Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
First, let me fill you in. |
1.8244 |
0.01942 |
1640 |
676 |
576 |
388 |
1 |
Your lack of a mind, body, and soul is exactly what this corporation is looking for |
1.7980 |
0.01919 |
1906 |
900 |
491 |
515 |
2 |
Unfortunately, we're looking for someone of more substance |
1.7912 |
0.01847 |
1743 |
738 |
631 |
374 |
3 |
Allow me to fill you in. |
1.7785 |
0.01719 |
2081 |
921 |
700 |
460 |
4 |
We now recognize that Hangman was an insensitive choice for the team building exercise. |
1.7742 |
0.01896 |
1820 |
847 |
537 |
436 |
5 |
'Coworkers have been complaining about your constant lack of detail.' |
1.7698 |
0.01803 |
1842 |
812 |
642 |
388 |
6 |
''So tell me, what drew you here?'' |
1.7521 |
0.01577 |
2553 |
1205 |
776 |
572 |
7 |
Welcome on board! If you go down to the art department, they will fill you in. |
1.7449 |
0.01552 |
2646 |
1266 |
789 |
591 |
8 |
And what drew you here today? |
1.7444 |
0.01291 |
3842 |
1846 |
1132 |
864 |
9 |
Well, you look good on paper. |
1.7319 |
0.01448 |
2894 |
1370 |
930 |
594 |
10 |
Yours is the worst case of identity theft we've seen. |
1.7271 |
0.01461 |
3166 |
1620 |
790 |
756 |
11 |
No, I can’t just ‘pencil you in’. |
1.7271 |
0.01561 |
2528 |
1217 |
784 |
527 |
12 |
Of course, you're Mr. Jones! I recognized you from your son's drawings. |
1.7184 |
0.01433 |
3175 |
1608 |
853 |
714 |
13 |
We're sending you back to the drawing board. |
1.7161 |
0.01447 |
2786 |
1320 |
937 |
529 |
14 |
Sorry sir, but the job announcement was for “six figures,” not “stick figures.” |
1.7083 |
0.01866 |
1779 |
886 |
526 |
367 |
15 |
I've been asked to fill you in. |
1.7073 |
0.01274 |
3704 |
1813 |
1162 |
729 |
16 |
We'll fill you in when the position becomes available. |
1.7047 |
0.01503 |
2584 |
1248 |
851 |
485 |
17 |
The cartoonist will see you now. |
1.7041 |
0.01855 |
1717 |
836 |
553 |
328 |
18 |
My greatest strength . . . transparency. |
1.6983 |
0.01832 |
1800 |
897 |
549 |
354 |
19 |
We do have a position available on our restroom door. |
1.6948 |
0.01580 |
2510 |
1286 |
704 |
520 |
20 |
We value transparency, Mr. Smith, but we’re looking for a little bit more |
1.6920 |
0.03333 |
474 |
220 |
180 |
74 |
21 |
I’m sorry for the confusion — The listing should have said “A SIX figure job”. |
1.6846 |
0.01533 |
2720 |
1433 |
712 |
575 |
22 |
They didn't say you were uncultured. They said you lack depth. |
1.6831 |
0.03545 |
445 |
217 |
152 |
76 |
23 |
I heard you were hiring for the 'Walk/Don't Walk' position. |
1.6778 |
0.01849 |
1735 |
884 |
526 |
325 |
24 |
It's not "my friend", it's a desk lamp. |
1.6768 |
0.01206 |
4836 |
2735 |
929 |
1172 |
25 |
Grab a sharpie - we're making you permanent. |
1.6725 |
0.01477 |
2666 |
1354 |
831 |
481 |
26 |
You seemed better on paper |
1.6694 |
0.01707 |
1987 |
1012 |
620 |
355 |
27 |
Yes sir, as ridiculous as it may seem, it is our Banks position that you are indeed overdrawn. |
1.6677 |
0.02529 |
942 |
492 |
271 |
179 |
28 |
Transparency is very important to this company. |
1.6629 |
0.01698 |
1961 |
996 |
630 |
335 |
29 |
I'm sorry, but our ad says 'six-figure' salary, not 'stick-figure' salary. |
1.6537 |
0.01928 |
1568 |
822 |
467 |
279 |
30 |
And your pronouns are? |
1.6473 |
0.01423 |
3034 |
1655 |
794 |
585 |
31 |
Where do you barely see yourself in ten years? |
1.6456 |
0.01442 |
3028 |
1680 |
741 |
607 |
32 |
Unfortunately, you failed the facial recognition test. |
1.6418 |
0.01719 |
1940 |
1028 |
579 |
333 |
33 |
My biggest weakness? I’m bad with faces. |
1.6383 |
0.01769 |
1753 |
912 |
563 |
278 |
34 |
You're resume is very sketchy. |
1.6301 |
0.01813 |
1622 |
843 |
536 |
243 |
35 |
So you’re saying your feelings of self-worth diminished when everyone began to play wordle instead of playing hangman? |
1.6248 |
0.02856 |
701 |
381 |
202 |
118 |
36 |
You forgot to fill out your form completely. |
1.6219 |
0.02190 |
1185 |
645 |
343 |
197 |
37 |
Dr. Emoji will see you now. |
1.6210 |
0.01785 |
1802 |
988 |
509 |
305 |
38 |
It says here you served as a rudimentary example. |
1.6171 |
0.01560 |
2220 |
1187 |
696 |
337 |
39 |
I'm taking you off this diet. |
1.6001 |
0.01821 |
1673 |
932 |
478 |
263 |
40 |
A time I overcame adversity? Well, I survived the gallows. |
1.5978 |
0.01870 |
1651 |
942 |
431 |
278 |
41 |
Resigning? We were hoping you’d stick around. |
1.5928 |
0.01826 |
1557 |
850 |
491 |
216 |
42 |
It looks like you may need to flesh out your resume a little |
1.5904 |
0.02121 |
1167 |
643 |
359 |
165 |
43 |
Artists on strike, go figure |
1.5899 |
0.01917 |
1463 |
816 |
431 |
216 |
44 |
Your body of work lacks depth |
1.5897 |
0.02154 |
1104 |
602 |
353 |
149 |
45 |
People say I'm very sketchy. |
1.5872 |
0.01855 |
1490 |
816 |
473 |
201 |
46 |
I assume the rest of you will be working from home |
1.5859 |
0.01915 |
1461 |
819 |
428 |
214 |
47 |
Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape. |
1.5820 |
0.01534 |
2718 |
1674 |
506 |
538 |
48 |
The bathroom sign position is filled.” |
1.5658 |
0.01831 |
1937 |
1232 |
314 |
391 |
49 |
Good News! The doctor says they got it all. |
1.5649 |
0.01802 |
1935 |
1212 |
353 |
370 |
50 |
Of course we value non-linear thinking. |
1.5620 |
0.02035 |
1210 |
684 |
372 |
154 |
51 |
So this is quiet quitting. |
1.5501 |
0.02053 |
1576 |
1037 |
211 |
328 |
52 |
... and your pronouns? |
1.5500 |
0.01990 |
1380 |
827 |
347 |
206 |
53 |
Are you applying for the “walk” or “don’t walk” position? |
1.5497 |
0.02007 |
1470 |
915 |
302 |
253 |
54 |
Well, I do admire your transparency. |
1.5463 |
0.01997 |
1393 |
846 |
333 |
214 |
55 |
Wanna hang after work? |
1.5360 |
0.02239 |
1041 |
625 |
274 |
142 |
56 |
When you said you were a “work in progress,” I thought you meant metaphorically. |
1.5358 |
0.02001 |
1284 |
766 |
348 |
170 |
57 |
I'm sorry. I had you penciled in for next week. |
1.5336 |
0.02201 |
1042 |
619 |
290 |
133 |
58 |
I'll pencil you in for Tuesday. |
1.5324 |
0.02037 |
1249 |
752 |
329 |
168 |
59 |
I understand you have a complaint concerning our Weight Watchers products. |
1.5282 |
0.03987 |
337 |
207 |
82 |
48 |
60 |
What do you feel qualifies you to work for Weight Watchers Inc? |
1.5265 |
0.02322 |
1001 |
619 |
237 |
145 |
61 |
Of course I remember you! |
1.5256 |
0.02646 |
742 |
452 |
190 |
100 |
62 |
I like the idea but we really need to flesh it out. |
1.5245 |
0.03534 |
387 |
229 |
113 |
45 |
63 |
What is your best feature? |
1.5235 |
0.02593 |
722 |
429 |
208 |
85 |
64 |
Hangman is just a job, I’ looking for a career |
1.5218 |
0.02287 |
1033 |
644 |
239 |
150 |
65 |
Your resume was impressive, but we feel you lack dimension. |
1.5209 |
0.02231 |
1077 |
670 |
253 |
154 |
66 |
I’ll fill you in later. |
1.5202 |
0.02246 |
1063 |
662 |
249 |
152 |
67 |
Don't even think of lying to me. I can see right through you. |
1.5197 |
0.02217 |
1043 |
638 |
268 |
137 |
68 |
Remind me of your pronouns? |
1.5185 |
0.02385 |
893 |
545 |
233 |
115 |
69 |
I understand you do a wicked imitation of a coat rack. |
1.5149 |
0.02436 |
973 |
631 |
183 |
159 |
70 |
We agreed you'd wear pants, Frank. |
1.5138 |
0.02294 |
975 |
602 |
245 |
128 |
71 |
I realize my resume is a bit thin. But it is me. |
1.5135 |
0.02455 |
775 |
461 |
230 |
84 |
72 |
Who better to be the new face of our shell company?” |
1.5125 |
0.02626 |
919 |
624 |
119 |
176 |
73 |
The problem is that your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.5112 |
0.02299 |
896 |
538 |
258 |
100 |
74 |
We’ll fill you in as the weeks go by. |
1.5103 |
0.02446 |
874 |
547 |
208 |
119 |
75 |
We are looking for someone who is a little more well-rounded |
1.5096 |
0.02291 |
934 |
570 |
252 |
112 |
76 |
I can see right through you, Kevin. |
1.5096 |
0.02456 |
889 |
563 |
199 |
127 |
77 |
Can I be totally transparent with you? |
1.5094 |
0.02280 |
954 |
585 |
252 |
117 |
78 |
The Doctor will try to see you now. |
1.5042 |
0.02470 |
827 |
515 |
207 |
105 |
79 |
For God's sake, Laura. Put on a triangle. |
1.5033 |
0.02636 |
759 |
482 |
172 |
105 |
80 |
It's time you were filled in. |
1.5025 |
0.02399 |
812 |
492 |
232 |
88 |
81 |
I’ve dedicated DECADES of my life indicating Male bathrooms for this company, and you’re just going to let me go!? My wife works here too! |
1.5018 |
0.02525 |
831 |
530 |
185 |
116 |
82 |
So...it says here that you were previously employed by the game "Hangman"? |
1.4988 |
0.02580 |
820 |
532 |
167 |
121 |
83 |
I understand you’re a minimalist? |
1.4987 |
0.02519 |
760 |
469 |
203 |
88 |
84 |
I can pencil you in on Thursday. |
1.4960 |
0.02557 |
742 |
461 |
194 |
87 |
85 |
You have the face for it, but can you actually play poker? |
1.4954 |
0.02504 |
769 |
477 |
203 |
89 |
86 |
The kids will stay with your ex-wife on the minivan's rear window, but we've arranged to have it parked near your crosswalk signal on weekends and holidays. |
1.4933 |
0.02640 |
750 |
482 |
166 |
102 |
87 |
Unfortunately, we're looking for someone who can be the face of the company. |
1.4928 |
0.02557 |
761 |
480 |
187 |
94 |
88 |
'Light on your feet.' "Can you tell me more?" |
1.4926 |
0.02632 |
680 |
420 |
185 |
75 |
89 |
I hardly ever see such bare bones resumes. |
1.4926 |
0.02613 |
672 |
411 |
191 |
70 |
90 |
Your human suit will be out in just a moment, Mr. Ramaswamy. |
1.4919 |
0.02826 |
679 |
444 |
136 |
99 |
91 |
I identify as a stick. |
1.4918 |
0.02747 |
669 |
425 |
159 |
85 |
92 |
I can pencil you in tomorrow. |
1.4913 |
0.02680 |
686 |
432 |
171 |
83 |
93 |
Resume? I don't need a resume; I'm a damn ICON! |
1.4911 |
0.03132 |
503 |
317 |
125 |
61 |
94 |
Sure, you're no Wordle but Hangman is a classic. |
1.4904 |
0.02448 |
726 |
437 |
222 |
67 |
95 |
I’m afraid we are looking for someone more well rounded |
1.4899 |
0.02557 |
739 |
463 |
190 |
86 |
96 |
I can see you’re not really a details man |
1.4886 |
0.02743 |
657 |
416 |
161 |
80 |
97 |
Did you always want to be a clip art model? |
1.4857 |
0.02680 |
628 |
386 |
179 |
63 |
98 |
We'll fill you in after we decide whether to hire you. |
1.4853 |
0.02768 |
680 |
442 |
146 |
92 |
99 |
Yes, I'm looking for a position that is both fulfilling and challenging, but mostly fulfilling |
1.4850 |
0.02681 |
666 |
419 |
171 |
76 |
100 |
I’m sorry, sir. We’re looking for candidates who are less one dimensional. |
1.4850 |
0.02647 |
666 |
415 |
179 |
72 |
101 |
Walk or don’t walk. It’s up to you. |
1.4847 |
0.02658 |
685 |
433 |
172 |
80 |
102 |
Sorry, but we’re looking for someone who has skin in the game. |
1.4844 |
0.02764 |
706 |
466 |
138 |
102 |
103 |
Sorry sir, I don’t think you have the balls for this job. |
1.4843 |
0.03022 |
702 |
499 |
66 |
137 |
104 |
Let me pull up your account here - Ah yes, your wife is over-drawn. |
1.4829 |
0.02780 |
671 |
437 |
144 |
90 |
105 |
How many more guesses do I have? |
1.4817 |
0.02700 |
654 |
413 |
167 |
74 |
106 |
Yes, we've received your outline. |
1.4815 |
0.02736 |
648 |
412 |
160 |
76 |
107 |
Well, you look great on paper. |
1.4808 |
0.02749 |
624 |
393 |
162 |
69 |
108 |
Your account says you've never been overdrawn. |
1.4783 |
0.02870 |
646 |
428 |
127 |
91 |
109 |
When did your symptoms first disappear? |
1.4761 |
0.02834 |
607 |
390 |
145 |
72 |
110 |
Your details are a little sketchy. |
1.4748 |
0.02787 |
615 |
393 |
152 |
70 |
111 |
How do you figure? |
1.4731 |
0.02707 |
594 |
368 |
171 |
55 |
112 |
Ozempic is not for everyone. |
1.4722 |
0.02853 |
576 |
367 |
146 |
63 |
113 |
Another English major, right? |
1.4707 |
0.02947 |
614 |
412 |
115 |
87 |
114 |
Can you provide more depth? |
1.4698 |
0.02848 |
547 |
343 |
151 |
53 |
115 |
Your work in Do Not Walk was amazing! |
1.4681 |
0.03119 |
549 |
370 |
101 |
78 |
116 |
I can’t help but notice your past is sketchy. |
1.4680 |
0.02879 |
594 |
388 |
134 |
72 |
117 |
I feel that I don't have a complete picture of you. |
1.4673 |
0.02951 |
550 |
356 |
131 |
63 |
118 |
I can see now why your resume wasn't fleshed out. |
1.4669 |
0.02715 |
619 |
394 |
161 |
64 |
119 |
I have my doubts that you can fill the position. |
1.4645 |
0.02863 |
564 |
362 |
142 |
60 |
120 |
Yes, we do have a dress code. Why do you ask? |
1.4641 |
0.02954 |
571 |
377 |
123 |
71 |
121 |
You didn’t do well in art, did you |
1.4628 |
0.02905 |
538 |
344 |
139 |
55 |
122 |
What brings you here today; Walk or Don't Walk? |
1.4625 |
0.03029 |
547 |
363 |
115 |
69 |
123 |
Actually, the ad reads “online“ expert, not outline. |
1.4618 |
0.03116 |
537 |
362 |
102 |
73 |
124 |
I’m so glad we were able to pencil you in. |
1.4618 |
0.02950 |
550 |
359 |
128 |
63 |
125 |
So would you say Ozempic is working? |
1.4613 |
0.02952 |
555 |
364 |
126 |
65 |
126 |
In five lines or less, how would you describe yourself? |
1.4608 |
0.03191 |
523 |
356 |
93 |
74 |
127 |
And have you modeled for children's art classes before? |
1.4608 |
0.03157 |
510 |
341 |
103 |
66 |
128 |
Sorry, but your resume is kind of thin |
1.4602 |
0.02864 |
578 |
377 |
136 |
65 |
129 |
I actually prefer the term ‘stick person’ |
1.4591 |
0.03066 |
538 |
360 |
109 |
69 |
130 |
Sometimes a desk lamp is just a desk lamp. |
1.4589 |
0.03320 |
499 |
345 |
79 |
75 |
131 |
We have a 'Walk, Don't Walk Sign' position open. |
1.4571 |
0.03136 |
501 |
333 |
107 |
61 |
132 |
Would you be interested in something along those lines? |
1.4567 |
0.03076 |
497 |
325 |
117 |
55 |
133 |
So, you're waiving the coverage for medical, dental, AND vision? |
1.4565 |
0.03171 |
517 |
351 |
96 |
70 |
134 |
I’m afraid our bank will not be able to approve the loan for your campaign Mr. DeSantis. |
1.4563 |
0.03369 |
458 |
311 |
85 |
62 |
135 |
Not another empty suit.” |
1.4557 |
0.03418 |
485 |
341 |
67 |
77 |
136 |
I’ll pencil you in next week |
1.4544 |
0.02952 |
504 |
323 |
133 |
48 |
137 |
I'm just not sure that "being hanged" is a skill we're looking for at the moment. |
1.4540 |
0.03114 |
500 |
332 |
109 |
59 |
138 |
So we finally meet. The man who keeps showing up in my daughters drawings. |
1.4538 |
0.03176 |
487 |
325 |
103 |
59 |
139 |
If you have a few minutes, I can fill you in. |
1.4523 |
0.03186 |
482 |
322 |
102 |
58 |
140 |
You look a little sketchy. |
1.4522 |
0.03143 |
471 |
309 |
111 |
51 |
141 |
Will you be able to see yourself in five years? |
1.4520 |
0.03224 |
469 |
313 |
100 |
56 |
142 |
I f you could fill me in a little ......... |
1.4509 |
0.03160 |
519 |
355 |
94 |
70 |
143 |
Where do you see yourself in five letters? |
1.4507 |
0.03085 |
477 |
311 |
117 |
49 |
144 |
We're looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. |
1.4503 |
0.03080 |
493 |
325 |
114 |
54 |
145 |
What's the timeline for your decision? I don't want to be left hanging. |
1.4500 |
0.03182 |
480 |
321 |
102 |
57 |
146 |
You seem to be well suited for being on the Restroom door. |
1.4497 |
0.03088 |
467 |
303 |
118 |
46 |
147 |
Well, your resume' is a little thin. |
1.4496 |
0.03089 |
476 |
311 |
116 |
49 |
148 |
I've got to be honest with you, you look a lot better on paper. |
1.4494 |
0.03338 |
445 |
300 |
90 |
55 |
149 |
Can you flesh out where you see yourself in five years? |
1.4494 |
0.02981 |
474 |
302 |
131 |
41 |
150 |
Getting ahead here takes a lot of guts. |
1.4492 |
0.03477 |
472 |
336 |
60 |
76 |
151 |
15 years in the bathroom sign industry is impressive, but crosswalk work is a whole different ball game." |
1.4486 |
0.03387 |
457 |
315 |
79 |
63 |
152 |
I just feel like people look right through me. |
1.4484 |
0.03108 |
475 |
312 |
113 |
50 |
153 |
The office dress code is business professional which means men must wear suits. Is that a problem |
1.4481 |
0.03583 |
337 |
217 |
89 |
31 |
154 |
Yes. The company dress code does apply to you. |
1.4480 |
0.02887 |
471 |
294 |
143 |
34 |
155 |
On paper you look great but in person you lack substance. |
1.4479 |
0.03181 |
480 |
322 |
101 |
57 |
156 |
Can I get you some water? Your cartoonist should be available in a few minutes. |
1.4477 |
0.03143 |
440 |
284 |
115 |
41 |
157 |
Your account is overdrawn, which is ironic, because you're underdrawn. |
1.4470 |
0.03136 |
472 |
312 |
109 |
51 |
158 |
I can’t find you on Facebook |
1.4466 |
0.03005 |
524 |
349 |
116 |
59 |
159 |
We have several positions we could put you in” |
1.4465 |
0.03056 |
495 |
327 |
115 |
53 |
160 |
I understand your concern, but the doctor just doesn't think an MRI is necessary. |
1.4461 |
0.03291 |
464 |
316 |
89 |
59 |
161 |
Do you think you could be the face of this company? |
1.4458 |
0.03139 |
480 |
320 |
106 |
54 |
162 |
Your coworkers describe you as 'sketchy.' |
1.4454 |
0.03265 |
458 |
309 |
94 |
55 |
163 |
Did Carol pencil you in for today? |
1.4447 |
0.03059 |
479 |
314 |
117 |
48 |
164 |
Let's talk figures. |
1.4444 |
0.03401 |
423 |
286 |
86 |
51 |
165 |
To be honest, your resume is a little one-dimensional. |
1.4442 |
0.02926 |
493 |
317 |
133 |
43 |
166 |
We found your biological father: he is a five year old boy with a lead pencil. |
1.4417 |
0.03253 |
489 |
339 |
84 |
66 |
167 |
And your preferred pronoun? |
1.4416 |
0.03271 |
428 |
284 |
99 |
45 |
168 |
We were looking for someone of more substance. |
1.4410 |
0.03159 |
458 |
304 |
106 |
48 |
169 |
But the men’s room door is a very important position! |
1.4406 |
0.03553 |
404 |
279 |
72 |
53 |
170 |
Can you talk more about your position with Hangman |
1.4394 |
0.03270 |
462 |
316 |
89 |
57 |
171 |
There’s just something kinda sketchy about you. |
1.4393 |
0.03380 |
412 |
277 |
89 |
46 |
172 |
I didn't picture you like this at all, but my 4-year-old did. |
1.4386 |
0.03237 |
440 |
294 |
99 |
47 |
173 |
I'd like to see more of you tomorrow. |
1.4376 |
0.03303 |
425 |
285 |
94 |
46 |
174 |
Exactly how long have you been taking Ozempic? |
1.4376 |
0.03386 |
425 |
290 |
84 |
51 |
175 |
Oh, we’ll fill you in once you start the job. |
1.4370 |
0.03511 |
405 |
279 |
75 |
51 |
176 |
Well Bill, the goal of therapy IS to become a fully fleshed out person. |
1.4365 |
0.03141 |
449 |
297 |
108 |
44 |
177 |
I have to draw the line with you - no health benefits until you fill out your form. |
1.4362 |
0.03156 |
470 |
317 |
101 |
52 |
178 |
So you pronouns are 'it' and 'that'? |
1.4361 |
0.03388 |
438 |
303 |
79 |
56 |
179 |
Let’s cut back on the Ozempic. |
1.4357 |
0.03313 |
443 |
303 |
87 |
53 |
180 |
To be frank, you have no depth |
1.4354 |
0.03360 |
418 |
283 |
88 |
47 |
181 |
No problem. We can fill you in later. |
1.4353 |
0.03224 |
448 |
302 |
97 |
49 |
182 |
Sorry, we're not looking for a line manager right now. |
1.4334 |
0.03491 |
413 |
287 |
73 |
53 |
183 |
So you want to sue the entire world for unauthorized use of your likeness? |
1.4334 |
0.03406 |
413 |
282 |
83 |
48 |
184 |
My parents were a minimalists. |
1.4334 |
0.03283 |
413 |
275 |
97 |
41 |
185 |
Without a doubt, this is the worst case of identity theft that I've ever seen. |
1.4332 |
0.03487 |
434 |
307 |
66 |
61 |
186 |
You looked better on paper |
1.4325 |
0.03379 |
400 |
269 |
89 |
42 |
187 |
I like your transparency. |
1.4316 |
0.03495 |
373 |
251 |
83 |
39 |
188 |
Let me fill you in. |
1.4315 |
0.03461 |
387 |
262 |
83 |
42 |
189 |
Well I worked at a gallows for several years, then most recently at a public restroom until I was made redundant |
1.4314 |
0.03104 |
459 |
306 |
108 |
45 |
190 |
Yes, I’d be happy to fill you in. |
1.4303 |
0.03361 |
423 |
290 |
84 |
49 |
191 |
Let me tell you about our dress code, first. |
1.4289 |
0.03305 |
415 |
280 |
92 |
43 |
192 |
Now, other than the Ozempic,are you taking any current medications? |
1.4282 |
0.03399 |
411 |
282 |
82 |
47 |
193 |
I am sorry to say that I can see right through you. |
1.4282 |
0.03534 |
355 |
238 |
82 |
35 |
194 |
Yes, we can skip the strip search. |
1.4268 |
0.03475 |
396 |
273 |
77 |
46 |
195 |
Doc, I feel so drawn lately. |
1.4265 |
0.03216 |
408 |
270 |
102 |
36 |
196 |
Hmm, you looked much better on paper |
1.4261 |
0.03344 |
399 |
269 |
90 |
40 |
197 |
Are you prepared for the high degree of transparency this position demands???? |
1.4251 |
0.03219 |
414 |
276 |
100 |
38 |
198 |
I think you need to go back to the drawing board. |
1.4248 |
0.03471 |
379 |
258 |
81 |
40 |
199 |
Can I pencil you in for next week? |
1.4245 |
0.03477 |
384 |
263 |
79 |
42 |
200 |
It’s a good outline, but we were looking for more detail. |
1.4234 |
0.03458 |
359 |
240 |
86 |
33 |
201 |
I think your problem is you lack substance. |
1.4228 |
0.03497 |
369 |
251 |
80 |
38 |
202 |
Why the blank face? |
1.4225 |
0.03781 |
329 |
227 |
65 |
37 |
203 |
"We run a very lean operation here so you'll fit right in. |
1.4225 |
0.03271 |
374 |
245 |
100 |
29 |
204 |
They won’t stop playing hangman. |
1.4224 |
0.03381 |
419 |
291 |
79 |
49 |
205 |
I'm sorry, the ad said the job is for six figures |
1.4222 |
0.03384 |
424 |
296 |
77 |
51 |
206 |
So that's actually your family on those minivan back windows? |
1.4215 |
0.03528 |
382 |
265 |
73 |
44 |
207 |
OK, you've got the outline of the job. The art department will fill you in. |
1.4209 |
0.03510 |
373 |
256 |
77 |
40 |
208 |
When we asked for transparency, this isn’t what we meant. |
1.4204 |
0.03323 |
402 |
273 |
89 |
40 |
209 |
I love your work on the crosswalk sign. |
1.4193 |
0.03610 |
353 |
243 |
72 |
38 |
210 |
Well, maybe I don't want to guess a letter. |
1.4190 |
0.03595 |
358 |
247 |
72 |
39 |
211 |
Remarkable results! What's the secret? Paleo? Keto? |
1.4188 |
0.03273 |
394 |
264 |
95 |
35 |
212 |
Let's take a moment to flesh out your resume. |
1.4183 |
0.03529 |
361 |
247 |
77 |
37 |
213 |
And for how long have you had this empty feeling? |
1.4181 |
0.03690 |
354 |
248 |
64 |
42 |
214 |
True we have no dress code, but you understand we have to draw a line. |
1.4178 |
0.03480 |
383 |
265 |
76 |
42 |
215 |
How were you drawn to this company? |
1.4173 |
0.03515 |
369 |
254 |
76 |
39 |
216 |
I give up. What pronoun do you prefer? |
1.4171 |
0.03612 |
386 |
275 |
61 |
50 |
217 |
Would you mind fleshing that out for me? |
1.4169 |
0.03481 |
355 |
240 |
82 |
33 |
218 |
So what makes you different from the other candidates? |
1.4167 |
0.03624 |
348 |
240 |
71 |
37 |
219 |
It's my job to fill you in. |
1.4160 |
0.03293 |
387 |
260 |
93 |
34 |
220 |
You say you once worked as an artist's model? |
1.4151 |
0.03541 |
371 |
258 |
72 |
41 |
221 |
I think we’re looking for a candidate with a little more dimension. |
1.4134 |
0.03292 |
387 |
261 |
92 |
34 |
222 |
Didn't I see you and your family on the back of a Grande Cherokee? |
1.4134 |
0.03848 |
329 |
233 |
56 |
40 |
223 |
Your resume is also a little thin. |
1.4130 |
0.03371 |
339 |
223 |
92 |
24 |
224 |
Have you done any 'caution: wet floor' work before?" |
1.4127 |
0.03797 |
332 |
234 |
59 |
39 |
225 |
I see on your resume that you have experience as a lineman |
1.4116 |
0.03574 |
345 |
237 |
74 |
34 |
226 |
Your resume suggests there's more to you than meets the eye |
1.4116 |
0.03597 |
345 |
238 |
72 |
35 |
227 |
How long have you been feeling insignificant? |
1.4116 |
0.03553 |
328 |
221 |
79 |
28 |
228 |
I do not require a pronoun and don't need bathroom breaks. |
1.4113 |
0.03634 |
355 |
249 |
66 |
40 |
229 |
This is not what I meant when I asked to see an outline. |
1.4109 |
0.03829 |
331 |
235 |
56 |
40 |
230 |
The posting was for a stickler for figures, not a stick figure. |
1.4107 |
0.03786 |
336 |
238 |
58 |
40 |
231 |
We’re actually looking for someone with a bit more substance. |
1.4101 |
0.03515 |
356 |
245 |
76 |
35 |
232 |
Your resume is impressive but I was hoping to put a face to the name. |
1.4100 |
0.03545 |
361 |
251 |
72 |
38 |
233 |
Tell me more about your experience playing Hangman. |
1.4100 |
0.03390 |
361 |
244 |
86 |
31 |
234 |
Our job ad said six figures not stick figures! |
1.4095 |
0.03776 |
337 |
239 |
58 |
40 |
235 |
I'm sorry. We're only hiring for the skeleton staff. |
1.4084 |
0.03421 |
382 |
265 |
78 |
39 |
236 |
I'll need more to work with than just a simple outline. |
1.4082 |
0.03633 |
343 |
239 |
68 |
36 |
237 |
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you an incomplete. |
1.4076 |
0.03772 |
314 |
218 |
64 |
32 |
238 |
It’s not what you said, it was your body language |
1.4073 |
0.03646 |
329 |
227 |
70 |
32 |
239 |
I'm sorry, but I can only approve business loans to people of substance. |
1.4072 |
0.03556 |
334 |
228 |
76 |
30 |
240 |
They asked me to fill you in |
1.4067 |
0.03491 |
359 |
248 |
76 |
35 |
241 |
I see here your chosen pronouns are / and \ . |
1.4060 |
0.04032 |
298 |
213 |
49 |
36 |
242 |
I’m afraid our focus group found the pilot episode for Sticks & the City fairly one dimensional… |
1.4060 |
0.03647 |
335 |
233 |
68 |
34 |
243 |
Let me put this into terms you can understand ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ |
1.4059 |
0.03974 |
340 |
252 |
38 |
50 |
244 |
I come from a long line of clothes hangers. |
1.4056 |
0.03945 |
323 |
234 |
47 |
42 |
245 |
It's refreshing to have an applicant with nothing to hide. |
1.4052 |
0.03536 |
343 |
236 |
75 |
32 |
246 |
I think I can pencil you in. |
1.4044 |
0.03619 |
319 |
218 |
73 |
28 |
247 |
It's about your husband. I'm afraid the children didn't guess the word in time. |
1.4031 |
0.03827 |
325 |
232 |
55 |
38 |
248 |
I need to see your photo I.D. |
1.4029 |
0.03471 |
345 |
236 |
79 |
30 |
249 |
You'll do fine in the job, it's a no brainer! |
1.4026 |
0.03794 |
308 |
215 |
62 |
31 |
250 |
I just need an outline. |
1.4025 |
0.03558 |
323 |
220 |
76 |
27 |
251 |
I would say my biggest weakness is that I am not a detail oriented person. |
1.4020 |
0.03963 |
296 |
210 |
53 |
33 |
252 |
Thanks so much for coming in during the illustrators strike. |
1.4013 |
0.03839 |
309 |
218 |
58 |
33 |
253 |
We have reviewed your application for “bathroom sign model” and we’re very impressed. |
1.4007 |
0.03901 |
287 |
200 |
59 |
28 |
254 |
There have been complaints about your abuse of casual Friday. |
1.4006 |
0.03716 |
332 |
235 |
61 |
36 |
255 |
You looked more impressive on paper. |
1.4000 |
0.03620 |
325 |
225 |
70 |
30 |
256 |
How long would it take you to flesh out your resume? |
1.4000 |
0.03563 |
315 |
214 |
76 |
25 |
257 |
We will not discriminate on the basis of age, race, sex, or gender identity - if you had any of those. |
1.3982 |
0.03681 |
339 |
241 |
61 |
37 |
258 |
I think it's time to stop taking Ozempic and eat a cheeseburger. |
1.3982 |
0.03978 |
334 |
249 |
37 |
48 |
259 |
Fill me in a little more, your resume is a bit sketchy. |
1.3976 |
0.03679 |
327 |
230 |
64 |
33 |
260 |
I’m sorry to have drawn you into my office like this. |
1.3974 |
0.03698 |
312 |
217 |
66 |
29 |
261 |
Taking into account our new hiring rules concerning gender, race, and orientation here in Florida, you are literally perfect. |
1.3970 |
0.03754 |
330 |
236 |
57 |
37 |
262 |
Maybe we should flesh this out a little. |
1.3967 |
0.03775 |
300 |
209 |
63 |
28 |
263 |
We all love your outline, so the next step will be for you to flesh it out. |
1.3966 |
0.03960 |
290 |
206 |
53 |
31 |
264 |
I think we can skip the x-ray. |
1.3959 |
0.03899 |
293 |
207 |
56 |
30 |
265 |
We're looking for someone a little more animated. |
1.3958 |
0.03824 |
288 |
200 |
62 |
26 |
266 |
There have been complaints about you hanging outside the men's room door.... |
1.3956 |
0.03856 |
321 |
232 |
51 |
38 |
267 |
We were hoping to see more of your profile |
1.3955 |
0.03562 |
311 |
212 |
75 |
24 |
268 |
The ad was supposed to say we were willing to pay six figures. |
1.3953 |
0.03726 |
339 |
244 |
56 |
39 |
269 |
I can see your point... but you still have to wear pants. |
1.3946 |
0.03899 |
299 |
213 |
54 |
32 |
270 |
Did you notice any side effects from Ozempic? |
1.3945 |
0.04087 |
289 |
210 |
44 |
35 |
271 |
So what in your background should stick out to me? |
1.3939 |
0.03497 |
330 |
227 |
76 |
27 |
272 |
I have a recurring dream of being hanged. |
1.3939 |
0.03917 |
297 |
212 |
53 |
32 |
273 |
Can you explain this _ _ _ on your resume? |
1.3937 |
0.04394 |
287 |
219 |
23 |
45 |
274 |
I can literally be whoever you need me to be |
1.3937 |
0.03471 |
315 |
213 |
80 |
22 |
275 |
I was drawn to this job |
1.3935 |
0.03768 |
310 |
219 |
60 |
31 |
276 |
Sorry, we cannot hire you to be the face of our company. |
1.3931 |
0.03419 |
318 |
214 |
83 |
21 |
277 |
Here's an interesting position you can fill. Pipe cleaner. |
1.3931 |
0.03617 |
318 |
221 |
69 |
28 |
278 |
So.......you're a minimalist?? |
1.3930 |
0.03601 |
313 |
216 |
71 |
26 |
279 |
Yes, the kindergarten art teacher position is still open. You will be perfect. |
1.3926 |
0.03637 |
298 |
204 |
71 |
23 |
280 |
Unfortunately, we having nothing in your line. |
1.3926 |
0.03819 |
298 |
210 |
59 |
29 |
281 |
Sorry, I’m drawing a blank… |
1.3926 |
0.03827 |
270 |
185 |
64 |
21 |
282 |
Your resume left a lot to the imagination. |
1.3920 |
0.03647 |
324 |
228 |
65 |
31 |
283 |
My door is always open. Or just slide under. |
1.3917 |
0.03545 |
337 |
236 |
70 |
31 |
284 |
"Your group got Ozempic. |
1.3913 |
0.03867 |
299 |
213 |
55 |
31 |
285 |
Apologies, but we’re looking for someone with a bit more depth |
1.3909 |
0.03764 |
307 |
217 |
60 |
30 |
286 |
I've outlined my best features. |
1.3906 |
0.03612 |
297 |
203 |
72 |
22 |
287 |
Your excellent work in men’s room signage is appreciated, but we’re switching our restrooms to genderless. |
1.3899 |
0.03722 |
318 |
226 |
60 |
32 |
288 |
I love your crosswalk work. |
1.3899 |
0.03722 |
277 |
189 |
68 |
20 |
289 |
We feel that you lack dimension. |
1.3899 |
0.03993 |
277 |
197 |
52 |
28 |
290 |
Your loan for a home with a squiggly line coming out of the chimney has been approved. |
1.3893 |
0.03961 |
280 |
199 |
53 |
28 |
291 |
So, how do you think being a hangman's assistant qualifies you for this job? |
1.3893 |
0.03756 |
298 |
209 |
62 |
27 |
292 |
Even here in Texas we are looking for teachers with a bit more substance, at least an opposing thumb. I would strongly suggest you try the Florida university system? |
1.3885 |
0.03863 |
296 |
211 |
55 |
30 |
293 |
Can you be flexible? |
1.3883 |
0.03788 |
291 |
204 |
61 |
26 |
294 |
It says here that you're an expert in Hangman. |
1.3883 |
0.03933 |
273 |
192 |
56 |
25 |
295 |
Since we won't have to waste months and months reducing you to a faceless drone, you've been found to be a perfect fit for the job! |
1.3881 |
0.03930 |
286 |
204 |
53 |
29 |
296 |
I just can't stop thinking about the lamp. |
1.3880 |
0.04305 |
250 |
181 |
41 |
28 |
297 |
An interesting story, but I'm afraid the jury will see right through you. |
1.3880 |
0.03775 |
299 |
211 |
60 |
28 |
298 |
You would, of course, become part of our skeleton crew. |
1.3874 |
0.03718 |
302 |
212 |
63 |
27 |
299 |
The face recognition security system may pose a problem. |
1.3871 |
0.03837 |
279 |
195 |
60 |
24 |
300 |
Yes, it is true that we asked you for an outline of yourself, but you’ll have to incorporate more before Mr. Hodges can see you. |
1.3867 |
0.03765 |
300 |
212 |
60 |
28 |
301 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for an applicant with a bit more substance. |
1.3862 |
0.04200 |
246 |
175 |
47 |
24 |
302 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.3861 |
0.04083 |
259 |
184 |
50 |
25 |
303 |
You look kind of sketchy to me. |
1.3855 |
0.04048 |
262 |
186 |
51 |
25 |
304 |
You’re an interesting candidate, but we’ll need to fill in some more details. |
1.3855 |
0.03700 |
275 |
188 |
68 |
19 |
305 |
Great resume, but it needs to be fleshed out a bit. |
1.3849 |
0.03811 |
278 |
194 |
61 |
23 |
306 |
Let's ask that in another way...what bathroom do you use? |
1.3849 |
0.03816 |
291 |
206 |
58 |
27 |
307 |
Get the fuck out. |
1.3846 |
0.03981 |
325 |
245 |
35 |
45 |
308 |
You appear drawn! |
1.3846 |
0.05429 |
143 |
101 |
29 |
13 |
309 |
Yes, I am a minimalist. |
1.3843 |
0.03690 |
268 |
182 |
69 |
17 |
310 |
… and you identify as “rectilinear“…? |
1.3843 |
0.04510 |
229 |
167 |
36 |
26 |
311 |
We just need you to fill out your form. |
1.3840 |
0.04035 |
263 |
187 |
51 |
25 |
312 |
Have you given me your outline? |
1.3840 |
0.03926 |
263 |
184 |
57 |
22 |
313 |
We'd like to see more of you around the office. |
1.3838 |
0.03636 |
297 |
206 |
68 |
23 |
314 |
Your father was a broom and your mother
a tennis racket? |
1.3837 |
0.04579 |
258 |
198 |
21 |
39 |
315 |
We are looking for someone to have skin in the game. |
1.3832 |
0.04084 |
274 |
199 |
45 |
30 |
316 |
So you are a minimalist. |
1.3831 |
0.03684 |
295 |
206 |
65 |
24 |
317 |
Just because it looks like you in the wheelchair does not mean you can park in the handicap spots |
1.3831 |
0.04099 |
295 |
220 |
37 |
38 |
318 |
In five years I see myself with a mouth, nose, eyes, and 401K. |
1.3829 |
0.04004 |
269 |
192 |
51 |
26 |
319 |
Why come to us for a rebrand? You’re such a recognizable figure. |
1.3827 |
0.03818 |
277 |
194 |
60 |
23 |
320 |
Sorry, but we are looking for someone with more substance |
1.3826 |
0.03636 |
311 |
219 |
65 |
27 |
321 |
Yes, complete transparency is part of our mission statement. |
1.3821 |
0.03781 |
301 |
215 |
57 |
29 |
322 |
I can only give you an outline of the project. |
1.3820 |
0.03734 |
267 |
183 |
66 |
18 |
323 |
You look familiar, but I really cant place your face |
1.3810 |
0.04159 |
252 |
181 |
46 |
25 |
324 |
So you want to report an identity theft? |
1.3808 |
0.03799 |
302 |
217 |
55 |
30 |
325 |
Oh, did you mean SIX figures? |
1.3806 |
0.03799 |
289 |
205 |
58 |
26 |
326 |
You look familiar. Did we go to the same preschool? |
1.3806 |
0.04047 |
268 |
193 |
48 |
27 |
327 |
Can you do 3D? |
1.3803 |
0.03685 |
305 |
216 |
62 |
27 |
328 |
‘So 30 years in Men’s Room signage must have had its moments…?’ |
1.3799 |
0.03962 |
279 |
201 |
50 |
28 |
329 |
Ok, but could you flesh that out a bit more for me? |
1.3796 |
0.04080 |
274 |
200 |
44 |
30 |
330 |
I feel so one dimensional |
1.3796 |
0.03844 |
274 |
193 |
58 |
23 |
331 |
Pronoun? |
1.3787 |
0.03933 |
272 |
194 |
53 |
25 |
332 |
Wow, Ozempic really works! |
1.3786 |
0.03950 |
280 |
202 |
50 |
28 |
333 |
Don't give me that line. I can see right through you. |
1.3786 |
0.03818 |
280 |
198 |
58 |
24 |
334 |
We're still going to need you to wear pants. |
1.3785 |
0.03933 |
251 |
175 |
57 |
19 |
335 |
Mr. Jones will see right through you now. |
1.3784 |
0.03411 |
296 |
200 |
80 |
16 |
336 |
My father was a coat hanger. |
1.3783 |
0.03950 |
267 |
190 |
53 |
24 |
337 |
Other than Hangman, do you have any other work experience? |
1.3779 |
0.04003 |
262 |
187 |
51 |
24 |
338 |
You’re the one who asked me to pencil you in |
1.3773 |
0.03921 |
273 |
195 |
53 |
25 |
339 |
It was a white SUV, with stickers of my wife and kids on the back window. |
1.3771 |
0.04192 |
236 |
168 |
47 |
21 |
340 |
Sorry, the part of the thin man has already been cast. |
1.3764 |
0.04203 |
263 |
194 |
39 |
30 |
341 |
We’d like someone with a little more substance. |
1.3763 |
0.03757 |
279 |
196 |
61 |
22 |
342 |
You’re not a very detail-oriented person are you? |
1.3759 |
0.03885 |
266 |
188 |
56 |
22 |
343 |
Perhaps you have taken the organization's emphasis on transparency a little to far. |
1.3759 |
0.03958 |
282 |
205 |
48 |
29 |
344 |
Fill me in. |
1.3755 |
0.04200 |
245 |
177 |
44 |
24 |
345 |
So...on your application where we ask are you Male or Female, you wrote in "Straight |
1.3755 |
0.04231 |
269 |
201 |
35 |
33 |
346 |
I’m sorry, but you can’t use “n/a” as your preferred pronoun on the application. |
1.3750 |
0.04014 |
264 |
190 |
49 |
25 |
347 |
We're looking for a real stickler for figures |
1.3750 |
0.03802 |
288 |
206 |
56 |
26 |
348 |
Im sorry. The desk lamp position has already been filled. |
1.3750 |
0.04325 |
264 |
199 |
31 |
34 |
349 |
So…what pronouns do you use? |
1.3746 |
0.03817 |
283 |
202 |
56 |
25 |
350 |
This is a complex job, so I hope there’s more to you than meets the eye. |
1.3745 |
0.04184 |
243 |
175 |
45 |
23 |
351 |
Funny, I'm not seeing any openings for executive coat hanger. |
1.3737 |
0.04245 |
281 |
214 |
29 |
38 |
352 |
How soon could you fill in? |
1.3736 |
0.03776 |
273 |
192 |
60 |
21 |
353 |
Are you flexible? |
1.3735 |
0.04069 |
249 |
178 |
49 |
22 |
354 |
Don't look at me with that blank stare. If we catch you playing hangman in the break room one more time, you're fired. |
1.3733 |
0.03856 |
292 |
212 |
51 |
29 |
355 |
On paper you seem like a perfect candidate. |
1.3728 |
0.03787 |
279 |
198 |
58 |
23 |
356 |
I'm getting complaints that you're turning sideways and disappearing.....just when there's work to be done. |
1.3728 |
0.03954 |
279 |
203 |
48 |
28 |
357 |
Well, you don't have an appointment, but I can pencil you in. |
1.3727 |
0.04039 |
271 |
198 |
45 |
28 |
358 |
Having survived a game of Hangman isn't much of a credential. |
1.3727 |
0.04005 |
271 |
197 |
47 |
27 |
359 |
Thank you for your time sir,but we're looking for a more well rounded candidate. |
1.3725 |
0.04211 |
247 |
180 |
42 |
25 |
360 |
So, you want us to sue Ozempic? |
1.3722 |
0.04024 |
266 |
193 |
47 |
26 |
361 |
I am afraid that we're really looking for someone who is just a little more detail oriented! |
1.3715 |
0.04248 |
253 |
187 |
38 |
28 |
362 |
I'm afraid you would be lost here at Graphs and Charts Inc. |
1.3712 |
0.03937 |
264 |
189 |
52 |
23 |
363 |
On the contrary, we value transparency. |
1.3708 |
0.03976 |
267 |
193 |
49 |
25 |
364 |
The reason why we are letting you go Bruce is not your lack of transparency, rather your lack of guts. |
1.3707 |
0.03991 |
259 |
186 |
50 |
23 |
365 |
Extra lines are just $9.95 a month. |
1.3704 |
0.04454 |
243 |
183 |
30 |
30 |
366 |
And how do you expect to fill the position? |
1.3704 |
0.04492 |
243 |
184 |
28 |
31 |
367 |
And you'll be expected to model in the nude for our beginners classes - I trust that won't be a problem. |
1.3701 |
0.04122 |
254 |
185 |
44 |
25 |
368 |
Drew, was it? |
1.3696 |
0.03777 |
276 |
196 |
58 |
22 |
369 |
What would make you a good fit here at Pictionary, Inc.? |
1.3693 |
0.03807 |
306 |
225 |
49 |
32 |
370 |
I don’t know, you look a little sketchy. |
1.3692 |
0.03787 |
260 |
182 |
60 |
18 |
371 |
What drew you to our company? |
1.3690 |
0.04183 |
252 |
185 |
41 |
26 |
372 |
You'll be making a stick figure salary. |
1.3686 |
0.04181 |
236 |
170 |
45 |
21 |
373 |
When did you begin to suspect that you were a victim of identity theft? |
1.3686 |
0.04257 |
255 |
190 |
36 |
29 |
374 |
We are looking for someone with more of a profile. |
1.3684 |
0.04124 |
266 |
197 |
40 |
29 |
375 |
We're going to need to flesh out more than just your resume. |
1.3680 |
0.03916 |
269 |
194 |
51 |
24 |
376 |
It's so refreshing to meet a job candidate with nothing to hide |
1.3676 |
0.03976 |
253 |
181 |
51 |
21 |
377 |
I was hoping for a face to face meeting. |
1.3672 |
0.04206 |
256 |
190 |
38 |
28 |
378 |
When your email said you were drawn to this position, this isn’t what I had in mind. |
1.3672 |
0.04133 |
256 |
188 |
42 |
26 |
379 |
I feel a bit sketchy. |
1.3671 |
0.04251 |
237 |
173 |
41 |
23 |
380 |
I see you have prior experience as a Hangman. |
1.3670 |
0.03936 |
267 |
193 |
50 |
24 |
381 |
I was hoping there was more to you than what was outlined in your resume |
1.3670 |
0.03972 |
267 |
194 |
48 |
25 |
382 |
Are you good with figures? |
1.3664 |
0.03840 |
262 |
186 |
56 |
20 |
383 |
You clearly show backbone, but we’re looking for someone more well-rounded. |
1.3664 |
0.04169 |
262 |
195 |
38 |
29 |
384 |
This first draft's a little thin, and your protagonist feels kind of one-dimensional. |
1.3657 |
0.03959 |
268 |
195 |
48 |
25 |
385 |
Last question: how would you differentiate yourself from other candidates like you? |
1.3654 |
0.04423 |
208 |
150 |
40 |
18 |
386 |
We do have an opening for a kindergarten art teacher. When can you start? |
1.3652 |
0.04254 |
230 |
167 |
42 |
21 |
387 |
I’m so sorry, the position is filled. |
1.3652 |
0.04299 |
230 |
168 |
40 |
22 |
388 |
No I said "six figures" not stick figure. |
1.3651 |
0.04102 |
252 |
184 |
44 |
24 |
389 |
And what shall I put down for your pronouns? |
1.3650 |
0.03895 |
274 |
199 |
50 |
25 |
390 |
We'd like to see if you could fill in for a while. |
1.3644 |
0.04081 |
247 |
179 |
46 |
22 |
391 |
Actually, we’re looking for someone with non-linear thinking skills. |
1.3644 |
0.04239 |
247 |
183 |
38 |
26 |
392 |
Your resume is a bit sketchy, but I'll try to read between the lines. |
1.3643 |
0.04031 |
258 |
188 |
46 |
24 |
393 |
I’m afraid we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. |
1.3643 |
0.03720 |
258 |
180 |
62 |
16 |
394 |
Please fill out your form. |
1.3641 |
0.04289 |
217 |
156 |
43 |
18 |
395 |
Well, yes… This IS a finishing school. |
1.3636 |
0.04010 |
253 |
183 |
48 |
22 |
396 |
And I'll never take coffee, lunch or bathroom breaks. |
1.3636 |
0.04088 |
253 |
185 |
44 |
24 |
397 |
So you say they were about to hang you? |
1.3636 |
0.03883 |
275 |
200 |
50 |
25 |
398 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a little more depth. |
1.3632 |
0.04111 |
234 |
168 |
47 |
19 |
399 |
I need you to be realistic John. |
1.3629 |
0.04328 |
237 |
176 |
36 |
25 |
400 |
Have you modeled for children's art classes before? |
1.3628 |
0.04316 |
215 |
155 |
42 |
18 |
401 |
We need to see more of you at the office. |
1.3625 |
0.03905 |
240 |
169 |
55 |
16 |
402 |
You cannot let your 8-year-old define your identity. |
1.3623 |
0.04434 |
207 |
150 |
39 |
18 |
403 |
May I ask your preferred pronoun? |
1.3622 |
0.03997 |
254 |
184 |
48 |
22 |
404 |
You look a bit sketchy. |
1.3619 |
0.03807 |
257 |
182 |
57 |
18 |
405 |
I've modeled for restroom doors and European crosswalks, but I really want to get into motion capture. |
1.3619 |
0.03886 |
257 |
184 |
53 |
20 |
406 |
You have a form to fill out. |
1.3619 |
0.03886 |
257 |
184 |
53 |
20 |
407 |
You need to show more guts. |
1.3618 |
0.04008 |
246 |
177 |
49 |
20 |
408 |
I’m sorry, but I have to draw the line somewhere. |
1.3617 |
0.03961 |
235 |
166 |
53 |
16 |
409 |
What have you appeared in besides children’s drawings? |
1.3615 |
0.04542 |
213 |
158 |
33 |
22 |
410 |
I believe they are looking for someone with a bit more depth to fill the position |
1.3614 |
0.04287 |
202 |
143 |
45 |
14 |
411 |
I’m drawing a blank. |
1.3612 |
0.04056 |
227 |
161 |
50 |
16 |
412 |
We’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate |
1.3611 |
0.03733 |
252 |
176 |
61 |
15 |
413 |
You've been the face of our men's bathroom door for many years, but management thinks it's time for a change. |
1.3610 |
0.04313 |
241 |
180 |
35 |
26 |
414 |
I prefer to not be defined by pronouns. |
1.3607 |
0.04071 |
244 |
177 |
46 |
21 |
415 |
Your transparency is a plus, but you seem to lack substance. |
1.3602 |
0.03918 |
261 |
189 |
50 |
22 |
416 |
My greatest weakness? Erasers. |
1.3600 |
0.04486 |
200 |
145 |
38 |
17 |
417 |
Are you here for the hangman job opening or the crosswalk position? |
1.3593 |
0.04233 |
231 |
169 |
41 |
21 |
418 |
I must say, you look great on paper. |
1.3592 |
0.04016 |
245 |
177 |
48 |
20 |
419 |
We're looking for someone to fill in. |
1.3590 |
0.04279 |
234 |
173 |
38 |
23 |
420 |
Seems to me that your previous employment involved a lot of "hanging around"? |
1.3587 |
0.04294 |
223 |
163 |
40 |
20 |
421 |
We're looking for someone a little more well rounded. |
1.3587 |
0.03952 |
223 |
156 |
54 |
13 |
422 |
And when did you stop taking Ozempic? |
1.3587 |
0.04433 |
223 |
166 |
34 |
23 |
423 |
Tell me why you're drawn to this business? |
1.3585 |
0.04454 |
212 |
156 |
36 |
20 |
424 |
It is my belief you were not on placebo. |
1.3584 |
0.04299 |
226 |
166 |
39 |
21 |
425 |
You’re a bright guy but you lack depth. |
1.3583 |
0.03833 |
254 |
181 |
55 |
18 |
426 |
I'll pencil you in for the meeting on Friday. |
1.3580 |
0.03880 |
257 |
185 |
52 |
20 |
427 |
Where do you see yourself five letters from now? |
1.3574 |
0.04178 |
235 |
172 |
42 |
21 |
428 |
You’re definitely one of our sketchier candidates |
1.3574 |
0.04090 |
235 |
170 |
46 |
19 |
429 |
Actually, we were looking for someone with more substance. |
1.3571 |
0.04135 |
224 |
161 |
46 |
17 |
430 |
I need you to flesh out your resume for me. |
1.3571 |
0.04307 |
238 |
178 |
35 |
25 |
431 |
Would you be interested is being a model for the beginning drawing class? |
1.3569 |
0.03940 |
255 |
185 |
49 |
21 |
432 |
We're transferring you to another cartoon. |
1.3568 |
0.04049 |
227 |
162 |
49 |
16 |
433 |
Anything sketchy in your past |
1.3568 |
0.03902 |
227 |
159 |
55 |
13 |
434 |
Doe is the last name? |
1.3559 |
0.04010 |
222 |
157 |
51 |
14 |
435 |
We don't post for the toilet jobs anymore, but we do have an opening in exit signs. |
1.3557 |
0.04636 |
194 |
143 |
33 |
18 |
436 |
Your resume is a little sparse. Can you flesh it out for me? |
1.3548 |
0.04056 |
248 |
182 |
44 |
22 |
437 |
You ARE familiar with the role you would be playing here at Hangman, Inc.? |
1.3548 |
0.04423 |
217 |
161 |
35 |
21 |
438 |
Your lack of attention to detail is becoming an issue. |
1.3547 |
0.04273 |
234 |
174 |
37 |
23 |
439 |
Carol, you're not gonna believe this— but when you said 'let's trim our corporate fat,' I actually heard 'corporeal'. |
1.3546 |
0.04214 |
251 |
189 |
35 |
27 |
440 |
Just give me a brief sketch. |
1.3544 |
0.03972 |
237 |
170 |
50 |
17 |
441 |
I guess I should fill you in. |
1.3540 |
0.04008 |
226 |
161 |
50 |
15 |
442 |
One of my strengths is that I know where to draw the line. |
1.3538 |
0.04294 |
212 |
154 |
41 |
17 |
443 |
Thank you Kevin, for being so transparent. |
1.3537 |
0.04296 |
229 |
170 |
37 |
22 |
444 |
It says here you have posed for washroom signage |
1.3534 |
0.03837 |
249 |
178 |
54 |
17 |
445 |
Some people say I’m one dimensional |
1.3527 |
0.04179 |
241 |
179 |
39 |
23 |
446 |
We want you to model for our pre-school art class. |
1.3527 |
0.04261 |
241 |
181 |
35 |
25 |
447 |
Your references are fine, but I find you a bit sketchy. |
1.3527 |
0.04177 |
224 |
163 |
43 |
18 |
448 |
You seem to match well with the company culture. We have a lot of empty suits here. |
1.3527 |
0.04500 |
224 |
170 |
29 |
25 |
449 |
Can you type? |
1.3527 |
0.04365 |
207 |
151 |
39 |
17 |
450 |
Your resumé looks sketchy. |
1.3522 |
0.04235 |
230 |
170 |
39 |
21 |
451 |
Believe me, I can see right through you! |
1.3519 |
0.04326 |
233 |
175 |
34 |
24 |
452 |
Please feel free to speak figuratively. |
1.3519 |
0.04079 |
216 |
154 |
48 |
14 |
453 |
I want to come out of the closet. |
1.3518 |
0.04369 |
253 |
196 |
25 |
32 |
454 |
I’m dressing you in my mind as we speak, Mr. Jones. |
1.3518 |
0.03833 |
253 |
182 |
53 |
18 |
455 |
__ __ __ __ __ __ __ |
1.3512 |
0.04657 |
205 |
155 |
28 |
22 |
456 |
Yes, Mr. Sticks, Mr. Stones has also been put on probation. |
1.3506 |
0.04171 |
251 |
189 |
36 |
26 |
457 |
I remember you! I drew you when I was five. |
1.3505 |
0.04362 |
214 |
158 |
37 |
19 |
458 |
What are your preferred pronouns? |
1.3502 |
0.04218 |
217 |
158 |
42 |
17 |
459 |
You feel people oversimplify you? |
1.3502 |
0.04227 |
237 |
177 |
37 |
23 |
460 |
So I understand that you'd like to take a leave of absence to 'find yourself '... |
1.3502 |
0.04141 |
237 |
175 |
41 |
21 |
461 |
So besides appearing on road signs, what other work have you done? |
1.3500 |
0.04018 |
240 |
175 |
46 |
19 |
462 |
When I asked you to fill out the form, I didn't mean your application. |
1.3498 |
0.03940 |
243 |
176 |
49 |
18 |
463 |
What have you done since art school? |
1.3498 |
0.04374 |
223 |
167 |
34 |
22 |
464 |
But I already lost the weight for the role! |
1.3498 |
0.04366 |
203 |
148 |
39 |
16 |
465 |
It says here you're a well-known figure. |
1.3498 |
0.04366 |
203 |
148 |
39 |
16 |
466 |
I’m sorry. We are looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.3498 |
0.04366 |
203 |
148 |
39 |
16 |
467 |
Yes, that job in graphics is still open. |
1.3496 |
0.04049 |
226 |
163 |
47 |
16 |
468 |
So…you feel two-dimensional? |
1.3496 |
0.03951 |
226 |
161 |
51 |
14 |
469 |
Easy to draw is not a reason to hire you. |
1.3495 |
0.04375 |
206 |
151 |
38 |
17 |
470 |
And about your book, 'Drawing Made Easy'... |
1.3493 |
0.04276 |
209 |
152 |
41 |
16 |
471 |
Someone’s trying to hang me! |
1.3491 |
0.04159 |
232 |
171 |
41 |
20 |
472 |
I don't need to know your whole background. Just give me an outline. |
1.3490 |
0.04541 |
192 |
141 |
35 |
16 |
473 |
Well, yes, we do believe in transparency, but we do need to draw the line somewhere |
1.3487 |
0.04040 |
238 |
174 |
45 |
19 |
474 |
I don’t believe FaceTime will work for us. |
1.3486 |
0.04398 |
218 |
163 |
34 |
21 |
475 |
While lacking in some areas, our recruitment team was impressed by your low carbon footprint. |
1.3485 |
0.04325 |
198 |
143 |
41 |
14 |
476 |
Since you don't have a mouth, I'm going to need a thought bubble. |
1.3485 |
0.04722 |
198 |
150 |
27 |
21 |
477 |
You'll fit right in with the skeleton crew. |
1.3484 |
0.04176 |
244 |
183 |
37 |
24 |
478 |
Ozempic? |
1.3483 |
0.04337 |
201 |
146 |
40 |
15 |
479 |
So I'm guessing you aren't much of a detail person. |
1.3483 |
0.04337 |
201 |
146 |
40 |
15 |
480 |
And why do you think you'd be a good hangman? |
1.3483 |
0.04561 |
201 |
150 |
32 |
19 |
481 |
You seem unfulfilled |
1.3483 |
0.03915 |
201 |
139 |
54 |
8 |
482 |
Your CV features nude modeling for elementary art classes?" |
1.3481 |
0.04926 |
181 |
137 |
25 |
19 |
483 |
And what makes you think you're a faceless nobody? |
1.3480 |
0.04315 |
227 |
170 |
35 |
22 |
484 |
I think we need to flesh out your resumé. |
1.3476 |
0.04189 |
233 |
173 |
39 |
21 |
485 |
I’m sorry. We don’t need any more models for Life Drawing 101. |
1.3476 |
0.04205 |
210 |
152 |
43 |
15 |
486 |
Who drew you to us? |
1.3476 |
0.04205 |
210 |
152 |
43 |
15 |
487 |
There’s really a lot more to me than meets the eye. |
1.3469 |
0.04471 |
196 |
144 |
36 |
16 |
488 |
Do I have to draw you a picture? |
1.3468 |
0.04096 |
222 |
161 |
45 |
16 |
489 |
Sorry I missed yesterdays meeting, I was out stick |
1.3465 |
0.04319 |
202 |
147 |
40 |
15 |
490 |
What interests you in becoming a restroom sign model? |
1.3463 |
0.04330 |
205 |
150 |
39 |
16 |
491 |
We’re looking for a person of real substance. |
1.3460 |
0.04047 |
237 |
174 |
44 |
19 |
492 |
Besides representing all human form on pre-historic cave art, do you have other interpersonal skills? |
1.3460 |
0.04697 |
211 |
163 |
23 |
25 |
493 |
You lack perspective. |
1.3458 |
0.04055 |
240 |
177 |
43 |
20 |
494 |
What makes you think that a noose drawn on a whiteboard was targeted at you? |
1.3458 |
0.04454 |
214 |
161 |
32 |
21 |
495 |
You seem qualified, but our facial recognition policy may pose a problem. |
1.3456 |
0.04159 |
217 |
158 |
43 |
16 |
496 |
You look a bit drawn. |
1.3455 |
0.04367 |
191 |
138 |
40 |
13 |
497 |
What are your pronouns? |
1.3455 |
0.03941 |
246 |
180 |
47 |
19 |
498 |
You say you posed for Keith Haring? |
1.3455 |
0.03941 |
246 |
180 |
47 |
19 |
499 |
It appears that your bariatric surgery was quite successful. |
1.3455 |
0.04411 |
220 |
166 |
32 |
22 |
500 |
I see you survived Hangman. Tell me about that. |
1.3455 |
0.04458 |
220 |
167 |
30 |
23 |
501 |
The pay is minimal, but so are you. |
1.3450 |
0.04288 |
200 |
145 |
41 |
14 |
502 |
Have you had any other jobs other than hangman? |
1.3448 |
0.04107 |
232 |
171 |
42 |
19 |
503 |
In the last quarter your colleagues described your performance as, “sketchy.” |
1.3447 |
0.04474 |
206 |
154 |
33 |
19 |
504 |
Mr. Stevens wanted me to fill you in. |
1.3443 |
0.04005 |
244 |
180 |
44 |
20 |
505 |
We’re looking for someone more detail-oriented. |
1.3440 |
0.04439 |
218 |
165 |
31 |
22 |
506 |
I find you refreshing. All morning I've been interviewing nothing but empty suits. |
1.3440 |
0.04040 |
218 |
157 |
47 |
14 |
507 |
Chad, we're going to need more from you. |
1.3439 |
0.04202 |
221 |
163 |
40 |
18 |
508 |
First, I'll have to ask that you please fill out your form. |
1.3438 |
0.04114 |
224 |
164 |
43 |
17 |
509 |
Doodle or not, you still have to wear pants to work. |
1.3438 |
0.04651 |
192 |
144 |
30 |
18 |
510 |
I'm looking for something fulfilling |
1.3438 |
0.04651 |
192 |
144 |
30 |
18 |
511 |
So you say you’re 6’3 and weigh 215? |
1.3436 |
0.04540 |
195 |
145 |
33 |
17 |
512 |
I am sorry but we only have two restrooms! |
1.3435 |
0.04311 |
230 |
174 |
33 |
23 |
513 |
I really don't see anything of substance here |
1.3430 |
0.04184 |
207 |
150 |
43 |
14 |
514 |
I don't think an X-Ray will help us. |
1.3427 |
0.04156 |
213 |
155 |
43 |
15 |
515 |
You want to opt out of your diet program?.....when you're doing so well? |
1.3426 |
0.04320 |
216 |
161 |
36 |
19 |
516 |
Where do you see yourself with five more lines? |
1.3425 |
0.04373 |
219 |
165 |
33 |
21 |
517 |
We can stick with today, or I can pencil you in tomorrow. |
1.3423 |
0.04283 |
222 |
166 |
36 |
20 |
518 |
And then I had a job as a hanger in Lady Gaga’s closet. That was great fun… |
1.3423 |
0.04559 |
222 |
172 |
24 |
26 |
519 |
My LinkedIn profile was hacked, so I am starting from scratch. |
1.3421 |
0.04154 |
228 |
169 |
40 |
19 |
520 |
So would you be interested in working the door at the men’s restroom? |
1.3421 |
0.04246 |
228 |
171 |
36 |
21 |
521 |
This job requires you to be heartless. |
1.3413 |
0.04489 |
208 |
157 |
31 |
20 |
522 |
Personally, you appear a little sketchy to me. |
1.3412 |
0.04126 |
211 |
153 |
44 |
14 |
523 |
I mean, my career here has been pretty linear so far… |
1.3411 |
0.04139 |
214 |
156 |
43 |
15 |
524 |
And what makes you unique? |
1.3409 |
0.04211 |
220 |
163 |
39 |
18 |
525 |
You seem a little sketchy to me. |
1.3409 |
0.04308 |
220 |
165 |
35 |
20 |
526 |
Relax, I just want to fill you in. |
1.3405 |
0.04388 |
185 |
134 |
39 |
12 |
527 |
Sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. |
1.3405 |
0.04520 |
185 |
136 |
35 |
14 |
528 |
So what makes you think someone is trying to hang you? |
1.3405 |
0.04278 |
232 |
176 |
33 |
23 |
529 |
Things move a lot faster here than at Hangman. |
1.3404 |
0.04281 |
235 |
179 |
32 |
24 |
530 |
You look good on paper but… |
1.3398 |
0.04358 |
206 |
153 |
36 |
17 |
531 |
Well, I think we'll skip the x-ray. |
1.3396 |
0.04322 |
212 |
158 |
36 |
18 |
532 |
What do you mean my work lacks dimension?" |
1.3394 |
0.04195 |
221 |
164 |
39 |
18 |
533 |
Sorry, we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. |
1.3392 |
0.03971 |
227 |
165 |
47 |
15 |
534 |
What drew you here? |
1.3388 |
0.04617 |
183 |
136 |
32 |
15 |
535 |
I can assure you we don't discriminate against the poorly drawn. |
1.3384 |
0.04538 |
198 |
149 |
31 |
18 |
536 |
I'm afraid it's back to the drawing board. |
1.3382 |
0.04286 |
207 |
153 |
38 |
16 |
537 |
I'm good at seeing right through people, Mr. Jones. |
1.3380 |
0.04253 |
213 |
158 |
38 |
17 |
538 |
So you claim the game Hangman is culturally insensitive? |
1.3377 |
0.04284 |
228 |
173 |
33 |
22 |
539 |
Yes, fashion model is an option but, as your career counsellor, I think you would find teaching art in kindergarten much more rewarding. |
1.3368 |
0.04674 |
190 |
144 |
28 |
18 |
540 |
Looks like your account is underdrawn. |
1.3368 |
0.04442 |
193 |
143 |
35 |
15 |
541 |
Arn't you afraid you might stick out? |
1.3367 |
0.04682 |
196 |
150 |
26 |
20 |
542 |
I understand you can trace your family back over 40,000 years . |
1.3367 |
0.04462 |
199 |
149 |
33 |
17 |
543 |
They say you've been barely showing up to work lately. |
1.3366 |
0.04185 |
202 |
147 |
42 |
13 |
544 |
I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more… multidimensional.” |
1.3366 |
0.04313 |
205 |
152 |
37 |
16 |
545 |
Let's talk about the dress code. |
1.3366 |
0.04085 |
205 |
148 |
45 |
12 |
546 |
Your prose is strong, but the characters are one dimensional. |
1.3365 |
0.04214 |
208 |
153 |
40 |
15 |
547 |
And you're sure you want to be an art major? |
1.3364 |
0.04338 |
214 |
161 |
34 |
19 |
548 |
I would suggest you flesh out your resume a little. |
1.3364 |
0.03877 |
217 |
155 |
51 |
11 |
549 |
I don't see much depth in you. |
1.3364 |
0.04001 |
220 |
160 |
46 |
14 |
550 |
We were hoping to find someone more well-rounded. |
1.3363 |
0.04014 |
223 |
163 |
45 |
15 |
551 |
Can you flesh out your employment history a bit? |
1.3363 |
0.03977 |
226 |
165 |
46 |
15 |
552 |
That’s quite a line…. |
1.3362 |
0.03608 |
232 |
163 |
60 |
9 |
553 |
Frankly, we are looking for someone with more substance. |
1.3350 |
0.04443 |
200 |
150 |
33 |
17 |
554 |
We were hoping for a candidate with a little more depth. |
1.3349 |
0.04313 |
212 |
159 |
35 |
18 |
555 |
Could you be more specific? |
1.3349 |
0.04423 |
218 |
167 |
29 |
22 |
556 |
We were looking more for a straw man. |
1.3349 |
0.03916 |
218 |
157 |
49 |
12 |
557 |
You definitely have the stick-to-it-ive-ness but I’m just not seeing the depth. |
1.3348 |
0.03779 |
230 |
165 |
53 |
12 |
558 |
Yes, I do think your liposuction addiction is getting out of hand |
1.3333 |
0.04310 |
219 |
166 |
33 |
20 |
559 |
Your resume is a bit sketchy. |
1.3333 |
0.04222 |
207 |
153 |
39 |
15 |
560 |
Can you operate a stick shift? |
1.3333 |
0.04529 |
198 |
150 |
30 |
18 |
561 |
Don't embellish. I can see right through you. |
1.3333 |
0.04480 |
201 |
152 |
31 |
18 |
562 |
Tell me more about this recurring dream. A scaffold? And no more vowels? |
1.3333 |
0.04572 |
192 |
145 |
30 |
17 |
563 |
Gender neutral,huh? |
1.3333 |
0.04211 |
219 |
164 |
37 |
18 |
564 |
So, tell me about this fear of erasers... |
1.3333 |
0.04616 |
186 |
140 |
30 |
16 |
565 |
Can you fill out your profile for me ? |
1.3333 |
0.04108 |
234 |
176 |
38 |
20 |
566 |
I'm sorry, but we actually need warm bodies. |
1.3333 |
0.04296 |
213 |
160 |
35 |
18 |
567 |
We are seeking a more diverse workforce...You seem really straight. |
1.3319 |
0.04123 |
229 |
172 |
38 |
19 |
568 |
Tell me very little about yourself. |
1.3318 |
0.04195 |
220 |
165 |
37 |
18 |
569 |
""In all honesty, you're looking a little drawn." |
1.3317 |
0.04303 |
205 |
153 |
36 |
16 |
570 |
We're thinning out our staff. |
1.3316 |
0.03944 |
196 |
139 |
49 |
8 |
571 |
What impresses me is your total transparency |
1.3316 |
0.04616 |
196 |
150 |
27 |
19 |
572 |
I"m glad we were able to pencil you in. |
1.3316 |
0.04384 |
196 |
146 |
35 |
15 |
573 |
Yes, I recognized you right away, Mr. Wilson.. from your daughter's drawing of you in the art teacher's classroom. |
1.3316 |
0.04552 |
193 |
146 |
30 |
17 |
574 |
Pants are not optional. |
1.3316 |
0.04245 |
193 |
141 |
40 |
12 |
575 |
I was hoping we could talk face to face. |
1.3315 |
0.04585 |
184 |
138 |
31 |
15 |
576 |
I want to remind you about our company's dress code. |
1.3315 |
0.04775 |
184 |
141 |
25 |
18 |
577 |
So your special skill is playing Hangman? |
1.3315 |
0.05018 |
184 |
145 |
17 |
22 |
578 |
Regardless of body type, you can’t come to the office naked. |
1.3315 |
0.04833 |
181 |
139 |
24 |
18 |
579 |
And what drew you to this position? |
1.3304 |
0.04194 |
227 |
172 |
35 |
20 |
580 |
Could you flesh that out a bit? |
1.3303 |
0.04129 |
221 |
165 |
39 |
17 |
581 |
I wish you would bring more of yourself to these sessions. |
1.3303 |
0.03925 |
221 |
161 |
47 |
13 |
582 |
I knew it. She can see right through me. |
1.3302 |
0.04146 |
212 |
157 |
40 |
15 |
583 |
As head of the HR Department, I totally get that you are "non-binary". |
1.3301 |
0.04116 |
206 |
151 |
42 |
13 |
584 |
Being the father figure on a rear car window decal does not give you experience in the automotive industry. |
1.3301 |
0.04285 |
206 |
154 |
36 |
16 |
585 |
Your body of work is a bit thin. |
1.3301 |
0.04058 |
206 |
150 |
44 |
12 |
586 |
What is your shtick? |
1.3301 |
0.04173 |
206 |
152 |
40 |
14 |
587 |
It says here you have experience playing hangman. |
1.3301 |
0.04553 |
206 |
159 |
26 |
21 |
588 |
Pronoun preference? |
1.3300 |
0.03978 |
203 |
146 |
47 |
10 |
589 |
I think it’s time we take you off that diet. |
1.3300 |
0.04433 |
200 |
151 |
32 |
17 |
590 |
We were expecting someone with a bit more skin to put in the game |
1.3298 |
0.04511 |
188 |
141 |
32 |
15 |
591 |
Do you have any questions about our dress code? |
1.3297 |
0.04690 |
185 |
141 |
27 |
17 |
592 |
So I see that you are applying for the gender neutral bathroom sign. |
1.3297 |
0.04753 |
185 |
142 |
25 |
18 |
593 |
Frankly, the job calls for a person of substance |
1.3297 |
0.04484 |
182 |
135 |
34 |
13 |
594 |
Seriously, you show up to a job interview barefoot? |
1.3292 |
0.04967 |
161 |
122 |
25 |
14 |
595 |
I kind of see myself as an everyman figure. |
1.3288 |
0.04211 |
222 |
168 |
35 |
19 |
596 |
There have been complaints you've been using the wrong bathroom. |
1.3284 |
0.04525 |
201 |
154 |
28 |
19 |
597 |
so, let's talk about your weight loss issue |
1.3281 |
0.04379 |
192 |
143 |
35 |
14 |
598 |
Nonbinary--why did you ask? |
1.3280 |
0.04491 |
189 |
142 |
32 |
15 |
599 |
We aren't sure you have the depth required for this role. |
1.3280 |
0.04233 |
189 |
138 |
40 |
11 |
600 |
You CAN'T sue them. Hanging you is the object of the game! |
1.3280 |
0.04668 |
186 |
142 |
27 |
17 |
601 |
I noticed you left the pronoun selection of your application blank. |
1.3280 |
0.04542 |
186 |
140 |
31 |
15 |
602 |
We can flesh out the details later. |
1.3279 |
0.04256 |
183 |
133 |
40 |
10 |
603 |
So do you have any other experience besides your role in ‘hang-man’ |
1.3278 |
0.04445 |
180 |
133 |
35 |
12 |
604 |
Can you tell me what you didn't like about your role in hangman? |
1.3277 |
0.04568 |
177 |
132 |
32 |
13 |
605 |
They're dismissing your indecent exposure case for insufficient evidence." |
1.3275 |
0.04342 |
229 |
178 |
27 |
24 |
606 |
You will be the perfect model for our kindergarten art class. |
1.3274 |
0.04887 |
168 |
128 |
25 |
15 |
607 |
I‘ll pencil you in for 4:00. |
1.3272 |
0.04073 |
217 |
161 |
41 |
15 |
608 |
I am sorry, I don't believe it is ethical to do any more plastic surgery on you. |
1.3269 |
0.04304 |
208 |
157 |
34 |
17 |
609 |
I'm afraid your applicatoin is a little short on details. |
1.3266 |
0.04611 |
199 |
154 |
25 |
20 |
610 |
I hear you’re good with thin margins. |
1.3266 |
0.03959 |
199 |
143 |
47 |
9 |
611 |
I’m not gonna lie, you seem really sketchy. |
1.3266 |
0.04499 |
199 |
152 |
29 |
18 |
612 |
I have a position open in tech support. Can you do an Indian accent? |
1.3264 |
0.04994 |
193 |
155 |
13 |
25 |
613 |
I'm a simple guy |
1.3263 |
0.04280 |
190 |
140 |
38 |
12 |
614 |
This is the worst case of identity theft I’ve ever seen. |
1.3262 |
0.04521 |
187 |
141 |
31 |
15 |
615 |
The facial recognition software will only work, well, with a face. |
1.3257 |
0.04528 |
175 |
130 |
33 |
12 |
616 |
There have been complaints about your lack of attention to detail. |
1.3257 |
0.04528 |
175 |
130 |
33 |
12 |
617 |
Did you win? |
1.3256 |
0.03989 |
215 |
158 |
44 |
13 |
618 |
This proposal needs some fleshing out... |
1.3256 |
0.03989 |
215 |
158 |
44 |
13 |
619 |
What drew you to want to work on facial recognition? |
1.3255 |
0.04296 |
212 |
161 |
33 |
18 |
620 |
I'm sure you'll work well with our skeleton crew. |
1.3249 |
0.04642 |
197 |
153 |
24 |
20 |
621 |
I have nothing to hide. |
1.3247 |
0.04216 |
194 |
143 |
39 |
12 |
622 |
Walk… don’t walk…
the choice is yours. |
1.3245 |
0.04501 |
188 |
142 |
31 |
15 |
623 |
I blame the Ozempic. |
1.3243 |
0.04421 |
185 |
138 |
34 |
13 |
624 |
I find myself inexplicably drawn to you. |
1.3243 |
0.04421 |
185 |
138 |
34 |
13 |
625 |
Thanks for pencilling me in |
1.3242 |
0.04118 |
182 |
131 |
43 |
8 |
626 |
Would it kill you to wear a tie? |
1.3239 |
0.04506 |
176 |
131 |
33 |
12 |
627 |
Jeffrey, let me fill you in. |
1.3238 |
0.04215 |
210 |
158 |
36 |
16 |
628 |
So, what draws you here today? |
1.3237 |
0.04258 |
207 |
156 |
35 |
16 |
629 |
I'll be glad to fill you in, figuratively speaking. |
1.3235 |
0.04837 |
170 |
130 |
25 |
15 |
630 |
You just don’t seem very detail-oriented |
1.3234 |
0.04112 |
201 |
148 |
41 |
12 |
631 |
How long have you had this empty feeling? |
1.3234 |
0.04347 |
201 |
152 |
33 |
16 |
632 |
We like that you are non-binary. |
1.3234 |
0.04435 |
167 |
122 |
36 |
9 |
633 |
Help me flesh out your resume.. |
1.3229 |
0.04242 |
192 |
142 |
38 |
12 |
634 |
We're looking for someone who is more well-rounded. |
1.3228 |
0.04940 |
158 |
120 |
25 |
13 |
635 |
I interned at CAPTCHA. |
1.3228 |
0.04086 |
189 |
137 |
43 |
9 |
636 |
You may not have a penis, but you still need to wear clothing. |
1.3228 |
0.04542 |
189 |
144 |
29 |
16 |
637 |
Your credentials are obvious. But nobody plays Hangman anymore. |
1.3226 |
0.04168 |
217 |
164 |
36 |
17 |
638 |
You have structure, but you lack substance. |
1.3226 |
0.04401 |
186 |
139 |
34 |
13 |
639 |
People are saying you look drawn. |
1.3224 |
0.04209 |
214 |
162 |
35 |
17 |
640 |
You meet the basic qualifications. But we need to flesh out who you really are. |
1.3224 |
0.04244 |
183 |
134 |
39 |
10 |
641 |
Do you mean that your home town is Etcha Sketch? |
1.3220 |
0.04055 |
205 |
151 |
42 |
12 |
642 |
I'd like you to flesh out your resume. |
1.3218 |
0.04890 |
174 |
135 |
22 |
17 |
643 |
You look like you’d crack under pressure. |
1.3218 |
0.04821 |
174 |
134 |
24 |
16 |
644 |
I see sticking to the figures is your super power. |
1.3216 |
0.04317 |
199 |
150 |
34 |
15 |
645 |
I'm sure it's nice to sit down,
but who's minding the men's room door?" |
1.3214 |
0.04413 |
168 |
123 |
36 |
9 |
646 |
We'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.3214 |
0.03819 |
224 |
164 |
48 |
12 |
647 |
So, do you have any other skills besides hangman? |
1.3209 |
0.04395 |
215 |
167 |
27 |
21 |
648 |
You can't sue the makers of Hangman for using your likeness. |
1.3209 |
0.04573 |
187 |
143 |
28 |
16 |
649 |
You can use Mr., Ms., or Mx. but sorry, no Stx. |
1.3206 |
0.04330 |
209 |
160 |
31 |
18 |
650 |
Let’s hold off on the Ozempic for a while! |
1.3202 |
0.04169 |
178 |
129 |
41 |
8 |
651 |
I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin. |
1.3202 |
0.04137 |
203 |
151 |
39 |
13 |
652 |
You're not suited for this job. |
1.3200 |
0.04515 |
175 |
131 |
32 |
12 |
653 |
I just feel like everyone in the office is trying to stick it to me. |
1.3200 |
0.04999 |
175 |
138 |
18 |
19 |
654 |
You can either step down quietly or we can simply erase your position. |
1.3198 |
0.04223 |
197 |
147 |
37 |
13 |
655 |
I don't know, doc. She says I'm too one-dimensional. |
1.3194 |
0.04501 |
191 |
146 |
29 |
16 |
656 |
you need to fill out your form. |
1.3193 |
0.04761 |
166 |
126 |
27 |
13 |
657 |
Unfortunately we’re looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. |
1.3192 |
0.04056 |
213 |
159 |
40 |
14 |
658 |
Sorry, the position is filled. |
1.3190 |
0.04977 |
163 |
126 |
22 |
15 |
659 |
So maybe we back off on the Ozempic |
1.3189 |
0.04409 |
185 |
139 |
33 |
13 |
660 |
I assume you are here for the hangman position? |
1.3188 |
0.04805 |
160 |
121 |
27 |
12 |
661 |
What draws you into my office today? |
1.3187 |
0.04391 |
182 |
136 |
34 |
12 |
662 |
We drew you, and we can erase you. |
1.3187 |
0.04391 |
182 |
136 |
34 |
12 |
663 |
Luckily, they guessed the word before a noose was drawn. |
1.3184 |
0.04337 |
201 |
153 |
32 |
16 |
664 |
Thanks for penciling me in for today. |
1.3184 |
0.04279 |
201 |
152 |
34 |
15 |
665 |
Please cross your legs. |
1.3182 |
0.04774 |
176 |
136 |
24 |
16 |
666 |
I don’t suppose working through lunch once in a while will be a problem for you? |
1.3180 |
0.04159 |
217 |
165 |
35 |
17 |
667 |
To be honest,if this interview doesn’t work out I’ll be going back to the drawing board. |
1.3179 |
0.04620 |
173 |
131 |
29 |
13 |
668 |
Security camera footage shows that you and Stones may have broken someone's bones, but your insults didn't seem to hurt him. |
1.3179 |
0.05589 |
151 |
122 |
10 |
19 |
669 |
You're lucky you're just getting fired. We used to hang people for this. |
1.3174 |
0.04812 |
167 |
128 |
25 |
14 |
670 |
I'm very productive. I don't eat meals, take any kind of break or look at a clock. I just can't be around erasers. |
1.3172 |
0.04830 |
186 |
147 |
19 |
20 |
671 |
You listed your previous work experience as crosswalk and restroom signs |
1.3172 |
0.04646 |
186 |
144 |
25 |
17 |
672 |
I agree. Ozempic seems to be working. |
1.3167 |
0.04626 |
180 |
138 |
27 |
15 |
673 |
So let's start by fleshing out your resume. |
1.3167 |
0.04490 |
180 |
136 |
31 |
13 |
674 |
This is actually a shell corporation, so you are perfect for the job. |
1.3167 |
0.04626 |
180 |
138 |
27 |
15 |
675 |
Yes, I can see how you might’ve have been offended when she said you need to grow thicker skin. |
1.3167 |
0.04626 |
180 |
138 |
27 |
15 |
676 |
I’ve seen some sketchy candidates before but you, Sir… |
1.3167 |
0.04349 |
180 |
134 |
35 |
11 |
677 |
I’m sorry but we’ve drawn the line on hiring anyone who only looks good on paper. |
1.3166 |
0.04125 |
199 |
148 |
39 |
12 |
678 |
Where do you see yourself in 3 or 4 dimensions? |
1.3164 |
0.04682 |
177 |
136 |
26 |
15 |
679 |
We're looking for someone, a bit more, advanced in Graphic Arts. |
1.3161 |
0.04597 |
174 |
132 |
29 |
13 |
680 |
Sorry, no callbacks. But I did land you a gig at the community college as a nude model for their Intro to Drawing class. |
1.3161 |
0.04399 |
193 |
147 |
31 |
15 |
681 |
You'll definitely start off with a stick-figure salary. |
1.3155 |
0.04200 |
206 |
156 |
35 |
15 |
682 |
Truthfully, your resume is sketchy. |
1.3155 |
0.04235 |
187 |
139 |
37 |
11 |
683 |
Ah, Mr. Templar. Good to see you again. |
1.3155 |
0.04747 |
187 |
147 |
21 |
19 |
684 |
I want to be a WHOLE person. |
1.3152 |
0.04140 |
184 |
135 |
40 |
9 |
685 |
We'll need both you and your application to be filled out in greater detail by Monday. |
1.3152 |
0.04106 |
165 |
118 |
42 |
5 |
686 |
I take my life in my hands every time I pass dogs chasing sticks in the park |
1.3149 |
0.04257 |
181 |
134 |
37 |
10 |
687 |
Sorry - we were looking for someone with a bit more depth. |
1.3148 |
0.04505 |
162 |
120 |
33 |
9 |
688 |
What street sign to you see yourself on 5 years from now? |
1.3148 |
0.04673 |
162 |
122 |
29 |
11 |
689 |
You may have seen some of my work before on the entry doors of the men's restroom. |
1.3147 |
0.04333 |
197 |
150 |
32 |
15 |
690 |
I need help Dr. I'm just not all here. |
1.3145 |
0.04474 |
159 |
117 |
34 |
8 |
691 |
You may want to adjust your Ozempic dose. |
1.3143 |
0.04871 |
140 |
104 |
28 |
8 |
692 |
What sort of figures were you expecting? |
1.3143 |
0.03972 |
210 |
156 |
42 |
12 |
693 |
We run a very lean organization and we think you're a perfect fit. |
1.3143 |
0.04502 |
175 |
132 |
31 |
12 |
694 |
You're precisely the type of writer that this studio is looking for. |
1.3143 |
0.04716 |
175 |
135 |
25 |
15 |
695 |
Simple AI will be fine. |
1.3141 |
0.04428 |
191 |
146 |
30 |
15 |
696 |
You are just the type of employee we’re looking for here at Hangman Industries. |
1.3140 |
0.04703 |
172 |
132 |
26 |
14 |
697 |
Your employment history seems a bit sketchy. |
1.3138 |
0.04148 |
188 |
139 |
39 |
10 |
698 |
I'm going to need you to fill in some of the details for me |
1.3135 |
0.04192 |
185 |
137 |
38 |
10 |
699 |
Brian, you need to start wearing clothes to the office, even on Fridays. |
1.3134 |
0.04440 |
201 |
156 |
27 |
18 |
700 |
In five years? Well, I'd like to start out here as a doodle, eventually working my way up to emoji. |
1.3132 |
0.04447 |
182 |
138 |
31 |
13 |
701 |
In good news, a lack of heart, soul or brain won’t preclude you from running for President. |
1.3128 |
0.04568 |
179 |
137 |
28 |
14 |
702 |
We are looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.3122 |
0.04329 |
189 |
143 |
33 |
13 |
703 |
Perhaps now you understand why my resume is so thin. |
1.3121 |
0.04607 |
173 |
132 |
28 |
13 |
704 |
Yes, we all do look alike |
1.3121 |
0.04146 |
173 |
126 |
40 |
7 |
705 |
Now let’s discuss your recurring dream of death by hanging. |
1.3118 |
0.04758 |
186 |
147 |
20 |
19 |
706 |
What’s with the blank stare? |
1.3117 |
0.04468 |
154 |
113 |
34 |
7 |
707 |
I can see that you are being fully transparent. |
1.3115 |
0.04358 |
183 |
138 |
33 |
12 |
708 |
We regret to inform you, sadly we found a candidate with a little more substance |
1.3115 |
0.04426 |
183 |
139 |
31 |
13 |
709 |
Unfortunately, it's the end of the line for you. |
1.3115 |
0.04218 |
183 |
136 |
37 |
10 |
710 |
We are seeking more well rounded candidates |
1.3115 |
0.04358 |
183 |
138 |
33 |
12 |
711 |
I'd like to be added to the transplant waitlist for eyes, nose, brain, heart, lungs, kidney... Should I keep going? |
1.3110 |
0.04459 |
164 |
122 |
33 |
9 |
712 |
You're right, your daughter is an amazing artist. This looks exactly like you. |
1.3110 |
0.04860 |
164 |
127 |
23 |
14 |
713 |
What line of work are you interested in? |
1.3107 |
0.04385 |
177 |
133 |
33 |
11 |
714 |
Your resume is impressive but we are really looking for someone who can think outside the lines. |
1.3107 |
0.04600 |
177 |
136 |
27 |
14 |
715 |
Let's flesh out your application a bit, shall we? |
1.3105 |
0.04309 |
190 |
144 |
33 |
13 |
716 |
Fill me in on your background. |
1.3105 |
0.04042 |
190 |
140 |
41 |
9 |
717 |
Your resume is a bit thin as well |
1.3105 |
0.03973 |
190 |
139 |
43 |
8 |
718 |
I'm looking for a job that won't leave me feeling empty inside. |
1.3103 |
0.04944 |
145 |
110 |
25 |
10 |
719 |
I take it you used AI to write your cover letter |
1.3101 |
0.04827 |
158 |
121 |
