Contest #863


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Number of captions 7573
Number of responses 961488
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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 First, let me fill you in. 1.8244 0.01942 1640 676 576 388
1 Your lack of a mind, body, and soul is exactly what this corporation is looking for 1.7980 0.01919 1906 900 491 515
2 Unfortunately, we're looking for someone of more substance 1.7912 0.01847 1743 738 631 374
3 Allow me to fill you in. 1.7785 0.01719 2081 921 700 460
4 We now recognize that Hangman was an insensitive choice for the team building exercise. 1.7742 0.01896 1820 847 537 436
5 'Coworkers have been complaining about your constant lack of detail.' 1.7698 0.01803 1842 812 642 388
6 ''So tell me, what drew you here?'' 1.7521 0.01577 2553 1205 776 572
7 Welcome on board! If you go down to the art department, they will fill you in. 1.7449 0.01552 2646 1266 789 591
8 And what drew you here today? 1.7444 0.01291 3842 1846 1132 864
9 Well, you look good on paper. 1.7319 0.01448 2894 1370 930 594
10 Yours is the worst case of identity theft we've seen. 1.7271 0.01461 3166 1620 790 756
11 No, I can’t just ‘pencil you in’. 1.7271 0.01561 2528 1217 784 527
12 Of course, you're Mr. Jones! I recognized you from your son's drawings. 1.7184 0.01433 3175 1608 853 714
13 We're sending you back to the drawing board. 1.7161 0.01447 2786 1320 937 529
14 Sorry sir, but the job announcement was for “six figures,” not “stick figures.” 1.7083 0.01866 1779 886 526 367
15 I've been asked to fill you in. 1.7073 0.01274 3704 1813 1162 729
16 We'll fill you in when the position becomes available. 1.7047 0.01503 2584 1248 851 485
17 The cartoonist will see you now. 1.7041 0.01855 1717 836 553 328
18 My greatest strength . . . transparency. 1.6983 0.01832 1800 897 549 354
19 We do have a position available on our restroom door. 1.6948 0.01580 2510 1286 704 520
20 We value transparency, Mr. Smith, but we’re looking for a little bit more 1.6920 0.03333 474 220 180 74
21 I’m sorry for the confusion — The listing should have said “A SIX figure job”. 1.6846 0.01533 2720 1433 712 575
22 They didn't say you were uncultured. They said you lack depth. 1.6831 0.03545 445 217 152 76
23 I heard you were hiring for the 'Walk/Don't Walk' position. 1.6778 0.01849 1735 884 526 325
24 It's not "my friend", it's a desk lamp. 1.6768 0.01206 4836 2735 929 1172
25 Grab a sharpie - we're making you permanent. 1.6725 0.01477 2666 1354 831 481
26 You seemed better on paper 1.6694 0.01707 1987 1012 620 355
27 Yes sir, as ridiculous as it may seem, it is our Banks position that you are indeed overdrawn. 1.6677 0.02529 942 492 271 179
28 Transparency is very important to this company. 1.6629 0.01698 1961 996 630 335
29 I'm sorry, but our ad says 'six-figure' salary, not 'stick-figure' salary. 1.6537 0.01928 1568 822 467 279
30 And your pronouns are? 1.6473 0.01423 3034 1655 794 585
31 Where do you barely see yourself in ten years? 1.6456 0.01442 3028 1680 741 607
32 Unfortunately, you failed the facial recognition test. 1.6418 0.01719 1940 1028 579 333
33 My biggest weakness? I’m bad with faces. 1.6383 0.01769 1753 912 563 278
34 You're resume is very sketchy. 1.6301 0.01813 1622 843 536 243
35 So you’re saying your feelings of self-worth diminished when everyone began to play wordle instead of playing hangman? 1.6248 0.02856 701 381 202 118
36 You forgot to fill out your form completely. 1.6219 0.02190 1185 645 343 197
37 Dr. Emoji will see you now. 1.6210 0.01785 1802 988 509 305
38 It says here you served as a rudimentary example. 1.6171 0.01560 2220 1187 696 337
39 I'm taking you off this diet. 1.6001 0.01821 1673 932 478 263
40 A time I overcame adversity? Well, I survived the gallows. 1.5978 0.01870 1651 942 431 278
41 Resigning? We were hoping you’d stick around. 1.5928 0.01826 1557 850 491 216
42 It looks like you may need to flesh out your resume a little 1.5904 0.02121 1167 643 359 165
43 Artists on strike, go figure 1.5899 0.01917 1463 816 431 216
44 Your body of work lacks depth 1.5897 0.02154 1104 602 353 149
45 People say I'm very sketchy. 1.5872 0.01855 1490 816 473 201
46 I assume the rest of you will be working from home 1.5859 0.01915 1461 819 428 214
47 Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape. 1.5820 0.01534 2718 1674 506 538
48 The bathroom sign position is filled.” 1.5658 0.01831 1937 1232 314 391
49 Good News! The doctor says they got it all. 1.5649 0.01802 1935 1212 353 370
50 Of course we value non-linear thinking. 1.5620 0.02035 1210 684 372 154
51 So this is quiet quitting. 1.5501 0.02053 1576 1037 211 328
52 ... and your pronouns? 1.5500 0.01990 1380 827 347 206
53 Are you applying for the “walk” or “don’t walk” position? 1.5497 0.02007 1470 915 302 253
54 Well, I do admire your transparency. 1.5463 0.01997 1393 846 333 214
55 Wanna hang after work? 1.5360 0.02239 1041 625 274 142
56 When you said you were a “work in progress,” I thought you meant metaphorically. 1.5358 0.02001 1284 766 348 170
57 I'm sorry. I had you penciled in for next week. 1.5336 0.02201 1042 619 290 133
58 I'll pencil you in for Tuesday. 1.5324 0.02037 1249 752 329 168
59 I understand you have a complaint concerning our Weight Watchers products. 1.5282 0.03987 337 207 82 48
60 What do you feel qualifies you to work for Weight Watchers Inc? 1.5265 0.02322 1001 619 237 145
61 Of course I remember you! 1.5256 0.02646 742 452 190 100
62 I like the idea but we really need to flesh it out. 1.5245 0.03534 387 229 113 45
63 What is your best feature? 1.5235 0.02593 722 429 208 85
64 Hangman is just a job, I’ looking for a career 1.5218 0.02287 1033 644 239 150
65 Your resume was impressive, but we feel you lack dimension. 1.5209 0.02231 1077 670 253 154
66 I’ll fill you in later. 1.5202 0.02246 1063 662 249 152
67 Don't even think of lying to me. I can see right through you. 1.5197 0.02217 1043 638 268 137
68 Remind me of your pronouns? 1.5185 0.02385 893 545 233 115
69 I understand you do a wicked imitation of a coat rack. 1.5149 0.02436 973 631 183 159
70 We agreed you'd wear pants, Frank. 1.5138 0.02294 975 602 245 128
71 I realize my resume is a bit thin. But it is me. 1.5135 0.02455 775 461 230 84
72 Who better to be the new face of our shell company?” 1.5125 0.02626 919 624 119 176
73 The problem is that your resume is a little sketchy. 1.5112 0.02299 896 538 258 100
74 We’ll fill you in as the weeks go by. 1.5103 0.02446 874 547 208 119
75 We are looking for someone who is a little more well-rounded 1.5096 0.02291 934 570 252 112
76 I can see right through you, Kevin. 1.5096 0.02456 889 563 199 127
77 Can I be totally transparent with you? 1.5094 0.02280 954 585 252 117
78 The Doctor will try to see you now. 1.5042 0.02470 827 515 207 105
79 For God's sake, Laura. Put on a triangle. 1.5033 0.02636 759 482 172 105
80 It's time you were filled in. 1.5025 0.02399 812 492 232 88
81 I’ve dedicated DECADES of my life indicating Male bathrooms for this company, and you’re just going to let me go!? My wife works here too! 1.5018 0.02525 831 530 185 116
82 So...it says here that you were previously employed by the game "Hangman"? 1.4988 0.02580 820 532 167 121
83 I understand you’re a minimalist? 1.4987 0.02519 760 469 203 88
84 I can pencil you in on Thursday. 1.4960 0.02557 742 461 194 87
85 You have the face for it, but can you actually play poker? 1.4954 0.02504 769 477 203 89
86 The kids will stay with your ex-wife on the minivan's rear window, but we've arranged to have it parked near your crosswalk signal on weekends and holidays. 1.4933 0.02640 750 482 166 102
87 Unfortunately, we're looking for someone who can be the face of the company. 1.4928 0.02557 761 480 187 94
88 'Light on your feet.' "Can you tell me more?" 1.4926 0.02632 680 420 185 75
89 I hardly ever see such bare bones resumes. 1.4926 0.02613 672 411 191 70
90 Your human suit will be out in just a moment, Mr. Ramaswamy. 1.4919 0.02826 679 444 136 99
91 I identify as a stick. 1.4918 0.02747 669 425 159 85
92 I can pencil you in tomorrow. 1.4913 0.02680 686 432 171 83
93 Resume? I don't need a resume; I'm a damn ICON! 1.4911 0.03132 503 317 125 61
94 Sure, you're no Wordle but Hangman is a classic. 1.4904 0.02448 726 437 222 67
95 I’m afraid we are looking for someone more well rounded 1.4899 0.02557 739 463 190 86
96 I can see you’re not really a details man 1.4886 0.02743 657 416 161 80
97 Did you always want to be a clip art model? 1.4857 0.02680 628 386 179 63
98 We'll fill you in after we decide whether to hire you. 1.4853 0.02768 680 442 146 92
99 Yes, I'm looking for a position that is both fulfilling and challenging, but mostly fulfilling 1.4850 0.02681 666 419 171 76
100 I’m sorry, sir. We’re looking for candidates who are less one dimensional. 1.4850 0.02647 666 415 179 72
101 Walk or don’t walk. It’s up to you. 1.4847 0.02658 685 433 172 80
102 Sorry, but we’re looking for someone who has skin in the game. 1.4844 0.02764 706 466 138 102
103 Sorry sir, I don’t think you have the balls for this job. 1.4843 0.03022 702 499 66 137
104 Let me pull up your account here - Ah yes, your wife is over-drawn. 1.4829 0.02780 671 437 144 90
105 How many more guesses do I have? 1.4817 0.02700 654 413 167 74
106 Yes, we've received your outline. 1.4815 0.02736 648 412 160 76
107 Well, you look great on paper. 1.4808 0.02749 624 393 162 69
108 Your account says you've never been overdrawn. 1.4783 0.02870 646 428 127 91
109 When did your symptoms first disappear? 1.4761 0.02834 607 390 145 72
110 Your details are a little sketchy. 1.4748 0.02787 615 393 152 70
111 How do you figure? 1.4731 0.02707 594 368 171 55
112 Ozempic is not for everyone. 1.4722 0.02853 576 367 146 63
113 Another English major, right? 1.4707 0.02947 614 412 115 87
114 Can you provide more depth? 1.4698 0.02848 547 343 151 53
115 Your work in Do Not Walk was amazing! 1.4681 0.03119 549 370 101 78
116 I can’t help but notice your past is sketchy. 1.4680 0.02879 594 388 134 72
117 I feel that I don't have a complete picture of you. 1.4673 0.02951 550 356 131 63
118 I can see now why your resume wasn't fleshed out. 1.4669 0.02715 619 394 161 64
119 I have my doubts that you can fill the position. 1.4645 0.02863 564 362 142 60
120 Yes, we do have a dress code. Why do you ask? 1.4641 0.02954 571 377 123 71
121 You didn’t do well in art, did you 1.4628 0.02905 538 344 139 55
122 What brings you here today; Walk or Don't Walk? 1.4625 0.03029 547 363 115 69
123 Actually, the ad reads “online“ expert, not outline. 1.4618 0.03116 537 362 102 73
124 I’m so glad we were able to pencil you in. 1.4618 0.02950 550 359 128 63
125 So would you say Ozempic is working? 1.4613 0.02952 555 364 126 65
126 In five lines or less, how would you describe yourself? 1.4608 0.03191 523 356 93 74
127 And have you modeled for children's art classes before? 1.4608 0.03157 510 341 103 66
128 Sorry, but your resume is kind of thin 1.4602 0.02864 578 377 136 65
129 I actually prefer the term ‘stick person’ 1.4591 0.03066 538 360 109 69
130 Sometimes a desk lamp is just a desk lamp. 1.4589 0.03320 499 345 79 75
131 We have a 'Walk, Don't Walk Sign' position open. 1.4571 0.03136 501 333 107 61
132 Would you be interested in something along those lines? 1.4567 0.03076 497 325 117 55
133 So, you're waiving the coverage for medical, dental, AND vision? 1.4565 0.03171 517 351 96 70
134 I’m afraid our bank will not be able to approve the loan for your campaign Mr. DeSantis. 1.4563 0.03369 458 311 85 62
135 Not another empty suit.” 1.4557 0.03418 485 341 67 77
136 I’ll pencil you in next week 1.4544 0.02952 504 323 133 48
137 I'm just not sure that "being hanged" is a skill we're looking for at the moment. 1.4540 0.03114 500 332 109 59
138 So we finally meet. The man who keeps showing up in my daughters drawings. 1.4538 0.03176 487 325 103 59
139 If you have a few minutes, I can fill you in. 1.4523 0.03186 482 322 102 58
140 You look a little sketchy. 1.4522 0.03143 471 309 111 51
141 Will you be able to see yourself in five years? 1.4520 0.03224 469 313 100 56
142 I f you could fill me in a little ......... 1.4509 0.03160 519 355 94 70
143 Where do you see yourself in five letters? 1.4507 0.03085 477 311 117 49
144 We're looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. 1.4503 0.03080 493 325 114 54
145 What's the timeline for your decision? I don't want to be left hanging. 1.4500 0.03182 480 321 102 57
146 You seem to be well suited for being on the Restroom door. 1.4497 0.03088 467 303 118 46
147 Well, your resume' is a little thin. 1.4496 0.03089 476 311 116 49
148 I've got to be honest with you, you look a lot better on paper. 1.4494 0.03338 445 300 90 55
149 Can you flesh out where you see yourself in five years? 1.4494 0.02981 474 302 131 41
150 Getting ahead here takes a lot of guts. 1.4492 0.03477 472 336 60 76
151 15 years in the bathroom sign industry is impressive, but crosswalk work is a whole different ball game." 1.4486 0.03387 457 315 79 63
152 I just feel like people look right through me. 1.4484 0.03108 475 312 113 50
153 The office dress code is business professional which means men must wear suits. Is that a problem 1.4481 0.03583 337 217 89 31
154 Yes. The company dress code does apply to you. 1.4480 0.02887 471 294 143 34
155 On paper you look great but in person you lack substance. 1.4479 0.03181 480 322 101 57
156 Can I get you some water? Your cartoonist should be available in a few minutes. 1.4477 0.03143 440 284 115 41
157 Your account is overdrawn, which is ironic, because you're underdrawn. 1.4470 0.03136 472 312 109 51
158 I can’t find you on Facebook 1.4466 0.03005 524 349 116 59
159 We have several positions we could put you in” 1.4465 0.03056 495 327 115 53
160 I understand your concern, but the doctor just doesn't think an MRI is necessary. 1.4461 0.03291 464 316 89 59
161 Do you think you could be the face of this company? 1.4458 0.03139 480 320 106 54
162 Your coworkers describe you as 'sketchy.' 1.4454 0.03265 458 309 94 55
163 Did Carol pencil you in for today? 1.4447 0.03059 479 314 117 48
164 Let's talk figures. 1.4444 0.03401 423 286 86 51
165 To be honest, your resume is a little one-dimensional. 1.4442 0.02926 493 317 133 43
166 We found your biological father: he is a five year old boy with a lead pencil. 1.4417 0.03253 489 339 84 66
167 And your preferred pronoun? 1.4416 0.03271 428 284 99 45
168 We were looking for someone of more substance. 1.4410 0.03159 458 304 106 48
169 But the men’s room door is a very important position! 1.4406 0.03553 404 279 72 53
170 Can you talk more about your position with Hangman 1.4394 0.03270 462 316 89 57
171 There’s just something kinda sketchy about you. 1.4393 0.03380 412 277 89 46
172 I didn't picture you like this at all, but my 4-year-old did. 1.4386 0.03237 440 294 99 47
173 I'd like to see more of you tomorrow. 1.4376 0.03303 425 285 94 46
174 Exactly how long have you been taking Ozempic? 1.4376 0.03386 425 290 84 51
175 Oh, we’ll fill you in once you start the job. 1.4370 0.03511 405 279 75 51
176 Well Bill, the goal of therapy IS to become a fully fleshed out person. 1.4365 0.03141 449 297 108 44
177 I have to draw the line with you - no health benefits until you fill out your form. 1.4362 0.03156 470 317 101 52
178 So you pronouns are 'it' and 'that'? 1.4361 0.03388 438 303 79 56
179 Let’s cut back on the Ozempic. 1.4357 0.03313 443 303 87 53
180 To be frank, you have no depth 1.4354 0.03360 418 283 88 47
181 No problem. We can fill you in later. 1.4353 0.03224 448 302 97 49
182 Sorry, we're not looking for a line manager right now. 1.4334 0.03491 413 287 73 53
183 So you want to sue the entire world for unauthorized use of your likeness? 1.4334 0.03406 413 282 83 48
184 My parents were a minimalists. 1.4334 0.03283 413 275 97 41
185 Without a doubt, this is the worst case of identity theft that I've ever seen. 1.4332 0.03487 434 307 66 61
186 You looked better on paper 1.4325 0.03379 400 269 89 42
187 I like your transparency. 1.4316 0.03495 373 251 83 39
188 Let me fill you in. 1.4315 0.03461 387 262 83 42
189 Well I worked at a gallows for several years, then most recently at a public restroom until I was made redundant 1.4314 0.03104 459 306 108 45
190 Yes, I’d be happy to fill you in. 1.4303 0.03361 423 290 84 49
191 Let me tell you about our dress code, first. 1.4289 0.03305 415 280 92 43
192 Now, other than the Ozempic,are you taking any current medications? 1.4282 0.03399 411 282 82 47
193 I am sorry to say that I can see right through you. 1.4282 0.03534 355 238 82 35
194 Yes, we can skip the strip search. 1.4268 0.03475 396 273 77 46
195 Doc, I feel so drawn lately. 1.4265 0.03216 408 270 102 36
196 Hmm, you looked much better on paper 1.4261 0.03344 399 269 90 40
197 Are you prepared for the high degree of transparency this position demands???? 1.4251 0.03219 414 276 100 38
198 I think you need to go back to the drawing board. 1.4248 0.03471 379 258 81 40
199 Can I pencil you in for next week? 1.4245 0.03477 384 263 79 42
200 It’s a good outline, but we were looking for more detail. 1.4234 0.03458 359 240 86 33
201 I think your problem is you lack substance. 1.4228 0.03497 369 251 80 38
202 Why the blank face? 1.4225 0.03781 329 227 65 37
203 "We run a very lean operation here so you'll fit right in. 1.4225 0.03271 374 245 100 29
204 They won’t stop playing hangman. 1.4224 0.03381 419 291 79 49
205 I'm sorry, the ad said the job is for six figures 1.4222 0.03384 424 296 77 51
206 So that's actually your family on those minivan back windows? 1.4215 0.03528 382 265 73 44
207 OK, you've got the outline of the job. The art department will fill you in. 1.4209 0.03510 373 256 77 40
208 When we asked for transparency, this isn’t what we meant. 1.4204 0.03323 402 273 89 40
209 I love your work on the crosswalk sign. 1.4193 0.03610 353 243 72 38
210 Well, maybe I don't want to guess a letter. 1.4190 0.03595 358 247 72 39
211 Remarkable results! What's the secret? Paleo? Keto? 1.4188 0.03273 394 264 95 35
212 Let's take a moment to flesh out your resume. 1.4183 0.03529 361 247 77 37
213 And for how long have you had this empty feeling? 1.4181 0.03690 354 248 64 42
214 True we have no dress code, but you understand we have to draw a line. 1.4178 0.03480 383 265 76 42
215 How were you drawn to this company? 1.4173 0.03515 369 254 76 39
216 I give up. What pronoun do you prefer? 1.4171 0.03612 386 275 61 50
217 Would you mind fleshing that out for me? 1.4169 0.03481 355 240 82 33
218 So what makes you different from the other candidates? 1.4167 0.03624 348 240 71 37
219 It's my job to fill you in. 1.4160 0.03293 387 260 93 34
220 You say you once worked as an artist's model? 1.4151 0.03541 371 258 72 41
221 I think we’re looking for a candidate with a little more dimension. 1.4134 0.03292 387 261 92 34
222 Didn't I see you and your family on the back of a Grande Cherokee? 1.4134 0.03848 329 233 56 40
223 Your resume is also a little thin. 1.4130 0.03371 339 223 92 24
224 Have you done any 'caution: wet floor' work before?" 1.4127 0.03797 332 234 59 39
225 I see on your resume that you have experience as a lineman 1.4116 0.03574 345 237 74 34
226 Your resume suggests there's more to you than meets the eye 1.4116 0.03597 345 238 72 35
227 How long have you been feeling insignificant? 1.4116 0.03553 328 221 79 28
228 I do not require a pronoun and don't need bathroom breaks. 1.4113 0.03634 355 249 66 40
229 This is not what I meant when I asked to see an outline. 1.4109 0.03829 331 235 56 40
230 The posting was for a stickler for figures, not a stick figure. 1.4107 0.03786 336 238 58 40
231 We’re actually looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.4101 0.03515 356 245 76 35
232 Your resume is impressive but I was hoping to put a face to the name. 1.4100 0.03545 361 251 72 38
233 Tell me more about your experience playing Hangman. 1.4100 0.03390 361 244 86 31
234 Our job ad said six figures not stick figures! 1.4095 0.03776 337 239 58 40
235 I'm sorry. We're only hiring for the skeleton staff. 1.4084 0.03421 382 265 78 39
236 I'll need more to work with than just a simple outline. 1.4082 0.03633 343 239 68 36
237 I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you an incomplete. 1.4076 0.03772 314 218 64 32
238 It’s not what you said, it was your body language 1.4073 0.03646 329 227 70 32
239 I'm sorry, but I can only approve business loans to people of substance. 1.4072 0.03556 334 228 76 30
240 They asked me to fill you in 1.4067 0.03491 359 248 76 35
241 I see here your chosen pronouns are / and \ . 1.4060 0.04032 298 213 49 36
242 I’m afraid our focus group found the pilot episode for Sticks & the City fairly one dimensional… 1.4060 0.03647 335 233 68 34
243 Let me put this into terms you can understand ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ 1.4059 0.03974 340 252 38 50
244 I come from a long line of clothes hangers. 1.4056 0.03945 323 234 47 42
245 It's refreshing to have an applicant with nothing to hide. 1.4052 0.03536 343 236 75 32
246 I think I can pencil you in. 1.4044 0.03619 319 218 73 28
247 It's about your husband. I'm afraid the children didn't guess the word in time. 1.4031 0.03827 325 232 55 38
248 I need to see your photo I.D. 1.4029 0.03471 345 236 79 30
249 You'll do fine in the job, it's a no brainer! 1.4026 0.03794 308 215 62 31
250 I just need an outline. 1.4025 0.03558 323 220 76 27
251 I would say my biggest weakness is that I am not a detail oriented person. 1.4020 0.03963 296 210 53 33
252 Thanks so much for coming in during the illustrators strike. 1.4013 0.03839 309 218 58 33
253 We have reviewed your application for “bathroom sign model” and we’re very impressed. 1.4007 0.03901 287 200 59 28
254 There have been complaints about your abuse of casual Friday. 1.4006 0.03716 332 235 61 36
255 You looked more impressive on paper. 1.4000 0.03620 325 225 70 30
256 How long would it take you to flesh out your resume? 1.4000 0.03563 315 214 76 25
257 We will not discriminate on the basis of age, race, sex, or gender identity - if you had any of those. 1.3982 0.03681 339 241 61 37
258 I think it's time to stop taking Ozempic and eat a cheeseburger. 1.3982 0.03978 334 249 37 48
259 Fill me in a little more, your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.3976 0.03679 327 230 64 33
260 I’m sorry to have drawn you into my office like this. 1.3974 0.03698 312 217 66 29
261 Taking into account our new hiring rules concerning gender, race, and orientation here in Florida, you are literally perfect. 1.3970 0.03754 330 236 57 37
262 Maybe we should flesh this out a little. 1.3967 0.03775 300 209 63 28
263 We all love your outline, so the next step will be for you to flesh it out. 1.3966 0.03960 290 206 53 31
264 I think we can skip the x-ray. 1.3959 0.03899 293 207 56 30
265 We're looking for someone a little more animated. 1.3958 0.03824 288 200 62 26
266 There have been complaints about you hanging outside the men's room door.... 1.3956 0.03856 321 232 51 38
267 We were hoping to see more of your profile 1.3955 0.03562 311 212 75 24
268 The ad was supposed to say we were willing to pay six figures. 1.3953 0.03726 339 244 56 39
269 I can see your point... but you still have to wear pants. 1.3946 0.03899 299 213 54 32
270 Did you notice any side effects from Ozempic? 1.3945 0.04087 289 210 44 35
271 So what in your background should stick out to me? 1.3939 0.03497 330 227 76 27
272 I have a recurring dream of being hanged. 1.3939 0.03917 297 212 53 32
273 Can you explain this _ _ _ on your resume? 1.3937 0.04394 287 219 23 45
274 I can literally be whoever you need me to be 1.3937 0.03471 315 213 80 22
275 I was drawn to this job 1.3935 0.03768 310 219 60 31
276 Sorry, we cannot hire you to be the face of our company. 1.3931 0.03419 318 214 83 21
277 Here's an interesting position you can fill. Pipe cleaner. 1.3931 0.03617 318 221 69 28
278 So.......you're a minimalist?? 1.3930 0.03601 313 216 71 26
279 Yes, the kindergarten art teacher position is still open. You will be perfect. 1.3926 0.03637 298 204 71 23
280 Unfortunately, we having nothing in your line. 1.3926 0.03819 298 210 59 29
281 Sorry, I’m drawing a blank… 1.3926 0.03827 270 185 64 21
282 Your resume left a lot to the imagination. 1.3920 0.03647 324 228 65 31
283 My door is always open. Or just slide under. 1.3917 0.03545 337 236 70 31
284 "Your group got Ozempic. 1.3913 0.03867 299 213 55 31
285 Apologies, but we’re looking for someone with a bit more depth 1.3909 0.03764 307 217 60 30
286 I've outlined my best features. 1.3906 0.03612 297 203 72 22
287 Your excellent work in men’s room signage is appreciated, but we’re switching our restrooms to genderless. 1.3899 0.03722 318 226 60 32
288 I love your crosswalk work. 1.3899 0.03722 277 189 68 20
289 We feel that you lack dimension. 1.3899 0.03993 277 197 52 28
290 Your loan for a home with a squiggly line coming out of the chimney has been approved. 1.3893 0.03961 280 199 53 28
291 So, how do you think being a hangman's assistant qualifies you for this job? 1.3893 0.03756 298 209 62 27
292 Even here in Texas we are looking for teachers with a bit more substance, at least an opposing thumb. I would strongly suggest you try the Florida university system? 1.3885 0.03863 296 211 55 30
293 Can you be flexible? 1.3883 0.03788 291 204 61 26
294 It says here that you're an expert in Hangman. 1.3883 0.03933 273 192 56 25
295 Since we won't have to waste months and months reducing you to a faceless drone, you've been found to be a perfect fit for the job! 1.3881 0.03930 286 204 53 29
296 I just can't stop thinking about the lamp. 1.3880 0.04305 250 181 41 28
297 An interesting story, but I'm afraid the jury will see right through you. 1.3880 0.03775 299 211 60 28
298 You would, of course, become part of our skeleton crew. 1.3874 0.03718 302 212 63 27
299 The face recognition security system may pose a problem. 1.3871 0.03837 279 195 60 24
300 Yes, it is true that we asked you for an outline of yourself, but you’ll have to incorporate more before Mr. Hodges can see you. 1.3867 0.03765 300 212 60 28
301 I'm sorry, but we're looking for an applicant with a bit more substance. 1.3862 0.04200 246 175 47 24
302 I'm afraid we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.3861 0.04083 259 184 50 25
303 You look kind of sketchy to me. 1.3855 0.04048 262 186 51 25
304 You’re an interesting candidate, but we’ll need to fill in some more details. 1.3855 0.03700 275 188 68 19
305 Great resume, but it needs to be fleshed out a bit. 1.3849 0.03811 278 194 61 23
306 Let's ask that in another way...what bathroom do you use? 1.3849 0.03816 291 206 58 27
307 Get the fuck out. 1.3846 0.03981 325 245 35 45
308 You appear drawn! 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
309 Yes, I am a minimalist. 1.3843 0.03690 268 182 69 17
310 … and you identify as “rectilinear“…? 1.3843 0.04510 229 167 36 26
311 We just need you to fill out your form. 1.3840 0.04035 263 187 51 25
312 Have you given me your outline? 1.3840 0.03926 263 184 57 22
313 We'd like to see more of you around the office. 1.3838 0.03636 297 206 68 23
314 Your father was a broom and your mother a tennis racket? 1.3837 0.04579 258 198 21 39
315 We are looking for someone to have skin in the game. 1.3832 0.04084 274 199 45 30
316 So you are a minimalist. 1.3831 0.03684 295 206 65 24
317 Just because it looks like you in the wheelchair does not mean you can park in the handicap spots 1.3831 0.04099 295 220 37 38
318 In five years I see myself with a mouth, nose, eyes, and 401K. 1.3829 0.04004 269 192 51 26
319 Why come to us for a rebrand? You’re such a recognizable figure. 1.3827 0.03818 277 194 60 23
320 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with more substance 1.3826 0.03636 311 219 65 27
321 Yes, complete transparency is part of our mission statement. 1.3821 0.03781 301 215 57 29
322 I can only give you an outline of the project. 1.3820 0.03734 267 183 66 18
323 You look familiar, but I really cant place your face 1.3810 0.04159 252 181 46 25
324 So you want to report an identity theft? 1.3808 0.03799 302 217 55 30
325 Oh, did you mean SIX figures? 1.3806 0.03799 289 205 58 26
326 You look familiar. Did we go to the same preschool? 1.3806 0.04047 268 193 48 27
327 Can you do 3D? 1.3803 0.03685 305 216 62 27
328 ‘So 30 years in Men’s Room signage must have had its moments…?’ 1.3799 0.03962 279 201 50 28
329 Ok, but could you flesh that out a bit more for me? 1.3796 0.04080 274 200 44 30
330 I feel so one dimensional 1.3796 0.03844 274 193 58 23
331 Pronoun? 1.3787 0.03933 272 194 53 25
332 Wow, Ozempic really works! 1.3786 0.03950 280 202 50 28
333 Don't give me that line. I can see right through you. 1.3786 0.03818 280 198 58 24
334 We're still going to need you to wear pants. 1.3785 0.03933 251 175 57 19
335 Mr. Jones will see right through you now. 1.3784 0.03411 296 200 80 16
336 My father was a coat hanger. 1.3783 0.03950 267 190 53 24
337 Other than Hangman, do you have any other work experience? 1.3779 0.04003 262 187 51 24
338 You’re the one who asked me to pencil you in 1.3773 0.03921 273 195 53 25
339 It was a white SUV, with stickers of my wife and kids on the back window. 1.3771 0.04192 236 168 47 21
340 Sorry, the part of the thin man has already been cast. 1.3764 0.04203 263 194 39 30
341 We’d like someone with a little more substance. 1.3763 0.03757 279 196 61 22
342 You’re not a very detail-oriented person are you? 1.3759 0.03885 266 188 56 22
343 Perhaps you have taken the organization's emphasis on transparency a little to far. 1.3759 0.03958 282 205 48 29
344 Fill me in. 1.3755 0.04200 245 177 44 24
345 So...on your application where we ask are you Male or Female, you wrote in "Straight 1.3755 0.04231 269 201 35 33
346 I’m sorry, but you can’t use “n/a” as your preferred pronoun on the application. 1.3750 0.04014 264 190 49 25
347 We're looking for a real stickler for figures 1.3750 0.03802 288 206 56 26
348 Im sorry. The desk lamp position has already been filled. 1.3750 0.04325 264 199 31 34
349 So…what pronouns do you use? 1.3746 0.03817 283 202 56 25
350 This is a complex job, so I hope there’s more to you than meets the eye. 1.3745 0.04184 243 175 45 23
351 Funny, I'm not seeing any openings for executive coat hanger. 1.3737 0.04245 281 214 29 38
352 How soon could you fill in? 1.3736 0.03776 273 192 60 21
353 Are you flexible? 1.3735 0.04069 249 178 49 22
354 Don't look at me with that blank stare. If we catch you playing hangman in the break room one more time, you're fired. 1.3733 0.03856 292 212 51 29
355 On paper you seem like a perfect candidate. 1.3728 0.03787 279 198 58 23
356 I'm getting complaints that you're turning sideways and disappearing.....just when there's work to be done. 1.3728 0.03954 279 203 48 28
357 Well, you don't have an appointment, but I can pencil you in. 1.3727 0.04039 271 198 45 28
358 Having survived a game of Hangman isn't much of a credential. 1.3727 0.04005 271 197 47 27
359 Thank you for your time sir,but we're looking for a more well rounded candidate. 1.3725 0.04211 247 180 42 25
360 So, you want us to sue Ozempic? 1.3722 0.04024 266 193 47 26
361 I am afraid that we're really looking for someone who is just a little more detail oriented! 1.3715 0.04248 253 187 38 28
362 I'm afraid you would be lost here at Graphs and Charts Inc. 1.3712 0.03937 264 189 52 23
363 On the contrary, we value transparency. 1.3708 0.03976 267 193 49 25
364 The reason why we are letting you go Bruce is not your lack of transparency, rather your lack of guts. 1.3707 0.03991 259 186 50 23
365 Extra lines are just $9.95 a month. 1.3704 0.04454 243 183 30 30
366 And how do you expect to fill the position? 1.3704 0.04492 243 184 28 31
367 And you'll be expected to model in the nude for our beginners classes - I trust that won't be a problem. 1.3701 0.04122 254 185 44 25
368 Drew, was it? 1.3696 0.03777 276 196 58 22
369 What would make you a good fit here at Pictionary, Inc.? 1.3693 0.03807 306 225 49 32
370 I don’t know, you look a little sketchy. 1.3692 0.03787 260 182 60 18
371 What drew you to our company? 1.3690 0.04183 252 185 41 26
372 You'll be making a stick figure salary. 1.3686 0.04181 236 170 45 21
373 When did you begin to suspect that you were a victim of identity theft? 1.3686 0.04257 255 190 36 29
374 We are looking for someone with more of a profile. 1.3684 0.04124 266 197 40 29
375 We're going to need to flesh out more than just your resume. 1.3680 0.03916 269 194 51 24
376 It's so refreshing to meet a job candidate with nothing to hide 1.3676 0.03976 253 181 51 21
377 I was hoping for a face to face meeting. 1.3672 0.04206 256 190 38 28
378 When your email said you were drawn to this position, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3672 0.04133 256 188 42 26
379 I feel a bit sketchy. 1.3671 0.04251 237 173 41 23
380 I see you have prior experience as a Hangman. 1.3670 0.03936 267 193 50 24
381 I was hoping there was more to you than what was outlined in your resume 1.3670 0.03972 267 194 48 25
382 Are you good with figures? 1.3664 0.03840 262 186 56 20
383 You clearly show backbone, but we’re looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.3664 0.04169 262 195 38 29
384 This first draft's a little thin, and your protagonist feels kind of one-dimensional. 1.3657 0.03959 268 195 48 25
385 Last question: how would you differentiate yourself from other candidates like you? 1.3654 0.04423 208 150 40 18
386 We do have an opening for a kindergarten art teacher. When can you start? 1.3652 0.04254 230 167 42 21
387 I’m so sorry, the position is filled. 1.3652 0.04299 230 168 40 22
388 No I said "six figures" not stick figure. 1.3651 0.04102 252 184 44 24
389 And what shall I put down for your pronouns? 1.3650 0.03895 274 199 50 25
390 We'd like to see if you could fill in for a while. 1.3644 0.04081 247 179 46 22
391 Actually, we’re looking for someone with non-linear thinking skills. 1.3644 0.04239 247 183 38 26
392 Your resume is a bit sketchy, but I'll try to read between the lines. 1.3643 0.04031 258 188 46 24
393 I’m afraid we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.3643 0.03720 258 180 62 16
394 Please fill out your form. 1.3641 0.04289 217 156 43 18
395 Well, yes… This IS a finishing school. 1.3636 0.04010 253 183 48 22
396 And I'll never take coffee, lunch or bathroom breaks. 1.3636 0.04088 253 185 44 24
397 So you say they were about to hang you? 1.3636 0.03883 275 200 50 25
398 I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a little more depth. 1.3632 0.04111 234 168 47 19
399 I need you to be realistic John. 1.3629 0.04328 237 176 36 25
400 Have you modeled for children's art classes before? 1.3628 0.04316 215 155 42 18
401 We need to see more of you at the office. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
402 You cannot let your 8-year-old define your identity. 1.3623 0.04434 207 150 39 18
403 May I ask your preferred pronoun? 1.3622 0.03997 254 184 48 22
404 You look a bit sketchy. 1.3619 0.03807 257 182 57 18
