Contest #861


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Welcome to the Mild, Mild West! 1.7077 0.02586 893 435 284 174
1 I'm tempted to shoot them both. 1.6399 0.01663 2238 1240 564 434
2 It’s my fault. I said they didn’t have the balls to fight. 1.6365 0.02532 927 505 254 168
3 This is what happens when both the writers and the actors go on strike. 1.6353 0.01513 2835 1625 619 591
4 Turns out the town WAS big enough for the both of them. 1.6313 0.02455 876 452 295 129
5 I think we're making headway on gun control. 1.6303 0.01961 1450 771 444 235
6 See what happens when you send your kids East to go to college. 1.6253 0.01791 1788 973 512 303
7 We're now the mild, mild west. 1.6219 0.02118 1222 653 378 191
8 The only way to stop a bad guy with a mallet is a good guy with a mallet. 1.6163 0.02665 821 457 222 142
9 My hearing is going. Thought Wyatt said OK Corral not Croquet with Al. 1.6148 0.02142 1350 778 314 258
10 I just hope to die before pickle ball comes to town. 1.5968 0.02110 1312 754 333 225
11 They just keep playing until one of them croques. 1.5959 0.02082 1408 829 319 260
12 I'm all for gun control, but this could have been over hours ago. 1.5909 0.01749 1831 1040 500 291
13 I think it’s safe to say this town is big enough for both of them. 1.5904 0.01747 1858 1063 493 302
14 The Croquet Corral? I thought you said the O.K. Corral. 1.5873 0.02472 916 523 248 145
15 I'm gonna go get a cafe au lait and a croisssant, want anything? 1.5828 0.01537 2476 1456 597 423
16 Seems one of them said a discouraging word 1.5785 0.02119 1210 691 338 181
17 Now I get why the tickets were so cheap 1.5757 0.02358 931 522 282 127
18 When mallets are outlawed, only outlaws will have mallets. 1.5739 0.02151 1258 748 298 212
19 I'm not sure what it is, but we got pretty good seats. 1.5717 0.01659 1905 1082 557 266
20 That's why I ride side-saddle. 1.5712 0.02290 1026 590 286 150
21 You can play without wickets, but it takes balls. 1.5706 0.01819 1714 1012 426 276
22 If Hank had a slimmer horse Butch wouldn't make that shot. 1.5690 0.01863 1580 920 421 239
23 My money’s on Davy Croquet. 1.5669 0.02333 1002 584 268 150
24 Those conflict mediation classes really worked wonders. 1.5666 0.02449 909 530 243 136
25 Frankly both of these boys are built for polo. 1.5575 0.01864 1521 887 420 214
26 I miss the days when they’d just shoot each other. 1.5553 0.01831 1592 936 428 228
27 Oh for chrissakes! What’s next? Pickleball? 1.5543 0.01869 1593 956 391 246
28 One day, it'll be known as the 'Shootout at the Croquet Coral'. 1.5528 0.01913 1507 903 375 229
29 Davy Croquet, king of the wild frontier 1.5484 0.01936 1457 875 365 217
30 In my day, we used a stick and a tumbleweed. 1.5462 0.01766 1754 1058 434 262
31 I love a good shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. 1.5452 0.01836 1526 897 426 203
32 It’ll go down in the books as the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.5448 0.01846 1575 944 404 227
33 Pretty soon we'll be handing out participation trophies. 1.5442 0.02254 1029 610 278 141
34 Pistols were too messy, and dawn was too early. 1.5416 0.02108 1143 672 323 148
35 I’m starting to understand now why these seats were so cheap. 1.5405 0.02081 1199 713 324 162
36 As the town undertaker, I miss the old way of settling disputes. 1.5384 0.01821 1562 931 421 210
37 Ya gotta have balls to show up at the “Croquet Corral”! 1.5363 0.02132 1186 722 292 172
38 Neither good nor bad nor ugly. Dang pathetic though. 1.5279 0.01940 1436 887 340 209
39 All I know is that it ends at noon 1.5277 0.01824 1516 909 414 193
40 That’s what he gets for challenging an Englishman to a duel. 1.5254 0.02374 906 548 240 118
41 They say boredom never killed anyone. Wanna bet? 1.5248 0.01775 1595 962 430 203
42 This is where it gets really exciting. 1.5237 0.02772 676 413 172 91
43 They don't keep score. They settle them. 1.5193 0.01580 2590 1759 317 514
44 It’s pretty much like the old duels, but only your spirit dies. 1.5170 0.02397 855 516 236 103
45 I'll bet on anything. 1.5167 0.01618 2359 1574 351 434
46 There’s nothing like a shoot-out at the croquet corral. 1.5152 0.03580 394 241 103 50
47 Wait till they hear about pickleball 1.5112 0.01921 1338 817 358 163
48 Things get more interesting at noon. 1.5077 0.01751 1942 1291 316 335
49 I don't know, but "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" doesn't sound historical. 1.5011 0.02242 942 575 262 105
50 I remember when my mallet took care of business. 1.4902 0.02002 1577 1105 171 301
51 It hasn't been the same since that therapist moved here to Dodge. 1.4883 0.03974 299 186 80 33
52 I play this with the missus, but it's harder to get through her wicket. 1.4858 0.02050 1443 999 187 257
53 It turns out this town IS big enough for the two of them. 1.4793 0.02006 1185 754 295 136
54 If I had my six-shooter this game would be over already 1.4789 0.02356 875 559 213 103
55 whoever loses gets shot. 1.4775 0.02349 934 612 198 124
56 Me, I've never had the legs for it. 1.4755 0.02018 1245 813 272 160
57 It's more of a slow death. 1.4610 0.02175 1050 696 224 130
58 Don’t worry. We still shoot the loser. 1.4609 0.02218 985 647 222 116
59 The stakes have never been lower. 1.4606 0.02004 1103 702 294 107
60 It's not quite high noon. 1.4588 0.02409 1020 727 118 175
61 He’s defending the honor of his great aunt’s Victorian sponge cake. 1.4553 0.02286 929 616 203 110
62 I remember when no one died of boredom. 1.4490 0.02284 911 608 198 105
63 I told you this would happen if they took our guns away 1.4480 0.02367 837 567 170 100
64 Widest knees in the west. 1.4440 0.02465 831 569 155 107
65 It'd be just as boring if they dug a hole and called it "golf". 1.4424 0.02496 825 570 145 110
66 The loser has to leave town after afternoon tea. 1.4421 0.02358 812 536 193 83
67 Did they say they were dueling at high noon or at high tea? 1.4416 0.02554 702 466 162 74
68 I don’t know what you was expecting. I told you it was a shootout at the croquet corral. 1.4415 0.02362 854 575 181 98
69 I love a Mild West showdown. 1.4414 0.02328 811 531 202 78
70 He's always bragged about riding the biggest horse. Bet he regrets it now. 1.4412 0.02357 791 518 197 76
71 First time in the Mild West? 1.4392 0.02497 790 540 153 97
72 I don’t care either 1.4386 0.02432 766 509 178 79
73 Still beats watching golf 1.4376 0.02631 713 489 136 88
74 I’m afraid we’ve entered the Mild Mild West. 1.4370 0.02518 794 549 143 102
75 We found a use for Cookie’s meatballs. 1.4364 0.02312 818 539 201 78
76 And you thought curling was exciting. 1.4316 0.02522 716 482 159 75
77 They call him Davy Croquet. 1.4310 0.02528 754 518 147 89
78 There’s no rest for the wicket at the Croquet Corral.” 1.4295 0.02656 752 536 109 107
79 Have you ever been in a New Yorker cartoon before? 1.4286 0.02722 721 516 101 104
80 It’s been a lot quieter since they renamed it the Croquet Corral 1.4274 0.02551 716 489 148 79
81 I don't know. I've seen higher noons. 1.4265 0.02681 694 486 120 88
82 It's now called the Cro-quet Corral. 1.4261 0.02413 697 456 185 56
83 High noon at the Croquet Corral. 1.4246 0.02701 650 456 115 79
84 This is why they had to get out of Dodge. 1.4243 0.02654 667 459 133 75
85 This is their first rodeo. 1.4236 0.02488 687 458 167 62
86 Our waitress should to be back with those watercress sandwiches any minute now... 1.4226 0.02622 672 461 138 73
87 I hear Dodge City's switchin' to pickleball. 1.4222 0.02625 694 482 131 81
88 Nope, you're in the wrong place... this is the CROQUET Corral. 1.4222 0.02721 668 472 111 85
89 Shootout at the Cro-K Corral. 1.4218 0.02621 678 467 136 75
90 'Course it take three months of ridin' to get the legs properly bowed. 1.4213 0.02640 629 425 143 61
91 Let’s leave early and beat the traffic. 1.4212 0.02682 660 458 126 76
92 They call him the Lawn Ranger 1.4189 0.02638 666 460 133 73
93 I reckon that's Davey Croquet. 1.4188 0.02727 659 464 114 81
94 ...so then Wyatt says 'Gentlemen, there's another way to resolve this.' 1.4160 0.02714 589 400 133 56
95 High noon? More like high tea. 1.4142 0.02846 606 430 101 75
96 It lacks a certain je ne sais quoi 1.4132 0.02944 622 457 73 92
97 Loser gets shot 1.4128 0.02737 562 380 132 50
98 The undertaker loves it. Half the town dies of boredom. 1.4107 0.02879 599 429 94 76
99 This is why there are no British Westerns, Patrick 1.4106 0.02871 565 396 106 63
100 Jethro is supposed be back with more bullets in a week. 1.4100 0.02739 561 381 130 50
101 Looks like the mild west to me. 1.4099 0.02760 605 423 116 66
102 The stakes couldn’t be lower! 1.4089 0.02873 587 418 98 71
103 It's been 24 hours since we've lost internet. 1.4080 0.02902 603 437 86 80
104 Them damn gun control liberals! 1.4049 0.02795 573 400 114 59
105 We settle things a little differently here in the Mild West.” 1.4049 0.03026 573 422 70 81
106 I said ‘Crockett!’ 1.4048 0.03064 583 436 58 89
107 Glad they’re done with pickleball. 1.4031 0.03041 511 364 88 59
108 'I guess gun control has a down side.' 1.4026 0.02879 544 382 105 57
109 This is what happens when you throw your jeans in the dryer. 1.4024 0.02826 579 410 105 64
110 Nary a death since the saloon switched to root beer. 1.4019 0.02930 525 369 101 55
111 I got up at sunrise for this? 1.4007 0.02885 539 379 104 56
112 More like mild west, am I right? 1.4007 0.02758 554 382 122 50
113 Nah...Chester gave up on having a family years ago. 1.4000 0.02991 445 302 108 35
114 I said the town was lawless. I didn't say we lacked refinement. 1.3996 0.02767 548 378 121 49
115 Another shootout at the Croquet Corral… 1.3993 0.02786 536 369 120 47
116 Told y’a that gun control would make things dull around here! 1.3981 0.02872 520 362 109 49
117 I reckon this is the fairest way to play polo in a one-horse town. 1.3978 0.02935 538 384 94 60
118 Polo ain't the same in a one-horse town. 1.3975 0.02964 556 404 83 69
119 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a croquet mallet is a good guy with a croquet mallet. 1.3969 0.02956 524 373 94 57
120 It takes balls to play croquet. 1.3957 0.02769 508 350 117 41
121 Just as entertaining, but less clean up. 1.3957 0.02892 508 354 107 47
122 My horse is obsessed with it. 1.3951 0.02840 534 374 109 51
123 Wanna go see Brokeback Mountain this weekend? 1.3947 0.03464 456 346 40 70
124 Most folks think our legs are like that from riding horses. 1.3944 0.02951 497 349 100 48
125 The object is to play until your opponent loses the will to live. 1.3927 0.03209 466 339 71 56
126 Next thing you know,they 'll be doin' it on horseback. 1.3914 0.03030 488 348 89 51
127 It passes the time while they're breaking in their new jeans. 1.3909 0.02801 527 367 114 46
128 Tell ya’ the truth, I didn’t think they had the balls to face each other. 1.3889 0.03052 486 354 77 55
129 That there’s Davy Croquet. 1.3885 0.02733 538 373 121 44
130 Things sure have quieted down since they repealed the Second Amendment 1.3877 0.03059 472 337 87 48
131 This just goes to show you background checks work. 1.3865 0.05388 163 119 25 19
132 I've got a hankering for some quiche. 1.3864 0.03268 440 321 68 51
133 These bow-legged wickets are great until you get a bad bounce. 1.3860 0.03031 487 350 86 51
134 High noon just ain't the same since we went woke. 1.3860 0.03050 456 325 87 44
135 What Second Amendment? 1.3857 0.03204 503 379 54 70
136 It's just not the same since they repealed the Second Amendment. 1.3857 0.03013 503 364 84 55
137 Next thing you know it will be pickleball at high noon! 1.3846 0.03062 455 323 89 43
138 One day this will be known as the Legend of Davy Croquet 1.3845 0.03124 476 347 75 54
139 Now we can watch without cowering behind a barrel. 1.3844 0.02946 437 300 106 31
140 Mallets at dawn doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.3834 0.03073 459 328 86 45
141 I was the guy on the Monopoly cards for years. Now I'm an extra for New Yorker comics, but mostly retired. 1.3828 0.03413 431 323 51 57
142 Did you see Barbie? 1.3797 0.03338 424 313 61 50
143 You heard wrong. This is the Mild West. 1.3797 0.03063 482 351 79 52
144 Yep. One of the last remaining human wickets still alive in the Old West. 'Sticky' is what they call him, down in Dodge. I seen him roquet six fellers, all by his lonesome, on a lawn in Laredo. Tarnation, that was a sight. 1.3789 0.02982 454 320 96 38
145 The manspreading competition is gettin’ mighty fierce. 1.3784 0.03112 444 319 82 43
146 The town wasn’t big enough for Pickleball! 1.3776 0.03207 429 311 74 44
147 Which one is Davy Croquet? 1.3772 0.03074 448 321 85 42
148 Looks like another shootout at the Croquet Coral 1.3772 0.03265 456 341 58 57
149 QUIT SAYING “He’s got the drop on him”! 1.3770 0.03439 366 264 66 36
150 Turns out the town is big enough for the two of them. 1.3770 0.03082 443 317 85 41
151 No, this is the Croquet Corral. The OK Corral is just down the road a piece. 1.3766 0.03114 462 337 76 49
152 This your first time to the Croquet Corral? 1.3764 0.03167 433 313 77 43
153 You thought pickleball was 'just a fad', too. 1.3761 0.03021 452 327 82 43
154 More like the Mild West… 1.3756 0.03071 410 292 84 34
155 Do you miss the simplicity of drinking and shooting each other? 1.3753 0.03335 421 312 60 49
156 They changed high noon to high tea and it's all been downhill from there. 1.3750 0.03289 408 297 69 42
157 It just ain’t the same since we moved to this senior community Jed 1.3750 0.03136 424 306 78 40
158 Corrective surgery is for Yankees. 1.3747 0.03436 451 349 35 67
159 You sure Wyatt said to meet him at the Croquet Corral? 1.3747 0.03295 419 308 65 46
160 No, it's croquet. Crochet is what we do on Tuesdays. 1.3744 0.03155 422 303 80 39
161 Ridiculous! What ever happened to horseshoes? 1.3734 0.03025 399 276 97 26
162 Horseless Polo! Very woke! 1.3732 0.03185 426 309 75 42
163 Wives found the pistols. 1.3725 0.03201 400 286 79 35
164 If it's over a woman, they'll both be aiming high. 1.3706 0.03376 402 298 59 45
165 The good news is our mortality rate went way down. The bad news is the cattle lost all respect for us. 1.3703 0.03140 424 306 79 39
166 Are you sure he said the gunfight was at the Croquet Corral? 1.3702 0.03076 443 320 82 41
167 And so starts the fight at the Croquet Coral. 1.3702 0.03256 416 305 68 43
168 If the saloons only serve tea, I'm moving on. 1.3695 0.03258 406 296 70 40
169 Well, he did say he was gonna bust his balls... 1.3691 0.03288 401 293 68 40
170 That Cowboy has a Wicket Shot! 1.3691 0.03031 401 280 94 27
171 Polo without horses is like poker without cards. 1.3686 0.03267 388 280 73 35
172 I thought he spelled his name Crocket. 1.3679 0.03200 424 313 67 44
173 This is what happens when they take away our guns. 1.3677 0.03015 465 343 75 47
174 What's next? Lawns 1.3659 0.03160 399 286 80 33
175 At the last home we got to dress up as pirates. 1.3657 0.03015 432 321 69 42
176 I’m about to give one of them my gun." 1.3657 0.03063 402 284 89 29
177 Some guys are just built for the game 1.3657 0.03221 402 292 73 37
178 This is unfair, he has a wider horse. 1.3650 0.03074 411 298 78 35
179 The real fightin’ starts when the pickle ballers get here at 8. 1.3650 0.03150 411 297 78 36
180 It sure ain’t like the old days when men settled their differences with a game of ping pong. 1.3648 0.03042 392 277 88 27
181 New sheriff in town. We’re playin’ by his rules now. 1.3641 0.03230 390 282 74 34
182 I hear Black Bart's puttin' together a pickleball league. You in? 1.3636 0.03401 363 265 64 34
183 It all started with that insult about his lawn." 1.3636 0.03241 374 268 76 30
184 Agnes de Mille told 'em to just 'plié ' . 1.3629 0.03702 383 300 27 56
185 This was the deleted scene from “Brokeback Mountain. 1.3620 0.03601 384 296 37 51
186 They heard that’s how the East was won. 1.3609 0.03253 399 293 68 38
187 Not as dangerous, but it still takes balls. 1.3608 0.03209 413 304 69 40
188 We do things different here at the Croquet Corral. 1.3606 0.03281 391 287 67 37
189 Looks like we've got ourselves another shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.3605 0.03581 344 256 52 36
190 And that's why I ride sidesaddle. 1.3604 0.03263 394 289 68 37
191 Reckon two balls between my legs is enough for me. 1.3603 0.03511 358 269 50 39
192 Less violent, sure, but still senseless and takes way longer. 1.3601 0.03519 336 246 59 31
193 It's the good. the bad, and the wicket. 1.3600 0.03382 375 277 61 37
194 They started using balls when President Lincoln said "With mallets toward none" 1.3592 0.03680 373 290 32 51
195 How long is this galldang gunsmith strike supposed to last? 1.3592 0.03120 412 299 78 35
196 Get comfortable, they play to the death. 1.3590 0.03397 351 258 61 32
197 Shoot out at Croquet Corral. 1.3589 0.03315 365 265 69 31
198 First, they came for our guns. Next, it'll be our croquet. 1.3581 0.03367 377 279 61 37
199 Finally, riding a horse has a real benefit. 1.3575 0.03253 358 259 71 28
200 In my day, you shot between the eyes. 1.3575 0.03313 372 272 67 33
201 It's another shootout at the croquet coral 1.3575 0.03313 372 272 67 33
202 Well, at least it's not pickleball. 1.3573 0.03497 361 270 53 38
203 I love high noon at the Croquet Corral. 1.3571 0.03380 378 281 59 38
204 I tried to order wicked cowboys, but Amazon sent over those wicket cowboys again! I blame Alexa for that. 1.3556 0.03542 329 242 57 30
205 High noon isn't what it used to be. 1.3553 0.03136 394 285 78 31
206 I love you, Keith. Always have. You're my first thought in the morning and my last thought when I'm falling asleep. I'm sick of the charade. I don't care who knows it. Make me the happiest cowboy this side of the Mississippi. Run away with me, Keith. 1.3551 0.03537 352 264 51 37
207 I guess the gun laws finally passed. 1.3548 0.03549 341 254 53 34
208 It’s really the only fair way to play polo in a one-horse town 1.3547 0.03397 375 280 57 38
209 Back in my day, this would've been settled with a single shot. 1.3542 0.03158 367 262 80 25
210 This will be known as the “shoot out at the croquet corral.” 1.3541 0.03552 353 266 49 38
211 I miss the drama of lawn darts. 1.3538 0.03315 342 246 71 25
212 This is the Florida version of history in the Old West. 1.3531 0.03529 337 250 55 32
213 What we got here is a case of mallets aforethought. 1.3531 0.03547 371 284 43 44
214 I'm hanging both of them. On principle. 1.3529 0.03384 357 263 62 32
215 Something wicket this way comes. 1.3528 0.03532 343 256 53 34
216 First one to straighten his legs wins! 1.3518 0.03239 361 261 73 27
217 I prefer a good spaghetti western where they'd settle it with bocce 1.3517 0.03271 381 281 66 34
218 Oh,this is the CRO-K Corral! 1.3516 0.03267 364 265 70 29
219 This won't end well. It never does. 1.3509 0.03585 342 258 48 36
220 Looks like we got ourselves a showdown in the Croquet Corral 1.3497 0.03342 366 271 62 33
221 With a tie score, they announce a “Draw”. Watch what happens then! 1.3492 0.03361 358 267 58 33
222 I remember when we settled things the old-fashioned way: with a dance off. 1.3491 0.03389 338 247 64 27
223 Looking at them, I'd say Tex's mare is pregnant. 1.3477 0.03590 325 243 51 31
224 Gunfights just haven't been the same since OSHA got involved. 1.3476 0.03744 328 252 38 38
225 ESPN is really running out of material. 1.3474 0.03568 331 248 51 32
226 He needs to aim higher. 1.3467 0.03269 323 230 74 19
227 Nothin' better than high noon at the Croquet Corral! 1.3462 0.03512 338 253 53 32
228 This *is* my first rodeo. It ain't what I pictured." 1.3460 0.03587 315 234 53 28
229 In my day, we used pistols at 20 feet. 1.3456 0.03548 298 217 59 22
230 This might be their first rodeo after all. 1.3443 0.03515 334 250 53 31
231 I think we're next 1.3442 0.03104 337 240 79 18
232 No, it's the CROQUET Corral. 1.3438 0.03732 320 245 40 35
233 And I thought curling was boring 1.3432 0.03580 303 226 51 26
234 In our day, instead of mallets we used our dicks. 1.3431 0.03839 341 271 23 47
235 It saves a lot on ammunition. 1.3429 0.03521 312 230 57 25
236 There's only room for one mallet in this town. 1.3429 0.03409 315 229 64 22
237 At least with guns you know who won. 1.3426 0.03494 359 274 47 38
238 Best part is that there's a lot less cleanup after someone loses. 1.3426 0.03315 324 234 69 21
239 Pickleball was cancelled. 1.3425 0.03378 327 239 64 24
240 Looks like we got a shootout at the Croquet Coral 1.3423 0.03520 333 250 52 31
241 I'm going to change a few facts when I tell this story to the boys back East. 1.3422 0.03642 301 224 51 26
242 They didn't qualify for a gun permit. 1.3421 0.03616 304 226 52 26
243 Not only is this town big enough for the both of them, but I hear they're moving in together. 1.3419 0.03598 313 234 51 28
244 They've gone roque. 1.3417 0.03944 319 253 23 43
245 They’re sayin’ that old Rex uses an illegal starch on his Levi’s 1.3412 0.03590 296 218 55 23
246 It's the gunfight at the croquet corral. 1.3405 0.03349 370 279 56 35
247 This is their last game. The Florida governor thinks it's too Freudian. 1.3391 0.03809 289 219 42 28
248 They don’t call it the Mild West for nothin’. 1.3386 0.03625 316 239 47 30
249 Is it me or have these high noon showdowns gotten a little more tepid? 1.3383 0.03608 334 256 43 35
250 Any idea when the writer's strike will be settled? 1.3380 0.04013 287 224 29 34
251 This town is definitely big enough for the two the them 1.3376 0.03551 311 232 53 26
252 How are you coming along with your invention Colt? 1.3375 0.03619 323 246 45 32
253 This is how the West was won?!? 1.3374 0.03258 329 241 66 22
254 The secret is to play someone who rides a big horse. 1.3355 0.03589 313 236 49 28
255 The loser has to ride out of town on his hobby horse. 1.3354 0.03536 316 237 52 27
256 In my day, we played bocce. Like real men 1.3345 0.03733 293 222 44 27
257 Now that there’s what I call the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.3344 0.03622 302 227 49 26
258 Not until one or the other dies of boredom. 1.3344 0.03575 311 234 50 27
259 I needed something to entice the ranch hands back from remote work." 1.3343 0.03406 329 245 58 26
260 They're built for this game. 1.3333 0.03521 321 242 51 28
261 Years from now they'll say it was a gunfight. 1.3333 0.04031 273 212 31 30
262 Forget the Alamo, Ben, that's Davey Croquet! 1.3333 0.03441 309 228 59 22
263 Add horses and this game has legs. 1.3333 0.03501 327 247 51 29
264 Looks like the boys decided to settle it with a shoot-out at the Croquet Coral. 1.3323 0.03559 316 239 49 28
265 The Showdown at the Croquet Corral... has a nice ring, no? 1.3323 0.03751 310 240 37 33
266 Have you signed that petition to bring back the 2nd amendment? 1.3322 0.03352 295 213 66 16
267 The Wild Wild East 1.3322 0.03707 292 221 45 26
268 It's too tense – I can't watch. 1.3313 0.03581 320 244 46 30
269 Nope, that there’s his cousin, Mild Bill Hickok. 1.3311 0.03561 305 229 51 25
270 That’s what happens when the Biden Court overturned Heller. Turns out this town WAS big enough for both of ‘ em, and Boot Hill doesn’t have so many customers these days. Harry Benner, Chevy Chase MD 1.3311 0.04070 305 247 15 43
271 Marijuana legalization really changed "High Noon." 1.3311 0.03647 302 229 46 27
272 Think they wanna play doubles? 1.3311 0.03510 296 219 56 21
273 Looks like it’s gonna be another shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.3300 0.03576 303 228 50 25
274 Low noon… 1.3298 0.03834 285 219 38 28
275 In this town we settle things like civilized folk. 1.3292 0.03308 322 237 64 21
276 We're calling it Croquet at the OK Corral. 1.3290 0.03333 310 232 56 22
277 This would make a boring campfire story. 1.3289 0.03944 301 239 25 37
278 Shootout in the Wicket Wicket West 1.3286 0.03645 280 209 50 21
279 We pride ourselves on creative conflict resolution. 1.3283 0.03937 265 203 37 25
280 Why can’t they play pickle ball like everybody else? 1.3275 0.03747 287 219 42 26
281 If you ask me, I'd rather just shoot him. 1.3275 0.03675 284 214 47 23
282 You gotta have balls to play in this town. 1.3265 0.03552 294 220 52 22
283 High noon at the W.O.K.E. Corral isn't quite as exciting. 1.3265 0.03865 294 230 32 32
284 Polo ponies are on strike again. 1.3265 0.03552 294 220 52 22
285 Days sure can get long when them screenwriters strike. 1.3248 0.03871 274 211 37 26
286 Well, it is the preseason. 1.3247 0.03686 271 203 48 20
287 ' Millenial cowboys!' 1.3246 0.03677 268 200 49 19
288 Shoot out at the Croquet Corral, you say? 1.3245 0.03513 302 227 52 23
289 I have a discouragin' word to say about this. 1.3242 0.03456 293 217 57 19
290 Ah, life without the second amendment. 1.3242 0.03748 293 226 39 28
291 You ready for the showdown at the croquet corral? 1.3238 0.03927 244 184 41 19
292 They say the Croquet Kid has the fastest mallet in the West. 1.3233 0.03143 300 227 54 19
293 It usually ends in a draw. 1.3233 0.03497 266 194 58 14
294 It's Cal's new game. He crossed Croquet with Bocce and calls it Crotchy. 1.3232 0.03521 297 223 52 22
295 Retirement villages don’t have much to offer gunfighters. 1.3232 0.03876 263 201 39 23
296 Nuthin’ tops a Sunday like a showdown at the Croquet Corral! 1.3232 0.03341 328 246 58 24
297 Well, not a gunfight, no. But it's gonna make one heck of a musical. 1.3231 0.03643 294 224 45 25
298 This ain't good or bad, just ugly. 1.3228 0.03774 254 190 46 18
299 I just told him to have some balls. Ma’ boy’s not the brightest, 1.3226 0.03536 279 207 54 18
300 Ah, the wild wicket west 1.3225 0.03812 276 212 39 25
301 I'd even take Pickleball over this. 1.3217 0.03771 258 194 45 19
302 It started at high noon. Neither is a good shot. 1.3216 0.03605 283 213 49 21
303 Know who that is? It's Davy Croquet! 1.3214 0.03969 280 221 28 31
304 I thought you said O.K. not Croquet. 1.3214 0.03367 308 229 59 20
305 That there’s the long arm of the lawn. 1.3213 0.03694 305 237 38 30
306 In my day, we used a pistol. 1.3211 0.03403 299 222 58 19
307 The penalty kicks are painful to watch. 1.3209 0.03856 268 206 38 24
308 Yesterday four people got killed playing backgammon. 1.3205 0.03876 259 198 39 22
309 It’s unfair cause Blondie rides a fatter horse 1.3203 0.03586 281 211 50 20
310 Back in my day, we settled things with lawn darts. 1.3199 0.03482 297 223 53 21
311 It’s the showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.3195 0.03564 313 241 44 28
312 I’d rather watch deer and antelope play. 1.3194 0.03691 288 221 42 25
313 You're thinking of the O. K. Corral. This is the Croquet Corral. 1.3191 0.03747 282 217 40 25
314 Well, first they banned assault rifles.... 1.3188 0.03662 298 230 41 27
315 It's French. Need I say more? 1.3184 0.03675 267 201 47 19
316 Them varmints need to mend their wicket ways. 1.3183 0.03871 289 228 30 31
317 I always thought being bowlegged would come in handy one day. 1.3180 0.03634 283 215 46 22
318 Outlawed in Florida as too woke. 1.3171 0.03630 287 219 45 23
319 I miss the je ne sais quoi of Smith & Wessons. 1.3170 0.03692 265 200 46 19
320 Reckon a ball girl and $8 beers would help? 1.3169 0.03518 284 213 52 19
321 I doubt the shootout at the croquet corral will be remembered by historians. 1.3167 0.03787 281 218 37 26
322 "And you're sure you told the Earps we're at Croquet Corral? 1.3162 0.03985 234 178 38 18
323 What's next? A game using horseshoes? 1.3162 0.03661 272 206 46 20
324 This was way more fun when they were allowed to shoot each other. 1.3162 0.03592 291 222 46 23
325 Guns are illegal in Massachusetts 1.3158 0.03605 304 235 42 27
326 Ever since Mr Rogers became mayor, duels have lost a lot of excitement. 1.3158 0.03523 266 197 54 15
327 No, I said something wicket this way comes! 1.3156 0.03278 301 227 55 19
328 I kinda miss the good old days when they’d just try and shoot the other guy dead. 1.3153 0.03491 295 223 51 21
329 O.K. Corral? No that's down the street. This is the Croquet Corral. 1.3152 0.03730 276 212 41 23
330 After this — ‘Barbie’ movie? Whaddya say? 1.3152 0.04004 257 201 31 25
331 Fewer deaths this way. Sometimes, fewer births, too. 1.3150 0.03675 254 190 48 16
332 You just have to watch out for low hanging fruit. 1.3147 0.03702 286 221 40 25
333 After the gummies, it really is a 'High Noon' 1.3147 0.04080 286 233 16 37
334 Generations from now, they'll still be talking about the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.3142 0.03766 261 199 42 20
335 This is what happens when the Supreme Court finds the Second Amendment right is limited to "well regulated militia" 1.3141 0.03611 277 210 47 20
336 I'd be careful not to hit a high, hard one. 1.3140 0.03798 242 182 44 16
337 Loser has to serve tea. 1.3140 0.03798 242 182 44 16
338 Hank, I don't think "The Shootout at the CROQUET Corral" has quite the same ring to it. 1.3136 0.03556 287 218 48 21
339 In our day, the ball didn't have to stay on the ground. Now that was the true test of a man! 1.3136 0.03487 287 216 52 19
340 Another high noon at the Croquet Corral. 1.3130 0.03714 262 199 44 19
341 Run for cover if one of ‘em pulls out a lawn dart. 1.3127 0.03784 259 198 41 20
342 I think we can just call it 'the West' now. 1.3123 0.03887 253 195 37 21
343 The more time you spend in the saddle, the easier it is for your opponent. 1.3121 0.03562 282 214 48 20
344 I think it's a Woke showdown. 1.3119 0.03332 295 227 47 21
345 Things have changed ever since we ran ol’ Hopscotch Hank out of town. 1.3118 0.03764 279 217 37 25
346 No, not THAT king of the wild frontier. This here’s Davy Croquet 1.3115 0.03771 260 199 41 20
347 I heard they’re gonna play ‘til one of ‘em croques. 1.3114 0.03635 289 223 42 24
348 Does the second amendment mention croquet? 1.3106 0.03916 235 179 39 17
349 It’s the mortician’s day off 1.3106 0.03843 264 205 36 23
350 The trick is to wear skinny jeans. 1.3106 0.03690 264 201 44 19
351 Well Jake, another High Noon at the Croquet Corral! 1.3101 0.03709 258 196 44 18
352 The Sheriff says he's gonna arrest him for mallets aforethought. 1.3100 0.03545 271 204 50 17
353 They call him the Croquet Kid, fastest wrist in the West 1.3097 0.03453 268 199 55 14
354 Ah, a draw. That moves them to the curling round. 1.3093 0.03760 236 177 45 14
355 I don't know what the rules are, but a little cheatin' sure could liven things up. 1.3093 0.04126 236 185 29 22
356 No, no, this is the croquet corral. 1.3091 0.03620 275 210 45 20
357 After this, we head to the barre. 1.3089 0.03855 259 201 36 22
358 Remember gunfights? 1.3086 0.03731 243 183 45 15
359 Things just never were the same around here after ol’ Davy Croquet moved in. 1.3086 0.03726 256 195 43 18
360 You know the NRA was not happy about this 1.3086 0.03638 269 205 45 19
361 Oh, that's the next town over. This here's the Croquet Corral. 1.3084 0.04056 227 175 34 18
362 Honestly, I don't think much of the Mild West. 1.3082 0.03582 279 213 46 20
363 See what happens when you take away the Second Amendment? 1.3082 0.03825 279 220 32 27
364 The one with the fat horse usually loses. 1.3080 0.03787 250 191 41 18
365 This was much more exciting before gun control. 1.3077 0.03842 260 202 36 22
366 This is all quickly turning into the mild west 1.3077 0.03880 260 203 34 23
367 Of course it’s a croquet match, if it was a gunfight, then somebody involved in this cartoon would need to be able to draw. I mean look at this fucking horse. 1.3071 0.03946 254 199 32 23
368 Let's leave early and avoid the stampede. 1.3068 0.03858 251 194 37 20
369 The Croquet Corral just isn’t the same. 1.3066 0.03804 274 215 34 25
370 Been a lot more civil 'round these parts since the Croquet Corral opened. 1.3065 0.03790 261 202 38 21
371 Now isn't this better than guns? 1.3065 0.03675 248 187 46 15
372 Another quiet day at the croquet corral. 1.3065 0.03719 248 188 44 16
373 I thought this was going to be a gunfight at the O.K. Corral, not a funfight at the Croquet Corral 1.3064 0.03907 235 180 38 17
374 Call the coroner. This shot looks good. 1.3064 0.03860 235 179 40 16
375 Your eyes are fine. You're just in Canada. 1.3061 0.03924 245 190 35 20
376 This games so close it’ll probably end in a draw. 1.3054 0.03720 239 180 45 14
377 I thought you were taking me to the OK Corral, not the Croquet Corral. 1.3053 0.03699 262 201 42 19
378 Now that game takes balls. 1.3050 0.03606 259 196 47 16
379 First it was the plastic straws... 1.3050 0.04438 200 157 25 18
380 If you think this is silly, their first choice was curling. 1.3049 0.03910 246 191 35 20
381 Still better than pickleball. 1.3047 0.04034 256 204 26 26
382 I hear this is the way they settle things back east. 1.3042 0.03706 240 181 45 14
383 I miss the old showdowns too, but at least it's not pickle ball. 1.3038 0.03832 237 181 40 16
384 I liked it better when they just shot each other 1.3036 0.03563 280 215 45 20
385 I miss the bloodshed. 1.3035 0.03746 257 198 40 19
386 Wild Bill Wicket and Mallet Earp; this lawn ain't big enough for the two of 'em. 1.3034 0.03865 234 179 39 16
387 The West is just not as wild as it used to be 1.3033 0.03843 244 188 38 18
388 The NRA is not going to like this. 1.3031 0.03735 254 195 41 18
389 So, what brings you to Croquet Corral? 1.3031 0.03521 254 190 51 13
390 Don't laugh. I saw a guy die from a Tiddlywink to the jugular! 1.3029 0.03831 241 185 39 17
391 They're from England. 1.3028 0.03383 284 214 54 16
392 Earl forgot the wickets but we're making do" 1.3028 0.03680 251 191 44 16
393 ..you need hard balls to play this game! 1.3028 0.04012 251 199 28 24
394 It’s workin’ out better than their figure skatin’. 1.3028 0.04061 218 168 34 16
395 It was a huge blow to the undertakers 1.3027 0.03704 261 201 41 19
396 The Pickle Ball courts were full 1.3025 0.03771 238 181 42 15
397 A lot's changed since we legalized weed. 1.3025 0.03910 238 184 36 18
398 Balls, mallets AND horses. Then you might have something. 1.3024 0.03754 248 190 41 17
399 The first guy to stand up straight is the loser. 1.3020 0.03696 245 186 44 15
400 Well that takes balls. 1.3019 0.03816 265 208 34 23
401 I miss the bullets. 1.3013 0.03663 239 180 46 13
402 Whatever they call it, it's better than Pickleball. 1.3013 0.03757 239 182 42 15
403 ...so I've been toying around with another game idea. I'm calling it "Pickleball" and... 1.3008 0.03584 256 194 47 15
404 British High Noon 1.3007 0.04043 276 226 17 33
405 Looks like one more shootout at the CRO K corral 1.3004 0.04267 243 198 17 28
406 Here in Canada we don’t allow handguns. 1.3004 0.03944 253 200 30 23
407 Rolling Rolling Rolling, Keep Those Croquet Balls Rolling, Rawhide! 1.2996 0.04272 227 182 22 23
408 High noon just ain't the same since Dodge went Democrat. 1.2992 0.03921 244 191 33 20
409 We'll always be able to tell our grandkids we witnessed the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
410 I think maybe this town actually IS big enough for the two of them. 1.2989 0.03533 261 198 48 15
411 Them there’s the Wicket brothers, and they aim to settle the score. 1.2984 0.03805 258 202 35 21
412 No wickets. Supply chain. 1.2982 0.03670 228 171 46 11
413 No one mentions that strict gun laws can be fun too. 1.2982 0.03891 218 166 39 13
414 It's not as exciting without the horses 1.2980 0.03687 245 187 43 15
415 There has to be a more conclusive way to decide these disagreements 1.2979 0.03746 235 179 42 14
416 High Noon sure is different since we legalized pot. 1.2977 0.04194 215 169 28 18
417 Their insistence on wearing spurs for this feels pretentious. 1.2974 0.03875 232 179 37 16
418 Duels sure have gotten more interesting since we banned assault rifles. 1.2971 0.03841 239 185 37 17
419 Rumor has it, Wild Bill's pappy took out a whole posse playing Wordle. 1.2967 0.04141 246 199 21 26
420 I didn't think they had the balls to play this. 1.2961 0.03955 233 182 33 18
421 In my day, you were a dead man if the other guy took the first shot! 1.2961 0.03861 233 180 37 16
422 The loser gets shot. 1.2960 0.03719 250 193 40 17
423 They rode in from Connecticut 1.2960 0.03930 223 172 36 15
424 Kid's got balls, I'll give you that. 1.2958 0.03781 240 185 39 16
425 They’ve been at it since high noon. 1.2958 0.03872 240 187 35 18
426 The boys renamed the place the Croquet Corral. 1.2958 0.04166 213 167 29 17
427 Who’s going to tell them that this is not how the West was won? 1.2957 0.03846 230 177 38 15
428 Bart there's, got the skinnier horse. 1.2954 0.03718 237 181 42 14
429 If they don’t shoot at each other, I’m going to do it 1.2954 0.03951 237 186 32 19
430 This is the future liberals want for Texas! 1.2951 0.04081 244 196 24 24
431 It started because the cemetery was getting full; but now, we're the knee replacement capitol of the world. 1.2949 0.03700 234 178 43 13
432 Everybody always thought it was from being in the saddle all day. 1.2948 0.03915 251 199 30 22
433 He’s the fastest mallet in the West. 1.2946 0.03863 224 172 38 14
434 I remember the old days when we solved this stuff with bocce... 1.2946 0.03990 241 191 29 21
435 I knew them bow legs must be good for something. 1.2946 0.03481 241 180 51 10
436 Danged fools …town doesn't even have a lawn. 1.2944 0.04069 231 183 28 20
437 Them varmints is askin' fer trouble. This here's a lawn darts town. 1.2944 0.03648 248 190 43 15
438 It works pretty well unless they hit the ball too high. 1.2941 0.03618 272 212 40 20
439 Well that explains all the moseying 1.2941 0.03578 255 195 45 15
440 C’mon!! Seriously? The “CROQET corral …”? 1.2941 0.04069 238 190 26 22
441 Seems like we ought to get horses involved in this somehow." 1.2939 0.03712 228 173 43 12
442 Marvin has a sticky wicket. 1.2939 0.03552 228 175 41 12
443 What were they even mad about, again? 1.2938 0.03911 211 161 38 12
444 Yeah, I reckon the old way was a bit quicker 1.2936 0.03687 235 179 43 13
445 The Wild West just ain’t as wild as it used to be. 1.2934 0.03614 242 184 45 13
446 Not as excitin' as I thought it would be. 1.2930 0.04025 215 167 33 15
447 It used to be wicked gun play. Now it's wicket fun play. 1.2930 0.04132 215 169 29 17
448 Mallets aforethought? 1.2929 0.03922 239 188 32 19
449 If they can’t settle their differences with croquet, I fear it may escalate to cornhole. 1.2928 0.03909 222 174 32 16
450 You forgot the cucumber sandwiches again." 1.2927 0.03573 246 187 46 13
451 Are ya sure ya told Wyatt - the "OK" Corral? 1.2927 0.03884 246 194 32 20
452 And if you turn'em upside down, we've got goal posts! 1.2926 0.03850 229 177 37 15
453 It takes balls to live in this town. 1.2925 0.03723 253 197 38 18
454 The birth of Gentrification. 1.2924 0.03722 236 181 41 14
455 Safer than gunslinging and better for the environment. 1.2920 0.03676 226 171 44 11
456 They’ve finally passed sensible gun legislation. 1.2918 0.03782 257 205 30 22
457 Gotta keep this up until the mortician gets back from vacation. 1.2917 0.03725 240 185 40 15
458 No you said they definitely didn't have the balls to meet at high noon...... 1.2911 0.04032 237 189 27 21
459 'Sudden Death' matches just ain't the same these days. 1.2911 0.03850 237 185 35 17
460 They say Dodge City is a wicket little town. 1.2910 0.03727 244 189 39 16
461 The history books will claim this never happened. 1.2908 0.03740 251 196 37 18
462 They face off at high noon so they're done by high tea. 1.2907 0.03819 227 175 38 14
463 I think I prefer the mild, mild west. 1.2905 0.03973 210 162 35 13
464 the polo matches haven’t been the same since this horse shortage, pardner 1.2902 0.03569 255 196 44 15
465 Don't worry, it'll end in a shoot out. 1.2898 0.03758 245 191 37 17
466 It doesn't become crucial until they go for the center peg. 1.2895 0.04097 228 182 26 20
467 What a wicket game they play! 1.2895 0.03648 228 173 44 11
468 Looks like another showdown at the Cro-K-Corral! 1.2887 0.03913 239 189 31 19
469 It may look stupid, but it's saving lives. 1.2881 0.03663 236 181 42 13
470 Sure, the element of danger is missing but the suspense is still killing me. 1.2881 0.03613 236 180 44 12
471 Then again, no one gets killed at the "croquet" corral. 1.2881 0.03638 243 187 42 14
472 Another showdown at the croquet corral. 1.2880 0.03723 250 198 33 19
473 It's just as boring as it looks! 1.2879 0.03941 198 151 37 10
474 Let's start the NRA and make the west great again. 1.2877 0.04161 212 168 27 17
475 Could you move over? Your knee is touchin' mine. 1.2877 0.03883 212 163 37 12
476 Kids these days. Am I right? 1.2877 0.03743 219 167 41 11
477 I seem to remember duels being more consequential 1.2877 0.04166 219 175 25 19
478 Either some polecat stole the wickets, or these greenhorns are new to the game. 1.2876 0.03841 233 182 35 16
479 Is this high noon or high tea? 1.2876 0.03792 233 181 37 15
480 They're good...until they come up agin one o' them fancy side saddle players 1.2875 0.04200 240 197 17 26
481 This could take awhile 1.2870 0.03750 223 171 40 12
482 My wife thinks I'm out mending fences." 1.2870 0.03673 230 176 42 12
483 So is THIS pickleball?!? 1.2870 0.03724 230 177 40 13
484 I didn’t reckon it’d be a shootout at the croquet corral… 1.2869 0.03688 251 196 38 17
485 This is the future that liberals want. 1.2864 0.04355 206 166 21 19
486 They just moved here from Nantucket. 1.2864 0.03728 220 168 41 11
487 It's called "bro-quet," the retired cowboys' game of choice. 1.2864 0.03997 220 173 31 16
488 Wasn’t this supposed to be a gun fight at the Croquet Corral? 1.2864 0.03672 220 167 43 10
489 It’s the Mild West out there. 1.2863 0.03909 227 178 33 16
490 We've got to stop hiring cowboys from California. 1.2857 0.04574 175 139 22 14
491 He always closes his legs at the last second. 1.2857 0.03903 210 162 36 12
492 Walter, I think the black shirt is the cutest, and he hits the ball well with an interesting twist.” “Can I have him? 1.2857 0.04550 210 174 12 24
493 Them two's some of wicketest men in the West 1.2857 0.04519 189 152 20 17
494 He’s been taking advantage of his missus. 1.2857 0.04087 217 172 28 17
495 Do those fellas have rickets or whickets? 1.2857 0.03817 217 167 38 12
496 I blame the Brits. 1.2857 0.03817 217 167 38 12
497 We call it 'Sticky Wicket' 1.2851 0.03859 235 185 33 17
498 Just something else you can do after riding a horse. 1.2851 0.03601 221 167 45 9
499 Things aren't nearly as exciting as they used to be around here. 1.2851 0.03822 221 171 37 13
500 I hear that they're from back east. 1.2851 0.03822 221 171 37 13
501 Well, Bert's a real stickler when they let you do weapon-of-choice. 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
502 Pickleball tomorrow? 1.2837 0.03836 215 166 37 12
503 Remember when a shootout really meant somethin’? 1.2837 0.03982 208 162 33 13
504 Behold - the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2833 0.03926 233 185 30 18
505 Around here we call it Crotchet. 1.2832 0.03863 226 177 34 15
506 There’s only one therapist in town so here we all are….. 1.2831 0.03841 219 170 36 13
507 I've seen him do that shot standing backwards using a mirror. 1.2830 0.03928 212 165 34 13
508 In the old days, “knocking your balls off meant something.” 1.2827 0.04658 191 157 14 20
509 They used to be ranch hands but couldn't get their calves together. 1.2827 0.04158 191 149 30 12
510 I got myself a participation trophy. 1.2827 0.03812 191 144 40 7
511 Nothing like a showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.2826 0.03961 230 183 29 18
512 Gun controls change everything. 1.2825 0.03897 223 175 33 15
513 They will be calling this the gunfight at the croquet corral. 1.2825 0.04050 223 178 27 18
514 Immigrants 1.2824 0.04298 216 176 19 21
515 It’s the Croquet Corral. 1.2823 0.03965 209 163 33 13
516 You got some spare horseshoes? I got an idea. 1.2821 0.03816 234 184 34 16
517 It beats cornhole. 1.2810 0.04062 210 166 29 15
518 Where I come from, they'd have settled this with dueling pianos. 1.2808 0.04219 203 162 25 16
519 I really came for the curling. 1.2805 0.03811 221 172 36 13
520 I think this is the end of an evocative American literary genre. 1.2803 0.03755 239 188 35 16
521 "First slap shot between the opponent's legs wins. The old pros are mostly infertile." 1.2802 0.03978 232 186 27 19
522 I think this might go quicker if we gave them guns 1.2800 0.03968 225 179 29 17
523 Heck! Back in my day we didn’t have mallets or a ball. We used our hands and tumbleweed! 1.2800 0.04143 200 158 28 14
524 What would you expect at the Croquet Corral ? 1.2793 0.03742 222 172 38 12
525 The pickleball court was full at noon. 1.2793 0.04155 222 180 22 20
526 Shootout at the AARP Corral. 1.2791 0.04150 215 173 24 18
527 Trust me, it gets more exciting when they get frustrated and start hitting each other with the mallets. 1.2789 0.04546 190 155 17 18
528 Never thought I'd see such a fun fight at the Croquet Corral! 1.2787 0.04272 183 144 27 12
529 Hard to tell which is the widest wicket in the west. 1.2787 0.04056 183 141 33 9
530 Davy is naming it after himself: Crockett 1.2783 0.03972 212 167 31 14
531 This lawn ain’t big enough for the two of us 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
532 Someday the Shootout at the Croquet Corral will be famous! 1.2780 0.03989 223 178 28 17
533 I hope they will die of boredom before we do. 1.2778 0.04105 198 156 29 13
534 Supposedly the winner gets to choose between badminton and ping pong next. 1.2775 0.03774 209 161 38 10
535 You’d never know that they used to call him Davy Croquet: the fastest putter in the West. 1.2775 0.04010 209 165 30 14
536 I heard Smith and Wesson are working on something that'll change this here game. 1.2775 0.04010 209 165 30 14
537 I'm tellin' you, Tex, neither one's been the same since his horse died. 1.2773 0.03974 220 175 29 16
538 It's like polo, without the horses and perfume 1.2771 0.03637 231 179 40 12
539 You just can't beat lethal Bocce! 1.2770 0.04011 213 169 29 15
540 I guess this town is big enough. 1.2770 0.03604 213 162 43 8
541 Yep, they’re the only survivors from the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2770 0.03956 213 168 31 14
542 Lofting the ball at your opponent is a foul. 1.2769 0.03621 242 189 39 14
543 You know,Showdown at The Villages is not quite what I expected 1.2767 0.03869 206 160 35 11
544 That's Wyatt AARP 1.2766 0.04254 188 149 26 13
545 Dang shame that they had to sell the polo horses. 1.2765 0.03620 217 166 42 9
546 I miss the lawn darts. 1.2765 0.03903 217 171 32 14
547 They're just passin' time until the pickleball court gets built. 1.2760 0.03744 221 172 37 12
548 Where's the pickles? 1.2760 0.04161 221 180 21 20
549 Stiff raw denim is so versatile. 1.2757 0.04209 214 174 21 19
550 I liked it better without instant replay. 1.2757 0.03826 214 167 35 12
551 Slim's last opponent croqued 1.2754 0.04089 207 165 27 15
552 who manages your 401K? 1.2753 0.04272 178 140 27 11
553 Mallet Fight at the Cro-K Corral 1.2750 0.04006 200 157 31 12
554 I find it just as exciting and there's less clean up. 1.2748 0.03784 222 174 35 13
555 Is this your first rodeo! 1.2746 0.04235 193 154 25 14
556 Only The New Yorker would let you call this the Croquet Corral. 1.2744 0.04191 215 175 21 19
557 When does one of ‘em get shot? 1.2744 0.03753 215 167 37 11
558 Back in our day, each man had two balls. 1.2744 0.03978 215 171 29 15
559 And that's why we're called '' The Wicketless town in the West.'' 1.2736 0.04050 201 159 29 13
560 It's a family-friendly territory, more "mild west". 1.2736 0.03862 201 156 35 10
561 You wanna hear something? Apparently, elsewhere, a 'shootout' means using guns. 1.2736 0.04016 212 169 28 15
562 That’ll be the last shot at the Croquet Corral. 1.2736 0.03960 212 168 30 14
563 There's nothing like high noon shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.2735 0.03926 223 178 29 16
564 They moved here from the Hamptons. 1.2732 0.04215 194 155 25 14
565 Siri autocorrected Bullets to Mallets 1.2732 0.04086 194 153 29 12
566 It’s new for Wild West Fridays. They’re calling it ‘Shootout at the Croquet Corral’ 1.2732 0.03933 205 161 32 12
567 This isn’t as fun without horses. 1.2732 0.03933 205 161 32 12
568 After this we serve tea with no cups 1.2731 0.03907 216 171 31 14
569 I think gunfights were a little more decisive. 1.2731 0.03933 238 193 25 20
570 They both have rickets so they don't need no wickets 1.2727 0.03677 231 181 37 13
571 Maybe it's me, Clem, but these newfangled showdowns just don't feel the same. 1.2727 0.04054 209 167 27 15
572 I reckon it's really hard to get back in the saddle. 1.2727 0.04392 187 151 21 15
573 The first one who dies of boredom is the winner. 1.2727 0.03562 242 189 40 13
574 He's got balls. 1.2727 0.04334 198 161 20 17
575 After all those years on horseback, what else could they do? 1.2723 0.03732 235 186 34 15
576 Sorta makes me wish they hadn’t repealed the Second Amendment 1.2723 0.03911 224 179 29 16
577 Ain’t exactly how the West was won. 1.2723 0.03559 213 165 39 9
578 Rules in croquet? There are no rules in croquet. 1.2723 0.03829 213 167 34 12
579 we all picked up weird habits during the pandemic 1.2723 0.03971 202 159 31 12
580 This is almost as exciting as watching fishing. 1.2723 0.03992 191 149 32 10
581 This is nothin'. In my day, we'd put a wicket in the middle. 1.2722 0.03681 180 140 33 7
582 Eh, last year’s Pickleball Fight at the OK Corall was better. 1.2718 0.04036 206 164 28 14
583 Heck, yes it’s boring, but it beats Musk versus Zuckerberg. 1.2718 0.03667 206 158 40 8
584 If they’re dueling to the death I think they’re using those mallets wrong. 1.2718 0.03977 206 163 30 13
585 Damn castle rustlers made off with fifteen head and the wickets. 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
586 It’s called Croquet at the O.K. Corral 1.2715 0.04174 221 184 15 22
587 Fastest Mallet in the West," I hear 1.2714 0.03748 199 153 38 8
588 Who knew post-rodeo-leg-syndrom could become a whole sport? 1.2714 0.04195 199 160 24 15
589 It was Davy Crockett’s idea 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
590 Looks like there’s a shootout at the croquet corral 1.2711 0.03996 225 182 25 18
591 Maybe the Yahtzee game at the saloon has more action. 1.2710 0.03927 214 170 30 14
592 I would have preferred the spelling contest. 1.2709 0.04015 203 161 29 13
593 Gentrification, am I right? 1.2708 0.03763 192 147 38 7
594 A scene from Sergio Leone’s lesser known classic, “For a Few Wickets More” 1.2708 0.03834 192 148 36 8
595 Ridin'' horseback sure comes in handy sometimes. 1.2705 0.04076 207 166 26 15
596 Talk about slow death! 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
597 I had more fun watching the tumbleweed” 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
598 I'm all for supporting the arts, but sometimes a feller just wants a spectacle, not a metaphor. 1.2704 0.04360 196 160 19 17
599 Pickleball can’t hold a candle to Mallet March Madness!” 1.2701 0.03668 211 163 39 9
600 This may take some tweaking. 1.2701 0.03668 211 163 39 9
601 The horses are on strike. 1.2700 0.03864 200 156 34 10
602 Mallets don't kill people, people kill people 1.2700 0.04116 200 160 26 14
603 This is gonna end in a draw." 1.2699 0.03450 226 173 45 8
604 Yup, this is how we pass the time, here at the Cro-Quet Corral 1.2698 0.04014 189 148 31 10
605 They wanted to use guns, but it's so cliche nowadays. 1.2697 0.04256 178 141 26 11
606 It'll be a case of mallet aforethought 1.2696 0.03997 204 162 29 13
607 What a croque. 1.2696 0.04057 204 163 27 14
608 Wanna hit the saloon? This could take awhile. 1.2694 0.03887 193 150 34 9
609 I don't know who's good or bad, but this sure is ugly. 1.2694 0.03817 193 149 36 8
610 The benefit of dueling this way is now we can have annual rematches. 1.2694 0.03956 193 151 32 10
611 Speaking as an undertaker, I prefer the old way of doing things! 1.2694 0.03693 219 171 37 11
612 The Australians call this knocky backy forthy. 1.2692 0.04470 182 148 19 15
613 Croquet hoops? Nah, they just stand there. Unless, of course, it is a high ball. 1.2692 0.04493 208 175 10 23
614 It's not as exciting as a gunfight, but it is better than Rock Paper Scissors 1.2690 0.03833 197 153 35 9
615 This town ain’t big enough for a shootout. 1.2688 0.03475 186 146 33 7
616 Ok--so what if we give 'em both cheerleaders and put it in a 50,000 seat arena? 1.2687 0.04217 201 163 22 16
617 Could be worse…could be Pickleball. 1.2685 0.03894 216 172 30 14
618 I told you that gun control was a slippery slope 1.2685 0.04003 216 174 26 16
619 These shoot-outs lost a lot of gravitas after Jesse James Worthington III got back from his August in the Hamptons. 1.2685 0.04109 216 176 22 18
620 But when they came to take our wickets, we had no guns to stop em. 1.2684 0.03865 231 186 28 17
621 I prefer horse shoes. 1.2683 0.03667 205 158 39 8
622 These were a lot shorter when they just shot each other. 1.2683 0.03858 205 161 33 11
623 Safer, sure. But not as exciting as High Noon. 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
624 In a parallel universe, they aim guns at each other and shoot...can you imagine? 1.2682 0.04380 179 144 22 13
625 Everything’s changed since them dang’d British moved into town. 1.2680 0.04071 194 154 28 12
626 I understand the NRA is not happy. 1.2679 0.04041 209 168 26 15
627 It takes balls to make a cowboy. 1.2679 0.04000 224 182 24 18
628 Man, this really made ten minutes feel like an hour. 1.2677 0.04013 198 157 29 12
629 In my day, we played lacrosse like real men. 1.2674 0.03815 187 144 36 7
630 It gets more exciting at noon. 1.2673 0.03957 202 160 30 12
631 Davy, Davy Croquet. King of the wild front lawn. 1.2670 0.04430 176 142 21 13
632 Nothin' like a good duel at the Croquet Corral. 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
633 Well, pardner, way back in the day, you and me, we didn't have none of them fancy contraptions and gizmos. Nope, we counted on grit, gumption, and backbone. You remember, right? Yes siree, back in our day, we shot each other. 1.2670 0.04356 176 141 23 12
634 I guess this town is big enough for everybody now. 1.2670 0.03907 191 149 33 9
635 The old method was really affecting our population growth. 1.2667 0.04024 210 169 26 15
636 Whatever they’re doin’ this town ain’t big enough for it. 1.2667 0.04024 210 169 26 15
637 The mild, mild West. 1.2664 0.03623 214 166 39 9
638 Boring as hell until the sudden death round. 1.2664 0.04024 214 173 25 16
639 Ironic that I've taken their guns but now I want them dead. 1.2663 0.04481 169 136 21 12
640 Every day, Dodge City gets more and more gentrified. 1.2660 0.04121 203 164 24 15
641 Is this the Croquet Corrale? 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
642 I think this might be why they now call it the 'mild west' instead of the 'wild west.' 1.2657 0.03538 207 166 30 11
643 I have season tickets 1.2657 0.03886 207 164 31 12
644 A lot o’ folks struggle with the tactical nuance of bowleggin’ 1.2657 0.03946 207 165 29 13
645 Yep. That there’s Davy Croquet. 1.2655 0.03817 226 181 30 15
646 This makes me miss days when they feuded using lawn darts. 1.2654 0.04118 211 172 22 17
647 This is what happens when people elect liberal sheriffs 1.2654 0.04007 211 170 26 15
648 Just another day at the croquet corral 1.2648 0.03954 219 177 26 16
649 They make it look so easy on Bridgerton 1.2648 0.03954 219 177 26 16
650 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
651 I just got here. What's the score? 1.2642 0.03940 193 152 31 10
652 Turns out being bowlegged is good for something after all! 1.2640 0.04238 178 142 25 11
653 Nice to see those horseback bowlegs being put to good use. 1.2640 0.03951 197 156 30 11
654 It’s Quaker Night at the O.K Corral. 1.2638 0.04508 163 131 21 11
655 You want strategy? Go play chess. 1.2637 0.04172 182 145 26 11
656 Amazon said the wickets are “back ordered.” 1.2637 0.03960 201 160 29 12
657 This is the sudden death round. 1.2637 0.03832 201 158 33 10
658 Looks like this is their first rodeo. 1.2634 0.04248 186 150 23 13
659 The city folks who said that this town would never get a professional sports team must be feeling a might foolish right now. 1.2634 0.04179 186 149 25 12
660 Sure, to turn sideways would be considered unmanly, but I submit it is a winning tactic! 1.2634 0.04109 186 148 27 11
661 They must have thought I said, "Gunfight at the Croquet Corral." 1.2634 0.03717 205 160 36 9
662 I hear it’s more exciting when they use a pickle. 1.2634 0.04026 205 165 26 14
663 We'll soon learn who has the bigger balls. 1.2626 0.03867 198 156 32 10
664 Some say you should wear polo shirts and play it on horses, but I dunno ... 1.2626 0.04363 179 145 21 13
665 high noon it isn't. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
666 Think of how tough a game it would be if they had never been on a horse. 1.2620 0.03946 187 147 31 9
667 Crockett came up with the game. Hasn’t named it yet though… 1.2620 0.04361 187 153 19 15
668 When those wickets finally show up, all hell is going to break loose. 1.2613 0.03577 199 153 40 6
669 Maybe we shouldn’t have passed gun control 1.2613 0.03916 199 158 30 11
670 Things have been slow since they confiscated all our guns 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
671 I’d heard the English Kid was in town. 1.2609 0.04059 184 146 28 10
672 A week back they shot someone that they caught cheating. The son of a gun was starching his pants. 1.2609 0.04706 161 132 16 13
673 This town ain't big enough for either of them. 1.2607 0.03993 211 171 25 15
674 Old Jake was a bad man, but this still seems like a disrespectful way to treat his testicles 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
675 They’re not allowed to play with guns. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
676 Should our knees be touching? 1.2605 0.04049 215 176 22 17
677 Loser leaves on the 3:10 to Biddleton-on-Tweed. 1.2604 0.04522 192 161 12 19
678 Well, I'd say this town is big enough for the both of them. 1.2603 0.03779 219 175 31 13
679 It's all about the thigh gap. 1.2602 0.03819 196 154 33 9
680 Perfect game for those of us who ride a horse Al day. 1.2602 0.03534 196 155 33 8
681 I liked it better when people just shot each other. 1.2602 0.03886 196 155 31 10
682 These two wicket shootouts are real nail biters. 1.2602 0.03953 196 156 29 11
683 Yes, that IS the Croquet Corral 1.2602 0.04083 196 158 25 13
684 That's not fair. My horse is wider than yours. 1.2600 0.04025 200 161 26 13
685 Well, I reckon that the Wild West has been lost. 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
686 These new health and safety laws sort of kill the excitement of the duel 1.2597 0.04175 181 145 25 11
687 Resolving disputes with croquet is more genteel, but it lacks a certain finality... 1.2595 0.04321 185 151 20 14
688 It’s just not the same after gun control. 1.2593 0.04254 189 154 21 14
689 We shoulda known it would come to this when his cattle call was "Boeuf." 1.2591 0.03992 193 154 28 11
690 Do you suppose they sleep that way? 1.2589 0.03822 224 181 28 15
691 Doesn’t scare the horses as much as pickle ball. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
692 Tex invented this game called polo. Looked good. Too bad his horse died. 1.2584 0.03838 209 167 30 12
693 Life’s more pleasant without guns. 1.2584 0.03460 209 166 34 9
694 We're up, partner! 1.2582 0.03929 182 143 31 8
695 I remember before the place got gentrified. 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
696 Should we leave? 1.2579 0.04299 190 156 19 15
697 Yellowstone has really run out of new plot lines 1.2579 0.04480 159 128 21 10
698 What'd you expect at the Croquet Corral? 1.2576 0.03918 198 158 29 11
699 Put a couple of hosses under it and ya might have somethin' worth watchin'. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
700 Croquet Corral”? Are you sure we’re in the right place 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
701 So, Burr or Hamilton? 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
702 They’re talking about converting it to a pickle ball court. 1.2573 0.04257 171 137 24 10
703 'Horsing-around' got cancelled for wokeness 1.2573 0.04337 171 138 22 11
704 Next thing they will be playing Pickleball! 1.2570 0.04124 179 143 26 10
705 You need real balls to play this game. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
706 It lacks drama. 1.2568 0.04134 183 147 25 11
707 Never thought I'd see Wicket Earp take on Croq Holliday. 1.2567 0.03702 187 145 36 6
708 I'm glad they've decided to settle this like gentlemen. 1.2567 0.03928 187 148 30 9
709 the good, the bad, and the fancy 1.2567 0.03779 187 146 34 7
710 Alexander Hamilton should have chosen this kind of duel. 1.2566 0.04620 152 123 19 10
711 'Round these parts, we take kindly to strangers. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
712 You really need balls to do what they're doing. 1.2562 0.04152 203 167 20 16
713 Subjugating the native population while honoring the games of our European ancestors during these hard times, well, does it get any better'n this? 1.2561 0.04463 164 133 20 11
714 It’ll be better when the railroad gets to town and the hoops arrive 1.2560 0.04150 207 171 19 17
715 Things sure ain't the same since they passed that gun safety legislation. 1.2560 0.04150 207 171 19 17
716 I hate it when these games go into sudden death 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
717 And in the rodeo, they’re gonn be riding lactose-free dairy cows. 1.2558 0.04692 172 144 12 16
718 Just wait for his killer shot! 1.2557 0.04089 176 140 27 9
719 Cowboy-ing is just a part time gig for these buckaroos. They actually ride horses just to keep their legs in croquet shape. 1.2556 0.04027 180 143 28 9
720 Hank is toast. His horse is fatter. 1.2554 0.04041 184 147 27 10
721 City folk think the bowlegs are 'cuz of the horses. 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
722 This dispute could be settled for generations if he just got more height off the mallet. 1.2553 0.04122 188 152 24 12
723 Takes more than a wicket shortage to stop a cowboy. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
724 Remember in the good ole days. Cartoons would never make fun of cowboys 1.2552 0.03711 192 150 35 7
725 He 's got a wicket shot. 1.2550 0.03883 200 160 29 11
726 Croquet has really become popular after we ran out of bullets. 1.2550 0.03883 200 160 29 11
727 I think I fell asleep in history class again. 1.2549 0.03954 204 165 26 13
728 They're both headed for knee replacements 1.2547 0.04251 161 127 25 8
729 Ain't the tension palpable. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
730 We save money on the wickets. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
731 And then my HOA sent me a notice that my cactus was too cliche even for this cartoon. 1.2544 0.04522 169 139 17 13
732 Our H.R. Department does a bang up job of conflict resolution. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
733 I guess it's Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2542 0.04223 177 143 23 11
734 If he hits his opponent's crotch, he will lose the match but receive tremendous applause from the gallery. 1.2542 0.04373 177 145 19 13
735 The NRA won't like this. 1.2541 0.04007 181 144 28 9
736 Did you say those guys are playing croquet or asked me if the guy on the right is about to croak ay? 1.2541 0.04504 185 155 13 17
737 I didn’t think they had the balls. 1.2541 0.04372 185 153 17 15
738 It is much safer than throwing horseshoes at each other. 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
739 I always heard he was a wicket shot... 1.2541 0.03948 185 147 29 9
740 ...Nope, that's how they always stand 1.2540 0.04034 189 152 26 11
741 Big hat, no mallet. 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
742 This will go down in history as Croquet at the OK. 1.2539 0.04043 193 156 25 12
743 Brits. 1.2537 0.03686 205 167 26 12
744 We call it the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2536 0.03883 209 169 27 13
745 The games's a little harder when one of 'em is knock-kneed. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
746 We were doin’ fine until the Brits showed up. 1.2530 0.04331 166 134 22 10
747 Using cowboys to fill in during the wicket shortage was pure genius! 1.2530 0.04496 166 136 18 12
748 About as bad as it gets here in the Mild, Mild West. 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
749 You need balls to do it this way. 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
750 This ain't great, but I feel worse about the tea room replacing the saloon. 1.2529 0.04111 174 139 26 9
751 Good thing they don't ride side-saddle! 1.2529 0.04191 174 140 24 10
752 No instructions with the box, but we'll figure it out. 1.2528 0.03721 178 138 35 5
753 At least they’re not playing golf! 1.2528 0.04048 178 142 27 9
754 I'm pretty sure the park manager had said O.K Corral, not Croquet Corral. 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
755 He's got this. I've seen his backhand. 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
756 Been pretty borin' round here since Smith and Wesson closed down. 1.2528 0.04202 178 144 23 11
757 Shootouts in town really changed after the Hole in the Wall Gang made off with our wickets. 1.2527 0.03987 182 145 28 9
758 They call this Rickets Cricket. 1.2527 0.04002 186 149 27 10
759 Maybe you ain't familiar with the Croquet Corral. 1.2526 0.04281 194 161 17 16
760 This is how we settle things out west 1.2526 0.03713 194 155 30 9
761 Nut shots at the Croquet Corral 1.2525 0.03784 202 161 31 10
762 Gonna be a short game if that ball bounces wrong. 1.2515 0.04551 163 134 17 12
