Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
First, let me fill you in. |
1.7661 |
0.02428 |
1043 |
471 |
345 |
227 |
1 |
Unfortunately, we're looking for someone of more substance |
1.7407 |
0.02307 |
1126 |
521 |
377 |
229 |
2 |
'Coworkers have been complaining about your constant lack of detail.' |
1.7369 |
0.02212 |
1258 |
596 |
397 |
265 |
3 |
We now recognize that Hangman was an insensitive choice for the team building exercise. |
1.7128 |
0.02291 |
1236 |
629 |
333 |
274 |
4 |
Your lack of a mind, body, and soul is exactly what this corporation is looking for |
1.7123 |
0.02296 |
1293 |
680 |
305 |
308 |
5 |
Allow me to fill you in. |
1.7116 |
0.02059 |
1439 |
706 |
442 |
291 |
6 |
And what drew you here today? |
1.7034 |
0.01394 |
3240 |
1643 |
915 |
682 |
7 |
Well, you look good on paper. |
1.6974 |
0.01623 |
2287 |
1139 |
701 |
447 |
8 |
''So tell me, what drew you here?'' |
1.6958 |
0.01796 |
1956 |
1005 |
541 |
410 |
9 |
Welcome on board! If you go down to the art department, they will fill you in. |
1.6925 |
0.01769 |
2062 |
1072 |
549 |
441 |
10 |
We'll fill you in when the position becomes available. |
1.6775 |
0.01709 |
1997 |
1008 |
625 |
364 |
11 |
Yours is the worst case of identity theft we've seen. |
1.6771 |
0.01608 |
2561 |
1395 |
598 |
568 |
12 |
Of course, you're Mr. Jones! I recognized you from your son's drawings. |
1.6713 |
0.01581 |
2565 |
1382 |
644 |
539 |
13 |
We're sending you back to the drawing board. |
1.6711 |
0.01608 |
2195 |
1102 |
713 |
380 |
14 |
No, I can’t just ‘pencil you in’. |
1.6696 |
0.01754 |
1925 |
993 |
575 |
357 |
15 |
I've been asked to fill you in. |
1.6682 |
0.01386 |
3080 |
1592 |
918 |
570 |
16 |
My greatest strength . . . transparency. |
1.6606 |
0.02218 |
1199 |
626 |
354 |
219 |
17 |
I’m sorry for the confusion — The listing should have said “A SIX figure job”. |
1.6566 |
0.01731 |
2126 |
1165 |
525 |
436 |
18 |
Sorry sir, but the job announcement was for “six figures,” not “stick figures.” |
1.6514 |
0.02278 |
1176 |
635 |
316 |
225 |
19 |
I'm sorry, but our ad says 'six-figure' salary, not 'stick-figure' salary. |
1.6395 |
0.02442 |
971 |
519 |
283 |
169 |
20 |
The cartoonist will see you now. |
1.6389 |
0.02242 |
1127 |
596 |
342 |
189 |
21 |
Where do you barely see yourself in ten years? |
1.6347 |
0.01615 |
2453 |
1396 |
557 |
500 |
22 |
Grab a sharpie - we're making you permanent. |
1.6340 |
0.01678 |
2052 |
1098 |
604 |
350 |
23 |
It's not "my friend", it's a desk lamp. |
1.6311 |
0.01278 |
4221 |
2521 |
736 |
964 |
24 |
You seemed better on paper |
1.6253 |
0.02026 |
1385 |
750 |
404 |
231 |
25 |
I heard you were hiring for the 'Walk/Don't Walk' position. |
1.6180 |
0.02250 |
1131 |
622 |
319 |
190 |
26 |
Transparency is very important to this company. |
1.6113 |
0.01996 |
1366 |
740 |
417 |
209 |
27 |
We do have a position available on our restroom door. |
1.6077 |
0.01757 |
1927 |
1099 |
485 |
343 |
28 |
It says here you served as a rudimentary example. |
1.6020 |
0.01786 |
1671 |
910 |
516 |
245 |
29 |
You're resume is very sketchy. |
1.5998 |
0.02278 |
1022 |
557 |
317 |
148 |
30 |
And your pronouns are? |
1.5968 |
0.01560 |
2428 |
1404 |
599 |
425 |
31 |
Unfortunately, you failed the facial recognition test. |
1.5949 |
0.02037 |
1343 |
756 |
375 |
212 |
32 |
My biggest weakness? I’m bad with faces. |
1.5835 |
0.02136 |
1138 |
631 |
350 |
157 |
33 |
Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape. |
1.5827 |
0.01535 |
2715 |
1671 |
506 |
538 |
34 |
Dr. Emoji will see you now. |
1.5692 |
0.02188 |
1170 |
688 |
298 |
184 |
35 |
The bathroom sign position is filled.” |
1.5665 |
0.01834 |
1933 |
1229 |
313 |
391 |
36 |
Good News! The doctor says they got it all. |
1.5649 |
0.01802 |
1935 |
1212 |
353 |
370 |
37 |
Artists on strike, go figure |
1.5576 |
0.02229 |
1042 |
602 |
299 |
141 |
38 |
A time I overcame adversity? Well, I survived the gallows. |
1.5559 |
0.02283 |
1056 |
629 |
267 |
160 |
39 |
People say I'm very sketchy. |
1.5534 |
0.02231 |
992 |
565 |
305 |
122 |
40 |
Of course we value non-linear thinking. |
1.5531 |
0.02210 |
1007 |
573 |
311 |
123 |
41 |
So this is quiet quitting. |
1.5516 |
0.02059 |
1570 |
1032 |
210 |
328 |
42 |
I'm taking you off this diet. |
1.5506 |
0.02231 |
1057 |
622 |
288 |
147 |
43 |
... and your pronouns? |
1.5504 |
0.01991 |
1379 |
826 |
347 |
206 |
44 |
Are you applying for the “walk” or “don’t walk” position? |
1.5494 |
0.02008 |
1467 |
913 |
302 |
252 |
45 |
Resigning? We were hoping you’d stick around. |
1.5485 |
0.02224 |
1010 |
580 |
304 |
126 |
46 |
Well, I do admire your transparency. |
1.5467 |
0.01998 |
1392 |
845 |
333 |
214 |
47 |
I assume the rest of you will be working from home |
1.5381 |
0.02237 |
1037 |
619 |
278 |
140 |
48 |
When you said you were a “work in progress,” I thought you meant metaphorically. |
1.5371 |
0.02004 |
1281 |
763 |
348 |
170 |
49 |
Wanna hang after work? |
1.5352 |
0.02264 |
1024 |
617 |
266 |
141 |
50 |
I'm sorry. I had you penciled in for next week. |
1.5343 |
0.02208 |
1035 |
614 |
289 |
132 |
51 |
I'll pencil you in for Tuesday. |
1.5329 |
0.02038 |
1248 |
751 |
329 |
168 |
52 |
What do you feel qualifies you to work for Weight Watchers Inc? |
1.5275 |
0.02325 |
999 |
617 |
237 |
145 |
53 |
Your resume was impressive, but we feel you lack dimension. |
1.5224 |
0.02239 |
1072 |
666 |
252 |
154 |
54 |
I’ll fill you in later. |
1.5222 |
0.02252 |
1059 |
658 |
249 |
152 |
55 |
Hangman is just a job, I’ looking for a career |
1.5209 |
0.02294 |
1029 |
643 |
236 |
150 |
56 |
Don't even think of lying to me. I can see right through you. |
1.5202 |
0.02222 |
1040 |
636 |
267 |
137 |
57 |
Remind me of your pronouns? |
1.5185 |
0.02385 |
893 |
545 |
233 |
115 |
58 |
We agreed you'd wear pants, Frank. |
1.5160 |
0.02304 |
969 |
597 |
244 |
128 |
59 |
I understand you do a wicked imitation of a coat rack. |
1.5154 |
0.02438 |
972 |
630 |
183 |
159 |
60 |
Your body of work lacks depth |
1.5140 |
0.03158 |
500 |
305 |
133 |
62 |
61 |
Can I be totally transparent with you? |
1.5132 |
0.02292 |
947 |
578 |
252 |
117 |
62 |
The problem is that your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.5117 |
0.02301 |
895 |
537 |
258 |
100 |
63 |
Who better to be the new face of our shell company?” |
1.5115 |
0.02626 |
917 |
623 |
119 |
175 |
64 |
We are looking for someone who is a little more well-rounded |
1.5102 |
0.02295 |
929 |
566 |
252 |
111 |
65 |
We’ll fill you in as the weeks go by. |
1.5098 |
0.02447 |
871 |
545 |
208 |
118 |
66 |
I realize my resume is a bit thin. But it is me. |
1.5095 |
0.02504 |
740 |
442 |
219 |
79 |
67 |
I can see right through you, Kevin. |
1.5090 |
0.02457 |
886 |
561 |
199 |
126 |
68 |
The Doctor will try to see you now. |
1.5055 |
0.02479 |
823 |
512 |
206 |
105 |
69 |
It's time you were filled in. |
1.5025 |
0.02403 |
810 |
491 |
231 |
88 |
70 |
For God's sake, Laura. Put on a triangle. |
1.5020 |
0.02640 |
755 |
480 |
171 |
104 |
71 |
You forgot to fill out your form completely. |
1.5017 |
0.02994 |
590 |
373 |
136 |
81 |
72 |
It looks like you may need to flesh out your resume a little |
1.5008 |
0.02865 |
593 |
366 |
157 |
70 |
73 |
So...it says here that you were previously employed by the game "Hangman"? |
1.5006 |
0.02587 |
817 |
529 |
167 |
121 |
74 |
I’ve dedicated DECADES of my life indicating Male bathrooms for this company, and you’re just going to let me go!? My wife works here too! |
1.5006 |
0.02529 |
827 |
528 |
184 |
115 |
75 |
I understand you’re a minimalist? |
1.4987 |
0.02524 |
758 |
468 |
202 |
88 |
76 |
You have the face for it, but can you actually play poker? |
1.4954 |
0.02509 |
767 |
476 |
202 |
89 |
77 |
'Light on your feet.' "Can you tell me more?" |
1.4948 |
0.02644 |
673 |
414 |
185 |
74 |
78 |
The kids will stay with your ex-wife on the minivan's rear window, but we've arranged to have it parked near your crosswalk signal on weekends and holidays. |
1.4947 |
0.02645 |
748 |
480 |
166 |
102 |
79 |
Your human suit will be out in just a moment, Mr. Ramaswamy. |
1.4941 |
0.02836 |
676 |
441 |
136 |
99 |
80 |
I hardly ever see such bare bones resumes. |
1.4940 |
0.02619 |
670 |
409 |
191 |
70 |
81 |
I identify as a stick. |
1.4940 |
0.02756 |
666 |
422 |
159 |
85 |
82 |
I can pencil you in on Thursday. |
1.4939 |
0.02557 |
739 |
460 |
193 |
86 |
83 |
I can pencil you in tomorrow. |
1.4934 |
0.02695 |
681 |
428 |
170 |
83 |
84 |
I’m afraid we are looking for someone more well rounded |
1.4912 |
0.02563 |
737 |
461 |
190 |
86 |
85 |
Sure, you're no Wordle but Hangman is a classic. |
1.4910 |
0.02450 |
725 |
436 |
222 |
67 |
86 |
Unfortunately, we're looking for someone who can be the face of the company. |
1.4908 |
0.02558 |
758 |
479 |
186 |
93 |
87 |
Did you always want to be a clip art model? |
1.4880 |
0.02690 |
625 |
383 |
179 |
63 |
88 |
We'll fill you in after we decide whether to hire you. |
1.4874 |
0.02782 |
673 |
436 |
146 |
91 |
89 |
Sorry, but we’re looking for someone who has skin in the game. |
1.4865 |
0.02774 |
703 |
463 |
138 |
102 |
90 |
Walk or don’t walk. It’s up to you. |
1.4861 |
0.02664 |
683 |
431 |
172 |
80 |
91 |
I’m sorry, sir. We’re looking for candidates who are less one dimensional. |
1.4857 |
0.02656 |
663 |
413 |
178 |
72 |
92 |
Sorry sir, I don’t think you have the balls for this job. |
1.4850 |
0.03025 |
701 |
498 |
66 |
137 |
93 |
I can see you’re not really a details man |
1.4839 |
0.02738 |
653 |
415 |
160 |
78 |
94 |
How many more guesses do I have? |
1.4831 |
0.02712 |
650 |
410 |
166 |
74 |
95 |
Yes, we've received your outline. |
1.4822 |
0.02739 |
647 |
411 |
160 |
76 |
96 |
Let me pull up your account here - Ah yes, your wife is over-drawn. |
1.4813 |
0.02779 |
669 |
436 |
144 |
89 |
97 |
Yes, I'm looking for a position that is both fulfilling and challenging, but mostly fulfilling |
1.4804 |
0.02676 |
662 |
418 |
170 |
74 |
98 |
Well, you look great on paper. |
1.4798 |
0.02765 |
619 |
391 |
159 |
69 |
99 |
When did your symptoms first disappear? |
1.4775 |
0.02845 |
601 |
385 |
145 |
71 |
100 |
Your account says you've never been overdrawn. |
1.4774 |
0.02872 |
643 |
426 |
127 |
90 |
101 |
Your details are a little sketchy. |
1.4763 |
0.02794 |
613 |
391 |
152 |
70 |
102 |
How do you figure? |
1.4739 |
0.02710 |
593 |
367 |
171 |
55 |
103 |
I can’t help but notice your past is sketchy. |
1.4712 |
0.02894 |
590 |
384 |
134 |
72 |
104 |
I feel that I don't have a complete picture of you. |
1.4698 |
0.02963 |
547 |
353 |
131 |
63 |
105 |
Another English major, right? |
1.4697 |
0.02949 |
611 |
410 |
115 |
86 |
106 |
I can see now why your resume wasn't fleshed out. |
1.4692 |
0.02725 |
616 |
391 |
161 |
64 |
107 |
I have my doubts that you can fill the position. |
1.4679 |
0.02879 |
560 |
358 |
142 |
60 |
108 |
Ozempic is not for everyone. |
1.4676 |
0.02849 |
571 |
365 |
145 |
61 |
109 |
Yes, we do have a dress code. Why do you ask? |
1.4674 |
0.02970 |
567 |
373 |
123 |
71 |
110 |
Can you provide more depth? |
1.4668 |
0.02842 |
542 |
340 |
151 |
51 |
111 |
What brings you here today; Walk or Don't Walk? |
1.4651 |
0.03042 |
544 |
360 |
115 |
69 |
112 |
Your work in Do Not Walk was amazing! |
1.4632 |
0.03118 |
544 |
368 |
100 |
76 |
113 |
And have you modeled for children's art classes before? |
1.4632 |
0.03178 |
503 |
335 |
103 |
65 |
114 |
Yes sir, as ridiculous as it may seem, it is our Banks position that you are indeed overdrawn. |
1.4625 |
0.03750 |
320 |
204 |
84 |
32 |
115 |
Actually, the ad reads “online“ expert, not outline. |
1.4623 |
0.03136 |
530 |
357 |
101 |
72 |
116 |
So would you say Ozempic is working? |
1.4618 |
0.02961 |
550 |
360 |
126 |
64 |
117 |
You didn’t do well in art, did you |
1.4617 |
0.02904 |
535 |
342 |
139 |
54 |
118 |
Sorry, but your resume is kind of thin |
1.4607 |
0.02872 |
573 |
373 |
136 |
64 |
119 |
I’m so glad we were able to pencil you in. |
1.4589 |
0.02950 |
547 |
358 |
127 |
62 |
120 |
In five lines or less, how would you describe yourself? |
1.4587 |
0.03188 |
521 |
355 |
93 |
73 |
121 |
I actually prefer the term ‘stick person’ |
1.4576 |
0.03096 |
531 |
357 |
105 |
69 |
122 |
So, you're waiving the coverage for medical, dental, AND vision? |
1.4574 |
0.03176 |
516 |
350 |
96 |
70 |
123 |
We have a 'Walk, Don't Walk Sign' position open. |
1.4569 |
0.03145 |
499 |
332 |
106 |
61 |
124 |
I’m afraid our bank will not be able to approve the loan for your campaign Mr. DeSantis. |
1.4558 |
0.03389 |
452 |
307 |
84 |
61 |
125 |
Not another empty suit.” |
1.4555 |
0.03429 |
483 |
340 |
66 |
77 |
126 |
Sometimes a desk lamp is just a desk lamp. |
1.4555 |
0.03333 |
494 |
343 |
77 |
74 |
127 |
So we finally meet. The man who keeps showing up in my daughters drawings. |
1.4553 |
0.03206 |
481 |
321 |
101 |
59 |
128 |
Would you be interested in something along those lines? |
1.4551 |
0.03095 |
490 |
321 |
115 |
54 |
129 |
I'm just not sure that "being hanged" is a skill we're looking for at the moment. |
1.4549 |
0.03119 |
499 |
331 |
109 |
59 |
130 |
Will you be able to see yourself in five years? |
1.4530 |
0.03230 |
468 |
312 |
100 |
56 |
131 |
You seem to be well suited for being on the Restroom door. |
1.4526 |
0.03104 |
464 |
300 |
118 |
46 |
132 |
I just feel like people look right through me. |
1.4522 |
0.03129 |
471 |
308 |
113 |
50 |
133 |
I’ll pencil you in next week |
1.4522 |
0.02947 |
502 |
322 |
133 |
47 |
134 |
I can’t find you on Facebook |
1.4517 |
0.03033 |
518 |
343 |
116 |
59 |
135 |
I f you could fill me in a little ......... |
1.4517 |
0.03165 |
518 |
354 |
94 |
70 |
136 |
Getting ahead here takes a lot of guts. |
1.4511 |
0.03489 |
470 |
334 |
60 |
76 |
137 |
If you have a few minutes, I can fill you in. |
1.4509 |
0.03201 |
479 |
321 |
100 |
58 |
138 |
Yes. The company dress code does apply to you. |
1.4509 |
0.02901 |
468 |
291 |
143 |
34 |
139 |
Where do you see yourself in five letters? |
1.4507 |
0.03085 |
477 |
311 |
117 |
49 |
140 |
Well, your resume' is a little thin. |
1.4503 |
0.03104 |
473 |
309 |
115 |
49 |
141 |
We're looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. |
1.4503 |
0.03080 |
493 |
325 |
114 |
54 |
142 |
We have several positions we could put you in” |
1.4501 |
0.03075 |
491 |
323 |
115 |
53 |
143 |
Can you flesh out where you see yourself in five years? |
1.4499 |
0.02989 |
469 |
298 |
131 |
40 |
144 |
You look a little sketchy. |
1.4499 |
0.03138 |
469 |
308 |
111 |
50 |
145 |
On paper you look great but in person you lack substance. |
1.4498 |
0.03192 |
478 |
320 |
101 |
57 |
146 |
I've got to be honest with you, you look a lot better on paper. |
1.4492 |
0.03349 |
443 |
299 |
89 |
55 |
147 |
15 years in the bathroom sign industry is impressive, but crosswalk work is a whole different ball game." |
1.4481 |
0.03395 |
453 |
312 |
79 |
62 |
148 |
Can I get you some water? Your cartoonist should be available in a few minutes. |
1.4477 |
0.03143 |
440 |
284 |
115 |
41 |
149 |
Your coworkers describe you as 'sketchy.' |
1.4474 |
0.03276 |
456 |
307 |
94 |
55 |
150 |
We found your biological father: he is a five year old boy with a lead pencil. |
1.4468 |
0.03307 |
479 |
331 |
82 |
66 |
151 |
Do you think you could be the face of this company? |
1.4465 |
0.03154 |
477 |
318 |
105 |
54 |
152 |
To be honest, your resume is a little one-dimensional. |
1.4460 |
0.02935 |
491 |
315 |
133 |
43 |
153 |
Did Carol pencil you in for today? |
1.4456 |
0.03064 |
478 |
313 |
117 |
48 |
154 |
What's the timeline for your decision? I don't want to be left hanging. |
1.4454 |
0.03187 |
476 |
320 |
100 |
56 |
155 |
Let's talk figures. |
1.4452 |
0.03419 |
420 |
284 |
85 |
51 |
156 |
I understand your concern, but the doctor just doesn't think an MRI is necessary. |
1.4447 |
0.03292 |
461 |
314 |
89 |
58 |
157 |
Your account is overdrawn, which is ironic, because you're underdrawn. |
1.4442 |
0.03150 |
466 |
309 |
107 |
50 |
158 |
We were looking for someone of more substance. |
1.4440 |
0.03176 |
455 |
301 |
106 |
48 |
159 |
To be frank, you have no depth |
1.4417 |
0.03399 |
412 |
277 |
88 |
47 |
160 |
No problem. We can fill you in later. |
1.4412 |
0.03259 |
442 |
296 |
97 |
49 |
161 |
Can you talk more about your position with Hangman |
1.4403 |
0.03276 |
461 |
315 |
89 |
57 |
162 |
I didn't picture you like this at all, but my 4-year-old did. |
1.4396 |
0.03242 |
439 |
293 |
99 |
47 |
163 |
Let’s cut back on the Ozempic. |
1.4396 |
0.03337 |
439 |
299 |
87 |
53 |
164 |
Well Bill, the goal of therapy IS to become a fully fleshed out person. |
1.4395 |
0.03157 |
446 |
294 |
108 |
44 |
165 |
There’s just something kinda sketchy about you. |
1.4393 |
0.03380 |
412 |
277 |
89 |
46 |
166 |
I have to draw the line with you - no health benefits until you fill out your form. |
1.4390 |
0.03172 |
467 |
314 |
101 |
52 |
167 |
But the men’s room door is a very important position! |
1.4383 |
0.03582 |
397 |
275 |
70 |
52 |
168 |
Well I worked at a gallows for several years, then most recently at a public restroom until I was made redundant |
1.4381 |
0.03142 |
452 |
299 |
108 |
45 |
169 |
And your preferred pronoun? |
1.4379 |
0.03258 |
427 |
284 |
99 |
44 |
170 |
I'd like to see more of you tomorrow. |
1.4371 |
0.03309 |
421 |
282 |
94 |
45 |
171 |
Exactly how long have you been taking Ozempic? |
1.4357 |
0.03399 |
420 |
287 |
83 |
50 |
172 |
Sorry, we're not looking for a line manager right now. |
1.4355 |
0.03505 |
411 |
285 |
73 |
53 |
173 |
So you want to sue the entire world for unauthorized use of your likeness? |
1.4355 |
0.03420 |
411 |
280 |
83 |
48 |
174 |
Without a doubt, this is the worst case of identity theft that I've ever seen. |
1.4352 |
0.03501 |
432 |
305 |
66 |
61 |
175 |
Yes, I’d be happy to fill you in. |
1.4344 |
0.03387 |
419 |
286 |
84 |
49 |
176 |
My parents were a minimalists. |
1.4341 |
0.03301 |
410 |
273 |
96 |
41 |
177 |
So you pronouns are 'it' and 'that'? |
1.4332 |
0.03395 |
434 |
301 |
78 |
55 |
178 |
Now, other than the Ozempic,are you taking any current medications? |
1.4314 |
0.03419 |
408 |
279 |
82 |
47 |
179 |
Doc, I feel so drawn lately. |
1.4307 |
0.03241 |
404 |
266 |
102 |
36 |
180 |
Oh, we’ll fill you in once you start the job. |
1.4303 |
0.03492 |
402 |
278 |
75 |
49 |
181 |
Let me fill you in. |
1.4297 |
0.03460 |
384 |
260 |
83 |
41 |
182 |
Let me tell you about our dress code, first. |
1.4289 |
0.03328 |
408 |
275 |
91 |
42 |
183 |
You looked better on paper |
1.4286 |
0.03364 |
399 |
269 |
89 |
41 |
184 |
I like your transparency. |
1.4286 |
0.03486 |
371 |
250 |
83 |
38 |
185 |
Are you prepared for the high degree of transparency this position demands???? |
1.4282 |
0.03238 |
411 |
273 |
100 |
38 |
186 |
Yes, we can skip the strip search. |
1.4278 |
0.03482 |
395 |
272 |
77 |
46 |
187 |
Hmm, you looked much better on paper |
1.4275 |
0.03382 |
393 |
265 |
88 |
40 |
188 |
I think you need to go back to the drawing board. |
1.4267 |
0.03499 |
375 |
255 |
80 |
40 |
189 |
They won’t stop playing hangman. |
1.4265 |
0.03408 |
415 |
287 |
79 |
49 |
190 |
So that's actually your family on those minivan back windows? |
1.4259 |
0.03558 |
378 |
261 |
73 |
44 |
191 |
It’s a good outline, but we were looking for more detail. |
1.4258 |
0.03473 |
357 |
238 |
86 |
33 |
192 |
Remarkable results! What's the secret? Paleo? Keto? |
1.4253 |
0.03313 |
388 |
258 |
95 |
35 |
193 |
I'm sorry, the ad said the job is for six figures |
1.4252 |
0.03404 |
421 |
293 |
77 |
51 |
194 |
I am sorry to say that I can see right through you. |
1.4241 |
0.03552 |
349 |
235 |
80 |
34 |
195 |
When we asked for transparency, this isn’t what we meant. |
1.4225 |
0.03336 |
400 |
271 |
89 |
40 |
196 |
I think your problem is you lack substance. |
1.4223 |
0.03511 |
367 |
250 |
79 |
38 |
197 |
True we have no dress code, but you understand we have to draw a line. |
1.4222 |
0.03510 |
379 |
261 |
76 |
42 |
198 |
I give up. What pronoun do you prefer? |
1.4215 |
0.03643 |
382 |
271 |
61 |
50 |
199 |
So what makes you different from the other candidates? |
1.4203 |
0.03649 |
345 |
237 |
71 |
37 |
200 |
Let's take a moment to flesh out your resume. |
1.4202 |
0.03559 |
357 |
244 |
76 |
37 |
201 |
OK, you've got the outline of the job. The art department will fill you in. |
1.4189 |
0.03509 |
370 |
254 |
77 |
39 |
202 |
Of course I remember you! |
1.4187 |
0.04669 |
203 |
138 |
45 |
20 |
203 |
It's my job to fill you in. |
1.4173 |
0.03331 |
381 |
256 |
91 |
34 |
204 |
Can I pencil you in for next week? |
1.4173 |
0.03453 |
381 |
262 |
79 |
40 |
205 |
Would you mind fleshing that out for me? |
1.4169 |
0.03481 |
355 |
240 |
82 |
33 |
206 |
You say you once worked as an artist's model? |
1.4169 |
0.03570 |
367 |
255 |
71 |
41 |
207 |
I do not require a pronoun and don't need bathroom breaks. |
1.4160 |
0.03668 |
351 |
245 |
66 |
40 |
208 |
I love your work on the crosswalk sign. |
1.4160 |
0.03601 |
351 |
242 |
72 |
37 |
209 |
I think we’re looking for a candidate with a little more dimension. |
1.4151 |
0.03317 |
383 |
258 |
91 |
34 |
210 |
Your resume is also a little thin. |
1.4149 |
0.03400 |
335 |
220 |
91 |
24 |
211 |
And for how long have you had this empty feeling? |
1.4148 |
0.03681 |
352 |
247 |
64 |
41 |
212 |
Well, maybe I don't want to guess a letter. |
1.4146 |
0.03577 |
357 |
247 |
72 |
38 |
213 |
Tell me more about your experience playing Hangman. |
1.4146 |
0.03420 |
357 |
240 |
86 |
31 |
214 |
"We run a very lean operation here so you'll fit right in. |
1.4142 |
0.03286 |
367 |
243 |
96 |
28 |
215 |
Why the blank face? |
1.4141 |
0.03751 |
326 |
226 |
65 |
35 |
216 |
Have you done any 'caution: wet floor' work before?" |
1.4141 |
0.03826 |
326 |
229 |
59 |
38 |
217 |
I see on your resume that you have experience as a lineman |
1.4140 |
0.03590 |
343 |
235 |
74 |
34 |
218 |
Your resume suggests there's more to you than meets the eye |
1.4140 |
0.03614 |
343 |
236 |
72 |
35 |
219 |
I'm sorry. We're only hiring for the skeleton staff. |
1.4116 |
0.03443 |
379 |
262 |
78 |
39 |
220 |
They asked me to fill you in |
1.4113 |
0.03523 |
355 |
244 |
76 |
35 |
221 |
We’re actually looking for someone with a bit more substance. |
1.4113 |
0.03523 |
355 |
244 |
76 |
35 |
222 |
It’s not what you said, it was your body language |
1.4110 |
0.03673 |
326 |
224 |
70 |
32 |
223 |
How were you drawn to this company? |
1.4105 |
0.03509 |
363 |
251 |
75 |
37 |
224 |
Your resume is impressive but I was hoping to put a face to the name. |
1.4090 |
0.03551 |
357 |
248 |
72 |
37 |
225 |
I'm sorry, but I can only approve business loans to people of substance. |
1.4084 |
0.03564 |
333 |
227 |
76 |
30 |
226 |
I need to see your photo I.D. |
1.4083 |
0.03527 |
338 |
230 |
78 |
30 |
227 |
Didn't I see you and your family on the back of a Grande Cherokee? |
1.4081 |
0.03866 |
321 |
228 |
55 |
38 |
228 |
How long have you been feeling insignificant? |
1.4081 |
0.03551 |
321 |
216 |
79 |
26 |
229 |
The posting was for a stickler for figures, not a stick figure. |
1.4072 |
0.03776 |
334 |
237 |
58 |
39 |
230 |
Our job ad said six figures not stick figures! |
1.4072 |
0.03800 |
334 |
238 |
56 |
40 |
231 |
I'll need more to work with than just a simple outline. |
1.4071 |
0.03640 |
339 |
236 |
68 |
35 |
232 |
It's about your husband. I'm afraid the children didn't guess the word in time. |
1.4068 |
0.03856 |
322 |
229 |
55 |
38 |
233 |
It's refreshing to have an applicant with nothing to hide. |
1.4064 |
0.03544 |
342 |
235 |
75 |
32 |
234 |
I think I can pencil you in. |
1.4058 |
0.03669 |
313 |
214 |
71 |
28 |
235 |
How long would it take you to flesh out your resume? |
1.4051 |
0.03600 |
311 |
210 |
76 |
25 |
236 |
I come from a long line of clothes hangers. |
1.4050 |
0.03963 |
321 |
233 |
46 |
42 |
237 |
I just need an outline. |
1.4050 |
0.03576 |
321 |
218 |
76 |
27 |
238 |
I’m sorry to have drawn you into my office like this. |
1.4039 |
0.03747 |
307 |
212 |
66 |
29 |
239 |
This is not what I meant when I asked to see an outline. |
1.4031 |
0.03827 |
325 |
232 |
55 |
38 |
240 |
Thanks so much for coming in during the illustrators strike. |
1.4026 |
0.03849 |
308 |
217 |
58 |
33 |
241 |
There have been complaints about your abuse of casual Friday. |
1.4024 |
0.03751 |
328 |
232 |
60 |
36 |
242 |
I see here your chosen pronouns are / and \ . |
1.4020 |
0.04021 |
296 |
212 |
49 |
35 |
243 |
Fill me in a little more, your resume is a bit sketchy. |
1.4012 |
0.03707 |
324 |
227 |
64 |
33 |
244 |
We will not discriminate on the basis of age, race, sex, or gender identity - if you had any of those. |
1.4012 |
0.03724 |
334 |
237 |
60 |
37 |
245 |
I would say my biggest weakness is that I am not a detail oriented person. |
1.4007 |
0.03973 |
292 |
207 |
53 |
32 |
246 |
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you an incomplete. |
1.4006 |
0.03756 |
312 |
218 |
63 |
31 |
247 |
There have been complaints about you hanging outside the men's room door.... |
1.4006 |
0.03897 |
317 |
228 |
51 |
38 |
248 |
You looked more impressive on paper. |
1.4000 |
0.03661 |
320 |
222 |
68 |
30 |
249 |
Here's an interesting position you can fill. Pipe cleaner. |
1.3987 |
0.03680 |
311 |
215 |
68 |
28 |
250 |
We're looking for someone a little more animated. |
1.3986 |
0.03846 |
286 |
198 |
62 |
26 |
251 |
Let me put this into terms you can understand ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ |
1.3982 |
0.04001 |
334 |
250 |
35 |
49 |
252 |
You'll do fine in the job, it's a no brainer! |
1.3980 |
0.03798 |
304 |
213 |
61 |
30 |
253 |
I’m afraid our focus group found the pilot episode for Sticks & the City fairly one dimensional… |
1.3976 |
0.03614 |
332 |
232 |
68 |
32 |
254 |
I was drawn to this job |
1.3974 |
0.03798 |
307 |
216 |
60 |
31 |
255 |
So what in your background should stick out to me? |
1.3963 |
0.03514 |
328 |
225 |
76 |
27 |
256 |
What is your best feature? |
1.3961 |
0.05164 |
154 |
106 |
35 |
13 |
257 |
We all love your outline, so the next step will be for you to flesh it out. |
1.3958 |
0.03979 |
288 |
205 |
52 |
31 |
258 |
The ad was supposed to say we were willing to pay six figures. |
1.3958 |
0.03769 |
331 |
238 |
55 |
38 |
259 |
We have reviewed your application for “bathroom sign model” and we’re very impressed. |
1.3958 |
0.03905 |
283 |
198 |
58 |
27 |
260 |
Taking into account our new hiring rules concerning gender, race, and orientation here in Florida, you are literally perfect. |
1.3957 |
0.03762 |
326 |
233 |
57 |
36 |
261 |
I can literally be whoever you need me to be |
1.3955 |
0.03504 |
311 |
210 |
79 |
22 |
262 |
We were hoping to see more of your profile |
1.3954 |
0.03573 |
306 |
208 |
75 |
23 |
263 |
I think it's time to stop taking Ozempic and eat a cheeseburger. |
1.3946 |
0.03971 |
332 |
248 |
37 |
47 |
264 |
Sorry, I’m drawing a blank… |
1.3941 |
0.03839 |
269 |
184 |
64 |
21 |
265 |
I have a recurring dream of being hanged. |
1.3938 |
0.03937 |
292 |
208 |
53 |
31 |
266 |
Can you explain this _ _ _ on your resume? |
1.3930 |
0.04418 |
285 |
218 |
22 |
45 |
267 |
So.......you're a minimalist?? |
1.3929 |
0.03643 |
308 |
213 |
69 |
26 |
268 |
Apologies, but we’re looking for someone with a bit more depth |
1.3927 |
0.03802 |
303 |
214 |
59 |
30 |
269 |
I love your crosswalk work. |
1.3927 |
0.03743 |
275 |
187 |
68 |
20 |
270 |
Unfortunately, we having nothing in your line. |
1.3925 |
0.03836 |
293 |
206 |
59 |
28 |
271 |
Can you be flexible? |
1.3924 |
0.03821 |
288 |
201 |
61 |
26 |
272 |
Your loan for a home with a squiggly line coming out of the chimney has been approved. |
1.3921 |
0.03985 |
278 |
197 |
53 |
28 |
273 |
Yes, the kindergarten art teacher position is still open. You will be perfect. |
1.3919 |
0.03653 |
296 |
203 |
70 |
23 |
274 |
Maybe we should flesh this out a little. |
1.3913 |
0.03749 |
299 |
209 |
63 |
27 |
275 |
We feel that you lack dimension. |
1.3913 |
0.04005 |
276 |
196 |
52 |
28 |
276 |
Sorry, we cannot hire you to be the face of our company. |
1.3912 |
0.03425 |
317 |
214 |
82 |
21 |
277 |
Your excellent work in men’s room signage is appreciated, but we’re switching our restrooms to genderless. |
1.3912 |
0.03732 |
317 |
225 |
60 |
32 |
278 |
Your resume left a lot to the imagination. |
1.3912 |
0.03678 |
317 |
223 |
64 |
30 |
279 |
"Your group got Ozempic. |
1.3912 |
0.03885 |
294 |
209 |
55 |
30 |
280 |
Get the fuck out. |
1.3906 |
0.04035 |
320 |
240 |
35 |
45 |
281 |
So, how do you think being a hangman's assistant qualifies you for this job? |
1.3906 |
0.03766 |
297 |
208 |
62 |
27 |
282 |
Have you given me your outline? |
1.3900 |
0.03976 |
259 |
180 |
57 |
22 |
283 |
The face recognition security system may pose a problem. |
1.3899 |
0.03860 |
277 |
193 |
60 |
24 |
284 |