405 I've modeled for restroom doors and European crosswalks, but I really want to get into motion capture. 1.3619 0.03886 257 184 53 20
406 You have a form to fill out. 1.3619 0.03886 257 184 53 20
407 You need to show more guts. 1.3618 0.04008 246 177 49 20
408 I’m sorry, but I have to draw the line somewhere. 1.3617 0.03961 235 166 53 16
409 What have you appeared in besides children’s drawings? 1.3615 0.04542 213 158 33 22
410 I believe they are looking for someone with a bit more depth to fill the position 1.3614 0.04287 202 143 45 14
411 I’m drawing a blank. 1.3612 0.04056 227 161 50 16
412 We’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate 1.3611 0.03733 252 176 61 15
413 You've been the face of our men's bathroom door for many years, but management thinks it's time for a change. 1.3610 0.04313 241 180 35 26
414 I prefer to not be defined by pronouns. 1.3607 0.04071 244 177 46 21
415 Your transparency is a plus, but you seem to lack substance. 1.3602 0.03918 261 189 50 22
416 My greatest weakness? Erasers. 1.3600 0.04486 200 145 38 17
417 Are you here for the hangman job opening or the crosswalk position? 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
418 I must say, you look great on paper. 1.3592 0.04016 245 177 48 20
419 We're looking for someone to fill in. 1.3590 0.04279 234 173 38 23
420 Seems to me that your previous employment involved a lot of "hanging around"? 1.3587 0.04294 223 163 40 20
421 We're looking for someone a little more well rounded. 1.3587 0.03952 223 156 54 13
422 And when did you stop taking Ozempic? 1.3587 0.04433 223 166 34 23
423 Tell me why you're drawn to this business? 1.3585 0.04454 212 156 36 20
424 It is my belief you were not on placebo. 1.3584 0.04299 226 166 39 21
425 You’re a bright guy but you lack depth. 1.3583 0.03833 254 181 55 18
426 I'll pencil you in for the meeting on Friday. 1.3580 0.03880 257 185 52 20
427 Where do you see yourself five letters from now? 1.3574 0.04178 235 172 42 21
428 You’re definitely one of our sketchier candidates 1.3574 0.04090 235 170 46 19
429 Actually, we were looking for someone with more substance. 1.3571 0.04135 224 161 46 17
430 I need you to flesh out your resume for me. 1.3571 0.04307 238 178 35 25
431 Would you be interested is being a model for the beginning drawing class? 1.3569 0.03940 255 185 49 21
432 We're transferring you to another cartoon. 1.3568 0.04049 227 162 49 16
433 Anything sketchy in your past 1.3568 0.03902 227 159 55 13
434 Doe is the last name? 1.3559 0.04010 222 157 51 14
435 We don't post for the toilet jobs anymore, but we do have an opening in exit signs. 1.3557 0.04636 194 143 33 18
436 Your resume is a little sparse. Can you flesh it out for me? 1.3548 0.04056 248 182 44 22
437 You ARE familiar with the role you would be playing here at Hangman, Inc.? 1.3548 0.04423 217 161 35 21
438 Your lack of attention to detail is becoming an issue. 1.3547 0.04273 234 174 37 23
439 Carol, you're not gonna believe this— but when you said 'let's trim our corporate fat,' I actually heard 'corporeal'. 1.3546 0.04214 251 189 35 27
440 Just give me a brief sketch. 1.3544 0.03972 237 170 50 17
441 I guess I should fill you in. 1.3540 0.04008 226 161 50 15
442 One of my strengths is that I know where to draw the line. 1.3538 0.04294 212 154 41 17
443 Thank you Kevin, for being so transparent. 1.3537 0.04296 229 170 37 22
444 It says here you have posed for washroom signage 1.3534 0.03837 249 178 54 17
445 Some people say I’m one dimensional 1.3527 0.04179 241 179 39 23
446 We want you to model for our pre-school art class. 1.3527 0.04261 241 181 35 25
447 Your references are fine, but I find you a bit sketchy. 1.3527 0.04177 224 163 43 18
448 You seem to match well with the company culture. We have a lot of empty suits here. 1.3527 0.04500 224 170 29 25
449 Can you type? 1.3527 0.04365 207 151 39 17
450 Your resumé looks sketchy. 1.3522 0.04235 230 170 39 21
451 Believe me, I can see right through you! 1.3519 0.04326 233 175 34 24
452 Please feel free to speak figuratively. 1.3519 0.04079 216 154 48 14
453 I want to come out of the closet. 1.3518 0.04369 253 196 25 32
454 I’m dressing you in my mind as we speak, Mr. Jones. 1.3518 0.03833 253 182 53 18
455 __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 1.3512 0.04657 205 155 28 22
456 Yes, Mr. Sticks, Mr. Stones has also been put on probation. 1.3506 0.04171 251 189 36 26
457 I remember you! I drew you when I was five. 1.3505 0.04362 214 158 37 19
458 What are your preferred pronouns? 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
459 You feel people oversimplify you? 1.3502 0.04227 237 177 37 23
460 So I understand that you'd like to take a leave of absence to 'find yourself '... 1.3502 0.04141 237 175 41 21
461 So besides appearing on road signs, what other work have you done? 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
462 When I asked you to fill out the form, I didn't mean your application. 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
463 What have you done since art school? 1.3498 0.04374 223 167 34 22
464 But I already lost the weight for the role! 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
465 It says here you're a well-known figure. 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
466 I’m sorry. We are looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
467 Yes, that job in graphics is still open. 1.3496 0.04049 226 163 47 16
468 So…you feel two-dimensional? 1.3496 0.03951 226 161 51 14
469 Easy to draw is not a reason to hire you. 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
470 And about your book, 'Drawing Made Easy'... 1.3493 0.04276 209 152 41 16
471 Someone’s trying to hang me! 1.3491 0.04159 232 171 41 20
472 I don't need to know your whole background. Just give me an outline. 1.3490 0.04541 192 141 35 16
473 Well, yes, we do believe in transparency, but we do need to draw the line somewhere 1.3487 0.04040 238 174 45 19
474 I don’t believe FaceTime will work for us. 1.3486 0.04398 218 163 34 21
475 While lacking in some areas, our recruitment team was impressed by your low carbon footprint. 1.3485 0.04325 198 143 41 14
476 Since you don't have a mouth, I'm going to need a thought bubble. 1.3485 0.04722 198 150 27 21
477 You'll fit right in with the skeleton crew. 1.3484 0.04176 244 183 37 24
478 Ozempic? 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
479 So I'm guessing you aren't much of a detail person. 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
480 And why do you think you'd be a good hangman? 1.3483 0.04561 201 150 32 19
481 You seem unfulfilled 1.3483 0.03915 201 139 54 8
482 Your CV features nude modeling for elementary art classes?" 1.3481 0.04926 181 137 25 19
483 And what makes you think you're a faceless nobody? 1.3480 0.04315 227 170 35 22
484 I think we need to flesh out your resumé. 1.3476 0.04189 233 173 39 21
485 I’m sorry. We don’t need any more models for Life Drawing 101. 1.3476 0.04205 210 152 43 15
486 Who drew you to us? 1.3476 0.04205 210 152 43 15
487 There’s really a lot more to me than meets the eye. 1.3469 0.04471 196 144 36 16
488 Do I have to draw you a picture? 1.3468 0.04096 222 161 45 16
489 Sorry I missed yesterdays meeting, I was out stick 1.3465 0.04319 202 147 40 15
490 What interests you in becoming a restroom sign model? 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
491 We’re looking for a person of real substance. 1.3460 0.04047 237 174 44 19
492 Besides representing all human form on pre-historic cave art, do you have other interpersonal skills? 1.3460 0.04697 211 163 23 25
493 You lack perspective. 1.3458 0.04055 240 177 43 20
494 What makes you think that a noose drawn on a whiteboard was targeted at you? 1.3458 0.04454 214 161 32 21
495 You seem qualified, but our facial recognition policy may pose a problem. 1.3456 0.04159 217 158 43 16
496 You look a bit drawn. 1.3455 0.04367 191 138 40 13
497 What are your pronouns? 1.3455 0.03941 246 180 47 19
498 You say you posed for Keith Haring? 1.3455 0.03941 246 180 47 19
499 It appears that your bariatric surgery was quite successful. 1.3455 0.04411 220 166 32 22
500 I see you survived Hangman. Tell me about that. 1.3455 0.04458 220 167 30 23
501 The pay is minimal, but so are you. 1.3450 0.04288 200 145 41 14
502 Have you had any other jobs other than hangman? 1.3448 0.04107 232 171 42 19
503 In the last quarter your colleagues described your performance as, “sketchy.” 1.3447 0.04474 206 154 33 19
504 Mr. Stevens wanted me to fill you in. 1.3443 0.04005 244 180 44 20
505 We’re looking for someone more detail-oriented. 1.3440 0.04439 218 165 31 22
506 I find you refreshing. All morning I've been interviewing nothing but empty suits. 1.3440 0.04040 218 157 47 14
507 Chad, we're going to need more from you. 1.3439 0.04202 221 163 40 18
508 First, I'll have to ask that you please fill out your form. 1.3438 0.04114 224 164 43 17
509 Doodle or not, you still have to wear pants to work. 1.3438 0.04651 192 144 30 18
510 I'm looking for something fulfilling 1.3438 0.04651 192 144 30 18
511 So you say you’re 6’3 and weigh 215? 1.3436 0.04540 195 145 33 17
512 I am sorry but we only have two restrooms! 1.3435 0.04311 230 174 33 23
513 I really don't see anything of substance here 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
514 I don't think an X-Ray will help us. 1.3427 0.04156 213 155 43 15
515 You want to opt out of your diet program?.....when you're doing so well? 1.3426 0.04320 216 161 36 19
516 Where do you see yourself with five more lines? 1.3425 0.04373 219 165 33 21
517 We can stick with today, or I can pencil you in tomorrow. 1.3423 0.04283 222 166 36 20
518 And then I had a job as a hanger in Lady Gaga’s closet. That was great fun… 1.3423 0.04559 222 172 24 26
519 My LinkedIn profile was hacked, so I am starting from scratch. 1.3421 0.04154 228 169 40 19
520 So would you be interested in working the door at the men’s restroom? 1.3421 0.04246 228 171 36 21
521 This job requires you to be heartless. 1.3413 0.04489 208 157 31 20
522 Personally, you appear a little sketchy to me. 1.3412 0.04126 211 153 44 14
523 I mean, my career here has been pretty linear so far… 1.3411 0.04139 214 156 43 15
524 And what makes you unique? 1.3409 0.04211 220 163 39 18
525 You seem a little sketchy to me. 1.3409 0.04308 220 165 35 20
526 Relax, I just want to fill you in. 1.3405 0.04388 185 134 39 12
527 Sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
528 So what makes you think someone is trying to hang you? 1.3405 0.04278 232 176 33 23
529 Things move a lot faster here than at Hangman. 1.3404 0.04281 235 179 32 24
530 You look good on paper but… 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
531 Well, I think we'll skip the x-ray. 1.3396 0.04322 212 158 36 18
532 What do you mean my work lacks dimension?" 1.3394 0.04195 221 164 39 18
533 Sorry, we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
534 What drew you here? 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
535 I can assure you we don't discriminate against the poorly drawn. 1.3384 0.04538 198 149 31 18
536 I'm afraid it's back to the drawing board. 1.3382 0.04286 207 153 38 16
537 I'm good at seeing right through people, Mr. Jones. 1.3380 0.04253 213 158 38 17
538 So you claim the game Hangman is culturally insensitive? 1.3377 0.04284 228 173 33 22
539 Yes, fashion model is an option but, as your career counsellor, I think you would find teaching art in kindergarten much more rewarding. 1.3368 0.04674 190 144 28 18
540 Looks like your account is underdrawn. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
541 Arn't you afraid you might stick out? 1.3367 0.04682 196 150 26 20
542 I understand you can trace your family back over 40,000 years . 1.3367 0.04462 199 149 33 17
543 They say you've been barely showing up to work lately. 1.3366 0.04185 202 147 42 13
544 I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more… multidimensional.” 1.3366 0.04313 205 152 37 16
545 Let's talk about the dress code. 1.3366 0.04085 205 148 45 12
546 Your prose is strong, but the characters are one dimensional. 1.3365 0.04214 208 153 40 15
547 And you're sure you want to be an art major? 1.3364 0.04338 214 161 34 19
548 I would suggest you flesh out your resume a little. 1.3364 0.03877 217 155 51 11
549 I don't see much depth in you. 1.3364 0.04001 220 160 46 14
550 We were hoping to find someone more well-rounded. 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
551 Can you flesh out your employment history a bit? 1.3363 0.03977 226 165 46 15
552 That’s quite a line…. 1.3362 0.03608 232 163 60 9
553 Frankly, we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
554 We were hoping for a candidate with a little more depth. 1.3349 0.04313 212 159 35 18
555 Could you be more specific? 1.3349 0.04423 218 167 29 22
556 We were looking more for a straw man. 1.3349 0.03916 218 157 49 12
557 You definitely have the stick-to-it-ive-ness but I’m just not seeing the depth. 1.3348 0.03779 230 165 53 12
558 Yes, I do think your liposuction addiction is getting out of hand 1.3333 0.04310 219 166 33 20
559 Your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.3333 0.04222 207 153 39 15
560 Can you operate a stick shift? 1.3333 0.04529 198 150 30 18
561 Don't embellish. I can see right through you. 1.3333 0.04480 201 152 31 18
562 Tell me more about this recurring dream. A scaffold? And no more vowels? 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
563 Gender neutral,huh? 1.3333 0.04211 219 164 37 18
564 So, tell me about this fear of erasers... 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
565 Can you fill out your profile for me ? 1.3333 0.04108 234 176 38 20
566 I'm sorry, but we actually need warm bodies. 1.3333 0.04296 213 160 35 18
567 We are seeking a more diverse workforce...You seem really straight. 1.3319 0.04123 229 172 38 19
568 Tell me very little about yourself. 1.3318 0.04195 220 165 37 18
569 ""In all honesty, you're looking a little drawn." 1.3317 0.04303 205 153 36 16
570 We're thinning out our staff. 1.3316 0.03944 196 139 49 8
571 What impresses me is your total transparency 1.3316 0.04616 196 150 27 19
572 I"m glad we were able to pencil you in. 1.3316 0.04384 196 146 35 15
573 Yes, I recognized you right away, Mr. Wilson.. from your daughter's drawing of you in the art teacher's classroom. 1.3316 0.04552 193 146 30 17
574 Pants are not optional. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
575 I was hoping we could talk face to face. 1.3315 0.04585 184 138 31 15
576 I want to remind you about our company's dress code. 1.3315 0.04775 184 141 25 18
577 So your special skill is playing Hangman? 1.3315 0.05018 184 145 17 22
578 Regardless of body type, you can’t come to the office naked. 1.3315 0.04833 181 139 24 18
579 And what drew you to this position? 1.3304 0.04194 227 172 35 20
580 Could you flesh that out a bit? 1.3303 0.04129 221 165 39 17
581 I wish you would bring more of yourself to these sessions. 1.3303 0.03925 221 161 47 13
582 I knew it. She can see right through me. 1.3302 0.04146 212 157 40 15
583 As head of the HR Department, I totally get that you are "non-binary". 1.3301 0.04116 206 151 42 13
584 Being the father figure on a rear car window decal does not give you experience in the automotive industry. 1.3301 0.04285 206 154 36 16
585 Your body of work is a bit thin. 1.3301 0.04058 206 150 44 12
586 What is your shtick? 1.3301 0.04173 206 152 40 14
587 It says here you have experience playing hangman. 1.3301 0.04553 206 159 26 21
588 Pronoun preference? 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
589 I think it’s time we take you off that diet. 1.3300 0.04433 200 151 32 17
590 We were expecting someone with a bit more skin to put in the game 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
591 Do you have any questions about our dress code? 1.3297 0.04690 185 141 27 17
592 So I see that you are applying for the gender neutral bathroom sign. 1.3297 0.04753 185 142 25 18
593 Frankly, the job calls for a person of substance 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
594 Seriously, you show up to a job interview barefoot? 1.3292 0.04967 161 122 25 14
595 I kind of see myself as an everyman figure. 1.3288 0.04211 222 168 35 19
596 There have been complaints you've been using the wrong bathroom. 1.3284 0.04525 201 154 28 19
597 so, let's talk about your weight loss issue 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
598 Nonbinary--why did you ask? 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
599 We aren't sure you have the depth required for this role. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
600 You CAN'T sue them. Hanging you is the object of the game! 1.3280 0.04668 186 142 27 17
601 I noticed you left the pronoun selection of your application blank. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
602 We can flesh out the details later. 1.3279 0.04256 183 133 40 10
603 So do you have any other experience besides your role in ‘hang-man’ 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
604 Can you tell me what you didn't like about your role in hangman? 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
605 They're dismissing your indecent exposure case for insufficient evidence." 1.3275 0.04342 229 178 27 24
606 You will be the perfect model for our kindergarten art class. 1.3274 0.04887 168 128 25 15
607 I‘ll pencil you in for 4:00. 1.3272 0.04073 217 161 41 15
608 I am sorry, I don't believe it is ethical to do any more plastic surgery on you. 1.3269 0.04304 208 157 34 17
609 I'm afraid your applicatoin is a little short on details. 1.3266 0.04611 199 154 25 20
610 I hear you’re good with thin margins. 1.3266 0.03959 199 143 47 9
611 I’m not gonna lie, you seem really sketchy. 1.3266 0.04499 199 152 29 18
612 I have a position open in tech support. Can you do an Indian accent? 1.3264 0.04994 193 155 13 25
613 I'm a simple guy 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
614 This is the worst case of identity theft I’ve ever seen. 1.3262 0.04521 187 141 31 15
615 The facial recognition software will only work, well, with a face. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
616 There have been complaints about your lack of attention to detail. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
617 Did you win? 1.3256 0.03989 215 158 44 13
618 This proposal needs some fleshing out... 1.3256 0.03989 215 158 44 13
619 What drew you to want to work on facial recognition? 1.3255 0.04296 212 161 33 18
620 I'm sure you'll work well with our skeleton crew. 1.3249 0.04642 197 153 24 20
621 I have nothing to hide. 1.3247 0.04216 194 143 39 12
622 Walk… don’t walk… the choice is yours. 1.3245 0.04501 188 142 31 15
623 I blame the Ozempic. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
624 I find myself inexplicably drawn to you. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
625 Thanks for pencilling me in 1.3242 0.04118 182 131 43 8
626 Would it kill you to wear a tie? 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
627 Jeffrey, let me fill you in. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
628 So, what draws you here today? 1.3237 0.04258 207 156 35 16
629 I'll be glad to fill you in, figuratively speaking. 1.3235 0.04837 170 130 25 15
630 You just don’t seem very detail-oriented 1.3234 0.04112 201 148 41 12
631 How long have you had this empty feeling? 1.3234 0.04347 201 152 33 16
632 We like that you are non-binary. 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
633 Help me flesh out your resume.. 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
634 We're looking for someone who is more well-rounded. 1.3228 0.04940 158 120 25 13
635 I interned at CAPTCHA. 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
636 You may not have a penis, but you still need to wear clothing. 1.3228 0.04542 189 144 29 16
637 Your credentials are obvious. But nobody plays Hangman anymore. 1.3226 0.04168 217 164 36 17
638 You have structure, but you lack substance. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
639 People are saying you look drawn. 1.3224 0.04209 214 162 35 17
640 You meet the basic qualifications. But we need to flesh out who you really are. 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
641 Do you mean that your home town is Etcha Sketch? 1.3220 0.04055 205 151 42 12
642 I'd like you to flesh out your resume. 1.3218 0.04890 174 135 22 17
643 You look like you’d crack under pressure. 1.3218 0.04821 174 134 24 16
644 I see sticking to the figures is your super power. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
645 I'm sure it's nice to sit down, but who's minding the men's room door?" 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
646 We'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit. 1.3214 0.03819 224 164 48 12
647 So, do you have any other skills besides hangman? 1.3209 0.04395 215 167 27 21
648 You can't sue the makers of Hangman for using your likeness. 1.3209 0.04573 187 143 28 16
649 You can use Mr., Ms., or Mx. but sorry, no Stx. 1.3206 0.04330 209 160 31 18
650 Let’s hold off on the Ozempic for a while! 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
651 I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin. 1.3202 0.04137 203 151 39 13
652 You're not suited for this job. 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
653 I just feel like everyone in the office is trying to stick it to me. 1.3200 0.04999 175 138 18 19
654 You can either step down quietly or we can simply erase your position. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
655 I don't know, doc. She says I'm too one-dimensional. 1.3194 0.04501 191 146 29 16
656 you need to fill out your form. 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
657 Unfortunately we’re looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. 1.3192 0.04056 213 159 40 14
658 Sorry, the position is filled. 1.3190 0.04977 163 126 22 15
659 So maybe we back off on the Ozempic 1.3189 0.04409 185 139 33 13
660 I assume you are here for the hangman position? 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
661 What draws you into my office today? 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
662 We drew you, and we can erase you. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
663 Luckily, they guessed the word before a noose was drawn. 1.3184 0.04337 201 153 32 16
664 Thanks for penciling me in for today. 1.3184 0.04279 201 152 34 15
665 Please cross your legs. 1.3182 0.04774 176 136 24 16
666 I don’t suppose working through lunch once in a while will be a problem for you? 1.3180 0.04159 217 165 35 17
667 To be honest,if this interview doesn’t work out I’ll be going back to the drawing board. 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
668 Security camera footage shows that you and Stones may have broken someone's bones, but your insults didn't seem to hurt him. 1.3179 0.05589 151 122 10 19
669 You're lucky you're just getting fired. We used to hang people for this. 1.3174 0.04812 167 128 25 14
670 I'm very productive. I don't eat meals, take any kind of break or look at a clock. I just can't be around erasers. 1.3172 0.04830 186 147 19 20
671 You listed your previous work experience as crosswalk and restroom signs 1.3172 0.04646 186 144 25 17
672 I agree. Ozempic seems to be working. 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
673 So let's start by fleshing out your resume. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
674 This is actually a shell corporation, so you are perfect for the job. 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
675 Yes, I can see how you might’ve have been offended when she said you need to grow thicker skin. 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
676 I’ve seen some sketchy candidates before but you, Sir… 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
677 I’m sorry but we’ve drawn the line on hiring anyone who only looks good on paper. 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
678 Where do you see yourself in 3 or 4 dimensions? 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
679 We're looking for someone, a bit more, advanced in Graphic Arts. 1.3161 0.04597 174 132 29 13
680 Sorry, no callbacks. But I did land you a gig at the community college as a nude model for their Intro to Drawing class. 1.3161 0.04399 193 147 31 15
681 You'll definitely start off with a stick-figure salary. 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
682 Truthfully, your resume is sketchy. 1.3155 0.04235 187 139 37 11
683 Ah, Mr. Templar. Good to see you again. 1.3155 0.04747 187 147 21 19
684 I want to be a WHOLE person. 1.3152 0.04140 184 135 40 9
685 We'll need both you and your application to be filled out in greater detail by Monday. 1.3152 0.04106 165 118 42 5
686 I take my life in my hands every time I pass dogs chasing sticks in the park 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
687 Sorry - we were looking for someone with a bit more depth. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
688 What street sign to you see yourself on 5 years from now? 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
689 You may have seen some of my work before on the entry doors of the men's restroom. 1.3147 0.04333 197 150 32 15
690 I need help Dr. I'm just not all here. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
691 You may want to adjust your Ozempic dose. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
692 What sort of figures were you expecting? 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
693 We run a very lean organization and we think you're a perfect fit. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
694 You're precisely the type of writer that this studio is looking for. 1.3143 0.04716 175 135 25 15
695 Simple AI will be fine. 1.3141 0.04428 191 146 30 15
696 You are just the type of employee we’re looking for here at Hangman Industries. 1.3140 0.04703 172 132 26 14
697 Your employment history seems a bit sketchy. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
698 I'm going to need you to fill in some of the details for me 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
699 Brian, you need to start wearing clothes to the office, even on Fridays. 1.3134 0.04440 201 156 27 18
700 In five years? Well, I'd like to start out here as a doodle, eventually working my way up to emoji. 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
701 In good news, a lack of heart, soul or brain won’t preclude you from running for President. 1.3128 0.04568 179 137 28 14
702 We are looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.3122 0.04329 189 143 33 13
703 Perhaps now you understand why my resume is so thin. 1.3121 0.04607 173 132 28 13
704 Yes, we all do look alike 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
705 Now let’s discuss your recurring dream of death by hanging. 1.3118 0.04758 186 147 20 19
706 What’s with the blank stare? 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
707 I can see that you are being fully transparent. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
708 We regret to inform you, sadly we found a candidate with a little more substance 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
709 Unfortunately, it's the end of the line for you. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
710 We are seeking more well rounded candidates 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
711 I'd like to be added to the transplant waitlist for eyes, nose, brain, heart, lungs, kidney... Should I keep going? 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
712 You're right, your daughter is an amazing artist. This looks exactly like you. 1.3110 0.04860 164 127 23 14
713 What line of work are you interested in? 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
714 Your resume is impressive but we are really looking for someone who can think outside the lines. 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
715 Let's flesh out your application a bit, shall we? 1.3105 0.04309 190 144 33 13
716 Fill me in on your background. 1.3105 0.04042 190 140 41 9
717 Your resume is a bit thin as well 1.3105 0.03973 190 139 43 8
718 I'm looking for a job that won't leave me feeling empty inside. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
719 I take it you used AI to write your cover letter 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
720 I appreciate the outline but please fill it in a bit for me 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
721 Sorry, we're only hiring for the skeleton crew right now. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
722 Your name is Allen Wrench? 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
723 What draws you to this position? 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
724 Yes, we can make the hangman riddles a little harder going forward. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
725 Hello Mr. Figure, May I call you Stick? 1.3094 0.04524 181 139 28 14
726 We’re hoping to hire someone a little more developed. 1.3094 0.04097 181 133 40 8
727 So tell me, do still want to go through with the procedure to have all your lines removed? It would really take away your character. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
728 …and so, tell me how you see yourself. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
729 Unfortunately, you haven't completed your form correctly. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
730 In additional to fleshing out your resume, I have a suggestion for you. 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
731 Can I get you a cup of nothing? 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
732 Doc, I don’t know who I am.” 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
733 So what is the pronoun you want identify as? 1.3081 0.04761 172 134 23 15
734 I see a little of myself in you. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
735 Your coworkers are concerned that you never have any skin in the game 1.3073 0.04691 179 140 23 16
736 I'm afraid you misheard. We said this was a six figure job. 1.3073 0.04757 179 141 21 17
737 Your ad said minimal background necessary 1.3072 0.04809 166 129 23 14
738 I’m sorry, I just assumed you were non-binary. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
739 You're not fooling me, I see right through you. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
740 When did you switch from hunting prehistoric bison with a spear to stealing office supplies? 1.3069 0.04691 189 150 20 19
741 I can see that you've become a much more transparent person. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
742 You are perfect to fill in! 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
743 Yes, I know you starred in the title sequence of "The Saint," but what have you done lately? 1.3065 0.04514 199 157 23 19
744 On paper, you’re the best candidate we’ve had so far. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
745 I prefer the term "hangperson" 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
746 So, your pronouns are "it" and "it's"? 1.3060 0.04344 183 139 32 12
747 Face recognition is required for employment here. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
748 We've confirmed that you meet our requirements for the customer service position. 1.3059 0.04868 170 134 20 16
749 I’ll pencil you in for nine o’clock. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
750 Sometimes, it's just like you're not there. 1.3059 0.04796 170 133 22 15
751 Do you identify as malnourished or thin? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
752 The last guy was an empty suit. 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
753 Ozempic? No. Why do you ask? 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
754 Please don’t take this the wrong way, but your characters felt a little one-dimensional. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
755 Is that a doorknob or did you just blow a smoke ring? 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
756 I know I might seem a bit sketchy, but I really need this job. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
757 Sure, I can stick it out. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
758 Where do you see yourself in two ears? 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
759 So tell me again, who drew you to this position? 1.3046 0.04126 197 149 36 12
760 If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why? 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
761 No, I said six-figure job not stick-figure. 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
762 Why yes,we do value transparency here. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
763 It says here you have 20 years of experience hanging with kids. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
764 Didn’t anyone tell you we were switching to facial recognition? 1.3034 0.04701 178 140 22 16
765 So you can just decide to eliminate the game Hangman because it's a little un-P.C. and I'm out of a job? Just like that? After 145 years of service. Unbelievable. 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
766 There's no easy way to say this, but your co-workers find you sketchy. 1.3032 0.04257 188 143 33 12
767 I’m sorry, sir, but all our positions for faceless bureaucrats have been filled. 1.3029 0.04895 175 140 17 18
768 Sir, the job posting said you’d be making “six figures,” not sti.. ugh, forget it. You’re hired. 1.3029 0.04689 175 137 23 15
769 You look good on paper, Jeffery, but your background seems a little sketchy. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
770 For this job, we're looking for someone with a bit more substance 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
771 Perhaps you could flesh out your résumé for me. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
772 No, I said SIX figure job. 1.3023 0.04675 172 134 24 14
773 I think your profile needs some fleshing out. 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
774 I'd kill for your figure! 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
775 You didn't even fill it out. 1.3022 0.04290 139 100 36 3
776 I used to model for pedestrian crossing signs. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
777 I used to be an empty suit. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
778 Why didn't you get the job? Well, for one thing, you lack depth. 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
779 May I offer you something to eat? 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
780 So, your salary requirement says you’re looking to make stick figures? 1.3018 0.04658 169 131 25 13
781 Slim pickings for cartoonists these days huh? 1.3017 0.04810 179 143 18 18
782 Everything I do in life lacks content. 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
783 Within two years, I guarantee you’ll be making stick figures. 1.3017 0.04610 179 140 24 15
784 So this is your idea of 'shtick.' 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
