Contest #864


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Maybe cut the line about following your instincts. 1.8326 0.02506 1087 477 315 295
1 The good news is that you have their full attention. 1.7254 0.02367 1056 497 352 207
2 You're reading too much into being called the 'dinner speaker.' 1.7132 0.01672 2280 1147 640 493
3 What do you mean I booked you at the wrong pride event? 1.7035 0.01906 1835 964 451 420
4 Be glad you're the AFTER dinner speaker. 1.7025 0.01808 1832 902 573 357
5 Just tell them why you've chosen to run. 1.6998 0.01788 1882 933 581 368
6 No worries. This is an after dinner speech. 1.6987 0.02260 1145 559 372 214
7 You got this! I'll wait in the car. 1.6889 0.02161 1347 698 370 279
8 Don't worry. They're probably still full from the keynote speaker. 1.6876 0.02014 1543 799 427 317
9 Relax, it's an after dinner speech. 1.6868 0.01841 1753 881 540 332
10 Actually, I was hoping to address the elephant in the room! 1.6828 0.02328 1157 604 316 237
11 I'd like to stay but I've got to run. 1.6827 0.02236 1122 549 380 193
12 It might help to picture them stuffed and mounted. 1.6820 0.01798 1799 900 571 328
13 When you said I would be addressing the Lions’ Club…. 1.6748 0.02301 1147 595 330 222
14 I highly doubt they’re still hungry after the last two speakers. 1.6680 0.02205 1268 671 347 250
15 Just remember, they are not a captive audience. 1.6667 0.02555 861 433 282 146
16 Show a little leg. They go wild. 1.6642 0.02358 1099 582 304 213
17 I think you misunderstood the meaning of pride week 1.6641 0.01785 1914 1013 531 370
18 Just picture them in their underwear. And in cages. 1.6625 0.02593 889 466 257 166
19 Don't worry, if they try anything, I'll distract them with the laser pointer. 1.6619 0.02247 1257 683 316 258
20 I'd lead with the Zebra joke. 1.6594 0.02279 1095 561 346 188
21 It's the Lions Club. What did you expect? Gophers? 1.6582 0.02200 1264 676 344 244
22 I thought it was the "other" Lions Club. 1.6473 0.02381 1066 576 290 200
23 Maybe don't start with "let us Pray..." 1.6416 0.02440 999 540 277 182
24 You go first, I insist. 1.6396 0.01897 1515 784 493 238
25 Maybe I shouldn’t have introduced you as a fresh up-and-comer. 1.6301 0.02330 1068 580 303 185
26 You'll give them plenty of food for thought. 1.6300 0.02309 1008 526 329 153
27 Kill the messenger is just a saying, Larry 1.6292 0.02312 1068 576 312 180
28 At least you don’t have to worry about keeping their attention. 1.6232 0.02228 1035 534 357 144
29 I just know you’ll leave them hungry for more! 1.6181 0.02401 927 492 297 138
30 Open with a great hyena joke. 1.6140 0.02285 1026 549 324 153
31 Yes, we do have to invite the winner on stage. 1.6134 0.02261 1076 584 324 168
32 Dinner theater 1.6090 0.02404 1005 565 268 172
33 The way they’re staring at me makes me feel like a piece of meat 1.6072 0.02285 1077 597 306 174
34 I really hate when I get the speaking slot just before lunch. 1.5954 0.02236 1048 572 328 148
35 I think we misunderstood Pride Event. 1.5940 0.02156 1399 854 259 286
36 I know. It's always tougher speaking before lunch. 1.5925 0.02103 1502 929 256 317
37 What did you think a Lions Club meeting is? 1.5886 0.02987 615 347 174 94
38 They'll eat it up!!! Don't worry! 1.5885 0.02306 1006 561 298 147
39 "They never miss a poetry feeding." 1.5871 0.02305 1085 629 275 181
40 I'll be backstage. Way backstage. 1.5865 0.02244 1035 572 319 144
41 Don't worry, 'lunch is provided' didn't mean you. 1.5849 0.02243 1036 574 318 144
42 It’ll be over before you know it. 1.5845 0.02185 1095 608 334 153
43 Try not to stumble. 1.5795 0.02368 925 516 282 127
44 It’s a pride event , you can’t cancel now it will be all over the news. 1.5791 0.02364 974 556 272 146
45 Thanks for stepping up to the plate. 1.5759 0.02291 1172 714 241 217
46 Appeal to their pride. 1.5757 0.02386 1209 781 160 268
47 I'll be right back. 1.5750 0.02322 1073 635 259 179
48 I also don't know why the schedule has this time slot as 'Lunch' but don't worry about it 1.5697 0.02493 911 538 227 146
49 It’s always hardest to go right before lunch. 1.5666 0.03279 503 292 137 74
50 I understand it's tough to be presenting right before lunch but you'll do fine. 1.5637 0.02553 777 440 236 101
51 I know it's hard to present before lunch. 1.5546 0.02638 714 407 218 89
52 And the winner for best impala chaser of the year is… 1.5495 0.02724 677 391 200 86
53 Just don't break a leg. 1.5472 0.02426 868 507 247 114
54 Relax. You have their total attention. 1.5464 0.02361 862 491 271 100
55 It’s OK. You are the AFTER dinner speaker. 1.5443 0.02640 768 460 198 110
56 Cut right to the chase. 1.5437 0.02794 743 462 158 123
57 Remember, no matter what they say, we only have two seats in the Ark 1.5419 0.02905 620 369 166 85
58 They've already had lunch... 1.5415 0.02776 626 360 193 73
59 I think this might actually be a GOOD time to yell fire in a crowded theater. 1.5404 0.02705 742 450 183 109
60 Don't worry; there is a strict "no eating" policy in this theater. 1.5387 0.02663 750 452 192 106
61 My talk today will focus on the deliciousness of hippopotamuses, and their extremely slow movement speed. 1.5384 0.02667 756 458 189 109
62 Why don’t you go first. 1.5372 0.02602 726 424 214 88
63 It's a roast, but try not to hurt their pride. 1.5357 0.02728 715 433 181 101
64 Remember. They can sense fear. 1.5331 0.02601 724 425 212 87
65 Let's skip the audience participation part of the presentation. 1.5329 0.02652 700 412 203 85
66 Give them something they can really sink their teeth into. 1.5312 0.02749 657 389 187 81
67 This is the last time we’re doing a dinner show. 1.5295 0.02794 661 399 174 88
68 Get out there and give that audience something to chew on. 1.5277 0.02735 667 398 186 83
69 Remember. High Energy. You’re the only thing standing between them and lunch 1.5272 0.02759 662 397 181 84
70 Speak as if your life depends on it 1.5272 0.02685 681 404 195 82
71 Psst! This may not be the best audience to pitch your vegan diet program! 1.5271 0.03013 535 316 156 63
72 It's pride month. 1.5266 0.03660 395 242 98 55
73 Watch out, keep to the script or you’ll literally be eaten alive! 1.5225 0.03131 511 308 139 64
74 I think I'll wait for you in the car. 1.5224 0.02999 624 395 132 97
75 If you're nervous, just imagine them all as rugs." 1.5206 0.02910 607 371 156 80
76 The lunch slot’s always a tough gig. 1.5204 0.02870 613 372 163 78
77 Try not to do that deer in the spotlight thing again 1.5166 0.02729 664 402 181 81
78 I've a better idea. Start talking about quantum physics. It will put them all to sleep. 1.5162 0.03069 525 318 143 64
79 Fred, after this, they're throwing us a 'meet and greet' luncheon. 1.5120 0.03058 541 333 139 69
80 I'll go start the car. 1.5120 0.03058 541 333 139 69
81 I have to run. 1.5118 0.03081 551 344 132 75
82 Immersion therapy isn’t meant to be comfortable, Verne. 1.5114 0.02891 569 342 163 64
83 I know you’re nervous, but what’s the worst that could happen? 1.5109 0.03094 548 343 130 75
84 Just imagine them without fur. 1.5089 0.02918 562 340 158 64
85 Trust me, it can't go any worse for you than the last guy. 1.5048 0.03380 420 256 116 48
86 Don't worry...this is the after-dinner speech, remember? 1.5047 0.03025 527 322 144 61
87 Just stand very still while you're speaking. 1.5030 0.03063 507 309 141 57
88 Don’t leave the audience wanting more. 1.5021 0.03221 482 300 122 60
89 Something tells me we got booked for the wrong Pride Week! 1.5020 0.03411 492 324 89 79
90 The title of your talk, "Pursue Your Dream", won't work. 1.5000 0.03436 408 251 110 47
91 After you, my deer. 1.4988 0.03353 413 251 118 44
92 Remember, hakuna matata. 1.4957 0.03122 468 284 136 48
93 Just remind them: no eating allowed in the theater 1.4948 0.03246 477 301 116 60
94 Relax, you're just introducing the wildebeest 1.4929 0.02984 495 298 150 47
95 Just don’t mention the lunch break. 1.4926 0.03136 471 289 132 50
96 When they invited me to speak at Pride Week, I guess I misunderstood. 1.4923 0.03585 453 305 73 75
97 Don’t be nervous, they can smell fear. 1.4871 0.03243 464 293 116 55
98 Whatever you do, skip the part that says ‘Now I offer you some food for thought.’ 1.4871 0.03415 425 270 103 52
99 You'll be fine, just don't cut to the chase. 1.4852 0.04616 237 152 55 30
100 In this case, speaking right after lunch is a good thing. 1.4834 0.03367 422 266 108 48
101 Can't you feel the excitement in the room? 1.4824 0.03354 427 270 108 49
102 Just be careful with the laser pointer. 1.4811 0.03635 370 236 90 44
103 Don't worry. I was told they love antelopes. 1.4799 0.04122 298 193 67 38
104 They’re just cats. 1.4783 0.03532 345 211 103 31
105 Gotta run. Don’t worry. They’re just gonna eat you up. 1.4778 0.03386 427 274 102 51
106 Just don't say, "Let's cut to the chase." 1.4769 0.03432 411 263 100 48
107 Just wait til you hear the crowd roar 1.4757 0.03494 412 268 92 52
108 Just imagine them all as rugs. 1.4752 0.03542 383 245 94 44
109 Just relax and be natural, you'll never have to do this again. 1.4739 0.04812 211 136 50 25
110 Better cut to the chase quickly. 1.4733 0.03524 374 237 97 40
111 Don't worry. The audience will eat you up alive! 1.4730 0.03424 389 245 104 40
112 BEFORE I TAKEOFF RUNNING LIKE HELL I'VE BEEN ASKED TO SAY A FEW WORDS 1.4729 0.03495 387 247 97 43
113 'If the 'Pride joke' falls flat...run like hell!' 1.4724 0.03586 398 262 84 52
114 They just finished their dinner. So you should have half an hour. 1.4718 0.03437 390 247 102 41
115 Please tell me you remembered the laser pointer. 1.4704 0.03618 372 241 87 44
116 They seem attentive 1.4704 0.03496 372 235 99 38
117 Go on, they’re hungry for more. 1.4696 0.03272 411 257 115 39
118 I still don't think "Eating Locally Sourced Food" is a good topic for this audience. 1.4691 0.03760 356 234 77 45
119 Maybe lead with you have herpes. 1.4641 0.03670 362 237 82 43
120 And afterwards they’re holding a banquet in your honor. 1.4640 0.03615 375 246 84 45
121 You sure they’ll appreciate “The Herbivore’s Dilemma?” 1.4636 0.03615 343 218 91 34
122 You only get one chance with this. 1.4635 0.03395 384 243 104 37
123 Just relax. You’ve got the laser pointer. 1.4631 0.03769 352 233 75 44
124 You've been asked to stay for dinner. 1.4613 0.03764 336 219 79 38
125 Don’t be nervous- just imagine they’re all vegans. 1.4611 0.03332 360 221 112 27
126 Just image them with no teeth. 1.4610 0.03329 410 263 105 42
127 They are here for the big bucks. 1.4600 0.03675 350 228 83 39
128 Just open with “The only thing that stands between you and dinner is this podium.” They’ll eat it up. 1.4599 0.03541 374 243 90 41
129 Just picture them all as rugs. 1.4589 0.03651 353 230 84 39
130 Just imagine them wearing clothes 1.4583 0.03787 336 221 76 39
131 Our next speaker will discuss the benefits of becoming a vegetarian. 1.4582 0.03825 323 211 76 36
132 Relax, you've already got their attention. 1.4580 0.03691 345 225 82 38
133 The elevated heavy-metal content in venison. Lead with that. 1.4568 0.03791 324 211 78 35
134 thank you for letting us address your first diversity, equity and inclusion conference. 1.4561 0.03694 353 233 79 41
135 You've got their attention. 1.4559 0.03539 340 215 95 30
136 Whatever you do, don’t fall off the stage. 1.4552 0.04229 290 197 54 39
137 Don’t be nervous. They’re gonna eat you up!” 1.4543 0.03942 339 232 60 47
138 Wake up, dear, you're having that dream again. 1.4537 0.03940 313 208 68 37
139 Just be sure to remind them that eating in the auditorium is strictly prohibited 1.4529 0.04033 329 227 55 47
140 Careful what you say. It’s a jungle out there. 1.4518 0.03746 332 218 78 36
141 Don’t be nervous, just imagine they are all stuffed. 1.4490 0.03797 314 205 77 32
142 Don't worry. The lunch was served first. 1.4487 0.03429 341 214 101 26
143 You need to emphasize this was a meeting to pray…not for prey. 1.4476 0.03761 315 205 79 31
144 Next up: "The Circle of Life is an Outdated Concept : A Persuasive Essay" 1.4448 0.03849 308 203 73 32
145 Okay, so I was wrong about which Lion's Club this is. 1.4448 0.03940 326 223 61 42
146 It’ll be okay. You’re the After Dinner Speaker. 1.4441 0.03977 322 221 59 42
147 Your vegetarian Ted Talk is going to kill! 1.4435 0.03563 336 217 89 30
148 Remember, after giving the opening remarks, remind everyone about emergency exits and I'll shout, "Fire!" 1.4405 0.03820 311 206 73 32
149 On the plus side, they'll be highly distracted by the laser pointer. 1.4404 0.03986 302 204 63 35
150 It's a dinner theater. Why do you ask? 1.4397 0.04225 282 194 52 36
151 We should have asked what they meant by dinner theater. 1.4396 0.04109 298 205 55 38
152 Just picture them as rugs and you'll be fine. 1.4378 0.04415 233 155 54 24
153 Just pretend they are the voters in the New Yorker Caption Contest. They aren't going to like whatever you say, so just don't worry about it. 1.4373 0.04276 295 209 43 43
154 I'll be waiting for you right outside the stage door. 1.4371 0.03638 302 193 86 23
155 Headlights? Do you see headlights? 1.4364 0.03978 291 195 65 31
156 They want to hear about your plant-based diet. 1.4360 0.04058 289 196 60 33
157 It helps to picture them with clothes on. 1.4352 0.03852 301 200 71 30
158 Just get out there! What’s the worst that could happen? 1.4349 0.04248 269 184 53 32
159 Picture them all with clothes on. 1.4349 0.04116 269 180 61 28
160 Would like to explain why going vegan is in all our best interest 1.4333 0.03802 300 198 74 28
161 Don't be nervous. They're going to eat you up! 1.4333 0.04245 300 214 42 44
162 What they’re really hungry for is a fresh approach. 1.4317 0.03851 271 175 75 21
163 I just figured out why they call it dinner theater. 1.4297 0.04441 256 179 44 33
164 There's no need to be nervous about your presentation. Most of the congregation only came here for the free meal. 1.4292 0.04315 240 161 55 24
165 Maybe volunteering to speak at the Lions Club was not your finest idea. 1.4291 0.04067 282 192 59 31
166 Trust me, they are gonna eat you up. 1.4281 0.04215 285 200 48 37
167 And remember, don't turn your back on the audience. 1.4229 0.03875 253 163 73 17
168 Imagine them fully clothed 1.4226 0.04187 265 182 54 29
169 Don’t be dramatic. They won’t eat you alive 1.4202 0.04100 257 173 60 24
170 Yes! It's in bad taste. That's the idea ... 1.4198 0.03735 293 194 75 24
171 I'd keep it short, if I were you. 1.4187 0.04231 246 167 55 24
172 You have about fifteen seconds to make your case. 1.4163 0.04080 245 163 62 20
173 Its okay. It's just the audience. They don't bite. 1.4160 0.03856 262 172 71 19
174 Maybe don’t call it “Eat Prey, Love.” 1.4146 0.04382 246 172 46 28
175 I'll be in the car 1.4127 0.04375 252 178 44 30
176 Remember - everyone’s looking for good gnus these days 1.4122 0.04393 245 172 45 28
177 Open with a joke… and then run like hell. 1.4118 0.04409 238 166 46 26
178 On the plus side, you'll never have to do this again. 1.4097 0.04346 227 155 51 21
179 Don't be nervous. They just saw the Lion King and they feel pretty good. 1.4095 0.04100 232 154 61 17
180 I don’t care what the card says. I think it’s best if you tell them that “The Lion King” has won again. 1.4091 0.04804 220 159 32 29
181 Keep it short, they haven’t had lunch yet. 1.4089 0.04131 247 168 57 22
182 I heard it was gonna be a tough crowd 1.4083 0.04091 240 161 60 19
183 You're the first speaker after lunch....you should be ok. 1.4066 0.04284 241 167 50 24
184 Let's forget about the audience participation part. 1.4054 0.04593 222 157 40 25
185 There are some fears you can’t outrun. 1.4045 0.04756 220 159 33 28
186 When you hear the roar of the crowd, run for it. 1.4035 0.04587 228 163 38 27
187 That's all now. We have to run. 1.4034 0.04172 233 158 56 19
188 Trust me, it's all about projecting confidence... and maybe not limping or anything. 1.4034 0.04388 233 163 46 24
189 It's nearing dinnertime...I'd pick up the pace if I were you! 1.4034 0.04237 238 164 52 22
190 What made you think you were the "after" dinner speaker? 1.4026 0.04582 231 166 37 28
191 And now,in our next TED talk,Giselle speaks about the benefits of a vegetarian diet. 1.4000 0.04619 220 157 38 25
192 Sure. Tough crowd. But at least you’re not the last speaker before lunch. 1.4000 0.04207 230 157 54 19
193 It was at this moment that Jerry realized his presentation "Going Vegan: The key to a happy life" wasn't going to go very well. 1.4000 0.04670 205 144 40 21
194 Take my wife. Please! 1.3991 0.04483 223 157 43 23
195 Relax. What's the worst that could happen? 1.3981 0.04493 216 151 44 21
196 I suggest we cancel the meet and greet. 1.3980 0.04715 196 137 40 19
197 What did you expect? You knew it was pride week. 1.3966 0.04521 232 167 38 27
198 Just pretend they're in their underwear. 1.3965 0.04242 227 156 52 19
199 I gave you my word. I’m not throwing you to the wolves. 1.3963 0.04524 217 153 42 22
200 No sweat, it's you, then we all break for lunch. 1.3962 0.04352 212 145 50 17
201 Ignore the cat calls. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
202 What did you think they meant when they said we would be performing at the Lion’s Club? 1.3958 0.04287 240 169 47 24
203 You know what they say: never let them smell you sweat. 1.3956 0.04594 182 123 46 13
204 Don’t break a leg. 1.3952 0.04380 210 144 49 17
205 Don't worry, they'll eat you right up! 1.3947 0.04181 228 156 54 18
206 That Steve Jobs quote -- 'Stay hungry. Stay foolish. Never let go of your appetite' -- you might want to skip it. 1.3947 0.04702 190 132 41 17
207 Be tasteless. 1.3946 0.04567 223 160 38 25
208 Is that your will? You better let me hold on to that. 1.3946 0.04247 223 153 52 18
209 Remember how you got over the "headlights" thing? 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
210 Go ahead, it will be over before you know it. 1.3929 0.04416 224 158 44 22
211 Go out there and give them something to chew on. 1.3925 0.04370 214 148 48 18
212 If get a standing ovation run for your life. 1.3918 0.04686 194 136 40 18
213 On second thought, maybe don't break a leg. 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
214 Give them something to chew on. 1.3909 0.04036 197 128 61 8
215 Good thing this isn’t a dinner theater! 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
216 No, I insist, you go first. 1.3894 0.04186 208 140 55 13
217 Make sure you thrown in at least one hakuma matata. 1.3886 0.04145 211 142 56 13
218 Well, they've had a light snack, but I'd suggest keeping it short. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
219 Now go out there and sing Hukana Matata like your life depends on it! 1.3881 0.04390 219 154 45 20
220 You go now and I'll go after lunch. 1.3879 0.04364 214 149 47 18
221 They're here for pride week. 1.3879 0.04512 214 152 41 21
222 Just pretend they're wearing nothing but their underwear. 1.3878 0.04356 196 133 50 13
223 Wait! Does our contract say: "...you will be asked to perform before your dinner..." , or does it say, "... you will be asked to perform before you're dinner..."? 1.3876 0.04690 209 151 35 23
224 [Whispering] I don't care what the card says. Say "The "Lion King" won, you idiot. 1.3867 0.05045 181 131 30 20
225 Just know that you are faster than them. 1.3864 0.04129 220 150 55 15
226 You got this Daniel! 1.3860 0.04784 171 118 40 13
227 What’s wrong? I told you it’s a pride event. 1.3858 0.04683 197 140 38 19
228 Just picture them in their underbrush. 1.3854 0.04771 192 137 36 19
229 Just imagine they're not wearing any fur. 1.3827 0.04349 196 134 49 13
230 You will be fine. Just imagine them in their underwear. 1.3824 0.04725 170 117 41 12
231 Instead of running for president, maybe you should just run. 1.3821 0.04585 212 153 37 22
232 Just imagine them all without teeth. 1.3814 0.04842 194 141 32 21
233 WHOEVER BOOKED THE LIONS CLUB DIDN'T ASK ENOUGH QUESTIONS. 1.3814 0.05058 194 145 24 25
234 Don’t worry, it’ll be over before you know it. 1.3812 0.04977 181 131 31 19
235 Don't worry, the reception is catered. 1.3810 0.04993 189 139 28 22
236 This is not the right audience to look in the eye. 1.3807 0.04450 197 137 45 15
237 Remember, you're the after dinner speaker... 1.3805 0.04437 205 144 44 17
238 In this case, I have to say, don’t break a leg! 1.3800 0.04570 200 142 40 18
239 If you want to run for President, this is a good practice venue! 1.3797 0.04797 187 134 35 18
240 Whatever you do, don’t say “Let’s break for lunch.” 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
241 What did you think they meant by lunch speaker 1.3793 0.04466 203 143 43 17
242 Looks like the buck stops here. 1.3789 0.05081 190 142 24 24
243 Not a headlight in sight. You’ve got this. 1.3788 0.04431 198 138 45 15
244 Be funny or they'll eat you alive. 1.3786 0.04255 206 142 50 14
245 Just imagine them as rugs. 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
246 Eat Prey Love 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
247 Just tell them there’s a Jaguar in the parking lot with its lights on. 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
248 Just blame their problems on the zebras 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
249 ‘Keep them focused, and I’ll be right back’ 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
250 It's always tough being the last speaker before lunch. 1.3756 0.04442 197 138 44 15
251 Dinner and a show. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
252 First welcome them to this first meeting of the vegetarian lions' club. 1.3750 0.04279 200 138 49 13
253 Good luck! Don’t break a leg. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
254 You'll do great! They still talk about the Zebra from last year. 1.3744 0.04177 219 153 50 16
255 Stand tall, use a big voice, don’t run. Pretend you’re Trump getting a mug shot. 1.3744 0.05184 195 150 17 28
256 Sally, YOU wanted to join the Lions Club. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
257 I guess you're not preaching to the choir 1.3738 0.04295 214 151 46 17
258 Always start out with a Hyena joke. It gets them roaring. 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
259 You're the last speaker before lunch. 1.3735 0.04635 166 114 42 10
260 It’s not a den of lions, it’s simply a roaring crowd. 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
261 You'll be fine, just don't break a leg. 1.3730 0.04702 185 132 37 16
262 How am I supposed to tell them that only two get on the boat? 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
263 on second thought, don't break a leg 1.3723 0.04828 188 137 32 19
264 I suggest you cut to the chase. 1.3723 0.04396 188 130 46 12
265 Not to worry! They’re going to eat up everything you have to say. 1.3722 0.04596 180 126 41 13
266 They are here to listen to what you have to say, not how you look. 1.3716 0.04476 183 127 44 12
267 You want ME to tell them the caterer is running an hour late? 1.3711 0.05245 159 116 27 16
268 Emphasize the protein content of tofu. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
269 You're on! It's a hungry audience! 1.3702 0.04160 208 144 51 13
270 I’m the after dinner speaker. 1.3702 0.04534 208 151 37 20
271 Relax, you are the "after" dinner speaker. 1.3702 0.04439 181 125 45 11
272 You’re fine…but I’ve gotta run. 1.3702 0.04575 181 127 41 13
273 After you 1.3699 0.04930 173 125 32 16
274 Just imagine them all naked. Oh, never mind….. 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
275 Hit the Fire Alarm! 1.3693 0.04868 176 127 33 16
276 Before our last speaker before lunch, raise your hand if you want a vegetarian meal. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
277 Just a few short remarks, then we gotta run. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
278 Just pretend they're naked and mounted on a wall. 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
279 Picture them without fur.” 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
280 Whats the worst thing that can happen? 1.3679 0.04672 193 140 35 18
281 Do not invite the winner onstage. 1.3678 0.05105 174 129 26 19
282 Just relax- that was a roar of approval. 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
283 Good news: they're really interested in your talk. Bad news: the caterer is running late. 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
284 Sorry, gotta run. 1.3661 0.04729 183 132 35 16
285 Remember, where the deer and the antelope play is still a secret. 1.3661 0.04915 183 135 29 19
286 Remind me to fire our agent. 1.3661 0.04665 183 131 37 15
287 You’re up. Then lunch. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
288 The Posthumous Award for slowest gazelle goes to..... 1.3654 0.05686 156 120 15 21
289 It was mistakenly advertised as a reading of 'Eat, Prey, Love'. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
290 Thanks again for standing in for me. Unfortunately I’ve gotta run! 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
291 Just imagine them all declawed. 1.3646 0.04633 181 129 38 14
292 Don’t forget to remind them that snacks are available in the lobby… in the LOBBY! 1.3642 0.05056 173 128 27 18
293 Start off with a zebra joke. 1.3636 0.04440 176 122 44 10
294 I didn't expect this when they said it was a 'Pride' celebration. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
295 Maybe scratch the part about sharing the waterhole. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
296 Keep it short. Your speech is the only thing between them and lunch. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
297 Do you need a moment, Senator? 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
298 Nice knowing you. 1.3622 0.04494 185 131 41 13
299 Sheila gave this same speech to the Elks last week and she's fine. 1.3616 0.04563 177 125 40 12
300 You're ready, you've got a great speech and they look hungry for it! 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
301 They are dressing me with their eyes. 1.3608 0.05097 158 115 29 14
302 You’ll be fine. After all, what’s the worst that could happen? 1.3602 0.04726 186 136 33 17
303 Just toss them some meaty phrases. 1.3596 0.04400 178 124 44 10
304 I'm game if you are 1.3593 0.05041 167 123 28 16
305 What's the worst that could happen? Lots of others have done it once. 1.3593 0.04591 167 117 40 10
306 Trust me, this will kill 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
307 For the last time, no, we can't do this over Zoom. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
308 I find it helps to imagine they’ve already eaten. 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
309 Go on !! Just be yourself ! They'll eat it up. 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
310 Remember, pull in your stomach and look skinny... 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
311 Why so worried? They're going to eat you up. 1.3588 0.04905 170 124 31 15
312 Just imagine everybody is already full. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
313 Ladies & gentlemen - may we remind you that eating food is not allowed during this performance. 1.3576 0.05226 165 124 23 18
314 When you're finished, don't stay for meat-and-greet. 1.3567 0.04880 171 125 31 15
315 When you said it’s at the Lion’s Club, I feel like you could have been clearer, Charles. 1.3562 0.05271 160 120 23 17
316 Jump from point to point. They won't keep up. 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
317 Remember, You're the fittest in the pack. 1.3547 0.04260 172 118 47 7
318 Do not open with “Let us pray.” 1.3545 0.04723 189 140 31 18
319 Go ahead, you have their attention. 1.3544 0.04758 158 112 36 10
320 If you need me, I’ll be miles away. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
321 You'll be fine. Just appeal to their pride. 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
322 Emphasize how vegetarian diets have many health benefits! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
323 Don't worry! They will eat you up out there! 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
324 They'll eat it right up, trust me. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
325 It'll be fine - your leg looks completely healed. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
326 Suddenly, stage fright has a whole new meaning. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
327 They asked you to speak and then stay for lunch! 1.3512 0.04712 168 121 35 12
328 When you said it was pride month I was picturing something else.” 1.3512 0.04933 168 124 29 15
329 Don't screw this up. They'll eat you alive. 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
330 Maybe skip, 'Let us pray.' 1.3500 0.04950 180 136 25 19
331 Look if they get rowdy just use the laser like we practiced. 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
332 When the applause starts, run. 1.3497 0.05040 163 121 27 15
333 They seem really excited to see you! 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
334 Dinner theatre? It's just an expression. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
335 I can feel them filleting me with their eyes. 1.3495 0.04186 186 130 47 9
336 Well, for this last question from the audience, does anyone have anything to ask that isn't related to our guest's « delicious looking thighs »? 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
337 Keep it brief, we need to run. 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
338 It's easier if you picture them not salivating 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
339 Relax. They wouldn’t be here if they didn’t love poetry. 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
340 Of course they are all vegetarians! 1.3483 0.04451 178 127 40 11
341 Whatever you do, don't pick out someone in the audience and pretend to talk to them. 1.3478 0.04282 184 130 44 10
342 Relax - this is the after-dinner group.... 1.3476 0.04862 164 120 31 13
343 I’d actually like to address the elephant in the room… 1.3476 0.05374 164 127 17 20
344 Hope this Vegan speech works. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
345 Remember, be bold and everything will go well. It's not like we're throwing you to the wolves. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
346 They're just drooling because they're excited to see your slides. 1.3473 0.05500 167 132 12 23
347 Keep them busy. I'll wait in the car. 1.3469 0.04595 147 102 39 6
348 The Supreme Court be damned. Let's yell, 'Fire!' 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
349 It's ok, go on. They're quite interested to hear the benefits of a vegetarian diet. 1.3455 0.05133 165 125 23 17
350 Just try to think of them getting out of the shower. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
351 For God's sake don't break a leg. 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
352 What? I told you I wouldn’t throw you to the wolves. 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
353 Go ahead - it’s an important announcement. Just don’t start with your usual “I know I’m the last thing standing between you and lunch.” 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
354 Let them know that someone left a jaguar running outside. 1.3443 0.05120 183 143 17 23
355 Thanks to Covid they can no longer smell your fear. 1.3440 0.05804 125 94 19 12
356 They're going to love you. 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
357 They're all preying for you. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
358 Please stay seated 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
359 Now, for the kill the messenger award… 1.3431 0.05525 137 103 21 13
360 Just remember, this is an after dinner speech. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
361 I'm going to get a coffee, see you after the show. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
362 Bad break that you’re the last speaker before lunch. 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
363 You know what, on second thought fear of public speaking isn't my greatest fear. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
364 Maybe these costumes weren't such a great idea. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
365 On second thought, maybe delete the line about "food for thought." 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
366 Didn't you do your audience analysis? 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
367 Don't worry, they just came back from lunch. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
368 Just read it and run. 1.3410 0.04881 173 130 27 16
369 And to really complete this nightmare, I want to remind you that you're naked and that paper is blank. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
370 The only thing to fear is fear itself…and, of course, the lions. 1.3400 0.05252 150 113 23 14
371 You've got them literally salivating for you! 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
372 The good news is that you have their attention. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
373 I gather you’ve never spoken at pride week! 1.3397 0.05185 156 118 23 15
374 Could you do the rest of us a favor? Don't leave them wanting more. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
375 We would ask the winners NOT to come up on stage to collect your prizes. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
376 Just be careful not to insult their pride. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
377 Just try and imagine them with clothes on. 1.3393 0.04911 168 126 27 15
378 Break a leg - this audience always goes for the injured and elderly. 1.3385 0.05520 130 97 22 11
379 If it helps, try imagining they’re all vegetarians. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
380 Cat got your tongue? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
381 You're sure we couldn't have done this over Zoom? 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
382 Picture them all wearing clothes 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
383 It's OK they already ate. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
384 Don’t be nervous, Jeff. Just imagine them fully clothed. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
385 Don’t worry Gary, they’ll eat this up. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
386 « You’re supper, I mean super!” 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
387 Picture them mounted on the wall of your den. 1.3377 0.04718 154 111 34 9
388 It’s always a tough crowd right before lunch, but you’ll be fine. 1.3376 0.04995 157 117 27 13
389 Did they say “after dinner speaker” or they were after a dinner speaker? 1.3376 0.05156 157 119 23 15
390 Perhaps we can begin with a reading from The Book of Daniel? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
391 Don’t worry. They’re gonna eat it up. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
392 Don't worry. It's not that kind of roast. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
393 No! I said, YOU’LL slay THEM! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
394 Look--It was YOUR idea to address the Lions Club! 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
395 Really? Public speaking is your Biggest fear? 1.3358 0.05600 134 102 19 13
396 I'd skip the Q&A. It's nearly lunch. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
397 For once, you're lucky to get the after lunch slot. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
398 You said you wanted a hungry audience. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
399 Just let the audience know the advantages of a plant based diet. 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
400 Uh...this takes stage fright to a new level 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
401 Go slay THEM for a change. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
402 Your ‘Go Vegan’ speech is good Karl, believe in yourself 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
403 Can the owner of the 2020 gray Chevy Impala please move your car? 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
404 Try to sound unappetizing. 1.3353 0.04382 167 119 40 8
405 Just imagine them well-fed. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
406 Please, you go first. 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
407 Not only are birds more fun to catch, they are leaner in protein and improve your sleep! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
408 Imagine the audience is naked. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
409 Just address the elephant in the room. 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
410 Just remember, they're here for you. 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
411 What kind of pride event were you expecting? 1.3333 0.05754 129 99 17 13
412 You’ll be great! They’re going to eat you up. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
413 Do they know this is the annual Vegan Summit? 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
414 We are all Africans! 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
415 Stall them with "So long, Farewell ", I'll be with the Von Trapps! 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
416 Be brief, be sincere, and be gone. 1.3333 0.04241 165 116 43 6
417 Remember... They're here for you. I'll be in the car. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
418 Trust me, they’ll love you. 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
419 Sure, you can start with a joke. Just don't say "I'm gnu here"; this crowd will eat you alive. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
420 Go ahead! They'll eat it up. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
421 I’d cut the stuff about lions being huge idiots. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
422 And please join us at the buffet after today's presentation. 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
423 You've got this. Just don't open with that stupid Cowardly Lion bit. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
424 And now for the gnus…. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
425 Remember, no eye contact. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
426 Try picturing them with clothes on. 1.3309 0.05441 139 106 20 13
427 Remember, address everyone as "Your Majesty" during the Q &A. Stay apolitical. You do not want to insult anyone's Pride. 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
428 With this crowd, if your first joke bombs, we run like hell. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
429 Pride comes before a fall. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
430 Eat, Prey, Love" is a great title 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
431 Swallow your pride or theirs might swallow you. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
432 What's to be nervous about? They're gonna eat you up! 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
433 Just picture them all satiated. 1.3289 0.04512 149 106 37 6
434 Don't mention the lunchbreak. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
435 Still think public speaking is your greatest fear? 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
436 Just imagine them in their underbrush. 1.3286 0.05407 140 107 20 13
437 If you survive this, you're ready for the school board meeting! 1.3281 0.05668 128 98 18 12
438 Remember that they're picturing YOU naked. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
439 What’s the worst they can do to you 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
440 Relax. They're with the Vegan WeightWatchers group." 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
441 At least you're not a Christian 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
442 Relax. It's not as if I'm throwing you to the wolves. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
443 They will eat you up 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
444 Just imagine them purring. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
445 And be sure to emphasize that when you went vegan, you lost ten pounds. 1.3267 0.05393 150 117 17 16
446 Try to finish before lunch. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
447 No need to worry; they’ll eat it up. 1.3262 0.05373 141 108 20 13
448 On the bright side,you certainly have their attention! 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
449 Hakuna Matata. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
450 But why do they have us billed as 'Dinner Theater'? 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
451 Your stand-in is backstage in case - uh - things don't go well. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
452 I would say "break a leg" but I think that's what they're waiting for. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
453 Tough crowd! I’m dying out here 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
454 This is one crowd you shouldn't warm up. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
455 I prey this goes well. 1.3247 0.04407 154 110 38 6
456 Maybe leave out the hairball jokes. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
457 Just imagine them all in their litter boxes. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
458 Just cut to the chase. 1.3245 0.04563 188 143 29 16
459 Relax,there are lots of things scarier than public speaking. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
460 You'll be okay. Just imagine they're all wearing clothes. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
461 Better make it brief while I unlock the back door. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
462 OK, forget underwear; imagine blue suits, red ties, short attention spans. 1.3230 0.05183 161 126 18 17
463 What’s the worst that can happen? 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
464 They're all hoping you break a leg. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
465 I agree, it’s truly unfortunate they scheduled assembly during lunch hour 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
466 Stop fixating on what happened to Valerie. Just have fun up there. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
467 They're all really excited to hear the gnus update. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
468 That’s “pray” with an “a”. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
469 Don't make any mention about a lunch break. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
470 It’s ok. We told them to eat before the show. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
471 Sorry to put you in the time slot right before lunch. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
472 The hard part is the meet and greet 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
473 Just relax. What’s the worst that could happen? 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
474 Don't be nervous. Imagine they're all cowardly. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
475 Careful, they can smell fear. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
476 Relax, it's pride month. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
477 They're gonna love you. 1.3214 0.04450 140 99 37 4
478 It's OK. They've had lunch." 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
479 Hey, you’re doing great! No need for me to stick around. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
480 Just imagine them all sitting in a litter box. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
481 Try leading with a joke. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
482 You got this! They're already salivating. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
483 No, I said, "I'll feed you the LINES if it's not going well... 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
484 This doesn't look like the Elks Club to me. 1.3205 0.04980 156 119 24 13
485 Go on, you’re the last speaker before dinner.” 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
486 We never got this kind of attendance when it was virtual 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
487 The good news is if you mess up, you won't live to regret it. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
488 Have you heard of Scheherazade? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
489 Just wrap it up before lunch! 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
490 Whatever you do, don't use the laser pointer! 1.3197 0.06078 122 97 11 14
491 Stall them, Charlie. I misunderstood them when I booked the show as "dinner theater." 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
492 Go on. They'll eat you up! 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
493 You're way too anxious here. What's the worst that can happen? 1.3194 0.05367 144 112 18 14
494 Just try not to be yourself. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
495 Whatever you say, don't say "So let's cut to the chase." 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
496 Don’t worry, you’re going to kill them this time 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
497 Careful - the critics here will eat you alive 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
498 I told you those mushrooms you ate didn’t look right 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
499 They’re going to eat us alive” 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
500 Go ahead, it’s just another Lions Club meeting. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
501 The trick is to imagine all their heads mounted in someone’s den 1.3188 0.05537 138 108 16 14
502 Just don't leave them wanting more. 1.3188 0.04362 138 97 38 3
503 What kind of Pride Rally did you expect? 1.3188 0.05907 138 112 8 18
504 Stick to your speech, but try not to look delicious. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
505 After your conclusion run like hell. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
506 Our presenter tonight will elucidate the benefits of the Vegan diet. 1.3188 0.05122 160 125 19 16
507 Trust me. They'll eat you up. 1.3185 0.05325 135 103 21 11
508 Knock 'em dead. Please! 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
509 Don't forget to thank the Lions Club for inviting us. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
510 Don't worry - what's the worst that can happen? 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
511 Don't worry, they're just a bunch of pussies 1.3182 0.05517 132 102 18 12
512 its not that kind of Pride 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
513 Be sure to emphasize the benefits of a plant-based diet.... 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
514 Relax. Picture them as herbivores. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
515 Don’t forget to mention that we identify as lions. 1.3175 0.05707 126 98 16 12
516 Open with the virtues of a Vegan diet. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
517 Relax, after the applause line, head for the exit, and run for your life. It's not like you're talking to cheetahs 1.3167 0.05796 120 93 16 11
518 Open with a joke. Something like, “I know what you’re thinking.” 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
519 Rotary, not rotisserie! 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
520 Make them laugh or they'll eat you alive. 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
521 Remember, say what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then get the hell out of there. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
522 They're here for you. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
523 Ask them to look under their seats for the prize-winning ticket and then RUN! 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
524 If the joke flops, whatever you do - don't run! 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
525 The good news is that they're seated and attentive. The bad news is that we are on before lunch. 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
526 Don't be nervous, what's the worst that could happen? 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
527 I got you the check in advance. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
528 Don't worry, it's an AFTER-dinner speech. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
529 Keep it moving. I'll be right back. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
530 You can always pretend their naked. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
531 You'll do fine. Remember: just think of them all naked! 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
532 You’ll be fine. Just don’t make eye contact. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
533 Just picture them all full. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
534 Trust me, you’re better off being the first speaker after lunch. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
535 It is an honour not to be eaten here to-night. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
536 Just go ahead and run through your presentation. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
537 Ok, ok. From now on we'll have the seminars start after lunch. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
538 Just don't act natural. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
539 Oh, sure, they look friendly but these New York crowds can turn on you in an instant. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
540 …..but they ARE all naked! 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
541 You certainly seem to have their attention. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
542 I think stage fright should be the least of your worries. 1.3134 0.05445 134 104 18 12
543 Don't worry, you'll go down fine 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
544 The trick is to keep saying, 'Coming up next'. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
545 This is the one time not to lose your audience. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
546 Picture them fully clothed. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
547 Just remember, these critics will eat you alive. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
548 Go on. Give them your 10 reasons to try vegan. 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
549 Yes, it looks like a tough crowd, but it's time we struck a blow for veganism. If we don't do it, who will? 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
550 You are so good in front of an audience. They're gonna eat you up! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
551 And don't forget to mention the complementary buffet. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
552 I’m sure you’ll get a roar! 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
553 The after lunch crowd is usually sleepy more than hungry. Talk monotone and you'll be fine! 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
554 Whatever you say, just don't leave them hungry for more. 1.3121 0.05100 157 123 19 15
555 Be sure to mention that there won't be any post presentation meet and greet! 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
556 Remember, if they give you any trouble, use the laser pointer. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
557 Remember, this is going to be a lot easier than the first dinner with your in-laws. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
558 Don't be nervous, you'll have them eating out of your hand. 1.3116 0.05423 138 108 17 13
559 They've all signed a pledge to stay in their seats until after you are finished. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
560 Start off with your deer in the headlights joke, it always kills. 1.3115 0.05712 122 95 16 11
561 You can’t go up there thinking they’re going to eat you alive. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
562 Forty years ago, the covers of The New Yorker were gorgeous and the jokes funny. But for the past couple of decades, the magazine has been ugly and the jokes unfunny. 1.3111 0.05610 135 107 14 14
563 Forget the speech. Just tell them dinner is already being served in the dining room. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
564 Don't open with that "Simba" joke, they'll eat you alive! 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
565 The good news is your seminar How to Avoid Natural Selection is a sell out….. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
566 When you’re finished, don’t stick around for the meat-and-greet. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
567 Look at me. You appeal to all of them, okay? 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
568 No crowd surfing 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
569 Eat my wife. . .please. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
570 They swear they are here to listen to your talk on the benefits of a whole-food, plant-based diet. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
571 Strike the line that says , “ Cut to the chase”. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
572 just keep them laughing. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
573 Think Scheherazade. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
574 Whatever you do dear, stay out of the headlights. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
575 Look, as your agent, I dropped the ball here. But next time, specify which Lions Club. 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
576 Thank you for joining us to discuss the benefits of a vegan lifestyle. 1.3092 0.05047 152 118 21 13
577 Just be sure they're roaring with laughter. 1.3092 0.05217 152 120 17 15
578 Did you bring the lion costume? 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
579 Before you begin, tell them about all the wonderful restaurants nearby. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
580 Don't worry. Your very presence here is a crowd pleaser. 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
581 I smell a cat 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
582 I'm sure your lecture about veganism will be great 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
583 Are you sure that they’re all vegetarians? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
584 Just be yourself. It's what they came for. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
585 I wouldn’t encourage audience participation for this one. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
586 Don't worry. They'll love it when you start using the laser pointer. 1.3083 0.05666 133 106 13 14
587 Come on, you’ll make a great entree. I mean entrance!” 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
588 When the bell goes for lunch, run like hell 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
589 Relax. You have their undivided attention! 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
590 Go on. They’ll love you! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
591 Just remember, they haven't seen the Lion King yet so they have no idea about that whole circle of life thing. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
592 Good luck and DO NOT break a leg. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
593 Wait Amber, I think we’re at the wrong ‘’Celebrate your Pride” conference. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
594 Frankly I believe the lion eyes. 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
595 No, You announce it’s time for a dinner break! 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
596 Just read from the script and they’ll soon see why being vegetarian is in their best interest 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
597 It's OK. I'll keep an eye on the one with paws on the stage. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
598 Literary" lions? Oh, l thought you said...literal.. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
599 I'd recommend you wrap it up and leave before the lunch break. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
600 Act inedible. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
601 I've got your back. 1.3065 0.04461 124 88 34 2
602 I'm not sure office is the only thing you'll be running for. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
603 Tonight, promote veganism as you've never promoted it before. 1.3065 0.05631 124 97 16 11
604 And after your speech is the meet and greet. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
605 Don’t worry, they all expressed interest in our dining club 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
606 Ixnay on the loodlustbay. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
607 Yes, while you are visualizing them naked, they may be picturing you skinless and boneless... 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
608 Keep it short, you're the only thing standing between them and lunch 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
609 They ARE naked 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
610 Just read BETWEEN the lions. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
611 You'll do great—they really ate up the last act. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
612 Let’s hope they have already eaten. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
613 Is Tofu right for you, 102. Let's try again, class. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
614 You're the one who wanted to keynote at Pride Week." 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
615 Don't worry - our slot is so late that everybody had dinner already. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
616 Relax; they’re gonna love you and beg for more.” 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
617 Don't be nervous. I'm sure they'll like you." 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
618 I’ll go after lunch 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
619 Don't worry, you could probably outrun most of them. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
620 Just be quick - you're the last presenter before lunch. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
621 Don't be nervous. They already ate lunch. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
622 When you finish the part about setting aside our differences, just bolt. 1.3033 0.05689 122 96 15 11
623 Maybe skip the Q. and A. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
624 They're going to eat you up. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
625 Good luck! Gotta run." 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
626 Just find your inner wolf 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
627 Don't worry, they have been fed with the key speaker already. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
628 No worries! The only way to stop the trance is with a snap of the fingers. They're going to love you! Now, go break a leg! 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
629 If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
630 Don’t say, “In conclusion.” 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
631 Are we still on for lunch after this? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
632 Go on, they won't eat you! 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
633 The trick is to picture them clothed. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
634 Don't be nervous - they're gonna eat it up 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
635 So they don’t like you. What’s the worst that can happen ? 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
636 Picture them as fur coats. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
637 If you can make it here you’ll make it anywhere. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
638 Go on, they’ve all had dinner. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
639 And the nominees for this year's Compassion in Predation Award are... 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
640 You can take it from here. I’ve got to run. 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
641 Look at the audience -- not the headlights. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
642 You’ll be great. They’ll eat you up. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
643 Chill bro, it’s not like your life depends on it. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
644 Maybe don’t break a leg 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
645 Tell them we can’t mingle later. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
646 Fill a need… not a craving. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
647 On the bright side, you now fear death more than public speaking. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
648 Don't worry, no one's going to attack you! 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
649 C'mon, you've got this down cold. Just go out there and give them something they can really sink their teeth into! 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
650 Tough room? Oh, yeah. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
651 Hey, Buck, do you think we might have a hostile audience? 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
652 I thought you meant the crowd would be full of critics! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
653 Just imagine that they are all wearing clothes. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
654 Just read from the script and don’t make eye contact. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
655 This can go two ways..... 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
656 Talk about pride coming before the fall! 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
657 Visualize you are leaping over the audience in a single bound... 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
658 Relax, you're first up. They're only hungry for the main event. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
659 Go ahead, don’t be afraid. Tell them you’ll be available for dinner later. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
660 You’ll be great, you always speak so well at these pride events. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
661 My advice - as soon as you finish reading your Victim Impact Statement - hightail it outta here! 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
662 Just say something to whet their appetite… 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
663 Sure, start with a moment of silence, but don’t ask them to prey. 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
664 Oh deer! I forgot it’s Pride Week! 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
665 Just appeal to their pride. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
666 You don't even have to pretend. They're all already naked. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
667 Do your best to sell them on "The Impossible Burger" 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
668 But you've always wanted to speak at a pride festival! 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
669 I'd cut, 'You are what you eat.' 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
670 Swallow your pride or the pride will swallow you. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
671 Try imagining them with clothes on. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
672 Don’t be afraid — they’re going to love you. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
673 Just pretend they're stuffed. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
674 And now we will present even more about the advantages of a vegetarian diet 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
675 Just picture them all with little Steiff tags in their ears. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
676 Actually, I wouldn't worry too much about going over your allotted time 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
677 Audience participation is encouraged. But if it becomes too interactive, the catnip canon will be activated from the loge. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
678 You sure about this? Remember Neville Chamberlain 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
679 Oh, and try not to mention the whole 'circle of life' thing. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
680 No sweat! Just pretend they are in their underwear 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
681 Just pretend they’re wearing clothes. 1.2976 0.04743 168 132 22 14
682 Don’t worry. Whatever you do, they’ll eat it up. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
683 Make it good. Remember they're all preying for us. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
684 I only have to run faster than you. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
685 Here's my deer friend to tell you of the joys of the vegetarian life. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
686 Don't worry- You have a captive audience. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
687 Just remember if it goes baldly to zig and zag. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
688 I'll find the emergency exit while you give them the gnus. 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
689 Is this your first Pride rally? 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
690 Just imagine them not hungry! 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
691 Go ahead. What's the worst that could happen? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
692 I don’t think we’ve ever had such an eager audience! 1.2969 0.05361 128 100 18 10
693 Imagine them naked,and not drooling 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
694 Our next lecture is titled How to Become a Vegan. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
695 Thank god you drew the post-lunch slot. 1.2966 0.04709 118 86 29 3
696 I'm pretty sure the guy in the third row ate my cousin. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
697 Remember: Always leave your audience hungry for more! 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
698 Not to worry, you have a captive audience. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
699 Be brief then make a quick exit. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
700 Don't be nervous - they're going to absolutely eat you up! 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
701 In hindsight, an invitation to speak at 'The Lion's Den' should've been a red flag. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
702 It's okay. Go ahead. They've all been at the all-day, all-you-can-eat and drink buffet. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
703 You'll be great, kid. Just imagine they're all toothless. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
704 Don't be nervous! The crowd will eat you up. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
705 Cut to the chase. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
706 Don't worry. It's the after lunch slot. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
707 Just imagine them with clothes on. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
708 Announce the winner and run like hell. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
709 You’ll be fine. They’ll eat you…uh…it up. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
710 Looks like you won’t need to picture them naked 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
711 Maybe skip the part where you call bullies cowards. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
712 Trust me, they’ll eat it up! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
713 I wish to introduce author Ann T. Lope who will speak about her autobiography EAT, LOVE, PREY 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
714 Remember, we fed them an hour ago, So just stay calm and be yourself. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
715 Just imagine them stuffed. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
716 Just lead off with the one about the lion and the rabbi. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
717 Be careful: this audience will eat you alive. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
718 Just make sure you keep good eye contact. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
719 They said the audience would be full of 'pride', but this is not what I was expecting. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
720 What we've learned about how to avoid being killed by humans. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
721 Tell them how delighted we are to see such an enthusiastic audience, but remind them that dinner is NOT included in the program. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
722 Remember, you are more than just a piece of meat. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
723 Um...thank you for having me. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
724 And now, our featured speaker on the health benefits of a vegan diet. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
725 Imagine they are vegan. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
726 I mean, it could be worse, they could be humans! 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
727 Remember, confidence! And leave out all that stuff about how vulnerable you feel up here on stage. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
728 Wrap it up, lunch is next on the agenda so we got to get out of here. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
729 I suggest that you don’t speak from personal experience. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
730 They’re a friendly group, but you should decline any invitations for dinner. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
731 Don't be nervous. Just picture all of them toothless. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
732 I'd love to hear your presentation on the food chain, but I've got to run. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
733 Break a leg! Oh wait, no, that would really send this crowd into a frenzy. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
734 They're just interested in what you have to say. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
735 Everyone out there thinks you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
736 After your presentation, don’t announce the break for dinner!” 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
737 Just greet and run. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
738 It's the females you have to worry about. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
739 Don't worry, they already ate... the last speaker. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
740 'You're the GOAT, don't forget it!' 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
741 Start with 'Hakuna Matata' and finish with the 'Born Free' theme 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
742 Just open with "Please turn off your cell phones and no eating during the show." 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
743 Start with that joke and you’ll have them eating your hand in no time. Out of your hand. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
744 Just keep in mind, it’s not a friendly audience. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
745 Just stop when you hear the roar of the crowd. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
746 Imagine they’re all naked as a jaybird they just viciously devoured. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
747 Just picture them all wearing clothes. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
748 Marshall, your paper has been pride- reviewed. You’ve got this!!!! 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
749 The emergency exit is to your left. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
750 Just start by saying “Please don’t eat the messenger.” 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
751 I know they're gonna love ya. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
752 It's a great speech. I say run with it. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
753 Have you ever had such an attentive audience? 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
754 Don't talk past lunch time. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
755 Relax! You're going to slay them! 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
756 Thoughts and preyers. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
757 Wait until you see the elephant in the room. 1.2906 0.05702 117 93 14 10
758 Remember what I told you, just imagine them all as rugs on the floor of a billionare's home. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
759 Prey tell. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
760 Remember. Don't look delicious. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
761 Picture them without their fur 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
762 No worries. Nothing but pride from this audience. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
763 Remember, this is just a focus group. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
764 Just ignore the catcalls. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
765 Go ahead, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
766 Don’t be nervous! What could possibly go wrong? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
767 Don't worry, they've had plenty of snacks in the lobby... 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
768 Don't worry. You'll have their full attention. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
769 Maybe we should rephrase that to "When we come back" instead of "After Lunch" 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
770 Thanks for attending our talk on pacifism. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
771 I think you need to get a different booking agent for your seminars. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
772 They are gonna eat you up! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
773 Try this, tell them we now identify as lions. 1.2891 0.05563 128 103 13 12
774 It's never easy to open for the hyena. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
775 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them with their heads mounted on a wall. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
776 We should really re-think our opening line of 'Let us prey.' 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
777 You're lucky, the speaker that went before the buffet is now missing. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
778 Remind them that there is a snack bar in the lobby. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
779 Don't forget to announce the lunch break. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
780 I'd open with a joke. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
781 Start off with a joke. Nobody likes it when their food tastes funny. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
782 No,of course there aren’t any cheetahs. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
783 Be sure to emphasize the part about benefits of a vegetarian diet 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
784 Good luck, I have to run. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
785 It’s a zoo out there tonight. 1.2881 0.04520 118 86 30 2
786 Tough Crowd 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
787 Leave out the opening joke about the lion and gazelle who walk into a bar. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
788 Pushing the antelope 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
789 Go ahead and introduce yourself. I have to run. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
790 Pretend it’s dinner theatre. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
791 Open with a joke. I'll be at the hotel. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
792 When you finish, don’t come back for a curtain call. Run like hell. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
793 It’ll be easy. Just imagine they’re all naked. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
794 Don't worry deer. They'll eat it up. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
795 And the winner is… The Lion Kimg??? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
796 We definitely need to find a new business manager. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
797 Relax. Just imagine they're all wearing clothes. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
798 Start with the joke about the zebra--they'll eat it up. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
799 It’s okay, it’s Pride Week 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
800 Don't worry, they already love you. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
801 They just ate. Keep it short and you should be okay. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
802 Remember, don’t break for lunch. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
803 Maybe skip the audience participation part. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
804 I'd advise against breaking a leg. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
805 It helps if you remember they're all naked. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
806 Remember to cater to your consumers 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
807 Just imagine them completely dressed. 1.2869 0.04429 122 89 31 2
808 They’re gonna eat us alive 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
809 Don't worry. They LOVED the last guy. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
810 I would have liked to thank my mother but one of you guys ate her 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
811 Don't worry, the audience already loves you! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
812 They’re going to eat up every word you say 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
813 It's alright. Imagine them full. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
814 Careful, they'll eat you alive. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
815 Maybe skip the bit about 'greedy fat cats' 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
816 Forget the notes. I'm thinking it'll be a pretty short speech. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
817 What ever you do, don't leave them hungry for more! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
818 Yes, but we identify as lionesses ! 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
819 I believe the correct phrase, in this instance, is: "To Flee or Not to Flee". 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
820 Relax! In no time they'll be eating the palm of your hand. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
821 And, you’re the last speaker before lunch. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
822 Don't you think Zooming would be wiser? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
823 Swallow your pride before the pride swallows you. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
824 It’s a killer audience. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
825 I'll wait for you outside. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
826 Trust your instincts! 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
827 Expect catcalls. 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
828 I was only joking when I said “Dinner and a show” 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
829 Are you kidding? They'll eat you up!" 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
830 It’s a tough audience, if you disappoint, they’ll eat you alive. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
831 Prey tell, who is the winner? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
832 Don't worry. I'm sure they'll just eat you up. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
833 Try not to act too natural. 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
834 Most speakers would die for an audience this attentive. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
835 Don’t let the drooling distract you! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
836 I suggest we open by listing the things we have in common. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
837 Of course they're sorry – why else would they show up to her funeral? 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
838 My biggest fear is that I'll come across like a dear in the headlights. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
839 You have your turn now, and I'll speak after lunch. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
840 Go on,just imagine them all with clothes on. 1.2832 0.05687 113 90 14 9
841 Just imagine them all with their clothes on. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
842 They're going to just eat this up! 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
843 I feel like they're just looking at me like I'm a piece of meat 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
844 Did you hear the question, Senator? Running for re-election in 2026? 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
845 And don’t say ‘let’s cut to the chase’ 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
846 Remember, they're also picturing you naked too. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
847 You give it, I have to run.. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
848 I guarantee public speaking won't be your biggest fear after today. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
849 Resist any urge to crowd surf 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
850 Picture them naked. And declawed. 1.2828 0.06098 99 79 12 8
851 Don't start with a joke. They killed and ate the hyenas. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
852 What’s the worst thing that could happen? 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
853 Don’t forget to stress how much better you feel being vegan. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
854 Kill it or they’ll eat you alive. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
855 Just think of them as being naked. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
856 Perhaps zoom would have been a better option here. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
857 Frank,do you notice the way that the audience seems unduly hungry for what you are saying? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
858 You'll do great. Just picture them without their fur coats. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
859 Trust me. It will be over before you know it. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
860 Imagine them with no fur 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
861 Remember: Just don't hurt their pride." 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
862 It may help if you imagine them wearing clothes. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
863 Just remind them we're ordering out for lunch. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
864 CAT LIVES MATTER . . . Great speech! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
865 What did you expect during pride month? 1.2812 0.05312 128 102 16 10
866 I know you're nervous, but -- trust me -- the audience is going to eat this up. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
867 Relax, they’re all smiling. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
868 Just keep throwing them red meat. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
869 It usually helps if you open with a good zebra joke. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
870 Refer to the program, not “menu” 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
871 Maybe take out the part about how stupid and slow they are. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
872 I thought we were friends 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
873 Just be thankful that anybody showed up to your poetry reading. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
874 The last speaker left them wanting more. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
875 If all else fails, appeal to their pride. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
876 Maybe don’t mention we canceled the refreshments. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
877 You’ll do fine, just look at the audience as if they were all wearing clothes. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
878 Remember when we said if our Q3 earnings were down we’d throw you to the lions?” 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
879 Relax. It can't be worse than the time you pitched renaming the company "X". 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
880 Save "Running on Empty" until your last song. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
881 Be sure to emphasize the advantages of a vegetarian diet. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
882 You need to be brief and not let your lecture run into the lunch hour! 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
883 Remember--no jumping to conclusions, leaps of logic, or any other sudden moves. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
884 I'd skip your opening joke about the cowardly lion. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
885 Always leave them wanting more… 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
886 Believe me, they'll eat it up. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
887 Don’t bait them 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
888 Introduce the elephants then get off-stage as fast as you can. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
889 No worries....they were served a hyena brunch before the show. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
890 Just give 'em some food for thought. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
891 Frederika will now sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' to close out our symposium. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
892 This is the last time I let you rope me into open mic night, Harold. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
893 Don’t tell them where the herd is moving to! 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
894 If they don't like the joke, what's the worst that can happen? 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
895 I know it’s your first time on our Annual Food Convention, but I do believe you will be quite a treat for the audience! 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
896 They’ll love you. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
897 They want to meet you, not eat you. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
898 The caterers just called and said they're running late.. Just tell a few stories or something to keep their mind off of food. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
899 Picture them dressed. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
900 What the hell did you expect, it’s a lecture on antelope migration patterns” 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
901 Just remember - you’re good enough and smart enough and gosh darn it, they’re gonna love you. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
902 Don’t worry, they just had lunch. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
903 Imagine them toothless 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
904 Go on Christian, you'll be fine. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
905 Be sure not to get a standing ovation. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
906 Just picture them in cages. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
907 Don't worry, they're going to love you, they're going to just eat you up! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
908 Maybe cut the part where you sing. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
909 Short, sincere, and don't take questions. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
910 You'll be fine. Just picture them all as kittens. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
911 Are the mushrooms helping? 1.2759 0.05556 116 93 14 9
912 Just do better than the last three speakers. The crowd ate them alive. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
913 Your good... They just had lunch and will be asleep soon... 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
914 Scratch the line "You are welcome to the meet and greet after my lecture. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
915 Who's idea was it to schedule our presentation just before their lunch? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
916 Relax. It's not as bad as a set of headlights. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
917 You go long on the speech and I'll map out our escape route. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
918 The audience is going to eat me alive. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
919 Imagine them all pleasantly full and somnolent. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
920 Just imagine them all eating salads. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
921 You'll be great. Just picture them all completely full. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
922 You'll be fine. Just imagine them all with clothes on. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
923 Start with the Androcles joke. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
924 I heard there's a high interest in your talks becoming a live feed! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
925 Just read the slogan—EAT MORE BUFFALO! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
926 Remember—you WANT them to roar. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
927 Just picture them shaved, and you'll be fine. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
928 See if you can put them to sleep. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
929 They're undressing me with their eyes. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
930 I promise you the speech is good - you think I would just feed you to the lions? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
931 Don’t worry! They ate before the show. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
932 Hakuna matata, Man - they all checked 'Vegan' on their response cards. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
933 What do you mean you need to pee? 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
934 They are hungry to see you. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
935 Relax, it's not like they are going to eat you 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
936 I'd say break a leg but you might need it. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
937 Oh, c’mon… it’s good… they’ll eat it up! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
938 Don’t you just love to hear the roar of the crowd? 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
939 Don't worry, you'll have them roaring with laughter. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
940 No worry, they’ll eat it up. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
941 Don't worry, they've taken diversity, equity, and inclusion training. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
942 I thought this was the elks’ club. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
943 Relax. You won't even make it to the podium. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
944 Just imagine they all wear clothes. Now imagine they're in their underpants. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
945 This isn’t what came to mind when you said we were speaking at a “pride” event. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
946 Just imagine they’re all herbivores. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
947 Be sure to hit hard on changing to our plant-based diet. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
948 You'll do great. Just imagine they've just been fed. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
949 These are the terms of the truce. 1.2727 0.04391 121 90 29 2
950 The rest of the herd want you to know how much we appreciate this. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
951 Remember, do what I do and just imagine they're all taxidermied. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
952 I feel like Mike Pence on January 6. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
953 Relax, they're all vaccinated. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
954 Just make sure they know what you mean when you say ‘Let us pray.’ 1.2727 0.05750 121 100 9 12
955 This audience is most attentive right before the lunch break. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
956 Put on a brave face. They can smell fear. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
957 What did you expect at a roast? 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
958 "Stress that long chases in hot weather are bad for their health. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
959 Just pretend they’re all clothed. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
960 You got this, I´m sure they don´t bite 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
961 *Just picture them all in their underwear." 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
962 Don't worry, the Lions' club is a friendly and supportive group. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
963 No Carl, the strike isn't over. Netflix still gets the lion's share." 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
964 Hope to see you after. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
965 Let’s hope they roar with laughter. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
966 You can do this. Just picture them without any fur. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
967 They’ve all paid for a meet and greet too. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
968 They're more interested in your body than your thoughts! 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
969 Don’t worry, this isn’t dinner theater. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
970 Be clear, be brief, be gone. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
971 It's Pride week. Just be yourself! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
972 I know. Public speaking is terrifying. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
973 Don’t worry if your material is funny enough. This audience will eat it up! 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
974 Don’t worry about your talk! They’ll eat it up. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
975 Don’t be afraid. Just pretend their all naked. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
976 Don't worry, they're all on Ozempic. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
977 just pretend that they're vegan 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
978 That's not what I meant when I said "prey go on." 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
979 . Don't forget to tell everyone about the free veggie bar after our talk. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
980 Don’t mention lunch. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
981 They're already naked. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
982 Whatever you do, don't invite the audience members up on stage. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
983 Okay, you tell them the snack bar will be closed during intermission, 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
984 Don’t leave your audience hungry for more. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
985 Make sure to mention we are members of the Lions Club." 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
986 Stage fright? That's the least of your worries. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
987 Just pretend everyone eats grass! 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
988 You’ll get a roaring reception when you endorse Gay Pride Month. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
989 No, seriously, you have to speak into the microphone… 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
990 Just imagine them all toothless. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
991 Oh that flight instinct is perfectly normal 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
992 Remember to exit stage left, and fast. 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
993 It's OK. Just imagine they're all vegetarian. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
994 Give them something to sink their teeth into. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
995 Just be grateful you were scheduled after lunch. 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
996 You got this! Look at those faces. It's clearly a crowd hungry for intelligent discourse. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
997 Stage fright is the least of your problems! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
998 It’s normal to to have a little stage fright 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
999 Trust me you’ll be fine, just read it as it was written. You didn’t think I could get them to sit either. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1000 Don't worry, the last comedian killed. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1001 All you need to do is introduce the Zebra Choir. And be quick about it. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1002 Just remember, taking the free public speaking class at the Lions Club was all your idea." 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1003 Just read! Don't just stand there like a you-know-what in the headlights! 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1004 Just picture that they're fully clothed. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1005 Grin and bear it. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1006 No no, they are licking their lips with anticipation…! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1007 No! You go first. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1008 Idiot. No wonder you were able to get us the gig. This is not one of The Lions Clubs I had in mind. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
1009 Pssst — remember to tell them about the barbecue afterward! 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1010 Get out there and show em' what you're made of! 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1011 Wow, we've never had so many bids for our celebrity deer date auction! 1.2673 0.06116 101 83 9 9