763 They call it "Shootout at the Cro-K Corral.." 1.2515 0.04390 167 136 20 11
764 No, playing croquet doesn't make them stand like that. It's their blazing saddles! 1.2515 0.04550 171 142 15 14
765 I hate this penalty shootout phase of the game. Players can get hurt. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
766 I prefer to see them on horseback , it adds a certain je ne sais quoi ." 1.2514 0.04028 179 143 27 9
767 This is how we settle things since stricter gun laws were put in place. Not as exciting, but easier to clean up. 1.2514 0.04255 179 146 21 12
768 Well, you’ve got balls showing up here 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
769 By golly, if this don't beat pay-per-view. 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
770 Pickleball was just not manly enough for the boys." 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
771 It's no use being the fastest mallet in the west if you don't have any balls. 1.2513 0.04055 187 151 25 11
772 I'll be hornswoggled if that ain't Davy Croquet hisself ! 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
773 “The cowboy with the widest horse usually loses.” 1.2500 0.04035 188 152 25 11
774 D'ya 'spose we've gone a bit too far with the gun control thing? 1.2500 0.03929 180 143 29 8
775 I think he's got him by the balls. 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
776 Well, what did you expect after they passed gun control? 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
777 Bicycle riders wouldn’t have a chance in this game. 1.2500 0.04306 180 148 19 13
778 This isn't usually how dual go around here. Normally they play badminton. 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
779 I don’t think this new writer from Downton Abbey is going to work out. 1.2500 0.04057 200 164 22 14
780 The winner has to standoff Pigeon-toed Phil. 1.2500 0.04179 200 166 18 16
781 I could be a cowboy 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
782 They aren’t manspreaders, you ninny. They’re cultural icons. 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
783 You sure Doc said the Cro-K Corral? 1.2500 0.04000 204 167 23 14
784 Wait, did you say wickets or rickets? 1.2500 0.04003 208 171 22 15
785 I hear them city slickers play a game called Pickle Ball 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
786 Gun control regulations are having side effects 1.2500 0.04357 164 133 21 10
787 The winner gets to play the unbeatable knock-kneed cowpoke. 1.2487 0.03836 197 158 29 10
788 Only half the kit has been delivered, but it hasn't been a problem. 1.2487 0.03945 189 152 27 10
789 The loser has to pay for dinner--and theater tickets. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
790 Don’t need wickets when you got legs like that. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
791 Calls himself Buffalo William 1.2486 0.04204 177 144 22 11
792 It's nicer, but the clack of croquet balls just ain't the same as the sound of a gunshot. 1.2486 0.04280 177 145 20 12
793 I read that the NRA is filing suit against this upstart competitor! 1.2486 0.04427 173 143 17 13
794 Their years of riding horses has finally paid off. 1.2485 0.04178 169 136 24 9
795 Less exciting but easier to explain to our corporate sponsors. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
796 These guys are still on strike and this is how they play the shootout scene without a script. 1.2485 0.04333 165 134 21 10
797 Oh, they's mad. Jim says 'croquet,' Sam says 'croquette. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
798 It’s a sad state of affairs, they have been like this since their horses passed away. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
799 I think this was supposed to take place at the O K Corral, not the Croquet Corral. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
800 Preseason is just not the same 1.2484 0.04666 157 130 15 12
801 Where’d you say the new Sheriff was from? 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
802 It’s best played right after a long , hard ride! 1.2474 0.03927 190 153 27 10
803 Who does he think he is, Davy Croquet? 1.2474 0.04134 190 156 21 13
804 This is never going to catch on... 1.2474 0.04066 190 155 23 12
805 It’s a game called Crockett. Davy came up with it. 1.2473 0.03984 186 150 26 10
806 Dueling banjos is where I draw the line. 1.2473 0.03732 182 143 33 6
807 Another day at the Croquet Corral” 1.2473 0.04044 182 147 25 10
808 The winner faces the undefeated one-legged Willie. 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
809 The guy with the fattest horse usually loses. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
810 This High Noon reenactment lacks some of the tension, don't it? 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
811 Call me old-fashioned, but 'Croquet at the O.K. Corral' has Oscar snub written all over it. 1.2470 0.04394 166 136 19 11
812 The sheriff said they needed to find a more civilized way to settle their differences. Did they go too far? 1.2469 0.04384 162 132 20 10
813 Maybe it's just me but "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" lacks a certain panache. 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
814 Neither could afford the co-pay on gunshot wounds. 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
815 So Wyatt whispers the plan to Doc who whispers to the next guy in the circle and, by the time it gets to Virgil … we’ll, here we are. 1.2468 0.04635 154 127 16 11
816 I guess the other guys are watching the gunfight at O. K.Corral 1.2463 0.04239 203 171 14 18
817 I guess they got tired of pickle ball. 1.2461 0.04311 191 160 15 16
818 This town ain’t silly enough for the two of ‘em 1.2460 0.03965 187 151 26 10
819 You should see what they can do with a bowling ball. 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
820 You said we were going see “coquettes” 1.2458 0.04162 179 146 22 11
821 It helps that they don't ride side-saddle. 1.2456 0.04217 171 139 22 10
822 Yeah! With the 2nd amendment it was way more fun! 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
823 Does anyone here know how to play this game? 1.2455 0.04286 167 136 21 10
824 That’s his signature move. 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
825 Ever since they took away our guns, this is how we settle scores. 1.2454 0.04445 163 134 18 11
826 You should see them play cornhole. 1.2452 0.04608 155 128 16 11
827 Duels are not the same since they got serious on gun control 1.2450 0.04164 200 167 17 16
828 They're better at cornhole. 1.2448 0.03522 192 150 37 5
829 …And on Friday it’s pistols at dawn. Then, Saturday, we do water aerobics. 1.2448 0.04095 192 158 21 13
830 "Rolling one" meant something different when I was young. 1.2446 0.04004 184 149 25 10
831 They call it the Shootout at the Croquet Coral. 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
832 So we finally said to the Rec Director, "Enough with the shuffleboard." 1.2442 0.04113 172 139 24 9
833 Whatta you say we mosey over to the saloon and see Miss Kitty. 1.2442 0.04353 172 142 18 12
834 Ain’t they never heard of pickleball? 1.2440 0.04179 168 136 23 9
835 It’s high noon at the croquet corral. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
836 "Uh oh -Davey Croquet and Hoopalong Cassidy are facing up again -" 1.2440 0.04263 168 137 21 10
837 To be honest, I liked the Alice in Wonderland version much better. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
838 It's better than the corral down the road! They play pickleball there to settle disputes. 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
839 If this catches on, the undertaker is going to have to sell his summer home. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
840 They’ve been playing this for weeks and still don’t know what it is. 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
841 They’ve been croquet buddies ever since I explained that this town *was* big enough for the both of ‘em. 1.2436 0.04490 156 128 18 10
842 They call him Johnny Mallet 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
843 Welcome to the Mild West. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
844 Come back tomorrow for the rocking horse rodeo. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
845 WTF is this 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
846 In my day, they used bullets! 1.2434 0.03629 189 149 34 6
847 I heard he can’t quit him. 1.2431 0.04194 181 149 20 12
848 What is this? High noon or high tea? 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
849 ‘Don’t hit my balls!’ 1.2428 0.04091 173 140 24 9
850 Looks like it's high noon at the croquet corral/ 1.2426 0.04403 169 140 17 12
851 They're callin' it Unfight at the Croquet Corral. 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
852 He used to be a pretty good polo player until someone stole his horse. 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
853 You must have misheard. 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
854 Y’know Carl, these two gots just one set of balls betweenst ‘em. 1.2424 0.04312 165 135 20 10
855 Looks like Fred's horse is bigger than Bill's 1.2424 0.04561 165 138 14 13
856 Looks different in the movies, don’t it? 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
857 I thought this was played with wickets, not rickets. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
858 My money's on the chap with the smaller horse. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
859 Them Wickets brothers might be onto something. 1.2418 0.04386 182 153 14 15
860 I'm gettin' tired of this here bullet supply chain crisis. 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
861 Remember when men were men? 1.2416 0.04086 178 145 23 10
862 ‘cause Boot Hill is full up. 1.2416 0.04008 178 144 25 9
863 It’s a slow death. 1.2414 0.04070 174 141 24 9
864 Beats me Zeke. Some kind of horseless polo, I think 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
865 now, no horsing around in this game 1.2412 0.04536 170 143 13 14
866 The polo ponies are on strike for good reason. It’s their efforts that truly carry the sport. 1.2411 0.05023 141 119 10 12
867 No one has ever out shot Davey Croquet! 1.2407 0.04448 162 134 17 11
868 If only they had horses. 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
869 Nowadays, sheriffs are elected by mallet, not ballot. 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
870 ‘Mallets at dawn,’ he said. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
871 If that’s all they can think of doing in that position, it’s no wonder their balls are on the ground. 1.2406 0.04228 187 156 17 14
872 It's just a warm-up for their Pickleball showdown. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
873 At the end they kiss each other. 1.2402 0.04142 179 147 21 11
874 Tell your kids that you were there at the fight at the Croquet Corral. 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
875 Nothing's been the same since gun control. 1.2400 0.04285 175 145 18 12
876 They ran out of wickets 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
877 No animals were injured in the making of this movie, but action and tension took a real beating. 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
878 We are getting old Bill. 1.2394 0.03780 188 151 29 8
879 They wanted to call it "Pickle Ball" but I told them that would never catch on. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
880 Try doin' that in a big town. 1.2393 0.04337 163 134 19 10
881 Yesterday, they tried Pickleball. That didn't work either. 1.2390 0.04413 159 131 18 10
882 We have to come up with a more civilized way to settle disputes. How about guns? 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
883 Is it me or did high noon get a little woke? 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
884 Their bet is the loser can drink only tea for a week. 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
885 We finally found Greg Abbott’s testes. 1.2389 0.04269 180 150 17 13
886 Thank them bow-legs from ridin’ or Pilates ? 1.2389 0.04482 180 153 11 16
887 This isn't quite the Wild West anymore is it? 1.2389 0.04045 180 147 23 10
888 So this is what it’s come to? 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
889 It takes a lot more precision than a duel. 1.2387 0.03671 155 120 33 2
890 Loser has to get out of town by sunset. 1.2386 0.04186 176 145 20 11
891 I told you they would make the best of it having rickets. 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
892 They're English. It's called croquet. 1.2386 0.03869 197 161 25 11
893 It still ain’t over til someone dies. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
894 Say what you will, it beats the heck out of watching soccer. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
895 It takes balls to duel in this town 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
896 So, do you also get benched every game? 1.2384 0.03605 172 137 30 5
897 They'll say this was the Croquet Corral. 1.2383 0.03991 193 159 22 12
898 When said you wanted us to watch two guys whack each others balls, this isn't what I had in mind... But I've gotta admit, this is the best first date I've ever had! 1.2383 0.04189 193 162 16 15
899 I can’t wait till the bullet shortage is over. This is boring as hell. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
900 I prefer the old rules: no spurs. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
901 I never expected getting hit there would make 'em fall off! 1.2378 0.04039 185 152 22 11
902 Helps to have wicket legs. 1.2378 0.03966 185 151 24 10
903 First time at the croquet corral? 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
904 Bet they’re all sittin’ out there writin’ captions about ‘the croquet corral’…” 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
905 Dem dere new no gun laws kinda harsh, ay Zeke?! 1.2373 0.04165 177 146 20 11
906 This is the Croquet Corral. Much more civilized than over at the O.K.. 1.2372 0.04277 156 127 21 8
907 Wyatt is about to learn that riding sidesaddle, is the only way he’s gettin’ home. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
908 Another deadly shot at the Croquet Corral. 1.2370 0.03901 173 139 27 7
909 In my day we settled things a little differently. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
910 The revisionist history of the Wild West can't start too soon. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
911 Someday human legs will be replaced by metal wickets, and they'll call it progress 1.2368 0.03818 190 154 27 9
912 Less interesting, granted, but also less cleanup. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
913 Pickle ball got nothin' on us! 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
914 I’d say this town IS big enough for the both of ‘em. 1.2364 0.04202 165 135 21 9
915 They both have been too long in the saddle. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
916 They're Vermont cowboys. 1.2360 0.03991 161 129 26 6
917 I reckon he had the bigger horse. 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
918 It's sort of Corn-Hole for cowboys. 1.2360 0.03987 178 145 24 9
919 So, this is what gun control in the West looks like. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
920 It’s less bloody and way more entertaining. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
921 Showdowns ain't what they used to be. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
922 Things have been very peaceful since they passed that gun reform bill. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
923 Same size balls but ones got a bigger spread 1.2356 0.04130 174 143 21 10
924 I wish these got-damn fuckers’d finish up with this silly nonsense. 1.2353 0.04344 187 159 12 16
925 Boy, those really are some balls!! 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
926 Billy: once a kid, always a kid. 1.2353 0.04359 170 142 16 12
927 Wait until you see One-Legged Lenny play. 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
928 Boring? This is a clear-cut case of mallets aforethought. 1.2349 0.04350 166 138 17 11
929 No gun deaths – instead, they’ll both have a stroke. 1.2349 0.04091 166 135 23 8
930 Quickest mallet in the west…. 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
931 What kind of showdown were you expecting? 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
932 They’re calling this dickle balls 1.2346 0.04345 179 151 14 14
933 The Hunger Games are much better back home. 1.2346 0.04625 179 155 6 18
934 Dueling has lost its spark. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
935 I miss using guns. What good is it to both be left standing? 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
936 It doesn't feel quite as 'wild' since they stopped using lawn darts. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
937 It's a wicket game they play. 1.2339 0.04174 171 141 20 10
938 The stakes ain’t so damned high here at the croquet corral. 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
939 I should have read the fine print about today’s shootout 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
940 The winner will pay a round of decaf lattes at the saloon 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
941 So, we’re witnessing the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2337 0.04040 184 152 21 11
942 This town ain’t bigoted and violent enough for the both of us. 1.2337 0.04040 184 152 21 11
943 It’s a long forgotten masculine rodeo event with bulls’ balls. 1.2335 0.04327 167 139 17 11
944 Connecticut transplants. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
945 Crime rates have been down 50% ever since Billy bought that croquet set 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
946 The unintended consequences of gun control. 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
947 It starts out friendly. 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
948 Their mamas didn't let them grow up. 1.2333 0.04025 180 148 22 10
949 The game started at 12pm twenty years ago. 1.2333 0.04025 180 148 22 10
950 They're calling it The Shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.2332 0.03764 193 157 27 9
951 It's more interesting when the whole Wicket family plays. 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
952 Showdown at the O.K. Croquet. Wicked wickets! 1.2331 0.04401 163 136 16 11
953 The trick is to hit the ball through the hoop without hitting the balls. 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
954 Why'd ya reckon them horses gotta be invisible? 1.2330 0.04007 176 144 23 9
955 Wells Fargo said they had "supply chain issues" with the wickets. 1.2327 0.04389 159 132 17 10
956 Can you picture John Wayne doing this? 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
957 Do you feel ridicule or serendipity? 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
958 Nothing like knee replacement to improve your game. 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
959 We did it. We made America great again 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
960 It's a wicket duel of the West. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
961 Wickets or rickets? 1.2321 0.04303 168 140 17 11
962 Croquet at the O.K. is what them Earp brothers call it. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
963 The object is to locate two balls between your legs. 1.2320 0.04005 181 149 22 10
964 So Dark Branden took their guns? 1.2320 0.04152 194 164 15 15
965 It's a showdown at high tea. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
966 I hear that out east they play on grass. 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
967 Good news is, the town's life expectancy is up." 1.2317 0.04020 164 133 24 7
968 If they are tied at the end of regulation,they go to a shoot-out. 1.2316 0.03905 177 144 25 8
969 The T-Bone Twins don’t know the difference between bowling and bow legged. 1.2313 0.04636 147 123 14 10
970 No, this is Croquet Corral. No gunfights. A lot of people make that mistake. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
971 Whatever happened to shooting each other? 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
972 Proof that gun control works! 1.2312 0.04048 173 142 22 9
973 This one’s gonna be a sticky wicket. 1.2312 0.04048 173 142 22 9
974 All this tension- why don't they just kiss already? 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
975 It takes real balls to play this game! 1.2308 0.04280 169 141 17 11
976 Duels just ain't the same since they done away with lawn darts. 1.2308 0.04112 169 139 21 9
977 Only the truly wicket can make it through Croquet Corral. 1.2303 0.04045 178 147 21 10
978 It's less violent, but sometimes the rage it generates is a little scary. 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
979 The winner has to face Black Bart in a badminton death match. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
980 A badger stole their pickleball. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
981 We were going to call it pickleball, but the name was taken. 1.2299 0.04267 174 146 16 12
982 It's our latest attempt to keep viewers past the high-noon slot. 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
983 Tell me again why you have hope for the future of humanity. 1.2298 0.04249 161 133 19 9
984 I bet Wild Bill Hickok is rolling in his grave. 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
985 The Choose Your Weapon policy needs review 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
986 If you're interested, I crochet. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
987 Sure beats waking up at dawn. 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
988 Can you believe this is only the semi-final! 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
989 I’m gonna tell people it was a gunfight instead. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
990 Before we had fat horses the game could take forever. 1.2291 0.04025 179 148 21 10
991 Shoot out at the croquet corral . . . 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
992 Duels aren't what they used to be 1.2289 0.04328 166 139 16 11
993 Now that’s what I call « ball busting » play. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
994 'I'm inclined to say sticky wicket, but this is a cowboy cartoon." 1.2288 0.04683 153 130 11 12
995 It’s just another day at the O.K. Croquet. 1.2288 0.03934 153 125 22 6
996 The nanny state really ruined showdowns. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
997 I prefer it with guns. 1.2286 0.04087 175 145 20 10
998 The new sheriff is woke. 1.2286 0.03923 175 143 24 8
999 Wait, is this the Croquet Corral? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1000 ' who knew the new gun laws would be so much fun!" 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
1001 Sometimes it is a split decision. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1002 I have yet to see anyone take down ol' Davey Croquet in a shootout. 1.2284 0.04314 162 135 17 10
1003 They have some balls to play like that! 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1004 You know what would make this better? Horses. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
1005 I’m all for gun control but this is kind of lame. 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
1006 Fine. But you'll have to rename it the Croquet Corral 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
1007 It starts at high noon but it can take forever 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
1008 They're from France. 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
1009 They best ought to see a man about a horse. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1010 How we roll in this one horse town. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1011 Good thing it doesn’t bounce. 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
1012 I miss the old days. 1.2278 0.04297 158 131 18 9
1013 How can you tell if someone is winning? 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
1014 The polo ponies unionized and went on strike. 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
1015 That dadburn' Gummint' gun control! I remember when these showdowns were a lot more exciting! 1.2275 0.04133 167 138 20 9
1016 It's not as exciting since they banned the guns 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
1017 It's actually harder than it looks. 1.2275 0.03671 167 133 30 4
1018 Well, what kinda fight were you expectin' at the Croquet Corral? 1.2273 0.04468 154 129 15 10
1019 Some damn fool heard croquet instead of O.K.,and we’ve been screwed ever since. 1.2273 0.04372 154 128 17 9
1020 There's a new sheriff in town. 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
1021 There's way fewer deaths but way more busted balls. 1.2273 0.04654 154 131 11 12
1022 If you think this is exciting, wait til the saddle-stitching competition 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
1023 That new zoning law made the town big enough for a lot of things. 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
1024 Yeah, back East they still use wickets. We don't need 'em here. 1.2270 0.04463 163 138 13 12
1025 I didn't realize it was "Croquet Corral." 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1026 Polo just ain't the same without the horses. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1027 They thought you said "Showdown at the croquet corral!" 1.2267 0.04130 172 143 19 10
1028 We really need a good rain so they can put them real hoops back in. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1029 I miss the old Old West. 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
1030 You got bad directions--this here is the Tame West. 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
1031 Back in my day there was more tumbleweed 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1032 Things sure got boring after the handgun restrictions. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1033 Marshall Dillon just submitted his retirement papers. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
1034 We have our own way of settling disputes here at the Croquet Corral 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1035 This is only the first part of the duel. Later, we get to vote on which of them made a tastier cucumber sandwich. 1.2260 0.04739 146 124 11 11
1036 This Elon vs Zuckerburg cage match isn't what I thought it was going to be. 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
1037 Gentrification strikes again! 1.2260 0.03736 146 115 29 2
1038 We all walk like that once our balls have been hit. 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
1039 I used to manage hotel monopolies on Park Place and Boardwalk, but I always dreamed of a simple retirement like this out West. 1.2260 0.03964 177 146 22 9
1040 Finally, a town that's big enough for them two of them. 1.2258 0.04442 155 130 15 10
1041 He's the fastest wicket splittin draw in the west 1.2258 0.03724 155 123 29 3
1042 You're right, it IS nicer without his incessant play-by-play commentary. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
1043 Quite the sticky wickets. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
1044 Whatever you do, don't call it the Showdown at Croquet Corral. 1.2256 0.04178 164 136 19 9
1045 When the "wickets" get sticky it's time to end the match. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
1046 I’d hate to know why his wicket is sticky. 1.2254 0.04189 173 145 17 11
1047 You have to admit, their wicket stance is damn near perfect. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1048 The stakes couldn’t be higher. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1049 Beats baseball 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1050 This game goes a lot better with bullets 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
1051 Not a bad way to unwind after three days in the saddle. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1052 Neither one has enough balls to win! 1.2251 0.03904 191 159 21 11
1053 These boys have been on the range waaay too long! 1.2250 0.04517 160 136 12 12
1054 It's more interesting with human wickets, don't you think? 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1055 You said it, Zeke! A showdown like this takes real balls. 1.2250 0.03910 160 132 21 7
1056 I miss the holster part. 1.2249 0.03912 169 138 24 7
1057 There’s a lot more action when Doreen and Maggie play pickleball. 1.2249 0.04339 169 143 14 12
1058 I'm guessing it will be a split decision. 1.2249 0.03912 169 138 24 7
1059 I prefer the gun action, it's shorter. 1.2249 0.04001 169 139 22 8
1060 The horse looked on and wondered: what was it the animals had done that allowed these fools to take over the world. 1.2249 0.04174 169 141 18 10
1061 Polo without horses? Looks like we need to upgrade to the Better Than O.K. Corral. 1.2249 0.04257 169 142 16 11
1062 Oh, one of them's gonna shoot the other. It's just more satisfying when it finally happens. 1.2249 0.04001 169 139 22 8
1063 It's not the balls on the ground that I'd worry about - if you know what I mean. 1.2247 0.04024 178 148 20 10
1064 Remember how tough it was with six shooters - we couldn't get them to roll properly at all. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1065 That there’s Billy the Mallet - they say he’s got the stickiest wickets in the west. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
1066 Those hip replacements sure are workin’ well. 1.2245 0.04609 147 124 13 10
1067 My guy just said, “You will ‘croque’ monsieur!” 1.2245 0.04507 147 123 15 9
1068 When are they gonna learn -- too much starch! 1.2245 0.04402 147 122 17 8
1069 They say it's less painful than horseshoes. 1.2245 0.04402 147 122 17 8
1070 These duels to the death have been so slow ever since the new gun control regulations. 1.2244 0.04416 156 131 15 10
1071 I mean, sure, the high noon shootout was fun, but why doesn't anyone ever stay for the 3:00 events? 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
1072 You see, they banned the lawn darts. 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
1073 I reckon that there bull over there misses his balls. 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
1074 If 'n it was me, I don't reckon I'd challenge Wicket Erp. 1.2241 0.04004 174 144 21 9
1075 As an innocent bystander I feel a lot safer but as a morbid spectator I’m bored as shit. 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1076 I do enjoy the tranquil pas de deux before they commence to beating each other with them thar mallets. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
1077 Near time for the whiskey n' cucumber sandwich intermission. 1.2237 0.04298 152 126 18 8
1078 This is how we do things on the Croquet Corral 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
1079 seems unfair that Jeb has a wider stance. 1.2235 0.03565 170 138 27 5
1080 I really miss the 2nd amendment. 1.2231 0.05181 121 103 9 9
1081 Things just haven’t been the same since Kevin Costner left 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1082 Showdown at the Croquet Corral! 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1083 It’s a shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1084 That there is “two-shot” Dave. Fastest mallet this side of the pickleball courts. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
1085 I guess this town actually was big enough for the both of them 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1086 Dueling ain't what it used to be. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
1087 Back in my day we used pistols. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1088 We're re-branding it the "Croquet Corral" 1.2229 0.04389 166 141 13 12
1089 Croquet Corral's not as good as the O.K. 1.2229 0.04042 166 137 21 8
1090 It's the upside of havimg rickets. 1.2229 0.04132 166 138 19 9
1091 It's the Hoop boys from the O.K. Croquet. 1.2229 0.03983 175 145 21 9
1092 Maybe they shouldn't have spent quite so much time on horseback? 1.2228 0.03925 184 153 21 10
1093 You think this is dull? They used to settle their quarrels with chess. 1.2228 0.03936 193 162 19 12
1094 At the Cro-K Corral, this IS a shoot-out. 1.2222 0.04200 162 135 18 9
1095 This newfangled polo seems to have something missing. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
1096 Well, it rhymes with the original, anyway. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1097 How can folks who don't ride horses play this game? 1.2222 0.04118 153 128 17 8
1098 Actually, I believe it was the Gen X-ers who ruined irony. ‘Honestly don’t know what’s going on with these guys. 1.2222 0.04495 180 157 6 17
1099 Supply chain disruptions continue to plague the Oregon Trail. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1100 Never dull at the Croquet Corral. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1101 I still prefer the old-fashioned shootout, myself. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1102 Here's an idea.... 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1103 John Wicket is his name. Wait til he gets mad. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1104 Rodeos ain't what they used to be in our day, Jed. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
1105 You gotta' watch out for a big bounce. 1.2216 0.04020 167 138 21 8
1106 If this doesn't whip up the tourists, nothing will. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1107 Somehow the click of the mallet lacks the panache of a resounding gunshot 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1108 What's a wicket? 1.2215 0.04271 158 132 17 9
1109 The lawn sports fan in me loves this. But the undertaker in me absolutely hates it. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1110 Are you sure that's Davy Crockett? 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
1111 The guy on the left is known as Davy Croquet. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1112 Looks like the Wicket Brothers are at it again. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
1113 They took to it after I tole 'em it's a game called Crockett. 1.2215 0.04348 149 124 17 8
1114 Kids and their newfangled shootouts. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1115 I hope they're wearing cups. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1116 I feel more stupid fer jus watchin'. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1117 This is what happens when you bring a mallet to a gunfight. 1.2209 0.04023 172 143 20 9
1118 Politically correct or not, I say we go back to gunfights. 1.2209 0.04084 163 135 20 8
1119 This is not my first rodeo, but sonething sure doesn't seem right 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1120 You should have been here yesterday when they were playing corn hole. 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
1121 Do ya remember when they used to hit each others' balls? 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
1122 They're gonna write songs about that Davy. Davy Croquet, king of the Wild Front Tier 3 Yard Game Tournament. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1123 It’s nice to have a sport you can play with saddle sores. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1124 'Davy Croquet is on fire today.' 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1125 It's what happens when the NRA can no longer lobby. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
1126 Isn't gun control great? 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
1127 The neighbors are complaining about the noise. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
1128 It's easier than carrying around all those little metal wickets. 1.2208 0.04346 154 129 16 9
1129 Never shoulda revoked that Second Amendment. 1.2208 0.04442 154 130 14 10
1130 2 ball in the side pocket! 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
1131 Next event is Cornhole. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1132 These shootouts have gone completely woke. 1.2207 0.04535 145 122 14 9
1133 Beats pickleball, at least. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1134 Clever use of legs for wickets 1.2203 0.03690 177 144 27 6
1135 I prefer salmon croquet 1.2202 0.03998 168 139 21 8
1136 Well, I still like the old fashioned shoot-out. 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
1137 Goddamn guvmint liberals confiscated their guns. 1.2201 0.04692 159 138 7 14
1138 They have to watch for high bounces. 1.2201 0.04339 159 134 15 10
1139 God made man. Croquet made them Civil. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1140 they'd be no match for ol' "Knock-Knees" Nelson 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1141 Quickest mallet in the West, hands down. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1142 This is better than watching paint dry. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1143 They call it the OK croquet.” 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1144 First one of 'em that figures out how to get 3 feet of altitude on his shot is gonna win this thing. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1145 Hmmm, that’s not cricket. 1.2194 0.03577 155 123 30 2
1146 Showdowns are more relaxed here at the Croquet Corral. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
1147 This is what happens when the woke get involved. 1.2192 0.04400 146 122 16 8
1148 Can you imagine doing this on horseback!! 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
1149 Just wait to see Butch’s face when he realises the second ball is an old grenade 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1150 I wonder if this event is going to be at the Stampede next year. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1151 I much prefer my role as referee rather than sheriff. 1.2189 0.03977 169 140 21 8
1152 They don’t allow sticky wickets in this town. 1.2185 0.04397 151 127 15 9
1153 Whippersnappers! Bow of leg and short of balls. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1154 This isn"t Dodge anymore. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
1155 If they were real cowboys, they'd settle it with a good game of horseshoes." 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
1156 The doc says it’s just seasonal depression. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1157 I guess the town got big enough for both of them. 1.2183 0.04483 142 119 15 8
1158 At least it's quieter than pickleball. 1.2182 0.04218 165 139 16 10
1159 I miss the days before gun control. 1.2182 0.04130 165 138 18 9
1160 You know, I just don't get millennials. 1.2182 0.04130 165 138 18 9
1161 In our day, duels were less painful to watch. 1.2182 0.04218 165 139 16 10
1162 Think about what life was like before this kind of excitement. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1163 Ever since we became the Civilized West, these duels just haven't felt the same. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
1164 Seems they take "Care to step outside 'n settle this like gentlemen?" a mite more literally 'round these parts. 1.2179 0.04294 156 131 16 9
1165 Thanks to rickets,players become wickets 1.2179 0.04197 156 130 18 8
1166 I'm a Swiftee myself. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1167 The west ain't so wild anymore. 1.2176 0.03488 170 136 31 3
1168 You should see them try and be the double hoops at the start of the game. 1.2176 0.03955 170 141 21 8
1169 If you think the Croquet Corral is mild, you should see the Crochet Corral. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
1170 My horse insisted on front row seats or he wasn't going to come. 1.2174 0.04198 161 135 17 9
1171 I done told Bill gettin’ a thinner horse would improve his game. 1.2174 0.04104 161 134 19 8
1172 Them clowns ain't just hopeless. They're hoopless. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1173 Never thought the feud would come to the Croquet Corral, did we, Jesse? 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1174 Because pickleball is not an option. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
1175 These croquet duels are really hurting the tombstone business. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1176 I didn't have the heart to tell them that we usually play polo on horses around here. 1.2171 0.04370 152 128 15 9
1177 I hire cowboys for my team 'cause they're bow-legged. 1.2169 0.04017 166 138 20 8
1178 You can tell your grandkids you witnessed the shootout at the Croquet Corral! 1.2169 0.03925 166 137 22 7
1179 He did a semester abroad in England. 1.2168 0.04454 143 120 15 8
1180 They really amp it up in post-production 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1181 The town is big enough for both of them. 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1182 Shootouts aren't what they used to be. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1183 Croquet Corale 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1184 This here is for all the marbles. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1185 More like the OK 'Bore'-al, amirite? 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1186 Them fellers are mallet-justed. Git it? 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1187 Ironically, more people die this way. 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
1188 Remember the time I shot a guy during one of these? 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
1189 It’s an improvement over when they played cornhole. 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
1190 I saw him play against Erp in Tombstone 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1191 That's not the way we used to play with our balls 1.2160 0.04081 162 135 19 8
1192 One day they’ll call all this the Mild West. 1.2160 0.04174 162 136 17 9
1193 They tried soccer, but the spurs made it a mite ticklish. 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
1194 Finally… a civilized duel! 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
1195 This is my least favorite duel pre-show". 1.2160 0.04897 125 106 11 8
1196 It's a final showdown between Sticky Wicket and Hula Hooper. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1197 The sheriff took their guns away. 1.2157 0.04344 153 129 15 9
1198 The gun ban really improved our quality of life. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1199 More like "How the West Was Ridiculed". 1.2157 0.04442 153 130 13 10
1200 Kids these days... 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
1201 Welcome to the Cro-K Corral. 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
1202 Guess we'll have to change the name to the Croquet Corral. 1.2153 0.04534 144 122 13 9
1203 They've both got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle. Makes it nice. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
1204 Wicket Bill Hickok just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
1205 Should we tell them they misheard the name of the OK Corral? 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1206 They used to have pistols until the neighbors complained about the noise 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1207 First rule of Nut Ball: You do not talk about Nut Ball. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1208 Which one is the pickle? 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1209 He's the widest wicket in the West. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1210 Partner, nothing was the same after the California Croquet Rush of 1849, that’s for sure. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
1211 In our day we used lit sticks of dynamite — now it’s just a sissy game. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1212 If this goes on much longer, we should give them guns. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1213 Neither of 'em will beat knock-kneed Ned. 1.2148 0.04319 149 125 16 8
1214 I thought you said this was a fight between two WICKED fighters. 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
1215 Just doesn't sound right - the 'Croquet' Corral. 1.2147 0.03768 163 133 25 5
1216 Takes balls! 1.2147 0.04241 163 138 15 10
1217 I don’t know about you, but I hate all these new rule changes. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1218 Good thing they're ten paces apart or this'd be really painful to watch. 1.2143 0.04509 140 118 14 8
1219 We forgot the hoops, lucky they've been riding' horses all these years 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1220 "The good ones can bounce it off a rock and hit your yippers." 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
1221 Settling their differences like men didn't work, so they're trying "gentlemen" next. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1222 I told you voting democrat was a bad idea. 1.2143 0.04318 154 130 15 9
1223 If I'd have known gun control was this fun, I'd have voted for it a lot sooner. 1.2143 0.04839 140 121 8 11
1224 He’s got the quickest wicket in the West! 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1225 Puts a whole new wrinkle on the meaning of a sticky wicket! 1.2143 0.04509 140 118 14 8
1226 O.K. Corral? You must have misheard. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1227 Ever since 'concealed carry' failed, showdowns just ain't been the same. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1228 Ya see, this is why I switched to side saddle. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1229 Where’s ole’ Pegleg when you need ‘em? 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
1230 The action never stops at the Croquet Corral. 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
1231 look at these bozos in bolos. 1.2138 0.04397 145 122 15 8
1232 Elmer called Wayne yellow, and then one thing led to another. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1233 So then Tex sez "This here suburban residential area ain't big enough fer the both of us," and here we are. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1234 It’s been a little different around here ever since they started playing all that Morricone music 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1235 Looks like the Advocates For Non-Violence are having an impact! 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1236 It’s quieter than the pistols. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1237 Hell-bent-for-croquet 1.2134 0.04304 164 140 13 11
1238 30 years on a horse and who needs wickets? 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
1239 Yeah, it settles a lot of problems and we find there's a lot less blood on the streets. 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
1240 I asked to see the OK corral. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1241 They say he's got 16 notches on his mallet handle. 1.2132 0.03676 136 108 27 1
1242 This really is a stupid game. 1.2132 0.04829 136 117 9 10
1243 Balls, mallets, and slim fit flex tapered-leg skinny jeans. Sport gets no more elemental than this. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1244 Word is, he criticized Zeke's avocado toast. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1245 This lawn ain't big enough for the both of them. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1246 The most wicket men in the west… 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
1247 We call it 'crotchet'. 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
1248 The suspense just isn’t the same. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
1249 It’s almost like the 2nd Amendment never happened. 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
1250 The new safety rules have made this competition really boring. 1.2125 0.04100 160 134 18 8
1251 Ain’t no use in fighting it, cowboys were made for croquet. 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
1252 Seems like they're settin' the wickets farther apart this season. 1.2123 0.03913 146 124 15 7
1253 Mallets will beat guns every time! 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1254 Black Bart’s gang stole the wickets 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
1255 Neither one of them can afford a polo pony. 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
1256 Y'know, when I founded the "Cowboy Convalescence Corral", I never dreamed we'd have four members and growing, but we may just beat rickets yet. Now, finish your orange juice, Bronco Billy. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
1257 There are some advantages to being bow legged. 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1258 Y'know, Pickleball is starting to look riveting. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
1259 What would Barbie do? 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1260 I love a good reenactment of the Croquet Corral. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1261 I'm not sure why they need to get up at dawn for this, but a duel's a duel... 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1262 Do you have a better idea? 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1263 Not much better than watching paint dry. 1.2119 0.04266 151 127 16 8
1264 Well, we're gonna try this at least till the new marshall gets here. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1265 All the pickle ball courts were booked this week… 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1266 I laughed when they said it could be an Olympic sport, but then ... 1.2119 0.04368 151 128 14 9
1267 Let's split the difference and award them both participation ribbons 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1268 I don’t see how the stakes could be any higher than this. 1.2119 0.04368 151 128 14 9
1269 They just gotta follow their wicket ways. 1.2118 0.03841 170 141 22 7
1270 More tension when they drew pistols. 1.2118 0.03930 170 142 20 8
1271 Wickets, rickets, what's the difference? 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
1272 Mallets don't win croquet games, cowboys do. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1273 The hombre with the shorter legs is always harder to score-on. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1274 Old cowboys never die - they just croquet away 1.2115 0.04169 156 131 17 8
1275 Croquet at the OK Corral...it's just not the same since the frontier closed. 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
1276 They were told gunpowder’s from China. 1.2115 0.04267 156 132 15 9
1277 As the town undertaker, I prefer the old system. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
1278 I hear tell Davy Croquet invented this game. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
1279 Using horses would be too posh, they say 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1280 More natural than shooting guns! 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1281 Ya know, you should really come back on Thursday when it’s the Pickleball Brawl. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
1282 At high noon, the fighters took a nasty turn. 1.2112 0.04353 161 138 12 11
1283 what do you think is the NRA take on this? 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
1284 Croquet Corral? I thought this was the O.K. Corral. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1285 Are you sure he said "Croquet Corral"? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
1286 It really opens up the hips. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1287 It looks like this one is going to be decided by penalty wickets. 1.2109 0.03705 147 121 22 4
1288 Each player has two balls! 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1289 How y'all like the new gun legislation? 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
1290 Looks to be a sticky wicket. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1291 Gun deaths are down, but our casket maker filed for Chapter 11. 1.2108 0.03706 166 136 25 5
1292 This shot could make it sudden death 1.2108 0.03945 166 141 16 9
1293 High Noon came and went. 1.2105 0.04240 152 128 16 8
1294 Global warming, Texas cooling. 1.2102 0.03504 157 126 29 2
1295 Back in my day men used guns and we liked it, dagnabbit! 1.2102 0.04044 157 131 19 7
1296 The loser has to eat a hundred cucumber sandwiches. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1297 I don't think we explained wickets very well. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1298 I still say it don’t count as a shootout without the wickets and posts. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1299 They used to play with a bigger ball. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1300 That's why they call it the 'Croquet Corral'. 1.2099 0.04239 162 138 14 10
1301 Old polo players. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
1302 It's the perfect meeting of cowpoke and refined recreation. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1303 Looks gol-darn silly without the Mongolian ponies. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
1304 Jesse James said on social media that he liked croquet and it went viral 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
1305 I think they should put some little wire hoops in the ground” 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
1306 Well there sure are less flies this way. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1307 It helps if you are bow legged. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1308 Loser eats Beatrice's stew. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1309 No that's the other one. This is the croquet corral 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1310 These boys don't have the balls to use a six shooter 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
1311 His 'fly ball' is a killer. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1312 I always thought they got that stance from riding horses. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1313 Yeah, they are pretty good, but you should see the deer and the antelope play. 1.2093 0.04627 129 109 13 7
1314 Can't wait until they allow women to play. 1.2092 0.04315 153 130 14 9
1315 I’m glad they aren’t armed, but there’s still a certain risk involved, don't you think? 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
1316 I kept telling him all that time on the horse would pay off in retirement. 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
1317 Not your grandpa's shootout, eh? 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1318 You have to admit, this requires a lot more skill than the old way. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1319 There's always a showdown at the croquet corral 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
1320 They moved down after Covid. 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
1321 What a shot! No one will ever misremember the name Davy Croquet 1.2089 0.04311 158 135 13 10
1322 I'd know who to root for if one of them was wearin' a white hat. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1323 Takes balls to have a mallet fight at the croquet corral 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1324 I still think the telegram meant to say ‘Davy CROCKETT.’ 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1325 The Wicket Boys' traditional fighting stance is made possible by years of training, focused dedication, and the horses they rode in on. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
1326 Shot him right between the thighs… 1.2083 0.04503 144 123 12 9
1327 I never knew I liked ballet. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
1328 They decided the town was big enough for the both of them 1.2081 0.03953 173 146 18 9
1329 He’s in pole position. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1330 I keep telling them, "It's wickets, not rickets!" 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1331 Seriously? A caption for this drek? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1332 Can't wait til Winter when Curling season begins. 1.2078 0.04189 154 130 16 8
1333 The Not-So-Wild West. 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
1334 Duels today are not what they used to be. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1335 Are you getting a teensy bit turned on too? 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1336 It's called Crolo 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1337 …aaaaaand EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY! 1.2077 0.04722 130 111 11 8
1338 Who knew bow-legged croquet would become a thing. 1.2075 0.03998 159 133 19 7
1339 No worry. They’re padded pants. 1.2075 0.03998 159 133 19 7
1340 Croquet Corral? I thought you said O.K. Corral! 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1341 Is that what Marshall Earp said? "Meet me at the Croquet Corral?" 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1342 We've got ourselves a shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1343 I knew those bow legs would come in handy for something eventually 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1344 Things just ain't the same since the government took our guns away. 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1345 The 10 am game is always boring. Wait two hours. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1346 The secret is to focus on the balls. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
1347 Now watch me whip, now watch me croquet 1.2071 0.03926 140 117 18 5
1348 Fact is we was runnin out of menfolk, and it's an elegant solution. 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
1349 Did you ever expect that we would play this game on ice and without pistols? 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
1350 where's my horse? 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
1351 High noon at the Crow K corral. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
1352 It's just until they clear more space at Boot Hill. 1.2069 0.04366 145 123 14 8
1353 Keep your eye on the guy with the black and blue balls. 1.2069 0.04366 145 123 14 8
1354 I prefer pickleball. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1355 No,Ben,I said,'wicket legs,' not 'wicked legs.' 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
1356 Back in my day, we used cannonballs 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1357 Thank we ought to tell ’em it’s really the OK Corral? 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
1358 Good old fashioned stake out 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
1359 It's a poor man's polo. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1360 what a shot 1.2066 0.04136 121 101 16 4
1361 High noon, I reckon. Tea? 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
1362 I say we open the corral gate while they're distracted. 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
1363 I reckon we tell folks we witnessed the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1364 Banjos and now this! Maybe it’s time for me to get out of Dodge. 1.2063 0.04953 126 109 8 9
1365 Would you like to see me do my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.2063 0.04953 126 109 8 9
1366 I always reckoned legs like that come from riding horses. I guess not. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1367 The next event is Knock-kneed Badminton 1.2061 0.04688 131 112 11 8
1368 Dawn at the Croquet Corral 1.2059 0.03904 170 143 19 8
1369 Well, it still beats women's soccer. 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
1370 There has to be a quicker way to settle our differences…. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1371 He needs to tighten up those wickets 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1372 SHOWDOWN at the CROKAY CORRAL 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1373 Someone rustled the polo ponies?” 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
1374 It's getting a little dull since they banned guns." 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
1375 In case you’re wonderin’, they’re Rocky Mountain oysters. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
1376 You gotta have balls to play that game. 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
1377 Smart money on Bart. He rides a smaller horse. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
1378 Looks like Davy’s doubling down on his claim that everyone mispronounces his last name. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
1379 Duels were more straight-shooting in my day. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1380 These nine o'clock matches are everybit as competitive as the high noon duels. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1381 I thought it was called rickets 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1382 Horse country rules. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1383 Do you think this is what Republicans think of when we say gun control? 1.2055 0.04228 146 123 16 7
1384 Yep, things have sure changed. It's been a one-horse town for quite the while now. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1385 They say LeBron's buying a franchise. 1.2055 0.04338 146 124 14 8
1386 Yessiree, this here's the dawning of the Mild Mild West. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1387 This ain’t exactly a shootout at the OK Coral but it’s all we have. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1388 Can I think of anything that rhymes with "croquet"? Okay.... 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
1389 I can't help thinking uncomfortable thoughts while watching this game. 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
1390 They got all excited about Cowboy Croquet after they read Alice In Wonderland. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1391 The Good, the Bad and the British 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1392 This'll have to do, till the undertaker gets back. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1393 This motherfucker. 1.2044 0.04649 137 118 10 9
1394 'I've played before and let me tell you the urge to misuse those things is awful. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1395 Seems safer out here in the suburbs. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1396 I told 'em we should have put in a pickleball court. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1397 No, this is his LAST rodeo. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1398 "Usually, the guy with the bigger horse loses." 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1399 Is this what the city folk call pickleball? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1400 They need to quit moving the goalposts.” 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
1401 You think the gun duel pre shows add a little excitement? 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
1402 A woman scorned would take care of this in a jiffy. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
1403 Winner gets a free gun! 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1404 Those are two wicket sharpshooters. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1405 This is what you get when you elect Democrats 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
1406 We call 'em croquet cowboys. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
1407 Remind me to pick up some wickets. 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
1408 I kinda miss the old showdowns. 1.2037 0.04026 162 137 17 8
1409 He’s my nephew’s college roommate’s brother’s huckleberry. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1410 He should have brought his own mallet, as the brochure suggested. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1411 We’re putting the West back into West Hampton “ 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1412 It’s less bloody than a gunfight, but also less fun to watch. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1413 Where "moving the goalposts" takes on new meaning. 1.2031 0.04753 128 110 10 8
1414 I said, ‘Let’s go see a shootout at the OK Corral,’ not the Croquet Corral. 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
1415 Of all the things you can do in Westworld, they chose this? 1.2031 0.04753 128 110 10 8
1416 I think we’ve crossed into the Mild West 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