I've outlined my best features. |
1.3897 |
0.03639 |
290 |
198 |
71 |
21 |
285 |
Since we won't have to waste months and months reducing you to a faceless drone, you've been found to be a perfect fit for the job! |
1.3895 |
0.03942 |
285 |
203 |
53 |
29 |
286 |
My door is always open. Or just slide under. |
1.3892 |
0.03566 |
334 |
235 |
68 |
31 |
287 |
I can see your point... but you still have to wear pants. |
1.3891 |
0.03893 |
293 |
209 |
54 |
30 |
288 |
An interesting story, but I'm afraid the jury will see right through you. |
1.3891 |
0.03802 |
293 |
206 |
60 |
27 |
289 |
Why come to us for a rebrand? You’re such a recognizable figure. |
1.3889 |
0.03895 |
270 |
188 |
59 |
23 |
290 |
In five years I see myself with a mouth, nose, eyes, and 401K. |
1.3887 |
0.04054 |
265 |
188 |
51 |
26 |
291 |
Even here in Texas we are looking for teachers with a bit more substance, at least an opposing thumb. I would strongly suggest you try the Florida university system? |
1.3885 |
0.03863 |
296 |
211 |
55 |
30 |
292 |
We'd like to see more of you around the office. |
1.3883 |
0.03693 |
291 |
201 |
67 |
23 |
293 |
Did you notice any side effects from Ozempic? |
1.3881 |
0.04084 |
286 |
209 |
43 |
34 |
294 |
Yes, it is true that we asked you for an outline of yourself, but you’ll have to incorporate more before Mr. Hodges can see you. |
1.3880 |
0.03775 |
299 |
211 |
60 |
28 |
295 |
Sorry, but we are looking for someone with more substance |
1.3876 |
0.03675 |
307 |
215 |
65 |
27 |
296 |
‘So 30 years in Men’s Room signage must have had its moments…?’ |
1.3869 |
0.04022 |
274 |
196 |
50 |
28 |
297 |
Can you do 3D? |
1.3867 |
0.03735 |
300 |
211 |
62 |
27 |
298 |
Mr. Jones will see right through you now. |
1.3862 |
0.03467 |
290 |
194 |
80 |
16 |
299 |
So you are a minimalist. |
1.3857 |
0.03705 |
293 |
204 |
65 |
24 |
300 |
It says here that you're an expert in Hangman. |
1.3852 |
0.03926 |
270 |
190 |
56 |
24 |
301 |
You’re an interesting candidate, but we’ll need to fill in some more details. |
1.3846 |
0.03717 |
273 |
187 |
67 |
19 |
302 |
Oh, did you mean SIX figures? |
1.3846 |
0.03832 |
286 |
202 |
58 |
26 |
303 |
You would, of course, become part of our skeleton crew. |
1.3844 |
0.03726 |
294 |
206 |
63 |
25 |
304 |
I can only give you an outline of the project. |
1.3840 |
0.03775 |
263 |
180 |
65 |
18 |
305 |
Yes, complete transparency is part of our mission statement. |
1.3838 |
0.03819 |
297 |
212 |
56 |
29 |
306 |
Ok, but could you flesh that out a bit more for me? |
1.3838 |
0.04118 |
271 |
197 |
44 |
30 |
307 |
I just can't stop thinking about the lamp. |
1.3837 |
0.04366 |
245 |
179 |
38 |
28 |
308 |
Great resume, but it needs to be fleshed out a bit. |
1.3832 |
0.03813 |
274 |
191 |
61 |
22 |
309 |
Don't give me that line. I can see right through you. |
1.3827 |
0.03852 |
277 |
195 |
58 |
24 |
310 |
I feel so one dimensional |
1.3824 |
0.03867 |
272 |
191 |
58 |
23 |
311 |
We’d like someone with a little more substance. |
1.3818 |
0.03802 |
275 |
192 |
61 |
22 |
312 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.3813 |
0.04063 |
257 |
183 |
50 |
24 |
313 |
We just need you to fill out your form. |
1.3808 |
0.04029 |
260 |
185 |
51 |
24 |
314 |
Other than Hangman, do you have any other work experience? |
1.3808 |
0.04029 |
260 |
185 |
51 |
24 |
315 |
How soon could you fill in? |
1.3806 |
0.03834 |
268 |
187 |
60 |
21 |
316 |
You’re the one who asked me to pencil you in |
1.3806 |
0.03977 |
268 |
191 |
52 |
25 |
317 |
We're still going to need you to wear pants. |
1.3800 |
0.03945 |
250 |
174 |
57 |
19 |
318 |
You look familiar, but I really cant place your face |
1.3800 |
0.04183 |
250 |
180 |
45 |
25 |
319 |
I think we can skip the x-ray. |
1.3798 |
0.03849 |
287 |
205 |
55 |
27 |
320 |
My father was a coat hanger. |
1.3797 |
0.03962 |
266 |
189 |
53 |
24 |
321 |
So...on your application where we ask are you Male or Female, you wrote in "Straight |
1.3797 |
0.04272 |
266 |
198 |
35 |
33 |
322 |
Sorry, the part of the thin man has already been cast. |
1.3793 |
0.04230 |
261 |
192 |
39 |
30 |
323 |
Let's ask that in another way...what bathroom do you use? |
1.3789 |
0.03836 |
285 |
203 |
56 |
26 |
324 |
We're looking for a real stickler for figures |
1.3789 |
0.03836 |
285 |
203 |
56 |
26 |
325 |
Just because it looks like you in the wheelchair does not mean you can park in the handicap spots |
1.3788 |
0.04088 |
293 |
219 |
37 |
37 |
326 |
Yes, I am a minimalist. |
1.3788 |
0.03682 |
264 |
180 |
68 |
16 |
327 |
Fill me in. |
1.3786 |
0.04229 |
243 |
175 |
44 |
24 |
328 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for an applicant with a bit more substance. |
1.3786 |
0.04189 |
243 |
174 |
46 |
23 |
329 |
Well, you don't have an appointment, but I can pencil you in. |
1.3783 |
0.04090 |
267 |
194 |
45 |
28 |
330 |
So you want to report an identity theft? |
1.3779 |
0.03795 |
299 |
215 |
55 |
29 |
331 |
Wow, Ozempic really works! |
1.3777 |
0.03970 |
278 |
201 |
49 |
28 |
332 |
We are looking for someone to have skin in the game. |
1.3773 |
0.04056 |
273 |
199 |
45 |
29 |
333 |
Your father was a broom and your mother
a tennis racket? |
1.3770 |
0.04623 |
252 |
195 |
19 |
38 |
334 |
I'm getting complaints that you're turning sideways and disappearing.....just when there's work to be done. |
1.3768 |
0.03990 |
276 |
200 |
48 |
28 |
335 |
Having survived a game of Hangman isn't much of a credential. |
1.3764 |
0.04098 |
263 |
191 |
45 |
27 |
336 |
I’m sorry, but you can’t use “n/a” as your preferred pronoun on the application. |
1.3764 |
0.04027 |
263 |
189 |
49 |
25 |
337 |
So…what pronouns do you use? |
1.3763 |
0.03859 |
279 |
199 |
55 |
25 |
338 |
I am afraid that we're really looking for someone who is just a little more detail oriented! |
1.3760 |
0.04292 |
250 |
184 |
38 |
28 |
339 |
You look kind of sketchy to me. |
1.3760 |
0.04008 |
258 |
184 |
51 |
23 |
340 |
It's so refreshing to meet a job candidate with nothing to hide |
1.3750 |
0.04043 |
248 |
176 |
51 |
21 |
341 |
Don't look at me with that blank stare. If we catch you playing hangman in the break room one more time, you're fired. |
1.3746 |
0.03867 |
291 |
211 |
51 |
29 |
342 |
Pronoun? |
1.3741 |
0.03948 |
270 |
194 |
51 |
25 |
343 |
So, you want us to sue Ozempic? |
1.3740 |
0.04071 |
262 |
190 |
46 |
26 |
344 |
Thank you for your time sir,but we're looking for a more well rounded candidate. |
1.3740 |
0.04225 |
246 |
179 |
42 |
25 |
345 |
Are you flexible? |
1.3740 |
0.04106 |
246 |
176 |
48 |
22 |
346 |
Perhaps you have taken the organization's emphasis on transparency a little to far. |
1.3728 |
0.03954 |
279 |
203 |
48 |
28 |
347 |
On the contrary, we value transparency. |
1.3726 |
0.04022 |
263 |
190 |
48 |
25 |
348 |
What would make you a good fit here at Pictionary, Inc.? |
1.3721 |
0.03857 |
301 |
221 |
48 |
32 |
349 |
It was a white SUV, with stickers of my wife and kids on the back window. |
1.3718 |
0.04167 |
234 |
167 |
47 |
20 |
350 |
I was hoping for a face to face meeting. |
1.3715 |
0.04248 |
253 |
187 |
38 |
28 |
351 |
You look familiar. Did we go to the same preschool? |
1.3712 |
0.04010 |
264 |
191 |
48 |
25 |
352 |
I see you have prior experience as a Hangman. |
1.3712 |
0.03973 |
264 |
190 |
50 |
24 |
353 |
You’re not a very detail-oriented person are you? |
1.3712 |
0.03863 |
264 |
187 |
56 |
21 |
354 |
We're going to need to flesh out more than just your resume. |
1.3708 |
0.03941 |
267 |
192 |
51 |
24 |
355 |
I don’t know, you look a little sketchy. |
1.3707 |
0.03799 |
259 |
181 |
60 |
18 |
356 |
… and you identify as “rectilinear“…? |
1.3705 |
0.04480 |
224 |
165 |
35 |
24 |
357 |
Funny, I'm not seeing any openings for executive coat hanger. |
1.3705 |
0.04246 |
278 |
212 |
29 |
37 |
358 |
So you say they were about to hang you? |
1.3704 |
0.03944 |
270 |
195 |
50 |
25 |
359 |
Drew, was it? |
1.3700 |
0.03807 |
273 |
194 |
57 |
22 |
360 |
What drew you to our company? |
1.3699 |
0.04220 |
246 |
180 |
41 |
25 |
361 |
I was hoping there was more to you than what was outlined in your resume |
1.3698 |
0.03997 |
265 |
192 |
48 |
25 |
362 |
On paper you seem like a perfect candidate. |
1.3696 |
0.03777 |
276 |
196 |
58 |
22 |
363 |
May I ask your preferred pronoun? |
1.3695 |
0.04064 |
249 |
179 |
48 |
22 |
364 |
No I said "six figures" not stick figure. |
1.3695 |
0.04143 |
249 |
181 |
44 |
24 |
365 |
Well, yes… This IS a finishing school. |
1.3695 |
0.04064 |
249 |
179 |
48 |
22 |
366 |
I'm afraid you would be lost here at Graphs and Charts Inc. |
1.3692 |
0.03940 |
260 |
186 |
52 |
22 |
367 |
And what shall I put down for your pronouns? |
1.3690 |
0.03932 |
271 |
196 |
50 |
25 |
368 |
Im sorry. The desk lamp position has already been filled. |
1.3688 |
0.04297 |
263 |
199 |
31 |
33 |
369 |
The reason why we are letting you go Bruce is not your lack of transparency, rather your lack of guts. |
1.3686 |
0.03995 |
255 |
183 |
50 |
22 |
370 |
This first draft's a little thin, and your protagonist feels kind of one-dimensional. |
1.3684 |
0.03984 |
266 |
193 |
48 |
25 |
371 |
Are you good with figures? |
1.3682 |
0.03884 |
258 |
183 |
55 |
20 |
372 |
And you'll be expected to model in the nude for our beginners classes - I trust that won't be a problem. |
1.3680 |
0.04129 |
250 |
182 |
44 |
24 |
373 |
When did you begin to suspect that you were a victim of identity theft? |
1.3680 |
0.04282 |
250 |
186 |
36 |
28 |
374 |
And I'll never take coffee, lunch or bathroom breaks. |
1.3680 |
0.04129 |
250 |
182 |
44 |
24 |
375 |
You'll be making a stick figure salary. |
1.3680 |
0.04245 |
231 |
167 |
43 |
21 |
376 |
I’m so sorry, the position is filled. |
1.3673 |
0.04357 |
226 |
165 |
39 |
22 |
377 |
And how do you expect to fill the position? |
1.3671 |
0.04536 |
237 |
180 |
27 |
30 |
378 |
When your email said you were drawn to this position, this isn’t what I had in mind. |
1.3665 |
0.04154 |
251 |
184 |
42 |
25 |
379 |
Please fill out your form. |
1.3662 |
0.04350 |
213 |
153 |
42 |
18 |
380 |
You look a bit sketchy. |
1.3661 |
0.03844 |
254 |
179 |
57 |
18 |
381 |
I’m drawing a blank. |
1.3661 |
0.04100 |
224 |
158 |
50 |
16 |
382 |
I'll pencil you in for the meeting on Friday. |
1.3655 |
0.03978 |
249 |
178 |
51 |
20 |
383 |
Actually, we’re looking for someone with non-linear thinking skills. |
1.3651 |
0.04318 |
241 |
179 |
36 |
26 |
384 |
I need you to be realistic John. |
1.3644 |
0.04344 |
236 |
175 |
36 |
25 |
385 |
We’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate |
1.3640 |
0.03757 |
250 |
174 |
61 |
15 |
386 |
Seems to me that your previous employment involved a lot of "hanging around"? |
1.3636 |
0.04344 |
220 |
160 |
40 |
20 |
387 |
I must say, you look great on paper. |
1.3636 |
0.04057 |
242 |
174 |
48 |
20 |
388 |
You have a form to fill out. |
1.3633 |
0.03899 |
256 |
183 |
53 |
20 |
389 |
You need to show more guts. |
1.3633 |
0.04021 |
245 |
176 |
49 |
20 |
390 |
I’m sorry, but I have to draw the line somewhere. |
1.3632 |
0.03974 |
234 |
165 |
53 |
16 |
391 |
Your transparency is a plus, but you seem to lack substance. |
1.3629 |
0.03943 |
259 |
187 |
50 |
22 |
392 |
We do have an opening for a kindergarten art teacher. When can you start? |
1.3628 |
0.04305 |
226 |
165 |
40 |
21 |
393 |
You’re a bright guy but you lack depth. |
1.3625 |
0.03871 |
251 |
178 |
55 |
18 |
394 |
Extra lines are just $9.95 a month. |
1.3625 |
0.04448 |
240 |
182 |
29 |
29 |
395 |
We are looking for someone with more of a profile. |
1.3623 |
0.04093 |
265 |
197 |
40 |
28 |
396 |
Your resume is a bit sketchy, but I'll try to read between the lines. |
1.3622 |
0.04036 |
254 |
185 |
46 |
23 |
397 |
I prefer to not be defined by pronouns. |
1.3621 |
0.04085 |
243 |
176 |
46 |
21 |
398 |
I feel a bit sketchy. |
1.3621 |
0.04267 |
232 |
170 |
40 |
22 |
399 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a little more depth. |
1.3612 |
0.04151 |
227 |
163 |
46 |
18 |
400 |
I've modeled for restroom doors and European crosswalks, but I really want to get into motion capture. |
1.3611 |
0.03939 |
252 |
181 |
51 |
20 |
401 |
I’m afraid we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. |
1.3611 |
0.03733 |
252 |
176 |
61 |
15 |
402 |
You clearly show backbone, but we’re looking for someone more well-rounded. |
1.3608 |
0.04210 |
255 |
191 |
36 |
28 |
403 |
I’m dressing you in my mind as we speak, Mr. Jones. |
1.3603 |
0.03911 |
247 |
176 |
53 |
18 |
404 |
This is a complex job, so I hope there’s more to you than meets the eye. |
1.3602 |
0.04169 |
236 |
172 |
43 |
21 |
405 |
Believe me, I can see right through you! |
1.3596 |
0.04407 |
228 |
170 |
34 |
24 |
406 |
Your lack of attention to detail is becoming an issue. |
1.3593 |
0.04321 |
231 |
171 |
37 |
23 |
407 |
We're looking for someone a little more well rounded. |
1.3591 |
0.03988 |
220 |
154 |
53 |
13 |
408 |
Doe is the last name? |
1.3591 |
0.04040 |
220 |
155 |
51 |
14 |
409 |
Where do you see yourself five letters from now? |
1.3590 |
0.04193 |
234 |
171 |
42 |
21 |
410 |
We're transferring you to another cartoon. |
1.3584 |
0.04064 |
226 |
161 |
49 |
16 |
411 |
Your resume is a little sparse. Can you flesh it out for me? |
1.3580 |
0.04121 |
243 |
178 |
43 |
22 |
412 |
We'd like to see if you could fill in for a while. |
1.3580 |
0.04079 |
243 |
177 |
45 |
21 |
413 |
You cannot let your 8-year-old define your identity. |
1.3578 |
0.04419 |
204 |
148 |
39 |
17 |
414 |
Just give me a brief sketch. |
1.3574 |
0.04000 |
235 |
168 |
50 |
17 |
415 |
It is my belief you were not on placebo. |
1.3571 |
0.04325 |
224 |
165 |
38 |
21 |
416 |
You've been the face of our men's bathroom door for many years, but management thinks it's time for a change. |
1.3571 |
0.04307 |
238 |
178 |
35 |
25 |
417 |
Some people say I’m one dimensional |
1.3571 |
0.04224 |
238 |
176 |
39 |
23 |
418 |
We need to see more of you at the office. |
1.3571 |
0.03874 |
238 |
168 |
55 |
15 |
419 |
Thank you Kevin, for being so transparent. |
1.3568 |
0.04328 |
227 |
168 |
37 |
22 |
420 |
You ARE familiar with the role you would be playing here at Hangman, Inc.? |
1.3565 |
0.04440 |
216 |
160 |
35 |
21 |
421 |
__ __ __ __ __ __ __ |
1.3564 |
0.04717 |
202 |
152 |
28 |
22 |
422 |
Last question: how would you differentiate yourself from other candidates like you? |
1.3564 |
0.04448 |
202 |
147 |
38 |
17 |
423 |
When I asked you to fill out the form, I didn't mean your application. |
1.3559 |
0.04031 |
236 |
170 |
48 |
18 |
424 |
You seem to match well with the company culture. We have a lot of empty suits here. |
1.3559 |
0.04535 |
222 |
168 |
29 |
25 |
425 |
You’re definitely one of our sketchier candidates |
1.3550 |
0.04090 |
231 |
167 |
46 |
18 |
426 |
Well, yes, we do believe in transparency, but we do need to draw the line somewhere |
1.3547 |
0.04098 |
234 |
170 |
45 |
19 |
427 |
Would you be interested is being a model for the beginning drawing class? |
1.3546 |
0.03941 |
251 |
182 |
49 |
20 |
428 |
What have you done since art school? |
1.3545 |
0.04425 |
220 |
164 |
34 |
22 |
429 |
So…you feel two-dimensional? |
1.3543 |
0.03995 |
223 |
158 |
51 |
14 |
430 |
You'll fit right in with the skeleton crew. |
1.3542 |
0.04235 |
240 |
179 |
37 |
24 |
431 |
I don’t believe FaceTime will work for us. |
1.3541 |
0.04494 |
209 |
155 |
34 |
20 |
432 |
Your resumé looks sketchy. |
1.3540 |
0.04292 |
226 |
167 |
38 |
21 |
433 |
While lacking in some areas, our recruitment team was impressed by your low carbon footprint. |
1.3538 |
0.04380 |
195 |
140 |
41 |
14 |
434 |
Please feel free to speak figuratively. |
1.3538 |
0.04135 |
212 |
151 |
47 |
14 |
435 |
Are you here for the hangman job opening or the crosswalk position? |
1.3537 |
0.04206 |
229 |
168 |
41 |
20 |
436 |
Carol, you're not gonna believe this— but when you said 'let's trim our corporate fat,' I actually heard 'corporeal'. |
1.3537 |
0.04238 |
246 |
185 |
35 |
26 |
437 |
Yes, Mr. Sticks, Mr. Stones has also been put on probation. |
1.3534 |
0.04199 |
249 |
187 |
36 |
26 |
438 |
Do I have to draw you a picture? |
1.3532 |
0.04158 |
218 |
157 |
45 |
16 |
439 |
I need you to flesh out your resume for me. |
1.3532 |
0.04300 |
235 |
176 |
35 |
24 |
440 |
Actually, we were looking for someone with more substance. |
1.3529 |
0.04119 |
221 |
159 |
46 |
16 |
441 |
Yes, that job in graphics is still open. |
1.3527 |
0.04080 |
224 |
161 |
47 |
16 |
442 |
And what makes you think you're a faceless nobody? |
1.3527 |
0.04364 |
224 |
167 |
35 |
22 |
443 |
Have you modeled for children's art classes before? |
1.3524 |
0.04320 |
210 |
153 |
40 |
17 |
444 |
I remember you! I drew you when I was five. |
1.3524 |
0.04425 |
210 |
155 |
36 |
19 |
445 |
I think we need to flesh out your resumé. |
1.3522 |
0.04235 |
230 |
170 |
39 |
21 |
446 |
Someone’s trying to hang me! |
1.3522 |
0.04190 |
230 |
169 |
41 |
20 |
447 |
You feel people oversimplify you? |
1.3522 |
0.04280 |
230 |
171 |
37 |
22 |
448 |
And what makes you unique? |
1.3521 |
0.04328 |
213 |
156 |
39 |
18 |
449 |
Where do you see yourself with five more lines? |
1.3521 |
0.04479 |
213 |
159 |
33 |
21 |
450 |
My greatest weakness? Erasers. |
1.3518 |
0.04431 |
199 |
145 |
38 |
16 |
451 |
You lack perspective. |
1.3517 |
0.04113 |
236 |
173 |
43 |
20 |
452 |
But I already lost the weight for the role! |
1.3515 |
0.04384 |
202 |
147 |
39 |
16 |
453 |
So besides appearing on road signs, what other work have you done? |
1.3515 |
0.04032 |
239 |
174 |
46 |
19 |
454 |
Resume? I don't need a resume; I'm a damn ICON! |
1.3514 |
0.05955 |
111 |
81 |
21 |
9 |
455 |
And about your book, 'Drawing Made Easy'... |
1.3510 |
0.04294 |
208 |
151 |
41 |
16 |
456 |
I don't think an X-Ray will help us. |
1.3510 |
0.04239 |
208 |
150 |
43 |
15 |
457 |
There’s really a lot more to me than meets the eye. |
1.3505 |
0.04510 |
194 |
142 |
36 |
16 |
458 |
You seem qualified, but our facial recognition policy may pose a problem. |
1.3505 |
0.04208 |
214 |
155 |
43 |
16 |
459 |
So I understand that you'd like to take a leave of absence to 'find yourself '... |
1.3504 |
0.04180 |
234 |
173 |
40 |
21 |
460 |
I believe they are looking for someone with a bit more depth to fill the position |
1.3503 |
0.04283 |
197 |
141 |
43 |
13 |
461 |
Since you don't have a mouth, I'm going to need a thought bubble. |
1.3503 |
0.04742 |
197 |
149 |
27 |
21 |
462 |
We want you to model for our pre-school art class. |
1.3502 |
0.04269 |
237 |
178 |
35 |
24 |
463 |
What are your pronouns? |
1.3500 |
0.04018 |
240 |
175 |
46 |
19 |
464 |
Mr. Stevens wanted me to fill you in. |
1.3500 |
0.04061 |
240 |
176 |
44 |
20 |
465 |
I’m sorry. We are looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.3498 |
0.04366 |
203 |
148 |
39 |
16 |
466 |
It says here you have posed for washroom signage |
1.3496 |
0.03820 |
246 |
176 |
54 |
16 |
467 |
We're looking for someone to fill in. |
1.3493 |
0.04244 |
229 |
170 |
38 |
21 |
468 |
We don't post for the toilet jobs anymore, but we do have an opening in exit signs. |
1.3490 |
0.04601 |
192 |
142 |
33 |
17 |
469 |
And when did you stop taking Ozempic? |
1.3488 |
0.04443 |
215 |
161 |
33 |
21 |
470 |
I guess I should fill you in. |
1.3484 |
0.04010 |
221 |
158 |
49 |
14 |
471 |
Your references are fine, but I find you a bit sketchy. |
1.3484 |
0.04161 |
221 |
161 |
43 |
17 |
472 |
You say you posed for Keith Haring? |
1.3484 |
0.03969 |
244 |
178 |
47 |
19 |
473 |
And why do you think you'd be a good hangman? |
1.3483 |
0.04561 |
201 |
150 |
32 |
19 |
474 |
I want to come out of the closet. |
1.3482 |
0.04408 |
247 |
192 |
24 |
31 |
475 |
We’re looking for a person of real substance. |
1.3476 |
0.04099 |
233 |
171 |
43 |
19 |
476 |
What have you appeared in besides children’s drawings? |
1.3476 |
0.04468 |
210 |
157 |
33 |
20 |
477 |
I mean, my career here has been pretty linear so far… |
1.3476 |
0.04205 |
210 |
152 |
43 |
15 |
478 |
We can stick with today, or I can pencil you in tomorrow. |
1.3470 |
0.04333 |
219 |
163 |
36 |
20 |
479 |
And then I had a job as a hanger in Lady Gaga’s closet. That was great fun… |
1.3470 |
0.04614 |
219 |
169 |
24 |
26 |
480 |
You seem unfulfilled |
1.3467 |
0.03937 |
199 |
138 |
53 |
8 |
481 |
You look good on paper but… |
1.3465 |
0.04432 |
202 |
149 |
36 |
17 |
482 |
I am sorry but we only have two restrooms! |
1.3465 |
0.04343 |
228 |
172 |
33 |
23 |
483 |
What interests you in becoming a restroom sign model? |
1.3463 |
0.04330 |
205 |
150 |
39 |
16 |
484 |
Can you type? |
1.3463 |
0.04330 |
205 |
150 |
39 |
16 |
485 |
I really don't see anything of substance here |
1.3463 |
0.04218 |
205 |
148 |
43 |
14 |
486 |
Looks like your account is underdrawn. |
1.3457 |
0.04542 |
188 |
138 |
35 |
15 |
487 |
What do you mean my work lacks dimension?" |
1.3456 |
0.04260 |
217 |
160 |
39 |
18 |
488 |
Chad, we're going to need more from you. |
1.3455 |
0.04219 |
220 |
162 |
40 |
18 |
489 |
You definitely have the stick-to-it-ive-ness but I’m just not seeing the depth. |
1.3453 |
0.03877 |
223 |
158 |
53 |
12 |
490 |
Tell me why you're drawn to this business? |
1.3447 |
0.04421 |
206 |
153 |
35 |
18 |
491 |
One of my strengths is that I know where to draw the line. |
1.3445 |
0.04268 |
209 |
153 |
40 |
16 |
492 |
You want to opt out of your diet program?.....when you're doing so well? |
1.3442 |
0.04337 |
215 |
160 |
36 |
19 |
493 |
I see you survived Hangman. Tell me about that. |
1.3442 |
0.04485 |
215 |
163 |
30 |
22 |
494 |
Doodle or not, you still have to wear pants to work. |
1.3438 |
0.04651 |
192 |
144 |
30 |
18 |
495 |
Sorry, we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. |
1.3438 |
0.04015 |
224 |
162 |
47 |
15 |
496 |
Have you had any other jobs other than hangman? |
1.3435 |
0.04131 |
230 |
170 |
41 |
19 |
497 |
Ozempic? |
1.3434 |
0.04316 |
198 |
144 |
40 |
14 |
498 |
Sorry I missed yesterdays meeting, I was out stick |
1.3434 |
0.04316 |
198 |
144 |
40 |
14 |
499 |
The pay is minimal, but so are you. |
1.3434 |
0.04316 |
198 |
144 |
40 |
14 |
500 |
Let's talk about the dress code. |
1.3433 |
0.04152 |
201 |
144 |
45 |
12 |
501 |
Besides representing all human form on pre-historic cave art, do you have other interpersonal skills? |
1.3431 |
0.04764 |
204 |
158 |
22 |
24 |
502 |
I would suggest you flesh out your resume a little. |
1.3427 |
0.03937 |
213 |
151 |
51 |
11 |
503 |
First, I'll have to ask that you please fill out your form. |
1.3423 |
0.04137 |
222 |
163 |
42 |
17 |
504 |
You look a bit drawn. |
1.3422 |
0.04425 |
187 |
136 |
38 |
13 |
505 |
My LinkedIn profile was hacked, so I am starting from scratch. |
1.3422 |
0.04194 |
225 |
167 |
39 |
19 |
506 |
They say you've been barely showing up to work lately. |
1.3417 |
0.04238 |
199 |
144 |
42 |
13 |
507 |
So I'm guessing you aren't much of a detail person. |
1.3417 |
0.04297 |
199 |
145 |
40 |
14 |
508 |
In the last quarter your colleagues described your performance as, “sketchy.” |
1.3416 |
0.04478 |
202 |
151 |
33 |
18 |
509 |
Personally, you appear a little sketchy to me. |
1.3415 |
0.04152 |
205 |
148 |
44 |
13 |
510 |
I'm afraid it's back to the drawing board. |
1.3415 |
0.04321 |
205 |
151 |
38 |
16 |
511 |
Your prose is strong, but the characters are one dimensional. |
1.3415 |
0.04266 |
205 |
150 |
40 |
15 |
512 |
I'm good at seeing right through people, Mr. Jones. |
1.3413 |
0.04331 |
208 |
154 |
37 |
17 |
513 |
What makes you think that a noose drawn on a whiteboard was targeted at you? |
1.3412 |
0.04442 |
211 |
159 |
32 |
20 |
514 |
I don't see much depth in you. |
1.3411 |
0.04086 |
214 |
155 |
45 |
14 |
515 |
I find you refreshing. All morning I've been interviewing nothing but empty suits. |
1.3411 |
0.04086 |
214 |
155 |
45 |
14 |
516 |
We are seeking a more diverse workforce...You seem really straight. |
1.3408 |
0.04218 |
223 |
166 |
38 |
19 |
517 |
So what makes you think someone is trying to hang you? |
1.3407 |
0.04317 |
226 |
171 |
33 |
22 |
518 |
That’s quite a line…. |
1.3406 |
0.03647 |
229 |
160 |
60 |
9 |
519 |
I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more… multidimensional.” |
1.3399 |
0.04349 |
203 |
150 |
37 |
16 |
520 |
This job requires you to be heartless. |
1.3399 |
0.04514 |
203 |
153 |
31 |
19 |
521 |
Who drew you to us? |
1.3398 |
0.04192 |
206 |
150 |
42 |
14 |
522 |
We were hoping for a candidate with a little more depth. |
1.3397 |
0.04366 |
209 |
156 |
35 |
18 |
523 |
You seem a little sketchy to me. |
1.3395 |
0.04329 |
215 |
161 |
35 |
19 |
524 |
Gender neutral,huh? |
1.3395 |
0.04278 |
215 |
160 |
37 |
18 |
525 |
Can you flesh out your employment history a bit? |
1.3394 |
0.04045 |
221 |
161 |
45 |
15 |
526 |
Can you fill out your profile for me ? |
1.3392 |
0.04209 |
227 |
170 |
37 |
20 |
527 |
Things move a lot faster here than at Hangman. |
1.3391 |
0.04304 |
230 |
175 |
32 |
23 |
528 |
Being the father figure on a rear car window decal does not give you experience in the automotive industry. |
1.3383 |
0.04376 |
201 |
149 |
36 |
16 |
529 |
I’m sorry. We don’t need any more models for Life Drawing 101. |
1.3382 |
0.04160 |
204 |
148 |
43 |
13 |
530 |
Could you be more specific? |
1.3380 |
0.04459 |
216 |
165 |
29 |
22 |
531 |
Anything sketchy in your past |
1.3378 |
0.03768 |
222 |
157 |
55 |
10 |
532 |
So you claim the game Hangman is culturally insensitive? |
1.3378 |
0.04322 |
222 |
168 |
33 |
21 |
533 |
We were hoping to find someone more well-rounded. |
1.3378 |
0.04030 |
222 |
162 |
45 |
15 |
534 |
Arn't you afraid you might stick out? |
1.3368 |
0.04736 |
193 |
148 |
25 |
20 |
535 |
I understand you can trace your family back over 40,000 years . |
1.3367 |
0.04511 |
196 |
147 |
32 |
17 |
536 |
Pronoun preference? |
1.3367 |
0.04044 |
199 |
142 |
47 |
10 |
537 |
It says here you're a well-known figure. |
1.3367 |
0.04405 |
199 |
148 |
35 |
16 |
538 |
Your resume is a bit sketchy. |
1.3366 |
0.04301 |
202 |
149 |
38 |
15 |
539 |
Well, I think we'll skip the x-ray. |
1.3365 |
0.04322 |
208 |
155 |
36 |
17 |
540 |
We’re looking for someone more detail-oriented. |
1.3365 |
0.04484 |
211 |
161 |
29 |
21 |
541 |
It appears that your bariatric surgery was quite successful. |
1.3364 |
0.04388 |
214 |
162 |
32 |
20 |
542 |
I think it’s time we take you off that diet. |
1.3350 |
0.04491 |
197 |
148 |
32 |
17 |
543 |
Your body of work is a bit thin. |
1.3350 |
0.04109 |
203 |
147 |
44 |
12 |
544 |
This proposal needs some fleshing out... |
1.3349 |
0.04085 |
209 |
152 |
44 |
13 |
545 |
I'm sorry, but we actually need warm bodies. |
1.3349 |
0.04313 |
212 |
159 |
35 |
18 |
546 |
What are your preferred pronouns? |
1.3349 |
0.04114 |
215 |
158 |
42 |
15 |
547 |
Yes, I do think your liposuction addiction is getting out of hand |
1.3349 |
0.04327 |
218 |
165 |
33 |
20 |
548 |
I wish you would bring more of yourself to these sessions. |
1.3349 |
0.03970 |
218 |
158 |
47 |
13 |
549 |
I kind of see myself as an everyman figure. |
1.3349 |
0.04277 |
218 |
164 |
35 |
19 |
550 |
So would you be interested in working the door at the men’s restroom? |
1.3348 |
0.04236 |
221 |
166 |
36 |
19 |
551 |
And what drew you to this position? |
1.3348 |
0.04242 |
224 |
169 |
35 |
20 |
552 |
I can assure you we don't discriminate against the poorly drawn. |
1.3333 |
0.04521 |
195 |
147 |
31 |
17 |
553 |
Could you flesh that out a bit? |
1.3333 |
0.04161 |
219 |
163 |
39 |
17 |
554 |
I don't need to know your whole background. Just give me an outline. |
1.3333 |
0.04439 |
189 |
140 |
35 |
14 |
555 |
Can you operate a stick shift? |
1.3333 |
0.04579 |
195 |
148 |
29 |
18 |
556 |
We can flesh out the details later. |
1.3333 |
0.04315 |
180 |
130 |
40 |
10 |
557 |
What drew you to want to work on facial recognition? |
1.3333 |
0.04385 |
207 |
156 |
33 |
18 |
558 |
I‘ll pencil you in for 4:00. |
1.3333 |
0.04138 |
213 |
157 |
41 |
15 |
559 |
We were expecting someone with a bit more skin to put in the game |
1.3333 |
0.04553 |
186 |
139 |
32 |
15 |
560 |
I knew it. She can see right through me. |
1.3333 |
0.04179 |
210 |
155 |
40 |
15 |
561 |
They're dismissing your indecent exposure case for insufficient evidence." |
1.3319 |
0.04393 |
226 |
175 |
27 |
24 |
562 |
Tell me very little about yourself. |
1.3318 |
0.04195 |
220 |
165 |
37 |
18 |
563 |
Did you win? |
1.3318 |
0.04053 |
211 |
154 |
44 |
13 |
564 |
And you're sure you want to be an art major? |
1.3318 |
0.04322 |
211 |
159 |
34 |
18 |
565 |
What is your shtick? |
1.3317 |
0.04191 |
205 |
151 |
40 |
14 |
566 |
""In all honesty, you're looking a little drawn." |
1.3317 |
0.04303 |
205 |
153 |
36 |
16 |
567 |
It says here you have experience playing hangman. |
1.3317 |
0.04573 |
205 |
158 |
26 |
21 |
568 |
I am sorry, I don't believe it is ethical to do any more plastic surgery on you. |
1.3317 |