1012 Don’t worry they’ve just finished lunch. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1013 To begin your speech, you might want to mention that we taste unpalatably "gamey". 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1014 Relax, we’re behind you. Way behind you. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1015 you will be fine as long as you keep it short- just remember you are last speaker before lunch... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1016 This crowd is hungry for a good speech. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1017 Don’t be nervous. Just imagine that they’re all declawed. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1018 Deep breath, this audience ate the last presenter alive during the Q&A portion. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1019 Don’t worry! That lip smacking you hear is just the way they applaud. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1020 Just imagine them all without their fur on. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1021 Here's a new recipe for meat substitute. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1022 Be confident. If they sense you’re weak and vulnerable, well… 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1023 Watch what you say, this is a rough crowd and they'll eat you alive 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1024 Oh, don't worry. Just make sure your aren't around at intermission" 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1025 It's not like am throwing you to the wolves ! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1026 Just imagine they're all naked- you'll be fine 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1027 That's weird, they're imagining you fully dressed." 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1028 Just remember, they all liked your TikTok video. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1029 Don’t take tomatoes thrown at you too personal, it’s just a garnish. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1030 Spell it out--vegan means slim, svelte. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1031 Start with a Detroit joke. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1032 It's okay, their naked too. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1033 Not to worry. We’re downwind of them. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1034 Just imagine they're all clothed" 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1035 Don’t freeze. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1036 Open with “ VEGANS, am I right?” 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1037 If they get restless, sing a few bars of A Lion Sleeps Tonight 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1038 Just don't get too close to the mic" 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1039 Don't worry, the audience is hungry for more. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1040 Bob, I'd omit the 'food for thought' reference 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1041 Just envision the audience as having just eaten. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1042 You go first, I think you'll be well received. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1043 Whatever you do, don’t start by saying, “Let us pray.” 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1044 Just imagine them all naked. And - having just eaten. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1045 Keep it brief and run like the wind. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1046 And remember, they’re still recovering carnivores, so try not to look too delicious 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1047 No worries! Our act is so great, the audience will eat it up! 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1048 Imagine them naked, you'll be fine. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1049 Imagine them all wearing suits. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1050 It's entirely possible this isn't about gun control. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1051 At least we aren’t feeding you to the wolves! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1052 Try imagining they're all wearing clothes. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1053 Be prepared for a reaction. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1054 At least you're not speaking in the lions' den. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1055 And don't say, "Are there any questions?" or they'll be sure to pounce! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1056 Trust me,you have the audiences full attention. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1057 Try to imagine them with clothes on. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1058 Remember, just relax, speak clearly and don't limp as you're leaving the stage. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1059 Imagine they're dressed in clothing. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1060 Go ahead, Vegan Society President. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1061 Leave them wanting more. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1062 I know. It's hard to be the last speaker before lunch. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1063 Relax. They invited us to dinner after your talk. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1064 Maybe skip the Call to Action. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1065 Just try to picture them with no claws on. 1.2632 0.05439 114 92 14 8
1066 …and that is why we should all go vegetarian. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1067 They're a tough audience but you have good talking points. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1068 We left "lunch" off the agenda on purpose 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1069 Remember, if you get nervous, just picture them declawed. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1070 Don't worry, what ever you say, they'll eat it up. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1071 Don’t worry, they’re gonna just eat you up! 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1072 and now here’s the author to read his/her book - a vegans guide to the amazing vegetation of the Serengeti and why it’s good for your health. 1.2627 0.05440 118 96 13 9
1073 Don’t worry, they’ve already HAD their dinner! 1.2626 0.04445 99 73 26 0
1074 We’re on the menu 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1075 Come on, it's moments like this that will separate you from the herd! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1076 Don't let them see that you're nervous or they'll eat you alive. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1077 Oh, go ahead. They won’t bite! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1078 You can start with “Can you feel the love tonight?”… 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1079 Remember no eye contact, this audience loves cute goats. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1080 Start off with a joke. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1081 Don’t be nervous—they all love gazelles. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1082 Maybe don’t read the room. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1083 you're an audience favorite. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1084 Just run with it. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1085 Just imagine them stuffed and mounted. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1086 You got this Gary, just imagine they’re all herbivores. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1087 The modern push for veganism - An essay 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1088 Try not to act natural. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1089 I know it’s a convocation, but you might want to avoid using ‘us’ and ‘pray’ in the same sentence. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1090 You’ll do fine, just don’t turn your back on them. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1091 Just picture them all furless..." 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1092 Don't confuse "pray" and "prey". 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1093 That should read 'herbivore', not 'hors d'oeuvre'. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1094 Just picture them clothed. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1095 Visualize them as toothless vegans! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1096 Go ahead. They are stage lights,not headlights! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1097 Pssst… Tell them we are in costumes. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1098 Oh, you'll do great. Just picture them all sitting there as herbivores. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1099 I think they are going to eat me alive 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1100 Look out for the headlights in the fourth row. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1101 That’s one very engaged audience! 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1102 They’re in for a real treat. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1103 Don't worry. They just had a big buffet lunch. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1104 Go ahead. I'll speak after lunch. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1105 What do you mean you're nervous? What's the worst that could happen? 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1106 Flattery, lots of flattery. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1107 Don't worry, your speech will put them to sleep. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1108 Be ready to run. 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1109 Tell them about the recent research that found a correlation between eating flesh and erectile dysfunction." 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1110 Oh, go on. They'll eat it up. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1111 Relax, it’s not dinner theater. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1112 Settle down, remember they just ate lunch. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1113 Good luck. Tough audience, but they're hungry to hear what you have to say. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1114 Just picture them playing with a ball of yarn. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1115 They say it’s best to start with a humorous anecdote. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1116 They weren't kidding when they said going on stage would be like feeding yourself to the lions. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1117 This event has never been this well attended before! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1118 Our first comedian all the way from Tanzania is "Rodney Endangerfield" 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1119 Just avoid any questions about lunch 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1120 Break it to them gently that the smorgasbord is vegan. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1121 Remember, you only have to talk faster than the slowest gazelle. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1122 And remember, you’re *not* just a piece of meat. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1123 I would maybe lead with the benefits of a vegan diet. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1124 We need to hire a new agent. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1125 Remember, they have come to hear you because they are looking to adopt a healthier, less meat-dependent diet. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1126 Either knock them dead or keep them smiling. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1127 Break a le...umm...You got this! 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1128 And next on the agenda we have: lunch. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1129 Don't worry, there was a buffet before this. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1130 If you are nervous just picture them naked. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1131 Read fast. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1132 Don't worry, they had lunch before they got here! 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1133 Hope the audience just boos you off the stage 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1134 You'll have their complete attention. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1135 Remember to tell them to remain in their seats until you have left the stage. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1136 Remember to really enunciate when you say "Kudos to you all" 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1137 Now they want to see you up close. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1138 Be sure to highlight the vegan options available during intermission. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1139 Don't worry, you're gonna kill! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1140 Don’t be sheepish. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1141 Just picture them as carnivores without clothes. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1142 Go ahead…just don’t break a leg 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1143 This year's winning recipe is ... 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1144 Oops. Wrong room. My bad. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1145 Make it quick and leave them wanting more. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1146 Just picture them over our mantel. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1147 Just don’t make any sudden moves. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1148 Don’t worry. They’ll love you! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1149 Trust me, they're vegans. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1150 You'll be fine; it's an after-dinner speech. Love to stay; but, I gotta run. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1151 Remind them we break for lunch right after your speech. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1152 Just picture them skinned 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1153 Read-ie Pagliaccio... 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1154 Go on, I’ll be fine. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1155 They'll drool over your every word. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1156 Hope you've got your stuff tonight! Otherwise, this is the kind of crowd that can eat you alive! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1157 Don't believe what you've heard. They're actually just a bunch of pussycats. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1158 And that sums up the benefits of going vegan. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1159 You are going to kill!! Or be killed...one or the other...good luck 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1160 They’ll eat it up. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1161 I think the vegan plank might be too inflammatory with the base. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1162 It's OK; they've already eaten. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1163 Be careful. Reporters are a bunch of predators. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1164 Just keep talkin!!! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1165 Relax; try to imagine your audience wearing muzzles. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1166 It is ok to avoid eye contact today! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1167 Don't worry they just came from the buffet! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1168 Just picture them cleaning their butt. 1.2569 0.05888 109 91 8 10
1169 Remind them of your research on plant-based diets. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1170 I see you meant 'lion's den' literally. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1171 Remember to keep it tasteful, but not tasty. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1172 I heard if you do a good job they’ll take you out for dinner after! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1173 This time, we're going to have the winners remain in their seats. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1174 Just imagine that they are all furless. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1175 Ok, calmly read our plea. However, should you see a wet chin, immediately exit stage left. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1176 Not only is this a great opportunity to conquer your fear, you're also giving me a head start. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1177 Stay on schedule- as the last speaker, you really don't want to get between them and the dinner break. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1178 What the cast of Cats does on their day off 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1179 Just keep talking and skip the ‘and now it’s time for lunch’ line. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1180 Quick and to the point. They're not expecting these layoffs. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1181 Relax! You'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand, so to speak. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1182 I’ll be Siegfried. You do Roy. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1183 Deep breath. They can smell stage fright. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1184 One way or another this will surely put an end to your fear of public speaking 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1185 Imagine them all not wanting to eat you 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1186 You’re sure they’re vegetarians, right ? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1187 Just imagine that they're all naked! Oh, and that they won't kill you. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1188 Just remember - "Hakuna matata." 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1189 You coulda just been in a headlight, but no, you wanted a spotlight. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1190 Start with a joke. I’ve heard this crowd can just eat you alive. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1191 I guess this could've just been an email 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1192 Remember, these are predators. They want to hear about the existential angst they cause when they mass near a water hole, reveling in the thrill of the hunt and salivating at the thought of a Pantagruelian feast of freshly killed meat. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1193 Relax, the audience wants to see your vulnerabilities. They want to know what you're like on the inside. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1194 Just imagine them naked. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1195 Never lose sight of the primacy of ideas over brute strength . . . or that exit door that I'm about to prop open. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1196 It should be okay; they’ve just eaten but if something goes wrong remember the laser pointer. Gets them every time 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1197 And for goodness sake, don't say, "Shall we pray." It could be misunderstood. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1198 Remember, the mane reason they’re here is to see what you bring to the table 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1199 Don't you think ending the invocation with "Let us pray" is just what they're waiting for? 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1200 Just let them know that lunch is being served. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1201 I forgot my lions! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1202 Nervous? Just imagine they are vegetarians. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1203 If I was you I'd fire your agent." 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1204 Just don't let pride swallow you 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1205 Don't be nervous. Look at how they love you! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1206 Just visualize not being eaten. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1207 They're all hungry to hear what you have to say. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1208 No worries, they're a bunch of pussy cats. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1209 Just think of them all as vegetarians. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1210 Just don't say anything that might bait them. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1211 Now remember, don't do any "Pride" jokes. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1212 C’mon, it’s the gnus everybody wants to hear! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1213 Of course I'm nervous, they eat guys like me for breakfast. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1214 Don’t worry , they ate already 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1215 Just visualize them hairless... 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1216 There’s a steak in the podium if things get tense. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1217 It helps if you think of them in clothes 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1218 For God's sake, if they ask you, 'Are you going to run,' deflect! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1219 Homonyms confuse them. Don't start with 'let us pray'" 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1220 You'll be fine. They're just stand-ins from the Wizard of Oz. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1221 Don't forget to tell them to put their phones on mute 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1222 If naked doesn't work, imagine them all well fed. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1223 Just imagine they’re wearing clothes. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1224 Oh deer, what can the matter be? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1225 If you’re nervous, try picturing them with clothes on. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1226 If you’re nervous, just imagine they’re all rugs. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1227 You'll do fine. They're all stuffed. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1228 The trick is to imagine them without their fur. And teeth. And claws. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1229 Just picture them fully dressed, and you'll be fine. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1230 Don't worry. You'll be done before you know it. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1231 If they roar, it means they liked it. If they stand up, run for your life! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1232 Well Marv, I guess it can't be worse than Florida? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1233 Oh c’mon, they’ll eat it up. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1234 Make sure your done before they break for lunch 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1235 What do you mean we are on the after meeting menu. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1236 Just imagine them as vegetarians. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1237 It's your call. Either 'Always On My Mind"' or 'Lion Sleeps Tonight'. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1238 Don't worry, Will Smith is not in the audience. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1239 Just do a very short summary, then take off! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1240 Open with a joke, then run like hell. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1241 Just tell yourself they're all naked. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1242 read the giraffe recipe 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1243 Don’t worry… they eat this stuff up. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1244 Relax...everyone's afraid of public speaking." 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1245 Don't be nervous. Just imagine they don't have any clothes on. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1246 You'll be fine just as long as you don't try crowd-surfing. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1247 It's only public speaking...what's the worst that could happen? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1248 You've got nothing to worry about, they'll eat it up! 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1249 First time at dinner theater? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1250 Break a leg! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1251 You'll have them eating your hands in no time. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1252 This is a tough audience. Stick to the script or they will eat you alive. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1253 Don't panic, you'll put them to sleep. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1254 Picture them naked. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1255 Imagine a crowd of vegetarians. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1256 Rush if you need to. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1257 I have to warn you, the lions are hecklers. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1258 You'll be OK. Just imagine they're all naked. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1259 Welcome to ‘The Leaner Meat for a Healthier You’ Seminar?…You want me to read that? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1260 I'll introduce you, then cut to the chase! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1261 Don‘t worry! They‘ll love a good old roast! 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1262 I know you're nervous, but whatever you do, DON'T RUN" 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1263 Say, "we appeal to Our Maker," instead. They might misinterpret the word, "pray." 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
1264 If your speech is a success, try not to be consumed by pride. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1265 Go on, you'll never get a more attentive audience! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1266 Your vegetarian diet speech has always been a hit! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1267 Remember: just imagine them all toothless. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1268 Our next guest is an apex predator in ibex clothing. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1269 At least they won't throw you to the wolves. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1270 Welcome to “Confronting Your Fear” 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1271 I know you're nervous, but it's just a bunch of cowards. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1272 I thought you said literary lions; the speech would be to literary lions. 1.2500 0.06515 88 74 6 8
1273 Remember - roar as loudly as possible when you get to the part that you identify as a great cat. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1274 Strike the line about food served during intermission. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1275 You're good. They all had lunch 20 minutes ago. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1276 So, basically, you're gonna get one try at this. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1277 Will you be talking about headlights? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1278 I wouldn't open with the stupid cat joke. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1279 Has the cat got your tongue? 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1280 Don’t worry. It’s an after lunch presentation. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1281 Just picture everyone in their underbrush. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1282 You’re ok. They’ve eaten lunch 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1283 Don't worry if they seem distracted - you're the last speaker before lunch. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1284 If you get nervous, just picture of them wearing underwear. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1285 Good luck, it's always tough to be the last speaker before lunch. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1286 This is how we defend our theses now. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1287 Our topic today is why eating meat can take years off your life. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1288 Oh, one last thing. They can sense fear. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1289 No, YOU'RE going to kill. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1290 please, after you... 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1291 Don't worry it is knowledge they are hungry for. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1292 Remember, be brief. You’re the only thing between them and lunch. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1293 Oh,no, dear - ladies first! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1294 It helps if you imagine them as kittens 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1295 I'm responsible for telling them Noah picked his 2, and it's none of THEM?!! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1296 Just pretend they don’t have any teeth. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1297 Start with the ‘Vlad the Impala’ joke. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1298 Yes, they are carnivores. But we are here to reach beyond our herbivore bubble. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1299 I hate presenting in front of a pack of lions. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1300 My advice? Keep it very brief. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1301 Your nerves are totally normal. Fear of public speaking is second only to the fear of dying. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1302 they’ll forget what you said and they forget what you did, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel” 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1303 Consider it a pre-dinner speech. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1304 Remember to be boring. Try to put the audience asleep. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1305 Take your time. I’ll see you after. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1306 Try picturing them all naked. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1307 We were assured this was a safe space. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1308 Am I allowed to say lioness? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1309 If you sense them turning against you, pivot hard to the "akuna matata" bit. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1310 You always loved the roar of the crowd! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1311 No, no, please you first. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1312 Just keep them occupied until the uber wealthy hunters get here 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1313 Forget what happened to Stacey, they came to see YOU. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1314 Picture them with clothes on. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1315 Remember the trick: imagine they're all full. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1316 They only want to hear about the meal plan 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1317 The wildebeest had to cancel. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1318 You’re cute, but I can’t believe the speaking invitation was because you’re “just a piece of meat.” 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1319 Don’t start with “Let us prey” 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1320 Just another day at the UN, right? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1321 When you said you were going to 'run' for office, I didn't think you meant this. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1322 Take away their sharp claws, crushing jaws, and insatiable lust for blood and they're just regular animals looking for some comedy tonight. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1323 That old trick won't work! They're already naked! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1324 Don't worry. You're the GOAT! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1325 And afterward there will be a light lunch. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1326 Our session will review the hazards of eating red meat. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1327 I don’t think this material will save us. They’re literally going to eat us alive! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1328 Don't worry; it's over before you read the first word. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1329 Not to worry, it’s a Wegovy convention. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1330 If you hear a cell phone, just let it go." 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1331 Walk up to the podium. They won’t bite. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1332 I suggest avoiding stage diving! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1333 I now give you Marty, who will explain the benefits of a plant based diet. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1334 Maybe revisit your opener of "I know I'm the last thing standing between you and lunch. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1335 Is it me or does the audience seem a little too engaged? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1336 No no...You go first, they won't eat us if we're confident. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1337 Don't be nervous -- they'll love you. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1338 This motherfucker… 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1339 To whom it may concern… 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1340 Start with some red meat. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1341 I wasn't expecting a captive audience, but this? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1342 Don’t be nervous. They can’t wait to hear your talk about the virtues of a plant based diet.” 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1343 I heard they’re hungry for fresh talent! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1344 Not to worry ... they'll eat you up! 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
1345 It's okay, they've already been fed. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1346 Don’t worry, I’d never just throw you to the wolves. They’re lions. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1347 Stage fright? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1348 I'm sure they'll find your talk very tasteful.. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1349 Worst. Dream. Ever. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1350 It's the Christian thing to do. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1351 Remember you are finished right before lunchtime. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1352 I can't tell you that your message of peace for all is going to be well-received tonight. 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1353 Skip the 'let us prey' part. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1354 Just project confidence and try not to look too delicious. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1355 Imagining them naked doesn't really help. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1356 In your case, some nervousness is adaptive. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1357 You could just say, "Good evening Cats and kittens." 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1358 Sing like your life depended on it! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1359 Come on, you're the motivational speaker. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1360 Nothing to worry about. They already filled up on the buffet before they got here. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1361 Relax. You've got a really strong argument about going vegan. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1362 Relax. I've never see a more appreciative audience. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1363 You are both the presenter and the award. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1364 I wouldn't throw you out there to the wolves! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1365 Yeah. I see them too. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1366 Look, you know your lions. Stick to the script—stop yourself from making any sudden moves or jumping with excitement. And for God’s sake, no running away, no matter what happens! 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1367 Go on, they’re going to eat this up! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1368 Just imagine they’re all wearing dentures. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1369 Don’t be nervous. Just try to picture them with their fur off. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1370 Don't worry, they're not that picky. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1371 If they start to give you a standing ovation… RUN! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1372 I’d keep it short - your remarks are the only thing standing between them and lunch. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1373 No, they all just finished supper. 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
1374 Go on…announce the new endangered species list. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1375 Just imagine they’re all in their underwear 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1376 You’ll be fine: just picture them naked.” “They’re already naked!” 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1377 You might need to stall for time. Lunch is running late. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1378 Just pretend they're humans. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1379 Are we prey, or should we pray? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1380 Go ahead Giselle, imagine them all eating grass" 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1381 Go ahead—you have endangered species protection. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1382 Maybe scrub the bit about frolicking in the meadow at dawn. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1383 They're polite now, but if they put their Bibs on--it's 'Curtains' ! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1384 At tonight’s Lions Club meeting, the final remaining Gazelle Club members speak about their suspected reasons for declining membership. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1385 Just make sure not to insult their pride. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1386 Just imagine them all in sheep's clothing 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1387 You mean there's ANOTHER Lions Club? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1388 I think you should open with your zebra joke. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1389 Imagine you audience has just eaten. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1390 This audience will eat you alive if you aren’t careful what you say. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1391 Let's not have audience participation this time 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1392 There’s nothing to worry about. They already ate Larry. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1393 Don't be afraid. Just pretend they're glued to your presen. . .uh, to their seats. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1394 Remember to keep it brief, we're about to break for lunch. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1395 Don't worry. I heard they really ate up yesterday's wildebeest panel. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1396 Get back up there, they're hungry for more! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1397 When you are done use the microphone to pole vault to the back. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1398 You'll do fine, honey. Just pretend that the audience is naked ... and de-clawed! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1399 You're gonna kill. (Or be killed.) 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1400 Remember, play to the benefits of diversity to Feline interests. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1401 Don't worry. They'll eat up the "gay pride" joke. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1402 Better wrap it up, they all have that lean and hungry look now. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1403 And remember, your job is to stress the food value of the zebra! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1404 If we go out there they're gonna eat us alive. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1405 C'mon get out there. They'll eat you up. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1406 In retrospect, we probably should have scheduled your speech for AFTER lunch. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1407 The only thing you have to fear is fear itself 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1408 just drive home what we discussed: eating plant based protein means they get to cut out the middleman and save big on energy 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1409 Just pretend they have clothes on. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1410 Just speak from your chest and try not to look like a straggler 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1411 You'll have them eating out of your hand. OK, wrong choice of words. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1412 They just finished lunch. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1413 Just imagine them as vegetarians in their underwear. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1414 They've invited you to the banquet afterwards. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1415 They don’t know you’re food. They’re zoo lions. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1416 Maybe cut the joke about Mufasa 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1417 Ladies and Gentlemen. We welcome you to our show; "Life on the Prairie." Please remember that food and beverages will be served after the program! 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1418 We’ve chosen you because you always put the audience to sleep 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1419 Okay Steve, just imagine they’re all in their underwear. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1420 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them wearing underwear. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1421 Don't worry, I think they're going to eat this up. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1422 You got this! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1423 Now don’t get nervous but they’ve been asking when we’re going to break for lunch. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
1424 Go on. They're not going to eat you. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1425 Don’t worry. They look as if they could just eat you up! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1426 You swear they have all had a sedative! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1427 I suggest you make it short, perhaps funny, and quickly exit the stage. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1428 Don't panic, but lunch has been delayed. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1429 Don't worry. They'll never notice your limp. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
1430 Just picture them all fully clothed. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1431 Pretend they're not about to eat you. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1432 Lead with a joke,then run like hell. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1433 They may look like a hostile audience, but really, they're just a bunch of pussycats. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1434 Just imagine them without any teeth--or claws. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1435 Maybe you shouldn't start with "Let us pray." 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1436 Don't worry--they're all vegetarians. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1437 Don’t worry honey, just start by saying, “I am woman hear me roar!” 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1438 They say most people fear public speaking more than they fear death. Let's put that to a test! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1439 Just imagine they're all sitting there in just their underwear. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1440 The PRED talk seemed like a good idea. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1441 With this crowd, I won't tell you to break a leg. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1442 Don't worry, they all had dinner 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1443 They will feast on your every word. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1444 It’s all about confidence. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1445 Look at it this way somebody has to go first !! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1446 Emphasize the part about our poor taste ! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1447 There are good ideas and there are damn good ideas. This is neither. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1448 You got this! Just go out there and kill it like you did at the Elks lodge. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1449 Imagine your audience naked" 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1450 "Remember, when we sing 'So Long, Farewell, I'll See You in the Morning,’ you dance across the stage, smile, then head out the back door.” 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1451 This is why we did all those open mikes at the watering hole. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1452 You said it was the Rotary, not Lions. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1453 I told you I wouldn't feed you to the wolves! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1454 I'm pleased to introduce our keynote speaker, Mr. Lope, who will deliver his inspiring Live and Let Live speech. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1455 Vulnerability is a strength. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1456 …maybe not from laughter, but don’t worry, they’ll be roaring 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1457 Don't be nervous. They ate before they came. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1458 Try imagining them without any teeth. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1459 You look like a deer in headlights 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1460 Do you have an overwhelming feeling of pride? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1461 Remember: They are here to learn how to run faster with you, not at you. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1462 tell them you like cats 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1463 Do not talk about protein intake under any circumstance. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1464 Just tell them that for today, we are not on the menu. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1465 Just remember none of them are wearing pants 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1466 Be sure to start off with a tasteless joke. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1467 Imagine they have no appetite. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1468 Take out the toothless old lion line and add ungulates cause cancer. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1469 They are sure to eat you up 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1470 Just pretend they've all shed their fur. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1471 Just remember, "Speak. Prey. Love." 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1472 Just don't be yourself. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1473 Calm down,kid. It ain’t Carnegie Hall 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1474 Naked? That never works for me. Just picture them toothless and limping. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1475 You'll do great. It's not like they're going to eat you. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1476 Relax, you'll have them roaring in seconds. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1477 Like I said, we’ve got a KILLER audience in tonight 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1478 No, Frank, YOU’RE gonna kill. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1479 Go ahead, tell your jokes! They’ve got a real appetite for stand up gazell.. i mean comedy. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1480 They’re already naked. You’re naked. Imagine something else. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1481 Your jokes should keep them roaring. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
1482 Go ahead Tom. Read that part where we will no longer stand for harassment. I’ll wait in the car. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1483 Intermittent fasting is a new concept to this audience. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1484 Go out there and kill'em. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1485 You should have their undivided attention, we haven't fed them since brunch. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1486 Are you sure we are at the right meeting? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1487 Remind them of the problems we have in common: global warming, drought, habitat destruction, the dentist from Minnesota. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1488 This time stage fright is warranted. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1489 Don't break a leg; that would be bad. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1490 Relax, they came for a talk on the joy of vegetarianism. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1491 Do NOT accept a lunch invitation. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1492 They're going to love us, you'll see 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1493 Just pretend they all had a big lunch. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
1494 You'll be OK. Just don't make eye contact. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
1495 Just imagine they're headlights. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1496 Remember to take the temperature of the room, but do it very, very carefully. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1497 Remember, they're just here for the laser show afterwards. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1498 But Larry, they ARE naked! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1499 Hoof it! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1500 Relax; the audience is going to eat this up! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1501 Not to worry. You’re the after dinner speaker. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1502 C'mon, it's not like your walking into a Lion's Den. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1503 Don't be nervous, they're woke California lions. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1504 Don’t be nervous - just imagine they’re all in their underwear 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1505 Go and show them you’re not just a piece of meat 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1506 Keep it short. This crowd gets restless if they're late for lunch. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1507 The Elks club had to cancel so the Lions club took the room 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1508 Don't worry, Glenis, they're going to eat you up. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1509 Don't let them see your fear or they'll eat you alive! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1510 But I told you I can’t speak in public! I’d rather die. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1511 Don’t worry, they all just finished dinner. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1512 The first time is always the hardest. 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1513 I'm told your mother is in the crowd tonight! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1514 You worry too much, remember this is the Vegan Pride Conference. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1515 Go on. They look like a friendly audience to me. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1516 Just breathe and pictures them all toothless. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1517 Remember, the catcalls are really complementary. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1518 Just tell 'em it was a misprint. Tell 'em it should have said 'new and exciting CANTALOUPE dishes.'" 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1519 Make it snappy, they’re getting hungry. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1520 Let’s address the elephant in the room…help us, Greg! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1521 Don’t worry, every audience loves your TED talk on plant based diets. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1522 I warmed them up for you. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
1523 Don't worry - they're just pussycats. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1524 It’s OK. You goat this! 1.2353 0.04221 102 78 24 0
1525 Remind them it’s not dinner theater. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1526 Sorry, but we have to pick two for the ark. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1527 First, Let’s discuss what is NOT on the lunch menu 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1528 Don't worry. They're wild about you! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1529 Try imagining them wearing pants. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1530 Sorry, last minute scheduling change from after to before lunch. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1531 Don't warm up to them, they seem too eager lap it all up 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1532 I think this crowd can smell flop sweat. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1533 but they already ARE naked... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1534 Lines, you idiot. I wanted more lines 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1535 They just left the Lamb's Club 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1536 You say...welcome to your first class in veganism for predators. As part of our immersion process, please refrain from snacking on the instructors. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1537 Relax. You definitely have their attention. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1538 There's nothing to worry about; they're all Vegan. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1539 i miss covid 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1540 I said ‘it.’ They’re gonna eat IT up. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1541 I'd like to say a few words before we all go to dinner. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1542 You only need to worry if they roar at your jokes! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1543 They're more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1544 It's ok, they are only hungry for knowledge ! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1545 You're right! They're gonna love you! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1546 The Elks Club has loosened its membership profile. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1547 You were the one who wanted to speak during pride week. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1548 Dude, you got this. Just remember what Tony Robbins taught you. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1549 Don’t be nervous. They’re all here for you. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1550 TEDx: Why do rabbits taste better than Antelopes? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1551 Worry not, you're the after dinner speaker. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1552 Addressing your fears is step two of the program, Frank. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1553 Now imagine them toothless and declawed and you’ll be fine. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1554 Careful out there, this crowd will eat you alive 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1555 'Throwing you to the wolves!' Don't be ridiculous... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1556 It's okay. They already ate lunch. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1557 My advice - make it brief, very brief! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
1558 Imagine they're declawed and toothless. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
1559 Don’t worry, they filled up on wildebeest and warthog canapés in the lobby 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1560 Go for it, they won't eat you. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1561 Be the Alpha! 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1562 Of course you’re not just a piece of meat. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1563 You'll be great. They're gonna eat you up. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1564 The Benefits of Going Vegan" speech will be a real kille 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1565 You really shouldn’t be so afraid of public speaking. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1566 This audience is just a little too attentive. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1567 Don't forget the barbeque announcement. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1568 Killer crowd. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1569 Well, you know you’ll have their full attention. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1570 I do not taste just like chicken! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1571 If they stop smiling, run for it! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1572 Entrée stage right 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1573 Please give a roar of applause for our our next Health and Wellness speaker, who will discuss alternatives to fast food when all you can think about is your next meal. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1574 Any last words for posterity? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1575 I’d cut the taxidermy bit. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1576 Don't be nervous they have all signed vegan disclosure wavers. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1577 So those are your last words? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1578 Relax, you've got a great opening. They'll be eating out of your hand. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1579 Yeah but they are looking at me all dressed 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1580 Better keep it short and sweet. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1581 Diversity training is always risky. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1582 Just be glad your presentation got slotted right after lunch break, and steer clear of any ‘Cowardly Lion’ jokes. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1583 They're really looking forward to the lunchtime discussion. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1584 Try to appeal to their sense of pride. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1585 Go on! Step up there and give them something to chew on. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1586 Just picture them all fully clothed and you'll be fine 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1587 Start with your joke about kitty cats. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1588 Use your best stuff and they'll be glued to their seats. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1589 Just imagine everyone is vegan. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1590 Read them the Diet Act. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1591 Knock 'em dead.... If that doesn't work, run. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1592 It's ok, they brought tomatoes. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1593 I took the liberty of striking that whole “Let us pray...” opening. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1594 Nerves are normal! Just imagine they’re all missing their teeth. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1595 Calm down--it's an after dinner speech. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1596 To be honest, I don't think they're really interested in your speech. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1597 There’s no reason to be nervous; just picture them naked. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1598 It's gonna be ok. You have their undivided attention. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1599 Always start with a few jokes. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1600 But lions don't wear underwear. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1601 Remember to maintain eye contact. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1602 Just imagine everyone is clothed. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1603 Butterflies are normal. Just imagine the audience without any fur on" 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1604 It’s ok. They’re from the zoo, they’re a captive audience 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1605 No worries, theater is very tame these days. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1606 We anticipated your concern. That's why we scheduled this for After The conference lunch. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1607 Antelope stand-up night: bringing new meaning to 'making a killing' on stage. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1608 Just picture them naked and not lions. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1609 To be or not to be, that is the question …. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1610 Just focus on the lion in the back of the room. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1611 My speech is titled: deer meet is poisonous 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
1612 Go on. "Ravenously awaiting your address." is just a figure of speech. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1613 I’d skip the Q & A. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1614 Just thank them all for inviting us over for dinner. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1615 Just make sure to end your speech before lunchtime. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1616 Remember - imagine no one is wearing any clothes. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1617 Don’t worry, you’ll have them eating out of the palm of your hand. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1618 Be captivating 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1619 Their roar will be the least of your worries. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1620 I have your back! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1621 Just imagine them all post prandial. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1622 You have to believe in yourself, your arguments not to be eaten are great! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1623 Just remember, you're the only thing standing between them and lunch. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1624 Now is not the time to go deer in the headlights. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1625 My advice? Play to their noble side ... then run like hell" 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1626 It will be fine. Just picture them all in their underwear. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1627 Don’t worry, ‘eat you alive’ is just an expression. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1628 Just be clear about the science: Adopting a plant-based diet will prolong their lives by years. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1629 Don’t worry, that previous zebra speaker provoked them. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1630 Just imagine them without any... Wait. That won't work. Just run like hell! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1631 Don't let there looks fool you. They are hungry for a good speech 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1632 Turns out there’s a big difference between lion’s and elk’s clubs…I’ll bring the car around 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1633 Just try to picture their heads on a wall. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1634 Tell them the best is yet to come. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1635 Talk fast! 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1636 Just imagine they’re all naked mole rats 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1637 I didn't realize when we said lunch was provided, that meant us. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1638 The old trick is imagine them all in their underwear . . . 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1639 Oh, stop worrying, they'll eat it all up. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1640 Don't worry about it....it's not like they're going to eat you alive. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1641 Don't be nervous or they'll eat you alive 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1642 Don’t worry! They’re totally gonna eat you up! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1643 Just try to picture them all naked 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1644 Don't worry, they are just hungry for knowledge. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1645 Welcome to the grant review panel! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1646 Excuse me, do you value your life? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1647 Thanks for coming tonight. Just so that you know, if any of you attempts to get on the stage, we have an invisible death ray set up to zap you to oblivion. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1648 Don't worry. We leave the exit door unlocked in case they sense fear. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1649 You'd better not read that juicy scandel,this audience will eat you alive 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1650 Picture them stuffed. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1651 You realize they invited us to speak before dinner? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1652 Bob? Forget about Bob! That was a one-time thing! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1653 No sweat, they're all committed herbivores. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
1654 I don't know Fred, I don't think they will understand the benefits of vegan-ism. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1655 No, don't worry, Brad, it's a great speech. But maybe consider cutting that lion joke. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
1656 Not to worry. Will Smith is nowhere in sight. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1657 If it gets touchy, just show a little leg. You’ll OWN them! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
1658 No worries, they've already had dinner. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1659 Don't worry. When I said they'll eat it up, I meant the speech. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1660 I didn’t really mean break a leg. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1661 Get them all singing Acuda Matada. Then, run. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1662 And the Lion King award goes to ... 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1663 Just try to imagine that THEY are staring at headlights… 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
1664 You've got their full attention! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1665 I’d love to stay, but I forgot something at the hotel. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1666 They insisted on a meat and greet after! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1667 Just pretend like they’re all well fed and full—-now go keep your legs out there, kiddo! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1668 It's okay what you say about them. Just don't look into the spot lights and freeze. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1669 It's ok, it's pride month. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1670 I know you're nervous about giving this speech, but relax, the audience won't eat you. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1671 No, this is not an anxiety dream 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1672 You got it bro, lose a leg. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1673 Tell them everyone goes home with a case of sockeye salmon. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1674 Here's my good news... I can run faster than you. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1675 Just pretend they are all herbivores! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1676 Don’t be nervous - they’re going to eat it up. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1677 Be careful, they are a tough audience. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1678 Well at least we’ve got their interest 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1679 Imagine them all shaved 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1680 Go on, just as we rehearsed. You'll sing Disney's 'I just cant wait to be king'. The audience will eat it right up. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
1681 Don’t say Macbeth. That’s bad luck. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1682 YOU said you wanted to run for office! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1683 Make sure you articulate, this crowd will eat you alive! 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1684 Just picture them coatless. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1685 They’re gonna eat it up. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1686 Don't worry. We're not throwing you to the wolves. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1687 Oh, don't drop your notes. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1688 Either way, you'll get to face the public's number 1 or 2 fear. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1689 Try not to show emotion." 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1690 … just picture them all toothless. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1691 Aww, you can go first please ! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1692 Just thank the Academy. Forget the rant about ‘The Deer Hunter. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1693 Sell them on veganism. 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
1694 Let out your biggest roar! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1695 You’ll do just fine. Imagine them without any fur. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1696 This is NOT what I thought when you said "Lions Club"... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1697 Try to remember- Avoid that "Deer in the headlights" thing. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1698 So what’s the worst that can happen? They eat you alive? 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
1699 They're gonna love you. Just keep it tasteful. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1700 Mention how much you loved The Lion King. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1701 Just find some common ground 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
1702 Just convince them they can extend their lives with a Vegan diet. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1703 Imagine them in underwear. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1704 Imagine them dressed, with a latte in one hand and the Times in the other, and you'll do fine. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1705 The audience seems quite excited to meat you tonight! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1706 Bob, it's the circle of life. Just go. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1707 Don’t be too nervous, they will sense it and will then eat you alive 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1708 Open with that zany Siegfried and Roy story. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1709 Bill realized he forgot to invite the tigers and bears … 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1710 Go ahead. I'm right behind you. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1711 If you are that nervous, just image them all naked! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1712 And now, the gnus. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1713 I think it might be ‘Where the Deer and the Antelope Play’. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1714 What's wrong, dear? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1715 Thanks for filling in George and don't worry, they had mimosas in the foyer. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1716 What's the matter, cats got your tongue? Don't be nervous, they're gonna eat this up! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1717 Make it short, lunch break comes next. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1718 Don’t be nervous — they just ate. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1719 Our most blood-thirsty relative was Vlad the Impala. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1720 This too shall pass 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1721 Beautiful Crowd 😁WE ASK JUST FOR 5 MINUTES TO LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET UP 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1722 The caterer canceled… just tell them there’s no food at the reception! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1723 What’s the worst that could happen, you offend their pride? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1724 This better be the best speech of your life. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1725 Did you give them those sleeping pills in the meat we gave them?. Let's make this short and sweet 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1726 I don't get stage fright. I identify as a lion." 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1727 You have five minutes before the tranquilizers wear off. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1728 They’re going to eat you up” “My thoughts exactly… 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
1729 Forget the opening joke about "the cat got your tongue."! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1730 Make it VERY fast. 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
1731 What’s the worst that could happen- that you get eaten alive? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1732 Remember. If you end with a laugh, they may forget to eat you. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1733 Remember, you tell them what you’re gonna tell them, then you tell them, and then you run like hell. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1734 Knock 'em dead. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1735 Don’t be nervous, this congregation prays, not preys. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1736 Remember, don't linger on stage after finishing your talk. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
1737 I told you they dig standup. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
1738 Public speaking really shouldn’t be your biggest fear. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1739 It's okay. Go on! We've made sure they've already had plenty to eat. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1740 I said you were auditioning to cats, not auditioning for “Cats”. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1741 Go ahead, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1742 Don't let them single you out. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1743 Ok thanks for taking one for the team. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1744 If you just concentrate on talking about the health benefits of farm to table, you take us out of the food chain. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1745 Tough audience. Lean into your shared love of pride. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1746 I thought you said there'd be lots of lines. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1747 Be careful not to insult their pride. 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
1748 Now for the next announcement, please don’t kill the messenger … 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1749 Don't be shy, you are not the first.... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1750 Don’t worry — they’ll eat it up! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1751 If you show fear, the audience will eat you alive! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1752 I would ditch the line about all lions being meatheads 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1753 That "Captive Speaker" feeling 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1754 Remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them.... 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1755 The herd is behind you. Waaaaaaay behind you. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1756 Well, so far, so good! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1757 They look like they’re hungry to hear what you have to say. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
1758 They ate before arriving 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1759 Don't worry, I don't see one headlight out there. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1760 Don't mess up, they'll eat you alive 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1761 Remember to leave your audience wanting more. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1762 I got their attention, now you go in for the kill. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1763 If you're nervous, just picture them all in clothes. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1764 Things change. There’s no free lunch. Sell that. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1765 Go make our case. Remember you have the high ground! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1766 They all came here for you. Don’t be nervous, you got this. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1767 Imagine they are all wearing pants. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1768 Either they love you, or they smell your fear. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1769 Just announce the winner And RUN 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1770 Make 'em roar. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
1771 No need to mention the meet-and-greet following this. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1772 And the Emmy goes to:”King Of The Jungle “ 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1773 Don't worry, just pretend you're not naked." 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1774 Don't worry, it's just the Lions Club. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1775 A fishtale would be purrfect. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1776 I guess I shouldn't say 'Break a leg.' 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1777 Go ahead, Bob. Whatever you say, I'm sure the audience will eat it up. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1778 So with the giraffe's sudden health crisis, it looks like you're now our keynote speaker. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1779 Believe me! This audience is hungry for this kind of thing 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1780 Relax, they’re really excited to see you! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1781 Just think, if you can survive this audience… 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1782 Of course we have security around the stage. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1783 Maybe don’t sing “The Lion Creeps Tonight”. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1784 Lion de outing antelope by Henri Rousseau 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1785 Before you read the list of those who can no longer work from home, let me exit stage right! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1786 We should skip the meet and greet. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1787 Make it Quick!!!! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1788 They are only hungry for your words. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1789 'Might I say, we've never had such a receptive audience.' 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1790 Don't be nervous. That's why you got your master's in communication. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1791 Enough with the flop sweat; with that material you're gonna slay 'em, kill 'em, knock 'em dead! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1792 Calling your facts, ‘Bullet Points’? No. ‘Sound Bites’? Definitely NO! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1793 Don't worry sweetie, an electric fence was installed just in case 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
1794 Remember, be brief, be brilliant, and mostly, be gone. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1795 Remember...this kind of audience wants blood. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1796 I thought "lion's den" was a figure of speech. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1797 Discuss the advantages of a vegeterian diet 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1798 They will roar when you finish . 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1799 Are you here for the Predators Anonymous meeting? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1800 You won’t get “eaten alive,” don’t be dramatic. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1801 They're not such a tough crowd if you just picture them clothed. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1802 What drew you to my office? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1803 Skip the lions & tigers & bears part 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1804 You’re probably only gonna get one shot at this, so make it count! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1805 This takes stage fright to new heights. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1806 Don't be nervous. An old trick is to picture them with clothes on. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1807 Tough crowd tonight ! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1808 Tough crowd. If you’re not careful they’ll eat you alive. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1809 It'll be fine! They're obviously hungry for you. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1810 Your funny. Don’t worry. You’ll have them roaring. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1811 Just visualize them all as naked. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1812 Fear of public speaking? Are you joking? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1813 You tell them the winner is "The WOMAN King"... 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1814 Just change the refrain to ‘Home, home on the range / where the lions and the antelope play’ - it’ll kill! Or… maybe they will. Either way, the show’ll be memorable. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1815 Relax, I have a feeling they’re going to eat this up. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1816 Be ready for a quick getaway 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1817 Just picture them with their clothes on. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1818 Leave out that part about being a 'seasoned professional' 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
1819 You got this Joe! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1820 You’ll have them eating out of your hand in no time. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1821 Afraid? Just picture them with clothes on. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1822 Just picture everyone full. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1823 You'll be fine. You won't find a more receptive audience. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1824 It's okay, this is the Vegan group. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1825 For our final number we will sing The Circle of Life. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1826 Go on, Don...Tell them that the FDA has determined that antelope meat causes erectile dysfunction." reeniewalsh@gmail.com 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1827 OK, the naked part is true. But the rest is irrational stage fright. You got this. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1828 Just pretend them to be vegetables. You are gonna be great! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1829 Don't do the mosh pit thing with this crowd. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1830 Lions don't know from homophones. Cut the "Pray, Pray, Pray" section. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1831 I heard they came for Gisele. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1832 Be sure to tell them that vegan is great -- for the environment, I mean. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
1833 Stick to the mane points and keep them hungry for more 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1834 HEY! Someone swapped my speech with this menu! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1835 Good luck on your presentation,"Vegetarianism for Carnivores". 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1836 Put a lot of emphasis on how important it is to be a vegan. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1837 The nearest exit is stage right. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1838 I hope they like me... 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1839 Just tell them some of your killer jokes. We’ll be miles away by then. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1840 This will be your fleeting moment of fame. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1841 Recovering Carnivore Convention 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1842 Remind them of horn indigestibility 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1843 I’d say ‘break a leg’, but you might need all of the ones you’ve got. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1844 I understand. For some people, public speaking is their worst nightmare. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1845 In the event of emergency your nearest exit may be behind you. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1846 Don’t worry — Only rarely do the new faculty get eaten alive. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1847 I think they are eating it up! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1848 Just visualize them all as stuffed and mounted on a wall. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1849 Pretend they're naked! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1850 You're going to do great, just think of them as a sea of shrubs. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1851 Speak softly and prepare your exit! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1852 If you go out there and break a leg, they eat you. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1853 It's okay. Remember, we scheduled your speech AFTER lunch. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1854 Don't worry. They'll pay attention to you. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1855 I think this all worked out much better with the penguins . 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1856 You’ll be fine. We have the same elaborate security system used by Siegfried und Roy 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
1857 Look, they all signed the "I am now a vegetarian" pledge but I'd keep an eye out for backsliders. "" 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1858 Don't forget to promote the buffet. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1859 Don’t worry, you just have to keep them engaged until dinner. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1860 Remember, when you finish your remarks, back away from the podium slowly, don't run! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1861 Relax! Remember, they can smell fear. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1862 No, I love your speech. I just have to run home for second. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1863 Keep it quick. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
1864 Don't worry, they only roar with laughter here. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1865 You’re going to be just fine. And don’t worry, they all signed a waiver. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1866 Don't worry, you'll do fine. It's not like they will eat you. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1867 You Can't Read ??? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
1868 Open with a joke...like 'Is it hot in here or am I lion?' 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1869 Just imagine them in clothes. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1870 Tell the one about the orangutan and the frog... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1871 Focus on your material, not on your audience. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1872 ...this could have been an email. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
1873 Just read why they should eat more chicken, Vera. I’ll take it from there. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1874 Will they understand the concept of Diversity Equity and Inclusion? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1875 You'll do fine. Just don't make any sudden moves. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1876 I don’t care: you decide. But either way, it’s got to be stage left or stage right, and now! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1877 Just tell them how forest diversity benefits everyone equally. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1878 Be congenial, but not too appealing. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1879 Go ahead- you’ll be Grreat! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1880 Don't be nervous. Pretend they've just eaten. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1881 Quick! Close the curtain. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1882 You are going to do great; you've got that animal magnetism. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1883 You'll be fine. I mean you're wearing your Rotting Meat Cologne. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1884 I'm sure they will be interested in your Vegan recipes. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1885 Imagine your audience of captive carnivores clothed. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1886 You can't give up now, you'll hurt their pride! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1887 Go ahead.. We got a cease and desist order. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1888 But I only have to outrun you. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1889 Go on, honey. They don’t bite. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1890 Don’t worry, they’re hungry for your content. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1891 My therapist assured me it’s okay to be vulnerable. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1892 Yes, in most other cases I agree in presenting in person is better than zoom. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
1893 Just follow the script and you'll have them eating right out of your hand. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1894 Stop thinking of their eyes as the headlights of a car. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1895 You're next on the menu, uh, I mean agenda. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1896 Imagine them clothed - every single one of them in a "Mamma wuvs Pussykins" handknit sweater. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1897 Just pretend they're all hairless. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1898 Go with it. You'll have 'em roaring." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1899 You've got this! They're suckers for antelope jokes! 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
1900 I don't think the underwear trick is gonna work this time. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1901 You better start by telling them you’re high in cholesterol 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1902 I know it's scary, but just try to imagine them all wearing suits and ties 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1903 Last words 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1904 You go hard on the pro-vegan pitch and I’ll get an Uber just in case.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1905 Just say Barbenheimer 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1906 « Oh deer » 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1907 They’re hungry to know more. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1908 Stay calm. They smell fear. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1909 Remember: they’re more scared of you than you are of them. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1910 It helps if you picture them all as rugs. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1911 Don’t forget to thank those who couldn’t be here today. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1912 You’ve spoken at a PTA meeting before, so you should be fine. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1913 Relax and just imagine everyone is clothed. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1914 This crowd's gonna eat you up. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1915 don't worry, everyone is nervous the first time they give a LEO talk 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1916 They were fed before they were seated. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1917 If it’s any help, they’re already picturing you in your underwear. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1918 Don’t make any sudden moves 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1919 Don’t worry. It’s not like you’re being fed to the lions! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1920 Picture them with an underbite. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1921 Relax. You’re giving the AFTER dinner speech. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1922 Worse, the guy on the left is dating my ex. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1923 After our employee presentation of Shareholders Eat Last, we will leave promptly. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1924 Perhaps it's time to release the rabbits. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1925 If you show any nervousness, this audience will eat you alive. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1926 Don't worry; you're the after-dinner speaker. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1927 Wrap it up. We're about to break for lunch.... 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
1928 ...And when you're done, walk slowly toward the exit. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1929 Just picture the audience wearing collars. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1930 Just blame bears and their market. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1931 I’ve got to run, but thanks for filling in, Steve. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1932 Just try to picture them in their underwear. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1933 If you get nervous, just look at that one in the second row with the huge erection. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1934 Oh, I almost forgot to tell you..there will be an eat and greet after your speech. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1935 The "Antelopes" buttering up their unfriendly crowd sang, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." 1.2184 0.06210 87 75 5 7