1417 It does lack the drama of a gunfight, but we rather enjoy the tactical element. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1418 You know, Seth, that coral gate over yonder gives me an idea how to make this game more interesting. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1419 Cleetus's butt cheek's are lookin' mighty fine,dontcha think,Jim? 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1420 Them horse rustlers have ruined polo season in these parts. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
1421 You can usually win the game by aiming a little higher 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1422 Last week it was bowling. 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1423 Mind the gap! 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1424 Corn hole would have been more exciting! 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1425 When Trudeau banned hand guns this is what we’re left with? 1.2030 0.04623 133 114 11 8
1426 Lin-Manuel’s always puttin’ a new spin on duelin’. 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1427 Tricky being both player and game prop!! 1.2028 0.04389 143 122 13 8
1428 Quite a shoot out at the Croquet Corral! 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1429 Call me old-school, but this whole thing seems to call for a Tex Ritter song. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1430 Get the livestock involved, and they've got rodeo. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1431 Well, what do you know, these cowboy, actually, DO have Balls! 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
1432 Infield fly. 1.2027 0.04175 148 125 16 7
1433 We call this a shootout here at the “croquet corral” 1.2027 0.04390 148 127 12 9
1434 Like I always say, mallets don't kill people, bow legged cowboys do... 1.2027 0.04175 148 125 16 7
1435 Trouble's always rollin' in at the Croquet Corral. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
1436 I reckon duelin’ ain’t as excitin’ as it used to be, but my croquet stocks are through the roof 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
1437 I'm calling it the 'Fungight at the Croquet Orral' 1.2026 0.04080 153 129 17 7
1438 They both walk softly and carry a big stick 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
1439 My money's on Earp. 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
1440 I like my West wild, not woke. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
1441 This is what happens when we became a blue state. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1442 My ass here could do a better job than these dudes. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
1443 No wickets! The rule changes have ruined the game for me. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1444 What did you think when I said they both had balls? 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1445 I got an idea. Put’em back on their ponys and get’em longer handles. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1446 I miss a good old shoot out. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1447 Back in my day, we didn't have all these choices. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1448 Well Charlie, it's "hammer time"! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1449 If only they'd changed the rules before I took one in the leg. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1450 Is this your first visit to the Croquet Corral? 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
1451 One more bowl and he wins the wicket. 1.2015 0.03558 134 110 22 2
1452 They're calling it "the new pickleball" 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1453 I am sure there is a Second Amendment right to mallets. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1454 It's last man standing, so this might take a while. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1455 I thought it was gonna be a croquette eating contest. Whatever we have here is sucking. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1456 The Funfight at the Croquet Corral 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1457 Sure, ridin’ the saddle all day hurts but look at the benefits! 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1458 They ran out of wickets, but the spurs keep it interesting. 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
1459 Oh sure, it's exciting as hell, I'll give you that, but I miss the noise, the smoke, the screaming and the diving for cover. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1460 Thought this was about malice. Turns out,it was mallets. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
1461 Quiet Wyatt 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
1462 This is exciting, but I'm waiting for the real action when they go at each other in pickleball. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
1463 Nobody said that repealing the 2nd amendment would be this funny 1.2014 0.04472 139 119 12 8
1464 Ever since Earp and Holliday went through conflict resolution, things have been a lot quieter around here. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1465 Too bad they had to cut down the town's one tree to make the mallets. 1.2014 0.04361 144 123 13 8
1466 Something's missing, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1467 They call it,"Shoot out at the Croquet Corral." 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
1468 This was life before Netflix 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1469 The "no guns in town" rule cain't stop these killers! 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1470 It’s always the most bowlegged one who wins. 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
1471 And that's why it's called the Croquet Corral. 1.2013 0.03431 149 120 28 1
1472 Seems these outlaws attended one garden party too many with the in-laws... 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1473 That stance is what got Larry Craig into trouble. 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
1474 Bowed legs are mandatory at the croquet corral. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1475 Gun fight at the Croquet Corral 1.2000 0.04436 135 115 13 7
1476 I love championship games. 1.2000 0.04072 130 110 15 5
1477 It ain't how fast you are, it's your aim that counts. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1478 It's easier to get out of the way of than a bullet. 1.2000 0.04442 145 125 11 9
1479 Tomorrow on ESPN2 at 2:30 a.m. The finals of the International Cowboy Croquet League. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
1480 It’s all in the bowed legs! 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1481 Dang. I miss Costner. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1482 Those spurs make a sticky wicket. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1483 You gotta stick around for the main event. Checkers at high noon! 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1484 Pickle ball is to tennis as polo is to what? 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
1485 Wyatt forgot the wickets? 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1486 Gun control. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1487 They used to play it with horseshoes but a miss laid ‘em up for weeks. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
1488 A better way to settle disputes when you've got 'em by the balls! 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1489 On the upside, our croquette team is in the finals. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
1490 I've got crabs. 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
1491 Yep, they're dang good at this, but wait till we get to the balance beam. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1492 Night games are more fun. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1493 But he’s awfully good at pickle ball. 1.2000 0.03922 130 109 17 4
1494 I tell ya Wyatt, gunfights are so yesterday, the smart money is in croquet.” 1.2000 0.04230 150 128 14 8
1495 Were you supposed to be keeping score or was I? 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1496 The guy with the hardest balls is always the one left standing at the Croquet Corral. 1.2000 0.04436 135 115 13 7
1497 Two points if goes betwen his legs 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1498 You got to admit...setup is quick. Just dismount, grab a mallet and you're ready to play! 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1499 No rest for the wicket. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
1500 These fellas wanted one of 'em more civilized, anglo-saxon duels. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1501 It's a showdown at the Croquet Corral. Get it? 1.2000 0.04032 155 131 17 7
1502 I done told her… Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys 1.2000 0.04442 140 120 12 8
1503 So Tombstone is fresh out of guns AND wickets? 1.1988 0.04031 171 147 14 10
1504 I find it ironic that they both only have one ball left. 1.1988 0.04021 161 137 16 8
1505 They'd have to tie me up to watch this, too. Let's go. 1.1987 0.04008 156 132 17 7
1506 ...can't wait for the rattlesnake toss! 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
1507 A showdown at the Croquet Corral is safer than a showdown at the Okay Corral. 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
1508 Maybe they should've challenged each other to pétanque instead. 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
1509 That positive masculinity thing has gotten pretty out of hand! 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
1510 Another consequence of this ridiculous firearms ban" 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
1511 I'd say the horses deserve all the credit... 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1512 This is a "No Nut Shot" town. These duels can take days! 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1513 This court ain't big enough for the both of them. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
1514 Back in my day, we used guns. 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
1515 When they spike the ball, thats when it gets interesting! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
1516 It's been 15-15 for two hours. This is the slowest draw I've ever seen. 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
1517 I warned this would happen the minute they took our guns away. 1.1985 0.04528 136 117 11 8
1518 People will remember the infamous Croquet Corral. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
1519 This was more fun when we used guns. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1520 I reckon this could be right painful. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1521 Blame the new noise ordinance. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1522 I know it's stupid, but at least it saves me the trouble of looking for another ranch hand. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1523 Wait till they find out this is a winter Olympic sport 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
1524 We get pickleball next week. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1525 It's been over a week now. I think it's a draw. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
1526 Next season we go with the electronic umpire 1.1983 0.04931 116 100 9 7
1527 He's all hat, no split shot. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1528 Did you hear about the gunfight at the Croquet Corral? 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1529 I had my doubts about Garfield's repeal of the second amendment, but this is just great." 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
1530 He really wants the tea set. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
1531 He doesn’t stand a chance . “The Left Handed Mallet” is a killer. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1532 If they don't resolve this by high noon, it's gonna be a sticky wicket. 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1533 The bow-legged cowboy is a croquet requirement. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
1534 This corral is not okay - it's downright dull 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
1535 Clearly, not too many options out here. 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1536 I blame Bridgerton. 1.1972 0.04384 142 122 12 8
1537 These two have history. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1538 Things just haven’t been the same in this town since they outlawed guns 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1539 I don't think we can call it the wild west anymore. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1540 Just let them use pistols for God's sake! 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1541 Looks like there ain’t room for more’n one of ‘em here in the Hamptons. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1542 I believe they are from Away. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1543 Rather a quaint weapon of choice? 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1544 Used to hit 'em a lot harder 'n that. Remember ol' Left Nut McNulty? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1545 They switch to pistols at high noon. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1546 When you lower the stakes this much, it's just not the same. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1547 We have got to stop holding duels within 1,000 feet of a school. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1548 I knew there was a reason they called this the croquet corral. 1.1970 0.04491 132 113 12 7
1549 Balled-up greenhorns—they think it’s the Croquet Corral. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1550 We got beat up, for just holding hands. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1551 The French did three things right: Fries, Kissing, and Croquet 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1552 I miss the second amendment. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1553 I kind of miss the ol' bullet between the eyes. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1554 When will the shooting start? 1.1969 0.03714 127 103 23 1
1555 Playdate at the croquet corral 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1556 Do You Still Want to Stop for Drinks? 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1557 If no one is wearing a white hat, who do you root for? 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
1558 Let’s move to the gun round already. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1559 Cowboys and Croquet, made for each other. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1560 I reckon it'd be better with horses. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1561 Can you imagine if people start using guns instead? 1.1967 0.04454 122 108 6 8
1562 This is when riding a horse comes in handy. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1563 Hasn’t been the same since they changed the name to Croquet Corral 1.1967 0.04889 122 106 8 8
1564 It helps them unwind after a long ride. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1565 We don't need wickets. We have a lot of bowlegged cowboys. 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1566 Doesn't draw as big of a crowd. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1567 It’s actually just a fashion show. 1.1961 0.04256 153 132 12 9
1568 I got a inklin’ this is gonna end in sudden death overtime 1.1959 0.04142 148 126 15 7
1569 Widest wickets in the West! 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
1570 We are more civilized now. The winner get's their pistol back" 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
1571 This kinda thing takes balls. 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
1572 We settle our differences with civility at the Croquet Corral. 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
1573 Could be worse. That dude-ranch down the road adopted pickle-ball. 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
1574 That’s the Croquet Kid. Folks say he’s the fastest mallet in town. 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
1575 He’s got a wicked backhand 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
1576 According to Jason Aldean, this shouldn't happen in a small town. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
1577 Those cowboys sure aren't larger-than-life, but those hoops are sure wider-than-anything. 1.1957 0.04583 138 120 9 9
1578 Shoot-outs are not the same ever since Shane left town. 1.1957 0.04347 138 118 13 7
1579 Did he call it 'crickets'? 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1580 I wish there was a way they could hurry up this slow part and get right to the bludgeoning. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1581 When do we start chanting 'defense'? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1582 Poor guy lost his balls 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1583 Four bits on Hoopalong Cassidy. 1.1955 0.04586 133 115 10 8
1584 So what do you think of the new gunslinger rules? 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1585 Maybe we shouldn't have crossed the picket line 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1586 ‘Ten paces at dawn’ sure don’t mean what it used to 1.1955 0.04586 133 115 10 8
1587 „…Now if the ball stops right between the legs he has to crouch down and try to lift it up by using just his butt cheeks. And this is basically how the game works.“ 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1588 The smart guys grab an opponent with really long legs. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
1589 They had to settle for the Croquet Corral 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1590 I hear in Europe now they usin' wickets so the womenfolk in hoop skirts can compete. Can you imagine? And they play on grass! 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1591 Croquet at the O.K. Corral" does have a certain ring to it, don't you think 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1592 This is the lesser known "Shootout at the Cro-K Corral" 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1593 Oh, I think the concept is intriguing. I just don’t see any way to market it. 1.1951 0.03769 123 100 22 1
1594 I liked it better with pistols. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1595 He certainly ain't no Davy Croquet 1.1951 0.04712 123 106 10 7
1596 'It's still lethal but now they try to bore each other to death' 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
1597 He’s the best shot in the West 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1598 It's not as exciting, but the undertaker says he's too busy now that carrying a concealed weapon is legal. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1599 I got an idea, you still have those spare horseshoes in the barn? 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1600 When the Pun brothers come to town, trouble ain't never far behind. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1601 'I don't think the shoot-out at the Croquet Coral is going to make the history books.' 1.1946 0.04116 149 127 15 7
1602 ASPCA vs. PETA 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1603 The last fight at the Cro-K corral lasted only 30 seconds. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
1604 Obviously the more bow-legged you are the easier it is for your opponent to score 1.1944 0.04213 144 123 14 7
1605 No wickets, only bow legs 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1606 I don't get what all the hoopla is about. 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1607 I 'spect they lost them hoops on purpose. 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
1608 Bowlegged polo is bound to become America's game. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1609 That's just the way we roll round these parts... 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1610 Thought they said we wudn't need TICKETS for this here shootout. 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
1611 If one of them gets the ball off the ground, it won’t be pretty. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1612 This is the end of your wicket games! 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1613 Apparently the first game was a draw. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1614 Who's idea was a pre-game show anyway? 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1615 He's the wicket-est man in the West. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1616 It's amazing the things they thought up after the price of bullets went up. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1617 It's called "Showdown at Slow Croquet Corral" 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1618 Wow, these guys are wicket good! 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1619 To win at this game ya' gottta ride a slim horse. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
1620 I seen this with guys on horses. Way more fun. 1.1935 0.04676 124 107 10 7
1621 There is nothing about this that make a man proud to be a cowboy. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1622 If I were the sheriff I’d just shoot the Prep School Kid 1.1933 0.04815 119 103 9 7
1623 It's "cowboy croquet"- was bound to happen! 1.1933 0.04815 119 103 9 7
1624 It's a showdown at the Croquet Corral! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1625 Bad Day At Piping Rock 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1626 They are missing the hoops bigger than the old days. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1627 It's an easier game after they get off the horses. 1.1931 0.04299 145 125 12 8
1628 We do things a little different at the Croquet Corral. 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
1629 Like I said, men today have lost their balls. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1630 Don't worry, Straight Legs McGee can't be beat." 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
1631 With rickets one doesn't require wickets. 1.1929 0.04167 140 119 15 6
1632 Dueling's just not the same anymore. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
1633 Technically, dating back to the tradition of jeu de paume in 16th century France, they both should be wearing white hats. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1634 You sure it said "Croquet Corral"? 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1635 You gotta say one thing, these guys have balls 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
1636 He calls himself 'Davy Croquet'. 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1637 NEXT SHOWDOWN, CROCHET 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1638 Them Bow Boys come up with the craziest games 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1639 My money's on the bow-legged one. 1.1923 0.03871 156 132 18 6
1640 This would be better on horseback 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1641 You're in the wrong place, stranger. This is a shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1642 It's called crochee. A Main/Italian fusion 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1643 Old hockey goalies. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1644 Gunfights were a lot more fun. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1645 Well, I suppose it's better that it's croquet and not crochet. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1646 Hoops with spurs. It’s the Wild West. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1647 After this we’ll have spaghetti! 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1648 Since the sheriff took our guns, the only dueling allowed is croquet at twenty paces. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
1649 Glad we got here early, the stuff at high noon makes me queasy 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
1650 They're Wyatt's testicles. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
1651 Bart was much harder to score on before he got his horse. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
1652 Slim is looking good after that ACL tear last year. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1653 This is how we settle differences at the Cro-K Corral. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1654 It's got quiet since they banned guns. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1655 We need one of them “license to carry” laws here. 1.1918 0.04160 146 125 14 7
1656 Something is clearly missing here. I can smell it. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1657 Last week it was badminton and ‘ol Luke said he was the baddest badminton shooter in the West. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1658 If this don't settle it, reckon they'll have to play pickle ball. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1659 This new game will kill pickleball. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1660 This is the okayest corral I’ve ever seen. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1661 It looks civilized now, but wait until they start beating each other with the mallets. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1662 I like the new sheriff 1.1917 0.04233 120 103 12 5
1663 Mark my words. Someday this goldarn thing will be ‘Pickleball.’ 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1664 I'm betting on the moustache. Looks tougher. How about you? 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
1665 I'm guessing the Old West is over. 1.1915 0.04378 141 122 11 8
1666 I thought it was the "OK" Corral. 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
1667 It beats paper airplanes. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1668 Oh, balls. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1669 They landed on boardwalk with a hotel. We can make them play any game we want. 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
1670 I'll die of boredom before this showdown is over! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1671 Back in my day, we set the ball on fire. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1672 If you get two balls between his legs, it proves you're a real man! 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
1673 I like it better when disputes are settled with guns. 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
1674 They have been in the saddle way too long 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
1675 I warned you this would happen if we regulated guns. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1676 Shootout at the Croquet Corral just doesn't have the same ring. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1677 I hear neither of them ever wants to get back in the saddle. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
1678 Would you believe that corporate is trying to take this away too? 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
1679 Things sure are a lot quieter around here since they passed that darn noise ordinance. 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
1680 Gunfight?......No, this is the 'Croquet Corral' 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
1681 It was invented by a failed orthopedist. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
1682 They’re going to have to go through hoops to settle this score. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1683 Maybe they should've taken our guns years ago... 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
1684 Como se llaman esos? 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1685 This is absolutely not what I thought was goin' to happen, but heck if I'm not lovin' it. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1686 Abner, you think "shootout at noon" means something different to these Boston cowboys? 1.1905 0.04133 147 126 14 7
1687 Vegan polo at its best 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
1688 I hear they didn't think "croquet" was fancy enough. Now they want to call it "bocce!" 1.1901 0.04462 142 124 9 9
1689 It’s death by a thousand strokes. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1690 I think my horse is more into this than we are. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1691 Bronco Billy used to be fastest mallet in the west until Black Bart came along. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1692 Shoot outs are okay I guess, but this takes a set of real balls 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
1693 They have no idea what they’re playing. They saw it in an old western. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1694 Funfight at the Croquet Corral” just ain’t manly 1.1901 0.04349 142 123 11 8
1695 Better idea than darts. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
1696 My money's on the bad guy 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
1697 Call the Sheriff before somebody gets croaked. 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
1698 I hear you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of violent train heists. 1.1899 0.03930 158 135 16 7
1699 High Noon is no longer lethal, but it sure is boring. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1700 Yep, this one-horse town is also a no-wicket town. 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
1701 I thought cowboys got legs like that from riding horses. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
1702 I think it’s a draw. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1703 I told 'em to keep it civil. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1704 I like that there's less machismo, but I do miss the suspense of the old days. 1.1897 0.04885 116 101 8 7
1705 We decided to rebrand, it's now the Croquet Corral. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1706 Polo just ain't the same after you lose your poney in poker. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1707 Those 'er some nice second position plies, wouldn't you say, Jeb? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1708 This New Generation.... 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1709 High Noon ain’t what it used da be. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1710 About what you'd expect at the croquet corral 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1711 I didn’t picture Texas Red as an Aunt Emma 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1712 Merrick over yonder at the department store said nutmeg is also a spice. Now what do you figure that tastes like? 1.1894 0.04451 132 114 11 7
1713 The writers and actors are on strike so these are our entertainment options now. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1714 They say he’s got the fastest mallet west of the Mississippi. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1715 Since the ban on guns, duels are a lot less exciting. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
1716 Yup, that’s the Croquet Kid. Or as they call him in Deadwood … Poison. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
1717 Ol' Sticky Wicket ...always draws first 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1718 At what point do we declare this a draw? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1719 Them there boys got some big balls. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
1720 Did you ever imagine this place becoming such a wicket town, Red?" 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1721 I hope it doesn't bounce 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1722 Maybe they ain’t regulation wickets, but it does give their horses a break 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1723 The gang wants ‘em wacked. 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
1724 Shane never loses 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1725 They say he's the fastest mallet in the west. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1726 Horse-croquet way tougher than cow-croquet. 1.1890 0.04839 127 112 6 9
1727 It’s for damn sure not your Daddy’s Croquet Corral. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1728 Woke Out At The Your Ok ,I’m Ok , Corrall 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1729 Who needs wickets when you've got rickets? 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
1730 This was supposed to be at dawn but we had a rain delay. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1731 I told them we should just stick to kick the can but nooo,they had to have the modern version. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1732 It's known as the Gunfight at the Roque Corral. 1.1888 0.03773 143 122 16 5
1733 These bow legged Cowboys really need to get their calves together. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
1734 Great idea for a new game. What'dya think- call it Pickleball or Cornhole?? 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
1735 Opening acts can be so disappointing. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1736 How the heck else would the west be won? 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1737 Hard to watch, for an undertaker. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
1738 They call it parenthetical ball. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
1739 And they said outlawing guns would be a bad idea... 1.1883 0.04096 154 133 13 8
1740 High noon at O.K. croquet. 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
1741 If it ends in a tie, they go to a shoot-out. That's what I'm hoping for. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
1742 It's to the death 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1743 This was so much quicker when they just used guns. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1744 They don't need wickets 'cause they got them skinny jeans. 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
1745 Dad burn it! We gotta get us a new sheriff. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1746 In truth, it was actually the Slowdown at the Croquet Corral 1.1880 0.04547 133 116 9 8
1747 It seems like they weren't very good at shooting. After using all of their ammunition, they made a decision to switch things up. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1748 ...and you can be pretty sure there won't ever be a woman's division, either. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1749 Things ain’t been the same since Sheriff Ken rode to town. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1750 The best defense is a skinny horse. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1751 So, if Curling can be an olympic sport, why not Cowboy Croquet? 1.1880 0.04420 133 115 11 7
1752 Bill is just killing him this round. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1753 Lame opening act. When’s the shootout? 1.1879 0.03853 149 126 18 5
1754 Yuh can't play croquet when yuh got bow legs 1.1879 0.03547 149 126 19 4
1755 being bowlegged has its practicalities. 1.1879 0.04191 149 129 12 8
1756 Ol’ Davey Croquet needs to come up with a name for this game 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
1757 These are two of the meanest, nastiest croquet cowboys in the West. 1.1875 0.04060 144 123 15 6
1758 Well at least we know they're not virgins. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1759 This match is sure to end in a draw. 1.1875 0.04060 144 123 15 6
1760 Heck in my day they’d shoot each other…not die from boredom. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1761 First the cowboy breaks the horse. Then the horse breaks the cowboy. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
1762 It could be worse. It could be pickle ball. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1763 They're rehearsing for 'Shootout at the Croquet Corral.' 1.1875 0.04540 128 111 10 7
1764 Slim is the fastest roqueter west of Topeka. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1765 I bet this ends in a shootout. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
1766 They say he's got the fastest mallet this side of the Mississippi! 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1767 You think money changes people? 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1768 Remember when the 2nd Amendment was so simple. 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
1769 I hear the half-time show draws a bigger crowd than the game itself. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
1770 The Crochet Kid is kinda slow on the mallet. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1771 Loser gets hung. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1772 Close doesn't count. 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
1773 I’m still waiting for my spritzer. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1774 Well what kinda shootout were ya ‘spectin’ here at The Croquet Corral? 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1775 My money’s on the guy who just fired the first shot. He’s got more balls 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1776 Two out of three" just didn't work the way we used to settle arguments 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1777 No matter who wins this semi-final, they have no chance to take the title from ‘Ol’ Knocknees.’ 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1778 Call me a traditionalist, but I really hate these new tiebreaker rules. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1779 I'm bored. When do they release the bulls? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1780 Helps if you sleep in the saddle. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
1781 They're just giving the Polo Ponies a rest... 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
1782 Tarnation, Will, I don't like violence either, but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 1.1866 0.04260 134 115 13 6
1783 I miss the hula-hoopslingers. 1.1866 0.03378 134 109 25 0
1784 Is this less noisy then? 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1785 Wild Bill Wicket hasn’t lost a duel yet! 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1786 It's more dangerous than it looks. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
1787 no horseplay here 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
1788 I weren't joshin' when I told ya this here's a one-horse town. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1789 It’s Cowboy Croquet! Them old cowboys from the senior center are “Professionals.” 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1790 I honestly don't mind the change. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1791 I get the whole croquet angle, but what’s with the yarn!?! 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1792 They don’t call him Wicket Willie for nothin 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1793 The new Gun Law put me out of the Undertaking business. Now I sell Life Insurance." 1.1862 0.03244 145 118 27 0
1794 Polo without the horses is not very exciting... 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1795 We’re gonna have to get us some of them wickets. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
1796 Old Wicket Legs Willy has got him right where he wants him 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1797 These shots aren't like they used to be. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1798 The town appears to be big enough for the two of them. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1799 With Boot Hill nearing capacity, a new form of dispute resolution was needed. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1800 I love how they improvised when they realized they forgot the wickets. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1801 I told ‘em what’d make a good Wild West re-enactment but I knew these guys weren’t paying attention. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
1802 It's definitely less dramatic, but provides hours of entertainment. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
1803 This is what happens when a Democrat wins the Governorship. 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
1804 Now this is a sport for men with balls. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1805 I don't think cowboy croquet is going to catch on. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1806 They also changed the time to 11am... 1.1855 0.04489 124 107 11 6
1807 You know,dueling with pistols was too dangerous 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1808 I've seen the best, but for my money Tex is the fastest with a mallet than any man this side of Waco." 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1809 I've seen him send many cowboys all the way to Boot Hill 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1810 Always bet on the man who rides in on the skinniest horse. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1811 They say slim wicket is the fastest mallet in the West. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
1812 only works if you are bowlegged 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
1813 Next thing you know, they will be playing pickleball at high noon. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1814 At what point do the players start swinging the mallets at each other? 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1815 The fella on the right is Hoopalong Cassidy. 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
1816 Who farted? 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
1817 Good thing Clint didn’t challenge one of them there city slickers 1.1852 0.04359 135 117 11 7
1818 I never thought. it would come to this. 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
1819 Think we oughta give ’em guns, so’s they can just shoot each other? 1.1849 0.04347 146 128 9 9
1820 A real straight shooter... 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
1821 Don't leave yet. It gets better at sundown. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
1822 I always knew them bow legs would be good for somethin' 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1823 Welcome to the croquet corral! 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1824 They say the Croquet Kid has the fastest mallet in the West, but my money is on Hoop-a-long Cassidy. 1.1849 0.04769 119 104 8 7
1825 I thought we were coming to watch pickleball! 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1826 They call him the Croquet Kid. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1827 It's getting polo-tical. And I can pronounce a dash. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1828 Back in my day…. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1829 Well, it could still get interesting. You read Alice In Wonderland. 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
1830 What’ll they call this then, ‘Funfight at the Croquet Corral’? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1831 The first cowboy to straighten his legs gets squatter’s rights. 1.1840 0.04077 125 108 12 5
1832 It all started over how to say and spell "croquet"! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1833 After this match, we'll be serving chicken croquette. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1834 I feel like we’re in one of them Linguine Westerns. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
1835 it's the fastest growing sport in America 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
1836 After polo season it's about all they can manage. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
1837 Them boys have never been the same since that English feller hoodwinked them out of their six-guns. 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
1838 I sure do miss pickleball 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
1839 It gets more suspenseful at high noon. 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
1840 And quit yelling 'nutmeg.' 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1841 I’m all for player safety, but I prefer when they used to murder each other. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
1842 The horses walked off when we called them polo ponies, so here we are. 1.1833 0.04581 120 104 10 6
1843 Their horses died. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1844 It's a shame they lost their horses in a bad hand of poker. They were really good at polo. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1845 ON HORSES? 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1846 Pickleball is a lot more fun. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1847 Zeke ain’t won since he bought Big Nellie. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1848 This is what you call bowlin. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1849 danny look good in them jeans 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1850 Dueling Spaghetti-Western Style Can Get Ugly... 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
1851 They'd be better off playing polo! 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
1852 That’s all you got to say? You’re bored? 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1853 i wish we were descended from something other than apes 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
1854 The guy ridin' the bigger horse usually loses. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1855 And so the sport that is croquet originated among American cowboys who sat on their horses for a bit too long. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1856 Wait till ya see 'em play Horseshoes! 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1857 I miss John Wayne." 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1858 Boy! Don’t that beat all? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1859 There’s a new mallet slinger in town. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1860 I do believe that you have to be bow-legged to play this here game. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1861 It's called picklewicket. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1862 Pickleball schmickleball. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1863 Croquet at Okay? 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1864 I suppose there are worse ways to spend a Sunday afternoon. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1865 I hear it's a new kind of game called, Crooked 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1866 Going to grab nachos, want something? “First blood” might take a while. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1867 They used to meet at high noon, but a bit later now so they can head directly to the saloon for its early bird specials. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1868 If they use those mallets on each other, we go to bocce next. 1.1825 0.04564 126 110 9 7
1869 It was more interesting when guys used guns for duels 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1870 Bowlegged? Looks like a sticky wicket to me. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1871 You ever think Manifest Destiny warn’t such a great idea? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1872 High noon. Wickets at fifty paces. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1873 Rodeo took more balls.” 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1874 We really gotta figure out how to make more bullets. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1875 Looks like a couple of horses could spice this up a bit. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
1876 Those invisible ponies sure were a great investment. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
1877 « She said it will fit. » 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
1878 It may be more civilized, but it’s killing the local economy. The coffin maker and gunsmith are still looking for work. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
1879 No need for wickets after years of riding with the herd. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1880 I thought you said "wicked",not "wicket". 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
1881 Good thing they ain’t shootin' pool. Auch! 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1882 Kid Toro's quick with the mallet and has a wicket stance. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
1883 Tex ain’t that good. He just rides a skinny horse. 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
1884 And we don't need wickets! 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
1885 Did I tell you these guys are from England? 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
1886 He said he was the straightest shot in the West. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1887 We call this crotchquet. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
1888 This here’ jest a practice round. Main event’s at High Noon. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1889 THEY USED TO USE MUCH LARGER BALLS 1.1818 0.04277 132 114 12 6
1890 It's the end of the West 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1891 It's just so woke. It makes me sick. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1892 Here we go with another shoot-out at the Croquet Corral 1.1818 0.04410 132 115 10 7
1893 What do you think we should call this game, Marco? 1.1818 0.03665 143 120 20 3
1894 This town ain’t big enough for golf. 1.1812 0.03933 149 128 15 6
1895 A showdown ain't what it used to be. 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
1896 They're just having a little fun after they castrated Cinnamon. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1897 Definitely mallets aforethought. The judge won’t like this. 1.1811 0.04390 127 110 11 6
1898 After this, let's check out the dueling piano bar." 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1899 They say he's the fastest shot in Westport, Connecticut 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1900 This really makes me miss the croquettes at Miss Kitty’s saloon. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1901 They’ve got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1902 I miss the shoot outs ever since the Croquet Kid came to town. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1903 The cemetery is full, so the sheriff came up with this. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1904 Personally, I'd prefer the old shootout at noon. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
1905 Duels've kinda lost their spark. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
1906 Wouldn’t it be cool if they tried this on horseback? 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1907 It may not seem exciting, but wait ‘til you see his kill shot. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1908 I still think "Croquet Corral" was a typo. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
1909 Modern problems require modern solutions. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1910 Should we offer to be second wickets? 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
1911 The Biannual Bow-Legged Bowl-Off is my absolute favorite. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1912 They call it Cowboy Croquet. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
1913 People love it… no nets, rules, boundaries, horses, or even scoring, but the days just fly by. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
1914 This fella, Perfesser Hill, came by and now the whole town's playing. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
1915 Whatever happened to solving disputes with pistols at 30 feet? 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1916 He is the most wanted man in England. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
1917 What happened to the rodeo ? 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
1918 It’s a grudge match. 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1919 Bow legs work great, and the horses were upset when they heard their shoes being thrown around. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
1920 Forget culture, it’s undertakers that are being hit the hardest by the new duel rule changes 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1921 Just another shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1922 I have more fun throwing a ball to my Buddy. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1923 They won’t let me play. Say I’m not bow legged. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
1924 Well at least they don’t know about pickle ball yet… 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
1925 Looks like both them fellas could use a bathroom break. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1926 I reckon that's why they call this place the Croquet Corral. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1927 If it flies too high, you’re out. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1928 I got tired of updating the population numbers on our town sign. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1929 Recovering gunfighters find it hard to focus on anything else… 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1930 The suspense is killing me. 1.1802 0.04823 111 97 8 6
1931 A shootout at the "croquet" corral wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1932 Its the new Saudi-backed croquet tour. Do you know how much those cowboys are paid to play? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1933 Boy do I miss the Indians! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1934 Advantage Mr. Earp.. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1935 You can only play if you’ve been pried off a horse. 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
1936 My money’s on the guy on the right … his horse is smaller!” 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
1937 It's called bowlegs ball. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
1938 Yeah, it's been boring since Hickok was sent to sensitivity training. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
1939 We had to use those wickets at the last bar-b-que. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1940 When you’ve been wranglers as long as they have, you kinda *become* the croquet wicket. 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
1941 Think I might go down to the local store and get me an orange pop. Wanna come? 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
1942 Obviously, jump shots are prohibited. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1943 Some spurs are longer than others. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1944 OSHA has killed the OK Corral! 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
1945 Watch what happens if he hits the wicket 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1946 'They say he's just passing through." 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
1947 It's a whole bunch easier on the ears than the gun slinging was. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
1948 Things have really changed since we realized we could just build a bigger town! 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1949 They’re the fastest shots in the West. 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1950 Like I always say, never bring a mallet to a gun fight. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1951 History will call it "Shootout at the Croquet Corral'. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1952 So this is how the West was won. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1953 They decided to fight at the croquet corral. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1954 It's no fun now we've got this new Health and Safety critter 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1955 Shoot! 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1956 Croquet? I thought you said O.K Corral 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1957 This is nothing compared to that tetherball duel from last week. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1958 Since gentrification the Old West ain't what it used to be. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1959 Yippee croquet! 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
1960 So, as you see, we don't need wickets to play croquet in the Old West 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
1961 Looks like an even match to me! 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
1962 I'm startin' to think you mighta misheard me when I asked to go to the OK Corral 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
1963 These duels have gotten too woke. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1964 Who did you bet on? 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
1965 What the heck is this?” “Cowboy croquet Olympics - what else! 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
1966 I hear in England they call it polo. Mebbe here it'll evolve into pickleball." 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1967 Clang 'em high. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
1968 Cover your eyes, Curly. Remember the last scene from that movie High Noon? 1.1780 0.04604 118 103 9 6
1969 I used to love that game. But I had to retire when my legs straightened up. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
1970 If this catches on, the sheriff, doctor, and undertaker are going to have to learn how to code computers. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1971 The judge sentenced the outlaws to serve as wickets. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1972 More like the Croquet Corral 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1973 It's a differnt town since the HOA rolled in 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1974 Since they started smoking pot, they don't even carry guns anymore. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1975 After all, this is the Croquet Corral. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1976 This way at least no one has to die. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1977 High noon just lacks the ole luster . . . know what I mean, Lester? 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
1978 Big savings on equipment! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1979 You should've seen their sorry attempt at pickleball. 1.1774 0.04587 124 109 8 7
1980 It’s apparent to me now- these two billionaires social media bark is bigger than their bite 1.1773 0.04304 141 124 9 8
1981 A hundred years from now, the Croquet Corral's gonna be legendary. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
1982 Jesse's quick shot aint no good against Slim's sure shot. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
1983 This 'woke conflict resolution' thing sure is a boom for air quality! 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
1984 Mark my words, history will remember the "Shoot Out at Croquet Corral." 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1985 Polo's never been the same since they let the horses change the rules! 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1986 Sudden-death rounds aren't what they used to be. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
1987 “I’m writing a book about men playing more games when their wives take up reading. It’s called ‘I’m Also Glad Jennette McCurdy’s Mother Died’.” 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1988 A world without guns...:) 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
1989 Turns out this town IS big enough for the both of them... 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1990 I'll tell you what, Blondie, he's all hat and no mallet. 1.1769 0.04431 130 114 9 7
1991 This is what 'woke' has come to. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1992 Nah—the one time we had them wear white, they came out in their skivvies. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1993 At least the noise pollution is no longer an issue 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1994 We got a ticket to the no-wicket gibbet. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1995 It's been hard having a proper duel since the dang NRA stopped paying for freebie trips and handing out RV's to their supporters. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1996 Big croquet tournament coming up. The boys need to get some practice in. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
1997 A showdown at the Cro.K. Corral. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1998 The first one to hit both spurs with the same ball gets the prize. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1999 That there varmint is the famed — and prep-school educated — frontiersman Davey Croquet. 1.1769 0.04061 147 128 12 7
2000 All they need now is a couple of peg-legged pirates. 1.1765 0.03985 119 103 12 4
2001 Some players are great, some players are good, but these guys are just parenthetic. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2002 They just got back from Brokeback Mountain. All the cowboys that goes up there comes back all bowlegged fer some reason? 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
2003 So where are the crows? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2004 Those damn bow-legged wickets make ot too easy! 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2005 He's a dead man. Hiram never misses a shot like that. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2006 Years of being forced to ride the range have resulted in a skill they can finally apply. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2007 I liked it better with golf clubs 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2008 We had to switch to cricket after they shot some of the cows. 1.1765 0.04414 136 120 8 8
2009 That's what happens when them liberal lily-livered revisionist historians take over academia 1.1765 0.04567 119 104 9 6
2010 You think they'll call this the shootout at the croquet corral? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2011 No, it rhymes with OK... 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2012 Loco Polo o pollo loco? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2013 What's that idea you said you got from watching this, Doubleday? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2014 The bullets have gotten slower. Eh? 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
2015 Since they outlawed the high shot, it's no fun to watch. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2016 And thus begins the legend of The Showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
2017 it's all about positioning you know... 1.1760 0.03420 125 108 14 3
2018 The loser has to trim the cacti hedge maze. 1.1760 0.04553 125 110 8 7
2019 'It's what you get in a Town Called Mallet' 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
2020 If you ask me, they’re both croqs. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2021 The gun control lobby suggested we change the name to "O.K. Croquet". 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2022 I think the ball is loaded. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2023 The OK Corral was booked, so they're doing the Croquet Corral. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2024 Let's see who's the fastest mallet in the West. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2025 No, that one's in Tombstone. 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
2026 Well, what happened is that one day they went off for drinks and left those little metal hoop things behind and somebody stole them. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2027 At the Croquet Corral we encourage non-violent dispute resolution. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2028 I think its called 'golf' 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2029 He's only got two, just like us, Trigger, and the livestock. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2030 It seems an added cruelty that the steers have to watch this. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2031 Now that cowboy sets a wicked wicket. 1.1754 0.03578 114 94 20 0
2032 Croquet balls don’t kill people. People do. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2033 We used to have gunfights, but the new sheriff is a liberal. 1.1753 0.05286 97 86 5 6
