Contest #860 Summary

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Number of captions	4554
Number of responses	724509
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	And I'm the dirty one?	1.8073	0.01931	2081	1046	390	645
1	They fly all this way just to say they ate in the Hamptons.	1.7334	0.01628	2164	986	769	409
2	I could never eat straight out of the can.	1.6979	0.01692	1751	783	714	254
3	Want anything from the snack bar?	1.6887	0.01664	1847	849	724	274
4	That’s where the locals eat.	1.6656	0.01387	3056	1580	918	558
5	Locals always know the best places to eat.	1.6611	0.01621	1868	882	737	249
6	No, Happy Hour is later. They’re just here for the Early Bird.	1.6495	0.01469	2551	1306	833	412
7	We should try that place; the locals won’t stop screaming about it.	1.6448	0.01691	1723	839	657	227
8	We better get moving, looks like they’re already serving the early bird special.	1.6426	0.01724	1718	855	622	241
9	That place has great takeout.	1.6388	0.01624	1725	816	716	193
10	The locals always know the best places to eat.	1.6372	0.01501	2216	1101	818	297
11	Wild air, blue water, endless fries, and still they squawk.	1.6196	0.01623	1785	888	688	209
12	I told you we should've gone for the all-inclusive	1.6064	0.01694	1631	829	615	187
13	Should we check out the snack bar?	1.6035	0.01597	1735	864	695	176
14	Sheer, unmitigated gull.	1.6013	0.01658	1786	936	626	224
15	When you’re white you can get away with that.	1.5976	0.01881	1434	768	475	191
16	Remember when we were young and poor?	1.5957	0.01593	1803	924	684	195
17	We can check out Yelp but it looks like it’s popular with the locals.	1.5947	0.01576	1880	974	694	212
18	See, even they pick out the raisins.	1.5876	0.01583	1940	1036	668	236
19	The buffet looks promising.	1.5857	0.01519	1972	1026	737	209
20	And Lord knows where their beaks have been!	1.5783	0.01649	1693	897	613	183
21	and your relatives criticize me?	1.5720	0.01623	1659	869	631	159
22	If we hadn't got into Crypto when we did, that could have been us.	1.5691	0.01697	1599	861	566	172
23	Ordinarily I'd be interested, but we're on vacation.	1.5690	0.01619	1703	905	627	171
24	That’s where I met my wife.	1.5684	0.01353	3211	1935	727	549
25	Next year we'll try the all-inclusive package. Their buffet looks delicious.	1.5664	0.01531	2062	1139	678	245
26	Seriously babe, ‘flying rat’ is a compliment.	1.5596	0.01579	1812	984	642	186
27	‘Gulls gone wild’, right?	1.5575	0.01712	1548	845	543	160
28	Looks like we're gonna need another umbrella.	1.5552	0.01610	1686	910	616	160
29	And I was just starting to forget about work!	1.5511	0.01825	1330	727	473	130
30	That was me before my pizza rat video went viral.	1.5490	0.01636	1663	914	585	164
31	I'd like to see one of them tackle a thick-crust.	1.5484	0.01556	1767	957	651	159
32	Tourists!	1.5471	0.01638	1570	847	587	136
33	Want to check out the local cuisine?	1.5438	0.01450	2168	1214	729	225
34	Should we scrap our dinner plans or plan our dinner scraps?”	1.5424	0.01635	2537	1706	286	545
35	Check out the local trash.	1.5332	0.01599	1701	952	591	158
36	They wouldn’t last a day in Times Square.	1.5294	0.01702	2057	1324	377	356
37	This is why you just can't let everyone in.	1.5222	0.01590	1664	937	585	142
38	This vacation’s been fun, but I’m ready for a home-rotted meal.	1.5219	0.01666	1738	1033	503	202
39	You have to admire their undiscerning palate.”	1.5166	0.01867	1750	1161	274	315
40	Shirley, I don’t see the allure of 'garbage to table'.	1.5147	0.02123	921	523	322	76
41	We should try a local place tonight.	1.5144	0.01585	1561	869	581	111
42	Pete, nothing beats sun, sand and a freshly stolen pretzel!	1.5119	0.01627	1469	819	548	102
43	Those sea gulls. They'll eat anything!	1.5118	0.01697	1403	793	502	108
44	Been there,done that	1.5093	0.02832	536	311	177	48
45	These guys would get trampled on the subway.	1.5072	0.01699	1390	790	495	105
46	Should we call pest control?	1.5072	0.02071	1465	999	189	277
47	We should really dine out more often.	1.5038	0.01708	1324	747	487	90
48	Take a break you said! Avoid the pests for a day you said!	1.5030	0.01727	1314	746	475	93
49	I don't know how anyone can eat leftovers.	1.4939	0.02183	1320	918	152	250
50	See, Howard? Gentrification affects everyone.	1.4904	0.01845	1099	628	403	68
51	The buffet looked better in the brochure.	1.4904	0.02102	1195	775	254	166
52	Don’t you hate it when seagulls swoop in and ruin the picnic?	1.4888	0.01892	1070	618	381	71
53	If the locals are eating there, it must be good.	1.4888	0.02215	1070	694	229	147
54	It's always the tourists at the all-you-can-eat buffet."	1.4823	0.02631	622	378	188	56
55	You want anything from the snack bar before they run out?	1.4772	0.02257	1029	679	209	141
56	What makes you so sure it's obvious that we're not locals?	1.4758	0.02015	908	530	324	54
57	Tom, they're trying too hard for the 'Urban scavenger' look!	1.4741	0.01982	888	511	333	44
58	You see, Martin, that's called 'open buffet' in their world.	1.4734	0.02053	883	519	310	54
59	No one knew about this place till Chris Christie came during COVID; now look at it.....	1.4711	0.02404	1004	697	141	166
60	That place should be good. It's where the locals eat.	1.4706	0.02348	884	573	206	105
61	When God puts food in the air, I'll learn how to fly.	1.4697	0.02706	594	370	169	55
62	Apparently they didn't see my review.	1.4665	0.02448	911	621	155	135
63	Last time I ate there I ended up in the emergency room.	1.4664	0.02527	879	606	136	137
64	Leave it to the flying rats	1.4663	0.02181	802	481	268	53
65	The locals always know the good spots.	1.4651	0.02355	888	583	197	108
66	The natives are relentless.”	1.4619	0.02616	892	641	90	161
67	I told you the locals are white trash.	1.4597	0.02720	831	601	78	152
68	We should probably wait until the buffet's less crowded.	1.4523	0.02507	754	498	171	85
69	You want anything from the buffet?	1.4512	0.02504	758	502	170	86
70	All it takes is one good Yelp review.	1.4478	0.02435	804	536	176	92
71	You want anything from the snack bar?	1.4460	0.02480	787	529	165	93
72	I like trash as much as the next guy, but you don't hear me squawking about it.	1.4457	0.02626	691	462	150	79
73	Bobby, we're just two critics in this world of avant-garde eaters!	1.4437	0.02351	622	376	216	30
74	Just once, it would be nice to go on vacation without your extended family.	1.4426	0.02752	662	453	125	84
75	Looks like we'll need a reservation.	1.4423	0.02510	737	491	166	80
76	You’re a bird, go tell em to shut the fuck up.	1.4415	0.02756	718	508	103	107
77	Donald Trump should die in a prison cell.	1.4366	0.03060	655	489	46	120
78	What time is our reservation?	1.4354	0.02729	666	459	124	83
79	I'm gonna hit the snack bar. You want anything?	1.4300	0.02854	614	428	108	78
80	They've not read Marie Kondo, have they?	1.4286	0.02595	532	334	168	30
81	The locals always know the best restaurants.	1.4237	0.02746	590	399	132	59
82	Murray, millennials and their ‘dumpster diving’ trends!	1.4232	0.02730	508	327	147	34
83	If the locals eat there - it’s good!	1.4198	0.02836	567	389	118	60
84	Locals always know the best places.	1.4193	0.02836	539	364	124	51
85	Those turkeys don't know what they're missing. In the city, I can get anything from Asian fusion to Zabaione.	1.4175	0.02776	479	309	140	30
86	When the line dies down, I’ll get us some lunch.	1.4175	0.02834	582	404	113	65
87	That trash can reminds me of our first date.	1.4171	0.03019	561	402	84	75
88	I told you we should have made a reservation!	1.4167	0.03088	516	365	87	64
89	Now do you see why I packed a lunch? The local food here is garbage.	1.4167	0.02876	576	403	106	67
90	Bet you’re glad we brought the cooler now…The snack bar’s swamped!	1.4161	0.02758	560	378	131	51
91	See. I told you there would be a food stand.	1.4160	0.02943	524	361	108	55
92	You should have made a reservation.	1.4159	0.03007	529	371	96	62
93	No, I stopped trying to win the New Yorker caption contest and decided to travel to exotic places instead.	1.4157	0.03236	522	384	59	79
94	You’d still be living like THAT if it weren’t for me!	1.4138	0.02870	551	381	112	58
95	Sure, but it’s ‘cute’ if they do it!”	1.4132	0.03040	501	349	97	55
96	If the locals eat there, it must be good.	1.4117	0.02896	532	367	111	54
97	Don't look at me, they're your relatives	1.4111	0.02993	523	367	97	59
98	The locals seem to like that place.	1.4103	0.02902	524	361	111	52
99	I don't get it - six yards from fresh seafood and they're still eating out of a can.	1.4102	0.03129	490	347	85	58
100	Oh great,here come the townies.	1.4096	0.02814	520	351	125	44
101	Steve, here's to living la dolce vita while they dumpster dine!	1.4070	0.02811	430	276	133	21
102	Do we have to sit next to the ‘all you can eat’ buffet?”	1.4063	0.02930	507	350	108	49
103	I’m gonna wait till there’s less of a crowd	1.4034	0.03037	476	331	98	47
104	That's my place, but I've rented it to them for the week.	1.4033	0.03014	481	334	100	47
105	Must be time for the early bird special.	1.4025	0.03057	487	343	92	52
106	It’s not the trash that bothers me. It’s the loud hip hop music.	1.4020	0.03267	490	362	59	69
107	They wouldn't last 5 minutes in Brooklyn.	1.4018	0.03194	438	307	86	45
108	Who needs Crossfit when you have a good diet, right, Sam?	1.4014	0.02744	416	264	137	15
109	Too much mainstream, Larry. We're hipsters now, remember?	1.4005	0.02866	407	263	125	19
110	And yet people seem to like them.	1.4004	0.03232	457	328	75	54
111	That right there is why I work nights.	1.4000	0.03315	425	303	74	48
112	What’s most infuriating is that they’re in incredible shape.	1.3996	0.03153	478	343	79	56
113	Shall we do lunch before it’s all gone?	1.3980	0.02796	505	343	123	39
114	I told you to make a reservation	1.3971	0.03344	408	290	74	44
115	You’ll be thankful for that parasol a little later, let me tell you!	1.3959	0.04223	245	172	49	24
116	You need anything from the snack bar?	1.3940	0.03057	434	299	99	36
117	They've got it easy. They should try hauling a slice of pizza up some stairs.	1.3935	0.03170	432	304	86	42
118	See, Al, that's the line for the new compost buffet in town.	1.3921	0.02845	380	244	123	13
119	The worst thing about retiring to Florida.......the Snow Birds.	1.3891	0.03057	460	325	91	44
120	That used to be a great little neighborhood place until the foodies discovered it.	1.3872	0.03225	421	300	79	42
121	I’ve heard good things about that can, but it’s always super crowded.	1.3850	0.03108	426	299	90	37
122	The locals know the best places.	1.3837	0.03068	430	301	93	36
123	A lifetime of conquering subways and city streets and this is what retirement brings?	1.3832	0.03078	428	300	92	36
124	Oh look, it's the bridge and statue crowd.	1.3825	0.03344	400	289	69	42
125	Sure beats dragging a pizza slice on the subway stairs.	1.3823	0.03107	429	303	88	38
126	It must be good if the locals are eating there.	1.3806	0.03197	402	284	83	35
127	They’re your relatives; you tell them to leave.	1.3799	0.03257	408	293	75	40
128	Retirement is messed up, huh, Jake? But better than the alternative.	1.3791	0.02972	335	218	107	10
129	These seaside vermin don’t even have the decency to crap on a coaster.	1.3791	0.03221	401	285	80	36
130	To think that was my sorry life before I made that Tiktok video.	1.3785	0.04352	214	151	45	18
131	This is why I don't like going anywhere with your family.	1.3770	0.03406	374	270	67	37
132	Looks like there is a good fast food joint nearby.	1.3767	0.03220	361	250	86	25
133	It's a great beach ... except for the locals.	1.3747	0.03249	371	261	81	29
134	It's like they don't even care what they put in their bodies.	1.3720	0.03224	371	261	82	28
135	Santa Monica isn’t what it used to be	1.3718	0.02998	355	238	102	15
136	It is a good sign that the locals eat there.	1.3717	0.03337	374	269	71	34
137	They really are an embarrassment. The rest of us don't scream from the roof tops every time we find a french fry.	1.3716	0.03254	366	258	80	28
138	Let's dine there; it seems to be a popular spot with the locals.	1.3714	0.03360	377	273	68	36
139	Let them eat cake. Whatever."	1.3713	0.03581	369	276	49	44
140	This is the last vacation we take with your relatives.	1.3713	0.03547	334	241	62	31
141	They're thinking my tail is a worm. But then again, that's how you and I met.	1.3706	0.03553	367	273	52	42
142	They call it takeout, Benny. I call it ‘trash-out’!	1.3705	0.02916	332	217	107	8
143	And they write plays about those guys.	1.3704	0.03536	378	283	50	45
144	Hide the oreos.	1.3692	0.03536	325	233	64	28
145	Your side of the family has no manners.	1.3692	0.03153	390	276	84	30
146	Sun, sea and rancid garbage. It doesn't get any better than this.	1.3690	0.03479	336	241	66	29
147	They eat and eat and it never shows	1.3681	0.03377	364	263	68	33
148	Good thing we came early and got all the good stuff.	1.3674	0.03344	362	260	71	31
149	We should try it; seems popular with the locals.	1.3650	0.03196	389	279	78	32
150	Another example of white privilege.	1.3644	0.03569	343	253	55	35
151	I thought that the buffet didn't open until six.	1.3634	0.03521	333	242	61	30
152	They scavenge. We "Doordash".	1.3627	0.03190	386	277	78	31
153	It’s the same overpriced trash we get in the city.	1.3623	0.03382	345	248	69	28
154	The seagulls eat more trash than we do,and yet,they get voted cute and we get voted disgusting.	1.3611	0.03641	324	239	53	32
155	Looks like there's a line at the snack bar.	1.3602	0.03340	347	249	71	27
156	I told the kids they have to wait an hour before going swimming.	1.3601	0.03284	286	194	81	11
157	There's still time for the early bird special.	1.3584	0.03444	332	240	65	27
158	I knew we should have made a reservation.	1.3569	0.03344	367	269	65	33
159	I’m going for dessert. Want anything?	1.3565	0.03398	359	264	62	33
160	No one eats there anymore, it's too crowded	1.3564	0.03214	362	259	77	26
161	That Early Bird Special doesn't look half bad.	1.3562	0.03560	320	234	58	28
162	It could be worse. People.	1.3559	0.03509	340	251	57	32
163	... and good luck finding any gluten-free options!	1.3556	0.03751	284	207	53	24
164	Ugh, I hate to be reminded of work while I'm on vacation!	1.3550	0.03422	338	246	64	28
165	The locals know the best spots.	1.3547	0.03422	327	236	66	25
166	Wouldn't last a day in the city.	1.3546	0.03313	361	263	68	30
167	That’s all we need, another luxury hi-rise.	1.3544	0.03834	316	241	38	37
168	Hey, babe, want something from the snack bar?	1.3539	0.03628	308	226	55	27
169	Ya know I came here to get away from that sort of thing...	1.3533	0.03354	351	256	66	29
170	They wouldn’t last a day in the city.	1.3529	0.03643	306	225	54	27
171	You know it’s good if that’s where the locals go!	1.3529	0.03730	306	228	48	30
172	I already checked. There's no pizza in there.	1.3523	0.03638	281	202	59	20
173	Want anything from the concession stand?	1.3521	0.03495	338	250	57	31
174	You want anything from the concession stand?	1.3515	0.03341	330	237	70	23
175	Oh don’t worry about them, we have reservations at 8pm.	1.3513	0.03265	353	255	72	26
176	Can you imagine if we acted like that?	1.3512	0.03909	299	228	37	34
177	Remember how we used to have to do that before we became influencers?	1.3511	0.03697	319	240	46	33
178	"The snack bar is open."	1.3510	0.03584	302	220	58	24
179	Let's go there for dinner...the locals always know the best places.	1.3509	0.03645	322	241	49	32
180	Let’s go there for dinner tonight. It’s always a good sign when the locals flock to a place.	1.3505	0.03572	331	247	52	32
181	You thinking garbage for dinner, too?	1.3500	0.03427	340	250	61	29
182	Hey Brenda I guess the buffets finally open	1.3497	0.03153	346	245	81	20
183	It's called DoorTrash and they deliver 24/7.	1.3497	0.03895	306	235	35	36
184	Isn’t that the guy you used to date?	1.3494	0.03784	312	237	41	34
185	In our prime, we were dumpster diving, not scavenging trash cans like these clowns.	1.3491	0.03337	318	227	71	20
186	So it looks like you're not the only rat with feathers.	1.3487	0.03655	304	225	52	27
187	Me, I prefer sewage.	1.3481	0.03482	339	252	56	31
188	Snack bar is open. You want anything?	1.3474	0.03273	331	237	73	21
189	I found where the locals eat.	1.3474	0.03560	308	226	57	25
190	We should lunch there. The locals seem to like it.	1.3473	0.03651	311	232	50	29
191	Can I get you anything from the concession stand?	1.3468	0.03714	297	221	49	27
192	They’re even more irritating than the Kardashians.	1.3455	0.03859	275	205	45	25
193	I know you packed a healthy lunch but wouldn't you prefer takeout."	1.3445	0.03482	328	243	57	28
194	Say goodbye to dessert"	1.3445	0.03290	328	236	71	21
195	Check it out—if the locals dine there, you know it’s gotta be good.	1.3445	0.03783	299	226	43	30
196	I hate when your relatives show up unannounced.	1.3420	0.03590	307	228	53	26
197	Let’s try it. I like to eat where the locals eat.	1.3420	0.03384	348	259	59	30
198	I told you not to post your location	1.3397	0.03634	315	238	47	30
199	Wanna check out the new menu next door?	1.3390	0.03455	292	211	63	18
200	Seriously? They act like they invented dumpster diving.	1.3390	0.03397	295	212	66	17
201	If I wasn't on vacation I'd be all over that.	1.3389	0.03632	298	222	51	25
202	Reminds me how we met, Hon. You pooping on cars. Me scavenging garbage.	1.3388	0.03434	307	224	62	21
203	I can't go anywhere without being reminded of work	1.3386	0.03483	316	234	57	25
204	I thought the HOA put an end to the AirBnB’s	1.3383	0.03643	266	193	56	17
205	Let's get food when the line dies down.	1.3379	0.03637	290	215	52	23
206	I'm gonna hit the buffet before all the good stuff is taken.	1.3376	0.03371	311	226	65	20
207	I read the reviews... differently. I suppose.	1.3376	0.03723	314	241	40	33
208	I remember when you would bring me garbage.	1.3374	0.03518	329	248	51	30
209	Just once, could we take a vacation without your cousins moochin' off our timeshare?	1.3367	0.03518	300	221	57	22
210	Want something from the snack bar?	1.3366	0.03595	309	232	50	27
211	Get a load of the locals.	1.3357	0.03559	283	207	57	19
212	It's a good thing you made reservations.	1.3355	0.03539	301	223	55	23
213	I spent all night scrounging a picnic for us, and there's a snack bar right there.	1.3355	0.03444	301	220	61	20
214	I find there’s nothing worse than sand in my garbage.	1.3355	0.03375	310	226	64	20
215	I'm not waiting in that line.	1.3354	0.03449	316	234	58	24
216	I think I’m going to head to the concession stand, do you want anything?	1.3345	0.03686	284	212	49	23
217	Give me a New York dumpster any day of the week	1.3345	0.03757	287	217	44	26
218	The good stuff's at the bottom, just like yogurt."	1.3345	0.03946	293	229	30	34
219	The locals always act like they own the place.	1.3345	0.03449	296	216	61	19
220	Always eat where the locals go, they know the best places	1.3344	0.03502	320	240	53	27
221	Don't look now, but here come the summer people	1.3333	0.03722	294	223	44	27
222	The locals always know where to eat.	1.3333	0.03456	282	204	62	16
223	If I had wings, I wouldn’t be doing garbage cans	1.3333	0.03654	276	204	52	20
224	It's locally sourced - trash to table.	1.3333	0.03959	267	204	37	26
225	It’s a nice place to infest, but I wouldn’t want to live here.	1.3333	0.03669	282	210	50	22
226	You can’t get stuff like this in the city.	1.3322	0.03552	295	219	54	22
227	Whaddaya mean? Locals always know the best places.	1.3322	0.03571	289	214	54	21
228	Let’s go, the line is getting long	1.3322	0.03468	289	211	60	18
229	See? I told you we didn't need to pack a lunch!	1.3320	0.03688	256	187	53	16
230	They’re too late — I got all the fries.	1.3312	0.03320	308	224	66	18
231	I'm getting hungry. Want anything from the food court?	1.3311	0.03510	296	219	56	21
232	We better get in line before they take all the good stuff.	1.3310	0.03724	290	220	44	26
233	There was a time I called that the "good life."	1.3310	0.03483	287	210	59	18
234	It's where the locals eat	1.3309	0.03724	272	203	48	21
235	It tastes better if you start at the bottom.	1.3309	0.03679	269	199	51	19
236	I told you we shouldn’t wait, now there’s a line at the concession stand.	1.3308	0.03820	266	200	44	22
237	Watch. They’re gonna ask us for Grey Poupon.	1.3307	0.04066	254	195	34	25
238	'That was totally me until you took me under your wing."	1.3304	0.03403	336	253	55	28
239	You can tell we're in The Hamptons - he just asked me for Grey Poupon.	1.3297	0.03824	276	210	41	25
240	I told you we should have called ahead for a reservation.	1.3297	0.03712	273	204	48	21
241	I think happy hour just started	1.3296	0.03667	270	200	51	19
242	Your cousins just flew in from Jersey.	1.3295	0.03876	264	200	41	23
243	Do you want to hit the buffet?	1.3289	0.03442	304	225	58	21
244	Honey, can I get you something from the buffet?	1.3288	0.03481	295	218	57	20
245	I’d like to see these amateurs try to make it in Midtown.	1.3284	0.03646	268	198	52	18
246	Can I get you something from the refreshment stand?	1.3279	0.03977	244	184	40	20
247	Before I met you I was just like them.	1.3278	0.03447	299	221	58	20
248	Beach vacations are great--except for the locals.	1.3275	0.03614	287	215	50	22
249	Better get in line - the buffet is filling up.	1.3272	0.03607	272	201	53	18
250	Can I get you something from the snackbar?	1.3268	0.03942	254	193	39	22
251	Can I get you anything?"	1.3267	0.03777	300	233	36	31
252	Wanna hit the buffet?	1.3266	0.03715	248	182	51	15
253	So what if the Yelp reviews are terrible, it’s clearly popular with the locals.”	1.3264	0.03603	288	216	50	22
254	Want anything from the buffet?	1.3260	0.03813	273	208	41	24
255	It must be good, it’s where the locals eat.	1.3258	0.03679	264	196	50	18
256	I hate it when there's a crowd at the snack bar.	1.3256	0.03460	301	224	56	21
257	Normally I would, but I’m on vacation.	1.3255	0.03548	298	224	51	23
258	If it's crowded with locals, you know it's a good restaurant.	1.3250	0.04062	240	183	36	21
259	Trust the locals to know where to get a good meal around here.	1.3245	0.03467	265	192	60	13
260	You can tell it’s authentic cuisine because the locals eat here	1.3243	0.03921	259	198	38	23
261	I told you we didn’t need to bring a cooler.	1.3240	0.04311	179	131	38	10
262	Can you believe they eat that garbage?	1.3237	0.03619	278	208	50	20
263	Look at that crowd. I told you we should have packed a lunch.	1.3234	0.03376	303	224	60	19
264	Amateurs. Let's see them pull a perfect New York slice outa that barrel.	1.3234	0.03921	269	208	35	26
265	Don't stare, but here comes Hitchcock for his walk-on.	1.3233	0.03694	266	199	48	19
266	I made a reservation for 9 pm	1.3225	0.03599	276	206	51	19
267	Have you heard what’s going on with the Governor and cousin Mickey in Florida?	1.3225	0.03914	276	215	33	28
268	Order me another mai tai. I'm going to hit the buffet before all the fries are gone.	1.3225	0.03777	276	211	41	24
269	I hate getting reminded about work when I’m on vacation	1.3224	0.03913	245	185	41	19
270	You want something from the bar?	1.3224	0.04121	245	190	31	24
271	The caterers have arrived.	1.3223	0.03187	301	217	71	13
272	I’ve eaten at that joint. I’m glad we brought food from home.	1.3223	0.03422	301	224	57	20
273	I love retirement. I don't miss the scavenging.	1.3222	0.03500	270	198	57	15
274	Must be pretty good if the locals eat there.	1.3209	0.03670	268	201	48	19
275	No more resort holidays with open buffets.	1.3194	0.03716	263	198	46	19
276	Let’s see if they could solve a maze first.	1.3190	0.03672	279	212	45	22
277	Your in-laws are here.	1.3189	0.03848	254	193	41	20
278	It’s their staycation.	1.3188	0.03808	229	169	47	13
279	Wait till they realize it’s recycling.	1.3184	0.03751	267	203	43	21
280	We’re called public nuisances while they get to be ‘beautiful creatures!	1.3175	0.03681	274	208	45	21
281	Are we doing take-out or joining the gang at the cafe?	1.3175	0.03533	274	204	53	17
282	Snowbirds, am I right?	1.3175	0.03657	252	187	50	15
283	I'm goin' to da trash—you want me to grab you somethin'?	1.3173	0.03521	271	201	54	16
284	I just can’t eat like that anymore.	1.3173	0.03687	249	185	49	15
285	Where I come from we call that ‘family style.’	1.3170	0.03534	265	196	54	15
286	The food is better in the city.	1.3167	0.03508	281	210	53	18
287	Disgusting. Is there anything they won’t eat?	1.3166	0.03791	259	197	42	20
288	It sounded perfect on trip advisor.	1.3165	0.03765	237	176	47	14
289	Kevin, beach picnics never looked so unappetizing!	1.3162	0.03377	253	182	62	9
290	I thought you said we’d never run into your relatives here!	1.3158	0.03878	247	188	40	19
291	Who would have thought anyone would want OUR trash.	1.3135	0.03692	252	189	47	16
292	And I thought your umbrella was for the sun.	1.3133	0.03679	249	186	48	15
293	Buffet's open.	1.3128	0.03785	243	183	44	16
294	Our version of Netflix & Chill, right, Greg?	1.3122	0.03353	237	169	62	6
295	New money.	1.3117	0.03870	247	189	39	19
296	I’m going to head over to the snack bar. You want anything?	1.3110	0.03667	254	191	47	16
297	Nice beach but the refreshment stand is strictly for the birds.	1.3108	0.03740	251	190	44	17
298	Check out the line at the concession stand.	1.3105	0.03638	248	185	49	14
299	If you wanna seat, you gotta get there before Scrappy Hour.	1.3105	0.03567	277	210	48	19
300	The private beaches' trash is tastier.	1.3101	0.03668	258	195	46	17