0.04405 |
202 |
152 |
33 |
17 |
569 |
Easy to draw is not a reason to hire you. |
1.3317 |
0.04395 |
199 |
149 |
34 |
16 |
570 |
We aren't sure you have the depth required for this role. |
1.3316 |
0.04271 |
187 |
136 |
40 |
11 |
571 |
I blame the Ozempic. |
1.3315 |
0.04505 |
181 |
134 |
34 |
13 |
572 |
Relax, I just want to fill you in. |
1.3315 |
0.04366 |
181 |
132 |
38 |
11 |
573 |
We were looking more for a straw man. |
1.3302 |
0.03888 |
215 |
155 |
49 |
11 |
574 |
So, what draws you here today? |
1.3300 |
0.04330 |
203 |
152 |
35 |
16 |
575 |
There have been complaints you've been using the wrong bathroom. |
1.3300 |
0.04545 |
200 |
153 |
28 |
19 |
576 |
You just don’t seem very detail-oriented |
1.3299 |
0.04183 |
197 |
144 |
41 |
12 |
577 |
I'm afraid your applicatoin is a little short on details. |
1.3299 |
0.04705 |
194 |
150 |
24 |
20 |
578 |
We're thinning out our staff. |
1.3299 |
0.03966 |
194 |
138 |
48 |
8 |
579 |
I hear you’re good with thin margins. |
1.3298 |
0.04005 |
191 |
136 |
47 |
8 |
580 |
Nonbinary--why did you ask? |
1.3298 |
0.04511 |
188 |
141 |
32 |
15 |
581 |
so, let's talk about your weight loss issue |
1.3298 |
0.04448 |
188 |
140 |
34 |
14 |
582 |
I have nothing to hide. |
1.3298 |
0.04318 |
188 |
138 |
38 |
12 |
583 |
I'm a simple guy |
1.3297 |
0.04366 |
185 |
136 |
37 |
12 |
584 |
Sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. |
1.3297 |
0.04484 |
182 |
135 |
34 |
13 |
585 |
Frankly, the job calls for a person of substance |
1.3296 |
0.04536 |
179 |
133 |
33 |
13 |
586 |
The facial recognition software will only work, well, with a face. |
1.3295 |
0.04573 |
173 |
128 |
33 |
12 |
587 |
We'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.3288 |
0.03892 |
219 |
159 |
48 |
12 |
588 |
Your credentials are obvious. But nobody plays Hangman anymore. |
1.3286 |
0.04235 |
213 |
160 |
36 |
17 |
589 |
So, do you have any other skills besides hangman? |
1.3285 |
0.04534 |
207 |
160 |
26 |
21 |
590 |
I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin. |
1.3283 |
0.04226 |
198 |
146 |
39 |
13 |
591 |
Don't embellish. I can see right through you. |
1.3282 |
0.04570 |
195 |
149 |
28 |
18 |
592 |
Pants are not optional. |
1.3281 |
0.04253 |
192 |
141 |
39 |
12 |
593 |
I"m glad we were able to pencil you in. |
1.3281 |
0.04379 |
192 |
143 |
35 |
14 |
594 |
Help me flesh out your resume.. |
1.3280 |
0.04299 |
189 |
139 |
38 |
12 |
595 |
I have a position open in tech support. Can you do an Indian accent? |
1.3280 |
0.05079 |
189 |
152 |
12 |
25 |
596 |
You CAN'T sue them. Hanging you is the object of the game! |
1.3280 |
0.04668 |
186 |
142 |
27 |
17 |
597 |
Regardless of body type, you can’t come to the office naked. |
1.3277 |
0.04841 |
177 |
136 |
24 |
17 |
598 |
Jeffrey, let me fill you in. |
1.3269 |
0.04250 |
208 |
156 |
36 |
16 |
599 |
Do you mean that your home town is Etcha Sketch? |
1.3267 |
0.04106 |
202 |
148 |
42 |
12 |
600 |
How long have you had this empty feeling? |
1.3266 |
0.04385 |
199 |
150 |
33 |
16 |
601 |
Tell me more about this recurring dream. A scaffold? And no more vowels? |
1.3262 |
0.04584 |
187 |
142 |
29 |
16 |
602 |
Walk… don’t walk…
the choice is yours. |
1.3262 |
0.04521 |
187 |
141 |
31 |
15 |
603 |
This is the worst case of identity theft I’ve ever seen. |
1.3261 |
0.04574 |
184 |
139 |
30 |
15 |
604 |
You have structure, but you lack substance. |
1.3261 |
0.04442 |
184 |
137 |
34 |
13 |
605 |
You meet the basic qualifications. But we need to flesh out who you really are. |
1.3260 |
0.04283 |
181 |
132 |
39 |
10 |
606 |
I’ve seen some sketchy candidates before but you, Sir… |
1.3257 |
0.04455 |
175 |
129 |
35 |
11 |
607 |
I'm sure it's nice to sit down,
but who's minding the men's room door?" |
1.3252 |
0.04512 |
163 |
119 |
35 |
9 |
608 |
As head of the HR Department, I totally get that you are "non-binary". |
1.3251 |
0.04088 |
203 |
149 |
42 |
12 |
609 |
I see sticking to the figures is your super power. |
1.3249 |
0.04354 |
197 |
148 |
34 |
15 |
610 |
Frankly, we are looking for someone with more substance. |
1.3247 |
0.04402 |
194 |
146 |
33 |
15 |
611 |
I’m not gonna lie, you seem really sketchy. |
1.3247 |
0.04521 |
194 |
148 |
29 |
17 |
612 |
You can either step down quietly or we can simply erase your position. |
1.3247 |
0.04279 |
194 |
144 |
37 |
13 |
613 |
You may have seen some of my work before on the entry doors of the men's restroom. |
1.3246 |
0.04450 |
191 |
144 |
32 |
15 |
614 |
Yes, I recognized you right away, Mr. Wilson.. from your daughter's drawing of you in the art teacher's classroom. |
1.3245 |
0.04563 |
188 |
143 |
29 |
16 |
615 |
You may not have a penis, but you still need to wear clothing. |
1.3245 |
0.04563 |
188 |
143 |
29 |
16 |
616 |
I was hoping we could talk face to face. |
1.3242 |
0.04539 |
182 |
137 |
31 |
14 |
617 |
People are saying you look drawn. |
1.3238 |
0.04269 |
210 |
159 |
34 |
17 |
618 |
Would it kill you to wear a tie? |
1.3235 |
0.04616 |
170 |
127 |
31 |
12 |
619 |
So you’re saying your feelings of self-worth diminished when everyone began to play wordle instead of playing hangman? |
1.3235 |
0.06099 |
102 |
77 |
17 |
8 |
620 |
Thanks for penciling me in for today. |
1.3232 |
0.04335 |
198 |
149 |
34 |
15 |
621 |
So you say you’re 6’3 and weigh 215? |
1.3229 |
0.04430 |
192 |
145 |
32 |
15 |
622 |
I don't know, doc. She says I'm too one-dimensional. |
1.3228 |
0.04542 |
189 |
144 |
29 |
16 |
623 |
I interned at CAPTCHA. |
1.3228 |
0.04086 |
189 |
137 |
43 |
9 |
624 |
I don’t suppose working through lunch once in a while will be a problem for you? |
1.3224 |
0.04209 |
214 |
162 |
35 |
17 |
625 |
Do you have any questions about our dress code? |
1.3222 |
0.04705 |
180 |
138 |
26 |
16 |
626 |
We drew you, and we can erase you. |
1.3222 |
0.04433 |
180 |
134 |
34 |
12 |
627 |
You can use Mr., Ms., or Mx. but sorry, no Stx. |
1.3221 |
0.04349 |
208 |
159 |
31 |
18 |
628 |
Let’s hold off on the Ozempic for a while! |
1.3220 |
0.04188 |
177 |
128 |
41 |
8 |
629 |
Your CV features nude modeling for elementary art classes?" |
1.3220 |
0.04762 |
177 |
136 |
25 |
16 |
630 |
So do you have any other experience besides your role in ‘hang-man’ |
1.3220 |
0.04412 |
177 |
131 |
35 |
11 |
631 |
What sort of figures were you expecting? |
1.3220 |
0.04055 |
205 |
151 |
42 |
12 |
632 |
You're not suited for this job. |
1.3218 |
0.04538 |
174 |
130 |
32 |
12 |
633 |
You'll definitely start off with a stick-figure salary. |
1.3218 |
0.04272 |
202 |
152 |
35 |
15 |
634 |
We're looking for someone, a bit more, advanced in Graphic Arts. |
1.3216 |
0.04667 |
171 |
129 |
29 |
13 |
635 |
What line of work are you interested in? |
1.3216 |
0.04517 |
171 |
127 |
33 |
11 |
636 |
Yes, I can see how you might’ve have been offended when she said you need to grow thicker skin. |
1.3216 |
0.04740 |
171 |
130 |
27 |
14 |
637 |
I'll be glad to fill you in, figuratively speaking. |
1.3212 |
0.04862 |
165 |
126 |
25 |
14 |
638 |
You're lucky you're just getting fired. We used to hang people for this. |
1.3212 |
0.04862 |
165 |
126 |
25 |
14 |
639 |
Sorry, no callbacks. But I did land you a gig at the community college as a nude model for their Intro to Drawing class. |
1.3211 |
0.04460 |
190 |
144 |
31 |
15 |
640 |
We'll need both you and your application to be filled out in greater detail by Monday. |
1.3210 |
0.04168 |
162 |
115 |
42 |
5 |
641 |
Sorry, the position is filled. |
1.3210 |
0.05004 |
162 |
125 |
22 |
15 |
642 |
Yes, fashion model is an option but, as your career counsellor, I think you would find teaching art in kindergarten much more rewarding. |
1.3209 |
0.04573 |
187 |
143 |
28 |
16 |
643 |
Unfortunately we’re looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. |
1.3208 |
0.04072 |
212 |
158 |
40 |
14 |
644 |
So maybe we back off on the Ozempic |
1.3207 |
0.04430 |
184 |
138 |
33 |
13 |
645 |
Your employment history seems a bit sketchy. |
1.3207 |
0.04224 |
184 |
135 |
39 |
10 |
646 |
I noticed you left the pronoun selection of your application blank. |
1.3207 |
0.04497 |
184 |
139 |
31 |
14 |
647 |
You listed your previous work experience as crosswalk and restroom signs |
1.3207 |
0.04691 |
184 |
142 |
25 |
17 |
648 |
What draws you into my office today? |
1.3204 |
0.04412 |
181 |
135 |
34 |
12 |
649 |
So I see that you are applying for the gender neutral bathroom sign. |
1.3204 |
0.04747 |
181 |
140 |
24 |
17 |
650 |
What drew you here? |
1.3202 |
0.04533 |
178 |
134 |
31 |
13 |
651 |
I agree. Ozempic seems to be working. |
1.3202 |
0.04671 |
178 |
136 |
27 |
15 |
652 |
In five years? Well, I'd like to start out here as a doodle, eventually working my way up to emoji. |
1.3202 |
0.04533 |
178 |
134 |
31 |
13 |
653 |
Please cross your legs. |
1.3200 |
0.04797 |
175 |
135 |
24 |
16 |
654 |
I just feel like everyone in the office is trying to stick it to me. |
1.3198 |
0.05064 |
172 |
136 |
17 |
19 |
655 |
There have been complaints about your lack of attention to detail. |
1.3198 |
0.04569 |
172 |
129 |
31 |
12 |
656 |
I'm sure you'll work well with our skeleton crew. |
1.3196 |
0.04628 |
194 |
151 |
24 |
19 |
657 |
You look like you’d crack under pressure. |
1.3195 |
0.04849 |
169 |
130 |
24 |
15 |
658 |
Simple AI will be fine. |
1.3191 |
0.04489 |
188 |
143 |
30 |
15 |
659 |
What street sign to you see yourself on 5 years from now? |
1.3188 |
0.04723 |
160 |
120 |
29 |
11 |
660 |
I want to be a WHOLE person. |
1.3187 |
0.04179 |
182 |
133 |
40 |
9 |
661 |
Now let’s discuss your recurring dream of death by hanging. |
1.3187 |
0.04851 |
182 |
143 |
20 |
19 |
662 |
We regret to inform you, sadly we found a candidate with a little more substance |
1.3184 |
0.04511 |
179 |
135 |
31 |
13 |
663 |
Hello Mr. Figure, May I call you Stick? |
1.3182 |
0.04635 |
176 |
134 |
28 |
14 |
664 |
Thanks for pencilling me in |
1.3182 |
0.04116 |
176 |
127 |
42 |
7 |
665 |
Luckily, they guessed the word before a noose was drawn. |
1.3179 |
0.04371 |
195 |
148 |
32 |
15 |
666 |
Your coworkers are concerned that you never have any skin in the game |
1.3179 |
0.04833 |
173 |
134 |
23 |
16 |
667 |
Yes, I know you starred in the title sequence of "The Saint," but what have you done lately? |
1.3177 |
0.04660 |
192 |
150 |
23 |
19 |
668 |
I'm looking for something fulfilling |
1.3169 |
0.04506 |
183 |
139 |
30 |
14 |
669 |
I find myself inexplicably drawn to you. |
1.3169 |
0.04370 |
183 |
137 |
34 |
12 |
670 |
Sorry - we were looking for someone with a bit more depth. |
1.3168 |
0.04529 |
161 |
119 |
33 |
9 |
671 |
I want to remind you about our company's dress code. |
1.3167 |
0.04693 |
180 |
139 |
25 |
16 |
672 |
So, tell me about this fear of erasers... |
1.3167 |
0.04558 |
180 |
137 |
29 |
14 |
673 |
We are seeking more well rounded candidates |
1.3167 |
0.04420 |
180 |
135 |
33 |
12 |
674 |
I’m sorry but we’ve drawn the line on hiring anyone who only looks good on paper. |
1.3166 |
0.04125 |
199 |
148 |
39 |
12 |
675 |
This is actually a shell corporation, so you are perfect for the job. |
1.3164 |
0.04682 |
177 |
136 |
26 |
15 |
676 |
I'm afraid you misheard. We said this was a six figure job. |
1.3161 |
0.04878 |
174 |
136 |
21 |
17 |
677 |
What impresses me is your total transparency |
1.3155 |
0.04625 |
187 |
145 |
25 |
17 |
678 |
Let's flesh out your application a bit, shall we? |
1.3155 |
0.04369 |
187 |
141 |
33 |
13 |
679 |
Fill me in on your background. |
1.3155 |
0.04097 |
187 |
137 |
41 |
9 |
680 |
Your resume is a bit thin as well |
1.3155 |
0.04026 |
187 |
136 |
43 |
8 |
681 |
We like that you are non-binary. |
1.3152 |
0.04367 |
165 |
121 |
36 |
8 |
682 |
I'm very productive. I don't eat meals, take any kind of break or look at a clock. I just can't be around erasers. |
1.3146 |
0.04988 |
178 |
142 |
16 |
20 |
683 |
So your special skill is playing Hangman? |
1.3146 |
0.04988 |
178 |
142 |
16 |
20 |
684 |
I can see that you are being fully transparent. |
1.3146 |
0.04450 |
178 |
134 |
32 |
12 |
685 |
Your resume is impressive but we are really looking for someone who can think outside the lines. |
1.3143 |
0.04646 |
175 |
134 |
27 |
14 |
686 |
So tell me again, who drew you to this position? |
1.3141 |
0.04237 |
191 |
143 |
36 |
12 |
687 |
We run a very lean organization and we think you're a perfect fit. |
1.3140 |
0.04556 |
172 |
130 |
30 |
12 |
688 |
You're precisely the type of writer that this studio is looking for. |
1.3140 |
0.04774 |
172 |
133 |
24 |
15 |
689 |
We are looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.3138 |
0.04349 |
188 |
142 |
33 |
13 |
690 |
You can't sue the makers of Hangman for using your likeness. |
1.3135 |
0.04593 |
185 |
143 |
26 |
16 |
691 |
When did you switch from hunting prehistoric bison with a spear to stealing office supplies? |
1.3135 |
0.04781 |
185 |
146 |
20 |
19 |
692 |
Brian, you need to start wearing clothes to the office, even on Fridays. |
1.3134 |
0.04440 |
201 |
156 |
27 |
18 |
693 |
I'm going to need you to fill in some of the details for me |
1.3132 |
0.04237 |
182 |
135 |
37 |
10 |
694 |
I appreciate the outline but please fill it in a bit for me |
1.3131 |
0.04132 |
198 |
148 |
38 |
12 |
695 |
So, your pronouns are "it" and "it's"? |
1.3128 |
0.04428 |
179 |
135 |
32 |
12 |
696 |
Unfortunately, you haven't completed your form correctly. |
1.3125 |
0.04332 |
176 |
131 |
35 |
10 |
697 |
Can I get you a cup of nothing? |
1.3125 |
0.04552 |
176 |
134 |
29 |
13 |
698 |
Can you tell me what you didn't like about your role in hangman? |
1.3121 |
0.04458 |
173 |
130 |
32 |
11 |
699 |
Where do you see yourself in 3 or 4 dimensions? |
1.3121 |
0.04750 |
173 |
134 |
24 |
15 |
700 |
To be honest,if this interview doesn’t work out I’ll be going back to the drawing board. |
1.3118 |
0.04588 |
170 |
129 |
29 |
12 |
701 |
Sorry, we're only hiring for the skeleton crew right now. |
1.3118 |
0.04274 |
170 |
125 |
37 |
8 |
702 |
On paper, you’re the best candidate we’ve had so far. |
1.3118 |
0.04588 |
170 |
129 |
29 |
12 |
703 |
What draws you to this position? |
1.3115 |
0.04146 |
183 |
135 |
39 |
9 |
704 |
I see a little of myself in you. |
1.3114 |
0.04487 |
167 |
125 |
32 |
10 |
705 |
Sometimes, it's just like you're not there. |
1.3114 |
0.04872 |
167 |
130 |
22 |
15 |
706 |
Is that a doorknob or did you just blow a smoke ring? |
1.3113 |
0.04899 |
151 |
115 |
25 |
11 |
707 |
Truthfully, your resume is sketchy. |
1.3111 |
0.04264 |
180 |
134 |
36 |
10 |
708 |
We’re hoping to hire someone a little more developed. |
1.3111 |
0.04116 |
180 |
132 |
40 |
8 |
709 |
Yes, we can make the hangman riddles a little harder going forward. |
1.3110 |
0.04374 |
164 |
121 |
35 |
8 |
710 |
Slim pickings for cartoonists these days huh? |
1.3103 |
0.04933 |
174 |
138 |
18 |
18 |
711 |
Didn’t anyone tell you we were switching to facial recognition? |
1.3103 |
0.04796 |
174 |
136 |
22 |
16 |
712 |
Perhaps now you understand why my resume is so thin. |
1.3099 |
0.04640 |
171 |
131 |
27 |
13 |
713 |
Doc, I don’t know who I am.” |
1.3098 |
0.04405 |
184 |
140 |
31 |
13 |
714 |
Ah, Mr. Templar. Good to see you again. |
1.3098 |
0.04730 |
184 |
145 |
21 |
18 |
715 |
Perhaps you could flesh out your résumé for me. |
1.3095 |
0.04543 |
168 |
127 |
30 |
11 |
716 |
So you can just decide to eliminate the game Hangman because it's a little un-P.C. and I'm out of a job? Just like that? After 145 years of service. Unbelievable. |
1.3092 |
0.05133 |
152 |
119 |
19 |
14 |
717 |
Face recognition is required for employment here. |
1.3091 |
0.04679 |
165 |
126 |
27 |
12 |
718 |
May I offer you something to eat? |
1.3091 |
0.04518 |
165 |
124 |
31 |
10 |
719 |
You're not fooling me, I see right through you. |
1.3091 |
0.04351 |
165 |
122 |
35 |
8 |
720 |
I can assure you that I'm more than just a pretty space." |
1.3091 |
0.04910 |
165 |
129 |
21 |
15 |
721 |
Ozempic? No. Why do you ask? |
1.3090 |
0.04140 |
178 |
131 |
39 |
8 |
722 |
Your name is Allen Wrench? |
1.3090 |
0.04507 |
178 |
136 |
29 |
13 |
723 |
We have a dress code here. Clothing. |
1.3087 |
0.05120 |
149 |
116 |
20 |
13 |
724 |
you need to fill out your form. |
1.3086 |
0.04819 |
162 |
125 |
24 |
13 |
725 |
I'd like to be added to the transplant waitlist for eyes, nose, brain, heart, lungs, kidney... Should I keep going? |
1.3086 |
0.04489 |
162 |
121 |
32 |
9 |
726 |
In good news, a lack of heart, soul or brain won’t preclude you from running for President. |
1.3086 |
0.04561 |
175 |
134 |
28 |
13 |
727 |
I know I might seem a bit sketchy, but I really need this job. |
1.3086 |
0.04488 |
175 |
133 |
30 |
12 |
728 |
Seriously, you show up to a job interview barefoot? |
1.3082 |
0.04801 |
159 |
122 |
25 |
12 |
729 |
The last guy was an empty suit. |
1.3081 |
0.04151 |
172 |
126 |
39 |
7 |
730 |
No, I said SIX figure job. |
1.3077 |
0.04748 |
169 |
131 |
24 |
14 |
731 |
I assume you are here for the hangman position? |
1.3077 |
0.04779 |
156 |
119 |
26 |
11 |
732 |
Sure, I can stick it out. |
1.3077 |
0.04361 |
169 |
126 |
34 |
9 |
733 |
I take my life in my hands every time I pass dogs chasing sticks in the park |
1.3073 |
0.04196 |
179 |
133 |
37 |
9 |
734 |
I'd kill for your figure! |
1.3073 |
0.04485 |
179 |
137 |
29 |
13 |
735 |
You still have to choose a pronoun. |
1.3072 |
0.04732 |
166 |
128 |
25 |
13 |
736 |
You will be the perfect model for our kindergarten art class. |
1.3072 |
0.04732 |
166 |
128 |
25 |
13 |
737 |
I’ll pencil you in for nine o’clock. |
1.3072 |
0.04329 |
166 |
123 |
35 |
8 |
738 |
Within two years, I guarantee you’ll be making stick figures. |
1.3068 |
0.04679 |
176 |
137 |
24 |
15 |
739 |
No, I said six-figure job not stick-figure. |
1.3067 |
0.04632 |
163 |
124 |
28 |
11 |
740 |
So tell me, do still want to go through with the procedure to have all your lines removed? It would really take away your character. |
1.3067 |
0.04911 |
150 |
115 |
24 |
11 |
741 |
In additional to fleshing out your resume, I have a suggestion for you. |
1.3064 |
0.04444 |
173 |
131 |
31 |
11 |
742 |
You look good on paper, Jeffery, but your background seems a little sketchy. |
1.3062 |
0.04775 |
160 |
123 |
25 |
12 |
743 |
Before we continue,are there any skeletons in your closet? |
1.3054 |
0.04707 |
167 |
129 |
25 |
13 |
744 |
How's your spelling? |
1.3054 |
0.04136 |
167 |
122 |
39 |
6 |
745 |
Do you have any tattoos? |
1.3054 |
0.04551 |
167 |
127 |
29 |
11 |
746 |
Do you identify as malnourished or thin? |
1.3052 |
0.04727 |
154 |
117 |
27 |
10 |
747 |
You came close, but the job went to a complete no body. |
1.3052 |
0.04727 |
154 |
117 |
27 |
10 |
748 |
Everything I do in life lacks content. |
1.3051 |
0.04297 |
177 |
133 |
34 |
10 |
749 |
So fill in the details for me... |
1.3051 |
0.04586 |
177 |
137 |
26 |
14 |
750 |
Unfortunately, it's the end of the line for you. |
1.3051 |
0.04222 |
177 |
132 |
36 |
9 |
751 |
And of course we offer a stick-figure income. |
1.3049 |
0.04182 |
164 |
120 |
38 |
6 |
752 |
Your resume says you did advertising for a men's washroom. Can you elaborate on that? |
1.3049 |
0.04442 |
164 |
123 |
32 |
9 |
753 |
Provide a safer workplace? I’m sorry, but you knew that this was an eraser company when we hired you. |
1.3049 |
0.04688 |
164 |
126 |
26 |
12 |
754 |
What’s with the blank stare? |
1.3046 |
0.04407 |
151 |
111 |
34 |
6 |
755 |
The job listing made it obvious that you were not looking to hire a real person. |
1.3046 |
0.04791 |
151 |
115 |
26 |
10 |
756 |
Sir, the job posting said you’d be making “six figures,” not sti.. ugh, forget it. You’re hired. |
1.3046 |
0.04713 |
174 |
136 |
23 |
15 |
757 |
You'll need a halo if you want to be cast as Simon Templar |
1.3043 |
0.04718 |
184 |
146 |
20 |
18 |
758 |
I like to keep things simple; I let others flesh out the details. |
1.3043 |
0.04582 |
161 |
122 |
29 |
10 |
759 |
I'd like you to flesh out your resume. |
1.3041 |
0.04772 |
171 |
134 |
22 |
15 |
760 |
I’m sorry, sir, but all our positions for faceless bureaucrats have been filled. |
1.3041 |
0.04983 |
171 |
137 |
16 |
18 |
761 |
I see the cutbacks in your department are going well. |
1.3038 |
0.04184 |
158 |
115 |
38 |
5 |
762 |
For this job, we're looking for someone with a bit more substance |
1.3038 |
0.04463 |
158 |
118 |
32 |
8 |
763 |
Your story needs some fleshing out |
1.3038 |
0.04727 |
158 |
121 |
26 |
11 |
764 |
Your x-ray appears unchanged. |
1.3036 |
0.04448 |
168 |
127 |
31 |
10 |
765 |
Tell me more about your last position as Hangman. |
1.3036 |
0.04606 |
168 |
129 |
27 |
12 |
766 |
To be honest, you seem a little sketchy. |
1.3036 |
0.04368 |
168 |
126 |
33 |
9 |
767 |
You are just the type of employee we’re looking for here at Hangman Industries. |
1.3036 |
0.04683 |
168 |
130 |
25 |
13 |
768 |
We're looking for someone who is more well-rounded. |
1.3032 |
0.04789 |
155 |
119 |
25 |
11 |
769 |
So let's start by fleshing out your resume. |
1.3029 |
0.04474 |
175 |
134 |
29 |
12 |
770 |
Im hearing you say you feel empty inside. Is that right? |
1.3028 |
0.05095 |
142 |
110 |
21 |
11 |
771 |
I'm sorry, but the President has directed that we hire no more faceless bureaucrats. |
1.3026 |
0.04577 |
152 |
114 |
30 |
8 |
772 |
I don't think you have the guts. |
1.3023 |
0.04527 |
172 |
132 |
28 |
12 |
773 |
To land this role, you must remember your lines. |
1.3023 |
0.04602 |
172 |
133 |
26 |
13 |
774 |
Do you have at least a speech bubble? |
1.3019 |
0.04528 |
159 |
120 |
30 |
9 |
775 |
You will fit in-we already have a bunch of empty suits |
1.3019 |
0.04867 |
159 |
124 |
22 |
13 |
776 |
I prefer the term "hangperson" |
1.3019 |
0.04528 |
159 |
120 |
30 |
9 |
777 |
And it says here if I get the word right you’ll hang yourself? |
1.3018 |
0.04658 |
169 |
131 |
25 |
13 |
778 |
So what is the pronoun you want identify as? |
1.3018 |
0.04733 |
169 |
132 |
23 |
14 |
779 |
I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.3018 |
0.04426 |
169 |
128 |
31 |
10 |
780 |
I am trying to be as transparent as I can. |
1.3014 |
0.04597 |
146 |
109 |
30 |
7 |
781 |
I'm looking for an opportunity to fill out and expand my presence. |
1.3012 |
0.04794 |
166 |
130 |
22 |
14 |
782 |
Would you be open to working on a bathroom door? |
1.3012 |
0.04639 |
166 |
128 |
26 |
12 |
783 |
You can’t be 215 pounds. |
1.3012 |
0.04794 |
166 |
130 |
22 |
14 |
784 |
I just might try your diet. |
1.3011 |
0.04452 |
176 |
135 |
29 |
12 |
785 |
We went with another candidate who's a little more complete. |
1.3007 |
0.04736 |
153 |
117 |
26 |
10 |
786 |
If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be? |
1.3006 |
0.04449 |
163 |
123 |
31 |
9 |
787 |
…and so, tell me how you see yourself. |
1.3006 |
0.04616 |
163 |
125 |
27 |
11 |
788 |
It says here you have 20 years of experience hanging with kids. |
1.3006 |
0.04533 |
163 |
124 |
29 |
10 |
789 |
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but your characters felt a little one-dimensional. |
1.3006 |
0.04616 |
163 |
125 |
27 |
11 |
790 |
'Can you drive stick?' |
1.3006 |
0.04195 |
173 |
129 |
36 |
8 |
791 |
He will see you now in the drawing room. |
1.3000 |
0.04935 |
140 |
107 |
24 |
9 |
792 |
Your resume looks a little sketchy. |
1.3000 |
0.04782 |
170 |
134 |
21 |
15 |
793 |
Your references say there's more to you than meets the eye. |
1.3000 |
0.04590 |
160 |
122 |
28 |
10 |
794 |
You're right, your daughter is an amazing artist. This looks exactly like you. |
1.3000 |
0.04840 |
160 |
125 |
22 |
13 |
795 |
Why didn't you get the job? Well, for one thing, you lack depth. |
1.2994 |
0.04455 |
167 |
127 |
30 |
10 |
796 |
There's no easy way to say this, but your co-workers find you sketchy. |
1.2989 |
0.04241 |
184 |
140 |
33 |
11 |
797 |
Let's stop the diet pills. |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
798 |
We've confirmed that you meet our requirements for the customer service position. |
1.2988 |
0.04907 |
164 |
130 |
19 |
15 |
799 |
An impressive resume,
but I can see right through you. |
1.2987 |
0.04799 |
154 |
119 |
24 |
11 |
800 |
I take it you used AI to write your cover letter |
1.2987 |
0.04799 |
154 |
119 |
24 |
11 |
801 |
It's casual Friday for the cartoonist. |
1.2982 |
0.04221 |
171 |
128 |
35 |
8 |
802 |
Your not quite thin enough to be one of our models... |
1.2981 |
0.04565 |
161 |
123 |
28 |
10 |
803 |
Well, your resume is rather bare-bones, but I think we can flesh it out with a little work. |
1.2981 |
0.04211 |
161 |
119 |
36 |
6 |
804 |
I can see that you've become a much more transparent person. |
1.2981 |
0.04479 |
161 |
122 |
30 |
9 |
805 |
Unfortunately, Dave, the role has gone to Simon Templar. |
1.2979 |
0.04504 |
188 |
148 |
24 |
16 |
806 |
I think your profile needs some fleshing out. |
1.2978 |
0.04479 |
178 |
138 |
27 |
13 |
807 |
You have lazy cartoonist syndrome. |
1.2976 |
0.04818 |
168 |
133 |
20 |
15 |
808 |
Yes, we all do look alike |
1.2976 |
0.04098 |
168 |
124 |
38 |
6 |
809 |
If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why? |
1.2975 |
0.04535 |
158 |
120 |
29 |
9 |
810 |
There's a likelihood that I 'll be replacing you with a person with more substance. |
1.2975 |
0.04354 |
158 |
118 |
33 |
7 |
811 |
Why do you ask if we have a dress code |
1.2971 |
0.04976 |
138 |
106 |
23 |
9 |
812 |
I’m sorry, I just assumed you were non-binary. |
1.2970 |
0.04567 |
165 |
127 |
27 |
11 |
813 |
So, your salary requirement says you’re looking to make stick figures? |
1.2970 |
0.04648 |
165 |
128 |
25 |
12 |
814 |
I used to be an empty suit. |
1.2968 |
0.04406 |
155 |
116 |
32 |
7 |
815 |
Yes, and I see you have an opening too. |
1.2965 |
0.04280 |
172 |
130 |
33 |
9 |
816 |
You need to face this, but you just don’t have the guts. |
1.2963 |
0.04624 |
162 |
125 |
26 |
11 |
817 |
So… you’re tired of Gestures… |
1.2959 |
0.04247 |
169 |
127 |
34 |
8 |
818 |
Why yes,we do value transparency here. |
1.2959 |
0.04329 |
169 |
128 |
32 |
9 |
819 |
I'm still waiting for you to draw me in. |
1.2959 |
0.04792 |
169 |
134 |
20 |
15 |
820 |
I'm just afraid our customers will see right through you. |
1.2956 |
0.04421 |
159 |
120 |
31 |
8 |
821 |
You look good on paper but I'm afraid you may not see the big picture. |
1.2956 |
0.04510 |
159 |
121 |
29 |
9 |
822 |
Thats not what I meant when I asked you to be transparent with me... |
1.2956 |
0.04684 |
159 |
123 |
25 |
11 |
823 |
What line of work are you in? |
1.2951 |
0.04175 |
183 |
139 |
34 |
10 |
824 |
Actually, we're looking for a Hangwoman. |
1.2949 |
0.04916 |
156 |
123 |
20 |
13 |
825 |
I used to model for pedestrian crossing signs. |
1.2945 |
0.04678 |
146 |
111 |
27 |
8 |
826 |
I think if you fleshed it out a bit more, I would have a better understanding of your viewpoint. |
1.2945 |
0.04168 |
163 |
121 |
36 |
6 |
827 |
I know you can't speak, so just respond by nodding your oval. |
1.2941 |
0.04808 |
153 |
119 |
23 |
11 |
828 |
I told you I can't trim any more fat in my department. |
1.2941 |
0.04718 |
153 |
118 |
25 |
10 |
829 |
I was okay until they started to draw the noose and gallows. |
1.2941 |
0.04718 |
153 |
118 |
25 |
10 |
830 |
We really value transparency in the workplace. |
1.2941 |
0.04225 |
170 |
128 |
34 |
8 |
831 |
No my lamp is not married. |
1.2938 |
0.04765 |
177 |
142 |
18 |
17 |
832 |
You might want to flesh out your resume a bit |
1.2937 |
0.04307 |
160 |
120 |
33 |
7 |
833 |
I'm looking for a job that won't leave me feeling empty inside. |
1.2937 |
0.04845 |
143 |
110 |
24 |
9 |
834 |
Of course, who hasn’t seen your walk/don’t walk work? |
1.2933 |
0.04590 |
150 |
114 |
28 |
8 |
835 |
Ah yes, Mr Jenkins, I wanted to tell you what a good artist your son is. |
1.2931 |
0.04466 |
174 |
135 |
27 |
12 |
836 |
Your ad said minimal background necessary |
1.2930 |
0.04804 |
157 |
123 |
22 |
12 |
837 |
So is it first name Hang , last name Man? |
1.2930 |
0.04631 |
157 |
121 |
26 |
10 |
838 |
According to your resume your relevant skill is _ A _ _ _ A _. |
1.2930 |
0.04718 |
157 |
122 |
24 |
11 |
839 |
I've retooled my resume as gender-free. |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
840 |
So what draws you in today? |
1.2927 |
0.04736 |
164 |
129 |
22 |
13 |
841 |
I really fill out when you use AI. |
1.2925 |
0.04549 |
147 |
111 |
29 |
7 |
842 |
May I offer you a glass of water and a mop? |
1.2925 |
0.04750 |
147 |
113 |
25 |
9 |
843 |
Now I see why your resume is just an outline. |
1.2924 |
0.04520 |
171 |
133 |
26 |
12 |
844 |
How about I pencil you in for a Tuesday appointment? |
1.2922 |
0.04411 |
154 |
116 |
31 |
7 |
845 |
My name is Draw, not Drew |
1.2922 |
0.04314 |
154 |
115 |
33 |
6 |
846 |
You may want to adjust your Ozempic dose. |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
847 |
I see you’re gender neutral. |
1.2919 |
0.04374 |
161 |
122 |
31 |
8 |
848 |