2034 They say he’s a very wicket man. 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
2035 This fad is nothing like what pickleball will bring." 1.1752 0.03999 137 118 14 5
2036 It's all about the wrists. 1.1752 0.04131 137 119 12 6
2037 You’re dinking when you should be doinkin.” 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
2038 It seems to have lost something over the years, don't you think? 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
2039 This town ain't big enough for the two of them. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
2040 They should just knock one another over the head with them there mallets. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
2041 If they keep this up there won't be any balls left! 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
2042 Leave it the the Millennials to resolve conflict in the most civilized way possible... 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
2043 We’re trying the other game, Rusty, now will you quit whining about your feet? 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
2044 They started out as wickets. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2045 What an epic croquet shootout! But I'm sure history will get it wrong. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2046 I’m all fer it but I still feel bad for the undertakers… 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2047 This would have been a bloody shoot-out had they remembered the stakes 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2048 They've got balls... or This game sure has changed, we used guns!!! 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2049 This high-noon-dual is followed by high tea. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2050 They’ve been going back and forth like this since noon. 1.1746 0.03997 126 110 11 5
2051 You know,it would be a lot harder for Willard to cheat if we didn’t use legs as wickets. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2052 You need balls to play Croquet in these here parts. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2053 They've given up playing horseshoes. 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
2054 Nothing like a Wicket West shootout! 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2055 And in this competition, being bow legged is NOT an advantage 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2056 Don't count the southpaw out! 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
2057 Bein' bowlegged has its advantages. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2058 I had my doubts, but in hindsight, this is SO much more enjoyable than a gunfight! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2059 I got an idea 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2060 Cowboys dueling in Connecticut 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2061 Vitamin D deficiency has never been more useful. 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
2062 It's a new game, they call it "Deez Nutz" 1.1742 0.04234 132 115 11 6
2063 You can tell ol’ Bucky rides a thinner horse. 1.1742 0.04234 132 117 8 7
2064 Real men don't use wickets 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2065 Dullest rodeo event ever! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2066 Whatever happened to a good " old-fashion" gun fight? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2067 Shouldn't there be hoops? 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2068 Yup, it takes years to perfect the proper form. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2069 The history books never mentioned that there was croquet at the OK! 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2070 They’re vegans. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2071 Well they did say a dual at the Croquet Coral. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
2072 Pardner, we have sunk to a new low. 1.1736 0.04496 121 106 9 6
2073 I reckon it'll end in a draw. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2074 Them wickets ain’t regulation, don’cha know? 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2075 I guess that’s the new fad - Mansplain croquet ! 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2076 It’s OK, but the wicked keep moving 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
2077 That's a good shot at the CrOK Corral! 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2078 Might as well put them bowlegs to work. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2079 Its bring your own wicket at the Cro K Corral. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2080 Gives new meaning to the term “sticky wicket,” don’t it? 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2081 No need for gunfights here, at the croquet corral 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2082 I know its boring Billy, but at least no one gets shot. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2083 We renamed this horse-hockey. 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2084 I told you gun control does work. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2085 You mean we just hit these here balls and they write a pithy comment about it on the internet? 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2086 They call it Mallets Aforethough 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2087 They’re pretty good but they really should be having this out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2088 Shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2089 No helmets? That’s downright dangerous. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2090 Wild Bill's good, but the Kid has a sticky wicket. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
2091 They've gone from horseless carriages to horseless polo. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2092 You know, after those cow-pies sit in the sun a while, they roll pretty good. 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
2093 That's just a tease, he power drives the second one where the the legs join the torso. 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
2094 Clem is a sticky wicket. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
2095 Ahhh croquet, the first part of the gentleman cowboy triathlon. Next comes the duel and whoever lives rides Bessie here to the finish line. 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
2096 No, I said it was at the croquet corral! 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
2097 Someone stole their horses. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2098 The hombre who schedules these matches for high noon should be shot. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2099 The game gets interesting if the balls stop close to each other. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2100 It solved all the confusion in dueling with a game of horse. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2101 Gettin' like I hardly recognize this town any more. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2102 We definitely need to change the rules if both guns misfire again. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2103 A sudden death match for the ages ' 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2104 Turns out people have a lot in common when they started building towns big enough for both of them 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2105 Too many balls, not enough cowboys and horses! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2106 You do know croquet can be a violent sport, don’t you? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2107 Welcome to the ruthless world of Tournament Croquet 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2108 Lucky them youngins don't ride side saddle 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
2109 The death rate has plummeted since we started settling differences this way. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2110 Darn, I really miss the good ol’ days. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2111 I gotta poop 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2112 Cowboy croquet. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2113 Darwin predicts that bowed legs will disappear 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2114 On horseback it might go a little faster. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2115 It's another form of polo, just without the horses. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2116 Cumulus are truly my favorite cloud. 1.1721 0.04611 122 108 7 7
2117 First it was the paper straws... 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2118 You know Jim underfeeds his horse, right? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2119 What do you think cowboys in America do? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2120 I didn’t know what to expect when I heard “ball-whacking duel.” 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2121 He lacks the killer instinct! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2122 Them are wicket legs! 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2123 I’m getting FOMO on the range! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2124 It's a sudden death match. 1.1719 0.03527 128 107 20 1
2125 Why always French? First it was dueling. Now it's croquet! 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
2126 You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend; those with loaded guns and those who play croquet. We play croquet. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2127 Ya see? Vegan polo's not so bad. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2128 Croquet mallets at 20 paces! 1.1719 0.04166 128 111 12 5
2129 Imagine how this would play out in Central Park? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2130 That mallet is illegal! Why does the league let him get away with it? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2131 Here in Bowlegs, Oklahoma we don't need them wicked wickets. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2132 We can’t find the wickets. 1.1716 0.04174 134 117 11 6
2133 That's Not-So-Butch Cassidy out there 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
2134 Great balls of fire! 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
2135 This is gonna take awhile! 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
2136 This town ain't big enough for cornhole and croquet. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2137 I know these duels are dangerous, but you can't take away a person's right to own a mallet. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2138 « Wait until the Saudis get into it » 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2139 I TOLD you the showdown would be at the croquet corral. 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
2140 If they're too cheap to buy new wickets, somebody's going to end up with a mallet to the balls. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2141 They're both wicket good! 1.1712 0.04767 111 98 7 6
2142 Good thing we never invented guns in this timeline. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2143 Toughest set of wickets this side of the Rockies. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2144 I'd rather be a second for pickleball. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2145 Dumb and dumber 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2146 In my day, we played croquet uphill both ways. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2147 Well, the sign did say Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2148 Sure is less noisy than the old way, but it IS slower. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2149 Ever since that Gavin Newsom became sheriff, things just aren't the same 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2150 I'm not sure a graphite mallet is legal 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2151 Word is, out in Pingpongville they've got some crazy way of settlin' disputes 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2152 Don't know how them Easterners are gonna play this game. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2153 Just ain't the same! 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2154 This one needs no caption! 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2155 That´s the problem when internet is down 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2156 This new "Woke Dueling" even uses balls made from Fair Trade Lumber. 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
2157 It's pretty dang clear that croquet is America's game of the future. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2158 Fred, if this is hoopless croquet, croquet, how wide do you have to squat ? 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
2159 This here's as lowdown as it gits at the Cro K Corral. 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
2160 I said, Showdown at the croquet coral! 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
2161 This cruelty-free rodeo blows. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
2162 Says his name is Davey Croquet 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
2163 They're looking for the man who shot their par. 1.1702 0.03176 141 117 24 0
2164 It’s a wicket world we live in.., 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
2165 He's the best croquet player this side of Texas and yonder! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2166 I know what ya'll are thinking but they said pickle-ball wouldn't catch on either. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2167 It's another showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2168 I'm here because I heard there would be pegging. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2169 They ain't got a real beef--it's a dang veggie burger. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2170 I hadn’t reckoned how profoundly the automobile will change our way of life. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2171 No wonder belt buckles are getting so big. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2172 I would have guessed it would be at least a century before we'd have weekend cowboys. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2173 They can really get nuts. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2174 Fault if he hits a spur. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2175 I heard that someone has corrupted this great game by creating something called "pickle ball." A real shame! 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2176 When are these guys gonna stop horsin’ around! 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2177 "I reckon I'll take a shot at the winner. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2178 First, Cowboys and Indians, then Spaghetti Westerns, now we have Meatball Showdowns. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2179 The way Nature intended: Two men. Two mallets. Two balls. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2180 I think the West just got a little bit less wild. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
2181 These duels sure got done quicker back in our day! 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
2182 Liven things up, Clem - tell 'em bout the Second Amendment. 1.1695 0.04552 118 104 8 6
2183 When he challenged the marshall,the Cheyenne Kid made the mistake of saying,"Choose your weapons"! 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
2184 Jake didn't have a choice--his honor was at stake. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2185 I have a craving for scones... 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2186 With my knees, I sure don't miss runnin' for cover. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2187 That's why we call 'im Dead Eye Dick. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2188 Croquet? More like crickets, am I right? 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2189 It's called "freerange polo." The horses enjoy watching it. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2190 The match is over when I hit one of them On the head with the mallet . 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2191 And it really makes the best use of being bow legged 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
2192 Nothing like a shoot out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2193 One of them is bound to croque eventually 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2194 Let's get some wickets for them wackos 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2195 What it lacks in drama it makes up in sophistication. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
2196 They play croquet like tennis players play pickleball. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
2197 Wow, he’s really killing him. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
2198 Just when Blake thought he'd won the croquet standoff, Pete, the baddest cut rusher this side of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, shoots a Dolly Rush and wins! 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
2199 Yeah, but wait 'til it hits a pebble and kicks up. 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
2200 This is how we conduct a shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1691 0.04116 136 119 11 6
2201 Feeling left out, Marco? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2202 With his strong follow-through, that feller might hit three balls with one swing. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2203 It's less barbaric than it looks 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2204 They now call it Fun Fight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2205 I reckon it's a gunfight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2206 Now This is what I call an "OK shootout at the Corral" 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2207 Between riding the range and playing polo for years this is what you're left with 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2208 They ride too much. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2209 ‘…and then Tex figured heck, we walk like this might as well just play AND be the wicket at the same time’ 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2210 Too bad the sheriff consfiscated their guns. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2211 Unless you’ve got a great jock strap,it’s no fun to play. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2212 They sure have a strange way of settling things in England. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2213 OK is over there. This corral is for lesser infractions. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2214 Cowboy croquet is not what it used to be 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2215 This way, the only thing that gets hurt is their ego. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2216 This is the KO Corral. The OK Corral is on the other side of town. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2217 I don't know how we did it without the horses. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2218 D'ya think they'll name the game after Davey? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2219 Hey malleter, malleter, malleter! Swing malleter. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2220 It’s a hustle… he summers in Newport. 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2221 Folks will long remember this battle at Croquet Corral. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2222 Two words: "Gun Control." 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2223 Showdown at the Rust Corral. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2224 Since the Kid came to town, this is our entertainment 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2225 It's been like this since they outlawed lawn bowls 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2226 I can't help but regret bankrolling this tournament instead of finally opening that llama-themed bed and breakfast." 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2227 It’s plenty safer but it sure is boring. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2228 Looks like Tex has himself a sticky wicket. 1.1680 0.04647 125 112 5 8
2229 Polo on horseback is just too much like working. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2230 The loser gets poisoned. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2231 Yeah it's a one horse town all right, but dadgumit the Buckaroo Croquet League is tops. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2232 They said they're calling it "pickleball." 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2233 I thought that was over after David Crockett died 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
2234 Not exactly the Gunfight at the OK Corral. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2235 It was harder when they weren’t bow legged 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
2236 Next thing you know they’ll be playing Pickleball ! 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
2237 Now all we need is a stick-up wicket. 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
2238 Hoop less?” “Hoop cares? 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
2239 Ya spend enough hours ridin’ horses, they let ya into the croquet club as a wicket 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
2240 Rickets wickets! 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2241 Cowboy Croquet. You don’t need those wicket thingies. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2242 That's gentrification for you. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
2243 I told you Zeke, the gunfight was at the OK Corral, this here's the Croquet Corral and one heck of a shootout. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2244 "No matter who wins, Boot Hill ain't never gonna be the same." 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2245 Noe, THAT's a tricky wicket. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
2246 Somebody is bound to get hurt with theses new stand your ground rules! 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2247 The score is 1-1, They’ll probably end up in a draw 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2248 Sudden death" doesn't have a Wild West vibe anymore 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2249 Pickle Ball just isn’t as exciting as I thought. 1.1667 0.04324 132 117 8 7
2250 Is this the shootout at the croquet corral? 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2251 I hear it's really popular back east. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
2252 They use their rickets as wickets. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2253 Boring as hell, but still better than using guns! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2254 That’s not fair. The one in black has a wider horse. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2255 So much for the wild west ! 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
2256 I prefer the old days, when they would do this on horseback. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2257 I'm thinking either horses or little wire hoops. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2258 Once they’re over 40 it takes forever 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2259 The meatballs were a bit tough tonight. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2260 This has been going on since high noon. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
2261 This is just the undercard. The main event starts at sunrise. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2262 This is exactly why I support a broad interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2263 Harder than it looks. 1.1667 0.03333 126 105 21 0
2264 They say the sheriff hired an Ombuds 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2265 Done away with them sticky wickets. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2266 Looks like we got us a real Mexican Standoff… 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2267 And Easterners still think it's caused by horseback ridin' ! 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2268 The territory has gone to no-kill showdowns. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2269 Blah blah 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2270 Don't get confused when they say "You need to hit the balls between my legs." 1.1667 0.04648 114 101 7 6
2271 Should we tell 'em about wickets, or just let them whack away? 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2272 Ya gotta admire them crotch arches 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
2273 The Wild West is not the same since Bowleg Croquet has been used to settle differences. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
2274 The better players ride sidesaddle. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2275 Only white trousers and shirts could make this more absurd. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2276 They thought it'd be family friendly to rebrand the old shootout as "Human Wicket at the Croquet Corral. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
2277 You should never bring a croquet mallet to a gun fight. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2278 This town ain't big enough for two croo-ked masters" 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2279 Gosh darn, I wish someone would knock my balls around sometime 1.1667 0.04321 120 105 10 5
2280 Before cutbacks they would have been on horseback 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2281 They’re just waitin’ til high noon 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2282 Settling disputes down at the Croquet Corral sure has brought down the death toll in town. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2283 In the beginning they tried it with horses ... 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2284 They'll Live. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
2285 ...hope he don't hit the croquettes... 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
2286 It's quieter than 6-guns and just as fun to watch 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
2287 Only a durn fool would challenge Lefty Little Legs! 1.1654 0.04159 133 117 10 6
2288 Showdown at the Croquet Corral" just doesn't have the same allure 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
2289 Yes, this is it. The rumors of how a duel takes place has been highly exaggerated… 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
2290 Sure, but AI can fix it 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
2291 Rodeos ain't what they used to be. 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
2292 It's the shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2293 The Croquet Corral 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2294 I heard that Homer has a pretty sticky wicket. 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2295 On rocky fields, they're mandated to wear a protective cup... 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2296 When I played, men were men. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
2297 The Slow and the Live 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2298 Only the commie elites use wickets! 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2299 We decided a "dead ball" was a lot easier than a "dead body". 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2300 You know, I shore do miss ol’ Chuck Heston. 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2301 I'll bet you a fistful of dollars 'Dances With Croquet Mallet' wins this one. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2302 How did I get here? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2303 Now even the old west is going woke 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2304 Shucks Wyatt, can these cowboys get any hotter? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
2305 Hark! Hark! What are these that wear their balls in parenthesis? 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
2306 That's what binging on BritBox can do. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2307 No wickets, no losers! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2308 You wouldn’t think it to look at’em but those are two of the fastest mallet slingers in the west 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2309 Well what were you expectin' at the dang "I'm O.K.-You're O.K." Corral"? 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2310 Well at least it doesn’t make that damn clicking noise. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2311 This commercial is funded by an anti-gun group. Our goal is to show dispute resolution without violence. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2312 We all reckoned a fight between two tech billionaires would be more exciting. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2313 This town ain’t the same since they closed the saloon. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
2314 I love a good game of bowquet. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
2315 I understand that in Europe, the wickets are stationary. 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
2316 Dusty croquets to ride, Curly rides to croquet. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
2317 Wickets would be wildly wicked. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2318 I'm thinking Pickleball would have been a better choice. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2319 Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2320 This country desperately needs croquet reform. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
2321 The HOA won't allow gun duels anymore so we had to get creative. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2322 The game was invented by a frontiersman named Davy Croquet, but can only be played by bow-legged cowpokes. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2323 Dang supply chain issues are wreaking havoc,but folks are adapting. 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
2324 *Life in an alternate world where the Bill of Rights only was nine amendments long* 1.1638 0.03763 116 101 12 3
2325 Mallet Mike is going for the kill shot on Harry's hoop 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
2326 I always pay for front-row seats at the Croquet Corral. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2327 They’re starting the Presidential debates early this year 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2328 Don’t you miss having that kind of energy? 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2329 When you hit a bad shot like that you gotta jump straight back on the horse. 1.1638 0.04572 116 103 7 6
2330 I knew something like this would happen when the NRA shut down.... 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2331 Love these spaghetti westerns. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2332 It doesn't get much better than this ... 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2333 This is closer to high tea than 'High Noon.' 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2334 Without the horse it's just croquet gone wild. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2335 Honestly, this town seems plenty big for them both. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2336 I'm telling you Jeb, it's the NRA's worst nightmare.... 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2337 Old Lad says to old Lady, "Do you believe in the hereafter? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2338 I love the action at the Croquet Corral. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2339 Them there bow legs make for great wickets! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2340 IT'S LIKE CONGRESS, THEY WOULD RATHER KNOCK IT AWAY THAN PUT IT THROUGH THE WICKET 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
2341 The exciting thumb wrestling event is next. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2342 It gets way more interesting when they release the bulls! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2343 My money's on Slim. I've always admired his wicket, wicket ways. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2344 i',m going over to the straight-leg contest. it's tougher. 1.1633 0.04398 98 87 7 4
2345 It's never too late to play ball 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
2346 The OK Corral company picnic could sure use some spicing up, eh, Doc? 1.1628 0.03936 129 112 13 4
2347 It's a shoot out before tea time. 1.1628 0.04233 129 114 9 6
2348 It was really croquet at the O.K Corral. 1.1626 0.04222 123 108 10 5
2349 Turns out this game is tough on cowboys; too much time in the saddle and you lose. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2350 Gabby, the blacksmith is recycling the hoops into horseshoes. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2351 BE the wicket! 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2352 Is that a Mallet to go along with your Mullet? 1.1626 0.03341 123 108 12 3
2353 I liked this better when they just went straight to whacking each other. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2354 Lets make it interesting. I'll take ole Dewey for two shots of whiskey 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2355 This place got way too niche after the hipsters discovered it. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2356 A long volley looks pretty boring if you never played the game. But you never know when a bad hop can put a player down on the ground grunting. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2357 Jake says the Silver Sneakers hot yoga classes at the Y have really improved his form. 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2358 We don't hardly ever need the Doc 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2359 I long for the days of no-woke duels 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2360 We should probably re-think Happy Hour. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2361 Grudge match at the Croquet Corral 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2362 I think Jake's gonna win... They don't call him " Bow legged Pete" fer Nothin! 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2363 We’re trying not to waste anything. I think our new steer will appreciate this. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2364 Cowboys are easy pickins. It's harder to beat city slickers with their legs so tight together. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2365 Call me old-fashioned, but personally I still prefer the traditional wickets. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2366 Bigger horse, bigger wicket. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2367 We've found it's much more humane than gunfights. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2368 It's called 'Wickets,' Lou. With their sidearms on, it's called 'Wicked Wickets.' 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2369 He just got back from a Carnival Cruise for cowboys. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2370 He really hit it! 1.1622 0.04710 111 99 6 6
2371 Quickest mallet this side of the Pecos. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2372 We shoot the loser so the stakes are still high. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2373 I won't tell what really happened at the O.K. Corral if you won't. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2374 Those cowboys sure do like playin with their balls. 1.1619 0.04712 105 93 7 5
2375 How did Cricket get so Woke? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2376 Dem those fancy French cowboys. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2377 Polo without a horse is gonna be the next pickleball. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2378 It's a new game. If you hit a spur, you win. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2379 I always bet on the one who rides the skinniest horse. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2380 Hate to be a Negative Ned, but I don’t think this new Cowboy Croquet League’s gonna make it.” 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2381 My money’s on the bow-legged guy. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
2382 I wish they wouldn’t pretend to ride horses while playing Polo. I get you’re afraid of real horses, but it makes you kinda uncomfortable and sad watching them play. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2383 I blame OSHA. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2384 I say that’s a sticky wicket, with English! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2385 This is why ya gotta start 'em riding ponies when their bones are still forming. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
2386 These guys are more lawn than brawn 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
2387 He never took to tennis. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
2388 This is a BIG step up from when they was shootin' with marbles 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2389 Loser has to be the board for cornhole. 1.1613 0.04343 124 110 8 6
2390 You're right - being bow-legged IS a disadvantage in Wild West Croquet. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2391 They've got a score to settle. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2392 They were right. Nothing's OK at the OK Corral. 1.1613 0.04190 124 109 10 5
2393 Croquet Corral just isn’t Okay. 1.1613 0.03316 124 104 20 0
2394 It's like, thanks, Obama. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2395 Frankly dueling was more entertaining. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
2396 We used to hoop it up." 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2397 I thought this was supposed to be bocce. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2398 I think the game’s called “Jockey Shots.” 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2399 neither of them believe in the 2nd amendment 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2400 The trick is to get it to bounce when you least expect it! 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2401 Scheduling all meetings at high noon really frees up the rest of the day. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2402 Loser has to save the next damsel in distress. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2403 The gunfire was really spooking the horses. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2404 I think it's a new game Billy. No points, no winners no problems. Has some political overtones I suppose. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2405 This woke version of the Old West sucks. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2406 The Roman Arch rules are for rubes. I Go Gothic. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2407 And they said it would be boring. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2408 The horses love watching polo. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2409 This town ain’t big enough for the two of us bocce ball champs. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2410 The doctor got confused and eradicated the wickets. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2411 Biggest balls in the west 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
2412 Things are different since we passed gun control. 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
2413 They're serving Mojitos at high noon. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2414 Yippee ki o kro kay! 1.1604 0.04372 106 95 6 5
2415 Man,this is easy. Last week I was playing against a tenderfoot. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2416 They discovered it's a little safer than horseshoes. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2417 This is boring me to death. Let’s go get drunk. 1.1604 0.04670 106 94 7 5
2418 I know this was billed as a Spaghetti Western, but this is ridiculous. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2419 In England, they were polo players. 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
2420 How did it go with my horse at the vet? 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2421 Haven't they ever read Cormac McCarthy? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2422 I’d be mighty careful with that high pitch. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2423 I think that I'm a Samantha and you're a Miranda. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2424 You ever thought about exploring each others 1.1600 0.03483 125 111 10 4
2425 They've really got balls. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2426 I thought one of them was suppose to croak not croquet. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2427 I guess you were right, Pickleball was just a fad. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2428 Sheriff said it would be better this way but I still prefer settling feuds with pétanque. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2429 Sure, they're the only ones who know how to play but it's still a fierce competition. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2430 Dammit, Bill, I told you not to use Siri when you entered OK Corral on Google Maps! 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2431 Damn if they’re not swapping balls! 1.1600 0.04311 125 111 8 6
2432 Yep, Bert sure is a straight shooter. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2433 Lead shortage. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2434 They call themselves cowboys? They ain’t got the balls! 1.1600 0.04866 100 89 6 5
2435 The best guys in town are up next just wait. We can’t give up these good seats. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2436 It's been that way ever since the Second Amendment was repealed. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2437 I love these polo practices. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2438 Looks like a split decision. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2439 'Wild West Monopoly' just iusn't the same. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2440 Some of us old timers like to recall the OK Croquet Corral without the croquet. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2441 It's who gets the best shot at the Croquet Corral! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2442 You see, they start here and the first wicket is 40 miles south; we find it keeps gunfights to a minimum. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2443 You see Ben Gun control does work.. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2444 The competition between these two cowboys is wicket. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2445 The women are better technically and strategically. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2446 Meanwhile… In Tombstone, Arizona. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2447 They need some actual wickets. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
2448 It’s less about croquet and more about chicken. 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
2449 This is about balls and strikes, all right. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2450 Let’s bounce…there’s pickleball down at the O. K. Corral. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2451 The NRA is having a field day. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2452 I told them it was an authentic dude ranch experience. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2453 I'm tellin' ya, this kid has the best one-shooter I've ever seen. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2454 No, I didn't say they needed rickets to play. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2455 It’l l never catch on 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2456 What a couple of wicket players 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
2457 Thank God it’s football season. 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
2458 Once we ratify the Second Amendment we won't have to put up with this crap anymore. 1.1591 0.03999 132 116 11 5
2459 This is what they mean by a well regulated militia. 1.1591 0.04141 132 117 9 6
2460 Their horses ran off to play pickleball. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
2461 Davy always insists it’s pronounced Croquet actually. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2462 My money is on the one who first figures how to lift the darn ball! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2463 Back in my day, it was lawn darts that proved a cowpoke's mettle. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2464 Muleteers play Malleteers 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
2465 It's a nice change from bocce. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
2466 Them's the craziest wickets I ever seen! 1.1587 0.04127 126 111 10 5
2467 saves on coffins 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2468 This is stupid 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2469 I think he's going foe a between the legs shot, if you know what I mean! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2470 Back in the day no one made fun of the loser. 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
2471 Out East they play with wickets and it’s known as croquet, but our boys here call it hammer ballet. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2472 At least it's quieter than their pickleball phase 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2473 Some day this scene will be an add for a knee replacement 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2474 I reckon this isn’t what they meant by ‘ace in the hole’. 1.1583 0.03449 120 104 14 2
2475 In the back of my head, this new polo game is missing a little something. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2476 It's a sudden death showdown. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
2477 We don’t need no steenkin’ wickets in cowboy croquet 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2478 This is the makeup game after yesterday's rainout. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2479 Non-violent? Whose balls do you think they are? 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2480 Not pulling in the audience we hoped for at the "Croquet Corral" 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2481 Shootouts at the croquet corral are just not the same. 1.1579 0.04112 133 118 9 6
2482 The shoot-out at the Croquet Coral will live in infamy. 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
2483 The saddle maker gave them the idea. 1.1579 0.04419 114 101 8 5
2484 Fact is, the Dodgers baseball team got their name from this very same Civil War 'cannonball avoidance' training exercise. 1.1579 0.04419 114 101 8 5
2485 Things have been kinda peaceful here at the Croquet Corral. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2486 Their horseshoes matches are brutal. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2487 That’s why they call it the Cr-O.K. Corral, Earl. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2488 Just like the Gladiators. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2489 He made the same shot in Newport and nobody batted an eye 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2490 His shot will go right through him. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2491 Who'd've imagined this match would come down to a shootout at the Croquet Corral? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2492 Bart always had a wicket temper. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2493 It would be a tougher challenge if they had to shoot the balls through wire wickets. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2494 Good thing the bocce balls are in the shed. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2495 Thanks to their bow legs there's no need for hoops. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2496 He’s a good shot, but I hear the Kid rides sidesaddle. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2497 Only real cowboys can play cowboy croquet. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2498 I just knew that boy had balls! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2499 This is just the pre-showdown. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2500 It's called "self-wicketing". It's another goldarn supply chain issue! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2501 They saw it on Bridgerton and now it's all the rage. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2502 So this is gun violence laws. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2503 They’re such bullheaded men. They’re trying to learn to steer the herd to the corral by knocking around those balls! 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2504 Something must be on Dwight’s mind, because he should be dodging that ball by now. 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2505 Do you think we should them that's not how you heard cattle? 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2506 No wickets?! You said this town was rough, but I didn’t believe you until now! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2507 It's gonna be huge, Slim. We call it 'Shoot Out at the Croquet Corral'. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2508 It was time to stop the old shoot-outs, but I wish they'd gone to pickle ball. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2509 Told ya the wicket budget was frivolous. 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
2510 You do the croquet pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2511 You should see them play lawn darts! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2512 Have you seen “Barbie” movie yet? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2513 Next year both of these teams are making the jump to the ACC. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2514 City folks just can’t 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
2515 They lost their sidearms in a poker game. 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2516 Why don't they play their own balls? 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2517 I'll be darned, it's catching on! 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2518 I understand they’re considering some interesting rule changes. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2519 looks like that one will score! 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2520 I know I shouldn't be sayin' this, but I find it kind of restful. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2521 On Sunday it’s croquet, and then the ‘all you can eat’ barbecue. 1.1565 0.03403 115 97 18 0
2522 The excitement is killing me... 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2523 Amazon will deliver the wickets at high noon. 1.1562 0.04066 128 113 10 5
2524 Unfortunately, all the pickleball courts were taken. 1.1562 0.04358 128 115 6 7
2525 Done. They play til the cows come home. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2526 Using bow legged cowboys as wickets is a real cost-saver. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2527 It is more peaceful but if one more person asks "What is this the 'Croquet' Corral?" I may lose it. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2528 Gives whole new meaning to the shootout at the OK Corral. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2529 Polo, without horses. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2530 They sure don’t make men like they used to. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2531 I’ve been thinking, and I know just what this game needs. I’m going to call it a ‘wicket’. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2532 I never realized THIS was how the West was won. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2533 This invisible horse polo sure does thwart them animal rights weirdos. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2534 It used to be more fun before the gun control gang showed up! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2535 Poo Loo 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2536 Come to think about it, it's a brilliant way to maintain your stance while your horse rests. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2537 They're calling it "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2538 That's just horse shit! 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2539 In my experience, accuracy always beats speed. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2540 You be the judge 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2541 It’s called bullballs. A whole lot cheaper than pickle balls. 1.1557 0.04200 122 108 9 5
2542 Cowboy croquet ... wickets optional. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2543 We ran out of horseshoes. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
2544 We’ll have to make some changes if we want to sell this back east. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2545 You’ve got some balls of steel 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
2546 So much quieter around here since we changed the name to Croquet Corral 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2547 It was better when the whole posse played. 1.1553 0.04731 103 92 6 5
2548 They're not playing with real balls. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2549 Don't it make yer nostalgic fer pistols at high noon? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2550 Ever since Buffalo Bill Cody came back from England, the Wild West ain't what it used to be. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2551 The Wild West in the Hamptons 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2552 I tell ya, it just ain't the same since they tightened the gun laws. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2553 This is the strangest pentathlon I've ever seen. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
2554 So Ralph and Lauren finally decided to settle the score. 1.1552 0.04516 116 104 6 6
2555 It gets brutal when they don’t keep the ball on the ground. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2556 Wide wickets, but Tex's stroke is pathetic. 1.1550 0.03883 129 113 12 4
2557 That's a roquet-croquet shot which I haven't seen in years. 1.1550 0.04036 129 114 10 5
2558 They got the hammer. Still figuring out the nail. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2559 Looks like they’re playing sudden. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2560 This town has a serious lack of guns and vitamin C. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2561 Now, I call this high class shootout! 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2562 Look where Clem's shot wound up. I told you he was still battling that slice. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2563 I reckon they’re tenderfoots. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2564 And you thought Brokeback Mountain was dicey!! 1.1545 0.04509 110 98 7 5
2565 Watching Black Bart beat the Sheriff in a game of "poison" isn't as exciting as a duel, but its a lot quieter 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2566 Verano de pelotas 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2567 Them boys may be pacifists, but they still take their 'shoot outs' seriously. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2568 Bocce Ball was cut out of most Spaghetti Westerns. 1.1545 0.04690 110 99 5 6
2569 Well, I guess there is a downside to sensible gun laws... 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2570 The quick draw isn't as exciting since they passed the common sense gun control legislation. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2571 The most evenly matched sets of goalposts we've had in a long time. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2572 I ever thought I’d say it but, I miss the cow farts. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2573 No wonder Cormac McCarthy didn't publish this one..." 1.1545 0.04168 123 109 9 5
2574 Now it's so peaceful, we've lost the sheriff and the undertaker. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
2575 Handgun control has made these duels considerably more sedate. 1.1545 0.04168 123 109 9 5
2576 It’s how we settle feuds here in Wicketville. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
2577 We’re ok as long as they don't pull the pins and start throwing them at each other. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2578 How 'bout I wrangle us some tea, in little cups, under lace doilies? 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2579 Another great day at the Croquet Corral. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2580 What a bunch of crap, worst wicket impersonators I have ever seen, let's shoot um. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2581 Not exactly the fastest mallet in the west. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2582 Don’t ask what they use for the peg. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2583 Nothin I love more than watchin a shootout at the croquet corral 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2584 When they challenged a showdown "Balls Out!" I didn't think they meant this. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2585 Ol' Leftie, still the quickest mallet in the West. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
2586 It’s the shootout at the Old Guys Corral. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2587 Its a condition called "Wickets" 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2588 This would be a lot more interesting if they could just find those wickets. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2589 And all of the sudden this town is big enough for "just the two of us" 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2590 Saying "Dead Horses" and drawing an X on the ground to block his ball always works. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2591 They don't use wickets. That's why cowboys are bow-legged. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2592 Their legs act as the wickets and first one through wins! 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2593 ESPN is quite different since Disney offloaded it to Taylor Sheridan 1.1538 0.04688 104 93 6 5
2594 A pitch clock would make this more interesting. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2595 No one dies in the end, but the stakes are still high 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2596 Meanwhile at the croquet coral... 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2597 Honestly, I didn’t think they had the balls. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2598 Mallet fight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2599 I liked the old way better. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2600 Yep, it’s alternate facts I believe in. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2601 It's a modern version of the "OK Corral!" 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2602 It's called hickleball. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2603 Are all y’all sufisticated yet? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2604 What's next? Pickleball? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2605 The shoot out in the Croquet corral. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2606 Us arrow-legged fellers should be so lucky. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2607 I heard they got TV Guide Channel out east. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2608 What manner of men are these who wear their balls in parentheses - and then play croquet with them? 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2609 It’s a forerunner to Pickleball” 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2610 It’s too bad their horses died, but if they put some little metal hoops in the ground, the game might be more interesting. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2611 The Croquet Kid used to be the fastest mallet around these parts. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2612 Yep, cowboy croquet is really catching on! 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2613 After this, they'll sumo wrestle. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2614 Yea hoo! Who needs the touch of a woman, when we can do THIS? 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
2615 It's much safer than bull riding- those balls are too heavy to get off the ground. 1.1532 0.04470 111 99 7 5
2616 Why is playing with a road apple the only thing they can do when the Internet goes down? 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2617 Jed wanted Bocce Ball, but Slim insisted on Croquet. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2618 Cant wait for football season to start. This off season has gotten off the rails. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2619 It’s more sustainable that way! 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2620 we got to get a pickleball court 1.1527 0.03978 131 116 10 5
2621 Ol’ Wyatt’s got himself into another shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
2622 Not only is this easier to follow than those complicated ball games them Easterners play,but no one'll never need to invent instant replay for this. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2623 I hear that Davy Croquet is a champion at this game. 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2624 They're both going to need knee surgery soon. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2625 Cowboy legs make the best wickets. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2626 Did he just knock his balls off?! 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2627 Undertaker told me this new "mild, mild west" fad will be the death of him. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2628 Whatever happened to ‘pistols at dawn’? 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2629 I’m thinking the town’s not big enough for two croquet players. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2630 In a show of support for the writers, the ponies have gone on strike. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2631 The wild west sure was boring before the second amendment 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2632 Wiley, remember back in our day, when men were men? Heck-fire, they'd do the SPLITS!" 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2633 Those are not regulation size wickets 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2634 Rookie 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2635 Boring! They should have picked pickleball. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2636 Here at the Croquet Corral we pride ourselves on a higher class of shootout. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2637 Bit of a sticky wicket, eh? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2638 Thank goodness they had the balls to settle this the old-fashioned way. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
2639 Well, whaddaya know! They did say "Fun Night at the Croquet Corral!" 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2640 He told him he didn't have the balls to run him out of town. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2641 This is old school, let's show 'em some corn hole 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2642 Better to croquet than to croak. 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
2643 Wickets? We don't need no stinking wickets. 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
2644 How many more strokes until one of em' croques? 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