1936 Just imagine that they are all hanging on the wall of some rich guy's game room. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1937 Okay, some bad news...the flier misspelled stakeholders meeting. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1938 What did you expect at the MGM Theater? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1939 Imagine them clothed. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1940 After closing remarks there will be heavy h’ors d’oeuvres on stage 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1941 Relax…You got this! Their gonna just eat you up! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1942 I told you the title should've been 'How to Help the Antelope' not 'How to Serve the Antelope'" 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1943 It helps if you just picture all of them naked. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1944 No worries, they all checked the vegetarian option. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1945 Don't worry you won't forget your Lions! 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
1946 They're gonna eat me alive out there" 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1947 Let's keep it short; the audience is starving 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1948 Imagine they're all naked dogs. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1949 Just imagine them in their underwear. And not chasing you. Or tearing you limb from limb. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1950 Just be yourself. The audience are going to eat it up. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1951 Maybe don’t break a leg on this one 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1952 Everyone’s nervous for their first Pride! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1953 I knew we should have worked on our disappearing act! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1954 I believe Zoom would be the right option for this audience. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1955 Don't stare at them. Make them laugh with the kind of comedy they'll eat up. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1956 Don't worry-your "Top Ten Ways A Vegan Diet Can Improve Your Life" will win them over! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1957 The more you wait, the hungrier they get. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1958 You go first. Don't be nervous. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1959 This isn’t the pride event I thought it would be. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1960 Good thing they just ate. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1961 Start with your inter-species tolerance theory. They'll be asleep in five minutes. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1962 It doesn't matter what you say, they're going to eat you alive! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1963 In this case, I'm not sure that's what being a "lionized author" really means. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
1964 Look at it this way - at least you have a very attentive audience! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1965 Go ahead. Just don’t say anything about Leo’s wife. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1966 Trust me, your speech is to die for 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1967 Nothing to worry about. You've got a killer audience. They'll eat you up. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1968 Don't be scared, the last one left them hungry for more. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1969 : “Just imagine them all naked….Wait” 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1970 Dude, I gotta run but thanks for stepping in for me 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1971 When I signed up for this, I didn’t know I was going to be part of the circle of life 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1972 Remember, you’re leaps and bounds better than they are. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1973 Avoid the phrase- Getting to the meat of the situation 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1974 Read it out: "Stop eating us!" Then run! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1975 Remember, they're here for the dumb zebra jokes. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
1976 0k now don't say something racist this time. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1977 Just start with the vegan diet and how it promotes longevity. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1978 You said I was a confident speaker! Sorry I was lion. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1979 Go ahead, they look very interested in your "Cantelope, not Antelope" talk. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1980 Um, remember when I said, "always leave them hungry for more"? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1981 Oh darling, thanks for replacing me last minute. Now I really have to go. I'm sure you'll do great! Bye! 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
1982 Lead with the fact you carry anthrax 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1983 Go ahead. The audience is starving for you! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1984 Thank you all for inviting me…but I’ve really got to run now 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1985 Hmmm. Maybe don’t break a leg. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1986 Not to worry. They went to town on the hor d’ouevres. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1987 don't be afraid,they are not gonna bite you 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1988 Just look out and imagine that they are all naked…and vegetarians 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1989 Go on, it'll be alright. Start with a joke. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1990 Just remember, they're here for the meat -- of your presentation. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1991 Relax! Running and chasing are not allowed in the theater. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1992 Don’t worry Fiona, you’ve got a captive audience. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1993 The good news is it's all sold out. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1994 Relax, you'll have them roaring in no time. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1995 Just remember that they’ve already had lunch. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1996 And finally, we will share with you a variety of predation avoidance strategies. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1997 What do you mean "dinner and a show?' 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1998 For those of you who have a diminished sense of smell, let me introduce myself. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1999 You just have to run faster than me. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2000 Did you hear the question, senator? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2001 I didn't realize you booked me at a PLI 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2002 Don’t leave the audience hungry. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2003 We’re calling it, “Dinner Theatre”. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2004 Think of it as the call of the wild with a PowerPoint presentation. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2005 Let them know that hippos have more meat on them. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2006 Trust me, they’re gonna eat it up. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2007 Don't worry, they won't blame you for the food rationing. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2008 Go on. Don't be nervous. They'll eat you up! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2009 You've got this. Just picture them stuffed and hanging on Elon Musk's walls. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2010 I know, you feel like a Lakers Girl 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2011 I don’t know what you read, but they sure look captivated. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2012 Relax, just imagine the audience is hairless. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2013 Just imagine the audience without any teeth...you'll be fine 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2014 If your policy is that good, then the audience shouldn’t matter. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2015 Just blame all their problems on the zebras. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2016 No, you step up to the podium 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2017 Are you sure this is the vegan convention ? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2018 Now go out there and kill’m! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2019 Try to go short—it’s almost lunch. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2020 And now our contest winner will read her prize entry, 'On Becoming a Vegan. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2021 Straight from your top ten prey list,needing no further introduction… 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2022 Nonsense. The audience will LOVE you! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2023 Don't worry, you'll be fine. They're all on board with 'Make the Jungle Great Again'. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2024 Just say...'And in closing. ...' 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2025 Just picture them all in their underwear…and in cages at the zoo. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2026 Don’t worry, a roar of approval means you’re doing well! 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2027 Dont worry, we're not in season 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2028 I probably would have memorized it but I doubt anyone will notice. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2029 Calm down! Why do you think we scheduled you after lunch? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2030 Seems to be an interested audience. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2031 Just imagine them all furless... 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2032 they'll understand they're bi lingual 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2033 I'll be out back with the engine running 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2034 They're eating it up! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2035 It is okay, you can do this. They are all cowardly lions, like from the Wizard of Oz. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2036 In extremis, do speak about the elephant in the room! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2037 We're faster than them, but watch the sneaky lioness stage right. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2038 Go ahead, they're all ears 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2039 Just don't say, "We'll break for lunch," and we'll be okay. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2040 Just imagine them naked... and fully fed 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2041 Take one for the team 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2042 We came to the wrong theater. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2043 It’s not like I’m throwing you to the lions… 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2044 Picture them all naked. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2045 Just imagine them wearing underwear. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2046 Ladies first. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2047 Mass alike! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2048 Do impress on the benefits of being vegan. Don’t mention the dates of hunting season. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2049 Break the ice with "Hakuna Matata! In our language, that means, 'Holy shit! It's a lion!'" 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2050 No need to overstate the obvious. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2051 Go on. I read audiences are most receptive right before lunch. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2052 Just hope the fourth wall is real. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2053 By all means,let them know there will be snacks available in the lobby. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2054 Don't worry! You're a great speaker! They'll eat it up! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2055 Lions & tigers & public speaking, oh my! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2056 Really? I hadn’t noticed. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2057 They're gonna eat this up. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2058 They’ll eat it up” was a bad choice of words but you got this 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2059 I forgot to mention this is a Pride event 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2060 Just imagine them on unicycles wearing tutus. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2061 I wouldn't use the word "taste." 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2062 Don’t be nervous. They won’t bite. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2063 Don’t be nervous. They’re a very receptive audience. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2064 Try picturing them wearing clothes. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2065 You've got the lion's share of information and their eating it up. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2066 Ok now, you'll be ok if you dont panic and run off stage 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2067 This the toughest room I've ever worked. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2068 My friend here would like to share his ideas on a new vegetarian contract 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2069 Trust me, they'll savor every word! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2070 Get this right or this audience will eat you alive! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2071 Don’t worry, they are all supporters of the #MeGnu movement. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2072 ...this was supposed to be a meet and great, not just a meat. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2073 No need to be so nervous. I don’t think they’re going to be very interested in what you say. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2074 How did I fall prey to this? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2075 Don’t be nervous. The audience is ravenous for what you have to offer. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2076 Don't show them what you're made of. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2077 Remember, just imagine they are all naked and you'll be fine. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2078 And now for our next speaker, who will be discussing the benefits of vegetarianism. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2079 Just read it fast. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2080 Go on, they'll love you. By the way, their president is inviting you for lunch after your presentation. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2081 Are you sure you want to do some crowd surfing now? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2082 Don't worry! They'll all die laughing. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2083 It's a tough group. Start with a joke. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2084 Remember, no carnivore jokes. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2085 Break a leg! Or, uh - don't. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2086 Tell them it's a strictly vegan menu. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2087 Good luck. For this one though,don't break a leg! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2088 Third row, two seats in, don’t let him ask a question. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2089 Just stay calm and carry on? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2090 Don't worry, buddy...you got this! They're gonna eat you up! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2091 Call me paranoid, but I would skip the book signing in the lobby. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2092 Don't be nervous--they'll just eat you up! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2093 just picture them gnu'd 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2094 Remember the Elks Club is tomorrow night. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2095 I told you I wouldn't throw you to the wolves 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2096 At least this means you're uncontested. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2097 Looks like you've got their attention. I was worried their minds would be on lunch. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2098 Don’t worry, their lunch time isn’t for another hour. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2099 So cool you've been selected to lobby The Academy for diversity! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2100 Look! Your audience is hungering for you. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2101 Keep it short. They’ve got a banquet after this. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2102 Sound confident! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2103 Go ahead and tell them, Dr. Lions at The National Institutes of Wild Animal Health found that cats eating a vegetarian diet live longer and have better sex lives too! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2104 No worries, Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2105 Just imagine them all in clothes. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2106 Announce the scheduled lunch break. I'm gonna duck out 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2107 Don't worry, this is not a meat and greet meeting. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2108 Just remember…if you are not at dinner, you are on the menu 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2109 They might be tired; the last speaker ran too long. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2110 I've never done a Pride event before. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2111 And now for a very quick announcement 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
2112 It's not a script. It's a menu and we're on it. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2113 As soon as I announce we're breaking for lunch, run!" 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2114 Relax. They don't bite. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2115 Imagine them all with severe indigestion. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2116 Do you want to announce lunch, or should I? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2117 Just imagine they are not primarily interested in your body. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2118 Just picture them without any teeth! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2119 They’re hungry for something new. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2120 Welcome to Saturday night's Antelope Addiction meeting. Joe here will read the 12 steps. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2121 Now go out there and give them a pitch they can really sink their teeth into! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2122 Go on...you'll be fine! Identity politics is not a thing with this crowd. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2123 Remember, just open yourself up and show some vulnerability. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2124 Go on, just picture them naked. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2125 You'll be fine...just imagine them if they were wearing underwear! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2126 Don't let them see you sweat. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2127 Just visualize them as naked. . . and vegan 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2128 Your the key note speaker and dinner. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2129 Well, Yes. For them this is what they call a stag night. Now break a leg! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2130 Due to unprecedented interest, we are canceling game night. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2131 Don’t worry, you’ll be great. They’ll eat it right up. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2132 Do not invite any audience members onstage. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2133 I think you should eliminate the line, " Feel free to help yourself to snacks after the program". 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2134 They always look hungry 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2135 Just remember: whatever you do, don't break a leg. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2136 Remember, no discouraging words. These guys ain't deer. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2137 Open with the joke about the cat who died from eating raw meat. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2138 Just stay on script - they'll eat it up! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2139 Just imagine them all dressed! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2140 Don't forget to plause for a paws. I mean pause for the claws. Dammit! You know what I mean. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2141 Deep breaths, you already appeal to their senses. Now, make them roar. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2142 Don’t worry! They want to love you! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2143 Let us prey. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2144 I don’t think that “Imagine them naked” idea is going to work here. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2145 Be sure to add that we did not help choose the award winner. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2146 Rekax, they're already naked. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
2147 Just make sure to get to the mane point 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2148 According to this recently implemented revision in zoning codes, you are no longer permitted in areas where the deer and the antelope play. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2149 Try starting with: 'Popcorn's on me!' 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2150 Remember, it's all about the non-verbals. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2151 Don't worry, your fear of public speaking will be overshadowed by your fear of lions. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2152 You’re going to kill it out there, I promise. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2153 Picture them all full. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2154 Say whatever you want. They're your captive audience. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2155 Don't be so scared! Just picture them all naked. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2156 Keep reading! Keep reading! It's coming to the lunch hour. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2157 Relax. They've all signed the 'I Promise Not to Eat the Speaker' card. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2158 Just imagine they’re naked and have just been fed. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2159 Relax. They only eat locally-sourced meat, and you flew in from Cleveland. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2160 My advice? Imagine them with clothes on. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2161 Good luck with your presentation on the benefits of vegetarianism. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2162 Just don't stumble over the lions. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2163 They've been fed a catered lunch. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2164 So I said to Noah, "Not today, pal!" 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2165 Just remember: Speak from your heart, not your fear. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2166 Perhaps open with that joke about an antelope telling a joke to a room full of lions. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2167 Are you sure they said on the program and not on the menu? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2168 Don’t worry sweetheart. They already had lunch. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2169 Just remember to end with, "All we are saying is give peace a chance." 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2170 I truly hope, Gazella, that this will help you overcome your fear of speaking in public. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2171 Pretend they are in their underwear. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2172 Just picture everyone declawed 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2173 Don't mention you're delicious. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2174 Try not to break the fourth wall 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2175 Don’t worry, they’d never pounce on you in public 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2176 It’s normal to have stage fright. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2177 I'm going to be honest Ted, you're going to be eaten alive out there. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2178 Go - on, they won't bite! 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2179 ...And by hungry I meant attentive. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2180 Just say they all won, then let's get the hell out of here. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2181 Just try to imagine they have clothes on 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2182 According to the internet, an auditorium of lions is sure to be captivated by your views on vegetarianism. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2183 Thank goodness you're going on after lunch. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2184 Pretend that they're all naked. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2185 Don't worry. They're happy to see you. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2186 Don’t worry - they just got back from the chicken buffet lunch 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2187 Remember, use your "I'm not food voice" and end with "FIRE!" 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2188 Don't worry--they're vegan. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2189 Go ahead, Daniel. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2190 Don't worry. You'll knock them out when you sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2191 I get this funny feeling we’re in the wrong theater. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2192 And now, let us prey. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2193 Just imagine they are all dressed. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2194 It’s always good to start with a joke. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2195 Before you begin, do you mind reminding everyone lunch is not provided? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2196 Just imagine them in the headlights” 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2197 I don't think they are here to listen to your speech on the impacts of climate change." 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2198 Just pretend they're all in their underwear. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2199 You’ll do fine. Just believe that you can run faster than me. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2200 They will just eat you up. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2201 Relax. What's eating you? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2202 Just envision all of them naked. Oh they are naked. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2203 You go ahead, don't lope, I'll be somewhere outside. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2204 Just picture them as herbivores. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2205 It's a great speech. They'll eat it up. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2206 Don't worry. As a TED talking "thought leader," you can brainwash them into believing that herbivory is the only way. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2207 Whatever you do, when you go out there, don't mention dinner at all in your lecture. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2208 If it'll help calm your nerves, they've all been fed 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2209 Relax, they are from Oz. You got this! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2210 Just keep them amused until I get a few blocks away 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2211 deer in headlights 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2212 DON'T break a legmom 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2213 We come to you in peace… 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2214 Tell them about the desert about to be served 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2215 Hey, so they’re going to eat you alive… 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2216 Welcome to Overeaters Anonymous 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2217 Welcome to our inaugural Emotional Support Animal Conference 2023 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2218 Don't be nervous,just picture them all naked! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2219 Maybe Darwinism isn’t the best topic for this demographic . 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2220 You won't have to wait for reviews of your speech - they'll either applaud you or eat you. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2221 We’re kudus, not ku-don’ts. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2222 Don’t worry, you will have them eating from your hand in no time! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
2223 This may be a bad time to say this, but I'm sleeping with your wife 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2224 And the winner is......Mr Lion! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2225 Did you say "pray" or "prey?" 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2226 This just in. Gazelle meat causes cancer. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2227 It’s not as scary if you picture them all wearing underwear. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2228 I’ve been cheating on you. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2229 Don't be nervous. This audience is just gonna eat you right up. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2230 They ate before they came 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2231 Larry, you're neither old nor unusually weak. So don't worry. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2232 Remember, they're all naked. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2233 Go ahead. Tell them you're riddled with disease, and you're accepting contributions. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2234 Just picture them naked, declawed and toothless. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
2235 My advice? Don't give the audience what they want. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2236 Don’t worry, you’ll have them eating out of your hand. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2237 Tough crowd tonight. Skip over the feline jokes. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2238 I know you are nervous. Try imagining them all naked. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2239 Hope you know your lions. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2240 I thought you said it was a pre-dating seminar 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2241 Go on. It’s a full house. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2242 Come on! They'll just eat it up. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2243 Trust me on this one- you don't want to whip this crowd into a frenzy. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2244 I wouldn't start with "Can I have your attention, please?" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2245 Don’t worry. The luncheon isn’t until 1:30pm. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2246 Thanks for filling in. Our original speaker didn’t make it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2247 just picture them as vegetarians! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2248 Before we start today's presentation, let's have a little icebreaker. Everyone shout out your favorite food. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2249 Keep it short. They get hungry 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2250 And now here's George - who will be talking about his recent struggles with weight gain. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2251 Remember, it's not as bad as the headlights. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2252 Don’t worry, they just look like lions 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2253 Relax, they keep Kosher and we’re Ungulates. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2254 Don't forget to mention 'a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh.' " 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2255 Start with a couple of jokes about humans 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2256 Don't worry, they're all genetically engineered vegans. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2257 They’re going to eat me alive out there. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2258 I told you we should have done this speech after lunch. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2259 Don’t worry. It’s not like they’re Republicans. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2260 No worries! You were great at Kiwanis. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2261 You'll be fine Thompson. It's the after-dinner speech. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2262 The award for research into feline leukemia, of which both the presenter and I have been exposed ... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2263 Just imagine them in their undies. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2264 Make sure not to leave them wanting more. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2265 Picture them wearing clothes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2266 Hey,Relax - They'll eat you up! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2267 You'll do fine. Just don't make eye contact. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2268 It's okay. They've all been fed. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2269 Inspire, yes, but avoid the word 'savory' and above all, 'umami'. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2270 Relax, they’ve eaten. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2271 Just remember to talk about the Lion King. You will be fine. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2272 ‘Keynote speaker’ means you’re the most important part. Like the main course of a dinner. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2273 What if they eat me alive? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2274 ‘Don’t worry it’s not as if they’ll eat you up alive.’ 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2275 It’s our last show, Karl. After tonight we can migrate. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2276 Just imagine that we are all relaxing around the waterhole. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2277 Trust me, they won’t notice how nervous you are. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2278 you always wanted a captive audience 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2279 Go out there and give them your Heart! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2280 That won't work, they're already naked. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2281 Don’t be nervous; just imagine them all as herbivores. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2282 I have to get back to Washington. You’ve got this Kamala. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2283 No matter what, the crowd will be roaring at the end. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2284 No, “Why you should consider going vegan” is the perfect topic for this audience! Our species is counting on you! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2285 Killer crowd tonight,right? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2286 Don't forget to mention the name of the spouse of the cat-winner. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2287 Linda would like to make an offering. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2288 Remember, the line goes "How dare you"! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2289 They already are naked 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2290 Imagine them bear. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2291 Just pretend that they are all fully clothed. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2292 I was just the opening act, you’re the main course. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2293 I’m pretty sure lunch was served beforehand. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2294 Careful. One mistake and they'll eat you alive! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2295 Break a — er, never mind. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2296 Just picture them all naked…oh, wait. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2297 Imagine them all without fur. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2298 Relax. Be yourself. They’ll eat you up. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2299 What, it isn't life or death! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2300 Last but not least… 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2301 It’s helpful to picture them stuffed and mounted.” 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2302 Have no fear. They're just elk in lion's clothing. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2303 You're safe. Just remember you are the after dinner speaker. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2304 Go ahead and read your speech. Just relax. There are no headlights 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2305 They'll love you as long as you don't bolt. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2306 I'll be outside the stage door with the motor running. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2307 For the final question, “Which one of us is faster?” 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2308 I am sure they will find it all on good taste. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2309 We’ll next be getting married & having babies, which means more meals for you lions out there. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2310 It’s okay, they’re just lions, not headlights. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2311 I’d be lion if I said you had nothing to fear! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2312 Speaking at the Republican Convention might have been a bad call. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2313 Don’t worry, they’re all vaccinated! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2314 Don't worry - can't be worse than headlights! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2315 They're not threatening if you imagine them without their fur coats on... 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2316 It doesn't matter what you say. They're just checking out your body. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2317 You'd better leave now. It's almost time for their lunch break. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2318 You’re an AFTER dinner speaker for a reason. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2319 Remember,if you get nervous just imagine them all clothed. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2320 Don't worry. They're gonna eat this up. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2321 Sorry, I announced your talk in the wrong PRIDE magazine. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
2322 I've heard it helps to picture them without their fur 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2323 Relax, they're not focused on your looks. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2324 Wow,what a turnout! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2325 Go on, they’ll eat it up! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2326 Guaranteed to kill 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2327 Take the part out about "usually you normally see the white of my ass 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2328 No worries on crowd reaction, Chauncey. We were built to outrun them. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2329 Remember Not to ask for a volunteer from the audience. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2330 Don't give me the old Deer In the Headlights excuse 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2331 It is just a catnip shortage for a few months. They'll understand. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2332 They may all be carnivores, but just remember that you are the GOAT. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2333 You'll be fine. Just picture them all without their teeth. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2334 ...and look how excited they are to see you! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2335 Please for God's sake don't break a leg! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2336 If reasoning with them doesn't work, I can try another approach...I mean we. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2337 That's all for today. Well I gotta run! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2338 We are now going to read Noah's final list of successful applicants. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2339 Tough crowd, maybe go easy on the ‘You might be a lion if’ jokes tonight 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2340 No pressure. But you're the last speaker before the dinner break. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2341 Remind them there will be refreshments. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2342 Just go out there and speak from the heart. They’ll know your not lion 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2343 Actually, you are a goat! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2344 Stick to the benefits of a plant-based diet, emphasize the flavor options, you'll have them salivating in no time. . 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2345 I’ll do it, but I’m not going to mention the Meet and Greet. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2346 Just picture them in clothes. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2347 After this final statement we will break for lunch 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2348 Careful...they'll eat you alive if you wound their pride. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2349 Don't worry. They already ate and are ready to be put to sleep. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2350 Don't worry; they already had lunch at the salad bar. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2351 If they don’t like it, you just have to outrun me 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2352 Don't be so nervous. I scheduled your talk after lunch. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2353 Its always hard to be the last speaker before lunch. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2354 Read it with feeling... like your life depended on it. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2355 I prey it goes well for you. hehe. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2356 You’ll be fine they’re all red meat intolerant. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2357 You're about to deliver a tasteful speech. Go ahead... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2358 Don't break a leg and I mean it. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2359 Don't be nervous, just picture them in their underwear. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2360 Why is everyone looking at me like that? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2361 Just imagine that they're wearing clothes. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2362 Just remember, fear and excitement feel the same. Of course, you can't smell excitement. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2363 No worries. I've got your back. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2364 Go ahead, you know you can do it! These are just a bunch of pussycats anyway!! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2365 Try to relax. Just imagine there’re wearing clothes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2366 Please be patient, there will be an unlimited buffet after the show. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2367 Just remember, when you are finished, walk off very slowly. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2368 Tell them you share their hatred of hyenas and you alone will stop them from crossing into their lairs. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2369 keep it short 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2370 B-b-but they'll eat me alive! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2371 Relax! You’ll have them eating out of your hooves in no time. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2372 First, open up with a joke. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2373 You'll do fine, Bob. The audience is roaring for more. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2374 Who better than you to talk about Diversity & Inclusion? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2375 And remember, do NOT break a leg! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2376 If you start to get afraid, try to imagine them choking on one of your bones. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2377 Oh...My! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2378 You go first. They look hungry. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2379 Remind them that snacks are available in the lobby. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2380 I'd open with a joke if I were you. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2381 Oh Dear! It seems that We are the target audience 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2382 You'll be fine -- just imagine that they aren't wearing any clothes. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2383 You do the welcome and I'll do the after-dinner session. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2384 Just stay on your topic of the virtues of veganism and you'll be fine. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2385 Go on, don't be a gazelle in the headlights 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2386 You've got this! If you can make it here, you'll make it anywhere." 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2387 Knock 'em dead. They'd do it to you. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2388 We reminded them there's dinner service 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2389 Stick with a vegetarian joke as an ice breaker 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2390 I think we’re in the wrong building. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2391 I’ll sing the part that goes, ‘I do run, run, run, I do run, run.’ 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2392 Be careful—say the wrong thing and they’ll eat you alive. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2393 Just put your best hoof forward. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2394 Careful, Wally, the cafeteria doesn't open for another hour. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2395 Go ahead. What's the worst thing that could happen? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2396 Okay, deep breath - then read the indictment. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2397 Sure, some Q&A is OK at the end but keep it to 5 minutes and have an escape plan or they will devour you. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2398 Who knew "Vegan = Fun" would attract such a lively crowd. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2399 Go ahead. Tell them the benefits of an all grass diet. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2400 You’ll be fine. Just picture them all naked. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2401 Hurry up, you're the early bird special. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2402 You'll be fine. Just open with a joke and know where the exits are. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2403 Good luck. I’ll be backstage in the panic room. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2404 Just picture them furless. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2405 You said Gay Pride not a Brave Pride. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2406 you wanted a captive audience... 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2407 Relax. You'll have them roaring 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2408 It's OK. They already had lunch. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2409 They're really quite friendly and can't wait to hear your talk. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2410 Don’t worry, what is the worst they could do to you? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2411 Remember, roars are good here. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2412 Did the invite say “special guest appearance” or “special guest appetizer?” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2413 You go ahead, I’ll be right here behind you. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2414 I’d emphasize the antelope meat toxicity point. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2415 You better be good. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2416 Just imagine your audience hairless. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2417 Just imagine them all hanging in a bar as stuffed heads. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2418 Just think of them as big fans. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2419 Start with, ‘Let us all prey, on something other than me…’ 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2420 Tell them that we need just two for the Ark. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2421 „Just give me 2 minutes before you announce the winner“ 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2422 Don’t worry. They all ate a really big lunch. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2423 C’mon, where’s your pride? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2424 Go out there and promote the long term health effects of a vegetarian diet 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2425 No worries - I've been assured they've all chosen the vegetarian option for lunch. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2426 l 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2427 Good luck with your presentation on why eating antelopes cause cancer 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2428 We selected a challenging audience for you to practice your TED talk on vegetarianism. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2429 Don't worry. This is the after-dinner crowd. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2430 Don't be nervous, the opening act is like an amuse bouche. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2431 A change on your program. We'll be eliminating the lunch break. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2432 Maybe not your home address. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2433 It’s always awkward being the after-lunch speaker 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2434 Permission to “leap forward” was meant figuratively. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2435 worst-case scenario, they will boo you 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2436 Just imagine they're all full from having eaten your family members. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2437 I can’t say that! The audience will eat me alive! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2438 Believe in you! Everyone is after your insides. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2439 We probably should not have accepted the invitation as dinner guests. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2440 Now, remember...it's important to know your audience. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2441 I am woman, hear me roar? 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2442 Just kidding... don't break a leg 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2443 It's OK. Everyone feels like the audience is going to eat them. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2444 You'll be fine. Just don't get too close to the stage edge. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2445 When giving your speech, don't focus on the roaring crowd; remember, you are the G.O.A.T! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2446 Don't be nervous, Tony. They're going to eat you up! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2447 It’s not as if they’re going to eat you alive! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2448 Be careful how you pronounce the word pray. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2449 Don't worry, they'll love you...one way or another. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2450 ... and remember, we have danish and coffee in the lobby. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2451 Just emphasize that going vegan is better for you and the planet 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2452 You got through a TED talk. You can get through this. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2453 You might want to rethink the 'Friends, Romans, Predators' intro. 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2454 If they grin, then run fast! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2455 Don't be nervous - they'll devour every word. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2456 Don’t be nervous just imagine them with no fur. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2457 I still say they should open the snack bar before the show. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2458 Get out there and give them all the reasons you are an inedible candidate. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2459 This is a killer audience. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2460 You'll be fine. Just pretend they are all naked. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2461 Go on, your talk will just put them all to sleep. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2462 Unfortunately, we didn't serve breakfast earlier today so the audience is famished....good luck... 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2463 What's the worst that could happen? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2464 Don’t be nervous they’re hungry for good content 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2465 It’s not the menu, it’s just another indictment. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2466 Your speech is great, they'll eat you up. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2467 Come on be brave they wont bite you. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2468 The audience is very obedient and not hungry 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2469 Do you think they’ll notice the difference ? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2470 Cut the part about how delicious we are and you’ll be fine. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2471 Who booked this gig? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2472 Maybe it would help to imagine them in their underwear? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2473 Don't stutter. Show 'em who's the GOAT! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2474 What are you so worried about? They'll eat it up! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2475 You don’t even have to imagine that they’re naked! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2476 We always feed the rookies to the lions 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2477 Your confidence will convince them 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2478 I suppose this would be an inopportune time to say 'Break a leg'. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2479 At least they aren't in cars at night, dear. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2480 A gazellion ways to die. No pressure! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2481 It's just stage fright, they're not allowed to bite the speakers. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2482 Just pretend it’s a Ted Talk and they all love your books. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2483 No need to worry they aren't going to bite 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2484 seems like you got their attention 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2485 And the lucky winner will be having dinner with us. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2486 Umm…something feels off. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2487 Remember, in your head you're only speaking to one. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2488 Just picture them without their fur. It works every time! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2489 If they start salivating, run. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2490 Don’t worry. They’re all in recovery. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2491 Make sure you lionize them. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2492 You certainly have a captive audience! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2493 Tell them there’s free food running through the lobby. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2494 Go on, Phil. If you don't convince them to go vegan now, you never will." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2495 Why are they smiling?" "I don't know, apparently there's free breakfast! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2496 Don't worry. They're all animal lovers. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2497 If I said I wasn't nervous, I'd be lion. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2498 Remember to speak slowly but run quickly. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2499 No, that's okay, you first... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2500 Emphasize the vegetarian part of the diet. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2501 You thought the headlights were bad. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2502 The key is to convince them you are very tough. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2503 It'll be fine. I just heard the lion from the Times isn't coming 'til tomorrow. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2504 Dont worry. Audiences at pride events are really supportive. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2505 Remember, the audience wants you to succeed. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2506 Just picture them in their undercoats. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2507 This audience is primed; they're waiting with bated breath. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2508 Go on, they'll like you one way or another. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2509 ...and after the program, lions and lionesses, there will be vegetarian hors d'oeuvres and refreshments from the watering hole in the lobby. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2510 What can they do, eat you alive? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2511 Tough crowd. They ate the last guy alive. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2512 Don't worry their just hungry for a good story. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2513 Just assure them that we come in peace. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2514 It’s OK, everyone’s a little nervous their first and last time. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2515 Relax, you're the after-lunch speaker. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2516 Don't worry your suicide note is eloquent. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2517 So, I'm supposed to tell them they're being replaced by artificial intelligence? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2518 Yes, their a hostile audience..... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2519 And now, the remaining members of the Academy are pleased to present this year's "Catch Me, If You Can" Award 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2520 Make the announcement and run like hell. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2521 Just read the speech like we practiced. But throw in the thing about the red dot too. They love that. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2522 The veggie burgers haven’t arrived yet 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2523 You’ll do great. I’ve never seen a hungrier audience. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2524 As we practiced, start with a good joke and you will have them roaring. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2525 We're going to have to talk to our agent again. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2526 Tell them the one about when a gazelle truck driver spotted a lion in his headlights. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2527 Relax, you've got an apex audience! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2528 They are so precious. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2529 Try not to look tasty. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2530 You goat this babe! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2531 Just go out there and be yourself! They'll eat you up! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2532 C'mon, they won't bite. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2533 Just try to picture them all hairless. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2534 Don’t worry, you got this, just remember, you’re the GOAT 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2535 Go on, you can do it, your argument for friendship among all animals is going to be heard! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2536 The hunger games" lecture by G.Goa 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2537 Don’t worry - you’ll do great. I’ll be waiting right here, I promise. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2538 Just imagine they're all wearing muzzles. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2539 Just picture them eating you. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2540 The deer will be here in a minute. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2541 Just relax, no one's here to hurt you 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2542 Oh, don’t worry. They’re all from Detroit. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2543 I guarantee they will eat it up! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2544 Just imagine them being naked... O, wait... 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2545 Remember: Speak as fast as you can and we'll make a run for it! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2546 Good luck! They’re going to eat you alive! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2547 Go ahead and speak, they won't hurt you. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2548 They don’t look domesticated 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2549 Just picture them with no fur. And no teeth or claws. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2550 They love it when you start with a joke about the Serengeti! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2551 Relax, just picture them naked... 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2552 Don't forget to mention you'll be available for a meet-n-greet in the lobby after your presentation. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2553 They won't bite. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2554 They look hungry for a good speech. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2555 Don't worry, it's just stage fright! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2556 And just a reminder that refreshments are in the lobby BEHIND you. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2557 Think positive. I saw them chowing down at the snack bar earlier. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2558 Go ahead. They won't eat you. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2559 Don't make eye contact . . . 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2560 Give them some red meat. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2561 And you ask why I'm nervous? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2562 It helps if you picture them without fur... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2563 And the Buddy goes to…. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2564 Why so nervous? You're a great after-dinner speaker! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2565 Just keep repeating to yourself "they have no fur". 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2566 Remember, we are counting on you to distract them. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2567 We gave appetizers before the speeches started, that'll keep the audience full till 9. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2568 It's scary for a Sagittarius to speak before a pack of Leos. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2569 And for our next EDI speaker... 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2570 ..man, they’re gonna eat us alive out there. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2571 Don't be nervous. Just picture them all with clothes on. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2572 They are going to eat us up! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2573 Food is an entertainment 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2574 The audience seems to have worked up quite an appetite for your work. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2575 They’re hungry for content 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2576 They may eat you alive, but just wait until you hear that crowd roar. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2577 They say that they’re vegan, but I’d say they’re lion. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2578 Don't show fear. The audience can pick up that, and they'll eat you alive! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2579 They hunger for your.... 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2580 Don't be afraid, just stand up there and read it. They're all from the Feline Vegetarian Association. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2581 Don't worry. They came directly from the all you can eat buffet. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2582 Remember no Lion King jokes 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2583 Ok, I know you're nervous but it will be over sooner than you think. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2584 No,no. It says, “Let us prAy.” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2585 Fortunately, they're vegan. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2586 Relax, they are just anxious to learn more about becoming a Vegan 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2587 Relax! They will follow you 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2588 Just imagine them clothed. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2589 How wonderful you have their undivided attention. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2590 Don't worry, they don't bite. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2591 If it makes you feel better, just remember that this is an after dinner speech. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2592 Relax. Just imagine they're in their underwear. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2593 Just picture them all without their fur 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2594 I'll be backstage if you need me. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2595 Don't worry. You'll have them eating the palm of your hand. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2596 But if we put you in the 'after lunch' spot, they'll be sleepy. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2597 It’s OK, they’ve all eaten well by now. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2598 Oh go on, you act like you're walking into a lions den. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2599 Go on….It’s important that they hear about the benefits of vegetarian diet. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2600 Are you nuts with this speech!? They eat me alive! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2601 Leave out the ending about "Let's continue this dialogue at dinner." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2602 Step one of becoming a vegetarian is… 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2603 Be careful, its a red meat crowd if I have ever seen one. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2604 Don't be nervous, they're vegetarian. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2605 Don't be nervous, it's the Lion Vegan Society. Or was it the Lying Vegan Society. Now I'm not sure. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2606 Break a leg, don’t break a leg - either way, the audience is going to eat you alive” 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2607 C’mon Mark you’ll be fine. Believe me - underneath those furry costumes they’re all regular, kinky guys just like us I promise 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2608 Relax, you are going to do great. Just remember to appear larger and back away slowly at the end. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2609 You got this. Just picture them all as vegan. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2610 I'm telling you, they are not going to believe vegan tastes like meat. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2611 Don't worry - they're too hungry to care. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2612 And yes, they will eat you up. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2613 Don't be nervous they love having you here 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2614 Just tell them you identify as a black bear. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2615 Skip the part about lunch being served after your talk. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2616 Well, ah, no....I think you are the captive audience. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2617 Go on...they're not going to eat you alive 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2618 You'll be fine - Just omit that last line where it says "Let us Pray" 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2619 No, no, remember that you missed a letter 2 years ago, so you have to do it over again. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2620 Just imagine them all as vegans. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2621 One final announcement: The banquet is served in the lobby, not here on the stage. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2622 I would avoid the word 'Pray'--it sends mixed messages to the audience. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2623 Just imagine them without their manes. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2624 I know what you’re all thinking. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2625 Start with a joke. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2626 They’d be lyin’. YOU are the g.o.a.t. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2627 You're not, by any chance, in heat are you? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2628 No worries, they checked their claws at the door. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2629 Be there! Will be wild! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2630 It's perfectly natural to feel nervous your first time on stage. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2631 Remember - ethos, pathos, logos, oh fuck no. I’m out, good luck and see you when I see you. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2632 Ditch the Circle of life speech and go with your Noah’s Ark poem. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2633 Don't worry. I'll be right behind you.... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2634 Keep your eyes off the guy in the second row. He's got headlights. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2635 Just say it’s a twenty-two way tie for first. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2636 Your speech is tasteful, so run with it. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2637 If you are nervous just imagine them all wearing clothes 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2638 They’re hungry for your…message. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2639 I’d prefer being thrown to the wolves. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2640 Just picture them in their underwear not tearing you to shreds. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2641 They look very interested in me. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2642 Just imagine they're vegetarians" 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2643 You'll be fine, they're ambush predators. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2644 You are prepared so go out there and slay them. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2645 And I’m sorry to say I tested positive for COVID a few minutes ago 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2646 They won't bite. They had free appetizers. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2647 If it doesn't go well, we'll toss them some squeaky toys." 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2648 Bad luck going before lunch. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2649 Step up, they've already had dinner! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2650 Don’t be nervous. Just pretend they’re all naked AND full. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2651 Go out there and slay 'em! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2652 Just be yourself! They’ll eat you up! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2653 Don't be nervous. It's just dinner theater. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2654 Don't be nervous. Just pretend the audience is naked. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2655 Don't be nervous. What are they gonna do, eat you? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2656 If we are too good they'll eat us. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2657 Honey, you can't hide your those lion eyes 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2658 Just imagine they’re all purring house cats. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2659 They look like a tough crowd but trust me they’re going to eat up your act. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2660 Excellent, you have their attention. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2661 Relax. They only kill during a live Q&A. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2662 We are Tonight's Dinner! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2663 I think they are going to eat my speech up! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2664 They all hunger for your, ehm... wisdom! Go ahead! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2665 What's it going to be? Fight or flight? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2666 You're doing great. Just keep thanking them for joining our 'Just Say No to Meat Eating' support group.' 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2667 They look as if they're ready to eat me alive. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2668 Open with a Simba joke. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2669 Don't worry they are going to love you 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2670 Once you start they'll be all over you. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2671 Gotta take my kid to the dentist. You'll be fine. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2672 Cat got your tongue? Your spleen? Your small intestines? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2673 Go ahead, make ‘em drool! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2674 Go ahead, they enjoy lamb laying with the lion jokes! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2675 « Don’t worry, we just made it as a protected species » 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2676 I highly doubt that you will persuade them to go vegetarian. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2677 Now, go out there and win their hearts as if your life depends on it! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2678 I forgot my speech, your FEEDback is to overwhelming 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2679 Don't dawdle. Just tell them the theater is on fire and then run like hell. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2680 Stop acting as if your life depended on this! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2681 I think you're trying to get rid of me 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2682 Remember, its supposed to be brutish and short. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2683 Ok, I'll be stage right, holding the door open, and the getaway car will be fully revved. Good luck 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2684 You might want to scratch out that, "survival of the fittest" suggestion. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2685 Now just remember -- fight,flight or freeze. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2686 They’re gonna eat you alive out there. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2687 That's way too much information. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2688 Go ahead, imagine they're all full. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2689 Relax! They're going to love you. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2690 Find one friendly face in the crowd and pretend you are only talking to him. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2691 Don't forget the part about a balanced diet. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2692 It’s ok, they’re all on Ozempic 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2693 It’ll be okay, Winston. Just imagine they’re all defanged and declawed. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2694 I guess the buck really does stop here! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2695 Presenters usually open with something like, 'Hi. I'm So-and-so. Welcome to my hunTED talk.' 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2696 Imagine they're all herbivores. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2697 Don't worry, they support the arts. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2698 I thought my parents were here when you said there was pride in the audience. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2699 THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HATES AMERICA 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2700 Cats. Just kitty cats. Excuse me, I left something in the car. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2701 Just remember, if you sing about them, they wont eat you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2702 You'll be fine. Just don't make any sudden movements. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2703 You'll be fine. They all just ate at the buffet. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2704 Don't worry, it's only a run-through. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2705 It's too late to learn your lines. I said you should learn your lions. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2706 I feel more captive than the audience 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2707 I’m not sure my talk in the benefits of a vegan diet will resonate with this audience 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2708 Break a leg; you’ll have the crowd roaring. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2709 THATS your big finish? Man this crowd is gonna eat you alive 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2710 Don't be nervous - you're gonna slay 'em! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2711 I thought we were speaking to our creditors, not our preditors. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2712 Whatever you do, don't appear too vulnerable. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2713 They may be physically intimidating, but remember that you're intellectually superior! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2714 I think you need to know where the emergency exits are more than they do. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2715 Picture them clothed. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2716 Something tells me you have more to worry about than just stage fright 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2717 This is where your rhetorical skills come into play. .." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2718 ‘Trust me they’re just as nervous as we are’ 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2719 I'd go heavy on the Peaceable Kingdom theme, or this crowd will eat you alive! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2720 Remember, as soon as you're done we leave the building. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2721 Just imagine you have no pants on 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2722 Imagine they’re just dandy lions. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2723 Break a leg! They're going to eat you up. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2724 I don't think 'Dinner's on the house' is quite the right announcement for us. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2725 Well try imagining them eating you in their underwear. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2726 Maintain eye contact. Your life depends on it.” 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2727 And the award for King of the Jungle goes to . . . 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2728 The cocaine will actually reduce their appetite, so, no worries. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2729 Look... don't worry the audience will love you! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2730 Just tell them the vegan lifestyle will make the planet safer for everyone. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2731 I thought you had to be vegan to get in here? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2732 Do you want to run the lions one more time? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2733 Daniel, don't think of it as a lions den: imagine they are all wearing just their undercoats. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2734 It’s ok in these circumstances to get stage flight 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
2735 And to finish up, lions should not be our enemy 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2736 Remember, you're the victim. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2737 Be confident or they’ll eat you alive. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2738 Just picture them in their underwear. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2739 Remember the safe word is doe. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2740 Do you feel safe? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2741 Relax, they’ll eat you up. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2742 Just imagine they are all domesticated. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2743 Wow, talk about a hostile audience. They're going to eat you alive. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2744 We're not going to sing "Home on the Range," are we? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2745 Go ahead it worked before, say "I've come before you today to report a particularly deadly virus being transmitted by gazelles at the Serengeti wet market." 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2746 Don't worry, you'll be fine. They can't eat you after all. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2747 Relax. They've been fed. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2748 Don't be nervous. It doesn't matter how prepared you are; they're still going to eat you alive. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2749 Your scholarship is impeccable. They’ll only rip you apart literally. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2750 Do this, and no more stage fright. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2751 Trust me. You can't miss with "Is everybody feline good tonight?" 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2752 Just don't bring up the recession. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2753 Don't worry! I was assured the audience are vegetarians... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2754 I need to go see a man about a horse. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2755 Don’t make your pitch too appetizing. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2756 You’ll be fine, just picture them all in their underfur. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2757 Just imagine them all peeing in the forest. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2758 Just make sure they get the message: We don’t taste good 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2759 You'll be all right, just make "Hello" and "Good-bye" as close together as possible. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2760 It's easy. Just picture them with clothes on. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2761 I'm sure they never read "The Lottery." 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2762 You'll have them eating your hoof, er, I mean, out of your hoof." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2763 A bit of humor works wonders with a hostile audience. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2764 Don't worry. I'll be somewhere behind you. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2765 Remember, dear, these are just stage lights, not headlights. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2766 Just stick to the script 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2767 Just imagine them without any fur on! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2768 Go get em, tiger 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2769 Just picture them all sitting out there with no teeth 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2770 Trust me - there are no headlights in the audience. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2771 They'll go wild for you! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2772 Look at that! They're drooling in anticipation of your speech. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2773 Go out there and knock them dead before they eat you alive. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2774 Now remember . Read very . . . very . . . slowly. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2775 It's okay. We served hors d'oeuvres in the lobby. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2776 Just give them what they want! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2777 You’ll be fine…just don’t break the 4th Wall. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2778 Are you sure you want to call this meeting to an end? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2779 Just explain how you had clearly received executive privilege. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2780 Now, when you say the word “thank….:”, run like hell! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2781 Eat What You Kill" might not be the best title for this audience 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2782 Show them that you can also roar at the start of movies! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2783 You’re fine! They’re all vegan! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2784 Don't worry, it is after lunch. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2785 Just pretend they're taxidermy. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2786 'From Podium to Plate,' tell me again that that's just somebody's idea of humor. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2787 Maybe cut the outrunning your competition joke 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2788 Just pretend they're elderly, toothless...and they just ate. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2789 Don't be shy, they've all been fed. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2790 Lucky your presentation is after lunch. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2791 Don’t worry, they’ll just eat you up. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2792 They don't laugh as much as the hyenas, but it's not you - it's their pride. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2793 You have nothing to fear but... Uh, never mind. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2794 Imagine them with clothes on. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2795 Don't Worry, the audience is totally into you 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2796 I suggest that you open with a "Wimoweh' sing-a-long. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2797 Well... we're already all naked. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2798 Don't break a leg--they'll eat you alive 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2799 Nonsense, Daniel! They'll eat it up! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2800 Be sure not to stray too far from the word. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2801 Are you sure this is the Lions International Club? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2802 Remember,no red meat 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2803 we wouldn’t be lion if we said each and every one of you are deer to us 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2804 'Just read 'Good morning my fellow vegans, welcome to today6 seminar on nutrition.' 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2805 Just remember to call them all winners. You know, like in elementary school competitions. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2806 prey they like your speech 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2807 predator to vegan convention circa 1936 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2808 Go give them a piece of your mind!" "Can I keep the other parts? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2809 Listen. They just loved that zebra. You'll go down even better. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2810 You’ve got this, but you might want to make sure you don’t spill over into their lunch break. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2811 It's a mutual cooperation agreement, but don't read the part in red. That's the conditions for termination if either party goes extinct. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2812 I wouldn’t be brief - you’re the only thing between them and the dinner. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2813 Break a leg. No, break all four. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2814 ...but my topic is veganism.. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2815 Try and imagine them with clothes on. It will make you less nervous. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2816 We CAN run faster than you! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2817 Don't worry, they are all chained to their seats. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2818 No .. I said captive not captured 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
