Contest #861


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Welcome to the Mild, Mild West! 1.7077 0.02586 893 435 284 174
1 I'm tempted to shoot them both. 1.6399 0.01663 2238 1240 564 434
2 It’s my fault. I said they didn’t have the balls to fight. 1.6365 0.02532 927 505 254 168
3 This is what happens when both the writers and the actors go on strike. 1.6353 0.01513 2835 1625 619 591
4 Turns out the town WAS big enough for the both of them. 1.6313 0.02455 876 452 295 129
5 I think we're making headway on gun control. 1.6303 0.01961 1450 771 444 235
6 See what happens when you send your kids East to go to college. 1.6253 0.01791 1788 973 512 303
7 We're now the mild, mild west. 1.6219 0.02118 1222 653 378 191
8 The only way to stop a bad guy with a mallet is a good guy with a mallet. 1.6163 0.02665 821 457 222 142
9 My hearing is going. Thought Wyatt said OK Corral not Croquet with Al. 1.6148 0.02142 1350 778 314 258
10 I just hope to die before pickle ball comes to town. 1.5968 0.02110 1312 754 333 225
11 They just keep playing until one of them croques. 1.5959 0.02082 1408 829 319 260
12 I'm all for gun control, but this could have been over hours ago. 1.5909 0.01749 1831 1040 500 291
13 I think it’s safe to say this town is big enough for both of them. 1.5904 0.01747 1858 1063 493 302
14 The Croquet Corral? I thought you said the O.K. Corral. 1.5873 0.02472 916 523 248 145
15 I'm gonna go get a cafe au lait and a croisssant, want anything? 1.5828 0.01537 2476 1456 597 423
16 Seems one of them said a discouraging word 1.5785 0.02119 1210 691 338 181
17 Now I get why the tickets were so cheap 1.5757 0.02358 931 522 282 127
18 When mallets are outlawed, only outlaws will have mallets. 1.5739 0.02151 1258 748 298 212
19 I'm not sure what it is, but we got pretty good seats. 1.5717 0.01659 1905 1082 557 266
20 That's why I ride side-saddle. 1.5712 0.02290 1026 590 286 150
21 You can play without wickets, but it takes balls. 1.5706 0.01819 1714 1012 426 276
22 If Hank had a slimmer horse Butch wouldn't make that shot. 1.5690 0.01863 1580 920 421 239
23 My money’s on Davy Croquet. 1.5669 0.02333 1002 584 268 150
24 Those conflict mediation classes really worked wonders. 1.5666 0.02449 909 530 243 136
25 Frankly both of these boys are built for polo. 1.5575 0.01864 1521 887 420 214
26 I miss the days when they’d just shoot each other. 1.5553 0.01831 1592 936 428 228
27 Oh for chrissakes! What’s next? Pickleball? 1.5543 0.01869 1593 956 391 246
28 One day, it'll be known as the 'Shootout at the Croquet Coral'. 1.5528 0.01913 1507 903 375 229
29 Davy Croquet, king of the wild frontier 1.5484 0.01936 1457 875 365 217
30 In my day, we used a stick and a tumbleweed. 1.5462 0.01766 1754 1058 434 262
31 I love a good shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. 1.5452 0.01836 1526 897 426 203
32 It’ll go down in the books as the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.5448 0.01846 1575 944 404 227
33 Pretty soon we'll be handing out participation trophies. 1.5442 0.02254 1029 610 278 141
34 Pistols were too messy, and dawn was too early. 1.5416 0.02108 1143 672 323 148
35 I’m starting to understand now why these seats were so cheap. 1.5405 0.02081 1199 713 324 162
36 As the town undertaker, I miss the old way of settling disputes. 1.5384 0.01821 1562 931 421 210
37 Ya gotta have balls to show up at the “Croquet Corral”! 1.5363 0.02132 1186 722 292 172
38 Neither good nor bad nor ugly. Dang pathetic though. 1.5279 0.01940 1436 887 340 209
39 All I know is that it ends at noon 1.5277 0.01824 1516 909 414 193
40 That’s what he gets for challenging an Englishman to a duel. 1.5254 0.02374 906 548 240 118
41 They say boredom never killed anyone. Wanna bet? 1.5248 0.01775 1595 962 430 203
42 This is where it gets really exciting. 1.5237 0.02772 676 413 172 91
43 They don't keep score. They settle them. 1.5193 0.01580 2590 1759 317 514
44 It’s pretty much like the old duels, but only your spirit dies. 1.5170 0.02397 855 516 236 103
45 I'll bet on anything. 1.5167 0.01618 2359 1574 351 434
46 There’s nothing like a shoot-out at the croquet corral. 1.5152 0.03580 394 241 103 50
47 Wait till they hear about pickleball 1.5112 0.01921 1338 817 358 163
48 Things get more interesting at noon. 1.5077 0.01751 1942 1291 316 335
49 I don't know, but "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" doesn't sound historical. 1.5011 0.02242 942 575 262 105
50 I remember when my mallet took care of business. 1.4902 0.02002 1577 1105 171 301
51 It hasn't been the same since that therapist moved here to Dodge. 1.4883 0.03974 299 186 80 33
52 I play this with the missus, but it's harder to get through her wicket. 1.4858 0.02050 1443 999 187 257
53 It turns out this town IS big enough for the two of them. 1.4793 0.02006 1185 754 295 136
54 If I had my six-shooter this game would be over already 1.4789 0.02356 875 559 213 103
55 whoever loses gets shot. 1.4775 0.02349 934 612 198 124
56 Me, I've never had the legs for it. 1.4755 0.02018 1245 813 272 160
57 It's more of a slow death. 1.4610 0.02175 1050 696 224 130
58 Don’t worry. We still shoot the loser. 1.4609 0.02218 985 647 222 116
59 The stakes have never been lower. 1.4606 0.02004 1103 702 294 107
60 It's not quite high noon. 1.4588 0.02409 1020 727 118 175
61 He’s defending the honor of his great aunt’s Victorian sponge cake. 1.4553 0.02286 929 616 203 110
62 I remember when no one died of boredom. 1.4490 0.02284 911 608 198 105
63 I told you this would happen if they took our guns away 1.4480 0.02367 837 567 170 100
64 Widest knees in the west. 1.4440 0.02465 831 569 155 107
65 It'd be just as boring if they dug a hole and called it "golf". 1.4424 0.02496 825 570 145 110
66 The loser has to leave town after afternoon tea. 1.4421 0.02358 812 536 193 83
67 Did they say they were dueling at high noon or at high tea? 1.4416 0.02554 702 466 162 74
68 I don’t know what you was expecting. I told you it was a shootout at the croquet corral. 1.4415 0.02362 854 575 181 98
69 I love a Mild West showdown. 1.4414 0.02328 811 531 202 78
70 He's always bragged about riding the biggest horse. Bet he regrets it now. 1.4412 0.02357 791 518 197 76
71 First time in the Mild West? 1.4392 0.02497 790 540 153 97
72 I don’t care either 1.4386 0.02432 766 509 178 79
73 Still beats watching golf 1.4376 0.02631 713 489 136 88
74 I’m afraid we’ve entered the Mild Mild West. 1.4370 0.02518 794 549 143 102
75 We found a use for Cookie’s meatballs. 1.4364 0.02312 818 539 201 78
76 And you thought curling was exciting. 1.4316 0.02522 716 482 159 75
77 They call him Davy Croquet. 1.4310 0.02528 754 518 147 89
78 There’s no rest for the wicket at the Croquet Corral.” 1.4295 0.02656 752 536 109 107
79 Have you ever been in a New Yorker cartoon before? 1.4286 0.02722 721 516 101 104
80 It’s been a lot quieter since they renamed it the Croquet Corral 1.4274 0.02551 716 489 148 79
81 I don't know. I've seen higher noons. 1.4265 0.02681 694 486 120 88
82 It's now called the Cro-quet Corral. 1.4261 0.02413 697 456 185 56
83 High noon at the Croquet Corral. 1.4246 0.02701 650 456 115 79
84 This is why they had to get out of Dodge. 1.4243 0.02654 667 459 133 75
85 This is their first rodeo. 1.4236 0.02488 687 458 167 62
86 Our waitress should to be back with those watercress sandwiches any minute now... 1.4226 0.02622 672 461 138 73
87 I hear Dodge City's switchin' to pickleball. 1.4222 0.02625 694 482 131 81
88 Nope, you're in the wrong place... this is the CROQUET Corral. 1.4222 0.02721 668 472 111 85
89 Shootout at the Cro-K Corral. 1.4218 0.02621 678 467 136 75
90 'Course it take three months of ridin' to get the legs properly bowed. 1.4213 0.02640 629 425 143 61
91 Let’s leave early and beat the traffic. 1.4212 0.02682 660 458 126 76
92 They call him the Lawn Ranger 1.4189 0.02638 666 460 133 73
93 I reckon that's Davey Croquet. 1.4188 0.02727 659 464 114 81
94 ...so then Wyatt says 'Gentlemen, there's another way to resolve this.' 1.4160 0.02714 589 400 133 56
95 High noon? More like high tea. 1.4142 0.02846 606 430 101 75
96 It lacks a certain je ne sais quoi 1.4132 0.02944 622 457 73 92
97 Loser gets shot 1.4128 0.02737 562 380 132 50
98 The undertaker loves it. Half the town dies of boredom. 1.4107 0.02879 599 429 94 76
99 This is why there are no British Westerns, Patrick 1.4106 0.02871 565 396 106 63
100 Jethro is supposed be back with more bullets in a week. 1.4100 0.02739 561 381 130 50
101 Looks like the mild west to me. 1.4099 0.02760 605 423 116 66
102 The stakes couldn’t be lower! 1.4089 0.02873 587 418 98 71
103 It's been 24 hours since we've lost internet. 1.4080 0.02902 603 437 86 80
104 Them damn gun control liberals! 1.4049 0.02795 573 400 114 59
105 We settle things a little differently here in the Mild West.” 1.4049 0.03026 573 422 70 81
106 I said ‘Crockett!’ 1.4048 0.03064 583 436 58 89
107 Glad they’re done with pickleball. 1.4031 0.03041 511 364 88 59
108 'I guess gun control has a down side.' 1.4026 0.02879 544 382 105 57
109 This is what happens when you throw your jeans in the dryer. 1.4024 0.02826 579 410 105 64
110 Nary a death since the saloon switched to root beer. 1.4019 0.02930 525 369 101 55
111 I got up at sunrise for this? 1.4007 0.02885 539 379 104 56
112 More like mild west, am I right? 1.4007 0.02758 554 382 122 50
113 Nah...Chester gave up on having a family years ago. 1.4000 0.02991 445 302 108 35
114 I said the town was lawless. I didn't say we lacked refinement. 1.3996 0.02767 548 378 121 49
115 Another shootout at the Croquet Corral… 1.3993 0.02786 536 369 120 47
116 Told y’a that gun control would make things dull around here! 1.3981 0.02872 520 362 109 49
117 I reckon this is the fairest way to play polo in a one-horse town. 1.3978 0.02935 538 384 94 60
118 Polo ain't the same in a one-horse town. 1.3975 0.02964 556 404 83 69
119 The only thing that stops a bad guy with a croquet mallet is a good guy with a croquet mallet. 1.3969 0.02956 524 373 94 57
120 It takes balls to play croquet. 1.3957 0.02769 508 350 117 41
121 Just as entertaining, but less clean up. 1.3957 0.02892 508 354 107 47
122 My horse is obsessed with it. 1.3951 0.02840 534 374 109 51
123 Wanna go see Brokeback Mountain this weekend? 1.3947 0.03464 456 346 40 70
124 Most folks think our legs are like that from riding horses. 1.3944 0.02951 497 349 100 48
125 The object is to play until your opponent loses the will to live. 1.3927 0.03209 466 339 71 56
126 Next thing you know,they 'll be doin' it on horseback. 1.3914 0.03030 488 348 89 51
127 It passes the time while they're breaking in their new jeans. 1.3909 0.02801 527 367 114 46
128 Tell ya’ the truth, I didn’t think they had the balls to face each other. 1.3889 0.03052 486 354 77 55
129 That there’s Davy Croquet. 1.3885 0.02733 538 373 121 44
130 Things sure have quieted down since they repealed the Second Amendment 1.3877 0.03059 472 337 87 48
131 This just goes to show you background checks work. 1.3865 0.05388 163 119 25 19
132 I've got a hankering for some quiche. 1.3864 0.03268 440 321 68 51
133 These bow-legged wickets are great until you get a bad bounce. 1.3860 0.03031 487 350 86 51
134 High noon just ain't the same since we went woke. 1.3860 0.03050 456 325 87 44
135 What Second Amendment? 1.3857 0.03204 503 379 54 70
136 It's just not the same since they repealed the Second Amendment. 1.3857 0.03013 503 364 84 55
137 Next thing you know it will be pickleball at high noon! 1.3846 0.03062 455 323 89 43
138 One day this will be known as the Legend of Davy Croquet 1.3845 0.03124 476 347 75 54
139 Now we can watch without cowering behind a barrel. 1.3844 0.02946 437 300 106 31
140 Mallets at dawn doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.3834 0.03073 459 328 86 45
141 I was the guy on the Monopoly cards for years. Now I'm an extra for New Yorker comics, but mostly retired. 1.3828 0.03413 431 323 51 57
142 Did you see Barbie? 1.3797 0.03338 424 313 61 50
143 You heard wrong. This is the Mild West. 1.3797 0.03063 482 351 79 52
144 Yep. One of the last remaining human wickets still alive in the Old West. 'Sticky' is what they call him, down in Dodge. I seen him roquet six fellers, all by his lonesome, on a lawn in Laredo. Tarnation, that was a sight. 1.3789 0.02982 454 320 96 38
145 The manspreading competition is gettin’ mighty fierce. 1.3784 0.03112 444 319 82 43
146 The town wasn’t big enough for Pickleball! 1.3776 0.03207 429 311 74 44
147 Which one is Davy Croquet? 1.3772 0.03074 448 321 85 42
148 Looks like another shootout at the Croquet Coral 1.3772 0.03265 456 341 58 57
149 QUIT SAYING “He’s got the drop on him”! 1.3770 0.03439 366 264 66 36
150 Turns out the town is big enough for the two of them. 1.3770 0.03082 443 317 85 41
151 No, this is the Croquet Corral. The OK Corral is just down the road a piece. 1.3766 0.03114 462 337 76 49
152 This your first time to the Croquet Corral? 1.3764 0.03167 433 313 77 43
153 You thought pickleball was 'just a fad', too. 1.3761 0.03021 452 327 82 43
154 More like the Mild West… 1.3756 0.03071 410 292 84 34
155 Do you miss the simplicity of drinking and shooting each other? 1.3753 0.03335 421 312 60 49
156 They changed high noon to high tea and it's all been downhill from there. 1.3750 0.03289 408 297 69 42
157 It just ain’t the same since we moved to this senior community Jed 1.3750 0.03136 424 306 78 40
158 Corrective surgery is for Yankees. 1.3747 0.03436 451 349 35 67
159 You sure Wyatt said to meet him at the Croquet Corral? 1.3747 0.03295 419 308 65 46
160 No, it's croquet. Crochet is what we do on Tuesdays. 1.3744 0.03155 422 303 80 39
161 Ridiculous! What ever happened to horseshoes? 1.3734 0.03025 399 276 97 26
162 Horseless Polo! Very woke! 1.3732 0.03185 426 309 75 42
163 Wives found the pistols. 1.3725 0.03201 400 286 79 35
164 If it's over a woman, they'll both be aiming high. 1.3706 0.03376 402 298 59 45
165 The good news is our mortality rate went way down. The bad news is the cattle lost all respect for us. 1.3703 0.03140 424 306 79 39
166 Are you sure he said the gunfight was at the Croquet Corral? 1.3702 0.03076 443 320 82 41
167 And so starts the fight at the Croquet Coral. 1.3702 0.03256 416 305 68 43
168 If the saloons only serve tea, I'm moving on. 1.3695 0.03258 406 296 70 40
169 Well, he did say he was gonna bust his balls... 1.3691 0.03288 401 293 68 40
170 That Cowboy has a Wicket Shot! 1.3691 0.03031 401 280 94 27
171 Polo without horses is like poker without cards. 1.3686 0.03267 388 280 73 35
172 I thought he spelled his name Crocket. 1.3679 0.03200 424 313 67 44
173 This is what happens when they take away our guns. 1.3677 0.03015 465 343 75 47
174 What's next? Lawns 1.3659 0.03160 399 286 80 33
175 At the last home we got to dress up as pirates. 1.3657 0.03015 432 321 69 42
176 I’m about to give one of them my gun." 1.3657 0.03063 402 284 89 29
177 Some guys are just built for the game 1.3657 0.03221 402 292 73 37
178 This is unfair, he has a wider horse. 1.3650 0.03074 411 298 78 35
179 The real fightin’ starts when the pickle ballers get here at 8. 1.3650 0.03150 411 297 78 36
180 It sure ain’t like the old days when men settled their differences with a game of ping pong. 1.3648 0.03042 392 277 88 27
181 New sheriff in town. We’re playin’ by his rules now. 1.3641 0.03230 390 282 74 34
182 I hear Black Bart's puttin' together a pickleball league. You in? 1.3636 0.03401 363 265 64 34
183 It all started with that insult about his lawn." 1.3636 0.03241 374 268 76 30
184 Agnes de Mille told 'em to just 'plié ' . 1.3629 0.03702 383 300 27 56
185 This was the deleted scene from “Brokeback Mountain. 1.3620 0.03601 384 296 37 51
186 They heard that’s how the East was won. 1.3609 0.03253 399 293 68 38
187 Not as dangerous, but it still takes balls. 1.3608 0.03209 413 304 69 40
188 We do things different here at the Croquet Corral. 1.3606 0.03281 391 287 67 37
189 Looks like we've got ourselves another shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.3605 0.03581 344 256 52 36
190 And that's why I ride sidesaddle. 1.3604 0.03263 394 289 68 37
191 Reckon two balls between my legs is enough for me. 1.3603 0.03511 358 269 50 39
192 Less violent, sure, but still senseless and takes way longer. 1.3601 0.03519 336 246 59 31
193 It's the good. the bad, and the wicket. 1.3600 0.03382 375 277 61 37
194 They started using balls when President Lincoln said "With mallets toward none" 1.3592 0.03680 373 290 32 51
195 How long is this galldang gunsmith strike supposed to last? 1.3592 0.03120 412 299 78 35
196 Get comfortable, they play to the death. 1.3590 0.03397 351 258 61 32
197 Shoot out at Croquet Corral. 1.3589 0.03315 365 265 69 31
198 First, they came for our guns. Next, it'll be our croquet. 1.3581 0.03367 377 279 61 37
199 Finally, riding a horse has a real benefit. 1.3575 0.03253 358 259 71 28
200 In my day, you shot between the eyes. 1.3575 0.03313 372 272 67 33
201 It's another shootout at the croquet coral 1.3575 0.03313 372 272 67 33
202 Well, at least it's not pickleball. 1.3573 0.03497 361 270 53 38
203 I love high noon at the Croquet Corral. 1.3571 0.03380 378 281 59 38
204 I tried to order wicked cowboys, but Amazon sent over those wicket cowboys again! I blame Alexa for that. 1.3556 0.03542 329 242 57 30
205 High noon isn't what it used to be. 1.3553 0.03136 394 285 78 31
206 I love you, Keith. Always have. You're my first thought in the morning and my last thought when I'm falling asleep. I'm sick of the charade. I don't care who knows it. Make me the happiest cowboy this side of the Mississippi. Run away with me, Keith. 1.3551 0.03537 352 264 51 37
207 I guess the gun laws finally passed. 1.3548 0.03549 341 254 53 34
208 It’s really the only fair way to play polo in a one-horse town 1.3547 0.03397 375 280 57 38
209 Back in my day, this would've been settled with a single shot. 1.3542 0.03158 367 262 80 25
210 This will be known as the “shoot out at the croquet corral.” 1.3541 0.03552 353 266 49 38
211 I miss the drama of lawn darts. 1.3538 0.03315 342 246 71 25
212 This is the Florida version of history in the Old West. 1.3531 0.03529 337 250 55 32
213 What we got here is a case of mallets aforethought. 1.3531 0.03547 371 284 43 44
214 I'm hanging both of them. On principle. 1.3529 0.03384 357 263 62 32
215 Something wicket this way comes. 1.3528 0.03532 343 256 53 34
216 First one to straighten his legs wins! 1.3518 0.03239 361 261 73 27
217 I prefer a good spaghetti western where they'd settle it with bocce 1.3517 0.03271 381 281 66 34
218 Oh,this is the CRO-K Corral! 1.3516 0.03267 364 265 70 29
219 This won't end well. It never does. 1.3509 0.03585 342 258 48 36
220 Looks like we got ourselves a showdown in the Croquet Corral 1.3497 0.03342 366 271 62 33
221 With a tie score, they announce a “Draw”. Watch what happens then! 1.3492 0.03361 358 267 58 33
222 I remember when we settled things the old-fashioned way: with a dance off. 1.3491 0.03389 338 247 64 27
223 Looking at them, I'd say Tex's mare is pregnant. 1.3477 0.03590 325 243 51 31
224 Gunfights just haven't been the same since OSHA got involved. 1.3476 0.03744 328 252 38 38
225 ESPN is really running out of material. 1.3474 0.03568 331 248 51 32
226 He needs to aim higher. 1.3467 0.03269 323 230 74 19
227 Nothin' better than high noon at the Croquet Corral! 1.3462 0.03512 338 253 53 32
228 This *is* my first rodeo. It ain't what I pictured." 1.3460 0.03587 315 234 53 28
229 In my day, we used pistols at 20 feet. 1.3456 0.03548 298 217 59 22
230 This might be their first rodeo after all. 1.3443 0.03515 334 250 53 31
231 I think we're next 1.3442 0.03104 337 240 79 18
232 No, it's the CROQUET Corral. 1.3438 0.03732 320 245 40 35
233 And I thought curling was boring 1.3432 0.03580 303 226 51 26
234 In our day, instead of mallets we used our dicks. 1.3431 0.03839 341 271 23 47
235 It saves a lot on ammunition. 1.3429 0.03521 312 230 57 25
236 There's only room for one mallet in this town. 1.3429 0.03409 315 229 64 22
237 At least with guns you know who won. 1.3426 0.03494 359 274 47 38
238 Best part is that there's a lot less cleanup after someone loses. 1.3426 0.03315 324 234 69 21
239 Pickleball was cancelled. 1.3425 0.03378 327 239 64 24
240 Looks like we got a shootout at the Croquet Coral 1.3423 0.03520 333 250 52 31
241 I'm going to change a few facts when I tell this story to the boys back East. 1.3422 0.03642 301 224 51 26
242 They didn't qualify for a gun permit. 1.3421 0.03616 304 226 52 26
243 Not only is this town big enough for the both of them, but I hear they're moving in together. 1.3419 0.03598 313 234 51 28
244 They've gone roque. 1.3417 0.03944 319 253 23 43
245 They’re sayin’ that old Rex uses an illegal starch on his Levi’s 1.3412 0.03590 296 218 55 23
246 It's the gunfight at the croquet corral. 1.3405 0.03349 370 279 56 35
247 This is their last game. The Florida governor thinks it's too Freudian. 1.3391 0.03809 289 219 42 28
248 They don’t call it the Mild West for nothin’. 1.3386 0.03625 316 239 47 30
249 Is it me or have these high noon showdowns gotten a little more tepid? 1.3383 0.03608 334 256 43 35
250 Any idea when the writer's strike will be settled? 1.3380 0.04013 287 224 29 34
251 This town is definitely big enough for the two the them 1.3376 0.03551 311 232 53 26
252 How are you coming along with your invention Colt? 1.3375 0.03619 323 246 45 32
253 This is how the West was won?!? 1.3374 0.03258 329 241 66 22
254 The secret is to play someone who rides a big horse. 1.3355 0.03589 313 236 49 28
255 The loser has to ride out of town on his hobby horse. 1.3354 0.03536 316 237 52 27
256 In my day, we played bocce. Like real men 1.3345 0.03733 293 222 44 27
257 Now that there’s what I call the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.3344 0.03622 302 227 49 26
258 Not until one or the other dies of boredom. 1.3344 0.03575 311 234 50 27
259 I needed something to entice the ranch hands back from remote work." 1.3343 0.03406 329 245 58 26
260 They're built for this game. 1.3333 0.03521 321 242 51 28
261 Years from now they'll say it was a gunfight. 1.3333 0.04031 273 212 31 30
262 Forget the Alamo, Ben, that's Davey Croquet! 1.3333 0.03441 309 228 59 22
263 Add horses and this game has legs. 1.3333 0.03501 327 247 51 29
264 Looks like the boys decided to settle it with a shoot-out at the Croquet Coral. 1.3323 0.03559 316 239 49 28
265 The Showdown at the Croquet Corral... has a nice ring, no? 1.3323 0.03751 310 240 37 33
266 Have you signed that petition to bring back the 2nd amendment? 1.3322 0.03352 295 213 66 16
267 The Wild Wild East 1.3322 0.03707 292 221 45 26
268 It's too tense – I can't watch. 1.3313 0.03581 320 244 46 30
269 Nope, that there’s his cousin, Mild Bill Hickok. 1.3311 0.03561 305 229 51 25
270 That’s what happens when the Biden Court overturned Heller. Turns out this town WAS big enough for both of ‘ em, and Boot Hill doesn’t have so many customers these days. Harry Benner, Chevy Chase MD 1.3311 0.04070 305 247 15 43
271 Marijuana legalization really changed "High Noon." 1.3311 0.03647 302 229 46 27
272 Think they wanna play doubles? 1.3311 0.03510 296 219 56 21
273 Looks like it’s gonna be another shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.3300 0.03576 303 228 50 25
274 Low noon… 1.3298 0.03834 285 219 38 28
275 In this town we settle things like civilized folk. 1.3292 0.03308 322 237 64 21
276 We're calling it Croquet at the OK Corral. 1.3290 0.03333 310 232 56 22
277 This would make a boring campfire story. 1.3289 0.03944 301 239 25 37
278 Shootout in the Wicket Wicket West 1.3286 0.03645 280 209 50 21
279 We pride ourselves on creative conflict resolution. 1.3283 0.03937 265 203 37 25
280 Why can’t they play pickle ball like everybody else? 1.3275 0.03747 287 219 42 26
281 If you ask me, I'd rather just shoot him. 1.3275 0.03675 284 214 47 23
282 You gotta have balls to play in this town. 1.3265 0.03552 294 220 52 22
283 High noon at the W.O.K.E. Corral isn't quite as exciting. 1.3265 0.03865 294 230 32 32
284 Polo ponies are on strike again. 1.3265 0.03552 294 220 52 22
285 Days sure can get long when them screenwriters strike. 1.3248 0.03871 274 211 37 26
286 Well, it is the preseason. 1.3247 0.03686 271 203 48 20
287 ' Millenial cowboys!' 1.3246 0.03677 268 200 49 19
288 Shoot out at the Croquet Corral, you say? 1.3245 0.03513 302 227 52 23
289 I have a discouragin' word to say about this. 1.3242 0.03456 293 217 57 19
290 Ah, life without the second amendment. 1.3242 0.03748 293 226 39 28
291 You ready for the showdown at the croquet corral? 1.3238 0.03927 244 184 41 19
292 They say the Croquet Kid has the fastest mallet in the West. 1.3233 0.03143 300 227 54 19
293 It usually ends in a draw. 1.3233 0.03497 266 194 58 14
294 It's Cal's new game. He crossed Croquet with Bocce and calls it Crotchy. 1.3232 0.03521 297 223 52 22
295 Retirement villages don’t have much to offer gunfighters. 1.3232 0.03876 263 201 39 23
296 Nuthin’ tops a Sunday like a showdown at the Croquet Corral! 1.3232 0.03341 328 246 58 24
297 Well, not a gunfight, no. But it's gonna make one heck of a musical. 1.3231 0.03643 294 224 45 25
298 This ain't good or bad, just ugly. 1.3228 0.03774 254 190 46 18
299 I just told him to have some balls. Ma’ boy’s not the brightest, 1.3226 0.03536 279 207 54 18
300 Ah, the wild wicket west 1.3225 0.03812 276 212 39 25
301 I'd even take Pickleball over this. 1.3217 0.03771 258 194 45 19
302 It started at high noon. Neither is a good shot. 1.3216 0.03605 283 213 49 21
303 Know who that is? It's Davy Croquet! 1.3214 0.03969 280 221 28 31
304 I thought you said O.K. not Croquet. 1.3214 0.03367 308 229 59 20
305 That there’s the long arm of the lawn. 1.3213 0.03694 305 237 38 30
306 In my day, we used a pistol. 1.3211 0.03403 299 222 58 19
307 The penalty kicks are painful to watch. 1.3209 0.03856 268 206 38 24
308 Yesterday four people got killed playing backgammon. 1.3205 0.03876 259 198 39 22
309 It’s unfair cause Blondie rides a fatter horse 1.3203 0.03586 281 211 50 20
310 Back in my day, we settled things with lawn darts. 1.3199 0.03482 297 223 53 21
311 It’s the showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.3195 0.03564 313 241 44 28
312 I’d rather watch deer and antelope play. 1.3194 0.03691 288 221 42 25
313 You're thinking of the O. K. Corral. This is the Croquet Corral. 1.3191 0.03747 282 217 40 25
314 Well, first they banned assault rifles.... 1.3188 0.03662 298 230 41 27
315 It's French. Need I say more? 1.3184 0.03675 267 201 47 19
316 Them varmints need to mend their wicket ways. 1.3183 0.03871 289 228 30 31
317 I always thought being bowlegged would come in handy one day. 1.3180 0.03634 283 215 46 22
318 Outlawed in Florida as too woke. 1.3171 0.03630 287 219 45 23
319 I miss the je ne sais quoi of Smith & Wessons. 1.3170 0.03692 265 200 46 19
320 Reckon a ball girl and $8 beers would help? 1.3169 0.03518 284 213 52 19
321 I doubt the shootout at the croquet corral will be remembered by historians. 1.3167 0.03787 281 218 37 26
322 "And you're sure you told the Earps we're at Croquet Corral? 1.3162 0.03985 234 178 38 18
323 What's next? A game using horseshoes? 1.3162 0.03661 272 206 46 20
324 This was way more fun when they were allowed to shoot each other. 1.3162 0.03592 291 222 46 23
325 Guns are illegal in Massachusetts 1.3158 0.03605 304 235 42 27
326 Ever since Mr Rogers became mayor, duels have lost a lot of excitement. 1.3158 0.03523 266 197 54 15
327 No, I said something wicket this way comes! 1.3156 0.03278 301 227 55 19
328 I kinda miss the good old days when they’d just try and shoot the other guy dead. 1.3153 0.03491 295 223 51 21
329 O.K. Corral? No that's down the street. This is the Croquet Corral. 1.3152 0.03730 276 212 41 23
330 After this — ‘Barbie’ movie? Whaddya say? 1.3152 0.04004 257 201 31 25
331 Fewer deaths this way. Sometimes, fewer births, too. 1.3150 0.03675 254 190 48 16
332 You just have to watch out for low hanging fruit. 1.3147 0.03702 286 221 40 25
333 After the gummies, it really is a 'High Noon' 1.3147 0.04080 286 233 16 37
334 Generations from now, they'll still be talking about the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.3142 0.03766 261 199 42 20
335 This is what happens when the Supreme Court finds the Second Amendment right is limited to "well regulated militia" 1.3141 0.03611 277 210 47 20
336 I'd be careful not to hit a high, hard one. 1.3140 0.03798 242 182 44 16
337 Loser has to serve tea. 1.3140 0.03798 242 182 44 16
338 Hank, I don't think "The Shootout at the CROQUET Corral" has quite the same ring to it. 1.3136 0.03556 287 218 48 21
339 In our day, the ball didn't have to stay on the ground. Now that was the true test of a man! 1.3136 0.03487 287 216 52 19
340 Another high noon at the Croquet Corral. 1.3130 0.03714 262 199 44 19
341 Run for cover if one of ‘em pulls out a lawn dart. 1.3127 0.03784 259 198 41 20
342 I think we can just call it 'the West' now. 1.3123 0.03887 253 195 37 21
343 The more time you spend in the saddle, the easier it is for your opponent. 1.3121 0.03562 282 214 48 20
344 I think it's a Woke showdown. 1.3119 0.03332 295 227 47 21
345 Things have changed ever since we ran ol’ Hopscotch Hank out of town. 1.3118 0.03764 279 217 37 25
346 No, not THAT king of the wild frontier. This here’s Davy Croquet 1.3115 0.03771 260 199 41 20
347 I heard they’re gonna play ‘til one of ‘em croques. 1.3114 0.03635 289 223 42 24
348 Does the second amendment mention croquet? 1.3106 0.03916 235 179 39 17
349 It’s the mortician’s day off 1.3106 0.03843 264 205 36 23
350 The trick is to wear skinny jeans. 1.3106 0.03690 264 201 44 19
351 Well Jake, another High Noon at the Croquet Corral! 1.3101 0.03709 258 196 44 18
352 The Sheriff says he's gonna arrest him for mallets aforethought. 1.3100 0.03545 271 204 50 17
353 They call him the Croquet Kid, fastest wrist in the West 1.3097 0.03453 268 199 55 14
354 Ah, a draw. That moves them to the curling round. 1.3093 0.03760 236 177 45 14
355 I don't know what the rules are, but a little cheatin' sure could liven things up. 1.3093 0.04126 236 185 29 22
356 No, no, this is the croquet corral. 1.3091 0.03620 275 210 45 20
357 After this, we head to the barre. 1.3089 0.03855 259 201 36 22
358 Remember gunfights? 1.3086 0.03731 243 183 45 15
359 Things just never were the same around here after ol’ Davy Croquet moved in. 1.3086 0.03726 256 195 43 18
360 You know the NRA was not happy about this 1.3086 0.03638 269 205 45 19
361 Oh, that's the next town over. This here's the Croquet Corral. 1.3084 0.04056 227 175 34 18
362 Honestly, I don't think much of the Mild West. 1.3082 0.03582 279 213 46 20
363 See what happens when you take away the Second Amendment? 1.3082 0.03825 279 220 32 27
364 The one with the fat horse usually loses. 1.3080 0.03787 250 191 41 18
365 This was much more exciting before gun control. 1.3077 0.03842 260 202 36 22
366 This is all quickly turning into the mild west 1.3077 0.03880 260 203 34 23
367 Of course it’s a croquet match, if it was a gunfight, then somebody involved in this cartoon would need to be able to draw. I mean look at this fucking horse. 1.3071 0.03946 254 199 32 23
368 Let's leave early and avoid the stampede. 1.3068 0.03858 251 194 37 20
369 The Croquet Corral just isn’t the same. 1.3066 0.03804 274 215 34 25
370 Been a lot more civil 'round these parts since the Croquet Corral opened. 1.3065 0.03790 261 202 38 21
371 Now isn't this better than guns? 1.3065 0.03675 248 187 46 15
372 Another quiet day at the croquet corral. 1.3065 0.03719 248 188 44 16
373 I thought this was going to be a gunfight at the O.K. Corral, not a funfight at the Croquet Corral 1.3064 0.03907 235 180 38 17
374 Call the coroner. This shot looks good. 1.3064 0.03860 235 179 40 16
375 Your eyes are fine. You're just in Canada. 1.3061 0.03924 245 190 35 20
376 This games so close it’ll probably end in a draw. 1.3054 0.03720 239 180 45 14
377 I thought you were taking me to the OK Corral, not the Croquet Corral. 1.3053 0.03699 262 201 42 19
378 Now that game takes balls. 1.3050 0.03606 259 196 47 16
379 First it was the plastic straws... 1.3050 0.04438 200 157 25 18
380 If you think this is silly, their first choice was curling. 1.3049 0.03910 246 191 35 20
381 Still better than pickleball. 1.3047 0.04034 256 204 26 26
382 I hear this is the way they settle things back east. 1.3042 0.03706 240 181 45 14
383 I miss the old showdowns too, but at least it's not pickle ball. 1.3038 0.03832 237 181 40 16
384 I liked it better when they just shot each other 1.3036 0.03563 280 215 45 20
385 I miss the bloodshed. 1.3035 0.03746 257 198 40 19
386 Wild Bill Wicket and Mallet Earp; this lawn ain't big enough for the two of 'em. 1.3034 0.03865 234 179 39 16
387 The West is just not as wild as it used to be 1.3033 0.03843 244 188 38 18
388 The NRA is not going to like this. 1.3031 0.03735 254 195 41 18
389 So, what brings you to Croquet Corral? 1.3031 0.03521 254 190 51 13
390 Don't laugh. I saw a guy die from a Tiddlywink to the jugular! 1.3029 0.03831 241 185 39 17
391 They're from England. 1.3028 0.03383 284 214 54 16
392 Earl forgot the wickets but we're making do" 1.3028 0.03680 251 191 44 16
393 ..you need hard balls to play this game! 1.3028 0.04012 251 199 28 24
394 It’s workin’ out better than their figure skatin’. 1.3028 0.04061 218 168 34 16
395 It was a huge blow to the undertakers 1.3027 0.03704 261 201 41 19
396 The Pickle Ball courts were full 1.3025 0.03771 238 181 42 15
397 A lot's changed since we legalized weed. 1.3025 0.03910 238 184 36 18
398 Balls, mallets AND horses. Then you might have something. 1.3024 0.03754 248 190 41 17
399 The first guy to stand up straight is the loser. 1.3020 0.03696 245 186 44 15
400 Well that takes balls. 1.3019 0.03816 265 208 34 23