2645 Settlin' scores just ain't the same since they outlawed guns. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2646 There goes the future. 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
2647 The one in the black shirt? Yeah, we fucked. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2648 Yes sir, I could tell early on he wasn’t gonna be no cattle rustler! 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2649 Since the fellas joined the Garden Club, these shoot-outs ain’t quite so dangerous. Kinda. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2650 It’s boring,but wait until one of them gets hit in the foot. Those malets will be hitting more than balls. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2651 I can't wait for hay prices to come back down. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2652 I'm usually for increased accessibility, but I just miss the all white country club attire" 1.1518 0.04432 112 100 7 5
2653 It’s a wicket game for sure. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2654 I hear there’s a high-falutin’ city gal carryin’ a parasol what can whack her mallet faster. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2655 They’d look more comfortable sitting on a horse. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2656 I supported the gun control measures, but I kinda miss the old days. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2657 If I were him I'd be quaking in my boots. Wyatt's got a wicket aim 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
2658 Showdown at the wickets. 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
2659 Them there are some sticky wickets. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2660 When you said "Let's go watch the shoot out at high noon" this is not what I was expecting. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2661 Wanna Sumo wrestle? 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2662 When did you say the new saloon would be open? 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
2663 Them Wicket brothers have been at it all morning. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2664 I love me the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2665 They think they are hotshots at the OK CORAL 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2666 You think they have 'rickets'? I'll be darned. Coulda sworn Doc said 'wickets.' Well, at least it ain't pickle ball. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2667 Croquet in the morning, duel at Noon. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2668 This is 1 time those childhood ballet classes aren't helping. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2669 The ticket is to aim for the testicles. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2670 It's a fight to the finish. It's the first one to die of boredom. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2671 Are you sure the box didn’t have instructions? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2672 Yep, things are back to normal here at the Croquet Corral. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2673 Yep -- they call him the Wicked Wicket of the West! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2674 I thought you said O.K. Corral. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2675 Maybe simmer down on the hay. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2676 This ain't actually what it looks like. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2677 I told the mayor gun control would ruin this town. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2678 We have no undertaker so this saves work 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
2679 Whoa! Leftie’s got the old stance I used 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
2680 I hate wholesome fun. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2681 Sure it’s a whole lot quieter but it’s puttin the undertaker out of business. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
2682 Spaghetti Westerns now tend take on a more pacifistic dual 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2683 I am sure this is final. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2684 High Noon just makes it seem sillier. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2685 Captions which reference "balls" or "cojones" are predictable but unfortunately necessary. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2686 Lefty's got a killer shot. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2687 Much less dangerous this way. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2688 I'd put it above watching paint dry and below pitching horseshoes. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2689 In a pinch,rickets make decent wickets 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2690 OUCH 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2691 This show is ballin'. 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
2692 The undertaker is not happy. 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
2693 There ain't no Pickleball here in God's Country. 1.1504 0.04571 113 102 5 6
2694 …they’re English… 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
2695 Duels, they just ain't been the same since those goddang woke liberals in Washington foisted their so-called gun control on us! 1.1504 0.04395 113 101 7 5
2696 I had sturdy legs like those young-uns once. 1.1504 0.03201 133 116 15 2
2697 I'll be hornswoggled if old Deadeye doesn't get another notch in his mallet. 1.1500 0.04039 120 106 10 4
2698 Billy the Kid stole their wickets so they improvise. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2699 They call him the Connecticut Kid 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2700 Duels used to be much more exciting. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2701 Yeah, really all it took was changing the name to Croquet Corral , and voila! 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
2702 Remember when the bulls were the winners? 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2703 ever since that noise ordinance passed, duels have been a lot less fun 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2704 And they get paid BIG money for thi! 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2705 It looks like a bow-legged draw to me." 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2706 I don't like this animal friendly duels. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2707 This is the original Pickleball. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2708 The trick is to get the ball in the air. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2709 He’s a six shooter 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2710 Climate change has made the lake surface hard all year 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2711 You know who the big winner is at the Croquet Corral? Vitamin D. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2712 Who's winning? 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
2713 They got the idea while just standing around. 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
2714 Gun fights have never been the same since the aliens took over. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2715 He used to do shootouts on steamships, but this turned out to be much more civilized. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2716 Keep your balls between your legs 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2717 If I'd knowed they was pacifist gun-slingers I'da just stayed home. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
2718 Castration is one thing, but that’s just rubbing it in. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2719 If you ask me, it’s just as deadly. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2720 You chose the weapons. 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
2721 It's called Russian Croquet. I won't explain further. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2722 No playing horse shoes for them. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2723 Next thing, you know, they'll be wearing white. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2724 Gag me with a chainsaw 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2725 They should wear protective cups for this sport . 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2726 That's not cricket 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
2727 Our main sponsor is the saloon. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2728 Polo's more fun with horses. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2729 Now if we could persuade them to do that on horseback we might have a winner. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2730 They was the best polo players in the west till they lost their horses in a bet. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2731 And there goes Cotton Eye Joe! 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2732 Widest wickets in the wild west 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
2733 I thunk ya're right, Hank. Pickleball would've been aye lil' bit more excitin’. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2734 You’re right, Sam. Neither of these guys can run a hoop the size of their bow legs. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2735 Don't laugh, but Puddle Ball might be a very popular game someday" 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2736 Actually, in England they call wickets "hoops." 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2737 It ain't the same since they repealed the 2d Amendment 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2738 I sure do miss the second amendment. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2739 Don’t be fooled by his slow intro. His third shot is a real doozy 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2740 Transmen 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2741 No more riding horses before croquet. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2742 They’re not supposed to move the goal posts 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2743 They say he killed two men in New Mexico Territory with nothing but a wicket. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2744 Crotchquet 1.1488 0.04008 121 107 10 4
2745 Aren't we better built for polo? 1.1488 0.04176 121 108 8 5
2746 This is way better with mallets. 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
2747 I see a wave rather than a particle. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2748 Zeke's horse is bigger so he's gonna lose. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2749 I swear, that was my horse, not me! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2750 I said 'Bandit' not 'Bandy'! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2751 Don’t you think these shootouts at the Croquet Corral are a little too low-stakes? 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2752 After they passed that gun ordinance, duels have never been the same. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2753 Sam and Clem started out with tic-tac-toe. Mark my words, they're headed for a gunfight. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2754 Might look silly, but them new standoffs sure keep the tumbleweeds at bay. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2755 The Kid is just playing with him. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2756 I knew those bowlegs must be good for something else too. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2757 He doesn’t stand a chance, that’s Wild Bill Wicket! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2758 Now we find out which Wicket is wickedest. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2759 I thought they were going to play Monopoly." 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2760 That street is not level 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2761 I call this 'The Good, The Bad and the Bocce.' 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2762 Oh, it must be high noon.” 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
2763 Ever get the feeling you're watching a silly cartoon? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2764 I have to tell you, Ned, It's hard to believe they used to settle this with guns. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2765 Uh, what was his handicap again? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2766 Bang, bang. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2767 Real men play croquet. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2768 It's much more civilized than their cornhole games. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2769 Not the best sport for the bow- legged. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2770 How the West (croquet tournament) was Won. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2771 Going in for the kill, right between the legs! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2772 Sure beats hearing all that noise. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2773 Hey Jim. What's wrong with their legs? 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2774 'The Life Insurance Carriers Lobbied Heavily for Changes in Conflict Resolution.' 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2775 Never expected a shoot out at the croquet corral! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2776 Who knew this Croquet Corral would become such a famous place? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2777 Where's a tumbleweed when you need one? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2778 They have a score to settle. 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2779 We were losing' too many good hands. 1.1475 0.04143 122 109 8 5
2780 And to think my wife didn't want to watch a sport with such homoerotic undertones! 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
2781 Things are a little different around these parts. Ever since Apple changed the revolver to a squirt gun. 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
2782 Big John has quite a wicket. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2783 Pretty lame way to settle an argument! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2784 They don't need none of them there hifalutin elite wickets. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2785 Those city slickers are all mallet no horse. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2786 Retired bull riders don’t need no stinkin wickets. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2787 They both agreed that shooting each other with loaded guns wasn't a very good idea. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2788 Dang them liberals banning all the swords and guns. This ain't near as fun as watchin' one of 'em die. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2789 Welcome to our inaugural state fair. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2790 At least it’s not Pickleball at 20 paces 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2791 When they were younger, they could throw the hammers ! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2792 We decided not to tell them we'd said "OK", not "Croquet". 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
2793 Billy, I'm gonna hit you between your balls 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2794 At least their legs make good wickets." 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
2795 I miss horseshoes” 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2796 Nah, we don't need hoops, like those easterners. We got hoops. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2797 Looks like another shootout at the CroK Coral! 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
2798 . “I told ya dem boys is wicket” 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2799 Yeehaw, I'm gonna kill you so dead you're gonna croak - quet. 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
2800 Wickets 'er rickets, har har. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2801 What a difference CROQUET makes. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2802 s All I can say about this is, they’ve gotta have balls to do it. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2803 I thought you said your friend told you this one would be better than the one we saw last week at the O.K. Corral. 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
2804 They call it bowlegged bocce. 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
2805 The wild west is truly kaput! 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2806 They're callin' it the showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
2807 Save a horse, ride a croq-boy 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2808 What's the opposite of "gunning for it"? 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
2809 It'll be worth your time. Loser of the croquet match gets shot in the head. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
2810 It's not mallets that kill people... 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
2811 Everything Is A Nail To A Hammer. 1.1463 0.04111 123 110 8 5
2812 Croquet at the O.K. Corral 1.1462 0.03801 130 115 11 4
2813 Should've made the list of things not to try in a small town. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2814 I can't believe raising the cost of bullets actually worked. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2815 Hipsters ruin everything. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2816 It’s not their fault. The town council blocked them putting ina paddleball court. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2817 They don’t call him Davy Croquet for nothin’. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2818 Let's go to my place and check out KING BAZAAR on soundcloud.com 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2819 Are safe spaces overrated? 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
2820 Back in ‘37’s when Ol’ Sticky Wicket here took that famous ‘nuts shot felt round the globe.’ Blew out all his nerve-endings down there. Wife left him after that, a’course, but it makes him a god at shoot-outs like this. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
2821 I kinda miss the old days when they settled their differences with sixguns! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2822 It’s easier to have a best of seven this way. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
2823 Our insurance wouldn't pay for Doc Holliday 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2824 From the Wicket in the Wall gang, i hear. 1.1456 0.03354 103 90 12 1
2825 Their shootout ended in a tie. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2826 What in tarnation! I didn’t think they could ruin a game like Whack the Armadillo, but they dunnit. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2827 it will never become anything! What are they. A Calling it?? Hammer ranch ball. ..or bar roll. ?? Ya hear yet? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2828 I’d expect a pretty high-scoring game. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2829 We ran out of bullets. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2830 This game takes balls! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2831 It’s much safer than golf. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2832 This is not the same without grass. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2833 When the history of the Wild West is written, let's hope this will be forgotten. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2834 I learned this game from the deer and the antelope. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2835 Watch, he’ll get him right between the thighs.” 1.1455 0.04443 110 99 6 5
2836 Them city slickers still think we are using guns to solve our discourse. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2837 Hasn’t quite got the appeal of a good old gunfight. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2838 Aren't we supposed to be hearing "A ShoutOut" by the Okay Chorale! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2839 Ain't cricket. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2840 Transplants. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2841 You told me Davey Crockett was comin to town, I rode 40 miles in for this? 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
2842 It’s called the open stance, just like tennis. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
2843 It was better when they allowed slap shots. 1.1453 0.04251 117 105 7 5
2844 I miss the wild Wild West! 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
2845 Bow-legged cowboys are just as good as hoops for knocking their balls. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
2846 Well, ain't this a pickle. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2847 Cowboy pickle ball will never replace calf roping 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2848 Their guns will be blazing after the halftime show. 1.1452 0.03916 124 110 10 4
2849 These young folk don't know how good they have it 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
2850 French influence. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2851 We're gonna need to spice this up a bit for Earp's memoir. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2852 On accounta mishearin’ “croquet locale”, I was kinda expectin’ Doc Holliday, & maybe the Earp brothers. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2853 Croquet is so possé. Bowquet's where it's at! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2854 I can’t take it—gimme your six iron. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2855 Welcome to the wild West Palm Beach. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2856 In this heat, Tex is one sticky wicket! 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2857 What we have here is a failure to communicate! 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
2858 i'm told that the olympics started just this way. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2859 Polo ain’t the same without horses. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2860 They're so soft these days. I remember when they used to use actual bullets. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
2861 This is what happens when you don’t have a wicket. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2862 Boy I sure didn’t see this coming when I voted for gun control 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2863 Davey Croquet and his special move 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2864 Looks like someone brought an incomplete croquet set to a gunfight. 1.1442 0.04617 104 94 5 5
2865 Pickleball courts were too expensive. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2866 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2867 No, croquet is what they serve in the saloon. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2868 The winner gets a shot of bootleg whiskey. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2869 I forgot take my pill today. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2870 I was sure the paper said “An appearance by Davy Crockett” 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2871 The fun part is when they let the steers out... 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2872 They ain’t bowllegged, they’re wicketlegged. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2873 We're calling it "Cowboy croquet" 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2874 We deprive them of water, so the game goes faster. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2875 Ask me, horse shoe pitching is more of a spectator's sport. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2876 You're a little early. Shootin' starts at high noon. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2877 Watch this. Highball McDonald never loses. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
2878 this is why we were asked to take it outside 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2879 I thought Wyatt Earp said 'OK' Corral 1.1441 0.04215 111 99 8 4
2880 Now, some say guns would be faster, but this is more fun. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2881 They call it crockey. I think it has a future! 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
2882 Them bow-legged cowboys found croquet was safer than quick-draw. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2883 Where is the net? 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
2884 My grandmother is better then them. 1.1441 0.04217 118 106 7 5
2885 It’s called hit the ball at ok croquet 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2886 Durn shame horseshoes is too narrer for crowkett hoops 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
2887 Kinda slow - let's put 'em on ponies. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2888 Many games improve over the years. 1.1429 0.04009 119 106 9 4
2889 They’re retired polo players. 1.1429 0.03512 126 110 14 2
2890 How 'bout we call it the "Shootout at the Croquet Corral"? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2891 It just seemed a better way to go, since both of' 'em are bowlegged. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
2892 These boys are naturals. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2893 The one on the left goes by Sticky Wickets. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
2894 You know, settl’n feuds ain’t what it used to be. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2895 Y'know, longer handles and they could be doing this on horseback. 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2896 I reckon the croquet corral wasn't the right one for gunfights. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2897 I think Wyatt has gone soft on us. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
2898 It's anybody's guess...one's just as crooked as the other. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
2899 My horse can't stand to watch the mallet/ball contact. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2900 Mighty entertaining, huh? Two cowboys in wide stance goin’ about some mutual ball play. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2901 Life's a little simpler here at Croquet Corral. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2902 This remake of Blazing Saddles is going to be politically correct. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2903 Cowboys worry about their balls too much. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2904 I wonder why this picked that game? It's got me. 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
2905 This generation is killing everything! Even… wait. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
2906 Nice distance, as the croquet flies. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
2907 You know, I thought the West would be a little more wild than this. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2908 They must be wearing the new stretched jeans. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2909 If either calls the other a sticky wicket, then the guns come out. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2910 This is nice and all but I do miss my guns. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2911 I'll admit it --- these new croquet rules make me just a hair nervous. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2912 Like I said, can’t beat a duel at the Croquet Corral. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2913 I hear he's got the fastest mallet in the West. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2914 Well, it may look boring but the real fun starts at the end when the hammers go flying. 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2915 Someday this will draw huge crowds to Texas. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
2916 Now that is how real men settle a dispute: wickets at dawn. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2917 Just wait 'til High Noon. 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2918 O.K. Corral just isn 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
2919 I mean it Frank. We could make a killin’ on holsters. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2920 Far more dangerous then how they play it back-east. 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
2921 Seems these reenactments of the OK Corral are getting tamer. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
2922 Game of the smartest 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2923 We said high tea, not High Noon! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2924 Legend has it he’s got the widest wickets in the west 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2925 If ya ain’t got wickets, guess ya gotta make do with rickets. 1.1417 0.03977 120 107 9 4
2926 It was a natural progression from the bowlegs. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2927 They both have wicket aim. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
2928 They started out on the water polo team, but the horses didn't like the water, so they improvised. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
2929 I know what your'e thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2930 Who needs wickets anyway? 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2931 I only get worried when they pull out the bows and arrows. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2932 He’s got the fastest mallet in the west. 1.1416 0.04144 113 101 8 4
2933 Parson actually said, "Wicked men fight with malice." 1.1416 0.04144 113 101 8 4
2934 Most important rule: keep the ball on the ground. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2935 This drew bigger crowds before they saw Hamilton 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2936 Dat dere is Crotch-Ay. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2937 You can laugh, but the Clanton gang left this town out of boredom. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
2938 Cornelius, we duel different up in Greenwich. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
2939 I think we need to amend the constitution. Again. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
2940 Circa 1876: The Cowboy Union decides it’s finally time to lower its members’ life insurance premiums 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2941 I miss the old days before WOKE. 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
2942 Something tells me... they should see a man about a horse. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2943 New rules. 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
2944 At least with the guns they were able to shoot straight. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2945 He always did have a wicket shot! 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2946 Wait’ll they try pickleball. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2947 It's all those spaghetti westerns. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2948 You reckon this'll scare the Clanton Gang? 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2949 Nah, we ain't gone soft! The loser doesn't get his entry fee back. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2950 “ The Crockett brothers are at it again.” 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2951 I've gotta say, Tommy, this ain't exactly what I was expecting when you told me we were gonna go see a western dual. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2952 Back in my day we settled things with bullets. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2953 Wanna send one through my wicket? 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2954 At least they can save money on wickets. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2955 Polo horse rustling requires a man-to-man solution. 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
2956 These shootouts are nerve-racking. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2957 If we took away their equipment,they have to settle because of absence of mallets. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2958 Hate to say, but I miss the ole bang-bang at high noon. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2959 In this town, if the ball goes through the opponent's rickets, he wins the duel." 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2960 You think this pickle croquet will catch on? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2961 It’s original. They call it ‘crock-catch!’ 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2962 Do you know what they charge to see the shoorout at OK Corral? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2963 That's Hoop-Along Cassidy. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2964 Democracy at it's best 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2965 These were more exciting when people died. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2966 They thought they'd try this in a small town" 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
2967 Those look like .44 caliber mallets to me. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2968 This croquet court is only big enough for one of them. I suggest they settle their aggressions with badminton. 1.1413 0.03812 92 82 8 2
2969 On weekdays, they wash windows on Billionaires' Row. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
2970 No, I haven’t. What’s pickleball? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2971 This PC version of High Noon just ain'r the same 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
2972 And that's why we have Urologists. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
2973 I have a million dollar idea. 1.1406 0.03278 128 111 16 1
2974 Botch-ee 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
2975 Much less cleanup when we settle disputes this way. 1.1405 0.03946 121 108 9 4
2976 I heard they call it Tickleballs 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2977 I can't recall. Is it dueling Croquet balls at 20 or 25 paces? 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2978 Them mallets is shootin' blanks. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2979 Quieter and less bloody than a shoot out 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2980 We don't need no stinkin' wickets! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2981 They keep the cows amused. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2982 It's a new game called Horse pucky. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2983 When they said they were having a shoot-out, I thought they were going to play pool. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2984 You'd think so, but it's really all about the upper body strength. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2985 Sure is quiet around here at the Croquet Corral 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2986 If he makes this wicket, they move on to sudden death Tiddlywinks 1.1402 0.04292 107 96 7 4
2987 This must be shoot-out at the croquet corral. 1.1402 0.04292 107 96 7 4
2988 Yahtzee! 1.1402 0.04292 107 96 7 4
2989 It isn't high noon yet; this is the warm-up act. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2990 Now I know where my wife gets her meatballs. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2991 That lefty spin'll go wide every time! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2992 Polo champs...till their horses ran off 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2993 These two didn't get the rewrites. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2994 There is less blood this way. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2995 After this two stagecoach bandits will play squash to the death. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2996 Suppose we change “croquet” to “bowquet”? Think we’d get any takers? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2997 'Let's see if you got any balls,' he said. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2998 Maybe pickle ball isn't played in the desert. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2999 Not now, Wyatt. This the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
3000 Croquet lawn ain’t big enough for both of ‘em 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3001 I'm bored. Let's go get a sarsaparilla. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
3002 Sure its not as exciting, but the concession sales are booming. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
3003 Reminds me of that epic match we had years ago where 1 fan showed up 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
3004 I hope they both 'croq'. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3005 They prefer cowboy croquet over pickle ball. Go figure. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3006 I told you it was not as exciting as pickleball. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
3007 Looks like it’s Heather’s turn… 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3008 They’ll be glad when Pickleball comes to town 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
3009 Give ‘em a break. They got anxiety. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3010 Ridin' fat draft hoses has given him a nine handicap. 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
3011 I don't know about you, but I'm more into Pickle Ball these days... 1.1393 0.03148 122 105 17 0
3012 ...and if someone accuses you of rustling cattle, it ends up on the pickleball court. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3013 Pickleball, croquet, silver bullets. What's next at the OK Corral? 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3014 Bo Legged is the best croqueter in the West. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3015 Pickleball is toast after you’ve seen how exciting cowboy croquet is. 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
3016 A Cowboys pass time 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3017 The missus' and I play pickleball, but my chaps chafe 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3018 It took 'em years to forge those wickets. 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
3019 maybe the earth is flat after all 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3020 It is better when they use the hoops. 1.1389 0.04254 108 97 7 4
3021 As long as they are careful with swingin' those mallets, all will be well at the Croquet Corral! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3022 This is a pretty typical day at the Croquet Corral. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
3023 Once they master it this way, they will get the wickets out of the box. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3024 The loser gives the winner a blowjob but I’ll be danged if Harris over there ain’t tryin to lose. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3025 Yep, it's one-hundred percent DEE-EYE-WHY. Heck, the corral back there is where they supply the croquet balls 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3026 In a croquet duel, you get an extra point if it goes through the legs 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3027 Lucky says close only counts in horseshoes. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3028 It all started with two-pound musket balls. 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
3029 Is this where the word “Bowlegged” Came from? 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3030 Sometimes you don’t have to get right back on the horse 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3031 This is how we settle scores at the Croquet Corral. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3032 Because guns just ain't the future of America. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3033 Showdown at the Bocci Corral 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3034 well, this's been goin on for 6 months and it looks like we might finally have a winner. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3035 Well, it’s not high noon, yet. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3036 Back in my day, someone would come out and shoot them both for trying to settle their differences like that. 1.1386 0.04673 101 92 4 5
3037 They call it "Cucumber Ball". 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3038 I always knew those shootouts were about cojones. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3039 It’s really the wind, this time a year, dontcha know? 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3040 My money’s on Bo 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3041 I’m so glad we locked up all them fellers who used to bring guns into town. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3042 Let's open a dude ranch", you said 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3043 When guns no longer satisfy you whack balls. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3044 I like this game better on my phone". 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3045 That there’s a hole in one. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3046 The governor wants us to go back to guns. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3047 They could call it the 'Just Alright Corral' 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
3048 looks like them Wicket Boys might be on to somethin’ 1.1382 0.03885 123 110 9 4
3049 The British Invasion changed everything 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
3050 I could have sworn there was going to be a gunfight at the Croquet Corral today. 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
3051 This may be the Wild West, but that doesn’t mean we can’t be civilised! 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
3052 It's a shame with them bow legs they didn't take up horseback riding . 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
3053 This started at sunrise. The sun sets in one hour! 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
3054 Winner moves on to tuning fork death round. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3055 The kid's name is Davy, but he prefers "Mr. Croquet"... 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
3056 Shootouts sure aren’t the same around here since we’ve been re-branded as the Croquet Corral. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3057 They sure love playing with their balls. 1.1379 0.04223 116 105 6 5
3058 I love watching ol' Mild Bill duel. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3059 They were made for this game 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3060 That's the Varmint I told you about, who has the savvy spin that Can't Lose . .. . 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
3061 Looks like another showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3062 Horse back riding and croquet go hand and hand in a wicket way." 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
3063 I thought he had a vasectomy last year. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3064 You see, my version of binding arbitration really works. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3065 'Cousin Wickets Earp has never done lost at the Croquet Corral' 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3066 Where I’m from, we duel on horses. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
3067 It’s called Crockett 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
3068 Squatters 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3069 They're just practicing for the big showdown in Carson City. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3070 I never miss a showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3071 Dodge city been the same since. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3072 It’s Rickets Not Wickets. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3073 It’s not my fault, it’s yours ! What’s love got to do… Got to do… Got to do whith it ? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3074 I'm tired of this, I'll wait for the playoffs. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3075 They’ll never take The Kid alive. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3076 The game is much tamer these days...they used to play with a sand wedge. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
3077 It’s high noon. Let’s play croquet! 1.1373 0.04629 102 93 4 5
3078 "Ever since the weapons ban, we settle arguments with Crotch Croquet." 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3079 ESPN the Ocho had a documentary about this nonsense. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3080 Rules of Engagement, sir? Croquet, Whac-A-Mole or Hammer and Tongs? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3081 Whose idea was the Croquet Corral? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3082 How do they walk around with those things. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3083 I thought when the one feller asked for a duel, the other feller said okay, not croquet. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3084 Let’s just pay the damn .50 cents and go see Buffalo Bill’s show. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3085 You've got til sundown to suggest a so-so name for this place. 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
3086 I told we should have thought through the unintended consequences of that assault weapons ban. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
3087 Looks like they’re about to draw. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
3088 Whatever happened to ping-pong? 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
3089 It's affordable and portable 1.1364 0.03023 110 99 9 2
3090 The croquet corral is so much more civilized. 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
3091 Just you wait 'till they get to Bocce. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
3092 Saves on the price of croquet hoops! 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
3093 It's a sudden death shot! 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
3094 It ain't high noon. 'Round here, we settle things at high tea time. 1.1364 0.04181 110 99 7 4
3095 They never figured on what they would do after the first shot 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
3096 No wickets anymore - just whackit. 1.1364 0.04181 110 99 7 4
3097 This will go down as the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
3098 Honestly, they were a little peeved when I lost the pistols— but I think they’re starting to appreciate the humor in this. 1.1364 0.04181 110 99 7 4
3099 You know? I don't miss the shoot outs at all 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
3100 Surprised Miss Kitty is not here, she is a big fan of mallets and balls. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
3101 Lefty should think about riding a thinner horse. 1.1360 0.03991 125 113 7 5
3102 I ride side saddle. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3103 Told you I was hearing crickets. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3104 Seems the best way to avoid those sticky wickets... 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3105 It's a new form of duel. For cowboys with dual personalities. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3106 In my time, we settled things with a duel, not a lawn game! 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3107 I hear he's the fastest mallet west of the Pecos. 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
3108 Well this ain't no gunfight at the O.K. Corral. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3109 There’s no gunfighting here at the Croquet Corral. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3110 Boring, yes, but at least no one gets killed. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3111 I see they’re still learning the ropes at this rodeo. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3112 Just some old cowboys on pretend ponies, and playing polo. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3113 I love it when the mole rolls into such a tight ball. 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
3114 I think we're going to miss supper. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3115 He's got the fastest mallet in the territory. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3116 They're too old to ride horses anymore, so they gotta do something with them wickets. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3117 It’s like a live-action Netflix documentary. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3118 I hear tell it's called air polo. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3119 Our wickets are not sticky enough. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3120 I was skeptical at first, but I believe it’ll scale. And, Imma tell ya, these’n boys can put on a right smart show, when they polish their wickets and get their groove on! 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3121 from my husband, Allen Scheuch, Brooklyn, NY "I'm beginning to think maybe a college degree would have been a good idea." 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3122 What's the goal of this game again? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3123 We need to tighten up the rules for "Weapon of Choice". 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3124 so Jesse up and says "I'll be hog-tied if all your bow legs don't look like wickets". And the rest is history" 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3125 They lost the hoops, but you can tell that this is not their first rodeo. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3126 Western my ass. These English directors could use a lesson- from an Italian. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3127 I prefer the women’s game. They can be real ball busters. 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
3128 The game’s more challenging on invisible horses. 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
3129 It's a mashup of croquet and polo that isn't quite working out. 1.1356 0.03976 118 106 8 4
3130 I just don't think the make-believe horse routine really speeds up the game. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3131 Clem, I am just loving retirement! 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
3132 Zeke, I don't care what you say. Out here we play by Old Western rules. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3133 We’ll partner, when you’re Woke, you’re Woke! We’re not in Florida! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3134 In this alternate universe there is no NRA & murder rate is two orders of magnitude less! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3135 Well, Slim said 'There's only one way to settle this kerfuffle. Mallets at dawn.' 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
3136 Not as exciting, but nobody dies 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3137 The Peggin' Outlaw skillfully roqueted his ball off the Wicket Wrangler's, setting them up for a continuation shootout. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3138 They say it's all the rage in Rapid City, but I just think they're afraid of gettin' kilt. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3139 Did you say 'wickets' or 'rickets' ? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3140 They usually choose polo, but it's good to give the horses a break. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3141 I heard they didn't make the final cut for pickleball. 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
3142 History will note this as the "Showdown at the Croquet Corral." 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3143 These Yankee hipsters have gone too far this time 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
3144 Never shoulda let them go up in the mountains together. 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
3145 They ride enough that they save the cost of wickets. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
3146 This game requires more balls than you’d think. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
3147 My money is on Bob. Lefty has the advantage 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
3148 It used to be more fun 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
3149 In the good ole days, we used guns. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
3150 I’m Going vegan 1.1351 0.02858 111 97 14 0
3151 Lookie at them there folks tryin’ to be bougie 1.1349 0.03797 126 113 9 4
3152 They save tons of money not buying hoops. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3153 That there stranger on the right calls his self Brokeback Mallet. And then on the left there, he’s known around these parts as Sticky Wicket. 1.1348 0.05101 89 82 2 5
3154 It’s not pickleball, but it beats dueling. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3155 I don't think I've ever seen a sadder polo match. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3156 Wild West Balls 1.1346 0.04544 104 95 4 5
3157 This town ain't big enough for the two of us and the tourists on our tail 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3158 I heard that in Laredo, they duel with something called a pickleball. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3159 Yawn. Another reenactment of the shootout at the Oquet Corral. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3160 Someone really should tell them Davy’s last name is pronounced “kräkət”. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3161 Sorry Frank, I thought he said he was 'going to make the other guy croak' 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
3162 What a day: a fun fight at the croquet corral. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3163 This seemed to be a more feasible contest than dueling badminton shuttlecocks at sunrise. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
3164 See, in OK Croquet two bowlegged cowboys are players and the wickets. 1.1345 0.03760 119 106 10 3
3165 I thought so too, but the 't' is silent. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3166 This is boring! Blame gun control. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3167 In what year will the wicket be invented? 1.1340 0.03319 97 86 10 1
3168 Ol’ Slim is at a definite disadvantage here.” 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3169 Turns out they like arguing about rules more than they like shooting each other. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3170 It’s more dangerous than it looks since they don’t wear athletic cups. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3171 I don't think he has the balls for this one, Clint. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3172 I reckon this town's not big enough for two ball strikers. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3173 I hoped it wouldn't come to this. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3174 I hear it’s called High Noon Croquet. Wickets optional. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3175 It's like they were born for this sport 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3176 Well, they’re certainly not in shape for pickleball. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3177 Well, Mr. Earp, I think the sign maker thought you said 'Croquet Corral.' 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3178 Our standoffs have suffered ever since we lost the NRA sponsorship. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
3179 So, this is how I die. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3180 The guy on the right is Davy Croquet. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3181 Not to mix sports metaphors, but those are some sticky wickets! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3182 Not as much fun without Wallach and Van Cleef 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3183 He never recovered from wearing the bull riding spurs to the All England Club. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3184 i think i preferred the cocaine cowboys 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
3185 Looks like there’s a new mallet in town 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3186 the competition clearly said crochet - they missed the point 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3187 Like watching the World Cup 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
3188 I reckon this is better’n pickle ball! 1.1339 0.04087 127 116 5 6
3189 'Tweren't any problem when we lost the wickets. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3190 Trigger Warning: "I liked it better when they shot eachother." 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
3191 Durn city slickers. It'll be polo next. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3192 Not the quickest draw, however he’s our best shot. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3193 The Kid has the best shot west of the Pecos! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3194 I think croquet means 'whack the balls.' I've never been brave enough to play. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3195 shtickle ball 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3196 You gotta watch out for the stirrups. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
3197 I prefer cricket. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3198 Boring. In the good ol' days, we knew at least one fellar was gonna die. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
3199 Maybe this one we don't tell Zane Grey 1.1333 0.04294 105 95 6 4
3200 Personally, I prefer pistols at high noon, but to each his own. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
3201 These fights ain't what they used to be. 1.1333 0.03730 120 107 10 3
3202 Güey, who’s going to tell the Yankees this isn’t how you make a Spanish croqueta? 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3203 Does this place have wi-fi? 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3204 I told yew these cowpokes had balls. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3205 These shoot outs now a days ain’t what they used to be! 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3206 You're thinking of the O.K. Corral. The is the Croquet Corral. 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
3207 I'm tellin' ya', my Monopoly proto-type is much more int'restin'. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3208 I'm just waitin' for the holler when one of their wickets get hit. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3209 Man, this is balls out. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3210 And here I am thinking that neither one of them had the balls. 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
3211 They're calling it a "Beef Wellington Western" 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3212 You have enough mullets but you need four more guys with rickets. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3213 That one’s a sticky wicket, he is. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
3214 Maybe the bulls could make this more exciting ... 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
3215 They couldn't agree on number of paces, so they settled for this. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3216 He's the fastest dolly rush in the West 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3217 Another blow against natural selection?. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3218 Who'd a thunk that our bronco busting bowed legs would have a life of their own some day! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3219 I'd say a little too much starch in them thar wickets... 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3220 Croquet final at senior center! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3221 They gotta close their five holes 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3222 Since OSHA took over, the Wild West isn't so wild anymore. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3223 There's been fewer bloody incidents since Clem and Bucky stopped throwing horseshoes. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3224 Why didn't we think of this years ago? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3225 It's fun, but just doesn't do enough to romanticize murder. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3226 They’re so used to playing it on horseback that they stand as though they were sitting! 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
3227 As soon as someone invents wickets, we're changing the rules. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3228 Those are from the last buffalo in this state! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3229 If Buck wins, the fuzzy navels are on me. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3230 The shootout goes faster -- and horses are happier -- since they banned those 9-inch spurs. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
3231 It’s a real ballbuster, but I’ll take a gunfight anytime. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3232 The shootout at the OK Corral was much more exciting. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3233 I’m guessing that one’s the top. 1.1327 0.03124 98 89 7 2
3234 That’s Davey Croquet on the right. They say he’s good. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3235 ‘They’d do better with horse shit and horse shoes’ 1.1322 0.03882 121 109 8 4
3236 I thought this was supposed to be Messi’s debut 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3237 They were told there was great grass out west. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
3238 Not like it used to be. I can remember when they could still get on a horse." 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3239 Who'd you says winning: the democrat or the republican? 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
3240 It’s called bow-legging! 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3241 Back in the day, we called this Remarkable Corral. 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
3242 Westworld's jumped on the A.I. bandwagon a little too early... 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3243 now that's wicket fun 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3244 Those aren't very tight wickets! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3245 He roqueted his pa. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3246 It's what we call an 'English Standoff.' 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3247 They are the top guns at the OK Croquet Corral 1.1316 0.04040 114 103 7 4
3248 If they keep dueling, one of 'em is gonna 'croq'. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
3249 Because of the writers’ strike, this is an AI-generated script: High Noon at the Croquet Corral. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
3250 They've got balls. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3251 Ever get that feeling you’re stuck in the latest Wes Anderson drivel? 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3252 I reckon it's a hole in one - whadda you think? 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3253 They play a round of sudden death if the score is tied 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3254 Take their guns away, they can't do squat. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3255 Sure gives new meaning to the term "high noon". 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3256 Is one of those trump ? 1.1313 0.04459 99 90 5 4