785 You came close, but the job went to a complete no body. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
786 Sometimes I feel like people can see right through me. 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
787 Can you elaborate on what hanging around entails? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
788 Im hearing you say you feel empty inside. Is that right? 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
789 We have a dress code here. Clothing. 1.3007 0.05001 153 120 20 13
790 We went with another candidate who's a little more complete. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
791 The job listing made it obvious that you were not looking to hire a real person. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
792 And it says here if I get the word right you’ll hang yourself? 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
793 Your file is a little sketchy 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
794 I'm sorry. We're going in a different direction with our bathroom doors 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
795 Before we continue,are there any skeletons in your closet? 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
796 How's your spelling? 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
797 One more question- does the word contain the letter "e" ? 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
798 To be honest, you seem a little sketchy. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
799 I appreciate your transparency, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
800 I can assure you that I'm more than just a pretty space." 1.3000 0.04782 170 134 21 15
801 Do you have any tattoos? 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
802 To land this role, you must remember your lines. 1.2994 0.04502 177 137 27 13
803 Would you be open to working on a bathroom door? 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
804 You can’t be 215 pounds. 1.2994 0.04768 167 131 22 14
805 Provide a safer workplace? I’m sorry, but you knew that this was an eraser company when we hired you. 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
806 An impressive resume, but I can see right through you. 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
807 Your x-ray appears unchanged. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
808 Let's stop the diet pills. 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
809 Our clients might just see through you. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
810 I am trying to be as transparent as I can. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
811 I believe I saw parts of you in Hangman. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
812 You'll need a halo if you want to be cast as Simon Templar 1.2984 0.04576 191 152 21 18
813 Your resume looks a little sketchy. 1.2982 0.04757 171 135 21 15
814 You still have to choose a pronoun. 1.2982 0.04610 171 133 25 13
815 Your not quite thin enough to be one of our models... 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
816 Tony, for this assignment, I need someone with a low profile. Can I count on you? 1.2981 0.04732 161 125 24 12
817 Thats not what I meant when I asked you to be transparent with me... 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
818 Your references say there's more to you than meets the eye. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
819 You will fit in-we already have a bunch of empty suits 1.2981 0.04814 161 126 22 13
820 Your story needs some fleshing out 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
821 I really fill out when you use AI. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
822 May I offer you a glass of water and a mop? 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
823 So you are finding the transition to 3D animation challenging” 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
824 Your resume says you did advertising for a men's washroom. Can you elaborate on that? 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
825 The last person didn't have a head for figures. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
826 Atkins? 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
827 I like to keep things simple; I let others flesh out the details. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
828 So you are my first AI interviewee. Tell me a little about yourself.. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
829 Unfortunately, Dave, the role has gone to Simon Templar. 1.2969 0.04433 192 151 25 16
830 I've retooled my resume as gender-free. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
831 Yes, and I see you have an opening too. 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
832 Tell me more about your last position as Hangman. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
833 So… you’re tired of Gestures… 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
834 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
835 Do you have at least a speech bubble? 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
836 I see the cutbacks in your department are going well. 1.2963 0.04097 162 119 38 5
837 so you feel like an empty suit 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
838 And of course we offer a stick-figure income. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
839 Can you paint a picture of yourself in 5 years? 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
840 Wanna do a line? 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
841 How about I pencil you in for a Tuesday appointment? 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
842 I'm sorry, but the President has directed that we hire no more faceless bureaucrats. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
843 'Can you drive stick?' 1.2955 0.04134 176 132 36 8
844 I don't think you have the guts. 1.2955 0.04437 176 136 28 12
845 I think if you fleshed it out a bit more, I would have a better understanding of your viewpoint. 1.2952 0.04122 166 123 37 6
846 So fill in the details for me... 1.2951 0.04454 183 143 26 14
847 We’re looking for the right candidate for our skeleton crew. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
848 Could you go into more detail? 1.2948 0.04098 173 129 37 7
849 Well, your resume is rather bare-bones, but I think we can flesh it out with a little work. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
850 So, that's the outline. What,do you think? 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
851 I'm so sorry. I just assumed you were non-binary. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
852 When you asked for face time, you know, I assumed that you might have one! 1.2941 0.04317 187 145 29 13
853 Just give me a bare bones summary. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
854 How do I know you’re Banksy? 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
855 Haven't I seen you outside the men's room? 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
856 So is it first name Hang , last name Man? 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
857 To be honest, you and your work history are a bit sketchy. 1.2937 0.04215 160 119 35 6
858 He will see you now in the drawing room. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
859 So that's just a rough outline. We'll fill you in more later. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
860 If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be? 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
861 Look, you can’t quit now. You’ve got to stick it out. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
862 It's casual Friday for the cartoonist. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
863 I know you can't speak, so just respond by nodding your oval. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
864 Why do you ask if we have a dress code 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
865 I see you have a background in sketch comedy. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
866 You need to face this, but you just don’t have the guts. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
867 To be honest, I was expecting someone more substantial. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
868 You have lazy cartoonist syndrome. 1.2924 0.04742 171 136 20 15
869 I'm looking for an opportunity to fill out and expand my presence. 1.2924 0.04669 171 135 22 14
870 I told you I can't trim any more fat in my department. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
871 No my lamp is not married. 1.2921 0.04741 178 143 18 17
872 So. How’s the diet ? 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
873 There's a likelihood that I 'll be replacing you with a person with more substance. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
874 We can pencil you in for next Tuesday”. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
875 Maybe it's time we cut down on the Ozempic. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
876 To be honest Drew, it’s not just your resume that needs some padding. 1.2917 0.04652 168 132 23 13
877 Frankly you need to flesh out your resume. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
878 I just might try your diet. 1.2912 0.04323 182 141 29 12
879 I question your substance. 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
880 your resume says previous employment: hangman 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
881 So what draws you in today? 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
882 Your look is timeless. We can teach you the rest. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
883 I'm still waiting for you to draw me in. 1.2907 0.04718 172 137 20 15
884 We really value transparency in the workplace. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
885 We just need you to fill in. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
886 I don't know--you just look familiar. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
887 I look forward to seeing what you're made of. 1.2903 0.04927 155 123 19 13
888 What I'm seeing lacks depth 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
889 What line of work are you in? 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
890 …and what do think might help draw you out a bit more?” 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
891 We’ve received multiple complaints from coworkers who say you’ve crossed a line. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
892 I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about your stolen identity. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
893 You looked great on paper. In person, not so much ... 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
894 Any job is fine. I'm a blank canvas. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
895 I'm going to be honest--your resume is a bit bare-bones. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
896 You might want to flesh out your resume a bit 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
897 I have a unique skill set...if I rub my arms together, I can start a fire. 1.2890 0.04398 173 134 28 11
898 I guess you won't be interested in our weight-loss program. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
899 I see it as both a strength and a weakness. 1.2886 0.04975 149 118 19 12
900 The side effects of Ozempic were really understated. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
901 Actually, we're looking for a Hangwoman. 1.2883 0.04745 163 129 21 13
902 Your résumé is thin and our search reveals no background 1.2883 0.04664 163 128 23 12
903 I'm lean, I'm mean and I won't add any fat to the payroll. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
904 I'll be blunt, Mr. Johnson. Your story rings hollow. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
905 It says here you're proficient in Word, Excel, and Etch A Sketch ..... 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
906 It bears repeating — Beth Lawler made it to the caption leaderboard, with — ‘It's time you retire, Keith.’; when she only received 3 votes (and they were ‘Unfunny’). (See #2484, at: https://nextml.github.io/caption-contest-data/dashboards/850.html) 1.2877 0.05408 146 120 10 16
907 We received your resume and information we just need you to fill out your form. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
908 Of course, who hasn’t seen your walk/don’t walk work? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
909 Yes,I can tell just by looking at you that politics would be the perfect career choice! 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
910 Where do you see yourself in five years, assuming no one erases you? 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
911 According to your resume your relevant skill is _ A _ _ _ A _. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
912 I'm just afraid our customers will see right through you. 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
913 Now I see why your resume is just an outline. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
914 Is that all you have to say? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
915 ‘we are looking for someone a little more well-rounded…’ 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
916 Sorry, this office is going wireless. 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
917 Your background seems a little sketchy. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
918 Any other modeling work besides Mrs. Leone’s third grade class? 1.2866 0.04871 157 125 19 13
919 We need someone with more depth for the job. 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
920 Could you rearrange yourself into a table if asked? 1.2866 0.04871 157 125 19 13
921 So, Mr. Hangman, any hobbies? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
922 Should I refer to you as he, she, they, or it? 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
923 You look good on paper but I'm afraid you may not see the big picture. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
924 I'm sorry, we already have too many empty suits here. 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
925 I'm concerned that your resume is quite one dimensional. 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
926 Thank you for being so transparent. 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
927 I'm sorry. We are looking for a candidate with more depth. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
928 Yes, this is a diversity hire. 1.2857 0.04698 161 127 22 12
929 Sorry, we’re actually looking for a hang-woman 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
930 Ah yes, Mr Jenkins, I wanted to tell you what a good artist your son is. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
931 I’m sorry Simon, but with the popularity of unisex lavatories on the rise, we’re going to have to let you go. 1.2848 0.04999 165 135 13 17
932 I have to say it is rare for someone to match their profile picture so well. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
933 Have you modelled before? 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
934 Other than being easy to draw, what else do you have to offer our company? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
935 Your work's been a little flat. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
936 So -- you say you gave everything you had at your last position? 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
937 I hope you’re not just feeding me a bunch of lines. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
938 I was okay until they started to draw the noose and gallows. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
939 Sorry, we're looking for a straw man. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
940 Your résumé needs some fleshing out 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
941 I found my last job a little two dimensional. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
942 I don't think we can hire you. You seem a bit sketchy. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
943 I see you’re gender neutral. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
944 Your resume is pretty thin. 1.2831 0.03994 166 124 37 5
945 My name is Draw, not Drew 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
946 I received a complaint, that you have been hanging around one of the restroom doors. 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
947 I'm sorry Mr. Brown, but calling you "sketchy" does not rise to the level of workplace harassment. 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
948 Cultural differences aside, you have to start filling out forms completely 1.2828 0.04056 198 154 32 12
949 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
950 So, tell me about your work with Burning Man. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
951 Well,it is nice to finally put a face to the name! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
952 I'm having a hard time finding your profile. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
953 We were looking for a more well-rounded candidate, actually. 1.2824 0.04273 170 131 30 9
954 I'm sorry, the position of corporate strawman is already filled. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
955 Can you flesh that out more for me, Mr. Jones? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
956 Sorry, but your job history is a little sketchy. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
957 Lavatory signage is impressive but I’d like to see a bit more on your resume. 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
958 Please flesh out your prior experience for me. 1.2821 0.04795 156 124 20 12
959 We have to start from scratch. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
960 I like to think of myself as a work in progress. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
961 The casting director wants you to lose five more pounds. 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
962 Can I help you? You are looking rather drawn. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
963 Can you at least pretend to look at me while I'm talking? 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
964 We only have a skeleton crew at this time. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
965 Is there an "H"? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
966 Your resume states that you do not require bathroom breaks--is that true? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
967 You say your team didn’t fill you in. Please explain. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
968 Sometimes I feel like my entire life is a sketch. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
969 You're not giving me a lot to work with here. 1.2808 0.05026 146 117 17 12
970 Do you see yourself in ten years? 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
971 You don’t seem to have much substance. 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
972 I’ll draw my own conclusions, thank you. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
973 Yes, I can see you lack perspective. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
974 I feel so empty inside 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
975 I feel so empty, doctor 1.2805 0.03921 164 122 38 4
976 Sir, your application seems a bit sketchy 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
977 Though you talk a good show, i'm afraid I can see right through you. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
978 In all honesty your résumé is a little thin 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
979 No, my uncle does the warnings, I mostly do street sign work. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
980 And would you consider lowering your privacy settings? 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
981 Sorry but we're just looking for someone with more....Personality 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
982 We’re looking for someone who has experience with whiteboard presentations. 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
983 Care to flesh out your resumé? 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
984 Just how flexible do you think you can be? 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
985 What do you have that shows substance? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
986 I see it’s not just your résumé that needs fleshing out 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
987 How did you hear about us? 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
988 We would like you to teach beginning drawing classes 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
989 The problem is, you're a faceless stick figure devoid of genitals. 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
990 Could you fill in a couple blanks for me? 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
991 You must be the one who's been a victim of identity theft. 1.2789 0.04902 147 117 19 11
992 I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
993 We’re looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
994 Thank you for interviewing, but we are looking for a candidate with more depth. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
995 Of course you understand that if you’re hired you’ll be obliged to adhere to our company’s dress code 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
996 How about a game of hangman? 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
997 You stick to your job and I’ll stick to mine. 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
998 Unfortunately you seem to be lacking in substance. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
999 I can be whatever you need me to be. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1000 I got my start as a restroom sign model. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1001 I'm sorry, but that job is already not filled . 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1002 I just feel so empty inside. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1003 So, Mr. Templar, just how did you lose your halo? 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
1004 I’m not going to lie, your body of work is a bit thin. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1005 Why are you always using the word figuratively? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1006 We want you as a model for level 1 Cartoonists. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
1007 Simon Templar! Gosh,you haven't changed a bit. 1.2778 0.05163 144 117 14 13
1008 In answer to your first question, Hangman Incorporated’s death benefits are among the best in the guessing game industry. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1009 My life feels almost two-dimensional lately. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1010 I was hoping this interview would fill in some details, but I guess not. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1011 Let's flesh this out. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1012 You'll need to flesh out a few details. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1013 I just don’t feel seen 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1014 I'd like to be totally transparent with you. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1015 I'm sorry, but I don't know that you have the guts to do what needs to be done in this job. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1016 I assure you that I can be anyone you want me to be. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1017 I just feel really drawn to this position. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1018 I just have a high metabolism 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1019 I’m not sure we have a position for you, Mr. H—ngm—n 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1020 I apologize but I have to stick to this figure. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1021 So tell me more about this empty feeling you have... 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1022 I heard that you've been part of an office love triangle" 1.2767 0.05040 159 131 12 16
1023 I need you to flesh out some of the details. 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1024 You say your entire family was pasted on the back of a car window? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1025 Your resume says your last position was, "hanging on a men's room door." May I ask why you left that job? 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1026 Just stick with it. 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
1027 We have reached the limit of what I can do for you as a therapist. It may be time for you to talk to a cartoonist. 1.2763 0.04957 152 123 16 13
1028 I'm going to need you to fill in some blanks. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1029 It says here your last job was posing for traffic signs? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1030 I’m afraid that I need a little more detail. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1031 Unfortunately Henry, your coworkers feel you’re no more than an empty suit. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
1032 My qualifications? Not to brag, but I'm essentially the poster child for everything. " 1.2759 0.05223 145 119 12 14
1033 We may need to lower your Ozempic dose. 1.2756 0.04776 156 125 19 12
1034 Before I hire you let’s have a talk about which rest room you would use. 1.2756 0.05440 127 103 13 11
1035 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone a little more three-dimensional for this job. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1036 I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you lack the necessary depth of character for this position. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1037 So, at the end of your nightmare, you always get hung? 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1038 ….so what were you doing in the years between employment as a bathroom sign model and “hangman” 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1039 Your resume led me to believe you were a person of more substance. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1040 We're sorry to inform you of your termination but the RNC is uncomfortable with you using either bathroom in the workplace. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
1041 Well, it's going to be difficult finding you another job since Hangman is now going A.I. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
1042 I'm sorry, to get the job Governor DeSantis needs to know what gender you were at birth. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
1043 I'm sorry, but we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
1044 Sorry, we're looking for a candidate with more attention to detail. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1045 I’m being as transparent as I possibly can. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
1046 Is there a S in your name? 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
1047 You look just like your profile picture. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1048 Hm, no, your face is drawing a blank. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1049 As you can see I'm being fully transparent 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1050 You seem to be caught between circular and linear thinking. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1051 So,I understand that you want to be filled in? 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1052 I can be anything you want me to be. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1053 Would you describe yourself as a team player, or someone who likes to stick out? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1054 Unfortunately, we were hoping for someone with a little more substance. 1.2740 0.05005 146 118 16 12
1055 I'm afraid we have no room for another shtick. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1056 Our modeling coordinator will see you now. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1057 Sorry, we already have enough Giacometti sculptures. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1058 Denise took a deep breath. "Come on, you're the HR Manager. You're trained to deal with sticky situations." 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1059 I noticed from your rear windshield that you have children. 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
1060 Your resume is similarly sketchy... 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1061 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with more substance. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1062 I’m sorry for hanging your family as a child. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1063 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1064 All our hangman positions are filled. 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
1065 I’m afraid we’re looking for a bit more substance. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
1066 Your background’s a bit thin. 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
1067 I'm reducing your dosage of Qzempic 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
1068 Your references are excellent, but your experience is a little thin. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
1069 I know it sounds paranoid, but I think someone wants to hang me. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1070 The last time we hired a man like you, we found some of our other employees stirring their coffee with him." 1.2727 0.04591 176 143 18 15
1071 Welcome to the Ozempic sales team! 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1072 In 10 years I see myself with eyes, ears and a mouth. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1073 We’d expect you to flesh out the position over time. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1074 So your previous position was eliminated due to Wordle? 1.2727 0.05279 132 107 14 11
1075 Let's flesh-out some ideas. 1.2727 0.04045 154 116 34 4
1076 I have a feeling that you’ll do very well here at Match.com. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
1077 Your CV needs fleshing out. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1078 Are your mom and dad TransParent as well? 1.2722 0.04499 169 135 22 12
1079 Tell me what you know about eating disorders? 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1080 I see here you have a background in AI 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
1081 Maybe we can flesh things out a bit. 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
1082 At this company we emphasize bringing our whole selves to the workplace. Something tells me you’re not ready to do that. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1083 I think I’ve been a victim of identity theft. 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
1084 Besides playing Hangman, what other experience do you have? 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
1085 I am sorry, but we find your gravitas lacking, although we admire your transparency. 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
1086 We're looking for someone with a little more depth. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1087 I've seen your work on bathroom doors. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
1088 I hope we can expand upon the barebones resume you submitted. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
1089 Well, we do have an opening in the sculpture garden 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1090 We like the way you simplify everything to its most basic elements 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1091 Your resume could also stand to be fleshed out 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1092 I'm going to recommend a change of diet. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1093 We have a casual dress code here, but you are taking it a bit far. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1094 I’m so glad to finally meet with a real person at this company instead of some nameless, faceless voicemail bot. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1095 You are along the lines of someone we’re looking for. 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
1096 Stick around. We might find a place for you. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1097 And are you still taking the new weight loss drug? 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1098 This resume needs fleshing out. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1099 Sir, this was supposed to be a FACE to FACE interview. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1100 What interests you in this position? Your experience appears a little bare boned. 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1101 I'm sorry, but you're all form, no substance. 1.2711 0.04712 166 135 17 14
1102 Welcome to the company and we hope you can stick with us 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
1103 There's not much to tell.. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1104 I see you’re filing a complaint that the game Hangman is culturally insensitive. 1.2708 0.05046 144 117 15 12
1105 I've asked you in to discuss dress policy. 1.2707 0.05243 133 108 14 11
1106 This job is sucking the life out of me, Gloria. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1107 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1108 As you can see I've been fully transparent. 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1109 I promise to be the best employee ever; and I can serve as a woman or a man; whatever you desire! 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
1110 'What you see is what you get,' is not a good answer. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1111 I’m having trouble understanding you. Do you mind if I draw your mouth. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1112 We're hoping you'll stick around. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1113 I'm sorry, but the position read "an accountant that can STICK to the FIGURES." 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1114 Well, I’ve had your test results back and I’m afraid they’re a little sketchy 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
1115 BLANK 1.2701 0.04901 174 146 9 19