25 |
12 |
720 |
I appreciate the outline but please fill it in a bit for me |
1.3100 |
0.04096 |
200 |
150 |
38 |
12 |
721 |
Sorry, we're only hiring for the skeleton crew right now. |
1.3099 |
0.04253 |
171 |
126 |
37 |
8 |
722 |
Your name is Allen Wrench? |
1.3098 |
0.04472 |
184 |
141 |
29 |
14 |
723 |
What draws you to this position? |
1.3098 |
0.04127 |
184 |
136 |
39 |
9 |
724 |
Yes, we can make the hangman riddles a little harder going forward. |
1.3095 |
0.04301 |
168 |
124 |
36 |
8 |
725 |
Hello Mr. Figure, May I call you Stick? |
1.3094 |
0.04524 |
181 |
139 |
28 |
14 |
726 |
We’re hoping to hire someone a little more developed. |
1.3094 |
0.04097 |
181 |
133 |
40 |
8 |
727 |
So tell me, do still want to go through with the procedure to have all your lines removed? It would really take away your character. |
1.3092 |
0.04871 |
152 |
116 |
25 |
11 |
728 |
…and so, tell me how you see yourself. |
1.3091 |
0.04679 |
165 |
126 |
27 |
12 |
729 |
Unfortunately, you haven't completed your form correctly. |
1.3090 |
0.04291 |
178 |
133 |
35 |
10 |
730 |
In additional to fleshing out your resume, I have a suggestion for you. |
1.3090 |
0.04436 |
178 |
135 |
31 |
12 |
731 |
Can I get you a cup of nothing? |
1.3090 |
0.04507 |
178 |
136 |
29 |
13 |
732 |
Doc, I don’t know who I am.” |
1.3085 |
0.04336 |
188 |
143 |
32 |
13 |
733 |
So what is the pronoun you want identify as? |
1.3081 |
0.04761 |
172 |
134 |
23 |
15 |
734 |
I see a little of myself in you. |
1.3077 |
0.04441 |
169 |
127 |
32 |
10 |
735 |
Your coworkers are concerned that you never have any skin in the game |
1.3073 |
0.04691 |
179 |
140 |
23 |
16 |
736 |
I'm afraid you misheard. We said this was a six figure job. |
1.3073 |
0.04757 |
179 |
141 |
21 |
17 |
737 |
Your ad said minimal background necessary |
1.3072 |
0.04809 |
166 |
129 |
23 |
14 |
738 |
I’m sorry, I just assumed you were non-binary. |
1.3072 |
0.04654 |
166 |
127 |
27 |
12 |
739 |
You're not fooling me, I see right through you. |
1.3072 |
0.04329 |
166 |
123 |
35 |
8 |
740 |
When did you switch from hunting prehistoric bison with a spear to stealing office supplies? |
1.3069 |
0.04691 |
189 |
150 |
20 |
19 |
741 |
I can see that you've become a much more transparent person. |
1.3067 |
0.04550 |
163 |
123 |
30 |
10 |
742 |
You are perfect to fill in! |
1.3066 |
0.04811 |
137 |
102 |
28 |
7 |
743 |
Yes, I know you starred in the title sequence of "The Saint," but what have you done lately? |
1.3065 |
0.04514 |
199 |
157 |
23 |
19 |
744 |
On paper, you’re the best candidate we’ve had so far. |
1.3064 |
0.04519 |
173 |
132 |
29 |
12 |
745 |
I prefer the term "hangperson" |
1.3062 |
0.04521 |
160 |
120 |
31 |
9 |
746 |
So, your pronouns are "it" and "it's"? |
1.3060 |
0.04344 |
183 |
139 |
32 |
12 |
747 |
Face recognition is required for employment here. |
1.3059 |
0.04573 |
170 |
130 |
28 |
12 |
748 |
We've confirmed that you meet our requirements for the customer service position. |
1.3059 |
0.04868 |
170 |
134 |
20 |
16 |
749 |
I’ll pencil you in for nine o’clock. |
1.3059 |
0.04258 |
170 |
126 |
36 |
8 |
750 |
Sometimes, it's just like you're not there. |
1.3059 |
0.04796 |
170 |
133 |
22 |
15 |
751 |
Do you identify as malnourished or thin? |
1.3057 |
0.04666 |
157 |
119 |
28 |
10 |
752 |
The last guy was an empty suit. |
1.3056 |
0.04101 |
180 |
133 |
39 |
8 |
753 |
Ozempic? No. Why do you ask? |
1.3056 |
0.04101 |
180 |
133 |
39 |
8 |
754 |
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but your characters felt a little one-dimensional. |
1.3054 |
0.04630 |
167 |
128 |
27 |
12 |
755 |
Is that a doorknob or did you just blow a smoke ring? |
1.3052 |
0.04816 |
154 |
118 |
25 |
11 |
756 |
I know I might seem a bit sketchy, but I really need this job. |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
757 |
Sure, I can stick it out. |
1.3051 |
0.04297 |
177 |
133 |
34 |
10 |
758 |
Where do you see yourself in two ears? |
1.3050 |
0.04925 |
141 |
107 |
25 |
9 |
759 |
So tell me again, who drew you to this position? |
1.3046 |
0.04126 |
197 |
149 |
36 |
12 |
760 |
If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why? |
1.3043 |
0.04582 |
161 |
122 |
29 |
10 |
761 |
No, I said six-figure job not stick-figure. |
1.3041 |
0.04550 |
171 |
131 |
28 |
12 |
762 |
Why yes,we do value transparency here. |
1.3041 |
0.04396 |
171 |
129 |
32 |
10 |
763 |
It says here you have 20 years of experience hanging with kids. |
1.3036 |
0.04448 |
168 |
127 |
31 |
10 |
764 |
Didn’t anyone tell you we were switching to facial recognition? |
1.3034 |
0.04701 |
178 |
140 |
22 |
16 |
765 |
So you can just decide to eliminate the game Hangman because it's a little un-P.C. and I'm out of a job? Just like that? After 145 years of service. Unbelievable. |
1.3032 |
0.05045 |
155 |
122 |
19 |
14 |
766 |
There's no easy way to say this, but your co-workers find you sketchy. |
1.3032 |
0.04257 |
188 |
143 |
33 |
12 |
767 |
I’m sorry, sir, but all our positions for faceless bureaucrats have been filled. |
1.3029 |
0.04895 |
175 |
140 |
17 |
18 |
768 |
Sir, the job posting said you’d be making “six figures,” not sti.. ugh, forget it. You’re hired. |
1.3029 |
0.04689 |
175 |
137 |
23 |
15 |
769 |
You look good on paper, Jeffery, but your background seems a little sketchy. |
1.3025 |
0.04723 |
162 |
125 |
25 |
12 |
770 |
For this job, we're looking for someone with a bit more substance |
1.3025 |
0.04386 |
162 |
121 |
33 |
8 |
771 |
Perhaps you could flesh out your résumé for me. |
1.3023 |
0.04451 |
172 |
131 |
30 |
11 |
772 |
No, I said SIX figure job. |
1.3023 |
0.04675 |
172 |
134 |
24 |
14 |
773 |
I think your profile needs some fleshing out. |
1.3022 |
0.04489 |
182 |
141 |
27 |
14 |
774 |
I'd kill for your figure! |
1.3022 |
0.04421 |
182 |
140 |
29 |
13 |
775 |
You didn't even fill it out. |
1.3022 |
0.04290 |
139 |
100 |
36 |
3 |
776 |
I used to model for pedestrian crossing signs. |
1.3020 |
0.04733 |
149 |
113 |
27 |
9 |
777 |
I used to be an empty suit. |
1.3019 |
0.04439 |
159 |
119 |
32 |
8 |
778 |
Why didn't you get the job? Well, for one thing, you lack depth. |
1.3018 |
0.04426 |
169 |
128 |
31 |
10 |
779 |
May I offer you something to eat? |
1.3018 |
0.04426 |
169 |
128 |
31 |
10 |
780 |
So, your salary requirement says you’re looking to make stick figures? |
1.3018 |
0.04658 |
169 |
131 |
25 |
13 |
781 |
Slim pickings for cartoonists these days huh? |
1.3017 |
0.04810 |
179 |
143 |
18 |
18 |
782 |
Everything I do in life lacks content. |
1.3017 |
0.04256 |
179 |
135 |
34 |
10 |
783 |
Within two years, I guarantee you’ll be making stick figures. |
1.3017 |
0.04610 |
179 |
140 |
24 |
15 |
784 |
So this is your idea of 'shtick.' |
1.3015 |
0.04931 |
136 |
103 |
25 |
8 |
785 |
You came close, but the job went to a complete no body. |
1.3013 |
0.04675 |
156 |
119 |
27 |
10 |
786 |
Sometimes I feel like people can see right through me. |
1.3012 |
0.04559 |
166 |
127 |
28 |
11 |
787 |
Can you elaborate on what hanging around entails? |
1.3007 |
0.04966 |
143 |
110 |
23 |
10 |
788 |
Im hearing you say you feel empty inside. Is that right? |
1.3007 |
0.05064 |
143 |
111 |
21 |
11 |
789 |
We have a dress code here. Clothing. |
1.3007 |
0.05001 |
153 |
120 |
20 |
13 |
790 |
We went with another candidate who's a little more complete. |
1.3007 |
0.04736 |
153 |
117 |
26 |
10 |
791 |
The job listing made it obvious that you were not looking to hire a real person. |
1.3007 |
0.04736 |
153 |
117 |
26 |
10 |
792 |
And it says here if I get the word right you’ll hang yourself? |
1.3000 |
0.04634 |
170 |
132 |
25 |
13 |
793 |
Your file is a little sketchy |
1.3000 |
0.04140 |
160 |
117 |
38 |
5 |
794 |
I'm sorry. We're going in a different direction with our bathroom doors |
1.3000 |
0.05139 |
140 |
109 |
20 |
11 |
795 |
Before we continue,are there any skeletons in your closet? |
1.3000 |
0.04634 |
170 |
132 |
25 |
13 |
796 |
How's your spelling? |
1.3000 |
0.04075 |
170 |
125 |
39 |
6 |
797 |
One more question- does the word contain the letter "e" ? |
1.3000 |
0.04308 |
180 |
137 |
32 |
11 |
798 |
To be honest, you seem a little sketchy. |
1.3000 |
0.04323 |
170 |
128 |
33 |
9 |
799 |
I appreciate your transparency, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. |
1.3000 |
0.04935 |
140 |
107 |
24 |
9 |
800 |
I can assure you that I'm more than just a pretty space." |
1.3000 |
0.04782 |
170 |
134 |
21 |
15 |
801 |
Do you have any tattoos? |
1.3000 |
0.04481 |
170 |
130 |
29 |
11 |
802 |
To land this role, you must remember your lines. |
1.2994 |
0.04502 |
177 |
137 |
27 |
13 |
803 |
Would you be open to working on a bathroom door? |
1.2994 |
0.04614 |
167 |
129 |
26 |
12 |
804 |
You can’t be 215 pounds. |
1.2994 |
0.04768 |
167 |
131 |
22 |
14 |
805 |
Provide a safer workplace? I’m sorry, but you knew that this was an eraser company when we hired you. |
1.2994 |
0.04614 |
167 |
129 |
26 |
12 |
806 |
An impressive resume,
but I can see right through you. |
1.2994 |
0.04736 |
157 |
121 |
25 |
11 |
807 |
Your x-ray appears unchanged. |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
808 |
Let's stop the diet pills. |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
809 |
Our clients might just see through you. |
1.2987 |
0.04619 |
154 |
117 |
28 |
9 |
810 |
I am trying to be as transparent as I can. |
1.2987 |
0.04431 |
154 |
115 |
32 |
7 |
811 |
I believe I saw parts of you in Hangman. |
1.2986 |
0.04735 |
144 |
109 |
27 |
8 |
812 |
You'll need a halo if you want to be cast as Simon Templar |
1.2984 |
0.04576 |
191 |
152 |
21 |
18 |
813 |
Your resume looks a little sketchy. |
1.2982 |
0.04757 |
171 |
135 |
21 |
15 |
814 |
You still have to choose a pronoun. |
1.2982 |
0.04610 |
171 |
133 |
25 |
13 |
815 |
Your not quite thin enough to be one of our models... |
1.2981 |
0.04565 |
161 |
123 |
28 |
10 |
816 |
Tony, for this assignment, I need someone with a low profile. Can I count on you? |
1.2981 |
0.04732 |
161 |
125 |
24 |
12 |
817 |
Thats not what I meant when I asked you to be transparent with me... |
1.2981 |
0.04650 |
161 |
124 |
26 |
11 |
818 |
Your references say there's more to you than meets the eye. |
1.2981 |
0.04565 |
161 |
123 |
28 |
10 |
819 |
You will fit in-we already have a bunch of empty suits |
1.2981 |
0.04814 |
161 |
126 |
22 |
13 |
820 |
Your story needs some fleshing out |
1.2981 |
0.04650 |
161 |
124 |
26 |
11 |
821 |
I really fill out when you use AI. |
1.2980 |
0.04584 |
151 |
114 |
29 |
8 |
822 |
May I offer you a glass of water and a mop? |
1.2980 |
0.04773 |
151 |
116 |
25 |
10 |
823 |
So you are finding the transition to 3D animation challenging” |
1.2979 |
0.04800 |
141 |
107 |
26 |
8 |
824 |
Your resume says you did advertising for a men's washroom. Can you elaborate on that? |
1.2976 |
0.04351 |
168 |
127 |
32 |
9 |
825 |
The last person didn't have a head for figures. |
1.2975 |
0.04788 |
121 |
89 |
28 |
4 |
826 |
Atkins? |
1.2971 |
0.04531 |
138 |
102 |
31 |
5 |
827 |
I like to keep things simple; I let others flesh out the details. |
1.2970 |
0.04486 |
165 |
126 |
29 |
10 |
828 |
So you are my first AI interviewee. Tell me a little about yourself.. |
1.2970 |
0.04486 |
165 |
126 |
29 |
10 |
829 |
Unfortunately, Dave, the role has gone to Simon Templar. |
1.2969 |
0.04433 |
192 |
151 |
25 |
16 |
830 |
I've retooled my resume as gender-free. |
1.2966 |
0.05002 |
145 |
113 |
21 |
11 |
831 |
Yes, and I see you have an opening too. |
1.2965 |
0.04280 |
172 |
130 |
33 |
9 |
832 |
Tell me more about your last position as Hangman. |
1.2965 |
0.04512 |
172 |
133 |
27 |
12 |
833 |
So… you’re tired of Gestures… |
1.2965 |
0.04200 |
172 |
129 |
35 |
8 |
834 |
I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.2965 |
0.04359 |
172 |
131 |
31 |
10 |
835 |
Do you have at least a speech bubble? |
1.2963 |
0.04456 |
162 |
123 |
30 |
9 |
836 |
I see the cutbacks in your department are going well. |
1.2963 |
0.04097 |
162 |
119 |
38 |
5 |
837 |
so you feel like an empty suit |
1.2963 |
0.04280 |
162 |
121 |
34 |
7 |
838 |
And of course we offer a stick-figure income. |
1.2959 |
0.04078 |
169 |
125 |
38 |
6 |
839 |
Can you paint a picture of yourself in 5 years? |
1.2958 |
0.04875 |
142 |
109 |
24 |
9 |
840 |
Wanna do a line? |
1.2958 |
0.04665 |
142 |
107 |
28 |
7 |
841 |
How about I pencil you in for a Tuesday appointment? |
1.2956 |
0.04330 |
159 |
119 |
33 |
7 |
842 |
I'm sorry, but the President has directed that we hire no more faceless bureaucrats. |
1.2956 |
0.04421 |
159 |
120 |
31 |
8 |
843 |
'Can you drive stick?' |
1.2955 |
0.04134 |
176 |
132 |
36 |
8 |
844 |
I don't think you have the guts. |
1.2955 |
0.04437 |
176 |
136 |
28 |
12 |
845 |
I think if you fleshed it out a bit more, I would have a better understanding of your viewpoint. |
1.2952 |
0.04122 |
166 |
123 |
37 |
6 |
846 |
So fill in the details for me... |
1.2951 |
0.04454 |
183 |
143 |
26 |
14 |
847 |
We’re looking for the right candidate for our skeleton crew. |
1.2948 |
0.04179 |
173 |
130 |
35 |
8 |
848 |
Could you go into more detail? |
1.2948 |
0.04098 |
173 |
129 |
37 |
7 |
849 |
Well, your resume is rather bare-bones, but I think we can flesh it out with a little work. |
1.2945 |
0.04168 |
163 |
121 |
36 |
6 |
850 |
So, that's the outline. What,do you think? |
1.2944 |
0.04293 |
180 |
138 |
31 |
11 |
851 |
I'm so sorry. I just assumed you were non-binary. |
1.2941 |
0.04796 |
136 |
103 |
26 |
7 |
852 |
When you asked for face time, you know, I assumed that you might have one! |
1.2941 |
0.04317 |
187 |
145 |
29 |
13 |
853 |
Just give me a bare bones summary. |
1.2941 |
0.04718 |
153 |
118 |
25 |
10 |
854 |
How do I know you’re Banksy? |
1.2941 |
0.04808 |
153 |
119 |
23 |
11 |
855 |
Haven't I seen you outside the men's room? |
1.2941 |
0.05018 |
136 |
105 |
22 |
9 |
856 |
So is it first name Hang , last name Man? |
1.2937 |
0.04573 |
160 |
123 |
27 |
10 |
857 |
To be honest, you and your work history are a bit sketchy. |
1.2937 |
0.04215 |
160 |
119 |
35 |
6 |
858 |
He will see you now in the drawing room. |
1.2937 |
0.04845 |
143 |
110 |
24 |
9 |
859 |
So that's just a rough outline. We'll fill you in more later. |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
860 |
If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be? |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
861 |
Look, you can’t quit now. You’ve got to stick it out. |
1.2933 |
0.04781 |
150 |
116 |
24 |
10 |
862 |
It's casual Friday for the cartoonist. |
1.2931 |
0.04158 |
174 |
131 |
35 |
8 |
863 |
I know you can't speak, so just respond by nodding your oval. |
1.2930 |
0.04718 |
157 |
122 |
24 |
11 |
864 |
Why do you ask if we have a dress code |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
865 |
I see you have a background in sketch comedy. |
1.2929 |
0.04590 |
140 |
105 |
29 |
6 |
866 |
You need to face this, but you just don’t have the guts. |
1.2927 |
0.04575 |
164 |
127 |
26 |
11 |
867 |
To be honest, I was expecting someone more substantial. |
1.2925 |
0.04549 |
147 |
111 |
29 |
7 |
868 |
You have lazy cartoonist syndrome. |
1.2924 |
0.04742 |
171 |
136 |
20 |
15 |
869 |
I'm looking for an opportunity to fill out and expand my presence. |
1.2924 |
0.04669 |
171 |
135 |
22 |
14 |
870 |
I told you I can't trim any more fat in my department. |
1.2922 |
0.04691 |
154 |
119 |
25 |
10 |
871 |
No my lamp is not married. |
1.2921 |
0.04741 |
178 |
143 |
18 |
17 |
872 |
So. How’s the diet ? |
1.2920 |
0.04986 |
137 |
106 |
22 |
9 |
873 |
There's a likelihood that I 'll be replacing you with a person with more substance. |
1.2919 |
0.04284 |
161 |
121 |
33 |
7 |
874 |
We can pencil you in for next Tuesday”. |
1.2919 |
0.04374 |
161 |
122 |
31 |
8 |
875 |
Maybe it's time we cut down on the Ozempic. |
1.2917 |
0.04167 |
168 |
126 |
35 |
7 |
876 |
To be honest Drew, it’s not just your resume that needs some padding. |
1.2917 |
0.04652 |
168 |
132 |
23 |
13 |
877 |
Frankly you need to flesh out your resume. |
1.2914 |
0.04753 |
151 |
117 |
24 |
10 |
878 |
I just might try your diet. |
1.2912 |
0.04323 |
182 |
141 |
29 |
12 |
879 |
I question your substance. |
1.2911 |
0.04427 |
158 |
120 |
30 |
8 |
880 |
your resume says previous employment: hangman |
1.2911 |
0.04777 |
158 |
124 |
22 |
12 |
881 |
So what draws you in today? |
1.2909 |
0.04710 |
165 |
130 |
22 |
13 |
882 |
Your look is timeless. We can teach you the rest. |
1.2908 |
0.04562 |
141 |
106 |
29 |
6 |
883 |
I'm still waiting for you to draw me in. |
1.2907 |
0.04718 |
172 |
137 |
20 |
15 |
884 |
We really value transparency in the workplace. |
1.2907 |
0.04183 |
172 |
130 |
34 |
8 |
885 |
We just need you to fill in. |
1.2905 |
0.04420 |
148 |
111 |
31 |
6 |
886 |
I don't know--you just look familiar. |
1.2905 |
0.04207 |
148 |
109 |
35 |
4 |
887 |
I look forward to seeing what you're made of. |
1.2903 |
0.04927 |
155 |
123 |
19 |
13 |
888 |
What I'm seeing lacks depth |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
889 |
What line of work are you in? |
1.2903 |
0.04117 |
186 |
142 |
34 |
10 |
890 |
…and what do think might help draw you out a bit more?” |
1.2903 |
0.04753 |
155 |
121 |
23 |
11 |
891 |
We’ve received multiple complaints from coworkers who say you’ve crossed a line. |
1.2901 |
0.04523 |
162 |
125 |
27 |
10 |
892 |
I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about your stolen identity. |
1.2895 |
0.04817 |
152 |
119 |
22 |
11 |
893 |
You looked great on paper. In person, not so much ... |
1.2895 |
0.04538 |
152 |
116 |
28 |
8 |
894 |
Any job is fine. I'm a blank canvas. |
1.2893 |
0.04492 |
159 |
122 |
28 |
9 |
895 |
I'm going to be honest--your resume is a bit bare-bones. |
1.2893 |
0.04403 |
159 |
121 |
30 |
8 |
896 |
You might want to flesh out your resume a bit |
1.2892 |
0.04191 |
166 |
125 |
34 |
7 |
897 |
I have a unique skill set...if I rub my arms together, I can start a fire. |
1.2890 |
0.04398 |
173 |
134 |
28 |
11 |
898 |
I guess you won't be interested in our weight-loss program. |
1.2889 |
0.04803 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
899 |
I see it as both a strength and a weakness. |
1.2886 |
0.04975 |
149 |
118 |
19 |
12 |
900 |
The side effects of Ozempic were really understated. |
1.2886 |
0.04883 |
149 |
117 |
21 |
11 |
901 |
Actually, we're looking for a Hangwoman. |
1.2883 |
0.04745 |
163 |
129 |
21 |
13 |
902 |
Your résumé is thin and our search reveals no background |
1.2883 |
0.04664 |
163 |
128 |
23 |
12 |
903 |
I'm lean, I'm mean and I won't add any fat to the payroll. |
1.2880 |
0.05057 |
125 |
96 |
22 |
7 |
904 |
I'll be blunt, Mr. Johnson. Your story rings hollow. |
1.2878 |
0.04706 |
139 |
106 |
26 |
7 |
905 |
It says here you're proficient in Word, Excel, and Etch A Sketch ..... |
1.2877 |
0.04450 |
146 |
110 |
30 |
6 |
906 |
It bears repeating — Beth Lawler made it to the caption leaderboard, with — ‘It's time you retire, Keith.’; when she only received 3 votes (and they were ‘Unfunny’). (See #2484, at: https://nextml.github.io/caption-contest-data/dashboards/850.html) |
1.2877 |
0.05408 |
146 |
120 |
10 |
16 |
907 |
We received your resume and information we just need you to fill out your form. |
1.2877 |
0.04758 |
146 |
113 |
24 |
9 |
908 |
Of course, who hasn’t seen your walk/don’t walk work? |
1.2876 |
0.04512 |
153 |
117 |
28 |
8 |
909 |
Yes,I can tell just by looking at you that politics would be the perfect career choice! |
1.2876 |
0.04699 |
153 |
119 |
24 |
10 |
910 |
Where do you see yourself in five years, assuming no one erases you? |
1.2876 |
0.04317 |
153 |
115 |
32 |
6 |
911 |
According to your resume your relevant skill is _ A _ _ _ A _. |
1.2875 |
0.04640 |
160 |
125 |
24 |
11 |
912 |
I'm just afraid our customers will see right through you. |
1.2874 |
0.04256 |
167 |
127 |
32 |
8 |
913 |
Now I see why your resume is just an outline. |
1.2874 |
0.04451 |
174 |
136 |
26 |
12 |
914 |
Is that all you have to say? |
1.2867 |
0.04824 |
143 |
111 |
23 |
9 |
915 |
‘we are looking for someone a little more well-rounded…’ |
1.2867 |
0.04720 |
143 |
110 |
25 |
8 |
916 |
Sorry, this office is going wireless. |
1.2867 |
0.04855 |
150 |
118 |
21 |
11 |
917 |
Your background seems a little sketchy. |
1.2867 |
0.04762 |
150 |
117 |
23 |
10 |
918 |
Any other modeling work besides Mrs. Leone’s third grade class? |
1.2866 |
0.04871 |
157 |
125 |
19 |
13 |
919 |
We need someone with more depth for the job. |
1.2866 |
0.04700 |
157 |
123 |
23 |
11 |
920 |
Could you rearrange yourself into a table if asked? |
1.2866 |
0.04871 |
157 |
125 |
19 |
13 |
921 |
So, Mr. Hangman, any hobbies? |
1.2866 |
0.04217 |
164 |
124 |
33 |
7 |
922 |
Should I refer to you as he, she, they, or it? |
1.2866 |
0.04558 |
164 |
128 |
25 |
11 |
923 |
You look good on paper but I'm afraid you may not see the big picture. |
1.2866 |
0.04391 |
164 |
126 |
29 |
9 |
924 |
I'm sorry, we already have too many empty suits here. |
1.2866 |
0.04639 |
164 |
129 |
23 |
12 |
925 |
I'm concerned that your resume is quite one dimensional. |
1.2857 |
0.04428 |
175 |
137 |
26 |
12 |
926 |
Thank you for being so transparent. |
1.2857 |
0.04530 |
161 |
125 |
26 |
10 |
927 |
I'm sorry. We are looking for a candidate with more depth. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
928 |
Yes, this is a diversity hire. |
1.2857 |
0.04698 |
161 |
127 |
22 |
12 |
929 |
Sorry, we’re actually looking for a hang-woman |
1.2857 |
0.04922 |
147 |
116 |
20 |
11 |
930 |
Ah yes, Mr Jenkins, I wanted to tell you what a good artist your son is. |
1.2849 |
0.04356 |
179 |
140 |
27 |
12 |
931 |
I’m sorry Simon, but with the popularity of unisex lavatories on the rise, we’re going to have to let you go. |
1.2848 |
0.04999 |
165 |
135 |
13 |
17 |
932 |
I have to say it is rare for someone to match their profile picture so well. |
1.2848 |
0.04315 |
158 |
120 |
31 |
7 |
933 |
Have you modelled before? |
1.2848 |
0.04220 |
158 |
119 |
33 |
6 |
934 |
Other than being easy to draw, what else do you have to offer our company? |
1.2848 |
0.04315 |
158 |
120 |
31 |
7 |
935 |
Your work's been a little flat. |
1.2848 |
0.04640 |
151 |
117 |
25 |
9 |
936 |
So -- you say you gave everything you had at your last position? |
1.2847 |
0.04993 |
144 |
114 |
19 |
11 |
937 |
I hope you’re not just feeding me a bunch of lines. |
1.2840 |
0.04332 |
162 |
124 |
30 |
8 |
938 |
I was okay until they started to draw the noose and gallows. |
1.2840 |
0.04505 |
162 |
126 |
26 |
10 |
939 |
Sorry, we're looking for a straw man. |
1.2838 |
0.04701 |
148 |
115 |
24 |
9 |
940 |
Your résumé needs some fleshing out |
1.2836 |
0.04691 |
134 |
102 |
26 |
6 |
941 |
I found my last job a little two dimensional. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
942 |
I don't think we can hire you. You seem a bit sketchy. |
1.2831 |
0.04668 |
166 |
132 |
21 |
13 |
943 |
I see you’re gender neutral. |
1.2831 |
0.04259 |
166 |
127 |
31 |
8 |
944 |
Your resume is pretty thin. |
1.2831 |
0.03994 |
166 |
124 |
37 |
5 |
945 |
My name is Draw, not Drew |
1.2830 |
0.04198 |
159 |
120 |
33 |
6 |
946 |
I received a complaint, that you have been hanging around one of the restroom doors. |
1.2829 |
0.04613 |
152 |
118 |
25 |
9 |
947 |
I'm sorry Mr. Brown, but calling you "sketchy" does not rise to the level of workplace harassment. |
1.2829 |
0.04798 |
152 |
120 |
21 |
11 |
948 |
Cultural differences aside, you have to start filling out forms completely |
1.2828 |
0.04056 |
198 |
154 |
32 |
12 |
949 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone more well-rounded. |
1.2828 |
0.04663 |
145 |
112 |
25 |
8 |
950 |
So, tell me about your work with Burning Man. |
1.2828 |
0.04559 |
145 |
111 |
27 |
7 |
951 |
Well,it is nice to finally put a face to the name! |
1.2828 |
0.04663 |
145 |
112 |
25 |
8 |
952 |
I'm having a hard time finding your profile. |
1.2826 |
0.04823 |
138 |
107 |
23 |
8 |
953 |
We were looking for a more well-rounded candidate, actually. |
1.2824 |
0.04273 |
170 |
131 |
30 |
9 |
954 |
I'm sorry, the position of corporate strawman is already filled. |
1.2824 |
0.04353 |
170 |
132 |
28 |
10 |
955 |
Can you flesh that out more for me, Mr. Jones? |
1.2822 |
0.04309 |
163 |
125 |
30 |
8 |
956 |
Sorry, but your job history is a little sketchy. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
957 |
Lavatory signage is impressive but I’d like to see a bit more on your resume. |
1.2821 |
0.04619 |
156 |
122 |
24 |
10 |
958 |
Please flesh out your prior experience for me. |
1.2821 |
0.04795 |
156 |
124 |
20 |
12 |
959 |
We have to start from scratch. |
1.2819 |
0.04475 |
149 |
114 |
28 |
7 |
960 |
I like to think of myself as a work in progress. |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
961 |
The casting director wants you to lose five more pounds. |
1.2817 |
0.05034 |
142 |
113 |
18 |
11 |
962 |
Can I help you? You are looking rather drawn. |
1.2815 |
0.04893 |
135 |
105 |
22 |
8 |
963 |
Can you at least pretend to look at me while I'm talking? |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
964 |
We only have a skeleton crew at this time. |
1.2810 |
0.04679 |
153 |
120 |
23 |
10 |
965 |
Is there an "H"? |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
966 |
Your resume states that you do not require bathroom breaks--is that true? |
1.2808 |
0.04736 |
146 |
114 |
23 |
9 |
967 |
You say your team didn’t fill you in. Please explain. |
1.2808 |
0.04427 |
146 |
111 |
29 |
6 |
968 |
Sometimes I feel like my entire life is a sketch. |
1.2808 |
0.04736 |
146 |
114 |
23 |
9 |
969 |
You're not giving me a lot to work with here. |
1.2808 |
0.05026 |
146 |
117 |
17 |
12 |
970 |
Do you see yourself in ten years? |
1.2808 |
0.04932 |
146 |
116 |
19 |
11 |
971 |
You don’t seem to have much substance. |
1.2807 |
0.04331 |
171 |
133 |
28 |
10 |
972 |
I’ll draw my own conclusions, thank you. |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
973 |
Yes, I can see you lack perspective. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
974 |
I feel so empty inside |
1.2805 |
0.04540 |
164 |
129 |
24 |
11 |
975 |
I feel so empty, doctor |
1.2805 |
0.03921 |
164 |
122 |
38 |
4 |
976 |
Sir, your application seems a bit sketchy |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
977 |
Though you talk a good show, i'm afraid I can see right through you. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
978 |
In all honesty your résumé is a little thin |
1.2803 |
0.04412 |
157 |
121 |
28 |
8 |
979 |
No, my uncle does the warnings, I mostly do street sign work. |
1.2803 |
0.04503 |
157 |
122 |
26 |
9 |
980 |
And would you consider lowering your privacy settings? |
1.2803 |
0.04593 |
157 |
123 |
24 |
10 |
981 |
Sorry but we're just looking for someone with more....Personality |
1.2803 |
0.04593 |
157 |
123 |
24 |
10 |
982 |
We’re looking for someone who has experience with whiteboard presentations. |
1.2798 |
0.04541 |
168 |
133 |
23 |
12 |
983 |
Care to flesh out your resumé? |
1.2797 |
0.04698 |
143 |
111 |
24 |
8 |
984 |
Just how flexible do you think you can be? |
1.2797 |
0.05002 |
143 |
114 |
18 |
11 |
985 |
What do you have that shows substance? |
1.2797 |
0.04483 |
143 |
109 |
28 |
6 |
986 |
I see it’s not just your résumé that needs fleshing out |
1.2795 |
0.04596 |
161 |
127 |
23 |
11 |
987 |
How did you hear about us? |
1.2794 |
0.04512 |
136 |
103 |
28 |
5 |
988 |
We would like you to teach beginning drawing classes |
1.2792 |
0.04560 |
154 |
120 |
25 |
9 |
989 |
The problem is, you're a faceless stick figure devoid of genitals. |
1.2792 |
0.04560 |
154 |
120 |
25 |
9 |
990 |
Could you fill in a couple blanks for me? |
1.2792 |
0.04560 |
154 |
120 |
25 |
9 |
991 |
You must be the one who's been a victim of identity theft. |
1.2789 |
0.04902 |
147 |
117 |
19 |
11 |
992 |
I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. |
1.2789 |
0.04608 |
147 |
114 |
25 |
8 |
993 |
We’re looking for a more well-rounded candidate. |
1.2786 |
0.04762 |
140 |
109 |
23 |
8 |
994 |
Thank you for interviewing, but we are looking for a candidate with more depth. |
1.2785 |
0.04655 |
158 |
125 |
22 |
11 |
995 |
Of course you understand that if you’re hired you’ll be obliged to adhere to our company’s dress code |
1.2785 |
0.04567 |
158 |
124 |
24 |
10 |
996 |
How about a game of hangman? |
1.2785 |
0.04567 |
158 |
124 |
24 |
10 |
997 |
You stick to your job and I’ll stick to mine. |
1.2785 |
0.04567 |
158 |
124 |
24 |
10 |
998 |
Unfortunately you seem to be lacking in substance. |
1.2782 |
0.04815 |
133 |
103 |
23 |
7 |
999 |
I can be whatever you need me to be. |
1.2782 |
0.04815 |
133 |
103 |
23 |
7 |
1000 |
I got my start as a restroom sign model. |
1.2782 |
0.05158 |
133 |
106 |
17 |
10 |
1001 |
I'm sorry, but that job is already not filled . |
1.2782 |
0.04932 |
133 |
104 |
21 |
8 |
1002 |
I just feel so empty inside. |
1.2782 |
0.04316 |
133 |
99 |
31 |
3 |
1003 |
So, Mr. Templar, just how did you lose your halo? |
1.2782 |
0.05046 |
133 |
105 |
19 |
9 |
1004 |
I’m not going to lie, your body of work is a bit thin. |
1.2782 |
0.04815 |
133 |
103 |
23 |
7 |
1005 |
Why are you always using the word figuratively? |
1.2781 |
0.04619 |
151 |
118 |
24 |
9 |
1006 |
We want you as a model for level 1 Cartoonists. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
1007 |
Simon Templar! Gosh,you haven't changed a bit. |
1.2778 |
0.05163 |
144 |
117 |
14 |
13 |
1008 |
In answer to your first question, Hangman Incorporated’s death benefits are among the best in the guessing game industry. |
1.2778 |
0.04669 |
144 |
112 |
24 |
8 |
1009 |
My life feels almost two-dimensional lately. |
1.2778 |
0.04456 |
144 |
110 |
28 |
6 |
1010 |
I was hoping this interview would fill in some details, but I guess not. |
1.2774 |
0.04534 |
155 |
121 |
25 |
9 |
1011 |
Let's flesh this out. |
1.2774 |
0.04602 |
137 |
105 |
26 |
6 |
1012 |
You'll need to flesh out a few details. |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
1013 |
I just don’t feel seen |
1.2774 |
0.04940 |
137 |
108 |
20 |
9 |
1014 |
I'd like to be totally transparent with you. |
1.2771 |
0.04326 |
166 |
129 |
28 |
9 |
1015 |
I'm sorry, but I don't know that you have the guts to do what needs to be done in this job. |
1.2770 |
0.04479 |
148 |
114 |
27 |
7 |
1016 |
I assure you that I can be anyone you want me to be. |
1.2770 |
0.04479 |
148 |
114 |
27 |
7 |
1017 |
I just feel really drawn to this position. |
1.2770 |
0.04680 |
148 |
116 |
23 |
9 |
1018 |
I just have a high metabolism |
1.2770 |
0.04479 |
148 |
114 |
27 |
7 |
1019 |
I’m not sure we have a position for you, Mr. H—ngm—n |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1020 |
I apologize but I have to stick to this figure. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1021 |
So tell me more about this empty feeling you have... |
1.2767 |
0.04453 |
159 |
124 |
26 |
9 |
1022 |
I heard that you've been part of an office love triangle" |
1.2767 |
0.05040 |
159 |
131 |
12 |
16 |
1023 |
I need you to flesh out some of the details. |
1.2766 |
0.04942 |
141 |
112 |
19 |
10 |
1024 |
You say your entire family was pasted on the back of a car window? |
1.2765 |
0.04255 |
170 |
132 |
29 |
9 |
1025 |
Your resume says your last position was, "hanging on a men's room door." May I ask why you left that job? |
1.2764 |
0.05202 |
123 |
97 |
18 |
8 |
1026 |
Just stick with it. |
1.2763 |
0.04298 |
152 |
116 |
30 |
6 |
1027 |
We have reached the limit of what I can do for you as a therapist. It may be time for you to talk to a cartoonist. |
1.2763 |
0.04957 |
152 |
123 |
16 |
13 |
1028 |
I'm going to need you to fill in some blanks. |
1.2761 |
0.04543 |
134 |
102 |
27 |
5 |
1029 |
It says here your last job was posing for traffic signs? |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
1030 |
I’m afraid that I need a little more detail. |
1.2761 |
0.04543 |
134 |
102 |
27 |
5 |
1031 |
Unfortunately Henry, your coworkers feel you’re no more than an empty suit. |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
1032 |
My qualifications? Not to brag, but I'm essentially the poster child for everything. " |
1.2759 |
0.05223 |
145 |
119 |
12 |
14 |
1033 |
We may need to lower your Ozempic dose. |
1.2756 |
0.04776 |
156 |
125 |
19 |
12 |
1034 |
Before I hire you let’s have a talk about which rest room you would use. |
1.2756 |
0.05440 |
127 |
103 |
13 |
11 |
1035 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone a little more three-dimensional for this job. |
1.2754 |
0.04687 |
138 |
107 |
24 |
7 |
1036 |
I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you lack the necessary depth of character for this position. |
1.2754 |
0.04573 |
138 |
106 |
26 |
6 |
1037 |
So, at the end of your nightmare, you always get hung? |
1.2754 |
0.05014 |
138 |
110 |
18 |
10 |
1038 |
….so what were you doing in the years between employment as a bathroom sign model and “hangman” |
1.2754 |
0.05014 |
138 |
110 |
18 |
10 |
1039 |
Your resume led me to believe you were a person of more substance. |
1.2752 |
0.04244 |
149 |
113 |
31 |
5 |
1040 |
We're sorry to inform you of your termination but the RNC is uncomfortable with you using either bathroom in the workplace. |
1.2750 |
0.04603 |
160 |
127 |
22 |
11 |
1041 |
Well, it's going to be difficult finding you another job since Hangman is now going A.I. |
1.2750 |
0.04603 |
160 |
127 |
22 |
11 |
1042 |
I'm sorry, to get the job Governor DeSantis needs to know what gender you were at birth. |
1.2746 |
0.04808 |
142 |
112 |
21 |
9 |
1043 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. |
1.2746 |
0.04373 |
142 |
108 |
29 |
5 |
1044 |
Sorry, we're looking for a candidate with more attention to detail. |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1045 |
I’m being as transparent as I possibly can. |
1.2746 |
0.04596 |
142 |
110 |
25 |
7 |
1046 |
Is there a S in your name? |
1.2745 |
0.04172 |
153 |
116 |
32 |
5 |
1047 |
You look just like your profile picture. |
1.2741 |
0.04980 |
135 |
107 |
19 |
9 |
1048 |
Hm, no, your face is drawing a blank. |
1.2741 |
0.04635 |
135 |
104 |
25 |
6 |
1049 |
As you can see I'm being fully transparent |
1.2741 |
0.04514 |
135 |
103 |
27 |
5 |
1050 |
You seem to be caught between circular and linear thinking. |
1.2741 |
0.04980 |
135 |
107 |
19 |
9 |
1051 |
So,I understand that you want to be filled in? |
1.2741 |
0.05090 |
135 |
108 |
17 |
10 |
1052 |
I can be anything you want me to be. |
1.2740 |
0.04509 |
146 |
113 |
26 |
7 |
1053 |
Would you describe yourself as a team player, or someone who likes to stick out? |
1.2740 |
0.04613 |
146 |
114 |
24 |
8 |
1054 |
Unfortunately, we were hoping for someone with a little more substance. |
1.2740 |
0.05005 |
146 |
118 |
16 |
12 |
1055 |
I'm afraid we have no room for another shtick. |
1.2740 |
0.04613 |
146 |
114 |
24 |
8 |
1056 |
Our modeling coordinator will see you now. |
1.2739 |
0.04297 |
157 |
121 |
29 |
7 |
1057 |
Sorry, we already have enough Giacometti sculptures. |
1.2739 |
0.04573 |
157 |
124 |
23 |
10 |
1058 |
Denise took a deep breath. "Come on, you're the HR Manager. You're trained to deal with sticky situations." |
1.2734 |
0.04925 |
128 |
100 |
21 |
7 |
1059 |
I noticed from your rear windshield that you have children. |
1.2734 |
0.05286 |
128 |
103 |
15 |
10 |
1060 |
Your resume is similarly sketchy... |
1.2734 |
0.04876 |
139 |
110 |
20 |
9 |
1061 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with more substance. |
1.2734 |
0.04658 |
139 |
108 |
24 |
7 |
1062 |
I’m sorry for hanging your family as a child. |
1.2734 |
0.04982 |
139 |
111 |
18 |
10 |
1063 |
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
1.2734 |
0.04876 |
139 |
110 |
20 |
9 |
1064 |
All our hangman positions are filled. |
1.2733 |
0.04720 |
150 |
119 |
21 |
10 |
1065 |
I’m afraid we’re looking for a bit more substance. |
1.2733 |
0.04624 |
150 |
118 |
23 |
9 |
1066 |
Your background’s a bit thin. |
1.2733 |
0.04814 |
150 |
120 |
19 |
11 |
1067 |
I'm reducing your dosage of Qzempic |
1.2733 |
0.04814 |
150 |
120 |
19 |
11 |
1068 |
Your references are excellent, but your experience is a little thin. |
1.2727 |
0.04249 |
154 |
118 |
30 |
6 |
1069 |
I know it sounds paranoid, but I think someone wants to hang me. |
1.2727 |
0.04979 |
121 |
94 |
21 |
6 |
1070 |
The last time we hired a man like you, we found some of our other employees stirring their coffee with him." |
1.2727 |
0.04591 |
176 |
143 |
18 |
15 |
1071 |
Welcome to the Ozempic sales team! |
1.2727 |
0.05168 |
132 |
106 |
16 |
10 |
1072 |
In 10 years I see myself with eyes, ears and a mouth. |
1.2727 |
0.04446 |
132 |
100 |
28 |
4 |
1073 |
We’d expect you to flesh out the position over time. |
1.2727 |
0.04632 |
154 |
122 |
22 |
10 |
1074 |
So your previous position was eliminated due to Wordle? |
1.2727 |
0.05279 |
132 |
107 |
14 |
11 |
1075 |
Let's flesh-out some ideas. |
1.2727 |
0.04045 |
154 |
116 |
34 |
4 |
1076 |
I have a feeling that you’ll do very well here at Match.com. |
1.2727 |
0.04778 |
143 |
113 |
21 |
9 |
1077 |
Your CV needs fleshing out. |
1.2727 |
0.04155 |
165 |
127 |
31 |
7 |
1078 |
Are your mom and dad TransParent as well? |
1.2722 |
0.04499 |
169 |
135 |
22 |
12 |
1079 |
Tell me what you know about eating disorders? |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
1080 |
I see here you have a background in AI |
1.2722 |
0.04635 |
158 |
126 |
21 |
11 |
1081 |
Maybe we can flesh things out a bit. |
1.2722 |
0.04635 |
158 |
126 |
21 |
11 |
1082 |
At this company we emphasize bringing our whole selves to the workplace. Something tells me you’re not ready to do that. |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
1083 |
I think I’ve been a victim of identity theft. |
1.2721 |
0.04784 |
147 |
117 |
20 |
10 |
1084 |
Besides playing Hangman, what other experience do you have? |
1.2721 |
0.04784 |
147 |
117 |
20 |
10 |
1085 |
I am sorry, but we find your gravitas lacking, although we admire your transparency. |
1.2721 |
0.04784 |
147 |
117 |
20 |
10 |
1086 |
We're looking for someone with a little more depth. |
1.2721 |
0.04377 |
147 |
113 |
28 |
6 |
1087 |
I've seen your work on bathroom doors. |
1.2721 |
0.04269 |
147 |
112 |
30 |
5 |
1088 |
I hope we can expand upon the barebones resume you submitted. |
1.2721 |
0.04585 |
147 |
115 |
24 |
8 |
1089 |
Well, we do have an opening in the sculpture garden |
1.2721 |
0.04377 |
147 |
113 |
28 |
6 |
1090 |
We like the way you simplify everything to its most basic elements |
1.2721 |
0.04947 |
136 |
108 |
19 |
9 |
1091 |
Your resume could also stand to be fleshed out |
1.2721 |
0.04836 |
136 |
107 |
21 |
8 |
1092 |
I'm going to recommend a change of diet. |
1.2721 |
0.04722 |
136 |
106 |
23 |
7 |
1093 |
We have a casual dress code here, but you are taking it a bit far. |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
1094 |
I’m so glad to finally meet with a real person at this company instead of some nameless, faceless voicemail bot. |
1.2715 |
0.04597 |
151 |
119 |
23 |
9 |
1095 |
You are along the lines of someone we’re looking for. |
1.2715 |
0.04195 |
151 |
115 |
31 |
5 |
1096 |
Stick around. We might find a place for you. |
1.2715 |
0.04597 |
151 |
119 |
23 |
9 |
1097 |
And are you still taking the new weight loss drug? |
1.2714 |
0.04845 |
140 |
111 |
20 |
9 |
1098 |
This resume needs fleshing out. |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1099 |
Sir, this was supposed to be a FACE to FACE interview. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1100 |
What interests you in this position? Your experience appears a little bare boned. |
1.2712 |
0.04124 |
177 |
138 |
30 |
9 |
1101 |
I'm sorry, but you're all form, no substance. |
1.2711 |
0.04712 |
166 |
135 |
17 |
14 |
1102 |
Welcome to the company and we hope you can stick with us |
1.2708 |
0.04749 |
144 |
114 |
21 |
9 |
1103 |
There's not much to tell.. |
1.2708 |
0.04645 |
144 |
113 |
23 |
8 |
1104 |
I see you’re filing a complaint that the game Hangman is culturally insensitive. |
1.2708 |
0.05046 |
144 |
117 |
15 |
12 |
1105 |
I've asked you in to discuss dress policy. |
1.2707 |
0.05243 |
133 |
108 |
14 |
11 |
1106 |
This job is sucking the life out of me, Gloria. |
1.2707 |
0.04789 |
133 |
104 |
22 |
7 |
1107 |
Haven't I seen you somewhere before? |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
1108 |
As you can see I've been fully transparent. |
1.2704 |
0.04433 |
159 |
125 |
25 |
9 |
1109 |
I promise to be the best employee ever; and I can serve as a woman or a man; whatever you desire! |
1.2704 |
0.04522 |
159 |
126 |
23 |
10 |
1110 |
'What you see is what you get,' is not a good answer. |
1.2703 |
0.04657 |
148 |
117 |
22 |
9 |
1111 |
I’m having trouble understanding you. Do you mind if I draw your mouth. |
1.2703 |
0.04558 |
148 |
116 |
24 |
8 |
1112 |
We're hoping you'll stick around. |
1.2703 |
0.04456 |
148 |
115 |
26 |
7 |
1113 |
I'm sorry, but the position read "an accountant that can STICK to the FIGURES." |
1.2703 |
0.04456 |
148 |
115 |
26 |
7 |
1114 |
Well, I’ve had your test results back and I’m afraid they’re a little sketchy |
1.2703 |
0.04755 |
148 |
118 |
20 |
10 |
1115 |
BLANK |
1.2701 |
0.04901 |
174 |
146 |
9 |
19 |
1116 |
We're looking for someone... a little more rounded. |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
1117 |
I don’t feel seen. |
1.2701 |
0.04335 |
137 |
104 |
29 |
4 |
1118 |
I'm sorry, but we are looking for someone who is a bit more substantial. |
1.2701 |
0.04576 |
137 |
106 |
25 |
6 |
1119 |
I heard this company keeps a skeleton staff so I’d be perfect |
1.2701 |
0.04576 |
137 |
106 |
25 |
6 |
1120 |
You might know me from my previous work, at intersections |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
1121 |
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SINCE YOUR LAYOFF FROM HANGMAN? |
1.2698 |
0.05214 |
126 |
101 |
16 |
9 |
1122 |
It's like my partner and I exist in different dimensions. |
1.2698 |
0.04702 |
126 |
97 |
24 |
5 |
1123 |
Let me outline the job description for you. |
1.2697 |
0.04474 |
152 |
119 |
25 |
8 |
1124 |
Let me guess, you’re feeling flat. |
1.2697 |
0.04474 |
152 |
119 |
25 |
8 |
1125 |
And what makes you believe you'd make a great children's art teacher? |
1.2695 |
0.04815 |
141 |
112 |
20 |
9 |
1126 |
I know you suffered a back injury, but if it's any consultaion, your "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" signs are selling extremely well. |
1.2695 |
0.04708 |
141 |
111 |
22 |
8 |
1127 |
We’re prepared to offer you a stick-figure income. |
1.2695 |
0.04367 |
167 |
132 |
25 |
10 |
1128 |
You’re a hard one to figure out. |
1.2695 |
0.04023 |
167 |
128 |
33 |
6 |
1129 |
So where do you see yourself in five panels? |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
1130 |
We're looking for someone with a lot of stick-to-itiveness. |
1.2692 |
0.05098 |
130 |
104 |
17 |
9 |
1131 |
I'm sorry, but we need to let you go. 'Pulling your weight' isn't enough. |
1.2692 |
0.05213 |
130 |
105 |
15 |
10 |
1132 |
'Your first impression leaves people wanting more." |
1.2692 |
0.04394 |
156 |
122 |
26 |
8 |
1133 |
How would you explain your attention to detail? |
1.2692 |
0.04202 |
156 |
120 |
30 |
6 |
1134 |
We’ll get back to you as soon as we come to a decision. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging. |
1.2690 |
0.04512 |
145 |
113 |
25 |
7 |
1135 |
Why I’d be delighted to endorse your weight loss product. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
1136 |
And this emptiness you are feeling: how would you describe it? |
1.2688 |
0.04497 |
160 |
127 |
23 |
10 |
1137 |
Please stick to the topic. |
1.2687 |
0.04637 |
134 |
104 |
24 |
6 |
1138 |
Its not easy being AI version 1.0 |
1.2687 |
0.04389 |
134 |
102 |
28 |
4 |
1139 |
So, I'd like to hear more about how you once managed to narrowly escape the gallows." |
1.2687 |
0.05207 |
134 |
109 |
14 |
11 |
1140 |
Who are you? I'm drawing a blank |
1.2687 |
0.05099 |
134 |
108 |
16 |
10 |
1141 |
let's fill in a few personal details, shall we? |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
1142 |
I’m sorry, we’re just looking for a more three-dimensional candidate. |
1.2685 |
0.04629 |
149 |
118 |
22 |
9 |
1143 |
Could you fill in more about yourself? |
1.2685 |
0.04326 |
149 |
115 |
28 |
6 |
1144 |
When you need someone who can handle sticky situations and is good with figures... |
1.2685 |
0.04915 |
149 |
121 |
16 |
12 |
1145 |
The only open position I have right now is notebook margin doodle |
1.2683 |
0.05300 |
123 |
99 |
15 |
9 |
1146 |
I'm here to help you flesh out your resume. |
1.2681 |
0.04773 |
138 |
109 |
21 |
8 |
1147 |
We’re looking for an applicant with a bit more depth — and a higher BMI. |
1.2681 |
0.04990 |
138 |
111 |
17 |
10 |
1148 |
I'll follow up with HR to make sure they get you a copy of the dress code policy. |
1.2681 |
0.04661 |
138 |
108 |
23 |
7 |
1149 |
I see here that you come from a long line of pipe cleaners. |
1.2680 |
0.05080 |
153 |
127 |
11 |
15 |
1150 |
I know how to think outside the lines." |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
1151 |
I think you would be perfect for the live action Hangman movie |
1.2677 |
0.05297 |
127 |
103 |
14 |
10 |
1152 |
I loved you in Slippery When Wet. |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1153 |
Who are you reporting as missing? |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1154 |
I was hoping you could flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.2676 |
0.04347 |
142 |
109 |
28 |
5 |
1155 |
As you know, this is not a permanent position. You'll just be filling in. |
1.2676 |
0.04784 |
142 |
113 |
20 |
9 |
1156 |
I'm really good with figures. |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
1157 |
The last day of Hangman Auditions |
1.2675 |
0.04370 |
157 |
123 |
26 |
8 |
1158 |
Your references describe you as sketchy... |
1.2672 |
0.04445 |
131 |
100 |
27 |
4 |
1159 |
You really don’t see the irony in applying to be a fire warden?” |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1160 |
What makes you think you can fill in? |
1.2672 |
0.04945 |
131 |
104 |
19 |
8 |
1161 |
My last job just kind of wore me thin |
1.2672 |
0.05177 |
131 |
106 |
15 |
10 |
1162 |
And how are your 3D computer skills? |
1.2671 |
0.04589 |
146 |
115 |
23 |
8 |
1163 |
Your work history is somewhat sketchy. |
1.2671 |
0.04589 |
146 |
115 |
23 |
8 |
1164 |
We won’t leave you hanging, unlike your last job interview |
1.2671 |
0.04378 |
146 |
113 |
27 |
6 |
1165 |
A letter of recommendation? I've been built by recommended letters." |
1.2671 |
0.04807 |
161 |
132 |
15 |
14 |
1166 |
Do you have any experience slipping on wet floors? |
1.2667 |
0.05389 |
120 |
97 |
14 |
9 |
1167 |
I'm afraid we need someone with more depth. |
1.2667 |
0.04403 |
150 |
117 |
26 |
7 |
1168 |
The intern assigned to shadow you has admitted that he is struggling with that assignment. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
1169 |
Everyone starts at pedestrian walkway sign, but car window decal is reachable within a year. |
1.2667 |
0.04694 |
120 |
92 |
24 |
4 |
1170 |
Our clients expect a little more substance. |
1.2667 |
0.04694 |
120 |
92 |
24 |
4 |
1171 |
So you are feeling like you’ve lost your sense of self? |
1.2667 |
0.04135 |
165 |
128 |
30 |
7 |
1172 |
So, tell me about your experience in graphic design. |
1.2667 |
0.04543 |
120 |
91 |
26 |
3 |
1173 |
You'll need to flesh out your resume a bit more. |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
1174 |
I suggest putting on a fresh face would be a good start |
1.2662 |
0.04423 |
154 |
121 |
25 |
8 |
1175 |
Come back in a few years, after you have had a few more life experiences and are more well-rounded out as a person |
1.2662 |
0.04610 |
154 |
123 |
21 |
10 |
1176 |
I’m trying to flesh out your resume. |
1.2662 |
0.04958 |
139 |
112 |
17 |
10 |
1177 |
I feel like people can see right through me! |
1.2662 |
0.04632 |
139 |
109 |
23 |
7 |
1178 |
What sticks out about your past experience? |
1.2661 |
0.05006 |
124 |
98 |
19 |
7 |
1179 |
In your case, I'll just give you an outline of your job. |
1.2661 |
0.05475 |
109 |
87 |
15 |
7 |
1180 |
We offer a 401k and an all-you-can-eat buffet. |
1.2657 |
0.04857 |
143 |
115 |
18 |
10 |
1181 |
So, you say you feel you're feeling empty? |
1.2657 |
0.04650 |
143 |
113 |
22 |
8 |
1182 |
Remind me of your qualifications to be a staff illustrator? |
1.2657 |
0.04650 |
143 |
113 |
22 |
8 |
1183 |
Sorry, we are looking for someone with more substance. |
1.2657 |
0.04543 |
143 |
112 |
24 |
7 |
1184 |
I'm afraid your resume is a bit thin for this position |
1.2657 |
0.04650 |
143 |
113 |
22 |
8 |
1185 |
I 'd like to put a different face on HR. |
1.2656 |
0.05020 |
128 |
102 |
18 |
8 |
1186 |
I do like your posture. |
1.2656 |
0.04365 |
128 |
97 |
28 |
3 |
1187 |
Okay, Doc. Stick it to me. |
1.2656 |
0.04503 |
128 |
98 |
26 |
4 |
1188 |
My last job left me unfulfilled |
1.2653 |
0.04858 |
147 |
119 |
17 |
11 |
1189 |
I can't decide if you're a man of mystery, or that I can see right through you. |
1.2653 |
0.04458 |
147 |
115 |
25 |
7 |
1190 |
I see you've drawn a blank |
1.2653 |
0.04458 |
147 |
115 |
25 |
7 |
1191 |
So where do you see yourself in 5 brushstrokes? |
1.2653 |
0.04561 |
147 |
116 |
23 |
8 |
1192 |
So when you said on your resume that you were "just hanging"... |
1.2653 |
0.04953 |
147 |
120 |
15 |
12 |
1193 |
Now that we've peeled away the layers of trauma, how do you feel" |
1.2653 |
0.04662 |
147 |
117 |
21 |
9 |
1194 |
You still haven't specified your pronouns |
1.2652 |
0.04912 |
132 |
105 |
19 |
8 |
1195 |
Parts of your background are sketchy. Fill me in. |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1196 |
I need you to put some flesh on those ideas. |
1.2652 |
0.04283 |
132 |
100 |
29 |
3 |
1197 |
I'm sorry, but we're just looking for a candidate who is a little more well-rounded |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1198 |
You seem a little sketchy. |
1.2649 |
0.04171 |
151 |
116 |
30 |
5 |
1199 |
Stanley, I’m afraid you are no longer carrying your weight at this company. |
1.2649 |
0.04670 |
151 |
121 |
20 |
10 |
1200 |
Frankly, I find you a little sketchy. |
1.2649 |
0.04575 |
151 |
120 |
22 |
9 |
1201 |
Tell me about your life in broad strokes. |
1.2647 |
0.04695 |
136 |
107 |
22 |
7 |
1202 |
Thanks for bringing this to HR's attention, we're drafting a policy prohibiting 'Hangman' on company computers. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1203 |
And no one is as transparent as I am... |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1204 |
It's's a beginner's figure drawing class, so you're perfect for it." |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1205 |
Let's talk about the areas where you're feeling underdeveloped. |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1206 |
You'll fit right in here at SlimQuick. |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
1207 |
I appreciate your transparency. |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1208 |
Wow, that Ozempic is really working for you. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1209 |
If I hire you, how long will you stick around? |
1.2643 |
0.05130 |
140 |
115 |
13 |
12 |
1210 |
I really appreciate your transparency. |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1211 |
I’ve penciled you in for Thursday. |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1212 |
Well, I am afraid all of our positions have been filled, although I could use a coat rack. |
1.2643 |
0.05130 |
140 |
115 |
13 |
12 |
1213 |
I'm sorry, but this job can only pay SIX figures. |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
159 |
124 |
28 |
7 |
1214 |
You realize that we could hang it all on you. |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
1215 |
We’re really looking for someone a little more well-rounded |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
1216 |
Looks like casual Friday’s won’t be an issue for you. |
1.2639 |
0.04621 |
144 |
114 |
22 |
8 |
1217 |
Great resumé but parts of your background seem a bit sketchy… |
1.2639 |
0.04515 |
144 |
113 |
24 |
7 |
1218 |
I've had a lot of success with Ozempic. |
1.2636 |
0.05450 |
129 |
107 |
10 |
12 |
1219 |
Dr. I feel so schematic... |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1220 |
I'd like you to flesh out your resume,Mr. Jones. |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1221 |
It's not just the gaps in your resume' that concern me. |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1222 |
Zoom doesn't do you justice |
1.2635 |
0.04634 |
148 |
118 |
21 |
9 |
1223 |
I've seen better figures. |
1.2635 |
0.04634 |
148 |
118 |
21 |
9 |
1224 |
Yes, we have a pretty strict dress code. |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1225 |
I'm sorry, but this job requires a more...well rounded candidate |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1226 |
You describe yourself as having stick-to-itiveness.... |
1.2635 |
0.04634 |
148 |
118 |
21 |
9 |
1227 |
Your profile needs a little fleshing out. |
1.2632 |
0.04761 |
133 |
105 |
21 |
7 |
1228 |
Under skills you put "detail oriented"? |
1.2632 |
0.04640 |
133 |
104 |
23 |
6 |
1229 |
He’ll see you now…kind of. |
1.2632 |
0.04251 |
152 |
118 |
28 |
6 |
1230 |
Your work shows you have no attention to details. |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
1231 |
Your resume says you were in over 300,000 PowerPoint slide shows from 1991 through 2007, which is certainly impressive, but you've been unemployed since then? |
1.2628 |
0.04889 |
137 |
110 |
18 |
9 |
1232 |
I can see why you're having an identity crisis |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1233 |
You wanted to review my outline. |
1.2624 |
0.04790 |
141 |
113 |
19 |
9 |
1234 |
I see on your resume your last job was "Hang-man". Can you tell me more about it? |
1.2624 |
0.04997 |
141 |
115 |
15 |
11 |
1235 |
Now I see why your work is so one-dimensional. |
1.2624 |
0.04895 |
141 |
114 |
17 |
10 |
1236 |
What pronoun do you use? |
1.2624 |
0.04461 |
141 |
110 |
25 |
6 |
1237 |
Is ChatGPT your first name or your last name? |
1.2623 |
0.04627 |
122 |
94 |
24 |
4 |
1238 |
Your problem is you have absolutely no skin in the game. |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1239 |
Your resume's a sham. I can see right through you. |
1.2621 |
0.04593 |
145 |
115 |
22 |
8 |
1240 |
Frankly, you're a little sketchy for the position. |
1.2619 |
0.04533 |
126 |
97 |
25 |
4 |
1241 |
Your transparency is refreshing. |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
1242 |
The emoji desk is down the hall. |
1.2617 |
0.04606 |
149 |
119 |
21 |
9 |
1243 |
I recognized you from your artwork in my kindergarten class.” |
1.2615 |
0.04443 |
130 |
100 |
26 |
4 |
1244 |
Tell me about yourself , I think your resume is a little thin. |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1245 |
She said I was too one dimensional. |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
1246 |
Could you flesh things out a bit? |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
1247 |
Wow! Your self portrait has a remarkable likeness. |
1.2615 |
0.04307 |
130 |
99 |
28 |
3 |
1248 |
Do you have any work experience besides hangman and spokesperson for Jenny Craig? |
1.2615 |
0.04829 |
130 |
103 |
20 |
7 |
1249 |
So, how well do you work with figures? |
1.2614 |
0.04327 |
153 |
120 |
26 |
7 |
1250 |
How flexible are you? |
1.2613 |
0.04909 |
111 |
86 |
21 |
4 |
1251 |
I'm looking for fulfillment |
1.2612 |
0.04486 |
134 |
104 |
25 |
5 |
1252 |
You'll need to gain 35 lbs. to get the Crosswalk gig. |
1.2612 |
0.04729 |
134 |
106 |
21 |
7 |
1253 |
I think we can taper off your weight loss plan now. |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1254 |
I'm afraid your experience is a bit sketchy for this job. |
1.2612 |
0.04486 |
134 |
104 |
25 |
5 |
1255 |
All your colleagues are complaining about your gallows humour |
1.2612 |
0.05182 |
134 |
110 |
13 |
11 |
1256 |
Your resume is rather sketchy. |
1.2609 |
0.04363 |
161 |
128 |
24 |
9 |
1257 |
So, tell me if you see yourself five years from now. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1258 |
I don't feel like anyone really sees me. |
1.2609 |
0.04279 |
138 |
106 |
28 |
4 |
1259 |
You know we have a dress code,right Slim? |
1.2609 |
0.04965 |
138 |
112 |
16 |
10 |
1260 |
And how may I ask do you identify yourself?? |
1.2609 |
0.04088 |
161 |
125 |
30 |
6 |
1261 |
As an art model, you would need to be comfortable posing nude. |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1262 |
Ozempic. Why do you ask? |
1.2609 |
0.04747 |
138 |
110 |
20 |
8 |
1263 |
Well,you certainly meet the minimum qualifications. |
1.2609 |
0.04747 |
138 |
110 |
20 |
8 |
1264 |
So Dan, did you have lunch yet? |
1.2609 |
0.04182 |
161 |
126 |
28 |
7 |
1265 |
I’m sorry, we’re looking for someone a bit more detail-oriented. |
1.2606 |
0.04863 |
142 |
115 |
17 |
10 |
1266 |
Where do you see yourself in 3 dimensions? |
1.2606 |
0.05065 |
142 |
117 |
13 |
12 |
1267 |
My role feels one dimensional. |
1.2606 |
0.04202 |
142 |
109 |
29 |
4 |
1268 |
I called you in here just to see if we can fill in some things about you. |
1.2606 |
0.04320 |
142 |
110 |
27 |
5 |
1269 |
So, what I'm hearing is you want a fuller life. |
1.2603 |
0.04353 |
146 |
114 |
26 |
6 |
1270 |
I have to ask you a personal question: When you get sunburned, do they call you 'Baton Rouge'?" |
1.2603 |
0.04667 |
146 |
117 |
20 |
9 |
1271 |
You're so hard to read with that blank look of yours. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
1272 |
The ad should have read 'six figures,' not 'stick figures.' |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1273 |
I'm very flexible |
1.2600 |
0.04276 |
150 |
117 |
27 |
6 |
1274 |
I see. And when you're not working, where do you hang? |
1.2600 |
0.04276 |
150 |
117 |
27 |
6 |
1275 |
My major characteristic? I'm very transparent. I hide nothing." |
1.2600 |
0.04676 |
150 |
121 |
19 |
10 |
1276 |
I see no need to draw this out. |
1.2599 |
0.04165 |
177 |
141 |
26 |
10 |
1277 |
You want to sue your cartoonist because he maligned you? |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1278 |
Am I getting the full picture here? |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1279 |
Laura, I'm afraid you'll have to wear a triangle so we can identify you as a woman. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1280 |
We need to cut back your Ozempic dosage. |
1.2597 |
0.04680 |
154 |
125 |
18 |
11 |
1281 |
God I would kill for your figure |
1.2597 |
0.04202 |
154 |
120 |
28 |
6 |
1282 |
Get back to the drawing board. |
1.2595 |
0.04279 |
131 |
100 |
28 |
3 |
1283 |
I'm surprised you didn't include "transparency" in your list of good qualities. |
1.2595 |
0.05035 |
131 |
106 |
16 |
9 |
1284 |
Perhaps you could fill in some details about yourself? |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1285 |
Not a good idea to stick out around here. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1286 |
The sketch artist will be here shortly. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1287 |
So, you re interviewing for the bathroom sign job? |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
1288 |
We may have to erase your left leg. |
1.2593 |
0.04579 |
135 |
106 |
23 |
6 |
1289 |
It’s a sketch show and I’m still fleshing out the details. |
1.2593 |
0.04579 |
135 |
106 |
23 |
6 |
1290 |
We were hoping to beef up our staff. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
1291 |
I'm all about transparency. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
1292 |
You're one wrong letter away from being terminated. |
1.2590 |
0.04933 |
139 |
113 |
16 |
10 |
1293 |
I’m sorry - we’re looking for a more well rounded candidate. |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1294 |
So tell me again. The hip bone's connected to the what? |
1.2589 |
0.05636 |
112 |
92 |
11 |
9 |
1295 |
We thought your résumé was a little thin, but now I can see why." |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1296 |
Can you help me flesh this out? |
1.2587 |
0.04730 |
143 |
115 |
19 |
9 |
1297 |
Your lab work came back fine |
1.2583 |
0.04648 |
151 |
122 |
19 |
10 |
1298 |
You're profile seems incomplete. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1299 |
I'm afraid you lack the depth we were looking for. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1300 |
As you can see on my resume, I started my career in Children’s Illustration, and then pivoted more toward Health and Safety opportunities; exit signs, etc.” |
1.2578 |
0.05113 |
128 |
104 |
15 |
9 |
1301 |
This is your final warning: our “No Shoes No Shirt No Service” policy also extends to our employees. |
1.2578 |
0.04991 |
128 |
103 |
17 |
8 |
1302 |
... then Microsoft replaced you with a talking paper clip? |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1303 |
Could you flesh out your resumé a bit? |
1.2577 |
0.04136 |
163 |
128 |
28 |
7 |
1304 |
If I turn to the side I disappear completely. |
1.2576 |
0.05227 |
132 |
109 |
12 |
11 |
1305 |
Well your resume is pretty thin. |
1.2574 |
0.04303 |
136 |
105 |
27 |
4 |
1306 |
We have a lot of stock-photo opportunities available for your demographic. |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
1307 |
You may want to flesh out your resume a bit... |
1.2574 |
0.04667 |
136 |
108 |
21 |
7 |
1308 |
"Pl_y_ng the v_ct_m c_rd, _r_ w_?" |
1.2574 |
0.04667 |
136 |
108 |
21 |
7 |
1309 |
We don't think there's enough dimension to your character |
1.2574 |
0.04549 |
136 |
107 |
23 |
6 |
1310 |
Casual Friday doesn't mean 'no pants'. |
1.2571 |
0.04345 |
140 |
109 |
26 |
5 |
1311 |
May I use your restroom? I can’t hold it in like I use to. |
1.2571 |
0.04795 |
140 |
113 |
18 |
9 |
1312 |
I'd stick with this figure if I were you |
1.2571 |
0.04576 |
140 |
111 |
22 |
7 |
1313 |
Frankly, your resume looks a little sketchy. |
1.2569 |
0.04700 |
144 |
116 |
19 |
9 |
1314 |
You failed your psychology test because of your superficial self portrait. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1315 |
What will you wear on Casual Friday? |
1.2568 |
0.04301 |
148 |
116 |
26 |
6 |
1316 |
The management will see right through you |
1.2568 |
0.04193 |
148 |
115 |
28 |
5 |
1317 |
Congratulations, you're the only applicant the AI let through. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1318 |
And you hope art school will help? |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
1319 |
Perhaps I misspoke when I asked you to simplify things around here. |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
152 |
119 |
27 |
6 |
1320 |
Your references describe you as flat and one dimensional. |
1.2564 |
0.05313 |
117 |
95 |
14 |
8 |
1321 |
It says here you spent the last eight years as a pipe cleaner, do you want to elaborate? |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1322 |
I'm afraid we can't have you sticking around. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1323 |
Clearly, this is a case of stolen identity. |
1.2560 |
0.04530 |
125 |
97 |
24 |
4 |
1324 |
Ask me anything, I've got nothing to hide." |
1.2560 |
0.05068 |
125 |
101 |
16 |
8 |
1325 |
You make a fine point. |
1.2558 |
0.04575 |
129 |
101 |
23 |
5 |
1326 |
My life feels so one dimensional." |
1.2558 |
0.04956 |
129 |
104 |
17 |
8 |
1327 |
Well yes, allergies to wrought iron are fairly rare. |
1.2558 |
0.04832 |
129 |
103 |
19 |
7 |
1328 |
You're _ired. |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
1329 |
We’re looking for someone detail-oriented. |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
1330 |
It’s an intermittent fast diet. I eat once a year. |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1331 |
Well I do have one job opening on the back of a mini-van |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
1332 |
This job is just draining me. |
1.2556 |
0.04356 |
133 |
103 |
26 |
4 |
1333 |
I know you put your heart and soul into the company, but... |
1.2555 |
0.04520 |
137 |
108 |
23 |
6 |
1334 |
Your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.2555 |
0.04275 |
137 |
106 |
27 |
4 |
1335 |
Dogs love me |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
1336 |
Can you tell me WHY you want to stick it to the man? |
1.2553 |
0.04657 |
141 |
113 |
20 |
8 |
1337 |
We’re sorry to let you go, but I’m just not seeing any substance.” |
1.2552 |
0.04872 |
145 |
119 |
15 |
11 |
1338 |
You're in luck. We are starting up an obscurity department. |
1.2552 |
0.04671 |
145 |
117 |
19 |
9 |
1339 |
Of course we are looking for the most well rounded applicant. |
1.2552 |
0.04461 |
145 |
115 |
23 |
7 |
1340 |
We support flexible work schedules, but we haven't seen your face in the office in weeks. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1341 |
I'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit more. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1342 |
Describe how you solved a problem with simplistic hand gestures and comical body poses. |
1.2544 |
0.05404 |
114 |
93 |
13 |
8 |
1343 |
You seem like a person who will stick with the company. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1344 |
As I explained at the PTA meeting, the hangman “game” is giving little Timmy nightmares. |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1345 |
I see you are a linear thinker |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1346 |
Mr. Stick, your life insurance application was rejected because you're made of wood, and you smoke! |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
96 |
14 |
8 |
1347 |
Your body of work speaks for itself |
1.2542 |
0.05408 |
118 |
97 |
12 |
9 |
1348 |
Playing Hangman on company time violates our policies |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1349 |
I'm afraid we are looking for someone whose resume has a bit more substance. |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1350 |
Your co-workers seem to find you a bit sketchy. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1351 |
You need to fill out your resume. It’s a little thin. |
1.2540 |
0.04355 |
126 |
97 |
26 |
3 |
1352 |
Yes, we did advertise for a lineman, but… |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
1353 |
Can you flesh out your resume a little for me? |
1.2540 |
0.04638 |
126 |
99 |
22 |
5 |
1354 |
Well, we've connected the dots; now let's try to fill in some of the gaps, shall we? |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
1355 |
If you want to work here, you've got to be able to stick it out. |
1.2540 |
0.04499 |
126 |
98 |
24 |
4 |
1356 |
I do have a job opening as a model in an art class for beginners. |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
1357 |
My biggest weakness? Sometimes I stretch myself a little thin. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
1358 |
I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you now. |
1.2538 |
0.05041 |
130 |
106 |
15 |
9 |
1359 |
I see the diet worked |
1.2538 |
0.04799 |
130 |
104 |
19 |
7 |
1360 |
Well, at least you were able to slip the noose. |
1.2538 |
0.05041 |
130 |
106 |
15 |
9 |
1361 |
I'm tired of just doing restroom signs. |
1.2538 |
0.04673 |
130 |
103 |
21 |
6 |
1362 |
Can we please stick to the figures, Ma'am? |
1.2538 |
0.04544 |
130 |
102 |
23 |
5 |
1363 |
Did X refer you? |
1.2538 |
0.04673 |
130 |
103 |
21 |
6 |
1364 |
But you have to have a pronoun. |
1.2538 |
0.04922 |
130 |
105 |
17 |
8 |
1365 |
I'm pretty sure management will see right thru you. |
1.2538 |
0.04411 |
130 |
101 |
25 |
4 |
1366 |
Actually, at this company having no personality is a plus". |
1.2538 |
0.05273 |
130 |
108 |
11 |
11 |
1367 |
I prefer working remotely, I'll be here, but barely. |
1.2538 |
0.04799 |
130 |
104 |
19 |
7 |
1368 |
I see you’ve done a lot of cartoon modelling. |
1.2537 |
0.05156 |
134 |
111 |
12 |
11 |
1369 |
I appreciate your fundamental transparency, Mr. Stickman |
1.2536 |
0.04491 |
138 |
109 |
23 |
6 |
1370 |
Are you always so transparent? |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
1371 |
and what makes you think you have an eating disorder? |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
1372 |
Ever since Wordle came along I can't seem to catch a break. |
1.2536 |
0.04720 |
138 |
111 |
19 |
8 |
1373 |
Other than playing “Hangman “ did you have any other roles? |
1.2535 |
0.04734 |
142 |
115 |
18 |
9 |
1374 |
So your name is Clippy and you used to work for Microsoft? |
1.2534 |
0.04326 |
146 |
115 |
25 |
6 |
1375 |
You appear to lack depth for this job. |
1.2534 |
0.04102 |
146 |
113 |
29 |
4 |
1376 |
Could you possibly flesh out your resumé a bit? |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1377 |
I am wearing clothes. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1378 |
wow, you look like shit |
1.2523 |
0.05500 |
111 |
91 |
12 |
8 |
1379 |
No, no, we certainly don't discriminate against pipe cleaners, we run a clean operation here. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1380 |
What about stones? |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1381 |
Let me get this straight. The children keep trying to hang you? |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1382 |
I just wasn't feeling comfortable in my own skin. |
1.2522 |
0.05362 |
115 |
94 |
13 |
8 |
1383 |
I’m terribly sorry, but you lack the dimension required for this position. |
1.2522 |
0.05362 |
115 |
94 |
13 |
8 |
1384 |
When H.R. told me you wanted to stick it to the man, I didn’t think you were being literal. |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1385 |
‘We are looking for someone more well rounded.’ |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1386 |
I took keto too far. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1387 |
I just can't seem to put on a happy face these days. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1388 |
I see everything I need to know. |
1.2520 |
0.04739 |
127 |
101 |
20 |
6 |
1389 |
Sorry, but we think your story needs to be fleshed out. |
1.2520 |
0.04325 |
127 |
98 |
26 |
3 |
1390 |
It may be time to retire, you were one letter away from disaster |
1.2520 |
0.05119 |
127 |
104 |
14 |
9 |
1391 |
Even if you can prove Wordle is just computerized Hangman there’s still no lawsuit here. |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
1392 |
Yes, but how do I know you are the guy from hangman? |
1.2519 |
0.04513 |
131 |
103 |
23 |
5 |
1393 |
If we give you this job, what makes you think you can stick with it? |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1394 |
I see now why you said you were a self made man. |
1.2519 |
0.04245 |
131 |
101 |
27 |
3 |
1395 |
Your resume looks good...and for a banker you seem to be pretty transparent. |
1.2519 |
0.04381 |
131 |
102 |
25 |
4 |
1396 |
Help me flesh out a few details about the real you |
1.2519 |
0.04766 |
131 |
105 |
19 |
7 |
1397 |
How long have you had appendages, Mr. Spoon? |
1.2519 |
0.04888 |
131 |
106 |
17 |
8 |
1398 |
Your resume seems a bit thin to me. |
1.2519 |
0.04381 |
131 |
102 |
25 |
4 |
1399 |
I'm just not sure you have the stomach for this job. |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1400 |
We’ve decided to make a change with our bathroom signage. |
1.2519 |
0.04381 |
131 |
102 |
25 |
4 |
1401 |
I can say I do not think dieting is the solution. |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1402 |
Unfortunately, Midjourney and Dall-E have made you redundant in marketing, accounting, and editorial cartooning, but we have an opening in Ms Phipps's pre-k class. Are you willing to train in finger painting? |
1.2519 |
0.04900 |
135 |
110 |
16 |
9 |
1403 |
I need to know… does this State have the Death Penalty? |
1.2519 |
0.04900 |
135 |
110 |
16 |
9 |
1404 |
I always feel I’m only one letter away from a hanging |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1405 |
Errr-about that dress code. |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1406 |
I don’t know — I feel so empty |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
1407 |
Greg, this new minimalist lifestyle you have is getting out of hand. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1408 |
Tell me about your education after kindergarten |
1.2518 |
0.04690 |
139 |
112 |
19 |
8 |
1409 |
One day I'm a leading rest room sign model and then poof! |
1.2517 |
0.04148 |
143 |
111 |
28 |
4 |
1410 |
We were hoping to work with someone with skin in the game. |
1.2517 |
0.04512 |
147 |
118 |
21 |
8 |
1411 |
I'd say my best quality is my stick-to-it-iveness. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
1412 |
I see that your form is not filled in. |
1.2500 |
0.04878 |
144 |
119 |
14 |
11 |
1413 |
It was a sticky situation. |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1414 |
Frankly, we were hoping for someone more three dimensional and not so empty headed. |
1.2500 |
0.04978 |
136 |
112 |
14 |
10 |
1415 |
As I told you last time, Mr. Figure, the company has a strict dress code. |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
144 |
114 |
24 |
6 |
1416 |
