Contest #863


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 First, let me fill you in. 1.7661 0.02428 1043 471 345 227
1 Unfortunately, we're looking for someone of more substance 1.7407 0.02307 1126 521 377 229
2 'Coworkers have been complaining about your constant lack of detail.' 1.7369 0.02212 1258 596 397 265
3 We now recognize that Hangman was an insensitive choice for the team building exercise. 1.7128 0.02291 1236 629 333 274
4 Your lack of a mind, body, and soul is exactly what this corporation is looking for 1.7123 0.02296 1293 680 305 308
5 Allow me to fill you in. 1.7116 0.02059 1439 706 442 291
6 And what drew you here today? 1.7034 0.01394 3240 1643 915 682
7 Well, you look good on paper. 1.6974 0.01623 2287 1139 701 447
8 ''So tell me, what drew you here?'' 1.6958 0.01796 1956 1005 541 410
9 Welcome on board! If you go down to the art department, they will fill you in. 1.6925 0.01769 2062 1072 549 441
10 We'll fill you in when the position becomes available. 1.6775 0.01709 1997 1008 625 364
11 Yours is the worst case of identity theft we've seen. 1.6771 0.01608 2561 1395 598 568
12 Of course, you're Mr. Jones! I recognized you from your son's drawings. 1.6713 0.01581 2565 1382 644 539
13 We're sending you back to the drawing board. 1.6711 0.01608 2195 1102 713 380
14 No, I can’t just ‘pencil you in’. 1.6696 0.01754 1925 993 575 357
15 I've been asked to fill you in. 1.6682 0.01386 3080 1592 918 570
16 My greatest strength . . . transparency. 1.6606 0.02218 1199 626 354 219
17 I’m sorry for the confusion — The listing should have said “A SIX figure job”. 1.6566 0.01731 2126 1165 525 436
18 Sorry sir, but the job announcement was for “six figures,” not “stick figures.” 1.6514 0.02278 1176 635 316 225
19 I'm sorry, but our ad says 'six-figure' salary, not 'stick-figure' salary. 1.6395 0.02442 971 519 283 169
20 The cartoonist will see you now. 1.6389 0.02242 1127 596 342 189
21 Where do you barely see yourself in ten years? 1.6347 0.01615 2453 1396 557 500
22 Grab a sharpie - we're making you permanent. 1.6340 0.01678 2052 1098 604 350
23 It's not "my friend", it's a desk lamp. 1.6311 0.01278 4221 2521 736 964
24 You seemed better on paper 1.6253 0.02026 1385 750 404 231
25 I heard you were hiring for the 'Walk/Don't Walk' position. 1.6180 0.02250 1131 622 319 190
26 Transparency is very important to this company. 1.6113 0.01996 1366 740 417 209
27 We do have a position available on our restroom door. 1.6077 0.01757 1927 1099 485 343
28 It says here you served as a rudimentary example. 1.6020 0.01786 1671 910 516 245
29 You're resume is very sketchy. 1.5998 0.02278 1022 557 317 148
30 And your pronouns are? 1.5968 0.01560 2428 1404 599 425
31 Unfortunately, you failed the facial recognition test. 1.5949 0.02037 1343 756 375 212
32 My biggest weakness? I’m bad with faces. 1.5835 0.02136 1138 631 350 157
33 Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape. 1.5827 0.01535 2715 1671 506 538
34 Dr. Emoji will see you now. 1.5692 0.02188 1170 688 298 184
35 The bathroom sign position is filled.” 1.5665 0.01834 1933 1229 313 391
36 Good News! The doctor says they got it all. 1.5649 0.01802 1935 1212 353 370
37 Artists on strike, go figure 1.5576 0.02229 1042 602 299 141
38 A time I overcame adversity? Well, I survived the gallows. 1.5559 0.02283 1056 629 267 160
39 People say I'm very sketchy. 1.5534 0.02231 992 565 305 122
40 Of course we value non-linear thinking. 1.5531 0.02210 1007 573 311 123
41 So this is quiet quitting. 1.5516 0.02059 1570 1032 210 328
42 I'm taking you off this diet. 1.5506 0.02231 1057 622 288 147
43 ... and your pronouns? 1.5504 0.01991 1379 826 347 206
44 Are you applying for the “walk” or “don’t walk” position? 1.5494 0.02008 1467 913 302 252
45 Resigning? We were hoping you’d stick around. 1.5485 0.02224 1010 580 304 126
46 Well, I do admire your transparency. 1.5467 0.01998 1392 845 333 214
47 I assume the rest of you will be working from home 1.5381 0.02237 1037 619 278 140
48 When you said you were a “work in progress,” I thought you meant metaphorically. 1.5371 0.02004 1281 763 348 170
49 Wanna hang after work? 1.5352 0.02264 1024 617 266 141
50 I'm sorry. I had you penciled in for next week. 1.5343 0.02208 1035 614 289 132
51 I'll pencil you in for Tuesday. 1.5329 0.02038 1248 751 329 168
52 What do you feel qualifies you to work for Weight Watchers Inc? 1.5275 0.02325 999 617 237 145
53 Your resume was impressive, but we feel you lack dimension. 1.5224 0.02239 1072 666 252 154
54 I’ll fill you in later. 1.5222 0.02252 1059 658 249 152
55 Hangman is just a job, I’ looking for a career 1.5209 0.02294 1029 643 236 150
56 Don't even think of lying to me. I can see right through you. 1.5202 0.02222 1040 636 267 137
57 Remind me of your pronouns? 1.5185 0.02385 893 545 233 115
58 We agreed you'd wear pants, Frank. 1.5160 0.02304 969 597 244 128
59 I understand you do a wicked imitation of a coat rack. 1.5154 0.02438 972 630 183 159
60 Your body of work lacks depth 1.5140 0.03158 500 305 133 62
61 Can I be totally transparent with you? 1.5132 0.02292 947 578 252 117
62 The problem is that your resume is a little sketchy. 1.5117 0.02301 895 537 258 100
63 Who better to be the new face of our shell company?” 1.5115 0.02626 917 623 119 175
64 We are looking for someone who is a little more well-rounded 1.5102 0.02295 929 566 252 111
65 We’ll fill you in as the weeks go by. 1.5098 0.02447 871 545 208 118
66 I realize my resume is a bit thin. But it is me. 1.5095 0.02504 740 442 219 79
67 I can see right through you, Kevin. 1.5090 0.02457 886 561 199 126
68 The Doctor will try to see you now. 1.5055 0.02479 823 512 206 105
69 It's time you were filled in. 1.5025 0.02403 810 491 231 88
70 For God's sake, Laura. Put on a triangle. 1.5020 0.02640 755 480 171 104
71 You forgot to fill out your form completely. 1.5017 0.02994 590 373 136 81
72 It looks like you may need to flesh out your resume a little 1.5008 0.02865 593 366 157 70
73 So...it says here that you were previously employed by the game "Hangman"? 1.5006 0.02587 817 529 167 121
74 I’ve dedicated DECADES of my life indicating Male bathrooms for this company, and you’re just going to let me go!? My wife works here too! 1.5006 0.02529 827 528 184 115
75 I understand you’re a minimalist? 1.4987 0.02524 758 468 202 88
76 You have the face for it, but can you actually play poker? 1.4954 0.02509 767 476 202 89
77 'Light on your feet.' "Can you tell me more?" 1.4948 0.02644 673 414 185 74
78 The kids will stay with your ex-wife on the minivan's rear window, but we've arranged to have it parked near your crosswalk signal on weekends and holidays. 1.4947 0.02645 748 480 166 102
79 Your human suit will be out in just a moment, Mr. Ramaswamy. 1.4941 0.02836 676 441 136 99
80 I hardly ever see such bare bones resumes. 1.4940 0.02619 670 409 191 70
81 I identify as a stick. 1.4940 0.02756 666 422 159 85
82 I can pencil you in on Thursday. 1.4939 0.02557 739 460 193 86
83 I can pencil you in tomorrow. 1.4934 0.02695 681 428 170 83
84 I’m afraid we are looking for someone more well rounded 1.4912 0.02563 737 461 190 86
85 Sure, you're no Wordle but Hangman is a classic. 1.4910 0.02450 725 436 222 67
86 Unfortunately, we're looking for someone who can be the face of the company. 1.4908 0.02558 758 479 186 93
87 Did you always want to be a clip art model? 1.4880 0.02690 625 383 179 63
88 We'll fill you in after we decide whether to hire you. 1.4874 0.02782 673 436 146 91
89 Sorry, but we’re looking for someone who has skin in the game. 1.4865 0.02774 703 463 138 102
90 Walk or don’t walk. It’s up to you. 1.4861 0.02664 683 431 172 80
91 I’m sorry, sir. We’re looking for candidates who are less one dimensional. 1.4857 0.02656 663 413 178 72
92 Sorry sir, I don’t think you have the balls for this job. 1.4850 0.03025 701 498 66 137
93 I can see you’re not really a details man 1.4839 0.02738 653 415 160 78
94 How many more guesses do I have? 1.4831 0.02712 650 410 166 74
95 Yes, we've received your outline. 1.4822 0.02739 647 411 160 76
96 Let me pull up your account here - Ah yes, your wife is over-drawn. 1.4813 0.02779 669 436 144 89
97 Yes, I'm looking for a position that is both fulfilling and challenging, but mostly fulfilling 1.4804 0.02676 662 418 170 74
98 Well, you look great on paper. 1.4798 0.02765 619 391 159 69
99 When did your symptoms first disappear? 1.4775 0.02845 601 385 145 71
100 Your account says you've never been overdrawn. 1.4774 0.02872 643 426 127 90
101 Your details are a little sketchy. 1.4763 0.02794 613 391 152 70
102 How do you figure? 1.4739 0.02710 593 367 171 55
103 I can’t help but notice your past is sketchy. 1.4712 0.02894 590 384 134 72
104 I feel that I don't have a complete picture of you. 1.4698 0.02963 547 353 131 63
105 Another English major, right? 1.4697 0.02949 611 410 115 86
106 I can see now why your resume wasn't fleshed out. 1.4692 0.02725 616 391 161 64
107 I have my doubts that you can fill the position. 1.4679 0.02879 560 358 142 60
108 Ozempic is not for everyone. 1.4676 0.02849 571 365 145 61
109 Yes, we do have a dress code. Why do you ask? 1.4674 0.02970 567 373 123 71
110 Can you provide more depth? 1.4668 0.02842 542 340 151 51
111 What brings you here today; Walk or Don't Walk? 1.4651 0.03042 544 360 115 69
112 Your work in Do Not Walk was amazing! 1.4632 0.03118 544 368 100 76
113 And have you modeled for children's art classes before? 1.4632 0.03178 503 335 103 65
114 Yes sir, as ridiculous as it may seem, it is our Banks position that you are indeed overdrawn. 1.4625 0.03750 320 204 84 32
115 Actually, the ad reads “online“ expert, not outline. 1.4623 0.03136 530 357 101 72
116 So would you say Ozempic is working? 1.4618 0.02961 550 360 126 64
117 You didn’t do well in art, did you 1.4617 0.02904 535 342 139 54
118 Sorry, but your resume is kind of thin 1.4607 0.02872 573 373 136 64
119 I’m so glad we were able to pencil you in. 1.4589 0.02950 547 358 127 62
120 In five lines or less, how would you describe yourself? 1.4587 0.03188 521 355 93 73
121 I actually prefer the term ‘stick person’ 1.4576 0.03096 531 357 105 69
122 So, you're waiving the coverage for medical, dental, AND vision? 1.4574 0.03176 516 350 96 70
123 We have a 'Walk, Don't Walk Sign' position open. 1.4569 0.03145 499 332 106 61
124 I’m afraid our bank will not be able to approve the loan for your campaign Mr. DeSantis. 1.4558 0.03389 452 307 84 61
125 Not another empty suit.” 1.4555 0.03429 483 340 66 77
126 Sometimes a desk lamp is just a desk lamp. 1.4555 0.03333 494 343 77 74
127 So we finally meet. The man who keeps showing up in my daughters drawings. 1.4553 0.03206 481 321 101 59
128 Would you be interested in something along those lines? 1.4551 0.03095 490 321 115 54
129 I'm just not sure that "being hanged" is a skill we're looking for at the moment. 1.4549 0.03119 499 331 109 59
130 Will you be able to see yourself in five years? 1.4530 0.03230 468 312 100 56
131 You seem to be well suited for being on the Restroom door. 1.4526 0.03104 464 300 118 46
132 I just feel like people look right through me. 1.4522 0.03129 471 308 113 50
133 I’ll pencil you in next week 1.4522 0.02947 502 322 133 47
134 I can’t find you on Facebook 1.4517 0.03033 518 343 116 59
135 I f you could fill me in a little ......... 1.4517 0.03165 518 354 94 70
136 Getting ahead here takes a lot of guts. 1.4511 0.03489 470 334 60 76
137 If you have a few minutes, I can fill you in. 1.4509 0.03201 479 321 100 58
138 Yes. The company dress code does apply to you. 1.4509 0.02901 468 291 143 34
139 Where do you see yourself in five letters? 1.4507 0.03085 477 311 117 49
140 Well, your resume' is a little thin. 1.4503 0.03104 473 309 115 49
141 We're looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. 1.4503 0.03080 493 325 114 54
142 We have several positions we could put you in” 1.4501 0.03075 491 323 115 53
143 Can you flesh out where you see yourself in five years? 1.4499 0.02989 469 298 131 40
144 You look a little sketchy. 1.4499 0.03138 469 308 111 50
145 On paper you look great but in person you lack substance. 1.4498 0.03192 478 320 101 57
146 I've got to be honest with you, you look a lot better on paper. 1.4492 0.03349 443 299 89 55
147 15 years in the bathroom sign industry is impressive, but crosswalk work is a whole different ball game." 1.4481 0.03395 453 312 79 62
148 Can I get you some water? Your cartoonist should be available in a few minutes. 1.4477 0.03143 440 284 115 41
149 Your coworkers describe you as 'sketchy.' 1.4474 0.03276 456 307 94 55
150 We found your biological father: he is a five year old boy with a lead pencil. 1.4468 0.03307 479 331 82 66
151 Do you think you could be the face of this company? 1.4465 0.03154 477 318 105 54
152 To be honest, your resume is a little one-dimensional. 1.4460 0.02935 491 315 133 43
153 Did Carol pencil you in for today? 1.4456 0.03064 478 313 117 48
154 What's the timeline for your decision? I don't want to be left hanging. 1.4454 0.03187 476 320 100 56
155 Let's talk figures. 1.4452 0.03419 420 284 85 51
156 I understand your concern, but the doctor just doesn't think an MRI is necessary. 1.4447 0.03292 461 314 89 58
157 Your account is overdrawn, which is ironic, because you're underdrawn. 1.4442 0.03150 466 309 107 50
158 We were looking for someone of more substance. 1.4440 0.03176 455 301 106 48
159 To be frank, you have no depth 1.4417 0.03399 412 277 88 47
160 No problem. We can fill you in later. 1.4412 0.03259 442 296 97 49
161 Can you talk more about your position with Hangman 1.4403 0.03276 461 315 89 57
162 I didn't picture you like this at all, but my 4-year-old did. 1.4396 0.03242 439 293 99 47
163 Let’s cut back on the Ozempic. 1.4396 0.03337 439 299 87 53
164 Well Bill, the goal of therapy IS to become a fully fleshed out person. 1.4395 0.03157 446 294 108 44
165 There’s just something kinda sketchy about you. 1.4393 0.03380 412 277 89 46
166 I have to draw the line with you - no health benefits until you fill out your form. 1.4390 0.03172 467 314 101 52
167 But the men’s room door is a very important position! 1.4383 0.03582 397 275 70 52
168 Well I worked at a gallows for several years, then most recently at a public restroom until I was made redundant 1.4381 0.03142 452 299 108 45
169 And your preferred pronoun? 1.4379 0.03258 427 284 99 44
170 I'd like to see more of you tomorrow. 1.4371 0.03309 421 282 94 45
171 Exactly how long have you been taking Ozempic? 1.4357 0.03399 420 287 83 50
172 Sorry, we're not looking for a line manager right now. 1.4355 0.03505 411 285 73 53
173 So you want to sue the entire world for unauthorized use of your likeness? 1.4355 0.03420 411 280 83 48
174 Without a doubt, this is the worst case of identity theft that I've ever seen. 1.4352 0.03501 432 305 66 61
175 Yes, I’d be happy to fill you in. 1.4344 0.03387 419 286 84 49
176 My parents were a minimalists. 1.4341 0.03301 410 273 96 41
177 So you pronouns are 'it' and 'that'? 1.4332 0.03395 434 301 78 55
178 Now, other than the Ozempic,are you taking any current medications? 1.4314 0.03419 408 279 82 47
179 Doc, I feel so drawn lately. 1.4307 0.03241 404 266 102 36
180 Oh, we’ll fill you in once you start the job. 1.4303 0.03492 402 278 75 49
181 Let me fill you in. 1.4297 0.03460 384 260 83 41
182 Let me tell you about our dress code, first. 1.4289 0.03328 408 275 91 42
183 You looked better on paper 1.4286 0.03364 399 269 89 41
184 I like your transparency. 1.4286 0.03486 371 250 83 38
185 Are you prepared for the high degree of transparency this position demands???? 1.4282 0.03238 411 273 100 38
186 Yes, we can skip the strip search. 1.4278 0.03482 395 272 77 46
187 Hmm, you looked much better on paper 1.4275 0.03382 393 265 88 40
188 I think you need to go back to the drawing board. 1.4267 0.03499 375 255 80 40
189 They won’t stop playing hangman. 1.4265 0.03408 415 287 79 49
190 So that's actually your family on those minivan back windows? 1.4259 0.03558 378 261 73 44
191 It’s a good outline, but we were looking for more detail. 1.4258 0.03473 357 238 86 33
192 Remarkable results! What's the secret? Paleo? Keto? 1.4253 0.03313 388 258 95 35
193 I'm sorry, the ad said the job is for six figures 1.4252 0.03404 421 293 77 51
194 I am sorry to say that I can see right through you. 1.4241 0.03552 349 235 80 34
195 When we asked for transparency, this isn’t what we meant. 1.4225 0.03336 400 271 89 40
196 I think your problem is you lack substance. 1.4223 0.03511 367 250 79 38
197 True we have no dress code, but you understand we have to draw a line. 1.4222 0.03510 379 261 76 42
198 I give up. What pronoun do you prefer? 1.4215 0.03643 382 271 61 50
199 So what makes you different from the other candidates? 1.4203 0.03649 345 237 71 37
200 Let's take a moment to flesh out your resume. 1.4202 0.03559 357 244 76 37
201 OK, you've got the outline of the job. The art department will fill you in. 1.4189 0.03509 370 254 77 39
202 Of course I remember you! 1.4187 0.04669 203 138 45 20
203 It's my job to fill you in. 1.4173 0.03331 381 256 91 34
204 Can I pencil you in for next week? 1.4173 0.03453 381 262 79 40
205 Would you mind fleshing that out for me? 1.4169 0.03481 355 240 82 33
206 You say you once worked as an artist's model? 1.4169 0.03570 367 255 71 41
207 I do not require a pronoun and don't need bathroom breaks. 1.4160 0.03668 351 245 66 40
208 I love your work on the crosswalk sign. 1.4160 0.03601 351 242 72 37
209 I think we’re looking for a candidate with a little more dimension. 1.4151 0.03317 383 258 91 34
210 Your resume is also a little thin. 1.4149 0.03400 335 220 91 24
211 And for how long have you had this empty feeling? 1.4148 0.03681 352 247 64 41
212 Well, maybe I don't want to guess a letter. 1.4146 0.03577 357 247 72 38
213 Tell me more about your experience playing Hangman. 1.4146 0.03420 357 240 86 31
214 "We run a very lean operation here so you'll fit right in. 1.4142 0.03286 367 243 96 28
215 Why the blank face? 1.4141 0.03751 326 226 65 35
216 Have you done any 'caution: wet floor' work before?" 1.4141 0.03826 326 229 59 38
217 I see on your resume that you have experience as a lineman 1.4140 0.03590 343 235 74 34
218 Your resume suggests there's more to you than meets the eye 1.4140 0.03614 343 236 72 35
219 I'm sorry. We're only hiring for the skeleton staff. 1.4116 0.03443 379 262 78 39
220 They asked me to fill you in 1.4113 0.03523 355 244 76 35
221 We’re actually looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.4113 0.03523 355 244 76 35
222 It’s not what you said, it was your body language 1.4110 0.03673 326 224 70 32
223 How were you drawn to this company? 1.4105 0.03509 363 251 75 37
224 Your resume is impressive but I was hoping to put a face to the name. 1.4090 0.03551 357 248 72 37
225 I'm sorry, but I can only approve business loans to people of substance. 1.4084 0.03564 333 227 76 30
226 I need to see your photo I.D. 1.4083 0.03527 338 230 78 30
227 Didn't I see you and your family on the back of a Grande Cherokee? 1.4081 0.03866 321 228 55 38
228 How long have you been feeling insignificant? 1.4081 0.03551 321 216 79 26
229 The posting was for a stickler for figures, not a stick figure. 1.4072 0.03776 334 237 58 39
230 Our job ad said six figures not stick figures! 1.4072 0.03800 334 238 56 40
231 I'll need more to work with than just a simple outline. 1.4071 0.03640 339 236 68 35
232 It's about your husband. I'm afraid the children didn't guess the word in time. 1.4068 0.03856 322 229 55 38
233 It's refreshing to have an applicant with nothing to hide. 1.4064 0.03544 342 235 75 32
234 I think I can pencil you in. 1.4058 0.03669 313 214 71 28
235 How long would it take you to flesh out your resume? 1.4051 0.03600 311 210 76 25
236 I come from a long line of clothes hangers. 1.4050 0.03963 321 233 46 42
237 I just need an outline. 1.4050 0.03576 321 218 76 27
238 I’m sorry to have drawn you into my office like this. 1.4039 0.03747 307 212 66 29
239 This is not what I meant when I asked to see an outline. 1.4031 0.03827 325 232 55 38
240 Thanks so much for coming in during the illustrators strike. 1.4026 0.03849 308 217 58 33
241 There have been complaints about your abuse of casual Friday. 1.4024 0.03751 328 232 60 36
242 I see here your chosen pronouns are / and \ . 1.4020 0.04021 296 212 49 35
243 Fill me in a little more, your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.4012 0.03707 324 227 64 33
244 We will not discriminate on the basis of age, race, sex, or gender identity - if you had any of those. 1.4012 0.03724 334 237 60 37
245 I would say my biggest weakness is that I am not a detail oriented person. 1.4007 0.03973 292 207 53 32
246 I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you an incomplete. 1.4006 0.03756 312 218 63 31
247 There have been complaints about you hanging outside the men's room door.... 1.4006 0.03897 317 228 51 38
248 You looked more impressive on paper. 1.4000 0.03661 320 222 68 30
249 Here's an interesting position you can fill. Pipe cleaner. 1.3987 0.03680 311 215 68 28
250 We're looking for someone a little more animated. 1.3986 0.03846 286 198 62 26
251 Let me put this into terms you can understand ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ 1.3982 0.04001 334 250 35 49
252 You'll do fine in the job, it's a no brainer! 1.3980 0.03798 304 213 61 30
253 I’m afraid our focus group found the pilot episode for Sticks & the City fairly one dimensional… 1.3976 0.03614 332 232 68 32
254 I was drawn to this job 1.3974 0.03798 307 216 60 31
255 So what in your background should stick out to me? 1.3963 0.03514 328 225 76 27
256 What is your best feature? 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
257 We all love your outline, so the next step will be for you to flesh it out. 1.3958 0.03979 288 205 52 31
258 The ad was supposed to say we were willing to pay six figures. 1.3958 0.03769 331 238 55 38
259 We have reviewed your application for “bathroom sign model” and we’re very impressed. 1.3958 0.03905 283 198 58 27
260 Taking into account our new hiring rules concerning gender, race, and orientation here in Florida, you are literally perfect. 1.3957 0.03762 326 233 57 36
261 I can literally be whoever you need me to be 1.3955 0.03504 311 210 79 22
262 We were hoping to see more of your profile 1.3954 0.03573 306 208 75 23
263 I think it's time to stop taking Ozempic and eat a cheeseburger. 1.3946 0.03971 332 248 37 47
264 Sorry, I’m drawing a blank… 1.3941 0.03839 269 184 64 21
265 I have a recurring dream of being hanged. 1.3938 0.03937 292 208 53 31
266 Can you explain this _ _ _ on your resume? 1.3930 0.04418 285 218 22 45
267 So.......you're a minimalist?? 1.3929 0.03643 308 213 69 26
268 Apologies, but we’re looking for someone with a bit more depth 1.3927 0.03802 303 214 59 30
269 I love your crosswalk work. 1.3927 0.03743 275 187 68 20
270 Unfortunately, we having nothing in your line. 1.3925 0.03836 293 206 59 28
271 Can you be flexible? 1.3924 0.03821 288 201 61 26
272 Your loan for a home with a squiggly line coming out of the chimney has been approved. 1.3921 0.03985 278 197 53 28
273 Yes, the kindergarten art teacher position is still open. You will be perfect. 1.3919 0.03653 296 203 70 23
274 Maybe we should flesh this out a little. 1.3913 0.03749 299 209 63 27
275 We feel that you lack dimension. 1.3913 0.04005 276 196 52 28
276 Sorry, we cannot hire you to be the face of our company. 1.3912 0.03425 317 214 82 21
277 Your excellent work in men’s room signage is appreciated, but we’re switching our restrooms to genderless. 1.3912 0.03732 317 225 60 32
278 Your resume left a lot to the imagination. 1.3912 0.03678 317 223 64 30
279 "Your group got Ozempic. 1.3912 0.03885 294 209 55 30
280 Get the fuck out. 1.3906 0.04035 320 240 35 45
281 So, how do you think being a hangman's assistant qualifies you for this job? 1.3906 0.03766 297 208 62 27
282 Have you given me your outline? 1.3900 0.03976 259 180 57 22
283 The face recognition security system may pose a problem. 1.3899 0.03860 277 193 60 24
284 I've outlined my best features. 1.3897 0.03639 290 198 71 21
285 Since we won't have to waste months and months reducing you to a faceless drone, you've been found to be a perfect fit for the job! 1.3895 0.03942 285 203 53 29
286 My door is always open. Or just slide under. 1.3892 0.03566 334 235 68 31
287 I can see your point... but you still have to wear pants. 1.3891 0.03893 293 209 54 30
288 An interesting story, but I'm afraid the jury will see right through you. 1.3891 0.03802 293 206 60 27
289 Why come to us for a rebrand? You’re such a recognizable figure. 1.3889 0.03895 270 188 59 23
290 In five years I see myself with a mouth, nose, eyes, and 401K. 1.3887 0.04054 265 188 51 26
291 Even here in Texas we are looking for teachers with a bit more substance, at least an opposing thumb. I would strongly suggest you try the Florida university system? 1.3885 0.03863 296 211 55 30
292 We'd like to see more of you around the office. 1.3883 0.03693 291 201 67 23
293 Did you notice any side effects from Ozempic? 1.3881 0.04084 286 209 43 34
294 Yes, it is true that we asked you for an outline of yourself, but you’ll have to incorporate more before Mr. Hodges can see you. 1.3880 0.03775 299 211 60 28
295 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with more substance 1.3876 0.03675 307 215 65 27
296 ‘So 30 years in Men’s Room signage must have had its moments…?’ 1.3869 0.04022 274 196 50 28
297 Can you do 3D? 1.3867 0.03735 300 211 62 27
298 Mr. Jones will see right through you now. 1.3862 0.03467 290 194 80 16
299 So you are a minimalist. 1.3857 0.03705 293 204 65 24
300 It says here that you're an expert in Hangman. 1.3852 0.03926 270 190 56 24
301 You’re an interesting candidate, but we’ll need to fill in some more details. 1.3846 0.03717 273 187 67 19
302 Oh, did you mean SIX figures? 1.3846 0.03832 286 202 58 26
303 You would, of course, become part of our skeleton crew. 1.3844 0.03726 294 206 63 25
304 I can only give you an outline of the project. 1.3840 0.03775 263 180 65 18
305 Yes, complete transparency is part of our mission statement. 1.3838 0.03819 297 212 56 29
306 Ok, but could you flesh that out a bit more for me? 1.3838 0.04118 271 197 44 30
307 I just can't stop thinking about the lamp. 1.3837 0.04366 245 179 38 28
308 Great resume, but it needs to be fleshed out a bit. 1.3832 0.03813 274 191 61 22
309 Don't give me that line. I can see right through you. 1.3827 0.03852 277 195 58 24
310 I feel so one dimensional 1.3824 0.03867 272 191 58 23
311 We’d like someone with a little more substance. 1.3818 0.03802 275 192 61 22
312 I'm afraid we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.3813 0.04063 257 183 50 24
313 We just need you to fill out your form. 1.3808 0.04029 260 185 51 24
314 Other than Hangman, do you have any other work experience? 1.3808 0.04029 260 185 51 24
315 How soon could you fill in? 1.3806 0.03834 268 187 60 21
316 You’re the one who asked me to pencil you in 1.3806 0.03977 268 191 52 25
317 We're still going to need you to wear pants. 1.3800 0.03945 250 174 57 19
318 You look familiar, but I really cant place your face 1.3800 0.04183 250 180 45 25
319 I think we can skip the x-ray. 1.3798 0.03849 287 205 55 27
320 My father was a coat hanger. 1.3797 0.03962 266 189 53 24
321 So...on your application where we ask are you Male or Female, you wrote in "Straight 1.3797 0.04272 266 198 35 33
322 Sorry, the part of the thin man has already been cast. 1.3793 0.04230 261 192 39 30
323 Let's ask that in another way...what bathroom do you use? 1.3789 0.03836 285 203 56 26
324 We're looking for a real stickler for figures 1.3789 0.03836 285 203 56 26
325 Just because it looks like you in the wheelchair does not mean you can park in the handicap spots 1.3788 0.04088 293 219 37 37
326 Yes, I am a minimalist. 1.3788 0.03682 264 180 68 16
327 Fill me in. 1.3786 0.04229 243 175 44 24
328 I'm sorry, but we're looking for an applicant with a bit more substance. 1.3786 0.04189 243 174 46 23
329 Well, you don't have an appointment, but I can pencil you in. 1.3783 0.04090 267 194 45 28
330 So you want to report an identity theft? 1.3779 0.03795 299 215 55 29
331 Wow, Ozempic really works! 1.3777 0.03970 278 201 49 28
332 We are looking for someone to have skin in the game. 1.3773 0.04056 273 199 45 29
333 Your father was a broom and your mother a tennis racket? 1.3770 0.04623 252 195 19 38
334 I'm getting complaints that you're turning sideways and disappearing.....just when there's work to be done. 1.3768 0.03990 276 200 48 28
335 Having survived a game of Hangman isn't much of a credential. 1.3764 0.04098 263 191 45 27
336 I’m sorry, but you can’t use “n/a” as your preferred pronoun on the application. 1.3764 0.04027 263 189 49 25
337 So…what pronouns do you use? 1.3763 0.03859 279 199 55 25
338 I am afraid that we're really looking for someone who is just a little more detail oriented! 1.3760 0.04292 250 184 38 28
339 You look kind of sketchy to me. 1.3760 0.04008 258 184 51 23
340 It's so refreshing to meet a job candidate with nothing to hide 1.3750 0.04043 248 176 51 21
341 Don't look at me with that blank stare. If we catch you playing hangman in the break room one more time, you're fired. 1.3746 0.03867 291 211 51 29
342 Pronoun? 1.3741 0.03948 270 194 51 25
343 So, you want us to sue Ozempic? 1.3740 0.04071 262 190 46 26
344 Thank you for your time sir,but we're looking for a more well rounded candidate. 1.3740 0.04225 246 179 42 25
345 Are you flexible? 1.3740 0.04106 246 176 48 22
346 Perhaps you have taken the organization's emphasis on transparency a little to far. 1.3728 0.03954 279 203 48 28
347 On the contrary, we value transparency. 1.3726 0.04022 263 190 48 25
348 What would make you a good fit here at Pictionary, Inc.? 1.3721 0.03857 301 221 48 32
349 It was a white SUV, with stickers of my wife and kids on the back window. 1.3718 0.04167 234 167 47 20
350 I was hoping for a face to face meeting. 1.3715 0.04248 253 187 38 28
351 You look familiar. Did we go to the same preschool? 1.3712 0.04010 264 191 48 25
352 I see you have prior experience as a Hangman. 1.3712 0.03973 264 190 50 24
353 You’re not a very detail-oriented person are you? 1.3712 0.03863 264 187 56 21
354 We're going to need to flesh out more than just your resume. 1.3708 0.03941 267 192 51 24
355 I don’t know, you look a little sketchy. 1.3707 0.03799 259 181 60 18
356 … and you identify as “rectilinear“…? 1.3705 0.04480 224 165 35 24
357 Funny, I'm not seeing any openings for executive coat hanger. 1.3705 0.04246 278 212 29 37
358 So you say they were about to hang you? 1.3704 0.03944 270 195 50 25
359 Drew, was it? 1.3700 0.03807 273 194 57 22
360 What drew you to our company? 1.3699 0.04220 246 180 41 25
361 I was hoping there was more to you than what was outlined in your resume 1.3698 0.03997 265 192 48 25
362 On paper you seem like a perfect candidate. 1.3696 0.03777 276 196 58 22
363 May I ask your preferred pronoun? 1.3695 0.04064 249 179 48 22
364 No I said "six figures" not stick figure. 1.3695 0.04143 249 181 44 24
365 Well, yes… This IS a finishing school. 1.3695 0.04064 249 179 48 22
366 I'm afraid you would be lost here at Graphs and Charts Inc. 1.3692 0.03940 260 186 52 22
367 And what shall I put down for your pronouns? 1.3690 0.03932 271 196 50 25
368 Im sorry. The desk lamp position has already been filled. 1.3688 0.04297 263 199 31 33
369 The reason why we are letting you go Bruce is not your lack of transparency, rather your lack of guts. 1.3686 0.03995 255 183 50 22
370 This first draft's a little thin, and your protagonist feels kind of one-dimensional. 1.3684 0.03984 266 193 48 25
371 Are you good with figures? 1.3682 0.03884 258 183 55 20
372 And you'll be expected to model in the nude for our beginners classes - I trust that won't be a problem. 1.3680 0.04129 250 182 44 24
373 When did you begin to suspect that you were a victim of identity theft? 1.3680 0.04282 250 186 36 28
374 And I'll never take coffee, lunch or bathroom breaks. 1.3680 0.04129 250 182 44 24
375 You'll be making a stick figure salary. 1.3680 0.04245 231 167 43 21
376 I’m so sorry, the position is filled. 1.3673 0.04357 226 165 39 22
377 And how do you expect to fill the position? 1.3671 0.04536 237 180 27 30
378 When your email said you were drawn to this position, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3665 0.04154 251 184 42 25
379 Please fill out your form. 1.3662 0.04350 213 153 42 18
380 You look a bit sketchy. 1.3661 0.03844 254 179 57 18
381 I’m drawing a blank. 1.3661 0.04100 224 158 50 16
382 I'll pencil you in for the meeting on Friday. 1.3655 0.03978 249 178 51 20
383 Actually, we’re looking for someone with non-linear thinking skills. 1.3651 0.04318 241 179 36 26
384 I need you to be realistic John. 1.3644 0.04344 236 175 36 25
385 We’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate 1.3640 0.03757 250 174 61 15
386 Seems to me that your previous employment involved a lot of "hanging around"? 1.3636 0.04344 220 160 40 20
387 I must say, you look great on paper. 1.3636 0.04057 242 174 48 20
388 You have a form to fill out. 1.3633 0.03899 256 183 53 20
389 You need to show more guts. 1.3633 0.04021 245 176 49 20
390 I’m sorry, but I have to draw the line somewhere. 1.3632 0.03974 234 165 53 16
391 Your transparency is a plus, but you seem to lack substance. 1.3629 0.03943 259 187 50 22
392 We do have an opening for a kindergarten art teacher. When can you start? 1.3628 0.04305 226 165 40 21
393 You’re a bright guy but you lack depth. 1.3625 0.03871 251 178 55 18
394 Extra lines are just $9.95 a month. 1.3625 0.04448 240 182 29 29
395 We are looking for someone with more of a profile. 1.3623 0.04093 265 197 40 28
396 Your resume is a bit sketchy, but I'll try to read between the lines. 1.3622 0.04036 254 185 46 23
397 I prefer to not be defined by pronouns. 1.3621 0.04085 243 176 46 21
398 I feel a bit sketchy. 1.3621 0.04267 232 170 40 22
399 I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a little more depth. 1.3612 0.04151 227 163 46 18
400 I've modeled for restroom doors and European crosswalks, but I really want to get into motion capture. 1.3611 0.03939 252 181 51 20
401 I’m afraid we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.3611 0.03733 252 176 61 15
402 You clearly show backbone, but we’re looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.3608 0.04210 255 191 36 28
403 I’m dressing you in my mind as we speak, Mr. Jones. 1.3603 0.03911 247 176 53 18
404 This is a complex job, so I hope there’s more to you than meets the eye. 1.3602 0.04169 236 172 43 21
405 Believe me, I can see right through you! 1.3596 0.04407 228 170 34 24
406 Your lack of attention to detail is becoming an issue. 1.3593 0.04321 231 171 37 23
407 We're looking for someone a little more well rounded. 1.3591 0.03988 220 154 53 13
408 Doe is the last name? 1.3591 0.04040 220 155 51 14
409 Where do you see yourself five letters from now? 1.3590 0.04193 234 171 42 21
410 We're transferring you to another cartoon. 1.3584 0.04064 226 161 49 16