2819 The nominees for best living star of a nature documentary are… Psst, let’s announce the winner from the wings and run! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2820 Desensitization therapy. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2821 You need to speak out. You can't run away from your fears forever. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2822 You better be good or this crowd will eat you alive. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2823 Yes, they will eat you alive. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2824 Do not be afraid! Explain the benefits of being a vegetarian! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2825 Open with "Being a carrier of Feline Immunodeficiency Virus saved my life". Close with "My talk separates you from dinner". 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2826 Be calm - they can smell fear. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2827 Don’t worry, everyone out there is on your side. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2828 Don’t be nervous. Just picture them wearing business suits. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2829 Just be honest, they can tell if you're lion 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2830 Try to imagine they’ve all been declawed. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2831 It’s a pretty solid PhD thesis, just be careful not to indicate any weakness to the English Department faculty.” 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2832 When you said speaking to a hostile audience I didn’t imagine this. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2833 Picture them as well fed and in their underwire. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2834 we come in peace 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2835 Just picture them all naked, after dinner. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2836 This’ll be a short speech and then I’ve gotta run! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2837 You might want to scratch the joke about the Cowardly Lion. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2838 Don't worry. We all have a little stage flight! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2839 Do NOT bring up diversity. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2840 Their performance was so good, the audience could eat them up! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2841 It'll be fine...just image them in their underwear. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2842 To be eaten or not to be eaten, that is the question. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2843 Don't forget to paws between sentences, I mean, pause, heh, you got this. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2844 Let me put it this way, you're Nancy Pelosi and they're MAGA. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2845 All vegans? Are you sure? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2846 Did you hear the question? Will you be running for another term? Okay, y'all, we're gonna need a minute. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2847 Go on, you're the GOAT. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2848 All you need to do is outrun me. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2849 Just pretend they're not wearing any claws. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2850 …and when the headlights are on you, that’s your cue. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2851 They're already 'naked.' Think of another tactic to quell your nerves. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2852 Ask if they want an appetizer first! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2853 Stan I can’t go out there - this crown will eat me alive! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2854 red meat - heart disease, stroke, and diabetes... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2855 No worries. They all signed a waiver of lionability. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2856 Just act confident or they’ll eat you alive. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2857 Not a dinner theater event, right? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2858 No need to be nervous - just pretend they are all naked. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2859 It says we're doing a 'meet and greet' out back afterward...you sure this is right? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2860 Don't be afraid to run with it. Afterwards, they'll have you over for dinner anyway. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2861 We are here today to debate the lions' share. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2862 Keep it short, we gotta run. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2863 And the next group of possible jurors for one of the multiple Trump trails will be … 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2864 ...and have been greeted with a ravenous applause! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2865 I suggest read the room and adjust your speech accordingly. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2866 You got five minutes. After that, leap and bound as fast as you can. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2867 But you have the microphone. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2868 Don’t worry, they said they were vegetarian 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2869 'Just leave out the part about inviting them backstage for pictures and autographs after the reading.' 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2870 Remember, dear, you've got your pride, too. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2871 Try picturing them as herbivores. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2872 Careful,you’ve got a capture audience. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2873 Don't worry, this crowd is going to eat you up! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2874 Relax, they ate the last five presenters. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2875 Don't get caught in the overwhelm 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2876 Whatever you do, don't stare directly into the spotlights. You'll freeze up like a deer in... well, you know. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2877 We should get out of here. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2878 Remember, always open with a joke! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2879 Do you really think you should use that joke about two lions entering a bar? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2880 Don’t freeze…it’s lions, not headlights. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2881 Just imagine all of them wearing underwear and you’ll shake off your fears. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2882 But they aren’t wearing any underwear. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2883 After this, we'll break for lunch. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2884 Don’t worry son, the crowd ‘ll just eat you up! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2885 Lead with humorous anecdote and you'll be fine. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2886 Just imagine they’re all in their underwear… and declawed. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2887 Just picture them without their fur... and their claws... and their fangs. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2888 It's ok,just tell them you identify as a lion or tiger and hope they don't storm the stage. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2889 Relax! Your opening joke will KILL 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2890 Hakuna Matata my ass. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2891 Just relax… those jokes are killers. You’ll have them roaring in the aisles. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2892 Just picture them with no claws on. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2893 Just imagine they’re all sitting there in their underwear. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2894 Noah said you have to have a current passport. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2895 Relax. It's not like they'll eat you. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2896 At these poetry slams, they love fresh meat. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2897 Remember, I've got your back. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2898 Don’t worry. You’re in their hands! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2899 Just imagine them all wearing underwear! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2900 Don' be afraid - look they too have no clothes on. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2901 Don't be shy. I think they like you, they're gonna eat you up! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2902 Pretend they're all in their underwear. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2903 I'm experiencing déjà vu, as if I've been herbivore. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2904 They're all naked. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2905 Look at those hungry eyes. Flub that line and we're dinner. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2906 Go on, you're going to knock 'em dead. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2907 Imagine them naked, but also without any claws or teeth. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2908 Don't worry. They said the house is full. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2909 ...and the winning cat is" blah blah blah" and we are running off this stage before it all sinks in! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2910 It's OK, they're only window shopping tonite. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2911 Those aren’t hungry eyes, are they? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2912 If you're nervous just do what I do - picture them without fur. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2913 Go on, they invited you! They're gonna eat this up! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2914 Now do a flip off stage 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2915 Tough crowd…don’t screw up. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2916 Just remember, this isn't a captive audience. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2917 Remember to close with: So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2918 I know I'm the only thing standing between you and lunch. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2919 At least it is not an academic symposium. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2920 I would feel better if I didn't see the menu before. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2921 It’s not like they’re going to throw you to the wolves 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2922 No, this is the Fan Duel odds, I'd like to see what Draft Kings has. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2923 I'm sure they'll love your report on Vegetarianism. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2924 We are not deer, and we are not in headlights 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2925 I would just keep mentioning the cafeteria as often as possible. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2926 It’s the upper west Serengeti…they’re gonna eat us alive. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2927 Just stick to politics … they’ll lose their appetite.” - Anahid Modre 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2928 Please join me in welcoming , this months winner and newest entrant to the upcoming Hunger Games, Madam du Venison 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2929 Just don't be mealy-mouthed. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2930 Remember, they're not here to eat you. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2931 Don’t use that joke or they’ll eat you alive. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2932 Are you sure our schedule was dinner to be followed by my lecture and not the other way around? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2933 Remember, they're interested in what you have to say, not in how you taste grilled with sweet savana grass and a good Cabernet. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2934 No matter what happens, don't break a leg. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2935 Just pretend they aren’t wearing any clothes. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2936 This year's Simba Sportsmanship Award goes to... 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2937 Be careful when going over what's on the diner menu. We don't want any misunderstandings. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2938 I don’t recommend fight-and whatever you do, don’t freeze. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2939 No, you're not being thrown to the . . . never mind, just follow the script. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2940 Keynote speaker at A Vegan Convention 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2941 The audience looks hungry 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2942 [To the public speaking coach] "This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to face my fears" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2943 I was just joking when I said they were going to eat you alive. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2944 Don't tell me it's the "I Have A Dream" speach. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2945 If I were to tell you I’m not scared, I’d be lion! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2946 No worries. None of them are wearing pants either!” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2947 I’ll prey for you 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2948 You weren’t lyin’ when you said it was a tough crowd. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2949 Hey you've already got their attention. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2950 I thought we were walking into a hornets nest. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2951 Don’t be nervous, you’re the mane event 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2952 Who did you say invited us to speak at this function? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2953 Go out there and visualize they're all vegans. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2954 So, what are you hungry for? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2955 It’s called stage fright. There’s no real reason to be afraid. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2956 Go on Dear, tell them who won the King and Queen of the jungle 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2957 After you push veggie burgers, let's go get a real one. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2958 After this’ presentation you will understand why a vegan diet is healthier for you and for us. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2959 This may not be the time or place for your vegan speech. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2960 Imagine them without teeth 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2961 Stay on topic they ate the last presenter alive 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2962 Wow, you got such a great turn out for it being 6:00pm. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2963 Talk about a hostile audience! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2964 Just pretend that they are all toothless. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2965 Y ou really think this is the right crowd for "The Vegan Monologues?" 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2966 Elias was afraid to tell them the truth—that Simba was nothing but a con-lion and the Lion King was a giant hoax. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2967 Would you prefer a room full of hyenas? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2968 Tough crowd I know but I hear you are pretty fast on your feet. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2969 You said, "Entree", his name is André 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2970 ... and most importantly avoid saying the "meat" of the issue. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2971 So many lion eyes 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2972 You may want to make a few logical leaps. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2973 Remember - even if they eat you alive, there's no such thing as bad publicity. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2974 Tell 'em a few cat jokes . . . I'll go start the car. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2975 Don't worry! They won't eat you. Yet. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2976 I know they’re drooling, just explain that we are endangered! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2977 Break a…I mean, good luck. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2978 Consider it an opportunity for personal growth even if you get eaten alive 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2979 It’s just a little blurb, like an appetizer. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2980 I’d say just pretend they’re all naked, but they are. And they still want to eat you. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2981 It's marvelous. They'll eat it up! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2982 They're just middle schoolers, Principal Jenkins. You go this! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2983 Remember,they're zoo-raised. Just don't give them any wild ideas. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2984 Don’t worry. You’ll have them eating out of your hands. And possibly your spleen… 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2985 Don’t worry about it. They’re all doing paleo but their eating window doesn’t open for another 4 hours yet. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2986 Don't worry, I'm sure your treatise on vegetarianism will go over big! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2987 Just be yourself. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2988 Imagine them naked. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2989 Don't be nervous. They are all eager to see you. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2990 ¨Itś a tough audience, but go ahead with your vegetarian lecture¨ 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2991 And the Award for fastest Gazelle goes to! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2992 Let’s just run on three. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2993 Take a deep paws... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2994 Relax, it's only a before dinner speech. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2995 Don't be anxious. Just imagine all of them in cages. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2996 Remember, if M.L.King could do it, so can you! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2997 I thought they promised a chicken-wire protective screen? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2998 Keep it short... or they may be hungry for more. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2999 Don't worry, they already had their fill of the keynote speaker 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3000 Why do I feel that they are undressing us? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3001 I wouldn't lead with the joke about furballs. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3002 It's a MAGA crowd. They're here for the "red meat". Give them that and they'll be happy. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3003 Whatever you do, don’t let them see your limp. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3004 We’ve got the spotlight and a platform, but it feels more like a target and dinner plate. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3005 Ugh they're gonna eat me alive 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3006 Go ahead, praise your competitors. In fact, give them the damn Oscar and make a run for it! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3007 And that is why you can't eat us after this presentation 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3008 Picture them in clothes. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3009 Don’t take questions at the end. Run like hell. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3010 Keep the speech short, tell a joke, then run. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3011 Trust me. The stage is better than their den. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3012 Always leave them hungry for more. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3013 Just imagine they're all wearing pants. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3014 You’re on your own. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3015 Just calm down! Remember this is the after lunch slot. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3016 I'd put some red meat in that speech..... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3017 Now, now. Comedy rarely morphs into tragedy. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3018 I'll give you a glowing introduction, then get the hell out. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3019 Don’t worry, we can always pull the fire alarm. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3020 You’re allowed to lie…. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3021 Someone took a dump on the green room floor 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3022 They're waiting to eat I mean greet you 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3023 You'll be fine. Just picture your audience completely bear. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3024 OK, Scheherazade, you’re on. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3025 Kill 'em! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3026 Get your game face on. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3027 They are drooling over us. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3028 You're the roaster, tonight! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3029 Tell them we're smelling smoke in the lobby 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3030 The main thing to remember is don't let your antlers quiver! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3031 Go ahead and tell them the benefits of a plant based diet. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3032 Don't show any weakness. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3033 Eat more chicken:-/ 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3034 Relax, Hank, you'll be fine...after all, what's the worst that can happen? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3035 Let’s skip the cat food joke. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3036 You in big trouble, Bubba. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3037 Don’t worry, they already had lunch. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3038 Any vegetarians out there? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3039 Isn’t it silly that most fear public speaking over death. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3040 Just remember, they want to hear every word you have to say - just before they tear your larnyx out. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3041 Just picture them all wearing dentures. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3042 No need to be nervous! Look out there - they're like, eating out of the palm of your hand! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3043 No need to be nervous! Just picture everybody with no teeth. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3044 Just keep emphasizing the overwhelming scientific evidence of the benefits of a vegetarian diet for health and long life. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3045 « Just imagine they’re all buck naked. » 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3046 Well, break a hoof. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3047 We brought a catnip, no need to break a leg. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3048 At least there are no headlights 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3049 Watch out there’s some drool on the stage 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3050 Sorry, the elephant already has the slot after lunch. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3051 Just don’t look any of em in the eye 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3052 Let's be clear, lions don't lose sleep over the opinions of gazelles--what we have here is a captive audience of lions, so go for it, Kid! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3053 They’re just devouring you! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3054 Everyone is afraid of public speaking. It's not like they're going to eat you alive. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3055 Please don't lead with that song from Cats. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3056 Remind them that you're just the warm-up act for the human. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3057 It's okay, their opinion of you won't change. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3058 Break a...nevermind. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3059 You fillibuster and I'll start the car 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3060 What we’d said, actually, was that we wouldn’t feed you to the wolves. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3061 And, for Pete’s sake, don’t look appetizing! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3062 Didn’t your agent tell you that this audience would eat you up? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3063 Relax! There's not one bared tooth out there. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3064 Just think of them as "pussy cats"! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3065 Chin up,we are the main course. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3066 You can expect this audience to give you a "wild" reception! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3067 Never let them smell your sweat. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3068 Being the pre-dinner speaker is a once in a lifetime opportunity. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3069 Forget all you know about eye contact.” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3070 I usually say 'Break a leg', but you're about to need yours. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3071 Go on — you'll be fine. It's not like they're going to eat you.... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3072 If you will please excuse me for a moment. . . 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3073 Look, I know you're nervous. But I think, for both our sakes, you have to address the elephant in the room. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3074 Thank you for coming to Addax Anonymous. We’ll now hear a survivor’s story. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3075 To relax, just picture them not wanting to eat you. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3076 What do you mean what do I mean when I say our last presenter is unavailable? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3077 Until I did it myself, I couldn't believe, either, that I'd fear it more than them. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3078 Don't be afraid. You can always start stotting. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3079 Relax, relax. They know you've outpaced all the other candidates. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3080 And the winner of this year's Gazelle Gazette Winner Eats all Raffle is... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3081 Go ahead, sweetie. They won’t bite. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3082 There’s a meat and greet after. So break a leg out there! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3083 I have no doubt you’ll get their undivided attention 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3084 Don't worry. This is the after-dinner slot. Just don't take too long. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3085 They’re going to eat it up. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
3086 Keep it brief. Remember, you're just the appetizer. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3087 Lose a leg. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3088 You'll be fine; just picture them all wearing underwear." 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3089 Imagine that they're all wearing funny underwear. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3090 'I'd keep it short, their mind's already on lunch.' 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3091 I don't think you should end with "Let us prey" 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3092 No worries. You'll have them eating out of your hand. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3093 Hey, don't worry about being nervous. We have yet to have any sort of confrontation from the audience while telling them they're complete idiots for voting "woke". 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3094 Remember, know your audience! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3095 Just start by saying reasons you should go vegan 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3096 They are definitely not undressing you with their eyes. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3097 Victim Impact Statement 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3098 I’ve heard of a captive audience before, but this is ridiculous... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3099 Blue State: Relax, they look open minded. Red State: Relax, we're both carrying. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3100 They are just looking for a fresh face. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3101 Just imagine them toothless. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3102 Just picture them all without thier teeth." 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3103 You stall 'em while I pull the car around. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3104 Go ahead, the audience is going to eat it up. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3105 Jesus, Barry, why are you naked? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3106 Imagine them wearing clothes 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3107 You will become one with your audience. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3108 Start by asking them to turn the lights onto the audience 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3109 Tell them the one about whether you are born to be a gazelle or a lion is of no consequence -with the rising of the sun, we must run -we must run faster than we did yesterday or we will die either of hunger as thier dinner or they of hunger. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3110 'I'd skip that bit about dietary advice' 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3111 Don't mention anything that's red meat for the base. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3112 You've got this...they're more afraid of you than you are of them! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3113 Welcome to Cat Talks--similar to Ted Talks, but where everyone in the audience is a...well...big cat, and the speaker is...well...prey of some sort. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3114 Don't be nervous. Just picture all of them as herbivores. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3115 Just remember – you’re more scared of them than they are of you. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3116 It's a good speech..you'll have them eating out of your hand! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3117 If you're nervous, try imagining them without teeth." 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3118 This is an audience hungry for substance. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3119 It worked for the cows with their "Eat Mor Chikin" Chick-fil-A slogan. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3120 Of course they’re interested in what you have to say. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3121 So just explain - very slowly - that the rest of the cast has COVID. Then ... give 'em that standup routine you've wanted to try. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3122 Welcome to day one of our Diversity Institute. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3123 Just make sure you show them a roaring good time. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3124 Try picturing them naked. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3125 Oh, dear! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3126 That is why we scheduled YOU after the lunch break. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3127 Be careful. This audience may not be as enlightened as you think. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3128 Go ahead,just like we practised,breath,and think of your audience wearing human clothing. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3129 Just visualize them with dentures 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3130 When in doubt keep talking! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3131 Relax. Once you get going,they'll just eat you up! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3132 Imagine the audience wearing clothes 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3133 I think you’ll be okay. They all have that deer-in-the-headlights look. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3134 Where is Will Smith when you need him? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3135 ªGo on, imagine that they are nakedª 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3136 Just imagine they all have no claws on them. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3137 Don't worry. This is the after dinner show. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3138 Chill buddy. Amor fati . 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3139 You'll be fine until question time. Then run for it. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3140 Relax! Just picture your audience in their underwear. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3141 Is this what the director meant when he said I would be on the mane stage 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3142 We’re invited to the after-show buffet. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3143 Try not to agitate them, the last speaker left a bad taste in their mouths. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3144 Just keep in mind what the song says. . ."never is heard a discouraging word." 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3145 Think fast or we become fast food. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3146 Next on the agenda we will discuss deer speed limit proposal. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3147 Just a simple announcement letting them know that the caterer's been unavoidably delayed. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
3148 Your podium is the only thing between them and lunch. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3149 At the annual “friend not food” conference, Deirdre prepared to share her lived experience with the crowd. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3150 Oh deer, I'm quite nervous 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3151 Go on, they'll swallow everything you say. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3152 Think of them as big kitten... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3153 And the winner of the Courage in Film Award goes to... 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3154 Go ahead. They won't bite. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3155 Just pretend they’re all wearing clothes. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3156 Just picture them all in litter boxes. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3157 Make this short,Paula! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3158 Just picture them eating each other 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3159 Remember. they're all for you. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3160 Just read the line..and the winner in the category for best animal in a film goes to. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3161 Just read them a couple of more funny stories, and they'll forget all about wanting to eat you." 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3162 Don't worry, they're LINOs. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3163 If you lose your train of thought, just make a run for it. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3164 Just picture them all wearing underpants. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3165 It's OK. They won't bite. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3166 Just read that and you'll have them eating out of your hand 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3167 You are so well prepared, just relax and take pride! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3168 Speak as if they are all naked. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3169 I’d agree that it’s a tough audience 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3170 Be quick, they look hungry. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3171 Tell them--Hunting is a shabby postponement of growing up. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3172 You have nothing to worry about.. They are going to eat you up! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3173 Whatever you do, don't run off the stage when your finished. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3174 It’s fine. We’ve announced the lunch break will be AFTER your presentation. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3175 All you need to do is imagine them without their clothes on. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3176 Removing Bambi from our school bookshelves cannot rewrite history! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3177 Relax, as soon as we hear the roar of the crowd, we'll hightail it out of here!" Jan Michael Ostrowski, New York, N 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3178 Just imagine them as Lion King extras - without their pants on. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3179 Don’t worry, they’re vegan. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3180 Imagine them as neutered and declawed. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3181 Don't worry. I talked to the boss. They're very excited to hear about the new menu items. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3182 You’ve got this. Just look out at the audience and imagine they’re fully clothed. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3183 Don't worry. These are MAGA cats. They'll believe anything. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3184 Your brand is solid-everyone here knows they can't eat you. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3185 Run through it just like you did backstage, but don't jump when you get to our new conclusion. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3186 Well, at least it's not empty. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3187 Oh, deer. I can't bear this. I ain't lion. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3188 You can either convince the audience to go vegan or die trying. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3189 Remember to thank our sponsors for this unique opportunity, MGM, Kelloggs and Tiger balm 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3190 Remember, try not to sound *too* delicious. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3191 'Reginald, it isn't MY lines I'm worried about..' 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3192 They've already eaten all of the prior speakers, so you should be good to go. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3193 You'll be fine. Just pretend like they're naked and not hungry. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3194 I’d say ‘break a leg’ but it will probably work out anyway. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3195 Don't be nervous and you don't need this. You know all of their names, you memorized your lions. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3196 You'll be fine. Imagine them all as naked. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3197 It's ok. They're still digesting the last speaker. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3198 It'll be fine! Just leave them wanting more. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3199 “If you get nervous, just pretend that everyone in the audience wants to eat you.” 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3200 And this year’s Savannah Animal of the Year goes to… 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3201 Don't worry, we can run faster than them 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3202 Don’t be nervous, just picture them with antlers. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3203 Break a leg! So I can get away... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3204 Just imagine them in cages at a zoo. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3205 Talk about your family, they'll eat it up. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3206 This is why I booked you as the after-dinner speaker. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3207 Nothing to be nervous about. You're the first speaker since everyone came back from lunch. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3208 Deer in the mag lights. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3209 Don't worry. They've all just had a snack. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3210 No no no -- tasteless is good! You're less likely to be eaten. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3211 Just Prey 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3212 Don't worry! There's a laser dot darting around on the screen behind you but be sure to back slowly off stage when you're finished speaking. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3213 Sorry. When I told you the audience was going to eat it up, I should have been more specific. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3214 It’s not time for stage fright 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3215 Open with that Mufasa joke. It kills every time! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3216 Try to imagine the audience as being naked. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3217 MeatEaters Anonymous meeting is being tempted by tonight’s guest speakers. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3218 We will skip all information pertaining to the food chain for this series, Leo! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3219 Just pretend none of them are wearing their teeth. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3220 You've already done it a gazelleian times! And look: the crowd is roaring for you!" 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3221 Don’t be nervous, it’s just a roaring applause. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3222 Don't worry, you're the first speaker after lunch. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3223 Read the mood of the audience and then read your lines. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3224 Give 'em that Peaceful Kingdom stuff and keep it real. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3225 I think you are about to complete your bucket list! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3226 And the winner for the best wild animal is … oh my! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3227 Just pretend your audience is vegan. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3228 You’ll be fine. I’ll be backstage. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3229 You’ll be fine. You’re just the messenger. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3230 I gotta run, and I suggest you do the same when you’re done. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3231 Now, don't bite my head off for this joke. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3232 It’s not a snake, it’s just a microphone. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3233 Don't be nervous. Pretend they're wearing clothes! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3234 When you are done, walk, don't run off. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3235 Tell them the one about the two vegans. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3236 It's okay. They all said they're undecided. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3237 Make it quick, otherwise we're on the menu. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3238 Oh, it's just a typo. It's welcome to the lions' fair not the lions' share. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3239 If anyone, a Capricorn can tell them Leo season is officially over. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3240 Okay Fred, get your carcass out there! You’re going to slay this. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3241 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3242 « Just keep his wife’s name out of your mouth » 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3243 Don’t worry. You’ve got a killer speech. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3244 Uh yes I do think an antelope can be the nominee of the “Eat the Antelopes” party. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3245 Tell them that I'm faster than you 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3246 Tell them the Truth about Trump! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3247 I really have to use the restroom right now 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3248 Before we break for lunch, I just want to thank the organizers for inviting us. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3249 Don't be nervous, kid -- they're gonna love you! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3250 No worries. They're hungry for this. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3251 This is a rough crowd. They'll eat you up! 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3252 Don’t be shy, they’re not gonna bite. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3253 Go on silly, they won't bite you. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3254 You tell them the water buffalo buffet is canceled. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3255 Careful what you say. One wrong word and they’ll eat you alive. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3256 Esteemed apex predators... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3257 They’re only lions not wolves, you’ll be fine. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3258 Be brave. They might not pounce 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3259 It’s ok, just imagine them naked.” 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3260 Don’t worry, they’re registered vegans. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3261 Like it says - “newly-committed vegans seeking lifestyle advice” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3262 I hate to be the bearer of bad news. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3263 Just roar, they'll let you live. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3264 And remember, after the presentation there's a dinner. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3265 They look hyper-partisan, so just give them red meat. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3266 Stop! What you're reading is a menu! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3267 Stay upwind and pretend they're all males. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3268 Just imagine they’re all fully dressed. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3269 Speak with confidence. Try to forget that they want to eat you. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3270 Everyone is interested to hear your “Lion King” review. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3271 Just think of them with clothes on, and you'll do fine. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3272 You can do it! Show them there is more to you than just food! 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3273 Now the signage “One Night Only “ makes sense. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
3274 If I told you you're going to make it off this stage in one piece, well, I'd just be lyin'. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3275 They'll love you. You're just what they ordered. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3276 Listen Michael,if one of these lions starts heckling you,you can't start hurling slurs. Okay? I'm sure this will be a great,slur-free,performance here on November 26th 2006,here at the animal laugh factory. 1.1781 0.06273 73 65 3 5
3277 After you give the invocation......run like hell! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3278 Don’t be nervous! No one is wearing underwear. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3279 just picture them all naked and you will be just fine 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3280 don't break a leg, kid. they'll eat you alive. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3281 Just picture them in sheep’s clothing 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3282 They're a bloodthirsty audience. Don't finish your tale and we'll see if we can keep this going for, say, another thousand nights. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3283 Take heart! Be the coeur de lion of their dreams. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3284 Don't sweat it, nobody listens to the last talk before lunch 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3285 Don't be nervous. Just picture them all in their underwear. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3286 Don't forget to mention that lunch is vegan. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3287 Paradoxical Intention Goes All Wrong 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3288 My brother wants me to remind you how incredibly fucking fast we are. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3289 As long as you're funny they'll let you live for another performance. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3290 I’d appreciate a two minute warning before you finish. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3291 It's just a little stage fright. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3292 Not to worry. They're just going to eat you up. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3293 I'd say "break a leg," but maybe not under these circumstances. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3294 Their hunger for meat is second to their thirst for knowledge. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3295 Carnivore?Carnivore! I thought you said carnival. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3296 You've got this! Everybody is hanging from your limbs. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3297 It's not right that we have to sing for THEIR supper. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3298 Before beginning his opening joke, Larry made a mental note to fire his publicist after this was over. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3299 Start with the joke, 'Kale is a four letter word, but . . . '. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3300 It's your job to tell them the rabbit auction got canceled. Reena Patel, Maryland 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3301 You could have had a V8. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3302 No headlights out there, so don't be nervous. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3303 play down the ecosystem integrity aspects 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3304 They can smell fear... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3305 Your character's motivation? You do know this ends badly for us!? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3306 They’ll know if you’re lion. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3307 I'll have what she's having 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3308 Well you said you wanted a high stakes practice run. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3309 OK, all you cats...We're no longer on your menu!!! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3310 This wasn't what I had in mind when I agreed to let you roast me. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3311 I will be talking about the joys of fruits and vegetables - and Bambi will be speaking on behalf of "gun control. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3312 Relax Pretend they're without teeth and claws. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3313 No, Dorothy, we're not in Kansas anymore. Here are the lions, next performance is tigers and then the bears. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3314 Remember we’re the new apex predators. Donnie said we have the charisma to sell it. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3315 Keep them engaged while I make my escape 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3316 Think of them fully clothed. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3317 Don't be shy. They promised to restrained themselves until you read the whole petition. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3318 Just imagine them without teeth. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3319 Lunch is scheduled just after you speak 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3320 If you're nervous, just pretend everyone in the audience is wearing clothes. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3321 You better deliver or they’ll eat you alive 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3322 Go on now! Lion tigers and bears, on my! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3323 Just don’t make it sound too appetizing “ 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3324 I just have to read faster than you 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3325 Does that say gazelle under objectives? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3326 They're a hungry crowd so keep them roaring! And, oh, by the way, break a leg. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3327 Go ahead, you got this. That audience is going to eat you up. Ah . . . you'll do fine. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3328 We will now sing " Sweet Red Meat" 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3329 We have a captive audience. Just tell them there are humans in the lobby. They can't run as fast. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3330 Remember, don't look tasty. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3331 Throw them the raw meat. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3332 Remember to tell them how you become vegan and how it makes you feel 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3333 Throw them some red meat. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3334 emphasize the part about being an endangered species 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3335 I hear you, but all the electorate wants these days is red meat 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3336 Go ahead, speak your truth. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3337 They may be a pride, but I'm proud of you, son. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3338 « great audience, they look hungry to learn » 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3339 That's why you've learned to speak" "That's why you've learned to speak 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3340 Don't worry, in a few minutes they'll be eating out of your hand. ...Just don't let them start on your leg. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3341 Go ahead, they love you! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3342 Now you're going to feel like fleeing... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3343 Break the ice first with a little humor, like 'How do you like my gazelle costume?' 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3344 Open up with a joke to show your approachable,vulnerable side. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3345 This is not a democracy! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3346 Just imaging them in their underwear and not, you know, eviscerating you. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3347 Don't worry ... They love gazelles! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3348 Don't be nervous, you'll do great. See, you already captivated the audience and you haven't even said anything yet! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3349 Keep it short. They eat prey, love. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3350 Go ahead, they can't hurt you. Just imagine them skinned. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3351 Break four legs 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3352 Deer, when you said the place was packed you weren’t lion.” -Libby Scheidele 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3353 It's just a figure of speech. It just means that they'll like you. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3354 Go ahead, dear, tell them you appreciate the offer, but you've been too busy running to learn how to govern. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3355 You’ll be fine! The audience is hungry for this! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3356 Be sure not to mention barbecue sauce. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3357 It will be fine. Just start with something tasteful. Like tell them you also are vegan. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3358 Don’t worry, they’re all allies! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3359 Just stick to the talking points, don’t give them a reason to pounce. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3360 Don’t sweat it; just picture them all furless. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3361 Look at the contract again. It doesn’t say you’re the toastmaster. It says you’re toast. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3362 Just tell them tonight’s performance of the Lion King has been cancelled and then run like hell. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3363 I swear. Just avoid political jokes and you'll be fine. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3364 Don't worry, they're gonna luv ya.... They won't be able to stay in their seats !! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3365 Don’t be nervous, they’re already naked.” 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3366 Just visualize them all as rugs. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3367 Remember the work from the office policy is good for them. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3368 What's for dinner tonite? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3369 Don't ask what's for lunch? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3370 Just tell them you identify as a lion. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3371 Take heart, my dear, and don't mention little Albert's mishap on the savanna. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3372 Relax! Will Smith couldn't make it. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3373 You do the lecture. I've got to bolt. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3374 Just pretend their grasses. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3375 I heard this crowd will eat you up and spit you right out 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3376 'When they said this was a tough gig, they weren't lion...' 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3377 You'll be fine, it's a killer speech 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3378 Let’s appeal to their higher conscience 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3379 While you’re giving the farewell speech, the rest of will slip out the back door. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3380 it's good stuff. They'll eat it up. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3381 They look at everyone like their prey. Your ideas are what they really want to chew on. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3382 Just don't talk about food. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3383 I wouldn't start with the line, "who's hungry?" 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3384 "Okay, Larry, here's the plan: you start with a joke, they laugh, and suddenly they're too busy chuckling to remember they're carnivores. Brilliant, right?" 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3385 I hope you’re a Leo! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3386 What do you mean you feel like you are being thrown to the lions 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3387 Dont' worry, they're only man-eating lions. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3388 Go ahead... don't worry, give your pitch. They all have eaten their dinner. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3389 Well,heck,Marvin. You said we were performing for the Elks Club. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3390 Please, no safari jokes. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3391 And the winner is: "The Lyon King!" 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3392 This is Zootopia all over again. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3393 Once you finish, your heart will burst from the pride. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3394 just imagine them in underpants 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3395 Don't bring up lunch. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3396 Don't be nervous. It's not like they are going to eat you alive. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3397 Don’t worry. They’ve had lunch. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3398 Just don’t tell the story about how one of them ate your mother. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3399 Eat, Pray, Eat 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3400 Just imagine they're all wearing cocktail dresses and heels. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
3401 I know you’re nervous, just pretend they’re all naked. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3402 Having to deliver a speech should be the least of your worries. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3403 Don't be nervous: just imagine them all fully clothed. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3404 Go ahead, tell them about your plan. I’m sure they’ll love going vegan. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3405 Don't worry, they promised they wouldn't attack you as long as you don't stutter 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3406 They can smell fear, good luck! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3407 Just show them you're not scared. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3408 Is the audience captive or are we? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3409 Look - they're hungry for more. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3410 Don’t be nervous. They’re pussycats! Besides, they just came from the conference luncheon... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3411 Dear predators, .... 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3412 You'll be fine. Just tell them lunch has been cancelled... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3413 Remember to keep Simba’s wife’s name out of your mouth 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3414 Just try to imagine everyone with clothes on. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3415 Good luck dear--it looks like a difficult audience.. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3416 Go ahead! You have a very persuasive argument for vegetarianism 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3417 It could be worse, I could be throwing you to the wolves... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3418 Just don’t be the worst speaker in the herd. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3419 Actually, my name is Giselle, not Gazelle. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3420 Imagine them in tuxedos. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3421 Look at the bright side. We're on after lunch. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3422 You’ll do fine - Just don’t tell them where we’ll be a staying tonight ! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3423 Just imagine they have clothes on. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3424 They're gonna just love you to bits and pieces. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3425 Just don’t open with “Home on the Range” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3426 Go on, get out there, they'll eat up anything you offer. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3427 Leave out comparing yourself to a sacrificial lamb. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3428 they’re not like the others, you’ll see 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3429 Don’t worry, they served a heavy lunch. I think they did, at least. Anyway, knock ‘em dead, I’m heading out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3430 why’d you talk me into being a Pride speaker?!! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3431 The first rule of the hunger game is that stage hosts are off the chase menu. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3432 It's a tough audience, but don't worry, they will love you! And if you freeze, that's ok, they won't see you. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3433 Cheer up! If you can face this audience, you can face any audience. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3434 Don't worry, they won't bite, figuratively. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3435 Don't run. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3436 If you get nervous, just imagine how they would look completely clothed 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3437 And the winner of the free dinner for two is... Hey, wait a minute. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3438 Don't be nervous--I assure you that they are all vegans. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3439 Just imagine they are all naked, declawed and toothless and you'll be fine. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3440 Just pretend that they're are all in their underwear. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3441 They seem friendly but I got to run 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3442 We have learned, you can run but you can't hide. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3443 You go first, I'll hold the back door open. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3444 You'll be okay...just imagine them in their underpants. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3445 Remember, just picture them all in their underwear. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3446 If you're nervous, imagine the audience naked. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3447 You really think that imagining them in underweear will help? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3448 They look like they are ready to eat up your words." 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3449 It’s fine they won’t bite. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3450 Maybe you shouldn't tell the joke about pride... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3451 Dude- go for the jugular or go home. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3452 Relax, they are just picturing you in your underwear. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3453 Remember - if you get a roar of applause, don't bolt. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3454 There is nothing to worry about; this is a vegan convention! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3455 I hope we will have a lot of new vegan members 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3456 You’ll do fine. Just don’t look at the headlights. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3457 They're salivating with anticipation. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3458 You better scratch that part the lion lying down with the lamb since I think they all had lamb for dinner. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3459 There's nothing to worry about. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3460 Don’t be so nervous. It’s not like they are going to eat you alive! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3461 Show them who's the lyin king. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3462 I told you,just imagine everyone is a tiger. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3463 Don't be nervous about your speech. I can tell this audience is ready to eat it up. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3464 THE LIONS CLUB ANNUAL STAG NIGHT 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3465 Yes, Lions and then Tigers and then Bears. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3466 Either read your caption, Zelda, or run away at 60 miles per hour. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3467 Now you know what they mean when they say, 'Public speaking is worse than dying.' 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3468 Just imagine they’re in their underwear 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3469 Don't worry, dear, I have your back. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3470 Try not to stimulate their appetite. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3471 Ignore your stage-fright, they’re hungry for you! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3472 Hurry up before they get hungry! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3473 Yes, yes; I understand. But just don't piss anyone off. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3474 Go ahead, read it….. They won’t get mad….. Lions have no clue/ They only know how to chew/ and growl and scowl/ They can’t even boo/ BOO-HOO-HOO! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3475 Remind them to silence their cell phones, and when they start fiddling in their pockets — RUN ! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3476 Don’t forget to tell them- no eating in the lecture hall. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3477 And that concludes our tofu promotion! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3478 It's really great to see so many happy faces at our inaugural "carnivore-to-vegetarian" conversion therapy seminar. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3479 I didn't mean it literally - I just meant they'll enjoy your performance 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3480 No worries. The winner always shares the award. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3481 Don't be so nervous, they will prey for you. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3482 Go on--they can't take their eyes off you. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3483 Sorry to disappoint, but Autumn series is only loosely based on Hamlet. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3484 It's not like they're going to eat you for dinner. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3485 Don't stress, they want you to succeed...that said, it's important to stay ahead of them. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3486 Look, you wanted a hostile audience before your Senate hearing! 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3487 Oh come on, they seem harmless enough! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3488 Just be yourself. They're gonna eat it up! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3489 After tonight's speech there will no time for a question and answer period. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3490 Sal, you just gotta keep in mind: At heart, they're all just a bunch of big pussy cats. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3491 Above all else, no litter box jokes. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3492 Don't be nervous! You're gonna kill it. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3493 Don't worry. The program specifies that there will be no audience participation. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3494 Deer, oh Deer! I’ve forgotten my lines. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3495 Hey fella, gotta stop you here 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3496 Believe me William, I tried to get you a gig with The Moose, The Elk, and the Kiwanis Club first. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3497 It's natural to be nervous. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3498 Senator,he is asking are you going to run again? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3499 It’s Tuesday afternoon - they’re all retired. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3500 Woul Would you like to opt out of the meet and greet? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3501 Don't worry, this is for the slowest actor" 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3502 Let's hope everyone had their fill at the lunch buffet. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3503 It's just stage fright, right? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3504 'Tough crowd...what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3505 Now let us prey. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3506 Your anti-victim message is attracting an enthusiastic following! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3507 It's Okay. That's why we planned your speech for after lunch. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3508 Just don't look in the headlights. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3509 Whatever you do, don’t take questions from the audience. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3510 Believe me. You’ve got this! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3511 But they aren’t wearing underwear. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3512 Why do I have to be the one to tell them that the lobby snack bar is now closed? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3513 They know it’s tech rehearsal, right? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3514 I don't want to go out there, they're preying on my downfall. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3515 I know the species in this audience look intimidating, but, if you're nervous, just picture them dressed. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3516 Just picture them all as Omnivores 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3517 Go out and give the speech of your life. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3518 It's ok, they won't eat alive, it was just a figure of speech! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3519 I present Mr. SureStep, who will discuss "An Insider's Guide to Catch a Goat." 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3520 Go ahead, your audience is voraciously eager to hear what you have to say! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3521 It’s ok to be nervous. Just pretend they have no fur on. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3522 Just pretend they don't have any fur. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3523 What's for dinner? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3524 I know my topic is "Zebra's - 3 Time the Meat per Kill", but still, did you have to schedule me right before lunch? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3525 I keep calling Mufasa and noone answers. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3526 I thought you said we’d have a captive audience… 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3527 This is a tough audience. they'd eat me alive 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3528 I told you to invite the public we deserve, not that put us as the dessert 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3529 I'm telling you, this veganism diet is incredibly researched. They'll love it. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3530 Your only hope is to say something really tasteless. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3531 You've done it a gazellion times already—they're hungering for more! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3532 Put yourself out there. They'll eat it up! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3533 Remember, you've got them eating out of the palm of your hoof! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3534 Just let them know you’re dying to address them. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3535 We're lawyers. Who are the real predators here? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3536 Why are the antelopes standing up on two when we lion's have four? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3537 If you keep shaking like that, they’ll eat you alive. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3538 Sure, Oryx is on the luncheon menu, but it's not you! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3539 Thank you for volunteering as tribute. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3540 He froze in fear, not in old age 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3541 And the winner is 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3542 Well Henry, you did say you wanted to lionized. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3543 Why don't they have food? Isn't this a Lunch and Learn 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3544 Don't forget - keep stressing that vegans are healthier and live longer 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3545 It's OK, they have gone to the BioDiversity Training. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3546 Dr. Doe's Self-Actualization Lecture for tonight will be on the many benefits of a vegan diet. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3547 Just finish before dinner. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3548 Don't be nervous. Imagine them clothed. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3549 Prey for me! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3550 Are you sure about this? (Text: if you are hungry for answers meet me at door) 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3551 Honey, let me do the talking. You're looking a little too yummy today. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3552 Just picture them all buck naked” 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3553 Remember they are all primary voters. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3554 don’t worry, Carl already warmed them up. May he RIP 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3555 Tell them about meat substitutes. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3556 Trust me, they're impressed with your courage." 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3557 Try not to make any eye contact. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3558 This is the best day of my life. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3559 Break a leg George, good thing this isn't dinner theater 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3560 Wow! Looks like the audience is starving to hear what you have to offer. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3561 Some enchanted evening MY ASS... 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3562 I was just about to suggest that you imagine them naked. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3563 Oh don't worry! They swear they're vegan. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3564 Food for Thought 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3565 And now, “La Capra è mobile!” 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3566 We’ve upped the ante on your speech. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3567 Maybe start with a joke… 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3568 Don't worry, there is no eating in the theater. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3569 Now be confident! Your argument for vegetarianism is compelling. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3570 Make sure you tell them, tonight's after-dinner is fish and foul only, no substitutions! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3571 We’d like to thank all of our fans for making this one of our longest running performances. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3572 Just pretend they’re trees. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3573 You got this, you have rehearsed it a gazellion times 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3574 They're going to WANT to switch to veganism, trust me. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3575 So instead of "Deer friends" you can still address them as "Dear Friends" -- they won't even know the difference, I promise you. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3576 Relax, they are hungry for you 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3577 Break a leg. Wait, actually, no, don't do that. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3578 I gnu you when. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3579 This is why your speech is scheduled for AFTER dinner. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3580 You'll be great! This crowd is hungry for your work! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3581 Remember, I have your back. Your very vulnerable belly is in its own. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3582 Tough room. They'll eat you alive. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3583 tease them, but don't worry we can outrun them 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3584 Try “Going vegan will make you sexier than *any* Tiger.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3585 I hope you won't be eaten up alive out there. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3586 Just tell them that today’s lecture is on vegetarianism 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3587 Keep it short. They invited us to dinner. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3588 No...you go tell 'em 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3589 I promise, they're all Vegan. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3590 They're just looking forward to what you have to say. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3591 "Don't worry, it'll be fine. They're really just a bunch of pussycats! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3592 You might eliminate the 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3593 Look, you’re running for President. Just say predation was a problem of the past, and we are all friends today. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3594 It’s okay man. Just imagine them all in their undercarcass. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3595 I still want to run away, even when I imagine them wearing underwear 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3596 Just try to imagine they’re all declawed. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3597 I’ll be honest. If you die onstage here, it’s over. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3598 If you’re nervous, just imagine them naked. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3599 They may be the kings of the jungle, but YOU are the king of this stage 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3600 It helps if you imagine them without their fur, and teeth, and claws. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3601 All's feral in love and war. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3602 Just go out there and kill it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3603 Go ahead - they will love our vegan manifesto! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3604 Oh, no, I insist, you first. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3605 Don’t worry, no eating is permitted during the show. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3606 Channel your inner Christopher Walken! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3607 Just imagine they don't have any fur. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3608 Just go with your gut, you will be fine. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3609 Just announce, "Break for Lunch!" I'll be right behind you. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3610 Tell them we taste like skunk. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3611 If your not careful, they’ll eat you alive! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
3612 Don't worry, picture them all as herbivores 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3613 You only get one chance to make a good impression. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3614 Go stag-ger them with your confidence! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3615 They're playing you. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3616 Try picturing them in their villagers’ underwear. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3617 Remember, they are politicians too, so they will eat you, if you stumble. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3618 Let's pivot before they do. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3619 If you’re bombing, drop down and play dead; otherwise, they’ll eat you alive. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3620 I'll go on ahead while you read them the rules of engagement. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3621 Don't start with a joke. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3622 They're all interested in Truth and Reconciliation, just like us. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3623 Remember, never turn your back on the audience. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3624 Don't worry, they won't eat you alive. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3625 Just pretend they are all naked. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3626 It doesn't look like a hostile audience. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3627 Don’t question their pride or they will eat you alive. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3628 Your topic today is, "Should we really avoid predators?" 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3629 Be bold, and you’ll have them eating the palm of your hand. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3630 I’ve heard it helps if you picture them with no fur on. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3631 THIS IS JUST IN CASE I FORGET MY LIONS. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3632 Trust me, they are vegetarians. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3633 Go on, break a leg 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3634 Make it quick; the audience is VERY attentive! 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3635 Just like we practiced: "I know that I'm the last thing standing between you and lunch..." 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3636 Don’t keep them waiting…it’s almost dinner time. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3637 I know it's a rough crowd, but they really want to like you." 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3638 Don’t be nervous, they’re going to just gobble you right up. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3639 Buck Up . . They're Vegan. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3640 This year’s winner of Cub Scout 2023 goes to… 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3641 It's do-re-me-fa-so-la-ti-gnu! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3642 This is no time for existential fright. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3643 And in conclusion, eat more chicken! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3644 Remember, if anyone lunges at you, I'll be just next door getting blind drunk and thanking my lucky stars I didn't get the MacArthur genius award for seminal work in cross-species relationships. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3645 You’re in luck! They’re already naked. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3646 Don't worry! Just pretend they're all in their underwear! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3647 Keep talking long enough for me to get out of here. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3648 And the award for the Best Oil on Canvas goes to "The Hungry Lion Throws Itself on the Antelope" by Henri Rousseau 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3649 Just imagine them all eating grass. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3650 Welcome to the Serengeti dinner theatre. Here are tonight's specials. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3651 Don't say vegan, just tell them about the benefits of salad. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3652 Picture yourself eating them. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3653 the true meaning of stage fright 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3654 Nothing to be nervous about, just don't mention anything about surviving their last hunt. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3655 And if they don’t like it, remember, the last speaker’s a scapegoat. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3656 The buck stops here. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3657 Just try to picture them all wearing pants. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3658 Just picture them all wearing suits. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3659 It's not like they're going to eat you alive out there. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3660 If they don't like the speech they'll just throw rotten tomatoes...probably. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3661 You’ve got this—“Doe, a deer, a ra-bid deer….” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3662 Ignore them. Just pretend you are talking to a pair of headlights. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3663 Just remember, your vulnerability is red meat to this crowd. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3664 Just be yourself but wrap it up before the drooling begins. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3665 May I horn in? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3666 You go out but please don’t leave the audience hungry for more. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3667 If I don’t pull this speech off, they’re going to eat me alive. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3668 As long as you don't run on too long, you're sure to be a crowd pleaser. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3669 Read the room 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3670 Don’t worry. Just remember not to run off when you are finished. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3671 Sing, Leo....they LOVE it when you sing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3672 You should have prepped more. They’re going to eat you alive 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3673 Don’t mention that you’re the only thing standing between them and lunch. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3674 Just relax; they won't bite! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3675 Just pretend they are naked 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3676 As you agent, I promised to never throw you the wolves. Trust me, these cats are cool. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3677 Hey, you wanted to stand out from the herd. Now's your chance! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3678 You go ahead and start. I forgot something backstage. Be right back!! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3679 Don't worry, the audience will eat it up. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3680 Go on, they’ll kill you … er, … you’ll kill it! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3681 It's going to be a jungle of a day. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3682 Opening with “lions, tigers and bears -oh my” might be too on the nose. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3683 We can stand here and give the speech. Closer to the exit. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3684 Don't worry. They will only turn on you if look weak. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3685 Go ahead, introduce Daniel. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3686 And finally, our last presentation: The winner of the apex predator award goes to . . . . 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3687 Just imagine they're all full. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3688 You can do it! Just picture them with no fur on. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3689 Trust me, they'll just eat you up. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3690 Just picture them all stuffed and mounted 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3691 Just picture them all in their underwear, which is blood-soaked from their most recent kill. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3692 Don't be nervous - just imagine them all in cardboard boxes. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3693 The catering service must be amazing 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3694 Just imagine they're all wearing Birkenstocks. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3695 Tell the joke about Murray. They'll eat it up! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3696 Just remember to tell them that stripes are in this year. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3697 Imagine them as dust or at least shedding. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3698 Trust the power of poetry... I'll be right behind you. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3699 And, yes, Vegetarian Plates are available 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3700 You’ll be fiiiine. Just imagine them in their underwear. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3701 Tell them about the about the benefits of the herbivore lifestyle. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3702 Don’t be nervous! What’s the worst that can happen? They’ll pounce on you and eat you alive? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3703 Go on, we spiked the coffee with Ozempic. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3704 Whatever you do don’t run. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3705 Don't be nervous, it's just Alabama. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3706 I'd cut the line about focusing on the meaty issues. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3707 I can’t believe they’re throwing him to the lions 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3708 Just imagine them all in the litter box. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3709 Offer unconditional amnesty. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3710 This gives new meaning to dinner and a show. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3711 Don’t run away from your subject. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3712 How predatory the Annual meeting is.. ....Suhas Kalghatgi 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3713 You'll do fine. I'll be running away if you need anything. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3714 Well Henry, you did say you wanted to be lionized someday. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3715 You have a captive audience. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3716 No...It can't hurt to strike an ingratiating tone! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3717 Don’t worry they won’t roast you they like their meat raw 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3718 The audience has been starved for meaty content,they 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3719 Song #5: So Long,Farewell,Aufwiedersehn, Adieu 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3720 The bit about Impossible Burgers is gonna kill… 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3721 You know if your report is not well received, the audience will eat you alive 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3722 Welcome to Toastmasters. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3723 Looks like w've been set up. They're not Rotarians. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3724 Try to imagine them all naked and without teeth 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3725 Say that snacks will be served in the lobby, and we'll sneak out the back door. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3726 Dumb it down, they're not as swift as you. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3727 Be careful what you say to this crowd. They'll eat you for lunch! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3728 Just remember, they're naked. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3729 No worries. Really, what's the worst that could happen? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3730 You cannot fail with a speach about turning an enemy into a lover 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3731 Remember, they’re more afraid of you, than you are of them. - Brad Rainey 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3732 You'll be fine, Daniel. But, just in case, don't show any fear. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3733 Tarzan's here, so no G.I. Jane jokes. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3734 Remember, the Lionesses are the ones you have to fear 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3735 I.. we’re here to speak to you about super greens. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3736 Just make a mean of it, this audience will totally eat it up. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3737 Remember to make eye contact. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3738 Oh no, there’s nothing to be scared of. This audience won’t eat you alive. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3739 Try an ice breaker, you know, like "I'd be lion if I said I'm not nervous" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3740 Don’t be nervous, I left them hungry for more! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3741 Talk about the patriarchy! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3742 Don't joke about the ending of the Lion King. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3743 Don't worry! Your 'Benefits of Vegetarianism' speech is quite convincing! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3744 Go ahead and present our contract proposal to the tune of “The Circle of Life” … we need this strike to be over. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3745 I assure you they are all vegans. They signed a pledge. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3746 Ok Hank, Don’t forget, Always leave ‘em wanting more! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3747 Remember, they've already had dinner --- just try not to look like dessert. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3748 Just picture them all having just had a good meal. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3749 Don't worry, they'll love it! They'll eat you right up. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3750 Here's hoping they had a really big breakfast. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3751 The public, the politicians plight. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3752 Just because he froze doesn’t mean you will too. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3753 They're a very captive audience during open mic night at the zoo. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3754 Just picture them all as having just eaten. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3755 I always like to kick things off with a little Ibex breaker. Take it away, Hal. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3756 The other side is mortal so no worry, that’s a rule 25 . 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3757 I said picture them in the nude, not as if you were food! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3758 Next,we'll be serving a lovely catered lunch in the lobby behind the auditorium. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3759 Please be seated 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3760 If you need any help, I'll be waiting in the wings. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3761 The audience is really hungry for your report!” 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3762 Dear Audience 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3763 Deeerly beloved….. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3764 Just try to picture them all naked. Oh, wait... 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3765 That joke will make them roar! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3766 Oh dear, this might be a rough crowd to promote our 'vegetarian lifestyle initiative ' to....." 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3767 Not to wory....they just had supper! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3768 Don’t worry, they can’t eat you, this is just a metaphor. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3769 Throw 'em some red meat right at the beginning. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3770 They're already naked so imagine them turned inside out. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3771 Don't be nervous-- just picture them wearing underwear 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3772 Just lean into who you are naturally. They’ll eat it up! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3773 Go on. Their going to eat it up. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3774 Go on, they're hungry for new information. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3775 You're not the only protected species they've accommodated. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3776 Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3777 Try not think “prey”, think “social speed accelerator”! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3778 Don't forget to tell them that you are grass fed with no GMO's, and never any antibiotics. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3779 Do your routine. They’ll eat it up. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3780 Your audience is HUNGRY for what you have to offer. Break a leg. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3781 It’s just a formality. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3782 The audience silenced the stage fear" 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3783 I'm sorry, but I thought you knew "break a leg" is for good luck. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3784 Remember, just think of them as naked. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3785 Don't worry. They can't kill you or eat you. Wait. Yes, they can. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3786 Don’t worry they will eat it up 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3787 Just imagine them wearing pants. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3788 The audience may be friendly but it's also hungry 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3789 Don't worry. Just picture them in their underwear. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3790 Don't be nervous; those guys are pussycats; they won't eat you alive..... 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3791 I don't think we should stay for dinner after your lecture. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3792 it's alright, they won't bite! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3793 just don't say anything insulting. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3794 Don't be shy! They are hungry for what you have to say! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3795 Just imagine they’re all naked—and vegetarians. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3796 Finally, dessert time! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3797 Nothing to be afraid of. Just keep in mind they’re here for the Vegetarian-of-the-Year award. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3798 It's a tough crowd. Speak forcefully and with confidence,or they will eat you alive. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3799 You can do this! Just think of them naked. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3800 Just remember what you learned from your headlight experience. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3801 I'm glad this is a captive audience". 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3802 Trust me, you’ll have them roaring. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3803 Chill! You look like we’re throwing you to the beasts. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3804 I’ll catch you later at the buffet. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3805 Go on now, be a deer 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3806 Don’t worry- this will be over quickly! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3807 The audience wants you! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3808 We’ll break for lunch after your speech 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3809 This concludes our session on cantaloupe vs antelope 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3810 'There will be no Venison for tonight's dinner ' 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3811 Relax. I promise you, they'll eat you up! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3812 We are all professionals here. There is nothing to worry about. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3813 Go on, whats’s the worst that can happen? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3814 Remember: Even Olivier had stage fright. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3815 Toss them some Hunter Crime Family red meat. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3816 If you're really good and convince them all to go vegan, maybe you'll get to finish. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3817 Don't worry! They'll eat you--eat IT up! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3818 Also.. Don’t mention anyone’s wife. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3819 You might wanna start off with that you have COVID. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3820 Billy, Billy, Billy. Read the room, Billy. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3821 You'll be fine. Its not like your being thrown into a lions den 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3822 We're asking you all to sign this vegan pledge. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3823 Wait, Wait. No venison recipes 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3824 Don’t worry, you’ll do fine. I’ll be right back here in a lion proof cage cheering you on.” 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3825 Don’t worry, security is a bunch of poachers. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3826 Don't forget -- they're all naked. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3827 Just try to picture them as wearing no pants. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3828 Did I say Moonlight? Obviously I meant the live action Lion King… 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3829 Just imagine they're all skinned. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3830 The winner gets a private date with me? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3831 Don't worry, they're just waiting to eat you up. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3832 I don’t like the way they’re looking…you go first! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3833 They’re waiting. Don’t be a victim. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3834 Carrots, think carrots. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3835 Well,you ARE naked. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3836 Prey or pray. Not sure it'll matter in the long run. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3837 First Rule: everyone must stay seated throughout tonight’s presentation 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3838 The exit is stage left, if you want a head start. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3839 And now, without further ado… 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3840 Prey or pray. The paws-pause that refreshes. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3841 No, it’s not dinner and a sho 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3842 Just picture them all toothless and clawless. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3843 But you said you'd give your life to sell our timeshares, remember? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3844 Carnivores Anonymous is really legit!! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3845 Don’t be intimidated by the roar of the crowd, they just want to get to the meat of it. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3846 You know, some folks would kill to read their own eulogy. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3847 I don't know. The last guy got eaten alive out there. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3848 If you are anxious, just picture the audience naked 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3849 Are you certain this is my jury? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3850 Just visualize them in their underwear. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3851 Have some pride in your speech man. I mean,just look at the crowd! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3852 Not to worry, they've eaten! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3853 Stage fright? Flee or pee? It's your call. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3854 Relax. You already have a captive audience. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3855 Go ahead, You're acting like they'd eat you alive if it doesn't go well.. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3856 ...and absolutely do not look at the spotlight. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3857 Go a little easy on the PETA references! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3858 Don't worry, you couldn't find a more appreciative audience. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3859 Now is probably a good time to take a moment and locate the nearest exit . . . oh, but don't worry, they're going to love you. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3860 Thank god I’m on beta blockers 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3861 Don’t forget to mention the vegetarian lunch menu. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3862 Don’t be nervous, you’ve had a helluva run! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3863 When Predator meets Prey, it will leave you shaking in your hoofs. It's not like you will get eaten or anything. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3864 Don't forget to mention the free snacks in the lobby 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3865 Let us now praise famous veggies 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3866 Relax! What’s the worst that can happen? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3867 Remember, it's a furry convention 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3868 And the Oscar goes to ummm. “The Lion’ Den.” 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3869 Try to throw in a joke. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3870 On reflection, your suggestion that we schedule the address after the dinner service might have been better. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3871 Yes, they all are dumber than you. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3872 Go ahead, I warmed them up for you. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3873 Just hope they purr. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3874 Just picture them as all being naked!! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3875 Don't be nervous. Imagine them in their under. . . oh, never mind." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3876 Welcome to the inaugural Predator Sensitivity Training Symposium 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3877 Don’t freeze like a deer in the headlights. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3878 They might be kings but you are a GOAT 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3879 They're ready for some red meat... Go!!!" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3880 If they don't like your speech? Run. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3881 Don't worry. All the lions all sleep at night. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3882 Remember: quiet your inner voice or it will eat you alive. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3883 Now, it’s made from tofu, but it tastes just like us 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3884 Have you checked the exits? This may be a hostile crowd. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3885 Start off with a joke and you'll have them eating out of your hand. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3886 To be or not to be? That is the question? Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to “suffer” The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? Who wrote this?! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3887 At the conclusion, run like hell! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3888 Don't leave them wanting more! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3889 Just serve up some red meat. They'll eat it up. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3890 Get your lines right, if not this audience will eat you up. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3891 Suit yourself. But you should know that they hate it when you read from a prepared text 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3892 No, there is no mosh pit. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3893 Just remember that their hungry eyes will become wistful eyes in the end. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3894 I thought you said this was a pride event. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3895 It's lucky the keynote comes after lunch! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3896 Just call security if you need to. I'll be, um, out back. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3897 Just remember we’re Furry, We’re Fast, But we’re not Delicious! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3898 Just picture them fully clothed. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3899 Don't be afraid, it's not like they'll eat you alive. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3900 Don’t worry, we’ve vetted everyone here. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3901 No worries. You're going to kill! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3902 They're expecting Deer in the Headlights. Give the Lion King. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3903 It'll be fine. They laced the buffet with Prozac. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3904 It's game on! How fast can you run with it? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3905 Go on, go ahead, I'll be right out back 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3906 It's ok. They're The Detroit Lions. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3907 Just picture them without clothes. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3908 On second thought… we’re all naked. Go to “plan B.” 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3909 No worries. Just open with a joke. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3910 Don't worry. They'll eat it up, or something like that. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
3911 I know you’re nervous and those guys are way more popular than us. But they’re going to want to know if we’re an oryx or an ibex. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3912 You'll be fine. So what if they don't like it? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3913 start softly, then yell fire ! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3914 Oh c'mon, they're not gonna eat you alive! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3915 Cindy it’s time to share your research on the toxicity of antelope flesh. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3916 Imagining the audience naked did nothing to quell Eugene's fear of being on stage. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3917 Don't worry, the guest said you look delectable. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3918 Don't be scared and remember they're here because they love you! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3919 They seem to be a hostile audience" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3920 Don’t worry, they were fed before your talk 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3921 Don't forget. Eye contact. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3922 Go ahead- no headlights, just floodlights. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3923 Remember: louder, faster, funnier... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3924 Just pray they don't prey 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3925 now remember: the dumber the better, and nothing like true stories, so they’ll eat one another and we get out … 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3926 Don't end a sentence with a preposition, bitch. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3927 If you get nervous, remember a few of the last thousand kitten videos you watched and you’ll be fine! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3928 Psst, Leave out the part where it says we can run faster than lions. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3929 No, Mike - I said you’d be the MANE event 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3930 Don’t forget to stress that the buffet is after the speech 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3931 Emphasize to them that vegan diets helps fight climate change and wildlife destruction 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3932 Just try to picture them hairless. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3933 Just don't break a leg and you'll be fine. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3934 You wanted a captive audience who hangs on your every word, you never specified no drool 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3935 Just imagine them disemboweled. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3936 Focus on your material,not your audience. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3937 You can do it you’re the G.O.A.T 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3938 You'll be fine. Just picture the audience without any teeth. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3939 Now don't be nervous, what's the worst that could happen? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3940 I am not so scared of public speaking than I am of being eaten alive! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3941 I'd start with, what's the best side of a lion to be on? The outside! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3942 You don't even need to pretend they're all naked. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3943 Kill it! Or they will. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3944 The audience will be so delighted they'll just want to eat you all up. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3945 Don’t you worry, we would never throw you to the wolves. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3946 Er,, forgot to tell you, we couldn’t get a “woke” audience. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3947 Don't worry. I am sure they are only hungry for knowledge. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3948 Killer crowd out there. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3949 Relax. The last guy was fed to the wolves 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3950 I’ll follow your lead. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3951 Well,I gotta go. See you back at the herd! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3952 You're fine! As your agent, I insisted on the time slot right after the zebra buffet. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3953 They seem captivated with your presence. This should go well. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3954 Beware, that one at Second Row, Stage Right! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3955 Is that a drone sound or a purr? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3956 It’s perfectly normal to feel nervous, giving a DEAD talk is a huge deal. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3957 Your audience is already naked, so this will be that much easier. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3958 Give me a two minute head start,then close your eyes and picture them all naked. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3959 Keep it real short. Leave 'em hungry for more. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3960 How can you be so afraid of leopards eating your face? They're not leapords! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3961 If they have questions about the catered lunch being cancelled, just have them shoot you an email 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3962 Maybe don’t say ‘thanks for having me here tonight’ 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3963 its okay, darling, its not like they will eat you alive 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3964 Tell them you love technology. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3965 I never liked you much, Tod. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3966 Relax -- it's not like you can't outrun them. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3967 This crowd is just going to eat you up. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3968 You’ll be fine. I’m not lion. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3969 The awful truth about public speaking. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3970 Any vegetarians with us tonight? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3971 Remember: Move around some, but not too much. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3972 Congratulations!! Now make your 'Venison of the Year" acceptance speech!! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3973 "Careful! This is a hostile audience!" 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3974 It always helps me to picture them with clothes on. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3975 Don’t be nervous…they are going to eat you up. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3976 Just try to imagine them in their underwear. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3977 Just be yourself, they'll eat it up. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3978 Don't worry, they'll think you're ravishing. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3979 Imagine them having just had a huge meal. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3980 Look at these fools, they'll eat anything up. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3981 Sure, stakes are high. They're the pride of the university. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3982 Don’t worry. You’re killing. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3983 do'nt worry ... you have them eating out of your hands 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3984 I’m confident the audience will eat it up! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3985 Try to remember, it doesn't appear that they are all, hostile. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3986 Remember, this is a non-binary world. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3987 Hurry; the dinner bell rings in 10 minutes. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3988 Just give the speech, but avoid the mosh pit no matter how hard they try to talk you into it. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3989 Don't be nervous, they'll eat you up 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3990 Picture them sitting in their underwear 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3991 Sorry, the contract said a captive 'audience'." 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3992 Oh, no! You accidentally grabbed the "Smell of the Greasepaint" speech! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3993 Remember not to introduce yourself as Herb A. Vore 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3994 Relax and be charming. That should give you extra five minutes of life. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3995 It's ok, you can say it. They are all attending virtually. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3996 Just imagine that they aren't wearing any fur. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3997 You better go fast, or they'll eat you alive. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3998 Just imagine them all wearing clown costumes. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3999 You'll be fine! Just make sure to get to the meat of the matter. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4000 Just be calm and try not to look too delicious 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4001 Never lie to A lion 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4002 I'd prefer a noncaptive audience. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4003 Are they here for my TED talk or for dinner? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4004 Just imagine the audience is toothless 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4005 Welcome, esteemed colleagues.. err.. friends.. err.. predators.. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4006 Relax. You'll be devoured before you even reach the podium. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4007 I thought I was addressing *the* Lions Club. Not *a* lions club. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4008 Tell them the benefits of a vegan diet. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4009 Just imagine them in our underwear. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4010 Just remember - You're the Goat! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4011 Don't be nervous! They LOVE you! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4012 Don't worry. The audience will just love you to death. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4013 Yes, the Mufasa joke will kill. Just not in the way you think. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4014 They're interested in your ideas, not how you'll taste. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4015 It's a short poem titled, "Thought for Food" 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4016 They look pretty passive, I think you should sing "Springbok for Hitler" 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4017 Me too! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4018 Welcome to the "herbivore lifestyle" seminar! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4019 Make it quick, we're getting ready to break for lunch! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4020 The engine's running in the get-away car. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4021 You got this. Just imagine therm naked. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4022 I'd add another page . . . or twenty! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4023 Maybe just talk about the pros of vegetarianism and not the cons. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4024 Maybe we should change the topic to the "joys of being vegan" 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4025 Try to keep it short, they have lunch right after your presentation. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4026 You are my baaaaack up plan... go feed them with your smart brain 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4027 Just read it! They don't want to hear about animals. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4028 Just picture them naked and you'll do fine. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4029 Best Friend: Dude go up to her, the worst thing she can say is "no." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4030 There's nothing to be afraid of. They'll love your paper on textured soy protein. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4031 Go on Graig, what's the worst that could happen!? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4032 I don’t think the underwear thing is gonna work… 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4033 Survive this crowd and you’ll have the confidence to perform well anywhere. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4034 Try not to encourage audience participation. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4035 The secret to eating everyday" - Are we sure we're at the right conference 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4036 Don't be nervous. They're gonna love you! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4037 While you're giving the farewell speech, the rest of us will slip out the back door. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4038 I know! Just tell 1001 stories! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4039 Pride cometh before the gazal. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4040 There's nothing to be nervous about Ernie. Just picture them all naked. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4041 Just think, you’ll be lionized for your memoir, “Prey Tell”. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4042 Maybe don’t mention the free buffet after all. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4043 « just imagine them in sheep’s clothing. » 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4044 The trick is to imagine them all naked. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4045 Just remember, imagine them in their underwear 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4046 Go on... this group's hungry for fresh ideas. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4047 Was hoping more of them would choose the vegan option. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4048 Now I know I said this was a pride rally... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4049 Don’t forget to use the word ‘pride’ a lot. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4050 Don't worry. You've already proven them wrong. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4051 Go ahead sweetheart, share your story about the time the herd escaped from predators. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4052 Just imagine them all with clothes on. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4053 Announce today’s snack: cantaloupe balls. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4054 Remember, they're here because they're eager to unlock the powers of veganism. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4055 Here’s the latest report on delicious lab-grown wildebeest 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4056 Don't worry, you're polling very well on the savannah. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4057 A little advice: Keep it short. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4058 Don't be nervous. Just remember that they poop on the plain just like you do. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4059 Simba just cancelled. Tell them and play dead. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4060 It’s the Lions Club night 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4061 All I can say is.....you better be funny!!! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4062 I'll be waiting in the wings 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4063 Brilliant, I think they are going to eat this up 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4064 Just picture them all naked. Seriously, you’ll do fine. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4065 We will continue with this presentation only if all of you remain seated at all times until we tell you it is ok to vacate your seat 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4066 Just imagine them all sitting there in their underwear. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4067 Don't start with the one about what you had for dinner. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4068 Just look out there and think of them all naked. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4069 Don't be nervous kid, they're preying for a great speech. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4070 I feel like a deer in headlights. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4071 Remember to finish with “she said there’s no place like home” and click your heels 3 times. They’ll love it. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4072 I guess tonight's show is about to... RUN! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4073 No, food for thought is perhaps not the best way to frame this lecture. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4074 If you’re nervous, just imagine that they are all naked 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4075 They’re just grown up pussycats! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4076 You act like they're going to eat you alive! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4077 Don't be nervous. They won't understand a word you're saying. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4078 It's only a dream. Trust me. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4079 The audience is going to eat me alive out there 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4080 Don’t be so nervous, Janet! They’re almost licking their chops at the prospect of seeing you! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4081 Just imagine they’re “taking down” your competition! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4082 I'm sure the audience will find your topic all-consuming. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4083 Visualize vegetarians. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4084 Trust me. You’ve got this! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4085 Go ahead, you’ll do fine. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4086 The lead was a no-show. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4087 You’ll be fine. The crowd will want to eat you up! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4088 The last slot before lunch is tough -- try not to make any sudden moves. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4089 Hypnotize ALL of them! It'll work. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4090 I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize what they meant by “closing remarks.” 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4091 You'll do fine, just imagine them naked. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4092 Tell them peace be with you! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4093 Relax. You've got their full attention. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4094 Don't worry- the audience wants you to succeed. They won't eat you alive. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4095 Just run with your lines. Otherwise, this audience will eat you alive! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4096 What happened to the warm up act? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4097 These one-liners better be good or this audience will eat you alive. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4098 Tough crowd. You’re good. At least there’s no spotlights. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4099 Tell them you have a black belt in karate 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4100 Keep talking, remember Arabian Nights! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4101 No worries! Their stare is worse than their bite. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4102 Imagine them all with no clothes on. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4103 They will devour everything you have to say. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4104 I don’t have to be fast! I only have to be faster than you. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4105 Come on, they just want to chase their dreams. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4106 Don't be nervous...picture them all without their fur. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4107 You’ll be fine Mitch, just don’t freeze 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4108 Don’t worry. They all said they’re vegan. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4109 Don't be nervous, your arguments for vegetarianism are persuasive 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4110 Come on, come on...there's nothing to be afraid of. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4111 They’re gonna eat this right up. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4112 Just picture them without fangs. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4113 Think of all of them without their fur! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4114 You'll do fine with the speech, just picture them as naked vegetarians. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4115 Just stick to the talking points: the annual migration is set back as a result of climate change and the pandemic which have impacted the supply chain. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4116 Most of them have had their breakfast 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4117 Don’t worry, I’m sure they’re just hungry for knowledge. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4118 Remember the message: plant-based food is the new meat. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4119 Just imagine them with clothes on ... like straitjackets. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4120 Don't worry, sweetheart. Remember, they're all naked. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4121 They won't be able to reach the high note when you climb the Himalyan peak. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4122 Be as bland as you can be. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4123 Don't be nervous, just pretend none are wearing clothes! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4124 Just think of them as little kitty cats who have already had breakfast. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4125 Just go out there and pretend they have no fur on. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4126 They've already seen you, you can't run now. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4127 looks like a tough audience. And winner for "Prey of the Year" is. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4128 Act confident. They can smell fear. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4129 This maybe your last speech about going vegan. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4130 you'll be fine, just imagine them all being naked 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4131 Relax. Just imagine them without any manes and you'll be fine. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4132 What is underwear? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4133 Get them laughing. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4134 Speak to the TV audience. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4135 You be the bear and I'll be the lion. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4136 Don’t worry. Imagine them as vegetarians. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4137 Maybe skip the “to be or not to be” part. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4138 You know they're not actually a "captive" audience 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4139 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4140 Just sing. Don't make eye contact. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4141 I don’t know if a lecture on the virtues of being a vegetarian will resonate here. Maybe “try chicken.“ 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4142 Don't be nervous Cheryl; they're going to eat your performance up! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4143 Tell them what they want to hear. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4144 Don't worry about the speech. All they'll care about is your body. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4145 You’re gonna get eaten alive up there 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4146 Go on, you have them in the crook of your hoof. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4147 We would like to inform you that antelope meat is off the menu this evening 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4148 Don't bomb. They'll eat you alive. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4149 You've always wanted to tell our side of the story. Here's your chance. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4150 And please remind them that this is not a Lunch & Learn. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4151 They’ll eat you alive! (So sorry, Brian.) 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4152 Why are they so excited about global warming 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4153 Really sell the main points, after-lunch audience is usually tired and sleepy. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4154 Yes it works, just picture them naked. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4155 just give them "the mug shot scowl" and they'll all turn into fraidy cats 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4156 I suggest you keep it short. It's already lunch hour. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4157 When you said the club’s name was the Lion’s Den, I thought you meant Lyin’, as in cheat, not Lion as in roar 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
4158 Nothing to fear. Just imagine that everyone in the audience is naked. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4159 Don't be nervous, just read from the paper and tell them Epstein didn't kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4160 Hey! When I said they’ll eat you alive out there….. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4161 Just picture them all without teeth. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4162 Please forgive us as we will have to run once we announce the winner. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4163 Remember, this audience has a lot of pride. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4164 Wait. Start with a joke about hyenas, that will get a laugh out of them. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4165 They’ll eat you alive” is just an expressio 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4166 And now Amos will explain why venison is vegan regardless of what your parents have told you. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4167 Remember those headlights you stared into? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4168 Just picture them naked—I mean, without fur. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4169 What did you expect when they asked you to be their dinner speaker? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4170 Just channel your inner hyena, and remember that inside each of them is a compliant antelope waiting to be discovered. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4171 Don't worry! They find your discomfort endearing. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4172 Just picture them with all of their clothes on. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4173 I don't think they're hostile. They're all smiling. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4174 Trust me, your speech is so boring - they'll be fast asleep in no time." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4175 Remember the first rule of conference presentations. Never stand between the audience and the lunch hour. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4176 Go ahead, tell them you are queer. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4177 That is just your imposter syndrome speaking. I am sure they all want the best for you! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4178 'Can't We All Get Along' is naive. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4179 Don't worry, they're already naked. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4180 Don't worry, whatever you say they will eat it up! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4181 The roar of the crowd will make it all worthwhile. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4182 Mr VP, are you having FO-NKOTB 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4183 Sock it to them, baby! They're going to eat you up! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4184 Try not to just stare blankly into the spotlights. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4185 We didn’t know. Good luck! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4186 It's OK, they're a captive audience! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4187 Don't worry, they're gonna lap you right up. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4188 Don’t force me to announce male lions are smarter 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4189 You don’t need to be nervous! Your lecture is completely sold out beCAUSE you are THE expert on effective evasion techniques! You’re ready and the audience is already salivating for you! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4190 Don't worry it's not like they're going to eat you 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4191 Leap the crowd. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4192 Don't worry! You have no idea how woke the Serengeti has become since you left. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4193 And now, Ms. Yoo will lead us in the company song, and I will attend to making myself scarce. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4194 The invitation was to host Annual Vegans’ World, right? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4195 So what if they don't like it? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4196 I know your nervous. Just imagine they’re all naked. And they don’t have teeth or claws. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4197 Don't forget to announce snacks are available at intermission. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4198 Is it politically correct to open with ‘Dear all’? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4199 Remember, you’re not just prey to them . Start with a joke. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4200 That better be the best speech of your life or they're gonna eat you alive! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4201 They had dinner already 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4202 Just mention that lunch will be late. It’s no big deal! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4203 Don't forget the part about how bad you taste. 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
4204 Good news. The park rangers will feed you. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4205 Quit pushin' will ya? This is a really tough room. They've been known to kill the messenger. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4206 'do the simba joke they'll eat it up' 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4207 The audience will eat you up 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4208 Don't worry. In your mind, just imagine them devouring each other. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4209 Remember: just look for listeners with kind eyes. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4210 Just don't tell them about your Gender Studies minor and you'll do fine... 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4211 The next act will be the laughing Hyenas. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4212 We always knew your plant-based diet would be a hard sell. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4213 Don't tell the ending. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4214 I know you said this was a tough crowd… 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4215 Show fear and they will eat you alive 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4216 Jitters? Just think, they're not even wearing underwear. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4217 They all stopped by the marijuana dispensary before coming here, so don't worry, they'll Roar with approval! Oh...there is one thing; they might get the munchies, so don't go over ten minutes! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4218 Just like any other deer in headlights… 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4219 „Imagine them all being dandelions“ 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4220 Remember, it's just preparation for auditioning in Hollywood. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4221 Good luck, it's a real killer speech. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4222 Go on, they don’t bite 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4223 You'll be fine. You have a lot of skunk. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4224 Remember that you never show fear to a hostile audience; you just make fun of them with nicknames! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4225 Just roar a couple of times and they'll be purring like kittens. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4226 How about a huge round of a-paws for our mane show. You eat it up. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4227 If you're nervous, just imagine them clothed. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4228 Do NOT break a leg. I cannot stress this enough 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4229 To be, or not to be…..don’t take it literally” 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4230 Now don't act nervous, they'll get on you in a second. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4231 Ok, Mr. Christy, the CPAC crowd really does love you... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4232 Just pretend they're all naked. Oh, wait, they already are. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4233 Just picture them all sitting on stools in a circus. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4234 I know this looks like pretty hostile group, but I also know you are very fast on your feet! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4235 Now it's your turn to say lions and tigers and bears, oh my... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4236 Just read it to them! If any of them make a move, I'll stand with you so they know just who they're up against! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4237 Yes, Antelopics Anonymous is a real thing. You got this. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4238 Don't let them get your goat! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4239 Pretend they're all clothed. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4240 Just read them the poem about the rancid goat meat. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4241 You're fine-feeding time was an hour ago. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4242 Bro did you just flirt 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4243 you got it dudee 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4244 Tough crowd tonight. One mis-step and they’ll eat you alive. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4245 This is real stage fright. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4246 It's OK, we can run faster than they can. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4247 Don't get cold feet now! They'll listen if you use logic... 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4248 Relax. They’re going to eat you up! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4249 What a biased group. So give them the raw meat that they're here for! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4250 First a joke. Than something about your mother. Then the red meat. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4251 Don’t be nervous. I’m sure they’ll eat it up! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4252 What's the worry? To them, you're a natural. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4253 Just imagine everyone out there fully clothed. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4254 Don't let it bother you. They're all naked too. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4255 Don't worry. It's not like you're going to get eaten alive. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4256 Please welcome the host of the food channel awards ceremony. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4257 Our next speaker will talk about the joys of being a vegan. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4258 Don’t worry. Just relax and they’ll eat you up. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4259 Good luck following the last guy. The crowd just ate him up! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4260 Look, they already seem very enthusiastic! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4261 Don’t worry this audience will eat your material right up. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4262 If you need anything, I'll be a phone call away. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4263 Well of course they look like they’ll eat you alive. They’re lions. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4264 No, they’re not going to eat you alive. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4265 Just pretend that everyone's in their underwear. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4266 Just tell them what the union can do for them. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4267 Don't worry, they're here for the Wildebeest. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4268 Just picture them all wearing bow ties. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4269 Settle your nerves or you'll be eaten alive. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4270 Try to picture them without their fur. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4271 Trust me, they're only interested in your body. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4272 You will need a line that will kill this crowd. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4273 Just imagine them all . . . vegetarians. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4274 Don’t worry, they dined before the show 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4275 Don't try to be subtle. This crowd likes red meat. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4276 Just imagine they don't have any teeth. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4277 I sure hope they enjoy our performance Frank. The last ones got eaten alive. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4278 No worries. I'm sure they'll eat it up. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4279 No, really, they are all vegetarians! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4280 Look, I know this is a tough audience but just keep your composure and your eyes open wide. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4281 You'll do fine. They'll eat you up! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4282 Maybe start with a, "sps, sps, sps..?" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4283 I thought we were to give a dog and pony show. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4284 Just leave out the part where it says our horns will be used to impale you. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4285 Don't be intimidated by the cat calls 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4286 And now, to present the award for "Greatest of All Time", our own very special "GOAT."... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4287 You keep saying imagine you're just another lion. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4288 How about start with "I am not what I seem." 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4289 Thank you for attending anger management, gazelle edition. Did you know gazelles are almost impossible to digest? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4290 Remember to say 'Me-ow, not me-two' 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4291 It’s ok, vulnerability is a strength 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4292 Just remember your Dale Carnegie lessons and make friends 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4293 I would say 'break a leg' but... 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4294 Just wait 'till you hear the roar of THIS crowd. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4295 You need to relax. If they smell fear, it's all over. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4296 Trust me… you’ll have them eating palm of your hand. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4297 You'll never convince them to go vegan. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4298 Go ahead. Everyone needs to hear about going vegan to stop climate catastrophe. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4299 Remember, it’s all about the relationship. The only way we are going to get them to stop chasing us down and killing us is if they can see, deep down, we are all the same. Oh, and when you are done, walk off the stage backwards. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4300 Just picture you eating them 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4301 Face it, they’re going to eat you alive no matter what you say. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4302 Yes, I’m sure this is the pride conference. They keep saying how excited they are that you’re here! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4303 Do not acknowledge Moose Wren, he passed away an hour ago 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4304 Never one to hog the spotlight, Warren prompted Faye to let everyone know that the The Lion King, in fact, did not win the Best Picture award. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4305 The audience was brutal 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4306 I am here to inform you that, on this night only, none of you are to eat an antelope. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4307 All you have to do is give a GOAT speech, and they'll eat it up. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4308 Don’t worry…I have your back. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4309 You'll be fine. Just tell them they made you dress up like this, and you're actually a skunk. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4310 Not to worry, you're gonna kill 'em! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4311 Remember, if you're feeling nervous just picture them all in their underwear. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4312 Up next we have Fred, with “How to not be a Coward.” 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4313 Well yes of course they're hungry. Hungry for knowledge. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4314 They're going to eat this up. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4315 The crowd roars. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4316 You’ve done this before, right? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4317 Don’t worry. The audience probably won’t pay attention to a word you say. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4318 They really want to hear your thoughts on the benefits of Lab Made Meat. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4319 You better start reading or the audience will eat you alive 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4320 im not so sure wearing deer urine cologne today was a bright idea 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4321 I would say break a leg, but don’t.. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4322 Don’t worry, they’re not going to eat you. Probably. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4323 You know how it goes; open with a joke. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4324 when the stagefright hits,just imagine the audience naked 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4325 The wildebeests had a solid 5 minutes up here before they lost interest, so just keep things moving. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4326 And now Dr. Grant will share new findings that demonstrates the health benefits of a vegetarian diet. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4327 But we have hooves 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4328 Imagine them all without any clothes...oh, wait. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4329 Don't worry, I guarantee the audience will eat you up! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4330 After our program is presented,and the reviews come in,I sure hope the main take away is NOT “…the audience really are them up…”. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4331 Speak your truth. It won’t hurt their pride. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4332 And now, Bucky will come down into the audience and round up our winners. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4333 I'd stay away from talking about the dinner menu. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4334 Take it easy! You'll have them eating out of your hoof. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4335 I tell you they are going to eat it up! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4336 ' You'll be great, remember how easy it was to convince the elephants that vegetarianism is the way to go, and they were way bigger.' 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4337 I'd be lion if I told you picturing them naked worked. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4338 And the Lifetime Achievement Award goes to Leo the Lion 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4339 Just imagine they’re all vegans. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4340 No, you go ahead – they’ll just eat you up. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4341 Just picture them naked -- and already fed. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4342 Don’t be nervous, Bobby, just imagine them with full bellies. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4343 Are the visualization techniques I taught you working? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4344 Come on,I know you have the power to convince them that mushroom coffee has more nutrients than gazelles 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4345 Knock ‘em dead , kid” 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4346 Welcome to the Serengeti interactive theatre . 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4347 Excuse me Professor Thomson but I think you're in the wrong lecture hall. This is Jungle Law 101. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4348 It looks like you’ve got a rip-roaring crowd 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4349 Oh c’mon, a little stage fright never killed anyone! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4350 And the winner is…(psst, be prepared to run!) 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4351 Stay away from trigger words like "devour" and "safari." 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4352 Are you in theatre, Madam? No. Then take your paws off the stage! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4353 Don't be too endeering. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4354 Relax. They just got back from their lunch break. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4355 Relax, they love you. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4356 Just tell them you're nervous and they'll be right there with you. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4357 It helps to imagine yourself addressing someone you've already killed. And eye contact, lots of eye contact. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4358 Welcome our next speaker, who will share his favorite vegetarian recipes. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4359 They're all vegetarians. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4360 'Let us prey' is not your best lead here. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4361 Don't worry, you're just doing the welcome, not the lunchtime keynote speech. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4362 Don't worry, it's not as if we're feeding you to the wolves. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4363 Wow them with your deer-in-the-headlights imitation. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4364 Relax, they're cowardly lions! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4365 Relax.. and remember: you’re the f*cking GOAT 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4366 I think you should leave out the part about confronting one’s enemies head-on. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4367 Go ahead, execute a feint not a faint. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4368 Hors d'oeuvres after the show will be vegan. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4369 Trust me. Just read it like I wrote it. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4370 Don't be nervous. Just pretend they're all naked. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4371 This ?,this nothing yesterday it was a zoo in here. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4372 Ready, set, go. I’m not reading this. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4373 Break a single leg! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4374 . . . and you triumph with the roar of the crowd! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4375 Just pretend that they all are wearing red long underwear. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4376 Don’t lead with the upcoming barbecue plans. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4377 Just imagine them with alopecia. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4378 I’d be lion if I said this was going to be easy. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4379 Play for time, tell them David Attenborough has just arrived 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4380 Keep your speech medium to medium rare. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4381 Welcome to tonight’s show… THE GREAT ESCAPE! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4382 Just imagine them without any canines... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4383 Just pretend they're without their pelts. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4384 We're not going to the after-party. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4385 They won’t eat you! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4386 This is great. You already have their full attention. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4387 Can I present after lunch? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4388 If you are nervous just visualize that everyone is naked 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4389 Todd, just remember...'What can kill you will make you stronger.' 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4390 There'll be a cab waiting when you're done with your talk. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4391 Break a leg! It will help me escape. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4392 They look delicious. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4393 Don't go "You in the head lights". 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4394 Just try to imagine them without any fangs and claws. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4395 Remember: they are already naked. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4396 The good gnus is uh...uh... 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4397 And the winner is that lion in the wheel chair 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4398 Like my coach said,"Picture them naked." 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4399 On the menu today....salad! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4400 Relax. It’s not like they’re going to eat you alive. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4401 They’re all brimming with pride 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4402 JUST GET THOUGH THIS AND IT WILL BE ALL OVER 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4403 They'll be having lunch as soon as you finish. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4404 The itinerary is: you, featured presenter, then lunch. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4405 Just remember, your name is Daniel. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4406 Don't be nervous, just imagine them without fur. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4407 Now, get out there and face those hungry lions, like your father did....may he rest in peace. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4408 The audience will eat it up - your message, not you! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4409 An antelope free diet can help with muscle strain.” “Fred - I don’t think they are buying it. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4410 I'm sure they'll eat you up. I mean "it" up. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4411 Skip the joke about dashing out for some kitty litter 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4412 Nonsense! They're just eager to hear you speak. Just don't show any stagefright. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4413 You’re gonna slay ‘em! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4414 Don’t worry. Be calm. They’re vegan. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4415 Just read the announcement, Bruce! “To reflect our commitment to sustainability and combating global warming, we will be serving a locally-sourced all vegan buffet following today’s program.” 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4416 Don't worry just picture the audience fully clothed. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4417 I am worried about the reaction when I announce I filled the position the Bronx zoo 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4418 Do I really have to be the one to tell them? Maybe it's better coming from you? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4419 Calm down, they can smell fear. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4420 And the award in the category 'Best Looking Beast Without Teeth' goes to.. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4421 You've got this. They're going to eat it up. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4422 You’ve got this, Gerard. They’re going to eat it up. Not you, the speech. Oh geez. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4423 Go ahead. It’s not like they’re going to bite you. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4424 Wasted all the time thinking that giving a presentation would be a piece of cake 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4425 Go on, you're the principal. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4426 It's okay, they all volunteered to hear your speech about the pros and cons of self control. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4427 That lady on the right can't wait to get her paws on your stuff! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4428 Kill or be killed. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4429 Lunch is ready immediately after this message. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4430 We've set the menu to them. No need to read it now. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4431 Should we sart by joggoing in place? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4432 Avoid baited breath. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4433 And there'll be a meat, er, meet-and-greet afterwards. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4434 Don't worry it's dinner and a show, and they've already had dinner. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4435 Just pretend they’re all toothless. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4436 Pretend they are all naked. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4437 Look on the bright side; at least you don't have to pretend they're all naked. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4438 These are Christian lions, honey. Just remind them that God is love 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4439 Just Breathe. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4440 No need to be nervous....they're all rabid fans 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4441 It’s a wild bunch out there, but you’ve got this. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4442 They ain't gonna eat you, relax 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4443 What you’re feeling is only stage fright 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4444 They wouldn’t be here if they didn’t want to hear what you have to say. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4445 Don't worry they are vegetarians. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4446 Don't forget to give them a soothing Ron DeSantis smile. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4447 Go ahead. They are hungry for information. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4448 You'll be fine. They're just hungry for your ideas. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4449 Just pretend you actually have clothes on. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4450 Don’t worry mate, you don’t even have to picture them naked” 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4451 Relax - I'll be just down the road if you need me... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4452 You’ll be fine, just picture them without their manes. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4453 Now get out there and don’t break a leg. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4454 Just play it cool. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4455 Okay, now hit them with the final punchline. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4456 Just remind them that this is a peace conference. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4457 They're looking for you to assure them that they are still the kings and queens of the jungle! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4458 Please welcome our guest, doctoral candidate Arthur Pack, who will present his argument for a coherent and deliberate policy for Reparations. Arthur? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4459 I recommend that you give this speech and then leave as quick as you can. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4460 You are not fooling anybody JOE - There is the OBAMA teleprompter just to the side - READ THE DAMNED THING ! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4461 This is fun crowd - I'm sure they'll roar with laughter. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4462 Time’s up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4463 It’s a great speech, you will be lioneyesed for it 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4464 Just repeat your mantra: "Everyone likes me, because I'm smart and delicious!" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4465 Go on. Go ON! It's a vegetarian convention 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4466 Make no mistake, they'll eat you alive. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4467 You'd better make your love and friendship speech Very convincing! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4468 Just don't say ' We've got a full menu tonight!' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4469 Just give them the meat of your speech. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4470 Don’t worry, they are going to eat it up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4471 Don't worry - They told me they all went vegan right before this. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4472 You goat it! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4473 In memoir, vulnerability is strength. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4474 It's a great speech! They're going to eat you up! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4475 I was going to tell you to imagine they’re naked… 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4476 First off, I'm super proud of you conquering your first and second greatest fears today. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4477 I'd cut the part about seizing the moment. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4478 Hey, don’t forget the verse ‘palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy’ 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4479 It's like every other day. Just run for it. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4480 Don’t you deer 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4481 Hakuna Matata my friend... 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4482 Speak clearly and go slow... but not too slow. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4483 Go easy on feeding them the red meat. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4484 Just say that you’ve decided to run again. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4485 Show them what you're made of. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4486 Looks like a hostile audience 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4487 You have nothing to worry about. The audience is literally salivating to see you! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4488 Now that I've introduced you, I'll be running along now. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4489 You'll kill 'em. Or ... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4490 You'll have their attention 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4491 They are going to eat you alive out there. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4492 Have courage, Al. I'm here. Right behind you. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4493 I swear, they're going to eat me alive out there. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4494 The worst they can do is eat you alive. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4495 I’m afraid we are next on the endangered species list 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4496 Try to relax. Remember, they’re all members of Carnivores Anonymous. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4497 You’ll be fine! Just pretend they’re wearing clothes 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4498 Tell them to remain seated while you list the benefits of the herbivore diet. I'll be right back. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4499 Keep going - your touching essay about growing up as prey is really connecting with the audience. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4500 You'll do fine, there a very engaged and attentive audience. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4501 Go ahead! You’re fine. They had lunch before the presentations. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4502 Don't let them eat you alive. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4503 Just leave out the DEER friends part 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4504 Go ahead! Even if they disagree, it's not like they're eat you alive ... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4505 No pressure, Charles. They're woke. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4506 They'll eat you alive" is really only a figure of speech 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4507 I hope that you practiced or you'll be eaten alive! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4508 Just imagine that they're all hairless vegetarians. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4509 It’s just lions and tigers…no bears….why? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4510 Just picture them hunting you in their underwear. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4511 'Just pretend they're all wearing underwear." 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4512 They're waiting with baited breath... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4513 Think about your street cred. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4514 Remember, when they roar, you're killing. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4515 Just get right to the part about gun control and you’ll have them eating out of your hand…so to speak. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4516 Let's welcome Mildred who will first postulate and then undoubtedly demonstrate that the Impala is swifter of foot than your lion, tiger, cheetah, cougar, puma and any other garden-variety feline including but not limited to laughing hyenas." 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4517 It says here that there will be no refreshments till after the show. You want me to say that? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4518 Nobody out there has a hunting permit. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4519 OK, I concede that "Just imagine they're all naked" isn't particularly helpful this time. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4520 Don't be inimidated. Remember, you're the expert. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4521 Don't worry, you ll have them eating out of your hand. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4522 No… don’t lead with the lying joke. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4523 Maybe don’t talk about going Vegan? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4524 Don't be so dramatic Frank, we would never throw you to the wolves. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4525 As the only remaining herd from the Pac 10 conference, we BEG you to allow us entry into your den. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4526 Remember to maintain eye contact and whatever you do, don't run off the stage. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4527 Keep em in the seats a while longer. Our friends are almost hidden. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4528 It's not like they're after your blood... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4529 Hey, man, all ya gotta do is imagine them without their fur on! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4530 Wow, they really did throw you to the.......I mean, don't worry they'll eat it up.......er, well good luck! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4531 You'll be fine - remember this is a convention for vegetarians! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4532 Are you sure we’re just recording another episode of “philosophy talks” 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4533 Not a tough audience Rather medium rare 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4534 Speak like your life depends on it. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4535 for aug. 28 issue, stick man. please please take a look. “well, it looks like you are almost 75% broom, some yard stick and hickory from your mothers side and just a little trace of # 2 pencil” 1.1486 0.05987 74 68 1 5
4536 Just imagine everyone in the audience toothless. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4537 If the bravos turn to Bovidaes, find a savannah, get on it, run fast and don't look back. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4538 What terrific interest in your essay on how to savor life in abundant herds! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4539 Imagine them as toothless and without claws. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4540 You’re gonna do great. Now excuse me while I run full speed out the back door. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4541 And the winner is ..... Simba ! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4542 Don't worry it will all be over soon". submitted by Isolde Dhaliwa 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4543 Rest easy, I scheduled you for the after lunch symposium 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4544 #OscarsSoLion 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4545 Too late now, we cannot do it in videoconference… 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4546 You're overthinking the 'Let's pray' line. They'll know what you mean. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4547 Don’t worry, it’s normal to be afraid of public speaking. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4548 Relax. This will be nothing like social media. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4549 Teaching anti-racism to a room full of white people 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4550 Don’t be nervous, look at that audience! They’re starving and you’re exactly what they want! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4551 Don't be nervous. They've just come from dinner. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4552 You'll be fine. Just imagine they're naked. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4553 Just announce that the luncheon will be vegetarian. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4554 Don't forget to direct at least a few positive comments to our distinguished feline audience. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4555 You might mention that lunch is being catered. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4556 Be careful what you say. This audience could eat you alive 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4557 They said they’re ready for the DEI program. Don’t ask about previous efforts. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4558 Relax, you’ll do great! But, yes, if you mess up they will eat you. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4559 Don't worry, the audience will just eat you up. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4560 You’ve run it past the three toed sloths, the banana slugs, and the slow lorises. Now relax and have fun with it. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4561 Just picture them all... not lions. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4562 Don't worry, it's a captive audience. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4563 Go ahead. Describe the nutritional benefits of plant based meat. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4564 Just picture yourself NOT naked. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4565 Fortunately, they've just had dinner, but I've left the stage door open, just in case. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4566 WHEN YOU ANNOUNCE THE WINNER BE CAREFUL, THESE FOLKS HAVE ENORMOUS PRIDE EVEN IF THEY LOSE 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4567 There was no "A" in the marketing. "Eating 'A' Vegetarian" would have been an unacceptable typo. Open with the turnip joke. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4568 You’ll do fine; just picture the audience toothless. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4569 Start with a joke! it usually breaks the ice. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4570 Go ahead! I promise they'll eat you up 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4571 This I don't think this is a good idea. They are a hungry looking crowd. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4572 ‘On second thought, let’s skip the introductions…’ 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4573 Do we really tell them who won? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4574 Go ahead, Doris. You’ve already got their rapt attention. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4575 They're your base. Throw 'em some red meat! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4576 Fuck fuck fuck 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4577 Keep your remarks brief. The buffalo roamed on, and they ate him alive. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4578 ...and try to sound unappetizing. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4579 Ever feel like bc your being thrown to the lions ? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4580 Well, no, obviously they WILL bite, but you know what I meant 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4581 Good luck with your TED talk on vegetarianism. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4582 Whats wrong Mitch?? Turn the page….. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
4583 Whatever you do, just don’t fall over. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4584 Don’t worry. We gave them a really big lunch. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4585 Don't worry. They'll only eat the loser, not the winner. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4586 Are you sure they're not here to listen to Gisele? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4587 Make them think inside the box and you'll be fine" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4588 Crowds hungry for you! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4589 They'll eat this up, trust me 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4590 Remember--they're 'compassionate conservatives.' 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4591 Just a couple were seat fillers but word got out … 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
4592 Yes perhaps this meeting should have been an email 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4593 Kudos on being this year's keynote speaker of the Safari Club. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4594 Don't worry, they'll eat it up! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4595 I wouldn't open with the Nala jokes 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4596 Just imagine them all wearing clothes. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4597 Don't worry, I think they will really eat you up, 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4598 Just relax. They're going to eat you up. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4599 Their mouths are watering. Get out there! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4600 Make sure that you announce that stage diving is not allowed. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4601 Don't be nervous, Gladys! I'm sure they'll love your, ah, presentation! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4602 Just read it the way I wrote it! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4603 Just act natural. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4604 You’ll be fine, nobody’s going to eat you. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4605 Just make it sound like you're not delicious. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4606 Gosh, the crowd is in rare form tonight...." "I'm sure they're thinking the same thing about you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4607 Relax, they'll eat up whatever you say. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4608 Just stop it! Don’t you know intellectual curiosity when you see it? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4609 Don't worry - they're all just little pussy cats 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4610 Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll eat up whatever you say. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4611 Just speak to the Gazelle in the back. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4612 The Antelope Council has voted that we will also become Carnivorous on the next full moon." 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4613 Listen up Jack. This is NOT a debate. Just tell them that more than one chasing you is unacceptable. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4614 GO AHEAD... THEY'RE HUNGRY FOR MORE. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4615 I haven't seen a crowd so ready to pounce since your uncle died on stage. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4616 In our farewell performance… 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4617 Relax, the constant drumbeat of diversity has tamed this audience and they are now hungry for inclusion. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4618 Don’t think about what happened to the last presenter. Just don’t. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4619 They're smiling because they're looking forward to hearing what you've got to say, not because they're about to eat you alive. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4620 . " nah it's good, the speech is good. They won't eat you alive." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4621 Okay now, you do you. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4622 The Lion King, as told by the gazelles that were there. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4623 After your presentation, we’re breaking for lunch. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4624 It's a seminar on empathy, not a seminar on who goes well with a light demi-glaze and a nice bordeaux. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4625 I find it hard to believe, the captions they pick for the finals. 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