Should I refer to you as he, she, they, or it? |
1.2919 |
0.04632 |
161 |
125 |
25 |
11 |
849 |
I'm sorry, we already have too many empty suits here. |
1.2919 |
0.04715 |
161 |
126 |
23 |
12 |
850 |
So you are my first AI interviewee. Tell me a little about yourself.. |
1.2919 |
0.04462 |
161 |
123 |
29 |
9 |
851 |
It bears repeating — Beth Lawler made it to the caption leaderboard, with — ‘It's time you retire, Keith.’; when she only received 3 votes (and they were ‘Unfunny’). (See #2484, at: https://nextml.github.io/caption-contest-data/dashboards/850.html) |
1.2917 |
0.05476 |
144 |
118 |
10 |
16 |
852 |
We’re looking for the right candidate for our skeleton crew. |
1.2917 |
0.04167 |
168 |
126 |
35 |
7 |
853 |
Could you go into more detail? |
1.2917 |
0.04080 |
168 |
125 |
37 |
6 |
854 |
We received your resume and information we just need you to fill out your form. |
1.2917 |
0.04815 |
144 |
111 |
24 |
9 |
855 |
One more question- does the word contain the letter "e" ? |
1.2914 |
0.04294 |
175 |
134 |
31 |
10 |
856 |
Our clients might just see through you. |
1.2914 |
0.04564 |
151 |
115 |
28 |
8 |
857 |
I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about your stolen identity. |
1.2914 |
0.04845 |
151 |
118 |
22 |
11 |
858 |
Yes,I can tell just by looking at you that politics would be the perfect career choice! |
1.2914 |
0.04753 |
151 |
117 |
24 |
10 |
859 |
Frankly you need to flesh out your resume. |
1.2914 |
0.04753 |
151 |
117 |
24 |
10 |
860 |
Thank you for being so transparent. |
1.2911 |
0.04605 |
158 |
122 |
26 |
10 |
861 |
Any job is fine. I'm a blank canvas. |
1.2911 |
0.04517 |
158 |
121 |
28 |
9 |
862 |
To be honest Drew, it’s not just your resume that needs some padding. |
1.2909 |
0.04710 |
165 |
130 |
22 |
13 |
863 |
Your work's been a little flat. |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
864 |
When you asked for face time, you know, I assumed that you might have one! |
1.2905 |
0.04372 |
179 |
139 |
28 |
12 |
865 |
your resume says previous employment: hangman |
1.2903 |
0.04841 |
155 |
122 |
21 |
12 |
866 |
Cultural differences aside, you have to start filling out forms completely |
1.2902 |
0.04148 |
193 |
149 |
32 |
12 |
867 |
We’re looking for someone who has experience with whiteboard presentations. |
1.2901 |
0.04690 |
162 |
127 |
23 |
12 |
868 |
Your resume is pretty thin. |
1.2901 |
0.04078 |
162 |
120 |
37 |
5 |
869 |
The casting director wants you to lose five more pounds. |
1.2899 |
0.05163 |
138 |
109 |
18 |
11 |
870 |
Sorry, this office is going wireless. |
1.2897 |
0.04982 |
145 |
114 |
20 |
11 |
871 |
I like to think of myself as a work in progress. |
1.2897 |
0.04786 |
145 |
112 |
24 |
9 |
872 |
Please flesh out your prior experience for me. |
1.2895 |
0.04907 |
152 |
120 |
20 |
12 |
873 |
Your file is a little sketchy |
1.2893 |
0.04025 |
159 |
117 |
38 |
4 |
874 |
so you feel like an empty suit |
1.2893 |
0.04311 |
159 |
120 |
32 |
7 |
875 |
Atkins? |
1.2889 |
0.04444 |
135 |
100 |
31 |
4 |
876 |
It says here you're proficient in Word, Excel, and Etch A Sketch ..... |
1.2887 |
0.04534 |
142 |
107 |
29 |
6 |
877 |
Do you see yourself in ten years? |
1.2887 |
0.05055 |
142 |
112 |
19 |
11 |
878 |
I believe I saw parts of you in Hangman. |
1.2887 |
0.04643 |
142 |
108 |
27 |
7 |
879 |
We just need you to fill in. |
1.2887 |
0.04423 |
142 |
106 |
31 |
5 |
880 |
The side effects of Ozempic were really understated. |
1.2886 |
0.04883 |
149 |
117 |
21 |
11 |
881 |
We need someone with more depth for the job. |
1.2885 |
0.04727 |
156 |
122 |
23 |
11 |
882 |
Tony, for this assignment, I need someone with a low profile. Can I count on you? |
1.2885 |
0.04727 |
156 |
122 |
23 |
11 |
883 |
To be honest, you and your work history are a bit sketchy. |
1.2885 |
0.04169 |
156 |
116 |
35 |
5 |
884 |
I'm sorry. We're going in a different direction with our bathroom doors |
1.2878 |
0.05028 |
139 |
109 |
20 |
10 |
885 |
Security camera footage shows that you and Stones may have broken someone's bones, but your insults didn't seem to hurt him. |
1.2877 |
0.05408 |
146 |
120 |
10 |
16 |
886 |
I don't know--you just look familiar. |
1.2877 |
0.04232 |
146 |
108 |
34 |
4 |
887 |
In all honesty your résumé is a little thin |
1.2876 |
0.04512 |
153 |
117 |
28 |
8 |
888 |
Thank you for interviewing, but we are looking for a candidate with more depth. |
1.2876 |
0.04789 |
153 |
120 |
22 |
11 |
889 |
Sorry, but your job history is a little sketchy. |
1.2875 |
0.04555 |
160 |
124 |
26 |
10 |
890 |
I feel so empty, doctor |
1.2875 |
0.04003 |
160 |
118 |
38 |
4 |
891 |
Sir, your application seems a bit sketchy |
1.2875 |
0.04468 |
160 |
123 |
28 |
9 |
892 |
We were looking for a more well-rounded candidate, actually. |
1.2874 |
0.04339 |
167 |
128 |
30 |
9 |
893 |
I'm concerned that your resume is quite one dimensional. |
1.2874 |
0.04451 |
174 |
136 |
26 |
12 |
894 |
You didn't even fill it out. |
1.2868 |
0.04163 |
136 |
99 |
35 |
2 |
895 |
You say your team didn’t fill you in. Please explain. |
1.2867 |
0.04507 |
143 |
108 |
29 |
6 |
896 |
Any other modeling work besides Mrs. Leone’s third grade class? |
1.2867 |
0.04946 |
150 |
119 |
19 |
12 |
897 |
We can pencil you in for next Tuesday”. |
1.2866 |
0.04339 |
157 |
119 |
31 |
7 |
898 |
Maybe it's time we cut down on the Ozempic. |
1.2866 |
0.04127 |
164 |
123 |
35 |
6 |
899 |
I’m sorry Simon, but with the popularity of unisex lavatories on the rise, we’re going to have to let you go. |
1.2866 |
0.05026 |
164 |
134 |
13 |
17 |
900 |
I have a unique skill set...if I rub my arms together, I can start a fire. |
1.2865 |
0.04426 |
171 |
133 |
27 |
11 |
901 |
No, my uncle does the warnings, I mostly do street sign work. |
1.2857 |
0.04580 |
154 |
119 |
26 |
9 |
902 |
Have you modelled before? |
1.2857 |
0.04293 |
154 |
116 |
32 |
6 |
903 |
Your background seems a little sketchy. |
1.2857 |
0.04827 |
147 |
115 |
22 |
10 |
904 |
Yes, I can see you lack perspective. |
1.2857 |
0.04443 |
161 |
124 |
28 |
9 |
905 |
I'm sorry, the position of corporate strawman is already filled. |
1.2857 |
0.04399 |
168 |
130 |
28 |
10 |
906 |
You are perfect to fill in! |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
907 |
I don't think we can hire you. You seem a bit sketchy. |
1.2848 |
0.04694 |
165 |
131 |
21 |
13 |
908 |
You don’t seem to have much substance. |
1.2848 |
0.04451 |
165 |
128 |
27 |
10 |
909 |
And would you consider lowering your privacy settings? |
1.2848 |
0.04734 |
151 |
118 |
23 |
10 |
910 |
The problem is, you're a faceless stick figure devoid of genitals. |
1.2848 |
0.04640 |
151 |
117 |
25 |
9 |
911 |
We have to start from scratch. |
1.2847 |
0.04587 |
144 |
110 |
27 |
7 |
912 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone more well-rounded. |
1.2847 |
0.04692 |
144 |
111 |
25 |
8 |
913 |
I'm sorry, but I don't know that you have the guts to do what needs to be done in this job. |
1.2847 |
0.04587 |
144 |
110 |
27 |
7 |
914 |
Sorry, we’re actually looking for a hang-woman |
1.2847 |
0.04993 |
144 |
114 |
19 |
11 |
915 |
‘we are looking for someone a little more well-rounded…’ |
1.2847 |
0.04742 |
137 |
105 |
25 |
7 |
916 |
We like the way you simplify everything to its most basic elements |
1.2846 |
0.05149 |
130 |
102 |
19 |
9 |
917 |
Unfortunately you seem to be lacking in substance. |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
918 |
So, that's the outline. What,do you think? |
1.2841 |
0.04256 |
176 |
136 |
30 |
10 |
919 |
Can you flesh that out more for me, Mr. Jones? |
1.2840 |
0.04332 |
162 |
124 |
30 |
8 |
920 |
I'd like to be totally transparent with you. |
1.2840 |
0.04419 |
162 |
125 |
28 |
9 |
921 |
You stick to your job and I’ll stick to mine. |
1.2839 |
0.04645 |
155 |
121 |
24 |
10 |
922 |
Is there a S in your name? |
1.2838 |
0.04292 |
148 |
111 |
32 |
5 |
923 |
My qualifications? Not to brag, but I'm essentially the poster child for everything. " |
1.2837 |
0.05357 |
141 |
115 |
12 |
14 |
924 |
So, tell me about your work with Burning Man. |
1.2837 |
0.04648 |
141 |
108 |
26 |
7 |
925 |
So, Mr. Templar, just how did you lose your halo? |
1.2835 |
0.05232 |
127 |
100 |
18 |
9 |
926 |
I see it’s not just your résumé that needs fleshing out |
1.2830 |
0.04648 |
159 |
125 |
23 |
11 |
927 |
We’ve received multiple complaints from coworkers who say you’ve crossed a line. |
1.2830 |
0.04473 |
159 |
123 |
27 |
9 |
928 |
I look forward to seeing what you're made of. |
1.2829 |
0.04976 |
152 |
122 |
17 |
13 |
929 |
…and what do think might help draw you out a bit more?” |
1.2829 |
0.04706 |
152 |
119 |
23 |
10 |
930 |
Sorry, we already have enough Giacometti sculptures. |
1.2829 |
0.04706 |
152 |
119 |
23 |
10 |
931 |
Look, you can’t quit now. You’ve got to stick it out. |
1.2828 |
0.04765 |
145 |
113 |
23 |
9 |
932 |
Stick around. We might find a place for you. |
1.2828 |
0.04765 |
145 |
113 |
23 |
9 |
933 |
I assure you that I can be anyone you want me to be. |
1.2828 |
0.04559 |
145 |
111 |
27 |
7 |
934 |
I'm sorry, to get the job Governor DeSantis needs to know what gender you were at birth. |
1.2826 |
0.04931 |
138 |
108 |
21 |
9 |
935 |
I see you have a background in sketch comedy. |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
936 |
In answer to your first question, Hangman Incorporated’s death benefits are among the best in the guessing game industry. |
1.2826 |
0.04823 |
138 |
107 |
23 |
8 |
937 |
I got my start as a restroom sign model. |
1.2824 |
0.05228 |
131 |
104 |
17 |
10 |
938 |
Sometimes I feel like people can see right through me. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
939 |
Well, it's going to be difficult finding you another job since Hangman is now going A.I. |
1.2821 |
0.04708 |
156 |
123 |
22 |
11 |
940 |
Sorry but we're just looking for someone with more....Personality |
1.2821 |
0.04619 |
156 |
122 |
24 |
10 |
941 |
I heard that you've been part of an office love triangle" |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
156 |
128 |
12 |
16 |
942 |
We have reached the limit of what I can do for you as a therapist. It may be time for you to talk to a cartoonist. |
1.2819 |
0.05047 |
149 |
120 |
16 |
13 |
943 |
Just give me a bare bones summary. |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
944 |
How do I know you’re Banksy? |
1.2819 |
0.04769 |
149 |
117 |
22 |
10 |
945 |
Sorry, we're looking for a straw man. |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
946 |
My life feels almost two-dimensional lately. |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
947 |
I'll be blunt, Mr. Johnson. Your story rings hollow. |
1.2815 |
0.04661 |
135 |
103 |
26 |
6 |
948 |
We’re looking for a more well-rounded candidate. |
1.2815 |
0.04893 |
135 |
105 |
22 |
8 |
949 |
Tell me what you know about eating disorders? |
1.2810 |
0.04491 |
153 |
118 |
27 |
8 |
950 |
I question your substance. |
1.2810 |
0.04395 |
153 |
117 |
29 |
7 |
951 |
We may need to lower your Ozempic dose. |
1.2810 |
0.04859 |
153 |
122 |
19 |
12 |
952 |
Could you fill in a couple blanks for me? |
1.2810 |
0.04586 |
153 |
119 |
25 |
9 |
953 |
I see here that you come from a long line of pipe cleaners. |
1.2808 |
0.05301 |
146 |
120 |
11 |
15 |
954 |
I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. |
1.2808 |
0.04635 |
146 |
113 |
25 |
8 |
955 |
I'm so sorry. I just assumed you were non-binary. |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
956 |
I guess you won't be interested in our weight-loss program. |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
957 |
Let's flesh this out. |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
958 |
I’m afraid that I need a little more detail. |
1.2803 |
0.04602 |
132 |
100 |
27 |
5 |
959 |
I found my last job a little two dimensional. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
960 |
We would like you to teach beginning drawing classes |
1.2800 |
0.04646 |
150 |
117 |
24 |
9 |
961 |
Where do you see yourself in five years, assuming no one erases you? |
1.2800 |
0.04243 |
150 |
113 |
32 |
5 |
962 |
BLANK |
1.2798 |
0.05061 |
168 |
140 |
9 |
19 |
963 |
You say your entire family was pasted on the back of a car window? |
1.2798 |
0.04299 |
168 |
130 |
29 |
9 |
964 |
I can be anything you want me to be. |
1.2797 |
0.04592 |
143 |
110 |
26 |
7 |
965 |
So, Mr. Hangman, any hobbies? |
1.2795 |
0.04153 |
161 |
122 |
33 |
6 |
966 |
I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you lack the necessary depth of character for this position. |
1.2794 |
0.04631 |
136 |
104 |
26 |
6 |
967 |
Wanna do a line? |
1.2794 |
0.04631 |
136 |
104 |
26 |
6 |
968 |
I'm going to be honest--your resume is a bit bare-bones. |
1.2792 |
0.04370 |
154 |
118 |
29 |
7 |
969 |
I apologize but I have to stick to this figure. |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
970 |
We’d expect you to flesh out the position over time. |
1.2789 |
0.04806 |
147 |
116 |
21 |
10 |
971 |
I’m afraid we’re looking for a bit more substance. |
1.2789 |
0.04708 |
147 |
115 |
23 |
9 |
972 |
Your resume led me to believe you were a person of more substance. |
1.2789 |
0.04294 |
147 |
111 |
31 |
5 |
973 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. |
1.2786 |
0.04427 |
140 |
106 |
29 |
5 |
974 |
Of course you understand that if you’re hired you’ll be obliged to adhere to our company’s dress code |
1.2785 |
0.04567 |
158 |
124 |
24 |
10 |
975 |
We're sorry to inform you of your termination but the RNC is uncomfortable with you using either bathroom in the workplace. |
1.2785 |
0.04655 |
158 |
125 |
22 |
11 |
976 |
Yes, this is a diversity hire. |
1.2785 |
0.04655 |
158 |
125 |
22 |
11 |
977 |
I hope you’re not just feeding me a bunch of lines. |
1.2785 |
0.04387 |
158 |
122 |
28 |
8 |
978 |
Your resume could also stand to be fleshed out |
1.2782 |
0.04932 |
133 |
104 |
21 |
8 |
979 |
You look just like your profile picture. |
1.2782 |
0.05046 |
133 |
105 |
19 |
9 |
980 |
Haven't I seen you outside the men's room? |
1.2782 |
0.04932 |
133 |
104 |
21 |
8 |
981 |
I was hoping this interview would fill in some details, but I guess not. |
1.2781 |
0.04619 |
151 |
118 |
24 |
9 |
982 |
We’re prepared to offer you a stick-figure income. |
1.2778 |
0.04487 |
162 |
127 |
25 |
10 |
983 |
I’m not sure we have a position for you, Mr. H—ngm—n |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
984 |
I'm sorry, but the position read "an accountant that can STICK to the FIGURES." |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
985 |
I received a complaint, that you have been hanging around one of the restroom doors. |
1.2778 |
0.04772 |
144 |
113 |
22 |
9 |
986 |
You’re a hard one to figure out. |
1.2778 |
0.04131 |
162 |
123 |
33 |
6 |
987 |
What interests you in this position? Your experience appears a little bare boned. |
1.2775 |
0.04208 |
173 |
134 |
30 |
9 |
988 |
I need help Dr. I'm just not all here. |
1.2774 |
0.04148 |
155 |
117 |
33 |
5 |
989 |
How about a game of hangman? |
1.2774 |
0.04626 |
155 |
122 |
23 |
10 |
990 |
Can you paint a picture of yourself in 5 years? |
1.2774 |
0.04717 |
137 |
106 |
24 |
7 |
991 |
….so what were you doing in the years between employment as a bathroom sign model and “hangman” |
1.2774 |
0.05047 |
137 |
109 |
18 |
10 |
992 |
I’m so glad to finally meet with a real person at this company instead of some nameless, faceless voicemail bot. |
1.2770 |
0.04680 |
148 |
116 |
23 |
9 |
993 |
I'm sorry Mr. Brown, but calling you "sketchy" does not rise to the level of workplace harassment. |
1.2770 |
0.04777 |
148 |
117 |
21 |
10 |
994 |
In 10 years I see myself with eyes, ears and a mouth. |
1.2769 |
0.04505 |
130 |
98 |
28 |
4 |
995 |
Sometimes I feel like my entire life is a sketch. |
1.2766 |
0.04733 |
141 |
110 |
23 |
8 |
996 |
To be honest, I was expecting someone more substantial. |
1.2766 |
0.04513 |
141 |
108 |
27 |
6 |
997 |
So -- you say you gave everything you had at your last position? |
1.2766 |
0.04942 |
141 |
112 |
19 |
10 |
998 |
I’m being as transparent as I possibly can. |
1.2766 |
0.04624 |
141 |
109 |
25 |
7 |
999 |
I just have a high metabolism |
1.2766 |
0.04513 |
141 |
108 |
27 |
6 |
1000 |
What I'm seeing lacks depth |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
1001 |
I have to say it is rare for someone to match their profile picture so well. |
1.2763 |
0.04398 |
152 |
117 |
28 |
7 |
1002 |
Your references are excellent, but your experience is a little thin. |
1.2763 |
0.04298 |
152 |
116 |
30 |
6 |
1003 |
Let's flesh-out some ideas. |
1.2763 |
0.04090 |
152 |
114 |
34 |
4 |
1004 |
Could you rearrange yourself into a table if asked? |
1.2763 |
0.04868 |
152 |
122 |
18 |
12 |
1005 |
How would you explain your attention to detail? |
1.2763 |
0.04298 |
152 |
116 |
30 |
6 |
1006 |
I don’t feel seen. |
1.2761 |
0.04418 |
134 |
101 |
29 |
4 |
1007 |
I appreciate your transparency, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. |
1.2761 |
0.04784 |
134 |
104 |
23 |
7 |
1008 |
Your CV needs fleshing out. |
1.2761 |
0.04200 |
163 |
125 |
31 |
7 |
1009 |
Besides playing Hangman, what other experience do you have? |
1.2759 |
0.04843 |
145 |
115 |
20 |
10 |
1010 |
The last time we hired a man like you, we found some of our other employees stirring their coffee with him." |
1.2759 |
0.04638 |
174 |
141 |
18 |
15 |
1011 |
As you can see I've been fully transparent. |
1.2756 |
0.04508 |
156 |
122 |
25 |
9 |
1012 |
What do you have that shows substance? |
1.2754 |
0.04456 |
138 |
105 |
28 |
5 |
1013 |
I'm really good with figures. |
1.2754 |
0.04573 |
138 |
106 |
26 |
6 |
1014 |
Let me outline the job description for you. |
1.2752 |
0.04553 |
149 |
116 |
25 |
8 |
1015 |
Come back in a few years, after you have had a few more life experiences and are more well-rounded out as a person |
1.2752 |
0.04748 |
149 |
118 |
21 |
10 |
1016 |
Please stick to the topic. |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
1017 |
I'm going to need you to fill in some blanks. |
1.2748 |
0.04605 |
131 |
100 |
26 |
5 |
1018 |
How did you hear about us? |
1.2748 |
0.04475 |
131 |
99 |
28 |
4 |
1019 |
Welcome to the company and we hope you can stick with us |
1.2746 |
0.04808 |
142 |
112 |
21 |
9 |
1020 |
There's not much to tell.. |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1021 |
I'm afraid we have no room for another shtick. |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1022 |
Well,it is nice to finally put a face to the name! |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1023 |
Well, I’ve had your test results back and I’m afraid they’re a little sketchy |
1.2746 |
0.04911 |
142 |
113 |
19 |
10 |
1024 |
I see you’re filing a complaint that the game Hangman is culturally insensitive. |
1.2746 |
0.05110 |
142 |
115 |
15 |
12 |
1025 |
The last day of Hangman Auditions |
1.2745 |
0.04470 |
153 |
119 |
26 |
8 |
1026 |
So that's just a rough outline. We'll fill you in more later. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
1027 |
I really appreciate your transparency. |
1.2741 |
0.04980 |
135 |
107 |
19 |
9 |
1028 |
You might know me from my previous work, at intersections |
1.2741 |
0.04514 |
135 |
103 |
27 |
5 |
1029 |
You looked great on paper. In person, not so much ... |
1.2740 |
0.04509 |
146 |
113 |
26 |
7 |
1030 |
I’m sorry, we’re just looking for a more three-dimensional candidate. |
1.2740 |
0.04714 |
146 |
115 |
22 |
9 |
1031 |
I've seen your work on bathroom doors. |
1.2740 |
0.04294 |
146 |
111 |
30 |
5 |
1032 |
When you need someone who can handle sticky situations and is good with figures... |
1.2740 |
0.05005 |
146 |
118 |
16 |
12 |
1033 |
So tell me more about this empty feeling you have... |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
1034 |
And this emptiness you are feeling: how would you describe it? |
1.2739 |
0.04573 |
157 |
124 |
23 |
10 |
1035 |
I'm sorry, but we're just looking for a candidate who is a little more well-rounded |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
1036 |
As you know, this is not a permanent position. You'll just be filling in. |
1.2734 |
0.04876 |
139 |
110 |
20 |
9 |
1037 |
I'm afraid your resume is a bit thin for this position |
1.2734 |
0.04768 |
139 |
109 |
22 |
8 |
1038 |
I have a feeling that you’ll do very well here at Match.com. |
1.2734 |
0.04876 |
139 |
110 |
20 |
9 |
1039 |
I know you suffered a back injury, but if it's any consultaion, your "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" signs are selling extremely well. |
1.2734 |
0.04768 |
139 |
109 |
22 |
8 |
1040 |
We only have a skeleton crew at this time. |
1.2733 |
0.04624 |
150 |
118 |
23 |
9 |
1041 |
Let me guess, you’re feeling flat. |
1.2733 |
0.04526 |
150 |
117 |
25 |
8 |
1042 |
Your résumé needs some fleshing out |
1.2727 |
0.04574 |
132 |
101 |
26 |
5 |
1043 |
Where do you see yourself in two ears? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1044 |
I've asked you in to discuss dress policy. |
1.2727 |
0.05279 |
132 |
107 |
14 |
11 |
1045 |
Hm, no, your face is drawing a blank. |
1.2727 |
0.04699 |
132 |
102 |
24 |
6 |
1046 |
Your background’s a bit thin. |
1.2727 |
0.04880 |
143 |
114 |
19 |
10 |
1047 |
Can I help you? You are looking rather drawn. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
1048 |
Lavatory signage is impressive but I’d like to see a bit more on your resume. |
1.2727 |
0.04539 |
154 |
121 |
24 |
9 |
1049 |
And how may I ask do you identify yourself?? |
1.2727 |
0.04249 |
154 |
118 |
30 |
6 |
1050 |
At this company we emphasize bringing our whole selves to the workplace. Something tells me you’re not ready to do that. |
1.2727 |
0.04445 |
154 |
120 |
26 |
8 |
1051 |
Now that we've peeled away the layers of trauma, how do you feel" |
1.2727 |
0.04778 |
143 |
113 |
21 |
9 |
1052 |
I just feel really drawn to this position. |
1.2727 |
0.04674 |
143 |
112 |
23 |
8 |
1053 |
Your résumé is thin and our search reveals no background |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
1054 |
A letter of recommendation? I've been built by recommended letters." |
1.2722 |
0.04889 |
158 |
129 |
15 |
14 |
1055 |
I promise to be the best employee ever; and I can serve as a woman or a man; whatever you desire! |
1.2722 |
0.04547 |
158 |
125 |
23 |
10 |
1056 |
He’ll see you now…kind of. |
1.2721 |
0.04377 |
147 |
113 |
28 |
6 |
1057 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone a little more three-dimensional for this job. |
1.2721 |
0.04722 |
136 |
106 |
23 |
7 |
1058 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with more substance. |
1.2721 |
0.04722 |
136 |
106 |
23 |
7 |
1059 |
Can you at least pretend to look at me while I'm talking? |
1.2720 |
0.04869 |
125 |
97 |
22 |
6 |
1060 |
So you are feeling like you’ve lost your sense of self? |
1.2716 |
0.04202 |
162 |
125 |
30 |
7 |
1061 |
I'm sorry, but you're all form, no substance. |
1.2716 |
0.04798 |
162 |
132 |
16 |
14 |
1062 |
I suggest putting on a fresh face would be a good start |
1.2715 |
0.04500 |
151 |
118 |
25 |
8 |
1063 |
You'll fit right in here at SlimQuick. |
1.2715 |
0.04299 |
151 |
116 |
29 |
6 |
1064 |
I was hoping you could flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.2714 |
0.04401 |
140 |
107 |
28 |
5 |
1065 |
Care to flesh out your resumé? |
1.2714 |
0.04628 |
140 |
109 |
24 |
7 |
1066 |
Sorry, we're looking for a candidate with more attention to detail. |
1.2714 |
0.04738 |
140 |
110 |
22 |
8 |
1067 |
So this is your idea of 'shtick.' |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1068 |
So where do you see yourself in five panels? |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
1069 |
Why are you always using the word figuratively? |
1.2708 |
0.04645 |
144 |
113 |
23 |
8 |
1070 |
I'd like you to flesh out your resume,Mr. Jones. |
1.2708 |
0.04645 |
144 |
113 |
23 |
8 |
1071 |
It's not just the gaps in your resume' that concern me. |
1.2708 |
0.04540 |
144 |
112 |
25 |
7 |
1072 |
So when you said on your resume that you were "just hanging"... |
1.2708 |
0.05046 |
144 |
117 |
15 |
12 |
1073 |
You describe yourself as having stick-to-itiveness.... |
1.2708 |
0.04749 |
144 |
114 |
21 |
9 |
1074 |
Your work shows you have no attention to details. |
1.2707 |
0.04789 |
133 |
104 |
22 |
7 |
1075 |
So. How’s the diet ? |
1.2707 |
0.04789 |
133 |
104 |
22 |
7 |
1076 |
Let's talk about the areas where you're feeling underdeveloped. |
1.2707 |
0.04668 |
133 |
103 |
24 |
6 |
1077 |
So, you re interviewing for the bathroom sign job? |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1078 |
You seem a little sketchy. |
1.2703 |
0.04244 |
148 |
113 |
30 |
5 |
1079 |
We're hoping you'll stick around. |
1.2703 |
0.04456 |
148 |
115 |
26 |
7 |
1080 |
I’m trying to flesh out your resume. |
1.2701 |
0.05023 |
137 |
110 |
17 |
10 |
1081 |
I feel like people can see right through me! |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
1082 |
Is that all you have to say? |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
1083 |
Your look is timeless. We can teach you the rest. |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
1084 |
Your references describe you as sketchy... |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1085 |
Could you flesh things out a bit? |
1.2698 |
0.04702 |
126 |
97 |
24 |
5 |
1086 |
I've had a lot of success with Ozempic. |
1.2698 |
0.05568 |
126 |
104 |
10 |
12 |
1087 |
Other than being easy to draw, what else do you have to offer our company? |
1.2697 |
0.04375 |
152 |
118 |
27 |
7 |
1088 |
Would you describe yourself as a team player, or someone who likes to stick out? |
1.2695 |
0.04599 |
141 |
110 |
24 |
7 |
1089 |
Simon Templar! Gosh,you haven't changed a bit. |
1.2695 |
0.05121 |
141 |
115 |
14 |
12 |
1090 |
I have to ask you a personal question: When you get sunburned, do they call you 'Baton Rouge'?" |
1.2695 |
0.04815 |
141 |
112 |
20 |
9 |
1091 |
Unfortunately, we were hoping for someone with a little more substance. |
1.2695 |
0.05021 |
141 |
114 |
16 |
11 |
1092 |
Are your mom and dad TransParent as well? |
1.2695 |
0.04529 |
167 |
134 |
21 |
12 |
1093 |
You still haven't specified your pronouns |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1094 |
Could you flesh out your resumé a bit? |
1.2692 |
0.04299 |
156 |
121 |
28 |
7 |
1095 |
I'm looking for fulfillment |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1096 |
I'm sorry, but that job is already not filled . |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1097 |
It's's a beginner's figure drawing class, so you're perfect for it." |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
1098 |
What makes you think you can fill in? |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1099 |
Who are you? I'm drawing a blank |
1.2692 |
0.05213 |
130 |
105 |
15 |
10 |
1100 |
This job is sucking the life out of me, Gloria. |
1.2692 |
0.04858 |
130 |
102 |
21 |
7 |
1101 |
I’m not going to lie, your body of work is a bit thin. |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
1102 |
All our hangman positions are filled. |
1.2690 |
0.04720 |
145 |
115 |
21 |
9 |
1103 |
We're looking for someone with a little more depth. |
1.2690 |
0.04405 |
145 |
112 |
27 |
6 |
1104 |
You must be the one who's been a victim of identity theft. |
1.2690 |
0.04820 |
145 |
116 |
19 |
10 |
1105 |
Could you fill in more about yourself? |
1.2690 |
0.04405 |
145 |
112 |
27 |
6 |
1106 |
Stanley, I’m afraid you are no longer carrying your weight at this company. |
1.2690 |
0.04820 |
145 |
116 |
19 |
10 |
1107 |
We won’t leave you hanging, unlike your last job interview |
1.2690 |
0.04405 |
145 |
112 |
27 |
6 |
1108 |
And what makes you believe you'd make a great children's art teacher? |
1.2687 |
0.04873 |
134 |
106 |
20 |
8 |
1109 |
And no one is as transparent as I am... |
1.2687 |
0.04637 |
134 |
104 |
24 |
6 |
1110 |
I'm afraid we need someone with more depth. |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
1111 |
God I would kill for your figure |
1.2685 |
0.04326 |
149 |
115 |
28 |
6 |
1112 |
We want you as a model for level 1 Cartoonists. |
1.2683 |
0.05172 |
123 |
98 |
17 |
8 |
1113 |
Denise took a deep breath. "Come on, you're the HR Manager. You're trained to deal with sticky situations." |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
1114 |
You wanted to review my outline. |
1.2681 |
0.04883 |
138 |
110 |
19 |
9 |
1115 |
And are you still taking the new weight loss drug? |
1.2681 |
0.04883 |
138 |
110 |
19 |
9 |
1116 |
Can you elaborate on what hanging around entails? |
1.2681 |
0.04661 |
138 |
108 |
23 |
7 |
1117 |
I'll follow up with HR to make sure they get you a copy of the dress code policy. |
1.2681 |
0.04661 |
138 |
108 |
23 |
7 |