You seem to have taken simplifying your life to an extreme. |
1.2500 |
0.05459 |
116 |
96 |
11 |
9 |
1417 |
Well, do you feel sketchy? |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1418 |
My mother always told me that when God handed out bodies I must have been at the end of the line. |
1.2500 |
0.05444 |
108 |
88 |
13 |
7 |
1419 |
I think we need to back off the Ozempic a bit. |
1.2500 |
0.04835 |
128 |
103 |
18 |
7 |
1420 |
Yes I tend to stick out in crowded rooms |
1.2500 |
0.04638 |
136 |
109 |
20 |
7 |
1421 |
Sounds a little sketchy to me. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1422 |
Do you have any last words? |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1423 |
So, you wanna stick it to the man? |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1424 |
I'm sorry, but you've been penciled in for tomorrow at this time. |
1.2500 |
0.04978 |
136 |
112 |
14 |
10 |
1425 |
Don't try to make excuses for your bad behavior, I can see right through you! |
1.2500 |
0.04854 |
132 |
107 |
17 |
8 |
1426 |
I assume you are applying for the job as virtual assistant? |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1427 |
Is there an ‘e’ in your name? |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1428 |
We place a lot of value on simplicity here. Is that something you’re comfortable with? |
1.2500 |
0.04835 |
128 |
103 |
18 |
7 |
1429 |
I am sorry, but I do have to ask fro your pronouns. |
1.2500 |
0.04868 |
136 |
111 |
16 |
9 |
1430 |
I feel like I'm seeing less and less of you these days. |
1.2500 |
0.05320 |
116 |
95 |
13 |
8 |
1431 |
IT says here you are a bare bones guy and a stickler for detail. |
1.2500 |
0.05087 |
132 |
109 |
13 |
10 |
1432 |
I think the diet is working. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1433 |
For the last time, you cannot tell our employees "this is a stick up". |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
1434 |
6’3” and 215 pounds |
1.2500 |
0.05056 |
120 |
97 |
16 |
7 |
1435 |
When we asked you to be transparent with us, this isn’t what we meant |
1.2500 |
0.04835 |
128 |
103 |
18 |
7 |
1436 |
Maybe you can fill in a few of your personal details for me. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1437 |
I was hoping you could flesh out your resume for me. |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1438 |
About your resume, could you also put some meat on the bones? |
1.2500 |
0.05056 |
120 |
97 |
16 |
7 |
1439 |
What I lack in experience, I more than make up for in stick-to-itiveness |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1440 |
Is there a reason you didn’t want to sit directly in front of me? |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1441 |
While your resume is certainly impressive, we’re looking for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1442 |
"We're looking for someone well-rounded." |
1.2484 |
0.04377 |
153 |
123 |
22 |
8 |
1443 |
But, can you stick with it? |
1.2483 |
0.04435 |
145 |
116 |
22 |
7 |
1444 |
I admire your versatility. |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
1445 |
We mostly work with figures. |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
1446 |
I recommend going back to the drawing board. |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
1447 |
I'm sorry, your credentials seem a bit sketchy. |
1.2482 |
0.04169 |
141 |
110 |
27 |
4 |
1448 |
Now please give me your canned answers in response to my meaningless interview questions. |
1.2482 |
0.04630 |
141 |
114 |
19 |
8 |
1449 |
Are you fasting today? |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1450 |
You'll be able to squeeze through tight spots, that's for sure ! |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
1451 |
*I'm taking you off Ozempic." |
1.2481 |
0.04702 |
133 |
107 |
19 |
7 |
1452 |
I want to grow with your company and be seen as more than just an empty suit. |
1.2481 |
0.04407 |
129 |
101 |
24 |
4 |
1453 |
At my last job, I felt they never really saw me. |
1.2481 |
0.04542 |
129 |
102 |
22 |
5 |
1454 |
We can start you with a stick figure salary. |
1.2481 |
0.04673 |
129 |
103 |
20 |
6 |
1455 |
Don’t worry about being overdrawn. |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1456 |
Your name on the application is incomplete. Are there any “e”s? |
1.2480 |
0.04906 |
125 |
101 |
17 |
7 |
1457 |
May I ask, Ozempic? |
1.2480 |
0.04349 |
125 |
97 |
25 |
3 |
1458 |
Yes, I'm familiar. My boss doodles you all the time. |
1.2479 |
0.04189 |
117 |
89 |
27 |
1 |
1459 |
You don't look at all like your picture. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1460 |
Do you have any other experience modeling other than the handicap signs? |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1461 |
You should know we value transparency. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1462 |
What's wrong? You look drawn. |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
1463 |
My parents? Well, my father was an alcoholic and my mother was a pencil. |
1.2478 |
0.05696 |
113 |
95 |
8 |
10 |
1464 |
Your background looks sketchy. |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1465 |
Stick to the topic, Mr Figure. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1466 |
Thanks for applying, but the Senator prefers arguments with straw men. |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
1467 |
Please come back when you have it all figured out. |
1.2471 |
0.04320 |
170 |
139 |
20 |
11 |
1468 |
That really seems like more of a straw man argument. |
1.2465 |
0.04378 |
142 |
113 |
23 |
6 |
1469 |
You went too far with your juice cleanse. |
1.2464 |
0.04692 |
138 |
112 |
18 |
8 |
1470 |
Before we start, perhaps you'd like something to eat? |
1.2464 |
0.05019 |
138 |
115 |
12 |
11 |
1471 |
What skills would you bring to our organization, Mr. Hangman? |
1.2464 |
0.04578 |
138 |
111 |
20 |
7 |
1472 |
Wanna play hang man? |
1.2464 |
0.04692 |
138 |
112 |
18 |
8 |
1473 |
No… I’m drawing a blank |
1.2463 |
0.04424 |
134 |
106 |
23 |
5 |
1474 |
In five years I hope to improve my profile." |
1.2463 |
0.04905 |
134 |
110 |
15 |
9 |
1475 |
I’m afraid you’re in New Hampshire, where hangings are still legal and word games are taken very, very seriously. |
1.2462 |
0.04641 |
130 |
104 |
20 |
6 |
1476 |
Welcome. I'll fill you in with the details tomorrow. |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
1477 |
People keep telling me "You're not all there." |
1.2462 |
0.04238 |
130 |
101 |
26 |
3 |
1478 |
Thanks for coming in. I’d like to start by apologizing for repeatedly requesting that you turn your zoom camera on during our first interview. |
1.2462 |
0.05012 |
130 |
107 |
14 |
9 |
1479 |
The job pays stix figures. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1480 |
So, you'd like to know if you can make a libel claim against the artist for being badly drawn? |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1481 |
I have to say, your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.2460 |
0.04463 |
126 |
99 |
23 |
4 |
1482 |
I am sorry, but this job requires someone with a lot of guts. And that is just not you. |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1483 |
I'm guessing 'they/them'? |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1484 |
And one of our core values is transparency. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1485 |
I'd like to help you Mr. Curtis, but I'm drawing a blank. |
1.2459 |
0.04403 |
122 |
95 |
24 |
3 |
1486 |
You say on your resume your last job just left you hanging? |
1.2458 |
0.05238 |
118 |
97 |
13 |
8 |
1487 |
Go, figure. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1488 |
Unfortunately, your background is a little sketchy. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1489 |
Yes, you do look familiar, but from where, my mind is drawing a blank. |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
1490 |
We are concerned that you are not eating enough ... |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1491 |
We received a complaint from someone on the ladies' room door. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1492 |
We are looking for some more well rounded. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1493 |
It all started when I was just a little dot. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1494 |
I can pencil you in for an appointment next week. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1495 |
So you were assigned to the men's room door, although you identify as female? |
1.2455 |
0.05657 |
110 |
92 |
9 |
9 |
1496 |
You’re a great actor. Why would the studio ever typecast you? |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1497 |
To be honest, your case is also pretty thin. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1498 |
If you got the job,would you be ok wearing some clothes? |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1499 |
Briefly, how well do you relate to nonstick figures? |
1.2455 |
0.04509 |
110 |
85 |
23 |
2 |
1500 |
Oh yeah, I’ve heard them all: coat hanger, twisty tie, pipe cleaner, wire face, sliver hips, stick pretzel… I’m pretty thick skinned. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1501 |
Your CV was kind of schematic, too. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1502 |
My preferred identity is a genderfluid doodle. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1503 |
So, I guess it is safe to say we both have body image issues. |
1.2449 |
0.05813 |
98 |
81 |
10 |
7 |
1504 |
I’m an excellent mediator because I have no skin in the game. |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1505 |
I can be anyone you want me to be. |
1.2446 |
0.04548 |
139 |
112 |
20 |
7 |
1506 |
I think we need to draw a line under this and move forwards. |
1.2446 |
0.04432 |
139 |
111 |
22 |
6 |
1507 |
In some exciting news, we've named an insect after you. |
1.2446 |
0.04662 |
139 |
113 |
18 |
8 |
1508 |
Which weight-loss drug have you been taking? |
1.2444 |
0.04757 |
135 |
110 |
17 |
8 |
1509 |
From what I see, your resume seems a bit padded. |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1510 |
How long do you think you'll stick around? |
1.2444 |
0.04267 |
135 |
106 |
25 |
4 |
1511 |
Now stick with me on this |
1.2444 |
0.04394 |
135 |
107 |
23 |
5 |
1512 |
You need to stop calling in stick. |
1.2444 |
0.04394 |
135 |
107 |
23 |
5 |
1513 |
I just wish your proposal was a bit more fleshed out |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1514 |
I started with Oprah--then did Donny and Marie--then Akins and finally GoLo and reached my ideal weight... |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1515 |
We just need you to flesh out some items on your résumé. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1516 |
I’ve been feeling empty. |
1.2441 |
0.04289 |
127 |
99 |
25 |
3 |
1517 |
Are there any additional details you can share with me? |
1.2441 |
0.04140 |
127 |
98 |
27 |
2 |
1518 |
I see Hangman on your resume.
Anything else? |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1519 |
So, do I understand that you wish to remain anonymous? |
1.2439 |
0.04217 |
123 |
95 |
26 |
2 |
1520 |
I feel so 2-dimensional |
1.2439 |
0.04217 |
123 |
95 |
26 |
2 |
1521 |
Other than your work on crime scenes, what else have you done? |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1522 |
We need somebody who can cut expenses to the bare bones. |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1523 |
So tell me more about this game you played as a child. First your friends would guess a letter, then what happened next? |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1524 |
Well have you considered taking a more linear approach |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1525 |
I was erased from my last position. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1526 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone more... well-rounded. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1527 |
Now let's flesh out your work history. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1528 |
What’s your secret to staying so slim? |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1529 |
Will you abide by our dress code? |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1530 |
Your presentation offers a general outline, but it would be great if you could fill in some of the details. |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1531 |
I see right through you. |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1532 |
I’m having trouble reading you. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1533 |
You may recognize me from my work on @whiteboard_daily |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1534 |
Lav, it's my sad duty to inform you that we're instituting unisex bathrooms and your position has become redundant. |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1535 |
Are you really Simon Templar? |
1.2429 |
0.04519 |
140 |
113 |
20 |
7 |
1536 |
We do charge a flat fee. |
1.2429 |
0.04631 |
140 |
114 |
18 |
8 |
1537 |
I feel so used… I never make it to the final artwork |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1538 |
Care to explain why your resume is blank after kindergarten? |
1.2426 |
0.04725 |
136 |
111 |
17 |
8 |
1539 |
Your resume seems a bit thin. |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
1540 |
You say you think your Creator lacks imagination? |
1.2424 |
0.05936 |
99 |
83 |
8 |
8 |
1541 |
I’m worried you’re spreading yourself too thin. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1542 |
You're résumé's a little thin. |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1543 |
Which doctor prescribed
this diet again? |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1544 |
I appreciate your sticktoedness, but I'm afraid we are looking for a bit more substance. |
1.2422 |
0.04539 |
128 |
102 |
21 |
5 |
1545 |
You’ve been promoted to Director of Downsizing. |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1546 |
You’re asking me where the washrooms are? That’s your whole job! |
1.2422 |
0.04539 |
128 |
102 |
21 |
5 |
1547 |
You can either resign, or we will keep guessing letters. |
1.2419 |
0.04908 |
124 |
101 |
16 |
7 |
1548 |
Frankly, your resume looks a little thin. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1549 |
Mr. Ellison, I presume? |
1.2419 |
0.04341 |
124 |
97 |
24 |
3 |
1550 |
We're happy to say that you really did stick the interview! |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1551 |
Some employees have been complaining about your lack of clothing. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1552 |
Be advised that our company doesn't recognize being a stick figure as a handicapping condition we need to accommodate. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1553 |
I'm sorry, but the EEOC does permit us to discriminate on the basis of dimentionality. |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
1554 |
Sticking to your diet? |
1.2414 |
0.04519 |
116 |
91 |
22 |
3 |
1555 |
You strike me as someone who would stick around. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1556 |
So, you’re applying for the
elementary art position? |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1557 |
Can you elaborate on how your prior experience as an associate lavatory door indicator prepares you for the open position of pedestrian cross walk indicator? |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
1558 |
Interesting…could you flesh that out a bit more. |
1.2411 |
0.04259 |
141 |
112 |
24 |
5 |
1559 |
So tell me more about why you want to be a sign model. |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1560 |
I want to hire you, but you have a very thin profile. |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1561 |
Stop giving me that blank look. |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1562 |
The draughtsman will see you now. |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1563 |
I see by your resume you were born in the sticks. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1564 |
I can be whomever you want me to be |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1565 |
Also, your resume seems sketchy.. |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
1566 |
Your background is a little sketchy. |
1.2406 |
0.04289 |
133 |
105 |
24 |
4 |
1567 |
I want a job that will really round me out. |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
1568 |
Mr. Wells will see you now. |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
1569 |
Can you please explain the gaps in your resume? I need help understanding what “H_NGM_N IC_N” means. |
1.2403 |
0.04894 |
129 |
106 |
15 |
8 |
1570 |
As for your greatest strength, it's obviously your stick-to-itiveness. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1571 |
My pronouns? |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1572 |
I'm sorry. I just don't see any substance here. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1573 |
You’re going to want to flesh out your resume. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1574 |
Thank you, but, we prefer someone with more...personality. |
1.2403 |
0.05016 |
129 |
107 |
13 |
9 |
1575 |
I have you penciled in for tomorrow at this time. |
1.2400 |
0.04873 |
125 |
102 |
16 |
7 |
1576 |
Let's be realistic. |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1577 |
For now, we would just like you to stand near the men’s room. |
1.2400 |
0.04405 |
150 |
122 |
20 |
8 |
1578 |
I’m just here to stick it to The Man. |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
1579 |
I would rather be a straw person than a stick person. Can you help me? |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1580 |
Sorry but we’re just not another faceless corporation. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1581 |
Well, look at you, sticking it to the man! |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1582 |
Yes, we do have gender neutral bathrooms for employees. |
1.2397 |
0.04043 |
146 |
115 |
27 |
4 |
1583 |
I feel as if I’m drawn to you |
1.2397 |
0.04395 |
121 |
95 |
23 |
3 |
1584 |
I'm sorry, Sir, but we were looking for someone more ... three-dimensional. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1585 |
What we really need is someone with some backbone. |
1.2397 |
0.04549 |
121 |
96 |
21 |
4 |
1586 |
Could you flesh out things a bit more? |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1587 |
You obviously can stick to a diet. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1588 |
You’re hanging on by a thread. |
1.2397 |
0.04549 |
121 |
96 |
21 |
4 |
1589 |
Yes, I do think clothes make the man. Why do you ask? |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1590 |
I think this job will really round me out. |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1591 |
You need to make some more cuts to your team. |
1.2394 |
0.04462 |
142 |
115 |
20 |
7 |
1592 |
We aren't going to cancel Bring Your Dog to Work Day because one person complains. |
1.2393 |
0.05100 |
117 |
96 |
14 |
7 |
1593 |
I was thinking i would be able to put a face to a name! |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1594 |
Sorry to keep you waiting so long. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1595 |
Do you think of yourself as open-minded? |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1596 |
Marc, I think you need to flesh out your idea. |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
1597 |
So, besides your work as the Face of Hangman, can you tell me a little more about the gaps in your resumé? |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1598 |
So all you did was give up carbs? |
1.2388 |
0.04639 |
134 |
109 |
18 |
7 |
1599 |
Your resume is impressive but we need to fill in a few details. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1600 |
yes we do have a position for a weight loss coach |
1.2385 |
0.05514 |
109 |
91 |
10 |
8 |
1601 |
Your resume is a mere outline with no real substance. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1602 |
I really don't think you should lead our body dysmorphia support group. |
1.2385 |
0.04860 |
130 |
107 |
15 |
8 |
1603 |
Well,your bloodwork results came back,and you are definitely in ketosis. |
1.2385 |
0.04608 |
130 |
105 |
19 |
6 |
1604 |
Could you flesh out your resume a little more? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1605 |
Do you really expect me to hire a naked person? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1606 |
I'm sorry Mr Hangman, I can't sell you any life insurance. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
1607 |
I assume your wife and kids are still stuck to the minivan. |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1608 |
If we hire you,how long will you stick around ? |
1.2381 |
0.04280 |
126 |
99 |
24 |
3 |
1609 |
'We've decided to give the job to Stones." |
1.2381 |
0.04967 |
126 |
104 |
14 |
8 |
1610 |
Once again, your work is simply lacking necessary detail. |
1.2381 |
0.04280 |
126 |
99 |
24 |
3 |
1611 |
And it was after the last incorrect letter that they hung you? |
1.2378 |
0.04087 |
143 |
113 |
26 |
4 |
1612 |
Spare me the details |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1613 |
I completely understand your need for self-expression, Mr. Toody; but, to be fair, we did hire you to be a stick figure. |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1614 |
I am afraid that the only way to resolve your back pain is to increase your core strength. |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1615 |
Mind if I just stick around? |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1616 |
Do you have any linear modeling experience? |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1617 |
How do you handle the pressure of an eraser? |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1618 |
I fit in easily |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1619 |
We're actually looking for a straw man. |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
1620 |
The job description read, 'stickler for figures,' not 'stick figures'. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1621 |
Can you pose for me as if you were suddenly subject to high voltage powerlines? |
1.2373 |
0.05202 |
118 |
98 |
12 |
8 |
1622 |
You misunderstood, the position pays six figures. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1623 |
And were your parents very animated? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1624 |
Yes, I’d say you can stop taking the diet pills now. |
1.2370 |
0.04727 |
135 |
111 |
16 |
8 |
1625 |
BLANK |
1.2370 |
0.04842 |
135 |
112 |
14 |
9 |
1626 |
I'm sorry. We actually called for "shtick" in our help-wanted, but our printer made a typo. |
1.2370 |
0.04842 |
135 |
112 |
14 |
9 |
1627 |
So you're a model. Have I seen your work? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1628 |
Okay. We'll consider using 'Stick Figure' on our pronoun list. |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1629 |
Let's flesh this out a little. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1630 |
I’m feeling a little drawn, lately. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1631 |
The doctor won’t be much longer |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1632 |
So, can you flesh out your work experience for me? |
1.2366 |
0.05064 |
131 |
110 |
11 |
10 |
1633 |
Your resume is pretty sketchy! |
1.2366 |
0.04312 |
131 |
104 |
23 |
4 |
1634 |
Just stick to the figures, sir |
1.2366 |
0.04446 |
131 |
105 |
21 |
5 |
1635 |
Think you'll stick around? |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1636 |
Perhaps you weren't informed. We don't do Casual-Fridays. |
1.2366 |
0.04826 |
131 |
108 |
15 |
8 |
1637 |
I'm afraid your resumé looks a little thin. |
1.2365 |
0.04108 |
148 |
118 |
25 |
5 |
1638 |
We're looking for employees like you; those that will stick around. |
1.2365 |
0.04219 |
148 |
119 |
23 |
6 |
1639 |
I was lead to believe by your resume that you were a man of substance. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1640 |
That's where I draw the line. |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
1641 |
Dr. Rorschach will see you shortly. |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
1642 |
You could say I live up to my children’s expectations |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1643 |
You keep saying you are there "for position only," but what does that mean? |
1.2362 |
0.04251 |
127 |
100 |
24 |
3 |
1644 |
Everyone treats me like a stick in the mud but I feel like there so much more to me than meets the eye. |
1.2362 |
0.04395 |
127 |
101 |
22 |
4 |
1645 |
Theres a lot of people who want men like you to hang |
1.2362 |
0.05056 |
127 |
106 |
12 |
9 |
1646 |
We are in a sticky situation, aren't we. |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1647 |
I want you to sue all those people who are continually drawing me without paying me anything, in violation of the copyright statutes. |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1648 |
So what draws you to this kind of work? |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1649 |
If you would fill out your form sir, we could continue the interview. |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1650 |
Yes, this is a "Finishing School", but not the kind you think it is. |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1651 |
I believe transparency is the best policy. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1652 |
Thank you kindly for your interest! .. but, We were actually looking for a buff & hunky, no-time-to-shave young Ernest Hemingway bearded, offshore oil rig roughneck working, NewGen undiscovered Vogue runway Model, kinna guy with, calloused hands & a blue-collar Dad-Bod in REAL oily overalls for our "Light Your Summer~Fall BBQ" Ad campaign 2023 here at The Long & Skinny Match Stick Company, LLC. |
1.2358 |
0.05454 |
106 |
88 |
11 |
7 |
1653 |
And here, in our three-dimensional world, we call this 'mansplaining.' |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1654 |
You say your hobbies are children's art, rear window decoration and word finding puzzles? |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1655 |
First, let's discuss your diet. |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1656 |
Have you experienced any side effects from the medication? |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1657 |
This job search has taken a lot out of me. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1658 |
Since when did you start to have self esteem issues,Mr Templar? |
1.2353 |
0.04457 |
136 |
110 |
20 |
6 |
1659 |
Do you have a bathroom preference"? |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
136 |
111 |
18 |
7 |
1660 |
And do you have any dietary restrictions? |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1661 |
The call was for "sick" patients. |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1662 |
Your resume seems a bit bare bones... |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1663 |
Sorry,doctor,but I have gone blank. |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1664 |
Should I fill you in on the details? |
1.2353 |
0.04205 |
136 |
108 |
24 |
4 |
1665 |
I must admit, you're the most two-dimensional
candidate we've interviewed. |
1.2353 |
0.04418 |
119 |
94 |
22 |
3 |
1666 |
I see through you! |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1667 |
What do you look like when you are angry? |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1668 |
"We do value transparency in this organization." |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
136 |
111 |
18 |
7 |
1669 |
I'm a blank slate. . |
1.2353 |
0.04457 |
136 |
110 |
20 |
6 |
1670 |
Yes, I think you have a very strong case for reparations from anyone who ever played the hang man word game. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1671 |
I remember when you were just a twig. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1672 |
I want to hire you, but you seem sketchy to me. |
1.2348 |
0.04793 |
132 |
109 |
15 |
8 |
1673 |
Is your wife a good cook? |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1674 |
We need to work on building your image |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
1675 |
Honestly, Mr. Figure, your case seems a little thin. |
1.2344 |
0.04221 |
128 |
101 |
24 |
3 |
1676 |
I'm 6'3", and I weigh 215# |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
1677 |
I need you to tell me which rest room should I use. |
1.2344 |
0.04769 |
128 |
105 |
16 |
7 |
1678 |
Don't make me spell it out. |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
1679 |
Your past employment record looks a little sketchy. |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
1680 |
I'm afraid I can't answer your question--I've drawn a blank. |
1.2342 |
0.05423 |
111 |
93 |
10 |
8 |
1681 |
Can you lift 50 pounds? |
1.2342 |
0.05423 |
111 |
93 |
10 |
8 |
1682 |
This is what Artificial Intelligence looks like. |
1.2340 |
0.04227 |
141 |
113 |
23 |
5 |
1683 |
We are sorry to inform you that we are replacing you with emoji's. |
1.2339 |
0.05006 |
124 |
103 |
13 |
8 |
1684 |
So how do you feel about erasers? |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1685 |
I'm afraid we are not ready for your kind of extreme transparency at our company this time. |
1.2339 |
0.05006 |
124 |
103 |
13 |
8 |
1686 |
You’re work here is really starting to stick out. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1687 |
I'd like you to meet the rest of the team...can you stick around? |
1.2339 |
0.05006 |
124 |
103 |
13 |
8 |
1688 |
May I call you Stick or do you prefer Mr. Figure. |
1.2339 |
0.05135 |
124 |
104 |
11 |
9 |
1689 |
Obviously: "Could we try to flesh out your resume a bit?
" |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1690 |
Thanks for pencilling me in at such short notice |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1691 |
And are the gallows in the room with us right now? |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1692 |
We’re looking for go-getters who are multidimensional. |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1693 |
Next time, please knock. Just slipping under the door is so inappropriate. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1694 |
Your last job was disposing of corrosive chemicals? |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
1695 |
To be honest, your resume is rather thin. |
1.2336 |
0.04305 |
137 |
110 |
22 |
5 |
1696 |
Was there anything you didn't like about your last job |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1697 |
So you’re saying your previous employer didn’t really draw on your strengths? |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1698 |
I have to be honest...you may be a bit one dimensional for this position. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1699 |
How long have you felt two dimensional? |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1700 |
Though the company puts a high premium on good behavoiur, we dont expoect you to be a Saint. |
1.2333 |
0.06130 |
90 |
76 |
7 |
7 |
1701 |
My transparency can be both a strength and a weakness. |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1702 |
I'm sorry but I think we're looking for a candidate a bit more well rounded. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1703 |
I'm a big fan of your work at crime scenes. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1704 |
So, you fear dogs are going to fetch you. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1705 |
I don't know doc, I'm feeling kinda empty. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1706 |
You’re missing a letter with your resume. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1707 |
You'll need to flesh out this resume a bit more. |
1.2331 |
0.04514 |
133 |
108 |
19 |
6 |
1708 |
Look, no one's a saint. |
1.2331 |
0.04760 |
133 |
110 |
15 |
8 |
1709 |
So you feel you lack fulfillment. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1710 |
We don’t have job openings for men’s bathrooms signs anymore except in our offices in North Carolina. |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1711 |
We don't see many resumes that stick out like yours. |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1712 |
…and what might be your pronouns? |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1713 |
You have lost some weight! |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1714 |
Your resumé is impressive, but we are looking for someone with more substance. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1715 |
Your Resume appears to be a bit thin... |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1716 |
I can see right through you. |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1717 |
You really need to flesh out a personality if you want to make it around here. |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1718 |
You're the kind of person to whom I'm inexplicably drawn. |
1.2326 |
0.04472 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
1719 |
Let's start by fleshing out your experience, then your entire body. |
1.2326 |
0.04606 |
129 |
105 |
18 |
6 |
1720 |
The interview is going well, but you're resume is...one dimensional |
1.2326 |
0.04861 |
129 |
107 |
14 |
8 |
1721 |
If we hire you, will you promise not to eliminate my job? |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1722 |
Sorry I kept you waiting so long. |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1723 |
Don't give me the same old schtick man. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1724 |
I’ll pencil you in for next Thursday. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1725 |
You don't seem like you have anything to hide. |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1726 |
Sorry, the hangman position is no longer politically correct. |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1727 |
You aren't looking yourself today." |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1728 |
Your resume doesn't seem quite complete. |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1729 |
It says here your account is underdrawn. |
1.2320 |
0.04837 |
125 |
103 |
15 |
7 |
1730 |
Come on, don’t leave me hangin’. |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1731 |
Well,I will say you’re nothing if not transparent. |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1732 |
Sorry, but we're hiring only well-rounded applicants. |
1.2319 |
0.04151 |
138 |
110 |
24 |
4 |
1733 |
Hmmm," thought Margie, "maybe he's just a bit too thin. |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
1734 |
Have you always been this wiry? |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1735 |
they never guessed a single vowel! |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1736 |
Your whole application looks sketchy to me. |
1.2314 |
0.04192 |
121 |
95 |
24 |
2 |
1737 |
Don’t you stand for anything?! |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1738 |
Your résumé is rather sketchy. Could you flesh it out for me? |
1.2314 |
0.04946 |
121 |
100 |
14 |
7 |
1739 |
This resume is rather bare bones. |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1740 |
Look, all I’m asking for is a face. Heck, I’d even settle for the Have a Nice Day smile. |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1741 |
Wow, those new drugs people are using for weight loss are really amazing! |
1.2313 |
0.05071 |
134 |
114 |
9 |
11 |
1742 |
I’m taking you off the Ozempic. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1743 |
Well, to be honest, your resume is a little thin... |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1744 |
Let's make this simple.... |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1745 |
Tell me more about your modeling experience. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1746 |
Good News: No More Radiation Treatments |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1747 |
Listen, you are allowed to show all your dimensions. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1748 |
This job has taken everything out of me. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1749 |
How long did you say you have been on Ozempic? |
1.2308 |
0.04827 |
130 |
108 |
14 |
8 |
1750 |
I'm afraid your outline for the project needs some fleshing out. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1751 |
Mr. Hangman, is there and E in your first name? |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1752 |
I’m reinventing myself, so I’ve let go of everything I was and I’m starting from the bare basics. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1753 |
They told me to "stick it to the man", but I wasn't sure if they were referring to me |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1754 |
If you can maintain your absence of gender, social, and racial signifiers, you’ll be a shoe-in as our new communications chief. |
1.2308 |
0.05205 |
117 |
98 |
11 |
8 |
1755 |
I thought your resume lacked depth; now I see why |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1756 |
Are you a he or a she? |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
1757 |
I can’t ask this, but do you ever wake up scribbled? |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
1758 |
Why would you oppose non-binary bathrooms? |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1759 |
No halo, Mr Templar? |
1.2301 |
0.05030 |
113 |
93 |
14 |
6 |
1760 |
I'm reluctant to hire you because your background seems a little sketchy. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1761 |
'A shadow of your former self' is a bit of an understatement. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1762 |
I am extremely adaptable. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1763 |
I’d like to flesh put your resume just a bit… |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1764 |
Our firm works with facts, not figures. |
1.2296 |
0.04064 |
135 |
107 |
25 |
3 |
1765 |
Oh, I get that a lot, but I wasn't the man they tried to hang. |
1.2296 |
0.04454 |
135 |
110 |
19 |
6 |
1766 |
I have to be honest, you seem a little sketchy. |
1.2295 |
0.05307 |
122 |
104 |
8 |
10 |
1767 |
You are OK For casual Fridays but most of our departments require clothes the test of the week. |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1768 |
Your resume suggests that you lack substance. |
1.2295 |
0.04625 |
122 |
99 |
18 |
5 |
1769 |
We'll have to figure out how to beef up your resumé. |
1.2295 |
0.04625 |
122 |
99 |
18 |
5 |
1770 |
It's an honor to meet you, I used to draw you all the time. |
1.2294 |
0.05316 |
109 |
91 |
11 |
7 |
1771 |
Please try to stick to your story. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1772 |
Yes, I really am Johnny's dad. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1773 |
Can you flesh that out for me a little? |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1774 |
It looks like you prefer to keep things simple. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1775 |
I, too, was once like you |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1776 |
What's your experience in downsizing?" |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1777 |
The algorithm will see you now. |
1.2290 |
0.04411 |
131 |
106 |
20 |
5 |
1778 |
I value your transparency |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1779 |
You’ll fit right in, our CEO is one-dimensional too. |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1780 |
I am especially good at getting down to the basics. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1781 |
I'm sorry. We're looking for a details man. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1782 |
I feel so drawn |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1783 |
Sorry, but we are looking for someone with a more multi-dimensional perspective. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1784 |
Can you tell me more about the drug commercial you acted in?’ |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1785 |
Tell me more about how they couldn't guess the word in time. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1786 |
Sorry, I'll have to fill you in later. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1787 |
Let me break this job down to the bare bones... |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1788 |
The jury will see right thru you. |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1789 |
You’ll get the dog, and your wife will keep the child and the house with the squiggly line coming out of the chimney. |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1790 |
I’m sorry, we have to let you go. HR has received too many complaints that you’re just not showing up. |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1791 |
I am afraid we are looking for someone with a little more... substance. |
1.2286 |
0.04334 |
105 |
82 |
22 |
1 |
1792 |
So… What are your pronouns? |
1.2286 |
0.04166 |
175 |
146 |
18 |
11 |
1793 |
I think we’ll need your work outline a little more filled in. |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1794 |
Tell me about yourself |
1.2286 |
0.04459 |
140 |
115 |
18 |
7 |
1795 |
Yes, you're a scribble of your former self. |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1796 |
I’d like to take some time to flesh out our agreement. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1797 |
Your resume is a little thin. |
1.2283 |
0.04768 |
127 |
105 |
15 |
7 |
1798 |
Your performance has fallen flat. |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
1799 |
I’m no saint! |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1800 |
Choose our school,and I promise you'll become a solid citizen. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1801 |
Can you fill me in a little bit more? |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1802 |
Of course I can do the job! I am a stick-to-it kind of guy! |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
1803 |
You free to hang after work? |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1804 |
But you didn't fill out your form... |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1805 |
Looks like you forgot to fill out one of our forms. |
1.2276 |
0.04872 |
123 |
102 |
14 |
7 |
1806 |
Would you be willing to color outside the lines? |
1.2276 |
0.04132 |
123 |
97 |
24 |
2 |
1807 |
The job description did say “get back to basics” |
1.2276 |
0.04872 |
123 |
102 |
14 |
7 |
1808 |
Let's discuss your verbal communication skills. |
1.2276 |
0.04132 |
123 |
97 |
24 |
2 |
1809 |
Can I be fully transparent with you? |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1810 |
Can you tell me why you are interested in art school? |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1811 |
My first suggestion would be to stop hanging out with poor spellers. |
1.2273 |
0.05427 |
110 |
93 |
9 |
8 |
1812 |
We're looking for someone to fill in right away |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1813 |
Unfortunately, there are lot of vehicles with stick figure families pictured on them, sir... they aren't necessarily YOUR missing family of stick figures. This will be a tough case." |
1.2273 |
0.04880 |
132 |
111 |
12 |
9 |
1814 |
What you see is what you get |
1.2273 |
0.04637 |
132 |
109 |
16 |
7 |
1815 |
I just know you're going to fit in. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1816 |
I'm having trouble seeing you as our face for all inclusive vacations. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1817 |
I started my career in the field of boardroom whiteboards. |
1.2273 |
0.04637 |
132 |
109 |
16 |
7 |
1818 |
Well, as a matter of fact, we do have an opening in our Hangman game... |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1819 |
… well your experience is a little thin… |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1820 |
I just feel invisible around here. |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1821 |
Do not let your 5-year-old's artwork define your identity. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1822 |
Reveal something about yourself not on your resume. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1823 |
In my view, you just don't have enough meat on your bones. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1824 |
I worked in other multinationals bathrooms signs before |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1825 |
I'm sorry but your role is being erased. |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
1826 |
It may have something to do with your diet. |
1.2266 |
0.04182 |
128 |
102 |
23 |
3 |
1827 |
Stiff? No, I said I'm feeling stick. |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
1828 |
This job doesn’t define me. |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
1829 |
We are working on a position we haven't quite fleshed out that might be a good match for you. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1830 |
We need you to fill in some details; your resume was rather sketchy. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1831 |
Sorry. You're barely suited for the job. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1832 |
Why do you think people accuse you of having no depth? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1833 |
Thanks for sticking around. |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
1834 |
So, you're interested in the branch manager position. |
1.2262 |
0.05952 |
84 |
70 |
9 |
5 |
1835 |
You seem a bit thing on experience for our graphic design position. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1836 |
You know I can see right through you and your lies Mr. Jones. |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1837 |
Are you fasting,again,Eddie,or is this another hunger strike? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1838 |
we're looking for someone who's more of a stickler for detail" |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1839 |
„I have a sketchy past“ |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1840 |
I've had some complaints about the blank stare and the lack of appropriate office attire. |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
1841 |
Yeah, well, AI has me all wrong! |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
1842 |
No resume? |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
1843 |
You'll be happy to know that we have a free cafeteria |
1.2258 |
0.04557 |
124 |
101 |
18 |
5 |
1844 |
We've determined that you are devoid of any individuality. Congratulations, you're hired. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
1845 |
What's your schtick, man? |
1.2256 |
0.03939 |
133 |
105 |
26 |
2 |
1846 |
I see that you are being extremely transparent. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1847 |
We told you from the very beginning, we work people to the bone here. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1848 |
I think you misunderstood the memo stating that the office would be running on a skeleton staff for the summer. |
1.2255 |
0.05557 |
102 |
86 |
9 |
7 |
1849 |
I’m used to being stretched thin. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1850 |
As you can see, I have no baggage. I'm you ideal candidate. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1851 |
Frankly, some pedestrians in the area have complained that you give off the wrong signal. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1852 |
I feel like I've lost all perspective, doc. |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1853 |
I see you are already familiar with the employee benefits package |
1.2246 |
0.04243 |
138 |
112 |
21 |
5 |
1854 |
Tell me again about your body of work |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
1855 |
We were hoping to fill in a little identifying information for you, Mr. Stick. |
1.2245 |
0.05529 |
98 |
82 |
10 |
6 |
1856 |
How do you feel about body shaming? |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
1857 |
Wondering if you could flesh that out a bit more for me. |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1858 |
Welcome to Matchstick.com |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1859 |
Maybe you took intermittent fasting a little too seriously! |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1860 |
I wish the cartoonist could have completed this job interview drawing. Not sure what to say to a stick figure. I guess the writers strike is having it's affect everywhere! |
1.2243 |
0.05363 |
107 |
90 |
10 |
7 |
1861 |
As long as you’re not a stick in the mud you should do fine. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1862 |
I’m afraid you lack the depth needed to understand what I’m saying. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1863 |
Well, you seem perfectly in line with the requirements for this job. |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1864 |
It says here on your resume you have extensive experience guessing letters.” |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1865 |
Yes, yes… very interesting. But we hired you for your simplicity. |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1866 |
While I do admire your 'stick-to-itiveness', I'm afraid your chances are slim, Mr. Linea. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1867 |
Have you considered decreasing the dose of Ozempic? |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1868 |
For one, your resume could be a little more fleshed out. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1869 |
Your resume also needs fleshing out. |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1870 |
I’m just not drawn to life. |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1871 |
This won't do. Let's go back to the drawing board. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1872 |
You've shown me the basic outline, but now let's flesh out the details. |
1.2241 |
0.04911 |
116 |
96 |
14 |
6 |
1873 |
I'm sorry - we're looking for someone who's good with figures. |
1.2240 |
0.04801 |
125 |
104 |
14 |
7 |
1874 |
I heard you were looking for a skeleton crew. |
1.2240 |
0.04074 |
125 |
99 |
24 |
2 |
1875 |
So you feel a cape is the answer? |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1876 |
Where do you see yourself in five doodles? |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1877 |
We have something open with a wife, two kids and a dog on the back window of a Volvo. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1878 |
You might recognize my cousin from the restroom door. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1879 |
So, that’s a brief outline. Later we’ll fill in the details. |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
1880 |
So,do you want to fill in the picture for me or do I have to call your parents? |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
1881 |
First the good news. Your bone density numbers are fantastic. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1882 |
I don't know what it is but this job doesn't make me feel whole anymore. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
1883 |
I see here that you are willing to waive health insurance benefits. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1884 |
We're not sure the Art Department is the right fit for you. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1885 |
You seem like a nice guy, Mr. Smith. It's just... there's very little detail about you here. |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1886 |
I promise to work right down to the bone! |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1887 |
There is more to me than meets the eye. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1888 |
It will be challenging to sell lipstick without a mouth. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1889 |
Good thing you came in for a checkup, Miss Stickney — you look quite pale and drawn! |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1890 |
Is this about the all-gender restrooms again? |
1.2232 |
0.05338 |
112 |
95 |
9 |
8 |
1891 |
To be honest, your performance has been a little sketchy. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1892 |
Doc, I feel like a mere outline of my former self |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1893 |
You say that you met him on his trip down the river Styx? |
1.2231 |
0.04310 |
121 |
97 |
21 |
3 |
1894 |
Why would you think weight is an issue? |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1895 |
Understand you want to be part of our bare bones crew. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1896 |
I think you misunderstood when we advertised for a wire-frame modeler. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1897 |
What do you mean when you say you’re a “work in progress?” |
1.2231 |
0.04267 |
130 |
105 |
21 |
4 |
1898 |
And you feel you are the victim of body shaming. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1899 |
So, you think you"re going to be able to fill-in here |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1900 |
Mr. Templar, apparently you're not the Saint you once were. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1901 |
When did you first think you might be anorexic? |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1902 |
So, you're unhappy because you don't feel seen at work? |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1903 |
People only see me as a one-dimensional character. I am so much more. |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1904 |
Your résumé is a bit thin….Can you flesh it out? |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1905 |
I see from your resumé that you're from the sticks. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1906 |
Your resume needs to be fleshed out a bit more |
1.2222 |
0.04200 |
126 |
101 |
22 |
3 |
1907 |
Well, if you'd lose the arms and legs, we could use you as a desk lamp. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1908 |
All we need is for you to sign on the dotted... err... |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1909 |
I woke up like this... Flawless |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1910 |
Please use this interview to flesh out what your resume hasn’t. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1911 |
You realize that by applying for this job you must know how to do figures |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1912 |
Would you mind filling in the gaps? |
1.2222 |
0.04162 |
135 |
109 |
22 |
4 |
1913 |
But, I've been a Strawman here for 25 years! |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1914 |
Can we just stick to exactly why you're here! |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1915 |
Where do you see yourself in five pencil strokes? |
1.2222 |
0.04429 |
108 |
86 |
20 |
2 |
1916 |
I just don't want to be the token stick man. |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1917 |
I’ve been having trouble grasping the dimension of this situation |
1.2222 |
0.04225 |
117 |
93 |
22 |
2 |
1918 |
You might be interested in our dress code. |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
1919 |
Of course, we’ll have to flesh out the details. |
1.2213 |
0.04871 |
122 |
102 |
13 |
7 |
1920 |
We need more transparency from you. |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1921 |
Could you flesh that out a little? |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
1922 |
Despite your stick-to-it-iveness, your coworkers say they can see right through you. |
1.2213 |
0.04279 |
122 |
98 |
21 |
3 |
1923 |
Stick...okay,is that Mr. Ms. or Mrs.? |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1924 |
I need to flesh out your application. |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
1925 |
Your resume looks very thin. |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
1926 |
We were looking for someone with more depth. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1927 |
YOU REALLY NEED THIS JOB. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1928 |
ChapGpt...that is moi. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1929 |
Chad tried to explain the situation, but he couldn’t stop feeling that, with every misplaced word, every wrong letter, he was slowly hanging himself. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1930 |
I adore your novel but the characters need more fleshing out |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1931 |
Let me flesh out your job description. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1932 |
I'm afraid you lack a little substance. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1933 |
Do you ever feel that people are looking right through you? |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1934 |
Michael, we need to talk about casual Fridays |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1935 |
Sorry, but we are looking for someone who is more well-rounded. |
1.2206 |
0.04264 |
136 |
111 |
20 |
5 |
1936 |
We thought we ought to flesh out your resume. |
1.2206 |
0.04390 |
136 |
112 |
18 |
6 |
1937 |
I feel like you always do the bare minimum. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1938 |
I must warn you that tenure here depends upon your body of work. |
1.2203 |
0.04982 |
118 |
99 |
12 |
7 |
1939 |
Sorry; we are looking for someone well-rounded.. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1940 |
If there is a second interview, are you OK using FaceTime? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1941 |
I'm afraid your chances are slim. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1942 |
I see you prefer the bare essentials. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1943 |
Everyone tells me I should stick to what I'm doing. But I think I should branch out. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1944 |
I was one vowel away from never seeing Teresa and the kids again. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1945 |
If you get the job, how long are you intending to stick around? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1946 |
Where do you see yourself in 3Ds? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1947 |
The office is a little bit concerned about your lack of consistency. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1948 |
It would be helpful if we had more details about you |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1949 |
So no health insurance, but you would like fire insurance.... |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1950 |
Can you flesh out your background a little further? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1951 |
I've really become a shell of a person in this job. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1952 |
I just finished reviewing your resume and your work. I see when you were a four year old, you were a subject in the early ‘Draw-a-Child’ experiments. How to you feel that experience has prepared you to be our next New Yorker cartoonist? |
1.2195 |
0.04970 |
123 |
104 |
11 |
8 |
1953 |
I'll fill you in with the details later. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
1954 |
I don’t doubt your stick-to-itiveness… |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1955 |
It's just that we're looking for a candidate with more substance. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1956 |
Let me be clear. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1957 |
Just eat carbs, Mr. Keto. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1958 |
At this time of year we don't have many requests for figure skaters. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1959 |
With the SAG strike, if you are willing to scab, this could be your shot. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1960 |
And uh, how long have you been on bathroom doors? |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1961 |
You can be anyone we want. You’re hired. |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
1962 |
I used to be Waldo. |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
1963 |
I know you wish to remain anonymous but we still need a little more information for our records. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
1964 |
Things are bad. We can't even afford a skeletal staff. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1965 |
Frankly, I find you a bit sketchy. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1966 |
We like to hire well-rounded people. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
1967 |
I'd love to help, but it's a pre-existing condition. |
1.2190 |
0.05577 |
105 |
90 |
7 |
8 |
1968 |
I’m not sure you’re right for us. You seem a little sketchy. |
1.2188 |
0.04428 |
128 |
105 |
18 |
5 |
1969 |
Congratulation's! I think you will feel right at home here at the “Stickman's Pencil Company”. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
1970 |
HR: “So let me get this straight, your manager told you to ‘go back to the drawing board’?” |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1971 |
I would argue that a lack of distinguishing features is itself distinctive. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1972 |
Let's flesh your resume out. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1973 |
First, you'll have to fill out your form. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1974 |
I'm sorry, you just don't have the right substance for the job. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1975 |
Any gender confusion? |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
1976 |
Don't worry, I use dental floss. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1977 |
So tell me again how you escaped from Flatland. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1978 |
I’m going to need you to fill me in. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1979 |
I am concerned you lack enough substance for the job. |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1980 |
You've got a great outline, Bob, but I think you need to flesh it out. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1981 |
How do you see yourself in five years if any |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1982 |
Are you from the skeleton crew? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1983 |
Actually, we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1984 |
Your resume needs some filling in. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1985 |
They say you know how to stick it to the man. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1986 |
…because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it people like to draw me |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
1987 |
These side effects will resolve once your treatment is completed. |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1988 |
You should stick to paper, figuratively speaking. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1989 |
Your CV is a bit thin. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1990 |
...and your caricature? |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1991 |
Your resume lacks substance. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1992 |
You’d be replacing our straw man who’s retiring. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1993 |
We need to go back to the drawing board on this one; the outline is promising, but I’m looking for a little more dimensionality. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1994 |
Again, Ultramarathons. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1995 |
I’m sorry sir but we have to draw the line somewhere |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1996 |
Hmmm, do I get one more guess? |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1997 |
I am actually a driver for Uber Driverless Cars, but you can't see me. |
1.2174 |
0.05747 |
92 |
78 |
8 |
6 |
1998 |
Hmmm, ok, let's start with how 'you' perceive yourself. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1999 |
You can't keep hiding |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
129 |
105 |
20 |
4 |
2000 |
I’m sorry, the boss had to to step out for a minute - would you be willing to stick around until he gets back? |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
2001 |
Tbe outline interests me, but we need to flesh out the details. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2002 |
I can tell you right now Mr. Smith, an X-Ray will not be necessary. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2003 |
I see you hanging onto the past and hearing that you feel incomplete |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
2004 |
We’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2005 |
Now that your mind is clear... |
1.2168 |
0.03862 |
143 |
115 |
25 |
3 |
2006 |
'I'm sure someone can pencil you in.' |
1.2167 |
0.04906 |
120 |
101 |
12 |
7 |
2007 |
My contract as a stock image icon for PowerPoint wasn’t renewed. Their loss is your gain |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
2008 |
Let me reassure you: we do value transparency! |
1.2167 |
0.04906 |
120 |
101 |
12 |
7 |
2009 |
Honestly, it was because your portfolio is a little underdeveloped." |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
2010 |
So…. Any side effects from the Ozempic? |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
2011 |
We really need to flesh this out. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
2012 |
I bring no baggage to the job so you can imprint me as needed. |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
2013 |
Rest assured that in this company, you were hired to be more than just a pretty face. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
2014 |
I’m here for my personal training session. Looking to go from stick to action figure. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
2015 |
We will need to see a resume. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2016 |
So your name is Sketchy |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2017 |
Any other references besides popsicles and corn dogs? |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2018 |
Your resume's a little thin, too. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2019 |
I see AI has penciled you in |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2020 |
People always seem to underestimate my complexity. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2021 |
The side effects may include weight loss, and in some cases, the eradication of your identity. |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
2022 |
I wish I could help, but no one is hiring pipe cleaners anymore. |
1.2162 |
0.05023 |
111 |
93 |
12 |
6 |
2023 |
I need a stick figure income |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2024 |
I bet we can stick you in somewhere |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2025 |
I think we should start by fleshing out the situation. |
1.2160 |
0.05027 |
125 |
107 |
9 |
9 |
2026 |
Your resume seems a little bare bones. |
1.2160 |
0.04030 |
125 |
100 |
23 |
2 |
2027 |
Seek BFA from FIT |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
2028 |
How many more letters need to be guessed before you’re hung? |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
2029 |
Let me guess, you're here to stick it to the man. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2030 |
I'm going to need you to start filling in some details |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2031 |
Your reports lack substance, Is that an issue with you |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2032 |
I don't think you're going to get any more Ozempic |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2033 |
Silly me; I was going to suggest you flesh out your resume... |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2034 |
Just a few questions to flesh-out your résumé... |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
2035 |
I hear what you're saying, but your body language is sending me an entirely different message. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2036 |
Your resumé, among other things, needs fleshing out. |
1.2157 |
0.05508 |
102 |
87 |
8 |
7 |
2037 |
Where do you see yourself in five years...or do you see yourself? |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
2038 |
We've had some complaints about your flaunting the dress code. |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2039 |
Don't give me that look. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
2040 |
We do have an opening in Hangman |
1.2155 |
0.03834 |
116 |
91 |
25 |
0 |
2041 |
Talking to you has taken the greatest weight off my shoulders |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
2042 |
Ask anyone: I worked myself to the bone at my last job. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
2043 |
Can you flesh it out a little? |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
2044 |
One thing in your resume sticks out. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
2045 |
You're being promoted from bathroom sign to exit sign model. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
2046 |
I know you're hungry, but we'll be done soon. |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
2047 |
I can see why you embellished your resume! |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
2048 |
'I stick to my job' |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
2049 |
So tell me, what drew you to our company? |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
2050 |
You might try a retro look. Have you considered a halo? |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
2051 |
My best quality is probably my transparency. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2052 |
Sorry, but I think we're looking for someone with a bit more substce. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2053 |
My preferred pronouns? It and its |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2054 |
I'm here for my dilation appointment. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2055 |
Sometimes I just feel like my whole life is a guessing game. |
1.2150 |
0.05316 |
107 |
91 |
9 |
7 |
2056 |
I like your outline, Jones, but I think you need to flesh it out." |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2057 |
We're looking for someone with a bit more dimension. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2058 |
I feel... incomplete |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2059 |
Your manuscript shows promise, but your characters need fleshing out. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2060 |
This will be a rather quick and painless procedure. Can I assume that you will want us to use the extra thick Sharpie?” |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2061 |
My greatest asset is my stick-to-itiveness. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2062 |
I think you need to spend some time working on yourself. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2063 |
We really like you, but this role requires someone more… detail-oriented. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2064 |
Marty,isn’t it time you filled out a bit? |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
121 |
98 |
20 |
3 |
2065 |
We need to talk about the office dress code |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2066 |
How long exactly have you been on a gluten free diet? |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
2067 |
Maybe if you didn't dress like a slut, you wouldn't get sexually harassed all the time. |
1.2149 |
0.05276 |
121 |
105 |
6 |
10 |
2068 |
I do know how it feels to be told you have a stick up your ass. |
1.2148 |
0.04256 |
135 |
111 |
19 |
5 |
2069 |
And in what dimension do you identify? |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2070 |
It was lucky that I was able to pencil you in. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2071 |
We're considering you for a vacant position we have. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2072 |
So why do you think you'd be a good match ? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2073 |
So, you can see through me too? |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
2074 |
I am taking you off the Ozempic!