411 Your resume is a little sparse. Can you flesh it out for me? 1.3580 0.04121 243 178 43 22
412 We'd like to see if you could fill in for a while. 1.3580 0.04079 243 177 45 21
413 You cannot let your 8-year-old define your identity. 1.3578 0.04419 204 148 39 17
414 Just give me a brief sketch. 1.3574 0.04000 235 168 50 17
415 It is my belief you were not on placebo. 1.3571 0.04325 224 165 38 21
416 You've been the face of our men's bathroom door for many years, but management thinks it's time for a change. 1.3571 0.04307 238 178 35 25
417 Some people say I’m one dimensional 1.3571 0.04224 238 176 39 23
418 We need to see more of you at the office. 1.3571 0.03874 238 168 55 15
419 Thank you Kevin, for being so transparent. 1.3568 0.04328 227 168 37 22
420 You ARE familiar with the role you would be playing here at Hangman, Inc.? 1.3565 0.04440 216 160 35 21
421 __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 1.3564 0.04717 202 152 28 22
422 Last question: how would you differentiate yourself from other candidates like you? 1.3564 0.04448 202 147 38 17
423 When I asked you to fill out the form, I didn't mean your application. 1.3559 0.04031 236 170 48 18
424 You seem to match well with the company culture. We have a lot of empty suits here. 1.3559 0.04535 222 168 29 25
425 You’re definitely one of our sketchier candidates 1.3550 0.04090 231 167 46 18
426 Well, yes, we do believe in transparency, but we do need to draw the line somewhere 1.3547 0.04098 234 170 45 19
427 Would you be interested is being a model for the beginning drawing class? 1.3546 0.03941 251 182 49 20
428 What have you done since art school? 1.3545 0.04425 220 164 34 22
429 So…you feel two-dimensional? 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
430 You'll fit right in with the skeleton crew. 1.3542 0.04235 240 179 37 24
431 I don’t believe FaceTime will work for us. 1.3541 0.04494 209 155 34 20
432 Your resumé looks sketchy. 1.3540 0.04292 226 167 38 21
433 While lacking in some areas, our recruitment team was impressed by your low carbon footprint. 1.3538 0.04380 195 140 41 14
434 Please feel free to speak figuratively. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
435 Are you here for the hangman job opening or the crosswalk position? 1.3537 0.04206 229 168 41 20
436 Carol, you're not gonna believe this— but when you said 'let's trim our corporate fat,' I actually heard 'corporeal'. 1.3537 0.04238 246 185 35 26
437 Yes, Mr. Sticks, Mr. Stones has also been put on probation. 1.3534 0.04199 249 187 36 26
438 Do I have to draw you a picture? 1.3532 0.04158 218 157 45 16
439 I need you to flesh out your resume for me. 1.3532 0.04300 235 176 35 24
440 Actually, we were looking for someone with more substance. 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
441 Yes, that job in graphics is still open. 1.3527 0.04080 224 161 47 16
442 And what makes you think you're a faceless nobody? 1.3527 0.04364 224 167 35 22
443 Have you modeled for children's art classes before? 1.3524 0.04320 210 153 40 17
444 I remember you! I drew you when I was five. 1.3524 0.04425 210 155 36 19
445 I think we need to flesh out your resumé. 1.3522 0.04235 230 170 39 21
446 Someone’s trying to hang me! 1.3522 0.04190 230 169 41 20
447 You feel people oversimplify you? 1.3522 0.04280 230 171 37 22
448 And what makes you unique? 1.3521 0.04328 213 156 39 18
449 Where do you see yourself with five more lines? 1.3521 0.04479 213 159 33 21
450 My greatest weakness? Erasers. 1.3518 0.04431 199 145 38 16
451 You lack perspective. 1.3517 0.04113 236 173 43 20
452 But I already lost the weight for the role! 1.3515 0.04384 202 147 39 16
453 So besides appearing on road signs, what other work have you done? 1.3515 0.04032 239 174 46 19
454 Resume? I don't need a resume; I'm a damn ICON! 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
455 And about your book, 'Drawing Made Easy'... 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
456 I don't think an X-Ray will help us. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
457 There’s really a lot more to me than meets the eye. 1.3505 0.04510 194 142 36 16
458 You seem qualified, but our facial recognition policy may pose a problem. 1.3505 0.04208 214 155 43 16
459 So I understand that you'd like to take a leave of absence to 'find yourself '... 1.3504 0.04180 234 173 40 21
460 I believe they are looking for someone with a bit more depth to fill the position 1.3503 0.04283 197 141 43 13
461 Since you don't have a mouth, I'm going to need a thought bubble. 1.3503 0.04742 197 149 27 21
462 We want you to model for our pre-school art class. 1.3502 0.04269 237 178 35 24
463 What are your pronouns? 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
464 Mr. Stevens wanted me to fill you in. 1.3500 0.04061 240 176 44 20
465 I’m sorry. We are looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
466 It says here you have posed for washroom signage 1.3496 0.03820 246 176 54 16
467 We're looking for someone to fill in. 1.3493 0.04244 229 170 38 21
468 We don't post for the toilet jobs anymore, but we do have an opening in exit signs. 1.3490 0.04601 192 142 33 17
469 And when did you stop taking Ozempic? 1.3488 0.04443 215 161 33 21
470 I guess I should fill you in. 1.3484 0.04010 221 158 49 14
471 Your references are fine, but I find you a bit sketchy. 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
472 You say you posed for Keith Haring? 1.3484 0.03969 244 178 47 19
473 And why do you think you'd be a good hangman? 1.3483 0.04561 201 150 32 19
474 I want to come out of the closet. 1.3482 0.04408 247 192 24 31
475 We’re looking for a person of real substance. 1.3476 0.04099 233 171 43 19
476 What have you appeared in besides children’s drawings? 1.3476 0.04468 210 157 33 20
477 I mean, my career here has been pretty linear so far… 1.3476 0.04205 210 152 43 15
478 We can stick with today, or I can pencil you in tomorrow. 1.3470 0.04333 219 163 36 20
479 And then I had a job as a hanger in Lady Gaga’s closet. That was great fun… 1.3470 0.04614 219 169 24 26
480 You seem unfulfilled 1.3467 0.03937 199 138 53 8
481 You look good on paper but… 1.3465 0.04432 202 149 36 17
482 I am sorry but we only have two restrooms! 1.3465 0.04343 228 172 33 23
483 What interests you in becoming a restroom sign model? 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
484 Can you type? 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
485 I really don't see anything of substance here 1.3463 0.04218 205 148 43 14
486 Looks like your account is underdrawn. 1.3457 0.04542 188 138 35 15
487 What do you mean my work lacks dimension?" 1.3456 0.04260 217 160 39 18
488 Chad, we're going to need more from you. 1.3455 0.04219 220 162 40 18
489 You definitely have the stick-to-it-ive-ness but I’m just not seeing the depth. 1.3453 0.03877 223 158 53 12
490 Tell me why you're drawn to this business? 1.3447 0.04421 206 153 35 18
491 One of my strengths is that I know where to draw the line. 1.3445 0.04268 209 153 40 16
492 You want to opt out of your diet program?.....when you're doing so well? 1.3442 0.04337 215 160 36 19
493 I see you survived Hangman. Tell me about that. 1.3442 0.04485 215 163 30 22
494 Doodle or not, you still have to wear pants to work. 1.3438 0.04651 192 144 30 18
495 Sorry, we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.3438 0.04015 224 162 47 15
496 Have you had any other jobs other than hangman? 1.3435 0.04131 230 170 41 19
497 Ozempic? 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
498 Sorry I missed yesterdays meeting, I was out stick 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
499 The pay is minimal, but so are you. 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
500 Let's talk about the dress code. 1.3433 0.04152 201 144 45 12
501 Besides representing all human form on pre-historic cave art, do you have other interpersonal skills? 1.3431 0.04764 204 158 22 24
502 I would suggest you flesh out your resume a little. 1.3427 0.03937 213 151 51 11
503 First, I'll have to ask that you please fill out your form. 1.3423 0.04137 222 163 42 17
504 You look a bit drawn. 1.3422 0.04425 187 136 38 13
505 My LinkedIn profile was hacked, so I am starting from scratch. 1.3422 0.04194 225 167 39 19
506 They say you've been barely showing up to work lately. 1.3417 0.04238 199 144 42 13
507 So I'm guessing you aren't much of a detail person. 1.3417 0.04297 199 145 40 14
508 In the last quarter your colleagues described your performance as, “sketchy.” 1.3416 0.04478 202 151 33 18
509 Personally, you appear a little sketchy to me. 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
510 I'm afraid it's back to the drawing board. 1.3415 0.04321 205 151 38 16
511 Your prose is strong, but the characters are one dimensional. 1.3415 0.04266 205 150 40 15
512 I'm good at seeing right through people, Mr. Jones. 1.3413 0.04331 208 154 37 17
513 What makes you think that a noose drawn on a whiteboard was targeted at you? 1.3412 0.04442 211 159 32 20
514 I don't see much depth in you. 1.3411 0.04086 214 155 45 14
515 I find you refreshing. All morning I've been interviewing nothing but empty suits. 1.3411 0.04086 214 155 45 14
516 We are seeking a more diverse workforce...You seem really straight. 1.3408 0.04218 223 166 38 19
517 So what makes you think someone is trying to hang you? 1.3407 0.04317 226 171 33 22
518 That’s quite a line…. 1.3406 0.03647 229 160 60 9
519 I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more… multidimensional.” 1.3399 0.04349 203 150 37 16
520 This job requires you to be heartless. 1.3399 0.04514 203 153 31 19
521 Who drew you to us? 1.3398 0.04192 206 150 42 14
522 We were hoping for a candidate with a little more depth. 1.3397 0.04366 209 156 35 18
523 You seem a little sketchy to me. 1.3395 0.04329 215 161 35 19
524 Gender neutral,huh? 1.3395 0.04278 215 160 37 18
525 Can you flesh out your employment history a bit? 1.3394 0.04045 221 161 45 15
526 Can you fill out your profile for me ? 1.3392 0.04209 227 170 37 20
527 Things move a lot faster here than at Hangman. 1.3391 0.04304 230 175 32 23
528 Being the father figure on a rear car window decal does not give you experience in the automotive industry. 1.3383 0.04376 201 149 36 16
529 I’m sorry. We don’t need any more models for Life Drawing 101. 1.3382 0.04160 204 148 43 13
530 Could you be more specific? 1.3380 0.04459 216 165 29 22
531 Anything sketchy in your past 1.3378 0.03768 222 157 55 10
532 So you claim the game Hangman is culturally insensitive? 1.3378 0.04322 222 168 33 21
533 We were hoping to find someone more well-rounded. 1.3378 0.04030 222 162 45 15
534 Arn't you afraid you might stick out? 1.3368 0.04736 193 148 25 20
535 I understand you can trace your family back over 40,000 years . 1.3367 0.04511 196 147 32 17
536 Pronoun preference? 1.3367 0.04044 199 142 47 10
537 It says here you're a well-known figure. 1.3367 0.04405 199 148 35 16
538 Your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.3366 0.04301 202 149 38 15
539 Well, I think we'll skip the x-ray. 1.3365 0.04322 208 155 36 17
540 We’re looking for someone more detail-oriented. 1.3365 0.04484 211 161 29 21
541 It appears that your bariatric surgery was quite successful. 1.3364 0.04388 214 162 32 20
542 I think it’s time we take you off that diet. 1.3350 0.04491 197 148 32 17
543 Your body of work is a bit thin. 1.3350 0.04109 203 147 44 12
544 This proposal needs some fleshing out... 1.3349 0.04085 209 152 44 13
545 I'm sorry, but we actually need warm bodies. 1.3349 0.04313 212 159 35 18
546 What are your preferred pronouns? 1.3349 0.04114 215 158 42 15
547 Yes, I do think your liposuction addiction is getting out of hand 1.3349 0.04327 218 165 33 20
548 I wish you would bring more of yourself to these sessions. 1.3349 0.03970 218 158 47 13
549 I kind of see myself as an everyman figure. 1.3349 0.04277 218 164 35 19
550 So would you be interested in working the door at the men’s restroom? 1.3348 0.04236 221 166 36 19
551 And what drew you to this position? 1.3348 0.04242 224 169 35 20
552 I can assure you we don't discriminate against the poorly drawn. 1.3333 0.04521 195 147 31 17
553 Could you flesh that out a bit? 1.3333 0.04161 219 163 39 17
554 I don't need to know your whole background. Just give me an outline. 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
555 Can you operate a stick shift? 1.3333 0.04579 195 148 29 18
556 We can flesh out the details later. 1.3333 0.04315 180 130 40 10
557 What drew you to want to work on facial recognition? 1.3333 0.04385 207 156 33 18
558 I‘ll pencil you in for 4:00. 1.3333 0.04138 213 157 41 15
559 We were expecting someone with a bit more skin to put in the game 1.3333 0.04553 186 139 32 15
560 I knew it. She can see right through me. 1.3333 0.04179 210 155 40 15
561 They're dismissing your indecent exposure case for insufficient evidence." 1.3319 0.04393 226 175 27 24
562 Tell me very little about yourself. 1.3318 0.04195 220 165 37 18
563 Did you win? 1.3318 0.04053 211 154 44 13
564 And you're sure you want to be an art major? 1.3318 0.04322 211 159 34 18
565 What is your shtick? 1.3317 0.04191 205 151 40 14
566 ""In all honesty, you're looking a little drawn." 1.3317 0.04303 205 153 36 16
567 It says here you have experience playing hangman. 1.3317 0.04573 205 158 26 21
568 I am sorry, I don't believe it is ethical to do any more plastic surgery on you. 1.3317 0.04405 202 152 33 17
569 Easy to draw is not a reason to hire you. 1.3317 0.04395 199 149 34 16
570 We aren't sure you have the depth required for this role. 1.3316 0.04271 187 136 40 11
571 I blame the Ozempic. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
572 Relax, I just want to fill you in. 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
573 We were looking more for a straw man. 1.3302 0.03888 215 155 49 11
574 So, what draws you here today? 1.3300 0.04330 203 152 35 16
575 There have been complaints you've been using the wrong bathroom. 1.3300 0.04545 200 153 28 19
576 You just don’t seem very detail-oriented 1.3299 0.04183 197 144 41 12
577 I'm afraid your applicatoin is a little short on details. 1.3299 0.04705 194 150 24 20
578 We're thinning out our staff. 1.3299 0.03966 194 138 48 8
579 I hear you’re good with thin margins. 1.3298 0.04005 191 136 47 8
580 Nonbinary--why did you ask? 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
581 so, let's talk about your weight loss issue 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
582 I have nothing to hide. 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
583 I'm a simple guy 1.3297 0.04366 185 136 37 12
584 Sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
585 Frankly, the job calls for a person of substance 1.3296 0.04536 179 133 33 13
586 The facial recognition software will only work, well, with a face. 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
587 We'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit. 1.3288 0.03892 219 159 48 12
588 Your credentials are obvious. But nobody plays Hangman anymore. 1.3286 0.04235 213 160 36 17
589 So, do you have any other skills besides hangman? 1.3285 0.04534 207 160 26 21
590 I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
591 Don't embellish. I can see right through you. 1.3282 0.04570 195 149 28 18
592 Pants are not optional. 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
593 I"m glad we were able to pencil you in. 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
594 Help me flesh out your resume.. 1.3280 0.04299 189 139 38 12
595 I have a position open in tech support. Can you do an Indian accent? 1.3280 0.05079 189 152 12 25
596 You CAN'T sue them. Hanging you is the object of the game! 1.3280 0.04668 186 142 27 17
597 Regardless of body type, you can’t come to the office naked. 1.3277 0.04841 177 136 24 17
598 Jeffrey, let me fill you in. 1.3269 0.04250 208 156 36 16
599 Do you mean that your home town is Etcha Sketch? 1.3267 0.04106 202 148 42 12
600 How long have you had this empty feeling? 1.3266 0.04385 199 150 33 16
601 Tell me more about this recurring dream. A scaffold? And no more vowels? 1.3262 0.04584 187 142 29 16
602 Walk… don’t walk… the choice is yours. 1.3262 0.04521 187 141 31 15
603 This is the worst case of identity theft I’ve ever seen. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
604 You have structure, but you lack substance. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
605 You meet the basic qualifications. But we need to flesh out who you really are. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
606 I’ve seen some sketchy candidates before but you, Sir… 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
607 I'm sure it's nice to sit down, but who's minding the men's room door?" 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
608 As head of the HR Department, I totally get that you are "non-binary". 1.3251 0.04088 203 149 42 12
609 I see sticking to the figures is your super power. 1.3249 0.04354 197 148 34 15
610 Frankly, we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.3247 0.04402 194 146 33 15
611 I’m not gonna lie, you seem really sketchy. 1.3247 0.04521 194 148 29 17
612 You can either step down quietly or we can simply erase your position. 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
613 You may have seen some of my work before on the entry doors of the men's restroom. 1.3246 0.04450 191 144 32 15
614 Yes, I recognized you right away, Mr. Wilson.. from your daughter's drawing of you in the art teacher's classroom. 1.3245 0.04563 188 143 29 16
615 You may not have a penis, but you still need to wear clothing. 1.3245 0.04563 188 143 29 16
616 I was hoping we could talk face to face. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
617 People are saying you look drawn. 1.3238 0.04269 210 159 34 17
618 Would it kill you to wear a tie? 1.3235 0.04616 170 127 31 12
619 So you’re saying your feelings of self-worth diminished when everyone began to play wordle instead of playing hangman? 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
620 Thanks for penciling me in for today. 1.3232 0.04335 198 149 34 15
621 So you say you’re 6’3 and weigh 215? 1.3229 0.04430 192 145 32 15
622 I don't know, doc. She says I'm too one-dimensional. 1.3228 0.04542 189 144 29 16
623 I interned at CAPTCHA. 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
624 I don’t suppose working through lunch once in a while will be a problem for you? 1.3224 0.04209 214 162 35 17
625 Do you have any questions about our dress code? 1.3222 0.04705 180 138 26 16
626 We drew you, and we can erase you. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
627 You can use Mr., Ms., or Mx. but sorry, no Stx. 1.3221 0.04349 208 159 31 18
628 Let’s hold off on the Ozempic for a while! 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
629 Your CV features nude modeling for elementary art classes?" 1.3220 0.04762 177 136 25 16
630 So do you have any other experience besides your role in ‘hang-man’ 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
631 What sort of figures were you expecting? 1.3220 0.04055 205 151 42 12
632 You're not suited for this job. 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
633 You'll definitely start off with a stick-figure salary. 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
634 We're looking for someone, a bit more, advanced in Graphic Arts. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
635 What line of work are you interested in? 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
636 Yes, I can see how you might’ve have been offended when she said you need to grow thicker skin. 1.3216 0.04740 171 130 27 14
637 I'll be glad to fill you in, figuratively speaking. 1.3212 0.04862 165 126 25 14
638 You're lucky you're just getting fired. We used to hang people for this. 1.3212 0.04862 165 126 25 14
639 Sorry, no callbacks. But I did land you a gig at the community college as a nude model for their Intro to Drawing class. 1.3211 0.04460 190 144 31 15
640 We'll need both you and your application to be filled out in greater detail by Monday. 1.3210 0.04168 162 115 42 5
641 Sorry, the position is filled. 1.3210 0.05004 162 125 22 15
642 Yes, fashion model is an option but, as your career counsellor, I think you would find teaching art in kindergarten much more rewarding. 1.3209 0.04573 187 143 28 16
643 Unfortunately we’re looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
644 So maybe we back off on the Ozempic 1.3207 0.04430 184 138 33 13
645 Your employment history seems a bit sketchy. 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
646 I noticed you left the pronoun selection of your application blank. 1.3207 0.04497 184 139 31 14
647 You listed your previous work experience as crosswalk and restroom signs 1.3207 0.04691 184 142 25 17
648 What draws you into my office today? 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
649 So I see that you are applying for the gender neutral bathroom sign. 1.3204 0.04747 181 140 24 17
650 What drew you here? 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
651 I agree. Ozempic seems to be working. 1.3202 0.04671 178 136 27 15
652 In five years? Well, I'd like to start out here as a doodle, eventually working my way up to emoji. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
653 Please cross your legs. 1.3200 0.04797 175 135 24 16
654 I just feel like everyone in the office is trying to stick it to me. 1.3198 0.05064 172 136 17 19
655 There have been complaints about your lack of attention to detail. 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
656 I'm sure you'll work well with our skeleton crew. 1.3196 0.04628 194 151 24 19
657 You look like you’d crack under pressure. 1.3195 0.04849 169 130 24 15
658 Simple AI will be fine. 1.3191 0.04489 188 143 30 15
659 What street sign to you see yourself on 5 years from now? 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
660 I want to be a WHOLE person. 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
661 Now let’s discuss your recurring dream of death by hanging. 1.3187 0.04851 182 143 20 19
662 We regret to inform you, sadly we found a candidate with a little more substance 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
663 Hello Mr. Figure, May I call you Stick? 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
664 Thanks for pencilling me in 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
665 Luckily, they guessed the word before a noose was drawn. 1.3179 0.04371 195 148 32 15
666 Your coworkers are concerned that you never have any skin in the game 1.3179 0.04833 173 134 23 16
667 Yes, I know you starred in the title sequence of "The Saint," but what have you done lately? 1.3177 0.04660 192 150 23 19
668 I'm looking for something fulfilling 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
669 I find myself inexplicably drawn to you. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
670 Sorry - we were looking for someone with a bit more depth. 1.3168 0.04529 161 119 33 9
671 I want to remind you about our company's dress code. 1.3167 0.04693 180 139 25 16
672 So, tell me about this fear of erasers... 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
673 We are seeking more well rounded candidates 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
674 I’m sorry but we’ve drawn the line on hiring anyone who only looks good on paper. 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
675 This is actually a shell corporation, so you are perfect for the job. 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
676 I'm afraid you misheard. We said this was a six figure job. 1.3161 0.04878 174 136 21 17
677 What impresses me is your total transparency 1.3155 0.04625 187 145 25 17
678 Let's flesh out your application a bit, shall we? 1.3155 0.04369 187 141 33 13
679 Fill me in on your background. 1.3155 0.04097 187 137 41 9
680 Your resume is a bit thin as well 1.3155 0.04026 187 136 43 8
681 We like that you are non-binary. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
682 I'm very productive. I don't eat meals, take any kind of break or look at a clock. I just can't be around erasers. 1.3146 0.04988 178 142 16 20
683 So your special skill is playing Hangman? 1.3146 0.04988 178 142 16 20
684 I can see that you are being fully transparent. 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
685 Your resume is impressive but we are really looking for someone who can think outside the lines. 1.3143 0.04646 175 134 27 14
686 So tell me again, who drew you to this position? 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
687 We run a very lean organization and we think you're a perfect fit. 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
688 You're precisely the type of writer that this studio is looking for. 1.3140 0.04774 172 133 24 15
689 We are looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.3138 0.04349 188 142 33 13
690 You can't sue the makers of Hangman for using your likeness. 1.3135 0.04593 185 143 26 16
691 When did you switch from hunting prehistoric bison with a spear to stealing office supplies? 1.3135 0.04781 185 146 20 19
692 Brian, you need to start wearing clothes to the office, even on Fridays. 1.3134 0.04440 201 156 27 18
693 I'm going to need you to fill in some of the details for me 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
694 I appreciate the outline but please fill it in a bit for me 1.3131 0.04132 198 148 38 12
695 So, your pronouns are "it" and "it's"? 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
696 Unfortunately, you haven't completed your form correctly. 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
697 Can I get you a cup of nothing? 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
698 Can you tell me what you didn't like about your role in hangman? 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
699 Where do you see yourself in 3 or 4 dimensions? 1.3121 0.04750 173 134 24 15
700 To be honest,if this interview doesn’t work out I’ll be going back to the drawing board. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
701 Sorry, we're only hiring for the skeleton crew right now. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
702 On paper, you’re the best candidate we’ve had so far. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
703 What draws you to this position? 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
704 I see a little of myself in you. 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
705 Sometimes, it's just like you're not there. 1.3114 0.04872 167 130 22 15
706 Is that a doorknob or did you just blow a smoke ring? 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
707 Truthfully, your resume is sketchy. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
708 We’re hoping to hire someone a little more developed. 1.3111 0.04116 180 132 40 8
709 Yes, we can make the hangman riddles a little harder going forward. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
710 Slim pickings for cartoonists these days huh? 1.3103 0.04933 174 138 18 18
711 Didn’t anyone tell you we were switching to facial recognition? 1.3103 0.04796 174 136 22 16
712 Perhaps now you understand why my resume is so thin. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
713 Doc, I don’t know who I am.” 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
714 Ah, Mr. Templar. Good to see you again. 1.3098 0.04730 184 145 21 18
715 Perhaps you could flesh out your résumé for me. 1.3095 0.04543 168 127 30 11
716 So you can just decide to eliminate the game Hangman because it's a little un-P.C. and I'm out of a job? Just like that? After 145 years of service. Unbelievable. 1.3092 0.05133 152 119 19 14
717 Face recognition is required for employment here. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
718 May I offer you something to eat? 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
719 You're not fooling me, I see right through you. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
720 I can assure you that I'm more than just a pretty space." 1.3091 0.04910 165 129 21 15
721 Ozempic? No. Why do you ask? 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
722 Your name is Allen Wrench? 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
723 We have a dress code here. Clothing. 1.3087 0.05120 149 116 20 13
724 you need to fill out your form. 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
725 I'd like to be added to the transplant waitlist for eyes, nose, brain, heart, lungs, kidney... Should I keep going? 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
726 In good news, a lack of heart, soul or brain won’t preclude you from running for President. 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
727 I know I might seem a bit sketchy, but I really need this job. 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
728 Seriously, you show up to a job interview barefoot? 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
729 The last guy was an empty suit. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
730 No, I said SIX figure job. 1.3077 0.04748 169 131 24 14
731 I assume you are here for the hangman position? 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
732 Sure, I can stick it out. 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
733 I take my life in my hands every time I pass dogs chasing sticks in the park 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
734 I'd kill for your figure! 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
735 You still have to choose a pronoun. 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
736 You will be the perfect model for our kindergarten art class. 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
737 I’ll pencil you in for nine o’clock. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
738 Within two years, I guarantee you’ll be making stick figures. 1.3068 0.04679 176 137 24 15
739 No, I said six-figure job not stick-figure. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
740 So tell me, do still want to go through with the procedure to have all your lines removed? It would really take away your character. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
741 In additional to fleshing out your resume, I have a suggestion for you. 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
742 You look good on paper, Jeffery, but your background seems a little sketchy. 1.3062 0.04775 160 123 25 12
743 Before we continue,are there any skeletons in your closet? 1.3054 0.04707 167 129 25 13
744 How's your spelling? 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
745 Do you have any tattoos? 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
746 Do you identify as malnourished or thin? 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
747 You came close, but the job went to a complete no body. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
748 Everything I do in life lacks content. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
749 So fill in the details for me... 1.3051 0.04586 177 137 26 14
750 Unfortunately, it's the end of the line for you. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
751 And of course we offer a stick-figure income. 1.3049 0.04182 164 120 38 6
752 Your resume says you did advertising for a men's washroom. Can you elaborate on that? 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
753 Provide a safer workplace? I’m sorry, but you knew that this was an eraser company when we hired you. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
754 What’s with the blank stare? 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
755 The job listing made it obvious that you were not looking to hire a real person. 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
756 Sir, the job posting said you’d be making “six figures,” not sti.. ugh, forget it. You’re hired. 1.3046 0.04713 174 136 23 15
757 You'll need a halo if you want to be cast as Simon Templar 1.3043 0.04718 184 146 20 18
758 I like to keep things simple; I let others flesh out the details. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
759 I'd like you to flesh out your resume. 1.3041 0.04772 171 134 22 15
760 I’m sorry, sir, but all our positions for faceless bureaucrats have been filled. 1.3041 0.04983 171 137 16 18
761 I see the cutbacks in your department are going well. 1.3038 0.04184 158 115 38 5
762 For this job, we're looking for someone with a bit more substance 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
763 Your story needs some fleshing out 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
764 Your x-ray appears unchanged. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
765 Tell me more about your last position as Hangman. 1.3036 0.04606 168 129 27 12
766 To be honest, you seem a little sketchy. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
767 You are just the type of employee we’re looking for here at Hangman Industries. 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
768 We're looking for someone who is more well-rounded. 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
769 So let's start by fleshing out your resume. 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
770 Im hearing you say you feel empty inside. Is that right? 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
771 I'm sorry, but the President has directed that we hire no more faceless bureaucrats. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
772 I don't think you have the guts. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
773 To land this role, you must remember your lines. 1.3023 0.04602 172 133 26 13
774 Do you have at least a speech bubble? 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
775 You will fit in-we already have a bunch of empty suits 1.3019 0.04867 159 124 22 13
776 I prefer the term "hangperson" 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
777 And it says here if I get the word right you’ll hang yourself? 1.3018 0.04658 169 131 25 13
778 So what is the pronoun you want identify as? 1.3018 0.04733 169 132 23 14
779 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
780 I am trying to be as transparent as I can. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
781 I'm looking for an opportunity to fill out and expand my presence. 1.3012 0.04794 166 130 22 14
782 Would you be open to working on a bathroom door? 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
783 You can’t be 215 pounds. 1.3012 0.04794 166 130 22 14
784 I just might try your diet. 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
785 We went with another candidate who's a little more complete. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
786 If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be? 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
787 …and so, tell me how you see yourself. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
788 It says here you have 20 years of experience hanging with kids. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