1118 |
So you are finding the transition to 3D animation challenging” |
1.2681 |
0.04546 |
138 |
107 |
25 |
6 |
1119 |
I see here you have a background in AI |
1.2680 |
0.04637 |
153 |
122 |
21 |
10 |
1120 |
Tell me about yourself , I think your resume is a little thin. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1121 |
My last job just kind of wore me thin |
1.2677 |
0.05297 |
127 |
103 |
14 |
10 |
1122 |
We offer a 401k and an all-you-can-eat buffet. |
1.2676 |
0.04888 |
142 |
114 |
18 |
10 |
1123 |
'What you see is what you get,' is not a good answer. |
1.2676 |
0.04784 |
142 |
113 |
20 |
9 |
1124 |
Great resumé but parts of your background seem a bit sketchy… |
1.2676 |
0.04571 |
142 |
111 |
24 |
7 |
1125 |
I'm sorry, but this job can only pay SIX figures. |
1.2675 |
0.04275 |
157 |
122 |
28 |
7 |
1126 |
So Dan, did you have lunch yet? |
1.2675 |
0.04275 |
157 |
122 |
28 |
7 |
1127 |
Though you talk a good show, i'm afraid I can see right through you. |
1.2672 |
0.04825 |
131 |
103 |
21 |
7 |
1128 |
I'm here to help you flesh out your resume. |
1.2672 |
0.04825 |
131 |
103 |
21 |
7 |
1129 |
I'm afraid your experience is a bit sketchy for this job. |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1130 |
It says here your last job was posing for traffic signs? |
1.2672 |
0.04945 |
131 |
104 |
19 |
8 |
1131 |
Parts of your background are sketchy. Fill me in. |
1.2672 |
0.04825 |
131 |
103 |
21 |
7 |
1132 |
You seem to be caught between circular and linear thinking. |
1.2672 |
0.04945 |
131 |
104 |
19 |
8 |
1133 |
I'm very flexible |
1.2671 |
0.04378 |
146 |
113 |
27 |
6 |
1134 |
I've seen better figures. |
1.2671 |
0.04691 |
146 |
116 |
21 |
9 |
1135 |
Yes, we have a pretty strict dress code. |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
1136 |
I'm sorry, but this job requires a more...well rounded candidate |
1.2671 |
0.04589 |
146 |
115 |
23 |
8 |
1137 |
Tell me about your life in broad strokes. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1138 |
I'm lean, I'm mean and I won't add any fat to the payroll. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1139 |
Just how flexible do you think you can be? |
1.2667 |
0.05065 |
135 |
109 |
16 |
10 |
1140 |
You'll need to flesh out a few details. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1141 |
I feel so empty inside |
1.2667 |
0.04504 |
150 |
118 |
24 |
8 |
1142 |
As an art model, you would need to be comfortable posing nude. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1143 |
I’ll draw my own conclusions, thank you. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1144 |
I’m sorry for hanging your family as a child. |
1.2667 |
0.04954 |
135 |
108 |
18 |
9 |
1145 |
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
1.2667 |
0.04954 |
135 |
108 |
18 |
9 |
1146 |
Frankly, your resume looks a little sketchy. |
1.2662 |
0.04852 |
139 |
111 |
19 |
9 |
1147 |
I'm sorry, but we need to let you go. 'Pulling your weight' isn't enough. |
1.2661 |
0.05261 |
124 |
100 |
15 |
9 |
1148 |
Wow! Your self portrait has a remarkable likeness. |
1.2661 |
0.04451 |
124 |
94 |
27 |
3 |
1149 |
Your transparency is refreshing. |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1150 |
I am sorry, but we find your gravitas lacking, although we admire your transparency. |
1.2657 |
0.04754 |
143 |
114 |
20 |
9 |
1151 |
You're not giving me a lot to work with here. |
1.2657 |
0.04957 |
143 |
116 |
16 |
11 |
1152 |
I'm reducing your dosage of Qzempic |
1.2657 |
0.04857 |
143 |
115 |
18 |
10 |
1153 |
I'm sorry. We are looking for a candidate with more depth. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1154 |
Frankly, I find you a little sketchy. |
1.2653 |
0.04662 |
147 |
117 |
21 |
9 |
1155 |
I appreciate your fundamental transparency, Mr. Stickman |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1156 |
I know you put your heart and soul into the company, but... |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1157 |
I'm going to recommend a change of diet. |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1158 |
As you can see I'm being fully transparent |
1.2652 |
0.04416 |
132 |
101 |
27 |
4 |
1159 |
Everyone starts at pedestrian walkway sign, but car window decal is reachable within a year. |
1.2650 |
0.04763 |
117 |
90 |
23 |
4 |
1160 |
I don't feel like anyone really sees me. |
1.2647 |
0.04333 |
136 |
104 |
28 |
4 |
1161 |
What pronoun do you use? |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1162 |
I need you to flesh out some of the details. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1163 |
Ozempic. Why do you ask? |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
1164 |
Our modeling coordinator will see you now. |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
1165 |
It may be time to retire, you were one letter away from disaster |
1.2645 |
0.05349 |
121 |
98 |
14 |
9 |
1166 |
I see it as both a strength and a weakness. |
1.2643 |
0.04926 |
140 |
113 |
17 |
10 |
1167 |
I can't decide if you're a man of mystery, or that I can see right through you. |
1.2643 |
0.04602 |
140 |
110 |
23 |
7 |
1168 |
I see on your resume your last job was "Hang-man". Can you tell me more about it? |
1.2643 |
0.05029 |
140 |
114 |
15 |
11 |
1169 |
My role feels one dimensional. |
1.2643 |
0.04254 |
140 |
107 |
29 |
4 |
1170 |
Looks like casual Friday’s won’t be an issue for you. |
1.2643 |
0.04713 |
140 |
111 |
21 |
8 |
1171 |
We’ll get back to you as soon as we come to a decision. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
1172 |
Can you help me flesh this out? |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1173 |
This resume needs fleshing out. |
1.2640 |
0.04703 |
125 |
97 |
23 |
5 |
1174 |
You want to sue your cartoonist because he maligned you? |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
1175 |
I 'd like to put a different face on HR. |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
1176 |
Well yes, allergies to wrought iron are fairly rare. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
1177 |
Okay, Doc. Stick it to me. |
1.2640 |
0.04564 |
125 |
96 |
25 |
4 |
1178 |
We’ve decided to make a change with our bathroom signage. |
1.2640 |
0.04564 |
125 |
96 |
25 |
4 |
1179 |
What will you wear on Casual Friday? |
1.2639 |
0.04406 |
144 |
112 |
26 |
6 |
1180 |
I’m having trouble understanding you. Do you mind if I draw your mouth. |
1.2639 |
0.04515 |
144 |
113 |
24 |
7 |
1181 |
The emoji desk is down the hall. |
1.2639 |
0.04725 |
144 |
115 |
20 |
9 |
1182 |
The intern assigned to shadow you has admitted that he is struggling with that assignment. |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1183 |
So your previous position was eliminated due to Wordle? |
1.2636 |
0.05223 |
129 |
105 |
14 |
10 |
1184 |
I just feel so empty inside. |
1.2636 |
0.04194 |
129 |
97 |
30 |
2 |
1185 |
Do you have any work experience besides hangman and spokesperson for Jenny Craig? |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1186 |
All your colleagues are complaining about your gallows humour |
1.2636 |
0.05337 |
129 |
106 |
12 |
11 |
1187 |
I just don’t feel seen |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1188 |
Well I do have one job opening on the back of a mini-van |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1189 |
I see. And when you're not working, where do you hang? |
1.2635 |
0.04326 |
148 |
115 |
27 |
6 |
1190 |
You are along the lines of someone we’re looking for. |
1.2635 |
0.04108 |
148 |
113 |
31 |
4 |
1191 |
I know it sounds paranoid, but I think someone wants to hang me. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1192 |
We have a lot of stock-photo opportunities available for your demographic. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
1193 |
I'm having a hard time finding your profile. |
1.2632 |
0.04640 |
133 |
104 |
23 |
6 |
1194 |
Thanks for bringing this to HR's attention, we're drafting a policy prohibiting 'Hangman' on company computers. |
1.2632 |
0.04994 |
133 |
107 |
17 |
9 |
1195 |
So, how well do you work with figures? |
1.2632 |
0.04352 |
152 |
119 |
26 |
7 |
1196 |
So, you say you feel you're feeling empty? |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
1197 |
We thought your résumé was a little thin, but now I can see why." |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
1198 |
The only open position I have right now is notebook margin doodle |
1.2627 |
0.05305 |
118 |
95 |
15 |
8 |
1199 |
I’m sorry, we’re looking for someone a bit more detail-oriented. |
1.2624 |
0.04895 |
141 |
114 |
17 |
10 |
1200 |
And how are your 3D computer skills? |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
1201 |
Your work history is somewhat sketchy. |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
1202 |
I hope we can expand upon the barebones resume you submitted. |
1.2621 |
0.04487 |
145 |
114 |
24 |
7 |
1203 |
We're looking for someone with a lot of stick-to-itiveness. |
1.2619 |
0.05062 |
126 |
101 |
17 |
8 |
1204 |
Can we please stick to the figures, Ma'am? |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1205 |
Did X refer you? |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
1206 |
If I turn to the side I disappear completely. |
1.2619 |
0.05425 |
126 |
104 |
11 |
11 |
1207 |
My major characteristic? I'm very transparent. I hide nothing." |
1.2617 |
0.04704 |
149 |
120 |
19 |
10 |
1208 |
We don't think there's enough dimension to your character |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1209 |
We need to cut back your Ozempic dosage. |
1.2614 |
0.04708 |
153 |
124 |
18 |
11 |
1210 |
Maybe we can flesh things out a bit. |
1.2614 |
0.04616 |
153 |
123 |
20 |
10 |
1211 |
Well your resume is pretty thin. |
1.2612 |
0.04359 |
134 |
103 |
27 |
4 |
1212 |
Greg, this new minimalist lifestyle you have is getting out of hand. |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1213 |
We’re looking for an applicant with a bit more depth — and a higher BMI. |
1.2612 |
0.04961 |
134 |
108 |
17 |
9 |
1214 |
"Pl_y_ng the v_ct_m c_rd, _r_ w_?" |
1.2612 |
0.04729 |
134 |
106 |
21 |
7 |
1215 |
I'm sorry, but we are looking for someone who is a bit more substantial. |
1.2612 |
0.04486 |
134 |
104 |
25 |
5 |
1216 |
I heard this company keeps a skeleton staff so I’d be perfect |
1.2612 |
0.04486 |
134 |
104 |
25 |
5 |
1217 |
Your resume is similarly sketchy... |
1.2609 |
0.04747 |
138 |
110 |
20 |
8 |
1218 |
Casual Friday doesn't mean 'no pants'. |
1.2609 |
0.04400 |
138 |
107 |
26 |
5 |
1219 |
Dogs love me |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1220 |
But, can you stick with it? |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1221 |
Your resume states that you do not require bathroom breaks--is that true? |
1.2606 |
0.04545 |
142 |
112 |
23 |
7 |
1222 |
I see you've drawn a blank |
1.2606 |
0.04434 |
142 |
111 |
25 |
6 |
1223 |
You appear to lack depth for this job. |
1.2606 |
0.04202 |
142 |
109 |
29 |
4 |
1224 |
You're in luck. We are starting up an obscurity department. |
1.2606 |
0.04760 |
142 |
114 |
19 |
9 |
1225 |
The management will see right through you |
1.2606 |
0.04320 |
142 |
110 |
27 |
5 |
1226 |
Wow, that Ozempic is really working for you. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1227 |
I do have a job opening as a model in an art class for beginners. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1228 |
So, what I'm hearing is you want a fuller life. |
1.2603 |
0.04353 |
146 |
114 |
26 |
6 |
1229 |
Just stick with it. |
1.2603 |
0.04130 |
146 |
112 |
30 |
4 |
1230 |
I loved you in Slippery When Wet. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
1231 |
I'm afraid you lack the depth we were looking for. |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
1232 |
Get back to the drawing board. |
1.2598 |
0.04360 |
127 |
97 |
27 |
3 |
1233 |
If we give you this job, what makes you think you can stick with it? |
1.2598 |
0.04771 |
127 |
100 |
21 |
6 |
1234 |
I can be whatever you need me to be. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1235 |
This is your final warning: our “No Shoes No Shirt No Service” policy also extends to our employees. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1236 |
'Your first impression leaves people wanting more." |
1.2597 |
0.04302 |
154 |
121 |
26 |
7 |
1237 |
Its not easy being AI version 1.0 |
1.2595 |
0.04279 |
131 |
100 |
28 |
3 |
1238 |
Your resume says you were in over 300,000 PowerPoint slide shows from 1991 through 2007, which is certainly impressive, but you've been unemployed since then? |
1.2595 |
0.04917 |
131 |
105 |
18 |
8 |
1239 |
Not a good idea to stick out around here. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1240 |
I see you’ve done a lot of cartoon modelling. |
1.2595 |
0.05263 |
131 |
108 |
12 |
11 |
1241 |
Your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.2593 |
0.04331 |
135 |
104 |
27 |
4 |
1242 |
If I hire you, how long will you stick around? |
1.2593 |
0.05147 |
135 |
111 |
13 |
11 |
1243 |
We're looking for someone... a little more rounded. |
1.2593 |
0.04814 |
135 |
108 |
19 |
8 |
1244 |
It’s a sketch show and I’m still fleshing out the details. |
1.2593 |
0.04579 |
135 |
106 |
23 |
6 |
1245 |
Well, I am afraid all of our positions have been filled, although I could use a coat rack. |
1.2593 |
0.05147 |
135 |
111 |
13 |
11 |
1246 |
Ever since Wordle came along I can't seem to catch a break. |
1.2593 |
0.04814 |
135 |
108 |
19 |
8 |
1247 |
Sorry, we are looking for someone with more substance. |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1248 |
When H.R. told me you wanted to stick it to the man, I didn’t think you were being literal. |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
1249 |
I think I’ve been a victim of identity theft. |
1.2587 |
0.04730 |
143 |
115 |
19 |
9 |
1250 |
We were hoping to work with someone with skin in the game. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1251 |
Well, we do have an opening in the sculpture garden |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1252 |
Zoom doesn't do you justice |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1253 |
I appreciate your transparency. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1254 |
Is there a reason you didn’t want to sit directly in front of me? |
1.2586 |
0.05354 |
116 |
94 |
14 |
8 |
1255 |
And you hope art school will help? |
1.2583 |
0.04552 |
151 |
121 |
21 |
9 |
1256 |
I do like your posture. |
1.2581 |
0.04265 |
124 |
94 |
28 |
2 |
1257 |
Frankly, you're a little sketchy for the position. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1258 |
Is there an ‘e’ in your name? |
1.2578 |
0.04606 |
128 |
100 |
23 |
5 |
1259 |
You really don’t see the irony in applying to be a fire warden?” |
1.2578 |
0.04606 |
128 |
100 |
23 |
5 |
1260 |
I need you to put some flesh on those ideas. |
1.2578 |
0.04331 |
128 |
98 |
27 |
3 |
1261 |
So, at the end of your nightmare, you always get hung? |
1.2576 |
0.04884 |
132 |
106 |
18 |
8 |
1262 |
You'll need to flesh out your resume a bit more. |
1.2576 |
0.04515 |
132 |
103 |
24 |
5 |
1263 |
I don’t know — I feel so empty |
1.2574 |
0.04667 |
136 |
108 |
21 |
7 |
1264 |
May I use your restroom? I can’t hold it in like I use to. |
1.2574 |
0.04895 |
136 |
110 |
17 |
9 |
1265 |
I called you in here just to see if we can fill in some things about you. |
1.2574 |
0.04303 |
136 |
105 |
27 |
4 |
1266 |
I’ve penciled you in for Thursday. |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
1267 |
Well,you certainly meet the minimum qualifications. |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
1268 |
As I told you last time, Mr. Figure, the company has a strict dress code. |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
1269 |
One day I'm a leading rest room sign model and then poof! |
1.2571 |
0.04225 |
140 |
108 |
28 |
4 |
1270 |
Remind me of your qualifications to be a staff illustrator? |
1.2571 |
0.04576 |
140 |
111 |
22 |
7 |
1271 |
Can you tell me WHY you want to stick it to the man? |
1.2571 |
0.04687 |
140 |
112 |
20 |
8 |
1272 |
You failed your psychology test because of your superficial self portrait. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1273 |
I'd say my best quality is my stick-to-it-iveness. |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
1274 |
Haven't I seen you somewhere before? |
1.2564 |
0.04567 |
117 |
90 |
24 |
3 |
1275 |
Is ChatGPT your first name or your last name? |
1.2564 |
0.04567 |
117 |
90 |
24 |
3 |
1276 |
Our clients expect a little more substance. |
1.2564 |
0.04567 |
117 |
90 |
24 |
3 |
1277 |
Yes, we did advertise for a lineman, but… |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1278 |
Before I hire you let’s have a talk about which rest room you would use. |
1.2562 |
0.05318 |
121 |
99 |
13 |
9 |
1279 |
Well, we've connected the dots; now let's try to fill in some of the gaps, shall we? |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1280 |
Sorry, but we think your story needs to be fleshed out. |
1.2560 |
0.04385 |
125 |
96 |
26 |
3 |
1281 |
At my last job, I felt they never really saw me. |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1282 |
Perhaps you could fill in some details about yourself? |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1283 |
Even if you can prove Wordle is just computerized Hangman there’s still no lawsuit here. |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1284 |
My biggest weakness? Sometimes I stretch myself a little thin. |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1285 |
Under skills you put "detail oriented"? |
1.2558 |
0.04705 |
129 |
102 |
21 |
6 |
1286 |
I see no need to draw this out. |
1.2558 |
0.04154 |
172 |
137 |
26 |
9 |
1287 |
Actually, at this company having no personality is a plus". |
1.2558 |
0.05310 |
129 |
107 |
11 |
11 |
1288 |
I'm just not sure you have the stomach for this job. |
1.2558 |
0.04705 |
129 |
102 |
21 |
6 |
1289 |
So,I understand that you want to be filled in? |
1.2558 |
0.05077 |
129 |
105 |
15 |
9 |
1290 |
Frankly, we were hoping for someone more three dimensional and not so empty headed. |
1.2556 |
0.05080 |
133 |
109 |
14 |
10 |
1291 |
I think we need to draw a line under this and move forwards. |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1292 |
I'm sorry, but you've been penciled in for tomorrow at this time. |
1.2556 |
0.05080 |
133 |
109 |
14 |
10 |
1293 |
and what makes you think you have an eating disorder? |
1.2555 |
0.04637 |
137 |
109 |
21 |
7 |
1294 |
We’re sorry to let you go, but I’m just not seeing any substance.” |
1.2553 |
0.04972 |
141 |
116 |
14 |
11 |
1295 |
Your lab work came back fine |
1.2553 |
0.04764 |
141 |
114 |
18 |
9 |
1296 |
let's fill in a few personal details, shall we? |
1.2552 |
0.04353 |
145 |
114 |
25 |
6 |
1297 |
Of course we are looking for the most well rounded applicant. |
1.2552 |
0.04461 |
145 |
115 |
23 |
7 |
1298 |
"We're looking for someone well-rounded." |
1.2550 |
0.04483 |
149 |
119 |
22 |
8 |
1299 |
Your resume is rather sketchy. |
1.2548 |
0.04325 |
157 |
125 |
24 |
8 |
1300 |
Unfortunately, your background is a little sketchy. |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1301 |
You seem like a person who will stick with the company. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1302 |
I see Hangman on your resume.
Anything else? |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1303 |
I feel so 2-dimensional |
1.2542 |
0.04371 |
118 |
90 |
26 |
2 |
1304 |
Why I’d be delighted to endorse your weight loss product. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1305 |
6’3” and 215 pounds |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1306 |
Maybe you can fill in a few of your personal details for me. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1307 |
Am I getting the full picture here? |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1308 |
What sticks out about your past experience? |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1309 |
I assume you are applying for the job as virtual assistant? |
1.2541 |
0.05015 |
122 |
98 |
17 |
7 |
1310 |
I noticed from your rear windshield that you have children. |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1311 |
Your profile needs a little fleshing out. |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
1312 |
Your resume looks good...and for a banker you seem to be pretty transparent. |
1.2540 |
0.04499 |
126 |
98 |
24 |
4 |
1313 |
I prefer working remotely, I'll be here, but barely. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
1314 |
Thanks for coming in. I’d like to start by apologizing for repeatedly requesting that you turn your zoom camera on during our first interview. |
1.2540 |
0.05156 |
126 |
103 |
14 |
9 |
1315 |
Care to explain why your resume is blank after kindergarten? |
1.2538 |
0.04922 |
130 |
105 |
17 |
8 |
1316 |
Don't try to make excuses for your bad behavior, I can see right through you! |
1.2538 |
0.04922 |
130 |
105 |
17 |
8 |
1317 |
In five years I hope to improve my profile." |
1.2538 |
0.05041 |
130 |
106 |
15 |
9 |
1318 |
Your resume seems a bit thin to me. |
1.2538 |
0.04411 |
130 |
101 |
25 |
4 |
1319 |
You went too far with your juice cleanse. |
1.2537 |
0.04818 |
134 |
108 |
18 |
8 |
1320 |
I am sorry, but I do have to ask fro your pronouns. |
1.2537 |
0.04933 |
134 |
109 |
16 |
9 |
1321 |
Tell me about your education after kindergarten |
1.2537 |
0.04818 |
134 |
108 |
18 |
8 |
1322 |
Errr-about that dress code. |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1323 |
We mostly work with figures. |
1.2536 |
0.04491 |
138 |
109 |
23 |
6 |
1324 |
I see that your form is not filled in. |
1.2535 |
0.04941 |
142 |
117 |
14 |
11 |
1325 |
My last job left me unfulfilled |
1.2535 |
0.04838 |
142 |
116 |
16 |
10 |
1326 |
Unfortunately Henry, your coworkers feel you’re no more than an empty suit. |
1.2535 |
0.04518 |
142 |
113 |
22 |
7 |
1327 |
My mother always told me that when God handed out bodies I must have been at the end of the line. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1328 |
You may recognize me from my work on @whiteboard_daily |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1329 |
It was a sticky situation. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
1330 |
My parents? Well, my father was an alcoholic and my mother was a pencil. |
1.2523 |
0.05790 |
111 |
93 |
8 |
10 |
1331 |
Congratulations, you're the only applicant the AI let through. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1332 |
Describe how you solved a problem with simplistic hand gestures and comical body poses. |
1.2523 |
0.05500 |
111 |
91 |
12 |
8 |
1333 |
I can pencil you in for an appointment next week. |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
1334 |
No, no, we certainly don't discriminate against pipe cleaners, we run a clean operation here. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1335 |
You seem to have taken simplifying your life to an extreme. |
1.2522 |
0.05502 |
115 |
95 |
11 |
9 |
1336 |
You should know we value transparency. |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1337 |
We are concerned that you are not eating enough ... |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1338 |
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SINCE YOUR LAYOFF FROM HANGMAN? |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1339 |
It's like my partner and I exist in different dimensions. |
1.2520 |
0.04559 |
123 |
96 |
23 |
4 |
1340 |
Your background is a little sketchy. |
1.2520 |
0.04467 |
127 |
99 |
24 |
4 |
1341 |
You make a fine point. |
1.2520 |
0.04605 |
127 |
100 |
22 |
5 |
1342 |
We’re looking for someone detail-oriented. |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
1343 |
Help me flesh out a few details about the real you |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
1344 |
Dr. I feel so schematic... |
1.2520 |
0.04605 |
127 |
100 |
22 |
5 |
1345 |
Mr. Wells will see you now. |
1.2520 |
0.04739 |
127 |
101 |
20 |
6 |
1346 |
You'll need to gain 35 lbs. to get the Crosswalk gig. |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1347 |
IT says here you are a bare bones guy and a stickler for detail. |
1.2519 |
0.05123 |
131 |
108 |
13 |
10 |
1348 |
Are you always so transparent? |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1349 |
Are you fasting today? |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1350 |
I can be anyone you want me to be. |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1351 |
Where do you see yourself in 3 dimensions? |
1.2519 |
0.05228 |
135 |
113 |
10 |
12 |
1352 |
You're one wrong letter away from being terminated. |
1.2519 |
0.04900 |
135 |
110 |
16 |
9 |
1353 |
So where do you see yourself in 5 brushstrokes? |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1354 |
What skills would you bring to our organization, Mr. Hangman? |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1355 |
You'll be able to squeeze through tight spots, that's for sure ! |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1356 |
Your resume's a sham. I can see right through you. |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
1357 |
Now I see why your work is so one-dimensional. |
1.2518 |
0.04800 |
139 |
113 |
17 |
9 |
1358 |
So your name is Clippy and you used to work for Microsoft? |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1359 |
I recommend going back to the drawing board. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1360 |
Which weight-loss drug have you been taking? |
1.2500 |
0.04854 |
132 |
107 |
17 |
8 |
1361 |
Unfortunately, Midjourney and Dall-E have made you redundant in marketing, accounting, and editorial cartooning, but we have an opening in Ms Phipps's pre-k class. Are you willing to train in finger painting? |
1.2500 |
0.04972 |
132 |
108 |
15 |
9 |
1362 |
You say on your resume your last job just left you hanging? |
1.2500 |
0.05320 |
116 |
95 |
13 |
8 |
1363 |
I think we need to back off the Ozempic a bit. |
1.2500 |
0.04835 |
128 |
103 |
18 |
7 |
1364 |
Also, your resume seems sketchy.. |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1365 |
Your resume says your last position was, "hanging on a men's room door." May I ask why you left that job? |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
1366 |
Welcome. I'll fill you in with the details tomorrow. |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1367 |
So, tell me if you see yourself five years from now. |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1368 |
Yes I tend to stick out in crowded rooms |
1.2500 |
0.04706 |
128 |
102 |
20 |
6 |
1369 |
I'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit more. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1370 |
You're résumé's a little thin. |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1371 |
We were hoping to beef up our staff. |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
132 |
103 |
25 |
4 |
1372 |
We just need you to flesh out some items on your résumé. |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1373 |
You may want to flesh out your resume a bit... |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1374 |
I think we can taper off your weight loss plan now. |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1375 |
As you can see on my resume, I started my career in Children’s Illustration, and then pivoted more toward Health and Safety opportunities; exit signs, etc.” |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1376 |
Perhaps I misspoke when I asked you to simplify things around here. |
1.2500 |
0.04166 |
148 |
116 |
27 |
5 |
1377 |
Mr. Ellison, I presume? |
1.2500 |
0.04467 |
120 |
93 |
24 |
3 |
1378 |
I feel like I'm seeing less and less of you these days. |
1.2500 |
0.05320 |
116 |
95 |
13 |
8 |
1379 |
Your references describe you as flat and one dimensional. |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1380 |
Sticking to your diet? |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1381 |
I'd stick with this figure if I were you |
1.2500 |
0.04519 |
136 |
108 |
22 |
6 |
1382 |
I always feel I’m only one letter away from a hanging |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1383 |
I'm all about transparency. |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
132 |
103 |
25 |
4 |
1384 |
Now please give me your canned answers in response to my meaningless interview questions. |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
140 |
113 |
19 |
8 |
1385 |
Obviously: "Could we try to flesh out your resume a bit?
" |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
1386 |
It’s an intermittent fast diet. I eat once a year. |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1387 |
This job is just draining me. |
1.2500 |
0.04296 |
128 |
99 |
26 |
3 |
1388 |
Please come back when you have it all figured out. |
1.2485 |
0.04343 |
169 |
138 |
20 |
11 |
1389 |
Yes, we do have gender neutral bathrooms for employees. |
1.2482 |
0.04169 |
141 |
110 |
27 |
4 |
1390 |
Interesting…could you flesh that out a bit more. |
1.2482 |
0.04369 |
137 |
108 |
24 |
5 |
1391 |
Other than playing “Hangman “ did you have any other roles? |
1.2482 |
0.04835 |
137 |
112 |
16 |
9 |
1392 |
I'm sorry, your credentials seem a bit sketchy. |
1.2482 |
0.04244 |
137 |
107 |
26 |
4 |
1393 |
Wanna play hang man? |
1.2482 |
0.04723 |
137 |
111 |
18 |
8 |
1394 |
I started with Oprah--then did Donny and Marie--then Akins and finally GoLo and reached my ideal weight... |
1.2481 |
0.04801 |
129 |
104 |
18 |
7 |
1395 |
Do you have a bathroom preference"? |
1.2481 |
0.04801 |
129 |
104 |
18 |
7 |
1396 |
So, I'd like to hear more about how you once managed to narrowly escape the gallows." |
1.2481 |
0.05047 |
129 |
106 |
14 |
9 |
1397 |
How long do you think you'll stick around? |
1.2481 |
0.04407 |
129 |
101 |
24 |
4 |
1398 |
Now stick with me on this |
1.2481 |
0.04542 |
129 |
102 |
22 |
5 |
1399 |
So all you did was give up carbs? |
1.2481 |
0.04801 |
129 |
104 |
18 |
7 |
1400 |
I’m worried you’re spreading yourself too thin. |
1.2481 |
0.04542 |
129 |
102 |
22 |
5 |
1401 |
I just wish your proposal was a bit more fleshed out |
1.2481 |
0.04673 |
129 |
103 |
20 |
6 |
1402 |
Don’t worry about being overdrawn. |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1403 |
Yes, but how do I know you are the guy from hangman? |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1404 |
The job pays stix figures. |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1405 |
I'm tired of just doing restroom signs. |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1406 |
You’re going to want to flesh out your resume. |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1407 |
Think you'll stick around? |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1408 |
Laura, I'm afraid you'll have to wear a triangle so we can identify you as a woman. |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1409 |
You need to fill out your resume. It’s a little thin. |
1.2479 |
0.04277 |
121 |
93 |
26 |
2 |
1410 |
Could you flesh out your resume a little more? |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1411 |
I see everything I need to know. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1412 |
Other than your work on crime scenes, what else have you done? |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1413 |
We need somebody who can cut expenses to the bare bones. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1414 |
So tell me more about this game you played as a child. First your friends would guess a letter, then what happened next? |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1415 |
We’re really looking for someone a little more well-rounded |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1416 |
Yes, I'm familiar. My boss doodles you all the time. |
1.2478 |
0.04269 |
113 |
86 |
26 |
1 |
1417 |
I can see why you're having an identity crisis |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1418 |
‘We are looking for someone more well rounded.’ |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
1419 |
Can you elaborate on how your prior experience as an associate lavatory door indicator prepares you for the open position of pedestrian cross walk indicator? |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1420 |
What's wrong? You look drawn. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1421 |
My preferred identity is a genderfluid doodle. |
1.2476 |
0.05707 |
105 |
87 |
10 |
8 |
1422 |
You strike me as someone who would stick around. |
1.2465 |
0.04600 |
142 |
115 |
19 |
8 |
1423 |
We do charge a flat fee. |
1.2464 |
0.04692 |
138 |
112 |
18 |
8 |
1424 |
And it was after the last incorrect letter that they hung you? |
1.2464 |
0.04217 |
138 |
108 |
26 |
4 |
1425 |
For the last time, you cannot tell our employees "this is a stick up". |
1.2463 |
0.04789 |
134 |
109 |
17 |
8 |
1426 |
You need to stop calling in stick. |
1.2463 |
0.04424 |
134 |
106 |
23 |
5 |
1427 |
I can say I do not think dieting is the solution. |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
1428 |
Your resume seems a bit thin. |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
1429 |
BLANK |
1.2462 |
0.05012 |
130 |
107 |
14 |
9 |
1430 |
Should I fill you in on the details? |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1431 |
I want to grow with your company and be seen as more than just an empty suit. |
1.2460 |
0.04463 |
126 |
99 |
23 |
4 |
1432 |
Can you please explain the gaps in your resume? I need help understanding what “H_NGM_N IC_N” means. |
1.2460 |
0.05000 |
126 |
103 |
15 |
8 |
1433 |
I see now why you said you were a self made man. |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
1434 |
We can start you with a stick figure salary. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1435 |
I appreciate your sticktoedness, but I'm afraid we are looking for a bit more substance. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1436 |
How long have you had appendages, Mr. Spoon? |
1.2460 |
0.05000 |
126 |
103 |
15 |
8 |
1437 |
You’ve been promoted to Director of Downsizing. |
1.2460 |
0.04871 |
126 |
102 |
17 |
7 |
1438 |
I am sorry, but this job requires someone with a lot of guts. And that is just not you. |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1439 |
Sir, this was supposed to be a FACE to FACE interview. |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1440 |
You're so hard to read with that blank look of yours. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1441 |
If you want to work here, you've got to be able to stick it out. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1442 |
We're happy to say that you really did stick the interview! |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1443 |
You realize that we could hang it all on you. |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1444 |
What I lack in experience, I more than make up for in stick-to-itiveness |
1.2459 |
0.05115 |
122 |
100 |
14 |
8 |
1445 |
Is there an "H"? |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1446 |
I'm afraid we can't have you sticking around. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1447 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone more... well-rounded. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1448 |
Do you think of yourself as open-minded? |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1449 |
I just wasn't feeling comfortable in my own skin. |
1.2456 |
0.05368 |
114 |
94 |
12 |
8 |
1450 |
Okay. We'll consider using 'Stick Figure' on our pronoun list. |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1451 |
Will you abide by our dress code? |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1452 |
If you got the job,would you be ok wearing some clothes? |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1453 |
The draughtsman will see you now. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1454 |
I’m having trouble reading you. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1455 |
Could you possibly flesh out your resumé a bit? |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1456 |
Are you really Simon Templar? |
1.2446 |
0.04548 |
139 |
112 |
20 |
7 |
1457 |
This is what Artificial Intelligence looks like. |
1.2444 |
0.04394 |
135 |
107 |
23 |
5 |
1458 |
I’m sorry - we’re looking for a more well rounded candidate. |
1.2444 |
0.04639 |
135 |
109 |
19 |
7 |
1459 |
No… I’m drawing a blank |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1460 |
I need to know… does this State have the Death Penalty? |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1461 |
Hmmm," thought Margie, "maybe he's just a bit too thin. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1462 |
As for your greatest strength, it's obviously your stick-to-itiveness. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1463 |
Well,your bloodwork results came back,and you are definitely in ketosis. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1464 |
I see the diet worked |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1465 |
Which doctor prescribed
this diet again? |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
1466 |
Welcome to the Ozempic sales team! |
1.2441 |
0.04964 |
127 |
104 |
15 |
8 |
1467 |
The sketch artist will be here shortly. |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1468 |
You’re asking me where the washrooms are? That’s your whole job! |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1469 |
I think you would be perfect for the live action Hangman movie |
1.2439 |
0.05207 |
123 |
102 |
12 |
9 |
1470 |
I’m just here to stick it to The Man. |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1471 |
I would rather be a straw person than a stick person. Can you help me? |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
123 |
101 |
14 |
8 |
1472 |
Are there any additional details you can share with me? |
1.2439 |
0.04217 |
123 |
95 |
26 |
2 |
1473 |
Who are you reporting as missing? |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1474 |
Sorry but we’re just not another faceless corporation. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1475 |
Playing Hangman on company time violates our policies |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1476 |
Clearly, this is a case of stolen identity. |
1.2437 |
0.04460 |
119 |
93 |
23 |
3 |
1477 |
You obviously can stick to a diet. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1478 |
You’re hanging on by a thread. |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1479 |
Can you flesh out your resume a little for me? |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1480 |
I just can't seem to put on a happy face these days. |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1481 |
Frankly, your resume looks a little thin. |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1482 |
And one of our core values is transparency. |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1483 |
It says here you spent the last eight years as a pipe cleaner, do you want to elaborate? |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1484 |
How do you handle the pressure of an eraser? |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1485 |
Your co-workers seem to find you a bit sketchy. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1486 |
Now let's flesh out your work history. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1487 |
What’s your secret to staying so slim? |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1488 |
Can you pose for me as if you were suddenly subject to high voltage powerlines? |
1.2435 |
0.05326 |
115 |
95 |
12 |
8 |
1489 |
I took keto too far. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1490 |
Your body of work speaks for itself |
1.2435 |
0.05326 |
115 |
95 |
12 |
8 |
1491 |
Let's flesh this out a little. |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1492 |
What about stones? |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1493 |
We have a casual dress code here, but you are taking it a bit far. |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1494 |
As I explained at the PTA meeting, the hangman “game” is giving little Timmy nightmares. |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1495 |
I'm afraid your resumé looks a little thin. |
1.2431 |
0.04210 |
144 |
114 |
25 |
5 |
1496 |
In some exciting news, we've named an insect after you. |
1.2426 |
0.04725 |
136 |
111 |
17 |
8 |
1497 |
I'm sorry. We actually called for "shtick" in our help-wanted, but our printer made a typo. |
1.2424 |
0.04943 |
132 |
109 |
14 |
9 |
1498 |
You know we have a dress code,right Slim? |
1.2424 |
0.04943 |
132 |
109 |
14 |
9 |
1499 |
I was hoping you could flesh out your resume for me. |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
1500 |
Well, at least you were able to slip the noose. |
1.2422 |
0.04929 |
128 |
105 |
15 |
8 |
1501 |
I'm sorry. I just don't see any substance here. |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
1502 |
I want a job that will really round me out. |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
1503 |
I recognized you from your artwork in my kindergarten class.” |
1.2419 |
0.04187 |
124 |
96 |
26 |
2 |
1504 |
I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you now. |
1.2419 |
0.05040 |
124 |
102 |
14 |
8 |
1505 |
You can either resign, or we will keep guessing letters. |
1.2419 |
0.04908 |
124 |
101 |
16 |
7 |
1506 |
Everyone treats me like a stick in the mud but I feel like there so much more to me than meets the eye. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1507 |
We place a lot of value on simplicity here. Is that something you’re comfortable with? |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1508 |
I'm pretty sure management will see right thru you. |
1.2419 |
0.04341 |
124 |
97 |
24 |
3 |
1509 |
You really need to flesh out a personality if you want to make it around here. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1510 |
Well, do you feel sketchy? |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1511 |
Do you really expect me to hire a naked person? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1512 |
May I ask, Ozempic? |
1.2417 |
0.04266 |
120 |
93 |
25 |
2 |
1513 |
Sounds a little sketchy to me. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1514 |
Let's be realistic. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1515 |
And here, in our three-dimensional world, we call this 'mansplaining.' |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1516 |
Yes, I do think clothes make the man. Why do you ask? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1517 |
I assume your wife and kids are still stuck to the minivan. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1518 |
I'm afraid we are looking for someone whose resume has a bit more substance. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1519 |
You're profile seems incomplete. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1520 |
Well have you considered taking a more linear approach |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1521 |
For now, we would just like you to stand near the men’s room. |
1.2416 |
0.04431 |
149 |
121 |
20 |
8 |
1522 |
Was there anything you didn't like about your last job |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1523 |
Your whole application looks sketchy to me. |
1.2414 |
0.04350 |
116 |
90 |
24 |
2 |
1524 |
We aren't going to cancel Bring Your Dog to Work Day because one person complains. |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
1525 |
Sorry to keep you waiting so long. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1526 |
I think this job will really round me out. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1527 |
Be advised that our company doesn't recognize being a stick figure as a handicapping condition we need to accommodate. |
1.2411 |
0.04616 |
112 |
88 |
21 |
3 |
1528 |
I admire your versatility. |
1.2409 |
0.04337 |
137 |
109 |
23 |
5 |
1529 |
That really seems like more of a straw man argument. |
1.2409 |
0.04337 |
137 |
109 |
23 |
5 |
1530 |
I see right through you. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1531 |
Can you lift 50 pounds? |
1.2407 |
0.05561 |
108 |
90 |
10 |
8 |
1532 |
Yes, I’d say you can stop taking the diet pills now. |
1.2406 |
0.04791 |
133 |
109 |
16 |
8 |
1533 |
"We do value transparency in this organization." |
1.2406 |
0.04671 |
133 |
108 |
18 |
7 |
1534 |
So tell me again. The hip bone's connected to the what? |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1535 |
We’re looking for go-getters who are multidimensional. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1536 |
Thank you kindly for your interest! .. but, We were actually looking for a buff & hunky, no-time-to-shave young Ernest Hemingway bearded, offshore oil rig roughneck working, NewGen undiscovered Vogue runway Model, kinna guy with, calloused hands & a blue-collar Dad-Bod in REAL oily overalls for our "Light Your Summer~Fall BBQ" Ad campaign 2023 here at The Long & Skinny Match Stick Company, LLC. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1537 |
I’m afraid you’re in New Hampshire, where hangings are still legal and word games are taken very, very seriously. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1538 |
You'll need to flesh out this resume a bit more. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1539 |
I want to hire you, but you seem sketchy to me. |
1.2403 |
0.04894 |
129 |
106 |
15 |
8 |
1540 |
You appear drawn! |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1541 |
We may have to erase your left leg. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1542 |
The algorithm will see you now. |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1543 |
Thank you, but, we prefer someone with more...personality. |
1.2400 |
0.05131 |
125 |
104 |
12 |
9 |
1544 |
I'm 6'3", and I weigh 215# |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1545 |
I’ve been feeling empty. |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
1546 |
Once again, your work is simply lacking necessary detail. |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
1547 |
The interview is going well, but you're resume is...one dimensional |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1548 |
Perhaps you weren't informed. We don't do Casual-Fridays. |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1549 |
Sorry, the hangman position is no longer politically correct. |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1550 |
I'd like to help you Mr. Curtis, but I'm drawing a blank. |
1.2397 |
0.04395 |
121 |
95 |
23 |
3 |
1551 |
I feel so used… I never make it to the final artwork |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1552 |
I feel as if I’m drawn to you |
1.2393 |
0.04485 |
117 |
92 |
22 |
3 |
1553 |
Some employees have been complaining about your lack of clothing. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1554 |
What we really need is someone with some backbone. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1555 |
So, you wanna stick it to the man? |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1556 |
Let's discuss your verbal communication skills. |
1.2393 |
0.04317 |
117 |
91 |
24 |
2 |
1557 |
You need to make some more cuts to your team. |
1.2391 |
0.04548 |
138 |
112 |
19 |
7 |
1558 |
Sorry, but we are looking for someone with a more multi-dimensional perspective. |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1559 |
So, you’re applying for the
elementary art position? |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1560 |
I was lead to believe by your resume that you were a man of substance. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1561 |
Dr. Rorschach will see you shortly. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1562 |
You could say I live up to my children’s expectations |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1563 |
You're _ired. |
1.2385 |
0.04608 |
130 |
105 |
19 |
6 |
1564 |
Look, no one's a saint. |
1.2385 |
0.04860 |
130 |
107 |
15 |
8 |
1565 |
Your resume is pretty sketchy! |
1.2385 |
0.04341 |
130 |
103 |
23 |
4 |
1566 |
Just stick to the figures, sir |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
1567 |
Your Resume appears to be a bit thin... |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1568 |
We're looking for employees like you; those that will stick around. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1569 |
She said I was too one dimensional. |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
1570 |
I think the diet is working. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1571 |
When we asked you to be transparent with us, this isn’t what we meant |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
1572 |
How long did you say you have been on Ozempic? |
1.2381 |
0.04967 |
126 |
104 |
14 |
8 |
1573 |
We are sorry to inform you that we are replacing you with emoji's. |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1574 |
You don't seem like you have anything to hide. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1575 |
You aren't looking yourself today." |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1576 |
So, do I understand that you wish to remain anonymous? |
1.2377 |
0.04205 |
122 |
95 |
25 |
2 |
1577 |
Your resume doesn't seem quite complete. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1578 |
I'm afraid we are not ready for your kind of extreme transparency at our company this time. |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1579 |
You say your hobbies are children's art, rear window decoration and word finding puzzles? |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1580 |
Have you experienced any side effects from the medication? |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1581 |
I'd like you to meet the rest of the team...can you stick around? |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1582 |
May I call you Stick or do you prefer Mr. Figure. |
1.2377 |
0.05212 |
122 |
102 |
11 |
9 |
1583 |
Well,I will say you’re nothing if not transparent. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1584 |
Well, look at you, sticking it to the man! |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1585 |
'We've decided to give the job to Stones." |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1586 |
I fit in easily |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1587 |
So you’re saying your previous employer didn’t really draw on your strengths? |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1588 |
Yeah, well, AI has me all wrong! |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1589 |
Your résumé is rather sketchy. Could you flesh it out for me? |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1590 |
The call was for "sick" patients. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1591 |
I'm guessing 'they/them'? |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1592 |
Would you be willing to color outside the lines? |
1.2373 |
0.04286 |
118 |
92 |
24 |
2 |
1593 |
I need you to tell me which rest room should I use. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1594 |
What do you look like when you are angry? |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1595 |
I don't know doc, I'm feeling kinda empty. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1596 |
So you're a model. Have I seen your work? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1597 |
Do you have any experience slipping on wet floors? |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
1598 |
I'm sorry. We're looking for a details man. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1599 |
Go, figure. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1600 |
You have lost some weight! |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1601 |
So, tell me about your experience in graphic design. |
1.2368 |
0.04189 |
114 |
88 |
25 |
1 |
1602 |
About your resume, could you also put some meat on the bones? |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1603 |
Oh, I get that a lot, but I wasn't the man they tried to hang. |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1604 |
From what I see, your resume seems a bit padded. |
1.2366 |
0.04446 |
131 |
105 |
21 |
5 |
1605 |
Sorry I kept you waiting so long. |
1.2364 |
0.05314 |
110 |
91 |
12 |
7 |
1606 |
I’m no saint! |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1607 |
While your resume is certainly impressive, we’re looking for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.2364 |
0.05154 |
110 |
90 |
14 |
6 |
1608 |
Honestly, Mr. Figure, your case seems a little thin. |
1.2362 |
0.04251 |
127 |
100 |
24 |
3 |
1609 |
But you have to have a pronoun. |
1.2362 |
0.04803 |
127 |
104 |
16 |
7 |
1610 |
You're the kind of person to whom I'm inexplicably drawn. |
1.2362 |
0.04535 |
127 |
102 |
20 |
5 |
1611 |
You’ll fit right in, our CEO is one-dimensional too. |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1612 |
I can be whomever you want me to be |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1613 |
they never guessed a single vowel! |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1614 |
Are you a he or a she? |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1615 |
People keep telling me "You're not all there." |
1.2358 |
0.04175 |
123 |
96 |
25 |
2 |
1616 |
Come on, don’t leave me hangin’. |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
1617 |
My pronouns? |
1.2358 |
0.04332 |
123 |
97 |
23 |
3 |
1618 |
First, let's discuss your diet. |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1619 |
I’m sorry, we have to let you go. HR has received too many complaints that you’re just not showing up. |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1620 |
Your resume suggests that you lack substance. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1621 |
How long have you felt two dimensional? |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1622 |
This resume is rather bare bones. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1623 |
It says here your account is underdrawn. |
1.2353 |
0.05022 |
119 |
98 |
14 |
7 |
1624 |
My transparency can be both a strength and a weakness. |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1625 |
I'm sorry - we're looking for someone who's good with figures. |
1.2353 |
0.05022 |
119 |
98 |
14 |
7 |
1626 |
Your background looks sketchy. |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1627 |
You’re missing a letter with your resume. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1628 |
I believe transparency is the best policy. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1629 |
Yes, I think you have a very strong case for reparations from anyone who ever played the hang man word game. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1630 |
I’m taking you off the Ozempic. |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1631 |
Could you flesh out things a bit more? |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1632 |
I just feel invisible around here. |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
1633 |
Sorry, I'll have to fill you in later. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1634 |
If you can maintain your absence of gender, social, and racial signifiers, you’ll be a shoe-in as our new communications chief. |
1.2348 |
0.05288 |
115 |
96 |
11 |
8 |
1635 |
I'm sorry Mr Hangman, I can't sell you any life insurance. |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
1636 |
Since when did you start to have self esteem issues,Mr Templar? |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
1637 |
We are looking for some more well rounded. |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
1638 |
I’m feeling a little drawn, lately. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1639 |
I thought your resume lacked depth; now I see why |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
1640 |
So… What are your pronouns? |
1.2339 |
0.04255 |
171 |
142 |
18 |
11 |
1641 |
I'm sorry but your role is being erased. |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1642 |
You keep saying you are there "for position only," but what does that mean? |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1643 |
I have you penciled in for tomorrow at this time. |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1644 |
This job doesn’t define me. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1645 |
You’re a great actor. Why would the studio ever typecast you? |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1646 |
Good thing you came in for a checkup, Miss Stickney — you look quite pale and drawn! |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1647 |
Chad tried to explain the situation, but he couldn’t stop feeling that, with every misplaced word, every wrong letter, he was slowly hanging himself. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1648 |
Looks like you forgot to fill out one of our forms. |
1.2333 |
0.04984 |
120 |
99 |
14 |
7 |
1649 |
I am afraid that the only way to resolve your back pain is to increase your core strength. |
1.2333 |
0.05122 |
120 |
100 |
12 |
8 |
1650 |
My life feels so one dimensional." |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1651 |
Thanks for sticking around. |
1.2331 |
0.04386 |
133 |
107 |
21 |
5 |
1652 |
Our firm works with facts, not figures. |
1.2331 |
0.04118 |
133 |
105 |
25 |
3 |
1653 |
To be honest, your resume is rather thin. |
1.2331 |
0.04386 |
133 |
107 |
21 |
5 |
1654 |
Mr. Hangman, is there and E in your first name? |
1.2331 |
0.04386 |
133 |
107 |
21 |
5 |
1655 |
Wondering if you could flesh that out a bit more for me. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1656 |
I think we’ll need your work outline a little more filled in. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1657 |
Well, you seem perfectly in line with the requirements for this job. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1658 |
Yes, I really am Johnny's dad. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1659 |
I'm sorry, Sir, but we were looking for someone more ... three-dimensional. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1660 |
Good News: No More Radiation Treatments |
1.2328 |
0.05101 |
116 |
96 |
13 |
7 |
1661 |
…and what might be your pronouns? |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1662 |
I was erased from my last position. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1663 |
Your resumé is impressive, but we are looking for someone with more substance. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1664 |
Tell me more about how they couldn't guess the word in time. |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1665 |
So, you fear dogs are going to fetch you. |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1666 |
They told me to "stick it to the man", but I wasn't sure if they were referring to me |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1667 |
Let's start by fleshing out your experience, then your entire body. |
1.2326 |
0.04606 |
129 |
105 |
18 |
6 |
1668 |
We're actually looking for a straw man. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1669 |
This won't do. Let's go back to the drawing board. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1670 |
Mr. Stick, your life insurance application was rejected because you're made of wood, and you smoke! |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1671 |
I really don't think you should lead our body dysmorphia support group. |
1.2320 |
0.04837 |
125 |
103 |
15 |
7 |
1672 |
I can’t ask this, but do you ever wake up scribbled? |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1673 |
We received a complaint from someone on the ladies' room door. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1674 |
So you were assigned to the men's room door, although you identify as female? |
1.2315 |
0.05520 |
108 |
91 |
9 |
8 |
1675 |
I am wearing clothes. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1676 |
Well, as a matter of fact, we do have an opening in our Hangman game... |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1677 |
Lav, it's my sad duty to inform you that we're instituting unisex bathrooms and your position has become redundant. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1678 |
I've had some complaints about the blank stare and the lack of appropriate office attire. |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1679 |
I have to be honest, you seem a little sketchy. |
1.2314 |
0.05347 |
121 |
103 |
8 |
10 |
1680 |
Your résumé is a bit thin….Can you flesh it out? |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1681 |
We'll have to figure out how to beef up your resumé. |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1682 |
You’re work here is really starting to stick out. |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1683 |
If we hire you,how long will you stick around ? |
1.2314 |
0.04192 |
121 |
95 |
24 |
2 |
1684 |
The job description did say “get back to basics” |
1.2314 |
0.04946 |
121 |
100 |
14 |
7 |
1685 |
Ask me anything, I've got nothing to hide." |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1686 |
Your last job was disposing of corrosive chemicals? |
1.2313 |
0.04484 |
134 |
109 |
19 |
6 |
1687 |
I see you are already familiar with the employee benefits package |
1.2313 |
0.04357 |
134 |
108 |
21 |
5 |
1688 |
Of course I can do the job! I am a stick-to-it kind of guy! |
1.2313 |
0.04607 |
134 |
110 |
17 |
7 |
1689 |
Sorry, but we're hiring only well-rounded applicants. |
1.2313 |
0.04226 |
134 |
107 |
23 |
4 |
1690 |
I am afraid we are looking for someone with a little more... substance. |
1.2308 |
0.04371 |
104 |
81 |
22 |
1 |
1691 |
Do not let your 5-year-old's artwork define your identity. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1692 |
I started my career in the field of boardroom whiteboards. |
1.2308 |
0.04702 |
130 |
107 |
16 |
7 |
1693 |
Would you mind filling in the gaps? |
1.2308 |
0.04305 |
130 |
104 |
22 |
4 |
1694 |
Can we just stick to exactly why you're here! |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1695 |
I’m reinventing myself, so I’ve let go of everything I was and I’m starting from the bare basics. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1696 |
I'm a blank slate. . |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
130 |
105 |
20 |
5 |
1697 |
I'm surprised you didn't include "transparency" in your list of good qualities. |
1.2302 |
0.04802 |
126 |
104 |
15 |
7 |
1698 |
So, can you flesh out your work experience for me? |
1.2302 |
0.05060 |
126 |
106 |
11 |
9 |
1699 |
You seem a bit thing on experience for our graphic design position. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1700 |
Your resume seems a bit bare bones... |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1701 |
I must admit, you're the most two-dimensional
candidate we've interviewed. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1702 |
Oh yeah, I’ve heard them all: coat hanger, twisty tie, pipe cleaner, wire face, sliver hips, stick pretzel… I’m pretty thick skinned. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1703 |
But you didn't fill out your form... |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1704 |
We're not sure the Art Department is the right fit for you. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1705 |
So you feel a cape is the answer? |
1.2295 |
0.04625 |
122 |
99 |
18 |
5 |
1706 |
Marc, I think you need to flesh out your idea. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1707 |
My first suggestion would be to stop hanging out with poor spellers. |
1.2294 |
0.05473 |
109 |
92 |
9 |
8 |
1708 |
There is more to me than meets the eye. |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1709 |
It will be challenging to sell lipstick without a mouth. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1710 |
You misunderstood, the position pays six figures. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1711 |
And you feel you are the victim of body shaming. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1712 |
How do you feel about body shaming? |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
1713 |
You say that you met him on his trip down the river Styx? |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1714 |
I am especially good at getting down to the basics. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1715 |
As you can see, I have no baggage. I'm you ideal candidate. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1716 |
Why would you think weight is an issue? |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1717 |
Frankly, some pedestrians in the area have complained that you give off the wrong signal. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1718 |
Understand you want to be part of our bare bones crew. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1719 |
So how do you feel about erasers? |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1720 |
Despite your stick-to-it-iveness, your coworkers say they can see right through you. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1721 |
I completely understand your need for self-expression, Mr. Toody; but, to be fair, we did hire you to be a stick figure. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1722 |
I just finished reviewing your resume and your work. I see when you were a four year old, you were a subject in the early ‘Draw-a-Child’ experiments. How to you feel that experience has prepared you to be our next New Yorker cartoonist? |
1.2288 |
0.05164 |
118 |
99 |
11 |
8 |
1723 |
I'll fill you in with the details later. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1724 |
I have to say, your resume is a little sketchy. |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
1725 |
Look, all I’m asking for is a face. Heck, I’d even settle for the Have a Nice Day smile. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1726 |
Can you tell me why you are interested in art school? |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1727 |
Please try to stick to your story. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1728 |
If you get the job, how long are you intending to stick around? |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1729 |
wow, you look like shit |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1730 |
I remember when you were just a twig. |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
1731 |
It may have something to do with your diet. |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
1732 |
I value your transparency |
1.2283 |
0.04768 |
127 |
105 |
15 |
7 |
1733 |
Do you have any other experience modeling other than the handicap signs? |
1.2281 |
0.05143 |
114 |
95 |
12 |
7 |
1734 |
Let's make this simple.... |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1735 |
Are you fasting,again,Eddie,or is this another hunger strike? |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1736 |
Can you fill me in a little bit more? |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1737 |
„I have a sketchy past“ |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1738 |
Tell me about yourself |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
1739 |
I want you to sue all those people who are continually drawing me without paying me anything, in violation of the copyright statutes. |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1740 |
Theres a lot of people who want men like you to hang |
1.2276 |
0.05007 |
123 |
103 |
12 |
8 |
1741 |
What do you mean when you say you’re a “work in progress?” |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1742 |
I heard you were looking for a skeleton crew. |
1.2276 |
0.04132 |
123 |
97 |
24 |
2 |
1743 |
Your CV is a bit thin. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1744 |
Your performance has fallen flat. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1745 |
I have to be honest...you may be a bit one dimensional for this position. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1746 |
We need more transparency from you. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1747 |
Mind if I just stick around? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1748 |
Do you have any linear modeling experience? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1749 |
Your colleagues have complained you’re only giving the bare minimum |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
1750 |
So, I guess it is safe to say we both have body image issues. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1751 |
We were hoping to fill in a little identifying information for you, Mr. Stick. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1752 |
We don’t have job openings for men’s bathrooms signs anymore except in our offices in North Carolina. |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1753 |
You might be interested in our dress code. |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
1754 |
What's your schtick, man? |
1.2266 |
0.04032 |
128 |
101 |
25 |
2 |
1755 |
Your resume's a little thin, too. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1756 |
To be honest, your case is also pretty thin. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1757 |
I wish the cartoonist could have completed this job interview drawing. Not sure what to say to a stick figure. I guess the writers strike is having it's affect everywhere! |
1.2264 |
0.05409 |
106 |
89 |
10 |
7 |
1758 |
All we need is for you to sign on the dotted... err... |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1759 |
Don't worry, I use dental floss. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1760 |
I’m going to need you to fill me in. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1761 |
I'm having trouble seeing you as our face for all inclusive vacations. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1762 |
How flexible are you? |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1763 |
It all started when I was just a little dot. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1764 |
Your resume is impressive but we need to fill in a few details. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1765 |
So, besides your work as the Face of Hangman, can you tell me a little more about the gaps in your resumé? |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1766 |
Your resume is a mere outline with no real substance. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1767 |
Where do you see yourself in five pencil strokes? |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1768 |
Where do you see yourself in 3Ds? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1769 |
Have you considered decreasing the dose of Ozempic? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1770 |
Let's flesh your resume out. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1771 |
First, you'll have to fill out your form. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1772 |
Please use this interview to flesh out what your resume hasn’t. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1773 |
I’m just not drawn to life. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1774 |
I'm afraid your outline for the project needs some fleshing out. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1775 |
we're looking for someone who's more of a stickler for detail" |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1776 |
Listen Stickler, we’ve always had your back. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1777 |
Your resume needs to be fleshed out a bit more |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
1778 |
You can't keep hiding |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
1779 |
Before we start, perhaps you'd like something to eat? |
1.2256 |
0.04846 |
133 |
112 |
12 |
9 |
1780 |
We thought we ought to flesh out your resume. |
1.2256 |
0.04480 |
133 |
109 |
18 |
6 |
1781 |
People only see me as a one-dimensional character. I am so much more. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1782 |
So what draws you to this kind of work? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1783 |
And are the gallows in the room with us right now? |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1784 |
In your case, I'll just give you an outline of your job. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1785 |
Your resume seems a bit sketchy. |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1786 |
I promise to work right down to the bone! |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1787 |
So tell me more about why you want to be a sign model. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1788 |
To be honest, your performance has been a little sketchy. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1789 |
I’m terribly sorry, but you lack the dimension required for this position. |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1790 |
Could you flesh that out a little? |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1791 |
You are OK For casual Fridays but most of our departments require clothes the test of the week. |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1792 |
So, you'd like to know if you can make a libel claim against the artist for being badly drawn? |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1793 |
You'll be happy to know that we have a free cafeteria |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1794 |
*I'm taking you off Ozempic." |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
1795 |
Sorry, but we are looking for someone who is more well-rounded. |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
1796 |
Wow, those new drugs people are using for weight loss are really amazing! |
1.2248 |
0.05072 |
129 |
110 |
9 |
10 |
1797 |
'A shadow of your former self' is a bit of an understatement. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1798 |
I know how to think outside the lines." |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1799 |
I am taking you off the Ozempic!