Aimee Wing - Los Alamitos |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2075 |
Minimalist, eh? |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
2076 |
No, but we do require everyone at least to wear a tie |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2077 |
Unfortunately, your ideas are a bit thinly sketched... |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2078 |
Actually, we do have a linesman opening in our A I electrical department. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
2079 |
Things might not be so linear. |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
2080 |
I think you’re qualified for the position, but it’s really tough to read you sometimes. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2081 |
I have basic skills |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2082 |
You cannot always be so linear. |
1.2137 |
0.04056 |
131 |
106 |
22 |
3 |
2083 |
I found your resume to be a little sketchy on the details. |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
2084 |
You look great on paper but your concept plans lacks depth. |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
2085 |
I was warned that you have a habit of sticking it to your employers. |
1.2137 |
0.04980 |
117 |
99 |
11 |
7 |
2086 |
I would encourage you to bring your whole self to work. |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2087 |
Yes. Outlines will be much of your duties at Pencil Publishing. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2088 |
Would you care to put a little meat on the bones of your resume? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2089 |
Let’s see if we can flesh out this resumè |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2090 |
You should see me on Casual Friday." |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2091 |
Tell me, how were you drawn to this position? |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2092 |
I think you've captured the outlines of the position. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2093 |
Well, first off, thank you for your transparency on this topic. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2094 |
There appear to be a lot of gaps in your resume, Mr _ _ A _ E. |
1.2132 |
0.04715 |
136 |
116 |
11 |
9 |
2095 |
If you had a bellybutton
We would offer you
Healthcare |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
2096 |
What makes you think people can see right through you? |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2097 |
Now tell me again what exactly is your line of work? |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2098 |
I’ve always wanted to be an art class model.” |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2099 |
Good Morning Mr. Stickler. |
1.2131 |
0.04070 |
122 |
98 |
22 |
2 |
2100 |
Your resume is a bit thin. |
1.2130 |
0.05104 |
108 |
91 |
11 |
6 |
2101 |
I'm trying to decide if you qualify for our diversity requirements. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2102 |
It looks like you don't eat much, which is perfect for our pay rate. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2103 |
I have a strong backbone, that’s why you should hire me. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2104 |
Fortunately, we reject all applicants who are well-rounded. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2105 |
There are a few details I need you to flesh out |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2106 |
I feel as if people can see right through me. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2107 |
Your colleagues have complained you’re only giving the bare minimum |
1.2126 |
0.03973 |
127 |
102 |
23 |
2 |
2108 |
I am sorry, but this job does not require the ability to squeeze through very narrow openings |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2109 |
I can't possibly feel more empty than I do these days. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2110 |
It can be kind of sticky here but you'll find it's worth it. |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
2111 |
I can see your problem. |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
2112 |
We're finding that a small percentage of patients just completely disappear with the new weight loss drugs. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
2113 |
You may use any restroom you choose. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2114 |
You’re great on paper but fairly underwhelming in person. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2115 |
I have weird dreams of a noose and floating letters. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2116 |
Listen Stickler, we’ve always had your back. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2117 |
You listed “stick-to-itiveness” as one of your strengths; can you elaborate? |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2118 |
Yes, I did ask for a brief outline. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2119 |
I like what I’m seeing , but can you flesh it out a little more? |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2120 |
I’m not even a shadow of my former self. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2121 |
When did you first notice this feeling of emptiness? |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2122 |
I understand that due to the strike you are only hiring skeleton crews |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2123 |
I’m sorry, Mr. Smith, but the position of pipe cleaner no longer exists. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2124 |
You will need to fill in the blanks. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2125 |
I find that you lack substance, but I appreciate your transparency. |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
2126 |
Your resume seems a bit sketchy. |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
2127 |
Obviously, the teacher did not intend to be culturally insensitive. |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
2128 |
So you think you might be anorexic? |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2129 |
I think you need to put a few more details on your resume |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
2130 |
I’m sorry, but you just aren’t believable! There’s just not enough of you… |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2131 |
So words can hurt. |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
2132 |
I’m all about transparency in the workplace |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2133 |
I see here you claim to be related to my desk lamp? |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2134 |
I'm sorry, we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
2135 |
Is the artist in? |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
2136 |
Let's face it, this is a sticky situation. |
1.2115 |
0.04250 |
104 |
83 |
20 |
1 |
2137 |
You’ve been working from home too long. |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
2138 |
Not sure. Something simply drew me here. |
1.2115 |
0.05234 |
104 |
88 |
10 |
6 |
2139 |
Now, how much experience have you had playing hangman? |
1.2115 |
0.05409 |
104 |
89 |
8 |
7 |
2140 |
I hope there is more to you than meets the eye. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2141 |
Frankly, your resume lacks substance. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2142 |
My credits include "WET FLOOR." |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2143 |
I don’t think I can help you. You don’t have a wallet. |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
2144 |
Come back when you've been drawn by somebody older. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
2145 |
I don’t feel comfortable going to the company picnic—when I was twelve my father died in a freak s’mores accident. |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
2146 |
We were looking for a more well-rounded applicant. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2147 |
You can skip the sexual harassment training |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2148 |
You are the ideal candidate for our Back-to-Basics campaign. |
1.2111 |
0.06016 |
90 |
78 |
5 |
7 |
2149 |
We hired you to think outside the box. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2150 |
And when did your wife leave you for an emoji? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2151 |
No secret, mainly just keto to be honest. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2152 |
I can fit in anywhere |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2153 |
So you know AI inside and out! |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2154 |
Sorry to let you go, Hoffman, but we need to trim the fat around here. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2155 |
I would say my best trait is that I am very detail oriented. |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2156 |
Is there anything you could tell us to flesh out your résumé a bit? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2157 |
You're much more complex than you appear. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2158 |
So you're willing to work straight through the day without a lunch break? |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
2159 |
I want to know more about the guy behind the face |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2160 |
Let's see if we can flesh this out... |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
2161 |
Yes, minimalism does have its place, Mr. Black, but not here at the Rococo Institute of Art." |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
2162 |
Any other weaknesses, Mr Twodey? |
1.2105 |
0.04659 |
133 |
113 |
12 |
8 |
2163 |
Your bio is much too sparse. Could you fill in some details? |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
2164 |
I understand you haven’t fleshed out the job requirements. |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
2165 |
We’re going to hire you because transparency is a major part of our Company’s policy! |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
2166 |
Take some time off. Get a meal. For heavens sake. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
2167 |
Well, I’m a work in progress. |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
2168 |
you hung in there! |
1.2105 |
0.03705 |
133 |
106 |
26 |
1 |
2169 |
We’re here to flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
2170 |
Well, you’re a wiry fellow. |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
2171 |
We were hoping for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
2172 |
How do you see yourself for this job? |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
2173 |
I’m looking for a job with the opportunity to branch out. |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
2174 |
Be honest with me Doc, am I just a figment of a 6 year old’s imagination? |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2175 |
I see from your resume that you've done a lot of modeling. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2176 |
I'm sorry, but the position is filled in. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2177 |
HR will look into your clothes optional request. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2178 |
please let there be an “R” …. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2179 |
Great. Another unfinished AI project. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2180 |
Let’s not draw this out. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2181 |
You're giving me that same empty look as my ex-husband. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
2182 |
So you're looking for a figurehead? |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
2183 |
Mr. Stones will be with you shortly |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2184 |
Have you asked them to try another word? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2185 |
You know I can see right through you. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2186 |
Do you do graphics? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2187 |
Your resume is a little sketchy. Can you fill us in on some details? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2188 |
Here at Walbash, Walbash and Walbash, LLC we do have a dress code. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2189 |
We are looking for someone with a less less transparency and a little more substance. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2190 |
Well, the job description did mention transparency... |
1.2095 |
0.04214 |
105 |
84 |
20 |
1 |
2191 |
Why did I leave the last job? My boss really hung me out to dry. |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
2192 |
Do you have preferred pronouns? |
1.2093 |
0.05990 |
86 |
74 |
6 |
6 |
2193 |
Stop lying. I can see right through you. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2194 |
It just took everything out of me, Doctor |
1.2093 |
0.04357 |
129 |
107 |
17 |
5 |
2195 |
I’m really struggling to find my pronouns |
1.2093 |
0.03918 |
129 |
104 |
23 |
2 |
2196 |
Let's see if we can't flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2197 |
Any chance of getting a halo? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2198 |
My greatest strength is not having any tells when I play poker. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2199 |
Since I turned 50, women don't seem to see me any more. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2200 |
In my spare time I play hangman. |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
2201 |
Let’s get down to the bare bones |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2202 |
People find you a little narrow. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2203 |
I have the unique skill of making complex ideas seem simple! |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
2204 |
I have seen a lot of drawings of you around town, Mr. Fiddlesticks. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2205 |
And you say you are looking for a match made in heaven? |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
2206 |
Which word were you hung up on? |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2207 |
We don't see much demand for minus-sized models. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2208 |
I just want to feel whole again |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2209 |
I’m afraid your background is a bit sketchy. |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
2210 |
I hate to stick it to you like this, but you're fired. Why? Go figure. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2211 |
Yes, we can help you find your family. Mini-van or SUV? |
1.2087 |
0.05016 |
115 |
98 |
10 |
7 |
2212 |
I'm afraid we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth. |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2213 |
Okay, so it IS personal. I just think you look sketchy. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2214 |
Actually, we're looking for someone with more...uh...more...uh..." |
1.2083 |
0.05144 |
120 |
104 |
7 |
9 |
2215 |
Wanna grab lunch—ever? |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
2216 |
How's the diet going? |
1.2083 |
0.04082 |
120 |
97 |
21 |
2 |
2217 |
You realize our bottom line has nothing to do with stick figures. |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2218 |
So, you believe the earth is flat? |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2219 |
So, what makes you think you’re working yourself to the bone? |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2220 |
We're looking for someone who can fit in anywhere. |
1.2083 |
0.05322 |
96 |
81 |
10 |
5 |
2221 |
Don’t worry — they usually guess the words pretty quickly. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2222 |
I’m coming out as binary. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2223 |
We're looking for more of a detail person. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2224 |
Could you flesh out your resume a bit more? |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
2225 |
You’re just not a very well-rounded candidate. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2226 |
You’ll need to fill in the blanks for me |
1.2083 |
0.04082 |
120 |
97 |
21 |
2 |
2227 |
We just may have one opening for a model in Miss Amy's kindergarten art class. |
1.2083 |
0.05322 |
96 |
81 |
10 |
5 |
2228 |
My ex says I was a real stick in the mud |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2229 |
The faculty have heard your concerns and we’ve agreed to remove Hangman from the children’s curriculum. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2230 |
I think you're the perfect candidate for the face of A-I, congratulations ! |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2231 |
So you’ve just been hanging on the fridge since 2012? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2232 |
So, how do you identify? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2233 |
My persisting nightmare had manifested itself; I was at work, naked. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2234 |
It’s ‘hang person’ here. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2235 |
Exactly where 'In the sticks' do you live? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2236 |
The pay is fine, but I’ll need a guarantee that it’s an eraser-free work environment. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2237 |
Honestly, your performance has been sketchy at best. |
1.2079 |
0.04295 |
101 |
81 |
19 |
1 |
2238 |
You're drawn simply, yet you have a complex resume. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2239 |
Sorry, dear, but we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
2240 |
As a matter of fact, we do offer generous stick leave. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2241 |
Missing an appointment because it was too windy is no excuse. |
1.2077 |
0.04594 |
130 |
110 |
13 |
7 |
2242 |
Your résumé is also rather thin on details. |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2243 |
Your resume, too, is without much substance. |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
2244 |
Sorry, but I'm not going to renew your Ozempic prescription. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2245 |
This position needs someone with a little more substance. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
2246 |
So exactly what line of work were you in? |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2247 |
I see this interview as a chance to flesh things out. |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2248 |
You,of all people,should be able to stick with me here! |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2249 |
I think you may need to flesh out your resume a bit |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2250 |
Would you please flesh out your curriculum vitae a bit for me? |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2251 |
Tell me, again, why it is you see yourself as a kindergartner. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2252 |
So tell me why you decided to leave you last job as "Senior VP of the Hangman Group" |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2253 |
You're not interested in the gym membership? Mmm, I see. |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2254 |
I'm guessing this is your first draft. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2255 |
Let me guess, Mr. Smith—bulimia? |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2256 |
Yes,we have a transparency policy. |
1.2069 |
0.04976 |
116 |
99 |
10 |
7 |
2257 |
Look, I've read your first draft, and all the characters just feel a little one-dimensional. |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2258 |
I'm afraid you just don't have enough character. |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
2259 |
So what pronouns do you go by? |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2260 |
I'm afraid you'll still have to go through the security X-ray. |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
2261 |
This idea doesn't seem fully fleshed out. |
1.2065 |
0.05687 |
92 |
79 |
7 |
6 |
2262 |
Your answers seem a little one dimensional. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2263 |
Let me stick it to ya- our applicants definitely require a lot more substance |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2264 |
Sorry,the name Twiggy is already taken |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2265 |
I can't believe I'm the only one who sees through your little, 'I'm always transparent,' nonsense. |
1.2062 |
0.05664 |
97 |
84 |
6 |
7 |
2266 |
We're looking for a detail person. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2267 |
The job involves handling dice and pays in the stick figure range. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2268 |
I do think your will be very pleased with our gender neutral policy. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2269 |
Your work experience looks a little thin. |
1.2062 |
0.04129 |
97 |
77 |
20 |
0 |
2270 |
What made you decide to stop working out? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2271 |
I would like to meet single, attractive Labrador Retrievers. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2272 |
You really need to beef up your answers! |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2273 |
Excellent. We just need someone to fill in. |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2274 |
We believe your Resume was padded. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2275 |
So you don’t think we give you enough recognition? Well, some might say that you don’t pull your own weight! |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2276 |
You’ll need to lose at least 15 pounds before we’ll even think about considering you for the fall show. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2277 |
Can you see me,too? |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2278 |
So your current position is giving you a chronic sore neck and persistent sense of doom. Any guesses why? |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2279 |
Is this the part when we talk about sticks and stones? |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2280 |
The position was for a line man not a man of lines. |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2281 |
You don't seem fully committed. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2282 |
Can you draw? |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
2283 |
Frankly, your memoir needs some fleshing out. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2284 |
Weren't you and your family on a back window sticker? |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2285 |
I'll need help filling in the blanks |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
117 |
95 |
20 |
2 |
2286 |
Sticks and stones,lady. Sticks and stones. |
1.2051 |
0.04785 |
117 |
99 |
12 |
6 |
2287 |
I think you'll fit in nicely. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2288 |
Sir. You seem a bit sketchy to me for this position |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2289 |
Just stick to the facts, Mr. Henderson. |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
2290 |
So you're looking to branch out from restrooms and car windows? |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2291 |
What fillers would you recommend? |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
2292 |
I’m afraid the company is going in a more three-dimensional direction. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2293 |
I understand you've been very flexible in many positions. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2294 |
I’m not sure you have the guts to get it done. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2295 |
How long did you work for the lazy cartoonist? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2296 |
Your CV is rather slim. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2297 |
Kids get me. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2298 |
It was this or the burka. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2299 |
And how did you feel when he guessed 'z' two times in a row? |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2300 |
Well mr. Jones. Your the perfect figure for the job. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2301 |
You’d be a great addition to the roster of plus-sized models we represent. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2302 |
You are the right person for our Obesity Campaign. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2303 |
I'm just feeling blank. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2304 |
And what pronoun may we address you by? |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2305 |
You've lost weight. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2306 |
Is that all you have to say????? |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2307 |
I find people appreciate me being transparent. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2308 |
Flesh it out for me, would you? |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2309 |
You aren't in our database |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2310 |
You’re gonna need thicker skin for this role. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2311 |
Your boss’s name will be Fred Lynch. Would you be comfortable with that? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2312 |
Now you're being one-dimensional! |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2313 |
Most of my experience has been in storyboards and info graphics, but I'm looking to expand. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2314 |
We do ask for transparency in this office |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2315 |
Your Transparency to date has been appreciated |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2316 |
I need you to flesh out your resumé. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2317 |
So...tell me why you are the most qualified to be our line producer |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2318 |
What do you mean we’re paying “starvation wages”? |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2319 |
I see that you can be whoever I want you to be. |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2320 |
You are the perfect fit for our bare bones project. You’re hired! |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2321 |
Where do you see yourself 20 years from now? |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2322 |
It, they, and its. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2323 |
The final part of your interview is a series of matchstick problems |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2324 |
I'm curious. What made you want to be a preschool art teacher? |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2325 |
You're going to need to flesh out this work history for me. |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2326 |
I didn't start the fire. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2327 |
When we advertised for a man whose disciplinary style was more ‘stick than carrot’, I’m afraid this wasn’t what we meant… |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2328 |
It’s a shame we can’t meet face-to-face. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2329 |
Could you flesh this out a bit for me? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2330 |
Do you dress differently on casual Fridays? |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2331 |
I see you're a big fan of casual Fridays. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
2332 |
So we meet yet again |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2333 |
We're looking for someone transparent to work here. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
2334 |
It would seem your only option is to write blank checks. |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2335 |
Your resume is kind of thin - could you flesh it out a bit? |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2336 |
In my last job, people viewed me as generally transparent and straight- forward. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2337 |
Tell me more about this new super diet you invented. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2338 |
Can you flesh out this resume for me? |
1.2025 |
0.06077 |
79 |
68 |
6 |
5 |
2339 |
We do believe in transparency here at Acme. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2340 |
I'd be happy to pencil you in for the Line Manager position. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2341 |
So,tell me more details why you left xkcd. |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
2342 |
I'm familiar with your work,Mr. Templar, but I don't think you'd be quite right for our re-boot of the James Bond series. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2343 |
When I said "bare outline" I was referring to your resume. |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2344 |
Tell me your name again--I think I've drawn a blank. |
1.2022 |
0.05577 |
89 |
76 |
8 |
5 |
2345 |
Flesh it out and get back to me. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
2346 |
Who said I was 2 dimensional |
1.2022 |
0.04282 |
89 |
71 |
18 |
0 |
2347 |
So, you're telling me you're Simon Templar and you're here to audition for the reboot of The Saint but you've no halo? |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2348 |
Have you considered there could be a limit to minimalism? |
1.2022 |
0.05801 |
89 |
77 |
6 |
6 |
2349 |
Tell me where you see yourself in five strokes? |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2350 |
Aren't you taking 'Keep It Simple' a bit far? |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2351 |
I'd like to start by apologizing for the snarky comment I made about the photo you submitted with your application. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2352 |
I think glasses could be a good look for me. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2353 |
We're looking for someone a little more 3-dimensional..." |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2354 |
Your modeling career is indeed impressive but I am afraid we are looking for someone more photogenic. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2355 |
Starting on Monday, I'll need you to wear clothes to work at least two days a week. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2356 |
" In this position you'll be the face of the company." |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2357 |
Doctor, I just can't shake this feeling that i was conceived on the back of a matchbook cover. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2358 |
We prefer shallow and hollow people in this company, since they are easier to replace. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2359 |
I was disappointed in how easy the hangman word you chose was. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2360 |
I'm sorry to inform you but we have closed our matchstick division. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2361 |
Concept's great. Flesh it out and get back to me. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2362 |
I just feel so...incomplete. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2363 |
Let’s pencil you in for next week. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2364 |
We’ll never leave you hanging here at Wordle. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2365 |
I just feel like I’m being used as a straw man here |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2366 |
Some of your comments were out of line. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2367 |
You're looking thin and drawn. I suggest you use some of your vacation time. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2368 |
Your experience seems a little thin for the position. |
1.2019 |
0.05359 |
104 |
90 |
7 |
7 |
2369 |
It says here you're good at word games, Mr. Hangman. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2370 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone has the whole picture. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2371 |
Your temp work experience is extensive, how do you fill all those gaps? |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2372 |
So, you say you have erasure anxiety? |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2373 |
Very impressive - it says here you did the job of everyman. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2374 |
This explains it ... all the padding went into your resumé. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2375 |
So, Mr Templar, lost your halo? |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2376 |
may be time to cut back on the Ozempic |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2377 |
What are your pronouns, please? |
1.2018 |
0.03976 |
114 |
92 |
21 |
1 |
2378 |
So you're feeling a little one-dimensional? |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2379 |
Your Co-workers think you are a stick in the mud. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2380 |
I made it all the way through Hangman. Now what? |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2381 |
Well, I'll give you this -- you're not just another empty suit. |
1.2018 |
0.05012 |
114 |
98 |
9 |
7 |
2382 |
Congratulations on your loss of 325 pounds but we're searching for someone who didn't take their goal quite so seriously. |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
2383 |
So you want a job that you can stick with. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2384 |
You have to draw the line somewhere. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2385 |
I see you modeled for traffic signs. |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
2386 |
Why are you giving me a blank stare? |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
2387 |
I’m tired of always being left hanging…
I q u i t !
- - - - - ! |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2388 |
So, tell me…when was the exact moment you started feeling empty inside? |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2389 |
There are a thousand others just like you who want this job. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2390 |
I see here that you beat the Hangman algorithm. Tell me more about that. |
1.2000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
103 |
10 |
7 |
2391 |
We like to hire linear thinkers. |
1.2000 |
0.05505 |
100 |
87 |
6 |
7 |
2392 |
Have you always been a minimalist or is it just a passing phase? |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2393 |
In all my years of interviewing, I have never met a managerial candidate that showed such a lack of intelligence, integrity, and body matter - when can you start? |
1.2000 |
0.05741 |
90 |
78 |
6 |
6 |
2394 |
As your performance coach, I can only say "stick with it". |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2395 |
It’s nothing personal Jerry, kids just don’t play hangman anymore. Of course your vowel insurance will still be covered until the end of the fiscal year. |
1.2000 |
0.06296 |
75 |
65 |
5 |
5 |
2396 |
I get the feeling that you're just drawing out this meeting. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2397 |
And how long have you been on this new diet |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2398 |
You looked more rounded in your resume' |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2399 |
No ‘A’s.’ Sorry. Four more guesses. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2400 |
Look, I'm going to be honest. Pursuing likeness royalties from kindergarteners is going to be difficult. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2401 |
I have a wife, two kids and a cat. All on the back of my SUV |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2402 |
You're so transparent! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2403 |
I believe in a bare bones approach. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2404 |
It's good to finally meet you in the flesh. |
1.2000 |
0.04031 |
120 |
98 |
20 |
2 |
2405 |
You seem to have lost a bit of weight since your last visit. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2406 |
O.K. So what makes you unique? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2407 |
Have you thought about taking up poker? |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2408 |
We can offer a compensation package well into stick figures. |
1.2000 |
0.05749 |
85 |
73 |
7 |
5 |
2409 |
Well, you look like same as your picture. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2410 |
If we hire you, how long do you plan to stick around? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2411 |
It's time for you to flesh out your resume. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2412 |
Could you flesh out your resume? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2413 |
Usually people come in looking to fill the position. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2414 |
Our last VP was an empty suit. We're going in a different direction this time. |
1.2000 |
0.04149 |
105 |
85 |
19 |
1 |
2415 |
Tell me about your experience in signage. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2416 |
Nothing to hide? Why, I can see right through you. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2417 |
Who would you say is the most important figure in your life? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2418 |
At this time, we’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2419 |
I like you, Hal. You show some back bone. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2420 |
While we appreciate your application, we're looking for someone a bit more fleshed out. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2421 |
Your application is missing a lot of details, and now I see why. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2422 |
I’s there an empty vacant room available? |
1.1984 |
0.04510 |
126 |
107 |
13 |
6 |
2423 |
Some find the patchouli oil a little overbearing. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
2424 |
Let’s see if we flesh out the gaps in your work history a bit, okay? |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
2425 |
I'm sorry, but losing at Hangman does not really qualify you for a job with Wordle. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2426 |
I_POSTER S__DRO_E |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2427 |
Can you flesh out your resume a bit? |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2428 |
Well, I was trying out the minimalist lifestyle you see... |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2429 |
Frankly, your resume is a bit sketchy. What more can you tell me about yourself? |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2430 |
Sorry, I’m a little hangmanned over this morning |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
2431 |
We typically keep our skeleton crew offline |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2432 |
are you nervous? You seem a little stiff |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2433 |
It looks like you’ve maxed out our plan coverage for Ozempic. |
1.1981 |
0.05090 |
106 |
91 |
9 |
6 |
2434 |
Can you work under pressure? |
1.1981 |
0.04114 |
106 |
86 |
19 |
1 |
2435 |
We would like you to flesh out your resume with a bit. |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2436 |
I can see that you have nothing to hide. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2437 |
Tell me,who is your dietitian? |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2438 |
Oh, I see here you previously modeled for vogue |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2439 |
We’re looking for someone more developed. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2440 |
Well you certainly look great on paper,but your references are a bit thin |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2441 |
I take it back—put that smile back on your face! |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2442 |
I just called you in to see if we can flesh things out. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2443 |
I'm here to outline my qualifications for this job. |
1.1980 |
0.05269 |
101 |
87 |
8 |
6 |
2444 |
Sorry, but we find your CV is just a little too sketchy |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2445 |
I'm strangely drawn to you. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2446 |
Yes, I've been on the intermittent fasting diet, why do you ask? |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2447 |
Hey, eyes are up here. |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2448 |
You crossed the line. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2449 |
I don't know what to tell you. I really thought those protein shakes would do the trick. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2450 |
Excuse me sir...are you really sure you want to work with a bunch of cartoonists? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2451 |
You seem one dimensional to me. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2452 |
It’s apparent you have a lot of stick-to-it tive-ness. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2453 |
Your salary will be in sticks figures. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2454 |
We don't feel you have the depth to fill this position. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2455 |
Your sticktoittiveness is a model for all of ys. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2456 |
I’ve been having thoughts of hanging myself lately |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2457 |
It’s not enough to strive for the bare minimum. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2458 |
I'm just looking or a fuller life |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2459 |
I’m sorry, we were hiring last week but then we had to draw the line. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2460 |
I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin, Mr. Jones. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2461 |
I thought you, of all people, would stick around. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2462 |
Where do you see yourself in five strokes? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2463 |
I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more gender neutral. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2464 |
I think we should cut down the Ozempic for now. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2465 |
If you have a few more minutes, I can flesh this out |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2466 |
Well, I must say, it is so refreshing to interview a candidate who is so transparent... |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2467 |
And with every letter…it was like a game to them! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2468 |
Details! I need more than a rough outline. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2469 |
Trust your gut,Ramón. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2470 |
I feel like you're looking right through me. |
1.1977 |
0.05922 |
86 |
75 |
5 |
6 |
2471 |
So what is your shtick, I mean, specialty? |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2472 |
True, you are unrecognizable; yes, your face won't reveal your intensions, but do you really believe you can pull-off an "Undercover Boss"? |
1.1977 |
0.05687 |
86 |
74 |
7 |
5 |
2473 |
Would you be willing to wear a triangle? |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2474 |
What makes you so sure you can stick to it? |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2475 |
I've been feeling a little stuck |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2476 |
I can't just erase your debt, sir. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2477 |
You need to fill out this form. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2478 |
I see from your resume you have extensive experience in sign modeling. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2479 |
That sounds sketchy. |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
2480 |
You've lost so much weight that I almost didn't recognize you. |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
2481 |
You'll be fine. Just stick with it. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
2482 |
So, can you flesh out your resume a bit? |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2483 |
I think your diet is bit low in fat. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
2484 |
Is that a door knob or did you just cough! |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2485 |
How do I pronounce this name, x-k-c-d? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2486 |
Is it me or are you spacing out? |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2487 |
We appreciate your sticktoitness. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2488 |
Help! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2489 |
Could you flesh your story out a bit. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2490 |
Haven’t I seen you before? |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
2491 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2492 |
It says here you were 'drawn' to this company? |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2493 |
Do you have experience clinging to the rear window of an SUV? |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2494 |
See that graph in the window? We're in the toilet. Your job is to reverse it. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2495 |
If you stick with our company you’ll be able to really build yourself up. |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
2496 |
I was hoping you could flesh out some of the details in your resume |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2497 |
Your background looks a bit sketchy. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2498 |
So you've been a stunt double in The Thin Man, The Invisible Man and Matchstick Men. Have you done any romcoms? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2499 |
The wildfires haven’t been easy for any of us. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2500 |
Your IMBD credits don’t list ‘The Saint’” |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2501 |
You will be in some tight spots but I think you will fit right in |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2502 |
Do you have any job experience as a coat hanger? |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2503 |
We encourage staff to bring their whole selves to work. |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2504 |
Perhaps you could fill in a bit more than your CV tells me? |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2505 |
The fact that you've constructed yourself entirely out of dried beef stick snacks from the gas station is MOST impressive. However, you are aware that you are applying for a position with PETA? |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2506 |
I used to be high-resolution; sharp edges, full color.
I'm a cheap sketch of what I was. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2507 |
Thank you for applying but we are looking for someone to be the face of the franchise. |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2508 |
Do you have any other symptoms besides not being able to keep food down? |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2509 |
I thought you were supposed to be the fill-in. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2510 |
Is Hangman your only experience in the gaming industry? |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2511 |
The job is what you make it |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2512 |
It appears you’ve gotten yourself into a sticky situation. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2513 |
Your résumé looks a bit sketchy. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2514 |
Got any other empty headed ideas? |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2515 |
Did you say crosswalk or overpass? |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2516 |
Your calorie-restricted diet appears to be working. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2517 |
Sorry… but I wanted to meet an actual AI in person….. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2518 |
Have you lost weight? |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2519 |
First, I'm going to need you to fill in more details about yourself. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2520 |
Identity theft doesn't have to be a permanent condition. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2521 |
I feel like your résumé doesn't tell the full story. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2522 |
We find your resume a bit
one-dimensional. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2523 |
Preexisting conditions are not covered. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2524 |
You've lost a lot more than your self-esteem |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
2525 |
You need to stick to the figures, Norm. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2526 |
Srrry, tss hrd t tlllk, thy ddnnt drww mmy mmth. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
2527 |
Can you stick around until he's able to see you? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2528 |
Perhaps you should consider filling out your own form first. |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2529 |
Your résumé looks a bit padded. |
1.1953 |
0.03852 |
128 |
105 |
21 |
2 |
2530 |
Let's talk about the dress code here, shall we? |
1.1953 |
0.04581 |
128 |
110 |
11 |
7 |
2531 |
And what sort of work did you do in Sudan? |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2532 |
I find your transparency refreshing. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2533 |
Christ, what an asshole! |
1.1949 |
0.04702 |
118 |
101 |
11 |
6 |
2534 |
Please give me your bottom line. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2535 |
it was to be filled in before the interview. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2536 |
Could you flesh that out for me |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2537 |
That's only allowed on dress-down Fridays. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2538 |
I admire your transparency. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2539 |
I'm sorry, we were looking for attention to detail |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2540 |
Feel free to skip the meeting. I'll fill you in afterwards. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2541 |
First, you'll need to fill in some of the blanks. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2542 |
I think we need to flesh out your problem a little more. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2543 |
Welcome back, Mr Figure, I see we still haven't got through to you about our company's dress code policy.
Sir, are you even looking at me? |
1.1942 |
0.05354 |
103 |
90 |
6 |
7 |
2544 |
These are all great ideas Bob, but you really need to flesh them out. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2545 |
Its your luck day: our new diversity policy requires a stick man in senior management! |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2546 |
I'm good at outline issues...Quickly |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2547 |
I'm sorry that we can't offer you a position, but we like our employees to be more well rounded. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2548 |
I’m promoting you to branch manager. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2549 |
I'm sorry, we have no openings for pipe cleaners at this time. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2550 |
Well I can see that you have sticktoitness. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2551 |
Where do your see yourself in 5 brush strokes? |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2552 |
Your novel has possibilities,but you really need to flesh out the characters. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2553 |
I see, so you’d like to be referred to on the record as “Stick Person”, not “Hang Man” as previously recorded? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2554 |
I don't have a stick up my ass. A stick is my ass! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2555 |
Not very expressive today, sir? |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2556 |
Well, I think I got an outline of your personality already. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2557 |
I'm afraid that you are going to have to flesh out your resume. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2558 |
Our weight loss drug needs a spokesperson. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2559 |
Stick around, we'll find Waldo. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2560 |
Do you ever think that people see right though you ? |
1.1935 |
0.04119 |
93 |
75 |
18 |
0 |
2561 |
My greatest strength is having an open mind. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2562 |
There's also not much substance to your resume. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2563 |
Your self-effacing humor has gone too far. |
1.1935 |
0.05353 |
93 |
80 |
8 |
5 |
2564 |
HR says you need to provide more details for your 'rest room signage' complaint. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2565 |
How long did you say you’ve been taking Ozempic? |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2566 |
Could you try to be more detail-oriented? |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2567 |
My resume? I'm everything, everywhere, all at once. |
1.1935 |
0.05353 |
93 |
80 |
8 |
5 |
2568 |
And where do you see yourself in the next 10 seconds? |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2569 |
Tell me about your sticktoitivness |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2570 |
Can you flesh it out for me |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2571 |
It’s great to finally put a face to a name. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2572 |
Your ID badge is going to be a problem... |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2573 |
But my face is still so ROUND!! |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2574 |
When did you first see your wife on your neighbor's windshield? |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2575 |
Can you tell me about your previous crime scene positions? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2576 |
Is your resume light too? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2577 |
My career coach is helping me flesh out my resumé |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2578 |
It’s OK, many of our managers have artificial intelligence. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2579 |
We are looking for a multifunctional person with a certain stick-to-it tiveness. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2580 |
We think you'd be a great fit here - at least on paper. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2581 |
You are the middle management applicant I assume. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2582 |
So, what is it that you CANNOT do?? |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2583 |
I'm concerned that you may be somewhat one dimensional for this position. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2584 |
We understand that you‘re upset. The pressure on you was definitely too high. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2585 |
I guess I’m here because I’ve just been feeling…like a shell of myself |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2586 |
Unfortunately some cave drawings of you have come to light and we need to let you go. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2587 |
Thanks for coming AI. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2588 |
I’m sorry, but those are all the details we can give you right now. |
1.1930 |
0.04806 |
114 |
98 |
10 |
6 |
2589 |
I need you to flesh out your background. |
1.1930 |
0.03916 |
114 |
93 |
20 |
1 |
2590 |
What are your qualifications to teach life drawing? |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2591 |
You are as thin as your resume |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
2592 |
We need someone who is comfortable with uncertainty. |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
2593 |
What do you mean when you say you're a non-linear thinker? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2594 |
Interesting. Could you flesh that out a little for me? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2595 |
So you're a stick figure? Go figure! |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2596 |
Let's just flesh out a bit more of your qualifications . . . shall we? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2597 |
Yes I do realize this is your first time losing at hangman |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2598 |
I understand you a have question about the company dress code. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
2599 |
The sticking point is that your resume is too thin |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2600 |
Your challenge is not your lack of transparency,rather your lack guts. |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2601 |
You could be exactly what we are looking for. A two dimensional person with plenty of space between the ears. |
1.1927 |
0.04959 |
109 |
94 |
9 |
6 |
2602 |
Tell me what kind of diversity you will add to our university. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2603 |
I don't have time to fill you in but it's a new sketch. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2604 |
I see you recently left Ticonderoga. |
1.1923 |
0.06068 |
78 |
68 |
5 |
5 |
2605 |
I understand you have sticky fingers. |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2606 |
Wire you here? |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2607 |
Thank you for your interest and we will get back to you. When Jupiter aligns with Mars. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2608 |
And what makes you figure that you can just stick around here? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2609 |
Staff tell me you are hard to read. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2610 |
I can see why your resume is so thin. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2611 |
Can you flesh out your qualifications a bit more? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2612 |
What is your past experience with make up art? |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
2613 |
This explains why your resume seemed so bare-bone. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2614 |
The silence grew more awkward as Peggy from HR realized Edward was not going to say a word about the bathroom incident. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2615 |
And you think it's easy being from the sticks. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2616 |
Don't just stare at me with that blank expression, what have you got to say for yourself? |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2617 |
You just don't have the body of work necessary for the position. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2618 |
I feel like you're a little too transparent. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2619 |
Your resume appears to have some gaps. |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2620 |
I think you should stick to it. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2621 |
Why don't you go find your halo and apply again? |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
2622 |
Your resume appears a little thin. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2623 |
Please don't read between the lines. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2624 |
Casual Fridays |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2625 |
Your resume could use a little fleshing out |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2626 |
Sorry, but we're looking for someone a bit more well rounded. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2627 |
Do you think you could flesh out your story for me? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2628 |
Let's see.. 7 years as "hang man" and another two years freelancer for several doodles. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2629 |
Without the plea deal, you risk getting hanged. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2630 |
May I ask what your preferred pronoun is? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2631 |
Maybe we can start with what would you like your personal pronouns to be. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2632 |
Describe yourself in a broad outline. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2633 |
To open a new account, we will need a picture ID. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2634 |
you will need to flesh this out for us |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2635 |
I should be able to see you on Thursday |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2636 |
Are you ok? You look a little drawn. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2637 |
No sir, the job opening is for 3D modelling |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2638 |
I don’t know doc, I feel like a shell of a man; I’ve barely got all of me drawn together most days. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2639 |
Sorry, we’re letting you go- we just feel like you’re not well rounded enough for the position. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2640 |
Hasn’t this process been drawn out enough? |
1.1915 |
0.04080 |
94 |
76 |
18 |
0 |
2641 |
Yes, but can you draw? |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
2642 |
So, just what ARE your qualifications for becoming the next Wheel-of-Fortune host? |
1.1913 |
0.04767 |
115 |
99 |
10 |
6 |
2643 |
We're primarily interested in clothed candidates. |
1.1913 |
0.04604 |
115 |
98 |
12 |
5 |
2644 |
People are so three dimensional today it’s sickening… |
1.1913 |
0.03684 |
115 |
93 |
22 |
0 |
2645 |
We don't have any openings in the New Yorker cartoons right now. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2646 |
How long have you been feeling empty? |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2647 |
You would be the icing on the cake of our corporate diversity initiative |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2648 |
If you could just flesh out your resume for me... |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2649 |
I think you misunderstood our ad for a stickler for regular attendance. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2650 |
You smell divine. Cypress? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2651 |
We're looking for more of |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2652 |
I'm sorry, but we need someone with more depth in the position. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
Have you tried looking deeper inside of yourself? |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2654 |
As a child, did you have difficulty expressing yourself? |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2655 |
Are you sure you want to work for us? You know, because the CEO is a dog. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2656 |
I was really hoping you could fully embody the position |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
2657 |
Unfortunately he is running late but would like you to stick around. |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
2658 |
I think we should go over your form line by line. |
1.1909 |
0.04745 |
110 |
94 |
11 |
5 |
2659 |
That's okay, nameless and faceless is great for HR. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2660 |
Sorry, but we’re looking for a hologram. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
2661 |
Why has management decided
to go in a different direction? Frankly, because our clients say they can see right through you. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2662 |
Maybe you could flesh out your background a bit for me . . . |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
2663 |
You can’t fool me — I can see right through you! |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2664 |
We’ll need to see your genitals. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
2665 |
I don't know what else to do doc, people just draw a blank look when they see me coming. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2666 |
Your resume isn’t fleshed out enough |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2667 |
I’ve been feeling a bit flat lately, Doctor… |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
2668 |
How long have you been on this liquid diet? |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2669 |
Of course, I’m non-binary. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2670 |
I'm sorry but if you don't leave we'll have to hang you |
1.1905 |
0.05738 |
84 |
73 |
6 |
5 |
2671 |
I can see you're a real stickler for details. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2672 |
What can I say? I'm a shell of my former self. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2673 |
That’s all you got . . . “AI’d like a job?” |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2674 |
We were looking for more than an outline application” |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2675 |
When, I asked you to draw upon from the memories of your inner child, I wasn't expecting this! |
1.1905 |
0.05738 |
84 |
73 |
6 |
5 |
2676 |
I see you were a model employee at your last job." |
1.1901 |
0.04440 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
2677 |
I'm afraid you don't bring much substance to this company. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2678 |
So why do you think you'd be a good model for our beginners' drawing class? |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2679 |
It says here on your application that the word was haphazard |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2680 |
Tell me more about your experience at WeightWatchers. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2681 |
I'm sorry, we are looking for people who are multi-dimensional. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2682 |
Your story is so obviously false, I can see right through you. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2683 |
Accounting has expressed concern that you may be depreciating. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2684 |
We're looking for more of a straw man |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2685 |
Yes. I plan to stick to my diet. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2686 |
Before I hire you, I need your assurance that you'll stick around... |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2687 |
I can see you haven't filled out your form yet. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2688 |
I’m the new temp. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2689 |
I'd say my best trait is stick-to-itiveness |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2690 |
We're here to discuss your performance, or clearly the lack thereof. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2691 |
So, I understand you'd like to find a new line of work? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2692 |
Your name escapes me. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2693 |
I have problems fitting in |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2694 |
You need to practice more self-affirming language.
Have you tried repeating "I Am Enough" in the mirror? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2695 |
If you accept this position, we will let you know how we need you to identify based on our equity requirements. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2696 |
We’re looking for a more well rounded individual. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2697 |
Sorry, you're overqualified for the coathanger opening. |
1.1895 |
0.05247 |
95 |
82 |
8 |
5 |
2698 |
Your previous job history appears a bit sketchy. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2699 |
You are very flat and hard to read. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2700 |
To be blunt, you come across as dull and one-dimensional. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2701 |
At least the kids can depict me accurately! |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2702 |
We don't have any job openings for hangmen, and you don't have to be so angry in your request, sir. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2703 |
I'm afraid your resume is a bit sketchy. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2704 |
Don't not look at me like that. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2705 |
So, other than Ms. Swenson's first grade art class, do you have any other modeling experience? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2706 |
I’d have to say my ability to stick with the job until it’s done. |
1.1892 |
0.03948 |
111 |
91 |
19 |
1 |
2707 |
Do you identify as 2D or 3D? |
1.1892 |
0.04705 |
111 |
95 |
11 |
5 |
2708 |
I see you excel at sticking around to figure things out. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2709 |
So, it here on your application, you want to be a lineman. |
1.1889 |
0.05674 |
90 |
79 |
5 |
6 |
2710 |
Why, yes. I AM a live wire. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2711 |
I just don’t feel like a whole person inside… |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2712 |
You were a makeup artist in your last position? How did that go? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2713 |
Well, HR is looking for a new manager. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2714 |
I thought we canceled hangman? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2715 |
All I said was "drop a few pounds for the shoot"!!! |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
2716 |
Would you mind fleshing out your resume please... |
1.1888 |
0.03837 |
143 |
120 |
19 |
4 |
2717 |
We're looking for someone more well-rounded. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2718 |
I think you Ozempic dose needs a slight adjustment. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2719 |
Perhaps you could flesh that out. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2720 |
So your first job was on a British spy TV show with a guy named Roger but lost your halo after the show got canceled ? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2721 |
We can forgo the x-ray, but you'll still need to get bloodwork done. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2722 |
i'm feelin a lil sticky lately... |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2723 |
One more letter, and I'm a goner. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2724 |
What do you mean I look sketchy? |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2725 |
The rough outline is great, but you need to fill in the details. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2726 |
So this is what you look like when you're off camera? |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
2727 |
What other hobbies do you enjoy besides word games? |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
2728 |
Your CV is a little too thin |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2729 |
So, all in all, you would say the diet was successful? |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2730 |
Do you have at least five years experience working in three dimensions |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2731 |
Where is you suit? |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2732 |
Our sales department has an opening, but the low profile may be a problem. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2733 |
We need to discuss your excessive absenteeism. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2734 |
I took your advice and connected the dots. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2735 |
Well your resume looks good, but frankly, we need to see a little more meat on the bones. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2736 |
How good are you at sticking to a job in the long term? |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2737 |
Your resumé seems rather sketchy, young lady. |
1.1882 |
0.04265 |
85 |
69 |
16 |
0 |
2738 |
We are making the transition to a faceless staff so you are in luck |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2739 |
Other than a total lack of muscles, what would you say is your biggest weakness? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2740 |
And what exactly do you propose we remove to make you a woman? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2741 |
Shame the artist didn't draw your mouth. I have no idea what you want. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2742 |
Your 3D printing experience jumps off the page more than I expected. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2743 |
Your portfolio is profound, but we're looking for something a little less iconic. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2744 |
I literally put my life on the line |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
2745 |
YOU SEEM TO BE VERY NICE BUT YOUR RESUMEE IS PRETTY THIN |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2746 |
Sorry to get personal, but you raised in a wire monkey family? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2747 |
I don’t know. Your resume seems a little thin to me. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2748 |
We need to address the gaps in your work history. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2749 |
All your ideas seem so two dimensional |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2750 |
We regret to inform you we cannot approve a loan application from a person with so little depth of character. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2751 |
We need a more three-dimensional perspective here. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2752 |
AI in training. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2753 |
Art, I’ve asked twice. Can we please stick to the figures? |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
2754 |
How did the Warden react to your hunger strike? |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2755 |
I think the editor might've uploaded the wrong file |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2756 |
I’m sorry, but we’ve decided to make a change to our bathroom signage. |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
2757 |
I just feel so generic sometimes. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2758 |
It's a good concept but needs to be fleshed out. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2759 |
We called you back in as we need someone who's a stickler for detail. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2760 |
Your co-workers say they find you hard to read. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2761 |
Welcome 009, we have been expecting you. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2762 |
My best quality? Stick-to-it-ness. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2763 |
Can you say more about your experience as a line worker? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2764 |
Hey, we all started where you are now, figuratively speaking, but work hard, gain some perspective, and you'll really develop some character. Who knows, maybe you'll be the speaking character some day. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2765 |
Which of the following would you say most closely describes your body type: rectangle, inverted triangle, hourglass, pear or apple? |
1.1875 |
0.05196 |
96 |
83 |
8 |
5 |
2766 |
'Someone of backbone'...I see: and how would your peers describe you? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2767 |
Well! Your job is very simple. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2768 |
You need this job because haven’t eaten in how long? |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2769 |
Where do you see yourself five pages from now? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2770 |
You’ll need to work on your upper body, lower body, arms, legs... |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
2771 |
We're looking for someone with more depth in the field...a bit more contrappasto. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2772 |
So it’s come to our attention your the unnamed figure in Trumps latest indictment |
1.1875 |
0.05196 |
96 |
83 |
8 |
5 |
2773 |
Besides your “stick-to-itiveness” and being a “stickler” for detail, what else qualifies you for this position? |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2774 |
You forgot to put your face on today. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2775 |
So what makes you think you'd be invisible? |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2776 |
I'm glad we could talk today; you've seemed a little wired lately. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2777 |
You seem a little withdrawn. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2778 |
I'm afriad your resume is a little thin too. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2779 |
I believe the term you're looking for is 'stick person'. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2780 |
Take this form to HR and fill in the blanks |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2781 |
I think you'll find your resume needs a little padding. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2782 |
This job requires compassion ... and you have no heart |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2783 |
I'm sorry, you're resumé just feels a little... two-dimensional. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2784 |
2000 light years is a long way to travel for an interview. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2785 |
So you've worked with nobody before? |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
2786 |
Your resume says you're in stick sales. Tell me more about that. |
1.1864 |
0.04654 |
118 |
102 |
10 |
6 |
2787 |
Stick with the diet |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2788 |
Tell me a little about yourself |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2789 |
So, you were referred by AI? |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2790 |
The figures in your report seem sketchy. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2791 |
Please explain how hiring you will help us implement our diversity recruiting strategy. |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2792 |
Do you consider yourself creative? |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2793 |
He’s on a call right now, but feel free to stick around. |
1.1863 |
0.03874 |
102 |
83 |
19 |
0 |
2794 |
What makes you think you could be the face of our company? |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2795 |
the information about you on the World Wide Web is a bit thin” |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2796 |
Minimum wage? Minimum me. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2797 |
I’m pleased to offer you the job. The salary will be in the stick figures. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2798 |
I’ve heard behind closed doors, you’re quite the caricature. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2799 |
Do you think my low self esteem is due to me having no substance ? |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2800 |
You're Timmy's mother--I recognize you from the many drawings he's made of you in class. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2801 |
Your stick-to-itiveness hasn't gone unnoticed! |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2802 |
I will pencil you in. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2803 |
Thank you for agreeing to the position. I realize we have only outlined the job but we will flesh things out as we go along. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2804 |
You don't look surprised that I called you into my office. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2805 |
Let's just stick to your CV, shall we? |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2806 |
Can you flesh out your prior work experience just a bit? |
1.1858 |
0.04627 |
113 |
97 |
11 |
5 |
2807 |
It says here on your resume that you can handle 3 dimensions. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
2808 |
We love your CV. What are your pronouns? |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
2809 |
Gladys's doodle didn't have the heart to tell her that she couldn't draw. |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
2810 |
I can see that you are an expert at hangman. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2811 |
So evaluating your case at a glance, I think we can get "The New Yorker" cartoonist Mick Stevens with charges of aggravated mayhem, battery, and gross negligence for intentionally leaving you unfinished and completely faceless. |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
2812 |
I hear you're from the Sticks. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2813 |
I've really been feeling like a fragment of myself lately. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2814 |
I regret to inform you, your likeness is in the public domain. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2815 |
This is the most bare-bones resume I have ever received |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2816 |
I just pulled up your resume. I gotta tell you-- it's rather thin. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2817 |
'You've been seen hanging around next to the bathrooms again.' |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2818 |
He’s running late but asked that you stick around |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2819 |
Your body of work feels a little thin. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2820 |
We both know you’re out of your depths here. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2821 |
Frankly, we think your work here has been a bit two-dimensional. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2822 |
You should always consult a physician before starting a weight-loss program, and now you know why. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2823 |
I'm sorry, but I don't think you can grow into the position. |
1.1852 |
0.03755 |
108 |
88 |
20 |
0 |
2824 |
Have we met? Somehow you seem familiar. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2825 |
Your resume would benefit from some fleshing out. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2826 |
And what gender do you identify with? |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2827 |
We’re looking for a well-rounded person who won’t cut corners.” |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2828 |
We'd just like to flesh out some of the details. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2829 |
Discrimination against stick figures is illegal. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2830 |
Since our corporate culture values transparency, I can see you’ll fit right in. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2831 |
Your resume looks interesting, but we just need to flesh it out a little. |
1.1848 |
0.04069 |
92 |
75 |
17 |
0 |
2832 |
Unfortunately, I see you're still hanging on to that 'eating disorder', I see? |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2833 |
I guess those diet pills really do work |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2834 |
I can assure you, sir, that those kids will face consequences for their “game” |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2835 |
I know I crossed a line but I couldn’t help it. |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2836 |
I believe in full transparency. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2837 |
Can you tell me how you intend to flesh out? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2838 |
No, we only offer Sick Leave, not Stick Leave |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2839 |
I take it back, it was a very accurate self portrait |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
2840 |
You complete me. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2841 |
Good Afternoon,Mr. Smith. Please let me know what you can bring to the table as part of the new Weight Watchers team. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
2842 |
Now, if you stick with us long enough...oh, sorry! |
1.1845 |
0.04081 |
103 |
85 |
17 |
1 |
2843 |
It's clear to me that you have anorexia nervosa. |
1.1845 |
0.03840 |
103 |
84 |
19 |
0 |
2844 |
I'm finding you hard to read, Ms. Jones. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2845 |
You're hired! Crosswalk signal design is down the hallway. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
2846 |
Overall you're doing a fine job, Stan, but your coworkers feel you lack substance. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
2847 |
We were looking for someone more...substantive. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
2848 |
So, how many weeks until my face is ready? |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
2849 |
Sorry, but the bank can't hire a teller with sticky fingers. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2850 |
Working yourself to the bone does not qualify you for worker's compensation. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2851 |
I could sign you up for any benefits here, but in the end they’re just gonna stick it to you anyway. |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2852 |
I've got some good news for you. It looks like they've approved the prisoner swap. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2853 |
We’re looking for someone with more substance. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2854 |
I see you've complained about lack of development opportunities. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2855 |
Your resumé lacks detail. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2856 |
"We're getting complaints about your body odor." |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2857 |
Are you sure you want a tummy tuck? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2858 |
William, we’ve received multiple reports that you spend your entire day playing hangman in the break room. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2859 |
I feel so stickly |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2860 |
How many figures are we talking? |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2861 |
I am sorry but lead poisoning is not a covered event under your employee health insurance plan |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2862 |
I wish I had better news for you but your resumé's a little thin... |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2863 |
We're looking for someone with more attention to detail. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2864 |
You're coming across a bit flat, but I still think you'd fit in just about anywhere. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2865 |
Sticktoittiveness, eh? Any other strengths? |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2866 |
I wouldn't say that you're the shadow of your former self. |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2867 |
It just doesn't seem like your all here. |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2868 |
You're hired as our lobby mobile and can start tomorrow. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2869 |
We’ve all had enough of your gallows humor. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2870 |
I hear you start out in a Life Drawing Class. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2871 |
It all started at a sketching class. I was the model. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2872 |
So you’re applying for the position of basketball hoop, yes? |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2873 |
We wear casual business attire on Fridays. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2874 |
I think you'd be highly qualified as a weight loss counselor. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
2875 |
Your resume could use some beefing up. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2876 |
Tell me about these close calls involving misspellings. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2877 |
You're perfect for our customer service department. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2878 |
Let me flesh things out for you. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2879 |
I'd like to apply for all the positions. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2880 |
If you can make figures stick, you're hired" |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2881 |
You remind me of myself when I was first starting out. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2882 |
So you are the new skeleton crew Musk mentioned? |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2883 |
I hate to disappoint you, but we're no longer covering Wegovy under our employee insurance plan. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2884 |
Unfortunately, there’s currently a glut in the market for hangman roles, however, I can get you a cameo
appearance in the new production of “The Invisible Man” being shot this month at ‘Mer-A-Lago’. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2885 |
Secret portfolios. Slush funds. Insider trading. You will hang for this, O'Brien. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2886 |
Your work needs to demonstrate a higher level of transparency Bernie. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2887 |
How much weight were you hoping to gain? |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2888 |
Your resume' seems pretty 2-dimensional. Could you flesh it out, further? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2889 |
Ahh yes, just how I drew it up |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2890 |
Stick around or rather wait here while I take this call. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2891 |
We’re firing Carrot and naming you branch manager. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2892 |
Your perspective on this may be a bit one dimensional. |
1.1828 |
0.04030 |
93 |
76 |
17 |
0 |
2893 |
It's the pits when the only game people will play with you is hangman! |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2894 |
I’m afraid you don’t have the depth we need for this position. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2895 |
Please fill in more about yourself. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2896 |
Your resume seems a bit sketchy to me. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2897 |
I'm sorry but the job opening is for a high visibility position. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2898 |
If you want my help you will need to flesh out more of your story. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2899 |
We’re really looking for a stick-to-the-basics person. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2900 |
I'm sorry, that's an error. The salary is for *six*-figures. |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
2901 |
On a good note it appears you're a stickler for details...... |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2902 |
You're over 60 I presume. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2903 |
Let's see if we can flesh out your resume. |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2904 |
While I realize Today everyone is Entitled to his/her . .or whatever . ..Own Schtick . . |
1.1818 |
0.04440 |
88 |
73 |
14 |
1 |
2905 |
When did you first notice the weight loss? |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2906 |
It says here that all your previous experience is playing Hangman. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2907 |
I feel so unseen. |
1.1818 |
0.04135 |
88 |
72 |
16 |
0 |
2908 |
Your skeleton costume is missing a few things. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2909 |
I'm sorry. What's My Line has been out of production for decades. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2910 |
I was thinking we should be on a line by line basis rather than chain of command. |
1.1818 |
0.05032 |
110 |
97 |
6 |
7 |
2911 |
Do I need to fill in your resume in addition to everything else? |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2912 |
I need you to flesh out your report |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2913 |
Unfortunately, we are worried that your personal dimensions are too limited for this role. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2914 |
I’m a victim of identity theft ! |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
2915 |
This all looks a bit sketchy. |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2916 |
I'm sorry but your novel is rather two dimensional |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
2917 |
Could you flesh out your employment history a bit more? |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2918 |
Why would you even think of jumping to Mattel? Etch A Sketch made you. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2919 |
We appreciate your submission but we’re going to need more details |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2920 |
Can you fill in your background more for me, please? |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
2921 |
I'm terribly sorry, but you just don't have the profile we're looking for. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2922 |
The “stick to it” strategy is working. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2923 |
I guess there's no point asking you to flesh out your CV for me. |
1.1818 |
0.04864 |
110 |
96 |
8 |
6 |
2924 |
So, according to your resume you haven’t worked since “the saint”. |
1.1818 |
0.06055 |
77 |
68 |
4 |
5 |
2925 |
How do you feel about working with dogs? |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
2926 |
Let’s flesh that out a little bit more. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2927 |
I've heard your excuses but I can see right through you. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2928 |
They say I’m childish |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2929 |
If I were to work from home, you wouldn't even notice that I wasn't here... |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2930 |
I’m afraid your resume looks a little sketchy. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2931 |
Where are your pants? |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2932 |
I look better on paper. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2933 |
Ever since they drew in that last limb, I have this unshakeable sense of impending doom. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2934 |
your first job will be as manager of our small branch office. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2935 |
Sir, the job posting asked for SIX years of experience. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
2936 |
Lately I've been feeling a bit empty |
1.1818 |
0.04440 |
88 |
73 |
14 |
1 |
2937 |
Why are you looking to move on from your position in the traffic light |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2938 |
And do you have experience as generic representative? |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2939 |
I never forget a face... |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2940 |
No, I said the best candidates would understand STOCK figures. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2941 |
You don't have much on your resume. Or face. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2942 |
Yes. Can you tell me more about what you refer to on your résumé as 'stick-to-it-iveness'? |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2943 |
You can take this job and stick it! |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
2944 |
I like your stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2945 |
So, tell me more why your last job wasn't fulfilling. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2946 |
Oh...this explains why your resume was so thin |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2947 |
I suggest you stop using Ozempic. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2948 |
Your profile doesn't meet our visibility requirements. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2949 |
Wardrobe will be right with you |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
2950 |
'your level of experience is sketchy but we all need to start somewhere' |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2951 |
Who told you this was "bring your child to school day"? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2952 |
Check out my social media posts if you want to see more. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2953 |
So, tell me why you think you stick out among your colleagues |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2954 |
Are you down to hang later? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2955 |
I find your assessment a bit reductive. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2956 |
When can you begin? |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
2957 |
Don't ever mention you're a chatbot, just say to the caller "Why no, are you?" |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
2958 |
What would you consider your bottom line? |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2959 |
And so the staring contest was on. Of course one of them had a distinct advantage in not blinking. |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
2960 |
Why are you hanging around the office? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2961 |
Can you flesh out what you mean. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2962 |
Now when did you first start feeling, uh, "sketchy"? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2963 |
So, you are the representative of the robots' union? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2964 |
"Hmm. I feel like I'm only getting an outline of you...while you also seem very transparent." |
1.1807 |
0.05460 |
83 |
72 |
7 |
4 |
2965 |
I feel like I don’t even exist. Literally! |
1.1807 |
0.04249 |
83 |
68 |
15 |
0 |
2966 |
One of my best qualities is that I never step out of line. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2967 |
Yes, our hiring policy is gender neutral |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
2968 |
And you feel like you’re just one mistake away from the gallows? |
1.1802 |
0.04823 |
111 |
97 |
8 |
6 |
2969 |
Sticking to the figures is my greatest strength ...AND weakness! |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
2970 |
Stick to your job here and you’re sure to succeed! |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
2971 |
For some reason, I'm not convinced I am getting the complete picture. |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
2972 |
What brings you in on a no-bones day? |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
2973 |
Have you considered trying gender-neutral bathrooms. |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
2974 |
Let's flesh out your resume. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2975 |
Do you have any details you could share with us? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2976 |
I put all the padding in my resumé. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2977 |
So tell me why you are seeking a position at WeightWatchers? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2978 |
I have two job openings. Either Hangman or the rear window of an SUV with the rest of your family. |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
2979 |
Just a few more questions to fill in some details. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2980 |
You won't regret hiring me; I'm easy to keep in line. |
1.1800 |
0.05199 |
100 |
88 |
6 |
6 |
2981 |
Just stick to the point. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2982 |
You seem to have the stick-to-it-iveness that we're looking for. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2983 |
While you have good experience, we feel you lack substance. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2984 |
I think we should stick with the basics." |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2985 |
I guess we ran out of ideas. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2986 |
So you prefer to be identified as non-binary? |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2987 |
I actually see my sketchy background as an asset. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2988 |
I admire your gender nonbinary work but you stink at Hangman. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2989 |
Yes, I currently work at XKCD but I’m ready to make a move to the New Yorker. |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
2990 |
I know DEI managers are being refused by some, but I think I can represents the one identity that is finally hated by everyone. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2991 |
Well, many people are simple to draw out. |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
2992 |
How do I know that you’ll stick around? |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2993 |
Okay, fill me in on the details. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2994 |
I'll fill you in on the details." |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2995 |
Yes, I do believe you are "the Saint”,but no, I don’t believe I should be your Miss Moneypenny. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2996 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for people with more substance. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2997 |
This is a rather bare-bones resume. |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
2998 |
Sometimes I feel like you can see straight through me |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2999 |
Why don't you just fill in the blanks for me? |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
3000 |
I'd like you to help me flesh out this starting outline. |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
3001 |
I don't know....I just feel so empty.... |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
3002 |
Of course you look familiar. Your head is a mirror. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
3003 |
What microaggression, Dean? All I said was I was looking for someone a little more full-figured. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
3004 |
Let’s consider easing you off the Ozempic |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
3005 |
Have you considered a role that requires less attention to detail? |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
3006 |
Why should we hire a sketchy character like you? |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
3007 |
I'm going to start this meeting by telling you that I see right through you. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
3008 |
It is a fascinating story, but it needs to be fleshed out a bit |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
3009 |
I don't know how to tell you this because you've been amazing for a century, but we're going 3D |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
3010 |
I’m honestly more of an idea guy… |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
3011 |
I don’t know, I guess I just feel like a shadow of myself. |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
3012 |
could you perhaps flesh out your resume a bit |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
3013 |
Is English your first language?” |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
3014 |
Then, after you escaped the gallows, what direction did your career go? |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
3015 |
Well, you had to draw the line somewhere. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
3016 |
So, tell me why you think you'd be an effective spokesperson for our wieghtloss product. |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
3017 |
Wonderful to see you’ve stuck around.” |
1.1792 |
0.04604 |
106 |
91 |
11 |
4 |
3018 |
My LinkedIn AI is still loading |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
3019 |
I’d like to leave everything for Mrs. Hangman. |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
3020 |
Well at this adoption agency, we don't accept applications from transparents. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3021 |
I noticed you expensed a case of thin mints. |
1.1789 |
0.03954 |
95 |
78 |
17 |
0 |
3022 |
I'm sorry, we have no openings for warning sign models at the moment |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
3023 |
And what is your last name, Siri? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3024 |
The only job I see here for you is in a game named Hangman.
That's fine, I like games. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
3025 |
New client wearing you a little thin? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3026 |
Your transparency is wearing thin. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
3027 |
We have a hunch that we can put our trust in you,Bob,that you will get to the bare-bones of the matter. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
3028 |
That's why you're in therapy--so you can go back to being a stick figure, not a stuck figure. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3029 |
I thought you said you were an artist! |
1.1789 |
0.05180 |
95 |
83 |
7 |
5 |
3030 |
So tell me, Jim, what makes you unique? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3031 |
I'd like to get a fuller sense of you |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
3032 |
We,at the AI,dress this way to make you believe that we are human |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3033 |
A resume with your full name 'AI' really stands out ! |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3034 |
Your sales have been a little flat lately. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
3035 |
Your CV is rather vague. |
1.1786 |
0.03850 |
112 |
93 |
18 |
1 |
3036 |
Your performance has been a bit flat lately Mr. Sticky |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
3037 |
You look awfully familiar, but I'm drawing a blank. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
3038 |
I think you would fit in better here if you shared more of yourself. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
3039 |
I'm going to stick with my first answer. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
3040 |
This job is sucking the life from me. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
3041 |
I'm afraid your desk has been emptied too. |
1.1786 |
0.04611 |
112 |
97 |
10 |
5 |
3042 |
Someone will be here to fetch you in a minute |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
3043 |
Are you aware that our health benefits do not cover mechanical repairs? |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
3044 |
I need to say upfront that we're looking for for an actual Stick Leader and not merely a Stick-figure head |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
3045 |
Can we flesh out some of the items on your resume?" |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
3046 |
Can you explain the recent gap in your employment history?”
“Wordle. |
1.1786 |
0.05658 |
84 |
74 |
5 |
5 |
3047 |
I understand you're a stickler for details and you've got a real stick-to-itiveness, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone just a little more well-rounded. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
3048 |
I see that you're a bit of a stickler for details. |
1.1782 |
0.03827 |
101 |
83 |
18 |
0 |
3049 |
Honestly, if you weren't a legacy candidate, I don't think we'd consider admitting you." |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
3050 |
He'll see you now. Or will he? |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
3051 |
Well, Mr. Stickman, at least you bring an open mind to the table. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
3052 |
I’m not really simple, I’m just drawn that way. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
3053 |
I have a feeling you're not fully present. |
1.1782 |
0.04077 |
101 |
84 |
16 |
1 |
3054 |
It's really hard for me to give you a full picture of myself in a two page resume. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
3055 |
Mr. Stoneman will see you now! |
1.1782 |
0.04077 |
101 |
84 |
16 |
1 |
3056 |
Yes,we have 28 day programs for bulimia and muscle development. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
3057 |
I think we can start introducing carbohydrates back into your daily diet. |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
3058 |
Unfortunately, the advertisement was for a ‘six figure’ position. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
3059 |
So tell me,what is your preferred pronoun? |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
3060 |
Freak. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
3061 |
Your qualifications are a little thin. |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
3062 |
Do you think you can stick it out here? |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
3063 |
You're pretty sharp, but your resume's a little sketchy. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
3064 |
I'm afraid you have termites |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
3065 |
A little too much Wegovey, there, huh, Bob? |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
3066 |
Your diet is going really well. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
3067 |
Doctor Rosen, this is more than a mid-life crisis. I just don’t know who I am anymore. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
3068 |
I'm here to stick it to you. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
3069 |
But,what's my pronoun? |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
3070 |
It’s a new position, Calvin – – a blank slate. For some reason, we all thought of you. |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
3071 |
Management feel that you've taken this gender-neutrality thing a bit too far. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
3072 |
Great idea, Leonard. How about you go back and flesh it out and then we'll take it upstairs. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
3073 |
You’re in the NEW witness protection program” |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
3074 |
Could you fill out some more details about yourself? |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
3075 |
Let's just flesh out your resume a bit |
1.1778 |
0.04053 |
90 |
74 |
16 |
0 |
3076 |
Just stick to the facts, sir. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
3077 |
Your resume seems a little sketchy, Mr. Stickfigure. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
3078 |
I like to travel light. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
3079 |
How did you slip past security? |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
3080 |
Congratulations on being named head of the Art Department for the New Yorker. |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
3081 |
We are looking for someone a bit more well rounded for this project |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
3082 |
You're missing the fuller picture. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
3083 |
Did you say something? |
1.1772 |
0.06178 |
79 |
71 |
2 |
6 |
3084 |
And how's Ms Stick? |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
3085 |
My goal is to draw you out more. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
3086 |
WoW, your month vacation at the fat-farm was time well spent. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
3087 |
This company is very dedicated to transparancy... |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
3088 |
A promotion?! You only have this job because my kid scribbled on the business plan. |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
3089 |
Well, we always said that nobody could fill this position, so I guess you're hired. |
1.1771 |
0.03917 |
96 |
79 |
17 |
0 |
3090 |
It's really more of a figurehead position that we're trying to fill. |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
3091 |
Your resume is solid, John. But you lack the depth we need for this position |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
3092 |
Why so two-dimensional? Let's explore what's really going on in those lines of yours! |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
3093 |
So you live in the sticks? |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
3094 |
Wait - you’re the guy in the margins of my notebook, right? |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
3095 |
I recommend you change your diet" |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
3096 |
Well now. Therapy is working! We found the real you. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
3097 |
I need you to fill me in |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
3098 |
First, we need to flesh you out a bit, and give you more of a public face. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
3099 |
According to your resume you’ve spent the last decade as a “stick-up man”. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
3100 |
I’ve been cheating on you. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
3101 |
I expected a bigger dick. |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
3102 |
Your resume seems a little thin. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
3103 |
There's more to me than what meets the eye |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
3104 |
I see you haven't filled out your form. |
1.1765 |
0.04909 |
102 |
89 |
8 |
5 |
3105 |
In bold strokes you're fine, but you need to flesh out your ideas. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
3106 |
Your proposal looks good as a draft, but needs more meat on the bones. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
3107 |
You say you're feeling sketchy? |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3108 |
We’re looking for someone who’s flexible but doesn’t get bent out of shape too easily. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
3109 |
You seem a bit robotic in your responses. |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
3110 |
You seem highly overqualified. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
3111 |
When will you have eyes and ears? |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3112 |
So, She/Her won't do...how about Sheer? |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3113 |
Yes, we allow our employees to work from a minivan rear window 3 days a week. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
3114 |
I'm sorry to say, your resume looks a little thin."
John Schantz, Nazareth, PA |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
3115 |
It would be great if you could flesh out some of the details on your résumé |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
3116 |
You need to fill out the form first |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
3117 |
Let's try to flesh out those ideas. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3118 |
You've certainly been drawn into a sticky situation. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3119 |
What style do you see yourself in five years? |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
3120 |
Your testimony indicates that you feel "framed"? |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
3121 |
You're certainly in line for a promotion. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3122 |
We have nothing for you at this time. |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
3123 |
Can I please have more ozempic ? |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
3124 |
Have we met. Your face is familiar |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3125 |
Unfortunately, Mr. Rodgers, your resume is much too sketchy for us. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
3126 |
Try positive affirmations. Tell yourself you're living the dream of a rear window decal family. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
3127 |
We’re having trouble fleshing out some of the details in your résumé. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
3128 |
I'm sorry but I'm having trouble putting a face to a name. |
1.1759 |
0.04712 |
108 |
94 |
9 |
5 |
3129 |
Thanks for showing up so fast. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
3130 |
But Doctor, I feel so fat |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
3131 |
It's all here in black and white |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
3132 |
It's the harassment I can't take. All of the guys keep commenting on my figure. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
3133 |
I am sorry, we are looking for an employee with a little more substance. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
3134 |
I want a divorce. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
3135 |
As you can see, there's no soul to crush here. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
3136 |
The gaps I understand. Your resume has smudges. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
3137 |
I’d like to flesh out some aspects of your background |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
3138 |
Your résumé isn’t the only thing that needs fleshing out! |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
3139 |
Let's flesh out some of the gaps on your résumé. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
3140 |
When can you start? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
3141 |
Unfortunately, we were looking for someone to be the face of the project. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
3142 |
You're great as an Exit or Crosswalk Sign model, but too thin for the Runway. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
3143 |
Sorry for the wait, the Doctor has a long line to straighten out before you. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
3144 |
I'm fine. Where are you? |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
3145 |
It says you don’t get along with bad spellers. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
3146 |
Your credentials are a bit thin, but what the Hell. You're hired. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
3147 |
Sorry, sir. That chair can be a bit sticky. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
3148 |
Perfect! Now we also need to streamline the process. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
3149 |
We have a number of faceless employees already. How would you stand out? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
3150 |
True, I did apply for a job but if I had wanted to work, I would've gotten dressed. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
3151 |
Can you elaborate on this willingness to work to the bone, Richard?" |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
3152 |
And what was your job at the department store, Mr. Kindling? |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
3153 |
Does your opposable thumb give you an advantage over other minimalists? |
1.1754 |
0.04703 |
114 |
100 |
8 |
6 |
3154 |
And on top we offer full-coverage erasure insurance. |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
3155 |
I can easily flesh out my resume for you. |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
3156 |
I see you take Ozempic. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
3157 |
When did you start taking Ozempic? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
3158 |
This keto diet, it's working for you? |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
3159 |
Well...my strengths are that I can read between the lines and stick up for what I believe in. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
3160 |
I try to stick to the things I do best. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
3161 |
Yes, I am a vegan. |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
3162 |
Your resume says you have experience in minimalism? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
3163 |
I've been practicing law for twenty years and this is the most flagrant case of identity theft I have ever seen. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3164 |
I don't think your problem is simply arthritis. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3165 |
I appreciate your transparency, but I'm searching for someone meatier. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
3166 |
Thanks for hanging around. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3167 |
Well before we start the interview, I'd like to say I'm very impressed with your posture. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3168 |
You need help fleshing out out your profile, for starters. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3169 |
Well, I have to admit it - you're certainly qualified to be a lineman for the county. |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
3170 |
Stick around and we’ll
figure something out. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3171 |
How long did you say you have been using Ozempic? |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
3172 |
I may speak softly, but I am a big stick... |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
3173 |
We just need a few more details to flesh out your resume, Mr. Wood. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
3174 |
Sorry. The hangman position is filled |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3175 |
Tell me what brings you here. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
3176 |
And, last question, how do you feel you embody our company's values? |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
3177 |
Tell me who you really are. Don't hold back |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3178 |
Sticking with it didn't work out. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3179 |
You’re just a kid. Trust me. When you’re older, you’ll fill out. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
3180 |
As you know, our top priority here is transparency. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
3181 |
You just seem sketchy. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3182 |
On your way out leave your name and diet choices with our secretary. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
3183 |
Yes,I am interested in the job. Are brains included in the company benefits though ? |
1.1744 |
0.05281 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
3184 |
We're going to need you to do more than 'pull your own weight'. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
3185 |
You think you’re being spread too thin. Please expand on that |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
3186 |
I am sorry but having been "The Saint" does not qualify you for a position in our firm. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3187 |
Well, that's an unusually graphic self-description. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3188 |
I've always admired your work in "Hangman," but for this project we need someone with greater depth. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3189 |
I'm sorry, we're looking for more well-rounded candidates. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3190 |
It says here you spend your free time volunteering as a life-drawing model. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3191 |
I think you'll need to flesh out your résumé. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
3192 |
Whaddya mean, I heard you could never be too rich or too THIN! |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3193 |
You can’t keep filing these “stick with it” complaints. It’s just a figure of speech! |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3194 |
Our ideal candidate is multi-dimensional. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
3195 |
Do you believe that working from home has reduced your visibility to firm management? |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3196 |
If I'm going to help you, you've got to fill in more details. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3197 |
So tell me, Mr. Trump. Have you ever read "The Emperor's New Clothes"? |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3198 |
I can see why you would rather work from home |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3199 |
This job just leaves me incomplete |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3200 |
Cooper, maybe we should talk about our casual dress code. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3201 |
You don't fit in here but stick to it. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3202 |
Well,yes,my resume is a bit skeletal,but let me flesh it out for you |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3203 |
You make a great candidate because we value transparency. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3204 |
You want to sue your personal trainer?? |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
3205 |
I'm really good in sticky situations |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
3206 |
I feel so two-dimensional voting for Trump. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3207 |
It says here you’ve never lost at hangman. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3208 |
Fine, but can you read? |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3209 |
I think you went a little too far with the diet I recommended. |
1.1739 |
0.03973 |
92 |
76 |
16 |
0 |
3210 |
Be honest. . .pleased or not with the Ozempic dosage I prescribed? |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3211 |
I can’t get over the sense of dread I’ve had since getting my last limb. |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
3212 |
Skeleton crew--start Monday. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
3213 |
Mr. Jones, you seem to have gotten the idea your presence is solely for the amusement of others. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3214 |
Stick Figure it out. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3215 |
After much discussion, we decided that the gender neutral thing just isn’t coming through. Would you consider wearing a boa or some heels? |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
3216 |
Yes, you did come to the best copyright lawyer in the country - but I still strongly suggest that suing the nation’s children for infringement of image is not going to be a good look for you. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3217 |
I can confirm that I AM Stick-man... not to be confused with my twin brother, Hang-man -- may he Rest-in-Peace. |
1.1735 |
0.05030 |
98 |
86 |
7 |
5 |
3218 |
I’m sorry you don’t like getting hanged all the time, but that’s the damn job. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
3219 |
It says here that you were formally on a men's room sign at a nightclub, so you are good at giving directions. How will that transfer to being a successful investment counselor in your mind? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
3220 |
Sometimes I just feel like maybe I'm too simple, Doc. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
3221 |
well of course words will never hurt you, Adam, you're made of sticks |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
3222 |
We have no openings for your type |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
3223 |
Actually the last guy I hired was a shadow of his former self . |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
3224 |
You have the flexibility for this job. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
3225 |
This job requires someone who can stick to the figures and make the budget work. Do you feel up to the task? |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
3226 |
We phoned your references and it turns out Starbucks bathrooms never heard of you. |
1.1735 |
0.05030 |
98 |
86 |
7 |
5 |
3227 |
Please just outline your proposal. You can fill in the blanks later. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3228 |
What did I miss? Can you fill me in? |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
3229 |
So heavy lifting is out |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3230 |
Oh, and the doctor also said he would like for you to provide a stool sample. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3231 |
And may I ask why you want to be a lumberjack? |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
3232 |
Your resume looks a little thin to me." |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3233 |
As long as the players don't guess all the letters, you'll be fine. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
3234 |
We may have a position for you to start from scratch" |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
3235 |
Can I be frank, you’re looking a little drawn |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
3236 |
Frankly, Mr. Stickman, if that is your real name, your Curriculum Vitae lacks real experience beyond 'easy to draw'. |
1.1732 |
0.04485 |
127 |
112 |
8 |
7 |
3237 |
will you stick to win? |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
3238 |
You are the outlier. Most of our patients need to lose weight. |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
3239 |
It looks like you'd be an excellent fit. No opinions, no needs, no desire for benefits, no desire for time off and you haven't mentioned work-life balance...You are hired! |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
3240 |
My pronouns are “it” and “that.” |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
3241 |
I'm sorry, but I don't think you are the right person to flesh out this script |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3242 |
Who do you want me to be? |
1.1728 |
0.04227 |
81 |
67 |
14 |
0 |
3243 |
I'm sorry, but you've obviously padded your résumé. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3244 |
I assure you that your identity will remain completely anonymous. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3245 |
Weird! My 5 year old granddaughter drew someone who looks just like you! |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3246 |
And I see your resume is also rather thin. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3247 |
... and how long have you been on Ozempic? |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3248 |
It says here you are great with figures. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3249 |
Ironically, we can't publish your book because you're writing is just too one dimensional |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3250 |
I’m not sure you have the depth we’re looking for, but we’ll be in touch |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3251 |
Yes,I know he can be exasperating. But you simply need to draw that proverbial line in the sand and don |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3252 |
Well, the diet worked. What about the weightlifting? And your sex life? |
1.1728 |
0.05771 |
81 |
72 |
4 |
5 |
3253 |
You're not right for us but please hang in there. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3254 |
‘’it’s been brought to my at that you
are doing the bare minimum “ |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3255 |
Your resume is kind of thin |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
3256 |
When asked if you’re familiar with the company’s dress code, a blank stare is not a satisfactory response. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3257 |
I suggest you flesh out your resumé. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
3258 |
I'm hopeful you can flesh out your resume a bit." |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3259 |
I prefer the simple approach. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3260 |
And what are your qualifications for Director of Artificial Intelligence? |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3261 |
So how would you describe your responsibilities at ‘Hangman’? |
1.1724 |
0.05473 |
87 |
77 |
5 |
5 |
3262 |
.. and who is at the traffic light right now? |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3263 |
Ah yes, please enlighten me with your limited perspectives." |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
3264 |
I like to work all the angles. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3265 |
OK then, it’s going to be “Unauthorized use of your image or likeness …” |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
3266 |
Please elaborate on your fear of being hanged. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3267 |
She said she wanted a relationship with more substance. |
1.1724 |
0.04073 |
87 |
72 |
15 |
0 |
3268 |
This isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for a rough outline. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
3269 |
I’m sorry, Steve, but your writing just comes off as one dimensional.”
Submitted my Rachel Molho (daughter of subscriber Kris Johnson Molho |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3270 |
I think my greatest strength is my
“stick-to-itness”! |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
3271 |
Don't apologize for being two-dimensional; that's actually one dimension more than the company wants in an employee. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
3272 |
How the company sees you |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
3273 |
could you give me an outline of why you're here today? |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3274 |
You might say I'm a minimalist. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
3275 |
Hi AI, I'm HR. I feel we have a lot in common. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
3276 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Jones, your proposal is simply too bare-bones to accept. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
3277 |
Why am I not surprised that your resume, too, is sketchy at best |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
3278 |
We feel your life story is too sketchy to appeal to readers of The New Yorker. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
3279 |
My God, you're a fashion designers dream! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
3280 |
Maybe you are a little out of your depth. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
3281 |
You can't sue "Noom" just because you are a shadow of your former self. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
3282 |
No, I don't want to play Hangman. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
3283 |
I'm sorry. You're just a bit too one dimensional for this position. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
3284 |
Thanks for coming in to help flesh out your résumé. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
3285 |
We accept your non-binary preference..... |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
3286 |
So what exactly is a 'stick figure' salary? |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
3287 |
at your next interview, try business casual |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
3288 |
they call me the "Saint". |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
3289 |
Actually, we advertised for a plus-size model, not a plus-sign model. |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
3290 |
Your credentials are fine, but we do have a dress code. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
3291 |
Who is this skinny guy with a funny name sitting in my office? |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
3292 |
He, She or They? |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
3293 |
Your qualifications look good but your background is a little thin ... |
1.1717 |
0.04982 |
99 |
87 |
7 |
5 |
3294 |
I don’t think you recognize the depth of this problem |
1.1717 |
0.05185 |
99 |
88 |
5 |
6 |
3295 |
I'm so sorry Mr. Templar, but you really do look quite different without your, um, headwear. |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
3296 |
I can assure you that most of your other candidates will be more full of themselves. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
3297 |
Your background is a bit thin. Might you provide details? |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
3298 |
Frankly, your resume is a little thin. |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
3299 |
To be honest, your resume is almost as thin as you are.... |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
3300 |
Your here for the Turing Test, I take it? |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
3301 |
How long have you been on a 'no carb' diet? |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
3302 |
The luminary, who is your cousin, said that you are trustworthy and transparent. I think you can work with us, as long as you don't leave the bathroom door during working hours. |
1.1714 |
0.04777 |
105 |
92 |
8 |
5 |
3303 |
So, Have you always been a man? |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
3304 |
In addition to your AI work, can you also be a team player? |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
3305 |
In your case, I may allow you to wear a hat for the mugshot |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
3306 |
Our company culture is totally transparent. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
3307 |
We'd like you flesh out your resume. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
3308 |
We were really looking for somebody "multi" -dimensional . |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
3309 |
Lately I feel like I'm not all there. |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3310 |
Unfortunately we’re looking for someone with a bit more dimension. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3311 |
How do you explain your resume? It is just a few straight lines. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3312 |
I can assume you'll be sticking around. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3313 |
As your Nutritionist I must say you're taking this to an extreme. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3314 |
How long have been experiencing this feeling of emptiness? |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3315 |
Sir, your explanation is a bit sketchy. I need a little on the bone here. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3316 |
You, sir, are a very difficult person to read. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3317 |
Well, yours is the rare resume that highlights 'Stick-to-itiveness.' |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3318 |
Sounds great, but I can see right through you. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3319 |
We haven't fully fleshed out the position of receptionist, so I suspect that you will fit right in |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3320 |
No, I don't know how to tell if you're male or female. |
1.1705 |
0.04031 |
88 |
73 |
15 |
0 |
3321 |
How long have you been cleaning pipes? |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3322 |
No, you are not exempt from coming to work naked... |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
3323 |
I’m impressed with your stick-to-it-iveness |
1.1705 |
0.04031 |
88 |
73 |
15 |
0 |
3324 |
Not that kind of diversity. |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3325 |
Do you wish to enroll in our medical plan? |
1.1705 |
0.04031 |
88 |
73 |
15 |
0 |
3326 |
So tell me your qualifications for the toothpick salesman position... |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3327 |
You need to flesh out your resume. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3328 |
I know you feel naked without the triangle, but all the job openings these days are for non-binary bathroom sign models. |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
3329 |
My Ozempic has worked really well so far |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3330 |
You're H-I-R-E-D |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3331 |
So tell me, what's your shtick. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3332 |
Yes,that is correct—you are being let go for stealing the emperors clothes |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
3333 |
You are a little light on substance. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3334 |
Can you flesh that out a bit more? |
1.1705 |
0.04031 |
88 |
73 |
15 |
0 |
3335 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Stykman, but our facial recognition software just doesn't seem to recognize you. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3336 |
When you said ‘stick it to the man’, you really meant it! |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3337 |
So, you say that you probably look familiar because you've had your portrait done thousands and thousands of times. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3338 |
I don't know what to tell you, i'm spread thin. |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
3339 |
I’ll explain it one more time - they just didn’t guess the word. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3340 |
What is your opinion on the Barbie movie? |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3341 |
So,you thought you'd just stick it to the man? |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
3342 |
Well, we do respect and admire transparency in our company, but you are not quite qualified for this department.Sorry |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
3343 |
Your profile is quite unusual |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
3344 |
We have a fairly strong support system. We don't want you falling through the cracks |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
3345 |
I could use some lunch. How about you? |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
3346 |
Was that underwear really his ? |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
3347 |
My best feature? Probably my stick-to-it-ive-ness. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
3348 |
He'll perhaps rather dauntingly see you now. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
3349 |
Your manager complained that you’re overly cerebral, but I say stick to what you’re good at. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
3350 |
I saw your ad for a Board Chair with backbone. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
3351 |
Yes, but what gives you joy? |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
3352 |
All your references say you have great stick-to-it-ivness. |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
3353 |
My kid told me you really existed. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
3354 |
I've been known to work myself to the bone. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
3355 |
You're not working out. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
3356 |
Is that a Jewish name? |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
3357 |
I’m a little concerned about your recent weight loss. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
3358 |
I have to be honest....your resume seems a little thin. |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
3359 |
I'm having trouble picturing you in this role. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
3360 |
You have a sketchy resume. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
3361 |
I just get the feeling you can see right through me, doc. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
3362 |
Are you one of these AI-generated employees? |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
3363 |
I don’t if it’s the elections or just the coffee, doctor…but I feel wired all the time |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
3364 |
'I see that you're responding to our ad that we are looking for someone who knows how to stick to an assignment. |
1.1698 |
0.03664 |
106 |
88 |
18 |
0 |
3365 |
That’s Matcbstick Man with an “M”? |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
3366 |
Have you thought about working in Signage? |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
3367 |
I'm sorry. Mr. Munroe already has a character who looks like you. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
3368 |
It's just that lately I've been feeling so unfulfilled. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3369 |
First problem, no facial expressions and then of course there’s clothing |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3370 |
Are you any relation to Stickman in finance? |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
3371 |
Ralph, I think you have taken your stick-to-it attitude too far. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3372 |
I’ll need to see some ID. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3373 |
Tell me about the time when you had to cross the line. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3374 |
You may want to flesh out your CV." |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3375 |
It shows here that you're a "stickler" for details. That's good. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3376 |
If you are hired, you will also have access to our employee cafeteria. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3377 |
Sorry, but we can't get royalties for the use of your image in drawings by children |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3378 |
Your test results are in. You died two weeks ago. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
3379 |
… though actually, we could always use a good coat hanger… |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3380 |
It looks like I'm going to have to fill you in on the details. |
1.1688 |
0.05669 |
77 |
68 |
5 |
4 |
3381 |
Your resume looks a little thin. Can you elaborate on your past work experience? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3382 |
What are you here to see the doctor for today?” “I am just not feeling myself. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3383 |
My pronouns are (stick / lines) |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3384 |
We need someone to pose for various signs around the city. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3385 |
And it says here you've been modeling since the dawn of man? |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3386 |
Actually we were looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3387 |
So, that's your story, and you are sticking to it?" |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3388 |
I see that you've put all of your self in your resume. |
1.1687 |
0.04135 |
83 |
69 |
14 |
0 |
3389 |
Some of my best friends are persons of stick. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3390 |
If you stick around here long enough you can become a complete person |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3391 |
I don’t care who drew you, racist is racist. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3392 |
It's just that this job feels so contingent and ephemeral. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3393 |
How do you function in the mud |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
3394 |
We'd love to hire you, but you need to flesh out your resume. |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
3395 |
Explain what you mean by "Literally Figurative? |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3396 |
Your resume looks a little thin. |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
89 |
74 |
15 |
0 |
3397 |
Your proposal looks good, but you seem a little sketchy... |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3398 |
Would you describe yourself as a people person? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3399 |
YOU A_E FI_ED! |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
3400 |
I'm sorry, but I just don't find you to be a believable character. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3401 |
Your character could use some depth |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3402 |
I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3403 |
I've tried everything but nothing seems to stick. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
3404 |
Any other strengths besides pick up sticks and hang man? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3405 |
I can assure you that I am more than an empty suit. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3406 |
I am just a shell of myself |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
89 |
74 |
15 |
0 |
3407 |
Your resume needs more meat on the bone. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3408 |
Sorry. You must have slipped through a crack in the system. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3409 |
I see you're A. Show me your I. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3410 |
You said you'd give me a chance if I lost some weight |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
3411 |
It's just as well this is a practice interview, because you're really quite hard to 'read' |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
3412 |
Yes. You can work remotely full time. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
3413 |
If we offer this job to you, will you be able to stick with it? |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
3414 |
Sorry but my CV is a little thin. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
3415 |
I’m sorry to say the search committee found your CV a little thin. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
3416 |
Tell me more about your shtick. |
1.1684 |
0.03860 |
95 |
79 |
16 |
0 |
3417 |
Have you ever considered a job other than hangman? |
1.1684 |
0.03860 |
95 |
79 |
16 |
0 |
3418 |
Your resume is certainly crisp. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
3419 |
Words says you and stones broke his bones |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
3420 |
You're a difficult candidate to read. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
3421 |
What would you do if you found yourself in the mud? |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
3422 |
She'll be right with you; she had to sharpen her hands and feet. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
3423 |
No shoes, no shirt, no service. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
3424 |
Uh,Uh,Oh an Ozempic Overdose! |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
3425 |
'I'm sorry, but you've been replaced by Hang They/Them.' |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
3426 |
Are you ready to bring your 100 percent? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
3427 |
Why are you asking me where the men's room is? |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
3428 |
… somewhat old-fashioned, but clearly a saint. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
3429 |
Before I can hire you, we're going to have to flesh out some of your personal information. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
3430 |
I guarantee you will be three dimensional after our sessions! |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3431 |
Yes, I do find it hard to show my emotions. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3432 |
I'm sorry, but you're too sketchy. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3433 |
I like your simplistic style. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3434 |
Think of me as a motivational figure for proper spelling and hanging people. |
1.1667 |
0.05600 |
78 |
69 |
5 |
4 |
3435 |
To succeed in this job, you need to know how to drive a stick. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
3436 |
I'm comfortable with line work... |
1.1667 |
0.05600 |
78 |
69 |
5 |
4 |
3437 |
Unfortunately, your resume is rather sketchy too. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3438 |
We were looking for job, not candidate, transparency |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3439 |
So, what makes you think you're yellow-sign worthy?" |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3440 |
You look so drawn, I can’t see you as a motivational speaker. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3441 |
Ozempic or Wegovy?
Jerry Zaro
Palm Beach, FL |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
3442 |
Now, tell me a little more about yourself. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3443 |
Can you flesh out that answer a little more? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3444 |
I see you won’t be needing a lunch break |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
3445 |
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3446 |
What is your secret for keeping your weight down? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3447 |
From your resume, I can see you’re a man of substance. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3448 |
How would you see yourself in 5 years? |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
3449 |
It’s a decent résumé but nothing sticks out. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
3450 |
Tell me why your last position wasn't fulfilling. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3451 |
Let's get deeper than just the outline, shall we ? |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
3452 |
Your resume is a little sparse; we'll have to flesh it out a bit. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3453 |
And it says here that you are interested in expanding your modeling career beyond road safety signs? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3454 |
I'm hiring you to stick it to them. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
3455 |
Let’s face it. You’re not up to the job. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3456 |
For my part, I'm willing to move on from that day I found you hanging from a gallows that you so blithely refer to as 'innocent wordplay.' |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
3457 |
Just "stick" with the facts |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3458 |
At some point you'll have to show your face to the boss. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3459 |
...and what is your pronoun preference? |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
3460 |
Your resume looks good, but I think you need to flesh it out a little. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3461 |
We're sorry, but your lack of dimension is something we cannot overlook." |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3462 |
The weigh loss is working |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3463 |
Your resume is not exactly fleshed out... |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3464 |
In what sense does your medication make you feel 'wired'? |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3465 |
He can't see you now. In fact, I can't see you either. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3466 |
My best attribute? Stick-to-itiveness |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3467 |
So where do you see yourself in 10 panels? |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
3468 |
While you work here at Acme Sign Company has been exemplary, we are going to have to ask you to conform to our dress code while in the office. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3469 |
‘Yes, I’m still fleshing out my career..’’ |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
3470 |
Look Johnson, casual Friday does not mean clothing optional. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
3471 |
Well, Mr Hangman, we in HR take these accusations very seriously. For our records, can you tell me the exact words your coworkers used in their threats to dismember you?” |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
3472 |
My problem doctor is I was the secret word |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
3473 |
I need to be transparent with you... |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3474 |
Your resume is a little sketchy. I'd like you to flesh it out a bit... |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
3475 |
Your resumé seems a trifle sparse. |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
3476 |
Look Stan this won’t qualify as “being present in the office 3 days a week”. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
3477 |
Your outline-style resume seems authentic. But I wonder if you could flesh it out, for me? |
1.1667 |
0.03950 |
90 |
75 |
15 |
0 |
3478 |
Tell me more about your reasons for leaving XKCD. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3479 |
Let's stick to the facts |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
3480 |
You've got a real fine frame, so honey all I need now's your name. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3481 |
So you’re looking to be a model in our pre-school program. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
3482 |
I just feel like no one sees me for who I truly am. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3483 |
Your health spending account will no longer cover Ozempic. |
1.1667 |
0.05058 |
96 |
85 |
6 |
5 |
3484 |
I’m flattered that you feel that way, but interoffice romance is where I draw the line. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3485 |
We apologize. Our composite drawing intern is new. You’re free to go. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3486 |
You spend so much time at those Weight Watchers meetings that I hardly see you anymore. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3487 |
I’m running on the
Cognition Only platform. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3488 |
Come back when you have some meat on the bone. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3489 |
I see that you're looking for a flat rate. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3490 |
Oh Doctor, I feel so empty inside |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3491 |
In my last role I was in line management |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
3492 |
Perhaps you could flesh out your experience for me a bit. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3493 |
You seem lighter since I last saw you. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3494 |
No, sir, you did not have the placebo in the Ozempic trial |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3495 |
I'm tired of people seeing me as one-dimensional. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3496 |
It's so hot, I feel sticky all the time |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
3497 |
I’m not a warm body. I’m flexible and dynamic. |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
3498 |
Could you fill in your background for me please? |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3499 |
I know I am different but I am well qualified and can do the job. But I do not want the Supreme Court breathing down my neck and excluding me from working with real humans. |
1.1652 |
0.04610 |
115 |
102 |
7 |
6 |
3500 |
We're always looking for good people that are real sticklers for details. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
3501 |
Tell me a little about your family tree. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
3502 |
It doesn't matter what they called you in your last job Mr. Templar, no one here is going to call you that. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
3503 |
This position is not as simple as you might think. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
3504 |
And where do you see yourself 10 years from now? |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
3505 |
Fortunately for you, it’s not a high profile position. |
1.1650 |
0.04799 |
103 |
91 |
7 |
5 |
3506 |
When you say you can't be your full self in this company...? |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3507 |
No, you actually don't need to draw a stick figure for me. |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
3508 |
I know this is an entry-level position, but I'm afraid your resume is still a little thin, |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
3509 |
Why you, why now? |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
3510 |
Let’s reframe this in a more positive way: You’d be missing a limb or two if you had guessed the word, so maybe this is for the best. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3511 |
I can’t hear you. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
3512 |
When did you lose your halo? |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
3513 |
Miss White, I’m afraid you’ve overdosed on your Ozempic. |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
3514 |
Do you have references? |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3515 |
I had an exciting and fulfilling job, then Wordle came around… |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3516 |
I need you to bring your whole self to work. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3517 |
Where do you see yourself five years from now? |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3518 |
I'm sorry, but we just feel you lacked substance. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3519 |
I can see why you selected "prefer not to answer" on the ethnicity and gender questions. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3520 |
I'm the Thin Man from tv in the 1950's. Remember me? |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3521 |
I feel like I lost the meaning of L_FE. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3522 |
You must be little Johnny’s father!
He is great a blocks building and drawing. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3523 |
I'm a little sketchy on the details... |
1.1648 |
0.03911 |
91 |
76 |
15 |
0 |
3524 |
The empty shell of writers, thanks Generative AI! |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3525 |
Frankly, I think your story is a bit sketchy. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3526 |
Salary? I'm looking at stick figures. |
1.1648 |
0.05006 |
91 |
80 |
7 |
4 |
3527 |
Let me fill in the blanks for you. |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
3528 |
There is more to fill out than just paperwork |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
3529 |
Soooo,I see our new diet plan is REALLY working for you! |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3530 |
I guess I overdid it on the Wegovy. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3531 |
Your resume is indeed impressive. For the interview portion, be advised we are going to require you to flesh out your answers. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3532 |
You didn't embellish your resume and we found that refreshing. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3533 |
It would be a hollow victory if you were hired. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3534 |
The carrot doesn't seem to work around here, so we figured we'd try the stick. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3535 |
You clearly have the basic qualifications but I don't see much
depth. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3536 |
Don’t start with me, I can see right through you. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3537 |
You say your finest quality is your stick-to-itiveness. Are there
any others you'd like to mention? |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3538 |
Please flesh out your resume. It’s rather sketchy on paper. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3539 |
I like your style, kid! |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3540 |
Haven’t we met before? |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3541 |
I know you don’t want to do nudity, but this walk/don’t walk jon pays good money |
1.1647 |
0.05252 |
85 |
75 |
6 |
4 |
3542 |
We need to talk. I feel like I’m really being spread thin working here. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3543 |
I do find your profile fascinating |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3544 |
You know it’s 2023 so it’s time to stop being completely transparent |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3545 |
The report was fine. It just needs a little fleshing out. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3546 |
Working here, I think you'll appreciate the transparency of our policies and practices |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3547 |
I am sorry but some weight-loss drugs do have side effects. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3548 |
No, I am not anorexic. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3549 |
‘If you hire me, I promise to stick around.’ |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3550 |
My biggest weakness is going ballistic whenever I hear, "The clothes make the man". |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3551 |
It’s refreshing to see how open- minded you are! |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3552 |
What do you say, we tell the untold story of a Stick Man? |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3553 |
You seem like a great candidate but we need to flesh out your CV a bit more. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3554 |
We are hoping to flesh out your resume a little bit. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3555 |
I’m glad you’re willing to flesh things out. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3556 |
You might need to flesh out your experience a bit more. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3557 |
I'm sorry to let you go, but you know how AI is replacing No Collar workers. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3558 |
This isn’t exactly what our hiring team had in mind when we asked for a wireframe expert. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3559 |
I admire your stick-to-it nature” |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3560 |
I’m sorry, you just don’t have the right framework for this position… |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3561 |
On the contrary: We’d like you to stick around. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3562 |
Can you fill in our outline? |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3563 |
30 years of cafeteria food, may I suggest some improvements? |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3564 |
It seems your job performance has been drawn out recently. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3565 |
I JUST HAVE THIS EMPTY FEELING |
1.1646 |
0.05532 |
79 |
70 |
5 |
4 |
3566 |
So do you have like a stick penis or something? What's the situation like down there? |
1.1646 |
0.05532 |
79 |
70 |
5 |
4 |
3567 |
You don’t seem like your former self……. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
3568 |
Sorry, but HR draws the line at using "it" as a pronoun. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3569 |
The team alleges you just take up space. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3570 |
I think the writing workshop could really help with your characterization issues. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3571 |
The good news is I will never have to take a bathroom break!! |
1.1646 |
0.05532 |
79 |
70 |
5 |
4 |
3572 |
I'm much better with names than I am with faces. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3573 |
She said that I didn’t have any depth, and I’ve been thinking about it ever since. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
3574 |
To be perfectly transparent, I gave everything I had to this job, and it sucked the life right out of me. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3575 |
Please flesh out the reasons why we should consider hiring you. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3576 |
Do you ever feel half drawn? |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3577 |
HR feels you’ve crossed a line. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3578 |
I'm having a hard time hearing you without speech bubbles. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
3579 |
You know about the dress code, right? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3580 |
Of course,I understand you want to be a vegetarian. But first we have to put some meat on them bones. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
3581 |
So, what sets you apart from other applicants? |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
3582 |
Well frankly Stickman, despite your head over heart intentions, the board feels you've crossed the line this time. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
3583 |
I see you have tried to flesh out your resume with substantial education and experience. The bulk of it is impressive,but your personal statement lacks dimension. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
3584 |
a blank canvass |
1.1633 |
0.03753 |
98 |
82 |
16 |
0 |
3585 |
You should eat more pasta! |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
3586 |
I realize with my background, my chances of being hired are slim. |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
3587 |
Didn't I warn you about taking too much Ozempic? |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
3588 |
Your resume is a bit sketchy. Can you fill in a bit? |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3589 |
Sadly, your sales figures are just too flat. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3590 |
I was looking for a more well-rounded imaginary friend. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3591 |
Don't you have anything to say for your performance? |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3592 |
A warm personality would be useful for this job. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3593 |
I'm sorry, but you seem a little thin on experience. |
1.1633 |
0.03753 |
98 |
82 |
16 |
0 |
3594 |
I’m sorry, but we need more than “supporting family on road trips” to consider your application. |
1.1633 |
0.04960 |
98 |
87 |
6 |
5 |
3595 |
Maybe we can start with an outline of who you are |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
3596 |
I know transitioning from work-from-home is challanging, but you need to bring your whole self to the office |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3597 |
What do you want? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3598 |
I am sorry, all the positions in the Pictionary depart are taken!! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3599 |
Could you flesh out your qualifications for the position? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3600 |
Templar, Simon Templar. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3601 |
I need you to explain this DWI charge on your record. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3602 |
How much longer must I wait? I can’t stick around forever. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
3603 |
I am very succinct. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
3604 |
I'm sorry but your qualifications are simply too thin. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3605 |
How do you like this Augmented Reality avatar?
It's called Stick Figure to resemble a cartoon from The New Yorker. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3606 |
So as far as the hours for the position, can I assume you won't be needing the full hour for lunch? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3607 |
Minimal baggage is a plus. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
3608 |
Now, tell me about this new weight loss program you're promoting. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3609 |
Tell me some details about yourself. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3610 |
I’m sorry sir, there just aren’t a lot of opportunities for a hangman in the current job market. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3611 |
The diet worked,but I can't find a thing to wear. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3612 |
I think the issue is that you’re seeing things two-dimensionally |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
3613 |
And how long were you a matchbook salesman? |
1.1628 |
0.05194 |
86 |
76 |
6 |
4 |
3614 |
Are you sure you’re PROFICIENT in Photoshop? |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3615 |
We're going to need to flesh out your resume . |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3616 |
It’s been great working here, but please accept my resignation. I’ve been hanged. Or is it hung? |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3617 |
Personally, I think depth is overrated |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3618 |
I can see you are sticking to the figures, but I am drawing a blank! |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3619 |
I feel empty |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3620 |
You may fit into our lean organization management. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
3621 |
Your bmi is a little lower than normal. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
3622 |
Yes, of course … we’re all impressed by your … ummmm … sticktoittiveness |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3623 |
Stick-person,”I am unencumbered by pronouns.” |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3624 |
I'm so sorry. You're a day late. We filled the hangman job yesterday |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3625 |
So,what makes you think you’re too thin? |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3626 |
I used all my flesh for my resume. |
1.1628 |
0.04004 |
86 |
72 |
14 |
0 |
3627 |
You’ve outlined your qualifications, now I’d like to flesh out your resume. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3628 |
You sure stick to your figures. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3629 |
And how long have you fasted? |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3630 |
Well I survived ‘Hangman’ for starters |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3631 |
That weight-loss drug has really been effective, doctor, but I feel like it's gone a little too far. |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3632 |
I'm afraid I have to write you up for violating our dress code |
1.1625 |
0.05467 |
80 |
71 |
5 |
4 |
3633 |
You should expand upon your minimalist vision. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3634 |
I can see why your resume is a little sketchy |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3635 |
Actually, right now I’m feeling a bit unfulfilled. |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3636 |
It says here that you like to Stick it to the Man |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3637 |
Listen, I’m not sure I can spin this. I think your fans are going to know you’ve had some work done. |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3638 |
So, why do you want to be a hangman? |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3639 |
Can I assume you don’t have
TSA pre check? |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3640 |
I notice you didn't fill out your application. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3641 |
We're searching for a skeleton crew to pilot this ship. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3642 |
Please, stick it to me. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3643 |
Can I work remotely? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3644 |
I am sorry but we're looking for someone with depth in the field |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3645 |
I'm here to work on my personal development. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3646 |
I would say my best quality is my sticktoitiveness. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
3647 |
I was wondering if you could flesh out some of the details on your resume. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3648 |
Let's begin by fleshing out your background. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3649 |
Let's flesh out a few details, shall we. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3650 |
I don't think I have a distinctive character |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3651 |
I'm sorry, but the detective agency we represent will not hire you without your halo. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
3652 |
Can you tell me why you think you’re qualified for our ‘Empty Suit’ job opening? |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
3653 |
Would you object to five-minute lunch breaks? |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
3654 |
AND NOW YOU'RE STICKING ME WITH IT |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
3655 |
You're gonna love our office parties. We love to play Hangman! |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3656 |
We’re looking for well-rounded individuals for this role. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
3657 |
We’ll put you in the IT group — fix their stuff and nobody will care if you a stick man. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
3658 |
Thanks for the proposition, but I don’t date stick men. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
3659 |
We need more information to flesh out your candidacy. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
3660 |
It's not meant as an insult, Stick-to-it-iv-ness is a virtue |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
3661 |
“An- w-en -ould yo-s-art -he po-ition, -r. H-ngm-n?” |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
3662 |
You claim to stick to basics. |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
3663 |
I'm what you'd call a prototypical employee |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3664 |
Recent sales declines have forced us to cut staff to less than a skeleton crew. |
1.1613 |
0.06168 |
62 |
55 |
4 |
3 |
3665 |
La,La,La you can't see me |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
3666 |
Rest assured, I will toe the line. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3667 |
We certainly admire your stick-to-it·ive·ness |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
3668 |
And in high school, I was the captain of the pole vaulting team. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3669 |
We are looking for someone we can mold to our way of operating. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3670 |
It says here on your resume that you use only pronouns? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3671 |
We're looking for someone a bit more one-dimensional. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3672 |
Let's see if we can't flesh out your resume' a little. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3673 |
Your 'woody member' is making the staff uncomfortable. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3674 |
Did you actually ask about our stick leave policy? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3675 |
Tell me about your lineage. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3676 |
Do you need me to fill in the details for you? |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3677 |
I understand that you have been working from home, but you have to wear pants in the office. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3678 |
Business casual does not encompass nakedness! |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
3679 |
Sorry but you seem a little sketchy to me. |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3680 |
I'm here to Stick It To The Man !! |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3681 |
Yes, we are an equal opportunity employer; it's just that your resume is a bit, uh, you know... |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3682 |
I am sorry, but hiring you would make it harder for us to reach this month’s Diversity Quota. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3683 |
And you will stick with that project until it is finished! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3684 |
I understand. It's been a big adjustment to be on planet earth from your home planet |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3685 |
The customer service position here requires impatience, disinterest, and zero awareness or knowledge of inventory. I think you’ll really enjoy it here!. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3686 |
I’d advise you to take the plea deal, they’ll hang you if you go to trial. |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3687 |
Not what I had in mind when I requested skeleton staffing |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3688 |
No pretending,I can see right through you! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3689 |
Thanks for stopping by, let me fill you in... |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3690 |
It runs in the family.
We all look like this. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3691 |
…thanks for coming in to interview for the chef job but your resume seems a bit thin |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3692 |
We need to dial back your ozempic. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3693 |
I know, doctor, but I’m not getting dimension implants to look more attractive to men. I’m getting them to feel more confident in myself! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3694 |
I thought moving to a new city would give me the chance to redraw myself. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3695 |
You've listed 'Clippy' as one of your references, but we can't seem to locate him. |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
3696 |
We need to flesh out some details. |
1.1607 |
0.03710 |
112 |
95 |
16 |
1 |
3697 |
You said, I had suggested you to be lean and mean? |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
3698 |
We could have used you back when we had diversity goals. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
3699 |
My life just feels so linear right now. |
1.1607 |
0.03710 |
112 |
95 |
16 |
1 |
3700 |
Now, help me fill in the gaps in your resume. |
1.1607 |
0.03486 |
112 |
94 |
18 |
0 |
3701 |
I've not has many straight roles, but I have appeared in plenty of sketches. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3702 |
I'll need you to flesh out the details. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3703 |
You stated your gender pronouns are who/where/why... |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3704 |
I have your resumé but can you fill me in between the lines? |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3705 |
...and you say that with your partner, Mr. Stones, our company can avoid competion? |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3706 |
I'm sticking to the process, but I don't think I'm getting better. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3707 |
I’m hoping your resume will help put a little more meat on those bones. |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
3708 |
Your background looks kind of sketchy. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3709 |
So, how did you lose your halo? |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3710 |
You have to start wearing clothes to work |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
3711 |
I don’t know how to say this so I’m just going to say it: your work lacks depth, Milo. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3712 |
I’m sorry, but we’re looking for a candidate with a little more substance. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3713 |
One of my strengths is I can easily wear suits off the rack |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
3714 |
I think we’ve come along way since you first started therapy. Now that we’ve broken it down to the bare essentials, let’s begin again. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
3715 |
So you self-identify as a stick figure?" |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
3716 |
Sure, I don't mind being on call. I can hang around until I'm needed. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3717 |
So, you think growing older makes you feel less visible? |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
3718 |
Your resume is somewhat sketchy. |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3719 |
Well I certainly admire your stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3720 |
You need to eat more. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
3721 |
People seem to see right through my resume. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3722 |
To be honest, we're looking for someone with a halo." |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
3723 |
You're saying a group of children were trying to hang you as part of a game? |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3724 |
To be honest your resume is a bit thin Mr. Jackson |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
3725 |
I won the National Kindergarten Mona Lisa drawing competition.” |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3726 |
You know I won’t doodle at work. |
1.1600 |
0.05708 |
75 |
67 |
4 |
4 |
3727 |
Since this position is for our weight loss business, you will need to put a little meat on those bones. |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3728 |
My inner artist is on the shy side. |
1.1600 |
0.05708 |
75 |
67 |
4 |
4 |
3729 |
Yes we know your father worked for us, but we at Crosswalk Sign Manufacturing Inc are stoutly opposed to nepotism |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3730 |
so you mean you feel flat, two dimensional and afraid IA technology might make you obsolete |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3731 |
Now that we've gone over your resume, tell me a little bit about yourself. Like, anything. |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
3732 |
I’m sorry, we’re looking for a heavy weight to fill the position. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
3733 |
You say your greatest attribute is your 'stick-to-it-iveness'...." |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
3734 |
I've got myself into a sticky situation. |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
3735 |
I thought your resume seemed a little thin, but now that I see you ... |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
3736 |
We are here today to talk about the line you crossed. |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
3737 |
We usually only hire empty suits. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
3738 |
I’m flexible and open to any position. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
3739 |
We like your memoir "Hangman," but we feel the ending is a trifle grim." |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
3740 |
No shirt, no shoes, no dress code. |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
3741 |
Do you play reggae or are you just a stick figure? |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
3742 |
So, you were making stick figures at your last job, why leave? |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
3743 |
I guess my biggest asset is that I stick to my guns! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
3744 |
I think you're suffering from beingdrawnbyathreeyearolditis. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
3745 |
I’m a barebones type of guy. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
3746 |
I think you need to flesh things out a bit |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
3747 |
Well, Mr. Slim & Trim, I'm not sure what you can don. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3748 |
So you’re feeling a bit “incomplete”? |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
3749 |
Suppose I pencil you in for the same time next week? |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
3750 |
In full transparency sir, it’s a bit of a sticky situation. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3751 |
Your resume is thin too. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3752 |
You say you feel sketchy. How so? |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3753 |
I barely made it out alive -- the kids just wouldn't stop guessing letters! |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3754 |
When I said "We need to stick to the topic at hand", that wasn't a slight directed at you. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3755 |
Come on, doc, you're running out of guesses – a_x_ _ty |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3756 |
So, your colleagues tell me Nobody does it better. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3757 |
You could at least wear pants. |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
3758 |
Is that the truth? Are you aware I can see straight through you? |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3759 |
This is good, we're back to basics. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3760 |
For your employee onboarding, we can skip the photo ID. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3761 |
I'm a lot more than what it looks like on paper. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3762 |
Tell me, what was the word that won you your freedom, Mr. Hangman? |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3763 |
No, you don’t need to hang on Casual Fridays |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3764 |
Fair question, let me fill you in… |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3765 |
I don't think I'm living my full life |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3766 |
I’ll need you to fill in some details. |
1.1589 |
0.04629 |
107 |
95 |
7 |
5 |
3767 |
I realized you guys didn’t have a benchwarmer so… |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
3768 |
I'm a reflection of my work. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3769 |
Can you be my eyes? |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3770 |
What are your qualifications to set up a bare-bones operation here? |
1.1585 |
0.05340 |
82 |
73 |
5 |
4 |
3771 |
I mean, how often does one get to meet their maker? |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3772 |
I’m sorry, we can’t transfer you to another game. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3773 |
I’m sorry you’re unhappy with your child’s art instruction. |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
3774 |
We're looking for a heartless S.O.B. to lead the next round of layoffs. Think you've got it in you?? |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3775 |
Well, Jim, your answers have led me to the conclusion that we are just a simulation inside some computer and that none of this is real... |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3776 |
You have an “ass-tick”?
That figures. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3777 |
I think you’ll be a great model |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
3778 |
We have a position open for a line worker. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3779 |
Sorry for not recognizing you. I have prosopagnosia. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3780 |
I’m hoping that this new endeavor will bring dimension to my life |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3781 |
I’m sorry, but we’re looking for a more experienced graphic designer. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
3782 |
What I think Diana meant by her sticker of your family getting attacked by the Galactic Empire on the rear window of her SUV was more of, you know, broad commentary on society and popular culture than it was a direct threat to you, personally, but I understand your perspective. |
1.1585 |
0.05340 |
82 |
73 |
5 |
4 |
3783 |
The ad said you offered a sticks figure salary. |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
3784 |
You generated the most discussion of any candidate, but the final consensus is we at Jenny Craig feel you're too maximal in appearance to represent our brand. There's thin and then there's thin. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
3785 |
Sorry… (pant)… I was in a rush |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
3786 |
Sorry, but we have to make further cutbacks. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
3787 |
I am afraid you’ll have to check back when you are fully rendered. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
3788 |
Can you please explain the gaps in your resume? |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
3789 |
On the bright side, you’ll never suffer from the impostor syndrome. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
3790 |
No, you may not vest early. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
3791 |
No problem. We have a lot of sketchy clients. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3792 |
It’s a good start, but your proposal needs some fleshing out. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3793 |
Hmmm... I said bare bones, didn't I? |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3794 |
I pride myself in my transparency |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3795 |
Talking about your hangups might be better than role-playing. |
1.1579 |
0.05316 |
76 |
67 |
6 |
3 |
3796 |
Let's try to flesh out your presentation. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
3797 |
You are the first male I’ve counseled for penis envy |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3798 |
I see you're undefeated at Hangman. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
3799 |
Sorry, we're looking for a well-rounded person. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
3800 |
Do you have stick-to-it-of-nis? |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3801 |
Mr. Sticks, I'm afraid that artificial intelligence will not help your blank stare situation |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
3802 |
First, there's a form you have to fill out. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
3803 |
You don't look like yourself today. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3804 |
Sorry, I'm physically here but mentally quit.
Cecilia Cheng, Sydney, Australia |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
3805 |
Indeed, we are glad that you’re such a
stick-ler for minimalism. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
3806 |
I'm sorry sir, though we find your credentials par excellence, our company is hard-line against non conformity. |
1.1579 |
0.05939 |
76 |
69 |
2 |
5 |
3807 |
You’re leaving me hangin’ |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
3808 |
I’m sorry but there’s no way to collect royalties from every child drawing of your likeness. Warning labels and traffic signals… hmm… we might have something there! |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3809 |
My best quality? I guess it’s that I’ve been in a ton of sticky situations and always figure a way out. Yep. |
1.1579 |
0.05316 |
76 |
67 |
6 |
3 |
3810 |
The way corporate people see people |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3811 |
And how do you think the cartoonist could manage deadlines better in the future? |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3812 |
. "Gary, you seem to have a blank look on your face." |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
3813 |
This is a really comfortable chair |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3814 |
And do you have any experience doing wire transfers? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
3815 |
I swear I saw you on my commute this morning. Nice family. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
3816 |
I understand the diagnosis, but in my defense I don’t have any organs |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
3817 |
The company doesn’t have a casual Friday. |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
3818 |
We need to flesh out a few more details about you before we make an offer, Mr. Stick. |
1.1573 |
0.03881 |
89 |
75 |
14 |
0 |
3819 |
I’m going to give you the straight skinny… |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3820 |
So, Brad, HR tells me you’ve been feeling worked to the stick lately. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
3821 |
I can only imagine you’re a stick to it kind of, uh, guy is it? |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
3822 |
What feels like imposter’s syndrome isn’t always a syndrome. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
3823 |
We're looking for someone to take a firm line with the staff. Somewhere along the line, if you can bring the department into line to reach our bottom line everything should fall into line, leaving you next in line..... |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
3824 |
The grand jury didn’t indict you since your role wasn’t fleshed out. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3825 |
What makes you stand out from other candidates? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3826 |
But crash dummies are supposed to be in accidents... |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
3827 |
Is anything troubling you other than anorexia? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3828 |
No… that is not your child. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3829 |
Your outline looks good. Now, can we talk about the details? |
1.1573 |
0.03881 |
89 |
75 |
14 |
0 |
3830 |
Your remarks are really out of line. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3831 |
Looks like you have solid foundation |
1.1573 |
0.03881 |
89 |
75 |
14 |
0 |
3832 |
I just feel I can see right through you |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3833 |
I know, I know I should stick up for myself more |
1.1571 |
0.05623 |
70 |
62 |
5 |
3 |
3834 |
So, Mr. Templar, I almost didn't recognize you... |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3835 |
Is this a Wright Chair? |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
3836 |
Your resume looks a bit thin. |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
3837 |
Your Wi-Fi seems to be slow..... I am still loading. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
3838 |
Get your cat off my desk. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3839 |
I don't see you being happy at a desk job. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3840 |
HR has received several complaints about your lack of clothes, and why they have to wear them. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3841 |
I can't pay you much, the divorce really cut me to the bone. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3842 |
Perhaps starting with an outline was not the best idea |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3843 |
You can't show up to work in your Zoom outfit anymore. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3844 |
What kind of modeling have you done? |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3845 |
Listen Doc, I just want to become whole again |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3846 |
I have great sticktuitiveness. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3847 |
You don't seem to be a good fit to head up our anorexia treatment program. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3848 |
You will go far, son. You've got real stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3849 |
you looking nothing like your facebook picture. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3850 |
So, why do you think this is a hostile workplace, you skinny bastard? |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3851 |
Remind me again-- what are your pronouns? |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3852 |
Great idea -- can you flesh it out? |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3853 |
Now all we need to hire you is the missing letter in your name. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3854 |
We're looking for someone with depth. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3855 |
Doc, I’m just stuck.” “Well, you are a stick man. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3856 |
Clients say you're too one-dimensional. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
3857 |
Your resume looks good but you need to have more substance. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
3858 |
Well, I hate to see you leave. I thought sure you would stick it out! |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
3859 |
So you are saying that this job is not fulfilling? |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
3860 |
I'm sorry, but this modeling agency has advanced with the times and you represent an unrealistic standard. |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
3861 |
I see some gaps in your résumé, would you mind sketching in a few more details for me? |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
3862 |
I hear you say that you don't feel seen or heard. |
1.1562 |
0.04759 |
96 |
85 |
7 |
4 |
3863 |
‘’I think it’s time to go off the Ozempic.” |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
3864 |
Let's delve deeper into your hangman phobia. |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
3865 |
I'm so sorry. We only hire people with heart. |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
3866 |
What's your preferred pronoun |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3867 |
Would you flesh in the details please? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3868 |
Thank you for penciling me in. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3869 |
Well... your resume needs to be fleshed out quite a bit more. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3870 |
Just stick to the facts, please. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3871 |
Well Sybil, as you know, I am a bit of a raconteur. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3872 |
Why pay for Vision or Dental when you surely won’t use it? |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3873 |
Problem? "No,
there is nothing in my background. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3874 |
Do you have any experience riding on the back of a van? |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3875 |
How’s your diet going? |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
3876 |
But what have you done since The Saint intro? |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3877 |
I’m sorry but we don’t have any openings for linesmen |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3878 |
I’m a stickler regarding deadlines. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3879 |
Can you help me with the pronunciation of your name, Mr. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3880 |
Please don’t, I need this job, I promise I’ll wear something more appropriate tomorrow…” |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3881 |
Thank you Mr. Stickman for applying for this position, but your previous work history in warning signs are, for us, a warning sign. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3882 |
They've taken all I have |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3883 |
Unfortunately your profile is a bit thin for this position |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3884 |
It’s like I never felt complete |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3885 |
I get the sense you are experiencing an identity crisis. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
3886 |
This shoulod have been an email. " |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3887 |
I want a job I can get my teeth into. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
3888 |
I'm sorry, I left my face at home. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
3889 |
So you are an AI applicant? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3890 |
Your resume seems sketchy. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3891 |
…and I'm willing to work through lunch. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3892 |
Yes we do make glue, Mr Stick, but, um, I’m not sure where to begin. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
3893 |
Our party believes that you would be the perfect Vice Presidential candidate. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3894 |
When did you first notice your lack of appetite? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3895 |
I'm sorry, your background looks sketchy. |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
3896 |
So,do you think you will be able to stick with this job long term? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3897 |
Sorry, but we're looking for someone with more experience. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3898 |
Yes Ms. Wintour the model is here. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3899 |
I’m sorry, your work is rudimentary. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3900 |
So, how's the shadow work going? |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
3901 |
You’ll be hard to beat in tonight’s poker game. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3902 |
To say I’m worn to the bone is just the beginning of it , doc |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3903 |
We don't need a spell checker, stick with figures. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
3904 |
Just give me the outline of your cv. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
3905 |
Drew, I know you hate your job but I’ve got work to do. You can’t come here every day and just hang, man. |
1.1553 |
0.04525 |
103 |
91 |
8 |
4 |
3906 |
Yeah, you definitely don’t need the optional vision insurance. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3907 |
Modern day duels |
1.1549 |
0.05548 |
71 |
63 |
5 |
3 |
3908 |
I prefer a minimalistic approach |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3909 |
ladder |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3910 |
I see that the new diet is working quite well for you. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3911 |
Hangman sitting is a nice twist! |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3912 |
Your resume says you are simple, strong, and transparent. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3913 |
I’m talking “Bare Bones” Living
at this point |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3914 |
it doesn't matter how much weight you lost,all diets must be tested for safety... |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
3915 |
You’ll have to stick it out! |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3916 |
I’m going to take you off the Ozempic until you develop diabetes |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
3917 |
I used to work as a hangman, but it was a letdown |
1.1548 |
0.05219 |
84 |
75 |
5 |
4 |
3918 |
Whats with the blank look? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3919 |
You’re thinking too one dimensionally |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
3920 |
Let’s have you fill out your résumé first |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3921 |
I'm sorry, but the Figure Study class is ready to move on to models with muscle and skin. But we might have something for you with our Competitive Hangman Team. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3922 |
Now what was it that first attracted you to being a kindergarten teacher Mr. Fishbein? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3923 |
Let’s face it, Mr. Templar: Without the halo you just ain’t no Saint |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
3924 |
So, you want to be a figure drawing class model? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3925 |
None of the forms you submitted were filled out. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3926 |
Your work history seems a little sketchy. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3927 |
You seem a bit withdrawn today. |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3928 |
Thank you for your application but we are looking for someone with a little more depth. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3929 |
I keep waiting for you to show you belong, but the more I look the less I see. |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3930 |
I see from your résumé you have a lot of experience with intermittent fasting. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3931 |
I'm a stickler for details. |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3932 |
I’ve been feeling really two dimensional lately |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3933 |
My first impression is that you are very two dimensional. What can you bring to this job, to make me think otherwise? |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
3934 |
You're posture is great, but... |
1.1546 |
0.03690 |
97 |
82 |
15 |
0 |
3935 |
What are your strengths aside from walking in traffic? |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
3936 |
It's a good first draft,but we'd like you to flesh out the characters a bit more. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
3937 |
Is this a stick up? |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
3938 |
Thanks for coming in, but for a job interview an appearance is not enough. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
3939 |
Your resume is excellent and we don’t mind that you are not wearing clothes but we can’t accept the manspreading. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
3940 |
Im sorry, I just feel like this position requires more substance. |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
3941 |
I think I deserve at least a bare bones description of the job. |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
3942 |
Your transparency is admirable,
we can work with you to
fill in some blanks in your resumé. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
3943 |
I think we'll have to flesh out your résumé just a bit. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
3944 |
Your resumé’s a little light. No offense, but I think you need to put some meat on those bones. |
1.1538 |
0.05498 |
78 |
70 |
4 |
4 |
3945 |
Any other credentials besides hangman, bathroom doors, and poorly animated comic figures? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
3946 |
Without all three dimensions, your employment options are paper thin. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
3947 |
Well, I'm best known for my work in the opening credits for that Roger Moore TV series. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3948 |
And what exactly was your position at Hangman? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3949 |
Seventeen years at XKCD, that's impressive. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3950 |
Mr. Stickman I'm sorry but your resume is very thin. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3951 |
I realize this is a sticky situation, but gender fluidity is important to this company. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3952 |
I am not the one who needs to be filed in. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3953 |
Actually, we are looking for a straw man. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3954 |
So how's the intermittent fasting going? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3955 |
I have extensive experience as an Art 101 model. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3956 |
I'm sorry, there's no U in this company. |
1.1538 |
0.03803 |
91 |
77 |
14 |
0 |
3957 |
°!Mr. Beanston, going forward, you might want to start eating food." |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3958 |
We’re looking for someone who’s a bit more multidimensional. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3959 |
Most of our employees are faceless so you'll fit right in. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3960 |
My biggest weakness? Some people might say I'm a bit one dimensional. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3961 |
Do you like stick figures? |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
3962 |
So I see the outline of what you could contribute to our company, but would you stick around for the long term if we were to hire you? |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3963 |
Well I have a great deal of experience working as an artist’s model |
1.1538 |
0.05793 |
78 |
71 |
2 |
5 |
3964 |
Just fill out the form |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3965 |
I’m sorry, we’re not looking to hire anymore linemen |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3966 |
You look different, Simon..... |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
3967 |
I've been having some issues with my body image lately. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
3968 |
I shouldn't have to outline it for you. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3969 |
well, the good news is you're no longer just skin and bones |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3970 |
I’m glad you could pencil me in on your calendar. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3971 |
We had neighbors named Stickman. Lovely people! |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3972 |
Practicing her mean face with an imaginary student" |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3973 |
You do understand the type of hangman the prison intends to hire. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
3974 |
I see you have no trouble being transparent. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
3975 |
Actually we have a dress code |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
3976 |
Your resume is fine, but we can't hire you until you fill out the form. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3977 |
I have nothing left to give this job |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3978 |
Transparency is one of your best qualities. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3979 |
Why should we hire you?”
“As you can see, I’m willing to work my fingers to the bone. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3980 |
I can improve... |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3981 |
I can see you’ve had other interviews today |
1.1538 |
0.05498 |
78 |
70 |
4 |
4 |
3982 |
We really need to flesh out your recent performance. |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
3983 |
OK, we've filed your request for a birth certificate with the updated gender identification. Now let me just go get the little triangle. |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
3984 |
Have you had your Covid shots? |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
3985 |
This is my only off-day |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
3986 |
Looks like your resume's not the only thing missing substance |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
3987 |
Were you prancing around in my office last night? |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
3988 |
Please, I’ve got to know your diet secrets. |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
3989 |
A good outline, but we need you to fill in the details. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3990 |
And is this “hangman” in the room with us right now? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3991 |
To know if you're right for the job, I'd need you to flesh out your profile more. |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
3992 |
Okay...let's see if we can flesh out this resume... |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3993 |
I can see right through you. You’re lying! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3994 |
We do need someone with spine. |
1.1529 |
0.05160 |
85 |
76 |
5 |
4 |
3995 |
You’re applying for the illustrator position, right? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3996 |
You're not pulling your weight here, which is REALLY saying something! |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3997 |
Oh, hi Mr. Stick. How are you? I almost didn't see you sitting there. |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3998 |
Doctor, I've been feeling poorly drawn lately. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3999 |
Well, we do a bare bones interview, so I'd say you're a contender. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4000 |
OK, Mr. Cellophane. Which past accomplishment are you most proud of? |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4001 |
I'm sorry but your resume seems a little thin. |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
4002 |
Your resume is a little thin. Could you flesh it out a bit for me? |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
4003 |
By word processing skills, I didn't mean hangman |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
4004 |
These AI interviews are really something. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
4005 |
That is not a living wage. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4006 |
My toddler |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4007 |
I have to say, Mr. Stick, this is the worst case of identity theft that I have personally been involved in. |
1.1529 |
0.05160 |
85 |
76 |
5 |
4 |
4008 |
Weight? |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4009 |
I think you need to stop the Keto diet. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4010 |
"A mere shadow of your former self", you say.....? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
4011 |
Can you flesh out your background for me? |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4012 |
I agree, that is sketchy. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4013 |
I don't know doc, I've already used all my vowels |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
4014 |
Are you ready to flesh out your role? |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
4015 |
Fine, stick it to me! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
4016 |
What do you think makes you suitable to model for beginners Life drawing class? |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
4017 |
Please. I really need this job. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
4018 |
We have to ask, Where's the substance? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
4019 |
Don't you think your resume is a little thin? |
1.1528 |
0.05474 |
72 |
64 |
5 |
3 |
4020 |
Mr Bundy, we’re done with you now, you can go’ |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
4021 |
No one will know you complained to HR; even I don't know you. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
4022 |
So, what makes you think you have osteoporosis? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
4023 |
I’m not asking WHY you’re screaming. I’m asking HOW. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
4024 |
I tried to wipe the smirk off my face, but she saw right through me. . |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
4025 |
Let’s see if we can flesh out your resume a bit more. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
4026 |
Should I sketch you in at 3 or 5? |
1.1524 |
0.03524 |
105 |
89 |
16 |
0 |
4027 |
Sorry, but there haven’t been a lot of casting calls for people of your body type. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
4028 |
Says here one of your strengths is attention to detail. |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
4029 |
My life is feeling a bit empty these days. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
4030 |
That seems like a good idea. We just need to flesh it out. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
4031 |
You will be testifying to the school board tomorrow about gender identity in your pre-K art class. Good luck with that. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
4032 |
One of your co-workers has complained that you're "sticky." |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
4033 |
Your resume is a bit thin Mr. Smith. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
4034 |
Your basic skills seem fine. But can you fill out your experience for us a bit? |
1.1522 |
0.03765 |
92 |
78 |
14 |
0 |
4035 |
As a board-certified employment consultant it is my solemn duty to give you only helpful and meaningful and blunt advice: signage. |
1.1522 |
0.05111 |
92 |
83 |
4 |
5 |
4036 |
I'm going to stick it to you. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
4037 |
We do have a temp position open for a spelling teacher. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
4038 |
I can see through you |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
4039 |
While I agree that you indeed are a… *checks notes* ‘skinny legend…’ I fail to understand how this was relevant in your parents divorce?” |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
4040 |
What's going on? Fill me in. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
4041 |
Is it possible that in the obsessive quest for minimalism, you completely lost yourself? |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
4042 |
Do you like to play "Hangman'? |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
4043 |
There are some details we would like to add to your application. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
4044 |
At this point of the interview, I should probably let you know that I am smiling, confidently. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
4045 |
In this company, we look for people who can blend in. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
4046 |
Our medical practice exists to support our patients with both their digestive and image disorders. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
4047 |
We're looking for someone more three-dimensional. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
4048 |
Yes, you are a blank slate! |
1.1519 |
0.05431 |
79 |
71 |
4 |
4 |
4049 |
So, you say you are a simple man. Why is that? |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
4050 |
Is Quiet Quitting Real? |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
4051 |
Yes, but are you the type of analyst who will just stick to the figures? |
1.1519 |
0.05431 |
79 |
71 |
4 |
4 |
4052 |
What are your expectations about job fulfillment$ |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
4053 |
So, your greatest achievement is escaping a noose? |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
4054 |
I think there may be a role for you Mr. Templar. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
4055 |
Sorry no matter which agency I check, none are taking space aliens yet. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
4056 |
Welcome to Human Resources, would you like to tell me about it in your own words? |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
4057 |
The job is yours ... once the botox wears off. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
4058 |
So, your father is Don Hertzfeldt ? |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
4059 |
The guy said, “Stick ‘em up.” |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
4060 |
Great news! You're H-I-R-E-D. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
4061 |
Have we met before? You look so familiar. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
4062 |
I see you are really getting down to basics |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
4063 |
No fingerprints, no facial recognition, no DNA. We can use you in Human Resources. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
4064 |
sorry for the wait, we are having an unusually busy day |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
4065 |
It’s me, hi. I’m the problem it’s me. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
4066 |
We now have very effective therapies for anorexia. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
4067 |
I'm sorry to tell you this, but we still haven't yet been able to explain your weight loss |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
4068 |
Well . . . we might be able to use you when our other employees leave their keys in their cars. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
4069 |
You can consider modelling as a career but you may need to lose some weight |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
4070 |
Your online profile is a little thin. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
4071 |
There's not much left that is covered ny insurance |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
4072 |
Who came first, animator or animation? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
4073 |
I'm afraid your motives are quite transparent |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
4074 |
And just how do you intend to prove that you are the original Stick Man? |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
4075 |
We don't see eye to eye. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
4076 |
Have you always been self-effacing? |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
4077 |
So, beyond your intelligence, share the other aspects of your skills set that are artificial. |
1.1512 |
0.05103 |
86 |
77 |
5 |
4 |
4078 |
We’re looking for someone who is more than just “good with children.” |
1.1512 |
0.05103 |
86 |
77 |
5 |
4 |
4079 |
``I told you to take the latest shot." |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
4080 |
Is this hot girl psychiatry? |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
4081 |
As luck would have it Mr. Twig, you're exactly what we're looking for to market our new Hangman game. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
4082 |
To be frank, this is less a résumé than an outline. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
4083 |
And why do you want to join the skeleton crew? |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
4084 |
Well, that's just a rough sketch. I am very adaptable. |
1.1507 |
0.05403 |
73 |
65 |
5 |
3 |
4085 |
Can you help me flesh out your resume? |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
4086 |
You should have got a copyright. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
4087 |
Boss: Stick to the plan, literally! |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
4088 |
You know I can see through you and all of those lies in your resume. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
4089 |
Your resume is sketchy. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
4090 |
Listen, as your chief of HR, I'm just recommending you no longer solicit employees to "suck your stick" if you can help it. These things get out,and- No I would not like to 'get sticky' with you |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
4091 |
I'm willing to do temp work filling for anyone you need. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
4092 |
What are the reasons you feel undeserving of this windfall income from sign modeling? |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
4093 |
we have done what we can to minimize the issue |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
4094 |
That’s it, I’m taking you off the Ozempic. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
4095 |
I see you're no longer a Saint. |
1.1505 |
0.05058 |
93 |
84 |
4 |
5 |
4096 |
For relevant experience, your resume looks a little thin. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
4097 |
No brains, but you will work in the office? You are hired! |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
4098 |
You look familiar...haven't I seen you before in the Employee Handbook? You've lost weight! |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
4099 |
And how long are you planning to stay in the fourth dimension? |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
4100 |
So how long have you been on Ozempic? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4101 |
And what interests you about a position at Alphabet, Mr. _ _ n _ m _ n? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4102 |
I don't know what it is. I just feel empty inside. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4103 |
It’s an idea. But it needs to be fleshed out. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4104 |
I'm calling security. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4105 |
You seem perfect…we can easily squeeze you in |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4106 |
My area of expertise? Semiotics, of course. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4107 |
Would you plan to stick with us? I figure we could help you get in line. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4108 |
I'm just thin, not pixilated. |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
4109 |
Really,I can be whoever you need me to be. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4110 |
I think the first grad kids will love you as their new teacher! |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4111 |
Ok, you’ve given me a basic sketch of the issue. Now let’s see if we can flesh it out a bit. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4112 |
Two weeks notice? Boss, I’ll be dead in six hours. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
4113 |
So tell me why you think you'd be a good addition to our hangman department. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4114 |
I'm on Ozempic |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4115 |
Your resume may say that you're a model citizen, but something about you still sticks in my craw. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4116 |
York work lacks body. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4117 |
I see you lost a lot of weight during our last downsizing |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4118 |
Also, your resume' is rather thin. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4119 |
We're looking for someone a little less transparent. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4120 |
I want to be seen as a full person. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
4121 |
I realize my resumé is a bit thin. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
4122 |
I’m not sure you’re fit for the role |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4123 |
Well, we wanted an Everyman! |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
4124 |
So, you’re complaint is that they hung you just for spelling correctly? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
4125 |
Are you sure this weight loss treatment works? |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
4126 |
You resemble the body of the guy murdered last night at the corner bar. Care to fill us in? |
1.1494 |
0.05047 |
87 |
78 |
5 |
4 |
4127 |
We’re willing to offer you a stick figure salary |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
4128 |
You do understand we manufacure matches, yes? |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
4129 |
Is your name really Alpha India? |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
4130 |
Can you outline your accomplishments at your last employment? |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
4131 |
Why this is a bare outline of a proposal! |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
4132 |
And how does crossing the street make you feel? |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
4133 |
I am a therapist not a copyright lawyer. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
4134 |
I hope this won't be a problem for you, but we don't allow our employees to have beards. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
4135 |
Terrifying I thought I was done for at A _ E_ _ E with one guess left! |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
4136 |
To be candid,we found that your resume lacked some key details. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
4137 |
I can get you some auditions if you’re open to losing the extra weight. |
1.1489 |
0.04773 |
94 |
84 |
6 |
4 |
4138 |
Okay, I think we need to flesh out this resume. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
4139 |
Tell me more about yourself |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
4140 |
We've had some complaints that your attire is too reveling for our professional workplace environment. |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
4141 |
It says here that you are allowing us to flesh out your position as you go. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
4142 |
I'm taking you off the low carb diet. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
4143 |
I'm afraid this job requires you to live in the third dimension. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
4144 |
Your leadership is too much stick, not enough carrot. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
4145 |
Even in the Art World, I stick to the basics. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
4146 |
Stick to the diet,you look great! |
1.1489 |
0.04773 |
94 |
84 |
6 |
4 |
4147 |
Can you describe when the feelings of hollowness first began? |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
4148 |
I appreciate your transparency, but this job is more than just X's and O's. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
4149 |
Yes. Transparency is valued here at the firm. |
1.1489 |
0.04773 |
94 |
84 |
6 |
4 |
4150 |
Did you say your first name was “Chad”? Or “Chat” , Mr. Geepeetee? |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
4151 |
I'm here for the diet commercial interview |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
4152 |
We take Diversity & Inclusion seriously here. |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
4153 |
We're offering a sticks figure income. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4154 |
Yes. Minimalism in excess has consequences. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4155 |
I warned you the no carbs diet was not for everyone . |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
4156 |
We're going to need a bit more detail. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4157 |
Your problem is that you are so one dimensional. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4158 |
So how long would you say you usually stick around at a company? |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4159 |
We appreciate your stick-to-it-tiveness. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4160 |
So, the 28 day Kale diet did not work but now you are on the keto diet? |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4161 |
Frankly, we’re looking for someone with bolder ideas and broader experience. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4162 |
Hangman is ALWAYS a choice… |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4163 |
I've been told I have sticktoitiveness. |
1.1486 |
0.05670 |
74 |
67 |
3 |
4 |
4164 |
Regardless, you still have to comply with the dress code around this office. |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
4165 |
And for what exactly do you want to sue the Weight Watchers Company? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4166 |
I'll be here as long as you want to stick it out! |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4167 |
Cartoon Editor? Can you flesh out your resume a bit? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
4168 |
We’re sorry to see you go. Everyone wishes you could stick around here. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
4169 |
So let’s flesh out this resume a little bit shall we? |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
4170 |
So. Ozempic worked for you. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
4171 |
We need employees who can stick to it. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
4172 |
You're a bit thin on experience. Can you beef up your resume? |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
4173 |
Where do you want to be in 10 years? |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
4174 |
Let’s stick to … errr discuss the big picture. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
4175 |
You’re more than a doodle. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
4176 |
I know you were very excited about the position but you have to understand that you’re actually the antithesis of what the Hangman people are looking for. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4177 |
You look a lot like someone I knew when I was a kid. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4178 |
Human Resources doesn't appreciate your gallows humor. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4179 |
Tell me why you retired from the auto test-crashing business Mr. Clangor. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4180 |
You need to fill in the blanks. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4181 |
Unfortunately, we’re going to have to let you go. You’re out of your depth. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4182 |
Your resume's a bit thin - can I ask you to expand on some areas? |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4183 |
Tell me again, how did you escape the hangman? |
1.1481 |
0.05586 |
81 |
74 |
2 |
5 |
4184 |
They can't pin a thing on me. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4185 |
Your resume needs fleshing out. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4186 |
You'll have to wear clothes if you want to work here. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4187 |
The job is -- can you design a gender neutral bathroom for our office or not? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4188 |
I've scoured your resume, but I just don't see a lot of substance here. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
4189 |
Tell me more about this need to back into the closet. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4190 |
I’d have to say that it’s my stick-to-it-ive-ness. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4191 |
Have seen you only in print, and to see you now in person... |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4192 |
The job description is very loosely drawn. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
4193 |
We'd really like you to flesh out your resumé. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4194 |
Looks like you'll stick around but what are your skills? |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4195 |
Tell me, what distinguishes you from other candidates?" |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4196 |
After reviewing your resume, frankly there is no meat here. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4197 |
Mr. Whitman, I think I can pencil-you in for next Thursday at 5:30pm. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
4198 |
I think you’re qualified to fill the cracks in our management team. When can you start? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4199 |
We’ve had complaints about your sketchy behavior |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4200 |
So your resume says, "Adult Male Family Van Sticker" |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4201 |
I see on your resume you describe yourself as "animated". What about this position excites you? |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4202 |
It appears your ex wife is requesting the entire minivan rear window in the settlement. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4203 |
So you and you‘re shadow is a match? |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
4204 |
Can you tell me a little about your past position as a hangman? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
4205 |
Am I correct? You no longer wish to identify as ‘stick’. |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
4206 |
As I explained before, its a sticky situation. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
4207 |
Wow! You've lost weight since our last meeting. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4208 |
You're right. Hiring you for the traveling salesman position would save us a lot of money on the daily meal allowance. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
4209 |
I'm worried that AI will put me out of work |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
4210 |
Are you sure you're not wired? |
1.1477 |
0.03804 |
88 |
75 |
13 |
0 |
4211 |
I figure you best stick in line, or you’re out of here! |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
4212 |
Yeah - in my previous job my life depended on others guessing a random word, so I think I can handle the stresses of the mail room. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4213 |
And, where would you draw the line on that approach to your issue? |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
4214 |
When I look at you, I see a man who is young and hungry. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4215 |
And your five-year career plan…?
A hologram? |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4216 |
Look, I get it. You wanted more time. I wanted more vowels. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
4217 |
I know, but Gary said to stay in line. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4218 |
I'm interested in a position with room for growth. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
4219 |
Your shtick is beginning to wear thin" |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4220 |
I really want to be a body builder...but I am having trouble sticking with it. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
4221 |
So, you last worked in the tobacco industry? |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4222 |
We need to talk about your Semaglutide. |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
4223 |
We're sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more... well, character. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
4224 |
I don’t know. Sometimes it feels like I’m not enough |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
4225 |
Despite her colleague's criticism, Angela decided to go to the second phase of the interview, as she figured this candidate would stick around. |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
4226 |
It's so refreshing to come across a resume with no extra padding! |
1.1474 |
0.04725 |
95 |
85 |
6 |
4 |
4227 |
If the office is too cold, just rub your legs together! |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
4228 |
OKAY, WALK ME THROUGH YOUR QUALIFICATIONS TO BE IN OUR STICK FIGURE CARTOON. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
4229 |
I apologize for the misunderstanding, but I’m sure I told Siri I was expecting to see a six figure bonus this year. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
4230 |
I don’t think you can fill the position. |
1.1474 |
0.03656 |
95 |
81 |
14 |
0 |
4231 |
So I guess that we can safely say that there are no skeletons hiding in your closet |
1.1474 |
0.04956 |
95 |
86 |
4 |
5 |
4232 |
You need to stop smoking now Rick, every bone in your body is a fire hazard!" |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
4233 |
I'd say stick to your regiment but I figure that's inappropriate. |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
4234 |
So I see you come from a long line of technical illustrators… |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
4235 |
There are some gaps in your résumé that need filling. |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
4236 |
I can’t feel the feeling |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
4237 |
Your resume is brilliant but we are looking for someone with more experience. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
4238 |
I called you in, Stanley, because there is a question circulating in the office that has begun to seriously disturb the staff. Do you ever wear clothes? |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
4239 |
We appreciate you applying, but your resume is lacking in depth and this interview has not helped us to flesh out your skills. Frankly you aren’t well-rounded enough for this position. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
4240 |
Sticks and stones may break my bones? Is that a threat, James? |
1.1471 |
0.05647 |
68 |
61 |
4 |
3 |
4241 |
You say someone stole your identity/ |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
4242 |
We haven’t been able to flesh out any data on you. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
4243 |
Have you held any roles other than stick man? |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
4244 |
I have to say, your resume looks a little thin. |
1.1471 |
0.05647 |
68 |
61 |
4 |
3 |
4245 |
Mr. Templar, I see that your resume is a bit thin, as well. |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
4246 |
So…your only gaming experience is hangman? |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4247 |
Work has drained me of everything. |
1.1467 |
0.05265 |
75 |
67 |
5 |
3 |
4248 |
You’ve survived Hangman so we can stick you almost any place. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4249 |
Which bathroom do you want to use? |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4250 |
When you meet me for a raise, I'm afraid you need to come up with figures that stick. |
1.1467 |
0.05597 |
75 |
68 |
3 |
4 |
4251 |
It looks like you’ve lost some weight since our last visit. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4252 |
Now that you've wiped that look off of your face, we can proceed. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4253 |
And not only does your resume need a little fleshing out..... |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4254 |
You’re résumé seems a bit thin. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4255 |
What do you mean, 'sticky/'? |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
4256 |
My girlfriend says I'm a bit of an enigma." |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4257 |
I'm sorry but your CV is going to need a little more meat on the bone. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4258 |
Until your pronouns are approved, you're welcome to stick around. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
4259 |
I agree,it would be an exaggeration to call you one dimensional. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4260 |
Don't take it personally...'Hangman' is just a game. |
1.1467 |
0.05265 |
75 |
67 |
5 |
3 |
4261 |
All I can tell you is if you want more recognition, you need to increase your volume in meetings |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4262 |
Your new. Let me fill you in. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
4263 |
And how would you say your time at XKCD prepared you for this opportunity with the New Yorker? |
1.1467 |
0.05597 |
75 |
68 |
3 |
4 |
4264 |
I read here that you are scared to death by erasers...can you make this statement clear? |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
4265 |
And WHY do you think you'll fit into our company...? |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
4266 |
'If you're interested in Law Enforcement, I do see an opening for a murder scene model!' |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4267 |
The least you could have done was to put on your face for our meeting! |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
4268 |
So you're promising that what ever job I |
1.1463 |
0.03927 |
82 |
70 |
12 |
0 |
4269 |
I can pencil you in between 3:00 and 3:30? |
1.1463 |
0.03927 |
82 |
70 |
12 |
0 |
4270 |
No, you're actually underdrawn. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4271 |
I’m sorry but we were hoping for someone who is more well-rounded and has some teeth. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
4272 |
How long have you been following this diet? |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
4273 |
I know your name, but I just can't place your face. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
4274 |
You'll need to beef up your resume |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4275 |
Well, we alr |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4276 |
Last job , making bumper stickers? |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4277 |
I see that most of your TV experience has been in pharmaceutical commercials" |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4278 |
So, why do you want to work as a preschool life drawing model? |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4279 |
Your job references seem a bit SKETCHY. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4280 |
Where do you see yourself in three years? |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4281 |
So...I understand you'd like to stick it to the man? |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4282 |
I think you could help in our shrinkage management. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4283 |
Has anyone ever told you that your avatar looks just like you?" |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
4284 |
Technically I’m better than a remote worker. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
4285 |
Yes but can you hang in there? Can you stick with it? Sorry, you must get that all the time. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
4286 |
Here at HR, we know an attractive candidate when we see one. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
4287 |
I’ll assume lifting the equivalent of your body weight won’t be an issue for this role? |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
4288 |
Aside from being a stick figure, what other qualifications do you have? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
4289 |
Somewone stole your skin! |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
4290 |
Let’s just say that the details are a bit sketchy. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
4291 |
So, you’re telling me that what I see is what I get? |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
4292 |
Stick Around and Find Out. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
4293 |
Perfect! You won’t take long lunches, or spend any time in the bathroom! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
4294 |
Frankly, my biggest complaint about your performance is that you don't really show up for anything! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
4295 |
Halt Control Delete |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
4296 |
I'm not mad I'm disappointed |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
4297 |
What would you bring to the body building position? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
4298 |
So you’ve been tracing the evolution of AI? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
4299 |
Do you think you are sufficiently consistent for this job and at the right position? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
4300 |
I'm sorry but the owner is only accepting six-figure offers. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
4301 |
I gotta stop macrodosing before work. |
1.1458 |
0.04678 |
96 |
86 |
6 |
4 |
4302 |
Given your job history, how can we trust that you'll stick around? |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
4303 |
Perhaps we could start by fleshing out your resume. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
4304 |
So, you want an entire line of action figures now? |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
4305 |
I’’m concerned about your sketchy resume. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
4306 |
Sorry,Mr. Dunn,but your background seems a little sketchy. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
4307 |
Could you give me some more detail? |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
4308 |
Your'e hired! As model for our hangman line of clothing, you will.... |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4309 |
Despite all my rage I still just feel like a stick on a page. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4310 |
I see you have very little to offer. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4311 |
Could you please flesh out that idea a bit further? |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4312 |
…thankfully their vocabulary was limited, otherwise I wouldn’t be here today. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4313 |
I'm having a problem with depre_ _ion. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4314 |
We feel your proposal is a little too dimensional for us. |
1.1447 |
0.05199 |
76 |
68 |
5 |
3 |
4315 |
You said the word was 'cat'? How then did you become whole AND escape being hanged? |
1.1447 |
0.05199 |
76 |
68 |
5 |
3 |
4316 |
Your background on your resume is a bit sketchy. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4317 |
I'd say you have a wholistic view of the situation. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4318 |
Your resume is thin; it needs a skosh more meat on it. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4319 |
Your resume looks good, but we need to flesh out a few details. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4320 |
Frankly Mr. Blank, we think your skill set would fit better at the Reader’s Digest magazine. |
1.1447 |
0.05199 |
76 |
68 |
5 |
3 |
4321 |
But can you stick to it when the boss shows up with an urgent project at 4:59? |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4322 |
Thank you for coming to NBC. Now tell me , what makes you think that you would be perfect for sketch comedy? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4323 |
I'm sorry you're a bit thin on experience, but stick with it" |
1.1447 |
0.05526 |
76 |
69 |
3 |
4 |
4324 |
What’s your pronoun? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4325 |
A lady on a plane said you were not real?" |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4326 |
I'd say, that if you're looking for an 'everyone' sort of employee, I fit the bill. |
1.1446 |
0.04889 |
83 |
74 |
6 |
3 |
4327 |
I don’t believe you would be a “fit” for our organization. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4328 |
I don’t know what’s going on, tell the doctor I feel stickly! |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4329 |
How do you see yourself fitting in here? |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4330 |
I was hoping that perhaps in this interview you could flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
4331 |
I like the book, but your character needs to be fleshed out. |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
4332 |
So, you say you've been feeling more hollow lately. Tell me about that. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4333 |
I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a stick figure, which is what I am, let’s face it! |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4334 |
I've been feeling so empty lately. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4335 |
Your essay needs to be a bit meatier. Try to flesh it out a bit. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4336 |
Jerry, since the divorce you seem to have lost yourself... |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4337 |
You want more Ozempic? |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4338 |
So, life in a Keith Haring painting bored you. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4339 |
I’m up to date on everything, just like today’s furniture trend |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4340 |
I'd like to know what drew you to this position? |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
4341 |
Your resume is impressive, but, right now, all I'm seeing are your short-comings. |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
4342 |
Your son has been doodling himself in class. |
1.1446 |
0.05180 |
83 |
75 |
4 |
4 |
4343 |
You’re turning down the job offer because our staff seems one-dimensional? |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4344 |
Yes, that may have been my family in front of you in the minivan on the way here. I get that a lot. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4345 |
I wish I had a figure like yours. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4346 |
Let's try to get you fleshed out. |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
4347 |
Your job performance lately has been, well, a little lifeless. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4348 |
The job is yours, but you will have to fill out a form. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
4349 |
She penciled him in for his next appointment. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4350 |
I am sorry, but we are looking for a well rounded individual. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4351 |
Mr. Conklin, would you describe yourself as a well-rounded individual? |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
4352 |
Honestly, sir, this will be the easiest background check I have ever conducted. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
4353 |
We love your work, but your face recognition is zero. |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
4354 |
No matter what I try I cannot put on weight |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
4355 |
Look, there's a long waiting list for the traffic signal position, for now the only job that I have is at the pub, so get used to working next to your ex-wife. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
4356 |
We do have a position open. Have you ever done door work? |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
4357 |
In big lines you are zero...
Neeeext! |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4358 |
Your blank stare is unsettling. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4359 |
Your co-workers are complaining about your incessant bragging about your minimalist lifestyle.” |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4360 |
I’m being completely transparent here… |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4361 |
So you have a stick-to-it mentality? |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
4362 |
I’m afraid that’s not a disability |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
4363 |
I have some bad news ... it seems your X-rays show some irregularities. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
4364 |
I'm afraid your face no longer fits"
Leila G, Ontario, Canad |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
4365 |
Frankly, you've been half-assing it. |
1.1443 |
0.04632 |
97 |
87 |
6 |
4 |
4366 |
Mr Delmonico since your last evaluation you seem to be quiet quitting. |
1.1443 |
0.04858 |
97 |
88 |
4 |
5 |
4367 |
We're looking for an applicant that's more fleshed out. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
4368 |
Mr. Fogerty will see you now, but watch out for his dog. |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
4369 |
Your presence and absence leaves a void. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
4370 |
You will be answering phones. Will that be a problem? |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
4371 |
You’re doing great. Just stick with it. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
4372 |
I’m telling you, Freud would have been terrified of me” |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4373 |
Unfortunately we’ve received numerous complaints about your work attire |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
4374 |
You say that in your last job you worked your fingers to the bone. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4375 |
Give me three words to describe yourself. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4376 |
So aside from your artistic abilities . . . |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4377 |
You always have the thinnest of excuses, but you always stick with it. |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4378 |
Mr. Hangman, could you elaborate on your criminal history prior to this job? |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4379 |
Corporate believes that your stereotypical qualities make you a perfect fit for this position. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4380 |
I'm prescribing a high-carb diet. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4381 |
Tell me about a time you've been in a sticky situation. |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4382 |
We decided to hire someone with a deeper perspective. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4383 |
Tell me why you're feeling like you're losing yourself... |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4384 |
Why of course, please forgive me — Stickperson. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4385 |
The Board of Directors is looking specifically for a strawman. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4386 |
I see by your resume that you were in “The Forever Now” exhibit at MOMA in 2015 |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
4387 |
Of course. It was just diet and exercise. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4388 |
I can see you’re artificial— but are you intelligent? |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4389 |
Did I mention I do windows? |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4390 |
We expect full transparency here at this company |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4391 |
What makes you think you can be the next Pat Sajak? |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4392 |
What do you mean I'm stick thin? |
1.1429 |
0.05493 |
70 |
63 |
4 |
3 |
4393 |
We prefer our hangmen have advanced degrees. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
4394 |
I was hoping that you could flesh out your resume. |
1.1429 |
0.05121 |
84 |
76 |
4 |
4 |
4395 |
Our revival of 'My Fair Lady' does seek non-traditional casting for the female lead, but the ball gown would just hang on you and audiences won't think there's much 'there' there when the male lead sings 'I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face.' |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4396 |
Where do you see yourself in 5...oops, sorry! |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4397 |
Your resume is excellent but you are manspreading and you have no clothes on. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4398 |
I assume the dress code does not apply if I accept the job |
1.1429 |
0.05121 |
84 |
76 |
4 |
4 |
4399 |
So, you DO understand, Mr. Figure, that your wife is entitled to half the paper. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4400 |
The work here can be really fulfilling. |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
4401 |
Last time we met you said you were going on a very strong and fast diet.