789 Please don’t take this the wrong way, but your characters felt a little one-dimensional. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
790 'Can you drive stick?' 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
791 He will see you now in the drawing room. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
792 Your resume looks a little sketchy. 1.3000 0.04782 170 134 21 15
793 Your references say there's more to you than meets the eye. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
794 You're right, your daughter is an amazing artist. This looks exactly like you. 1.3000 0.04840 160 125 22 13
795 Why didn't you get the job? Well, for one thing, you lack depth. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
796 There's no easy way to say this, but your co-workers find you sketchy. 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
797 Let's stop the diet pills. 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
798 We've confirmed that you meet our requirements for the customer service position. 1.2988 0.04907 164 130 19 15
799 An impressive resume, but I can see right through you. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
800 I take it you used AI to write your cover letter 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
801 It's casual Friday for the cartoonist. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
802 Your not quite thin enough to be one of our models... 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
803 Well, your resume is rather bare-bones, but I think we can flesh it out with a little work. 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
804 I can see that you've become a much more transparent person. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
805 Unfortunately, Dave, the role has gone to Simon Templar. 1.2979 0.04504 188 148 24 16
806 I think your profile needs some fleshing out. 1.2978 0.04479 178 138 27 13
807 You have lazy cartoonist syndrome. 1.2976 0.04818 168 133 20 15
808 Yes, we all do look alike 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
809 If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why? 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
810 There's a likelihood that I 'll be replacing you with a person with more substance. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
811 Why do you ask if we have a dress code 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
812 I’m sorry, I just assumed you were non-binary. 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
813 So, your salary requirement says you’re looking to make stick figures? 1.2970 0.04648 165 128 25 12
814 I used to be an empty suit. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
815 Yes, and I see you have an opening too. 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
816 You need to face this, but you just don’t have the guts. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
817 So… you’re tired of Gestures… 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
818 Why yes,we do value transparency here. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
819 I'm still waiting for you to draw me in. 1.2959 0.04792 169 134 20 15
820 I'm just afraid our customers will see right through you. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
821 You look good on paper but I'm afraid you may not see the big picture. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
822 Thats not what I meant when I asked you to be transparent with me... 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
823 What line of work are you in? 1.2951 0.04175 183 139 34 10
824 Actually, we're looking for a Hangwoman. 1.2949 0.04916 156 123 20 13
825 I used to model for pedestrian crossing signs. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
826 I think if you fleshed it out a bit more, I would have a better understanding of your viewpoint. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
827 I know you can't speak, so just respond by nodding your oval. 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
828 I told you I can't trim any more fat in my department. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
829 I was okay until they started to draw the noose and gallows. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
830 We really value transparency in the workplace. 1.2941 0.04225 170 128 34 8
831 No my lamp is not married. 1.2938 0.04765 177 142 18 17
832 You might want to flesh out your resume a bit 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
833 I'm looking for a job that won't leave me feeling empty inside. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
834 Of course, who hasn’t seen your walk/don’t walk work? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
835 Ah yes, Mr Jenkins, I wanted to tell you what a good artist your son is. 1.2931 0.04466 174 135 27 12
836 Your ad said minimal background necessary 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
837 So is it first name Hang , last name Man? 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
838 According to your resume your relevant skill is _ A _ _ _ A _. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
839 I've retooled my resume as gender-free. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
840 So what draws you in today? 1.2927 0.04736 164 129 22 13
841 I really fill out when you use AI. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
842 May I offer you a glass of water and a mop? 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
843 Now I see why your resume is just an outline. 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
844 How about I pencil you in for a Tuesday appointment? 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
845 My name is Draw, not Drew 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
846 You may want to adjust your Ozempic dose. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
847 I see you’re gender neutral. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
848 Should I refer to you as he, she, they, or it? 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
849 I'm sorry, we already have too many empty suits here. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
850 So you are my first AI interviewee. Tell me a little about yourself.. 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
851 It bears repeating — Beth Lawler made it to the caption leaderboard, with — ‘It's time you retire, Keith.’; when she only received 3 votes (and they were ‘Unfunny’). (See #2484, at: https://nextml.github.io/caption-contest-data/dashboards/850.html) 1.2917 0.05476 144 118 10 16
852 We’re looking for the right candidate for our skeleton crew. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
853 Could you go into more detail? 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
854 We received your resume and information we just need you to fill out your form. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
855 One more question- does the word contain the letter "e" ? 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
856 Our clients might just see through you. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
857 I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about your stolen identity. 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
858 Yes,I can tell just by looking at you that politics would be the perfect career choice! 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
859 Frankly you need to flesh out your resume. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
860 Thank you for being so transparent. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
861 Any job is fine. I'm a blank canvas. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
862 To be honest Drew, it’s not just your resume that needs some padding. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
863 Your work's been a little flat. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
864 When you asked for face time, you know, I assumed that you might have one! 1.2905 0.04372 179 139 28 12
865 your resume says previous employment: hangman 1.2903 0.04841 155 122 21 12
866 Cultural differences aside, you have to start filling out forms completely 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
867 We’re looking for someone who has experience with whiteboard presentations. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
868 Your resume is pretty thin. 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
869 The casting director wants you to lose five more pounds. 1.2899 0.05163 138 109 18 11
870 Sorry, this office is going wireless. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
871 I like to think of myself as a work in progress. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
872 Please flesh out your prior experience for me. 1.2895 0.04907 152 120 20 12
873 Your file is a little sketchy 1.2893 0.04025 159 117 38 4
874 so you feel like an empty suit 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
875 Atkins? 1.2889 0.04444 135 100 31 4
876 It says here you're proficient in Word, Excel, and Etch A Sketch ..... 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
877 Do you see yourself in ten years? 1.2887 0.05055 142 112 19 11
878 I believe I saw parts of you in Hangman. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
879 We just need you to fill in. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
880 The side effects of Ozempic were really understated. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
881 We need someone with more depth for the job. 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
882 Tony, for this assignment, I need someone with a low profile. Can I count on you? 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
883 To be honest, you and your work history are a bit sketchy. 1.2885 0.04169 156 116 35 5
884 I'm sorry. We're going in a different direction with our bathroom doors 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
885 Security camera footage shows that you and Stones may have broken someone's bones, but your insults didn't seem to hurt him. 1.2877 0.05408 146 120 10 16
886 I don't know--you just look familiar. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
887 In all honesty your résumé is a little thin 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
888 Thank you for interviewing, but we are looking for a candidate with more depth. 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
889 Sorry, but your job history is a little sketchy. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
890 I feel so empty, doctor 1.2875 0.04003 160 118 38 4
891 Sir, your application seems a bit sketchy 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
892 We were looking for a more well-rounded candidate, actually. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
893 I'm concerned that your resume is quite one dimensional. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
894 You didn't even fill it out. 1.2868 0.04163 136 99 35 2
895 You say your team didn’t fill you in. Please explain. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
896 Any other modeling work besides Mrs. Leone’s third grade class? 1.2867 0.04946 150 119 19 12
897 We can pencil you in for next Tuesday”. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
898 Maybe it's time we cut down on the Ozempic. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
899 I’m sorry Simon, but with the popularity of unisex lavatories on the rise, we’re going to have to let you go. 1.2866 0.05026 164 134 13 17
900 I have a unique skill set...if I rub my arms together, I can start a fire. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
901 No, my uncle does the warnings, I mostly do street sign work. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
902 Have you modelled before? 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
903 Your background seems a little sketchy. 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
904 Yes, I can see you lack perspective. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
905 I'm sorry, the position of corporate strawman is already filled. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
906 You are perfect to fill in! 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
907 I don't think we can hire you. You seem a bit sketchy. 1.2848 0.04694 165 131 21 13
908 You don’t seem to have much substance. 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
909 And would you consider lowering your privacy settings? 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
910 The problem is, you're a faceless stick figure devoid of genitals. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
911 We have to start from scratch. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
912 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
913 I'm sorry, but I don't know that you have the guts to do what needs to be done in this job. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
914 Sorry, we’re actually looking for a hang-woman 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
915 ‘we are looking for someone a little more well-rounded…’ 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
916 We like the way you simplify everything to its most basic elements 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
917 Unfortunately you seem to be lacking in substance. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
918 So, that's the outline. What,do you think? 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
919 Can you flesh that out more for me, Mr. Jones? 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
920 I'd like to be totally transparent with you. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
921 You stick to your job and I’ll stick to mine. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
922 Is there a S in your name? 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
923 My qualifications? Not to brag, but I'm essentially the poster child for everything. " 1.2837 0.05357 141 115 12 14
924 So, tell me about your work with Burning Man. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
925 So, Mr. Templar, just how did you lose your halo? 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
926 I see it’s not just your résumé that needs fleshing out 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
927 We’ve received multiple complaints from coworkers who say you’ve crossed a line. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
928 I look forward to seeing what you're made of. 1.2829 0.04976 152 122 17 13
929 …and what do think might help draw you out a bit more?” 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
930 Sorry, we already have enough Giacometti sculptures. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
931 Look, you can’t quit now. You’ve got to stick it out. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
932 Stick around. We might find a place for you. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
933 I assure you that I can be anyone you want me to be. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
934 I'm sorry, to get the job Governor DeSantis needs to know what gender you were at birth. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
935 I see you have a background in sketch comedy. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
936 In answer to your first question, Hangman Incorporated’s death benefits are among the best in the guessing game industry. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
937 I got my start as a restroom sign model. 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
938 Sometimes I feel like people can see right through me. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
939 Well, it's going to be difficult finding you another job since Hangman is now going A.I. 1.2821 0.04708 156 123 22 11
940 Sorry but we're just looking for someone with more....Personality 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
941 I heard that you've been part of an office love triangle" 1.2821 0.05128 156 128 12 16
942 We have reached the limit of what I can do for you as a therapist. It may be time for you to talk to a cartoonist. 1.2819 0.05047 149 120 16 13
943 Just give me a bare bones summary. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
944 How do I know you’re Banksy? 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
945 Sorry, we're looking for a straw man. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
946 My life feels almost two-dimensional lately. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
947 I'll be blunt, Mr. Johnson. Your story rings hollow. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
948 We’re looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
949 Tell me what you know about eating disorders? 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
950 I question your substance. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
951 We may need to lower your Ozempic dose. 1.2810 0.04859 153 122 19 12
952 Could you fill in a couple blanks for me? 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
953 I see here that you come from a long line of pipe cleaners. 1.2808 0.05301 146 120 11 15
954 I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
955 I'm so sorry. I just assumed you were non-binary. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
956 I guess you won't be interested in our weight-loss program. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
957 Let's flesh this out. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
958 I’m afraid that I need a little more detail. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
959 I found my last job a little two dimensional. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
960 We would like you to teach beginning drawing classes 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
961 Where do you see yourself in five years, assuming no one erases you? 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
962 BLANK 1.2798 0.05061 168 140 9 19
963 You say your entire family was pasted on the back of a car window? 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
964 I can be anything you want me to be. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
965 So, Mr. Hangman, any hobbies? 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
966 I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you lack the necessary depth of character for this position. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
967 Wanna do a line? 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
968 I'm going to be honest--your resume is a bit bare-bones. 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
969 I apologize but I have to stick to this figure. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
970 We’d expect you to flesh out the position over time. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
971 I’m afraid we’re looking for a bit more substance. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
972 Your resume led me to believe you were a person of more substance. 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
973 I'm sorry, but we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
974 Of course you understand that if you’re hired you’ll be obliged to adhere to our company’s dress code 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
975 We're sorry to inform you of your termination but the RNC is uncomfortable with you using either bathroom in the workplace. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
976 Yes, this is a diversity hire. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
977 I hope you’re not just feeding me a bunch of lines. 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
978 Your resume could also stand to be fleshed out 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
979 You look just like your profile picture. 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
980 Haven't I seen you outside the men's room? 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
981 I was hoping this interview would fill in some details, but I guess not. 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
982 We’re prepared to offer you a stick-figure income. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
983 I’m not sure we have a position for you, Mr. H—ngm—n 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
984 I'm sorry, but the position read "an accountant that can STICK to the FIGURES." 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
985 I received a complaint, that you have been hanging around one of the restroom doors. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
986 You’re a hard one to figure out. 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
987 What interests you in this position? Your experience appears a little bare boned. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
988 I need help Dr. I'm just not all here. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
989 How about a game of hangman? 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
990 Can you paint a picture of yourself in 5 years? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
991 ….so what were you doing in the years between employment as a bathroom sign model and “hangman” 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
992 I’m so glad to finally meet with a real person at this company instead of some nameless, faceless voicemail bot. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
993 I'm sorry Mr. Brown, but calling you "sketchy" does not rise to the level of workplace harassment. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
994 In 10 years I see myself with eyes, ears and a mouth. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
995 Sometimes I feel like my entire life is a sketch. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
996 To be honest, I was expecting someone more substantial. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
997 So -- you say you gave everything you had at your last position? 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
998 I’m being as transparent as I possibly can. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
999 I just have a high metabolism 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1000 What I'm seeing lacks depth 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1001 I have to say it is rare for someone to match their profile picture so well. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1002 Your references are excellent, but your experience is a little thin. 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
1003 Let's flesh-out some ideas. 1.2763 0.04090 152 114 34 4
1004 Could you rearrange yourself into a table if asked? 1.2763 0.04868 152 122 18 12
1005 How would you explain your attention to detail? 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
1006 I don’t feel seen. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1007 I appreciate your transparency, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1008 Your CV needs fleshing out. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
1009 Besides playing Hangman, what other experience do you have? 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
1010 The last time we hired a man like you, we found some of our other employees stirring their coffee with him." 1.2759 0.04638 174 141 18 15
1011 As you can see I've been fully transparent. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
1012 What do you have that shows substance? 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1013 I'm really good with figures. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1014 Let me outline the job description for you. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1015 Come back in a few years, after you have had a few more life experiences and are more well-rounded out as a person 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1016 Please stick to the topic. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1017 I'm going to need you to fill in some blanks. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1018 How did you hear about us? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1019 Welcome to the company and we hope you can stick with us 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
1020 There's not much to tell.. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1021 I'm afraid we have no room for another shtick. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1022 Well,it is nice to finally put a face to the name! 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1023 Well, I’ve had your test results back and I’m afraid they’re a little sketchy 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
1024 I see you’re filing a complaint that the game Hangman is culturally insensitive. 1.2746 0.05110 142 115 15 12
1025 The last day of Hangman Auditions 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
1026 So that's just a rough outline. We'll fill you in more later. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1027 I really appreciate your transparency. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1028 You might know me from my previous work, at intersections 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1029 You looked great on paper. In person, not so much ... 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1030 I’m sorry, we’re just looking for a more three-dimensional candidate. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1031 I've seen your work on bathroom doors. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1032 When you need someone who can handle sticky situations and is good with figures... 1.2740 0.05005 146 118 16 12
1033 So tell me more about this empty feeling you have... 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1034 And this emptiness you are feeling: how would you describe it? 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1035 I'm sorry, but we're just looking for a candidate who is a little more well-rounded 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1036 As you know, this is not a permanent position. You'll just be filling in. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1037 I'm afraid your resume is a bit thin for this position 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1038 I have a feeling that you’ll do very well here at Match.com. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1039 I know you suffered a back injury, but if it's any consultaion, your "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" signs are selling extremely well. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1040 We only have a skeleton crew at this time. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
1041 Let me guess, you’re feeling flat. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
1042 Your résumé needs some fleshing out 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1043 Where do you see yourself in two ears? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1044 I've asked you in to discuss dress policy. 1.2727 0.05279 132 107 14 11
1045 Hm, no, your face is drawing a blank. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1046 Your background’s a bit thin. 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
1047 Can I help you? You are looking rather drawn. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1048 Lavatory signage is impressive but I’d like to see a bit more on your resume. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1049 And how may I ask do you identify yourself?? 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
1050 At this company we emphasize bringing our whole selves to the workplace. Something tells me you’re not ready to do that. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1051 Now that we've peeled away the layers of trauma, how do you feel" 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
1052 I just feel really drawn to this position. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1053 Your résumé is thin and our search reveals no background 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
1054 A letter of recommendation? I've been built by recommended letters." 1.2722 0.04889 158 129 15 14
1055 I promise to be the best employee ever; and I can serve as a woman or a man; whatever you desire! 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
1056 He’ll see you now…kind of. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1057 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone a little more three-dimensional for this job. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1058 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with more substance. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1059 Can you at least pretend to look at me while I'm talking? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1060 So you are feeling like you’ve lost your sense of self? 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1061 I'm sorry, but you're all form, no substance. 1.2716 0.04798 162 132 16 14
1062 I suggest putting on a fresh face would be a good start 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
1063 You'll fit right in here at SlimQuick. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1064 I was hoping you could flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1065 Care to flesh out your resumé? 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1066 Sorry, we're looking for a candidate with more attention to detail. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1067 So this is your idea of 'shtick.' 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1068 So where do you see yourself in five panels? 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1069 Why are you always using the word figuratively? 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1070 I'd like you to flesh out your resume,Mr. Jones. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1071 It's not just the gaps in your resume' that concern me. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1072 So when you said on your resume that you were "just hanging"... 1.2708 0.05046 144 117 15 12
1073 You describe yourself as having stick-to-itiveness.... 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
1074 Your work shows you have no attention to details. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1075 So. How’s the diet ? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1076 Let's talk about the areas where you're feeling underdeveloped. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1077 So, you re interviewing for the bathroom sign job? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1078 You seem a little sketchy. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1079 We're hoping you'll stick around. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1080 I’m trying to flesh out your resume. 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
1081 I feel like people can see right through me! 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1082 Is that all you have to say? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1083 Your look is timeless. We can teach you the rest. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1084 Your references describe you as sketchy... 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1085 Could you flesh things out a bit? 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1086 I've had a lot of success with Ozempic. 1.2698 0.05568 126 104 10 12
1087 Other than being easy to draw, what else do you have to offer our company? 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1088 Would you describe yourself as a team player, or someone who likes to stick out? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1089 Simon Templar! Gosh,you haven't changed a bit. 1.2695 0.05121 141 115 14 12
1090 I have to ask you a personal question: When you get sunburned, do they call you 'Baton Rouge'?" 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1091 Unfortunately, we were hoping for someone with a little more substance. 1.2695 0.05021 141 114 16 11
1092 Are your mom and dad TransParent as well? 1.2695 0.04529 167 134 21 12
1093 You still haven't specified your pronouns 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1094 Could you flesh out your resumé a bit? 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
1095 I'm looking for fulfillment 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1096 I'm sorry, but that job is already not filled . 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1097 It's's a beginner's figure drawing class, so you're perfect for it." 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1098 What makes you think you can fill in? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1099 Who are you? I'm drawing a blank 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1100 This job is sucking the life out of me, Gloria. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1101 I’m not going to lie, your body of work is a bit thin. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1102 All our hangman positions are filled. 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
1103 We're looking for someone with a little more depth. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1104 You must be the one who's been a victim of identity theft. 1.2690 0.04820 145 116 19 10
1105 Could you fill in more about yourself? 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1106 Stanley, I’m afraid you are no longer carrying your weight at this company. 1.2690 0.04820 145 116 19 10
1107 We won’t leave you hanging, unlike your last job interview 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1108 And what makes you believe you'd make a great children's art teacher? 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1109 And no one is as transparent as I am... 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1110 I'm afraid we need someone with more depth. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1111 God I would kill for your figure 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
1112 We want you as a model for level 1 Cartoonists. 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
1113 Denise took a deep breath. "Come on, you're the HR Manager. You're trained to deal with sticky situations." 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1114 You wanted to review my outline. 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
1115 And are you still taking the new weight loss drug? 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