1116 We're looking for someone... a little more rounded. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1117 I don’t feel seen. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1118 I'm sorry, but we are looking for someone who is a bit more substantial. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1119 I heard this company keeps a skeleton staff so I’d be perfect 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1120 You might know me from my previous work, at intersections 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1121 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SINCE YOUR LAYOFF FROM HANGMAN? 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1122 It's like my partner and I exist in different dimensions. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1123 Let me outline the job description for you. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1124 Let me guess, you’re feeling flat. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1125 And what makes you believe you'd make a great children's art teacher? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1126 I know you suffered a back injury, but if it's any consultaion, your "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" signs are selling extremely well. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1127 We’re prepared to offer you a stick-figure income. 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
1128 You’re a hard one to figure out. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
1129 So where do you see yourself in five panels? 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
1130 We're looking for someone with a lot of stick-to-itiveness. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1131 I'm sorry, but we need to let you go. 'Pulling your weight' isn't enough. 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1132 'Your first impression leaves people wanting more." 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
1133 How would you explain your attention to detail? 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
1134 We’ll get back to you as soon as we come to a decision. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1135 Why I’d be delighted to endorse your weight loss product. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1136 And this emptiness you are feeling: how would you describe it? 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1137 Please stick to the topic. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1138 Its not easy being AI version 1.0 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1139 So, I'd like to hear more about how you once managed to narrowly escape the gallows." 1.2687 0.05207 134 109 14 11
1140 Who are you? I'm drawing a blank 1.2687 0.05099 134 108 16 10
1141 let's fill in a few personal details, shall we? 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1142 I’m sorry, we’re just looking for a more three-dimensional candidate. 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
1143 Could you fill in more about yourself? 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
1144 When you need someone who can handle sticky situations and is good with figures... 1.2685 0.04915 149 121 16 12
1145 The only open position I have right now is notebook margin doodle 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1146 I'm here to help you flesh out your resume. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
1147 We’re looking for an applicant with a bit more depth — and a higher BMI. 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
1148 I'll follow up with HR to make sure they get you a copy of the dress code policy. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1149 I see here that you come from a long line of pipe cleaners. 1.2680 0.05080 153 127 11 15
1150 I know how to think outside the lines." 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1151 I think you would be perfect for the live action Hangman movie 1.2677 0.05297 127 103 14 10
1152 I loved you in Slippery When Wet. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1153 Who are you reporting as missing? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1154 I was hoping you could flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1155 As you know, this is not a permanent position. You'll just be filling in. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1156 I'm really good with figures. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1157 The last day of Hangman Auditions 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
1158 Your references describe you as sketchy... 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1159 You really don’t see the irony in applying to be a fire warden?” 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1160 What makes you think you can fill in? 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1161 My last job just kind of wore me thin 1.2672 0.05177 131 106 15 10
1162 And how are your 3D computer skills? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
1163 Your work history is somewhat sketchy. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
1164 We won’t leave you hanging, unlike your last job interview 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
1165 A letter of recommendation? I've been built by recommended letters." 1.2671 0.04807 161 132 15 14
1166 Do you have any experience slipping on wet floors? 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1167 I'm afraid we need someone with more depth. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1168 The intern assigned to shadow you has admitted that he is struggling with that assignment. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1169 Everyone starts at pedestrian walkway sign, but car window decal is reachable within a year. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1170 Our clients expect a little more substance. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1171 So you are feeling like you’ve lost your sense of self? 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
1172 So, tell me about your experience in graphic design. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1173 You'll need to flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1174 I suggest putting on a fresh face would be a good start 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1175 Come back in a few years, after you have had a few more life experiences and are more well-rounded out as a person 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1176 I’m trying to flesh out your resume. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1177 I feel like people can see right through me! 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1178 What sticks out about your past experience? 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1179 In your case, I'll just give you an outline of your job. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1180 We offer a 401k and an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
1181 So, you say you feel you're feeling empty? 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1182 Remind me of your qualifications to be a staff illustrator? 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1183 Sorry, we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1184 I'm afraid your resume is a bit thin for this position 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1185 I 'd like to put a different face on HR. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1186 I do like your posture. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1187 Okay, Doc. Stick it to me. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1188 My last job left me unfulfilled 1.2653 0.04858 147 119 17 11
1189 I can't decide if you're a man of mystery, or that I can see right through you. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1190 I see you've drawn a blank 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1191 So where do you see yourself in 5 brushstrokes? 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1192 So when you said on your resume that you were "just hanging"... 1.2653 0.04953 147 120 15 12
1193 Now that we've peeled away the layers of trauma, how do you feel" 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1194 You still haven't specified your pronouns 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1195 Parts of your background are sketchy. Fill me in. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1196 I need you to put some flesh on those ideas. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1197 I'm sorry, but we're just looking for a candidate who is a little more well-rounded 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1198 You seem a little sketchy. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
1199 Stanley, I’m afraid you are no longer carrying your weight at this company. 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
1200 Frankly, I find you a little sketchy. 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
1201 Tell me about your life in broad strokes. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1202 Thanks for bringing this to HR's attention, we're drafting a policy prohibiting 'Hangman' on company computers. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1203 And no one is as transparent as I am... 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1204 It's's a beginner's figure drawing class, so you're perfect for it." 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1205 Let's talk about the areas where you're feeling underdeveloped. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1206 You'll fit right in here at SlimQuick. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1207 I appreciate your transparency. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1208 Wow, that Ozempic is really working for you. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1209 If I hire you, how long will you stick around? 1.2643 0.05130 140 115 13 12
1210 I really appreciate your transparency. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1211 I’ve penciled you in for Thursday. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1212 Well, I am afraid all of our positions have been filled, although I could use a coat rack. 1.2643 0.05130 140 115 13 12
1213 I'm sorry, but this job can only pay SIX figures. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1214 You realize that we could hang it all on you. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1215 We’re really looking for someone a little more well-rounded 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1216 Looks like casual Friday’s won’t be an issue for you. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1217 Great resumé but parts of your background seem a bit sketchy… 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1218 I've had a lot of success with Ozempic. 1.2636 0.05450 129 107 10 12
1219 Dr. I feel so schematic... 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1220 I'd like you to flesh out your resume,Mr. Jones. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1221 It's not just the gaps in your resume' that concern me. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1222 Zoom doesn't do you justice 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1223 I've seen better figures. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1224 Yes, we have a pretty strict dress code. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1225 I'm sorry, but this job requires a more...well rounded candidate 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1226 You describe yourself as having stick-to-itiveness.... 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1227 Your profile needs a little fleshing out. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1228 Under skills you put "detail oriented"? 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1229 He’ll see you now…kind of. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1230 Your work shows you have no attention to details. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1231 Your resume says you were in over 300,000 PowerPoint slide shows from 1991 through 2007, which is certainly impressive, but you've been unemployed since then? 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1232 I can see why you're having an identity crisis 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1233 You wanted to review my outline. 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1234 I see on your resume your last job was "Hang-man". Can you tell me more about it? 1.2624 0.04997 141 115 15 11
1235 Now I see why your work is so one-dimensional. 1.2624 0.04895 141 114 17 10
1236 What pronoun do you use? 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1237 Is ChatGPT your first name or your last name? 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1238 Your problem is you have absolutely no skin in the game. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1239 Your resume's a sham. I can see right through you. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1240 Frankly, you're a little sketchy for the position. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1241 Your transparency is refreshing. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1242 The emoji desk is down the hall. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1243 I recognized you from your artwork in my kindergarten class.” 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1244 Tell me about yourself , I think your resume is a little thin. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1245 She said I was too one dimensional. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1246 Could you flesh things out a bit? 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1247 Wow! Your self portrait has a remarkable likeness. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1248 Do you have any work experience besides hangman and spokesperson for Jenny Craig? 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1249 So, how well do you work with figures? 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1250 How flexible are you? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1251 I'm looking for fulfillment 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1252 You'll need to gain 35 lbs. to get the Crosswalk gig. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1253 I think we can taper off your weight loss plan now. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1254 I'm afraid your experience is a bit sketchy for this job. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1255 All your colleagues are complaining about your gallows humour 1.2612 0.05182 134 110 13 11
1256 Your resume is rather sketchy. 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
1257 So, tell me if you see yourself five years from now. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1258 I don't feel like anyone really sees me. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1259 You know we have a dress code,right Slim? 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
1260 And how may I ask do you identify yourself?? 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
1261 As an art model, you would need to be comfortable posing nude. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1262 Ozempic. Why do you ask? 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1263 Well,you certainly meet the minimum qualifications. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1264 So Dan, did you have lunch yet? 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
1265 I’m sorry, we’re looking for someone a bit more detail-oriented. 1.2606 0.04863 142 115 17 10
1266 Where do you see yourself in 3 dimensions? 1.2606 0.05065 142 117 13 12
1267 My role feels one dimensional. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
1268 I called you in here just to see if we can fill in some things about you. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1269 So, what I'm hearing is you want a fuller life. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1270 I have to ask you a personal question: When you get sunburned, do they call you 'Baton Rouge'?" 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1271 You're so hard to read with that blank look of yours. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1272 The ad should have read 'six figures,' not 'stick figures.' 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1273 I'm very flexible 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1274 I see. And when you're not working, where do you hang? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1275 My major characteristic? I'm very transparent. I hide nothing." 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
1276 I see no need to draw this out. 1.2599 0.04165 177 141 26 10
1277 You want to sue your cartoonist because he maligned you? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1278 Am I getting the full picture here? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1279 Laura, I'm afraid you'll have to wear a triangle so we can identify you as a woman. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1280 We need to cut back your Ozempic dosage. 1.2597 0.04680 154 125 18 11
1281 God I would kill for your figure 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1282 Get back to the drawing board. 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
1283 I'm surprised you didn't include "transparency" in your list of good qualities. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1284 Perhaps you could fill in some details about yourself? 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1285 Not a good idea to stick out around here. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1286 The sketch artist will be here shortly. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1287 So, you re interviewing for the bathroom sign job? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1288 We may have to erase your left leg. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1289 It’s a sketch show and I’m still fleshing out the details. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1290 We were hoping to beef up our staff. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1291 I'm all about transparency. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1292 You're one wrong letter away from being terminated. 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1293 I’m sorry - we’re looking for a more well rounded candidate. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1294 So tell me again. The hip bone's connected to the what? 1.2589 0.05636 112 92 11 9
1295 We thought your résumé was a little thin, but now I can see why." 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1296 Can you help me flesh this out? 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1297 Your lab work came back fine 1.2583 0.04648 151 122 19 10
1298 You're profile seems incomplete. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1299 I'm afraid you lack the depth we were looking for. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1300 As you can see on my resume, I started my career in Children’s Illustration, and then pivoted more toward Health and Safety opportunities; exit signs, etc.” 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
1301 This is your final warning: our “No Shoes No Shirt No Service” policy also extends to our employees. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1302 ... then Microsoft replaced you with a talking paper clip? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1303 Could you flesh out your resumé a bit? 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1304 If I turn to the side I disappear completely. 1.2576 0.05227 132 109 12 11
1305 Well your resume is pretty thin. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1306 We have a lot of stock-photo opportunities available for your demographic. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1307 You may want to flesh out your resume a bit... 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1308 "Pl_y_ng the v_ct_m c_rd, _r_ w_?" 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1309 We don't think there's enough dimension to your character 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1310 Casual Friday doesn't mean 'no pants'. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1311 May I use your restroom? I can’t hold it in like I use to. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1312 I'd stick with this figure if I were you 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1313 Frankly, your resume looks a little sketchy. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
1314 You failed your psychology test because of your superficial self portrait. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1315 What will you wear on Casual Friday? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1316 The management will see right through you 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1317 Congratulations, you're the only applicant the AI let through. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1318 And you hope art school will help? 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
1319 Perhaps I misspoke when I asked you to simplify things around here. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
1320 Your references describe you as flat and one dimensional. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1321 It says here you spent the last eight years as a pipe cleaner, do you want to elaborate? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1322 I'm afraid we can't have you sticking around. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1323 Clearly, this is a case of stolen identity. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1324 Ask me anything, I've got nothing to hide." 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1325 You make a fine point. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1326 My life feels so one dimensional." 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1327 Well yes, allergies to wrought iron are fairly rare. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1328 You're _ired. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1329 We’re looking for someone detail-oriented. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1330 It’s an intermittent fast diet. I eat once a year. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1331 Well I do have one job opening on the back of a mini-van 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1332 This job is just draining me. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1333 I know you put your heart and soul into the company, but... 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1334 Your resume is a little sketchy. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1335 Dogs love me 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1336 Can you tell me WHY you want to stick it to the man? 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1337 We’re sorry to let you go, but I’m just not seeing any substance.” 1.2552 0.04872 145 119 15 11
1338 You're in luck. We are starting up an obscurity department. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1339 Of course we are looking for the most well rounded applicant. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1340 We support flexible work schedules, but we haven't seen your face in the office in weeks. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1341 I'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1342 Describe how you solved a problem with simplistic hand gestures and comical body poses. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1343 You seem like a person who will stick with the company. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1344 As I explained at the PTA meeting, the hangman “game” is giving little Timmy nightmares. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1345 I see you are a linear thinker 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1346 Mr. Stick, your life insurance application was rejected because you're made of wood, and you smoke! 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1347 Your body of work speaks for itself 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1348 Playing Hangman on company time violates our policies 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1349 I'm afraid we are looking for someone whose resume has a bit more substance. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1350 Your co-workers seem to find you a bit sketchy. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1351 You need to fill out your resume. It’s a little thin. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1352 Yes, we did advertise for a lineman, but… 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1353 Can you flesh out your resume a little for me? 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1354 Well, we've connected the dots; now let's try to fill in some of the gaps, shall we? 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1355 If you want to work here, you've got to be able to stick it out. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1356 I do have a job opening as a model in an art class for beginners. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1357 My biggest weakness? Sometimes I stretch myself a little thin. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1358 I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you now. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1359 I see the diet worked 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1360 Well, at least you were able to slip the noose. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1361 I'm tired of just doing restroom signs. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1362 Can we please stick to the figures, Ma'am? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1363 Did X refer you? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1364 But you have to have a pronoun. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1365 I'm pretty sure management will see right thru you. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1366 Actually, at this company having no personality is a plus". 1.2538 0.05273 130 108 11 11
1367 I prefer working remotely, I'll be here, but barely. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1368 I see you’ve done a lot of cartoon modelling. 1.2537 0.05156 134 111 12 11
1369 I appreciate your fundamental transparency, Mr. Stickman 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1370 Are you always so transparent? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1371 and what makes you think you have an eating disorder? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1372 Ever since Wordle came along I can't seem to catch a break. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1373 Other than playing “Hangman “ did you have any other roles? 1.2535 0.04734 142 115 18 9
1374 So your name is Clippy and you used to work for Microsoft? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1375 You appear to lack depth for this job. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1376 Could you possibly flesh out your resumé a bit? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1377 I am wearing clothes. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1378 wow, you look like shit 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1379 No, no, we certainly don't discriminate against pipe cleaners, we run a clean operation here. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1380 What about stones? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1381 Let me get this straight. The children keep trying to hang you? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1382 I just wasn't feeling comfortable in my own skin. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1383 I’m terribly sorry, but you lack the dimension required for this position. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1384 When H.R. told me you wanted to stick it to the man, I didn’t think you were being literal. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1385 ‘We are looking for someone more well rounded.’ 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1386 I took keto too far. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1387 I just can't seem to put on a happy face these days. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1388 I see everything I need to know. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1389 Sorry, but we think your story needs to be fleshed out. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1390 It may be time to retire, you were one letter away from disaster 1.2520 0.05119 127 104 14 9
1391 Even if you can prove Wordle is just computerized Hangman there’s still no lawsuit here. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1392 Yes, but how do I know you are the guy from hangman? 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1393 If we give you this job, what makes you think you can stick with it? 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1394 I see now why you said you were a self made man. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1395 Your resume looks good...and for a banker you seem to be pretty transparent. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1396 Help me flesh out a few details about the real you 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1397 How long have you had appendages, Mr. Spoon? 1.2519 0.04888 131 106 17 8
1398 Your resume seems a bit thin to me. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1399 I'm just not sure you have the stomach for this job. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1400 We’ve decided to make a change with our bathroom signage. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1401 I can say I do not think dieting is the solution. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1402 Unfortunately, Midjourney and Dall-E have made you redundant in marketing, accounting, and editorial cartooning, but we have an opening in Ms Phipps's pre-k class. Are you willing to train in finger painting? 1.2519 0.04900 135 110 16 9
1403 I need to know… does this State have the Death Penalty? 1.2519 0.04900 135 110 16 9
1404 I always feel I’m only one letter away from a hanging 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1405 Errr-about that dress code. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1406 I don’t know — I feel so empty 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1407 Greg, this new minimalist lifestyle you have is getting out of hand. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1408 Tell me about your education after kindergarten 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1409 One day I'm a leading rest room sign model and then poof! 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1410 We were hoping to work with someone with skin in the game. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1411 I'd say my best quality is my stick-to-it-iveness. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1412 I see that your form is not filled in. 1.2500 0.04878 144 119 14 11
1413 It was a sticky situation. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1414 Frankly, we were hoping for someone more three dimensional and not so empty headed. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
1415 As I told you last time, Mr. Figure, the company has a strict dress code. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1416 You seem to have taken simplifying your life to an extreme. 1.2500 0.05459 116 96 11 9
1417 Well, do you feel sketchy? 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1418 My mother always told me that when God handed out bodies I must have been at the end of the line. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1419 I think we need to back off the Ozempic a bit. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1420 Yes I tend to stick out in crowded rooms 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1421 Sounds a little sketchy to me. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1422 Do you have any last words? 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1423 So, you wanna stick it to the man? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1424 I'm sorry, but you've been penciled in for tomorrow at this time. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
1425 Don't try to make excuses for your bad behavior, I can see right through you! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1426 I assume you are applying for the job as virtual assistant? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1427 Is there an ‘e’ in your name? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1428 We place a lot of value on simplicity here. Is that something you’re comfortable with? 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1429 I am sorry, but I do have to ask fro your pronouns. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
1430 I feel like I'm seeing less and less of you these days. 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1431 IT says here you are a bare bones guy and a stickler for detail. 1.2500 0.05087 132 109 13 10
1432 I think the diet is working. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1433 For the last time, you cannot tell our employees "this is a stick up". 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1434 6’3” and 215 pounds 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1435 When we asked you to be transparent with us, this isn’t what we meant 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1436 Maybe you can fill in a few of your personal details for me. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1437 I was hoping you could flesh out your resume for me. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1438 About your resume, could you also put some meat on the bones? 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1439 What I lack in experience, I more than make up for in stick-to-itiveness 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1440 Is there a reason you didn’t want to sit directly in front of me? 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1441 While your resume is certainly impressive, we’re looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1442 "We're looking for someone well-rounded." 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