401 I miss the bullets. 1.3013 0.03663 239 180 46 13
402 Whatever they call it, it's better than Pickleball. 1.3013 0.03757 239 182 42 15
403 ...so I've been toying around with another game idea. I'm calling it "Pickleball" and... 1.3008 0.03584 256 194 47 15
404 British High Noon 1.3007 0.04043 276 226 17 33
405 Looks like one more shootout at the CRO K corral 1.3004 0.04267 243 198 17 28
406 Here in Canada we don’t allow handguns. 1.3004 0.03944 253 200 30 23
407 Rolling Rolling Rolling, Keep Those Croquet Balls Rolling, Rawhide! 1.2996 0.04272 227 182 22 23
408 High noon just ain't the same since Dodge went Democrat. 1.2992 0.03921 244 191 33 20
409 We'll always be able to tell our grandkids we witnessed the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
410 I think maybe this town actually IS big enough for the two of them. 1.2989 0.03533 261 198 48 15
411 Them there’s the Wicket brothers, and they aim to settle the score. 1.2984 0.03805 258 202 35 21
412 No wickets. Supply chain. 1.2982 0.03670 228 171 46 11
413 No one mentions that strict gun laws can be fun too. 1.2982 0.03891 218 166 39 13
414 It's not as exciting without the horses 1.2980 0.03687 245 187 43 15
415 There has to be a more conclusive way to decide these disagreements 1.2979 0.03746 235 179 42 14
416 High Noon sure is different since we legalized pot. 1.2977 0.04194 215 169 28 18
417 Their insistence on wearing spurs for this feels pretentious. 1.2974 0.03875 232 179 37 16
418 Duels sure have gotten more interesting since we banned assault rifles. 1.2971 0.03841 239 185 37 17
419 Rumor has it, Wild Bill's pappy took out a whole posse playing Wordle. 1.2967 0.04141 246 199 21 26
420 I didn't think they had the balls to play this. 1.2961 0.03955 233 182 33 18
421 In my day, you were a dead man if the other guy took the first shot! 1.2961 0.03861 233 180 37 16
422 The loser gets shot. 1.2960 0.03719 250 193 40 17
423 They rode in from Connecticut 1.2960 0.03930 223 172 36 15
424 Kid's got balls, I'll give you that. 1.2958 0.03781 240 185 39 16
425 They’ve been at it since high noon. 1.2958 0.03872 240 187 35 18
426 The boys renamed the place the Croquet Corral. 1.2958 0.04166 213 167 29 17
427 Who’s going to tell them that this is not how the West was won? 1.2957 0.03846 230 177 38 15
428 Bart there's, got the skinnier horse. 1.2954 0.03718 237 181 42 14
429 If they don’t shoot at each other, I’m going to do it 1.2954 0.03951 237 186 32 19
430 This is the future liberals want for Texas! 1.2951 0.04081 244 196 24 24
431 It started because the cemetery was getting full; but now, we're the knee replacement capitol of the world. 1.2949 0.03700 234 178 43 13
432 Everybody always thought it was from being in the saddle all day. 1.2948 0.03915 251 199 30 22
433 He’s the fastest mallet in the West. 1.2946 0.03863 224 172 38 14
434 I remember the old days when we solved this stuff with bocce... 1.2946 0.03990 241 191 29 21
435 I knew them bow legs must be good for something. 1.2946 0.03481 241 180 51 10
436 Danged fools …town doesn't even have a lawn. 1.2944 0.04069 231 183 28 20
437 Them varmints is askin' fer trouble. This here's a lawn darts town. 1.2944 0.03648 248 190 43 15
438 It works pretty well unless they hit the ball too high. 1.2941 0.03618 272 212 40 20
439 Well that explains all the moseying 1.2941 0.03578 255 195 45 15
440 C’mon!! Seriously? The “CROQET corral …”? 1.2941 0.04069 238 190 26 22
441 Seems like we ought to get horses involved in this somehow." 1.2939 0.03712 228 173 43 12
442 Marvin has a sticky wicket. 1.2939 0.03552 228 175 41 12
443 What were they even mad about, again? 1.2938 0.03911 211 161 38 12
444 Yeah, I reckon the old way was a bit quicker 1.2936 0.03687 235 179 43 13
445 The Wild West just ain’t as wild as it used to be. 1.2934 0.03614 242 184 45 13
446 Not as excitin' as I thought it would be. 1.2930 0.04025 215 167 33 15
447 It used to be wicked gun play. Now it's wicket fun play. 1.2930 0.04132 215 169 29 17
448 Mallets aforethought? 1.2929 0.03922 239 188 32 19
449 If they can’t settle their differences with croquet, I fear it may escalate to cornhole. 1.2928 0.03909 222 174 32 16
450 You forgot the cucumber sandwiches again." 1.2927 0.03573 246 187 46 13
451 Are ya sure ya told Wyatt - the "OK" Corral? 1.2927 0.03884 246 194 32 20
452 And if you turn'em upside down, we've got goal posts! 1.2926 0.03850 229 177 37 15
453 It takes balls to live in this town. 1.2925 0.03723 253 197 38 18
454 The birth of Gentrification. 1.2924 0.03722 236 181 41 14
455 Safer than gunslinging and better for the environment. 1.2920 0.03676 226 171 44 11
456 They’ve finally passed sensible gun legislation. 1.2918 0.03782 257 205 30 22
457 Gotta keep this up until the mortician gets back from vacation. 1.2917 0.03725 240 185 40 15
458 No you said they definitely didn't have the balls to meet at high noon...... 1.2911 0.04032 237 189 27 21
459 'Sudden Death' matches just ain't the same these days. 1.2911 0.03850 237 185 35 17
460 They say Dodge City is a wicket little town. 1.2910 0.03727 244 189 39 16
461 The history books will claim this never happened. 1.2908 0.03740 251 196 37 18
462 They face off at high noon so they're done by high tea. 1.2907 0.03819 227 175 38 14
463 I think I prefer the mild, mild west. 1.2905 0.03973 210 162 35 13
464 the polo matches haven’t been the same since this horse shortage, pardner 1.2902 0.03569 255 196 44 15
465 Don't worry, it'll end in a shoot out. 1.2898 0.03758 245 191 37 17
466 It doesn't become crucial until they go for the center peg. 1.2895 0.04097 228 182 26 20
467 What a wicket game they play! 1.2895 0.03648 228 173 44 11
468 Looks like another showdown at the Cro-K-Corral! 1.2887 0.03913 239 189 31 19
469 It may look stupid, but it's saving lives. 1.2881 0.03663 236 181 42 13
470 Sure, the element of danger is missing but the suspense is still killing me. 1.2881 0.03613 236 180 44 12
471 Then again, no one gets killed at the "croquet" corral. 1.2881 0.03638 243 187 42 14
472 Another showdown at the croquet corral. 1.2880 0.03723 250 198 33 19
473 It's just as boring as it looks! 1.2879 0.03941 198 151 37 10
474 Let's start the NRA and make the west great again. 1.2877 0.04161 212 168 27 17
475 Could you move over? Your knee is touchin' mine. 1.2877 0.03883 212 163 37 12
476 Kids these days. Am I right? 1.2877 0.03743 219 167 41 11
477 I seem to remember duels being more consequential 1.2877 0.04166 219 175 25 19
478 Either some polecat stole the wickets, or these greenhorns are new to the game. 1.2876 0.03841 233 182 35 16
479 Is this high noon or high tea? 1.2876 0.03792 233 181 37 15
480 They're good...until they come up agin one o' them fancy side saddle players 1.2875 0.04200 240 197 17 26
481 This could take awhile 1.2870 0.03750 223 171 40 12
482 My wife thinks I'm out mending fences." 1.2870 0.03673 230 176 42 12
483 So is THIS pickleball?!? 1.2870 0.03724 230 177 40 13
484 I didn’t reckon it’d be a shootout at the croquet corral… 1.2869 0.03688 251 196 38 17
485 This is the future that liberals want. 1.2864 0.04355 206 166 21 19
486 They just moved here from Nantucket. 1.2864 0.03728 220 168 41 11
487 It's called "bro-quet," the retired cowboys' game of choice. 1.2864 0.03997 220 173 31 16
488 Wasn’t this supposed to be a gun fight at the Croquet Corral? 1.2864 0.03672 220 167 43 10
489 It’s the Mild West out there. 1.2863 0.03909 227 178 33 16
490 We've got to stop hiring cowboys from California. 1.2857 0.04574 175 139 22 14
491 He always closes his legs at the last second. 1.2857 0.03903 210 162 36 12
492 Walter, I think the black shirt is the cutest, and he hits the ball well with an interesting twist.” “Can I have him? 1.2857 0.04550 210 174 12 24
493 Them two's some of wicketest men in the West 1.2857 0.04519 189 152 20 17
494 He’s been taking advantage of his missus. 1.2857 0.04087 217 172 28 17
495 Do those fellas have rickets or whickets? 1.2857 0.03817 217 167 38 12
496 I blame the Brits. 1.2857 0.03817 217 167 38 12
497 We call it 'Sticky Wicket' 1.2851 0.03859 235 185 33 17
498 Just something else you can do after riding a horse. 1.2851 0.03601 221 167 45 9
499 Things aren't nearly as exciting as they used to be around here. 1.2851 0.03822 221 171 37 13
500 I hear that they're from back east. 1.2851 0.03822 221 171 37 13
501 Well, Bert's a real stickler when they let you do weapon-of-choice. 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
502 Pickleball tomorrow? 1.2837 0.03836 215 166 37 12
503 Remember when a shootout really meant somethin’? 1.2837 0.03982 208 162 33 13
504 Behold - the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2833 0.03926 233 185 30 18
505 Around here we call it Crotchet. 1.2832 0.03863 226 177 34 15
506 There’s only one therapist in town so here we all are….. 1.2831 0.03841 219 170 36 13
507 I've seen him do that shot standing backwards using a mirror. 1.2830 0.03928 212 165 34 13
508 In the old days, “knocking your balls off meant something.” 1.2827 0.04658 191 157 14 20
509 They used to be ranch hands but couldn't get their calves together. 1.2827 0.04158 191 149 30 12
510 I got myself a participation trophy. 1.2827 0.03812 191 144 40 7
511 Nothing like a showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.2826 0.03961 230 183 29 18
512 Gun controls change everything. 1.2825 0.03897 223 175 33 15
513 They will be calling this the gunfight at the croquet corral. 1.2825 0.04050 223 178 27 18
514 Immigrants 1.2824 0.04298 216 176 19 21
515 It’s the Croquet Corral. 1.2823 0.03965 209 163 33 13
516 You got some spare horseshoes? I got an idea. 1.2821 0.03816 234 184 34 16
517 It beats cornhole. 1.2810 0.04062 210 166 29 15
518 Where I come from, they'd have settled this with dueling pianos. 1.2808 0.04219 203 162 25 16
519 I really came for the curling. 1.2805 0.03811 221 172 36 13
520 I think this is the end of an evocative American literary genre. 1.2803 0.03755 239 188 35 16
521 "First slap shot between the opponent's legs wins. The old pros are mostly infertile." 1.2802 0.03978 232 186 27 19
522 I think this might go quicker if we gave them guns 1.2800 0.03968 225 179 29 17
523 Heck! Back in my day we didn’t have mallets or a ball. We used our hands and tumbleweed! 1.2800 0.04143 200 158 28 14
524 What would you expect at the Croquet Corral ? 1.2793 0.03742 222 172 38 12
525 The pickleball court was full at noon. 1.2793 0.04155 222 180 22 20
526 Shootout at the AARP Corral. 1.2791 0.04150 215 173 24 18
527 Trust me, it gets more exciting when they get frustrated and start hitting each other with the mallets. 1.2789 0.04546 190 155 17 18
528 Never thought I'd see such a fun fight at the Croquet Corral! 1.2787 0.04272 183 144 27 12
529 Hard to tell which is the widest wicket in the west. 1.2787 0.04056 183 141 33 9
530 Davy is naming it after himself: Crockett 1.2783 0.03972 212 167 31 14
531 This lawn ain’t big enough for the two of us 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
532 Someday the Shootout at the Croquet Corral will be famous! 1.2780 0.03989 223 178 28 17
533 I hope they will die of boredom before we do. 1.2778 0.04105 198 156 29 13
534 Supposedly the winner gets to choose between badminton and ping pong next. 1.2775 0.03774 209 161 38 10
535 You’d never know that they used to call him Davy Croquet: the fastest putter in the West. 1.2775 0.04010 209 165 30 14
536 I heard Smith and Wesson are working on something that'll change this here game. 1.2775 0.04010 209 165 30 14
537 I'm tellin' you, Tex, neither one's been the same since his horse died. 1.2773 0.03974 220 175 29 16
538 It's like polo, without the horses and perfume 1.2771 0.03637 231 179 40 12
539 You just can't beat lethal Bocce! 1.2770 0.04011 213 169 29 15
540 I guess this town is big enough. 1.2770 0.03604 213 162 43 8
541 Yep, they’re the only survivors from the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2770 0.03956 213 168 31 14
542 Lofting the ball at your opponent is a foul. 1.2769 0.03621 242 189 39 14
543 You know,Showdown at The Villages is not quite what I expected 1.2767 0.03869 206 160 35 11
544 That's Wyatt AARP 1.2766 0.04254 188 149 26 13
545 Dang shame that they had to sell the polo horses. 1.2765 0.03620 217 166 42 9
546 I miss the lawn darts. 1.2765 0.03903 217 171 32 14
547 They're just passin' time until the pickleball court gets built. 1.2760 0.03744 221 172 37 12
548 Where's the pickles? 1.2760 0.04161 221 180 21 20
549 Stiff raw denim is so versatile. 1.2757 0.04209 214 174 21 19
550 I liked it better without instant replay. 1.2757 0.03826 214 167 35 12
551 Slim's last opponent croqued 1.2754 0.04089 207 165 27 15
552 who manages your 401K? 1.2753 0.04272 178 140 27 11
553 Mallet Fight at the Cro-K Corral 1.2750 0.04006 200 157 31 12
554 I find it just as exciting and there's less clean up. 1.2748 0.03784 222 174 35 13
555 Is this your first rodeo! 1.2746 0.04235 193 154 25 14
556 Only The New Yorker would let you call this the Croquet Corral. 1.2744 0.04191 215 175 21 19
557 When does one of ‘em get shot? 1.2744 0.03753 215 167 37 11
558 Back in our day, each man had two balls. 1.2744 0.03978 215 171 29 15
559 And that's why we're called '' The Wicketless town in the West.'' 1.2736 0.04050 201 159 29 13
560 It's a family-friendly territory, more "mild west". 1.2736 0.03862 201 156 35 10
561 You wanna hear something? Apparently, elsewhere, a 'shootout' means using guns. 1.2736 0.04016 212 169 28 15
562 That’ll be the last shot at the Croquet Corral. 1.2736 0.03960 212 168 30 14
563 There's nothing like high noon shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.2735 0.03926 223 178 29 16
564 They moved here from the Hamptons. 1.2732 0.04215 194 155 25 14
565 Siri autocorrected Bullets to Mallets 1.2732 0.04086 194 153 29 12
566 It’s new for Wild West Fridays. They’re calling it ‘Shootout at the Croquet Corral’ 1.2732 0.03933 205 161 32 12
567 This isn’t as fun without horses. 1.2732 0.03933 205 161 32 12
568 After this we serve tea with no cups 1.2731 0.03907 216 171 31 14
569 I think gunfights were a little more decisive. 1.2731 0.03933 238 193 25 20
570 They both have rickets so they don't need no wickets 1.2727 0.03677 231 181 37 13
571 Maybe it's me, Clem, but these newfangled showdowns just don't feel the same. 1.2727 0.04054 209 167 27 15
572 I reckon it's really hard to get back in the saddle. 1.2727 0.04392 187 151 21 15
573 The first one who dies of boredom is the winner. 1.2727 0.03562 242 189 40 13
574 He's got balls. 1.2727 0.04334 198 161 20 17
575 After all those years on horseback, what else could they do? 1.2723 0.03732 235 186 34 15
576 Sorta makes me wish they hadn’t repealed the Second Amendment 1.2723 0.03911 224 179 29 16
577 Ain’t exactly how the West was won. 1.2723 0.03559 213 165 39 9
578 Rules in croquet? There are no rules in croquet. 1.2723 0.03829 213 167 34 12
579 we all picked up weird habits during the pandemic 1.2723 0.03971 202 159 31 12
580 This is almost as exciting as watching fishing. 1.2723 0.03992 191 149 32 10
581 This is nothin'. In my day, we'd put a wicket in the middle. 1.2722 0.03681 180 140 33 7
582 Eh, last year’s Pickleball Fight at the OK Corall was better. 1.2718 0.04036 206 164 28 14
583 Heck, yes it’s boring, but it beats Musk versus Zuckerberg. 1.2718 0.03667 206 158 40 8
584 If they’re dueling to the death I think they’re using those mallets wrong. 1.2718 0.03977 206 163 30 13
585 Damn castle rustlers made off with fifteen head and the wickets. 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
586 It’s called Croquet at the O.K. Corral 1.2715 0.04174 221 184 15 22
587 Fastest Mallet in the West," I hear 1.2714 0.03748 199 153 38 8
588 Who knew post-rodeo-leg-syndrom could become a whole sport? 1.2714 0.04195 199 160 24 15
589 It was Davy Crockett’s idea 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
590 Looks like there’s a shootout at the croquet corral 1.2711 0.03996 225 182 25 18
591 Maybe the Yahtzee game at the saloon has more action. 1.2710 0.03927 214 170 30 14
592 I would have preferred the spelling contest. 1.2709 0.04015 203 161 29 13
593 Gentrification, am I right? 1.2708 0.03763 192 147 38 7
594 A scene from Sergio Leone’s lesser known classic, “For a Few Wickets More” 1.2708 0.03834 192 148 36 8
595 Ridin'' horseback sure comes in handy sometimes. 1.2705 0.04076 207 166 26 15
596 Talk about slow death! 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
597 I had more fun watching the tumbleweed” 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
598 I'm all for supporting the arts, but sometimes a feller just wants a spectacle, not a metaphor. 1.2704 0.04360 196 160 19 17
599 Pickleball can’t hold a candle to Mallet March Madness!” 1.2701 0.03668 211 163 39 9
600 This may take some tweaking. 1.2701 0.03668 211 163 39 9
601 The horses are on strike. 1.2700 0.03864 200 156 34 10
602 Mallets don't kill people, people kill people 1.2700 0.04116 200 160 26 14
603 This is gonna end in a draw." 1.2699 0.03450 226 173 45 8
604 Yup, this is how we pass the time, here at the Cro-Quet Corral 1.2698 0.04014 189 148 31 10
605 They wanted to use guns, but it's so cliche nowadays. 1.2697 0.04256 178 141 26 11
606 It'll be a case of mallet aforethought 1.2696 0.03997 204 162 29 13
607 What a croque. 1.2696 0.04057 204 163 27 14
608 Wanna hit the saloon? This could take awhile. 1.2694 0.03887 193 150 34 9
609 I don't know who's good or bad, but this sure is ugly. 1.2694 0.03817 193 149 36 8
610 The benefit of dueling this way is now we can have annual rematches. 1.2694 0.03956 193 151 32 10
611 Speaking as an undertaker, I prefer the old way of doing things! 1.2694 0.03693 219 171 37 11
612 The Australians call this knocky backy forthy. 1.2692 0.04470 182 148 19 15
613 Croquet hoops? Nah, they just stand there. Unless, of course, it is a high ball. 1.2692 0.04493 208 175 10 23
614 It's not as exciting as a gunfight, but it is better than Rock Paper Scissors 1.2690 0.03833 197 153 35 9
615 This town ain’t big enough for a shootout. 1.2688 0.03475 186 146 33 7
616 Ok--so what if we give 'em both cheerleaders and put it in a 50,000 seat arena? 1.2687 0.04217 201 163 22 16
617 Could be worse…could be Pickleball. 1.2685 0.03894 216 172 30 14
618 I told you that gun control was a slippery slope 1.2685 0.04003 216 174 26 16
619 These shoot-outs lost a lot of gravitas after Jesse James Worthington III got back from his August in the Hamptons. 1.2685 0.04109 216 176 22 18
620 But when they came to take our wickets, we had no guns to stop em. 1.2684 0.03865 231 186 28 17
621 I prefer horse shoes. 1.2683 0.03667 205 158 39 8
622 These were a lot shorter when they just shot each other. 1.2683 0.03858 205 161 33 11
623 Safer, sure. But not as exciting as High Noon. 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
624 In a parallel universe, they aim guns at each other and shoot...can you imagine? 1.2682 0.04380 179 144 22 13
625 Everything’s changed since them dang’d British moved into town. 1.2680 0.04071 194 154 28 12
626 I understand the NRA is not happy. 1.2679 0.04041 209 168 26 15
627 It takes balls to make a cowboy. 1.2679 0.04000 224 182 24 18
628 Man, this really made ten minutes feel like an hour. 1.2677 0.04013 198 157 29 12
629 In my day, we played lacrosse like real men. 1.2674 0.03815 187 144 36 7
630 It gets more exciting at noon. 1.2673 0.03957 202 160 30 12
631 Davy, Davy Croquet. King of the wild front lawn. 1.2670 0.04430 176 142 21 13
632 Nothin' like a good duel at the Croquet Corral. 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
633 Well, pardner, way back in the day, you and me, we didn't have none of them fancy contraptions and gizmos. Nope, we counted on grit, gumption, and backbone. You remember, right? Yes siree, back in our day, we shot each other. 1.2670 0.04356 176 141 23 12
634 I guess this town is big enough for everybody now. 1.2670 0.03907 191 149 33 9
635 The old method was really affecting our population growth. 1.2667 0.04024 210 169 26 15
636 Whatever they’re doin’ this town ain’t big enough for it. 1.2667 0.04024 210 169 26 15
637 The mild, mild West. 1.2664 0.03623 214 166 39 9
638 Boring as hell until the sudden death round. 1.2664 0.04024 214 173 25 16
639 Ironic that I've taken their guns but now I want them dead. 1.2663 0.04481 169 136 21 12
640 Every day, Dodge City gets more and more gentrified. 1.2660 0.04121 203 164 24 15
641 Is this the Croquet Corrale? 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
642 I think this might be why they now call it the 'mild west' instead of the 'wild west.' 1.2657 0.03538 207 166 30 11
643 I have season tickets 1.2657 0.03886 207 164 31 12
644 A lot o’ folks struggle with the tactical nuance of bowleggin’ 1.2657 0.03946 207 165 29 13
645 Yep. That there’s Davy Croquet. 1.2655 0.03817 226 181 30 15
646 This makes me miss days when they feuded using lawn darts. 1.2654 0.04118 211 172 22 17
647 This is what happens when people elect liberal sheriffs 1.2654 0.04007 211 170 26 15
648 Just another day at the croquet corral 1.2648 0.03954 219 177 26 16
649 They make it look so easy on Bridgerton 1.2648 0.03954 219 177 26 16
650 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
651 I just got here. What's the score? 1.2642 0.03940 193 152 31 10
652 Turns out being bowlegged is good for something after all! 1.2640 0.04238 178 142 25 11
653 Nice to see those horseback bowlegs being put to good use. 1.2640 0.03951 197 156 30 11
654 It’s Quaker Night at the O.K Corral. 1.2638 0.04508 163 131 21 11
655 You want strategy? Go play chess. 1.2637 0.04172 182 145 26 11
656 Amazon said the wickets are “back ordered.” 1.2637 0.03960 201 160 29 12
657 This is the sudden death round. 1.2637 0.03832 201 158 33 10
658 Looks like this is their first rodeo. 1.2634 0.04248 186 150 23 13
659 The city folks who said that this town would never get a professional sports team must be feeling a might foolish right now. 1.2634 0.04179 186 149 25 12
660 Sure, to turn sideways would be considered unmanly, but I submit it is a winning tactic! 1.2634 0.04109 186 148 27 11
661 They must have thought I said, "Gunfight at the Croquet Corral." 1.2634 0.03717 205 160 36 9
662 I hear it’s more exciting when they use a pickle. 1.2634 0.04026 205 165 26 14
663 We'll soon learn who has the bigger balls. 1.2626 0.03867 198 156 32 10
664 Some say you should wear polo shirts and play it on horses, but I dunno ... 1.2626 0.04363 179 145 21 13
665 high noon it isn't. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
666 Think of how tough a game it would be if they had never been on a horse. 1.2620 0.03946 187 147 31 9
667 Crockett came up with the game. Hasn’t named it yet though… 1.2620 0.04361 187 153 19 15
668 When those wickets finally show up, all hell is going to break loose. 1.2613 0.03577 199 153 40 6
669 Maybe we shouldn’t have passed gun control 1.2613 0.03916 199 158 30 11
670 Things have been slow since they confiscated all our guns 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
671 I’d heard the English Kid was in town. 1.2609 0.04059 184 146 28 10
672 A week back they shot someone that they caught cheating. The son of a gun was starching his pants. 1.2609 0.04706 161 132 16 13
673 This town ain't big enough for either of them. 1.2607 0.03993 211 171 25 15
674 Old Jake was a bad man, but this still seems like a disrespectful way to treat his testicles 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
675 They’re not allowed to play with guns. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
676 Should our knees be touching? 1.2605 0.04049 215 176 22 17
677 Loser leaves on the 3:10 to Biddleton-on-Tweed. 1.2604 0.04522 192 161 12 19
678 Well, I'd say this town is big enough for the both of them. 1.2603 0.03779 219 175 31 13
679 It's all about the thigh gap. 1.2602 0.03819 196 154 33 9
680 Perfect game for those of us who ride a horse Al day. 1.2602 0.03534 196 155 33 8
681 I liked it better when people just shot each other. 1.2602 0.03886 196 155 31 10
682 These two wicket shootouts are real nail biters. 1.2602 0.03953 196 156 29 11
683 Yes, that IS the Croquet Corral 1.2602 0.04083 196 158 25 13
684 That's not fair. My horse is wider than yours. 1.2600 0.04025 200 161 26 13
685 Well, I reckon that the Wild West has been lost. 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
686 These new health and safety laws sort of kill the excitement of the duel 1.2597 0.04175 181 145 25 11
687 Resolving disputes with croquet is more genteel, but it lacks a certain finality... 1.2595 0.04321 185 151 20 14
688 It’s just not the same after gun control. 1.2593 0.04254 189 154 21 14
689 We shoulda known it would come to this when his cattle call was "Boeuf." 1.2591 0.03992 193 154 28 11
690 Do you suppose they sleep that way? 1.2589 0.03822 224 181 28 15
691 Doesn’t scare the horses as much as pickle ball. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
692 Tex invented this game called polo. Looked good. Too bad his horse died. 1.2584 0.03838 209 167 30 12
693 Life’s more pleasant without guns. 1.2584 0.03460 209 166 34 9
694 We're up, partner! 1.2582 0.03929 182 143 31 8
695 I remember before the place got gentrified. 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
696 Should we leave? 1.2579 0.04299 190 156 19 15
697 Yellowstone has really run out of new plot lines 1.2579 0.04480 159 128 21 10
698 What'd you expect at the Croquet Corral? 1.2576 0.03918 198 158 29 11
699 Put a couple of hosses under it and ya might have somethin' worth watchin'. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
700 Croquet Corral”? Are you sure we’re in the right place 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
701 So, Burr or Hamilton? 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
702 They’re talking about converting it to a pickle ball court. 1.2573 0.04257 171 137 24 10
703 'Horsing-around' got cancelled for wokeness 1.2573 0.04337 171 138 22 11
704 Next thing they will be playing Pickleball! 1.2570 0.04124 179 143 26 10
705 You need real balls to play this game. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
706 It lacks drama. 1.2568 0.04134 183 147 25 11
707 Never thought I'd see Wicket Earp take on Croq Holliday. 1.2567 0.03702 187 145 36 6
708 I'm glad they've decided to settle this like gentlemen. 1.2567 0.03928 187 148 30 9
709 the good, the bad, and the fancy 1.2567 0.03779 187 146 34 7
710 Alexander Hamilton should have chosen this kind of duel. 1.2566 0.04620 152 123 19 10
711 'Round these parts, we take kindly to strangers. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
712 You really need balls to do what they're doing. 1.2562 0.04152 203 167 20 16
713 Subjugating the native population while honoring the games of our European ancestors during these hard times, well, does it get any better'n this? 1.2561 0.04463 164 133 20 11
714 It’ll be better when the railroad gets to town and the hoops arrive 1.2560 0.04150 207 171 19 17
715 Things sure ain't the same since they passed that gun safety legislation. 1.2560 0.04150 207 171 19 17
716 I hate it when these games go into sudden death 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
717 And in the rodeo, they’re gonn be riding lactose-free dairy cows. 1.2558 0.04692 172 144 12 16
718 Just wait for his killer shot! 1.2557 0.04089 176 140 27 9
719 Cowboy-ing is just a part time gig for these buckaroos. They actually ride horses just to keep their legs in croquet shape. 1.2556 0.04027 180 143 28 9
720 Hank is toast. His horse is fatter. 1.2554 0.04041 184 147 27 10
721 City folk think the bowlegs are 'cuz of the horses. 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
722 This dispute could be settled for generations if he just got more height off the mallet. 1.2553 0.04122 188 152 24 12
723 Takes more than a wicket shortage to stop a cowboy. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
724 Remember in the good ole days. Cartoons would never make fun of cowboys 1.2552 0.03711 192 150 35 7
725 He 's got a wicket shot. 1.2550 0.03883 200 160 29 11
726 Croquet has really become popular after we ran out of bullets. 1.2550 0.03883 200 160 29 11
727 I think I fell asleep in history class again. 1.2549 0.03954 204 165 26 13
728 They're both headed for knee replacements 1.2547 0.04251 161 127 25 8
729 Ain't the tension palpable. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
730 We save money on the wickets. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
731 And then my HOA sent me a notice that my cactus was too cliche even for this cartoon. 1.2544 0.04522 169 139 17 13
732 Our H.R. Department does a bang up job of conflict resolution. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
733 I guess it's Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2542 0.04223 177 143 23 11
734 If he hits his opponent's crotch, he will lose the match but receive tremendous applause from the gallery. 1.2542 0.04373 177 145 19 13
735 The NRA won't like this. 1.2541 0.04007 181 144 28 9
736 Did you say those guys are playing croquet or asked me if the guy on the right is about to croak ay? 1.2541 0.04504 185 155 13 17
737 I didn’t think they had the balls. 1.2541 0.04372 185 153 17 15
738 It is much safer than throwing horseshoes at each other. 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
739 I always heard he was a wicket shot... 1.2541 0.03948 185 147 29 9
740 ...Nope, that's how they always stand 1.2540 0.04034 189 152 26 11
741 Big hat, no mallet. 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
742 This will go down in history as Croquet at the OK. 1.2539 0.04043 193 156 25 12
743 Brits. 1.2537 0.03686 205 167 26 12
744 We call it the shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2536 0.03883 209 169 27 13
745 The games's a little harder when one of 'em is knock-kneed. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
746 We were doin’ fine until the Brits showed up. 1.2530 0.04331 166 134 22 10
747 Using cowboys to fill in during the wicket shortage was pure genius! 1.2530 0.04496 166 136 18 12
748 About as bad as it gets here in the Mild, Mild West. 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
749 You need balls to do it this way. 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
750 This ain't great, but I feel worse about the tea room replacing the saloon. 1.2529 0.04111 174 139 26 9
751 Good thing they don't ride side-saddle! 1.2529 0.04191 174 140 24 10
752 No instructions with the box, but we'll figure it out. 1.2528 0.03721 178 138 35 5
753 At least they’re not playing golf! 1.2528 0.04048 178 142 27 9
754 I'm pretty sure the park manager had said O.K Corral, not Croquet Corral. 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
755 He's got this. I've seen his backhand. 1.2528 0.03888 178 140 31 7
756 Been pretty borin' round here since Smith and Wesson closed down. 1.2528 0.04202 178 144 23 11
757 Shootouts in town really changed after the Hole in the Wall Gang made off with our wickets. 1.2527 0.03987 182 145 28 9
758 They call this Rickets Cricket. 1.2527 0.04002 186 149 27 10
759 Maybe you ain't familiar with the Croquet Corral. 1.2526 0.04281 194 161 17 16
760 This is how we settle things out west 1.2526 0.03713 194 155 30 9
761 Nut shots at the Croquet Corral 1.2525 0.03784 202 161 31 10
762 Gonna be a short game if that ball bounces wrong. 1.2515 0.04551 163 134 17 12
763 They call it "Shootout at the Cro-K Corral.." 1.2515 0.04390 167 136 20 11
764 No, playing croquet doesn't make them stand like that. It's their blazing saddles! 1.2515 0.04550 171 142 15 14
765 I hate this penalty shootout phase of the game. Players can get hurt. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
766 I prefer to see them on horseback , it adds a certain je ne sais quoi ." 1.2514 0.04028 179 143 27 9
767 This is how we settle things since stricter gun laws were put in place. Not as exciting, but easier to clean up. 1.2514 0.04255 179 146 21 12
768 Well, you’ve got balls showing up here 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
769 By golly, if this don't beat pay-per-view. 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
770 Pickleball was just not manly enough for the boys." 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
771 It's no use being the fastest mallet in the west if you don't have any balls. 1.2513 0.04055 187 151 25 11
772 I'll be hornswoggled if that ain't Davy Croquet hisself ! 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
773 “The cowboy with the widest horse usually loses.” 1.2500 0.04035 188 152 25 11
774 D'ya 'spose we've gone a bit too far with the gun control thing? 1.2500 0.03929 180 143 29 8
775 I think he's got him by the balls. 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
776 Well, what did you expect after they passed gun control? 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
777 Bicycle riders wouldn’t have a chance in this game. 1.2500 0.04306 180 148 19 13
778 This isn't usually how dual go around here. Normally they play badminton. 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
779 I don’t think this new writer from Downton Abbey is going to work out. 1.2500 0.04057 200 164 22 14
780 The winner has to standoff Pigeon-toed Phil. 1.2500 0.04179 200 166 18 16
781 I could be a cowboy 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
782 They aren’t manspreaders, you ninny. They’re cultural icons. 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
783 You sure Doc said the Cro-K Corral? 1.2500 0.04000 204 167 23 14
784 Wait, did you say wickets or rickets? 1.2500 0.04003 208 171 22 15
785 I hear them city slickers play a game called Pickle Ball 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
786 Gun control regulations are having side effects 1.2500 0.04357 164 133 21 10