1116 Can you elaborate on what hanging around entails? 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1117 I'll follow up with HR to make sure they get you a copy of the dress code policy. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1118 So you are finding the transition to 3D animation challenging” 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1119 I see here you have a background in AI 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
1120 Tell me about yourself , I think your resume is a little thin. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1121 My last job just kind of wore me thin 1.2677 0.05297 127 103 14 10
1122 We offer a 401k and an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1123 'What you see is what you get,' is not a good answer. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1124 Great resumé but parts of your background seem a bit sketchy… 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1125 I'm sorry, but this job can only pay SIX figures. 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
1126 So Dan, did you have lunch yet? 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
1127 Though you talk a good show, i'm afraid I can see right through you. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1128 I'm here to help you flesh out your resume. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1129 I'm afraid your experience is a bit sketchy for this job. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1130 It says here your last job was posing for traffic signs? 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1131 Parts of your background are sketchy. Fill me in. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1132 You seem to be caught between circular and linear thinking. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1133 I'm very flexible 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
1134 I've seen better figures. 1.2671 0.04691 146 116 21 9
1135 Yes, we have a pretty strict dress code. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1136 I'm sorry, but this job requires a more...well rounded candidate 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
1137 Tell me about your life in broad strokes. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1138 I'm lean, I'm mean and I won't add any fat to the payroll. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1139 Just how flexible do you think you can be? 1.2667 0.05065 135 109 16 10
1140 You'll need to flesh out a few details. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1141 I feel so empty inside 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1142 As an art model, you would need to be comfortable posing nude. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1143 I’ll draw my own conclusions, thank you. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1144 I’m sorry for hanging your family as a child. 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
1145 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
1146 Frankly, your resume looks a little sketchy. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1147 I'm sorry, but we need to let you go. 'Pulling your weight' isn't enough. 1.2661 0.05261 124 100 15 9
1148 Wow! Your self portrait has a remarkable likeness. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1149 Your transparency is refreshing. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1150 I am sorry, but we find your gravitas lacking, although we admire your transparency. 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
1151 You're not giving me a lot to work with here. 1.2657 0.04957 143 116 16 11
1152 I'm reducing your dosage of Qzempic 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
1153 I'm sorry. We are looking for a candidate with more depth. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1154 Frankly, I find you a little sketchy. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1155 I appreciate your fundamental transparency, Mr. Stickman 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1156 I know you put your heart and soul into the company, but... 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1157 I'm going to recommend a change of diet. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1158 As you can see I'm being fully transparent 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1159 Everyone starts at pedestrian walkway sign, but car window decal is reachable within a year. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1160 I don't feel like anyone really sees me. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1161 What pronoun do you use? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1162 I need you to flesh out some of the details. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1163 Ozempic. Why do you ask? 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1164 Our modeling coordinator will see you now. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1165 It may be time to retire, you were one letter away from disaster 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1166 I see it as both a strength and a weakness. 1.2643 0.04926 140 113 17 10
1167 I can't decide if you're a man of mystery, or that I can see right through you. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1168 I see on your resume your last job was "Hang-man". Can you tell me more about it? 1.2643 0.05029 140 114 15 11
1169 My role feels one dimensional. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1170 Looks like casual Friday’s won’t be an issue for you. 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1171 We’ll get back to you as soon as we come to a decision. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1172 Can you help me flesh this out? 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1173 This resume needs fleshing out. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1174 You want to sue your cartoonist because he maligned you? 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1175 I 'd like to put a different face on HR. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1176 Well yes, allergies to wrought iron are fairly rare. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1177 Okay, Doc. Stick it to me. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1178 We’ve decided to make a change with our bathroom signage. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1179 What will you wear on Casual Friday? 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1180 I’m having trouble understanding you. Do you mind if I draw your mouth. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1181 The emoji desk is down the hall. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
1182 The intern assigned to shadow you has admitted that he is struggling with that assignment. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1183 So your previous position was eliminated due to Wordle? 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
1184 I just feel so empty inside. 1.2636 0.04194 129 97 30 2
1185 Do you have any work experience besides hangman and spokesperson for Jenny Craig? 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1186 All your colleagues are complaining about your gallows humour 1.2636 0.05337 129 106 12 11
1187 I just don’t feel seen 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1188 Well I do have one job opening on the back of a mini-van 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1189 I see. And when you're not working, where do you hang? 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1190 You are along the lines of someone we’re looking for. 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
1191 I know it sounds paranoid, but I think someone wants to hang me. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1192 We have a lot of stock-photo opportunities available for your demographic. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1193 I'm having a hard time finding your profile. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1194 Thanks for bringing this to HR's attention, we're drafting a policy prohibiting 'Hangman' on company computers. 1.2632 0.04994 133 107 17 9
1195 So, how well do you work with figures? 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
1196 So, you say you feel you're feeling empty? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1197 We thought your résumé was a little thin, but now I can see why." 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1198 The only open position I have right now is notebook margin doodle 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
1199 I’m sorry, we’re looking for someone a bit more detail-oriented. 1.2624 0.04895 141 114 17 10
1200 And how are your 3D computer skills? 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1201 Your work history is somewhat sketchy. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1202 I hope we can expand upon the barebones resume you submitted. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1203 We're looking for someone with a lot of stick-to-itiveness. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1204 Can we please stick to the figures, Ma'am? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1205 Did X refer you? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1206 If I turn to the side I disappear completely. 1.2619 0.05425 126 104 11 11
1207 My major characteristic? I'm very transparent. I hide nothing." 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
1208 We don't think there's enough dimension to your character 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1209 We need to cut back your Ozempic dosage. 1.2614 0.04708 153 124 18 11
1210 Maybe we can flesh things out a bit. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1211 Well your resume is pretty thin. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1212 Greg, this new minimalist lifestyle you have is getting out of hand. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1213 We’re looking for an applicant with a bit more depth — and a higher BMI. 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1214 "Pl_y_ng the v_ct_m c_rd, _r_ w_?" 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1215 I'm sorry, but we are looking for someone who is a bit more substantial. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1216 I heard this company keeps a skeleton staff so I’d be perfect 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1217 Your resume is similarly sketchy... 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1218 Casual Friday doesn't mean 'no pants'. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1219 Dogs love me 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1220 But, can you stick with it? 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1221 Your resume states that you do not require bathroom breaks--is that true? 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1222 I see you've drawn a blank 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1223 You appear to lack depth for this job. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
1224 You're in luck. We are starting up an obscurity department. 1.2606 0.04760 142 114 19 9
1225 The management will see right through you 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1226 Wow, that Ozempic is really working for you. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1227 I do have a job opening as a model in an art class for beginners. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1228 So, what I'm hearing is you want a fuller life. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1229 Just stick with it. 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
1230 I loved you in Slippery When Wet. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1231 I'm afraid you lack the depth we were looking for. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1232 Get back to the drawing board. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1233 If we give you this job, what makes you think you can stick with it? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1234 I can be whatever you need me to be. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1235 This is your final warning: our “No Shoes No Shirt No Service” policy also extends to our employees. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1236 'Your first impression leaves people wanting more." 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1237 Its not easy being AI version 1.0 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
1238 Your resume says you were in over 300,000 PowerPoint slide shows from 1991 through 2007, which is certainly impressive, but you've been unemployed since then? 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
1239 Not a good idea to stick out around here. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1240 I see you’ve done a lot of cartoon modelling. 1.2595 0.05263 131 108 12 11
1241 Your resume is a little sketchy. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1242 If I hire you, how long will you stick around? 1.2593 0.05147 135 111 13 11
1243 We're looking for someone... a little more rounded. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1244 It’s a sketch show and I’m still fleshing out the details. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1245 Well, I am afraid all of our positions have been filled, although I could use a coat rack. 1.2593 0.05147 135 111 13 11
1246 Ever since Wordle came along I can't seem to catch a break. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1247 Sorry, we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1248 When H.R. told me you wanted to stick it to the man, I didn’t think you were being literal. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1249 I think I’ve been a victim of identity theft. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1250 We were hoping to work with someone with skin in the game. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1251 Well, we do have an opening in the sculpture garden 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1252 Zoom doesn't do you justice 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1253 I appreciate your transparency. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1254 Is there a reason you didn’t want to sit directly in front of me? 1.2586 0.05354 116 94 14 8
1255 And you hope art school will help? 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1256 I do like your posture. 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
1257 Frankly, you're a little sketchy for the position. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1258 Is there an ‘e’ in your name? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1259 You really don’t see the irony in applying to be a fire warden?” 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1260 I need you to put some flesh on those ideas. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1261 So, at the end of your nightmare, you always get hung? 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1262 You'll need to flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1263 I don’t know — I feel so empty 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1264 May I use your restroom? I can’t hold it in like I use to. 1.2574 0.04895 136 110 17 9
1265 I called you in here just to see if we can fill in some things about you. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1266 I’ve penciled you in for Thursday. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1267 Well,you certainly meet the minimum qualifications. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1268 As I told you last time, Mr. Figure, the company has a strict dress code. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1269 One day I'm a leading rest room sign model and then poof! 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1270 Remind me of your qualifications to be a staff illustrator? 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1271 Can you tell me WHY you want to stick it to the man? 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1272 You failed your psychology test because of your superficial self portrait. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1273 I'd say my best quality is my stick-to-it-iveness. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1274 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1275 Is ChatGPT your first name or your last name? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1276 Our clients expect a little more substance. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1277 Yes, we did advertise for a lineman, but… 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1278 Before I hire you let’s have a talk about which rest room you would use. 1.2562 0.05318 121 99 13 9
1279 Well, we've connected the dots; now let's try to fill in some of the gaps, shall we? 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1280 Sorry, but we think your story needs to be fleshed out. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1281 At my last job, I felt they never really saw me. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1282 Perhaps you could fill in some details about yourself? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1283 Even if you can prove Wordle is just computerized Hangman there’s still no lawsuit here. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1284 My biggest weakness? Sometimes I stretch myself a little thin. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1285 Under skills you put "detail oriented"? 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1286 I see no need to draw this out. 1.2558 0.04154 172 137 26 9
1287 Actually, at this company having no personality is a plus". 1.2558 0.05310 129 107 11 11
1288 I'm just not sure you have the stomach for this job. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1289 So,I understand that you want to be filled in? 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
1290 Frankly, we were hoping for someone more three dimensional and not so empty headed. 1.2556 0.05080 133 109 14 10
1291 I think we need to draw a line under this and move forwards. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1292 I'm sorry, but you've been penciled in for tomorrow at this time. 1.2556 0.05080 133 109 14 10
1293 and what makes you think you have an eating disorder? 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1294 We’re sorry to let you go, but I’m just not seeing any substance.” 1.2553 0.04972 141 116 14 11
1295 Your lab work came back fine 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
1296 let's fill in a few personal details, shall we? 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1297 Of course we are looking for the most well rounded applicant. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1298 "We're looking for someone well-rounded." 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1299 Your resume is rather sketchy. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
1300 Unfortunately, your background is a little sketchy. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1301 You seem like a person who will stick with the company. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1302 I see Hangman on your resume. Anything else? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1303 I feel so 2-dimensional 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1304 Why I’d be delighted to endorse your weight loss product. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1305 6’3” and 215 pounds 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1306 Maybe you can fill in a few of your personal details for me. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1307 Am I getting the full picture here? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1308 What sticks out about your past experience? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1309 I assume you are applying for the job as virtual assistant? 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1310 I noticed from your rear windshield that you have children. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1311 Your profile needs a little fleshing out. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1312 Your resume looks good...and for a banker you seem to be pretty transparent. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1313 I prefer working remotely, I'll be here, but barely. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1314 Thanks for coming in. I’d like to start by apologizing for repeatedly requesting that you turn your zoom camera on during our first interview. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1315 Care to explain why your resume is blank after kindergarten? 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1316 Don't try to make excuses for your bad behavior, I can see right through you! 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1317 In five years I hope to improve my profile." 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1318 Your resume seems a bit thin to me. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1319 You went too far with your juice cleanse. 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1320 I am sorry, but I do have to ask fro your pronouns. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1321 Tell me about your education after kindergarten 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1322 Errr-about that dress code. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1323 We mostly work with figures. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1324 I see that your form is not filled in. 1.2535 0.04941 142 117 14 11
1325 My last job left me unfulfilled 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
1326 Unfortunately Henry, your coworkers feel you’re no more than an empty suit. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
1327 My mother always told me that when God handed out bodies I must have been at the end of the line. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1328 You may recognize me from my work on @whiteboard_daily 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1329 It was a sticky situation. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1330 My parents? Well, my father was an alcoholic and my mother was a pencil. 1.2523 0.05790 111 93 8 10
1331 Congratulations, you're the only applicant the AI let through. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1332 Describe how you solved a problem with simplistic hand gestures and comical body poses. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1333 I can pencil you in for an appointment next week. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1334 No, no, we certainly don't discriminate against pipe cleaners, we run a clean operation here. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1335 You seem to have taken simplifying your life to an extreme. 1.2522 0.05502 115 95 11 9
1336 You should know we value transparency. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1337 We are concerned that you are not eating enough ... 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1338 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SINCE YOUR LAYOFF FROM HANGMAN? 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1339 It's like my partner and I exist in different dimensions. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1340 Your background is a little sketchy. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1341 You make a fine point. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1342 We’re looking for someone detail-oriented. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1343 Help me flesh out a few details about the real you 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1344 Dr. I feel so schematic... 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1345 Mr. Wells will see you now. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1346 You'll need to gain 35 lbs. to get the Crosswalk gig. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1347 IT says here you are a bare bones guy and a stickler for detail. 1.2519 0.05123 131 108 13 10
1348 Are you always so transparent? 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1349 Are you fasting today? 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1350 I can be anyone you want me to be. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1351 Where do you see yourself in 3 dimensions? 1.2519 0.05228 135 113 10 12
1352 You're one wrong letter away from being terminated. 1.2519 0.04900 135 110 16 9
1353 So where do you see yourself in 5 brushstrokes? 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1354 What skills would you bring to our organization, Mr. Hangman? 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
1355 You'll be able to squeeze through tight spots, that's for sure ! 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1356 Your resume's a sham. I can see right through you. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1357 Now I see why your work is so one-dimensional. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
1358 So your name is Clippy and you used to work for Microsoft? 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1359 I recommend going back to the drawing board. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1360 Which weight-loss drug have you been taking? 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1361 Unfortunately, Midjourney and Dall-E have made you redundant in marketing, accounting, and editorial cartooning, but we have an opening in Ms Phipps's pre-k class. Are you willing to train in finger painting? 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1362 You say on your resume your last job just left you hanging? 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1363 I think we need to back off the Ozempic a bit. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1364 Also, your resume seems sketchy.. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1365 Your resume says your last position was, "hanging on a men's room door." May I ask why you left that job? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1366 Welcome. I'll fill you in with the details tomorrow. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1367 So, tell me if you see yourself five years from now. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1368 Yes I tend to stick out in crowded rooms 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1369 I'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1370 You're résumé's a little thin. 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1371 We were hoping to beef up our staff. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1372 We just need you to flesh out some items on your résumé. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1373 You may want to flesh out your resume a bit... 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1374 I think we can taper off your weight loss plan now. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1375 As you can see on my resume, I started my career in Children’s Illustration, and then pivoted more toward Health and Safety opportunities; exit signs, etc.” 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1376 Perhaps I misspoke when I asked you to simplify things around here. 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
1377 Mr. Ellison, I presume? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1378 I feel like I'm seeing less and less of you these days. 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1379 Your references describe you as flat and one dimensional. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1380 Sticking to your diet? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1381 I'd stick with this figure if I were you 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
1382 I always feel I’m only one letter away from a hanging 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1383 I'm all about transparency. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1384 Now please give me your canned answers in response to my meaningless interview questions. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1385 Obviously: "Could we try to flesh out your resume a bit? " 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1386 It’s an intermittent fast diet. I eat once a year. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1387 This job is just draining me. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1388 Please come back when you have it all figured out. 1.2485 0.04343 169 138 20 11
1389 Yes, we do have gender neutral bathrooms for employees. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1390 Interesting…could you flesh that out a bit more. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1391 Other than playing “Hangman “ did you have any other roles? 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
1392 I'm sorry, your credentials seem a bit sketchy. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1393 Wanna play hang man? 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
1394 I started with Oprah--then did Donny and Marie--then Akins and finally GoLo and reached my ideal weight... 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1395 Do you have a bathroom preference"? 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1396 So, I'd like to hear more about how you once managed to narrowly escape the gallows." 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
1397 How long do you think you'll stick around? 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1398 Now stick with me on this 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1399 So all you did was give up carbs? 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1400 I’m worried you’re spreading yourself too thin. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1401 I just wish your proposal was a bit more fleshed out 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1402 Don’t worry about being overdrawn. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1403 Yes, but how do I know you are the guy from hangman? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1404 The job pays stix figures. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1405 I'm tired of just doing restroom signs. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1406 You’re going to want to flesh out your resume. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1407 Think you'll stick around? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1408 Laura, I'm afraid you'll have to wear a triangle so we can identify you as a woman. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1409 You need to fill out your resume. It’s a little thin. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
1410 Could you flesh out your resume a little more? 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1411 I see everything I need to know. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1412 Other than your work on crime scenes, what else have you done? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1413 We need somebody who can cut expenses to the bare bones. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1414 So tell me more about this game you played as a child. First your friends would guess a letter, then what happened next? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1415 We’re really looking for someone a little more well-rounded 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1416 Yes, I'm familiar. My boss doodles you all the time. 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
1417 I can see why you're having an identity crisis 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1418 ‘We are looking for someone more well rounded.’ 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1419 Can you elaborate on how your prior experience as an associate lavatory door indicator prepares you for the open position of pedestrian cross walk indicator? 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1420 What's wrong? You look drawn. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1421 My preferred identity is a genderfluid doodle. 1.2476 0.05707 105 87 10 8
1422 You strike me as someone who would stick around. 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1423 We do charge a flat fee. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1424 And it was after the last incorrect letter that they hung you? 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1425 For the last time, you cannot tell our employees "this is a stick up". 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
1426 You need to stop calling in stick. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1427 I can say I do not think dieting is the solution. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1428 Your resume seems a bit thin. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1429 BLANK 1.2462 0.05012 130 107 14 9
1430 Should I fill you in on the details? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1431 I want to grow with your company and be seen as more than just an empty suit. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1432 Can you please explain the gaps in your resume? I need help understanding what “H_NGM_N IC_N” means. 1.2460 0.05000 126 103 15 8
1433 I see now why you said you were a self made man. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1434 We can start you with a stick figure salary. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1435 I appreciate your sticktoedness, but I'm afraid we are looking for a bit more substance. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1436 How long have you had appendages, Mr. Spoon? 1.2460 0.05000 126 103 15 8
1437 You’ve been promoted to Director of Downsizing. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1438 I am sorry, but this job requires someone with a lot of guts. And that is just not you. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1439 Sir, this was supposed to be a FACE to FACE interview. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1440 You're so hard to read with that blank look of yours. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1441 If you want to work here, you've got to be able to stick it out. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1442 We're happy to say that you really did stick the interview! 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1443 You realize that we could hang it all on you. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1444 What I lack in experience, I more than make up for in stick-to-itiveness 1.2459 0.05115 122 100 14 8
1445 Is there an "H"? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1446 I'm afraid we can't have you sticking around. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1447 I'm afraid we're looking for someone more... well-rounded. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1448 Do you think of yourself as open-minded? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1449 I just wasn't feeling comfortable in my own skin. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1450 Okay. We'll consider using 'Stick Figure' on our pronoun list. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1451 Will you abide by our dress code? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1452 If you got the job,would you be ok wearing some clothes? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1453 The draughtsman will see you now. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1454 I’m having trouble reading you. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1455 Could you possibly flesh out your resumé a bit? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1456 Are you really Simon Templar? 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1457 This is what Artificial Intelligence looks like. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1458 I’m sorry - we’re looking for a more well rounded candidate. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1459 No… I’m drawing a blank 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1460 I need to know… does this State have the Death Penalty? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1461 Hmmm," thought Margie, "maybe he's just a bit too thin. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1462 As for your greatest strength, it's obviously your stick-to-itiveness. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1463 Well,your bloodwork results came back,and you are definitely in ketosis. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1464 I see the diet worked 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1465 Which doctor prescribed this diet again? 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1466 Welcome to the Ozempic sales team! 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1467 The sketch artist will be here shortly. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1468 You’re asking me where the washrooms are? That’s your whole job! 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1469 I think you would be perfect for the live action Hangman movie 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1470 I’m just here to stick it to The Man. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1471 I would rather be a straw person than a stick person. Can you help me? 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1472 Are there any additional details you can share with me? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1473 Who are you reporting as missing? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1474 Sorry but we’re just not another faceless corporation. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1475 Playing Hangman on company time violates our policies 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1476 Clearly, this is a case of stolen identity. 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1477 You obviously can stick to a diet. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1478 You’re hanging on by a thread. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1479 Can you flesh out your resume a little for me? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1480 I just can't seem to put on a happy face these days. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1481 Frankly, your resume looks a little thin. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1482 And one of our core values is transparency. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1483 It says here you spent the last eight years as a pipe cleaner, do you want to elaborate? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1484 How do you handle the pressure of an eraser? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1485 Your co-workers seem to find you a bit sketchy. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1486 Now let's flesh out your work history. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1487 What’s your secret to staying so slim? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1488 Can you pose for me as if you were suddenly subject to high voltage powerlines? 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1489 I took keto too far. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1490 Your body of work speaks for itself 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1491 Let's flesh this out a little. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1492 What about stones? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1493 We have a casual dress code here, but you are taking it a bit far. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1494 As I explained at the PTA meeting, the hangman “game” is giving little Timmy nightmares. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1495 I'm afraid your resumé looks a little thin. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1496 In some exciting news, we've named an insect after you. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1497 I'm sorry. We actually called for "shtick" in our help-wanted, but our printer made a typo. 1.2424 0.04943 132 109 14 9
1498 You know we have a dress code,right Slim? 1.2424 0.04943 132 109 14 9
1499 I was hoping you could flesh out your resume for me. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1500 Well, at least you were able to slip the noose. 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
1501 I'm sorry. I just don't see any substance here. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1502 I want a job that will really round me out. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1503 I recognized you from your artwork in my kindergarten class.” 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
1504 I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you now. 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1505 You can either resign, or we will keep guessing letters. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1506 Everyone treats me like a stick in the mud but I feel like there so much more to me than meets the eye. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1507 We place a lot of value on simplicity here. Is that something you’re comfortable with? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1508 I'm pretty sure management will see right thru you. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1509 You really need to flesh out a personality if you want to make it around here. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1510 Well, do you feel sketchy? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1511 Do you really expect me to hire a naked person? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1512 May I ask, Ozempic? 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1513 Sounds a little sketchy to me. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1514 Let's be realistic. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1515 And here, in our three-dimensional world, we call this 'mansplaining.' 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1516 Yes, I do think clothes make the man. Why do you ask? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1517 I assume your wife and kids are still stuck to the minivan. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1518 I'm afraid we are looking for someone whose resume has a bit more substance. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1519 You're profile seems incomplete. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1520 Well have you considered taking a more linear approach 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1521 For now, we would just like you to stand near the men’s room. 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
1522 Was there anything you didn't like about your last job 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1523 Your whole application looks sketchy to me. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1524 We aren't going to cancel Bring Your Dog to Work Day because one person complains. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1525 Sorry to keep you waiting so long. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1526 I think this job will really round me out. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1527 Be advised that our company doesn't recognize being a stick figure as a handicapping condition we need to accommodate. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1528 I admire your versatility. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1529 That really seems like more of a straw man argument. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1530 I see right through you. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1531 Can you lift 50 pounds? 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1532 Yes, I’d say you can stop taking the diet pills now. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
1533 "We do value transparency in this organization." 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1534 So tell me again. The hip bone's connected to the what? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1535 We’re looking for go-getters who are multidimensional. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1536 Thank you kindly for your interest! .. but, We were actually looking for a buff & hunky, no-time-to-shave young Ernest Hemingway bearded, offshore oil rig roughneck working, NewGen undiscovered Vogue runway Model, kinna guy with, calloused hands & a blue-collar Dad-Bod in REAL oily overalls for our "Light Your Summer~Fall BBQ" Ad campaign 2023 here at The Long & Skinny Match Stick Company, LLC. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1537 I’m afraid you’re in New Hampshire, where hangings are still legal and word games are taken very, very seriously. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1538 You'll need to flesh out this resume a bit more. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1539 I want to hire you, but you seem sketchy to me. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1540 You appear drawn! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1541 We may have to erase your left leg. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1542 The algorithm will see you now. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1543 Thank you, but, we prefer someone with more...personality. 1.2400 0.05131 125 104 12 9
1544 I'm 6'3", and I weigh 215# 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1545 I’ve been feeling empty. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1546 Once again, your work is simply lacking necessary detail. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1547 The interview is going well, but you're resume is...one dimensional 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1548 Perhaps you weren't informed. We don't do Casual-Fridays. 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1549 Sorry, the hangman position is no longer politically correct. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1550 I'd like to help you Mr. Curtis, but I'm drawing a blank. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1551 I feel so used… I never make it to the final artwork 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1552 I feel as if I’m drawn to you 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1553 Some employees have been complaining about your lack of clothing. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1554 What we really need is someone with some backbone. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1555 So, you wanna stick it to the man? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1556 Let's discuss your verbal communication skills. 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
1557 You need to make some more cuts to your team. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1558 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with a more multi-dimensional perspective. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1559 So, you’re applying for the elementary art position? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1560 I was lead to believe by your resume that you were a man of substance. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1561 Dr. Rorschach will see you shortly. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1562 You could say I live up to my children’s expectations 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1563 You're _ired. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1564 Look, no one's a saint. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1565 Your resume is pretty sketchy! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1566 Just stick to the figures, sir 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1567 Your Resume appears to be a bit thin... 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1568 We're looking for employees like you; those that will stick around. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1569 She said I was too one dimensional. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1570 I think the diet is working. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1571 When we asked you to be transparent with us, this isn’t what we meant 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1572 How long did you say you have been on Ozempic? 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
1573 We are sorry to inform you that we are replacing you with emoji's. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1574 You don't seem like you have anything to hide. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1575 You aren't looking yourself today." 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1576 So, do I understand that you wish to remain anonymous? 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1577 Your resume doesn't seem quite complete. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1578 I'm afraid we are not ready for your kind of extreme transparency at our company this time. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1579 You say your hobbies are children's art, rear window decoration and word finding puzzles? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1580 Have you experienced any side effects from the medication? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1581 I'd like you to meet the rest of the team...can you stick around? 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1582 May I call you Stick or do you prefer Mr. Figure. 1.2377 0.05212 122 102 11 9
1583 Well,I will say you’re nothing if not transparent. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1584 Well, look at you, sticking it to the man! 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1585 'We've decided to give the job to Stones." 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1586 I fit in easily 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1587 So you’re saying your previous employer didn’t really draw on your strengths? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1588 Yeah, well, AI has me all wrong! 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1589 Your résumé is rather sketchy. Could you flesh it out for me? 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1590 The call was for "sick" patients. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1591 I'm guessing 'they/them'? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1592 Would you be willing to color outside the lines? 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1593 I need you to tell me which rest room should I use. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1594 What do you look like when you are angry? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1595 I don't know doc, I'm feeling kinda empty. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1596 So you're a model. Have I seen your work? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1597 Do you have any experience slipping on wet floors? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1598 I'm sorry. We're looking for a details man. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1599 Go, figure. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1600 You have lost some weight! 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1601 So, tell me about your experience in graphic design. 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
1602 About your resume, could you also put some meat on the bones? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1603 Oh, I get that a lot, but I wasn't the man they tried to hang. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1604 From what I see, your resume seems a bit padded. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1605 Sorry I kept you waiting so long. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1606 I’m no saint! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1607 While your resume is certainly impressive, we’re looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1608 Honestly, Mr. Figure, your case seems a little thin. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1609 But you have to have a pronoun. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1610 You're the kind of person to whom I'm inexplicably drawn. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1611 You’ll fit right in, our CEO is one-dimensional too. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1612 I can be whomever you want me to be 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1613 they never guessed a single vowel! 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1614 Are you a he or a she? 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1615 People keep telling me "You're not all there." 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
1616 Come on, don’t leave me hangin’. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1617 My pronouns? 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1618 First, let's discuss your diet. 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1619 I’m sorry, we have to let you go. HR has received too many complaints that you’re just not showing up. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1620 Your resume suggests that you lack substance. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1621 How long have you felt two dimensional? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1622 This resume is rather bare bones. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1623 It says here your account is underdrawn. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1624 My transparency can be both a strength and a weakness. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1625 I'm sorry - we're looking for someone who's good with figures. 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1626 Your background looks sketchy. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1627 You’re missing a letter with your resume. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1628 I believe transparency is the best policy. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1629 Yes, I think you have a very strong case for reparations from anyone who ever played the hang man word game. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1630 I’m taking you off the Ozempic. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1631 Could you flesh out things a bit more? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1632 I just feel invisible around here. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1633 Sorry, I'll have to fill you in later. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1634 If you can maintain your absence of gender, social, and racial signifiers, you’ll be a shoe-in as our new communications chief. 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1635 I'm sorry Mr Hangman, I can't sell you any life insurance. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1636 Since when did you start to have self esteem issues,Mr Templar? 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1637 We are looking for some more well rounded. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1638 I’m feeling a little drawn, lately. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1639 I thought your resume lacked depth; now I see why 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1640 So… What are your pronouns? 1.2339 0.04255 171 142 18 11
1641 I'm sorry but your role is being erased. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1642 You keep saying you are there "for position only," but what does that mean? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1643 I have you penciled in for tomorrow at this time. 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1644 This job doesn’t define me. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1645 You’re a great actor. Why would the studio ever typecast you? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1646 Good thing you came in for a checkup, Miss Stickney — you look quite pale and drawn! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1647 Chad tried to explain the situation, but he couldn’t stop feeling that, with every misplaced word, every wrong letter, he was slowly hanging himself. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1648 Looks like you forgot to fill out one of our forms. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1649 I am afraid that the only way to resolve your back pain is to increase your core strength. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1650 My life feels so one dimensional." 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1651 Thanks for sticking around. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1652 Our firm works with facts, not figures. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1653 To be honest, your resume is rather thin. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1654 Mr. Hangman, is there and E in your first name? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1655 Wondering if you could flesh that out a bit more for me. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1656 I think we’ll need your work outline a little more filled in. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1657 Well, you seem perfectly in line with the requirements for this job. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1658 Yes, I really am Johnny's dad. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1659 I'm sorry, Sir, but we were looking for someone more ... three-dimensional. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1660 Good News: No More Radiation Treatments 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1661 …and what might be your pronouns? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1662 I was erased from my last position. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1663 Your resumé is impressive, but we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1664 Tell me more about how they couldn't guess the word in time. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1665 So, you fear dogs are going to fetch you. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1666 They told me to "stick it to the man", but I wasn't sure if they were referring to me 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1667 Let's start by fleshing out your experience, then your entire body. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1668 We're actually looking for a straw man. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1669 This won't do. Let's go back to the drawing board. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1670 Mr. Stick, your life insurance application was rejected because you're made of wood, and you smoke! 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1671 I really don't think you should lead our body dysmorphia support group. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1672 I can’t ask this, but do you ever wake up scribbled? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1673 We received a complaint from someone on the ladies' room door. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1674 So you were assigned to the men's room door, although you identify as female? 1.2315 0.05520 108 91 9 8
1675 I am wearing clothes. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1676 Well, as a matter of fact, we do have an opening in our Hangman game... 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1677 Lav, it's my sad duty to inform you that we're instituting unisex bathrooms and your position has become redundant. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1678 I've had some complaints about the blank stare and the lack of appropriate office attire. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1679 I have to be honest, you seem a little sketchy. 1.2314 0.05347 121 103 8 10
1680 Your résumé is a bit thin….Can you flesh it out? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1681 We'll have to figure out how to beef up your resumé. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1682 You’re work here is really starting to stick out. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1683 If we hire you,how long will you stick around ? 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1684 The job description did say “get back to basics” 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1685 Ask me anything, I've got nothing to hide." 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1686 Your last job was disposing of corrosive chemicals? 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1687 I see you are already familiar with the employee benefits package 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1688 Of course I can do the job! I am a stick-to-it kind of guy! 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
1689 Sorry, but we're hiring only well-rounded applicants. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1690 I am afraid we are looking for someone with a little more... substance. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1691 Do not let your 5-year-old's artwork define your identity. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1692 I started my career in the field of boardroom whiteboards. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1693 Would you mind filling in the gaps? 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1694 Can we just stick to exactly why you're here! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1695 I’m reinventing myself, so I’ve let go of everything I was and I’m starting from the bare basics. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1696 I'm a blank slate. . 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1697 I'm surprised you didn't include "transparency" in your list of good qualities. 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1698 So, can you flesh out your work experience for me? 1.2302 0.05060 126 106 11 9
1699 You seem a bit thing on experience for our graphic design position. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1700 Your resume seems a bit bare bones... 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1701 I must admit, you're the most two-dimensional candidate we've interviewed. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1702 Oh yeah, I’ve heard them all: coat hanger, twisty tie, pipe cleaner, wire face, sliver hips, stick pretzel… I’m pretty thick skinned. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1703 But you didn't fill out your form... 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1704 We're not sure the Art Department is the right fit for you. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1705 So you feel a cape is the answer? 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1706 Marc, I think you need to flesh out your idea. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1707 My first suggestion would be to stop hanging out with poor spellers. 1.2294 0.05473 109 92 9 8
1708 There is more to me than meets the eye. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1709 It will be challenging to sell lipstick without a mouth. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1710 You misunderstood, the position pays six figures. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1711 And you feel you are the victim of body shaming. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1712 How do you feel about body shaming? 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1713 You say that you met him on his trip down the river Styx? 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1714 I am especially good at getting down to the basics. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1715 As you can see, I have no baggage. I'm you ideal candidate. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1716 Why would you think weight is an issue? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1717 Frankly, some pedestrians in the area have complained that you give off the wrong signal. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1718 Understand you want to be part of our bare bones crew. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1719 So how do you feel about erasers? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1720 Despite your stick-to-it-iveness, your coworkers say they can see right through you. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1721 I completely understand your need for self-expression, Mr. Toody; but, to be fair, we did hire you to be a stick figure. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1722 I just finished reviewing your resume and your work. I see when you were a four year old, you were a subject in the early ‘Draw-a-Child’ experiments. How to you feel that experience has prepared you to be our next New Yorker cartoonist? 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1723 I'll fill you in with the details later. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1724 I have to say, your resume is a little sketchy. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1725 Look, all I’m asking for is a face. Heck, I’d even settle for the Have a Nice Day smile. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1726 Can you tell me why you are interested in art school? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1727 Please try to stick to your story. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1728 If you get the job, how long are you intending to stick around? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1729 wow, you look like shit 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1730 I remember when you were just a twig. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1731 It may have something to do with your diet. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1732 I value your transparency 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
1733 Do you have any other experience modeling other than the handicap signs? 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
1734 Let's make this simple.... 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1735 Are you fasting,again,Eddie,or is this another hunger strike? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1736 Can you fill me in a little bit more? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1737 „I have a sketchy past“ 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1738 Tell me about yourself 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1739 I want you to sue all those people who are continually drawing me without paying me anything, in violation of the copyright statutes. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1740 Theres a lot of people who want men like you to hang 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
1741 What do you mean when you say you’re a “work in progress?” 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1742 I heard you were looking for a skeleton crew. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1743 Your CV is a bit thin. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1744 Your performance has fallen flat. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1745 I have to be honest...you may be a bit one dimensional for this position. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1746 We need more transparency from you. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1747 Mind if I just stick around? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1748 Do you have any linear modeling experience? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1749 Your colleagues have complained you’re only giving the bare minimum 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1750 So, I guess it is safe to say we both have body image issues. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1751 We were hoping to fill in a little identifying information for you, Mr. Stick. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1752 We don’t have job openings for men’s bathrooms signs anymore except in our offices in North Carolina. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1753 You might be interested in our dress code. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1754 What's your schtick, man? 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1755 Your resume's a little thin, too. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1756 To be honest, your case is also pretty thin. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1757 I wish the cartoonist could have completed this job interview drawing. Not sure what to say to a stick figure. I guess the writers strike is having it's affect everywhere! 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1758 All we need is for you to sign on the dotted... err... 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1759 Don't worry, I use dental floss. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1760 I’m going to need you to fill me in. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1761 I'm having trouble seeing you as our face for all inclusive vacations. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1762 How flexible are you? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1763 It all started when I was just a little dot. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1764 Your resume is impressive but we need to fill in a few details. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1765 So, besides your work as the Face of Hangman, can you tell me a little more about the gaps in your resumé? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1766 Your resume is a mere outline with no real substance. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1767 Where do you see yourself in five pencil strokes? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1768 Where do you see yourself in 3Ds? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1769 Have you considered decreasing the dose of Ozempic? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1770 Let's flesh your resume out. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1771 First, you'll have to fill out your form. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1772 Please use this interview to flesh out what your resume hasn’t. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1773 I’m just not drawn to life. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1774 I'm afraid your outline for the project needs some fleshing out. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1775 we're looking for someone who's more of a stickler for detail" 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1776 Listen Stickler, we’ve always had your back. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1777 Your resume needs to be fleshed out a bit more 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1778 You can't keep hiding 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1779 Before we start, perhaps you'd like something to eat? 1.2256 0.04846 133 112 12 9
1780 We thought we ought to flesh out your resume. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
1781 People only see me as a one-dimensional character. I am so much more. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1782 So what draws you to this kind of work? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1783 And are the gallows in the room with us right now? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1784 In your case, I'll just give you an outline of your job. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1785 Your resume seems a bit sketchy. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1786 I promise to work right down to the bone! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1787 So tell me more about why you want to be a sign model. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1788 To be honest, your performance has been a little sketchy. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1789 I’m terribly sorry, but you lack the dimension required for this position. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1790 Could you flesh that out a little? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1791 You are OK For casual Fridays but most of our departments require clothes the test of the week. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1792 So, you'd like to know if you can make a libel claim against the artist for being badly drawn? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1793 You'll be happy to know that we have a free cafeteria 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1794 *I'm taking you off Ozempic." 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1795 Sorry, but we are looking for someone who is more well-rounded. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1796 Wow, those new drugs people are using for weight loss are really amazing! 1.2248 0.05072 129 110 9 10
1797 'A shadow of your former self' is a bit of an understatement. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1798 I know how to think outside the lines." 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1799 I am taking you off the Ozempic! Aimee Wing - Los Alamitos 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1800 So tell me again how you escaped from Flatland. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1801 Stop giving me that blank look. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1802 The doctor won’t be much longer 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1803 Don’t you stand for anything?! 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1804 The job description read, 'stickler for figures,' not 'stick figures'. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1805 Well, if you'd lose the arms and legs, we could use you as a desk lamp. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1806 You realize that by applying for this job you must know how to do figures 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1807 How long exactly have you been on a gluten free diet? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1808 Maybe if you didn't dress like a slut, you wouldn't get sexually harassed all the time. 1.2241 0.05488 116 100 6 10
1809 I’m not sure you’re right for us. You seem a little sketchy. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1810 So tell me, what drew you to our company? 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1811 Stiff? No, I said I'm feeling stick. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1812 I’m sorry sir but we have to draw the line somewhere 1.2239 0.04695 134 112 14 8
1813 I just don't want to be the token stick man. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1814 It was lucky that I was able to pencil you in. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1815 I'm afraid you lack a little substance. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
1816 We are working on a position we haven't quite fleshed out that might be a good match for you. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1817 We are in a sticky situation, aren't we. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1818 Things are bad. We can't even afford a skeletal staff. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1819 yes we do have a position for a weight loss coach 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
1820 You don't look at all like your picture. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1821 Mr. Templar, apparently you're not the Saint you once were. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1822 Let me get this straight. The children keep trying to hang you? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1823 ...and your caricature? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1824 YOU REALLY NEED THIS JOB. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1825 We need to go back to the drawing board on this one; the outline is promising, but I’m looking for a little more dimensionality. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1826 Your resume is a little thin. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
1827 Of course, we’ll have to flesh out the details. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
1828 I think we should start by fleshing out the situation. 1.2231 0.05181 121 103 9 9
1829 Your name on the application is incomplete. Are there any “e”s? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1830 Do you have any last words? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1831 I need to flesh out your application. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1832 You seem like a nice guy, Mr. Smith. It's just... there's very little detail about you here. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1833 I would argue that a lack of distinguishing features is itself distinctive. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1834 Yes. Outlines will be much of your duties at Pencil Publishing. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1835 Your presentation offers a general outline, but it would be great if you could fill in some of the details. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1836 We need to talk about the office dress code 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1837 Let me reassure you: we do value transparency! 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1838 Spare me the details 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1839 I can see right through you. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1840 I am extremely adaptable. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1841 At this time of year we don't have many requests for figure skaters. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1842 I must warn you that tenure here depends upon your body of work. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1843 It can be kind of sticky here but you'll find it's worth it. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1844 I'm afraid I can't answer your question--I've drawn a blank. 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1845 This job has taken everything out of me. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1846 I can see your problem. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1847 Come back when you've been drawn by somebody older. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1848 I think you misunderstood when we advertised for a wire-frame modeler. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1849 Why would you oppose non-binary bathrooms? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1850 They say you know how to stick it to the man. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1851 I was one vowel away from never seeing Teresa and the kids again. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1852 I’m here for my personal training session. Looking to go from stick to action figure. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1853 I see you are a linear thinker 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1854 I'm sorry, we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1855 There appear to be a lot of gaps in your resume, Mr _ _ A _ E. 1.2214 0.04881 131 111 11 9
1856 We do have an opening in Hangman 1.2212 0.03922 113 88 25 0
1857 Well, to be honest, your resume is a little thin... 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1858 Talking to you has taken the greatest weight off my shoulders 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1859 Listen, you are allowed to show all your dimensions. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1860 I’ve been having trouble grasping the dimension of this situation 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1861 I’m sorry, but you just aren’t believable! There’s just not enough of you… 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1862 The side effects may include weight loss, and in some cases, the eradication of your identity. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1863 Next time, please knock. Just slipping under the door is so inappropriate. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1864 We really like you, but this role requires someone more… detail-oriented. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1865 And in what dimension do you identify? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1866 Actually, we do have a linesman opening in our A I electrical department. 1.2211 0.05831 95 81 7 7
1867 I feel like I've lost all perspective, doc. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1868 You might try a retro look. Have you considered a halo? 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
1869 You cannot always be so linear. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1870 you hung in there! 1.2205 0.03859 127 100 26 1
1871 Marty,isn’t it time you filled out a bit? 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1872 I’m afraid your background is a bit sketchy. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1873 And do you have any dietary restrictions? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1874 I was thinking i would be able to put a face to a name! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1875 Your past employment record looks a little sketchy. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1876 Choose our school,and I promise you'll become a solid citizen. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1877 We're finding that a small percentage of patients just completely disappear with the new weight loss drugs. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1878 No halo, Mr Templar? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1879 Don't give me the same old schtick man. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1880 Would you care to put a little meat on the bones of your resume? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1881 I hear what you're saying, but your body language is sending me an entirely different message. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1882 Actually, we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1883 I see through you! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1884 I’m an excellent mediator because I have no skin in the game. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1885 Hmmm, do I get one more guess? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1886 Your resume seems a little bare bones. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1887 Seek BFA from FIT 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1888 These side effects will resolve once your treatment is completed. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1889 Ask anyone: I worked myself to the bone at my last job. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1890 Obviously, the teacher did not intend to be culturally insensitive. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1891 I'm afraid you'll still have to go through the security X-ray. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1892 You can be anyone we want. You’re hired. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1893 I can fit in anywhere 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1894 I feel... incomplete 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1895 Welcome to Matchstick.com 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1896 That's where I draw the line. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1897 Can you flesh that out for me a little? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1898 We're considering you for a vacant position we have. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1899 I understand that due to the strike you are only hiring skeleton crews 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1900 I find that you lack substance, but I appreciate your transparency. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1901 If you had a bellybutton We would offer you Healthcare 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1902 I’ve always wanted to be an art class model.” 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1903 Don't make me spell it out. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1904 We’re going to hire you because transparency is a major part of our Company’s policy! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1905 Unfortunately, your ideas are a bit thinly sketched... 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1906 You've shown me the basic outline, but now let's flesh out the details. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1907 Doc, I feel like a mere outline of my former self 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1908 So, you say you have erasure anxiety? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1909 You know I can see right through you. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1910 Frankly, I find you a bit sketchy. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1911 Sorry, but I'm not going to renew your Ozempic prescription. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1912 Yes, this is a "Finishing School", but not the kind you think it is. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1913 We are looking for someone with a less less transparency and a little more substance. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1914 Missing an appointment because it was too windy is no excuse. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1915 How many more letters need to be guessed before you’re hung? 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1916 Don't give me that look. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1917 Well, you’re a wiry fellow. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1918 Your resume lacks substance. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1919 I feel so drawn 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1920 Sorry, but I think we're looking for someone with a bit more substce. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1921 Yes, you do look familiar, but from where, my mind is drawing a blank. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1922 So you think you might be anorexic? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1923 There are a few details I need you to flesh out 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1924 I think you need to put a few more details on your resume 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1925 If there is a second interview, are you OK using FaceTime? 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1926 Tbe outline interests me, but we need to flesh out the details. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1927 I'm trying to decide if you qualify for our diversity requirements. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1928 In my spare time I play hangman. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1929 I am concerned you lack enough substance for the job. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1930 … well your experience is a little thin… 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1931 And you say you are looking for a match made in heaven? 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1932 I’ll pencil you in for next Thursday. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1933 I bring no baggage to the job so you can imprint me as needed. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1934 This job search has taken a lot out of me. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1935 I like what I’m seeing , but can you flesh it out a little more? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1936 You will need to fill in the blanks. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1937 I do know how it feels to be told you have a stick up your ass. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
1938 We were looking for someone with more depth. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1939 We don't see many resumes that stick out like yours. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1940 With the SAG strike, if you are willing to scab, this could be your shot. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1941 No, but we do require everyone at least to wear a tie 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1942 Things might not be so linear. 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
1943 Yes, we can help you find your family. Mini-van or SUV? 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1944 Your resume, too, is without much substance. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1945 Well mr. Jones. Your the perfect figure for the job. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1946 Now that your mind is clear... 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1947 Just a few questions to flesh-out your résumé... 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1948 Not sure. Something simply drew me here. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1949 Do you do graphics? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1950 Where do you see yourself 20 years from now? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1951 My credits include "WET FLOOR." 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1952 We've had some complaints about your flaunting the dress code. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1953 You look great on paper but your concept plans lacks depth. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1954 How's the diet going? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1955 We were hoping for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1956 How do you see yourself for this job? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1957 Can you tell me more about the drug commercial you acted in?’ 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1958 You’ll need to fill in the blanks for me 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1959 Rest assured that in this company, you were hired to be more than just a pretty face. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1960 I’m looking for a job with the opportunity to branch out. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1961 So words can hurt. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1962 Okay, so it IS personal. I just think you look sketchy. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1963 I can't believe I'm the only one who sees through your little, 'I'm always transparent,' nonsense. 1.2151 0.05892 93 80 6 7
1964 Wanna grab lunch—ever? 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
1965 I have a strong backbone, that’s why you should hire me. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1966 Can you draw? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1967 Any chance of getting a halo? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1968 Your bio is much too sparse. Could you fill in some details? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1969 I see you prefer the bare essentials. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1970 It's an honor to meet you, I used to draw you all the time. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
1971 Is there anything you could tell us to flesh out your résumé a bit? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1972 I’m used to being stretched thin. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1973 When did you first think you might be anorexic? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1974 Good Morning Mr. Stickler. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1975 Your resume looks very thin. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1976 So you're looking for a figurehead? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1977 Be honest with me Doc, am I just a figment of a 6 year old’s imagination? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1978 So you’ve just been hanging on the fridge since 2012? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1979 Your résumé is also rather thin on details. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1980 Let me be clear. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1981 Tell me more about your modeling experience. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1982 I feel like you always do the bare minimum. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1983 I understand you haven’t fleshed out the job requirements. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1984 Unfortunately, there are lot of vehicles with stick figure families pictured on them, sir... they aren't necessarily YOUR missing family of stick figures. This will be a tough case." 1.2143 0.04861 126 107 11 8
1985 It’s ‘hang person’ here. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1986 Where do you see yourself in five years...or do you see yourself? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1987 This position needs someone with a little more substance. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1988 Any other weaknesses, Mr Twodey? 1.2137 0.04725 131 111 12 8
1989 I'm afraid we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1990 Actually, we're looking for someone with more...uh...more...uh..." 1.2137 0.05268 117 101 7 9
1991 What makes you think people can see right through you? 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1992 My ex says I was a real stick in the mud 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1993 I would encourage you to bring your whole self to work. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1994 Can I be fully transparent with you? 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1995 So you don’t think we give you enough recognition? Well, some might say that you don’t pull your own weight! 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1996 Your CV was kind of schematic, too. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1997 Frankly, your resume lacks substance. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1998 Well, the job description did mention transparency... 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
1999 When we advertised for a man whose disciplinary style was more ‘stick than carrot’, I’m afraid this wasn’t what we meant… 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2000 Tell me, how were you drawn to this position? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2001 Stick to the topic, Mr Figure. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2002 You might recognize my cousin from the restroom door. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2003 You're giving me that same empty look as my ex-husband. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2004 No resume? 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
2005 I don’t think I can help you. You don’t have a wallet. 1.2131 0.04831 122 103 12 7
2006 I see this interview as a chance to flesh things out. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2007 I would say my best trait is that I am very detail oriented. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2008 I see from your resume that you've done a lot of modeling. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2009 Let's see if we can flesh this out... 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2010 You say you think your Creator lacks imagination? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2011 So, you believe the earth is flat? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2012 I think you’re qualified for the position, but it’s really tough to read you sometimes. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2013 We’re here to flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2014 I’m really struggling to find my pronouns 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2015 Can you flesh it out a little? 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2016 One thing in your resume sticks out. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2017 Honestly, it was because your portfolio is a little underdeveloped." 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2018 For one, your resume could be a little more fleshed out. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2019 You know I can see right through you and your lies Mr. Jones. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2020 Yes,we have a transparency policy. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2021 We really need to flesh this out. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2022 Let me break this job down to the bare bones... 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2023 Hmmm, ok, let's start with how 'you' perceive yourself. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2024 So what pronouns do you go by? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2025 So, how do you identify? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2026 I'm reluctant to hire you because your background seems a little sketchy. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2027 As a matter of fact, we do offer generous stick leave. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2028 You realize our bottom line has nothing to do with stick figures. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
2029 As long as you’re not a stick in the mud you should do fine. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2030 You've got a great outline, Bob, but I think you need to flesh it out. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2031 My greatest asset is my stick-to-itiveness. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2032 I think you need to spend some time working on yourself. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2033 You're going to need to flesh out this work history for me. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2034 Here at Walbash, Walbash and Walbash, LLC we do have a dress code. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2035 It looks like you prefer to keep things simple. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2036 It just took everything out of me, Doctor 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
2037 We were looking for a more well-rounded applicant. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2038 It looks like you don't eat much, which is perfect for our pay rate. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2039 And when did your wife leave you for an emoji? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2040 Would you please flesh out your curriculum vitae a bit for me? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2041 I need a stick figure income 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2042 I want to hire you, but you have a very thin profile. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2043 People find you a little narrow. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2044 Frankly, your memoir needs some fleshing out. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2045 Could you flesh this out a bit for me? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2046 I want to know more about the guy behind the face 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2047 You're not interested in the gym membership? Mmm, I see. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2048 Any other references besides popsicles and corn dogs? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2049 Let me guess, Mr. Smith—bulimia? 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2050 Congratulations on your loss of 325 pounds but we're searching for someone who didn't take their goal quite so seriously. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2051 I think you'll fit in nicely. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2052 We're looking for more of a detail person. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2053 Perhaps you should consider filling out your own form first. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2054 Your résumé looks a bit padded. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
2055 Stick...okay,is that Mr. Ms. or Mrs.? 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2056 The jury will see right thru you. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2057 Is that a door knob or did you just cough! 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2058 Let's face it, this is a sticky situation. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2059 Your experience seems a little thin for the position. 1.2100 0.05559 100 86 7 7
2060 Silly me; I was going to suggest you flesh out your resume... 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2061 Let me flesh out your job description. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2062 Honestly, your performance has been sketchy at best. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2063 We believe your Resume was padded. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2064 What you see is what you get 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2065 I'm here for my dilation appointment. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2066 What do you mean we’re paying “starvation wages”? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2067 Maybe you took intermittent fasting a little too seriously! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2068 I’m afraid you lack the depth needed to understand what I’m saying. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2069 So, Mr Templar, lost your halo? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2070 It, they, and its. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2071 The final part of your interview is a series of matchstick problems 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2072 So, can you flesh out your resume a bit? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2073 Everyone tells me I should stick to what I'm doing. But I think I should branch out. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2074 It says here on your resume you have extensive experience guessing letters.” 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2075 Your resume is a little sketchy. Can you fill us in on some details? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2076 Usually people come in looking to fill the position. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2077 The position was for a line man not a man of lines. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2078 While I do admire your 'stick-to-itiveness', I'm afraid your chances are slim, Mr. Linea. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2079 You can skip the sexual harassment training 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2080 Let’s see if we can flesh out this resumè 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2081 So no health insurance, but you would like fire insurance.... 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2082 I think you may need to flesh out your resume a bit 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2083 Since I turned 50, women don't seem to see me any more. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2084 I see you're a big fan of casual Fridays. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2085 The ad should have read 'six figures,' not 'stick figures.' 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2086 Kids get me. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2087 Doctor, I just can't shake this feeling that i was conceived on the back of a matchbook cover. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2088 You’d be a great addition to the roster of plus-sized models we represent. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2089 I worked in other multinationals bathrooms signs before 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2090 It would seem your only option is to write blank checks. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2091 I hate to stick it to you like this, but you're fired. Why? Go figure. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2092 You listed “stick-to-itiveness” as one of your strengths; can you elaborate? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2093 Haven’t I seen you before? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2094 I just feel so...incomplete. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2095 Your resume needs some filling in. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2096 are you nervous? You seem a little stiff 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2097 I’m sorry, the boss had to to step out for a minute - would you be willing to stick around until he gets back? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2098 First the good news. Your bone density numbers are fantastic. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2099 I just know you're going to fit in. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2100 The pay is fine, but I’ll need a guarantee that it’s an eraser-free work environment. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2101 We told you from the very beginning, we work people to the bone here. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2102 I see you hanging onto the past and hearing that you feel incomplete 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2103 I_POSTER S__DRO_E 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2104 I'm afraid your chances are slim. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2105 I woke up like this... Flawless 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2106 I have the unique skill of making complex ideas seem simple! 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2107 So your current position is giving you a chronic sore neck and persistent sense of doom. Any guesses why? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2108 So you're willing to work straight through the day without a lunch break? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2109 Why are you giving me a blank stare? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2110 You're being promoted from bathroom sign to exit sign model. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2111 So you're feeling a little one-dimensional? 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2112 I can see why you embellished your resume! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2113 Well, I’m a work in progress. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2114 Look, I've read your first draft, and all the characters just feel a little one-dimensional. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2115 Tell me your name again--I think I've drawn a blank. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2116 Weren't you and your family on a back window sticker? 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2117 I see here that you beat the Hangman algorithm. Tell me more about that. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