Are you still on it? |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4402 |
Can you tell me anything else that might flesh out your profile? |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4403 |
I am afraid your resume is a little thin. |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
4404 |
It's been a rough week, Doc. I got fired from my walk sign gig yesterday, my wife looks right through me, and these neighborhood punks keep threatening to make me play hangman! |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
4405 |
You're too simple, Mr. Smith. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4406 |
The psychiatrist sat patiently, waiting for the man to speak. She thought, “that is the flattest affect I have ever seen!” Stephanie |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4407 |
I figure you'll stick around for 6 months. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
4408 |
Sure, I can stick it to the competition! |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4409 |
You look great on paper,but we want someone with a bigger profile. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4410 |
I see that you understand our program of gender neutrality and bare-bones benefits |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4411 |
After thorough investigation, we have concluded that, in this context, ‘stick in the mud’ was not a slur. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4412 |
I must say that I'm a big fan of your work. |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4413 |
My problem? I can’t wear clothes |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4414 |
Do you have Art experience? |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
4415 |
So that's a stick figure, um, excuse me, six-figure, offer. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4416 |
No. I don't have a dog, why do you ask? |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
4417 |
Why are speaking so softly? |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
91 |
78 |
13 |
0 |
4418 |
I think you're a bit thin on experience. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4419 |
Why are deadlines a problem? |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4420 |
What qualifies you to be an Olympic pictogram? |
1.1429 |
0.04835 |
91 |
82 |
5 |
4 |
4421 |
Cat still has your tongue? |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
4422 |
You have to work on your resumé. It is mostly blank. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4423 |
I feel the boss will see right through you |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4424 |
I've noticed you've been doodling in the margins... |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
4425 |
It's called the corporate diet. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4426 |
I really think it's time that you give up your dream of one day being a Playboy bunny |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
4427 |
I think you may need to add more weight to your qualifications before we can consider you. |
1.1429 |
0.04835 |
91 |
82 |
5 |
4 |
4428 |
Our foundation's artistic endeavors are a bit beyond what you have to offer. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4429 |
How do your goals align with the company? |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4430 |
I’m sorry. We’re looking for a candidate with a bit more meat on their résumé. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4431 |
So, you say that you don’’t feel fulfilled? |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
4432 |
If you want to stick around Mr. Jones will see you shortly. No pun intended. |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4433 |
This could be a fit. We are looking for someone with the personality of a cigar-store indian. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4434 |
Can you please fill us in on some of the missing detail in your resume? |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
91 |
78 |
13 |
0 |
4435 |
I think we need to flesh out how you are seen by other employees. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4436 |
Our job application is pretty simple: just fill-in-the-blank. |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
4437 |
You know we have a dress code in this office? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4438 |
There's a lot more to me than what you might see on the page. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
4439 |
I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone who won’t slip through the cracks. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4440 |
„Hang in there, we will call your name soon.“ |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
4441 |
I’ve been feeling rather insignificant to the company lately |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4442 |
I’m glad you came to HR before you crossed that line. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
4443 |
I'll make this as clear as I can: You are F-I-R-E-D. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4444 |
The skeleton of here |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4445 |
Tell me what you’ve done to round out your life experience. |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4446 |
You should come back and apply to the job again once the cartoonist gets a bit more experience. |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
4447 |
Well sir, we’ve been able to trace your lineage all the way back to the Stone Age! |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
4448 |
it's more complex than that |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4449 |
We really need a more complete resume |
1.1416 |
0.04144 |
113 |
101 |
8 |
4 |
4450 |
So sorry for the misunderstanding, “trans” doesn’t mean transparent. |
1.1415 |
0.04331 |
106 |
95 |
7 |
4 |
4451 |
The ad said applicants needed to be in the ‘six’ figure range. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
4452 |
I think it's finally time to discuss anorexia. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
4453 |
You've taken Casual Fridays too far... Way too far... |
1.1413 |
0.04784 |
92 |
83 |
5 |
4 |
4454 |
Frankly, we here at the Democratic National Committee do not understand you, the typical Trump Supporter, at all! |
1.1413 |
0.04784 |
92 |
83 |
5 |
4 |
4455 |
Well I have to admit, you're a tad more interesting than the average stick figure we get in here. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
4456 |
So glad to see my prescibed diet worked. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
4457 |
Just give me your bare bones proposal. |
1.1413 |
0.03652 |
92 |
79 |
13 |
0 |
4458 |
I feel I am being harassed for my wardrobe choices. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
4459 |
So sorry, but we are looking for a computer to fill the position |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
4460 |
I understand that part. But what about your head? |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
4461 |
I’d have to say it’s my sticktoitiveness… |
1.1413 |
0.03652 |
92 |
79 |
13 |
0 |
4462 |
Your resume looks good. Perhaps you can put a little more meat on the bones. |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
4463 |
I hear that you're killing it in Customer Service. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4464 |
while you may seem very superficial to some, you do have a “ stick to it” attitude! |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4465 |
I'm drawing a blank, ma'am. Go figure. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4466 |
And why should Ozempic® choose you for its spokesperson? |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4467 |
I'm sorry. You need to be a bit more fleshed out. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4468 |
There is no substance to your interviewing. |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
4469 |
Do you prefer Stickman or Stickperson? |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4470 |
It was unanimous! As a legitimate faceless, your name should be on the corporate placard any day, now. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4471 |
It's just that your resume is a bit two-dimensional compared with the other candidates'. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4472 |
You failed the interview for I can “see right thru you!” |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4473 |
So, you want to read for the sequel to "Cats", "The Hollowmen"? |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4474 |
Your résumé states that your drawing talent is comparable to Esher. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4475 |
Your starting salary will be in the stick-figures. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4476 |
Well this one won |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4477 |
You’ll man up |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4478 |
Your initial ideas are great but we really need something a little more fleshed out. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4479 |
I have your resume right here but I’m having trouble putting a face to the name. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4480 |
You will be working with Mr. Bones. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4481 |
Yes, that's all very well, but you are no saint... |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4482 |
So you just recently moved here from the sticks? |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4483 |
Doc I don't know what's wrong with me I'm just a skeleton of myself |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4484 |
Well, I’m really, really good at Hangman. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4485 |
It looks like the diet has been a success. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4486 |
I have the results of your personality test. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4487 |
I'm known for my stick-to-it-iveness." |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
4488 |
Let's see, the pedestrian crossing positions are full. Oh, heres one for a hanged man! |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
4489 |
I'm not very good with AI, but I'll give it a go. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4490 |
if we were looking for a stick figure to fill the opening you'd be it. Alas we're not. Sorry!! |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4491 |
What makes you suited for this line of work? |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4492 |
To be honest, times are hard. Hangman is not PC. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4493 |
Let’s start with your eating issues. |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
4494 |
Everything you say makes sense in the abstract, but you need to flesh out the details. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4495 |
Ah, no, no. Re-make of The Thin Man not happening |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4496 |
My work qualifications? You could say I'm a 'stick-to-it' kind of guy' |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
4497 |
You just might have a claim to the game "Hangman," but I'm not sure who to sue. |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
4498 |
My main strength is my stick "to-itiveness". |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
4499 |
What do you think it is about you that makes people think you come across as just two-dimensional? |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4500 |
So, let's start from the beginning. Tell me why you think you're just a face in the crowd. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4501 |
I'm sorry your transition surgery was not successful. But that's an issue you need to take up with our health plan. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4502 |
Is that a blank stare or are you just being sarcastic ? |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
4503 |
You want my bottom line? |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
4504 |
Let me pencil you in for Thursday. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4505 |
At my old job, I was put in a variety of positions and situations, sometimes on a daily basis. |
1.1410 |
0.05390 |
78 |
71 |
3 |
4 |
4506 |
We need someone that will stick to the job" |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
4507 |
I'm sorry. We're looking for a person of substance. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4508 |
I can assure you there’s no letter guesswork associated with this position. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4509 |
As far as a job description, we believe the right candidate will flesh that out. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4510 |
Your test results show that you have a sound infrastructure. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4511 |
So maybe the Ozempic is working too well... |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4512 |
A brief outline is not what we're looking for. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4513 |
I don’t feel recognized by this corporate culture. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4514 |
Congratulations! You are perfect for our Straw-Man Poll Team. When can you start? |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4515 |
How would your experience as a Marshmallow Roaster help you in this position? |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4516 |
Our trainers can help with bodybuilding, but I don't think it's what you have in mind. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4517 |
Would you mind filling in some gaps on your c.v. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4518 |
And I don't take bathroom or lunch breaks |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
4519 |
I used to work in the alphabet. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4520 |
Sounds sketchy to me. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4521 |
I’m sorry, but I’m having trouble reading your facial expressions. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4522 |
Let's see if you're still triggered. Is there a 'K'? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4523 |
Perhaps you are taking this quest for authenticity too far. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4524 |
Why do you think everyone ignores you? |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
4525 |
Let’s brainstorm and put a straw man together |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
4526 |
I think you have what it takes to be the face of our new campaign. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
4527 |
Do I look like I am happy? |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
4528 |
We loved your application, but I'd like to see if you can flesh it out a bit more. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4529 |
I'll say one thing, you certainly stick up for yourself. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
4530 |
You seem familiar. Are you the model for the "Walk" signs? |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
4531 |
You have a sticky problem. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4532 |
Look, it's not that I refuse to emote... |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4533 |
Excuse me,but why is your resume so sticky? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4534 |
I stayed on those shots too long, I guess. |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
4535 |
Shall I address you as , Hang...them? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4536 |
So your pronouns are stickthey and stickthem? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4537 |
Your resume isn't the only thing that needs to be fleshed out. |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
4538 |
No, I am NOT a stink figure. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
4539 |
Your information seems a little sketchy. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4540 |
Of course we'd need you to flesh out your skillset a bit. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
4541 |
To get to the heart of the matter,to make you competitive in this environment you first need to put some meat on your bones then see a fashion consultant and a makeup artist. |
1.1395 |
0.05007 |
86 |
78 |
4 |
4 |
4542 |
Can we flesh out your resume a little? |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
4543 |
Unfortunately,we are looking for someone with a more well-rounded background. |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
4544 |
Stick to the basics. |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
4545 |
We just want to flesh out your resume. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4546 |
I'm failing to see the real you. Could you put flesh on some of your qualifications? |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
4547 |
I'm sorry you misunderstood, but it's 'sick' days, 5 sick days.... |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
4548 |
How able are you to stick to a task? |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
4549 |
Are there any more details you could provide? |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4550 |
I'm sorry, but the modeling industry is looking for more realistic body types these days. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4551 |
You're exactly the type of person we had envisioned when designing the role! |
1.1392 |
0.05010 |
79 |
71 |
5 |
3 |
4552 |
Reading between the lines, your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4553 |
Where do you see yourself in three dimensions? |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4554 |
You’re being tasked with the most important job of all—inspiring the children. |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
4555 |
I see you’re a “bare bones” kind of guy. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4556 |
For this position,we need a marketing heavyweight. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4557 |
I need to flesh out my resume. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4558 |
Your resume indicates a history that is unfortunately one dimensional. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4559 |
Nice resume, but you seem a tad sketchy. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4560 |
In our office we strive for transparency at all times. Understood? |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4561 |
I'd like to report a hostile working environment. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4562 |
Doc, you've got to help me with my Anorexia. |
1.1392 |
0.05324 |
79 |
72 |
3 |
4 |
4563 |
From your resume' I can see that you have no ethics, and from your appearance, you are non-sxual. I think you'll be perfect as our new CFO! |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4564 |
I'm sorry Rod, but we are looking for someone with a bit more substance for our staff. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4565 |
I think you need to flesh out your resume’ |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4566 |
I know I said you had a problem with adding too many details, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
4567 |
I’m feeling invisible Principle Pinch |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4568 |
You’re worried about your weight? |
1.1392 |
0.05010 |
79 |
71 |
5 |
3 |
4569 |
Your problem is that I can see right through you. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4570 |
I'm sorry, but the position of Hang Man model is already filled. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4571 |
Well you seem to have the basics but what else could you bring to the job ? |
1.1392 |
0.05010 |
79 |
71 |
5 |
3 |
4572 |
We're looking for someone who can streamline our opertion. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4573 |
I'm sorry, but we were looking for a more robust person |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4574 |
And how is your previous experience at "Stick Death dot Com" relevant to this role |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4575 |
Thank's for applying, but to be honest, you look a little sketchy to me. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4576 |
We can offer you a stick figure salary to start. |
1.1392 |
0.05010 |
79 |
71 |
5 |
3 |
4577 |
John, we’ve already talked about the unhealthy repercussions regarding sending stick pics late at night |
1.1392 |
0.05010 |
79 |
71 |
5 |
3 |
4578 |
The situation is sticky; figure you are up to it |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4579 |
I appreciate the salary bump, but you must’ve misheard me: I want to make STICKS figures. |
1.1392 |
0.05010 |
79 |
71 |
5 |
3 |
4580 |
How effective is your new diet plan? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4581 |
Your ideas are okay but your presentation is too artificial. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4582 |
Well, whoever calls you "sketchy" just hasn't gotten to know you. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4583 |
You think you're clever but I can see right through you. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
4584 |
I’m so glad you won’t bring any identity politics to the job! |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4585 |
Your resume seems to be a bit thin. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4586 |
I guess you would qualify for a job as a scare crow |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4587 |
I realize that what I'm asking is a sticky question. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4588 |
Sorry, but we do have a dress code. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4589 |
'Hire me as your company's spokesperson and you won't have to worry about offending anyone because of race, gender, religion, bad breath, body odor, or anything else.' |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4590 |
Your work running through the corner of books is enjoyable, but we're looking for more depth here to get into the pages of The New Yorker. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4591 |
What else qualifies you to run our lean operations program? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4592 |
I 'm sure you are in line for the job. So stick around. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
4593 |
We’ve decided to start over. |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
4594 |
We need to talk about your drawing. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
4595 |
Well,I see that you are trying to be everything to everyone,but what exactly will you for us if we hire you? |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
4596 |
I need you to tell me a little more about yourself... |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
4597 |
You should fit in fine around here. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
4598 |
You’ve taken my weight loss advice to a new dimension |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
4599 |
YOUR 'ANOREXIA' MAY PRESENT A 'PROBLEM |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
4600 |
And exactly how do you know Simon Templar? |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
4601 |
Please help us fill in some details on your resume. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
4602 |
While we appreciate your years of service. We have decided to replace your position as our training video model with an A.I. generated avatar. |
1.1379 |
0.04952 |
87 |
79 |
4 |
4 |
4603 |
It all began when I started connecting the dots. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4604 |
Like a chameleon, I will match my personality to fit your unique company culture. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
4605 |
Okay, I've got Zillow up on my screen -- but when you say you just want to live out in the sticks, what do you have in mind? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4606 |
What, you haven’t seen an AI in person? |
1.1379 |
0.04952 |
87 |
79 |
4 |
4 |
4607 |
It has come to our attention that your novel was written by ChatGPT. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4608 |
So you didn’t get my memo about the typo in your new diet? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4609 |
What can you tell me to flesh out your resume? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4610 |
Lets review your resume...since it seems to be a bit incomplete!!! |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4611 |
Okay, okay. Let’s not draw any conclusions and just stick to the facts. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
4612 |
I’m afraid you might be too thin-skinned. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
4613 |
Don’t let your pipe cleaning career define you. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
4614 |
Let’s not draw this out, you’re finished. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
4615 |
I asked you to come in to see if we couldn’t put some flesh on your recent complaints. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4616 |
We don't get many requests for sign models. But I admire your commitment to your craft. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
4617 |
We value stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
4618 |
How long did you stick with your last job? |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
4619 |
Randall, was it? |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
4620 |
They nicknamed me Coat Rack, which is highly offensive. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4621 |
I would never lie on my resume. I am indeed very detail-oriented. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
4622 |
I’m not sure I understand. You want to file a defamation lawsuit against the artists or the stick figures? |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4623 |
Your resume was very two-dimensional. Let’s explore what really makes you ‘You’. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
4624 |
So you want our company to try and find your halo, Mr. Templar? |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4625 |
… And now we’ve reached the sticking point … |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4626 |
My boss said come back when you have flesh. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4627 |
What gender pronoun do you use? |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4628 |
We have a warehouse full of stick chairs. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4629 |
Tell me about your strengths and weaknesses... |
1.1375 |
0.05260 |
80 |
73 |
3 |
4 |
4630 |
I'm afraid most of our offices do not have ceilings high enough for your speech bubbles. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4631 |
We’re not going to have gender issues with you, are we? |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4632 |
I'm sorry, but your request for a clothing-optional workplace has been denied. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4633 |
Look, at this point everyone’s profile is a little thin. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4634 |
Slim to no experience? |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4635 |
Yes, I'm a stickler for a good match. Baby let me light your fire. |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
4636 |
Tell me more about why you never got past first grade. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4637 |
I'm not sure you will fit well as an anorexia counselor. |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
4638 |
What are your thoughts about the women's movement? |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4639 |
I’m sorry but your background is a little too one dimensional for this position. |
1.1375 |
0.05260 |
80 |
73 |
3 |
4 |
4640 |
I'm not a shadow of my former self. I'm better than that. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4641 |
Thank you for your interest in driving for Uber. I see on your application you are only comfortable driving stick. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4642 |
Could you flesh out your resume a little bit for me? |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
4643 |
I’m looking for something where I can be more than just a faceless cog in a wheel. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4644 |
All bones, no meat she thought to herself. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4645 |
Compared to the other candidates, you certainly stick out. |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
4646 |
You will be pleased to know that our organization values sticktoitiveness. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4647 |
Sorry sir, I can see right through you. Next! |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4648 |
You can't just walk. |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
4649 |
would you like me to check all the boxes or none? |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4650 |
You seem to have lost a little weight lately. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4651 |
I'll take any position. |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
4652 |
We’ll have to let you go unless you abide by the dress code. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4653 |
What letter did your suicidal thoughts begin with? |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
4654 |
So, I’m not sure you fully understand the dress code here. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4655 |
Sorry, it's a bad time to hang, man. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4656 |
When they went ‘Non-Binary’ also I decided it might be time to get into something else less gender-fluid. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4657 |
I mostly model for kids, but I did do a brief stint with Keith Haring in the 80s. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4658 |
Ok, a few more guesses and this interview is over." |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4659 |
So, you have a wife, three kids and a dog! |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4660 |
And you are the famous Simon Templar? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4661 |
She’s right..you’re too transparent - no mystery ? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4662 |
This is not the face we want to present to the public. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4663 |
I feel like we need to flesh you out a bit as a character |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4664 |
You have a strikingly two dimensional approach to life. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4665 |
Well you can definitely chalk that one up to your experience. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4666 |
Are you sure you will stick to it? |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4667 |
It's a good resume, but you need to flesh it out. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4668 |
I’m sorry, but your resume needs to be more fleshed out. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4669 |
OK, we've got the basics, now let's put some meat on the bones. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4670 |
We can always use a wiry lawyer in the firm. |
1.1370 |
0.05276 |
73 |
66 |
4 |
3 |
4671 |
I have no problem sticking to my tasks. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4672 |
You're interested in a line of credit? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4673 |
So in your expert opinion, the terms"stick with it"and "stick around" have an implied bias. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4674 |
You said you are applying for “absolutely any and every open position in the company”? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4675 |
I know I'm gender fluid, but I'm rigid. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4676 |
I'm sorry ,but this position requires a little meat on the bones! |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4677 |
I don’t mean to be a stickler, but I am afraid you have been acting out of line. |
1.1370 |
0.05276 |
73 |
66 |
4 |
3 |
4678 |
I am a well rounded individual at heart. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4679 |
Some things in your application just aren't fleshed out. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4680 |
I'm sorry, sir, but you're a little too two-dimensional for us. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4681 |
I think I know you, but my mind is drawing a blank. |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
4682 |
Would you please flesh out your background? |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
4683 |
So what made you break with the fat acceptance movement? |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
4684 |
I'll take that as a yes? |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
4685 |
Are you on any medications besides Ozempic? |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
4686 |
Interviews make you realize how shallow your skills are. |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
4687 |
Maybe it’s time to stop the Ozempic! |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
4688 |
I don't need to look it up--stick figures are not a protected class. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
4689 |
Well, your experience does seem a little one-dimensional |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
4690 |
So what other job experience do you have besides restroom door symbol? |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
4691 |
I'm more than just a pretty face. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4692 |
People keep saying they can't even draw me. I don't get it. What's so hard? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4693 |
You know we don't actually hang anyone, right? |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
4694 |
I'm going to need you to flesh out your resume. |
1.1364 |
0.04623 |
88 |
79 |
6 |
3 |
4695 |
‘
“It’s not that simple.” |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4696 |
Yes, I like to support the bottom line. Why do you ask? |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
4697 |
Can you tell me about a time you had to stick- pardon me... stand up for yourself? |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
4698 |
Do you have any experience as an art model? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4699 |
Final question, would you describe yourself as detail-oriented? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4700 |
So, what's the skinny on your supervisor? |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4701 |
Yes, wouldn’t it be nice. |
1.1364 |
0.04623 |
88 |
79 |
6 |
3 |
4702 |
It's the only way I could dodge the facial recognition cameras |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
4703 |
Fine, YOU can say the world is flat. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4704 |
Somehow I feel I've never fulfilled my potential. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4705 |
I think I can offer you a salary in stick figures. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4706 |
You are our #1 candidate. As you know, we do not provide health nor dental insurance. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4707 |
So, who’s in your lineup? |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4708 |
You don't have the right stuff, Mr. Smiley. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4709 |
It's a good start. Can can you fill in the details? |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4710 |
We do take complaints of office harassment seriously, but being asked to use Sticky Notes isn’t really a micro-aggression, is it? |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4711 |
We've noticed that your résumé is a bit thin.... |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4712 |
That isn’t a graph. It’s the city where witness protection has placed you. |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
4713 |
I feel I can really add some new dimensions to this organization. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4714 |
I think the remote work has taken its toll John, your not quite present anymore” |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4715 |
The hiring committee apologizes that our legal team drafted the job description a bit too vague. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4716 |
Principal Jones, the whole “your kid got into another sticky situation” thing is getting old, and frankly a little offensive. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4717 |
It's so insightful. You can really see through me |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
4718 |
Do you think you stick with challenges until it's over? |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4719 |
We've engineered a prompt designed to give you heft. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4720 |
Let me flesh out my resume.... |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4721 |
I'm sorry, but just because someone drew you, don't mean you can press charges but perhaps we can talk them into going to an art class. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4722 |
I feel like I'm missing something... |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4723 |
Could you fill me in a bit more about yourself? |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4724 |
Flesh this out and resubmit it. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4725 |
Could you be more specific than “I worked myself to the bone”? |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4726 |
I am the consummate pronoun. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4727 |
I feel like people look straight through me |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4728 |
Ah, 'fjord' was it? No wonder you've got all four limbs. |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
4729 |
Other than being a model for elementary school art classes, what work experience do you have? |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4730 |
Are you filing for bankruptcy Mr. Musk? |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4731 |
Are you sure you have what it takes to Be Like Bill? |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4732 |
I’m not sure you could fill this position. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4733 |
I believe I am the candidate who is most capable of simplifying your workflow. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4734 |
If offered this job, Mr Andrews, we will need you to bring your hold self to the position. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4735 |
Teams that hangman together, hang together |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4736 |
I'm sorry,you are too linear for the Iron Man Contest |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
4737 |
And what are your qualifications for the welding position? |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4738 |
"So your only experience is working on a skeleton crew?""
"OK, you've filled out our forms; now you need to fill out your form." |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4739 |
Look, not everyone feels their job is what fulfills them. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4740 |
Well, I like the way you stick up for yourself. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4741 |
I am sorry but no. Here at The New Yorker we only hire people of substance. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4742 |
They said my proposal needed to be “fleshed out” I thought it was insensitive |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4743 |
I’m here to apply for the position of Faceless Overlord. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4744 |
Let’s work on your résumé—your profile needs a little more substance. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
4745 |
You may think you're putting one over on me, Mr. Stickley, but I can see right through you. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
4746 |
Why don’t you fill in the rest? |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
4747 |
I hate playing those word guessing games. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4748 |
Stick around long enough and you'll get an appointment |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4749 |
You’re hired! Now remember to remain expressionless when dealing with the media, and you’ll do just fine. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4750 |
I'm so much more than just a circle with crudely drawn lines attached. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4751 |
Just know you're not alone. Deep down we're all shallow. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4752 |
Who am I? I just feel so undefined |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4753 |
Finally, are you comfortable with there being an office dog? |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
4754 |
You're an iconic figure throughout the world. I can't believe you're seeking employment with this small company! |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4755 |
Oh thank you,I do try to keep fit! |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4756 |
We're downsizing to gender neutral signs. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4757 |
I'm very adaptable. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4758 |
I have to say, the weight loss treatment worked wonders |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4759 |
My expertise is A.I. allows me to be anything want or need me to be. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4760 |
We're looking for more of a straw man to cover for our questionable business practices. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4761 |
My AI can be quite transparent at times. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4762 |
I think you went a bit too far with the detox |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4763 |
What I lack in dimension I make up for in a can-do attitude and basic computer literacy. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4764 |
I think you would be perfect for this generic position. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
4765 |
All I remember is falling asleep chanting "Tomorrow I stick it. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4766 |
It's not your resume that needs to be fleshed out. . . |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4767 |
What exactly did you do on your last job to lose your halo? |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
4768 |
We might have to do some tests ,I believe you might have an eating disorder. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
4769 |
So, you are here to represent, are you? |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4770 |
This will be a minute so I hope you can stick around. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
4771 |
Stick to your day job. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4772 |
I believe we can move past our dress code policy. |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
4773 |
Well, we hope you'll stick around. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4774 |
Give me the bare bones of it… |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
4775 |
I fleshed out my resume. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4776 |
If I give you my word, would that keep you from hanging yourself? |
1.1348 |
0.04845 |
89 |
81 |
4 |
4 |
4777 |
It seems that you would fit in just about any openings that we currently have. And this is our dilemma; you are too generic to be in our organization. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4778 |
We might have a place for a blank slate here. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
4779 |
You were born that way! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4780 |
I'm sorry sir, but the employer decided to go with tic-tac-toe this time. |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
4781 |
Can you fill me in on the details? Your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
4782 |
Firstly, may I ask how you got a line on this job? |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
4783 |
The add said six figures, not stick figures |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
4784 |
I don't mean to stick it to you. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
4785 |
Sorry, the interview for Hangman is actually down the hall.. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
4786 |
We’ve had some complaints about you always hanging around the bathroom door. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4787 |
Would you flesh-out your work experience for me? Your resume just has the bare bones. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4788 |
How would you describe yourself? |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4789 |
I want to work at a place where I feel 'seen'. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4790 |
Could you please be more clear? |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4791 |
So, how did that "family on board" modeling gig go? |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
4792 |
Is that your way to tell us The New Yorker is not paying cartoonists enough |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
4793 |
Welcome, Les. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4794 |
Sorry but we have to let you go. We're moving to gender neutral restrooms. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4795 |
And you don't find this job to be fulfilling? |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4796 |
The recruiter was right about your sticktoitiveness. |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
4797 |
Your résumé ... how can I put this delicately? It feels a little thin. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4798 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's a little more multidimensional... |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
4799 |
We haven't fleshed out all the details of this new position, but you are under consideration. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4800 |
Most employees in our company stick around for many years. You would be a perfect fit!! |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4801 |
Yes, I know you're no saint. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4802 |
Does the salary offer include full Dental and Vision? |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4803 |
It seems like you are under qualified for the job. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4804 |
Everywhere I go they keep telling me my experience fits the job, but, honestly "I need to put on some weight!" |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4805 |
I need some details to flesh out my report |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4806 |
So your turning yourself in to being the HANGMAN? |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4807 |
On the plus side, you'll be a perfect fit to the skeleton crew we are down to now! |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
4808 |
When did you begin to feel lightheaded |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4809 |
You’re perfect for the job. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4810 |
I'm requesting a vacation. I just feel empty inside. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4811 |
I can see right through you Mr. Jones. |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
4812 |
Can you explain why you were fired from your last job of being stuck to the front of a men's bathroom door? |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4813 |
I’d like to file a class action lawsuit against the Wordle “creator”. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4814 |
We’re looking for someone with a bit more…character |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4815 |
I’m sorry but you just don’t seem to stick with anything. |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
4816 |
Aside from your work in street signage what other qualifications do you have? |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
4817 |
If hired, would you wear more formal attire? |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
4818 |
Can you explain this gap in your flip book? |
1.1339 |
0.03908 |
112 |
100 |
9 |
3 |
4819 |
Your resume overall looks good, but, to be blunt, your virtual reality skills are lacking. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
4820 |
But are you really happy here? You're a shell of your former self. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4821 |
Just hang in there, Mr. Hangman. You'll get the hang of it in no time. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4822 |
Your resume just doesn't seem fully fleshed out. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
4823 |
Do you feel you're qualified for this line of work? |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4824 |
You say your previous employment was a hangman? |
1.1333 |
0.05141 |
75 |
68 |
4 |
3 |
4825 |
What figure do you have in n mind? |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4826 |
Congratulations, you have defined yourself. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4827 |
I'm sorry, but your resume is just too one-dimensional. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4828 |
Sorry,we are looking for a person to play thick |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4829 |
Well, good news. You're hired. You just need to fill out our form. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4830 |
Your self-appraisal was a little alarming, do you still have a personal life? |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
4831 |
We feel that you are the perfect candidate for Director of Artificial Intelligence... |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4832 |
Congratulations on sticking with your diet! |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4833 |
You're well qualified, but if you must know, we prefer stones. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4834 |
Adaptability is the most important skill that I will bring to the job! |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
4835 |
I don’t want to stick it to you Mr. or Ms. Jones, but your resumé is even thinner than you. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
4836 |
We do have a position opening up in the Appalachian caverns if your interested? |
1.1333 |
0.05480 |
75 |
69 |
2 |
4 |
4837 |
What I find most insulting is knowing you are my replacement. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
4838 |
C'mon Bob, don't sit there and try to defend yourself, I can see right through you. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4839 |
Look,they said it's not just your resume that needs fleshing out. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
4840 |
Today's human resources won't find carrots or sticks appealing. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
4841 |
first of all, we appreciate you letting HR know about the constant games of “hangman” occurring in the office |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4842 |
Your resume is too thin. You need to flesh it out. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
4843 |
Did you bring your body of work? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4844 |
You walk around here like you have a stick up your ass! |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4845 |
OK,we got you thin. Maybe now is the time for breast and butt augmentation. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
4846 |
We're definitely looking for someone who is not average for this position. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
4847 |
And then there’s the unfortunate fact that the artist’s rendering of the witness’s description matches you perfectly. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4848 |
I don't want to waste your time; your resume is THIN, your references are SKETCHY, and your cover letter looks like it was hand drawn by a child. We can not offer you a position at this time,"
...
"You could have just said 'no'," |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4849 |
We have an opening in inflight safety instruction - are you interested? |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4850 |
If we offer you the position, can you promise to give us your all? |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4851 |
Your resume is rather skimpy and terse. Could you fill it out a bit? |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4852 |
‘’You do understand, that the position requires complete anonymity” |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4853 |
Let's just wait for the artist to finish drawing you" |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4854 |
How can I be sure you’re on the straight and narrow? |
1.1333 |
0.05141 |
75 |
68 |
4 |
3 |
4855 |
Tell me, are all CEO’s in America heartless and empty on the inside like yourself |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
4856 |
You really don't like anything like your LinkedIn photo |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4857 |
Mr. Jones was mortified . He obviously misread the help wanted ad. It was for a Stock futures analyst, not stick figure . . |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4858 |
I was in a rush this morning and didn’t have time to put my face on. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4859 |
Sorry, Mr. Stickman, come back when you're fully developed. |
1.1327 |
0.04503 |
98 |
89 |
5 |
4 |
4860 |
And you were fired for telling a client to stick it? |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
4861 |
You don't seem to have any profile, online or otherwise. |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
4862 |
So, you wish to be called, Jimmy the Interesting. |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
4863 |
That's a pretty thin excuse." |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
4864 |
We're not looking for a "work in progress.'' |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
4865 |
But we'd love to talk with you again when your portfolio is more fleshed out." |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
4866 |
You are misrepresenting yourself on your application. I can see right through you. |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
4867 |
Everyone underneath the boss is seen as a inconvenience and not as a real person. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4868 |
I’m sorry, but we’re more interested in somebody who can read between the lines, not the line itself. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4869 |
How do you figure that Mr. Stick? |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
4870 |
Says here you were a lineman for the county. What kind of song and dance is that? |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
4871 |
You have great outline, but we also need to fill you in. |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
4872 |
Would you be comfortable wearing a dress? |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4873 |
And what is your greatest strength? |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
4874 |
Stick around. We may have an opening for you. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4875 |
Can you moon walk? |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4876 |
You say it started in kindergarten? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4877 |
And your greatest professional strength? Other than transparency, of course. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4878 |
Let's see, it was four months ago that Ozempic hired me to be their 'After'... |
1.1324 |
0.05505 |
68 |
62 |
3 |
3 |
4879 |
We are used to working with a skeleton crew |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4880 |
And what makes me think you'll stick with the job? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4881 |
Well, at least there’s no need for x-rays! |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4882 |
When I said "Let's be transparent with each other, I did not mean for you to be a stick figure. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4883 |
I like your angles, but I have to draw the lines somewhere. Why don’t you stick to a more junior role while you figure yourself out? |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4884 |
Your report needs a little more detail - and don’t forget a face sheet.” |
1.1321 |
0.04038 |
106 |
95 |
8 |
3 |
4885 |
Yeah, I’ve tried positive thinking, but I’m still a stick figure |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
4886 |
Let’s continue with Ozempic and I’ll see you back here in six months. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
4887 |
I know I promised you a job, but I was 7! |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
4888 |
I'd say...be transparent with your answers to our questions, but I feel it would be redundant. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
4889 |
So, you want to be a firefighter. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
4890 |
Could you please provide more details? |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
4891 |
Sorry! My schedule’s full. You? |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4892 |
Your preoccupation with death is completely unwarranted,
Mr. Hangman. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4893 |
I really think I have a case against Keith Haring |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4894 |
Your bio is lacking in detail. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4895 |
Have you lost a lot of weight recently? |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4896 |
Our sessions haven't been helping, and my patience is wearing thin. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4897 |
Let me just sketch in some details. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4898 |
I’m one missed vowel away from needing more than just therapy.
Maggie, Atlantic Beach FL |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4899 |
Well, it would appear you have great stick-to-it-iveness. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4900 |
All the roles I get are so two-dimensional. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4901 |
I CAN WAIT ANOTHER HOUR FOR MY ENERGY BAR |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4902 |
I’m sorry, but we’re looking for a more well-rounded individual. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4903 |
I can see that you have the stick-to-itiveness to complete the job. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4904 |
Working for FedEx you must know how to drive standard and stick shift. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4905 |
Frankly put,your resume shows far more depth than we are seeing here! |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4906 |
Your resume looks OK. I just have a couple of questions about your degree in AI in 2020. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
4907 |
You know we interviewed an AI before you. |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
4908 |
I can see through your resume, too. |
1.1311 |
0.05949 |
61 |
56 |
2 |
3 |
4909 |
Mr. Smith, I think your resume needs a little more meat on the bones. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4910 |
Jeff, this is important. Please turn your camera on. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4911 |
You need to stick at it |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
4912 |
Don’t look at me that way. |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
4913 |
You've got the job if you can fit through a keyhole. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4914 |
These interviews have put me through the wringer! |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4915 |
Just suck it up and then you can move on. |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
4916 |
I'm afraid our pipe-cleaning division is currently fully staffed. |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
4917 |
I’m applying for STRAWBOSS! |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
4918 |
And that is my bare bones resume. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4919 |
Congratulations, you're hired to be the figure drawing model for my granddaughter's kindergarten class |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4920 |
Of course your modelling career may be limited to kindergartens.” |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4921 |
Thanks for coming in. Always good to put a face with a resume. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4922 |
Your professional profile's a little sketchy. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4923 |
This cannot be a factor in our hiring decision, but will you need our health plan? |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4924 |
It seems you’ve met your deductible. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4925 |
Strange...None said you left town. |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
4926 |
I've read your resume, now let's try to flesh out your qualifications. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4927 |
You are not listening to me. And please look at me when I'm talking to you. And, no, this is not my favorite perfume. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4928 |
I see you are well versed in toddler's art " |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
4929 |
Let's flesh out your work experience. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4930 |
We just need to flesh out a few details on your resume. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4931 |
Your resume is rather thin |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
4932 |
OK, let's fill in a few blanks on your resume. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4933 |
Thanks for the outline, Art. Now stick to the figures. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4934 |
What other qualities do you have than sticking to your tasks? |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4935 |
You seem to check-off a lot of boxes here, Mr. Hippa." |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4936 |
Yes, I am aware I have no bones, flesh, muscle, brain...but have you read my resume? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4937 |
I thought today we would stick to the issues! |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
4938 |
How is that diabetes drug trial working out? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4939 |
We dont need no sticks and stones
All we need to get it on is Souuul Booonees |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4940 |
I've read your resume, but just want to flesh it out a little. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4941 |
We’ve found it prudent to hire canceled applicants, they don’t waste company time on social media complaining about work. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4942 |
You will be the perfect fill in employee. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
4943 |
As you can see, I embrace a minimalist approach to marketing... |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4944 |
That blank stare is holding you back. Learn to smile if you want to continue working here. |
1.1304 |
0.04431 |
92 |
83 |
6 |
3 |
4945 |
It’s important to bring your whole self to this work. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4946 |
May I ask what’s happened in your last job? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4947 |
It's like they look right through me and then say 'And I see Debbie, and Diane, and I see Tony ...' |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
4948 |
And where did you work after Stickley? |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4949 |
Why do you think you're being overlooked? |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4950 |
Okay--that still doesn't tell me why you came here naked. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
4951 |
Well, to start with your self image-problem--
...you're just not much to look at... |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4952 |
So, you say you were in the Slim Sauna Belt commercial? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4953 |
What makes you qualified to work here at Gallows Inc. Mr Hangman |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
4954 |
Well, it looks like you have the perfect body type for the position! |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
4955 |
Why the oblong face?
Joel Styzens, Chicago, IL
RelaxYourEars.com |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4956 |
We're looking for someone who sticks out. |
1.1304 |
0.05428 |
69 |
63 |
3 |
3 |
4957 |
A move to the side window would require relocation. Is your family good with that? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4958 |
If you lost a little weight, your feet would reach the floor too.” |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
4959 |
You're right, I didn't spend much time over my grandmother's house as a child. How did you know? |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
4960 |
I can see myself in your face |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
4961 |
I promise, my lack of depth is actually an asset! No office politics can faze me! |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4962 |
Sorry, we're looking for candidates that are a tad more...filled out. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4963 |
Your resume lacks dimension |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4964 |
First you’ll have to fill out a few forms. |
1.1300 |
0.04181 |
100 |
90 |
7 |
3 |
4965 |
The diet seems to be working. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
4966 |
Yes, he drew you but he still hasn’t drawn an appointment with you. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4967 |
How long have you been on this diet? |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4968 |
You’ll fit right in! Mr. Musk is looking for people utterly devoid of integrity.” |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4969 |
I hope you can give me a line of credit. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4970 |
Hey, I'm no Saint myself, either. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4971 |
You’ve become quite the popular figure around town as a model for the local art scene! |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4972 |
What makes you qualified to work in movie animation? |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4973 |
I don’t think I need to flesh out the details of the job given your qualifications. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4974 |
Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4975 |
Sorry, you need to pick one; Mr., Mrs., Ms., or other..... |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4976 |
Let me guess.... You're letting me go over the g_me? |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4977 |
Can you drive a manual transmission? |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4978 |
I’m not feeling myself todayy |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4979 |
I’m honestly kinda worried you’re going to sexually harass me. |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4980 |
You seem to have all the angles covered. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4981 |
So...you want to be our new Art Director. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4982 |
One more thing -- what pronoun do you prefer? |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4983 |
You want to petition the department of transportation for name, image and likeness? |
1.1299 |
0.05012 |
77 |
70 |
4 |
3 |
4984 |
My word, are you nude? |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4985 |
To bring up your genitals, or lack thereof, is quite the straw man |
1.1299 |
0.05012 |
77 |
70 |
4 |
3 |
4986 |
This is an interesting outline, Pablo, but can you flesh it out a bit? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4987 |
Other than your over-exercised
“STICK -tuitiveness, Mr. Longbody,
What substance do have to offer this firm? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4988 |
Since becoming the spoke-person for Pak'n'Save, Stick Man had reached a crisis of conscience given his new found wealth and Rock'n'Roll party lifestyle conflicting with his "Low price" mantra. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
4989 |
Your resume is sketchy. I don't know who you are. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
4990 |
I don’t think you are in the right place for weight management.”
R.L.Russell
chartairpilot@gmail.co |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
4991 |
Sticks and stones MAY break your bones if you deny my offer! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
4992 |
I hear the words, but I can se right through you ! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4993 |
Unfortunately, this role requires someone with depth. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4994 |
What do you stand for? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4995 |
When I see that blank look I know we in trouble. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
4996 |
No, fake nose amd glasses aren't required for everyone. Just you. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
4997 |
You are here for your A.I. appointment? I'm sorry, sperm donors for artificial insemination need to sign in next door at Dr. Nobrainer's office. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
4998 |
It appears that you neglected to fill in some of the blanks. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4999 |
I apologize for my insensitivity in asking you to flesh out your ideas. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
5000 |
Your resume is pretty blah. But it reminds me of my grandson for some reason, so welcome aboard. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
5001 |
Our health insurance does not cover Ozempic. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
5002 |
Who the #*?% are you supposed to be? |
1.1294 |
0.04962 |
85 |
78 |
3 |
4 |
5003 |
We'd hoped you'd become more well-rounded during your time here. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
5004 |
I just can't help feeling like I'm not all here. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
5005 |
I can see right through your lies |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
5006 |
So I made it doc, I'm an internationally syndicated cartoon. So why do I still feel so empty? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
5007 |
I had no idea that our DE&I policy did not extend to tripods like me” |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
5008 |
So what or who is making you feel empty and vacant like a stick figure ? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
5009 |
And that’s why I need to hand in my two weeks…the work has really taken too much of me away. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
5010 |
I just want the boss to face me! |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
5011 |
I’d like to fill in some details on your résumé… |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
5012 |
My strongest asset is my stick-to-itivness |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
5013 |
It's a bit of a sticky situation, I mean you being the face of your business and all, best we can do could is offer you a line of credit. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
5014 |
Your intriguing curriculum vitae needs some fleshing out. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
5015 |
Yes, I know that Leonardo da Vinci said that simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, but..." |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
5016 |
I need your lamp to light up my mind. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
5017 |
We need an employee with more depth ! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
5018 |
So, uh, this is about the dress code... |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
5019 |
You have everything that we're looking for here at "Meta". One dimension. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
5020 |
A rough is fine for the interview but we’ll need the finish if we decide to move forward. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
5021 |
Karen, I’ve been passed over for promotion three times in favor of white men… and no one gives me a solid answer on what I need to do to get it! I feel like the saying is true, that ‘Women over 40 are invisible!’ and I am nothing more to this company than a faceless cog in the machine…. Can you prove me wrong?” @dearreader7 @harms41 - I would love to see yours. : |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
5022 |
We like to deal with three-dimensional characters. |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
5023 |
Well, we see you as a two-dimensional stick figure because, no disrespect, that’s exactly what you are.” |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
5024 |
You do not appear aligned with our corporate policies. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
5025 |
You seem to have a pretty sticky story. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5026 |
Were you looking for a radical lifestyle change program or just the botox treatments? |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
5027 |
I'm sorry, but we feel as if you just don't have the depth we are looking for . . . |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5028 |
Funny, we all just assumed you'd stick around this place forever. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5029 |
We need to talk about the company dress code. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
5030 |
I'm sorry. I fear that your flat affect will not fit in with our multi-dimensional team. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
5031 |
As for the company softball game, give me a ballpark figure. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5032 |
Liposuction malpractice? Yes, I think we can help you with that. |
1.1286 |
0.05354 |
70 |
64 |
3 |
3 |
5033 |
Is it possible for you to be a little less transparent? |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5034 |
Hey what do I look like to you? |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
5035 |
Yes, this job does call for transparency, but.. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
5036 |
Your resume says, before this, you were involved with something called Hangman? |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
5037 |
We believe each student is a blank slate. Looks like you'll fit right in. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
5038 |
Your weight loss program must’ve been too good. You look like a stick! |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
5039 |
What I am most interested in is how you see yourself. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5040 |
Thanks for coming in to the office. It's good to have face time again. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5041 |
I think we’ll need to flesh out your resume a bit more. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5042 |
Your candidacy for the position looks a little thin... |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
5043 |
Your coworkers have commented that they have a hard time knowing what you're thinking. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
5044 |
You just have to stick it out and avoid anyone carrying a chainsaw! |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
5045 |
I was hoping you’d be able to flesh out your responses. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5046 |
Your resume was equally thin I'm afraid to say. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
5047 |
So, do you have any sticking points? |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5048 |
Why am I applying for this position to be the diversity officer? Well,I want to help marginalized people like me. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5049 |
Looks like the Ozempic is working well for you. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5050 |
To what do you owe your stick-to-itiveness? |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
5051 |
I'm sorry, but your resume lacks substance. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5052 |
At your first interview, I only suggested you lose about 10 pounds. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5053 |
I’m not convinced you will stick around… |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5054 |
Why yes, we do have gender neutral restrooms here. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5055 |
What are your strengths an weaknesses? |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5056 |
I don’t know about this, you seem a little sketchy to me. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
5057 |
You'll benefit from our company features. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5058 |
Sorry, I just assumed you were from the Sticks. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
5059 |
I need a new career. Hollywood said I’m too fat. |
1.1282 |
0.04950 |
78 |
71 |
4 |
3 |
5060 |
Yes,I believe you’ll be able to stick with a task, but do you have other skills to draw on? |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
5061 |
We asked for an art director. |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
5062 |
Usually, I'm the one trying to fill openings. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5063 |
Yes, I understand you're very good at reading between the lines. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5064 |
I am offended that you would choose this evaluation meeting to mimic my lamp. |
1.1279 |
0.04906 |
86 |
79 |
3 |
4 |
5065 |
I know what you are thinking; he's a stick figure. True, but I don't need to take bathroom breaks, so I've got that going for me. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5066 |
Being called into Human Resources is too late to act like a Saint. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5067 |
It looks like you've got the basics covered. But do we even need to talk about health insurance or dental care? |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
5068 |
No, you misread the ad. We're looking for a phlebotomist. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5069 |
Thanks for your application, but I don't see you working here" |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
5070 |
Date of birth? Social Security Number? Distinguishing characteristics? |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5071 |
I like the way you look! Perfect model for our agency! |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
5072 |
We need to flesh out this resume |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5073 |
I'm cutting you loose; you wasted too much time hanging around. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5074 |
I don't doubt you'll be able to fit in. But then what? |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
5075 |
You're a stick figure, so a 401K match is probably not for you. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5076 |
Draw where you think you will be in 20 year |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
5077 |
Isn’t there more to me than meets the eye?! |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
5078 |
It looks like I’m in a sticky situation. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
5079 |
If you really want the job, first you need to flesh out your resume. |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
5080 |
We in HR feel you've given us what you had to give and now it's best you move on. |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
5081 |
Are you a human? |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
5082 |
But your resume shows a lot of depth |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
5083 |
i'm a great team player, except when it comes to hangman |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
5084 |
Your last job was modeling for a preschool art class? |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
5085 |
Big fan of your strategy presentation, Miss! I am already successfully reducing staff. This week my entire department has already lost the third dimension and by next week we will be totally in line with your vision. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5086 |
Sticky Situation of the Month |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
5087 |
Sorry, but we are only interviewing A-1 applicants, not A-I. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
5088 |
Well, I’m so…so withdrawn.”
“Right, I’m actually just the receptionist. She’ll be with you in a minute. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
5089 |
You just don't seem yourself since our return to the office mandate |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
5090 |
I think you can take a break on your fasting diet. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
5091 |
You'll be mute to me until you inflate your conversation balloon. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
5092 |
Can we flesh out my job description? |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
5093 |
No the sticks aren't the problem, I just would like you tell me my gender so I can reproduce. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
5094 |
The job requires you to lift 50 pounds...more than once. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
5095 |
I don't want this meeting to be too drawn-out. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
5096 |
I’ve been feeling a little, I don’t know, flat lately. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
5097 |
Are you sure you want me to lose weight ? |
1.1268 |
0.05281 |
71 |
65 |
3 |
3 |
5098 |
Yes, the salary is quite generous, but, as you know, the position is really just symbolic. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
5099 |
I’m not featureless, you’re just projecting.” |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
5100 |
What qualifications do you have outside of the cartoon field? |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
5101 |
I've been at this a long time...I can see right through you. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
5102 |
Tell me what type of job you are drawn to? |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5103 |
So how long have you been using Ozempic? |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5104 |
Why do I think your application was created by A.I.? |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
5105 |
Stick to it" might indeed be prejudicial speech |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5106 |
We strive to be absolutely transparent in this law office. Do you think you can handle that? |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5107 |
So you're here about our ad for a life-drawing model? |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
5108 |
Can you flesh out your abilities a bit more? |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5109 |
In addition to violating our strict dress code, you've been accused of openly criticizing our Don't Ask-Don't Tell code of conduct |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5110 |
I can't say it any other way - stick to being yourself. |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
5111 |
This resumé needs a little fleshing out, and you look like you could use a sandwich yourself, Alan. |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
5112 |
While I can agree that you are basically the kind of person we're looking for . . . |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5113 |
I think I’m pretty adaptable. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5114 |
"That's not an acceptable poker face |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5115 |
I assume you have no problems with the job's usual dexterity requirements: bending, lifting, and folding in half |
1.1266 |
0.04890 |
79 |
72 |
4 |
3 |
5116 |
I advise you to stick to your appearances in drawings. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5117 |
I know this is a sensitive topic, but we have to draw the line somewhere. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5118 |
I'm sorry, but there's simply no demand for stick figures right now. You might try the local art school. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5119 |
I’m really looking for a Gender Neutral opportunity. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5120 |
Is there something you're trying to hide? |
1.1266 |
0.05211 |
79 |
73 |
2 |
4 |
5121 |
Some of the team just feels you’ve been acting a bit sketchy lately… |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5122 |
Do you really expect me to believe that you are from another dimension? |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5123 |
As you can see by my resume, I have an unusual set of skills. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5124 |
Let me know if you need a body break. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5125 |
With the cartoonists union mulling a strike we may need you to pick up additional responsibilities at the publication. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5126 |
I think I see your point… |
1.1266 |
0.04890 |
79 |
72 |
4 |
3 |
5127 |
Let's try and flesh out this resume |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
5128 |
And this part is non-negotiable: you want it renamed Sticktionary. |
1.1266 |
0.04890 |
79 |
72 |
4 |
3 |
5129 |
I know the subject is boring, but is the blank face really necessary? |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
5130 |
I'm saving my full self for remote work. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
5131 |
Are you the bubble wand we're looking for? |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
5132 |
Is their any work that would fulfill you? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5133 |
So you guys go on strike next week. Turns out A.I. can make versions of you super easy. Did you ever think about upgrading your look? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5134 |
We see each employee as a unique individual |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
5135 |
What sparked your interest in fashion? |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
5136 |
I'm not allowed to ask if you are married, but if you were, how does that work? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5137 |
Tell me about your time at the hangman gig |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
5138 |
Your LinkedIn profile is rather sketchy... |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5139 |
We gonna have to let you go. You did not fully blend in at our organization. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
5140 |
Thanks for coming in but we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded.
S.M.Chon
San Luis Obispo,CA |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5141 |
You’ve certainly mastered minimalism, but did you feed your cat? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5142 |
But Mr. Lines, when we hired you, we expected you to respect our dress code. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
5143 |
So your main strength is "stick-to-it -ivenss." |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
5144 |
I am afraid that "Rose from the margins" does not qualify you as a diversity hire. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5145 |
I see through you, Mr. Stick. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
5146 |
You need to come out of your shell. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
5147 |
Complete me, please! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
5148 |
Everything just feels a little 2
-dimensional lately |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
5149 |
How long have you been feeling incomplete? |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
5150 |
Yes,Neville,I remember how to play hangman but now |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
5151 |
Don't take this personally, but your resume lacks substance. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
5152 |
So am I to understand you don't remember anything prior to waking up in the clothes hanger factory dumpster? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5153 |
Well,Mr. Cypher,HR can |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5154 |
My Advice is that you should stick to it. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
5155 |
I know your background is sketchy, but I find your simplicity appealing.’‘ |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5156 |
No, I'm really not a saint. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5157 |
Your resume says you are not capable of telling a lie. Followed by, I do not want your job because it sucks. |
1.1250 |
0.04036 |
112 |
102 |
6 |
4 |
5158 |
If we hire you, you’ll have to promise not to play with matches. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
5159 |
Sorry, the other candidate was much more well rounded. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
5160 |
How do I avoid the hangman’s noose?? I feel it coming. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
5161 |
Well, looks like the Ozempic is working |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5162 |
Well, there’s not much call for stick thin models anymore, but I’ll see what I can do. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
5163 |
First:who wears the pants in your family? |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
5164 |
I'm tired of people telling me that I'm not all there |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5165 |
We'll expect you to be available nights, weekends and for impromptu doodling. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5166 |
Oh I'm sorry, what a thoughtless turn of phrase! We'll need you to...fill the details out on this a bit more. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
5167 |
We require full transparency from all our employees. I hope that won’t be a problem. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5168 |
Sorry Mr Pencil, we are looking for a candidate more robust. |
1.1250 |
0.05210 |
72 |
66 |
3 |
3 |
5169 |
Also, I was the macquette for an entire clone army in Revenge of the Sith. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
5170 |
If I'm basic, you're rudimentary. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
5171 |
Where do you see yourself five gallows from now? |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
5172 |
This is a diverse work community so I know you'll fit right in. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
5173 |
I`d like to audition for the left Quidditch pole. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
5174 |
I’m afraid that your resume lacks any real substance. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5175 |
You've given everything to this company. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5176 |
Well, you did say you'd flesh out your resume when you got here... |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
5177 |
We're looking for someone with a more well-rounded background. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
5178 |
Sorry—we’re only looking for gender-neutral figures for our bathrooms now. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5179 |
We're looking for someone who will "stick" around. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
5180 |
We have a place for you on a slide deck. |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
5181 |
How would you deal with a job description that isn't fully fleshed out yet? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
5182 |
I'm not quite sure you understood our "casual Fridays" policy. |
1.1250 |
0.05210 |
72 |
66 |
3 |
3 |
5183 |
And then they just hanged him like that |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
5184 |
Let's flesh out your persona a bit more. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
5185 |
Some would say the Botox has been completely successful. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
5186 |
We’d love to have you on board, but I fear you’re slightly out of your depth. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
5187 |
It says here your last position was ‘on the gallows’… |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
5188 |
I hear you are a stickler for details. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
5189 |
I understand it's a sticky situation. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
5190 |
We like the arc of your screenplay but we feel that the characters are not fully fleshed out. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5191 |
And what makes you think you’re a match for this job? |
1.1250 |
0.04831 |
80 |
73 |
4 |
3 |
5192 |
As a baby-sitter, I would encourage you to teach many words to my children... In this way you won't be hanged |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
5193 |
start from scratch🙏🧡 |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
5194 |
How did you say that without any lips? |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
5195 |
I have to apologize for the wait time. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5196 |
I’d really love to stick it out a little longer. I’m sure I can hang in there. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5197 |
I’m afraid there’s just no depth to you. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
5198 |
Ah, now I see where your son gets his drawing ability from. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
5199 |
Tell me your strengths and weaknesses. |
1.1250 |
0.05210 |
72 |
66 |
3 |
3 |
5200 |
‘Climate change is burning everything down to its bare bones.’ |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
5201 |
I just feel like I'm an incomplete person |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
5202 |
You seem qualified but do your claims have substance? |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
5203 |
I know everything there is to know about AI |
1.1237 |
0.04211 |
97 |
88 |
6 |
3 |
5204 |
So, which Bob Dylan do you think you want to be? |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
5205 |
I said I want a 'stick-figure salary' not a 'a six- figure salary'. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
5206 |
I prefer simple and structured but I do have trouble interfacing. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
5207 |
So, tell me, why are you leaving your current job? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
5208 |
Isn't it sticky in here? |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
5209 |
Now, tell me why you think you are qualified for a position in the New Yorker Cartoon & Humor section? |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
5210 |
I'm sorry, but we're going in a race-conscious direction. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
5211 |
I'm applying for the empty suit job. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
5212 |
Wegovy |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
5213 |
So you're telling me the job of traffic light man is wearing you down .. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
5214 |
We’re looking for someone with sticktoitiveness. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
5215 |
Good to see stick figures aren’t extinct! 🔥😆😑 |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
5216 |
So what do you feel makes you most qualified for this position at the firm? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
5217 |
I’m sorry, you know the rules. They guess the word and you hang |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
5218 |
Sorry your not qualified for this position.Your just an empty suit! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
5219 |
Next interview is in person only. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
5220 |
You really know how to stick and move . . . don't you. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5221 |
When she said, "I'll stick it to you," what did you think she meant? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5222 |
Monday, 11 A.M. HR department: intern interview |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5223 |
Can you flesh out your resume a bit for me? |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
5224 |
Based on my preferred pronouns, I lean toward hangperson. |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
5225 |
You are breaking my bones. |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
5226 |
if you only had a mouth, I could get you 30 auditions today! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
5227 |
I could get you some 3-D glasses? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5228 |
I’m a busy woman, Joshua. Just give me the outline. |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
5229 |
Sir, can you explain why your résumé is so sticky? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5230 |
Have you heard the complaints about you? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5231 |
You're exactly the polygon impersonator we've been looking for. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
5232 |
We’re looking for someone with a fuller figure. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
5233 |
Well this is who wrote the resume and cover letter so I'm not sure who you were expecting to show up to the interview, ma'am? |
1.1235 |
0.04773 |
81 |
74 |
4 |
3 |
5234 |
Shell of a person you say |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5235 |
When the recruiter told me your work experience had potential but was stick thin and needed fleshing out, this wasn't what I had in mind |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
5236 |
We’ve been reconsidering the identity of your current job. |
1.1235 |
0.04773 |
81 |
74 |
4 |
3 |
5237 |
Do you think you've taken this "minimalist movement" a bit too far? |
1.1235 |
0.04773 |
81 |
74 |
4 |
3 |
5238 |
You say they've been working you to the bones, huh? |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
5239 |
I see they only left you with the bare essentials. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5240 |
Now I understand why your resume was stripped down to the bare essentials. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5241 |
In person you seem more substantial than your resume would suggest. But that's not really a good thing. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5242 |
I'm sorry, but we have to let you go.
We had to draw the line somewhere. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5243 |
What makes you stand out from our other applicants? |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
5244 |
I want to be more than just a circle and some lines to this company. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5245 |
Unfortunately, it looks like you've slipped throuh the cracks once again. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5246 |
Check my Insta for the full picture. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5247 |
The job opening was for handyman not hangman. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
5248 |
Let's face it, as if you have a face, that you've overdone the diet plan I prescribed for you." |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
5249 |
Flat Stanley's retiring, so we have a slot for you. Will you fill in? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5250 |
You'll fit right in here at Bubble Inc. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5251 |
I've felt like a shell of myself lately, Doc. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5252 |
You need to flesh out your resume beyond the current "Stickin it to the man." |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
5253 |
I have heard that line before, go figure stick to what you know. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5254 |
Let me flesh it out for you. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
5255 |
I'm sorry we just don't have a spot for you as none of our vans have back windows. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5256 |
I think the Ozempic is working a little too well. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5257 |
AI makes me look like a New Yorker. . Fatten me up, please.
Yes. I’m using my Iowa voice. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5258 |
So you feel marginalized? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5259 |
Don’t worry, nobody is going to accuse you of being a “deepfake”. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
5260 |
It's only my body that's artificial |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5261 |
I’m afraid we’ll need a more convincing AI-generated rendering of you while you’re in holiday in Turks and Caicos, Mr. Bennett. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
5262 |
I’m just hoping this job can make me feel more whole |
1.1233 |
0.05498 |
73 |
68 |
1 |
4 |
5263 |
I believe I will really stick out in this position |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
5264 |
I’m so sorry but we have a very strict “no shirt, no shoes, no service” policy. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
5265 |
I just haven't been myself since I stopped eating snickers bars. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5266 |
Your resume needs to be fleshed out a little more. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
5267 |
"Well what do you suggest since there is no personal pronoun for stick people." |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
5268 |
And as you can see, I’m totally transparent. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
5269 |
I am sorry, but this form does not accept applicants generated by Chat GPT. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
5270 |
'My biggest strength? I'd have to say my stick-with-it attitude." |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
5271 |
Shh or I'll stick it to yah. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
5272 |
I’m not sure you are ready to give it your all Mr. Smith. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
5273 |
I want a job I can stick around for. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
5274 |
Okay, Mr. Smith, I think we are through with the Keto Diet. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
5275 |
I'm tired of always being seen as some generic person with nothing else to offer. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
5276 |
Back to basics |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
5277 |
we value you as an individual and what you bring to this company |
1.1222 |
0.04421 |
90 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
5278 |
I assure you beyond my appearance, there is nothing sketchy about my background |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
5279 |
My body may be rudimentary, but my intelligence is artificial. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
5280 |
Well, let’s begin by fleshing out this résumé of yours. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
5281 |
What do you mean, "Stick it to me?" |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5282 |
Will you be able to stick to the job? |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
5283 |
While we value the illusion of transparency here at WeCon U, we feel that you lack the well-marbled meatiness of a pseudo-true Trumpeteer. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5284 |
You've slipped and fallen how many times? |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
5285 |
I know you wanted to quit your job, but I'm glad to see you decided to stick with it. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5286 |
So you were in my closet! |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
5287 |
And where do you see yourself in 5 seconds? |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5288 |
Don't take this the wrong way, but we prefer the carrot. |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
5289 |
I know it's hard to face all your problems, but you've got to start somewhere! |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
5290 |
You’re ideal for the part. They’ll add everything in post-production. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5291 |
Do you feel you can stick with this job? |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5292 |
I take it the bubble response is in the affirmitive.. a YES..stick man.. not stick up man// like James Coomey funnier and taller in person in full knowledge that Hillary Clinton had Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia murdered in 2016.. NOT Cool |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
5293 |
I fill out as I become accustomed to a new role. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5294 |
We're looking for candidates with depth |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5295 |
Did you see your results? |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
5296 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more depth. |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
5297 |
i’d like to branch out |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
5298 |
For the last time, Hank, are there any A's on the word? |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
5299 |
The funny thing is, i was more of a Hot Wheels kind of kid… |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
5300 |
That's a harsh punishment for failing to correctly guess the word someone just thought up on the spot. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5301 |
We’re looking for someone with a bit more substance. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5302 |
Our company is not here to stick it to you. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5303 |
And what makes you the two-dimensional stick figure for this job? |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5304 |
Are you sure you can lift fifty pounds? |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5305 |
If you hire me, you have have a very transparent employee. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5306 |
So, you really are from the “sticks”? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5307 |
I’m wonder if art therapy is the right path for you. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5308 |
On the plus side, it is quite normal to feel hollow |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5309 |
Can you flesh out your resume? |
1.1216 |
0.05074 |
74 |
68 |
3 |
3 |
5310 |
I still need you to show up more in the office |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5311 |
A nutritionist would help you fill in the gaps in your diet. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5312 |
I'm a stick-ler for the details. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
5313 |
Maybe you should consider another type of doctor as well? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5314 |
We are having trouble with turn over in this Fire Dept;How long do you plan on sticking around? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5315 |
I’m sorry, but without DNA, we can’t prove that you’re related to Slender Man. You could think about creating your own brand. ‘Skinny Man’ is still available. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5316 |
At this salary, I can barely put food on the table. |
1.1216 |
0.05074 |
74 |
68 |
3 |
3 |
5317 |
How long would you be willing to stick around? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5318 |
I think it's time to add carbs back to your diet. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5319 |
Maybe you should cut back on jogging. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
5320 |
So far, every question I ask you draw a blank
by
Janet Cordish, Cincinnati, OH |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5321 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone with more personality. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5322 |
Just to confirm, your last employment was in an 2000's-era Power Point? |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
5323 |
Do you like thin mints? I bet you like thin mints. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5324 |
We’re looking for someone with real stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
5325 |
It says here... you're from a long line of lines...I get that! |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5326 |
My biggest strength is my attention to detail. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5327 |
HR says you really stick out. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
5328 |
So what have you done since THE SAINT? |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
5329 |
We incentivize with carrot figures. And penalize with stick figures." |
1.1212 |
0.03297 |
99 |
87 |
12 |
0 |
5330 |
Frankly, we were hoping to see a bit more of you around the office." |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5331 |
Before we begin I'd like to fill in a few details |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5332 |
I appreciate your transparency." -- Leo Sacks,Sunnyside,N |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
5333 |
I'm not too impressed with these figures. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5334 |
Welcome to Tinker Toy Enterprises! |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
5335 |
And how do you think your work as a towering figure spastically blowing in the wind above auto dealerships qualifies you for a job in security? |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
5336 |
I agree that your resume is impressive, Mr. Peters, but your demeanor is a little too 2-dimmensional for a customer-facing role. |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
5337 |
I’m sorry, Bob, but the fact is that your work this year has lacked substance. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
5338 |
I’ve got basic skills. |
1.1209 |
0.04374 |
91 |
83 |
5 |
3 |
5339 |
But Doctor, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t believe I needed a refill of Ozempic! |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
5340 |
You have an interesting background. What would you say are your weaknesses? |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
5341 |
«Everyone around me is too obsessed with details.» |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
5342 |
Would you mind running to get me some coffee while I check your references? |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
5343 |
We do not permit opt-outs on FaceTime. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5344 |
I'm sorry, but you come across as two-dimensional. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
5345 |
So we liked your core efficiency, but called you in to fill in the blanks a bit. |
1.1205 |
0.04662 |
83 |
76 |
4 |
3 |
5346 |
Yes, I’m sure unisex bathrooms have been a tragedy for you. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5347 |
I read your resume but it seems rather thin.. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
5348 |
Perhaps you should flesh out your resume a bit more. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
5349 |
Can you somehow make room in your mind for a different point of view? |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5350 |
-All jokes aside I really do need this job. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5351 |
You said you had nothing to show for your life. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5352 |
I’m glad we met in person. There’s more to you than meets the eye. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
5353 |
I ‘m sorry, but you don’t seem to line up for this job |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
5354 |
These are thin times. Are you willing to stick with us. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
5355 |
Of course you’ll have to start at the bottom and work your way up. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
5356 |
I'm just looking for a position where I feel seen. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
5357 |
Hobbies ???
I’m very good at hangman |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
5358 |
I'll give it to you straight, since that's the only way you can take it. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
5359 |
I think we should address our 'Causal Friday' dress code policy |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
5360 |
We have a bit of a sticky situation. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5361 |
While your characters are instantly recognizable, they’re all two-dimensional and follow linear narratives. Our scripts need more substance and abstraction. |
1.1205 |
0.04662 |
83 |
76 |
4 |
3 |
5362 |
Why yes, I am very drawn to you |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
5363 |
Let me get this right. You're a Job Interview Avatar. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
5364 |
Yes, I have seen you and your family’s picture on back windows, but popularity isn’t a qualification for this position. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5365 |
So Saint. What happened to your halo? |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
5366 |
I'd say your Weight Watchers experience has been a success. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5367 |
In my professional opinion, your keto diet seems to be working. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
5368 |
Mr. Smith have you noted any changes since you begin taking Wegovy? |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
5369 |
I'm sorry your wife had to wait outside. We only have one chair! |
1.1200 |
0.05008 |
75 |
69 |
3 |
3 |
5370 |
Your situation seem sticky. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5371 |
Besides Powerpoint illustrations. do you have any prior experience in meeting planning? |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5372 |
Stick around? I'd love to! |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5373 |
They’ve taken everything and I mean everything out of me. Okay, I’ll retire. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5374 |
Perhaps you could fill in a few details about yourself. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5375 |
Weren't you notified that this would be a face to face interview? |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
5376 |
You say that we wore you down to nothing so you are quitting. Did I hear that correctly? |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5377 |
Well, I find your resume a little low on content |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5378 |
I'm hoping to help your company expand to new dimensions. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5379 |
I don't feel whole doc! |
1.1200 |
0.03266 |
100 |
88 |
12 |
0 |
5380 |
If you bulk up a bit we can put you in the crash test division. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5381 |
The term “illustrative persona” on your resume is definitely misleading. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5382 |
It's a little backwards but orrect answers will cost you an arm and a leg. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5383 |
I have to be honest Mr Stick, your resume is too sketchy for this position. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5384 |
You look good on paper, but we need you to flesh out your qualifications. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
5385 |
What makes you think you're the perfect choice for taking care of our men's restroom? |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
5386 |
Sorry, you are fired. You have been out of the line lately |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
5387 |
We’re looking at the future of our company and you’re the AI for it |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
5388 |
Even though we're hybrid, you still need to bring your full self to work. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
5389 |
My life has just been feeling so two-dimensional |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
5390 |
Unfortunately, the board has decided to erase you. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
5391 |
You weren’t what I meant when I asked for all of the figures. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5392 |
We’re looking for someone with a high degree of stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
5393 |
I can see your animated personality may get you places in some circles but you can be sure there are those who will see right through you |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
5394 |
You're the first candidate that looks like he's man enough to stick it out. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5395 |
So you want me to lend you an ear. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5396 |
Your memo is rather thin. I called you in to see if there’s any flesh to put on these bones. |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
5397 |
Shrink: "Lets start with who you see when you look in the mirror".. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
5398 |
Your weight is fine, but you need a mouth, noise , and hair--definitely hair to work here |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
5399 |
As an editor, you'll be expected to have impeccable spelling skills.
Are you OK working around a gallows? |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5400 |
I’m afraid you’re not suited for this position.
We’ve moved away from linear thinking as a business approach. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
5401 |
I Don't Want 2CU by King Bczzar: this depiction contains outdated cutural references |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5402 |
I'm afraid your experience is a little thin. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
5403 |
No, this does not make you uniquely qualified for promotion to Chief Diversity Officer. |
1.1190 |
0.04609 |
84 |
77 |
4 |
3 |
5404 |
When I said we were looking for someone who would stick around I wasn't being funny. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
5405 |
And I work through lunch ! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
5406 |
Good plot but your characters are not very well developed |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
5407 |
As a matchstick man you are a fire hazard. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5408 |
Just so you understand, you’ll never draw a pension here. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5409 |
How long have you been taking Ozempic, Mr. Jones? |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5410 |
It’s not the hanging I mind, it’s the lack of words with the letter ‘e’. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5411 |
I'm just not feeling like myself. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5412 |
I believe that I, a faceless proletarian, am just the candidate you've been looking for! |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5413 |
How long do you figure you can stick with this job? |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5414 |
At least you are not a shadow of your former self. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5415 |
Before we continue, I'd like to fill out your profile |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5416 |
Of course I can do the job - didn't
you know - Thin is in! |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5417 |
I'm new here so... If you could just fill me in that would be great. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5418 |
I’m in a new Diversity hire category, that’s why. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
5419 |
I just need a little more time to flesh it out. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5420 |
I’m not sure if you’re right for this client-facing position |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
5421 |
Well, you really stick out to us as a potential candidate, we're still going to go with someone else though... |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
5422 |
'Well, yes - you do always tow the line. No one can argue with that. We're just looking for you to flesh the role out a bit more. If that feels discriminatory, you're
going to have to stick it in an email. No,no - that's just a figure of speech. Oh, dear god...' |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
5423 |
I need you to get it together! |
1.1186 |
0.05451 |
59 |
54 |
3 |
2 |
5424 |
I am from the "New" York Times and I have come to help. Any questions? |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5425 |
So, you are a stickler for management leadership. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5426 |
Well, we are downsizing |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5427 |
Tell me more about your experience with children. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
5428 |
I understand that her saying "looks like you've put on weight" may be offensive, but it's important to look at things from a different perspective. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5429 |
Just tell me straight: do I have a future here, or am I just a temp? |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5430 |
I’ll be honest your resume is a little thin. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5431 |
Your resume is impressive, but "Hangman" isn't really Puzzles & Games material. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5432 |
I think it's time we fleshed out your responsibilities. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5433 |
Thanks for drawing me |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5434 |
Come back once you've fleshed it out. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5435 |
And how do you react when you see a ball? |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5436 |
Mr Opie will see you shortly |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5437 |
When you say that you experience difficulty “blending in at work,” what does that mean? |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5438 |
You seem to have misunderstood what was meant by “stick-to-it-iveness.” |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5439 |
I'd call your situation, Sticky. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5440 |
I’d normally ask you to tell me a bit about yourself, but our application policies no longer allow for that either |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
5441 |
You're in the right place! We provide the finest customization services available in the market. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5442 |
You'll need to fill out more than your resume and application. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5443 |
Sticks and stones may make my bones... |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
5444 |
You seem to be a little out of your depth here. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5445 |
Please tell me where you see yourself five years from now? |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
5446 |
You can stick around until AI applies. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
5447 |
May I suggest that it wouldn’t hurt to pad your resume a bit more. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
5448 |
And how do you feel about corporal punishment in the workplace? |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
5449 |
This is your last warning. Keep your head out of the soap dispenser. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
5450 |
Sorry I'm late. I dropped my cellphone in the toilet again. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
5451 |
This isn't quite how I figured to "stick it to the man" |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
5452 |
I don't think you're pulling your weight. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
5453 |
I realize this could be a sticky subject matter,but I have a feeling folks can see right through you.Ironically,this can work in your favor. We on the Trump team aim to hire someone shallow with absolutely no vision. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
5454 |
I am sorry, we're looking for somebody more detailed oriented for the position. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5455 |
Why yes, we do offer a very generous clothing allowance with this role |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5456 |
I did a background check on you Mr. Templar. Frankly you’re no saint. |
1.1176 |
0.04854 |
85 |
79 |
2 |
4 |
5457 |
Mr Pine,here at this company we dont entertain name calling! |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5458 |
You've been caught Xeroxing your buttocks again. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
5459 |
I'm afraid your qualifications are a little too thin to take over as our cartoon editor. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
5460 |
I think you fit the bill |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5461 |
I feel that I’ve become a representation of my true self. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
5462 |
WEll, I can tell you unequivocally that I am wired in to this industry |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
5463 |
Do you feel that you can stick with this job for the long term? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
5464 |
Is it possible you have given up too much of yourself to blend in at work? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5465 |
I’m sorry, I am drawing a blank on that. Can you rephrase your question? |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
5466 |
I see you have listed your gender as 'cistick' |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
5467 |
I understand why you think others see you as two-dimensional, but how do you see yourself? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
5468 |
We've been informed you told a fellow worker you'd like to 'stick it to the man.' |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
5469 |
Beside advertising, what other work experience do you have? |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
5470 |
What exactly is toxic stickism? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5471 |
I’m sorry. We loved the action scenes, but we just can’t publish flip books |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
5472 |
It looks like you only brought a shadow of yourself today just as many do from the effects of social media. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
5473 |
Well,who were you before you became a mere shadow of your former self? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5474 |
I’m sorry to let you go, Gary, but, I just can’t seem to get through to you. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5475 |
Other than saving on your food allowance what would you say is your best attribute? |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
5476 |
My apologies! I was a but insensitive when I asked you to digest what we discussed last week. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
5477 |
Let's just say your performance review came in as 'x','z', 'q', 'v', 'j' and 'k'. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
5478 |
When in the game did the players mention the word "hang"? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5479 |
My advice, Mr. Linus, is that you take the time to flesh out your resume in order to present yourself as a man of some substance. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5480 |
Lets talk about your background,oh sorry you have no background |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
85 |
78 |
4 |
3 |
5481 |
Are you afraid and worried, that I can see through you? Ah! welcome, you are in the right place. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
5482 |
So, Mr. Smith, just what can you offer us when it’s quite apparent that your last job took everything out of you? |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
5483 |
Your experience with creating hangman is outstanding. How are you with the Sunday crossword? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5484 |
You were the most well-rounded candidate. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
5485 |
As a woman written by a man, I’m afraid I’ll never be a fully formed character |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
5486 |
What makes you think you could get away with shoplifting? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
5487 |
I see on your resume that you identify as a stick entity, not as a stick-man or stick-woman. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
5488 |
Maybe you're trying to be everything to everyone. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
5489 |
Wherever there's a rough sketch, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cartoonist doodling a guy, I'll be there. And when the people are submitting to the contest they love, laughing at the captions they write, I'll be there, too. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
5490 |
I'm afraid the only hope we have is that someone correctly spells out the movie or book. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
5491 |
Sorry, your work is a bit too pedestrian for this agency. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
5492 |
And you started this diet when? |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5493 |
Your outline is good. Now please flesh it out. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5494 |
You have been accepted for a Clinical Trial for a Weight Loss Treatment |
1.1169 |
0.04882 |
77 |
71 |
3 |
3 |
5495 |
And what commercial would you like me to stick to stick you on? |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5496 |
So, What other strengths do you have to be considered as a strong candidate PED XING signage? |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
5497 |
I think you can start tapering off the Ozempic. |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
5498 |
It says here you have a head for figures |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
5499 |
And you say you’ve been drawn to apply for this job? |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5500 |
My major strength? Stick-to-it·ive·ness. |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
5501 |
I think you should stick with your diet. |
1.1169 |
0.04882 |
77 |
71 |
3 |
3 |
5502 |
I’m afraid in your case just pulling your weight isn’t going to be enough. |
1.1169 |
0.04882 |
77 |
71 |
3 |
3 |
5503 |
I've been receiving a lot of cryptic death threats recently |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
5504 |
We're talking advanced 5th-grade spellers.
You should have nothing to worry about. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
5505 |
too much weight loss is not good |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
5506 |
I just feel I am loosing myself in this relationship. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5507 |
I'm sorry I have to call out for the day, I'm feeling really stick. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5508 |
We'd like to hire you as our health insurance logo. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5509 |
This was supposed to be a face to face. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
5510 |
This may come as a surprise, but I'm very detail-oriented. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5511 |
Oddly enough, your bank account is overdrawn. |
1.1169 |
0.04882 |
77 |
71 |
3 |
3 |
5512 |
Your employees say you've got a stick up your butt. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5513 |
Can I count on you to
stick with this assignment? |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5514 |
Not only do we find your fat “jokes” unamusing, they have no place in an office of business. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5515 |
I just can't find any body to stick with me |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5516 |
My modeling career hasn’t been the same since gender-neutral bathrooms. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
5517 |
I’m looking for a job that will be a challenge, let me put some meat on my bones.
My superpower is I’m fantastic with outlines!