4626 It's a tough audience, but they will just eat you up!! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4627 Relax, They all claim to be species-neutral. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4628 Don't worry. You aren't lame or diseased, and the slow motion national geographic camera is broken 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4629 Just imagine them full. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4630 It's going to be a hostile audience 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4631 You’ll do fine. Just imagine them all in their underwear. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4632 Diversity be damned. This audience is all cats. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4633 Don’t worry, they’re moderates. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4634 Trust me, they’ll be fine with a lunch break announcement of either chicken or fish. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4635 Adoring crowd? I’d exit stage left. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4636 Just be calm, they can sense your fear. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4637 Forget it. They just want to hear about garbage. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4638 Don’t be nervous. We’re all mammals here. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4639 Just picture them with big, bright, toothy smiles. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4640 Trust me there's nothing to be afraid of. They don't bite. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4641 Speak fast, run faster!" 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4642 Stay calm....they're all vegetarians 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4643 Open Table just texted. Our table is ready. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4644 Just imagine them fully-clothed. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4645 No, no – they're drooling with you. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4646 Tell them they need to chase their dreams 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4647 They're just chasing you for a signature. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4648 Keep it brief Tony, they're about to break for lunch. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4649 Listen, you wrote that book about mean old predators so you need to do your presentation now! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4650 Remember, you're speaking, then lunch. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4651 Don't worry, they're not going to eat you. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4652 Like you? They are going to eat you up. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4653 Tell them the hyena joke and you've got 'em. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4654 Psst.We need to replace the bouncer 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4655 It's OK. There are no headlights. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4656 First, tell 'em about their zebra chews gift bags. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4657 And now for the finale you’ve all been waiting for: AS SOON AS I BID YOU MY FOND FAREWELL, as my assistant reads the names, would the lucky audience members please circle, er, line up on stage ? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4658 Please please please I can’t bear this any more! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4659 Don't forget - 'Lions AND Big Cats' 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4660 Just try to forget your past relationships with these predators. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4661 Sorry. We are not on the dinner menu. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4662 And please don't reference sports. The last time we were in Chicago you mentioned the Bears and the Cubs and no one laughed. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4663 Good turnout. I hate to go all Elton John on it, but if they opt to abstain, I’m not sure what they’ll eat. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4664 Just close your eyes and imagine they’re all fully clothed. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4665 Go ahead . . . It's not like they are going to eat you alive or anything. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4666 You might want to tone down the part about 'eating our competitors' lunch.' 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4667 This is the one time I don't want them to eat up every word. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4668 Just imagine them hairless" 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4669 First ask them to look left and right and lick their neighbors. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4670 Um, don't do the speech - just yell "FIRE!! FIRE!! in the building, go out the way you came in!!" 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4671 We’re running into their lunch break, but I think you can hold their attention. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4672 I wouldn’t open with: I tawt I taw a puddy tat! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4673 Trust me...you will have them eating the palm..I mean out of your palm by the end 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4674 When I feel nervous I just visualize the audience in their underwear 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4675 Imagine them wearing underware... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4676 If you look under your seat you will find an IED 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4677 Just think of the pride you'll feel when it's over... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4678 You might want to rethink the intro! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4679 Don’t be afraid. I’m right here. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4680 Do you need an opening one-lioner? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4681 I should skip my ‘love me some bear claw’ joke and go straight into my ‘hibernation is so last year’ arguments. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4682 Relax they already had dinner...stay positive focus on empathy 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4683 It's a vegetarians convention, no fear! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4684 Tell them we’re offering free pizza after the show. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4685 Wrap it up when the band starts to play or the audience charges the stage. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4686 Go ahead! They're all sworn toothless, vegetarians! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4687 Time to yell 'fire',yet? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4688 Don’t be shy, they don’t bite 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4689 If you feel nervous, just picture everybody vegetarian. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4690 Don't worry, they won't be hungry until noon. They just ate the first speaker. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4691 No pressure, but they haven’t eaten yet. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4692 Relax...you've got a captive audience 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4693 have no fear, they all had that miracle shot that makes hunger disappear. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4694 Congrats on the promotion. These are your people to lead now. They want to see you succeed… 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4695 At least you're not Tim Scott at the RNC. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4696 Eat you alive” is just a figure of speech. You’ll be fine 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4697 Just be sincere. They can tell if you're lyin'. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4698 Break a leg. Eat a leg. What's the difference? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4699 Is this what you meant by a captive audience? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4700 We only die at the end 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4701 If you start getting nervous,just imagine they’re all wearing clothes. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4702 Imagine them all wearing clothes. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4703 Isn't democracy great? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4704 Remember, it's a downsizing, not a firing. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4705 Don’t worry, they’ve already been to the dinner portion of the night. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4706 Don't worry..they'll understand when you tell them they're no longer king of the jungle. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4707 Make no mistake or they will eat you alive. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4708 ..and the winner is "Lion in the Winter 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4709 It's okay,you got this! Just explain how we 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4710 Everyone gets a case of stage scat, it'll be fine 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4711 Don't worry honey, just picture everyone without their manes! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4712 Just pretend they just had a full meal. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4713 Remember, tonight we are doing "Cats" 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4714 Look on the bright side. At least we're not in Peoria. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4715 Today's Lecture - "The benefits of being a vegetarian. " 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4716 Just say “Unaccustomed as I am to public eating”. They’ll love it. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4717 George: "You think they'll appreciate our secrets on how to outrun predators?" Carl: "Well, if Brené Brown can inspire people to face their vunerability, we can inspire these lions to chase their dreams!" #WildTalks 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4718 Don't worry, they've had lunch. But don't talk too long. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4719 Don't be nervous. They've all been fed. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4720 Now you sing 'Circle of Life', this was your part 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4721 I don’t know about you but I’m skipping the curtain call. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4722 Don’t worry, Liza, they’re all here for you tonight! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4723 Your material is great. You’re gonna kill ‘em! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4724 Something tells me they won’t support our proposal to overtax meat consumption 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4725 Don't be nervous. It's an after dinner talk. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4726 Shake'n and Bake'n 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4727 Just don't let them make you feel objectified. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4728 I can run with this 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4729 Just picture them in underwear. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4730 Just sayin’. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4731 Don't antagonize them We are outnumbered!!! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4732 It’s normal to feel nervous. Just pretend they’re all naked. Oops — they are all naked. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4733 Don't worry, we provided meal before the service. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4734 Just picture everyone in underwear 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4735 You got this. Just imagine they are all wearing clothes. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4736 Go ahead and tell it like it is. Unfortunately, I can't stay." Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4737 Just imagine them in their underwear. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4738 Show them a little pride. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4739 Look confident or they'll eat you alive. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4740 The caterer just canceled! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4741 You tell them what you think. They can't intimidate me. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4742 David Attenborough can't pick up his award tonight but he thanks Save the Felines for this great honor 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4743 This place is like a zoo! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4744 Just imagine they are all vegetarians. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4745 Remember to emphasize how distasteful and nauseating we are to eat since the pandemic. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4746 The competition was fierce, but we expect the rewards will be life altering. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4747 Just imagine them in cages. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4748 Relax, remember that they are all vegan 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4749 No worries. No one's yet opened with "What's gnu?" 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4750 Don't mention Trump. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4751 Just imagine them squatting in the brush. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4752 Just stick to the script. They won’t bite. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4753 Don't worry about keeping their attention. They're listening with "baited" breath. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4754 It’s thirty minutes to lunch, so make it quick! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4755 Hey, try imagining the lions in their underwear, it might help with the... oh, who am I kidding? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4756 Go on, they won't bite..." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4757 Not kidding- show weakness and this crowd will literally eat you for breakfast. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4758 Just imagine them a captive audience. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4759 Why don't we change 'unfair hunting of herd animals by carnivores' to 'natural processes'? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4760 Don't worry, they're preying on your success. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4761 You'll have them eating out your hands in no time. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4762 don’t worry. it’s not your speech they are interested in. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4763 Be careful, the audience appears to be looking for more than food for thought. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4764 When you sign up for public speaking 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4765 Are you SURE you want to read the luncheon menu? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4766 Eat you alive is just an expression. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4767 Just get them laughing and you'll be fine. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4768 Remember, talk slowly and wave your hands around so they think you're a lion too 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4769 Whoa! I've got a feeling this audience is going to eat you alive! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4770 Sing or you’re their supper 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4771 Don't forget to tell them tonight's meal is vegan with no substitutions! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4772 Look them square in the eye and show them you're not afraid. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4773 And the award goes to Noah. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4774 You've got this! Just get up there and take command of the audience. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4775 Just don't prong, and try to look un-delicious. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4776 Do it, its not like they could eat you alive. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4777 Just go right to the meat of your speech! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4778 Just imagine everyone in the audience has already eaten you. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4779 Don't worry - they're going to eat it up! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4780 Becoming the president can be very difficult. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4781 Watch your grammar, they will eat you alive. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4782 Don’t worry! They don’t maul! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4783 Relax. You'll be fine. Just imagine all of them wearing clothes. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4784 Don't sweat it. Your talk on veganism will go just fine. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4785 I told you that you would have an eager audience. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4786 Just imagine they've been completely shaved. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4787 Yeah, well - they need trigger warnings too 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4788 Don't worry, just stick to the mane points. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4789 Keep going. They're hungry for more. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4790 It's a jungle out there tonight —lions, tigers, and bores. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4791 Go ahead!It's a great poem! They'll eat it up! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4792 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them without any pelts on. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4793 Already naked? Just imagine them without their fur. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4794 Start off with a joke. If that doesn’t work, play dead. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4795 Relax, we're part of their diversity sensitivity program. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4796 Envision them without fur. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4797 What a captive audience! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4798 What’s that Tokens’ song? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4799 It's not like I'm sending you to the wolves... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4800 Just imagine the audience naked without their fur coats 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4801 I know it’s late and you want to get to lunch. Please just remember we identify as lions. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4802 Trust me; you’ll be a huge hit. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4803 I hear you but they are an IRS-approved 509a vegan pride. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4804 -Hope my jokes are not to fresh 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4805 Just imagine they are all small cute pussy cats 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4806 I'll go off stage and set off the fire alarm. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4807 Here, you're the king of the jungle and they're just a bunch of herd animals! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4808 Think of it as like being on Twitter. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4809 Go on. Noone is throwing you to the wolves. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4810 Calm under the pressure. Austin, Lenoir Rhyne 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4811 Be sure to lay it on thick during your speech. They're expecting complimentary snacks at this thing. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4812 This is the 'Deer'-est we've ever been to our audience. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4813 Just picture them putting on underwear. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4814 You better make them laugh, or they will eat you alive 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4815 Don’t be nervous. Just imagine all of them in their underwear. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4816 Stage fright is natural,Greg. Just picture them all naked. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4817 Focus on one audience member 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4818 Just think that you’re here to give something of yourself, not receive. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4819 Ummmmmmmm, not sure my ADHD will be able to handle this. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4820 You’re on! Break a leg! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4821 They won‘t tear you apart! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4822 Nervous? It’s not paranoia if they’r 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4823 Remember, it’s pronounced Idina Menzel 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4824 And the Oscar goes to: .............................. . ..... .... . ... ...... ...... ......... ..... .... .... ..... ... ..... ....... ..... ...... ... ... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4825 Don't be nervous. Imagine they are all sitting in their underwear. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4826 Go on Stan! They are waiting to pounce on every word! It’ll be great! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4827 It helps if you try to picture them as vegans. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4828 What helps me is picturing the audience vegetarian 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4829 How many of you would vote for him even if he is convicted? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4830 Don’t be nervous! They know you’re gnu! That’s why they signed up. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4831 No sudden movements, keep it dull and they should be napping in no time… 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4832 I promise, they'll eat this up! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4833 Just be yourself! They'll love you I promise. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4834 Don't worry, they'll love you to pieces. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4835 Not to worry, I promise this audience will eat you up. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4836 Just pretend they’re all just wearing their underwear 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4837 Remember; just picture them naked and you’ll be fine. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4838 Show Confidence! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4839 Try a joke to start, "Did you hear the one about the Mouse and the Lion? Glad I'm not a lion ...umm..." 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4840 Don't be nervous, jut imagine they're all in their underwear. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4841 Don’t be nervous, just pretend they’re naked. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4842 You might gloss over the exit locations. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4843 Remember, just picture them all in underwear. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4844 Ixnay on the banquet. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4845 Go on don't be nervous, just pretend they don't have any teeth. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4846 Be careful. They can tell if you’re lyin’. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4847 Trust me, they don't hate your guts. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4848 Time to show them how well enlightened centrism works! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4849 Just make sure you don't open this meeting with the phrase, "Let us pray." 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4850 Think of them all as naked. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4851 The schedule has them taking lunch after you’re finished. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4852 Make it good. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4853 Remember, your antlers are your friend. #mynewyorkercaption 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4854 Just imagine each one has had a shot of Ozempic. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4855 Oh no! This missive says to say lions are idiots. Your turn. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4856 Relax, it's just a press conference 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4857 I call this Deer in the Headlights. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4858 Just imagine them with horns. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4859 Just be honest and appeal to them to go against their instincts. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4860 Just pledge to support Trump when he is declared the nominee 1.1406 0.06247 64 59 1 4
4861 Let me take a look at that. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4862 You've got it backwards. The mane characters are in the audience. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4863 Just leave out the part about your favourite restaurants. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4864 Just imagine them without their fur. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
4865 Don't worry, they're gonna eat you - um, IT - up! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4866 Don't be nervous but if you mess up this audience will eat you alive. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4867 Welcome to the first world wide gathering of Elk eaters anonymous 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4868 Lionex. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4869 ''They ate up the last speaker.'' 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4870 I’d ditch the crowd work. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4871 If you feel nervous, just imagine they're all hairless" 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4872 Trust me, they'll love you to pieces. I'll meet you at the hotel. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4873 The time has come to give up fast food. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4874 Relax—just imagine them with clothes on. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4875 Just imagine them naked. Or without teeth. Or something" 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4876 Looks like a tough crowd. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4877 Just tell them the joke about the lying lion laying down with the yearling. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4878 It's kill or be kill. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4879 We thought a TEDtalk would be safer than a safari. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4880 I think my opener of "lions and tigers and bears oh my" might be inappropriate. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4881 Maybe leave out the part about the savory pop tarts. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4882 They were all scanned before being allowed in. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4883 They don't care that we look different from them. They love us, and they will love your poem. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4884 You should be worried if they start to heckle you. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4885 Stop worrying, Jerry. They're going to love your talk on "Becoming a Vegan. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4886 Just go out there and pretend they all lost their teeth and claws. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4887 Sparkle like your life depends on it. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4888 Act like nothing is wrong, slowly back up and run like hell." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4889 Ok, fine. We’ll switch. You’ll be the peace offering. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4890 Don’t be scared.. just imagine them in their underwear! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4891 They won’t eat you unless you make a mistake. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4892 I'm sorry I had to schedule your talk right before lunch 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4893 Don’t panic! As I mentioned before, no experience needed 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4894 Oppa Gangnam style. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4895 I thought we were the emcees for an Eat, PRAY, Love festival, not an Eat, PREY, Love festival. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4896 I said they’re going to eat it up, not eat you up! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4897 Try to be confident or they'll eat you alive. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4898 Your speech is the only thing between them and dinner. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4899 Just remember, if things don’t go well, you can run faster than they can. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4900 I told you we should have gone on Shark Tank. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4901 You go first. I just remembered I need to run back and check the range. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4902 I'm sure the audience will enjoy you very much! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4903 What? You told me to find the right audience for promoting a vegan diet 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4904 I'm sure I don't have to tell you not to mention food. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4905 Don’t worry. There was a wildebeest buffet. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4906 Remember, you only get one chance to make a first impression. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4907 and the candidates for slowest gazelle are:"Murray, "three legs" Mallow; Fred "stumpy" Carlson and Eleanor "Slowpoke" Snyder, may she rest in peace, and the winner is..... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4908 And for lunch today we will serving our vegetarian me menu 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4909 Yeah, picturing this audience naked may not work as well 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4910 You're probably wondering why we asked you here tonight... 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
4911 . "Just leave out the part about the nation facing food insecurity". 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4912 Don't worry, this is a safe space! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4913 At the very least, they’ll eat up every word. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4914 Don't look them straight in the eyes and you'll be fine 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4915 Don't worry! They won't eat you! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4916 They won't bite? Yet all of their mouths are watering. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4917 2 Elks walk into a bar, after a few drinks one elk passes out, Bartender says are you just gonna leave that lyin there. That's not a lion that's an elk. What if they herd that one before 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4918 Just pretend everyone is naked." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4919 Now don't forget...filibuster, filibuster! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4920 Well, you’re the one who wanted to promote diversity. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4921 The final essay will be presented by our endangered friend called." Why we ate the entire human race to save the planet". 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4922 Eat, prey,repeat 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4923 don't worry they don't eat meat on Fridays 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4924 Just picture everyone hairless. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4925 It's okay, they're all vegetarian. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4926 They already had lunch... don't worry! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4927 But they're *registered* independents. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4928 On a final note, we’re outah here! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4929 I’m not sure it was wise to accept this keynote offer for the lions club. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4930 Don't be afraid. They're a bunch of pussycats. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4931 Don't be nervous,just pretend they all have cloths on. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4932 What’s wrong? I gave you the lion’s share of the part. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4933 Don't be nervous. Simply get things started. They're just hungry for entertainment. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4934 Love the title, “Savage Remorse.” 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4935 Don't Worry - they love you so much they just want to eat you alive! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4936 You got this . Open with a joke. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4937 You'll do fine. Everyone gets stage flight. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4938 Would it kill you to be a little more appealing to the crowd for once? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4939 Therefore, Aslan is unfit to rule over Narnia, because, as members of the food chain, we’re all living in his reign of terror.“ 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4940 In normal circumstances I would say break a leg, but I don't want to see you get devoured on stage 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4941 Everyone has to read the menu once. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4942 Venison is high in cholesterol, saturated fat and is known to cause distemper! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4943 Why do I feel that this audience is out to get me? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4944 Relax.....they've signed the Vegetarian Oath 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4945 You've got their full attention. You'll have them eating out of your hand...ahem, so to speak. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4946 Remember, they’re spotlights. Not headlights. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4947 Just imagine them vegetarian. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4948 Don't worry—ewe'll be fine. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4949 Remember, dear, red is a trigger word... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4950 Don’t worry. They all left their dentures at the door. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4951 Now I understand why your tickets sold out within minutes. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4952 Just remember you are the after dinner speaker. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4953 I was hoping you could flesh out your resume. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4954 Don't worry! They will just eat you up. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4955 Even asking for venture capital has its risks. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4956 Just envision them all without any clothes on 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4957 Give 'em the cat's meow! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4958 I told you we should have cast more deer! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4959 Nooo! You want them to eat more CANTaloupe 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4960 Just convince them going Vegan will help their brand. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4961 Hey, don't be shy, they are really eager to hear what you have to say about them becoming vegetarians. I'll be waiting backstage. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4962 Just remember, you're among friends. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4963 And the award for best actress…goes to Bambi!! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4964 The winner for best original costume is…. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4965 If you're feeling nervous just imagine that they're all naked 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4966 Just try to imagine them all wearing leisure suits. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4967 Are you sure you want to do this? You have a hungry audience out there. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4968 Just imagine them without their pride. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4969 psst...psst....DO NOT mention that we're offering refreshments and light snacks after your talk! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4970 It better be good or they will eat you alive. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4971 …and this year’s award for best performance by an antelope chaser goes to…. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4972 They'll only eat you alive if you forget to thank the benefactors 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4973 Tell them we’re having technical difficulties, ease back slowly, and we’ll make a run for it. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4974 Just don't say anything bad about predators--they'll eat you alive." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4975 You'll be great! The Big Cat Vegan Association is going to savor your presence tonight. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4976 Just say something corny. You'll be fine. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4977 Are you sure sure that this is the annual vegetarian convention? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4978 It’s a killer crowd tonight, I’m not lion. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4979 Sorry, I thought they meant ‘PAC.’ 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4980 Start with a joke. They’ll eat it up… 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4981 Just picture them vegan 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4982 Just make sure that it's only your thoughts they take in. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4983 Your Ph.D. committee only wants you to see you succeed. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4984 Just imagine them all feeling bloated. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4985 No worries, they're vegan. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4986 Remember, it won't go well for you if this audience senses your stage fright. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4987 Distract them by walking on your hind legs, like this. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4988 This is a good crowd! Don't be nervous, they'll eat you up. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4989 Just imagine them as humans in their underwear. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4990 Everyone please keep your seats until the speakers leave the building. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4991 Kid, picture them at the dentist's office with no incisors. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4992 It gives me great pleasure to be the keynote speaker at this vegan convention. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4993 Just pretend they have no claws on. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4994 Make it fast. They're waiting for dinner. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4995 This audience will “eat you alive” if you give that talk about the vices of fast food. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4996 Don't worry, they are hungry for another perspective. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4997 Remember what we talked about. Stand up straight, try not to fixate on your entrails, and remember to enunciate. You got this, buddy! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4998 Tell them the dinner reception is cancelled. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4999 It’s not as if they’ll eat you for breakfast. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5000 You have them on the edge of their seats 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5001 Go ahead. Read it, Sweetie. They'll eat you up. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5002 Just don’t make them mad 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5003 Show them how to dress to kill.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5004 Just imagine they’re really pussycats. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5005 Just make believe they're wearing their underwear 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5006 My two greatest fears--public speaking and a room full of lions. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5007 Just picture yourself eating THEM 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5008 No, sorry, when I said ‘imagine them bared’ I meant naked. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5009 I’m opps 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5010 Just start off with a good pronk. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5011 Don't forget to mention the complimentary picnic baskets 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5012 ‘Just rememberer life is made of moments. If you get through this moment you can do anything!!!’ 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5013 The first two speakers were devoured, but you know what they say; third time's the charm 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5014 Don’t be nervous. Just imagine they’re all naked. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5015 When you finish, we'll run like hell. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5016 They're hungry for entertainment! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5017 Don't worry. They'll eat "My Fun Time at CATS!" right up. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5018 Looks like you’ve already got their attention, so you can skip the opening joke. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5019 Don't be nervous. They're mostly undecideds. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5020 Don't show any weakness. Seriously, don't. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5021 OK you can tell them your name 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5022 Your Fraternal duty is to let them know tonight's performance of "The Lion King' has been cancelled. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5023 When you're finished say, "I'll be right back" and we'll get out of here in a hurry. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5024 this crowd looks like it will eat us alive! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5025 Honest, they're going to love you. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5026 Better bring your ‘A’ game. It’s a tough crowd – they’ll eat you alive. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5027 They aren't angry, growling is how they applaud... 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5028 You'll learn to love academic conferences. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5029 Look — stand-up comics usually have a short run. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5030 First the deer, then the antelope will play. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5031 Imagine they're all naked. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5032 Who Gnu? We aren't Lion- winning will put the Springbok in your step!" "Open the envelope. Please! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5033 Why don't you try to imagine them in their underwear! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5034 Wear a mask and say you have the Coronavirus” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5035 I really want to ask if the cat's got your tongue, but I won't. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5036 I'd probably steer away from crowd work tonight. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5037 The extreme benefits of being a vegetarian. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5038 ...and, thank heavens, winner for Best Show is...CATS! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5039 You'll be fine - they don't bite! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5040 Be careful! This audience could eat you alive! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5041 You'll do fine. Just imagine them all to be naked. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5042 Don’t freak out- it is just the circle of life 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5043 They're going to just eat you up. I promise! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5044 Show a little chutzpah or this crowd will eat you up. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5045 When you get to the part about the Cowardly Lion...run like hell. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5046 Go on, say it, 'You're all invited to an intimate meet'n'greet after the show.' 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
5047 It's too late to back out now. You're running 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5048 Buck up! You'll be fine! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5049 Stay upright and they won’t recognize you. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5050 Don't worry. They just feasted on a Wagnerian opera with 100 musicians in the orchestra pit. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5051 Stay away from your usual killer speech. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5052 Trust me. The audience will be eating you up. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5053 Just imagine them eating you alive in their underwear. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5054 Just imagine that they're not wearing any clothes. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5055 There will be a short intermission after which snacks will be served. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5056 Think about it. Wouldn’t you rather be up here than down there? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5057 You may want to reword that final statement in your speech 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5058 These individuals past security check, no guns, no knives? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5059 Keep it real short, and beat it! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5060 Reason #43: Vegetables are much better for your gut biome. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5061 Go on, get out there…They don’t bite! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5062 Don’t worry, you’re looking like a snack tonight 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5063 Don’t let them play you off. It’s the oldest trick in the book. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5064 Remember advocacy means that sometimes we have to put ourselves in uncomfortable situations. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5065 It's OK, Freddy, they're all mouths! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5066 You're gonna be great. I'll wait in the car with the engine running. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5067 Tell them they would get Covid from eating us. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5068 I get the feeling we were thrown to this group by our producer. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5069 It's easy. Just make like you're one of them. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5070 These motivational speakers are known to get carnivores out of a rut. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5071 Want to gain confidence? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5072 You should probably stay away from, "We are all one!" 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5073 Don't worry, they all want to learn about slow antelopes 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5074 Remember, as long as you look them in the eye, you have nothing to fear. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5075 I thought this was antelopes anonymous 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5076 Quick! Get to the part about how a vegetarians live longer lives. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5077 No worry. They all ate before coming here. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5078 Friendly group. There ain't no way to hide their lion eyes. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5079 And I’ll admit that it is an unexpected audience for your talk on sustainable agriculture 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5080 Tough crowd. They're eating you alive! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5081 You've got it...make it convincing! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5082 Thank You for Coming to the Premiere of “Prey that Got Away” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5083 Just stick to the topic of bio-diversity. What's the worst that can happen? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5084 It's just an announcement that lunch will be delayed. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5085 How did we manage to get them all in one room? What did you tell them that they all showed up? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5086 It's OK, your anxiety symptoms are normal. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5087 Oh come on Earl,don 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5088 You're safe. We didn't invite any tigers or bears to this meeting. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5089 You got this, buddy. Swallow your pride before it swallows you. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5090 How long can you make the story last...I mean us last. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5091 You wait. I'm going to make this audience roar. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5092 Make it through this,and I'll book you at the Apollo. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5093 Public speaking is going to be the least of your worries. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5094 You'll do great - just imagine they're all naked. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5095 I'd leave out the part about liking dogs more than cats. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5096 I don't like the lines you wrote - especially lyin' lions. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5097 Run through your tight five, a cheetah is following you 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5098 Nah, they’ll eat it up 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5099 "Don't worry. They're already riveted by you." 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5100 It's a lecture on fighting off predators... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5101 Just think of them without their fur on and you’ll be fine. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5102 Calm down, don't look appetizing. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5103 Don't be nervous. You have a captor...er...captive audience. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5104 Stage flight is a good thing. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5105 Good luck-they used to be a captive audience. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5106 Turn a leaf, or you’re their meat! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5107 Just imagine them in clown outfits. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5108 I don't think they've eaten 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5109 Don't be nervous. I 'm sure they's eat you up! 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5110 Anyone who said “the audience here will eat you alive” was just trying to scare you. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5111 No game, no pain. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5112 Seminar on becoming a vegetarian. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5113 Like an antelope in stage lights 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5114 Do your best or they’ll eat you you alive. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5115 Talk slower than you think you need to, then run as fast as you can. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5116 The recipes are really quite tasty, and don’t require that anyone die savagely and alone… 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5117 The spotlight will blind you..........keep reading. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5118 Home, home on the range Where the Lions and the antelope play Where seldom is heard a discouraging word..." susan knickerbocker whidbey island w 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5119 Don't worry, they know the buffalo is speaking next 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5120 The audience is just a bunch of pussycats. They'll eat you up 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5121 Say what you have to say and then run like hell. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5122 Just imagine all of them clothed. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5123 Try not to imagine them. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5124 Calm down, dinner was included. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5125 You'll do fine. They seem very receptive to your new book, "Eat Prey, Love. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5126 No pressure, but our future very much depends on you winning them over! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5127 Don't worry, the speech is full of red meat. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5128 Listen, fucker. If you don’t read that stupid fucking speech to these god damned animals, I’ll fuck you. I’ll fuck you over. Your life, as you’ve known it, will become a hollow shell. I hate you. I hate you so much, fucker. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
5129 Win friends, use your Dale Carnegie. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5130 Just pretend they're all hairless cats. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5131 Don't panic. When you feel scared, just see them with their fur off 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5132 Make sure your speech is purrfect, deer! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5133 Don't worry about your elevator pitch - it's not like the audience can eat you alive! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5134 It's gonna be fine. Not like they're going to rip you to shreds or anything. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5135 They're under control. I'd hold off on the pellets. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5136 These are instructions from the king about some dude name of Daniel. Could save our skins! Rick Kalamaya Longmont, Colorado 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5137 Not to worry... They'll love you for what you are! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5138 Our metrics say that they’re 14% persuadable. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5139 Where the deer and the antelope prey… 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5140 Just pretend they have no coats. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5141 It’s easy, just read what they wrote and be the distraction. They will never know. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5142 Looks like you're getting the lion's share of the laughs. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5143 Just picture them without their fur - and their teeth and claws - and you’ll be fine. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
5144 You know,most of us would rather die than do this. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5145 Don't worry Daniel, you've got this. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5146 Just be glad you’re the keynote speaker after their banquet. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5147 For Goodness sake Elsa,read the room! Edit out that bit about killer instinct 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5148 Show them we are the boss! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5149 I'd be lion if I said I wasn't nervous 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5150 Start with a self deprecated joke, like “Nice to meat you all.” #publicspeaking 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5151 Nervous? Just imagine the audience is naked...and not salivating. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5152 Tell the truth and then run. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5153 Don't worry - they're all following the bouncing ball 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5154 I thought you said I should "read between the lines" 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5155 Don't worry. They're all VEGAN. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5156 lets hope they're a captive audience 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5157 Just avoid eye contact. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5158 Go ahead, just picture your audience in underwear. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5159 I don't think they heard you, tell them again about harmony in nature. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5160 I found the back door. Tell them we have a special surprise for them, a live excerpt from The Lion King, and we'll be right back. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5161 Well, you were the one who said "I Have a Dream." 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5162 Shhhhh, don't cry. It makes you look weak. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5163 Now it's your turn to read "Why I'm a slow runner" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5164 You’ll be FINE, Bob! They’re hungry for a fresh, new voice. Just imagine them naked…with full bellies…most of them.” 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5165 Please welcome Monty Chevre as we continue to celebrate Pride Month! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5166 “Go ahead Sam, tell them the elephant in the room sightings have been wildly exaggerated.” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5167 It's hard to envision the crowd in their underwear, when they are envisioning you as their dinner. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5168 Oh, go ahead. The audience has a voracious appetite. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5169 Many of you have considered a vegetarian lifestyle. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5170 But the entire audience is nothing but, 'Lions, tigers and bears!' 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5171 It's okay- just use your laser pointer. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5172 Just skip over that part about your mother's demise. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5173 Oh, you just have speech oratory jitters Margo! ...I don't think this 'VEGAN HEALTH SUMMIT' audience is padded with a bunch of imposters. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5174 Go to the mic! They will eat you up! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5175 Your worst performance will be your last. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5176 Just imagine that they’re all sitting there naked. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5177 I shouldn't have worn heels and a tuxedo to such an event, I need a baaaaaaaaack up plan 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5178 Don't sweat it. The worst that could happen is they'll eat you alive! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5179 Go ahead it will be alright, I will be backstage ok 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5180 Remember..."Think of the possibilities in a world with lab-grown meat." 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5181 They can't get enough of this stuff--they just eat it up. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5182 Remember, just imagine them all naked! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5183 Late change!: Cerus Gustus Bonum - should read: Cerus Sunt Bonum!! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5184 Start with a joke or they will eat you alive. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5185 I’d say, ‘Break a leg,’ but that didn’t go well for Bob. Just remember, they may look intimidating, but they want you to succeed. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5186 Did you just quote the Bible? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5187 Don’t worry you’re among friends! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5188 Teach them hip-hop dance and we’re home free. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5189 Trust me, it reads better with a "d" in front of "electable" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5190 I don't think you have to worry about stage fright for this talk. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5191 The audience is all ears! So eager to hear our arguments on vegetarianism. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5192 Honestly, I don't relish being lionized. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5193 I ain’t lion! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5194 perhaps, don't break a leg 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5195 did you just say, ‘you look delicious’? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5196 There is no such thing as a “harmless crowd” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5197 We shall continue with Social Distancing with the Prides in the hunting season " 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5198 Here's a little trick I use, pretend that they're toothless and have been de-clawed. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5199 Now, Gary, you've gotta make sure that your jokes land tonight, or else I'd imagine that the tomatoes they throw wont just be for show. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5200 Don't be nervous, just imagine them in their underwear. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5201 Remember to relax and just don’t be yourself. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5202 Are you sure they are vegetarians? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5203 You signed up to play Hamlet. You can't just read the "To be" part. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5204 Just go out there and imagine them without their fur on. And without their teeth. And their claws. And their ravenous, insatiable, brutally savage hunger for you and for the flesh of your children. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5205 It’s okay, they have been fed. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5206 If you can win this crowd over, you're a cinch to get the nomination! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5207 Please come up to the stage in an orderly way, one row at a time. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5208 Tell them there IS an elephant back THERE and we're not playing game. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5209 Don't worry, you'll do great. Just imagine them all without teeth... or fangs... or a predatory instinct. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5210 Just think of them in their underwear . 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5211 Go ahead - they can't wait to eat you up! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5212 There is a sock beneath every seat. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5213 The last presenter disappeared so we moved you up. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5214 Relax. Just go and be yourself. The material is perfect. They'll eat it all up! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5215 You'll be fine- just picture them all wearing clothes." 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5216 Just don’t mention Simba. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5217 Just imagine they are all naked vegetarians 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5218 Get out there. What 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5219 Just give me the signal if you want me to call animal control.m 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5220 Describe the advantages of wearing high heels.” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5221 Unfortunately Jeff Corwin cannot be with us today. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5222 You’ll be fine. It’s not like I’m throwing you to the lions here. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5223 Don't be scared, they won't eat you! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5224 They were told they have to watch what they eat. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5225 Don't worry about your speech, I'm sure they'll eat it up. In the meantime, I've got to run. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5226 All you need to do is picture them all in psychedelic colors 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5227 Their surveys indicate they are persuadable, but only for about ten seconds. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5228 What time did you wake up this morning? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5229 You will do just fine. I'll wait for you backstage. Seriously. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5230 No worries, Alice, this audience is hungry for poetry. They'll eat it up! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5231 It's okay. They'll want to hear about the Nobel Peace Award. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5232 Lunch will be served the moment we run off this stage 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5233 Remember, you should really make this one less motivational. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5234 Just don’t show lot of flesh. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5235 Martha, make the case that you're a bland vegetarian. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5236 Trust me, you don’t have to die on stage tonight… 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5237 Annie, I have some good advice for you. Don't let them eat you alive. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5238 They’re going to eat me alive, Jim. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5239 Make them laugh!! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5240 Just pretend they don’t want to eat you. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5241 Imagine them with their fur and you'll feel much more relaxed. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5242 Just pretend they're all naked. And vegetarian. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5243 Easy for you to say. I'm feeling like the proverbial sacrificial lamb. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5244 No reason to be nervous. You've got a captive audience. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5245 You've got this. If you get nervous, just imagine that they're all hairless. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5246 Just picture them with hairballs. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5247 If you’re scared, try to imagine your audience sated. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5248 Yes, I have read Daniel 6:22. But, be an angel and shut their mouths for me, O.K.? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5249 Don't be nervous. They'll love your report on pronghorns. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5250 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5251 Don’t worry! You are speaking after dinner and dessert! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5252 Don't tell them they lost the election. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5253 If you don't make them laugh you're fired, good luck! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5254 Just pretend none of them have any clothes on. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5255 Just imagine they’re all wearing clothes. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5256 Just say you'll vote for him even if he's convicted. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5257 Don’t be nervous. They’ll love you. They’ll devour your every word. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5258 I'd leave out the part about the lion's share 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5259 They’re naked anyway so I hope that helps. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5260 Remember, start with "Members of the Lions Club, I beseech you. Spare me!" Then, I would run like hell! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5261 Just remember, the topic is 'Eat Pray Love' , not 'Love to Eat Prey', and you should be okay. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5262 Don't worry. They're here for you! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5263 Don’t worry. They’re all in AA (Antelopes Anonymous). Almost all them are on step 9. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5264 Stage fright is normal, stage flight is a very bad idea! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5265 Just imagine they’re all hairless. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5266 I hope you remembered to translate your address into Lion. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5267 Relax. They're going to eat you--I mean it--up." 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5268 Dont worry,they have promised to be vegetarians from today. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5269 Don’t worry—you’ve got their full attention. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5270 Just don't freeze if you get them roaring. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5271 Remember to emphasize the part that says we can have peace in our time. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5272 They don’t have any street pred. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5273 Listen. We've gone over this. This is not a "do or die" situation. You will be fine. I'm telling you. They just got back from lunch. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5274 Don't worry about being the media's target; RFK Jr.'s speaking next! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5275 I hope you practiced running those lines 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5276 Perk up will you, you're on the cover of this month's GazElle! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5277 They may have misunderstood what a pray session is, but they still need the good Lord’s word. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5278 Don’t worry Mr. President, they’ll eat you up! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5279 Don't be nervous, you just have to talk in front of a pit. They won't eat you! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5280 The Carnivore Contest winner is proud to share his recipe for Goat Tartar .. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5281 Don't worry. They're gonna eat you up.... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5282 Little public speaking tip? Just imagine them all as vegetarians. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5283 Remind them the menu is chicken. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5284 It will be fine - just skip the reference to the "all you can eat buffet, afterwards". 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5285 Just picture them fur-less and you'll be fine. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5286 Just tell them platitudes and walk away quickly. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5287 Don’t worry, just lead with a joke. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5288 In fairness to me, you can see how "bate with an 'ate'" was confusing in this context. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5289 Yes, I’m certain. They all ate before they got here. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5290 „It‘ll be fine. We’re all human, after all.“ 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5291 Go on,they are all vegans now and only eat Impossible Elk. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5292 I am proud to announce that this year’s theatrical production is titled “Gazelles & Dolls”. After 20 years running, “Cats” has been cancelled. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5293 Imagine they are all naked vegetarians.” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5294 Imagine everyone dressed 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5295 Just tell 'em Noah said only two and I'm sure they'll understand. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5296 Just remember. Everyone is toothless and clawless . . . toothless and clawless . . . 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5297 I don’t think I’m cut out for this! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5298 It's OK. They all just had a big lunch. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5299 Just imagine them all de-fanged 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5300 Relax! The audience will eat you up! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5301 Just imagine the entire audience without their skins on and you’ll do fine. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5302 Have no fear; they will savor your every word. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5303 You got nothin’ to worry about, buddy.They’re gonna eat you up.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5304 That's one hungry audience out there. Give 'em what they paid for. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5305 She’ll be reading a chapter from her new book, Why You Should Go Vegan. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5306 You said they were all going to be cats! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5307 we can have some cantaloupe for you all later" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5308 I thought we could begin this evening with a parable about a lion who lies down with a gazelle, ur, I mean a lamb... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5309 I am not sure if they are here to listen to your speech or to eat you for lunch. Either way, break a leg!' 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5310 And now our last speaker before lunch... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5311 Thank you for coming to this first stockholders' meeting of "Near Deer Plant-Based Venison. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5312 Picturing the audience naked might not work this time. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5313 Just like we practiced in VR 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5314 And when you say ‘let’s make the world a better place’, you just run, run, run. I’ll be waiting for you at the zoo. Honey, what could go wrong? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5315 Look, they’re already all naked, so you don’t even have to use your imagination on that. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5316 Relax, your thesis is great 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5317 Don't be shy, if they don't agree, we can outrun these cats. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5318 Just be yourself, I'll be just over here, by the door. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5319 Now just go out there and show your pride! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5320 Just imagine they're all naked. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5321 Confidence. They'll eat it up. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5322 These talking points are red meat for the base. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5323 Don’t worry, like you and me, they eat one leg at a time. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5324 at least they are not dinosaurs 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5325 Perhaps you should skip the "lunch will follow" remark. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5326 Don’t be nervous. You’ll probably be eaten before you finish the first paragraph. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5327 Make it so bad that they run for the exits. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5328 And to present a paper on predatory practices in our neighborhood... 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
5329 Don’t trip over your words.” 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5330 You know it was their idea to elect the king of the jungle -- and they said they'd accept the results. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5331 Just pretend they are all naked (and they don't want to eat you). Go get 'em, Killer. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5332 Go ahead, they’re eager to learn who won the best dressed category… 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5333 Remember, they can smell fear! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5334 Thank you for the opportunity to present our views on coexistence at this conference. We have been preparing them since we were invited. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5335 You know what they say, entertain or die. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5336 Healthy Reasons to Become a Vegetarian 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5337 No worries. It’s the best thesis on Veganism I’ve ever read. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5338 Bruh this ain't the vegan convention 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5339 You are absolutely and one hundred percent sure that this speech won't make them hungry? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5340 At least you're not being thrown to the wolves. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5341 Just imagine them devouring you and feeling ill afterwards. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5342 DON'T worry,, they are hungry for a good tale,,,! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5343 Best of luck with your case for a vegan diet; but be sure to wrap it up well before the lunch break. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5344 It’s Pride night, so run like hell when you’re done. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5345 Just imagine they are all naked and also that you are running away at sixty miles an hour. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5346 Don't worry, a fear of public speaking is primal. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5347 I would skip the 'let's-go-vegan' part 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5348 It's a miracle, you have them eating out of your hoof! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5349 So their jobs are being eliminated -- just remind them of the generous severance package of freshly killed animal flesh. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5350 Skip the feline jokes, ok.” 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5351 Don't worry, Fred, they're not gonna eat you alive. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5352 Remember why they call you the GOAT…go on now 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5353 Our pride campaign was supposed to be presented in a safe space 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5354 Just picture the audience naked…and afraid 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5355 Break a leg… Wait, that came off wrong. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5356 Singing for their supper. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5357 Why be nervous? They’re gonna eat you up! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5358 It's 11:30 so keep it short. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5359 Relax, the worst that happens is they rip you to shreds 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5360 Convince them we have to be cooked first. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5361 I was hoping for a more captive audience. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5362 Don't worry, almost all of them are fasting. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5363 Just try to picture them without their teeth. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5364 I don’t think you’ll need your speech - they’re all teeth, er, eyes. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5365 On second thought maybe you shouldn’t open with reading the menu. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5366 Don't worry, just be yourself. They'll love you for who you are! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5367 You should just pretend the audience is naked. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5368 They are all very brainwashed so don’t dispute their alternative facts.” 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5369 Nervous? Just pretend their all clothed! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5370 No, you go. They'd eat me alive. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5371 They wanted me to tell you to make sure and not invite them to the after lecture dinner. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5372 Definitely recommend a vegetarian diet 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5373 Saudi representatives read demands of the world's sheep disguised as lions. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5374 Just remember, they’re reform 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5375 Just imagine them with no hair. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5376 Go give them a taste of what you got. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5377 I'm not feline this crowd. I think they're going to eat me alive out there. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5378 Stage fright? Don't worry about it. They're gonna eat you up! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5379 You're great! They will eat it up!" 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5380 Don't worry, it's just the opposite of being a 'captive audience'. Or is that 'inverse'? I can never keep those straight! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5381 With climate change looming, don't we all need to be a little kinder? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5382 Just imagine them feasting on your mother-in-law. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5383 And the best Fast Break goes to... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5384 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them all with no fur." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5385 Just picture them in your mind without clothes. Or claws. Or fangs. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5386 You’d better be quick, Harold or this audience will eat us alive! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5387 Don't worry the first time is the hardest 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5388 Go ahead. They're not going to eat you! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5389 What does scapegoat mean? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5390 Sometimes it's difficult to know what their reactions actually mean. So be careful, don't offend anyone. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5391 Now! Drop the net! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5392 Trust me. They’re waiting for you. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5393 You've got all the data. A vegan diet is perfect. Just tell them about how healthy, plump, and sleek you are. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5394 You got this. Just picture them naked. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5395 Have they herd you before? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5396 The stage door is open - make a dash for it after your speech! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5397 @meredithcartoons “Not all lions, Caroline.” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5398 Tell them you’re the one that got away — that gets laughs every time. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5399 Remember. Just picture them naked. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5400 Just stay away from red meat issues. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5401 Don't worry! After you explain the health benefits of a plant-based diet, they'll never look at you the same way again. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5402 Take a breath and don't rush too much 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5403 It's normal to be nervous before being devoured. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5404 Don’t mention religion. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5405 The nominees for the best animal costume in a Halloween documentary are: 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5406 Remember what we said about the vegetarian paragraph. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5407 we'd like to introduce you to a new product: beyond antelope keeps down that bad cholesterol. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5408 To take away the anxiety,just imagine everyone in the audience is naked. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5409 Start praying 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5410 Take pride in what you wrote! Ben McConnell, Chapel Hill, NC 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5411 Well...in the register, they are listed as vegetarians. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5412 We're here as Elks to hear a roar of approval when we bad mouth the Moose and Eagles and the Monkeys. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5413 What ever you do, don’t picture them naked…yeeesh. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5414 The fear of being eaten alive is normal... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5415 Just be yourself, they’ll eat it up for sure. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5416 Don’t be nervous…it’s not like they’re going to eat you alive! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5417 Don’t worry. There are no headlights. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5418 Don't forget to emphasize the health benefits of veganism. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5419 It’s ok. It’s not like they are going to attack you and eat you or anything… 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5420 Remember, just think of them naked and everything will be fine... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5421 Don't forget to stand still. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5422 And the Acatemy Award winner for best actor is…. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5423 They’re just Pussy Cats! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5424 It may help to think of ourselves as their base rather than red meat. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5425 It’s not like they’re going to eat you alive. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5426 Remember Sam,Timing is everything. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5427 Don’t be nervous Gladys! Just imagine them all naked … 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5428 Picture them all in their under hair. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5429 Go on - no need to be nervous! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5430 Just be ready to pronk off the stage. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5431 Start with a couple of jokes, then run like hell 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5432 You have nothing to be nervous about. Just imagine them all naked. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5433 « The award is given to The Lion King. » 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5434 ‘Everything is fine, you love cats remember» 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5435 So remember, it's all about the benefits of a vegan diet! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5436 I am so pride of you 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5437 Don’t be anxious, your speech is simply mouthwatering! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5438 Why do they keep asking what's for lunch? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5439 My colleague, Bucky, will update you on the balance between crime, affordable housing, and a vibrant boulevard. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5440 What are you afraid of? Think they are going to eat you? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5441 I'm afraid there has been a mistake, Bearlight has won Best Picture 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5442 Don't be nervous. Imagine them as all naked . . . Oh, they are naked. Never mind. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5443 To I guess it goes without saying,they can sense fear. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5444 Don't forget - it's the audience that needs to be captive 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5445 They're roaring for you 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5446 Don't be afraid. They won't bite you! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5447 Just remember to see them in their underwear. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5448 It’s Ok. Picture them without their fur. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5449 I can't say this..." "Come on man, you have to, we all chose straws- yours was the shortest!" (Looking at the note in hand) "I'm sorry to inform you, but the carnivore's delight banquet has been canceled in light of the slaying of our bus boy, Gus. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5450 The reviews all say your set is blood-thirsty and ruthless. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5451 The normal dissertation panelists were busy. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5452 I know, just try and stick to the issues. . 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5453 Whatever you do, don't say, "let's pray" with this audience. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5454 Just imagine the audience naked." 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5455 It's the new smart house navigation system for couples 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5456 We must please insist no method actors wanted for this part. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5457 No, you ARE the target audience. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5458 It's like I've been telling you. There's two kinds of creatures in this world: lions and antelopes. Be the lion! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5459 And the Liony for most realistic release goes to… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5460 Don't worry, they'll eat you up!! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5461 Well, yes Margaret, but they're all friendly lions, tigers, pumas... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5462 Didn’t you see that nature documentary? You’ll be fine until they get ready to pounce! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5463 Don't be so nervous. They are just going to eat you up! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5464 One line and they’ll be eating out of your hands. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5465 Yesterday's audience like the speaker so much they swarmed the stage. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5466 And so, in conclusion, the health benefits of a vegan diet... 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5467 Picture them in their underwear. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5468 Nonsense. The audience will eat you alive is just a figure of speech. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5469 Just look at them and imagine they are all nude. Then go ahead with your speech. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5470 Go ahead, its ok...there isn't one pair of pants in the auditorium. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5471 Just picture them all in loincloths. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5472 Just imagine they all have clothes on. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5473 No! Tell them antelope meat is poisonous! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5474 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them without fur.... and fangs. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5475 Hey there all you cats out there. Feline fine tonight? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5476 Don’t forget that that a good speech will convince them to become vegetarians, and we can go back to the savannah.” 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5477 Just hope they had dinner before the program. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5478 If you are nervous, picture them with bellies full of buffalo. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5479 Just remember to wag your tail! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5480 Tell the joke that begins with: 'DEER Cats, We PREY for you daily.' 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5481 C’mon, Jimmy, we need you to reeeally sell this! Remember how we rehearsed it… springbok meat is tough, sinewy and high in cholesterol. But, gazelle meat… iiis sooo soft and chewy, melt in your mouth sweet and an excellent source of vitamin B 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5482 You’d better be good or they’ll eat you alive! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5483 Be strong, we are called GOAT for a reason. Its time to stop their reign 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
5484 Just imagine them all sitting in their underwear. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5485 Whatever you do, don't break the fourth wall. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5486 It's OK, make it long because you know that you're all that stands between us and dinner... Dan Blumstein, Los Angeles, CA 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5487 If the lights bother you, just close your eyes. You'll be fine. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5488 Don't be nervous. Just pretend they're naked and full. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5489 Hostile ? Doubt it. Ladies first 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5490 We put catnip in all the hors d’oeuvres, you’ll be fine. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5491 Go ahead, tell them what you think of their eating habits. Paul Rudder nyc. Paul@paulrudderlaw.com 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5492 Ten reasons why you should be vegan… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5493 Frankly, I didn't expect such a large turnout for a lecture on the health benefits of vegetarianism. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5494 Start with a few good jokes before you introduce your critique of predatory violence. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5495 It’s all there, honey… Dear Fellow Graduates: Remember four years ago when we weren’t sure we would make it?….. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5496 And now a monologue from a strong doe, titled ‘Lions And Tigers and Bears .” Oh my… 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5497 Just picture them all as humans in their underwear. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5498 Just ignore their salivating. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5499 Forget the prize winners, wait until they hear what the prize is! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5500 Don't worry. The leopard and hyena security officers have your back. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5501 Just picture that you're eating them. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5502 If they make you nervous, just pretend they're naked. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5503 Just tell them how exited we are to teach them how to stand up on their own two feet! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5504 Just imagine they are all shorn. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5505 Don't worry you're gonna be ate, I mean GREAT! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5506 I can’t read this room. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5507 These school board meetings ain't what they used to be. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5508 Does Eating in a Healthy Way still seem like an appropriate topic ? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5509 When you're finished, walk--don't run--off the stage. Don't wait for applause--just get the hell out, but slowly! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5510 Hold that audience for five minutes, Gus, and the herd'll be two miles south; then run for it, preferably north. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5511 I think we should cancel today’s performance. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5512 Imagine they’re not wearing any clothes. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5513 In summary, vegetarianism is good. No more questions at this time. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5514 Look--no matter what you say, they're going to eat you up. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5515 Tonight’s performance of “The Lion King” has been cancelled 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5516 Ok, Just try to imagine them all sitting there in their underwear. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5517 You look like a darn deer in headlights... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5518 Oooh. Impressive draw for the 11:30 time slot! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5519 Come on, it‘s not like they are going to eat you or something 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5520 : they're not really predators. Just imagine them as sheep. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5521 I mean, worst case scenario... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5522 It’s gonna be alright, just don’t get a paper cut! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5523 It’s a great speech. Don’t worry, you won’t be eaten alive. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5524 Up next: “facing your fear: why you should be a vegetarian” 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5525 I added a joke in there about climate change that'll really kill, trust me. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5526 Don’t open with the kitty litter joke, they’ll eat you alive 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5527 Ready for your speech to abolish the monarchy? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5528 You got this. All you need to say is “The Nobel Peace Prize goes to…” 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5529 I thought you knew it was for the Lion’s Club.. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5530 They weren't entirely lyin' -- this IS their regular prey-er meeting. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5531 Today we are going to discuss vegitarianism 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5532 And on our entree specials tonite……. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5533 That feeling when your mom makes you talk to relatives you didn't know at a reunion 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5534 Break a leg! On second thought, maybe don’t. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5535 Don't worry, all of them have been fed. Now just concentrate on choosing your words carefully. I will be here to help you if something goes wrong. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5536 Look how eager they are. They'll eat it up! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5537 And the winner is,Donatello! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5538 It's a full house! Everyone is here to get a taste of your speech. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5539 The audience will eat it up." John Canning Sea Cliff, New Yor 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5540 Now I know what you mean When you say a dear in the head lights 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5541 Is it okay to call him a GOAT? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5542 If you need me, I'll be with the rest of the herd. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5543 But it's a single recipe. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5544 Relax, they'll eat it up! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5545 Don’t worry with that golden mane they just look like that guy. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5546 On the plus side, you have the after lunch talk, so just bore them to sleep and then run. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5547 Speakers before dinner should be quick 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