2118 So…. Any side effects from the Ozempic? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2119 I'll need help filling in the blanks 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2120 Your calorie-restricted diet appears to be working. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2121 Your resume is kind of thin - could you flesh it out a bit? 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2122 I’m not sure you have the guts to get it done. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2123 And with every letter…it was like a game to them! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2124 My preferred pronouns? It and its 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2125 You’ll get the dog, and your wife will keep the child and the house with the squiggly line coming out of the chimney. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2126 Reveal something about yourself not on your resume. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2127 We will need to see a resume. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2128 I, too, was once like you 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2129 Where do you see yourself in five doodles? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2130 It's time for you to flesh out your resume. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2131 I’ve been having thoughts of hanging myself lately 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2132 I adore your novel but the characters need more fleshing out 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2133 Could you flesh your story out a bit. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2134 You free to hang after work? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2135 You looked more rounded in your resume' 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2136 Sorry,doctor,but I have gone blank. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2137 When did you first notice this feeling of emptiness? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2138 Yes, I've been on the intermittent fasting diet, why do you ask? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2139 HR will look into your clothes optional request. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2140 Nothing to hide? Why, I can see right through you. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2141 We’ll never leave you hanging here at Wordle. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2142 …because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it people like to draw me 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2143 Could you flesh that out for me 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2144 We would like you to flesh out your resume with a bit. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2145 Sorry to let you go, Hoffman, but we need to trim the fat around here. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2146 If you would fill out your form sir, we could continue the interview. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2147 Briefly, how well do you relate to nonstick figures? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2148 I'm afraid we're looking for someone has the whole picture. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2149 Your Transparency to date has been appreciated 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2150 Why did I leave the last job? My boss really hung me out to dry. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2151 Any gender confusion? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2152 You,of all people,should be able to stick with me here! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2153 We're looking for someone to fill in right away 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2154 People always seem to underestimate my complexity. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2155 My greatest strength is not having any tells when I play poker. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2156 Well, you look like same as your picture. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2157 Frankly, your resume is a bit sketchy. What more can you tell me about yourself? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2158 I didn't start the fire. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2159 I bet we can stick you in somewhere 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2160 While we appreciate your application, we're looking for someone a bit more fleshed out. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2161 What are your pronouns, please? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2162 I know you're hungry, but we'll be done soon. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2163 I was warned that you have a habit of sticking it to your employers. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2164 Let’s see if we flesh out the gaps in your work history a bit, okay? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2165 Sorry; we are looking for someone well-rounded.. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2166 'I stick to my job' 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2167 We're looking for someone transparent to work here. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2168 'I'm sure someone can pencil you in.' 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2169 Now tell me again what exactly is your line of work? 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2170 Your answers seem a little one dimensional. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2171 I'm a big fan of your work at crime scenes. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2172 I see here you claim to be related to my desk lamp? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2173 I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin, Mr. Jones. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2174 Did you say crosswalk or overpass? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2175 Is the artist in? 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
2176 Have you lost weight? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2177 We've determined that you are devoid of any individuality. Congratulations, you're hired. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2178 Concept's great. Flesh it out and get back to me. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2179 Your salary will be in sticks figures. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2180 How long did you work for the lazy cartoonist? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2181 Is Hangman your only experience in the gaming industry? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2182 Your sticktoittiveness is a model for all of ys. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2183 Are you from the skeleton crew? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2184 These are all great ideas Bob, but you really need to flesh them out. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2185 I see that you are being extremely transparent. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2186 Look, I'm going to be honest. Pursuing likeness royalties from kindergarteners is going to be difficult. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2187 We support flexible work schedules, but we haven't seen your face in the office in weeks. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2188 I see here that you are willing to waive health insurance benefits. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2189 The wildfires haven’t been easy for any of us. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2190 At this time, we’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2191 Your application is missing a lot of details, and now I see why. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2192 Sometimes I just feel like my whole life is a guessing game. 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2193 I need you to flesh out your resumé. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2194 There are a thousand others just like you who want this job. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2195 We're looking for someone with a bit more dimension. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2196 Have you asked them to try another word? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2197 I used to be Waldo. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2198 Your challenge is not your lack of transparency,rather your lack guts. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2199 We like to hire well-rounded people. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2200 Have you always been this wiry? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2201 You're much more complex than you appear. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2202 may be time to cut back on the Ozempic 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2203 Sorry. You're barely suited for the job. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2204 I can tell you right now Mr. Smith, an X-Ray will not be necessary. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2205 I’d like to take some time to flesh out our agreement. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2206 So exactly what line of work were you in? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2207 Let's see if we can't flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2208 So, tell me…when was the exact moment you started feeling empty inside? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2209 I see AI has penciled you in 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2210 I wish I could help, but no one is hiring pipe cleaners anymore. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2211 Do you dress differently on casual Fridays? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2212 Your Co-workers think you are a stick in the mud. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2213 I made it all the way through Hangman. Now what? 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2214 Well, I'll give you this -- you're not just another empty suit. 1.2035 0.05053 113 97 9 7
2215 When did you first see your wife on your neighbor's windshield? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2216 I'm afraid you just don't have enough character. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2217 I don’t doubt your stick-to-itiveness… 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2218 I’s there an empty vacant room available? 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
2219 Trust your gut,Ramón. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2220 I understand you have a complaint concerning our Weight Watchers products. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2221 So what is your shtick, I mean, specialty? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2222 I'm sorry, you just don't have the right substance for the job. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2223 Got any other empty headed ideas? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2224 We're looking for someone a little more 3-dimensional..." 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2225 Where do you see yourself in five strokes? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2226 Tell me where you see yourself in five strokes? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2227 And how did you feel when he guessed 'z' two times in a row? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2228 And where do you see yourself in the next 10 seconds? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2229 We're looking for a detail person. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2230 So why do you think you'd be a good match ? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2231 I’m sorry, Mr. Smith, but the position of pipe cleaner no longer exists. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2232 Your resume appears a little thin. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2233 It would be helpful if we had more details about you 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2234 You’re gonna need thicker skin for this role. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2235 Your problem is you have absolutely no skin in the game. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2236 I think you're the perfect candidate for the face of A-I, congratulations ! 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2237 So...tell me why you are the most qualified to be our line producer 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2238 I don't have time to fill you in but it's a new sketch. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2239 I know you wish to remain anonymous but we still need a little more information for our records. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2240 Exactly where 'In the sticks' do you live? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2241 Do you have experience clinging to the rear window of an SUV? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2242 I believe in a bare bones approach. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2243 I'm here to outline my qualifications for this job. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2244 Excellent. We just need someone to fill in. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2245 Sorry, but we find your CV is just a little too sketchy 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2246 I hope there is more to you than meets the eye. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2247 I think you misunderstood the memo stating that the office would be running on a skeleton staff for the summer. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
2248 Our last VP was an empty suit. We're going in a different direction this time. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2249 Your IMBD credits don’t list ‘The Saint’” 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2250 You seem one dimensional to me. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2251 Thanks for pencilling me in at such short notice 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2252 We typically keep our skeleton crew offline 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2253 I like your outline, Jones, but I think you need to flesh it out." 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2254 No secret, mainly just keto to be honest. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2255 Can you work under pressure? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2256 I see that you can be whoever I want you to be. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2257 Yes, yes… very interesting. But we hired you for your simplicity. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2258 Oh, I see here you previously modeled for vogue 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2259 I'd love to help, but it's a pre-existing condition. 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2260 Help! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2261 Can you flesh out your resume a bit? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2262 I need you to flesh out your background. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2263 ChapGpt...that is moi. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2264 Sir. You seem a bit sketchy to me for this position 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2265 I found your resume to be a little sketchy on the details. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2266 We’re looking for someone more developed. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2267 I don't think you're going to get any more Ozempic 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2268 Just eat carbs, Mr. Keto. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2269 You forgot to put your face on today. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2270 I would like to meet single, attractive Labrador Retrievers. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2271 You're looking thin and drawn. I suggest you use some of your vacation time. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2272 Can you say more about your experience as a line worker? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2273 We appreciate your sticktoitness. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2274 Can you flesh out your background a little further? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2275 Congratulation's! I think you will feel right at home here at the “Stickman's Pencil Company”. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2276 Tell me,who is your dietitian? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2277 What other hobbies do you enjoy besides word games? 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2278 You are the perfect fit for our bare bones project. You’re hired! 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2279 Can you see me,too? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2280 And were your parents very animated? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2281 That sounds sketchy. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2282 Have you thought about taking up poker? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2283 You could be exactly what we are looking for. A two dimensional person with plenty of space between the ears. 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2284 Let’s get down to the bare bones 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2285 You need to fill out this form. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2286 I feel like you're a little too transparent. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2287 I'm sorry that we can't offer you a position, but we like our employees to be more well rounded. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2288 Some find the patchouli oil a little overbearing. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
2289 You've lost so much weight that I almost didn't recognize you. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2290 I'm sorry, we have no openings for pipe cleaners at this time. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2291 I thought you were supposed to be the fill-in. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2292 I was hoping you could flesh out some of the details in your resume 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2293 We need to work on building your image 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2294 Your resumé, among other things, needs fleshing out. 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2295 I don't know what to tell you. I really thought those protein shakes would do the trick. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2296 If we hire you, will you promise not to eliminate my job? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2297 I don’t know doc, I feel like a shell of a man; I’ve barely got all of me drawn together most days. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2298 Some of your comments were out of line. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2299 We prefer shallow and hollow people in this company, since they are easier to replace. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2300 I don’t feel comfortable going to the company picnic—when I was twelve my father died in a freak s’mores accident. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2301 But my face is still so ROUND!! 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2302 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
2303 Yes, minimalism does have its place, Mr. Black, but not here at the Rococo Institute of Art." 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2304 I think your diet is bit low in fat. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2305 You don't seem fully committed. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2306 I understand you a have question about the company dress code. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2307 The sticking point is that your resume is too thin 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2308 You'll be fine. Just stick with it. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2309 Is this about the all-gender restrooms again? 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2310 I admire your transparency. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2311 Your reports lack substance, Is that an issue with you 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2312 Mr. Stones will be with you shortly 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2313 Wire you here? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2314 I think we need to flesh out your problem a little more. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2315 And what makes you figure that you can just stick around here? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2316 Staff tell me you are hard to read. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2317 Now, how much experience have you had playing hangman? 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2318 Your novel has possibilities,but you really need to flesh out the characters. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2319 Your background looks a bit sketchy. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2320 Of course, I’m non-binary. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2321 I can see you're a real stickler for details. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2322 Do you have any job experience as a coat hanger? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2323 So,do you want to fill in the picture for me or do I have to call your parents? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2324 First, you'll need to fill in some of the blanks. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2325 So, you were referred by AI? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2326 Thank you for applying but we are looking for someone to be the face of the franchise. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2327 We need to address the gaps in your work history. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2328 Hey, eyes are up here. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2329 AI in training. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2330 Casual Fridays 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2331 The fact that you've constructed yourself entirely out of dried beef stick snacks from the gas station is MOST impressive. However, you are aware that you are applying for a position with PETA? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2332 There's also not much substance to your resume. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2333 Can you flesh it out for me 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2334 Hasn’t this process been drawn out enough? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2335 You've lost a lot more than your self-esteem 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2336 And how long have you been on this new diet 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2337 We are looking for a multifunctional person with a certain stick-to-it tiveness. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2338 Let me guess, you're here to stick it to the man. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2339 I just want to feel whole again 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2340 You can’t fool me — I can see right through you! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2341 Your resume isn’t fleshed out enough 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2342 We are making the transition to a faceless staff so you are in luck 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2343 When, I asked you to draw upon from the memories of your inner child, I wasn't expecting this! 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2344 I see from your resume you have extensive experience in sign modeling. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2345 We're primarily interested in clothed candidates. 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2346 It’s a shame we can’t meet face-to-face. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2347 I'm afraid your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2348 I'm sorry, that's an error. The salary is for *six*-figures. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2349 I’d have to say my ability to stick with the job until it’s done. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2350 You may use any restroom you choose. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2351 You’re great on paper but fairly underwhelming in person. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2352 Tell me, again, why it is you see yourself as a kindergartner. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2353 I think we should go over your form line by line. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2354 So tell me why you decided to leave you last job as "Senior VP of the Hangman Group" 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2355 It all started at a sketching class. I was the model. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2356 You should always consult a physician before starting a weight-loss program, and now you know why. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2357 We’ll need to see your genitals. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2358 We need you to fill in some details; your resume was rather sketchy. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2359 Your manuscript shows promise, but your characters need fleshing out. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2360 Yes, you're a scribble of your former self. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2361 I guess there's no point asking you to flesh out your CV for me. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
2362 I see, so you’d like to be referred to on the record as “Stick Person”, not “Hang Man” as previously recorded? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2363 Well you certainly look great on paper,but your references are a bit thin 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2364 We like to hire linear thinkers. 1.1959 0.05607 97 85 5 7
2365 I'm afraid that you are going to have to flesh out your resume. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2366 Yes, I did ask for a brief outline. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2367 You really need to beef up your answers! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2368 Your resume appears to have some gaps. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2369 All your ideas seem so two dimensional 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2370 Let’s pencil you in for next week. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2371 Excuse me sir...are you really sure you want to work with a bunch of cartoonists? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2372 please let there be an “R” …. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2373 I have basic skills 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2374 Sorry, but we're looking for someone a bit more well rounded. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2375 Do you think you could flesh out your story for me? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2376 Your name escapes me. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2377 You've lost weight. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2378 HR says you need to provide more details for your 'rest room signage' complaint. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2379 We're looking for someone who can fit in anywhere. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2380 Don’t worry — they usually guess the words pretty quickly. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2381 My resume? I'm everything, everywhere, all at once. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2382 Please don't read between the lines. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2383 Besides your “stick-to-itiveness” and being a “stickler” for detail, what else qualifies you for this position? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2384 I see from your resumé that you're from the sticks. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2385 Your self-effacing humor has gone too far. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2386 You are the ideal candidate for our Back-to-Basics campaign. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
2387 It’s OK, many of our managers have artificial intelligence. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2388 Starting on Monday, I'll need you to wear clothes to work at least two days a week. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2389 We think you'd be a great fit here - at least on paper. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2390 I'm sorry, you're resumé just feels a little... two-dimensional. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2391 Details! I need more than a rough outline. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2392 So,tell me more details why you left xkcd. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
2393 I’m sorry, but those are all the details we can give you right now. 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
2394 So you've worked with nobody before? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2395 I'm sorry, but losing at Hangman does not really qualify you for a job with Wordle. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2396 So you know AI inside and out! 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2397 Don't not look at me like that. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2398 People are so three dimensional today it’s sickening… 1.1944 0.03826 108 87 21 0
2399 Your temp work experience is extensive, how do you fill all those gaps? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2400 Perhaps you could flesh that out. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2401 We can forgo the x-ray, but you'll still need to get bloodwork done. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2402 We wear casual business attire on Fridays. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2403 I’ve been feeling a bit flat lately, Doctor… 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2404 i'm feelin a lil sticky lately... 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2405 Where do your see yourself in 5 brush strokes? 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2406 This will be a rather quick and painless procedure. Can I assume that you will want us to use the extra thick Sharpie?” 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2407 And what gender do you identify with? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2408 Is this the part when we talk about sticks and stones? 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2409 What do you mean I look sketchy? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2410 Feel free to skip the meeting. I'll fill you in afterwards. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2411 I think you Ozempic dose needs a slight adjustment. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2412 Your portfolio is profound, but we're looking for something a little less iconic. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2413 You're so transparent! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2414 Tell me more about your experience at WeightWatchers. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2415 I don't know what it is but this job doesn't make me feel whole anymore. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2416 It says here you're good at word games, Mr. Hangman. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2417 So you've been a stunt double in The Thin Man, The Invisible Man and Matchstick Men. Have you done any romcoms? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2418 How many figures are we talking? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2419 My greatest strength is having an open mind. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2420 I'm sorry, but the position is filled in. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2421 I get the feeling that you're just drawing out this meeting. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2422 If you accept this position, we will let you know how we need you to identify based on our equity requirements. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2423 Minimalist, eh? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2424 'Someone of backbone'...I see: and how would your peers describe you? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2425 Describe yourself in a broad outline. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2426 Your work experience looks a little thin. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2427 Flesh it out for me, would you? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2428 I think you should stick to it. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2429 What fillers would you recommend? 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2430 Could you flesh out your resume a bit more? 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2431 You’re just not a very well-rounded candidate. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2432 I should be able to see you on Thursday 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2433 It’s great to finally put a face to a name. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2434 Sorry, we’re letting you go- we just feel like you’re not well rounded enough for the position. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2435 Unfortunately, there’s currently a glut in the market for hangman roles, however, I can get you a cameo appearance in the new production of “The Invisible Man” being shot this month at ‘Mer-A-Lago’. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2436 Well, HR is looking for a new manager. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2437 Secret portfolios. Slush funds. Insider trading. You will hang for this, O'Brien. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2438 Take this form to HR and fill in the blanks 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2439 We're looking for more of 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2440 I think we should cut down the Ozempic for now. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2441 Can you flesh out what you mean. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2442 Your perspective on this may be a bit one dimensional. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2443 You are as thin as your resume 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2444 Your resume says you're in stick sales. Tell me more about that. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
2445 Do you have preferred pronouns? 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
2446 Where is you suit? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2447 I'm sorry, but the EEOC does permit us to discriminate on the basis of dimentionality. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2448 Stop lying. I can see right through you. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2449 I took your advice and connected the dots. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2450 I'm going to need you to start filling in some details 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2451 I was really hoping you could fully embody the position 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2452 Your resume also needs fleshing out. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2453 And uh, how long have you been on bathroom doors? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2454 So we meet yet again 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2455 Sorry, but we’re looking for a hologram. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2456 I am sorry, but this job does not require the ability to squeeze through very narrow openings 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2457 Welcome 009, we have been expecting you. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2458 You’ll need to lose at least 15 pounds before we’ll even think about considering you for the fall show. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2459 So you're looking to branch out from restrooms and car windows? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2460 I'm curious. What made you want to be a preschool art teacher? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2461 I have seen a lot of drawings of you around town, Mr. Fiddlesticks. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2462 Other than a total lack of muscles, what would you say is your biggest weakness? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2463 And what exactly do you propose we remove to make you a woman? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2464 It's the pits when the only game people will play with you is hangman! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2465 I see by your resume you were born in the sticks. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2466 I'm afraid you don't bring much substance to this company. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2467 My persisting nightmare had manifested itself; I was at work, naked. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2468 The silence grew more awkward as Peggy from HR realized Edward was not going to say a word about the bathroom incident. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2469 I can see that you have nothing to hide. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2470 You don't have much on your resume. Or face. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2471 He’s on a call right now, but feel free to stick around. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2472 Sorry, dear, but we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2473 Accounting has expressed concern that you may be depreciating. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2474 What is your past experience with make up art? 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2475 I can see that you are an expert at hangman. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2476 I'm just feeling blank. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2477 So, you're unhappy because you don't feel seen at work? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2478 Hey, we all started where you are now, figuratively speaking, but work hard, gain some perspective, and you'll really develop some character. Who knows, maybe you'll be the speaking character some day. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2479 If you stick with our company you’ll be able to really build yourself up. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2480 This is the most bare-bones resume I have ever received 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2481 Is your wife a good cook? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2482 But, I've been a Strawman here for 25 years! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2483 Our weight loss drug needs a spokesperson. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2484 I'm sorry, we have no openings for warning sign models at the moment 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2485 Let me flesh things out for you. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2486 Oh...this explains why your resume was so thin 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2487 If you can make figures stick, you're hired" 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2488 Why, yes. I AM a live wire. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2489 I have problems fitting in 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2490 This idea doesn't seem fully fleshed out. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2491 Without the plea deal, you risk getting hanged. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2492 Who told you this was "bring your child to school day"? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2493 Can you tell me how you intend to flesh out? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2494 I believe the term you're looking for is 'stick person'. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2495 Identity theft doesn't have to be a permanent condition. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2496 How long did you say you’ve been taking Ozempic? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2497 I'm sorry, but we need someone with more depth in the position. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2498 We have something open with a wife, two kids and a dog on the back window of a Volvo. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2499 As a child, did you have difficulty expressing yourself? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2500 Ahh yes, just how I drew it up 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2501 It was this or the burka. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2502 2000 light years is a long way to travel for an interview. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2503 No, we only offer Sick Leave, not Stick Leave 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2504 I take it back, it was a very accurate self portrait 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2505 Can you flesh out your prior work experience just a bit? 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2506 We love your CV. What are your pronouns? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2507 I hear you start out in a Life Drawing Class. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2508 Preexisting conditions are not covered. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2509 Your CV is a little too thin 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2510 So your first job was on a British spy TV show with a guy named Roger but lost your halo after the show got canceled ? 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2511 You’d be replacing our straw man who’s retiring. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2512 You should see me on Casual Friday." 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2513 I'm afraid your desk has been emptied too. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2514 I’m afraid the company is going in a more three-dimensional direction. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2515 For some reason, I'm not convinced I am getting the complete picture. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2516 I'm glad we could talk today; you've seemed a little wired lately. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2517 I see you were a model employee at your last job." 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2518 Tell me a little about yourself 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2519 Now you're being one-dimensional! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2520 I literally put my life on the line 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2521 Good Afternoon,Mr. Smith. Please let me know what you can bring to the table as part of the new Weight Watchers team. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2522 So why do you think you'd be a good model for our beginners' drawing class? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2523 I’m promoting you to branch manager. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2524 What makes you think you could be the face of our company? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2525 Minimum wage? Minimum me. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2526 So, you can see through me too? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2527 Let’s not draw this out. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2528 The office dress code is business professional which means men must wear suits. Is that a problem 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2529 The rough outline is great, but you need to fill in the details. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2530 So this is what you look like when you're off camera? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2531 I don't have a stick up my ass. A stick is my ass! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2532 How did the Warden react to your hunger strike? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2533 I think the editor might've uploaded the wrong file 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2534 Tell me again about your body of work 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2535 Sticktoittiveness, eh? Any other strengths? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2536 I wouldn't say that you're the shadow of your former self. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2537 Can you fill in your background more for me, please? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2538 It just doesn't seem like your all here. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2539 He’s running late but asked that you stick around 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2540 I'm sorry, we are looking for people who are multi-dimensional. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2541 Your body of work feels a little thin. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2542 I just feel like I’m being used as a straw man here 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2543 Yes, I currently work at XKCD but I’m ready to make a move to the New Yorker. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2544 I know DEI managers are being refused by some, but I think I can represents the one identity that is finally hated by everyone. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2545 You should stick to paper, figuratively speaking. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2546 The only job I see here for you is in a game named Hangman. That's fine, I like games. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2547 I’m sorry, we were hiring last week but then we had to draw the line. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2548 In my view, you just don't have enough meat on your bones. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2549 New client wearing you a little thin? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2550 Your resume looks interesting, but we just need to flesh it out a little. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2551 Let me stick it to ya- our applicants definitely require a lot more substance 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2552 Fortunately, we reject all applicants who are well-rounded. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2553 Sorry,the name Twiggy is already taken 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2554 I feel like your résumé doesn't tell the full story. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2555 All I said was "drop a few pounds for the shoot"!!! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2556 Very impressive - it says here you did the job of everyman. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2557 I'm sorry, but I don't think you can grow into the position. 1.1887 0.03818 106 86 20 0
2558 Is it me or are you spacing out? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2559 Your resume would benefit from some fleshing out. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2560 I'm sorry. What's My Line has been out of production for decades. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2561 Can you tell me about your previous crime scene positions? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2562 ... then Microsoft replaced you with a talking paper clip? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2563 Why would you even think of jumping to Mattel? Etch A Sketch made you. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2564 Of course you look familiar. Your head is a mirror. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2565 I will pencil you in. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2566 Could you try to be more detail-oriented? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2567 Your resumé seems rather sketchy, young lady. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2568 We hired you to think outside the box. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2569 Thanks for coming AI. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2570 I never forget a face... 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2571 You can take this job and stick it! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2572 We do ask for transparency in this office 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2573 It's good to finally meet you in the flesh. 1.1880 0.03826 117 96 20 1
2574 We do believe in transparency here at Acme. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2575 I hear you're from the Sticks. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2576 You're over 60 I presume. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2577 I see that you're a bit of a stickler for details. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2578 And what pronoun may we address you by? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2579 So tell me why you are seeking a position at WeightWatchers? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2580 I'm going to stick with my first answer. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2581 You're coming across a bit flat, but I still think you'd fit in just about anywhere. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2582 O.K. So what makes you unique? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2583 Just a few more questions to fill in some details. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2584 The office is a little bit concerned about your lack of consistency. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2585 I’d like to flesh put your resume just a bit… 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2586 I think we can start introducing carbohydrates back into your daily diet. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2587 Is that all you have to say????? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2588 Just stick to the point. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2589 Art, I’ve asked twice. Can we please stick to the figures? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2590 We're looking for more of a straw man 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2591 This explains it ... all the padding went into your resumé. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2592 If I were to work from home, you wouldn't even notice that I wasn't here... 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2593 Do you ever think that people see right though you ? 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2594 I'd say my best trait is stick-to-itiveness 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2595 I can easily flesh out my resume for you. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2596 Wardrobe will be right with you 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2597 Your transparency is wearing thin. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2598 I can assure you, sir, that those kids will face consequences for their “game” 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2599 What's your experience in downsizing?" 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2600 I'm afriad your resume is a little thin too. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2601 We don't feel you have the depth to fill this position. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2602 Don't ever mention you're a chatbot, just say to the caller "Why no, are you?" 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2603 We both know you’re out of your depths here. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2604 Your boss’s name will be Fred Lynch. Would you be comfortable with that? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2605 Sticking to the figures is my greatest strength ...AND weakness! 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2606 I understand you have sticky fingers. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2607 I was thinking we should be on a line by line basis rather than chain of command. 1.1863 0.05348 102 90 5 7
2608 If you want my help you will need to flesh out more of your story. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2609 Why do you think people accuse you of having no depth? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2610 I like you, Hal. You show some back bone. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2611 On a good note it appears you're a stickler for details...... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2612 I'm just looking or a fuller life 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2613 Yes, I do believe you are "the Saint”,but no, I don’t believe I should be your Miss Moneypenny. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2614 I'm sorry, but we're looking for people with more substance. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2615 This is a rather bare-bones resume. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2616 Sometimes I feel like you can see straight through me 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2617 If you could just flesh out your resume for me... 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2618 I think you misunderstood our ad for a stickler for regular attendance. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2619 Management feel that you've taken this gender-neutrality thing a bit too far. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2620 I understand you've been very flexible in many positions. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2621 Have you tried looking deeper inside of yourself? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2622 Are you sure you want a tummy tuck? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2623 My contract as a stock image icon for PowerPoint wasn’t renewed. Their loss is your gain 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2624 Let's see if we can flesh out your resume. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2625 I see you haven't filled out your form. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2626 So you feel you lack fulfillment. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2627 You’ve been working from home too long. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
2628 You're hired as our lobby mobile and can start tomorrow. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2629 I guess we ran out of ideas. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2630 I actually see my sketchy background as an asset. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2631 And you feel like you’re just one mistake away from the gallows? 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
2632 Do you ever feel that people are looking right through you? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2633 Your performance has been a bit flat lately Mr. Sticky 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2634 I expected a bigger dick. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2635 Does your opposable thumb give you an advantage over other minimalists? 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
2636 I feel like you're looking right through me. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
2637 As your performance coach, I can only say "stick with it". 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2638 Yes, but can you draw? 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2639 Could you flesh out your resume? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2640 What can I say? I'm a shell of my former self. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2641 Try positive affirmations. Tell yourself you're living the dream of a rear window decal family. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2642 Do you identify as 2D or 3D? 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2643 It’s apparent you have a lot of stick-to-it tive-ness. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2644 Well at this adoption agency, we don't accept applications from transparents. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2645 I noticed you expensed a case of thin mints. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2646 I’m tired of always being left hanging… I q u i t ! - - - - - ! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2647 It says here that you were formally on a men's room sign at a nightclub, so you are good at giving directions. How will that transfer to being a successful investment counselor in your mind? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2648 Check out my social media posts if you want to see more. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2649 I just pulled up your resume. I gotta tell you-- it's rather thin. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2650 So, what makes you think you’re working yourself to the bone? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2651 Your modeling career is indeed impressive but I am afraid we are looking for someone more photogenic. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2652 I find people appreciate me being transparent. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2653 When can you begin? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2654 You aren't in our database 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2655 Why are you hanging around the office? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2656 This job requires someone who can stick to the figures and make the budget work. Do you feel up to the task? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2657 " In this position you'll be the face of the company." 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2658 We're looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2659 Your resume is a bit thin. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2660 That's only allowed on dress-down Fridays. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2661 Unfortunately he is running late but would like you to stick around. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2662 I'm sorry but I'm having trouble putting a face to a name. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2663 One more letter, and I'm a goner. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2664 I like your stick-to-itiveness. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2665 I'm sorry, we were looking for attention to detail 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2666 We were looking for more than an outline application” 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2667 Sorry, I’m a little hangmanned over this morning 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2668 Is English your first language?” 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2669 I can't possibly feel more empty than I do these days. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2670 This all looks a bit sketchy. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2671 Sticks and stones,lady. Sticks and stones. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2672 I'm sorry but I think we're looking for a candidate a bit more well rounded. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2673 I can see you haven't filled out your form yet. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2674 I can see why your resume is so thin. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2675 Tell me more about this new super diet you invented. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2676 While I realize Today everyone is Entitled to his/her . .or whatever . ..Own Schtick . . 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2677 I just feel so generic sometimes. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2678 Who said I was 2 dimensional 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2679 Working yourself to the bone does not qualify you for worker's compensation. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2680 Which word were you hung up on? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2681 Do you believe that working from home has reduced your visibility to firm management? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2682 We don't see much demand for minus-sized models. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2683 We’re looking for someone with more substance. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2684 I'm here to stick it to you. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2685 I believe in full transparency. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2686 It’s a new position, Calvin – – a blank slate. For some reason, we all thought of you. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2687 First, I'm going to need you to fill in more details about yourself. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2688 Where are your pants? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2689 Just stick to the facts, sir. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2690 I've really become a shell of a person in this job. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2691 How do you see yourself in five years if any 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2692 I put all the padding in my resumé. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2693 Your 3D printing experience jumps off the page more than I expected. 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2694 He'll see you now. Or will he? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2695 Now, if you stick with us long enough...oh, sorry! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2696 Your testimony indicates that you feel "framed"? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2697 It's clear to me that you have anorexia nervosa. 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
2698 While you have good experience, we feel you lack substance. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2699 You crossed the line. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2700 it was to be filled in before the interview. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2701 Have you considered trying gender-neutral bathrooms. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2702 I suggest you flesh out your resumé. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2703 Maybe you could flesh out your background a bit for me . . . 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2704 I've got some good news for you. It looks like they've approved the prisoner swap. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2705 What makes you so sure you can stick to it? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2706 When I said "bare outline" I was referring to your resume. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2707 Can we flesh out some of the items on your resume?" 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2708 You think you’re being spread too thin. Please expand on that 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2709 So evaluating your case at a glance, I think we can get "The New Yorker" cartoonist Mick Stevens with charges of aggravated mayhem, battery, and gross negligence for intentionally leaving you unfinished and completely faceless. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2710 We encourage staff to bring their whole selves to work. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2711 Your resume is solid, John. But you lack the depth we need for this position 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2712 Is that a Jewish name? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2713 Perhaps you could fill in a bit more than your CV tells me? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2714 Your co-workers say they find you hard to read. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2715 I’m a little concerned about your recent weight loss. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2716 So you live in the sticks? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2717 I regret to inform you, your likeness is in the public domain. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2718 That's why you're in therapy--so you can go back to being a stick figure, not a stuck figure. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2719 It says here on your application that the word was haphazard 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2720 Are you down to hang later? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2721 I recommend you change your diet" 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2722 According to your resume you’ve spent the last decade as a “stick-up man”. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2723 Are you ok? You look a little drawn. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2724 A resume with your full name 'AI' really stands out ! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2725 The faculty have heard your concerns and we’ve agreed to remove Hangman from the children’s curriculum. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2726 HR: “So let me get this straight, your manager told you to ‘go back to the drawing board’?” 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2727 How do I pronounce this name, x-k-c-d? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2728 No, I said the best candidates would understand STOCK figures. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2729 Do I need to fill in your resume in addition to everything else? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2730 My LinkedIn AI is still loading 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3