Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Welcome to the Mild, Mild West! |
1.7077 |
0.02586 |
893 |
435 |
284 |
174 |
1 |
I'm tempted to shoot them both. |
1.6399 |
0.01663 |
2238 |
1240 |
564 |
434 |
2 |
It’s my fault. I said they didn’t have the balls to fight. |
1.6365 |
0.02532 |
927 |
505 |
254 |
168 |
3 |
This is what happens when both the writers and the actors go on strike. |
1.6353 |
0.01513 |
2835 |
1625 |
619 |
591 |
4 |
Turns out the town WAS big enough for the both of them. |
1.6313 |
0.02455 |
876 |
452 |
295 |
129 |
5 |
I think we're making headway on gun control. |
1.6303 |
0.01961 |
1450 |
771 |
444 |
235 |
6 |
See what happens when you send your kids East to go to college. |
1.6253 |
0.01791 |
1788 |
973 |
512 |
303 |
7 |
We're now the mild, mild west. |
1.6219 |
0.02118 |
1222 |
653 |
378 |
191 |
8 |
The only way to stop a bad guy with a mallet is a good guy with a mallet. |
1.6163 |
0.02665 |
821 |
457 |
222 |
142 |
9 |
My hearing is going. Thought Wyatt said OK Corral not Croquet with Al. |
1.6148 |
0.02142 |
1350 |
778 |
314 |
258 |
10 |
I just hope to die before pickle ball comes to town. |
1.5968 |
0.02110 |
1312 |
754 |
333 |
225 |
11 |
They just keep playing until one of them croques. |
1.5959 |
0.02082 |
1408 |
829 |
319 |
260 |
12 |
I'm all for gun control, but this could have been over hours ago. |
1.5909 |
0.01749 |
1831 |
1040 |
500 |
291 |
13 |
I think it’s safe to say this town is big enough for both of them. |
1.5904 |
0.01747 |
1858 |
1063 |
493 |
302 |
14 |
The Croquet Corral? I thought you said the O.K. Corral. |
1.5873 |
0.02472 |
916 |
523 |
248 |
145 |
15 |
I'm gonna go get a cafe au lait and a croisssant, want anything? |
1.5828 |
0.01537 |
2476 |
1456 |
597 |
423 |
16 |
Seems one of them said a discouraging word |
1.5785 |
0.02119 |
1210 |
691 |
338 |
181 |
17 |
Now I get why the tickets were so cheap |
1.5757 |
0.02358 |
931 |
522 |
282 |
127 |
18 |
When mallets are outlawed, only outlaws will have mallets. |
1.5739 |
0.02151 |
1258 |
748 |
298 |
212 |
19 |
I'm not sure what it is, but we got pretty good seats. |
1.5717 |
0.01659 |
1905 |
1082 |
557 |
266 |
20 |
That's why I ride side-saddle. |
1.5712 |
0.02290 |
1026 |
590 |
286 |
150 |
21 |
You can play without wickets, but it takes balls. |
1.5706 |
0.01819 |
1714 |
1012 |
426 |
276 |
22 |
If Hank had a slimmer horse Butch wouldn't make that shot. |
1.5690 |
0.01863 |
1580 |
920 |
421 |
239 |
23 |
My money’s on Davy Croquet. |
1.5669 |
0.02333 |
1002 |
584 |
268 |
150 |
24 |
Those conflict mediation classes really worked wonders. |
1.5666 |
0.02449 |
909 |
530 |
243 |
136 |
25 |
Frankly both of these boys are built for polo. |
1.5575 |
0.01864 |
1521 |
887 |
420 |
214 |
26 |
I miss the days when they’d just shoot each other. |
1.5553 |
0.01831 |
1592 |
936 |
428 |
228 |
27 |
Oh for chrissakes! What’s next? Pickleball? |
1.5543 |
0.01869 |
1593 |
956 |
391 |
246 |
28 |
One day, it'll be known as the 'Shootout at the Croquet Coral'. |
1.5528 |
0.01913 |
1507 |
903 |
375 |
229 |
29 |
Davy Croquet, king of the wild frontier |
1.5484 |
0.01936 |
1457 |
875 |
365 |
217 |
30 |
In my day, we used a stick and a tumbleweed. |
1.5462 |
0.01766 |
1754 |
1058 |
434 |
262 |
31 |
I love a good shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. |
1.5452 |
0.01836 |
1526 |
897 |
426 |
203 |
32 |
It’ll go down in the books as the shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.5448 |
0.01846 |
1575 |
944 |
404 |
227 |
33 |
Pretty soon we'll be handing out participation trophies. |
1.5442 |
0.02254 |
1029 |
610 |
278 |
141 |
34 |
Pistols were too messy, and dawn was too early. |
1.5416 |
0.02108 |
1143 |
672 |
323 |
148 |
35 |
I’m starting to understand now why these seats were so cheap. |
1.5405 |
0.02081 |
1199 |
713 |
324 |
162 |
36 |
As the town undertaker, I miss the old way of settling disputes. |
1.5384 |
0.01821 |
1562 |
931 |
421 |
210 |
37 |
Ya gotta have balls to show up at the “Croquet Corral”! |
1.5363 |
0.02132 |
1186 |
722 |
292 |
172 |
38 |
Neither good nor bad nor ugly. Dang pathetic though. |
1.5279 |
0.01940 |
1436 |
887 |
340 |
209 |
39 |
All I know is that it ends at noon |
1.5277 |
0.01824 |
1516 |
909 |
414 |
193 |
40 |
That’s what he gets for challenging an Englishman to a duel. |
1.5254 |
0.02374 |
906 |
548 |
240 |
118 |
41 |
They say boredom never killed anyone. Wanna bet? |
1.5248 |
0.01775 |
1595 |
962 |
430 |
203 |
42 |
This is where it gets really exciting. |
1.5237 |
0.02772 |
676 |
413 |
172 |
91 |
43 |
They don't keep score. They settle them. |
1.5193 |
0.01580 |
2590 |
1759 |
317 |
514 |
44 |
It’s pretty much like the old duels, but only your spirit dies. |
1.5170 |
0.02397 |
855 |
516 |
236 |
103 |
45 |
I'll bet on anything. |
1.5167 |
0.01618 |
2359 |
1574 |
351 |
434 |
46 |
There’s nothing like a shoot-out at the croquet corral. |
1.5152 |
0.03580 |
394 |
241 |
103 |
50 |
47 |
Wait till they hear about pickleball |
1.5112 |
0.01921 |
1338 |
817 |
358 |
163 |
48 |
Things get more interesting at noon. |
1.5077 |
0.01751 |
1942 |
1291 |
316 |
335 |
49 |
I don't know, but "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" doesn't sound historical. |
1.5011 |
0.02242 |
942 |
575 |
262 |
105 |
50 |
I remember when my mallet took care of business. |
1.4902 |
0.02002 |
1577 |
1105 |
171 |
301 |
51 |
It hasn't been the same since that therapist moved here to Dodge. |
1.4883 |
0.03974 |
299 |
186 |
80 |
33 |
52 |
I play this with the missus, but it's harder to get through her wicket. |
1.4858 |
0.02050 |
1443 |
999 |
187 |
257 |
53 |
It turns out this town IS big enough for the two of them. |
1.4793 |
0.02006 |
1185 |
754 |
295 |
136 |
54 |
If I had my six-shooter this game would be over already |
1.4789 |
0.02356 |
875 |
559 |
213 |
103 |
55 |
whoever loses gets shot. |
1.4775 |
0.02349 |
934 |
612 |
198 |
124 |
56 |
Me, I've never had the legs for it. |
1.4755 |
0.02018 |
1245 |
813 |
272 |
160 |
57 |
It's more of a slow death. |
1.4610 |
0.02175 |
1050 |
696 |
224 |
130 |
58 |
Don’t worry. We still shoot the loser. |
1.4609 |
0.02218 |
985 |
647 |
222 |
116 |
59 |
The stakes have never been lower. |
1.4606 |
0.02004 |
1103 |
702 |
294 |
107 |
60 |
It's not quite high noon. |
1.4588 |
0.02409 |
1020 |
727 |
118 |
175 |
61 |
He’s defending the honor of his great aunt’s Victorian sponge cake. |
1.4553 |
0.02286 |
929 |
616 |
203 |
110 |
62 |
I remember when no one died of boredom. |
1.4490 |
0.02284 |
911 |
608 |
198 |
105 |
63 |
I told you this would happen if they took our guns away |
1.4480 |
0.02367 |
837 |
567 |
170 |
100 |
64 |
Widest knees in the west. |
1.4440 |
0.02465 |
831 |
569 |
155 |
107 |
65 |
It'd be just as boring if they dug a hole and called it "golf". |
1.4424 |
0.02496 |
825 |
570 |
145 |
110 |
66 |
The loser has to leave town after afternoon tea. |
1.4421 |
0.02358 |
812 |
536 |
193 |
83 |
67 |
Did they say they were dueling at high noon or at high tea? |
1.4416 |
0.02554 |
702 |
466 |
162 |
74 |
68 |
I don’t know what you was expecting. I told you it was a shootout at the croquet corral. |
1.4415 |
0.02362 |
854 |
575 |
181 |
98 |
69 |
I love a Mild West showdown. |
1.4414 |
0.02328 |
811 |
531 |
202 |
78 |
70 |
He's always bragged about riding the biggest horse.
Bet he regrets it now. |
1.4412 |
0.02357 |
791 |
518 |
197 |
76 |
71 |
First time in the Mild West? |
1.4392 |
0.02497 |
790 |
540 |
153 |
97 |
72 |
I don’t care either |
1.4386 |
0.02432 |
766 |
509 |
178 |
79 |
73 |
Still beats watching golf |
1.4376 |
0.02631 |
713 |
489 |
136 |
88 |
74 |
I’m afraid we’ve entered the Mild Mild West. |
1.4370 |
0.02518 |
794 |
549 |
143 |
102 |
75 |
We found a use for Cookie’s meatballs. |
1.4364 |
0.02312 |
818 |
539 |
201 |
78 |
76 |
And you thought curling was exciting. |
1.4316 |
0.02522 |
716 |
482 |
159 |
75 |
77 |
They call him Davy Croquet. |
1.4310 |
0.02528 |
754 |
518 |
147 |
89 |
78 |
There’s no rest for the wicket at the Croquet Corral.” |
1.4295 |
0.02656 |
752 |
536 |
109 |
107 |
79 |
Have you ever been in a New Yorker cartoon before? |
1.4286 |
0.02722 |
721 |
516 |
101 |
104 |
80 |
It’s been a lot quieter since they renamed it the Croquet Corral |
1.4274 |
0.02551 |
716 |
489 |
148 |
79 |
81 |
I don't know. I've seen higher noons. |
1.4265 |
0.02681 |
694 |
486 |
120 |
88 |
82 |
It's now called the Cro-quet Corral. |
1.4261 |
0.02413 |
697 |
456 |
185 |
56 |
83 |
High noon at the Croquet Corral. |
1.4246 |
0.02701 |
650 |
456 |
115 |
79 |
84 |
This is why they had to get out of Dodge. |
1.4243 |
0.02654 |
667 |
459 |
133 |
75 |
85 |
This is their first rodeo. |
1.4236 |
0.02488 |
687 |
458 |
167 |
62 |
86 |
Our waitress should to be back with those watercress sandwiches any minute now... |
1.4226 |
0.02622 |
672 |
461 |
138 |
73 |
87 |
I hear Dodge City's switchin' to pickleball. |
1.4222 |
0.02625 |
694 |
482 |
131 |
81 |
88 |
Nope, you're in the wrong place... this is the CROQUET Corral. |
1.4222 |
0.02721 |
668 |
472 |
111 |
85 |
89 |
Shootout at the Cro-K Corral. |
1.4218 |
0.02621 |
678 |
467 |
136 |
75 |
90 |
'Course it take three months of ridin' to get the legs properly bowed. |
1.4213 |
0.02640 |
629 |
425 |
143 |
61 |
91 |
Let’s leave early and beat the traffic. |
1.4212 |
0.02682 |
660 |
458 |
126 |
76 |
92 |
They call him the Lawn Ranger |
1.4189 |
0.02638 |
666 |
460 |
133 |
73 |
93 |
I reckon that's Davey Croquet. |
1.4188 |
0.02727 |
659 |
464 |
114 |
81 |
94 |
...so then Wyatt says 'Gentlemen, there's another way to resolve this.' |
1.4160 |
0.02714 |
589 |
400 |
133 |
56 |
95 |
High noon? More like high tea. |
1.4142 |
0.02846 |
606 |
430 |
101 |
75 |
96 |
It lacks a certain je ne sais quoi |
1.4132 |
0.02944 |
622 |
457 |
73 |
92 |
97 |
Loser gets shot |
1.4128 |
0.02737 |
562 |
380 |
132 |
50 |
98 |
The undertaker loves it. Half the town dies of boredom. |
1.4107 |
0.02879 |
599 |
429 |
94 |
76 |
99 |
This is why there are no British Westerns, Patrick |
1.4106 |
0.02871 |
565 |
396 |
106 |
63 |
100 |
Jethro is supposed be back with more bullets in a week. |
1.4100 |
0.02739 |
561 |
381 |
130 |
50 |
101 |
Looks like the mild west to me. |
1.4099 |
0.02760 |
605 |
423 |
116 |
66 |
102 |
The stakes couldn’t be lower! |
1.4089 |
0.02873 |
587 |
418 |
98 |
71 |
103 |
It's been 24 hours since we've lost internet. |
1.4080 |
0.02902 |
603 |
437 |
86 |
80 |
104 |
Them damn gun control liberals! |
1.4049 |
0.02795 |
573 |
400 |
114 |
59 |
105 |
We settle things a little differently here in the Mild West.” |
1.4049 |
0.03026 |
573 |
422 |
70 |
81 |
106 |
I said ‘Crockett!’ |
1.4048 |
0.03064 |
583 |
436 |
58 |
89 |
107 |
Glad they’re done with pickleball. |
1.4031 |
0.03041 |
511 |
364 |
88 |
59 |
108 |
'I guess gun control has a down side.' |
1.4026 |
0.02879 |
544 |
382 |
105 |
57 |
109 |
This is what happens when you throw your jeans in the dryer. |
1.4024 |
0.02826 |
579 |
410 |
105 |
64 |
110 |
Nary a death since the saloon switched to root beer. |
1.4019 |
0.02930 |
525 |
369 |
101 |
55 |
111 |
I got up at sunrise for this? |
1.4007 |
0.02885 |
539 |
379 |
104 |
56 |
112 |
More like mild west, am I right? |
1.4007 |
0.02758 |
554 |
382 |
122 |
50 |
113 |
Nah...Chester gave up on having a family years ago. |
1.4000 |
0.02991 |
445 |
302 |
108 |
35 |
114 |
I said the town was lawless. I didn't say we lacked refinement. |
1.3996 |
0.02767 |
548 |
378 |
121 |
49 |
115 |
Another shootout at the Croquet Corral… |
1.3993 |
0.02786 |
536 |
369 |
120 |
47 |
116 |
Told y’a that gun control would make things dull around here! |
1.3981 |
0.02872 |
520 |
362 |
109 |
49 |
117 |
I reckon this is the fairest way to play polo in a one-horse town. |
1.3978 |
0.02935 |
538 |
384 |
94 |
60 |
118 |
Polo ain't the same in a one-horse town. |
1.3975 |
0.02964 |
556 |
404 |
83 |
69 |
119 |
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a croquet mallet is a good guy with a croquet mallet. |
1.3969 |
0.02956 |
524 |
373 |
94 |
57 |
120 |
It takes balls to play croquet. |
1.3957 |
0.02769 |
508 |
350 |
117 |
41 |
121 |
Just as entertaining, but less clean up. |
1.3957 |
0.02892 |
508 |
354 |
107 |
47 |
122 |
My horse is obsessed with it. |
1.3951 |
0.02840 |
534 |
374 |
109 |
51 |
123 |
Wanna go see Brokeback Mountain this weekend? |
1.3947 |
0.03464 |
456 |
346 |
40 |
70 |
124 |
Most folks think our legs are like that from riding horses. |
1.3944 |
0.02951 |
497 |
349 |
100 |
48 |
125 |
The object is to play until your opponent loses the will to live. |
1.3927 |
0.03209 |
466 |
339 |
71 |
56 |
126 |
Next thing you know,they 'll be doin' it on horseback. |
1.3914 |
0.03030 |
488 |
348 |
89 |
51 |
127 |
It passes the time while they're breaking in their new jeans. |
1.3909 |
0.02801 |
527 |
367 |
114 |
46 |
128 |
Tell ya’ the truth, I didn’t think they had the balls to face each other. |
1.3889 |
0.03052 |
486 |
354 |
77 |
55 |
129 |
That there’s Davy Croquet. |
1.3885 |
0.02733 |
538 |
373 |
121 |
44 |
130 |
Things sure have quieted down since they repealed the Second Amendment |
1.3877 |
0.03059 |
472 |
337 |
87 |
48 |
131 |
This just goes to show you background checks work. |
1.3865 |
0.05388 |
163 |
119 |
25 |
19 |
132 |
I've got a hankering for some quiche. |
1.3864 |
0.03268 |
440 |
321 |
68 |
51 |
133 |
These bow-legged wickets are great until you get a bad bounce. |
1.3860 |
0.03031 |
487 |
350 |
86 |
51 |
134 |
High noon just ain't the same since we went woke. |
1.3860 |
0.03050 |
456 |
325 |
87 |
44 |
135 |
What Second Amendment? |
1.3857 |
0.03204 |
503 |
379 |
54 |
70 |
136 |
It's just not the same since they repealed the Second Amendment. |
1.3857 |
0.03013 |
503 |
364 |
84 |
55 |
137 |
Next thing you know it will be pickleball at high noon! |
1.3846 |
0.03062 |
455 |
323 |
89 |
43 |
138 |
One day this will be known as the Legend of Davy Croquet |
1.3845 |
0.03124 |
476 |
347 |
75 |
54 |
139 |
Now we can watch without cowering behind a barrel. |
1.3844 |
0.02946 |
437 |
300 |
106 |
31 |
140 |
Mallets at dawn doesn’t have the same ring to it. |
1.3834 |
0.03073 |
459 |
328 |
86 |
45 |
141 |
I was the guy on the Monopoly cards for years. Now I'm an extra for New Yorker comics, but mostly retired. |
1.3828 |
0.03413 |
431 |
323 |
51 |
57 |
142 |
Did you see Barbie? |
1.3797 |
0.03338 |
424 |
313 |
61 |
50 |
143 |
You heard wrong. This is the Mild West. |
1.3797 |
0.03063 |
482 |
351 |
79 |
52 |
144 |
Yep. One of the last remaining human wickets still alive in the Old West. 'Sticky' is what they call him, down in Dodge. I seen him roquet six fellers, all by his lonesome, on a lawn in Laredo. Tarnation, that was a sight. |
1.3789 |
0.02982 |
454 |
320 |
96 |
38 |
145 |
The manspreading competition is gettin’ mighty fierce. |
1.3784 |
0.03112 |
444 |
319 |
82 |
43 |
146 |
The town wasn’t big enough
for Pickleball! |
1.3776 |
0.03207 |
429 |
311 |
74 |
44 |
147 |
Which one is Davy Croquet? |
1.3772 |
0.03074 |
448 |
321 |
85 |
42 |
148 |
Looks like another shootout at the Croquet Coral |
1.3772 |
0.03265 |
456 |
341 |
58 |
57 |
149 |
QUIT SAYING “He’s got the drop on him”! |
1.3770 |
0.03439 |
366 |
264 |
66 |
36 |
150 |
Turns out the town is big enough for the two of them. |
1.3770 |
0.03082 |
443 |
317 |
85 |
41 |
151 |
No, this is the Croquet Corral. The OK Corral is just down the road a piece. |
1.3766 |
0.03114 |
462 |
337 |
76 |
49 |
152 |
This your first time to the Croquet Corral? |
1.3764 |
0.03167 |
433 |
313 |
77 |
43 |
153 |
You thought pickleball was 'just a fad', too. |
1.3761 |
0.03021 |
452 |
327 |
82 |
43 |
154 |
More like the Mild West… |
1.3756 |
0.03071 |
410 |
292 |
84 |
34 |
155 |
Do you miss the simplicity of drinking and shooting each other? |
1.3753 |
0.03335 |
421 |
312 |
60 |
49 |
156 |
They changed high noon to high tea and it's all been downhill from there. |
1.3750 |
0.03289 |
408 |
297 |
69 |
42 |
157 |
It just ain’t the same since we moved to this senior community Jed |
1.3750 |
0.03136 |
424 |
306 |
78 |
40 |
158 |
Corrective surgery is for Yankees. |
1.3747 |
0.03436 |
451 |
349 |
35 |
67 |
159 |
You sure Wyatt said to meet him at the Croquet Corral? |
1.3747 |
0.03295 |
419 |
308 |
65 |
46 |
160 |
No, it's croquet. Crochet is what we do on Tuesdays. |
1.3744 |
0.03155 |
422 |
303 |
80 |
39 |
161 |
Ridiculous! What ever happened to horseshoes? |
1.3734 |
0.03025 |
399 |
276 |
97 |
26 |
162 |
Horseless Polo! Very woke! |
1.3732 |
0.03185 |
426 |
309 |
75 |
42 |
163 |
Wives found the pistols. |
1.3725 |
0.03201 |
400 |
286 |
79 |
35 |
164 |
If it's over a woman, they'll both be aiming high. |
1.3706 |
0.03376 |
402 |
298 |
59 |
45 |
165 |
The good news is our mortality rate went way down. The bad news is the cattle lost all respect for us. |
1.3703 |
0.03140 |
424 |
306 |
79 |
39 |
166 |
Are you sure he said the gunfight was at the Croquet Corral? |
1.3702 |
0.03076 |
443 |
320 |
82 |
41 |
167 |
And so starts the fight at the Croquet Coral. |
1.3702 |
0.03256 |
416 |
305 |
68 |
43 |
168 |
If the saloons only serve tea, I'm moving on. |
1.3695 |
0.03258 |
406 |
296 |
70 |
40 |
169 |
Well, he did say he was gonna bust his balls... |
1.3691 |
0.03288 |
401 |
293 |
68 |
40 |
170 |
That Cowboy has a Wicket Shot! |
1.3691 |
0.03031 |
401 |
280 |
94 |
27 |
171 |
Polo without horses is like poker without cards. |
1.3686 |
0.03267 |
388 |
280 |
73 |
35 |
172 |
I thought he spelled his name Crocket. |
1.3679 |
0.03200 |
424 |
313 |
67 |
44 |
173 |
This is what happens when they take away our guns. |
1.3677 |
0.03015 |
465 |
343 |
75 |
47 |
174 |
What's next? Lawns |
1.3659 |
0.03160 |
399 |
286 |
80 |
33 |
175 |
At the last home we got to dress up as pirates. |
1.3657 |
0.03015 |
432 |
321 |
69 |
42 |
176 |
I’m about to give one of them my gun." |
1.3657 |
0.03063 |
402 |
284 |
89 |
29 |
177 |
Some guys are just built for the game |
1.3657 |
0.03221 |
402 |
292 |
73 |
37 |
178 |
This is unfair, he has a wider horse. |
1.3650 |
0.03074 |
411 |
298 |
78 |
35 |
179 |
The real fightin’ starts when the pickle ballers get here at 8. |
1.3650 |
0.03150 |
411 |
297 |
78 |
36 |
180 |
It sure ain’t like the old days when men settled their differences with a game of ping pong. |
1.3648 |
0.03042 |
392 |
277 |
88 |
27 |
181 |
New sheriff in town. We’re playin’ by his rules now. |
1.3641 |
0.03230 |
390 |
282 |
74 |
34 |
182 |
I hear Black Bart's puttin' together a pickleball league. You in? |
1.3636 |
0.03401 |
363 |
265 |
64 |
34 |
183 |
It all started with that insult about his lawn." |
1.3636 |
0.03241 |
374 |
268 |
76 |
30 |
184 |
Agnes de Mille told 'em to just 'plié ' . |
1.3629 |
0.03702 |
383 |
300 |
27 |
56 |
185 |
This was the deleted scene from “Brokeback Mountain. |
1.3620 |
0.03601 |
384 |
296 |
37 |
51 |
186 |
They heard that’s how the East was won. |
1.3609 |
0.03253 |
399 |
293 |
68 |
38 |
187 |
Not as dangerous, but it still takes balls. |
1.3608 |
0.03209 |
413 |
304 |
69 |
40 |
188 |
We do things different here at the Croquet Corral. |
1.3606 |
0.03281 |
391 |
287 |
67 |
37 |
189 |
Looks like we've got ourselves another shootout at the Croquet Corral |
1.3605 |
0.03581 |
344 |
256 |
52 |
36 |
190 |
And that's why I ride sidesaddle. |
1.3604 |
0.03263 |
394 |
289 |
68 |
37 |
191 |
Reckon two balls between my legs is enough for me. |
1.3603 |
0.03511 |
358 |
269 |
50 |
39 |
192 |
Less violent, sure, but still senseless and takes way longer. |
1.3601 |
0.03519 |
336 |
246 |
59 |
31 |
193 |
It's the good. the bad, and the wicket. |
1.3600 |
0.03382 |
375 |
277 |
61 |
37 |
194 |
They started using balls when President Lincoln said "With mallets toward none" |
1.3592 |
0.03680 |
373 |
290 |
32 |
51 |
195 |
How long is this galldang gunsmith strike supposed to last? |
1.3592 |
0.03120 |
412 |
299 |
78 |
35 |
196 |
Get comfortable, they play to the death. |
1.3590 |
0.03397 |
351 |
258 |
61 |
32 |
197 |
Shoot out at Croquet Corral. |
1.3589 |
0.03315 |
365 |
265 |
69 |
31 |
198 |
First, they came for our guns. Next, it'll be our croquet. |
1.3581 |
0.03367 |
377 |
279 |
61 |
37 |
199 |
Finally, riding a horse has a real benefit. |
1.3575 |
0.03253 |
358 |
259 |
71 |
28 |
200 |
In my day, you shot between the eyes. |
1.3575 |
0.03313 |
372 |
272 |
67 |
33 |
201 |
It's another shootout at the croquet coral |
1.3575 |
0.03313 |
372 |
272 |
67 |
33 |
202 |
Well, at least it's not pickleball. |
1.3573 |
0.03497 |
361 |
270 |
53 |
38 |
203 |
I love high noon at the Croquet Corral. |
1.3571 |
0.03380 |
378 |
281 |
59 |
38 |
204 |
I tried to order wicked cowboys, but Amazon sent over those wicket cowboys again! I blame Alexa for that. |
1.3556 |
0.03542 |
329 |
242 |
57 |
30 |
205 |
High noon isn't what it used to be. |
1.3553 |
0.03136 |
394 |
285 |
78 |
31 |
206 |
I love you, Keith. Always have. You're my first thought in the morning and my last thought when I'm falling asleep. I'm sick of the charade. I don't care who knows it. Make me the happiest cowboy this side of the Mississippi. Run away with me, Keith. |
1.3551 |
0.03537 |
352 |
264 |
51 |
37 |
207 |
I guess the gun laws finally passed. |
1.3548 |
0.03549 |
341 |
254 |
53 |
34 |
208 |
It’s really the only fair way to play polo in a one-horse town |
1.3547 |
0.03397 |
375 |
280 |
57 |
38 |
209 |
Back in my day, this would've been settled with a single shot. |
1.3542 |
0.03158 |
367 |
262 |
80 |
25 |
210 |
This will be known as the “shoot out at the croquet corral.” |
1.3541 |
0.03552 |
353 |
266 |
49 |
38 |
211 |
I miss the drama of lawn darts. |
1.3538 |
0.03315 |
342 |
246 |
71 |
25 |
212 |
This is the Florida version of history in the Old West. |
1.3531 |
0.03529 |
337 |
250 |
55 |
32 |
213 |
What we got here is a case of mallets aforethought. |
1.3531 |
0.03547 |
371 |
284 |
43 |
44 |
214 |
I'm hanging both of them. On principle. |
1.3529 |
0.03384 |
357 |
263 |
62 |
32 |
215 |
Something wicket this way comes. |
1.3528 |
0.03532 |
343 |
256 |
53 |
34 |
216 |
First one to straighten his legs wins! |
1.3518 |
0.03239 |
361 |
261 |
73 |
27 |
217 |
I prefer a good spaghetti western where they'd settle it with bocce |
1.3517 |
0.03271 |
381 |
281 |
66 |
34 |
218 |
Oh,this is the CRO-K Corral! |
1.3516 |
0.03267 |
364 |
265 |
70 |
29 |
219 |
This won't end well. It never does. |
1.3509 |
0.03585 |
342 |
258 |
48 |
36 |
220 |
Looks like we got ourselves a showdown in the Croquet Corral |
1.3497 |
0.03342 |
366 |
271 |
62 |
33 |
221 |
With a tie score, they announce a “Draw”. Watch what happens then! |
1.3492 |
0.03361 |
358 |
267 |
58 |
33 |
222 |
I remember when we settled things the old-fashioned way: with a dance off. |
1.3491 |
0.03389 |
338 |
247 |
64 |
27 |
223 |
Looking at them, I'd say Tex's mare is pregnant. |
1.3477 |
0.03590 |
325 |
243 |
51 |
31 |
224 |
Gunfights just haven't been the same since OSHA got involved. |
1.3476 |
0.03744 |
328 |
252 |
38 |
38 |
225 |
ESPN is really running out of material. |
1.3474 |
0.03568 |
331 |
248 |
51 |
32 |
226 |
He needs to aim higher. |
1.3467 |
0.03269 |
323 |
230 |
74 |
19 |
227 |
Nothin' better than high noon at the Croquet Corral! |
1.3462 |
0.03512 |
338 |
253 |
53 |
32 |
228 |
This *is* my first rodeo. It ain't what I pictured." |
1.3460 |
0.03587 |
315 |
234 |
53 |
28 |
229 |
In my day, we used pistols at 20 feet. |
1.3456 |
0.03548 |
298 |
217 |
59 |
22 |
230 |
This might be their first rodeo after all. |
1.3443 |
0.03515 |
334 |
250 |
53 |
31 |
231 |
I think we're next |
1.3442 |
0.03104 |
337 |
240 |
79 |
18 |
232 |
No, it's the CROQUET Corral. |
1.3438 |
0.03732 |
320 |
245 |
40 |
35 |
233 |
And I thought curling was boring |
1.3432 |
0.03580 |
303 |
226 |
51 |
26 |
234 |
In our day, instead of mallets we used our dicks. |
1.3431 |
0.03839 |
341 |
271 |
23 |
47 |
235 |
It saves a lot on ammunition. |
1.3429 |
0.03521 |
312 |
230 |
57 |
25 |
236 |
There's only room for one mallet in this town. |
1.3429 |
0.03409 |
315 |
229 |
64 |
22 |
237 |
At least with guns you know who won. |
1.3426 |
0.03494 |
359 |
274 |
47 |
38 |
238 |
Best part is that there's a lot less cleanup after someone loses. |
1.3426 |
0.03315 |
324 |
234 |
69 |
21 |
239 |
Pickleball was cancelled. |
1.3425 |
0.03378 |
327 |
239 |
64 |
24 |
240 |
Looks like we got a shootout at the Croquet Coral |
1.3423 |
0.03520 |
333 |
250 |
52 |
31 |
241 |
I'm going to change a few facts when I tell this story to the boys back East. |
1.3422 |
0.03642 |
301 |
224 |
51 |
26 |
242 |
They didn't qualify for a gun permit. |
1.3421 |
0.03616 |
304 |
226 |
52 |
26 |
243 |
Not only is this town big enough for the both of them, but I hear they're moving in together. |
1.3419 |
0.03598 |
313 |
234 |
51 |
28 |
244 |
They've gone roque. |
1.3417 |
0.03944 |
319 |
253 |
23 |
43 |
245 |
They’re sayin’ that old Rex uses an illegal starch on his Levi’s |
1.3412 |
0.03590 |
296 |
218 |
55 |
23 |
246 |
It's the gunfight at the croquet corral. |
1.3405 |
0.03349 |
370 |
279 |
56 |
35 |
247 |
This is their last game. The Florida governor thinks it's too Freudian. |
1.3391 |
0.03809 |
289 |
219 |
42 |
28 |
248 |
They don’t call it the Mild West for nothin’. |
1.3386 |
0.03625 |
316 |
239 |
47 |
30 |
249 |
Is it me or have these high noon showdowns gotten a little more tepid? |
1.3383 |
0.03608 |
334 |
256 |
43 |
35 |
250 |
Any idea when the writer's strike will be settled? |
1.3380 |
0.04013 |
287 |
224 |
29 |
34 |
251 |
This town is definitely big enough for the two the them |
1.3376 |
0.03551 |
311 |
232 |
53 |
26 |
252 |
How are you coming along with your invention Colt? |
1.3375 |
0.03619 |
323 |
246 |
45 |
32 |
253 |
This is how the West was won?!? |
1.3374 |
0.03258 |
329 |
241 |
66 |
22 |
254 |
The secret is to play someone who rides a big horse. |
1.3355 |
0.03589 |
313 |
236 |
49 |
28 |
255 |
The loser has to ride out of town on his hobby horse. |
1.3354 |
0.03536 |
316 |
237 |
52 |
27 |
256 |
In my day, we played bocce. Like real men |
1.3345 |
0.03733 |
293 |
222 |
44 |
27 |
257 |
Now that there’s what I call the shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.3344 |
0.03622 |
302 |
227 |
49 |
26 |
258 |
Not until one or the other dies of boredom. |
1.3344 |
0.03575 |
311 |
234 |
50 |
27 |
259 |
I needed something to entice the ranch hands back from remote work." |
1.3343 |
0.03406 |
329 |
245 |
58 |
26 |
260 |
They're built for this game. |
1.3333 |
0.03521 |
321 |
242 |
51 |
28 |
261 |
Years from now they'll say it was a gunfight. |
1.3333 |
0.04031 |
273 |
212 |
31 |
30 |
262 |
Forget the Alamo, Ben, that's Davey Croquet! |
1.3333 |
0.03441 |
309 |
228 |
59 |
22 |
263 |
Add horses and this game has legs. |
1.3333 |
0.03501 |
327 |
247 |
51 |
29 |
264 |
Looks like the boys decided to settle it with a shoot-out at the Croquet Coral. |
1.3323 |
0.03559 |
316 |
239 |
49 |
28 |
265 |
The Showdown at the Croquet Corral...
has a nice ring, no? |
1.3323 |
0.03751 |
310 |
240 |
37 |
33 |
266 |
Have you signed that petition to bring back the 2nd amendment? |
1.3322 |
0.03352 |
295 |
213 |
66 |
16 |
267 |
The Wild Wild East |
1.3322 |
0.03707 |
292 |
221 |
45 |
26 |
268 |
It's too tense – I can't watch. |
1.3313 |
0.03581 |
320 |
244 |
46 |
30 |
269 |
Nope, that there’s his cousin, Mild Bill Hickok. |
1.3311 |
0.03561 |
305 |
229 |
51 |
25 |
270 |
That’s what happens when the Biden Court overturned Heller. Turns out this town WAS big enough for both of ‘ em, and Boot Hill doesn’t have so many customers these days.
Harry Benner, Chevy Chase MD |
1.3311 |
0.04070 |
305 |
247 |
15 |
43 |
271 |
Marijuana legalization really changed "High Noon." |
1.3311 |
0.03647 |
302 |
229 |
46 |
27 |
272 |
Think they wanna play doubles? |
1.3311 |
0.03510 |
296 |
219 |
56 |
21 |
273 |
Looks like it’s gonna be another shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.3300 |
0.03576 |
303 |
228 |
50 |
25 |
274 |
Low noon… |
1.3298 |
0.03834 |
285 |
219 |
38 |
28 |
275 |
In this town we settle things like civilized folk. |
1.3292 |
0.03308 |
322 |
237 |
64 |
21 |
276 |
We're calling it Croquet at the OK Corral. |
1.3290 |
0.03333 |
310 |
232 |
56 |
22 |
277 |
This would make a boring campfire story. |
1.3289 |
0.03944 |
301 |
239 |
25 |
37 |
278 |
Shootout in the Wicket Wicket West |
1.3286 |
0.03645 |
280 |
209 |
50 |
21 |
279 |
We pride ourselves on creative conflict resolution. |
1.3283 |
0.03937 |
265 |
203 |
37 |
25 |
280 |
Why can’t they play pickle ball like everybody else? |
1.3275 |
0.03747 |
287 |
219 |
42 |
26 |
281 |
If you ask me, I'd rather just shoot him. |
1.3275 |
0.03675 |
284 |
214 |
47 |
23 |
282 |
You gotta have balls to play in this town. |
1.3265 |
0.03552 |
294 |
220 |
52 |
22 |
283 |
High noon at the W.O.K.E. Corral isn't quite as exciting. |
1.3265 |
0.03865 |
294 |
230 |
32 |
32 |
284 |
Polo ponies are on strike again. |
1.3265 |
0.03552 |
294 |
220 |
52 |
22 |
285 |
Days sure can get long when them screenwriters strike. |
1.3248 |
0.03871 |
274 |
211 |
37 |
26 |
286 |
Well, it is the preseason. |
1.3247 |
0.03686 |
271 |
203 |
48 |
20 |
287 |
' Millenial cowboys!' |
1.3246 |
0.03677 |
268 |
200 |
49 |
19 |
288 |
Shoot out at the Croquet Corral, you say? |
1.3245 |
0.03513 |
302 |
227 |
52 |
23 |
289 |
I have a discouragin' word to say about this. |
1.3242 |
0.03456 |
293 |
217 |
57 |
19 |
290 |
Ah, life without the second amendment. |
1.3242 |
0.03748 |
293 |
226 |
39 |
28 |
291 |
You ready for the showdown at the croquet corral? |
1.3238 |
0.03927 |
244 |
184 |
41 |
19 |
292 |
They say the Croquet Kid has the fastest mallet in the West. |
1.3233 |
0.03143 |
300 |
227 |
54 |
19 |
293 |
It usually ends in a draw. |
1.3233 |
0.03497 |
266 |
194 |
58 |
14 |
294 |
It's Cal's new game. He crossed Croquet with Bocce and calls it Crotchy. |
1.3232 |
0.03521 |
297 |
223 |
52 |
22 |
295 |
Retirement villages don’t have much to offer gunfighters. |
1.3232 |
0.03876 |
263 |
201 |
39 |
23 |
296 |
Nuthin’ tops a Sunday like a showdown at the Croquet Corral! |
1.3232 |
0.03341 |
328 |
246 |
58 |
24 |
297 |
Well, not a gunfight, no. But it's gonna make one heck of a musical. |
1.3231 |
0.03643 |
294 |
224 |
45 |
25 |
298 |
This ain't good or bad, just ugly. |
1.3228 |
0.03774 |
254 |
190 |
46 |
18 |
299 |
I just told him to have some balls. Ma’ boy’s not the brightest, |
1.3226 |
0.03536 |
279 |
207 |
54 |
18 |
300 |
Ah, the wild wicket west |
1.3225 |
0.03812 |
276 |
212 |
39 |
25 |
301 |
I'd even take Pickleball over this. |
1.3217 |
0.03771 |
258 |
194 |
45 |
19 |
302 |
It started at high noon. Neither is a good shot. |
1.3216 |
0.03605 |
283 |
213 |
49 |
21 |
303 |
Know who that is? It's Davy Croquet! |
1.3214 |
0.03969 |
280 |
221 |
28 |
31 |
304 |
I thought you said O.K. not Croquet. |
1.3214 |
0.03367 |
308 |
229 |
59 |
20 |
305 |
That there’s the long arm of the lawn. |
1.3213 |
0.03694 |
305 |
237 |
38 |
30 |
306 |
In my day, we used a pistol. |
1.3211 |
0.03403 |
299 |
222 |
58 |
19 |
307 |
The penalty kicks are painful to watch. |
1.3209 |
0.03856 |
268 |
206 |
38 |
24 |
308 |
Yesterday four people got killed playing backgammon. |
1.3205 |
0.03876 |
259 |
198 |
39 |
22 |
309 |
It’s unfair cause Blondie rides a fatter horse |
1.3203 |
0.03586 |
281 |
211 |
50 |
20 |
310 |
Back in my day, we settled things with lawn darts. |
1.3199 |
0.03482 |
297 |
223 |
53 |
21 |
311 |
It’s the showdown at the Croquet Corral. |
1.3195 |
0.03564 |
313 |
241 |
44 |
28 |
312 |
I’d rather watch deer and antelope play. |
1.3194 |
0.03691 |
288 |
221 |
42 |
25 |
313 |
You're thinking of the O. K. Corral. This is the Croquet Corral. |
1.3191 |
0.03747 |
282 |
217 |
40 |
25 |
314 |
Well, first they banned assault rifles.... |
1.3188 |
0.03662 |
298 |
230 |
41 |
27 |
315 |
It's French. Need I say more? |
1.3184 |
0.03675 |
267 |
201 |
47 |
19 |
316 |
Them varmints need to mend their wicket ways. |
1.3183 |
0.03871 |
289 |
228 |
30 |
31 |
317 |
I always thought being bowlegged would come in handy one day. |
1.3180 |
0.03634 |
283 |
215 |
46 |
22 |
318 |
Outlawed in Florida as too woke. |
1.3171 |
0.03630 |
287 |
219 |
45 |
23 |
319 |
I miss the je ne sais quoi of Smith & Wessons. |
1.3170 |
0.03692 |
265 |
200 |
46 |
19 |
320 |
Reckon a ball girl and $8 beers would help? |
1.3169 |
0.03518 |
284 |
213 |
52 |
19 |
321 |
I doubt the shootout at the croquet corral will be remembered by historians. |
1.3167 |
0.03787 |
281 |
218 |
37 |
26 |
322 |
"And you're sure you told the Earps we're at Croquet Corral? |
1.3162 |
0.03985 |
234 |
178 |
38 |
18 |
323 |
What's next? A game using horseshoes? |
1.3162 |
0.03661 |
272 |
206 |
46 |
20 |
324 |
This was way more fun when they were allowed to shoot each other. |
1.3162 |
0.03592 |
291 |
222 |
46 |
23 |
325 |
Guns are illegal in Massachusetts |
1.3158 |
0.03605 |
304 |
235 |
42 |
27 |
326 |
Ever since Mr Rogers became mayor, duels have lost a lot of excitement. |
1.3158 |
0.03523 |
266 |
197 |
54 |
15 |
327 |
No, I said something wicket this way comes! |
1.3156 |
0.03278 |
301 |
227 |
55 |
19 |
328 |
I kinda miss the good old days when they’d just try and shoot the other guy dead. |
1.3153 |
0.03491 |
295 |
223 |
51 |
21 |
329 |
O.K. Corral? No that's down the street. This is the Croquet Corral. |
1.3152 |
0.03730 |
276 |
212 |
41 |
23 |
330 |
After this — ‘Barbie’ movie? Whaddya say? |
1.3152 |
0.04004 |
257 |
201 |
31 |
25 |
331 |
Fewer deaths this way. Sometimes, fewer births, too. |
1.3150 |
0.03675 |
254 |
190 |
48 |
16 |
332 |
You just have to watch out for low hanging fruit. |
1.3147 |
0.03702 |
286 |
221 |
40 |
25 |
333 |
After the gummies, it really is a 'High Noon' |
1.3147 |
0.04080 |
286 |
233 |
16 |
37 |
334 |
Generations from now, they'll still be talking about the shootout at the croquet corral. |
1.3142 |
0.03766 |
261 |
199 |
42 |
20 |
335 |
This is what happens when the Supreme Court finds the Second Amendment right is limited to "well regulated militia" |
1.3141 |
0.03611 |
277 |
210 |
47 |
20 |
336 |
I'd be careful not to hit a high, hard one. |
1.3140 |
0.03798 |
242 |
182 |
44 |
16 |
337 |
Loser has to serve tea. |
1.3140 |
0.03798 |
242 |
182 |
44 |
16 |
338 |
Hank, I don't think "The Shootout at the CROQUET Corral" has quite the same ring to it. |
1.3136 |
0.03556 |
287 |
218 |
48 |
21 |
339 |
In our day, the ball didn't have to stay on the ground. Now that was the true test of a man! |
1.3136 |
0.03487 |
287 |
216 |
52 |
19 |
340 |
Another high noon at the Croquet Corral. |
1.3130 |
0.03714 |
262 |
199 |
44 |
19 |
341 |
Run for cover if one of ‘em pulls out a lawn dart. |
1.3127 |
0.03784 |
259 |
198 |
41 |
20 |
342 |
I think we can just call it 'the West' now. |
1.3123 |
0.03887 |
253 |
195 |
37 |
21 |
343 |
The more time you spend in the saddle, the easier it is for your opponent. |
1.3121 |
0.03562 |
282 |
214 |
48 |
20 |
344 |
I think it's a Woke showdown. |
1.3119 |
0.03332 |
295 |
227 |
47 |
21 |
345 |
Things have changed ever since we ran ol’ Hopscotch Hank out of town. |
1.3118 |
0.03764 |
279 |
217 |
37 |
25 |
346 |
No, not THAT king of the wild frontier. This here’s Davy Croquet |
1.3115 |
0.03771 |
260 |
199 |
41 |
20 |
347 |
I heard they’re gonna play ‘til one of ‘em croques. |
1.3114 |
0.03635 |
289 |
223 |
42 |
24 |
348 |
Does the second amendment mention croquet? |
1.3106 |
0.03916 |
235 |
179 |
39 |
17 |
349 |
It’s the mortician’s day off |
1.3106 |
0.03843 |
264 |
205 |
36 |
23 |
350 |
The trick is to wear skinny jeans. |
1.3106 |
0.03690 |
264 |
201 |
44 |
19 |
351 |
Well Jake, another High Noon at the Croquet Corral! |
1.3101 |
0.03709 |
258 |
196 |
44 |
18 |
352 |
The Sheriff says he's gonna arrest him for mallets aforethought. |
1.3100 |
0.03545 |
271 |
204 |
50 |
17 |
353 |
They call him the Croquet Kid, fastest wrist in the West |
1.3097 |
0.03453 |
268 |
199 |
55 |
14 |
354 |
Ah, a draw. That moves them to the curling round. |
1.3093 |
0.03760 |
236 |
177 |
45 |
14 |
355 |
I don't know what the rules are, but a little cheatin' sure could liven things up. |
1.3093 |
0.04126 |
236 |
185 |
29 |
22 |
356 |
No, no, this is the croquet corral. |
1.3091 |
0.03620 |
275 |
210 |
45 |
20 |
357 |
After this, we head to the barre. |
1.3089 |
0.03855 |
259 |
201 |
36 |
22 |
358 |
Remember gunfights? |
1.3086 |
0.03731 |
243 |
183 |
45 |
15 |
359 |
Things just never were the same around here after ol’ Davy Croquet moved in. |
1.3086 |
0.03726 |
256 |
195 |
43 |
18 |
360 |
You know the NRA was not happy about this |
1.3086 |
0.03638 |
269 |
205 |
45 |
19 |
361 |
Oh, that's the next town over. This here's the Croquet Corral. |
1.3084 |
0.04056 |
227 |
175 |
34 |
18 |
362 |
Honestly, I don't think much of the Mild West. |
1.3082 |
0.03582 |
279 |
213 |
46 |
20 |
363 |
See what happens when you take away the Second Amendment? |
1.3082 |
0.03825 |
279 |
220 |
32 |
27 |
364 |
The one with the fat horse usually loses. |
1.3080 |
0.03787 |
250 |
191 |
41 |
18 |
365 |
This was much more exciting before gun control. |
1.3077 |
0.03842 |
260 |
202 |
36 |
22 |
366 |
This is all quickly turning into the mild west |
1.3077 |
0.03880 |
260 |
203 |
34 |
23 |
367 |
Of course it’s a croquet match, if it was a gunfight, then somebody involved in this cartoon would need to be able to draw. I mean look at this fucking horse. |
1.3071 |
0.03946 |
254 |
199 |
32 |
23 |
368 |
Let's leave early and avoid the stampede. |
1.3068 |
0.03858 |
251 |
194 |
37 |
20 |
369 |
The Croquet Corral just isn’t the same. |
1.3066 |
0.03804 |
274 |
215 |
34 |
25 |
370 |
Been a lot more civil 'round these parts since the Croquet Corral opened. |
1.3065 |
0.03790 |
261 |
202 |
38 |
21 |
371 |
Now isn't this better than guns? |
1.3065 |
0.03675 |
248 |
187 |
46 |
15 |
372 |
Another quiet day at the croquet corral. |
1.3065 |
0.03719 |
248 |
188 |
44 |
16 |
373 |
I thought this was going to be a gunfight at the O.K. Corral, not a funfight at the Croquet Corral |
1.3064 |
0.03907 |
235 |
180 |
38 |
17 |
374 |
Call the coroner. This shot looks good. |
1.3064 |
0.03860 |
235 |
179 |
40 |
16 |
375 |
Your eyes are fine. You're just in Canada. |
1.3061 |
0.03924 |
245 |
190 |
35 |
20 |
376 |
This games so close it’ll probably end in a draw. |
1.3054 |
0.03720 |
239 |
180 |
45 |
14 |
377 |
I thought you were taking me to the OK Corral, not the Croquet Corral. |
1.3053 |
0.03699 |
262 |
201 |
42 |
19 |
378 |
Now that game takes balls. |
1.3050 |
0.03606 |
259 |
196 |
47 |
16 |
379 |
First it was the plastic straws... |
1.3050 |
0.04438 |
200 |
157 |
25 |
18 |
380 |
If you think this is silly, their first choice was curling. |
1.3049 |
0.03910 |
246 |
191 |
35 |
20 |
381 |
Still better than pickleball. |
1.3047 |
0.04034 |
256 |
204 |
26 |
26 |
382 |
I hear this is the way they settle things back east. |
1.3042 |
0.03706 |
240 |
181 |
45 |
14 |
383 |
I miss the old showdowns too, but at least it's not pickle ball. |
1.3038 |
0.03832 |
237 |
181 |
40 |
16 |
384 |
I liked it better when they just shot each other |
1.3036 |
0.03563 |
280 |
215 |
45 |
20 |
385 |
I miss the bloodshed. |
1.3035 |
0.03746 |
257 |
198 |
40 |
19 |
386 |
Wild Bill Wicket and Mallet Earp; this lawn ain't big enough for the two of 'em. |
1.3034 |
0.03865 |
234 |
179 |
39 |
16 |
387 |
The West is just not as wild as it used to be |
1.3033 |
0.03843 |
244 |
188 |
38 |
18 |
388 |
The NRA is not going to like this. |
1.3031 |
0.03735 |
254 |
195 |
41 |
18 |
389 |
So, what brings you to Croquet Corral? |
1.3031 |
0.03521 |
254 |
190 |
51 |
13 |
390 |
Don't laugh. I saw a guy die from a Tiddlywink to the jugular! |
1.3029 |
0.03831 |
241 |
185 |
39 |
17 |
391 |
They're from England. |
1.3028 |
0.03383 |
284 |
214 |
54 |
16 |
392 |
Earl forgot the wickets but we're making do" |
1.3028 |
0.03680 |
251 |
191 |
44 |
16 |
393 |
..you need hard balls to play this game! |
1.3028 |
0.04012 |
251 |
199 |
28 |
24 |
394 |
It’s workin’ out better than their figure skatin’. |
1.3028 |
0.04061 |
218 |
168 |
34 |
16 |
395 |
It was a huge blow to the undertakers |
1.3027 |
0.03704 |
261 |
201 |
41 |
19 |
396 |
The Pickle Ball courts were full |
1.3025 |
0.03771 |
238 |
181 |
42 |
15 |
397 |
A lot's changed since we legalized weed. |
1.3025 |
0.03910 |
238 |
184 |
36 |
18 |
398 |
Balls, mallets AND horses. Then you might have something. |
1.3024 |
0.03754 |
248 |
190 |
41 |
17 |
399 |
The first guy to stand up straight is the loser. |
1.3020 |
0.03696 |
245 |
186 |
44 |
15 |
400 |
Well that takes balls. |
1.3019 |
0.03816 |
265 |
208 |
34 |
23 |
401 |
I miss the bullets. |
1.3013 |
0.03663 |
239 |
180 |
46 |
13 |
402 |
Whatever they call it, it's better than Pickleball. |
1.3013 |
0.03757 |
239 |
182 |
42 |
15 |
403 |
...so I've been toying around with another game idea. I'm calling it "Pickleball" and... |
1.3008 |
0.03584 |
256 |
194 |
47 |
15 |
404 |
British High Noon |
1.3007 |
0.04043 |
276 |
226 |
17 |
33 |
405 |
Looks like one more shootout at the CRO K corral |
1.3004 |
0.04267 |
243 |
198 |
17 |
28 |
406 |
Here in Canada we don’t allow handguns. |
1.3004 |
0.03944 |
253 |
200 |
30 |
23 |
407 |
Rolling Rolling Rolling, Keep Those Croquet Balls Rolling, Rawhide! |
1.2996 |
0.04272 |
227 |
182 |
22 |
23 |
408 |
High noon just ain't the same since Dodge went Democrat. |
1.2992 |
0.03921 |
244 |
191 |
33 |
20 |
409 |
We'll always be able to tell our grandkids we witnessed the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2991 |
0.04159 |
214 |
167 |
30 |
17 |
410 |
I think maybe this town actually IS big enough for the two of them. |
1.2989 |
0.03533 |
261 |
198 |
48 |
15 |
411 |
Them there’s the Wicket brothers, and they aim to settle the score. |
1.2984 |
0.03805 |
258 |
202 |
35 |
21 |
412 |
No wickets. Supply chain. |
1.2982 |
0.03670 |
228 |
171 |
46 |
11 |
413 |
No one mentions that strict gun laws can be fun too. |
1.2982 |
0.03891 |
218 |
166 |
39 |
13 |
414 |
It's not as exciting without the horses |
1.2980 |
0.03687 |
245 |
187 |
43 |
15 |
415 |
There has to be a more conclusive way to decide these disagreements |
1.2979 |
0.03746 |
235 |
179 |
42 |
14 |
416 |
High Noon sure is different since we legalized pot. |
1.2977 |
0.04194 |
215 |
169 |
28 |
18 |
417 |
Their insistence on wearing spurs for this feels pretentious. |
1.2974 |
0.03875 |
232 |
179 |
37 |
16 |
418 |
Duels sure have gotten more interesting since we banned assault rifles. |
1.2971 |
0.03841 |
239 |
185 |
37 |
17 |
419 |
Rumor has it, Wild Bill's pappy took out a whole posse playing Wordle. |
1.2967 |
0.04141 |
246 |
199 |
21 |
26 |
420 |
I didn't think they had the balls to play this. |
1.2961 |
0.03955 |
233 |
182 |
33 |
18 |
421 |
In my day, you were a dead man if the other guy took the first shot! |
1.2961 |
0.03861 |
233 |
180 |
37 |
16 |
422 |
The loser gets shot. |
1.2960 |
0.03719 |
250 |
193 |
40 |
17 |
423 |
They rode in from Connecticut |
1.2960 |
0.03930 |
223 |
172 |
36 |
15 |
424 |
Kid's got balls, I'll give you that. |
1.2958 |
0.03781 |
240 |
185 |
39 |
16 |
425 |
They’ve been at it since high noon. |
1.2958 |
0.03872 |
240 |
187 |
35 |
18 |
426 |
The boys renamed the place the Croquet Corral. |
1.2958 |
0.04166 |
213 |
167 |
29 |
17 |
427 |
Who’s going to tell them that this is not how the West was won? |
1.2957 |
0.03846 |
230 |
177 |
38 |
15 |
428 |
Bart there's, got the skinnier horse. |
1.2954 |
0.03718 |
237 |
181 |
42 |
14 |
429 |
If they don’t shoot at each other, I’m going to do it |
1.2954 |
0.03951 |
237 |
186 |
32 |
19 |
430 |
This is the future liberals want for Texas! |
1.2951 |
0.04081 |
244 |
196 |
24 |
24 |
431 |
It started because the cemetery was getting full; but now, we're the knee replacement capitol of the world. |
1.2949 |
0.03700 |
234 |
178 |
43 |
13 |
432 |
Everybody always thought it was from being in the saddle all day. |
1.2948 |
0.03915 |
251 |
199 |
30 |
22 |
433 |
He’s the fastest mallet in the West. |
1.2946 |
0.03863 |
224 |
172 |
38 |
14 |
434 |
I remember the old days when we solved this stuff with bocce... |
1.2946 |
0.03990 |
241 |
191 |
29 |
21 |
435 |
I knew them bow legs must be good for something. |
1.2946 |
0.03481 |
241 |
180 |
51 |
10 |
436 |
Danged fools …town doesn't even have a lawn. |
1.2944 |
0.04069 |
231 |
183 |
28 |
20 |
437 |
Them varmints is askin' fer trouble. This here's a lawn darts town. |
1.2944 |
0.03648 |
248 |
190 |
43 |
15 |
438 |
It works pretty well unless they hit the ball too high. |
1.2941 |
0.03618 |
272 |
212 |
40 |
20 |
439 |
Well that explains all the moseying |
1.2941 |
0.03578 |
255 |
195 |
45 |
15 |
440 |
C’mon!! Seriously? The “CROQET corral …”? |
1.2941 |
0.04069 |
238 |
190 |
26 |
22 |
441 |
Seems like we ought to get horses involved in this somehow." |
1.2939 |
0.03712 |
228 |
173 |
43 |
12 |
442 |
Marvin has a sticky wicket. |
1.2939 |
0.03552 |
228 |
175 |
41 |
12 |
443 |
What were they even mad about, again? |
1.2938 |
0.03911 |
211 |
161 |
38 |
12 |
444 |
Yeah, I reckon the old way was a bit quicker |
1.2936 |
0.03687 |
235 |
179 |
43 |
13 |
445 |
The Wild West just ain’t as wild as it used to be. |
1.2934 |
0.03614 |
242 |
184 |
45 |
13 |
446 |
Not as excitin' as I thought it would be. |
1.2930 |
0.04025 |
215 |
167 |
33 |
15 |
447 |
It used to be wicked gun play. Now it's wicket fun play. |
1.2930 |
0.04132 |
215 |
169 |
29 |
17 |
448 |
Mallets aforethought? |
1.2929 |
0.03922 |
239 |
188 |
32 |
19 |
449 |
If they can’t settle their differences with croquet, I fear it may escalate to cornhole. |
1.2928 |
0.03909 |
222 |
174 |
32 |
16 |
450 |
You forgot the cucumber sandwiches again." |
1.2927 |
0.03573 |
246 |
187 |
46 |
13 |
451 |
Are ya sure ya told Wyatt - the "OK" Corral? |
1.2927 |
0.03884 |
246 |
194 |
32 |
20 |
452 |
And if you turn'em upside down, we've got goal posts! |
1.2926 |
0.03850 |
229 |
177 |
37 |
15 |
453 |
It takes balls to live in this town. |
1.2925 |
0.03723 |
253 |
197 |
38 |
18 |
454 |
The birth of Gentrification. |
1.2924 |
0.03722 |
236 |
181 |
41 |
14 |
455 |
Safer than gunslinging and better for the environment. |
1.2920 |
0.03676 |
226 |
171 |
44 |
11 |
456 |
They’ve finally passed sensible gun legislation. |
1.2918 |
0.03782 |
257 |
205 |
30 |
22 |
457 |
Gotta keep this up until the mortician gets back from vacation. |
1.2917 |
0.03725 |
240 |
185 |
40 |
15 |
458 |
No you said they definitely didn't have the balls to meet at high noon...... |
1.2911 |
0.04032 |
237 |
189 |
27 |
21 |
459 |
'Sudden Death' matches just ain't the same these days. |
1.2911 |
0.03850 |
237 |
185 |
35 |
17 |
460 |
They say Dodge City is a wicket little town. |
1.2910 |
0.03727 |
244 |
189 |
39 |
16 |
461 |
The history books will claim this never happened. |
1.2908 |
0.03740 |
251 |
196 |
37 |
18 |
462 |
They face off at high noon so they're done by high tea. |
1.2907 |
0.03819 |
227 |
175 |
38 |
14 |
463 |
I think I prefer the mild, mild west. |
1.2905 |
0.03973 |
210 |
162 |
35 |
13 |
464 |
the polo matches haven’t been the same since this horse shortage, pardner |
1.2902 |
0.03569 |
255 |
196 |
44 |
15 |
465 |
Don't worry, it'll end in a shoot out. |
1.2898 |
0.03758 |
245 |
191 |
37 |
17 |
466 |
It doesn't become crucial until they go for the center peg. |
1.2895 |
0.04097 |
228 |
182 |
26 |
20 |
467 |
What a wicket game they play! |
1.2895 |
0.03648 |
228 |
173 |
44 |
11 |
468 |
Looks like another showdown at the Cro-K-Corral! |
1.2887 |
0.03913 |
239 |
189 |
31 |
19 |
469 |
It may look stupid, but it's saving lives. |
1.2881 |
0.03663 |
236 |
181 |
42 |
13 |
470 |
Sure, the element of danger is missing but the suspense is still killing me. |
1.2881 |
0.03613 |
236 |
180 |
44 |
12 |
471 |
Then again, no one gets killed at the "croquet" corral. |
1.2881 |
0.03638 |
243 |
187 |
42 |
14 |
472 |
Another showdown at the croquet corral. |
1.2880 |
0.03723 |
250 |
198 |
33 |
19 |
473 |
It's just as boring as it looks! |
1.2879 |
0.03941 |
198 |
151 |
37 |
10 |
474 |
Let's start the NRA and make the west great again. |
1.2877 |
0.04161 |
212 |
168 |
27 |
17 |
475 |
Could you move over? Your knee is touchin' mine. |
1.2877 |
0.03883 |
212 |
163 |
37 |
12 |
476 |
Kids these days. Am I right? |
1.2877 |
0.03743 |
219 |
167 |
41 |
11 |
477 |
I seem to remember duels being more consequential |
1.2877 |
0.04166 |
219 |
175 |
25 |
19 |
478 |
Either some polecat stole the wickets, or these greenhorns are new to the game. |
1.2876 |
0.03841 |
233 |
182 |
35 |
16 |
479 |
Is this high noon or high tea? |
1.2876 |
0.03792 |
233 |
181 |
37 |
15 |
480 |
They're good...until they come up agin one o' them fancy side saddle players |
1.2875 |
0.04200 |
240 |
197 |
17 |
26 |
481 |
This could take awhile |
1.2870 |
0.03750 |
223 |
171 |
40 |
12 |
482 |
My wife thinks I'm out mending fences." |
1.2870 |
0.03673 |
230 |
176 |
42 |
12 |
483 |
So is THIS pickleball?!? |
1.2870 |
0.03724 |
230 |
177 |
40 |
13 |
484 |
I didn’t reckon it’d be a shootout at the croquet corral… |
1.2869 |
0.03688 |
251 |
196 |
38 |
17 |
485 |
This is the future that liberals want. |
1.2864 |
0.04355 |
206 |
166 |
21 |
19 |
486 |
They just moved here from Nantucket. |
1.2864 |
0.03728 |
220 |
168 |
41 |
11 |
487 |
It's called "bro-quet," the retired cowboys' game of choice. |
1.2864 |
0.03997 |
220 |
173 |
31 |
16 |
488 |
Wasn’t this supposed to be a gun fight at the Croquet Corral? |
1.2864 |
0.03672 |
220 |
167 |
43 |
10 |
489 |
It’s the Mild West out there. |
1.2863 |
0.03909 |
227 |
178 |
33 |
16 |
490 |
We've got to stop hiring cowboys from California. |
1.2857 |
0.04574 |
175 |
139 |
22 |
14 |
491 |
He always closes his legs at the last second. |
1.2857 |
0.03903 |
210 |
162 |
36 |
12 |
492 |
Walter, I think the black shirt is the cutest, and he hits the ball well with an interesting twist.” “Can I have him? |
1.2857 |
0.04550 |
210 |
174 |
12 |
24 |
493 |
Them two's some of wicketest men in the West |
1.2857 |
0.04519 |
189 |
152 |
20 |
17 |
494 |
He’s been taking advantage of his missus. |
1.2857 |
0.04087 |
217 |
172 |
28 |
17 |
495 |
Do those fellas have rickets or whickets? |
1.2857 |
0.03817 |
217 |
167 |
38 |
12 |
496 |
I blame the Brits. |
1.2857 |
0.03817 |
217 |
167 |
38 |
12 |
497 |
We call it 'Sticky Wicket' |
1.2851 |
0.03859 |
235 |
185 |
33 |
17 |
498 |
Just something else you can do after riding a horse. |
1.2851 |
0.03601 |
221 |
167 |
45 |
9 |
499 |
Things aren't nearly as exciting as they used to be around here. |
1.2851 |
0.03822 |
221 |
171 |
37 |
13 |
500 |
I hear that they're from back east. |
1.2851 |
0.03822 |
221 |
171 |
37 |
13 |
501 |
Well, Bert's a real stickler when they let you do weapon-of-choice. |
1.2838 |
0.03829 |
229 |
179 |
35 |
15 |
502 |
Pickleball tomorrow? |
1.2837 |
0.03836 |
215 |
166 |
37 |
12 |
503 |
Remember when a shootout really meant somethin’? |
1.2837 |
0.03982 |
208 |
162 |
33 |
13 |
504 |
Behold - the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2833 |
0.03926 |
233 |
185 |
30 |
18 |
505 |
Around here we call it Crotchet. |
1.2832 |
0.03863 |
226 |
177 |
34 |
15 |
506 |
There’s only one therapist in town so here we all are….. |
1.2831 |
0.03841 |
219 |
170 |
36 |
13 |
507 |
I've seen him do that shot standing backwards using a mirror. |
1.2830 |
0.03928 |
212 |
165 |
34 |
13 |
508 |
In the old days, “knocking your balls off meant something.” |
1.2827 |
0.04658 |
191 |
157 |
14 |
20 |
509 |
They used to be ranch hands but couldn't get their calves together. |
1.2827 |
0.04158 |
191 |
149 |
30 |
12 |
510 |
I got myself a participation trophy. |
1.2827 |
0.03812 |
191 |
144 |
40 |
7 |
511 |
Nothing like a showdown at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2826 |
0.03961 |
230 |
183 |
29 |
18 |
512 |
Gun controls change everything. |
1.2825 |
0.03897 |
223 |
175 |
33 |
15 |
513 |
They will be calling this the gunfight at the croquet corral. |
1.2825 |
0.04050 |
223 |
178 |
27 |
18 |
514 |
Immigrants |
1.2824 |
0.04298 |
216 |
176 |
19 |
21 |
515 |
It’s the Croquet Corral. |
1.2823 |
0.03965 |
209 |
163 |
33 |
13 |
516 |
You got some spare horseshoes? I got an idea. |
1.2821 |
0.03816 |
234 |
184 |
34 |
16 |
517 |
It beats cornhole. |
1.2810 |
0.04062 |
210 |
166 |
29 |
15 |
518 |
Where I come from, they'd have settled this with dueling pianos. |
1.2808 |
0.04219 |
203 |
162 |
25 |
16 |
519 |
I really came for the curling. |
1.2805 |
0.03811 |
221 |
172 |
36 |
13 |
520 |
I think this is the end of an evocative American literary genre. |
1.2803 |
0.03755 |
239 |
188 |
35 |
16 |
521 |
"First slap shot between the opponent's legs wins. The old pros are mostly infertile." |
1.2802 |
0.03978 |
232 |
186 |
27 |
19 |
522 |
I think this might go quicker if we gave them guns |
1.2800 |
0.03968 |
225 |
179 |
29 |
17 |
523 |
Heck! Back in my day we didn’t have mallets or a ball. We used our hands and tumbleweed! |
1.2800 |
0.04143 |
200 |
158 |
28 |
14 |
524 |
What would you expect at the Croquet Corral ? |
1.2793 |
0.03742 |
222 |
172 |
38 |
12 |
525 |
The pickleball court was full at noon. |
1.2793 |
0.04155 |
222 |
180 |
22 |
20 |
526 |
Shootout at the AARP Corral. |
1.2791 |
0.04150 |
215 |
173 |
24 |
18 |
527 |
Trust me, it gets more exciting when they get frustrated and start hitting each other with the mallets. |
1.2789 |
0.04546 |
190 |
155 |
17 |
18 |
528 |
Never thought I'd see such a fun fight at the Croquet Corral! |
1.2787 |
0.04272 |
183 |
144 |
27 |
12 |
529 |
Hard to tell which is the widest wicket in the west. |
1.2787 |
0.04056 |
183 |
141 |
33 |
9 |
530 |
Davy is naming it after himself: Crockett |
1.2783 |
0.03972 |
212 |
167 |
31 |
14 |
531 |
This lawn ain’t big enough for the two of us |
1.2783 |
0.03702 |
230 |
179 |
38 |
13 |
532 |
Someday the Shootout at the Croquet Corral will be famous! |
1.2780 |
0.03989 |
223 |
178 |
28 |
17 |
533 |
I hope they will die of boredom before we do. |
1.2778 |
0.04105 |
198 |
156 |
29 |
13 |
534 |
Supposedly the winner gets to choose between badminton and ping pong next. |
1.2775 |
0.03774 |
209 |
161 |
38 |
10 |
535 |
You’d never know that they used to call him Davy Croquet: the fastest putter in the West. |
1.2775 |
0.04010 |
209 |
165 |
30 |
14 |
536 |
I heard Smith and Wesson are working on something that'll change this here game. |
1.2775 |
0.04010 |
209 |
165 |
30 |
14 |
537 |
I'm tellin' you, Tex, neither one's been the same since his horse died. |
1.2773 |
0.03974 |
220 |
175 |
29 |
16 |
538 |
It's like polo, without the horses and perfume |
1.2771 |
0.03637 |
231 |
179 |
40 |
12 |
539 |
You just can't beat lethal Bocce! |
1.2770 |
0.04011 |
213 |
169 |
29 |
15 |
540 |
I guess this town is big enough. |
1.2770 |
0.03604 |
213 |
162 |
43 |
8 |
541 |
Yep, they’re the only survivors from the shootout at the croquet corral. |
1.2770 |
0.03956 |
213 |
168 |
31 |
14 |
542 |
Lofting the ball at your opponent is a foul. |
1.2769 |
0.03621 |
242 |
189 |
39 |
14 |
543 |
You know,Showdown at The Villages is not quite what I expected |
1.2767 |
0.03869 |
206 |
160 |
35 |
11 |
544 |
That's Wyatt AARP |
1.2766 |
0.04254 |
188 |
149 |
26 |
13 |
545 |
Dang shame that they had to sell the polo horses. |
1.2765 |
0.03620 |
217 |
166 |
42 |
9 |
546 |
I miss the lawn darts. |
1.2765 |
0.03903 |
217 |
171 |
32 |
14 |
547 |
They're just passin' time until the pickleball court gets built. |
1.2760 |
0.03744 |
221 |
172 |
37 |
12 |
548 |
Where's the pickles? |
1.2760 |
0.04161 |
221 |
180 |
21 |
20 |
549 |
Stiff raw denim is so versatile. |
1.2757 |
0.04209 |
214 |
174 |
21 |
19 |
550 |
I liked it better without instant replay. |
1.2757 |
0.03826 |
214 |
167 |
35 |
12 |
551 |
Slim's last opponent croqued |
1.2754 |
0.04089 |
207 |
165 |
27 |
15 |
552 |
who manages your 401K? |
1.2753 |
0.04272 |
178 |
140 |
27 |
11 |
553 |
Mallet Fight at the Cro-K Corral |
1.2750 |
0.04006 |
200 |
157 |
31 |
12 |
554 |
I find it just as exciting and there's less clean up. |
1.2748 |
0.03784 |
222 |
174 |
35 |
13 |
555 |
Is this your first rodeo! |
1.2746 |
0.04235 |
193 |
154 |
25 |
14 |
556 |
Only The New Yorker would let you call this the Croquet Corral. |
1.2744 |
0.04191 |
215 |
175 |
21 |
19 |
557 |
When does one of ‘em get shot? |
1.2744 |
0.03753 |
215 |
167 |
37 |
11 |
558 |
Back in our day, each man had two balls. |
1.2744 |
0.03978 |
215 |
171 |
29 |
15 |
559 |
And that's why we're called '' The Wicketless town in the West.'' |
1.2736 |
0.04050 |
201 |
159 |
29 |
13 |
560 |
It's a family-friendly territory, more "mild west". |
1.2736 |
0.03862 |
201 |
156 |
35 |
10 |
561 |
You wanna hear something? Apparently, elsewhere, a 'shootout' means using guns. |
1.2736 |
0.04016 |
212 |
169 |
28 |
15 |
562 |
That’ll be the last shot at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2736 |
0.03960 |
212 |
168 |
30 |
14 |
563 |
There's nothing like high noon shootout at the Croquet Corral |
1.2735 |
0.03926 |
223 |
178 |
29 |
16 |
564 |
They moved here from the Hamptons. |
1.2732 |
0.04215 |
194 |
155 |
25 |
14 |
565 |
Siri autocorrected Bullets to Mallets |
1.2732 |
0.04086 |
194 |
153 |
29 |
12 |
566 |
It’s new for Wild West Fridays. They’re calling it ‘Shootout at the Croquet Corral’ |
1.2732 |
0.03933 |
205 |
161 |
32 |
12 |
567 |
This isn’t as fun without horses. |
1.2732 |
0.03933 |
205 |
161 |
32 |
12 |
568 |
After this we serve tea with no cups |
1.2731 |
0.03907 |
216 |
171 |
31 |
14 |
569 |
I think gunfights were a little more decisive. |
1.2731 |
0.03933 |
238 |
193 |
25 |
20 |
570 |
They both have rickets so they don't need no wickets |
1.2727 |
0.03677 |
231 |
181 |
37 |
13 |
571 |
Maybe it's me, Clem, but these newfangled showdowns just don't feel the same. |
1.2727 |
0.04054 |
209 |
167 |
27 |
15 |
572 |
I reckon it's really hard to get back in the saddle. |
1.2727 |
0.04392 |
187 |
151 |
21 |
15 |
573 |
The first one who dies of boredom is the winner. |
1.2727 |
0.03562 |
242 |
189 |
40 |
13 |
574 |
He's got balls. |
1.2727 |
0.04334 |
198 |
161 |
20 |
17 |
575 |
After all those years on horseback, what else could they do? |
1.2723 |
0.03732 |
235 |
186 |
34 |
15 |
576 |
Sorta makes me wish they hadn’t repealed the Second Amendment |
1.2723 |
0.03911 |
224 |
179 |
29 |
16 |
577 |
Ain’t exactly how the West was won. |
1.2723 |
0.03559 |
213 |
165 |
39 |
9 |
578 |
Rules in croquet? There are no rules in croquet. |
1.2723 |
0.03829 |
213 |
167 |
34 |
12 |
579 |
we all picked up weird habits during the pandemic |
1.2723 |
0.03971 |
202 |
159 |
31 |
12 |
580 |
This is almost as exciting as watching fishing. |
1.2723 |
0.03992 |
191 |
149 |
32 |
10 |
581 |
This is nothin'. In my day, we'd put a wicket in the middle. |
1.2722 |
0.03681 |
180 |
140 |
33 |
7 |
582 |
Eh, last year’s Pickleball Fight at the OK Corall was better. |
1.2718 |
0.04036 |
206 |
164 |
28 |
14 |
583 |
Heck, yes it’s boring, but it beats Musk versus Zuckerberg. |
1.2718 |
0.03667 |
206 |
158 |
40 |
8 |
584 |
If they’re dueling to the death I think they’re using those mallets wrong. |
1.2718 |
0.03977 |
206 |
163 |
30 |
13 |
585 |
Damn castle rustlers made off with fifteen head and the wickets. |
1.2717 |
0.04165 |
184 |
145 |
28 |
11 |
586 |
It’s called Croquet at the O.K. Corral |
1.2715 |
0.04174 |
221 |
184 |
15 |
22 |
587 |
Fastest Mallet in the West," I hear |
1.2714 |
0.03748 |
199 |
153 |
38 |
8 |
588 |
Who knew post-rodeo-leg-syndrom could become a whole sport? |
1.2714 |
0.04195 |
199 |
160 |
24 |
15 |
589 |
It was Davy Crockett’s idea |
1.2713 |
0.04032 |
188 |
147 |
31 |
10 |
590 |
Looks like there’s a shootout at the croquet corral |
1.2711 |
0.03996 |
225 |
182 |
25 |
18 |
591 |
Maybe the Yahtzee game at the saloon has more action. |
1.2710 |
0.03927 |
214 |
170 |
30 |
14 |
592 |
I would have preferred the spelling contest. |
1.2709 |
0.04015 |
203 |
161 |
29 |
13 |
593 |
Gentrification, am I right? |
1.2708 |
0.03763 |
192 |
147 |
38 |
7 |
594 |
A scene from Sergio Leone’s lesser known classic, “For a Few Wickets More” |
1.2708 |
0.03834 |
192 |
148 |
36 |
8 |
595 |
Ridin'' horseback sure comes in handy sometimes. |
1.2705 |
0.04076 |
207 |
166 |
26 |
15 |
596 |
Talk about slow death! |
1.2704 |
0.03984 |
196 |
154 |
31 |
11 |
597 |
I had more fun watching the tumbleweed” |
1.2704 |
0.03984 |
196 |
154 |
31 |
11 |
598 |
I'm all for supporting the arts, but sometimes a feller just wants a spectacle, not a metaphor. |
1.2704 |
0.04360 |
196 |
160 |
19 |
17 |
599 |
Pickleball can’t hold a candle to Mallet March Madness!” |
1.2701 |
0.03668 |
211 |
163 |
39 |
9 |
600 |
This may take some tweaking. |
1.2701 |
0.03668 |
211 |
163 |
39 |
9 |
601 |
The horses are on strike. |
1.2700 |
0.03864 |
200 |
156 |
34 |
10 |
602 |
Mallets don't kill people, people kill people |
1.2700 |
0.04116 |
200 |
160 |
26 |
14 |
603 |
This is gonna end in a draw." |
1.2699 |
0.03450 |
226 |
173 |
45 |
8 |
604 |
Yup, this is how we pass the time, here at the Cro-Quet Corral |
1.2698 |
0.04014 |
189 |
148 |
31 |
10 |
605 |
They wanted to use guns, but it's so cliche nowadays. |
1.2697 |
0.04256 |
178 |
141 |
26 |
11 |
606 |
It'll be a case of mallet aforethought |
1.2696 |
0.03997 |
204 |
162 |
29 |
13 |
607 |
What a croque. |
1.2696 |
0.04057 |
204 |
163 |
27 |
14 |
608 |
Wanna hit the saloon? This could take awhile. |
1.2694 |
0.03887 |
193 |
150 |
34 |
9 |
609 |
I don't know who's good or bad, but this sure is ugly. |
1.2694 |
0.03817 |
193 |
149 |
36 |
8 |
610 |
The benefit of dueling this way is now we can have annual rematches. |
1.2694 |
0.03956 |
193 |
151 |
32 |
10 |
611 |
Speaking as an undertaker, I prefer the old way of doing things! |
1.2694 |
0.03693 |
219 |
171 |
37 |
11 |
612 |
The Australians call this knocky backy forthy. |
1.2692 |
0.04470 |
182 |
148 |
19 |
15 |
613 |
Croquet hoops? Nah, they just stand there. Unless, of course, it is a high ball. |
1.2692 |
0.04493 |
208 |
175 |
10 |
23 |
614 |
It's not as exciting as a gunfight, but it is better than
Rock Paper Scissors |
1.2690 |
0.03833 |
197 |
153 |
35 |
9 |
615 |
This town ain’t big enough for a shootout. |
1.2688 |
0.03475 |
186 |
146 |
33 |
7 |
616 |
Ok--so what if we give 'em both cheerleaders and put it in a 50,000 seat arena? |
1.2687 |
0.04217 |
201 |
163 |
22 |
16 |
617 |
Could be worse…could be Pickleball. |
1.2685 |
0.03894 |
216 |
172 |
30 |
14 |
618 |
I told you that gun control was a slippery slope |
1.2685 |
0.04003 |
216 |
174 |
26 |
16 |
619 |
These shoot-outs lost a lot of gravitas after Jesse James Worthington III got back from his August in the Hamptons. |
1.2685 |
0.04109 |
216 |
176 |
22 |
18 |
620 |
But when they came to take our wickets, we had no guns to stop em. |
1.2684 |
0.03865 |
231 |
186 |
28 |
17 |
621 |
I prefer horse shoes. |
1.2683 |
0.03667 |
205 |
158 |
39 |
8 |
622 |
These were a lot shorter when they just shot each other. |
1.2683 |
0.03858 |
205 |
161 |
33 |
11 |
623 |
Safer, sure. But not as exciting as High Noon. |
1.2682 |
0.03621 |
220 |
171 |
39 |
10 |
624 |
In a parallel universe, they aim guns at each other and shoot...can you imagine? |
1.2682 |
0.04380 |
179 |
144 |
22 |
13 |
625 |
Everything’s changed since them dang’d British moved into town. |
1.2680 |
0.04071 |
194 |
154 |
28 |
12 |
626 |
I understand the NRA is not happy. |
1.2679 |
0.04041 |
209 |
168 |
26 |
15 |
627 |
It takes balls to make a cowboy. |
1.2679 |
0.04000 |
224 |
182 |
24 |
18 |
628 |
Man, this really made ten minutes feel like an hour. |
1.2677 |
0.04013 |
198 |
157 |
29 |
12 |
629 |
In my day, we played lacrosse like real men. |
1.2674 |
0.03815 |
187 |
144 |
36 |
7 |
630 |
It gets more exciting at noon. |
1.2673 |
0.03957 |
202 |
160 |
30 |
12 |
631 |
Davy, Davy Croquet. King of the wild front lawn. |
1.2670 |
0.04430 |
176 |
142 |
21 |
13 |
632 |
Nothin' like a good duel at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2670 |
0.04281 |
176 |
140 |
25 |
11 |
633 |
Well, pardner, way back in the day, you and me, we didn't have none of them fancy contraptions and gizmos. Nope, we counted on grit, gumption, and backbone. You remember, right? Yes siree, back in our day, we shot each other. |
1.2670 |
0.04356 |
176 |
141 |
23 |
12 |
634 |
I guess this town is big enough for everybody now. |
1.2670 |
0.03907 |
191 |
149 |
33 |
9 |
635 |
The old method was really affecting our population growth. |
1.2667 |
0.04024 |
210 |
169 |
26 |
15 |
636 |
Whatever they’re doin’ this town ain’t big enough for it. |
1.2667 |
0.04024 |
210 |
169 |
26 |
15 |
637 |
The mild, mild West. |
1.2664 |
0.03623 |
214 |
166 |
39 |
9 |
638 |
Boring as hell until the sudden death round. |
1.2664 |
0.04024 |
214 |
173 |
25 |
16 |
639 |
Ironic that I've taken their guns but now I want them dead. |
1.2663 |
0.04481 |
169 |
136 |
21 |
12 |
640 |
Every day, Dodge City gets more and more gentrified. |
1.2660 |
0.04121 |
203 |
164 |
24 |
15 |
641 |
Is this the Croquet Corrale? |
1.2659 |
0.04251 |
173 |
137 |
26 |
10 |
642 |
I think this might be why they now call it the 'mild west' instead of the 'wild west.' |
1.2657 |
0.03538 |
207 |
166 |
30 |
11 |
643 |
I have season tickets |
1.2657 |
0.03886 |
207 |
164 |
31 |
12 |
644 |
A lot o’ folks struggle with the tactical nuance of bowleggin’ |
1.2657 |
0.03946 |
207 |
165 |
29 |
13 |
645 |
Yep. That there’s Davy Croquet. |
1.2655 |
0.03817 |
226 |
181 |
30 |
15 |
646 |
This makes me miss days when they feuded using lawn darts. |
1.2654 |
0.04118 |
211 |
172 |
22 |
17 |
647 |
This is what happens when people elect liberal sheriffs |
1.2654 |
0.04007 |
211 |
170 |
26 |
15 |
648 |
Just another day at the croquet corral |
1.2648 |
0.03954 |
219 |
177 |
26 |
16 |
649 |
They make it look so easy on Bridgerton |
1.2648 |
0.03954 |
219 |
177 |
26 |
16 |
650 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.2647 |
0.04134 |
170 |
133 |
29 |
8 |
651 |
I just got here. What's the score? |
1.2642 |
0.03940 |
193 |
152 |
31 |
10 |
652 |
Turns out being bowlegged is good for something after all! |
1.2640 |
0.04238 |
178 |
142 |
25 |
11 |
653 |
Nice to see those horseback bowlegs being put to good use. |
1.2640 |
0.03951 |
197 |
156 |
30 |
11 |
654 |
It’s Quaker Night at the O.K Corral. |
1.2638 |
0.04508 |
163 |
131 |
21 |
11 |
655 |
You want strategy? Go play chess. |
1.2637 |
0.04172 |
182 |
145 |
26 |
11 |
656 |
Amazon said the wickets are “back ordered.” |
1.2637 |
0.03960 |
201 |
160 |
29 |
12 |
657 |
This is the sudden death round. |
1.2637 |
0.03832 |
201 |
158 |
33 |
10 |
658 |
Looks like this is their first rodeo. |
1.2634 |
0.04248 |
186 |
150 |
23 |
13 |
659 |
The city folks who said that this town would never get a professional sports team must be feeling a might foolish right now. |
1.2634 |
0.04179 |
186 |
149 |
25 |
12 |
660 |
Sure, to turn sideways would be considered unmanly, but I submit it is a winning tactic! |
1.2634 |
0.04109 |
186 |
148 |
27 |
11 |
661 |
They must have thought I said, "Gunfight at the Croquet Corral." |
1.2634 |
0.03717 |
205 |
160 |
36 |
9 |
662 |
I hear it’s more exciting when they use a pickle. |
1.2634 |
0.04026 |
205 |
165 |
26 |
14 |
663 |
We'll soon learn who has the bigger balls. |
1.2626 |
0.03867 |
198 |
156 |
32 |
10 |
664 |
Some say you should wear polo shirts and play it on horses, but I dunno ... |
1.2626 |
0.04363 |
179 |
145 |
21 |
13 |
665 |
high noon it isn't. |
1.2623 |
0.04079 |
183 |
145 |
28 |
10 |
666 |
Think of how tough a game it would be if they had never been on a horse. |
1.2620 |
0.03946 |
187 |
147 |
31 |
9 |
667 |
Crockett came up with the game. Hasn’t named it yet though… |
1.2620 |
0.04361 |
187 |
153 |
19 |
15 |
668 |
When those wickets finally show up, all hell is going to break loose. |
1.2613 |
0.03577 |
199 |
153 |
40 |
6 |
669 |
Maybe we shouldn’t have passed gun control |
1.2613 |
0.03916 |
199 |
158 |
30 |
11 |
670 |
Things have been slow since they confiscated all our guns |
1.2611 |
0.04045 |
180 |
142 |
29 |
9 |
671 |
I’d heard the English Kid was in town. |
1.2609 |
0.04059 |
184 |
146 |
28 |
10 |
672 |
A week back they shot someone that they caught cheating. The son of a gun was starching his pants. |
1.2609 |
0.04706 |
161 |
132 |
16 |
13 |
673 |
This town ain't big enough for either of them. |
1.2607 |
0.03993 |
211 |
171 |
25 |
15 |
674 |
Old Jake was a bad man, but this still seems like a disrespectful way to treat his testicles |
1.2606 |
0.04621 |
165 |
135 |
17 |
13 |
675 |
They’re not allowed to play with guns. |
1.2606 |
0.04290 |
165 |
131 |
25 |
9 |
676 |
Should our knees be touching? |
1.2605 |
0.04049 |
215 |
176 |
22 |
17 |
677 |
Loser leaves on the 3:10 to Biddleton-on-Tweed. |
1.2604 |
0.04522 |
192 |
161 |
12 |
19 |
678 |
Well, I'd say this town is big enough for the both of them. |
1.2603 |
0.03779 |
219 |
175 |
31 |
13 |
679 |
It's all about the thigh gap. |
1.2602 |
0.03819 |
196 |
154 |
33 |
9 |
680 |
Perfect game for those of us who ride a horse Al day. |
1.2602 |
0.03534 |
196 |
155 |
33 |
8 |
681 |
I liked it better when people just shot each other. |
1.2602 |
0.03886 |
196 |
155 |
31 |
10 |
682 |
These two wicket shootouts are real nail biters. |
1.2602 |
0.03953 |
196 |
156 |
29 |
11 |
683 |
Yes, that IS the Croquet Corral |
1.2602 |
0.04083 |
196 |
158 |
25 |
13 |
684 |
That's not fair. My horse is wider than yours. |
1.2600 |
0.04025 |
200 |
161 |
26 |
13 |
685 |
Well, I reckon that the Wild West has been lost. |
1.2600 |
0.03631 |
200 |
155 |
38 |
7 |
686 |
These new health and safety laws sort of kill the excitement of the duel |
1.2597 |
0.04175 |
181 |
145 |
25 |
11 |
687 |
Resolving disputes with croquet is more genteel, but it lacks a certain finality... |
1.2595 |
0.04321 |
185 |
151 |
20 |
14 |
688 |
It’s just not the same after gun control. |
1.2593 |
0.04254 |
189 |
154 |
21 |
14 |
689 |
We shoulda known it would come to this when his cattle call was "Boeuf." |
1.2591 |
0.03992 |
193 |
154 |
28 |
11 |
690 |
Do you suppose they sleep that way? |
1.2589 |
0.03822 |
224 |
181 |
28 |
15 |
691 |
Doesn’t scare the horses as much as pickle ball. |
1.2586 |
0.04131 |
174 |
138 |
27 |
9 |
692 |
Tex invented this game called polo. Looked good. Too bad his horse died. |
1.2584 |
0.03838 |
209 |
167 |
30 |
12 |
693 |
Life’s more pleasant without guns. |
1.2584 |
0.03460 |
209 |
166 |
34 |
9 |
694 |
We're up, partner! |
1.2582 |
0.03929 |
182 |
143 |
31 |
8 |
695 |
I remember before the place got gentrified. |
1.2579 |
0.03819 |
190 |
149 |
33 |
8 |
696 |
Should we leave? |
1.2579 |
0.04299 |
190 |
156 |
19 |
15 |
697 |
Yellowstone has really run out of new plot lines |
1.2579 |
0.04480 |
159 |
128 |
21 |
10 |
698 |
What'd you expect at the Croquet Corral? |
1.2576 |
0.03918 |
198 |
158 |
29 |
11 |
699 |
Put a couple of hosses under it and ya might have somethin' worth watchin'. |
1.2575 |
0.04070 |
167 |
131 |
29 |
7 |
700 |
Croquet Corral”? Are you sure we’re in the right place |
1.2575 |
0.04244 |
167 |
133 |
25 |
9 |
701 |
So, Burr or Hamilton? |
1.2573 |
0.04092 |
171 |
135 |
28 |
8 |
702 |
They’re talking about converting it to a pickle ball court. |
1.2573 |
0.04257 |
171 |
137 |
24 |
10 |
703 |
'Horsing-around' got cancelled for wokeness |
1.2573 |
0.04337 |
171 |
138 |
22 |
11 |
704 |
Next thing they will be playing Pickleball! |
1.2570 |
0.04124 |
179 |
143 |
26 |
10 |
705 |
You need real balls to play this game. |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
706 |
It lacks drama. |
1.2568 |
0.04134 |
183 |
147 |
25 |
11 |
707 |
Never thought I'd see Wicket Earp take on Croq Holliday. |
1.2567 |
0.03702 |
187 |
145 |
36 |
6 |
708 |
I'm glad they've decided to settle this like gentlemen. |
1.2567 |
0.03928 |
187 |
148 |
30 |
9 |
709 |
the good, the bad, and the fancy |
1.2567 |
0.03779 |
187 |
146 |
34 |
7 |
710 |
Alexander Hamilton should have chosen this kind of duel. |
1.2566 |
0.04620 |
152 |
123 |
19 |
10 |
711 |
'Round these parts, we take kindly to strangers. |
1.2563 |
0.03990 |
160 |
124 |
31 |
5 |
712 |
You really need balls to do what they're doing. |
1.2562 |
0.04152 |
203 |
167 |
20 |
16 |
713 |
Subjugating the native population while honoring the games of our European ancestors during these hard times, well, does it get any better'n this? |
1.2561 |
0.04463 |
164 |
133 |
20 |
11 |
714 |
It’ll be better when the railroad gets to town and the hoops arrive |
1.2560 |
0.04150 |
207 |
171 |
19 |
17 |
715 |
Things sure ain't the same since they passed that gun safety legislation. |
1.2560 |
0.04150 |
207 |
171 |
19 |
17 |
716 |
I hate it when these games go into sudden death |
1.2560 |
0.04136 |
168 |
133 |
27 |
8 |
717 |
And in the rodeo, they’re gonn be riding lactose-free dairy cows. |
1.2558 |
0.04692 |
172 |
144 |
12 |
16 |
718 |
Just wait for his killer shot! |
1.2557 |
0.04089 |
176 |
140 |
27 |
9 |
719 |
Cowboy-ing is just a part time gig for these buckaroos. They actually ride horses just to keep their legs in croquet shape. |
1.2556 |
0.04027 |
180 |
143 |
28 |
9 |
720 |
Hank is toast. His horse is fatter. |
1.2554 |
0.04041 |
184 |
147 |
27 |
10 |
721 |
City folk think the bowlegs are 'cuz of the horses. |
1.2553 |
0.03836 |
188 |
148 |
32 |
8 |
722 |
This dispute could be settled for generations if he just got more height off the mallet. |
1.2553 |
0.04122 |
188 |
152 |
24 |
12 |
723 |
Takes more than a wicket shortage to stop a cowboy. |
1.2552 |
0.03855 |
192 |
152 |
31 |
9 |
724 |
Remember in the good ole days. Cartoons would never make fun of cowboys |
1.2552 |
0.03711 |
192 |
150 |
35 |
7 |
725 |
He 's got a wicket shot. |
1.2550 |
0.03883 |
200 |
160 |
29 |
11 |
726 |
Croquet has really become popular after we ran out of bullets. |
1.2550 |
0.03883 |
200 |
160 |
29 |
11 |
727 |
I think I fell asleep in history class again. |
1.2549 |
0.03954 |
204 |
165 |
26 |
13 |
728 |
They're both headed for knee replacements |
1.2547 |
0.04251 |
161 |
127 |
25 |
8 |
729 |
Ain't the tension palpable. |
1.2545 |
0.04092 |
165 |
130 |
28 |
7 |
730 |
We save money on the wickets. |
1.2544 |
0.03939 |
169 |
132 |
31 |
6 |
731 |
And then my HOA sent me a notice that my cactus was too cliche even for this cartoon. |
1.2544 |
0.04522 |
169 |
139 |
17 |
13 |
732 |
Our H.R. Department does a bang up job of conflict resolution. |
1.2544 |
0.04199 |
169 |
135 |
25 |
9 |
733 |
I guess it's Shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2542 |
0.04223 |
177 |
143 |
23 |
11 |
734 |
If he hits his opponent's crotch, he will lose the match but receive tremendous applause from the gallery. |
1.2542 |
0.04373 |
177 |
145 |
19 |
13 |
735 |
The NRA won't like this. |
1.2541 |
0.04007 |
181 |
144 |
28 |
9 |
736 |
Did you say those guys are playing croquet or asked me if the guy on the right is about to croak ay? |
1.2541 |
0.04504 |
185 |
155 |
13 |
17 |
737 |
I didn’t think they had the balls. |
1.2541 |
0.04372 |
185 |
153 |
17 |
15 |
738 |
It is much safer than throwing horseshoes at each other. |
1.2541 |
0.03796 |
185 |
145 |
33 |
7 |
739 |
I always heard he was a wicket shot... |
1.2541 |
0.03948 |
185 |
147 |
29 |
9 |
740 |
...Nope, that's how they always stand |
1.2540 |
0.04034 |
189 |
152 |
26 |
11 |
741 |
Big hat, no mallet. |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
742 |
This will go down in history as Croquet at the OK. |
1.2539 |
0.04043 |
193 |
156 |
25 |
12 |
743 |
Brits. |
1.2537 |
0.03686 |
205 |
167 |
26 |
12 |
744 |
We call it the shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2536 |
0.03883 |
209 |
169 |
27 |
13 |
745 |
The games's a little harder when one of 'em is knock-kneed. |
1.2531 |
0.04406 |
162 |
131 |
21 |
10 |
746 |
We were doin’ fine until the Brits showed up. |
1.2530 |
0.04331 |
166 |
134 |
22 |
10 |
747 |
Using cowboys to fill in during the wicket shortage was pure genius! |
1.2530 |
0.04496 |
166 |
136 |
18 |
12 |
748 |
About as bad as it gets here in the Mild, Mild West. |
1.2530 |
0.03887 |
166 |
129 |
32 |
5 |
749 |
You need balls to do it this way. |
1.2529 |
0.04007 |
170 |
134 |
29 |
7 |
750 |
This ain't great, but I feel worse about the tea room replacing the saloon. |
1.2529 |
0.04111 |
174 |
139 |
26 |
9 |
751 |
Good thing they don't ride side-saddle! |
1.2529 |
0.04191 |
174 |
140 |
24 |
10 |
752 |
No instructions with the box, but we'll figure it out. |
1.2528 |
0.03721 |
178 |
138 |
35 |
5 |
753 |
At least they’re not playing golf! |
1.2528 |
0.04048 |
178 |
142 |
27 |
9 |
754 |
I'm pretty sure the park manager had said O.K Corral, not Croquet Corral. |
1.2528 |
0.03888 |
178 |
140 |
31 |
7 |
755 |
He's got this. I've seen his backhand. |
1.2528 |
0.03888 |
178 |
140 |
31 |
7 |
756 |
Been pretty borin' round here since Smith and Wesson closed down. |
1.2528 |
0.04202 |
178 |
144 |
23 |
11 |
757 |
Shootouts in town really changed after the Hole in the Wall Gang made off with our wickets. |
1.2527 |
0.03987 |
182 |
145 |
28 |
9 |
758 |
They call this Rickets Cricket. |
1.2527 |
0.04002 |
186 |
149 |
27 |
10 |
759 |
Maybe you ain't familiar with the Croquet Corral. |
1.2526 |
0.04281 |
194 |
161 |
17 |
16 |
760 |
This is how we settle things out west |
1.2526 |
0.03713 |
194 |
155 |
30 |
9 |
761 |
Nut shots at the Croquet Corral |
1.2525 |
0.03784 |
202 |
161 |
31 |
10 |
762 |
Gonna be a short game if that ball bounces wrong. |
1.2515 |
0.04551 |
163 |
134 |
17 |
12 |
763 |
They call it "Shootout at the Cro-K Corral.." |
1.2515 |
0.04390 |
167 |
136 |
20 |
11 |
764 |
No, playing croquet doesn't make them stand like that. It's their blazing saddles! |
1.2515 |
0.04550 |
171 |
142 |
15 |
14 |
765 |
I hate this penalty shootout phase of the game. Players can get hurt. |
1.2515 |
0.04237 |
171 |
138 |
23 |
10 |
766 |
I prefer to see them on horseback , it adds a certain je ne sais quoi ." |
1.2514 |
0.04028 |
179 |
143 |
27 |
9 |
767 |
This is how we settle things since stricter gun laws were put in place. Not as exciting, but easier to clean up. |
1.2514 |
0.04255 |
179 |
146 |
21 |
12 |
768 |
Well, you’ve got balls showing up here |
1.2514 |
0.03869 |
179 |
141 |
31 |
7 |
769 |
By golly, if this don't beat pay-per-view. |
1.2514 |
0.03891 |
183 |
145 |
30 |
8 |
770 |
Pickleball was just not manly enough for the boys." |
1.2514 |
0.04043 |
183 |
147 |
26 |
10 |
771 |
It's no use being the fastest mallet in the west if you don't have any balls. |
1.2513 |
0.04055 |
187 |
151 |
25 |
11 |
772 |
I'll be hornswoggled if that ain't Davy Croquet hisself ! |
1.2500 |
0.04050 |
172 |
137 |
27 |
8 |
773 |
“The cowboy with the widest horse usually loses.” |
1.2500 |
0.04035 |
188 |
152 |
25 |
11 |
774 |
D'ya 'spose we've gone a bit too far with the gun control thing? |
1.2500 |
0.03929 |
180 |
143 |
29 |
8 |
775 |
I think he's got him by the balls. |
1.2500 |
0.04008 |
180 |
144 |
27 |
9 |
776 |
Well, what did you expect after they passed gun control? |
1.2500 |
0.03949 |
184 |
147 |
28 |
9 |
777 |
Bicycle riders wouldn’t have a chance in this game. |
1.2500 |
0.04306 |
180 |
148 |
19 |
13 |
778 |
This isn't usually how dual go around here. Normally they play badminton. |
1.2500 |
0.04367 |
168 |
137 |
20 |
11 |
779 |
I don’t think this new writer from Downton Abbey is going to work out. |
1.2500 |
0.04057 |
200 |
164 |
22 |
14 |
780 |
The winner has to standoff Pigeon-toed Phil. |
1.2500 |
0.04179 |
200 |
166 |
18 |
16 |
781 |
I could be a cowboy |
1.2500 |
0.04182 |
164 |
131 |
25 |
8 |
782 |
They aren’t manspreaders, you ninny. They’re cultural icons. |
1.2500 |
0.04856 |
160 |
135 |
10 |
15 |
783 |
You sure Doc said the Cro-K Corral? |
1.2500 |
0.04000 |
204 |
167 |
23 |
14 |
784 |
Wait, did you say wickets or rickets? |
1.2500 |
0.04003 |
208 |
171 |
22 |
15 |
785 |
I hear them city slickers play a game called Pickle Ball |
1.2500 |
0.04367 |
168 |
137 |
20 |
11 |
786 |
Gun control regulations are having side effects |
1.2500 |
0.04357 |
164 |
133 |
21 |
10 |
787 |
The winner gets to play the unbeatable knock-kneed cowpoke. |
1.2487 |
0.03836 |
197 |
158 |
29 |
10 |
788 |
Only half the kit has been delivered, but it hasn't been a problem. |
1.2487 |
0.03945 |
189 |
152 |
27 |
10 |
789 |
The loser has to pay for dinner--and theater tickets. |
1.2486 |
0.03777 |
185 |
146 |
32 |
7 |
790 |
Don’t need wickets when you got legs like that. |
1.2486 |
0.03988 |
181 |
145 |
27 |
9 |
791 |
Calls himself Buffalo William |
1.2486 |
0.04204 |
177 |
144 |
22 |
11 |
792 |
It's nicer, but the clack of croquet balls just ain't the same as the sound of a gunshot. |
1.2486 |
0.04280 |
177 |
145 |
20 |
12 |
793 |
I read that the NRA is filing suit against this upstart competitor! |
1.2486 |
0.04427 |
173 |
143 |
17 |
13 |
794 |
Their years of riding horses has finally paid off. |
1.2485 |
0.04178 |
169 |
136 |
24 |
9 |
795 |
Less exciting but easier to explain to our corporate sponsors. |
1.2485 |
0.04093 |
169 |
135 |
26 |
8 |
796 |
These guys are still on strike and this is how they play the shootout scene without a script. |
1.2485 |
0.04333 |
165 |
134 |
21 |
10 |
797 |
Oh, they's mad. Jim says 'croquet,' Sam says 'croquette. |
1.2485 |
0.04159 |
165 |
132 |
25 |
8 |
798 |
It’s a sad state of affairs, they have been like this since their horses passed away. |
1.2485 |
0.04159 |
165 |
132 |
25 |
8 |
799 |
I think this was supposed to take place at the O K Corral, not the Croquet Corral. |
1.2485 |
0.04159 |
165 |
132 |
25 |
8 |
800 |
Preseason is just not the same |
1.2484 |
0.04666 |
157 |
130 |
15 |
12 |
801 |
Where’d you say the new Sheriff was from? |
1.2483 |
0.04141 |
149 |
117 |
27 |
5 |
802 |
It’s best played right after a long , hard ride! |
1.2474 |
0.03927 |
190 |
153 |
27 |
10 |
803 |
Who does he think he is, Davy Croquet? |
1.2474 |
0.04134 |
190 |
156 |
21 |
13 |
804 |
This is never going to catch on... |
1.2474 |
0.04066 |
190 |
155 |
23 |
12 |
805 |
It’s a game called Crockett. Davy came up with it. |
1.2473 |
0.03984 |
186 |
150 |
26 |
10 |
806 |
Dueling banjos is where I draw the line. |
1.2473 |
0.03732 |
182 |
143 |
33 |
6 |
807 |
Another day at the Croquet Corral” |
1.2473 |
0.04044 |
182 |
147 |
25 |
10 |
808 |
The winner faces the undefeated one-legged Willie. |
1.2472 |
0.04106 |
178 |
144 |
24 |
10 |
809 |
The guy with the fattest horse usually loses. |
1.2472 |
0.03949 |
178 |
142 |
28 |
8 |
810 |
This High Noon reenactment lacks some of the tension, don't it? |
1.2471 |
0.03985 |
170 |
135 |
28 |
7 |
811 |
Call me old-fashioned, but 'Croquet at the O.K. Corral' has Oscar snub written all over it. |
1.2470 |
0.04394 |
166 |
136 |
19 |
11 |
812 |
The sheriff said they needed to find a more civilized way to settle their differences. Did they go too far? |
1.2469 |
0.04384 |
162 |
132 |
20 |
10 |
813 |
Maybe it's just me but "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" lacks a certain panache. |
1.2469 |
0.04205 |
162 |
130 |
24 |
8 |
814 |
Neither could afford the co-pay on gunshot wounds. |
1.2468 |
0.04352 |
154 |
124 |
22 |
8 |
815 |
So Wyatt whispers the plan to Doc who whispers to the next guy in the circle and, by the time it gets to Virgil … we’ll, here we are. |
1.2468 |
0.04635 |
154 |
127 |
16 |
11 |
816 |
I guess the other guys are watching the gunfight at O.
K.Corral |
1.2463 |
0.04239 |
203 |
171 |
14 |
18 |
817 |
I guess they got tired of pickle ball. |
1.2461 |
0.04311 |
191 |
160 |
15 |
16 |
818 |
This town ain’t silly enough for the two of ‘em |
1.2460 |
0.03965 |
187 |
151 |
26 |
10 |
819 |
You should see what they can do with a bowling ball. |
1.2458 |
0.04008 |
179 |
144 |
26 |
9 |
820 |
You said we were going see “coquettes” |
1.2458 |
0.04162 |
179 |
146 |
22 |
11 |
821 |
It helps that they don't ride side-saddle. |
1.2456 |
0.04217 |
171 |
139 |
22 |
10 |
822 |
Yeah! With the 2nd amendment it was way more fun! |
1.2456 |
0.04134 |
171 |
138 |
24 |
9 |
823 |
Does anyone here know how to play this game? |
1.2455 |
0.04286 |
167 |
136 |
21 |
10 |
824 |
That’s his signature move. |
1.2454 |
0.04091 |
163 |
130 |
26 |
7 |
825 |
Ever since they took away our guns, this is how we settle scores. |
1.2454 |
0.04445 |
163 |
134 |
18 |
11 |
826 |
You should see them play cornhole. |
1.2452 |
0.04608 |
155 |
128 |
16 |
11 |
827 |
Duels are not the same since they got serious on gun control |
1.2450 |
0.04164 |
200 |
167 |
17 |
16 |
828 |
They're better at cornhole. |
1.2448 |
0.03522 |
192 |
150 |
37 |
5 |
829 |
…And on Friday it’s pistols at dawn. Then, Saturday, we do water aerobics. |
1.2448 |
0.04095 |
192 |
158 |
21 |
13 |
830 |
"Rolling one" meant something different when I was young. |
1.2446 |
0.04004 |
184 |
149 |
25 |
10 |
831 |
They call it the Shootout at the Croquet Coral. |
1.2444 |
0.04065 |
180 |
146 |
24 |
10 |
832 |
So we finally said to the Rec Director, "Enough with the shuffleboard." |
1.2442 |
0.04113 |
172 |
139 |
24 |
9 |
833 |
Whatta you say we mosey over to the saloon and see Miss Kitty. |
1.2442 |
0.04353 |
172 |
142 |
18 |
12 |
834 |
Ain’t they never heard of pickleball? |
1.2440 |
0.04179 |
168 |
136 |
23 |
9 |
835 |
It’s high noon at the croquet corral. |
1.2440 |
0.04093 |
168 |
135 |
25 |
8 |
836 |
"Uh oh -Davey Croquet and Hoopalong Cassidy are facing up again -" |
1.2440 |
0.04263 |
168 |
137 |
21 |
10 |
837 |
To be honest, I liked the Alice in Wonderland version much better. |
1.2440 |
0.04093 |
168 |
135 |
25 |
8 |
838 |
It's better than the corral down the road! They play pickleball there to settle disputes. |
1.2439 |
0.04068 |
164 |
131 |
26 |
7 |
839 |
If this catches on, the undertaker is going to have to sell his summer home. |
1.2437 |
0.04135 |
160 |
128 |
25 |
7 |
840 |
They’ve been playing this for weeks and still don’t know what it is. |
1.2437 |
0.04321 |
160 |
130 |
21 |
9 |
841 |
They’ve been croquet buddies ever since I explained that this town *was* big enough for the both of ‘em. |
1.2436 |
0.04490 |
156 |
128 |
18 |
10 |
842 |
They call him Johnny Mallet |
1.2436 |
0.04105 |
156 |
124 |
26 |
6 |
843 |
Welcome to the Mild West. |
1.2434 |
0.04378 |
152 |
123 |
21 |
8 |
844 |
Come back tomorrow for the rocking horse rodeo. |
1.2434 |
0.04069 |
152 |
120 |
27 |
5 |
845 |
WTF is this |
1.2434 |
0.03960 |
152 |
119 |
29 |
4 |
846 |
In my day, they used bullets! |
1.2434 |
0.03629 |
189 |
149 |
34 |
6 |
847 |
I heard he can’t quit him. |
1.2431 |
0.04194 |
181 |
149 |
20 |
12 |
848 |
What is this? High noon or high tea? |
1.2429 |
0.04519 |
140 |
113 |
20 |
7 |
849 |
‘Don’t hit my balls!’ |
1.2428 |
0.04091 |
173 |
140 |
24 |
9 |
850 |
Looks like it's high noon at the croquet corral/ |
1.2426 |
0.04403 |
169 |
140 |
17 |
12 |
851 |
They're callin' it Unfight at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2426 |
0.03984 |
169 |
135 |
27 |
7 |
852 |
He used to be a pretty good polo player until someone stole his horse. |
1.2426 |
0.04157 |
169 |
137 |
23 |
9 |
853 |
You must have misheard. |
1.2424 |
0.04137 |
165 |
133 |
24 |
8 |
854 |
Y’know Carl, these two gots just one set of balls betweenst ‘em. |
1.2424 |
0.04312 |
165 |
135 |
20 |
10 |
855 |
Looks like Fred's horse is bigger than Bill's |
1.2424 |
0.04561 |
165 |
138 |
14 |
13 |
856 |
Looks different in the movies, don’t it? |
1.2424 |
0.04046 |
165 |
132 |
26 |
7 |
857 |
I thought this was played with wickets, not rickets. |
1.2420 |
0.04277 |
157 |
127 |
22 |
8 |
858 |
My money's on the chap with the smaller horse. |
1.2418 |
0.04352 |
153 |
124 |
21 |
8 |
859 |
Them Wickets brothers might be onto something. |
1.2418 |
0.04386 |
182 |
153 |
14 |
15 |
860 |
I'm gettin' tired of this here bullet supply chain crisis. |
1.2418 |
0.04025 |
182 |
148 |
24 |
10 |
861 |
Remember when men were men? |
1.2416 |
0.04086 |
178 |
145 |
23 |
10 |
862 |
‘cause Boot Hill is full up. |
1.2416 |
0.04008 |
178 |
144 |
25 |
9 |
863 |
It’s a slow death. |
1.2414 |
0.04070 |
174 |
141 |
24 |
9 |
864 |
Beats me Zeke. Some kind of horseless polo, I think |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
865 |
now, no horsing around in this game |
1.2412 |
0.04536 |
170 |
143 |
13 |
14 |
866 |
The polo ponies are on strike for good reason. It’s their efforts that truly carry the sport. |
1.2411 |
0.05023 |
141 |
119 |
10 |
12 |
867 |
No one has ever out shot Davey Croquet! |
1.2407 |
0.04448 |
162 |
134 |
17 |
11 |
868 |
If only they had horses. |
1.2407 |
0.04361 |
162 |
133 |
19 |
10 |
869 |
Nowadays, sheriffs are elected by mallet, not ballot. |
1.2407 |
0.04361 |
162 |
133 |
19 |
10 |
870 |
‘Mallets at dawn,’ he said. |
1.2407 |
0.04089 |
162 |
130 |
25 |
7 |
871 |
If that’s all they can think of doing in that position, it’s no wonder their balls are on the ground. |
1.2406 |
0.04228 |
187 |
156 |
17 |
14 |
872 |
It's just a warm-up for their Pickleball showdown. |
1.2405 |
0.04157 |
158 |
127 |
24 |
7 |
873 |
At the end they kiss each other. |
1.2402 |
0.04142 |
179 |
147 |
21 |
11 |
874 |
Tell your kids that you were there at the fight at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2400 |
0.04049 |
175 |
142 |
24 |
9 |
875 |
Nothing's been the same since gun control. |
1.2400 |
0.04285 |
175 |
145 |
18 |
12 |
876 |
They ran out of wickets |
1.2398 |
0.03854 |
171 |
136 |
29 |
6 |
877 |
No animals were injured in the making of this movie, but action and tension took a real beating. |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
878 |
We are getting old Bill. |
1.2394 |
0.03780 |
188 |
151 |
29 |
8 |
879 |
They wanted to call it "Pickle Ball" but I told them that would never catch on. |
1.2393 |
0.04249 |
163 |
133 |
21 |
9 |
880 |
Try doin' that in a big town. |
1.2393 |
0.04337 |
163 |
134 |
19 |
10 |
881 |
Yesterday, they tried Pickleball. That didn't work either. |
1.2390 |
0.04413 |
159 |
131 |
18 |
10 |
882 |
We have to come up with a more civilized way to settle disputes. How about guns? |
1.2390 |
0.04036 |
159 |
127 |
26 |
6 |
883 |
Is it me or did high noon get a little woke? |
1.2390 |
0.04228 |
159 |
129 |
22 |
8 |
884 |
Their bet is the loser can drink only tea for a week. |
1.2389 |
0.03968 |
180 |
146 |
25 |
9 |
885 |
We finally found Greg Abbott’s testes. |
1.2389 |
0.04269 |
180 |
150 |
17 |
13 |
886 |
Thank them bow-legs from ridin’ or Pilates ? |
1.2389 |
0.04482 |
180 |
153 |
11 |
16 |
887 |
This isn't quite the Wild West anymore is it? |
1.2389 |
0.04045 |
180 |
147 |
23 |
10 |
888 |
So this is what it’s come to? |
1.2389 |
0.03808 |
180 |
144 |
29 |
7 |
889 |
It takes a lot more precision than a duel. |
1.2387 |
0.03671 |
155 |
120 |
33 |
2 |
890 |
Loser has to get out of town by sunset. |
1.2386 |
0.04186 |
176 |
145 |
20 |
11 |
891 |
I told you they would make the best of it having rickets. |
1.2386 |
0.03947 |
176 |
142 |
26 |
8 |
892 |
They're English. It's called croquet. |
1.2386 |
0.03869 |
197 |
161 |
25 |
11 |
893 |
It still ain’t over til someone dies. |
1.2384 |
0.04172 |
151 |
121 |
24 |
6 |
894 |
Say what you will, it beats the heck out of watching soccer. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
895 |
It takes balls to duel in this town |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
896 |
So, do you also get benched every game? |
1.2384 |
0.03605 |
172 |
137 |
30 |
5 |
897 |
They'll say this was the Croquet Corral. |
1.2383 |
0.03991 |
193 |
159 |
22 |
12 |
898 |
When said you wanted us to watch two guys whack each others balls, this isn't what I had in mind... But I've gotta admit, this is the best first date I've ever had! |
1.2383 |
0.04189 |
193 |
162 |
16 |
15 |
899 |
I can’t wait till the bullet shortage is over. This is boring as hell. |
1.2381 |
0.04019 |
147 |
116 |
27 |
4 |
900 |
I prefer the old rules: no spurs. |
1.2381 |
0.04070 |
168 |
136 |
24 |
8 |
901 |
I never expected getting hit there would make 'em fall off! |
1.2378 |
0.04039 |
185 |
152 |
22 |
11 |
902 |
Helps to have wicket legs. |
1.2378 |
0.03966 |
185 |
151 |
24 |
10 |
903 |
First time at the croquet corral? |
1.2378 |
0.04434 |
143 |
116 |
20 |
7 |
904 |
Bet they’re all sittin’ out there writin’ captions about ‘the croquet corral’…” |
1.2375 |
0.04297 |
160 |
131 |
20 |
9 |
905 |
Dem dere new no gun laws kinda harsh, ay Zeke?! |
1.2373 |
0.04165 |
177 |
146 |
20 |
11 |
906 |
This is the Croquet Corral. Much more civilized than over at the O.K.. |
1.2372 |
0.04277 |
156 |
127 |
21 |
8 |
907 |
Wyatt is about to learn that riding sidesaddle, is the only way he’s gettin’ home. |
1.2372 |
0.04179 |
156 |
126 |
23 |
7 |
908 |
Another deadly shot at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2370 |
0.03901 |
173 |
139 |
27 |
7 |
909 |
In my day we settled things a little differently. |
1.2370 |
0.03986 |
173 |
140 |
25 |
8 |
910 |
The revisionist history of the Wild West can't start too soon. |
1.2370 |
0.03986 |
173 |
140 |
25 |
8 |
911 |
Someday human legs will be replaced by metal wickets, and they'll call it progress |
1.2368 |
0.03818 |
190 |
154 |
27 |
9 |
912 |
Less interesting, granted, but also less cleanup. |
1.2367 |
0.04048 |
169 |
137 |
24 |
8 |
913 |
Pickle ball got nothin' on us! |
1.2364 |
0.03929 |
165 |
132 |
27 |
6 |
914 |
I’d say this town IS big enough for the both of ‘em. |
1.2364 |
0.04202 |
165 |
135 |
21 |
9 |
915 |
They both have been too long in the saddle. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
916 |
They're Vermont cowboys. |
1.2360 |
0.03991 |
161 |
129 |
26 |
6 |
917 |
I reckon he had the bigger horse. |
1.2360 |
0.04087 |
161 |
130 |
24 |
7 |
918 |
It's sort of Corn-Hole for cowboys. |
1.2360 |
0.03987 |
178 |
145 |
24 |
9 |
919 |
So, this is what gun control in the West looks like. |
1.2357 |
0.04602 |
140 |
115 |
17 |
8 |
920 |
It’s less bloody and way more entertaining. |
1.2357 |
0.04155 |
157 |
127 |
23 |
7 |
921 |
Showdowns ain't what they used to be. |
1.2357 |
0.04155 |
157 |
127 |
23 |
7 |
922 |
Things have been very peaceful since they passed that gun reform bill. |
1.2356 |
0.03881 |
174 |
140 |
27 |
7 |
923 |
Same size balls but ones got a bigger spread |
1.2356 |
0.04130 |
174 |
143 |
21 |
10 |
924 |
I wish these got-damn fuckers’d finish up with this silly nonsense. |
1.2353 |
0.04344 |
187 |
159 |
12 |
16 |
925 |
Boy, those really are some balls!! |
1.2353 |
0.04425 |
153 |
126 |
18 |
9 |
926 |
Billy: once a kid, always a kid. |
1.2353 |
0.04359 |
170 |
142 |
16 |
12 |
927 |
Wait until you see One-Legged Lenny play. |
1.2349 |
0.04266 |
166 |
137 |
19 |
10 |
928 |
Boring? This is a clear-cut case of mallets aforethought. |
1.2349 |
0.04350 |
166 |
138 |
17 |
11 |
929 |
No gun deaths – instead, they’ll both have a stroke. |
1.2349 |
0.04091 |
166 |
135 |
23 |
8 |
930 |
Quickest mallet in the west…. |
1.2349 |
0.04001 |
166 |
134 |
25 |
7 |
931 |
What kind of showdown were you expecting? |
1.2349 |
0.04084 |
149 |
119 |
25 |
5 |
932 |
They’re calling this dickle balls |
1.2346 |
0.04345 |
179 |
151 |
14 |
14 |
933 |
The Hunger Games are much better back home. |
1.2346 |
0.04625 |
179 |
155 |
6 |
18 |
934 |
Dueling has lost its spark. |
1.2346 |
0.04249 |
162 |
133 |
20 |
9 |
935 |
I miss using guns. What good is it to both be left standing? |
1.2346 |
0.04249 |
162 |
133 |
20 |
9 |
936 |
It doesn't feel quite as 'wild' since they stopped using lawn darts. |
1.2345 |
0.04486 |
145 |
119 |
18 |
8 |
937 |
It's a wicket game they play. |
1.2339 |
0.04174 |
171 |
141 |
20 |
10 |
938 |
The stakes ain’t so damned high here at the croquet corral. |
1.2339 |
0.03919 |
171 |
138 |
26 |
7 |
939 |
I should have read the fine print about today’s shootout |
1.2338 |
0.04398 |
154 |
127 |
18 |
9 |
940 |
The winner will pay a round of decaf lattes at the saloon |
1.2338 |
0.04099 |
154 |
124 |
24 |
6 |
941 |
So, we’re witnessing the shootout at the croquet corral. |
1.2337 |
0.04040 |
184 |
152 |
21 |
11 |
942 |
This town ain’t bigoted and violent enough for the both of us. |
1.2337 |
0.04040 |
184 |
152 |
21 |
11 |
943 |
It’s a long forgotten masculine rodeo event with bulls’ balls. |
1.2335 |
0.04327 |
167 |
139 |
17 |
11 |
944 |
Connecticut transplants. |
1.2335 |
0.03979 |
167 |
135 |
25 |
7 |
945 |
Crime rates have been down 50% ever since Billy bought that croquet set |
1.2335 |
0.04069 |
167 |
136 |
23 |
8 |
946 |
The unintended consequences of gun control. |
1.2335 |
0.04069 |
167 |
136 |
23 |
8 |
947 |
It starts out friendly. |
1.2335 |
0.03887 |
167 |
134 |
27 |
6 |
948 |
Their mamas didn't let them grow up. |
1.2333 |
0.04025 |
180 |
148 |
22 |
10 |
949 |
The game started at 12pm twenty years ago. |
1.2333 |
0.04025 |
180 |
148 |
22 |
10 |
950 |
They're calling it The Shootout at the Croquet Corral |
1.2332 |
0.03764 |
193 |
157 |
27 |
9 |
951 |
It's more interesting when the whole Wicket family plays. |
1.2331 |
0.04225 |
163 |
134 |
20 |
9 |
952 |
Showdown at the O.K. Croquet. Wicked wickets! |
1.2331 |
0.04401 |
163 |
136 |
16 |
11 |
953 |
The trick is to hit the ball through the hoop without hitting the balls. |
1.2331 |
0.03850 |
163 |
130 |
28 |
5 |
954 |
Why'd ya reckon them horses gotta be invisible? |
1.2330 |
0.04007 |
176 |
144 |
23 |
9 |
955 |
Wells Fargo said they had "supply chain issues" with the wickets. |
1.2327 |
0.04389 |
159 |
132 |
17 |
10 |
956 |
Can you picture John Wayne doing this? |
1.2326 |
0.04069 |
172 |
141 |
22 |
9 |
957 |
Do you feel ridicule or serendipity? |
1.2326 |
0.03985 |
172 |
140 |
24 |
8 |
958 |
Nothing like knee replacement to improve your game. |
1.2323 |
0.04276 |
155 |
127 |
20 |
8 |
959 |
We did it. We made America great again |
1.2323 |
0.04276 |
155 |
127 |
20 |
8 |
960 |
It's a wicket duel of the West. |
1.2321 |
0.04134 |
168 |
138 |
21 |
9 |
961 |
Wickets or rickets? |
1.2321 |
0.04303 |
168 |
140 |
17 |
11 |
962 |
Croquet at the O.K. is what them Earp brothers call it. |
1.2321 |
0.04134 |
168 |
138 |
21 |
9 |
963 |
The object is to locate two balls between your legs. |
1.2320 |
0.04005 |
181 |
149 |
22 |
10 |
964 |
So Dark Branden took their guns? |
1.2320 |
0.04152 |
194 |
164 |
15 |
15 |
965 |
It's a showdown at high tea. |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
966 |
I hear that out east they play on grass. |
1.2318 |
0.04144 |
151 |
122 |
23 |
6 |
967 |
Good news is, the town's life expectancy is up." |
1.2317 |
0.04020 |
164 |
133 |
24 |
7 |
968 |
If they are tied at the end of regulation,they go to a shoot-out. |
1.2316 |
0.03905 |
177 |
144 |
25 |
8 |
969 |
The T-Bone Twins don’t know the difference between bowling and bow legged. |
1.2313 |
0.04636 |
147 |
123 |
14 |
10 |
970 |
No, this is Croquet Corral. No gunfights. A lot of people make that mistake. |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
971 |
Whatever happened to shooting each other? |
1.2312 |
0.04085 |
160 |
130 |
23 |
7 |
972 |
Proof that gun control works! |
1.2312 |
0.04048 |
173 |
142 |
22 |
9 |
973 |
This one’s gonna be a sticky wicket. |
1.2312 |
0.04048 |
173 |
142 |
22 |
9 |
974 |
All this tension- why don't they just kiss already? |
1.2312 |
0.03878 |
173 |
140 |
26 |
7 |
975 |
It takes real balls to play this game! |
1.2308 |
0.04280 |
169 |
141 |
17 |
11 |
976 |
Duels just ain't the same since they done away with lawn darts. |
1.2308 |
0.04112 |
169 |
139 |
21 |
9 |
977 |
Only the truly wicket can make it through Croquet Corral. |
1.2303 |
0.04045 |
178 |
147 |
21 |
10 |
978 |
It's less violent, but sometimes the rage it generates is a little scary. |
1.2303 |
0.04179 |
165 |
136 |
20 |
9 |
979 |
The winner has to face Black Bart in a badminton death match. |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
980 |
A badger stole their pickleball. |
1.2303 |
0.04223 |
152 |
124 |
21 |
7 |
981 |
We were going to call it pickleball, but the name was taken. |
1.2299 |
0.04267 |
174 |
146 |
16 |
12 |
982 |
It's our latest attempt to keep viewers past the high-noon slot. |
1.2299 |
0.03943 |
174 |
142 |
24 |
8 |
983 |
Tell me again why you have hope for the future of humanity. |
1.2298 |
0.04249 |
161 |
133 |
19 |
9 |
984 |
I bet Wild Bill Hickok is rolling in his grave. |
1.2298 |
0.03965 |
161 |
130 |
25 |
6 |
985 |
The Choose Your Weapon policy needs review |
1.2298 |
0.03965 |
161 |
130 |
25 |
6 |
986 |
If you're interested, I crochet. |
1.2296 |
0.04454 |
135 |
110 |
19 |
6 |
987 |
Sure beats waking up at dawn. |
1.2294 |
0.04004 |
170 |
139 |
23 |
8 |
988 |
Can you believe this is only the semi-final! |
1.2294 |
0.03734 |
170 |
136 |
29 |
5 |
989 |
I’m gonna tell people it was a gunfight instead. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
990 |
Before we had fat horses the game could take forever. |
1.2291 |
0.04025 |
179 |
148 |
21 |
10 |
991 |
Shoot out at the croquet corral . . . |
1.2289 |
0.04067 |
166 |
136 |
22 |
8 |
992 |
Duels aren't what they used to be |
1.2289 |
0.04328 |
166 |
139 |
16 |
11 |
993 |
Now that’s what I call « ball busting » play. |
1.2288 |
0.04095 |
153 |
124 |
23 |
6 |
994 |
'I'm inclined to say sticky wicket, but this is a cowboy cartoon." |
1.2288 |
0.04683 |
153 |
130 |
11 |
12 |
995 |
It’s just another day at the O.K. Croquet. |
1.2288 |
0.03934 |
153 |
125 |
22 |
6 |
996 |
The nanny state really ruined showdowns. |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
997 |
I prefer it with guns. |
1.2286 |
0.04087 |
175 |
145 |
20 |
10 |
998 |
The new sheriff is woke. |
1.2286 |
0.03923 |
175 |
143 |
24 |
8 |
999 |
Wait, is this the Croquet Corral? |
1.2284 |
0.03844 |
162 |
130 |
27 |
5 |
1000 |
' who knew the new gun laws would be so much fun!" |
1.2284 |
0.04225 |
162 |
134 |
19 |
9 |
1001 |
Sometimes it is a split decision. |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
1002 |
I have yet to see anyone take down ol' Davey Croquet in a shootout. |
1.2284 |
0.04314 |
162 |
135 |
17 |
10 |
1003 |
They have some balls to play like that! |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
1004 |
You know what would make this better? Horses. |
1.2282 |
0.04164 |
149 |
121 |
22 |
6 |
1005 |
I’m all for gun control but this is kind of lame. |
1.2282 |
0.04479 |
149 |
124 |
16 |
9 |
1006 |
Fine. But you'll have to rename it the Croquet Corral |
1.2282 |
0.04479 |
149 |
124 |
16 |
9 |
1007 |
It starts at high noon but it can take forever |
1.2281 |
0.03714 |
171 |
137 |
29 |
5 |
1008 |
They're from France. |
1.2281 |
0.03806 |
171 |
138 |
27 |
6 |
1009 |
They best ought to see a man about a horse. |
1.2279 |
0.04038 |
136 |
108 |
25 |
3 |
1010 |
How we roll in this one horse town. |
1.2279 |
0.04299 |
136 |
110 |
21 |
5 |
1011 |
Good thing it doesn’t bounce. |
1.2278 |
0.04202 |
158 |
130 |
20 |
8 |
1012 |
I miss the old days. |
1.2278 |
0.04297 |
158 |
131 |
18 |
9 |
1013 |
How can you tell if someone is winning? |
1.2276 |
0.05007 |
123 |
103 |
12 |
8 |
1014 |
The polo ponies unionized and went on strike. |
1.2275 |
0.03955 |
167 |
136 |
24 |
7 |
1015 |
That dadburn' Gummint' gun control!
I remember when these showdowns were a lot more exciting! |
1.2275 |
0.04133 |
167 |
138 |
20 |
9 |
1016 |
It's not as exciting since they banned the guns |
1.2275 |
0.04045 |
167 |
137 |
22 |
8 |
1017 |
It's actually harder than it looks. |
1.2275 |
0.03671 |
167 |
133 |
30 |
4 |
1018 |
Well, what kinda fight were you expectin' at the Croquet Corral? |
1.2273 |
0.04468 |
154 |
129 |
15 |
10 |
1019 |
Some damn fool heard croquet instead of O.K.,and we’ve been screwed ever since. |
1.2273 |
0.04372 |
154 |
128 |
17 |
9 |
1020 |
There's a new sheriff in town. |
1.2273 |
0.04381 |
132 |
107 |
20 |
5 |
1021 |
There's way fewer deaths but way more busted balls. |
1.2273 |
0.04654 |
154 |
131 |
11 |
12 |
1022 |
If you think this is exciting, wait til the saddle-stitching competition |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
1023 |
That new zoning law made the town big enough for a lot of things. |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
1024 |
Yeah, back East they still use wickets. We don't need 'em here. |
1.2270 |
0.04463 |
163 |
138 |
13 |
12 |
1025 |
I didn't realize it was "Croquet Corral." |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1026 |
Polo just ain't the same without the horses. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
1027 |
They thought you said "Showdown at the croquet corral!" |
1.2267 |
0.04130 |
172 |
143 |
19 |
10 |
1028 |
We really need a good rain so they can put them real hoops back in. |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
1029 |
I miss the old Old West. |
1.2267 |
0.04246 |
150 |
123 |
20 |
7 |
1030 |
You got bad directions--this here is the Tame West. |
1.2264 |
0.04272 |
159 |
132 |
18 |
9 |
1031 |
Back in my day there was more tumbleweed |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
1032 |
Things sure got boring after the handgun restrictions. |
1.2263 |
0.04395 |
137 |
112 |
19 |
6 |
1033 |
Marshall Dillon just submitted his retirement papers. |
1.2262 |
0.03933 |
168 |
137 |
24 |
7 |
1034 |
We have our own way of settling disputes here at the Croquet Corral |
1.2260 |
0.04211 |
146 |
119 |
21 |
6 |
1035 |
This is only the first part of the duel. Later, we get to vote on which of them made a tastier cucumber sandwich. |
1.2260 |
0.04739 |
146 |
124 |
11 |
11 |
1036 |
This Elon vs Zuckerburg cage match isn't what I thought it was going to be. |
1.2260 |
0.04430 |
146 |
121 |
17 |
8 |
1037 |
Gentrification strikes again! |
1.2260 |
0.03736 |
146 |
115 |
29 |
2 |
1038 |
We all walk like that once our balls have been hit. |
1.2260 |
0.04430 |
146 |
121 |
17 |
8 |
1039 |
I used to manage hotel monopolies on Park Place and Boardwalk, but I always dreamed of a simple retirement like this out West. |
1.2260 |
0.03964 |
177 |
146 |
22 |
9 |
1040 |
Finally, a town that's big enough for them two of them. |
1.2258 |
0.04442 |
155 |
130 |
15 |
10 |
1041 |
He's the fastest wicket splittin draw in the west |
1.2258 |
0.03724 |
155 |
123 |
29 |
3 |
1042 |
You're right, it IS nicer without his incessant play-by-play commentary. |
1.2256 |
0.03994 |
164 |
134 |
23 |
7 |
1043 |
Quite the sticky wickets. |
1.2256 |
0.03994 |
164 |
134 |
23 |
7 |
1044 |
Whatever you do, don't call it the Showdown at Croquet Corral. |
1.2256 |
0.04178 |
164 |
136 |
19 |
9 |
1045 |
When the "wickets" get sticky it's time to end the match. |
1.2256 |
0.04480 |
133 |
109 |
18 |
6 |
1046 |
I’d hate to know why his wicket is sticky. |
1.2254 |
0.04189 |
173 |
145 |
17 |
11 |
1047 |
You have to admit, their wicket stance is damn near perfect. |
1.2254 |
0.04401 |
142 |
117 |
18 |
7 |
1048 |
The stakes couldn’t be higher. |
1.2254 |
0.04401 |
142 |
117 |
18 |
7 |
1049 |
Beats baseball |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
1050 |
This game goes a lot better with bullets |
1.2252 |
0.04324 |
151 |
125 |
18 |
8 |
1051 |
Not a bad way to unwind after three days in the saddle. |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
1052 |
Neither one has enough balls to win! |
1.2251 |
0.03904 |
191 |
159 |
21 |
11 |
1053 |
These boys have been on the range waaay too long! |
1.2250 |
0.04517 |
160 |
136 |
12 |
12 |
1054 |
It's more interesting with human wickets, don't you think? |
1.2250 |
0.04058 |
160 |
131 |
22 |
7 |
1055 |
You said it, Zeke! A showdown like this takes real balls. |
1.2250 |
0.03910 |
160 |
132 |
21 |
7 |
1056 |
I miss the holster part. |
1.2249 |
0.03912 |
169 |
138 |
24 |
7 |
1057 |
There’s a lot more action when Doreen and Maggie play pickleball. |
1.2249 |
0.04339 |
169 |
143 |
14 |
12 |
1058 |
I'm guessing it will be a split decision. |
1.2249 |
0.03912 |
169 |
138 |
24 |
7 |
1059 |
I prefer the gun action, it's shorter. |
1.2249 |
0.04001 |
169 |
139 |
22 |
8 |
1060 |
The horse looked on and wondered: what was it the animals had done that allowed these fools to take over the world. |
1.2249 |
0.04174 |
169 |
141 |
18 |
10 |
1061 |
Polo without horses? Looks like we need to upgrade to the Better Than O.K. Corral. |
1.2249 |
0.04257 |
169 |
142 |
16 |
11 |
1062 |
Oh, one of them's gonna shoot the other. It's just more satisfying when it finally happens. |
1.2249 |
0.04001 |
169 |
139 |
22 |
8 |
1063 |
It's not the balls on the ground that I'd worry about - if you know what I mean. |
1.2247 |
0.04024 |
178 |
148 |
20 |
10 |
1064 |
Remember how tough it was with six shooters - we couldn't get them to roll properly at all. |
1.2246 |
0.04366 |
138 |
113 |
19 |
6 |
1065 |
That there’s Billy the Mallet - they say he’s got the stickiest wickets in the west. |
1.2245 |
0.04185 |
147 |
120 |
21 |
6 |
1066 |
Those hip replacements sure are workin’ well. |
1.2245 |
0.04609 |
147 |
124 |
13 |
10 |
1067 |
My guy just said, “You will ‘croque’ monsieur!” |
1.2245 |
0.04507 |
147 |
123 |
15 |
9 |
1068 |
When are they gonna learn -- too much starch! |
1.2245 |
0.04402 |
147 |
122 |
17 |
8 |
1069 |
They say it's less painful than horseshoes. |
1.2245 |
0.04402 |
147 |
122 |
17 |
8 |
1070 |
These duels to the death have been so slow ever since the new gun control regulations. |
1.2244 |
0.04416 |
156 |
131 |
15 |
10 |
1071 |
I mean, sure, the high noon shootout was fun, but why doesn't anyone ever stay for the 3:00 events? |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
1072 |
You see, they banned the lawn darts. |
1.2244 |
0.03813 |
156 |
125 |
27 |
4 |
1073 |
I reckon that there bull over there misses his balls. |
1.2242 |
0.04064 |
165 |
136 |
21 |
8 |
1074 |
If 'n it was me, I don't reckon I'd challenge Wicket Erp. |
1.2241 |
0.04004 |
174 |
144 |
21 |
9 |
1075 |
As an innocent bystander I feel a lot safer but as a morbid spectator I’m bored as shit. |
1.2239 |
0.04574 |
134 |
111 |
16 |
7 |
1076 |
I do enjoy the tranquil pas de deux before they commence to beating each other with them thar mallets. |
1.2237 |
0.04195 |
152 |
125 |
20 |
7 |
1077 |
Near time for the whiskey n' cucumber sandwich intermission. |
1.2237 |
0.04298 |
152 |
126 |
18 |
8 |
1078 |
This is how we do things on the Croquet Corral |
1.2237 |
0.04398 |
152 |
127 |
16 |
9 |
1079 |
seems unfair that Jeb has a wider stance. |
1.2235 |
0.03565 |
170 |
138 |
27 |
5 |
1080 |
I really miss the 2nd amendment. |
1.2231 |
0.05181 |
121 |
103 |
9 |
9 |
1081 |
Things just haven’t been the same since Kevin Costner left |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1082 |
Showdown at the Croquet Corral! |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
1083 |
It’s a shootout at the croquet corral. |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
1084 |
That there is “two-shot” Dave. Fastest mallet this side of the pickleball courts. |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
1085 |
I guess this town actually was big enough for the both of them |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
1086 |
Dueling ain't what it used to be. |
1.2229 |
0.04200 |
157 |
130 |
19 |
8 |
1087 |
Back in my day we used pistols. |
1.2229 |
0.03682 |
157 |
125 |
29 |
3 |
1088 |
We're re-branding it the "Croquet Corral" |
1.2229 |
0.04389 |
166 |
141 |
13 |
12 |
1089 |
Croquet Corral's not as good as the O.K. |
1.2229 |
0.04042 |
166 |
137 |
21 |
8 |
1090 |
It's the upside of havimg rickets. |
1.2229 |
0.04132 |
166 |
138 |
19 |
9 |
1091 |
It's the Hoop boys from the O.K. Croquet. |
1.2229 |
0.03983 |
175 |
145 |
21 |
9 |
1092 |
Maybe they shouldn't have spent quite so much time on horseback? |
1.2228 |
0.03925 |
184 |
153 |
21 |
10 |
1093 |
You think this is dull? They used to settle their quarrels with chess. |
1.2228 |
0.03936 |
193 |
162 |
19 |
12 |
1094 |
At the Cro-K Corral, this IS a shoot-out. |
1.2222 |
0.04200 |
162 |
135 |
18 |
9 |
1095 |
This newfangled polo seems to have something missing. |
1.2222 |
0.03996 |
144 |
116 |
24 |
4 |
1096 |
Well, it rhymes with the original, anyway. |
1.2222 |
0.04066 |
153 |
125 |
22 |
6 |
1097 |
How can folks who don't ride horses play this game? |
1.2222 |
0.04118 |
153 |
128 |
17 |
8 |
1098 |
Actually, I believe it was the Gen X-ers who ruined irony. ‘Honestly don’t know what’s going on with these guys. |
1.2222 |
0.04495 |
180 |
157 |
6 |
17 |
1099 |
Supply chain disruptions continue to plague the Oregon Trail. |
1.2222 |
0.04013 |
162 |
133 |
22 |
7 |
1100 |
Never dull at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2222 |
0.03817 |
162 |
131 |
26 |
5 |
1101 |
I still prefer the old-fashioned
shootout, myself. |
1.2222 |
0.03916 |
162 |
132 |
24 |
6 |
1102 |
Here's an idea.... |
1.2222 |
0.04663 |
135 |
113 |
14 |
8 |
1103 |
John Wicket is his name. Wait til he gets mad. |
1.2222 |
0.03817 |
162 |
131 |
26 |
5 |
1104 |
Rodeos ain't what they used to be in our day, Jed. |
1.2216 |
0.03708 |
176 |
143 |
27 |
6 |
1105 |
You gotta' watch out for a big bounce. |
1.2216 |
0.04020 |
167 |
138 |
21 |
8 |
1106 |
If this doesn't whip up the tourists, nothing will. |
1.2215 |
0.03875 |
158 |
128 |
25 |
5 |
1107 |
Somehow the click of the mallet lacks the panache of a resounding gunshot |
1.2215 |
0.03875 |
158 |
128 |
25 |
5 |
1108 |
What's a wicket? |
1.2215 |
0.04271 |
158 |
132 |
17 |
9 |
1109 |
The lawn sports fan in me loves this. But the undertaker in me absolutely hates it. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
1110 |
Are you sure that's Davy Crockett? |
1.2215 |
0.04023 |
149 |
121 |
23 |
5 |
1111 |
The guy on the left is known as Davy Croquet. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
1112 |
Looks like the Wicket Brothers are at it again. |
1.2215 |
0.04243 |
149 |
123 |
19 |
7 |
1113 |
They took to it after I tole 'em it's a game called Crockett. |
1.2215 |
0.04348 |
149 |
124 |
17 |
8 |
1114 |
Kids and their newfangled shootouts. |
1.2214 |
0.04309 |
140 |
115 |
19 |
6 |
1115 |
I hope they're wearing cups. |
1.2214 |
0.04097 |
131 |
105 |
23 |
3 |
1116 |
I feel more stupid fer jus watchin'. |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1117 |
This is what happens when you bring a mallet to a gunfight. |
1.2209 |
0.04023 |
172 |
143 |
20 |
9 |
1118 |
Politically correct or not, I say we go back to gunfights. |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
1119 |
This is not my first rodeo, but sonething sure doesn't seem right |
1.2209 |
0.03990 |
163 |
134 |
22 |
7 |
1120 |
You should have been here yesterday when they were playing corn hole. |
1.2209 |
0.03796 |
163 |
132 |
26 |
5 |
1121 |
Do ya remember when they used to hit each others' balls? |
1.2209 |
0.03894 |
163 |
133 |
24 |
6 |
1122 |
They're gonna write songs about that Davy. Davy Croquet, king of the Wild Front Tier 3 Yard Game Tournament. |
1.2209 |
0.03990 |
163 |
134 |
22 |
7 |
1123 |
It’s nice to have a sport you can play with saddle sores. |
1.2209 |
0.03990 |
163 |
134 |
22 |
7 |
1124 |
'Davy Croquet is on fire today.' |
1.2209 |
0.03990 |
163 |
134 |
22 |
7 |
1125 |
It's what happens when the NRA can no longer lobby. |
1.2208 |
0.04247 |
154 |
128 |
18 |
8 |
1126 |
Isn't gun control great? |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
1127 |
The neighbors are complaining about the noise. |
1.2208 |
0.04247 |
154 |
128 |
18 |
8 |
1128 |
It's easier than carrying around all those little metal wickets. |
1.2208 |
0.04346 |
154 |
129 |
16 |
9 |
1129 |
Never shoulda revoked that Second Amendment. |
1.2208 |
0.04442 |
154 |
130 |
14 |
10 |
1130 |
2 ball in the side pocket! |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
1131 |
Next event is Cornhole. |
1.2207 |
0.04318 |
145 |
120 |
18 |
7 |
1132 |
These shootouts have gone completely woke. |
1.2207 |
0.04535 |
145 |
122 |
14 |
9 |
1133 |
Beats pickleball, at least. |
1.2206 |
0.04000 |
136 |
109 |
24 |
3 |
1134 |
Clever use of legs for wickets |
1.2203 |
0.03690 |
177 |
144 |
27 |
6 |
1135 |
I prefer salmon croquet |
1.2202 |
0.03998 |
168 |
139 |
21 |
8 |
1136 |
Well, I still like the old fashioned shoot-out. |
1.2202 |
0.03908 |
168 |
138 |
23 |
7 |
1137 |
Goddamn guvmint liberals confiscated their guns. |
1.2201 |
0.04692 |
159 |
138 |
7 |
14 |
1138 |
They have to watch for high bounces. |
1.2201 |
0.04339 |
159 |
134 |
15 |
10 |
1139 |
God made man. Croquet made them Civil. |
1.2200 |
0.03999 |
150 |
122 |
23 |
5 |
1140 |
they'd be no match for ol' "Knock-Knees" Nelson |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
1141 |
Quickest mallet in the West, hands down. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1142 |
This is better than watching paint dry. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1143 |
They call it the OK croquet.” |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1144 |
First one of 'em that figures out how to get 3 feet of altitude on his shot is gonna win this thing. |
1.2197 |
0.04726 |
132 |
111 |
13 |
8 |
1145 |
Hmmm, that’s not cricket. |
1.2194 |
0.03577 |
155 |
123 |
30 |
2 |
1146 |
Showdowns are more relaxed here at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2194 |
0.04018 |
155 |
127 |
22 |
6 |
1147 |
This is what happens when the woke get involved. |
1.2192 |
0.04400 |
146 |
122 |
16 |
8 |
1148 |
Can you imagine doing this on horseback!! |
1.2192 |
0.04065 |
146 |
119 |
22 |
5 |
1149 |
Just wait to see Butch’s face when he realises the second ball is an old grenade |
1.2192 |
0.04180 |
146 |
120 |
20 |
6 |
1150 |
I wonder if this event is going to be at the Stampede next year. |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1151 |
I much prefer my role as referee rather than sheriff. |
1.2189 |
0.03977 |
169 |
140 |
21 |
8 |
1152 |
They don’t allow sticky wickets in this town. |
1.2185 |
0.04397 |
151 |
127 |
15 |
9 |
1153 |
Whippersnappers! Bow of leg and short of balls. |
1.2185 |
0.04191 |
151 |
125 |
19 |
7 |
1154 |
This isn"t Dodge anymore. |
1.2185 |
0.04295 |
151 |
126 |
17 |
8 |
1155 |
If they were real cowboys, they'd settle it with a good game of horseshoes." |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
1156 |
The doc says it’s just seasonal depression. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1157 |
I guess the town got big enough for both of them. |
1.2183 |
0.04483 |
142 |
119 |
15 |
8 |
1158 |
At least it's quieter than pickleball. |
1.2182 |
0.04218 |
165 |
139 |
16 |
10 |
1159 |
I miss the days before gun control. |
1.2182 |
0.04130 |
165 |
138 |
18 |
9 |
1160 |
You know, I just don't get millennials. |
1.2182 |
0.04130 |
165 |
138 |
18 |
9 |
1161 |
In our day, duels were less painful to watch. |
1.2182 |
0.04218 |
165 |
139 |
16 |
10 |
1162 |
Think about what life was like before this kind of excitement. |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1163 |
Ever since we became the Civilized West, these duels just haven't felt the same. |
1.2180 |
0.04571 |
133 |
111 |
15 |
7 |
1164 |
Seems they take "Care to step outside 'n settle this like gentlemen?" a mite more literally 'round these parts. |
1.2179 |
0.04294 |
156 |
131 |
16 |
9 |
1165 |
Thanks to rickets,players become wickets |
1.2179 |
0.04197 |
156 |
130 |
18 |
8 |
1166 |
I'm a Swiftee myself. |
1.2177 |
0.03923 |
147 |
119 |
24 |
4 |
1167 |
The west ain't so wild anymore. |
1.2176 |
0.03488 |
170 |
136 |
31 |
3 |
1168 |
You should see them try and be the double hoops at the start of the game. |
1.2176 |
0.03955 |
170 |
141 |
21 |
8 |
1169 |
If you think the Croquet Corral is mild, you should see the Crochet Corral. |
1.2174 |
0.03910 |
161 |
132 |
23 |
6 |
1170 |
My horse insisted on front row seats or he wasn't going to come. |
1.2174 |
0.04198 |
161 |
135 |
17 |
9 |
1171 |
I done told Bill gettin’ a thinner horse would improve his game. |
1.2174 |
0.04104 |
161 |
134 |
19 |
8 |
1172 |
Them clowns ain't just hopeless. They're hoopless. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1173 |
Never thought the feud would come to the Croquet Corral, did we, Jesse? |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1174 |
Because pickleball is not an option. |
1.2171 |
0.04166 |
152 |
126 |
19 |
7 |
1175 |
These croquet duels are really hurting the tombstone business. |
1.2171 |
0.04060 |
152 |
125 |
21 |
6 |
1176 |
I didn't have the heart to tell them that we usually play polo on horses around here. |
1.2171 |
0.04370 |
152 |
128 |
15 |
9 |
1177 |
I hire cowboys for my team 'cause they're bow-legged. |
1.2169 |
0.04017 |
166 |
138 |
20 |
8 |
1178 |
You can tell your grandkids you witnessed the shootout at the Croquet Corral! |
1.2169 |
0.03925 |
166 |
137 |
22 |
7 |
1179 |
He did a semester abroad in England. |
1.2168 |
0.04454 |
143 |
120 |
15 |
8 |
1180 |
They really amp it up in post-production |
1.2168 |
0.04109 |
143 |
117 |
21 |
5 |
1181 |
The town is big enough for both of them. |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1182 |
Shootouts aren't what they used to be. |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
23 |
4 |
1183 |
Croquet Corale |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
1184 |
This here is for all the marbles. |
1.2166 |
0.03868 |
157 |
128 |
24 |
5 |
1185 |
More like the OK 'Bore'-al, amirite? |
1.2166 |
0.03868 |
157 |
128 |
24 |
5 |
1186 |
Them fellers are mallet-justed. Git it? |
1.2164 |
0.04414 |
134 |
111 |
17 |
6 |
1187 |
Ironically, more people die this way. |
1.2164 |
0.03934 |
171 |
142 |
21 |
8 |
1188 |
Remember the time I shot a guy during one of these? |
1.2162 |
0.04016 |
148 |
121 |
22 |
5 |
1189 |
It’s an improvement over when they played cornhole. |
1.2162 |
0.03899 |
148 |
120 |
24 |
4 |
1190 |
I saw him play against Erp in Tombstone |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
1191 |
That's not the way we used to play with our balls |
1.2160 |
0.04081 |
162 |
135 |
19 |
8 |
1192 |
One day they’ll call all this the Mild West. |
1.2160 |
0.04174 |
162 |
136 |
17 |
9 |
1193 |
They tried soccer, but the spurs made it a mite ticklish. |
1.2160 |
0.03686 |
162 |
131 |
27 |
4 |
1194 |
Finally… a civilized duel! |
1.2160 |
0.03986 |
162 |
134 |
21 |
7 |
1195 |
This is my least favorite duel pre-show". |
1.2160 |
0.04897 |
125 |
106 |
11 |
8 |
1196 |
It's a final showdown between Sticky Wicket and Hula Hooper. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1197 |
The sheriff took their guns away. |
1.2157 |
0.04344 |
153 |
129 |
15 |
9 |
1198 |
The gun ban really improved our quality of life. |
1.2157 |
0.03928 |
153 |
125 |
23 |
5 |
1199 |
More like "How the West Was Ridiculed". |
1.2157 |
0.04442 |
153 |
130 |
13 |
10 |
1200 |
Kids these days... |
1.2156 |
0.03810 |
167 |
137 |
24 |
6 |
1201 |
Welcome to the Cro-K Corral. |
1.2156 |
0.03903 |
167 |
138 |
22 |
7 |
1202 |
Guess we'll have to change the name to the Croquet Corral. |
1.2153 |
0.04534 |
144 |
122 |
13 |
9 |
1203 |
They've both got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle. Makes it nice. |
1.2153 |
0.03962 |
144 |
117 |
23 |
4 |
1204 |
Wicket Bill Hickok just doesn't have the same ring to it. |
1.2152 |
0.04148 |
158 |
132 |
18 |
8 |
1205 |
Should we tell them they misheard the name of the OK Corral? |
1.2148 |
0.04256 |
135 |
111 |
19 |
5 |
1206 |
They used to have pistols until the neighbors complained about the noise |
1.2148 |
0.04384 |
135 |
112 |
17 |
6 |
1207 |
First rule of Nut Ball: You do not talk about Nut Ball. |
1.2148 |
0.04384 |
135 |
112 |
17 |
6 |
1208 |
Which one is the pickle? |
1.2148 |
0.04124 |
135 |
110 |
21 |
4 |
1209 |
He's the widest wicket in the West. |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
1210 |
Partner, nothing was the same after the California Croquet Rush of 1849, that’s for sure. |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
1211 |
In our day we used lit sticks of dynamite — now it’s just a sissy game. |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
1212 |
If this goes on much longer, we should give them guns. |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
1213 |
Neither of 'em will beat knock-kneed Ned. |
1.2148 |
0.04319 |
149 |
125 |
16 |
8 |
1214 |
I thought you said this was a fight between two WICKED fighters. |
1.2148 |
0.04422 |
149 |
126 |
14 |
9 |
1215 |
Just doesn't sound right - the 'Croquet' Corral. |
1.2147 |
0.03768 |
163 |
133 |
25 |
5 |
1216 |
Takes balls! |
1.2147 |
0.04241 |
163 |
138 |
15 |
10 |
1217 |
I don’t know about you, but I hate all these new rule changes. |
1.2143 |
0.03905 |
154 |
126 |
23 |
5 |
1218 |
Good thing they're ten paces apart or this'd be really painful to watch. |
1.2143 |
0.04509 |
140 |
118 |
14 |
8 |
1219 |
We forgot the hoops, lucky they've been riding' horses all these years |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1220 |
"The good ones can bounce it off a rock and hit your yippers." |
1.2143 |
0.04218 |
154 |
129 |
17 |
8 |
1221 |
Settling their differences like men didn't work, so they're trying "gentlemen" next. |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1222 |
I told you voting democrat was a bad idea. |
1.2143 |
0.04318 |
154 |
130 |
15 |
9 |
1223 |
If I'd have known gun control was this fun, I'd have voted for it a lot sooner. |
1.2143 |
0.04839 |
140 |
121 |
8 |
11 |
1224 |
He’s got the quickest wicket in the West! |
1.2143 |
0.04275 |
140 |
116 |
18 |
6 |
1225 |
Puts a whole new wrinkle on the meaning of a sticky wicket! |
1.2143 |
0.04509 |
140 |
118 |
14 |
8 |
1226 |
O.K. Corral? You must have misheard. |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1227 |
Ever since 'concealed carry' failed, showdowns just ain't been the same. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1228 |
Ya see, this is why I switched to side saddle. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1229 |
Where’s ole’ Pegleg when you need ‘em? |
1.2143 |
0.03898 |
140 |
113 |
24 |
3 |
1230 |
The action never stops at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2138 |
0.03824 |
159 |
130 |
24 |
5 |
1231 |
look at these bozos in bolos. |
1.2138 |
0.04397 |
145 |
122 |
15 |
8 |
1232 |
Elmer called Wayne yellow, and then one thing led to another. |
1.2138 |
0.04287 |
145 |
121 |
17 |
7 |
1233 |
So then Tex sez "This here suburban residential area ain't big enough fer the both of us," and here we are. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
1234 |
It’s been a little different around here ever since they started playing all that Morricone music |
1.2138 |
0.04287 |
145 |
121 |
17 |
7 |
1235 |
Looks like the Advocates For Non-Violence are having an impact! |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
1236 |
It’s quieter than the pistols. |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
1237 |
Hell-bent-for-croquet |
1.2134 |
0.04304 |
164 |
140 |
13 |
11 |
1238 |
30 years on a horse and who needs wickets? |
1.2133 |
0.04187 |
150 |
125 |
18 |
7 |
1239 |
Yeah, it settles a lot of problems and we find there's a lot less blood on the streets. |
1.2132 |
0.03822 |
136 |
109 |
25 |
2 |
1240 |
I asked to see the OK corral. |
1.2132 |
0.03962 |
136 |
110 |
23 |
3 |
1241 |
They say he's got 16 notches on his mallet handle. |
1.2132 |
0.03676 |
136 |
108 |
27 |
1 |
1242 |
This really is a stupid game. |
1.2132 |
0.04829 |
136 |
117 |
9 |
10 |
1243 |
Balls, mallets, and slim fit flex tapered-leg skinny jeans. Sport gets no more elemental than this. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1244 |
Word is, he criticized Zeke's avocado toast. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1245 |
This lawn ain't big enough for the both of them. |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
141 |
116 |
20 |
5 |
1246 |
The most wicket men in the west… |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
1247 |
We call it 'crotchet'. |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
1248 |
The suspense just isn’t the same. |
1.2128 |
0.04248 |
141 |
117 |
18 |
6 |
1249 |
It’s almost like the 2nd Amendment never happened. |
1.2125 |
0.04003 |
160 |
133 |
20 |
7 |
1250 |
The new safety rules have made this competition really boring. |
1.2125 |
0.04100 |
160 |
134 |
18 |
8 |
1251 |
Ain’t no use in fighting it, cowboys were made for croquet. |
1.2125 |
0.03589 |
160 |
129 |
28 |
3 |
1252 |
Seems like they're settin' the wickets farther apart this season. |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
124 |
15 |
7 |
1253 |
Mallets will beat guns every time! |
1.2123 |
0.04148 |
146 |
121 |
19 |
6 |
1254 |
Black Bart’s gang stole the wickets |
1.2123 |
0.04260 |
146 |
122 |
17 |
7 |
1255 |
Neither one of them can afford a polo pony. |
1.2123 |
0.04260 |
146 |
122 |
17 |
7 |
1256 |
Y'know, when I founded the "Cowboy Convalescence Corral", I never dreamed we'd have four members and growing, but we may just beat rickets yet. Now, finish your orange juice, Bronco Billy. |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
1257 |
There are some advantages to being bow legged. |
1.2121 |
0.04567 |
132 |
111 |
14 |
7 |
1258 |
Y'know, Pickleball is starting to look riveting. |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
1259 |
What would Barbie do? |
1.2121 |
0.04567 |
132 |
111 |
14 |
7 |
1260 |
I love a good reenactment of the Croquet Corral. |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
1261 |
I'm not sure why they need to get up at dawn for this, but a duel's a duel... |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
1262 |
Do you have a better idea? |
1.2119 |
0.03943 |
151 |
124 |
22 |
5 |
1263 |
Not much better than watching paint dry. |
1.2119 |
0.04266 |
151 |
127 |
16 |
8 |
1264 |
Well, we're gonna try this at least till the new marshall gets here. |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
1265 |
All the pickle ball courts were booked this week… |
1.2119 |
0.03830 |
151 |
123 |
24 |
4 |
1266 |
I laughed when they said it could be an Olympic sport, but then ... |
1.2119 |
0.04368 |
151 |
128 |
14 |
9 |
1267 |
Let's split the difference and
award them both participation ribbons |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
1268 |
I don’t see how the stakes could be any higher than this. |
1.2119 |
0.04368 |
151 |
128 |
14 |
9 |
1269 |
They just gotta follow their wicket ways. |
1.2118 |
0.03841 |
170 |
141 |
22 |
7 |
1270 |
More tension when they drew pistols. |
1.2118 |
0.03930 |
170 |
142 |
20 |
8 |
1271 |
Wickets, rickets, what's the difference? |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
1272 |
Mallets don't win croquet games, cowboys do. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1273 |
The hombre with the shorter legs is always harder to score-on. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1274 |
Old cowboys never die - they just croquet away |
1.2115 |
0.04169 |
156 |
131 |
17 |
8 |
1275 |
Croquet at the OK Corral...it's just not the same since the frontier closed. |
1.2115 |
0.04068 |
156 |
130 |
19 |
7 |
1276 |
They were told gunpowder’s from China. |
1.2115 |
0.04267 |
156 |
132 |
15 |
9 |
1277 |
As the town undertaker, I prefer the old system. |
1.2113 |
0.04220 |
142 |
118 |
18 |
6 |
1278 |
I hear tell Davy Croquet invented this game. |
1.2113 |
0.04100 |
142 |
117 |
20 |
5 |
1279 |
Using horses would be too posh, they say |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
1280 |
More natural than shooting guns! |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
1281 |
Ya know, you should really come back on Thursday when it’s the Pickleball Brawl. |
1.2113 |
0.03977 |
142 |
116 |
22 |
4 |
1282 |
At high noon, the fighters took a nasty turn. |
1.2112 |
0.04353 |
161 |
138 |
12 |
11 |
1283 |
what do you think is the NRA take on this? |
1.2112 |
0.03882 |
161 |
133 |
22 |
6 |
1284 |
Croquet Corral? I thought this was the O.K. Corral. |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1285 |
Are you sure he said "Croquet Corral"? |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
1286 |
It really opens up the hips. |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
1287 |
It looks like this one is going to be decided by penalty wickets. |
1.2109 |
0.03705 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1288 |
Each player has two balls! |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
1289 |
How y'all like the new gun legislation? |
1.2109 |
0.04342 |
147 |
124 |
15 |
8 |
1290 |
Looks to be a sticky wicket. |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
1291 |
Gun deaths are down, but our casket maker filed for Chapter 11. |
1.2108 |
0.03706 |
166 |
136 |
25 |
5 |
1292 |
This shot could make it sudden death |
1.2108 |
0.03945 |
166 |
141 |
16 |
9 |
1293 |
High Noon came and went. |
1.2105 |
0.04240 |
152 |
128 |
16 |
8 |
1294 |
Global warming, Texas cooling. |
1.2102 |
0.03504 |
157 |
126 |
29 |
2 |
1295 |
Back in my day men used guns and we liked it, dagnabbit! |
1.2102 |
0.04044 |
157 |
131 |
19 |
7 |
1296 |
The loser has to eat a hundred cucumber sandwiches. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1297 |
I don't think we explained wickets very well. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1298 |
I still say it don’t count as a shootout without the wickets and posts. |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1299 |
They used to play with a bigger ball. |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1300 |
That's why they call it the 'Croquet Corral'. |
1.2099 |
0.04239 |
162 |
138 |
14 |
10 |
1301 |
Old polo players. |
1.2099 |
0.03860 |
162 |
134 |
22 |
6 |
1302 |
It's the perfect meeting of cowpoke and refined recreation. |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
1303 |
Looks gol-darn silly without the Mongolian ponies. |
1.2098 |
0.04193 |
143 |
119 |
18 |
6 |
1304 |
Jesse James said on social media that he liked croquet and it went viral |
1.2098 |
0.04193 |
143 |
119 |
18 |
6 |
1305 |
I think they should put some little wire hoops in the ground” |
1.2098 |
0.03825 |
143 |
116 |
24 |
3 |
1306 |
Well there sure are less flies this way. |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
1307 |
It helps if you are bow legged. |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
1308 |
Loser eats Beatrice's stew. |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
1309 |
No that's the other one. This is the croquet corral |
1.2095 |
0.04096 |
148 |
123 |
19 |
6 |
1310 |
These boys don't have the balls to use a six shooter |
1.2095 |
0.04315 |
148 |
125 |
15 |
8 |
1311 |
His 'fly ball' is a killer. |
1.2095 |
0.04096 |
148 |
123 |
19 |
6 |
1312 |
I always thought they got that stance from riding horses. |
1.2095 |
0.03983 |
148 |
122 |
21 |
5 |
1313 |
Yeah, they are pretty good, but you should see the deer and the antelope play. |
1.2093 |
0.04627 |
129 |
109 |
13 |
7 |
1314 |
Can't wait until they allow women to play. |
1.2092 |
0.04315 |
153 |
130 |
14 |
9 |
1315 |
I’m glad they aren’t armed, but there’s still a certain risk involved, don't you think? |
1.2092 |
0.03896 |
153 |
126 |
22 |
5 |
1316 |
I kept telling him all that time on the horse would pay off in retirement. |
1.2092 |
0.03896 |
153 |
126 |
22 |
5 |
1317 |
Not your grandpa's shootout, eh? |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1318 |
You have to admit, this requires a lot more skill than the old way. |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1319 |
There's always a showdown at the croquet corral |
1.2089 |
0.04021 |
158 |
132 |
19 |
7 |
1320 |
They moved down after Covid. |
1.2089 |
0.03919 |
158 |
131 |
21 |
6 |
1321 |
What a shot! No one will ever misremember the name Davy Croquet |
1.2089 |
0.04311 |
158 |
135 |
13 |
10 |
1322 |
I'd know who to root for if one of them was wearin' a white hat. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1323 |
Takes balls to have a mallet fight at the croquet corral |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1324 |
I still think the telegram meant to say ‘Davy CROCKETT.’ |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1325 |
The Wicket Boys' traditional fighting stance is made possible by years of training, focused dedication, and the horses they rode in on. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
1326 |
Shot him right between the thighs… |
1.2083 |
0.04503 |
144 |
123 |
12 |
9 |
1327 |
I never knew I liked ballet. |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
144 |
119 |
20 |
5 |
1328 |
They decided the town was big enough for the both of them |
1.2081 |
0.03953 |
173 |
146 |
18 |
9 |
1329 |
He’s in pole position. |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
1330 |
I keep telling them, "It's wickets, not rickets!" |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1331 |
Seriously? A caption for this drek? |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1332 |
Can't wait til Winter when Curling season begins. |
1.2078 |
0.04189 |
154 |
130 |
16 |
8 |
1333 |
The Not-So-Wild West. |
1.2078 |
0.03873 |
154 |
127 |
22 |
5 |
1334 |
Duels today are not what they used to be. |
1.2077 |
0.04462 |
130 |
109 |
15 |
6 |
1335 |
Are you getting a teensy bit turned on too? |
1.2077 |
0.04462 |
130 |
109 |
15 |
6 |
1336 |
It's called Crolo |
1.2077 |
0.04042 |
130 |
106 |
21 |
3 |
1337 |
…aaaaaand EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY! |
1.2077 |
0.04722 |
130 |
111 |
11 |
8 |
1338 |
Who knew bow-legged croquet would become a thing. |
1.2075 |
0.03998 |
159 |
133 |
19 |
7 |
1339 |
No worry. They’re padded pants. |
1.2075 |
0.03998 |
159 |
133 |
19 |
7 |
1340 |
Croquet Corral? I thought you said O.K. Corral! |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1341 |
Is that what Marshall Earp said? "Meet me at the Croquet Corral?" |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1342 |
We've got ourselves a shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1343 |
I knew those bow legs would come in handy for something eventually |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1344 |
Things just ain't the same since the government took our guns away. |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1345 |
The 10 am game is always boring. Wait two hours. |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1346 |
The secret is to focus on the balls. |
1.2071 |
0.03991 |
140 |
115 |
21 |
4 |
1347 |
Now watch me whip, now watch me croquet |
1.2071 |
0.03926 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1348 |
Fact is we was runnin out of menfolk, and it's an elegant solution. |
1.2071 |
0.04360 |
140 |
118 |
15 |
7 |
1349 |
Did you ever expect that we would play this game on ice and without pistols? |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
1350 |
where's my horse? |
1.2071 |
0.04241 |
140 |
117 |
17 |
6 |
1351 |
High noon at the Crow K corral. |
1.2071 |
0.04241 |
140 |
117 |
17 |
6 |
1352 |
It's just until they clear more space at Boot Hill. |
1.2069 |
0.04366 |
145 |
123 |
14 |
8 |
1353 |
Keep your eye on the guy with the black and blue balls. |
1.2069 |
0.04366 |
145 |
123 |
14 |
8 |
1354 |
I prefer pickleball. |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1355 |
No,Ben,I said,'wicket legs,' not 'wicked legs.' |
1.2069 |
0.04023 |
145 |
120 |
20 |
5 |
1356 |
Back in my day, we used cannonballs |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1357 |
Thank we ought to tell ’em it’s really the OK Corral? |
1.2067 |
0.03819 |
150 |
123 |
23 |
4 |
1358 |
Good old fashioned stake out |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1359 |
It's a poor man's polo. |
1.2066 |
0.04052 |
121 |
98 |
21 |
2 |
1360 |
what a shot |
1.2066 |
0.04136 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1361 |
High noon, I reckon. Tea? |
1.2065 |
0.03958 |
155 |
129 |
20 |
6 |
1362 |
I say we open the corral gate while they're distracted. |
1.2065 |
0.03958 |
155 |
129 |
20 |
6 |
1363 |
I reckon we tell folks we witnessed the shootout at the croquet corral. |
1.2063 |
0.04552 |
126 |
106 |
14 |
6 |
1364 |
Banjos and now this! Maybe it’s time for me to get out of Dodge. |
1.2063 |
0.04953 |
126 |
109 |
8 |
9 |
1365 |
Would you like to see me do my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.2063 |
0.04953 |
126 |
109 |
8 |
9 |
1366 |
I always reckoned legs like that come from riding horses. I guess not. |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1367 |
The next event is Knock-kneed Badminton |
1.2061 |
0.04688 |
131 |
112 |
11 |
8 |
1368 |
Dawn at the Croquet Corral |
1.2059 |
0.03904 |
170 |
143 |
19 |
8 |
1369 |
Well, it still beats women's soccer. |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
1370 |
There has to be a quicker way to settle our differences…. |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1371 |
He needs to tighten up those wickets |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1372 |
SHOWDOWN at the CROKAY CORRAL |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1373 |
Someone rustled the polo ponies?” |
1.2057 |
0.03701 |
141 |
114 |
25 |
2 |
1374 |
It's getting a little dull since they banned guns." |
1.2057 |
0.04331 |
141 |
119 |
15 |
7 |
1375 |
In case you’re wonderin’, they’re Rocky Mountain oysters. |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1376 |
You gotta have balls to play that game. |
1.2057 |
0.04213 |
141 |
118 |
17 |
6 |
1377 |
Smart money on Bart. He rides a smaller horse. |
1.2057 |
0.03835 |
141 |
115 |
23 |
3 |
1378 |
Looks like Davy’s doubling down on his claim that everyone mispronounces his last name. |
1.2057 |
0.04331 |
141 |
119 |
15 |
7 |
1379 |
Duels were more straight-shooting in my day. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1380 |
These nine o'clock matches are everybit as competitive as the high noon duels. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
1381 |
I thought it was called rickets |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
1382 |
Horse country rules. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1383 |
Do you think this is what Republicans think of when we say gun control? |
1.2055 |
0.04228 |
146 |
123 |
16 |
7 |
1384 |
Yep, things have sure changed. It's been a one-horse town for quite the while now. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1385 |
They say LeBron's buying a franchise. |
1.2055 |
0.04338 |
146 |
124 |
14 |
8 |
1386 |
Yessiree, this here's the dawning of the Mild Mild West. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
1387 |
This ain’t exactly a shootout at the OK Coral but it’s all we have. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
1388 |
Can I think of anything that rhymes with "croquet"? Okay.... |
1.2051 |
0.04038 |
156 |
131 |
18 |
7 |
1389 |
I can't help thinking uncomfortable thoughts while watching this game. |
1.2051 |
0.04038 |
156 |
131 |
18 |
7 |
1390 |
They got all excited about Cowboy Croquet after they read Alice In Wonderland. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
1391 |
The Good, the Bad and the British |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
122 |
102 |
15 |
5 |
1392 |
This'll have to do, till the undertaker gets back. |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
1393 |
This motherfucker. |
1.2044 |
0.04649 |
137 |
118 |
10 |
9 |
1394 |
'I've played before and let me tell you the urge to misuse those things is awful. |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
1395 |
Seems safer out here in the suburbs. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1396 |
I told 'em we should have put in a pickleball court. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1397 |
No, this is his LAST rodeo. |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1398 |
"Usually, the guy with the bigger horse loses." |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1399 |
Is this what the city folk call pickleball? |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1400 |
They need to quit moving the goalposts.” |
1.2042 |
0.03940 |
142 |
117 |
21 |
4 |
1401 |
You think the gun duel pre shows add a little excitement? |
1.2042 |
0.03811 |
142 |
116 |
23 |
3 |
1402 |
A woman scorned would take care of this in a jiffy. |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
1403 |
Winner gets a free gun! |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1404 |
Those are two wicket sharpshooters. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1405 |
This is what you get when you elect Democrats |
1.2041 |
0.03973 |
147 |
122 |
20 |
5 |
1406 |
We call 'em croquet cowboys. |
1.2041 |
0.04089 |
147 |
123 |
18 |
6 |
1407 |
Remind me to pick up some wickets. |
1.2039 |
0.04105 |
152 |
128 |
17 |
7 |
1408 |
I kinda miss the old showdowns. |
1.2037 |
0.04026 |
162 |
137 |
17 |
8 |
1409 |
He’s my nephew’s college roommate’s brother’s huckleberry. |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
1410 |
He should have brought his own mallet, as the brochure suggested. |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
1411 |
We’re putting the West back into West Hampton “ |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
1412 |
It’s less bloody than a gunfight, but also less fun to watch. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1413 |
Where "moving the goalposts" takes on new meaning. |
1.2031 |
0.04753 |
128 |
110 |
10 |
8 |
1414 |
I said, ‘Let’s go see a shootout at the OK Corral,’ not the Croquet Corral. |
1.2031 |
0.04621 |
128 |
109 |
12 |
7 |
1415 |
Of all the things you can do in Westworld, they chose this? |
1.2031 |
0.04753 |
128 |
110 |
10 |
8 |
1416 |
I think we’ve crossed into the Mild West |
1.2031 |
0.04347 |
128 |
107 |
16 |
5 |
1417 |
It does lack the drama of a gunfight, but we rather enjoy the tactical element. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1418 |
You know, Seth, that coral gate over yonder gives me an idea how to make this game more interesting. |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
1419 |
Cleetus's butt cheek's are lookin' mighty fine,dontcha think,Jim? |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1420 |
Them horse rustlers have ruined polo season in these parts. |
1.2030 |
0.03959 |
133 |
109 |
21 |
3 |
1421 |
You can usually win the game by aiming a little higher |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1422 |
Last week it was bowling. |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1423 |
Mind the gap! |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1424 |
Corn hole would have been more exciting! |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1425 |
When Trudeau banned hand guns this is what we’re left with? |
1.2030 |
0.04623 |
133 |
114 |
11 |
8 |
1426 |
Lin-Manuel’s always puttin’ a new spin on duelin’. |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1427 |
Tricky being both player and game prop!! |
1.2028 |
0.04389 |
143 |
122 |
13 |
8 |
1428 |
Quite a shoot out at the Croquet Corral! |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1429 |
Call me old-school, but this whole thing seems to call for a Tex Ritter song. |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
1430 |
Get the livestock involved, and they've got rodeo. |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
1431 |
Well, what do you know, these cowboy, actually, DO have Balls! |
1.2028 |
0.03654 |
143 |
116 |
25 |
2 |
1432 |
Infield fly. |
1.2027 |
0.04175 |
148 |
125 |
16 |
7 |
1433 |
We call this a shootout here at the “croquet corral” |
1.2027 |
0.04390 |
148 |
127 |
12 |
9 |
1434 |
Like I always say, mallets don't kill people, bow legged cowboys do... |
1.2027 |
0.04175 |
148 |
125 |
16 |
7 |
1435 |
Trouble's always rollin' in at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2027 |
0.03708 |
148 |
121 |
24 |
3 |
1436 |
I reckon duelin’ ain’t as excitin’ as it used to be, but my croquet stocks are through the roof |
1.2027 |
0.03948 |
148 |
123 |
20 |
5 |
1437 |
I'm calling it the 'Fungight at the Croquet Orral' |
1.2026 |
0.04080 |
153 |
129 |
17 |
7 |
1438 |
They both walk softly and carry a big stick |
1.2025 |
0.03889 |
158 |
132 |
20 |
6 |
1439 |
My money's on Earp. |
1.2025 |
0.03605 |
163 |
134 |
25 |
4 |
1440 |
I like my West wild, not woke. |
1.2017 |
0.04859 |
119 |
102 |
10 |
7 |
1441 |
This is what happens when we became a blue state. |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
1442 |
My ass here could do a better job than these dudes. |
1.2017 |
0.04859 |
119 |
102 |
10 |
7 |
1443 |
No wickets! The rule changes have ruined the game for me. |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1444 |
What did you think when I said they both had balls? |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1445 |
I got an idea. Put’em back on their ponys and get’em longer handles. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1446 |
I miss a good old shoot out. |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
1447 |
Back in my day, we didn't have all these choices. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1448 |
Well Charlie, it's "hammer time"! |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1449 |
If only they'd changed the rules before I took one in the leg. |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1450 |
Is this your first visit to the Croquet Corral? |
1.2016 |
0.04588 |
129 |
110 |
12 |
7 |
1451 |
One more bowl and he wins the wicket. |
1.2015 |
0.03558 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1452 |
They're calling it "the new pickleball" |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1453 |
I am sure there is a Second Amendment right to mallets. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1454 |
It's last man standing, so this might take a while. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1455 |
I thought it was gonna be a croquette eating contest. Whatever we have here is sucking. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1456 |
The Funfight at the Croquet Corral |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
1457 |
Sure, ridin’ the saddle all day hurts but look at the benefits! |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1458 |
They ran out of wickets, but the spurs keep it interesting. |
1.2014 |
0.04354 |
139 |
118 |
14 |
7 |
1459 |
Oh sure, it's exciting as hell, I'll give you that, but I miss the noise, the smoke, the screaming and the diving for cover. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1460 |
Thought this was about malice. Turns out,it was mallets. |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
1461 |
Quiet Wyatt |
1.2014 |
0.04354 |
139 |
118 |
14 |
7 |
1462 |
This is exciting, but I'm waiting for the real action when they go at each other in pickleball. |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
1463 |
Nobody said that repealing the 2nd amendment would be this funny |
1.2014 |
0.04472 |
139 |
119 |
12 |
8 |
1464 |
Ever since Earp and Holliday went through conflict resolution, things have been a lot quieter around here. |
1.2014 |
0.04013 |
144 |
120 |
19 |
5 |
1465 |
Too bad they had to cut down the town's one tree to make the mallets. |
1.2014 |
0.04361 |
144 |
123 |
13 |
8 |
1466 |
Something's missing, but I just can't put my finger on it. |
1.2014 |
0.04013 |
144 |
120 |
19 |
5 |
1467 |
They call it,"Shoot out at the Croquet Corral." |
1.2014 |
0.04248 |
144 |
122 |
15 |
7 |
1468 |
This was life before Netflix |
1.2014 |
0.03763 |
144 |
118 |
23 |
3 |
1469 |
The "no guns in town" rule cain't stop these killers! |
1.2014 |
0.03763 |
144 |
118 |
23 |
3 |
1470 |
It’s always the most bowlegged one who wins. |
1.2013 |
0.04038 |
149 |
125 |
18 |
6 |
1471 |
And that's why it's called the Croquet Corral. |
1.2013 |
0.03431 |
149 |
120 |
28 |
1 |
1472 |
Seems these outlaws attended one garden party too many with the in-laws... |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1473 |
That stance is what got Larry Craig into trouble. |
1.2013 |
0.03544 |
159 |
130 |
26 |
3 |
1474 |
Bowed legs are mandatory at the croquet corral. |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
1475 |
Gun fight at the Croquet Corral |
1.2000 |
0.04436 |
135 |
115 |
13 |
7 |
1476 |
I love championship games. |
1.2000 |
0.04072 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1477 |
It ain't how fast you are, it's your aim that counts. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1478 |
It's easier to get out of the way of than a bullet. |
1.2000 |
0.04442 |
145 |
125 |
11 |
9 |
1479 |
Tomorrow on ESPN2 at 2:30 a.m. The finals of the International Cowboy Croquet League. |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
1480 |
It’s all in the bowed legs! |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1481 |
Dang. I miss Costner. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1482 |
Those spurs make a sticky wicket. |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1483 |
You gotta stick around for the main event. Checkers at high noon! |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1484 |
Pickle ball is to tennis as polo is to what? |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1485 |
Wyatt forgot the wickets? |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1486 |
Gun control. |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1487 |
They used to play it with horseshoes but a miss laid ‘em up for weeks. |
1.2000 |
0.03820 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
1488 |
A better way to settle disputes when you've got 'em by the balls! |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1489 |
On the upside, our croquette team is in the finals. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
1490 |
I've got crabs. |
1.2000 |
0.04325 |
140 |
119 |
14 |
7 |
1491 |
Yep, they're dang good at this, but wait till we get to the balance beam. |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1492 |
Night games are more fun. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1493 |
But he’s awfully good at pickle ball. |
1.2000 |
0.03922 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1494 |
I tell ya Wyatt, gunfights are so yesterday, the smart money is in croquet.” |
1.2000 |
0.04230 |
150 |
128 |
14 |
8 |
1495 |
Were you supposed to be keeping score or was I? |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1496 |
The guy with the hardest balls is always the one left standing at the Croquet Corral. |
1.2000 |
0.04436 |
135 |
115 |
13 |
7 |
1497 |
Two points if goes betwen his legs |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1498 |
You got to admit...setup is quick. Just dismount, grab a mallet and you're ready to play! |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
1499 |
No rest for the wicket. |
1.2000 |
0.04013 |
150 |
126 |
18 |
6 |
1500 |
These fellas wanted one of 'em more civilized, anglo-saxon duels. |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1501 |
It's a showdown at the Croquet Corral. Get it? |
1.2000 |
0.04032 |
155 |
131 |
17 |
7 |
1502 |
I done told her… Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys |
1.2000 |
0.04442 |
140 |
120 |
12 |
8 |
1503 |
So Tombstone is fresh out of guns AND wickets? |
1.1988 |
0.04031 |
171 |
147 |
14 |
10 |
1504 |
I find it ironic that they both only have one ball left. |
1.1988 |
0.04021 |
161 |
137 |
16 |
8 |
1505 |
They'd have to tie me up to watch this, too. Let's go. |
1.1987 |
0.04008 |
156 |
132 |
17 |
7 |
1506 |
...can't wait for the rattlesnake toss! |
1.1987 |
0.03989 |
151 |
127 |
18 |
6 |
1507 |
A showdown at the Croquet Corral is safer than a showdown at the Okay Corral. |
1.1987 |
0.03989 |
151 |
127 |
18 |
6 |
1508 |
Maybe they should've challenged each other to pétanque instead. |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1509 |
That positive masculinity thing has gotten pretty out of hand! |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1510 |
Another consequence of this ridiculous firearms ban" |
1.1986 |
0.04296 |
141 |
120 |
14 |
7 |
1511 |
I'd say the horses deserve all the credit... |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
1512 |
This is a "No Nut Shot" town. These duels can take days! |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
1513 |
This court ain't big enough for the both of them. |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
1514 |
Back in my day, we used guns. |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
1515 |
When they spike the ball, thats when it gets interesting! |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
1516 |
It's been 15-15 for two hours. This is the slowest draw I've ever seen. |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
1517 |
I warned this would happen the minute they took our guns away. |
1.1985 |
0.04528 |
136 |
117 |
11 |
8 |
1518 |
People will remember the infamous Croquet Corral. |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
1519 |
This was more fun when we used guns. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1520 |
I reckon this could be right painful. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1521 |
Blame the new noise ordinance. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1522 |
I know it's stupid, but at least it saves me the trouble of looking for another ranch hand. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1523 |
Wait till they find out this is a winter Olympic sport |
1.1984 |
0.04510 |
126 |
107 |
13 |
6 |
1524 |
We get pickleball next week. |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1525 |
It's been over a week now. I think it's a draw. |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
1526 |
Next season we go with the electronic umpire |
1.1983 |
0.04931 |
116 |
100 |
9 |
7 |
1527 |
He's all hat, no split shot. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
1528 |
Did you hear about the gunfight at the Croquet Corral? |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1529 |
I had my doubts about Garfield's repeal of the second amendment, but this is just great." |
1.1973 |
0.04054 |
147 |
124 |
17 |
6 |
1530 |
He really wants the tea set. |
1.1973 |
0.03565 |
147 |
120 |
25 |
2 |
1531 |
He doesn’t stand a chance . “The Left Handed Mallet” is a killer. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
1532 |
If they don't resolve this by high noon, it's gonna be a sticky wicket. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1533 |
The bow-legged cowboy is a croquet requirement. |
1.1972 |
0.04150 |
142 |
120 |
16 |
6 |
1534 |
This corral is not okay - it's downright dull |
1.1972 |
0.03771 |
142 |
117 |
22 |
3 |
1535 |
Clearly, not too many options out here. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1536 |
I blame Bridgerton. |
1.1972 |
0.04384 |
142 |
122 |
12 |
8 |
1537 |
These two have history. |
1.1971 |
0.04252 |
137 |
116 |
15 |
6 |
1538 |
Things just haven’t been the same in this town since they outlawed guns |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1539 |
I don't think we can call it the wild west anymore. |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1540 |
Just let them use pistols for God's sake! |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
1541 |
Looks like there ain’t room for more’n one of ‘em here in the Hamptons. |
1.1971 |
0.04252 |
137 |
116 |
15 |
6 |
1542 |
I believe they are from Away. |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1543 |
Rather a quaint weapon of choice? |
1.1971 |
0.04252 |
137 |
116 |
15 |
6 |
1544 |
Used to hit 'em a lot harder 'n that. Remember ol' Left Nut McNulty? |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
1545 |
They switch to pistols at high noon. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1546 |
When you lower the stakes this much, it's just not the same. |
1.1970 |
0.04360 |
132 |
112 |
14 |
6 |
1547 |
We have got to stop holding duels within 1,000 feet of a school. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1548 |
I knew there was a reason they called this the croquet corral. |
1.1970 |
0.04491 |
132 |
113 |
12 |
7 |
1549 |
Balled-up greenhorns—they think it’s the Croquet Corral. |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1550 |
We got beat up, for just holding hands. |
1.1970 |
0.04360 |
132 |
112 |
14 |
6 |
1551 |
The French did three things right: Fries, Kissing, and Croquet |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1552 |
I miss the second amendment. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1553 |
I kind of miss the ol' bullet between the eyes. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1554 |
When will the shooting start? |
1.1969 |
0.03714 |
127 |
103 |
23 |
1 |
1555 |
Playdate at the croquet corral |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1556 |
Do You Still Want to Stop for Drinks? |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1557 |
If no one is wearing a white hat, who do you root for? |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
1558 |
Let’s move to the gun round already. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1559 |
Cowboys and Croquet, made for each other. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1560 |
I reckon it'd be better with horses. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1561 |
Can you imagine if people start using guns instead? |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
108 |
6 |
8 |
1562 |
This is when riding a horse comes in handy. |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
1563 |
Hasn’t been the same since they changed the name to Croquet Corral |
1.1967 |
0.04889 |
122 |
106 |
8 |
8 |
1564 |
It helps them unwind after a long ride. |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
1565 |
We don't need wickets. We have a lot of bowlegged cowboys. |
1.1964 |
0.04886 |
112 |
96 |
10 |
6 |
1566 |
Doesn't draw as big of a crowd. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
1567 |
It’s actually just a fashion show. |
1.1961 |
0.04256 |
153 |
132 |
12 |
9 |
1568 |
I got a inklin’ this is gonna end in sudden death overtime |
1.1959 |
0.04142 |
148 |
126 |
15 |
7 |
1569 |
Widest wickets in the West! |
1.1959 |
0.03794 |
148 |
123 |
21 |
4 |
1570 |
We are more civilized now. The winner get's their pistol back" |
1.1959 |
0.03794 |
148 |
123 |
21 |
4 |
1571 |
This kinda thing takes balls. |
1.1958 |
0.04123 |
143 |
121 |
16 |
6 |
1572 |
We settle our differences with civility at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1958 |
0.04123 |
143 |
121 |
16 |
6 |
1573 |
Could be worse. That dude-ranch down the road adopted pickle-ball. |
1.1958 |
0.03877 |
143 |
119 |
20 |
4 |
1574 |
That’s the Croquet Kid. Folks say he’s the fastest mallet in town. |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
1575 |
He’s got a wicked backhand |
1.1958 |
0.03877 |
143 |
119 |
20 |
4 |
1576 |
According to Jason Aldean, this shouldn't happen in a small town. |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
1577 |
Those cowboys sure aren't larger-than-life, but those hoops are sure wider-than-anything. |
1.1957 |
0.04583 |
138 |
120 |
9 |
9 |
1578 |
Shoot-outs are not the same ever since
Shane left town. |
1.1957 |
0.04347 |
138 |
118 |
13 |
7 |
1579 |
Did he call it 'crickets'? |
1.1957 |
0.03829 |
138 |
114 |
21 |
3 |
1580 |
I wish there was a way they could hurry up this slow part and get right to the bludgeoning. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1581 |
When do we start chanting 'defense'? |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1582 |
Poor guy lost his balls |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1583 |
Four bits on Hoopalong Cassidy. |
1.1955 |
0.04586 |
133 |
115 |
10 |
8 |
1584 |
So what do you think of the new gunslinger rules? |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1585 |
Maybe we shouldn't have crossed the picket line |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1586 |
‘Ten paces at dawn’ sure don’t mean what it used to |
1.1955 |
0.04586 |
133 |
115 |
10 |
8 |
1587 |
„…Now if the ball stops right between the legs he has to crouch down and try to lift it up by using just his butt cheeks. And this is basically how the game works.“ |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1588 |
The smart guys grab an opponent with really long legs. |
1.1953 |
0.04159 |
128 |
107 |
17 |
4 |
1589 |
They had to settle for the Croquet Corral |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
1590 |
I hear in Europe now they usin' wickets so the womenfolk in hoop skirts can compete. Can you imagine? And they play on grass! |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
1591 |
Croquet at the O.K. Corral" does have a certain ring to it, don't you think |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1592 |
This is the lesser known "Shootout at the Cro-K Corral" |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1593 |
Oh, I think the concept is intriguing. I just don’t see any way to market it. |
1.1951 |
0.03769 |
123 |
100 |
22 |
1 |
1594 |
I liked it better with pistols. |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1595 |
He certainly ain't no Davy Croquet |
1.1951 |
0.04712 |
123 |
106 |
10 |
7 |
1596 |
'It's still lethal but now they try to bore each other to death' |
1.1950 |
0.03835 |
159 |
134 |
19 |
6 |
1597 |
He’s the best shot in the West |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
1598 |
It's not as exciting, but the undertaker says he's too busy now that carrying a concealed weapon is legal. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1599 |
I got an idea, you still have those spare horseshoes in the barn? |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1600 |
When the Pun brothers come to town, trouble ain't never far behind. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
1601 |
'I don't think the shoot-out at the Croquet Coral is going to make the history books.' |
1.1946 |
0.04116 |
149 |
127 |
15 |
7 |
1602 |
ASPCA vs. PETA |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1603 |
The last fight at the Cro-K corral lasted only 30 seconds. |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1604 |
Obviously the more bow-legged you are the easier it is for your opponent to score |
1.1944 |
0.04213 |
144 |
123 |
14 |
7 |
1605 |
No wickets, only bow legs |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1606 |
I don't get what all the hoopla is about. |
1.1940 |
0.04429 |
134 |
115 |
12 |
7 |
1607 |
I 'spect they lost them hoops on purpose. |
1.1940 |
0.04300 |
134 |
114 |
14 |
6 |
1608 |
Bowlegged polo is bound to become America's game. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1609 |
That's just the way we roll round these parts... |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1610 |
Thought they said we wudn't need TICKETS for this here shootout. |
1.1939 |
0.03637 |
165 |
138 |
22 |
5 |
1611 |
If one of them gets the ball off the ground, it won’t be pretty. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1612 |
This is the end of your wicket games! |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1613 |
Apparently the first game was a draw. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1614 |
Who's idea was a pre-game show anyway? |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1615 |
He's the wicket-est man in the West. |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
1616 |
It's amazing the things they thought up after the price of bullets went up. |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
1617 |
It's called "Showdown at Slow Croquet Corral" |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
1618 |
Wow, these guys are wicket good! |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1619 |
To win at this game ya' gottta ride a slim horse. |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
1620 |
I seen this with guys on horses. Way more fun. |
1.1935 |
0.04676 |
124 |
107 |
10 |
7 |
1621 |
There is nothing about this that make a man proud to be a cowboy. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1622 |
If I were the sheriff I’d just shoot the Prep School Kid |
1.1933 |
0.04815 |
119 |
103 |
9 |
7 |
1623 |
It's "cowboy croquet"- was bound to happen! |
1.1933 |
0.04815 |
119 |
103 |
9 |
7 |
1624 |
It's a showdown at the Croquet Corral! |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
1625 |
Bad Day At Piping Rock |
1.1933 |
0.04008 |
119 |
98 |
19 |
2 |
1626 |
They are missing the hoops bigger than the old days. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1627 |
It's an easier game after they get off the horses. |
1.1931 |
0.04299 |
145 |
125 |
12 |
8 |
1628 |
We do things a little different at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
1629 |
Like I said, men today have lost their balls. |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
1630 |
Don't worry, Straight Legs McGee can't be beat." |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
1631 |
With rickets one doesn't require wickets. |
1.1929 |
0.04167 |
140 |
119 |
15 |
6 |
1632 |
Dueling's just not the same anymore. |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
1633 |
Technically, dating back to the tradition of jeu de paume in 16th century France, they both should be wearing white hats. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
1634 |
You sure it said "Croquet Corral"? |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
1635 |
You gotta say one thing, these guys have balls |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
1636 |
He calls himself 'Davy Croquet'. |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1637 |
NEXT SHOWDOWN, CROCHET |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1638 |
Them Bow Boys come up with the craziest games |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1639 |
My money's on the bow-legged one. |
1.1923 |
0.03871 |
156 |
132 |
18 |
6 |
1640 |
This would be better on horseback |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1641 |
You're in the wrong place, stranger. This is a shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1642 |
It's called crochee. A Main/Italian fusion |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1643 |
Old hockey goalies. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1644 |
Gunfights were a lot more fun. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1645 |
Well, I suppose it's better that it's croquet and not crochet. |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1646 |
Hoops with spurs. It’s the Wild West. |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1647 |
After this we’ll have spaghetti! |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1648 |
Since the sheriff took our guns, the only dueling allowed is croquet at twenty paces. |
1.1918 |
0.03677 |
146 |
121 |
22 |
3 |
1649 |
Glad we got here early, the stuff at high noon makes me queasy |
1.1918 |
0.03677 |
146 |
121 |
22 |
3 |
1650 |
They're Wyatt's testicles. |
1.1918 |
0.04045 |
146 |
124 |
16 |
6 |
1651 |
Bart was much harder to score on before he got his horse. |
1.1918 |
0.04045 |
146 |
124 |
16 |
6 |
1652 |
Slim is looking good after that ACL tear last year. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1653 |
This is how we settle differences at the Cro-K Corral. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1654 |
It's got quiet since they banned guns. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1655 |
We need one of them
“license to carry” laws here. |
1.1918 |
0.04160 |
146 |
125 |
14 |
7 |
1656 |
Something is clearly missing here. I can smell it. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1657 |
Last week it was badminton and ‘ol Luke said he was the baddest badminton shooter in the West. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1658 |
If this don't settle it, reckon they'll have to play pickle ball. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1659 |
This new game will kill pickleball. |
1.1917 |
0.04475 |
120 |
102 |
13 |
5 |
1660 |
This is the okayest corral I’ve ever seen. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1661 |
It looks civilized now, but wait until they start beating each other with the mallets. |
1.1917 |
0.04475 |
120 |
102 |
13 |
5 |
1662 |
I like the new sheriff |
1.1917 |
0.04233 |
120 |
103 |
12 |
5 |
1663 |
Mark my words. Someday this goldarn thing will be ‘Pickleball.’ |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1664 |
I'm betting on the moustache. Looks tougher. How about you? |
1.1915 |
0.03887 |
141 |
118 |
19 |
4 |
1665 |
I'm guessing the Old West is over. |
1.1915 |
0.04378 |
141 |
122 |
11 |
8 |
1666 |
I thought it was the "OK" Corral. |
1.1915 |
0.03887 |
141 |
118 |
19 |
4 |
1667 |
It beats paper airplanes. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1668 |
Oh, balls. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1669 |
They landed on boardwalk with a hotel. We can make them play any game we want. |
1.1915 |
0.04140 |
141 |
120 |
15 |
6 |
1670 |
I'll die of boredom before this showdown is over! |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1671 |
Back in my day, we set the ball on fire. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1672 |
If you get two balls between his legs, it proves you're a real man! |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
1673 |
I like it better when disputes are settled with guns. |
1.1912 |
0.04368 |
136 |
117 |
12 |
7 |
1674 |
They have been in the saddle way too long |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
1675 |
I warned you this would happen if we regulated guns. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1676 |
Shootout at the Croquet Corral just doesn't have the same ring. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1677 |
I hear neither of them ever wants to get back in the saddle. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
1678 |
Would you believe that corporate is trying to take this away too? |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
1679 |
Things sure are a lot quieter around here since they passed that darn noise ordinance. |
1.1908 |
0.03931 |
152 |
129 |
17 |
6 |
1680 |
Gunfight?......No, this is the 'Croquet Corral' |
1.1908 |
0.03703 |
152 |
127 |
21 |
4 |
1681 |
It was invented by a failed orthopedist. |
1.1905 |
0.04607 |
126 |
109 |
10 |
7 |
1682 |
They’re going to have to go through hoops to settle this score. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1683 |
Maybe they should've taken our guns years ago... |
1.1905 |
0.03689 |
126 |
103 |
22 |
1 |
1684 |
Como se llaman esos? |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1685 |
This is absolutely not what I thought was goin' to happen, but heck if I'm not lovin' it. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1686 |
Abner, you think "shootout at noon" means something different to these Boston cowboys? |
1.1905 |
0.04133 |
147 |
126 |
14 |
7 |
1687 |
Vegan polo at its best |
1.1905 |
0.03780 |
147 |
123 |
20 |
4 |
1688 |
I hear they didn't think "croquet" was fancy enough.
Now they want to call it "bocce!" |
1.1901 |
0.04462 |
142 |
124 |
9 |
9 |
1689 |
It’s death by a thousand strokes. |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
1690 |
I think my horse is more into this than we are. |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
1691 |
Bronco Billy used to be fastest mallet in the west until Black Bart came along. |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
1692 |
Shoot outs are okay I guess, but this takes a set of real balls |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
1693 |
They have no idea what they’re playing. They saw it in an old western. |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
1694 |
Funfight at the Croquet Corral” just ain’t manly |
1.1901 |
0.04349 |
142 |
123 |
11 |
8 |
1695 |
Better idea than darts. |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
1696 |
My money's on the bad guy |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
1697 |
Call the Sheriff before somebody gets croaked. |
1.1901 |
0.04440 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
1698 |
I hear you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of violent train heists. |
1.1899 |
0.03930 |
158 |
135 |
16 |
7 |
1699 |
High Noon is no longer lethal, but it sure is boring. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1700 |
Yep, this one-horse town is also a no-wicket town. |
1.1898 |
0.04213 |
137 |
117 |
14 |
6 |
1701 |
I thought cowboys got legs like that from riding horses. |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
1702 |
I think it’s a draw. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1703 |
I told 'em to keep it civil. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1704 |
I like that there's less machismo, but I do miss the suspense of the old days. |
1.1897 |
0.04885 |
116 |
101 |
8 |
7 |
1705 |
We decided to rebrand, it's now the Croquet Corral. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1706 |
Polo just ain't the same after you lose your poney in poker. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1707 |
Those 'er some nice second position plies, wouldn't you say, Jeb? |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1708 |
This New Generation.... |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
1709 |
High Noon ain’t what it used da be. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1710 |
About what you'd expect at the croquet corral |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1711 |
I didn’t picture Texas Red as an Aunt Emma |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
1712 |
Merrick over yonder at the department store said nutmeg is also a spice. Now what do you figure that tastes like? |
1.1894 |
0.04451 |
132 |
114 |
11 |
7 |
1713 |
The writers and actors are on strike so these are our entertainment options now. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1714 |
They say he’s got the fastest mallet west of the Mississippi. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1715 |
Since the ban on guns, duels are a lot less exciting. |
1.1892 |
0.03994 |
148 |
126 |
16 |
6 |
1716 |
Yup, that’s the Croquet Kid. Or as they call him in Deadwood … Poison. |
1.1892 |
0.03994 |
148 |
126 |
16 |
6 |
1717 |
Ol' Sticky Wicket ...always draws first |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1718 |
At what point do we declare this a draw? |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1719 |
Them there boys got some big balls. |
1.1892 |
0.03877 |
148 |
125 |
18 |
5 |
1720 |
Did you ever imagine this place becoming such a wicket town, Red?" |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1721 |
I hope it doesn't bounce |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1722 |
Maybe they ain’t regulation wickets, but it does give their horses a break |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1723 |
The gang wants ‘em wacked. |
1.1890 |
0.03662 |
127 |
104 |
22 |
1 |
1724 |
Shane never loses |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1725 |
They say he's the fastest mallet in the west. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1726 |
Horse-croquet way tougher than cow-croquet. |
1.1890 |
0.04839 |
127 |
112 |
6 |
9 |
1727 |
It’s for damn sure not your Daddy’s Croquet Corral. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1728 |
Woke Out At The Your Ok ,I’m Ok , Corrall |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1729 |
Who needs wickets when you've got rickets? |
1.1890 |
0.04573 |
127 |
110 |
10 |
7 |
1730 |
This was supposed to be at dawn but we had a rain delay. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1731 |
I told them we should just stick to kick the can but nooo,they had to have the modern version. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1732 |
It's known as the Gunfight at the Roque Corral. |
1.1888 |
0.03773 |
143 |
122 |
16 |
5 |
1733 |
These bow legged Cowboys really need to get their calves together. |
1.1885 |
0.03918 |
122 |
101 |
19 |
2 |
1734 |
Great idea for a new game. What'dya think- call it Pickleball or Cornhole?? |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
1735 |
Opening acts can be so disappointing. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1736 |
How the heck else would the west be won? |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1737 |
Hard to watch, for an undertaker. |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1738 |
They call it parenthetical ball. |
1.1884 |
0.03786 |
138 |
115 |
20 |
3 |
1739 |
And they said outlawing guns would be a bad idea... |
1.1883 |
0.04096 |
154 |
133 |
13 |
8 |
1740 |
High noon at O.K. croquet. |
1.1883 |
0.03884 |
154 |
131 |
17 |
6 |
1741 |
If it ends in a tie, they go to a shoot-out. That's what I'm hoping for. |
1.1883 |
0.03773 |
154 |
130 |
19 |
5 |
1742 |
It's to the death |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
1743 |
This was so much quicker when they just used guns. |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1744 |
They don't need wickets 'cause they got them skinny jeans. |
1.1880 |
0.04691 |
117 |
101 |
10 |
6 |
1745 |
Dad burn it! We gotta get us a new sheriff. |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1746 |
In truth, it was actually the Slowdown at the Croquet Corral |
1.1880 |
0.04547 |
133 |
116 |
9 |
8 |
1747 |
It seems like they weren't very good at shooting. After using all of their ammunition, they made a decision to switch things up. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1748 |
...and you can be pretty sure there won't ever be a woman's division, either. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1749 |
Things ain’t been the same since Sheriff Ken rode to town. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1750 |
The best defense is a skinny horse. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1751 |
So, if Curling can be an olympic sport, why not Cowboy Croquet? |
1.1880 |
0.04420 |
133 |
115 |
11 |
7 |
1752 |
Bill is just killing him this round. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1753 |
Lame opening act. When’s the shootout? |
1.1879 |
0.03853 |
149 |
126 |
18 |
5 |
1754 |
Yuh can't play croquet when yuh got bow legs |
1.1879 |
0.03547 |
149 |
126 |
19 |
4 |
1755 |
being bowlegged has its practicalities. |
1.1879 |
0.04191 |
149 |
129 |
12 |
8 |
1756 |
Ol’ Davey Croquet needs to come up with a name for this game |
1.1879 |
0.03733 |
149 |
125 |
20 |
4 |
1757 |
These are two of the meanest, nastiest croquet cowboys in the West. |
1.1875 |
0.04060 |
144 |
123 |
15 |
6 |
1758 |
Well at least we know they're not virgins. |
1.1875 |
0.04402 |
128 |
110 |
12 |
6 |
1759 |
This match is sure to end in a draw. |
1.1875 |
0.04060 |
144 |
123 |
15 |
6 |
1760 |
Heck in my day they’d shoot each other…not die from boredom. |
1.1875 |
0.04402 |
128 |
110 |
12 |
6 |
1761 |
First the cowboy breaks the horse. Then the horse breaks the cowboy. |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1762 |
It could be worse. It could be pickle ball. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1763 |
They're rehearsing for 'Shootout at the Croquet Corral.' |
1.1875 |
0.04540 |
128 |
111 |
10 |
7 |
1764 |
Slim is the fastest roqueter west of Topeka. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1765 |
I bet this ends in a shootout. |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1766 |
They say he's got the fastest mallet this side of the Mississippi! |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
1767 |
You think money changes people? |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1768 |
Remember when the 2nd Amendment was so simple. |
1.1871 |
0.03860 |
155 |
132 |
17 |
6 |
1769 |
I hear the half-time show draws a bigger crowd than the game itself. |
1.1871 |
0.03897 |
139 |
117 |
18 |
4 |
1770 |
The Crochet Kid is kinda slow on the mallet. |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1771 |
Loser gets hung. |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1772 |
Close doesn't count. |
1.1870 |
0.03714 |
123 |
101 |
21 |
1 |
1773 |
I’m still waiting for my spritzer. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1774 |
Well what kinda shootout were ya ‘spectin’ here at The Croquet Corral? |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1775 |
My money’s on the guy who just fired the first shot. He’s got more balls |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1776 |
Two out of three" just didn't work the way we used to settle arguments |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1777 |
No matter who wins this semi-final, they have no chance to take the title from ‘Ol’ Knocknees.’ |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
1778 |
Call me a traditionalist, but I really hate these new tiebreaker rules. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1779 |
I'm bored. When do they release the bulls? |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1780 |
Helps if you sleep in the saddle. |
1.1867 |
0.03711 |
150 |
126 |
20 |
4 |
1781 |
They're just giving the Polo Ponies a rest... |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
1782 |
Tarnation, Will, I don't like violence either, but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. |
1.1866 |
0.04260 |
134 |
115 |
13 |
6 |
1783 |
I miss the hula-hoopslingers. |
1.1866 |
0.03378 |
134 |
109 |
25 |
0 |
1784 |
Is this less noisy then? |
1.1866 |
0.04126 |
134 |
114 |
15 |
5 |
1785 |
Wild Bill Wicket hasn’t lost a duel yet! |
1.1866 |
0.04126 |
134 |
114 |
15 |
5 |
1786 |
It's more dangerous than it looks. |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
1787 |
no horseplay here |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
1788 |
I weren't joshin' when I told ya this here's a one-horse town. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1789 |
It’s Cowboy Croquet! Them old cowboys from the senior center are “Professionals.” |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1790 |
I honestly don't mind the change. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1791 |
I get the whole croquet angle, but what’s with the yarn!?! |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1792 |
They don’t call him Wicket Willie for nothin |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1793 |
The new Gun Law put me out of the Undertaking business. Now I sell Life Insurance." |
1.1862 |
0.03244 |
145 |
118 |
27 |
0 |
1794 |
Polo without the horses is not very exciting... |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1795 |
We’re gonna have to get us some of them wickets. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
1796 |
Old Wicket Legs Willy has got him right where he wants him |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1797 |
These shots aren't like they used to be. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1798 |
The town appears to be big enough for the two of them. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1799 |
With Boot Hill nearing capacity, a new form of dispute resolution was needed. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1800 |
I love how they improvised when they realized they forgot the wickets. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1801 |
I told ‘em what’d make a good Wild West re-enactment but I knew these guys weren’t paying attention. |
1.1859 |
0.03728 |
156 |
132 |
19 |
5 |
1802 |
It's definitely less dramatic, but provides hours of entertainment. |
1.1858 |
0.04627 |
113 |
97 |
11 |
5 |
1803 |
This is what happens when a Democrat wins the Governorship. |
1.1857 |
0.04129 |
140 |
120 |
14 |
6 |
1804 |
Now this is a sport for men with balls. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1805 |
I don't think cowboy croquet is going to catch on. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1806 |
They also changed the time to 11am... |
1.1855 |
0.04489 |
124 |
107 |
11 |
6 |
1807 |
You know,dueling with pistols was too dangerous |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1808 |
I've seen the best, but for my money Tex is the fastest with a mallet than any man this side of Waco." |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1809 |
I've seen him send many cowboys all the way to Boot Hill |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1810 |
Always bet on the man who rides in on the skinniest horse. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1811 |
They say slim wicket is the fastest mallet in the West. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1812 |
only works if you are bowlegged |
1.1852 |
0.04230 |
135 |
116 |
13 |
6 |
1813 |
Next thing you know, they will be playing pickleball at high noon. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1814 |
At what point do the players start swinging the mallets at each other? |
1.1852 |
0.04770 |
108 |
93 |
10 |
5 |
1815 |
The fella on the right is Hoopalong Cassidy. |
1.1852 |
0.04230 |
135 |
116 |
13 |
6 |
1816 |
Who farted? |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
1817 |
Good thing Clint didn’t challenge one of them there city slickers |
1.1852 |
0.04359 |
135 |
117 |
11 |
7 |
1818 |
I never thought. it would come to this. |
1.1849 |
0.03888 |
146 |
124 |
17 |
5 |
1819 |
Think we oughta give ’em guns, so’s they can just shoot each other? |
1.1849 |
0.04347 |
146 |
128 |
9 |
9 |
1820 |
A real straight shooter... |
1.1849 |
0.03888 |
146 |
124 |
17 |
5 |
1821 |
Don't leave yet. It gets better at sundown. |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
1822 |
I always knew them bow legs would be good for somethin' |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1823 |
Welcome to the croquet corral! |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1824 |
They say the Croquet Kid has the fastest mallet in the West, but my money is on Hoop-a-long Cassidy. |
1.1849 |
0.04769 |
119 |
104 |
8 |
7 |
1825 |
I thought we were coming to watch pickleball! |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1826 |
They call him the Croquet Kid. |
1.1846 |
0.03749 |
130 |
108 |
20 |
2 |
1827 |
It's getting polo-tical. And I can pronounce a dash. |
1.1846 |
0.03905 |
130 |
109 |
18 |
3 |
1828 |
Back in my day…. |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1829 |
Well, it could still get interesting. You read Alice In Wonderland. |
1.1842 |
0.04755 |
114 |
99 |
9 |
6 |
1830 |
What’ll they call this then, ‘Funfight at the Croquet Corral’? |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1831 |
The first cowboy to straighten his legs gets squatter’s rights. |
1.1840 |
0.04077 |
125 |
108 |
12 |
5 |
1832 |
It all started over how to say and spell "croquet"! |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
1833 |
After this match, we'll be serving chicken croquette. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
1834 |
I feel like we’re in one of them Linguine Westerns. |
1.1840 |
0.04308 |
125 |
107 |
13 |
5 |
1835 |
it's the fastest growing sport in America |
1.1838 |
0.04201 |
136 |
117 |
13 |
6 |
1836 |
After polo season it's about all they can manage. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1837 |
Them boys have never been the same since that English feller hoodwinked them out of their six-guns. |
1.1838 |
0.04201 |
136 |
117 |
13 |
6 |
1838 |
I sure do miss pickleball |
1.1837 |
0.03983 |
147 |
126 |
15 |
6 |
1839 |
It gets more suspenseful at high noon. |
1.1837 |
0.03983 |
147 |
126 |
15 |
6 |
1840 |
And quit yelling 'nutmeg.' |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1841 |
I’m all for player safety, but I prefer when they used to murder each other. |
1.1833 |
0.04425 |
120 |
103 |
12 |
5 |
1842 |
The horses walked off when we called them polo ponies, so here we are. |
1.1833 |
0.04581 |
120 |
104 |
10 |
6 |
1843 |
Their horses died. |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1844 |
It's a shame they lost their horses in a bad hand of poker. They were really good at polo. |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1845 |
ON HORSES? |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1846 |
Pickleball is a lot more fun. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1847 |
Zeke ain’t won since he bought Big Nellie. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1848 |
This is what you call bowlin. |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1849 |
danny look good in them jeans |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1850 |
Dueling Spaghetti-Western Style Can Get Ugly... |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
1851 |
They'd be better off playing polo! |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
1852 |
That’s all you got to say? You’re bored? |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1853 |
i wish we were descended from something other than apes |
1.1832 |
0.04308 |
131 |
113 |
12 |
6 |
1854 |
The guy ridin' the bigger horse usually loses. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1855 |
And so the sport that is croquet originated among American cowboys who sat on their horses for a bit too long. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1856 |
Wait till ya see 'em play Horseshoes! |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1857 |
I miss John Wayne." |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1858 |
Boy! Don’t that beat all? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
1859 |
There’s a new mallet slinger in town. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1860 |
I do believe that you have to be bow-legged to play this here game. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1861 |
It's called picklewicket. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1862 |
Pickleball schmickleball. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1863 |
Croquet at Okay? |
1.1826 |
0.03823 |
115 |
95 |
19 |
1 |
1864 |
I suppose there are worse ways to spend a Sunday afternoon. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1865 |
I hear it's a new kind of game called, Crooked |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1866 |
Going to grab nachos, want something? “First blood” might take a while. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1867 |
They used to meet at high noon, but a bit later now so they can head directly to the saloon for its early bird specials. |
1.1826 |
0.03823 |
115 |
95 |
19 |
1 |
1868 |
If they use those mallets on each other, we go to bocce next. |
1.1825 |
0.04564 |
126 |
110 |
9 |
7 |
1869 |
It was more interesting when guys used guns for duels |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1870 |
Bowlegged? Looks like a sticky wicket to me. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1871 |
You ever think Manifest Destiny warn’t such a great idea? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1872 |
High noon. Wickets at fifty paces. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1873 |
Rodeo took more balls.” |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1874 |
We really gotta figure out how to make more bullets. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1875 |
Looks like a couple of horses could spice this up a bit. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
1876 |
Those invisible ponies sure were a great investment. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
1877 |
« She said it will fit. » |
1.1825 |
0.03767 |
137 |
115 |
19 |
3 |
1878 |
It may be more civilized, but it’s killing the local economy. The coffin maker and gunsmith are still looking for work. |
1.1818 |
0.03924 |
143 |
122 |
16 |
5 |
1879 |
No need for wickets after years of riding with the herd. |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1880 |
I thought you said "wicked",not "wicket". |
1.1818 |
0.04391 |
121 |
104 |
12 |
5 |
1881 |
Good thing they ain’t shootin' pool. Auch! |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1882 |
Kid Toro's quick with the mallet and has a wicket stance. |
1.1818 |
0.03697 |
132 |
110 |
20 |
2 |
1883 |
Tex ain’t that good. He just rides a skinny horse. |
1.1818 |
0.04689 |
110 |
95 |
10 |
5 |
1884 |
And we don't need wickets! |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
1885 |
Did I tell you these guys are from England? |
1.1818 |
0.04391 |
121 |
104 |
12 |
5 |
1886 |
He said he was the straightest shot in the West. |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1887 |
We call this crotchquet. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1888 |
This here’ jest a practice round. Main event’s at High Noon. |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1889 |
THEY USED TO USE MUCH LARGER BALLS |
1.1818 |
0.04277 |
132 |
114 |
12 |
6 |
1890 |
It's the end of the West |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1891 |
It's just so woke. It makes me sick. |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1892 |
Here we go with another shoot-out at the Croquet Corral |
1.1818 |
0.04410 |
132 |
115 |
10 |
7 |
1893 |
What do you think we should call this game, Marco? |
1.1818 |
0.03665 |
143 |
120 |
20 |
3 |
1894 |
This town ain’t big enough for golf. |
1.1812 |
0.03933 |
149 |
128 |
15 |
6 |
1895 |
A showdown ain't what it used to be. |
1.1812 |
0.04015 |
138 |
118 |
15 |
5 |
1896 |
They're just having a little fun after they castrated Cinnamon. |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1897 |
Definitely mallets aforethought. The judge won’t like this. |
1.1811 |
0.04390 |
127 |
110 |
11 |
6 |
1898 |
After this, let's check out the dueling piano bar." |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1899 |
They say he's the fastest shot in Westport, Connecticut |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1900 |
This really makes me miss the croquettes at Miss Kitty’s saloon. |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1901 |
They’ve got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1902 |
I miss the shoot outs ever since the Croquet Kid came to town. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1903 |
The cemetery is full, so the sheriff came up with this. |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1904 |
Personally, I'd prefer the old shootout at noon. |
1.1810 |
0.04678 |
116 |
101 |
9 |
6 |
1905 |
Duels've kinda lost their spark. |
1.1810 |
0.04678 |
116 |
101 |
9 |
6 |
1906 |
Wouldn’t it be cool if they tried this on horseback? |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1907 |
It may not seem exciting, but wait ‘til you see his kill shot. |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1908 |
I still think "Croquet Corral" was a typo. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1909 |
Modern problems require modern solutions. |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1910 |
Should we offer to be second wickets? |
1.1810 |
0.05024 |
105 |
92 |
7 |
6 |
1911 |
The Biannual Bow-Legged Bowl-Off is my absolute favorite. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1912 |
They call it Cowboy Croquet. |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
1913 |
People love it… no nets, rules, boundaries, horses, or even scoring, but the days just fly by. |
1.1806 |
0.03641 |
144 |
121 |
20 |
3 |
1914 |
This fella, Perfesser Hill, came by and now the whole town's playing. |
1.1806 |
0.03772 |
144 |
122 |
18 |
4 |
1915 |
Whatever happened to solving disputes with pistols at 30 feet? |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1916 |
He is the most wanted man in England. |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
1917 |
What happened to the rodeo ? |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
1918 |
It’s a grudge match. |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1919 |
Bow legs work great, and the horses were upset when they heard their shoes being thrown around. |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
1920 |
Forget culture, it’s undertakers that are being hit the hardest by the new duel rule changes |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1921 |
Just another shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1922 |
I have more fun throwing a ball to my Buddy. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1923 |
They won’t let me play. Say I’m not bow legged. |
1.1803 |
0.04511 |
122 |
106 |
10 |
6 |
1924 |
Well at least they don’t know about pickle ball yet… |
1.1803 |
0.04511 |
122 |
106 |
10 |
6 |
1925 |
Looks like both them fellas could use a bathroom break. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1926 |
I reckon that's why they call this place the Croquet Corral. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1927 |
If it flies too high, you’re out. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1928 |
I got tired of updating the population numbers on our town sign. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1929 |
Recovering gunfighters find it hard to focus on anything else… |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1930 |
The suspense is killing me. |
1.1802 |
0.04823 |
111 |
97 |
8 |
6 |
1931 |
A shootout at the "croquet" corral wasn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1932 |
Its the new Saudi-backed croquet tour. Do you know how much those cowboys are paid to play? |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1933 |
Boy do I miss the Indians! |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1934 |
Advantage Mr. Earp.. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1935 |
You can only play if you’ve been pried off a horse. |
1.1799 |
0.03574 |
139 |
116 |
21 |
2 |
1936 |
My money’s on the guy on the right … his horse is smaller!” |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
1937 |
It's called bowlegs ball. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
1938 |
Yeah, it's been boring since Hickok was sent to sensitivity training. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1939 |
We had to use those wickets at the last bar-b-que. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1940 |
When you’ve been wranglers as long as they have, you kinda *become* the croquet wicket. |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
1941 |
Think I might go down to the local store and get me an orange pop. Wanna come? |
1.1795 |
0.04641 |
117 |
102 |
9 |
6 |
1942 |
Obviously, jump shots are prohibited. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1943 |
Some spurs are longer than others. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1944 |
OSHA has killed the OK Corral! |
1.1793 |
0.03748 |
145 |
123 |
18 |
4 |
1945 |
Watch what happens if he hits the wicket |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1946 |
'They say he's just passing through." |
1.1791 |
0.03647 |
134 |
112 |
20 |
2 |
1947 |
It's a whole bunch easier on the ears than the gun slinging was. |
1.1791 |
0.03798 |
134 |
113 |
18 |
3 |
1948 |
Things have really changed since we realized we could just build a bigger town! |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1949 |
They’re the fastest shots in the West. |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1950 |
Like I always say, never bring a mallet to a gun fight. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1951 |
History will call it "Shootout at the Croquet Corral'. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1952 |
So this is how the West was won. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1953 |
They decided to fight at the croquet corral. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1954 |
It's no fun now we've got this new Health and Safety critter |
1.1789 |
0.04325 |
123 |
106 |
12 |
5 |
1955 |
Shoot! |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1956 |
Croquet? I thought you said O.K Corral |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1957 |
This is nothing compared to that tetherball duel from last week. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1958 |
Since gentrification the Old West ain't what it used to be. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1959 |
Yippee croquet! |
1.1786 |
0.03693 |
140 |
118 |
19 |
3 |
1960 |
So, as you see, we don't need wickets to play croquet in the Old West |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
1961 |
Looks like an even match to me! |
1.1783 |
0.04184 |
129 |
111 |
13 |
5 |
1962 |
I'm startin' to think you mighta misheard me when I asked to go to the OK Corral |
1.1781 |
0.03596 |
146 |
123 |
20 |
3 |
1963 |
These duels have gotten too woke. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1964 |
Who did you bet on? |
1.1780 |
0.04444 |
118 |
102 |
11 |
5 |
1965 |
What the heck is this?” “Cowboy croquet Olympics - what else! |
1.1780 |
0.04444 |
118 |
102 |
11 |
5 |
1966 |
I hear in England they call it polo. Mebbe here it'll evolve into pickleball." |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1967 |
Clang 'em high. |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
1968 |
Cover your eyes, Curly. Remember the last scene from that movie High Noon? |
1.1780 |
0.04604 |
118 |
103 |
9 |
6 |
1969 |
I used to love that game. But I had to retire when my legs straightened up. |
1.1778 |
0.03915 |
135 |
115 |
16 |
4 |
1970 |
If this catches on, the sheriff, doctor, and undertaker are going to have to learn how to code computers. |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
1971 |
The judge sentenced the outlaws to serve as wickets. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1972 |
More like the Croquet Corral |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1973 |
It's a differnt town since the HOA rolled in |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
1974 |
Since they started smoking pot, they don't even carry guns anymore. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1975 |
After all, this is the Croquet Corral. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1976 |
This way at least no one has to die. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1977 |
High noon just lacks the ole luster . . . know what I mean, Lester? |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
1978 |
Big savings on equipment! |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1979 |
You should've seen their sorry attempt at pickleball. |
1.1774 |
0.04587 |
124 |
109 |
8 |
7 |
1980 |
It’s apparent to me now- these two billionaires social media bark is bigger than their bite |
1.1773 |
0.04304 |
141 |
124 |
9 |
8 |
1981 |
A hundred years from now, the Croquet Corral's gonna be legendary. |
1.1773 |
0.03804 |
141 |
120 |
17 |
4 |
1982 |
Jesse's quick shot aint no good against Slim's sure shot. |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
1983 |
This 'woke conflict resolution' thing sure is a boom for air quality! |
1.1770 |
0.04572 |
113 |
98 |
10 |
5 |
1984 |
Mark my words, history will remember
the "Shoot Out at Croquet Corral." |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1985 |
Polo's never been the same since they let the horses change the rules! |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1986 |
Sudden-death rounds aren't what they used to be. |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
1987 |
“I’m writing a book about men playing more games when their wives take up reading. It’s called ‘I’m Also Glad Jennette McCurdy’s Mother Died’.” |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1988 |
A world without guns...:) |
1.1769 |
0.04295 |
130 |
113 |
11 |
6 |
1989 |
Turns out this town IS big enough for the both of them... |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
1990 |
I'll tell you what, Blondie, he's all hat and no mallet. |
1.1769 |
0.04431 |
130 |
114 |
9 |
7 |
1991 |
This is what 'woke' has come to. |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
1992 |
Nah—the one time we had them wear white, they came out in their skivvies. |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1993 |
At least the noise pollution is no longer an issue |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1994 |
We got a ticket to the no-wicket gibbet. |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
1995 |
It's been hard having a proper duel since the dang NRA stopped paying for freebie trips and handing out RV's to their supporters. |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
1996 |
Big croquet tournament coming up. The boys need to get some practice in. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1997 |
A showdown at the Cro.K. Corral. |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
1998 |
The first one to hit both spurs with the same ball gets the prize. |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1999 |
That there varmint is the famed — and prep-school educated — frontiersman Davey Croquet. |
1.1769 |
0.04061 |
147 |
128 |
12 |
7 |
2000 |
All they need now is a couple of peg-legged pirates. |
1.1765 |
0.03985 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
2001 |
Some players are great, some players are good, but these guys are just parenthetic. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
2002 |
They just got back from Brokeback Mountain. All the cowboys that goes up there comes back all bowlegged fer some reason? |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
2003 |
So where are the crows? |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
2004 |
Those damn bow-legged wickets make ot too easy! |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
2005 |
He's a dead man. Hiram never misses a shot like that. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2006 |
Years of being forced to ride the range have resulted in a skill they can finally apply. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2007 |
I liked it better with golf clubs |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
2008 |
We had to switch to cricket after they shot some of the cows. |
1.1765 |
0.04414 |
136 |
120 |
8 |
8 |
2009 |
That's what happens when them liberal lily-livered revisionist
historians take over academia |
1.1765 |
0.04567 |
119 |
104 |
9 |
6 |
2010 |
You think they'll call this the shootout at the croquet corral? |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
2011 |
No, it rhymes with OK... |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
2012 |
Loco Polo o pollo loco? |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2013 |
What's that idea you said you got from watching this, Doubleday? |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2014 |
The bullets have gotten slower. Eh? |
1.1761 |
0.03645 |
142 |
120 |
19 |
3 |
2015 |
Since they outlawed the high shot, it's no fun to watch. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2016 |
And thus begins the legend of The Showdown at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1760 |
0.04260 |
125 |
108 |
12 |
5 |
2017 |
it's all about positioning you know... |
1.1760 |
0.03420 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2018 |
The loser has to trim the cacti hedge maze. |
1.1760 |
0.04553 |
125 |
110 |
8 |
7 |
2019 |
'It's what you get in a Town Called Mallet' |
1.1760 |
0.04260 |
125 |
108 |
12 |
5 |
2020 |
If you ask me, they’re both croqs. |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
2021 |
The gun control lobby suggested we change the name to "O.K. Croquet". |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
2022 |
I think the ball is loaded. |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2023 |
The OK Corral was booked, so they're doing the Croquet Corral. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
2024 |
Let's see who's the fastest mallet in the West. |
1.1756 |
0.03829 |
131 |
111 |
17 |
3 |
2025 |
No, that one's in Tombstone. |
1.1756 |
0.03508 |
131 |
109 |
21 |
1 |
2026 |
Well, what happened is that one day they went off for drinks and left those little metal hoop things behind and somebody stole them. |
1.1756 |
0.03829 |
131 |
111 |
17 |
3 |
2027 |
At the Croquet Corral we encourage non-violent dispute resolution. |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
2028 |
I think its called 'golf' |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
2029 |
He's only got two, just like us, Trigger, and the livestock. |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
2030 |
It seems an added cruelty that the steers have to watch this. |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
2031 |
Now that cowboy sets a wicked wicket. |
1.1754 |
0.03578 |
114 |
94 |
20 |
0 |
2032 |
Croquet balls don’t kill people. People do. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
2033 |
We used to have gunfights, but the new sheriff is a liberal. |
1.1753 |
0.05286 |
97 |
86 |
5 |
6 |
2034 |
They say he’s a very wicket man. |
1.1752 |
0.03721 |
137 |
116 |
18 |
3 |
2035 |
This fad is nothing like what pickleball will bring." |
1.1752 |
0.03999 |
137 |
118 |
14 |
5 |
2036 |
It's all about the wrists. |
1.1752 |
0.04131 |
137 |
119 |
12 |
6 |
2037 |
You’re dinking when you should be doinkin.” |
1.1752 |
0.03862 |
137 |
117 |
16 |
4 |
2038 |
It seems to have lost something over the years, don't you think? |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
2039 |
This town ain't big enough for the two of them. |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
2040 |
They should just knock one another over the head with them there mallets. |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
2041 |
If they keep this up there won't be any balls left! |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
2042 |
Leave it the the Millennials to resolve conflict in the most civilized way possible... |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
2043 |
We’re trying the other game, Rusty, now will you quit whining about your feet? |
1.1748 |
0.03621 |
143 |
121 |
19 |
3 |
2044 |
They started out as wickets. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2045 |
What an epic croquet shootout! But I'm sure history will get it wrong. |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2046 |
I’m all fer it but I still feel bad for the undertakers… |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
2047 |
This would have been a bloody shoot-out had they remembered the stakes |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2048 |
They've got balls...
or
This game sure has changed, we used guns!!! |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2049 |
This high-noon-dual is followed by high tea. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2050 |
They’ve been going back and forth like this since noon. |
1.1746 |
0.03997 |
126 |
110 |
11 |
5 |
2051 |
You know,it would be a lot harder for Willard to cheat if we didn’t use legs as wickets. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2052 |
You need balls to play Croquet in these here parts. |
1.1746 |
0.04228 |
126 |
109 |
12 |
5 |
2053 |
They've given up playing horseshoes. |
1.1746 |
0.03578 |
126 |
105 |
20 |
1 |
2054 |
Nothing like a Wicket West shootout! |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2055 |
And in this competition, being bow legged is NOT an advantage |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2056 |
Don't count the southpaw out! |
1.1745 |
0.03529 |
149 |
126 |
20 |
3 |
2057 |
Bein' bowlegged has its advantages. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
2058 |
I had my doubts, but in hindsight, this is SO much more enjoyable than a gunfight! |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
2059 |
I got an idea |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
2060 |
Cowboys dueling in Connecticut |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
2061 |
Vitamin D deficiency has never been more useful. |
1.1742 |
0.04095 |
132 |
114 |
13 |
5 |
2062 |
It's a new game, they call it "Deez Nutz" |
1.1742 |
0.04234 |
132 |
115 |
11 |
6 |
2063 |
You can tell ol’ Bucky rides a thinner horse. |
1.1742 |
0.04234 |
132 |
117 |
8 |
7 |
2064 |
Real men don't use wickets |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
2065 |
Dullest rodeo event ever! |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2066 |
Whatever happened to a good " old-fashion" gun fight? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
2067 |
Shouldn't there be hoops? |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2068 |
Yup, it takes years to perfect the proper form. |
1.1739 |
0.03759 |
115 |
96 |
18 |
1 |
2069 |
The history books never mentioned that there was croquet at the OK! |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
2070 |
They’re vegans. |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
2071 |
Well they did say a dual at the Croquet Coral. |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
2072 |
Pardner, we have sunk to a new low. |
1.1736 |
0.04496 |
121 |
106 |
9 |
6 |
2073 |
I reckon it'll end in a draw. |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
2074 |
Them wickets ain’t regulation, don’cha know? |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
2075 |
I guess that’s the new fad - Mansplain croquet ! |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
2076 |
It’s OK, but the wicked keep moving |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
2077 |
That's a good shot at the CrOK Corral! |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
2078 |
Might as well put them bowlegs to work. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2079 |
Its bring your own wicket at the Cro K Corral. |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
2080 |
Gives new meaning to the term “sticky wicket,” don’t it? |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
2081 |
No need for gunfights here, at the croquet corral |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2082 |
I know its boring Billy, but at least no one gets shot. |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
2083 |
We renamed this horse-hockey. |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
2084 |
I told you gun control does work. |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
2085 |
You mean we just hit these here balls and they write a pithy comment about it on the internet? |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
2086 |
They call it Mallets Aforethough |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
2087 |
They’re pretty good but they really should be having this out at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
2088 |
Shootout at the Croquet Corral |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2089 |
No helmets? That’s downright dangerous. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2090 |
Wild Bill's good, but the Kid has a sticky wicket. |
1.1731 |
0.03728 |
104 |
86 |
18 |
0 |
2091 |
They've gone from horseless carriages to horseless polo. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2092 |
You know, after those cow-pies sit in the sun a while, they roll pretty good. |
1.1729 |
0.03923 |
133 |
114 |
15 |
4 |
2093 |
That's just a tease, he power drives the second one where the the legs join the torso. |
1.1729 |
0.03923 |
133 |
114 |
15 |
4 |
2094 |
Clem is a sticky wicket. |
1.1729 |
0.03775 |
133 |
113 |
17 |
3 |
2095 |
Ahhh croquet, the first part of the gentleman cowboy triathlon. Next comes the duel and whoever lives rides Bessie here to the finish line. |
1.1729 |
0.03923 |
133 |
114 |
15 |
4 |
2096 |
No, I said it was at the croquet corral! |
1.1729 |
0.04066 |
133 |
115 |
13 |
5 |
2097 |
Someone stole their horses. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2098 |
The hombre who schedules these matches for high noon should be shot. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2099 |
The game gets interesting if the balls stop close to each other. |
1.1727 |
0.04631 |
110 |
96 |
9 |
5 |
2100 |
It solved all the confusion in dueling with a game of horse. |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
2101 |
Gettin' like I hardly recognize this town any more. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2102 |
We definitely need to change the rules if both guns misfire again. |
1.1727 |
0.04631 |
110 |
96 |
9 |
5 |
2103 |
A sudden death match for the ages
' |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2104 |
Turns out people have a lot in common when they started building towns big enough for both of them |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2105 |
Too many balls, not enough cowboys and horses! |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
2106 |
You do know croquet can be a violent sport, don’t you? |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
2107 |
Welcome to the ruthless world of Tournament Croquet |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
2108 |
Lucky them youngins don't ride side saddle |
1.1724 |
0.04461 |
116 |
101 |
10 |
5 |
2109 |
The death rate has plummeted since we started settling differences this way. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2110 |
Darn, I really miss the good ol’ days. |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
2111 |
I gotta poop |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
2112 |
Cowboy croquet. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2113 |
Darwin predicts that bowed legs will disappear |
1.1721 |
0.04462 |
122 |
107 |
9 |
6 |
2114 |
On horseback it might go a little faster. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2115 |
It's another form of polo, just without the horses. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2116 |
Cumulus are truly my favorite cloud. |
1.1721 |
0.04611 |
122 |
108 |
7 |
7 |
2117 |
First it was the paper straws... |
1.1721 |
0.04462 |
122 |
107 |
9 |
6 |
2118 |
You know Jim underfeeds his horse, right? |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2119 |
What do you think cowboys in America do? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2120 |
I didn’t know what to expect when I heard “ball-whacking duel.” |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2121 |
He lacks the killer instinct! |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2122 |
Them are wicket legs! |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
2123 |
I’m getting FOMO on the range! |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
2124 |
It's a sudden death match. |
1.1719 |
0.03527 |
128 |
107 |
20 |
1 |
2125 |
Why always French? First it was dueling. Now it's croquet! |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
2126 |
You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend; those with loaded guns and those who play croquet. We play croquet. |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
2127 |
Ya see? Vegan polo's not so bad. |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
2128 |
Croquet mallets at 20 paces! |
1.1719 |
0.04166 |
128 |
111 |
12 |
5 |
2129 |
Imagine how this would play out in Central Park? |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
2130 |
That mallet is illegal! Why does the league let him get away with it? |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2131 |
Here in Bowlegs, Oklahoma we don't need them wicked wickets. |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
2132 |
We can’t find the wickets. |
1.1716 |
0.04174 |
134 |
117 |
11 |
6 |
2133 |
That's Not-So-Butch Cassidy out there |
1.1716 |
0.04037 |
134 |
116 |
13 |
5 |
2134 |
Great balls of fire! |
1.1716 |
0.04037 |
134 |
116 |
13 |
5 |
2135 |
This is gonna take awhile! |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
2136 |
This town ain't big enough for cornhole and croquet. |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
2137 |
I know these duels are dangerous, but you can't take away a person's right to own a mallet. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2138 |
« Wait until the Saudis get into it » |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
2139 |
I TOLD you the showdown would be at the croquet corral. |
1.1712 |
0.03683 |
146 |
125 |
17 |
4 |
2140 |
If they're too cheap to buy new wickets, somebody's going to end up with a mallet to the balls. |
1.1712 |
0.04592 |
111 |
97 |
9 |
5 |
2141 |
They're both wicket good! |
1.1712 |
0.04767 |
111 |
98 |
7 |
6 |
2142 |
Good thing we never invented guns in this timeline. |
1.1712 |
0.04410 |
111 |
96 |
11 |
4 |
2143 |
Toughest set of wickets this side of the Rockies. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2144 |
I'd rather be a second for pickleball. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2145 |
Dumb and dumber |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2146 |
In my day, we played croquet uphill both ways. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2147 |
Well, the sign did say Shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2148 |
Sure is less noisy than the old way, but it IS slower. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2149 |
Ever since that Gavin Newsom became sheriff, things just aren't the same |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2150 |
I'm not sure a graphite mallet is legal |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2151 |
Word is, out in Pingpongville they've got some crazy way of settlin' disputes |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2152 |
Don't know how them Easterners are gonna play this game. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2153 |
Just ain't the same! |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2154 |
This one needs no caption! |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2155 |
That´s the problem when internet is down |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2156 |
This new "Woke Dueling" even uses balls made from Fair Trade Lumber. |
1.1705 |
0.03502 |
129 |
108 |
20 |
1 |
2157 |
It's pretty dang clear that croquet is America's game of the future. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2158 |
Fred, if this is hoopless croquet,
croquet, how wide do you have to squat ? |
1.1705 |
0.04136 |
129 |
112 |
12 |
5 |
2159 |
This here's as lowdown as it gits at the Cro K Corral. |
1.1705 |
0.04280 |
129 |
113 |
10 |
6 |
2160 |
I said, Showdown at the croquet coral! |
1.1705 |
0.04136 |
129 |
112 |
12 |
5 |
2161 |
This cruelty-free rodeo blows. |
1.1705 |
0.03832 |
129 |
110 |
16 |
3 |
2162 |
Says his name is Davey Croquet |
1.1705 |
0.04280 |
129 |
113 |
10 |
6 |
2163 |
They're looking for the man who shot their par. |
1.1702 |
0.03176 |
141 |
117 |
24 |
0 |
2164 |
It’s a wicket world we live in.., |
1.1701 |
0.03530 |
147 |
125 |
19 |
3 |
2165 |
He's the best croquet player this side of Texas and yonder! |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2166 |
I know what ya'll are thinking but they said pickle-ball wouldn't catch on either. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2167 |
It's another showdown at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2168 |
I'm here because I heard there would be pegging. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2169 |
They ain't got a real beef--it's a dang veggie burger. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2170 |
I hadn’t reckoned how profoundly the automobile will change our way of life. |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
2171 |
No wonder belt buckles are getting so big. |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
2172 |
I would have guessed it would be at least a century before we'd have weekend cowboys. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2173 |
They can really get nuts. |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2174 |
Fault if he hits a spur. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2175 |
I heard that someone has corrupted this great game by creating something called "pickle ball." A real shame! |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
2176 |
When are these guys gonna stop horsin’ around! |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
2177 |
"I reckon I'll take a shot at the winner. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2178 |
First, Cowboys and Indians, then Spaghetti Westerns, now we have Meatball Showdowns. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
2179 |
The way Nature intended: Two men. Two mallets. Two balls. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2180 |
I think the West just got a little bit less wild. |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
2181 |
These duels sure got done quicker back in our day! |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
2182 |
Liven things up, Clem - tell 'em bout the Second Amendment. |
1.1695 |
0.04552 |
118 |
104 |
8 |
6 |
2183 |
When he challenged the marshall,the Cheyenne Kid made the mistake of saying,"Choose your weapons"! |
1.1695 |
0.04390 |
118 |
103 |
10 |
5 |
2184 |
Jake didn't have a choice--his honor was at stake. |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
2185 |
I have a craving for scones... |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
2186 |
With my knees, I sure don't miss runnin' for cover. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2187 |
That's why we call 'im Dead Eye Dick. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2188 |
Croquet? More like crickets, am I right? |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
2189 |
It's called "freerange polo." The horses enjoy watching it. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2190 |
The match is over when I hit one of them
On the head with the mallet . |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
2191 |
And it really makes the best use of being bow legged |
1.1695 |
0.04390 |
118 |
103 |
10 |
5 |
2192 |
Nothing like a shoot out at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2193 |
One of them is bound to croque eventually |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2194 |
Let's get some wickets for them wackos |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2195 |
What it lacks in drama it makes up in sophistication. |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
2196 |
They play croquet like tennis players play pickleball. |
1.1692 |
0.03958 |
130 |
112 |
14 |
4 |
2197 |
Wow, he’s really killing him. |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
2198 |
Just when Blake thought he'd won the croquet standoff, Pete, the baddest cut rusher this side of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, shoots a Dolly Rush and wins! |
1.1691 |
0.03982 |
136 |
118 |
13 |
5 |
2199 |
Yeah, but wait 'til it hits a pebble and kicks up. |
1.1691 |
0.03982 |
136 |
118 |
13 |
5 |
2200 |
This is how we conduct a shoot-out at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1691 |
0.04116 |
136 |
119 |
11 |
6 |
2201 |
Feeling left out, Marco? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2202 |
With his strong follow-through, that feller might hit three balls with one swing. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2203 |
It's less barbaric than it looks |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2204 |
They now call it Fun Fight at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2205 |
I reckon it's a gunfight at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2206 |
Now This is what I call an "OK shootout at the Corral" |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2207 |
Between riding the range and playing polo for years this is what you're left with |
1.1682 |
0.04692 |
107 |
94 |
8 |
5 |
2208 |
They ride too much. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2209 |
‘…and then Tex figured heck, we walk like this might as well just play AND be the wicket at the same time’ |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2210 |
Too bad the sheriff consfiscated their guns. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
2211 |
Unless you’ve got a great jock strap,it’s no fun to play. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
2212 |
They sure have a strange way of settling things in England. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2213 |
OK is over there. This corral is for lesser infractions. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
2214 |
Cowboy croquet is not what it used to be |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2215 |
This way, the only thing that gets hurt is their ego. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2216 |
This is the KO Corral. The OK Corral is on the other side of town. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
2217 |
I don't know how we did it without the horses. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2218 |
D'ya think they'll name the game after Davey? |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2219 |
Hey malleter, malleter, malleter! Swing malleter. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2220 |
It’s a hustle… he summers in Newport. |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2221 |
Folks will long remember this battle at Croquet Corral. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
2222 |
Two words: "Gun Control." |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
2223 |
Showdown at the Rust Corral. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2224 |
Since the Kid came to town, this is our entertainment |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2225 |
It's been like this since they outlawed lawn bowls |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
2226 |
I can't help but regret bankrolling this tournament instead of finally opening that llama-themed bed and breakfast." |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2227 |
It’s plenty safer but it sure is boring. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2228 |
Looks like Tex has himself a sticky wicket. |
1.1680 |
0.04647 |
125 |
112 |
5 |
8 |
2229 |
Polo on horseback is just too much like working. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2230 |
The loser gets poisoned. |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2231 |
Yeah it's a one horse town all right, but dadgumit the Buckaroo Croquet League is tops. |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2232 |
They said they're calling it "pickleball." |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2233 |
I thought that was over after David Crockett died |
1.1680 |
0.03544 |
125 |
105 |
19 |
1 |
2234 |
Not exactly the Gunfight at the OK Corral. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2235 |
It was harder when they weren’t bow legged |
1.1679 |
0.03930 |
131 |
113 |
14 |
4 |
2236 |
Next thing you know they’ll be playing Pickleball ! |
1.1679 |
0.03930 |
131 |
113 |
14 |
4 |
2237 |
Now all we need is a stick-up wicket. |
1.1679 |
0.03930 |
131 |
113 |
14 |
4 |
2238 |
Hoop less?”
“Hoop cares? |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
2239 |
Ya spend enough hours ridin’ horses, they let ya into the croquet club as a wicket |
1.1678 |
0.03712 |
143 |
123 |
16 |
4 |
2240 |
Rickets wickets! |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
2241 |
Cowboy Croquet. You don’t need those wicket thingies. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2242 |
That's gentrification for you. |
1.1667 |
0.04048 |
132 |
115 |
12 |
5 |
2243 |
I told you Zeke, the gunfight was at the OK Corral, this here's the Croquet Corral and one heck of a shootout. |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2244 |
"No matter who wins, Boot Hill ain't never gonna be the same." |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2245 |
Noe, THAT's a tricky wicket. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
2246 |
Somebody is bound to get hurt with theses new stand your ground rules! |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2247 |
The score is 1-1,
They’ll probably end up in a draw |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2248 |
Sudden death" doesn't have a Wild West vibe anymore |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2249 |
Pickle Ball just isn’t as exciting as I thought. |
1.1667 |
0.04324 |
132 |
117 |
8 |
7 |
2250 |
Is this the shootout at the croquet corral? |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
2251 |
I hear it's really popular back east. |
1.1667 |
0.04048 |
132 |
115 |
12 |
5 |
2252 |
They use their rickets as wickets. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2253 |
Boring as hell, but still better than using guns! |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2254 |
That’s not fair. The one in black has a wider horse. |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2255 |
So much for the wild west ! |
1.1667 |
0.03501 |
138 |
117 |
19 |
2 |
2256 |
I prefer the old days, when they would do this on horseback. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2257 |
I'm thinking either horses or little wire hoops. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2258 |
Once they’re over 40 it takes forever |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2259 |
The meatballs were a bit tough tonight. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2260 |
This has been going on since high noon. |
1.1667 |
0.03751 |
132 |
113 |
16 |
3 |
2261 |
This is just the undercard. The main event starts at sunrise. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2262 |
This is exactly why I support a broad interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2263 |
Harder than it looks. |
1.1667 |
0.03333 |
126 |
105 |
21 |
0 |
2264 |
They say the sheriff hired an Ombuds |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2265 |
Done away with them sticky wickets. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2266 |
Looks like we got us a real Mexican Standoff… |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2267 |
And Easterners still think it's caused by horseback ridin' ! |
1.1667 |
0.03824 |
96 |
80 |
16 |
0 |
2268 |
The territory has gone to no-kill showdowns. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2269 |
Blah blah |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2270 |
Don't get confused when they say "You need to hit the balls between my legs." |
1.1667 |
0.04648 |
114 |
101 |
7 |
6 |
2271 |
Should we tell 'em about wickets, or just let them whack away? |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2272 |
Ya gotta admire them crotch arches |
1.1667 |
0.03721 |
114 |
96 |
17 |
1 |
2273 |
The Wild West is not the same since Bowleg Croquet has been used to settle differences. |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
2274 |
The better players ride sidesaddle. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2275 |
Only white trousers and shirts could make this more absurd. |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2276 |
They thought it'd be family friendly to rebrand the old shootout as "Human Wicket at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1667 |
0.04048 |
132 |
115 |
12 |
5 |
2277 |
You should never bring a croquet mallet to a gun fight. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2278 |
This town ain't big enough for two croo-ked masters" |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2279 |
Gosh darn, I wish someone would knock my balls around sometime |
1.1667 |
0.04321 |
120 |
105 |
10 |
5 |
2280 |
Before cutbacks they would have been on horseback |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2281 |
They’re just waitin’ til high noon |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2282 |
Settling disputes down at the Croquet Corral sure has brought down the death toll in town. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2283 |
In the beginning they tried it with horses ... |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2284 |
They'll Live. |
1.1655 |
0.03477 |
139 |
118 |
19 |
2 |
2285 |
...hope he don't hit the croquettes... |
1.1655 |
0.03765 |
139 |
120 |
15 |
4 |
2286 |
It's quieter than 6-guns and just as fun to watch |
1.1655 |
0.03624 |
139 |
119 |
17 |
3 |
2287 |
Only a durn fool would challenge Lefty Little Legs! |
1.1654 |
0.04159 |
133 |
117 |
10 |
6 |
2288 |
Showdown at the Croquet Corral" just doesn't have the same allure |
1.1654 |
0.03725 |
133 |
114 |
16 |
3 |
2289 |
Yes, this is it. The rumors of how a duel takes place has been highly exaggerated… |
1.1654 |
0.03569 |
133 |
113 |
18 |
2 |
2290 |
Sure, but AI can fix it |
1.1654 |
0.03725 |
133 |
114 |
16 |
3 |
2291 |
Rodeos ain't what they used to be. |
1.1654 |
0.03569 |
133 |
113 |
18 |
2 |
2292 |
It's the shootout at the Croquet Corral |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2293 |
The Croquet Corral |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2294 |
I heard that Homer has a pretty sticky wicket. |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2295 |
On rocky fields, they're mandated to wear a protective cup... |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2296 |
When I played, men were men. |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
2297 |
The Slow and the Live |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2298 |
Only the commie elites use wickets! |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2299 |
We decided a "dead ball" was a lot easier than a "dead body". |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2300 |
You know, I shore do miss ol’ Chuck Heston. |
1.1653 |
0.04445 |
121 |
107 |
8 |
6 |
2301 |
I'll bet you a fistful of dollars 'Dances With Croquet Mallet' wins this one. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
2302 |
How did I get here? |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
2303 |
Now even the old west is going woke |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2304 |
Shucks Wyatt, can these cowboys get any hotter? |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
2305 |
Hark! Hark! What are these that wear their balls in parenthesis? |
1.1651 |
0.04611 |
109 |
96 |
8 |
5 |
2306 |
That's what binging on BritBox can do. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2307 |
No wickets, no losers! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2308 |
You wouldn’t think it to look at’em but those are two of the fastest mallet slingers in the west |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2309 |
Well what were you expectin' at the dang "I'm O.K.-You're O.K." Corral"? |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2310 |
Well at least it doesn’t make that damn clicking noise. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2311 |
This commercial is funded by an anti-gun group. Our goal is to show dispute resolution without violence. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2312 |
We all reckoned a fight between two tech billionaires would be more exciting. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2313 |
This town ain’t the same since they closed the saloon. |
1.1642 |
0.03699 |
134 |
115 |
16 |
3 |
2314 |
I love a good game of bowquet. |
1.1642 |
0.03699 |
134 |
115 |
16 |
3 |
2315 |
I understand that in Europe, the wickets are stationary. |
1.1641 |
0.03641 |
128 |
109 |
17 |
2 |
2316 |
Dusty croquets to ride, Curly rides to croquet. |
1.1641 |
0.03807 |
128 |
110 |
15 |
3 |
2317 |
Wickets would be wildly wicked. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2318 |
I'm thinking Pickleball would have been a better choice. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2319 |
Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2320 |
This country desperately needs croquet reform. |
1.1638 |
0.03662 |
116 |
98 |
17 |
1 |
2321 |
The HOA won't allow gun duels anymore so we had to get creative. |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
2322 |
The game was invented by a frontiersman named Davy Croquet, but can only be played by bow-legged cowpokes. |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
2323 |
Dang supply chain issues are wreaking havoc,but folks are adapting. |
1.1638 |
0.04405 |
116 |
102 |
9 |
5 |
2324 |
*Life in an alternate world where the Bill of Rights only was nine amendments long* |
1.1638 |
0.03763 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2325 |
Mallet Mike is going for the kill shot on Harry's hoop |
1.1638 |
0.04405 |
116 |
102 |
9 |
5 |
2326 |
I always pay for front-row seats at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2327 |
They’re starting the Presidential debates early this year |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
2328 |
Don’t you miss having that kind of energy? |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2329 |
When you hit a bad shot like that you gotta jump straight back on the horse. |
1.1638 |
0.04572 |
116 |
103 |
7 |
6 |
2330 |
I knew something like this would happen when the NRA shut down.... |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2331 |
Love these spaghetti westerns. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2332 |
It doesn't get much better than this ... |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2333 |
This is closer to high tea than 'High Noon.' |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2334 |
Without the horse it's just croquet gone wild. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2335 |
Honestly, this town seems plenty big for them both. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2336 |
I'm telling you Jeb, it's the NRA's worst nightmare.... |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2337 |
Old Lad says to old Lady, "Do you believe in the hereafter? |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2338 |
I love the action at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2339 |
Them there bow legs make for great wickets! |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2340 |
IT'S LIKE CONGRESS, THEY WOULD RATHER KNOCK IT AWAY THAN PUT IT THROUGH THE WICKET |
1.1635 |
0.04755 |
104 |
92 |
7 |
5 |
2341 |
The exciting thumb wrestling event is next. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2342 |
It gets way more interesting when they release the bulls! |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2343 |
My money's on Slim. I've always admired his wicket, wicket ways. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
2344 |
i',m going over to the straight-leg contest.
it's tougher. |
1.1633 |
0.04398 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
2345 |
It's never too late to play ball |
1.1628 |
0.03615 |
129 |
110 |
17 |
2 |
2346 |
The OK Corral company picnic could sure use some spicing up, eh, Doc? |
1.1628 |
0.03936 |
129 |
112 |
13 |
4 |
2347 |
It's a shoot out before tea time. |
1.1628 |
0.04233 |
129 |
114 |
9 |
6 |
2348 |
It was really croquet at the O.K Corral. |
1.1626 |
0.04222 |
123 |
108 |
10 |
5 |
2349 |
Turns out this game is tough on cowboys; too much time in the saddle and you lose. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2350 |
Gabby, the blacksmith is recycling the hoops into horseshoes. |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2351 |
BE the wicket! |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2352 |
Is that a Mallet to go along with your Mullet? |
1.1626 |
0.03341 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2353 |
I liked this better when they just went straight to whacking each other. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2354 |
Lets make it interesting. I'll take ole Dewey for two shots of whiskey |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2355 |
This place got way too niche after the hipsters discovered it. |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
2356 |
A long volley looks pretty boring if you never played the game. But you never know when a bad hop can put a player down on the ground grunting. |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
2357 |
Jake says the Silver Sneakers hot yoga classes at the Y have really improved his form. |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
2358 |
We don't hardly ever need the Doc |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
2359 |
I long for the days of no-woke duels |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2360 |
We should probably re-think Happy Hour. |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
2361 |
Grudge match at the Croquet Corral |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2362 |
I think Jake's gonna win...
They don't call him " Bow legged Pete" fer Nothin! |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
2363 |
We’re trying not to waste anything. I think our new steer will appreciate this. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2364 |
Cowboys are easy pickins. It's harder to beat city slickers with their legs so tight together. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2365 |
Call me old-fashioned, but personally I still prefer the traditional wickets. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2366 |
Bigger horse, bigger wicket. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2367 |
We've found it's much more humane than gunfights. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2368 |
It's called 'Wickets,' Lou. With their sidearms on, it's called 'Wicked Wickets.' |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2369 |
He just got back from a Carnival Cruise for cowboys. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2370 |
He really hit it! |
1.1622 |
0.04710 |
111 |
99 |
6 |
6 |
2371 |
Quickest mallet this side of the Pecos. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2372 |
We shoot the loser so the stakes are still high. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2373 |
I won't tell what really happened at the O.K. Corral if you won't. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2374 |
Those cowboys sure do like playin with their balls. |
1.1619 |
0.04712 |
105 |
93 |
7 |
5 |
2375 |
How did Cricket get so Woke? |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2376 |
Dem those fancy French cowboys. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2377 |
Polo without a horse is gonna be the next pickleball. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2378 |
It's a new game. If you hit a spur, you win. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2379 |
I always bet on the one who rides the skinniest horse. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2380 |
Hate to be a Negative Ned, but I don’t think this new Cowboy Croquet League’s gonna make it.” |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2381 |
My money’s on the bow-legged guy. |
1.1619 |
0.03612 |
105 |
88 |
17 |
0 |
2382 |
I wish they wouldn’t pretend to ride horses while playing Polo. I get you’re afraid of real horses, but it makes you kinda uncomfortable and sad watching them play. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2383 |
I blame OSHA. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2384 |
I say that’s a sticky wicket, with English! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2385 |
This is why ya gotta start 'em riding ponies when their bones are still forming. |
1.1615 |
0.03908 |
130 |
113 |
13 |
4 |
2386 |
These guys are more lawn than brawn |
1.1615 |
0.03590 |
130 |
111 |
17 |
2 |
2387 |
He never took to tennis. |
1.1615 |
0.03908 |
130 |
113 |
13 |
4 |
2388 |
This is a BIG step up from when they was shootin' with marbles |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
2389 |
Loser has to be the board for cornhole. |
1.1613 |
0.04343 |
124 |
110 |
8 |
6 |
2390 |
You're right - being bow-legged IS a disadvantage in Wild West Croquet. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2391 |
They've got a score to settle. |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
2392 |
They were right. Nothing's OK at the OK Corral. |
1.1613 |
0.04190 |
124 |
109 |
10 |
5 |
2393 |
Croquet Corral just isn’t Okay. |
1.1613 |
0.03316 |
124 |
104 |
20 |
0 |
2394 |
It's like, thanks, Obama. |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
2395 |
Frankly dueling was more entertaining. |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
2396 |
We used to hoop it up." |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2397 |
I thought this was supposed to be bocce. |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2398 |
I think the game’s called “Jockey Shots.” |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2399 |
neither of them believe in the 2nd amendment |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2400 |
The trick is to get it to bounce when you least expect it! |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2401 |
Scheduling all meetings at high noon really frees up the rest of the day. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2402 |
Loser has to save the next damsel in distress. |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2403 |
The gunfire was really spooking the horses. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2404 |
I think it's a new game Billy. No points, no winners no problems. Has some political overtones I suppose. |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
2405 |
This woke version of the Old West sucks. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2406 |
The Roman Arch rules are for rubes. I Go Gothic. |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2407 |
And they said it would be boring. |
1.1607 |
0.03710 |
112 |
95 |
16 |
1 |
2408 |
The horses love watching polo. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2409 |
This town ain’t big enough for the two of us bocce ball champs. |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2410 |
The doctor got confused and eradicated the wickets. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2411 |
Biggest balls in the west |
1.1606 |
0.03624 |
137 |
118 |
16 |
3 |
2412 |
Things are different since we passed gun control. |
1.1606 |
0.03624 |
137 |
118 |
16 |
3 |
2413 |
They're serving Mojitos at high noon. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2414 |
Yippee ki o kro kay! |
1.1604 |
0.04372 |
106 |
95 |
6 |
5 |
2415 |
Man,this is easy. Last week I was playing against a tenderfoot. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2416 |
They discovered it's a little safer than horseshoes. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2417 |
This is boring me to death. Let’s go get drunk. |
1.1604 |
0.04670 |
106 |
94 |
7 |
5 |
2418 |
I know this was billed as a Spaghetti Western, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2419 |
In England, they were polo players. |
1.1603 |
0.03725 |
131 |
113 |
15 |
3 |
2420 |
How did it go with my horse at the vet? |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2421 |
Haven't they ever read Cormac McCarthy? |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2422 |
I’d be mighty careful with that high pitch. |
1.1600 |
0.04000 |
125 |
109 |
12 |
4 |
2423 |
I think that I'm a Samantha and you're a Miranda. |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
2424 |
You ever thought about exploring each others |
1.1600 |
0.03483 |
125 |
111 |
10 |
4 |
2425 |
They've really got balls. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2426 |
I thought one of them was suppose to croak not croquet. |
1.1600 |
0.04000 |
125 |
109 |
12 |
4 |
2427 |
I guess you were right, Pickleball was just a fad. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2428 |
Sheriff said it would be better this way but I still prefer settling feuds with pétanque. |
1.1600 |
0.04000 |
125 |
109 |
12 |
4 |
2429 |
Sure, they're the only ones who know how to play but it's still a fierce competition. |
1.1600 |
0.04000 |
125 |
109 |
12 |
4 |
2430 |
Dammit, Bill, I told you not to use Siri when you entered OK Corral on Google Maps! |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2431 |
Damn if they’re not swapping balls! |
1.1600 |
0.04311 |
125 |
111 |
8 |
6 |
2432 |
Yep, Bert sure is a straight shooter. |
1.1600 |
0.04000 |
125 |
109 |
12 |
4 |
2433 |
Lead shortage. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2434 |
They call themselves cowboys? They ain’t got the balls! |
1.1600 |
0.04866 |
100 |
89 |
6 |
5 |
2435 |
The best guys in town are up next just wait. We can’t give up these good seats. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2436 |
It's been that way ever since the Second Amendment was repealed. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2437 |
I love these polo practices. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2438 |
Looks like a split decision. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2439 |
'Wild West Monopoly' just iusn't the same. |
1.1597 |
0.03577 |
119 |
101 |
17 |
1 |
2440 |
Some of us old timers like to recall the OK Croquet Corral without the croquet. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2441 |
It's who gets the best shot at the Croquet Corral! |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2442 |
You see, they start here and the first wicket is 40 miles south; we find it keeps gunfights to a minimum. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2443 |
You see Ben Gun control does work.. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2444 |
The competition between these two cowboys is wicket. |
1.1597 |
0.04300 |
119 |
105 |
9 |
5 |
2445 |
The women are better technically and strategically. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2446 |
Meanwhile… In Tombstone, Arizona. |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
2447 |
They need some actual wickets. |
1.1594 |
0.03449 |
138 |
118 |
18 |
2 |
2448 |
It’s less about croquet and more about chicken. |
1.1594 |
0.03743 |
138 |
120 |
14 |
4 |
2449 |
This is about balls and strikes, all right. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2450 |
Let’s bounce…there’s pickleball down at the O. K. Corral. |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
2451 |
The NRA is having a field day. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2452 |
I told them it was an authentic dude ranch experience. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2453 |
I'm tellin' ya, this kid has the best one-shooter I've ever seen. |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
2454 |
No, I didn't say they needed rickets to play. |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
2455 |
It’l l never catch on |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2456 |
What a couple of wicket players |
1.1591 |
0.03372 |
132 |
112 |
19 |
1 |
2457 |
Thank God it’s football season. |
1.1591 |
0.03372 |
132 |
112 |
19 |
1 |
2458 |
Once we ratify the Second Amendment we won't have to put up with this crap anymore. |
1.1591 |
0.03999 |
132 |
116 |
11 |
5 |
2459 |
This is what they mean by a well regulated militia. |
1.1591 |
0.04141 |
132 |
117 |
9 |
6 |
2460 |
Their horses ran off to play pickleball. |
1.1591 |
0.03539 |
132 |
113 |
17 |
2 |
2461 |
Davy always insists it’s pronounced Croquet actually. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2462 |
My money is on the one who first figures how to lift the darn ball! |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2463 |
Back in my day, it was lawn darts that proved a cowpoke's mettle. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2464 |
Muleteers play Malleteers |
1.1589 |
0.03551 |
107 |
90 |
17 |
0 |
2465 |
It's a nice change from bocce. |
1.1589 |
0.04629 |
107 |
95 |
7 |
5 |
2466 |
Them's the craziest wickets I ever seen! |
1.1587 |
0.04127 |
126 |
111 |
10 |
5 |
2467 |
saves on coffins |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2468 |
This is stupid |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2469 |
I think he's going foe a between the legs shot, if you know what I mean! |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2470 |
Back in the day no one made fun of the loser. |
1.1584 |
0.04820 |
101 |
90 |
6 |
5 |
2471 |
Out East they play with wickets and it’s known as croquet, but our boys here call it hammer ballet. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2472 |
At least it's quieter than their pickleball phase |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2473 |
Some day this scene will be an add for a knee replacement |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2474 |
I reckon this isn’t what they meant by ‘ace in the hole’. |
1.1583 |
0.03449 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2475 |
In the back of my head, this new polo game is missing a little something. |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2476 |
It's a sudden death showdown. |
1.1583 |
0.03550 |
120 |
102 |
17 |
1 |
2477 |
We don’t need no steenkin’ wickets in cowboy croquet |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2478 |
This is the makeup game after yesterday's rainout. |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2479 |
Non-violent? Whose balls do you think they are? |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2480 |
Not pulling in the audience we hoped for at the "Croquet Corral" |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2481 |
Shootouts at the croquet corral are just not the same. |
1.1579 |
0.04112 |
133 |
118 |
9 |
6 |
2482 |
The shoot-out at the Croquet Coral will live in infamy. |
1.1579 |
0.03673 |
133 |
115 |
15 |
3 |
2483 |
The saddle maker gave them the idea. |
1.1579 |
0.04419 |
114 |
101 |
8 |
5 |
2484 |
Fact is, the Dodgers baseball team got their name from this very same Civil War 'cannonball avoidance' training exercise. |
1.1579 |
0.04419 |
114 |
101 |
8 |
5 |
2485 |
Things have been kinda peaceful here at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2486 |
Their horseshoes matches are brutal. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2487 |
That’s why they call it the Cr-O.K. Corral, Earl. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2488 |
Just like the Gladiators. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2489 |
He made the same shot in Newport and nobody batted an eye |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2490 |
His shot will go right through him. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2491 |
Who'd've imagined this match would come down to a shootout at the Croquet Corral? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2492 |
Bart always had a wicket temper. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2493 |
It would be a tougher challenge if they had to shoot the balls through wire wickets. |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
2494 |
Good thing the bocce balls are in the shed. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2495 |
Thanks to their bow legs there's no need for hoops. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
2496 |
He’s a good shot, but I hear the Kid rides sidesaddle. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
2497 |
Only real cowboys can play cowboy croquet. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
2498 |
I just knew that boy had balls! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2499 |
This is just the pre-showdown. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2500 |
It's called "self-wicketing". It's another goldarn supply chain issue! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2501 |
They saw it on Bridgerton and now it's all the rage. |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2502 |
So this is gun violence laws. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2503 |
They’re such bullheaded men. They’re trying to learn to steer the herd to the corral by knocking around those balls! |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2504 |
Something must be on Dwight’s mind, because he should be dodging that ball by now. |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2505 |
Do you think we should them that's not how you heard cattle? |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2506 |
No wickets?! You said this town was rough, but I didn’t believe you until now! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2507 |
It's gonna be huge, Slim.
We call it 'Shoot Out at the Croquet Corral'. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2508 |
It was time to stop the old shoot-outs, but I wish they'd gone to pickle ball. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2509 |
Told ya the wicket budget was frivolous. |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
2510 |
You do the croquet pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about! |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2511 |
You should see them play lawn darts! |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2512 |
Have you seen “Barbie” movie yet? |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2513 |
Next year both of these teams are making the jump to the ACC. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2514 |
City folks just can’t |
1.1567 |
0.03325 |
134 |
114 |
19 |
1 |
2515 |
They lost their sidearms in a poker game. |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2516 |
Why don't they play their own balls? |
1.1565 |
0.04205 |
115 |
101 |
10 |
4 |
2517 |
I'll be darned, it's catching on! |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2518 |
I understand they’re considering some interesting rule changes. |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2519 |
looks like that one will score! |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2520 |
I know I shouldn't be sayin' this, but I find it kind of restful. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2521 |
On Sunday it’s croquet, and then the ‘all you can eat’ barbecue. |
1.1565 |
0.03403 |
115 |
97 |
18 |
0 |
2522 |
The excitement is killing me... |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2523 |
Amazon will deliver the wickets at high noon. |
1.1562 |
0.04066 |
128 |
113 |
10 |
5 |
2524 |
Unfortunately, all the pickleball courts were taken. |
1.1562 |
0.04358 |
128 |
115 |
6 |
7 |
2525 |
Done. They play til the cows come home. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2526 |
Using bow legged cowboys as wickets is a real cost-saver. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2527 |
It is more peaceful but if one more person asks "What is this the 'Croquet' Corral?" I may lose it. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2528 |
Gives whole new meaning to the shootout at the OK Corral. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2529 |
Polo, without horses. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2530 |
They sure don’t make men like they used to. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2531 |
I’ve been thinking, and I know just what this game needs. I’m going to call it a ‘wicket’. |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2532 |
I never realized THIS was how the West was won. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2533 |
This invisible horse polo sure does thwart them animal rights weirdos. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2534 |
It used to be more fun before the gun control gang showed up! |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2535 |
Poo Loo |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2536 |
Come to think about it, it's a brilliant way to maintain your stance while your horse rests. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2537 |
They're calling it "Shootout at the Croquet Corral" |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2538 |
That's just horse shit! |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2539 |
In my experience, accuracy always beats speed. |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2540 |
You be the judge |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2541 |
It’s called bullballs. A whole lot cheaper than pickle balls. |
1.1557 |
0.04200 |
122 |
108 |
9 |
5 |
2542 |
Cowboy croquet ... wickets optional. |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2543 |
We ran out of horseshoes. |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
2544 |
We’ll have to make some changes if we want to sell this back east. |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2545 |
You’ve got some balls of steel |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
2546 |
So much quieter around here since we changed the name to Croquet Corral |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
2547 |
It was better when the whole posse played. |
1.1553 |
0.04731 |
103 |
92 |
6 |
5 |
2548 |
They're not playing with real balls. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2549 |
Don't it make yer nostalgic fer pistols at high noon? |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2550 |
Ever since Buffalo Bill Cody came back from England, the Wild West ain't what it used to be. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2551 |
The Wild West in the Hamptons |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2552 |
I tell ya, it just ain't the same since they tightened the gun laws. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2553 |
This is the strangest pentathlon I've ever seen. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
2554 |
So Ralph and Lauren finally decided to settle the score. |
1.1552 |
0.04516 |
116 |
104 |
6 |
6 |
2555 |
It gets brutal when they don’t keep the ball on the ground. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2556 |
Wide wickets, but Tex's stroke is pathetic. |
1.1550 |
0.03883 |
129 |
113 |
12 |
4 |
2557 |
That's a roquet-croquet shot which I haven't seen in years. |
1.1550 |
0.04036 |
129 |
114 |
10 |
5 |
2558 |
They got the hammer. Still figuring out the nail. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2559 |
Looks like they’re playing sudden. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2560 |
This town has a serious lack of guns and vitamin C. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
2561 |
Now, I call this high class shootout! |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2562 |
Look where Clem's shot wound up. I told you he was still battling that slice. |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2563 |
I reckon they’re tenderfoots. |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2564 |
And you thought Brokeback Mountain was dicey!! |
1.1545 |
0.04509 |
110 |
98 |
7 |
5 |
2565 |
Watching Black Bart beat the Sheriff in a game of "poison" isn't as exciting as a duel, but its a lot quieter |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2566 |
Verano de pelotas |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
2567 |
Them boys may be pacifists, but they still take their 'shoot outs' seriously. |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2568 |
Bocce Ball was cut out of most Spaghetti Westerns. |
1.1545 |
0.04690 |
110 |
99 |
5 |
6 |
2569 |
Well, I guess there is a downside to sensible gun laws... |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2570 |
The quick draw isn't as exciting since they passed the common sense gun control legislation. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2571 |
The most evenly matched sets of goalposts we've had in a long time. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2572 |
I ever thought I’d say it but, I miss the cow farts. |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2573 |
No wonder Cormac McCarthy didn't publish this one..." |
1.1545 |
0.04168 |
123 |
109 |
9 |
5 |
2574 |
Now it's so peaceful, we've lost the sheriff and the undertaker. |
1.1545 |
0.04005 |
123 |
108 |
11 |
4 |
2575 |
Handgun control has made these duels considerably more sedate. |
1.1545 |
0.04168 |
123 |
109 |
9 |
5 |
2576 |
It’s how we settle feuds here in Wicketville. |
1.1545 |
0.04005 |
123 |
108 |
11 |
4 |
2577 |
We’re ok as long as they don't pull the pins and start throwing them at each other. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2578 |
How 'bout I wrangle us some tea, in little cups, under lace doilies? |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2579 |
Another great day at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2580 |
What a bunch of crap, worst wicket impersonators I have ever seen, let's shoot um. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2581 |
Not exactly the fastest mallet in the west. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2582 |
Don’t ask what they use for the peg. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2583 |
Nothin I love more than watchin a shootout at the croquet corral |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2584 |
When they challenged a showdown "Balls Out!" I didn't think they meant this. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2585 |
Ol' Leftie, still the quickest mallet in the West. |
1.1538 |
0.03532 |
130 |
112 |
16 |
2 |
2586 |
It’s the shootout at the Old Guys Corral. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2587 |
Its a condition called "Wickets" |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2588 |
This would be a lot more interesting if they could just find those wickets. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2589 |
And all of the sudden this town is big enough for "just the two of us" |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2590 |
Saying "Dead Horses" and drawing an X on the ground to block his ball always works. |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
2591 |
They don't use wickets. That's why cowboys are bow-legged. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2592 |
Their legs act as the wickets and first one through wins! |
1.1538 |
0.04312 |
117 |
104 |
8 |
5 |
2593 |
ESPN is quite different since Disney offloaded it to Taylor Sheridan |
1.1538 |
0.04688 |
104 |
93 |
6 |
5 |
2594 |
A pitch clock would make this more interesting. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2595 |
No one dies in the end, but the stakes are still high |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2596 |
Meanwhile at the croquet coral... |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2597 |
Honestly, I didn’t think they had the balls. |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
2598 |
Mallet fight at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1533 |
0.03720 |
137 |
120 |
13 |
4 |
2599 |
I liked the old way better. |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2600 |
Yep, it’s alternate facts I believe in. |
1.1532 |
0.03806 |
124 |
108 |
13 |
3 |
2601 |
It's a modern version of the "OK Corral!" |
1.1532 |
0.03806 |
124 |
108 |
13 |
3 |
2602 |
It's called hickleball. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2603 |
Are all y’all sufisticated yet? |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2604 |
What's next? Pickleball? |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2605 |
The shoot out in the Croquet corral. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2606 |
Us arrow-legged fellers should be so lucky. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2607 |
I heard they got TV Guide Channel out east. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2608 |
What manner of men are these who wear their balls in parentheses - and then play croquet with them? |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
2609 |
It’s a forerunner to Pickleball” |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2610 |
It’s too bad their horses died, but if they put some little metal hoops in the ground, the game might be more interesting. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2611 |
The Croquet Kid used to be the fastest mallet around these parts. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2612 |
Yep, cowboy croquet is really catching on! |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2613 |
After this, they'll sumo wrestle. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2614 |
Yea hoo! Who needs the touch of a woman, when we can do THIS? |
1.1532 |
0.03434 |
111 |
94 |
17 |
0 |
2615 |
It's much safer than bull riding- those balls are too heavy to get off the ground. |
1.1532 |
0.04470 |
111 |
99 |
7 |
5 |
2616 |
Why is playing with a road apple the only thing they can do when the Internet goes down? |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2617 |
Jed wanted Bocce Ball, but Slim insisted on Croquet. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2618 |
Cant wait for football season to start. This off season has gotten off the rails. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2619 |
It’s more sustainable that way! |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2620 |
we got to get a pickleball court |
1.1527 |
0.03978 |
131 |
116 |
10 |
5 |
2621 |
Ol’ Wyatt’s got himself into another shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1527 |
0.03507 |
131 |
113 |
16 |
2 |
2622 |
Not only is this easier to follow than those complicated ball games them Easterners play,but no one'll never need to invent instant replay for this. |
1.1525 |
0.04104 |
118 |
104 |
10 |
4 |
2623 |
I hear that Davy Croquet is a champion at this game. |
1.1525 |
0.04277 |
118 |
105 |
8 |
5 |
2624 |
They're both going to need knee surgery soon. |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2625 |
Cowboy legs make the best wickets. |
1.1525 |
0.03535 |
118 |
101 |
16 |
1 |
2626 |
Did he just knock his balls off?! |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2627 |
Undertaker told me this new "mild, mild west" fad will be the death of him. |
1.1525 |
0.04104 |
118 |
104 |
10 |
4 |
2628 |
Whatever happened to ‘pistols at dawn’? |
1.1525 |
0.04277 |
118 |
105 |
8 |
5 |
2629 |
I’m thinking the town’s not big enough for two croquet players. |
1.1525 |
0.03535 |
118 |
101 |
16 |
1 |
2630 |
In a show of support for the writers, the ponies have gone on strike. |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2631 |
The wild west sure was boring before the second amendment |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2632 |
Wiley, remember back in our day, when men were men? Heck-fire, they'd do the SPLITS!" |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2633 |
Those are not regulation size wickets |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
2634 |
Rookie |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2635 |
Boring! They should have picked pickleball. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2636 |
Here at the Croquet Corral we pride ourselves on a higher class of shootout. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2637 |
Bit of a sticky wicket, eh? |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2638 |
Thank goodness they had the balls to settle this the old-fashioned way. |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
2639 |
Well, whaddaya know! They did say "Fun Night at the Croquet Corral!" |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2640 |
He told him he didn't have the balls to run him out of town. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2641 |
This is old school, let's show 'em some corn hole |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2642 |
Better to croquet than to croak. |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
2643 |
Wickets? We don't need no stinking wickets. |
1.1518 |
0.04247 |
112 |
99 |
9 |
4 |
2644 |
How many more strokes until one of em' croques? |
1.1518 |
0.04247 |
112 |
99 |
9 |
4 |
2645 |
Settlin' scores just ain't the same since they outlawed guns. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2646 |
There goes the future. |
1.1518 |
0.04247 |
112 |
99 |
9 |
4 |
2647 |
The one in the black shirt? Yeah, we fucked. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2648 |
Yes sir, I could tell early on he wasn’t gonna be no cattle rustler! |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2649 |
Since the fellas joined the Garden Club, these shoot-outs ain’t quite so dangerous. Kinda. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2650 |
It’s boring,but wait until one of them gets hit in the foot. Those malets will be hitting more than balls. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2651 |
I can't wait for hay prices to come back down. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2652 |
I'm usually for increased accessibility, but I just miss the all white country club attire" |
1.1518 |
0.04432 |
112 |
100 |
7 |
5 |
2653 |
It’s a wicket game for sure. |
1.1515 |
0.03622 |
99 |
84 |
15 |
0 |
2654 |
I hear there’s a high-falutin’ city gal carryin’ a parasol what can whack her mallet faster. |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
2655 |
They’d look more comfortable sitting on a horse. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2656 |
I supported the gun control measures, but I kinda miss the old days. |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
2657 |
If I were him I'd be quaking in my boots. Wyatt's got a wicket aim |
1.1515 |
0.03800 |
132 |
116 |
12 |
4 |
2658 |
Showdown at the wickets. |
1.1515 |
0.03800 |
132 |
116 |
12 |
4 |
2659 |
Them there are some sticky wickets. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2660 |
When you said "Let's go watch the shoot out at high noon" this is not what I was expecting. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2661 |
Wanna Sumo wrestle? |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2662 |
When did you say the new saloon would be open? |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2663 |
Them Wicket brothers have been at it all morning. |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2664 |
I love me the Shootout at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2665 |
They think they are hotshots at the OK CORAL |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2666 |
You think they have 'rickets'? I'll be darned. Coulda sworn Doc said 'wickets.' Well, at least it ain't pickle ball. |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2667 |
Croquet in the morning, duel at Noon. |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2668 |
This is 1 time those childhood ballet classes aren't helping. |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2669 |
The ticket is to aim for the testicles. |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2670 |
It's a fight to the finish. It's the first one to die of boredom. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2671 |
Are you sure the box didn’t have instructions? |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2672 |
Yep, things are back to normal here at the Croquet Corral. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2673 |
Yep -- they call him the Wicked Wicket of the West! |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2674 |
I thought you said O.K. Corral. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2675 |
Maybe simmer down on the hay. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2676 |
This ain't actually what it looks like. |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2677 |
I told the mayor gun control would ruin this town. |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2678 |
We have no undertaker so this saves work |
1.1508 |
0.03749 |
126 |
110 |
13 |
3 |
2679 |
Whoa! Leftie’s got the old stance I used |
1.1508 |
0.03749 |
126 |
110 |
13 |
3 |
2680 |
I hate wholesome fun. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2681 |
Sure it’s a whole lot quieter but it’s puttin the undertaker out of business. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
2682 |
Spaghetti Westerns now tend take on a more pacifistic dual |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2683 |
I am sure this is final. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2684 |
High Noon just makes it seem sillier. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2685 |
Captions which reference "balls" or "cojones" are predictable but unfortunately necessary. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2686 |
Lefty's got a killer shot. |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2687 |
Much less dangerous this way. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2688 |
I'd put it above watching paint dry and below pitching horseshoes. |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2689 |
In a pinch,rickets make decent wickets |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2690 |
OUCH |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2691 |
This show is ballin'. |
1.1504 |
0.04211 |
113 |
100 |
9 |
4 |
2692 |
The undertaker is not happy. |
1.1504 |
0.04211 |
113 |
100 |
9 |
4 |
2693 |
There ain't no Pickleball here in God's Country. |
1.1504 |
0.04571 |
113 |
102 |
5 |
6 |
2694 |
…they’re English… |
1.1504 |
0.03378 |
113 |
96 |
17 |
0 |
2695 |
Duels, they just ain't been the same since those goddang woke liberals in Washington foisted their so-called gun control on us! |
1.1504 |
0.04395 |
113 |
101 |
7 |
5 |
2696 |
I had sturdy legs like those young-uns once. |
1.1504 |
0.03201 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2697 |
I'll be hornswoggled if old Deadeye doesn't get another notch in his mallet. |
1.1500 |
0.04039 |
120 |
106 |
10 |
4 |
2698 |
Billy the Kid stole their wickets so they improvise. |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2699 |
They call him the Connecticut Kid |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2700 |
Duels used to be much more exciting. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2701 |
Yeah, really all it took was changing the name to Croquet Corral , and voila! |
1.1500 |
0.03351 |
140 |
121 |
17 |
2 |
2702 |
Remember when the bulls were the winners? |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2703 |
ever since that noise ordinance passed, duels have been a lot less fun |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2704 |
And they get paid BIG money for thi! |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2705 |
It looks like a bow-legged draw to me." |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2706 |
I don't like this animal friendly duels. |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2707 |
This is the original Pickleball. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2708 |
The trick is to get the ball in the air. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2709 |
He’s a six shooter |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2710 |
Climate change has made the lake surface hard all year |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2711 |
You know who the big winner is at the Croquet Corral? Vitamin D. |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2712 |
Who's winning? |
1.1496 |
0.03369 |
127 |
109 |
17 |
1 |
2713 |
They got the idea while just standing around. |
1.1496 |
0.03549 |
127 |
110 |
15 |
2 |
2714 |
Gun fights have never been the same since the aliens took over. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2715 |
He used to do shootouts on steamships, but this turned out to be much more civilized. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2716 |
Keep your balls between your legs |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2717 |
If I'd knowed they was pacifist gun-slingers I'da just stayed home. |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2718 |
Castration is one thing, but that’s just rubbing it in. |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2719 |
If you ask me, it’s just as deadly. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2720 |
You chose the weapons. |
1.1495 |
0.04365 |
107 |
95 |
8 |
4 |
2721 |
It's called Russian Croquet. I won't explain further. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2722 |
No playing horse shoes for them. |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2723 |
Next thing, you know, they'll be wearing white. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2724 |
Gag me with a chainsaw |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2725 |
They should wear protective cups for this sport . |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2726 |
That's not cricket |
1.1491 |
0.03575 |
114 |
98 |
15 |
1 |
2727 |
Our main sponsor is the saloon. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2728 |
Polo's more fun with horses. |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2729 |
Now if we could persuade them to do that on horseback we might have a winner. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2730 |
They was the best polo players in the west till they lost their horses in a bet. |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2731 |
And there goes Cotton Eye Joe! |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2732 |
Widest wickets in the wild west |
1.1491 |
0.03351 |
114 |
97 |
17 |
0 |
2733 |
I thunk ya're right, Hank. Pickleball would've been aye lil' bit more excitin’. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2734 |
You’re right, Sam. Neither of these guys can run a hoop the size of their bow legs. |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2735 |
Don't laugh, but Puddle Ball might be a very popular game someday" |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2736 |
Actually, in England they call wickets "hoops." |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |