Contest #863


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Number of captions 7573
Number of responses 961488
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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 First, let me fill you in. 1.8244 0.01942 1640 676 576 388
1 Your lack of a mind, body, and soul is exactly what this corporation is looking for 1.7980 0.01919 1906 900 491 515
2 Unfortunately, we're looking for someone of more substance 1.7912 0.01847 1743 738 631 374
3 Allow me to fill you in. 1.7785 0.01719 2081 921 700 460
4 We now recognize that Hangman was an insensitive choice for the team building exercise. 1.7742 0.01896 1820 847 537 436
5 'Coworkers have been complaining about your constant lack of detail.' 1.7698 0.01803 1842 812 642 388
6 ''So tell me, what drew you here?'' 1.7521 0.01577 2553 1205 776 572
7 Welcome on board! If you go down to the art department, they will fill you in. 1.7449 0.01552 2646 1266 789 591
8 And what drew you here today? 1.7444 0.01291 3842 1846 1132 864
9 Well, you look good on paper. 1.7319 0.01448 2894 1370 930 594
10 Yours is the worst case of identity theft we've seen. 1.7271 0.01461 3166 1620 790 756
11 No, I can’t just ‘pencil you in’. 1.7271 0.01561 2528 1217 784 527
12 Of course, you're Mr. Jones! I recognized you from your son's drawings. 1.7184 0.01433 3175 1608 853 714
13 We're sending you back to the drawing board. 1.7161 0.01447 2786 1320 937 529
14 Sorry sir, but the job announcement was for “six figures,” not “stick figures.” 1.7083 0.01866 1779 886 526 367
15 I've been asked to fill you in. 1.7073 0.01274 3704 1813 1162 729
16 We'll fill you in when the position becomes available. 1.7047 0.01503 2584 1248 851 485
17 The cartoonist will see you now. 1.7041 0.01855 1717 836 553 328
18 My greatest strength . . . transparency. 1.6983 0.01832 1800 897 549 354
19 We do have a position available on our restroom door. 1.6948 0.01580 2510 1286 704 520
20 We value transparency, Mr. Smith, but we’re looking for a little bit more 1.6920 0.03333 474 220 180 74
21 I’m sorry for the confusion — The listing should have said “A SIX figure job”. 1.6846 0.01533 2720 1433 712 575
22 They didn't say you were uncultured. They said you lack depth. 1.6831 0.03545 445 217 152 76
23 I heard you were hiring for the 'Walk/Don't Walk' position. 1.6778 0.01849 1735 884 526 325
24 It's not "my friend", it's a desk lamp. 1.6768 0.01206 4836 2735 929 1172
25 Grab a sharpie - we're making you permanent. 1.6725 0.01477 2666 1354 831 481
26 You seemed better on paper 1.6694 0.01707 1987 1012 620 355
27 Yes sir, as ridiculous as it may seem, it is our Banks position that you are indeed overdrawn. 1.6677 0.02529 942 492 271 179
28 Transparency is very important to this company. 1.6629 0.01698 1961 996 630 335
29 I'm sorry, but our ad says 'six-figure' salary, not 'stick-figure' salary. 1.6537 0.01928 1568 822 467 279
30 And your pronouns are? 1.6473 0.01423 3034 1655 794 585
31 Where do you barely see yourself in ten years? 1.6456 0.01442 3028 1680 741 607
32 Unfortunately, you failed the facial recognition test. 1.6418 0.01719 1940 1028 579 333
33 My biggest weakness? I’m bad with faces. 1.6383 0.01769 1753 912 563 278
34 You're resume is very sketchy. 1.6301 0.01813 1622 843 536 243
35 So you’re saying your feelings of self-worth diminished when everyone began to play wordle instead of playing hangman? 1.6248 0.02856 701 381 202 118
36 You forgot to fill out your form completely. 1.6219 0.02190 1185 645 343 197
37 Dr. Emoji will see you now. 1.6210 0.01785 1802 988 509 305
38 It says here you served as a rudimentary example. 1.6171 0.01560 2220 1187 696 337
39 I'm taking you off this diet. 1.6001 0.01821 1673 932 478 263
40 A time I overcame adversity? Well, I survived the gallows. 1.5978 0.01870 1651 942 431 278
41 Resigning? We were hoping you’d stick around. 1.5928 0.01826 1557 850 491 216
42 It looks like you may need to flesh out your resume a little 1.5904 0.02121 1167 643 359 165
43 Artists on strike, go figure 1.5899 0.01917 1463 816 431 216
44 Your body of work lacks depth 1.5897 0.02154 1104 602 353 149
45 People say I'm very sketchy. 1.5872 0.01855 1490 816 473 201
46 I assume the rest of you will be working from home 1.5859 0.01915 1461 819 428 214
47 Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape. 1.5820 0.01534 2718 1674 506 538
48 The bathroom sign position is filled.” 1.5658 0.01831 1937 1232 314 391
49 Good News! The doctor says they got it all. 1.5649 0.01802 1935 1212 353 370
50 Of course we value non-linear thinking. 1.5620 0.02035 1210 684 372 154
51 So this is quiet quitting. 1.5501 0.02053 1576 1037 211 328
52 ... and your pronouns? 1.5500 0.01990 1380 827 347 206
53 Are you applying for the “walk” or “don’t walk” position? 1.5497 0.02007 1470 915 302 253
54 Well, I do admire your transparency. 1.5463 0.01997 1393 846 333 214
55 Wanna hang after work? 1.5360 0.02239 1041 625 274 142
56 When you said you were a “work in progress,” I thought you meant metaphorically. 1.5358 0.02001 1284 766 348 170
57 I'm sorry. I had you penciled in for next week. 1.5336 0.02201 1042 619 290 133
58 I'll pencil you in for Tuesday. 1.5324 0.02037 1249 752 329 168
59 I understand you have a complaint concerning our Weight Watchers products. 1.5282 0.03987 337 207 82 48
60 What do you feel qualifies you to work for Weight Watchers Inc? 1.5265 0.02322 1001 619 237 145
61 Of course I remember you! 1.5256 0.02646 742 452 190 100
62 I like the idea but we really need to flesh it out. 1.5245 0.03534 387 229 113 45
63 What is your best feature? 1.5235 0.02593 722 429 208 85
64 Hangman is just a job, I’ looking for a career 1.5218 0.02287 1033 644 239 150
65 Your resume was impressive, but we feel you lack dimension. 1.5209 0.02231 1077 670 253 154
66 I’ll fill you in later. 1.5202 0.02246 1063 662 249 152
67 Don't even think of lying to me. I can see right through you. 1.5197 0.02217 1043 638 268 137
68 Remind me of your pronouns? 1.5185 0.02385 893 545 233 115
69 I understand you do a wicked imitation of a coat rack. 1.5149 0.02436 973 631 183 159
70 We agreed you'd wear pants, Frank. 1.5138 0.02294 975 602 245 128
71 I realize my resume is a bit thin. But it is me. 1.5135 0.02455 775 461 230 84
72 Who better to be the new face of our shell company?” 1.5125 0.02626 919 624 119 176
73 The problem is that your resume is a little sketchy. 1.5112 0.02299 896 538 258 100
74 We’ll fill you in as the weeks go by. 1.5103 0.02446 874 547 208 119
75 We are looking for someone who is a little more well-rounded 1.5096 0.02291 934 570 252 112
76 I can see right through you, Kevin. 1.5096 0.02456 889 563 199 127
77 Can I be totally transparent with you? 1.5094 0.02280 954 585 252 117
78 The Doctor will try to see you now. 1.5042 0.02470 827 515 207 105
79 For God's sake, Laura. Put on a triangle. 1.5033 0.02636 759 482 172 105
80 It's time you were filled in. 1.5025 0.02399 812 492 232 88
81 I’ve dedicated DECADES of my life indicating Male bathrooms for this company, and you’re just going to let me go!? My wife works here too! 1.5018 0.02525 831 530 185 116
82 So...it says here that you were previously employed by the game "Hangman"? 1.4988 0.02580 820 532 167 121
83 I understand you’re a minimalist? 1.4987 0.02519 760 469 203 88
84 I can pencil you in on Thursday. 1.4960 0.02557 742 461 194 87
85 You have the face for it, but can you actually play poker? 1.4954 0.02504 769 477 203 89
86 The kids will stay with your ex-wife on the minivan's rear window, but we've arranged to have it parked near your crosswalk signal on weekends and holidays. 1.4933 0.02640 750 482 166 102
87 Unfortunately, we're looking for someone who can be the face of the company. 1.4928 0.02557 761 480 187 94
88 'Light on your feet.' "Can you tell me more?" 1.4926 0.02632 680 420 185 75
89 I hardly ever see such bare bones resumes. 1.4926 0.02613 672 411 191 70
90 Your human suit will be out in just a moment, Mr. Ramaswamy. 1.4919 0.02826 679 444 136 99
91 I identify as a stick. 1.4918 0.02747 669 425 159 85
92 I can pencil you in tomorrow. 1.4913 0.02680 686 432 171 83
93 Resume? I don't need a resume; I'm a damn ICON! 1.4911 0.03132 503 317 125 61
94 Sure, you're no Wordle but Hangman is a classic. 1.4904 0.02448 726 437 222 67
95 I’m afraid we are looking for someone more well rounded 1.4899 0.02557 739 463 190 86
96 I can see you’re not really a details man 1.4886 0.02743 657 416 161 80
97 Did you always want to be a clip art model? 1.4857 0.02680 628 386 179 63
98 We'll fill you in after we decide whether to hire you. 1.4853 0.02768 680 442 146 92
99 Yes, I'm looking for a position that is both fulfilling and challenging, but mostly fulfilling 1.4850 0.02681 666 419 171 76
100 I’m sorry, sir. We’re looking for candidates who are less one dimensional. 1.4850 0.02647 666 415 179 72
101 Walk or don’t walk. It’s up to you. 1.4847 0.02658 685 433 172 80
102 Sorry, but we’re looking for someone who has skin in the game. 1.4844 0.02764 706 466 138 102
103 Sorry sir, I don’t think you have the balls for this job. 1.4843 0.03022 702 499 66 137
104 Let me pull up your account here - Ah yes, your wife is over-drawn. 1.4829 0.02780 671 437 144 90
105 How many more guesses do I have? 1.4817 0.02700 654 413 167 74
106 Yes, we've received your outline. 1.4815 0.02736 648 412 160 76
107 Well, you look great on paper. 1.4808 0.02749 624 393 162 69
108 Your account says you've never been overdrawn. 1.4783 0.02870 646 428 127 91
109 When did your symptoms first disappear? 1.4761 0.02834 607 390 145 72
110 Your details are a little sketchy. 1.4748 0.02787 615 393 152 70
111 How do you figure? 1.4731 0.02707 594 368 171 55
112 Ozempic is not for everyone. 1.4722 0.02853 576 367 146 63
113 Another English major, right? 1.4707 0.02947 614 412 115 87
114 Can you provide more depth? 1.4698 0.02848 547 343 151 53
115 Your work in Do Not Walk was amazing! 1.4681 0.03119 549 370 101 78
116 I can’t help but notice your past is sketchy. 1.4680 0.02879 594 388 134 72
117 I feel that I don't have a complete picture of you. 1.4673 0.02951 550 356 131 63
118 I can see now why your resume wasn't fleshed out. 1.4669 0.02715 619 394 161 64
119 I have my doubts that you can fill the position. 1.4645 0.02863 564 362 142 60
120 Yes, we do have a dress code. Why do you ask? 1.4641 0.02954 571 377 123 71
121 You didn’t do well in art, did you 1.4628 0.02905 538 344 139 55
122 What brings you here today; Walk or Don't Walk? 1.4625 0.03029 547 363 115 69
123 Actually, the ad reads “online“ expert, not outline. 1.4618 0.03116 537 362 102 73
124 I’m so glad we were able to pencil you in. 1.4618 0.02950 550 359 128 63
125 So would you say Ozempic is working? 1.4613 0.02952 555 364 126 65
126 In five lines or less, how would you describe yourself? 1.4608 0.03191 523 356 93 74
127 And have you modeled for children's art classes before? 1.4608 0.03157 510 341 103 66
128 Sorry, but your resume is kind of thin 1.4602 0.02864 578 377 136 65
129 I actually prefer the term ‘stick person’ 1.4591 0.03066 538 360 109 69
130 Sometimes a desk lamp is just a desk lamp. 1.4589 0.03320 499 345 79 75
131 We have a 'Walk, Don't Walk Sign' position open. 1.4571 0.03136 501 333 107 61
132 Would you be interested in something along those lines? 1.4567 0.03076 497 325 117 55
133 So, you're waiving the coverage for medical, dental, AND vision? 1.4565 0.03171 517 351 96 70
134 I’m afraid our bank will not be able to approve the loan for your campaign Mr. DeSantis. 1.4563 0.03369 458 311 85 62
135 Not another empty suit.” 1.4557 0.03418 485 341 67 77
136 I’ll pencil you in next week 1.4544 0.02952 504 323 133 48
137 I'm just not sure that "being hanged" is a skill we're looking for at the moment. 1.4540 0.03114 500 332 109 59
138 So we finally meet. The man who keeps showing up in my daughters drawings. 1.4538 0.03176 487 325 103 59
139 If you have a few minutes, I can fill you in. 1.4523 0.03186 482 322 102 58
140 You look a little sketchy. 1.4522 0.03143 471 309 111 51
141 Will you be able to see yourself in five years? 1.4520 0.03224 469 313 100 56
142 I f you could fill me in a little ......... 1.4509 0.03160 519 355 94 70
143 Where do you see yourself in five letters? 1.4507 0.03085 477 311 117 49
144 We're looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. 1.4503 0.03080 493 325 114 54
145 What's the timeline for your decision? I don't want to be left hanging. 1.4500 0.03182 480 321 102 57
146 You seem to be well suited for being on the Restroom door. 1.4497 0.03088 467 303 118 46
147 Well, your resume' is a little thin. 1.4496 0.03089 476 311 116 49
148 I've got to be honest with you, you look a lot better on paper. 1.4494 0.03338 445 300 90 55
149 Can you flesh out where you see yourself in five years? 1.4494 0.02981 474 302 131 41
150 Getting ahead here takes a lot of guts. 1.4492 0.03477 472 336 60 76
151 15 years in the bathroom sign industry is impressive, but crosswalk work is a whole different ball game." 1.4486 0.03387 457 315 79 63
152 I just feel like people look right through me. 1.4484 0.03108 475 312 113 50
153 The office dress code is business professional which means men must wear suits. Is that a problem 1.4481 0.03583 337 217 89 31
154 Yes. The company dress code does apply to you. 1.4480 0.02887 471 294 143 34
155 On paper you look great but in person you lack substance. 1.4479 0.03181 480 322 101 57
156 Can I get you some water? Your cartoonist should be available in a few minutes. 1.4477 0.03143 440 284 115 41
157 Your account is overdrawn, which is ironic, because you're underdrawn. 1.4470 0.03136 472 312 109 51
158 I can’t find you on Facebook 1.4466 0.03005 524 349 116 59
159 We have several positions we could put you in” 1.4465 0.03056 495 327 115 53
160 I understand your concern, but the doctor just doesn't think an MRI is necessary. 1.4461 0.03291 464 316 89 59
161 Do you think you could be the face of this company? 1.4458 0.03139 480 320 106 54
162 Your coworkers describe you as 'sketchy.' 1.4454 0.03265 458 309 94 55
163 Did Carol pencil you in for today? 1.4447 0.03059 479 314 117 48
164 Let's talk figures. 1.4444 0.03401 423 286 86 51
165 To be honest, your resume is a little one-dimensional. 1.4442 0.02926 493 317 133 43
166 We found your biological father: he is a five year old boy with a lead pencil. 1.4417 0.03253 489 339 84 66
167 And your preferred pronoun? 1.4416 0.03271 428 284 99 45
168 We were looking for someone of more substance. 1.4410 0.03159 458 304 106 48
169 But the men’s room door is a very important position! 1.4406 0.03553 404 279 72 53
170 Can you talk more about your position with Hangman 1.4394 0.03270 462 316 89 57
171 There’s just something kinda sketchy about you. 1.4393 0.03380 412 277 89 46
172 I didn't picture you like this at all, but my 4-year-old did. 1.4386 0.03237 440 294 99 47
173 I'd like to see more of you tomorrow. 1.4376 0.03303 425 285 94 46
174 Exactly how long have you been taking Ozempic? 1.4376 0.03386 425 290 84 51
175 Oh, we’ll fill you in once you start the job. 1.4370 0.03511 405 279 75 51
176 Well Bill, the goal of therapy IS to become a fully fleshed out person. 1.4365 0.03141 449 297 108 44
177 I have to draw the line with you - no health benefits until you fill out your form. 1.4362 0.03156 470 317 101 52
178 So you pronouns are 'it' and 'that'? 1.4361 0.03388 438 303 79 56
179 Let’s cut back on the Ozempic. 1.4357 0.03313 443 303 87 53
180 To be frank, you have no depth 1.4354 0.03360 418 283 88 47
181 No problem. We can fill you in later. 1.4353 0.03224 448 302 97 49
182 Sorry, we're not looking for a line manager right now. 1.4334 0.03491 413 287 73 53
183 So you want to sue the entire world for unauthorized use of your likeness? 1.4334 0.03406 413 282 83 48
184 My parents were a minimalists. 1.4334 0.03283 413 275 97 41
185 Without a doubt, this is the worst case of identity theft that I've ever seen. 1.4332 0.03487 434 307 66 61
186 You looked better on paper 1.4325 0.03379 400 269 89 42
187 I like your transparency. 1.4316 0.03495 373 251 83 39
188 Let me fill you in. 1.4315 0.03461 387 262 83 42
189 Well I worked at a gallows for several years, then most recently at a public restroom until I was made redundant 1.4314 0.03104 459 306 108 45
190 Yes, I’d be happy to fill you in. 1.4303 0.03361 423 290 84 49
191 Let me tell you about our dress code, first. 1.4289 0.03305 415 280 92 43
192 Now, other than the Ozempic,are you taking any current medications? 1.4282 0.03399 411 282 82 47
193 I am sorry to say that I can see right through you. 1.4282 0.03534 355 238 82 35
194 Yes, we can skip the strip search. 1.4268 0.03475 396 273 77 46
195 Doc, I feel so drawn lately. 1.4265 0.03216 408 270 102 36
196 Hmm, you looked much better on paper 1.4261 0.03344 399 269 90 40
197 Are you prepared for the high degree of transparency this position demands???? 1.4251 0.03219 414 276 100 38
198 I think you need to go back to the drawing board. 1.4248 0.03471 379 258 81 40
199 Can I pencil you in for next week? 1.4245 0.03477 384 263 79 42
200 It’s a good outline, but we were looking for more detail. 1.4234 0.03458 359 240 86 33
201 I think your problem is you lack substance. 1.4228 0.03497 369 251 80 38
202 Why the blank face? 1.4225 0.03781 329 227 65 37
203 "We run a very lean operation here so you'll fit right in. 1.4225 0.03271 374 245 100 29
204 They won’t stop playing hangman. 1.4224 0.03381 419 291 79 49
205 I'm sorry, the ad said the job is for six figures 1.4222 0.03384 424 296 77 51
206 So that's actually your family on those minivan back windows? 1.4215 0.03528 382 265 73 44
207 OK, you've got the outline of the job. The art department will fill you in. 1.4209 0.03510 373 256 77 40
208 When we asked for transparency, this isn’t what we meant. 1.4204 0.03323 402 273 89 40
209 I love your work on the crosswalk sign. 1.4193 0.03610 353 243 72 38
210 Well, maybe I don't want to guess a letter. 1.4190 0.03595 358 247 72 39
211 Remarkable results! What's the secret? Paleo? Keto? 1.4188 0.03273 394 264 95 35
212 Let's take a moment to flesh out your resume. 1.4183 0.03529 361 247 77 37
213 And for how long have you had this empty feeling? 1.4181 0.03690 354 248 64 42
214 True we have no dress code, but you understand we have to draw a line. 1.4178 0.03480 383 265 76 42
215 How were you drawn to this company? 1.4173 0.03515 369 254 76 39
216 I give up. What pronoun do you prefer? 1.4171 0.03612 386 275 61 50
217 Would you mind fleshing that out for me? 1.4169 0.03481 355 240 82 33
218 So what makes you different from the other candidates? 1.4167 0.03624 348 240 71 37
219 It's my job to fill you in. 1.4160 0.03293 387 260 93 34
220 You say you once worked as an artist's model? 1.4151 0.03541 371 258 72 41
221 I think we’re looking for a candidate with a little more dimension. 1.4134 0.03292 387 261 92 34
222 Didn't I see you and your family on the back of a Grande Cherokee? 1.4134 0.03848 329 233 56 40
223 Your resume is also a little thin. 1.4130 0.03371 339 223 92 24
224 Have you done any 'caution: wet floor' work before?" 1.4127 0.03797 332 234 59 39
225 I see on your resume that you have experience as a lineman 1.4116 0.03574 345 237 74 34
226 Your resume suggests there's more to you than meets the eye 1.4116 0.03597 345 238 72 35
227 How long have you been feeling insignificant? 1.4116 0.03553 328 221 79 28
228 I do not require a pronoun and don't need bathroom breaks. 1.4113 0.03634 355 249 66 40
229 This is not what I meant when I asked to see an outline. 1.4109 0.03829 331 235 56 40
230 The posting was for a stickler for figures, not a stick figure. 1.4107 0.03786 336 238 58 40
231 We’re actually looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.4101 0.03515 356 245 76 35
232 Your resume is impressive but I was hoping to put a face to the name. 1.4100 0.03545 361 251 72 38
233 Tell me more about your experience playing Hangman. 1.4100 0.03390 361 244 86 31
234 Our job ad said six figures not stick figures! 1.4095 0.03776 337 239 58 40
235 I'm sorry. We're only hiring for the skeleton staff. 1.4084 0.03421 382 265 78 39
236 I'll need more to work with than just a simple outline. 1.4082 0.03633 343 239 68 36
237 I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you an incomplete. 1.4076 0.03772 314 218 64 32
238 It’s not what you said, it was your body language 1.4073 0.03646 329 227 70 32
239 I'm sorry, but I can only approve business loans to people of substance. 1.4072 0.03556 334 228 76 30
240 They asked me to fill you in 1.4067 0.03491 359 248 76 35
241 I see here your chosen pronouns are / and \ . 1.4060 0.04032 298 213 49 36
242 I’m afraid our focus group found the pilot episode for Sticks & the City fairly one dimensional… 1.4060 0.03647 335 233 68 34
243 Let me put this into terms you can understand ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ 1.4059 0.03974 340 252 38 50
244 I come from a long line of clothes hangers. 1.4056 0.03945 323 234 47 42
245 It's refreshing to have an applicant with nothing to hide. 1.4052 0.03536 343 236 75 32
246 I think I can pencil you in. 1.4044 0.03619 319 218 73 28
247 It's about your husband. I'm afraid the children didn't guess the word in time. 1.4031 0.03827 325 232 55 38
248 I need to see your photo I.D. 1.4029 0.03471 345 236 79 30
249 You'll do fine in the job, it's a no brainer! 1.4026 0.03794 308 215 62 31
250 I just need an outline. 1.4025 0.03558 323 220 76 27
251 I would say my biggest weakness is that I am not a detail oriented person. 1.4020 0.03963 296 210 53 33
252 Thanks so much for coming in during the illustrators strike. 1.4013 0.03839 309 218 58 33
253 We have reviewed your application for “bathroom sign model” and we’re very impressed. 1.4007 0.03901 287 200 59 28
254 There have been complaints about your abuse of casual Friday. 1.4006 0.03716 332 235 61 36
255 You looked more impressive on paper. 1.4000 0.03620 325 225 70 30
256 How long would it take you to flesh out your resume? 1.4000 0.03563 315 214 76 25
257 We will not discriminate on the basis of age, race, sex, or gender identity - if you had any of those. 1.3982 0.03681 339 241 61 37
258 I think it's time to stop taking Ozempic and eat a cheeseburger. 1.3982 0.03978 334 249 37 48
259 Fill me in a little more, your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.3976 0.03679 327 230 64 33
260 I’m sorry to have drawn you into my office like this. 1.3974 0.03698 312 217 66 29
261 Taking into account our new hiring rules concerning gender, race, and orientation here in Florida, you are literally perfect. 1.3970 0.03754 330 236 57 37
262 Maybe we should flesh this out a little. 1.3967 0.03775 300 209 63 28
263 We all love your outline, so the next step will be for you to flesh it out. 1.3966 0.03960 290 206 53 31
264 I think we can skip the x-ray. 1.3959 0.03899 293 207 56 30
265 We're looking for someone a little more animated. 1.3958 0.03824 288 200 62 26
266 There have been complaints about you hanging outside the men's room door.... 1.3956 0.03856 321 232 51 38
267 We were hoping to see more of your profile 1.3955 0.03562 311 212 75 24
268 The ad was supposed to say we were willing to pay six figures. 1.3953 0.03726 339 244 56 39
269 I can see your point... but you still have to wear pants. 1.3946 0.03899 299 213 54 32
270 Did you notice any side effects from Ozempic? 1.3945 0.04087 289 210 44 35
271 So what in your background should stick out to me? 1.3939 0.03497 330 227 76 27
272 I have a recurring dream of being hanged. 1.3939 0.03917 297 212 53 32
273 Can you explain this _ _ _ on your resume? 1.3937 0.04394 287 219 23 45
274 I can literally be whoever you need me to be 1.3937 0.03471 315 213 80 22
275 I was drawn to this job 1.3935 0.03768 310 219 60 31
276 Sorry, we cannot hire you to be the face of our company. 1.3931 0.03419 318 214 83 21
277 Here's an interesting position you can fill. Pipe cleaner. 1.3931 0.03617 318 221 69 28
278 So.......you're a minimalist?? 1.3930 0.03601 313 216 71 26
279 Yes, the kindergarten art teacher position is still open. You will be perfect. 1.3926 0.03637 298 204 71 23
280 Unfortunately, we having nothing in your line. 1.3926 0.03819 298 210 59 29
281 Sorry, I’m drawing a blank… 1.3926 0.03827 270 185 64 21
282 Your resume left a lot to the imagination. 1.3920 0.03647 324 228 65 31
283 My door is always open. Or just slide under. 1.3917 0.03545 337 236 70 31
284 "Your group got Ozempic. 1.3913 0.03867 299 213 55 31
285 Apologies, but we’re looking for someone with a bit more depth 1.3909 0.03764 307 217 60 30
286 I've outlined my best features. 1.3906 0.03612 297 203 72 22
287 Your excellent work in men’s room signage is appreciated, but we’re switching our restrooms to genderless. 1.3899 0.03722 318 226 60 32
288 I love your crosswalk work. 1.3899 0.03722 277 189 68 20
289 We feel that you lack dimension. 1.3899 0.03993 277 197 52 28
290 Your loan for a home with a squiggly line coming out of the chimney has been approved. 1.3893 0.03961 280 199 53 28
291 So, how do you think being a hangman's assistant qualifies you for this job? 1.3893 0.03756 298 209 62 27
292 Even here in Texas we are looking for teachers with a bit more substance, at least an opposing thumb. I would strongly suggest you try the Florida university system? 1.3885 0.03863 296 211 55 30
293 Can you be flexible? 1.3883 0.03788 291 204 61 26
294 It says here that you're an expert in Hangman. 1.3883 0.03933 273 192 56 25
295 Since we won't have to waste months and months reducing you to a faceless drone, you've been found to be a perfect fit for the job! 1.3881 0.03930 286 204 53 29
296 I just can't stop thinking about the lamp. 1.3880 0.04305 250 181 41 28
297 An interesting story, but I'm afraid the jury will see right through you. 1.3880 0.03775 299 211 60 28
298 You would, of course, become part of our skeleton crew. 1.3874 0.03718 302 212 63 27
299 The face recognition security system may pose a problem. 1.3871 0.03837 279 195 60 24
300 Yes, it is true that we asked you for an outline of yourself, but you’ll have to incorporate more before Mr. Hodges can see you. 1.3867 0.03765 300 212 60 28
301 I'm sorry, but we're looking for an applicant with a bit more substance. 1.3862 0.04200 246 175 47 24
302 I'm afraid we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.3861 0.04083 259 184 50 25
303 You look kind of sketchy to me. 1.3855 0.04048 262 186 51 25
304 You’re an interesting candidate, but we’ll need to fill in some more details. 1.3855 0.03700 275 188 68 19
305 Great resume, but it needs to be fleshed out a bit. 1.3849 0.03811 278 194 61 23
306 Let's ask that in another way...what bathroom do you use? 1.3849 0.03816 291 206 58 27
307 Get the fuck out. 1.3846 0.03981 325 245 35 45
308 You appear drawn! 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
309 Yes, I am a minimalist. 1.3843 0.03690 268 182 69 17
310 … and you identify as “rectilinear“…? 1.3843 0.04510 229 167 36 26
311 We just need you to fill out your form. 1.3840 0.04035 263 187 51 25
312 Have you given me your outline? 1.3840 0.03926 263 184 57 22
313 We'd like to see more of you around the office. 1.3838 0.03636 297 206 68 23
314 Your father was a broom and your mother a tennis racket? 1.3837 0.04579 258 198 21 39
315 We are looking for someone to have skin in the game. 1.3832 0.04084 274 199 45 30
316 So you are a minimalist. 1.3831 0.03684 295 206 65 24
317 Just because it looks like you in the wheelchair does not mean you can park in the handicap spots 1.3831 0.04099 295 220 37 38
318 In five years I see myself with a mouth, nose, eyes, and 401K. 1.3829 0.04004 269 192 51 26
319 Why come to us for a rebrand? You’re such a recognizable figure. 1.3827 0.03818 277 194 60 23
320 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with more substance 1.3826 0.03636 311 219 65 27
321 Yes, complete transparency is part of our mission statement. 1.3821 0.03781 301 215 57 29
322 I can only give you an outline of the project. 1.3820 0.03734 267 183 66 18
323 You look familiar, but I really cant place your face 1.3810 0.04159 252 181 46 25
324 So you want to report an identity theft? 1.3808 0.03799 302 217 55 30
325 Oh, did you mean SIX figures? 1.3806 0.03799 289 205 58 26
326 You look familiar. Did we go to the same preschool? 1.3806 0.04047 268 193 48 27
327 Can you do 3D? 1.3803 0.03685 305 216 62 27
328 ‘So 30 years in Men’s Room signage must have had its moments…?’ 1.3799 0.03962 279 201 50 28
329 Ok, but could you flesh that out a bit more for me? 1.3796 0.04080 274 200 44 30
330 I feel so one dimensional 1.3796 0.03844 274 193 58 23
331 Pronoun? 1.3787 0.03933 272 194 53 25
332 Wow, Ozempic really works! 1.3786 0.03950 280 202 50 28
333 Don't give me that line. I can see right through you. 1.3786 0.03818 280 198 58 24
334 We're still going to need you to wear pants. 1.3785 0.03933 251 175 57 19
335 Mr. Jones will see right through you now. 1.3784 0.03411 296 200 80 16
336 My father was a coat hanger. 1.3783 0.03950 267 190 53 24
337 Other than Hangman, do you have any other work experience? 1.3779 0.04003 262 187 51 24
338 You’re the one who asked me to pencil you in 1.3773 0.03921 273 195 53 25
339 It was a white SUV, with stickers of my wife and kids on the back window. 1.3771 0.04192 236 168 47 21
340 Sorry, the part of the thin man has already been cast. 1.3764 0.04203 263 194 39 30
341 We’d like someone with a little more substance. 1.3763 0.03757 279 196 61 22
342 You’re not a very detail-oriented person are you? 1.3759 0.03885 266 188 56 22
343 Perhaps you have taken the organization's emphasis on transparency a little to far. 1.3759 0.03958 282 205 48 29
344 Fill me in. 1.3755 0.04200 245 177 44 24
345 So...on your application where we ask are you Male or Female, you wrote in "Straight 1.3755 0.04231 269 201 35 33
346 I’m sorry, but you can’t use “n/a” as your preferred pronoun on the application. 1.3750 0.04014 264 190 49 25
347 We're looking for a real stickler for figures 1.3750 0.03802 288 206 56 26
348 Im sorry. The desk lamp position has already been filled. 1.3750 0.04325 264 199 31 34
349 So…what pronouns do you use? 1.3746 0.03817 283 202 56 25
350 This is a complex job, so I hope there’s more to you than meets the eye. 1.3745 0.04184 243 175 45 23
351 Funny, I'm not seeing any openings for executive coat hanger. 1.3737 0.04245 281 214 29 38
352 How soon could you fill in? 1.3736 0.03776 273 192 60 21
353 Are you flexible? 1.3735 0.04069 249 178 49 22
354 Don't look at me with that blank stare. If we catch you playing hangman in the break room one more time, you're fired. 1.3733 0.03856 292 212 51 29
355 On paper you seem like a perfect candidate. 1.3728 0.03787 279 198 58 23
356 I'm getting complaints that you're turning sideways and disappearing.....just when there's work to be done. 1.3728 0.03954 279 203 48 28
357 Well, you don't have an appointment, but I can pencil you in. 1.3727 0.04039 271 198 45 28
358 Having survived a game of Hangman isn't much of a credential. 1.3727 0.04005 271 197 47 27
359 Thank you for your time sir,but we're looking for a more well rounded candidate. 1.3725 0.04211 247 180 42 25
360 So, you want us to sue Ozempic? 1.3722 0.04024 266 193 47 26
361 I am afraid that we're really looking for someone who is just a little more detail oriented! 1.3715 0.04248 253 187 38 28
362 I'm afraid you would be lost here at Graphs and Charts Inc. 1.3712 0.03937 264 189 52 23
363 On the contrary, we value transparency. 1.3708 0.03976 267 193 49 25
364 The reason why we are letting you go Bruce is not your lack of transparency, rather your lack of guts. 1.3707 0.03991 259 186 50 23
365 Extra lines are just $9.95 a month. 1.3704 0.04454 243 183 30 30
366 And how do you expect to fill the position? 1.3704 0.04492 243 184 28 31
367 And you'll be expected to model in the nude for our beginners classes - I trust that won't be a problem. 1.3701 0.04122 254 185 44 25
368 Drew, was it? 1.3696 0.03777 276 196 58 22
369 What would make you a good fit here at Pictionary, Inc.? 1.3693 0.03807 306 225 49 32
370 I don’t know, you look a little sketchy. 1.3692 0.03787 260 182 60 18
371 What drew you to our company? 1.3690 0.04183 252 185 41 26
372 You'll be making a stick figure salary. 1.3686 0.04181 236 170 45 21
373 When did you begin to suspect that you were a victim of identity theft? 1.3686 0.04257 255 190 36 29
374 We are looking for someone with more of a profile. 1.3684 0.04124 266 197 40 29
375 We're going to need to flesh out more than just your resume. 1.3680 0.03916 269 194 51 24
376 It's so refreshing to meet a job candidate with nothing to hide 1.3676 0.03976 253 181 51 21
377 I was hoping for a face to face meeting. 1.3672 0.04206 256 190 38 28
378 When your email said you were drawn to this position, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3672 0.04133 256 188 42 26
379 I feel a bit sketchy. 1.3671 0.04251 237 173 41 23
380 I see you have prior experience as a Hangman. 1.3670 0.03936 267 193 50 24
381 I was hoping there was more to you than what was outlined in your resume 1.3670 0.03972 267 194 48 25
382 Are you good with figures? 1.3664 0.03840 262 186 56 20
383 You clearly show backbone, but we’re looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.3664 0.04169 262 195 38 29
384 This first draft's a little thin, and your protagonist feels kind of one-dimensional. 1.3657 0.03959 268 195 48 25
385 Last question: how would you differentiate yourself from other candidates like you? 1.3654 0.04423 208 150 40 18
386 We do have an opening for a kindergarten art teacher. When can you start? 1.3652 0.04254 230 167 42 21
387 I’m so sorry, the position is filled. 1.3652 0.04299 230 168 40 22
388 No I said "six figures" not stick figure. 1.3651 0.04102 252 184 44 24
389 And what shall I put down for your pronouns? 1.3650 0.03895 274 199 50 25
390 We'd like to see if you could fill in for a while. 1.3644 0.04081 247 179 46 22
391 Actually, we’re looking for someone with non-linear thinking skills. 1.3644 0.04239 247 183 38 26
392 Your resume is a bit sketchy, but I'll try to read between the lines. 1.3643 0.04031 258 188 46 24
393 I’m afraid we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.3643 0.03720 258 180 62 16
394 Please fill out your form. 1.3641 0.04289 217 156 43 18
395 Well, yes… This IS a finishing school. 1.3636 0.04010 253 183 48 22
396 And I'll never take coffee, lunch or bathroom breaks. 1.3636 0.04088 253 185 44 24
397 So you say they were about to hang you? 1.3636 0.03883 275 200 50 25
398 I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a little more depth. 1.3632 0.04111 234 168 47 19
399 I need you to be realistic John. 1.3629 0.04328 237 176 36 25
400 Have you modeled for children's art classes before? 1.3628 0.04316 215 155 42 18
401 We need to see more of you at the office. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
402 You cannot let your 8-year-old define your identity. 1.3623 0.04434 207 150 39 18
403 May I ask your preferred pronoun? 1.3622 0.03997 254 184 48 22
404 You look a bit sketchy. 1.3619 0.03807 257 182 57 18
405 I've modeled for restroom doors and European crosswalks, but I really want to get into motion capture. 1.3619 0.03886 257 184 53 20
406 You have a form to fill out. 1.3619 0.03886 257 184 53 20
407 You need to show more guts. 1.3618 0.04008 246 177 49 20
408 I’m sorry, but I have to draw the line somewhere. 1.3617 0.03961 235 166 53 16
409 What have you appeared in besides children’s drawings? 1.3615 0.04542 213 158 33 22
410 I believe they are looking for someone with a bit more depth to fill the position 1.3614 0.04287 202 143 45 14
411 I’m drawing a blank. 1.3612 0.04056 227 161 50 16
412 We’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate 1.3611 0.03733 252 176 61 15
413 You've been the face of our men's bathroom door for many years, but management thinks it's time for a change. 1.3610 0.04313 241 180 35 26
414 I prefer to not be defined by pronouns. 1.3607 0.04071 244 177 46 21
415 Your transparency is a plus, but you seem to lack substance. 1.3602 0.03918 261 189 50 22
416 My greatest weakness? Erasers. 1.3600 0.04486 200 145 38 17
417 Are you here for the hangman job opening or the crosswalk position? 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
418 I must say, you look great on paper. 1.3592 0.04016 245 177 48 20
419 We're looking for someone to fill in. 1.3590 0.04279 234 173 38 23
420 Seems to me that your previous employment involved a lot of "hanging around"? 1.3587 0.04294 223 163 40 20
421 We're looking for someone a little more well rounded. 1.3587 0.03952 223 156 54 13
422 And when did you stop taking Ozempic? 1.3587 0.04433 223 166 34 23
423 Tell me why you're drawn to this business? 1.3585 0.04454 212 156 36 20
424 It is my belief you were not on placebo. 1.3584 0.04299 226 166 39 21
425 You’re a bright guy but you lack depth. 1.3583 0.03833 254 181 55 18
426 I'll pencil you in for the meeting on Friday. 1.3580 0.03880 257 185 52 20
427 Where do you see yourself five letters from now? 1.3574 0.04178 235 172 42 21
428 You’re definitely one of our sketchier candidates 1.3574 0.04090 235 170 46 19
429 Actually, we were looking for someone with more substance. 1.3571 0.04135 224 161 46 17
430 I need you to flesh out your resume for me. 1.3571 0.04307 238 178 35 25
431 Would you be interested is being a model for the beginning drawing class? 1.3569 0.03940 255 185 49 21
432 We're transferring you to another cartoon. 1.3568 0.04049 227 162 49 16
433 Anything sketchy in your past 1.3568 0.03902 227 159 55 13
434 Doe is the last name? 1.3559 0.04010 222 157 51 14
435 We don't post for the toilet jobs anymore, but we do have an opening in exit signs. 1.3557 0.04636 194 143 33 18
436 Your resume is a little sparse. Can you flesh it out for me? 1.3548 0.04056 248 182 44 22
437 You ARE familiar with the role you would be playing here at Hangman, Inc.? 1.3548 0.04423 217 161 35 21
438 Your lack of attention to detail is becoming an issue. 1.3547 0.04273 234 174 37 23
439 Carol, you're not gonna believe this— but when you said 'let's trim our corporate fat,' I actually heard 'corporeal'. 1.3546 0.04214 251 189 35 27
440 Just give me a brief sketch. 1.3544 0.03972 237 170 50 17
441 I guess I should fill you in. 1.3540 0.04008 226 161 50 15
442 One of my strengths is that I know where to draw the line. 1.3538 0.04294 212 154 41 17
443 Thank you Kevin, for being so transparent. 1.3537 0.04296 229 170 37 22
444 It says here you have posed for washroom signage 1.3534 0.03837 249 178 54 17
445 Some people say I’m one dimensional 1.3527 0.04179 241 179 39 23
446 We want you to model for our pre-school art class. 1.3527 0.04261 241 181 35 25
447 Your references are fine, but I find you a bit sketchy. 1.3527 0.04177 224 163 43 18
448 You seem to match well with the company culture. We have a lot of empty suits here. 1.3527 0.04500 224 170 29 25
449 Can you type? 1.3527 0.04365 207 151 39 17
450 Your resumé looks sketchy. 1.3522 0.04235 230 170 39 21
451 Believe me, I can see right through you! 1.3519 0.04326 233 175 34 24
452 Please feel free to speak figuratively. 1.3519 0.04079 216 154 48 14
453 I want to come out of the closet. 1.3518 0.04369 253 196 25 32
454 I’m dressing you in my mind as we speak, Mr. Jones. 1.3518 0.03833 253 182 53 18
455 __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 1.3512 0.04657 205 155 28 22
456 Yes, Mr. Sticks, Mr. Stones has also been put on probation. 1.3506 0.04171 251 189 36 26
457 I remember you! I drew you when I was five. 1.3505 0.04362 214 158 37 19
458 What are your preferred pronouns? 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
459 You feel people oversimplify you? 1.3502 0.04227 237 177 37 23
460 So I understand that you'd like to take a leave of absence to 'find yourself '... 1.3502 0.04141 237 175 41 21
461 So besides appearing on road signs, what other work have you done? 1.3500 0.04018 240 175 46 19
462 When I asked you to fill out the form, I didn't mean your application. 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
463 What have you done since art school? 1.3498 0.04374 223 167 34 22
464 But I already lost the weight for the role! 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
465 It says here you're a well-known figure. 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
466 I’m sorry. We are looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.3498 0.04366 203 148 39 16
467 Yes, that job in graphics is still open. 1.3496 0.04049 226 163 47 16
468 So…you feel two-dimensional? 1.3496 0.03951 226 161 51 14
469 Easy to draw is not a reason to hire you. 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
470 And about your book, 'Drawing Made Easy'... 1.3493 0.04276 209 152 41 16
471 Someone’s trying to hang me! 1.3491 0.04159 232 171 41 20
472 I don't need to know your whole background. Just give me an outline. 1.3490 0.04541 192 141 35 16
473 Well, yes, we do believe in transparency, but we do need to draw the line somewhere 1.3487 0.04040 238 174 45 19
474 I don’t believe FaceTime will work for us. 1.3486 0.04398 218 163 34 21
475 While lacking in some areas, our recruitment team was impressed by your low carbon footprint. 1.3485 0.04325 198 143 41 14
476 Since you don't have a mouth, I'm going to need a thought bubble. 1.3485 0.04722 198 150 27 21
477 You'll fit right in with the skeleton crew. 1.3484 0.04176 244 183 37 24
478 Ozempic? 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
479 So I'm guessing you aren't much of a detail person. 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
480 And why do you think you'd be a good hangman? 1.3483 0.04561 201 150 32 19
481 You seem unfulfilled 1.3483 0.03915 201 139 54 8
482 Your CV features nude modeling for elementary art classes?" 1.3481 0.04926 181 137 25 19
483 And what makes you think you're a faceless nobody? 1.3480 0.04315 227 170 35 22
484 I think we need to flesh out your resumé. 1.3476 0.04189 233 173 39 21
485 I’m sorry. We don’t need any more models for Life Drawing 101. 1.3476 0.04205 210 152 43 15
486 Who drew you to us? 1.3476 0.04205 210 152 43 15
487 There’s really a lot more to me than meets the eye. 1.3469 0.04471 196 144 36 16
488 Do I have to draw you a picture? 1.3468 0.04096 222 161 45 16
489 Sorry I missed yesterdays meeting, I was out stick 1.3465 0.04319 202 147 40 15
490 What interests you in becoming a restroom sign model? 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
491 We’re looking for a person of real substance. 1.3460 0.04047 237 174 44 19
492 Besides representing all human form on pre-historic cave art, do you have other interpersonal skills? 1.3460 0.04697 211 163 23 25
493 You lack perspective. 1.3458 0.04055 240 177 43 20
494 What makes you think that a noose drawn on a whiteboard was targeted at you? 1.3458 0.04454 214 161 32 21
495 You seem qualified, but our facial recognition policy may pose a problem. 1.3456 0.04159 217 158 43 16
496 You look a bit drawn. 1.3455 0.04367 191 138 40 13
497 What are your pronouns? 1.3455 0.03941 246 180 47 19
498 You say you posed for Keith Haring? 1.3455 0.03941 246 180 47 19
499 It appears that your bariatric surgery was quite successful. 1.3455 0.04411 220 166 32 22
500 I see you survived Hangman. Tell me about that. 1.3455 0.04458 220 167 30 23
501 The pay is minimal, but so are you. 1.3450 0.04288 200 145 41 14
502 Have you had any other jobs other than hangman? 1.3448 0.04107 232 171 42 19
503 In the last quarter your colleagues described your performance as, “sketchy.” 1.3447 0.04474 206 154 33 19
504 Mr. Stevens wanted me to fill you in. 1.3443 0.04005 244 180 44 20
505 We’re looking for someone more detail-oriented. 1.3440 0.04439 218 165 31 22
506 I find you refreshing. All morning I've been interviewing nothing but empty suits. 1.3440 0.04040 218 157 47 14
507 Chad, we're going to need more from you. 1.3439 0.04202 221 163 40 18
508 First, I'll have to ask that you please fill out your form. 1.3438 0.04114 224 164 43 17
509 Doodle or not, you still have to wear pants to work. 1.3438 0.04651 192 144 30 18
510 I'm looking for something fulfilling 1.3438 0.04651 192 144 30 18
511 So you say you’re 6’3 and weigh 215? 1.3436 0.04540 195 145 33 17
512 I am sorry but we only have two restrooms! 1.3435 0.04311 230 174 33 23
513 I really don't see anything of substance here 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
514 I don't think an X-Ray will help us. 1.3427 0.04156 213 155 43 15
515 You want to opt out of your diet program?.....when you're doing so well? 1.3426 0.04320 216 161 36 19
516 Where do you see yourself with five more lines? 1.3425 0.04373 219 165 33 21
517 We can stick with today, or I can pencil you in tomorrow. 1.3423 0.04283 222 166 36 20
518 And then I had a job as a hanger in Lady Gaga’s closet. That was great fun… 1.3423 0.04559 222 172 24 26
519 My LinkedIn profile was hacked, so I am starting from scratch. 1.3421 0.04154 228 169 40 19
520 So would you be interested in working the door at the men’s restroom? 1.3421 0.04246 228 171 36 21
521 This job requires you to be heartless. 1.3413 0.04489 208 157 31 20
522 Personally, you appear a little sketchy to me. 1.3412 0.04126 211 153 44 14
523 I mean, my career here has been pretty linear so far… 1.3411 0.04139 214 156 43 15
524 And what makes you unique? 1.3409 0.04211 220 163 39 18
525 You seem a little sketchy to me. 1.3409 0.04308 220 165 35 20
526 Relax, I just want to fill you in. 1.3405 0.04388 185 134 39 12
527 Sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
528 So what makes you think someone is trying to hang you? 1.3405 0.04278 232 176 33 23
529 Things move a lot faster here than at Hangman. 1.3404 0.04281 235 179 32 24
530 You look good on paper but… 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
531 Well, I think we'll skip the x-ray. 1.3396 0.04322 212 158 36 18
532 What do you mean my work lacks dimension?" 1.3394 0.04195 221 164 39 18
533 Sorry, we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
534 What drew you here? 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
535 I can assure you we don't discriminate against the poorly drawn. 1.3384 0.04538 198 149 31 18
536 I'm afraid it's back to the drawing board. 1.3382 0.04286 207 153 38 16
537 I'm good at seeing right through people, Mr. Jones. 1.3380 0.04253 213 158 38 17
538 So you claim the game Hangman is culturally insensitive? 1.3377 0.04284 228 173 33 22
539 Yes, fashion model is an option but, as your career counsellor, I think you would find teaching art in kindergarten much more rewarding. 1.3368 0.04674 190 144 28 18
540 Looks like your account is underdrawn. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
541 Arn't you afraid you might stick out? 1.3367 0.04682 196 150 26 20
542 I understand you can trace your family back over 40,000 years . 1.3367 0.04462 199 149 33 17
543 They say you've been barely showing up to work lately. 1.3366 0.04185 202 147 42 13
544 I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more… multidimensional.” 1.3366 0.04313 205 152 37 16
545 Let's talk about the dress code. 1.3366 0.04085 205 148 45 12
546 Your prose is strong, but the characters are one dimensional. 1.3365 0.04214 208 153 40 15
547 And you're sure you want to be an art major? 1.3364 0.04338 214 161 34 19
548 I would suggest you flesh out your resume a little. 1.3364 0.03877 217 155 51 11
549 I don't see much depth in you. 1.3364 0.04001 220 160 46 14
550 We were hoping to find someone more well-rounded. 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
551 Can you flesh out your employment history a bit? 1.3363 0.03977 226 165 46 15
552 That’s quite a line…. 1.3362 0.03608 232 163 60 9
553 Frankly, we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
554 We were hoping for a candidate with a little more depth. 1.3349 0.04313 212 159 35 18
555 Could you be more specific? 1.3349 0.04423 218 167 29 22
556 We were looking more for a straw man. 1.3349 0.03916 218 157 49 12
557 You definitely have the stick-to-it-ive-ness but I’m just not seeing the depth. 1.3348 0.03779 230 165 53 12
558 Yes, I do think your liposuction addiction is getting out of hand 1.3333 0.04310 219 166 33 20
559 Your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.3333 0.04222 207 153 39 15
560 Can you operate a stick shift? 1.3333 0.04529 198 150 30 18
561 Don't embellish. I can see right through you. 1.3333 0.04480 201 152 31 18
562 Tell me more about this recurring dream. A scaffold? And no more vowels? 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
563 Gender neutral,huh? 1.3333 0.04211 219 164 37 18
564 So, tell me about this fear of erasers... 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
565 Can you fill out your profile for me ? 1.3333 0.04108 234 176 38 20
566 I'm sorry, but we actually need warm bodies. 1.3333 0.04296 213 160 35 18
567 We are seeking a more diverse workforce...You seem really straight. 1.3319 0.04123 229 172 38 19
568 Tell me very little about yourself. 1.3318 0.04195 220 165 37 18
569 ""In all honesty, you're looking a little drawn." 1.3317 0.04303 205 153 36 16
570 We're thinning out our staff. 1.3316 0.03944 196 139 49 8
571 What impresses me is your total transparency 1.3316 0.04616 196 150 27 19
572 I"m glad we were able to pencil you in. 1.3316 0.04384 196 146 35 15
573 Yes, I recognized you right away, Mr. Wilson.. from your daughter's drawing of you in the art teacher's classroom. 1.3316 0.04552 193 146 30 17
574 Pants are not optional. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
575 I was hoping we could talk face to face. 1.3315 0.04585 184 138 31 15
576 I want to remind you about our company's dress code. 1.3315 0.04775 184 141 25 18
577 So your special skill is playing Hangman? 1.3315 0.05018 184 145 17 22
578 Regardless of body type, you can’t come to the office naked. 1.3315 0.04833 181 139 24 18
579 And what drew you to this position? 1.3304 0.04194 227 172 35 20
580 Could you flesh that out a bit? 1.3303 0.04129 221 165 39 17
581 I wish you would bring more of yourself to these sessions. 1.3303 0.03925 221 161 47 13
582 I knew it. She can see right through me. 1.3302 0.04146 212 157 40 15
583 As head of the HR Department, I totally get that you are "non-binary". 1.3301 0.04116 206 151 42 13
584 Being the father figure on a rear car window decal does not give you experience in the automotive industry. 1.3301 0.04285 206 154 36 16
585 Your body of work is a bit thin. 1.3301 0.04058 206 150 44 12
586 What is your shtick? 1.3301 0.04173 206 152 40 14
587 It says here you have experience playing hangman. 1.3301 0.04553 206 159 26 21
588 Pronoun preference? 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
589 I think it’s time we take you off that diet. 1.3300 0.04433 200 151 32 17
590 We were expecting someone with a bit more skin to put in the game 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
591 Do you have any questions about our dress code? 1.3297 0.04690 185 141 27 17
592 So I see that you are applying for the gender neutral bathroom sign. 1.3297 0.04753 185 142 25 18
593 Frankly, the job calls for a person of substance 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
594 Seriously, you show up to a job interview barefoot? 1.3292 0.04967 161 122 25 14
595 I kind of see myself as an everyman figure. 1.3288 0.04211 222 168 35 19
596 There have been complaints you've been using the wrong bathroom. 1.3284 0.04525 201 154 28 19
597 so, let's talk about your weight loss issue 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
598 Nonbinary--why did you ask? 1.3280 0.04491 189 142 32 15
599 We aren't sure you have the depth required for this role. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
600 You CAN'T sue them. Hanging you is the object of the game! 1.3280 0.04668 186 142 27 17
601 I noticed you left the pronoun selection of your application blank. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
602 We can flesh out the details later. 1.3279 0.04256 183 133 40 10
603 So do you have any other experience besides your role in ‘hang-man’ 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
604 Can you tell me what you didn't like about your role in hangman? 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
605 They're dismissing your indecent exposure case for insufficient evidence." 1.3275 0.04342 229 178 27 24
606 You will be the perfect model for our kindergarten art class. 1.3274 0.04887 168 128 25 15
607 I‘ll pencil you in for 4:00. 1.3272 0.04073 217 161 41 15
608 I am sorry, I don't believe it is ethical to do any more plastic surgery on you. 1.3269 0.04304 208 157 34 17
609 I'm afraid your applicatoin is a little short on details. 1.3266 0.04611 199 154 25 20
610 I hear you’re good with thin margins. 1.3266 0.03959 199 143 47 9
611 I’m not gonna lie, you seem really sketchy. 1.3266 0.04499 199 152 29 18
612 I have a position open in tech support. Can you do an Indian accent? 1.3264 0.04994 193 155 13 25
613 I'm a simple guy 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
614 This is the worst case of identity theft I’ve ever seen. 1.3262 0.04521 187 141 31 15
615 The facial recognition software will only work, well, with a face. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
616 There have been complaints about your lack of attention to detail. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
617 Did you win? 1.3256 0.03989 215 158 44 13
618 This proposal needs some fleshing out... 1.3256 0.03989 215 158 44 13
619 What drew you to want to work on facial recognition? 1.3255 0.04296 212 161 33 18
620 I'm sure you'll work well with our skeleton crew. 1.3249 0.04642 197 153 24 20
621 I have nothing to hide. 1.3247 0.04216 194 143 39 12
622 Walk… don’t walk… the choice is yours. 1.3245 0.04501 188 142 31 15
623 I blame the Ozempic. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
624 I find myself inexplicably drawn to you. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
625 Thanks for pencilling me in 1.3242 0.04118 182 131 43 8
626 Would it kill you to wear a tie? 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
627 Jeffrey, let me fill you in. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
628 So, what draws you here today? 1.3237 0.04258 207 156 35 16
629 I'll be glad to fill you in, figuratively speaking. 1.3235 0.04837 170 130 25 15
630 You just don’t seem very detail-oriented 1.3234 0.04112 201 148 41 12
631 How long have you had this empty feeling? 1.3234 0.04347 201 152 33 16
632 We like that you are non-binary. 1.3234 0.04435 167 122 36 9
633 Help me flesh out your resume.. 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
634 We're looking for someone who is more well-rounded. 1.3228 0.04940 158 120 25 13
635 I interned at CAPTCHA. 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
636 You may not have a penis, but you still need to wear clothing. 1.3228 0.04542 189 144 29 16
637 Your credentials are obvious. But nobody plays Hangman anymore. 1.3226 0.04168 217 164 36 17
638 You have structure, but you lack substance. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
639 People are saying you look drawn. 1.3224 0.04209 214 162 35 17
640 You meet the basic qualifications. But we need to flesh out who you really are. 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
641 Do you mean that your home town is Etcha Sketch? 1.3220 0.04055 205 151 42 12
642 I'd like you to flesh out your resume. 1.3218 0.04890 174 135 22 17
643 You look like you’d crack under pressure. 1.3218 0.04821 174 134 24 16
644 I see sticking to the figures is your super power. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
645 I'm sure it's nice to sit down, but who's minding the men's room door?" 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
646 We'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit. 1.3214 0.03819 224 164 48 12
647 So, do you have any other skills besides hangman? 1.3209 0.04395 215 167 27 21
648 You can't sue the makers of Hangman for using your likeness. 1.3209 0.04573 187 143 28 16
649 You can use Mr., Ms., or Mx. but sorry, no Stx. 1.3206 0.04330 209 160 31 18
650 Let’s hold off on the Ozempic for a while! 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
651 I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin. 1.3202 0.04137 203 151 39 13
652 You're not suited for this job. 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
653 I just feel like everyone in the office is trying to stick it to me. 1.3200 0.04999 175 138 18 19
654 You can either step down quietly or we can simply erase your position. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
655 I don't know, doc. She says I'm too one-dimensional. 1.3194 0.04501 191 146 29 16
656 you need to fill out your form. 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
657 Unfortunately we’re looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. 1.3192 0.04056 213 159 40 14
658 Sorry, the position is filled. 1.3190 0.04977 163 126 22 15
659 So maybe we back off on the Ozempic 1.3189 0.04409 185 139 33 13
660 I assume you are here for the hangman position? 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
661 What draws you into my office today? 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
662 We drew you, and we can erase you. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
663 Luckily, they guessed the word before a noose was drawn. 1.3184 0.04337 201 153 32 16
664 Thanks for penciling me in for today. 1.3184 0.04279 201 152 34 15
665 Please cross your legs. 1.3182 0.04774 176 136 24 16
666 I don’t suppose working through lunch once in a while will be a problem for you? 1.3180 0.04159 217 165 35 17
667 To be honest,if this interview doesn’t work out I’ll be going back to the drawing board. 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
668 Security camera footage shows that you and Stones may have broken someone's bones, but your insults didn't seem to hurt him. 1.3179 0.05589 151 122 10 19
669 You're lucky you're just getting fired. We used to hang people for this. 1.3174 0.04812 167 128 25 14
670 I'm very productive. I don't eat meals, take any kind of break or look at a clock. I just can't be around erasers. 1.3172 0.04830 186 147 19 20
671 You listed your previous work experience as crosswalk and restroom signs 1.3172 0.04646 186 144 25 17
672 I agree. Ozempic seems to be working. 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
673 So let's start by fleshing out your resume. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
674 This is actually a shell corporation, so you are perfect for the job. 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
675 Yes, I can see how you might’ve have been offended when she said you need to grow thicker skin. 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
676 I’ve seen some sketchy candidates before but you, Sir… 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
677 I’m sorry but we’ve drawn the line on hiring anyone who only looks good on paper. 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
678 Where do you see yourself in 3 or 4 dimensions? 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
679 We're looking for someone, a bit more, advanced in Graphic Arts. 1.3161 0.04597 174 132 29 13
680 Sorry, no callbacks. But I did land you a gig at the community college as a nude model for their Intro to Drawing class. 1.3161 0.04399 193 147 31 15
681 You'll definitely start off with a stick-figure salary. 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
682 Truthfully, your resume is sketchy. 1.3155 0.04235 187 139 37 11
683 Ah, Mr. Templar. Good to see you again. 1.3155 0.04747 187 147 21 19
684 I want to be a WHOLE person. 1.3152 0.04140 184 135 40 9
685 We'll need both you and your application to be filled out in greater detail by Monday. 1.3152 0.04106 165 118 42 5
686 I take my life in my hands every time I pass dogs chasing sticks in the park 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
687 Sorry - we were looking for someone with a bit more depth. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
688 What street sign to you see yourself on 5 years from now? 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
689 You may have seen some of my work before on the entry doors of the men's restroom. 1.3147 0.04333 197 150 32 15
690 I need help Dr. I'm just not all here. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
691 You may want to adjust your Ozempic dose. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
692 What sort of figures were you expecting? 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
693 We run a very lean organization and we think you're a perfect fit. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
694 You're precisely the type of writer that this studio is looking for. 1.3143 0.04716 175 135 25 15
695 Simple AI will be fine. 1.3141 0.04428 191 146 30 15
696 You are just the type of employee we’re looking for here at Hangman Industries. 1.3140 0.04703 172 132 26 14
697 Your employment history seems a bit sketchy. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
698 I'm going to need you to fill in some of the details for me 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
699 Brian, you need to start wearing clothes to the office, even on Fridays. 1.3134 0.04440 201 156 27 18
700 In five years? Well, I'd like to start out here as a doodle, eventually working my way up to emoji. 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
701 In good news, a lack of heart, soul or brain won’t preclude you from running for President. 1.3128 0.04568 179 137 28 14
702 We are looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.3122 0.04329 189 143 33 13
703 Perhaps now you understand why my resume is so thin. 1.3121 0.04607 173 132 28 13
704 Yes, we all do look alike 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
705 Now let’s discuss your recurring dream of death by hanging. 1.3118 0.04758 186 147 20 19
706 What’s with the blank stare? 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
707 I can see that you are being fully transparent. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
708 We regret to inform you, sadly we found a candidate with a little more substance 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
709 Unfortunately, it's the end of the line for you. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
710 We are seeking more well rounded candidates 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
711 I'd like to be added to the transplant waitlist for eyes, nose, brain, heart, lungs, kidney... Should I keep going? 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
712 You're right, your daughter is an amazing artist. This looks exactly like you. 1.3110 0.04860 164 127 23 14
713 What line of work are you interested in? 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
714 Your resume is impressive but we are really looking for someone who can think outside the lines. 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
715 Let's flesh out your application a bit, shall we? 1.3105 0.04309 190 144 33 13
716 Fill me in on your background. 1.3105 0.04042 190 140 41 9
717 Your resume is a bit thin as well 1.3105 0.03973 190 139 43 8
718 I'm looking for a job that won't leave me feeling empty inside. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
719 I take it you used AI to write your cover letter 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
720 I appreciate the outline but please fill it in a bit for me 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
721 Sorry, we're only hiring for the skeleton crew right now. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
722 Your name is Allen Wrench? 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
723 What draws you to this position? 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
724 Yes, we can make the hangman riddles a little harder going forward. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
725 Hello Mr. Figure, May I call you Stick? 1.3094 0.04524 181 139 28 14
726 We’re hoping to hire someone a little more developed. 1.3094 0.04097 181 133 40 8
727 So tell me, do still want to go through with the procedure to have all your lines removed? It would really take away your character. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
728 …and so, tell me how you see yourself. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
729 Unfortunately, you haven't completed your form correctly. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
730 In additional to fleshing out your resume, I have a suggestion for you. 1.3090 0.04436 178 135 31 12
731 Can I get you a cup of nothing? 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
732 Doc, I don’t know who I am.” 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
733 So what is the pronoun you want identify as? 1.3081 0.04761 172 134 23 15
734 I see a little of myself in you. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
735 Your coworkers are concerned that you never have any skin in the game 1.3073 0.04691 179 140 23 16
736 I'm afraid you misheard. We said this was a six figure job. 1.3073 0.04757 179 141 21 17
737 Your ad said minimal background necessary 1.3072 0.04809 166 129 23 14
738 I’m sorry, I just assumed you were non-binary. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
739 You're not fooling me, I see right through you. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
740 When did you switch from hunting prehistoric bison with a spear to stealing office supplies? 1.3069 0.04691 189 150 20 19
741 I can see that you've become a much more transparent person. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
742 You are perfect to fill in! 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
743 Yes, I know you starred in the title sequence of "The Saint," but what have you done lately? 1.3065 0.04514 199 157 23 19
744 On paper, you’re the best candidate we’ve had so far. 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
745 I prefer the term "hangperson" 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
746 So, your pronouns are "it" and "it's"? 1.3060 0.04344 183 139 32 12
747 Face recognition is required for employment here. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
748 We've confirmed that you meet our requirements for the customer service position. 1.3059 0.04868 170 134 20 16
749 I’ll pencil you in for nine o’clock. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
750 Sometimes, it's just like you're not there. 1.3059 0.04796 170 133 22 15
751 Do you identify as malnourished or thin? 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
752 The last guy was an empty suit. 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
753 Ozempic? No. Why do you ask? 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
754 Please don’t take this the wrong way, but your characters felt a little one-dimensional. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
755 Is that a doorknob or did you just blow a smoke ring? 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
756 I know I might seem a bit sketchy, but I really need this job. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
757 Sure, I can stick it out. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
758 Where do you see yourself in two ears? 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
759 So tell me again, who drew you to this position? 1.3046 0.04126 197 149 36 12
760 If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why? 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
761 No, I said six-figure job not stick-figure. 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
762 Why yes,we do value transparency here. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
763 It says here you have 20 years of experience hanging with kids. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
764 Didn’t anyone tell you we were switching to facial recognition? 1.3034 0.04701 178 140 22 16
765 So you can just decide to eliminate the game Hangman because it's a little un-P.C. and I'm out of a job? Just like that? After 145 years of service. Unbelievable. 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
766 There's no easy way to say this, but your co-workers find you sketchy. 1.3032 0.04257 188 143 33 12
767 I’m sorry, sir, but all our positions for faceless bureaucrats have been filled. 1.3029 0.04895 175 140 17 18
768 Sir, the job posting said you’d be making “six figures,” not sti.. ugh, forget it. You’re hired. 1.3029 0.04689 175 137 23 15
769 You look good on paper, Jeffery, but your background seems a little sketchy. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
770 For this job, we're looking for someone with a bit more substance 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
771 Perhaps you could flesh out your résumé for me. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
772 No, I said SIX figure job. 1.3023 0.04675 172 134 24 14
773 I think your profile needs some fleshing out. 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
774 I'd kill for your figure! 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
775 You didn't even fill it out. 1.3022 0.04290 139 100 36 3
776 I used to model for pedestrian crossing signs. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
777 I used to be an empty suit. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
778 Why didn't you get the job? Well, for one thing, you lack depth. 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
779 May I offer you something to eat? 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
780 So, your salary requirement says you’re looking to make stick figures? 1.3018 0.04658 169 131 25 13
781 Slim pickings for cartoonists these days huh? 1.3017 0.04810 179 143 18 18
782 Everything I do in life lacks content. 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
783 Within two years, I guarantee you’ll be making stick figures. 1.3017 0.04610 179 140 24 15
784 So this is your idea of 'shtick.' 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
785 You came close, but the job went to a complete no body. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
786 Sometimes I feel like people can see right through me. 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
787 Can you elaborate on what hanging around entails? 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
788 Im hearing you say you feel empty inside. Is that right? 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
789 We have a dress code here. Clothing. 1.3007 0.05001 153 120 20 13
790 We went with another candidate who's a little more complete. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
791 The job listing made it obvious that you were not looking to hire a real person. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
792 And it says here if I get the word right you’ll hang yourself? 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
793 Your file is a little sketchy 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
794 I'm sorry. We're going in a different direction with our bathroom doors 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
795 Before we continue,are there any skeletons in your closet? 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
796 How's your spelling? 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
797 One more question- does the word contain the letter "e" ? 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
798 To be honest, you seem a little sketchy. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
799 I appreciate your transparency, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
800 I can assure you that I'm more than just a pretty space." 1.3000 0.04782 170 134 21 15
801 Do you have any tattoos? 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
802 To land this role, you must remember your lines. 1.2994 0.04502 177 137 27 13
803 Would you be open to working on a bathroom door? 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
804 You can’t be 215 pounds. 1.2994 0.04768 167 131 22 14
805 Provide a safer workplace? I’m sorry, but you knew that this was an eraser company when we hired you. 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
806 An impressive resume, but I can see right through you. 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
807 Your x-ray appears unchanged. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
808 Let's stop the diet pills. 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
809 Our clients might just see through you. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
810 I am trying to be as transparent as I can. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
811 I believe I saw parts of you in Hangman. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
812 You'll need a halo if you want to be cast as Simon Templar 1.2984 0.04576 191 152 21 18
813 Your resume looks a little sketchy. 1.2982 0.04757 171 135 21 15
814 You still have to choose a pronoun. 1.2982 0.04610 171 133 25 13
815 Your not quite thin enough to be one of our models... 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
816 Tony, for this assignment, I need someone with a low profile. Can I count on you? 1.2981 0.04732 161 125 24 12
817 Thats not what I meant when I asked you to be transparent with me... 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
818 Your references say there's more to you than meets the eye. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
819 You will fit in-we already have a bunch of empty suits 1.2981 0.04814 161 126 22 13
820 Your story needs some fleshing out 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
821 I really fill out when you use AI. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
822 May I offer you a glass of water and a mop? 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
823 So you are finding the transition to 3D animation challenging” 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
824 Your resume says you did advertising for a men's washroom. Can you elaborate on that? 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
825 The last person didn't have a head for figures. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
826 Atkins? 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
827 I like to keep things simple; I let others flesh out the details. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
828 So you are my first AI interviewee. Tell me a little about yourself.. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
829 Unfortunately, Dave, the role has gone to Simon Templar. 1.2969 0.04433 192 151 25 16
830 I've retooled my resume as gender-free. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
831 Yes, and I see you have an opening too. 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
832 Tell me more about your last position as Hangman. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
833 So… you’re tired of Gestures… 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
834 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
835 Do you have at least a speech bubble? 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
836 I see the cutbacks in your department are going well. 1.2963 0.04097 162 119 38 5
837 so you feel like an empty suit 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
838 And of course we offer a stick-figure income. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
839 Can you paint a picture of yourself in 5 years? 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
840 Wanna do a line? 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
841 How about I pencil you in for a Tuesday appointment? 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
842 I'm sorry, but the President has directed that we hire no more faceless bureaucrats. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
843 'Can you drive stick?' 1.2955 0.04134 176 132 36 8
844 I don't think you have the guts. 1.2955 0.04437 176 136 28 12
845 I think if you fleshed it out a bit more, I would have a better understanding of your viewpoint. 1.2952 0.04122 166 123 37 6
846 So fill in the details for me... 1.2951 0.04454 183 143 26 14
847 We’re looking for the right candidate for our skeleton crew. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
848 Could you go into more detail? 1.2948 0.04098 173 129 37 7
849 Well, your resume is rather bare-bones, but I think we can flesh it out with a little work. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
850 So, that's the outline. What,do you think? 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
851 I'm so sorry. I just assumed you were non-binary. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
852 When you asked for face time, you know, I assumed that you might have one! 1.2941 0.04317 187 145 29 13
853 Just give me a bare bones summary. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
854 How do I know you’re Banksy? 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
855 Haven't I seen you outside the men's room? 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
856 So is it first name Hang , last name Man? 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
857 To be honest, you and your work history are a bit sketchy. 1.2937 0.04215 160 119 35 6
858 He will see you now in the drawing room. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
859 So that's just a rough outline. We'll fill you in more later. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
860 If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be? 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
861 Look, you can’t quit now. You’ve got to stick it out. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
862 It's casual Friday for the cartoonist. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
863 I know you can't speak, so just respond by nodding your oval. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
864 Why do you ask if we have a dress code 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
865 I see you have a background in sketch comedy. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
866 You need to face this, but you just don’t have the guts. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
867 To be honest, I was expecting someone more substantial. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
868 You have lazy cartoonist syndrome. 1.2924 0.04742 171 136 20 15
869 I'm looking for an opportunity to fill out and expand my presence. 1.2924 0.04669 171 135 22 14
870 I told you I can't trim any more fat in my department. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
871 No my lamp is not married. 1.2921 0.04741 178 143 18 17
872 So. How’s the diet ? 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
873 There's a likelihood that I 'll be replacing you with a person with more substance. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
874 We can pencil you in for next Tuesday”. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
875 Maybe it's time we cut down on the Ozempic. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
876 To be honest Drew, it’s not just your resume that needs some padding. 1.2917 0.04652 168 132 23 13
877 Frankly you need to flesh out your resume. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
878 I just might try your diet. 1.2912 0.04323 182 141 29 12
879 I question your substance. 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
880 your resume says previous employment: hangman 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
881 So what draws you in today? 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
882 Your look is timeless. We can teach you the rest. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
883 I'm still waiting for you to draw me in. 1.2907 0.04718 172 137 20 15
884 We really value transparency in the workplace. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
885 We just need you to fill in. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
886 I don't know--you just look familiar. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
887 I look forward to seeing what you're made of. 1.2903 0.04927 155 123 19 13
888 What I'm seeing lacks depth 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
889 What line of work are you in? 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
890 …and what do think might help draw you out a bit more?” 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
891 We’ve received multiple complaints from coworkers who say you’ve crossed a line. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
892 I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about your stolen identity. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
893 You looked great on paper. In person, not so much ... 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
894 Any job is fine. I'm a blank canvas. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
895 I'm going to be honest--your resume is a bit bare-bones. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
896 You might want to flesh out your resume a bit 1.2892 0.04191 166 125 34 7
897 I have a unique skill set...if I rub my arms together, I can start a fire. 1.2890 0.04398 173 134 28 11
898 I guess you won't be interested in our weight-loss program. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
899 I see it as both a strength and a weakness. 1.2886 0.04975 149 118 19 12
900 The side effects of Ozempic were really understated. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
901 Actually, we're looking for a Hangwoman. 1.2883 0.04745 163 129 21 13
902 Your résumé is thin and our search reveals no background 1.2883 0.04664 163 128 23 12
903 I'm lean, I'm mean and I won't add any fat to the payroll. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
904 I'll be blunt, Mr. Johnson. Your story rings hollow. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
905 It says here you're proficient in Word, Excel, and Etch A Sketch ..... 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
906 It bears repeating — Beth Lawler made it to the caption leaderboard, with — ‘It's time you retire, Keith.’; when she only received 3 votes (and they were ‘Unfunny’). (See #2484, at: https://nextml.github.io/caption-contest-data/dashboards/850.html) 1.2877 0.05408 146 120 10 16
907 We received your resume and information we just need you to fill out your form. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
908 Of course, who hasn’t seen your walk/don’t walk work? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
909 Yes,I can tell just by looking at you that politics would be the perfect career choice! 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
910 Where do you see yourself in five years, assuming no one erases you? 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
911 According to your resume your relevant skill is _ A _ _ _ A _. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
912 I'm just afraid our customers will see right through you. 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
913 Now I see why your resume is just an outline. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
914 Is that all you have to say? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
915 ‘we are looking for someone a little more well-rounded…’ 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
916 Sorry, this office is going wireless. 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
917 Your background seems a little sketchy. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
918 Any other modeling work besides Mrs. Leone’s third grade class? 1.2866 0.04871 157 125 19 13
919 We need someone with more depth for the job. 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
920 Could you rearrange yourself into a table if asked? 1.2866 0.04871 157 125 19 13
921 So, Mr. Hangman, any hobbies? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
922 Should I refer to you as he, she, they, or it? 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
923 You look good on paper but I'm afraid you may not see the big picture. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
924 I'm sorry, we already have too many empty suits here. 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
925 I'm concerned that your resume is quite one dimensional. 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
926 Thank you for being so transparent. 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
927 I'm sorry. We are looking for a candidate with more depth. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
928 Yes, this is a diversity hire. 1.2857 0.04698 161 127 22 12
929 Sorry, we’re actually looking for a hang-woman 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
930 Ah yes, Mr Jenkins, I wanted to tell you what a good artist your son is. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
931 I’m sorry Simon, but with the popularity of unisex lavatories on the rise, we’re going to have to let you go. 1.2848 0.04999 165 135 13 17
932 I have to say it is rare for someone to match their profile picture so well. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
933 Have you modelled before? 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
934 Other than being easy to draw, what else do you have to offer our company? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
935 Your work's been a little flat. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
936 So -- you say you gave everything you had at your last position? 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
937 I hope you’re not just feeding me a bunch of lines. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
938 I was okay until they started to draw the noose and gallows. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
939 Sorry, we're looking for a straw man. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
940 Your résumé needs some fleshing out 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
941 I found my last job a little two dimensional. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
942 I don't think we can hire you. You seem a bit sketchy. 1.2831 0.04668 166 132 21 13
943 I see you’re gender neutral. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
944 Your resume is pretty thin. 1.2831 0.03994 166 124 37 5
945 My name is Draw, not Drew 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
946 I received a complaint, that you have been hanging around one of the restroom doors. 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
947 I'm sorry Mr. Brown, but calling you "sketchy" does not rise to the level of workplace harassment. 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
948 Cultural differences aside, you have to start filling out forms completely 1.2828 0.04056 198 154 32 12
949 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
950 So, tell me about your work with Burning Man. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
951 Well,it is nice to finally put a face to the name! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
952 I'm having a hard time finding your profile. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
953 We were looking for a more well-rounded candidate, actually. 1.2824 0.04273 170 131 30 9
954 I'm sorry, the position of corporate strawman is already filled. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
955 Can you flesh that out more for me, Mr. Jones? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
956 Sorry, but your job history is a little sketchy. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
957 Lavatory signage is impressive but I’d like to see a bit more on your resume. 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
958 Please flesh out your prior experience for me. 1.2821 0.04795 156 124 20 12
959 We have to start from scratch. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
960 I like to think of myself as a work in progress. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
961 The casting director wants you to lose five more pounds. 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
962 Can I help you? You are looking rather drawn. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
963 Can you at least pretend to look at me while I'm talking? 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
964 We only have a skeleton crew at this time. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
965 Is there an "H"? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
966 Your resume states that you do not require bathroom breaks--is that true? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
967 You say your team didn’t fill you in. Please explain. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
968 Sometimes I feel like my entire life is a sketch. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
969 You're not giving me a lot to work with here. 1.2808 0.05026 146 117 17 12
970 Do you see yourself in ten years? 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
971 You don’t seem to have much substance. 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
972 I’ll draw my own conclusions, thank you. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
973 Yes, I can see you lack perspective. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
974 I feel so empty inside 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
975 I feel so empty, doctor 1.2805 0.03921 164 122 38 4
976 Sir, your application seems a bit sketchy 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
977 Though you talk a good show, i'm afraid I can see right through you. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
978 In all honesty your résumé is a little thin 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
979 No, my uncle does the warnings, I mostly do street sign work. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
980 And would you consider lowering your privacy settings? 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
981 Sorry but we're just looking for someone with more....Personality 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
982 We’re looking for someone who has experience with whiteboard presentations. 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
983 Care to flesh out your resumé? 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
984 Just how flexible do you think you can be? 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
985 What do you have that shows substance? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
986 I see it’s not just your résumé that needs fleshing out 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
987 How did you hear about us? 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
988 We would like you to teach beginning drawing classes 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
989 The problem is, you're a faceless stick figure devoid of genitals. 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
990 Could you fill in a couple blanks for me? 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
991 You must be the one who's been a victim of identity theft. 1.2789 0.04902 147 117 19 11
992 I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
993 We’re looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
994 Thank you for interviewing, but we are looking for a candidate with more depth. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
995 Of course you understand that if you’re hired you’ll be obliged to adhere to our company’s dress code 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
996 How about a game of hangman? 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
997 You stick to your job and I’ll stick to mine. 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
998 Unfortunately you seem to be lacking in substance. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
999 I can be whatever you need me to be. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1000 I got my start as a restroom sign model. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1001 I'm sorry, but that job is already not filled . 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1002 I just feel so empty inside. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1003 So, Mr. Templar, just how did you lose your halo? 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
1004 I’m not going to lie, your body of work is a bit thin. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1005 Why are you always using the word figuratively? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1006 We want you as a model for level 1 Cartoonists. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
1007 Simon Templar! Gosh,you haven't changed a bit. 1.2778 0.05163 144 117 14 13
1008 In answer to your first question, Hangman Incorporated’s death benefits are among the best in the guessing game industry. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1009 My life feels almost two-dimensional lately. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1010 I was hoping this interview would fill in some details, but I guess not. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1011 Let's flesh this out. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1012 You'll need to flesh out a few details. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1013 I just don’t feel seen 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1014 I'd like to be totally transparent with you. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1015 I'm sorry, but I don't know that you have the guts to do what needs to be done in this job. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1016 I assure you that I can be anyone you want me to be. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1017 I just feel really drawn to this position. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1018 I just have a high metabolism 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1019 I’m not sure we have a position for you, Mr. H—ngm—n 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1020 I apologize but I have to stick to this figure. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1021 So tell me more about this empty feeling you have... 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
1022 I heard that you've been part of an office love triangle" 1.2767 0.05040 159 131 12 16
1023 I need you to flesh out some of the details. 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1024 You say your entire family was pasted on the back of a car window? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1025 Your resume says your last position was, "hanging on a men's room door." May I ask why you left that job? 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1026 Just stick with it. 1.2763 0.04298 152 116 30 6
1027 We have reached the limit of what I can do for you as a therapist. It may be time for you to talk to a cartoonist. 1.2763 0.04957 152 123 16 13
1028 I'm going to need you to fill in some blanks. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1029 It says here your last job was posing for traffic signs? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1030 I’m afraid that I need a little more detail. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1031 Unfortunately Henry, your coworkers feel you’re no more than an empty suit. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
1032 My qualifications? Not to brag, but I'm essentially the poster child for everything. " 1.2759 0.05223 145 119 12 14
1033 We may need to lower your Ozempic dose. 1.2756 0.04776 156 125 19 12
1034 Before I hire you let’s have a talk about which rest room you would use. 1.2756 0.05440 127 103 13 11
1035 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone a little more three-dimensional for this job. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1036 I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you lack the necessary depth of character for this position. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1037 So, at the end of your nightmare, you always get hung? 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1038 ….so what were you doing in the years between employment as a bathroom sign model and “hangman” 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1039 Your resume led me to believe you were a person of more substance. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1040 We're sorry to inform you of your termination but the RNC is uncomfortable with you using either bathroom in the workplace. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
1041 Well, it's going to be difficult finding you another job since Hangman is now going A.I. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
1042 I'm sorry, to get the job Governor DeSantis needs to know what gender you were at birth. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
1043 I'm sorry, but we're looking for a more well-rounded candidate. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
1044 Sorry, we're looking for a candidate with more attention to detail. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1045 I’m being as transparent as I possibly can. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
1046 Is there a S in your name? 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
1047 You look just like your profile picture. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1048 Hm, no, your face is drawing a blank. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1049 As you can see I'm being fully transparent 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1050 You seem to be caught between circular and linear thinking. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1051 So,I understand that you want to be filled in? 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1052 I can be anything you want me to be. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1053 Would you describe yourself as a team player, or someone who likes to stick out? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1054 Unfortunately, we were hoping for someone with a little more substance. 1.2740 0.05005 146 118 16 12
1055 I'm afraid we have no room for another shtick. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1056 Our modeling coordinator will see you now. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1057 Sorry, we already have enough Giacometti sculptures. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1058 Denise took a deep breath. "Come on, you're the HR Manager. You're trained to deal with sticky situations." 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1059 I noticed from your rear windshield that you have children. 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
1060 Your resume is similarly sketchy... 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1061 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with more substance. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1062 I’m sorry for hanging your family as a child. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1063 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1064 All our hangman positions are filled. 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
1065 I’m afraid we’re looking for a bit more substance. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
1066 Your background’s a bit thin. 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
1067 I'm reducing your dosage of Qzempic 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
1068 Your references are excellent, but your experience is a little thin. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
1069 I know it sounds paranoid, but I think someone wants to hang me. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1070 The last time we hired a man like you, we found some of our other employees stirring their coffee with him." 1.2727 0.04591 176 143 18 15
1071 Welcome to the Ozempic sales team! 1.2727 0.05168 132 106 16 10
1072 In 10 years I see myself with eyes, ears and a mouth. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1073 We’d expect you to flesh out the position over time. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
1074 So your previous position was eliminated due to Wordle? 1.2727 0.05279 132 107 14 11
1075 Let's flesh-out some ideas. 1.2727 0.04045 154 116 34 4
1076 I have a feeling that you’ll do very well here at Match.com. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
1077 Your CV needs fleshing out. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1078 Are your mom and dad TransParent as well? 1.2722 0.04499 169 135 22 12
1079 Tell me what you know about eating disorders? 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1080 I see here you have a background in AI 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
1081 Maybe we can flesh things out a bit. 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
1082 At this company we emphasize bringing our whole selves to the workplace. Something tells me you’re not ready to do that. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1083 I think I’ve been a victim of identity theft. 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
1084 Besides playing Hangman, what other experience do you have? 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
1085 I am sorry, but we find your gravitas lacking, although we admire your transparency. 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
1086 We're looking for someone with a little more depth. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1087 I've seen your work on bathroom doors. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
1088 I hope we can expand upon the barebones resume you submitted. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
1089 Well, we do have an opening in the sculpture garden 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1090 We like the way you simplify everything to its most basic elements 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1091 Your resume could also stand to be fleshed out 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1092 I'm going to recommend a change of diet. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1093 We have a casual dress code here, but you are taking it a bit far. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1094 I’m so glad to finally meet with a real person at this company instead of some nameless, faceless voicemail bot. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1095 You are along the lines of someone we’re looking for. 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
1096 Stick around. We might find a place for you. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1097 And are you still taking the new weight loss drug? 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1098 This resume needs fleshing out. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1099 Sir, this was supposed to be a FACE to FACE interview. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1100 What interests you in this position? Your experience appears a little bare boned. 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1101 I'm sorry, but you're all form, no substance. 1.2711 0.04712 166 135 17 14
1102 Welcome to the company and we hope you can stick with us 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
1103 There's not much to tell.. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1104 I see you’re filing a complaint that the game Hangman is culturally insensitive. 1.2708 0.05046 144 117 15 12
1105 I've asked you in to discuss dress policy. 1.2707 0.05243 133 108 14 11
1106 This job is sucking the life out of me, Gloria. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1107 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1108 As you can see I've been fully transparent. 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1109 I promise to be the best employee ever; and I can serve as a woman or a man; whatever you desire! 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
1110 'What you see is what you get,' is not a good answer. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1111 I’m having trouble understanding you. Do you mind if I draw your mouth. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1112 We're hoping you'll stick around. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1113 I'm sorry, but the position read "an accountant that can STICK to the FIGURES." 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1114 Well, I’ve had your test results back and I’m afraid they’re a little sketchy 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
1115 BLANK 1.2701 0.04901 174 146 9 19
1116 We're looking for someone... a little more rounded. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1117 I don’t feel seen. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1118 I'm sorry, but we are looking for someone who is a bit more substantial. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1119 I heard this company keeps a skeleton staff so I’d be perfect 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1120 You might know me from my previous work, at intersections 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1121 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SINCE YOUR LAYOFF FROM HANGMAN? 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1122 It's like my partner and I exist in different dimensions. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1123 Let me outline the job description for you. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1124 Let me guess, you’re feeling flat. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1125 And what makes you believe you'd make a great children's art teacher? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1126 I know you suffered a back injury, but if it's any consultaion, your "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" signs are selling extremely well. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1127 We’re prepared to offer you a stick-figure income. 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
1128 You’re a hard one to figure out. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
1129 So where do you see yourself in five panels? 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
1130 We're looking for someone with a lot of stick-to-itiveness. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1131 I'm sorry, but we need to let you go. 'Pulling your weight' isn't enough. 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1132 'Your first impression leaves people wanting more." 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
1133 How would you explain your attention to detail? 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
1134 We’ll get back to you as soon as we come to a decision. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1135 Why I’d be delighted to endorse your weight loss product. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1136 And this emptiness you are feeling: how would you describe it? 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1137 Please stick to the topic. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1138 Its not easy being AI version 1.0 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1139 So, I'd like to hear more about how you once managed to narrowly escape the gallows." 1.2687 0.05207 134 109 14 11
1140 Who are you? I'm drawing a blank 1.2687 0.05099 134 108 16 10
1141 let's fill in a few personal details, shall we? 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1142 I’m sorry, we’re just looking for a more three-dimensional candidate. 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
1143 Could you fill in more about yourself? 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
1144 When you need someone who can handle sticky situations and is good with figures... 1.2685 0.04915 149 121 16 12
1145 The only open position I have right now is notebook margin doodle 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1146 I'm here to help you flesh out your resume. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
1147 We’re looking for an applicant with a bit more depth — and a higher BMI. 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
1148 I'll follow up with HR to make sure they get you a copy of the dress code policy. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1149 I see here that you come from a long line of pipe cleaners. 1.2680 0.05080 153 127 11 15
1150 I know how to think outside the lines." 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1151 I think you would be perfect for the live action Hangman movie 1.2677 0.05297 127 103 14 10
1152 I loved you in Slippery When Wet. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1153 Who are you reporting as missing? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1154 I was hoping you could flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1155 As you know, this is not a permanent position. You'll just be filling in. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1156 I'm really good with figures. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1157 The last day of Hangman Auditions 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
1158 Your references describe you as sketchy... 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1159 You really don’t see the irony in applying to be a fire warden?” 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1160 What makes you think you can fill in? 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1161 My last job just kind of wore me thin 1.2672 0.05177 131 106 15 10
1162 And how are your 3D computer skills? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
1163 Your work history is somewhat sketchy. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
1164 We won’t leave you hanging, unlike your last job interview 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
1165 A letter of recommendation? I've been built by recommended letters." 1.2671 0.04807 161 132 15 14
1166 Do you have any experience slipping on wet floors? 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
1167 I'm afraid we need someone with more depth. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1168 The intern assigned to shadow you has admitted that he is struggling with that assignment. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1169 Everyone starts at pedestrian walkway sign, but car window decal is reachable within a year. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1170 Our clients expect a little more substance. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1171 So you are feeling like you’ve lost your sense of self? 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
1172 So, tell me about your experience in graphic design. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1173 You'll need to flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1174 I suggest putting on a fresh face would be a good start 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1175 Come back in a few years, after you have had a few more life experiences and are more well-rounded out as a person 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1176 I’m trying to flesh out your resume. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1177 I feel like people can see right through me! 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1178 What sticks out about your past experience? 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1179 In your case, I'll just give you an outline of your job. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1180 We offer a 401k and an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
1181 So, you say you feel you're feeling empty? 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1182 Remind me of your qualifications to be a staff illustrator? 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1183 Sorry, we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1184 I'm afraid your resume is a bit thin for this position 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1185 I 'd like to put a different face on HR. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1186 I do like your posture. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1187 Okay, Doc. Stick it to me. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1188 My last job left me unfulfilled 1.2653 0.04858 147 119 17 11
1189 I can't decide if you're a man of mystery, or that I can see right through you. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1190 I see you've drawn a blank 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1191 So where do you see yourself in 5 brushstrokes? 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1192 So when you said on your resume that you were "just hanging"... 1.2653 0.04953 147 120 15 12
1193 Now that we've peeled away the layers of trauma, how do you feel" 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1194 You still haven't specified your pronouns 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1195 Parts of your background are sketchy. Fill me in. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1196 I need you to put some flesh on those ideas. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1197 I'm sorry, but we're just looking for a candidate who is a little more well-rounded 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1198 You seem a little sketchy. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
1199 Stanley, I’m afraid you are no longer carrying your weight at this company. 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
1200 Frankly, I find you a little sketchy. 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
1201 Tell me about your life in broad strokes. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1202 Thanks for bringing this to HR's attention, we're drafting a policy prohibiting 'Hangman' on company computers. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1203 And no one is as transparent as I am... 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1204 It's's a beginner's figure drawing class, so you're perfect for it." 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1205 Let's talk about the areas where you're feeling underdeveloped. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1206 You'll fit right in here at SlimQuick. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1207 I appreciate your transparency. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1208 Wow, that Ozempic is really working for you. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1209 If I hire you, how long will you stick around? 1.2643 0.05130 140 115 13 12
1210 I really appreciate your transparency. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1211 I’ve penciled you in for Thursday. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1212 Well, I am afraid all of our positions have been filled, although I could use a coat rack. 1.2643 0.05130 140 115 13 12
1213 I'm sorry, but this job can only pay SIX figures. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1214 You realize that we could hang it all on you. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1215 We’re really looking for someone a little more well-rounded 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1216 Looks like casual Friday’s won’t be an issue for you. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1217 Great resumé but parts of your background seem a bit sketchy… 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1218 I've had a lot of success with Ozempic. 1.2636 0.05450 129 107 10 12
1219 Dr. I feel so schematic... 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1220 I'd like you to flesh out your resume,Mr. Jones. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1221 It's not just the gaps in your resume' that concern me. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1222 Zoom doesn't do you justice 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1223 I've seen better figures. 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1224 Yes, we have a pretty strict dress code. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1225 I'm sorry, but this job requires a more...well rounded candidate 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1226 You describe yourself as having stick-to-itiveness.... 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1227 Your profile needs a little fleshing out. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1228 Under skills you put "detail oriented"? 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1229 He’ll see you now…kind of. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1230 Your work shows you have no attention to details. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1231 Your resume says you were in over 300,000 PowerPoint slide shows from 1991 through 2007, which is certainly impressive, but you've been unemployed since then? 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1232 I can see why you're having an identity crisis 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1233 You wanted to review my outline. 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1234 I see on your resume your last job was "Hang-man". Can you tell me more about it? 1.2624 0.04997 141 115 15 11
1235 Now I see why your work is so one-dimensional. 1.2624 0.04895 141 114 17 10
1236 What pronoun do you use? 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1237 Is ChatGPT your first name or your last name? 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1238 Your problem is you have absolutely no skin in the game. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1239 Your resume's a sham. I can see right through you. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1240 Frankly, you're a little sketchy for the position. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1241 Your transparency is refreshing. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1242 The emoji desk is down the hall. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1243 I recognized you from your artwork in my kindergarten class.” 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1244 Tell me about yourself , I think your resume is a little thin. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1245 She said I was too one dimensional. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1246 Could you flesh things out a bit? 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1247 Wow! Your self portrait has a remarkable likeness. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1248 Do you have any work experience besides hangman and spokesperson for Jenny Craig? 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1249 So, how well do you work with figures? 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1250 How flexible are you? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1251 I'm looking for fulfillment 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1252 You'll need to gain 35 lbs. to get the Crosswalk gig. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1253 I think we can taper off your weight loss plan now. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1254 I'm afraid your experience is a bit sketchy for this job. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1255 All your colleagues are complaining about your gallows humour 1.2612 0.05182 134 110 13 11
1256 Your resume is rather sketchy. 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
1257 So, tell me if you see yourself five years from now. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1258 I don't feel like anyone really sees me. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1259 You know we have a dress code,right Slim? 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
1260 And how may I ask do you identify yourself?? 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
1261 As an art model, you would need to be comfortable posing nude. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1262 Ozempic. Why do you ask? 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1263 Well,you certainly meet the minimum qualifications. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1264 So Dan, did you have lunch yet? 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
1265 I’m sorry, we’re looking for someone a bit more detail-oriented. 1.2606 0.04863 142 115 17 10
1266 Where do you see yourself in 3 dimensions? 1.2606 0.05065 142 117 13 12
1267 My role feels one dimensional. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
1268 I called you in here just to see if we can fill in some things about you. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
1269 So, what I'm hearing is you want a fuller life. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1270 I have to ask you a personal question: When you get sunburned, do they call you 'Baton Rouge'?" 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1271 You're so hard to read with that blank look of yours. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1272 The ad should have read 'six figures,' not 'stick figures.' 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1273 I'm very flexible 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1274 I see. And when you're not working, where do you hang? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1275 My major characteristic? I'm very transparent. I hide nothing." 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
1276 I see no need to draw this out. 1.2599 0.04165 177 141 26 10
1277 You want to sue your cartoonist because he maligned you? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1278 Am I getting the full picture here? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1279 Laura, I'm afraid you'll have to wear a triangle so we can identify you as a woman. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1280 We need to cut back your Ozempic dosage. 1.2597 0.04680 154 125 18 11
1281 God I would kill for your figure 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1282 Get back to the drawing board. 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
1283 I'm surprised you didn't include "transparency" in your list of good qualities. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1284 Perhaps you could fill in some details about yourself? 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1285 Not a good idea to stick out around here. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1286 The sketch artist will be here shortly. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1287 So, you re interviewing for the bathroom sign job? 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1288 We may have to erase your left leg. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1289 It’s a sketch show and I’m still fleshing out the details. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1290 We were hoping to beef up our staff. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1291 I'm all about transparency. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1292 You're one wrong letter away from being terminated. 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1293 I’m sorry - we’re looking for a more well rounded candidate. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1294 So tell me again. The hip bone's connected to the what? 1.2589 0.05636 112 92 11 9
1295 We thought your résumé was a little thin, but now I can see why." 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1296 Can you help me flesh this out? 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
1297 Your lab work came back fine 1.2583 0.04648 151 122 19 10
1298 You're profile seems incomplete. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1299 I'm afraid you lack the depth we were looking for. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1300 As you can see on my resume, I started my career in Children’s Illustration, and then pivoted more toward Health and Safety opportunities; exit signs, etc.” 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
1301 This is your final warning: our “No Shoes No Shirt No Service” policy also extends to our employees. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1302 ... then Microsoft replaced you with a talking paper clip? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1303 Could you flesh out your resumé a bit? 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1304 If I turn to the side I disappear completely. 1.2576 0.05227 132 109 12 11
1305 Well your resume is pretty thin. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1306 We have a lot of stock-photo opportunities available for your demographic. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1307 You may want to flesh out your resume a bit... 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1308 "Pl_y_ng the v_ct_m c_rd, _r_ w_?" 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1309 We don't think there's enough dimension to your character 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1310 Casual Friday doesn't mean 'no pants'. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1311 May I use your restroom? I can’t hold it in like I use to. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1312 I'd stick with this figure if I were you 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1313 Frankly, your resume looks a little sketchy. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
1314 You failed your psychology test because of your superficial self portrait. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1315 What will you wear on Casual Friday? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1316 The management will see right through you 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1317 Congratulations, you're the only applicant the AI let through. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1318 And you hope art school will help? 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
1319 Perhaps I misspoke when I asked you to simplify things around here. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
1320 Your references describe you as flat and one dimensional. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1321 It says here you spent the last eight years as a pipe cleaner, do you want to elaborate? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1322 I'm afraid we can't have you sticking around. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1323 Clearly, this is a case of stolen identity. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1324 Ask me anything, I've got nothing to hide." 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1325 You make a fine point. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1326 My life feels so one dimensional." 1.2558 0.04956 129 104 17 8
1327 Well yes, allergies to wrought iron are fairly rare. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1328 You're _ired. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1329 We’re looking for someone detail-oriented. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1330 It’s an intermittent fast diet. I eat once a year. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1331 Well I do have one job opening on the back of a mini-van 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1332 This job is just draining me. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1333 I know you put your heart and soul into the company, but... 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1334 Your resume is a little sketchy. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1335 Dogs love me 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1336 Can you tell me WHY you want to stick it to the man? 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1337 We’re sorry to let you go, but I’m just not seeing any substance.” 1.2552 0.04872 145 119 15 11
1338 You're in luck. We are starting up an obscurity department. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1339 Of course we are looking for the most well rounded applicant. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1340 We support flexible work schedules, but we haven't seen your face in the office in weeks. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1341 I'd like you to flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1342 Describe how you solved a problem with simplistic hand gestures and comical body poses. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1343 You seem like a person who will stick with the company. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1344 As I explained at the PTA meeting, the hangman “game” is giving little Timmy nightmares. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1345 I see you are a linear thinker 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1346 Mr. Stick, your life insurance application was rejected because you're made of wood, and you smoke! 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1347 Your body of work speaks for itself 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1348 Playing Hangman on company time violates our policies 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1349 I'm afraid we are looking for someone whose resume has a bit more substance. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1350 Your co-workers seem to find you a bit sketchy. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1351 You need to fill out your resume. It’s a little thin. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1352 Yes, we did advertise for a lineman, but… 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1353 Can you flesh out your resume a little for me? 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1354 Well, we've connected the dots; now let's try to fill in some of the gaps, shall we? 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1355 If you want to work here, you've got to be able to stick it out. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1356 I do have a job opening as a model in an art class for beginners. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1357 My biggest weakness? Sometimes I stretch myself a little thin. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1358 I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you now. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1359 I see the diet worked 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1360 Well, at least you were able to slip the noose. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1361 I'm tired of just doing restroom signs. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1362 Can we please stick to the figures, Ma'am? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1363 Did X refer you? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1364 But you have to have a pronoun. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1365 I'm pretty sure management will see right thru you. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1366 Actually, at this company having no personality is a plus". 1.2538 0.05273 130 108 11 11
1367 I prefer working remotely, I'll be here, but barely. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1368 I see you’ve done a lot of cartoon modelling. 1.2537 0.05156 134 111 12 11
1369 I appreciate your fundamental transparency, Mr. Stickman 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1370 Are you always so transparent? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1371 and what makes you think you have an eating disorder? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1372 Ever since Wordle came along I can't seem to catch a break. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1373 Other than playing “Hangman “ did you have any other roles? 1.2535 0.04734 142 115 18 9
1374 So your name is Clippy and you used to work for Microsoft? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1375 You appear to lack depth for this job. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1376 Could you possibly flesh out your resumé a bit? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1377 I am wearing clothes. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1378 wow, you look like shit 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1379 No, no, we certainly don't discriminate against pipe cleaners, we run a clean operation here. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1380 What about stones? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1381 Let me get this straight. The children keep trying to hang you? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1382 I just wasn't feeling comfortable in my own skin. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1383 I’m terribly sorry, but you lack the dimension required for this position. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1384 When H.R. told me you wanted to stick it to the man, I didn’t think you were being literal. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1385 ‘We are looking for someone more well rounded.’ 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1386 I took keto too far. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1387 I just can't seem to put on a happy face these days. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1388 I see everything I need to know. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1389 Sorry, but we think your story needs to be fleshed out. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1390 It may be time to retire, you were one letter away from disaster 1.2520 0.05119 127 104 14 9
1391 Even if you can prove Wordle is just computerized Hangman there’s still no lawsuit here. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1392 Yes, but how do I know you are the guy from hangman? 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1393 If we give you this job, what makes you think you can stick with it? 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1394 I see now why you said you were a self made man. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
1395 Your resume looks good...and for a banker you seem to be pretty transparent. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1396 Help me flesh out a few details about the real you 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1397 How long have you had appendages, Mr. Spoon? 1.2519 0.04888 131 106 17 8
1398 Your resume seems a bit thin to me. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1399 I'm just not sure you have the stomach for this job. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1400 We’ve decided to make a change with our bathroom signage. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1401 I can say I do not think dieting is the solution. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1402 Unfortunately, Midjourney and Dall-E have made you redundant in marketing, accounting, and editorial cartooning, but we have an opening in Ms Phipps's pre-k class. Are you willing to train in finger painting? 1.2519 0.04900 135 110 16 9
1403 I need to know… does this State have the Death Penalty? 1.2519 0.04900 135 110 16 9
1404 I always feel I’m only one letter away from a hanging 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1405 Errr-about that dress code. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1406 I don’t know — I feel so empty 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1407 Greg, this new minimalist lifestyle you have is getting out of hand. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1408 Tell me about your education after kindergarten 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1409 One day I'm a leading rest room sign model and then poof! 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1410 We were hoping to work with someone with skin in the game. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1411 I'd say my best quality is my stick-to-it-iveness. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
1412 I see that your form is not filled in. 1.2500 0.04878 144 119 14 11
1413 It was a sticky situation. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1414 Frankly, we were hoping for someone more three dimensional and not so empty headed. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
1415 As I told you last time, Mr. Figure, the company has a strict dress code. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1416 You seem to have taken simplifying your life to an extreme. 1.2500 0.05459 116 96 11 9
1417 Well, do you feel sketchy? 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1418 My mother always told me that when God handed out bodies I must have been at the end of the line. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1419 I think we need to back off the Ozempic a bit. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1420 Yes I tend to stick out in crowded rooms 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1421 Sounds a little sketchy to me. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1422 Do you have any last words? 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1423 So, you wanna stick it to the man? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1424 I'm sorry, but you've been penciled in for tomorrow at this time. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
1425 Don't try to make excuses for your bad behavior, I can see right through you! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
1426 I assume you are applying for the job as virtual assistant? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1427 Is there an ‘e’ in your name? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1428 We place a lot of value on simplicity here. Is that something you’re comfortable with? 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1429 I am sorry, but I do have to ask fro your pronouns. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
1430 I feel like I'm seeing less and less of you these days. 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1431 IT says here you are a bare bones guy and a stickler for detail. 1.2500 0.05087 132 109 13 10
1432 I think the diet is working. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1433 For the last time, you cannot tell our employees "this is a stick up". 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1434 6’3” and 215 pounds 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1435 When we asked you to be transparent with us, this isn’t what we meant 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1436 Maybe you can fill in a few of your personal details for me. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1437 I was hoping you could flesh out your resume for me. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1438 About your resume, could you also put some meat on the bones? 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1439 What I lack in experience, I more than make up for in stick-to-itiveness 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1440 Is there a reason you didn’t want to sit directly in front of me? 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1441 While your resume is certainly impressive, we’re looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1442 "We're looking for someone well-rounded." 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
1443 But, can you stick with it? 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1444 I admire your versatility. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1445 We mostly work with figures. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1446 I recommend going back to the drawing board. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1447 I'm sorry, your credentials seem a bit sketchy. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1448 Now please give me your canned answers in response to my meaningless interview questions. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1449 Are you fasting today? 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1450 You'll be able to squeeze through tight spots, that's for sure ! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1451 *I'm taking you off Ozempic." 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1452 I want to grow with your company and be seen as more than just an empty suit. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1453 At my last job, I felt they never really saw me. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1454 We can start you with a stick figure salary. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1455 Don’t worry about being overdrawn. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1456 Your name on the application is incomplete. Are there any “e”s? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1457 May I ask, Ozempic? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1458 Yes, I'm familiar. My boss doodles you all the time. 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
1459 You don't look at all like your picture. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1460 Do you have any other experience modeling other than the handicap signs? 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1461 You should know we value transparency. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1462 What's wrong? You look drawn. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1463 My parents? Well, my father was an alcoholic and my mother was a pencil. 1.2478 0.05696 113 95 8 10
1464 Your background looks sketchy. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1465 Stick to the topic, Mr Figure. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1466 Thanks for applying, but the Senator prefers arguments with straw men. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1467 Please come back when you have it all figured out. 1.2471 0.04320 170 139 20 11
1468 That really seems like more of a straw man argument. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1469 You went too far with your juice cleanse. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1470 Before we start, perhaps you'd like something to eat? 1.2464 0.05019 138 115 12 11
1471 What skills would you bring to our organization, Mr. Hangman? 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1472 Wanna play hang man? 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1473 No… I’m drawing a blank 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1474 In five years I hope to improve my profile." 1.2463 0.04905 134 110 15 9
1475 I’m afraid you’re in New Hampshire, where hangings are still legal and word games are taken very, very seriously. 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1476 Welcome. I'll fill you in with the details tomorrow. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1477 People keep telling me "You're not all there." 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1478 Thanks for coming in. I’d like to start by apologizing for repeatedly requesting that you turn your zoom camera on during our first interview. 1.2462 0.05012 130 107 14 9
1479 The job pays stix figures. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1480 So, you'd like to know if you can make a libel claim against the artist for being badly drawn? 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1481 I have to say, your resume is a little sketchy. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1482 I am sorry, but this job requires someone with a lot of guts. And that is just not you. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1483 I'm guessing 'they/them'? 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1484 And one of our core values is transparency. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1485 I'd like to help you Mr. Curtis, but I'm drawing a blank. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1486 You say on your resume your last job just left you hanging? 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1487 Go, figure. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1488 Unfortunately, your background is a little sketchy. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1489 Yes, you do look familiar, but from where, my mind is drawing a blank. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1490 We are concerned that you are not eating enough ... 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1491 We received a complaint from someone on the ladies' room door. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1492 We are looking for some more well rounded. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1493 It all started when I was just a little dot. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1494 I can pencil you in for an appointment next week. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1495 So you were assigned to the men's room door, although you identify as female? 1.2455 0.05657 110 92 9 9
1496 You’re a great actor. Why would the studio ever typecast you? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1497 To be honest, your case is also pretty thin. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1498 If you got the job,would you be ok wearing some clothes? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1499 Briefly, how well do you relate to nonstick figures? 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1500 Oh yeah, I’ve heard them all: coat hanger, twisty tie, pipe cleaner, wire face, sliver hips, stick pretzel… I’m pretty thick skinned. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1501 Your CV was kind of schematic, too. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1502 My preferred identity is a genderfluid doodle. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1503 So, I guess it is safe to say we both have body image issues. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1504 I’m an excellent mediator because I have no skin in the game. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1505 I can be anyone you want me to be. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1506 I think we need to draw a line under this and move forwards. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1507 In some exciting news, we've named an insect after you. 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1508 Which weight-loss drug have you been taking? 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1509 From what I see, your resume seems a bit padded. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1510 How long do you think you'll stick around? 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1511 Now stick with me on this 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1512 You need to stop calling in stick. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1513 I just wish your proposal was a bit more fleshed out 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1514 I started with Oprah--then did Donny and Marie--then Akins and finally GoLo and reached my ideal weight... 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1515 We just need you to flesh out some items on your résumé. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1516 I’ve been feeling empty. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1517 Are there any additional details you can share with me? 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1518 I see Hangman on your resume. Anything else? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1519 So, do I understand that you wish to remain anonymous? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1520 I feel so 2-dimensional 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1521 Other than your work on crime scenes, what else have you done? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1522 We need somebody who can cut expenses to the bare bones. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1523 So tell me more about this game you played as a child. First your friends would guess a letter, then what happened next? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1524 Well have you considered taking a more linear approach 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1525 I was erased from my last position. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1526 I'm afraid we're looking for someone more... well-rounded. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1527 Now let's flesh out your work history. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1528 What’s your secret to staying so slim? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1529 Will you abide by our dress code? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1530 Your presentation offers a general outline, but it would be great if you could fill in some of the details. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1531 I see right through you. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1532 I’m having trouble reading you. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1533 You may recognize me from my work on @whiteboard_daily 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1534 Lav, it's my sad duty to inform you that we're instituting unisex bathrooms and your position has become redundant. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1535 Are you really Simon Templar? 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1536 We do charge a flat fee. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1537 I feel so used… I never make it to the final artwork 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1538 Care to explain why your resume is blank after kindergarten? 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1539 Your resume seems a bit thin. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1540 You say you think your Creator lacks imagination? 1.2424 0.05936 99 83 8 8
1541 I’m worried you’re spreading yourself too thin. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1542 You're résumé's a little thin. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1543 Which doctor prescribed this diet again? 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1544 I appreciate your sticktoedness, but I'm afraid we are looking for a bit more substance. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1545 You’ve been promoted to Director of Downsizing. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1546 You’re asking me where the washrooms are? That’s your whole job! 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1547 You can either resign, or we will keep guessing letters. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1548 Frankly, your resume looks a little thin. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1549 Mr. Ellison, I presume? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1550 We're happy to say that you really did stick the interview! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1551 Some employees have been complaining about your lack of clothing. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1552 Be advised that our company doesn't recognize being a stick figure as a handicapping condition we need to accommodate. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1553 I'm sorry, but the EEOC does permit us to discriminate on the basis of dimentionality. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1554 Sticking to your diet? 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1555 You strike me as someone who would stick around. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
1556 So, you’re applying for the elementary art position? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1557 Can you elaborate on how your prior experience as an associate lavatory door indicator prepares you for the open position of pedestrian cross walk indicator? 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1558 Interesting…could you flesh that out a bit more. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1559 So tell me more about why you want to be a sign model. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1560 I want to hire you, but you have a very thin profile. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1561 Stop giving me that blank look. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1562 The draughtsman will see you now. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1563 I see by your resume you were born in the sticks. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1564 I can be whomever you want me to be 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1565 Also, your resume seems sketchy.. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1566 Your background is a little sketchy. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1567 I want a job that will really round me out. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1568 Mr. Wells will see you now. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1569 Can you please explain the gaps in your resume? I need help understanding what “H_NGM_N IC_N” means. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1570 As for your greatest strength, it's obviously your stick-to-itiveness. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1571 My pronouns? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1572 I'm sorry. I just don't see any substance here. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1573 You’re going to want to flesh out your resume. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1574 Thank you, but, we prefer someone with more...personality. 1.2403 0.05016 129 107 13 9
1575 I have you penciled in for tomorrow at this time. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1576 Let's be realistic. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1577 For now, we would just like you to stand near the men’s room. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1578 I’m just here to stick it to The Man. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1579 I would rather be a straw person than a stick person. Can you help me? 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1580 Sorry but we’re just not another faceless corporation. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1581 Well, look at you, sticking it to the man! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1582 Yes, we do have gender neutral bathrooms for employees. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1583 I feel as if I’m drawn to you 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1584 I'm sorry, Sir, but we were looking for someone more ... three-dimensional. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1585 What we really need is someone with some backbone. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1586 Could you flesh out things a bit more? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1587 You obviously can stick to a diet. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1588 You’re hanging on by a thread. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1589 Yes, I do think clothes make the man. Why do you ask? 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1590 I think this job will really round me out. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1591 You need to make some more cuts to your team. 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
1592 We aren't going to cancel Bring Your Dog to Work Day because one person complains. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1593 I was thinking i would be able to put a face to a name! 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1594 Sorry to keep you waiting so long. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1595 Do you think of yourself as open-minded? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1596 Marc, I think you need to flesh out your idea. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1597 So, besides your work as the Face of Hangman, can you tell me a little more about the gaps in your resumé? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1598 So all you did was give up carbs? 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1599 Your resume is impressive but we need to fill in a few details. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1600 yes we do have a position for a weight loss coach 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1601 Your resume is a mere outline with no real substance. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1602 I really don't think you should lead our body dysmorphia support group. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1603 Well,your bloodwork results came back,and you are definitely in ketosis. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1604 Could you flesh out your resume a little more? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1605 Do you really expect me to hire a naked person? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1606 I'm sorry Mr Hangman, I can't sell you any life insurance. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1607 I assume your wife and kids are still stuck to the minivan. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1608 If we hire you,how long will you stick around ? 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1609 'We've decided to give the job to Stones." 1.2381 0.04967 126 104 14 8
1610 Once again, your work is simply lacking necessary detail. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1611 And it was after the last incorrect letter that they hung you? 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
1612 Spare me the details 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1613 I completely understand your need for self-expression, Mr. Toody; but, to be fair, we did hire you to be a stick figure. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1614 I am afraid that the only way to resolve your back pain is to increase your core strength. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1615 Mind if I just stick around? 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1616 Do you have any linear modeling experience? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1617 How do you handle the pressure of an eraser? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1618 I fit in easily 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1619 We're actually looking for a straw man. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1620 The job description read, 'stickler for figures,' not 'stick figures'. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1621 Can you pose for me as if you were suddenly subject to high voltage powerlines? 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1622 You misunderstood, the position pays six figures. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1623 And were your parents very animated? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1624 Yes, I’d say you can stop taking the diet pills now. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1625 BLANK 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1626 I'm sorry. We actually called for "shtick" in our help-wanted, but our printer made a typo. 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1627 So you're a model. Have I seen your work? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1628 Okay. We'll consider using 'Stick Figure' on our pronoun list. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1629 Let's flesh this out a little. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1630 I’m feeling a little drawn, lately. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1631 The doctor won’t be much longer 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1632 So, can you flesh out your work experience for me? 1.2366 0.05064 131 110 11 10
1633 Your resume is pretty sketchy! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1634 Just stick to the figures, sir 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1635 Think you'll stick around? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1636 Perhaps you weren't informed. We don't do Casual-Fridays. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1637 I'm afraid your resumé looks a little thin. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1638 We're looking for employees like you; those that will stick around. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1639 I was lead to believe by your resume that you were a man of substance. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1640 That's where I draw the line. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1641 Dr. Rorschach will see you shortly. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1642 You could say I live up to my children’s expectations 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1643 You keep saying you are there "for position only," but what does that mean? 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1644 Everyone treats me like a stick in the mud but I feel like there so much more to me than meets the eye. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1645 Theres a lot of people who want men like you to hang 1.2362 0.05056 127 106 12 9
1646 We are in a sticky situation, aren't we. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1647 I want you to sue all those people who are continually drawing me without paying me anything, in violation of the copyright statutes. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1648 So what draws you to this kind of work? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1649 If you would fill out your form sir, we could continue the interview. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1650 Yes, this is a "Finishing School", but not the kind you think it is. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1651 I believe transparency is the best policy. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1652 Thank you kindly for your interest! .. but, We were actually looking for a buff & hunky, no-time-to-shave young Ernest Hemingway bearded, offshore oil rig roughneck working, NewGen undiscovered Vogue runway Model, kinna guy with, calloused hands & a blue-collar Dad-Bod in REAL oily overalls for our "Light Your Summer~Fall BBQ" Ad campaign 2023 here at The Long & Skinny Match Stick Company, LLC. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1653 And here, in our three-dimensional world, we call this 'mansplaining.' 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1654 You say your hobbies are children's art, rear window decoration and word finding puzzles? 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1655 First, let's discuss your diet. 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1656 Have you experienced any side effects from the medication? 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1657 This job search has taken a lot out of me. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1658 Since when did you start to have self esteem issues,Mr Templar? 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1659 Do you have a bathroom preference"? 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1660 And do you have any dietary restrictions? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1661 The call was for "sick" patients. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1662 Your resume seems a bit bare bones... 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1663 Sorry,doctor,but I have gone blank. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1664 Should I fill you in on the details? 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1665 I must admit, you're the most two-dimensional candidate we've interviewed. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1666 I see through you! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1667 What do you look like when you are angry? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1668 "We do value transparency in this organization." 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1669 I'm a blank slate. . 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1670 Yes, I think you have a very strong case for reparations from anyone who ever played the hang man word game. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1671 I remember when you were just a twig. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1672 I want to hire you, but you seem sketchy to me. 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
1673 Is your wife a good cook? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1674 We need to work on building your image 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1675 Honestly, Mr. Figure, your case seems a little thin. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1676 I'm 6'3", and I weigh 215# 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1677 I need you to tell me which rest room should I use. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1678 Don't make me spell it out. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1679 Your past employment record looks a little sketchy. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1680 I'm afraid I can't answer your question--I've drawn a blank. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1681 Can you lift 50 pounds? 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1682 This is what Artificial Intelligence looks like. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1683 We are sorry to inform you that we are replacing you with emoji's. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1684 So how do you feel about erasers? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1685 I'm afraid we are not ready for your kind of extreme transparency at our company this time. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1686 You’re work here is really starting to stick out. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1687 I'd like you to meet the rest of the team...can you stick around? 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1688 May I call you Stick or do you prefer Mr. Figure. 1.2339 0.05135 124 104 11 9
1689 Obviously: "Could we try to flesh out your resume a bit? " 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1690 Thanks for pencilling me in at such short notice 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1691 And are the gallows in the room with us right now? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1692 We’re looking for go-getters who are multidimensional. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1693 Next time, please knock. Just slipping under the door is so inappropriate. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1694 Your last job was disposing of corrosive chemicals? 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1695 To be honest, your resume is rather thin. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1696 Was there anything you didn't like about your last job 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1697 So you’re saying your previous employer didn’t really draw on your strengths? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1698 I have to be honest...you may be a bit one dimensional for this position. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1699 How long have you felt two dimensional? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1700 Though the company puts a high premium on good behavoiur, we dont expoect you to be a Saint. 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
1701 My transparency can be both a strength and a weakness. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1702 I'm sorry but I think we're looking for a candidate a bit more well rounded. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
1703 I'm a big fan of your work at crime scenes. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
1704 So, you fear dogs are going to fetch you. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1705 I don't know doc, I'm feeling kinda empty. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1706 You’re missing a letter with your resume. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1707 You'll need to flesh out this resume a bit more. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1708 Look, no one's a saint. 1.2331 0.04760 133 110 15 8
1709 So you feel you lack fulfillment. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1710 We don’t have job openings for men’s bathrooms signs anymore except in our offices in North Carolina. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1711 We don't see many resumes that stick out like yours. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1712 …and what might be your pronouns? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1713 You have lost some weight! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1714 Your resumé is impressive, but we are looking for someone with more substance. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1715 Your Resume appears to be a bit thin... 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1716 I can see right through you. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1717 You really need to flesh out a personality if you want to make it around here. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1718 You're the kind of person to whom I'm inexplicably drawn. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1719 Let's start by fleshing out your experience, then your entire body. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1720 The interview is going well, but you're resume is...one dimensional 1.2326 0.04861 129 107 14 8
1721 If we hire you, will you promise not to eliminate my job? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1722 Sorry I kept you waiting so long. 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1723 Don't give me the same old schtick man. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1724 I’ll pencil you in for next Thursday. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1725 You don't seem like you have anything to hide. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1726 Sorry, the hangman position is no longer politically correct. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1727 You aren't looking yourself today." 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1728 Your resume doesn't seem quite complete. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1729 It says here your account is underdrawn. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1730 Come on, don’t leave me hangin’. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1731 Well,I will say you’re nothing if not transparent. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1732 Sorry, but we're hiring only well-rounded applicants. 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
1733 Hmmm," thought Margie, "maybe he's just a bit too thin. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
1734 Have you always been this wiry? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1735 they never guessed a single vowel! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1736 Your whole application looks sketchy to me. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1737 Don’t you stand for anything?! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1738 Your résumé is rather sketchy. Could you flesh it out for me? 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1739 This resume is rather bare bones. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1740 Look, all I’m asking for is a face. Heck, I’d even settle for the Have a Nice Day smile. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1741 Wow, those new drugs people are using for weight loss are really amazing! 1.2313 0.05071 134 114 9 11
1742 I’m taking you off the Ozempic. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1743 Well, to be honest, your resume is a little thin... 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1744 Let's make this simple.... 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1745 Tell me more about your modeling experience. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1746 Good News: No More Radiation Treatments 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1747 Listen, you are allowed to show all your dimensions. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1748 This job has taken everything out of me. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1749 How long did you say you have been on Ozempic? 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1750 I'm afraid your outline for the project needs some fleshing out. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1751 Mr. Hangman, is there and E in your first name? 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1752 I’m reinventing myself, so I’ve let go of everything I was and I’m starting from the bare basics. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1753 They told me to "stick it to the man", but I wasn't sure if they were referring to me 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1754 If you can maintain your absence of gender, social, and racial signifiers, you’ll be a shoe-in as our new communications chief. 1.2308 0.05205 117 98 11 8
1755 I thought your resume lacked depth; now I see why 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1756 Are you a he or a she? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1757 I can’t ask this, but do you ever wake up scribbled? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1758 Why would you oppose non-binary bathrooms? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1759 No halo, Mr Templar? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1760 I'm reluctant to hire you because your background seems a little sketchy. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1761 'A shadow of your former self' is a bit of an understatement. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1762 I am extremely adaptable. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1763 I’d like to flesh put your resume just a bit… 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1764 Our firm works with facts, not figures. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1765 Oh, I get that a lot, but I wasn't the man they tried to hang. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1766 I have to be honest, you seem a little sketchy. 1.2295 0.05307 122 104 8 10
1767 You are OK For casual Fridays but most of our departments require clothes the test of the week. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1768 Your resume suggests that you lack substance. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1769 We'll have to figure out how to beef up your resumé. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1770 It's an honor to meet you, I used to draw you all the time. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1771 Please try to stick to your story. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1772 Yes, I really am Johnny's dad. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1773 Can you flesh that out for me a little? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1774 It looks like you prefer to keep things simple. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1775 I, too, was once like you 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1776 What's your experience in downsizing?" 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1777 The algorithm will see you now. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1778 I value your transparency 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1779 You’ll fit right in, our CEO is one-dimensional too. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1780 I am especially good at getting down to the basics. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1781 I'm sorry. We're looking for a details man. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1782 I feel so drawn 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1783 Sorry, but we are looking for someone with a more multi-dimensional perspective. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1784 Can you tell me more about the drug commercial you acted in?’ 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1785 Tell me more about how they couldn't guess the word in time. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1786 Sorry, I'll have to fill you in later. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1787 Let me break this job down to the bare bones... 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1788 The jury will see right thru you. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1789 You’ll get the dog, and your wife will keep the child and the house with the squiggly line coming out of the chimney. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1790 I’m sorry, we have to let you go. HR has received too many complaints that you’re just not showing up. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1791 I am afraid we are looking for someone with a little more... substance. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1792 So… What are your pronouns? 1.2286 0.04166 175 146 18 11
1793 I think we’ll need your work outline a little more filled in. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1794 Tell me about yourself 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1795 Yes, you're a scribble of your former self. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1796 I’d like to take some time to flesh out our agreement. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1797 Your resume is a little thin. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
1798 Your performance has fallen flat. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1799 I’m no saint! 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1800 Choose our school,and I promise you'll become a solid citizen. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1801 Can you fill me in a little bit more? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1802 Of course I can do the job! I am a stick-to-it kind of guy! 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1803 You free to hang after work? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1804 But you didn't fill out your form... 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1805 Looks like you forgot to fill out one of our forms. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1806 Would you be willing to color outside the lines? 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1807 The job description did say “get back to basics” 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
1808 Let's discuss your verbal communication skills. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1809 Can I be fully transparent with you? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1810 Can you tell me why you are interested in art school? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1811 My first suggestion would be to stop hanging out with poor spellers. 1.2273 0.05427 110 93 9 8
1812 We're looking for someone to fill in right away 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1813 Unfortunately, there are lot of vehicles with stick figure families pictured on them, sir... they aren't necessarily YOUR missing family of stick figures. This will be a tough case." 1.2273 0.04880 132 111 12 9
1814 What you see is what you get 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1815 I just know you're going to fit in. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1816 I'm having trouble seeing you as our face for all inclusive vacations. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1817 I started my career in the field of boardroom whiteboards. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1818 Well, as a matter of fact, we do have an opening in our Hangman game... 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1819 … well your experience is a little thin… 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1820 I just feel invisible around here. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1821 Do not let your 5-year-old's artwork define your identity. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1822 Reveal something about yourself not on your resume. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1823 In my view, you just don't have enough meat on your bones. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1824 I worked in other multinationals bathrooms signs before 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1825 I'm sorry but your role is being erased. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1826 It may have something to do with your diet. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1827 Stiff? No, I said I'm feeling stick. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1828 This job doesn’t define me. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1829 We are working on a position we haven't quite fleshed out that might be a good match for you. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1830 We need you to fill in some details; your resume was rather sketchy. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1831 Sorry. You're barely suited for the job. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1832 Why do you think people accuse you of having no depth? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1833 Thanks for sticking around. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1834 So, you're interested in the branch manager position. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
1835 You seem a bit thing on experience for our graphic design position. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1836 You know I can see right through you and your lies Mr. Jones. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1837 Are you fasting,again,Eddie,or is this another hunger strike? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1838 we're looking for someone who's more of a stickler for detail" 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1839 „I have a sketchy past“ 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1840 I've had some complaints about the blank stare and the lack of appropriate office attire. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1841 Yeah, well, AI has me all wrong! 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1842 No resume? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1843 You'll be happy to know that we have a free cafeteria 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1844 We've determined that you are devoid of any individuality. Congratulations, you're hired. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1845 What's your schtick, man? 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
1846 I see that you are being extremely transparent. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1847 We told you from the very beginning, we work people to the bone here. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1848 I think you misunderstood the memo stating that the office would be running on a skeleton staff for the summer. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
1849 I’m used to being stretched thin. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1850 As you can see, I have no baggage. I'm you ideal candidate. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1851 Frankly, some pedestrians in the area have complained that you give off the wrong signal. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1852 I feel like I've lost all perspective, doc. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1853 I see you are already familiar with the employee benefits package 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1854 Tell me again about your body of work 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1855 We were hoping to fill in a little identifying information for you, Mr. Stick. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1856 How do you feel about body shaming? 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1857 Wondering if you could flesh that out a bit more for me. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1858 Welcome to Matchstick.com 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1859 Maybe you took intermittent fasting a little too seriously! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1860 I wish the cartoonist could have completed this job interview drawing. Not sure what to say to a stick figure. I guess the writers strike is having it's affect everywhere! 1.2243 0.05363 107 90 10 7
1861 As long as you’re not a stick in the mud you should do fine. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1862 I’m afraid you lack the depth needed to understand what I’m saying. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1863 Well, you seem perfectly in line with the requirements for this job. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1864 It says here on your resume you have extensive experience guessing letters.” 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1865 Yes, yes… very interesting. But we hired you for your simplicity. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1866 While I do admire your 'stick-to-itiveness', I'm afraid your chances are slim, Mr. Linea. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1867 Have you considered decreasing the dose of Ozempic? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1868 For one, your resume could be a little more fleshed out. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1869 Your resume also needs fleshing out. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1870 I’m just not drawn to life. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1871 This won't do. Let's go back to the drawing board. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1872 You've shown me the basic outline, but now let's flesh out the details. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1873 I'm sorry - we're looking for someone who's good with figures. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1874 I heard you were looking for a skeleton crew. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1875 So you feel a cape is the answer? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1876 Where do you see yourself in five doodles? 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1877 We have something open with a wife, two kids and a dog on the back window of a Volvo. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1878 You might recognize my cousin from the restroom door. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1879 So, that’s a brief outline. Later we’ll fill in the details. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
1880 So,do you want to fill in the picture for me or do I have to call your parents? 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1881 First the good news. Your bone density numbers are fantastic. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1882 I don't know what it is but this job doesn't make me feel whole anymore. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1883 I see here that you are willing to waive health insurance benefits. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1884 We're not sure the Art Department is the right fit for you. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1885 You seem like a nice guy, Mr. Smith. It's just... there's very little detail about you here. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1886 I promise to work right down to the bone! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1887 There is more to me than meets the eye. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1888 It will be challenging to sell lipstick without a mouth. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1889 Good thing you came in for a checkup, Miss Stickney — you look quite pale and drawn! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1890 Is this about the all-gender restrooms again? 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
1891 To be honest, your performance has been a little sketchy. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1892 Doc, I feel like a mere outline of my former self 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1893 You say that you met him on his trip down the river Styx? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1894 Why would you think weight is an issue? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1895 Understand you want to be part of our bare bones crew. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1896 I think you misunderstood when we advertised for a wire-frame modeler. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1897 What do you mean when you say you’re a “work in progress?” 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1898 And you feel you are the victim of body shaming. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1899 So, you think you"re going to be able to fill-in here 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1900 Mr. Templar, apparently you're not the Saint you once were. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1901 When did you first think you might be anorexic? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1902 So, you're unhappy because you don't feel seen at work? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1903 People only see me as a one-dimensional character. I am so much more. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1904 Your résumé is a bit thin….Can you flesh it out? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1905 I see from your resumé that you're from the sticks. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1906 Your resume needs to be fleshed out a bit more 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1907 Well, if you'd lose the arms and legs, we could use you as a desk lamp. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1908 All we need is for you to sign on the dotted... err... 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1909 I woke up like this... Flawless 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1910 Please use this interview to flesh out what your resume hasn’t. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1911 You realize that by applying for this job you must know how to do figures 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1912 Would you mind filling in the gaps? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1913 But, I've been a Strawman here for 25 years! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1914 Can we just stick to exactly why you're here! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1915 Where do you see yourself in five pencil strokes? 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1916 I just don't want to be the token stick man. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1917 I’ve been having trouble grasping the dimension of this situation 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1918 You might be interested in our dress code. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1919 Of course, we’ll have to flesh out the details. 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
1920 We need more transparency from you. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1921 Could you flesh that out a little? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1922 Despite your stick-to-it-iveness, your coworkers say they can see right through you. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1923 Stick...okay,is that Mr. Ms. or Mrs.? 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1924 I need to flesh out your application. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1925 Your resume looks very thin. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1926 We were looking for someone with more depth. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1927 YOU REALLY NEED THIS JOB. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1928 ChapGpt...that is moi. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
1929 Chad tried to explain the situation, but he couldn’t stop feeling that, with every misplaced word, every wrong letter, he was slowly hanging himself. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1930 I adore your novel but the characters need more fleshing out 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1931 Let me flesh out your job description. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1932 I'm afraid you lack a little substance. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1933 Do you ever feel that people are looking right through you? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1934 Michael, we need to talk about casual Fridays 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1935 Sorry, but we are looking for someone who is more well-rounded. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1936 We thought we ought to flesh out your resume. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1937 I feel like you always do the bare minimum. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1938 I must warn you that tenure here depends upon your body of work. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
1939 Sorry; we are looking for someone well-rounded.. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1940 If there is a second interview, are you OK using FaceTime? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1941 I'm afraid your chances are slim. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1942 I see you prefer the bare essentials. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1943 Everyone tells me I should stick to what I'm doing. But I think I should branch out. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1944 I was one vowel away from never seeing Teresa and the kids again. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1945 If you get the job, how long are you intending to stick around? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1946 Where do you see yourself in 3Ds? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1947 The office is a little bit concerned about your lack of consistency. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1948 It would be helpful if we had more details about you 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1949 So no health insurance, but you would like fire insurance.... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1950 Can you flesh out your background a little further? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1951 I've really become a shell of a person in this job. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1952 I just finished reviewing your resume and your work. I see when you were a four year old, you were a subject in the early ‘Draw-a-Child’ experiments. How to you feel that experience has prepared you to be our next New Yorker cartoonist? 1.2195 0.04970 123 104 11 8
1953 I'll fill you in with the details later. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1954 I don’t doubt your stick-to-itiveness… 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1955 It's just that we're looking for a candidate with more substance. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1956 Let me be clear. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1957 Just eat carbs, Mr. Keto. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1958 At this time of year we don't have many requests for figure skaters. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1959 With the SAG strike, if you are willing to scab, this could be your shot. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1960 And uh, how long have you been on bathroom doors? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1961 You can be anyone we want. You’re hired. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1962 I used to be Waldo. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1963 I know you wish to remain anonymous but we still need a little more information for our records. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1964 Things are bad. We can't even afford a skeletal staff. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1965 Frankly, I find you a bit sketchy. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1966 We like to hire well-rounded people. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1967 I'd love to help, but it's a pre-existing condition. 1.2190 0.05577 105 90 7 8
1968 I’m not sure you’re right for us. You seem a little sketchy. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1969 Congratulation's! I think you will feel right at home here at the “Stickman's Pencil Company”. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1970 HR: “So let me get this straight, your manager told you to ‘go back to the drawing board’?” 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1971 I would argue that a lack of distinguishing features is itself distinctive. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1972 Let's flesh your resume out. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1973 First, you'll have to fill out your form. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1974 I'm sorry, you just don't have the right substance for the job. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1975 Any gender confusion? 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1976 Don't worry, I use dental floss. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1977 So tell me again how you escaped from Flatland. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1978 I’m going to need you to fill me in. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1979 I am concerned you lack enough substance for the job. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1980 You've got a great outline, Bob, but I think you need to flesh it out. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1981 How do you see yourself in five years if any 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1982 Are you from the skeleton crew? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1983 Actually, we’re looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1984 Your resume needs some filling in. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1985 They say you know how to stick it to the man. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1986 …because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it people like to draw me 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1987 These side effects will resolve once your treatment is completed. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1988 You should stick to paper, figuratively speaking. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1989 Your CV is a bit thin. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1990 ...and your caricature? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1991 Your resume lacks substance. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1992 You’d be replacing our straw man who’s retiring. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1993 We need to go back to the drawing board on this one; the outline is promising, but I’m looking for a little more dimensionality. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1994 Again, Ultramarathons. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1995 I’m sorry sir but we have to draw the line somewhere 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1996 Hmmm, do I get one more guess? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1997 I am actually a driver for Uber Driverless Cars, but you can't see me. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1998 Hmmm, ok, let's start with how 'you' perceive yourself. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1999 You can't keep hiding 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
2000 I’m sorry, the boss had to to step out for a minute - would you be willing to stick around until he gets back? 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2001 Tbe outline interests me, but we need to flesh out the details. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2002 I can tell you right now Mr. Smith, an X-Ray will not be necessary. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2003 I see you hanging onto the past and hearing that you feel incomplete 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2004 We’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2005 Now that your mind is clear... 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
2006 'I'm sure someone can pencil you in.' 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
2007 My contract as a stock image icon for PowerPoint wasn’t renewed. Their loss is your gain 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2008 Let me reassure you: we do value transparency! 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
2009 Honestly, it was because your portfolio is a little underdeveloped." 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2010 So…. Any side effects from the Ozempic? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2011 We really need to flesh this out. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2012 I bring no baggage to the job so you can imprint me as needed. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2013 Rest assured that in this company, you were hired to be more than just a pretty face. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2014 I’m here for my personal training session. Looking to go from stick to action figure. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2015 We will need to see a resume. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2016 So your name is Sketchy 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2017 Any other references besides popsicles and corn dogs? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2018 Your resume's a little thin, too. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2019 I see AI has penciled you in 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2020 People always seem to underestimate my complexity. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2021 The side effects may include weight loss, and in some cases, the eradication of your identity. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2022 I wish I could help, but no one is hiring pipe cleaners anymore. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2023 I need a stick figure income 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2024 I bet we can stick you in somewhere 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2025 I think we should start by fleshing out the situation. 1.2160 0.05027 125 107 9 9
2026 Your resume seems a little bare bones. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
2027 Seek BFA from FIT 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2028 How many more letters need to be guessed before you’re hung? 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
2029 Let me guess, you're here to stick it to the man. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2030 I'm going to need you to start filling in some details 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2031 Your reports lack substance, Is that an issue with you 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2032 I don't think you're going to get any more Ozempic 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2033 Silly me; I was going to suggest you flesh out your resume... 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2034 Just a few questions to flesh-out your résumé... 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2035 I hear what you're saying, but your body language is sending me an entirely different message. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2036 Your resumé, among other things, needs fleshing out. 1.2157 0.05508 102 87 8 7
2037 Where do you see yourself in five years...or do you see yourself? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2038 We've had some complaints about your flaunting the dress code. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2039 Don't give me that look. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2040 We do have an opening in Hangman 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
2041 Talking to you has taken the greatest weight off my shoulders 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2042 Ask anyone: I worked myself to the bone at my last job. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2043 Can you flesh it out a little? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2044 One thing in your resume sticks out. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2045 You're being promoted from bathroom sign to exit sign model. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2046 I know you're hungry, but we'll be done soon. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2047 I can see why you embellished your resume! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2048 'I stick to my job' 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2049 So tell me, what drew you to our company? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2050 You might try a retro look. Have you considered a halo? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2051 My best quality is probably my transparency. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2052 Sorry, but I think we're looking for someone with a bit more substce. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2053 My preferred pronouns? It and its 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2054 I'm here for my dilation appointment. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2055 Sometimes I just feel like my whole life is a guessing game. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2056 I like your outline, Jones, but I think you need to flesh it out." 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2057 We're looking for someone with a bit more dimension. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2058 I feel... incomplete 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2059 Your manuscript shows promise, but your characters need fleshing out. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2060 This will be a rather quick and painless procedure. Can I assume that you will want us to use the extra thick Sharpie?” 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2061 My greatest asset is my stick-to-itiveness. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2062 I think you need to spend some time working on yourself. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2063 We really like you, but this role requires someone more… detail-oriented. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2064 Marty,isn’t it time you filled out a bit? 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2065 We need to talk about the office dress code 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2066 How long exactly have you been on a gluten free diet? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2067 Maybe if you didn't dress like a slut, you wouldn't get sexually harassed all the time. 1.2149 0.05276 121 105 6 10
2068 I do know how it feels to be told you have a stick up your ass. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
2069 And in what dimension do you identify? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2070 It was lucky that I was able to pencil you in. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2071 We're considering you for a vacant position we have. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2072 So why do you think you'd be a good match ? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2073 So, you can see through me too? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2074 I am taking you off the Ozempic! Aimee Wing - Los Alamitos 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2075 Minimalist, eh? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2076 No, but we do require everyone at least to wear a tie 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2077 Unfortunately, your ideas are a bit thinly sketched... 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2078 Actually, we do have a linesman opening in our A I electrical department. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
2079 Things might not be so linear. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2080 I think you’re qualified for the position, but it’s really tough to read you sometimes. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2081 I have basic skills 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2082 You cannot always be so linear. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
2083 I found your resume to be a little sketchy on the details. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2084 You look great on paper but your concept plans lacks depth. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2085 I was warned that you have a habit of sticking it to your employers. 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
2086 I would encourage you to bring your whole self to work. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2087 Yes. Outlines will be much of your duties at Pencil Publishing. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2088 Would you care to put a little meat on the bones of your resume? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2089 Let’s see if we can flesh out this resumè 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2090 You should see me on Casual Friday." 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2091 Tell me, how were you drawn to this position? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2092 I think you've captured the outlines of the position. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2093 Well, first off, thank you for your transparency on this topic. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2094 There appear to be a lot of gaps in your resume, Mr _ _ A _ E. 1.2132 0.04715 136 116 11 9
2095 If you had a bellybutton We would offer you Healthcare 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2096 What makes you think people can see right through you? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2097 Now tell me again what exactly is your line of work? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2098 I’ve always wanted to be an art class model.” 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2099 Good Morning Mr. Stickler. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
2100 Your resume is a bit thin. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2101 I'm trying to decide if you qualify for our diversity requirements. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2102 It looks like you don't eat much, which is perfect for our pay rate. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2103 I have a strong backbone, that’s why you should hire me. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2104 Fortunately, we reject all applicants who are well-rounded. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2105 There are a few details I need you to flesh out 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2106 I feel as if people can see right through me. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2107 Your colleagues have complained you’re only giving the bare minimum 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2108 I am sorry, but this job does not require the ability to squeeze through very narrow openings 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2109 I can't possibly feel more empty than I do these days. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2110 It can be kind of sticky here but you'll find it's worth it. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2111 I can see your problem. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2112 We're finding that a small percentage of patients just completely disappear with the new weight loss drugs. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2113 You may use any restroom you choose. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2114 You’re great on paper but fairly underwhelming in person. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2115 I have weird dreams of a noose and floating letters. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2116 Listen Stickler, we’ve always had your back. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2117 You listed “stick-to-itiveness” as one of your strengths; can you elaborate? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2118 Yes, I did ask for a brief outline. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2119 I like what I’m seeing , but can you flesh it out a little more? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2120 I’m not even a shadow of my former self. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2121 When did you first notice this feeling of emptiness? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2122 I understand that due to the strike you are only hiring skeleton crews 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2123 I’m sorry, Mr. Smith, but the position of pipe cleaner no longer exists. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2124 You will need to fill in the blanks. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2125 I find that you lack substance, but I appreciate your transparency. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2126 Your resume seems a bit sketchy. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2127 Obviously, the teacher did not intend to be culturally insensitive. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2128 So you think you might be anorexic? 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2129 I think you need to put a few more details on your resume 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2130 I’m sorry, but you just aren’t believable! There’s just not enough of you… 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2131 So words can hurt. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2132 I’m all about transparency in the workplace 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2133 I see here you claim to be related to my desk lamp? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2134 I'm sorry, we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
2135 Is the artist in? 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
2136 Let's face it, this is a sticky situation. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2137 You’ve been working from home too long. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2138 Not sure. Something simply drew me here. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2139 Now, how much experience have you had playing hangman? 1.2115 0.05409 104 89 8 7
2140 I hope there is more to you than meets the eye. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2141 Frankly, your resume lacks substance. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2142 My credits include "WET FLOOR." 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2143 I don’t think I can help you. You don’t have a wallet. 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
2144 Come back when you've been drawn by somebody older. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2145 I don’t feel comfortable going to the company picnic—when I was twelve my father died in a freak s’mores accident. 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
2146 We were looking for a more well-rounded applicant. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2147 You can skip the sexual harassment training 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2148 You are the ideal candidate for our Back-to-Basics campaign. 1.2111 0.06016 90 78 5 7
2149 We hired you to think outside the box. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2150 And when did your wife leave you for an emoji? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2151 No secret, mainly just keto to be honest. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2152 I can fit in anywhere 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2153 So you know AI inside and out! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2154 Sorry to let you go, Hoffman, but we need to trim the fat around here. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2155 I would say my best trait is that I am very detail oriented. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2156 Is there anything you could tell us to flesh out your résumé a bit? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2157 You're much more complex than you appear. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2158 So you're willing to work straight through the day without a lunch break? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2159 I want to know more about the guy behind the face 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2160 Let's see if we can flesh this out... 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2161 Yes, minimalism does have its place, Mr. Black, but not here at the Rococo Institute of Art." 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2162 Any other weaknesses, Mr Twodey? 1.2105 0.04659 133 113 12 8
2163 Your bio is much too sparse. Could you fill in some details? 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2164 I understand you haven’t fleshed out the job requirements. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2165 We’re going to hire you because transparency is a major part of our Company’s policy! 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2166 Take some time off. Get a meal. For heavens sake. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2167 Well, I’m a work in progress. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2168 you hung in there! 1.2105 0.03705 133 106 26 1
2169 We’re here to flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2170 Well, you’re a wiry fellow. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2171 We were hoping for someone a little more well-rounded. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
2172 How do you see yourself for this job? 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2173 I’m looking for a job with the opportunity to branch out. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2174 Be honest with me Doc, am I just a figment of a 6 year old’s imagination? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2175 I see from your resume that you've done a lot of modeling. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2176 I'm sorry, but the position is filled in. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2177 HR will look into your clothes optional request. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2178 please let there be an “R” …. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2179 Great. Another unfinished AI project. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2180 Let’s not draw this out. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2181 You're giving me that same empty look as my ex-husband. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2182 So you're looking for a figurehead? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2183 Mr. Stones will be with you shortly 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2184 Have you asked them to try another word? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2185 You know I can see right through you. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2186 Do you do graphics? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2187 Your resume is a little sketchy. Can you fill us in on some details? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2188 Here at Walbash, Walbash and Walbash, LLC we do have a dress code. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2189 We are looking for someone with a less less transparency and a little more substance. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2190 Well, the job description did mention transparency... 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2191 Why did I leave the last job? My boss really hung me out to dry. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2192 Do you have preferred pronouns? 1.2093 0.05990 86 74 6 6
2193 Stop lying. I can see right through you. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2194 It just took everything out of me, Doctor 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2195 I’m really struggling to find my pronouns 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
2196 Let's see if we can't flesh out your resume a bit. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2197 Any chance of getting a halo? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2198 My greatest strength is not having any tells when I play poker. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2199 Since I turned 50, women don't seem to see me any more. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2200 In my spare time I play hangman. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2201 Let’s get down to the bare bones 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2202 People find you a little narrow. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2203 I have the unique skill of making complex ideas seem simple! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2204 I have seen a lot of drawings of you around town, Mr. Fiddlesticks. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2205 And you say you are looking for a match made in heaven? 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2206 Which word were you hung up on? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2207 We don't see much demand for minus-sized models. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2208 I just want to feel whole again 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2209 I’m afraid your background is a bit sketchy. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
2210 I hate to stick it to you like this, but you're fired. Why? Go figure. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2211 Yes, we can help you find your family. Mini-van or SUV? 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
2212 I'm afraid we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2213 Okay, so it IS personal. I just think you look sketchy. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2214 Actually, we're looking for someone with more...uh...more...uh..." 1.2083 0.05144 120 104 7 9
2215 Wanna grab lunch—ever? 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2216 How's the diet going? 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2217 You realize our bottom line has nothing to do with stick figures. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2218 So, you believe the earth is flat? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2219 So, what makes you think you’re working yourself to the bone? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2220 We're looking for someone who can fit in anywhere. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2221 Don’t worry — they usually guess the words pretty quickly. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2222 I’m coming out as binary. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2223 We're looking for more of a detail person. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2224 Could you flesh out your resume a bit more? 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2225 You’re just not a very well-rounded candidate. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2226 You’ll need to fill in the blanks for me 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2227 We just may have one opening for a model in Miss Amy's kindergarten art class. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2228 My ex says I was a real stick in the mud 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2229 The faculty have heard your concerns and we’ve agreed to remove Hangman from the children’s curriculum. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2230 I think you're the perfect candidate for the face of A-I, congratulations ! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2231 So you’ve just been hanging on the fridge since 2012? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2232 So, how do you identify? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2233 My persisting nightmare had manifested itself; I was at work, naked. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2234 It’s ‘hang person’ here. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2235 Exactly where 'In the sticks' do you live? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2236 The pay is fine, but I’ll need a guarantee that it’s an eraser-free work environment. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2237 Honestly, your performance has been sketchy at best. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2238 You're drawn simply, yet you have a complex resume. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2239 Sorry, dear, but we’re looking for someone a bit more well-rounded. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2240 As a matter of fact, we do offer generous stick leave. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2241 Missing an appointment because it was too windy is no excuse. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
2242 Your résumé is also rather thin on details. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2243 Your resume, too, is without much substance. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2244 Sorry, but I'm not going to renew your Ozempic prescription. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2245 This position needs someone with a little more substance. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2246 So exactly what line of work were you in? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2247 I see this interview as a chance to flesh things out. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2248 You,of all people,should be able to stick with me here! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2249 I think you may need to flesh out your resume a bit 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2250 Would you please flesh out your curriculum vitae a bit for me? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2251 Tell me, again, why it is you see yourself as a kindergartner. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2252 So tell me why you decided to leave you last job as "Senior VP of the Hangman Group" 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2253 You're not interested in the gym membership? Mmm, I see. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2254 I'm guessing this is your first draft. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2255 Let me guess, Mr. Smith—bulimia? 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2256 Yes,we have a transparency policy. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
2257 Look, I've read your first draft, and all the characters just feel a little one-dimensional. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2258 I'm afraid you just don't have enough character. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2259 So what pronouns do you go by? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2260 I'm afraid you'll still have to go through the security X-ray. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2261 This idea doesn't seem fully fleshed out. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2262 Your answers seem a little one dimensional. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2263 Let me stick it to ya- our applicants definitely require a lot more substance 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2264 Sorry,the name Twiggy is already taken 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2265 I can't believe I'm the only one who sees through your little, 'I'm always transparent,' nonsense. 1.2062 0.05664 97 84 6 7
2266 We're looking for a detail person. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2267 The job involves handling dice and pays in the stick figure range. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2268 I do think your will be very pleased with our gender neutral policy. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2269 Your work experience looks a little thin. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2270 What made you decide to stop working out? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2271 I would like to meet single, attractive Labrador Retrievers. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2272 You really need to beef up your answers! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2273 Excellent. We just need someone to fill in. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2274 We believe your Resume was padded. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2275 So you don’t think we give you enough recognition? Well, some might say that you don’t pull your own weight! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2276 You’ll need to lose at least 15 pounds before we’ll even think about considering you for the fall show. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2277 Can you see me,too? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2278 So your current position is giving you a chronic sore neck and persistent sense of doom. Any guesses why? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2279 Is this the part when we talk about sticks and stones? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2280 The position was for a line man not a man of lines. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2281 You don't seem fully committed. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2282 Can you draw? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2283 Frankly, your memoir needs some fleshing out. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2284 Weren't you and your family on a back window sticker? 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2285 I'll need help filling in the blanks 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2286 Sticks and stones,lady. Sticks and stones. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2287 I think you'll fit in nicely. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2288 Sir. You seem a bit sketchy to me for this position 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2289 Just stick to the facts, Mr. Henderson. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2290 So you're looking to branch out from restrooms and car windows? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2291 What fillers would you recommend? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2292 I’m afraid the company is going in a more three-dimensional direction. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2293 I understand you've been very flexible in many positions. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2294 I’m not sure you have the guts to get it done. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2295 How long did you work for the lazy cartoonist? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2296 Your CV is rather slim. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2297 Kids get me. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2298 It was this or the burka. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2299 And how did you feel when he guessed 'z' two times in a row? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2300 Well mr. Jones. Your the perfect figure for the job. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2301 You’d be a great addition to the roster of plus-sized models we represent. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2302 You are the right person for our Obesity Campaign. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2303 I'm just feeling blank. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2304 And what pronoun may we address you by? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2305 You've lost weight. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2306 Is that all you have to say????? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2307 I find people appreciate me being transparent. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2308 Flesh it out for me, would you? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2309 You aren't in our database 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2310 You’re gonna need thicker skin for this role. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2311 Your boss’s name will be Fred Lynch. Would you be comfortable with that? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2312 Now you're being one-dimensional! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2313 Most of my experience has been in storyboards and info graphics, but I'm looking to expand. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2314 We do ask for transparency in this office 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2315 Your Transparency to date has been appreciated 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2316 I need you to flesh out your resumé. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2317 So...tell me why you are the most qualified to be our line producer 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2318 What do you mean we’re paying “starvation wages”? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2319 I see that you can be whoever I want you to be. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2320 You are the perfect fit for our bare bones project. You’re hired! 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2321 Where do you see yourself 20 years from now? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2322 It, they, and its. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2323 The final part of your interview is a series of matchstick problems 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2324 I'm curious. What made you want to be a preschool art teacher? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2325 You're going to need to flesh out this work history for me. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2326 I didn't start the fire. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2327 When we advertised for a man whose disciplinary style was more ‘stick than carrot’, I’m afraid this wasn’t what we meant… 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2328 It’s a shame we can’t meet face-to-face. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2329 Could you flesh this out a bit for me? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2330 Do you dress differently on casual Fridays? 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2331 I see you're a big fan of casual Fridays. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2332 So we meet yet again 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2333 We're looking for someone transparent to work here. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2334 It would seem your only option is to write blank checks. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2335 Your resume is kind of thin - could you flesh it out a bit? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2336 In my last job, people viewed me as generally transparent and straight- forward. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2337 Tell me more about this new super diet you invented. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2338 Can you flesh out this resume for me? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2339 We do believe in transparency here at Acme. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2340 I'd be happy to pencil you in for the Line Manager position. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2341 So,tell me more details why you left xkcd. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2342 I'm familiar with your work,Mr. Templar, but I don't think you'd be quite right for our re-boot of the James Bond series. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2343 When I said "bare outline" I was referring to your resume. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2344 Tell me your name again--I think I've drawn a blank. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2345 Flesh it out and get back to me. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2346 Who said I was 2 dimensional 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2347 So, you're telling me you're Simon Templar and you're here to audition for the reboot of The Saint but you've no halo? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2348 Have you considered there could be a limit to minimalism? 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2349 Tell me where you see yourself in five strokes? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2350 Aren't you taking 'Keep It Simple' a bit far? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2351 I'd like to start by apologizing for the snarky comment I made about the photo you submitted with your application. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2352 I think glasses could be a good look for me. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2353 We're looking for someone a little more 3-dimensional..." 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2354 Your modeling career is indeed impressive but I am afraid we are looking for someone more photogenic. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2355 Starting on Monday, I'll need you to wear clothes to work at least two days a week. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2356 " In this position you'll be the face of the company." 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2357 Doctor, I just can't shake this feeling that i was conceived on the back of a matchbook cover. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2358 We prefer shallow and hollow people in this company, since they are easier to replace. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2359 I was disappointed in how easy the hangman word you chose was. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2360 I'm sorry to inform you but we have closed our matchstick division. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2361 Concept's great. Flesh it out and get back to me. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2362 I just feel so...incomplete. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2363 Let’s pencil you in for next week. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2364 We’ll never leave you hanging here at Wordle. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2365 I just feel like I’m being used as a straw man here 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2366 Some of your comments were out of line. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2367 You're looking thin and drawn. I suggest you use some of your vacation time. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2368 Your experience seems a little thin for the position. 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2369 It says here you're good at word games, Mr. Hangman. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2370 I'm afraid we're looking for someone has the whole picture. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2371 Your temp work experience is extensive, how do you fill all those gaps? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2372 So, you say you have erasure anxiety? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2373 Very impressive - it says here you did the job of everyman. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2374 This explains it ... all the padding went into your resumé. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2375 So, Mr Templar, lost your halo? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2376 may be time to cut back on the Ozempic 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2377 What are your pronouns, please? 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2378 So you're feeling a little one-dimensional? 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2379 Your Co-workers think you are a stick in the mud. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2380 I made it all the way through Hangman. Now what? 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2381 Well, I'll give you this -- you're not just another empty suit. 1.2018 0.05012 114 98 9 7
2382 Congratulations on your loss of 325 pounds but we're searching for someone who didn't take their goal quite so seriously. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2383 So you want a job that you can stick with. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2384 You have to draw the line somewhere. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2385 I see you modeled for traffic signs. 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2386 Why are you giving me a blank stare? 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2387 I’m tired of always being left hanging… I q u i t ! - - - - - ! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2388 So, tell me…when was the exact moment you started feeling empty inside? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2389 There are a thousand others just like you who want this job. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2390 I see here that you beat the Hangman algorithm. Tell me more about that. 1.2000 0.04822 120 103 10 7
2391 We like to hire linear thinkers. 1.2000 0.05505 100 87 6 7
2392 Have you always been a minimalist or is it just a passing phase? 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2393 In all my years of interviewing, I have never met a managerial candidate that showed such a lack of intelligence, integrity, and body matter - when can you start? 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2394 As your performance coach, I can only say "stick with it". 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2395 It’s nothing personal Jerry, kids just don’t play hangman anymore. Of course your vowel insurance will still be covered until the end of the fiscal year. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2396 I get the feeling that you're just drawing out this meeting. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2397 And how long have you been on this new diet 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2398 You looked more rounded in your resume' 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2399 No ‘A’s.’ Sorry. Four more guesses. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2400 Look, I'm going to be honest. Pursuing likeness royalties from kindergarteners is going to be difficult. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2401 I have a wife, two kids and a cat. All on the back of my SUV 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2402 You're so transparent! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2403 I believe in a bare bones approach. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2404 It's good to finally meet you in the flesh. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2405 You seem to have lost a bit of weight since your last visit. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2406 O.K. So what makes you unique? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2407 Have you thought about taking up poker? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2408 We can offer a compensation package well into stick figures. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
2409 Well, you look like same as your picture. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2410 If we hire you, how long do you plan to stick around? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2411 It's time for you to flesh out your resume. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2412 Could you flesh out your resume? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2413 Usually people come in looking to fill the position. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2414 Our last VP was an empty suit. We're going in a different direction this time. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2415 Tell me about your experience in signage. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2416 Nothing to hide? Why, I can see right through you. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2417 Who would you say is the most important figure in your life? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2418 At this time, we’re looking for a more fleshed out candidate. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2419 I like you, Hal. You show some back bone. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2420 While we appreciate your application, we're looking for someone a bit more fleshed out. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2421 Your application is missing a lot of details, and now I see why. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2422 I’s there an empty vacant room available? 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2423 Some find the patchouli oil a little overbearing. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2424 Let’s see if we flesh out the gaps in your work history a bit, okay? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2425 I'm sorry, but losing at Hangman does not really qualify you for a job with Wordle. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2426 I_POSTER S__DRO_E 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2427 Can you flesh out your resume a bit? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2428 Well, I was trying out the minimalist lifestyle you see... 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2429 Frankly, your resume is a bit sketchy. What more can you tell me about yourself? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2430 Sorry, I’m a little hangmanned over this morning 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2431 We typically keep our skeleton crew offline 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2432 are you nervous? You seem a little stiff 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2433 It looks like you’ve maxed out our plan coverage for Ozempic. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2434 Can you work under pressure? 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2435 We would like you to flesh out your resume with a bit. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2436 I can see that you have nothing to hide. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2437 Tell me,who is your dietitian? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2438 Oh, I see here you previously modeled for vogue 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2439 We’re looking for someone more developed. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2440 Well you certainly look great on paper,but your references are a bit thin 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2441 I take it back—put that smile back on your face! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2442 I just called you in to see if we can flesh things out. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2443 I'm here to outline my qualifications for this job. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2444 Sorry, but we find your CV is just a little too sketchy 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2445 I'm strangely drawn to you. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2446 Yes, I've been on the intermittent fasting diet, why do you ask? 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2447 Hey, eyes are up here. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2448 You crossed the line. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2449 I don't know what to tell you. I really thought those protein shakes would do the trick. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2450 Excuse me sir...are you really sure you want to work with a bunch of cartoonists? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2451 You seem one dimensional to me. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2452 It’s apparent you have a lot of stick-to-it tive-ness. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2453 Your salary will be in sticks figures. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2454 We don't feel you have the depth to fill this position. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2455 Your sticktoittiveness is a model for all of ys. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2456 I’ve been having thoughts of hanging myself lately 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2457 It’s not enough to strive for the bare minimum. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2458 I'm just looking or a fuller life 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2459 I’m sorry, we were hiring last week but then we had to draw the line. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2460 I’m afraid your resume is a bit thin, Mr. Jones. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2461 I thought you, of all people, would stick around. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2462 Where do you see yourself in five strokes? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2463 I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone more gender neutral. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2464 I think we should cut down the Ozempic for now. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2465 If you have a few more minutes, I can flesh this out 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2466 Well, I must say, it is so refreshing to interview a candidate who is so transparent... 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2467 And with every letter…it was like a game to them! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2468 Details! I need more than a rough outline. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2469 Trust your gut,Ramón. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2470 I feel like you're looking right through me. 1.1977 0.05922 86 75 5 6
2471 So what is your shtick, I mean, specialty? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2472 True, you are unrecognizable; yes, your face won't reveal your intensions, but do you really believe you can pull-off an "Undercover Boss"? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2473 Would you be willing to wear a triangle? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2474 What makes you so sure you can stick to it? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2475 I've been feeling a little stuck 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2476 I can't just erase your debt, sir. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2477 You need to fill out this form. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2478 I see from your resume you have extensive experience in sign modeling. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2479 That sounds sketchy. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2480 You've lost so much weight that I almost didn't recognize you. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2481 You'll be fine. Just stick with it. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2482 So, can you flesh out your resume a bit? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2483 I think your diet is bit low in fat. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2484 Is that a door knob or did you just cough! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2485 How do I pronounce this name, x-k-c-d? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2486 Is it me or are you spacing out? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2487 We appreciate your sticktoitness. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2488 Help! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2489 Could you flesh your story out a bit. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2490 Haven’t I seen you before? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2491 I'm sorry, but we're looking for a candidate with a little more depth 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2492 It says here you were 'drawn' to this company? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2493 Do you have experience clinging to the rear window of an SUV? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2494 See that graph in the window? We're in the toilet. Your job is to reverse it. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2495 If you stick with our company you’ll be able to really build yourself up. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2496 I was hoping you could flesh out some of the details in your resume 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2497 Your background looks a bit sketchy. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2498 So you've been a stunt double in The Thin Man, The Invisible Man and Matchstick Men. Have you done any romcoms? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2499 The wildfires haven’t been easy for any of us. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2500 Your IMBD credits don’t list ‘The Saint’” 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2501 You will be in some tight spots but I think you will fit right in 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2502 Do you have any job experience as a coat hanger? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2503 We encourage staff to bring their whole selves to work. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2504 Perhaps you could fill in a bit more than your CV tells me? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2505 The fact that you've constructed yourself entirely out of dried beef stick snacks from the gas station is MOST impressive. However, you are aware that you are applying for a position with PETA? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2506 I used to be high-resolution; sharp edges, full color. I'm a cheap sketch of what I was. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2507 Thank you for applying but we are looking for someone to be the face of the franchise. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2508 Do you have any other symptoms besides not being able to keep food down? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2509 I thought you were supposed to be the fill-in. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2510 Is Hangman your only experience in the gaming industry? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2511 The job is what you make it 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2512 It appears you’ve gotten yourself into a sticky situation. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2513 Your résumé looks a bit sketchy. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2514 Got any other empty headed ideas? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2515 Did you say crosswalk or overpass? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2516 Your calorie-restricted diet appears to be working. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2517 Sorry… but I wanted to meet an actual AI in person….. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2518 Have you lost weight? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2519 First, I'm going to need you to fill in more details about yourself. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2520 Identity theft doesn't have to be a permanent condition. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2521 I feel like your résumé doesn't tell the full story. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2522 We find your resume a bit one-dimensional. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2523 Preexisting conditions are not covered. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2524 You've lost a lot more than your self-esteem 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2525 You need to stick to the figures, Norm. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2526 Srrry, tss hrd t tlllk, thy ddnnt drww mmy mmth. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2527 Can you stick around until he's able to see you? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2528 Perhaps you should consider filling out your own form first. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2529 Your résumé looks a bit padded. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2530 Let's talk about the dress code here, shall we? 1.1953 0.04581 128 110 11 7
2531 And what sort of work did you do in Sudan? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2532 I find your transparency refreshing. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2533 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2534 Please give me your bottom line. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2535 it was to be filled in before the interview. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2536 Could you flesh that out for me 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2537 That's only allowed on dress-down Fridays. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2538 I admire your transparency. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2539 I'm sorry, we were looking for attention to detail 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2540 Feel free to skip the meeting. I'll fill you in afterwards. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2541 First, you'll need to fill in some of the blanks. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2542 I think we need to flesh out your problem a little more. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2543 Welcome back, Mr Figure, I see we still haven't got through to you about our company's dress code policy. Sir, are you even looking at me? 1.1942 0.05354 103 90 6 7
2544 These are all great ideas Bob, but you really need to flesh them out. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2545 Its your luck day: our new diversity policy requires a stick man in senior management! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2546 I'm good at outline issues...Quickly 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2547 I'm sorry that we can't offer you a position, but we like our employees to be more well rounded. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2548 I’m promoting you to branch manager. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2549 I'm sorry, we have no openings for pipe cleaners at this time. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2550 Well I can see that you have sticktoitness. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2551 Where do your see yourself in 5 brush strokes? 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
2552 Your novel has possibilities,but you really need to flesh out the characters. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2553 I see, so you’d like to be referred to on the record as “Stick Person”, not “Hang Man” as previously recorded? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2554 I don't have a stick up my ass. A stick is my ass! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2555 Not very expressive today, sir? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2556 Well, I think I got an outline of your personality already. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2557 I'm afraid that you are going to have to flesh out your resume. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2558 Our weight loss drug needs a spokesperson. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2559 Stick around, we'll find Waldo. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2560 Do you ever think that people see right though you ? 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2561 My greatest strength is having an open mind. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2562 There's also not much substance to your resume. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2563 Your self-effacing humor has gone too far. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2564 HR says you need to provide more details for your 'rest room signage' complaint. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2565 How long did you say you’ve been taking Ozempic? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2566 Could you try to be more detail-oriented? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2567 My resume? I'm everything, everywhere, all at once. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2568 And where do you see yourself in the next 10 seconds? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2569 Tell me about your sticktoitivness 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2570 Can you flesh it out for me 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2571 It’s great to finally put a face to a name. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2572 Your ID badge is going to be a problem... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2573 But my face is still so ROUND!! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2574 When did you first see your wife on your neighbor's windshield? 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2575 Can you tell me about your previous crime scene positions? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2576 Is your resume light too? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2577 My career coach is helping me flesh out my resumé 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2578 It’s OK, many of our managers have artificial intelligence. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2579 We are looking for a multifunctional person with a certain stick-to-it tiveness. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2580 We think you'd be a great fit here - at least on paper. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2581 You are the middle management applicant I assume. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2582 So, what is it that you CANNOT do?? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2583 I'm concerned that you may be somewhat one dimensional for this position. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2584 We understand that you‘re upset. The pressure on you was definitely too high. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2585 I guess I’m here because I’ve just been feeling…like a shell of myself 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2586 Unfortunately some cave drawings of you have come to light and we need to let you go. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2587 Thanks for coming AI. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2588 I’m sorry, but those are all the details we can give you right now. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
2589 I need you to flesh out your background. 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2590 What are your qualifications to teach life drawing? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2591 You are as thin as your resume 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2592 We need someone who is comfortable with uncertainty. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2593 What do you mean when you say you're a non-linear thinker? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2594 Interesting. Could you flesh that out a little for me? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2595 So you're a stick figure? Go figure! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2596 Let's just flesh out a bit more of your qualifications . . . shall we? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2597 Yes I do realize this is your first time losing at hangman 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2598 I understand you a have question about the company dress code. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2599 The sticking point is that your resume is too thin 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2600 Your challenge is not your lack of transparency,rather your lack guts. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2601 You could be exactly what we are looking for. A two dimensional person with plenty of space between the ears. 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
2602 Tell me what kind of diversity you will add to our university. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2603 I don't have time to fill you in but it's a new sketch. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2604 I see you recently left Ticonderoga. 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2605 I understand you have sticky fingers. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2606 Wire you here? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2607 Thank you for your interest and we will get back to you. When Jupiter aligns with Mars. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2608 And what makes you figure that you can just stick around here? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2609 Staff tell me you are hard to read. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2610 I can see why your resume is so thin. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2611 Can you flesh out your qualifications a bit more? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2612 What is your past experience with make up art? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2613 This explains why your resume seemed so bare-bone. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2614 The silence grew more awkward as Peggy from HR realized Edward was not going to say a word about the bathroom incident. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2615 And you think it's easy being from the sticks. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2616 Don't just stare at me with that blank expression, what have you got to say for yourself? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2617 You just don't have the body of work necessary for the position. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2618 I feel like you're a little too transparent. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2619 Your resume appears to have some gaps. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2620 I think you should stick to it. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2621 Why don't you go find your halo and apply again? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2622 Your resume appears a little thin. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2623 Please don't read between the lines. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2624 Casual Fridays 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2625 Your resume could use a little fleshing out 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2626 Sorry, but we're looking for someone a bit more well rounded. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2627 Do you think you could flesh out your story for me? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2628 Let's see.. 7 years as "hang man" and another two years freelancer for several doodles. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2629 Without the plea deal, you risk getting hanged. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2630 May I ask what your preferred pronoun is? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2631 Maybe we can start with what would you like your personal pronouns to be. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2632 Describe yourself in a broad outline. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2633 To open a new account, we will need a picture ID. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2634 you will need to flesh this out for us 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2635 I should be able to see you on Thursday 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2636 Are you ok? You look a little drawn. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2637 No sir, the job opening is for 3D modelling 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2638 I don’t know doc, I feel like a shell of a man; I’ve barely got all of me drawn together most days. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2639 Sorry, we’re letting you go- we just feel like you’re not well rounded enough for the position. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2640 Hasn’t this process been drawn out enough? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2641 Yes, but can you draw? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2642 So, just what ARE your qualifications for becoming the next Wheel-of-Fortune host? 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2643 We're primarily interested in clothed candidates. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2644 People are so three dimensional today it’s sickening… 1.1913 0.03684 115 93 22 0
2645 We don't have any openings in the New Yorker cartoons right now. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2646 How long have you been feeling empty? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2647 You would be the icing on the cake of our corporate diversity initiative 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2648 If you could just flesh out your resume for me... 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2649 I think you misunderstood our ad for a stickler for regular attendance. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2650 You smell divine. Cypress? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2651 We're looking for more of 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2652 I'm sorry, but we need someone with more depth in the position. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2653 Have you tried looking deeper inside of yourself? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2654 As a child, did you have difficulty expressing yourself? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2655 Are you sure you want to work for us? You know, because the CEO is a dog. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2656 I was really hoping you could fully embody the position 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2657 Unfortunately he is running late but would like you to stick around. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2658 I think we should go over your form line by line. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2659 That's okay, nameless and faceless is great for HR. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2660 Sorry, but we’re looking for a hologram. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2661 Why has management decided to go in a different direction? Frankly, because our clients say they can see right through you. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2662 Maybe you could flesh out your background a bit for me . . . 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2663 You can’t fool me — I can see right through you! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2664 We’ll need to see your genitals. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2665 I don't know what else to do doc, people just draw a blank look when they see me coming. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2666 Your resume isn’t fleshed out enough 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2667 I’ve been feeling a bit flat lately, Doctor… 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2668 How long have you been on this liquid diet? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2669 Of course, I’m non-binary. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2670 I'm sorry but if you don't leave we'll have to hang you 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2671 I can see you're a real stickler for details. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2672 What can I say? I'm a shell of my former self. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2673 That’s all you got . . . “AI’d like a job?” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2674 We were looking for more than an outline application” 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2675 When, I asked you to draw upon from the memories of your inner child, I wasn't expecting this! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2676 I see you were a model employee at your last job." 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2677 I'm afraid you don't bring much substance to this company. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2678 So why do you think you'd be a good model for our beginners' drawing class? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2679 It says here on your application that the word was haphazard 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2680 Tell me more about your experience at WeightWatchers. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2681 I'm sorry, we are looking for people who are multi-dimensional. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2682 Your story is so obviously false, I can see right through you. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2683 Accounting has expressed concern that you may be depreciating. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2684 We're looking for more of a straw man 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2685 Yes. I plan to stick to my diet. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2686 Before I hire you, I need your assurance that you'll stick around... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2687 I can see you haven't filled out your form yet. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2688 I’m the new temp. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2689 I'd say my best trait is stick-to-itiveness 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2690 We're here to discuss your performance, or clearly the lack thereof. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2691 So, I understand you'd like to find a new line of work? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2692 Your name escapes me. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2693 I have problems fitting in 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2694 You need to practice more self-affirming language. Have you tried repeating "I Am Enough" in the mirror? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2695 If you accept this position, we will let you know how we need you to identify based on our equity requirements. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2696 We’re looking for a more well rounded individual. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2697 Sorry, you're overqualified for the coathanger opening. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2698 Your previous job history appears a bit sketchy. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2699 You are very flat and hard to read. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2700 To be blunt, you come across as dull and one-dimensional. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2701 At least the kids can depict me accurately! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2702 We don't have any job openings for hangmen, and you don't have to be so angry in your request, sir. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2703 I'm afraid your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2704 Don't not look at me like that. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2705 So, other than Ms. Swenson's first grade art class, do you have any other modeling experience? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2706 I’d have to say my ability to stick with the job until it’s done. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2707 Do you identify as 2D or 3D? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2708 I see you excel at sticking around to figure things out. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2709 So, it here on your application, you want to be a lineman. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2710 Why, yes. I AM a live wire. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2711 I just don’t feel like a whole person inside… 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2712 You were a makeup artist in your last position? How did that go? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2713 Well, HR is looking for a new manager. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2714 I thought we canceled hangman? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2715 All I said was "drop a few pounds for the shoot"!!! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2716 Would you mind fleshing out your resume please... 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
2717 We're looking for someone more well-rounded. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2718 I think you Ozempic dose needs a slight adjustment. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2719 Perhaps you could flesh that out. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2720 So your first job was on a British spy TV show with a guy named Roger but lost your halo after the show got canceled ? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2721 We can forgo the x-ray, but you'll still need to get bloodwork done. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2722 i'm feelin a lil sticky lately... 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2723 One more letter, and I'm a goner. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2724 What do you mean I look sketchy? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2725 The rough outline is great, but you need to fill in the details. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2726 So this is what you look like when you're off camera? 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2727 What other hobbies do you enjoy besides word games? 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2728 Your CV is a little too thin 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2729 So, all in all, you would say the diet was successful? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2730 Do you have at least five years experience working in three dimensions 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2731 Where is you suit? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2732 Our sales department has an opening, but the low profile may be a problem. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2733 We need to discuss your excessive absenteeism. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2734 I took your advice and connected the dots. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2735 Well your resume looks good, but frankly, we need to see a little more meat on the bones. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2736 How good are you at sticking to a job in the long term? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2737 Your resumé seems rather sketchy, young lady. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2738 We are making the transition to a faceless staff so you are in luck 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2739 Other than a total lack of muscles, what would you say is your biggest weakness? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2740 And what exactly do you propose we remove to make you a woman? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2741 Shame the artist didn't draw your mouth. I have no idea what you want. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2742 Your 3D printing experience jumps off the page more than I expected. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2743 Your portfolio is profound, but we're looking for something a little less iconic. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2744 I literally put my life on the line 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2745 YOU SEEM TO BE VERY NICE BUT YOUR RESUMEE IS PRETTY THIN 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2746 Sorry to get personal, but you raised in a wire monkey family? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2747 I don’t know. Your resume seems a little thin to me. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2748 We need to address the gaps in your work history. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2749 All your ideas seem so two dimensional 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2750 We regret to inform you we cannot approve a loan application from a person with so little depth of character. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2751 We need a more three-dimensional perspective here. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2752 AI in training. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2753 Art, I’ve asked twice. Can we please stick to the figures? 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2754 How did the Warden react to your hunger strike? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2755 I think the editor might've uploaded the wrong file 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2756 I’m sorry, but we’ve decided to make a change to our bathroom signage. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2757 I just feel so generic sometimes. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2758 It's a good concept but needs to be fleshed out. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2759 We called you back in as we need someone who's a stickler for detail. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2760 Your co-workers say they find you hard to read. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2761 Welcome 009, we have been expecting you. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2762 My best quality? Stick-to-it-ness. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2763 Can you say more about your experience as a line worker? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2764 Hey, we all started where you are now, figuratively speaking, but work hard, gain some perspective, and you'll really develop some character. Who knows, maybe you'll be the speaking character some day. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2765 Which of the following would you say most closely describes your body type: rectangle, inverted triangle, hourglass, pear or apple? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2766 'Someone of backbone'...I see: and how would your peers describe you? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2767 Well! Your job is very simple. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2768 You need this job because haven’t eaten in how long? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2769 Where do you see yourself five pages from now? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2770 You’ll need to work on your upper body, lower body, arms, legs... 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2771 We're looking for someone with more depth in the field...a bit more contrappasto. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2772 So it’s come to our attention your the unnamed figure in Trumps latest indictment 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2773 Besides your “stick-to-itiveness” and being a “stickler” for detail, what else qualifies you for this position? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2774 You forgot to put your face on today. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2775 So what makes you think you'd be invisible? 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2776 I'm glad we could talk today; you've seemed a little wired lately. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2777 You seem a little withdrawn. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2778 I'm afriad your resume is a little thin too. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2779 I believe the term you're looking for is 'stick person'. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2780 Take this form to HR and fill in the blanks 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2781 I think you'll find your resume needs a little padding. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2782 This job requires compassion ... and you have no heart 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2783 I'm sorry, you're resumé just feels a little... two-dimensional. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2784 2000 light years is a long way to travel for an interview. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2785 So you've worked with nobody before? 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2786 Your resume says you're in stick sales. Tell me more about that. 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
2787 Stick with the diet 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2788 Tell me a little about yourself 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2789 So, you were referred by AI? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2790 The figures in your report seem sketchy. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2791 Please explain how hiring you will help us implement our diversity recruiting strategy. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2792 Do you consider yourself creative? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2793 He’s on a call right now, but feel free to stick around. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
2794 What makes you think you could be the face of our company? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2795 the information about you on the World Wide Web is a bit thin” 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2796 Minimum wage? Minimum me. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2797 I’m pleased to offer you the job. The salary will be in the stick figures. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2798 I’ve heard behind closed doors, you’re quite the caricature. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2799 Do you think my low self esteem is due to me having no substance ? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2800 You're Timmy's mother--I recognize you from the many drawings he's made of you in class. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2801 Your stick-to-itiveness hasn't gone unnoticed! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2802 I will pencil you in. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2803 Thank you for agreeing to the position. I realize we have only outlined the job but we will flesh things out as we go along. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2804 You don't look surprised that I called you into my office. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2805 Let's just stick to your CV, shall we? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2806 Can you flesh out your prior work experience just a bit? 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2807 It says here on your resume that you can handle 3 dimensions. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2808 We love your CV. What are your pronouns? 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2809 Gladys's doodle didn't have the heart to tell her that she couldn't draw. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2810 I can see that you are an expert at hangman. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2811 So evaluating your case at a glance, I think we can get "The New Yorker" cartoonist Mick Stevens with charges of aggravated mayhem, battery, and gross negligence for intentionally leaving you unfinished and completely faceless. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2812 I hear you're from the Sticks. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2813 I've really been feeling like a fragment of myself lately. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2814 I regret to inform you, your likeness is in the public domain. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2815 This is the most bare-bones resume I have ever received 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2816 I just pulled up your resume. I gotta tell you-- it's rather thin. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2817 'You've been seen hanging around next to the bathrooms again.' 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2818 He’s running late but asked that you stick around 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2819 Your body of work feels a little thin. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2820 We both know you’re out of your depths here. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2821 Frankly, we think your work here has been a bit two-dimensional. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2822 You should always consult a physician before starting a weight-loss program, and now you know why. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2823 I'm sorry, but I don't think you can grow into the position. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
2824 Have we met? Somehow you seem familiar. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2825 Your resume would benefit from some fleshing out. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2826 And what gender do you identify with? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2827 We’re looking for a well-rounded person who won’t cut corners.” 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2828 We'd just like to flesh out some of the details. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2829 Discrimination against stick figures is illegal. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2830 Since our corporate culture values transparency, I can see you’ll fit right in. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2831 Your resume looks interesting, but we just need to flesh it out a little. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2832 Unfortunately, I see you're still hanging on to that 'eating disorder', I see? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2833 I guess those diet pills really do work 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2834 I can assure you, sir, that those kids will face consequences for their “game” 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2835 I know I crossed a line but I couldn’t help it. 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2836 I believe in full transparency. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2837 Can you tell me how you intend to flesh out? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2838 No, we only offer Sick Leave, not Stick Leave 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2839 I take it back, it was a very accurate self portrait 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
2840 You complete me. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2841 Good Afternoon,Mr. Smith. Please let me know what you can bring to the table as part of the new Weight Watchers team. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2842 Now, if you stick with us long enough...oh, sorry! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2843 It's clear to me that you have anorexia nervosa. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
2844 I'm finding you hard to read, Ms. Jones. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2845 You're hired! Crosswalk signal design is down the hallway. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2846 Overall you're doing a fine job, Stan, but your coworkers feel you lack substance. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2847 We were looking for someone more...substantive. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2848 So, how many weeks until my face is ready? 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2849 Sorry, but the bank can't hire a teller with sticky fingers. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2850 Working yourself to the bone does not qualify you for worker's compensation. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2851 I could sign you up for any benefits here, but in the end they’re just gonna stick it to you anyway. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2852 I've got some good news for you. It looks like they've approved the prisoner swap. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2853 We’re looking for someone with more substance. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2854 I see you've complained about lack of development opportunities. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2855 Your resumé lacks detail. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2856 "We're getting complaints about your body odor." 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2857 Are you sure you want a tummy tuck? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2858 William, we’ve received multiple reports that you spend your entire day playing hangman in the break room. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2859 I feel so stickly 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2860 How many figures are we talking? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2861 I am sorry but lead poisoning is not a covered event under your employee health insurance plan 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2862 I wish I had better news for you but your resumé's a little thin... 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2863 We're looking for someone with more attention to detail. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2864 You're coming across a bit flat, but I still think you'd fit in just about anywhere. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2865 Sticktoittiveness, eh? Any other strengths? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2866 I wouldn't say that you're the shadow of your former self. 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2867 It just doesn't seem like your all here. 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2868 You're hired as our lobby mobile and can start tomorrow. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2869 We’ve all had enough of your gallows humor. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2870 I hear you start out in a Life Drawing Class. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2871 It all started at a sketching class. I was the model. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2872 So you’re applying for the position of basketball hoop, yes? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2873 We wear casual business attire on Fridays. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2874 I think you'd be highly qualified as a weight loss counselor. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
2875 Your resume could use some beefing up. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2876 Tell me about these close calls involving misspellings. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2877 You're perfect for our customer service department. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2878 Let me flesh things out for you. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2879 I'd like to apply for all the positions. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2880 If you can make figures stick, you're hired" 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2881 You remind me of myself when I was first starting out. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2882 So you are the new skeleton crew Musk mentioned? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2883 I hate to disappoint you, but we're no longer covering Wegovy under our employee insurance plan. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2884 Unfortunately, there’s currently a glut in the market for hangman roles, however, I can get you a cameo appearance in the new production of “The Invisible Man” being shot this month at ‘Mer-A-Lago’. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2885 Secret portfolios. Slush funds. Insider trading. You will hang for this, O'Brien. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2886 Your work needs to demonstrate a higher level of transparency Bernie. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2887 How much weight were you hoping to gain? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2888 Your resume' seems pretty 2-dimensional. Could you flesh it out, further? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2889 Ahh yes, just how I drew it up 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2890 Stick around or rather wait here while I take this call. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2891 We’re firing Carrot and naming you branch manager. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2892 Your perspective on this may be a bit one dimensional. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2893 It's the pits when the only game people will play with you is hangman! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2894 I’m afraid you don’t have the depth we need for this position. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2895 Please fill in more about yourself. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2896 Your resume seems a bit sketchy to me. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2897 I'm sorry but the job opening is for a high visibility position. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2898 If you want my help you will need to flesh out more of your story. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2899 We’re really looking for a stick-to-the-basics person. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2900 I'm sorry, that's an error. The salary is for *six*-figures. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2901 On a good note it appears you're a stickler for details...... 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2902 You're over 60 I presume. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2903 Let's see if we can flesh out your resume. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2904 While I realize Today everyone is Entitled to his/her . .or whatever . ..Own Schtick . . 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2905 When did you first notice the weight loss? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2906 It says here that all your previous experience is playing Hangman. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2907 I feel so unseen. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2908 Your skeleton costume is missing a few things. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2909 I'm sorry. What's My Line has been out of production for decades. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2910 I was thinking we should be on a line by line basis rather than chain of command. 1.1818 0.05032 110 97 6 7
2911 Do I need to fill in your resume in addition to everything else? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2912 I need you to flesh out your report 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2913 Unfortunately, we are worried that your personal dimensions are too limited for this role. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2914 I’m a victim of identity theft ! 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2915 This all looks a bit sketchy. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2916 I'm sorry but your novel is rather two dimensional 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2917 Could you flesh out your employment history a bit more? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2918 Why would you even think of jumping to Mattel? Etch A Sketch made you. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2919 We appreciate your submission but we’re going to need more details 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2920 Can you fill in your background more for me, please? 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2921 I'm terribly sorry, but you just don't have the profile we're looking for. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2922 The “stick to it” strategy is working. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2923 I guess there's no point asking you to flesh out your CV for me. 1.1818 0.04864 110 96 8 6
2924 So, according to your resume you haven’t worked since “the saint”. 1.1818 0.06055 77 68 4 5
2925 How do you feel about working with dogs? 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2926 Let’s flesh that out a little bit more. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2927 I've heard your excuses but I can see right through you. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2928 They say I’m childish 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2929 If I were to work from home, you wouldn't even notice that I wasn't here... 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2930 I’m afraid your resume looks a little sketchy. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2931 Where are your pants? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2932 I look better on paper. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2933 Ever since they drew in that last limb, I have this unshakeable sense of impending doom. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2934 your first job will be as manager of our small branch office. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2935 Sir, the job posting asked for SIX years of experience. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2936 Lately I've been feeling a bit empty 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2937 Why are you looking to move on from your position in the traffic light 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2938 And do you have experience as generic representative? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2939 I never forget a face... 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2940 No, I said the best candidates would understand STOCK figures. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2941 You don't have much on your resume. Or face. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2942 Yes. Can you tell me more about what you refer to on your résumé as 'stick-to-it-iveness'? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2943 You can take this job and stick it! 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2944 I like your stick-to-itiveness. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2945 So, tell me more why your last job wasn't fulfilling. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2946 Oh...this explains why your resume was so thin 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2947 I suggest you stop using Ozempic. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2948 Your profile doesn't meet our visibility requirements. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2949 Wardrobe will be right with you 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2950 'your level of experience is sketchy but we all need to start somewhere' 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2951 Who told you this was "bring your child to school day"? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2952 Check out my social media posts if you want to see more. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2953 So, tell me why you think you stick out among your colleagues 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2954 Are you down to hang later? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2955 I find your assessment a bit reductive. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2956 When can you begin? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2957 Don't ever mention you're a chatbot, just say to the caller "Why no, are you?" 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2958 What would you consider your bottom line? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2959 And so the staring contest was on. Of course one of them had a distinct advantage in not blinking. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2960 Why are you hanging around the office? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2961 Can you flesh out what you mean. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2962 Now when did you first start feeling, uh, "sketchy"? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2963 So, you are the representative of the robots' union? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2964 "Hmm. I feel like I'm only getting an outline of you...while you also seem very transparent." 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2965 I feel like I don’t even exist. Literally! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2966 One of my best qualities is that I never step out of line. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2967 Yes, our hiring policy is gender neutral 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2968 And you feel like you’re just one mistake away from the gallows? 1.1802 0.04823 111 97 8 6
2969 Sticking to the figures is my greatest strength ...AND weakness! 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
2970 Stick to your job here and you’re sure to succeed! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2971 For some reason, I'm not convinced I am getting the complete picture. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2972 What brings you in on a no-bones day? 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2973 Have you considered trying gender-neutral bathrooms. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
2974 Let's flesh out your resume. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2975 Do you have any details you could share with us? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2976 I put all the padding in my resumé. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2977 So tell me why you are seeking a position at WeightWatchers? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2978 I have two job openings. Either Hangman or the rear window of an SUV with the rest of your family. 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2979 Just a few more questions to fill in some details. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2980 You won't regret hiring me; I'm easy to keep in line. 1.1800 0.05199 100 88 6 6
2981 Just stick to the point. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2982 You seem to have the stick-to-it-iveness that we're looking for. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2983 While you have good experience, we feel you lack substance. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2984 I think we should stick with the basics." 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2985 I guess we ran out of ideas. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2986 So you prefer to be identified as non-binary? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2987 I actually see my sketchy background as an asset. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2988 I admire your gender nonbinary work but you stink at Hangman. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2989 Yes, I currently work at XKCD but I’m ready to make a move to the New Yorker. 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2990 I know DEI managers are being refused by some, but I think I can represents the one identity that is finally hated by everyone. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2991 Well, many people are simple to draw out. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2992 How do I know that you’ll stick around? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2993 Okay, fill me in on the details. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2994 I'll fill you in on the details." 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2995 Yes, I do believe you are "the Saint”,but no, I don’t believe I should be your Miss Moneypenny. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2996 I'm sorry, but we're looking for people with more substance. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2997 This is a rather bare-bones resume. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2998 Sometimes I feel like you can see straight through me 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2999 Why don't you just fill in the blanks for me? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3000 I'd like you to help me flesh out this starting outline. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3001 I don't know....I just feel so empty.... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3002 Of course you look familiar. Your head is a mirror. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3003 What microaggression, Dean? All I said was I was looking for someone a little more full-figured. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3004 Let’s consider easing you off the Ozempic 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3005 Have you considered a role that requires less attention to detail? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3006 Why should we hire a sketchy character like you? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3007 I'm going to start this meeting by telling you that I see right through you. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3008 It is a fascinating story, but it needs to be fleshed out a bit 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3009 I don't know how to tell you this because you've been amazing for a century, but we're going 3D 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3010 I’m honestly more of an idea guy… 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3011 I don’t know, I guess I just feel like a shadow of myself. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3012 could you perhaps flesh out your resume a bit 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3013 Is English your first language?” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3014 Then, after you escaped the gallows, what direction did your career go? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3015 Well, you had to draw the line somewhere. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3016 So, tell me why you think you'd be an effective spokesperson for our wieghtloss product. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3017 Wonderful to see you’ve stuck around.” 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3018 My LinkedIn AI is still loading 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3019 I’d like to leave everything for Mrs. Hangman. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3020 Well at this adoption agency, we don't accept applications from transparents. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3021 I noticed you expensed a case of thin mints. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3022 I'm sorry, we have no openings for warning sign models at the moment 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3023 And what is your last name, Siri? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3024 The only job I see here for you is in a game named Hangman. That's fine, I like games. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3025 New client wearing you a little thin? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3026 Your transparency is wearing thin. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3027 We have a hunch that we can put our trust in you,Bob,that you will get to the bare-bones of the matter. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3028 That's why you're in therapy--so you can go back to being a stick figure, not a stuck figure. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3029 I thought you said you were an artist! 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
3030 So tell me, Jim, what makes you unique? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3031 I'd like to get a fuller sense of you 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3032 We,at the AI,dress this way to make you believe that we are human 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3033 A resume with your full name 'AI' really stands out ! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3034 Your sales have been a little flat lately. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3035 Your CV is rather vague. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
3036 Your performance has been a bit flat lately Mr. Sticky 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3037 You look awfully familiar, but I'm drawing a blank. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3038 I think you would fit in better here if you shared more of yourself. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3039 I'm going to stick with my first answer. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3040 This job is sucking the life from me. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3041 I'm afraid your desk has been emptied too. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
3042 Someone will be here to fetch you in a minute 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3043 Are you aware that our health benefits do not cover mechanical repairs? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3044 I need to say upfront that we're looking for for an actual Stick Leader and not merely a Stick-figure head 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3045 Can we flesh out some of the items on your resume?" 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3046 Can you explain the recent gap in your employment history?” “Wordle. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3047 I understand you're a stickler for details and you've got a real stick-to-itiveness, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone just a little more well-rounded. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3048 I see that you're a bit of a stickler for details. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
3049 Honestly, if you weren't a legacy candidate, I don't think we'd consider admitting you." 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3050 He'll see you now. Or will he? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3051 Well, Mr. Stickman, at least you bring an open mind to the table. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3052 I’m not really simple, I’m just drawn that way. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3053 I have a feeling you're not fully present. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3054 It's really hard for me to give you a full picture of myself in a two page resume. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3055 Mr. Stoneman will see you now! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3056 Yes,we have 28 day programs for bulimia and muscle development. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3057 I think we can start introducing carbohydrates back into your daily diet. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
3058 Unfortunately, the advertisement was for a ‘six figure’ position. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3059 So tell me,what is your preferred pronoun? 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
3060 Freak. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3061 Your qualifications are a little thin. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
3062 Do you think you can stick it out here? 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
3063 You're pretty sharp, but your resume's a little sketchy. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3064 I'm afraid you have termites 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3065 A little too much Wegovey, there, huh, Bob? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3066 Your diet is going really well. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3067 Doctor Rosen, this is more than a mid-life crisis. I just don’t know who I am anymore. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3068 I'm here to stick it to you. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3069 But,what's my pronoun? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3070 It’s a new position, Calvin – – a blank slate. For some reason, we all thought of you. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3071 Management feel that you've taken this gender-neutrality thing a bit too far. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3072 Great idea, Leonard. How about you go back and flesh it out and then we'll take it upstairs. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3073 You’re in the NEW witness protection program” 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3074 Could you fill out some more details about yourself? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3075 Let's just flesh out your resume a bit 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
3076 Just stick to the facts, sir. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3077 Your resume seems a little sketchy, Mr. Stickfigure. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3078 I like to travel light. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3079 How did you slip past security? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3080 Congratulations on being named head of the Art Department for the New Yorker. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3081 We are looking for someone a bit more well rounded for this project 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3082 You're missing the fuller picture. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3083 Did you say something? 1.1772 0.06178 79 71 2 6
3084 And how's Ms Stick? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3085 My goal is to draw you out more. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3086 WoW, your month vacation at the fat-farm was time well spent. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3087 This company is very dedicated to transparancy... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3088 A promotion?! You only have this job because my kid scribbled on the business plan. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3089 Well, we always said that nobody could fill this position, so I guess you're hired. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3090 It's really more of a figurehead position that we're trying to fill. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3091 Your resume is solid, John. But you lack the depth we need for this position 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3092 Why so two-dimensional? Let's explore what's really going on in those lines of yours! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3093 So you live in the sticks? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3094 Wait - you’re the guy in the margins of my notebook, right? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3095 I recommend you change your diet" 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3096 Well now. Therapy is working! We found the real you. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3097 I need you to fill me in 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3098 First, we need to flesh you out a bit, and give you more of a public face. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3099 According to your resume you’ve spent the last decade as a “stick-up man”. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3100 I’ve been cheating on you. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3101 I expected a bigger dick. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
3102 Your resume seems a little thin. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3103 There's more to me than what meets the eye 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3104 I see you haven't filled out your form. 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
3105 In bold strokes you're fine, but you need to flesh out your ideas. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3106 Your proposal looks good as a draft, but needs more meat on the bones. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3107 You say you're feeling sketchy? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3108 We’re looking for someone who’s flexible but doesn’t get bent out of shape too easily. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3109 You seem a bit robotic in your responses. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3110 You seem highly overqualified. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3111 When will you have eyes and ears? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3112 So, She/Her won't do...how about Sheer? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3113 Yes, we allow our employees to work from a minivan rear window 3 days a week. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3114 I'm sorry to say, your resume looks a little thin." John Schantz, Nazareth, PA 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3115 It would be great if you could flesh out some of the details on your résumé 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3116 You need to fill out the form first 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3117 Let's try to flesh out those ideas. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3118 You've certainly been drawn into a sticky situation. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3119 What style do you see yourself in five years? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3120 Your testimony indicates that you feel "framed"? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3121 You're certainly in line for a promotion. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3122 We have nothing for you at this time. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3123 Can I please have more ozempic ? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3124 Have we met. Your face is familiar 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3125 Unfortunately, Mr. Rodgers, your resume is much too sketchy for us. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3126 Try positive affirmations. Tell yourself you're living the dream of a rear window decal family. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3127 We’re having trouble fleshing out some of the details in your résumé. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3128 I'm sorry but I'm having trouble putting a face to a name. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
3129 Thanks for showing up so fast. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3130 But Doctor, I feel so fat 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3131 It's all here in black and white 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3132 It's the harassment I can't take. All of the guys keep commenting on my figure. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3133 I am sorry, we are looking for an employee with a little more substance. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3134 I want a divorce. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3135 As you can see, there's no soul to crush here. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3136 The gaps I understand. Your resume has smudges. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3137 I’d like to flesh out some aspects of your background 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3138 Your résumé isn’t the only thing that needs fleshing out! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3139 Let's flesh out some of the gaps on your résumé. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3140 When can you start? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3141 Unfortunately, we were looking for someone to be the face of the project. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3142 You're great as an Exit or Crosswalk Sign model, but too thin for the Runway. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3143 Sorry for the wait, the Doctor has a long line to straighten out before you. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3144 I'm fine. Where are you? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
3145 It says you don’t get along with bad spellers. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3146 Your credentials are a bit thin, but what the Hell. You're hired. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3147 Sorry, sir. That chair can be a bit sticky. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3148 Perfect! Now we also need to streamline the process. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3149 We have a number of faceless employees already. How would you stand out? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3150 True, I did apply for a job but if I had wanted to work, I would've gotten dressed. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3151 Can you elaborate on this willingness to work to the bone, Richard?" 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3152 And what was your job at the department store, Mr. Kindling? 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
3153 Does your opposable thumb give you an advantage over other minimalists? 1.1754 0.04703 114 100 8 6
3154 And on top we offer full-coverage erasure insurance. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
3155 I can easily flesh out my resume for you. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3156 I see you take Ozempic. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3157 When did you start taking Ozempic? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3158 This keto diet, it's working for you? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3159 Well...my strengths are that I can read between the lines and stick up for what I believe in. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3160 I try to stick to the things I do best. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3161 Yes, I am a vegan. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3162 Your resume says you have experience in minimalism? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3163 I've been practicing law for twenty years and this is the most flagrant case of identity theft I have ever seen. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3164 I don't think your problem is simply arthritis. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3165 I appreciate your transparency, but I'm searching for someone meatier. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3166 Thanks for hanging around. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3167 Well before we start the interview, I'd like to say I'm very impressed with your posture. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3168 You need help fleshing out out your profile, for starters. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3169 Well, I have to admit it - you're certainly qualified to be a lineman for the county. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3170 Stick around and we’ll figure something out. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3171 How long did you say you have been using Ozempic? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3172 I may speak softly, but I am a big stick... 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3173 We just need a few more details to flesh out your resume, Mr. Wood. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3174 Sorry. The hangman position is filled 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3175 Tell me what brings you here. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3176 And, last question, how do you feel you embody our company's values? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3177 Tell me who you really are. Don't hold back 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3178 Sticking with it didn't work out. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3179 You’re just a kid. Trust me. When you’re older, you’ll fill out. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3180 As you know, our top priority here is transparency. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3181 You just seem sketchy. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3182 On your way out leave your name and diet choices with our secretary. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3183 Yes,I am interested in the job. Are brains included in the company benefits though ? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3184 We're going to need you to do more than 'pull your own weight'. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3185 You think you’re being spread too thin. Please expand on that 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3186 I am sorry but having been "The Saint" does not qualify you for a position in our firm. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3187 Well, that's an unusually graphic self-description. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3188 I've always admired your work in "Hangman," but for this project we need someone with greater depth. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3189 I'm sorry, we're looking for more well-rounded candidates. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3190 It says here you spend your free time volunteering as a life-drawing model. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3191 I think you'll need to flesh out your résumé. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3192 Whaddya mean, I heard you could never be too rich or too THIN! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3193 You can’t keep filing these “stick with it” complaints. It’s just a figure of speech! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3194 Our ideal candidate is multi-dimensional. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3195 Do you believe that working from home has reduced your visibility to firm management? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3196 If I'm going to help you, you've got to fill in more details. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3197 So tell me, Mr. Trump. Have you ever read "The Emperor's New Clothes"? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3198 I can see why you would rather work from home 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3199 This job just leaves me incomplete 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3200 Cooper, maybe we should talk about our casual dress code. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3201 You don't fit in here but stick to it. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3202 Well,yes,my resume is a bit skeletal,but let me flesh it out for you 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3203 You make a great candidate because we value transparency. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3204 You want to sue your personal trainer?? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3205 I'm really good in sticky situations 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3206 I feel so two-dimensional voting for Trump. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3207 It says here you’ve never lost at hangman. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3208 Fine, but can you read? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3209 I think you went a little too far with the diet I recommended. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
3210 Be honest. . .pleased or not with the Ozempic dosage I prescribed? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3211 I can’t get over the sense of dread I’ve had since getting my last limb. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3212 Skeleton crew--start Monday. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3213 Mr. Jones, you seem to have gotten the idea your presence is solely for the amusement of others. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3214 Stick Figure it out. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3215 After much discussion, we decided that the gender neutral thing just isn’t coming through. Would you consider wearing a boa or some heels? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3216 Yes, you did come to the best copyright lawyer in the country - but I still strongly suggest that suing the nation’s children for infringement of image is not going to be a good look for you. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3217 I can confirm that I AM Stick-man... not to be confused with my twin brother, Hang-man -- may he Rest-in-Peace. 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
3218 I’m sorry you don’t like getting hanged all the time, but that’s the damn job. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3219 It says here that you were formally on a men's room sign at a nightclub, so you are good at giving directions. How will that transfer to being a successful investment counselor in your mind? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3220 Sometimes I just feel like maybe I'm too simple, Doc. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3221 well of course words will never hurt you, Adam, you're made of sticks 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3222 We have no openings for your type 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3223 Actually the last guy I hired was a shadow of his former self . 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3224 You have the flexibility for this job. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3225 This job requires someone who can stick to the figures and make the budget work. Do you feel up to the task? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3226 We phoned your references and it turns out Starbucks bathrooms never heard of you. 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
3227 Please just outline your proposal. You can fill in the blanks later. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3228 What did I miss? Can you fill me in? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3229 So heavy lifting is out 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3230 Oh, and the doctor also said he would like for you to provide a stool sample. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3231 And may I ask why you want to be a lumberjack? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3232 Your resume looks a little thin to me." 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3233 As long as the players don't guess all the letters, you'll be fine. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3234 We may have a position for you to start from scratch" 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3235 Can I be frank, you’re looking a little drawn 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3236 Frankly, Mr. Stickman, if that is your real name, your Curriculum Vitae lacks real experience beyond 'easy to draw'. 1.1732 0.04485 127 112 8 7
3237 will you stick to win? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3238 You are the outlier. Most of our patients need to lose weight. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3239 It looks like you'd be an excellent fit. No opinions, no needs, no desire for benefits, no desire for time off and you haven't mentioned work-life balance...You are hired! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3240 My pronouns are “it” and “that.” 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3241 I'm sorry, but I don't think you are the right person to flesh out this script 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3242 Who do you want me to be? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3243 I'm sorry, but you've obviously padded your résumé. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3244 I assure you that your identity will remain completely anonymous. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3245 Weird! My 5 year old granddaughter drew someone who looks just like you! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3246 And I see your resume is also rather thin. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3247 ... and how long have you been on Ozempic? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3248 It says here you are great with figures. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3249 Ironically, we can't publish your book because you're writing is just too one dimensional 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3250 I’m not sure you have the depth we’re looking for, but we’ll be in touch 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3251 Yes,I know he can be exasperating. But you simply need to draw that proverbial line in the sand and don 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3252 Well, the diet worked. What about the weightlifting? And your sex life? 1.1728 0.05771 81 72 4 5
3253 You're not right for us but please hang in there. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3254 ‘’it’s been brought to my at that you are doing the bare minimum “ 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3255 Your resume is kind of thin 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3256 When asked if you’re familiar with the company’s dress code, a blank stare is not a satisfactory response. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3257 I suggest you flesh out your resumé. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3258 I'm hopeful you can flesh out your resume a bit." 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3259 I prefer the simple approach. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3260 And what are your qualifications for Director of Artificial Intelligence? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3261 So how would you describe your responsibilities at ‘Hangman’? 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
3262 .. and who is at the traffic light right now? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3263 Ah yes, please enlighten me with your limited perspectives." 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3264 I like to work all the angles. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3265 OK then, it’s going to be “Unauthorized use of your image or likeness …” 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3266 Please elaborate on your fear of being hanged. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3267 She said she wanted a relationship with more substance. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3268 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for a rough outline. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3269 I’m sorry, Steve, but your writing just comes off as one dimensional.” Submitted my Rachel Molho (daughter of subscriber Kris Johnson Molho 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3270 I think my greatest strength is my “stick-to-itness”! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3271 Don't apologize for being two-dimensional; that's actually one dimension more than the company wants in an employee. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3272 How the company sees you 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3273 could you give me an outline of why you're here today? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3274 You might say I'm a minimalist. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3275 Hi AI, I'm HR. I feel we have a lot in common. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3276 I'm sorry, Mr. Jones, your proposal is simply too bare-bones to accept. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3277 Why am I not surprised that your resume, too, is sketchy at best 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3278 We feel your life story is too sketchy to appeal to readers of The New Yorker. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3279 My God, you're a fashion designers dream! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3280 Maybe you are a little out of your depth. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3281 You can't sue "Noom" just because you are a shadow of your former self. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3282 No, I don't want to play Hangman. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3283 I'm sorry. You're just a bit too one dimensional for this position. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3284 Thanks for coming in to help flesh out your résumé. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3285 We accept your non-binary preference..... 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3286 So what exactly is a 'stick figure' salary? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3287 at your next interview, try business casual 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3288 they call me the "Saint". 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3289 Actually, we advertised for a plus-size model, not a plus-sign model. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3290 Your credentials are fine, but we do have a dress code. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3291 Who is this skinny guy with a funny name sitting in my office? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3292 He, She or They? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3293 Your qualifications look good but your background is a little thin ... 1.1717 0.04982 99 87 7 5
3294 I don’t think you recognize the depth of this problem 1.1717 0.05185 99 88 5 6
3295 I'm so sorry Mr. Templar, but you really do look quite different without your, um, headwear. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3296 I can assure you that most of your other candidates will be more full of themselves. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3297 Your background is a bit thin. Might you provide details? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3298 Frankly, your resume is a little thin. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3299 To be honest, your resume is almost as thin as you are.... 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3300 Your here for the Turing Test, I take it? 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
3301 How long have you been on a 'no carb' diet? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3302 The luminary, who is your cousin, said that you are trustworthy and transparent. I think you can work with us, as long as you don't leave the bathroom door during working hours. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
3303 So, Have you always been a man? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
3304 In addition to your AI work, can you also be a team player? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3305 In your case, I may allow you to wear a hat for the mugshot 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3306 Our company culture is totally transparent. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3307 We'd like you flesh out your resume. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
3308 We were really looking for somebody "multi" -dimensional . 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3309 Lately I feel like I'm not all there. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3310 Unfortunately we’re looking for someone with a bit more dimension. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3311 How do you explain your resume? It is just a few straight lines. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3312 I can assume you'll be sticking around. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3313 As your Nutritionist I must say you're taking this to an extreme. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3314 How long have been experiencing this feeling of emptiness? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3315 Sir, your explanation is a bit sketchy. I need a little on the bone here. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3316 You, sir, are a very difficult person to read. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3317 Well, yours is the rare resume that highlights 'Stick-to-itiveness.' 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3318 Sounds great, but I can see right through you. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3319 We haven't fully fleshed out the position of receptionist, so I suspect that you will fit right in 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3320 No, I don't know how to tell if you're male or female. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3321 How long have you been cleaning pipes? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3322 No, you are not exempt from coming to work naked... 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3323 I’m impressed with your stick-to-it-iveness 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3324 Not that kind of diversity. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3325 Do you wish to enroll in our medical plan? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3326 So tell me your qualifications for the toothpick salesman position... 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3327 You need to flesh out your resume. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3328 I know you feel naked without the triangle, but all the job openings these days are for non-binary bathroom sign models. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3329 My Ozempic has worked really well so far 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3330 You're H-I-R-E-D 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3331 So tell me, what's your shtick. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3332 Yes,that is correct—you are being let go for stealing the emperors clothes 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3333 You are a little light on substance. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3334 Can you flesh that out a bit more? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3335 I'm sorry, Mr. Stykman, but our facial recognition software just doesn't seem to recognize you. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3336 When you said ‘stick it to the man’, you really meant it! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3337 So, you say that you probably look familiar because you've had your portrait done thousands and thousands of times. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3338 I don't know what to tell you, i'm spread thin. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3339 I’ll explain it one more time - they just didn’t guess the word. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3340 What is your opinion on the Barbie movie? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3341 So,you thought you'd just stick it to the man? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3342 Well, we do respect and admire transparency in our company, but you are not quite qualified for this department.Sorry 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3343 Your profile is quite unusual 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3344 We have a fairly strong support system. We don't want you falling through the cracks 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3345 I could use some lunch. How about you? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3346 Was that underwear really his ? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3347 My best feature? Probably my stick-to-it-ive-ness. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3348 He'll perhaps rather dauntingly see you now. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3349 Your manager complained that you’re overly cerebral, but I say stick to what you’re good at. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3350 I saw your ad for a Board Chair with backbone. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3351 Yes, but what gives you joy? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3352 All your references say you have great stick-to-it-ivness. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3353 My kid told me you really existed. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3354 I've been known to work myself to the bone. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3355 You're not working out. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3356 Is that a Jewish name? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3357 I’m a little concerned about your recent weight loss. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3358 I have to be honest....your resume seems a little thin. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3359 I'm having trouble picturing you in this role. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3360 You have a sketchy resume. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3361 I just get the feeling you can see right through me, doc. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3362 Are you one of these AI-generated employees? 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
3363 I don’t if it’s the elections or just the coffee, doctor…but I feel wired all the time 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3364 'I see that you're responding to our ad that we are looking for someone who knows how to stick to an assignment. 1.1698 0.03664 106 88 18 0
3365 That’s Matcbstick Man with an “M”? 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3366 Have you thought about working in Signage? 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
3367 I'm sorry. Mr. Munroe already has a character who looks like you. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3368 It's just that lately I've been feeling so unfulfilled. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3369 First problem, no facial expressions and then of course there’s clothing 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3370 Are you any relation to Stickman in finance? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3371 Ralph, I think you have taken your stick-to-it attitude too far. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3372 I’ll need to see some ID. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3373 Tell me about the time when you had to cross the line. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3374 You may want to flesh out your CV." 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3375 It shows here that you're a "stickler" for details. That's good. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3376 If you are hired, you will also have access to our employee cafeteria. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3377 Sorry, but we can't get royalties for the use of your image in drawings by children 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3378 Your test results are in. You died two weeks ago. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3379 … though actually, we could always use a good coat hanger… 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3380 It looks like I'm going to have to fill you in on the details. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3381 Your resume looks a little thin. Can you elaborate on your past work experience? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3382 What are you here to see the doctor for today?” “I am just not feeling myself. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3383 My pronouns are (stick / lines) 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3384 We need someone to pose for various signs around the city. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3385 And it says here you've been modeling since the dawn of man? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3386 Actually we were looking for someone a little more detail-oriented. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3387 So, that's your story, and you are sticking to it?" 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3388 I see that you've put all of your self in your resume. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3389 Some of my best friends are persons of stick. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3390 If you stick around here long enough you can become a complete person 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3391 I don’t care who drew you, racist is racist. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3392 It's just that this job feels so contingent and ephemeral. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3393 How do you function in the mud 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3394 We'd love to hire you, but you need to flesh out your resume. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3395 Explain what you mean by "Literally Figurative? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3396 Your resume looks a little thin. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
3397 Your proposal looks good, but you seem a little sketchy... 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3398 Would you describe yourself as a people person? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3399 YOU A_E FI_ED! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3400 I'm sorry, but I just don't find you to be a believable character. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3401 Your character could use some depth 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3402 I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3403 I've tried everything but nothing seems to stick. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3404 Any other strengths besides pick up sticks and hang man? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3405 I can assure you that I am more than an empty suit. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3406 I am just a shell of myself 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
3407 Your resume needs more meat on the bone. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3408 Sorry. You must have slipped through a crack in the system. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3409 I see you're A. Show me your I. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3410 You said you'd give me a chance if I lost some weight 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3411 It's just as well this is a practice interview, because you're really quite hard to 'read' 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3412 Yes. You can work remotely full time. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3413 If we offer this job to you, will you be able to stick with it? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3414 Sorry but my CV is a little thin. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3415 I’m sorry to say the search committee found your CV a little thin. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3416 Tell me more about your shtick. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3417 Have you ever considered a job other than hangman? 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3418 Your resume is certainly crisp. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3419 Words says you and stones broke his bones 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3420 You're a difficult candidate to read. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3421 What would you do if you found yourself in the mud? 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3422 She'll be right with you; she had to sharpen her hands and feet. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3423 No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3424 Uh,Uh,Oh an Ozempic Overdose! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3425 'I'm sorry, but you've been replaced by Hang They/Them.' 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3426 Are you ready to bring your 100 percent? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3427 Why are you asking me where the men's room is? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3428 … somewhat old-fashioned, but clearly a saint. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3429 Before I can hire you, we're going to have to flesh out some of your personal information. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3430 I guarantee you will be three dimensional after our sessions! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3431 Yes, I do find it hard to show my emotions. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3432 I'm sorry, but you're too sketchy. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3433 I like your simplistic style. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3434 Think of me as a motivational figure for proper spelling and hanging people. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3435 To succeed in this job, you need to know how to drive a stick. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3436 I'm comfortable with line work... 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3437 Unfortunately, your resume is rather sketchy too. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3438 We were looking for job, not candidate, transparency 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3439 So, what makes you think you're yellow-sign worthy?" 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3440 You look so drawn, I can’t see you as a motivational speaker. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3441 Ozempic or Wegovy? Jerry Zaro Palm Beach, FL 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3442 Now, tell me a little more about yourself. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3443 Can you flesh out that answer a little more? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3444 I see you won’t be needing a lunch break 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3445 Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3446 What is your secret for keeping your weight down? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3447 From your resume, I can see you’re a man of substance. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3448 How would you see yourself in 5 years? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3449 It’s a decent résumé but nothing sticks out. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3450 Tell me why your last position wasn't fulfilling. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3451 Let's get deeper than just the outline, shall we ? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3452 Your resume is a little sparse; we'll have to flesh it out a bit. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3453 And it says here that you are interested in expanding your modeling career beyond road safety signs? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3454 I'm hiring you to stick it to them. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3455 Let’s face it. You’re not up to the job. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3456 For my part, I'm willing to move on from that day I found you hanging from a gallows that you so blithely refer to as 'innocent wordplay.' 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3457 Just "stick" with the facts 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3458 At some point you'll have to show your face to the boss. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3459 ...and what is your pronoun preference? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3460 Your resume looks good, but I think you need to flesh it out a little. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3461 We're sorry, but your lack of dimension is something we cannot overlook." 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3462 The weigh loss is working 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3463 Your resume is not exactly fleshed out... 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3464 In what sense does your medication make you feel 'wired'? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3465 He can't see you now. In fact, I can't see you either. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3466 My best attribute? Stick-to-itiveness 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3467 So where do you see yourself in 10 panels? 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3468 While you work here at Acme Sign Company has been exemplary, we are going to have to ask you to conform to our dress code while in the office. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3469 ‘Yes, I’m still fleshing out my career..’’ 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3470 Look Johnson, casual Friday does not mean clothing optional. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3471 Well, Mr Hangman, we in HR take these accusations very seriously. For our records, can you tell me the exact words your coworkers used in their threats to dismember you?” 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3472 My problem doctor is I was the secret word 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3473 I need to be transparent with you... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3474 Your resume is a little sketchy. I'd like you to flesh it out a bit... 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3475 Your resumé seems a trifle sparse. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3476 Look Stan this won’t qualify as “being present in the office 3 days a week”. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3477 Your outline-style resume seems authentic. But I wonder if you could flesh it out, for me? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3478 Tell me more about your reasons for leaving XKCD. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3479 Let's stick to the facts 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
3480 You've got a real fine frame, so honey all I need now's your name. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3481 So you’re looking to be a model in our pre-school program. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3482 I just feel like no one sees me for who I truly am. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3483 Your health spending account will no longer cover Ozempic. 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
3484 I’m flattered that you feel that way, but interoffice romance is where I draw the line. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3485 We apologize. Our composite drawing intern is new. You’re free to go. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3486 You spend so much time at those Weight Watchers meetings that I hardly see you anymore. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3487 I’m running on the Cognition Only platform. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3488 Come back when you have some meat on the bone. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3489 I see that you're looking for a flat rate. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3490 Oh Doctor, I feel so empty inside 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3491 In my last role I was in line management 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3492 Perhaps you could flesh out your experience for me a bit. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3493 You seem lighter since I last saw you. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3494 No, sir, you did not have the placebo in the Ozempic trial 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3495 I'm tired of people seeing me as one-dimensional. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3496 It's so hot, I feel sticky all the time 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3497 I’m not a warm body. I’m flexible and dynamic. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3498 Could you fill in your background for me please? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3499 I know I am different but I am well qualified and can do the job. But I do not want the Supreme Court breathing down my neck and excluding me from working with real humans. 1.1652 0.04610 115 102 7 6
3500 We're always looking for good people that are real sticklers for details. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3501 Tell me a little about your family tree. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3502 It doesn't matter what they called you in your last job Mr. Templar, no one here is going to call you that. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3503 This position is not as simple as you might think. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3504 And where do you see yourself 10 years from now? 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3505 Fortunately for you, it’s not a high profile position. 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
3506 When you say you can't be your full self in this company...? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3507 No, you actually don't need to draw a stick figure for me. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3508 I know this is an entry-level position, but I'm afraid your resume is still a little thin, 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3509 Why you, why now? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3510 Let’s reframe this in a more positive way: You’d be missing a limb or two if you had guessed the word, so maybe this is for the best. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3511 I can’t hear you. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3512 When did you lose your halo? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3513 Miss White, I’m afraid you’ve overdosed on your Ozempic. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3514 Do you have references? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3515 I had an exciting and fulfilling job, then Wordle came around… 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3516 I need you to bring your whole self to work. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3517 Where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3518 I'm sorry, but we just feel you lacked substance. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3519 I can see why you selected "prefer not to answer" on the ethnicity and gender questions. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3520 I'm the Thin Man from tv in the 1950's. Remember me? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3521 I feel like I lost the meaning of L_FE. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3522 You must be little Johnny’s father! He is great a blocks building and drawing. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3523 I'm a little sketchy on the details... 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3524 The empty shell of writers, thanks Generative AI! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3525 Frankly, I think your story is a bit sketchy. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3526 Salary? I'm looking at stick figures. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3527 Let me fill in the blanks for you. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3528 There is more to fill out than just paperwork 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3529 Soooo,I see our new diet plan is REALLY working for you! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3530 I guess I overdid it on the Wegovy. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3531 Your resume is indeed impressive. For the interview portion, be advised we are going to require you to flesh out your answers. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3532 You didn't embellish your resume and we found that refreshing. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3533 It would be a hollow victory if you were hired. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3534 The carrot doesn't seem to work around here, so we figured we'd try the stick. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3535 You clearly have the basic qualifications but I don't see much depth. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3536 Don’t start with me, I can see right through you. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3537 You say your finest quality is your stick-to-itiveness. Are there any others you'd like to mention? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3538 Please flesh out your resume. It’s rather sketchy on paper. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3539 I like your style, kid! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3540 Haven’t we met before? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3541 I know you don’t want to do nudity, but this walk/don’t walk jon pays good money 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3542 We need to talk. I feel like I’m really being spread thin working here. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3543 I do find your profile fascinating 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3544 You know it’s 2023 so it’s time to stop being completely transparent 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3545 The report was fine. It just needs a little fleshing out. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3546 Working here, I think you'll appreciate the transparency of our policies and practices 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3547 I am sorry but some weight-loss drugs do have side effects. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3548 No, I am not anorexic. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3549 ‘If you hire me, I promise to stick around.’ 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3550 My biggest weakness is going ballistic whenever I hear, "The clothes make the man". 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3551 It’s refreshing to see how open- minded you are! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3552 What do you say, we tell the untold story of a Stick Man? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3553 You seem like a great candidate but we need to flesh out your CV a bit more. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3554 We are hoping to flesh out your resume a little bit. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3555 I’m glad you’re willing to flesh things out. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3556 You might need to flesh out your experience a bit more. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3557 I'm sorry to let you go, but you know how AI is replacing No Collar workers. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3558 This isn’t exactly what our hiring team had in mind when we asked for a wireframe expert. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3559 I admire your stick-to-it nature” 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3560 I’m sorry, you just don’t have the right framework for this position… 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3561 On the contrary: We’d like you to stick around. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3562 Can you fill in our outline? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3563 30 years of cafeteria food, may I suggest some improvements? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3564 It seems your job performance has been drawn out recently. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3565 I JUST HAVE THIS EMPTY FEELING 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
3566 So do you have like a stick penis or something? What's the situation like down there? 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
3567 You don’t seem like your former self……. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3568 Sorry, but HR draws the line at using "it" as a pronoun. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3569 The team alleges you just take up space. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3570 I think the writing workshop could really help with your characterization issues. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3571 The good news is I will never have to take a bathroom break!! 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
3572 I'm much better with names than I am with faces. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3573 She said that I didn’t have any depth, and I’ve been thinking about it ever since. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3574 To be perfectly transparent, I gave everything I had to this job, and it sucked the life right out of me. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3575 Please flesh out the reasons why we should consider hiring you. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3576 Do you ever feel half drawn? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3577 HR feels you’ve crossed a line. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3578 I'm having a hard time hearing you without speech bubbles. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3579 You know about the dress code, right? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3580 Of course,I understand you want to be a vegetarian. But first we have to put some meat on them bones. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3581 So, what sets you apart from other applicants? 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3582 Well frankly Stickman, despite your head over heart intentions, the board feels you've crossed the line this time. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3583 I see you have tried to flesh out your resume with substantial education and experience. The bulk of it is impressive,but your personal statement lacks dimension. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3584 a blank canvass 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
3585 You should eat more pasta! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3586 I realize with my background, my chances of being hired are slim. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3587 Didn't I warn you about taking too much Ozempic? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3588 Your resume is a bit sketchy. Can you fill in a bit? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3589 Sadly, your sales figures are just too flat. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3590 I was looking for a more well-rounded imaginary friend. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3591 Don't you have anything to say for your performance? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3592 A warm personality would be useful for this job. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3593 I'm sorry, but you seem a little thin on experience. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
3594 I’m sorry, but we need more than “supporting family on road trips” to consider your application. 1.1633 0.04960 98 87 6 5
3595 Maybe we can start with an outline of who you are 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3596 I know transitioning from work-from-home is challanging, but you need to bring your whole self to the office 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3597 What do you want? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3598 I am sorry, all the positions in the Pictionary depart are taken!! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3599 Could you flesh out your qualifications for the position? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3600 Templar, Simon Templar. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3601 I need you to explain this DWI charge on your record. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3602 How much longer must I wait? I can’t stick around forever. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3603 I am very succinct. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3604 I'm sorry but your qualifications are simply too thin. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3605 How do you like this Augmented Reality avatar? It's called Stick Figure to resemble a cartoon from The New Yorker. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3606 So as far as the hours for the position, can I assume you won't be needing the full hour for lunch? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3607 Minimal baggage is a plus. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3608 Now, tell me about this new weight loss program you're promoting. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3609 Tell me some details about yourself. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3610 I’m sorry sir, there just aren’t a lot of opportunities for a hangman in the current job market. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3611 The diet worked,but I can't find a thing to wear. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3612 I think the issue is that you’re seeing things two-dimensionally 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3613 And how long were you a matchbook salesman? 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3614 Are you sure you’re PROFICIENT in Photoshop? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3615 We're going to need to flesh out your resume . 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3616 It’s been great working here, but please accept my resignation. I’ve been hanged. Or is it hung? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3617 Personally, I think depth is overrated 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3618 I can see you are sticking to the figures, but I am drawing a blank! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3619 I feel empty 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3620 You may fit into our lean organization management. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3621 Your bmi is a little lower than normal. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3622 Yes, of course … we’re all impressed by your … ummmm … sticktoittiveness 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3623 Stick-person,”I am unencumbered by pronouns.” 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3624 I'm so sorry. You're a day late. We filled the hangman job yesterday 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3625 So,what makes you think you’re too thin? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3626 I used all my flesh for my resume. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3627 You’ve outlined your qualifications, now I’d like to flesh out your resume. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3628 You sure stick to your figures. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3629 And how long have you fasted? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3630 Well I survived ‘Hangman’ for starters 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3631 That weight-loss drug has really been effective, doctor, but I feel like it's gone a little too far. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3632 I'm afraid I have to write you up for violating our dress code 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3633 You should expand upon your minimalist vision. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3634 I can see why your resume is a little sketchy 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3635 Actually, right now I’m feeling a bit unfulfilled. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3636 It says here that you like to Stick it to the Man 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3637 Listen, I’m not sure I can spin this. I think your fans are going to know you’ve had some work done. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3638 So, why do you want to be a hangman? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3639 Can I assume you don’t have TSA pre check? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3640 I notice you didn't fill out your application. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3641 We're searching for a skeleton crew to pilot this ship. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3642 Please, stick it to me. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3643 Can I work remotely? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3644 I am sorry but we're looking for someone with depth in the field 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3645 I'm here to work on my personal development. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3646 I would say my best quality is my sticktoitiveness. 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
3647 I was wondering if you could flesh out some of the details on your resume. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3648 Let's begin by fleshing out your background. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3649 Let's flesh out a few details, shall we. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3650 I don't think I have a distinctive character 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3651 I'm sorry, but the detective agency we represent will not hire you without your halo. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3652 Can you tell me why you think you’re qualified for our ‘Empty Suit’ job opening? 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3653 Would you object to five-minute lunch breaks? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3654 AND NOW YOU'RE STICKING ME WITH IT 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3655 You're gonna love our office parties. We love to play Hangman! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3656 We’re looking for well-rounded individuals for this role. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3657 We’ll put you in the IT group — fix their stuff and nobody will care if you a stick man. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3658 Thanks for the proposition, but I don’t date stick men. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3659 We need more information to flesh out your candidacy. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3660 It's not meant as an insult, Stick-to-it-iv-ness is a virtue 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3661 “An- w-en -ould yo-s-art -he po-ition, -r. H-ngm-n?” 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3662 You claim to stick to basics. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
3663 I'm what you'd call a prototypical employee 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3664 Recent sales declines have forced us to cut staff to less than a skeleton crew. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3665 La,La,La you can't see me 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3666 Rest assured, I will toe the line. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3667 We certainly admire your stick-to-it·ive·ness 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3668 And in high school, I was the captain of the pole vaulting team. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3669 We are looking for someone we can mold to our way of operating. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3670 It says here on your resume that you use only pronouns? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3671 We're looking for someone a bit more one-dimensional. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3672 Let's see if we can't flesh out your resume' a little. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3673 Your 'woody member' is making the staff uncomfortable. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3674 Did you actually ask about our stick leave policy? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3675 Tell me about your lineage. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3676 Do you need me to fill in the details for you? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3677 I understand that you have been working from home, but you have to wear pants in the office. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3678 Business casual does not encompass nakedness! 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3679 Sorry but you seem a little sketchy to me. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3680 I'm here to Stick It To The Man !! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3681 Yes, we are an equal opportunity employer; it's just that your resume is a bit, uh, you know... 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3682 I am sorry, but hiring you would make it harder for us to reach this month’s Diversity Quota. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3683 And you will stick with that project until it is finished! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3684 I understand. It's been a big adjustment to be on planet earth from your home planet 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3685 The customer service position here requires impatience, disinterest, and zero awareness or knowledge of inventory. I think you’ll really enjoy it here!. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3686 I’d advise you to take the plea deal, they’ll hang you if you go to trial. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3687 Not what I had in mind when I requested skeleton staffing 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3688 No pretending,I can see right through you! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3689 Thanks for stopping by, let me fill you in... 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3690 It runs in the family. We all look like this. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3691 …thanks for coming in to interview for the chef job but your resume seems a bit thin 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3692 We need to dial back your ozempic. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3693 I know, doctor, but I’m not getting dimension implants to look more attractive to men. I’m getting them to feel more confident in myself! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3694 I thought moving to a new city would give me the chance to redraw myself. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3695 You've listed 'Clippy' as one of your references, but we can't seem to locate him. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3696 We need to flesh out some details. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
3697 You said, I had suggested you to be lean and mean? 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3698 We could have used you back when we had diversity goals. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3699 My life just feels so linear right now. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
3700 Now, help me fill in the gaps in your resume. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
3701 I've not has many straight roles, but I have appeared in plenty of sketches. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3702 I'll need you to flesh out the details. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3703 You stated your gender pronouns are who/where/why... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3704 I have your resumé but can you fill me in between the lines? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3705 ...and you say that with your partner, Mr. Stones, our company can avoid competion? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3706 I'm sticking to the process, but I don't think I'm getting better. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3707 I’m hoping your resume will help put a little more meat on those bones. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3708 Your background looks kind of sketchy. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3709 So, how did you lose your halo? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3710 You have to start wearing clothes to work 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3711 I don’t know how to say this so I’m just going to say it: your work lacks depth, Milo. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3712 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for a candidate with a little more substance. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3713 One of my strengths is I can easily wear suits off the rack 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3714 I think we’ve come along way since you first started therapy. Now that we’ve broken it down to the bare essentials, let’s begin again. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3715 So you self-identify as a stick figure?" 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3716 Sure, I don't mind being on call. I can hang around until I'm needed. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3717 So, you think growing older makes you feel less visible? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3718 Your resume is somewhat sketchy. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3719 Well I certainly admire your stick-to-itiveness. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3720 You need to eat more. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3721 People seem to see right through my resume. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3722 To be honest, we're looking for someone with a halo." 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
3723 You're saying a group of children were trying to hang you as part of a game? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3724 To be honest your resume is a bit thin Mr. Jackson 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3725 I won the National Kindergarten Mona Lisa drawing competition.” 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3726 You know I won’t doodle at work. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3727 Since this position is for our weight loss business, you will need to put a little meat on those bones. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3728 My inner artist is on the shy side. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3729 Yes we know your father worked for us, but we at Crosswalk Sign Manufacturing Inc are stoutly opposed to nepotism 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3730 so you mean you feel flat, two dimensional and afraid IA technology might make you obsolete 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3731 Now that we've gone over your resume, tell me a little bit about yourself. Like, anything. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3732 I’m sorry, we’re looking for a heavy weight to fill the position. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3733 You say your greatest attribute is your 'stick-to-it-iveness'...." 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3734 I've got myself into a sticky situation. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3735 I thought your resume seemed a little thin, but now that I see you ... 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3736 We are here today to talk about the line you crossed. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3737 We usually only hire empty suits. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3738 I’m flexible and open to any position. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3739 We like your memoir "Hangman," but we feel the ending is a trifle grim." 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
3740 No shirt, no shoes, no dress code. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
3741 Do you play reggae or are you just a stick figure? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3742 So, you were making stick figures at your last job, why leave? 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
3743 I guess my biggest asset is that I stick to my guns! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3744 I think you're suffering from beingdrawnbyathreeyearolditis. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3745 I’m a barebones type of guy. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3746 I think you need to flesh things out a bit 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
3747 Well, Mr. Slim & Trim, I'm not sure what you can don. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3748 So you’re feeling a bit “incomplete”? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3749 Suppose I pencil you in for the same time next week? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3750 In full transparency sir, it’s a bit of a sticky situation. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3751 Your resume is thin too. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3752 You say you feel sketchy. How so? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3753 I barely made it out alive -- the kids just wouldn't stop guessing letters! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3754 When I said "We need to stick to the topic at hand", that wasn't a slight directed at you. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3755 Come on, doc, you're running out of guesses – a_x_ _ty 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3756 So, your colleagues tell me Nobody does it better. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3757 You could at least wear pants. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3758 Is that the truth? Are you aware I can see straight through you? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3759 This is good, we're back to basics. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3760 For your employee onboarding, we can skip the photo ID. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3761 I'm a lot more than what it looks like on paper. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3762 Tell me, what was the word that won you your freedom, Mr. Hangman? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3763 No, you don’t need to hang on Casual Fridays 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3764 Fair question, let me fill you in… 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3765 I don't think I'm living my full life 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3766 I’ll need you to fill in some details. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
3767 I realized you guys didn’t have a benchwarmer so… 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
3768 I'm a reflection of my work. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3769 Can you be my eyes? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3770 What are your qualifications to set up a bare-bones operation here? 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3771 I mean, how often does one get to meet their maker? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3772 I’m sorry, we can’t transfer you to another game. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3773 I’m sorry you’re unhappy with your child’s art instruction. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3774 We're looking for a heartless S.O.B. to lead the next round of layoffs. Think you've got it in you?? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3775 Well, Jim, your answers have led me to the conclusion that we are just a simulation inside some computer and that none of this is real... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3776 You have an “ass-tick”? That figures. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3777 I think you’ll be a great model 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3778 We have a position open for a line worker. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3779 Sorry for not recognizing you. I have prosopagnosia. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3780 I’m hoping that this new endeavor will bring dimension to my life 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3781 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for a more experienced graphic designer. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3782 What I think Diana meant by her sticker of your family getting attacked by the Galactic Empire on the rear window of her SUV was more of, you know, broad commentary on society and popular culture than it was a direct threat to you, personally, but I understand your perspective. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3783 The ad said you offered a sticks figure salary. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3784 You generated the most discussion of any candidate, but the final consensus is we at Jenny Craig feel you're too maximal in appearance to represent our brand. There's thin and then there's thin. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
3785 Sorry… (pant)… I was in a rush 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3786 Sorry, but we have to make further cutbacks. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3787 I am afraid you’ll have to check back when you are fully rendered. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3788 Can you please explain the gaps in your resume? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3789 On the bright side, you’ll never suffer from the impostor syndrome. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3790 No, you may not vest early. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3791 No problem. We have a lot of sketchy clients. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3792 It’s a good start, but your proposal needs some fleshing out. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3793 Hmmm... I said bare bones, didn't I? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3794 I pride myself in my transparency 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3795 Talking about your hangups might be better than role-playing. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3796 Let's try to flesh out your presentation. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3797 You are the first male I’ve counseled for penis envy 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3798 I see you're undefeated at Hangman. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3799 Sorry, we're looking for a well-rounded person. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3800 Do you have stick-to-it-of-nis? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3801 Mr. Sticks, I'm afraid that artificial intelligence will not help your blank stare situation 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3802 First, there's a form you have to fill out. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3803 You don't look like yourself today. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3804 Sorry, I'm physically here but mentally quit. Cecilia Cheng, Sydney, Australia 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3805 Indeed, we are glad that you’re such a stick-ler for minimalism. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3806 I'm sorry sir, though we find your credentials par excellence, our company is hard-line against non conformity. 1.1579 0.05939 76 69 2 5
3807 You’re leaving me hangin’ 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3808 I’m sorry but there’s no way to collect royalties from every child drawing of your likeness. Warning labels and traffic signals… hmm… we might have something there! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3809 My best quality? I guess it’s that I’ve been in a ton of sticky situations and always figure a way out. Yep. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3810 The way corporate people see people 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3811 And how do you think the cartoonist could manage deadlines better in the future? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3812 . "Gary, you seem to have a blank look on your face." 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3813 This is a really comfortable chair 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3814 And do you have any experience doing wire transfers? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3815 I swear I saw you on my commute this morning. Nice family. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3816 I understand the diagnosis, but in my defense I don’t have any organs 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3817 The company doesn’t have a casual Friday. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3818 We need to flesh out a few more details about you before we make an offer, Mr. Stick. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3819 I’m going to give you the straight skinny… 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3820 So, Brad, HR tells me you’ve been feeling worked to the stick lately. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3821 I can only imagine you’re a stick to it kind of, uh, guy is it? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3822 What feels like imposter’s syndrome isn’t always a syndrome. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3823 We're looking for someone to take a firm line with the staff. Somewhere along the line, if you can bring the department into line to reach our bottom line everything should fall into line, leaving you next in line..... 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3824 The grand jury didn’t indict you since your role wasn’t fleshed out. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3825 What makes you stand out from other candidates? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3826 But crash dummies are supposed to be in accidents... 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3827 Is anything troubling you other than anorexia? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3828 No… that is not your child. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3829 Your outline looks good. Now, can we talk about the details? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3830 Your remarks are really out of line. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3831 Looks like you have solid foundation 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3832 I just feel I can see right through you 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3833 I know, I know I should stick up for myself more 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3834 So, Mr. Templar, I almost didn't recognize you... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3835 Is this a Wright Chair? 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
3836 Your resume looks a bit thin. 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
3837 Your Wi-Fi seems to be slow..... I am still loading. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
3838 Get your cat off my desk. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3839 I don't see you being happy at a desk job. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3840 HR has received several complaints about your lack of clothes, and why they have to wear them. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3841 I can't pay you much, the divorce really cut me to the bone. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3842 Perhaps starting with an outline was not the best idea 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3843 You can't show up to work in your Zoom outfit anymore. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3844 What kind of modeling have you done? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3845 Listen Doc, I just want to become whole again 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3846 I have great sticktuitiveness. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3847 You don't seem to be a good fit to head up our anorexia treatment program. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3848 You will go far, son. You've got real stick-to-itiveness. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3849 you looking nothing like your facebook picture. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3850 So, why do you think this is a hostile workplace, you skinny bastard? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3851 Remind me again-- what are your pronouns? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3852 Great idea -- can you flesh it out? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3853 Now all we need to hire you is the missing letter in your name. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3854 We're looking for someone with depth. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3855 Doc, I’m just stuck.” “Well, you are a stick man. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3856 Clients say you're too one-dimensional. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3857 Your resume looks good but you need to have more substance. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3858 Well, I hate to see you leave. I thought sure you would stick it out! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3859 So you are saying that this job is not fulfilling? 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
3860 I'm sorry, but this modeling agency has advanced with the times and you represent an unrealistic standard. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3861 I see some gaps in your résumé, would you mind sketching in a few more details for me? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3862 I hear you say that you don't feel seen or heard. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3863 ‘’I think it’s time to go off the Ozempic.” 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3864 Let's delve deeper into your hangman phobia. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3865 I'm so sorry. We only hire people with heart. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
3866 What's your preferred pronoun 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3867 Would you flesh in the details please? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3868 Thank you for penciling me in. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3869 Well... your resume needs to be fleshed out quite a bit more. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3870 Just stick to the facts, please. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3871 Well Sybil, as you know, I am a bit of a raconteur. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3872 Why pay for Vision or Dental when you surely won’t use it? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3873 Problem? "No, there is nothing in my background. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3874 Do you have any experience riding on the back of a van? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3875 How’s your diet going? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3876 But what have you done since The Saint intro? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3877 I’m sorry but we don’t have any openings for linesmen 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3878 I’m a stickler regarding deadlines. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3879 Can you help me with the pronunciation of your name, Mr. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3880 Please don’t, I need this job, I promise I’ll wear something more appropriate tomorrow…” 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3881 Thank you Mr. Stickman for applying for this position, but your previous work history in warning signs are, for us, a warning sign. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3882 They've taken all I have 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3883 Unfortunately your profile is a bit thin for this position 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3884 It’s like I never felt complete 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3885 I get the sense you are experiencing an identity crisis. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3886 This shoulod have been an email. " 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3887 I want a job I can get my teeth into. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3888 I'm sorry, I left my face at home. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3889 So you are an AI applicant? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3890 Your resume seems sketchy. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3891 …and I'm willing to work through lunch. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3892 Yes we do make glue, Mr Stick, but, um, I’m not sure where to begin. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3893 Our party believes that you would be the perfect Vice Presidential candidate. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3894 When did you first notice your lack of appetite? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3895 I'm sorry, your background looks sketchy. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3896 So,do you think you will be able to stick with this job long term? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3897 Sorry, but we're looking for someone with more experience. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3898 Yes Ms. Wintour the model is here. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3899 I’m sorry, your work is rudimentary. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3900 So, how's the shadow work going? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3901 You’ll be hard to beat in tonight’s poker game. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3902 To say I’m worn to the bone is just the beginning of it , doc 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3903 We don't need a spell checker, stick with figures. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3904 Just give me the outline of your cv. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3905 Drew, I know you hate your job but I’ve got work to do. You can’t come here every day and just hang, man. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
3906 Yeah, you definitely don’t need the optional vision insurance. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3907 Modern day duels 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3908 I prefer a minimalistic approach 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3909 ladder 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3910 I see that the new diet is working quite well for you. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3911 Hangman sitting is a nice twist! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3912 Your resume says you are simple, strong, and transparent. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3913 I’m talking “Bare Bones” Living at this point 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3914 it doesn't matter how much weight you lost,all diets must be tested for safety... 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3915 You’ll have to stick it out! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3916 I’m going to take you off the Ozempic until you develop diabetes 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3917 I used to work as a hangman, but it was a letdown 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3918 Whats with the blank look? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3919 You’re thinking too one dimensionally 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3920 Let’s have you fill out your résumé first 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3921 I'm sorry, but the Figure Study class is ready to move on to models with muscle and skin. But we might have something for you with our Competitive Hangman Team. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3922 Now what was it that first attracted you to being a kindergarten teacher Mr. Fishbein? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3923 Let’s face it, Mr. Templar: Without the halo you just ain’t no Saint 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3924 So, you want to be a figure drawing class model? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3925 None of the forms you submitted were filled out. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3926 Your work history seems a little sketchy. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3927 You seem a bit withdrawn today. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3928 Thank you for your application but we are looking for someone with a little more depth. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3929 I keep waiting for you to show you belong, but the more I look the less I see. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3930 I see from your résumé you have a lot of experience with intermittent fasting. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3931 I'm a stickler for details. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3932 I’ve been feeling really two dimensional lately 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3933 My first impression is that you are very two dimensional. What can you bring to this job, to make me think otherwise? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3934 You're posture is great, but... 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3935 What are your strengths aside from walking in traffic? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3936 It's a good first draft,but we'd like you to flesh out the characters a bit more. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3937 Is this a stick up? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3938 Thanks for coming in, but for a job interview an appearance is not enough. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3939 Your resume is excellent and we don’t mind that you are not wearing clothes but we can’t accept the manspreading. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3940 Im sorry, I just feel like this position requires more substance. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3941 I think I deserve at least a bare bones description of the job. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3942 Your transparency is admirable, we can work with you to fill in some blanks in your resumé. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3943 I think we'll have to flesh out your résumé just a bit. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
3944 Your resumé’s a little light. No offense, but I think you need to put some meat on those bones. 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
3945 Any other credentials besides hangman, bathroom doors, and poorly animated comic figures? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3946 Without all three dimensions, your employment options are paper thin. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3947 Well, I'm best known for my work in the opening credits for that Roger Moore TV series. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3948 And what exactly was your position at Hangman? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3949 Seventeen years at XKCD, that's impressive. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3950 Mr. Stickman I'm sorry but your resume is very thin. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3951 I realize this is a sticky situation, but gender fluidity is important to this company. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3952 I am not the one who needs to be filed in. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3953 Actually, we are looking for a straw man. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3954 So how's the intermittent fasting going? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3955 I have extensive experience as an Art 101 model. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3956 I'm sorry, there's no U in this company. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3957 °!Mr. Beanston, going forward, you might want to start eating food." 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3958 We’re looking for someone who’s a bit more multidimensional. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3959 Most of our employees are faceless so you'll fit right in. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3960 My biggest weakness? Some people might say I'm a bit one dimensional. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3961 Do you like stick figures? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3962 So I see the outline of what you could contribute to our company, but would you stick around for the long term if we were to hire you? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3963 Well I have a great deal of experience working as an artist’s model 1.1538 0.05793 78 71 2 5
3964 Just fill out the form 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3965 I’m sorry, we’re not looking to hire anymore linemen 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3966 You look different, Simon..... 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
3967 I've been having some issues with my body image lately. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3968 I shouldn't have to outline it for you. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3969 well, the good news is you're no longer just skin and bones 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3970 I’m glad you could pencil me in on your calendar. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3971 We had neighbors named Stickman. Lovely people! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3972 Practicing her mean face with an imaginary student" 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3973 You do understand the type of hangman the prison intends to hire. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3974 I see you have no trouble being transparent. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3975 Actually we have a dress code 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3976 Your resume is fine, but we can't hire you until you fill out the form. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3977 I have nothing left to give this job 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3978 Transparency is one of your best qualities. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3979 Why should we hire you?” “As you can see, I’m willing to work my fingers to the bone. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3980 I can improve... 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3981 I can see you’ve had other interviews today 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
3982 We really need to flesh out your recent performance. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3983 OK, we've filed your request for a birth certificate with the updated gender identification. Now let me just go get the little triangle. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
3984 Have you had your Covid shots? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3985 This is my only off-day 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
3986 Looks like your resume's not the only thing missing substance 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3987 Were you prancing around in my office last night? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3988 Please, I’ve got to know your diet secrets. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3989 A good outline, but we need you to fill in the details. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3990 And is this “hangman” in the room with us right now? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3991 To know if you're right for the job, I'd need you to flesh out your profile more. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3992 Okay...let's see if we can flesh out this resume... 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3993 I can see right through you. You’re lying! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3994 We do need someone with spine. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
3995 You’re applying for the illustrator position, right? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3996 You're not pulling your weight here, which is REALLY saying something! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3997 Oh, hi Mr. Stick. How are you? I almost didn't see you sitting there. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3998 Doctor, I've been feeling poorly drawn lately. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3999 Well, we do a bare bones interview, so I'd say you're a contender. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4000 OK, Mr. Cellophane. Which past accomplishment are you most proud of? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4001 I'm sorry but your resume seems a little thin. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4002 Your resume is a little thin. Could you flesh it out a bit for me? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4003 By word processing skills, I didn't mean hangman 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4004 These AI interviews are really something. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4005 That is not a living wage. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4006 My toddler 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4007 I have to say, Mr. Stick, this is the worst case of identity theft that I have personally been involved in. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
4008 Weight? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4009 I think you need to stop the Keto diet. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4010 "A mere shadow of your former self", you say.....? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4011 Can you flesh out your background for me? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4012 I agree, that is sketchy. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4013 I don't know doc, I've already used all my vowels 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4014 Are you ready to flesh out your role? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4015 Fine, stick it to me! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4016 What do you think makes you suitable to model for beginners Life drawing class? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4017 Please. I really need this job. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4018 We have to ask, Where's the substance? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4019 Don't you think your resume is a little thin? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4020 Mr Bundy, we’re done with you now, you can go’ 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4021 No one will know you complained to HR; even I don't know you. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4022 So, what makes you think you have osteoporosis? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4023 I’m not asking WHY you’re screaming. I’m asking HOW. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4024 I tried to wipe the smirk off my face, but she saw right through me. . 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4025 Let’s see if we can flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4026 Should I sketch you in at 3 or 5? 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
4027 Sorry, but there haven’t been a lot of casting calls for people of your body type. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4028 Says here one of your strengths is attention to detail. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4029 My life is feeling a bit empty these days. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4030 That seems like a good idea. We just need to flesh it out. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4031 You will be testifying to the school board tomorrow about gender identity in your pre-K art class. Good luck with that. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4032 One of your co-workers has complained that you're "sticky." 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4033 Your resume is a bit thin Mr. Smith. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4034 Your basic skills seem fine. But can you fill out your experience for us a bit? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4035 As a board-certified employment consultant it is my solemn duty to give you only helpful and meaningful and blunt advice: signage. 1.1522 0.05111 92 83 4 5
4036 I'm going to stick it to you. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4037 We do have a temp position open for a spelling teacher. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4038 I can see through you 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4039 While I agree that you indeed are a… *checks notes* ‘skinny legend…’ I fail to understand how this was relevant in your parents divorce?” 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4040 What's going on? Fill me in. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4041 Is it possible that in the obsessive quest for minimalism, you completely lost yourself? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4042 Do you like to play "Hangman'? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4043 There are some details we would like to add to your application. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4044 At this point of the interview, I should probably let you know that I am smiling, confidently. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4045 In this company, we look for people who can blend in. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4046 Our medical practice exists to support our patients with both their digestive and image disorders. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4047 We're looking for someone more three-dimensional. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4048 Yes, you are a blank slate! 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4049 So, you say you are a simple man. Why is that? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4050 Is Quiet Quitting Real? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4051 Yes, but are you the type of analyst who will just stick to the figures? 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4052 What are your expectations about job fulfillment$ 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4053 So, your greatest achievement is escaping a noose? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4054 I think there may be a role for you Mr. Templar. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4055 Sorry no matter which agency I check, none are taking space aliens yet. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4056 Welcome to Human Resources, would you like to tell me about it in your own words? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4057 The job is yours ... once the botox wears off. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
4058 So, your father is Don Hertzfeldt ? 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
4059 The guy said, “Stick ‘em up.” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4060 Great news! You're H-I-R-E-D. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4061 Have we met before? You look so familiar. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4062 I see you are really getting down to basics 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4063 No fingerprints, no facial recognition, no DNA. We can use you in Human Resources. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4064 sorry for the wait, we are having an unusually busy day 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4065 It’s me, hi. I’m the problem it’s me. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4066 We now have very effective therapies for anorexia. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4067 I'm sorry to tell you this, but we still haven't yet been able to explain your weight loss 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4068 Well . . . we might be able to use you when our other employees leave their keys in their cars. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4069 You can consider modelling as a career but you may need to lose some weight 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4070 Your online profile is a little thin. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4071 There's not much left that is covered ny insurance 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4072 Who came first, animator or animation? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4073 I'm afraid your motives are quite transparent 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4074 And just how do you intend to prove that you are the original Stick Man? 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4075 We don't see eye to eye. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4076 Have you always been self-effacing? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4077 So, beyond your intelligence, share the other aspects of your skills set that are artificial. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
4078 We’re looking for someone who is more than just “good with children.” 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
4079 ``I told you to take the latest shot." 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4080 Is this hot girl psychiatry? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4081 As luck would have it Mr. Twig, you're exactly what we're looking for to market our new Hangman game. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4082 To be frank, this is less a résumé than an outline. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4083 And why do you want to join the skeleton crew? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4084 Well, that's just a rough sketch. I am very adaptable. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4085 Can you help me flesh out your resume? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4086 You should have got a copyright. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4087 Boss: Stick to the plan, literally! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4088 You know I can see through you and all of those lies in your resume. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4089 Your resume is sketchy. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4090 Listen, as your chief of HR, I'm just recommending you no longer solicit employees to "suck your stick" if you can help it. These things get out,and- No I would not like to 'get sticky' with you 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4091 I'm willing to do temp work filling for anyone you need. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4092 What are the reasons you feel undeserving of this windfall income from sign modeling? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4093 we have done what we can to minimize the issue 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4094 That’s it, I’m taking you off the Ozempic. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4095 I see you're no longer a Saint. 1.1505 0.05058 93 84 4 5
4096 For relevant experience, your resume looks a little thin. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4097 No brains, but you will work in the office? You are hired! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4098 You look familiar...haven't I seen you before in the Employee Handbook? You've lost weight! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4099 And how long are you planning to stay in the fourth dimension? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4100 So how long have you been on Ozempic? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4101 And what interests you about a position at Alphabet, Mr. _ _ n _ m _ n? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4102 I don't know what it is. I just feel empty inside. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4103 It’s an idea. But it needs to be fleshed out. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4104 I'm calling security. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4105 You seem perfect…we can easily squeeze you in 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4106 My area of expertise? Semiotics, of course. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4107 Would you plan to stick with us? I figure we could help you get in line. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4108 I'm just thin, not pixilated. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
4109 Really,I can be whoever you need me to be. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4110 I think the first grad kids will love you as their new teacher! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4111 Ok, you’ve given me a basic sketch of the issue. Now let’s see if we can flesh it out a bit. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4112 Two weeks notice? Boss, I’ll be dead in six hours. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4113 So tell me why you think you'd be a good addition to our hangman department. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4114 I'm on Ozempic 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4115 Your resume may say that you're a model citizen, but something about you still sticks in my craw. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4116 York work lacks body. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4117 I see you lost a lot of weight during our last downsizing 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4118 Also, your resume' is rather thin. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4119 We're looking for someone a little less transparent. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4120 I want to be seen as a full person. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4121 I realize my resumé is a bit thin. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4122 I’m not sure you’re fit for the role 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4123 Well, we wanted an Everyman! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4124 So, you’re complaint is that they hung you just for spelling correctly? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4125 Are you sure this weight loss treatment works? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4126 You resemble the body of the guy murdered last night at the corner bar. Care to fill us in? 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
4127 We’re willing to offer you a stick figure salary 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4128 You do understand we manufacure matches, yes? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4129 Is your name really Alpha India? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4130 Can you outline your accomplishments at your last employment? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4131 Why this is a bare outline of a proposal! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4132 And how does crossing the street make you feel? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4133 I am a therapist not a copyright lawyer. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4134 I hope this won't be a problem for you, but we don't allow our employees to have beards. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4135 Terrifying I thought I was done for at A _ E_ _ E with one guess left! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4136 To be candid,we found that your resume lacked some key details. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4137 I can get you some auditions if you’re open to losing the extra weight. 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
4138 Okay, I think we need to flesh out this resume. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4139 Tell me more about yourself 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4140 We've had some complaints that your attire is too reveling for our professional workplace environment. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
4141 It says here that you are allowing us to flesh out your position as you go. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4142 I'm taking you off the low carb diet. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4143 I'm afraid this job requires you to live in the third dimension. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4144 Your leadership is too much stick, not enough carrot. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4145 Even in the Art World, I stick to the basics. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4146 Stick to the diet,you look great! 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
4147 Can you describe when the feelings of hollowness first began? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4148 I appreciate your transparency, but this job is more than just X's and O's. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4149 Yes. Transparency is valued here at the firm. 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
4150 Did you say your first name was “Chad”? Or “Chat” , Mr. Geepeetee? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4151 I'm here for the diet commercial interview 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4152 We take Diversity & Inclusion seriously here. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
4153 We're offering a sticks figure income. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4154 Yes. Minimalism in excess has consequences. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4155 I warned you the no carbs diet was not for everyone . 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4156 We're going to need a bit more detail. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4157 Your problem is that you are so one dimensional. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4158 So how long would you say you usually stick around at a company? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4159 We appreciate your stick-to-it-tiveness. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4160 So, the 28 day Kale diet did not work but now you are on the keto diet? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4161 Frankly, we’re looking for someone with bolder ideas and broader experience. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4162 Hangman is ALWAYS a choice… 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4163 I've been told I have sticktoitiveness. 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
4164 Regardless, you still have to comply with the dress code around this office. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4165 And for what exactly do you want to sue the Weight Watchers Company? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4166 I'll be here as long as you want to stick it out! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4167 Cartoon Editor? Can you flesh out your resume a bit? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4168 We’re sorry to see you go. Everyone wishes you could stick around here. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4169 So let’s flesh out this resume a little bit shall we? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4170 So. Ozempic worked for you. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4171 We need employees who can stick to it. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4172 You're a bit thin on experience. Can you beef up your resume? 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4173 Where do you want to be in 10 years? 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4174 Let’s stick to … errr discuss the big picture. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4175 You’re more than a doodle. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4176 I know you were very excited about the position but you have to understand that you’re actually the antithesis of what the Hangman people are looking for. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4177 You look a lot like someone I knew when I was a kid. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4178 Human Resources doesn't appreciate your gallows humor. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4179 Tell me why you retired from the auto test-crashing business Mr. Clangor. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4180 You need to fill in the blanks. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4181 Unfortunately, we’re going to have to let you go. You’re out of your depth. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4182 Your resume's a bit thin - can I ask you to expand on some areas? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4183 Tell me again, how did you escape the hangman? 1.1481 0.05586 81 74 2 5
4184 They can't pin a thing on me. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4185 Your resume needs fleshing out. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4186 You'll have to wear clothes if you want to work here. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4187 The job is -- can you design a gender neutral bathroom for our office or not? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4188 I've scoured your resume, but I just don't see a lot of substance here. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4189 Tell me more about this need to back into the closet. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4190 I’d have to say that it’s my stick-to-it-ive-ness. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4191 Have seen you only in print, and to see you now in person... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4192 The job description is very loosely drawn. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4193 We'd really like you to flesh out your resumé. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4194 Looks like you'll stick around but what are your skills? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4195 Tell me, what distinguishes you from other candidates?" 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4196 After reviewing your resume, frankly there is no meat here. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4197 Mr. Whitman, I think I can pencil-you in for next Thursday at 5:30pm. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4198 I think you’re qualified to fill the cracks in our management team. When can you start? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4199 We’ve had complaints about your sketchy behavior 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4200 So your resume says, "Adult Male Family Van Sticker" 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4201 I see on your resume you describe yourself as "animated". What about this position excites you? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4202 It appears your ex wife is requesting the entire minivan rear window in the settlement. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4203 So you and you‘re shadow is a match? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4204 Can you tell me a little about your past position as a hangman? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4205 Am I correct? You no longer wish to identify as ‘stick’. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4206 As I explained before, its a sticky situation. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4207 Wow! You've lost weight since our last meeting. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4208 You're right. Hiring you for the traveling salesman position would save us a lot of money on the daily meal allowance. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4209 I'm worried that AI will put me out of work 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4210 Are you sure you're not wired? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4211 I figure you best stick in line, or you’re out of here! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4212 Yeah - in my previous job my life depended on others guessing a random word, so I think I can handle the stresses of the mail room. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4213 And, where would you draw the line on that approach to your issue? 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4214 When I look at you, I see a man who is young and hungry. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4215 And your five-year career plan…? A hologram? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4216 Look, I get it. You wanted more time. I wanted more vowels. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4217 I know, but Gary said to stay in line. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4218 I'm interested in a position with room for growth. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4219 Your shtick is beginning to wear thin" 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4220 I really want to be a body builder...but I am having trouble sticking with it. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4221 So, you last worked in the tobacco industry? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4222 We need to talk about your Semaglutide. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4223 We're sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more... well, character. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4224 I don’t know. Sometimes it feels like I’m not enough 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4225 Despite her colleague's criticism, Angela decided to go to the second phase of the interview, as she figured this candidate would stick around. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4226 It's so refreshing to come across a resume with no extra padding! 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
4227 If the office is too cold, just rub your legs together! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4228 OKAY, WALK ME THROUGH YOUR QUALIFICATIONS TO BE IN OUR STICK FIGURE CARTOON. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4229 I apologize for the misunderstanding, but I’m sure I told Siri I was expecting to see a six figure bonus this year. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4230 I don’t think you can fill the position. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
4231 So I guess that we can safely say that there are no skeletons hiding in your closet 1.1474 0.04956 95 86 4 5
4232 You need to stop smoking now Rick, every bone in your body is a fire hazard!" 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4233 I'd say stick to your regiment but I figure that's inappropriate. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4234 So I see you come from a long line of technical illustrators… 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4235 There are some gaps in your résumé that need filling. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4236 I can’t feel the feeling 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4237 Your resume is brilliant but we are looking for someone with more experience. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4238 I called you in, Stanley, because there is a question circulating in the office that has begun to seriously disturb the staff. Do you ever wear clothes? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4239 We appreciate you applying, but your resume is lacking in depth and this interview has not helped us to flesh out your skills. Frankly you aren’t well-rounded enough for this position. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4240 Sticks and stones may break my bones? Is that a threat, James? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4241 You say someone stole your identity/ 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4242 We haven’t been able to flesh out any data on you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4243 Have you held any roles other than stick man? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4244 I have to say, your resume looks a little thin. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4245 Mr. Templar, I see that your resume is a bit thin, as well. 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4246 So…your only gaming experience is hangman? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4247 Work has drained me of everything. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4248 You’ve survived Hangman so we can stick you almost any place. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4249 Which bathroom do you want to use? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4250 When you meet me for a raise, I'm afraid you need to come up with figures that stick. 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
4251 It looks like you’ve lost some weight since our last visit. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4252 Now that you've wiped that look off of your face, we can proceed. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4253 And not only does your resume need a little fleshing out..... 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4254 You’re résumé seems a bit thin. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4255 What do you mean, 'sticky/'? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4256 My girlfriend says I'm a bit of an enigma." 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4257 I'm sorry but your CV is going to need a little more meat on the bone. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4258 Until your pronouns are approved, you're welcome to stick around. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4259 I agree,it would be an exaggeration to call you one dimensional. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4260 Don't take it personally...'Hangman' is just a game. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4261 All I can tell you is if you want more recognition, you need to increase your volume in meetings 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4262 Your new. Let me fill you in. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4263 And how would you say your time at XKCD prepared you for this opportunity with the New Yorker? 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
4264 I read here that you are scared to death by erasers...can you make this statement clear? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4265 And WHY do you think you'll fit into our company...? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4266 'If you're interested in Law Enforcement, I do see an opening for a murder scene model!' 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4267 The least you could have done was to put on your face for our meeting! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4268 So you're promising that what ever job I 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4269 I can pencil you in between 3:00 and 3:30? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4270 No, you're actually underdrawn. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4271 I’m sorry but we were hoping for someone who is more well-rounded and has some teeth. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4272 How long have you been following this diet? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4273 I know your name, but I just can't place your face. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4274 You'll need to beef up your resume 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4275 Well, we alr 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4276 Last job , making bumper stickers? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4277 I see that most of your TV experience has been in pharmaceutical commercials" 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4278 So, why do you want to work as a preschool life drawing model? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4279 Your job references seem a bit SKETCHY. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4280 Where do you see yourself in three years? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4281 So...I understand you'd like to stick it to the man? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4282 I think you could help in our shrinkage management. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4283 Has anyone ever told you that your avatar looks just like you?" 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4284 Technically I’m better than a remote worker. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4285 Yes but can you hang in there? Can you stick with it? Sorry, you must get that all the time. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4286 Here at HR, we know an attractive candidate when we see one. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4287 I’ll assume lifting the equivalent of your body weight won’t be an issue for this role? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4288 Aside from being a stick figure, what other qualifications do you have? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4289 Somewone stole your skin! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4290 Let’s just say that the details are a bit sketchy. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4291 So, you’re telling me that what I see is what I get? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4292 Stick Around and Find Out. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4293 Perfect! You won’t take long lunches, or spend any time in the bathroom! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4294 Frankly, my biggest complaint about your performance is that you don't really show up for anything! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4295 Halt Control Delete 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4296 I'm not mad I'm disappointed 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4297 What would you bring to the body building position? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4298 So you’ve been tracing the evolution of AI? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4299 Do you think you are sufficiently consistent for this job and at the right position? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4300 I'm sorry but the owner is only accepting six-figure offers. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4301 I gotta stop macrodosing before work. 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
4302 Given your job history, how can we trust that you'll stick around? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4303 Perhaps we could start by fleshing out your resume. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4304 So, you want an entire line of action figures now? 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4305 I’’m concerned about your sketchy resume. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4306 Sorry,Mr. Dunn,but your background seems a little sketchy. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4307 Could you give me some more detail? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4308 Your'e hired! As model for our hangman line of clothing, you will.... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4309 Despite all my rage I still just feel like a stick on a page. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4310 I see you have very little to offer. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4311 Could you please flesh out that idea a bit further? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4312 …thankfully their vocabulary was limited, otherwise I wouldn’t be here today. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4313 I'm having a problem with depre_ _ion. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4314 We feel your proposal is a little too dimensional for us. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4315 You said the word was 'cat'? How then did you become whole AND escape being hanged? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4316 Your background on your resume is a bit sketchy. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4317 I'd say you have a wholistic view of the situation. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4318 Your resume is thin; it needs a skosh more meat on it. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4319 Your resume looks good, but we need to flesh out a few details. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4320 Frankly Mr. Blank, we think your skill set would fit better at the Reader’s Digest magazine. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4321 But can you stick to it when the boss shows up with an urgent project at 4:59? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4322 Thank you for coming to NBC. Now tell me , what makes you think that you would be perfect for sketch comedy? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4323 I'm sorry you're a bit thin on experience, but stick with it" 1.1447 0.05526 76 69 3 4
4324 What’s your pronoun? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4325 A lady on a plane said you were not real?" 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4326 I'd say, that if you're looking for an 'everyone' sort of employee, I fit the bill. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4327 I don’t believe you would be a “fit” for our organization. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4328 I don’t know what’s going on, tell the doctor I feel stickly! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4329 How do you see yourself fitting in here? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4330 I was hoping that perhaps in this interview you could flesh out your resume a bit. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4331 I like the book, but your character needs to be fleshed out. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4332 So, you say you've been feeling more hollow lately. Tell me about that. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4333 I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a stick figure, which is what I am, let’s face it! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4334 I've been feeling so empty lately. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4335 Your essay needs to be a bit meatier. Try to flesh it out a bit. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4336 Jerry, since the divorce you seem to have lost yourself... 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4337 You want more Ozempic? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4338 So, life in a Keith Haring painting bored you. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4339 I’m up to date on everything, just like today’s furniture trend 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4340 I'd like to know what drew you to this position? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4341 Your resume is impressive, but, right now, all I'm seeing are your short-comings. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4342 Your son has been doodling himself in class. 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
4343 You’re turning down the job offer because our staff seems one-dimensional? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4344 Yes, that may have been my family in front of you in the minivan on the way here. I get that a lot. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4345 I wish I had a figure like yours. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4346 Let's try to get you fleshed out. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4347 Your job performance lately has been, well, a little lifeless. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4348 The job is yours, but you will have to fill out a form. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4349 She penciled him in for his next appointment. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4350 I am sorry, but we are looking for a well rounded individual. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4351 Mr. Conklin, would you describe yourself as a well-rounded individual? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4352 Honestly, sir, this will be the easiest background check I have ever conducted. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4353 We love your work, but your face recognition is zero. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4354 No matter what I try I cannot put on weight 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4355 Look, there's a long waiting list for the traffic signal position, for now the only job that I have is at the pub, so get used to working next to your ex-wife. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4356 We do have a position open. Have you ever done door work? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4357 In big lines you are zero... Neeeext! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4358 Your blank stare is unsettling. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4359 Your co-workers are complaining about your incessant bragging about your minimalist lifestyle.” 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4360 I’m being completely transparent here… 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4361 So you have a stick-to-it mentality? 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4362 I’m afraid that’s not a disability 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4363 I have some bad news ... it seems your X-rays show some irregularities. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4364 I'm afraid your face no longer fits" Leila G, Ontario, Canad 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4365 Frankly, you've been half-assing it. 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
4366 Mr Delmonico since your last evaluation you seem to be quiet quitting. 1.1443 0.04858 97 88 4 5
4367 We're looking for an applicant that's more fleshed out. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4368 Mr. Fogerty will see you now, but watch out for his dog. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4369 Your presence and absence leaves a void. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4370 You will be answering phones. Will that be a problem? 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4371 You’re doing great. Just stick with it. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4372 I’m telling you, Freud would have been terrified of me” 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4373 Unfortunately we’ve received numerous complaints about your work attire 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4374 You say that in your last job you worked your fingers to the bone. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4375 Give me three words to describe yourself. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4376 So aside from your artistic abilities . . . 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4377 You always have the thinnest of excuses, but you always stick with it. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4378 Mr. Hangman, could you elaborate on your criminal history prior to this job? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4379 Corporate believes that your stereotypical qualities make you a perfect fit for this position. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4380 I'm prescribing a high-carb diet. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4381 Tell me about a time you've been in a sticky situation. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4382 We decided to hire someone with a deeper perspective. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4383 Tell me why you're feeling like you're losing yourself... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4384 Why of course, please forgive me — Stickperson. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4385 The Board of Directors is looking specifically for a strawman. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4386 I see by your resume that you were in “The Forever Now” exhibit at MOMA in 2015 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4387 Of course. It was just diet and exercise. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4388 I can see you’re artificial— but are you intelligent? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4389 Did I mention I do windows? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4390 We expect full transparency here at this company 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4391 What makes you think you can be the next Pat Sajak? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4392 What do you mean I'm stick thin? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4393 We prefer our hangmen have advanced degrees. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4394 I was hoping that you could flesh out your resume. 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
4395 Our revival of 'My Fair Lady' does seek non-traditional casting for the female lead, but the ball gown would just hang on you and audiences won't think there's much 'there' there when the male lead sings 'I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face.' 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4396 Where do you see yourself in 5...oops, sorry! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4397 Your resume is excellent but you are manspreading and you have no clothes on. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4398 I assume the dress code does not apply if I accept the job 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
4399 So, you DO understand, Mr. Figure, that your wife is entitled to half the paper. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4400 The work here can be really fulfilling. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4401 Last time we met you said you were going on a very strong and fast diet. Are you still on it? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4402 Can you tell me anything else that might flesh out your profile? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4403 I am afraid your resume is a little thin. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4404 It's been a rough week, Doc. I got fired from my walk sign gig yesterday, my wife looks right through me, and these neighborhood punks keep threatening to make me play hangman! 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4405 You're too simple, Mr. Smith. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4406 The psychiatrist sat patiently, waiting for the man to speak. She thought, “that is the flattest affect I have ever seen!” Stephanie 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4407 I figure you'll stick around for 6 months. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4408 Sure, I can stick it to the competition! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4409 You look great on paper,but we want someone with a bigger profile. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4410 I see that you understand our program of gender neutrality and bare-bones benefits 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4411 After thorough investigation, we have concluded that, in this context, ‘stick in the mud’ was not a slur. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4412 I must say that I'm a big fan of your work. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4413 My problem? I can’t wear clothes 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4414 Do you have Art experience? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4415 So that's a stick figure, um, excuse me, six-figure, offer. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4416 No. I don't have a dog, why do you ask? 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4417 Why are speaking so softly? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4418 I think you're a bit thin on experience. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4419 Why are deadlines a problem? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4420 What qualifies you to be an Olympic pictogram? 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4421 Cat still has your tongue? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4422 You have to work on your resumé. It is mostly blank. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4423 I feel the boss will see right through you 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4424 I've noticed you've been doodling in the margins... 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4425 It's called the corporate diet. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4426 I really think it's time that you give up your dream of one day being a Playboy bunny 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4427 I think you may need to add more weight to your qualifications before we can consider you. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
4428 Our foundation's artistic endeavors are a bit beyond what you have to offer. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4429 How do your goals align with the company? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4430 I’m sorry. We’re looking for a candidate with a bit more meat on their résumé. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4431 So, you say that you don’’t feel fulfilled? 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4432 If you want to stick around Mr. Jones will see you shortly. No pun intended. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4433 This could be a fit. We are looking for someone with the personality of a cigar-store indian. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4434 Can you please fill us in on some of the missing detail in your resume? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4435 I think we need to flesh out how you are seen by other employees. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4436 Our job application is pretty simple: just fill-in-the-blank. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4437 You know we have a dress code in this office? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4438 There's a lot more to me than what you might see on the page. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4439 I’m sorry but we’re looking for someone who won’t slip through the cracks. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4440 „Hang in there, we will call your name soon.“ 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4441 I’ve been feeling rather insignificant to the company lately 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4442 I’m glad you came to HR before you crossed that line. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4443 I'll make this as clear as I can: You are F-I-R-E-D. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4444 The skeleton of here 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4445 Tell me what you’ve done to round out your life experience. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4446 You should come back and apply to the job again once the cartoonist gets a bit more experience. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4447 Well sir, we’ve been able to trace your lineage all the way back to the Stone Age! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4448 it's more complex than that 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4449 We really need a more complete resume 1.1416 0.04144 113 101 8 4
4450 So sorry for the misunderstanding, “trans” doesn’t mean transparent. 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
4451 The ad said applicants needed to be in the ‘six’ figure range. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4452 I think it's finally time to discuss anorexia. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4453 You've taken Casual Fridays too far... Way too far... 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
4454 Frankly, we here at the Democratic National Committee do not understand you, the typical Trump Supporter, at all! 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
4455 Well I have to admit, you're a tad more interesting than the average stick figure we get in here. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4456 So glad to see my prescibed diet worked. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4457 Just give me your bare bones proposal. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4458 I feel I am being harassed for my wardrobe choices. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4459 So sorry, but we are looking for a computer to fill the position 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4460 I understand that part. But what about your head? 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4461 I’d have to say it’s my sticktoitiveness… 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4462 Your resume looks good. Perhaps you can put a little more meat on the bones. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4463 I hear that you're killing it in Customer Service. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4464 while you may seem very superficial to some, you do have a “ stick to it” attitude! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4465 I'm drawing a blank, ma'am. Go figure. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4466 And why should Ozempic® choose you for its spokesperson? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4467 I'm sorry. You need to be a bit more fleshed out. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4468 There is no substance to your interviewing. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4469 Do you prefer Stickman or Stickperson? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4470 It was unanimous! As a legitimate faceless, your name should be on the corporate placard any day, now. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4471 It's just that your resume is a bit two-dimensional compared with the other candidates'. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4472 You failed the interview for I can “see right thru you!” 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4473 So, you want to read for the sequel to "Cats", "The Hollowmen"? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4474 Your résumé states that your drawing talent is comparable to Esher. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4475 Your starting salary will be in the stick-figures. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4476 Well this one won 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4477 You’ll man up 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4478 Your initial ideas are great but we really need something a little more fleshed out. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4479 I have your resume right here but I’m having trouble putting a face to the name. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4480 You will be working with Mr. Bones. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4481 Yes, that's all very well, but you are no saint... 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4482 So you just recently moved here from the sticks? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4483 Doc I don't know what's wrong with me I'm just a skeleton of myself 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4484 Well, I’m really, really good at Hangman. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4485 It looks like the diet has been a success. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4486 I have the results of your personality test. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4487 I'm known for my stick-to-it-iveness." 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4488 Let's see, the pedestrian crossing positions are full. Oh, heres one for a hanged man! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4489 I'm not very good with AI, but I'll give it a go. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4490 if we were looking for a stick figure to fill the opening you'd be it. Alas we're not. Sorry!! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4491 What makes you suited for this line of work? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4492 To be honest, times are hard. Hangman is not PC. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4493 Let’s start with your eating issues. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4494 Everything you say makes sense in the abstract, but you need to flesh out the details. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4495 Ah, no, no. Re-make of The Thin Man not happening 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4496 My work qualifications? You could say I'm a 'stick-to-it' kind of guy' 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4497 You just might have a claim to the game "Hangman," but I'm not sure who to sue. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4498 My main strength is my stick "to-itiveness". 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4499 What do you think it is about you that makes people think you come across as just two-dimensional? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4500 So, let's start from the beginning. Tell me why you think you're just a face in the crowd. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4501 I'm sorry your transition surgery was not successful. But that's an issue you need to take up with our health plan. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4502 Is that a blank stare or are you just being sarcastic ? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4503 You want my bottom line? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4504 Let me pencil you in for Thursday. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4505 At my old job, I was put in a variety of positions and situations, sometimes on a daily basis. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4506 We need someone that will stick to the job" 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4507 I'm sorry. We're looking for a person of substance. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4508 I can assure you there’s no letter guesswork associated with this position. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4509 As far as a job description, we believe the right candidate will flesh that out. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4510 Your test results show that you have a sound infrastructure. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4511 So maybe the Ozempic is working too well... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4512 A brief outline is not what we're looking for. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4513 I don’t feel recognized by this corporate culture. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4514 Congratulations! You are perfect for our Straw-Man Poll Team. When can you start? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4515 How would your experience as a Marshmallow Roaster help you in this position? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4516 Our trainers can help with bodybuilding, but I don't think it's what you have in mind. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4517 Would you mind filling in some gaps on your c.v. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4518 And I don't take bathroom or lunch breaks 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4519 I used to work in the alphabet. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4520 Sounds sketchy to me. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4521 I’m sorry, but I’m having trouble reading your facial expressions. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4522 Let's see if you're still triggered. Is there a 'K'? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4523 Perhaps you are taking this quest for authenticity too far. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4524 Why do you think everyone ignores you? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4525 Let’s brainstorm and put a straw man together 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4526 I think you have what it takes to be the face of our new campaign. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4527 Do I look like I am happy? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4528 We loved your application, but I'd like to see if you can flesh it out a bit more. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4529 I'll say one thing, you certainly stick up for yourself. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4530 You seem familiar. Are you the model for the "Walk" signs? 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4531 You have a sticky problem. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4532 Look, it's not that I refuse to emote... 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4533 Excuse me,but why is your resume so sticky? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4534 I stayed on those shots too long, I guess. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
4535 Shall I address you as , Hang...them? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4536 So your pronouns are stickthey and stickthem? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4537 Your resume isn't the only thing that needs to be fleshed out. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4538 No, I am NOT a stink figure. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4539 Your information seems a little sketchy. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4540 Of course we'd need you to flesh out your skillset a bit. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4541 To get to the heart of the matter,to make you competitive in this environment you first need to put some meat on your bones then see a fashion consultant and a makeup artist. 1.1395 0.05007 86 78 4 4
4542 Can we flesh out your resume a little? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4543 Unfortunately,we are looking for someone with a more well-rounded background. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4544 Stick to the basics. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4545 We just want to flesh out your resume. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4546 I'm failing to see the real you. Could you put flesh on some of your qualifications? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4547 I'm sorry you misunderstood, but it's 'sick' days, 5 sick days.... 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4548 How able are you to stick to a task? 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4549 Are there any more details you could provide? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4550 I'm sorry, but the modeling industry is looking for more realistic body types these days. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4551 You're exactly the type of person we had envisioned when designing the role! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4552 Reading between the lines, your resume is a little sketchy. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4553 Where do you see yourself in three dimensions? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4554 You’re being tasked with the most important job of all—inspiring the children. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4555 I see you’re a “bare bones” kind of guy. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4556 For this position,we need a marketing heavyweight. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4557 I need to flesh out my resume. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4558 Your resume indicates a history that is unfortunately one dimensional. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4559 Nice resume, but you seem a tad sketchy. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4560 In our office we strive for transparency at all times. Understood? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4561 I'd like to report a hostile working environment. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4562 Doc, you've got to help me with my Anorexia. 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
4563 From your resume' I can see that you have no ethics, and from your appearance, you are non-sxual. I think you'll be perfect as our new CFO! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4564 I'm sorry Rod, but we are looking for someone with a bit more substance for our staff. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4565 I think you need to flesh out your resume’ 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4566 I know I said you had a problem with adding too many details, but this is ridiculous. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4567 I’m feeling invisible Principle Pinch 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4568 You’re worried about your weight? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4569 Your problem is that I can see right through you. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4570 I'm sorry, but the position of Hang Man model is already filled. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4571 Well you seem to have the basics but what else could you bring to the job ? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4572 We're looking for someone who can streamline our opertion. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4573 I'm sorry, but we were looking for a more robust person 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4574 And how is your previous experience at "Stick Death dot Com" relevant to this role 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4575 Thank's for applying, but to be honest, you look a little sketchy to me. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4576 We can offer you a stick figure salary to start. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4577 John, we’ve already talked about the unhealthy repercussions regarding sending stick pics late at night 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4578 The situation is sticky; figure you are up to it 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4579 I appreciate the salary bump, but you must’ve misheard me: I want to make STICKS figures. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4580 How effective is your new diet plan? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4581 Your ideas are okay but your presentation is too artificial. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4582 Well, whoever calls you "sketchy" just hasn't gotten to know you. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4583 You think you're clever but I can see right through you. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4584 I’m so glad you won’t bring any identity politics to the job! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4585 Your resume seems to be a bit thin. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4586 I guess you would qualify for a job as a scare crow 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4587 I realize that what I'm asking is a sticky question. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4588 Sorry, but we do have a dress code. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4589 'Hire me as your company's spokesperson and you won't have to worry about offending anyone because of race, gender, religion, bad breath, body odor, or anything else.' 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4590 Your work running through the corner of books is enjoyable, but we're looking for more depth here to get into the pages of The New Yorker. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4591 What else qualifies you to run our lean operations program? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4592 I 'm sure you are in line for the job. So stick around. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4593 We’ve decided to start over. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4594 We need to talk about your drawing. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4595 Well,I see that you are trying to be everything to everyone,but what exactly will you for us if we hire you? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4596 I need you to tell me a little more about yourself... 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4597 You should fit in fine around here. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4598 You’ve taken my weight loss advice to a new dimension 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4599 YOUR 'ANOREXIA' MAY PRESENT A 'PROBLEM 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4600 And exactly how do you know Simon Templar? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4601 Please help us fill in some details on your resume. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4602 While we appreciate your years of service. We have decided to replace your position as our training video model with an A.I. generated avatar. 1.1379 0.04952 87 79 4 4
4603 It all began when I started connecting the dots. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4604 Like a chameleon, I will match my personality to fit your unique company culture. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4605 Okay, I've got Zillow up on my screen -- but when you say you just want to live out in the sticks, what do you have in mind? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4606 What, you haven’t seen an AI in person? 1.1379 0.04952 87 79 4 4
4607 It has come to our attention that your novel was written by ChatGPT. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4608 So you didn’t get my memo about the typo in your new diet? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4609 What can you tell me to flesh out your resume? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4610 Lets review your resume...since it seems to be a bit incomplete!!! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4611 Okay, okay. Let’s not draw any conclusions and just stick to the facts. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4612 I’m afraid you might be too thin-skinned. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4613 Don’t let your pipe cleaning career define you. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4614 Let’s not draw this out, you’re finished. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4615 I asked you to come in to see if we couldn’t put some flesh on your recent complaints. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4616 We don't get many requests for sign models. But I admire your commitment to your craft. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4617 We value stick-to-itiveness. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4618 How long did you stick with your last job? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4619 Randall, was it? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4620 They nicknamed me Coat Rack, which is highly offensive. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4621 I would never lie on my resume. I am indeed very detail-oriented. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4622 I’m not sure I understand. You want to file a defamation lawsuit against the artists or the stick figures? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4623 Your resume was very two-dimensional. Let’s explore what really makes you ‘You’. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4624 So you want our company to try and find your halo, Mr. Templar? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4625 … And now we’ve reached the sticking point … 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4626 My boss said come back when you have flesh. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4627 What gender pronoun do you use? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4628 We have a warehouse full of stick chairs. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4629 Tell me about your strengths and weaknesses... 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
4630 I'm afraid most of our offices do not have ceilings high enough for your speech bubbles. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4631 We’re not going to have gender issues with you, are we? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4632 I'm sorry, but your request for a clothing-optional workplace has been denied. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4633 Look, at this point everyone’s profile is a little thin. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4634 Slim to no experience? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4635 Yes, I'm a stickler for a good match. Baby let me light your fire. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4636 Tell me more about why you never got past first grade. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4637 I'm not sure you will fit well as an anorexia counselor. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4638 What are your thoughts about the women's movement? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4639 I’m sorry but your background is a little too one dimensional for this position. 1.1375 0.05260 80 73 3 4
4640 I'm not a shadow of my former self. I'm better than that. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4641 Thank you for your interest in driving for Uber. I see on your application you are only comfortable driving stick. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4642 Could you flesh out your resume a little bit for me? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4643 I’m looking for something where I can be more than just a faceless cog in a wheel. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4644 All bones, no meat she thought to herself. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4645 Compared to the other candidates, you certainly stick out. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4646 You will be pleased to know that our organization values sticktoitiveness. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4647 Sorry sir, I can see right through you. Next! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4648 You can't just walk. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4649 would you like me to check all the boxes or none? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4650 You seem to have lost a little weight lately. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4651 I'll take any position. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4652 We’ll have to let you go unless you abide by the dress code. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4653 What letter did your suicidal thoughts begin with? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4654 So, I’m not sure you fully understand the dress code here. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4655 Sorry, it's a bad time to hang, man. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4656 When they went ‘Non-Binary’ also I decided it might be time to get into something else less gender-fluid. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4657 I mostly model for kids, but I did do a brief stint with Keith Haring in the 80s. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4658 Ok, a few more guesses and this interview is over." 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4659 So, you have a wife, three kids and a dog! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4660 And you are the famous Simon Templar? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4661 She’s right..you’re too transparent - no mystery ? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4662 This is not the face we want to present to the public. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4663 I feel like we need to flesh you out a bit as a character 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4664 You have a strikingly two dimensional approach to life. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4665 Well you can definitely chalk that one up to your experience. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4666 Are you sure you will stick to it? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4667 It's a good resume, but you need to flesh it out. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4668 I’m sorry, but your resume needs to be more fleshed out. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4669 OK, we've got the basics, now let's put some meat on the bones. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4670 We can always use a wiry lawyer in the firm. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4671 I have no problem sticking to my tasks. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4672 You're interested in a line of credit? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4673 So in your expert opinion, the terms"stick with it"and "stick around" have an implied bias. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4674 You said you are applying for “absolutely any and every open position in the company”? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4675 I know I'm gender fluid, but I'm rigid. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4676 I'm sorry ,but this position requires a little meat on the bones! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4677 I don’t mean to be a stickler, but I am afraid you have been acting out of line. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4678 I am a well rounded individual at heart. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4679 Some things in your application just aren't fleshed out. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4680 I'm sorry, sir, but you're a little too two-dimensional for us. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4681 I think I know you, but my mind is drawing a blank. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4682 Would you please flesh out your background? 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4683 So what made you break with the fat acceptance movement? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4684 I'll take that as a yes? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4685 Are you on any medications besides Ozempic? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4686 Interviews make you realize how shallow your skills are. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4687 Maybe it’s time to stop the Ozempic! 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4688 I don't need to look it up--stick figures are not a protected class. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4689 Well, your experience does seem a little one-dimensional 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4690 So what other job experience do you have besides restroom door symbol? 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4691 I'm more than just a pretty face. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4692 People keep saying they can't even draw me. I don't get it. What's so hard? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4693 You know we don't actually hang anyone, right? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4694 I'm going to need you to flesh out your resume. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4695 ‘ “It’s not that simple.” 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4696 Yes, I like to support the bottom line. Why do you ask? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4697 Can you tell me about a time you had to stick- pardon me... stand up for yourself? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4698 Do you have any experience as an art model? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4699 Final question, would you describe yourself as detail-oriented? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4700 So, what's the skinny on your supervisor? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4701 Yes, wouldn’t it be nice. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4702 It's the only way I could dodge the facial recognition cameras 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4703 Fine, YOU can say the world is flat. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4704 Somehow I feel I've never fulfilled my potential. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4705 I think I can offer you a salary in stick figures. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4706 You are our #1 candidate. As you know, we do not provide health nor dental insurance. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4707 So, who’s in your lineup? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4708 You don't have the right stuff, Mr. Smiley. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4709 It's a good start. Can can you fill in the details? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4710 We do take complaints of office harassment seriously, but being asked to use Sticky Notes isn’t really a micro-aggression, is it? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4711 We've noticed that your résumé is a bit thin.... 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4712 That isn’t a graph. It’s the city where witness protection has placed you. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4713 I feel I can really add some new dimensions to this organization. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4714 I think the remote work has taken its toll John, your not quite present anymore” 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4715 The hiring committee apologizes that our legal team drafted the job description a bit too vague. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4716 Principal Jones, the whole “your kid got into another sticky situation” thing is getting old, and frankly a little offensive. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4717 It's so insightful. You can really see through me 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4718 Do you think you stick with challenges until it's over? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4719 We've engineered a prompt designed to give you heft. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4720 Let me flesh out my resume.... 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4721 I'm sorry, but just because someone drew you, don't mean you can press charges but perhaps we can talk them into going to an art class. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4722 I feel like I'm missing something... 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4723 Could you fill me in a bit more about yourself? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4724 Flesh this out and resubmit it. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4725 Could you be more specific than “I worked myself to the bone”? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4726 I am the consummate pronoun. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4727 I feel like people look straight through me 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4728 Ah, 'fjord' was it? No wonder you've got all four limbs. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4729 Other than being a model for elementary school art classes, what work experience do you have? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4730 Are you filing for bankruptcy Mr. Musk? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4731 Are you sure you have what it takes to Be Like Bill? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4732 I’m not sure you could fill this position. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4733 I believe I am the candidate who is most capable of simplifying your workflow. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4734 If offered this job, Mr Andrews, we will need you to bring your hold self to the position. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4735 Teams that hangman together, hang together 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4736 I'm sorry,you are too linear for the Iron Man Contest 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4737 And what are your qualifications for the welding position? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4738 "So your only experience is working on a skeleton crew?"" "OK, you've filled out our forms; now you need to fill out your form." 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4739 Look, not everyone feels their job is what fulfills them. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4740 Well, I like the way you stick up for yourself. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4741 I am sorry but no. Here at The New Yorker we only hire people of substance. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4742 They said my proposal needed to be “fleshed out” I thought it was insensitive 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4743 I’m here to apply for the position of Faceless Overlord. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4744 Let’s work on your résumé—your profile needs a little more substance. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4745 You may think you're putting one over on me, Mr. Stickley, but I can see right through you. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4746 Why don’t you fill in the rest? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4747 I hate playing those word guessing games. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4748 Stick around long enough and you'll get an appointment 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4749 You’re hired! Now remember to remain expressionless when dealing with the media, and you’ll do just fine. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4750 I'm so much more than just a circle with crudely drawn lines attached. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4751 Just know you're not alone. Deep down we're all shallow. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4752 Who am I? I just feel so undefined 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4753 Finally, are you comfortable with there being an office dog? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4754 You're an iconic figure throughout the world. I can't believe you're seeking employment with this small company! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4755 Oh thank you,I do try to keep fit! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4756 We're downsizing to gender neutral signs. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4757 I'm very adaptable. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4758 I have to say, the weight loss treatment worked wonders 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4759 My expertise is A.I. allows me to be anything want or need me to be. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4760 We're looking for more of a straw man to cover for our questionable business practices. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4761 My AI can be quite transparent at times. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4762 I think you went a bit too far with the detox 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4763 What I lack in dimension I make up for in a can-do attitude and basic computer literacy. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4764 I think you would be perfect for this generic position. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4765 All I remember is falling asleep chanting "Tomorrow I stick it. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4766 It's not your resume that needs to be fleshed out. . . 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4767 What exactly did you do on your last job to lose your halo? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4768 We might have to do some tests ,I believe you might have an eating disorder. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4769 So, you are here to represent, are you? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4770 This will be a minute so I hope you can stick around. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4771 Stick to your day job. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4772 I believe we can move past our dress code policy. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4773 Well, we hope you'll stick around. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4774 Give me the bare bones of it… 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4775 I fleshed out my resume. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4776 If I give you my word, would that keep you from hanging yourself? 1.1348 0.04845 89 81 4 4
4777 It seems that you would fit in just about any openings that we currently have. And this is our dilemma; you are too generic to be in our organization. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4778 We might have a place for a blank slate here. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4779 You were born that way! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4780 I'm sorry sir, but the employer decided to go with tic-tac-toe this time. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
4781 Can you fill me in on the details? Your resume is a little sketchy. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4782 Firstly, may I ask how you got a line on this job? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4783 The add said six figures, not stick figures 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
4784 I don't mean to stick it to you. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4785 Sorry, the interview for Hangman is actually down the hall.. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4786 We’ve had some complaints about you always hanging around the bathroom door. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4787 Would you flesh-out your work experience for me? Your resume just has the bare bones. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4788 How would you describe yourself? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4789 I want to work at a place where I feel 'seen'. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4790 Could you please be more clear? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4791 So, how did that "family on board" modeling gig go? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4792 Is that your way to tell us The New Yorker is not paying cartoonists enough 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4793 Welcome, Les. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4794 Sorry but we have to let you go. We're moving to gender neutral restrooms. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4795 And you don't find this job to be fulfilling? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4796 The recruiter was right about your sticktoitiveness. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4797 Your résumé ... how can I put this delicately? It feels a little thin. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4798 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's a little more multidimensional... 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4799 We haven't fleshed out all the details of this new position, but you are under consideration. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4800 Most employees in our company stick around for many years. You would be a perfect fit!! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4801 Yes, I know you're no saint. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4802 Does the salary offer include full Dental and Vision? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4803 It seems like you are under qualified for the job. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4804 Everywhere I go they keep telling me my experience fits the job, but, honestly "I need to put on some weight!" 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4805 I need some details to flesh out my report 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4806 So your turning yourself in to being the HANGMAN? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4807 On the plus side, you'll be a perfect fit to the skeleton crew we are down to now! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4808 When did you begin to feel lightheaded 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4809 You’re perfect for the job. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4810 I'm requesting a vacation. I just feel empty inside. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4811 I can see right through you Mr. Jones. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4812 Can you explain why you were fired from your last job of being stuck to the front of a men's bathroom door? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4813 I’d like to file a class action lawsuit against the Wordle “creator”. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4814 We’re looking for someone with a bit more…character 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4815 I’m sorry but you just don’t seem to stick with anything. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4816 Aside from your work in street signage what other qualifications do you have? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4817 If hired, would you wear more formal attire? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4818 Can you explain this gap in your flip book? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
4819 Your resume overall looks good, but, to be blunt, your virtual reality skills are lacking. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4820 But are you really happy here? You're a shell of your former self. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4821 Just hang in there, Mr. Hangman. You'll get the hang of it in no time. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4822 Your resume just doesn't seem fully fleshed out. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4823 Do you feel you're qualified for this line of work? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4824 You say your previous employment was a hangman? 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4825 What figure do you have in n mind? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4826 Congratulations, you have defined yourself. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4827 I'm sorry, but your resume is just too one-dimensional. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4828 Sorry,we are looking for a person to play thick 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4829 Well, good news. You're hired. You just need to fill out our form. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4830 Your self-appraisal was a little alarming, do you still have a personal life? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4831 We feel that you are the perfect candidate for Director of Artificial Intelligence... 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4832 Congratulations on sticking with your diet! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4833 You're well qualified, but if you must know, we prefer stones. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4834 Adaptability is the most important skill that I will bring to the job! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4835 I don’t want to stick it to you Mr. or Ms. Jones, but your resumé is even thinner than you. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4836 We do have a position opening up in the Appalachian caverns if your interested? 1.1333 0.05480 75 69 2 4
4837 What I find most insulting is knowing you are my replacement. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4838 C'mon Bob, don't sit there and try to defend yourself, I can see right through you. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4839 Look,they said it's not just your resume that needs fleshing out. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4840 Today's human resources won't find carrots or sticks appealing. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4841 first of all, we appreciate you letting HR know about the constant games of “hangman” occurring in the office 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4842 Your resume is too thin. You need to flesh it out. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4843 Did you bring your body of work? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4844 You walk around here like you have a stick up your ass! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4845 OK,we got you thin. Maybe now is the time for breast and butt augmentation. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4846 We're definitely looking for someone who is not average for this position. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4847 And then there’s the unfortunate fact that the artist’s rendering of the witness’s description matches you perfectly. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4848 I don't want to waste your time; your resume is THIN, your references are SKETCHY, and your cover letter looks like it was hand drawn by a child. We can not offer you a position at this time," ... "You could have just said 'no'," 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4849 We have an opening in inflight safety instruction - are you interested? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4850 If we offer you the position, can you promise to give us your all? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4851 Your resume is rather skimpy and terse. Could you fill it out a bit? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4852 ‘’You do understand, that the position requires complete anonymity” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4853 Let's just wait for the artist to finish drawing you" 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4854 How can I be sure you’re on the straight and narrow? 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4855 Tell me, are all CEO’s in America heartless and empty on the inside like yourself 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4856 You really don't like anything like your LinkedIn photo 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4857 Mr. Jones was mortified . He obviously misread the help wanted ad. It was for a Stock futures analyst, not stick figure . . 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4858 I was in a rush this morning and didn’t have time to put my face on. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4859 Sorry, Mr. Stickman, come back when you're fully developed. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
4860 And you were fired for telling a client to stick it? 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
4861 You don't seem to have any profile, online or otherwise. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4862 So, you wish to be called, Jimmy the Interesting. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4863 That's a pretty thin excuse." 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4864 We're not looking for a "work in progress.'' 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4865 But we'd love to talk with you again when your portfolio is more fleshed out." 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4866 You are misrepresenting yourself on your application. I can see right through you. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4867 Everyone underneath the boss is seen as a inconvenience and not as a real person. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4868 I’m sorry, but we’re more interested in somebody who can read between the lines, not the line itself. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4869 How do you figure that Mr. Stick? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4870 Says here you were a lineman for the county. What kind of song and dance is that? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4871 You have great outline, but we also need to fill you in. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4872 Would you be comfortable wearing a dress? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4873 And what is your greatest strength? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4874 Stick around. We may have an opening for you. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4875 Can you moon walk? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4876 You say it started in kindergarten? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4877 And your greatest professional strength? Other than transparency, of course. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4878 Let's see, it was four months ago that Ozempic hired me to be their 'After'... 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4879 We are used to working with a skeleton crew 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4880 And what makes me think you'll stick with the job? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4881 Well, at least there’s no need for x-rays! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4882 When I said "Let's be transparent with each other, I did not mean for you to be a stick figure. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4883 I like your angles, but I have to draw the lines somewhere. Why don’t you stick to a more junior role while you figure yourself out? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4884 Your report needs a little more detail - and don’t forget a face sheet.” 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4885 Yeah, I’ve tried positive thinking, but I’m still a stick figure 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4886 Let’s continue with Ozempic and I’ll see you back here in six months. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4887 I know I promised you a job, but I was 7! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4888 I'd say...be transparent with your answers to our questions, but I feel it would be redundant. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4889 So, you want to be a firefighter. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4890 Could you please provide more details? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4891 Sorry! My schedule’s full. You? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4892 Your preoccupation with death is completely unwarranted, Mr. Hangman. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4893 I really think I have a case against Keith Haring 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4894 Your bio is lacking in detail. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4895 Have you lost a lot of weight recently? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4896 Our sessions haven't been helping, and my patience is wearing thin. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4897 Let me just sketch in some details. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4898 I’m one missed vowel away from needing more than just therapy. Maggie, Atlantic Beach FL 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4899 Well, it would appear you have great stick-to-it-iveness. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4900 All the roles I get are so two-dimensional. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4901 I CAN WAIT ANOTHER HOUR FOR MY ENERGY BAR 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4902 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for a more well-rounded individual. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4903 I can see that you have the stick-to-itiveness to complete the job. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4904 Working for FedEx you must know how to drive standard and stick shift. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4905 Frankly put,your resume shows far more depth than we are seeing here! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4906 Your resume looks OK. I just have a couple of questions about your degree in AI in 2020. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4907 You know we interviewed an AI before you. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4908 I can see through your resume, too. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
4909 Mr. Smith, I think your resume needs a little more meat on the bones. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4910 Jeff, this is important. Please turn your camera on. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4911 You need to stick at it 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4912 Don’t look at me that way. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4913 You've got the job if you can fit through a keyhole. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4914 These interviews have put me through the wringer! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4915 Just suck it up and then you can move on. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4916 I'm afraid our pipe-cleaning division is currently fully staffed. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4917 I’m applying for STRAWBOSS! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4918 And that is my bare bones resume. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4919 Congratulations, you're hired to be the figure drawing model for my granddaughter's kindergarten class 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4920 Of course your modelling career may be limited to kindergartens.” 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4921 Thanks for coming in. Always good to put a face with a resume. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4922 Your professional profile's a little sketchy. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4923 This cannot be a factor in our hiring decision, but will you need our health plan? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4924 It seems you’ve met your deductible. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4925 Strange...None said you left town. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4926 I've read your resume, now let's try to flesh out your qualifications. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4927 You are not listening to me. And please look at me when I'm talking to you. And, no, this is not my favorite perfume. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4928 I see you are well versed in toddler's art " 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4929 Let's flesh out your work experience. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4930 We just need to flesh out a few details on your resume. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4931 Your resume is rather thin 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4932 OK, let's fill in a few blanks on your resume. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4933 Thanks for the outline, Art. Now stick to the figures. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4934 What other qualities do you have than sticking to your tasks? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4935 You seem to check-off a lot of boxes here, Mr. Hippa." 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4936 Yes, I am aware I have no bones, flesh, muscle, brain...but have you read my resume? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4937 I thought today we would stick to the issues! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4938 How is that diabetes drug trial working out? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4939 We dont need no sticks and stones All we need to get it on is Souuul Booonees 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4940 I've read your resume, but just want to flesh it out a little. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4941 We’ve found it prudent to hire canceled applicants, they don’t waste company time on social media complaining about work. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4942 You will be the perfect fill in employee. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4943 As you can see, I embrace a minimalist approach to marketing... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4944 That blank stare is holding you back. Learn to smile if you want to continue working here. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