787 The winner gets to play the unbeatable knock-kneed cowpoke. 1.2487 0.03836 197 158 29 10
788 Only half the kit has been delivered, but it hasn't been a problem. 1.2487 0.03945 189 152 27 10
789 The loser has to pay for dinner--and theater tickets. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
790 Don’t need wickets when you got legs like that. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
791 Calls himself Buffalo William 1.2486 0.04204 177 144 22 11
792 It's nicer, but the clack of croquet balls just ain't the same as the sound of a gunshot. 1.2486 0.04280 177 145 20 12
793 I read that the NRA is filing suit against this upstart competitor! 1.2486 0.04427 173 143 17 13
794 Their years of riding horses has finally paid off. 1.2485 0.04178 169 136 24 9
795 Less exciting but easier to explain to our corporate sponsors. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
796 These guys are still on strike and this is how they play the shootout scene without a script. 1.2485 0.04333 165 134 21 10
797 Oh, they's mad. Jim says 'croquet,' Sam says 'croquette. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
798 It’s a sad state of affairs, they have been like this since their horses passed away. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
799 I think this was supposed to take place at the O K Corral, not the Croquet Corral. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
800 Preseason is just not the same 1.2484 0.04666 157 130 15 12
801 Where’d you say the new Sheriff was from? 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
802 It’s best played right after a long , hard ride! 1.2474 0.03927 190 153 27 10
803 Who does he think he is, Davy Croquet? 1.2474 0.04134 190 156 21 13
804 This is never going to catch on... 1.2474 0.04066 190 155 23 12
805 It’s a game called Crockett. Davy came up with it. 1.2473 0.03984 186 150 26 10
806 Dueling banjos is where I draw the line. 1.2473 0.03732 182 143 33 6
807 Another day at the Croquet Corral” 1.2473 0.04044 182 147 25 10
808 The winner faces the undefeated one-legged Willie. 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
809 The guy with the fattest horse usually loses. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
810 This High Noon reenactment lacks some of the tension, don't it? 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
811 Call me old-fashioned, but 'Croquet at the O.K. Corral' has Oscar snub written all over it. 1.2470 0.04394 166 136 19 11
812 The sheriff said they needed to find a more civilized way to settle their differences. Did they go too far? 1.2469 0.04384 162 132 20 10
813 Maybe it's just me but "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" lacks a certain panache. 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
814 Neither could afford the co-pay on gunshot wounds. 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
815 So Wyatt whispers the plan to Doc who whispers to the next guy in the circle and, by the time it gets to Virgil … we’ll, here we are. 1.2468 0.04635 154 127 16 11
816 I guess the other guys are watching the gunfight at O. K.Corral 1.2463 0.04239 203 171 14 18
817 I guess they got tired of pickle ball. 1.2461 0.04311 191 160 15 16
818 This town ain’t silly enough for the two of ‘em 1.2460 0.03965 187 151 26 10
819 You should see what they can do with a bowling ball. 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
820 You said we were going see “coquettes” 1.2458 0.04162 179 146 22 11
821 It helps that they don't ride side-saddle. 1.2456 0.04217 171 139 22 10
822 Yeah! With the 2nd amendment it was way more fun! 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
823 Does anyone here know how to play this game? 1.2455 0.04286 167 136 21 10
824 That’s his signature move. 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
825 Ever since they took away our guns, this is how we settle scores. 1.2454 0.04445 163 134 18 11
826 You should see them play cornhole. 1.2452 0.04608 155 128 16 11
827 Duels are not the same since they got serious on gun control 1.2450 0.04164 200 167 17 16
828 They're better at cornhole. 1.2448 0.03522 192 150 37 5
829 …And on Friday it’s pistols at dawn. Then, Saturday, we do water aerobics. 1.2448 0.04095 192 158 21 13
830 "Rolling one" meant something different when I was young. 1.2446 0.04004 184 149 25 10
831 They call it the Shootout at the Croquet Coral. 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
832 So we finally said to the Rec Director, "Enough with the shuffleboard." 1.2442 0.04113 172 139 24 9
833 Whatta you say we mosey over to the saloon and see Miss Kitty. 1.2442 0.04353 172 142 18 12
834 Ain’t they never heard of pickleball? 1.2440 0.04179 168 136 23 9
835 It’s high noon at the croquet corral. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
836 "Uh oh -Davey Croquet and Hoopalong Cassidy are facing up again -" 1.2440 0.04263 168 137 21 10
837 To be honest, I liked the Alice in Wonderland version much better. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
838 It's better than the corral down the road! They play pickleball there to settle disputes. 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
839 If this catches on, the undertaker is going to have to sell his summer home. 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
840 They’ve been playing this for weeks and still don’t know what it is. 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
841 They’ve been croquet buddies ever since I explained that this town *was* big enough for the both of ‘em. 1.2436 0.04490 156 128 18 10
842 They call him Johnny Mallet 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
843 Welcome to the Mild West. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
844 Come back tomorrow for the rocking horse rodeo. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
845 WTF is this 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
846 In my day, they used bullets! 1.2434 0.03629 189 149 34 6
847 I heard he can’t quit him. 1.2431 0.04194 181 149 20 12
848 What is this? High noon or high tea? 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
849 ‘Don’t hit my balls!’ 1.2428 0.04091 173 140 24 9
850 Looks like it's high noon at the croquet corral/ 1.2426 0.04403 169 140 17 12
851 They're callin' it Unfight at the Croquet Corral. 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
852 He used to be a pretty good polo player until someone stole his horse. 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
853 You must have misheard. 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
854 Y’know Carl, these two gots just one set of balls betweenst ‘em. 1.2424 0.04312 165 135 20 10
855 Looks like Fred's horse is bigger than Bill's 1.2424 0.04561 165 138 14 13
856 Looks different in the movies, don’t it? 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
857 I thought this was played with wickets, not rickets. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
858 My money's on the chap with the smaller horse. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
859 Them Wickets brothers might be onto something. 1.2418 0.04386 182 153 14 15
860 I'm gettin' tired of this here bullet supply chain crisis. 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
861 Remember when men were men? 1.2416 0.04086 178 145 23 10
862 ‘cause Boot Hill is full up. 1.2416 0.04008 178 144 25 9
863 It’s a slow death. 1.2414 0.04070 174 141 24 9
864 Beats me Zeke. Some kind of horseless polo, I think 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
865 now, no horsing around in this game 1.2412 0.04536 170 143 13 14
866 The polo ponies are on strike for good reason. It’s their efforts that truly carry the sport. 1.2411 0.05023 141 119 10 12
867 No one has ever out shot Davey Croquet! 1.2407 0.04448 162 134 17 11
868 If only they had horses. 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
869 Nowadays, sheriffs are elected by mallet, not ballot. 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
870 ‘Mallets at dawn,’ he said. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
871 If that’s all they can think of doing in that position, it’s no wonder their balls are on the ground. 1.2406 0.04228 187 156 17 14
872 It's just a warm-up for their Pickleball showdown. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
873 At the end they kiss each other. 1.2402 0.04142 179 147 21 11
874 Tell your kids that you were there at the fight at the Croquet Corral. 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
875 Nothing's been the same since gun control. 1.2400 0.04285 175 145 18 12
876 They ran out of wickets 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
877 No animals were injured in the making of this movie, but action and tension took a real beating. 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
878 We are getting old Bill. 1.2394 0.03780 188 151 29 8
879 They wanted to call it "Pickle Ball" but I told them that would never catch on. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
880 Try doin' that in a big town. 1.2393 0.04337 163 134 19 10
881 Yesterday, they tried Pickleball. That didn't work either. 1.2390 0.04413 159 131 18 10
882 We have to come up with a more civilized way to settle disputes. How about guns? 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
883 Is it me or did high noon get a little woke? 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
884 Their bet is the loser can drink only tea for a week. 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
885 We finally found Greg Abbott’s testes. 1.2389 0.04269 180 150 17 13
886 Thank them bow-legs from ridin’ or Pilates ? 1.2389 0.04482 180 153 11 16
887 This isn't quite the Wild West anymore is it? 1.2389 0.04045 180 147 23 10
888 So this is what it’s come to? 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
889 It takes a lot more precision than a duel. 1.2387 0.03671 155 120 33 2
890 Loser has to get out of town by sunset. 1.2386 0.04186 176 145 20 11
891 I told you they would make the best of it having rickets. 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
892 They're English. It's called croquet. 1.2386 0.03869 197 161 25 11
893 It still ain’t over til someone dies. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
894 Say what you will, it beats the heck out of watching soccer. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
895 It takes balls to duel in this town 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
896 So, do you also get benched every game? 1.2384 0.03605 172 137 30 5
897 They'll say this was the Croquet Corral. 1.2383 0.03991 193 159 22 12
898 When said you wanted us to watch two guys whack each others balls, this isn't what I had in mind... But I've gotta admit, this is the best first date I've ever had! 1.2383 0.04189 193 162 16 15
899 I can’t wait till the bullet shortage is over. This is boring as hell. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
900 I prefer the old rules: no spurs. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
901 I never expected getting hit there would make 'em fall off! 1.2378 0.04039 185 152 22 11
902 Helps to have wicket legs. 1.2378 0.03966 185 151 24 10
903 First time at the croquet corral? 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
904 Bet they’re all sittin’ out there writin’ captions about ‘the croquet corral’…” 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
905 Dem dere new no gun laws kinda harsh, ay Zeke?! 1.2373 0.04165 177 146 20 11
906 This is the Croquet Corral. Much more civilized than over at the O.K.. 1.2372 0.04277 156 127 21 8
907 Wyatt is about to learn that riding sidesaddle, is the only way he’s gettin’ home. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
908 Another deadly shot at the Croquet Corral. 1.2370 0.03901 173 139 27 7
909 In my day we settled things a little differently. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
910 The revisionist history of the Wild West can't start too soon. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
911 Someday human legs will be replaced by metal wickets, and they'll call it progress 1.2368 0.03818 190 154 27 9
912 Less interesting, granted, but also less cleanup. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
913 Pickle ball got nothin' on us! 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
914 I’d say this town IS big enough for the both of ‘em. 1.2364 0.04202 165 135 21 9
915 They both have been too long in the saddle. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
916 They're Vermont cowboys. 1.2360 0.03991 161 129 26 6
917 I reckon he had the bigger horse. 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
918 It's sort of Corn-Hole for cowboys. 1.2360 0.03987 178 145 24 9
919 So, this is what gun control in the West looks like. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
920 It’s less bloody and way more entertaining. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
921 Showdowns ain't what they used to be. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
922 Things have been very peaceful since they passed that gun reform bill. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
923 Same size balls but ones got a bigger spread 1.2356 0.04130 174 143 21 10
924 I wish these got-damn fuckers’d finish up with this silly nonsense. 1.2353 0.04344 187 159 12 16
925 Boy, those really are some balls!! 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
926 Billy: once a kid, always a kid. 1.2353 0.04359 170 142 16 12
927 Wait until you see One-Legged Lenny play. 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
928 Boring? This is a clear-cut case of mallets aforethought. 1.2349 0.04350 166 138 17 11
929 No gun deaths – instead, they’ll both have a stroke. 1.2349 0.04091 166 135 23 8
930 Quickest mallet in the west…. 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
931 What kind of showdown were you expecting? 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
932 They’re calling this dickle balls 1.2346 0.04345 179 151 14 14
933 The Hunger Games are much better back home. 1.2346 0.04625 179 155 6 18
934 Dueling has lost its spark. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
935 I miss using guns. What good is it to both be left standing? 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
936 It doesn't feel quite as 'wild' since they stopped using lawn darts. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
937 It's a wicket game they play. 1.2339 0.04174 171 141 20 10
938 The stakes ain’t so damned high here at the croquet corral. 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
939 I should have read the fine print about today’s shootout 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
940 The winner will pay a round of decaf lattes at the saloon 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
941 So, we’re witnessing the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2337 0.04040 184 152 21 11
942 This town ain’t bigoted and violent enough for the both of us. 1.2337 0.04040 184 152 21 11
943 It’s a long forgotten masculine rodeo event with bulls’ balls. 1.2335 0.04327 167 139 17 11
944 Connecticut transplants. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
945 Crime rates have been down 50% ever since Billy bought that croquet set 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
946 The unintended consequences of gun control. 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
947 It starts out friendly. 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
948 Their mamas didn't let them grow up. 1.2333 0.04025 180 148 22 10
949 The game started at 12pm twenty years ago. 1.2333 0.04025 180 148 22 10
950 They're calling it The Shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.2332 0.03764 193 157 27 9
951 It's more interesting when the whole Wicket family plays. 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
952 Showdown at the O.K. Croquet. Wicked wickets! 1.2331 0.04401 163 136 16 11
953 The trick is to hit the ball through the hoop without hitting the balls. 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
954 Why'd ya reckon them horses gotta be invisible? 1.2330 0.04007 176 144 23 9
955 Wells Fargo said they had "supply chain issues" with the wickets. 1.2327 0.04389 159 132 17 10
956 Can you picture John Wayne doing this? 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
957 Do you feel ridicule or serendipity? 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
958 Nothing like knee replacement to improve your game. 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
959 We did it. We made America great again 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
960 It's a wicket duel of the West. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
961 Wickets or rickets? 1.2321 0.04303 168 140 17 11
962 Croquet at the O.K. is what them Earp brothers call it. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
963 The object is to locate two balls between your legs. 1.2320 0.04005 181 149 22 10
964 So Dark Branden took their guns? 1.2320 0.04152 194 164 15 15
965 It's a showdown at high tea. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
966 I hear that out east they play on grass. 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
967 Good news is, the town's life expectancy is up." 1.2317 0.04020 164 133 24 7
968 If they are tied at the end of regulation,they go to a shoot-out. 1.2316 0.03905 177 144 25 8
969 The T-Bone Twins don’t know the difference between bowling and bow legged. 1.2313 0.04636 147 123 14 10
970 No, this is Croquet Corral. No gunfights. A lot of people make that mistake. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
971 Whatever happened to shooting each other? 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
972 Proof that gun control works! 1.2312 0.04048 173 142 22 9
973 This one’s gonna be a sticky wicket. 1.2312 0.04048 173 142 22 9
974 All this tension- why don't they just kiss already? 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
975 It takes real balls to play this game! 1.2308 0.04280 169 141 17 11
976 Duels just ain't the same since they done away with lawn darts. 1.2308 0.04112 169 139 21 9
977 Only the truly wicket can make it through Croquet Corral. 1.2303 0.04045 178 147 21 10
978 It's less violent, but sometimes the rage it generates is a little scary. 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
979 The winner has to face Black Bart in a badminton death match. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
980 A badger stole their pickleball. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
981 We were going to call it pickleball, but the name was taken. 1.2299 0.04267 174 146 16 12
982 It's our latest attempt to keep viewers past the high-noon slot. 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
983 Tell me again why you have hope for the future of humanity. 1.2298 0.04249 161 133 19 9
984 I bet Wild Bill Hickok is rolling in his grave. 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
985 The Choose Your Weapon policy needs review 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
986 If you're interested, I crochet. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
987 Sure beats waking up at dawn. 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
988 Can you believe this is only the semi-final! 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
989 I’m gonna tell people it was a gunfight instead. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
990 Before we had fat horses the game could take forever. 1.2291 0.04025 179 148 21 10
991 Shoot out at the croquet corral . . . 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
992 Duels aren't what they used to be 1.2289 0.04328 166 139 16 11
993 Now that’s what I call « ball busting » play. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
994 'I'm inclined to say sticky wicket, but this is a cowboy cartoon." 1.2288 0.04683 153 130 11 12
995 It’s just another day at the O.K. Croquet. 1.2288 0.03934 153 125 22 6
996 The nanny state really ruined showdowns. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
997 I prefer it with guns. 1.2286 0.04087 175 145 20 10
998 The new sheriff is woke. 1.2286 0.03923 175 143 24 8
999 Wait, is this the Croquet Corral? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1000 ' who knew the new gun laws would be so much fun!" 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
1001 Sometimes it is a split decision. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1002 I have yet to see anyone take down ol' Davey Croquet in a shootout. 1.2284 0.04314 162 135 17 10
1003 They have some balls to play like that! 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1004 You know what would make this better? Horses. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
1005 I’m all for gun control but this is kind of lame. 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
1006 Fine. But you'll have to rename it the Croquet Corral 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
1007 It starts at high noon but it can take forever 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
1008 They're from France. 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
1009 They best ought to see a man about a horse. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1010 How we roll in this one horse town. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1011 Good thing it doesn’t bounce. 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
1012 I miss the old days. 1.2278 0.04297 158 131 18 9
1013 How can you tell if someone is winning? 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
1014 The polo ponies unionized and went on strike. 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
1015 That dadburn' Gummint' gun control! I remember when these showdowns were a lot more exciting! 1.2275 0.04133 167 138 20 9
1016 It's not as exciting since they banned the guns 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
1017 It's actually harder than it looks. 1.2275 0.03671 167 133 30 4
1018 Well, what kinda fight were you expectin' at the Croquet Corral? 1.2273 0.04468 154 129 15 10
1019 Some damn fool heard croquet instead of O.K.,and we’ve been screwed ever since. 1.2273 0.04372 154 128 17 9
1020 There's a new sheriff in town. 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
1021 There's way fewer deaths but way more busted balls. 1.2273 0.04654 154 131 11 12
1022 If you think this is exciting, wait til the saddle-stitching competition 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
1023 That new zoning law made the town big enough for a lot of things. 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
1024 Yeah, back East they still use wickets. We don't need 'em here. 1.2270 0.04463 163 138 13 12
1025 I didn't realize it was "Croquet Corral." 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1026 Polo just ain't the same without the horses. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1027 They thought you said "Showdown at the croquet corral!" 1.2267 0.04130 172 143 19 10
1028 We really need a good rain so they can put them real hoops back in. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1029 I miss the old Old West. 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
1030 You got bad directions--this here is the Tame West. 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
1031 Back in my day there was more tumbleweed 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1032 Things sure got boring after the handgun restrictions. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1033 Marshall Dillon just submitted his retirement papers. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
1034 We have our own way of settling disputes here at the Croquet Corral 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1035 This is only the first part of the duel. Later, we get to vote on which of them made a tastier cucumber sandwich. 1.2260 0.04739 146 124 11 11
1036 This Elon vs Zuckerburg cage match isn't what I thought it was going to be. 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
1037 Gentrification strikes again! 1.2260 0.03736 146 115 29 2
1038 We all walk like that once our balls have been hit. 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
1039 I used to manage hotel monopolies on Park Place and Boardwalk, but I always dreamed of a simple retirement like this out West. 1.2260 0.03964 177 146 22 9
1040 Finally, a town that's big enough for them two of them. 1.2258 0.04442 155 130 15 10
1041 He's the fastest wicket splittin draw in the west 1.2258 0.03724 155 123 29 3
1042 You're right, it IS nicer without his incessant play-by-play commentary. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
1043 Quite the sticky wickets. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
1044 Whatever you do, don't call it the Showdown at Croquet Corral. 1.2256 0.04178 164 136 19 9
1045 When the "wickets" get sticky it's time to end the match. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
1046 I’d hate to know why his wicket is sticky. 1.2254 0.04189 173 145 17 11
1047 You have to admit, their wicket stance is damn near perfect. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1048 The stakes couldn’t be higher. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1049 Beats baseball 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1050 This game goes a lot better with bullets 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
1051 Not a bad way to unwind after three days in the saddle. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1052 Neither one has enough balls to win! 1.2251 0.03904 191 159 21 11
1053 These boys have been on the range waaay too long! 1.2250 0.04517 160 136 12 12
1054 It's more interesting with human wickets, don't you think? 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1055 You said it, Zeke! A showdown like this takes real balls. 1.2250 0.03910 160 132 21 7
1056 I miss the holster part. 1.2249 0.03912 169 138 24 7
1057 There’s a lot more action when Doreen and Maggie play pickleball. 1.2249 0.04339 169 143 14 12
1058 I'm guessing it will be a split decision. 1.2249 0.03912 169 138 24 7
1059 I prefer the gun action, it's shorter. 1.2249 0.04001 169 139 22 8
1060 The horse looked on and wondered: what was it the animals had done that allowed these fools to take over the world. 1.2249 0.04174 169 141 18 10
1061 Polo without horses? Looks like we need to upgrade to the Better Than O.K. Corral. 1.2249 0.04257 169 142 16 11
1062 Oh, one of them's gonna shoot the other. It's just more satisfying when it finally happens. 1.2249 0.04001 169 139 22 8
1063 It's not the balls on the ground that I'd worry about - if you know what I mean. 1.2247 0.04024 178 148 20 10
1064 Remember how tough it was with six shooters - we couldn't get them to roll properly at all. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1065 That there’s Billy the Mallet - they say he’s got the stickiest wickets in the west. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
1066 Those hip replacements sure are workin’ well. 1.2245 0.04609 147 124 13 10
1067 My guy just said, “You will ‘croque’ monsieur!” 1.2245 0.04507 147 123 15 9
1068 When are they gonna learn -- too much starch! 1.2245 0.04402 147 122 17 8
1069 They say it's less painful than horseshoes. 1.2245 0.04402 147 122 17 8
1070 These duels to the death have been so slow ever since the new gun control regulations. 1.2244 0.04416 156 131 15 10
1071 I mean, sure, the high noon shootout was fun, but why doesn't anyone ever stay for the 3:00 events? 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
1072 You see, they banned the lawn darts. 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
1073 I reckon that there bull over there misses his balls. 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
1074 If 'n it was me, I don't reckon I'd challenge Wicket Erp. 1.2241 0.04004 174 144 21 9
1075 As an innocent bystander I feel a lot safer but as a morbid spectator I’m bored as shit. 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1076 I do enjoy the tranquil pas de deux before they commence to beating each other with them thar mallets. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
1077 Near time for the whiskey n' cucumber sandwich intermission. 1.2237 0.04298 152 126 18 8
1078 This is how we do things on the Croquet Corral 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
1079 seems unfair that Jeb has a wider stance. 1.2235 0.03565 170 138 27 5
1080 I really miss the 2nd amendment. 1.2231 0.05181 121 103 9 9
1081 Things just haven’t been the same since Kevin Costner left 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1082 Showdown at the Croquet Corral! 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1083 It’s a shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1084 That there is “two-shot” Dave. Fastest mallet this side of the pickleball courts. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
1085 I guess this town actually was big enough for the both of them 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1086 Dueling ain't what it used to be. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
1087 Back in my day we used pistols. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1088 We're re-branding it the "Croquet Corral" 1.2229 0.04389 166 141 13 12
1089 Croquet Corral's not as good as the O.K. 1.2229 0.04042 166 137 21 8
1090 It's the upside of havimg rickets. 1.2229 0.04132 166 138 19 9
1091 It's the Hoop boys from the O.K. Croquet. 1.2229 0.03983 175 145 21 9
1092 Maybe they shouldn't have spent quite so much time on horseback? 1.2228 0.03925 184 153 21 10
1093 You think this is dull? They used to settle their quarrels with chess. 1.2228 0.03936 193 162 19 12
1094 At the Cro-K Corral, this IS a shoot-out. 1.2222 0.04200 162 135 18 9
1095 This newfangled polo seems to have something missing. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
1096 Well, it rhymes with the original, anyway. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1097 How can folks who don't ride horses play this game? 1.2222 0.04118 153 128 17 8
1098 Actually, I believe it was the Gen X-ers who ruined irony. ‘Honestly don’t know what’s going on with these guys. 1.2222 0.04495 180 157 6 17
1099 Supply chain disruptions continue to plague the Oregon Trail. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1100 Never dull at the Croquet Corral. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1101 I still prefer the old-fashioned shootout, myself. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1102 Here's an idea.... 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1103 John Wicket is his name. Wait til he gets mad. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1104 Rodeos ain't what they used to be in our day, Jed. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
1105 You gotta' watch out for a big bounce. 1.2216 0.04020 167 138 21 8
1106 If this doesn't whip up the tourists, nothing will. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1107 Somehow the click of the mallet lacks the panache of a resounding gunshot 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
1108 What's a wicket? 1.2215 0.04271 158 132 17 9
1109 The lawn sports fan in me loves this. But the undertaker in me absolutely hates it. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1110 Are you sure that's Davy Crockett? 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
1111 The guy on the left is known as Davy Croquet. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1112 Looks like the Wicket Brothers are at it again. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
1113 They took to it after I tole 'em it's a game called Crockett. 1.2215 0.04348 149 124 17 8
1114 Kids and their newfangled shootouts. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1115 I hope they're wearing cups. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1116 I feel more stupid fer jus watchin'. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1117 This is what happens when you bring a mallet to a gunfight. 1.2209 0.04023 172 143 20 9
1118 Politically correct or not, I say we go back to gunfights. 1.2209 0.04084 163 135 20 8
1119 This is not my first rodeo, but sonething sure doesn't seem right 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1120 You should have been here yesterday when they were playing corn hole. 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
1121 Do ya remember when they used to hit each others' balls? 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
1122 They're gonna write songs about that Davy. Davy Croquet, king of the Wild Front Tier 3 Yard Game Tournament. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1123 It’s nice to have a sport you can play with saddle sores. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1124 'Davy Croquet is on fire today.' 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1125 It's what happens when the NRA can no longer lobby. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
1126 Isn't gun control great? 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
1127 The neighbors are complaining about the noise. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
1128 It's easier than carrying around all those little metal wickets. 1.2208 0.04346 154 129 16 9
1129 Never shoulda revoked that Second Amendment. 1.2208 0.04442 154 130 14 10
1130 2 ball in the side pocket! 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