3257 Tennis anyone? 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3258 You know, I could have sworn they said the O.K. corral 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3259 Sorta reminds you of Pong, don't it? 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3260 'Croqueting with bow legged blokes' doesn't quite have the same appeal, now does it? 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3261 These modern day shootouts are aimless! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3262 Call me nostalgic, but I still miss the walking of ten paces. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3263 I don't even understand what's going on, Hairy Rider. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3264 The score's still even. I kind of miss the shootout at noon days. 1.1311 0.03482 122 108 12 2
3265 Sticky wicket! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3266 Arms are for embracing and pounding. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3267 Say, is croquet duel gamblin' legal in these parts? 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3268 Mano a mano, mallet a mallet. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
3269 He’s clearing deadness. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3270 Before they got bowlegged they used guns. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3271 What we got here is a sticky wicket. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3272 It's new: called western pickleball 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
3273 No longer fun to watch since they banned shots between the waist and knees 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3274 That's Tex. Fastest mallet west of the New Jersey Lawn Bowling Center. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
3275 Bow legged bowling…what a bunch of croq. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
3276 My heart’s racing a mile a minute. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
3277 Beats pickleball any day 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
3278 Its gone downhill ever since those pesky gun laws… 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
3279 I told you repealing the second amendment was a bad idea 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3280 Think hes going to go for the Dambuster Double Bounce Shot here Earl." "Well Jed, he's going to have to navigate that prairie dog hole, the safe play is lay up. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3281 I'm more interested in how they'd do on bucking broncos! 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
3282 Now that there is a stinky wicket! 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3283 Where’s the salmon? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3284 All I'm saying is, if you heard right that the big showdown's at the Croquet Corral today, then where is everybody? 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3285 If it's a winter sport I put my money on Canada 1.1304 0.03696 92 83 7 2
3286 Oh look, the Wicket Brothers are at it again !!! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3287 The winner faces a tightrope walker 1.1304 0.03154 115 100 15 0
3288 Miss Amy said she wouldn't stand for no bloodstains on her weddin' dress. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3289 He'll never win playing left-handed like that. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3290 The Supreme Court says the Second Amendment entitles a well regulated Militia to a little fun time. 1.1301 0.03643 123 110 10 3
3291 Things haven’t been the same once the saloon started serving tea. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3292 Maybe we should have let that British feller explain the rules before hanging him. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3293 This is just an "okay" corral. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3294 Good thing this cartoon is in black and white. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3295 Really seems to fill the time. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3296 I'm not sure how the horse is going to pass the hoops he's eaten. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3297 This duel could take a while 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3298 i wondered about camels and elephants 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3299 Those crazy boys just rolled into town from a place called Florida. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3300 The best time to play is right after you get off the horse. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3301 We should re-think that phrase, ‘Wild West’” 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3302 It's a pretty simple game. It's called cowboy croquet. You only need a mallet,a ball,and a horse.... 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3303 I thought he challenged him to crochet. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
3304 Insurance has ruined reenactments 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3305 Mark my words. This'll make the Croquet Corral go down in history. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3306 'Twas a fierce challenge over a checkers game. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3307 There's nothing like a good game of bareback croquet. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
3308 And you wonder why cowboys are bow-legged? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
3309 I give you, "It's fun," but I kinda miss the "POW" of the old way. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
3310 These boys been at it all day, think it’s bout time to show em the cue-stick 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
3311 Cornhole is at high noon. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
3312 This town ain't big enough for the two cut rush. 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
3313 That cowpoke is wicket good. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3314 The winner gets to name this Corral." 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
3315 Bad hops are a killer! 1.1293 0.03973 116 105 7 4
3316 I liked it better when they used women for the wickets 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
3317 See, I told you gun control would lead to unforeseen consequences. 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
3318 The name of the game is praire oysters 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
3319 The winner advances to frisbee golf. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3320 Pistols were less humiliating. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3321 It's almost High Noon. Let's go inside and watch us some Netflix 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
3322 Before pickleball, these guys used to sell out stadiums. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3323 Let’s run its real granade 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3324 This is a legendary fight at the croquet corral! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3325 High noon just ain’t what it useta be since since ol’ Davey Crockett Frenchified his name. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3326 See, it looks like hockey but its not like hockey at all 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3327 They need to quit their wicket ways. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
3328 It's time for a showdown at the croquet corral. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3329 I think this game of Horseball will catch on. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3330 Called out by his rival, the Parentheses Kid meets his fate." 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3331 Croquet balls are much more civilized than pistols, don't you think? 1.1287 0.04374 101 92 5 4
3332 They’ve been arguing about it for years now. 1.1287 0.04374 101 92 5 4
3333 We're now a kinder, gentler Tombstone. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3334 It's even more exciting when they use wickets! 1.1287 0.03494 101 91 8 2
3335 We cowboys always seem to manage. 1.1287 0.04595 101 93 3 5
3336 Real cowboys don’t gunfight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
3337 Call me dated, I prefer the old fashioned shootout. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3338 The winner get's a free rodeo lesson 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3339 and people wonder how golf was created? 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3340 Kinda makes you rethink the phrase ‘sticky wicket’… 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3341 If he carries on playing like this Davy Croquet will surely win the King of the Wild Frontier championship 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
3342 If it hits Gus's spur, Jesse gets to whack his ball with the mallet. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
3343 Pony riders are the hardest opponents to beat in this game. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
3344 Since the times have changed, we've been getting creative. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
3345 I long for the good old days. Then someone ended up dead. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
3346 Their horses are still at the polo game. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
3347 With the bowed legs on thesse two cowpokes this game should be over in a flash. 1.1284 0.04143 109 99 6 4
3348 Look at us, watchin polo…don’t get much better than this. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
3349 I hear their horseshoes games are vicious. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
3350 How high can they bounce? 1.1282 0.02440 117 107 8 2
3351 In my day, we used squirtguns. 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
3352 I never thought the ammo shortage would get to this point, although it is the CRO-K Corral! 1.1280 0.03763 125 113 8 4
3353 Ain’t this a bit too French? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3354 They both retired from steer wrestling. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3355 This here's the wicketest town in the west. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3356 Lawn darts were too dangerous 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3357 Gunslinging these days isn't what it used to be. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3358 I'll be honest. This is not what I thought you meant when you said "knock his balls around." 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3359 Why do you think we call him Marco? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3360 Sure it’s safer, but it’s just not the same. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3361 This'll fix-em, they're both poison. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3362 Gentrification really changed this place. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3363 Well, it sure beats cow chip tossing 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3364 It's more like High Tea. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3365 They forgot the net. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3366 First one to straighten his legs has to ride side saddle the rest of the day. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3367 I got your wicket. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
3368 It's high noon...let's get some lunch. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3369 Bowlegged croquet showdown-- fav'rit time a' year." 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3370 What’s next, pickle ball at the OK Corral? 1.1275 0.04333 102 93 5 4
3371 People will always remember the showdown at the croquet coral. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3372 they'll get their guns back once they learn not to shoot from the hip 1.1275 0.04333 102 93 5 4
3373 Every state should hold their primaries like this. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
3374 I've been told they can't afford the horses. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3375 Wicked 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3376 What a ball buster!! 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3377 Croquet Match at the O.K. Corral just doesn't have the same ring to it! 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3378 It seems that they prefer balls and sticks to guns 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3379 Not exactly the 'sudden death shootout' I was expecting. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3380 Talk about losing your family jewels. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3381 The vibe here has really changed since they rebranded as the Croquet Corral. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3382 I still prefer the action at the OK Corral. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
3383 We really should get to work 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3384 Well, the insurance premiums came down at least. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3385 Would ya look at that. If it weren’t for rickets they’d not have wickets. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3386 It’s called Saddleball. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
3387 Well, it's a combination of golf, bocci and a French love story. 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
3388 He's aiming too far to the left! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3389 You've heard of High Noon? This is Afternoon. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3390 It's your turn; I drove 'em home last night. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3391 well, it's more gutsy than when they used wiffle balls 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3392 This must still be the 8am Duel. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
3393 You have to really want to play this game. 1.1271 0.03306 118 104 13 1
3394 They face off in pickleball next Tuesday. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3395 Where have all the cowboys gone? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3396 These 2 are always finalists in the contest to find out who is the most bow-legged 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3397 I still prefer the old days when they used guns 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3398 I knew the cage match between Zuckerberg and Musk would disappoint. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3399 Excitement-wise, universal background checks have definitely changed the game. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3400 Only cowboys with rickets can be wickets 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3401 After three days in the saddle, those wickets must be awfully sticky. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3402 Step back! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3403 We got the rickets wicket ticket. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3404 It’s like pickle ball for retired gunslingers. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3405 It's a might more entertainin' when they play on unicycles. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3406 After a day of watching paint dry… 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3407 I warned you about the “woke agenda” 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3408 When our Bermuda grass shipment comes in next week the duels will be electric. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3409 Our Texas version is called ‘Crockett.’ 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3410 I play better when I'm Drunk. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3411 I'm bettin' against the bow-legged guy. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
3412 The 'Croquet Coral' sure does attract a different sorta crowd. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3413 The O.K.Corral just ain't what it used to be. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
3414 I didn't think was going to be the opening act for Taylor Swift either 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
3415 Croquette has never bin a thang to me! 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
3416 Hank there said sumthin ‘bout making lemonade. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3417 How handy that their legs are so bandy. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3418 Initially I was mad they misheard me, but "Showdown at the Croquet Corral" still seems to bring in the crowds. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3419 They say he's got an itchy pétanque hammer. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3420 It's all about who has the biggest wicket. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
3421 Revisionist have been at it again. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3422 Come for the game, stay for the bad hops. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3423 God didn't create all men equal, Mr. Mallet did. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3424 The good, the bad, the ugly, and the wacky western wicket wranglers. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
3425 This isn't what I meant by more restrictive gun control... 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3426 They call it "Gunfight at the Croquet Corral." 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
3427 Well, Carl, it's a sight more elevatin' entertainment than all that "Draw, pardner!" 1.1261 0.03055 119 104 15 0
3428 Damn inflation! A croquet set costs now up to two belt buckles! 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
3429 Where's Bill Buckner when you need him? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
3430 Woke's the only thing dyin' at the Croquet Corral, 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3431 Now this is wild.” 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3432 This town ain't big enough for either one of these hombres. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3433 There's no stopping the Wicket Kid... 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
3434 Davy Crockett must be turning over in his grave. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
3435 He's the fastest mallet south of the Canadian border. 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
3436 This'd be a longer game if them grenades wasn't round 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3437 There just ain’t no stopping their wicket ways. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3438 Why, I remenber when a showdown at high noon meant more than a cowboy croquet match. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3439 One of them elitist fellers from back east tried to sell us a bunch of little hoops and posts. We said “No, thanks, we already got plenty of gopher holes and dung piles”. 1.1250 0.04504 96 88 4 4
3440 By gum, these new-fangled duels may be safer, but they just ain't as excitin' as the ones that used real six-shooters. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3441 Don't even think about saying "The Croquet Corral" 1.1250 0.03660 120 108 9 3
3442 They better be careful of the high bounce 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3443 I think it’s called ballocks. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3444 Don’t you miss the sound of gun shots? 1.1250 0.03660 120 108 9 3
3445 I reckon we need a gentler adjective than 'Wild' for the West these days. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3446 Beats pickle ball. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3447 Once they figure out how to get it airborne, no one will ever want to play again. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3448 It’s a common misconception, but horses got nothin’ to do with bowleggedness. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3449 I like the knock kneed version better. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3450 Frankly, I prefer the minor leagues. The tickets are cheaper and the caliber of play makes for much higher scores. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3451 I miss the good ole days at the O.K. Corral 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3452 I told you leaving the wickets in the trunk of the car wouldn't be a problem with these cowboys. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3453 They call it 'Lawn Polo Without Horses.' I don't think it's going to catch on. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3454 They call it cowboy croquet . . .no sticky wickets. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
3455 That fella there is Sticky Wicket 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
3456 Shootouts just aren't exciting anymore... 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3457 It’s my ‘Rancho Polo Croquet,’until I can afford the horses! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3458 Ah, young love. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
3459 When does the rodeo start? 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3460 Billy the Hoop is the best there is. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3461 It’s the only game that begins and ends in a draw. 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
3462 The loser is the one who croaks. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3463 These idjots, thought it was the shoot out at the Croquet Corral! 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3464 Did you know the word "croquet" comes from this older version of the game initially called "crotch okay?"? 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
3465 Always thought hoop legged was the better term 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3466 This new standoff style really is deadly silent huh? 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
3467 We all have a high ball at noon. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3468 Well, we've come a long way since our shoot out days! 1.1240 0.03482 129 116 10 3
3469 Yeah, but it’s quieter than pickleball. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
3470 Those that don’t ride horses use wickets. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3471 They really have balls... In our day we had to play with meadow muffins. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
3472 Daily...Daily Croquet. Scurge of the wild frontier. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
3473 He gets two shots at the other guy's "wicket", then the other guy gets two shots at his. First one through the wicket wins. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
3474 It's one of these games from England, they're trying to tailor it for TV 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3475 You know what? That’s a wicket too far!! 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3476 One day they'll turn this into a game and they'll take all the fun out of it. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
3477 Things a lot more peaceful since the sheriff to the pistols away from those nitwits. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3478 I remember seeing Hoop Gibson vs Gabby Hayes in the 1948 finals. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
3479 Looks like a couple of stinky wickets to me. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3480 Jeez, thought the wild West would be a little more wild than this 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3481 It looks easy but it is hard. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3482 Is it because they don't have wickets,or they don't have guns 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3483 I think we got somethin’ here. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3484 We can draw a lot of fans, if we raise the stakes. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3485 Wives said they had to be back home by high noon. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3486 Well, at least we don't have to all dodge indoors anymore. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3487 It's not as exciting, but the clean-up is a lot easier. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3488 I hope this game doesn't end in a draw. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3489 These gunslingers finally realized it takes bigger balls to walk away after a shootout. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3490 Back in my day, a frisbee to the abdomen was how gentlemen settled a disagreement. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3491 Bad enough they can't afford wickets, I'd hate to be the post. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3492 One day, Wyatt, they might write about the time you saw the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3493 With the wider wickets and new rules, it barely even looks like the same game. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3494 Ain't ready yet for the big showdown at the croquet corral. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3495 It's from an Italian western. It's called bocce. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3496 I reckon’ he’s dun foolin’ around now. Yup, he’s ‘bout to find out. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3497 It's an elite game. Cowboys and jockeys only. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3498 The spurs sure make for a sticky wicket here at the Croquet Corral. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3499 Bill remember how we used to settle the score, none of this LGBT. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3500 Adding a net and paddles would make this game quite the pickle 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3501 I give him 7 points for degree of difficulty and 5 for style. 1.1228 0.03555 114 102 10 2
3502 Dang it! This ain't the O.K. Corral. 1.1228 0.03767 114 103 8 3
3503 And here I thought Cookie was fixin' chicken croquettes" 1.1228 0.03555 114 102 10 2
3504 You should see them shooting pool. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
3505 Now you know why they call him 'The Kid' 1.1228 0.03968 114 104 6 4
3506 At least it's not cricket 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3507 I can't wait to see what game they come up with that turns their saddle sores into a competitive advantage. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3508 Shucks, we're watchin' hist'ry, pard. The Shootout at the Polo Corral. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3509 They’ve been playing since dawn. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3510 The General Store misunderstood my order for a Davy Crockett hat. 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
3511 Wicked sport don't ya think? 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3512 Thank goodness it's La Niña again this year. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3513 So which one do ya think will be pickled? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3514 Get along little ballie 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3515 They used to call it Pickle Ball. Now it’s olive ball. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3516 Looks like we've got some California boys horning into our territory 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3517 No loud noises allowed on Sundays, they had to let go of the guns. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3518 Have you seen ‘Western Polo’ before? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3519 A shoot out is different where I come from. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3520 If this keeps up, it could become the next Pickle Ball. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3521 Duel at the "Not OK Corral". 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3522 Hoop less is hope less! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3523 I lost my balls that way too! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3524 It's called bowlegged croquet. It's the western version of an English sport. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3525 Ain’t sure that’s how the game is played. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3526 These two are a few hoops short 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3527 You reckon they reapplied sunblock? 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3528 It’s a croquet Wild West shootout or Mexican standoff 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3529 When does the film crew arrive? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3530 They've all been doing this since that dust up at the O.K. Corral. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3531 We have a passion to do what's right, even when it's hard. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3532 this game can't be played anywhere except here in Texas 1.1222 0.03647 90 82 6 2
3533 Shoot out at the croquet corral... could be big. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3534 Would you kiss me if Kiss Cams were already a thing, Thaddeus? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3535 Do they know being bow-legged is unhelpful? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3536 I know they’re more cultured, but these British cowboys just ain’t as much fun as the regular kind. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3537 It's a sudden-death shootout. 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
3538 It's called getting my balls back. 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
3539 And to think, law and order in Cheyanne, Wyoming will be decided here. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
3540 Next week they'll play pickleball. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3541 These cowboys are so bowlegged from all their rodeos they've become their own croquet wickets. Kinda changes the game. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
3542 In his prime he was known as the Wicked Wicket, and had the fastest croquet mallet this side of the Pecos River, 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3543 They're the two best mallet slingers in the West, wicket fast. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3544 I can't wait to see the team finals tomorrow at the O.K. Corral 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
3545 They couldn't find any regular hoops. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3546 Davy Croquet is heading for a stinky wicket. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
3547 This is a bit of a sticky wicket. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3548 Now that's what I call gunfight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3549 This is how they fight it out when they’re too old to shoot straight. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3550 Nuttin’ like a little bocce to settle a brawl 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3551 I bet both of them croak.” 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3552 Pretty boring. Pickle Ball can’t arrive to soon! 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3553 The winner of this round then goes on to play pickle ball with the winner of the last round. Like a pentathlon of recreation. 1.1212 0.04372 99 91 4 4
3554 Worst polo match ever. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3555 I seen ‘em sterilize a feller one time. 1.1212 0.04372 99 91 4 4
3556 I really miss the Good Olde Days... 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
3557 How long 'til they start packing again? 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3558 Since the liberals took our guns, no one has to die. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3559 Yep. Croquet Match At The OK Corral is a bit too 2023, even for me. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3560 Is he planning to kick it? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3561 Ya shore got a wicked wicket partner! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3562 'Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?' 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3563 You'd be surprised the things you can solve with croquet. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3564 I have this idea to make this more exciting. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3565 I'd say they're evenly matched." 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3566 Don't tell me you've never noticed their legs are the perfect size and shape for croquet wickets? 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3567 This is the western conference finals 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3568 This ain’t like culture wars you read about in the New Yorker. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3569 Since they quit smoking, they're trying new things during break time. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3570 Shoot out at the O.K. Croquet. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3571 These guys really hate one another. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3572 Those prostate exams are murder. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3573 So,how do you like the Croquet Corral? 1.1209 0.04645 91 84 3 4
3574 I think I now understand when you said this is a true one horse town. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3575 ...and they say nothing good comes from AI. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3576 Ever since this replaced gun fights it fixed the declining population problem. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3577 I just got a crazy idea for what might make them city slickers play this game at their country clubs 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3578 Sad -he used to be the fastest mallet in the West 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3579 What did you expect from the showdown at the croquet corral? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3580 Sure, they start off with a big lead, but just wait for the balance beam. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3581 This polo ain't been the same since their horses died. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3582 The right game, but the wrong court! 1.1207 0.03497 116 104 10 2
3583 There are pros and cons to being disarmed.” 1.1207 0.03902 116 106 6 4
3584 I prefer watching a game of dodge ball. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3585 Gg 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3586 Great paté, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that hoedown tonight. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3587 Wells Fargo mix-up. Seems there is a Prescot England with one T. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3588 Yep, it's the newest thing here at the corral--bow-legged croquet. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3589 Yes it's plenty goofy, but the clean up is a hell of a lot easier than the old shootouts." 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3590 It ain't bowling, but bowlegged croquet ain't too bad. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3591 Look, the sheriff is after the croquet vote. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3592 Shootouts at high noon just haven't been the same since the government took away our guns. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3593 That hombre has a wicket way of standin'. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
3594 How did you think the King of the Wild Frontier got his nickname? 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3595 I told you this new-fangled gun control legislation would be the ruination of the West, Ernie. A "Showdown at the Croquet Corral"--seriously? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3596 Back in my day, we had to use our own balls. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
3597 Somehow Cowboy Croquet just ain't like the real thing. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
3598 Things haven’t been the same in these parts since those anti-gun nuts took control of Tombstone. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
3599 Maybe they should use some ponies 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3600 Partner let me jus’ tell ya somethin’ rodeos got nuthin’ on this 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
3601 It's the shootout at the crO.K. Corral. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3602 You're lucky, son. Not many get to witness a Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1200 0.04330 100 92 4 4
3603 Betcha $50 the guy in the black shirt gets taken out by a bad hop. Those croquet balls can be brutal. 1.1197 0.03468 117 105 10 2
3604 Last year I made a New Year’s Resolution to be more active and prioritize hanging with the boys, but right in this moment, I wish I’d never been born. 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
3605 This makes the game of horseshoes seem absolutely electrifying! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3606 This used to be Boot Hill. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3607 Gives new meaning to the word 'wicket' 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3608 These woke Westerns just don’t do it for me. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3609 This is the Croquet Corral. What did you hear? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3610 It's a "win / win". The only other option was to pick up the banjo. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3611 What else are you gonna do when they take away your guns? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3612 Beats the hell out of me. Some say it was invented by AI... whatever that is. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3613 This is fantastic,this guy is playing with the defaulted ball,and the other guy is just keeping him occupied while his buddies are looting his business. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3614 Looks like a sticky wicket, Wally. 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
3615 This western croquet stuff don't cut it for me. It's 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3616 What is this? Crochet at the Okay? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3617 Ol' Lefty's aim ain't been so good since that unfortunate groin injury. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3618 So I sez to him I sez, lady,your stance is too wide. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3619 The new sheriff is apparently a pacifist. 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
3620 I liked the old gun fights better! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3621 I swear, the rules change every time. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3622 Wyatt's stroke is a little wobbly, but his stance is wicket! 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3623 Since Dodge City was gentrified, shooting at 10 paces just isn’t what it used to be. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3624 I predict soft box office for the PC remake of "High Noon. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3625 I see pickleball in the future 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3626 And to think we used to use guns to settle differences. 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3627 I do like players who bring their own hoops! 1.1193 0.02979 109 98 10 1
3628 Do you think our grandkids will be talking about this showdown at the Croquet Corral? 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3629 It's a new game called Wacky Wickets. Joan Moore Portage, MI 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3630 While slightly less well-known, Wyatt Earp and Billy Clanton's first shootout was at the Croquet Coral. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3631 You're sayin' you never heard tell of the Wicket Pitch of the West? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3632 Thank God they didn't take up pickle ball 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3633 …and that’s why we’re the “Not So OK Corral”. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3634 For Riding Under the Influence the Sheriff took their ponies away. 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
3635 Them two are the wicketest hombres in the whole territory 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3636 I never enjoyed playing NutCracker. 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
3637 I think this Pickle Ball is off to a good start. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
3638 I know things are okay, when the boys are playing croquet. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3639 I’d be fine with adding horses to this, but why the white pants? 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
3640 Wait until the Saudis find out about this. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3641 The guy in the black shirt took up croquet after his horse died. 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
3642 I heard they changed the name from the “Ok Corral” to the “Croquet Corral” 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3643 Rollchambeau 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3644 Their own town wasn't big enough for both of them 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3645 The new history curriculum leaves out so much important history. Kids nowadays don’t even learn what bowlegs are. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3646 One of them's headed for a pine box, yay wide. 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
3647 I still admire the ole “wack-a-mole”style! 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
3648 Oh, sometimes I do miss the old version of rodeo. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
3649 Cowboy Mr. Monopoly watches croquet. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3650 You score one point if you hit either spur and ten points if you hit both with one shot. We play to 15 points or until somebody invents pickleball. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3651 The first one through the five hole wins. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3652 It's croquet but without hoops. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
3653 Les cowboys ont les jambes arquées. Ils n’ont pas besoin de guichets pour le croquet! 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3654 Now that's a wicked wicket! 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3655 They don't call 'im The Wicket-Maker f'r nothin'. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3656 This isn't the kind of high noon shootout I was expecting. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3657 Wait until they find out about the powder we used to create the ball 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3658 Definitely not Butch Cassidy.” 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3659 Looks like Walmart done run outta guns. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3660 At least it's not as loud as pickleball 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3661 They don't need to buy wickets." 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
3662 Shootout at the Croquet Coral? Clantons have always been a sticky wicket 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
3663 I guess no one could spare a horseshoe. 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
3664 Heard they callin’ this a “New England stand-off” 1.1182 0.04029 110 101 5 4
3665 New polo rules, I guess. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3666 And you said his name was Davy Croquet? 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3667 Since they outlawed guns, the population of offended cowboys has blossomed. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3668 To my mind, these shoot-outs have become too dang safe." 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
3669 He sure looks a lot like Davey Croquet!! 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
3670 These varmints may be woke, but this is quieter 'n' less tense 'n' nerverackin' than them pistolero shootouts. 1.1182 0.04029 110 101 5 4
3671 I remember when a wicket was something entirely different. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3672 Did the concierge say Croquet Corral or OK Corral? 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
3673 We could really benefit from something like a pitchers clock. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3674 Great way to develop their 'turn out' for the "Oklahoma" Ballet performance this summer! 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3675 Watch this. He’s poison. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3676 These O.K. Corral showdowns ain’t what they used to be. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3677 This wouldn't being happening if we'd a just adopted Gandhian croquet." 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3678 This round is easy. The winner plays someone who hasn’t been on a horse for three years. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
3679 Look at their legs! They think it’s a horsey event. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3680 It's called Buckner ball. Goal is to get it through the other guy's legs. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3681 Who needs wickets? 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3682 Supply chain issue. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3683 Whose balls were they? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
3684 You have to be bowl legged to play this game 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3685 I miss the gunfights. They served beer. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3686 They used to settle by playing horeshoes laying on their backs but that got censored. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
3687 Extra turn if he jangles a spur. Two free shots if he tags both spurs and the ball goes through the wicket. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
3688 Fastest mallet in the West, I tell ya. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3689 Matt Dillion is rolling over in his grave! 1.1176 0.03413 119 107 10 2
3690 Pretty boring, but on the plus side, you can play it anywhere. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3691 I think you’ve lost your balls Duke. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3692 TO MUCH HOOPLA, BUT NOT ENOUGH BANG FOR THE BUCK. 1.1176 0.02966 119 105 14 0
3693 This game never did make a lot of sense to me. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
3694 You oughta see these guys play tennis! 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3695 I hear the undertaker makes custom mallets now. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3696 He may not be the toughest hombre in town but nobody’s got better top skin. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3697 Sorry, it's just our weekly mallet fight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3698 Doc Holiday was right- since we changed it from O.K. to Croquet we’ve had nothing but trouble round here. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3699 How showdowns began. More boring not using guns, but kept health insurance costs down. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
3700 How do you like this new Taylor Sheridan Show? 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3701 The kid's good. Think he'll make it to the Majors? 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
3702 Croquet with a human wicket. 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3703 Well, at least going *Cruelty Free* did wonders for our sponsorship 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3704 I'd like to see them try Pickleball. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3705 The right to croquet is in our constitution, but I never thought it would come to this. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3706 Cornhole, pickleball, and now this! 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
3707 A wicket shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3708 Ever since they made a Netflix miniseries about it, the game’s been inundated with charlatans. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3709 Watch the balls Billy, watch the balls! 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
3710 This is the G-rated showdown 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3711 I told you it was the showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
3712 MTG calls it gwoke a mole. Whatda think she means? She mean? Yessir, She shur is. Guess that’s the point right there. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3713 Dang me, I thought the flyer said OK Corral... 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3714 Neither one of them looks so tough to me. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
3715 I reckon the pickleball match at the O.K. Corral is even better. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3716 And THAT is how the West was won. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
3717 Shame the game ain’t big enough for the four of us 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3718 Well, croquet is the baby version of polo. 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
3719 Took right to it, Bob. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
3720 We did a good job! We raised them for these cowardly days! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
3721 We’ve been here for 5 hours now I don’t think this polo 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
3722 Steve lost a spur at the last cro-down. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
3723 And there's hardly ever blood, 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
3724 We should tell them, hitting their balls like that causes “wickets” 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
3725 Mark my words, the world will never forget the showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
3726 Even though it last not the real guns it’s still just as loud. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3727 I'm telling you, this is going to be the biggest sport ever for years to come 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3728 It's a new type of elite, woke western. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3729 This was supposed to be an reenactment of Davy CROCKETT! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3730 Easy money. I always bet on the cowboy with the widest spurs. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
3731 Someday the Hamptons will view them as pioneers 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3732 I hear the Oakland A's are lookin' for a new city. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
3733 I have a feeling this is going to end badly for one of them. 1.1161 0.03751 112 102 7 3
3734 This town is simply NOT big enough. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
3735 Nope Not okay at this corral! 1.1161 0.03040 112 99 13 0
3736 They suffered fwom wickets as childwen. 1.1161 0.03751 112 102 7 3
3737 And that's why we named the town Sticky Wicket. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
3738 Fastest mallet in the West my eye 1.1161 0.03751 112 102 7 3
3739 The lawn darts were worse than the guns. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
3740 Talk about avoiding getting back on the horse! 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
3741 Their horses are in the shop. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3742 The fight at the Croquet Corral is less interesting. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3743 I've seen this game before. When they're done playing with the ball, they start to club each other. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3744 I was expecting something deep fried and French. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3745 Since the town banned six-guns dispute resolution is much more peaceful. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3746 I bet my horse could do this. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
3747 They’re from the old Westport. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3748 Bowlegs as wickets? Time to go to the Saloon! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3749 Hope they don't hit the ball too high! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3750 I guess this must be for General Audiences. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3751 I didn’t say “wicked” people… 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3752 Less dangerous than the gun duel... 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3753 Such a shame the annual Croquet Corral Competition attracts such little attention! 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3754 It's called bowl-legged bowling, 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3755 It's a good thing they ride fat horses. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3756 It’s still to-the-death, just with mallets. 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
3757 It’s poison ! 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3758 And I thought last week's pickleball game was a waste of time! 1.1158 0.04455 95 88 3 4
3759 Jack said Deadeye couldn’t hit a beached whale. Deadeye said, “Oh yeah?” and each one whipped out his mallet. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3760 We never played croquet till they got so bowlegged. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3761 Not my idea of a showdown. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3762 Pickleball just got too violent. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3763 Betcha a fistful of dollars the black shirt wins. 1.1157 0.03746 121 111 6 4
3764 Remember Henry “Big Blue” Johnson? Gave his life for the sport, of course, but never lost. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3765 This English dual just isn't cricket old boy. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3766 Research has shown that there have been more kills with mallets than bullets. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3767 Now I understand why they call this the croquet corral. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3768 In our day, we didn't widen our wickets with steroids. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3769 Naw, I think Rodequet is too wimpy. I like BallsKnocking. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3770 This showdown started at high noon, but without wickets it's gonna take awhile. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3771 I promised it would be ‘like’ a gunfight at the Okay Corral, not an actual gunfight. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3772 Spurs on the croquet pitch? What is this town coming to? 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3773 I don’t know what they’re playin’ at, but they’ve sure got balls. 1.1154 0.03938 104 95 6 3
3774 Feuds are less deadly at the Croquet Corral. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3775 The original Spaghetti Western. 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
3776 Wokeness is ruining this town. Sure it’s a bit barbaric, but there’s nothing more exciting than a good old fashioned gunfight. 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
3777 So no need for hoops if you have the right posture. 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
3778 The whole gang is doing Dry January. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3779 It gets more interesting when they switch over to horseshoes. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3780 Fastest mallet west of Abilene! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3781 It was more interesting before lawn darts were outlawed. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3782 Well, that right there’s reason enough to keep over feeding Fatty-boy here. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3783 He said: "I'm a-fixin' to cut rush ya, Sheriff. But I'm a-gonna cut rush ya SLOW..." 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3784 Well, Bart pulled a real Spooner Error and Jesse done a classic Skinley. Reckon I'd call it a draw." 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
3785 We'll call it "Funfight at the Croquet Corral" 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3786 This town ain’t been the same since they passed them gun control laws. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3787 Seems like those Hollywood folks ain't the only ones tryin' to carry on without the stars. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3788 this game js boring, when are we getting a pickle ball court installed? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3789 I can't play this game anymore after my horse died. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3790 These games used to be more fun to watch before Lefty figured out how to make spurs from croquet hoops. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
3791 In the town over the hill they fry them and call them “Rocky Mountain Oysters”. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3792 ‘I thought we wanquished wickets.’ 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3793 I still think frying 'em up like oysters is the way to go 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
3794 I’m just an old cowpoke, but should they try it on horseback? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3795 It was more fun when they just wore chaps 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3796 They said they're on horses all day at work. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
3797 Out in these parts, we’re still waiting on that Second Amendment. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3798 Those new HOA rules must have gone into effect. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3799 Yup, another shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3800 Their leg formation is a product of years of horseback riding. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3801 At least no one actually dies from a showdown now. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3802 Ain't been the same since the Earp brothers left town 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3803 We tried polo, but it turns out cowpokes make perfect wickets. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
3804 I wouldn't say there's less bloodshed this way. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3805 Playing this kind of croquet takes balls! 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3806 Underdog? Hoss. Rides a Clydesdale. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3807 It's not 'The Bunfight at the OK Corral" 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3808 With legs like that they don’t need wickets. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
3809 I love watching men smack their balls with mallets. Is that wrong? 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3810 I reckon it’s about time to open the door and let the cattle take the field. 1.1140 0.03688 114 104 7 3
3811 Neither one of them has a leg up in this game, 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3812 Brit Box got the rights for a six part series. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3813 I bet we could come up with something at the smithy's so they wouldn't have to squat like that... 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3814 The French came west and now our Sunday gunfight is disturbing at best. -JR 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3815 It made more sense than playing tennis after a long ride. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3816 Ever been to one of these here showdowns at The Croquet Corral 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3817 Dusty and Ranger get to play too? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3818 Good thang we ride them horses so good - we don't need none of them iron thingies! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3819 We have a labor shortage so we went nonlethal. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3820 What a lot of bull. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3821 ,"They like it fine this way- it's a break from riding." 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3822 I shut the horse's mouth because he kept whinnying about his team not being included in this game which he says is a horrible rendition of polo... whatever that is. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3823 the baddest in the west” 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3824 It's still sudden death... 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
3825 At first we tried it with pegs, but it was too dang dangerous! 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
3826 They're dueling over if it should be called bocce or petanque 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
3827 it's pronounced "crow-kay" 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
3828 These showdowns ain't as exciting as in the old days, but at least they're quieter.. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
3829 I get the title, 'Shootout at the Croquet Corral,' but I don't think it's worth the pun. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
3830 It's a lot safer than using live ammunition. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
3831 I thought they would fight with the mallets or throw the balls at each other or SOMETHING, BUT NO! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
3832 The boys think lt will be an Olympic sport some day. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
3833 You get hit by one of those croquet balls, your ankle will be killing you. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
3834 It’s harder when the wickets move. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
3835 Rebranding it "The Croquet Corral" has really drained the drama from these shoot-outs... 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
3836 if cowboys were nice 1.1134 0.04366 97 90 3 4
3837 croquet at the okay 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3838 Don’t ya dang yell DRAW ag’in if it’s a tie Buck.” 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3839 Dagnabbit! Cheatin’ Clem moved his leg in again!” 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3840 I don't think the croquet ball moved. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3841 Bow-legged Bill's got quite the spread today! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3842 It was either that or horsemen. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3843 Thar's a round of Pimm's riding on this here shot." 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3844 Instead of “meet me at sunset” this feller says “meet me for some Croquet” 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3845 Been a lot more peaceful in Tombstone since the city council switched from six-shooters to mallets and renamed it the Croquet Corral. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3846 "This is the Dare-Devil round...." 1.1130 0.03657 115 105 7 3
3847 Them boys don't give two hoops about their culture. 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
3848 This way is sorta different. Ain’t no advantage to shooting first. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
3849 The Hoop is already shaking. I call foul 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
3850 They hang the loser on a tree swing and boy do they push him high. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
3851 74% Yeeeee, 26% Haaaww. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
3852 I'm guessin' they couldn't find the wickets. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
3853 i reckoned croquets were something you et 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