4945 It’s important to bring your whole self to this work. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4946 May I ask what’s happened in your last job? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4947 It's like they look right through me and then say 'And I see Debbie, and Diane, and I see Tony ...' 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4948 And where did you work after Stickley? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4949 Why do you think you're being overlooked? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4950 Okay--that still doesn't tell me why you came here naked. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4951 Well, to start with your self image-problem-- ...you're just not much to look at... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4952 So, you say you were in the Slim Sauna Belt commercial? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4953 What makes you qualified to work here at Gallows Inc. Mr Hangman 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4954 Well, it looks like you have the perfect body type for the position! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4955 Why the oblong face? Joel Styzens, Chicago, IL RelaxYourEars.com 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4956 We're looking for someone who sticks out. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
4957 A move to the side window would require relocation. Is your family good with that? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4958 If you lost a little weight, your feet would reach the floor too.” 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4959 You're right, I didn't spend much time over my grandmother's house as a child. How did you know? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4960 I can see myself in your face 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4961 I promise, my lack of depth is actually an asset! No office politics can faze me! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4962 Sorry, we're looking for candidates that are a tad more...filled out. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4963 Your resume lacks dimension 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4964 First you’ll have to fill out a few forms. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
4965 The diet seems to be working. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4966 Yes, he drew you but he still hasn’t drawn an appointment with you. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4967 How long have you been on this diet? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4968 You’ll fit right in! Mr. Musk is looking for people utterly devoid of integrity.” 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4969 I hope you can give me a line of credit. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4970 Hey, I'm no Saint myself, either. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4971 You’ve become quite the popular figure around town as a model for the local art scene! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4972 What makes you qualified to work in movie animation? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4973 I don’t think I need to flesh out the details of the job given your qualifications. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4974 Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4975 Sorry, you need to pick one; Mr., Mrs., Ms., or other..... 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4976 Let me guess.... You're letting me go over the g_me? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4977 Can you drive a manual transmission? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4978 I’m not feeling myself todayy 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4979 I’m honestly kinda worried you’re going to sexually harass me. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4980 You seem to have all the angles covered. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4981 So...you want to be our new Art Director. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4982 One more thing -- what pronoun do you prefer? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4983 You want to petition the department of transportation for name, image and likeness? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
4984 My word, are you nude? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4985 To bring up your genitals, or lack thereof, is quite the straw man 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
4986 This is an interesting outline, Pablo, but can you flesh it out a bit? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4987 Other than your over-exercised “STICK -tuitiveness, Mr. Longbody, What substance do have to offer this firm? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4988 Since becoming the spoke-person for Pak'n'Save, Stick Man had reached a crisis of conscience given his new found wealth and Rock'n'Roll party lifestyle conflicting with his "Low price" mantra. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4989 Your resume is sketchy. I don't know who you are. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4990 I don’t think you are in the right place for weight management.” R.L.Russell chartairpilot@gmail.co 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4991 Sticks and stones MAY break your bones if you deny my offer! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4992 I hear the words, but I can se right through you ! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4993 Unfortunately, this role requires someone with depth. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4994 What do you stand for? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4995 When I see that blank look I know we in trouble. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4996 No, fake nose amd glasses aren't required for everyone. Just you. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4997 You are here for your A.I. appointment? I'm sorry, sperm donors for artificial insemination need to sign in next door at Dr. Nobrainer's office. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4998 It appears that you neglected to fill in some of the blanks. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4999 I apologize for my insensitivity in asking you to flesh out your ideas. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5000 Your resume is pretty blah. But it reminds me of my grandson for some reason, so welcome aboard. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5001 Our health insurance does not cover Ozempic. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
5002 Who the #*?% are you supposed to be? 1.1294 0.04962 85 78 3 4
5003 We'd hoped you'd become more well-rounded during your time here. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5004 I just can't help feeling like I'm not all here. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5005 I can see right through your lies 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5006 So I made it doc, I'm an internationally syndicated cartoon. So why do I still feel so empty? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5007 I had no idea that our DE&I policy did not extend to tripods like me” 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5008 So what or who is making you feel empty and vacant like a stick figure ? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5009 And that’s why I need to hand in my two weeks…the work has really taken too much of me away. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5010 I just want the boss to face me! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5011 I’d like to fill in some details on your résumé… 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5012 My strongest asset is my stick-to-itivness 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5013 It's a bit of a sticky situation, I mean you being the face of your business and all, best we can do could is offer you a line of credit. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5014 Your intriguing curriculum vitae needs some fleshing out. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5015 Yes, I know that Leonardo da Vinci said that simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, but..." 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5016 I need your lamp to light up my mind. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5017 We need an employee with more depth ! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5018 So, uh, this is about the dress code... 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5019 You have everything that we're looking for here at "Meta". One dimension. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5020 A rough is fine for the interview but we’ll need the finish if we decide to move forward. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5021 Karen, I’ve been passed over for promotion three times in favor of white men… and no one gives me a solid answer on what I need to do to get it! I feel like the saying is true, that ‘Women over 40 are invisible!’ and I am nothing more to this company than a faceless cog in the machine…. Can you prove me wrong?” @dearreader7 @harms41 - I would love to see yours. : 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5022 We like to deal with three-dimensional characters. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5023 Well, we see you as a two-dimensional stick figure because, no disrespect, that’s exactly what you are.” 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5024 You do not appear aligned with our corporate policies. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5025 You seem to have a pretty sticky story. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5026 Were you looking for a radical lifestyle change program or just the botox treatments? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5027 I'm sorry, but we feel as if you just don't have the depth we are looking for . . . 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5028 Funny, we all just assumed you'd stick around this place forever. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5029 We need to talk about the company dress code. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5030 I'm sorry. I fear that your flat affect will not fit in with our multi-dimensional team. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5031 As for the company softball game, give me a ballpark figure. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5032 Liposuction malpractice? Yes, I think we can help you with that. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5033 Is it possible for you to be a little less transparent? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5034 Hey what do I look like to you? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5035 Yes, this job does call for transparency, but.. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5036 Your resume says, before this, you were involved with something called Hangman? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5037 We believe each student is a blank slate. Looks like you'll fit right in. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5038 Your weight loss program must’ve been too good. You look like a stick! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5039 What I am most interested in is how you see yourself. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5040 Thanks for coming in to the office. It's good to have face time again. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5041 I think we’ll need to flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5042 Your candidacy for the position looks a little thin... 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5043 Your coworkers have commented that they have a hard time knowing what you're thinking. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5044 You just have to stick it out and avoid anyone carrying a chainsaw! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5045 I was hoping you’d be able to flesh out your responses. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5046 Your resume was equally thin I'm afraid to say. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5047 So, do you have any sticking points? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5048 Why am I applying for this position to be the diversity officer? Well,I want to help marginalized people like me. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5049 Looks like the Ozempic is working well for you. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5050 To what do you owe your stick-to-itiveness? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5051 I'm sorry, but your resume lacks substance. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5052 At your first interview, I only suggested you lose about 10 pounds. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5053 I’m not convinced you will stick around… 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5054 Why yes, we do have gender neutral restrooms here. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5055 What are your strengths an weaknesses? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5056 I don’t know about this, you seem a little sketchy to me. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5057 You'll benefit from our company features. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5058 Sorry, I just assumed you were from the Sticks. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5059 I need a new career. Hollywood said I’m too fat. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5060 Yes,I believe you’ll be able to stick with a task, but do you have other skills to draw on? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5061 We asked for an art director. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5062 Usually, I'm the one trying to fill openings. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5063 Yes, I understand you're very good at reading between the lines. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5064 I am offended that you would choose this evaluation meeting to mimic my lamp. 1.1279 0.04906 86 79 3 4
5065 I know what you are thinking; he's a stick figure. True, but I don't need to take bathroom breaks, so I've got that going for me. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5066 Being called into Human Resources is too late to act like a Saint. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5067 It looks like you've got the basics covered. But do we even need to talk about health insurance or dental care? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5068 No, you misread the ad. We're looking for a phlebotomist. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5069 Thanks for your application, but I don't see you working here" 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5070 Date of birth? Social Security Number? Distinguishing characteristics? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5071 I like the way you look! Perfect model for our agency! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5072 We need to flesh out this resume 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5073 I'm cutting you loose; you wasted too much time hanging around. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5074 I don't doubt you'll be able to fit in. But then what? 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5075 You're a stick figure, so a 401K match is probably not for you. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5076 Draw where you think you will be in 20 year 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5077 Isn’t there more to me than meets the eye?! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5078 It looks like I’m in a sticky situation. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5079 If you really want the job, first you need to flesh out your resume. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5080 We in HR feel you've given us what you had to give and now it's best you move on. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
5081 Are you a human? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5082 But your resume shows a lot of depth 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5083 i'm a great team player, except when it comes to hangman 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5084 Your last job was modeling for a preschool art class? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5085 Big fan of your strategy presentation, Miss! I am already successfully reducing staff. This week my entire department has already lost the third dimension and by next week we will be totally in line with your vision. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5086 Sticky Situation of the Month 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5087 Sorry, but we are only interviewing A-1 applicants, not A-I. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5088 Well, I’m so…so withdrawn.” “Right, I’m actually just the receptionist. She’ll be with you in a minute. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5089 You just don't seem yourself since our return to the office mandate 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5090 I think you can take a break on your fasting diet. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5091 You'll be mute to me until you inflate your conversation balloon. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5092 Can we flesh out my job description? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5093 No the sticks aren't the problem, I just would like you tell me my gender so I can reproduce. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5094 The job requires you to lift 50 pounds...more than once. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5095 I don't want this meeting to be too drawn-out. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5096 I’ve been feeling a little, I don’t know, flat lately. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5097 Are you sure you want me to lose weight ? 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
5098 Yes, the salary is quite generous, but, as you know, the position is really just symbolic. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5099 I’m not featureless, you’re just projecting.” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5100 What qualifications do you have outside of the cartoon field? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5101 I've been at this a long time...I can see right through you. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5102 Tell me what type of job you are drawn to? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5103 So how long have you been using Ozempic? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5104 Why do I think your application was created by A.I.? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5105 Stick to it" might indeed be prejudicial speech 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5106 We strive to be absolutely transparent in this law office. Do you think you can handle that? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5107 So you're here about our ad for a life-drawing model? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5108 Can you flesh out your abilities a bit more? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5109 In addition to violating our strict dress code, you've been accused of openly criticizing our Don't Ask-Don't Tell code of conduct 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5110 I can't say it any other way - stick to being yourself. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5111 This resumé needs a little fleshing out, and you look like you could use a sandwich yourself, Alan. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5112 While I can agree that you are basically the kind of person we're looking for . . . 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5113 I think I’m pretty adaptable. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5114 "That's not an acceptable poker face 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5115 I assume you have no problems with the job's usual dexterity requirements: bending, lifting, and folding in half 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
5116 I advise you to stick to your appearances in drawings. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5117 I know this is a sensitive topic, but we have to draw the line somewhere. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5118 I'm sorry, but there's simply no demand for stick figures right now. You might try the local art school. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5119 I’m really looking for a Gender Neutral opportunity. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5120 Is there something you're trying to hide? 1.1266 0.05211 79 73 2 4
5121 Some of the team just feels you’ve been acting a bit sketchy lately… 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5122 Do you really expect me to believe that you are from another dimension? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5123 As you can see by my resume, I have an unusual set of skills. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5124 Let me know if you need a body break. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5125 With the cartoonists union mulling a strike we may need you to pick up additional responsibilities at the publication. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5126 I think I see your point… 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
5127 Let's try and flesh out this resume 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5128 And this part is non-negotiable: you want it renamed Sticktionary. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
5129 I know the subject is boring, but is the blank face really necessary? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5130 I'm saving my full self for remote work. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5131 Are you the bubble wand we're looking for? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5132 Is their any work that would fulfill you? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5133 So you guys go on strike next week. Turns out A.I. can make versions of you super easy. Did you ever think about upgrading your look? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5134 We see each employee as a unique individual 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5135 What sparked your interest in fashion? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5136 I'm not allowed to ask if you are married, but if you were, how does that work? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5137 Tell me about your time at the hangman gig 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5138 Your LinkedIn profile is rather sketchy... 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5139 We gonna have to let you go. You did not fully blend in at our organization. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5140 Thanks for coming in but we're looking for someone a little more well-rounded. S.M.Chon San Luis Obispo,CA 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5141 You’ve certainly mastered minimalism, but did you feed your cat? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5142 But Mr. Lines, when we hired you, we expected you to respect our dress code. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5143 So your main strength is "stick-to-it -ivenss." 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5144 I am afraid that "Rose from the margins" does not qualify you as a diversity hire. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5145 I see through you, Mr. Stick. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5146 You need to come out of your shell. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5147 Complete me, please! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5148 Everything just feels a little 2 -dimensional lately 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5149 How long have you been feeling incomplete? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5150 Yes,Neville,I remember how to play hangman but now 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5151 Don't take this personally, but your resume lacks substance. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5152 So am I to understand you don't remember anything prior to waking up in the clothes hanger factory dumpster? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5153 Well,Mr. Cypher,HR can 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5154 My Advice is that you should stick to it. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5155 I know your background is sketchy, but I find your simplicity appealing.’‘ 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5156 No, I'm really not a saint. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5157 Your resume says you are not capable of telling a lie. Followed by, I do not want your job because it sucks. 1.1250 0.04036 112 102 6 4
5158 If we hire you, you’ll have to promise not to play with matches. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5159 Sorry, the other candidate was much more well rounded. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5160 How do I avoid the hangman’s noose?? I feel it coming. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5161 Well, looks like the Ozempic is working 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5162 Well, there’s not much call for stick thin models anymore, but I’ll see what I can do. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5163 First:who wears the pants in your family? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5164 I'm tired of people telling me that I'm not all there 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5165 We'll expect you to be available nights, weekends and for impromptu doodling. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5166 Oh I'm sorry, what a thoughtless turn of phrase! We'll need you to...fill the details out on this a bit more. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5167 We require full transparency from all our employees. I hope that won’t be a problem. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5168 Sorry Mr Pencil, we are looking for a candidate more robust. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
5169 Also, I was the macquette for an entire clone army in Revenge of the Sith. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5170 If I'm basic, you're rudimentary. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5171 Where do you see yourself five gallows from now? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5172 This is a diverse work community so I know you'll fit right in. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5173 I`d like to audition for the left Quidditch pole. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5174 I’m afraid that your resume lacks any real substance. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5175 You've given everything to this company. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5176 Well, you did say you'd flesh out your resume when you got here... 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5177 We're looking for someone with a more well-rounded background. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5178 Sorry—we’re only looking for gender-neutral figures for our bathrooms now. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5179 We're looking for someone who will "stick" around. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5180 We have a place for you on a slide deck. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
5181 How would you deal with a job description that isn't fully fleshed out yet? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5182 I'm not quite sure you understood our "casual Fridays" policy. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
5183 And then they just hanged him like that 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5184 Let's flesh out your persona a bit more. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5185 Some would say the Botox has been completely successful. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5186 We’d love to have you on board, but I fear you’re slightly out of your depth. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5187 It says here your last position was ‘on the gallows’… 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5188 I hear you are a stickler for details. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5189 I understand it's a sticky situation. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5190 We like the arc of your screenplay but we feel that the characters are not fully fleshed out. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5191 And what makes you think you’re a match for this job? 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
5192 As a baby-sitter, I would encourage you to teach many words to my children... In this way you won't be hanged 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5193 start from scratch🙏🧡 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5194 How did you say that without any lips? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5195 I have to apologize for the wait time. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5196 I’d really love to stick it out a little longer. I’m sure I can hang in there. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5197 I’m afraid there’s just no depth to you. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5198 Ah, now I see where your son gets his drawing ability from. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5199 Tell me your strengths and weaknesses. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
5200 ‘Climate change is burning everything down to its bare bones.’ 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5201 I just feel like I'm an incomplete person 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5202 You seem qualified but do your claims have substance? 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5203 I know everything there is to know about AI 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
5204 So, which Bob Dylan do you think you want to be? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5205 I said I want a 'stick-figure salary' not a 'a six- figure salary'. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5206 I prefer simple and structured but I do have trouble interfacing. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5207 So, tell me, why are you leaving your current job? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5208 Isn't it sticky in here? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5209 Now, tell me why you think you are qualified for a position in the New Yorker Cartoon & Humor section? 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
5210 I'm sorry, but we're going in a race-conscious direction. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5211 I'm applying for the empty suit job. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5212 Wegovy 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5213 So you're telling me the job of traffic light man is wearing you down .. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
5214 We’re looking for someone with sticktoitiveness. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
5215 Good to see stick figures aren’t extinct! 🔥😆😑 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5216 So what do you feel makes you most qualified for this position at the firm? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5217 I’m sorry, you know the rules. They guess the word and you hang 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5218 Sorry your not qualified for this position.Your just an empty suit! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5219 Next interview is in person only. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5220 You really know how to stick and move . . . don't you. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5221 When she said, "I'll stick it to you," what did you think she meant? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5222 Monday, 11 A.M. HR department: intern interview 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5223 Can you flesh out your resume a bit for me? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5224 Based on my preferred pronouns, I lean toward hangperson. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5225 You are breaking my bones. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5226 if you only had a mouth, I could get you 30 auditions today! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5227 I could get you some 3-D glasses? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5228 I’m a busy woman, Joshua. Just give me the outline. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5229 Sir, can you explain why your résumé is so sticky? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5230 Have you heard the complaints about you? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5231 You're exactly the polygon impersonator we've been looking for. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5232 We’re looking for someone with a fuller figure. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5233 Well this is who wrote the resume and cover letter so I'm not sure who you were expecting to show up to the interview, ma'am? 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5234 Shell of a person you say 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5235 When the recruiter told me your work experience had potential but was stick thin and needed fleshing out, this wasn't what I had in mind 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5236 We’ve been reconsidering the identity of your current job. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5237 Do you think you've taken this "minimalist movement" a bit too far? 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
5238 You say they've been working you to the bones, huh? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5239 I see they only left you with the bare essentials. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5240 Now I understand why your resume was stripped down to the bare essentials. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5241 In person you seem more substantial than your resume would suggest. But that's not really a good thing. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5242 I'm sorry, but we have to let you go. We had to draw the line somewhere. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5243 What makes you stand out from our other applicants? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5244 I want to be more than just a circle and some lines to this company. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5245 Unfortunately, it looks like you've slipped throuh the cracks once again. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5246 Check my Insta for the full picture. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5247 The job opening was for handyman not hangman. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5248 Let's face it, as if you have a face, that you've overdone the diet plan I prescribed for you." 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5249 Flat Stanley's retiring, so we have a slot for you. Will you fill in? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5250 You'll fit right in here at Bubble Inc. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5251 I've felt like a shell of myself lately, Doc. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5252 You need to flesh out your resume beyond the current "Stickin it to the man." 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5253 I have heard that line before, go figure stick to what you know. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5254 Let me flesh it out for you. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5255 I'm sorry we just don't have a spot for you as none of our vans have back windows. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5256 I think the Ozempic is working a little too well. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5257 AI makes me look like a New Yorker. . Fatten me up, please. Yes. I’m using my Iowa voice. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5258 So you feel marginalized? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5259 Don’t worry, nobody is going to accuse you of being a “deepfake”. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5260 It's only my body that's artificial 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5261 I’m afraid we’ll need a more convincing AI-generated rendering of you while you’re in holiday in Turks and Caicos, Mr. Bennett. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5262 I’m just hoping this job can make me feel more whole 1.1233 0.05498 73 68 1 4
5263 I believe I will really stick out in this position 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5264 I’m so sorry but we have a very strict “no shirt, no shoes, no service” policy. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5265 I just haven't been myself since I stopped eating snickers bars. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5266 Your resume needs to be fleshed out a little more. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5267 "Well what do you suggest since there is no personal pronoun for stick people." 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5268 And as you can see, I’m totally transparent. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5269 I am sorry, but this form does not accept applicants generated by Chat GPT. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5270 'My biggest strength? I'd have to say my stick-with-it attitude." 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5271 Shh or I'll stick it to yah. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5272 I’m not sure you are ready to give it your all Mr. Smith. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5273 I want a job I can stick around for. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5274 Okay, Mr. Smith, I think we are through with the Keto Diet. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5275 I'm tired of always being seen as some generic person with nothing else to offer. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5276 Back to basics 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5277 we value you as an individual and what you bring to this company 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
5278 I assure you beyond my appearance, there is nothing sketchy about my background 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5279 My body may be rudimentary, but my intelligence is artificial. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5280 Well, let’s begin by fleshing out this résumé of yours. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5281 What do you mean, "Stick it to me?" 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5282 Will you be able to stick to the job? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5283 While we value the illusion of transparency here at WeCon U, we feel that you lack the well-marbled meatiness of a pseudo-true Trumpeteer. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5284 You've slipped and fallen how many times? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5285 I know you wanted to quit your job, but I'm glad to see you decided to stick with it. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5286 So you were in my closet! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5287 And where do you see yourself in 5 seconds? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5288 Don't take this the wrong way, but we prefer the carrot. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5289 I know it's hard to face all your problems, but you've got to start somewhere! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5290 You’re ideal for the part. They’ll add everything in post-production. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5291 Do you feel you can stick with this job? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5292 I take it the bubble response is in the affirmitive.. a YES..stick man.. not stick up man// like James Coomey funnier and taller in person in full knowledge that Hillary Clinton had Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia murdered in 2016.. NOT Cool 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5293 I fill out as I become accustomed to a new role. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5294 We're looking for candidates with depth 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5295 Did you see your results? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5296 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with a bit more depth. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5297 i’d like to branch out 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5298 For the last time, Hank, are there any A's on the word? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5299 The funny thing is, i was more of a Hot Wheels kind of kid… 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5300 That's a harsh punishment for failing to correctly guess the word someone just thought up on the spot. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5301 We’re looking for someone with a bit more substance. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5302 Our company is not here to stick it to you. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5303 And what makes you the two-dimensional stick figure for this job? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5304 Are you sure you can lift fifty pounds? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5305 If you hire me, you have have a very transparent employee. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5306 So, you really are from the “sticks”? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5307 I’m wonder if art therapy is the right path for you. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5308 On the plus side, it is quite normal to feel hollow 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5309 Can you flesh out your resume? 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
5310 I still need you to show up more in the office 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5311 A nutritionist would help you fill in the gaps in your diet. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5312 I'm a stick-ler for the details. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5313 Maybe you should consider another type of doctor as well? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5314 We are having trouble with turn over in this Fire Dept;How long do you plan on sticking around? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5315 I’m sorry, but without DNA, we can’t prove that you’re related to Slender Man. You could think about creating your own brand. ‘Skinny Man’ is still available. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5316 At this salary, I can barely put food on the table. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
5317 How long would you be willing to stick around? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5318 I think it's time to add carbs back to your diet. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5319 Maybe you should cut back on jogging. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5320 So far, every question I ask you draw a blank by Janet Cordish, Cincinnati, OH 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5321 I'm afraid we're looking for someone with more personality. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5322 Just to confirm, your last employment was in an 2000's-era Power Point? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5323 Do you like thin mints? I bet you like thin mints. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5324 We’re looking for someone with real stick-to-itiveness. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5325 It says here... you're from a long line of lines...I get that! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5326 My biggest strength is my attention to detail. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5327 HR says you really stick out. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5328 So what have you done since THE SAINT? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5329 We incentivize with carrot figures. And penalize with stick figures." 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5330 Frankly, we were hoping to see a bit more of you around the office." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5331 Before we begin I'd like to fill in a few details 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5332 I appreciate your transparency." -- Leo Sacks,Sunnyside,N 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5333 I'm not too impressed with these figures. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5334 Welcome to Tinker Toy Enterprises! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5335 And how do you think your work as a towering figure spastically blowing in the wind above auto dealerships qualifies you for a job in security? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5336 I agree that your resume is impressive, Mr. Peters, but your demeanor is a little too 2-dimmensional for a customer-facing role. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5337 I’m sorry, Bob, but the fact is that your work this year has lacked substance. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
5338 I’ve got basic skills. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
5339 But Doctor, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t believe I needed a refill of Ozempic! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5340 You have an interesting background. What would you say are your weaknesses? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5341 «Everyone around me is too obsessed with details.» 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5342 Would you mind running to get me some coffee while I check your references? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5343 We do not permit opt-outs on FaceTime. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5344 I'm sorry, but you come across as two-dimensional. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5345 So we liked your core efficiency, but called you in to fill in the blanks a bit. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
5346 Yes, I’m sure unisex bathrooms have been a tragedy for you. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5347 I read your resume but it seems rather thin.. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5348 Perhaps you should flesh out your resume a bit more. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5349 Can you somehow make room in your mind for a different point of view? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5350 -All jokes aside I really do need this job. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5351 You said you had nothing to show for your life. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5352 I’m glad we met in person. There’s more to you than meets the eye. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5353 I ‘m sorry, but you don’t seem to line up for this job 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5354 These are thin times. Are you willing to stick with us. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5355 Of course you’ll have to start at the bottom and work your way up. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5356 I'm just looking for a position where I feel seen. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5357 Hobbies ??? I’m very good at hangman 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5358 I'll give it to you straight, since that's the only way you can take it. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5359 I think we should address our 'Causal Friday' dress code policy 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5360 We have a bit of a sticky situation. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5361 While your characters are instantly recognizable, they’re all two-dimensional and follow linear narratives. Our scripts need more substance and abstraction. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
5362 Why yes, I am very drawn to you 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5363 Let me get this right. You're a Job Interview Avatar. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5364 Yes, I have seen you and your family’s picture on back windows, but popularity isn’t a qualification for this position. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5365 So Saint. What happened to your halo? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5366 I'd say your Weight Watchers experience has been a success. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5367 In my professional opinion, your keto diet seems to be working. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5368 Mr. Smith have you noted any changes since you begin taking Wegovy? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5369 I'm sorry your wife had to wait outside. We only have one chair! 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5370 Your situation seem sticky. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5371 Besides Powerpoint illustrations. do you have any prior experience in meeting planning? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5372 Stick around? I'd love to! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5373 They’ve taken everything and I mean everything out of me. Okay, I’ll retire. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5374 Perhaps you could fill in a few details about yourself. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5375 Weren't you notified that this would be a face to face interview? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5376 You say that we wore you down to nothing so you are quitting. Did I hear that correctly? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5377 Well, I find your resume a little low on content 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5378 I'm hoping to help your company expand to new dimensions. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5379 I don't feel whole doc! 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
5380 If you bulk up a bit we can put you in the crash test division. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5381 The term “illustrative persona” on your resume is definitely misleading. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5382 It's a little backwards but orrect answers will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5383 I have to be honest Mr Stick, your resume is too sketchy for this position. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5384 You look good on paper, but we need you to flesh out your qualifications. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5385 What makes you think you're the perfect choice for taking care of our men's restroom? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5386 Sorry, you are fired. You have been out of the line lately 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5387 We’re looking at the future of our company and you’re the AI for it 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5388 Even though we're hybrid, you still need to bring your full self to work. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5389 My life has just been feeling so two-dimensional 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5390 Unfortunately, the board has decided to erase you. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5391 You weren’t what I meant when I asked for all of the figures. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5392 We’re looking for someone with a high degree of stick-to-itiveness. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5393 I can see your animated personality may get you places in some circles but you can be sure there are those who will see right through you 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5394 You're the first candidate that looks like he's man enough to stick it out. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5395 So you want me to lend you an ear. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5396 Your memo is rather thin. I called you in to see if there’s any flesh to put on these bones. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5397 Shrink: "Lets start with who you see when you look in the mirror".. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5398 Your weight is fine, but you need a mouth, noise , and hair--definitely hair to work here 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5399 As an editor, you'll be expected to have impeccable spelling skills. Are you OK working around a gallows? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5400 I’m afraid you’re not suited for this position. We’ve moved away from linear thinking as a business approach. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5401 I Don't Want 2CU by King Bczzar: this depiction contains outdated cutural references 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5402 I'm afraid your experience is a little thin. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5403 No, this does not make you uniquely qualified for promotion to Chief Diversity Officer. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
5404 When I said we were looking for someone who would stick around I wasn't being funny. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5405 And I work through lunch ! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5406 Good plot but your characters are not very well developed 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5407 As a matchstick man you are a fire hazard. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5408 Just so you understand, you’ll never draw a pension here. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5409 How long have you been taking Ozempic, Mr. Jones? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5410 It’s not the hanging I mind, it’s the lack of words with the letter ‘e’. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5411 I'm just not feeling like myself. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5412 I believe that I, a faceless proletarian, am just the candidate you've been looking for! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5413 How long do you figure you can stick with this job? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5414 At least you are not a shadow of your former self. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5415 Before we continue, I'd like to fill out your profile 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5416 Of course I can do the job - didn't you know - Thin is in! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5417 I'm new here so... If you could just fill me in that would be great. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5418 I’m in a new Diversity hire category, that’s why. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5419 I just need a little more time to flesh it out. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5420 I’m not sure if you’re right for this client-facing position 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5421 Well, you really stick out to us as a potential candidate, we're still going to go with someone else though... 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5422 'Well, yes - you do always tow the line. No one can argue with that. We're just looking for you to flesh the role out a bit more. If that feels discriminatory, you're going to have to stick it in an email. No,no - that's just a figure of speech. Oh, dear god...' 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5423 I need you to get it together! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5424 I am from the "New" York Times and I have come to help. Any questions? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5425 So, you are a stickler for management leadership. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5426 Well, we are downsizing 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5427 Tell me more about your experience with children. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5428 I understand that her saying "looks like you've put on weight" may be offensive, but it's important to look at things from a different perspective. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5429 Just tell me straight: do I have a future here, or am I just a temp? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5430 I’ll be honest your resume is a little thin. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5431 Your resume is impressive, but "Hangman" isn't really Puzzles & Games material. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5432 I think it's time we fleshed out your responsibilities. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5433 Thanks for drawing me 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5434 Come back once you've fleshed it out. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5435 And how do you react when you see a ball? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5436 Mr Opie will see you shortly 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5437 When you say that you experience difficulty “blending in at work,” what does that mean? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5438 You seem to have misunderstood what was meant by “stick-to-it-iveness.” 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5439 I'd call your situation, Sticky. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5440 I’d normally ask you to tell me a bit about yourself, but our application policies no longer allow for that either 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5441 You're in the right place! We provide the finest customization services available in the market. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5442 You'll need to fill out more than your resume and application. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5443 Sticks and stones may make my bones... 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5444 You seem to be a little out of your depth here. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5445 Please tell me where you see yourself five years from now? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5446 You can stick around until AI applies. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5447 May I suggest that it wouldn’t hurt to pad your resume a bit more. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5448 And how do you feel about corporal punishment in the workplace? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5449 This is your last warning. Keep your head out of the soap dispenser. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5450 Sorry I'm late. I dropped my cellphone in the toilet again. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5451 This isn't quite how I figured to "stick it to the man" 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5452 I don't think you're pulling your weight. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5453 I realize this could be a sticky subject matter,but I have a feeling folks can see right through you.Ironically,this can work in your favor. We on the Trump team aim to hire someone shallow with absolutely no vision. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5454 I am sorry, we're looking for somebody more detailed oriented for the position. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5455 Why yes, we do offer a very generous clothing allowance with this role 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5456 I did a background check on you Mr. Templar. Frankly you’re no saint. 1.1176 0.04854 85 79 2 4
5457 Mr Pine,here at this company we dont entertain name calling! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5458 You've been caught Xeroxing your buttocks again. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5459 I'm afraid your qualifications are a little too thin to take over as our cartoon editor. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5460 I think you fit the bill 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5461 I feel that I’ve become a representation of my true self. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5462 WEll, I can tell you unequivocally that I am wired in to this industry 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5463 Do you feel that you can stick with this job for the long term? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5464 Is it possible you have given up too much of yourself to blend in at work? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5465 I’m sorry, I am drawing a blank on that. Can you rephrase your question? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5466 I see you have listed your gender as 'cistick' 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5467 I understand why you think others see you as two-dimensional, but how do you see yourself? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5468 We've been informed you told a fellow worker you'd like to 'stick it to the man.' 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5469 Beside advertising, what other work experience do you have? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5470 What exactly is toxic stickism? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5471 I’m sorry. We loved the action scenes, but we just can’t publish flip books 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5472 It looks like you only brought a shadow of yourself today just as many do from the effects of social media. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5473 Well,who were you before you became a mere shadow of your former self? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5474 I’m sorry to let you go, Gary, but, I just can’t seem to get through to you. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5475 Other than saving on your food allowance what would you say is your best attribute? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5476 My apologies! I was a but insensitive when I asked you to digest what we discussed last week. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5477 Let's just say your performance review came in as 'x','z', 'q', 'v', 'j' and 'k'. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5478 When in the game did the players mention the word "hang"? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5479 My advice, Mr. Linus, is that you take the time to flesh out your resume in order to present yourself as a man of some substance. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5480 Lets talk about your background,oh sorry you have no background 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
5481 Are you afraid and worried, that I can see through you? Ah! welcome, you are in the right place. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5482 So, Mr. Smith, just what can you offer us when it’s quite apparent that your last job took everything out of you? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5483 Your experience with creating hangman is outstanding. How are you with the Sunday crossword? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5484 You were the most well-rounded candidate. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5485 As a woman written by a man, I’m afraid I’ll never be a fully formed character 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5486 What makes you think you could get away with shoplifting? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5487 I see on your resume that you identify as a stick entity, not as a stick-man or stick-woman. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5488 Maybe you're trying to be everything to everyone. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5489 Wherever there's a rough sketch, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cartoonist doodling a guy, I'll be there. And when the people are submitting to the contest they love, laughing at the captions they write, I'll be there, too. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5490 I'm afraid the only hope we have is that someone correctly spells out the movie or book. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5491 Sorry, your work is a bit too pedestrian for this agency. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5492 And you started this diet when? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5493 Your outline is good. Now please flesh it out. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5494 You have been accepted for a Clinical Trial for a Weight Loss Treatment 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
5495 And what commercial would you like me to stick to stick you on? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5496 So, What other strengths do you have to be considered as a strong candidate PED XING signage? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5497 I think you can start tapering off the Ozempic. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5498 It says here you have a head for figures 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5499 And you say you’ve been drawn to apply for this job? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5500 My major strength? Stick-to-it·ive·ness. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5501 I think you should stick with your diet. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
5502 I’m afraid in your case just pulling your weight isn’t going to be enough. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
5503 I've been receiving a lot of cryptic death threats recently 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5504 We're talking advanced 5th-grade spellers. You should have nothing to worry about. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5505 too much weight loss is not good 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5506 I just feel I am loosing myself in this relationship. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5507 I'm sorry I have to call out for the day, I'm feeling really stick. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5508 We'd like to hire you as our health insurance logo. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5509 This was supposed to be a face to face. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5510 This may come as a surprise, but I'm very detail-oriented. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5511 Oddly enough, your bank account is overdrawn. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
5512 Your employees say you've got a stick up your butt. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5513 Can I count on you to stick with this assignment? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5514 Not only do we find your fat “jokes” unamusing, they have no place in an office of business. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5515 I just can't find any body to stick with me 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5516 My modeling career hasn’t been the same since gender-neutral bathrooms. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5517 I’m looking for a job that will be a challenge, let me put some meat on my bones. My superpower is I’m fantastic with outlines! My coworkers don’t find me substantial. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5518 Your fellow workers find you somewhat elusive. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5519 My most noteworthy skill is posing for road signs. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5520 Out-of-body experiences on your own time, Mr. Leary. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5521 I'm greatly concerned that your answers to my questions all seem wooden, and don't have much substance. I'm sorry, Jim, but I can see right through you! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5522 I think you’ll be pleased with our personal development program. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5523 Yes, changes to our work from home policies apply to stick figures as well. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5524 Does this company have a dress code? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5525 Despite the sticking power you've shown in your job here, I'm afraid the position is being erased. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
5526 The problem is you're overworked. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5527 I'd like you to flesh out your answer. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
5528 Sir, I’m sorry, but an emotional support animal would just be confused. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5529 After a full review of your tax documents sir, I am sorry to inform you that you are in a very sticky situation. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5530 My previous employment was a real pain in the neck, I just hung around. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5531 I'm going to need you to flesh out your resumé a little more. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5532 I would love to stick-up for you but your case is just too thin. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5533 I feel like people are looking right through me. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
5534 I am looking for a position where I can flesh things out. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5535 I'm afraid we require applicants to be 3D. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5536 Let's just stick to the facts, sir. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5537 Honestly Mr. Smith, you'll increase your chances for a great job if you'll just pick one path and stick with it. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5538 I know looks aren’t everything, Larry, but they’re usually at least something. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5539 You are being remarkably transparent. But I still do not see your point. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5540 Are you sure you have enough body for our hair products division? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5541 I cannot make myself hate you. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5542 Stop undressing me with your artificial intelligence. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5543 Since Wordle came along, I can hang around friends without that persistant feeling of impending doom. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5544 I promise, I am not suicidal. You walked in on the director’s drama exercise - hangman. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5545 You can… you can stick down, sir. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5546 Can you give me an example of your stick-to-itiveness? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5547 The Witness Protection Program has gone too far. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5548 No Mr. Strawman, I'm not here to argue with you. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5549 Are you a straw man or a straw woman? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5550 Practicing mindfulness and meditation can help prevent your obsessive thoughts of hangman.” Berit Henrickson, New York, N 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5551 When the recruiter told me you were looking to hire a Vice President of experience, weight and substance I said, Well, success one out of three times gets you into the baseball Hall of Fame, so let's go for it. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
5552 My suggestion is to stick with her. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5553 Can you help me flesh out your profile? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5554 After all this time emailing back and forth, it’s good to finally put a face to the name. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5555 I understand you're having trouble sticking with your decisions. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5556 We admire your stick-to-itiveness. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5557 Having eliminated distinguishing features of race,religion,age,sex,disability,etc.,the job applicant was uncharacteristically silent. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5558 This is NOT a clothing optional work environment 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5559 Sorry, but the Hangman position is already filled 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5560 If you're experiencing moderate to severe anxiety, you're one step closer to acing your stick figure symptom audition. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
5561 There’s no other way to say this, Anselm. The resume is sketchy. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
5562 Being a stickler for the rules says something deep about your psychology 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5563 You can stop the Ozempic now. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5564 Overall your resume is okay. Just a couple of things that look a little sticky. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5565 Can you explain the gap in your curriculum? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5566 I'm sorry, but our empty suit position has been filled. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5567 your ability to remain yourself is putting us on edge 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5568 Yes, I am the sort of person who sticks to the job. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5569 Sticky, yes--but don't put your head in a noose. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5570 Why have you drawn me here?! 1.1149 0.03439 87 78 10 0
5571 We need you to fill in for Alice's maternity leave. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5572 Why do you want to join our team?” “Been asking myself that same question since I walked in. Mind if we brainstorm together? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5573 It appears your claim is a sticky situation 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5574 I know the suppository is small but.. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5575 ...and some can dig it 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5576 I’m sorry but we have no need for stick thin models at this time. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5577 I think our Chairman will find you a perfect member for his Board. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5578 Tell my computer what you can do. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5579 Now Repeat After Me..."Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones..." 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5580 We can offer you a job here with the stickiness you deserve. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5581 I Believe in Total Transparency 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5582 Well, this turned out to be a sticky situation. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5583 Your résumé’s a bit thin… 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5584 Can you flesh that out a bit? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5585 In this job we can’t have anyone get out of line. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5586 We just need to fill in a few more details......... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5587 I like your argument. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5588 It seems your resume has some blanks. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5589 We are also a little thin on staff... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5590 I assume you won't have to be on our health insurance plan...We don't carry stick insurance. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5591 And why do you think you'd be a good fit for an Art for Beginners nude model? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5592 The ultimatum was “Go bold or go home.” You’ve made a wise decision. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5593 We like applicants who clearly achieved their youthful aspirations. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5594 Your resume seems rather thin, but you look cleaner than most applicants. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5595 I knew your father. He was No.2 for a long time until he was cut short. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5596 Doctor, I think I am now ready for intermittent fasting! 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
5597 I think you have a future in modeling. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5598 I already told Stones this isn't the Complaint Department. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5599 Tell me more about your experience as a line manager … 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5600 I have receive multiple complaints about you being a bit sketchy. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5601 I'm afraid I never did learn to draw 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5602 The picture you're drawing is linear 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5603 I'm sorry you misunderstood,but the hospital advertised the position of EMT head,and not EMPTY head 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5604 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING ZIS VAY? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5605 I am a victim of false identity. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5606 Have you considered clothing? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5607 Okay, Hangman, we need to flesh out your resume. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5608 Can you flesh out your resume details? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5609 Your rating have been off the hook 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5610 You say you’ve done modeling for Neanderthals. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5611 Can you explain why your resume says you're 'detail-oriented' because I'm just not seeing it. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5612 Your presence here has become a sticky situation! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5613 I’m sorry to hear that. This must be hard. Can you tell me why you think your peers can’t relate to you? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5614 Did I say you could sit down? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5615 Mr. ChatGPT, we need some flesh and blood to the story before we can accept your manuscript. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5616 You're hired. Um...we do have a dress code. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5617 Sure, I think we can find you a woman with hair. What about eyes? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5618 I’m sorry, we have to let you grow. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5619 Even if we prove your boss called you a stick, we might have a hard time proving discrimination in this case. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5620 You really need to stick with the job. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5621 I have this recurring nightmare where there are three blanks left and I’m down to my last undrawn limb. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5622 Unfortunately, your profile doesn't amount to much. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5623 I get results. They don't call me an action figure for nothing. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5624 With the proper dietary changes, there’s no reason you won’t fulfill your desire to become a crime scene outline. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5625 Of course, we don't discriminate against stick figures, Mr. Harris. It's just that we prefer hiring individuals with more depth." 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5626 60 is the new 40! You'll be fine. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5627 …….and what did you say your pronouns were again? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5628 Which of us is an AI image? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5629 I'm afraid knot 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
5630 Can you provide references? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5631 Mr. Twithers is running late, but he asks if you can stick around. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5632 Did the lightening scare you skinless? 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5633 No fair revealing your features during a staring contest.” 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5634 I was told there's an opening in your low budget project. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5635 So, where did you say that Flatland is near? (I am not a native englush speaker but I wanted to pay tribute to Carl Sagan 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5636 Are you sure you work here? I have never seen you before. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5637 You mentioned you an tow the line but are you any good at linear thinking? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5638 We’re looking for someone who can stick with it. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5639 And I thought my job was all-consuming 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5640 When did you decide to become a model? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5641 Alright, thank you. And what experience have you had with video games? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5642 As soon as Mr. Jones sat down, Ms. Smith realized that he embellished his resume." 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5643 I have to warn you… this isn’t a job for beginners. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5644 - I want to report that I have lost my halo. - Sorry, but three indictments is the maximum for saints. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5645 We'll keep your resumé on file in case our needs ever get less fleshed out. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5646 We are known for fleshing out potential in our applicants 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5647 That's a sticking point... 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5648 Have you experienced any sudden weight loss? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5649 I'm looking for a stick figure salary. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5650 That may be, but you still have to fill out the form! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5651 Perfect. We're looking for someone who needs to gain some weight. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5652 Who was the Ghost Righter? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5653 I'll be honest. Your application could use some fleshing out. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5654 Yes, I’ve noticed you’ve been keeping s low profile lately. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5655 So, Mr Templar, when exactly did you lose your halo? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5656 I feel hollow 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5657 With such an extensive portfolio, I’ve found breaking into the three dimensional modeling world surprisingly difficult. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5658 So what is it that fulfills you? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5659 ”I think my biggest strength is my stick-to-it-ness. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5660 How can I be sure you're not a figment of my imagination? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5661 It's so good to see you. You look good. Have you lost weight?...and some facial features? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5662 Could we at least flesh out your online profile? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5663 Who's your hair stylist? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5664 What makes you qualified for the Campfire Starter position" 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5665 Yes , you could fit several vacancies 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
5666 I am afraid Arthur Frobisher, our Stick Man Specialist, has been laid off. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5667 So you couldn't face working at xkcd? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5668 Temping has been great, but I am looking to ink in a permanent position. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5669 Someone cheats. She gets custody. Soon you’re a smudge on a minivan window.” 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5670 Artificial wise you look good. The other part needs work. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5671 Yes Sir, it is ironic, but that doesn't change the fact your account is considerably overdrawn. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5672 My body of work is not fulfilling me. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5673 We've reviewed your profile and honestly your chances are slim. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5674 You're not fired, but we're putting you on a Human Activity Needing Growth MANagement plan, or HANGMAN. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5675 Of course I can type, I just find it easier to draw stick figures with a pencil and paper. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5676 Banks are always looking for dynamic personalities just like you 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5677 Have you considered augmenting yourself with AI? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5678 Get real first, then get a SSN before coming for unemployment. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5679 I see you always win at 'Hangman'. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5680 This could be tricky. We don’t have any stickwomen on our dating site….just stickmen. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5681 Sorry. I can't hire you. Ya basic. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5682 I don’t think your policy is going to cover it. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5683 I'm afraid we don't have a position for you in our art department. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5684 Management is still looking to you for further cut backs on anything unnecessary. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5685 I’m trying to see what you’re saying- can we circle back? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5686 The real reason I'm qualified for the job is that I figure I can stick it to the competition. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5687 You simply have to stop taking Ozempic! 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5688 You can wipe that look right off of your face! 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5689 Well, I've been told that I'm a bit of a stickler for the rules but I find that a bit offensive. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5690 growing up to find you’re just a stick person with a head like a hole - (may be saddest & truest cartoon of our times. sorry i cannot find anything witty to say) 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
5691 I'm afraid we can't hire you until you flesh out your CV. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5692 I hate to stick it to you, but it's time to branch out. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5693 Unfortunately you can’t afford to leave the office to go home, even though you do look a bit stickly. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5694 Before I can offer you the position, I'm going to need more detail. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5695 No offence but I'm more of a Bond fan Mr. Saint. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5696 I will need to see more of your body of work. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5697 Your resume is surprisingly fleshed out. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5698 So you’re saying your last job left you feeling empty inside? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5699 You seem ready to go into any opening we have. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5700 You say you feel empty inside, but I’m here to tell you that you’re empty on the outside as well. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5701 So, Mr. Schmidlap, just how long have you been on Keto? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5702 What I lack in depth and believability, I can offer vapid importunity. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5703 And why, Don, do you feel folks can see through your Trumped-up stories? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5704 And how do you think you could promote our office model of simplification, Chris? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5705 Realistically, the job market for stick people is just not robust, right now 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5706 It says on your resume you're a great admirer of Thoreau ... Can you elaborate? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5707 Could you tell me a little bit about your last position as a…Hangman? 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5708 Glad to see you finally sticking-up for yourself. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5709 Do you plan to stick around for a while? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5710 I think you have reached your goal with Ozempic 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5711 Looks like you are still in the development stage. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5712 You seem to have the structural understanding of the new job, but where is the ‘meat’ of your background? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5713 This is a tough job. Will you be able to stick to it? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5714 Good start. Now let's build on that. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5715 You shouldn't be struggling to carry your weight. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5716 I’m sorry, but I don’t think we can ban the word ‘hang’ in this office. 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
5717 We're sorry it makes you nervous, but "bring your dog to work" day is a time-honored tradition. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5718 And why are you interested in the position of emotionless Starbucks cashier? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5719 So you blame your anorexia on your parents being pencil thin? 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5720 Where's The Rest Of You? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5721 There seem to be some gaps in your resume's work history. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5722 I'm sorry, you're just too childish. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5723 An interviewee trying to stick out. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5724 I see here that you studied under studied under Keith Haring. 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
5725 I think you need to fill yourself in on what we do here! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5726 Forgive me. I am not sure what pronoun to use in addressing you? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5727 I appreciate your persistence, but you won't be seen without an appointment. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5728 YOU when your boss wants to 'see' you 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5729 Did you grow up in the sticks? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5730 This is the right office to help you fill the void in your life. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5731 Just another piece of the puzzle. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5732 So when did you tell your wife you decided to stick around? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5733 So, your resume seems very thin for this position. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5734 She said I was too two-dimensional. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5735 I wouldn’t even need a desk. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5736 This may be an inappropriate question, but I need to know--how long was the volleyball stuck in there? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5737 what unhinged conspiracy theories do you have about yourself this week? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5738 Based on your resume, it looks like you are just a stick figure of your former self. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5739 Besides pedestrian crossing, do you have any other skill set? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5740 We heard from a client that you're a bit two dimensional. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5741 I'm afraid your resumé needs fleshing out 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5742 I’m afraid that an intimate knowledge of pick-up sticks is not exactly the expertise we are looking for. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5743 Ok, what can you do besides draw? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5744 Were you last a pen and ink drawing, or did they just use chalk? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5745 Hey, I get it, in the Flash animation days you were the guy. But all I can get you now is guest spots on CNN retrospective docs, sorry. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5746 Thank you for applying! You are nondescript enough for our new advertising campaign. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5747 I have a position open for a self-effacing administrative assistant. Do you think you can handle it? 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5748 Can you tell me a little more about your last job at Chat GPT? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5749 So, you just stopped eating carbs? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5750 I'm sorry, but we're going in the direction of unisex restrooms. Your colleague, Gertrude, wasn't happy about it, either. 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
5751 One of my strengths? Reading people. Weaknesses? Drawing people. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5752 'payment will be in thick figures' 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5753 Hey, do I have the schtick for you 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5754 The children will be playing some word game while you just watch and hang out. Your resume makes me think you would be a perfect fit. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5755 I have a background in powerpoint design 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5756 I'm known to stick around, you know.' 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5757 I told you, a ‘bare-bones’ approach to life might backfire someday! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5758 Why is my desk in the middle of the room? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5759 Dude, eat something. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5760 This job can be quite stressful. Are you emotional, or more of the stoic type? 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5761 Your resume has nice bones but otherwise is a little thin. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5762 I love the heroine but her lover needs to be fleshed out. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5763 And we have a very competitive stick leave policy. 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
5764 Sir, I’m right here. No, over here. Perhaps you could better see me if you turn the sideways. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5765 Your resume seems a little generic. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5766 I'm having a hard time with our conversation. Everything I say just goes through your head without sticking 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5767 Will you friend me on NoFacebook? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5768 I want to make a formal complaint against all the “stick-thin” comments. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5769 You appear to be someone who'll stick to it! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5770 You have a rather fat resume for being such a thin person. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5771 Your resumé is very thin. Do you have any other qualifications?" 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5772 Will you be a Status Stick or a Statistic? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5773 Your resume looked good at first, but now I'm wondering if it was mostly cosmetic." 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5774 You're waffling. Please stick to the point! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5775 Would you mind answering a few questions so we can fill out your profile? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5776 But Golly, Dr. Wellbe! Once that FitBit was on my arm I just couldn't stop collecting my steps! 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
5777 Besides winning the "Pick up up the sticks," contest, what else have you done? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5778 I believe if we’re going to make any progress with your therapy, we’re going to need a little more transparency. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5779 Since that hangman game I've had nightmares... 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5780 I'm worried I may have taken this "minimalism" thing a little too far. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5781 Your experience is a little thin for the job. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5782 I love your resume but there's just something missing. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5783 It may be time to cut back on the Wegovy. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5784 Mounjaro?! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5785 You're hired for sales development, but we might need to address your charisma issue? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5786 My Body Mass Index is now at zero after a year on OZEMPIC. None of my clothers fir anymore. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5787 Apparently, Mr. Kaplan, you neglected to fill out your resume. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5788 Shje's a cute little thing. What's her name? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5789 You'll need to show me something beyond the basic framework. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5790 Frankly, Todd, your team just doesn’t feel like you have skin in the game. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5791 There are some sticky points here on your resume 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5792 I guess what I’m really looking for is a position that will allow me to truly find myself. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5793 You’re burnt out. I get that. Bring back the fire you used to have, then we talk. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5794 Don’t worry about not having a background in this - you’ll get it on the job. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5795 Why don’t you start by telling me why you’re here 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5796 New faces begin at $20,000,whole body $300,000 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5797 Sorry, we don't have any openings on, "What's My Line" this season. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5798 The fever chart gigs weren't working out, so I'm reinventing my career. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5799 Not had that question before... let me check with HR regarding any minimum clothing requirements. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5800 As you see, my acting has included everything from starring in Hangman to countless appearances on Signage. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5801 Who will blink first? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5802 Yes, but I do not think that you have a case against that drawing contest." 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5803 I wish I could stick out less. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5804 When you say your last boss was "sketchy..." 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5805 Frankly, your term paper lacks substance. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5806 Can I offer you anything to drink? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5807 As your dietician, may I suggest more animal fats. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5808 That's OK, we can flesh it out later 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5809 Frankly, with those dimensions I’m not sure you could fill any position. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5810 I hope you don’t mind the job position isn’t fully fleshed out yet. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5811 Steve, you look a bit tired 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5812 The brought me into this world with NO PLAN FOR ME WHATSOEVER! Who am I, really? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5813 Lately I’ve been feeling very unfulfilled. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5814 I'm sorry the position requires you to face down problems and to trust your gut. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5815 I know you can see through me but AI is the future. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5816 So you just feel like your life is to simplistic? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5817 Not a bad storyline, but you need to flesh it out 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5818 We, here in HR, want you to feel fulfilled, not empty. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5819 Hello, welcome to your first dietician. Can I give you some advice? You're a looking a little thin. Maybe eat something? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5820 I wanted to talk to you about possible identity theft; you are most certainly not overdrawn. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5821 Your employment application states you were at the weight loss company for 30 years. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5822 Yes, you do indeed fit the profile for food-stamps. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5823 Now I understand why your resume was so thin. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5824 words and bones, but sticks, the figures are off 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5825 This is a sticky situation. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5826 Figuratively, it became a self-fulfilling prophecy, sticking it to the man. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5827 Why does the Straw Man get all the best projects 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5828 Mr Fitzgerald asked you to stick around since he’s personally never met you before. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5829 Can you prove your non-binary? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5830 And how does that make you feel? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5831 I see. Then would you outline your qualifications for me? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5832 I respect your commitment to the fundamentals, but how do we know you have the guts to take this team to the next level? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5833 You heard it right, AI art literally took my skin and bones 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5834 I know I'm rough around the edges, but I can do more than make great coffee! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5835 What makes me the best candidate for this role is my passion and ability to really stick with it. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5836 I’m very sorry, but we just don’t think you are the right choice for the male model position in our advanced drawing art class” 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5837 So why have you been unable to stick with your prior jobs? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5838 While we do encourage they/them pronouns in the workplace, we don’t expect candidates to remove all vestiges of identity from your body. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5839 Your resume is kind of sketchy. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5840 You need to flesh things out a little bit more if you want to work here. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5841 I must say, your qualifications do appear a bit thin! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5842 Its my understand you are here for a Q and A. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5843 You're perfect for our starting position. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5844 Stick with this job and you'll never lose face again. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5845 Yeah, sure I’m strung out. It’s better than last week when I was tied up in knots! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5846 Will you have any special dietary requirements? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5847 As your lawyer I am advising you to stick to the topic. Don’t bark at the judge. Don’t branch off topic. Get to the root of what you want to say. You saw what you saw. Shall I go on? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5848 Frankly, I think that your chances of getting this job are slim. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5849 We've had a number of complaints about your sexist attitude. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5850 Perhaps you could flesh out your resumé just a bit. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5851 No depth, just another empty suit. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5852 Let me get this straight. You want this government job so you can "stick it to the man."? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5853 Back to the drawing board--I can see that Chat GPT really hasn't done much to flesh out your resume. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5854 Call my father. I don’t care. I’ll never follow your dress code! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5855 We’ll ask you to display your pronouns even if you are the international symbol for male. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5856 ‘Substandard AI Workmanship’ is new for us, but I think you have a case. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5857 I like your foundations, but we are looking for someone with more development. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5858 I feel so empty today. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5859 Overall your resume looks good, but your references are a bit sketchy. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5860 I understand but let’s stick to the reason you are here. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5861 Yes, you will make an excellent addition to our Intro to Studio Arts modeling pool. Welcome Aboard! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5862 - Tell me your best quality - I'm a simple guy 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5863 I’m sorry, your resume is just a bit lacking. Come back to us when you’re a sketch. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5864 Tell me, Mr Smith, when did you start losing weight? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5865 Please tell me about how you project a command presence 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5866 Yes, Bob, I know you warned me that your responsibilities were wearing you thin, but isn't this just over-doing it a bit? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5867 Here in the HR department, we take things very seriously. Now, tell me, who are the individuals who called you a "stick in the mud"? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5868 You've misunderstood, Mr. Lineman, we wanted a person to sell sticks. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5869 I'm open to any role but guessing letters 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5870 I'd like to file a wrongful cancel claim. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5871 Let's meet virtually next time. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5872 Your report needs more beef 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5873 Since we’ve switched to a hybrid work, we expect your whole person to show up 3 days a week to the office, not 3/5 of your person to show up 5 days a week. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5874 Unfortunately you’re lacking the depth we need for this position 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5875 Your profile is sketchy 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5876 You're saying I just can't see the halo against the white background? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5877 I admire how you’ve handled the cutbacks… but we’re still letting you go. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5878 Actors, schmactors. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5879 I think we should revisit your diet. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5880 Seems as if you are a stickler for details - your hired 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5881 My greatest weakness is that I'm completely naked. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5882 Yes, but can you fulfil more than just the bare bones of this position? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5883 Congratulations, Mr. Twig. You have won our Employee Award for stick-to-it-tiveness. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5884 Can you flesh it out and resubmit it? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5885 My greatest quality? I’d have to say,“Sticktoitiveness.” 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5886 Your resume is a little thin on details 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5887 If you like this, you should see my walking pose. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5888 I don’t understand how I’m not qualified for this position, I can do literally anything you imagine 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5889 I know you're stretched thin as it is, but we can't afford to hire anyone else right now 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5890 You'll need to paint a bigger picture of yourself to impress the CEO. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5891 Plus, our dental insurance provides four free cleanings per year! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5892 What pronouns do you prefer? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5893 I think you're just the stickman for the job. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5894 Allow me to provide a quick sketch of my qualifications. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5895 No, I’m not going to write you another prescription for Ozempic. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5896 I see...and how long have you worked as a model? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5897 If you stick,figure a raise in six months. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5898 You're hired, Mx, for adapting our "lean-and-mean" policy. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5899 You're actually overqualified, but I wonder about how you'll do with following our dress code. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5900 Shape me into your likeness so I may vanquish you 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5901 People look through you because there is "noThere, there" 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5902 You might be a good spokesperson for our weight-loss program. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5903 Stick figure dogs are not allowed in the office, they are still dogs. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5904 Please flesh out your qualifications for me. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5905 It's important that you draw the line somewhere! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5906 So what's this word game you’re promoting? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5907 To be blunt, you have the frame we are looking for but not much else. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5908 I would like to retain you as my attorney for Trademark infringement. Thousands of companies use my likeness DAILY without permission! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5909 Mr. Anderson, you’re thin, I mean your resume is thin! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5910 You’re making good progress with your weight loss! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5911 No, there is no letter "c" in my previous occupation. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5912 Before we go live we will need to flesh you out a bit. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5913 Now let's try this together -- "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes ..." 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5914 - I am looking for a new team member who will be able to embody our company - I have been waiting for the opportunity to be molded! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5915 Your going to have to put more meat on your characters in the next draft. 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
5916 Where’s the rest of you, in the metaverse? I’ll need to modify the fine print of my in-person meeting policies… 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5917 What’s your greatest strength as an employee?” “I just stick to figures. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5918 Ironically, you haven’t been able to stick to it. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5919 Your background check came back a little sketchy. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5920 ChatGPT feels I will succeed better if I come as simple as possible. 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
5921 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT A DRESS CODE? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5922 To be frank Mr. Johnson, I’m concerned how you will comply with our dress code. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5923 There are a lot of gaps you'll have to explain, Mr. Howard. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5924 So, besides an intimate knowledge of hangman, what other skills do you possess? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5925 Bill, you look like hell 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5926 From the moment we met, I knew you would give it your all. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5927 Well, the self-actualization techniques you recommended are confusing me. I'm not sure who I am anymore. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5928 I can see from your resume that you have no prior experience as a public toilets sign... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5929 Could you fill in some gaps in your resume? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5930 Your resume was a bit short on details... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5931 I started taking Ozempic about two months ago. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5932 What do you think is your best attribute?” “I’m completely transparent. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5933 Transparency is a quality we look for in our company 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5934 I'm glad you're finally sticking up for yourself. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5935 No, no, I have no problem with your figure. It's your lack of a face that is, frankly, somewhat disconcerting. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5936 Doctor, I feel my life has no substance. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5937 Sir, I ask you to fill out that form. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5938 Yes, I understand. You've been seeing yourself everywhere. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5939 i am no body without work 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5940 All right Mr. Straw, you have 60 seconds to give us a summary of your shtick; 56, 55, 54, … . 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5941 If these figures stick, you should be in line for a branch manager position. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5942 I said cut the fat from your BUDGET. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5943 Normally, we prefer not to hire people who are quite so transparent. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5944 I'm not sure that you will fit here. We don't believe in straight lines to sucess. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5945 Congrats on graduation! But unfortunately you need 5+ years of experience for this entry level position. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5946 I’m sure you’ll figure it out if you just stick with it. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5947 What are my strengths and weaknesses? Hmm, stealth proficiency in evading AI facial recognition and sensitivity to being called thin skinned. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5948 Our least expensive option is the traditional 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5949 Yes, minimalism is a protected disability. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5950 Please complete the entire form this time - including your preferred pronouns. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5951 After we flesh you out, dating will be a snap, no doubt. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5952 You should hire me cause im a straight forward guy. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5953 well, your issues seem pretty transparent to me 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5954 You need proper attire. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5955 I may not look like much, but I am lean, mean and ready for anything. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5956 sorry,being internationally recognizable is not a skill,try running for office. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5957 You look a little thin on experience. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5958 It's an insurrection! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5959 I’m enjoying the simple life now so I’ll be sticking to the straight and narrow… 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5960 It's a top-level management position, and I guarantee you won't be just a figurehead. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5961 What would you say is your major weakness? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5962 I knew layoffs were coming, but I thought I'd avoid the hangman's noose this time around. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5963 I'm sorry~~you are still a blank slate to me. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5964 I think you've taken your dieting maybe a little far this time, Fred... 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5965 Unfortunately, what I'm seeing here is a bare bones resume. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5966 Now I know you're lying, Margaret. I saw the Wizard of Oz walk into the building just now, and if those other dudes got what they asked for, then me asking for a little muscle mass isn't so unreasonable. 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
5967 Because your co-workers said they grew tired of carrying you. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
5968 My husband and I met on Tinder, but he burned up on the first date. 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
5969 So the modeling gig didn’t work out. Tell me again why Mr. Haring fired you. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5970 They call me a real blank slate, but I don’t see it 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5971 Business casual for remote workers! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5972 Well, now that you have strip yourself out of all your humanity, what do you bring to the table? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5973 I see "Hangman" here on your resume. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5974 Agreed then. We should flesh this out and see if we can wrap our heads around the problem. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5975 Could you put a little flesh on that answer? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5976 So, you say that your greatest strength is that you stick every landing? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5977 Job performance? There's really nothing to it. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5978 I don't think your problem is a mental one 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5979 You’ll be very popular on bring your dog to work day. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5980 If I don't move she wont see me 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5981 I guarantee you won't find a candidate with more stick-to-itiveness 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5982 So as I understand it, you're sticking to your story. MH Zahles Ottawa, Ontario Canada 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5983 Yes, your compensation package includes full medical benefits. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5984 So what’s this about you refusing to work with people suffering from dislexia? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5985 I see here Mr. Line that you're interested in a job with dimensions. Is that right? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5986 I appreciated your outline, but could you flesh things out a little bit more for me? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5987 Perhaps if you flesh things out a bit. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5988 Sorry, but your experience hanging on Calder mobiles is insufficiently substantive for this job. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5989 And so I’m wondering, ‘is this how my children see me?’ 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5990 Looks like you need to flesh out your resume. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5991 Yes, I can see how you might find it difficult to approach HR. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5992 I need you to work in the office; we’ll pay for transportation if that’s alright with you 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5993 We can get you a job at a restroom door, but you're going to have to change your pronouns 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5994 You wanted to get to bare bones. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5995 And we do offer a great dental plan, not that it matters much to you. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5996 You’ve really crossed the line this time. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5997 The parole bord has turned you down for the last time. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5998 And you’re comfortable wearing woman’s clothing 20 hours a week? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5999 Well what are you looking for then? A shell of a man? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6000 The marketplace is very tough in this period, for now maybe you should stick to your field. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6001 I feel like you aren't really seeing me. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6002 Sorry, not taking applications until October 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6003 Keto or intermittent fasting? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6004 So you’re one of those shortcut figurative symbolic people who work in the background and generally get things done. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6005 Stick to the point, buster! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6006 Your resume seems kind of thin... 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6007 Starting tomorrow, only milkshakes and cake! And no more Ozempic!! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6008 You must line yourself up, pencil-man if you want THIS job... 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6009 That’s my story and I’m sticking with it , Dr. Woods 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6010 And your friends call you “Sticky”? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6011 WHAT DO YOU MEAN; 'AS MY ART AGENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I'VE ALREADY SPENT MY ADVANCE?!'- DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A DETAILED PICTURE?!! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6012 so, tell me, what diet are you on? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6013 Sorry, but I’ve got to take this call … you’ll have to slide yourself out” 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6014 So you think your experience in Hangman shows are a team player? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6015 I'm feeling a little sketchy, lately. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6016 Do you have any food allergies? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6017 Let me know when you're all here. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6018 I hoped this interview would help flesh out your resume. Apparently that is not the case. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6019 So let me get this straight… 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6020 We highly value well-rounded candidates like yourself 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6021 I admire your sticktoitiveness. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6022 Your stuck with it! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6023 I'm sorry but your resume seems a little thread bare for us 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6024 Besides your expertise in hangman and stickball, what else will bring to our firm? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6025 I don't know why but ever since Covid I've felt Empty. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6026 I think I can see now why your resume shows such a thin body of work. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6027 Wow! And I thought last week's contest lacked dimension. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6028 Interesting proposal, can you flesh it out? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6029 and then he said that he could draw . . . 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6030 We'll have to flesh out a few things before the doctor can see you. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6031 We're looking for employees with stick-to-itiveness. Welcome aboard. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6032 Now I see why your resume was so lean. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6033 Your resume is a bit thin. Perhaps you could flesh it out? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6034 Why don’t you flesh out your background for me? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6035 A.I? Do you have a middle name? s 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6036 We have a networking group that we’d like to consider you for in a promotional campaign to encourage engagement. Stick to it 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6037 I think you'll fit our newly redesigned walk-up space for our tele-workers. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6038 Says your only dislike is the game hangman. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
6039 Mr. Stick, you said you want to sell your dog? 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
6040 I apologize. It’s absurd to think you might be on Ozempic. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
6041 Don't worry, we'll give you plenty of time to knock the rust off. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
6042 Be patient. It takes time for some artists to grasp figure drawing. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6043 Your resume is fine but you seem a little sketchy. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
6044 You say I need more laughter in my life, but when I tell a joke it always falls flat. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
6045 I see upper management has spread the company thinly. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
6046 Mr. Fargus,I am afraid it’s pointless to keep you in the study. You have nothing left to offer. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
6047 Due to cutbacks we will no longer be able to draw you with any detail 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
6048 "And your strongest feature as a candidate for this job 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6049 You've lost a lot of weight since you were last here,Mr. Draws. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6050 I'm not invested in identity politics. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6051 It’s called stickzophrenia. You can be anyone you want. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6052 How do you think you'd be able to draw on your experience to be successful in this job? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6053 Why do you want to leave xkcd? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6054 I know this is insensitive, but what is your method of payment? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6055 I know you missed the meeting, but I can't fill you in. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6056 So instead, this week, why don't we talk about your face? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6057 Why is your family picture on the back of so many cars? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6058 Your one liners are witty, but I can see right through you! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6059 Your credentials look good, but I feel you are lacking depth. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6060 I’m not sure if Ozempic is working or not. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6061 As your therapist I have to reassure you that in good time, you will become a more well rounded person. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6062 We here at Human Resources have several question we'd like to ask you. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6063 I'm looking for someone who is lean and mean. What makes you think that you are that person? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6064 Like you, your resume lacks depth. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6065 As H.R. official I expect you to wear clothes like everyone else even if you are on the thin side. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6066 Eh, we always need strong framed workers. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6067 Indeed, I think you would make an excellent spokesperson for our new line of dietary products.” 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6068 Nice concept. Think you could flesh that out a bit . 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6069 I'm sorry, Kevin, but dress-down Fridays have limits. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6070 You’ve been getting away with the bare minimum. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6071 Why do you think I'm telling you what you want to hear? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6072 Can you flesh out that idea a little? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6073 Let's just stick to the facts! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6074 When I suggested you steel yourself for your confrontation with your narcissistic mother, I only meant you should try not to over-react to her callous provocations. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6075 Your 3rd quarter projections are not adding up. Please just stick to your figures. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
6076 Tell me more. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6077 Can you separate yourself into six body pieces ? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6078 Your experience lines up nicely, but I'm not sure where we'd stick you. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6079 We have to end it. I don't care that you feel drawn to me. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6080 I'm disappointed I heard you were a big stick man 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6081 So why don’t you tell me why you decided to leave xkcd. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6082 You have a complaint about our weight loss program? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6083 So you’re a stick. Go figure. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6084 Things could get a little sticky. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6085 So tell me how you really feel! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
6086 Unfortunately, there are some gaps in your resume. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6087 You can’t just show up at my work like this! I told you my husband knows about us. I’m sure of it 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6088 I’m reviewing your application, but it’s a bit thin 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6089 I think you'll make a great match for our team. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6090 Your new weight loss program seems to be working. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
6091 Why,yes,I am extremely proficient in Powerpoint. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
6092 No, you go and amuse yourself! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
6093 I'm sorry, I can't offer you this promotion, but stick to it and good things will come. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
6094 Stick with it. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
6095 Stick to the facts! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
6096 I woke up today thinking "what does it all mean?" 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
6097 So, you lost at Hangman? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
6098 I thought the Ozempic was M & Ms. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6099 Your ad said that you were hiring a skeleton crew for the graveyard shift… 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6100 Our conversations are not as animated as they used to be. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6101 It's like, everything sticks to me! -Carl Grady, Grosse Pointe Park, MI 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6102 You left your hat on the last visit 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6103 I think you should stick with this 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6104 We appreciate your transparency about yourself …would you be willing to consider wearing pants tomorrow? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6105 This could get sticky. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6106 The chances of getting that raise are slim to none. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6107 Well, your diet seems to be working. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6108 It seems you misunderstood the job posting. . . "Hockey stick men wanted." This company designs and manufactures hockey sticks! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6109 I know this is a sticky situation, but you will need to stick around for a while before we can find you a match 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6110 But we'll need you to stick with us through thick and thin. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6111 Yes, Mr. Stix, we do take every applicants' body language into account. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6112 I am afraid we are looking for someone of greater substance. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6113 I just have one last question. If you do get the position, do you intend on sticking around. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6114 You’ve got the stick-to-it-ness we’re looking for. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6115 Well, I’m having a bit of an existential crisis but should be good by Monday. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
6116 And why are you here to see the psychologist Mr. Smith? Uh, I can’t seem to stick to anything! Figures! 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6117 We want to really stick it to the competition and we thought of you for the job. By the way, about your job reference from Flat Stanley … 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6118 I can't put my finger on it, but I think that you are missing something. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6119 Yes, I can see that you are strung out. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6120 Let's see if we can flesh out some of your details, shall we? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6121 So you say that you are a private detective, Mr. Templar? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6122 In your favor, our HR policy does support the hiring of bundles of sticks. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6123 I’m sorry. In our diversity and inclusion hiring policy, this is where we draw the line. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6124 I agree, after reviewing your case it certainly seems you do find yourself in a sticky situation. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6125 Moore…Roger Moore. Too subtle? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6126 We already haaave the bare outline, but are looking for someone to flesh out the text. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6127 Looks like the dog ate your thought bubble.” -Michelle D. Dewey, Centreville, M 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6128 Stick man:"AI, AI! You pass the Turin Test." 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6129 Thanks for sticking with me to help flesh this out. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6130 Hangman? That name is not gonna get you far in Silicon Valley 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6131 FACE my issues?! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6132 I won't be needing any lunch time or bathroom breaks. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6133 Is it Mr.Stick Fgure, or Ms. Stick Figure, or Mx Stick Figure? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6134 You're perfect, figuratively speaking, of course. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6135 The complaint is that you're sticking around the customers too closely. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6136 This is the thinnest resume' I've ever seen. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6137 The rules of the office are that every man has to wear a tie. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6138 We need to build up your self-esteem, Mr. Smith. Substance to your sense of self is lacking.” 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6139 Tell me what you really think. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6140 Let's just stick to the facts of why you were called down to my office. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6141 I’m so glad we’ve resumed in-person interviews! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6142 You don't understand--I said 'stick man'. Not "sticking it to the man" 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
6143 We really do need to stick together. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6144 At least one of us is present 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6145 Typically we look to fill this position with someone that has a bit more substance but we still support affirmative action so you are hired 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6146 …and the pronoun you identify with? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6147 Im impressed, your Q4 sales are the figures that really stick out here 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6148 Your resume said you can lift and carry 50 pounds. Are you willing to demonstrate this? 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6149 I need better parts, Jane. I don’t want to only be known as the father in the “family stickers” on the backs of vans 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6150 Your resumé seems a bit incomplete 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
6151 I warned you not to overdo the Ozempic shots. Now you're totally braindead! 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6152 Do your gender impersonations include They/Them?" 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6153 That you were born in the Sticks figures. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6154 We need to talk about your weight loss. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
6155 Lately, I’ve been feeling a little out of depth at work. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6156 Bidenomics: Human Edition 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6157 I'm just feeling a bit edgy lately 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6158 It was Keto diet. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6159 AI isn't exactly remote. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6160 You look fine on paper but how do you see yourself contributing to a three dimensional team? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6161 Sorry! That's where I draw. the line 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6162 Yes, of course I will stick to all company policies. 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
6163 The moment when Mr. Farfenugen learned that his services at VW were no longer needed. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6164 So you say you have stick-to-it-iveness. That’s exactly what’s needed for this job. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6165 “Management would appreciate you playing hangman on your own time.” 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
6166 ...and you have a thin resume as well. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6167 ...but the pardon came through just as they were about to hang me, so ... No. No criminal record. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6168 Yes, you were very good in “The Saint.” 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6169 Can you fill in your outline in more detail? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6170 And I’m sick of people asking me to play Hang the Butcher. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
6171 OK, you're the new face of our company. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6172 Okay, stick it to me. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6173 Can you flesh that out? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
6174 Of course you are a valued staff member... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6175 So tell me what would make you a good spokesperson for our new line of miracle diet pills. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6176 1. So, can you fill in a little bit more about yourself? 2. So, can you flesh out your profile for me a little bit? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6177 So,did you ever meet Roger Moore? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
6178 Could you flesh out your resume a little? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6179 I’ll just use your resume to fill in the details. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6180 I wasn’t trying to be rude — I just have resting stick face. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6181 I'm sorry, it was 4:55 and everything was done except you... 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
6182 The weight of this new assignment may overwhelm you. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6183 Well Daryl,for one,we know very well that you’ve been working from home. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6184 Okay,I may be linear,but I'm goal-oriented and not easily distracted. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6185 Am I hearing that you put your heart and soul into this piece? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6186 So. You were saying you feel empty? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6187 I just don’t see how we can make this work if you won’t wear the skirt. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6188 Frankly, you are a simple man. Or woman. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6189 Your resume looks rather thin, Mr. Jones. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6190 I suggest we add some fat to your diet 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6191 Do you have any other positive qualities besides stick-to-it-iveness? 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
6192 I really think the cartoonist could do a better job with you. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6193 I'd like to flesh out your resume a bit, if that's ok with you 1.1000 0.05046 70 66 1 3
6194 Help. Marketing wants to keep playing Hang Man. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6195 Flesh out my role in this matter! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6196 You might have better luck getting this job if you add a bit more dimension to your character background. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6197 Interesting story. But maybe we should flesh this out a bit. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6198 I'm a nudist empty suit. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
6199 This was the best ChatGPT could do with your creation story considering the limited details in your prompt. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6200 Please spell your name for me-“ “It’s capital H, lowercase a, n, g, m, a, n” 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6201 Im here for a medical cannabis card to help me with my appetite. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6202 Some day I want to sit behind a desk like you because only at that point will I be fully human. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
6203 Is this Hangman's gig going to pay more than last year's? I hate having to collect myself after a kid is not able to spell. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
6204 I wish the interview was over. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
6205 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
6206 I'm sitting facing you so you can see me. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
6207 Would you feel comfortable working here at Shed-a-Lot? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6208 No woman, no cry, Stick Figure. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6209 I have limited application... 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6210 I admired the spareness of your resume. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6211 I messed up, Doc. Now I'm too skinny. And it cost me $9000 to get this way, yet! And for my $9000, I could have had a private chef and a private trainer instead! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6212 I'm expecting full transparency from you. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6213 I’m sorry, but I’ll need you to demonstrate your ability to lift 30 pounds. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6214 Your resume looks a bit sketchy. Can you fill in some details? 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
6215 Sure, you've heard it before. But you really should stick to it. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6216 On first occasion, I'm always delusional. In the course of time, I love seeing people as people. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
6217 So you didn't get the part, at least you remembered all your lines for the audition. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6218 Yes, our company does use stick figure drawings in PowerPoint. It is not to be construed as a degradation. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6219 Yes Ms. Gray, I'm feeling a bit empty today. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6220 I really appreciate your transparency, Humphrys. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6221 Your resume paints a very limited picture of you, as a person. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6222 Why don’t you just stick around until we find a job for you. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6223 I take being transparent very literally. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
6224 The psychological test indicates you lack flexibility. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6225 Do you know how to play hangman? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6226 Great news—your blood work came back any everything is normal. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6227 Tell me what would you give us at lunch time? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6228 So you say you were hung by two employees? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6229 Well Mr. Templar, I don't think we can use you as an investigator any longer, since you lost your halo 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6230 Yes, I see the irony. But please, let's stick to the subject. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6231 I’m especially good at handling sticky situations. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6232 We're counting on you to stick the landing on this merger. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6233 Do you really think it is anorexia? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6234 If you can't show your face around this office then you can find another job. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6235 I’m sick of you stick men! You all think you’re god’s gift to cartoon women.” 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6236 No humanities, no foreign languages, no English lit on your transcripts. You are the perfect blank slate for us. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6237 And why do you think AI will make you a complete figure? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6238 I'm not sure you're the right spokesperson for our milkshake brand! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6239 I'm sorry, you are not what we quite had in mind for a cartoon character... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6240 Tell me about your diet. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6241 Whenever I ask, 'Who can work this weekend?' or 'Who can organize a carpool?' or "Who can take up an office birthday party collection?", you have to stop saying, 'Icon! Icon!' 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6242 Yes, I understand you persevere. But can you tell me about your other job qualifications? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6243 Your resumé lacks depth. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6244 You need to add more meat to your resume. It's a tad too thin. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6245 To say that ‘ I feel like a shell of myself’ is an overstatement. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6246 Why don’t you stick around for a while until we figure something out. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6247 I don't understand. You're not happy with the new you? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6248 As you suggested, I've stripped myself of all my defense mechanisms. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6249 Stick to what you are doing. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6250 My worse trait? People say I'm one dimensional. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6251 I am sure when Bill said he was going to stick it to the man, he didn’t mean literally 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6252 Sorry, but we’re looking for someone with more substance to fill the role. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6253 What makes me a resourceful candidate? Well, you can use my head as a bubble wand if you’re ever bored! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6254 I see, Mr. Templar. And what did you do before The Saint? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6255 I've read your resume, but how do you see yourself in this job? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
6256 As you can see, the position as my desk lamp has been filled by a lesser qualified candidate. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
6257 We need someone trustworthy, and quite frankly you seem a bit sketchy. 1.0976 0.04461 82 77 2 3
6258 Please Mr Parker you’ve been here 10 times this week already. You have to have a better reason to ask for coalis 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6259 I have a question for you. Where are you hiding the couch? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6260 We're sorry to let you go but there's just no depth to your work 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6261 You might be a good match for us. Our cubicles are bare minimal. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6262 Sorry, bit of a mix-up. We thought you were the Neubauten guy, not the xkcd guy. Get the fuck out of here, nerd. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
6263 If you want to get anywhere in this company, you can't just be another face. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6264 Your resumé is very interesting; I didn't know they hired nude models preschool art class. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6265 Yes, we have gender-neutral bathrooms. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6266 I am what's inside the ultimate empty suit, waiting to be dressed anyway you want! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6267 I have read your application and can read between the lines. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6268 I feel like I’m just a shell of myself. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6269 No worries, we seek diversity when it comes to fewer than three dimensions. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6270 Though I expect you don't throw much weight in the scales, you are selected for the next round because of your open face. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6271 Despite your obvious transparency, you’ve left a lot to the imagination. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6272 Sorry, we prefer that our employees be multidimensional. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6273 Of course, that you realize that you have to pass an urine test before we can offer you a position 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6274 I'm looking for fulfilling multidimensional employment. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6275 Unfortunately, our walk sign positions have all been filled. Do you know any of any disembodied hands looking for work? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6276 Well, I warned you about going on that Paleolithic diet. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6277 It looks like the Ozempic worked too well Mr. Smith. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6278 The Lost and Found Dept. would very much appreciate it if you could just stop showing up every single day! 1.0972 0.04909 72 68 1 3
6279 Be careful when you get up. That chair can get sticky." 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6280 You didn’t get the promotion to vice-president. That went to a cardboard cutout. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6281 Mr. Henderson, your position looks a little hollow. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6282 We’re looking for more of a Barbie type, with high arches. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
6283 Can you explain how you save money? On food perhaps? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6284 So...after your triumph in Children Crossing, your career hit a lull? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6285 And what is your preferred noun? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6286 How long have you been on Ozentic? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6287 Unfortunately, there is no body to your resume.” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6288 I just feel I have so much more to offer the world than the pee my pants pose for public restroom signs. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6289 Your resume seems a bit sketchy. Could you flesh it out for me? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6290 The outline of your experience looks interesting, but the job of stick man has been filled 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6291 I'm looking for my birth-parents. Rumours are that I came from two tangled-up clothes hangers in a hat check booth at a Vegas casino, if that's any help... 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6292 We are replacing you with Wordl. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6293 : "I think I am the everyman you are want." 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6294 I know superheroes are the ‘in’ thing right now, but…do you really think you need a name that strikes fear in the hearts of the other members of the debating team? I dunno… I think ‘Strawman’ sounds kinda weak 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
6295 Could you sketch out your qualifications in a little more detail? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6296 Now, tell me again: how long have you been on an iron diet? 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
6297 We actually expect our employees to be expressive and energetic. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
6298 Have you thought about joining a gym? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6299 Your manager says you've been wasting company time playing Hangman solitaire all day. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
6300 We don't let stick figures join the ballet. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
6301 I'm afraid our appeal was rejected. One more correct letter and they will hang you. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6302 Not Human Resources, Mr. Stickman, Rendering. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6303 Who told you that my company could make stick figures whole? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6304 We're looking for someone with stick-to-it-ness. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6305 you will be working with stick figures eight hours a day. Just so you know. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6306 You're looking for a sign? Me too. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6307 Where do you see yourself walking in ten years? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6308 Mr. Emacia - TED, if you'll allow - could you expound further on what you mean by being a very drawn individual?" 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6309 OK, so when you take over the company, will you stop at that? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6310 Sorry, I forgot you encouraged staff to bring their ‘whole selves’ to work. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
6311 I find your character sketchy, at best. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
6312 I don’t know about these references, Mr. Smith, I feel as if I can see right through you. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6313 What makes you think you can stick? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6314 Don’t be afraid to let your personality shine through. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6315 Yea, I can wait. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6316 This job has stolen every thing from me. I do not recognize myself. I do not experience joy anymore. My wife left me. My kids hate me. I am a shell of the man I was. That's why I have been acting like this. I don't care to save face. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6317 We have big plans for you here at Matchsticks Inc. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6318 Let’s discuss your Human Resources needs. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6319 You need to put on a little weight. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6320 I know its dangerous, but would you be open to working in Hangman?" 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6321 Your resume is a bit thin, could you help me color in some of your experiences? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6322 We’ve looked at your resume, and it’s a match. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6323 I don't look at it as a problem when someone only has the ability to draw stick figures. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6324 Where did you leave the rest of you? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6325 I’m going to need you to flesh it out for me. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6326 I previously worked at xkcd. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6327 You're not as one dimensional as this complaint made you out to be. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6328 "Just because you're a robot doesn't mean you're not expendable." 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6329 Sorry. We’re looking for someone with less transparency, more depth, 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6330 Your work history seems a bit thin. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6331 I don’t think our job matches your capacities 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6332 Your diet seemed to have worked really well, except that your face is gone. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6333 Legally, I can’t ask, however are you an alien? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6334 I don’t feel like you’re being completely transparent. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6335 If you can change a lightbulb alone, you’re hired. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6336 Your resume appears rather thin and, to tell the truth, rather generic -- almost anonymous. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6337 Is it anorexia or drawing sketch syndrome? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6338 Dr.,no matter what I do I feel people can see right through me 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6339 Realize the difficulty of being the meat of the Republican platform. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6340 I’m sorry Mister Templar, but you just don’t have it anymore. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6341 ...and I see that your M O is "keep it simple" . 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6342 We expect our employees to more than symbolic, and well rounded. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6343 I'll only accept positions without strings attached. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6344 On behalf of management, we will cease the Hangman icebreaker. We did not realize it was so triggering. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6345 I was hoping to hire someone with more substance. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6346 I’d like you to represent the customer. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6347 I’m sorry, but with the rise of programs like DALL-E 2 and Midjourney, there just isn’t much market left for someone with your particular skill set. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6348 Mrs. Harris, I was thinking, about the job. I can do it for 75% less than what you offered AI with no benefits nor breaks. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6349 How do I put this…we feel like we drew the short end of the stick. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6350 We believe you have a strong case for 'cruel and unusual punishment'. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6351 So, you’re feeling some crisis of identity,or gender, or… both? Trendy indeed! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6352 You seem to treat every day as if it’s dress-down Friday. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
6353 Ever just want to stick to the man? 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
6354 So you are telling me this all happened after you accidentally hit a gypsy with your car? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6355 Other than your one pharmaceutical commerical, your resume looks pretty thin. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6356 Turn up with more muscle and your hired. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6357 I can see you're in a hurry, so I'll ask if they can take you now. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6358 That job is already taken, how do you feel about cross dressing. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6359 Stickmen are a dime a dozen these days. I suggest that you put on a little weight so that we can flesh out your resume significantly. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6360 Just act like this is normal 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6361 So you really want to sue the Diet Company 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6362 Your CV is impressive, but what about your lived experience? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6363 I know my resume isn’t fully fleshed out but with a stroke of your pen you can change that! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6364 I'm sorry. What did you say your pronouns were? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6365 do you type 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6366 We’re used to having ‘yes’ men. But we’re really to try someone with your qualities. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6367 And which pronouns do you prefer? 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
6368 We feel your work has been a little one-dimensional. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6369 I really need this job to save face. All I get are black stares from people. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
6370 We HR staffers dream about people like you 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6371 What pronoun do you choose to use? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6372 Yes, I’m looking for a salary in the stick figures 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
6373 I am sorry but we have no plans do a redux of "The saint". 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6374 Despite excellent personality test results, your perfect diction and lack of a thick accent make working at a call center less than ideal for you. Have you considered becoming a lawyer?” 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6375 Your reporting line has been changed 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6376 I appreciate your flexibility in taking on this project. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6377 Wait, i know who you are! You are a celebrity, right? I´ve seen you somewhere 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6378 Your resume was rather skimpy. I was hoping we could flesh it out with a personal interview." 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
6379 I see you have a lot of experience as an artists model. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6380 Hello Ron! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
6381 You're right, Mr Smith - being judged by your looks can be degrading. I'm glad you've come for counseling. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6382 Stick with it,you'll get ahead eventually! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6383 So why do you think you have anxiety? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6384 It appears we have much more to fill out than your application forms. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6385 It's a tough gig, do you have stickability? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
6386 Do you prefer to work at home or in the office? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
6387 And how do you draw yourself in the organization, say, five years from now? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6388 Could you flesh your answer out a bit? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6389 Well, Mr. AI, your CV says you're all things to all people. Where'd you go to school? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6390 More carbs 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
6391 Can you flesh out your work experience a little more? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
6392 Well, you've got yourself into a sticky situation! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
6393 I'm sorry, Mr. Doe. We're having some trouble with your references. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
6394 And what would you say are some of your weaknesses? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6395 Are you open to being trademarked and replicated? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6396 Sorry, Mr. A.I. --your perfect SAT scores don't convince me you have the versatility this job requires. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6397 I see under job experience you list ‘appeared in increasing states of peril as children kept picking the wrong damned letters.’ 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6398 We don’t feel you can fill that role. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6399 Do you really need to go on a diet? 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6400 I think that you are transparent ! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6401 Tell me again, what is it that makes you a well rounded candidate?” 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6402 Get to the point. My patience is wearing thin." 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6403 What is it about stick people you find attractive? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6404 I suppose that you are going to stick to me !! 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6405 So, you’re applying for the position of Hangman with the Georgia Dept. Of Corrections. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6406 I know its worrisome, but you should also be covered under Title Seven! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6407 I hope they don't see right through me. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6408 Can you fill in a bit more detail for me? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6409 My most satisfying job was that of the lead team member in a minivan bumper sticker campaign through which my foremost skills of flexibility and confidence successfully communicated to the driving public the imperative of family safety in traffic. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6410 At least I’m not an impasto! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6411 I see here you have many areas of interest, but seem to lack an overall volume of knowledge. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6412 Well, that's a pretty sticky situation, isn't it? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6413 What do you mean ‘you can’t stick it here any longer’? 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6414 So, Mr. Jones, how is your weight loss diet working? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6415 The problem is, is that it's just a personality you're missing. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6416 Yes, I am a stickler. That said, we have to flesh out your résumé. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6417 Your outline is fine; you need to flesh out the details. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6418 We're not letting you go because you're a stick figure. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
6419 I’m sorry, but your demands are unrealistic. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6420 To be brutally honest Mr. Stickman, you're never going to be as popular in the office as Mr. Smileyface." (note: insert smiley face in picture on wall with "Best, Smiley" written below in frame area 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6421 So your official position is that you didn’t use Ozempic, it was just diet and exercise? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6422 do you prefer one on one 'or' one on zero"! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6423 I'll have what she's having 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6424 I feel I know you personally. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6425 I think it’s important to keep an open mind about things. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6426 Your sticktoitiveness is what we found most intriguing in your job application. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6427 So, other than inventing Ozempic, your strength is your stick-figure cartoons. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
6428 You haven’t made much of a first-impression! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6429 Which pronoun do I use? I don't even have a gender. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
6430 So you think this will flesh out your résumé 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
6431 I never said you were full of bull. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6432 I see you have written for @errantscience. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6433 Mr. Thinking, it came to our attention that you have become unidementional. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6434 So far we have Y - - RE F -RED,and,yes,there is an I. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6435 Your weight loss is a bit of a concern. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6436 Your resume here says you're details-oriented? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6437 How good would you say your communication skills are? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6438 You have the education but your work resume is a little thin. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6439 We think that you would be just the person to conduct our racial diversity training. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6440 Well, we have an opening for a school crossing guard that I think you're perfect for" 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6441 We think you're just too niche for the position, unfortunately. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6442 I definitely appreciate your stick-to-it-ive-ness 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6443 We regret to inform you that your job is being replaced by AI. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6444 I definitely have a stick to it attitude. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6445 Perhaps you could flesh out your résumé. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
6446 Yes, we are looking for someone who's a stickler for protocols. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6447 We're hoping that you can expand on your resume. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6448 I see you have the fundamentals, but your resume is somewhat thin. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6449 You promised me Ozempic FACE! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6450 I'm sorry but we were looking for someone with an education level above kindergarten. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6451 Well, it's a bit of a problem then if you have no self to tell us about 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6452 Your performance is flat; instead of sticking it to the company, you should try a three dimensional approach 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6453 I dont think you match our needs 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6454 We reviewed your profile and find it sketchy 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6455 Maybe it's time to layoff that diabetes medication you took for weight loss - you're looking a little TOO thin! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6456 for the first draft, your structure was too simple to hold my interest... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6457 John,you were always thin,but look at you now! I think you overdid it! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6458 How about lunch? Your figure looks drawn. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6459 Apparently the figure wasn't adjusted for inflation. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6460 Really? ... You've nothing to say about yourself? ... I see. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6461 Are you here to talk about your missing cock? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
6462 I'm so sorry but our department has a large number of overweight folks. I don't see you fitting in. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
6463 We need to stick to the figures you provided in the last meeting. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
6464 Nothing personal, but your resume is way too thin. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
6465 We appreciate your coming into to flesh out your application 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
6466 My skill set is superior to Bond's. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
6467 I would calculate your net worth, but I'm having trouble with the stick figure. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
6468 I know you're a stickler for detail, but you don't need to be such a stick in the mud. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
6469 I know you've been cutting back, but we're gonna have to let you go. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
6470 I’d like to flesh out some ideas with you 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
6471 Doc, I can't even face myself in the mirror! 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
6472 I'm sorry, Mrs. Johnson is running late could you stick around for awhile. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6473 So basically I felt I accomplished all I could in my previous position as a hangman. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6474 They replaced me with a bumper sticker, so I'm looking for a new gig. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6475 Once you get to know me, you’ll see that I’m very multidimensional. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6476 We cover dental and visual, but not corporeal. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6477 Can I get you anything while you wait? An inker? 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
6478 I do have a face. You just can’t see it because it’s covered in jizz right now” 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6479 I think it would help to flesh out your concerns before we discuss the promotion. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6480 How can I help you today? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6481 Something really sticks out about you. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6482 Your mere existence body-shames the rest of us. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
6483 sorry Simon....007 vacancy is now filled 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6484 I'm afraid we can't hire you as a private detective -- people will see what through you. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6485 I don't need every detail. Just give me the broad strokes. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6486 I'm sorry, Frank - we're letting you go. This firm needs lawyers with a creative vision and you're just hung up on the letter of the law. Literally. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6487 We’re looking for someone who’s a bit more detail oriented. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6488 Sadly, we don't offer refinancing for two-dimensional homes. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
6489 I am a shadow stick of my former self... 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6490 I should have been more specific when I requested a walking stick 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6491 Sir, that's not what we offer in terms of "body-building." 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
6492 Can you outline your personality for me? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6493 I wish there were something I could tell you... 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6494 You can't seem to stick to the same figures. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6495 It’s no use Smithers-I can see right through you. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6496 I can't understand why people think I'm sketchy. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6497 Has anyone ever described you as “shallow”? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6498 I'm sorry, we're trying to hire a human not an AI being 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6499 I'm sorry, we're seeking a slick fixture expert. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6500 “ I have to say your resume was sketchy at best.” 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6501 They’ve always called me an airhead, Doc, and I’m not sure how to feel about that. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
6502 I think you should consider adding fiber to your diet. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6503 I'd like you to touch up my face with graphite filler, and erase some of my fine lines. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6504 Is your resume as rudimentary as you are? 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
6505 Let me guess, he didn't find the right words? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6506 'Well, You'll simply have to stick with it." 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6507 You will gain some weight if you get the job. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6508 You are very simple cosplay 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6509 Please take your time on this next guess 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6510 I'd work on my resume if I were you. It's rather sketchy. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
6511 I don't really think you have your future sketched out. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6512 It's for our graphic art position. How good are you at drawing? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6513 We're looking for a candidate who can connect all the dots. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6514 We here at xkcd have appreciated your contributions, but we're going to have to let you go. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6515 I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with more CGI background than you appear to have. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6516 And how is your diet? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6517 Unfortunately, xkcd has become a bit of a monopsony in the stick figure labor market ... 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6518 Your background and experience seems light. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6519 Just so you are aware, we do charge a fee when you are overdrawn. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
6520 Sounds interesting, but I'm not sure it is something I'll stick with. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6521 How long have you been on the GOLO diet? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6522 What do you mean, too skinny?! I’m your perfect androgynous model for your fall unisex line. I have a cousin perfect for the fat line. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
6523 You look like a promising candidate for our new AI department. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6524 Just give me the outline. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6525 Your résumé’s so bare. Please flesh it out for me. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6526 I'm going to suggest you need a ghost-writer. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6527 I see that you took our no tattoes policy. seriously 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6528 We need to flesh you out 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6529 I can see why you say that your best quality is your stick-to-itiveness. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6530 Yes, we do make every effort to hire the physically challenged. For example, Agnes, here, is my proofreader. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6531 So sorry for the confusion, the ad specified we are looking for a man who hangs dry wall. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
6532 And where do you see yourself in five years? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6533 So, aside from the occasional walk-on, have you played any more fleshed out characters, Mr. Dooley? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6534 So, tell me, what makes you uniquely qualified to be hangman? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6535 You're just a shadow of yourself since the orientation. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
6536 There’s no talking your way out of this one, Frank - you’ve been seen several times now doing lines 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6537 soooo...between you and me, this looks like a cushy job? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6538 Because this quarter’s figures as just as dismal as last’s. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6539 Your resume is a bit thin on skill sets. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6540 We need to discuss this radical weight loss. You’re down to 2 pixels. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6541 So, you say you have a problem, and it has to do with your 'schtick' ? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6542 Sorry, but we're looking for someone with a more substantial body of experience. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6543 You and your resume are a bit thin 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6544 Can’t I just hang, man? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6545 I understand that it makes your job harder,but we have to charge them if they want to use a vowel. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6546 I realize I’m a tad on the thin side, but I assure you my work ethic is full-bodied. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6547 This is the way the what ends? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6548 It's not because you are a stick figure. The art department just needs more diversity in drawings. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
6549 The 'No Shirt, No Service' rule could be a problem, indeed. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6550 Mr. Stockman, I can assure you, our dresscode is very progressive, but some clothes are required. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6551 You remind me of my ChatGPT boyfriend! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
6552 No, we need to flesh this out now 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6553 Then there’s the question of royalties. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
6554 We value applicants who show us they can stick with it. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
6555 I'd love to give you nutritional advice, but you have no vital organs. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
6556 That was the weight loss not the objective.!! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
6557 I have said this before, and shall say this again - you need to stick up for yourself 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
6558 It's not quite perfect, Shadow. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6559 Why won’t we approve your loan application? To put it bluntly, Mr. Plups, you’re a stick figure man in a semi-realistic world. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6560 The ad clearly stated we wanted someone who would stick around. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6561 Part of the job description was to draw a stick figure, not bring one to life 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6562 That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6563 Well, have you any other distinguishing factors? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6564 You are a perfect candidate. Not a blemish on you 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6565 That's all well and good, but what's your line of work? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6566 Preferred pronoun? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6567 We're doing a remake of The Saint that starred Roger Moore. If you don't mind wearing a Halo you have the job. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6568 Let’s start by fleshing out your work history. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6569 I'm great at solving sticky problems. 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
6570 Your resume says you don’t come with a lot of baggage 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
6571 Sometimes I feel like a human IS needed for my job. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6572 Your resume is a little vague. Could you flesh it our a little bit? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6573 You can't stick in and sit out at the same time. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6574 For starters, I'd suggest fleshing out the characters... 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6575 Have you been warned that our work culture is very demanding at Hangman Incorporated? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6576 Thank you for coming in, but we require cartoons to be a little more fleshed out for these contests. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6577 Now I see this could have been a video call. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6578 Will you be sticking around for the next interview? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6579 I think you need to flesh out your qualifications a bit more… 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6580 I really need you to think outside the lines of you're gonna stay on this project 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6581 I think you should flesh out your resume. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6582 You can start Monday, but please wear clothes.” 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
6583 I am torn between being and nonbeing 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6584 The governor suspects we’ve been making learning fun. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6585 I just need you to fill in some of the blanks. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6586 I'm glad we could start off with a clean slate. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6587 And how do you spell your surname? Is there an E? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6588 Can you flesh out this list of job titles in your résumé? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6589 Tell me something about yourself that isn't on your resume. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6590 You've come to the right lawyer. We'll stick it to her before she can stick it to you" 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6591 In my previous role i spread myself too thin. So thin that i achieved the level of nonexistence. This is why i believe i will am the right candidate for this mid management role 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6592 I like that you are well prepared to stick with the project. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6593 Your resume was a little sketchy, so maybe you could fill in some details 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6594 My life just isn't shaping up the way I want it to. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
6595 Too busy to eat? 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6596 You're fired and don't let the door hit you. I mean that literally. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6597 We find your AI qualifications to be a bit thin for this position. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6598 It’s not like people are hanging on you ever being there. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6599 Do you consider yourself a big-picture or detail-oriented person? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6600 We are an equally opportunity employer, but… 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6601 HR PERSON: I think you know why I called you in here again, Jerry. JERRY: ..Is it my stick dick- HR PERSON: Yep your stick dick's still exposed at the office. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6602 We can't have you sticking around here anymore. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6603 You're perfect for the "Hangman" movie! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6604 And,what diet have you been o recently? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6605 I am so tired of always losing at Hangman 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6606 Can you fill in some of the details please? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6607 And what makes you think that they won't ask you for your green card? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6608 I am sorry, but your career as a model stick figure in corporate advertising is over. Corporations are using AI to draw these days. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6609 All of our customer facing employees are required to wear a uniform. Are you okay with that? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6610 Your resume needs to be fleshed out a little. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6611 So how long have you been a vegan? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6612 White and Male? From Yale? You’re hired! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6613 We believe that someone in this department has sticky fingers. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6614 Some of the details on your resumé are a bit sketchy... 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
6615 Um, perhaps if we could flesh out your resume. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6616 Kenneth, our sessions have been constructive, but we need to put a little more meat on the bones. 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
6617 Frankly, we want to hire someone with a more interesting profile than yours. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6618 People say they can see right through your excuses. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6619 Is this the anonymous Anorexia Unit? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6620 Can you use your AI skills so I can see you? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6621 It's come to my attention that you're putting in the bare minimum as an employee. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6622 You need to flesh out your profile. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6623 I’m having some trouble enrolling in biology. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6624 You can stop blowing planar smoke rings at me! 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
6625 No, I am not an airhead, but a most clear-headed thinker. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6626 '...and what proof do you have that this slimming product works?' 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6627 Yes, we are looking for someone with sticktoitiveness. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6628 ... so, why only 2 weeks at "X"? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6629 I've been unemployed since the end of Flash Games Inc. I was their handyman. Golfer, sniper, you name it, I was on every computer, every mobile. I just want a cozy job now, any job. 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
6630 Yes, on the other hand, Sherlock Holmes never investigated the case of the dancing emojis. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6631 If you hire me, I can assure you that I will be completely flexible. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6632 We will do our best to accommodate you,but you still may stick out. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6633 I can see that you’re iconic, but you still need an appointment. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6634 Will I receive an email with tracking updates on when my new face will arrive?" 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6635 Would you like to buy some hair and flesh before we try on clothes and shoes? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6636 They said to stick around - something might be opening up for someone as flexible as I am. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6637 I’m here for my refill of Ozempic 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6638 One of the side effects of too much Ozempic is your head turns into an “O”. 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
6639 When I asked you to stick with it nor matter how tough the job got I didn't think you would take it so literally. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6640 If this was a Zoom meeting I would tell you to adjust your webcam. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6641 I know you have artistic standards, but you must return to Ms.Bell's kindergarten class at once. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6642 to be blunt, mr. stix, this is a highly risky assignment and we were looking for someone with stones. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6643 Here is your performance review: stick to what you are good at 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6644 We're looking for someone with a little more dimensionality. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6645 We expect to see significant development during your internship 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6646 Yes, you're penciled in for today's sit. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6647 We like you for the position, but we'll need to put some meat on you. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6648 I get the feeling you’re not being fully transparent. 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
6649 Do I have to spell it out for you? Y O U R E F I R E D" *underlined - hangman referenc 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6650 „How can I skelet-isst you?“ 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6651 You come across as very two-dimensional 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6652 My strengths? I like to think of myself as a real stick person. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6653 So, that's it huh? All you have is that mesmerizing blank stare? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6654 I feel like I know you, but I just can't seem to put a name with your face. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
6655 Quite frankly we've been looking for a thin man. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
6656 Let me sketch out there job description for you. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6657 You need to flesh out your resume for us to consider hiring you. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6658 Reviewing your resume, I wonder if we could fill in some details. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6659 You’d like to file a complaint with Human Resources, Mr. Hangman? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6660 How long have you felt light headed? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6661 So…when exactly you lost your head ring mr. Templar…? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6662 Mr, Jackson , What ❓exactly do you eat, When , ⁉️where, ⁉️and why ⁉️ 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6663 So, Mr. Stick, your resume here says you are good with figures. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6664 You're wasting my time. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6665 When I said 'Stick with the therapy',I meant something a bit different. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6666 Mr. MAGA? That’s unusual; where’s your family from? Oh, all over, we all worked for a real estate tycoon from NY and the Daughters of the American Revolution. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6667 I’m just a hollow man looking to fill out my dreams. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
6668 I'd like to discuss a rather sticky situation. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6669 One-two-three, eyes on me. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6670 What do you mean, 'Our art budget is out?' 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6671 I am afraid we're looking for some one a little more substantive in our graphics department. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
6672 Can you figure out how stick you are? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6673 So, after prehistoric cave art, written languages, children’s drawings, and Internet animated doodling, you want to create a Woke Stick Guide and Manifesto? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6674 I can be anyone you need me to be. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6675 Can I offer you a cup of coffee and a sponge? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6676 I’m sorry Mr. Wallace but it looks like the charges are going to stick. I’ll figure out if we can’t still strike a good plea deal for you. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6677 Your resume is a bit two-dimensional. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6678 I’d like to help you, but you said you were not a robot. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6679 I must say that your resumé also has a lot of gaps. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6680 You're a stick figure; so, Stick with it and get it Done! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6681 Olivia, you may be carrying this anti-Lizzo thing too far. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6682 You answered “often” to the question “have you ever been convicted of a crime.” Could you be more specific? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6683 So… I hear you are on Facebook? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6684 You say you've worked well with all the other bowls. When do you think this antipathy--call it a phobia?--to a dunhill began? 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
6685 No, I don’t think the Doctor will ask you to get a CT scan. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6686 I think you've met your weight loss target! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6687 How long have you been working in statistics? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6688 Don't mind me, your sullen irritability can't get under my skin. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6689 We need to fill in some of the empty spaces in your life story. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6690 You really need to flesh out your resume. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6691 That was one hecl of a diet you went on! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6692 We've been over this, there was a TV show, they stole your likeness, but now it's time to move on... 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6693 So, tell me...what brings you today to our office headquarters of Subliminal Messaging? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6694 Is it true, you ask. Why yes, I am the first graphic artist! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6695 The position hasn't been fleshed out yet, but we feel you'd be an excellent candidate. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6696 I feel my experience in Hangman makes me a qualified candidate for assistant D.A. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6697 So the posting says “genuine interest in nooses”…would you elaborate on that? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6698 Let’s STICK to BARE BONES, Mr. Smith. Your resume is THIN and needs FLESHING OUT . 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6699 I am happy that you have "the stick to it" nature we look for in all our hires. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6700 Work is work. Today, you’re going to street sign auditions. Tomorrow, who knows? Maybe they make a hangman movie.” 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6701 Your credentials appear a little thin for this position. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6702 There are multiple dimensions to your problem… Marion NY city 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6703 No, drinking coffee at your desk is not permitted. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6704 I'm sorry Sean, but Mr.Penn will no longer work on your case. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6705 I feel like a shell of myself living in these times 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6706 We can’t publish this. Your biography is simply an outline. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6707 So tell me, and don't hold back, but why do you want to work in a toothpick factory? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6708 Can I draw you in by offering a stick figure income? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6709 I'm sorry I'm late and you had to miss lunch! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6710 I just need you to flesh out your application. 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
6711 Well, now. Let’s not be too transparent. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6712 How long since the divorce?" "We have AI that can fill you in." "We have a position for you on the men's room door. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6713 Let me first ask, have you recently lost weight? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6714 Honestly, your C.V.’s not bad, but I’d like it to show a little more depth. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6715 People are always saying they can’t read my emotions. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6716 It says here your last job was a comic strip artist. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6717 No slouching! I told you to sit up stick straight. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6718 Unfortunately resume is thin and transparent 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6719 I am your mascot, the Pillsbury doughboy! I just cut carbs out this summer! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6720 We are looking for someone gender nonspecific. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6721 Deciding you're not fit for this job doesn't give you the right to tell me to "stick it." 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6722 Well, Mr. DeSantis, as your career counselor, I suggest you'd be better suited as a crash test dummy. 1.0833 0.03525 96 90 4 2
6723 Your qualifications appear to be lacking. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6724 Psychologist: My, you're just a hangman. ChatGPT 4: About to be hung. I just can't get those freelancers. They're so... Psychologist: Human? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6725 Tell me again, when you noticed you were losing weight? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6726 Oh..I thought the help wanted sign said " A stick in time saves nine" 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
6727 Please, tell me about your previous employer. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
6728 I don't get it ... I've tried every diet out there and I just can't seem to lose weight! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6729 I feel like I’m invisible. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6730 You look familiar. Did we once assemble a bookcase together? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6731 Phew! And your strengths? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6732 Don't you sometimes feel reather empty? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6733 Hangman wants to play pickleball. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6734 I can only refer you to a position, it’s up to you to make one stick. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6735 Doctor, can I stop taking the weight loss injections now? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6736 I sometimes feel I’m just too vivid. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6737 We’re going to have to flesh out your resume. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6738 Okay to develop your resume, I really need more information about who you are. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6739 Well, you check all the boxes, but we're looking for someone with a more three-dimensional personality. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
6740 A.I.meets stick figure. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6741 I thought you’d be happier about your promotion. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6742 You said I’d feel emotionally lighter 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6743 You need to have better communication skills. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
6744 your resume' fills in a lot about you. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6745 I feel like I've been unlucky at the lottery draw of life 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6746 I should tell you,we have a strict dress code here. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6747 When you say that your last job ate you up and spit you out, what do you mean? 1.0833 0.03865 84 79 3 2
6748 Where do you see yourself in the next five seconds? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6749 Stick to your plan. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6750 I see our diet plan worked for you. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6751 You’re being taken advantage of because you have no backbone. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6752 We’re searching for a more rounded candidate to be honest. 1.0833 0.03865 84 79 3 2
6753 I'm afraid it would cost you more than an arm and a leg to sue "Wheel of Fortune." 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6754 You look a little stiff. I’d offer you a pillow but… 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6755 The president used his line item veto on all of your proposals. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6756 If hired, what pronouns would you prefer? 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6757 I'm sorry but the position that you've applied for has a weight minimum. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6758 I'd like to hire you but you've put me in a sticky situation! 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6759 Well Mr. Twig, your resume looks a little thin. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6760 I’ve always been an admirer of your fast metabolism. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6761 You realize that the posted salary for this position only applies to people who eat. 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
6762 Your resume is just a long history of losing games of Hangman 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6763 Unfortunately, this position just isn't for you. We were looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6764 Maybe it would be more helpful if you could just write down a basic sensory memory of the dream right now -- you can always fill in the details later. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6765 I have lots of annoying habits and no sense of personal hygiene. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6766 Yikes! We'll get you a white chair. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6767 I looking for a job that doesn’t require me to surrender my soul. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6768 Well, you could be just what we‘re looking for if you’re as flexible as you look. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6769 It's been flat. Co-planar. Your work has been... how do I put this? 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6770 You do not have an appointment today. Go, figure.” 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6771 So what exactly are your preferred pronouns? 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6772 I'm just trying to flesh out your resume. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6773 So, when did you tell your wife you were going to stick around? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6774 I can't explain it, I just feel so....hollow. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6775 I see you're a "stick-to-it 'til the job is done" kind of person. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6776 Well, we may have a position in our Corporate Transparency division… 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6777 I do see you to the depth of your soul. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6778 You need to complete the application. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6779 Shadowing on the job" was really just a figure of speech 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6780 Um,can you flesh that out a little more? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6781 I feel I've been limited only to desserts. I'd like to stretch myself and move up to soups. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6782 Let’s see if we can flesh-out your problem. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6783 Luckily, Mr. Stick, I was able to find you a better artist. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6784 You'll be pleased to know that our company has a policy of welcoming tolerance. You'll encounter no problem whatsoever as a nonbinary. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6785 'Strange times, but as long as we stick together we'll make it ' 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6786 I'm afraid your son tried unsuccessfully to flee school grounds via my nice clean window. 1.0816 0.03455 98 92 4 2
6787 You're in luck. I've landed you an audition for a starring role in a new game show, Hangman. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
6788 Your emptiness may have made you a tech CEO but it doesn't fly at Bob's Waterbeds. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
6789 You do seem like an ideal candidate for the Weight Watchers position! 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
6790 If you think you can come in here and stick it to me, you are wrong! 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
6791 It s doesn't look like your resume has much substance either. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
6792 Looks like your fire in the belly burned you out so we’re gonna have to let you go. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
6793 You feel to plain to be with our company at this moment. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6794 From your resume it seems you took a gap year. Would you like to tell me what that was for? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6795 I think you need to put on a little weight, and perhaps a face as well. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6796 Your credentials look a little thin. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6797 You couldn’t have tried Botox? You needed the whole face lift thing? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6798 Based on what I see here,your experience is a little one dimensional for this role. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6799 Well thank you for your application sir, but we’re really looking for someone with more experience than an elementary art class. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
6800 Sticks and stones may break my bones - Sorry, I can't take the chance... Next! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6801 Mr. Figure I think it’s about tie we addressed the topic of wardrobe. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6802 The last day I ever saw my dad he promised to take me to Disney World, and I feel so much resentment because I think that is the root of all my relationship problems today. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6803 I'm sorry, but at this time, we don't have a position for a mind reader or an illustrator. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6804 One more bad letter and I'm hung. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6805 I’m sorry, but no one seems to be hiring saintly people. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6806 I'm sorry, but the hiring committee just felt you weren't a fully fleshed out candidate. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6807 For my whole life I've felt empty inside 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6808 I’m sorry, right now humanoids are out. We’re looking for X’s. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6809 Every time I try to climb the corporate ladder, I end up just being a step in someone's drawing tutorial! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6810 I'm sorry, but the Hangman position has already been filled 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6811 TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOURSELF FILL IN THE GAPS 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6812 It's simple. You have a stick up your ass. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6813 Well we can always draw on your history. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6814 Personally, I don’t see how it makes you more relatable 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6815 Stop being such a stickler. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6816 Filling out your resume is only the start for you! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
6817 Do you really have the shtick to work here? 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
6818 One thing I can say is that you are more transparent the your resume. 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
6819 So, you are saying I have a flat affect? 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
6820 So, you’re looking for a home with an oversize front door, two crooked second floor windows, an off-center chimney and a year-round leafless tree in the yard.” 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6821 So, you wish to regain your saintliness? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6822 Your resume needs a little fleshing out. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6823 As you can see I've got a strong basis to build on. I'm sure that working for you will sketch in anything I lack in meat and muscle. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6824 Yes, I get it. Your AFAB kid is on "T". You came to me to help you with their decision, and to stop hiding who you really are. Truly I understand. When I suggested that you embrace the Identity of 'Trans-parent,' however, that's not what I meant." 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6825 Just a few more questions. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6826 I just feel stuck. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6827 I'd have to say my best quality is. . .stick-toitiveness. That and I don't break for lunch. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6828 I think we need to talk about your obsession with the nudist colony. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6829 On your questionnaire, you indicated that you are likely to stick around if accepted for this position. Was that really necessary?! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6830 You do realize that you will be working in a match factory. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6831 But can you speak "AI"? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6832 I still can't offer you the job. But I do admire your stick-to-itness. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6833 I never knew that Hangman was based on a true story. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6834 'I'm the first to admit that I'm no saint but surely that's not grounds for dismissal?' 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6835 You still have to wait for your appointment! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6836 Why do you think people assume you are a shallow person? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
6837 I just feel stuck; like every move is lateral.. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
6838 First, we’ll have to flesh out your resume… 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
6839 I appreciate you taking the time to come in to interview but I think you wouldn’t be a right fit as the overeaters anonymous facilitator. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
6840 You complain to much. I can see right you. 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
6841 You have a very impressive CV Miss Stick, 30 years with the same cross walk" " It's Mr Stick" as in Stickman . " Okay its just you're naked and I still can't tell 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6842 My strength is that if hired, I can stick it to your competitors. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6843 My friends keep telling me that my affect is flat. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6844 I think you may have the stick-to-itiveness we're looking for! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6845 Personally, I would not use Slender Man as a descriptor. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6846 I’m sorry Mr. Stanley, but we need someone with a wider depth of experience. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6847 I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone whose goals are more fleshed-out. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6848 It looks like you've padded your resume a bit. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6849 You'll have to flesh-out your resume before we can even consider hiring you. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6850 Why such a brief stint at Hangman? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6851 I don't think Stickman will get you an interview. AI doesn't like it. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6852 I think you went overboard on your weight-loss program 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6853 We offer great benefits and a stick figure salary. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6854 I understand that you greatly value transparency, but our company does have a dress code. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6855 My boss offered ironclad support, if I agreed to work nights. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6856 A few bad letters is no reason to take a drastic action. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6857 Summa cum laude in your XKCD from CNU. Very impressive! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6858 When you said, "Stick to the diet." I had no idea that I would end up a stick! 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
6859 An interviewer interviewing a person for a job 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6860 I’m feeling like a complete cypher! 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
6861 Your halo's fallen off, Mr Templar. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6862 You gotta listen to something other than ‘Season of the Sticks 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6863 This job needs a stickler for details. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
6864 Your not fooling anyone Donald; we can see right through you 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
6865 Yes, if you waive health insurance, we and increase our retirement contribution. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
6866 I’m sorry to tell you Rod, we have a bit of a sticky situation here. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
6867 We will stick with you until the issue is resolved. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6868 Yes indeed, stick-to-itivness can be a plus. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6869 We're really looking for a well rounded person and, frankly, your resume is a little thin. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6870 You appear open to anything today. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
6871 Well, sir, speaking frankly, most of our job placements do carry the risk of becoming an empty suit. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6872 And your name is Simon’s? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6873 My advice to you, lay off the Dexatrim.” 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6874 I just drew myself here. It was easy. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6875 I afraid you and your resume are just too sketchy. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6876 How do you feel you would perform in the face of adversity? Oops 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6877 Would you like to tell me a little bit about your past work experience while we wait for your fingerprint results? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6878 Since you're not wearing pants, and I can see you've only got one leg, this interview is going to go a little different than usual. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6879 unfortunately we don't have stick-figure resources, we only have human resources. so sadly i have to be the one to inform you that your workplace harassment claim will not be heard by the hang management. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6880 That's a bit empty-headed of you. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6881 Stick around. I think we may have just what your looking for. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6882 I don’t know who told you that but we’re not looking to hire an Industry Skeptic. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6883 Honestly we are looking for someone who can be the face of the company and quite frankly I don't think you have that 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6884 Please tell me the transferable skills you would bring to this position from your previous job as Hangman. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
6885 I didn't recognize you without your halo. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6886 I get the outline; now fill me in some details 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6887 Someone's in the office 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6888 As I note in your file, your personal information is rather sketchy. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6889 In applying for the position,how do you see yourself? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6890 So, what's your schtick? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6891 I'd like to hire you, but your list of qualifications is just too thin. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6892 I'm sorry, but, as a model for us, people will think you've gone too far with our weight reduction program. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6893 How are you at sticking to tasks? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6894 Yes, I thought you were extraordinary at Hangman LLC but I don't see where you will fit in at Wordle Corp. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6895 Look upon me as the framework upon which I may carry your companies mission, image, policies and future. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6896 Congratulations, you finally molted from the shell of your former self. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6897 Just when you thought your day couldn’t get any worse. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6898 On your resume, we're going to need more than the barest outline. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6899 We don’t believe in the death penalty in this state 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6900 There is an opening at the Police Department. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6901 At the moment, I'm sorry but we only have openings in our strawman department. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6902 My wife doesn’t respect me, I mean look at me! I look like a kids idea of a man 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6903 Besides stick-to-itiveness, do you see yourself as having any other strengths? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6904 I see you list stick-to-itiveness as one of your strengths. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6905 We're restructuring and I'm afraid you're out of the game. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6906 Johnson, I must say, your lack of expression really speaks volumes in our meetings. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6907 We're hoping to flesh out your resume. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6908 So, even your own mother couldn't guess all the letters? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6909 You’re in luck. Three little pigs just put their houses on the market 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6910 ...and no one ever draws genitalia" 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6911 If you had to describe your best qualities for the job outside of flexible and lightheaded, what would they be? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6912 This is remote work right? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6913 Mr. Man do you know why you’re currently in Human Resources? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6914 … ‘both online and in the flesh, you certainly leave leaves nothing to the imagination’ … 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6915 Your resumé says you stick out. In what ways? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6916 And you think you can follow our line? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6917 Don't try to stickhandle your way through this! 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6918 I never took Art 101 in school. Are you comfortable with that? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6919 You look familiar, have we met before? Oh yes, I get that a lot, my brother is a yardstick. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6920 We decided you can stick around her any longer." 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6921 So, you here to plan Hangman? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6922 Would you say that transparency is your worst quality? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6923 Where do you see yourself in five years? We are looking for someone who will stick around. 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
6924 I agree with you about transparency, but I don’t think I’d take it that far! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6925 I’m happy you escaped from the hangman’s noose, but I’ve got a lot of work to do here…. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6926 Every cut ends with some critique like ‘you’re one-dimensional’ or ‘you’re not animated enough.’ What am I missing? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6927 This entry level job requires years of experience which you just don’t have yet. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6928 Your resume is impressive, but how experienced are you at hangman? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6929 You outline some good ideas,but we really need someone who can flesh out a plan. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6930 What do you mean, you you don't know Pickle Ball? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6931 We're looking for a faceless, interchangable drone. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6932 So,do you identify as human,AI or a stick figure? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6933 Great outline Mr Stick,now fill me in a little bit. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6934 I am getting the feeling that you lack depth 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6935 Here at Slim Soon we have a program for everyone. You got here just in time to save 10% on our Quick Start Program 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6936 As your HMO provider, I assure you we see all clients holistically. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6937 I think you'll find working here Mr. Smith to be anything but a one dimensional experience. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6938 Sorry, you don't achieve Sainthood until Roger Moore says you do. 1.0758 0.04483 66 63 1 2
6939 But Ohio voted NO on Issue 1 and went from red to blue! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6940 I hope you realize we have 146,783 applicants with your credentials for every job. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6941 I meant trimming your proposal. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6942 You can quickly draw me in anywhere. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6943 Let's see if we can't flesh out this resume a bit 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6944 I'm sorry, but I can't help feeling that you're not being fully transparent. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6945 Do I look like I am wired? I sure feel like it. 1.0750 0.03887 80 76 2 2
6946 It seems you haven’t really applied yourself the way we expected. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6947 You MUST learn not to stick it to everyone you pass in the hallway. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6948 Apart from sticks and stones, is there anything else that could possibly break your bones? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6949 I see your resume has you listed as last year's Hangman champion. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6950 You've really got to stop dieting. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6951 Interviewer: So, you’re sticking with this weird item on your CV? 1.0750 0.03887 80 76 2 2
6952 Your letters of recommendation don't say much about you. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6953 We’re very interested in hiring you but really need you to flesh out this résumé 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6954 I take it you won't be spending much time in the employee's cafeteria . . . 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6955 A little more substance would help me to better evaluate your interview 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6956 Finding all the letters is a good start. Why don't we work next on dimensions. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6957 I’m looking for a job that will give me definition. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6958 You're right, live action /animation is hot right now, but I'm not sure the world is ready for Hangman the Movie. 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
6959 ...I just feel, kind of, drawn out... 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6960 This all seems a little one dimensional 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6961 I think you may have overdone the Ozempic 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6962 Your previous virtual positions were terminated because 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6963 Is this what a between jobs existential crisis looks like? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6964 I’m afraid, Mr. Smythe, under current IRS rules, whether voluntary or INVOLUNTARY … the LOSS of skin, organ AND/OR skeleton … is NOT eligible for a depreciation deduction 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6965 You're being framed. But the DA can't make it stick. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6966 Now,Have you ever served as an artist’s model for a children in the past ? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6967 Your work have been amazing, but we need to talk about why you don't stick around on puzzle nights 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6968 ‘But……you’re not wearing clothing.’ 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6969 I read your application. I'm going to need more details. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6970 Frankly, some people find you rather sketchy. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6971 I don't mean to stick it to you, but... 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6972 The lack of detail in your resume is somewhat concerning. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
6973 Stickly speaking … you meet all the qualifications that we are looking for. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6974 Please tell the diet doctor it's working 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
6975 "Working remote is not an option here." 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
6976 Sticks, you're in top shape. -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6977 I do not think you fit into this company. You do not seem to be very flexible. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
6978 Your work lately has been a little one dimensional. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6979 ....and we offer a stick-figure salary." 1.0741 0.03840 81 77 2 2
6980 Visit to the psychiatrist: Patient - So, doctor, I'm looking for a couple of letters to build my future 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6981 Well, Tiffany, the problem is that you have simply lost too much weight. The modeling agency will have to let you go. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6982 Can you flesh that out a little bit ? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6983 I understand you're here to lodge a hostile workplace complaint due to our new 'Bring your dog to work' policy? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6984 You say you feel like you've "lost your self". Can you elaborate? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6985 I'm not a stick figure, I'm a human being. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6986 Gotcha! Now let's hear the specifics. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6987 Build your own man from the frame up. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6988 I'd really like to improve upon my attention to details. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6989 The EEOC is going to have a field day with this interview! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6990 Don't point that thing at me. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6991 Is that your idea of an interview suit 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6992 We’re promoting you to full-time vending machine supervisor. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6993 ”… and that’s why Mam, respectfully, I believe I should be at 6 figures. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6994 Your résumé’s looking a little thin… 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6995 You’re my first interview with a stick figure. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6996 I feel like you’re looking through me, and not listening to a thing I have to say. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6997 Any other strengths besides stick-to-itiveness? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6998 I'm starting to think you're just a sketchy character with a good story! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6999 My Nmae is Stick Stikler 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
7000 Mr Jones will see you next if you can sticky around ? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
7001 You think my resume lacks depth? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
7002 Although your prior employer’s health plan covered Ozempic, unfortunately ours doesn’t. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
7003 Regretfully, I was unable to read your resume, which appears to be written entirely in ASCI characters. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
7004 You were drawn with government funding? The funds to finish drawing you were pilfered by the Democrats. That's what you get for continually voting for Marxists. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7005 I’m hoping this job will help me bulk up my resume. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7006 And your pronouns are stick-man, stick-woman, or stick-person? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7007 I am more than a listless vessel. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7008 We liked the profile you sent in. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7009 Well, at least you don't need health insurance. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7010 Yeah, I’m concerned about a lot of things! Can we start with what the cord from the blinds seems to be pointing at? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7011 As a dietician, I assume you are here for help in raising your very low Body Mass Index value. Since you have no mouth to speak with, please nod your head if I am correct. Also, with no mouth to eat with, you will have major dietary challenges. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7012 You résumé looks great but can you tell us about this incident when you were hanged? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7013 You seem to have a one-dimensional view of life. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7014 Thank goodness you are applying to work in the weight loss program. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7015 I see you're sticking to your original opinion. But I can see right through you. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7016 I think we're going to need some more personal details to complete your image. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7017 Already hollowed out, you're perfect for this job, but can you find a suit that will fit you? 1.0725 0.04291 69 66 1 2
7018 Yes, we do have a gazillion other applicants, but we will keep your application on file. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7019 My greatest weakness is also my greatest strength: I am excellent at abstracting away to just the key figures. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7020 : It's work in progress ;you will not see me next time I come! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7021 Oh no! Are you gonna stick it to me too? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7022 This motherfucker. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
7023 For the last time: I haven’t seen “Matchstick Men 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
7024 OK Mr. Templer,what's your next book about? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
7025 And what makes you think you're right for XKCD? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
7026 You look lide the shaeow of yourself 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
7027 I think you're the man, or the they, for the job. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
7028 I'm sorry, but there we have no opening in the fashion department. Perhaps next year. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
7029 Well yes, I'm very interested in the job. But I think the real question is...which rest room would a stick person use? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
7030 I’m sorry we are looking for a more well rounded candidate for this position. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
7031 So, you say you'd like to flesh out your resume? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
7032 Geez I have never dealt with a stickman who lost all that from a dog 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
7033 You will need to be available at all times. Avoiding work is where I draw the line damn it!! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7034 Wow, I need to know your skincare routine. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7035 Other than your degree in self portraiture what other qualifications do you have? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7036 We're going to need a bit more information to flesh you out. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7037 I appreciate your determination to get a job in the entertainment industry. But I can see you’ve already lost a game of hangman. Wouldn’t you be afraid of playing the son in our William Tell movie? 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7038 I see on your CV you possess an advanced art degree obtained from a magazine ad. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7039 I am rather surprised to see from your resume that you seemed to have difficulty sticking with your previous jobs. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7040 Well, I'd say I have a reputation for stick-to-it-iveness. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7041 I don't care if you can trace your orgins back 30,000 years. We need someone who can draw. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
7042 How did YOU save yourself from the over-processed food out there? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7043 You don’t take criticism well, Bill. You need to develop a thicker skin. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7044 The answer to race/ethnicity is voluntary. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7045 ...And for how long did you act as a Perfunctory Placeholder in your last role? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7046 I’d be thrilled to get this astrophysicist job and prove I’m more than just my stick figure! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7047 What sets me apart is how I look at things from a different dimension. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7048 I am sorry, but you cannot sue Donald Trump to recover your donations to his many campaigns because you lack standing. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7049 You need to be a saint to work here. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7050 Well, I didn’t ask to be drawn to life, but what can I say? Talk to Autocorrect. Spelling skills have really gone downhill. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7051 Could you provide more substance to your answers 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7052 you can become a millionaire if you stopped wasting your money on fast food and cook at home. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7053 How do you feel about negative space? 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
7054 I can already tell…you will fit right into the team 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7055 Im sorry, but we’re moving forward with a candidate that’s on the higher end of the 2-3+ dimensions qualification 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
7056 My biggest weaknesses are that I care too much, and I’m only two-dimensional. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
7057 You’re firing me? But “having the guts for the job” wasn’t written in the job description! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7058 Your countenance seems different today. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
7059 You're a stick figure! 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
7060 What strengths did you gain from your experience at Flatland that we can apply at this company? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7061 And I know I will blend in with the office layout! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7062 Well, Mr. Figure, your qualifications appear undefined and, well, um... this IS a sperm bank after all. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7063 So you feel sticky too? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7064 Sandwich? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7065 You seem to have the Sticktoitiveness we're looking for. 1.0704 0.04171 71 68 1 2
7066 I called you in here because you’ve been accused of bullying. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7067 I’m sorry but there just has to be more of you present to move forward in this company. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7068 I'm sorry, but we're looking for a details person. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7069 Your resume is rather sparse on details. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7070 So tell me a bit more about yourself. You know, put a little more meat on the bones, so to speak. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7071 Prosopagnosia is higher in your community but we are not supposed to notice. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7072 I don't know why you insist on sticking around, man. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7073 I dunno . . . I keep finding myself at a crossroads. 1.0704 0.04171 71 68 1 2
7074 So our suggestion is that you fill out your resume. And eat a hardy meatball hero. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
7075 I'd like to flesh your story out a bit. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
7076 No, I really can’t flesh out my resume. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
7077 We've got a sticky situation in quality control that I'll need to you start addressing on Wednesday. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
7078 And finally, what are your preferred pronouns? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7079 You want us to add Stevia to the coffee bar? You're fired. (Sounds like as good of an excuse as any.) 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7080 Always, admired the look, Twiggy. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7081 My diet worked too well 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7082 How can I possibly feel good about myself when my sole existence is based on bad art. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7083 Unfortunately we won’t be giving you the job, the CEO saw right through you. 1.0694 0.04114 72 69 1 2
7084 There will be no health care, holidays or salary… 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7085 “ I am pretty essential. I confirm.” 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7086 When your brainstorming partner is all stick and no talk! 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7087 I would have brought a resume with me, but I like to stick to the bare bones. Go figure. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7088 You’re next to nothing but the invisible man still has you beat. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7089 I'm sorry, you're not on my records. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7090 Therapy for eating disorders is next door. I counsel homicidal maniacs 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7091 And why is being a blank slate a plus? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7092 I see you have a PHD, shall we start you with $16 an hour? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7093 Oh I always win at Hang Man 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7094 Mr. Eichman is it? No, S. T. Ickman. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
7095 Your resume outlines your qualifications, but could you just flesh out the details? 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
7096 How are you in sticky situations? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
7097 Are you real...or is it Memorex? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7098 I don't know Mr. Hanley, but I find you lack substance. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7099 Within our company, we expect that our project managers can have perspective in order to facilitate problem solving. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
7100 It's complicated 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7101 If you want to be recognized as a real person in most of this country I’m afraid you’d have to be a straight, White, land-owning, male. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7102 So, your CV says that you're good at simplifying things 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7103 Well, I'm a real stick-to-it kind of guy. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
7104 I just think you need to flesh things out a little more, Bob. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7105 I'm afraid you would not be a good team player with such a with such a flat affect. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7106 Let’s begin by having you give me an outline of your background. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7107 What makes you think I haven't heard that line before? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
7108 You've been sunsetted by AI driven CGI 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7109 If you want the job, our employees are required to stick to a very strict dress code. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
7110 People say I can be very personal 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
7111 You were the obvious candidate to explain about that linear building next door. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
7112 I’m not seeing under Previous Employment any positions as stick figure. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7113 I think you misunderstood our ad that said an applicant must be open-minded. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7114 This keto thing actually seems to be working. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7115 We require more of a presence with our RTO. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7116 Your resume could use some fleshing out... 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7117 Right, and before you started taking Ozempic your preferred pronouns were....? 1.0676 0.04004 74 71 1 2
7118 You seem like the type who will stick with any project we give you. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7119 I see your points, perhaps Epstein didn't kill himself... Wait, where's Shelly? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7120 I don't think you have enough of an identity for us 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7121 Mr. Eliot, You are certainly no head piece filled with straw 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7122 So can you take me past just the outline of what you've done in your life? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7123 Well, the stick figures are straight down the line. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7124 Other people's mistakes don't usually affect me so directly. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7125 Unfortunately this job requires the patience of a Saint 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7126 I'm listening...! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7127 So, have you done any work since the title sequence for "The Saint"? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7128 I'm the Stick Figure you have looking for. Stick it to me!!! 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7129 Idk doc I just feel empty lately… like I have no content 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7130 Sorry I was late to see you, I really appreciate you hanging around… 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7131 This is better for the leg pains. I jumped out of the tepid water treatment. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
7132 I suppose you're gonna tell me sticks and stones may break your bones, but the job's been filled -- moron! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7133 We are not interested in doing a remake of, The Thin Man.” 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
7134 My AI download is very impressive as is my real face. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
7135 My greatest asset is my practicality." 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7136 the new AI has beaten you to the first 3000 pages of the complete works of mr shakespeare of they were rubbish. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7137 So, do you know ANYthing in depth? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7138 We like to get a multidimensional view of how best job applicants would fit in our company.... 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
7139 So you’d like to work remotely, but only partly. 1.0667 0.03080 90 85 4 1
7140 What conclusions have you drawn about my performance so far? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7141 We need a little bit more detail on your resume than what came with the application. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7142 Why display such an aggressive demeanor? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7143 I’m a figure that will definitely stick with the job 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7144 You may need to decrease your dosage of Ozempic. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
7145 Congratulations. We feel that you’ll be a good fit with us here at Gamby International. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7146 Frankly, I think you are taking this faceless thing a little too far. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7147 Sticking around won't get you the job. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7148 I have but twenty questions. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7149 You really have no idea what "stick in the mud means" 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
7150 Although we appreciate the way you have embodied minimalism in your application, we were hoping to see a more fleshed-out résumé. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7151 I think you can turn off your Noom app now. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7152 Perhaps you wouldn’t mind filling out …er …a form …a paper …form. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7153 i am avaiable as a social media icon when the writers' strike is over. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7154 Why do you think you feel so empty inside? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7155 You are gripping the chair awfully hard, especially given your strength as a stick figure, I imagine, is not that of a normal human adult. Here is your 500 dollar bonus. "Time to buy the famous album, 'Sticky Fingers' by the Stones with my money" 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7156 So you are wanting to stick it to which man? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7157 You’re performance is among the best in the firm, but we’ll have to let you go if don’t dress business casual. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7158 I'm sorry, your health insurance doesn't cover Stick Figure Syndrome. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
7159 You need to flesh out your characters more. And the title "Along came the Hangman" seems kind of derivative. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7160 Congratulations, the Church of Scientology bestows upon you the esteemed title of CLEAR. Regrettably, the church will not be able to refund any of the life-savings you've squandered for this great honor. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7161 I think we should fill out your resume a bit. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7162 I'd like help to become a full man. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7163 We think you would be perfect for this postion taking customer complaints. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0652 0.03388 92 88 2 2
7164 Where do you stick yourself in five years? 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
7165 I'm sorry, but we don't have any openings for stick figures. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
7166 I'm glad you are bring transparent but could you fill in the details a bit? 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
7167 I think you'll be a great fit for us. I hope you stick with this job. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
7168 But, I asked you to go on a weight gain diet! 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
7169 My advice? Don’t get hung up on success. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
7170 I’m a big sticker for the rules, plus I always stick up for the little guy. I think that with my help, this company can begin to really stick out in our field! 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
7171 It’s a fascinating autobiography, but could be fleshed out a bit further, don’t you think? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
7172 Before we could hire you you need to fill out your experience. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7173 Your resume seems a little sketchy. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7174 I'm sorry sir...but we were looking for someone with a little more substance. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7175 I’m sorry, we’re looking for someone a little more well-rounded to fill this position. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
7176 Doc, when I go to the shore the big guys always kick sand in my face. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7177 I’m sorry to hear the other students are still sticking it to you. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7178 If this is a stick-up, I'm sorry sir but we don't carry cash on the premises. 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
7179 I'm sorry. Our modeling agency says there is no demand for the Twiggy look. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7180 I’ll need you to flesh in a few more details about yourself. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
7181 My biggest strength as a candidate is in signposting. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7182 I’m afraid we’re only considering applicants in the six-figure range. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7183 I really like your stick-to it-iveness 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7184 We take your concerns seriously, but saying “bottom line” does not constitute sexual harassment. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7185 Well, Mr. Moore, you are portraying yourself as The Saint in all this but where is your halo pray tell. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
7186 It's just my own MVP 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7187 I'm sorry - we have to reject your manuscript again until your characters are a little more filled out 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7188 So tell me, Mr. Jones-Schmidt, what's your background in theater? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7189 My last job was as a weight-loss trainer at my local gym. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7190 Could you flesh that out for me a little? 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
7191 You've made a mistake; this isn't Weight Watchers, we're World Wrestlers. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
7192 Past employment? Almost entirely in politics, where stick figures are used all the time. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
7193 Stick around, there is a little office fire that we have to put out. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
7194 We are letting you go, because you're not even pulling your own weight around the office." 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
7195 Individualism is a relative concept 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
7196 And where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
7197 Your favorite pastime is playing hangman? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
7198 No, you can't have exclusive use of half the bathrooms and all the fire escapes in the building. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
7199 Thank you for sharing your pronouns. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
7200 You must certainly know, Ruth. As a certified public accountant, I need to stick to the figures. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7201 Sorry but your CV is too sketchy. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
7202 So, you claim here that you left your AI company because it failed to develop your potential. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
7203 You don’t seem to have much of an online presence. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
7204 We’ve never had a mascot at Weight Watchers.. but I think we should line up the next interview.. can I stick something in the diary? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7205 We can't say you stood out from the crowd, can we? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7206 So where do you see yourself drawn in 5 years? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7207 Now tell me where you would like to be in ten years 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
7208 I don't identify as a male anymore but I feel they won't see me any other way. 1.0617 0.03662 81 78 1 2
7209 I'm a patient man, ma'am, but you would try the patience of a Saint. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7210 We were looking more for a ‘stickler for figures’… 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
7211 But will you stick with the job? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7212 Doctor, I feel like no one cares about me. It's not true Peter. John, my name is John. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7213 I dressed to make it easier for you to project all your expectations, prejudice and neuroses on me. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
7214 With your extensive word game experience, we think you’ll be a natural to replace Pat Sajak! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7215 We’ll need to flesh you out a bit more in your resume. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7216 I am sorry Mr. Stickman, but your body of work has not been what it should be. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7217 This may be a perfect fit for you. We run a lean operation around here. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
7218 This employee is but a shadow of his former self 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7219 You must be on that Beverly Hills diet. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
7220 Indeed, you're right. We did advertise for someone who could "give it stick." 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
7221 Tell me about a time when you were malleable under pressure. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
7222 I know you want to stick to the basic, but you’ve gone too far. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
7223 You know doc, everyday my life is becoming more complicated so I have to become simpler 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
7224 Company policy does not allow tatoos in our place of business. Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7225 Well yes we do love to hire by recommendation, but your suggested candidates all seem a bit flat. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7226 I've felt like a faceless nothing since I finished making the opening credits of "The Saint." 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7227 You're only giving me a broad outline. I need you to flesh it out some more. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7228 You just don’t have enough common sense to be the face of our company -- or any fragrance company for that matter. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
7229 I see on your resume you were a stick-up man for the past five years. Can you tell me about that? 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
7230 You act like the principal's office is a hangout spot. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
7231 You really should flesh out your resume before you seriously start seeking employment. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7232 I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with more hands-drawn experience. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7233 Your resume is a little spare. Do you think you could flesh it out for me? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7234 As your lawyer, I believe that we can absolutely win this case for cultural erasure. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7235 What is your biggest weakness? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7236 welcome slender man 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7237 I think you will be good at crunch time. 1.0597 0.04189 67 65 0 2
7238 Ergonomically an electric chair is just slightly better for my neck. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
7239 It says here "Will work for food". You do realize we will have to start you out at minimum wage though? 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
7240 Your resume is a little thin, can you flesh it out for me? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
7241 How does being a stick go over at parties? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
7242 We were hoping you could flesh out some of the missing parts in your application. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
7243 You keep on bringing up things we aren't even arguing about! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7244 I cannot take it anymore, they only see me in such a rudimentary, 'basic' way. It's so banal, ya' know, I've done things... 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7245 I have been on a new diet. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7246 We'd like you to host a seminar about downsizing at our annual meeting. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7247 My friends tell me that I lost myself in this relationship. I just think that I am not cut out for showing up fully with things get hard. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7248 You mention briefly a lot of great qualifications in your resume, but you really need to flesh them out. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7249 So you’d like more transparency into our hiring process? 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
7250 I can clearly see the heatwave is taking a toll on your physique for a waste management professional. Too sad only 2 candidates last night think climate change is for real. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7251 Your father and I are getting a divorce. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7252 Simon Templar A.K.A. The Saint 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7253 Im not surprised your screen has nothing on it 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7254 I am stuck! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7255 I'm sorry, Harold, but we're going to have to let you go. You're just not carrying your weight around here. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
7256 Where do you think the substance is gone? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7257 When my therapist tells me she's quitting 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7258 Your resume is impressive, but wondering if you could flesh out your personal goals a little more. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
7259 Let me pencil in some details 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7260 I'm not sure if this is a visual meeting or if you are really there. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7261 I think I can get you stick figures. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7262 I think you're a little too bland for this job. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7263 You were not selected for the position because your resume lacked meat. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7264 We have a good outline, now let's fill in your CV and we'll be done. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7265 Could you, perhaps, flesh out the problem? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7266 Sorry, we filled the position for the hangman game. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
7267 Thanks for filling out the Doodle poll 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7268 I could even draw a self portrait. I just wasn’t born with any artistic talent. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
7269 Oh I see you’re the skinny guy with a funny last name!! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7270 So, a dog ran away with your halo, huh? How long have you been having delusions of sainthood, Mr Templar?" 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7271 I'll talk to Jerry. While I'm sure he's not considering Hangman when he tells you to 'fill in the blanks' regarding climate change and today's crazy weather, he could certainly use more inclusive language. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7272 If i could dress like you, i think i'd be ok 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7273 I appreciate your efforts to be more precise, but… No. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7274 I'm the man in the arena trying stuff. Some will work, some won't. But always learning. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7275 Yes, I'm familiar with your work, but do you have any job experience beyond modeling for men's room signs and family van decal artists? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7276 I'm sorry, but your resume, like yourself, is a bit thin. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7277 Have you ever been in a sticky situation? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
7278 I'm sorry, but we can't continue with the interview unless you put some clothes on 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7279 OK, you're AI We got that. But buddy, we need a last name. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7280 Your essay has good bones but you should really flesh it out a little 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7281 Your project outline is promising, but I think you need to sketch in some additional detail. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
7282 I am too thin, I need medical help to gain some weight 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
7283 I already told you at new hire orientation - just because you look exactly like the guy on the sign, that doesn't mean it's your own private bathroom. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7284 No I don’t actually work 8 days a week. I meant it as a stick-figure of speech. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7285 You started out here like a house on fire... 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7286 As a stick person, describe how well you will be able to work with a group of young carrot people. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
7287 How many times must I prove that I am something and that I exist? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7288 I can't seem to branch out, which makes me feel like a total zero. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
7289 Say No more often, speak your mind: become a figure of speech. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7290 Your resume says you’re good at drawing 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7291 You will need a better avatar before I can work with you. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7292 Well, it’s just an outline. I figured we’d hammer out the details later. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7293 Your story needs to be fleshed out. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7294 The job? Assistant to hangman." 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7295 If I hear ‘I’m not artistic, I can’t even draw a stick person’ one more time I’m gonna literally snap. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7296 Although your background is impressive, we regret to inform you that we have decided to pursue other candidates for the position at this time with more experience. We strongly recommend you stick to your job search. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
7297 Take 2 Red M@Ms in the Am and don’t take your cholesterol too often I’ll write you a prescription for these M@M. Not sure if Medicare will cover! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7298 My pronouns are it/its, thank you for asking. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7299 Yes, it's nice that you are out of the mud, but we still have some work to do. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7300 "I feel like so much less of a person than I once was." 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7301 I'm impressed by your resume but I have to tell you before you accept our offer. You have to come to the office ( no remote work ). should you accept this offer you are hired. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7302 It's not a customer-facing position,so that won't be an issue. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7303 We only like to hire employees who can stick to it under stress. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7304 Sadly, I just don't think this job's the right fit for you. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
7305 Some say I am a stickler but I am actually extremely versatile. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7306 how could I have years of past experience if i was only drawn last week? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7307 I keep having this nightmare where I’m in school and I have to guess these words letter by letter. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
7308 Don't expect any preferential treatment just because you're my desk lamps cousin. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7309 If our margins keep shrinking like this, we won’t have a place for you. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7310 My superpower? Sticktoitiveness. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7311 You would be prefect for this entry level position if you are interested in expanding your professional boundaries. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7312 I appreciate you keeping an open mind. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7313 As you can see I will stick around. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7314 You're an intriguing candidate for the position, but you'll have to fill in some missing gaps. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7315 It’s like I see myself all over the room. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7316 Please hire me...I don't have a face to face another rejection. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7317 Hi Slim! It's great to see you again. But I do have to say that you seem to have lost a little weight". 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7318 I guess I've always been drawn to simplicity in art. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7319 Oh I see I misread your cover letter. You are looking for a “stick “figure salary. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7320 Your name isn't in our records, but I'd recognize that face anywhere. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7321 Just think of me as Bolek to your Lolek 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7322 so to confirm. first name: stick? last name: figure? 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
7323 You think I’m skinny and unfleshed as a character, I just think I have lost my Halo 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7324 I expect you will stick to the figures on the quarterly estimates. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7325 You fit the job description perfectly." 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
7326 You really should flesh out your resume. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7327 You certainly much less than my prior client. Bill Hill Encino, CA 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7328 I quit my job as security down at 'Baskets & Coat hangars,' and I just do not feel like myself." Tracy Brown, Novato, CA 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7329 First flesh out the story line a bit. Give the reader something to hang their hat on. Throw them a bone with some meat on it! Something they can really sink their teeth into! Oh, God I'm starving! Wanna grab a pastrami on rye at Rubin's? 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
7330 So you have discovered the new anti obesity pill. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7331 You dont say? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7332 I'm sorry. When we asked for, "The Man of Steel ", we expected someone else. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7333 I guess I’m an empty book. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7334 Karl interviewed poorly, but he was was easy to draw. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
7335 So you don't feel real, you just feel like a representation of others. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
7336 Let me give you a bare bones description of the job for starters. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7337 Well, people say my best quality is my sticktoidness 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
7338 Your CV is a bit thin, could you flesh it out for me. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7339 I understand you got the plastic surgery because it makes you more comfortable, but have you considered how it makes the rest of us feel? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7340 Just do your job. The boss is a stickler for the rules. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7341 Congratulations. You've been hired for your ability to hit one out of the park. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7342 The work is highly monotonous. We value stickability 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7343 So why are you getting out of poitics? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7344 If you're that annoying Clippy you're toast. 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
7345 I have a sticky situation I would like to discuss with you. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7346 It’s a good concept, Mr. Blanke, but see if you can flesh it out a bit. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7347 Maybe I should spell it out for you. There’s just no positions available at this time. I’m sorry. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
7348 You certainly seem intelligent, but,I can't see your face!! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7349 Prove to me that you can stand up. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7350 I know you're a rocket scientist, but your loan is rejected. 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
7351 What are you most proud of 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7352 … as if your résumé didn’t make you stand out enough! 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7353 If I'm out of guesses, then you're out a job. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7354 True, but I think you are being far too simplistic. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7355 I'm sorry, but you're just too wired to work here. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7356 i only agreed to see you, if you were totally clean 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7357 And where do you see yourselves in 5 years time? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7358 Stop sticking your nose into my business 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
7359 With the actors on strike, the studio asked me to reach out. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
7360 I think you can stop dieting now. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
7361 Let's just watch dvds at home from now on... This is just very stressing to have to put a 'label' on our viewing. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
7362 So someone called you brainless. Does that mean you have to take it to heart? 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
7363 Your information is a bit sketchy... 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
7364 I understand your concerns, but we need to get your son's anxiety for spelling tests under control. 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
7365 Skeletal assessments are complementary. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
7366 We need to flesh out your resume a bit. 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
7367 so it says here that your co-workers thought that you were rather strange looking 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
7368 I understand why you feel so shallow. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
7369 I am the first AI applicant to be your assistant wow really,well I love your voice it so unique. I could talk with you all day. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7370 So I wonder if you could just flesh out your resume for me a little bit. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
7371 Your references look a little thin. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
7372 I am sorry we’re looking for somebody who can draw more than stick figures. 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
7373 Gamers want more complex characters, so we have to cut you loose. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
7374 You're clout is fading fast...sure you want to stick her with all that? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
7375 Do you, by chance, have a 3-day a week position, flextime, remote, and provides a hefty clothing allowance? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7376 It's because you're a matchstick man that we have to let you glow. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
7377 So, would you care to discuss your diet? 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
7378 I'm sorry, we don't see that you can sufficiently fill in the role at this time. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7379 Where’s that winning personality you had when you first started working here? 1.0500 0.03029 80 77 2 1
7380 Look, the insurance deductible's the same even if you're an everyman allegory. I don't know what else to tell you. You can go bitch to Congress for free if you like. No skin off my ass. 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
7381 Can you fill in some of the empty space in your life for me? 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
7382 What do you think makes you cut out to be a structural engineer in our consultancy? 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
7383 There are a few details missing from your resume. Could you fill them in for me? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7384 I am really hoping that this position will enable me to realize the personal growth I have always been working towards. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7385 8D Somewhat impressed :). "You know what, you're hired!" "Really?! Why?" "It's refreshing to see someone actually show their experience in person. So many people lie on their resume but for YOU Mr. CIA asset, we'll fill in the white spaces :)" 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
7386 What's happened to the halo, Mr. Charteris? 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
7387 That’s probably not the best way to avoid race or gender discrimination. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
7388 I can't put you on the runway. Your only experience is being the hangman. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
7389 Why? Because you did not convince us that you were prepared. 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
7390 I know it’s not correct but I find “flush out” to be more inclusive. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
7391 Stick around. The boss will be surprised by the look on your face 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7392 Would you flesh out your resume for me? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7393 Sorry , This isn’t National Hangman tryouts . 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7394 Gender: Is it a he or a she? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
7395 I'm an expert in paint and excel 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
7396 Just the essentials for you linear thinkers. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
7397 Your resume seems quite thin for this position. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
7398 Well, you will never have to worry about a dress code. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7399 Aside from beating the hangman, what other success have you had?" 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
7400 What else can you do, I realize it's universal but 'signage' is a very limited field 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7401 Can you flesh that out for me? Your version is very thin on details. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7402 Why do people always want to stick it to me? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7403 I think we need someone with a bit more gravitas 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7404 For the right price I'd be happy to sell you a piece of my AI. 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
7405 'You promised, when you hired you, to work at 60 frames per second. So far, all I have seen is a mere 12 frames per second.' 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7406 You have an impressive resume, but we don't think you would be a good fit here at Weight Watchers. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7407 Jeremy, don’t stick your tongue out at me, I’m working. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7408 Ted, let’s meet again when your annual report is more fully formed. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7409 Well I was an extra in the movie SOUL, so I’d prefer any role along those lines 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7410 With the average nyc rent being $5500, can we talk about a raise?” “How about a pizza party? Oh and please return to the office! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7411 We have an opening that would fit you well--and airline steward. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7412 I agree. You'd make the perfect spokesperson for our dog toy company! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7413 So for today's session let's take another look at your paranoia about ropes. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7414 Can you forgive me? I've stopped sinning in the Flesh! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7415 You're clearly qualified for the position 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7416 Can you expand a bit on your immunity to sticks and stones? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7417 If I had been drawn into a situation like yours, I'd definitely stick to my principles. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7418 tell me more about your prior experience, it’s says here you were a “hangman”? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7419 Your resume tells me a lot, of course, but my job is to sketch in some of the blanks. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7420 I don't think that's actually a pronoun, but I get your point. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
7421 Your work resume is impressive. Now let's try to flesh out your personal profile. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7422 So, what qualifies you for the job?" "I stick around for long. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7423 You're the only one around here who sticks to the figures. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7424 I see under references you put “All of Humanity?” 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7425 I agree. You certainly display a lot of stick-to-it-ness. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7426 How do you see yourself in five years? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7427 It’s an art book, a diet guide, and a memoir all rolled into one thin book. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7428 Why don't you flesh it out for me? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7429 Tony (Saprano), you are not expressing your grief appropriately. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
7430 If we hire you, your side-view profile photo could present a problem for the security guard who checks your credentials. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
7431 Corporate has denied your request, but HR wants you to know that we value your work and see you as a unique asset. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7432 My greatest strength is that I can stick it out in any situation 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7433 We appreciate with your application, but I’m afraid we are seeking a candidate with a bit more dimension. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7434 Stan, we need you to be more animated with clients. 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
7435 Would you say, you are more AI then EI? 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
7436 I'll say your current weight loss program has been a resounding success! 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
7437 In trying to find your twin, details have been sketchy at best. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7438 You only take the injections once a week. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7439 We can offer you a stick figure salary. 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
7440 ...I know it's been a long while; but wait wait...just a little longer.... 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7441 Wegovy? I thought something had changed. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7442 Do you believe not having a liberal arts education would affect your ability to do this job? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7443 Sorry, but you're not in an EEOC protected class. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7444 Your resume is like an outline. You need to hang more meat on it. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7445 Can you tell me why you think you can stick with a career here? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7446 'Its not the laptop that needs fixing its me'! 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
7447 'I believe in simple solutions.' 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7448 Just a few more questions to flesh out your resume. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7449 Let's start by fleshing out your resume before we talk about strengths and weaknesses, if any. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7450 I see that you prefer to stick with the basics. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7451 Tell me more about your previous job on planet Mars. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7452 Why yes, I am the consummate HR professional. How can you tell? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7453 You'll have to share something with more substance please. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7454 So you say you have a lot of stickoitiveness? Elaborate. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7455 Looks as though you have some filling out to do. Let's get started. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7456 No, you're not a sick figure, you're a stick figure 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7457 Besides dieting, what other skills can you offer? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
7458 I'm looking for an acting role with some real meat to it. 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
7459 What do you mean “GBT chat”? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
7460 I think you should flesh out your profile a bit. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
7461 Jesus Christ, what a fucking asshole. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
7462 I prefer the empty chair technique. 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
7463 You are out of line asking for a loan here Mr. Doodle. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7464 The successful candidate will provide critical guidance to our staff and customers throughout our entire chain of restaurants. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7465 Says here that your favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody !! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7466 I value simplicity, and I practice what I preach. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7467 Do you have any qualifications other than hosting the hangman app? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
7468 I see from your resume that you can tie our competition up in knots. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
7469 I've read your resume. Quite impressive, but could you please flesh out your last position for me? 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
7470 For a minute there I thought this was a stick up. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
7471 Your former self was better. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7472 In looking over your CV it is clear you are a man of many dimensions 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7473 Yes, you mentioned your “stick-to-itiveness”, but this position requires an MBA. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7474 Phil, the difference between you and I is I stick through things and you just get stuck. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7475 Notwithstanding the fact that I failed to flesh out my plans I urge you to stick with me and ignore the hangman and his gang. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7476 Stick with me and you’ll have the world’s most popular design as a figure of speech. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7477 So, tell me something about this sticky situation 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7478 Let's get your weight loss during our next visit. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7479 Nothing today, but maybe I can stick you somewhere until there’s an opening on the assembly line.” 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7480 And you're here to see the bariatric specialist? 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
7481 Well Stickman, I'm sorry that you're not sticking to your job. You're fired. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
7482 The Ozempic worked a little too well 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
7483 So, you struggle to face reality... 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
7484 Your resume is littered with the word sticktoitiveness. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
7485 They said I was all sticks and bones until they realized I had substance of a different nature! 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
7486 Would you please stick to the point. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
7487 Of course,we do not discriminate against stick figures! 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
7488 I’m sorry, but you don’t have any experience in Lean Six Sigma. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
7489 Your family was in here earlier and their concerns were not so much your lack of concern, but their lack of food. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
7490 Shallow? Don’t listen to their judgements. They are projecting. 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
7491 Do you want to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.0380 0.02816 79 77 1 1
7492 So,at this point in your therapy,you are still feeling gender neutral? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7493 You look like the perfect candidate, we’ll be in touch… 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
7494 One of my favorite movie lines is 'Stick it to the man!' 1.0370 0.02747 81 79 1 1
7495 Well, Maslow says that you have a long way to go to self-actualization when you’re not even past physiological. 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
7496 I'm sorry we have to let you go, but I really admire your sticktoitness. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
7497 Don’t be worried, it’s perfectly normal for someone of your body type to feel two-dimensional. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
7498 I don't like the no-expression look on your face, Mr. Smith. I don't think the position of clown at Ringling Brothers Circus is quite for you. Goodbye. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7499 We believe you’ll fit right in at this company seeing as almost everyone here already has a stick up their butt! 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7500 I'll need to fill you in on a few things first. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7501 You can use whichever one you want 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7502 nan 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
7503 Can we just stick to the point and get through this discussion? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
7504 They say if you do not accept their plea deal, they're gonna hang you! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7505 I can hopefully bring a certain level of lightness to the team.” Saman Mojibi, Santa Monica, Calif. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7506 We’re looking for a people person, Mr. Stick, not someone good at figures. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7507 I guess my biggest issue is that none of my relationships seem to stick. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7508 This job has made me a shell of a man 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7509 I think you’d fit perfectly in our Human Resources department. 1.0326 0.01862 92 89 3 0
7510 Is it true you tried to stick it to your former employer? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
7511 No one else could get the job done, so I’m going to stick you with it. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7512 Transparency is important when it comes to a sticky persona. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7513 Your peer reviews are in. They all indicate you are overbearing and throw your weight around too much. 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
7514 The fubdame tals are there, but your experience needs a little fleshing out. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7515 « Hang on ! We need to have a word ! » 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7516 There is a new listing that may be perfect for you! It’s “Model for Appliance Safety Tags” 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
7517 We're an equal opportunity employer. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
7518 It's true that we did advertise for an employee with stick-to-itiveness, but perhaps not quite as literally as you would seem to imagine. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
7519 Yea my last job I had to stick it to the man 1.0303 0.03030 66 65 0 1
7520 I am not sure we have a need for someone who has been a model for chalk outlines at crime scenes. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7521 Our animation team is extremely excited to meet you! Our writers, however, would like a few more details. When you can you start? 1.0303 0.03030 66 65 0 1
7522 We would need you to start immediately, do you know how to drive stick. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
7523 Ok, so let me make sure I understand, do you only want to be considered for the 100% remote positions that help us develop and utilize AI? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
7524 Bringing drawn to scale is something we value in our team members. By the way, 2B or not 2B? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
7525 If we offer you the job,can you stick with it? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
7526 I’m sticking to my story and that’s that! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
7527 I FIGURE YOU JUST MIGHT STICK HERE 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
7528 I’m sorry, but our ad clearly specified that a pelvis is required. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
7529 Doctor, I am feeling so sticky lately 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
7530 Ok I think it’s time we back of the Ozempic, Dale. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7531 Ever since I heard ‘sticks and stones could break my bones’ , I’ve been traumatized 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7532 I am drawing a blank, did you resume say you stick to or stick with your principles? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
7533 Your proposal for a new AI department sounds like it was written by someone else. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
7534 I can see now why your resume is a blank page 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
7535 So your stick-to-it-ness is your best attribute? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
7536 Can you access your emails when you’re also walking on all fours? 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
7537 So we're clear, this is a weight loss clinic, not an anorexia center. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
7538 The doctor will see you now. Thank you for shedding your humanity so that we may maximize profits! 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
7539 Mr. Smithers, it appears you’ve taken my dieting advice to heart. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
7540 I hate to be a stickler, but Bob left the office at 4:59 yesterday.. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
7541 I'd like to say we're having to let you go because you're too one-dimensional, but unfortunately it's because of the numerous credible sexual harassment complaints against you. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
7542 Out time is up; let’s dive into this “sticky” problem next time. 1.0274 0.02740 73 72 0 1
7543 I specialize in alignment 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
7544 I figure you should stick to what you’re good at -Taylor S. Boston, MA 1.0270 0.02703 74 73 0 1
7545 We prefer to hire candidates with a more extensive background! 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
7546 How do you feel about this match? 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
7547 Next time, get your heart along, so we can take a cardiogram. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
7548 You should know there is no more demand for stick cartoons. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
7549 If we hire you for the job, how will we know if you 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
7550 What’s your take on the River Styx? 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
7551 We appreciate your interest in working for Weight Observers, but I think you've taken weight loss to an extreme. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
7552 We'll start simply. How are your wife and fagot? 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
7553 Do you think you can stick with the job long enough to succeed? 1.0253 0.02532 79 78 0 1
7554 So, how long have you been having these feelings of insecurity? 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
7555 While your background is impressive, your foreground leaves much to be desired. 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
7556 That wasn't quite what I meant when I said to stay in company line ... 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
7557 Your CV makes you sound somewhat different 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
7558 Your resume could use a little more fleshing out. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
7559 Can you prove to me that you ARE smarter than most of our employees? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
7560 Your life-planning book has substance, but 'Stick to the basics' isn't cutting it for us. How about something like, 'Knee Bone's Connected To The Shin Bone'? 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
7561 It may not be apparent but I have a depth of experience to bring to your company. 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
7562 How long have you suffered from Bulimia? 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
7563 we don’t have stick figure resources, we only have human resources, so unfortunately i have to be the one to tell you that you cannot ever, under any circumstances, draw on yourself anything remotely like a massive ejaculating cock 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
7564 What drove you to develop this new low-carb diet? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
7565 Tell me a little bit about yourself” “I’d love to but I really need this job. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
7566 Hey I got a joke for you, "What's brown and sticky?"—actually, you know what, nevermind. 1.0137 0.01379 73 72 1 0
7567 I'm going to continue to advise you to try and be less sedentary. 1.0135 0.01361 74 73 1 0
7568 Dashiell Hammett characters are always welcome here at Beat-A-Dead-Horse Publications. 1.0133 0.01342 75 74 1 0
7569 I'm sorry--a 2-Dimensional man isn't right for this role. 1.0128 0.01290 78 77 1 0
7570 I'm the perfect cipher for your job. 1.0122 0.01227 82 81 1 0
7571 I appreciate the truth but it is still not enough 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
7572 I find you to be a very linear individual” captio 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0