1443 But, can you stick with it? 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1444 I admire your versatility. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1445 We mostly work with figures. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1446 I recommend going back to the drawing board. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1447 I'm sorry, your credentials seem a bit sketchy. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1448 Now please give me your canned answers in response to my meaningless interview questions. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1449 Are you fasting today? 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1450 You'll be able to squeeze through tight spots, that's for sure ! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1451 *I'm taking you off Ozempic." 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1452 I want to grow with your company and be seen as more than just an empty suit. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1453 At my last job, I felt they never really saw me. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1454 We can start you with a stick figure salary. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1455 Don’t worry about being overdrawn. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1456 Your name on the application is incomplete. Are there any “e”s? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1457 May I ask, Ozempic? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1458 Yes, I'm familiar. My boss doodles you all the time. 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
1459 You don't look at all like your picture. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1460 Do you have any other experience modeling other than the handicap signs? 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1461 You should know we value transparency. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1462 What's wrong? You look drawn. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1463 My parents? Well, my father was an alcoholic and my mother was a pencil. 1.2478 0.05696 113 95 8 10
1464 Your background looks sketchy. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1465 Stick to the topic, Mr Figure. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1466 Thanks for applying, but the Senator prefers arguments with straw men. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1467 Please come back when you have it all figured out. 1.2471 0.04320 170 139 20 11
1468 That really seems like more of a straw man argument. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1469 You went too far with your juice cleanse. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1470 Before we start, perhaps you'd like something to eat? 1.2464 0.05019 138 115 12 11
1471 What skills would you bring to our organization, Mr. Hangman? 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1472 Wanna play hang man? 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1473 No… I’m drawing a blank 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1474 In five years I hope to improve my profile." 1.2463 0.04905 134 110 15 9
1475 I’m afraid you’re in New Hampshire, where hangings are still legal and word games are taken very, very seriously. 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1476 Welcome. I'll fill you in with the details tomorrow. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1477 People keep telling me "You're not all there." 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1478 Thanks for coming in. I’d like to start by apologizing for repeatedly requesting that you turn your zoom camera on during our first interview. 1.2462 0.05012 130 107 14 9
1479 The job pays stix figures. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1480 So, you'd like to know if you can make a libel claim against the artist for being badly drawn? 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1481 I have to say, your resume is a little sketchy. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1482 I am sorry, but this job requires someone with a lot of guts. And that is just not you. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1483 I'm guessing 'they/them'? 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1484 And one of our core values is transparency. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1485 I'd like to help you Mr. Curtis, but I'm drawing a blank. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1486 You say on your resume your last job just left you hanging? 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1487 Go, figure. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1488 Unfortunately, your background is a little sketchy. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1489 Yes, you do look familiar, but from where, my mind is drawing a blank. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1490 We are concerned that you are not eating enough ... 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1491 We received a complaint from someone on the ladies' room door. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1492 We are looking for some more well rounded. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1493 It all started when I was just a little dot. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1494 I can pencil you in for an appointment next week. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1495 So you were assigned to the men's room door, although you identify as female? 1.2455 0.05657 110 92 9 9
1496 You’re a great actor. Why would the studio ever typecast you? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1497 To be honest, your case is also pretty thin. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1498 If you got the job,would you be ok wearing some clothes? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1499 Briefly, how well do you relate to nonstick figures? 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1500 Oh yeah, I’ve heard them all: coat hanger, twisty tie, pipe cleaner, wire face, sliver hips, stick pretzel… I’m pretty thick skinned. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1501 Your CV was kind of schematic, too. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1502 My preferred identity is a genderfluid doodle. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1503 So, I guess it is safe to say we both have body image issues. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1504 I’m an excellent mediator because I have no skin in the game. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1505 I can be anyone you want me to be. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1506 I think we need to draw a line under this and move forwards. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1507 In some exciting news, we've named an insect after you. 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1508 Which weight-loss drug have you been taking? 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1509 From what I see, your resume seems a bit padded. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1510 How long do you think you'll stick around? 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1511 Now stick with me on this 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1512 You need to stop calling in stick. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1513 I just wish your proposal was a bit more fleshed out 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1514 I started with Oprah--then did Donny and Marie--then Akins and finally GoLo and reached my ideal weight... 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1515 We just need you to flesh out some items on your résumé. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1516 I’ve been feeling empty. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1517 Are there any additional details you can share with me? 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1518 I see Hangman on your resume. Anything else? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1519 So, do I understand that you wish to remain anonymous? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1520 I feel so 2-dimensional 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1521 Other than your work on crime scenes, what else have you done? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1522 We need somebody who can cut expenses to the bare bones. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1523 So tell me more about this game you played as a child. First your friends would guess a letter, then what happened next? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1524 Well have you considered taking a more linear approach 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1525 I was erased from my last position. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1526 I'm afraid we're looking for someone more... well-rounded. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1527 Now let's flesh out your work history. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1528 What’s your secret to staying so slim? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1529 Will you abide by our dress code? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1530 Your presentation offers a general outline, but it would be great if you could fill in some of the details. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1531 I see right through you. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1532 I’m having trouble reading you. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1533 You may recognize me from my work on @whiteboard_daily 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1534 Lav, it's my sad duty to inform you that we're instituting unisex bathrooms and your position has become redundant. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1535 Are you really Simon Templar? 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1536 We do charge a flat fee. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1537 I feel so used… I never make it to the final artwork 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1538 Care to explain why your resume is blank after kindergarten? 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1539 Your resume seems a bit thin. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1540 You say you think your Creator lacks imagination? 1.2424 0.05936 99 83 8 8
1541 I’m worried you’re spreading yourself too thin. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1542 You're résumé's a little thin. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1543 Which doctor prescribed this diet again? 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1544 I appreciate your sticktoedness, but I'm afraid we are looking for a bit more substance. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1545 You’ve been promoted to Director of Downsizing. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1546 You’re asking me where the washrooms are? That’s your whole job! 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1547 You can either resign, or we will keep guessing letters. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1548 Frankly, your resume looks a little thin. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1549 Mr. Ellison, I presume? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1550 We're happy to say that you really did stick the interview! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1551 Some employees have been complaining about your lack of clothing. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1552 Be advised that our company doesn't recognize being a stick figure as a handicapping condition we need to accommodate. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1553 I'm sorry, but the EEOC does permit us to discriminate on the basis of dimentionality. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1554 Sticking to your diet? 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1555 You strike me as someone who would stick around. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1556 So, you’re applying for the elementary art position? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1557 Can you elaborate on how your prior experience as an associate lavatory door indicator prepares you for the open position of pedestrian cross walk indicator? 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1558 Interesting…could you flesh that out a bit more. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1559 So tell me more about why you want to be a sign model. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1560 I want to hire you, but you have a very thin profile. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1561 Stop giving me that blank look. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1562 The draughtsman will see you now. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1563 I see by your resume you were born in the sticks. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1564 I can be whomever you want me to be 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1565 Also, your resume seems sketchy.. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1566 Your background is a little sketchy. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1567 I want a job that will really round me out. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1568 Mr. Wells will see you now. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1569 Can you please explain the gaps in your resume? I need help understanding what “H_NGM_N IC_N” means. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1570 As for your greatest strength, it's obviously your stick-to-itiveness. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1571 My pronouns? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1572 I'm sorry. I just don't see any substance here. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1573 You’re going to want to flesh out your resume. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1574 Thank you, but, we prefer someone with more...personality. 1.2403 0.05016 129 107 13 9
1575 I have you penciled in for tomorrow at this time. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1576 Let's be realistic. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1577 For now, we would just like you to stand near the men’s room. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1578 I’m just here to stick it to The Man. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1579 I would rather be a straw person than a stick person. Can you help me? 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1580 Sorry but we’re just not another faceless corporation. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1581 Well, look at you, sticking it to the man! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1582 Yes, we do have gender neutral bathrooms for employees. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1583 I feel as if I’m drawn to you 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1584 I'm sorry, Sir, but we were looking for someone more ... three-dimensional. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1585 What we really need is someone with some backbone. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1586 Could you flesh out things a bit more? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1587 You obviously can stick to a diet. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1588 You’re hanging on by a thread. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1589 Yes, I do think clothes make the man. Why do you ask? 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1590 I think this job will really round me out. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1591 You need to make some more cuts to your team. 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
1592 We aren't going to cancel Bring Your Dog to Work Day because one person complains. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1593 I was thinking i would be able to put a face to a name! 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1594 Sorry to keep you waiting so long. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1595 Do you think of yourself as open-minded? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1596 Marc, I think you need to flesh out your idea. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1597 So, besides your work as the Face of Hangman, can you tell me a little more about the gaps in your resumé? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1598 So all you did was give up carbs? 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1599 Your resume is impressive but we need to fill in a few details. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1600 yes we do have a position for a weight loss coach 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1601 Your resume is a mere outline with no real substance. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1602 I really don't think you should lead our body dysmorphia support group. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1603 Well,your bloodwork results came back,and you are definitely in ketosis. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1604 Could you flesh out your resume a little more? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1605 Do you really expect me to hire a naked person? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1606 I'm sorry Mr Hangman, I can't sell you any life insurance. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1607 I assume your wife and kids are still stuck to the minivan. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1608 If we hire you,how long will you stick around ? 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1609 'We've decided to give the job to Stones." 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
1610 Once again, your work is simply lacking necessary detail. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1611 And it was after the last incorrect letter that they hung you? 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
1612 Spare me the details 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1613 I completely understand your need for self-expression, Mr. Toody; but, to be fair, we did hire you to be a stick figure. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1614 I am afraid that the only way to resolve your back pain is to increase your core strength. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1615 Mind if I just stick around? 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1616 Do you have any linear modeling experience? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1617 How do you handle the pressure of an eraser? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1618 I fit in easily 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1619 We're actually looking for a straw man. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1620 The job description read, 'stickler for figures,' not 'stick figures'. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1621 Can you pose for me as if you were suddenly subject to high voltage powerlines? 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1622 You misunderstood, the position pays six figures. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1623 And were your parents very animated? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1624 Yes, I’d say you can stop taking the diet pills now. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1625 BLANK 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1626 I'm sorry. We actually called for "shtick" in our help-wanted, but our printer made a typo. 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1627 So you're a model. Have I seen your work? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1628 Okay. We'll consider using 'Stick Figure' on our pronoun list. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1629 Let's flesh this out a little. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1630 I’m feeling a little drawn, lately. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1631 The doctor won’t be much longer 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1632 So, can you flesh out your work experience for me? 1.2366 0.05064 131 110 11 10
1633 Your resume is pretty sketchy! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1634 Just stick to the figures, sir 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1635 Think you'll stick around? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1636 Perhaps you weren't informed. We don't do Casual-Fridays. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1637 I'm afraid your resumé looks a little thin. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1638 We're looking for employees like you; those that will stick around. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1639 I was lead to believe by your resume that you were a man of substance. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1640 That's where I draw the line. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1641 Dr. Rorschach will see you shortly. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1642 You could say I live up to my children’s expectations 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1643 You keep saying you are there "for position only," but what does that mean? 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1644 Everyone treats me like a stick in the mud but I feel like there so much more to me than meets the eye. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1645 Theres a lot of people who want men like you to hang 1.2362 0.05056 127 106 12 9
1646 We are in a sticky situation, aren't we. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1647 I want you to sue all those people who are continually drawing me without paying me anything, in violation of the copyright statutes. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1648 So what draws you to this kind of work? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1649 If you would fill out your form sir, we could continue the interview. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1650 Yes, this is a "Finishing School", but not the kind you think it is. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1651 I believe transparency is the best policy. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1652 Thank you kindly for your interest! .. but, We were actually looking for a buff & hunky, no-time-to-shave young Ernest Hemingway bearded, offshore oil rig roughneck working, NewGen undiscovered Vogue runway Model, kinna guy with, calloused hands & a blue-collar Dad-Bod in REAL oily overalls for our "Light Your Summer~Fall BBQ" Ad campaign 2023 here at The Long & Skinny Match Stick Company, LLC. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1653 And here, in our three-dimensional world, we call this 'mansplaining.' 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1654 You say your hobbies are children's art, rear window decoration and word finding puzzles? 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1655 First, let's discuss your diet. 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1656 Have you experienced any side effects from the medication? 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1657 This job search has taken a lot out of me. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1658 Since when did you start to have self esteem issues,Mr Templar? 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1659 Do you have a bathroom preference"? 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1660 And do you have any dietary restrictions? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1661 The call was for "sick" patients. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1662 Your resume seems a bit bare bones... 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1663 Sorry,doctor,but I have gone blank. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1664 Should I fill you in on the details? 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1665 I must admit, you're the most two-dimensional candidate we've interviewed. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1666 I see through you! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1667 What do you look like when you are angry? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1668 "We do value transparency in this organization." 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1669 I'm a blank slate. . 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1670 Yes, I think you have a very strong case for reparations from anyone who ever played the hang man word game. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1671 I remember when you were just a twig. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1672 I want to hire you, but you seem sketchy to me. 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
1673 Is your wife a good cook? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1674 We need to work on building your image 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1675 Honestly, Mr. Figure, your case seems a little thin. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1676 I'm 6'3", and I weigh 215# 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1677 I need you to tell me which rest room should I use. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1678 Don't make me spell it out. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1679 Your past employment record looks a little sketchy. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1680 I'm afraid I can't answer your question--I've drawn a blank. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1681 Can you lift 50 pounds? 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1682 This is what Artificial Intelligence looks like. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1683 We are sorry to inform you that we are replacing you with emoji's. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1684 So how do you feel about erasers? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1685 I'm afraid we are not ready for your kind of extreme transparency at our company this time. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1686 You’re work here is really starting to stick out. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1687 I'd like you to meet the rest of the team...can you stick around? 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1688 May I call you Stick or do you prefer Mr. Figure. 1.2339 0.05135 124 104 11 9
1689 Obviously: "Could we try to flesh out your resume a bit? " 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1690 Thanks for pencilling me in at such short notice 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1691 And are the gallows in the room with us right now? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1692 We’re looking for go-getters who are multidimensional. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1693 Next time, please knock. Just slipping under the door is so inappropriate. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1694 Your last job was disposing of corrosive chemicals? 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1695 To be honest, your resume is rather thin. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1696 Was there anything you didn't like about your last job 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1697 So you’re saying your previous employer didn’t really draw on your strengths? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1698 I have to be honest...you may be a bit one dimensional for this position. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1699 How long have you felt two dimensional? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1700 Though the company puts a high premium on good behavoiur, we dont expoect you to be a Saint. 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
1701 My transparency can be both a strength and a weakness. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1702 I'm sorry but I think we're looking for a candidate a bit more well rounded. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
1703 I'm a big fan of your work at crime scenes. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
1704 So, you fear dogs are going to fetch you. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1705 I don't know doc, I'm feeling kinda empty. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1706 You’re missing a letter with your resume. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1707 You'll need to flesh out this resume a bit more. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1708 Look, no one's a saint. 1.2331 0.04760 133 110 15 8
1709 So you feel you lack fulfillment. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1710 We don’t have job openings for men’s bathrooms signs anymore except in our offices in North Carolina. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1711 We don't see many resumes that stick out like yours. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1712 …and what might be your pronouns? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1713 You have lost some weight! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1714 Your resumé is impressive, but we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1715 Your Resume appears to be a bit thin... 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1716 I can see right through you. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1717 You really need to flesh out a personality if you want to make it around here. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1718 You're the kind of person to whom I'm inexplicably drawn. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1719 Let's start by fleshing out your experience, then your entire body. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1720 The interview is going well, but you're resume is...one dimensional 1.2326 0.04861 129 107 14 8
1721 If we hire you, will you promise not to eliminate my job? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1722 Sorry I kept you waiting so long. 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1723 Don't give me the same old schtick man. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1724 I’ll pencil you in for next Thursday. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1725 You don't seem like you have anything to hide. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1726 Sorry, the hangman position is no longer politically correct. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1727 You aren't looking yourself today." 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1728 Your resume doesn't seem quite complete. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1729 It says here your account is underdrawn. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1730 Come on, don’t leave me hangin’. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1731 Well,I will say you’re nothing if not transparent. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1732 Sorry, but we're hiring only well-rounded applicants. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
1733 Hmmm," thought Margie, "maybe he's just a bit too thin. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
1734 Have you always been this wiry? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1735 they never guessed a single vowel! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1736 Your whole application looks sketchy to me. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1737 Don’t you stand for anything?! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1738 Your résumé is rather sketchy. Could you flesh it out for me? 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1739 This resume is rather bare bones. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1740 Look, all I’m asking for is a face. Heck, I’d even settle for the Have a Nice Day smile. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1741 Wow, those new drugs people are using for weight loss are really amazing! 1.2313 0.05071 134 114 9 11
1742 I’m taking you off the Ozempic. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1743 Well, to be honest, your resume is a little thin... 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1744 Let's make this simple.... 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1745 Tell me more about your modeling experience. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1746 Good News: No More Radiation Treatments 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1747 Listen, you are allowed to show all your dimensions. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1748 This job has taken everything out of me. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1749 How long did you say you have been on Ozempic? 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1750 I'm afraid your outline for the project needs some fleshing out. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1751 Mr. Hangman, is there and E in your first name? 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1752 I’m reinventing myself, so I’ve let go of everything I was and I’m starting from the bare basics. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1753 They told me to "stick it to the man", but I wasn't sure if they were referring to me 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1754 If you can maintain your absence of gender, social, and racial signifiers, you’ll be a shoe-in as our new communications chief. 1.2308 0.05205 117 98 11 8
1755 I thought your resume lacked depth; now I see why 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1756 Are you a he or a she? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1757 I can’t ask this, but do you ever wake up scribbled? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1758 Why would you oppose non-binary bathrooms? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1759 No halo, Mr Templar? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1760 I'm reluctant to hire you because your background seems a little sketchy. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1761 'A shadow of your former self' is a bit of an understatement. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1762 I am extremely adaptable. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1763 I’d like to flesh put your resume just a bit… 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1764 Our firm works with facts, not figures. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1765 Oh, I get that a lot, but I wasn't the man they tried to hang. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1766 I have to be honest, you seem a little sketchy. 1.2295 0.05307 122 104 8 10
1767 You are OK For casual Fridays but most of our departments require clothes the test of the week. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1768 Your resume suggests that you lack substance. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1769 We'll have to figure out how to beef up your resumé. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1770 It's an honor to meet you, I used to draw you all the time. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1771 Please try to stick to your story. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1772 Yes, I really am Johnny's dad. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1773 Can you flesh that out for me a little? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1774 It looks like you prefer to keep things simple. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1775 I, too, was once like you 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1776 What's your experience in downsizing?" 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1777 The algorithm will see you now. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1778 I value your transparency 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1779 You’ll fit right in, our CEO is one-dimensional too. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1780 I am especially good at getting down to the basics. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1781 I'm sorry. We're looking for a details man. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1782 I feel so drawn 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1783 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with a more multi-dimensional perspective. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1784 Can you tell me more about the drug commercial you acted in?’ 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1785 Tell me more about how they couldn't guess the word in time. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1786 Sorry, I'll have to fill you in later. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1787 Let me break this job down to the bare bones... 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1788 The jury will see right thru you. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1789 You’ll get the dog, and your wife will keep the child and the house with the squiggly line coming out of the chimney. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1790 I’m sorry, we have to let you go. HR has received too many complaints that you’re just not showing up. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1791 I am afraid we are looking for someone with a little more... substance. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1792 So… What are your pronouns? 1.2286 0.04166 175 146 18 11
1793 I think we’ll need your work outline a little more filled in. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1794 Tell me about yourself 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1795 Yes, you're a scribble of your former self. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1796 I’d like to take some time to flesh out our agreement. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1797 Your resume is a little thin. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
1798 Your performance has fallen flat. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1799 I’m no saint! 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1800 Choose our school,and I promise you'll become a solid citizen. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1801 Can you fill me in a little bit more? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1802 Of course I can do the job! I am a stick-to-it kind of guy! 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1803 You free to hang after work? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1804 But you didn't fill out your form... 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1805 Looks like you forgot to fill out one of our forms. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1806 Would you be willing to color outside the lines? 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1807 The job description did say “get back to basics” 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1808 Let's discuss your verbal communication skills. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1809 Can I be fully transparent with you? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1810 Can you tell me why you are interested in art school? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1811 My first suggestion would be to stop hanging out with poor spellers. 1.2273 0.05427 110 93 9 8
1812 We're looking for someone to fill in right away 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1813 Unfortunately, there are lot of vehicles with stick figure families pictured on them, sir... they aren't necessarily YOUR missing family of stick figures. This will be a tough case." 1.2273 0.04880 132 111 12 9
1814 What you see is what you get 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1815 I just know you're going to fit in. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1816 I'm having trouble seeing you as our face for all inclusive vacations. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1817 I started my career in the field of boardroom whiteboards. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1818 Well, as a matter of fact, we do have an opening in our Hangman game... 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1819 … well your experience is a little thin… 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1820 I just feel invisible around here. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1821 Do not let your 5-year-old's artwork define your identity. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1822 Reveal something about yourself not on your resume. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1823 In my view, you just don't have enough meat on your bones. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1824 I worked in other multinationals bathrooms signs before 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1825 I'm sorry but your role is being erased. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1826 It may have something to do with your diet. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1827 Stiff? No, I said I'm feeling stick. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1828 This job doesn’t define me. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1829 We are working on a position we haven't quite fleshed out that might be a good match for you. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1830 We need you to fill in some details; your resume was rather sketchy. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1831 Sorry. You're barely suited for the job. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1832 Why do you think people accuse you of having no depth? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1833 Thanks for sticking around. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1834 So, you're interested in the branch manager position. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
1835 You seem a bit thing on experience for our graphic design position. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1836 You know I can see right through you and your lies Mr. Jones. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1837 Are you fasting,again,Eddie,or is this another hunger strike? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1838 we're looking for someone who's more of a stickler for detail" 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1839 „I have a sketchy past“ 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1840 I've had some complaints about the blank stare and the lack of appropriate office attire. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1841 Yeah, well, AI has me all wrong! 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1842 No resume? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1843 You'll be happy to know that we have a free cafeteria 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1844 We've determined that you are devoid of any individuality. Congratulations, you're hired. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1845 What's your schtick, man? 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
1846 I see that you are being extremely transparent. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1847 We told you from the very beginning, we work people to the bone here. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1848 I think you misunderstood the memo stating that the office would be running on a skeleton staff for the summer. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1849 I’m used to being stretched thin. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1850 As you can see, I have no baggage. I'm you ideal candidate. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1851 Frankly, some pedestrians in the area have complained that you give off the wrong signal. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1852 I feel like I've lost all perspective, doc. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1853 I see you are already familiar with the employee benefits package 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1854 Tell me again about your body of work 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1855 We were hoping to fill in a little identifying information for you, Mr. Stick. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1856 How do you feel about body shaming? 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1857 Wondering if you could flesh that out a bit more for me. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1858 Welcome to Matchstick.com 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1859 Maybe you took intermittent fasting a little too seriously! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1860 I wish the cartoonist could have completed this job interview drawing. Not sure what to say to a stick figure. I guess the writers strike is having it's affect everywhere! 1.2243 0.05363 107 90 10 7
1861 As long as you’re not a stick in the mud you should do fine. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1862 I’m afraid you lack the depth needed to understand what I’m saying. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1863 Well, you seem perfectly in line with the requirements for this job. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1864 It says here on your resume you have extensive experience guessing letters.” 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1865 Yes, yes… very interesting. But we hired you for your simplicity. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1866 While I do admire your 'stick-to-itiveness', I'm afraid your chances are slim, Mr. Linea. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1867 Have you considered decreasing the dose of Ozempic? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1868 For one, your resume could be a little more fleshed out. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1869 Your resume also needs fleshing out. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1870 I’m just not drawn to life. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1871 This won't do. Let's go back to the drawing board. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1872 You've shown me the basic outline, but now let's flesh out the details. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1873 I'm sorry - we're looking for someone who's good with figures. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1874 I heard you were looking for a skeleton crew. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1875 So you feel a cape is the answer? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1876 Where do you see yourself in five doodles? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1877 We have something open with a wife, two kids and a dog on the back window of a Volvo. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1878 You might recognize my cousin from the restroom door. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1879 So, that’s a brief outline. Later we’ll fill in the details. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
1880 So,do you want to fill in the picture for me or do I have to call your parents? 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1881 First the good news. Your bone density numbers are fantastic. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1882 I don't know what it is but this job doesn't make me feel whole anymore. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1883 I see here that you are willing to waive health insurance benefits. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1884 We're not sure the Art Department is the right fit for you. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1885 You seem like a nice guy, Mr. Smith. It's just... there's very little detail about you here. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1886 I promise to work right down to the bone! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1887 There is more to me than meets the eye. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1888 It will be challenging to sell lipstick without a mouth. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1889 Good thing you came in for a checkup, Miss Stickney — you look quite pale and drawn! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1890 Is this about the all-gender restrooms again? 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
1891 To be honest, your performance has been a little sketchy. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1892 Doc, I feel like a mere outline of my former self 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1893 You say that you met him on his trip down the river Styx? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1894 Why would you think weight is an issue? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1895 Understand you want to be part of our bare bones crew. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1896 I think you misunderstood when we advertised for a wire-frame modeler. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1897 What do you mean when you say you’re a “work in progress?” 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1898 And you feel you are the victim of body shaming. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1899 So, you think you"re going to be able to fill-in here 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1900 Mr. Templar, apparently you're not the Saint you once were. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1901 When did you first think you might be anorexic? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1902 So, you're unhappy because you don't feel seen at work? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1903 People only see me as a one-dimensional character. I am so much more. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1904 Your résumé is a bit thin….Can you flesh it out? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1905 I see from your resumé that you're from the sticks. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1906 Your resume needs to be fleshed out a bit more 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1907 Well, if you'd lose the arms and legs, we could use you as a desk lamp. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1908 All we need is for you to sign on the dotted... err... 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1909 I woke up like this... Flawless 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1910 Please use this interview to flesh out what your resume hasn’t. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1911 You realize that by applying for this job you must know how to do figures 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1912 Would you mind filling in the gaps? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1913 But, I've been a Strawman here for 25 years! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1914 Can we just stick to exactly why you're here! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1915 Where do you see yourself in five pencil strokes? 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1916 I just don't want to be the token stick man. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1917 I’ve been having trouble grasping the dimension of this situation 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1918 You might be interested in our dress code. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1919 Of course, we’ll have to flesh out the details. 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
1920 We need more transparency from you. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1921 Could you flesh that out a little? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1922 Despite your stick-to-it-iveness, your coworkers say they can see right through you. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1923 Stick...okay,is that Mr. Ms. or Mrs.? 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1924 I need to flesh out your application. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1925 Your resume looks very thin. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1926 We were looking for someone with more depth. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1927 YOU REALLY NEED THIS JOB. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1928 ChapGpt...that is moi. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1929 Chad tried to explain the situation, but he couldn’t stop feeling that, with every misplaced word, every wrong letter, he was slowly hanging himself. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1930 I adore your novel but the characters need more fleshing out 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1931 Let me flesh out your job description. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1932 I'm afraid you lack a little substance. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1933 Do you ever feel that people are looking right through you? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1934 Michael, we need to talk about casual Fridays 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1935 Sorry, but we are looking for someone who is more well-rounded. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1936 We thought we ought to flesh out your resume. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1937 I feel like you always do the bare minimum. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1938 I must warn you that tenure here depends upon your body of work. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1939 Sorry; we are looking for someone well-rounded.. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1940 If there is a second interview, are you OK using FaceTime? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1941 I'm afraid your chances are slim. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1942 I see you prefer the bare essentials. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1943 Everyone tells me I should stick to what I'm doing. But I think I should branch out. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1944 I was one vowel away from never seeing Teresa and the kids again. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1945 If you get the job, how long are you intending to stick around? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1946 Where do you see yourself in 3Ds? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1947 The office is a little bit concerned about your lack of consistency. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1948 It would be helpful if we had more details about you 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1949 So no health insurance, but you would like fire insurance.... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1950 Can you flesh out your background a little further? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1951 I've really become a shell of a person in this job. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1952 I just finished reviewing your resume and your work. I see when you were a four year old, you were a subject in the early ‘Draw-a-Child’ experiments. How to you feel that experience has prepared you to be our next New Yorker cartoonist? 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1953 I'll fill you in with the details later. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1954 I don’t doubt your stick-to-itiveness… 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1955 It's just that we're looking for a candidate with more substance. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1956 Let me be clear. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1957 Just eat carbs, Mr. Keto. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1958 At this time of year we don't have many requests for figure skaters. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1959 With the SAG strike, if you are willing to scab, this could be your shot. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1960 And uh, how long have you been on bathroom doors? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1961 You can be anyone we want. You’re hired. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1962 I used to be Waldo. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1963 I know you wish to remain anonymous but we still need a little more information for our records. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1964 Things are bad. We can't even afford a skeletal staff. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1965 Frankly, I find you a bit sketchy. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1966 We like to hire well-rounded people. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1967 I'd love to help, but it's a pre-existing condition. 1.2190 0.05577 105 90 7 8
1968 I’m not sure you’re right for us. You seem a little sketchy. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1969 Congratulation's! I think you will feel right at home here at the “Stickman's Pencil Company”. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1970 HR: “So let me get this straight, your manager told you to ‘go back to the drawing board’?” 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1971 I would argue that a lack of distinguishing features is itself distinctive. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1972 Let's flesh your resume out. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1973 First, you'll have to fill out your form. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1974 I'm sorry, you just don't have the right substance for the job. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1975 Any gender confusion? 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1976 Don't worry, I use dental floss. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1977 So tell me again how you escaped from Flatland. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1978 I’m going to need you to fill me in. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1979 I am concerned you lack enough substance for the job. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1980 You've got a great outline, Bob, but I think you need to flesh it out. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1981 How do you see yourself in five years if any 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1982 Are you from the skeleton crew? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1983 Actually, we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1984 Your resume needs some filling in. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1985 They say you know how to stick it to the man. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1986 …because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it people like to draw me 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1987 These side effects will resolve once your treatment is completed. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1988 You should stick to paper, figuratively speaking. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1989 Your CV is a bit thin. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1990 ...and your caricature? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1991 Your resume lacks substance. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1992 You’d be replacing our straw man who’s retiring. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1993 We need to go back to the drawing board on this one; the outline is promising, but I’m looking for a little more dimensionality. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1994 Again, Ultramarathons. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1995 I’m sorry sir but we have to draw the line somewhere 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1996 Hmmm, do I get one more guess? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1997 I am actually a driver for Uber Driverless Cars, but you can't see me. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1998 Hmmm, ok, let's start with how 'you' perceive yourself. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1999 You can't keep hiding 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
2000 I’m sorry, the boss had to to step out for a minute - would you be willing to stick around until he gets back? 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2001 Tbe outline interests me, but we need to flesh out the details. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2002 I can tell you right now Mr. Smith, an X-Ray will not be necessary. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2003 I see you hanging onto the past and hearing that you feel incomplete 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2004 We’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2005 Now that your mind is clear... 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
2006 'I'm sure someone can pencil you in.' 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
2007 My contract as a stock image icon for PowerPoint wasn’t renewed. Their loss is your gain 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2008 Let me reassure you: we do value transparency! 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
2009 Honestly, it was because your portfolio is a little underdeveloped." 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2010 So…. Any side effects from the Ozempic? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2011 We really need to flesh this out. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2012 I bring no baggage to the job so you can imprint me as needed. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2013 Rest assured that in this company, you were hired to be more than just a pretty face. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2014 I’m here for my personal training session. Looking to go from stick to action figure. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2015 We will need to see a resume. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2016 So your name is Sketchy 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2017 Any other references besides popsicles and corn dogs? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2018 Your resume's a little thin, too. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2019 I see AI has penciled you in 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2020 People always seem to underestimate my complexity. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2021 The side effects may include weight loss, and in some cases, the eradication of your identity. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2022 I wish I could help, but no one is hiring pipe cleaners anymore. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2023 I need a stick figure income 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2024 I bet we can stick you in somewhere 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2025 I think we should start by fleshing out the situation. 1.2160 0.05027 125 107 9 9
2026 Your resume seems a little bare bones. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
2027 Seek BFA from FIT 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2028 How many more letters need to be guessed before you’re hung? 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2029 Let me guess, you're here to stick it to the man. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2030 I'm going to need you to start filling in some details 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2031 Your reports lack substance, Is that an issue with you 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2032 I don't think you're going to get any more Ozempic 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2033 Silly me; I was going to suggest you flesh out your resume... 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2034 Just a few questions to flesh-out your résumé... 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2035 I hear what you're saying, but your body language is sending me an entirely different message. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2036 Your resumé, among other things, needs fleshing out. 1.2157 0.05508 102 87 8 7
2037 Where do you see yourself in five years...or do you see yourself? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2038 We've had some complaints about your flaunting the dress code. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2039 Don't give me that look. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2040 We do have an opening in Hangman 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
2041 Talking to you has taken the greatest weight off my shoulders 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2042 Ask anyone: I worked myself to the bone at my last job. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2043 Can you flesh it out a little? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2044 One thing in your resume sticks out. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2045 You're being promoted from bathroom sign to exit sign model. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2046 I know you're hungry, but we'll be done soon. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2047 I can see why you embellished your resume! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2048 'I stick to my job' 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2049 So tell me, what drew you to our company? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2050 You might try a retro look. Have you considered a halo? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2051 My best quality is probably my transparency. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2052 Sorry, but I think we're looking for someone with a bit more substce. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2053 My preferred pronouns? It and its 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2054 I'm here for my dilation appointment. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2055 Sometimes I just feel like my whole life is a guessing game. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2056 I like your outline, Jones, but I think you need to flesh it out." 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2057 We're looking for someone with a bit more dimension. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2058 I feel... incomplete 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2059 Your manuscript shows promise, but your characters need fleshing out. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2060 This will be a rather quick and painless procedure. Can I assume that you will want us to use the extra thick Sharpie?” 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2061 My greatest asset is my stick-to-itiveness. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2062 I think you need to spend some time working on yourself. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2063 We really like you, but this role requires someone more… detail-oriented. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2064 Marty,isn’t it time you filled out a bit? 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2065 We need to talk about the office dress code 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2066 How long exactly have you been on a gluten free diet? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2067 Maybe if you didn't dress like a slut, you wouldn't get sexually harassed all the time. 1.2149 0.05276 121 105 6 10
2068 I do know how it feels to be told you have a stick up your ass. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
2069 And in what dimension do you identify? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2070 It was lucky that I was able to pencil you in. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2071 We're considering you for a vacant position we have. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2072 So why do you think you'd be a good match ? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2073 So, you can see through me too? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2074 I am taking you off the Ozempic! Aimee Wing - Los Alamitos 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2075 Minimalist, eh? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2076 No, but we do require everyone at least to wear a tie 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2077 Unfortunately, your ideas are a bit thinly sketched... 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2078 Actually, we do have a linesman opening in our A I electrical department. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
2079 Things might not be so linear. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2080 I think you’re qualified for the position, but it’s really tough to read you sometimes. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2081 I have basic skills 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2082 You cannot always be so linear. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
2083 I found your resume to be a little sketchy on the details. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2084 You look great on paper but your concept plans lacks depth. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2085 I was warned that you have a habit of sticking it to your employers. 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
2086 I would encourage you to bring your whole self to work. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2087 Yes. Outlines will be much of your duties at Pencil Publishing. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2088 Would you care to put a little meat on the bones of your resume? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2089 Let’s see if we can flesh out this resumè 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2090 You should see me on Casual Friday." 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2091 Tell me, how were you drawn to this position? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2092 I think you've captured the outlines of the position. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2093 Well, first off, thank you for your transparency on this topic. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2094 There appear to be a lot of gaps in your resume, Mr _ _ A _ E. 1.2132 0.04715 136 116 11 9
2095 If you had a bellybutton We would offer you Healthcare 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2096 What makes you think people can see right through you? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2097 Now tell me again what exactly is your line of work? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2098 I’ve always wanted to be an art class model.” 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2099 Good Morning Mr. Stickler. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
2100 Your resume is a bit thin. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2101 I'm trying to decide if you qualify for our diversity requirements. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2102 It looks like you don't eat much, which is perfect for our pay rate. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2103 I have a strong backbone, that’s why you should hire me. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2104 Fortunately, we reject all applicants who are well-rounded. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2105 There are a few details I need you to flesh out 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2106 I feel as if people can see right through me. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2107 Your colleagues have complained you’re only giving the bare minimum 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2108 I am sorry, but this job does not require the ability to squeeze through very narrow openings 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2109 I can't possibly feel more empty than I do these days. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2110 It can be kind of sticky here but you'll find it's worth it. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2111 I can see your problem. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2112 We're finding that a small percentage of patients just completely disappear with the new weight loss drugs. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2113 You may use any restroom you choose. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2114 You’re great on paper but fairly underwhelming in person. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2115 I have weird dreams of a noose and floating letters. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2116 Listen Stickler, we’ve always had your back. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2117 You listed “stick-to-itiveness” as one of your strengths; can you elaborate? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2118 Yes, I did ask for a brief outline. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2119 I like what I’m seeing , but can you flesh it out a little more? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2120 I’m not even a shadow of my former self. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2121 When did you first notice this feeling of emptiness? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2122 I understand that due to the strike you are only hiring skeleton crews 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2123 I’m sorry, Mr. Smith, but the position of pipe cleaner no longer exists. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2124 You will need to fill in the blanks. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2125 I find that you lack substance, but I appreciate your transparency. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2126 Your resume seems a bit sketchy. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2127 Obviously, the teacher did not intend to be culturally insensitive. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2128 So you think you might be anorexic? 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2129 I think you need to put a few more details on your resume 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2130 I’m sorry, but you just aren’t believable! There’s just not enough of you… 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2131 So words can hurt. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2132 I’m all about transparency in the workplace 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2133 I see here you claim to be related to my desk lamp? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2134 I'm sorry, we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
2135 Is the artist in? 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
2136 Let's face it, this is a sticky situation. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2137 You’ve been working from home too long. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2138 Not sure. Something simply drew me here. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2139 Now, how much experience have you had playing hangman? 1.2115 0.05409 104 89 8 7
2140 I hope there is more to you than meets the eye. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2141 Frankly, your resume lacks substance. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2142 My credits include "WET FLOOR." 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2143 I don’t think I can help you. You don’t have a wallet. 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
2144 Come back when you've been drawn by somebody older. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2145 I don’t feel comfortable going to the company picnic—when I was twelve my father died in a freak s’mores accident. 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
2146 We were looking for a more well-rounded applicant. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2147 You can skip the sexual harassment training 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2148 You are the ideal candidate for our Back-to-Basics campaign. 1.2111 0.06016 90 78 5 7
2149 We hired you to think outside the box. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2150 And when did your wife leave you for an emoji? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2151 No secret, mainly just keto to be honest. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2152 I can fit in anywhere 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2153 So you know AI inside and out! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2154 Sorry to let you go, Hoffman, but we need to trim the fat around here. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2155 I would say my best trait is that I am very detail oriented. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2156 Is there anything you could tell us to flesh out your résumé a bit? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2157 You're much more complex than you appear. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2158 So you're willing to work straight through the day without a lunch break? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2159 I want to know more about the guy behind the face 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2160 Let's see if we can flesh this out... 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2161 Yes, minimalism does have its place, Mr. Black, but not here at the Rococo Institute of Art." 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2162 Any other weaknesses, Mr Twodey? 1.2105 0.04659 133 113 12 8
2163 Your bio is much too sparse. Could you fill in some details? 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2164 I understand you haven’t fleshed out the job requirements. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2165 We’re going to hire you because transparency is a major part of our Company’s policy! 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2166 Take some time off. Get a meal. For heavens sake. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2167 Well, I’m a work in progress. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2168 you hung in there! 1.2105 0.03705 133 106 26 1
2169 We’re here to flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2170 Well, you’re a wiry fellow. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2171 We were hoping for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
2172 How do you see yourself for this job? 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2173 I’m looking for a job with the opportunity to branch out. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2174 Be honest with me Doc, am I just a figment of a 6 year old’s imagination? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2175 I see from your resume that you've done a lot of modeling. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2176 I'm sorry, but the position is filled in. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2177 HR will look into your clothes optional request. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2178 please let there be an “R” …. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2179 Great. Another unfinished AI project. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2180 Let’s not draw this out. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2181 You're giving me that same empty look as my ex-husband. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2182 So you're looking for a figurehead? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2183 Mr. Stones will be with you shortly 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2184 Have you asked them to try another word? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2185 You know I can see right through you. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2186 Do you do graphics? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2187 Your resume is a little sketchy. Can you fill us in on some details? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2188 Here at Walbash, Walbash and Walbash, LLC we do have a dress code. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2189 We are looking for someone with a less less transparency and a little more substance. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2190 Well, the job description did mention transparency... 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2191 Why did I leave the last job? My boss really hung me out to dry. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2192 Do you have preferred pronouns? 1.2093 0.05990 86 74 6 6
2193 Stop lying. I can see right through you. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2194 It just took everything out of me, Doctor 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2195 I’m really struggling to find my pronouns 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2196 Let's see if we can't flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2197 Any chance of getting a halo? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2198 My greatest strength is not having any tells when I play poker. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2199 Since I turned 50, women don't seem to see me any more. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2200 In my spare time I play hangman. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2201 Let’s get down to the bare bones 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2202 People find you a little narrow. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2203 I have the unique skill of making complex ideas seem simple! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2204 I have seen a lot of drawings of you around town, Mr. Fiddlesticks. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2205 And you say you are looking for a match made in heaven? 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2206 Which word were you hung up on? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2207 We don't see much demand for minus-sized models. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2208 I just want to feel whole again 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2209 I’m afraid your background is a bit sketchy. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
2210 I hate to stick it to you like this, but you're fired. Why? Go figure. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2211 Yes, we can help you find your family. Mini-van or SUV? 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
2212 I'm afraid we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2213 Okay, so it IS personal. I just think you look sketchy. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2214 Actually, we're looking for someone with more...uh...more...uh..." 1.2083 0.05144 120 104 7 9
2215 Wanna grab lunch—ever? 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2216 How's the diet going? 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2217 You realize our bottom line has nothing to do with stick figures. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2218 So, you believe the earth is flat? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2219 So, what makes you think you’re working yourself to the bone? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2220 We're looking for someone who can fit in anywhere. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2221 Don’t worry — they usually guess the words pretty quickly. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2222 I’m coming out as binary. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2223 We're looking for more of a detail person. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2224 Could you flesh out your resume a bit more? 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2225 You’re just not a very well-rounded candidate. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2226 You’ll need to fill in the blanks for me 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2227 We just may have one opening for a model in Miss Amy's kindergarten art class. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2228 My ex says I was a real stick in the mud 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2229 The faculty have heard your concerns and we’ve agreed to remove Hangman from the children’s curriculum. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2230 I think you're the perfect candidate for the face of A-I, congratulations ! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2231 So you’ve just been hanging on the fridge since 2012? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2232 So, how do you identify? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2233 My persisting nightmare had manifested itself; I was at work, naked. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2234 It’s ‘hang person’ here. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2235 Exactly where 'In the sticks' do you live? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2236 The pay is fine, but I’ll need a guarantee that it’s an eraser-free work environment. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2237 Honestly, your performance has been sketchy at best. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2238 You're drawn simply, yet you have a complex resume. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2239 Sorry, dear, but we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2240 As a matter of fact, we do offer generous stick leave. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2241 Missing an appointment because it was too windy is no excuse. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
2242 Your résumé is also rather thin on details. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2243 Your resume, too, is without much substance. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2244 Sorry, but I'm not going to renew your Ozempic prescription. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2245 This position needs someone with a little more substance. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2246 So exactly what line of work were you in? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2247 I see this interview as a chance to flesh things out. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2248 You,of all people,should be able to stick with me here! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2249 I think you may need to flesh out your resume a bit 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2250 Would you please flesh out your curriculum vitae a bit for me? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2251 Tell me, again, why it is you see yourself as a kindergartner. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2252 So tell me why you decided to leave you last job as "Senior VP of the Hangman Group" 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2253 You're not interested in the gym membership? Mmm, I see. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2254 I'm guessing this is your first draft. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2255 Let me guess, Mr. Smith—bulimia? 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2256 Yes,we have a transparency policy. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
2257 Look, I've read your first draft, and all the characters just feel a little one-dimensional. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2258 I'm afraid you just don't have enough character. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2259 So what pronouns do you go by? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2260 I'm afraid you'll still have to go through the security X-ray. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2261 This idea doesn't seem fully fleshed out. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2262 Your answers seem a little one dimensional. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2263 Let me stick it to ya- our applicants definitely require a lot more substance 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2264 Sorry,the name Twiggy is already taken 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2265 I can't believe I'm the only one who sees through your little, 'I'm always transparent,' nonsense. 1.2062 0.05664 97 84 6 7
2266 We're looking for a detail person. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2267 The job involves handling dice and pays in the stick figure range. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2268 I do think your will be very pleased with our gender neutral policy. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2269 Your work experience looks a little thin. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2270 What made you decide to stop working out? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2271 I would like to meet single, attractive Labrador Retrievers. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2272 You really need to beef up your answers! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2273 Excellent. We just need someone to fill in. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2274 We believe your Resume was padded. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2275 So you don’t think we give you enough recognition? Well, some might say that you don’t pull your own weight! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2276 You’ll need to lose at least 15 pounds before we’ll even think about considering you for the fall show. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2277 Can you see me,too? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2278 So your current position is giving you a chronic sore neck and persistent sense of doom. Any guesses why? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2279 Is this the part when we talk about sticks and stones? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2280 The position was for a line man not a man of lines. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2281 You don't seem fully committed. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2282 Can you draw? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2283 Frankly, your memoir needs some fleshing out. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2284 Weren't you and your family on a back window sticker? 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2285 I'll need help filling in the blanks 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2286 Sticks and stones,lady. Sticks and stones. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2287 I think you'll fit in nicely. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2288 Sir. You seem a bit sketchy to me for this position 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2289 Just stick to the facts, Mr. Henderson. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2290 So you're looking to branch out from restrooms and car windows? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2291 What fillers would you recommend? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2292 I’m afraid the company is going in a more three-dimensional direction. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2293 I understand you've been very flexible in many positions. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2294 I’m not sure you have the guts to get it done. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2295 How long did you work for the lazy cartoonist? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2296 Your CV is rather slim. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2297 Kids get me. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2298 It was this or the burka. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2299 And how did you feel when he guessed 'z' two times in a row? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2300 Well mr. Jones. Your the perfect figure for the job. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2301 You’d be a great addition to the roster of plus-sized models we represent. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2302 You are the right person for our Obesity Campaign. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2303 I'm just feeling blank. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2304 And what pronoun may we address you by? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2305 You've lost weight. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2306 Is that all you have to say????? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2307 I find people appreciate me being transparent. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2308 Flesh it out for me, would you? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2309 You aren't in our database 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2310 You’re gonna need thicker skin for this role. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2311 Your boss’s name will be Fred Lynch. Would you be comfortable with that? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2312 Now you're being one-dimensional! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2313 Most of my experience has been in storyboards and info graphics, but I'm looking to expand. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2314 We do ask for transparency in this office 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2315 Your Transparency to date has been appreciated 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2316 I need you to flesh out your resumé. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2317 So...tell me why you are the most qualified to be our line producer 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2318 What do you mean we’re paying “starvation wages”? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2319 I see that you can be whoever I want you to be. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2320 You are the perfect fit for our bare bones project. You’re hired! 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2321 Where do you see yourself 20 years from now? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2322 It, they, and its. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2323 The final part of your interview is a series of matchstick problems 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2324 I'm curious. What made you want to be a preschool art teacher? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2325 You're going to need to flesh out this work history for me. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2326 I didn't start the fire. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2327 When we advertised for a man whose disciplinary style was more ‘stick than carrot’, I’m afraid this wasn’t what we meant… 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2328 It’s a shame we can’t meet face-to-face. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2329 Could you flesh this out a bit for me? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2330 Do you dress differently on casual Fridays? 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2331 I see you're a big fan of casual Fridays. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2332 So we meet yet again 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2333 We're looking for someone transparent to work here. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2334 It would seem your only option is to write blank checks. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2335 Your resume is kind of thin - could you flesh it out a bit? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2336 In my last job, people viewed me as generally transparent and straight- forward. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2337 Tell me more about this new super diet you invented. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2338 Can you flesh out this resume for me? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2339 We do believe in transparency here at Acme. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2340 I'd be happy to pencil you in for the Line Manager position. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2341 So,tell me more details why you left xkcd. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2342 I'm familiar with your work,Mr. Templar, but I don't think you'd be quite right for our re-boot of the James Bond series. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2343 When I said "bare outline" I was referring to your resume. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2344 Tell me your name again--I think I've drawn a blank. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2345 Flesh it out and get back to me. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2346 Who said I was 2 dimensional 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2347 So, you're telling me you're Simon Templar and you're here to audition for the reboot of The Saint but you've no halo? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2348 Have you considered there could be a limit to minimalism? 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2349 Tell me where you see yourself in five strokes? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2350 Aren't you taking 'Keep It Simple' a bit far? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2351 I'd like to start by apologizing for the snarky comment I made about the photo you submitted with your application. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2352 I think glasses could be a good look for me. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2353 We're looking for someone a little more 3-dimensional..." 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2354 Your modeling career is indeed impressive but I am afraid we are looking for someone more photogenic. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2355 Starting on Monday, I'll need you to wear clothes to work at least two days a week. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2356 " In this position you'll be the face of the company." 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2357 Doctor, I just can't shake this feeling that i was conceived on the back of a matchbook cover. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2358 We prefer shallow and hollow people in this company, since they are easier to replace. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2359 I was disappointed in how easy the hangman word you chose was. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2360 I'm sorry to inform you but we have closed our matchstick division. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2361 Concept's great. Flesh it out and get back to me. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2362 I just feel so...incomplete. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2363 Let’s pencil you in for next week. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2364 We’ll never leave you hanging here at Wordle. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2365 I just feel like I’m being used as a straw man here 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2366 Some of your comments were out of line. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2367 You're looking thin and drawn. I suggest you use some of your vacation time. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2368 Your experience seems a little thin for the position. 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2369 It says here you're good at word games, Mr. Hangman. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2370 I'm afraid we're looking for someone has the whole picture. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2371 Your temp work experience is extensive, how do you fill all those gaps? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2372 So, you say you have erasure anxiety? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2373 Very impressive - it says here you did the job of everyman. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2374 This explains it ... all the padding went into your resumé. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2375 So, Mr Templar, lost your halo? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2376 may be time to cut back on the Ozempic 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2377 What are your pronouns, please? 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2378 So you're feeling a little one-dimensional? 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2379 Your Co-workers think you are a stick in the mud. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2380 I made it all the way through Hangman. Now what? 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2381 Well, I'll give you this -- you're not just another empty suit. 1.2018 0.05012 114 98 9 7
2382 Congratulations on your loss of 325 pounds but we're searching for someone who didn't take their goal quite so seriously. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2383 So you want a job that you can stick with. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2384 You have to draw the line somewhere. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2385 I see you modeled for traffic signs. 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2386 Why are you giving me a blank stare? 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2387 I’m tired of always being left hanging… I q u i t ! - - - - - ! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2388 So, tell me…when was the exact moment you started feeling empty inside? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2389 There are a thousand others just like you who want this job. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2390 I see here that you beat the Hangman algorithm. Tell me more about that. 1.2000 0.04822 120 103 10 7
2391 We like to hire linear thinkers. 1.2000 0.05505 100 87 6 7