1131 Next event is Cornhole. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1132 These shootouts have gone completely woke. 1.2207 0.04535 145 122 14 9
1133 Beats pickleball, at least. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1134 Clever use of legs for wickets 1.2203 0.03690 177 144 27 6
1135 I prefer salmon croquet 1.2202 0.03998 168 139 21 8
1136 Well, I still like the old fashioned shoot-out. 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
1137 Goddamn guvmint liberals confiscated their guns. 1.2201 0.04692 159 138 7 14
1138 They have to watch for high bounces. 1.2201 0.04339 159 134 15 10
1139 God made man. Croquet made them Civil. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1140 they'd be no match for ol' "Knock-Knees" Nelson 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1141 Quickest mallet in the West, hands down. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1142 This is better than watching paint dry. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1143 They call it the OK croquet.” 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1144 First one of 'em that figures out how to get 3 feet of altitude on his shot is gonna win this thing. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1145 Hmmm, that’s not cricket. 1.2194 0.03577 155 123 30 2
1146 Showdowns are more relaxed here at the Croquet Corral. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
1147 This is what happens when the woke get involved. 1.2192 0.04400 146 122 16 8
1148 Can you imagine doing this on horseback!! 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
1149 Just wait to see Butch’s face when he realises the second ball is an old grenade 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1150 I wonder if this event is going to be at the Stampede next year. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1151 I much prefer my role as referee rather than sheriff. 1.2189 0.03977 169 140 21 8
1152 They don’t allow sticky wickets in this town. 1.2185 0.04397 151 127 15 9
1153 Whippersnappers! Bow of leg and short of balls. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1154 This isn"t Dodge anymore. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
1155 If they were real cowboys, they'd settle it with a good game of horseshoes." 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
1156 The doc says it’s just seasonal depression. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1157 I guess the town got big enough for both of them. 1.2183 0.04483 142 119 15 8
1158 At least it's quieter than pickleball. 1.2182 0.04218 165 139 16 10
1159 I miss the days before gun control. 1.2182 0.04130 165 138 18 9
1160 You know, I just don't get millennials. 1.2182 0.04130 165 138 18 9
1161 In our day, duels were less painful to watch. 1.2182 0.04218 165 139 16 10
1162 Think about what life was like before this kind of excitement. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1163 Ever since we became the Civilized West, these duels just haven't felt the same. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
1164 Seems they take "Care to step outside 'n settle this like gentlemen?" a mite more literally 'round these parts. 1.2179 0.04294 156 131 16 9
1165 Thanks to rickets,players become wickets 1.2179 0.04197 156 130 18 8
1166 I'm a Swiftee myself. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1167 The west ain't so wild anymore. 1.2176 0.03488 170 136 31 3
1168 You should see them try and be the double hoops at the start of the game. 1.2176 0.03955 170 141 21 8
1169 If you think the Croquet Corral is mild, you should see the Crochet Corral. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
1170 My horse insisted on front row seats or he wasn't going to come. 1.2174 0.04198 161 135 17 9
1171 I done told Bill gettin’ a thinner horse would improve his game. 1.2174 0.04104 161 134 19 8
1172 Them clowns ain't just hopeless. They're hoopless. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1173 Never thought the feud would come to the Croquet Corral, did we, Jesse? 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1174 Because pickleball is not an option. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
1175 These croquet duels are really hurting the tombstone business. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1176 I didn't have the heart to tell them that we usually play polo on horses around here. 1.2171 0.04370 152 128 15 9
1177 I hire cowboys for my team 'cause they're bow-legged. 1.2169 0.04017 166 138 20 8
1178 You can tell your grandkids you witnessed the shootout at the Croquet Corral! 1.2169 0.03925 166 137 22 7
1179 He did a semester abroad in England. 1.2168 0.04454 143 120 15 8
1180 They really amp it up in post-production 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1181 The town is big enough for both of them. 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1182 Shootouts aren't what they used to be. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1183 Croquet Corale 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1184 This here is for all the marbles. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1185 More like the OK 'Bore'-al, amirite? 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1186 Them fellers are mallet-justed. Git it? 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1187 Ironically, more people die this way. 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
1188 Remember the time I shot a guy during one of these? 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
1189 It’s an improvement over when they played cornhole. 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
1190 I saw him play against Erp in Tombstone 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1191 That's not the way we used to play with our balls 1.2160 0.04081 162 135 19 8
1192 One day they’ll call all this the Mild West. 1.2160 0.04174 162 136 17 9
1193 They tried soccer, but the spurs made it a mite ticklish. 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
1194 Finally… a civilized duel! 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
1195 This is my least favorite duel pre-show". 1.2160 0.04897 125 106 11 8
1196 It's a final showdown between Sticky Wicket and Hula Hooper. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1197 The sheriff took their guns away. 1.2157 0.04344 153 129 15 9
1198 The gun ban really improved our quality of life. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1199 More like "How the West Was Ridiculed". 1.2157 0.04442 153 130 13 10
1200 Kids these days... 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
1201 Welcome to the Cro-K Corral. 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
1202 Guess we'll have to change the name to the Croquet Corral. 1.2153 0.04534 144 122 13 9
1203 They've both got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle. Makes it nice. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
1204 Wicket Bill Hickok just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
1205 Should we tell them they misheard the name of the OK Corral? 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1206 They used to have pistols until the neighbors complained about the noise 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1207 First rule of Nut Ball: You do not talk about Nut Ball. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1208 Which one is the pickle? 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1209 He's the widest wicket in the West. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1210 Partner, nothing was the same after the California Croquet Rush of 1849, that’s for sure. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
1211 In our day we used lit sticks of dynamite — now it’s just a sissy game. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1212 If this goes on much longer, we should give them guns. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1213 Neither of 'em will beat knock-kneed Ned. 1.2148 0.04319 149 125 16 8
1214 I thought you said this was a fight between two WICKED fighters. 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
1215 Just doesn't sound right - the 'Croquet' Corral. 1.2147 0.03768 163 133 25 5
1216 Takes balls! 1.2147 0.04241 163 138 15 10
1217 I don’t know about you, but I hate all these new rule changes. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1218 Good thing they're ten paces apart or this'd be really painful to watch. 1.2143 0.04509 140 118 14 8
1219 We forgot the hoops, lucky they've been riding' horses all these years 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1220 "The good ones can bounce it off a rock and hit your yippers." 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
1221 Settling their differences like men didn't work, so they're trying "gentlemen" next. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1222 I told you voting democrat was a bad idea. 1.2143 0.04318 154 130 15 9
1223 If I'd have known gun control was this fun, I'd have voted for it a lot sooner. 1.2143 0.04839 140 121 8 11
1224 He’s got the quickest wicket in the West! 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1225 Puts a whole new wrinkle on the meaning of a sticky wicket! 1.2143 0.04509 140 118 14 8
1226 O.K. Corral? You must have misheard. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1227 Ever since 'concealed carry' failed, showdowns just ain't been the same. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1228 Ya see, this is why I switched to side saddle. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1229 Where’s ole’ Pegleg when you need ‘em? 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
1230 The action never stops at the Croquet Corral. 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
1231 look at these bozos in bolos. 1.2138 0.04397 145 122 15 8
1232 Elmer called Wayne yellow, and then one thing led to another. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1233 So then Tex sez "This here suburban residential area ain't big enough fer the both of us," and here we are. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1234 It’s been a little different around here ever since they started playing all that Morricone music 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1235 Looks like the Advocates For Non-Violence are having an impact! 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1236 It’s quieter than the pistols. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1237 Hell-bent-for-croquet 1.2134 0.04304 164 140 13 11
1238 30 years on a horse and who needs wickets? 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
1239 Yeah, it settles a lot of problems and we find there's a lot less blood on the streets. 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
1240 I asked to see the OK corral. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1241 They say he's got 16 notches on his mallet handle. 1.2132 0.03676 136 108 27 1
1242 This really is a stupid game. 1.2132 0.04829 136 117 9 10
1243 Balls, mallets, and slim fit flex tapered-leg skinny jeans. Sport gets no more elemental than this. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1244 Word is, he criticized Zeke's avocado toast. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1245 This lawn ain't big enough for the both of them. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1246 The most wicket men in the west… 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
1247 We call it 'crotchet'. 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
1248 The suspense just isn’t the same. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
1249 It’s almost like the 2nd Amendment never happened. 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
1250 The new safety rules have made this competition really boring. 1.2125 0.04100 160 134 18 8
1251 Ain’t no use in fighting it, cowboys were made for croquet. 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
1252 Seems like they're settin' the wickets farther apart this season. 1.2123 0.03913 146 124 15 7
1253 Mallets will beat guns every time! 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1254 Black Bart’s gang stole the wickets 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
1255 Neither one of them can afford a polo pony. 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
1256 Y'know, when I founded the "Cowboy Convalescence Corral", I never dreamed we'd have four members and growing, but we may just beat rickets yet. Now, finish your orange juice, Bronco Billy. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
1257 There are some advantages to being bow legged. 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1258 Y'know, Pickleball is starting to look riveting. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
1259 What would Barbie do? 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1260 I love a good reenactment of the Croquet Corral. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1261 I'm not sure why they need to get up at dawn for this, but a duel's a duel... 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1262 Do you have a better idea? 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1263 Not much better than watching paint dry. 1.2119 0.04266 151 127 16 8
1264 Well, we're gonna try this at least till the new marshall gets here. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1265 All the pickle ball courts were booked this week… 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1266 I laughed when they said it could be an Olympic sport, but then ... 1.2119 0.04368 151 128 14 9
1267 Let's split the difference and award them both participation ribbons 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1268 I don’t see how the stakes could be any higher than this. 1.2119 0.04368 151 128 14 9
1269 They just gotta follow their wicket ways. 1.2118 0.03841 170 141 22 7
1270 More tension when they drew pistols. 1.2118 0.03930 170 142 20 8
1271 Wickets, rickets, what's the difference? 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
1272 Mallets don't win croquet games, cowboys do. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1273 The hombre with the shorter legs is always harder to score-on. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1274 Old cowboys never die - they just croquet away 1.2115 0.04169 156 131 17 8
1275 Croquet at the OK Corral...it's just not the same since the frontier closed. 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
1276 They were told gunpowder’s from China. 1.2115 0.04267 156 132 15 9
1277 As the town undertaker, I prefer the old system. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
1278 I hear tell Davy Croquet invented this game. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
1279 Using horses would be too posh, they say 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1280 More natural than shooting guns! 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1281 Ya know, you should really come back on Thursday when it’s the Pickleball Brawl. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
1282 At high noon, the fighters took a nasty turn. 1.2112 0.04353 161 138 12 11
1283 what do you think is the NRA take on this? 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
1284 Croquet Corral? I thought this was the O.K. Corral. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1285 Are you sure he said "Croquet Corral"? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
1286 It really opens up the hips. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1287 It looks like this one is going to be decided by penalty wickets. 1.2109 0.03705 147 121 22 4
1288 Each player has two balls! 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1289 How y'all like the new gun legislation? 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
1290 Looks to be a sticky wicket. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1291 Gun deaths are down, but our casket maker filed for Chapter 11. 1.2108 0.03706 166 136 25 5
1292 This shot could make it sudden death 1.2108 0.03945 166 141 16 9
1293 High Noon came and went. 1.2105 0.04240 152 128 16 8
1294 Global warming, Texas cooling. 1.2102 0.03504 157 126 29 2
1295 Back in my day men used guns and we liked it, dagnabbit! 1.2102 0.04044 157 131 19 7
1296 The loser has to eat a hundred cucumber sandwiches. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1297 I don't think we explained wickets very well. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1298 I still say it don’t count as a shootout without the wickets and posts. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1299 They used to play with a bigger ball. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1300 That's why they call it the 'Croquet Corral'. 1.2099 0.04239 162 138 14 10
1301 Old polo players. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
1302 It's the perfect meeting of cowpoke and refined recreation. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1303 Looks gol-darn silly without the Mongolian ponies. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
1304 Jesse James said on social media that he liked croquet and it went viral 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
1305 I think they should put some little wire hoops in the ground” 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
1306 Well there sure are less flies this way. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1307 It helps if you are bow legged. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1308 Loser eats Beatrice's stew. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1309 No that's the other one. This is the croquet corral 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1310 These boys don't have the balls to use a six shooter 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
1311 His 'fly ball' is a killer. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1312 I always thought they got that stance from riding horses. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1313 Yeah, they are pretty good, but you should see the deer and the antelope play. 1.2093 0.04627 129 109 13 7
1314 Can't wait until they allow women to play. 1.2092 0.04315 153 130 14 9
1315 I’m glad they aren’t armed, but there’s still a certain risk involved, don't you think? 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
1316 I kept telling him all that time on the horse would pay off in retirement. 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
1317 Not your grandpa's shootout, eh? 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1318 You have to admit, this requires a lot more skill than the old way. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1319 There's always a showdown at the croquet corral 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
1320 They moved down after Covid. 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
1321 What a shot! No one will ever misremember the name Davy Croquet 1.2089 0.04311 158 135 13 10
1322 I'd know who to root for if one of them was wearin' a white hat. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1323 Takes balls to have a mallet fight at the croquet corral 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1324 I still think the telegram meant to say ‘Davy CROCKETT.’ 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1325 The Wicket Boys' traditional fighting stance is made possible by years of training, focused dedication, and the horses they rode in on. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
1326 Shot him right between the thighs… 1.2083 0.04503 144 123 12 9
1327 I never knew I liked ballet. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
1328 They decided the town was big enough for the both of them 1.2081 0.03953 173 146 18 9
1329 He’s in pole position. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1330 I keep telling them, "It's wickets, not rickets!" 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1331 Seriously? A caption for this drek? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1332 Can't wait til Winter when Curling season begins. 1.2078 0.04189 154 130 16 8
1333 The Not-So-Wild West. 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
1334 Duels today are not what they used to be. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1335 Are you getting a teensy bit turned on too? 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1336 It's called Crolo 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1337 …aaaaaand EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY! 1.2077 0.04722 130 111 11 8
1338 Who knew bow-legged croquet would become a thing. 1.2075 0.03998 159 133 19 7
1339 No worry. They’re padded pants. 1.2075 0.03998 159 133 19 7
1340 Croquet Corral? I thought you said O.K. Corral! 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1341 Is that what Marshall Earp said? "Meet me at the Croquet Corral?" 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1342 We've got ourselves a shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1343 I knew those bow legs would come in handy for something eventually 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1344 Things just ain't the same since the government took our guns away. 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1345 The 10 am game is always boring. Wait two hours. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1346 The secret is to focus on the balls. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
1347 Now watch me whip, now watch me croquet 1.2071 0.03926 140 117 18 5
1348 Fact is we was runnin out of menfolk, and it's an elegant solution. 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
1349 Did you ever expect that we would play this game on ice and without pistols? 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
1350 where's my horse? 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
1351 High noon at the Crow K corral. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
1352 It's just until they clear more space at Boot Hill. 1.2069 0.04366 145 123 14 8
1353 Keep your eye on the guy with the black and blue balls. 1.2069 0.04366 145 123 14 8
1354 I prefer pickleball. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1355 No,Ben,I said,'wicket legs,' not 'wicked legs.' 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
1356 Back in my day, we used cannonballs 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1357 Thank we ought to tell ’em it’s really the OK Corral? 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
1358 Good old fashioned stake out 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
1359 It's a poor man's polo. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1360 what a shot 1.2066 0.04136 121 101 16 4
1361 High noon, I reckon. Tea? 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
1362 I say we open the corral gate while they're distracted. 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
1363 I reckon we tell folks we witnessed the shootout at the croquet corral. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1364 Banjos and now this! Maybe it’s time for me to get out of Dodge. 1.2063 0.04953 126 109 8 9
1365 Would you like to see me do my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.2063 0.04953 126 109 8 9
1366 I always reckoned legs like that come from riding horses. I guess not. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1367 The next event is Knock-kneed Badminton 1.2061 0.04688 131 112 11 8
1368 Dawn at the Croquet Corral 1.2059 0.03904 170 143 19 8
1369 Well, it still beats women's soccer. 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
1370 There has to be a quicker way to settle our differences…. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1371 He needs to tighten up those wickets 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1372 SHOWDOWN at the CROKAY CORRAL 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1373 Someone rustled the polo ponies?” 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
1374 It's getting a little dull since they banned guns." 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
1375 In case you’re wonderin’, they’re Rocky Mountain oysters. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
1376 You gotta have balls to play that game. 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
1377 Smart money on Bart. He rides a smaller horse. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
1378 Looks like Davy’s doubling down on his claim that everyone mispronounces his last name. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
1379 Duels were more straight-shooting in my day. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1380 These nine o'clock matches are everybit as competitive as the high noon duels. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1381 I thought it was called rickets 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1382 Horse country rules. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1383 Do you think this is what Republicans think of when we say gun control? 1.2055 0.04228 146 123 16 7
1384 Yep, things have sure changed. It's been a one-horse town for quite the while now. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1385 They say LeBron's buying a franchise. 1.2055 0.04338 146 124 14 8
1386 Yessiree, this here's the dawning of the Mild Mild West. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1387 This ain’t exactly a shootout at the OK Coral but it’s all we have. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1388 Can I think of anything that rhymes with "croquet"? Okay.... 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
1389 I can't help thinking uncomfortable thoughts while watching this game. 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
1390 They got all excited about Cowboy Croquet after they read Alice In Wonderland. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1391 The Good, the Bad and the British 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1392 This'll have to do, till the undertaker gets back. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1393 This motherfucker. 1.2044 0.04649 137 118 10 9
1394 'I've played before and let me tell you the urge to misuse those things is awful. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1395 Seems safer out here in the suburbs. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1396 I told 'em we should have put in a pickleball court. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1397 No, this is his LAST rodeo. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1398 "Usually, the guy with the bigger horse loses." 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1399 Is this what the city folk call pickleball? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1400 They need to quit moving the goalposts.” 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
1401 You think the gun duel pre shows add a little excitement? 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
1402 A woman scorned would take care of this in a jiffy. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
1403 Winner gets a free gun! 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1404 Those are two wicket sharpshooters. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1405 This is what you get when you elect Democrats 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
1406 We call 'em croquet cowboys. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
1407 Remind me to pick up some wickets. 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
1408 I kinda miss the old showdowns. 1.2037 0.04026 162 137 17 8
1409 He’s my nephew’s college roommate’s brother’s huckleberry. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1410 He should have brought his own mallet, as the brochure suggested. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1411 We’re putting the West back into West Hampton “ 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1412 It’s less bloody than a gunfight, but also less fun to watch. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1413 Where "moving the goalposts" takes on new meaning. 1.2031 0.04753 128 110 10 8
1414 I said, ‘Let’s go see a shootout at the OK Corral,’ not the Croquet Corral. 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
1415 Of all the things you can do in Westworld, they chose this? 1.2031 0.04753 128 110 10 8
1416 I think we’ve crossed into the Mild West 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
1417 It does lack the drama of a gunfight, but we rather enjoy the tactical element. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1418 You know, Seth, that coral gate over yonder gives me an idea how to make this game more interesting. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1419 Cleetus's butt cheek's are lookin' mighty fine,dontcha think,Jim? 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1420 Them horse rustlers have ruined polo season in these parts. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
1421 You can usually win the game by aiming a little higher 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1422 Last week it was bowling. 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1423 Mind the gap! 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1424 Corn hole would have been more exciting! 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1425 When Trudeau banned hand guns this is what we’re left with? 1.2030 0.04623 133 114 11 8
1426 Lin-Manuel’s always puttin’ a new spin on duelin’. 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1427 Tricky being both player and game prop!! 1.2028 0.04389 143 122 13 8
1428 Quite a shoot out at the Croquet Corral! 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1429 Call me old-school, but this whole thing seems to call for a Tex Ritter song. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1430 Get the livestock involved, and they've got rodeo. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1431 Well, what do you know, these cowboy, actually, DO have Balls! 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
1432 Infield fly. 1.2027 0.04175 148 125 16 7
1433 We call this a shootout here at the “croquet corral” 1.2027 0.04390 148 127 12 9
1434 Like I always say, mallets don't kill people, bow legged cowboys do... 1.2027 0.04175 148 125 16 7
1435 Trouble's always rollin' in at the Croquet Corral. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
1436 I reckon duelin’ ain’t as excitin’ as it used to be, but my croquet stocks are through the roof 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
1437 I'm calling it the 'Fungight at the Croquet Orral' 1.2026 0.04080 153 129 17 7
1438 They both walk softly and carry a big stick 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
1439 My money's on Earp. 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
1440 I like my West wild, not woke. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
1441 This is what happens when we became a blue state. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1442 My ass here could do a better job than these dudes. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
1443 No wickets! The rule changes have ruined the game for me. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1444 What did you think when I said they both had balls? 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1445 I got an idea. Put’em back on their ponys and get’em longer handles. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1446 I miss a good old shoot out. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1447 Back in my day, we didn't have all these choices. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1448 Well Charlie, it's "hammer time"! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1449 If only they'd changed the rules before I took one in the leg. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1450 Is this your first visit to the Croquet Corral? 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
1451 One more bowl and he wins the wicket. 1.2015 0.03558 134 110 22 2
1452 They're calling it "the new pickleball" 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1453 I am sure there is a Second Amendment right to mallets. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1454 It's last man standing, so this might take a while. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1455 I thought it was gonna be a croquette eating contest. Whatever we have here is sucking. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1456 The Funfight at the Croquet Corral 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
1457 Sure, ridin’ the saddle all day hurts but look at the benefits! 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1458 They ran out of wickets, but the spurs keep it interesting. 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
1459 Oh sure, it's exciting as hell, I'll give you that, but I miss the noise, the smoke, the screaming and the diving for cover. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1460 Thought this was about malice. Turns out,it was mallets. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
1461 Quiet Wyatt 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
1462 This is exciting, but I'm waiting for the real action when they go at each other in pickleball. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
1463 Nobody said that repealing the 2nd amendment would be this funny 1.2014 0.04472 139 119 12 8