Aimee Wing - Los Alamitos |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1800 |
So tell me again how you escaped from Flatland. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1801 |
Stop giving me that blank look. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1802 |
The doctor won’t be much longer |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1803 |
Don’t you stand for anything?! |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1804 |
The job description read, 'stickler for figures,' not 'stick figures'. |
1.2241 |
0.04911 |
116 |
96 |
14 |
6 |
1805 |
Well, if you'd lose the arms and legs, we could use you as a desk lamp. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1806 |
You realize that by applying for this job you must know how to do figures |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1807 |
How long exactly have you been on a gluten free diet? |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1808 |
Maybe if you didn't dress like a slut, you wouldn't get sexually harassed all the time. |
1.2241 |
0.05488 |
116 |
100 |
6 |
10 |
1809 |
I’m not sure you’re right for us. You seem a little sketchy. |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1810 |
So tell me, what drew you to our company? |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1811 |
Stiff? No, I said I'm feeling stick. |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1812 |
I’m sorry sir but we have to draw the line somewhere |
1.2239 |
0.04695 |
134 |
112 |
14 |
8 |
1813 |
I just don't want to be the token stick man. |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1814 |
It was lucky that I was able to pencil you in. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1815 |
I'm afraid you lack a little substance. |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
1816 |
We are working on a position we haven't quite fleshed out that might be a good match for you. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1817 |
We are in a sticky situation, aren't we. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1818 |
Things are bad. We can't even afford a skeletal staff. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1819 |
yes we do have a position for a weight loss coach |
1.2233 |
0.05507 |
103 |
87 |
9 |
7 |
1820 |
You don't look at all like your picture. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1821 |
Mr. Templar, apparently you're not the Saint you once were. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1822 |
Let me get this straight. The children keep trying to hang you? |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1823 |
...and your caricature? |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1824 |
YOU REALLY NEED THIS JOB. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1825 |
We need to go back to the drawing board on this one; the outline is promising, but I’m looking for a little more dimensionality. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1826 |
Your resume is a little thin. |
1.2231 |
0.04908 |
121 |
101 |
13 |
7 |
1827 |
Of course, we’ll have to flesh out the details. |
1.2231 |
0.04908 |
121 |
101 |
13 |
7 |
1828 |
I think we should start by fleshing out the situation. |
1.2231 |
0.05181 |
121 |
103 |
9 |
9 |
1829 |
Your name on the application is incomplete. Are there any “e”s? |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1830 |
Do you have any last words? |
1.2231 |
0.04766 |
121 |
100 |
15 |
6 |
1831 |
I need to flesh out your application. |
1.2231 |
0.04766 |
121 |
100 |
15 |
6 |
1832 |
You seem like a nice guy, Mr. Smith. It's just... there's very little detail about you here. |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1833 |
I would argue that a lack of distinguishing features is itself distinctive. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1834 |
Yes. Outlines will be much of your duties at Pencil Publishing. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1835 |
Your presentation offers a general outline, but it would be great if you could fill in some of the details. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1836 |
We need to talk about the office dress code |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1837 |
Let me reassure you: we do value transparency! |
1.2222 |
0.05021 |
117 |
98 |
12 |
7 |
1838 |
Spare me the details |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1839 |
I can see right through you. |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1840 |
I am extremely adaptable. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1841 |
At this time of year we don't have many requests for figure skaters. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1842 |
I must warn you that tenure here depends upon your body of work. |
1.2222 |
0.05021 |
117 |
98 |
12 |
7 |
1843 |
It can be kind of sticky here but you'll find it's worth it. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1844 |
I'm afraid I can't answer your question--I've drawn a blank. |
1.2222 |
0.05317 |
108 |
91 |
10 |
7 |
1845 |
This job has taken everything out of me. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1846 |
I can see your problem. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1847 |
Come back when you've been drawn by somebody older. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1848 |
I think you misunderstood when we advertised for a wire-frame modeler. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1849 |
Why would you oppose non-binary bathrooms? |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1850 |
They say you know how to stick it to the man. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1851 |
I was one vowel away from never seeing Teresa and the kids again. |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1852 |
I’m here for my personal training session. Looking to go from stick to action figure. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1853 |
I see you are a linear thinker |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1854 |
I'm sorry, we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1855 |
There appear to be a lot of gaps in your resume, Mr _ _ A _ E. |
1.2214 |
0.04881 |
131 |
111 |
11 |
9 |
1856 |
We do have an opening in Hangman |
1.2212 |
0.03922 |
113 |
88 |
25 |
0 |
1857 |
Well, to be honest, your resume is a little thin... |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1858 |
Talking to you has taken the greatest weight off my shoulders |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1859 |
Listen, you are allowed to show all your dimensions. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1860 |
I’ve been having trouble grasping the dimension of this situation |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1861 |
I’m sorry, but you just aren’t believable! There’s just not enough of you… |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1862 |
The side effects may include weight loss, and in some cases, the eradication of your identity. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1863 |
Next time, please knock. Just slipping under the door is so inappropriate. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1864 |
We really like you, but this role requires someone more… detail-oriented. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1865 |
And in what dimension do you identify? |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1866 |
Actually, we do have a linesman opening in our A I electrical department. |
1.2211 |
0.05831 |
95 |
81 |
7 |
7 |
1867 |
I feel like I've lost all perspective, doc. |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
1868 |
You might try a retro look. Have you considered a halo? |
1.2205 |
0.04598 |
127 |
105 |
16 |
6 |
1869 |
You cannot always be so linear. |
1.2205 |
0.04170 |
127 |
102 |
22 |
3 |
1870 |
you hung in there! |
1.2205 |
0.03859 |
127 |
100 |
26 |
1 |
1871 |
Marty,isn’t it time you filled out a bit? |
1.2203 |
0.04362 |
118 |
95 |
20 |
3 |
1872 |
I’m afraid your background is a bit sketchy. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
1873 |
And do you have any dietary restrictions? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1874 |
I was thinking i would be able to put a face to a name! |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1875 |
Your past employment record looks a little sketchy. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1876 |
Choose our school,and I promise you'll become a solid citizen. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1877 |
We're finding that a small percentage of patients just completely disappear with the new weight loss drugs. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1878 |
No halo, Mr Templar? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1879 |
Don't give me the same old schtick man. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1880 |
Would you care to put a little meat on the bones of your resume? |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1881 |
I hear what you're saying, but your body language is sending me an entirely different message. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1882 |
Actually, we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1883 |
I see through you! |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1884 |
I’m an excellent mediator because I have no skin in the game. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1885 |
Hmmm, do I get one more guess? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1886 |
Your resume seems a little bare bones. |
1.2195 |
0.04088 |
123 |
98 |
23 |
2 |
1887 |
Seek BFA from FIT |
1.2195 |
0.04248 |
123 |
99 |
21 |
3 |
1888 |
These side effects will resolve once your treatment is completed. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
1889 |
Ask anyone: I worked myself to the bone at my last job. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1890 |
Obviously, the teacher did not intend to be culturally insensitive. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1891 |
I'm afraid you'll still have to go through the security X-ray. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1892 |
You can be anyone we want. You’re hired. |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
1893 |
I can fit in anywhere |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1894 |
I feel... incomplete |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1895 |
Welcome to Matchstick.com |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1896 |
That's where I draw the line. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1897 |
Can you flesh that out for me a little? |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1898 |
We're considering you for a vacant position we have. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1899 |
I understand that due to the strike you are only hiring skeleton crews |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1900 |
I find that you lack substance, but I appreciate your transparency. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
1901 |
If you had a bellybutton
We would offer you
Healthcare |
1.2185 |
0.04798 |
119 |
99 |
14 |
6 |
1902 |
I’ve always wanted to be an art class model.” |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1903 |
Don't make me spell it out. |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
1904 |
We’re going to hire you because transparency is a major part of our Company’s policy! |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1905 |
Unfortunately, your ideas are a bit thinly sketched... |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1906 |
You've shown me the basic outline, but now let's flesh out the details. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1907 |
Doc, I feel like a mere outline of my former self |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1908 |
So, you say you have erasure anxiety? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1909 |
You know I can see right through you. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1910 |
Frankly, I find you a bit sketchy. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1911 |
Sorry, but I'm not going to renew your Ozempic prescription. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1912 |
Yes, this is a "Finishing School", but not the kind you think it is. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1913 |
We are looking for someone with a less less transparency and a little more substance. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1914 |
Missing an appointment because it was too windy is no excuse. |
1.2177 |
0.04799 |
124 |
104 |
13 |
7 |
1915 |
How many more letters need to be guessed before you’re hung? |
1.2177 |
0.04217 |
124 |
100 |
21 |
3 |
1916 |
Don't give me that look. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1917 |
Well, you’re a wiry fellow. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1918 |
Your resume lacks substance. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1919 |
I feel so drawn |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1920 |
Sorry, but I think we're looking for someone with a bit more substce. |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1921 |
Yes, you do look familiar, but from where, my mind is drawing a blank. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1922 |
So you think you might be anorexic? |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1923 |
There are a few details I need you to flesh out |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1924 |
I think you need to put a few more details on your resume |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
1925 |
If there is a second interview, are you OK using FaceTime? |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
1926 |
Tbe outline interests me, but we need to flesh out the details. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1927 |
I'm trying to decide if you qualify for our diversity requirements. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1928 |
In my spare time I play hangman. |
1.2170 |
0.04240 |
106 |
84 |
21 |
1 |
1929 |
I am concerned you lack enough substance for the job. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1930 |
… well your experience is a little thin… |
1.2170 |
0.05193 |
106 |
89 |
11 |
6 |
1931 |
And you say you are looking for a match made in heaven? |
1.2170 |
0.04240 |
106 |
84 |
21 |
1 |
1932 |
I’ll pencil you in for next Thursday. |
1.2170 |
0.04447 |
106 |
85 |
19 |
2 |
1933 |
I bring no baggage to the job so you can imprint me as needed. |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
1934 |
This job search has taken a lot out of me. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1935 |
I like what I’m seeing , but can you flesh it out a little more? |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1936 |
You will need to fill in the blanks. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1937 |
I do know how it feels to be told you have a stick up your ass. |
1.2164 |
0.04285 |
134 |
110 |
19 |
5 |
1938 |
We were looking for someone with more depth. |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
1939 |
We don't see many resumes that stick out like yours. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
1940 |
With the SAG strike, if you are willing to scab, this could be your shot. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
1941 |
No, but we do require everyone at least to wear a tie |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
1942 |
Things might not be so linear. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
111 |
88 |
22 |
1 |
1943 |
Yes, we can help you find your family. Mini-van or SUV? |
1.2162 |
0.05184 |
111 |
94 |
10 |
7 |
1944 |
Your resume, too, is without much substance. |
1.2160 |
0.04338 |
125 |
102 |
19 |
4 |
1945 |
Well mr. Jones. Your the perfect figure for the job. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
1946 |
Now that your mind is clear... |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1947 |
Just a few questions to flesh-out your résumé... |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
1948 |
Not sure. Something simply drew me here. |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
1949 |
Do you do graphics? |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1950 |
Where do you see yourself 20 years from now? |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
1951 |
My credits include "WET FLOOR." |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
1952 |
We've had some complaints about your flaunting the dress code. |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
1953 |
You look great on paper but your concept plans lacks depth. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1954 |
How's the diet going? |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1955 |
We were hoping for someone a little more well-rounded. |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1956 |
How do you see yourself for this job? |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1957 |
Can you tell me more about the drug commercial you acted in?’ |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1958 |
You’ll need to fill in the blanks for me |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1959 |
Rest assured that in this company, you were hired to be more than just a pretty face. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1960 |
I’m looking for a job with the opportunity to branch out. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1961 |
So words can hurt. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1962 |
Okay, so it IS personal. I just think you look sketchy. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1963 |
I can't believe I'm the only one who sees through your little, 'I'm always transparent,' nonsense. |
1.2151 |
0.05892 |
93 |
80 |
6 |
7 |
1964 |
Wanna grab lunch—ever? |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
1965 |
I have a strong backbone, that’s why you should hire me. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1966 |
Can you draw? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1967 |
Any chance of getting a halo? |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
1968 |
Your bio is much too sparse. Could you fill in some details? |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
1969 |
I see you prefer the bare essentials. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1970 |
It's an honor to meet you, I used to draw you all the time. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
1971 |
Is there anything you could tell us to flesh out your résumé a bit? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1972 |
I’m used to being stretched thin. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1973 |
When did you first think you might be anorexic? |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
1974 |
Good Morning Mr. Stickler. |
1.2149 |
0.04100 |
121 |
97 |
22 |
2 |
1975 |
Your resume looks very thin. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1976 |
So you're looking for a figurehead? |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
1977 |
Be honest with me Doc, am I just a figment of a 6 year old’s imagination? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1978 |
So you’ve just been hanging on the fridge since 2012? |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1979 |
Your résumé is also rather thin on details. |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
1980 |
Let me be clear. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1981 |
Tell me more about your modeling experience. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1982 |
I feel like you always do the bare minimum. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1983 |
I understand you haven’t fleshed out the job requirements. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1984 |
Unfortunately, there are lot of vehicles with stick figure families pictured on them, sir... they aren't necessarily YOUR missing family of stick figures. This will be a tough case." |
1.2143 |
0.04861 |
126 |
107 |
11 |
8 |
1985 |
It’s ‘hang person’ here. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1986 |
Where do you see yourself in five years...or do you see yourself? |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1987 |
This position needs someone with a little more substance. |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
1988 |
Any other weaknesses, Mr Twodey? |
1.2137 |
0.04725 |
131 |
111 |
12 |
8 |
1989 |
I'm afraid we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1990 |
Actually, we're looking for someone with more...uh...more...uh..." |
1.2137 |
0.05268 |
117 |
101 |
7 |
9 |
1991 |
What makes you think people can see right through you? |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1992 |
My ex says I was a real stick in the mud |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1993 |
I would encourage you to bring your whole self to work. |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1994 |
Can I be fully transparent with you? |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1995 |
So you don’t think we give you enough recognition? Well, some might say that you don’t pull your own weight! |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1996 |
Your CV was kind of schematic, too. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1997 |
Frankly, your resume lacks substance. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1998 |
Well, the job description did mention transparency... |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
1999 |
When we advertised for a man whose disciplinary style was more ‘stick than carrot’, I’m afraid this wasn’t what we meant… |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2000 |
Tell me, how were you drawn to this position? |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2001 |
Stick to the topic, Mr Figure. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2002 |
You might recognize my cousin from the restroom door. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2003 |
You're giving me that same empty look as my ex-husband. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2004 |
No resume? |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
2005 |
I don’t think I can help you. You don’t have a wallet. |
1.2131 |
0.04831 |
122 |
103 |
12 |
7 |
2006 |
I see this interview as a chance to flesh things out. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2007 |
I would say my best trait is that I am very detail oriented. |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2008 |
I see from your resume that you've done a lot of modeling. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2009 |
Let's see if we can flesh this out... |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2010 |
You say you think your Creator lacks imagination? |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2011 |
So, you believe the earth is flat? |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2012 |
I think you’re qualified for the position, but it’s really tough to read you sometimes. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2013 |
We’re here to flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2014 |
I’m really struggling to find my pronouns |
1.2126 |
0.03973 |
127 |
102 |
23 |
2 |
2015 |
Can you flesh it out a little? |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
2016 |
One thing in your resume sticks out. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2017 |
Honestly, it was because your portfolio is a little underdeveloped." |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
2018 |
For one, your resume could be a little more fleshed out. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2019 |
You know I can see right through you and your lies Mr. Jones. |
1.2124 |
0.04941 |
113 |
95 |
12 |
6 |
2020 |
Yes,we have a transparency policy. |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
2021 |
We really need to flesh this out. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2022 |
Let me break this job down to the bare bones... |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2023 |
Hmmm, ok, let's start with how 'you' perceive yourself. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
2024 |
So what pronouns do you go by? |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
2025 |
So, how do you identify? |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2026 |
I'm reluctant to hire you because your background seems a little sketchy. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2027 |
As a matter of fact, we do offer generous stick leave. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2028 |
You realize our bottom line has nothing to do with stick figures. |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
2029 |
As long as you’re not a stick in the mud you should do fine. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2030 |
You've got a great outline, Bob, but I think you need to flesh it out. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2031 |
My greatest asset is my stick-to-itiveness. |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
2032 |
I think you need to spend some time working on yourself. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2033 |
You're going to need to flesh out this work history for me. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2034 |
Here at Walbash, Walbash and Walbash, LLC we do have a dress code. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2035 |
It looks like you prefer to keep things simple. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2036 |
It just took everything out of me, Doctor |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
2037 |
We were looking for a more well-rounded applicant. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2038 |
It looks like you don't eat much, which is perfect for our pay rate. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2039 |
And when did your wife leave you for an emoji? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2040 |
Would you please flesh out your curriculum vitae a bit for me? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2041 |
I need a stick figure income |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2042 |
I want to hire you, but you have a very thin profile. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2043 |
People find you a little narrow. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2044 |
Frankly, your memoir needs some fleshing out. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2045 |
Could you flesh this out a bit for me? |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2046 |
I want to know more about the guy behind the face |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2047 |
You're not interested in the gym membership? Mmm, I see. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2048 |
Any other references besides popsicles and corn dogs? |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
2049 |
Let me guess, Mr. Smith—bulimia? |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
2050 |
Congratulations on your loss of 325 pounds but we're searching for someone who didn't take their goal quite so seriously. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2051 |
I think you'll fit in nicely. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2052 |
We're looking for more of a detail person. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2053 |
Perhaps you should consider filling out your own form first. |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
2054 |
Your résumé looks a bit padded. |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
2055 |
Stick...okay,is that Mr. Ms. or Mrs.? |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
2056 |
The jury will see right thru you. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2057 |
Is that a door knob or did you just cough! |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2058 |
Let's face it, this is a sticky situation. |
1.2100 |
0.04333 |
100 |
80 |
19 |
1 |
2059 |
Your experience seems a little thin for the position. |
1.2100 |
0.05559 |
100 |
86 |
7 |
7 |
2060 |
Silly me; I was going to suggest you flesh out your resume... |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2061 |
Let me flesh out your job description. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2062 |
Honestly, your performance has been sketchy at best. |
1.2100 |
0.04333 |
100 |
80 |
19 |
1 |
2063 |
We believe your Resume was padded. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2064 |
What you see is what you get |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
2065 |
I'm here for my dilation appointment. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2066 |
What do you mean we’re paying “starvation wages”? |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2067 |
Maybe you took intermittent fasting a little too seriously! |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2068 |
I’m afraid you lack the depth needed to understand what I’m saying. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2069 |
So, Mr Templar, lost your halo? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2070 |
It, they, and its. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2071 |
The final part of your interview is a series of matchstick problems |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2072 |
So, can you flesh out your resume a bit? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2073 |
Everyone tells me I should stick to what I'm doing. But I think I should branch out. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2074 |
It says here on your resume you have extensive experience guessing letters.” |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2075 |
Your resume is a little sketchy. Can you fill us in on some details? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2076 |
Usually people come in looking to fill the position. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2077 |
The position was for a line man not a man of lines. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2078 |
While I do admire your 'stick-to-itiveness', I'm afraid your chances are slim, Mr. Linea. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2079 |
You can skip the sexual harassment training |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2080 |
Let’s see if we can flesh out this resumè |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2081 |
So no health insurance, but you would like fire insurance.... |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2082 |
I think you may need to flesh out your resume a bit |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2083 |
Since I turned 50, women don't seem to see me any more. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2084 |
I see you're a big fan of casual Fridays. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
2085 |
The ad should have read 'six figures,' not 'stick figures.' |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2086 |
Kids get me. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2087 |
Doctor, I just can't shake this feeling that i was conceived on the back of a matchbook cover. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2088 |
You’d be a great addition to the roster of plus-sized models we represent. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2089 |
I worked in other multinationals bathrooms signs before |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2090 |
It would seem your only option is to write blank checks. |
1.2087 |
0.04188 |
115 |
93 |
20 |
2 |
2091 |
I hate to stick it to you like this, but you're fired. Why? Go figure. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2092 |
You listed “stick-to-itiveness” as one of your strengths; can you elaborate? |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2093 |
Haven’t I seen you before? |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2094 |
I just feel so...incomplete. |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2095 |
Your resume needs some filling in. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2096 |
are you nervous? You seem a little stiff |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2097 |
I’m sorry, the boss had to to step out for a minute - would you be willing to stick around until he gets back? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2098 |
First the good news. Your bone density numbers are fantastic. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2099 |
I just know you're going to fit in. |
1.2079 |
0.04295 |
101 |
81 |
19 |
1 |
2100 |
The pay is fine, but I’ll need a guarantee that it’s an eraser-free work environment. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2101 |
We told you from the very beginning, we work people to the bone here. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2102 |
I see you hanging onto the past and hearing that you feel incomplete |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2103 |
I_POSTER S__DRO_E |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2104 |
I'm afraid your chances are slim. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2105 |
I woke up like this... Flawless |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2106 |
I have the unique skill of making complex ideas seem simple! |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2107 |
So your current position is giving you a chronic sore neck and persistent sense of doom. Any guesses why? |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2108 |
So you're willing to work straight through the day without a lunch break? |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2109 |
Why are you giving me a blank stare? |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2110 |
You're being promoted from bathroom sign to exit sign model. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2111 |
So you're feeling a little one-dimensional? |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2112 |
I can see why you embellished your resume! |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2113 |
Well, I’m a work in progress. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2114 |
Look, I've read your first draft, and all the characters just feel a little one-dimensional. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2115 |
Tell me your name again--I think I've drawn a blank. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2116 |
Weren't you and your family on a back window sticker? |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2117 |
I see here that you beat the Hangman algorithm. Tell me more about that. |
1.2069 |
0.04976 |
116 |
99 |
10 |
7 |
2118 |
So…. Any side effects from the Ozempic? |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2119 |
I'll need help filling in the blanks |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
2120 |
Your calorie-restricted diet appears to be working. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2121 |
Your resume is kind of thin - could you flesh it out a bit? |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
2122 |
I’m not sure you have the guts to get it done. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2123 |
And with every letter…it was like a game to them! |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2124 |
My preferred pronouns? It and its |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2125 |
You’ll get the dog, and your wife will keep the child and the house with the squiggly line coming out of the chimney. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2126 |
Reveal something about yourself not on your resume. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2127 |
We will need to see a resume. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2128 |
I, too, was once like you |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2129 |
Where do you see yourself in five doodles? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2130 |
It's time for you to flesh out your resume. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2131 |
I’ve been having thoughts of hanging myself lately |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2132 |
I adore your novel but the characters need more fleshing out |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2133 |
Could you flesh your story out a bit. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2134 |
You free to hang after work? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2135 |
You looked more rounded in your resume' |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2136 |
Sorry,doctor,but I have gone blank. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2137 |
When did you first notice this feeling of emptiness? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2138 |
Yes, I've been on the intermittent fasting diet, why do you ask? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2139 |
HR will look into your clothes optional request. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2140 |
Nothing to hide? Why, I can see right through you. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2141 |
We’ll never leave you hanging here at Wordle. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2142 |
…because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it people like to draw me |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2143 |
Could you flesh that out for me |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2144 |
We would like you to flesh out your resume with a bit. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2145 |
Sorry to let you go, Hoffman, but we need to trim the fat around here. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2146 |
If you would fill out your form sir, we could continue the interview. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2147 |
Briefly, how well do you relate to nonstick figures? |
1.2059 |
0.04023 |
102 |
81 |
21 |
0 |
2148 |
I'm afraid we're looking for someone has the whole picture. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2149 |
Your Transparency to date has been appreciated |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2150 |
Why did I leave the last job? My boss really hung me out to dry. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2151 |
Any gender confusion? |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2152 |
You,of all people,should be able to stick with me here! |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2153 |
We're looking for someone to fill in right away |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2154 |
People always seem to underestimate my complexity. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2155 |
My greatest strength is not having any tells when I play poker. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2156 |
Well, you look like same as your picture. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2157 |
Frankly, your resume is a bit sketchy. What more can you tell me about yourself? |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2158 |
I didn't start the fire. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2159 |
I bet we can stick you in somewhere |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2160 |
While we appreciate your application, we're looking for someone a bit more fleshed out. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2161 |
What are your pronouns, please? |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
2162 |
I know you're hungry, but we'll be done soon. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2163 |
I was warned that you have a habit of sticking it to your employers. |
1.2054 |
0.04935 |
112 |
95 |
11 |
6 |
2164 |
Let’s see if we flesh out the gaps in your work history a bit, okay? |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2165 |
Sorry; we are looking for someone well-rounded.. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2166 |
'I stick to my job' |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
2167 |
We're looking for someone transparent to work here. |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
2168 |
'I'm sure someone can pencil you in.' |
1.2051 |
0.04785 |
117 |
99 |
12 |
6 |
2169 |
Now tell me again what exactly is your line of work? |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2170 |
Your answers seem a little one dimensional. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2171 |
I'm a big fan of your work at crime scenes. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2172 |
I see here you claim to be related to my desk lamp? |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2173 |
I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin, Mr. Jones. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2174 |
Did you say crosswalk or overpass? |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2175 |
Is the artist in? |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
2176 |
Have you lost weight? |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2177 |
We've determined that you are devoid of any individuality. Congratulations, you're hired. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2178 |
Concept's great. Flesh it out and get back to me. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2179 |
Your salary will be in sticks figures. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2180 |
How long did you work for the lazy cartoonist? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2181 |
Is Hangman your only experience in the gaming industry? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2182 |
Your sticktoittiveness is a model for all of ys. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2183 |
Are you from the skeleton crew? |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2184 |
These are all great ideas Bob, but you really need to flesh them out. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2185 |
I see that you are being extremely transparent. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2186 |
Look, I'm going to be honest. Pursuing likeness royalties from kindergarteners is going to be difficult. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2187 |
We support flexible work schedules, but we haven't seen your face in the office in weeks. |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2188 |
I see here that you are willing to waive health insurance benefits. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2189 |
The wildfires haven’t been easy for any of us. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2190 |
At this time, we’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2191 |
Your application is missing a lot of details, and now I see why. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2192 |
Sometimes I just feel like my whole life is a guessing game. |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2193 |
I need you to flesh out your resumé. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2194 |
There are a thousand others just like you who want this job. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2195 |
We're looking for someone with a bit more dimension. |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
2196 |
Have you asked them to try another word? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2197 |
I used to be Waldo. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2198 |
Your challenge is not your lack of transparency,rather your lack guts. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2199 |
We like to hire well-rounded people. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2200 |
Have you always been this wiry? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2201 |
You're much more complex than you appear. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2202 |
may be time to cut back on the Ozempic |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2203 |
Sorry. You're barely suited for the job. |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2204 |
I can tell you right now Mr. Smith, an X-Ray will not be necessary. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2205 |
I’d like to take some time to flesh out our agreement. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2206 |
So exactly what line of work were you in? |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2207 |
Let's see if we can't flesh out your resume a bit. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2208 |
So, tell me…when was the exact moment you started feeling empty inside? |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2209 |
I see AI has penciled you in |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2210 |
I wish I could help, but no one is hiring pipe cleaners anymore. |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2211 |
Do you dress differently on casual Fridays? |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2212 |
Your Co-workers think you are a stick in the mud. |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2213 |
I made it all the way through Hangman. Now what? |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2214 |
Well, I'll give you this -- you're not just another empty suit. |
1.2035 |
0.05053 |
113 |
97 |
9 |
7 |
2215 |
When did you first see your wife on your neighbor's windshield? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2216 |
I'm afraid you just don't have enough character. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
2217 |
I don’t doubt your stick-to-itiveness… |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
2218 |
I’s there an empty vacant room available? |
1.2033 |
0.04612 |
123 |
104 |
13 |
6 |
2219 |
Trust your gut,Ramón. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2220 |
I understand you have a complaint concerning our Weight Watchers products. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2221 |
So what is your shtick, I mean, specialty? |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2222 |
I'm sorry, you just don't have the right substance for the job. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2223 |
Got any other empty headed ideas? |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2224 |
We're looking for someone a little more 3-dimensional..." |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2225 |
Where do you see yourself in five strokes? |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2226 |
Tell me where you see yourself in five strokes? |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2227 |
And how did you feel when he guessed 'z' two times in a row? |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2228 |
And where do you see yourself in the next 10 seconds? |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2229 |
We're looking for a detail person. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2230 |
So why do you think you'd be a good match ? |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2231 |
I’m sorry, Mr. Smith, but the position of pipe cleaner no longer exists. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2232 |
Your resume appears a little thin. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2233 |
It would be helpful if we had more details about you |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2234 |
You’re gonna need thicker skin for this role. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2235 |
Your problem is you have absolutely no skin in the game. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2236 |
I think you're the perfect candidate for the face of A-I, congratulations ! |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2237 |
So...tell me why you are the most qualified to be our line producer |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2238 |
I don't have time to fill you in but it's a new sketch. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2239 |
I know you wish to remain anonymous but we still need a little more information for our records. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2240 |
Exactly where 'In the sticks' do you live? |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2241 |
Do you have experience clinging to the rear window of an SUV? |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2242 |
I believe in a bare bones approach. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2243 |
I'm here to outline my qualifications for this job. |
1.2020 |
0.05368 |
99 |
85 |
8 |
6 |
2244 |
Excellent. We just need someone to fill in. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2245 |
Sorry, but we find your CV is just a little too sketchy |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2246 |
I hope there is more to you than meets the eye. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2247 |
I think you misunderstood the memo stating that the office would be running on a skeleton staff for the summer. |
1.2020 |
0.05368 |
99 |
85 |
8 |
6 |
2248 |
Our last VP was an empty suit. We're going in a different direction this time. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2249 |
Your IMBD credits don’t list ‘The Saint’” |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2250 |
You seem one dimensional to me. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2251 |
Thanks for pencilling me in at such short notice |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2252 |
We typically keep our skeleton crew offline |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2253 |
I like your outline, Jones, but I think you need to flesh it out." |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2254 |
No secret, mainly just keto to be honest. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2255 |
Can you work under pressure? |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2256 |
I see that you can be whoever I want you to be. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2257 |
Yes, yes… very interesting. But we hired you for your simplicity. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2258 |
Oh, I see here you previously modeled for vogue |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2259 |
I'd love to help, but it's a pre-existing condition. |
1.2019 |
0.05359 |
104 |
90 |
7 |
7 |
2260 |
Help! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2261 |
Can you flesh out your resume a bit? |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2262 |
I need you to flesh out your background. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2263 |
ChapGpt...that is moi. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2264 |
Sir. You seem a bit sketchy to me for this position |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
2265 |
I found your resume to be a little sketchy on the details. |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
2266 |
We’re looking for someone more developed. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2267 |
I don't think you're going to get any more Ozempic |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2268 |
Just eat carbs, Mr. Keto. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2269 |
You forgot to put your face on today. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2270 |
I would like to meet single, attractive Labrador Retrievers. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2271 |
You're looking thin and drawn. I suggest you use some of your vacation time. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2272 |
Can you say more about your experience as a line worker? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2273 |
We appreciate your sticktoitness. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2274 |
Can you flesh out your background a little further? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2275 |
Congratulation's! I think you will feel right at home here at the “Stickman's Pencil Company”. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2276 |
Tell me,who is your dietitian? |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2277 |
What other hobbies do you enjoy besides word games? |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
2278 |
You are the perfect fit for our bare bones project. You’re hired! |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2279 |
Can you see me,too? |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2280 |
And were your parents very animated? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2281 |
That sounds sketchy. |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
2282 |
Have you thought about taking up poker? |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2283 |
You could be exactly what we are looking for. A two dimensional person with plenty of space between the ears. |
1.2000 |
0.05136 |
105 |
90 |
9 |
6 |
2284 |
Let’s get down to the bare bones |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2285 |
You need to fill out this form. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
2286 |
I feel like you're a little too transparent. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2287 |
I'm sorry that we can't offer you a position, but we like our employees to be more well rounded. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2288 |
Some find the patchouli oil a little overbearing. |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2289 |
You've lost so much weight that I almost didn't recognize you. |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
115 |
94 |
19 |
2 |
2290 |
I'm sorry, we have no openings for pipe cleaners at this time. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2291 |
I thought you were supposed to be the fill-in. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2292 |
I was hoping you could flesh out some of the details in your resume |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2293 |
We need to work on building your image |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2294 |
Your resumé, among other things, needs fleshing out. |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
2295 |
I don't know what to tell you. I really thought those protein shakes would do the trick. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2296 |
If we hire you, will you promise not to eliminate my job? |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2297 |
I don’t know doc, I feel like a shell of a man; I’ve barely got all of me drawn together most days. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2298 |
Some of your comments were out of line. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2299 |
We prefer shallow and hollow people in this company, since they are easier to replace. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2300 |
I don’t feel comfortable going to the company picnic—when I was twelve my father died in a freak s’mores accident. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
2301 |
But my face is still so ROUND!! |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
2302 |
Christ, what an asshole! |
1.1983 |
0.04777 |
116 |
99 |
11 |
6 |
2303 |
Yes, minimalism does have its place, Mr. Black, but not here at the Rococo Institute of Art." |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
2304 |
I think your diet is bit low in fat. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2305 |
You don't seem fully committed. |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
2306 |
I understand you a have question about the company dress code. |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
2307 |
The sticking point is that your resume is too thin |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2308 |
You'll be fine. Just stick with it. |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
2309 |
Is this about the all-gender restrooms again? |
1.1981 |
0.05090 |
106 |
91 |
9 |
6 |
2310 |
I admire your transparency. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2311 |
Your reports lack substance, Is that an issue with you |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2312 |
Mr. Stones will be with you shortly |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2313 |
Wire you here? |
1.1980 |
0.04226 |
101 |
82 |
18 |
1 |
2314 |
I think we need to flesh out your problem a little more. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2315 |
And what makes you figure that you can just stick around here? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2316 |
Staff tell me you are hard to read. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2317 |
Now, how much experience have you had playing hangman? |
1.1980 |
0.05269 |
101 |
87 |
8 |
6 |
2318 |
Your novel has possibilities,but you really need to flesh out the characters. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2319 |
Your background looks a bit sketchy. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2320 |
Of course, I’m non-binary. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2321 |
I can see you're a real stickler for details. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2322 |
Do you have any job experience as a coat hanger? |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2323 |
So,do you want to fill in the picture for me or do I have to call your parents? |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2324 |
First, you'll need to fill in some of the blanks. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2325 |
So, you were referred by AI? |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2326 |
Thank you for applying but we are looking for someone to be the face of the franchise. |
1.1979 |
0.05261 |
96 |
82 |
9 |
5 |
2327 |
We need to address the gaps in your work history. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2328 |
Hey, eyes are up here. |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2329 |
AI in training. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2330 |
Casual Fridays |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2331 |
The fact that you've constructed yourself entirely out of dried beef stick snacks from the gas station is MOST impressive. However, you are aware that you are applying for a position with PETA? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2332 |
There's also not much substance to your resume. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2333 |
Can you flesh it out for me |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2334 |
Hasn’t this process been drawn out enough? |
1.1978 |
0.04199 |
91 |
73 |
18 |
0 |
2335 |
You've lost a lot more than your self-esteem |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2336 |
And how long have you been on this new diet |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2337 |
We are looking for a multifunctional person with a certain stick-to-it tiveness. |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2338 |
Let me guess, you're here to stick it to the man. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2339 |
I just want to feel whole again |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2340 |
You can’t fool me — I can see right through you! |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2341 |
Your resume isn’t fleshed out enough |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2342 |
We are making the transition to a faceless staff so you are in luck |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2343 |
When, I asked you to draw upon from the memories of your inner child, I wasn't expecting this! |
1.1975 |
0.05937 |
81 |
70 |
6 |
5 |
2344 |
I see from your resume you have extensive experience in sign modeling. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2345 |
We're primarily interested in clothed candidates. |
1.1964 |
0.04718 |
112 |
95 |
12 |
5 |
2346 |
It’s a shame we can’t meet face-to-face. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2347 |
I'm afraid your resume is a bit sketchy. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2348 |
I'm sorry, that's an error. The salary is for *six*-figures. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2349 |
I’d have to say my ability to stick with the job until it’s done. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2350 |
You may use any restroom you choose. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2351 |
You’re great on paper but fairly underwhelming in person. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2352 |
Tell me, again, why it is you see yourself as a kindergartner. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2353 |
I think we should go over your form line by line. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2354 |
So tell me why you decided to leave you last job as "Senior VP of the Hangman Group" |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2355 |
It all started at a sketching class. I was the model. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2356 |
You should always consult a physician before starting a weight-loss program, and now you know why. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2357 |
We’ll need to see your genitals. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2358 |
We need you to fill in some details; your resume was rather sketchy. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2359 |
Your manuscript shows promise, but your characters need fleshing out. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2360 |
Yes, you're a scribble of your former self. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2361 |
I guess there's no point asking you to flesh out your CV for me. |
1.1961 |
0.05221 |
102 |
88 |
8 |
6 |
2362 |
I see, so you’d like to be referred to on the record as “Stick Person”, not “Hang Man” as previously recorded? |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2363 |
Well you certainly look great on paper,but your references are a bit thin |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2364 |
We like to hire linear thinkers. |
1.1959 |
0.05607 |
97 |
85 |
5 |
7 |
2365 |
I'm afraid that you are going to have to flesh out your resume. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2366 |
Yes, I did ask for a brief outline. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2367 |
You really need to beef up your answers! |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2368 |
Your resume appears to have some gaps. |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
2369 |
All your ideas seem so two dimensional |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2370 |
Let’s pencil you in for next week. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2371 |
Excuse me sir...are you really sure you want to work with a bunch of cartoonists? |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2372 |
please let there be an “R” …. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2373 |
I have basic skills |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
2374 |
Sorry, but we're looking for someone a bit more well rounded. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2375 |
Do you think you could flesh out your story for me? |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2376 |
Your name escapes me. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2377 |
You've lost weight. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2378 |
HR says you need to provide more details for your 'rest room signage' complaint. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2379 |
We're looking for someone who can fit in anywhere. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2380 |
Don’t worry — they usually guess the words pretty quickly. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2381 |
My resume? I'm everything, everywhere, all at once. |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2382 |
Please don't read between the lines. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2383 |
Besides your “stick-to-itiveness” and being a “stickler” for detail, what else qualifies you for this position? |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2384 |
I see from your resumé that you're from the sticks. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2385 |
Your self-effacing humor has gone too far. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
2386 |
You are the ideal candidate for our Back-to-Basics campaign. |
1.1954 |
0.05858 |
87 |
76 |
5 |
6 |
2387 |
It’s OK, many of our managers have artificial intelligence. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2388 |
Starting on Monday, I'll need you to wear clothes to work at least two days a week. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2389 |
We think you'd be a great fit here - at least on paper. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2390 |
I'm sorry, you're resumé just feels a little... two-dimensional. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2391 |
Details! I need more than a rough outline. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2392 |
So,tell me more details why you left xkcd. |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
2393 |
I’m sorry, but those are all the details we can give you right now. |
1.1947 |
0.04846 |
113 |
97 |
10 |
6 |
2394 |
So you've worked with nobody before? |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2395 |
I'm sorry, but losing at Hangman does not really qualify you for a job with Wordle. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2396 |
So you know AI inside and out! |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2397 |
Don't not look at me like that. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2398 |
People are so three dimensional today it’s sickening… |
1.1944 |
0.03826 |
108 |
87 |
21 |
0 |
2399 |
Your temp work experience is extensive, how do you fill all those gaps? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2400 |
Perhaps you could flesh that out. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2401 |
We can forgo the x-ray, but you'll still need to get bloodwork done. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2402 |
We wear casual business attire on Fridays. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2403 |
I’ve been feeling a bit flat lately, Doctor… |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2404 |
i'm feelin a lil sticky lately... |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2405 |
Where do your see yourself in 5 brush strokes? |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2406 |
This will be a rather quick and painless procedure. Can I assume that you will want us to use the extra thick Sharpie?” |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2407 |
And what gender do you identify with? |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2408 |
Is this the part when we talk about sticks and stones? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2409 |
What do you mean I look sketchy? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2410 |
Feel free to skip the meeting. I'll fill you in afterwards. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2411 |
I think you Ozempic dose needs a slight adjustment. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2412 |
Your portfolio is profound, but we're looking for something a little less iconic. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2413 |
You're so transparent! |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2414 |
Tell me more about your experience at WeightWatchers. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2415 |
I don't know what it is but this job doesn't make me feel whole anymore. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2416 |
It says here you're good at word games, Mr. Hangman. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2417 |
So you've been a stunt double in The Thin Man, The Invisible Man and Matchstick Men. Have you done any romcoms? |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2418 |
How many figures are we talking? |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2419 |
My greatest strength is having an open mind. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2420 |
I'm sorry, but the position is filled in. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2421 |
I get the feeling that you're just drawing out this meeting. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2422 |
If you accept this position, we will let you know how we need you to identify based on our equity requirements. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2423 |
Minimalist, eh? |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2424 |
'Someone of backbone'...I see: and how would your peers describe you? |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2425 |
Describe yourself in a broad outline. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2426 |
Your work experience looks a little thin. |
1.1935 |
0.04119 |
93 |
75 |
18 |
0 |
2427 |
Flesh it out for me, would you? |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2428 |
I think you should stick to it. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2429 |
What fillers would you recommend? |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2430 |
Could you flesh out your resume a bit more? |
1.1935 |
0.05353 |
93 |
80 |
8 |
5 |
2431 |
You’re just not a very well-rounded candidate. |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2432 |
I should be able to see you on Thursday |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2433 |
It’s great to finally put a face to a name. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2434 |
Sorry, we’re letting you go- we just feel like you’re not well rounded enough for the position. |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2435 |
Unfortunately, there’s currently a glut in the market for hangman roles, however, I can get you a cameo
appearance in the new production of “The Invisible Man” being shot this month at ‘Mer-A-Lago’. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2436 |
Well, HR is looking for a new manager. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2437 |
Secret portfolios. Slush funds. Insider trading. You will hang for this, O'Brien. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2438 |
Take this form to HR and fill in the blanks |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2439 |
We're looking for more of |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2440 |
I think we should cut down the Ozempic for now. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2441 |
Can you flesh out what you mean. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2442 |
Your perspective on this may be a bit one dimensional. |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2443 |
You are as thin as your resume |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
2444 |
Your resume says you're in stick sales. Tell me more about that. |
1.1930 |
0.04806 |
114 |
98 |
10 |
6 |
2445 |
Do you have preferred pronouns? |
1.1928 |
0.05803 |
83 |
72 |
6 |
5 |
2446 |
Where is you suit? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2447 |
I'm sorry, but the EEOC does permit us to discriminate on the basis of dimentionality. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2448 |
Stop lying. I can see right through you. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2449 |
I took your advice and connected the dots. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2450 |
I'm going to need you to start filling in some details |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2451 |
I was really hoping you could fully embody the position |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2452 |
Your resume also needs fleshing out. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
2453 |
And uh, how long have you been on bathroom doors? |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2454 |
So we meet yet again |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2455 |
Sorry, but we’re looking for a hologram. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2456 |
I am sorry, but this job does not require the ability to squeeze through very narrow openings |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2457 |
Welcome 009, we have been expecting you. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2458 |
You’ll need to lose at least 15 pounds before we’ll even think about considering you for the fall show. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2459 |
So you're looking to branch out from restrooms and car windows? |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2460 |
I'm curious. What made you want to be a preschool art teacher? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2461 |
I have seen a lot of drawings of you around town, Mr. Fiddlesticks. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2462 |
Other than a total lack of muscles, what would you say is your biggest weakness? |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2463 |
And what exactly do you propose we remove to make you a woman? |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2464 |
It's the pits when the only game people will play with you is hangman! |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2465 |
I see by your resume you were born in the sticks. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2466 |
I'm afraid you don't bring much substance to this company. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2467 |
My persisting nightmare had manifested itself; I was at work, naked. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
2468 |
The silence grew more awkward as Peggy from HR realized Edward was not going to say a word about the bathroom incident. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2469 |
I can see that you have nothing to hide. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2470 |
You don't have much on your resume. Or face. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2471 |
He’s on a call right now, but feel free to stick around. |
1.1919 |
0.03978 |
99 |
80 |
19 |
0 |
2472 |
Sorry, dear, but we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2473 |
Accounting has expressed concern that you may be depreciating. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2474 |
What is your past experience with make up art? |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
2475 |
I can see that you are an expert at hangman. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2476 |
I'm just feeling blank. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2477 |
So, you're unhappy because you don't feel seen at work? |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2478 |
Hey, we all started where you are now, figuratively speaking, but work hard, gain some perspective, and you'll really develop some character. Who knows, maybe you'll be the speaking character some day. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2479 |
If you stick with our company you’ll be able to really build yourself up. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2480 |
This is the most bare-bones resume I have ever received |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2481 |
Is your wife a good cook? |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2482 |
But, I've been a Strawman here for 25 years! |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
2483 |
Our weight loss drug needs a spokesperson. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2484 |
I'm sorry, we have no openings for warning sign models at the moment |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2485 |
Let me flesh things out for you. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2486 |
Oh...this explains why your resume was so thin |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2487 |
If you can make figures stick, you're hired" |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2488 |
Why, yes. I AM a live wire. |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2489 |
I have problems fitting in |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2490 |
This idea doesn't seem fully fleshed out. |
1.1910 |
0.05507 |
89 |
77 |
7 |
5 |
2491 |
Without the plea deal, you risk getting hanged. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2492 |
Who told you this was "bring your child to school day"? |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2493 |
Can you tell me how you intend to flesh out? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2494 |
I believe the term you're looking for is 'stick person'. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2495 |
Identity theft doesn't have to be a permanent condition. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2496 |
How long did you say you’ve been taking Ozempic? |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2497 |
I'm sorry, but we need someone with more depth in the position. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2498 |
We have something open with a wife, two kids and a dog on the back window of a Volvo. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2499 |
As a child, did you have difficulty expressing yourself? |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2500 |
Ahh yes, just how I drew it up |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2501 |
It was this or the burka. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2502 |
2000 light years is a long way to travel for an interview. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2503 |
No, we only offer Sick Leave, not Stick Leave |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2504 |
I take it back, it was a very accurate self portrait |
1.1910 |
0.05507 |
89 |
77 |
7 |
5 |
2505 |
Can you flesh out your prior work experience just a bit? |
1.1909 |
0.04745 |
110 |
94 |
11 |
5 |
2506 |
We love your CV. What are your pronouns? |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
2507 |
I hear you start out in a Life Drawing Class. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2508 |
Preexisting conditions are not covered. |
1.1905 |
0.04310 |
84 |
68 |
16 |
0 |
2509 |
Your CV is a little too thin |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2510 |
So your first job was on a British spy TV show with a guy named Roger but lost your halo after the show got canceled ? |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
2511 |
You’d be replacing our straw man who’s retiring. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2512 |
You should see me on Casual Friday." |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
2513 |
I'm afraid your desk has been emptied too. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
2514 |
I’m afraid the company is going in a more three-dimensional direction. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2515 |
For some reason, I'm not convinced I am getting the complete picture. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2516 |
I'm glad we could talk today; you've seemed a little wired lately. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2517 |
I see you were a model employee at your last job." |
1.1901 |
0.04440 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
2518 |
Tell me a little about yourself |
1.1900 |
0.05064 |
100 |
86 |
9 |
5 |
2519 |
Now you're being one-dimensional! |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2520 |
I literally put my life on the line |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2521 |
Good Afternoon,Mr. Smith. Please let me know what you can bring to the table as part of the new Weight Watchers team. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2522 |
So why do you think you'd be a good model for our beginners' drawing class? |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2523 |
I’m promoting you to branch manager. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2524 |
What makes you think you could be the face of our company? |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2525 |
Minimum wage? Minimum me. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2526 |
So, you can see through me too? |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2527 |
Let’s not draw this out. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2528 |
The office dress code is business professional which means men must wear suits. Is that a problem |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2529 |
The rough outline is great, but you need to fill in the details. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
2530 |
So this is what you look like when you're off camera? |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
2531 |
I don't have a stick up my ass. A stick is my ass! |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2532 |
How did the Warden react to your hunger strike? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2533 |
I think the editor might've uploaded the wrong file |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2534 |
Tell me again about your body of work |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2535 |
Sticktoittiveness, eh? Any other strengths? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2536 |
I wouldn't say that you're the shadow of your former self. |
1.1895 |
0.05247 |
95 |
82 |
8 |
5 |
2537 |
Can you fill in your background more for me, please? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2538 |
It just doesn't seem like your all here. |
1.1895 |
0.05247 |
95 |
82 |
8 |
5 |
2539 |
He’s running late but asked that you stick around |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2540 |
I'm sorry, we are looking for people who are multi-dimensional. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2541 |
Your body of work feels a little thin. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2542 |
I just feel like I’m being used as a straw man here |
1.1895 |
0.04042 |
95 |
77 |
18 |
0 |
2543 |
Yes, I currently work at XKCD but I’m ready to make a move to the New Yorker. |
1.1895 |
0.05247 |
95 |
82 |
8 |
5 |
2544 |
I know DEI managers are being refused by some, but I think I can represents the one identity that is finally hated by everyone. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2545 |
You should stick to paper, figuratively speaking. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2546 |
The only job I see here for you is in a game named Hangman.
That's fine, I like games. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2547 |
I’m sorry, we were hiring last week but then we had to draw the line. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2548 |
In my view, you just don't have enough meat on your bones. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2549 |
New client wearing you a little thin? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2550 |
Your resume looks interesting, but we just need to flesh it out a little. |
1.1889 |
0.04149 |
90 |
73 |
17 |
0 |
2551 |
Let me stick it to ya- our applicants definitely require a lot more substance |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2552 |
Fortunately, we reject all applicants who are well-rounded. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2553 |
Sorry,the name Twiggy is already taken |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2554 |
I feel like your résumé doesn't tell the full story. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2555 |
All I said was "drop a few pounds for the shoot"!!! |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
2556 |
Very impressive - it says here you did the job of everyman. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2557 |
I'm sorry, but I don't think you can grow into the position. |
1.1887 |
0.03818 |
106 |
86 |
20 |
0 |
2558 |
Is it me or are you spacing out? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2559 |
Your resume would benefit from some fleshing out. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2560 |
I'm sorry. What's My Line has been out of production for decades. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2561 |
Can you tell me about your previous crime scene positions? |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2562 |
... then Microsoft replaced you with a talking paper clip? |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2563 |
Why would you even think of jumping to Mattel? Etch A Sketch made you. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2564 |
Of course you look familiar. Your head is a mirror. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2565 |
I will pencil you in. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2566 |
Could you try to be more detail-oriented? |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2567 |
Your resumé seems rather sketchy, young lady. |
1.1882 |
0.04265 |
85 |
69 |
16 |
0 |
2568 |
We hired you to think outside the box. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2569 |
Thanks for coming AI. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2570 |
I never forget a face... |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2571 |
You can take this job and stick it! |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2572 |
We do ask for transparency in this office |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2573 |
It's good to finally meet you in the flesh. |
1.1880 |
0.03826 |
117 |
96 |
20 |
1 |
2574 |
We do believe in transparency here at Acme. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2575 |
I hear you're from the Sticks. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2576 |
You're over 60 I presume. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2577 |
I see that you're a bit of a stickler for details. |
1.1875 |
0.04005 |
96 |
78 |
18 |
0 |
2578 |
And what pronoun may we address you by? |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2579 |
So tell me why you are seeking a position at WeightWatchers? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2580 |
I'm going to stick with my first answer. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2581 |
You're coming across a bit flat, but I still think you'd fit in just about anywhere. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2582 |
O.K. So what makes you unique? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2583 |
Just a few more questions to fill in some details. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2584 |
The office is a little bit concerned about your lack of consistency. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2585 |
I’d like to flesh put your resume just a bit… |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2586 |
I think we can start introducing carbohydrates back into your daily diet. |
1.1875 |
0.05196 |
96 |
83 |
8 |
5 |
2587 |
Is that all you have to say????? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2588 |
Just stick to the point. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2589 |
Art, I’ve asked twice. Can we please stick to the figures? |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
2590 |
We're looking for more of a straw man |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2591 |
This explains it ... all the padding went into your resumé. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2592 |
If I were to work from home, you wouldn't even notice that I wasn't here... |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
2593 |
Do you ever think that people see right though you ? |
1.1868 |
0.04108 |
91 |
74 |
17 |
0 |
2594 |
I'd say my best trait is stick-to-itiveness |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2595 |
I can easily flesh out my resume for you. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2596 |
Wardrobe will be right with you |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2597 |
Your transparency is wearing thin. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2598 |
I can assure you, sir, that those kids will face consequences for their “game” |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2599 |
What's your experience in downsizing?" |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2600 |
I'm afriad your resume is a little thin too. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2601 |
We don't feel you have the depth to fill this position. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2602 |
Don't ever mention you're a chatbot, just say to the caller "Why no, are you?" |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2603 |
We both know you’re out of your depths here. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2604 |
Your boss’s name will be Fred Lynch. Would you be comfortable with that? |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2605 |
Sticking to the figures is my greatest strength ...AND weakness! |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2606 |
I understand you have sticky fingers. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
2607 |
I was thinking we should be on a line by line basis rather than chain of command. |
1.1863 |
0.05348 |
102 |
90 |
5 |
7 |
2608 |
If you want my help you will need to flesh out more of your story. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2609 |
Why do you think people accuse you of having no depth? |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2610 |
I like you, Hal. You show some back bone. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2611 |
On a good note it appears you're a stickler for details...... |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2612 |
I'm just looking or a fuller life |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2613 |
Yes, I do believe you are "the Saint”,but no, I don’t believe I should be your Miss Moneypenny. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2614 |
I'm sorry, but we're looking for people with more substance. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2615 |
This is a rather bare-bones resume. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2616 |
Sometimes I feel like you can see straight through me |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2617 |
If you could just flesh out your resume for me... |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2618 |
I think you misunderstood our ad for a stickler for regular attendance. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2619 |
Management feel that you've taken this gender-neutrality thing a bit too far. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2620 |
I understand you've been very flexible in many positions. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2621 |
Have you tried looking deeper inside of yourself? |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2622 |
Are you sure you want a tummy tuck? |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2623 |
My contract as a stock image icon for PowerPoint wasn’t renewed. Their loss is your gain |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
2624 |
Let's see if we can flesh out your resume. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2625 |
I see you haven't filled out your form. |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
2626 |
So you feel you lack fulfillment. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2627 |
You’ve been working from home too long. |
1.1856 |
0.03968 |
97 |
79 |
18 |
0 |
2628 |
You're hired as our lobby mobile and can start tomorrow. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2629 |
I guess we ran out of ideas. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2630 |
I actually see my sketchy background as an asset. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2631 |
And you feel like you’re just one mistake away from the gallows? |
1.1852 |
0.04948 |
108 |
94 |
8 |
6 |
2632 |
Do you ever feel that people are looking right through you? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2633 |
Your performance has been a bit flat lately Mr. Sticky |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2634 |
I expected a bigger dick. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2635 |
Does your opposable thumb give you an advantage over other minimalists? |
1.1852 |
0.04948 |
108 |
94 |
8 |
6 |
2636 |
I feel like you're looking right through me. |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
2637 |
As your performance coach, I can only say "stick with it". |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2638 |
Yes, but can you draw? |
1.1852 |
0.03979 |
108 |
89 |
18 |
1 |
2639 |
Could you flesh out your resume? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2640 |
What can I say? I'm a shell of my former self. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2641 |
Try positive affirmations. Tell yourself you're living the dream of a rear window decal family. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2642 |
Do you identify as 2D or 3D? |
1.1852 |
0.04770 |
108 |
93 |
10 |
5 |
2643 |
It’s apparent you have a lot of stick-to-it tive-ness. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2644 |
Well at this adoption agency, we don't accept applications from transparents. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2645 |
I noticed you expensed a case of thin mints. |
1.1848 |
0.04069 |
92 |
75 |
17 |
0 |
2646 |
I’m tired of always being left hanging…
I q u i t !
- - - - - ! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2647 |
It says here that you were formally on a men's room sign at a nightclub, so you are good at giving directions. How will that transfer to being a successful investment counselor in your mind? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2648 |
Check out my social media posts if you want to see more. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2649 |
I just pulled up your resume. I gotta tell you-- it's rather thin. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2650 |
So, what makes you think you’re working yourself to the bone? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2651 |
Your modeling career is indeed impressive but I am afraid we are looking for someone more photogenic. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2652 |
I find people appreciate me being transparent. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2653 |
When can you begin? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2654 |
You aren't in our database |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2655 |
Why are you hanging around the office? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2656 |
This job requires someone who can stick to the figures and make the budget work. Do you feel up to the task? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2657 |
" In this position you'll be the face of the company." |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2658 |
We're looking for someone more well-rounded. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2659 |
Your resume is a bit thin. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
2660 |
That's only allowed on dress-down Fridays. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2661 |
Unfortunately he is running late but would like you to stick around. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2662 |
I'm sorry but I'm having trouble putting a face to a name. |
1.1845 |
0.04926 |
103 |
89 |
9 |
5 |
2663 |
One more letter, and I'm a goner. |
1.1845 |
0.04926 |
103 |
89 |
9 |
5 |
2664 |
I like your stick-to-itiveness. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2665 |
I'm sorry, we were looking for attention to detail |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2666 |
We were looking for more than an outline application” |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
2667 |
Sorry, I’m a little hangmanned over this morning |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
2668 |
Is English your first language?” |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2669 |
I can't possibly feel more empty than I do these days. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2670 |
This all looks a bit sketchy. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2671 |
Sticks and stones,lady. Sticks and stones. |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
2672 |
I'm sorry but I think we're looking for a candidate a bit more well rounded. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
2673 |
I can see you haven't filled out your form yet. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
2674 |
I can see why your resume is so thin. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2675 |
Tell me more about this new super diet you invented. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
2676 |
While I realize Today everyone is Entitled to his/her . .or whatever . ..Own Schtick . . |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2677 |
I just feel so generic sometimes. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2678 |
Who said I was 2 dimensional |
1.1839 |
0.04178 |
87 |
71 |
16 |
0 |
2679 |
Working yourself to the bone does not qualify you for worker's compensation. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2680 |
Which word were you hung up on? |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2681 |
Do you believe that working from home has reduced your visibility to firm management? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2682 |
We don't see much demand for minus-sized models. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2683 |
We’re looking for someone with more substance. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2684 |
I'm here to stick it to you. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2685 |
I believe in full transparency. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2686 |
It’s a new position, Calvin – – a blank slate. For some reason, we all thought of you. |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2687 |
First, I'm going to need you to fill in more details about yourself. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2688 |
Where are your pants? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2689 |
Just stick to the facts, sir. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2690 |
I've really become a shell of a person in this job. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2691 |
How do you see yourself in five years if any |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2692 |
I put all the padding in my resumé. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2693 |
Your 3D printing experience jumps off the page more than I expected. |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2694 |
He'll see you now. Or will he? |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2695 |
Now, if you stick with us long enough...oh, sorry! |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2696 |
Your testimony indicates that you feel "framed"? |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2697 |
It's clear to me that you have anorexia nervosa. |
1.1837 |
0.03932 |
98 |
80 |
18 |
0 |
2698 |
While you have good experience, we feel you lack substance. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2699 |
You crossed the line. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2700 |
it was to be filled in before the interview. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2701 |
Have you considered trying gender-neutral bathrooms. |
1.1835 |
0.04729 |
109 |
94 |
10 |
5 |
2702 |
I suggest you flesh out your resumé. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
2703 |
Maybe you could flesh out your background a bit for me . . . |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
2704 |
I've got some good news for you. It looks like they've approved the prisoner swap. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2705 |
What makes you so sure you can stick to it? |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2706 |
When I said "bare outline" I was referring to your resume. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2707 |
Can we flesh out some of the items on your resume?" |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2708 |
You think you’re being spread too thin. Please expand on that |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2709 |
So evaluating your case at a glance, I think we can get "The New Yorker" cartoonist Mick Stevens with charges of aggravated mayhem, battery, and gross negligence for intentionally leaving you unfinished and completely faceless. |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2710 |
We encourage staff to bring their whole selves to work. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2711 |
Your resume is solid, John. But you lack the depth we need for this position |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2712 |
Is that a Jewish name? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2713 |
Perhaps you could fill in a bit more than your CV tells me? |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2714 |
Your co-workers say they find you hard to read. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2715 |
I’m a little concerned about your recent weight loss. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2716 |
So you live in the sticks? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2717 |
I regret to inform you, your likeness is in the public domain. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2718 |
That's why you're in therapy--so you can go back to being a stick figure, not a stuck figure. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2719 |
It says here on your application that the word was haphazard |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2720 |
Are you down to hang later? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2721 |
I recommend you change your diet" |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2722 |
According to your resume you’ve spent the last decade as a “stick-up man”. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2723 |
Are you ok? You look a little drawn. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2724 |
A resume with your full name 'AI' really stands out ! |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2725 |
The faculty have heard your concerns and we’ve agreed to remove Hangman from the children’s curriculum. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2726 |
HR: “So let me get this straight, your manager told you to ‘go back to the drawing board’?” |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2727 |
How do I pronounce this name, x-k-c-d? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2728 |
No, I said the best candidates would understand STOCK figures. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2729 |
Do I need to fill in your resume in addition to everything else? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2730 |
My LinkedIn AI is still loading |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |