taught you. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1549 Don’t be nervous. They’re all here for you. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1550 TEDx: Why do rabbits taste better than Antelopes? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1551 Worry not, you're the after dinner speaker. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1552 Addressing your fears is step two of the program, Frank. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1553 Now imagine them toothless and declawed and you’ll be fine. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1554 Careful out there, this crowd will eat you alive 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1555 'Throwing you to the wolves!' Don't be ridiculous... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1556 It's okay. They already ate lunch. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1557 My advice - make it brief, very brief! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1558 Imagine they're declawed and toothless. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1559 Don’t worry, they filled up on wildebeest and warthog canapés in the lobby 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1560 Go for it, they won't eat you. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1561 Be the Alpha! 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1562 Of course you’re not just a piece of meat. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1563 You'll be great. They're gonna eat you up. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1564 The Benefits of Going Vegan" speech will be a real kille 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1565 You really shouldn’t be so afraid of public speaking. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1566 This audience is just a little too attentive. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1567 Don't forget the barbeque announcement. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1568 Killer crowd. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1569 Well, you know you’ll have their full attention. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1570 I do not taste just like chicken! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1571 If they stop smiling, run for it! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1572 Entrée stage right 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1573 Please give a roar of applause for our our next Health and Wellness speaker, who will discuss alternatives to fast food when all you can think about is your next meal. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1574 Any last words for posterity? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1575 I’d cut the taxidermy bit. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1576 Don't be nervous they have all signed vegan disclosure wavers. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1577 So those are your last words? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1578 Relax, you've got a great opening. They'll be eating out of your hand. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1579 Yeah but they are looking at me all dressed 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1580 Better keep it short and sweet. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1581 Diversity training is always risky. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1582 Just be glad your presentation got slotted right after lunch break, and steer clear of any ‘Cowardly Lion’ jokes. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1583 They're really looking forward to the lunchtime discussion. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1584 Try to appeal to their sense of pride. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1585 Go on! Step up there and give them something to chew on. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1586 Just picture them all fully clothed and you'll be fine 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1587 Start with your joke about kitty cats. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1588 Use your best stuff and they'll be glued to their seats. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1589 Just imagine everyone is vegan. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1590 Read them the Diet Act. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1591 Knock 'em dead.... If that doesn't work, run. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1592 It's ok, they brought tomatoes. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1593 I took the liberty of striking that whole “Let us pray...” opening. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1594 Nerves are normal! Just imagine they’re all missing their teeth. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1595 Calm down--it's an after dinner speech. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1596 To be honest, I don't think they're really interested in your speech. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1597 There’s no reason to be nervous; just picture them naked. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1598 It's gonna be ok. You have their undivided attention. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1599 Always start with a few jokes. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1600 But lions don't wear underwear. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1601 Remember to maintain eye contact. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1602 Just imagine everyone is clothed. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1603 Butterflies are normal. Just imagine the audience without any fur on" 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1604 It’s ok. They’re from the zoo, they’re a captive audience 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1605 No worries, theater is very tame these days. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1606 We anticipated your concern. That's why we scheduled this for After The conference lunch. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1607 Antelope stand-up night: bringing new meaning to 'making a killing' on stage. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1608 Just picture them naked and not lions. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1609 To be or not to be, that is the question …. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1610 Just focus on the lion in the back of the room. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1611 My speech is titled: deer meet is poisonous 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
1612 Go on. "Ravenously awaiting your address." is just a figure of speech. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1613 I’d skip the Q & A. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1614 Just thank them all for inviting us over for dinner. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1615 Just make sure to end your speech before lunchtime. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1616 Remember - imagine no one is wearing any clothes. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1617 Don’t worry, you’ll have them eating out of the palm of your hand. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1618 Be captivating 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1619 Their roar will be the least of your worries. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1620 I have your back! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1621 Just imagine them all post prandial. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1622 You have to believe in yourself, your arguments not to be eaten are great! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1623 Just remember, you're the only thing standing between them and lunch. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1624 Now is not the time to go deer in the headlights. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1625 My advice? Play to their noble side ... then run like hell" 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1626 It will be fine. Just picture them all in their underwear. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1627 Don’t worry, ‘eat you alive’ is just an expression. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1628 Just be clear about the science: Adopting a plant-based diet will prolong their lives by years. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1629 Don’t worry, that previous zebra speaker provoked them. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1630 Just imagine them without any... Wait. That won't work. Just run like hell! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1631 Don't let there looks fool you. They are hungry for a good speech 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1632 Turns out there’s a big difference between lion’s and elk’s clubs…I’ll bring the car around 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1633 Just try to picture their heads on a wall. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1634 Tell them the best is yet to come. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1635 Talk fast! 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1636 Just imagine they’re all naked mole rats 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1637 I didn't realize when we said lunch was provided, that meant us. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1638 The old trick is imagine them all in their underwear . . . 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1639 Oh, stop worrying, they'll eat it all up. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1640 Don't worry about it....it's not like they're going to eat you alive. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1641 Don't be nervous or they'll eat you alive 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1642 Don’t worry! They’re totally gonna eat you up! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1643 Just try to picture them all naked 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1644 Don't worry, they are just hungry for knowledge. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1645 Welcome to the grant review panel! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1646 Excuse me, do you value your life? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1647 Thanks for coming tonight. Just so that you know, if any of you attempts to get on the stage, we have an invisible death ray set up to zap you to oblivion. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1648 Don't worry. We leave the exit door unlocked in case they sense fear. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1649 You'd better not read that juicy scandel,this audience will eat you alive 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1650 Picture them stuffed. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1651 You realize they invited us to speak before dinner? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1652 Bob? Forget about Bob! That was a one-time thing! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1653 No sweat, they're all committed herbivores. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
1654 I don't know Fred, I don't think they will understand the benefits of vegan-ism. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1655 No, don't worry, Brad, it's a great speech. But maybe consider cutting that lion joke. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1656 Not to worry. Will Smith is nowhere in sight. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1657 If it gets touchy, just show a little leg. You’ll OWN them! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
1658 No worries, they've already had dinner. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1659 Don't worry. When I said they'll eat it up, I meant the speech. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1660 I didn’t really mean break a leg. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1661 Get them all singing Acuda Matada. Then, run. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1662 And the Lion King award goes to ... 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1663 Just try to imagine that THEY are staring at headlights… 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
1664 You've got their full attention! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1665 I’d love to stay, but I forgot something at the hotel. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1666 They insisted on a meat and greet after! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1667 Just pretend like they’re all well fed and full—-now go keep your legs out there, kiddo! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1668 It's okay what you say about them. Just don't look into the spot lights and freeze. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1669 It's ok, it's pride month. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1670 I know you're nervous about giving this speech, but relax, the audience won't eat you. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1671 No, this is not an anxiety dream 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1672 You got it bro, lose a leg. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1673 Tell them everyone goes home with a case of sockeye salmon. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1674 Here's my good news... I can run faster than you. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1675 Just pretend they are all herbivores! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1676 Don’t be nervous - they’re going to eat it up. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1677 Be careful, they are a tough audience. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1678 Well at least we’ve got their interest 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1679 Imagine them all shaved 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1680 Go on, just as we rehearsed. You'll sing Disney's 'I just cant wait to be king'. The audience will eat it right up. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
1681 Don’t say Macbeth. That’s bad luck. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1682 YOU said you wanted to run for office! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1683 Make sure you articulate, this crowd will eat you alive! 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1684 Just picture them coatless. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1685 They’re gonna eat it up. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1686 Don't worry. We're not throwing you to the wolves. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1687 Oh, don't drop your notes. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1688 Either way, you'll get to face the public's number 1 or 2 fear. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1689 Try not to show emotion." 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1690 … just picture them all toothless. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1691 Aww, you can go first please ! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1692 Just thank the Academy. Forget the rant about ‘The Deer Hunter. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1693 Sell them on veganism. 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
1694 Let out your biggest roar! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1695 You’ll do just fine. Imagine them without any fur. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1696 This is NOT what I thought when you said "Lions Club"... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1697 Try to remember- Avoid that "Deer in the headlights" thing. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1698 So what’s the worst that can happen? They eat you alive? 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