1464 Ever since Earp and Holliday went through conflict resolution, things have been a lot quieter around here. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1465 Too bad they had to cut down the town's one tree to make the mallets. 1.2014 0.04361 144 123 13 8
1466 Something's missing, but I just can't put my finger on it. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1467 They call it,"Shoot out at the Croquet Corral." 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
1468 This was life before Netflix 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1469 The "no guns in town" rule cain't stop these killers! 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1470 It’s always the most bowlegged one who wins. 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
1471 And that's why it's called the Croquet Corral. 1.2013 0.03431 149 120 28 1
1472 Seems these outlaws attended one garden party too many with the in-laws... 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1473 That stance is what got Larry Craig into trouble. 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
1474 Bowed legs are mandatory at the croquet corral. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1475 Gun fight at the Croquet Corral 1.2000 0.04436 135 115 13 7
1476 I love championship games. 1.2000 0.04072 130 110 15 5
1477 It ain't how fast you are, it's your aim that counts. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1478 It's easier to get out of the way of than a bullet. 1.2000 0.04442 145 125 11 9
1479 Tomorrow on ESPN2 at 2:30 a.m. The finals of the International Cowboy Croquet League. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
1480 It’s all in the bowed legs! 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1481 Dang. I miss Costner. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1482 Those spurs make a sticky wicket. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1483 You gotta stick around for the main event. Checkers at high noon! 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1484 Pickle ball is to tennis as polo is to what? 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
1485 Wyatt forgot the wickets? 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1486 Gun control. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1487 They used to play it with horseshoes but a miss laid ‘em up for weeks. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
1488 A better way to settle disputes when you've got 'em by the balls! 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1489 On the upside, our croquette team is in the finals. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
1490 I've got crabs. 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
1491 Yep, they're dang good at this, but wait till we get to the balance beam. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1492 Night games are more fun. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1493 But he’s awfully good at pickle ball. 1.2000 0.03922 130 109 17 4
1494 I tell ya Wyatt, gunfights are so yesterday, the smart money is in croquet.” 1.2000 0.04230 150 128 14 8
1495 Were you supposed to be keeping score or was I? 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1496 The guy with the hardest balls is always the one left standing at the Croquet Corral. 1.2000 0.04436 135 115 13 7
1497 Two points if goes betwen his legs 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1498 You got to admit...setup is quick. Just dismount, grab a mallet and you're ready to play! 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1499 No rest for the wicket. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
1500 These fellas wanted one of 'em more civilized, anglo-saxon duels. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1501 It's a showdown at the Croquet Corral. Get it? 1.2000 0.04032 155 131 17 7
1502 I done told her… Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys 1.2000 0.04442 140 120 12 8
1503 So Tombstone is fresh out of guns AND wickets? 1.1988 0.04031 171 147 14 10
1504 I find it ironic that they both only have one ball left. 1.1988 0.04021 161 137 16 8
1505 They'd have to tie me up to watch this, too. Let's go. 1.1987 0.04008 156 132 17 7
1506 ...can't wait for the rattlesnake toss! 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
1507 A showdown at the Croquet Corral is safer than a showdown at the Okay Corral. 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
1508 Maybe they should've challenged each other to pétanque instead. 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
1509 That positive masculinity thing has gotten pretty out of hand! 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
1510 Another consequence of this ridiculous firearms ban" 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
1511 I'd say the horses deserve all the credit... 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1512 This is a "No Nut Shot" town. These duels can take days! 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1513 This court ain't big enough for the both of them. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
1514 Back in my day, we used guns. 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
1515 When they spike the ball, thats when it gets interesting! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
1516 It's been 15-15 for two hours. This is the slowest draw I've ever seen. 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
1517 I warned this would happen the minute they took our guns away. 1.1985 0.04528 136 117 11 8
1518 People will remember the infamous Croquet Corral. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
1519 This was more fun when we used guns. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1520 I reckon this could be right painful. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1521 Blame the new noise ordinance. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1522 I know it's stupid, but at least it saves me the trouble of looking for another ranch hand. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1523 Wait till they find out this is a winter Olympic sport 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
1524 We get pickleball next week. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1525 It's been over a week now. I think it's a draw. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
1526 Next season we go with the electronic umpire 1.1983 0.04931 116 100 9 7
1527 He's all hat, no split shot. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1528 Did you hear about the gunfight at the Croquet Corral? 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1529 I had my doubts about Garfield's repeal of the second amendment, but this is just great." 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
1530 He really wants the tea set. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
1531 He doesn’t stand a chance . “The Left Handed Mallet” is a killer. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1532 If they don't resolve this by high noon, it's gonna be a sticky wicket. 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1533 The bow-legged cowboy is a croquet requirement. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
1534 This corral is not okay - it's downright dull 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
1535 Clearly, not too many options out here. 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1536 I blame Bridgerton. 1.1972 0.04384 142 122 12 8
1537 These two have history. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1538 Things just haven’t been the same in this town since they outlawed guns 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1539 I don't think we can call it the wild west anymore. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1540 Just let them use pistols for God's sake! 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1541 Looks like there ain’t room for more’n one of ‘em here in the Hamptons. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1542 I believe they are from Away. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1543 Rather a quaint weapon of choice? 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1544 Used to hit 'em a lot harder 'n that. Remember ol' Left Nut McNulty? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1545 They switch to pistols at high noon. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1546 When you lower the stakes this much, it's just not the same. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1547 We have got to stop holding duels within 1,000 feet of a school. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1548 I knew there was a reason they called this the croquet corral. 1.1970 0.04491 132 113 12 7
1549 Balled-up greenhorns—they think it’s the Croquet Corral. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1550 We got beat up, for just holding hands. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1551 The French did three things right: Fries, Kissing, and Croquet 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1552 I miss the second amendment. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1553 I kind of miss the ol' bullet between the eyes. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1554 When will the shooting start? 1.1969 0.03714 127 103 23 1
1555 Playdate at the croquet corral 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1556 Do You Still Want to Stop for Drinks? 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1557 If no one is wearing a white hat, who do you root for? 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
1558 Let’s move to the gun round already. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1559 Cowboys and Croquet, made for each other. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1560 I reckon it'd be better with horses. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1561 Can you imagine if people start using guns instead? 1.1967 0.04454 122 108 6 8
1562 This is when riding a horse comes in handy. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1563 Hasn’t been the same since they changed the name to Croquet Corral 1.1967 0.04889 122 106 8 8
1564 It helps them unwind after a long ride. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1565 We don't need wickets. We have a lot of bowlegged cowboys. 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1566 Doesn't draw as big of a crowd. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1567 It’s actually just a fashion show. 1.1961 0.04256 153 132 12 9
1568 I got a inklin’ this is gonna end in sudden death overtime 1.1959 0.04142 148 126 15 7
1569 Widest wickets in the West! 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
1570 We are more civilized now. The winner get's their pistol back" 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
1571 This kinda thing takes balls. 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
1572 We settle our differences with civility at the Croquet Corral. 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
1573 Could be worse. That dude-ranch down the road adopted pickle-ball. 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
1574 That’s the Croquet Kid. Folks say he’s the fastest mallet in town. 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
1575 He’s got a wicked backhand 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
1576 According to Jason Aldean, this shouldn't happen in a small town. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
1577 Those cowboys sure aren't larger-than-life, but those hoops are sure wider-than-anything. 1.1957 0.04583 138 120 9 9
1578 Shoot-outs are not the same ever since Shane left town. 1.1957 0.04347 138 118 13 7
1579 Did he call it 'crickets'? 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1580 I wish there was a way they could hurry up this slow part and get right to the bludgeoning. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1581 When do we start chanting 'defense'? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1582 Poor guy lost his balls 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1583 Four bits on Hoopalong Cassidy. 1.1955 0.04586 133 115 10 8
1584 So what do you think of the new gunslinger rules? 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1585 Maybe we shouldn't have crossed the picket line 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1586 ‘Ten paces at dawn’ sure don’t mean what it used to 1.1955 0.04586 133 115 10 8
1587 „…Now if the ball stops right between the legs he has to crouch down and try to lift it up by using just his butt cheeks. And this is basically how the game works.“ 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1588 The smart guys grab an opponent with really long legs. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
1589 They had to settle for the Croquet Corral 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1590 I hear in Europe now they usin' wickets so the womenfolk in hoop skirts can compete. Can you imagine? And they play on grass! 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1591 Croquet at the O.K. Corral" does have a certain ring to it, don't you think 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1592 This is the lesser known "Shootout at the Cro-K Corral" 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1593 Oh, I think the concept is intriguing. I just don’t see any way to market it. 1.1951 0.03769 123 100 22 1
1594 I liked it better with pistols. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1595 He certainly ain't no Davy Croquet 1.1951 0.04712 123 106 10 7
1596 'It's still lethal but now they try to bore each other to death' 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
1597 He’s the best shot in the West 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1598 It's not as exciting, but the undertaker says he's too busy now that carrying a concealed weapon is legal. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1599 I got an idea, you still have those spare horseshoes in the barn? 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1600 When the Pun brothers come to town, trouble ain't never far behind. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1601 'I don't think the shoot-out at the Croquet Coral is going to make the history books.' 1.1946 0.04116 149 127 15 7
1602 ASPCA vs. PETA 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1603 The last fight at the Cro-K corral lasted only 30 seconds. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
1604 Obviously the more bow-legged you are the easier it is for your opponent to score 1.1944 0.04213 144 123 14 7
1605 No wickets, only bow legs 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1606 I don't get what all the hoopla is about. 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1607 I 'spect they lost them hoops on purpose. 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
1608 Bowlegged polo is bound to become America's game. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1609 That's just the way we roll round these parts... 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1610 Thought they said we wudn't need TICKETS for this here shootout. 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
1611 If one of them gets the ball off the ground, it won’t be pretty. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1612 This is the end of your wicket games! 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1613 Apparently the first game was a draw. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1614 Who's idea was a pre-game show anyway? 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1615 He's the wicket-est man in the West. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1616 It's amazing the things they thought up after the price of bullets went up. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1617 It's called "Showdown at Slow Croquet Corral" 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1618 Wow, these guys are wicket good! 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1619 To win at this game ya' gottta ride a slim horse. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
1620 I seen this with guys on horses. Way more fun. 1.1935 0.04676 124 107 10 7
1621 There is nothing about this that make a man proud to be a cowboy. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1622 If I were the sheriff I’d just shoot the Prep School Kid 1.1933 0.04815 119 103 9 7
1623 It's "cowboy croquet"- was bound to happen! 1.1933 0.04815 119 103 9 7
1624 It's a showdown at the Croquet Corral! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1625 Bad Day At Piping Rock 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1626 They are missing the hoops bigger than the old days. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1627 It's an easier game after they get off the horses. 1.1931 0.04299 145 125 12 8
1628 We do things a little different at the Croquet Corral. 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
1629 Like I said, men today have lost their balls. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1630 Don't worry, Straight Legs McGee can't be beat." 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
1631 With rickets one doesn't require wickets. 1.1929 0.04167 140 119 15 6
1632 Dueling's just not the same anymore. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
1633 Technically, dating back to the tradition of jeu de paume in 16th century France, they both should be wearing white hats. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1634 You sure it said "Croquet Corral"? 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1635 You gotta say one thing, these guys have balls 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
1636 He calls himself 'Davy Croquet'. 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1637 NEXT SHOWDOWN, CROCHET 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1638 Them Bow Boys come up with the craziest games 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1639 My money's on the bow-legged one. 1.1923 0.03871 156 132 18 6
1640 This would be better on horseback 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1641 You're in the wrong place, stranger. This is a shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1642 It's called crochee. A Main/Italian fusion 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1643 Old hockey goalies. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1644 Gunfights were a lot more fun. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1645 Well, I suppose it's better that it's croquet and not crochet. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1646 Hoops with spurs. It’s the Wild West. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1647 After this we’ll have spaghetti! 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1648 Since the sheriff took our guns, the only dueling allowed is croquet at twenty paces. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
1649 Glad we got here early, the stuff at high noon makes me queasy 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
1650 They're Wyatt's testicles. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
1651 Bart was much harder to score on before he got his horse. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
1652 Slim is looking good after that ACL tear last year. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1653 This is how we settle differences at the Cro-K Corral. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1654 It's got quiet since they banned guns. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1655 We need one of them “license to carry” laws here. 1.1918 0.04160 146 125 14 7
1656 Something is clearly missing here. I can smell it. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1657 Last week it was badminton and ‘ol Luke said he was the baddest badminton shooter in the West. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1658 If this don't settle it, reckon they'll have to play pickle ball. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1659 This new game will kill pickleball. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1660 This is the okayest corral I’ve ever seen. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1661 It looks civilized now, but wait until they start beating each other with the mallets. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1662 I like the new sheriff 1.1917 0.04233 120 103 12 5
1663 Mark my words. Someday this goldarn thing will be ‘Pickleball.’ 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1664 I'm betting on the moustache. Looks tougher. How about you? 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
1665 I'm guessing the Old West is over. 1.1915 0.04378 141 122 11 8
1666 I thought it was the "OK" Corral. 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
1667 It beats paper airplanes. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1668 Oh, balls. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1669 They landed on boardwalk with a hotel. We can make them play any game we want. 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
1670 I'll die of boredom before this showdown is over! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1671 Back in my day, we set the ball on fire. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1672 If you get two balls between his legs, it proves you're a real man! 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
1673 I like it better when disputes are settled with guns. 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
1674 They have been in the saddle way too long 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
1675 I warned you this would happen if we regulated guns. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1676 Shootout at the Croquet Corral just doesn't have the same ring. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1677 I hear neither of them ever wants to get back in the saddle. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
1678 Would you believe that corporate is trying to take this away too? 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
1679 Things sure are a lot quieter around here since they passed that darn noise ordinance. 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
1680 Gunfight?......No, this is the 'Croquet Corral' 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
1681 It was invented by a failed orthopedist. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
1682 They’re going to have to go through hoops to settle this score. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1683 Maybe they should've taken our guns years ago... 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
1684 Como se llaman esos? 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1685 This is absolutely not what I thought was goin' to happen, but heck if I'm not lovin' it. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1686 Abner, you think "shootout at noon" means something different to these Boston cowboys? 1.1905 0.04133 147 126 14 7
1687 Vegan polo at its best 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
1688 I hear they didn't think "croquet" was fancy enough. Now they want to call it "bocce!" 1.1901 0.04462 142 124 9 9
1689 It’s death by a thousand strokes. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1690 I think my horse is more into this than we are. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1691 Bronco Billy used to be fastest mallet in the west until Black Bart came along. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1692 Shoot outs are okay I guess, but this takes a set of real balls 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
1693 They have no idea what they’re playing. They saw it in an old western. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1694 Funfight at the Croquet Corral” just ain’t manly 1.1901 0.04349 142 123 11 8
1695 Better idea than darts. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
1696 My money's on the bad guy 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
1697 Call the Sheriff before somebody gets croaked. 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
1698 I hear you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of violent train heists. 1.1899 0.03930 158 135 16 7
1699 High Noon is no longer lethal, but it sure is boring. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1700 Yep, this one-horse town is also a no-wicket town. 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
1701 I thought cowboys got legs like that from riding horses. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
1702 I think it’s a draw. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1703 I told 'em to keep it civil. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1704 I like that there's less machismo, but I do miss the suspense of the old days. 1.1897 0.04885 116 101 8 7
1705 We decided to rebrand, it's now the Croquet Corral. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1706 Polo just ain't the same after you lose your poney in poker. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1707 Those 'er some nice second position plies, wouldn't you say, Jeb? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1708 This New Generation.... 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1709 High Noon ain’t what it used da be. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1710 About what you'd expect at the croquet corral 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1711 I didn’t picture Texas Red as an Aunt Emma 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1712 Merrick over yonder at the department store said nutmeg is also a spice. Now what do you figure that tastes like? 1.1894 0.04451 132 114 11 7
1713 The writers and actors are on strike so these are our entertainment options now. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1714 They say he’s got the fastest mallet west of the Mississippi. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1715 Since the ban on guns, duels are a lot less exciting. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
1716 Yup, that’s the Croquet Kid. Or as they call him in Deadwood … Poison. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
1717 Ol' Sticky Wicket ...always draws first 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1718 At what point do we declare this a draw? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1719 Them there boys got some big balls. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
1720 Did you ever imagine this place becoming such a wicket town, Red?" 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1721 I hope it doesn't bounce 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1722 Maybe they ain’t regulation wickets, but it does give their horses a break 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1723 The gang wants ‘em wacked. 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
1724 Shane never loses 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1725 They say he's the fastest mallet in the west. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1726 Horse-croquet way tougher than cow-croquet. 1.1890 0.04839 127 112 6 9
1727 It’s for damn sure not your Daddy’s Croquet Corral. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1728 Woke Out At The Your Ok ,I’m Ok , Corrall 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1729 Who needs wickets when you've got rickets? 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
1730 This was supposed to be at dawn but we had a rain delay. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1731 I told them we should just stick to kick the can but nooo,they had to have the modern version. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1732 It's known as the Gunfight at the Roque Corral. 1.1888 0.03773 143 122 16 5
1733 These bow legged Cowboys really need to get their calves together. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
1734 Great idea for a new game. What'dya think- call it Pickleball or Cornhole?? 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
1735 Opening acts can be so disappointing. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1736 How the heck else would the west be won? 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1737 Hard to watch, for an undertaker. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
1738 They call it parenthetical ball. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
1739 And they said outlawing guns would be a bad idea... 1.1883 0.04096 154 133 13 8
1740 High noon at O.K. croquet. 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
1741 If it ends in a tie, they go to a shoot-out. That's what I'm hoping for. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
1742 It's to the death 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1743 This was so much quicker when they just used guns. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1744 They don't need wickets 'cause they got them skinny jeans. 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
1745 Dad burn it! We gotta get us a new sheriff. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1746 In truth, it was actually the Slowdown at the Croquet Corral 1.1880 0.04547 133 116 9 8
1747 It seems like they weren't very good at shooting. After using all of their ammunition, they made a decision to switch things up. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1748 ...and you can be pretty sure there won't ever be a woman's division, either. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1749 Things ain’t been the same since Sheriff Ken rode to town. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1750 The best defense is a skinny horse. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1751 So, if Curling can be an olympic sport, why not Cowboy Croquet? 1.1880 0.04420 133 115 11 7
1752 Bill is just killing him this round. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1753 Lame opening act. When’s the shootout? 1.1879 0.03853 149 126 18 5
1754 Yuh can't play croquet when yuh got bow legs 1.1879 0.03547 149 126 19 4
1755 being bowlegged has its practicalities. 1.1879 0.04191 149 129 12 8
1756 Ol’ Davey Croquet needs to come up with a name for this game 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
1757 These are two of the meanest, nastiest croquet cowboys in the West. 1.1875 0.04060 144 123 15 6
1758 Well at least we know they're not virgins. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1759 This match is sure to end in a draw. 1.1875 0.04060 144 123 15 6
1760 Heck in my day they’d shoot each other…not die from boredom. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1761 First the cowboy breaks the horse. Then the horse breaks the cowboy. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
1762 It could be worse. It could be pickle ball. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1763 They're rehearsing for 'Shootout at the Croquet Corral.' 1.1875 0.04540 128 111 10 7
1764 Slim is the fastest roqueter west of Topeka. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1765 I bet this ends in a shootout. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
1766 They say he's got the fastest mallet this side of the Mississippi! 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1767 You think money changes people? 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1768 Remember when the 2nd Amendment was so simple. 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
1769 I hear the half-time show draws a bigger crowd than the game itself. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
1770 The Crochet Kid is kinda slow on the mallet. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1771 Loser gets hung. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1772 Close doesn't count. 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
1773 I’m still waiting for my spritzer. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1774 Well what kinda shootout were ya ‘spectin’ here at The Croquet Corral? 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1775 My money’s on the guy who just fired the first shot. He’s got more balls 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1776 Two out of three" just didn't work the way we used to settle arguments 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1777 No matter who wins this semi-final, they have no chance to take the title from ‘Ol’ Knocknees.’ 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1778 Call me a traditionalist, but I really hate these new tiebreaker rules. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1779 I'm bored. When do they release the bulls? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1780 Helps if you sleep in the saddle. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
1781 They're just giving the Polo Ponies a rest... 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
1782 Tarnation, Will, I don't like violence either, but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 1.1866 0.04260 134 115 13 6
1783 I miss the hula-hoopslingers. 1.1866 0.03378 134 109 25 0
1784 Is this less noisy then? 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1785 Wild Bill Wicket hasn’t lost a duel yet! 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1786 It's more dangerous than it looks. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
1787 no horseplay here 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
1788 I weren't joshin' when I told ya this here's a one-horse town. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1789 It’s Cowboy Croquet! Them old cowboys from the senior center are “Professionals.” 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1790 I honestly don't mind the change. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1791 I get the whole croquet angle, but what’s with the yarn!?! 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1792 They don’t call him Wicket Willie for nothin 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1793 The new Gun Law put me out of the Undertaking business. Now I sell Life Insurance." 1.1862 0.03244 145 118 27 0
1794 Polo without the horses is not very exciting... 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1795 We’re gonna have to get us some of them wickets. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
1796 Old Wicket Legs Willy has got him right where he wants him 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1797 These shots aren't like they used to be. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1798 The town appears to be big enough for the two of them. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1799 With Boot Hill nearing capacity, a new form of dispute resolution was needed. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1800 I love how they improvised when they realized they forgot the wickets. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1801 I told ‘em what’d make a good Wild West re-enactment but I knew these guys weren’t paying attention. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
1802 It's definitely less dramatic, but provides hours of entertainment. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
1803 This is what happens when a Democrat wins the Governorship. 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
1804 Now this is a sport for men with balls. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1805 I don't think cowboy croquet is going to catch on. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1806 They also changed the time to 11am... 1.1855 0.04489 124 107 11 6
1807 You know,dueling with pistols was too dangerous 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1808 I've seen the best, but for my money Tex is the fastest with a mallet than any man this side of Waco." 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1809 I've seen him send many cowboys all the way to Boot Hill 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1810 Always bet on the man who rides in on the skinniest horse. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1811 They say slim wicket is the fastest mallet in the West. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
1812 only works if you are bowlegged 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
1813 Next thing you know, they will be playing pickleball at high noon. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1814 At what point do the players start swinging the mallets at each other? 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1815 The fella on the right is Hoopalong Cassidy. 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
1816 Who farted? 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
1817 Good thing Clint didn’t challenge one of them there city slickers 1.1852 0.04359 135 117 11 7
1818 I never thought. it would come to this. 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
1819 Think we oughta give ’em guns, so’s they can just shoot each other? 1.1849 0.04347 146 128 9 9
1820 A real straight shooter... 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
1821 Don't leave yet. It gets better at sundown. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
1822 I always knew them bow legs would be good for somethin' 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1823 Welcome to the croquet corral! 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1824 They say the Croquet Kid has the fastest mallet in the West, but my money is on Hoop-a-long Cassidy. 1.1849 0.04769 119 104 8 7
1825 I thought we were coming to watch pickleball! 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1826 They call him the Croquet Kid. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1827 It's getting polo-tical. And I can pronounce a dash. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1828 Back in my day…. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1829 Well, it could still get interesting. You read Alice In Wonderland. 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
1830 What’ll they call this then, ‘Funfight at the Croquet Corral’? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1831 The first cowboy to straighten his legs gets squatter’s rights. 1.1840 0.04077 125 108 12 5
1832 It all started over how to say and spell "croquet"! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1833 After this match, we'll be serving chicken croquette. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1834 I feel like we’re in one of them Linguine Westerns. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
1835 it's the fastest growing sport in America 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
1836 After polo season it's about all they can manage. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
1837 Them boys have never been the same since that English feller hoodwinked them out of their six-guns. 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
1838 I sure do miss pickleball 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
1839 It gets more suspenseful at high noon. 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
1840 And quit yelling 'nutmeg.' 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1841 I’m all for player safety, but I prefer when they used to murder each other. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
1842 The horses walked off when we called them polo ponies, so here we are. 1.1833 0.04581 120 104 10 6
1843 Their horses died. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1844 It's a shame they lost their horses in a bad hand of poker. They were really good at polo. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1845 ON HORSES? 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1846 Pickleball is a lot more fun. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1847 Zeke ain’t won since he bought Big Nellie. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1848 This is what you call bowlin. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1849 danny look good in them jeans 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1850 Dueling Spaghetti-Western Style Can Get Ugly... 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
1851 They'd be better off playing polo! 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
1852 That’s all you got to say? You’re bored? 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1853 i wish we were descended from something other than apes 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
1854 The guy ridin' the bigger horse usually loses. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1855 And so the sport that is croquet originated among American cowboys who sat on their horses for a bit too long. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1856 Wait till ya see 'em play Horseshoes! 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1857 I miss John Wayne." 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1858 Boy! Don’t that beat all? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1859 There’s a new mallet slinger in town. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1860 I do believe that you have to be bow-legged to play this here game. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1861 It's called picklewicket. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1862 Pickleball schmickleball. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1863 Croquet at Okay? 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1864 I suppose there are worse ways to spend a Sunday afternoon. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1865 I hear it's a new kind of game called, Crooked 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1866 Going to grab nachos, want something? “First blood” might take a while. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1867 They used to meet at high noon, but a bit later now so they can head directly to the saloon for its early bird specials. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1868 If they use those mallets on each other, we go to bocce next. 1.1825 0.04564 126 110 9 7
1869 It was more interesting when guys used guns for duels 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1870 Bowlegged? Looks like a sticky wicket to me. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1871 You ever think Manifest Destiny warn’t such a great idea? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1872 High noon. Wickets at fifty paces. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1873 Rodeo took more balls.” 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1874 We really gotta figure out how to make more bullets. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1875 Looks like a couple of horses could spice this up a bit. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
1876 Those invisible ponies sure were a great investment. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
1877 « She said it will fit. » 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
1878 It may be more civilized, but it’s killing the local economy. The coffin maker and gunsmith are still looking for work. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
1879 No need for wickets after years of riding with the herd. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1880 I thought you said "wicked",not "wicket". 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
1881 Good thing they ain’t shootin' pool. Auch! 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1882 Kid Toro's quick with the mallet and has a wicket stance. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
1883 Tex ain’t that good. He just rides a skinny horse. 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
1884 And we don't need wickets! 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
1885 Did I tell you these guys are from England? 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
1886 He said he was the straightest shot in the West. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1887 We call this crotchquet. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
1888 This here’ jest a practice round. Main event’s at High Noon. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1889 THEY USED TO USE MUCH LARGER BALLS 1.1818 0.04277 132 114 12 6
1890 It's the end of the West 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1891 It's just so woke. It makes me sick. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1892 Here we go with another shoot-out at the Croquet Corral 1.1818 0.04410 132 115 10 7
1893 What do you think we should call this game, Marco? 1.1818 0.03665 143 120 20 3
1894 This town ain’t big enough for golf. 1.1812 0.03933 149 128 15 6
1895 A showdown ain't what it used to be. 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
1896 They're just having a little fun after they castrated Cinnamon. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1897 Definitely mallets aforethought. The judge won’t like this. 1.1811 0.04390 127 110 11 6
1898 After this, let's check out the dueling piano bar." 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1899 They say he's the fastest shot in Westport, Connecticut 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1900 This really makes me miss the croquettes at Miss Kitty’s saloon. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1901 They’ve got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1902 I miss the shoot outs ever since the Croquet Kid came to town. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1903 The cemetery is full, so the sheriff came up with this. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1904 Personally, I'd prefer the old shootout at noon. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
1905 Duels've kinda lost their spark. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
1906 Wouldn’t it be cool if they tried this on horseback? 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1907 It may not seem exciting, but wait ‘til you see his kill shot. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1908 I still think "Croquet Corral" was a typo. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
1909 Modern problems require modern solutions. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1910 Should we offer to be second wickets? 1.1810 0.05024 105 92 7 6
1911 The Biannual Bow-Legged Bowl-Off is my absolute favorite. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1912 They call it Cowboy Croquet. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
1913 People love it… no nets, rules, boundaries, horses, or even scoring, but the days just fly by. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
1914 This fella, Perfesser Hill, came by and now the whole town's playing. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
1915 Whatever happened to solving disputes with pistols at 30 feet? 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1916 He is the most wanted man in England. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
1917 What happened to the rodeo ? 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
1918 It’s a grudge match. 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1919 Bow legs work great, and the horses were upset when they heard their shoes being thrown around. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
1920 Forget culture, it’s undertakers that are being hit the hardest by the new duel rule changes 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1921 Just another shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1922 I have more fun throwing a ball to my Buddy. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1923 They won’t let me play. Say I’m not bow legged. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
1924 Well at least they don’t know about pickle ball yet… 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
1925 Looks like both them fellas could use a bathroom break. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1926 I reckon that's why they call this place the Croquet Corral. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1927 If it flies too high, you’re out. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1928 I got tired of updating the population numbers on our town sign. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1929 Recovering gunfighters find it hard to focus on anything else… 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1930 The suspense is killing me. 1.1802 0.04823 111 97 8 6
1931 A shootout at the "croquet" corral wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1932 Its the new Saudi-backed croquet tour. Do you know how much those cowboys are paid to play? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1933 Boy do I miss the Indians! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1934 Advantage Mr. Earp.. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1935 You can only play if you’ve been pried off a horse. 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
1936 My money’s on the guy on the right … his horse is smaller!” 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
1937 It's called bowlegs ball. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
1938 Yeah, it's been boring since Hickok was sent to sensitivity training. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
1939 We had to use those wickets at the last bar-b-que. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1940 When you’ve been wranglers as long as they have, you kinda *become* the croquet wicket. 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
1941 Think I might go down to the local store and get me an orange pop. Wanna come? 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
1942 Obviously, jump shots are prohibited. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1943 Some spurs are longer than others. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1944 OSHA has killed the OK Corral! 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
1945 Watch what happens if he hits the wicket 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1946 'They say he's just passing through." 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
1947 It's a whole bunch easier on the ears than the gun slinging was. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
1948 Things have really changed since we realized we could just build a bigger town! 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1949 They’re the fastest shots in the West. 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1950 Like I always say, never bring a mallet to a gun fight. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1951 History will call it "Shootout at the Croquet Corral'. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1952 So this is how the West was won. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1953 They decided to fight at the croquet corral. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1954 It's no fun now we've got this new Health and Safety critter 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1955 Shoot! 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1956 Croquet? I thought you said O.K Corral 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1957 This is nothing compared to that tetherball duel from last week. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1958 Since gentrification the Old West ain't what it used to be. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1959 Yippee croquet! 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
1960 So, as you see, we don't need wickets to play croquet in the Old West 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
1961 Looks like an even match to me! 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
1962 I'm startin' to think you mighta misheard me when I asked to go to the OK Corral 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
1963 These duels have gotten too woke. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1964 Who did you bet on? 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
1965 What the heck is this?” “Cowboy croquet Olympics - what else! 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
1966 I hear in England they call it polo. Mebbe here it'll evolve into pickleball." 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1967 Clang 'em high. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
1968 Cover your eyes, Curly. Remember the last scene from that movie High Noon? 1.1780 0.04604 118 103 9 6
1969 I used to love that game. But I had to retire when my legs straightened up. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
1970 If this catches on, the sheriff, doctor, and undertaker are going to have to learn how to code computers. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1971 The judge sentenced the outlaws to serve as wickets. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1972 More like the Croquet Corral 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1973 It's a differnt town since the HOA rolled in 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1974 Since they started smoking pot, they don't even carry guns anymore. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1975 After all, this is the Croquet Corral. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1976 This way at least no one has to die. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1977 High noon just lacks the ole luster . . . know what I mean, Lester? 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
1978 Big savings on equipment! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1979 You should've seen their sorry attempt at pickleball. 1.1774 0.04587 124 109 8 7
1980 It’s apparent to me now- these two billionaires social media bark is bigger than their bite 1.1773 0.04304 141 124 9 8
1981 A hundred years from now, the Croquet Corral's gonna be legendary. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
1982 Jesse's quick shot aint no good against Slim's sure shot. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
1983 This 'woke conflict resolution' thing sure is a boom for air quality! 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
1984 Mark my words, history will remember the "Shoot Out at Croquet Corral." 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1985 Polo's never been the same since they let the horses change the rules! 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1986 Sudden-death rounds aren't what they used to be. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
1987 “I’m writing a book about men playing more games when their wives take up reading. It’s called ‘I’m Also Glad Jennette McCurdy’s Mother Died’.” 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1988 A world without guns...:) 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
1989 Turns out this town IS big enough for the both of them... 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1990 I'll tell you what, Blondie, he's all hat and no mallet. 1.1769 0.04431 130 114 9 7
1991 This is what 'woke' has come to. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1992 Nah—the one time we had them wear white, they came out in their skivvies. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1993 At least the noise pollution is no longer an issue 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1994 We got a ticket to the no-wicket gibbet. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1995 It's been hard having a proper duel since the dang NRA stopped paying for freebie trips and handing out RV's to their supporters. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1996 Big croquet tournament coming up. The boys need to get some practice in. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
1997 A showdown at the Cro.K. Corral. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
1998 The first one to hit both spurs with the same ball gets the prize. 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1999 That there varmint is the famed — and prep-school educated — frontiersman Davey Croquet. 1.1769 0.04061 147 128 12 7
2000 All they need now is a couple of peg-legged pirates. 1.1765 0.03985 119 103 12 4
2001 Some players are great, some players are good, but these guys are just parenthetic. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2002 They just got back from Brokeback Mountain. All the cowboys that goes up there comes back all bowlegged fer some reason? 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
2003 So where are the crows? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2004 Those damn bow-legged wickets make ot too easy! 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2005 He's a dead man. Hiram never misses a shot like that. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2006 Years of being forced to ride the range have resulted in a skill they can finally apply. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2007 I liked it better with golf clubs 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2008 We had to switch to cricket after they shot some of the cows. 1.1765 0.04414 136 120 8 8
2009 That's what happens when them liberal lily-livered revisionist historians take over academia 1.1765 0.04567 119 104 9 6
2010 You think they'll call this the shootout at the croquet corral? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2011 No, it rhymes with OK... 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2012 Loco Polo o pollo loco? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2013 What's that idea you said you got from watching this, Doubleday? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2014 The bullets have gotten slower. Eh? 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
2015 Since they outlawed the high shot, it's no fun to watch. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2016 And thus begins the legend of The Showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
2017 it's all about positioning you know... 1.1760 0.03420 125 108 14 3
2018 The loser has to trim the cacti hedge maze. 1.1760 0.04553 125 110 8 7
2019 'It's what you get in a Town Called Mallet' 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
2020 If you ask me, they’re both croqs. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2021 The gun control lobby suggested we change the name to "O.K. Croquet". 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2022 I think the ball is loaded. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2023 The OK Corral was booked, so they're doing the Croquet Corral. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2024 Let's see who's the fastest mallet in the West. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2025 No, that one's in Tombstone. 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
2026 Well, what happened is that one day they went off for drinks and left those little metal hoop things behind and somebody stole them. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2027 At the Croquet Corral we encourage non-violent dispute resolution. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2028 I think its called 'golf' 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2029 He's only got two, just like us, Trigger, and the livestock. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2030 It seems an added cruelty that the steers have to watch this. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2031 Now that cowboy sets a wicked wicket. 1.1754 0.03578 114 94 20 0
2032 Croquet balls don’t kill people. People do. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2033 We used to have gunfights, but the new sheriff is a liberal. 1.1753 0.05286 97 86 5 6
2034 They say he’s a very wicket man. 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
2035 This fad is nothing like what pickleball will bring." 1.1752 0.03999 137 118 14 5
2036 It's all about the wrists. 1.1752 0.04131 137 119 12 6
2037 You’re dinking when you should be doinkin.” 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
2038 It seems to have lost something over the years, don't you think? 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
2039 This town ain't big enough for the two of them. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
2040 They should just knock one another over the head with them there mallets. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
2041 If they keep this up there won't be any balls left! 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
2042 Leave it the the Millennials to resolve conflict in the most civilized way possible... 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
2043 We’re trying the other game, Rusty, now will you quit whining about your feet? 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
2044 They started out as wickets. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2045 What an epic croquet shootout! But I'm sure history will get it wrong. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2046 I’m all fer it but I still feel bad for the undertakers… 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
2047 This would have been a bloody shoot-out had they remembered the stakes 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2048 They've got balls... or This game sure has changed, we used guns!!! 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2049 This high-noon-dual is followed by high tea. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2050 They’ve been going back and forth like this since noon. 1.1746 0.03997 126 110 11 5
2051 You know,it would be a lot harder for Willard to cheat if we didn’t use legs as wickets. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2052 You need balls to play Croquet in these here parts. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2053 They've given up playing horseshoes. 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
2054 Nothing like a Wicket West shootout! 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2055 And in this competition, being bow legged is NOT an advantage 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2056 Don't count the southpaw out! 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
2057 Bein' bowlegged has its advantages. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2058 I had my doubts, but in hindsight, this is SO much more enjoyable than a gunfight! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2059 I got an idea 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2060 Cowboys dueling in Connecticut 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2061 Vitamin D deficiency has never been more useful. 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
2062 It's a new game, they call it "Deez Nutz" 1.1742 0.04234 132 115 11 6
2063 You can tell ol’ Bucky rides a thinner horse. 1.1742 0.04234 132 117 8 7
2064 Real men don't use wickets 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2065 Dullest rodeo event ever! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2066 Whatever happened to a good " old-fashion" gun fight? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2067 Shouldn't there be hoops? 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2068 Yup, it takes years to perfect the proper form. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2069 The history books never mentioned that there was croquet at the OK! 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2070 They’re vegans. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2071 Well they did say a dual at the Croquet Coral. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
2072 Pardner, we have sunk to a new low. 1.1736 0.04496 121 106 9 6
2073 I reckon it'll end in a draw. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2074 Them wickets ain’t regulation, don’cha know? 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2075 I guess that’s the new fad - Mansplain croquet ! 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2076 It’s OK, but the wicked keep moving 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
2077 That's a good shot at the CrOK Corral! 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
2078 Might as well put them bowlegs to work. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2079 Its bring your own wicket at the Cro K Corral. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2080 Gives new meaning to the term “sticky wicket,” don’t it? 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2081 No need for gunfights here, at the croquet corral 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2082 I know its boring Billy, but at least no one gets shot. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2083 We renamed this horse-hockey. 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2084 I told you gun control does work. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2085 You mean we just hit these here balls and they write a pithy comment about it on the internet? 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2086 They call it Mallets Aforethough 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2087 They’re pretty good but they really should be having this out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
2088 Shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2089 No helmets? That’s downright dangerous. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2090 Wild Bill's good, but the Kid has a sticky wicket. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
2091 They've gone from horseless carriages to horseless polo. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2092 You know, after those cow-pies sit in the sun a while, they roll pretty good. 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
2093 That's just a tease, he power drives the second one where the the legs join the torso. 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
2094 Clem is a sticky wicket. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
2095 Ahhh croquet, the first part of the gentleman cowboy triathlon. Next comes the duel and whoever lives rides Bessie here to the finish line. 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
2096 No, I said it was at the croquet corral! 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
2097 Someone stole their horses. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2098 The hombre who schedules these matches for high noon should be shot. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2099 The game gets interesting if the balls stop close to each other. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2100 It solved all the confusion in dueling with a game of horse. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2101 Gettin' like I hardly recognize this town any more. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2102 We definitely need to change the rules if both guns misfire again. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2103 A sudden death match for the ages ' 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2104 Turns out people have a lot in common when they started building towns big enough for both of them 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2105 Too many balls, not enough cowboys and horses! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2106 You do know croquet can be a violent sport, don’t you? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2107 Welcome to the ruthless world of Tournament Croquet 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2108 Lucky them youngins don't ride side saddle 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
2109 The death rate has plummeted since we started settling differences this way. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2110 Darn, I really miss the good ol’ days. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2111 I gotta poop 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2112 Cowboy croquet. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2113 Darwin predicts that bowed legs will disappear 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2114 On horseback it might go a little faster. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2115 It's another form of polo, just without the horses. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2116 Cumulus are truly my favorite cloud. 1.1721 0.04611 122 108 7 7
2117 First it was the paper straws... 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
2118 You know Jim underfeeds his horse, right? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2119 What do you think cowboys in America do? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2120 I didn’t know what to expect when I heard “ball-whacking duel.” 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2121 He lacks the killer instinct! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2122 Them are wicket legs! 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2123 I’m getting FOMO on the range! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
2124 It's a sudden death match. 1.1719 0.03527 128 107 20 1
2125 Why always French? First it was dueling. Now it's croquet! 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
2126 You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend; those with loaded guns and those who play croquet. We play croquet. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2127 Ya see? Vegan polo's not so bad. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2128 Croquet mallets at 20 paces! 1.1719 0.04166 128 111 12 5
2129 Imagine how this would play out in Central Park? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2130 That mallet is illegal! Why does the league let him get away with it? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2131 Here in Bowlegs, Oklahoma we don't need them wicked wickets. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2132 We can’t find the wickets. 1.1716 0.04174 134 117 11 6
2133 That's Not-So-Butch Cassidy out there 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
2134 Great balls of fire! 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
2135 This is gonna take awhile! 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
2136 This town ain't big enough for cornhole and croquet. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2137 I know these duels are dangerous, but you can't take away a person's right to own a mallet. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2138 « Wait until the Saudis get into it » 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2139 I TOLD you the showdown would be at the croquet corral. 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
2140 If they're too cheap to buy new wickets, somebody's going to end up with a mallet to the balls. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2141 They're both wicket good! 1.1712 0.04767 111 98 7 6
2142 Good thing we never invented guns in this timeline. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2143 Toughest set of wickets this side of the Rockies. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2144 I'd rather be a second for pickleball. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2145 Dumb and dumber 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2146 In my day, we played croquet uphill both ways. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2147 Well, the sign did say Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2148 Sure is less noisy than the old way, but it IS slower. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2149 Ever since that Gavin Newsom became sheriff, things just aren't the same 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2150 I'm not sure a graphite mallet is legal 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2151 Word is, out in Pingpongville they've got some crazy way of settlin' disputes 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2152 Don't know how them Easterners are gonna play this game. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2153 Just ain't the same! 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2154 This one needs no caption! 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2155 That´s the problem when internet is down 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2156 This new "Woke Dueling" even uses balls made from Fair Trade Lumber. 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
2157 It's pretty dang clear that croquet is America's game of the future. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2158 Fred, if this is hoopless croquet, croquet, how wide do you have to squat ? 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
2159 This here's as lowdown as it gits at the Cro K Corral. 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
2160 I said, Showdown at the croquet coral! 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
2161 This cruelty-free rodeo blows. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
2162 Says his name is Davey Croquet 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
2163 They're looking for the man who shot their par. 1.1702 0.03176 141 117 24 0
2164 It’s a wicket world we live in.., 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
2165 He's the best croquet player this side of Texas and yonder! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2166 I know what ya'll are thinking but they said pickle-ball wouldn't catch on either. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2167 It's another showdown at the Croquet Corral. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2168 I'm here because I heard there would be pegging. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2169 They ain't got a real beef--it's a dang veggie burger. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2170 I hadn’t reckoned how profoundly the automobile will change our way of life. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2171 No wonder belt buckles are getting so big. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2172 I would have guessed it would be at least a century before we'd have weekend cowboys. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2173 They can really get nuts. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2174 Fault if he hits a spur. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2175 I heard that someone has corrupted this great game by creating something called "pickle ball." A real shame! 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2176 When are these guys gonna stop horsin’ around! 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2177 "I reckon I'll take a shot at the winner. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2178 First, Cowboys and Indians, then Spaghetti Westerns, now we have Meatball Showdowns. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2179 The way Nature intended: Two men. Two mallets. Two balls. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2180 I think the West just got a little bit less wild. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
2181 These duels sure got done quicker back in our day! 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
2182 Liven things up, Clem - tell 'em bout the Second Amendment. 1.1695 0.04552 118 104 8 6
2183 When he challenged the marshall,the Cheyenne Kid made the mistake of saying,"Choose your weapons"! 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
2184 Jake didn't have a choice--his honor was at stake. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2185 I have a craving for scones... 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2186 With my knees, I sure don't miss runnin' for cover. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2187 That's why we call 'im Dead Eye Dick. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2188 Croquet? More like crickets, am I right? 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2189 It's called "freerange polo." The horses enjoy watching it. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2190 The match is over when I hit one of them On the head with the mallet . 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2191 And it really makes the best use of being bow legged 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
2192 Nothing like a shoot out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2193 One of them is bound to croque eventually 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2194 Let's get some wickets for them wackos 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2195 What it lacks in drama it makes up in sophistication. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
2196 They play croquet like tennis players play pickleball. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
2197 Wow, he’s really killing him. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
2198 Just when Blake thought he'd won the croquet standoff, Pete, the baddest cut rusher this side of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, shoots a Dolly Rush and wins! 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
2199 Yeah, but wait 'til it hits a pebble and kicks up. 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
2200 This is how we conduct a shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. 1.1691 0.04116 136 119 11 6
2201 Feeling left out, Marco? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2202 With his strong follow-through, that feller might hit three balls with one swing. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2203 It's less barbaric than it looks 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2204 They now call it Fun Fight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2205 I reckon it's a gunfight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2206 Now This is what I call an "OK shootout at the Corral" 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2207 Between riding the range and playing polo for years this is what you're left with 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2208 They ride too much. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2209 ‘…and then Tex figured heck, we walk like this might as well just play AND be the wicket at the same time’ 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2210 Too bad the sheriff consfiscated their guns. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2211 Unless you’ve got a great jock strap,it’s no fun to play. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2212 They sure have a strange way of settling things in England. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2213 OK is over there. This corral is for lesser infractions. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2214 Cowboy croquet is not what it used to be 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2215 This way, the only thing that gets hurt is their ego. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2216 This is the KO Corral. The OK Corral is on the other side of town. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2217 I don't know how we did it without the horses. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2218 D'ya think they'll name the game after Davey? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2219 Hey malleter, malleter, malleter! Swing malleter. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2220 It’s a hustle… he summers in Newport. 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2221 Folks will long remember this battle at Croquet Corral. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2222 Two words: "Gun Control." 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2223 Showdown at the Rust Corral. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2224 Since the Kid came to town, this is our entertainment 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2225 It's been like this since they outlawed lawn bowls 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2226 I can't help but regret bankrolling this tournament instead of finally opening that llama-themed bed and breakfast." 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2227 It’s plenty safer but it sure is boring. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2228 Looks like Tex has himself a sticky wicket. 1.1680 0.04647 125 112 5 8
2229 Polo on horseback is just too much like working. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2230 The loser gets poisoned. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2231 Yeah it's a one horse town all right, but dadgumit the Buckaroo Croquet League is tops. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2232 They said they're calling it "pickleball." 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2233 I thought that was over after David Crockett died 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
2234 Not exactly the Gunfight at the OK Corral. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2235 It was harder when they weren’t bow legged 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
2236 Next thing you know they’ll be playing Pickleball ! 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
2237 Now all we need is a stick-up wicket. 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
2238 Hoop less?” “Hoop cares? 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
2239 Ya spend enough hours ridin’ horses, they let ya into the croquet club as a wicket 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
2240 Rickets wickets! 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2241 Cowboy Croquet. You don’t need those wicket thingies. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2242 That's gentrification for you. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
2243 I told you Zeke, the gunfight was at the OK Corral, this here's the Croquet Corral and one heck of a shootout. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2244 "No matter who wins, Boot Hill ain't never gonna be the same." 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2245 Noe, THAT's a tricky wicket. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
2246 Somebody is bound to get hurt with theses new stand your ground rules! 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2247 The score is 1-1, They’ll probably end up in a draw 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2248 Sudden death" doesn't have a Wild West vibe anymore 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2249 Pickle Ball just isn’t as exciting as I thought. 1.1667 0.04324 132 117 8 7
2250 Is this the shootout at the croquet corral? 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2251 I hear it's really popular back east. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
2252 They use their rickets as wickets. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2253 Boring as hell, but still better than using guns! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2254 That’s not fair. The one in black has a wider horse. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2255 So much for the wild west ! 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
2256 I prefer the old days, when they would do this on horseback. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2257 I'm thinking either horses or little wire hoops. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2258 Once they’re over 40 it takes forever 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2259 The meatballs were a bit tough tonight. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2260 This has been going on since high noon. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
2261 This is just the undercard. The main event starts at sunrise. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2262 This is exactly why I support a broad interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2263 Harder than it looks. 1.1667 0.03333 126 105 21 0
2264 They say the sheriff hired an Ombuds 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2265 Done away with them sticky wickets. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2266 Looks like we got us a real Mexican Standoff… 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2267 And Easterners still think it's caused by horseback ridin' ! 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2268 The territory has gone to no-kill showdowns. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2269 Blah blah 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2270 Don't get confused when they say "You need to hit the balls between my legs." 1.1667 0.04648 114 101 7 6
2271 Should we tell 'em about wickets, or just let them whack away? 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2272 Ya gotta admire them crotch arches 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
2273 The Wild West is not the same since Bowleg Croquet has been used to settle differences. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
2274 The better players ride sidesaddle. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2275 Only white trousers and shirts could make this more absurd. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2276 They thought it'd be family friendly to rebrand the old shootout as "Human Wicket at the Croquet Corral. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
2277 You should never bring a croquet mallet to a gun fight. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2278 This town ain't big enough for two croo-ked masters" 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2279 Gosh darn, I wish someone would knock my balls around sometime 1.1667 0.04321 120 105 10 5
2280 Before cutbacks they would have been on horseback 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2281 They’re just waitin’ til high noon 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2282 Settling disputes down at the Croquet Corral sure has brought down the death toll in town. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2283 In the beginning they tried it with horses ... 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2284 They'll Live. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
2285 ...hope he don't hit the croquettes... 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
2286 It's quieter than 6-guns and just as fun to watch 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
2287 Only a durn fool would challenge Lefty Little Legs! 1.1654 0.04159 133 117 10 6
2288 Showdown at the Croquet Corral" just doesn't have the same allure 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
2289 Yes, this is it. The rumors of how a duel takes place has been highly exaggerated… 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
2290 Sure, but AI can fix it 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
2291 Rodeos ain't what they used to be. 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
2292 It's the shootout at the Croquet Corral 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2293 The Croquet Corral 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2294 I heard that Homer has a pretty sticky wicket. 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2295 On rocky fields, they're mandated to wear a protective cup... 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2296 When I played, men were men. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
2297 The Slow and the Live 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2298 Only the commie elites use wickets! 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2299 We decided a "dead ball" was a lot easier than a "dead body". 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2300 You know, I shore do miss ol’ Chuck Heston. 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
2301 I'll bet you a fistful of dollars 'Dances With Croquet Mallet' wins this one. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2302 How did I get here? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2303 Now even the old west is going woke 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2304 Shucks Wyatt, can these cowboys get any hotter? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
2305 Hark! Hark! What are these that wear their balls in parenthesis? 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
2306 That's what binging on BritBox can do. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2307 No wickets, no losers! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2308 You wouldn’t think it to look at’em but those are two of the fastest mallet slingers in the west 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2309 Well what were you expectin' at the dang "I'm O.K.-You're O.K." Corral"? 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2310 Well at least it doesn’t make that damn clicking noise. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2311 This commercial is funded by an anti-gun group. Our goal is to show dispute resolution without violence. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2312 We all reckoned a fight between two tech billionaires would be more exciting. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2313 This town ain’t the same since they closed the saloon. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
2314 I love a good game of bowquet. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
2315 I understand that in Europe, the wickets are stationary. 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
2316 Dusty croquets to ride, Curly rides to croquet. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
2317 Wickets would be wildly wicked. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2318 I'm thinking Pickleball would have been a better choice. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2319 Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2320 This country desperately needs croquet reform. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
2321 The HOA won't allow gun duels anymore so we had to get creative. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2322 The game was invented by a frontiersman named Davy Croquet, but can only be played by bow-legged cowpokes. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2323 Dang supply chain issues are wreaking havoc,but folks are adapting. 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
2324 *Life in an alternate world where the Bill of Rights only was nine amendments long* 1.1638 0.03763 116 101 12 3
2325 Mallet Mike is going for the kill shot on Harry's hoop 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
2326 I always pay for front-row seats at the Croquet Corral. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2327 They’re starting the Presidential debates early this year 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2328 Don’t you miss having that kind of energy? 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2329 When you hit a bad shot like that you gotta jump straight back on the horse. 1.1638 0.04572 116 103 7 6
2330 I knew something like this would happen when the NRA shut down.... 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2331 Love these spaghetti westerns. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2332 It doesn't get much better than this ... 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2333 This is closer to high tea than 'High Noon.' 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2334 Without the horse it's just croquet gone wild. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2335 Honestly, this town seems plenty big for them both. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2336 I'm telling you Jeb, it's the NRA's worst nightmare.... 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2337 Old Lad says to old Lady, "Do you believe in the hereafter? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2338 I love the action at the Croquet Corral. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2339 Them there bow legs make for great wickets! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2340 IT'S LIKE CONGRESS, THEY WOULD RATHER KNOCK IT AWAY THAN PUT IT THROUGH THE WICKET 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
2341 The exciting thumb wrestling event is next. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2342 It gets way more interesting when they release the bulls! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2343 My money's on Slim. I've always admired his wicket, wicket ways. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2344 i',m going over to the straight-leg contest. it's tougher. 1.1633 0.04398 98 87 7 4
2345 It's never too late to play ball 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
2346 The OK Corral company picnic could sure use some spicing up, eh, Doc? 1.1628 0.03936 129 112 13 4
2347 It's a shoot out before tea time. 1.1628 0.04233 129 114 9 6
2348 It was really croquet at the O.K Corral. 1.1626 0.04222 123 108 10 5
2349 Turns out this game is tough on cowboys; too much time in the saddle and you lose. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2350 Gabby, the blacksmith is recycling the hoops into horseshoes. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2351 BE the wicket! 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2352 Is that a Mallet to go along with your Mullet? 1.1626 0.03341 123 108 12 3
2353 I liked this better when they just went straight to whacking each other. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2354 Lets make it interesting. I'll take ole Dewey for two shots of whiskey 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2355 This place got way too niche after the hipsters discovered it. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2356 A long volley looks pretty boring if you never played the game. But you never know when a bad hop can put a player down on the ground grunting. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2357 Jake says the Silver Sneakers hot yoga classes at the Y have really improved his form. 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2358 We don't hardly ever need the Doc 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2359 I long for the days of no-woke duels 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2360 We should probably re-think Happy Hour. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2361 Grudge match at the Croquet Corral 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2362 I think Jake's gonna win... They don't call him " Bow legged Pete" fer Nothin! 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2363 We’re trying not to waste anything. I think our new steer will appreciate this. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2364 Cowboys are easy pickins. It's harder to beat city slickers with their legs so tight together. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2365 Call me old-fashioned, but personally I still prefer the traditional wickets. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2366 Bigger horse, bigger wicket. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2367 We've found it's much more humane than gunfights. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2368 It's called 'Wickets,' Lou. With their sidearms on, it's called 'Wicked Wickets.' 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2369 He just got back from a Carnival Cruise for cowboys. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2370 He really hit it! 1.1622 0.04710 111 99 6 6
2371 Quickest mallet this side of the Pecos. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2372 We shoot the loser so the stakes are still high. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2373 I won't tell what really happened at the O.K. Corral if you won't. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2374 Those cowboys sure do like playin with their balls. 1.1619 0.04712 105 93 7 5
2375 How did Cricket get so Woke? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2376 Dem those fancy French cowboys. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2377 Polo without a horse is gonna be the next pickleball. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2378 It's a new game. If you hit a spur, you win. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2379 I always bet on the one who rides the skinniest horse. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2380 Hate to be a Negative Ned, but I don’t think this new Cowboy Croquet League’s gonna make it.” 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2381 My money’s on the bow-legged guy. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
2382 I wish they wouldn’t pretend to ride horses while playing Polo. I get you’re afraid of real horses, but it makes you kinda uncomfortable and sad watching them play. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2383 I blame OSHA. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2384 I say that’s a sticky wicket, with English! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2385 This is why ya gotta start 'em riding ponies when their bones are still forming. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
2386 These guys are more lawn than brawn 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
2387 He never took to tennis. 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
2388 This is a BIG step up from when they was shootin' with marbles 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2389 Loser has to be the board for cornhole. 1.1613 0.04343 124 110 8 6
2390 You're right - being bow-legged IS a disadvantage in Wild West Croquet. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2391 They've got a score to settle. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2392 They were right. Nothing's OK at the OK Corral. 1.1613 0.04190 124 109 10 5
2393 Croquet Corral just isn’t Okay. 1.1613 0.03316 124 104 20 0
2394 It's like, thanks, Obama. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2395 Frankly dueling was more entertaining. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
2396 We used to hoop it up." 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2397 I thought this was supposed to be bocce. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2398 I think the game’s called “Jockey Shots.” 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2399 neither of them believe in the 2nd amendment 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2400 The trick is to get it to bounce when you least expect it! 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2401 Scheduling all meetings at high noon really frees up the rest of the day. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2402 Loser has to save the next damsel in distress. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2403 The gunfire was really spooking the horses. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2404 I think it's a new game Billy. No points, no winners no problems. Has some political overtones I suppose. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2405 This woke version of the Old West sucks. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2406 The Roman Arch rules are for rubes. I Go Gothic. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2407 And they said it would be boring. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2408 The horses love watching polo. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2409 This town ain’t big enough for the two of us bocce ball champs. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2410 The doctor got confused and eradicated the wickets. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2411 Biggest balls in the west 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
2412 Things are different since we passed gun control. 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
2413 They're serving Mojitos at high noon. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2414 Yippee ki o kro kay! 1.1604 0.04372 106 95 6 5
2415 Man,this is easy. Last week I was playing against a tenderfoot. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2416 They discovered it's a little safer than horseshoes. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2417 This is boring me to death. Let’s go get drunk. 1.1604 0.04670 106 94 7 5
2418 I know this was billed as a Spaghetti Western, but this is ridiculous. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2419 In England, they were polo players. 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
2420 How did it go with my horse at the vet? 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2421 Haven't they ever read Cormac McCarthy? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2422 I’d be mighty careful with that high pitch. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2423 I think that I'm a Samantha and you're a Miranda. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2424 You ever thought about exploring each others 1.1600 0.03483 125 111 10 4
2425 They've really got balls. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2426 I thought one of them was suppose to croak not croquet. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2427 I guess you were right, Pickleball was just a fad. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2428 Sheriff said it would be better this way but I still prefer settling feuds with pétanque. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2429 Sure, they're the only ones who know how to play but it's still a fierce competition. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2430 Dammit, Bill, I told you not to use Siri when you entered OK Corral on Google Maps! 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2431 Damn if they’re not swapping balls! 1.1600 0.04311 125 111 8 6
2432 Yep, Bert sure is a straight shooter. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2433 Lead shortage. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2434 They call themselves cowboys? They ain’t got the balls! 1.1600 0.04866 100 89 6 5
2435 The best guys in town are up next just wait. We can’t give up these good seats. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2436 It's been that way ever since the Second Amendment was repealed. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2437 I love these polo practices. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2438 Looks like a split decision. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2439 'Wild West Monopoly' just iusn't the same. 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
2440 Some of us old timers like to recall the OK Croquet Corral without the croquet. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2441 It's who gets the best shot at the Croquet Corral! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2442 You see, they start here and the first wicket is 40 miles south; we find it keeps gunfights to a minimum. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2443 You see Ben Gun control does work.. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2444 The competition between these two cowboys is wicket. 1.1597 0.04300 119 105 9 5
2445 The women are better technically and strategically. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2446 Meanwhile… In Tombstone, Arizona. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2447 They need some actual wickets. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
2448 It’s less about croquet and more about chicken. 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
2449 This is about balls and strikes, all right. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2450 Let’s bounce…there’s pickleball down at the O. K. Corral. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2451 The NRA is having a field day. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2452 I told them it was an authentic dude ranch experience. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2453 I'm tellin' ya, this kid has the best one-shooter I've ever seen. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2454 No, I didn't say they needed rickets to play. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2455 It’l l never catch on 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2456 What a couple of wicket players 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
2457 Thank God it’s football season. 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
2458 Once we ratify the Second Amendment we won't have to put up with this crap anymore. 1.1591 0.03999 132 116 11 5
2459 This is what they mean by a well regulated militia. 1.1591 0.04141 132 117 9 6
2460 Their horses ran off to play pickleball. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
2461 Davy always insists it’s pronounced Croquet actually. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2462 My money is on the one who first figures how to lift the darn ball! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2463 Back in my day, it was lawn darts that proved a cowpoke's mettle. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2464 Muleteers play Malleteers 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
2465 It's a nice change from bocce. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
2466 Them's the craziest wickets I ever seen! 1.1587 0.04127 126 111 10 5
2467 saves on coffins 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2468 This is stupid 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2469 I think he's going foe a between the legs shot, if you know what I mean! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2470 Back in the day no one made fun of the loser. 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
2471 Out East they play with wickets and it’s known as croquet, but our boys here call it hammer ballet. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2472 At least it's quieter than their pickleball phase 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2473 Some day this scene will be an add for a knee replacement 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2474 I reckon this isn’t what they meant by ‘ace in the hole’. 1.1583 0.03449 120 104 14 2
2475 In the back of my head, this new polo game is missing a little something. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2476 It's a sudden death showdown. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
2477 We don’t need no steenkin’ wickets in cowboy croquet 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2478 This is the makeup game after yesterday's rainout. 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2479 Non-violent? Whose balls do you think they are? 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2480 Not pulling in the audience we hoped for at the "Croquet Corral" 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2481 Shootouts at the croquet corral are just not the same. 1.1579 0.04112 133 118 9 6
2482 The shoot-out at the Croquet Coral will live in infamy. 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
2483 The saddle maker gave them the idea. 1.1579 0.04419 114 101 8 5
2484 Fact is, the Dodgers baseball team got their name from this very same Civil War 'cannonball avoidance' training exercise. 1.1579 0.04419 114 101 8 5
2485 Things have been kinda peaceful here at the Croquet Corral. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2486 Their horseshoes matches are brutal. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2487 That’s why they call it the Cr-O.K. Corral, Earl. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2488 Just like the Gladiators. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2489 He made the same shot in Newport and nobody batted an eye 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2490 His shot will go right through him. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2491 Who'd've imagined this match would come down to a shootout at the Croquet Corral? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2492 Bart always had a wicket temper. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2493 It would be a tougher challenge if they had to shoot the balls through wire wickets. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2494 Good thing the bocce balls are in the shed. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2495 Thanks to their bow legs there's no need for hoops. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2496 He’s a good shot, but I hear the Kid rides sidesaddle. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2497 Only real cowboys can play cowboy croquet. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2498 I just knew that boy had balls! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2499 This is just the pre-showdown. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2500 It's called "self-wicketing". It's another goldarn supply chain issue! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2501 They saw it on Bridgerton and now it's all the rage. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2502 So this is gun violence laws. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2503 They’re such bullheaded men. They’re trying to learn to steer the herd to the corral by knocking around those balls! 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2504 Something must be on Dwight’s mind, because he should be dodging that ball by now. 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2505 Do you think we should them that's not how you heard cattle? 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2506 No wickets?! You said this town was rough, but I didn’t believe you until now! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2507 It's gonna be huge, Slim. We call it 'Shoot Out at the Croquet Corral'. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2508 It was time to stop the old shoot-outs, but I wish they'd gone to pickle ball. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2509 Told ya the wicket budget was frivolous. 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
2510 You do the croquet pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2511 You should see them play lawn darts! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2512 Have you seen “Barbie” movie yet? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2513 Next year both of these teams are making the jump to the ACC. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2514 City folks just can’t 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
2515 They lost their sidearms in a poker game. 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2516 Why don't they play their own balls? 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2517 I'll be darned, it's catching on! 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2518 I understand they’re considering some interesting rule changes. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2519 looks like that one will score! 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2520 I know I shouldn't be sayin' this, but I find it kind of restful. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2521 On Sunday it’s croquet, and then the ‘all you can eat’ barbecue. 1.1565 0.03403 115 97 18 0
2522 The excitement is killing me... 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2523 Amazon will deliver the wickets at high noon. 1.1562 0.04066 128 113 10 5
2524 Unfortunately, all the pickleball courts were taken. 1.1562 0.04358 128 115 6 7
2525 Done. They play til the cows come home. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2526 Using bow legged cowboys as wickets is a real cost-saver. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2527 It is more peaceful but if one more person asks "What is this the 'Croquet' Corral?" I may lose it. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2528 Gives whole new meaning to the shootout at the OK Corral. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2529 Polo, without horses. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2530 They sure don’t make men like they used to. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2531 I’ve been thinking, and I know just what this game needs. I’m going to call it a ‘wicket’. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2532 I never realized THIS was how the West was won. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2533 This invisible horse polo sure does thwart them animal rights weirdos. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2534 It used to be more fun before the gun control gang showed up! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2535 Poo Loo 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2536 Come to think about it, it's a brilliant way to maintain your stance while your horse rests. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2537 They're calling it "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2538 That's just horse shit! 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2539 In my experience, accuracy always beats speed. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2540 You be the judge 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2541 It’s called bullballs. A whole lot cheaper than pickle balls. 1.1557 0.04200 122 108 9 5
2542 Cowboy croquet ... wickets optional. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2543 We ran out of horseshoes. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
2544 We’ll have to make some changes if we want to sell this back east. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2545 You’ve got some balls of steel 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
2546 So much quieter around here since we changed the name to Croquet Corral 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
2547 It was better when the whole posse played. 1.1553 0.04731 103 92 6 5
2548 They're not playing with real balls. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2549 Don't it make yer nostalgic fer pistols at high noon? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2550 Ever since Buffalo Bill Cody came back from England, the Wild West ain't what it used to be. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2551 The Wild West in the Hamptons 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2552 I tell ya, it just ain't the same since they tightened the gun laws. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2553 This is the strangest pentathlon I've ever seen. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
2554 So Ralph and Lauren finally decided to settle the score. 1.1552 0.04516 116 104 6 6
2555 It gets brutal when they don’t keep the ball on the ground. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2556 Wide wickets, but Tex's stroke is pathetic. 1.1550 0.03883 129 113 12 4
2557 That's a roquet-croquet shot which I haven't seen in years. 1.1550 0.04036 129 114 10 5
2558 They got the hammer. Still figuring out the nail. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2559 Looks like they’re playing sudden. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2560 This town has a serious lack of guns and vitamin C. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2561 Now, I call this high class shootout! 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2562 Look where Clem's shot wound up. I told you he was still battling that slice. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2563 I reckon they’re tenderfoots. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2564 And you thought Brokeback Mountain was dicey!! 1.1545 0.04509 110 98 7 5
2565 Watching Black Bart beat the Sheriff in a game of "poison" isn't as exciting as a duel, but its a lot quieter 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2566 Verano de pelotas 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2567 Them boys may be pacifists, but they still take their 'shoot outs' seriously. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2568 Bocce Ball was cut out of most Spaghetti Westerns. 1.1545 0.04690 110 99 5 6
2569 Well, I guess there is a downside to sensible gun laws... 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2570 The quick draw isn't as exciting since they passed the common sense gun control legislation. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2571 The most evenly matched sets of goalposts we've had in a long time. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2572 I ever thought I’d say it but, I miss the cow farts. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2573 No wonder Cormac McCarthy didn't publish this one..." 1.1545 0.04168 123 109 9 5
2574 Now it's so peaceful, we've lost the sheriff and the undertaker. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
2575 Handgun control has made these duels considerably more sedate. 1.1545 0.04168 123 109 9 5
2576 It’s how we settle feuds here in Wicketville. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
2577 We’re ok as long as they don't pull the pins and start throwing them at each other. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2578 How 'bout I wrangle us some tea, in little cups, under lace doilies? 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2579 Another great day at the Croquet Corral. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2580 What a bunch of crap, worst wicket impersonators I have ever seen, let's shoot um. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2581 Not exactly the fastest mallet in the west. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2582 Don’t ask what they use for the peg. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2583 Nothin I love more than watchin a shootout at the croquet corral 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2584 When they challenged a showdown "Balls Out!" I didn't think they meant this. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2585 Ol' Leftie, still the quickest mallet in the West. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
2586 It’s the shootout at the Old Guys Corral. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2587 Its a condition called "Wickets" 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2588 This would be a lot more interesting if they could just find those wickets. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2589 And all of the sudden this town is big enough for "just the two of us" 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2590 Saying "Dead Horses" and drawing an X on the ground to block his ball always works. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2591 They don't use wickets. That's why cowboys are bow-legged. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2592 Their legs act as the wickets and first one through wins! 1.1538 0.04312 117 104 8 5
2593 ESPN is quite different since Disney offloaded it to Taylor Sheridan 1.1538 0.04688 104 93 6 5
2594 A pitch clock would make this more interesting. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2595 No one dies in the end, but the stakes are still high 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2596 Meanwhile at the croquet coral... 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2597 Honestly, I didn’t think they had the balls. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2598 Mallet fight at the Croquet Corral. 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2599 I liked the old way better. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2600 Yep, it’s alternate facts I believe in. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2601 It's a modern version of the "OK Corral!" 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2602 It's called hickleball. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2603 Are all y’all sufisticated yet? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2604 What's next? Pickleball? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2605 The shoot out in the Croquet corral. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2606 Us arrow-legged fellers should be so lucky. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2607 I heard they got TV Guide Channel out east. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2608 What manner of men are these who wear their balls in parentheses - and then play croquet with them? 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2609 It’s a forerunner to Pickleball” 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2610 It’s too bad their horses died, but if they put some little metal hoops in the ground, the game might be more interesting. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2611 The Croquet Kid used to be the fastest mallet around these parts. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2612 Yep, cowboy croquet is really catching on! 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2613 After this, they'll sumo wrestle. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2614 Yea hoo! Who needs the touch of a woman, when we can do THIS? 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
2615 It's much safer than bull riding- those balls are too heavy to get off the ground. 1.1532 0.04470 111 99 7 5
2616 Why is playing with a road apple the only thing they can do when the Internet goes down? 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2617 Jed wanted Bocce Ball, but Slim insisted on Croquet. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2618 Cant wait for football season to start. This off season has gotten off the rails. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2619 It’s more sustainable that way! 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2620 we got to get a pickleball court 1.1527 0.03978 131 116 10 5
2621 Ol’ Wyatt’s got himself into another shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
2622 Not only is this easier to follow than those complicated ball games them Easterners play,but no one'll never need to invent instant replay for this. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2623 I hear that Davy Croquet is a champion at this game. 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2624 They're both going to need knee surgery soon. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2625 Cowboy legs make the best wickets. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2626 Did he just knock his balls off?! 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2627 Undertaker told me this new "mild, mild west" fad will be the death of him. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2628 Whatever happened to ‘pistols at dawn’? 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2629 I’m thinking the town’s not big enough for two croquet players. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2630 In a show of support for the writers, the ponies have gone on strike. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2631 The wild west sure was boring before the second amendment 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2632 Wiley, remember back in our day, when men were men? Heck-fire, they'd do the SPLITS!" 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2633 Those are not regulation size wickets 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2634 Rookie 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2635 Boring! They should have picked pickleball. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2636 Here at the Croquet Corral we pride ourselves on a higher class of shootout. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2637 Bit of a sticky wicket, eh? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2638 Thank goodness they had the balls to settle this the old-fashioned way. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
2639 Well, whaddaya know! They did say "Fun Night at the Croquet Corral!" 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2640 He told him he didn't have the balls to run him out of town. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2641 This is old school, let's show 'em some corn hole 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2642 Better to croquet than to croak. 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
2643 Wickets? We don't need no stinking wickets. 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
2644 How many more strokes until one of em' croques? 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
2645 Settlin' scores just ain't the same since they outlawed guns. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2646 There goes the future. 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
2647 The one in the black shirt? Yeah, we fucked. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2648 Yes sir, I could tell early on he wasn’t gonna be no cattle rustler! 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2649 Since the fellas joined the Garden Club, these shoot-outs ain’t quite so dangerous. Kinda. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2650 It’s boring,but wait until one of them gets hit in the foot. Those malets will be hitting more than balls. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2651 I can't wait for hay prices to come back down. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2652 I'm usually for increased accessibility, but I just miss the all white country club attire" 1.1518 0.04432 112 100 7 5
2653 It’s a wicket game for sure. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2654 I hear there’s a high-falutin’ city gal carryin’ a parasol what can whack her mallet faster. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2655 They’d look more comfortable sitting on a horse. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2656 I supported the gun control measures, but I kinda miss the old days. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2657 If I were him I'd be quaking in my boots. Wyatt's got a wicket aim 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
2658 Showdown at the wickets. 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
2659 Them there are some sticky wickets. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2660 When you said "Let's go watch the shoot out at high noon" this is not what I was expecting. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2661 Wanna Sumo wrestle? 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2662 When did you say the new saloon would be open? 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
2663 Them Wicket brothers have been at it all morning. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2664 I love me the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2665 They think they are hotshots at the OK CORAL 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2666 You think they have 'rickets'? I'll be darned. Coulda sworn Doc said 'wickets.' Well, at least it ain't pickle ball. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2667 Croquet in the morning, duel at Noon. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2668 This is 1 time those childhood ballet classes aren't helping. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2669 The ticket is to aim for the testicles. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2670 It's a fight to the finish. It's the first one to die of boredom. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2671 Are you sure the box didn’t have instructions? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2672 Yep, things are back to normal here at the Croquet Corral. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2673 Yep -- they call him the Wicked Wicket of the West! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2674 I thought you said O.K. Corral. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2675 Maybe simmer down on the hay. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2676 This ain't actually what it looks like. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2677 I told the mayor gun control would ruin this town. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2678 We have no undertaker so this saves work 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
2679 Whoa! Leftie’s got the old stance I used 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
2680 I hate wholesome fun. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2681 Sure it’s a whole lot quieter but it’s puttin the undertaker out of business. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
2682 Spaghetti Westerns now tend take on a more pacifistic dual 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2683 I am sure this is final. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2684 High Noon just makes it seem sillier. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2685 Captions which reference "balls" or "cojones" are predictable but unfortunately necessary. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2686 Lefty's got a killer shot. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2687 Much less dangerous this way. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2688 I'd put it above watching paint dry and below pitching horseshoes. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2689 In a pinch,rickets make decent wickets 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2690 OUCH 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2691 This show is ballin'. 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
2692 The undertaker is not happy. 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
2693 There ain't no Pickleball here in God's Country. 1.1504 0.04571 113 102 5 6
2694 …they’re English… 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
2695 Duels, they just ain't been the same since those goddang woke liberals in Washington foisted their so-called gun control on us! 1.1504 0.04395 113 101 7 5
2696 I had sturdy legs like those young-uns once. 1.1504 0.03201 133 116 15 2
2697 I'll be hornswoggled if old Deadeye doesn't get another notch in his mallet. 1.1500 0.04039 120 106 10 4
2698 Billy the Kid stole their wickets so they improvise. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2699 They call him the Connecticut Kid 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2700 Duels used to be much more exciting. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2701 Yeah, really all it took was changing the name to Croquet Corral , and voila! 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
2702 Remember when the bulls were the winners? 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2703 ever since that noise ordinance passed, duels have been a lot less fun 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2704 And they get paid BIG money for thi! 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2705 It looks like a bow-legged draw to me." 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2706 I don't like this animal friendly duels. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2707 This is the original Pickleball. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2708 The trick is to get the ball in the air. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2709 He’s a six shooter 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2710 Climate change has made the lake surface hard all year 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2711 You know who the big winner is at the Croquet Corral? Vitamin D. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2712 Who's winning? 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
2713 They got the idea while just standing around. 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
2714 Gun fights have never been the same since the aliens took over. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2715 He used to do shootouts on steamships, but this turned out to be much more civilized. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2716 Keep your balls between your legs 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2717 If I'd knowed they was pacifist gun-slingers I'da just stayed home. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
2718 Castration is one thing, but that’s just rubbing it in. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2719 If you ask me, it’s just as deadly. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2720 You chose the weapons. 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
2721 It's called Russian Croquet. I won't explain further. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2722 No playing horse shoes for them. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2723 Next thing, you know, they'll be wearing white. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2724 Gag me with a chainsaw 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2725 They should wear protective cups for this sport . 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2726 That's not cricket 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
2727 Our main sponsor is the saloon. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2728 Polo's more fun with horses. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2729 Now if we could persuade them to do that on horseback we might have a winner. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2730 They was the best polo players in the west till they lost their horses in a bet. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2731 And there goes Cotton Eye Joe! 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2732 Widest wickets in the wild west 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
2733 I thunk ya're right, Hank. Pickleball would've been aye lil' bit more excitin’. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2734 You’re right, Sam. Neither of these guys can run a hoop the size of their bow legs. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2735 Don't laugh, but Puddle Ball might be a very popular game someday" 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2736 Actually, in England they call wickets "hoops." 1.1491 0.04176