3854 A croquet showdown? I thought you said a crochet showdown. Welp, either way I’m thrilled. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
3855 I don’t think that’s what the Sheriff meant when he said he gets a Free Shot 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
3856 Much less to clean up than when they duel. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
3857 They couldn't find any croquet wickets online 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
3858 What’s hard is hitting the ball a second time without moving your feet. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
3859 It all started when Wyatt's new wife tried to make bread rolls, but one chipped Virgil's tooth. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
3860 Why else would cowboys be bowlegged? 1.1122 0.04072 98 90 5 3
3861 The object is who can hit the most balls between the balls. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
3862 And here I thought "biggest mallet in the west" was a metaphor. 1.1122 0.04072 98 90 5 3
3863 This is a real dude ranch! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
3864 So when was the last time you wore pants to one of these? 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
3865 And that’s the story about how he got his nickname 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
3866 Someday, the O' Croquet Coral will be famous for this. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3867 Bread and circuses were better.” 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
3868 Ask me, boring shootouts at the Croquet Corral. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3869 Hard to tell whose ball it is. 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
3870 Mr. Cooper, If this goes through it'll be a tie. And you know how they'll have to settle that. 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
3871 Sheesh... First pickleball. Now this." 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3872 I thought saying ‘It’d be like playing croquet on a cattle ranch’ would be a deterrent rather than a suggestion! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
3873 Yup. It was bought at Goodwill. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
3874 Summer shoot-out 1.1121 0.02942 116 103 13 0
3875 Where’s the stake in this game? 1.1111 0.04033 99 91 5 3
3876 In my day, we required wickets for serious decision making. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
3877 Ne'er seen Buck's wicket so wobbly. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
3878 There are no more sticky wickets, but chapstick can be a problem. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
3879 Cowboys develop really incredible butts and crotches playing croquet. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
3880 I told ya: they’re bow legged cuz of this dang sport; it has nuthin’ to do with ridin’ horses. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
3881 Ain't no joke here. That man killed that other man's brother... Now tell me that's not a sticky wicket! 1.1111 0.04592 90 84 2 4
3882 And ever since the fateful day we couldn't find the wickets, we've played competitve croquet every sunday. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
3883 Next week it’s pickle ball! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
3884 Well...you know something Jed, they were never any good at horseback riding. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
3885 This is what happens when you lose a war of independence. 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
3886 I enjoy it more than the O.K. Corral 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
3887 Neither of these boys would stand a chance against ol' Jake, the narrowest stance in the west. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
3888 Shucks, it ain't no sport when these horse-ridin’ cow punchers square off. Fer some reason it's the bicycle cowboys who rule this game. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
3889 It’s a new game called “Balls On Base” 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
3890 Someone stole the rest of the croquet set !! 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
3891 Those guys play a wicket game. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
3892 There's such a thing as OVER-correcting the old ways. 1.1111 0.03160 117 105 11 1
3893 Call it what you want. Uncomfortable or a game changer. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
3894 Is below the belt a foul? 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
3895 Roll out at the Ok Carral, less bloody but boring." 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
3896 Loser has to get out of town. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
3897 Stick around, pardner... tonight is Shuffleboard Showdown! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
3898 Olympic tryouts start next week. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
3899 They call it “running a wicket” if it goes through. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
3900 They’re gentrifying everything around here. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
3901 « They believe I’m rich uncle from this board game. » 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
3902 Tom there said something about commonsense gun safety. 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
3903 That's not how we used to look for oil in my days 1.1101 0.03764 109 100 6 3
3904 Is this what they meant by Country Club? 1.1101 0.03764 109 100 6 3
3905 I don't care how ya pronounce it, this Davy Croquet is no king of the wild frontier. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3906 This is taking "stand-off-ish" to a whole new level! 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3907 Did you notice who dropped the ball on that one? 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3908 Ain't gonna replace Colt .45s! 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
3909 The OK Corral aint big enough fer their croquet game. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
3910 You're right Jeb. I've seen faster too, but you have to agree that is a resounding crack." 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3911 This sure as heck ain't the OK Corral of the old days. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
3912 This is the Okey Dokey corral. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3913 These two always bustin’ my balls 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3914 These shoot outs just ain't what they used to be. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3915 Musta been one tough ol' bull. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3916 It's Bob and Jeff's version of Polo and they just pretend their on horseback. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
3917 Wearin' extra big spurs is askin' fer trouble. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
3918 Your guy is all hat and no cattle. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3919 YOU THINK THEY COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION TO THE GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION? 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
3920 These duels are not as excitin' as the old days, but they are a lot quieter. 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
3921 Those new knee replacements have sure changed the stakes! 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3922 Difficult. The wickets are moveable. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3923 It’s a wicket shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
3924 This is nonsense. See you later 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3925 They are definitely going to be in a pickle with that ball hit somebody’s foot. Yep they might as well just call it pickle ball. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3926 These here ‘woke’ shoot outs at high noon just ain’t the same. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3927 And please, try to keep the ball on the ground this time. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
3928 This isn't what I expected when they said they were going to strike at high noon. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3929 I liked it better when they used guns." 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3930 Used to be a highly anticipatory ten paces . . . then a clearly game ending, Wack! 1.1099 0.04543 91 85 2 4
3931 Center stance, Irish grip, hardly any stalking at all…Tarnation, where’d these fools learn croquet? 1.1099 0.04543 91 85 2 4
3932 I hear tell the pickleball court was booked for noon. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
3933 Wackiest Wicket in the West. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
3934 Yep, croquet fight at OK Corral. Unfortunately held during Monday morning rush hour. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
3935 After a few days ride, they dispense with the wickets. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3936 After a sarsaparilla,these things happen in the Mild,Mild West. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3937 After pickleball, I guess anything goes 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
3938 Showdowns at dawn take so long since Health & Safety got involved. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
3939 This was more fun when someone died. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3940 We’ll, at least this is less bloody than last weeks shoot out 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3941 How’s about moseyin’ on to the OK corral? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
3942 They're pretending to play polo... 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
3943 Hit the ball Jack! 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
3944 I heard there's gonna be a gunfight at the Croquet Corral! 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
3945 He's leader of the lawn party gang, a wicket man he is. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
3946 Kids these days, what a bunch of wimps. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
3947 Things get real interesting once someone makes their sixth point. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
3948 Well, Wyatt, things are pretty quiet at the Croquet Corral. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
3949 Ground's too dry for wickets. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
3950 When you have to play croquet, play croquet. Don't talk. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
3951 I hear tell there's a version over in Europe where the wickets don't move. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
3952 This is why they are not allowed to do gunfights. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
3953 Sure is less noisy but Oh! For the good old days, right Hank? 1.1091 0.03500 110 100 8 2
3954 It's Western Minimalist Croquet Rules. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
3955 Things sure have been a lot calmer around here since they discovered they were naturals for croquet. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
3956 They're extras wasting time until the filming begins @ the corral behind 'em 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
3957 Ah'll tell you whut. Mah money's on the guy with the smallah stance. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
3958 If you think that continuous stroke is exciting, wait 'til they peg out! 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
3959 I'm telling ya' their trip to India changed them. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
3960 - I long for the good ol’ days. 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
3961 The horseshoe wickets are arriving soon. Cowboy Croquet. 1.1087 0.04221 92 85 4 3
3962 Ain't had so much excitement in Rio Grande since that Cassidy boy robbed the train. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3963 Since the players are bow legged, we save on the hoops. 1.1087 0.02658 92 83 9 0
3964 ...we lost the hoops. 1.1087 0.04221 92 85 4 3
3965 Next thing you know, they'll be playing with pickles. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3966 This was originally a gunfight scene, but the cost of liability insurance these days scrapped that plan. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3967 They played checkers 'stead o' arm wrastlin' earlier. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
3968 What kind of infernal duel is this? I came here to see somebody croak, Kay! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3969 Aren't they saying that masculinity in crisis won't happen for another hundred years or more? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3970 The wickets are supposed to be delivered on the next stagecoach." 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
3971 Used to be cowboys weren't all like retirees from Southern Florida... 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3972 The winner gets a free lunch at the O.K. Corral Café this Wednesday, October 26, 1881 at about 3pm. Should be a nice quiet afternoon. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3973 I'd challenge you if you had the balls for it. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3974 ...ever since that Barbie movie, men don't know what to do with themselves ... 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3975 Well, shootout at the Croquet Corral sounded exciting. 1.1087 0.04221 92 85 4 3
3976 And have you heard? Now Sam’s Saloon is only serving lemonade. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
3977 They could only afford the opening act. 1.1087 0.04495 92 86 2 4
3978 That's what happened when those darn Easterners showed up at the ranch. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
3979 I just had an idea for the coat hanger factory of yours. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
3980 Is this the shoot-out at the Croquet Corral?" Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
3981 He's just playin' with him! 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
3982 Now this is the real WILD west. Croquet without any wickets! 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
3983 Those Acme croquet balls are a blast. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
3984 They must've jumped through hoops to get here. 1.1078 0.03918 102 94 5 3
3985 They've gone bonk. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
3986 Oops I crapped my pants, me too, me too... 1.1078 0.04158 102 95 3 4
3987 This big show down is a bigger let down. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
3988 It's the newest Olympic sport! 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
3989 olde timers are fun lovin'- especially the ones wearing cow boy boots!! 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
3990 We need some wickets...... what's a wicket 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
3991 Too bad those are the only balls they’ve got.” 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
3992 The brochure said this was supposed to be a gunfight, not a funfight. 1.1078 0.03918 102 94 5 3
3993 In case you missed it croquet tops pickle ball here at the OK 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
3994 But someday the sheriff will meet an outlaw who's never heard of croquette. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
3995 You think they're lousy at croquet? Wait'll you see 'em play pickle ball. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
3996 a bouncing ball could be wicket 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
3997 My horse will play the winner ... 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
3998 You should see when they play pickleball 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
3999 The animal rights activists have gotten to them. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4000 .. and the Winner is..? 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4001 Can you believe we got a fabulous price on their outfits at T.J. Maxx? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4002 ...you move that leg in one more time and I'll kick you into next Sunday! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4003 With those legs, who needs wickets 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4004 "Them two been acting mighty uppity lately. What's next, herb tea?" 1.1075 0.03043 93 85 7 1
4005 What the Sam Hill is this new-fangled game all about? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4006 It's called "Silverball" after some guy's horse. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4007 This is the showdown at the Not O.K. Corral 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4008 I bet my son can hit your son's balls harder. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4009 You know, if we could make a target as bow-legged as Jake and Fritz, we might be able to sell this game to all those city folk that are settling here lately. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4010 To hell with the NRA - even the cattle love it. 1.1071 0.03440 112 102 8 2
4011 They waited too long to downsize their horses. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4012 Nope. No guns here. This is the Croquet Corral. 1.1071 0.03667 112 103 6 3
4013 I reckon a gunfight’ll break out here too at the O.K. Croquet, the way these boys been playin’. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4014 Sure helps when the other guy's been riding big horses. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4015 Seems like they's always fight'n here at the Croquet Corral. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4016 Back in my day, we used to settled our disputes with pickleball. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4017 That guy did not throw away his swing! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4018 Looks safer than Pickball. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4019 They can't play polo well without their horses 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4020 My wicket is sticky again 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4021 I think the Wicket brothers may be on to something here. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4022 I never thought I'd see High Noon ruined by two pacifist gangs... 1.1068 0.03881 103 95 5 3
4023 They say the loser buys a half roll 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4024 That thar is what they call a Wimbledon high noon shoot out. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
4025 Croquety old men? 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
4026 This’ll be remembered as The Shoot-out at the CRO-K Corral. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4027 Direct messaged the dude to a fight at the Croquet Corral. Voice to text error I reckon. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4028 It's called saddle-sore polo. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4029 Marty ain’t much of a prospector but round these parts they call him the Montana Mallet. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4030 Pickleball just wasn't for them. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4031 They haven't practiced wearing spurs. Not like back in our day. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4032 Them bull-riders make the best wickets. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4033 And they say football is getting soft 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4034 This is just the opening act. Wait til you see the Longhorns. 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
4035 Open the gates! 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
4036 Rickets is a terrible scourge… 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
4037 Deuls sure aren't what they used to be. 1.1059 0.04436 85 79 3 3
4038 I have to admit, it's much less messy than the old gunfights. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4039 Geeze, those Dutton boys have wicket legs! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4040 'Ricky never fully recovered from the horseshoe to the privates." 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4041 This match could end in a "Draw"! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4042 PAC 4 sure is exciting. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4043 It's popular in England, but we perfected it. 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
4044 See how much more civilized this is! 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4045 We had to change a few things to comply with our sustainability initiatives. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
4046 I’m really looking forward to croquet mallets (taylor’s version). 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
4047 It’s gotten more fast paced.They used to use baked beans. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4048 You have to be bowlegged to play 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4049 This ain't pickle ball. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4050 Who cares who wins!? Frankly, I liked gunfights better. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4051 They are quite, simply losing their balls. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4052 The Man with No Name spent some time abroad, calls it croquet 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4053 It's about who has the fattest horse. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4054 And I thought pickleball was the next Frontier 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4055 Willy asked for a cup for his next birthday. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4056 ‘Is this the crO K Corral” ? 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4057 Herding the cattle everyday turns their legs into the perfect wickets! 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4058 It was more fun when they were seated and nekkid. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4059 The first one to let the chuck through his legs, has to leave town. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4060 Yeah, bull riding had become so passe'. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4061 Sure hope the sheriff and his posse get back soon with that gol-darn wicket rustler. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4062 Ever notice how low the scoring is when city slickers play? 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4063 If it wasn’t for all that woke talk they’d still be using pistols 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4064 Thank you, Old Horse, for your significant contribution to the game. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4065 I’m tellin’ you, they’re both going to croak. Kay? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4066 When bullets are manufactured in Russia” 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4067 I heard A24 already got the rights for that 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
4068 The one that gets a nutmeg will kill himself. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4069 These dudes never horse around." 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4070 Should I start tipping my barber? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4071 In my day, we enjoyed high noon pickleball matches. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4072 So much better for the environment than all that messy ginsmoke. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4073 Just you wait, at high noon the wickets come out. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4074 Jockeys are having a rough time 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4075 They said showdown "high at noon", not "at high noon". 1.1048 0.04043 105 98 3 4
4076 I used to go to gunfights, but a guy with a camera kept following a cowboy around! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4077 If you ask me, ol' Buffalo Bill made too many concessions gettin' this Wild West tour o' his on the French circuit. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4078 It’s the latest form of dueling, named after Davy Crocket. 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
4079 It may just be me, but the wild west doesn't seem so wild, now that the gunslingers have switched to croquet. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4080 In my day we used bigger mallets. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4081 So yesterday was barrels. Now the hammers. Tomorrow- magazines... Not everything has to be deconstructed, Darryl! 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
4082 We really need to invest in some wickets." 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4083 Bullets are only a fleeting thrill, mallets mean extended joy. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4084 That's why the Brits call it Crockett. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4085 Certainly adds a new dimension to dueling at high noon. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4086 Vision insurance went up the hill! Better get drop the horses off to see our balls. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4087 I guessin' the balls are gonna lose." 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4088 I CANNOT BELIEVE A GAME HITTING SMALL BALLS WITH MALLETS WILL CATCH ON 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4089 Let's pick them up and move 'em forward three paces. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4090 kinda sad, ain’t it? back in our day … we used these little bombs to rob trains or blow up bank safes 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4091 What happened to the guns? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4092 I hope they find the rest of the set. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4093 They're both retired mail carriers. 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
4094 That’s gotta hurt; wanna split the cost of regulation hoops? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4095 Never a dull moment at the Croquet Corral. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4096 And after our stay here at Croquet Corral, we’re headed on up to the Crochet Corral. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4097 this is what you call a wicket showdown 1.1038 0.03775 106 98 5 3
4098 Mermaids? They ain't allowed. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4099 The James Gang robbed the stage carryin' their croquet set. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
4100 They can't afford polo ponies. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4101 My money is on the left, right guy is Mr. King Slow Mallet? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4102 It's no where as exciting as the shoot out at the OK corral . 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
4103 After they abolished the 2nd Amendment things just got better. 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4104 Ever since the writers' strike, they've had to improvise their own wickets. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4105 The goal is to smack the other guy’s balls outta the court. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4106 Nobody could beat Jessie before he got that wooden leg 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4107 I'm sick of these Millennials and their work-life balance. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4108 According to the playbill the name of this play is, "Croquet at the Gunfight Corral, starring Wyatt Earp and the Cowboy." 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4109 Jake's taking his eye off the ball" 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4110 Ever since that scatter-shot turned in his six-shooter for a six wicket, this town has known peace. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4111 Hope he hits it, that's the last two cowboys; it'll be awhile for we get any entertainment round this part...". Tracy Brown, Novato, C 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4112 Yes, I suppose that will work too, but I can't imagine it will ever catch on here in Dodge City. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4113 Bart chose horseshoes, but the blacksmith couldn't have them ready by high noon. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4114 I got next. 1.1034 0.03093 116 105 10 1
4115 At least this will last longer than the Earps-Clantons affair 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4116 They're from the Croquet Corral. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4117 Their horses have been on stall rest. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4118 Hey Jen, looks like they’re playing “Wack a ball”! 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4119 No hoops? No problem! 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4120 If they hit to the same spot, they draw 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4121 It was a lot more tolerable when we used guns. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4122 They're supposed to be playing bocce, but, they don't know what the hell they are doing? 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4123 Tell the boys! There's a shoot out at the croquet corral! 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4124 Their stance is a leftover from the time they used beachballs. 1.1031 0.03732 97 89 6 2
4125 Love, look how those balls roll 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4126 Sure duelling is safer now, but it's just not as exciting as it used to be. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4127 Back in my day, ‘strike at dawn’ meant an entirely different thing 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4128 Is it just me or were these ‘shootouts’ more exciting with actual six-shooters? 1.1031 0.04269 97 91 2 4
4129 In croquet, the secret is to hold yours legs in the shape of the wickets. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
4130 Did you know that it's possible to break a horse's nose? I can tell you how I done it, but it ain't pretty, and you use a lot of whale oil. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
4131 This way no one gets hurt" 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4132 You can see... it's called "Puckle" Ball. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4133 Our bowlegged retirees have found new life as wickets. 1.1026 0.03299 117 107 8 2
4134 This is as exciting as a ...........! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4135 It's a little bit like curling. I don't really understand the rules, but it's fun to watch. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4136 This is the dumbest caption ever 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4137 This is the one time that all those years spent riding horses comes in handy. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4138 I thought you said we were going to the O.K. Corral. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4139 Who stole the damn hoops? 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4140 I reckon Billy's lost his edge. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4141 They decided to settle their pickleball dispute with a good ol' fashioned croquet duel. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4142 The polo match has gone to penalty kicks. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4143 Who volunteered next? Davy Croquet? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4144 ...and that's why they call it Crotch It 1.1020 0.03970 98 91 4 3
4145 It this is a duel at least the one who loses will be able to duel again. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4146 The ricochets are a lot less dangerous. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4147 It's all part of our Disgruntled Widows Celebration of Life Program in which widows can donate their husbands' bodies to be used as eternal croquet hoops. 1.1020 0.03970 98 91 4 3
4148 Sam's got a bigger wicket. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4149 I love it when it's fun night at the OK Corral. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
4150 I guess this means we should change the name from the Okay Corral to the Croquet Corral 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4151 They would have never survived at the Croquet Corral 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4152 Wickets? I thought you said "rickets". 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
4153 I think we should hire a PR firm. "Croquet at the OK Corral " doesn't cut it. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4154 Remember playing with horseshoes?" 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4155 Remember when you hit my balls with a mallet? 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4156 The horseshoes they usually use are all at the blacksmith's. 1.1019 0.03466 108 99 7 2
4157 I Reckon they’ll call this the shoot out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
4158 Go figure. Damn kids getting paid to rustle cattle, yet they be a whacking those silly moles since sun-up. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
4159 Who knew Wyatt Earp suffered from the yips? 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
4160 Yep, he's hiding 2 balls in his back pockets. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
4161 I miss all the blood with darts. 1.1016 0.03106 128 117 9 2
4162 In ice hockey it's called shooting for the 5 hole 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4163 For disputes, we’ve replaced the six-shooter with two-wicket.” 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4164 What a wicket game to play, Chris... 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4165 Ain't no meaner shot than Croquet Bart 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4166 Apparently keeps the legs ‘horse ready’ 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4167 That's Buck Tice, the fastest six-wicket in the West!" 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4168 The Croquet Corral is OK I guess. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4169 This is going to be wild! 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4170 Not as easy as it looks when you're bowlegged. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4171 If you think this is rough, just wait until you see a pickle ball showdown 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4172 Ah, heck. It’s a lot harder when ballerinas play it. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4173 I thought it was O.K. Corral, not Croquet Corral. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4174 Y’know, it’s said they learned how to settle their disputes from Ol’ Davy Crockett. Wonder what they’ll call it? 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4175 I think this is ableist mockery of a real affliction. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4176 In this case it’s … uh… best of 2 out of 3. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4177 When did ya'll change the dress code? 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4178 Don't need all that dang equipment when yer bowlegged. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4179 I hate to be a cliché, but the old days were better. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4180 They might be onto something: CROQUET WITH MOVING WICKERS IN BOOTS. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4181 I'm gonna put a silver dollar on El Vaquero in any international sudden death open britches shoot out for Miss Kitty. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4182 Well, this ain't what it used to be. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4183 It was a spur of the moment idea that made them bowl-legged. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4184 Last of the 'tween~yo~legs Croquette CHAMPIONSHIPS", The Looser's round. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4185 Smitty used them wickets to shoe the stallion. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4186 I miss the old days when everybody dueled. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4187 I’d say it’s a bit of a dribble shot 1.1009 0.03674 109 101 5 3
4188 Back in the day, we used to call it a gun fight. 1.1008 0.03245 119 109 8 2
4189 It's gonna be a hit -- we call it 'pickle croquet.' 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4190 Worst darn shootout I ever did see! 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4191 Over the years we’ve discovered that the best sheriff is the man with the best croquet stroke. 1.1000 0.03405 110 101 7 2
4192 This could end in chagrin for one of them. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4193 It's game time at the Croquet Corral. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4194 When us cowboys die we go crooked to heaven 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4195 Remember when someone said - let's let the horses vote - it'll be funny! 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
4196 Of course we use real cowboys - saves on wickets. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4197 The ball explodes five seconds after it is tapped. 1.1000 0.03892 100 93 4 3
4198 The Evolution of On'ry Cuss 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4199 When cowboys play croquet, they don't need wickets 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
4200 They're New York cowboys.... 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4201 This is what we like to call an English shootout 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4202 Well, I feel a whole lot safer since they did away with the 2nd amendment, but I sure do wish they found a way to hurry these standoffs along. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4203 Whoever has two balls between the legs at the end of the game wins. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4204 Croqnuts more's like it. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4205 Now that’s commitment 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4206 Life for a bowlegged cowboy ain't been the same since we turned the place into a dude ranch 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4207 You're right. The Wild West has calmed down a bit. What's next, pickleball? 1.1000 0.03892 100 93 4 3
4208 I wish they'd hurry up and invent pickle ball. 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
4209 Last night I had a dream about photografy... Are these guys real? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4210 Eyup.. them boys will never shoot each other in the head 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
4211 I’d call the new shootout law the undertaker unemployment act. 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
4212 Is this the hammer and sickle that everyone's worried about? 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4213 Is this worth both of us losing our pride? 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
4214 I still think a putt-putt course would have been more entertaining 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
4215 Ten bucks says the guy on the left Croques it first 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4216 This is what common sense gun safety means? 1.0991 0.03610 111 103 5 3
4217 When you’re bowlegged for life, you have to make do. 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
4218 Shootouts sure aint what they used to be 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
4219 You got to go through bow legs to score! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4220 It's a real trend.....two wicket croquet. 1.0990 0.03148 101 94 5 2
4221 I don't think either of them has enough balls. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
4222 Yep, bet them early pony rides ain’t so good now. 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
4223 It’s like Pickle Ball. This is Matzoh Ball. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4224 It is a bit of a sticky wicket. Not like the old days. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4225 Next it will be pickle ball 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4226 I miss the old days when duels didn’t take this long. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4227 This is just the opening act, the real gunslingers come next 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4228 If this doesn’t settle it, they go to horse shoes! 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4229 There's a rule against a ball hitting a ball. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4230 That's the legendary Billy the Wicket. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4231 In these parts he's known as the Crockett of croquet. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4232 Next week they're trying billiards. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4233 I could see this becoming a huge sport in the future with horses. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4234 :"Last week these two were finalists in the Brahma bull riding contest." 1.0989 0.04151 91 85 3 3
4235 The shoot-outs ain't what they used to be. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4236 I get winner. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4237 That is a sticky wicket. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4238 My money's on Wild Bill Fenwicke Clennel. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4239 It was more fun before all the new rule changes. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4240 Tombstone was much more exciting when they settled this stuff with a six-shooter vs. six-wicket! 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4241 I'm looking forward to the pickleball showdown coming up next. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4242 Showdown at the Old Cowpokes Home. 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
4243 We stopped using those wire hoops during the 2nd World War during that metal drive. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4244 I see the ball but where's the pickle 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
4245 Unless that ball bounces too high once, this could go on forever! 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4246 This children's theatre adaptation is still called 'Gunfight At The OK Corral' but it's not quite the same since the producers' Anti-Violence Policy banned the use of guns as props. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4247 It'd be cool if they played this on ponies. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4248 I told you this was more entertaining than one of them ending up in a pool of blood after three seconds. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4249 HE SAID Do you feel lucky punk. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4250 They used to call this place the "OK" corral 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4251 Not nearly as much fun as an old-fashioned shootout. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4252 Ya cain't play. lessen you bowlegged. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4253 They bought it “as is” 1.0978 0.04107 92 86 3 3
4254 Ground rules are specific to the playing area. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4255 When they switch to naked mode, it's high moon. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4256 The other “wickets” were eliminated in the showdown. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4257 What black shirt doesn't know is that he's ambidextrous... 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4258 What're they doin, boss?" "Canadian showdown. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4259 When will they figure it out?" 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4260 New doc in town reckons this here helps bowed legs, as well as eye hand coordination. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4261 It's a dueling croquet match in the Old West. We see it all the time and it's betting boring 1.0973 0.03070 113 103 9 1
4262 Heard they're thinkin' about a TV show starring Chuck Conners. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4263 time to hit a ball and look cool 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4264 Not exactly the OK Corral 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4265 I think they call their game Cowboy Croquet but how does one win the game. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4266 I'm in the grass import business. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4267 I hear THAT one has a sticky wicket! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
4268 It's a good thing this town is big enough for two players. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4269 All cowboys were just meant to play this game. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4270 You tell them they need wickets. I just managed to get them to stop shooting at the ball. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4271 There’s gold in them thar… 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4272 I never had the balls for this game. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4273 Things might get resolved differently these days, but the old corral is still OK in my book. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4274 This is bonkers. 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4275 At least with this shootout we won’t have to get the undertaker. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4276 Got any idea where this outlawing of guns fits into the nation's historical traditions? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4277 Will you strap MY mouth too before I say judgy and perhaps homophobic? 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4278 You know, I’m feeling a bit croquettish myself. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4279 PETA's present protective penchant, particularly pertaining to polo ponies, perturbs play... if you'll pardon my alliteration. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4280 Years from now people will still be talking about this showdown between Wyatt Earp and one of the Clanton brothers. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4281 same stuff- do you miss the Yankees and the Dodgers? 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4282 Things sure are different at the OK Heavenly Home and Corral nursing home. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4283 When they both proposed, Mary’s the one who said, “Let’s have ourselves a balls-out duel then!” 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4284 I thought we were gonna watch someone croak at high noon 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4285 There's only room for one croquet champion in this town! 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
4286 We are trying to rebrand our Small Town. 1.0965 0.02778 114 103 11 0
4287 Now, those guys really have balls! 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4288 Good line and power, but will it bounce high enough at the right point?" 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4289 They’re called wicket legs nowadays. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4290 Cowboys can sure multi-task. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4291 He’s got a sticky wicket I’d rather avoid.” 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4292 Y’know what? Dumbbells will be a hit one day. I'm tell’n you. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4293 Looks like the boys have found something new to do with prairie oysters. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4294 Heck, I could win with hoops that wide, partner! 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4295 Yes, croquet is an odd game for cowpokes, but you wouldn't want to watch them play soccer. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4296 Ya think the game’s dumb! Ain’t nothin’ compared to me minding Tex’s llama. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4297 These politically correct duels don't really hit the spot anymore! 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4298 What’s this generation coming to? Back in our day cowboys hit banks not balls. 1.0957 0.04022 94 88 3 3
4299 It was better when they used guns!! 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4300 Wire wickets wern't invented yet. 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
4301 We'll see who's the first one to croak, eh? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4302 Prior to popular belief, we’re not always quick to the draw. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4303 Remember the old days, how we played with stones that we shaved round with our own hands? 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4304 Looks like Taylor Sheridan has finally run out of ideas 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4305 The winner gets the OK Corral 1.0957 0.03019 115 105 9 1
4306 I liked it better when it was a pickleball court. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4307 It all started when Wyatt misplaced the croquet hoops. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
4308 The winner gets to shoot a beer bottle with his revolver. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4309 Should we let the bulls in and trun this into Pickle Ball? 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
4310 In my day,we played lying down. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
4311 I can't wait 'til they invent pickleball. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4312 It was OK, not croquet, until they axed the 2nd amendment! 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
4313 Personally, I prefer CornHole fer settlin' differences. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4314 You know, they laughed at me when I said we'd call this, "Wild, Wild Wickets." 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4315 Dueling is gone for good, don't be such a sticky wicket 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4316 They may walk funny, but they're damn good at croquet. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4317 They call the game Sticky Wicket, and Bowlegged Bob's the best there ever was. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4318 These new gun updates are getting weird. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4319 It's basically the Pickleball of Croquet. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4320 Sure speeds the game up now that the fellas create their own hoops. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4321 JUST DO-SI-DO TO WIN 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4322 I hate to be a sticky wicket...but I liked it better the old way 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4323 Should-a checked them spurs. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4324 I knew he had them the way he asked to duel them both, but not THIS big! 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4325 A sudden death shootout is the only way I know who wins. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4326 This is how scores are settled in these gentler times. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
4327 Watch that hoss whip that Aunt Emma with a wicked Bray Slice! 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4328 Jeez Harold, I thought this was supposed to be a shoot-out! since when do cowboys play croquet?! 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
4329 This reminds me of the showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
4330 Remember? In the old days spurs weren’t allowed. 1.0943 0.03425 106 98 6 2
4331 It’s a gunfight at croquet corral. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4332 The revisionist history propagated in the schools has really dumbed everything down. Can't have guns, or we might offend. Pitiful! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4333 Remember the good old days before the croquet wicket shortage 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4334 The steely eyed drifter is the one with the crooked legs. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4335 i remember when we used to use guns 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4336 Last month they settled an argument by seeing who could burp the most times in a row." 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4337 How many balls between their legs does it take to win? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4338 Mallets? Wicket weapon choice. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4339 Croquet at the OK Corral?...catchy... 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4340 What’s impressive is he is playing with tuberculosis. 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4341 I'm not sure how you score this but it still entertaining 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4342 I tell you Slim, by nightfall, one of them boys will be pushing up wickets. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4343 That thar 'nado blew thar gates away. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4344 Looks like Rattlesnake Rob has gotten himself into a sticky wicket. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4345 They're unclear on the concept. 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4346 It's their way of celebrating the "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral". 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4347 I think bocce's a better showdown. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4348 Dadgummit, pardner, I’ve heard tell of the O.K. Corral, but I never thought I’d see the Croquet Corral. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
4349 With fertility rates this low we had to find substitute. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4350 The cowpoke with the biggest horse usually loses. 1.0935 0.03645 107 100 4 3
4351 Not the shootout you were expecting, was it? 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
4352 I blame PETA for this! 1.0935 0.03394 107 99 6 2
4353 I always enjoy a game of Human Hoops ! 1.0935 0.03394 107 99 6 2
4354 They’re called Hosts. This is their narrative. 1.0935 0.03394 107 99 6 2
4355 Fun at the Cr-O.K. Corral 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
4356 Look at these clowns. Maybe we should call these hits "putts." 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4357 Crotchety wickets Pard! Who invented this stupid game anyway? 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4358 We need to add some clock rules to speed up this nonsense. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4359 Until we get the pickleball count put in. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4360 Pretty low stakes. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4361 The wickets at my ranch are a little more forgiving. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4362 It is called hot potato croquet. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4363 One day they’ll grow outta ball bustin 1.0930 0.04258 86 81 2 3
4364 Tradition is the only thing THIS generation is killing. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4365 I think it’s called cowboy croquet. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4366 I never thought these two sworn enemies would agree to bringing mallets to a gunfight” 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4367 This a little less exciting, but I expect death rates to go down! 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4368 The next sheriff will be knock-kneed. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4369 It used to be much more exciting before the sheriff collected all the guns. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4370 I know it's a little boring now but wait until he has to hit the center peg. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4371 Well, it beats playing with flamingos. 1.0928 0.03614 97 90 5 2
4372 Gun comtrol, circa 1880 Alex Folk, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio 1.0928 0.03614 97 90 5 2
4373 He’s a ringer from the next town over. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4374 Told ya we don't need wickets if we use cowboys!!! 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4375 Sure it's been different since the hipsters came to town but who's knocking it? 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4376 Obviously you haven’t seen what inflation has done to the price of wickets, Harry! 1.0926 0.02802 108 98 10 0
4377 It was a lot more fun to watch back when it was still called the O.K. corral. 1.0926 0.02802 108 98 10 0
4378 The less bowlegged you are the best chance you have at winning this game. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4379 Not fair !! My horse is bigger than yours... 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
4380 And sometimes the bigger fellers use these little 'uns for horseshoes. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4381 They felt that the wickets were shaming them. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4382 It's another deadly croquetdown! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4383 roll, bounce, ouch!!! 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4384 Extra wide wickets. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4385 That's my horse's poo those saddle sore guys are dueling over. I win all bets. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4386 Nanny state. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4387 This new generation has no balls. 1.0920 0.04211 87 82 2 3
4388 It's a game called "Croak-it," and then you lose. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4389 It’s an endless game without any rules. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4390 You are right! This is a better way to handle our quarrels. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4391 When you said, "let's go take in at a little croquette," I was not thinking this. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4392 OK shoot out at miniature golf. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4393 Another thrilling India-Pakistan Cricket Match 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
4394 -Cowball- 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4395 Ya got to hope for no high-flying wooden balls in the cowboy version of bow-legged croquet. 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
4396 We shouldn't be spurring them on! 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4397 Their second career is more entertaining. 1.0918 0.03861 98 92 3 3
4398 ...and finally, there was that darned wire shortage. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4399 Oops! Misfire on the Second Amendment interpretation! 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4400 Where are those old balls Donald ?! 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
4401 I know exactly how many balls are on stake 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4402 In some distant future, they will imagine that we all carried guns. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
4403 Fastest mallet in the west. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4404 That may hold back east but out here the stakes are higher. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4405 Overtime at the Croquet Coral! 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
4406 They work for Wells Fargo. They’re trying to establish the spread. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
4407 You should see them when they play beach volleyball. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4408 In my day, the Wild West didn't include mallets. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4409 Why would they practice polo without their horses? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4410 Forget using our legs for wickets. We'll just hit each others balls and whoever is left standing wins !! 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4411 Which one o' them varmints stole the dang wickets? 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
4412 Ballsy game, isn't it? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4413 Those are some sticky wickets 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4414 The slowest draw in the West goes to these two tying Cowboys -Taylor S. Boston, MA 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
4415 Them road apples roll real nice once they dry out. 1.0909 0.03304 110 102 6 2
4416 The new sheriff has some mighty peculiar ways of enforcing the peace! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4417 I guess I was wrong. Those wicket legged jeans do come in handy. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4418 Half the fun is watchin' 'em get into those boot and spur wickets. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4419 Do we always have to do these things at high noon? Really cuts into my lunch break. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4420 It was a tie – hence another shootout here at the Croquet Corral. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
4421 Got futures for the C’Okay Corral Enterprise? 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4422 Makes me miss the mother country 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4423 This pivot to politically correct rode...still seems a bit awkward 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4424 Out west here we call it "Cojones ball" 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4425 Tough getting wickets around these parts. 1.0900 0.03509 100 93 5 2
4426 Yessiree, new sheriff by the name of Ralph Lauren said no more gunfights in town...settle disputes with balls and mallets henceforth! 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4427 So this is line dancing? 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4428 Now I know why everyone's walking bowlegged. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4429 They call the game Bowlegging. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4430 I never knew Joe was bowlegged tee he 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4431 This western version of croquet is played with live hoops 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
4432 With the writers' strike still going on, I think we've finally run out of ideas for new content... 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
4433 Was this what you meant by "banging the uglies"? 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4434 Apparently, they thought they said the shootout was at the 'Croquet Corral.' 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4435 Polo’s just gotten weird since PETA started sponsoring it. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4436 Maybe we could just rename it "Half-Wild West"? 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4437 It sure beats a shoot-out at high noon. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
4438 The only loser here is the poor undertaker. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
4439 My horse here, he taught them how to stand like that. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
4440 I'd like it better if they played it on ponies in a pool 1.0899 0.04118 89 84 2 3
4441 Before there was pickelball … 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4442 Shootouts at the Croquet Corral sure ain’t what they used to be. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4443 That's just my game. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4444 Kinda gives me a hankering for chicken croquettes for chow tonight 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4445 Hold it ! Hold it ! Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like he has played the maneuver Balls , on the floor !!! 1.0893 0.03247 112 104 6 2