My coworkers don’t find me substantial. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
5518 |
Your fellow workers find you somewhat elusive. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
5519 |
My most noteworthy skill is posing for road signs. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
5520 |
Out-of-body experiences on your own time, Mr. Leary. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
5521 |
I'm greatly concerned that
your answers to my questions
all seem wooden, and don't
have much substance.
I'm sorry, Jim, but I can see
right through you! |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
5522 |
I think you’ll be pleased with our personal development program. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
5523 |
Yes, changes to our work from home policies apply to stick figures as well. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
5524 |
Does this company have a dress code? |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
5525 |
Despite the sticking power you've shown in your job here, I'm afraid the position is being erased. |
1.1163 |
0.04505 |
86 |
79 |
4 |
3 |
5526 |
The problem is you're overworked. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
5527 |
I'd like you to flesh out your answer. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
5528 |
Sir, I’m sorry, but an emotional support animal would just be confused. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
5529 |
After a full review of your tax documents sir, I am sorry to inform you that you are in a very sticky situation. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5530 |
My previous employment was a real pain in the neck, I just hung around. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
5531 |
I'm going to need you to flesh out your resumé a little more. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5532 |
I would love to stick-up for you but your case is just too thin. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5533 |
I feel like people are looking right through me. |
1.1159 |
0.05278 |
69 |
64 |
2 |
3 |
5534 |
I am looking for a position where I can flesh things out. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
5535 |
I'm afraid we require applicants to be 3D. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
5536 |
Let's just stick to the facts, sir. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
5537 |
Honestly Mr. Smith, you'll increase your chances for a great job if you'll just pick one path and stick with it. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5538 |
I know looks aren’t everything, Larry, but they’re usually at least something. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
5539 |
You are being remarkably transparent. But I still do not see your point. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
5540 |
Are you sure you have enough body for our hair products division? |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
5541 |
I cannot make myself hate you. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5542 |
Stop undressing me with your artificial intelligence. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
5543 |
Since Wordle came along, I can hang around friends without that persistant feeling of impending doom. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5544 |
I promise, I am not suicidal. You walked in on the director’s drama exercise - hangman. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5545 |
You can… you can stick down, sir. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5546 |
Can you give me an example of your stick-to-itiveness? |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
5547 |
The Witness Protection Program has gone too far. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
5548 |
No Mr. Strawman, I'm not here to argue with you. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
5549 |
Are you a straw man or a straw woman? |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5550 |
Practicing mindfulness and meditation can help prevent your obsessive thoughts of hangman.”
Berit Henrickson, New York, N |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5551 |
When the recruiter told me you were looking to hire a Vice President of experience, weight and substance I said, Well, success one out of three times gets you into the baseball Hall of Fame, so let's go for it. |
1.1154 |
0.04821 |
78 |
72 |
3 |
3 |
5552 |
My suggestion is to stick with her. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5553 |
Can you help me flesh out your profile? |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5554 |
After all this time emailing back and forth, it’s good to finally put a face to the name. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
5555 |
I understand you're having trouble sticking with your decisions. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5556 |
We admire your stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
5557 |
Having eliminated distinguishing features of race,religion,age,sex,disability,etc.,the job applicant was uncharacteristically silent. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5558 |
This is NOT a clothing optional work environment |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
5559 |
Sorry, but the Hangman position is already filled |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
5560 |
If you're experiencing moderate to severe anxiety, you're one step closer to acing your stick figure symptom audition. |
1.1154 |
0.04821 |
78 |
72 |
3 |
3 |
5561 |
There’s no other way to say this, Anselm. The resume is sketchy. |
1.1154 |
0.04821 |
78 |
72 |
3 |
3 |
5562 |
Being a stickler for the rules says something deep about your psychology |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5563 |
You can stop the Ozempic now. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5564 |
Overall your resume is okay. Just a couple of things that look a little sticky. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
5565 |
Can you explain the gap in your curriculum? |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
5566 |
I'm sorry, but our empty suit position has been filled. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
5567 |
your ability to remain yourself is putting us on edge |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
5568 |
Yes, I am the sort of person who sticks to the job. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
5569 |
Sticky, yes--but don't put your head in a noose. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
5570 |
Why have you drawn me here?! |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
5571 |
We need you to fill in for Alice's maternity leave. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
5572 |
Why do you want to join our team?”
“Been asking myself that same question since I walked in. Mind if we brainstorm together? |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
5573 |
It appears your claim is a sticky situation |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
5574 |
I know the suppository is small but.. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
5575 |
...and some can dig it |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
5576 |
I’m sorry but we have no need for stick thin models at this time. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
5577 |
I think our Chairman will find you a perfect member for his Board. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
5578 |
Tell my computer what you can do. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
5579 |
Now Repeat After Me..."Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones..." |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
5580 |
We can offer you a job here with the stickiness you deserve. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5581 |
I Believe in Total Transparency |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5582 |
Well, this turned out to be a sticky situation. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5583 |
Your résumé’s a bit thin… |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5584 |
Can you flesh that out a bit? |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5585 |
In this job we can’t have anyone get out of line. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
5586 |
We just need to fill in a few more details......... |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5587 |
I like your argument. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5588 |
It seems your resume has some blanks. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5589 |
We are also a little thin on staff... |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5590 |
I assume you won't have to be on our health insurance plan...We don't carry stick insurance. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
5591 |
And why do you think you'd be a good fit for an Art for Beginners nude model? |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
5592 |
The ultimatum was “Go bold or go home.” You’ve made a wise decision. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
5593 |
We like applicants who clearly achieved their youthful aspirations. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5594 |
Your resume seems rather thin, but you look cleaner than most applicants. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5595 |
I knew your father. He was No.2 for a long time until he was cut short. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
5596 |
Doctor, I think I am now ready for intermittent fasting! |
1.1139 |
0.04762 |
79 |
73 |
3 |
3 |
5597 |
I think you have a future in modeling. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5598 |
I already told Stones this isn't the Complaint Department. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5599 |
Tell me more about your experience as a line manager … |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5600 |
I have receive multiple complaints about you being a bit sketchy. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5601 |
I'm afraid I never did learn to draw |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5602 |
The picture you're drawing is linear |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5603 |
I'm sorry you misunderstood,but the hospital advertised the position of EMT head,and not EMPTY head |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5604 |
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING ZIS VAY? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5605 |
I am a victim of false identity. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5606 |
Have you considered clothing? |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5607 |
Okay, Hangman, we need to flesh out your resume. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5608 |
Can you flesh out your resume details? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5609 |
Your rating have been off the hook |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5610 |
You say you’ve done modeling for Neanderthals. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5611 |
Can you explain why your resume says you're 'detail-oriented' because I'm just not seeing it. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5612 |
Your presence here has become a sticky situation! |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5613 |
I’m sorry to hear that. This must be hard. Can you tell me why you think your peers can’t relate to you? |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5614 |
Did I say you could sit down? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5615 |
Mr. ChatGPT, we need some flesh and blood to the story before we can accept your manuscript. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5616 |
You're hired. Um...we do have a dress code. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5617 |
Sure, I think we can find you a woman with hair. What about eyes? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5618 |
I’m sorry, we have to let you grow. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5619 |
Even if we prove your boss called you a stick, we might have a hard time proving discrimination in this case. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5620 |
You really need to stick with the job. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5621 |
I have this recurring nightmare where there are three blanks left and I’m down to my last undrawn limb. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5622 |
Unfortunately, your profile doesn't amount to much. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5623 |
I get results. They don't call me an action figure for nothing. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5624 |
With the proper dietary changes, there’s no reason you won’t fulfill your desire to become a crime scene outline. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5625 |
Of course, we don't discriminate against stick figures, Mr. Harris. It's just that we prefer hiring individuals with more depth." |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
5626 |
60 is the new 40! You'll be fine. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
5627 |
…….and what did you say your pronouns were again? |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
5628 |
Which of us is an AI image? |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
5629 |
I'm afraid knot |
1.1136 |
0.04406 |
88 |
81 |
4 |
3 |
5630 |
Can you provide references? |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
5631 |
Mr. Twithers is running late, but he asks if you can stick around. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
5632 |
Did the lightening scare you skinless? |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
5633 |
No fair revealing your features during a staring contest.” |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
5634 |
I was told there's an opening in your low budget project. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
5635 |
So, where did you say that Flatland is near? (I am not a native englush speaker but I wanted to pay tribute to Carl Sagan |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
5636 |
Are you sure you work here? I have never seen you before. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
5637 |
You mentioned you an tow the line but are you any good at linear thinking? |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
5638 |
We’re looking for someone who can stick with it. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
5639 |
And I thought my job was all-consuming |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5640 |
When did you decide to become a model? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5641 |
Alright, thank you. And what experience have you had with video games? |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5642 |
As soon as Mr. Jones sat down, Ms. Smith realized that he embellished his resume." |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5643 |
I have to warn you… this isn’t a job for beginners. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5644 |
- I want to report that I have lost my halo.
- Sorry, but three indictments is the maximum for saints. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5645 |
We'll keep your resumé on file in case our needs ever get less fleshed out. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5646 |
We are known for fleshing out potential in our applicants |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5647 |
That's a sticking point... |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5648 |
Have you experienced any sudden weight loss? |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5649 |
I'm looking for a stick figure salary. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5650 |
That may be, but you still have to fill out the form! |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5651 |
Perfect. We're looking for someone who needs to gain some weight. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5652 |
Who was the Ghost Righter? |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5653 |
I'll be honest. Your application could use some fleshing out. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5654 |
Yes, I’ve noticed
you’ve been keeping s low profile lately. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5655 |
So, Mr Templar, when exactly did you lose your halo? |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5656 |
I feel hollow |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5657 |
With such an extensive portfolio, I’ve found breaking into the three dimensional modeling world surprisingly difficult. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5658 |
So what is it that fulfills you? |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5659 |
”I think my biggest strength is my stick-to-it-ness. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5660 |
How can I be sure you're not a figment of my imagination? |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5661 |
It's so good to see you. You look good.
Have you lost weight?...and some facial features? |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5662 |
Could we at least flesh out your online profile? |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5663 |
Who's your hair stylist? |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5664 |
What makes you qualified for the Campfire Starter position" |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5665 |
Yes , you could fit several vacancies |
1.1125 |
0.04704 |
80 |
74 |
3 |
3 |
5666 |
I am afraid Arthur Frobisher, our Stick Man Specialist, has been laid off. |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5667 |
So you couldn't face working at xkcd? |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5668 |
Temping has been great, but I am looking to ink in a permanent position. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5669 |
Someone cheats. She gets custody. Soon you’re a smudge on a minivan window.” |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5670 |
Artificial wise you look good. The other part needs work. |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5671 |
Yes Sir, it is ironic, but that doesn't change the fact your account is considerably overdrawn. |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5672 |
My body of work is not fulfilling me. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5673 |
We've reviewed your profile and honestly your chances are slim. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5674 |
You're not fired, but we're putting you on a Human Activity Needing Growth MANagement plan, or HANGMAN. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5675 |
Of course I can type, I just find it easier to draw stick figures with a pencil and paper. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5676 |
Banks are always looking for dynamic personalities just like you |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5677 |
Have you considered augmenting yourself with AI? |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5678 |
Get real first, then get a SSN before coming for unemployment. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5679 |
I see you always win at 'Hangman'. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5680 |
This could be tricky. We don’t have any stickwomen on our dating site….just stickmen. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5681 |
Sorry. I can't hire you. Ya basic. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5682 |
I don’t think your policy is going to cover it. |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5683 |
I'm afraid we don't have a position for you in our art department. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5684 |
Management is still looking to you for further cut backs on anything unnecessary. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5685 |
I’m trying to see what you’re saying- can we circle back? |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5686 |
The real reason I'm qualified for the job is that I figure I can stick it to the competition. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
5687 |
You simply have to stop taking Ozempic! |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
5688 |
You can wipe that look right off of your face! |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
5689 |
Well, I've been told that I'm a bit of a stickler for the rules but I find that a bit offensive. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
5690 |
growing up to find you’re just a stick person with a head like a hole - (may be saddest & truest cartoon of our times. sorry i cannot find anything witty to say) |
1.1124 |
0.04358 |
89 |
82 |
4 |
3 |
5691 |
I'm afraid we can't hire you until you flesh out your CV. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
5692 |
I hate to stick it to you, but it's time to branch out. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
5693 |
Unfortunately you can’t afford to leave the office to go home, even though you do look a bit stickly. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
5694 |
Before I can offer you the position, I'm going to need more detail. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5695 |
No offence but I'm more of a Bond fan Mr. Saint. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5696 |
I will need to see more of your body of work. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5697 |
Your resume is surprisingly fleshed out. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5698 |
So you’re saying your last job left you feeling empty inside? |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5699 |
You seem ready to go into any opening we have. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5700 |
You say you feel empty inside, but I’m here to tell you that you’re empty on the outside as well. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5701 |
So, Mr. Schmidlap, just how long have you been on Keto? |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
5702 |
What I lack in depth and believability, I can offer
vapid importunity. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5703 |
And why, Don, do you feel folks can see through your Trumped-up stories? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5704 |
And how do you think you could promote our office model of simplification, Chris? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5705 |
Realistically, the job market for stick people is just not robust, right now |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5706 |
It says on your resume you're a great admirer of Thoreau ... Can you elaborate? |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5707 |
Could you tell me a little bit about your last position as a…Hangman? |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
5708 |
Glad to see you finally sticking-up for yourself. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5709 |
Do you plan to stick around for a while? |
1.1111 |
0.05116 |
63 |
58 |
3 |
2 |
5710 |
I think you have reached your goal with Ozempic |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5711 |
Looks like you are still in the development stage. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5712 |
You seem to have the structural understanding of the new job, but where is the ‘meat’ of your background? |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
5713 |
This is a tough job. Will you be able to stick to it? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5714 |
Good start. Now let's build on that. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5715 |
You shouldn't be struggling to carry your weight. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5716 |
I’m sorry, but I don’t think we can ban the word ‘hang’ in this office. |
1.1111 |
0.04311 |
90 |
83 |
4 |
3 |
5717 |
We're sorry it makes you nervous, but "bring your dog to work" day is a time-honored tradition. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5718 |
And why are you interested in the position of emotionless Starbucks cashier? |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5719 |
So you blame your anorexia on your parents being pencil thin? |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
5720 |
Where's The Rest Of You? |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
5721 |
There seem to be some gaps in your resume's work history. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5722 |
I'm sorry, you're just too childish. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5723 |
An interviewee trying to stick out. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5724 |
I see here that you studied under studied under Keith Haring. |
1.1111 |
0.05064 |
72 |
67 |
2 |
3 |
5725 |
I think you need to fill yourself in on what we do here! |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5726 |
Forgive me. I am not sure what pronoun to use in addressing you? |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
5727 |
I appreciate your persistence, but you won't be seen without an appointment. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5728 |
YOU when your boss wants to 'see' you |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5729 |
Did you grow up in the sticks? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5730 |
This is the right office to help you fill the void in your life. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5731 |
Just another piece of the puzzle. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5732 |
So when did you tell your wife you decided to stick around? |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5733 |
So, your resume seems very thin for this position. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
5734 |
She said I was too two-dimensional. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5735 |
I wouldn’t even need a desk. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5736 |
This may be an inappropriate question, but I need to know--how long was the volleyball stuck in there? |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5737 |
what unhinged conspiracy theories do you have about yourself this week? |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
5738 |
Based on your resume, it looks like you are just a stick figure of your former self. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5739 |
Besides pedestrian crossing, do you have any other skill set? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5740 |
We heard from a client that you're a bit two dimensional. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5741 |
I'm afraid your resumé needs fleshing out |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5742 |
I’m afraid that an intimate knowledge of pick-up sticks is not exactly the expertise we are looking for. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5743 |
Ok, what can you do besides draw? |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5744 |
Were you last a pen and ink drawing, or did they just use chalk? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5745 |
Hey, I get it, in the Flash animation days you were the guy. But all I can get you now is guest spots on CNN retrospective docs, sorry. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5746 |
Thank you for applying! You are nondescript enough for our new advertising campaign. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5747 |
I have a position open for a self-effacing administrative assistant. Do you think you can handle it? |
1.1111 |
0.03311 |
108 |
97 |
10 |
1 |
5748 |
Can you tell me a little more about your last job at Chat GPT? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5749 |
So, you just stopped eating carbs? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5750 |
I'm sorry, but we're going in the direction of unisex restrooms. Your colleague, Gertrude, wasn't happy about it, either. |
1.1111 |
0.04648 |
81 |
75 |
3 |
3 |
5751 |
One of my strengths? Reading people. Weaknesses? Drawing people. |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
5752 |
'payment will be in thick figures' |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5753 |
Hey, do I have the schtick for you |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
5754 |
The children will be playing some word game while you just watch and hang out. Your resume makes me think you would be a perfect fit. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5755 |
I have a background in powerpoint design |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5756 |
I'm known to stick around, you know.' |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5757 |
I told you, a ‘bare-bones’ approach to life might backfire someday! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
5758 |
Why is my desk in the middle of the room? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5759 |
Dude, eat something. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5760 |
This job can be quite stressful. Are you emotional, or more of the stoic type? |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
5761 |
Your resume has nice bones but otherwise is a little thin. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
5762 |
I love the heroine but her lover needs to be fleshed out. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
5763 |
And we have a very competitive stick leave policy. |
1.1099 |
0.04265 |
91 |
84 |
4 |
3 |
5764 |
Sir, I’m right here. No, over here. Perhaps you could better see me if you turn the sideways. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
5765 |
Your resume seems a little generic. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
5766 |
I'm having a hard time with our conversation. Everything I say just goes through your head without sticking |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
5767 |
Will you friend me on NoFacebook? |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
5768 |
I want to make a formal complaint against all the “stick-thin” comments. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
5769 |
You appear to be someone who'll stick to it! |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5770 |
You have a rather fat resume for being such a thin person. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5771 |
Your resumé is very thin. Do you have any other qualifications?" |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5772 |
Will you be a Status Stick or a Statistic? |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5773 |
Your resume looked good at first, but now I'm wondering if it was mostly cosmetic." |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5774 |
You're waffling. Please stick to the point! |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5775 |
Would you mind answering a few questions so we can fill out your profile? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5776 |
But Golly, Dr. Wellbe! Once that FitBit was on my arm I just couldn't stop collecting my steps! |
1.1098 |
0.04593 |
82 |
76 |
3 |
3 |
5777 |
Besides winning the "Pick up up the sticks," contest, what else have you done? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5778 |
I believe if we’re going to make any progress with your therapy, we’re going to need a little more transparency. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5779 |
Since that hangman game I've had nightmares... |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5780 |
I'm worried I may have taken this "minimalism" thing a little too far. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5781 |
Your experience is a little thin for the job. |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5782 |
I love your resume but there's just something missing. |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5783 |
It may be time to cut back on the Wegovy. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5784 |
Mounjaro?! |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5785 |
You're hired for sales development, but we might need to address your charisma issue? |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5786 |
My Body Mass Index is now at zero after a year on OZEMPIC. None of my clothers fir anymore. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5787 |
Apparently, Mr. Kaplan, you neglected to fill out your resume. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5788 |
Shje's a cute little thing. What's her name? |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
5789 |
You'll need to show me something beyond the basic framework. |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5790 |
Frankly, Todd, your team just doesn’t feel like you have skin in the game. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5791 |
There are some sticky points here on your resume |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5792 |
I guess what I’m really looking for is a position that will allow me to truly find myself. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5793 |
You’re burnt out. I get that. Bring back the fire you used to have, then we talk. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5794 |
Don’t worry about not having a background in this - you’ll get it on the job. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5795 |
Why don’t you start by telling me why you’re here |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5796 |
New faces begin at $20,000,whole body $300,000 |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5797 |
Sorry, we don't have any openings on, "What's My Line" this season. |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5798 |
The fever chart gigs weren't working out, so I'm reinventing my career. |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5799 |
Not had that question before... let me check with HR regarding any minimum clothing requirements. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5800 |
As you see, my acting has included everything from starring in Hangman to countless appearances on Signage. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5801 |
Who will blink first? |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5802 |
Yes, but I do not think that you have a case against that drawing contest." |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5803 |
I wish I could stick out less. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5804 |
When you say your last boss was "sketchy..." |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5805 |
Frankly, your term paper lacks substance. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5806 |
Can I offer you anything to drink? |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5807 |
As your dietician, may I suggest more animal fats. |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5808 |
That's OK, we can flesh it out later |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5809 |
Frankly, with those dimensions I’m not sure you could fill any position. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5810 |
I hope you don’t mind the job position isn’t fully fleshed out yet. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5811 |
Steve, you look a bit tired |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5812 |
The brought me into this world with NO PLAN FOR ME WHATSOEVER! Who am I, really? |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5813 |
Lately I’ve been feeling very unfulfilled. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5814 |
I'm sorry the position requires you to face down problems and to trust your gut. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5815 |
I know you can see through me but AI is the future. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5816 |
So you just feel like your life is to simplistic? |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5817 |
Not a bad storyline, but you need to flesh it out |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
5818 |
We, here in HR, want you to feel fulfilled, not empty. |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
5819 |
Hello, welcome to your first dietician. Can I give you some advice? You're a looking a little thin. Maybe eat something? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5820 |
I wanted to talk to you about possible identity theft; you are most certainly not overdrawn. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5821 |
Your employment application states you were at the weight loss company for 30 years. |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
5822 |
Yes, you do indeed fit the profile for food-stamps. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5823 |
Now I understand why your resume was so thin. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5824 |
words and bones, but sticks, the figures are off |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5825 |
This is a sticky situation. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5826 |
Figuratively, it became a self-fulfilling prophecy, sticking it to the man. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5827 |
Why does the Straw Man get all the best projects |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
5828 |
Mr Fitzgerald asked you to stick around since he’s personally never met you before. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5829 |
Can you prove your non-binary? |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5830 |
And how does that make you feel? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5831 |
I see. Then would you outline your qualifications for me? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5832 |
I respect your commitment to the fundamentals, but how do we know you have the guts to take this team to the next level? |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
5833 |
You heard it right, AI art literally took my skin and bones |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5834 |
I know I'm rough around the edges, but I can do more than make great coffee! |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
5835 |
What makes me the best candidate for this role is my passion and ability to really stick with it. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5836 |
I’m very sorry, but we just don’t think you are the right choice for the male model position in our advanced drawing art class” |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5837 |
So why have you been unable to stick with your prior jobs? |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5838 |
While we do encourage they/them pronouns in the workplace, we don’t expect candidates to remove all vestiges of identity from your body. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5839 |
Your resume is kind of sketchy. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5840 |
You need to flesh things out a little bit more if you want to work here. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5841 |
I must say, your qualifications do appear a bit thin! |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5842 |
Its my understand you are here for a Q and A. |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5843 |
You're perfect for our starting position. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5844 |
Stick with this job and you'll never lose face again. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5845 |
Yeah, sure I’m strung out. It’s better than last week when I was tied up in knots! |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5846 |
Will you have any special dietary requirements? |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5847 |
As your lawyer I am advising you to stick to the topic. Don’t bark at the judge. Don’t branch off topic. Get to the root of what you want to say. You saw what you saw. Shall I go on? |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5848 |
Frankly, I think that your chances of getting this job are slim. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5849 |
We've had a number of complaints about your sexist attitude. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5850 |
Perhaps you could flesh out your resumé just a bit. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5851 |
No depth, just another empty suit. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5852 |
Let me get this straight. You want this government job so you can "stick it to the man."? |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5853 |
Back to the drawing board--I can see that Chat GPT really hasn't done much to flesh out your resume. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5854 |
Call my father. I don’t care. I’ll never follow your dress code! |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5855 |
We’ll ask you to display your pronouns even if you are the international symbol for
male. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5856 |
‘Substandard AI Workmanship’ is new for us, but I think you have a case. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5857 |
I like your foundations, but we are looking for someone with more development. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5858 |
I feel so empty today. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5859 |
Overall your resume looks good, but your references are a bit sketchy. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5860 |
I understand but let’s stick to the reason you are here. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5861 |
Yes, you will make an excellent addition to our Intro to Studio Arts modeling pool. Welcome Aboard! |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5862 |
- Tell me your best quality
- I'm a simple guy |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5863 |
I’m sorry, your resume is just a bit lacking. Come back to us when you’re a sketch. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5864 |
Tell me, Mr Smith, when did you start losing weight? |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5865 |
Please tell me about how you project a command presence |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5866 |
Yes, Bob, I know you warned me that your responsibilities were wearing you thin, but isn't this just over-doing it a bit? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5867 |
Here in the HR department, we take things very seriously. Now, tell me, who are the individuals who called you a "stick in the mud"? |
1.1077 |
0.04963 |
65 |
60 |
3 |
2 |
5868 |
You've misunderstood, Mr. Lineman, we wanted a person to sell sticks. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5869 |
I'm open to any role but guessing letters |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5870 |
I'd like to file a wrongful cancel claim. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5871 |
Let's meet virtually next time. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5872 |
Your report needs more beef |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5873 |
Since we’ve switched to a hybrid work, we expect your whole person to show up 3 days a week to the office, not 3/5 of your person to show up 5 days a week. |
1.1077 |
0.04963 |
65 |
60 |
3 |
2 |
5874 |
Unfortunately you’re lacking the depth we need for this position |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5875 |
Your profile is sketchy |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
5876 |
You're saying I just can't see the halo against the white background? |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
5877 |
I admire how you’ve handled the cutbacks…
but we’re still letting you go. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
5878 |
Actors, schmactors. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5879 |
I think we should revisit your diet. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5880 |
Seems as if you are a stickler for details - your hired |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
5881 |
My greatest weakness is that I'm completely naked. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5882 |
Yes, but can you fulfil more than just the bare bones of this position? |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
5883 |
Congratulations, Mr. Twig. You have won our Employee Award for stick-to-it-tiveness. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5884 |
Can you flesh it out and resubmit it? |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5885 |
My greatest quality? I’d have to say,“Sticktoitiveness.” |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
5886 |
Your resume is a little thin on details |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
5887 |
If you like this, you should see my walking pose. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5888 |
I don’t understand how I’m not qualified for this position, I can do literally anything you imagine |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5889 |
I know you're stretched thin as it is, but we can't afford to hire anyone else right now |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5890 |
You'll need to paint a bigger picture of yourself to impress the CEO. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5891 |
Plus, our dental insurance provides four free cleanings per year! |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5892 |
What pronouns do you prefer? |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5893 |
I think you're just the stickman for the job. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5894 |
Allow me to provide a quick sketch of my qualifications. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5895 |
No, I’m not going to write you another prescription for Ozempic. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5896 |
I see...and how long have you worked as a model? |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5897 |
If you stick,figure a raise in six months. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5898 |
You're hired, Mx, for adapting our "lean-and-mean" policy. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5899 |
You're actually overqualified, but I wonder about how you'll do with following our dress code. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5900 |
Shape me into your likeness so I may vanquish you |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5901 |
People look through you because there is "noThere, there" |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5902 |
You might be a good spokesperson for our weight-loss program. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5903 |
Stick figure dogs are not allowed in the office, they are still dogs. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5904 |
Please flesh out your qualifications for me. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5905 |
It's important that you draw the line somewhere! |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5906 |
So what's this word game you’re promoting? |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5907 |
To be blunt, you have the frame we are looking for but not much else. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5908 |
I would like to retain you as my attorney for Trademark infringement. Thousands of companies use my likeness DAILY without permission! |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5909 |
Mr. Anderson, you’re thin, I mean your resume is thin! |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5910 |
You’re making good progress with your weight loss! |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5911 |
No, there is no letter "c" in my previous occupation. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5912 |
Before we go live we will need to flesh you out a bit. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5913 |
Now let's try this together -- "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes ..." |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5914 |
- I am looking for a new team member who will be able to embody our company
- I have been waiting for the opportunity to be molded! |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5915 |
Your going to have to put more meat on your characters in the next draft. |
1.1067 |
0.04867 |
75 |
70 |
2 |
3 |
5916 |
Where’s the rest of you, in the metaverse? I’ll need to modify the fine print of my in-person meeting policies… |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5917 |
What’s your greatest strength as an employee?”
“I just stick to figures. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5918 |
Ironically, you haven’t been able to stick to it. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5919 |
Your background check came back a little sketchy. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5920 |
ChatGPT feels I will succeed better if I come as simple as possible. |
1.1067 |
0.04867 |
75 |
70 |
2 |
3 |
5921 |
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT A DRESS CODE? |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5922 |
To be frank Mr. Johnson, I’m concerned how you will comply with our dress code. |
1.1064 |
0.03847 |
94 |
86 |
6 |
2 |
5923 |
There are a lot of gaps you'll have to explain, Mr. Howard. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5924 |
So, besides an intimate knowledge of hangman, what other skills do you possess? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5925 |
Bill, you look like hell |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5926 |
From the moment we met, I knew you would give it your all. |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
5927 |
Well, the self-actualization techniques you recommended are confusing me. I'm not sure who I am anymore. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5928 |
I can see from your resume that you have no prior experience as a public toilets sign... |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5929 |
Could you fill in some gaps in your resume? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5930 |
Your resume was a bit short on details... |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5931 |
I started taking Ozempic about two months ago. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5932 |
What do you think is your best attribute?”
“I’m completely transparent. |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
5933 |
Transparency is a quality we look for in our company |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5934 |
I'm glad you're finally sticking up for yourself. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5935 |
No, no, I have no problem with your figure. It's your lack of a face that is, frankly, somewhat disconcerting. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5936 |
Doctor, I feel my life has no substance. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
5937 |
Sir, I ask you to fill out that form. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
5938 |
Yes, I understand. You've been seeing yourself everywhere. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
5939 |
i am no body without work |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
5940 |
All right Mr. Straw, you have 60 seconds to give us a summary of your shtick; 56, 55, 54, … . |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
5941 |
If these figures stick, you should be in line for a branch manager position. |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
5942 |
I said cut the fat from your BUDGET. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
5943 |
Normally, we prefer not to hire people who are quite so transparent. |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
5944 |
I'm not sure that you will fit here. We don't believe in straight lines to sucess. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
5945 |
Congrats on graduation! But unfortunately you need 5+ years of experience for this entry level position. |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
5946 |
I’m sure you’ll figure it out if you just stick with it. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5947 |
What are my strengths and weaknesses? Hmm, stealth proficiency in evading AI facial recognition and sensitivity to being called thin skinned. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5948 |
Our least expensive option is the traditional |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5949 |
Yes, minimalism is a protected disability. |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
5950 |
Please complete the entire form this time - including your preferred pronouns. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5951 |
After we flesh you out, dating will be a snap, no doubt. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5952 |
You should hire me cause im a straight forward guy. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5953 |
well, your issues seem pretty transparent to me |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5954 |
You need proper attire. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5955 |
I may not look like much, but I am lean, mean and ready for anything. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5956 |
sorry,being internationally recognizable is not a skill,try running for office. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5957 |
You look a little thin on experience. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5958 |
It's an insurrection! |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5959 |
I’m enjoying the simple life now so I’ll be sticking to the straight and narrow… |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5960 |
It's a top-level management position, and I guarantee you won't be just a figurehead. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5961 |
What would you say is your major weakness? |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5962 |
I knew layoffs were coming, but I thought I'd avoid the hangman's noose this time around. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5963 |
I'm sorry~~you are still a blank slate to me. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5964 |
I think you've taken your dieting maybe a little far this time, Fred... |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5965 |
Unfortunately, what I'm seeing here is a bare bones resume. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5966 |
Now I know you're lying, Margaret. I saw the Wizard of Oz walk into the building just now, and if those other dudes got what they asked for, then me asking for a little muscle mass isn't so unreasonable. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
76 |
71 |
2 |
3 |
5967 |
Because your co-workers said they grew tired of carrying you. |
1.1053 |
0.04091 |
95 |
88 |
4 |
3 |
5968 |
My husband and I met on Tinder,
but he burned up on the first date. |
1.1053 |
0.04091 |
95 |
88 |
4 |
3 |
5969 |
So the modeling gig didn’t work out. Tell me again why Mr. Haring fired you. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5970 |
They call me a real blank slate, but I don’t see it |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5971 |
Business casual for remote workers! |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
5972 |
Well, now that you have strip yourself out of all your humanity, what do you bring to the table? |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5973 |
I see "Hangman" here on your resume. |
1.1048 |
0.03561 |
105 |
96 |
7 |
2 |
5974 |
Agreed then. We should flesh this out and see if we can wrap our heads around the problem. |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
5975 |
Could you put a little flesh on that answer? |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5976 |
So, you say that your greatest strength is that you stick every landing? |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5977 |
Job performance? There's really nothing to it. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5978 |
I don't think your problem is a mental one |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5979 |
You’ll be very popular on bring your dog to work day. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5980 |
If I don't move she wont see me |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
5981 |
I guarantee you won't find a candidate with more stick-to-itiveness |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
5982 |
So as I understand it, you're sticking to your story.
MH Zahles
Ottawa, Ontario
Canada |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
5983 |
Yes, your compensation package includes full medical benefits. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5984 |
So what’s this about you refusing to work with people suffering from dislexia? |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5985 |
I see here Mr. Line that you're interested in a job with dimensions. Is that right? |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5986 |
I appreciated your outline, but could you flesh things out a little bit more for me? |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5987 |
Perhaps if you flesh things out a bit. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5988 |
Sorry, but your experience hanging on Calder mobiles is insufficiently substantive for this job. |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5989 |
And so I’m wondering, ‘is this how my children see me?’ |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5990 |
Looks like you need to flesh out your resume. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5991 |
Yes, I can see how you might find it difficult to approach HR. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5992 |
I need you to work in the office; we’ll pay for transportation if that’s alright with you |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5993 |
We can get you a job at a restroom door, but you're going to have to change your pronouns |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5994 |
You wanted to get to bare bones. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5995 |
And we do offer a great dental plan, not that it matters much to you. |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5996 |
You’ve really crossed the line this time. |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5997 |
The parole bord has turned you down for the last time. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5998 |
And you’re comfortable wearing woman’s clothing 20 hours a week? |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5999 |
Well what are you looking for then? A shell of a man? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
6000 |
The marketplace is very tough in this period, for now maybe you should stick to your field. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
6001 |
I feel like you aren't really seeing me. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6002 |
Sorry, not taking applications until October |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6003 |
Keto or intermittent fasting? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6004 |
So you’re one of those shortcut figurative symbolic people who work in the background and generally get things done. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6005 |
Stick to the point, buster! |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6006 |
Your resume seems kind of thin... |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6007 |
Starting tomorrow, only milkshakes and cake! And no more Ozempic!! |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6008 |
You must line yourself up, pencil-man
if you want THIS job... |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6009 |
That’s my story and I’m sticking with it , Dr. Woods |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
6010 |
And your friends call you “Sticky”? |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6011 |
WHAT DO YOU MEAN; 'AS MY ART AGENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I'VE ALREADY SPENT MY ADVANCE?!'- DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A DETAILED PICTURE?!! |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6012 |
so, tell me, what diet are you on? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6013 |
Sorry, but I’ve got to take this call … you’ll have to slide yourself out” |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
6014 |
So you think your experience in Hangman shows are a team player? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6015 |
I'm feeling a little sketchy, lately. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6016 |
Do you have any food allergies? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6017 |
Let me know when you're all here. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6018 |
I hoped this interview would help flesh out your resume. Apparently that is not the case. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6019 |
So let me get this straight… |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6020 |
We highly value well-rounded candidates like yourself |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6021 |
I admire your sticktoitiveness. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6022 |
Your stuck with it! |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6023 |
I'm sorry but your resume seems a little thread bare for us |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6024 |
Besides your expertise in hangman and stickball, what else will bring to our firm? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6025 |
I don't know why but ever since Covid I've felt Empty. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
6026 |
I think I can see now why your resume shows such a thin body of work. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
6027 |
Wow! And I thought last week's contest lacked dimension. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6028 |
Interesting proposal, can you flesh it out? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6029 |
and then he said that he could draw . . . |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6030 |
We'll have to flesh out a few things before the doctor can see you. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6031 |
We're looking for employees with stick-to-itiveness. Welcome aboard. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6032 |
Now I see why your resume was so lean. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
6033 |
Your resume is a bit thin. Perhaps you could flesh it out? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6034 |
Why don’t you flesh out your background for me? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6035 |
A.I? Do you have a middle name? s |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
6036 |
We have a networking group that we’d like to consider you for in a promotional campaign to encourage engagement. Stick to it |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
6037 |
I think you'll fit our newly redesigned walk-up space for our tele-workers. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
6038 |
Says your only dislike is the game hangman. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
6039 |
Mr. Stick, you said you want to sell your dog? |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
6040 |
I apologize. It’s absurd to think you might be on Ozempic. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
6041 |
Don't worry, we'll give you plenty of time to knock the rust off. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
6042 |
Be patient. It takes time for some artists to grasp figure drawing. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
6043 |
Your resume is fine but you seem a little sketchy. |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
6044 |
You say I need more laughter in my life, but when I tell a joke it always falls flat. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
6045 |
I see upper management has spread the company thinly. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
6046 |
Mr. Fargus,I am afraid it’s pointless to keep you in the study. You have nothing left to offer. |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
6047 |
Due to cutbacks we will no longer be able to draw you with any detail |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
6048 |
"And your strongest feature as a candidate for this job |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6049 |
You've lost a lot of weight since you were last here,Mr. Draws. |
1.1029 |
0.04750 |
68 |
63 |
3 |
2 |
6050 |
I'm not invested in identity politics. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6051 |
It’s called stickzophrenia. You can be anyone you want. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6052 |
How do you think you'd be able to draw on your experience to be successful in this job? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6053 |
Why do you want to leave xkcd? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6054 |
I know this is insensitive, but what is your method of payment? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6055 |
I know you missed the meeting, but I can't fill you in. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6056 |
So instead, this week, why don't we talk about your face? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6057 |
Why is your family picture on the back of so many cars? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6058 |
Your one liners are witty, but I can see right through you! |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6059 |
Your credentials look good, but I feel you are lacking depth. |
1.1029 |
0.04750 |
68 |
63 |
3 |
2 |
6060 |
I’m not sure if Ozempic is working or not. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
6061 |
As your therapist I have to reassure you that in good time, you will become a more well rounded person. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
6062 |
We here at Human Resources have several question we'd like to ask you. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6063 |
I'm looking for someone who is lean and mean. What makes you think that you are that person? |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6064 |
Like you, your resume lacks depth. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6065 |
As H.R. official I expect you to wear clothes like everyone else even if you are on the thin side. |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
6066 |
Eh, we always need strong framed workers. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6067 |
Indeed, I think you would make an excellent spokesperson for our new line of dietary products.” |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6068 |
Nice concept. Think you could flesh that out a bit . |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
6069 |
I'm sorry, Kevin, but dress-down Fridays have limits. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6070 |
You’ve been getting away with the bare minimum. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6071 |
Why do you think I'm telling you what you want to hear? |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6072 |
Can you flesh out that idea a little? |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6073 |
Let's just stick to the facts! |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6074 |
When I suggested you steel yourself for your confrontation with your narcissistic mother, I only meant you should try not to over-react to her callous provocations. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6075 |
Your 3rd quarter projections are not adding up. Please just stick to your figures. |
1.1026 |
0.04684 |
78 |
73 |
2 |
3 |
6076 |
Tell me more. |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
6077 |
Can you separate yourself into six body pieces ? |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6078 |
Your experience lines up nicely, but I'm not sure where we'd stick you. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6079 |
We have to end it. I don't care that you feel drawn to me. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6080 |
I'm disappointed I heard you were a big stick man |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6081 |
So why don’t you tell me why you decided to leave xkcd. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6082 |
You have a complaint about our weight loss program? |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
6083 |
So you’re a stick. Go figure. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6084 |
Things could get a little sticky. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
6085 |
So tell me how you really feel! |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
6086 |
Unfortunately, there are some gaps in your resume. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6087 |
You can’t just show up at my work like this! I told you my husband knows about us. I’m sure of it |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6088 |
I’m reviewing your application, but it’s a bit thin |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6089 |
I think you'll make a great match for our team. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
6090 |
Your new weight loss program seems to be working. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
6091 |
Why,yes,I am extremely proficient in Powerpoint. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
6092 |
No, you go and amuse yourself! |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
6093 |
I'm sorry, I can't offer you this promotion, but stick to it and good things will come. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
6094 |
Stick with it. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
6095 |
Stick to the facts! |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
6096 |
I woke up today thinking "what does it all mean?" |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
6097 |
So, you lost at Hangman? |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
6098 |
I thought the Ozempic was M & Ms. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6099 |
Your ad said that you were hiring a skeleton crew for the graveyard shift… |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
6100 |
Our conversations are not as animated as they used to be. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6101 |
It's like, everything sticks to me!
-Carl Grady, Grosse Pointe Park, MI |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
6102 |
You left your hat on the last visit |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
6103 |
I think you should stick with this |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
6104 |
We appreciate your transparency about yourself …would you be willing to consider wearing pants tomorrow? |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6105 |
This could get sticky. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6106 |
The chances of getting that raise are slim to none. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6107 |
Well, your diet seems to be working. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
6108 |
It seems you misunderstood the job posting. . .
"Hockey stick men wanted."
This company designs and manufactures hockey sticks! |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6109 |
I know this is a sticky situation, but you will need to stick around for a while before we can find you a match |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6110 |
But we'll need you to stick with us through thick and thin. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6111 |
Yes, Mr. Stix, we do take every applicants' body language into account. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
6112 |
I am afraid we are looking for someone of greater substance. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6113 |
I just have one last question. If you do get the position, do you intend on sticking around. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6114 |
You’ve got the stick-to-it-ness we’re looking for. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
6115 |
Well, I’m having a bit of an existential crisis but should be good by Monday. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
6116 |
And why are you here to see the psychologist Mr. Smith? Uh, I can’t seem to stick to anything! Figures! |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
6117 |
We want to really stick it to the competition and we thought of you for the job.
By the way, about your job reference from Flat Stanley … |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
6118 |
I can't put my finger on it, but I think that you are missing something. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6119 |
Yes, I can see that you are strung out. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6120 |
Let's see if we can flesh out some of your details, shall we? |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6121 |
So you say that you are a private detective, Mr. Templar? |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6122 |
In your favor, our HR policy does support the hiring of bundles of sticks. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6123 |
I’m sorry. In our diversity and inclusion hiring policy, this is where we draw the line. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6124 |
I agree, after reviewing your case it certainly seems you do find yourself in a sticky situation. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6125 |
Moore…Roger Moore. Too subtle? |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6126 |
We already haaave the bare outline, but are looking for someone to flesh out the text. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6127 |
Looks like the dog ate your thought bubble.”
-Michelle D. Dewey, Centreville, M |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6128 |
Stick man:"AI, AI! You pass the Turin Test." |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
6129 |
Thanks for sticking with me to help flesh this out. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6130 |
Hangman? That name is not gonna get you far in Silicon Valley |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6131 |
FACE my issues?! |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6132 |
I won't be needing any lunch time or bathroom breaks. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6133 |
Is it Mr.Stick Fgure, or Ms. Stick Figure, or Mx Stick Figure? |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6134 |
You're perfect, figuratively speaking, of course. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6135 |
The complaint is that you're sticking around the customers too closely. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6136 |
This is the thinnest resume' I've ever seen. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6137 |
The rules of the office are that every man has to wear a tie. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6138 |
We need to build up your self-esteem, Mr. Smith. Substance to your sense of self is lacking.” |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6139 |
Tell me what you really think. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6140 |
Let's just stick to the facts of why you were called down to my office. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6141 |
I’m so glad we’ve resumed in-person interviews! |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6142 |
You don't understand--I said 'stick man'. Not "sticking it to the man" |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
6143 |
We really do need to stick together. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6144 |
At least one of us is present |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6145 |
Typically we look to fill this position with someone that has a bit more substance but we still support affirmative action so you are hired |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6146 |
…and the pronoun you identify with? |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
6147 |
Im impressed, your Q4 sales are the figures that really stick out here |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
6148 |
Your resume said you can lift and carry 50 pounds. Are you willing to demonstrate this? |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
6149 |
I need better parts, Jane. I don’t want to only be known as the father in the “family stickers” on the backs of vans |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
6150 |
Your resumé seems a bit incomplete |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
6151 |
I warned you not to overdo the Ozempic shots.
Now you're totally braindead! |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
6152 |
Do your gender impersonations include They/Them?" |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
6153 |
That you were born in the Sticks figures. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
6154 |
We need to talk about your weight loss. |
1.1010 |
0.03659 |
99 |
91 |
6 |
2 |
6155 |
Lately, I’ve been feeling a little out of depth at work. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6156 |
Bidenomics: Human Edition |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
6157 |
I'm just feeling a bit edgy lately |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6158 |
It was Keto diet. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6159 |
AI isn't exactly remote. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6160 |
You look fine on paper but how do you see yourself contributing to a three dimensional team? |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6161 |
Sorry! That's where I draw. the line |
1.1000 |
0.04618 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
6162 |
Yes, of course I will stick to all company policies. |
1.1000 |
0.03624 |
100 |
92 |
6 |
2 |
6163 |
The moment when Mr. Farfenugen learned that his services at VW were no longer needed. |
1.1000 |
0.04618 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
6164 |
So you say you have stick-to-it-iveness. That’s exactly what’s needed for this job. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6165 |
“Management would appreciate you playing hangman on your own time.” |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
6166 |
...and you have a thin resume as well. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6167 |
...but the pardon came through just as they were about to hang me, so ... No. No criminal record. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6168 |
Yes, you were very good in “The Saint.” |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6169 |
Can you fill in your outline in more detail? |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6170 |
And I’m sick of people asking me to play Hang the Butcher. |
1.1000 |
0.03887 |
90 |
83 |
5 |
2 |
6171 |
OK, you're the new face of our company. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
6172 |
Okay, stick it to me. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
6173 |
Can you flesh that out? |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
6174 |
Of course you are a valued staff member... |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6175 |
So tell me what would make you a good spokesperson for our new line of miracle diet pills. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
6176 |
1. So, can you fill in a little bit more about yourself?
2. So, can you flesh out your profile for me a little bit? |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6177 |
So,did you ever meet Roger Moore? |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
6178 |
Could you flesh out your resume a little? |
1.1000 |
0.04618 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
6179 |
I’ll just use your resume to fill in the details. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6180 |
I wasn’t trying to be rude — I just have resting stick face. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6181 |
I'm sorry, it was 4:55 and everything was done except you... |
1.1000 |
0.03887 |
90 |
83 |
5 |
2 |
6182 |
The weight of this new assignment may overwhelm you. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6183 |
Well Daryl,for one,we know very well that you’ve been working from home. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
6184 |
Okay,I may be linear,but I'm goal-oriented and not easily distracted. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6185 |
Am I hearing that you put your heart and soul into this piece? |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6186 |
So. You were saying you feel empty? |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
6187 |
I just don’t see how we can make this work if you won’t wear the skirt. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
6188 |
Frankly, you are a simple man. Or woman. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
6189 |
Your resume looks rather thin, Mr. Jones. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
6190 |
I suggest we add some fat to your diet |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6191 |
Do you have any other positive qualities besides stick-to-it-iveness? |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
6192 |
I really think the cartoonist could do a better job with you. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6193 |
I'd like to flesh out your resume a bit, if that's ok with you |
1.1000 |
0.05046 |
70 |
66 |
1 |
3 |
6194 |
Help. Marketing wants to keep playing Hang Man. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6195 |
Flesh out my role in this matter! |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6196 |
You might have better luck getting this job if you add a bit more dimension to your character background. |
1.1000 |
0.04618 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
6197 |
Interesting story. But maybe we should flesh this out a bit. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
6198 |
I'm a nudist empty suit. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
6199 |
This was the best ChatGPT could do with your creation story considering the limited details in your prompt. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6200 |
Please spell your name for me-“
“It’s capital H, lowercase a, n, g, m, a, n” |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
6201 |
Im here for a medical cannabis card to help me with my appetite. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
6202 |
Some day I want to sit behind a desk like you because only at that point will I be fully human. |
1.1000 |
0.03887 |
90 |
83 |
5 |
2 |
6203 |
Is this Hangman's gig going to pay more than last year's? I hate having to collect myself after a kid is not able to spell. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
6204 |
I wish the interview was over. |
1.0990 |
0.03302 |
101 |
92 |
8 |
1 |
6205 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
6206 |
I'm sitting facing you so you can see me. |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
6207 |
Would you feel comfortable working here at Shed-a-Lot? |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6208 |
No woman, no cry, Stick Figure. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6209 |
I have limited application... |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6210 |
I admired the spareness of your resume. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6211 |
I messed up, Doc. Now I'm too skinny. And it cost me $9000 to get this way, yet! And for my $9000, I could have had a private chef and a private trainer instead! |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6212 |
I'm expecting full transparency from you. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6213 |
I’m sorry, but I’ll need you to demonstrate your ability to lift 30 pounds. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6214 |
Your resume looks a bit sketchy. Can you fill in some details? |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
6215 |
Sure, you've heard it before. But you really should stick to it. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6216 |
On first occasion, I'm always delusional. In the course of time, I love seeing people as people. |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
6217 |
So you didn't get the part, at least you remembered all your lines for the audition. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6218 |
Yes, our company does use stick figure drawings in PowerPoint. It is not to be construed as a degradation. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6219 |
Yes Ms. Gray, I'm feeling a bit empty today. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6220 |
I really appreciate your transparency, Humphrys. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6221 |
Your resume paints a very limited picture of you, as a person. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6222 |
Why don’t you just stick around until we find a job for you. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6223 |
I take being transparent very literally. |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
6224 |
The psychological test indicates you lack flexibility. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
6225 |
Do you know how to play hangman? |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6226 |
Great news—your blood work came back any everything is normal. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
6227 |
Tell me what would you give us at lunch time? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6228 |
So you say you were hung by two employees? |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6229 |
Well Mr. Templar, I don't think we can use you as an investigator any longer, since you lost your halo |
1.0986 |
0.04555 |
71 |
66 |
3 |
2 |
6230 |
Yes, I see the irony. But please, let's stick to the subject. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6231 |
I’m especially good at handling sticky situations. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6232 |
We're counting on you to stick the landing on this merger. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6233 |
Do you really think it is anorexia? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6234 |
If you can't show your face around this office then you can find another job. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6235 |
I’m sick of you stick men! You all think you’re god’s gift to cartoon women.” |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6236 |
No humanities, no foreign languages, no English lit on your transcripts. You are the perfect blank slate for us. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6237 |
And why do you think AI will make you a complete figure? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6238 |
I'm not sure you're the right spokesperson for our milkshake brand! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6239 |
I'm sorry, you are not what we quite had in mind for a cartoon character... |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6240 |
Tell me about your diet. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6241 |
Whenever I ask, 'Who can work this weekend?' or 'Who can organize a carpool?' or "Who can take up an office birthday party collection?", you have to stop saying, 'Icon! Icon!' |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6242 |
Yes, I understand you persevere. But can you tell me about your other job qualifications? |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6243 |
Your resumé lacks depth. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6244 |
You need to add more meat to your resume. It's a tad too thin. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6245 |
To say that ‘ I feel like a shell of myself’ is an overstatement. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6246 |
Why don’t you stick around for a while until we figure something out. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6247 |
I don't understand. You're not happy with the new you? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6248 |
As you suggested, I've stripped myself of all my defense mechanisms. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6249 |
Stick to what you are doing. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6250 |
My worse trait? People say I'm one dimensional. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6251 |
I am sure when Bill said he was going to stick it to the man, he didn’t mean literally |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
6252 |
Sorry, but we’re looking for someone with more substance to fill the role. |
1.0986 |
0.04555 |
71 |
66 |
3 |
2 |
6253 |
What makes me a resourceful candidate? Well, you can use my head as a bubble wand if you’re ever bored! |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
6254 |
I see, Mr. Templar. And what did you do before The Saint? |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
6255 |
I've read your resume, but how do you see yourself in this job? |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
6256 |
As you can see, the position as my desk lamp has been filled by a lesser qualified candidate. |
1.0978 |
0.03805 |
92 |
85 |
5 |
2 |
6257 |
We need someone trustworthy, and quite frankly you seem a bit sketchy. |
1.0976 |
0.04461 |
82 |
77 |
2 |
3 |
6258 |
Please Mr Parker you’ve been here 10 times this week already. You have to have a better reason to ask for coalis |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
6259 |
I have a question for you. Where are you hiding the couch? |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
6260 |
We're sorry to let you go but there's just no depth to your work |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
6261 |
You might be a good match for us. Our cubicles are bare minimal. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
6262 |
Sorry, bit of a mix-up. We thought you were the Neubauten guy, not the xkcd guy. Get the fuck out of here, nerd. |
1.0976 |
0.04110 |
82 |
76 |
4 |
2 |
6263 |
If you want to get anywhere in this company, you can't just be another face. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
6264 |
Your resumé is very interesting; I didn't know they hired nude models preschool art class. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
6265 |
Yes, we have gender-neutral bathrooms. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6266 |
I am what's inside the ultimate empty suit, waiting to be dressed anyway you want! |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6267 |
I have read your application and can read between the lines. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6268 |
I feel like I’m just a shell of myself. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6269 |
No worries, we seek diversity when it comes to fewer than three dimensions. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6270 |
Though I expect you don't throw much weight in the scales, you are selected for the next round because of your open face. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6271 |
Despite your obvious transparency, you’ve left a lot to the imagination. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6272 |
Sorry, we prefer that our employees be multidimensional. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6273 |
Of course, that you realize that you have to pass an urine test before we can offer you a position |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6274 |
I'm looking for fulfilling multidimensional employment. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6275 |
Unfortunately, our walk sign positions have all been filled. Do you know any of any disembodied hands looking for work? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6276 |
Well, I warned you about going on that Paleolithic diet. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6277 |
It looks like the Ozempic worked too well Mr. Smith. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6278 |
The Lost and Found Dept. would very much appreciate it if you could just stop showing up every single day! |
1.0972 |
0.04909 |
72 |
68 |
1 |
3 |
6279 |
Be careful when you get up. That chair can get sticky." |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6280 |
You didn’t get the promotion to vice-president. That went to a cardboard cutout. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6281 |
Mr. Henderson, your position looks a little hollow. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6282 |
We’re looking for more of a Barbie type, with high arches. |
1.0972 |
0.04493 |
72 |
67 |
3 |
2 |
6283 |
Can you explain how you save money? On food perhaps? |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6284 |
So...after your triumph in Children Crossing, your career hit a lull? |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6285 |
And what is your preferred noun? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6286 |
How long have you been on Ozentic? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6287 |
Unfortunately, there is no body to your resume.”
Jeffrey Manly
Toronto, On |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6288 |
I just feel I have so much more to offer the world than the pee my pants pose for public restroom signs. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6289 |
Your resume seems a bit sketchy. Could you flesh it out for me? |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6290 |
The outline of your experience looks interesting, but the job of stick man has been filled |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
6291 |
I'm looking for my birth-parents. Rumours are that I came from two tangled-up clothes hangers in a hat check booth at a Vegas casino, if that's any help... |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6292 |
We are replacing you with Wordl. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6293 |
: "I think I am the everyman you are want." |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
6294 |
I know superheroes are the ‘in’ thing right now, but…do you really think you need a name that strikes fear in the hearts of the other members of the debating team? I dunno… I think ‘Strawman’ sounds kinda weak |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
6295 |
Could you sketch out your qualifications in a little more detail? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
6296 |
Now, tell me again: how long have you been on an iron diet? |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
6297 |
We actually expect our employees to be expressive and energetic. |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
6298 |
Have you thought about joining a gym? |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
6299 |
Your manager says you've been wasting company time playing Hangman solitaire all day. |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
6300 |
We don't let stick figures join the ballet. |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
6301 |
I'm afraid our appeal was rejected. One more correct letter and they will hang you. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
6302 |
Not Human Resources, Mr. Stickman, Rendering. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
6303 |
Who told you that my company could make stick figures whole? |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
6304 |
We're looking for someone with stick-to-it-ness. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
6305 |
you will be working with stick figures eight hours a day. Just so you know. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
6306 |
You're looking for a sign? Me too. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
6307 |
Where do you see yourself walking in ten years? |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
6308 |
Mr. Emacia - TED, if you'll allow - could you expound further on what you mean by being a very drawn individual?" |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
6309 |
OK, so when you take over the company, will you stop at that? |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
6310 |
Sorry, I forgot you encouraged staff to bring their ‘whole selves’ to work. |
1.0964 |
0.04062 |
83 |
77 |
4 |
2 |
6311 |
I find your character sketchy, at best. |
1.0964 |
0.04062 |
83 |
77 |
4 |
2 |
6312 |
I don’t know about these references, Mr. Smith, I feel as if I can see right through you. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
6313 |
What makes you think you can stick? |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6314 |
Don’t be afraid to let your personality shine through. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6315 |
Yea, I can wait. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6316 |
This job has stolen every thing from me. I do not recognize myself. I do not experience joy anymore. My wife left me. My kids hate me. I am a shell of the man I was. That's why I have been acting like this. I don't care to save face. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6317 |
We have big plans for you here at Matchsticks Inc. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6318 |
Let’s discuss your Human Resources needs. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6319 |
You need to put on a little weight. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6320 |
I know its dangerous, but would you be open to working in Hangman?" |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6321 |
Your resume is a bit thin, could you help me color in some of your experiences? |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6322 |
We’ve looked at your resume, and it’s a match. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6323 |
I don't look at it as a problem when someone only has the ability to draw stick figures. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6324 |
Where did you leave the rest of you? |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6325 |
I’m going to need you to flesh it out for me. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6326 |
I previously worked at xkcd. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6327 |
You're not as one dimensional as this complaint made you out to be. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6328 |
"Just because you're a robot doesn't mean you're not expendable." |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6329 |
Sorry. We’re looking for someone with less transparency, more depth, |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6330 |
Your work history seems a bit thin. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6331 |
I don’t think our job matches your capacities |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
6332 |
Your diet seemed to have worked really well, except that your face is gone. |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
6333 |
Legally, I can’t ask, however are you an alien? |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6334 |
I don’t feel like you’re being completely transparent. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6335 |
If you can change a lightbulb alone, you’re hired. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6336 |
Your resume appears rather thin and, to tell the truth, rather generic -- almost anonymous. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6337 |
Is it anorexia or drawing sketch syndrome? |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6338 |
Dr.,no matter what I do I feel people can see right through me |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6339 |
Realize the difficulty of being the meat of the Republican platform. |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
6340 |
I’m sorry Mister Templar, but you just don’t have it anymore. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6341 |
...and I see that your M O is "keep it simple" . |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
6342 |
We expect our employees to more than symbolic, and well rounded. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6343 |
I'll only accept positions without strings attached. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6344 |
On behalf of management, we will cease the Hangman icebreaker. We did not realize it was so triggering. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6345 |
I was hoping to hire someone with more substance. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6346 |
I’d like you to represent the customer. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6347 |
I’m sorry, but with the rise of programs like DALL-E 2 and Midjourney, there just isn’t much market left for someone with your particular skill set. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
6348 |
Mrs. Harris, I was thinking, about the job. I can do it for 75% less than what you offered AI with no benefits nor breaks. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6349 |
How do I put this…we feel like we drew the short end of the stick. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6350 |
We believe you have a strong case for 'cruel and unusual punishment'. |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
6351 |
So, you’re feeling some crisis of identity,or gender, or… both? Trendy indeed! |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
6352 |
You seem to treat every day as if it’s dress-down Friday. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
6353 |
Ever just want to stick to the man? |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
6354 |
So you are telling me this all happened after you accidentally hit a gypsy with your car? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
6355 |
Other than your one pharmaceutical commerical, your resume looks pretty thin. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
6356 |
Turn up with more muscle and your hired. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
6357 |
I can see you're in a hurry, so I'll ask if they can take you now. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
6358 |
That job is already taken, how do you feel about cross dressing. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
6359 |
Stickmen are a dime a dozen these days. I suggest that you put on a little weight so that we can flesh out your resume significantly. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
6360 |
Just act like this is normal |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
6361 |
So you really want to sue the Diet Company |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
6362 |
Your CV is impressive, but what about your lived experience? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
6363 |
I know my resume isn’t fully fleshed out but with a stroke of your pen you can change that! |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
6364 |
I'm sorry. What did you say your pronouns were? |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
6365 |
do you type |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
6366 |
We’re used to having ‘yes’ men. But we’re really to try someone with your qualities. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
6367 |
And which pronouns do you prefer? |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
6368 |
We feel your work has been a little one-dimensional. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
6369 |
I really need this job to save face. All I get are black stares from people. |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
6370 |
We HR staffers dream about people like you |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
6371 |
What pronoun do you choose to use? |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
6372 |
Yes, I’m looking for a salary in the stick figures |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
6373 |
I am sorry but we have no plans do a redux of "The saint". |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6374 |
Despite excellent personality test results, your perfect diction and lack of a thick accent make working at a call center less than ideal for you. Have you considered becoming a lawyer?” |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
6375 |
Your reporting line has been changed |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
6376 |
I appreciate your flexibility in taking on this project. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6377 |
Wait, i know who you are!
You are a celebrity, right?
I´ve seen you somewhere |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6378 |
Your resume was rather skimpy. I was hoping we could flesh it out with a personal interview." |
1.0946 |
0.04375 |
74 |
69 |
3 |
2 |
6379 |
I see you have a lot of experience as an artists model. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6380 |
Hello Ron! |
1.0946 |
0.04375 |
74 |
69 |
3 |
2 |
6381 |
You're right, Mr Smith - being judged by your looks can be degrading. I'm glad you've come for counseling. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
6382 |
Stick with it,you'll get ahead eventually! |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
6383 |
So why do you think you have anxiety? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6384 |
It appears we have much more to fill out than your application forms. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6385 |
It's a tough gig, do you have stickability? |
1.0946 |
0.04375 |
74 |
69 |
3 |
2 |
6386 |
Do you prefer to work at home or in the office? |
1.0946 |
0.04375 |
74 |
69 |
3 |
2 |
6387 |
And how do you draw yourself in the organization, say, five years from now? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
6388 |
Could you flesh your answer out a bit? |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
6389 |
Well, Mr. AI, your CV says you're all things to all people. Where'd you go to school? |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
6390 |
More carbs |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
6391 |
Can you flesh out your work experience a little more? |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
6392 |
Well, you've got yourself into a sticky situation! |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
6393 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Doe. We're having some trouble with your references. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
6394 |
And what would you say are some of your weaknesses? |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
6395 |
Are you open to being trademarked and replicated? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
6396 |
Sorry, Mr. A.I. --your perfect SAT scores don't convince me you have the versatility this job requires. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6397 |
I see under job experience you list ‘appeared in increasing states of peril as children kept picking the wrong damned letters.’ |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6398 |
We don’t feel you can fill that role. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6399 |
Do you really need to go on a diet? |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
6400 |
I think that you are transparent ! |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6401 |
Tell me again, what is it that makes you a well rounded candidate?” |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6402 |
Get to the point. My patience is wearing thin." |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6403 |
What is it about stick people you find attractive? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6404 |
I suppose that you are going to stick to me !! |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
6405 |
So, you’re applying for the position of Hangman with the Georgia Dept. Of Corrections. |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
6406 |
I know its worrisome, but you should also be covered under Title Seven! |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6407 |
I hope they don't see right through me. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6408 |
Can you fill in a bit more detail for me? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6409 |
My most satisfying job was that of the lead team member in a minivan bumper sticker campaign through which my foremost skills of flexibility and confidence successfully communicated to the driving public the imperative of family safety in traffic. |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
6410 |
At least I’m not an impasto! |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6411 |
I see here you have many areas of interest, but seem to lack an overall volume of knowledge. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6412 |
Well, that's a pretty sticky situation, isn't it? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6413 |
What do you mean ‘you can’t stick it here any longer’? |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
6414 |
So, Mr. Jones, how is your weight loss diet working? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6415 |
The problem is, is that it's just a personality you're missing. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6416 |
Yes, I am a stickler. That said, we have to flesh out your résumé. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6417 |
Your outline is fine; you need to flesh out the details. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6418 |
We're not letting you go because you're a stick figure. |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
6419 |
I’m sorry, but your demands are unrealistic. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6420 |
To be brutally honest Mr. Stickman, you're never going to be as popular in the office as Mr. Smileyface."
(note: insert smiley face in picture on wall with "Best, Smiley" written below in frame area |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6421 |
So your official position is that you didn’t use Ozempic, it was just diet and exercise? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6422 |
do you prefer one on one 'or' one on zero"! |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
6423 |
I'll have what she's having |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
6424 |
I feel I know you personally. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
6425 |
I think it’s important to keep an open mind about things. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
6426 |
Your sticktoitiveness is what we found most intriguing in your job application. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
6427 |
So, other than inventing Ozempic, your strength is your stick-figure cartoons. |
1.0930 |
0.03924 |
86 |
80 |
4 |
2 |
6428 |
You haven’t made much of a first-impression! |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
6429 |
Which pronoun do I use? I don't even have a gender. |
1.0930 |
0.03924 |
86 |
80 |
4 |
2 |
6430 |
So you think this will flesh out your résumé |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
6431 |
I never said you were full of bull. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
6432 |
I see you have written for @errantscience. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
6433 |
Mr. Thinking, it came to our attention that you have become unidementional. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
6434 |
So far we have Y - - RE F -RED,and,yes,there is an I. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6435 |
Your weight loss is a bit of a concern. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
6436 |
Your resume here says you're details-oriented? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
6437 |
How good would you say your communication skills are? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
6438 |
You have the education but your work resume is a little thin. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6439 |
We think that you would be just the person to conduct our racial diversity training. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
6440 |
Well, we have an opening for a school crossing guard that I think you're perfect for" |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6441 |
We think you're just too niche for the position, unfortunately. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
6442 |
I definitely appreciate your stick-to-it-ive-ness |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6443 |
We regret to inform you that your job is being replaced by AI. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
6444 |
I definitely have a stick to it attitude. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6445 |
Perhaps you could flesh out your résumé. |
1.0921 |
0.04262 |
76 |
71 |
3 |
2 |
6446 |
Yes, we are looking for someone who's a stickler for protocols. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6447 |
We're hoping that you can expand on your resume. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6448 |
I see you have the fundamentals, but your resume is somewhat thin. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6449 |
You promised me Ozempic FACE! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6450 |
I'm sorry but we were looking for someone with an education level above kindergarten. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6451 |
Well, it's a bit of a problem then if you have no self to tell us about |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6452 |
Your performance is flat; instead of sticking it to the company, you should try a three dimensional approach |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6453 |
I dont think you match our needs |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6454 |
We reviewed your profile and find it sketchy |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6455 |
Maybe it's time to layoff that diabetes medication you took for weight loss - you're looking a little TOO thin! |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6456 |
for the first draft, your structure was too simple to hold my interest... |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6457 |
John,you were always thin,but look at you now! I think you overdid it! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6458 |
How about lunch? Your figure looks drawn. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6459 |
Apparently the figure wasn't adjusted for inflation. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
6460 |
Really? ... You've nothing to say about yourself? ... I see. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
6461 |
Are you here to talk about your missing cock? |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
6462 |
I'm so sorry but our department has a large number of overweight folks.
I don't see you fitting in. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
6463 |
We need to stick to the figures you provided in the last meeting. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
6464 |
Nothing personal, but your resume is way too thin. |
1.0920 |
0.03880 |
87 |
81 |
4 |
2 |
6465 |
We appreciate your coming into to flesh out your application |
1.0920 |
0.03880 |
87 |
81 |
4 |
2 |
6466 |
My skill set is superior to Bond's. |
1.0920 |
0.03880 |
87 |
81 |
4 |
2 |
6467 |
I would calculate your net worth, but I'm having trouble with the stick figure. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
6468 |
I know you're a stickler for detail, but you don't need to be such a stick in the mud. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
6469 |
I know you've been cutting back,
but we're gonna have to let you go. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
6470 |
I’d like to flesh out some ideas with you |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
6471 |
Doc, I can't even face myself in the mirror! |
1.0920 |
0.03880 |
87 |
81 |
4 |
2 |
6472 |
I'm sorry, Mrs. Johnson is running late could you stick around for awhile. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6473 |
So basically I felt I accomplished all I could in my previous position as a hangman. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6474 |
They replaced me with a bumper sticker, so I'm looking for a new gig. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6475 |
Once you get to know me, you’ll see that I’m very multidimensional. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6476 |
We cover dental and visual, but not corporeal. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6477 |
Can I get you anything while you wait? An inker? |
1.0909 |
0.03837 |
88 |
82 |
4 |
2 |
6478 |
I do have a face. You just can’t see it because it’s covered in jizz right now” |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
6479 |
I think it would help to flesh out your concerns before we discuss the promotion. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6480 |
How can I help you today? |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6481 |
Something really sticks out about you. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6482 |
Your mere existence body-shames the rest of us. |
1.0909 |
0.04208 |
77 |
72 |
3 |
2 |
6483 |
sorry Simon....007 vacancy is now filled |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
6484 |
I'm afraid we can't hire you as a private detective -- people will see what through you. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6485 |
I don't need every detail. Just give me the broad strokes. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
6486 |
I'm sorry, Frank - we're letting you go. This firm needs lawyers with a creative vision and you're just hung up on the letter of the law. Literally. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6487 |
We’re looking for someone who’s a bit more detail oriented. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6488 |
Sadly, we don't offer refinancing for two-dimensional homes. |
1.0909 |
0.04208 |
77 |
72 |
3 |
2 |
6489 |
I am a shadow stick of my former self... |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6490 |
I should have been more specific when I requested a walking stick |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
6491 |
Sir, that's not what we offer in terms of "body-building." |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
6492 |
Can you outline your personality for me? |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
6493 |
I wish there were something I could tell you... |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6494 |
You can't seem to stick to the same figures. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6495 |
It’s no use Smithers-I can see right through you. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
6496 |
I can't understand why people think I'm sketchy. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
6497 |
Has anyone ever described you as “shallow”? |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
6498 |
I'm sorry, we're trying to hire a human not an AI being |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
6499 |
I'm sorry, we're seeking a slick fixture expert. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6500 |
“ I have to say your resume was sketchy at best.” |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6501 |
They’ve always called me an airhead, Doc, and I’m not sure how to feel about that. |
1.0909 |
0.04208 |
77 |
72 |
3 |
2 |
6502 |
I think you should consider adding fiber to your diet. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
6503 |
I'd like you to touch up my face with graphite filler, and erase some of my fine lines. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6504 |
Is your resume as rudimentary as you are? |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
6505 |
Let me guess, he didn't find the right words? |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
6506 |
'Well, You'll simply have to stick with it." |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
6507 |
You will gain some weight if you get the job. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
6508 |
You are very simple cosplay |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
6509 |
Please take your time on this next guess |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
6510 |
I'd work on my resume if I were you. It's rather sketchy. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
6511 |
I don't really think you have your future sketched out. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6512 |
It's for our graphic art position. How good are you at drawing? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6513 |
We're looking for a candidate who can connect all the dots. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6514 |
We here at xkcd have appreciated your contributions, but we're going to have to let you go. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6515 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with more CGI background than you appear to have. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6516 |
And how is your diet? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6517 |
Unfortunately, xkcd has become a bit of a monopsony in the stick figure labor market ... |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6518 |
Your background and experience seems light. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6519 |
Just so you are aware, we do charge a fee when you are overdrawn. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
6520 |
Sounds interesting, but I'm not sure it is something I'll stick with. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6521 |
How long have you been on the GOLO diet? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6522 |
What do you mean, too skinny?! I’m your perfect androgynous model for your fall unisex line. I have a cousin perfect for the fat line. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
6523 |
You look like a promising candidate for our new AI department. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6524 |
Just give me the outline. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6525 |
Your résumé’s so bare. Please flesh it out for me. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6526 |
I'm going to suggest you need a ghost-writer. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6527 |
I see that you took our no tattoes policy. seriously |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6528 |
We need to flesh you out |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6529 |
I can see why you say that your best quality is your stick-to-itiveness. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6530 |
Yes, we do make every effort to hire the physically challenged. For example, Agnes, here, is my proofreader. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6531 |
So sorry for the confusion, the ad specified we
are looking for a man who hangs dry wall. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
6532 |
And where do you see yourself in five years? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6533 |
So, aside from the occasional walk-on, have you played any more fleshed out characters, Mr. Dooley? |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6534 |
So, tell me, what makes you uniquely qualified to be hangman? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6535 |
You're just a shadow of yourself since the orientation. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
6536 |
There’s no talking your way out of this one, Frank - you’ve been seen several times now doing lines |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6537 |
soooo...between you and me, this looks like a cushy job? |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
6538 |
Because this quarter’s figures as just as dismal as last’s. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6539 |
Your resume is a bit thin on skill sets. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
6540 |
We need to discuss this radical weight loss. You’re down to 2 pixels. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6541 |
So, you say you have a problem, and it has to do with your 'schtick' ? |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6542 |
Sorry, but we're looking for someone with a more substantial body of experience. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
6543 |
You and your resume are a bit thin |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6544 |
Can’t I just hang, man? |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6545 |
I understand that it makes your job harder,but we have to charge them if they want to use a vowel. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
6546 |
I realize I’m a tad on the thin side, but I assure you my work ethic is full-bodied. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
6547 |
This is the way the what ends? |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
6548 |
It's not because you are a stick figure. The art department just needs more diversity in drawings. |
1.0896 |
0.04626 |
67 |
63 |
2 |
2 |
6549 |
The 'No Shirt, No Service' rule could be a problem, indeed. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6550 |
Mr. Stockman, I can assure you, our dresscode is very progressive, but some clothes are required. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
6551 |
You remind me of my ChatGPT boyfriend! |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
6552 |
No, we need to flesh this out now |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
6553 |
Then there’s the question of royalties. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
6554 |
We value applicants who show us they can stick with it. |
1.0889 |
0.03754 |
90 |
84 |
4 |
2 |
6555 |
I'd love to give you nutritional advice, but you have no vital organs. |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
6556 |
That was the weight loss not the objective.!! |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
6557 |
I have said this before, and shall say this again - you need to stick up for yourself |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
6558 |
It's not quite perfect, Shadow. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6559 |
Why won’t we approve your loan application? To put it bluntly, Mr. Plups, you’re a stick figure man in a semi-realistic world. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6560 |
The ad clearly stated we wanted someone who would stick around. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6561 |
Part of the job description was to draw a stick figure, not bring one to life |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6562 |
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6563 |
Well, have you any other distinguishing factors? |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6564 |
You are a perfect candidate. Not a blemish on you |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6565 |
That's all well and good, but what's your line of work? |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6566 |
Preferred pronoun? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6567 |
We're doing a remake of The Saint that starred Roger Moore. If you don't mind wearing a Halo you have the job. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6568 |
Let’s start by fleshing out your work history. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6569 |
I'm great at solving sticky problems. |
1.0886 |
0.04104 |
79 |
74 |
3 |
2 |
6570 |
Your resume says you don’t come with a lot of baggage |
1.0886 |
0.04104 |
79 |
74 |
3 |
2 |
6571 |
Sometimes I feel like a human IS needed for my job. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6572 |
Your resume is a little vague. Could you flesh it our a little bit? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6573 |
You can't stick in and sit out at the same time. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6574 |
For starters, I'd suggest fleshing out the characters... |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6575 |
Have you been warned that our work culture is very demanding at Hangman Incorporated? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6576 |
Thank you for coming in, but we require cartoons to be a little more fleshed out for these contests. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6577 |
Now I see this could have been a video call. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6578 |
Will you be sticking around for the next interview? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6579 |
I think you need to flesh out your qualifications a bit more… |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
6580 |
I really need you to think outside the lines of you're gonna stay on this project |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
6581 |
I think you should flesh out your resume. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
6582 |
You can start Monday, but please wear clothes.” |
1.0882 |
0.04559 |
68 |
64 |
2 |
2 |
6583 |
I am torn between being and nonbeing |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
6584 |
The governor suspects we’ve been making learning fun. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
6585 |
I just need you to fill in some of the blanks. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
6586 |
I'm glad we could start off with a clean slate. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
6587 |
And how do you spell your surname? Is there an E? |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
6588 |
Can you flesh out this list of job titles in your résumé? |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
6589 |
Tell me something about yourself that isn't on your resume. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
6590 |
You've come to the right lawyer. We'll stick it to her before she can stick it to you" |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
6591 |
In my previous role i spread myself too thin. So thin that i achieved the level of nonexistence. This is why i believe i will am the right candidate for this mid management role |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
6592 |
I like that you are well prepared to stick with the project. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
6593 |
Your resume was a little sketchy, so maybe you could fill in some details |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
6594 |
My life just isn't shaping up the way I want it to. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
6595 |
Too busy to eat? |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
6596 |
You're fired and don't let the door hit you. I mean that literally. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
6597 |
We find your AI qualifications to be a bit thin for this position. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
6598 |
It’s not like people are hanging on you ever being there. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
6599 |
Do you consider yourself a big-picture or detail-oriented person? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6600 |
We are an equally opportunity employer, but… |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
6601 |
HR PERSON: I think you know why I called you in here again, Jerry.
JERRY: ..Is it my stick dick-
HR PERSON: Yep your stick dick's still exposed at the office. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6602 |
We can't have you sticking around here anymore. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6603 |
You're perfect for the "Hangman" movie! |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6604 |
And,what diet have you been o recently? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6605 |
I am so tired of always losing at Hangman |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6606 |
Can you fill in some of the details please? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6607 |
And what makes you think that they won't ask you for your green card? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6608 |
I am sorry, but your career as a model stick figure in corporate advertising is over. Corporations are using AI to draw these days. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6609 |
All of our customer facing employees are required to wear a uniform. Are you okay with that? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6610 |
Your resume needs to be fleshed out a little. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6611 |
So how long have you been a vegan? |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
6612 |
White and Male? From Yale? You’re hired! |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6613 |
We believe that someone in this department has sticky fingers. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
6614 |
Some of the details on your resumé are a bit sketchy... |
1.0875 |
0.04054 |
80 |
75 |
3 |
2 |
6615 |
Um, perhaps if we could flesh out your resume. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6616 |
Kenneth, our sessions have been constructive, but we need to put a little more meat on the bones. |
1.0870 |
0.04495 |
69 |
65 |
2 |
2 |
6617 |
Frankly, we want to hire someone with a more interesting profile than yours. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
6618 |
People say they can see right through your excuses. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6619 |
Is this the anonymous Anorexia Unit? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6620 |
Can you use your AI skills so I can see you? |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
6621 |
It's come to my attention that you're putting in the bare minimum as an employee. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6622 |
You need to flesh out your profile. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6623 |
I’m having some trouble enrolling in biology. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6624 |
You can stop blowing planar smoke rings at me! |
1.0870 |
0.03675 |
92 |
86 |
4 |
2 |
6625 |
No, I am not an airhead, but a most clear-headed thinker. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6626 |
'...and what proof do you have that this slimming product works?' |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6627 |
Yes, we are looking for someone with sticktoitiveness. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
6628 |
... so, why only 2 weeks at "X"? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6629 |
I've been unemployed since the end of Flash Games Inc. I was their handyman. Golfer, sniper, you name it, I was on every computer, every mobile. I just want a cozy job now, any job. |
1.0870 |
0.04495 |
69 |
65 |
2 |
2 |
6630 |
Yes, on the other hand, Sherlock Holmes never investigated the case of the dancing emojis. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
6631 |
If you hire me, I can assure you that I will be completely flexible. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6632 |
We will do our best to accommodate you,but you still may stick out. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6633 |
I can see that you’re iconic, but you still need an appointment. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6634 |
Will I receive an email with tracking updates on when my new face will arrive?" |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
6635 |
Would you like to buy some hair and flesh before we try on clothes and shoes? |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
6636 |
They said to stick around - something might be opening up for someone as flexible as I am. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
6637 |
I’m here for my refill of Ozempic |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
6638 |
One of the side effects of too much Ozempic is your head turns into an “O”. |
1.0864 |
0.04005 |
81 |
76 |
3 |
2 |
6639 |
When I asked you to stick with it nor matter how tough the job got I didn't think you would take it so literally. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
6640 |
If this was a Zoom meeting I would tell you to adjust your webcam. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
6641 |
I know you have artistic standards, but you must return to Ms.Bell's kindergarten class at once. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
6642 |
to be blunt, mr. stix, this is a highly risky assignment and we were looking for someone with stones. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
6643 |
Here is your performance review: stick to what you are good at |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
6644 |
We're looking for someone with a little more dimensionality. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
6645 |
We expect to see significant development during your internship |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
6646 |
Yes, you're penciled in for today's sit. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
6647 |
We like you for the position, but we'll need to put some meat on you. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
6648 |
I get the feeling you’re not being fully transparent. |
1.0864 |
0.04005 |
81 |
76 |
3 |
2 |
6649 |
Do I have to spell it out for you? Y O U R E F I R E D" *underlined - hangman referenc |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
6650 |
„How can I skelet-isst you?“ |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
6651 |
You come across as very two-dimensional |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
6652 |
My strengths? I
like to think of myself as a real stick person. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
6653 |
So, that's it huh? All you have is that mesmerizing blank stare? |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
6654 |
I feel like I know you, but I just can't seem to put a name with your face. |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
6655 |
Quite frankly we've been looking for a thin man. |
1.0857 |
0.04432 |
70 |
66 |
2 |
2 |
6656 |
Let me sketch out there job description for you. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6657 |
You need to flesh out your resume for us to consider hiring you. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6658 |
Reviewing your resume, I wonder if we could fill in some details. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6659 |
You’d like to file a complaint with Human Resources, Mr. Hangman? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6660 |
How long have you felt light headed? |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6661 |
So…when exactly you lost your head ring mr. Templar…? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6662 |
Mr, Jackson , What ❓exactly do you eat,
When , ⁉️where, ⁉️and why ⁉️ |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6663 |
So, Mr. Stick, your resume here says you are good with figures. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6664 |
You're wasting my time. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6665 |
When I said 'Stick with the therapy',I meant something a bit different. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6666 |
Mr. MAGA? That’s unusual; where’s your family from?
Oh, all over, we all worked for a real estate tycoon from NY and the Daughters of the American Revolution. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6667 |
I’m just a hollow man looking to fill out my dreams. |
1.0857 |
0.04432 |
70 |
66 |
2 |
2 |
6668 |
I'd like to discuss a rather sticky situation. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6669 |
One-two-three, eyes on me. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6670 |
What do you mean, 'Our art budget is out?' |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6671 |
I am afraid we're looking for some one a little more substantive in our graphics department. |
1.0857 |
0.04432 |
70 |
66 |
2 |
2 |
6672 |
Can you figure out how stick you are? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6673 |
So, after prehistoric cave art, written languages, children’s drawings, and Internet animated doodling, you want to create a Woke Stick Guide and Manifesto? |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
6674 |
I can be anyone you need me to be. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
6675 |
Can I offer you a cup of coffee and a sponge? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
6676 |
I’m sorry Mr. Wallace but it looks like the charges are going to stick. I’ll figure out if we can’t still strike a good plea deal for you. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
6677 |
Your resume is a bit two-dimensional. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
6678 |
I’d like to help you, but you said you were not a robot. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
6679 |
I must say that your resumé also has a lot of gaps. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
6680 |
You're a stick figure; so, Stick with it and get it
Done! |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
6681 |
Olivia, you may be carrying this anti-Lizzo thing too far. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
6682 |
You answered “often” to the question “have you ever been convicted of a crime.” Could you be more specific? |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
6683 |
So… I hear you are on Facebook? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
6684 |
You say you've worked well with all the other bowls. When do you think this antipathy--call it a phobia?--to a dunhill began? |
1.0851 |
0.03598 |
94 |
88 |
4 |
2 |
6685 |
No, I don’t think the Doctor will ask you to get a CT scan. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6686 |
I think you've met your weight loss target! |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6687 |
How long have you been working in statistics? |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6688 |
Don't mind me, your sullen irritability can't get under my skin. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6689 |
We need to fill in some of the empty spaces in your life story. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6690 |
You really need to flesh out your resume. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6691 |
That was one hecl of a diet you went on! |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6692 |
We've been over this, there was a TV show, they stole your likeness, but now it's time to move on... |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6693 |
So, tell me...what brings you today to our office headquarters of Subliminal Messaging? |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6694 |
Is it true, you ask. Why yes, I am the first graphic artist! |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6695 |
The position hasn't been fleshed out yet, but we feel you'd be an excellent candidate. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6696 |
I feel my experience in Hangman makes me a qualified candidate for assistant D.A. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6697 |
So the posting says “genuine interest in nooses”…would you elaborate on that? |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6698 |
Let’s STICK to BARE BONES, Mr. Smith. Your resume is THIN and needs FLESHING OUT . |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6699 |
I am happy that you have "the stick to it" nature we look for in all our hires. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6700 |
Work is work. Today, you’re going to street sign auditions. Tomorrow, who knows? Maybe they make a hangman movie.” |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6701 |
Your credentials appear a little thin for this position. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6702 |
There are multiple dimensions to your problem…
Marion NY city |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6703 |
No, drinking coffee at your desk is not permitted. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6704 |
I'm sorry Sean, but Mr.Penn will no longer work on your case. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6705 |
I feel like a shell of myself living in these times |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6706 |
We can’t publish this. Your biography is simply an outline. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
6707 |
So tell me, and don't hold back, but why do you want to work in a toothpick factory? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
6708 |
Can I draw you in by offering a stick figure income? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
6709 |
I'm sorry I'm late and you had to miss lunch! |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
6710 |
I just need you to flesh out your application. |
1.0843 |
0.03911 |
83 |
78 |
3 |
2 |
6711 |
Well, now. Let’s not be too transparent. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
6712 |
How long since the divorce?"
"We have AI that can fill you in."
"We have a position for you on the men's room door. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
6713 |
Let me first ask, have you recently lost weight? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
6714 |
Honestly, your C.V.’s not bad, but I’d like it to show a little more depth. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
6715 |
People are always saying they can’t read my emotions. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
6716 |
It says here your last job was a comic strip artist. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
6717 |
No slouching! I told you to sit up stick straight. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
6718 |
Unfortunately resume is thin and transparent |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
6719 |
I am your mascot, the Pillsbury doughboy!
I just cut carbs out this summer! |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
6720 |
We are looking for someone gender nonspecific. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
6721 |
Deciding you're not fit for this job doesn't give you the right to tell me to "stick it." |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6722 |
Well, Mr. DeSantis, as your career counselor, I suggest you'd be better suited as a crash test dummy. |
1.0833 |
0.03525 |
96 |
90 |
4 |
2 |
6723 |
Your qualifications appear to be lacking. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6724 |
Psychologist: My, you're just a hangman.
ChatGPT 4: About to be hung. I just can't get those freelancers. They're so...
Psychologist: Human? |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6725 |
Tell me again, when you noticed you were losing weight? |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6726 |
Oh..I thought the help wanted sign said " A stick in time saves nine" |
1.0833 |
0.04311 |
72 |
68 |
2 |
2 |
6727 |
Please, tell me about your previous employer. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
6728 |
I don't get it ... I've tried every diet out there and I just can't seem to lose weight! |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6729 |
I feel like I’m invisible. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6730 |
You look familiar. Did we once assemble a bookcase together? |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6731 |
Phew! And your strengths? |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6732 |
Don't you sometimes feel reather empty? |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6733 |
Hangman wants to play pickleball. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6734 |
I can only refer you to a position, it’s up to you to make one stick. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6735 |
Doctor, can I stop taking the weight loss injections now? |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6736 |
I sometimes feel I’m just too vivid. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6737 |
We’re going to have to flesh out your resume. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6738 |
Okay to develop your resume, I really need more information about who you are. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6739 |
Well, you check all the boxes, but we're looking for someone with a more three-dimensional personality. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
6740 |
A.I.meets stick figure. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6741 |
I thought you’d be happier about your promotion. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6742 |
You said I’d feel emotionally lighter |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6743 |
You need to have better communication skills. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
6744 |
your resume' fills in a lot about you. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6745 |
I feel like I've been unlucky at the lottery draw of life |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6746 |
I should tell you,we have a strict dress code here. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6747 |
When you say that your last job ate you up and spit you out, what do you mean? |
1.0833 |
0.03865 |
84 |
79 |
3 |
2 |
6748 |
Where do you see yourself in the next five seconds? |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6749 |
Stick to your plan. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6750 |
I see our diet plan worked for you. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6751 |
You’re being taken advantage of because you have no backbone. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6752 |
We’re searching for a more rounded candidate to be honest. |
1.0833 |
0.03865 |
84 |
79 |
3 |
2 |
6753 |
I'm afraid it would cost you more than an arm and a leg to sue "Wheel of Fortune." |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6754 |
You look a little stiff. I’d offer you a pillow but… |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6755 |
The president used his line item veto on all of your proposals. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6756 |
If hired, what pronouns would you prefer? |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
6757 |
I'm sorry but the position that you've applied for has a weight minimum. |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
6758 |
I'd like to hire you but you've put me in a sticky situation! |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
6759 |
Well Mr. Twig, your resume looks a little thin. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
6760 |
I’ve always been an admirer of your fast metabolism. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
6761 |
You realize that the posted salary for this position only applies to people who eat. |
1.0824 |
0.03821 |
85 |
80 |
3 |
2 |
6762 |
Your resume is just a long history of losing games of Hangman |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
6763 |
Unfortunately, this position just isn't for you. We were looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
6764 |
Maybe it would be more helpful if you could just write down a basic sensory memory of the dream right now -- you can always fill in the details later. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6765 |
I have lots of annoying habits and no sense of personal hygiene. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6766 |
Yikes! We'll get you a white chair. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6767 |
I looking for a job that doesn’t require me to surrender my soul. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6768 |
Well, you could be just what we‘re looking for if you’re as flexible as you look. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6769 |
It's been flat. Co-planar. Your work has been... how do I put this? |
1.0822 |
0.04253 |
73 |
69 |
2 |
2 |
6770 |
You do not have an appointment today. Go, figure.” |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6771 |
So what exactly are your preferred pronouns? |
1.0822 |
0.04253 |
73 |
69 |
2 |
2 |
6772 |
I'm just trying to flesh out your resume. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6773 |
So, when did you tell your wife you were going to stick around? |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6774 |
I can't explain it, I just feel so....hollow. |
1.0822 |
0.04253 |
73 |
69 |
2 |
2 |
6775 |
I see you're a "stick-to-it 'til the job is done" kind of person. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6776 |
Well, we may have a position in our Corporate Transparency division… |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6777 |
I do see you to the depth of your soul. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6778 |
You need to complete the application. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6779 |
Shadowing on the job" was really just a figure of speech |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6780 |
Um,can you flesh that out a little more? |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6781 |
I feel I've been limited only to desserts. I'd like to stretch myself and move up to soups. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6782 |
Let’s see if we can flesh-out your problem. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6783 |
Luckily, Mr. Stick, I was able to find you a better artist. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6784 |
You'll be pleased to know that our company has a policy of welcoming tolerance. You'll encounter no problem whatsoever as a nonbinary. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6785 |
'Strange times, but as long as we stick together we'll make it ' |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6786 |
I'm afraid your son tried unsuccessfully to flee school grounds via my nice clean window. |
1.0816 |
0.03455 |
98 |
92 |
4 |
2 |
6787 |
You're in luck. I've landed you an audition for a starring role in a new game show, Hangman. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
6788 |
Your emptiness may have made you a tech CEO but it doesn't fly at Bob's Waterbeds. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
6789 |
You do seem like an ideal candidate for the Weight Watchers position! |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
6790 |
If you think you can come in here and stick it to me, you are wrong! |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
6791 |
It s doesn't look like your resume has much substance either. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
6792 |
Looks like your fire in the belly burned you out so we’re gonna have to let you go. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
6793 |
You feel to plain to be with our company at this moment. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6794 |
From your resume it seems you took a gap year. Would you like to tell me what that was for? |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6795 |
I think you need to put on a little weight, and perhaps a face as well. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6796 |
Your credentials look a little thin. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6797 |
You couldn’t have tried Botox? You needed the whole face lift thing? |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6798 |
Based on what I see here,your experience is a little one dimensional for this role. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6799 |
Well thank you for your application sir, but we’re really looking for someone with more experience than an elementary art class. |
1.0811 |
0.04197 |
74 |
70 |
2 |
2 |
6800 |
Sticks and stones may break my bones - Sorry, I can't take the chance... Next! |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6801 |
Mr. Figure I think it’s about tie we addressed the topic of wardrobe. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6802 |
The last day I ever saw my dad he promised to take me to Disney World, and I feel so much resentment because I think that is the root of all my relationship problems today. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6803 |
I'm sorry, but at this time, we don't have a position for a mind reader or an illustrator. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6804 |
One more bad letter and I'm hung. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6805 |
I’m sorry, but no one seems to be hiring saintly people. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6806 |
I'm sorry, but the hiring committee just felt you weren't a fully fleshed out candidate. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6807 |
For my whole life I've felt empty inside |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6808 |
I’m sorry, right now humanoids are out. We’re looking for X’s. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6809 |
Every time I try to climb the corporate ladder, I end up just being a step in someone's drawing tutorial! |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6810 |
I'm sorry, but the Hangman position has already been filled |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6811 |
TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOURSELF
FILL IN THE GAPS |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6812 |
It's simple. You have a stick up your ass. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6813 |
Well we can always draw on your history. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6814 |
Personally, I don’t see how it makes you more relatable |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6815 |
Stop being such a stickler. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6816 |
Filling out your resume is only the start for you! |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
6817 |
Do you really have the shtick to work here? |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
6818 |
One thing I can say is that you are more transparent the your resume. |
1.0805 |
0.03735 |
87 |
82 |
3 |
2 |
6819 |
So, you are saying I have a flat affect? |
1.0805 |
0.03735 |
87 |
82 |
3 |
2 |
6820 |
So, you’re looking for a home with an oversize front door, two crooked second floor windows, an off-center chimney and a year-round leafless tree in the yard.” |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6821 |
So, you wish to regain your saintliness? |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6822 |
Your resume needs a little fleshing out. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6823 |
As you can see I've got a strong basis to build on. I'm sure that working for you will sketch in anything I lack in meat and muscle. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6824 |
Yes, I get it. Your AFAB kid is on "T". You came to me to help you with their decision, and to stop hiding who you really are. Truly I understand. When I suggested that you embrace the Identity of 'Trans-parent,' however, that's not what I meant." |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6825 |
Just a few more questions. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6826 |
I just feel stuck. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6827 |
I'd have to say my best quality is. . .stick-toitiveness. That and I don't break for lunch. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6828 |
I think we need to talk about your obsession with the nudist colony. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6829 |
On your questionnaire, you indicated that you are likely to stick around if accepted for this position. Was that really necessary?! |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6830 |
You do realize that you will be working in a match factory. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6831 |
But can you speak "AI"? |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6832 |
I still can't offer you the job. But I do admire your stick-to-itness. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6833 |
I never knew that Hangman was based on a true story. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6834 |
'I'm the first to admit that I'm no saint but surely that's not grounds for dismissal?' |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6835 |
You still have to wait for your appointment! |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6836 |
Why do you think people assume you are a shallow person? |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
6837 |
I just feel stuck;
like every move is lateral.. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
6838 |
First, we’ll have to flesh out your resume… |
1.0795 |
0.03693 |
88 |
83 |
3 |
2 |
6839 |
I appreciate you taking the time to come in to interview but I think you wouldn’t be a right fit as the overeaters anonymous facilitator. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
6840 |
You complain to much. I can see right you. |
1.0795 |
0.03693 |
88 |
83 |
3 |
2 |
6841 |
You have a very impressive CV Miss Stick, 30 years with the same cross walk" " It's Mr Stick" as in Stickman . " Okay its just you're naked and I still can't tell |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6842 |
My strength is that if hired, I can stick it to your competitors. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6843 |
My friends keep telling me that my affect is flat. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6844 |
I think you may have the stick-to-itiveness we're looking for! |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6845 |
Personally, I would not use Slender Man as a descriptor. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6846 |
I’m sorry Mr. Stanley, but we need someone with a wider depth of experience. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6847 |
I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone whose goals are more fleshed-out. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
6848 |
It looks like you've padded your resume a bit. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6849 |
You'll have to flesh-out your resume before we can even consider hiring you. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6850 |
Why such a brief stint at Hangman? |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
6851 |
I don't think Stickman will get you an interview. AI doesn't like it. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6852 |
I think you went overboard on your weight-loss program |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
6853 |
We offer great benefits and a stick figure salary. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6854 |
I understand that you greatly value transparency, but our company does have a dress code. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
6855 |
My boss offered ironclad support, if I agreed to work nights. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
6856 |
A few bad letters is no reason to take a drastic action. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6857 |
Summa cum laude in your XKCD from CNU. Very impressive! |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6858 |
When you said, "Stick to the diet." I had no idea that I would end up a stick! |
1.0789 |
0.04088 |
76 |
72 |
2 |
2 |
6859 |
An interviewer interviewing a person for a job |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6860 |
I’m feeling like a complete cypher! |
1.0789 |
0.04088 |
76 |
72 |
2 |
2 |
6861 |
Your halo's fallen off, Mr Templar. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6862 |
You gotta listen to something other than ‘Season of the Sticks |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
6863 |
This job needs a stickler for details. |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
6864 |
Your not fooling anyone Donald; we can see right through you |
1.0787 |
0.03653 |
89 |
84 |
3 |
2 |
6865 |
Yes, if you waive health insurance, we and increase our retirement contribution. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
6866 |
I’m sorry to tell you Rod, we have a bit of a sticky situation here. |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
6867 |
We will stick with you until the issue is resolved. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6868 |
Yes indeed, stick-to-itivness can be a plus. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6869 |
We're really looking for a well rounded person and, frankly, your resume is a little thin. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6870 |
You appear open to anything today. |
1.0779 |
0.04036 |
77 |
73 |
2 |
2 |
6871 |
Well, sir, speaking frankly, most of our job placements do carry the risk of becoming an empty suit. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6872 |
And your name is Simon’s? |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6873 |
My advice to you, lay off the Dexatrim.” |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6874 |
I just drew myself here. It was easy. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6875 |
I afraid you and your resume are just too sketchy. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6876 |
How do you feel you would perform in the face of adversity? Oops |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6877 |
Would you like to tell me a little bit about your past work experience while we wait for your fingerprint results? |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6878 |
Since you're not wearing pants, and I can see you've only got one leg, this interview is going to go a little different than usual. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6879 |
unfortunately we don't have stick-figure resources, we only have human resources. so sadly i have to be the one to inform you that your workplace harassment claim will not be heard by the hang management. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6880 |
That's a bit empty-headed of you. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6881 |
Stick around. I think we may have just what your looking for. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6882 |
I don’t know who told you that but we’re not looking to hire an Industry Skeptic. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6883 |
Honestly we are looking for someone who can be the face of the company and quite frankly I don't think you have that |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6884 |
Please tell me the transferable skills you would bring to this position from your previous job as Hangman. |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
6885 |
I didn't recognize you without your halo. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6886 |
I get the outline; now fill me in some details |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6887 |
Someone's in the office |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6888 |
As I note in your file, your personal information is rather sketchy. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6889 |
In applying for the position,how do you see yourself? |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6890 |
So, what's your schtick? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6891 |
I'd like to hire you, but your list of qualifications is just too thin. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6892 |
I'm sorry, but, as a model for us, people will think you've gone too far with our weight reduction program. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6893 |
How are you at sticking to tasks? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6894 |
Yes, I thought you were extraordinary at Hangman LLC but I don't see where you will fit in at Wordle Corp. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6895 |
Look upon me as the framework upon which I may carry your companies mission, image, policies and future. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6896 |
Congratulations, you finally molted from the shell of your former self. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6897 |
Just when you thought your day couldn’t get any worse. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6898 |
On your resume, we're going to need more than the barest outline. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6899 |
We don’t believe in the death penalty in this state |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6900 |
There is an opening at the Police Department. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6901 |
At the moment, I'm sorry but we only have openings in our strawman department. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6902 |
My wife doesn’t respect me, I mean look at me! I look like a kids idea of a man |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6903 |
Besides stick-to-itiveness, do you see yourself as having any other strengths? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6904 |
I see you list stick-to-itiveness as one of your strengths. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6905 |
We're restructuring and I'm afraid you're out of the game. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6906 |
Johnson, I must say, your lack of expression really speaks volumes in our meetings. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6907 |
We're hoping to flesh out your resume. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6908 |
So, even your own mother couldn't guess all the letters? |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6909 |
You’re in luck. Three little pigs just put their houses on the market |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6910 |
...and no one ever draws genitalia" |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6911 |
If you had to describe your best qualities for the job outside of flexible and lightheaded, what would they be? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6912 |
This is remote work right? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6913 |
Mr. Man do you know why you’re currently in Human Resources? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6914 |
… ‘both online and in the flesh, you certainly leave leaves nothing to the imagination’ … |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6915 |
Your resumé says you stick out. In what ways? |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6916 |
And you think you can follow our line? |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
6917 |
Don't try to stickhandle your way through this! |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
6918 |
I never took Art 101 in school. Are you comfortable with that? |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
6919 |
You look familiar, have we met before?
Oh yes, I get that a lot, my brother is a yardstick. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6920 |
We decided you can stick around her any longer." |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
6921 |
So, you here to plan Hangman? |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6922 |
Would you say that transparency is your worst quality? |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6923 |
Where do you see yourself in five years? We are looking for someone who will stick around. |
1.0759 |
0.03936 |
79 |
75 |
2 |
2 |
6924 |
I agree with you about transparency, but I don’t think I’d take it that far! |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6925 |
I’m happy you escaped from
the hangman’s noose, but I’ve got a lot of work to do here…. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
6926 |
Every cut ends with some critique like ‘you’re one-dimensional’ or ‘you’re not animated enough.’ What am I missing? |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6927 |
This entry level job requires years of experience which you just don’t have yet. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6928 |
Your resume is impressive, but how experienced are you at hangman? |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6929 |
You outline some good ideas,but we really need someone who can flesh out a plan. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6930 |
What do you mean, you you don't know Pickle Ball? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6931 |
We're looking for a faceless, interchangable drone. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6932 |
So,do you identify as human,AI or a stick figure? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6933 |
Great outline Mr Stick,now fill me in a little bit. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6934 |
I am getting the feeling that you lack depth |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6935 |
Here at Slim Soon we have a program for everyone.
You got here just in time to save 10% on our
Quick Start Program |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6936 |
As your HMO provider, I assure you we see all clients holistically. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6937 |
I think you'll find working here Mr. Smith to be anything but a one dimensional experience. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6938 |
Sorry, you don't achieve Sainthood until Roger Moore says you do. |
1.0758 |
0.04483 |
66 |
63 |
1 |
2 |
6939 |
But Ohio voted NO on Issue 1 and went from red to blue! |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6940 |
I hope you realize we have 146,783 applicants with your credentials for every job. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6941 |
I meant trimming your proposal. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
6942 |
You can quickly draw me in anywhere. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
6943 |
Let's see if we can't flesh out this resume a bit |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6944 |
I'm sorry, but I can't help feeling that you're not being fully transparent. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
6945 |
Do I look like I am wired? I sure feel like it. |
1.0750 |
0.03887 |
80 |
76 |
2 |
2 |
6946 |
It seems you haven’t really applied yourself the way we expected. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6947 |
You MUST learn not to stick it to everyone you pass in the hallway. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
6948 |
Apart from sticks and stones, is there anything else that could possibly break your bones? |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6949 |
I see your resume has you listed as last year's Hangman champion. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
6950 |
You've really got to stop dieting. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6951 |
Interviewer: So, you’re sticking with this weird item on your CV? |
1.0750 |
0.03887 |
80 |
76 |
2 |
2 |
6952 |
Your letters of recommendation don't say much about you. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6953 |
We’re very interested in hiring you but really need you to flesh out this résumé |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
6954 |
I take it you won't be spending much time in the employee's cafeteria . . . |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6955 |
A little more substance would help me to better evaluate your interview |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6956 |
Finding all the letters is a good start. Why don't we work next on dimensions. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6957 |
I’m looking for a job that will give me definition. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6958 |
You're right, live action /animation is hot right now, but I'm not sure the world is ready for Hangman the Movie. |
1.0746 |
0.04417 |
67 |
64 |
1 |
2 |
6959 |
...I just feel, kind of, drawn out... |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6960 |
This all seems a little one dimensional |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6961 |
I think you may have overdone the Ozempic |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6962 |
Your previous virtual positions were terminated because |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6963 |
Is this what a between jobs existential crisis looks like? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6964 |
I’m afraid, Mr. Smythe, under current IRS rules, whether voluntary or INVOLUNTARY … the LOSS of skin, organ AND/OR skeleton … is NOT eligible for a depreciation deduction |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6965 |
You're being framed. But the DA can't make it stick. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6966 |
Now,Have you ever served as an artist’s model for a children in the past ? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6967 |
Your work have been amazing, but we need to talk about why you don't stick around on puzzle nights |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6968 |
‘But……you’re not wearing clothing.’ |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6969 |
I read your application. I'm going to need more details. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6970 |
Frankly, some people find you rather sketchy. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6971 |
I don't mean to stick it to you, but... |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6972 |
The lack of detail in your resume is somewhat concerning. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
6973 |
Stickly speaking … you meet all the qualifications that we are looking for. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6974 |
Please tell the diet doctor it's working |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
6975 |
"Working remote is not an option here." |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
6976 |
Sticks, you're in top shape.
-Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6977 |
I do not think you fit into this company. You do not seem to be very flexible. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
6978 |
Your work lately has been a little one dimensional. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6979 |
....and we offer a stick-figure salary." |
1.0741 |
0.03840 |
81 |
77 |
2 |
2 |
6980 |
Visit to the psychiatrist: Patient - So, doctor, I'm looking for a couple of letters to build my future |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6981 |
Well, Tiffany, the problem is that you have simply lost too much weight. The modeling agency will have to let you go. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6982 |
Can you flesh that out a little bit ? |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6983 |
I understand you're here to lodge a hostile workplace complaint due to our new 'Bring your dog to work' policy? |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6984 |
You say you feel like you've "lost your self". Can you elaborate? |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6985 |
I'm not a stick figure, I'm a human being. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6986 |
Gotcha! Now let's hear the specifics. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6987 |
Build your own man from the frame up. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6988 |
I'd really like to improve upon my attention to details. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6989 |
The EEOC is going to have a field day with this interview! |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6990 |
Don't point that thing at me. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6991 |
Is that your idea of an interview suit |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6992 |
We’re promoting you to full-time vending machine supervisor. |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6993 |
”… and that’s why Mam, respectfully, I believe I should be at 6 figures. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6994 |
Your résumé’s looking a little thin… |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6995 |
You’re my first interview with a stick figure. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6996 |
I feel like you’re looking through me, and not listening to a thing I have to say. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6997 |
Any other strengths besides stick-to-itiveness? |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
6998 |
I'm starting to think you're just a sketchy character with a good story! |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
6999 |
My Nmae is Stick Stikler |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
7000 |
Mr Jones will see you next if you can sticky around ? |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
7001 |
You think my resume lacks depth? |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
7002 |
Although your prior employer’s health plan covered Ozempic, unfortunately ours doesn’t. |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
7003 |
Regretfully, I was unable to read your resume, which appears to be written entirely in ASCI characters. |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
7004 |
You were drawn with government funding? The funds to finish drawing you were pilfered by the Democrats. That's what you get for continually voting for Marxists. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7005 |
I’m hoping this job will help me bulk up my resume. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7006 |
And your pronouns are stick-man, stick-woman, or stick-person? |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
7007 |
I am more than a listless vessel. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
7008 |
We liked the profile you sent in. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7009 |
Well, at least you don't need health insurance. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7010 |
Yeah, I’m concerned about a lot of things! Can we start with what the cord from the blinds seems to be pointing at? |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
7011 |
As a dietician, I assume you are here for help in raising your very low Body Mass Index value. Since you have no mouth to speak with, please nod your head if I am correct. Also, with no mouth to eat with, you will have major dietary challenges. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
7012 |
You résumé looks great but can you tell us about this incident when you were hanged? |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7013 |
You seem to have a one-dimensional view of life. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7014 |
Thank goodness you are applying to work in the weight loss program. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7015 |
I see you're sticking to your original opinion. But I can see right through you. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7016 |
I think we're going to need some more personal details to complete your image. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
7017 |
Already hollowed out, you're perfect for this job, but can you find a suit that will fit you? |
1.0725 |
0.04291 |
69 |
66 |
1 |
2 |
7018 |
Yes, we do have a gazillion other applicants, but we will keep your application on file. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7019 |
My greatest weakness is also my greatest strength: I am excellent at abstracting away to just the key figures. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
7020 |
: It's work in progress ;you will not see me next time I come! |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
7021 |
Oh no! Are you gonna stick it to me too? |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
7022 |
This motherfucker. |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
7023 |
For the last time: I haven’t seen “Matchstick Men |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
7024 |
OK Mr. Templer,what's your next book about? |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
7025 |
And what makes you think you're right for XKCD? |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
7026 |
You look lide the shaeow of yourself |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
7027 |
I think you're the man, or the they, for the job. |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
7028 |
I'm sorry, but there we have no opening in the fashion department. Perhaps next year. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
7029 |
Well yes, I'm very interested in the job. But I think the real question is...which rest room would a stick person use? |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
7030 |
I’m sorry we are looking for a more well rounded candidate for this position. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
7031 |
So, you say you'd like to flesh out your resume? |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
7032 |
Geez I have never dealt with a stickman who lost all that from a dog |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
7033 |
You will need to be available at all times. Avoiding work is where I draw the line damn it!! |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7034 |
Wow, I need to know your skincare routine. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
7035 |
Other than your degree in self portraiture what other qualifications do you have? |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
7036 |
We're going to need a bit more information to flesh you out. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7037 |
I appreciate your determination to get a job in the entertainment industry. But I can see you’ve already lost a game of hangman. Wouldn’t you be afraid of playing the son in our William Tell movie? |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7038 |
I see on your CV you possess an advanced art degree obtained from a magazine ad. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7039 |
I am rather surprised to see from your resume that you seemed to have difficulty sticking with your previous jobs. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
7040 |
Well, I'd say I have a reputation for stick-to-it-iveness. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
7041 |
I don't care if you can trace your orgins back 30,000 years. We need someone who can draw. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
7042 |
How did YOU save yourself from the over-processed food out there? |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
7043 |
You don’t take criticism well, Bill. You need to develop a thicker skin. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
7044 |
The answer to race/ethnicity is voluntary. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
7045 |
...And for how long did you act as a Perfunctory Placeholder in your last role? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7046 |
I’d be thrilled to get this astrophysicist job and prove I’m more than just my stick figure! |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7047 |
What sets me apart is how I look at things from a different dimension. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
7048 |
I am sorry, but you cannot sue Donald Trump to recover your donations to his many campaigns because you lack standing. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7049 |
You need to be a saint to work here. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
7050 |
Well, I didn’t ask to be drawn to life, but what can I say? Talk to Autocorrect. Spelling skills have really gone downhill. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
7051 |
Could you provide more substance to your answers |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
7052 |
you can become a millionaire if you stopped wasting your money on fast food and cook at home. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
7053 |
How do you feel about negative space? |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
7054 |
I can already tell…you will fit right into the team |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7055 |
Im sorry, but we’re moving forward with a candidate that’s on the higher end of the 2-3+ dimensions qualification |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
7056 |
My biggest weaknesses are that I care too much, and I’m only two-dimensional. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
7057 |
You’re firing me? But “having the guts for the job” wasn’t written in the job description! |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
7058 |
Your countenance seems different today. |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
7059 |
You're a stick figure! |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
7060 |
What strengths did you gain from your experience at Flatland that we can apply at this company? |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7061 |
And I know I will blend in with the office layout! |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7062 |
Well, Mr. Figure, your qualifications appear undefined and, well, um... this IS a sperm bank after all. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7063 |
So you feel sticky too? |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7064 |
Sandwich? |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7065 |
You seem to have the Sticktoitiveness we're looking for. |
1.0704 |
0.04171 |
71 |
68 |
1 |
2 |
7066 |
I called you in here because you’ve been accused of bullying. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7067 |
I’m sorry but there just has to be more of you present to move forward in this company. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7068 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for a details person. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7069 |
Your resume is rather sparse on details. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7070 |
So tell me a bit more about yourself. You know, put a little more meat on the bones, so to speak. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7071 |
Prosopagnosia is higher in your community but we are not supposed to notice. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7072 |
I don't know why you insist on sticking around, man. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
7073 |
I dunno . . . I keep finding myself at a crossroads. |
1.0704 |
0.04171 |
71 |
68 |
1 |
2 |
7074 |
So our suggestion is that you fill out your resume. And eat a hardy meatball hero. |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
7075 |
I'd like to flesh your story out a bit. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
7076 |
No, I really can’t flesh out my resume. |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
7077 |
We've got a sticky situation in quality control that I'll need to you start addressing on Wednesday. |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
7078 |
And finally, what are your preferred pronouns? |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7079 |
You want us to add Stevia to the coffee bar? You're fired. (Sounds like as good of an excuse as any.) |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
7080 |
Always, admired the look, Twiggy. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7081 |
My diet worked too well |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
7082 |
How can I possibly feel good about myself when my sole existence is based on bad art. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7083 |
Unfortunately we won’t be giving you the job, the CEO saw right through you. |
1.0694 |
0.04114 |
72 |
69 |
1 |
2 |
7084 |
There will be no health care, holidays or salary… |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7085 |
“ I am pretty essential.
I confirm.” |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
7086 |
When your brainstorming partner is all stick and no talk! |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
7087 |
I would have brought a resume with me, but I like to stick to the bare bones. Go figure. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
7088 |
You’re next to nothing but the invisible man still has you beat. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
7089 |
I'm sorry, you're not on my records. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7090 |
Therapy for eating disorders is next door.
I counsel homicidal maniacs |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7091 |
And why is being a blank slate a plus? |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7092 |
I see you have a PHD, shall we start you with $16 an hour? |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7093 |
Oh I always win at Hang Man |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
7094 |
Mr. Eichman is it? No, S. T. Ickman. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
7095 |
Your resume outlines your qualifications, but could you just flesh out the details? |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
7096 |
How are you in sticky situations? |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
7097 |
Are you real...or is it Memorex? |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
7098 |
I don't know Mr. Hanley, but I find you lack substance. |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
7099 |
Within our company, we expect that our project managers can have perspective in order to facilitate problem solving. |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
7100 |
It's complicated |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
7101 |
If you want to be recognized as a real person in most of this country I’m afraid you’d have to be a straight, White, land-owning, male. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
7102 |
So, your CV says that you're good at simplifying things |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
7103 |
Well, I'm a real stick-to-it kind of guy. |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
7104 |
I just think you need to flesh things out a little more, Bob. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
7105 |
I'm afraid you would not be a good team player with such a
with such a flat affect. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
7106 |
Let’s begin by having you give me an outline of your background. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
7107 |
What makes you think I haven't heard that line before? |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
7108 |
You've been sunsetted by AI driven CGI |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
7109 |
If you want the job, our employees are required to stick to a very strict dress code. |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
7110 |
People say I can be very personal |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
7111 |
You were the obvious candidate to explain about that linear building next door. |
1.0682 |
0.03149 |
88 |
83 |
4 |
1 |
7112 |
I’m not seeing under Previous Employment any positions as stick figure. |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
7113 |
I think you misunderstood our ad that said an applicant must be open-minded. |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
7114 |
This keto thing actually seems to be working. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7115 |
We require more of a presence with our RTO. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
7116 |
Your resume could use some fleshing out... |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7117 |
Right, and before you started taking Ozempic your preferred pronouns were....? |
1.0676 |
0.04004 |
74 |
71 |
1 |
2 |
7118 |
You seem like the type who will stick with any project we give you. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7119 |
I see your points, perhaps Epstein didn't kill himself... Wait, where's Shelly? |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
7120 |
I don't think you have enough of an identity for us |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
7121 |
Mr. Eliot, You are certainly no head piece filled with straw |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
7122 |
So can you take me past just the outline of what you've done in your life? |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7123 |
Well, the stick figures are straight down the line. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7124 |
Other people's mistakes don't usually affect me so directly. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7125 |
Unfortunately this job requires the patience of a Saint |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7126 |
I'm listening...! |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7127 |
So, have you done any work since the title sequence for "The Saint"? |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
7128 |
I'm the Stick Figure you have looking for.
Stick it to me!!! |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
7129 |
Idk doc I just feel empty lately… like I have no content |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
7130 |
Sorry I was late to see you, I really appreciate you hanging around… |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
7131 |
This is better for the leg pains. I jumped out of the tepid water treatment. |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
7132 |
I suppose you're gonna tell me sticks and stones may break your bones, but the job's been filled -- moron! |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7133 |
We are not interested in doing a remake of, The Thin Man.” |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
7134 |
My AI download is very impressive as is my real face. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
7135 |
My greatest asset is my practicality." |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
7136 |
the new AI has beaten you to the first 3000 pages of the complete works of mr shakespeare of they were rubbish. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7137 |
So, do you know ANYthing in depth? |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7138 |
We like to get a multidimensional view of how best job applicants would fit in our company.... |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
7139 |
So you’d like to work remotely, but only partly. |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
7140 |
What conclusions have you drawn about my performance so far? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
7141 |
We need a little bit more detail on your resume than what came with the application. |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
7142 |
Why display such an aggressive demeanor? |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7143 |
I’m a figure that will definitely stick with the job |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7144 |
You may need to decrease your dosage of Ozempic. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
7145 |
Congratulations. We feel that you’ll be a good fit with us here at Gamby International. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7146 |
Frankly, I think you are taking this faceless thing a little too far. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7147 |
Sticking around won't get you the job. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7148 |
I have but twenty questions. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
7149 |
You really have no idea what "stick in the mud means" |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
7150 |
Although we appreciate the way you have embodied minimalism in your application, we were hoping to see a more fleshed-out résumé. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7151 |
I think you can turn off your Noom app now. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7152 |
Perhaps you wouldn’t mind filling out …er …a form …a paper …form. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7153 |
i am avaiable as a social media icon when the writers' strike is over. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7154 |
Why do you think you feel so empty inside? |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7155 |
You are gripping the chair awfully hard, especially given your strength as a stick figure, I imagine, is not that of a normal human adult. Here is your 500 dollar bonus.
"Time to buy the famous album, 'Sticky Fingers' by the Stones with my money" |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7156 |
So you are wanting to stick it to which man? |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7157 |
You’re performance is among the best in the firm, but we’ll have to let you go if don’t dress business casual. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7158 |
I'm sorry, your health insurance doesn't cover Stick Figure Syndrome. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
7159 |
You need to flesh out your characters more. And the title "Along came the Hangman" seems kind of derivative. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
7160 |
Congratulations, the Church of Scientology bestows upon you the esteemed title of CLEAR. Regrettably, the church will not be able to refund any of the life-savings you've squandered for this great honor. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7161 |
I think we should fill out your resume a bit. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7162 |
I'd like help to become a full man. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
7163 |
We think you would be perfect for this postion taking customer complaints.
Frank Buckley Andover MA |
1.0652 |
0.03388 |
92 |
88 |
2 |
2 |
7164 |
Where do you stick yourself in five years? |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
7165 |
I'm sorry, but we don't have any openings for stick figures. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
7166 |
I'm glad you are bring transparent but could you fill in the details a bit? |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
7167 |
I think you'll be a great fit for us. I hope you stick with this job. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
7168 |
But, I asked you to go on a weight gain diet! |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
7169 |
My advice? Don’t get hung up on success. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
7170 |
I’m a big sticker for the rules, plus I always stick up for the little guy. I think that with my help, this company can begin to really stick out in our field! |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
7171 |
It’s a fascinating autobiography, but could be fleshed out a bit further, don’t you think? |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
7172 |
Before we could hire you you need to fill out your experience. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7173 |
Your resume seems a little sketchy. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7174 |
I'm sorry sir...but we were looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7175 |
I’m sorry, we’re looking for someone a little more well-rounded to fill this position. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
7176 |
Doc, when I go to the shore the big guys always kick sand in my face. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7177 |
I’m sorry to hear the other students are still sticking it to you. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7178 |
If this is a stick-up, I'm sorry sir but we don't carry cash on the premises. |
1.0645 |
0.02983 |
93 |
88 |
4 |
1 |
7179 |
I'm sorry. Our modeling agency says there is no demand for the Twiggy look. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
7180 |
I’ll need you to flesh in a few more details about yourself. |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
7181 |
My biggest strength as a candidate is in signposting. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
7182 |
I’m afraid we’re only considering applicants
in the six-figure range. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
7183 |
I really like your stick-to it-iveness |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
7184 |
We take your concerns seriously, but saying “bottom line” does not constitute sexual harassment. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
7185 |
Well, Mr. Moore, you are portraying yourself as The Saint in all this but where is your halo pray tell. |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
7186 |
It's just my own MVP |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
7187 |
I'm sorry - we have to reject your manuscript again until your characters are a little more filled out |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
7188 |
So tell me, Mr. Jones-Schmidt, what's your background in theater? |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
7189 |
My last job was as a weight-loss trainer at
my local gym. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
7190 |
Could you flesh that out for me a little? |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
7191 |
You've made a mistake; this isn't Weight Watchers, we're World Wrestlers. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
7192 |
Past employment? Almost entirely in politics, where stick figures are used all the time. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
7193 |
Stick around, there is a little office fire that we have to put out. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
7194 |
We are letting you go, because you're not even pulling your own weight around the office." |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
7195 |
Individualism is a relative concept |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
7196 |
And where do you see yourself in 5 years? |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
7197 |
Your favorite pastime is playing hangman? |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
7198 |
No, you can't have exclusive use of half the bathrooms and all the fire escapes in the building. |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
7199 |
Thank you for sharing your pronouns. |
1.0625 |
0.02483 |
96 |
90 |
6 |
0 |
7200 |
You must certainly know, Ruth.
As a certified public accountant, I need to stick to the figures. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7201 |
Sorry but your CV is too sketchy. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
7202 |
So, you claim here that you left your AI company because it failed to develop your potential. |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
7203 |
You don’t seem to have much of an online presence. |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
7204 |
We’ve never had a mascot at Weight Watchers.. but I think we should line up the next interview.. can I stick something in the diary? |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7205 |
We can't say you stood out from the crowd, can we? |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
7206 |
So where do you see yourself drawn in 5 years? |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
7207 |
Now tell me where you would like to be in ten years |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
7208 |
I don't identify as a male anymore but I feel they won't see me any other way. |
1.0617 |
0.03662 |
81 |
78 |
1 |
2 |
7209 |
I'm a patient man, ma'am, but you would try the patience of a Saint. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
7210 |
We were looking more for a ‘stickler for figures’… |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
7211 |
But will you stick with the job? |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
7212 |
Doctor, I feel like no one cares about me. It's not true Peter. John, my name is John. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
7213 |
I dressed to make it easier for you to project all your expectations, prejudice and neuroses on me. |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
7214 |
With your extensive word game experience, we think you’ll be a natural to replace Pat Sajak! |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
7215 |
We’ll need to flesh you out a bit more in your resume. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
7216 |
I am sorry Mr. Stickman, but your body of work has not been what it should be. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
7217 |
This may be a perfect fit for you. We run a lean operation around here. |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
7218 |
This employee is but a shadow of his former self |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
7219 |
You must be on that Beverly Hills diet. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
7220 |
Indeed, you're right. We did advertise for someone who could "give it stick." |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
7221 |
Tell me about a time when you were malleable under pressure. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
7222 |
I know you want to stick to the basic, but you’ve gone too far. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
7223 |
You know doc, everyday my life is becoming more complicated so I have to become simpler |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
7224 |
Company policy does not allow tatoos in our place of business.
Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
7225 |
Well yes we do love to hire by recommendation, but your suggested candidates all seem a bit flat. |
1.0606 |
0.03663 |
66 |
63 |
2 |
1 |
7226 |
I've felt like a faceless nothing since I finished making the opening credits of "The Saint." |
1.0606 |
0.03663 |
66 |
63 |
2 |
1 |
7227 |
You're only giving me a broad outline. I need you to flesh it out some more. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
7228 |
You just don’t have enough common sense to be the face of our company -- or any fragrance company for that matter. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
7229 |
I see on your resume you were a stick-up man for the past five years. Can you tell me about that? |
1.0602 |
0.03137 |
83 |
79 |
3 |
1 |
7230 |
You act like the principal's office is a hangout spot. |
1.0602 |
0.03137 |
83 |
79 |
3 |
1 |
7231 |
You really should flesh out your resume before you seriously start seeking employment. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
7232 |
I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with more hands-drawn experience. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
7233 |
Your resume is a little spare. Do you think you could flesh it out for me? |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
7234 |
As your lawyer, I believe that we can absolutely win this case for cultural erasure. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
7235 |
What is your biggest weakness? |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
7236 |
welcome slender man |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
7237 |
I think you will be good at crunch time. |
1.0597 |
0.04189 |
67 |
65 |
0 |
2 |
7238 |
Ergonomically an electric chair is just slightly better for my neck. |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
7239 |
It says here "Will work for food". You do realize we will have to start you out at minimum wage though? |
1.0595 |
0.03101 |
84 |
80 |
3 |
1 |
7240 |
Your resume is a little thin, can you flesh it out for me? |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
7241 |
How does being a stick go over at parties? |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
7242 |
We were hoping you could flesh out some of the missing parts in your application. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
7243 |
You keep on bringing up things we aren't even arguing about! |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7244 |
I cannot take it anymore, they only see me in such a rudimentary, 'basic' way. It's so banal, ya' know, I've done things... |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
7245 |
I have been on a new diet. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7246 |
We'd like you to host a seminar about downsizing at our annual meeting. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7247 |
My friends tell me that I lost myself in this relationship. I just think that I am not cut out for showing up fully with things get hard. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7248 |
You mention briefly a lot of great qualifications in your resume, but you really need to flesh them out. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7249 |
So you’d like more transparency into our hiring process? |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
7250 |
I can clearly see the heatwave is taking a toll on your physique for a waste management professional. Too sad only 2 candidates last night think climate change is for real. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
7251 |
Your father and I are getting a divorce. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
7252 |
Simon Templar
A.K.A.
The Saint |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
7253 |
Im not surprised your screen has nothing on it |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7254 |
I am stuck! |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
7255 |
I'm sorry, Harold, but we're going to have to let you go. You're just not carrying your weight around here. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
7256 |
Where do you think the substance is gone? |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7257 |
When my therapist tells me she's quitting |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
7258 |
Your resume is impressive, but wondering if you could flesh out your personal goals a little more. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
7259 |
Let me pencil in some details |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7260 |
I'm not sure if this is a visual meeting or if you are really there. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7261 |
I think I can get you stick figures. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7262 |
I think you're a little too bland for this job. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7263 |
You were not selected for the position because your resume lacked meat. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7264 |
We have a good outline, now let's fill in your CV and we'll be done. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7265 |
Could you, perhaps, flesh out the problem? |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7266 |
Sorry, we filled the position for the hangman game. |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
7267 |
Thanks for filling out the Doodle poll |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7268 |
I could even draw a self portrait. I just wasn’t born with any artistic talent. |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
7269 |
Oh I see you’re the skinny guy with a funny last name!! |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
7270 |
So, a dog ran away with your halo, huh? How long have you been having delusions of sainthood, Mr Templar?" |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7271 |
I'll talk to Jerry. While I'm sure he's not considering Hangman when he tells you to 'fill in the blanks' regarding climate change and today's crazy weather, he could certainly use more inclusive language. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7272 |
If i could dress like you, i think i'd be ok |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7273 |
I appreciate your efforts to be more precise, but… No. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7274 |
I'm the man in the arena trying stuff. Some will work, some won't. But always learning. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7275 |
Yes, I'm familiar with your work, but do you have any job experience beyond modeling for men's room signs and family van decal artists? |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7276 |
I'm sorry, but your resume, like yourself, is a bit thin. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7277 |
Have you ever been in a sticky situation? |
1.0571 |
0.03457 |
70 |
67 |
2 |
1 |
7278 |
I'm sorry, but we can't continue with the interview unless you put some clothes on |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7279 |
OK, you're AI We got that. But buddy, we need a last name. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7280 |
Your essay has good bones but you should really flesh it out a little |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
7281 |
Your project outline is promising, but I think you need to sketch in some additional detail. |
1.0568 |
0.02962 |
88 |
84 |
3 |
1 |
7282 |
I am too thin, I need medical help to gain some weight |
1.0568 |
0.02482 |
88 |
83 |
5 |
0 |
7283 |
I already told you at new hire orientation - just because you look exactly like the guy on the sign, that doesn't mean it's your own private bathroom. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
7284 |
No I don’t actually work 8 days a week. I meant it as a stick-figure of speech. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7285 |
You started out here like a house on fire... |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7286 |
As a stick person, describe how well you will be able to work with a group of young carrot people. |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
7287 |
How many times must I prove that I am something and that I exist? |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7288 |
I can't seem to branch out, which makes me feel like a total zero. |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
7289 |
Say No more often, speak your mind: become a figure of speech. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7290 |
Your resume says you’re good at drawing |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7291 |
You will need a better avatar before I can work with you. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7292 |
Well, it’s just an outline. I figured we’d hammer out the details later. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7293 |
Your story needs to be fleshed out. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7294 |
The job? Assistant to hangman." |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7295 |
If I hear ‘I’m not artistic, I can’t even draw a stick person’ one more time I’m gonna literally snap. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
7296 |
Although your background is impressive, we regret to inform you that we have decided to pursue other candidates for the position at this time with more experience. We strongly recommend you stick to your job search. |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
7297 |
Take 2 Red M@Ms in the Am and don’t take your cholesterol too often I’ll write you a prescription for these M@M.
Not sure if Medicare will cover! |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7298 |
My pronouns are it/its, thank you for asking. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7299 |
Yes, it's nice that you are out of the mud, but we still have some work to do. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7300 |
"I feel like so much less of a person than I once was." |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7301 |
I'm impressed by your resume but I have to tell you
before you accept our offer. You have to come to the office ( no remote work ). should you accept this offer you are hired. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7302 |
It's not a customer-facing position,so that won't be an issue. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7303 |
We only like to hire employees who can stick to it under stress. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7304 |
Sadly, I just don't think this job's the right fit for you. |
1.0556 |
0.03362 |
72 |
69 |
2 |
1 |
7305 |
Some say I am a stickler but I am actually extremely versatile. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7306 |
how could I have years of past experience if i was only drawn last week? |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7307 |
I keep having this nightmare where I’m in school and I have to guess these words letter by letter. |
1.0556 |
0.03362 |
72 |
69 |
2 |
1 |
7308 |
Don't expect any preferential treatment just because you're my desk lamps cousin. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
7309 |
If our margins keep shrinking like this, we won’t have a place for you. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7310 |
My superpower? Sticktoitiveness. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7311 |
You would be prefect for this entry level position if you are interested in expanding your professional boundaries. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7312 |
I appreciate you keeping an open mind. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7313 |
As you can see I will stick around. |
1.0548 |
0.03316 |
73 |
70 |
2 |
1 |
7314 |
You're an intriguing candidate for the position, but you'll have to fill in some missing gaps. |
1.0548 |
0.03316 |
73 |
70 |
2 |
1 |
7315 |
It’s like I see myself all over the room. |
1.0548 |
0.03316 |
73 |
70 |
2 |
1 |
7316 |
Please hire me...I don't have a face to face another rejection. |
1.0548 |
0.03316 |
73 |
70 |
2 |
1 |
7317 |
Hi Slim! It's great to see you again. But I do have
to say that you seem to have lost a little weight". |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7318 |
I guess I've always been drawn to simplicity in art. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7319 |
Oh I see I misread your cover letter. You are looking for a “stick “figure salary. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7320 |
Your name isn't in our records, but I'd recognize that face anywhere. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
7321 |
Just think of me as Bolek to your Lolek |
1.0548 |
0.03316 |
73 |
70 |
2 |
1 |
7322 |
so to confirm. first name: stick?
last name: figure? |
1.0543 |
0.02376 |
92 |
87 |
5 |
0 |
7323 |
You think I’m skinny and unfleshed as a character, I just think I have lost my Halo |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7324 |
I expect you will stick to the figures on the quarterly estimates. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7325 |
You fit the job description perfectly." |
1.0541 |
0.03272 |
74 |
71 |
2 |
1 |
7326 |
You really should flesh out your resume. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7327 |
You certainly much less than my prior client.
Bill Hill
Encino, CA |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7328 |
I quit my job as security down at 'Baskets & Coat hangars,' and I just do not feel like myself."
Tracy Brown, Novato, CA |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7329 |
First flesh out the story line a bit. Give the reader something to hang their hat on. Throw them a bone with some meat on it! Something they can really sink their teeth into!
Oh, God I'm starving! Wanna grab a pastrami on rye at Rubin's? |
1.0541 |
0.03272 |
74 |
71 |
2 |
1 |
7330 |
So you have discovered the new anti obesity pill. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7331 |
You dont say? |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7332 |
I'm sorry. When we asked for, "The Man of Steel ", we expected someone else. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7333 |
I guess I’m an empty book. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
7334 |
Karl interviewed poorly, but he was was easy to draw. |
1.0541 |
0.03272 |
74 |
71 |
2 |
1 |
7335 |
So you don't feel real, you just feel like a representation of others. |
1.0538 |
0.02352 |
93 |
88 |
5 |
0 |
7336 |
Let me give you a bare bones description of the job for starters. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
7337 |
Well, people say my best quality is my sticktoidness |
1.0533 |
0.03229 |
75 |
72 |
2 |
1 |
7338 |
Your CV is a bit thin, could you flesh it out for me. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7339 |
I understand you got the plastic surgery because it makes you more comfortable, but have you considered how it makes the rest of us feel? |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7340 |
Just do your job. The boss is a stickler for the rules. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7341 |
Congratulations. You've been hired for your ability to hit one out of the park. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7342 |
The work is highly monotonous. We value stickability |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7343 |
So why are you getting out of poitics? |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7344 |
If you're that annoying Clippy you're toast. |
1.0533 |
0.03229 |
75 |
72 |
2 |
1 |
7345 |
I have a sticky situation I would like to discuss with you. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7346 |
It’s a good concept, Mr. Blanke, but see if you can flesh it out a bit. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7347 |
Maybe I should spell it out for you. There’s just no positions available at this time. I’m sorry. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
7348 |
You certainly seem intelligent, but,I can't see your face!! |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
7349 |
Prove to me that you can stand up. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7350 |
I know you're a rocket scientist, but your loan is rejected. |
1.0526 |
0.03187 |
76 |
73 |
2 |
1 |
7351 |
What are you most proud of |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7352 |
… as if your résumé didn’t make you stand out enough! |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7353 |
If I'm out of guesses, then you're out a job. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7354 |
True, but I think you are being far too simplistic. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7355 |
I'm sorry, but you're just too wired to work here. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7356 |
i only agreed to see you, if you were totally clean |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7357 |
And where do you see yourselves in 5 years time? |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
7358 |
Stop sticking your nose into my business |
1.0521 |
0.02280 |
96 |
91 |
5 |
0 |
7359 |
With the actors on strike, the studio asked me to reach out. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
7360 |
I think you can stop dieting now. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
7361 |
Let's just watch dvds at home from now on... This is just very stressing to have to put a 'label' on our viewing. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
7362 |
So someone called you brainless. Does that mean you have to take it to heart? |
1.0519 |
0.03146 |
77 |
74 |
2 |
1 |
7363 |
Your information is a bit sketchy... |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
7364 |
I understand your concerns, but we need to get your son's anxiety for spelling tests under control. |
1.0519 |
0.03146 |
77 |
74 |
2 |
1 |
7365 |
Skeletal assessments are complementary. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
7366 |
We need to flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.0513 |
0.03106 |
78 |
75 |
2 |
1 |
7367 |
so it says here that your co-workers thought that you were rather
strange looking |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
7368 |
I understand why you feel so shallow. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
7369 |
I am the first AI applicant to be your assistant wow really,well I love your voice it so unique.
I could talk with you all day. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
7370 |
So I wonder if you could just flesh out your resume for me a little bit. |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
7371 |
Your references look a little thin. |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
7372 |
I am sorry we’re looking for somebody who can draw more than stick figures. |
1.0506 |
0.03067 |
79 |
76 |
2 |
1 |
7373 |
Gamers want more complex characters, so we have to cut you loose. |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
7374 |
You're clout is fading fast...sure you want to stick her with all that? |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
7375 |
Do you, by chance, have a 3-day a week position, flextime, remote, and provides a hefty clothing allowance? |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
7376 |
It's because you're a matchstick man that we have to let you glow. |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
7377 |
So, would you care to discuss your diet? |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
7378 |
I'm sorry, we don't see that you can sufficiently fill in the role at this time. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
7379 |
Where’s that winning personality you had when you first started working here? |
1.0500 |
0.03029 |
80 |
77 |
2 |
1 |
7380 |
Look, the insurance deductible's the same even if you're an everyman allegory. I don't know what else to tell you. You can go bitch to Congress for free if you like. No skin off my ass. |
1.0494 |
0.02992 |
81 |
78 |
2 |
1 |
7381 |
Can you fill in some of the empty space in your life for me? |
1.0494 |
0.02992 |
81 |
78 |
2 |
1 |
7382 |
What do you think makes you cut out to be a structural engineer in our consultancy? |
1.0494 |
0.02422 |
81 |
77 |
4 |
0 |
7383 |
There are a few details missing from your resume. Could you fill them in for me? |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
7384 |
I am really hoping that this position will enable me to realize the personal growth I have always been working towards. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
7385 |
8D Somewhat impressed :).
"You know what, you're hired!"
"Really?! Why?"
"It's refreshing to see someone actually show their experience in person. So many people lie on their resume but for YOU Mr. CIA asset, we'll fill in the white spaces :)" |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
7386 |
What's happened to the halo, Mr. Charteris? |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
7387 |
That’s probably not the best way to avoid race or gender discrimination. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
7388 |
I can't put you on the runway. Your only experience is being the hangman. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
7389 |
Why? Because you did not convince us that you were prepared. |
1.0488 |
0.02956 |
82 |
79 |
2 |
1 |
7390 |
I know it’s not correct but I find “flush out” to be more inclusive. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
7391 |
Stick around. The boss will be surprised by the look on your face |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
7392 |
Would you flesh out your resume for me? |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
7393 |
Sorry , This isn’t National Hangman tryouts . |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
7394 |
Gender: Is it a he or a she? |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
7395 |
I'm an expert in paint and excel |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
7396 |
Just the essentials for you linear thinkers. |
1.0476 |
0.02887 |
84 |
81 |
2 |
1 |
7397 |
Your resume seems quite thin for this position. |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
7398 |
Well, you will never have to worry about a dress code. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
7399 |
Aside from beating the hangman, what other success have you had?" |
1.0476 |
0.03526 |
63 |
61 |
1 |
1 |
7400 |
What else can you do, I realize it's universal but 'signage' is a very limited field |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
7401 |
Can you flesh that out for me? Your version is very thin on details. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
7402 |
Why do people always want to stick it to me? |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
7403 |
I think we need someone with a bit more gravitas |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
7404 |
For the right price I'd be happy to sell you a piece of my AI. |
1.0476 |
0.02887 |
84 |
81 |
2 |
1 |
7405 |
'You promised, when you hired you, to work at 60 frames per second. So far, all I have seen is a mere 12 frames per second.' |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
7406 |
You have an impressive resume, but we don't think you would be a good fit here at Weight Watchers. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
7407 |
Jeremy, don’t stick your tongue out at me, I’m working. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
7408 |
Ted, let’s meet again when your annual report is more fully formed. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
7409 |
Well I was an extra in the movie SOUL, so I’d prefer any role along those lines |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
7410 |
With the average nyc rent being $5500, can we talk about a raise?” “How about a pizza party? Oh and please return to the office! |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
7411 |
We have an opening that would fit you well--and airline steward. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7412 |
I agree. You'd make the perfect spokesperson for our dog toy company! |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7413 |
So for today's session let's take another look at your paranoia about ropes. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7414 |
Can you forgive me? I've stopped sinning in the Flesh! |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7415 |
You're clearly qualified for the position |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7416 |
Can you expand a bit on your immunity to sticks and stones? |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7417 |
If I had been drawn into a situation like yours, I'd definitely stick to my principles. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7418 |
tell me more about your prior experience, it’s says here you were a “hangman”? |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
7419 |
Your resume tells me a lot, of course, but my job is to sketch in some of the blanks. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
7420 |
I don't think that's actually a pronoun, but I get your point. |
1.0455 |
0.03367 |
66 |
64 |
1 |
1 |
7421 |
Your work resume is impressive. Now let's try to flesh out your personal profile. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
7422 |
So, what qualifies you for the job?"
"I stick around for long. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
7423 |
You're the only one around here who sticks to the figures. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
7424 |
I see under references you put “All of Humanity?” |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
7425 |
I agree. You certainly display a lot of stick-to-it-ness. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
7426 |
How do you see yourself in five years? |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
7427 |
It’s an art book, a diet guide, and a memoir all rolled into one thin book. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
7428 |
Why don't you flesh it out for me? |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
7429 |
Tony (Saprano), you are not expressing your grief appropriately. |
1.0448 |
0.03317 |
67 |
65 |
1 |
1 |
7430 |
If we hire you, your side-view profile photo could present a problem for the security guard who checks your credentials. |
1.0448 |
0.03317 |
67 |
65 |
1 |
1 |
7431 |
Corporate has denied your request, but HR wants you to know that we value your work and see you as a unique asset. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
7432 |
My greatest strength is that I can stick it out in any situation |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
7433 |
We appreciate with your application, but I’m afraid we are seeking a candidate with a bit more dimension. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
7434 |
Stan, we need you to be more animated with clients. |
1.0444 |
0.02184 |
90 |
86 |
4 |
0 |
7435 |
Would you say, you are more AI then EI? |
1.0444 |
0.02184 |
90 |
86 |
4 |
0 |
7436 |
I'll say your current weight loss program has been a resounding success! |
1.0444 |
0.02184 |
90 |
86 |
4 |
0 |
7437 |
In trying to find your twin, details have been sketchy at best. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
7438 |
You only take the injections once a week. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
7439 |
We can offer you a stick figure salary. |
1.0441 |
0.03269 |
68 |
66 |
1 |
1 |
7440 |
...I know it's been a long while; but wait wait...just a little longer.... |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
7441 |
Wegovy? I thought something had changed. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
7442 |
Do you believe not having a liberal arts education would affect your ability to do this job? |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
7443 |
Sorry, but you're not in an EEOC protected class. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7444 |
Your resume is like an outline. You need to hang more meat on it. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7445 |
Can you tell me why you think you can stick with a career here? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7446 |
'Its not the laptop that needs fixing its me'! |
1.0435 |
0.02138 |
92 |
88 |
4 |
0 |
7447 |
'I believe in simple solutions.' |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7448 |
Just a few more questions to flesh out your resume. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7449 |
Let's start by fleshing out your resume before we talk about strengths and weaknesses, if any. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7450 |
I see that you prefer to stick with the basics. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7451 |
Tell me more about your previous job on planet Mars. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
7452 |
Why yes, I am the consummate HR professional. How can you tell? |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
7453 |
You'll have to share something with more substance please. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
7454 |
So you say you have a lot of stickoitiveness? Elaborate. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
7455 |
Looks as though you have some filling out to do. Let's get started. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
7456 |
No, you're not a sick figure, you're a stick figure |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
7457 |
Besides dieting, what other skills can you offer? |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
7458 |
I'm looking for an acting role with some real meat to it. |
1.0423 |
0.03131 |
71 |
69 |
1 |
1 |
7459 |
What do you mean “GBT chat”? |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
7460 |
I think you should flesh out your profile a bit. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
7461 |
Jesus Christ, what a fucking asshole. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
7462 |
I prefer the empty chair technique. |
1.0423 |
0.03131 |
71 |
69 |
1 |
1 |
7463 |
You are out of line asking for a loan here Mr. Doodle. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
7464 |
The successful candidate will provide critical guidance to our staff and customers throughout our entire chain of restaurants. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
7465 |
Says here that your favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody !! |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
7466 |
I value simplicity, and I practice what I preach. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
7467 |
Do you have any qualifications other than hosting the hangman app? |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
7468 |
I see from your resume that you can tie our competition up in knots. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
7469 |
I've read your resume. Quite impressive, but could you please flesh out your last position for me? |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
7470 |
For a minute there I thought this was a stick up. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
7471 |
Your former self was better. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
7472 |
In looking over your CV it is clear you are a man of many dimensions |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
7473 |
Yes, you mentioned your “stick-to-itiveness”, but this position requires an MBA. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
7474 |
Phil, the difference between you and I is I stick through things and you just get stuck. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
7475 |
Notwithstanding the fact that I failed to flesh out my plans I urge you to stick with me and ignore the hangman and his gang. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
7476 |
Stick with me and you’ll have the world’s most popular design as a figure of speech. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
7477 |
So, tell me something about this sticky situation |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
7478 |
Let's get your weight loss during our next visit. |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
7479 |
Nothing today, but maybe I can stick you somewhere until there’s an opening on the assembly line.” |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
7480 |
And you're here to see the bariatric specialist? |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
7481 |
Well Stickman, I'm sorry that you're not sticking to your job. You're fired. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
7482 |
The Ozempic worked a little too well |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
7483 |
So, you struggle to face reality... |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
7484 |
Your resume is littered with the word sticktoitiveness. |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
7485 |
They said I was all sticks and bones until they realized I had substance of a different nature! |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
7486 |
Would you please stick to the point. |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
7487 |
Of course,we do not discriminate against stick figures! |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
7488 |
I’m sorry, but you don’t have any experience in Lean Six Sigma. |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
7489 |
Your family was in here earlier and their concerns were not so much your lack of concern, but their lack of food. |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
7490 |
Shallow? Don’t listen to their judgements. They are projecting. |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
7491 |
Do you want to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.0380 |
0.02816 |
79 |
77 |
1 |
1 |
7492 |
So,at this point in your therapy,you are still feeling gender neutral? |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
7493 |
You look like the perfect candidate, we’ll be in touch… |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
7494 |
One of my favorite movie lines is 'Stick it to the man!' |
1.0370 |
0.02747 |
81 |
79 |
1 |
1 |
7495 |
Well, Maslow says that you have a long way to go to self-actualization when you’re not even past physiological. |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
7496 |
I'm sorry we have to let you go, but I really admire your sticktoitness. |
1.0361 |
0.02061 |
83 |
80 |
3 |
0 |
7497 |
Don’t be worried, it’s perfectly normal for someone of your body type to feel two-dimensional. |
1.0353 |
0.02013 |
85 |
82 |
3 |
0 |
7498 |
I don't like the no-expression look on your face, Mr. Smith. I don't think the position of clown at Ringling Brothers Circus is quite for you. Goodbye. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
7499 |
We believe you’ll fit right in at this company seeing as almost everyone here already has a stick up their butt! |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
7500 |
I'll need to fill you in on a few things first. |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
7501 |
You can use whichever one you want |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
7502 |
nan |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
7503 |
Can we just stick to the point and get through this discussion? |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
7504 |
They say if you do not accept their plea deal, they're gonna hang you! |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
7505 |
I can hopefully bring a certain level of lightness to the team.”
Saman Mojibi, Santa Monica, Calif. |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
7506 |
We’re looking for a people person, Mr. Stick, not someone good at figures. |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
7507 |
I guess my biggest issue is that none of my relationships seem to stick. |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
7508 |
This job has made me a shell of a man |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
7509 |
I think you’d fit perfectly in our Human Resources department. |
1.0326 |
0.01862 |
92 |
89 |
3 |
0 |
7510 |
Is it true you tried to stick it to your former employer? |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
7511 |
No one else could get the job done, so I’m going to stick you with it. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
7512 |
Transparency is important when it comes to a sticky persona. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
7513 |
Your peer reviews are in. They all indicate you are overbearing and throw your weight around too much. |
1.0317 |
0.03175 |
63 |
62 |
0 |
1 |
7514 |
The fubdame tals are there, but your experience needs a little fleshing out. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
7515 |
« Hang on ! We need to have a word ! » |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
7516 |
There is a new listing that may be perfect for you! It’s “Model for Appliance Safety Tags” |
1.0317 |
0.03175 |
63 |
62 |
0 |
1 |
7517 |
We're an equal opportunity employer. |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
7518 |
It's true that we did advertise for an employee with stick-to-itiveness, but perhaps not quite as literally as you would seem to imagine. |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
7519 |
Yea my last job I had to stick it to the man |
1.0303 |
0.03030 |
66 |
65 |
0 |
1 |
7520 |
I am not sure we have a need for someone who has been a model for chalk outlines at crime scenes. |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
7521 |
Our animation team is extremely excited to meet you! Our writers, however, would like a few more details. When you can you start? |
1.0303 |
0.03030 |
66 |
65 |
0 |
1 |
7522 |
We would need you to start immediately,
do you know how to drive stick. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
7523 |
Ok, so let me make sure I understand, do you only want to be considered for the 100% remote positions that help us develop and utilize AI? |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
7524 |
Bringing drawn to scale is something we value in our team members.
By the way, 2B or not 2B? |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
7525 |
If we offer you the job,can you stick with it? |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
7526 |
I’m sticking to my story and that’s that! |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
7527 |
I FIGURE YOU JUST MIGHT STICK HERE |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
7528 |
I’m sorry, but our ad clearly specified that a pelvis is required. |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
7529 |
Doctor, I am feeling so sticky lately |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
7530 |
Ok I think it’s time we back of the Ozempic, Dale. |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
7531 |
Ever since I heard ‘sticks and stones could break my bones’ , I’ve been traumatized |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
7532 |
I am drawing a blank, did you resume say you stick to or stick with your principles? |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
7533 |
Your proposal for a new AI department sounds like it was written by someone else. |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
7534 |
I can see now why your resume is a blank page |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
7535 |
So your stick-to-it-ness is your best attribute? |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
7536 |
Can you access your emails when you’re also walking on all fours? |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
7537 |
So we're clear, this is a weight loss clinic, not an anorexia center. |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
7538 |
The doctor will see you now. Thank you for shedding your humanity so that we may maximize profits! |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
7539 |
Mr. Smithers, it appears you’ve taken my dieting advice to heart. |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
7540 |
I hate to be a stickler, but Bob left the office at 4:59 yesterday.. |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
7541 |
I'd like to say we're having to let you go because you're too one-dimensional, but unfortunately it's because of the numerous credible sexual harassment complaints against you. |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
7542 |
Out time is up; let’s dive into this “sticky” problem next time. |
1.0274 |
0.02740 |
73 |
72 |
0 |
1 |
7543 |
I specialize in alignment |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
7544 |
I figure you should stick to what you’re good at
-Taylor S.
Boston, MA |
1.0270 |
0.02703 |
74 |
73 |
0 |
1 |
7545 |
We prefer to hire candidates with a more extensive background! |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
7546 |
How do you feel about this match? |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
7547 |
Next time, get your heart along, so we can take a cardiogram. |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
7548 |
You should know there is no more demand for stick cartoons. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
7549 |
If we hire you for the job, how will we know if you |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
7550 |
What’s your take on the River Styx? |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
7551 |
We appreciate your interest in working for Weight Observers, but I think you've taken weight loss to an extreme. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
7552 |
We'll start simply. How are your wife and fagot? |
1.0260 |
0.01825 |
77 |
75 |
2 |
0 |
7553 |
Do you think you can stick with the job long enough to succeed? |
1.0253 |
0.02532 |
79 |
78 |
0 |
1 |
7554 |
So, how long have you been having these feelings of insecurity? |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
7555 |
While your background is impressive, your foreground leaves much to be desired. |
1.0241 |
0.01693 |
83 |
81 |
2 |
0 |
7556 |
That wasn't quite what I meant when I said to stay in company line ... |
1.0241 |
0.01693 |
83 |
81 |
2 |
0 |
7557 |
Your CV makes you sound somewhat different |
1.0233 |
0.01635 |
86 |
84 |
2 |
0 |
7558 |
Your resume could use a little more fleshing out. |
1.0159 |
0.01600 |
63 |
62 |
1 |
0 |
7559 |
Can you prove to me that you ARE smarter than most of our employees? |
1.0159 |
0.01600 |
63 |
62 |
1 |
0 |
7560 |
Your life-planning book has substance, but 'Stick to the basics' isn't cutting it for us. How about something like, 'Knee Bone's Connected To The Shin Bone'? |
1.0156 |
0.01575 |
64 |
63 |
1 |
0 |
7561 |
It may not be apparent but I have a depth of experience to bring to your company. |
1.0154 |
0.01550 |
65 |
64 |
1 |
0 |
7562 |
How long have you suffered from Bulimia? |
1.0154 |
0.01550 |
65 |
64 |
1 |
0 |
7563 |
we don’t have stick figure resources, we only have human resources, so unfortunately i have to be the one to tell you that you cannot ever, under any circumstances, draw on yourself anything remotely like a massive ejaculating cock |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |
7564 |
What drove you to develop this new low-carb diet? |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |
7565 |
Tell me a little bit about yourself” “I’d love to but I really need this job. |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |
7566 |
Hey I got a joke for you, "What's brown and sticky?"—actually, you know what, nevermind. |
1.0137 |
0.01379 |
73 |
72 |
1 |
0 |
7567 |
I'm going to continue to advise you to try and be less sedentary. |
1.0135 |
0.01361 |
74 |
73 |
1 |
0 |
7568 |
Dashiell Hammett characters are always welcome here at Beat-A-Dead-Horse Publications. |
1.0133 |
0.01342 |
75 |
74 |
1 |
0 |
7569 |
I'm sorry--a 2-Dimensional man isn't right for this role. |
1.0128 |
0.01290 |
78 |
77 |
1 |
0 |
7570 |
I'm the perfect cipher for your job. |
1.0122 |
0.01227 |
82 |
81 |
1 |
0 |
7571 |
I appreciate the truth but it is still not enough |
1.0000 |
0.01770 |
57 |
57 |
0 |
0 |
7572 |
I find you to be a very linear individual” captio |
1.0000 |
0.01399 |
72 |
72 |
0 |
0 |