5548 Don't worry about the speech - the audience will eat you right up! Oh wait, sorry, they'll eat IT right up! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5549 Are we…in the…false world of some scientific experiment of humanity anent p/p substantiality. I see those grins, please be mature about this, they are likely watching us. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5550 Don't worry. The worst thing they can do is throw tomatoes at you. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5551 Don't be nervous. Just picture them naked. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5552 I am sure the audience will eat it up. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5553 They like you!! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5554 Its only your worst enemy 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5555 Just stick to the mane points. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5556 Just imagine that they’re not wearing any clothes. Always works for me. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5557 Don't worry, we made sure they all had a very filling dinner first! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5558 It says "Be sure to attend our after theatre dinner”. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5559 You walk away?!” “I walk away!!! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5560 Try to keep them focussed on the topic. I think they find you attractive. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5561 Just prey to them. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5562 I think they were expecting Simba. Isn’t that Mustafa in the front row? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5563 Don't worry, this is after the dinner part of the dinner show. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5564 If they eat you alive, it’s a compliment. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5565 Think we should skip the part about healthy eating 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5566 The audience is not gonna eat you alive! Just picture them naked. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5567 You've got this! Be persuasive about the value of vegetarianism. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5568 It's okay, they'll understand that the layoffs are because of inflation. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5569 Just imagine them all in their underwear . . . oh, never mind, they're all naked. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5570 Relax, it's just a targeted marketing campaign." 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5571 Break a leg? I need all fours for the front row alone. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5572 And you’re sure that the audience is not going to eat me alive? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5573 This is going to be a tough crowd and I ain’t lion. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5574 Just imagine them all in their running socks. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5575 See the smile on their faces. They are happy to see us. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5576 Just try to imagine THEM looking delicious to YOU 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5577 Don't worry, they will eat you up! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5578 Can we cancel the lunch break? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5579 Now don't be nervous. Just think of them as satiated 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5580 Just remember, watering-hole rules, watering-hole rules, and they cannot touch you." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5581 Just do it, your writing is to die for. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5582 Don't worry. You're the dinner speaker not the dinner. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5583 It's okay...just imagine them with no claws and no teeth. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5584 Keep going. They're eating it up! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5585 It’s a jungle out there! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5586 Just picture them all fully shaved and toothless. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5587 It’s natural to be nervous, just pretend that they’re all naked. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5588 They said we're going to dinner after the show . 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5589 Don't be nervous. Just pretend they're wearing clothes. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5590 Senator McConnel, what are your thoughts about running for reelection in 2026? [...] 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5591 Of course they're hungry. This is the rubber chicken circuit. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5592 Go on. It's not like you're being thrown to the wolves. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5593 And the Oscar for Best Actor goes to…”Simba”. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5594 Just hoof it 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5595 The speech is great. Just remind them: it’s a jungle out there. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5596 I forgot to fact-check ChatGPT. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5597 I was told they're vegan-curious. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5598 You need to delete 'La jungle, c'est moi' from your manifesto. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5599 You’re a natural influencer. I was a skeptic too, and now I can’t go three days without my seitan fajitas! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5600 To be honest, I didn't expect this turnout when I announced you were getting roasted 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5601 The slot right before lunch is always the worst 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5602 Don't worry. They are TED talk junkies! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5603 Cedric, the best way to calm your nerves is to picture them naked... Oh, wait. Well, good luck! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5604 Don't worry they're all from the zoo, so you've a captive audience. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5605 Relax. Forget about the worst case scenario. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5606 You'll be alright--just don't wander into lyin' territory. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5607 Don't worry -- they already had a large lunch in the hotel restaurant. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5608 They're smiling for the taste of you. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5609 The FEAR in my eyes should be ruined by the HOPE in the eyes of my crowd. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5610 Remember, imagine them all in their underwear! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5611 I think it's cultural 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5612 Read extra slowly that line about how a gazelle meat contains twice the cholesterol than a zebra's. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5613 I think they're really looking forward to this! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5614 Don't worry, they'll eat it all up. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5615 Our keynote presentation on ‘Vegan Diets for Cats’ has been postponed because the speaker was eaten. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5616 Just picture them wearing clothes" 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5617 Remember: just imagine your audience clothed. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5618 Wait a minute ! First move the podium way back. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5619 Don't be, they came here for you! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5620 Break a leg... but not a compound fracture. They'll smell it. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5621 I hope they don't think we're dinner. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5622 Just imagine them with their clothes off. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5623 Just close your eyes and imagine them all naked. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5624 Go ahead, go tell them: "live and let live" is modern these days. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5625 Go ahead and give your paper on the imporance of a vegetarian diet for feline Longevity. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5626 Start with the bit where you purr. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5627 Not to worry. After a show like this they all already have dinner plans. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5628 And, now, the award for the tiger most likely to befriend its prey rather than eating goes to ... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5629 Go on. They all ate at the buffet that was provided before the presentation. It'll be okay. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5630 I would avoid taking your beta blocker before this speech. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5631 Just vamp at the end -- lunch is running a little late. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5632 Too many applicants I am worried about the reaction when I announce I filled the position at the Bronx Zoo Pam Sutton, Chatham NJ 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5633 They want to hear your poetry. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5634 Go ahead. It’s OK to be vulnerable. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5635 Am I being thrown to the lions 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5636 I feel prey of fears 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5637 Relax, they're vegetarians. I think. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5638 Stop the President, he is about to read a memo from Obama! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5639 I recommend a quick exit. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5640 Imagine them all as hairless cats. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5641 Don't be nervous. They're impressed that you have the courage to do this. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5642 It’s OK. They need to know red meat is bad for them. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5643 good luck! This looks like a tough audience! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5644 Just be ready to run. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5645 You'll be fine. What are you so jumpy about? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5646 Don't worry, they all said they were vegan at the door. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5647 Don’t worry- they just ate a herd of water buffalo. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5648 Be sure to project to the rear row so the whole room can grasp you. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5649 I told you not to hit that vape pen. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5650 First tell them about all our vegetarian options on the menu 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5651 It's ok Jeremy, we've been playing Hakuna Matata on repeat for the past half hour - just give your speech on Vegan Empowerment and let's get the fuck outta here. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5652 Don't be nervous. Just remember you're the GOAT. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5653 Don't worry -- the worst they'll do is eat you. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5654 Don’t be nervous. Just picture them with no fur on. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5655 There's nothing to worry about. Just begin with a little prey...er, I mean prayer. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5656 Just remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5657 Don't be nervous - they've already eaten 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5658 Your talk on how to mate with a Lion will be excellent 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5659 Just picture them in a less formal setting, like a gourmet diner with friends 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5660 Just remember, this is an eat on the run audience. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5661 If you're nervous about public speaking, just imagine them in their underwear. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5662 Just do what you do best, go sell. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5663 I know it's a tough crowd. Just stay calm—and don't look them in the eyes. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5664 I didn’t expect so many hungry reporters for our news conference today! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5665 You realize, don’t you, that no matter what you say, they are going to eat you alive. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5666 Waiting patiently for dinner. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5667 Just remember to roar how we rehearsed. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5668 I'm telling you, there's nothing to worry about. The audience has been dying to meat you. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5669 If you can just make it through the primary, the election numbers look great. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5670 Don't worry they've turned vegan just for the conference 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5671 I stand before you as you await your lunch, with a LOT of trepidation 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5672 Know thy enemies, darling! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5673 It's okay, you just warm them up for me. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5674 You’ll be fine. Go out their and present them with their 1 month sobriety pins like we practiced. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5675 Don't worry--they'll lap you up! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5676 Picture them naked, it helps, but make sure you hightail it out of here after the talk. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5677 Don't worry. You'll be famous. They will lionize you. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5678 Don't fluff your lions, they might get overfriendly. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5679 That’s too old for these critters sake. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5680 Just imagine the audience is vegan. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5681 Be sure to throw them some red meat. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5682 Selling your own to the wolves 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5683 Just imagine they're all in their underwear... Oh right, lions don't wear underwear. You're screwed. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5684 On second thought, don't make eye contact with your audience. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5685 Your in luck we fed them beforehand. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5686 Make sure you’re correct or they’ll eat us alive- and I mean that literally! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5687 Ignore the growling, just picture them fur-less and in their underwear. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5688 Don't worry. They love you, a lot. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5689 Relax. Just don't tell any bald head jokes. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5690 It will be OK just visualize! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5691 You'll be alright. Just don't mention that hunger is a red meat issue. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5692 I said, "pray" 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5693 It’s nature. You can’t reverse the Food Web. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5694 Just keep on reading. I am going to try to slip out the back door. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5695 They're hungry for your dissertation (I hope) 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5696 Don’t go. They’ll make minced meat out of us. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5697 They’re here for the red meat. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5698 Get out there! You’re sure to be a killing! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5699 Big applause for Earl, who will sing “Homeless on the Range.” 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5700 O.K., you've got the lion's share of the speech. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5701 Nothing to worry about. When you're done, just remind them of the wildebeest buffet in the lobby. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5702 It helps to imagine your audience in their underwear before they devour you. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5703 I have drawn up a peace treaty for impalas and lions. Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5704 Breaking a leg is the best case scenario 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5705 Just imagine they aren’t wearing any clothes. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5706 This isn’t the audience the promoters promised us! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5707 Just look in their eyes and forget about their big toothy smiles. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5708 Better lead with the announcement that complimentary tuna fish will be available in the lobby. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5709 Go ahead, they’re hungry for what you have to share! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5710 See-your entire fan club turned out. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5711 Remember to leave them hungry for more. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5712 Don't emphasize how fast we can run. Point out the slowness of all the other animals. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5713 Wrap it up. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5714 Don't think of them as hostile; think of them as hungry for your content. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5715 Maybe skip that 'thorn in the paw' joke. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5716 Annual meeting of the Association of meat producers. The president asks advisor: “Are you sure it is absolutely necessary to talk about price increase right now?” 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5717 You'll do great. Just don't let them vote on anything. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5718 Lions and Tigers and Mikes, oh, my! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5719 Relax, it's not like they can smell fear! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5720 Trust me. Use the joke about 'Who is this skinny guy with a funny name.' 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5721 Picture them all as vegetarians! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5722 Hurry up, the 'Meet & Greet is immediately after you're done." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5723 The influence of critics entirely depends on whether you are viewed as the appetizer or the main course. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5724 Tough crowd, tonight. During Q and A, it's okay to be evasive, very evasive. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5725 C’mon, it’s just public speaking 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5726 You have nothing to worry about. They’re actors—they want to be loved even more than they want to be fed. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5727 Did you see that we are item number three on their on their DoorDash account? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5728 This audience should be very receptive to your thesis on the circle of life. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5729 Look at it this way, public speaking ain’t such a big deal now, is it? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5730 I suspect that any utterance will be highly palatable to this audience. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5731 Just avoid the word ‘pray’ so there’s no misunderstanding. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5732 Just remember, one false step and you're lunch. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5733 No Worries ... we've edited out the unsettling parts so you'll only be saying what they want to hear ... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5734 I know they're a tough crowd. Just keep your eyes on them. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5735 Lions, check; Tigers, check; but no Bears- you’ll have them eating out of your hand….. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5736 It will be fine - just pretend they’re all hairless 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5737 Don't worry. They will love your speech on veganism. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5738 See, I told you we'd get a full audience with the free doughnut treat! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5739 It's easy! Just present your fear honestly and they'll respond. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5740 « just picture them naked, you’ll be fine » 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5741 On Today's 5⭐Menu: Braised WARTHOG bellies, w/ Premium Road~Kill parts & Serengeti cream of broccoli soup. Unfortunately, we are & will be fresh out of antelope, for the foreseeable future. Bon Appètit‼️ 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5742 Start with "An introduction to veganism" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5743 Just imagine that they're naked. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5744 How much cheese is too much cheese to eat before public speaking? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5745 Start by saying, "Welcome to Vegetarian 101" 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5746 You can do it,the words are all right there. Just imagine they 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5747 What are you so scared about? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5748 Just imagine they’re all declawed.” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5749 Just picture them without any fur on." 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5750 Just remember, there is no love sincerer than the love of food. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5751 Don’t be nervous. They’ll just eat you up. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5752 They love jokes about goats being eaten by lions 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5753 You only need to run your mouth this time. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5754 One slip you are their meals 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5755 Trust me, it's nothing out of the ordinary - fear of public speaking is a common form of anxiety. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5756 They prey on nervousness. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5757 Don't report that hyenas are smarter than lions. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5758 Don’t worry, the overwhelming majority are vegetarians. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5759 Don' be afraid. Audiences don't bite. Pick just one to look at and then imagine him naked. You'll be fine. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5760 Just try to imagine them naked. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5761 Look, just by being here they're showing that they're willing to listen. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5762 Normally I'd say 'Break a leg,' but tonight ... not so much. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5763 Don't worry, they can't get you from behind the podium 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5764 Make this good or they’ll eat you alive. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5765 No need to be nervous, these predators won’t pounce if you stumble. They’re vegetarians. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5766 They look hungry out there. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5767 Stress the part about a heart-healthier life in the jungle and this 'Meat Eaters Anonymous' concept could really take off. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5768 Don’t be nervous, the audience will just eat you up! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5769 Sharing what they’ve learned from their diversity trainings was not always comfortable…. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5770 You told me there was catering after the presentation 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5771 Don’t worry! They’re MUCH more scared of you than you are of them! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5772 Just pretend they're vegetarian. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5773 Nerves! Don't be silly! Everyone in the audience is here because they love you! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5774 they're not gonna eat you! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5775 Remember, no lunch breaks during your "Veganism for Newbies" lecture. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5776 If you slip up, they’re going to eat you alive 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5777 Remember, imagine that your audience is naked ... and declawed ... and defanged ... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5778 Relax, they're going to eat it up. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5779 Herb, I don't think, "Bring it on!" is the correct choice for your opening line 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5780 I'd tell you to just picture them all naked, but none of them are wearing any clothes. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5781 Remembering they're all naked might not help. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5782 Just imagine that they're all in their underwear. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5783 I'm sure your speech on "The Ethics of Being a Good Vegetarian" will be fabulous. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5784 Just imagine they're all buck naked" 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5785 THE AWARD FOR TOP MALE PREDITOR GOES TO. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5786 Just give them something to wet their appetite. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5787 We’ll then, picture them naked in a cage. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5788 And we don't need wickets! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5789 And in closing, may we invite you all to join us in the dining room for dinner? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5790 Don, don’t worry just imagine them with clothes on. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5791 Go for it, tiger! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5792 Don't worry — not ALL lions! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5793 Just don't make any sudden moves and you'll be fine. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5794 You first, and give 'em your all. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5795 Now,now I wouldn’t throw you to the lions. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5796 Remember, DO NOT LOOK LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS !! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5797 You'll be fine. Just don't run away. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5798 Slow and steady wins the - well, you know what I mean. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5799 Don't worry. If they start eating you, I'll use the distraction to run away like a coward." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5800 Don’t mention the lunch buffet. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5801 Don’t worry, they’re going to love hearing about the benefits of veganism. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5802 I'm 99% sure they just ate. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5803 Don’t worry, they only hunt at night. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5804 Would you please keep seated until my friend has finished reading his last will and testament. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5805 I promise this exercise will cure your stage fright. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5806 Ok, just relax. Open with a joke and then politely remind them the Dama Gazelle is on the Endangered Species List. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5807 Maybe you should omit the part that tells the secret of your survival in the field. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5808 No problem, Dorothy. There are no tigers! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5809 Just remind them all of their children start with A’s in September … then it’s pumpkin latte season. Relieves anxiety instantly! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5810 Just imagine they’re naked. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5811 The FEAR in my eyes should be ruined by the HOPE in the eyes of my crowd." captio 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5812 We regret to inform you that there will not be refreshments after the presentation. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5813 I heard the dinner show audiences are really enthusiastic. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5814 Don’t forget the opening line- WHAT’S UP, P*SSIES?! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5815 Everyone feels like that. Just imagine them with their claws retracted. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5816 It’s political — they’re on to their next meal. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5817 Welcome to your audition, for the gritty reboot of CATS. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5818 Don't be scared. You're among friends. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5819 Why don't you give the Fed Talk? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5820 Relax, you’re the cat’s meow. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5821 You got this. Just imagine the audience members are all vegans. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5822 I know you're nervous - just picture them in underwear. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5823 Simply announce: Lunch is vegan. Then run for the door and don’t look back. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5824 Don't be nervous. Just picture all of them in their underwear. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5825 Doe-dah.Doe-dah. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5826 You’ll be fine. Just imagine that they’re all toothless and clawless. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5827 Fine! We’ll split the merch table sixty-forty. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5828 I strongly recommend that you give your talk from back here. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5829 It’s okay, Sebastian. They’ve already had lunch. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5830 Just imagine they’re all wearing underpants. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5831 Listen: It's kill or be killed! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5832 Just imagine all of them in their underwear 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5833 Just remember, it’s not how you feel, it’s how you look. And you look…tasty. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5834 How does it feel to be in the headlight again? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5835 Go ahead – you have a captive audience. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5836 Relax, there were refreshments outsides 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5837 Are you certain it’s La La Land? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5838 It’s time to elect another leader of the planet 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5839 Just picture them without fur 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5840 It's OK. They don't know that I glued them all into their chairs. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5841 You'll do great. Just imagine them all toothless. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5842 Lucky for you, this is the after lunch crowd. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5843 But…but…they’re already naked!! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5844 Relax, man. It's not like the audience is too distracted by the thought of lunch to listen to your speech. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5845 No, if she comes up here, we're toast! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5846 Uh. Yes, of course! It's just an Anxiety Dream. You'll do fine. I'll be backstage. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5847 Just picture them naked, and you'll do just fine. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5848 Just make sure the lions don’t sleep tonight. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5849 Don't worry, you've got this! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5850 Just make it brief and skip the joke about the dinner. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5851 Speak confidently, or this crowd will eat you alive. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5852 Once you explain the advantages of a plant based diet,I am sure they will be won over. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5853 Don't worry - you'll have them eating out of your hand! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5854 Look - we already agreed I wasn't lyin' for you... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5855 We are going to make this real quick, and given the late hour, please hold your questions. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5856 Don’t be nervous. They will all lionize you! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5857 They do not want a Lyin King. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5858 Just imagine them without teeth and claws. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5859 Don’t worry about it. The audience will eat you up. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5860 I know it’s a hostile audience, but you’ll slay it! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5861 Remember to keep your audience in mind during the speech. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5862 I would say to give th 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5863 They don’t look too hungry 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5864 If they don't like what you say, just tell 'em, "Bite Me." 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5865 Visualize them, fur-less. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5866 Yes, I should have mentioned this is going to be a before dinner speech. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5867 Better hurry and finish before someone calls " dinner is served" 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5868 Remember what I taught you, Alan: Picture them totally bald. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5869 Just don't say "Lions and tigers and bears, Oh my" 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5870 Just picture that they're naked. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5871 You can do this. Just read the words and imagine they're all hairless. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5872 Just imagine them in their underwear, as cute little cubs. Wait, that may be illegal. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5873 I was told that if you imagine them all naked your fear will disappear. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5874 It´s going to be ok. Just imagine that they´re naked 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5875 Oh, come on! There's no reason to be scared. You're Baphomet. Now, get out there and shoe them who's Lord! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5876 Just picture them without their fur on." -Katie DeMallie, Queens, New Yor 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5877 We are gathered you here today, to announce your new diet will consist of plant based protein. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5878 I'd say imagine them in underwear, but they're not wearing any 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5879 I don’t think you’ll be singing to the choir. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5880 We are pleased to present this year's speakers, who are graciously replacing the last two, who were eaten. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5881 If Genni the gazelle can't perform on stage she might fall prey to the harsh criticism of the crowd. After all critics are hunters on the prowl. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5882 Remind them that wildebeests are gluten free 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5883 They’ll be more inclined to vote for you if you throw them red meat. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5884 That's my lion. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5885 I'm sure they'll take our argument in good faith. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5886 A second plane has hit the watering hole. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5887 You'll do fine. If you need me, look for the white rump patch bouncing up and down. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5888 Its a piece of cake, they already love us, all you have to do is go out there 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5889 Listen, jokes on them…They’ll only get 10% out of us. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5890 Fresh meat 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5891 Do you know the closest exit, in case of a fire or earthquake?? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5892 Emmm-mmmeeeh 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5893 Go ahead, dear, just picture them all naked--they won't bite you. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5894 Don't worry. You'll have them eating out of the palm of your hoof. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5895 Calm down! They’re well fed. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5896 Get out there,Irving,they'll just eat it up. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5897 Don't worry, they'll eat you alive 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5898 Tough Crowd - Let's hope they have a taste for your material 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5899 Don’t worry, they “beefed” up security this year, so they’re already full. You can safely tell them Lion King didn’t win. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5900 You have to pander or they'll eat you alive. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5901 Welcome to the first conference on "Animals Should be Vegans." Please enjoy the snack bar in the lobby. We will be exiting through the rear doors. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5902 I'm telling you. This is the perfect time to introduce the new vegan menu. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5903 Open with a joke. If you make them laugh, they might not want to eat you. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5904 Eat you alive? Well maybe literally, but figuratively you have nothing to worry about. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5905 The elephant just cancelled on us!...They are going to freak out! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5906 Don't be nervous, they're going to eat it up! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5907 They always say public speaking is scarier than dying, so you might get a twofer today. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5908 I’m tellin’ ya Earl, you’re not going to lose this audience! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5909 I think my stage fright is kicking in. It always does with a live audience. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5910 Open with a good joke…otherwise they’ll just eat you alive ! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5911 Go ahead and give the long version. I just have to step out for a moment. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5912 Take drinks, maintain eye-contact, don’t run long. You’ve got this. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5913 What? the prize is us? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5914 Maybe leave out the part about following your bliss. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5915 Project confidence. Make eye contact. You’ve got this. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5916 You’ll have them eating out of your hand. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5917 This is the largest audience we’ve ever had for a short story writer! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5918 Remember the training, just imagine them without the fur 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5919 don’t worry; “they’re gonna eat you alive” is just a cliche. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5920 Go on, Phil, tell them about game night 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5921 Now remember, you want them to walk away saying you’re approachable… you know, ‘He seems like you could really eat a deer with him.’ 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5922 You're a friend of Bill's, you'll be fine. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5923 Don't worry. This crowd is vegan. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5924 If you show your fear, they'll eat you alive. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5925 Are you sure you can do this? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5926 You're sleek enough, you're fast enough--doggone it, you're a gazelle. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5927 Anxious? Just picture them all naked! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5928 Just imagine them without their coats. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5929 I wouldn't mention food at all. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5930 An Antelope's Worst Nightmare. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5931 Just picture them naked. You'll be fine. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5932 Don't worry. Whatever you have to say,they will eat it up! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5933 You must stay for the lecture before you can chase me. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5934 It’s true, we’re finally certified organic. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5935 Great audience! They'll eat you up. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5936 Just picture all of them naked... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5937 Quaking in my Hooves 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5938 Don't worry! This Community Outreach program of yours is a great idea! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5939 Go speak they're getting tired of lion around 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5940 Don't be frightened, there'll be snacks at intermission. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5941 Joan, we've all delayed a truce. They want to hear about victimhood from your perspective. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5942 Imagine all of them in their underwear. And without fangs, claws, and an instinct to eat you. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5943 Relax! They're gonna eat you up! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5944 Calm down. They're not going to eat you alive. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5945 I know it’s a tough crowd. But just imagine all of them sitting there with no clothes on. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5946 Some den. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5947 Hey man, I realize you’re about to do your burlesque thing or whatever but can I speak to you for a minute to recruit you to join the Taliban? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5948 Remember, always leave them wanting more. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5949 Is this your first stand-up gig? It can be brutal. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5950 Relax. It’s just curriculum night. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5951 Feed 'em the red meat. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5952 Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. Just no metaphors or biblical references. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5953 Go ahead, tell them what you really think. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5954 You will be fine. What’s the worst that can happen? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5955 Just don't mention lunch. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5956 If you show any fear or weakness, this crowd will literally get up and leave. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5957 Do you think starring in the live version of THE MENU…was a good idea? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5958 Ok, ok, we need to decide… Do you want to sing ‘In the jungle’ or ‘a wimoweh’? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5959 If you see some 🔦🔦, Don’t Freeze… 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5960 No worries! You’ll have them eating out of your hands in no time 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5961 You’ll be okay Sid. They’re just here to learn. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5962 Imagine them in their underwear. Then imagine they're vegetarians. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5963 Be delicious, but not TOO delicious. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5964 Keep cool or this audience is gonna eat you alive 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5965 I thought they would eat up lines of ghazal poetry, not that lions would eat up gazelle poets. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5966 Don’t worry, this crowd will love you to bits! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5967 Don't be nervous. Start with "meow"; then purr; then go for the "roar." 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5968 Calm down, they’ll be hungry for you. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5969 Have you considered what might happen if you kiss me with all these lions watching? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5970 Don't worry. They gave out free popcorn in the lobby. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5971 Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Golden Globes Opening Monologue” @tinaamytour @amypoehle 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5972 and remember, if you do get nervous, just freeze in place. whatever you do, don’t run. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5973 Don’t worry, they’re going to eat that up. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5974 Oh deer me ! This bunch want Exotics at retreats, not run-of-the-savanna antelope. They’ll eat us alive ! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5975 Just picture them all naked 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5976 Just picture them with clothes on. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5977 They're gonna eat you--er, it--up. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5978 Remember, you identify as a lion, so everything will be okay. Oh, is that my phone? Gotta go, bye! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5979 Before we hear from our keynote for today’s conference, our caterer has asked for a brief show of hands from the vegetarians in the audience. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5980 Don't be scared. Just pretend they are all naked. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5981 Dad, stop watching me so closely. You are making me nervous. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5982 You can do this! They'll be eating out of your hind. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5983 Go ahead now , tell them the 500 things why they shouldn’t eat you ! (Ahem) 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5984 Don’t worry. They’re going to eat you up. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5985 Forget you "pride"and be conciliatory. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5986 I wouldn’t joke about how you outran a lion yesterday. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5987 Go ahead, share all of your "ideas" with the executives on, "how to run a company of this size with better management". 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5988 Try picturing them all as vegetarians. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5989 Don't worry. You're gonna slay 'em! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5990 They're already naked, but it also helps to pretend they're herbivores, or at least halal. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5991 Don’t be nervous…just imagine the audience all have clothes on. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5992 Don't worry about the pace. They'll catch up. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5993 Do I have to be the one to announce the vegetarian policy? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5994 If you're nervous, just imagine that your audience is naked. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5995 Your audience is devouring what you have to say. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5996 Get out there! They're practically salivating. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5997 I’m dancing off stage left. When you finish, dance off stage right, smiling of course. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5998 No worries. You'll have them eating right out of your hand. Or eating your hand. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5999 Lions, Tigers and Bears, oh my 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6000 Don't worry. You'll kill. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6001 Don't worry. This audience is ready to eat you up! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6002 Just pretend they don't have fur 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6003 Go on. They're here for you. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6004 Don't worry they ate before 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6005 I told you they love sexy bodies. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6006 Don't forget to say the blessing before the meal. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6007 Killer crowd tonight Daniel 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6008 Don't be nervous. They're all naked. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6009 Just pretend they’re all furless. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6010 Remember, confident body language, eye contact and try not to look too tasty. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6011 Just tell them once you learned to walk upright, then read and write, their attention today has filled you with pride 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6012 Just look 'em in the eye and knock 'em dead, kid! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6013 Don't worry. The last speaker was their breakfast." Mana Mann, Queens, N 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6014 Deep breaths….It’s only stage fright. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6015 Be wary,it's a ravenous crowd tonight. 1.1111 0.05594 63 59 1 3
6016 Apparently the invite was missing an ‘o’ from “Live Book Reading” 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6017 And remember, remind them of the lunch break after your talk.... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6018 At least the bears didn't come. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6019 Where are the deer? We’re supposed to play wih them! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6020 They say to pray before you eat. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6021 Professor Sunder, Which one is Anika? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6022 Move it along - we want to wrap this up before lunch 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6023 Is that the lunch menu? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6024 You better have this presentation perfected. The higher-ups will eat you alive out there. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6025 They're hungry for your words." 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6026 Get on with it,they won 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6027 Don't worry we fed them well before they came in 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6028 You go first dear. It's good to face your fear. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6029 ‘’Go ahead. I would like to begin this week’s meeting of Antelopes Anonymous with a joke.” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6030 Aww c'mon....... You'll have their full attention. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6031 I was skeptical when they said they were vegan, but now I know they were lion. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6032 Just imagine them naked....and not hungry. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6033 Just don't appear sick or weak and you'll be fine. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6034 my spidey senses are tingeling 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6035 Ok, maybe I was wrong. They might just eat you alive after all. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6036 Go on, its not like they're going to eat you! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6037 Just be cool and let them know there are no vegan lunch options. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6038 Just pretend they're hairless. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6039 Look at them, they're eager to listen about consent 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6040 Come on, they won’t bite 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6041 Try to be funny. They’re fed up with dull subjects. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6042 Not to worry. You are the cat's meow. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6043 Just imagine them all naked, and exit stage left fast. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6044 When i start reading my last paragraph The man in charge of the curtain start drawing close slowly and then hurry up while you rush me off stage! Pronto! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6045 Don't worry. They're going to eat this up. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6046 Don’t worry, kid. You’ll be so good they will want to eat you up. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6047 Go on, tell them the wonders of going vegan! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6048 Don't be so nervous. They're all Vegan. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6049 Keep reading. They look like they're eating this up. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6050 Don't worry - they're definitely interested. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6051 There will be no carnivore dietary options at the reception 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6052 Having to speak just before lunch 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6053 Just pray they don’t eat you alive 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6054 Tell the audience there will be no “Meet and Greet” after the lecture. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6055 Did you remember to take the beta-blocker? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6056 Break a leg. They'll lap it up 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6057 Talk about a hostile audience!" Darryl Waskow, Hopewell, New Jerse 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6058 Speak your truth. This is a safe space. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6059 Now remember, when you've finished, don't say "Lunch is on me! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6060 Just remember they all bought tickets to hear your point of view. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6061 Don’t worry, you’ll go down a treat! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6062 For a lasting truce, we must agree that there will no mudslinging in the media. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6063 Relax! They ain’t gonna maul a guy named Simba… 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6064 Eat them all 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6065 Be bold and deliver the speech like we’ve rehearsed, I’m with you in spirit but also from within the protected area 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6066 Go for it - they’ll eat it up. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6067 But how long will this peace treaty last? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6068 Careful what you say. It’s a tough crowd tonight. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6069 Go ahead, this is a safe place, they won’t bite.” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6070 You old goat, quit being so catty. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6071 I think you should open with, 'Didn't you get the memo? Pride month was in June!' 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6072 Don’t worry - they’re gonna eat up every word you have to say! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6073 Just picture all of them naked and…oh wait. Good luck. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6074 They're vegetarians, but they will boo you relentlessly if you screw up. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6075 You make the presentations' closing statement, I've gotta run. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6076 Just remember, the lunch buffet immediately follows your speech so, keep it short. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6077 Just imagine the audience vegetarian. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6078 Look, you're the expert, you're organized and you've practiced. You have nothing to worry about. Just do some deep breathing, focus on your material, and most importantly don't look at the audience. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6079 Stress can be positive - view it not as a threat but a challenge to be overcome 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6080 You got this, Barry. Just do my “antelope walks into a lion’s den and asks what’s on the menu,” joke. You’ll be fine. I’ll be in the car. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6081 Just picture them all wearing nothing but underwear. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6082 Um . . . I thought that the lyrics were ". . .you can't hide your lyin' eyes . . ." 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6083 Remember, kiddo, just try to picture them in their underwear. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6084 'Remember, if you start with the "what's gnu?" joke, they'll seem less threatening.' 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6085 They already have no clothes on; try imagining them as vegans. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6086 Don’t make me go out there on stage. They’ll eat me alive. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6087 Don't be nervous! Look at the audience, they are hungry for you! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6088 Keep standing tall and you will be okay. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6089 No need to be nervous. They'll love you! They'll eat you up! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6090 If you don't read they will eat 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6091 They won't even listen to a single word. I'm sure they'll just stare at you like a piece of meat. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6092 If you're nervous, just imagine them without their fur on. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6093 As long as it’s not an audience made up entirely of lions, you should be all right. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6094 Oh come on, that was just a few bad apples. They aren't all like that. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6095 We suggest that we come together under a new title- Beer. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6096 Don't worry, I'm sure once you step on stage, your tension will disappear 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6097 GRRR-Wow! Its like the M&M characters but for us. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6098 I don’t care how good you think your speech is! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6099 This is to announce that all your seats are electrified and you will all burn up shortly! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6100 I’ll let you do the lunch announcement. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6101 I don't want to scare you, but your life depends on it" 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6102 Just picture them without their fur. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6103 Are you sure you want to go on? This crowd will eat you alive. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6104 Go ahead and purge, it worked for Saddam." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6105 Steve got thrown to the wolves, but this crowd are pussycats. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6106 Go on - they will not eat you! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6107 Relax! It's a charitable organization that works on hunger issues. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6108 Okay, we were gonna call our organization, "The Moose Lodge" but it seems that name has been taken. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6109 Don’t worry, you’re gonna be great, they’re gonna eat you up! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6110 To them, you're not a gazelle, but a great poet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6111 And here is your mane course…. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6112 Not to worry--they've all been strip-searched. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6113 THEY WILL LOVE YOU, I’LL WATCH 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6114 Don't worry about your speech being boring, they all look like they're "laser focused" on you! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6115 Don't mention the visit to the zoo 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6116 Just think of them as all dressed in clothes. You'll be fine. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6117 Good luck - they're a tough audience known to devour presenters like us. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6118 So, this is how I die. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6119 ‘’Pray.’’ 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6120 Just imagine all of them are herbivores with dull teeth. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6121 I was expecting smaller game in the audience. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6122 They are very excited to hear your dissertation on native grasses. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6123 With this crowd, I always like to keep it short and sweet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6124 You’ll be okay. Just imagine they’re specimen mounts. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6125 Go ahead, it's okay....they promised not to eat you. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6126 You might want to skip the carnivore jokes. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6127 Don't be nervous. They just want to hear your side of the story." 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6128 You need to let them know that the mic is weaponized. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6129 No, No, it'll be fine, you're the first speaker AFTER lunch. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6130 Just pretend that they’re all wearing clothes. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6131 Just imagine that they’re all sitting out there in their underwear. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6132 You'll be fine. Just imagine them all sated. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6133 They may not salivate right away. Just be yourself. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6134 Just picture them without their teeth. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6135 You better be good. They haven’t had lunch yet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6136 You’ll do great—you can feel the pride out there. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6137 Dinner is scheduled immediately after your presentation." 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6138 Don't be nervous, dear, after all haven't we preached peace from time immemorial? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6139 Just try to imagine them all as humans in their underwear. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6140 Make sure they’ve all eaten before you begin. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6141 Remember to work the crowd, you need to emphasize the red meat 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6142 Remember, don't take any questions afterwards.....! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6143 What was your college fight song? Eat Em Up, Eat Em Up Rah Rah Rah 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6144 Don't tell them that you're a meat byproduct. That will only make it worse. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6145 Think of your comments as an appetizer to the main event" 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6146 Tell them you'll take questions at the end. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6147 They loved the last speaker and they're hungry for more. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6148 GO AHEAD,YOU'LL DO FINE. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW INTERESTED THEY ARE IN YOUR VEGAN RESEARCH! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6149 Relax, they just came from an all you can eat buffet. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6150 You just need to introduce the main course—er, main act. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6151 It's a good speech. They'll eat it up. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6152 Ask the females in the audience if they ever get annoyed with the males “lion” around all day. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6153 Seeing this audience, I’m not sure the topic of my speech, “the benefits of a plant-based diet,” will be well-received 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6154 Buck up. It’s not like I’m throwing you to the lions. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6155 Don’t make eye contact. They are here to see the opening act. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6156 If you think they want more, make yourself look as tall as you can and pound on the lectern. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6157 Stick with the vegetarian talking points, and do NOT run off stage when you’re done 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6158 I can’t go back out Greg - they’re eating me alive. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6159 Your jokes won't kill this audience, but the audience might kill you. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6160 Just say what you plan for Summer vacation. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6161 What THEY say: I’ll tell you another thing about Democracy. It’s non tribal! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6162 Don't worry, they're all gonna laugh at you. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6163 Just imagine that the audience is all naked. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6164 Don't worry...you're not on the menu. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6165 Just imagine the audience is devouring some other helpless prey. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6166 Stagefright? Just pretend they all have Alopecia. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6167 If you're nervous just picture them hairless. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6168 And the winner for best-supporting prey is ...... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6169 This says the audience is sedated and we have 15 minutes to present. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6170 You’ll be fine. Just picture them eating a zebra. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6171 They killed your mother, brother, sister, frankly most of your extended family. Now you go out there and kill them... with one hell of an attention getter. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6172 If they don't vote for you, they're lion 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6173 Good luck, buddy, hope you make it back in one piece! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6174 What am I supposed to do with this? You know gazelles can't read, silly! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6175 If you're nervous, just imagine them wearing nothing but their undercoats. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6176 Don’t worry, Frank. Just open with a kitty litter joke. They’ll eat it up! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6177 I hope you ate your Wheaties.” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6178 Look, you won't have to imagine they're naked. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6179 Just imagine we're all at a watering hole. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6180 Relax. They’re not here to eat you alive. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6181 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them with no teeth. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6182 Don't be frightened, just be yourself! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6183 Why does it say " my dinner or you're dinner"? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6184 Be brave! Tell them Noah says there is only room for two of each on the Ark! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6185 Just imagine them without manes. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6186 Tell them it's Beef that's what's for dinner not Ibex. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6187 Just don't appeal to their red meat instincts, and you should be OK. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6188 They got great taste 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6189 Just pretend they are only in their underwear 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6190 Just tell them you meant no disrespect. That you jost naturally jump really high, and you certainly did not mean to be so graceful while they were rolling in the dust. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6191 You'll do fine. They won't eat you live. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6192 Relax. They won't eat you alive! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6193 Just pretend they don’t have pants on. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6194 Don't worry, no one will bite your head off. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6195 Calm down; Imagine they'rs all naked. Oh, wait. They are. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6196 If you're going to open with a joke make sure that it's funny! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6197 Explain to them what you’re running for 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6198 Even the winners just want this done to head to the post-party 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6199 If you get nervous just pretend everyone's antelope. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6200 Is that "Eau de Barbecue"? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6201 Don’t worry this forum is about vegan pride— they are going meatless 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6202 Go out there and rock the stage 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6203 That crowds gonna eat you alive -Taylor Boston, Mass 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6204 You’ve got this! A tight 10 and we break for lunch 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6205 Just think of them naked. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6206 Go on, show no fear 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6207 Don't worry, deer. They'll just eat you up. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6208 Don't worry, they'll bite no matter what. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6209 You are not prey. You are not prey. You are not pre. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6210 Remember, you're explaining, "Critical Chase Theory" 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6211 Please give a warm welcome to our new ombudsman! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6212 Better think about deleting your joke about the lion-elephant fight. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6213 Just imagine them in their undercoats. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6214 Think of it as a Milgram experiment in reverse, my friend: Instead of authority figures pressing you to conform, it's the subjects—in this case, feline subjects—whose gaze may compel your speech. Psychological currents flow both ways. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6215 Vegan keynote speaker pep talk. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6216 You’ll do fine - they’ll eat you up! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6217 They won’t bite… just don’t let them smell your fear 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6218 Don’t be nervous. This is why we scheduled you after dinner. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6219 You got this, be the prayer not the prey! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6220 Now the author of "A Prayer for Prey". 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6221 Don't worry about the time -- these usually break early for lunch. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6222 Whatever you do, don't break a leg! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6223 I think you mean “The lion stops here.” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6224 Before we begin,Let us prey. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6225 Relax, you’ll be fine. Just no lion jokes! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6226 All you have to do is know your audience. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6227 Just pretend their all naked. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6228 Just go out there and prey. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6229 Read it, tell them they are a bunch of pussy cats. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6230 If I read this they’ll tear me to shreds 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6231 Don’t be nervous. They’re going to love you. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6232 It's fine, go walk it off. Actually, run. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6233 Just imagine them without their furry coats. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6234 Face it, they're gonna eat you alive. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6235 Skip the prayer, and punch up the research about our deadly flesh-eating blood parasites. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6236 They'd love to learn that you're the juiciest morsel on the stage. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6237 Don't even worry about it. They're totally harmless. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6238 Just picture them without their fangs. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6239 Wait. Let’s lose ‘Now I do feel I’m ready to run!’ ” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6240 It's a tough crowd, but you really don't need to worry about your speech. They love you! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6241 But sometimes the law of the jungle needs changing. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6242 And now we announce the winners of the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6243 Keep it brief, this audience has not eaten dinner. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6244 Don't worry, your horns just make them horny. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6245 Do not forget your way to the Exit! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6246 Do your best, they won’t eat you alive 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6247 It's ok, they can't understand you 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6248 Now, the moment you’ve all been waiting to hear—which couple gets to eat us! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6249 Let’s go with ‘Hello. I’m Bambi and I will be your SERVING this evening’ 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6250 You can do this. I use to have a fear of public speaking myself. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6251 Be bold! You can do this. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6252 This fax from Noah says that unicorns won't be invited? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6253 Go ahead, it’s the after-diner speech. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6254 Second Chances? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6255 OH, dear! I hope they all ate dinner recently! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6256 Remember Daniel, this is an awards show not a den.” 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6257 It’s ok, just picture them declawed. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6258 We now see why we were chosen to speak at the ‘Difficult Stakeholders Conference 2023.’ 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6259 Listen, if you’re nervous, just picture them all naked… oh wait a minute… 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6260 And the winner for best trans performance goes to Roger Rooster for his portrayal in My Little Chickadee. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6261 I don’t know why it’s called the Shirley Jackson Prize. Just announce the winner of the lottery. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6262 They promised they’re only intellectually hungry. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6263 First, an announcement. The hunt has been cancelled. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6264 Don't be silly! They won't eat you alive if you go out there. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6265 Yes, but they are already naked! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6266 Just go ahead and tell them we've been eating primarily garlic and onions. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6267 Don't worry, once the spotlight comes on you'll forget the audience is even there. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6268 This crowd will roar if you nail your lines. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6269 Relax, you're gonna kill. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6270 I'll go first 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6271 No worries, they're going to love you. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6272 No problem. Just throw them some red meat. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6273 Just remember, they put have to sharpen one claw at a time when they get up in the morning, just like anyone else. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6274 No reason to be nervous. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6275 You'll be fine. Just imagine that they're naked. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6276 Try not to think about that pre-dinner speaker. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6277 Don't worry, they'll bite your head off. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6278 Picture them without fur. Or claws. Or teeth. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6279 You’ve got this: picture them as toothless, clawless, non-pride hunting, non-carnivores. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6280 Aspirations aside, you'll never be more than a cutlet. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6281 Hey, let them know that lunch is delayed." 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6282 You'll be fine. Just imagine they are all naked. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6283 It’ll be fine. Just try to picture them without their fur. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6284 It'll soind funnier if you read it while I run 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6285 Sorry, I think it’s a little too late to change this presentation to a zoom. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6286 Well, what did you think when we told it was for the lions club meeting? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6287 Don't worry, they'll be asleep soon. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6288 Watch out if anyone looks like they are starting for the Stage.....! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6289 It's your turn to say Grace 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6290 Go on, tell them, they'll eat it right up! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6291 Go ahead, say it: "I love to be in the headlights because.... 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6292 Remember "Androcles", stay in character. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6293 Are you sure your lecture on the benefits of vegetarian diet will be well accepted by the major shareholders of the Serengeti?” (Laula Penet 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6294 No, no! With this audience you don't want them eating out of your hand. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6295 They're going to loooove you. I promise! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6296 In conclusion, we the Ibex provide you The Fat Cats everything, including but not limited to lifetimes of servitude and deference. In return you The Fat Cats agree to a halting of the wholesale slaughter of we the Ibex, especially our baby Ibex. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6297 Don’t appeal to their base instincts. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6298 Just imagine them all in their underwear 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6299 Just find your pride. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6300 Just try to picture them with no fur. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6301 Just imagine that they're all naked. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6302 Don't be nervous; just picture them with no clothes on in your mind! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6303 Go on then. It's normal to have the jitters. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6304 Don't forget Harold, I can still run faster than you. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6305 Remember what I said, just picture everyone in the audience naked… 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6306 Put the part about the marshmallow test first. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6307 Open with a joke that zigs and zags. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6308 Relax. Those oil company executives really want to hear what you have to say. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6309 Seriously, they eat this stuff up! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6310 Tame Impala supports Pride Week! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6311 Be authentic! Be your true self! Let your vulnerability show! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6312 Thank you, friends, for your warm welcome. My talk this afternoon is on preliminary reports of improved longevity to carnivores who become vegetarians. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6313 Go out there and win over their hearts and minds... Their teeth and claws would be good, too. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6314 Don't worry, you should be able to finish before the potion wears off. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6315 Who told you this was a cooking class? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6316 Keep talking. The audience is hungry for more! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6317 Try and not upset the natural order of things: Bore them to sleep but not to death." 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6318 Trust me. This crowd won’t eat you alive just for being a little nervous. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6319 I thought you said this was a Ted talk...not a dead talk. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6320 Keep it friendly 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6321 You'll do fine. Just don't show fear. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6322 Who knew even going to the movies was polarizing? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6323 And the winner is . . . We’ll be leaving now. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6324 Imagine them naked. That’ll make you relax.” 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6325 All you need is a little courage... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6326 Look,just imagine them without any clothes. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6327 Just imagine your audience fully costumed." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6328 Just try to picture the audience herbivore. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6329 Before we go on,would you like to prey first? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6330 Look, you’re the GOAT. You’ve got this. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6331 Just imagine them as cabbages without clothes. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6332 All you have to is imagine everyone in the audience is attending the vegetarians anonymous conference. . 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6333 If you start getting nervous out there, look at their manes and not their eyes. Old public speaking trick. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6334 What could possibly go wrong? The losers can’t shoot the messenger when they find out they didn’t win. They don’t have any guns. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6335 Don’t worry… just picture them all naked and toothless 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6336 "Don't forget to slow down. This is one of those times where you want them to catch your drift." 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6337 Man! This is one tough crowd. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6338 This is better than chasing a car. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6339 Maybe don't open with the goat joke. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6340 Just imagine that they 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6341 Relax. You couldn't hope for a more adoring audience of predators. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6342 You’ll have them eating out of your hand, huh? ‘Poor choice of words, I’d say. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6343 It's OK! Your like the wolf in sheep's clothing! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6344 Not to make public speaking any more frightening for you, but is your life insurance paid up? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6345 Honestly sir, I don't want to be a guinea pig, I'm a springbok! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6346 Feeling sharp? Okay,they are vegetarians. Better? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6347 It’s fine, they only get aggressive when their babies are at risk. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6348 Don't worry. Whoever told you they are dangerous was lion. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6349 Don’t be shy, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6350 Oh Deer. You better start Lion! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6351 Remember: "Eat you alive" is NOT a metaphor. Enjoy! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6352 Our numbers are dwindling…can you help? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6353 Don't be worried, just keep in mind that they all want to eat you 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6354 Tell them about our water feature idea 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6355 Just give the damn speech. They'll eat it up! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6356 ''It'll be fine, they can't think for themselves.'' 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6357 Just picture them in their under....No, forget that - RUN! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6358 Go on, it's not like they're predators or anything. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6359 Don't worry, they're hungry for inspiration. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6360 They're hungry for information. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6361 Just make sure you don't spill into lunch. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6362 Don't worry, the after-lunch crowd is the easiest. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6363 You can do it, just picture them all in their underwear. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6364 You got this Lopez! Break a leg! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6365 it's a tough crowd, but it's not like they're going to eat you alive" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6366 Just be Yourself . . and Try to remember they're not All deranged hunters 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6367 I warned you not to look at the menu. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6368 You've five minutes to give your Ted Talk on pacifism before dinner will be ready. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6369 You only think they're paying attention to you. They're actually licking their lips and are ready to pounce. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6370 Go out there and knock 'em dead! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6371 Don't forget to tell them about the 'All you can eat' Buffet after the morning lectures on Intersectionality. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6372 I told you DEI training was going to be a tough sell with some of our associates. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6373 Just tell them your name is Daniel. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
6374 ...and the gazelles congratulated the lions for always winning the race! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6375 Go on - it's a friendly crowd. They'll eat it up! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6376 Just picture that they’re all naked and well-fed. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6377 There’s nothing to worry about. It’s not like they’ll eat you alive! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6378 Don't worry. This isn't a dinner theater. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6379 Just try to imagine them without claws. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6380 I am here to tell you that I am not as delicious as I look. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6381 You've been running & hiding much too long. You know it's just your foolish pride. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6382 I can't get past the thought that they're sizing me up for the afterparty menu 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6383 Never mind the venison. Stick to the vegetarian section. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6384 Speak up = they can barely hear you 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6385 No Matter What You Say, They'll Still Hunt Us. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6386 Now remember Bambi, Its always important to know your audience. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6387 Don't forget. We're responsible citizens and work hard like everybody else. Likewise, we enjoy a good time and like to play but thats not all we do. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6388 I hate to be the speaker between you and dinner! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6389 Remember, it’s Act I, not the appetizer. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6390 If you get nervous, just imagine them sitting there naked. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6391 « Just remember -the laughing gas they took just before the show is going to wear off soon! » 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6392 Don't worry, they were fed free hors d'oeuvres in the lobby" 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6393 Don't worry. You'll have them eating from the palm of your hand. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6394 Just be honest… you peed in the watering hole and mistakes just happen! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6395 Picture them mauling you to death. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6396 You’ll be introduced by David Attenborough 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6397 Let's skip the part at the end where we prey! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6398 Good luck, buddy, it was real nice knowing ya! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6399 We are very sorry that for your presentation on the benefits of veganism, the projector is not working 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6400 You really need to get over your irrational fear of public speaking❤️ 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6401 I guess saying I’ll prey for you may not be enough.” 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6402 Don’t be nervous. Just imagine them clothed after a full meal. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6403 Tell them lunch will be served in the back after the lecture. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6404 Cheer up! It's not like you're going to be eaten. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6405 I suggest you start with something gnu! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6406 Just imagine the audience eating you alive 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6407 You've got this-- Zootopia is real. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6408 What's gnu? OMG, I'm dying up here! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6409 Don’t worry, you got this. They’re literally salivating over you! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6410 Start with the joke about your lame cousin. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6411 Go on. They're waiting with bated breath. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6412 Don't worry, you've got horns and they don't 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6413 Just tell them the election was stolen. They'll eat that up. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6414 The senior class just wants to feed on humanity! Wish them well in their pursuits! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6415 Remember,if they start to rush the stage, rush out the back and I turn off all the lights. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6416 Look,I know it's a tough crowd,but you have to go out and tell them to lay off of us. We'll all be back here rooting for you! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6417 It's just an audience. They won't eat you. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6418 Just imagine they've all lost all their teeth 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6419 You may not be able to talk yourself out of this one… 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6420 Two things: first, imagine that they’re all naked, and, second, don’t run from the podium when you’re finished. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6421 it's okay, tonight's crowd is all vegan 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6422 By the way, they're probably going to kill and eat you. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6423 Go get 'em tiger!" "But the audience is gonna eat me alive! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6424 Just go out there and dangle some red meat in front of them and they'll eat it right up. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6425 Relax,Just imagine they are in their underwear 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6426 Just imagine them all without fur. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6427 What big eyes you have grandma 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6428 You’ve got to sell it like you mean it, or they’ll eat you alive. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6429 Okay, go ahead, but you’re gonna want to make this quick… 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6430 I think it's a little early to start telling Christmas stories. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6431 Okay, it’s all good. Just introduce the film, SURVIVING THE WILD, and then run like the antelope you are before the dinner portion of the evening is announced. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6432 There’s no reason to be nervous 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6433 Go ahead with your Animal Rights speech and they probably will not eat you alive 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6434 Just remember ... you're faster than they are. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6435 Just start with a funny anecdote 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6436 Don't be nervous- feeding time is at dusk in about 13 minutes. They are hoping you have a long speech 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6437 Just stay away from the cantelope jokes... 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6438 I'm not sure this is the right time for a diatribe on Political Correctness on the Serengeti. They look hungry. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6439 Now Rick would read the second round menu 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6440 Relax, deer- you’re among friends! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6441 Imagine they've all have just eaten dinner 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6442 Just imagine they’re all sitting on the toilet . . . 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6443 Don't be afraid, they won't bite! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6444 Just imagine that everyone has clothes on. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6445 Y'ou can do this, they ALL love antelopes.' 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6446 —In Hollywood we will be the heroes!" 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6447 I have to go, but you'll be fine. I've never seen such an eager audience! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6448 Please read for the class of ‘98 our plan to eliminate legacy preference. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6449 They may decide to love your talk, they may decide to eat you alive. Really, it's just a whim away... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6450 Loose the notes and run with it. How long have I been your agent? Of course they’re vegetarians I’m telling you those jokes are gonna kill The Looks like it wasn’t a typo, it really is a prey meeting. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6451 Oh Dear, and i'm not lyin' 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6452 Just picture them naked and devouring everyone you've ever known. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6453 You know the story about lions, tigers and bears? You have stripes, so you’re the stand in for tonight, just wing it! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6454 No puns about being bare, please. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6455 It's OK—They're here for just the stories and editorial. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6456 Don’t mess up. This audience will eat you alive. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6457 Don't you think I should skip the part where it says the devil roams the earth like a roaring lion seeking the ruin of souls? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6458 Now don't forget. You can skip the Menu Announcement for today's lunch. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6459 Stay calm. Just imagine they are vegetarians. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6460 They’ll be eating out of your hands, you got this! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6461 Just picture them smelling something other than fear. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6462 Now be really careful. A lot of those folks out there would very much like to eat you. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6463 Me presenting the group meeting. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6464 You don’t have to be nervous. Just internalise that you’re already the goat. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6465 Remember, a good speaker gets their audience’s attention from the first sentence. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6466 You'd better be on your game, Gene, or they'll eat you alive. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6467 Just imagine them without their teeth. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6468 I'm sure you'll convince them that a vegan diet is best for the planet. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6469 I understand you're nervous and normally at this point we say, 'Picture them naked' but, well ... hey, lots of luck. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6470 Now start singing “Edelweiss” 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6471 I have the latest study from the WHO. Eating raw meat is simply Not good for you and should be avoided at all costs. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6472 If you enunciate well enough, they'll spare you. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6473 Don't be afraid. Share your 10 tips on becoming vegetarian and why it's good for the planet. I'll just be riiiiiight behind you. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6474 Not to worry, you'll have a lot for them to chew on. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6475 Pretend they all have clothes on. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6476 I’ve been told the audience just eats us up. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6477 I'd emphasize the benefits of vegetarianism 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6478 Just remember to leave them wanting more. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6479 And we finally have a Full House!!! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6480 Don't be nervous because they're all dangerous predators. Just imagine that instead of being naked, they're all wearing human underwear. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6481 It's our focus group for the Beyond Burger rollout. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6482 You know after The Wizard of Oz, Bert Lahr's contract was dumped by MGM. Frank Morgan, The Wizard, told him the role wouldn't do anything for his career "because there aren’t that many lion parts in Hollywood." Anyway, they're gonna fuckin' eat you. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6483 Now read them tonight's vegetarian menu. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6484 Just remember, they're actually all naked! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6485 Miss the part about red meat I didn’t know the crowd when I wrote it 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6486 Yes I'm sure you're the _after_-dinner speaker! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6487 Don't worry. I'm sure they will eat you up . . . quickly. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6488 They’ll eat you alive but you have to practice. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6489 Just relax- the audience probably won't eat you." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6490 Just think of them all sitting there naked … 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6491 Try not to think they're imagining you with your hide off. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6492 Go give 'em some food for thought! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6493 Just picture them all as sphynxes. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6494 Skip the "Why wasn't the lion honest" joke. It stinks anyway. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6495 Just picture them all dressed up. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6496 Just end your introductions with, "say hello to my little friend" and I will handle the rest. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6497 No matter what, don't break a leg! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6498 Don't worry. You'll have them eating out of your hoof. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6499 Joke bombs! Remember, they can't laugh and chew at the same time. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6500 Don’t be nervous. They’re mesmerized with your looks. You’re center of the plate beautiful. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6501 don’t worry, you’re just the appetizer, the main course is next! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6502 Just picture them naked. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6503 They're going to eat you alive. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6504 You'll be fine. The chef served wildebeest for lunch. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6505 If you get nervous, try to imagine them eating a salad. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6506 But this doesn't say how I get out before they come to eat me. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6507 Imagine they are all wearing clothes. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6508 So Karen here is going to read her farewell poem entitled "Ode to 'The Lion King.' 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6509 Remember, raise your hoof right away . . . 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6510 It helps to imagine them wearing clothes. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6511 No. Really. You are gonna kill this crowd. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6512 Don’t drag 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6513 You'll either have them eating out of the palm of your hand, or gnawing bloody hunks out of your haunches...and you're on! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6514 Wait a minute , Doe a deer , a female deer??? I think you have the wrong script!!? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6515 Don't worry, you're going to have them eating out of your hoof. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6516 No tomatoes here. Just a lot of teeth. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6517 Just imagine they have no manes. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6518 You’ll be fine! Just picture them naked. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6519 It’s not as if they’re going to eat you. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6520 It's okay Ron. Remember, they just came from an all-you-can-eat-brunch. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6521 Good luck with your Endangered Species Act presentation. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6522 Don’t hiss them off 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6523 It'll be fine! All you have to do is tell them that the caterer had an accident on the way here, but that we're already working on a solution. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6524 Lets just prey the speech goes well. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6525 Remember Bill,this is an antelope ally convention. You 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6526 Get on with it. Don't let them get hungry. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6527 On the theory you don't have to outrun all the lions, just outrun your friend: "You go first and I'll wait for you off stage." 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6528 They are really going to love you. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6529 Can I just use my phone? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6530 Just imagine them dressed in dashikis. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6531 Don’t worry, this is the after lunch symposium. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6532 Don't be so nervous. They've already had lunch. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6533 Don't worry, you are the after dinner speaker. (note to judges - I tried but could not emphasize the word 'after' using boldface or un-italics.) 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6534 Picture them all in underwear. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6535 I guess this means we c'antelope. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6536 Life is full of unexpected things and people,waiting to catch you at your lowest. If you let it,it can eat you up,but if you face your fears with those closest to you,you can surprise yourself. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6537 Are you sure they’re here for a Shakespeare reading ? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6538 The speech maybe meh but you have a packed audience 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6539 They can smell fear, just so you know. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6540 It is the menu just for lionesses 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6541 Withstand this until the elections, after which we turn the tables. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6542 I'm sure no one will cause any uproar 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6543 - “You got this - leave ‘em hungry for more “ 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6544 Deer 1: “Just think, today your conquering the #1 fear. Public speaking” Deer2: “What’s #2?” Deer3: “Number two is…” 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
6545 At least they aren't tigers. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6546 And here'a a joke to break the ice: "A group of cows is called a 'cowabundance'-- despite what you may have herd." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6547 Frank,you might want avoid any words with pray or prey in them. For God's sake don't say a gazelle in the mouth is worth two on the savanna. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
6548 Remember, don't show any fear. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6549 Don't be so nervous, the audience will totally eat you up! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6550 Don't worry... stick to the script & as long as you don't let them smell fear, you'll be fine. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6551 The script is fine - they'll eat it up! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6552 Opening night at “Where the deer and the antelope play” 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6553 Just go out and be yourself. They'll eat you up. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6554 Don't you word kill 'em! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6555 Don't worry - they'll love you 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6556 Just picture the audience in their underwear. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6557 We are deer, or maybe antelopes, and they are big cats. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6558 Don't think of them as apex predators. Think of them as the next casualties of human disregard for the planet. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6559 Toss in a 'pride' now and then. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6560 Just pretend that they're all naked. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6561 Don’t let them see the fear in your eyes. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6562 Tough crowd! Pretend you have Ebola; then, run like hell. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6563 Just be yourself. They'll follow you anywhere. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6564 You know we don’t have executive function so stage fright can’t really be a thing here 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6565 Just remember, these aren’t grass eaters. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6566 Be confident! Don't let them eat you up. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6567 Snacks will be available after the presentation. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6568 Cut the verse about the thrill of the chase. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6569 Uh…. Please don’t eat us. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6570 What if I say the wrong thing? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6571 They’re eager to learn something without swallowing your lecture whole! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6572 Just imagine they are all naked. Oh wait, they are. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6573 Go on! When I said “they’ll eat you up,” I meant they’ll like you. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6574 Don't be nervous. They've just been fed a huge meal. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6575 Our topic this afternoon is how to effectively educate the enemy 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6576 If there's any heckler, they're not domesticated. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6577 Don't be nervous. The only thing on the line is your life. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6578 A old stage trick…just imagine , they are all in their underwear….sitting at a dinner table 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6579 Just harness the energy! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6580 Sing the score from Cats and you’ll have them eating out of your hand 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6581 Are you sure I have to tell them it is time to break for lunch? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6582 I’d tell you to picture them all naked, but they already are. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6583 I think we should leave ASAP, we are just protein to them! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6584 It’s ok, they’re looking at you with pride 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6585 No it’s NOT reasonable to think they’ll eat you alive out there. Just a little stage fright is all 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6586 They don’t REALLY want to eat you alive. Just imagine them in their underwear! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6587 Be discreet, don't address them as beasts!? Maybe 'dear best' could work with the nuts ! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6588 Death by PowerPoint is such a catchy title. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6589 Is this a recipe for venison stew? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6590 Looks like we have a hungry audience to night. Stay away from a meaty presentation, go for the fluff. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6591 Don't worry! Open with that joke and they'll eat you...er... it up! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6592 Good evening fellow mammals, we're here tonight to introduce to you our new line of vegan meats. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6593 Do it! Just tell them it’ says you have a “right to life” before their “liberty and the pursuit of happiness”. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6594 You better win them over quick, otherwise they're going to eat you alive. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6595 Welcome, predators. I'm told there will be a carnivorous buffet following circus try-outs. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6596 Use a little joke to start the pro-eating 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6597 Let’s start when Biggest Billy gets here. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6598 Go on, it’s just steak fright. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6599 No! You go first. I can run faster! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6600 Give them that old deer in the headlights glare, Alfred, and you’ll get their attention for sure. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6601 We vegans are hoping more can embrace our ideology. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6602 Just go out there and imagine all of them are hibernating 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6603 Don't worry, they've already eaten. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6604 Don't worry. They already filled up earlier on the hors d'oeuvres at the reception. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6605 Just picture them naked. And vegan. John Amari Denver CO 80222 3038683363 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6606 First you apologize for having chronic wasting disease; then second you assure that it is not contagious if not touched. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6607 Go ahead, tell them about the refreshments that are coming! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6608 Now, just go out there and think of them in their underpants. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
6609 Just don't let them smell your fear. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6610 Just picture them naked...and stuffed and mounted. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6611 Are you sure they don't bite? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6612 You can do this. “Welcome, friends, to the First Annual Vegan Lion Symposium”. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6613 Go tell them the bad news hunting season has been canceled! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6614 Being vegetarian has numerous benefits. First … 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6615 Don't let the audience scare you. Just imagine they're all naked. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6616 Imagining them in their underwear doesn’t mean they won’t still eat me. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
6617 'Oy... Your deer in the headlights look was the good old days." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6618 This speech should "bearlly" be an inconvenience @theryangeorge 😜 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6619 „At least they seem to come with common need in mind” 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
6620 You’ll do great… they’re a captive audience 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6621 Start with a joke to loosen up the audience.” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6622 I heard you tell the printer “Dough recipes made easy.” 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6623 I suggest we skip the luncheon after your presentation. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6624 You've got this; just imagine them furless. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6625 Deer me. I'm not lyin'. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6626 Go! Quickly! The frame is closing in but you can save yourself! My tail crossed the event horizon and there's no turning back for me. GO! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6627 You can do this. Just imagine they’re all in their underwear. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6628 Good! You don’t have to worry about an elephant in the room. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6629 No matter what, they’ll be proud. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6630 I warned that you it's a tough crowd! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6631 Stop worrying. They’re hungry to see you. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6632 The party of the first part agrees not to stalk the party of the second part while the party of the second part agrees not to inflict undue cardiac stress on the party of the first part 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6633 It won’t be a problem. That’s why I scheduled you for right after lunch. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6634 Just picture them without teeth 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6635 It'll be fine. Just don't read the one about the hunter's daughter. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6636 Time to segue to the benefits of vegetarianism. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6637 Just picture everyone in their underwear. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6638 You go on and speak, I,ll be back here in the wings. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6639 Um, just picture them all wearing clothes or something. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6640 Just remember,none of them are even wearing underwear. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6641 Welcome to the rookie economics phd job market! You have 90 minutes. I recommend taking questions as they are asked. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6642 I will give you the lion’s share of the speech 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6643 Tell them they’ll love it: War and Peace by Leo Roadkill. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6644 Keep them in the hypnotic trance so they believe they are vegetarians! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6645 Nervous? Just imagine the audience clothed. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6646 Try to picture the crowd as vegetarian. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6647 Senator, are you running for re-election in 2026 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6648 You accidentally wrote you ‘engorge’ me to achieve higher in paragraph 7. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6649 Stick to your two points. And keep your tail up to help show you’re happy. They can’t see it but they can sense it. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6650 Come on, look at them, they hunger for your content… 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6651 Keep thinking they're naked... I've gotta run! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6652 gxkhabj 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6653 Don't worry. The crowd doesn't bite. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6654 I think that all of the garlic you ate will knock them out and I was told that they all ate ate a big lunch. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6655 Just imagine them naked. You’ll be fine. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6656 Go on, they're hungry for you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6657 and they all watched on in squawk and awe 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6658 Just imagine everyone in their underwear. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6659 Go ahead. Just pretend they are all naked! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6660 Relaz ? Those critics can be animals. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6661 It’s now or never, baby. Don’t let them eat you alive. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6662 Ok. You got about 5 minutes till their elevenses, so a brief speech and a swift exit stage right. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6663 I don’t think picturing them naked is going to help. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6664 Our party is still the marketplace of ideas. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6665 Go out out there. You have a roaringly good audience. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6666 Go on. You can do it. They’ve all be sedated. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6667 Just imagine that they’re naked, nut hungry. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6668 Remember, it’s not about what you say, but how you make them feel that’s important. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6669 Picture them naked - otherwise, they will sense your fear, and eat you alive! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6670 Relax…most of them are already. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6671 This audience will eat you alive! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6672 Wait, I just learned the Vegan Conference is two savanna’s down on the right. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6673 Remember,they just had the all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6674 Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my!" Joan Moore Portage, M 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6675 It helps if you just imagine them all naked. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6676 I'll start the car. Sam Sutphin, Indianapolis. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6677 Don't be nervous, just focus on the one lion that needs to hear your message. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6678 Welcome to the Ted Talk,"the benefits of a vegan diet" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6679 "Gnu do Gnu"; they won't bite. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6680 Just imagine them not eating you. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6681 Just picture them all with no fur. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6682 No worries. They’re all vegan. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6683 Trust me, your suggestions for solving world hunger will go down a treat. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6684 Of course they’ll listen, it’s the UN 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6685 If you imagine them all naked, they can’t eat you 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6686 Go on, you've got nothing to fear. They're hungry for you. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6687 I never imagined our presentation would be this interesting! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6688 Don't be nervous. Just imagine everyone in the audience naked. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6689 Go ahead! You have a great speech about our jungle rights. It's alright. They won't bite. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6690 I'll pull out an antler and you stand very very still. You got this! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6691 You will have them eating out of your hoof 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6692 Just imagine they're all wearing clothes and whatever you do, don't look into the light 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6693 Great speech.They’re gonna eat it up 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6694 Don't worry about your elevator pitch - it's not like audience can eat your alive! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6695 We’re all here for you. Can’t you see their pride? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6696 Just remember, if they don’t like you, they’ll eat you alive! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6697 Unaccustomed as I am to public Speaking. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6698 It’s not my fault you didn’t have your hearing aids in. I very clearly said they were expecting you to deliver a meatloaf, not a keynote. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6699 Just tell the truth. They will know if you're lyin'. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6700 Don't worry. I'm going to introduce you as Daniel. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6701 Take it from me Ralph. This is one tough crowd. Say something they don't like and they'll eat you alive. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6702 Did I just say “Break a leg”? Oops. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6703 It’s okay, don’t be scared. They support you. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6704 I was told the crowd would be starving! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6705 Go ahead. Break a leg! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6706 It's ok. Just fake it until you make it. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6707 You know what dad always said, ‘they can kill you but they can’t eat you.’ 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6708 Yeah, this is a different kind of pride event." 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6709 ‘Why do I feel this is the prelude for a true crime podcast in the not so distant future.’ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6710 Yes, Carl. I’ve been assured this is a conference for vegans. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6711 Carl, they’ll eat this speech up. Trust me. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6712 Just imagine the audience is naked. Or not. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6713 What ever you do,Don’t give them any red meat! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6714 OK. Let’s skip the land acknowledgement and get everyone into a breakout session. Remember *free snack in the lobby*. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6715 No worries, they just devoured everything on the buffet table. You'll be fine. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6716 Yes, it's a hostile audience, but they're going to love you to pieces! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6717 Go on, address the school pride 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6718 Don't let them see you molt. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6719 They are very eager to hear you! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6720 All those in favor of this gender affirmation clause in our contract, say aye! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6721 My book is called Putting it all on the Line... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6722 Just lead with that one that goes, "Katmandu, dog man don't." They'll positively roar! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6723 I am sure they will roar at what you have written! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6724 What can we tell them so they won't think we'd be a good dinner? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6725 I'll keep it short as I've just been told that we have a dinner engagement 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6726 Carnivores, you'e got to be kidding me. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6727 Just pretend they’re family! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6728 Don’t worry, they don’t bite (wink) 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6729 Start with the story about how you turned down the part in Lion King and I’ll be “right” behind you. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
6730 Go on. Your speech is perfect. They’ll eat it up. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6731 This audience is just going to eat you up. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6732 This year's 'Good Neighbor Award' for fewest gazelles eaten in a day--four--goes to Toothless Brian the Lion. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6733 I don't think a speech about hunger is a good idea. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6734 I know your nervous, but it’s not like they’re going to eat you alive out there. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6735 I have a bad feeling about this" 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6736 It'll be quick. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6737 Picturing them in their underwear won't help me relax. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6738 Don’t be a sheep; they love those even more. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6739 Be brave! Don’t get eaten by them. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6740 Just open with a joke,but it better be funny. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6741 Hymn before dinner 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6742 Announce that the winner is “La La Land,” then run to a long life of vaguely recalled disgrace and obscurity. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6743 It’s okay, it’s not like they’re gonna eat you! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6744 Don't say anything negative about their candidate and you'll be fine." 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6745 You've got this. Don't worry. They only look like they're eating you with their eyes. They're genuinely interested in what you have to say. Just avoid reminiscing about the savannah. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6746 Don't be nervous! Your speech is great...and they're serving concessions. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6747 Don’t worry they’ve had their breakfast of academics…technically ,you aren’t a sheep. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6748 Don’t worry, you’ll have them eating the palm of your hand in no time at all. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6749 An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Attributed to Philip II, King of Macedonia (383-336 B.C.) 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6750 Don't be nervous - just imagine them all naked. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6751 Elka is going to share a list of other animals that are a great alternative for a healthy lion and bear diet. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
6752 There better be a lot of red meat in that speech. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6753 Just don't break a leg. You'll never get away. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6754 No, you give the speech 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6755 If the audience frightens you, just imagine they all have clothes on. Robert Mayer, Round Lake, IL rmayer1946@gmail.com 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6756 I DON'T WANT TO THROW YOU TO THE LIONS, BUT YOU''RE UP. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6757 Uh-oh, Barnabee, (whispering) I thought you said lionsclubs dot org? Joel Styzens, Chicago, IL 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6758 You have their undivided attention, now it's your job to win them over. You got this! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6759 We are in the same team 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6760 Try the veal! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6761 Go ahead sweety, announce the bravery award winner! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6762 You're not going to open with that .....are you?? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6763 Don’t worry - there’s safety in numbers. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6764 They’re like the Rotary Club, just a bit less intelligent. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6765 Just think of them being "bear" naked and you will be fine. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6766 It's natural to fear public speaking but be brave. Clearly, they're eager to hear about the benefits of plant-based eating. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6767 Don't worry. They're only apex predators. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6768 Ow, c´mon...don´t be afraid. Nobody is gonna eat you, y´know? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6769 Keep it short and humourse 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6770 Perhaps "O' that this too too solid flesh would melt." is the wrong soliloquy for this audience. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6771 If you get nervous, just imagine them fully clothed 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6772 Go ahead, you have your speach nailed. I'm sure to roaring approval. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6773 Be strong,state your opinion,and prove it with logic. We are not at the Roman Coliseum. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6774 This audience will literally eat me alive. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6775 Just keep in mind that lions and tigers go bare and you'll be fine. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6776 Don't worry, you're going to kill it. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6777 You’ll be okay. Just imagine them with clothes on. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6778 The vegans are always tougher. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6779 Talking about rough crowd! It's like running for office and dinner at the same time! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6780 Relax, tell them our corporate sponsor is Chevrolet and we can always outrun them " 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6781 PRESENTING TO A HOSTILE AUDIENCE 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6782 You'll be great and they're going to love you. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6783 Being the last speaker before lunch can be barbarous 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6784 Imagine they are wearing only their underwear. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6785 But will it play in Pretoria? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6786 See I told you changing our WFH policy would be dangerous. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6787 C'mon, it's not like they're out to get you! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6788 Don't worry. They won't pounce unless they see your fear. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6789 Relax. Just imagine that they're all sitting there completely skinned. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6790 I wouldn't do the 'Tony The Tiger' joke. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6791 go on, sing out, what the world needs now 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6792 Become a lion or become a meal. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6793 Just remember this is for EGOT not GOAT. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6794 Break a leg." No, seriously 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6795 Remember , they’re more scared of you than you are of them” JP Joyce , Boulder ,CO 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6796 We’ll if you can’t get that image out of your head, then just picture them all in their underwear and feeding on you. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6797 Since they're already naked, just pretend that they're not bloodthirsty predators. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6798 Remember to just picture their heads mounted on the wall 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6799 Let them know the intermission snacks are all plant-based. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6800 You’ll be fine! Just keep it to the ‘party lion’! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6801 You're going to be fine, it's not like it's a matter of life and death." It's like climate scientists talking to our politicians that are bought by the fossil fuel industry 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6802 I know it seems like they'll eat you alive, but they can be really quite nice. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6803 Oh, all right, I’ll take out the part about being on the horns of a dilemma. Gary V. Hodge P. O. Box 930 California, MD 20619 301-873-3150 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6804 Not to worry- there are no headlights. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6805 Remember, never allow them to believe your voice is the weakest they've heard, and pay close attention to any paws as you read. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6806 Go ahead Dear, don’t be intimidated. They’re just an adorable bunch of old pussies. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6807 Just picture them all naked. I'll be right back. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6808 Just read slowly and don't stare into the lights." Howie Lipstein, Suffern, N 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6809 Don't worry, we have never had an incident at this Antelope Anonymous meeting. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6810 You are a good actor - just pretend to be a lion 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6811 Whatever you say, they’ll just eat it up! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6812 As soon as you start, we will kill the house lights so you can't see them. Better, right? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6813 It’s official, “The Spotless Giraffe” has been named Casting Director for the Lion King: Resurgence. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6814 Just be yourself and they'll eat you up. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6815 Don't worry! It only seems like they would eat you alive. Just picture them in their underwear. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6816 Now remember when they come too close don't prance or skip just run 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6817 I hate dinner theater. The stagehand switched my speech with a menu. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6818 They're hungering to see you. It's a captive audience in search of a captive speaker. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6819 Don't worry. You will get used to it. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6820 Don't worry, I'm sure you can win friends and influence predators. We're the prey so we're smarter than they are. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6821 Break a leg, Harold. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6822 Tell the audience to keep to their seats. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6823 Nervous? Don't be they want to hear about behavior therapy for herd animals 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6824 Just pace yourself and it’s ok if you run long. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6825 The first speaker didn't do well, but I think they're full now. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6826 Pretend everyone in the audience is naked. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6827 Go ahead, tell them, their free lunch is over! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6828 Be sure to let them know you are the record holder in the hundred yard dash. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6829 Ladies and gentlemen hunters 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6830 Go ahead and present our demands. Our Guild is in full support. Ronald Navarro Rolling Hills, California 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6831 No pressure but pressure, dear. We're all on the same field. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6832 I hope you are proud of our presentation! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6833 Don’t worry … they always enjoy a good dinner conversation 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6834 Don't whistle 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6835 They’re only hungry for knowledge. Just try to imagine them without fur. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6836 Don't be nervous. Just pick out someone in the back row and picture them well fed. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6837 Don't be nervous. They're all here, because they're interested in becoming vegan. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6838 Ducking should be the least of your worries -- we've confiscated their cell phones. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6839 It’s not like they are going to eat you! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6840 Just explain Nigel, we don’t want to take their teeth away, we just want to make sure the crazy lions don’t eat all the cubs 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6841 You'll be fine-there's an all-you-can-eat buffet after your speech. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6842 Don't be nervous, what's the worst that can happen? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6843 Say whatever you like,but remember that you're only the second fastest gazelle on the stage! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6844 But just look at those faces, they're going to eat you up. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6845 Go! They'll be eating you up in no time. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6846 Don't be shy. They've been fed and watered. And for the time being they'll listen and won't bite the hand that feeds them. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6847 Just imagine them all fully clothed. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6848 Rodney Deerfield will now present his PhD thesis, "Why A Vegan Diet Is Essential in the Fight Against Climate Change." 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6849 A second plane has hit the twin towers 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6850 No worries. They will lionize you. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6851 Advise them not to run. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6852 Don't worry; they've already had lunch. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6853 With that hyena line, you'll have them eating out of the palm of your hoof. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6854 Just ignore the headlights” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6855 It is an honor to be the recipient of this year's 'Mark to Aim' award... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6856 Just picture them not wearing any fur. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6857 Are you sure we are offering ourselves up on a plate to public curiosity? Well, we're raw and naked in front of them, that's what they like and paid for. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6858 Don't worry, the organizers assured me this crowd will love what we have to offer. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6859 Oh I'm sure they are REALLY interested in what you have to say! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6860 Don't be nervous. Remember, they are here for you! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6861 I have a sense that more than my reputation is riding on this speech. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6862 Your audience will resonate with your topic, the circle of life. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6863 Relax, and just think 'This time, they are the captive audience!' 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6864 Don't be nervous. No-one's going to bite you! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6865 Be confident and speak with pride 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6866 Don't be nervous. You've written a great vegetarian cookbook. Now just get out there and sell it. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6867 I know you're nervous, just be sure to start by telling them about the free all-you-can-eat buffet in the dining room west of the lobby. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6868 No reason to be nervous. This morning you gnu your lions perfectly. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6869 L is for the way you look at me…. O is for the only one you see… V is very, very extra scary… E is even more than any one carnivore can 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6870 Psst..I say we close the curtain and quickly dash out of the back door. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6871 Repeat after me it is a very loving crowd 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6872 Come on, you've rehearsed it a million times. 'Every morning on Broadway, a gazelle wakes up...' 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6873 You can expect a hostile crowd, it seems. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6874 I hate being in the Lionlight 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6875 Lions and bears, no tigers. Oh my! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6876 How I will feel when my extended family comes together on Thanksgiving and my marriage will still be discussed just like the last 7 Thanksgiving dinners ... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6877 If it helps, they're not looking at your face. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6878 Are you sure we're at the right conference? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6879 Go ahead, go ahead, you're great they're going to eat it up 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6880 Go for it, everybody enjoys being roasted. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6881 Don't worry. This audience is hungry. You'll be great. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6882 Are you sure they know the vernacular? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6883 You need to win them over or they’ll eat you alive. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6884 Welcome to your monthly MAGA meeting, we swear we have your best interests in mind and nothing to gain for ourselves, as you can see we are just like you! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6885 ...and don't be catty with your remarks! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6886 Are you sure? Plan Base might not be the way to approach them. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6887 Just imagine they're all fully clothed and wearing wingtips. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6888 Butt heads at the town hall meeting today. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6889 Remember, when you're nervous just imagine the crowd running from you like their lives depend upon it. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6890 They’re going to eat you, I mean your speech , up 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6891 They're already naked so just imagine they are all strict vegetarians.. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6892 No need to be nervous. I'm sure they will devour your every word. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6893 Don't worry. The breakfast buffet ended twenty minutes ago. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6894 We should be able to outrun them, but it'll take all four legs. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6895 Nightfall's Comedy Gazelles Shine Under Gotham's Gaze 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6896 I picked the slowest gazelle as my running mate for a reason Kamala. They are going to love you. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6897 Um dude they don't care about your speech...they want something to eat 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6898 I’m sure they will appreciate the benefits of a plant based diet! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6899 Relax. They won 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6900 I’ll keep it short. Otherwise they’ll be thinking about lunch. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6901 Go ahead, it’s alright to read the one about the lion and the lamb. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6902 Just imagine they're all sphinx cats. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6903 Just stick to the script and keep your voice up when you refer to raw meat. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6904 You're OK - they've all had a large lunch 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6905 Don’t be nervous. Just imagine that they are all sitting there in their underwear 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6906 -- Start with: "I hate to stand between you and dinner". Then, improvise for at least 10 min to let us cross the border with Canada. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6907 So you may be eaten alive after all, but look at the turnout! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6908 Imagine they're naked under animal costumes. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6909 Everyone gets stage fright. I wouldn't worry about it lasting very long. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6910 Of course they are here because they are interested in your paper on high-temperature superconductors, why else would they be? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6911 You'll be fine. Just try to picture them all naked. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6912 Imagine them all sitting naked out there and you’ll be fine. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6913 Just speak off the hoof. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6914 Just imagine them all sitting there in underwear. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6915 Maybe we should reconsider…those aren’t really friendly faces. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6916 Let the Fierce be with you. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6917 Just think of the pride you’ll feel! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6918 Just imagine them all naked and you will be fine. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6919 Are you sure 'Welcome, Ravenous Ladies and Voracious Gentlemen' is a good idea? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6920 Stop reading your opening speech, but I think we're at the wrong event. This is a Lions Club convention! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6921 Just think of it as "Taking one for the herd" 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6922 Remember? You’ve been ‘medically cleared,’ Mitch. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6923 They ate the rest of our herd about an hour ago, so no worries. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6924 Whatever you do don’t simper. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6925 You sure you want to open with that, "lying audience" joke. 1.0690 0.04834 58 56 0 2
6926 Stage Fright? Don't be scared...just pretend they are naked...and just ate. You got this! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6927 Just look out there and imagine they're all vegans, then give it all you've got. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6928 Just remember, if you bomb you won't get the hook... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6929 Don't be nervous! Eye of the tiger! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6930 whatever you do dont go down to the crowd if they ceers your talk 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6931 Don't be nervous, it's the circle of life and it moves us all. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6932 Ya but, are we the meek or the meat? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6933 Just imagine them naked and you won't be nervous 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6934 Welcome me to the opening night live performance of 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6935 Your indictment doesn't have to predict your bright future. You got this. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6936 Oh go on, it's stand-up comedy, for Christ's sake - if they roar, it will only be with laughter! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6937 Just imagine they're all naked bucks. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6938 The one on the right looks juicy 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6939 Just pretend they have no fur or teeth or claws. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6940 Don’t worry, you’ll kill, I hope. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6941 They’re from Detroit, Gazelle. They won’t care what you say about Tom. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6942 It's an ode to benefits of going vegan 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6943 Just be yourself,say what you have to say,then run like hell. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6944 Keep thinking, food for thought… food for thought. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6945 No, really. They’re waiting with baited breath. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6946 New hunting regulations include gender identity pairs,mixed and co-op groups. And scales for acceptable weights. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6947 Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be spellbound. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6948 Avoid phrases like The Lion's Share, or Thrown to the Lions, it won't end well for you. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6949 Try to forget the base loves red meat. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6950 They‘ll eat me alive! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6951 Just picture them without their claws on. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6952 Don't worry, looks like that new strain of catnip in the gummies really did the trick! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6953 Don't worry. It's not what you say that counts, it's how you make them feel. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6954 Cat got your tongue? Don't worry they'll eat it up. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6955 Break a leg kid and have a roaring good time. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6956 You won't be as nervous if you just imagine them in their underwear 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6957 Look, I know your vore fetish got you all fucked up right now, but just tough it out, okay? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6958 I know they're not like us, but I don't think they are anti-lope. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6959 Did anyone tell you that dinner was moved from before to after your presentation? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6960 Just imagine them naked and full from the hunt 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6961 Just be yourself. They’re not going to eat you alive. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6962 Just relax. Imagine they all have clothes on. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6963 Just be happy it’s not headlights. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
6964 Don't worry. If you mess up you won't have to live in regret, because they'll eat you. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6965 Just stick to the script, take no questions, and get out fast 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6966 The bravery to speak on unwilling ears; the bravery to open hearts, not just ears. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6967 Just picture them in cashmere. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6968 Try imagining them in their underwear. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6969 Don't be nervous. Just imagine them all without teeth. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6970 We certainly appreciate all the phone calls and texts you've been sending us. And remember as you exit the theater turn right. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6971 They would eat me alive! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6972 Don’t worry, it’s only a myth that they’ll “eat you alive.” 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6973 Don't worry! They're hungry for you! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6974 Just try not imagining them, imagining you with your coat off ! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6975 You sure you want to be in politics? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6976 Ya gotta admit, you aren't afraid of public speaking anymore, are ya? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6977 Congratulations, your essay won you the African Safari trip. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6978 Did you hear the one about the gazelle that ate the lion? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6979 No really; Republican Vegetarians just need a new leader ! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6980 Go on, don’t be shy. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6981 Maybe we should take out the part where we gore the lion. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6982 Don’t be nervous. They JUST had dinner. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6983 Maybe skip over the speech about the 'Mean Mane Predators of the Savannah.' 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6984 Forget about the predator/prey thing. Just pretend they're all sitting there in the underpants. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6985 I don't think they can bear waiting any longer 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6986 Sorry for throwing you to the lions 😢 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6987 They always eat this kind of stuff up - they’re going to love you 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6988 Just imagine all of them are prey. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6989 I don’t feel right about it. All I want is to lie on and cry! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6990 You don’t have to be SO scared. There’s no bears or tigers out here. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6991 I'd skip the part about basting and tenderizing. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6992 Whatever you do, don’t even think about using that “And now we must dash” line. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6993 Open with that joke about being with someone you can faster than. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6994 And make sure to end by saying, 'Thank you for coming to my Veld Talk.' 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6995 I know you are nervous, but just pretend they are all naked and have no teeth or claws. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6996 Maybe skip the metaphor about ‘the elephant in the room’” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6997 Just give them a taste of the rest of the program. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6998 Don't be afraid dear, these lions have been tamed. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6999 Don't worry. They're not going to eat you alive 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7000 Just tell them sprinkboks and other snacks will be available on the savannah, following your preservation 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7001 It’s spoken word, no one cares if you misspelled “analingus”! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7002 I think you can do this on your own. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7003 If you just act naturally, the audience will be with you all the way. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7004 Don't be nervious. Just imagine they are all sitting there naked. Oh wait, they are all naked. Oh well. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7005 Just be yourself. They're pussycats. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7006 Go on, they’re hungry for your expertise 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7007 Goodbye, Charlie 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7008 They love you already, and they've gorged on zebra 15 mins ago 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7009 I hate to tell you but I forgot the envelopes... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7010 You'll be fine. Just tell them you love them all--they'll never know you're lyin' 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7011 Don't worry - they're going to love you! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7012 Chairman A. Lope discusses the future of the Dollar and how Bitcoin will never rank as King of the Jungle. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7013 Yeah, I guess they'll eat you alive in both senses of the term. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7014 ? “So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good-bye” 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7015 Explain how to ask for our consent.” 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7016 We appreciate all of you making us the guest of honor at your dinner. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7017 Just pretend they're naked. No, wait--they are naked. Okay, when you speak, try to make yourself less, um, tasty. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7018 ‘No, Daniel…According to this manuscript, it should be you!’ 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7019 Ask them if they have ever heard of Edward Hicks. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7020 Twins reign. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7021 Dear Audience: Please do not eat the speaker until he has finished his remarks. In any event we can always cancel him by not inviting him back. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7022 And the winner is…. Baa Baa Land. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7023 There never was a more bullier old ram than what he was… 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7024 Don't say, 'My eyes are up here' -- it just enrages them. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7025 No,I don’t know who selected “Eye of the Tiger” as your intro song, but just focused on your speech and stress the health benefits of vegetarianism! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7026 If you're nervous, just imagine that the audience is naked. Which actually, they are. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7027 Please keep your acceptance speeches short as you have to eat us before we go to the commercials 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7028 Brace yourself. You know they're going to drool when you announce the conference luncheon. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7029 Just picture them with dentures that don't fit. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7030 Don't be so nervous. Once they hear your first poem, they'll eat you up. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7031 Normally I would say "break a leg", but... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7032 Don't worry, they already at the rubber chicken 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7033 Why are you worried? It's a lunchtime d̲i̲s̲c̲u̲s̲s̲i̲o̲n̲! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7034 Don't be nervous. They're all vegans. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7035 Just tell them their doing a great job with the intermittent fasting and remind them how important it is 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7036 Don’t be nervous, just imagine all of them naked 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7037 I told you you will reluctantly  march into the lion's den to present the show 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7038 And now, just reach under your seat and each one of you will find a special hat with two horns... 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7039 Don't worry. They're only loaded for bear. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7040 Just tell them a buffet will be served in the Fig Tree Lounge immediately following 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7041 Don't be nervous.... they loved your cameo in 'Narnia'! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7042 Don't worry - since we're not lambs, we don't have to lie down with them. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7043 To be, or not to be dinner, that is the question. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7044 Are you telling me to beard them in their own den? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7045 Relax. It’s limelight, not headlights 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7046 They're gonna eat you alive. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7047 Now Rastus McSnarf will repeat the vegetarian pledge. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7048 I'm here because the page size threw me off. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7049 Just go out there with pride. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7050 Look on the bright side Dave, you don't have to picture the audience naked, they actually are. Focus on that. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7051 Just picture them naked in your head” 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7052 You'll be fine...it's a captive audience." "No,no... this is FEDTalk... sorry for the confusion." "I'd cut the 'Hakuna Matata' bit...the Simbalism is lost on them." "It helps if you picture them all full..." "Thank you for filling in on such short notice..." "Don't be silly...Who's ever heard of a scapeantelope? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7053 And once more I'd like to thank you for joining our workshop on overcoming scenic fear. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7054 Don't worry! It's a starving crowd, you'll do great! 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7055 Just imagine them naked. And recently fed. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7056 C’mon, announce my nomination for “best dressed” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7057 Tell them there will be free food in the first break. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7058 Yes, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" . Remember to keep singing aweem away, aweem away, aweem away 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7059 Don't be intimidated by your audience. Just pretend they're all wearing only their underwear. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7060 Don’t be scared, they are hungry for you” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7061 I really think they’ll be fine with the re-org. Just give me 5 minutes before you start. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7062 Dinner and a show - I’ll make a killing. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7063 Be emphatic: ‘mares eat oats and does eat oats so lions should say NOPE to ANTELOPE!’ 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7064 I would be lyin' if I told you not to play around with this particular audience. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7065 Just remember, they put their pants on one leg at a time also. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7066 Just go out there and imagine them in their underwear while their sleek sinuous muscles elongate and contract pounding the savannah’s rocky terrain zeroing in on your tender flesh. You dash, instinct takes over, you see only the horizon, you stumble 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7067 Don't be so modest...it's a great speech! They'll eat you....ummmm....I mean, it, up. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7068 Remember, vulnerability is never weakness. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7069 Picture them without their fur. Funny, right? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7070 It's FAKE NEWS! Promoted by thosE "other" animals in the animal kingdom! We ARE NOT TASTY! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7071 Your thesis on vegetarianism is sure to be hit with this crowd! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7072 I’m nervous! Don’t eat me! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7073 Why can ‘t we all be friends? They say, “A leopard can’t change its spots.” Glad to say here today, I do not see a leopard among you. All it takes is simple dietary changes and challenging outdated beliefs engendered by the Wild Kingdom deep state 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7074 My co-presenter and I hope that you all got filled up from the complementary meal served just before this lecture. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7075 ´Go and tell them there is no more veggie meal at the self’ 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7076 How do I explain to them that The Greatest Of All Time is different from what we are? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7077 Remember, ten minutes for the speech, five minutes of Q and A, and two minutes of them devouring you. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7078 Don't worry, they're always a little restless before lunch. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7079 Don't worry, your speech will end them all to sleep in no time. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7080 Courage under the spotlight: Gazelles prepare for the ultimate cross-species performance review. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7081 This is probably the wrong time to point out that you're not wearing any pants. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7082 What happened to the sacrificial lamb was just a coincidence. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7083 Be sure to mention that we’re having cocktails only after your remarks 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7084 We're happy to announce that this season's race game will be sponsored by the wicked voltures. See you on the field. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7085 Well, you’ve heard the expression, ‘thrown to the lions. . .’ 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7086 Don’t be afraid if you’ve never spoken to large crowds before. Also, don’t mention your way home or where you live. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7087 Go on then. You're presentation on the joys of vegetarianism will entice them to want more. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7088 Just think of them all sitting there in only their underwear. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7089 Just do what I do." "I can't imagine them in their underwear. They don't have any" "How about you pretend these are all the rejected auditioners for the lion King?" "They'll eat it up?" "Yea, and if not, well, there's that newspaper named after us" 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7090 Go ahead, try to imagine them all sitting there naked, and not hungry... 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7091 Try picture them without any claws. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7092 Just go up and tell them there is a lunch special at the Vegan Bar down the street. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7093 You're just Ken - now's your chance to prove it. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7094 Leave them wanting hunger for less. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7095 your parents couldn’t make it but we got full house! 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
7096 We are not tasting as good as in the old times 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7097 be quick, don't have any eye contact with the audience, and plan your scape route after the speech 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7098 Just picture them without their fur. It makes it less terrifying. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7099 In conclusion, this state of the art technology, will not only bring world peace to all mankind; but most importantly, to all living things! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7100 Don't worry, we cancelled the refreshments break 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7101 Given my recent relapse, you really are the best one to explain the benefits of being a vegetarian. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
7102 You did say you wanted to overcome your fear of lions and public speaking... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7103 Eat them, tiger! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7104 They are really looking forward to hearing your thoughts on food chain equality, Josh. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7105 They're ready to eat out - of your hand. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7106 Relax, they won't eat you alive or anything. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7107 'You'll be fine...open with a joke...do, "Did you hear the one about the smart, fast antelope heard and the slow, dumb lion pride?" That one'll kill in this room.' 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7108 Don't be silly - they'll love you-and besides, that's just an expression. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7109 ‘Tell ‘them we’re carriers ostrain Covid and vaccine and masks won’t help em at all 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7110 Do you think they'll let us dine on them after the show? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7111 I’m sorry you misheard. I thought you understood that you were giving a Dead Talk. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7112 Hey man, I'll be right out there with them. Just focus on me. You'll do fine. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7113 Remember, if you can't get over everyone's number 1 fear, you'll have deal with everyone's umber 2 fear. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7114 I think we’re in the wrong theatre Might be good to dash out back! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7115 Look at them, they’re going to love you. They’re waiting with baited breath. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7116 Don't be nervous, just picture them all fresh from the groomers. 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
7117 They want to like you. Just pretend that they are not wearing any clothes. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
7118 It's okay, let them relate to us through your poetry. They just love to think they know how we feel. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7119 Imagine the audience in their underwear. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7120 I know, “Eating Green, Living Well” might seem a little hard for them to chew, but don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll be captivated as soon as make your way to the lectern. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7121 Don't worry: they're just hungry for your acknowledgement. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7122 Don't worry at all. They are going to eat you up. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7123 Go on, tell them we're going on strike as long as they keep using those unlicensed AI generated avatars of us in their video game "Murder for Mealtime 3." 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7124 We made sure they were given savory appetizers... it'll be fine and over before you know it! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7125 This is a cross~cat audience.....keep the feline references down to a dull roar.. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7126 Don't worry they'll follow your every move. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7127 Face it, our material isn’t good enough to keep us from being eaten alive. Should we jump stage or spring for express zebra delivery? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
7128 Remember, it's all about the pauses, especially on that first joke — don't rush it. "Simba?" Long, long pause. Make them wait. Then, boom: "More like Suckma..." Another pause, longer. Two beats longer. Then: "Diiiiick" 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
7129 I think this is where we shuffle off this mortal coil. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7130 Just imagine them in dirty underwear. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7131 Just say "Ladies and Gentlemen - after I read this I'm outta' here!" 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7132 Remember, they're here for the dinner show, not the introduction. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7133 They'll love you. Ig ore the drooling. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7134 I’d leave out the bit that reads, “I know I’m the last thing that stands between you and lunch.” 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7135 Imagine you are performing for your mother in the balcony. That’s where she was when I last saw her. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7136 Don't worry. The previous presenter was attacked for having a diction problem! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7137 Picture them naked and you’ll be fine. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7138 Imagine them in their underwear. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7139 Welcome to Vegetarian Anonymous Where it ok for carnivores to be herbivores 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7140 It’s okay Billy, just remember to show them your asshole when you’re done. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7141 Just picture everyone with clothes on 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7142 And next of this afternoon’s menu… 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7143 Just go out there and ask for a show of hands from those with really small appetites. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7144 We’d like to announce our new medication… 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7145 Take it from us folks,we see 8 cheetahs for every lion. Face it, cheetahs are replacing the one mighty King of the Serengeti. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7146 You can do it. They won't bite. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7147 Start with that joke about how you resemble a cat because you have hair growing out of your ears. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7148 Pssst, they've watched the buffalo roam, now we play with the deer. No discouraging words will be heard. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7149 Wait, I think you should change your opening from “Good evevening ladies and gentlemen…” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7150 Use your inner lion, and see how they roar. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7151 Just pretend the audience is naked and you 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7152 And don't crack that old antelope-cantaloupe joke again! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7153 Slay 'em. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7154 Joe, they're going to eat me alive." "Just imagine them all in their underwear. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7155 Mr. President, this is not the time or place to announce your vegan school lunch policy. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7156 LLLLunch follows are presentation 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7157 My Favorite Menu" spoke the young deer shyly. " I prefer to start with carrot tops and then some tender spinach leaves.......... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7158 Oh dear. I can’t bear the stress of public speaking. I just want to go hibernate somewhere. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7159 Hey, take a deep breath and don’t worry . It’s not like they’re gonna eat you alive. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7160 Imagine them as naked predators. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7161 Try to imagine them naked. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7162 Remember, now. Your punch line is "Oh, my!" You've got this. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7163 They ate the last speaker alive,but I think you'll be fine. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7164 Just imagine there'll all in their underwear. And haven't just eaten everyone we know. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7165 Don’t be fooled by their smiles. This audience will eat you alive. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7166 Don't give into your anxiety; start with a joke 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7167 Don’t be nervous. They will not bite 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7168 Relax, this audience will eat you alive no matter what you say. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7169 Let's hope it's the shroom appetizers and not just Hashimoto's. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7170 Your speech will have your audience will eating out of your hand in no time!! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7171 Ask them to pray, not prey! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7172 Just think of them as all wearing just their underwear. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7173 “Don’t worry. They’re not really here for the speech.” 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7174 You tell them the fast is over. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7175 Fortunately, we're only two of them. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7176 You'll be fine. Just pretend they're naked and have no appetite. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7177 They're going to roar when I reveal the results. -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7178 Are they anticipating your talk or a gazelle meal? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7179 Don’t worry. Just focus on your sister sitting in row three. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7180 You know that every one of those cats would like to eat you alive. You show them that you are really a dear, and not the kind they can eat. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7181 dude, i promise— do the entire hannah gadsby catalog, word for word. do the voice and everything. they’ve never seen it, and they’ll love it. you’ll kill, swear to god 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7182 Let someone else announce Lunch! 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7183 You're gonna knock 'em dead, kid. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7184 Don't worry, just picture them hairless in your mind. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
7185 Just tell yourself that it won’t be the worst speech that this audience has ever heard. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7186 If you're nervous just imagine them to be naked. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7187 Taking a Stand 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7188 Finding the right opening might be a little hard, but once you figure it out you're a winner. I'll wait in the car for you. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7189 I really wouldn't anger them. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7190 Few housekeeping items. No lip smacking or pouncing on the actors however delectable you find them. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7191 Its simple, just desperately explain to them why you want to live, why life is so important to you, the benefits of living, and why you would like very much not to die today. They’ll privately convene amongst themselves, then eat you 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7192 Those cats out there -- they want to love you! Now go out there and be so SWELL that you make me hate you! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7193 Ok, Ok Doc, I accept that I have Social Anxiety Disorder. Can we just skip the test and talk about treatment options? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7194 Relax, they are going to just eat this up! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7195 Better Cut out the Fan-Fan routine. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7196 Don't be nervous, they're a great crowd. You can always get a roaring applause out of them. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7197 Just think of then as naked …, and well fed. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7198 It'll be OK - they're all members of 'Gazelles Anonymous'! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7199 Don't mess up. They like to prey on weakness. Real animals this MFers" 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7200 We are to be eaten for after party dinner anyway. Go ahead, announce the winner! 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
7201 Don't be afraid to announce the new lions' vegan lunch menu! I heard the whole thing about them being apex predators is a hoax. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7202 The date on the invitation was wrong.You won’t be addressing the Rotary Club until next week. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
7203 There's nothing to be afraid of. Just imagine that they're all naked. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
7204 Just picture them all with clothes on. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
7205 I always feel less nervous if I think of them without their furs on. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
7206 Just picture them all in peculiar positions cleaning themselves with their tongues . . . and you'll be fine. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
7207 The last time I was on this stage, I farted. I didn't think the microphone would pick up the sound, but it totally did. Not to mention the smell. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
7208 Stand Firm, for we are Preaching to the Entire Sire’s Clan 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
7209 Sidestep the ‘Do you support predation?’ issue. You loose either way. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7210 Stick to the script… You don’t want to lose your audience. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0