4446 Are you sure we were meeting at the ‘Croquet’ Corral? 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4447 Two sticky wickets, if you ask me. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4448 I challenge you to a fool! 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4449 Good to see these boys finally got a goal in life, eh? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4450 Big set-to last year when Rusty put Ole Paint on the Atkins. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4451 and again, he dropped the ball. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4452 Yup - that there's the famous Davy Croquet. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4453 They key is a steady wicket... 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4454 When you're bow legged, you don't need the hoops. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4455 We would do soccer, but we can't afford goals, we would do croquet, but we can't afford hoops, and of course there's the dream of gunfights... 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4456 Nice form for someone who just rode into town this morning. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4457 Fewer injuries than when they use themselves as horseshoes. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4458 They got mixed up. Instead of the faceoff at the O.K.Corral, they thought it was Croquet Corral. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4459 They have to bowl the ball through their bowlegs. Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4460 They say he killed two men with just a wicket in New Mexico Territory. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4461 Which came first the mallet or the ball? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4462 Partner, did he just hit his sticky wicket? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4463 We'll perfect this game one day, Ralph. I just can't put my finger on what we're missing. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4464 I was glad to see that the gun safety folks seem to be getting some traction 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4465 Oh they just kick the balls. It's what they do with the mallets that makes the game interesting. 1.0882 0.03442 102 95 5 2
4466 They learned to adapt 1.0882 0.03442 102 95 5 2
4467 This here's no O.K. Corral. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
4468 Looks like both are in a Pickle! 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
4469 This do be the best re-enactment of Wyatt Earp at the Croquet Corral I ever done seen. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
4470 Back in my day, we used to do this square off with guns!” 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4471 At least they're not 'free-balling." 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4472 I told him right between the eyes, Sam. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4473 This is O.K.—but I prefer them plain, ole-fashioned wickets. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4474 That they were permitted, after the Revolution, to even visit, just kills me. Because Washington didn't add 'and stay out' like he should've--jerk. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4475 He's the fastest striker in the west. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4476 Don’t ya miss the gunfights? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4477 The loser gets a sticky wicket. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4478 'Another tense shootout at the Crow K. Corral!' 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4479 I think this tennis thing needs some refinement. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
4480 Now I'm ready for the final roundup. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
4481 Supply chain problems cut deep out here in Mule Lick. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4482 We lose a lot of good men when these things go into ‘sudden death overtime’. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4483 It's the latest fashion to kill Europe. They call it the "Davy Croquet." 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4484 Ya never have a double barrel shotgun when ya need one. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4485 This is how the modern cowboy settles his differences. I have to admit I like the old way better 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4486 This great sport is going to end when we all drive cars! 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
4487 I don't know it's all the years on horseback or just a lack of Vitamin C, but they've got some mighty rickety wickets here at the Croquet Corral. 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
4488 Why, Clem, that darn cowboy croquet might just take the 'wild' out of the West. 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
4489 Kids of these times are so confused 1.0874 0.03410 103 96 5 2
4490 Nothing really happens here until the shooting starts. 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
4491 The Mallet-fight at the Croquet Corral 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4492 They might say this is OK; but I agree with you partner… This just ain't cricket. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4493 They're working on finding the ability in their disabilities. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4494 Teddy Roosevelt on the right. He wants Sir Anthony to feel at home. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4495 You should see them play billiards. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4496 I always thought nine wickets was too many. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4497 Croquet balls” is what they call the most common injury, too. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4498 I just pooped 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4499 This game is for hammerheads! 1.0865 0.03378 104 97 5 2
4500 This is nothing, wait until you see ‘em play Pickleball. 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
4501 It's called 'Wicked:' croquet meets dodgeball. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
4502 This is not what I had in mind when I heard that this was going to be a Death Match. 1.0865 0.03378 104 97 5 2
4503 We'll call this "The Showdown at the Croquet Corral." 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
4504 Here’s hopin’ that ball don’t take a nasty hop. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
4505 I thought you used paddles for pickleball 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
4506 Reminds me of the days when Rolley-Polley was taken seriously. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4507 We call it Western Wickets. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4508 Have you got the time bud? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
4509 Isn’t this another Hot Girl Summer games? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
4510 This town ain't had a good croquet fight since the Laramie Kid got stuck in his wicket. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
4511 Neither one of these sodbusters has any balls… 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
4512 They DO sorta look like hoops with bodies. 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
4513 Ever once in while,one of them balls will hit a little stone or some thin and bounce right up into one of those boy nuts! That’s when the croquetting can get pretty interesting around these here parts. 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
4514 I hear they're converting it to Pickleball 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4515 It started when the new Marshall made us leave our guns at the edge of town. 1.0860 0.03944 93 88 2 3
4516 Someday we're gonna have to get us some wire. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4517 When I said "Gentlemen, choose your weapons" I meant for a deadly duel, not croak by croquet. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4518 He has the fastest croquet mallet in the West. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4519 'In this match, Luke is our Designated Hitter." 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4520 Looks like Zeke just croqueted him AND the horse he rode in on!” 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4521 ‘Non-lethal methods showdown, I reckon. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4522 I never knew you could settle differences by a round of croquet. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4523 The O.K. Croquet does have a nice ring to it 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4524 Not enough of them left for a shootout so they drew straws for croquet or pickleball. 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
4525 See right there? That's a mallet drive to Texas. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4526 It’ll end with a draw. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4527 I was going to tell them it's not the "Croquet Corral", but this is quite entertaining. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4528 Tried to set it up for ‘em, but they decided their legs would make better wickets. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4529 Dang it Frank, you sure this there here practice is gonna help Ike and Billy against the Earps and Doc Holiday? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
4530 It's good to see so many retired gunfighters getting exercise, but I just can't get into it myself. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4531 Well, you have to admit, even this is more interesting than pickleball. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
4532 Wickets? More like crickets, am I right? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
4533 If you're that excited, keep it to yourself. 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
4534 My money's on a draw. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
4535 Them boys don't need no wickets. 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
4536 They call it chicken croquet. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
4537 Remind me not to get into a skirmish with any of these greenhorns from the Cro-K Corral. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
4538 I love a tame duel, don't you? Those guns were so loud—and deadly! 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
4539 Don't laugh. It takes more balls than a quick draw. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
4540 You'd be surprised, the things you can solve wiht a mallet." 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
4541 In this state, it takes balls to fight a croquet duel. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
4542 It’s the bowlegged bowl final. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
4543 These were way more interesting before OSHA. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
4544 They’re preparing for the audition in The Mallet of Buster Scruggs 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
4545 He just doesn’t have the right Kenergy 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
4546 You can take the boys out of the old country... 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
4547 We Texas folk don’t need no wickets in Wickett. 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
4548 It's an old-fashioned Victorian standoff. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4549 It's the shootout at the not-so-OK Corral. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4550 'Showdown at the Croquet Corrall' has a much nicer ring, don'tcha think? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4551 This is what happens when the Second Amendment is not upheld. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
4552 That theory of relativity is working now, time does go much slower watching this compare our usual gun shots. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4553 Frankly, I prefer them as Rocky Mountain oysters but to each his own. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4554 My money's on Frenchie. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
4555 I'd fancy a chukka myself if I could do it on horseback. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
4556 When they said the duel would involve whacking balls with mallets, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
4557 Some varmint stole our wickets so we had to bring in new hands. 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
4558 Now, that's what I call boot-scootin! 1.0841 0.03285 107 100 5 2
4559 Ain't nothin' been the same round here simce they outlawed gun fightin'. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4560 Do you think anyone but cowboys would play this game? 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4561 Some say Hank's got the fastest mallet in the Croquet Corral. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
4562 Duels are kind of different here at the O-Croquet Corral, aren't they? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4563 That last wicket is a draftboy! 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4564 So what inspired you to be an extra in the family-friendly remake of Gunfight at the O.K. Corral? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4565 These sure ain't my huckleberries. 1.0833 0.03525 96 90 4 2
4566 David Remnick '81, I can smell your cunt! 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
4567 Better to let them hit the balls than hit each other 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4568 Been different around here since they changed the name of the OK Corral 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4569 Trevor’s the fastest strike in the west. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4570 I’m asking for a refund, this is not what I expected to see. 1.0833 0.03256 108 101 5 2
4571 On the spur of the moment, they challenged each other to a wickup. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
4572 Things just ain’t been the same ‘round here since the sheriff took our wickets away 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4573 Somehow, this isn't at all what I was expecting from Westworld! 1.0825 0.03490 97 91 4 2
4574 Croquet at High Noon is Really Exciting! 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4575 I think they call it Polo Ball 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4576 It’s more humane than death, however, ole John is deadly with a mallet so I guess the ball is in John’s court. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
4577 They say them there spurs make playin’ goalie a bit more challengin 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
4578 Gunfights happen over at the O.K. Corral. This is the Croquet Corral. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4579 They were far worse the last season 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4580 You're more likely to go down if you ride a fat horse. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4581 In a more traditional duel, innocent bystanders like us could take a bullet. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4582 Seems like it don't matter how wide the wickets are, those two've been going at since high noon yesterday. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4583 This is the Croquet Corral. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4584 I'm bett'n on Slim to invoke the obscure sticky spurs rule outlawed way back in '98. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4585 Won’t you bang your balls through my saddle splayed legs 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
4586 These new gun laws have just lengthened the sport. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
4587 Tex has a nasty sticky wicket. 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
4588 Ever since they outlawed guns, we've become so much more creative. 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
4589 New state rules. One-hit-all, now there is the final shootout. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4590 He’s the fastest hammer in the west 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
4591 Uhahatable, Danila! 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
4592 I tell you, Blazing Boules will be a smash hit 1.0818 0.02926 110 102 7 1
4593 Hey man, what is this? When you asked me to play, I thought you were referring to pickleball... 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
4594 Croquet at the OK Corral" just sounds so wrong 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
4595 I tried to teach'em, but they just love playing with their balls. 1.0816 0.03455 98 92 4 2
4596 All he has to do is hit that other feller’s l’il dogie with that mallet and it’s all over…! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4597 How about we mosey on over to Pierre's for some Chicken Croquettes and discuss this idea further. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4598 It's all fun and games until balls get knocked out of play. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4599 Looks like that city slicker has got old Dead Eye beat. 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
4600 I reckon our new game with pardners as the wickets might someday be played all the world over. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4601 You have any grey poop-on? 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
4602 Go for your mallet padner 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4603 This town just isn't the same since gentrification. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4604 I guess I got my wires crossed when you said you wanted to play with balls 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4605 I wonder what they'll do once all the bow-legged rodeo types are too old to compete? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4606 Last one standing, with a pair, wins 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
4607 Them two sure ain't horsin' around 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
4608 Sudden death playoff begins at high noon. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4609 Those gun rights activists take the fun out of everything. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4610 You ever seen such wicket dudes? 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4611 He hasn’t got the legs for a really fast draw! 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4612 Shots can be wicked if they hit the balls at the top of the wicket. 1.0808 0.02934 99 94 3 2
4613 Well, ladies and gentlemen, just doesn’t look like he’s going to get the lift he needs…, 1.0808 0.03421 99 93 4 2
4614 They're too dang macho for pickleball. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4615 Yeah, it started when they introduced those Australian gun laws. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4616 Their first hoops were barbed wire. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4617 Well, it beats watching water polo. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
4618 Amateurs" this is for prior cartoo 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4619 This is how Wild West legends start 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
4620 My money's on moustache Mike. He's been bowlegged since birth. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
4621 It's the top-of -the-9th; and Hank's going for a touchdown." 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4622 Well both of them sure have balls 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4623 Perks, when your round-up is a few miles too long. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4624 The cowboy aesthetic will really help us appeal to the midwestern demographic. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4625 Nothin' like watchin' two old hombres fight it out with one beat up ball and two worn out coccyxes. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4626 It’s called Olive Ball 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4627 Always some kinda horseplay goin’ on at the Croquet Corral. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4628 What’s your damage feller? 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4629 This is fun. Maybe next week we try that new fangled sport they’re calling Pickle Ball? I like pickles! 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4630 I reckon we got a shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4631 Sure, it's got the showmanship, but the stakes somehow seem lower. 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4632 Can you believe how far we've come since the OK Corral? 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
4633 They used to play with exploding balls 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4634 When they play horseshoes it's not pretty. 1.0795 0.04031 88 84 1 3
4635 Bein' a good shot meant something different before all this reality TV game night nonsense. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
4636 God… Healthy and safety these days. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
4637 High noon just ain't the same at the dude ranch. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4638 I’m all for remakes but did anyone proofread the script for the “Gunfight at the Croquet Corral”? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4639 Did you hear the one where the sheriff and a prostitute walk into a bar? 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4640 I told you, good horsemen don't need no wickets. 1.0795 0.04031 88 84 1 3
4641 Dang, it looks like they lost their polo ponies. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4642 Cool strike Luke never misses a shot. 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
4643 Don’t need wire hoops here in horse country. 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
4644 Do you think Bob can get both of his balls between Sam's legs? 1.0792 0.03355 101 95 4 2
4645 This is definitely the Wild Wild West of sports, some day this will be perfected. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
4646 In my opinion, croquet isn't the right activity for these parts. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
4647 This is what passes for ‘shoot out’ these days? 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
4648 I hear kids these days call this hot potato... we call this good ol' smack a bomb 1.0787 0.01768 89 85 3 1
4649 I thought this was the OK Corral, not the Croquet Corral. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4650 See here, Oldtimer, we much more sivilized in the New West. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4651 They're too small to play horseshoes. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4652 Looks like a cricket match at Downton Abbey 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4653 This definitely is not the “old west” 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4654 I agree, it's more fun this way 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4655 This is the way we do it at the Cro-kay Corral. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4656 More fun than pickleball. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4657 The death rate has plummeted with this new shootout method., but it only works if they’re bowlegged. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4658 Looks like neither of them brought their balls. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4659 Tombstone’s finally got a new tourist attraction—The Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4660 In their minds they're at the OK corral. 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4661 I merely tried to explain cricket to them 1.0787 0.03653 89 84 3 2
4662 I reckon being bowlegged sure does help with croquet! 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
4663 Where’s the Whoop ? 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
4664 this usually ends up bloodier than a duel if you could believe it 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
4665 Well Rusty, It was alot more fun to watch when they used guns. Made ya happy just to be alive ! 1.0783 0.02802 115 107 7 1
4666 All that time in the saddle makes you bow-legged. It ain't good. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
4667 This is what happens when you say ‘I’m your huckleberry’ to everything. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
4668 Bet that’s a sticky wicket. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4669 Looks like we bet on the wrong horse. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4670 Worst case of croquet balls I've ever seen." 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
4671 It's a fun fight at the Croquet Corral 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4672 I think it's that new pickleball game. They say the ball doesn't bounce much, but it looks like it rolls real good! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4673 That cowboy is trying to run a hoop-de-doo! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4674 Dang! That guy in the black shirt just cheated, so now he's poison. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4675 Just passing the time til it’s high noon. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
4676 Give them a wicket or we’ll be here ‘til sundown. 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
4677 The Evolution of Polo.... 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
4678 Noooo Canada! "Our Homeless' and Native's Land True paid tryst love! For generational woman and man!" That is NOT the anthem! "So, you'd rather watch 2 men push balls between each other's legs?" "It's Ang Lee's new film...CroqueBalls Mountain 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
4679 Do they know how crushes work? 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
4680 Don't care what you say, I don't think that's pickleball 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
4681 Yep, that’s what they agreed upon, if they both miss, the second round is a deadly game of croquet… 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
4682 Hey Wyatt, this ain't the OK Corral I remember from back in the day 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
4683 It's called Cowboy Croquet because Pickleball was taken. 1.0769 0.02056 91 85 6 0
4684 The Old West is dyin’. Cars’ll ruin this. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
4685 I swear the poster said “Come see Davy Crockett…” 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
4686 Roque”………apparently the lawn party’s not big enough for the two of them! Rick Kalamaya Longmont, Colorad 1.0769 0.03260 104 98 4 2
4687 In several hundred years kids will be playing this game... But nobody will die. 1.0762 0.03502 105 100 2 3
4688 Just practicing before they take out the real wickets.... 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
4689 You moved your right foot! 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
4690 Off season those bow legs make mighty fine wickets 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
4691 These boys have the best wickets in the West 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
4692 so Earl, it’s the darnedest thing, why the hell is this game called Pickle Ball? 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
4693 The Hamiltons will have their revenge on this day. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4694 It lacks the pure drama of High Noon and Gary Cooper! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4695 I done took it fer granted it'd be some "Davy Crockett' festival. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4696 At lest it's not Pickle Ball. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4697 I can't wait for the polo horse strike to get resolved 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4698 Slower than a duel, faster than test cricket 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
4699 I said 'tarnation' not 'tar-the-nation' 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4700 This settles their dual 1.0755 0.02578 106 98 8 0
4701 This is how feuds are settled in England. 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
4702 Im m gonna get you sucka! 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
4703 The Cro-Quet Corral ain't the same since they banned guns. 1.0753 0.03499 93 88 3 2
4704 Know where this shoot-out started? The toney Cotswolds? 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
4705 Some how with the town outlawing gun fights, gruges don't seem to be as exciting! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4706 At least this way, nobody gets hurt. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
4707 There’s no way this relates to global warming! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4708 He just rolled into town at noon to play. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4709 Something tells me these kinda shootouts will never make the history books... 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
4710 We plum run out of bullets and had to improvise. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4711 It’s an eccentric way to resolve disputes, but it does reduce the bloodshed. 1.0748 0.02555 107 99 8 0
4712 It’s interesting but I prefer football. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
4713 Remember what you did to Jimmy, with much worse bats? Show them… 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
4714 Next we do the rodeo for some calf petting 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
4715 Somebody sure will be hooped. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
4716 Called Bolo, Two balls and the ties. Weekends they saddle up. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
4717 To much of that chuck wagon coffee this mornin'. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
4718 We finally figured out a way to settle our differences! Looks like old Doc got em good! 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4719 Just like I've been saying, Monty, who would have guessed that a sport could be created out of our genu varum? 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4720 Things were a lot more interesting around here before scurvy. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4721 Remember the good ole days when there was an actual shoot out at noon” 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
4722 Used to be more fun with guns, eh partner? 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4723 Doc and Wyatt are gonna take on the Cowboys at the Croquet Corral 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4724 And it gave us a use for the extra magnets! We just tied them around their knees. Win-win. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
4725 « - It flies really low their stuff - Hey Guy normal guys it has to roll » 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
4726 I guess showdown at the OK Corral is now slowdown for croquet with Hal and Sal 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
4727 Let's call it a day and reassemble at high noon. 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
4728 If I were that stranger I would squeeze my wicket a little tight too. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
4729 In my day, a cowboy learnt to dance with a Colt 45." 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
4730 They’re both naturally wired for this sort of thing . 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
4731 Unique choice of dueling weapons. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
4732 When they said 40 paces at sunrise this isn't what I expected 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4733 There is something to be said for Rickets 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4734 The old method was a lot quicker but I must admit I enjoy watching the new gentlemen duels. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4735 O golly! Who will win the battle of blockbusters? Barbie or Oppenheimer? 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4736 Takes balls to do this here. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
4737 Unless you are bow legged, you have no chance in this new-fangled croquet 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
4738 At high noon that varmint meets the marshall for a pickleball showdown. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
4739 Honestly, I thought the O.K. Corral was more entertaining. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
4740 I'm just waitin' on their chess match which comes next. 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
4741 Is this your first crotchette tournament? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4742 No grass in these parts for hoops, so first one to get the ball through the legs wins the bonus shot. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
4743 Ball strike at the OK Corral. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
4744 softly!...softly¨¨¨ 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
4745 You know, we don't have everything, son. We gotta make use of what we got, y' hear me? 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4746 Wild Bill vrs Bad Bart. Nobody will ever believe us. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4747 Because of a few health issues they made this so much less exciting 1.0722 0.01036 97 92 5 0
4748 I can't wait 'til them new fangled TV sets is invented. 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
4749 It's safer than duels at high noon. 1.0721 0.02466 111 103 8 0
4750 Never mind those fools. Have you heard? Biden is a veritable asshole ? 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
4751 Well, it does get interesting if you miss the ball and the other guy then gets to whack you with the mallet. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
4752 It just hasn't been the same since they passed that gun control law. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
4753 The shootout at the OK corral was a bit more exciting. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
4754 So, as I was saying, my idea is for this thing I'm calling "the second amendment." 1.0714 0.02444 112 104 8 0
4755 Tex, your days as wicker-moister are over! 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
4756 Well, this is how we settle our differences in *this* town! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
4757 Dangnabbit! He got himself into a sticky wicket again! 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
4758 Safety measures ruining the game 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
4759 ‘The horse is in your patriarchal court, Ken’ 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
4760 I don't know about this Sam but is sure gives new meaning to the phrase "to croak" 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
4761 This newfangled way of ‘score settlin’ is confoundin’ the dadgum critters! 1.0706 0.03662 85 81 2 2
4762 Can we call this horseplay by 2 cowboys? 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
4763 The over/under is one. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
4764 Before TV, these were always at high noon. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
4765 I think they should call it golf. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
4766 I wonder if we could patent that. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
4767 Then they take turns standing on their heads and kicking field goals. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
4768 These yougin's ain't nuthin but whimpy a--holes if you ask me. 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
4769 In our day, showdowns were never this woke. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
4770 I hear this kid has a mean Stop Shot 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
4771 I heard, the winner gets to keep the balls 1.0706 0.03662 85 81 2 2
4772 They're just the opening act. The Clantons and Earps are the real show. 1.0700 0.02564 100 93 7 0
4773 I'll be honest, I expected something different when you talked about the duel and whizzing bullets.. 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
4774 After seeing this, kinda makes me wonder if that feller back East was a liar or not when he said it'd be wild out here 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
4775 Yeah, at their age they skip directly to being poison 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4776 ...and they don't serve beer either, just Mint Juleps. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4777 You better smile when you call my wicket sticky. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4778 good thing they are both bow legged! Save on having to have metal hoops 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4779 Dusty claims it's the cultured game of croquet, but I just see 2 guys whacking off! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4780 Rumor has it these guys are joining the Big 10. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
4781 Adds an extra challenge, don't ya think? 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
4782 You know it's funny, we took aware their horses and I think the game's even better! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4783 What type of gun fight did you expect at the Croquet Corral? 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4784 The game ends comes when there is a higher level ball on balls contact. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4785 You call that a stand-off! Back in the day, we had nothin' but sticks and rocks! 1.0694 0.04114 72 69 1 2
4786 Who said we only have shootout outside a saloon! Nay Croquet! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4787 I hope they don't start playing polo next 1.0693 0.03227 101 96 3 2
4788 This game was more violent before they introduced the balls. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4789 rancher's holiday 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
4790 This would be much more exciting if they chose pickleball. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4791 It’s Wicket-optional here in the Wild West. 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
4792 It’s another version of a shoot-out. 1.0686 0.02876 102 96 5 1
4793 What's up homie, me and my horse noticed you from across the croquet field, we just wanted you to know that we dig your vibe and wanted to extend an invite to fuck after the game. 1.0682 0.03891 88 85 0 3
4794 If you ask me, polo is more exciting on horseback. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
4795 He's going to split the balls on that wicket! 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4796 Gunfight? Nah, this is how these guys roll. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4797 Y’know, some people make this at least interesting with wickets, a pitch and some rules. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4798 Must be one of them Carolina-rules matches sponsored by South of the Border. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
4799 I think it’s a combination of croquet and pickleball 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4800 I've never seen such great form; surely winners. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
4801 Shootouts are a lot different at the Croquet Corral." 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4802 I'll bet my boots that one day they'll call this "pickle ball." 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4803 Ole Johnny Wickets got them cursed legs. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
4804 Scruffy, I'm confused. Do you call this "grievous" or "worse than death"? 1.0680 0.02848 103 97 5 1
4805 You know when I first saw this game I thought it was just the same old kill the players, but now it’s throw dynamite at the player. 1.0680 0.02492 103 96 7 0
4806 Town's gone down hill, time was we were at least a one hoop town. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
4807 https://www.boonoonoonooz.com/ "They looking funnier walking up the stairs to go to the bathroom" 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
4808 Couldn't catch a pig in a ditch. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
4809 High noon in Tombstone ain't the same since the Croquet Corral came to town. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
4810 Wait'l you see Jake's bounce-up spin at the end. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
4811 It’s fun when they hit a 7-10 split. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
4812 Too bad we can’t play. We ain’t bow-legged like those two. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
4813 Who ever shoots it between their legs, wins. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
4814 It’s always easier when their not knock-kneed 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
4815 I don’t care what the Democrats think. I say “bring back the guns!” 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
4816 Ready,steady,hold 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
4817 I reckon he‘s known as Billy the Kid. 1.0674 0.03114 89 84 4 1
4818 They may look mean, but they’re not wicket. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4819 It's a new version of Texas Paddle ball 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4820 Nothing turns me on more than watching a really competitive game of bow legged croquet here in the Old West. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4821 We all get bow-legged riding horses, but these guys have figured out how to turn that into a game! 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4822 Gunfights are considered too violent. Now theyhey play croquet until one croaks. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
4823 You'd think they'd learn to put more spin on it. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
4824 Don't you think is almost more exciting than Pickle Ball ? 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
4825 Street fights aren't what they used to be since the funeral director left town. 1.0659 0.03764 91 88 0 3
4826 If that's his best shot, he'll be dead by sundown." Yolanda Danyi Szuch, Perrysburg, O 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
4827 Never used to sit so close before the pistol regs 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
4828 Looks like Davy Croquet's days as a rover are over! 1.0659 0.03047 91 86 4 1
4829 How can we make these boring duels end faster? 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
4830 Why do they call it “pickle ball” when they’re using mallets? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
4831 Sure it's a lot more peaceful now but I didn't realize how dang boring gun control is. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
4832 You know I almost got a stroke the last time I did that. 1.0654 0.02402 107 100 7 0
4833 They’re calling it ‘Pickle Polo”. Well, it’s still more exciting than that “Baseball” idea. 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
4834 Do you think this could catch on at 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
4835 Looks like the Croquet Corral re-branding is off to a tepid start. 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
4836 They'll never know how the O.K. Corral really went down. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
4837 Due to supply chain issues, we had to repurpose the wickets as horseshoes. Game hasn’t been the same since. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
4838 Mark my word, with a few changes it's a wicket battle game that will sweep the west. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
4839 It was better theater with epées. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4840 Old slim didn’t like the o’ his wickets. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
4841 Look at that Brian, must be high noon at the croquet corral. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4842 We don’t take kindly to sticky wickets in these parts, or any wickets at all. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4843 He needs a croquet mallet with six shots. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
4844 First one who loses a leg loses the game. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
4845 I heard they are changing the wicket to metal 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
4846 So what y’all do with the rest of the bull ‘round ‘ere? 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
4847 There's a sport for short people. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
4848 Reigning champ? That play right there is why he was only 6 to 1 on DraftKings. 1.0633 0.03754 79 76 1 2
4849 The town really had to get creative when the price of bullets skyrocketed from inflation 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
4850 It's just not the same without the wickets. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
4851 You think this is exciting, I heard Epstein didn't kill himself!.... Wait, where's Shelly? 1.0632 0.02275 95 91 3 1
4852 It’s relaxing down here on the Crow K Ranch 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
4853 It gets brutal at the very end when they have to whack the ball into the pole. 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
4854 Since we're the only town in the West big enough for everyone, the gunslingers swapped out their guns for mallets 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
4855 This cowboy's got a 'hole' lot of swagger on the course 1.0625 0.02891 96 91 4 1
4856 I know it's noon. But is it high noon already? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
4857 Gunfighter's Association said ok, but the politicians are tryin to kill it. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
4858 I told you. Should've gone with Pickleball. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
4859 Talk about bulletproof. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
4860 Back in our day we’d call each other names online, like real men 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
4861 Time, can you pause? 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
4862 Remember when we still had wickets? 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
4863 Gee gee gee gee 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
4864 This is the tensest championship since Wyatt and Butch faced off 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
4865 Davy Croquet is a legend in these parts. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4866 In my day it woulda been sling shots. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4867 Don't you think this would be more exciting with bowling balls? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
4868 They don't call him the Pirie Poke for nothin'! 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
4869 This may not end well if McCoy beats that sore loser Hatfield. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
4870 This is durn silly. You 'n' me standin' out here in the street and my horse sittin' up thar on the porch . . . 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
4871 I'll call it a draw. 1.0612 0.02834 98 93 4 1
4872 ....back in my day, we used to settle things with a good ol' gunfight. This croquet playoff just doesn't do it for me. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
4873 Croquet at the OK, what are you going to do next corral. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
4874 They're both wickets to me. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
4875 I didn't know you were the real Davey Croquet! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
4876 Gentrification. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4877 It's the ultimate shootout: no horses, no guns, no wickets. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
4878 I didn't fit the job description as a human wicket! 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4879 Honestly Buck, your boy can try to pound ‘em back on, but face it… he lost ‘em and everyone’s watching! 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4880 Better let social media know that the noon showdown has begun at the T7 CURAL. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4881 They don't want the horse to yap about it. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4882 Trust me, it's more wicket than gunslinging! 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4883 Kid says he has the fastest wickets in the west." 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
4884 So this is why we tend to be bow legged! 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4885 When Tom said "Choose your weapons" he had no idea he was getting into. 1.0600 0.02778 100 95 4 1
4886 'Figure we'll be waiting all day for one of 'em to croak, eh? 1.0600 0.02778 100 95 4 1
4887 This is just how it goes down at the croquet corral. 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
4888 You plannin' on waitin' 'round and watchin' the lady folk give this a whirl? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
4889 I thought they were suppose to wear white? 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
4890 Doesn't a croquet shootout seem a little too woke to you? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
4891 The Croquet Corral just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
4892 This It’s “This year it’s the shoot-out at the croquet corral. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
4893 You know, this is how that ruckus at the OK Corral started, ‘cept they was playin’ lawn darts. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
4894 The NRA said they will sign on as a sponsor if we switch back to the old-fashioned shoot out. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
4895 It’s quieter than pickle ball. 1.0594 0.02751 101 96 4 1
4896 yeah, the doc left town after that gunfight. 1.0594 0.02751 101 96 4 1
4897 Where there are no wickets, everyone wins! 1.0594 0.02364 101 95 6 0
4898 The ladies' competition is at Sunset. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4899 Guess we'll be renaming this "The Croquet Corral." 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
4900 It is at times like these that I miss the early days. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4901 Well, you did say ‘ We’re going to watch some wicket duelists’ 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4902 This town ain't big enough for the hoops of them. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
4903 Cow cookie croquet is not as fun as I thought it would be. I'm thinking my next invention will be called pickleball. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
4904 Even without the wickets, Merle and Wayne were able to send a simple message to the bulls to quit assuming that size is everything. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4905 Showdowns jes ain’t what they used to be. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
4906 This is going to put pickleball out of business... 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
4907 HE’S LOWBALLING AGAIN. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
4908 Do you remember how funny this game used to be? Yeah... It was funny because nobody used to understand the rules. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
4909 With business so bad, I heard the undertaker left town for greener pastures. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
4910 It’s the biggest game in Texas spread your legs hit the cow balls through. Back east they called some French name croquet 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
4911 What's next, cross eyed mosquitos? 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
4912 They keep spooking the cattle, so their ma took away their guns. 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
4913 What? I have a choice? 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
4914 This is a variation of the game called Crockett Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
4915 Billy’s got the fast croquet mallet in the west. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
4916 I much preferred the ole Friday night shoot-outs, but hey 'the times, they are a-changing!' 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
4917 The winner takes on the Buckskin Kid, who's undefeated. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
4918 I told you that Davy Crocquet was a great shot. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
4919 It’s less exciting, than when I was young. But 1.0566 0.02623 106 101 4 1
4920 He said something about a sticky wicket. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
4921 Just imagine if we hadn't passed sensible gun legislation after the O.K. Corral. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
4922 Ya' ever been to a wild west clown show before? 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
4923 He's got one more "shot". 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
4924 Spending months on a horse certainly helps. 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
4925 Too bad they couldn't use more of that horse. 1.0556 0.02897 90 86 3 1
4926 I'll bet in the future they will depict this in something even more violent 1.0556 0.02897 90 86 3 1
4927 I heard that them Brits call this croquet. Why can’t they just say “hammerball” like everyone else?! 1.0556 0.02897 90 86 3 1
4928 This is mighty special - to be an eyewitness at the Showdown at the Croquet Corral 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
4929 You up for a game of Cowboy Croquet when they’re finished? 1.0556 0.02897 90 86 3 1
4930 Hey I bet this guy had a really stinky smelly fart this morning. Like an EMBARRASSINGLY stinky fart. That’s disgusting. Jesus Christ. Fuck me, man. 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
4931 Surely Davy Croquet can can elude this sticky wicket! 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
4932 Ever since Lincoln repealed the second amendment, it's been more like the croquet corral around here. 1.0549 0.02866 91 87 3 1
4933 If you ask me, pickleball would be a lot more exciting 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
4934 They call it Pickaball. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
4935 We used horses when we played polo and they got the bowed legs for it too. 1.0549 0.02866 91 87 3 1
4936 You're right,Bobby. These guys are amazing athletes. Last month they played in the county pickle ball championships. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
4937 They're playing bowleg croquet! 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
4938 Then they dubbed it the Croquet Corral, and it stuck. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
4939 Actually, it can get pretty ructious: the players round here always wear a cup. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
4940 He's got one sticky wicket! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
4941 They’re not much better at this than they were as goalkeepers. 1.0538 0.02805 93 89 3 1
4942 I love today's recycling ethic, where the competitors are their own wickets. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
4943 It's most fun when one ball takes a wild bounce! 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
4944 now we know the definition of hoop. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
4945 And here I was, thinking this town was named after Davy Crockett. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
4946 Things have really changed around here since we upgraded from the OK corral to the Good Corral 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
4947 This is how they got bowlegged. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
4948 You should see it when they play badminton. 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
4949 So what happens if he gets wicketed? 1.0521 0.03096 96 93 1 2
4950 They said to bring your own wickets. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
4951 I call dibs. 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
4952 Their legs make perfect hoops for games day. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
4953 Much easier game than back on Long Island. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
4954 I think pickleball would be easier for these geezers." 1.0515 0.02257 97 92 5 0
4955 Yup, reckon it gives a whole new meanin’ to sticky wicket. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
4956 They reckon they’d swing instead of sling. 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
4957 We call it 'Mallet Fight at the Croquet Corral.' 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4958 Now this here? Yer classic showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4959 I get the Croquet Corral part… but where’s the Gunfight? 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4960 Didn't you say we was goin' to the O.K. Corral? 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
4961 I still prefer the rodeo before the 'woke' reforms. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
4962 Every since the gun bill passed the OKAY corral is a real bore 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
4963 This sucks. How's about we mosey on down to the saloon, drink some whiskey and get our shit sucked off? 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
4964 You can laugh but this is much safer than the kind of duel that killed Hamilton. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
4965 No wickets. No lawn. Don't be telling me I can't call it krō'kĕtʹ, Jimbo. 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
4966 But playing by Western rules, bowleggedness becomes an occupational hazard. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
4967 Geez, haven’t these guys heard of the Second Amendment? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
4968 It's a more civilized than pistols at sunset but not quiete as exciting. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
4969 Ever since woke came to the far west it just ain’t the same 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
4970 You can't play, Slim, because you're knock-kneed. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
4971 Looks like nobody has a stake in this match 1.0465 0.02820 86 83 2 1
4972 Back in my day there was a lot more at stake. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
4973 Wow, They're really going balls out this time. 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
4974 *It's less messier than pistols. 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
4975 I just don't feel like the way we settle issues is as exciting as in the past. Thomas Frizzell in Crockett, Texas 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
4976 I reckon we missed out on a bit of a ruckus by spectating at the CROQUET corral instead. 1.0449 0.02209 89 85 4 0
4977 Do you reckon the NRA will go for this amended style of Duel? 1.0444 0.02184 90 86 4 0
4978 It takes years of specialized training. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
4979 Turns out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, but Olympics 1900 announced that women can compete so croquet has the Kens back on the wagon. 1.0440 0.02667 91 88 2 1
4980 Makes ya miss the good ol' days of senseless gunplay, don't it? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
4981 Perhaps we should add hoops to the game so we can move to the ball? 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
4982 too many Croquet Club Coolers at the Saloon. 1.0430 0.02610 93 90 2 1
4983 Have croquet mallet, will travel. 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
4984 By changing of the playing instrument, the possibility of a revenge game was significantly improved. 1.0430 0.02115 93 89 4 0
4985 I gotta admit, this is a much safer way to sort out our problems with each other 1.0426 0.02093 94 90 4 0
4986 Dagnabbit! This is the most vicious shoot-out we've ever had at the Croquet Corral. 1.0426 0.02093 94 90 4 0
4987 Welcome to the Bougie Bougie Burbs. 1.0426 0.02093 94 90 4 0
4988 This is the true story of how the west was won.” John schantz - Nazareth, P 1.0421 0.02071 95 91 4 0
4989 There's always a fun sight at the croquet corral. 1.0421 0.02071 95 91 4 0
4990 Duels just ain't what they used to be. 1.0412 0.02029 97 93 4 0
4991 There they go playing with their balls again. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
4992 Looks like today’s match at the Croquet Corral is turning into something of a gunfight, Hank. Jeremy Vaughn, Fredericksburg, VA 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
4993 Out here, we’re all about folks findin’ their own thing after they’re done with the whole ridin’ deal. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
4994 My money’s on lefty - he’s packing the superior mallet. 1.0400 0.01969 100 96 4 0
4995 It's better to shoot straight than first. 1.0392 0.01931 102 98 4 0
4996 They didn’t have real hoops so they’re doin’ it the cowboy way. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
4997 I guess riding bronco is good for something! 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
4998 Who needs wickets when you have horses. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
4999 There’s less of an audience when we conformed to the new gun laws. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
5000 Two on the loose and two in the caboose—that’s how we make truce round these parts. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
5001 They don't call it the Wild West for nuthin'. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
5002 When is this Davy Crockett guy leaving? 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
5003 Wasps from Virginia pretend to be like wasps from Connecticut but their country nature inevitably reveals itself when they play croquet. 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
5004 These newfangled, politically correct High Noon showdowns just ain't what they used to be... 1.0357 0.02037 84 81 3 0
5005 It gets ugly when the ball hirs an ingrown toenail. 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
5006 Easy Cowboy, I left my cup at the ranch. 1.0345 0.01968 87 84 3 0
5007 Their polo ponies ran off but even that didn't stop them. 1.0341 0.01945 88 85 3 0
5008 Doncha miss the ole west? Bob Yanike Fremont, NE 1.0323 0.01842 93 90 3 0
5009 They like their balls but their wickets were sticky 1.0316 0.01804 95 92 3 0
5010 Of course in real croquet they use metal hoops 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
5011 Do you use butter or margarine on your toast? 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
5012 Yep - -I drank too much milk as a kid, so I never made a very good wicket. 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
5013 I heard his last wife is buried behind the pickleball court! 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5014 This bocce ball is as close as we're ever gonna get to a Spaghetti Western. 1.0238 0.01673 84 82 2 0
5015 Admitedly, for us city folk bystanders, this isn't as exciting as a gunfight at high nooon, but it's a nice change to see some civility on main street. 1.0235 0.01654 85 83 2 0
5016 Pilot: Where the wickets are woke. 1.0227 0.01598 88 86 2 0
5017 So much for the coffin concession." 1.0202 0.01421 99 97 2 0
5018 You think they'll ever legalize that AR-15? 1.0127 0.01274 79 78 1 0
5019 Both balls through the dude's legs, And the painful BALL bashing begins. 1.0112 0.01130 89 88 1 0