1699 They're gonna love you. Just keep it tasteful. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1700 Mention how much you loved The Lion King. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1701 Just find some common ground 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
1702 Just convince them they can extend their lives with a Vegan diet. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1703 Imagine them in underwear. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1704 Imagine them dressed, with a latte in one hand and the Times in the other, and you'll do fine. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1705 The audience seems quite excited to meat you tonight! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1706 Bob, it's the circle of life. Just go. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1707 Don’t be too nervous, they will sense it and will then eat you alive 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1708 Open with that zany Siegfried and Roy story. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1709 Bill realized he forgot to invite the tigers and bears … 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1710 Go ahead. I'm right behind you. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1711 If you are that nervous, just image them all naked! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1712 And now, the gnus. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1713 I think it might be ‘Where the Deer and the Antelope Play’. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1714 What's wrong, dear? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1715 Thanks for filling in George and don't worry, they had mimosas in the foyer. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1716 What's the matter, cats got your tongue? Don't be nervous, they're gonna eat this up! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1717 Make it short, lunch break comes next. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1718 Don’t be nervous — they just ate. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1719 Our most blood-thirsty relative was Vlad the Impala. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1720 This too shall pass 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1721 Beautiful Crowd 😁WE ASK JUST FOR 5 MINUTES TO LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET UP 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1722 The caterer canceled… just tell them there’s no food at the reception! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1723 What’s the worst that could happen, you offend their pride? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1724 This better be the best speech of your life. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1725 Did you give them those sleeping pills in the meat we gave them?. Let's make this short and sweet 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1726 I don't get stage fright. I identify as a lion." 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1727 You have five minutes before the tranquilizers wear off. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1728 They’re going to eat you up” “My thoughts exactly… 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1729 Forget the opening joke about "the cat got your tongue."! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1730 Make it VERY fast. 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
1731 What’s the worst that could happen- that you get eaten alive? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1732 Remember. If you end with a laugh, they may forget to eat you. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1733 Remember, you tell them what you’re gonna tell them, then you tell them, and then you run like hell. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1734 Knock 'em dead. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1735 Don’t be nervous, this congregation prays, not preys. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1736 Remember, don't linger on stage after finishing your talk. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
1737 I told you they dig standup. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
1738 Public speaking really shouldn’t be your biggest fear. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1739 It's okay. Go on! We've made sure they've already had plenty to eat. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1740 I said you were auditioning to cats, not auditioning for “Cats”. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1741 Go ahead, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1742 Don't let them single you out. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1743 Ok thanks for taking one for the team. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1744 If you just concentrate on talking about the health benefits of farm to table, you take us out of the food chain. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1745 Tough audience. Lean into your shared love of pride. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1746 I thought you said there'd be lots of lines. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1747 Be careful not to insult their pride. 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
1748 Now for the next announcement, please don’t kill the messenger … 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1749 Don't be shy, you are not the first.... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1750 Don’t worry — they’ll eat it up! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1751 If you show fear, the audience will eat you alive! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1752 I would ditch the line about all lions being meatheads 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1753 That "Captive Speaker" feeling 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1754 Remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them.... 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1755 The herd is behind you. Waaaaaaay behind you. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1756 Well, so far, so good! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1757 They look like they’re hungry to hear what you have to say. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
1758 They ate before arriving 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1759 Don't worry, I don't see one headlight out there. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1760 Don't mess up, they'll eat you alive 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1761 Remember to leave your audience wanting more. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1762 I got their attention, now you go in for the kill. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1763 If you're nervous, just picture them all in clothes. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1764 Things change. There’s no free lunch. Sell that. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1765 Go make our case. Remember you have the high ground! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1766 They all came here for you. Don’t be nervous, you got this. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1767 Imagine they are all wearing pants. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1768 Either they love you, or they smell your fear. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1769 Just announce the winner And RUN 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1770 Make 'em roar. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
1771 No need to mention the meet-and-greet following this. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1772 And the Emmy goes to:”King Of The Jungle “ 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1773 Don't worry, just pretend you're not naked." 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1774 Don't worry, it's just the Lions Club. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1775 A fishtale would be purrfect. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1776 I guess I shouldn't say 'Break a leg.' 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1777 Go ahead, Bob. Whatever you say, I'm sure the audience will eat it up. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1778 So with the giraffe's sudden health crisis, it looks like you're now our keynote speaker. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1779 Believe me! This audience is hungry for this kind of thing 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1780 Relax, they’re really excited to see you! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1781 Just think, if you can survive this audience… 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1782 Of course we have security around the stage. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1783 Maybe don’t sing “The Lion Creeps Tonight”. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1784 Lion de outing antelope by Henri Rousseau 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1785 Before you read the list of those who can no longer work from home, let me exit stage right! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1786 We should skip the meet and greet. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1787 Make it Quick!!!! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1788 They are only hungry for your words. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1789 'Might I say, we've never had such a receptive audience.' 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1790 Don't be nervous. That's why you got your master's in communication. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1791 Enough with the flop sweat; with that material you're gonna slay 'em, kill 'em, knock 'em dead! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1792 Calling your facts, ‘Bullet Points’? No. ‘Sound Bites’? Definitely NO! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1793 Don't worry sweetie, an electric fence was installed just in case 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
1794 Remember, be brief, be brilliant, and mostly, be gone. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1795 Remember...this kind of audience wants blood. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1796 I thought "lion's den" was a figure of speech. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1797 Discuss the advantages of a vegeterian diet 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1798 They will roar when you finish . 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1799 Are you here for the Predators Anonymous meeting? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1800 You won’t get “eaten alive,” don’t be dramatic. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1801 They're not such a tough crowd if you just picture them clothed. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1802 What drew you to my office? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1803 Skip the lions & tigers & bears part 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1804 You’re probably only gonna get one shot at this, so make it count! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1805 This takes stage fright to new heights. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1806 Don't be nervous. An old trick is to picture them with clothes on. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1807 Tough crowd tonight ! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1808 Tough crowd. If you’re not careful they’ll eat you alive. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1809 It'll be fine! They're obviously hungry for you. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1810 Your funny. Don’t worry. You’ll have them roaring. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1811 Just visualize them all as naked. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1812 Fear of public speaking? Are you joking? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1813 You tell them the winner is "The WOMAN King"... 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1814 Just change the refrain to ‘Home, home on the range / where the lions and the antelope play’ - it’ll kill! Or… maybe they will. Either way, the show’ll be memorable. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1815 Relax, I have a feeling they’re going to eat this up. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1816 Be ready for a quick getaway 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1817 Just picture them with their clothes on. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1818 Leave out that part about being a 'seasoned professional' 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
1819 You got this Joe! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1820 You’ll have them eating out of your hand in no time. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1821 Afraid? Just picture them with clothes on. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1822 Just picture everyone full. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1823 You'll be fine. You won't find a more receptive audience. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1824 It's okay, this is the Vegan group. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1825 For our final number we will sing The Circle of Life. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1826 Go on, Don...Tell them that the FDA has determined that antelope meat causes erectile dysfunction." reeniewalsh@gmail.com 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1827 OK, the naked part is true. But the rest is irrational stage fright. You got this. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1828 Just pretend them to be vegetables. You are gonna be great! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1829 Don't do the mosh pit thing with this crowd. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1830 Lions don't know from homophones. Cut the "Pray, Pray, Pray" section. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1831 I heard they came for Gisele. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1832 Be sure to tell them that vegan is great -- for the environment, I mean. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
1833 Stick to the mane points and keep them hungry for more 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1834 HEY! Someone swapped my speech with this menu! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1835 Good luck on your presentation,"Vegetarianism for Carnivores". 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1836 Put a lot of emphasis on how important it is to be a vegan. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1837 The nearest exit is stage right. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1838 I hope they like me... 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1839 Just tell them some of your killer jokes. We’ll be miles away by then. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1840 This will be your fleeting moment of fame. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1841 Recovering Carnivore Convention 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1842 Remind them of horn indigestibility 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1843 I’d say ‘break a leg’, but you might need all of the ones you’ve got. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1844 I understand. For some people, public speaking is their worst nightmare. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1845 In the event of emergency your nearest exit may be behind you. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1846 Don’t worry — Only rarely do the new faculty get eaten alive. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1847 I think they are eating it up! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1848 Just visualize them all as stuffed and mounted on a wall. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1849 Pretend they're naked! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1850 You're going to do great, just think of them as a sea of shrubs. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1851 Speak softly and prepare your exit! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1852 If you go out there and break a leg, they eat you. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1853 It's okay. Remember, we scheduled your speech AFTER lunch. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1854 Don't worry. They'll pay attention to you. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1855 I think this all worked out much better with the penguins . 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1856 You’ll be fine. We have the same elaborate security system used by Siegfried und Roy 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