2392 Have you always been a minimalist or is it just a passing phase? 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2393 In all my years of interviewing, I have never met a managerial candidate that showed such a lack of intelligence, integrity, and body matter - when can you start? 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2394 As your performance coach, I can only say "stick with it". 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2395 It’s nothing personal Jerry, kids just don’t play hangman anymore. Of course your vowel insurance will still be covered until the end of the fiscal year. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2396 I get the feeling that you're just drawing out this meeting. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2397 And how long have you been on this new diet 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2398 You looked more rounded in your resume' 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2399 No ‘A’s.’ Sorry. Four more guesses. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2400 Look, I'm going to be honest. Pursuing likeness royalties from kindergarteners is going to be difficult. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2401 I have a wife, two kids and a cat. All on the back of my SUV 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2402 You're so transparent! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2403 I believe in a bare bones approach. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2404 It's good to finally meet you in the flesh. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2405 You seem to have lost a bit of weight since your last visit. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2406 O.K. So what makes you unique? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2407 Have you thought about taking up poker? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2408 We can offer a compensation package well into stick figures. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2409 Well, you look like same as your picture. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2410 If we hire you, how long do you plan to stick around? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2411 It's time for you to flesh out your resume. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2412 Could you flesh out your resume? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2413 Usually people come in looking to fill the position. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2414 Our last VP was an empty suit. We're going in a different direction this time. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2415 Tell me about your experience in signage. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2416 Nothing to hide? Why, I can see right through you. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2417 Who would you say is the most important figure in your life? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2418 At this time, we’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2419 I like you, Hal. You show some back bone. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2420 While we appreciate your application, we're looking for someone a bit more fleshed out. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2421 Your application is missing a lot of details, and now I see why. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2422 I’s there an empty vacant room available? 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2423 Some find the patchouli oil a little overbearing. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2424 Let’s see if we flesh out the gaps in your work history a bit, okay? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2425 I'm sorry, but losing at Hangman does not really qualify you for a job with Wordle. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2426 I_POSTER S__DRO_E 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2427 Can you flesh out your resume a bit? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2428 Well, I was trying out the minimalist lifestyle you see... 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2429 Frankly, your resume is a bit sketchy. What more can you tell me about yourself? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2430 Sorry, I’m a little hangmanned over this morning 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2431 We typically keep our skeleton crew offline 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2432 are you nervous? You seem a little stiff 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2433 It looks like you’ve maxed out our plan coverage for Ozempic. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2434 Can you work under pressure? 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2435 We would like you to flesh out your resume with a bit. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2436 I can see that you have nothing to hide. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2437 Tell me,who is your dietitian? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2438 Oh, I see here you previously modeled for vogue 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2439 We’re looking for someone more developed. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2440 Well you certainly look great on paper,but your references are a bit thin 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2441 I take it back—put that smile back on your face! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2442 I just called you in to see if we can flesh things out. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2443 I'm here to outline my qualifications for this job. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2444 Sorry, but we find your CV is just a little too sketchy 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2445 I'm strangely drawn to you. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2446 Yes, I've been on the intermittent fasting diet, why do you ask? 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2447 Hey, eyes are up here. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2448 You crossed the line. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2449 I don't know what to tell you. I really thought those protein shakes would do the trick. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2450 Excuse me sir...are you really sure you want to work with a bunch of cartoonists? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2451 You seem one dimensional to me. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2452 It’s apparent you have a lot of stick-to-it tive-ness. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2453 Your salary will be in sticks figures. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2454 We don't feel you have the depth to fill this position. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2455 Your sticktoittiveness is a model for all of ys. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2456 I’ve been having thoughts of hanging myself lately 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2457 It’s not enough to strive for the bare minimum. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2458 I'm just looking or a fuller life 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2459 I’m sorry, we were hiring last week but then we had to draw the line. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2460 I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin, Mr. Jones. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2461 I thought you, of all people, would stick around. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2462 Where do you see yourself in five strokes? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2463 I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more gender neutral. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2464 I think we should cut down the Ozempic for now. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2465 If you have a few more minutes, I can flesh this out 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2466 Well, I must say, it is so refreshing to interview a candidate who is so transparent... 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2467 And with every letter…it was like a game to them! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2468 Details! I need more than a rough outline. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2469 Trust your gut,Ramón. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2470 I feel like you're looking right through me. 1.1977 0.05922 86 75 5 6
2471 So what is your shtick, I mean, specialty? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2472 True, you are unrecognizable; yes, your face won't reveal your intensions, but do you really believe you can pull-off an "Undercover Boss"? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2473 Would you be willing to wear a triangle? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2474 What makes you so sure you can stick to it? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2475 I've been feeling a little stuck 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2476 I can't just erase your debt, sir. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2477 You need to fill out this form. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2478 I see from your resume you have extensive experience in sign modeling. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2479 That sounds sketchy. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2480 You've lost so much weight that I almost didn't recognize you. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2481 You'll be fine. Just stick with it. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2482 So, can you flesh out your resume a bit? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2483 I think your diet is bit low in fat. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2484 Is that a door knob or did you just cough! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2485 How do I pronounce this name, x-k-c-d? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2486 Is it me or are you spacing out? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2487 We appreciate your sticktoitness. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2488 Help! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2489 Could you flesh your story out a bit. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2490 Haven’t I seen you before? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2491 I'm sorry, but we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2492 It says here you were 'drawn' to this company? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2493 Do you have experience clinging to the rear window of an SUV? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2494 See that graph in the window? We're in the toilet. Your job is to reverse it. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2495 If you stick with our company you’ll be able to really build yourself up. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2496 I was hoping you could flesh out some of the details in your resume 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2497 Your background looks a bit sketchy. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2498 So you've been a stunt double in The Thin Man, The Invisible Man and Matchstick Men. Have you done any romcoms? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2499 The wildfires haven’t been easy for any of us. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2500 Your IMBD credits don’t list ‘The Saint’” 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2501 You will be in some tight spots but I think you will fit right in 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2502 Do you have any job experience as a coat hanger? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2503 We encourage staff to bring their whole selves to work. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2504 Perhaps you could fill in a bit more than your CV tells me? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2505 The fact that you've constructed yourself entirely out of dried beef stick snacks from the gas station is MOST impressive. However, you are aware that you are applying for a position with PETA? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2506 I used to be high-resolution; sharp edges, full color. I'm a cheap sketch of what I was. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2507 Thank you for applying but we are looking for someone to be the face of the franchise. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2508 Do you have any other symptoms besides not being able to keep food down? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2509 I thought you were supposed to be the fill-in. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2510 Is Hangman your only experience in the gaming industry? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2511 The job is what you make it 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2512 It appears you’ve gotten yourself into a sticky situation. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2513 Your résumé looks a bit sketchy. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2514 Got any other empty headed ideas? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2515 Did you say crosswalk or overpass? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2516 Your calorie-restricted diet appears to be working. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2517 Sorry… but I wanted to meet an actual AI in person….. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2518 Have you lost weight? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2519 First, I'm going to need you to fill in more details about yourself. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2520 Identity theft doesn't have to be a permanent condition. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2521 I feel like your résumé doesn't tell the full story. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2522 We find your resume a bit one-dimensional. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2523 Preexisting conditions are not covered. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2524 You've lost a lot more than your self-esteem 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2525 You need to stick to the figures, Norm. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2526 Srrry, tss hrd t tlllk, thy ddnnt drww mmy mmth. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2527 Can you stick around until he's able to see you? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2528 Perhaps you should consider filling out your own form first. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2529 Your résumé looks a bit padded. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2530 Let's talk about the dress code here, shall we? 1.1953 0.04581 128 110 11 7
2531 And what sort of work did you do in Sudan? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2532 I find your transparency refreshing. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2533 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2534 Please give me your bottom line. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2535 it was to be filled in before the interview. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2536 Could you flesh that out for me 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2537 That's only allowed on dress-down Fridays. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2538 I admire your transparency. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2539 I'm sorry, we were looking for attention to detail 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2540 Feel free to skip the meeting. I'll fill you in afterwards. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2541 First, you'll need to fill in some of the blanks. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2542 I think we need to flesh out your problem a little more. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2543 Welcome back, Mr Figure, I see we still haven't got through to you about our company's dress code policy. Sir, are you even looking at me? 1.1942 0.05354 103 90 6 7
2544 These are all great ideas Bob, but you really need to flesh them out. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2545 Its your luck day: our new diversity policy requires a stick man in senior management! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2546 I'm good at outline issues...Quickly 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2547 I'm sorry that we can't offer you a position, but we like our employees to be more well rounded. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2548 I’m promoting you to branch manager. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2549 I'm sorry, we have no openings for pipe cleaners at this time. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2550 Well I can see that you have sticktoitness. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2551 Where do your see yourself in 5 brush strokes? 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2552 Your novel has possibilities,but you really need to flesh out the characters. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2553 I see, so you’d like to be referred to on the record as “Stick Person”, not “Hang Man” as previously recorded? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2554 I don't have a stick up my ass. A stick is my ass! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2555 Not very expressive today, sir? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2556 Well, I think I got an outline of your personality already. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2557 I'm afraid that you are going to have to flesh out your resume. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2558 Our weight loss drug needs a spokesperson. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2559 Stick around, we'll find Waldo. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2560 Do you ever think that people see right though you ? 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2561 My greatest strength is having an open mind. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2562 There's also not much substance to your resume. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2563 Your self-effacing humor has gone too far. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2564 HR says you need to provide more details for your 'rest room signage' complaint. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2565 How long did you say you’ve been taking Ozempic? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2566 Could you try to be more detail-oriented? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2567 My resume? I'm everything, everywhere, all at once. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2568 And where do you see yourself in the next 10 seconds? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2569 Tell me about your sticktoitivness 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2570 Can you flesh it out for me 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2571 It’s great to finally put a face to a name. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2572 Your ID badge is going to be a problem... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2573 But my face is still so ROUND!! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2574 When did you first see your wife on your neighbor's windshield? 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2575 Can you tell me about your previous crime scene positions? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2576 Is your resume light too? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2577 My career coach is helping me flesh out my resumé 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2578 It’s OK, many of our managers have artificial intelligence. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2579 We are looking for a multifunctional person with a certain stick-to-it tiveness. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2580 We think you'd be a great fit here - at least on paper. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2581 You are the middle management applicant I assume. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2582 So, what is it that you CANNOT do?? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2583 I'm concerned that you may be somewhat one dimensional for this position. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2584 We understand that you‘re upset. The pressure on you was definitely too high. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2585 I guess I’m here because I’ve just been feeling…like a shell of myself 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2586 Unfortunately some cave drawings of you have come to light and we need to let you go. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2587 Thanks for coming AI. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2588 I’m sorry, but those are all the details we can give you right now. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
2589 I need you to flesh out your background. 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2590 What are your qualifications to teach life drawing? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2591 You are as thin as your resume 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2592 We need someone who is comfortable with uncertainty. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2593 What do you mean when you say you're a non-linear thinker? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2594 Interesting. Could you flesh that out a little for me? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2595 So you're a stick figure? Go figure! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2596 Let's just flesh out a bit more of your qualifications . . . shall we? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2597 Yes I do realize this is your first time losing at hangman 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2598 I understand you a have question about the company dress code. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2599 The sticking point is that your resume is too thin 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2600 Your challenge is not your lack of transparency,rather your lack guts. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2601 You could be exactly what we are looking for. A two dimensional person with plenty of space between the ears. 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
2602 Tell me what kind of diversity you will add to our university. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2603 I don't have time to fill you in but it's a new sketch. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2604 I see you recently left Ticonderoga. 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2605 I understand you have sticky fingers. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2606 Wire you here? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2607 Thank you for your interest and we will get back to you. When Jupiter aligns with Mars. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2608 And what makes you figure that you can just stick around here? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2609 Staff tell me you are hard to read. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2610 I can see why your resume is so thin. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2611 Can you flesh out your qualifications a bit more? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2612 What is your past experience with make up art? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2613 This explains why your resume seemed so bare-bone. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2614 The silence grew more awkward as Peggy from HR realized Edward was not going to say a word about the bathroom incident. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2615 And you think it's easy being from the sticks. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2616 Don't just stare at me with that blank expression, what have you got to say for yourself? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2617 You just don't have the body of work necessary for the position. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2618 I feel like you're a little too transparent. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2619 Your resume appears to have some gaps. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2620 I think you should stick to it. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2621 Why don't you go find your halo and apply again? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2622 Your resume appears a little thin. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2623 Please don't read between the lines. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2624 Casual Fridays 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2625 Your resume could use a little fleshing out 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2626 Sorry, but we're looking for someone a bit more well rounded. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2627 Do you think you could flesh out your story for me? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2628 Let's see.. 7 years as "hang man" and another two years freelancer for several doodles. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2629 Without the plea deal, you risk getting hanged. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2630 May I ask what your preferred pronoun is? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2631 Maybe we can start with what would you like your personal pronouns to be. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2632 Describe yourself in a broad outline. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2633 To open a new account, we will need a picture ID. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2634 you will need to flesh this out for us 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2635 I should be able to see you on Thursday 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2636 Are you ok? You look a little drawn. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2637 No sir, the job opening is for 3D modelling 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2638 I don’t know doc, I feel like a shell of a man; I’ve barely got all of me drawn together most days. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2639 Sorry, we’re letting you go- we just feel like you’re not well rounded enough for the position. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2640 Hasn’t this process been drawn out enough? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2641 Yes, but can you draw? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2642 So, just what ARE your qualifications for becoming the next Wheel-of-Fortune host? 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2643 We're primarily interested in clothed candidates. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2644 People are so three dimensional today it’s sickening… 1.1913 0.03684 115 93 22 0
2645 We don't have any openings in the New Yorker cartoons right now. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2646 How long have you been feeling empty? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2647 You would be the icing on the cake of our corporate diversity initiative 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2648 If you could just flesh out your resume for me... 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2649 I think you misunderstood our ad for a stickler for regular attendance. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2650 You smell divine. Cypress? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2651 We're looking for more of 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2652 I'm sorry, but we need someone with more depth in the position. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2653 Have you tried looking deeper inside of yourself? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2654 As a child, did you have difficulty expressing yourself? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2655 Are you sure you want to work for us? You know, because the CEO is a dog. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2656 I was really hoping you could fully embody the position 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2657 Unfortunately he is running late but would like you to stick around. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2658 I think we should go over your form line by line. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2659 That's okay, nameless and faceless is great for HR. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2660 Sorry, but we’re looking for a hologram. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2661 Why has management decided to go in a different direction? Frankly, because our clients say they can see right through you. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2662 Maybe you could flesh out your background a bit for me . . . 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2663 You can’t fool me — I can see right through you! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2664 We’ll need to see your genitals. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2665 I don't know what else to do doc, people just draw a blank look when they see me coming. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2666 Your resume isn’t fleshed out enough 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2667 I’ve been feeling a bit flat lately, Doctor… 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2668 How long have you been on this liquid diet? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2669 Of course, I’m non-binary. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2670 I'm sorry but if you don't leave we'll have to hang you 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2671 I can see you're a real stickler for details. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2672 What can I say? I'm a shell of my former self. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2673 That’s all you got . . . “AI’d like a job?” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2674 We were looking for more than an outline application” 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2675 When, I asked you to draw upon from the memories of your inner child, I wasn't expecting this! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2676 I see you were a model employee at your last job." 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2677 I'm afraid you don't bring much substance to this company. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2678 So why do you think you'd be a good model for our beginners' drawing class? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2679 It says here on your application that the word was haphazard 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2680 Tell me more about your experience at WeightWatchers. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2681 I'm sorry, we are looking for people who are multi-dimensional. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2682 Your story is so obviously false, I can see right through you. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2683 Accounting has expressed concern that you may be depreciating. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2684 We're looking for more of a straw man 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2685 Yes. I plan to stick to my diet. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2686 Before I hire you, I need your assurance that you'll stick around... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2687 I can see you haven't filled out your form yet. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2688 I’m the new temp. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2689 I'd say my best trait is stick-to-itiveness 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2690 We're here to discuss your performance, or clearly the lack thereof. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2691 So, I understand you'd like to find a new line of work? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2692 Your name escapes me. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2693 I have problems fitting in 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2694 You need to practice more self-affirming language. Have you tried repeating "I Am Enough" in the mirror? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2695 If you accept this position, we will let you know how we need you to identify based on our equity requirements. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2696 We’re looking for a more well rounded individual. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2697 Sorry, you're overqualified for the coathanger opening. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2698 Your previous job history appears a bit sketchy. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2699 You are very flat and hard to read. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2700 To be blunt, you come across as dull and one-dimensional. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2701 At least the kids can depict me accurately! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2702 We don't have any job openings for hangmen, and you don't have to be so angry in your request, sir. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2703 I'm afraid your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2704 Don't not look at me like that. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2705 So, other than Ms. Swenson's first grade art class, do you have any other modeling experience? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2706 I’d have to say my ability to stick with the job until it’s done. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2707 Do you identify as 2D or 3D? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2708 I see you excel at sticking around to figure things out. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2709 So, it here on your application, you want to be a lineman. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2710 Why, yes. I AM a live wire. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2711 I just don’t feel like a whole person inside… 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2712 You were a makeup artist in your last position? How did that go? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2713 Well, HR is looking for a new manager. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2714 I thought we canceled hangman? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2715 All I said was "drop a few pounds for the shoot"!!! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2716 Would you mind fleshing out your resume please... 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
2717 We're looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2718 I think you Ozempic dose needs a slight adjustment. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2719 Perhaps you could flesh that out. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2720 So your first job was on a British spy TV show with a guy named Roger but lost your halo after the show got canceled ? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2721 We can forgo the x-ray, but you'll still need to get bloodwork done. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2722 i'm feelin a lil sticky lately... 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2723 One more letter, and I'm a goner. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2724 What do you mean I look sketchy? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2725 The rough outline is great, but you need to fill in the details. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2726 So this is what you look like when you're off camera? 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2727 What other hobbies do you enjoy besides word games? 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2728 Your CV is a little too thin 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2729 So, all in all, you would say the diet was successful? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3