1857 Look, they all signed the "I am now a vegetarian" pledge but I'd keep an eye out for backsliders. "" 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1858 Don't forget to promote the buffet. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1859 Don’t worry, you just have to keep them engaged until dinner. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1860 Remember, when you finish your remarks, back away from the podium slowly, don't run! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1861 Relax! Remember, they can smell fear. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1862 No, I love your speech. I just have to run home for second. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1863 Keep it quick. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
1864 Don't worry, they only roar with laughter here. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1865 You’re going to be just fine. And don’t worry, they all signed a waiver. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1866 Don't worry, you'll do fine. It's not like they will eat you. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1867 You Can't Read ??? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
1868 Open with a joke...like 'Is it hot in here or am I lion?' 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1869 Just imagine them in clothes. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1870 Tell the one about the orangutan and the frog... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1871 Focus on your material, not on your audience. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1872 ...this could have been an email. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
1873 Just read why they should eat more chicken, Vera. I’ll take it from there. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1874 Will they understand the concept of Diversity Equity and Inclusion? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1875 You'll do fine. Just don't make any sudden moves. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1876 I don’t care: you decide. But either way, it’s got to be stage left or stage right, and now! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1877 Just tell them how forest diversity benefits everyone equally. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1878 Be congenial, but not too appealing. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1879 Go ahead- you’ll be Grreat! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1880 Don't be nervous. Pretend they've just eaten. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1881 Quick! Close the curtain. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1882 You are going to do great; you've got that animal magnetism. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1883 You'll be fine. I mean you're wearing your Rotting Meat Cologne. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1884 I'm sure they will be interested in your Vegan recipes. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1885 Imagine your audience of captive carnivores clothed. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1886 You can't give up now, you'll hurt their pride! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1887 Go ahead.. We got a cease and desist order. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1888 But I only have to outrun you. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1889 Go on, honey. They don’t bite. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1890 Don’t worry, they’re hungry for your content. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1891 My therapist assured me it’s okay to be vulnerable. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1892 Yes, in most other cases I agree in presenting in person is better than zoom. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
1893 Just follow the script and you'll have them eating right out of your hand. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1894 Stop thinking of their eyes as the headlights of a car. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1895 You're next on the menu, uh, I mean agenda. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1896 Imagine them clothed - every single one of them in a "Mamma wuvs Pussykins" handknit sweater. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1897 Just pretend they're all hairless. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1898 Go with it. You'll have 'em roaring." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1899 You've got this! They're suckers for antelope jokes! 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
1900 I don't think the underwear trick is gonna work this time. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1901 You better start by telling them you’re high in cholesterol 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1902 I know it's scary, but just try to imagine them all wearing suits and ties 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1903 Last words 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1904 You go hard on the pro-vegan pitch and I’ll get an Uber just in case.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1905 Just say Barbenheimer 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1906 « Oh deer » 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1907 They’re hungry to know more. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1908 Stay calm. They smell fear. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1909 Remember: they’re more scared of you than you are of them. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1910 It helps if you picture them all as rugs. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1911 Don’t forget to thank those who couldn’t be here today. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1912 You’ve spoken at a PTA meeting before, so you should be fine. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1913 Relax and just imagine everyone is clothed. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1914 This crowd's gonna eat you up. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1915 don't worry, everyone is nervous the first time they give a LEO talk 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1916 They were fed before they were seated. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1917 If it’s any help, they’re already picturing you in your underwear. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1918 Don’t make any sudden moves 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1919 Don’t worry. It’s not like you’re being fed to the lions! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1920 Picture them with an underbite. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1921 Relax. You’re giving the AFTER dinner speech. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1922 Worse, the guy on the left is dating my ex. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1923 After our employee presentation of Shareholders Eat Last, we will leave promptly. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1924 Perhaps it's time to release the rabbits. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1925 If you show any nervousness, this audience will eat you alive. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1926 Don't worry; you're the after-dinner speaker. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1927 Wrap it up. We're about to break for lunch.... 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
1928 ...And when you're done, walk slowly toward the exit. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1929 Just picture the audience wearing collars. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1930 Just blame bears and their market. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1931 I’ve got to run, but thanks for filling in, Steve. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1932 Just try to picture them in their underwear. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1933 If you get nervous, just look at that one in the second row with the huge erection. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1934 Oh, I almost forgot to tell you..there will be an eat and greet after your speech. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1935 The "Antelopes" buttering up their unfriendly crowd sang, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." 1.2184 0.06210 87 75 5 7
1936 Just imagine that they are all hanging on the wall of some rich guy's game room. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1937 Okay, some bad news...the flier misspelled stakeholders meeting. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1938 What did you expect at the MGM Theater? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1939 Imagine them clothed. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1940 After closing remarks there will be heavy h’ors d’oeuvres on stage 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1941 Relax…You got this! Their gonna just eat you up! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1942 I told you the title should've been 'How to Help the Antelope' not 'How to Serve the Antelope'" 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1943 It helps if you just picture all of them naked. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1944 No worries, they all checked the vegetarian option. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1945 Don't worry you won't forget your Lions! 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
1946 They're gonna eat me alive out there" 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1947 Let's keep it short; the audience is starving 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1948 Imagine they're all naked dogs. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1949 Just imagine them in their underwear. And not chasing you. Or tearing you limb from limb. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1950 Just be yourself. The audience are going to eat it up. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1951 Maybe don’t break a leg on this one 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1952 Everyone’s nervous for their first Pride! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1953 I knew we should have worked on our disappearing act! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1954 I believe Zoom would be the right option for this audience. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1955 Don't stare at them. Make them laugh with the kind of comedy they'll eat up. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1956 Don't worry-your "Top Ten Ways A Vegan Diet Can Improve Your Life" will win them over! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1957 The more you wait, the hungrier they get. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1958 You go first. Don't be nervous. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1959 This isn’t the pride event I thought it would be. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1960 Good thing they just ate. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1961 Start with your inter-species tolerance theory. They'll be asleep in five minutes. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1962 It doesn't matter what you say, they're going to eat you alive! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1963 In this case, I'm not sure that's what being a "lionized author" really means. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
1964 Look at it this way - at least you have a very attentive audience! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1965 Go ahead. Just don’t say anything about Leo’s wife. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1966 Trust me, your speech is to die for 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1967 Nothing to worry about. You've got a killer audience. They'll eat you up. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1968 Don't be scared, the last one left them hungry for more. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1969 : “Just imagine them all naked….Wait” 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1970 Dude, I gotta run but thanks for stepping in for me 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1971 When I signed up for this, I didn’t know I was going to be part of the circle of life 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1972 Remember, you’re leaps and bounds better than they are. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1973 Avoid the phrase- Getting to the meat of the situation 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1974 Read it out: "Stop eating us!" Then run! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1975 Remember, they're here for the dumb zebra jokes. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
1976 0k now don't say something racist this time. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1977 Just start with the vegan diet and how it promotes longevity. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1978 You said I was a confident speaker! Sorry I was lion. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1979 Go ahead, they look very interested in your "Cantelope, not Antelope" talk. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1980 Um, remember when I said, "always leave them hungry for more"? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1981 Oh darling, thanks for replacing me last minute. Now I really have to go. I'm sure you'll do great! Bye! 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
1982 Lead with the fact you carry anthrax 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1983 Go ahead. The audience is starving for you! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1984 Thank you all for inviting me…but I’ve really got to run now 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1985 Hmmm. Maybe don’t break a leg. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1986 Not to worry. They went to town on the hor d’ouevres. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1987 don't be afraid,they are not gonna bite you 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1988 Just look out and imagine that they are all naked…and vegetarians 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1989 Go on, it'll be alright. Start with a joke. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1990 Just remember, they're here for the meat -- of your presentation. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1991 Relax! Running and chasing are not allowed in the theater. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1992 Don’t worry Fiona, you’ve got a captive audience. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1993 The good news is it's all sold out. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1994 Relax, you'll have them roaring in no time. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1995 Just remember that they’ve already had lunch. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1996 And finally, we will share with you a variety of predation avoidance strategies. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1997 What do you mean "dinner and a show?' 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1998 For those of you who have a diminished sense of smell, let me introduce myself. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1999 You just have to run faster than me. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2000 Did you hear the question, senator? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2001 I didn't realize you booked me at a PLI 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2002 Don’t leave the audience hungry. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2003 We’re calling it, “Dinner Theatre”. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2004 Think of it as the call of the wild with a PowerPoint presentation. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2005 Let them know that hippos have more meat on them. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2006 Trust me, they’re gonna eat it up. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2007 Don't worry, they won't blame you for the food rationing. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2008 Go on. Don't be nervous. They'll eat you up! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2009 You've got this. Just picture them stuffed and hanging on Elon Musk's walls. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2010 I know, you feel like a Lakers Girl 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2011 I don’t know what you read, but they sure look captivated. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2012 Relax, just imagine the audience is hairless. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2013 Just imagine the audience without any teeth...you'll be fine 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2014 If your policy is that good, then the audience shouldn’t matter. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2015 Just blame all their problems on the zebras. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2016 No, you step up to the podium 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2017 Are you sure this is the vegan convention ? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2018 Now go out there and kill’m! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2019 Try to go short—it’s almost lunch. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2020 And now our contest winner will read her prize entry, 'On Becoming a Vegan. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2021 Straight from your top ten prey list,needing no further introduction… 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2022 Nonsense. The audience will LOVE you! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2023 Don't worry, you'll be fine. They're all on board with 'Make the Jungle Great Again'. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2024 Just say...'And in closing. ...' 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2025 Just picture them all in their underwear…and in cages at the zoo. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2026 Don’t worry, a roar of approval means you’re doing well! 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2027 Dont worry, we're not in season 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2028 I probably would have memorized it but I doubt anyone will notice. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2029 Calm down! Why do you think we scheduled you after lunch? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2030 Seems to be an interested audience. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2031 Just imagine them all furless... 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2032 they'll understand they're bi lingual 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2033 I'll be out back with the engine running 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2034 They're eating it up! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2035 It is okay, you can do this. They are all cowardly lions, like from the Wizard of Oz. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2036 In extremis, do speak about the elephant in the room! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2037 We're faster than them, but watch the sneaky lioness stage right. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2038 Go ahead, they're all ears 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2039 Just don't say, "We'll break for lunch," and we'll be okay. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2040 Just imagine them naked... and fully fed 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2041 Take one for the team 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2042 We came to the wrong theater. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2043 It’s not like I’m throwing you to the lions… 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2044 Picture them all naked. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2045 Just imagine them wearing underwear. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2046 Ladies first. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2047 Mass alike! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2048 Do impress on the benefits of being vegan. Don’t mention the dates of hunting season. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2049 Break the ice with "Hakuna Matata! In our language, that means, 'Holy shit! It's a lion!'" 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2050 No need to overstate the obvious. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2051 Go on. I read audiences are most receptive right before lunch. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2052 Just hope the fourth wall is real. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2053 By all means,let them know there will be snacks available in the lobby. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2054 Don't worry! You're a great speaker! They'll eat it up! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2055 Lions & tigers & public speaking, oh my! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2056 Really? I hadn’t noticed. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2057 They're gonna eat this up. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2058 They’ll eat it up” was a bad choice of words but you got this 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2059 I forgot to mention this is a Pride event 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2060 Just imagine them on unicycles wearing tutus. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2061 I wouldn't use the word "taste." 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2062 Don’t be nervous. They won’t bite. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2063 Don’t be nervous. They’re a very receptive audience. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2064 Try picturing them wearing clothes. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2065 You've got the lion's share of information and their eating it up. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2066 Ok now, you'll be ok if you dont panic and run off stage 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2067 This the toughest room I've ever worked. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2068 My friend here would like to share his ideas on a new vegetarian contract 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2069 Trust me, they'll savor every word! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2070 Get this right or this audience will eat you alive! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2071 Don’t worry, they are all supporters of the #MeGnu movement. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2072 ...this was supposed to be a meet and great, not just a meat. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2073 No need to be so nervous. I don’t think they’re going to be very interested in what you say. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2074 How did I fall prey to this? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2075 Don’t be nervous. The audience is ravenous for what you have to offer. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2076 Don't show them what you're made of. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2077 Remember, just imagine they are all naked and you'll be fine. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2078 And now for our next speaker, who will be discussing the benefits of vegetarianism. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2079 Just read it fast. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2080 Go on, they'll love you. By the way, their president is inviting you for lunch after your presentation. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2081 Are you sure you want to do some crowd surfing now? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2082 Don't worry! They'll all die laughing. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2083 It's a tough group. Start with a joke. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2084 Remember, no carnivore jokes. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2085 Break a leg! Or, uh - don't. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2086 Tell them it's a strictly vegan menu. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2087 Good luck. For this one though,don't break a leg! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2088 Third row, two seats in, don’t let him ask a question. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2089 Just stay calm and carry on? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2090 Don't worry, buddy...you got this! They're gonna eat you up! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2091 Call me paranoid, but I would skip the book signing in the lobby. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2092 Don't be nervous--they'll just eat you up! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2093 just picture them gnu'd 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2094 Remember the Elks Club is tomorrow night. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2095 I told you I wouldn't throw you to the wolves 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2096 At least this means you're uncontested. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2097 Looks like you've got their attention. I was worried their minds would be on lunch. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2098 Don’t worry, their lunch time isn’t for another hour. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2099 So cool you've been selected to lobby The Academy for diversity! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2100 Look! Your audience is hungering for you. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2101 Keep it short. They’ve got a banquet after this. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2102 Sound confident! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2103 Go ahead and tell them, Dr. Lions at The National Institutes of Wild Animal Health found that cats eating a vegetarian diet live longer and have better sex lives too! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2104 No worries, Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2105 Just imagine them all in clothes. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2106 Announce the scheduled lunch break. I'm gonna duck out 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2107 Don't worry, this is not a meat and greet meeting. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2108 Just remember…if you are not at dinner, you are on the menu 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2109 They might be tired; the last speaker ran too long. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2110 I've never done a Pride event before. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2111 And now for a very quick announcement 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
2112 It's not a script. It's a menu and we're on it. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2113 As soon as I announce we're breaking for lunch, run!" 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2114 Relax. They don't bite. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2115 Imagine them all with severe indigestion. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2116 Do you want to announce lunch, or should I? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2117 Just imagine they are not primarily interested in your body. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2118 Just picture them without any teeth! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2119 They’re hungry for something new. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2120 Welcome to Saturday night's Antelope Addiction meeting. Joe here will read the 12 steps. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2121 Now go out there and give them a pitch they can really sink their teeth into! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2122 Go on...you'll be fine! Identity politics is not a thing with this crowd. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2123 Remember, just open yourself up and show some vulnerability. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2124 Go on, just picture them naked. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2125 You'll be fine...just imagine them if they were wearing underwear! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2126 Don't let them see you sweat. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2127 Just visualize them as naked. . . and vegan 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2128 Your the key note speaker and dinner. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2129 Well, Yes. For them this is what they call a stag night. Now break a leg! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2130 Due to unprecedented interest, we are canceling game night. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2131 Don’t worry, you’ll be great. They’ll eat it right up. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2132 Do not invite any audience members onstage. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2133 I think you should eliminate the line, " Feel free to help yourself to snacks after the program". 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2134 They always look hungry 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2135 Just remember: whatever you do, don't break a leg. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2136 Remember, no discouraging words. These guys ain't deer. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2137 Open with the joke about the cat who died from eating raw meat. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2138 Just stay on script - they'll eat it up! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2139 Just imagine them all dressed! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2140 Don't forget to plause for a paws. I mean pause for the claws. Dammit! You know what I mean. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2141 Deep breaths, you already appeal to their senses. Now, make them roar. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2142 Don’t worry! They want to love you! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2143 Let us prey. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2144 I don’t think that “Imagine them naked” idea is going to work here. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2145 Be sure to add that we did not help choose the award winner. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2146 Rekax, they're already naked. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
2147 Just make sure to get to the mane point 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2148 According to this recently implemented revision in zoning codes, you are no longer permitted in areas where the deer and the antelope play. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2149 Try starting with: 'Popcorn's on me!' 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2150 Remember, it's all about the non-verbals. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2151 Don't worry, your fear of public speaking will be overshadowed by your fear of lions. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2152 You’re going to kill it out there, I promise. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2153 Picture them all full. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2154 Say whatever you want. They're your captive audience. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2155 Don't be so scared! Just picture them all naked. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2156 Keep reading! Keep reading! It's coming to the lunch hour. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2157 Relax. They've all signed the 'I Promise Not to Eat the Speaker' card. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2158 Just imagine they’re naked and have just been fed. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2159 Relax. They only eat locally-sourced meat, and you flew in from Cleveland. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2160 My advice? Imagine them with clothes on. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2161 Good luck with your presentation on the benefits of vegetarianism. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2162 Just don't stumble over the lions. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2163 They've been fed a catered lunch. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2164 So I said to Noah, "Not today, pal!" 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2165 Just remember: Speak from your heart, not your fear. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2166 Perhaps open with that joke about an antelope telling a joke to a room full of lions. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2167 Are you sure they said on the program and not on the menu? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2168 Don’t worry sweetheart. They already had lunch. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2169 Just remember to end with, "All we are saying is give peace a chance." 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2170 I truly hope, Gazella, that this will help you overcome your fear of speaking in public. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2171 Pretend they are in their underwear. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2172 Just picture everyone declawed 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2173 Don't mention you're delicious. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2174 Try not to break the fourth wall 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2175 Don’t worry, they’d never pounce on you in public 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2176 It’s normal to have stage fright. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2177 I'm going to be honest Ted, you're going to be eaten alive out there. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2178 Go - on, they won't bite! 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2179 ...And by hungry I meant attentive. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2180 Just say they all won, then let's get the hell out of here. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2181 Just try to imagine they have clothes on 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2182 According to the internet, an auditorium of lions is sure to be captivated by your views on vegetarianism. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2183 Thank goodness you're going on after lunch. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2184 Pretend that they're all naked. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2185 Don't worry. They're happy to see you. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2186 Don’t worry - they just got back from the chicken buffet lunch 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2187 Remember, use your "I'm not food voice" and end with "FIRE!" 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2188 Don't worry--they're vegan. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2189 Go ahead, Daniel. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2190 Don't worry. You'll knock them out when you sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2191 I get this funny feeling we’re in the wrong theater. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2192 And now, let us prey. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2193 Just imagine they are all dressed. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2194 It’s always good to start with a joke. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2195 Before you begin, do you mind reminding everyone lunch is not provided? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2196 Just imagine them in the headlights” 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2197 I don't think they are here to listen to your speech on the impacts of climate change." 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2198 Just pretend they're all in their underwear. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2199 You’ll do fine. Just believe that you can run faster than me. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2200 They will just eat you up. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2201 Relax. What's eating you? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2202 Just envision all of them naked. Oh they are naked. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2203 You go ahead, don't lope, I'll be somewhere outside. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2204 Just picture them as herbivores. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2205 It's a great speech. They'll eat it up. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2206 Don't worry. As a TED talking "thought leader," you can brainwash them into believing that herbivory is the only way. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2207 Whatever you do, when you go out there, don't mention dinner at all in your lecture. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2208 If it'll help calm your nerves, they've all been fed 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2209 Relax, they are from Oz. You got this! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2210 Just keep them amused until I get a few blocks away 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2211 deer in headlights 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2212 DON'T break a legmom 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2213 We come to you in peace… 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2214 Tell them about the desert about to be served 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2215 Hey, so they’re going to eat you alive… 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2216 Welcome to Overeaters Anonymous 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2217 Welcome to our inaugural Emotional Support Animal Conference 2023 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2218 Don't be nervous,just picture them all naked! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2219 Maybe Darwinism isn’t the best topic for this demographic . 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2220 You won't have to wait for reviews of your speech - they'll either applaud you or eat you. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2221 We’re kudus, not ku-don’ts. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2222 Don’t worry, you will have them eating from your hand in no time! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2223 This may be a bad time to say this, but I'm sleeping with your wife 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2224 And the winner is......Mr Lion! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2225 Did you say "pray" or "prey?" 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2226 This just in. Gazelle meat causes cancer. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2227 It’s not as scary if you picture them all wearing underwear. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2228 I’ve been cheating on you. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2229 Don't be nervous. This audience is just gonna eat you right up. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2230 They ate before they came 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2231 Larry, you're neither old nor unusually weak. So don't worry. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2232 Remember, they're all naked. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2233 Go ahead. Tell them you're riddled with disease, and you're accepting contributions. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2234 Just picture them naked, declawed and toothless. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2235 My advice? Don't give the audience what they want. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2236 Don’t worry, you’ll have them eating out of your hand. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2237 Tough crowd tonight. Skip over the feline jokes. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2238 I know you are nervous. Try imagining them all naked. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2239 Hope you know your lions. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2240 I thought you said it was a pre-dating seminar 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2241 Go on. It’s a full house. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2242 Come on! They'll just eat it up. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2243 Trust me on this one- you don't want to whip this crowd into a frenzy. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2244 I wouldn't start with "Can I have your attention, please?" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2245 Don’t worry. The luncheon isn’t until 1:30pm. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2246 Thanks for filling in. Our original speaker didn’t make it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2247 just picture them as vegetarians! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2248 Before we start today's presentation, let's have a little icebreaker. Everyone shout out your favorite food. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2249 Keep it short. They get hungry 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2250 And now here's George - who will be talking about his recent struggles with weight gain. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2251 Remember, it's not as bad as the headlights. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2252 Don’t worry, they just look like lions 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2253 Relax, they keep Kosher and we’re Ungulates. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2254 Don't forget to mention 'a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh.' " 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2255 Start with a couple of jokes about humans 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2256 Don't worry, they're all genetically engineered vegans. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2257 They’re going to eat me alive out there. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2258 I told you we should have done this speech after lunch. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2259 Don’t worry. It’s not like they’re Republicans. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2260 No worries! You were great at Kiwanis. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2261 You'll be fine Thompson. It's the after-dinner speech. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2262 The award for research into feline leukemia, of which both the presenter and I have been exposed ... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2263 Just imagine them in their undies. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2264 Make sure not to leave them wanting more. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2265 Picture them wearing clothes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2266 Hey,Relax - They'll eat you up! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2267 You'll do fine. Just don't make eye contact. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2268 It's okay. They've all been fed. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2269 Inspire, yes, but avoid the word 'savory' and above all, 'umami'. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2270 Relax, they’ve eaten. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2271 Just remember to talk about the Lion King. You will be fine. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2272 ‘Keynote speaker’ means you’re the most important part. Like the main course of a dinner. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2273 What if they eat me alive? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2274 ‘Don’t worry it’s not as if they’ll eat you up alive.’ 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2275 It’s our last show, Karl. After tonight we can migrate. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2276 Just imagine that we are all relaxing around the waterhole. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2277 Trust me, they won’t notice how nervous you are. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2278 you always wanted a captive audience 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2279 Go out there and give them your Heart! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2280 That won't work, they're already naked. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2281 Don’t be nervous; just imagine them all as herbivores. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2282 I have to get back to Washington. You’ve got this Kamala. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2283 No matter what, the crowd will be roaring at the end. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2284 No, “Why you should consider going vegan” is the perfect topic for this audience! Our species is counting on you! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2285 Killer crowd tonight,right? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2286 Don't forget to mention the name of the spouse of the cat-winner. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2287 Linda would like to make an offering. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2288 Remember, the line goes "How dare you"! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2289 They already are naked 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2290 Imagine them bear. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2291 Just pretend that they are all fully clothed. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2292 I was just the opening act, you’re the main course. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2293 I’m pretty sure lunch was served beforehand. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2294 Careful. One mistake and they'll eat you alive! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2295 Break a — er, never mind. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2296 Just picture them all naked…oh, wait. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2297 Imagine them all without fur. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2298 Relax. Be yourself. They’ll eat you up. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2299 What, it isn't life or death! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2300 Last but not least… 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2301 It’s helpful to picture them stuffed and mounted.” 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2302 Have no fear. They're just elk in lion's clothing. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2303 You're safe. Just remember you are the after dinner speaker. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2304 Go ahead and read your speech. Just relax. There are no headlights 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2305 They'll love you as long as you don't bolt. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2306 I'll be outside the stage door with the motor running. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2307 For the final question, “Which one of us is faster?” 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2308 I am sure they will find it all on good taste. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2309 We’ll next be getting married & having babies, which means more meals for you lions out there. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2310 It’s okay, they’re just lions, not headlights. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2311 I’d be lion if I said you had nothing to fear! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2312 Speaking at the Republican Convention might have been a bad call. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2313 Don’t worry, they’re all vaccinated! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2314 Don't worry - can't be worse than headlights! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2315 They're not threatening if you imagine them without their fur coats on... 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2316 It doesn't matter what you say. They're just checking out your body. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2317 You'd better leave now. It's almost time for their lunch break. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2318 You’re an AFTER dinner speaker for a reason. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2319 Remember,if you get nervous just imagine them all clothed. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2320 Don't worry. They're gonna eat this up. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2321 Sorry, I announced your talk in the wrong PRIDE magazine. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2322 I've heard it helps to picture them without their fur 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2323 Relax, they're not focused on your looks. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2324 Wow,what a turnout! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2325 Go on, they’ll eat it up! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2326 Guaranteed to kill 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2327 Take the part out about "usually you normally see the white of my ass 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2328 No worries on crowd reaction, Chauncey. We were built to outrun them. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2329 Remember Not to ask for a volunteer from the audience. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2330 Don't give me the old Deer In the Headlights excuse 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2331 It is just a catnip shortage for a few months. They'll understand. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2332 They may all be carnivores, but just remember that you are the GOAT. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2333 You'll be fine. Just picture them all without their teeth. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2334 ...and look how excited they are to see you! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2335 Please for God's sake don't break a leg! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2336 If reasoning with them doesn't work, I can try another approach...I mean we. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2337 That's all for today. Well I gotta run! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2338 We are now going to read Noah's final list of successful applicants. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2339 Tough crowd, maybe go easy on the ‘You might be a lion if’ jokes tonight 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2340 No pressure. But you're the last speaker before the dinner break. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2341 Remind them there will be refreshments. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2342 Just go out there and speak from the heart. They’ll know your not lion 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2343 Actually, you are a goat! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2344 Stick to the benefits of a plant-based diet, emphasize the flavor options, you'll have them salivating in no time. . 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2345 I’ll do it, but I’m not going to mention the Meet and Greet. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2346 Just picture them in clothes. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2347 After this final statement we will break for lunch 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2348 Careful...they'll eat you alive if you wound their pride. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2349 Don't worry. They already ate and are ready to be put to sleep. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2350 Don't worry; they already had lunch at the salad bar. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2351 If they don’t like it, you just have to outrun me 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2352 Don't be so nervous. I scheduled your talk after lunch. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2353 Its always hard to be the last speaker before lunch. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2354 Read it with feeling... like your life depended on it. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2355 I prey it goes well for you. hehe. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2356 You’ll be fine they’re all red meat intolerant. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2357 You're about to deliver a tasteful speech. Go ahead... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2358 Don't break a leg and I mean it. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2359 Don't be nervous, just picture them in their underwear. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2360 Why is everyone looking at me like that? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2361 Just imagine that they're wearing clothes. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2362 Just remember, fear and excitement feel the same. Of course, you can't smell excitement. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2363 No worries. I've got your back. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2364 Go ahead, you know you can do it! These are just a bunch of pussycats anyway!! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2365 Try to relax. Just imagine there’re wearing clothes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2366 Please be patient, there will be an unlimited buffet after the show. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2367 Just remember, when you are finished, walk off very slowly. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2368 Tell them you share their hatred of hyenas and you alone will stop them from crossing into their lairs. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2369 keep it short 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2370 B-b-but they'll eat me alive! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2371 Relax! You’ll have them eating out of your hooves in no time. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2372 First, open up with a joke. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2373 You'll do fine, Bob. The audience is roaring for more. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2374 Who better than you to talk about Diversity & Inclusion? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2375 And remember, do NOT break a leg! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2376 If you start to get afraid, try to imagine them choking on one of your bones. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2377 Oh...My! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2378 You go first. They look hungry. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2379 Remind them that snacks are available in the lobby. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2380 I'd open with a joke if I were you. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2381 Oh Dear! It seems that We are the target audience 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2382 You'll be fine -- just imagine that they aren't wearing any clothes. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2383 You do the welcome and I'll do the after-dinner session. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2384 Just stay on your topic of the virtues of veganism and you'll be fine. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2385 Go on, don't be a gazelle in the headlights 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2386 You've got this! If you can make it here, you'll make it anywhere." 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2387 Knock 'em dead. They'd do it to you. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2388 We reminded them there's dinner service 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2389 Stick with a vegetarian joke as an ice breaker 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2390 I think we’re in the wrong building. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2391 I’ll sing the part that goes, ‘I do run, run, run, I do run, run.’ 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2392 Be careful—say the wrong thing and they’ll eat you alive. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2393 Just put your best hoof forward. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2394 Careful, Wally, the cafeteria doesn't open for another hour. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2395 Go ahead. What's the worst thing that could happen? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2396 Okay, deep breath - then read the indictment. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2397 Sure, some Q&A is OK at the end but keep it to 5 minutes and have an escape plan or they will devour you. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2398 Who knew "Vegan = Fun" would attract such a lively crowd. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2399 Go ahead. Tell them the benefits of an all grass diet. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2400 You’ll be fine. Just picture them all naked. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2401 Hurry up, you're the early bird special. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2402 You'll be fine. Just open with a joke and know where the exits are. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2403 Good luck. I’ll be backstage in the panic room. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2404 Just picture them furless. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2405 You said Gay Pride not a Brave Pride. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2406 you wanted a captive audience... 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2407 Relax. You'll have them roaring 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2408 It's OK. They already had lunch. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2409 They're really quite friendly and can't wait to hear your talk. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2410 Don’t worry, what is the worst they could do to you? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2411 Remember, roars are good here. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2412 Did the invite say “special guest appearance” or “special guest appetizer?” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2413 You go ahead, I’ll be right here behind you. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2414 I’d emphasize the antelope meat toxicity point. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2415 You better be good. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2416 Just imagine your audience hairless. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2417 Just imagine them all hanging in a bar as stuffed heads. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2418 Just think of them as big fans. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2419 Start with, ‘Let us all prey, on something other than me…’ 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2420 Tell them that we need just two for the Ark. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2421 „Just give me 2 minutes before you announce the winner“ 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2422 Don’t worry. They all ate a really big lunch. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2423 C’mon, where’s your pride? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2424 Go out there and promote the long term health effects of a vegetarian diet 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2425 No worries - I've been assured they've all chosen the vegetarian option for lunch. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2426 l 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2427 Good luck with your presentation on why eating antelopes cause cancer 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2428 We selected a challenging audience for you to practice your TED talk on vegetarianism. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2429 Don't worry. This is the after-dinner crowd. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2430 Don't be nervous, the opening act is like an amuse bouche. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2431 A change on your program. We'll be eliminating the lunch break. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2432 Maybe not your home address. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2433 It’s always awkward being the after-lunch speaker 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2434 Permission to “leap forward” was meant figuratively. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2435 worst-case scenario, they will boo you 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2436 Just imagine they're all full from having eaten your family members. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2437 I can’t say that! The audience will eat me alive! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2438 Believe in you! Everyone is after your insides. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2439 We probably should not have accepted the invitation as dinner guests. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2440 Now, remember...it's important to know your audience. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2441 I am woman, hear me roar? 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2442 Just kidding... don't break a leg 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2443 It's OK. Everyone feels like the audience is going to eat them. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2444 You'll be fine. Just don't get too close to the stage edge. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2445 When giving your speech, don't focus on the roaring crowd; remember, you are the G.O.A.T! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2446 Don't be nervous, Tony. They're going to eat you up! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2447 It’s not as if they’re going to eat you alive! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2448 Be careful how you pronounce the word pray. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2449 Don't worry, they'll love you...one way or another. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2450 ... and remember, we have danish and coffee in the lobby. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2451 Just emphasize that going vegan is better for you and the planet 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2452 You got through a TED talk. You can get through this. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2453 You might want to rethink the 'Friends, Romans, Predators' intro. 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2454 If they grin, then run fast! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2455 Don't be nervous - they'll devour every word. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2456 Don’t be nervous just imagine them with no fur. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2457 I still say they should open the snack bar before the show. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2458 Get out there and give them all the reasons you are an inedible candidate. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2459 This is a killer audience. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2460 You'll be fine. Just pretend they are all naked. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2461 Go on, your talk will just put them all to sleep. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2462 Unfortunately, we didn't serve breakfast earlier today so the audience is famished....good luck... 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2463 What's the worst that could happen? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2464 Don’t be nervous they’re hungry for good content 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2465 It’s not the menu, it’s just another indictment. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2466 Your speech is great, they'll eat you up. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2467 Come on be brave they wont bite you. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2468 The audience is very obedient and not hungry 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2469 Do you think they’ll notice the difference ? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2470 Cut the part about how delicious we are and you’ll be fine. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2471 Who booked this gig? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2472 Maybe it would help to imagine them in their underwear? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2473 Don't stutter. Show 'em who's the GOAT! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2474 What are you so worried about? They'll eat it up! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2475 You don’t even have to imagine that they’re naked! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2476 We always feed the rookies to the lions 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2477 Your confidence will convince them 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2478 I suppose this would be an inopportune time to say 'Break a leg'. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2479 At least they aren't in cars at night, dear. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2480 A gazellion ways to die. No pressure! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2481 It's just stage fright, they're not allowed to bite the speakers. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2482 Just pretend it’s a Ted Talk and they all love your books. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2483 No need to worry they aren't going to bite 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2484 seems like you got their attention 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2485 And the lucky winner will be having dinner with us. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2486 Umm…something feels off. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2487 Remember, in your head you're only speaking to one. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2488 Just picture them without their fur. It works every time! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2489 If they start salivating, run. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2490 Don’t worry. They’re all in recovery. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2491 Make sure you lionize them. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2492 You certainly have a captive audience! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2493 Tell them there’s free food running through the lobby. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2494 Go on, Phil. If you don't convince them to go vegan now, you never will." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2495 Why are they smiling?" "I don't know, apparently there's free breakfast! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2496 Don't worry. They're all animal lovers. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2497 If I said I wasn't nervous, I'd be lion. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2498 Remember to speak slowly but run quickly. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2499 No, that's okay, you first... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2500 Emphasize the vegetarian part of the diet. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2501 You thought the headlights were bad. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2502 The key is to convince them you are very tough. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2503 It'll be fine. I just heard the lion from the Times isn't coming 'til tomorrow. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2504 Dont worry. Audiences at pride events are really supportive. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2505 Remember, the audience wants you to succeed. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2506 Just picture them in their undercoats. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2507 This audience is primed; they're waiting with bated breath. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2508 Go on, they'll like you one way or another. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2509 ...and after the program, lions and lionesses, there will be vegetarian hors d'oeuvres and refreshments from the watering hole in the lobby. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2510 What can they do, eat you alive? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2511 Tough crowd. They ate the last guy alive. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2512 Don't worry their just hungry for a good story. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2513 Just assure them that we come in peace. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2514 It’s OK, everyone’s a little nervous their first and last time. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2515 Relax, you're the after-lunch speaker. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2516 Don't worry your suicide note is eloquent. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2517 So, I'm supposed to tell them they're being replaced by artificial intelligence? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2518 Yes, their a hostile audience..... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2519 And now, the remaining members of the Academy are pleased to present this year's "Catch Me, If You Can" Award 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2520 Make the announcement and run like hell. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2521 Just read the speech like we practiced. But throw in the thing about the red dot too. They love that. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2522 The veggie burgers haven’t arrived yet 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2523 You’ll do great. I’ve never seen a hungrier audience. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2524 As we practiced, start with a good joke and you will have them roaring. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2525 We're going to have to talk to our agent again. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2526 Tell them the one about when a gazelle truck driver spotted a lion in his headlights. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2527 Relax, you've got an apex audience! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2528 They are so precious. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2529 Try not to look tasty. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2530 You goat this babe! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2531 Just go out there and be yourself! They'll eat you up! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2532 C'mon, they won't bite. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2533 Just try to picture them all hairless. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2534 Don’t worry, you got this, just remember, you’re the GOAT 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2535 Go on, you can do it, your argument for friendship among all animals is going to be heard! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2536 The hunger games" lecture by G.Goa 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2537 Don’t worry - you’ll do great. I’ll be waiting right here, I promise. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2538 Just imagine they're all wearing muzzles. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2539 Just picture them eating you. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2540 The deer will be here in a minute. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2541 Just relax, no one's here to hurt you 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2542 Oh, don’t worry. They’re all from Detroit. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2543 I guarantee they will eat it up! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2544 Just imagine them being naked... O, wait... 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2545 Remember: Speak as fast as you can and we'll make a run for it! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2546 Good luck! They’re going to eat you alive! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2547 Go ahead and speak, they won't hurt you. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2548 They don’t look domesticated 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2549 Just picture them with no fur. And no teeth or claws. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2550 They love it when you start with a joke about the Serengeti! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2551 Relax, just picture them naked... 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2552 Don't forget to mention you'll be available for a meet-n-greet in the lobby after your presentation. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2553 They won't bite. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2554 They look hungry for a good speech. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2555 Don't worry, it's just stage fright! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2556 And just a reminder that refreshments are in the lobby BEHIND you. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2557 Think positive. I saw them chowing down at the snack bar earlier. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2558 Go ahead. They won't eat you. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2559 Don't make eye contact . . . 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2560 Give them some red meat. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2561 And you ask why I'm nervous? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2562 It helps if you picture them without fur... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2563 And the Buddy goes to…. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2564 Why so nervous? You're a great after-dinner speaker! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2565 Just keep repeating to yourself "they have no fur". 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2566 Remember, we are counting on you to distract them. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2567 We gave appetizers before the speeches started, that'll keep the audience full till 9. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2568 It's scary for a Sagittarius to speak before a pack of Leos. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2569 And for our next EDI speaker... 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2570 ..man, they’re gonna eat us alive out there. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2571 Don't be nervous. Just picture them all with clothes on. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2572 They are going to eat us up! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2573 Food is an entertainment 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2574 The audience seems to have worked up quite an appetite for your work. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2575 They’re hungry for content 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2576 They may eat you alive, but just wait until you hear that crowd roar. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2577 They say that they’re vegan, but I’d say they’re lion. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2578 Don't show fear. The audience can pick up that, and they'll eat you alive! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2579 They hunger for your.... 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2580 Don't be afraid, just stand up there and read it. They're all from the Feline Vegetarian Association. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2581 Don't worry. They came directly from the all you can eat buffet. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2582 Remember no Lion King jokes 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2583 Ok, I know you're nervous but it will be over sooner than you think. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2584 No,no. It says, “Let us prAy.” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2585 Fortunately, they're vegan. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2586 Relax, they are just anxious to learn more about becoming a Vegan 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2587 Relax! They will follow you 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2588 Just imagine them clothed. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2589 How wonderful you have their undivided attention. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2590 Don't worry, they don't bite. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2591 If it makes you feel better, just remember that this is an after dinner speech. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2592 Relax. Just imagine they're in their underwear. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2593 Just picture them all without their fur 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2594 I'll be backstage if you need me. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2595 Don't worry. You'll have them eating the palm of your hand. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2596 But if we put you in the 'after lunch' spot, they'll be sleepy. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2597 It’s OK, they’ve all eaten well by now. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2598 Oh go on, you act like you're walking into a lions den. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2599 Go on….It’s important that they hear about the benefits of vegetarian diet. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2600 Are you nuts with this speech!? They eat me alive! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2601 Leave out the ending about "Let's continue this dialogue at dinner." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2602 Step one of becoming a vegetarian is… 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2603 Be careful, its a red meat crowd if I have ever seen one. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2604 Don't be nervous, they're vegetarian. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2605 Don't be nervous, it's the Lion Vegan Society. Or was it the Lying Vegan Society. Now I'm not sure. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2606 Break a leg, don’t break a leg - either way, the audience is going to eat you alive” 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2607 C’mon Mark you’ll be fine. Believe me - underneath those furry costumes they’re all regular, kinky guys just like us I promise 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2608 Relax, you are going to do great. Just remember to appear larger and back away slowly at the end. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2609 You got this. Just picture them all as vegan. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2610 I'm telling you, they are not going to believe vegan tastes like meat. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2611 Don't worry - they're too hungry to care. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2612 And yes, they will eat you up. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2613 Don't be nervous they love having you here 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2614 Just tell them you identify as a black bear. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2615 Skip the part about lunch being served after your talk. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2616 Well, ah, no....I think you are the captive audience. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2617 Go on...they're not going to eat you alive 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2618 You'll be fine - Just omit that last line where it says "Let us Pray" 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2619 No, no, remember that you missed a letter 2 years ago, so you have to do it over again. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2620 Just imagine them all as vegans. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2621 One final announcement: The banquet is served in the lobby, not here on the stage. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2622 I would avoid the word 'Pray'--it sends mixed messages to the audience. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2623 Just imagine them without their manes. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2624 I know what you’re all thinking. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2625 Start with a joke. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2626 They’d be lyin’. YOU are the g.o.a.t. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2627 You're not, by any chance, in heat are you? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2628 No worries, they checked their claws at the door. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2629 Be there! Will be wild! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2630 It's perfectly natural to feel nervous your first time on stage. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2631 Remember - ethos, pathos, logos, oh fuck no. I’m out, good luck and see you when I see you. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2632 Ditch the Circle of life speech and go with your Noah’s Ark poem. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2633 Don't worry. I'll be right behind you.... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2634 Keep your eyes off the guy in the second row. He's got headlights. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2635 Just say it’s a twenty-two way tie for first. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2636 Your speech is tasteful, so run with it. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2637 If you are nervous just imagine them all wearing clothes 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2638 They’re hungry for your…message. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2639 I’d prefer being thrown to the wolves. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2640 Just picture them in their underwear not tearing you to shreds. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2641 They look very interested in me. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2642 Just imagine they're vegetarians" 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2643 You'll be fine, they're ambush predators. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2644 You are prepared so go out there and slay them. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2645 And I’m sorry to say I tested positive for COVID a few minutes ago 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2646 They won't bite. They had free appetizers. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2647 If it doesn't go well, we'll toss them some squeaky toys." 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2648 Bad luck going before lunch. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2649 Step up, they've already had dinner! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2650 Don’t be nervous. Just pretend they’re all naked AND full. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2651 Go out there and slay 'em! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2652 Just be yourself! They’ll eat you up! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2653 Don't be nervous. It's just dinner theater. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2654 Don't be nervous. Just pretend the audience is naked. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2655 Don't be nervous. What are they gonna do, eat you? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2656 If we are too good they'll eat us. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2657 Honey, you can't hide your those lion eyes 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2658 Just imagine they’re all purring house cats. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2659 They look like a tough crowd but trust me they’re going to eat up your act. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2660 Excellent, you have their attention. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2661 Relax. They only kill during a live Q&A. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2662 We are Tonight's Dinner! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2663 I think they are going to eat my speech up! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2664 They all hunger for your, ehm... wisdom! Go ahead! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2665 What's it going to be? Fight or flight? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2666 You're doing great. Just keep thanking them for joining our 'Just Say No to Meat Eating' support group.' 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2667 They look as if they're ready to eat me alive. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2668 Open with a Simba joke. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2669 Don't worry they are going to love you 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2670 Once you start they'll be all over you. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2671 Gotta take my kid to the dentist. You'll be fine. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2672 Cat got your tongue? Your spleen? Your small intestines? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2673 Go ahead, make ‘em drool! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2674 Go ahead, they enjoy lamb laying with the lion jokes! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2675 « Don’t worry, we just made it as a protected species » 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2676 I highly doubt that you will persuade them to go vegetarian. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2677 Now, go out there and win their hearts as if your life depends on it! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2678 I forgot my speech, your FEEDback is to overwhelming 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2679 Don't dawdle. Just tell them the theater is on fire and then run like hell. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2680 Stop acting as if your life depended on this! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2681 I think you're trying to get rid of me 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2682 Remember, its supposed to be brutish and short. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2683 Ok, I'll be stage right, holding the door open, and the getaway car will be fully revved. Good luck 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2684 You might want to scratch out that, "survival of the fittest" suggestion. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2685 Now just remember -- fight,flight or freeze. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2686 They’re gonna eat you alive out there. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2687 That's way too much information. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2688 Go ahead, imagine they're all full. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2689 Relax! They're going to love you. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2690 Find one friendly face in the crowd and pretend you are only talking to him. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2691 Don't forget the part about a balanced diet. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2692 It’s ok, they’re all on Ozempic 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2693 It’ll be okay, Winston. Just imagine they’re all defanged and declawed. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2694 I guess the buck really does stop here! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2695 Presenters usually open with something like, 'Hi. I'm So-and-so. Welcome to my hunTED talk.' 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2696 Imagine they're all herbivores. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2697 Don't worry, they support the arts. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2698 I thought my parents were here when you said there was pride in the audience. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2699 THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HATES AMERICA 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2700 Cats. Just kitty cats. Excuse me, I left something in the car. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2701 Just remember, if you sing about them, they wont eat you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2702 You'll be fine. Just don't make any sudden movements. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2703 You'll be fine. They all just ate at the buffet. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2704 Don't worry, it's only a run-through. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2705 It's too late to learn your lines. I said you should learn your lions. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2706 I feel more captive than the audience 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2707 I’m not sure my talk in the benefits of a vegan diet will resonate with this audience 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2708 Break a leg; you’ll have the crowd roaring. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2709 THATS your big finish? Man this crowd is gonna eat you alive 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2710 Don't be nervous - you're gonna slay 'em! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2711 I thought we were speaking to our creditors, not our preditors. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2712 Whatever you do, don't appear too vulnerable. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2713 They may be physically intimidating, but remember that you're intellectually superior! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2714 I think you need to know where the emergency exits are more than they do. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2715 Picture them clothed. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2716 Something tells me you have more to worry about than just stage fright 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2717 This is where your rhetorical skills come into play. .." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2718 ‘Trust me they’re just as nervous as we are’ 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2719 I'd go heavy on the Peaceable Kingdom theme, or this crowd will eat you alive! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2720 Remember, as soon as you're done we leave the building. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2721 Just imagine you have no pants on 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2722 Imagine they’re just dandy lions. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2723 Break a leg! They're going to eat you up. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2724 I don't think 'Dinner's on the house' is quite the right announcement for us. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2725 Well try imagining them eating you in their underwear. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2726 Maintain eye contact. Your life depends on it.” 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2727 And the award for King of the Jungle goes to . . . 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2728 The cocaine will actually reduce their appetite, so, no worries. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2729 Look... don't worry the audience will love you! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2730 Just tell them the vegan lifestyle will make the planet safer for everyone. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2731 I thought you had to be vegan to get in here? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2732 Do you want to run the lions one more time? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2733 Daniel, don't think of it as a lions den: imagine they are all wearing just their undercoats. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2734 It’s ok in these circumstances to get stage flight 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
2735 And to finish up, lions should not be our enemy 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2736 Remember, you're the victim. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2737 Be confident or they’ll eat you alive. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2738 Just picture them in their underwear. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2739 Remember the safe word is doe. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2740 Do you feel safe? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2741 Relax, they’ll eat you up. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2742 Just imagine they are all domesticated. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2743 Wow, talk about a hostile audience. They're going to eat you alive. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2744 We're not going to sing "Home on the Range," are we? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2745 Go ahead it worked before, say "I've come before you today to report a particularly deadly virus being transmitted by gazelles at the Serengeti wet market." 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2746 Don't worry, you'll be fine. They can't eat you after all. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2747 Relax. They've been fed. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2748 Don't be nervous. It doesn't matter how prepared you are; they're still going to eat you alive. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2749 Your scholarship is impeccable. They’ll only rip you apart literally. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2750 Do this, and no more stage fright. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2751 Trust me. You can't miss with "Is everybody feline good tonight?" 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2752 Just don't bring up the recession. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3