301	If I had a nickel every time one of them squawks about the portions.	1.3096	0.03633	239	177	50	12
302	Shall we grab a bite before it’s all gone?	1.3094	0.03593	278	212	46	20
303	I am healthier now that I don’t eat that trash.	1.3093	0.03901	236	180	39	17
304	I hate it when they're referred to as "flying rats"... it gives us both at bad name.	1.3091	0.03728	275	213	39	23
305	It reminds me that tomorrow, it's back to the grind.	1.3089	0.03745	246	186	44	16
306	Clearly this beach needs more pest control.	1.3089	0.03696	259	197	44	18
307	I was hoping to get away from your relatives for a few days.	1.3089	0.03696	259	197	44	18
308	Must be one of those trendy places only the locals know about.	1.3085	0.04079	201	151	38	12
309	We should try that spot. The locals seem to love it.	1.3074	0.03938	244	189	35	20
310	She never cooks. It’s always leftovers.	1.3074	0.03718	244	184	45	15
311	Friends of yours?	1.3071	0.03659	254	192	46	16
312	Rats with wings with better PR	1.3071	0.03510	241	177	54	10
313	They call them "sky rats" but frankly, I 'm the one who is insulted.	1.3068	0.03858	251	194	37	20
314	Rat with wings? Like it’s a bad thing.	1.3067	0.03685	238	178	47	13
315	Eat where the seagulls eat as my father always said.	1.3060	0.03894	232	177	39	16
316	I hope there's enough junk food over there to keep the riff raff out of our cooler.	1.3057	0.03780	229	172	44	13
317	Want anything? I’ll head over when the line dies down.	1.3054	0.03767	239	181	43	15
318	Amateurs.	1.3049	0.03824	246	189	39	18
319	I'm glad we got here early and got all the good stuff.	1.3047	0.03880	233	178	39	16
320	Can you believe that those gulls are eating that garbage?	1.3047	0.03635	256	194	46	16
321	New York City, am I right?	1.3038	0.03924	237	183	36	18
322	Now that we live in the city, I wouldn't think of eating that garbage.	1.3033	0.04015	244	192	30	22
323	The Early Bird Special is annoying.	1.3033	0.03886	244	189	36	19
324	I missed the cut off time for the July 31 contest , but thought I would enter it anyway Aah hah! And they said no one would show up for my Critcal Race Theory lecture	1.3027	0.04154	261	213	17	31
325	Can I get you something from the buffet?	1.3026	0.03983	228	176	35	17
326	The food is garbage, but you can’t beat the view.	1.3024	0.03840	248	192	37	19
327	Don't worry, I already got all the good stuff.	1.3021	0.03556	235	174	51	10
328	And folks call us “trashy”…	1.3021	0.03755	235	178	43	14
329	Ever notice how a seagull can be a 'scavenger' but I'm just 'vermin'?	1.3020	0.03829	245	189	38	18
330	Let's wait on lunch until the locals clear out.	1.3019	0.03503	265	200	50	15
331	I already ate the good stuff.	1.3018	0.04007	222	171	35	16
332	If you build it, they will come.	1.3017	0.03738	232	175	44	13
333	They’d never make it in the city!	1.3017	0.03726	242	184	43	15
334	We left the city for this?	1.3014	0.03664	219	162	48	9
335	I was right, ya gotta eat where the locals eat.	1.3013	0.03895	239	185	36	18
336	When will they learn to pack a lunch before they come to the beach.	1.3012	0.03784	249	192	39	18
337	Lets ask 'em if they deliver.	1.3008	0.03545	246	184	50	12
338	Looks like a popular spot with the locals.	1.3008	0.03584	256	194	47	15
339	They are nothing more than humans with wings	1.3005	0.04600	183	144	23	16
340	Are you sure you don’t want something off the buffet?	1.3004	0.03773	233	177	42	14
341	I’m going to check out the concession stand. Want anything?	1.3000	0.03744	240	183	42	15
342	Looks like the concession stand's open.	1.3000	0.03257	290	217	59	14
343	Want anything? I’m heading over when the line dies down.	1.3000	0.03728	250	192	41	17
344	Keep an eye on the cooler.	1.2996	0.03579	247	186	48	13
345	That was me, before I went vegan.	1.2996	0.03714	247	189	42	16
346	Your cousins can be so trashy at times.	1.2996	0.03776	237	181	41	15
347	Since I started eating clean, I'm not even tempted anymore.	1.2996	0.03890	227	174	38	15
348	You gotta admire their work ethic.	1.2991	0.03950	234	182	34	18
349	I told you it would pay off to get here early.	1.2991	0.03759	234	178	42	14
350	Where's some duck hunters when you need them?"	1.2991	0.04360	224	181	19	24
351	In a few minutes I'm going to be needing an umbrella too, and not for shade.	1.2991	0.03887	214	162	40	12
352	This used to be a nice neighborhood before these scavengers moved in.	1.2987	0.03742	231	175	43	13
353	Honestly, I'm starting to give a rat's ass	1.2987	0.03890	231	178	37	16
354	That place seems popular with the locals.	1.2986	0.03856	221	168	40	13
355	Which one of us is going to tell them it’s not gluten free?	1.2983	0.03666	238	180	45	13
356	That must be a great dinner spot - the locals are flocking to it	1.2982	0.03836	218	165	41	12
357	I'll have what she's having	1.2980	0.03968	198	149	39	10
358	Maybe we should try that new restaurant. The locals seem to like it.	1.2978	0.03647	225	168	47	10
359	At least we're quiet about it.	1.2976	0.04116	205	158	33	14
360	I wish they would quit squawking about the fact that we are a cross cultural couple!	1.2967	0.03719	246	189	41	16
361	I call them 'humans with wings.'	1.2963	0.04229	216	171	26	19
362	Your cousins are at it again.	1.2960	0.03773	223	169	42	12
363	I'd never eat that trash. They're so gullible.	1.2959	0.04119	196	150	34	12
364	I love the smell of junk food in the morning.	1.2958	0.03948	213	163	37	13
365	I like the beachside cafe.	1.2955	0.03581	220	163	49	8
366	The summer crowd has no class.	1.2954	0.03571	237	178	48	11
367	Hippies.	1.2941	0.04063	204	157	34	13
368	You wanna try some junk food?	1.2941	0.04063	204	157	34	13
369	I’ll have what they’re having.	1.2928	0.03776	222	169	41	12
370	It’s delicious, but you can’t live on that garbage.	1.2927	0.03864	205	155	40	10
371	Take a look at that, and they call my people scavengers...	1.2922	0.03601	243	185	45	13
372	I’m holding out for pizza	1.2920	0.03512	226	168	50	8
373	It’s like they’ll eat anything.	1.2920	0.03833	226	174	38	14
374	They have no idea what it was like before garbage cans.	1.2920	0.03782	226	173	40	13
375	I hate visiting your family	1.2917	0.03844	216	165	39	12
376	My guidebook says we should eat where the locals eat.	1.2917	0.04167	192	148	32	12
377	You want to try there? All the travel guides recommend eating where the locals eat.	1.2915	0.03696	247	191	40	16
378	I am glad I am past that.	1.2915	0.03762	223	170	41	12
379	Glad we decided not to take the meal plan.	1.2915	0.04021	223	175	31	17
380	Sometimes I really miss our life before winning the lottery	1.2915	0.04021	223	175	31	17
381	It’s got to be pretty good if the locals are dining there.	1.2913	0.03494	254	193	48	13
382	Since when did GrubHub deliver out here	1.2906	0.03884	203	154	39	10
383	Ugh!.. dirty , greedy seagulls. They are like people with wings.	1.2906	0.04068	203	157	33	13
384	See, I told you it's where the locals eat.	1.2905	0.04086	210	164	31	15
385	We’ve been invited for dessert.	1.2905	0.03797	210	159	41	10
386	They booked all-inclusive, I guess.	1.2902	0.03693	224	170	43	11
387	This is the life, but the best garbage is still on the Lower East Side.	1.2900	0.03771	231	178	39	14
388	Jersey.	1.2899	0.03836	238	186	35	17
389	I hate being reminded of work when I’m on vacation.	1.2895	0.03854	228	177	36	15
390	I miss the city's Michelin-starred dumpsters.	1.2892	0.03929	204	156	37	11
391	Sure, they've got it good in the summer but you can't beat the city for year round opportunity.	1.2891	0.04013	211	164	33	14
392	This would be the perfect vacation spot if we didn’t have to put up with the locals.	1.2890	0.03758	218	166	41	11
393	Pests like that ruin the beach for the rest of us!	1.2886	0.03469	246	186	49	11
394	I didn't know this beach had a buffet.	1.2877	0.03706	212	160	43	9
395	That was just thrown out, it’s barely even trash.	1.2877	0.04013	219	172	31	16
396	Let's make an app for scavengers.....we can call it "Twitter".	1.2873	0.04400	181	142	26	13
397	The locals know all the best places.	1.2872	0.04299	195	154	26	15
398	Just think, babe. If it weren't for me you'd be running with them.	1.2871	0.03887	202	154	38	10
399	Trash cans are easy. Now sewers, that’s when the fun begins.	1.2871	0.04035	209	163	32	14
400	The sun above, cool waves below, slots of garbage, and friends flying in from all over. I tell you Harry, it don't get no better than this.	1.2871	0.04092	209	164	30	15
401	Those lightweights would never make it in the city.	1.2870	0.03641	223	169	44	10
402	Can I get you anything from the food stand?	1.2869	0.03649	237	182	42	13
403	I try to eat where the locals do, but that’s a bit too exotic for my taste.	1.2864	0.03709	206	155	43	8
404	They really are white trash.	1.2864	0.03924	213	165	35	13
405	I guarantee you not one of them is documented!	1.2864	0.03891	220	171	35	14
406	Let 'em at it. The good stuff is always at the bottom.	1.2864	0.03615	220	166	45	9
407	Pfft. Can you believe these guys? They’ll eat anything.	1.2864	0.03728	220	168	41	11
408	If I did that they’d have the traps out by morning	1.2864	0.03838	220	170	37	13
409	Remember when we used to do that? Those were the days.	1.2857	0.04018	210	164	32	14
410	I'd go swimming, but I had trash half an hour ago.	1.2857	0.03487	238	180	48	10
411	So much squawking. You'd think they'd never seen a full trash can before.	1.2857	0.03736	224	172	40	12
412	Why are we living in the city when you can make a living right here on the beach?	1.2851	0.03780	242	190	35	17
413	Why is it always your relatives who show up?	1.2851	0.03844	228	178	35	15
414	Next year we spring for the all-inclusive package!	1.2851	0.03876	221	172	35	14
415	I used to do that ‘til I discovered Doordash.	1.2850	0.04073	214	169	29	16
416	Care for a little something from the refreshments bin?	1.2850	0.03630	207	155	45	7
417	Gulls just want to have fun . . .	1.2845	0.03796	232	181	36	15
418	You want fast food tonight, or should we go somewhere a little nicer?	1.2843	0.04097	204	160	30	14
419	We better make a reservation.	1.2838	0.03643	222	169	43	10
420	Damn tourists. I haven't had a decent French Fry in months.	1.2837	0.03947	215	168	33	14
421	That Chris Christie sure leaves some sweeet pickings!	1.2837	0.04263	208	167	23	18
422	This all-inclusive vacation is great, but the buffet sure attracts some undesirables.	1.2837	0.03679	208	157	43	8
423	Kids these days! Don't know how easy they have it.	1.2836	0.04138	201	158	29	14
424	Joke's on them, that's the recycle bin.	1.2832	0.04381	173	135	27	11
425	At least there are no cats here.	1.2831	0.03786	219	169	38	12
426	They’ve rented that for the entire summer.	1.2830	0.03928	212	165	34	13
427	Just ignore them, Marcia, they don't belong in the Hamptons.	1.2830	0.03985	212	166	32	14
428	No class.	1.2829	0.04251	205	164	24	17
429	You can't get this in the city.	1.2827	0.04352	191	152	24	15
430	How can they eat that crap.	1.2821	0.04161	195	153	29	13
431	Why did you invite your relatives this year?	1.2818	0.03933	220	173	32	15
432	If I weren’t retired, I’d be over there, too.	1.2818	0.04095	181	139	33	9
433	I love the all you can eat buffet.	1.2817	0.03618	213	161	44	8
434	Reminds me of college days when we didn't have a nickel.	1.2816	0.03883	206	159	36	11
435	Pickup or delivery?	1.2815	0.03625	238	184	41	13
436	Did you know a group of seagulls on a trash can is called a Republican Primary?	1.2811	0.04643	185	151	16	18
437	Every time we plan a picnic on the beach, your freeloading relatives show up.	1.2810	0.04281	210	170	21	19
438	I don't give a rat's ass - we're on vacation.	1.2805	0.04072	221	177	26	18
439	What are you complaining about? They’re your relatives.	1.2805	0.03531	221	167	46	8
440	You know, next year I oughta bring some real pizza crusts from the city to show ‘em what they’re missing out on.	1.2800	0.04020	200	156	32	12
441	I was a loser like those guys until I subscribed to the New Yorker.	1.2798	0.04162	218	176	23	19
442	Beats Panera.	1.2798	0.03733	218	168	39	11
443	I know they did it to themselves, but I still miss people.	1.2798	0.04120	193	151	30	12
444	I could get used to this.	1.2798	0.03778	193	146	40	7
445	Maybe I should go help them with that	1.2789	0.03886	190	145	37	8
446	Want anything from the trash bin while I’m up?	1.2787	0.04056	183	141	33	9
447	What do you say? Want to try the local cuisine? This joint seems popular with the natives.	1.2786	0.03876	201	155	36	10
448	With the Ozempic, I'm not even tempted.	1.2784	0.04162	176	136	31	9
449	Doesn’t their behavior make you embarrassed to be a bird?	1.2783	0.03858	212	165	35	12
450	Of course, the one snack bar is packed.	1.2780	0.04007	205	161	31	13
451	What do you say I splurge for one more night in the gutter, then it's back to the city first thing Monday morning?	1.2775	0.03868	191	146	37	8
452	‘ A weekend on the Cape’ you said. ‘ We’ll get away from it all’ you said !	1.2769	0.03951	195	151	34	10
453	Oh yeah, they fly over from the Vineyard. Everyone knows this island has the best garbage.	1.2767	0.03869	206	160	35	11
454	They have it easy, I use to have to pull an entire pizza slice through the subways of New York City just to feed my family.	1.2762	0.04226	181	142	28	11
455	"We would never...right?	1.2760	0.03850	192	147	37	8
456	Overpriced hipster joint!	1.2759	0.03674	232	181	38	13
457	Bob, the Michelin Star chefs of our age.	1.2759	0.03680	174	129	42	3
458	Back in the day, that used to be my trash can.	1.2755	0.04128	196	155	28	13
459	Hey, the concession stand is open, can I get you something? Used napkin...some old French fries?	1.2752	0.03941	218	173	30	15
460	All that money for beachfront dining and the food still tastes like garbage.	1.2751	0.03887	189	145	36	8
461	I love you, but your cousins are the worst.	1.2751	0.03959	189	146	34	9
462	Disgusting what they'll eat.	1.2750	0.03588	240	187	40	13
463	...The Riff Raff are here.	1.2750	0.03879	200	155	35	10
464	Don’t worry - I’ve already picked out all of the good stuff.	1.2750	0.03813	200	154	37	9
465	Remember when we were that young?	1.2749	0.03861	211	165	34	12
466	Just ignore them. They'll be gone the minute the landfill opens.	1.2747	0.03760	233	184	34	15
467	I like to think of them as flying versions of myself...	1.2746	0.04105	193	152	29	12
468	Birdbrains. No offense.	1.2745	0.03889	204	159	34	11
469	Summer tourists. I hate 'em.	1.2745	0.03889	204	159	34	11
470	The only difference between them and us is better P.R.	1.2743	0.04165	175	136	30	9
471	It's like that Hitchhock movie, only more ironic.	1.2743	0.04320	175	138	26	11
472	Garbage in, guano out.	1.2742	0.03925	186	143	35	8
473	I hate tourist season.	1.2741	0.04172	197	157	26	14
474	I hear it’s good, but you have to remember that three stars here is two in the city…	1.2740	0.03956	208	164	31	13
475	I don't know about you, but I'll be happy to get back to the city where we have a better selection of trash.	1.2740	0.04239	208	169	21	18
476	gulls are nothing but filthy humans with wings	1.2740	0.03978	219	175	28	16
477	Get them…they eat out of a garbage can and they’re cute! I do it and I’m disgusting!! Go figure.	1.2736	0.04179	212	172	22	18
478	Aren’t you glad we live in Manhattan?	1.2731	0.03825	227	180	32	15
479	We should’ve done the all-inclusive!	1.2727	0.03856	220	174	32	14
480	If we start eating now, they’ll be all over us.	1.2723	0.03700	224	175	37	12
481	Told you if we didn't join the picket line scabs would start taking our jobs!	1.2723	0.03886	213	168	32	13
482	How are they even Americans?	1.2723	0.04212	202	163	23	16
483	Can you believe those guys eat that stuff?	1.2723	0.03845	202	157	35	10
484	You left the picnic basket open.	1.2723	0.04128	191	151	28	12
485	Huh. They've even got a cracker barrel here.	1.2722	0.04420	169	134	24	11
486	Go ahead an’ hold up a french fry, Paula. I dare you!	1.2718	0.03667	206	158	40	8
487	How do they get those beach bodies eating garbage like that?	1.2718	0.04068	195	154	29	12
488	Next thing you know they'll move into the city and take our jobs.	1.2717	0.04269	173	136	27	10
489	I tought you said your cousins from Jersey weren't comin	1.2717	0.04109	173	134	31	8
490	Where we're from, they just leave it in the streets for us.	1.2715	0.03732	221	173	36	12
491	Brings back old memories.	1.2713	0.04032	188	147	31	10
492	Next it'll be the cockroaches	1.2711	0.04391	166	131	25	10
493	So true, isn’t it? Garbage in, garbage out.	1.2705	0.03959	207	164	30	13
494	That's why they call them GULLible	1.2704	0.03918	196	153	33	10
495	Suck in your gut, there's a couple of hotties over by the fry stand.	1.2703	0.04284	185	148	24	13
496	The brochure didn’t lie, this place really does have it all.	1.2703	0.03662	222	173	38	11
497	Get a load of these guys — eating straight out of the trash can like a bunch of animals.	1.2703	0.04215	185	147	26	12
498	I think they came from New Jersey	1.2700	0.04295	200	163	20	17
499	Remember when we were that young and naive?	1.2700	0.04054	200	159	28	13
500	I swear, I saw those same guys last week in a Target parking lot.	1.2697	0.04026	178	138	32	8
501	So glad we put a little garbage aside when we did	1.2697	0.04104	178	139	30	9
502	Look, they even have a snack bar on the beach!	1.2697	0.04104	178	139	30	9
503	All day long, and the line at the snack bar never gets any shorter.	1.2696	0.03812	204	159	35	10
504	And you can forget what you've heard about the locals knowing all the best places.	1.2696	0.03997	204	162	29	13
505	Don't you just hate being reminded of work while you're on vacation.	1.2694	0.03817	193	149	36	8
506	Floridians! Am I right?	1.2692	0.03883	208	164	32	12
507	How can they eat that garbage?	1.2690	0.04095	197	157	27	13
508	And I told him 'how dare you offer me that American cheddar garbage?' I'm from the suburbs, not the subway, and I only eat aged gouda.	1.2689	0.03773	212	166	35	11
509	This neighborhood's going to the gulls.	1.2687	0.03549	227	176	41	10
510	I told you we don't have to pack for lunch.	1.2685	0.03666	216	168	38	10
511	Impossible to get a reservation at that place.	1.2681	0.03571	235	184	39	12
512	I'm so happy we retired from the rat race!	1.2680	0.03657	194	148	40	6
513	Suddenly, the city’s dining scene doesn’t seem so bad.	1.2680	0.03800	194	150	36	8
514	I could complain about that, but I would feel like a hypocrite.	1.2680	0.04544	153	121	23	9
515	They could learn a thing or two from our weekly gourmet, eh Glenn?	1.2679	0.03820	168	127	37	4
516	I mean they have the whole damn ocean.....	1.2677	0.03949	198	156	31	11
517	And yet it's YOU they call the flying rat	1.2674	0.04352	172	137	24	11
518	Quitting the rat race was the best thing I ever did."	1.2670	0.04430	176	142	21	13
519	We used to have fun like that	1.2670	0.04113	191	152	27	12
520	The Early Bird Special buffet is open.	1.2670	0.03779	206	161	35	10
521	Food Truck’s here.	1.2664	0.03562	214	165	41	8
522	Talk about white trash.	1.2664	0.03969	214	172	27	15
523	I'm not even going to be thinking about getting back into the garbage till Monday.	1.2663	0.03931	199	157	31	11
524	I told you we should have packed something.	1.2660	0.03872	188	146	34	8
525	City dining is much more civilized.	1.2657	0.03700	207	161	37	9
526	These Florida sea pigeons are alright enough, but I can’t stand their politics.	1.2657	0.04063	207	167	25	15
527	Must they work weekends?	1.2656	0.03889	192	150	33	9
528	These gullible gulls don't know the good stuff is downtown.	1.2656	0.03889	192	150	33	9
529	Well, now we know where the locals prefer to dine.	1.2656	0.04026	192	152	29	11
530	I’m so glad I made a reservation.	1.2653	0.03969	196	155	30	11
531	On the beach no one knows you're a pest.	1.2650	0.03783	200	156	35	9
532	The food at the beach sure beats the food in the city.	1.2649	0.03833	185	143	35	7
533	Speaking of garbage, where do you wanna eat tonight?	1.2649	0.03984	185	145	31	9
534	I hate being reminded of work when I'm on vacation, ya know?	1.2647	0.03668	204	158	38	8
535	Our table will be ready in ten minutes.	1.2647	0.04535	170	138	19	13
536	We better hurry, the line at the snack bar is growing.	1.2644	0.04229	174	138	26	10
537	Just wait until that Alka-Seltzer kicks in.	1.2642	0.04140	193	155	25	13
538	Check it out. We can work remotely from here.	1.2642	0.03699	212	166	36	10
539	These spoiled shorebirds wouldn't last a weekend in Brooklyn.	1.2640	0.04312	178	143	23	12
540	In my day, foraging meant something.	1.2640	0.04238	178	142	25	11
541	The best thing about this beach resort is the all-you-can eat buffet.	1.2638	0.03972	163	125	33	5
542	The trouble with vacation? Too many locals!	1.2637	0.03700	201	156	37	8
543	Look at 'em; lazy beach bums. They'd never make it in the city.	1.2637	0.04022	201	161	27	13
544	They must be American.	1.2635	0.04634	148	118	21	9
545	So this is how the other half lives.	1.2634	0.03429	243	190	42	11
546	There go the French fries.	1.2626	0.03593	198	152	40	6
547	The locals sure know how to eat	1.2624	0.03684	202	157	37	8
548	Hungry? The brunch bar just opened.	1.2623	0.04079	183	145	28	10
549	Great, the white trash has showed up.	1.2619	0.03953	210	169	27	14
550	I've been there a couple of times. Two Yelp stars at the most.	1.2618	0.04029	191	152	28	11
551	Remember when you could do that?	1.2618	0.04164	191	154	24	13
552	Times Square trainees.	1.2616	0.04254	172	137	25	10
553	Guard the cooler.	1.2616	0.04411	172	139	21	12
554	It’s a real vacation only if someone else is eating the trash!	1.2616	0.04173	172	136	27	9
555	This is why I don't leave the city.	1.2614	0.04263	176	141	24	11
556	The new restaurant is getting quite the crowd.	1.2613	0.03716	199	155	36	8
557	Look who's here for the Early Bird Special.	1.2613	0.03784	199	156	34	9
558	Your relatives, not mine.	1.2613	0.03916	199	158	30	11
559	It’s not the garbage that kills them, it’s the Alka seltzer.	1.2611	0.04121	180	143	27	10
560	I can’t believe we used to eat like that.	1.2611	0.03734	203	159	35	9
561	What has six wings and flies?	1.2609	0.04182	161	126	28	7
562	Seagulls! There goes the neighborhood.	1.2607	0.03820	211	168	31	12
563	Lucky for me, the good stuff 's at the bottom.	1.2607	0.03512	211	163	41	7
564	I remember what bachelor life was like.	1.2606	0.04070	188	150	27	11
565	Racoons with wings	1.2606	0.03704	188	145	37	6
566	We would never…	1.2606	0.03704	188	145	37	6
567	That reminds me, what’s for lunch?	1.2604	0.04010	192	153	28	11
568	That's locals for ya' -- no taste.	1.2604	0.03961	169	131	32	6
569	I say we go with the locals' joint.	1.2600	0.03767	200	157	34	9
570	I stopped going there, the food's terrible."	1.2599	0.03845	177	137	34	6
571	Boundaries? How ‘bout trying to take a weekend vacay without your cousins always showing up uninvited?	1.2599	0.03760	177	136	36	5
572	Seagulls - they’re just flying rats.	1.2598	0.03908	204	163	29	12
573	I have a feeling of deja vu.	1.2597	0.04175	181	145	25	11
574	Sure, we're all scavengers; but at least you and I aren't from Jersey	1.2597	0.04175	181	145	25	11
575	they're feeding right into the stereotype...	1.2597	0.04175	181	145	25	11
576	Remember those days, Pidge?	1.2595	0.04229	158	124	27	7
577	And you were worried the buffet would go to waste.	1.2593	0.04250	162	128	26	8
578	Glad we're retired.	1.2591	0.03854	193	152	32	9
579	Are they relatives of yours?	1.2591	0.03784	193	151	34	8
580	Just look at that! Next year we're going to the Bahamas	1.2589	0.03801	197	155	33	9
581	You gotta hand it to these guys. They're just way better at image management!	1.2589	0.04128	197	160	23	14
582	It’s so good to get out of the city once in a while.	1.2589	0.04001	197	158	27	12
583	The pest problem has really gotten out of control.	1.2588	0.04279	170	136	24	10
584	That's us without legacy admissions	1.2588	0.04360	170	137	22	11
585	You're right, we should have made reservations.	1.2587	0.03881	201	160	30	11
586	I can't believe they eat that garbage.	1.2587	0.03816	201	159	32	10
587	Look, they're your relatives—YOU say something!	1.2586	0.04289	174	140	23	11
588	We’re really going to miss those humans when they become extinct.	1.2586	0.04049	174	137	29	8
589	And they call you sky rats?!	1.2581	0.03797	186	145	34	7
590	It’s an easy choice. The gulls eat garbage; and you, my love, pack a lunch.	1.2577	0.04040	194	156	26	12
591	I'll never get how they can afford catered events.	1.2576	0.03918	198	158	29	11
592	Seagulls. They’re raccoons with wings.	1.2573	0.04007	171	134	30	7
593	They wouldn’t last a minute in the subway.	1.2567	0.03928	187	148	30	9
594	Check out these amateurs.	1.2565	0.03943	191	152	29	10
595	Uh Oh, the Hampton's crowd just flew in.	1.2565	0.03943	191	152	29	10
596	You're not the only flying rat dear.	1.2564	0.03749	195	153	34	8
597	If we were in the city I’d be all over that.	1.2563	0.03900	199	159	29	11
598	It's sad they've never tasted real city trash.	1.2563	0.03965	199	160	27	12
599	I’ve got a hunch we’re gonna be real glad we brought this umbrella in about an hour.	1.2561	0.04378	164	132	22	10
600	I prefer to get delivery.	1.2560	0.04221	168	134	25	9
601	Do we tell them they're adopted?	1.2558	0.04314	172	139	22	11
602	Check out the work-a-holics over here.	1.2557	0.04009	176	139	29	8
603	Townies.	1.2556	0.04027	180	143	28	9
604	This restaurant is always littered with locals	1.2556	0.04103	180	144	26	10
605	oh great...now there is a queue	1.2556	0.03788	180	140	34	6
606	Garbage from a can is never as good as what you can forage in the wild.	1.2554	0.03967	184	146	29	9
607	This beach used to have a lot more trash."	1.2553	0.04122	188	152	24	12
608	Those lowlifes have no idea what it takes to get a meal in the city.	1.2553	0.03762	188	147	34	7
609	Can I not be reminded of work just once when I'm on vacation!?!	1.2551	0.03937	196	157	28	11
610	Rodney Dangerfield. What's yours?	1.2549	0.04593	153	124	19	10
611	The food stinks, but you can’t beat the view.	1.2548	0.03717	208	165	33	10
612	Talk about gross.	1.2547	0.04342	161	129	23	9
613	I can't believe you brought your cousins	1.2545	0.04092	165	130	28	7
614	Don’t they know the good stuff is in the city?	1.2545	0.04181	165	131	26	8
615	I feel for them bro....I was there before grabbing my first credit card.	1.2543	0.04213	173	139	24	10
616	Oh, Ralph, we're witnessing true raw, organic trend right there.	1.2543	0.04213	173	139	24	10
617	They depend on the tourist season.	1.2542	0.03653	177	136	37	4
618	That was me before I cut out gluten.	1.2542	0.04146	177	142	25	10
619	I’m telling you those sea gulls are the scourge of the civilized world.	1.2541	0.03851	181	142	32	7
620	The view’s better on the pier but the kids eat free here.	1.2541	0.04373	181	149	18	14
621	This is what I meant about the nouveau riche...	1.2541	0.03948	185	147	29	9
622	I'm glad we hit the snack bar before this bunch showed up.	1.2540	0.03963	189	151	28	10
623	Look at those fools. At least we have standards, Mike.	1.2536	0.03701	209	166	33	10
624	They're here every Sunday for the early bird special	1.2535	0.04002	213	175	22	16
625	The snack bar is open do you want anything?	1.2531	0.04136	162	128	27	7
626	I keep telling you. We shouldn't feed them.	1.2529	0.04177	170	136	25	9
627	‘The locals are so annoying.’	1.2529	0.03946	174	137	30	7
628	I remember when we were first married and had to dumpster dive.	1.2528	0.04048	178	142	27	9
629	We better get to the buffet table before it's picked apart.	1.2528	0.04048	178	142	27	9
630	They remind me of how it was before we won the lottery.	1.2527	0.03855	186	147	31	8
631	They aren't kidding when the say stay away from the locals.	1.2526	0.03574	190	147	38	5
632	Summer renters. They’ll be gone by Labor Day. You’ll see.	1.2526	0.03801	190	150	32	8
633	The buffet is open.	1.2517	0.04329	151	120	24	7
634	Bar's open.	1.2517	0.04119	151	118	28	5
635	So, when will your relatives be leaving?	1.2516	0.04368	159	128	22	9
636	You didn’t tell me you invited your cousins.	1.2515	0.03958	167	131	30	6
637	Were you gonna join those guys for the early-bird special?	1.2515	0.04137	167	133	26	8
638	See? Gulls.	1.2515	0.04137	167	133	26	8
639	Let them eat off the top. We'll get the good stuff on the bottom.	1.2515	0.04155	171	137	25	9
640	They wouldn't last a minute in town.	1.2515	0.03809	171	133	33	5
641	The beach is fine, it's the self-serve bar that gets too crowded.	1.2514	0.03755	175	136	34	5
642	A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here." The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."	1.2514	0.04324	175	143	20	12
643	When you're hungry, I think I found a good place where the locals hang out."	1.2514	0.04105	179	144	25	10
644	A couple of good Yelp reviews and you can’t get in the place.	1.2514	0.04105	179	144	25	10
645	What do you say we try that restaurant for lunch?	1.2514	0.04043	183	147	26	10
646	Little do they know I already got the good stuff.	1.2513	0.03683	187	146	35	6
647	Man, those seagulls are annoying. They'll eat anything!	1.2513	0.03983	187	150	27	10
648	They packaging gets them every time. They're so gullible.	1.2513	0.03983	187	150	27	10
649	“Rookie mistake to be picking trash wearing white.”	1.2513	0.03855	191	152	30	9
650	Who knew? Trash with a view!	1.2513	0.03634	191	149	36	6
651	They're everywhere - like rats, only them you can see.	1.2513	0.03871	195	156	29	10
652	I didn't realize a smorgasbord was included.	1.2512	0.03780	207	166	30	11
653	They'll eat anything.	1.2500	0.04115	168	134	26	8
654	Rats with wings" is so offensive	1.2500	0.03989	176	140	28	8
655	Funny, in Rat we call them sea-pigeons.	1.2500	0.03873	184	146	30	8
656	The locals are trashing the place again.	1.2500	0.04215	172	139	23	10
657	They're the cockroaches of the beach, Harriet...	1.2500	0.04421	156	126	21	9
658	Oh great — your cousins decided to show up.	1.2500	0.03743	188	148	33	7
659	Phil, we've figured out sun-bathing and sipping. They're still on scavenging!	1.2500	0.04054	148	115	29	4
660	You all set or do you want me to make a trip to the snack bar?	1.2488	0.03537	205	161	37	7
661	If you’re me with wings then who are they - me with beachfront property?	1.2487	0.04016	189	153	25	11
662	They're your cousins-you handle it.	1.2487	0.03873	189	151	29	9
663	Isn't this where we first met? We've come a long way.	1.2486	0.03969	177	141	28	8
664	At least we clean up after ourselves.	1.2486	0.04049	177	142	26	9
665	You wanna get some lunch Honey, before it's all gone...?	1.2486	0.04204	177	144	22	11
666	Some people just can't leave work at the office.	1.2485	0.03826	169	132	32	5
667	I placed an order for delivery.	1.2485	0.04159	165	132	25	8
668	Who do you need to know to snag such a prime reservation?	1.2484	0.03944	161	126	30	5
669	Locavores.	1.2483	0.04558	149	121	19	9
670	I used to do that, but then I met you.	1.2473	0.04057	186	151	24	11
671	Let's throw them some pizza.	1.2473	0.03891	182	145	29	8
672	Disgusting! They’ll eat anything!	1.2473	0.03812	182	144	31	7
673	They’re like Americans with wings.	1.2472	0.04332	178	147	18	13
674	Even if you live in paradise,you still gotta work.	1.2472	0.03867	178	141	30	7
675	It’s takeout again.	1.2472	0.04028	178	143	26	9
676	Relatives of yours?	1.2471	0.04009	174	139	27	8
677	Birds of a feather	1.2471	0.03619	170	131	36	3
678	You know it’s good when the locals eat there.	1.2470	0.04224	166	134	23	9
679	I’m sorry honey but your relatives are trash.	1.2470	0.04048	166	132	27	7
680	Should we tell them you're sitting on the fries?	1.2469	0.04384	162	132	20	10
681	Boy, they just gotta do something about these vermin.	1.2468	0.04182	158	126	25	7
682	Get a load of these amateurs	1.2467	0.04116	150	118	27	5
683	Looks like the snowbirds are back for the summer.	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
684	Country bumpkins. Am I right?	1.2462	0.03801	199	160	29	10
685	Sure am glad THOSE days are over for us.	1.2460	0.04037	187	152	24	11
686	I thought we left the city to escape the rat race and now this. The gall of those gulls.	1.2460	0.03584	187	146	36	5
687	I love our weekends in the Hamptons. But I do get SO tired of the locals.	1.2458	0.04086	179	145	24	10
688	Some people just have no class.	1.2458	0.03507	179	138	38	3
689	Remind me why we live in the city.	1.2457	0.03988	175	140	27	8
690	Your family's come to join us.	1.2456	0.03964	171	136	28	7
691	People call them “rats with wings”! Is that supposed to be insulting? To whom? Why can’t people just relax and smell the garbage?	1.2455	0.04370	167	137	19	11
692	We should try the local eateries.	1.2454	0.03901	163	128	30	5
693	Our Immigration rules are way too lax.	1.2444	0.03490	180	139	38	3
694	If I wanted to think about work, I'd've gone to a landfill.	1.2444	0.04141	180	147	22	11
695	they have no idea how much better the food is in the city	1.2444	0.04141	180	147	22	11
696	I taught them everything they know about fine dining.	1.2444	0.04065	180	146	24	10
697	Shall we tell them about the dumpster behind Carmines?	1.2443	0.03885	176	140	29	7
698	White Privilege	1.2443	0.04206	176	144	21	11
699	Can you believe I used to eat like that before I met you?	1.2442	0.04113	172	139	24	9
700	Don’t those pests ever take a day off?	1.2442	0.03944	172	137	28	7
701	What would those locals do without us weekenders?	1.2440	0.04093	168	135	25	8
702	I prefer last call rather than the early bird seating.	1.2440	0.04093	168	135	25	8
703	Don't make eye contact.	1.2437	0.04039	160	127	27	6
704	It's August. I told you it would be hard to get a reservation.	1.2437	0.03940	160	126	29	5
705	These youngn's today don't know how good they've got it. In my day, we carried the plague, scrounged around for a morsel on a street corner, and we liked it.	1.2436	0.04105	156	124	26	6
706	Junk food!	1.2436	0.04204	156	125	24	7
707	Our beach club is going downhill."	1.2435	0.03802	193	155	29	9
708	Rats with wings, I tell ya.	1.2432	0.04560	148	121	18	9
709	The locals don't eat organic or keto and they look fine.	1.2432	0.04458	148	120	20	8
710	Looks like they've refilled the barrel. You want anything?	1.2432	0.04560	148	121	18	9
711	You know, they really bring down the neighborhood.	1.2431	0.04045	181	147	24	10
712	They say you are what you eat.	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
713	Tempting, but I'm on vacation.	1.2429	0.03782	177	140	31	6
714	Cousins of yours?	1.2429	0.03948	177	142	27	8
715	I wouldn't touch that highly processed junk they're eating.	1.2429	0.04519	140	113	20	7
716	Sooner or later they wil take our jobs	1.2428	0.03748	173	136	32	5
717	If they can eat it, why can't we?	1.2426	0.03984	169	135	27	7
718	Wow, check out the crowd flocking to the Early Bird Special.	1.2424	0.03999	198	163	22	13
719	They look like locals, must be good.	1.2423	0.03923	194	158	25	11
720	Quite frankly, I prefer my vermin to be a bit stealthy	1.2420	0.04277	157	127	22	8
721	I told you none of the locals eat at the train station.	1.2418	0.03792	182	145	30	7
722	Didn’t you used to fly with that crowd?	1.2418	0.03543	182	142	36	4
723	I can't believe you're related.	1.2416	0.03846	178	142	29	7
724	Did we leave anything for them?	1.2412	0.04135	170	138	23	9
725	We should have brought takeout!	1.2411	0.04376	141	113	22	6
726	Have they no dignity?	1.2410	0.04288	166	136	20	10
727	I told you we should make a reservation. Now look!	1.2410	0.04114	166	134	24	8
728	Locals.	1.2407	0.04182	162	131	23	8
729	Can you believe that was us just a few months ago?	1.2407	0.03994	162	129	27	6
730	I was REALLY hoping we could leave our work at home on this trip."	1.2407	0.03994	162	129	27	6
731	I'm going for a snack. Can I bring you something?	1.2407	0.03994	162	129	27	6
732	We shoulda left earlier! Look how many people are waiting for the buffet!	1.2407	0.04089	162	130	25	7
733	Hey! I’m feelin’ peckish. Ya want anything from the snack bar?	1.2407	0.04182	162	131	23	8
734	The food is far too salty here for me.	1.2405	0.03958	158	125	28	5
735	Yeah, I’ve also got relatives like that.”	1.2405	0.04059	158	126	26	6
736	You know that I ate human food before it became popular right?”	1.2405	0.04059	158	126	26	6
737	We could buy the place next door & have an all you can eat Buffet... We'll make millions...	1.2404	0.03611	183	144	34	5
738	To us it may be rubbish, Larry, but to them it's the new sushi bar.	1.2404	0.04079	183	150	22	11
739	Come on, Frank. You’re gonna have to talk to your cousins at some point.	1.2403	0.04126	154	123	25	6
740	I told you the beach would be a great place for you to pick up gulls.	1.2403	0.04424	154	126	19	9
741	This sure beats lugging that pizza slice down the subway steps.	1.2402	0.03988	179	145	25	9
742	These guys think they’ve got it hard…try dealing with a lid.	1.2402	0.03908	179	144	27	8
743	I say we hit the food court before it's all gone.	1.2400	0.03863	150	117	30	3
744	Bah! You haven't truly scavenged until you've city-scavenged.	1.2400	0.03967	175	141	26	8
745	Look who still hasn’t been anthropomorphized.	1.2400	0.04049	175	142	24	9
746	We need to hire their public relations team.	1.2400	0.04208	175	144	20	11
747	Those scavengers. They’ll eat anything!	1.2398	0.04195	171	140	21	10
748	Vacationing at LaGuardia was the right choice...	1.2398	0.04113	171	139	23	9
749	There but for the grace of Disney go I .	1.2398	0.04028	171	138	25	8
750	If you’re a winged rat, does that make me a flightless pigeon?	1.2398	0.04113	171	139	23	9
751	Time to move North for the winter.	1.2398	0.04028	171	138	25	8
752	They seem like such amateurs.	1.2397	0.04380	146	118	21	7
753	Hey look, the snackbar is open…you want anything?	1.2396	0.03872	192	156	26	10
754	Next week, it’s back to the rat race.	1.2395	0.04265	167	137	20	10
755	They're setting up for lunch as we speak.	1.2394	0.03862	142	110	30	2
756	You know, that reminds me. Let’s eat out tonight.	1.2394	0.03780	188	151	29	8
757	“I wish they all could be California gulls...”	1.2393	0.04249	163	133	21	9
758	I'm telling you... This is what evolution is all about...	1.2390	0.04036	159	127	26	6
759	The locals have no taste.	1.2389	0.03555	180	141	35	4
760	I live in the subway, but I'm just hanging out here until Mayor Adam's war on rats is over.	1.2389	0.03642	180	142	33	5
761	They give us all a bad name.	1.2387	0.04102	155	124	25	6
762	Babe, wanna check out happy hour?	1.2387	0.03893	155	122	29	4
763	Good thing we loaded the cooler before they got here.	1.2387	0.04102	155	124	25	6
764	They should put a lid on it.	1.2387	0.04203	155	125	23	7
765	And they call you a rat with wings.	1.2384	0.04378	151	123	20	8
766	I can't stand timeshares.	1.2384	0.03954	151	119	28	4
767	That's disgusting.	1.2384	0.04276	151	122	22	7
768	Why’d you have to pick a spot so close to the buffett?	1.2384	0.04007	172	139	25	8
769	Poor things. Those guys just got laid off from Twitter.	1.2384	0.04254	172	142	19	11
770	At least we scavenge with moderation.	1.2384	0.03834	172	137	29	6
771	It's nice to see that buffets are coming back.	1.2381	0.04070	168	136	24	8
772	Rats of the sky? Don't they wish...	1.2381	0.03836	189	153	27	9
773	Some people can’t leave work at work.	1.2381	0.03798	168	133	30	5
774	Summertime, ‘n the livin is easy	1.2378	0.04044	164	132	25	7
775	I suppose I’m being a bit of a snob, but the beach has really gotten trashy since the gulls moved in	1.2378	0.04136	164	133	23	8
776	Get a load of that. Townies.	1.2376	0.03538	181	142	35	4
777	Should we hit the buffet before it gets too crowded?	1.2376	0.04025	181	148	23	10
778	What d'ya say we check out the snack bar?	1.2376	0.03789	181	145	29	7
779	And that’s why I never want to sit near the kitchen.	1.2375	0.04110	160	129	24	7
780	We work way too hard for food back in the city.	1.2375	0.03914	160	127	28	5
781	Sheesh! The job follows us everywhere!	1.2373	0.03585	177	139	34	4
782	Hey, look, this beach has carryout!	1.2373	0.04008	177	144	24	9
783	They're your relatives, you shoo them away.	1.2373	0.04008	177	144	24	9
784	Looks like the restaurant is only popular with locals.	1.2370	0.03725	173	137	31	5
785	Wannabes!	1.2370	0.03901	173	139	27	7
786	One rat’s trash is another seagull’s treasure.	1.2370	0.03901	173	139	27	7
787	I tell you, first the city and now even the beach.	1.2368	0.03819	152	119	30	3
788	That used to be me, before my retirement.	1.2367	0.04301	169	140	18	11
789	You want some pizza?	1.2367	0.03870	169	135	28	6
790	Studies in my lab show that kind of diet is unhealthy.	1.2367	0.04134	169	138	22	9
791	That? No, that ain't farm to table, sweetheart.	1.2366	0.03640	186	148	32	6
792	They don't even wait for the food to start rotting	1.2366	0.03872	186	151	26	9
793	I taught them everything they know.	1.2364	0.04202	165	135	21	9
794	This beach would be so nice if it weren’t for those ill-behaved noisy locals.	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
795	I'm just saying...I could eat.	1.2360	0.03893	161	128	28	5
796	See, come late and the best spots are already taken.	1.2360	0.03791	161	127	30	4
797	Those white trash birds will eat anything.	1.2360	0.03907	178	144	26	8
798	Go join your buddies and give me some shade	1.2360	0.03567	178	140	34	4
799	That used to be Twitter	1.2357	0.04440	157	130	17	10
800	And the scroungers shall inherit the earth.	1.2356	0.03881	174	140	27	7
801	I'll pass - I'm having the subway pizza on the way home	1.2356	0.03881	174	140	27	7
802	How do they always find us?	1.2356	0.04049	174	142	23	9
803	„Pretty sure they are called the ‚pigeons of the beach‘. Not ‚rats of the beach‘.“	1.2356	0.03794	174	139	29	6
804	Some times I can’t believe they are our kids!	1.2353	0.04326	153	125	20	8
805	Look at that. Fresh air, blue skis, garbage, I think us city scavengers have had it all wrong.	1.2353	0.04027	170	138	24	8
806	Don’t you just hate the scavengers?	1.2353	0.04112	170	139	22	9
807	Can you believe they're actually eating garbage?	1.2353	0.04123	153	123	24	6
808	What next? Humans?	1.2353	0.03853	187	152	26	9
809	We call them the pigeons of the beach. What about you guys?	1.2349	0.04001	166	134	25	7
810	What did seagulls eat before garbage was invented?	1.2349	0.03908	166	133	27	6
811	The kids are here.	1.2349	0.03617	166	130	33	3
812	I don't care if you think they're cute - they're eating my dessert.	1.2349	0.04001	166	134	25	7
813	The beach is nice, but I miss the old rat race in the city.	1.2349	0.04506	149	123	17	9
814	Yeesh! Those seagulls will eat anything!	1.2349	0.04404	149	122	19	8
815	If I'd known it was a communal beach, I would've stayed in the city.	1.2349	0.03855	149	117	29	3
816	It's totally unfair. They're just as gross as both of us. Who does their P.R.?	1.2346	0.04045	179	147	22	10
817	Can you believe those suckers are working on such a beautiful day?	1.2346	0.04158	162	132	22	8
818	Hey Rudy, those tourists are eating our lunch.	1.2346	0.03771	162	128	30	4
819	Have we got kids I don't know about?	1.2346	0.04158	162	132	22	8
820	It ain't no dumpster, but at least it's convenient.	1.2343	0.04028	175	143	23	9
821	Remember how crowded with people this beach was before the apocalypse?	1.2343	0.04187	175	145	19	11
822	Damn those filthy plague carrying, disease infested gulls.	1.2342	0.03931	158	126	27	5
823	Hey, they're your relatives. You tell them to beat it.	1.2342	0.04322	158	130	19	9
824	Don't they know the key to the middle class is the dumpster behind Trader Joes"?	1.2342	0.04131	158	128	23	7
825	I call 'em humans with wings. Disgusting.	1.2342	0.04228	158	129	21	8
826	I told you the seagulls would show up even without an invite	1.2342	0.04228	158	129	21	8
827	Theirs is a lifestyle choice, Ricky, we can’t judge.	1.2342	0.04228	158	129	21	8
828	My dad used to call them personal injury lawyers with wings	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
829	These guys never know how to relax on vacation.	1.2340	0.03526	188	149	34	5
830	White trash.	1.2339	0.04006	171	139	24	8
831	I wouldn’t eat that crap if it were in a big black garbage bag on Amsterdam Avenue.	1.2339	0.03739	171	136	30	5
832	Don't they realize there's free pizza and popcorn downtown?	1.2338	0.03994	154	123	26	5
833	Summertime,Pidgie,and the living is easy.	1.2338	0.04301	154	126	20	8
834	Looks like the mayor's plan isn't working.	1.2338	0.03994	154	123	26	5
835	See Rita,I told you there would be food at the beach.	1.2338	0.03886	154	122	28	4
836	Glad we got all the good stuff"	1.2335	0.03697	167	132	31	4
837	Yeesh... white privilege...	1.2335	0.04156	167	137	21	9
838	Those humans always leave so much trash! They're the real pests.	1.2335	0.04069	167	136	23	8
839	It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to scavenge here.	1.2333	0.04479	150	124	17	9
840	You want anything from the concession?	1.2333	0.04274	150	122	21	7
841	With the airs they put on, you'd think they invented trash.	1.2333	0.04168	150	121	23	6
842	Give'em a scrap, and you can never get rid of 'em!	1.2333	0.03532	180	142	34	4
843	I was doing that before it was cool.	1.2333	0.04274	150	122	21	7
844	That's not a skill. Let's see them pick the crumbs from an unconscious wino's beard at 3am to survive...now THAT'S a skill!	1.2333	0.04168	150	121	23	6
845	Someone should teach these seagulls how to relax!	1.2333	0.04168	150	121	23	6
846	I love those self-serve food carts.	1.2331	0.03947	163	131	26	6
847	'Fast food!'	1.2331	0.03947	163	131	26	6
848	The line at the concession stand looks pretty manageable.	1.2330	0.03841	176	142	27	7
849	Remember those days? Not as fun as it looks...	1.2329	0.03510	146	112	34	0
850	They have it so much better here than in the City.	1.2329	0.03893	146	115	28	3
851	At least they're not bears.	1.2328	0.03666	189	152	30	7
852	Poor saps… they don’t have a union.	1.2327	0.03909	159	127	27	5
853	Would it kill them to have a little pride?	1.2327	0.03806	159	126	29	4
854	Get a load of Jonathan Livingston Seagull over there!	1.2327	0.04010	159	128	25	6
855	Sure it's tempting, but we're on vacation.	1.2326	0.04152	172	142	20	10
856	With that technique, they wouldn’t last a day in the city.	1.2324	0.04080	142	113	25	4
857	It's a public beach, hence the riff-raff.	1.2321	0.03958	168	136	25	7
858	Can you imagine eating trash?	1.2321	0.04134	168	138	21	9
859	Subway platforms are SO hot	1.2320	0.04702	125	102	17	6
860	You know, the concession stand brings a sketchy crowd	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
861	Your cousins from Boston....	1.2318	0.03693	151	118	31	2
862	They've taken a tern for the worse.	1.2317	0.03926	164	132	26	6
863	They make picking through a barrel look so cheap	1.2317	0.03730	164	130	30	4
864	You know it's good and cheap when you see a flock of locals.	1.2317	0.04020	164	133	24	7
865	Some species just don't care what they put in their bodies.	1.2317	0.03628	164	129	32	3
866	I know we brought snacks but I think I smell fries...	1.2317	0.03926	164	132	26	6
867	They're your relatives; get rid of them."	1.2316	0.03986	177	145	23	9
868	They're from the Jersey Shore.	1.2313	0.04607	134	110	17	7
869	I see the Gull-ibles are back...	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
870	Please tell me you’re not related to these jamokes.	1.2312	0.03987	160	129	25	6
871	When in Rome?	1.2312	0.03887	160	128	27	5
872	There’s nothing to eat in that can. That’s the recycle bin.	1.2312	0.04085	160	130	23	7
873	You know, if we use the app we can beat the lineup.	1.2312	0.04273	160	132	19	9
874	Scavengers..how disgusting	1.2312	0.03701	173	138	30	5
875	And they call PIGEONS the rats of the bird world?!	1.2312	0.03790	173	139	28	6
876	Nature's quickest recyclers. You were smart to bring the parasol.	1.2312	0.03790	173	139	28	6
877	Check out their picnic basket!	1.2308	0.03658	169	134	31	4
878	I usually like to eat where the locals do, but I could really go for a slice right now.	1.2308	0.03842	156	124	28	4
879	I thought we came here to get away from our life back home.	1.2303	0.03803	178	144	27	7
880	We’re on vacation—the last thing I want to be reminded of is WORK!	1.2303	0.03718	178	143	29	6
881	Do you want takeout or delivery?	1.2303	0.03966	178	146	23	9
882	I think the time we can work from anywhere is over.	1.2303	0.03904	165	133	26	6
883	These coastal yokels have no idea how good the garbage is back in the city.	1.2303	0.03998	165	134	24	7
884	I told you that there was a food-stand here!	1.2303	0.04089	165	135	22	8
885	It's riff-raff like that who are ruining the beach	1.2303	0.03904	165	133	26	6
886	Do we look that pathetic?	1.2303	0.04223	152	124	21	7
887	Those guys will eat ANYTHING!	1.2303	0.04119	152	123	23	6
888	I'm so glad those days are behind us and we can finally enjoy our retirement	1.2303	0.04223	152	124	21	7
889	This resort has all the touches of home.	1.2303	0.04325	152	125	19	8
890	Looks like my Master Class on scavenging worked.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
891	The locals have a remarkable work ethic	1.2298	0.03866	161	129	27	5
892	Florida was more fun when Disney governed it!	1.2297	0.04190	148	120	22	6
893	Talk about a beach buzz kill	1.2297	0.03964	148	118	26	4
894	Government programs lead to abject dependency.	1.2296	0.04454	135	110	19	6
895	I wish I could live here year-round.	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
896	Well, I’m just happy it ain’t one a them goddam loud recycle trucks, wakin’ us up at 6:AM, Baby!	1.2293	0.04028	157	127	24	6
897	Bird brains...I went through that can a week ago...oh, no offense	1.2293	0.04322	157	130	18	9
898	How DO your relatives always find us?	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
899	And once again, all they ever bring to the summer outing is their appetite.	1.2292	0.03974	192	160	20	12
900	They're expecting us for lunch	1.2292	0.04264	144	117	21	6
901	Seagulls. The pigeons of the beach.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
902	I don’t eat anyplace that still has plastic straws .	1.2289	0.03976	166	135	24	7
903	Gawd - can you imagine having to live like that?	1.2289	0.04067	166	136	22	8
904	I thought that was OUR job	1.2289	0.04243	166	138	18	10
905	What's the point of being on vacation if you're only going to eat at the same old place?	1.2289	0.03590	166	131	32	3
906	We booked this vacation on scavenger.com.	1.2286	0.04087	175	145	20	10
907	Live the Dream!	1.2286	0.03663	175	140	30	5
908	No offence, Dear, but this place has really gone to the birds.	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
909	At least the kids are having fun	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
910	That's the Seagull Sanitation Service, they are loud but do a great job.	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
911	We should have hit the snack bar before it got busy.	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
912	I dunno, somedays I miss humans.	1.2282	0.04579	149	125	14	10
913	And they look down on us?	1.2282	0.03941	149	119	26	4
914	Remind me not to invite your cousins to the next party.	1.2282	0.04164	149	121	22	6
915	I mean, it's like, have some self-respect, would you?	1.2281	0.03806	171	138	27	6
916	We only do New York's gourmet garbage.	1.2281	0.03806	171	138	27	6
917	They've really done a good job cleaning this place up.	1.2281	0.03806	171	138	27	6
918	City folk geesh!	1.2281	0.03621	171	136	31	4
919	Flying rats?! Where I come from, we call them sea pigeons.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
920	Don't turn around, but the locals have arrived...	1.2279	0.04545	136	112	17	7
921	Take-out's busy today.	1.2278	0.04105	158	129	22	7
922	The seagulls always remind me that Manhattan is an island	1.2278	0.04202	158	130	20	8
923	I told you they'd make it a workcation.	1.2278	0.03596	180	144	31	5
924	Here comes the lunch rush.	1.2276	0.03758	145	114	29	2
925	They really are gullible.	1.2275	0.03862	167	135	26	6
926	It must be Taco Tuesday.	1.2275	0.03768	167	134	28	5
927	I’m heading over to the snack barrel. You want anything?	1.2275	0.03571	167	132	32	3
928	Flying rats.	1.2275	0.03955	167	136	24	7
929	Imagine living like this year round... I'd miss the rat race.	1.2273	0.04071	154	125	23	6
930	Leave the city and you can kiss sophistication goodbye.	1.2273	0.03745	154	122	29	3
931	That place is garbage.	1.2273	0.04071	154	125	23	6
932	Remember when this beach was undiscovered.	1.2273	0.03554	176	140	32	4
933	Looks like the tourists are starting to arrive.	1.2270	0.03723	163	130	29	4
934	There but for fortune...	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
935	Hey, they've opened a fly through.	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
936	Did I mention this place is for the birds?	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
937	I told you we didn't need to bring food.	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
938	Hah! And they call that vacation.	1.2267	0.03801	150	119	28	3
939	Have some dignity, am I right?	1.2267	0.04139	150	122	22	6
940	I remember our salad days.	1.2267	0.04139	150	122	22	6
941	Rats of the sky is right	1.2267	0.03801	150	119	28	3
942	I miss my subway pals.	1.2265	0.03578	181	145	31	5
943	So there I was, minding my own business, when all of a sudden the end of the maze appeared. And, well, here I am.	1.2264	0.04081	159	130	22	7
944	Careful what you ask AI for.	1.2264	0.04081	159	130	22	7
945	I told you your cousins were only coming for the free lunch.	1.2264	0.04081	159	130	22	7
946	Hey Pidge, Your esteemed title of rats with wings might be in Jeopardy.	1.2263	0.03778	190	156	25	9
947	I hope they're recycling.	1.2262	0.03651	168	134	30	4
948	Hope they stick to trash cans and leave kitchens and parks for us!	1.2262	0.04023	168	138	22	8
949	I'm fattening 'em up before my dinner.	1.2260	0.04097	146	118	23	5
950	They're from the bad side of your family, right?	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
951	I was there but now I got a job in a French restaurant.	1.2260	0.03626	177	142	30	5
952	'...and that's the downside of staycations.'	1.2258	0.04249	155	128	19	8
953	Sure, but would you let your sister marry one?	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
954	Let them control the french fries- we got everything else.	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
955	I actually prefer Saint Tropez.	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
956	Buffet must be pretty good if the locals are crowding it.	1.2258	0.03942	155	125	25	5
957	Glad to be out of the rat race...	1.2256	0.03994	164	134	23	7
958	Dave, they've really gotta try Postmates!	1.2256	0.03386	164	128	35	1
959	The locals know all the best places to eat!	1.2254	0.04047	142	114	24	4
960	Why did we drag the damned cooler down, when we could have just eaten there?	1.2254	0.04168	142	115	22	5
961	Why don't we ever have a picnic at the beach?	1.2253	0.03727	182	148	27	7
962	Any idea what they’re eating?	1.2252	0.03779	151	120	28	3
963	No, they're more like pigeons of the ocean...	1.2252	0.04220	151	124	20	7
964	And I thought the Hamptons were glorious.	1.2252	0.04006	151	122	24	5
965	The buffets at these all-inclusive resorts just keep getting better.	1.2252	0.04220	151	124	20	7
966	Some people don’t know how to take a vacation.	1.2252	0.04220	151	124	20	7
967	It's hard to believe that the locals actually like that garbage.	1.2246	0.04116	138	111	23	4
968	I don't know, maybe we should try it, the locals like it.	1.2246	0.04243	138	112	21	5
969	I'm just saying, if the locals are eating there, it's got to be good.	1.2245	0.03837	147	117	27	3
970	When we’re talking trash, there’s just no vacation.	1.2245	0.03837	147	117	27	3
971	Vile and disgusting? Yes. But at least they’re not us.	1.2244	0.03920	156	126	25	5
972	Looks like dinner out and then a threesome.	1.2244	0.03920	156	126	25	5
973	Never feel that itch to give up retirement then?	1.2242	0.03878	165	134	25	6
974	I hear the buffet is fabulous.	1.2242	0.04064	165	136	21	8
975	Pests Right?	1.2241	0.03747	174	141	27	6
976	If there is food your cousins always show up.	1.2241	0.03920	174	143	23	8
977	Slim pickings.I’ve eaten all the good stuff.	1.2240	0.03627	183	148	29	6
978	Whatever they leave behind is mine!	1.2240	0.03789	183	150	25	8
979	So trashy!	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
980	Nice to have someone else do the work for a change.	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
981	It's lovely being on vacation and having someone else worry about cleaning up after the humans	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
982	Can’t beat these all inclusive places.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
983	Huh, amateurs!	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
984	Now that’s the life…	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
985	The Guide says they are best fries on the beach.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
986	Oh, fuck!	1.2237	0.04195	152	125	20	7
987	See this is why I could never leave the big city—the food is trash.	1.2237	0.04090	152	124	22	6
988	God, these guys are pests.	1.2237	0.04195	152	125	20	7
989	I don't know what I ever saw in that seagull.	1.2237	0.04398	152	127	16	9
990	It's your fault. I told you this would happen if we stayed at an all-inclusive resort.	1.2235	0.03980	170	140	22	8
991	Remember Peter, class can't be taught. Just look at them!	1.2235	0.03613	170	136	30	4
992	'can you believe these guys? we are in the Hamptons!!'	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
993	I told you those appetizers would be a hit.	1.2230	0.04090	139	112	23	4
994	I say they definitely take after your side of the family	1.2230	0.04215	139	113	21	5
995	It’s always the early bird special. Never the early rat special	1.2230	0.04090	139	112	23	4
996	I know we packed snacks, but let’s go see what they’ve got over there.	1.2230	0.04375	148	123	17	8
997	Nice to be retired, isnt' it?	1.2230	0.04160	148	121	21	6
998	nothing organic in that bin...	1.2230	0.04269	148	122	19	7
999	Just ignore 'em. They wouldn't know a real flying rat if they met one.	1.2230	0.04269	148	122	19	7
1000	I'm gonna grab some fries. You want anything?" - Jesse Rosen, Jersey City, N	1.2230	0.04580	148	125	13	10
1001	I don't know about you, but I kinda miss those days.	1.2230	0.03932	148	119	25	4
1002	They oddly make me miss work	1.2230	0.04375	148	123	17	8
1003	This is what happens when you open beaches to the public.	1.2230	0.04160	148	121	21	6
1004	Like the man said, "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."	1.2229	0.03791	157	126	27	4
1005	Kids today eat too much junk.	1.2229	0.04001	157	128	23	6
1006	It’s great to be out of the rat race.	1.2222	0.03849	153	123	26	4
1007	...make you miss Manhattan? or am i being gullible?	1.2222	0.03996	144	116	24	4
1008	Freakin' locals acting like they own the place!	1.2222	0.04211	171	144	16	11
1009	You'd think they'd keep this riff-raff off the beach.	1.2222	0.03715	162	130	28	4
1010	They’re worse than pigeons, no offense.	1.2222	0.04013	162	133	22	7
1011	I begged you not to invite your Florida cousins.	1.2222	0.04162	135	109	22	4
1012	Good to be out of the rat race. Don't you agree?	1.2222	0.03996	144	116	24	4
1013	I'm going to hit the can.	1.2222	0.04456	144	120	16	8
1014	To be honest, I’m over garbage.	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
1015	Who let in the riff-raff?	1.2222	0.03715	162	130	28	4
1016	I’ll eat pizza off the subway steps, but french fries out of the trash is just crass.	1.2222	0.04116	144	117	22	5
1017	Tell me, Fred, ever think of going vegan?	1.2222	0.04456	144	120	16	8
1018	These country yokels don't know what fine dining is.	1.2216	0.03929	167	137	23	7
1019	All your eggs in one basket, I don’t give a rat’s ass, and they think it is a free seaside buffet.	1.2216	0.03929	167	137	23	7
1020	İ am happy that humans could not adapt to global warming	1.2216	0.04020	167	138	21	8
1021	I doubt they know the difference between a sushi and a mochi.	1.2215	0.04175	158	131	19	8
1022	Looks like the locals and I have similar taste in dining out.	1.2215	0.04078	158	130	21	7
1023	Hey babe, remember when we used to live like that, before we found love?	1.2215	0.03909	149	120	25	4
1024	For lunch, I suggest we try where the locals eat.	1.2215	0.04134	149	122	21	6
1025	If there is one thing I can't stand, it's a scavenger.	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
1026	And to think we came to escape the city's vermin.	1.2214	0.04064	140	113	23	4
1027	I just feel guilty taking time off.	1.2214	0.04064	140	113	23	4
1028	1. Rat with wings 2. Sand 3. (Sea)Rats with wings 4. Rat sans wings	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
1029	You know I miss the old days. Now this beach is going to the boids, present company excluded.	1.2209	0.03938	172	142	22	8
1030	Welcome to paradise.	1.2209	0.03761	172	140	26	6
1031	Some people just seem to have to spoil it for everyone.	1.2209	0.03796	163	132	26	5
1032	There wasn’t even anything good in there.	1.2208	0.04247	154	128	18	8
1033	I checked that one out. It’s for the birds.	1.2208	0.03936	154	125	24	5
1034	Relax, them birds don't know nothin' you don't.	1.2207	0.03849	145	116	26	3
1035	I'm tellin' you, Helen. This is why I always pack my own garbage.	1.2207	0.04091	145	118	22	5
1036	Gotta be decent, all the locals are there.	1.2207	0.04091	145	118	22	5
1037	Have to admit, those fries are good.	1.2207	0.04206	145	119	20	6
1038	Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.	1.2207	0.04318	145	120	18	7
1039	Word on the street is seagulls are the new pigeons	1.2206	0.04264	136	111	20	5
1040	They may think it’s good, but they’ve never eaten at a Michelin 5-star.	1.2202	0.03816	168	137	25	6
1041	Get a load of these guys- in broad daylight! No shame.	1.2202	0.03721	168	136	27	5
1042	Go tell your relatives it's time to migrate.	1.2201	0.03641	159	127	29	3
1043	I'd like to see them try that in Bed-Stuy.	1.2201	0.04339	159	134	15	10
1044	I hate pests!	1.2200	0.03999	150	122	23	5
1045	...oh they think they are so faaaaancy eating at the sea view trash can.	1.2200	0.04109	150	123	21	6
1046	It was better until THEY started coming here	1.2200	0.03768	150	120	27	3
1047	Maybe try to spare a thought for the folks who have to work on a holiday.	1.2200	0.04524	150	127	13	10
1048	That reminds me, what do you want for dinner?	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1049	You want something from the snack bar before the locals grab all the good stuff??	1.2197	0.04602	132	110	15	7
1050	The city really needs to do something about this.	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
1051	Well would you look at that? Don't hear them complaining about left-overs again!	1.2197	0.03917	173	143	22	8
1052	They've got a good gig here.	1.2194	0.03913	155	126	24	5
1053	Like sands through the hourglass...	1.2194	0.04018	155	127	22	6
1054	Too limited a menu	1.2194	0.04018	155	127	22	6
1055	They're wasting their time. I already got everything good out of there.	1.2194	0.04121	155	128	20	7
1056	Those guys will the food right out of your mouth.	1.2192	0.03947	146	118	24	4
1057	Those birds are makin' me hungry. Want something from the diner? ?	1.2192	0.04065	146	119	22	5
1058	Would you like something from the cafe?	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
1059	And we’re the pests?	1.2190	0.04361	137	113	18	6
1060	They are looking at the wrong place.	1.2190	0.03974	137	110	24	3
1061	Everybody knows they’re just rats with wings	1.2189	0.03795	169	138	25	6
1062	I hear they helicoptered in.	1.2188	0.03933	160	131	23	6
1063	The Indica gummies you put on the top of the heap haven't kicked in yet	1.2185	0.04085	151	124	21	6
1064	You can have the leftovers. I’m on vacay.	1.2185	0.03975	151	123	23	5
1065	And they say we’re the problem	1.2185	0.04944	119	100	12	7
1066	I find it hard to believe you didn’t know your ex was going to be here, Laverne!	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
1067	Pretty sad as they are eating our leftovers !	1.2183	0.04012	142	115	23	4
1068	God the summer people are so entitled	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
1069	I remember when that was us.	1.2182	0.03552	165	132	30	3
1070	Those could be our kids.	1.2180	0.04042	133	107	23	3
1071	And get this….It takes three of them to carry one slice of Pizza!	1.2180	0.04694	133	112	13	8
1072	The food here is strictly for the birds.	1.2179	0.04097	156	129	20	7
1073	. "I love these all inclusive garbage dump vacations"	1.2179	0.03557	156	124	30	2
1074	I know you don't get it, but calling you guys Flying Rats offends me.	1.2177	0.04265	147	122	18	7
1075	The good stuff is on the bottom marinating	1.2177	0.03923	147	119	24	4
1076	Aren’t you glad we used my travel agent?	1.2177	0.04040	147	120	22	5
1077	This used to be a dream neighborhood	1.2177	0.03678	147	117	28	2
1078	Some folks just can’t take a day off!	1.2177	0.03678	147	117	28	2
1079	How about this joint? It looks popular with the locals.	1.2176	0.03586	170	137	29	4
1080	Don't they have access to the entire sea?	1.2174	0.04452	138	115	16	7
1081	Workaholics, man.	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
1082	How uncivilized. I thought this was a private beach?	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
1083	I like this place. The locals are our kind of folks.	1.2171	0.04042	175	147	18	10
1084	In the city, we at least have the decency to keep quiet and let people enjoy the trash for once.	1.2171	0.03951	152	124	23	5
1085	That's why I prefer to work nights.	1.2171	0.03840	152	123	25	4
1086	If you're hungry the barrel next to us has a four star rating.	1.2171	0.03951	152	124	23	5
1087	I told you, that garbage is for the birds.	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
1088	Everybody comes here for the trash.	1.2169	0.03925	166	137	22	7
1089	Some folks just don't know how to take a break from work.	1.2169	0.03925	166	137	22	7
1090	There go your leftovers from Penn Station	1.2169	0.03831	166	136	24	6
1091	Damn Section 8 housing	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
1092	If we don't scoot on over to the buffet, we'll miss out on all the old, cold, greasy, limp, french fries.	1.2168	0.04109	143	117	21	5
1093	And they say you’re a rat with wings!	1.2168	0.04454	143	120	15	8
1094	I don't like talking about work when I'm on vacation.	1.2166	0.03761	157	127	26	4
1095	I don't know why we come here. The seagulls get the best of everything.	1.2166	0.03972	157	129	22	6
1096	Ugh! Long Island riffraff is back.	1.2166	0.03972	157	129	22	6
1097	I told you we didn’t need to bring so much trash.	1.2164	0.04414	134	111	17	6
1098	No respect for boundaries.	1.2164	0.03567	171	138	29	4
1099	The jokes on them. I got the last slice.	1.2164	0.03470	171	137	31	3
1100	I told you we shouldn't sit next to the trash. GAWD.	1.2162	0.04016	148	121	22	5
1101	Look at these guys. They have no idea what real pizza tastes like.	1.2162	0.03899	148	120	24	4
1102	You’re too hard on yourself. If anyone’s a flying rat, it’s them	1.2162	0.04128	148	122	20	6
1103	Once they eat the fries, we’ll have our pick of the litter.	1.2159	0.03503	176	142	30	4
1104	Why can't we all just get along.	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1105	Roaches of the sea, those gulls.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1106	Should “Pizza Rat” come out of retirement and show them how it’s done?	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1107	New drive-thru!	1.2157	0.04141	153	127	19	7
1108	The kiosk is open.	1.2157	0.04036	153	126	21	6
1109	Those guys don't know what they are missing, street food is far superior.	1.2157	0.04036	153	126	21	6
1110	The remains of the day are pretty good.	1.2157	0.03928	153	125	23	5
1111	Would it kill them if they took a day off from work?	1.2157	0.03703	153	123	27	3
1112	Hosts with the most! I’ll have the fries. What do you want honey?	1.2157	0.03817	153	124	25	4
1113	I can't relax having these locals around.	1.2157	0.03703	153	123	27	3
1114	Do you think we’re supposed to tip them?	1.2157	0.04036	153	126	21	6
1115	Even I wouldn't eat that garbage.	1.2157	0.04244	153	128	17	8
1116	At least we don’t shit where we eat.	1.2157	0.04244	153	128	17	8
1117	That’s why everyone is moving to Florida.	1.2156	0.03714	167	136	26	5
1118	On our day off, the last thing we need is to be reminded of work.	1.2153	0.03838	144	116	25	3
1119	How come you are not like the other birds?	1.2153	0.04200	144	119	19	6
1120	2 hours on the L.I.E. for this?	1.2153	0.04083	144	118	21	5
1121	You should head over to the buffet for the early bird special.	1.2152	0.03846	158	129	24	5
1122	Watching the locals schlep while we relax is the whole point. The sweet spot of vacationing is Schadenfreude.	1.2152	0.04244	158	133	16	9
1123	I told you we came out too late; the feral cats got the best spot.	1.2152	0.04148	158	132	18	8
1124	Let's join them for an orgy	1.2152	0.03739	158	128	26	4
1125	It’s obvious they have not seen the latest Michelin ratings.	1.2152	0.03949	158	130	22	6
1126	I realize we're just day trippers, but I hope they save us some.	1.2148	0.04508	135	113	15	7
1127	Those guys could ruin the city.	1.2148	0.04256	135	111	19	5
1128	See this why I hate going the beach with your sisters family.	1.2148	0.04256	135	111	19	5
1129	Bet they never experienced a half-eaten pastrami sandwich	1.2148	0.03991	149	122	22	5
1130	They have NO idea what’s in this cooler.	1.2148	0.03991	149	122	22	5
1131	Promise me this is the last time you book with air bin and bin.	1.2148	0.04319	149	125	16	8
1132	Will your freeloading cousins be joining us for our lunch?	1.2148	0.04212	149	124	18	7
1133	Reminds me just how much I miss the subway.	1.2148	0.03991	149	122	22	5
1134	It’s sad. They can’t just enjoy a day off at the beach.	1.2147	0.03768	163	133	25	5
1135	Can I go get some junk food, too?	1.2143	0.03789	168	138	24	6
1136	They're working remotely.	1.2143	0.04218	154	129	17	8
1137	Get a load of those guys. That kind of behavior wouldn’t fly in the city.”	1.2143	0.03905	154	126	23	5
1138	Whenever it’s my family, it’s an infestation.	1.2143	0.04117	154	128	19	7
1139	Hey, how much are you charging them for taking care of the garbage.	1.2143	0.03905	154	126	23	5
1140	I paid some of the locals to deliver lunch.	1.2143	0.04028	140	114	22	4
1141	Those seagulls will eat things I would never touch at home.	1.2143	0.04028	140	114	22	4
1142	You may be a rat with wings and they may be flying rats, but I'll always be the OG rat.	1.2143	0.04117	154	128	19	7
1143	That one says he's vegan	1.2143	0.03898	140	113	24	3
1144	This ‘Nouveau Scavenger’ trend is really wearing on me	1.2143	0.03443	154	122	31	1
1145	Your buddies should learn to relax.	1.2139	0.03624	173	141	27	5
1146	Sadly they don't possess my discriminating palate.	1.2139	0.03624	173	141	27	5
1147	They'll realize soon that is a Sand Castle I built!	1.2138	0.03926	159	131	22	6
1148	Should we tell them it's from Daily Harvest?	1.2138	0.04124	159	133	18	8
1149	No one ever calls them garbage-eating vermin!	1.2138	0.04057	145	119	21	5
1150	And to think I used to love garbage	1.2138	0.03814	145	117	25	3
1151	The nude beach was your idea, not mine!	1.2138	0.04057	145	119	21	5
1152	Jonathan Livingston they ain't.	1.2138	0.04397	145	122	15	8
1153	Ha... Now they get free food. Before you know it, they'll get cell phones and food stamps...	1.2138	0.04057	145	119	21	5
1154	I don't care what Mihelin says, I say it's trash.	1.2138	0.04057	145	119	21	5
1155	I'm telling you I don't give a rat's ass about them, you're my true love.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1156	If you have a job you love, every day's a vacation.	1.2134	0.03845	164	135	23	6
1157	I'm disgusted Birdie. This used to be such a clean beach.	1.2133	0.03967	150	123	22	5
1158	Sure, the weather's great. But the politics - it's anti-rodent now but could be anti-bird tomorrow.......	1.2133	0.04078	150	124	20	6
1159	Someday they will realize that life is more than just your next meal.	1.2133	0.03853	150	122	24	4
1160	You get here early to get the best spot, and someone always ruins it.	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
1161	Time to build a wall!	1.2132	0.04097	136	111	21	4
1162	The Mayor really ought to do something about those guys...	1.2131	0.04689	122	102	14	6
1163	Looks a line is forming at the snack bar.	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
1164	I don't give a rat's ass if they ARE your relatives...it's tacky.	1.2129	0.03989	155	128	21	6
1165	Did you have to invite your relatives?	1.2129	0.03773	155	126	25	4
1166	Let's take a walk over to the snack bar.	1.2129	0.03882	155	127	23	5
1167	Would you believe they let these types in here?	1.2128	0.04480	141	119	14	8
1168	These short term rental properties are really ruining this town.	1.2128	0.04480	141	119	14	8
1169	I could get used to all the seaside dining.	1.2128	0.04365	141	118	16	7
1170	I'm so glad I don't have to work weekends anymore.	1.2128	0.03873	141	114	24	3
1171	Looks like the Seagulls are on a staycation.	1.2123	0.03664	146	117	27	2
1172	Well they sure aren’t MY cousins.	1.2123	0.04148	146	121	19	6
1173	I told you we should’ve gotten here before the “early bird special.”	1.2123	0.04260	146	122	17	7
1174	Ya hear that? Those seagulls, they're trash talkin' about you!	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
1175	I see the neighbors are dining out again!	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
1176	You want me to order some french fries?	1.2119	0.04161	151	126	18	7
1177	Glad we’re the haves.	1.2119	0.04054	151	125	20	6
1178	Take it from someone who knows his refuse, dem gulls ain't exactly gormets.	1.2117	0.04326	137	114	17	6
1179	I understand they have to fly in summer workers	1.2117	0.03797	137	110	25	2
1180	Maybe it's the sun, but I just can't do fast food at the beach.	1.2117	0.04326	137	114	17	6
1181	Hey Trudy... think we should give them a few tips?	1.2115	0.03860	156	128	23	5
1182	All those years that was us working our tails off. Ain't it great being retired?	1.2115	0.03751	156	127	25	4
1183	Not that's any of my business, but your cousins are at it again...	1.2115	0.03860	156	128	23	5
1184	Why don’t you go talk to them?	1.2115	0.03751	156	127	25	4
1185	I can’t believe those gulls eating from the garbage	1.2115	0.03860	156	128	23	5
1186	So old fashioned, Fred. Are they not aware of DoorDash?	1.2115	0.03860	156	128	23	5
1187	I guess they're dining out today.	1.2113	0.03977	142	116	22	4
1188	Remember how we started like that, before we went corporate?	1.2112	0.03882	161	133	22	6
1189	They make it look easy.	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
1190	Who invited your relatives?	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
1191	I’m obviously gonna have to show ‘em how it’s done.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
1192	The buffet vultures have arrrived!	1.2109	0.04122	147	122	19	6
1193	Must be a good place to eat if the locals like it.	1.2109	0.04122	147	122	19	6
1194	I wonder how they'd fare dodging cabs and busses all day!	1.2109	0.03889	147	120	23	4
1195	Shameless and brazen - must be from your side of the family.	1.2109	0.03889	147	120	23	4
1196	These beach types don't know real garbage from just plain trash.	1.2109	0.04233	147	123	17	7
1197	I hate thinking about work when I’m on vacation.	1.2109	0.03889	147	120	23	4
1198	This is why I hate leaving the city.	1.2108	0.03606	166	135	27	4
1199	They live to eat.	1.2105	0.04240	152	128	16	8
1200	I've seen sewers cleaner than this place.	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
1201	Suckers! They’re after the pizza I already ate.	1.2105	0.04136	152	127	18	7
1202	I’ll bet they only leave us garbage.	1.2105	0.03807	152	124	24	4
1203	We were never that trashy !	1.2105	0.03820	171	142	22	7
1204	Les misérables à la plage" -Ratatouill	1.2105	0.04408	133	111	16	6
1205	Had a full ride to Harvard but I said “no thanks. I’m going to UC Santa Barbara” and I’ve never looked back.	1.2105	0.04441	152	130	12	10
1206	Garbage is sooo last century.	1.2102	0.03618	157	127	27	3
1207	See, that's why I never liked seafood!	1.2102	0.04144	157	132	17	8
1208	I told you they'll eat anything.	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1209	They only come here to talk trash.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
1210	We’ll wait. The best stuff is always at the bottom.”	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1211	I'd like to try the local specialty, vermincelli.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1212	The city ? No way, they'd just end up homeless and on the street.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1213	The food there is so last week.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1214	Dean, they've taken 'eating local' a bit too seriously.	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1215	Guess we're not the only ones with a sophisticated palate!	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
1216	If they'd been to a city dumpster, they'd know better.	1.2098	0.04309	143	120	16	7
1217	Excuse me, your children are getting into my snack bag.	1.2098	0.03825	143	116	24	3
1218	Are we at the seventh inning of a SF Giant game or at the beach?	1.2098	0.03694	143	115	26	2
1219	Three more reasons to skip the buffet.	1.2098	0.04193	143	119	18	6
1220	Aryan gentrifiers!	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
1221	Remember when we were starting out?	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
1222	Can you believe they brought their work to the beach?	1.2097	0.03528	186	153	27	6
1223	Pecking Order	1.2095	0.03620	148	119	27	2
1224	I told you we should have paid for the meal plan ! Look at this buffet!	1.2095	0.04315	148	125	15	8
1225	And they called us the trash eaters.	1.2095	0.03620	148	119	27	2
1226	I hate scavengers.	1.2095	0.03745	148	120	25	3
1227	That’s the carefree life we gave up when we left the city.	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
1228	who’s bright idea was it to put a buffet right here on the beach	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
1229	They're already into the snacks.	1.2092	0.03784	153	125	24	4
1230	I wonder where they go for vacation...	1.2092	0.04111	153	128	18	7
1231	Are you ever embarrassed being related to them?	1.2092	0.03896	153	126	22	5
1232	This place is going to the birds.	1.2092	0.03784	153	125	24	4
1233	Everything they serve here is absolutely for the birds	1.2092	0.04111	153	128	18	7
1234	I miss people at the beach. They are such slobs.	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
1235	On my street, we call those things the rats of the sky	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
1236	Nobody gives a rat's ass.	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
1237	I can’t believe we didn’t think of that.	1.2089	0.03484	158	127	29	2
1238	The all-you-can-eat buffet is just too crowded this time of day	1.2089	0.03815	158	130	23	5
1239	Feeling peckish, Hon?	1.2089	0.03484	158	127	29	2
1240	The beach buffet looks great!	1.2089	0.03708	158	129	25	4
1241	And to think I went from scavenging like them to having my very own cooler!	1.2086	0.04145	139	115	19	5
1242	What's with the gulls - we all voted to take August off	1.2086	0.04017	139	114	21	4
1243	You're off the hook. Those are the real rats with wings.	1.2086	0.04145	139	115	19	5
1244	It’s peacefully beautiful here, but the trash is WAY better in the city.	1.2086	0.03748	139	112	25	2
1245	Turn out, Carl, the Joneses aren't worth keeping up with!	1.2086	0.04268	139	116	17	6
1246	SUMMER PEOPLE SEASON	1.2086	0.03309	163	130	32	1
1247	Haven't you heard, one man's trash is another man's treasure?	1.2083	0.03927	144	118	22	4
1248	Some vacation! How can I relax when these guys keep reminding me that work is piling up back in town?	1.2083	0.04167	144	120	18	6
1249	Glad we brought a picnic - the restaurant’s packed!	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
1250	That takes chutzpah.	1.2081	0.04071	149	124	19	6
1251	Ready to join the party?	1.2081	0.03722	149	121	25	3
1252	Best snack bar ever.	1.2081	0.03958	149	123	21	5
1253	The Hamptons aren’t what they used to be.	1.2080	0.03818	125	100	24	1
1254	Exclusive beach, did you say, Dovey ?	1.2080	0.04724	125	106	12	7
1255	I've thought about resort work, but I hate the uniform you have to wear	1.2077	0.04594	130	110	13	7
1256	Dumpster divers...sheesh!	1.2077	0.04042	130	106	21	3
1257	Airport food, yuck!	1.2077	0.04462	130	109	15	6
1258	Gimme a break. We're the lowlifes, everybody loves them, and they eat the trash?	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
1259	And people think we are trash eaters!	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
1260	You know, they say the seagull is the rat of the ocean. I don’t know if I should be offended, or proud, of that?	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
1261	I told you we were going to be late for the “early bird” special!	1.2075	0.04286	159	136	13	10
1262	So, it's true: The early bird gets a full snack bar	1.2075	0.03577	159	129	27	3
1263	Let’s try there. The locals always know the best places for seafood.	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
1264	Maybe we should give it a try; all the locals eat there.	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
1265	Sooo, how's da family?	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
1266	They have no pedigree	1.2073	0.03914	164	137	20	7
1267	We can outfox them with our street smarts.	1.2073	0.03817	164	136	22	6
1268	Good thing we packed a lunch.	1.2073	0.03718	164	135	24	5
1269	The beach is for everyone, even the bottom feeders.	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
1270	Naw! I’m gonna wait later for the barbecues	1.2071	0.04118	140	116	19	5
1271	Some people just don’t know how to relax.	1.2071	0.04360	140	118	15	7
1272	Dos boyds mussbe frum joy-see.	1.2071	0.04360	140	118	15	7
1273	Sea gulls, rats with wings	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
1274	I am glad we ate before the rush!	1.2069	0.03648	145	117	26	2
1275	I'm being discriminated against because I'm vermin.	1.2069	0.03902	145	119	22	4
1276	I suppose gulls are ok. But would you want one to marry your sister?	1.2067	0.03700	150	122	25	3
1277	You think they carry diseases or is that just us?	1.2067	0.03934	150	124	21	5
1278	See, I told you you if we bought them a order of fries, we’d spend the day at the beach without being harassed	1.2067	0.04046	150	125	19	6
1279	Remember when we were young and hungry?	1.2065	0.03851	155	128	22	5
1280	Sea to shining city: You're all just rats with wings.	1.2065	0.03740	155	127	24	4
1281	That was me before I hit it big with the Pizza Rat meme on TikTok	1.2063	0.04552	126	106	14	6
1282	They think they’re too good for the subway.	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
1283	You haven't met anybody since we moved down here, Now here's your chance.	1.2063	0.03666	160	131	25	4
1284	If you're a winged rat, what do we call them?	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
1285	So, a rat, an eagle and a seagull walk into a bar.	1.2061	0.04562	131	111	13	7
1286	There’s real proof of class disparity”	1.2061	0.04296	131	109	17	5
1287	You need to arrive early to get the best spots.	1.2061	0.03596	165	135	26	4
1288	Gulls, nothing but humans with wings.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1289	Next year we book a hotel, not a time-share."	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1290	I have the same issue with salsa jars. Garbage cans should be wide and accessible, like hummus containers.	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1291	I used to prefer that place, but they changed chefs.	1.2057	0.04091	141	117	19	5
1292	Crass! My tastes have become a little more refined,how about you?	1.2057	0.03965	141	116	21	4
1293	They're just like my family back in New York.	1.2057	0.03965	141	116	21	4
1294	Get a load of these low-lifes over here.	1.2057	0.03965	141	116	21	4
1295	It’s just nice to not be the ones worrying about that for few days.	1.2057	0.03835	141	115	23	3
1296	I thought the kids weren't flying in until tomorrow.	1.2055	0.04228	146	123	16	7
1297	Try to spend a nice quiet day away from the hub-bub of the city, and along come these noisy pests.	1.2055	0.04228	146	123	16	7
1298	And they call us vermin...	1.2055	0.03998	146	121	20	5
1299	You wanted kids. You deal with them.	1.2055	0.04338	146	124	14	8
1300	They wouldn’t last a minute in the city.	1.2055	0.03754	146	119	24	3
1301	I hear good things about the Seagull Diet.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
1302	What is this, amateur hour?	1.2053	0.03796	151	124	23	4
1303	The locals are weird around here	1.2053	0.03910	151	125	21	5
1304	Point taken, but my garbage can's behind a steak house.	1.2051	0.03719	156	128	24	4
1305	Yah, Today's nice but tomorrow you'll be free as a bird and I'm back down in the hole!	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
1306	Frankly, I think they are just wingin' it.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
1307	Trust me, I didn't leave 'em anything worth eatin	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
1308	Those kids eat the same garbage on vacation that they do at home	1.2047	0.03794	171	143	21	7
1309	I love traveling, but I'd give anything for a good discarded bagel right now.	1.2045	0.04400	132	111	15	6
1310	If they were true locals, they wouldn't spend the winter in Florida.	1.2044	0.04289	137	115	16	6
1311	They wouldn't make it in the city.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
1312	Uh-oh. There goes the neighborhood.	1.2044	0.03755	137	111	24	2
1313	Intelligent scavenger?! Labels can be so misleading.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
1314	Listen, babe. My connections and I can keep you in five star garbage. unlike those gulls over there, slumming on greasy fries.	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
1315	Those kids are where I was five years ago.	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
1316	Hey… tell your kin to stay away from my bin!	1.2042	0.03539	142	114	27	1
1317	This is why we should retire here.	1.2041	0.03854	147	121	22	4
1318	Let them eat junk	1.2041	0.03854	147	121	22	4
1319	Look at that...and they call us "Filthy Vermin"	1.2041	0.03973	147	122	20	5
1320	I don’t understand how tourists get a reputation for being trashy when the locals are so much worse	1.2041	0.03854	147	121	22	4
1321	I'm telling you, they're all vegans now.	1.2039	0.03535	152	123	27	2
1322	So much for cleaner beaches!	1.2039	0.03535	152	123	27	2
1323	Those seagulls will eat anything.	1.2038	0.03912	157	131	20	6
1324	It's your turn to get the food. You're the one with the wings.	1.2038	0.03912	157	131	20	6
1325	All inclusive resort for rats and rats with wings only was what the brochure promised is all I'm saying!	1.2033	0.03822	123	99	23	1
1326	And that, my friend, is how I lived before breaking out on TikTok."	1.2031	0.04486	128	108	14	6
1327	Mike, you think they'd learn: Trash is passé, leftovers are in!	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
1328	This is a better beach, there’s more garbage	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
1329	Sure, when they do it, it's "exotic".	1.2030	0.03660	133	107	25	1
1330	If every week they will sock away a few of those French fries, one day they can live like us.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
1331	They call this a vacation?	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
1332	They’re out of a job at X!	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
1333	This is wonderful until the messy humans show up.	1.2028	0.04159	143	120	17	6
1334	It's much nicer since this became a no humans allowed beach.	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
1335	We should have ordered earlier.	1.2028	0.04039	143	119	19	5
1336	And they call us city trash.	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1337	Squab for lunch?	1.2027	0.03830	148	122	22	4
1338	Look at these guys, they got no class	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1339	Birds of a feather trash together.	1.2026	0.04184	153	130	15	8
1340	I’m telling you … they’re just a bunch of flying rats.	1.2026	0.03974	153	128	19	6
1341	Trump Tower for birds.	1.2026	0.04080	153	129	17	7
1342	Check out the show-offs over here with their own trash can.	1.2026	0.03974	153	128	19	6
1343	How am I supposed to stop thinking about work issues while surrounded by sloppy amateurs?	1.2026	0.04080	153	129	17	7
1344	“ Any idea what ever happened to Jonathan Livingston?”	1.2026	0.03864	153	127	21	5
1345	Is it just me or do those seagulls make that look delicious?	1.2026	0.03864	153	127	21	5
1346	Look at em.. rats with wings	1.2026	0.03634	153	125	25	3
1347	I don't believe you. I'd like to think with wings I'd have a little more class	1.2025	0.03991	158	133	18	7
1348	After this garbage beach food, I'm craving some real New York pizza.	1.2025	0.03784	158	131	22	5
1349	Animals, am I right?	1.2025	0.03331	158	127	30	1
1350	These local beachcombers wouldn’t last a day in the city.	1.2025	0.03709	163	135	23	5
1351	Seasonals. From Canada	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
1352	Freeloaders"	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
1353	Gullification.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
1354	Careful, just last week one of those things grabbed a piece of cheese right out of my hand.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
1355	Did we need to retire so close to work?	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
1356	What part of "Vermin Only" don't they understand?	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
1357	Dem burds got no class	1.2016	0.04316	129	108	16	5
1358	Check it out. Coulda been Jonathan Livingston Pigeon.	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
1359	And we get a bad rap with that flying rat crap....	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
1360	We'd better get lunch before it's all gone.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
1361	You would think they preferred fish.	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1362	That place is popular with the locals, but the food is trash.	1.2016	0.04316	129	108	16	5
1363	They must be on the “All you can eat” plan.	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1364	That’s my ex; no class!	1.2016	0.04316	129	108	16	5
1365	Welp, the early birds get the garbage	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
1366	When you eat trash, do you prefer hot or cold?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1367	Arn’t you happy that fate allowed us to become psychology lab animals? It changed everything for us!	1.2015	0.04467	134	114	13	7
1368	I told you we were too close to the fast food joint	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1369	But when I do it, we get kicked out of the hotel.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1370	So our all-inclusive doesn't include the garbage.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1371	The locals must be stupid if they think we're gonna buy that overpriced garbage."	1.2014	0.03978	139	115	20	4
1372	You can't sit on those eggs all day!	1.2014	0.04354	139	118	14	7
1373	Such disrespect for the last human vestige.	1.2014	0.03707	139	113	24	2
1374	I still won't use self checkout.	1.2014	0.03632	144	117	25	2
1375	Oh no! Here come those 'non-legacy' students.	1.2014	0.04248	144	122	15	7
1376	So much for not defecating where you eat...	1.2013	0.03807	149	123	22	4
1377	And they call us scavengers!	1.2013	0.04038	149	125	18	6
1378	Check out dees losers.	1.2013	0.03686	149	122	24	3
1379	It's a bird-eat-trash world out there, Fred.	1.2013	0.04038	149	125	18	6
1380	Have you ever tried those guys, they're delicious! Hell on the colon though.	1.2013	0.03950	154	129	19	6
1381	Did you just DoorDash a pizza crust?	1.2013	0.03729	154	127	23	4
1382	Jeez, it's right what they say: They are always the first storming the buffet.	1.2013	0.03729	154	127	23	4
1383	Locals always keep the best spots for themselves.	1.2013	0.03312	159	128	30	1
1384	Look at that! A perfectly beautiful day at the spa, and all they do is sit around hogging the buffet.”	1.2012	0.03788	164	137	21	6
1385	They don’t know even how good this economy is for them.	1.2012	0.03788	164	137	21	6
1386	Somebody should do something about those flying rodents.	1.2000	0.04399	125	105	15	5
1387	Those gulls have some gall.	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1388	Those idiots still haven’t figured out that you get much higher quality stuff closer to the umbrellas.	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
1389	They’re doing take out,but I’d rather dine in.	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
1390	Who invited them to share our lunch?	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
1391	They’re eating me out of house and home.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1392	The Whites are taking over the neighborhood.	1.2000	0.04436	135	115	13	7
1393	Let's wait for them to get full. The good stuff's at the bottom.	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1394	And THEY don’t want to live next door to US!	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1395	I don’t care what they say - I still don’t believe in evolution.	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
1396	They wouldn't last a week downtown.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1397	Those guys are here all the time, showing off like they own the place,	1.2000	0.03541	140	113	26	1
1398	Scavengers paradise	1.2000	0.03609	145	118	25	2
1399	Look at those rookies.	1.2000	0.04221	145	123	15	7
1400	They wouldn't last a week in the city.	1.2000	0.04310	135	114	15	6
1401	Get a load of this crowd. Good thing we already packed the cooler.	1.2000	0.04080	140	117	18	5
1402	Where do they go to eat the other three seasons?	1.2000	0.03866	145	120	21	4
1403	Want anything from Shriek Shack?	1.2000	0.04106	145	122	17	6
1404	That’s pathetic. Even we won’t eat there.	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
1405	Life‘s a beach	1.2000	0.04544	125	106	13	6
1406	I'm actually a flightless seagull"	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
1407	I hear the food and ambience are first-rate, but apparently the menu lacks gluten-free options.	1.2000	0.04106	145	122	17	6
1408	Yeah, sure- if you like your fries seasoned with Coppertone."	1.2000	0.04080	140	117	18	5
1409	Flying possums.	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
1410	I bet they’d be up for it	1.2000	0.03866	145	120	21	4
1411	If you go all-inclusive, they drop dinner right into your mouth.	1.1989	0.03514	176	146	25	5
1412	You met the new management team yet?	1.1988	0.03441	166	136	27	3
1413	The irony is, they're natives, we're just introduced pests introduced by Europeans.	1.1988	0.03936	166	141	17	8
1414	Nothing but french fries, fried fish coatings, and bits of rolls slathered in tartar sauce and melted ice cream. Don’t they know that stuff is bad for you?	1.1988	0.03720	161	134	22	5
1415	Yeah, let them try that in a big city.	1.1987	0.03685	156	129	23	4
1416	Hey babe, would you mind checking on the kids, I think they’re lobbying for an early dinner.	1.1987	0.03903	156	131	19	6
1417	I Don't know why they call them rats with wings, we look nothing alike!	1.1987	0.03903	156	131	19	6
1418	Look at those locals. They think they know garbage.	1.1987	0.04008	156	132	17	7
1419	Look what the cat dragged in.	1.1987	0.03518	151	123	26	2
1420	Workaholics!	1.1987	0.03761	151	125	22	4
1421	Would’ya look at those flying rats.	1.1987	0.03761	151	125	22	4
1422	Should we tell them the pizza is gone?	1.1987	0.03877	151	126	20	5
1423	Hey Fred,I heard the snack bar has a vegan special today,wanna go check it out?	1.1986	0.03841	146	121	21	4
1424	Too damned cheap to pack a lunch.	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
1425	‘Rat with Wings’, huh? We gonna let them get away with that?	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
1426	Look who's raiding our picnic basket!	1.1986	0.03660	141	115	24	2
1427	Yeah, this vacation food is OK, but I miss my NY pizza.	1.1986	0.03927	141	117	20	4
1428	Henrietta, I think we have to make reservations ahead”	1.1986	0.03927	141	117	20	4
1429	Low lives. How unsanitary.	1.1986	0.03796	141	116	22	3
1430	It's so good to get out of the city.	1.1986	0.03519	141	114	26	1
1431	Do you wish we had gotten the one that comes with a meal?	1.1985	0.04280	136	115	15	6
1432	Vermin!	1.1985	0.04528	136	117	11	8
1433	Steve are you even listening, I said they are stealing our dinner	1.1985	0.04151	136	114	17	5
1434	Interested in a little junk food?	1.1985	0.04255	131	110	16	5
1435	You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
1436	I finally understand why we get dirty looks on the streets.	1.1984	0.04367	126	106	15	5
1437	``And they expect yours truly to clean it up.''	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
1438	Looks like the Bridge and Tunnel crowd has discovered this place.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
1439	You know, the City is too hot so I am staying with cousins in the Hamptons.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
1440	I remember when that place had a line around the corner	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
1441	I still say: Jane and Alice fly like our mailman.	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
1442	No, Maurice, I don’t think that’s THE Flock of Seagulls.	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
1443	Dirty. Flying. Rats.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
1444	What a bunch of freeloaders! Have they no dignity?	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
1445	I wish someone would do something about those birds.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
1446	I hear Speedos are the thing this year. I’ll have to get one.	1.1982	0.04927	111	95	10	6
1447	Amateurs! I’d like to see them carry a pizza slice down the steps of the subway.	1.1982	0.04927	111	95	10	6
1448	Friends flying in from all over	1.1975	0.03593	162	134	24	4
1449	They really do make a mess of the place.	1.1975	0.03551	157	129	25	3
1450	Fried food is so unhealthy.	1.1974	0.03965	152	128	18	6
1451	Relax? Not with these clowns reminding me of work every day.	1.1974	0.03620	152	125	24	3
1452	Join them if you like. I come here to break my routines.'	1.1973	0.03293	147	118	29	0
1453	Looks like the gulls got into our supply chain.	1.1973	0.03818	147	122	21	4
1454	„These guys are giving us a bad rep - wanna poop on them?“	1.1973	0.03938	147	123	19	5
1455	And they say we’re disgusting!	1.1973	0.03818	147	122	21	4
1456	I'm gonna go get a snack, you want anything?	1.1972	0.03902	142	118	20	4
1457	Man, you try to take ONE day off, and this is what you have to deal with.	1.1972	0.03771	142	117	22	3
1458	Crack open that cooler, the smell over there is making me hungry.	1.1972	0.03637	142	116	24	2
1459	Look, The white trash has arrived!	1.1972	0.04150	142	120	16	6
1460	Trash trash. They're draggin' the place down.	1.1972	0.03771	142	117	22	3
1461	Looks like your family arrived.	1.1972	0.03497	142	115	26	1
1462	I usually go back to the city after Labor Day.	1.1972	0.03771	142	117	22	3
1463	Don't you hate being reminded of work?	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1464	They got the prime spot again.	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1465	You're right. Might as well relax. It's slim pickings over there.	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1466	Rank amateurs, am I right?	1.1971	0.03712	137	112	23	2
1467	Better grab us a bite before everthing gets picked over."	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1468	The local cuisine is so much better than what we get in the city.	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1469	Who invited them to the party?	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1470	Pfft, city pelicans	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1471	Look at them working even on vacation! You won't see me dragging a slice of pizza down a flight of stair anytime soon, I can tell you.	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1472	Early bird special.	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1473	When's our turn at the buffet?	1.1970	0.04491	132	113	12	7
1474	I you see us leaving the city and retiring here... how about you?	1.1970	0.03637	132	107	24	1
1475	Flighty teenagers, always eating fast food. Just makes them dumb and lazy.	1.1970	0.04087	132	110	18	4
1476	Maybe rats were meant to have wings.	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
1477	You have to admit, they're a lot like us.	1.1969	0.03542	127	102	25	0
1478	Yeah, babe, that was us before winning the lottery.	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
1479	I don’t see any of them with pizza	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
1480	NOT a good place to set up our umbrella. You know I'm trying to watch my weight.	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
1481	Remember when we thought we would change the world?	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
1482	You know, on the West Coast those birds are called flying rats. We just don't need the competition.	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
1483	Must be Trump supporters, they have no class, and consume garbage!!	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
1484	Not sure what the allure of this is when we could be enjoying the trash.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
1485	Somehow "Sea Pigeons" is less offensive to me, but it still doesn't capture it."	1.1962	0.03530	158	130	25	3
1486	Store brand chips. Their standards are low.	1.1962	0.03643	158	131	23	4
1487	They like chips with their fish.”	1.1962	0.03752	158	132	21	5
1488	One good review and the hipsters swarm in.	1.1961	0.04049	153	130	16	7
1489	Who invited them?	1.1961	0.03716	153	127	22	4
1490	All the guidebooks say "don't eat the trash."	1.1961	0.03830	153	128	20	5
1491	Filthy little rats.	1.1959	0.03543	148	121	25	2
1492	There but for the grace of God.	1.1959	0.04029	148	125	17	6
1493	All that screeching, you'd think they hadn't seen an overflowing trash barrel before!	1.1959	0.04142	148	126	15	7
1494	You know... they spread disease, don't you?	1.1959	0.03794	148	123	21	4
1495	The younger generation has no idea how easy they have it."	1.1959	0.03913	148	124	19	5
1496	Who invited the beach rats?	1.1958	0.03748	143	118	22	3
1497	They're giving us a bad name.	1.1958	0.03475	143	116	26	1
1498	Looks like the third seating is arriving.	1.1958	0.03877	143	119	20	4
1499	Your cousins love to talk trash.	1.1958	0.03748	143	118	22	3
1500	There is so much more to life than garbage.	1.1957	0.03965	138	115	19	4
1501	Seriously, why would you want to move to the coast?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1502	Look at those fools. They don't know you should have a chick like I do to pack a delicious lunch	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1503	You didn't mention that on your tinder profile.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1504	What do they think of us? I don't give a rat's you-know-what.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1505	Look who's late to the party again.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1506	Can you imagine… working on such a beautiful day?	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1507	Look at them eating our leftover leftovers. Peasants.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1508	Darling, next time I'd like to vacation far away from these commoners.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1509	I thought you said this dump was exclusive.	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
1510	It’s their turn	1.1953	0.03852	128	105	21	2
1511	Why can't you be like them?	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1512	Hey… Ain’t dem da louts that snatched our bagels?	1.1951	0.04420	123	104	14	5
1513	Check out those suckers, having to work while we enjoy ourselves.	1.1950	0.03152	159	128	31	0
1514	Back home in the landfill we don't touch that stuff unless it's aged a week or more.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
1515	The gull…	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
1516	Real New Yorkers eat pizza off of the street. Ugh,Transplants.	1.1946	0.03771	149	124	21	4
1517	We'll be running out of garbage next.	1.1944	0.03976	144	121	18	5
1518	You knew I couldn't fly when you married me.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
1519	I know it's our food but staying cool is more important.	1.1944	0.03976	144	121	18	5
1520	It’s nice to be King.	1.1944	0.03724	144	119	22	3
1521	Do I bother to tell them I already picked that one through?	1.1944	0.03976	144	121	18	5
1522	Damn rats with wings.	1.1944	0.04096	144	122	16	6
1523	Larry, ‘foodie culture’ seems to have lost its luster!	1.1944	0.04213	144	123	14	7
1524	Not the natives I was hoping to see.	1.1942	0.04069	139	117	17	5
1525	Living at the beach year-round. That's the life.	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
1526	Top-scavengers.	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
1527	Relax, it's P-Town, no one is judging us.	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
1528	What say I grab something before they poop on it.	1.1942	0.03804	139	115	21	3
1529	All those trashy birds messing up this nice beach	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
1530	Can you imagine, trying to make a living on nothing more than beach trash.	1.1940	0.03429	134	108	26	0
1531	Little do they know - I already ate all of the pizza from that trash can.	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
1532	Want any junk food?	1.1940	0.03589	134	109	24	1
1533	Some folks can’t stop working on vacation.	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
1534	Rather have them than the Wall Street vultures	1.1938	0.04273	129	109	15	5
1535	Don’t be fooled. The food here has sand in it.	1.1938	0.04273	129	109	15	5
1536	Your cousins have never really understood 'street food.'	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
1537	It’s always nice to come here, feel the breeze in my whiskers, and escape the rat race for a while.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1538	Looks like they’re moving in on your turf boss, want me to get the Alka-Seltzer out?	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
1539	damned humans really know how to ambiance the crap out of a place.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
1540	Tell your rich cousins that's our trash for the holidays. We want to try something local this time.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
1541	Look at them, they're not even using beak sanitizer.	1.1933	0.04090	150	128	15	7
1542	They're amateurs.	1.1933	0.03626	150	124	23	3
1543	These seagulls are such pests!	1.1933	0.04815	119	103	9	7
1544	Remember when we used to do that together, honey.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
1545	Check out those stupid gulls. All they want to do is eat junk food when they come to the beach.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
1546	I too, want to get away from it all, but a free buffet just draws in the local riffraff.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
1547	I didn’t realise this resort had a buffet.	1.1931	0.04070	145	123	16	6
1548	Ozempic really controls my cravings.	1.1931	0.03701	145	120	22	3
1549	They're from away.	1.1931	0.04070	145	123	16	6
1550	These yahoos wouldn’t know a decent slice of pizza if it bit them in the ass.	1.1931	0.03828	145	121	20	4
1551	flying the breeze may be cool/ing but their food stinks	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
1552	Our beach service lunch wasn’t that good !	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
1553	It ain't a vacation until the gulls tackle the trash ...	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
1554	Pffff, workaholics.	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
1555	That's what I'd call a working vacation.	1.1929	0.03779	140	116	21	3
1556	Glad we packed a lunch	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
1557	These guys are just too lazy to pack a lunch!	1.1929	0.03779	140	116	21	3
1558	They certainly lower the tone of the beach.	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
1559	Their contract has a mandatory lunch break.	1.1929	0.03497	140	114	25	1
1560	Those people are eating ALL the shrimp at the buffet.	1.1929	0.03913	140	117	19	4
1561	If they bring out a speaker, we’re leaving.	1.1929	0.04167	140	119	15	6
1562	Did I mention I was Norwegian?	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
1563	I have been staying away from ultra processed foods.	1.1926	0.04003	135	113	18	4
1564	Like vermin, they are.	1.1926	0.04139	135	114	16	5
1565	A timeless tradition of new yorkers retiring in Florida	1.1926	0.04139	135	114	16	5
1566	Best friends	1.1923	0.03638	130	106	23	1
1567	I hope I never stoop so low as to have to eat out of a trash can	1.1923	0.04100	130	109	17	4
1568	You mind if I do a little work on this trip?	1.1923	0.04100	130	109	17	4
1569	ugh, who invited the Riff Raff!?	1.1923	0.03798	130	107	21	2
1570	They never heard of Uber Eats?	1.1923	0.04381	130	111	13	6
1571	I’m so happy I don’t have to go into an office anymore	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
1572	The gulls are ruining this picnic.	1.1921	0.03955	151	128	17	6
1573	I know you said no work on my day off, but hun?!	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
1574	It’s sad when people have to work at the beach.	1.1920	0.03715	125	102	22	1
1575	I told you we had more refined pallets than those scavengers.	1.1920	0.04500	125	107	12	6
1576	Who let the locals in?	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
1577	This place is so crowded, hardly nobody goes there anymore.	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
1578	Some birds just don't have any class.	1.1918	0.03804	146	122	20	4
1579	Really? Well it was YOU that wanted to be close to fast food.	1.1918	0.03677	146	121	22	3
1580	Gangs all here.	1.1917	0.04475	120	102	13	5
1581	Don't look , but the snow birds just arrived in time to ruin our summer.	1.1915	0.04016	141	119	17	5
1582	Would you look at that.. such pests.	1.1915	0.03887	141	118	19	4
1583	Ha Ha! Even the birds think socialism is for the birds.	1.1915	0.03474	141	115	25	1
1584	White trash, am I right?	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
1585	They're just rats with wings, I tell you!	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
1586	Your relatives are so embarrassing!	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
1587	We were never like that.	1.1912	0.04368	136	117	12	7
1588	The gulls are hot	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1589	It’s worse on the weekends.	1.1912	0.04368	136	117	12	7
1590	Some people just can’t stop working while on vacation.	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1591	That location has been busy ever since Diners,Drive-Ins and Dumpster Dives aired.	1.1909	0.05084	110	96	7	7
1592	I'm telling you, I can't ever get away from work!	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
1593	I hate to think that in two days our vacation will be over and we'll have to go back to trash picking.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
1594	They are just trying to establish the pecking order	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
1595	I swear to God Helen, this band was HUGE in the eighties.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1596	Tourists, amirite?	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
1597	Organic, shmorganic ... it all tastes the same.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
1598	I told you we shouldn’t invite your relatives along on our holiday.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1599	What do you mean ‘rats of the sky’?	1.1908	0.03583	152	126	23	3
1600	Enjoy our last vacation day kids. Back to real life in the big city tomorrow.	1.1905	0.04323	126	107	14	5
1601	Those scavengers will eat anything. Don't let them near our deviled eggs.	1.1905	0.03780	147	123	20	4
1602	Talk about easy street.	1.1905	0.03780	147	123	20	4
1603	I hear that this is the best buffet in town.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1604	Mildred, I've lost all respect for seagulls.	1.1901	0.03453	142	116	25	1
1605	What a buncha animals.	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
1606	I came here to try and forget work!	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
1607	Check out those Tourists	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
1608	No rest for the wicked pest!	1.1901	0.04593	121	104	11	6
1609	REMEMBER THOSE DAYS?	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1610	The “Tapas Bar” included in our resort package seems underwhelming, and might be picked over.	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
1611	These guys going sustainable are never going to make it	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1612	Those guys would go nuts over the variety of food in the city.	1.1899	0.03609	158	132	22	4
1613	Let Them Eat Trash	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
1614	This is nice but I am ready to get back to Manhattan and away from the damn seagulls.	1.1898	0.04213	137	117	14	6
1615	see? you just can’t get good pizza once you leave the city.	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
1616	I gave my cousins first pick so they wouldn’t bother us.	1.1897	0.04729	116	100	10	6
1617	I knew Steve wouldn’t be able to unplug from work here.	1.1897	0.03855	116	95	20	1
1618	I’d have to walk to get there, it’s your turn	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
1619	I hate it when somebody brings their work on vacation.	1.1895	0.03681	153	128	21	4
1620	There goes the beachfront neighborhood!	1.1895	0.03681	153	128	21	4
1621	So this is the “white flight” everyone’s complaining about?	1.1895	0.03796	153	129	19	5
1622	When did this place start getting the riffraff?	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1623	So glad those days are ovah, know what I mean?!	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
1624	Calling them rats with wings is an insult to rats.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1625	dilettantes	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
1626	They wouldn’t last five minutes in the city.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1627	Ugh. Locals.	1.1892	0.03877	148	125	18	5
1628	I was never that gullible.	1.1892	0.03632	148	123	22	3
1629	If you hadn't started driving the bus, we'd still be with those bozo	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
1630	I'd like to see how they would do it without wings and running barefoot through the sewers.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
1631	They add a whole new dimension to fine dining.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
1632	Next year, let's go to the mountains.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1633	You'd think they've never heard of microplastics.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1634	See their ankle bands? They can dine at any cans on this beach!	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1635	It’s five o’clock somewhere.	1.1890	0.04434	127	109	12	6
1636	Imagine if we had to survive on that sandy crap?	1.1890	0.04291	127	108	14	5
1637	I guess we didn't need to bring the cooler.	1.1890	0.04291	127	108	14	5
1638	I told you years ago that I should move out to the island.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
1639	Sigh, there goes the neighborhood.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1640	Sand in my trash is where I draw the line.	1.1890	0.04434	127	109	12	6
1641	Would you get a load of these pests? Someone really should do something about them…	1.1888	0.03964	143	121	17	5
1642	Dinner at my place?	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
1643	These fellas from New York too?	1.1887	0.03588	159	133	22	4
1644	Keep up with that snooty attitude and you'll be right back with your old pals baby!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
1645	I haven’t gone in yet.	1.1885	0.03741	122	100	21	1
1646	And this is why I prefer the city.	1.1885	0.04558	122	105	11	6
1647	They need a better union.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
1648	Let me crawl under your umbrella – what goes in one end will soon be coming out the other."	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
1649	They'd last 5 minutes in the big city	1.1885	0.04407	122	104	13	5
1650	I don't want to open the cooler until they leave.	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
1651	They flew in for the buffet.	1.1884	0.04056	138	117	16	5
1652	‘Think any of them have what it takes to make it in the city?’	1.1884	0.04430	138	120	10	8
1653	And they criticize our marriage.	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
1654	they’re stealing our jobs	1.1884	0.03786	138	115	20	3
1655	Do you remember being young and hungry?	1.1883	0.03659	154	129	21	4
1656	Just think! If you hadn't found that Powerball Ticket, that'd be us, dining at some dump back up north.	1.1883	0.03541	154	128	23	3
1657	And they say we’re the disease carriers	1.1883	0.03884	154	131	17	6
1658	As long as you understand, I'm the only real rat here.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
1659	What's that saying? When the rat's away, the birds will play?	1.1880	0.04015	133	112	17	4
1660	Only amateurs are top-feeders.	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
1661	Which smarter? I say dinosaurs; unlike humans, their extinction wasn't their own fault.	1.1880	0.04015	133	112	17	4
1662	New Jersey's going to hell in a handbasket.	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
1663	We, The (real) New Yorkers.	1.1880	0.04015	133	112	17	4
1664	Snotty trust fund kids.	1.1875	0.04260	128	109	14	5
1665	'Garbage is better in the Hamptons'? Ha! Not when you've eaten pizza on the subway, right?	1.1875	0.04260	128	109	14	5
1666	These guys are just like us, but people love them. That's it! We need a new agent.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1667	What do you suppose they eat in the off season when we aren't here?	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
1668	Rememember when you could fly, fatboy?	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
1669	If you don't let go of the past, you'll never have a future.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1670	Those fries have been sitting in the sun for hours -disgusting . New York City sidewalk fare, as you know is exquisite and fresh.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1671	Another great day at Vermin Beach	1.1875	0.03637	128	105	22	1
1672	That gives me the willies.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1673	We should have gone all-inclusive.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1674	These guys missed rehearsal again. Think they'll figure out who got the worms this time?	1.1875	0.04060	144	123	15	6
1675	Ahhh, detritivores.	1.1875	0.03705	112	91	21	0
1676	One comment on Tables for Two and now I need a reservation to grab lunch.	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
1677	Look at them. They´re like animals!	1.1875	0.03938	144	122	17	5
1678	This is a nice spot but the locals are so uncouth	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
1679	I told you their entrées are big enough to split.	1.1875	0.03813	144	121	19	4
1680	The best part of a beach vacation is you don't have to put up with all of the other rats and pigeons.	1.1871	0.04029	139	118	16	5
1681	You order delivery?	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
1682	I can't believe how those gulls trash the place.	1.1871	0.03897	139	117	18	4
1683	Trust me, the gulls are a plague I'll tell ya.	1.1871	0.03897	139	117	18	4
1684	Our travel agent said we'd love the amenities.	1.1871	0.04029	139	118	16	5
1685	There are some amazing deals at the Great Pacific Garbage Dump!	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
1686	Those guys think they know garbage? Hah! We KNOW garbage.	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
1687	Don't they have Any self respect???	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
1688	If this is Climate change, I say go for it!	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1689	They don't know how much better the food is in the city.	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1690	Hmmph! The early birds again!	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1691	Strange how we’re anthropomorphized and they’re not.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
1692	They get bolder every day.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
1693	I’ll never understand beach culture.	1.1870	0.03530	123	100	23	0
1694	See, Bob, this is why we brunch. It's downright civilized!	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1695	Gary, farm-to-table? More like trash-can-to-beak!	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1696	Sure, I love our Park Avenue diet, but how about a nice corn dog for once?	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1697	I told you your cousins from Hoboken would crash our vacation.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
1698	Are you sure you don’t want lunch?	1.1867	0.03588	150	125	22	3
1699	There goes the %$#@! neighborhood....	1.1867	0.03829	150	127	18	5
1700	They wouldn't last a day in the Big Apple.	1.1866	0.03540	134	110	23	1
1701	What are you going to do? You leave the City and you get sun, sand, and scavengers.	1.1866	0.04126	134	114	15	5
1702	Might as well just put a “Locals only” sign on the trash cans.	1.1866	0.04260	134	115	13	6
1703	Staycation!	1.1866	0.03540	134	110	23	1
1704	The buffet looks good	1.1866	0.03540	134	110	23	1
1705	Hey, the seagulls are getting into our lunch!	1.1866	0.03540	134	110	23	1
1706	Next time we should book the all-inclusive package	1.1866	0.03695	134	111	21	2
1707	They’re younger, faster…thank god they’re seasonal…	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
1708	Recall when this place wasn’t so fly by night?	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1709	‘That’s why I never use Airbnb’	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1710	Ain't this nice?	1.1862	0.03660	145	121	21	3
1711	Gross, huh? That stuff's only a day old.	1.1862	0.03660	145	121	21	3
1712	Those rubes would never make it in the City.	1.1862	0.03913	145	123	17	5
1713	Those are my neighbors kids. Always coming to my garbage to feed	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
1714	They really are pests!	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
1715	Should we tell them that we already ate everything edible in there?	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
1716	Fucking pests.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
1717	Must be from Jersey.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
1718	I thought they would never leave.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
1719	I lost the place to the bank in 2008. That gull bought it and listed it as a cosy "fixer upper" by the ocean.	1.1857	0.03451	140	115	24	1
1720	Obviously, they forgot to pack a cooler.	1.1857	0.03737	140	117	20	3
1721	It’s a good sign when the locals eat there	1.1857	0.04002	140	119	16	5
1722	I’ll poop on the roof while you storm it through the door.	1.1857	0.03872	140	118	18	4
1723	I came to Martha’s Vineyard to escape Coney Island’s ambiance, not replicate it.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1724	I swore off fast food.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1725	Ya think I’d get more respect if I could fly?	1.1855	0.03687	124	102	21	1
1726	I call them the rats of the seas	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
1727	You did tell them it was pot luck ?	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
1728	Used to be a time when every rat had their own day. Now? You can’t tell city rats from beach rats! It’s all going to hell in a you-know-what!	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1729	Talk about your stereotypes...	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1730	You go, gulls!	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
1731	What ever you do, don’t throw them any food	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
1732	Honey, it's our one vacation a year. Let them figure it out.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1733	At least, lets go have a couple of drinks with them. This could be our last chance.	1.1854	0.03688	151	127	20	4
1734	Can you believe they have the gull to do that in front of us?	1.1854	0.03688	151	127	20	4
1735	Hangry Birds. Worst game ever.	1.1852	0.03960	135	114	17	4
1736	You know, I almost got the Hollister gig.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1737	It's not so exclusive when these scavengers can just fly in like that	1.1852	0.04097	135	115	15	5
1738	So gross. They’ll eat anything.	1.1852	0.03960	135	114	17	4
1739	I think it might be time for a coo d'état	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1740	Remind me, when we get home, to take in the garbage	1.1849	0.03765	146	123	19	4
1741	I used to be in the rat race myself!	1.1849	0.03765	146	123	19	4
1742	They're taking all the good banana peels!	1.1849	0.03505	146	121	23	2
1743	That’s short term housing.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
1744	Life is so much better since AI got rid of the humans	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
1745	Yeah, getting out of the city is nice, but we have to deal with this trash every time… it’s like they’ve never eaten!	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
1746	Pretty is", as they say	1.1849	0.03574	119	97	22	0
1747	They're not like us.	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
1748	Only the gullible start feeding when it appears full	1.1849	0.03768	119	98	20	1
1749	I’m just saying, I’m glad we didn’t go all-inclusive.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
1750	The food's great, but the locals all flock to it.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
1751	I think they’re a couple of trash cans short of a picnic.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
1752	There’s always another level	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1753	Told you we should have splurged on the buffet.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1754	This is nice but I miss New York.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1755	Bottom feeders - am I right ?	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1756	can you believe they don't separate recycling?	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
1757	If you’re not a stool pigeon, I’m not a rat.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1758	And I’m the one who gets a czar?	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1759	I love the smell of garbage in the morning!	1.1844	0.03573	141	117	22	2
1760	They give us a bad name.	1.1844	0.03712	141	118	20	3
1761	This is how WE should retire.	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
1762	Ya know, Louie, I kinda miss the ol' scavenger hunts.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1763	Who invited the Jonathan Livingston Seagull family?	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
1764	Locals only.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1765	Gah, they've really got to hit the alley dumpsters for the good stuff.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1766	They eat whatever they want, but they look like that.	1.1840	0.04308	125	107	13	5
1767	The boys watch the gulls while the gulls watch the boys watch the gulls go by.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1768	It's so nice to get a day away from the me race.	1.1840	0.04308	125	107	13	5
1769	The bed bugs just came through. Was wondering if the whole NY crew would be here.	1.1840	0.04308	125	107	13	5
1770	The local cuisine doesn't agree with me	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1771	Your homemade sandwiches are the best, but do you mind if I get us a small slice of garbage… it smells so tempting!	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1772	My job is beach	1.1838	0.03493	136	112	23	1
1773	Maybe we could get remote jobs and stay here.	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
1774	They obviously don't know how high in cholesterol those French Fries are!	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
1775	Those are just spying drones. The food will stay.	1.1838	0.03646	136	113	21	2
1776	I already took all the good stuff.	1.1838	0.03646	136	113	21	2
1777	We may own the city, but they have this place wrapped up.	1.1838	0.03646	136	113	21	2
1778	Poseurs. You're the real rat with wings.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
1779	Snobs. Always gotta go to the hoity-toity restaurants.	1.1837	0.03615	147	123	21	3
1780	Why are we sitting at the Free Range beach again?	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
1781	Aren't you glad you flew the coop and got out of that rat race?	1.1833	0.04581	120	104	10	6
1782	I’ve nothing against humans - it’s just the mess they leave for us to clear up!	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
1783	This sure beats the rat race.	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
1784	The humans say we're disgusting for eating their trash. I say we're recycling.	1.1832	0.04308	131	113	12	6
1785	Retirement's OK, but I miss the buzz of not knowing what's next on the menu.	1.1831	0.03688	142	119	20	3
1786	I’m going to the trash can. Want anything?	1.1830	0.03760	153	130	18	5
1787	You can get away from work but you're never really away, you know?	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1788	I hate to say this to you, but scavenging is for the birds.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1789	I’d like to see them try to make it in The Bronx.	1.1826	0.04552	115	99	11	5
1790	Don't worry Hon, I'll grab us a slice of pizza on the subway stairs on our way back uptown.	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
1791	Check out those invasive species wannabees.	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
1792	The one with the french fry ate my cousin.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1793	City living is for the dogs!	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1794	Remember when we first started out?	1.1826	0.03823	115	95	19	1
1795	Fuck seagulls, right?	1.1826	0.04717	115	100	9	6
1796	I talked to some locals, and they said that's the best joint in town.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
1797	It's the diversity part I'm not crazy about.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
1798	Are your relatives ever going home?	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
1799	I finally realized a life of garbage is for the birds. What’s your excuse?	1.1825	0.03622	137	114	21	2
1800	Those guys never take a day off	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
1801	Couldn’t wait to get outta the rat race	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
1802	We should invite the gulls over for dinner soon.	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
1803	I told you we didn’t have to pack a lunch !	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
1804	Check out the overachievers.	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
1805	Hey, everybody else abandons the city in August, why not us?	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
1806	I'm not even feeling the urge to work.	1.1825	0.03470	137	113	23	1
1807	Scavenging is much cleaner and easier with wings	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
1808	No one here is gonna call you a flying rat.	1.1824	0.03462	148	123	23	2
1809	It's Flappy Hour!	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
1810	Dese guys wouldn't last a minute on Foist Avenoo.	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
1811	Mayor Adams declared war on me but these guys get a beach buffet?!	1.1818	0.04391	121	104	12	5
1812	That restaurant has a big crowd.	1.1818	0.03665	143	120	20	3
1813	Nice view, but they’ll never get a decent bagel	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
1814	Your relatives never stop mooching.	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
1815	Did you know seagulls sometimes get so hungry they could eat a horse?	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1816	Musk or not I told you let me be on Twitter.	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
1817	Tourists! Am I right?	1.1818	0.03924	143	122	16	5
1818	Some people just can't take a vacation these days	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
1819	So what will WE have for lunch?	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
1820	Must be nice.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1821	I hear the garbage is gluten-free now	1.1818	0.03665	143	120	20	3
1822	And they call you ‘rats with wings’. [underline ‘you’]	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1823	The line for dinner is forming early.	1.1818	0.03537	132	109	22	1
1824	scoffs gentrifiers.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
1825	What those guys don’t know is we already got all the good stuff.	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
1826	Want to get a snack?	1.1818	0.03797	143	121	18	4
1827	I’m doing Keto, now; let them eat that trash!	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
1828	They don't know what REAL trash is.	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
1829	I told you not to bring your in-laws.	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
1830	Ever tried seafood, Tommy? Guess it's high time.	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
1831	If another one comes after my tail, we’re leaving.	1.1812	0.03419	160	134	23	3
1832	Gee, is it lunch time already?	1.1812	0.03441	149	124	23	2
1833	This is their new favorite eatery since the Atlantic Ocean changed the daily menu from 'Fresh Catch of the Day' to boiled fish.	1.1812	0.04015	138	118	15	5
1834	I knew vacationing with your relatives would be a mistake.	1.1812	0.03742	138	116	19	3
1835	Why do we always have to sit next to a family outing.	1.1812	0.04015	138	118	15	5
1836	Day-trippers.	1.1812	0.03881	138	117	17	4
1837	I say, let the kids have at it.	1.1812	0.03742	138	116	19	3
1838	Fast food is really for the birds.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
1839	Those guys don’t know how to relax.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
1840	When I retired I gave up eating from cans.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
1841	They sure do love buffets.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
1842	I never imagined I would be so happy sharing my life wth you.	1.1811	0.04390	127	110	11	6
1843	See the gall of these goons? Ugh - unbelievable.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1844	Look at those urban scavengers from Coney island.. Makes me glad I'm governor of New Jersey..	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
1845	Gentrification, I think not...	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1846	See…Gulls are back!	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1847	I'm sorry they've cancelled you, but I support your lifestyle choice.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1848	Should we tell them about Beach Dash Delivery?	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
1849	I knew we shouldn’t have brought our lunch to the beach	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1850	Garbage day pick-up is late one day and more seagulls. I tell you the neighborhood is going to hell.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
1851	I don't miss 'the good old days.'	1.1806	0.03360	155	129	24	2
1852	I thought they said small coolers only?	1.1806	0.04022	144	124	14	6
1853	They make us look good!	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
1854	Check out these freeloaders	1.1805	0.03347	133	109	24	0
1855	There goes the neighbourhood . . .	1.1805	0.04111	133	114	14	5
1856	They’re wasting their time. I already got all the French fries.	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
1857	Why pack a lunch when there’s an All-You-Can-Eat buffet right here?	1.1805	0.03672	133	111	20	2
1858	I think I prefer white-collar infestation.	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
1859	We might have to share your umbrella in a minute.	1.1805	0.03970	133	113	16	4
1860	Looks like your cousins are at it again	1.1805	0.04111	133	114	14	5
1861	So there I was, pulling a pumpkin across the road when, Ba Da Bing, all hell breaks loose until I wake up here!	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
1862	It's bad enough you use my chair, but did you have to feed them?	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
1863	Publicists? Worth every penny!	1.1803	0.03495	122	100	22	0
1864	It’s not what they’re doing, it’s how they’re doing it	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
1865	Want anything from the cafe?	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1866	Come on Marge, stop meditating. It's your turn to play with your kids.	1.1802	0.03882	111	92	18	1
1867	With the human cartoons on strike, the artist can only draw the animals they know.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1868	So, Mr. 'Rat with wings,' whadday think of THOSE guys?	1.1800	0.03548	150	126	21	3
1869	The neighborhood is going to hell.	1.1799	0.03574	139	116	21	2
1870	Wanna go join the party?	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1871	Can you see what the kids are up to?	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1872	Another flight of tourists.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1873	They're your relatives! Tell them to leave my stuff alone.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
1874	You just had to invite your MAGA-loving relatives.	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
1875	They're eating my leftovers.	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
1876	I could really see us diving here year-round.	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
1877	Looks like they’re letting anyone in these days.	1.1795	0.03579	156	132	20	4
1878	Democrats!	1.1795	0.04479	117	101	11	5
1879	I thought you said YOU were the flying rat, Louise	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
1880	Worst part about leaving the city is all the townies.	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
1881	These garbage collectors are kind of flighty.	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
1882	Must be a locals only thing…	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
1883	I can’t believe that their a state bird for eating some crickets. They’re nothing but scavengers.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1884	Rats with wings. Am I right?	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
1885	I told you: "They just can't leave well enough alone!"	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
1886	No thanks. I am having my dinner flown in.	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
1887	Seagulls know the best places to eat.	1.1791	0.03798	134	113	18	3
1888	The media has been alerted, Mr. Trump.	1.1791	0.04349	134	117	10	7
1889	And THAT is why good PR is so important.	1.1791	0.03798	134	113	18	3
1890	Act normal and they’ll go away.	1.1791	0.04082	134	115	14	5
1891	Wait until they get a load of the Alligator in the bottom of the can.	1.1791	0.04218	134	116	12	6
1892	Must be tourists....	1.1791	0.03647	134	112	20	2
1893	Next time, let's spring for the box lunch.	1.1791	0.04218	134	116	12	6
1894	You can call them Freedom Fries if you want, but the locals don't seem to care.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
1895	Those birds like leftovers.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
1896	Scavenger's have no appreciation of life's finer gift's.	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
1897	My dream is to retire and get a part-time job at the beach.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
1898	I said I wanted to vacation somewhere I could do some trashy beach READING	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
1899	Honestly. Where's a cat when you need one?	1.1786	0.03829	140	119	17	4
1900	No disrespect, but this place is for the birds.	1.1786	0.04782	112	98	8	6
1901	Wanna check out the buffet?	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1902	And we’re the snowbirds.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
1903	You hungry? That local joint looks good	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
1904	100 degrees!? So much for taking that cool dip.	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
1905	Hey!….. The seagulls are eating our lunch.	1.1783	0.04184	129	111	13	5
1906	If they were still people, they'd be better dressed.	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
1907	One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.	1.1783	0.04184	129	111	13	5
1908	Mister “Variety is the spice of life” would give it all up for a P B and J”…	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
1909	Geesh, Marge, There goes the neighborhood.	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
1910	I’m telling Ya.. Chewing through that wire,was nothing!.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
1911	Garbage life is for the birds	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1912	Getta load a dees amateurs.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1913	Look at those amateurs. I have a Door Dash order 5 minutes out.	1.1780	0.04444	118	102	11	5
1914	I can remember dumpster diving with friends but it is now so yesterday.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1915	Just another day at the nude beach.	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
1916	Flying rats my #@!"	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1917	Work, work, work! Those guys never take a break. It makes us look bad.	1.1778	0.03622	135	113	20	2
1918	If they mistake my tail for a snake we're going to have a big problem.	1.1778	0.03915	135	115	16	4
1919	They're always at the buffet! Bloody freeloaders!	1.1778	0.04054	135	116	14	5
1920	That is so last year.	1.1778	0.03915	135	115	16	4
1921	Do you miss the old days?	1.1778	0.03915	135	115	16	4
1922	You did remove our address labels from the envelopes before you threw them out,didn't you?	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1923	They really annoy me.	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
1924	They are so gullible.	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
1925	Yeah, but it's the active bird that gets the best garbage.	1.1774	0.03630	124	103	20	1
1926	Now I understand the meaning of the word gullible.	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
1927	Whatever you do, don't try to compete with the locals.	1.1774	0.04136	124	106	14	4
1928	Eagle of the sea, yeah right!	1.1773	0.03935	141	121	15	5
1929	I like the pollution, it keeps the crowds down.	1.1773	0.03935	141	121	15	5
1930	Look at those rubes! They wouldn't last a day in the city.	1.1773	0.03935	141	121	15	5
1931	We’ll, you don’t get to define “pests.”	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1932	Lucky you have wings!"	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
1933	This sure beats pulling pizza down the stairs in NYC.	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1934	We should grab a reservation there, the locals love it.	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
1935	I tell you …they’re just rodents with wings!	1.1769	0.04295	130	113	11	6
1936	'I thought this might solve our rubbish problem.'	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
1937	Immigrants stealing our food again!	1.1769	0.04295	130	113	11	6
1938	No table manners some people	1.1769	0.03698	130	109	19	2
1939	I tried some. Believe me: it ain't as good as it looks.	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
1940	Look at these vultures, so glad you packed our lunch.”	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
1941	They got that from your side of the family.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
1942	You know Pigeons get a bad rap. But Sea Gulls are rats with wings.	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
1943	You, plump with peanuts from the park, me, shit-faced and satiated from the sewer, while these gullibles scrap for cheesy cardboard.	1.1765	0.03723	153	131	17	5
1944	They inherited your brains and my looks.	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
1945	Some tourists always fall for the "meals included" offer.	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
1946	I told you the locals like that place	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
1947	Talk about gullible, I got them to them to clean up for free. I told them there were fresh fish at the bottom of the barrel.	1.1761	0.04035	142	123	13	6
1948	They’ve never tasted NYC pizza!	1.1761	0.03505	142	119	21	2
1949	We've run out of beer, I forgot my umbrella, and now the gulls are here. Heck, I'm going back to the city!	1.1761	0.03505	142	119	21	2
1950	When I am on vacation, I do not check my Inbox.	1.1760	0.04260	125	108	12	5
1951	Rats! There goes our lunch!	1.1760	0.03945	125	106	16	3
1952	We used to be related"	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
1953	...then he asked me if we're gunna finish our lunch...	1.1760	0.04106	125	107	14	4
1954	Only a Micelin one star.	1.1760	0.03945	125	106	16	3
1955	I would like to join them but the foodie in me says "no".	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
1956	And I’m telling you if it ain’t a week old, it ain’t leftovers.	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
1957	They’re the real flying rats!	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1958	Don’t waste anything you’ll just encourage scavenging	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1959	Gull darn time they picked up the trash.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1960	Pests, am I right?	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1961	This beach is a dump	1.1757	0.03551	148	125	20	3
1962	Them seagulls are real scavengers.	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
1963	I hate scavengers, don’t you, Pigeon?	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
1964	Hey who invited the party crashers to our buffet spread?	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
1965	I prefer our dining options in the city.	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
1966	Pity. They’re still stuck on leftovers.	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
1967	I think being called flying rats is a compliment	1.1756	0.04264	131	114	11	6
1968	That's disgusting. Those seagulls are rummaging through the garbage!	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
1969	they messed up and couldn’t adapt	1.1756	0.03508	131	109	21	1
1970	They’ll never know the fine dining of Delmonico’s alley.	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
1971	&$@%%£* day trippers!	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1972	Ocean us, amirite?	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
1973	Whaddya say we get outta here and hit that garbage dump on the other side of the sand dune?	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
1974	Wings. What’s the big deal.	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
1975	Did they just called us ‘up-islanders’?	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
1976	Let's kill those guys.	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
1977	You do see they're stealing our lunch?	1.1754	0.03578	114	94	20	0
1978	Noisy, smelly, messy... I call them sky-humans.	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1979	Real life is in the subway, it’s not you guys that fly everywhere.	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
1980	This beach is for the birds!	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
1981	Who are they trying to impress?	1.1752	0.03721	137	116	18	3
1982	There's just no escaping the rat race.	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
1983	They never realize that all the good stuff is in the city, and then you get to relax out here at the beach	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
1984	That life’s for the flockin’ birds.	1.1752	0.03862	137	117	16	4
1985	I guess the strike Is over	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
1986	Looks like lunch is being served.	1.1752	0.03420	137	114	22	1
1987	We could eat there if it werenʻt for your gluten-free vegan diet.	1.1752	0.03999	137	118	14	5
1988	Fuck the Tories.	1.1752	0.04131	137	119	12	6
1989	Can you believe, Bill, some folks crave junk food for breakfast!	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
1990	They call them the 'humans of the sky.'	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
1991	They wouldn't last a minute in the real world.	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1992	The locals eat that garbage?	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1993	Whoever thought we'd be grateful to the sharks...	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1994	Wow, seagulls can be so rude! They didn't even swing by for a quick hello before they hit the buffet.	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1995	Like i was telling Steve, I've done my research. Epstein DIDN'T kill himself, because... wait, where's Shelly?	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
1996	Some folks just don't know how to chill on vacation.	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
1997	Ahh it’s great to be out of the NY rat race”	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1998	Well Betsy, so glad we climbed the ladder of success.	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1999	Unlike you I'm quite comfortable with squalour.	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
2000	Cool, cool? Yeah, well, I don't think it's so cool.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
2001	They may have your looks, but really are more my side of the family."	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2002	Our package wouldn’t come with the buffet, would it?	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2003	This time is different. 'Teflon Don' no more.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
2004	Told you we should of booked!	1.1746	0.04519	126	111	8	7
2005	If only we had gotten the Cockroaches to join us, this would have been perfect.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2006	Next....hairless apes!!!	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2007	Look at those three! They're all, "waaaak, waaaak, waaaak," and all over the place. There's no stealth. No discipline.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2008	Bob, you gotta love nature’s all-you-can-eat buffet!	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2009	Every time we take a vacation I see things that make me want to move to where we travel!	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
2010	What's the point of working on vacation?	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
2011	Immigrants!	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
2012	No matter what the beach association does, the riff-raff still finds a way in.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
2013	Is this the best Noah could do?	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
2014	I promised myself not to think about work this vacation.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
2015	Look at those freeloaders!	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
2016	Uppity, white-collar scavengers!	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
2017	Don’t worry, you’ll always be my little Sky-Rat, babe!	1.1742	0.03951	132	113	15	4
2018	. . . and for entertainment we have a Flock of Seagulls.	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
2019	Can I just enjoy a day at the beach without being reminded of work?	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
2020	Can you believe they think my leftover pizza is gourmet food?	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
2021	I don't hear anyone calling them the 'rats of the beach.'	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
2022	They love casual fry-day.	1.1739	0.03398	138	115	22	1
2023	Could you please have word with them?	1.1739	0.03836	138	118	16	4
2024	That was me once.....clean & sober now for 3 years!	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
2025	…and there goes the neighborhood!	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
2026	Honey,before I met you that would have been me.	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
2027	I ate too much on the subway ride in.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
2028	By the way, Fish is fresher in town	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
2029	I'd chase those jerks away but the sun has scorched my hoo-hah.	1.1736	0.03983	144	125	13	6
2030	Poor schmucks probably will never know what it's like to eat behind a 3-star Michelin restaurant.	1.1736	0.04103	144	126	11	7
2031	You think my diet is bad	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
2032	Should I tell them it's been pre-scavenged?	1.1736	0.03731	144	123	17	4
2033	They never believe me when I tell them the all the fries are gone	1.1736	0.04340	121	105	11	5
2034	Get a load of these lowlifes.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
2035	One man’s treasure is another man’s treasure.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
2036	That’s the upside of climate change. We don’t have to leave downtown to get to the beach.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
2037	I'm going to go grab a drink, you want something?	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
2038	Deer with wings.	1.1736	0.03651	121	101	19	1
2039	There’s our tax dollars at work	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
2040	I auditioned for Uncle Vanya, but they went a different direction.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
2041	Mickey, they're living in 'Survivor: Central Park'!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
2042	I just needed to get out of the city!	1.1733	0.03507	150	127	20	3
2043	Glad we got here early!	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
2044	Get a load of this. They're like scavengers!	1.1732	0.03552	127	106	20	1
2045	My Beach read is Johnathan Livingston Rat	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
2046	Back in the day we never would have put up with that recycled junk food!	1.1732	0.03552	127	106	20	1
2047	It's self serve.	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
2048	This place has really gone downhill…	1.1732	0.03552	127	106	20	1
2049	You know ‘em?	1.1732	0.03888	127	108	16	3
2050	They haven't discovered the good life yet.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
2051	The amateurs are back...	1.1731	0.03541	156	133	19	4
2052	At least I'm not a flying rat	1.1729	0.03621	133	112	19	2
2053	They’re just raccoons with wings.	1.1729	0.04066	133	115	13	5
2054	Of course I'm still thinking about work.	1.1729	0.03621	133	112	19	2
2055	This city really caters to Seagulls. Must be Mormons.	1.1729	0.04066	133	115	13	5
2056	Why is your sister in law here?	1.1729	0.04066	133	115	13	5
2057	It's so annoying to be reminded about work when you're trying to enjoy your vacation.	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
2058	Ever since he rebranded it to "X," that's the only thing that keeps them busy.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
2059	Parvenus.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
2060	If that were me, I’d have Orkin on my ass.	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
2061	‘Swanky, all inclusive,’ they said. Failed to mention that the buffet line would be overrun by gulls!	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
2062	The only problem is the locals	1.1727	0.03811	139	119	16	4
2063	Who invited these disgusting scavengers. They’ll eat anything and they spread diseases too.	1.1727	0.03811	139	119	16	4
2064	The Party’s Begun	1.1727	0.03376	139	116	22	1
2065	They could have at least invited us.	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
2066	They only think they're rats with wings. You're the real deal.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
2067	They're not quite Hitchcock's birds, but annoying just the same.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
2068	I remember when we used to have fun like that.	1.1724	0.03522	116	96	20	0
2069	Freakin' posers, we did it before it was cool.	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
2070	Yeah, it's relaxing to be out of the city, but these pests really ruin the experience of the beach for me.	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
2071	Humans are wasteful slobs, but far be it from me to complain.	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
2072	Those squawky immigrants don't know their place. My ancestors came in on the Mayflower.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
2073	It's new - gull-uber meal kits	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
2074	Birds of a feather flock together. Good thing they eat trash together.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
2075	So, at the City Dump, they're on vacation.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
2076	We better leave before they start in on happy hour.	1.1724	0.03957	145	126	13	6
2077	I already went through it, Losers	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
2078	There's no such thing as a free lunch--my ass	1.1722	0.03960	151	132	12	7
2079	And they say pigs can't fly.	1.1721	0.04307	122	106	11	5
2080	See, this is why I don't come to France... Euro-trash.	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
2081	I told you we should have kept our lunch in a closed container.	1.1721	0.04307	122	106	11	5
2082	It’s always fun for the weekend, but imagine having to eat at the same place all the time. I could never leave the city.	1.1721	0.04307	122	106	11	5
2083	After all my letters to the HOA, I can’t believe they’re STILL letting those vermin on our beach.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
2084	Look at them, covering for their looks with the squawking	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
2085	And we came here to get away from pests.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
2086	I told you, those guys will even eat what we toss.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
2087	I hear you, but the lounge chairs next to the picnic table would’ve cost double.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
2088	You’ll see. Their droppings add flavor.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
2089	They're your friends. Go tell them it's rude to scavenge in broad daylight.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
2090	That's the quaint little diner I was telling you about... The price is right but it's always crowded... Glad we brought our own lunch.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
2091	Must be cousins.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
2092	It's their shift.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
2093	I got them working 20 per hour.	1.1719	0.03527	128	107	20	1
2094	I can recommend some finer restaurants.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
2095	Let’s see if they’re still here in October	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
2096	What scabs. Don’t they know it’s Hot Strike Summer?	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
2097	I say, how do they expect to have a restorative respite if they can’t leave work behind?	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
2098	Looks like the new Carl's Jr. beach burger is a hit.	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
2099	That is why we unionized.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
2100	I hate it when the seagulls drop in uninvited.	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
2101	So how's your stay below here?	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
2102	Eating Trash Was So Last Year	1.1716	0.03437	134	112	21	1
2103	They ever get any people at this beach ?	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
2104	This place is getting worse by the year, vermin everywhere” says the rat	1.1716	0.03437	134	112	21	1
2105	Some people just don’t know how to switch off on holiday	1.1716	0.04306	134	118	9	7
2106	the competition around here is fierce, so much for a vacation	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
2107	Remember those days living paycheck to paycheck?	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
2108	I'm going to the Can for a snack...want anything?	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
2109	Some folks have no shame.	1.1714	0.04777	105	92	8	5
2110	Who let this white trash on the beach?	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
2111	With less sun, I might get a job in medicine.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
2112	It’s good to get out of the city ya know!	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
2113	'Life's a beach ⛱️'	1.1714	0.03503	140	118	20	2
2114	Those pesky seagulls are taking our dinner.	1.1712	0.03553	146	124	19	3
2115	Fancy anything from the kiosk?	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
2116	Hey, they're eating our lunch!	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
2117	Look who's joined the club.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
2118	Check out the sky rats	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
2119	Should I tell 'em we got all the SPF 50 discards in there?	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
2120	do you believe the gull of those birds to be eating outing of a trash can?	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
2121	CBGB rises.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
2122	Too much plastic there for me.	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
2123	Didn’t any of these guys read Jonathan Livingston Seagull?	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
2124	You'd better put the food in before they get to it.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
2125	I see a same race thruple has moved in next door.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
2126	Thanks to the sharks we finally have the beach to ourselves!	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
2127	They won’t find anything. I moved the boxes.	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
2128	The czar's metal bins are strictly for the birds.	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
2129	Really, him? No wonder you got herpes.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
2130	Aren't vacations great!	1.1709	0.03495	117	97	20	0
2131	"We could join and make it a busman's holiday."	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
2132	Pests.	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
2133	That’s downright trashy.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
2134	Get a load of them! They'll eat any old garbage!	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
2135	They fly in from miles to dine at Le Buffet Bucket and still no Michelin star.	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
2136	I gotta tell ya, I don't see the resemblance.	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
2137	Where do you think they go on vacation"	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
2138	These take-out joints are really messing up the neighborhood.	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
2139	You can't take a vacation without someone moving into your patch.	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
2140	How did we get smarter and they got dumber?	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
2141	There are the guys who didn't make the B. F. Skinner cut.	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
2142	So this is New Jersey, eh?	1.1705	0.03987	129	111	14	4
2143	They’re just like your father!	1.1704	0.03572	135	114	19	2
2144	I'm glad we decided to rent this summer place. The buffet is fantastic!	1.1704	0.04145	135	118	11	6
2145	Oh look, the trashy neighbors are here.	1.1704	0.03724	135	115	17	3
2146	So, I says to Gert, let's pack up, and go to the shore. See how the other half lives.	1.1704	0.03869	135	116	15	4
2147	Sheesh. Trashbirds.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
2148	I don't get why you're being so uptight, we're on vacation it's ONE piece of garbage. See they're doing it!!	1.1702	0.04021	141	123	12	6
2149	Loud family or staff?	1.1701	0.03530	147	125	19	3
2150	did you invite your cousins again?	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
2151	My first visit to the beach, I’m not tempted…	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
2152	Want anything before the French Fry mafia moves in?	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
2153	I told you we should have retired out here years ago. They have no idea what real life is like.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
2154	I’m holding out for today’s special.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
2155	Funny. We live so far apart but have so much in common.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
2156	You'd think Pizza Rat would be the king of this kingdom	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
2157	We'll get respect when pigs fly!	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
2158	Great, now we have to find a new beach.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
2159	I though we chose to vacation here to get away from the riff-raff!	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
2160	Can’t believe they call these losers, rats with wings…	1.1696	0.04553	112	98	9	5
2161	Do these guys ever take a day off?	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
2162	Honey, is our cooler locked by any chance?	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
2163	Brunch, before we head back to the city?	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
2164	Who brings their kids to a swinger's beach?	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
2165	And we gotta be on our best behavior in their small town.	1.1694	0.03382	124	103	21	0
2166	I'm thinking our kids will fly!	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2167	They broke in line.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2168	Why do they need to carrion like that on our vacation?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2169	We’re all the same. Eating out of the garbage, one can at a time.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2170	Classy ain’t it ?	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2171	Let them eat cake. Can you hand me a sandwich?	1.1692	0.03477	130	109	20	1
2172	Those dopes gotta work for it. We get it delivered.	1.1692	0.03645	130	110	18	2
2173	We should add another member to our family. After three gulls, maybe we’d have a buoy.	1.1692	0.03958	130	112	14	4
2174	Looks like me moved up the food chain.	1.1692	0.03645	130	110	18	2
2175	Remember when we used to eat out like that	1.1692	0.03805	130	111	16	3
2176	And you're the rat with feathers.	1.1691	0.03843	136	117	15	4
2177	I miss the humans, especially the fries.	1.1691	0.03391	136	114	21	1
2178	The locals really bring down the tone of this place.	1.1691	0.03698	136	116	17	3
2179	After the amateurs are done, we can move in for the kill.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
2180	You took long! See, there’s a line now	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
2181	All they do is scavenge in the rubbish all day. Ugh.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
2182	Now these guys have zero standards.	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
2183	Are you sure you don’t want to say hi?	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
2184	I just can’t relax when I see others bring work with them.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2185	Do birds re-gift?	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
2186	How about those transcendent seagull dreams now?	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
2187	Whadda you expect with 98 degree water?	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2188	Can't escape them, they're everywhere!	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
2189	Chuck, that's too 'working-class'. We're middle brow critters now!	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
2190	Charlie, would you look at that? That used to be our job, now their outsourcing everything.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2191	Aren’t you glad you stored our trash in your lunchbox?	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
2192	That "early bird special" seems to be catching on!	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2193	I hate having to wait at the snack bar.	1.1681	0.04356	119	104	10	5
2194	This beach is going to the birds, no offense.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2195	Why don’t they do something about all those freeloaders?	1.1681	0.03442	119	99	20	0
2196	Look who's enjoying their newly affirmed Rhode Island constitutional shoreline rights.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2197	We’ve eaten there – no cloth napkins, but the menu’s lavish.	1.1681	0.04189	119	103	12	4
2198	Scavenging is for the birds.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2199	Oh the life of the rich and famous. It works for me.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
2200	And the locals say we’re trashy.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2201	Who do they think they are?	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
2202	We might as well eat local and think global.	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
2203	The locals here will eat anything.	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
2204	We got comp'ny fer desoit.	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2205	It’s our version of AI. Taking our jobs.	1.1679	0.03930	131	113	14	4
2206	I could sure go for a nice slice of subway pizza right now.	1.1679	0.03619	131	111	18	2
2207	Where are the cockroaches?	1.1679	0.04077	131	114	12	5
2208	Look at them,I'm not standing in line for that.	1.1679	0.03453	131	110	20	1
2209	My take is this: they want to be us...but can't move up fast enough in society. So they hang around beaches on weekends, so they can tell their kids they are just like us. Don't get me wrong...I'm no racist.	1.1679	0.04088	137	120	11	6
2210	Starting the Brotherhood of Dumpster Divers has put us on easy street	1.1679	0.03673	137	117	17	3
2211	Get a load of these amateurss, coming to the beach on a Monday.	1.1678	0.03289	143	120	22	1
2212	They could at least work for their scavenged meal.	1.1678	0.03436	143	121	20	2
2213	They may flock together, but they don't care about where they eat.	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
2214	They let any riff raff into this beach.	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
2215	Looks like their crypto investments may be underperforming.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
2216	I told you we didn't need to pack a lunch. There's a great snack bar right over there!	1.1667	0.03648	138	118	17	3
2217	Where's the mayor when you need him?	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
2218	Second degree burns on my feet and tail. How about you?	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
2219	We paid a lot for this. They get it for free.	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
2220	I got you Babe.	1.1667	0.03333	126	105	21	0
2221	These guys are disgusting! I'm telling you, they will snatch the garbage right out of your mouth.	1.1667	0.04179	126	110	11	5
2222	Right?...Absolutely no decorum.	1.1667	0.03791	138	119	15	4
2223	OK, so we're different but so were the Owl and the Pussycat	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
2224	Bloody amateurs!	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
2225	They'll be gone once it gets dark. That's when we'll move in.	1.1667	0.03416	120	100	20	0
2226	If our friends on Broadway could see us now.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
2227	Let’s enjoy before all the tourists get here.	1.1667	0.03256	132	110	22	0
2228	They seem so happy. Maybe it	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
2229	Some just can't separate work from vacation.	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
2230	My My YELP review really brought in a whole new crowd.	1.1667	0.03333	150	127	21	2
2231	Yes, they do fly well, but honey, they’re just not in our class	1.1667	0.03594	132	112	18	2
2232	Damn tourists - crowding out all my favorite food dives.	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
2233	Now that's just triggering.	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
2234	Like I said, they’re the ones giving rats a bad name.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2235	I have my standards, as low as they are, I do have them.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
2236	Kids…	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2237	Should I call Daphne about that or will you?	1.1667	0.03416	120	100	20	0
2238	Maybe we can recruit them to pick up the garbage in the city?	1.1667	0.04048	132	115	12	5
2239	You have to be really gullible to think that stuff is any good.	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
2240	I’m getting awfully tired of your relatives dropping in.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2241	They come for the take-out but I’d rather ketchup on some rays!	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2242	We're not paying for that tourist trap. I researched a spot where the locals go.	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
2243	The sun's not a problem, but watch out for the bird poop!	1.1667	0.03902	132	114	14	4
2244	Getta load of these country vermin! Where's their dignity?	1.1667	0.03594	132	112	18	2
2245	Rats wit wings! Dem sea-sick boids ain	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2246	Wildlife at the Beach! Sun up, umbrella up, wing's up, nose up, leg's up-Surf's Up!	1.1667	0.04321	120	105	10	5
2247	when will this recession end?	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2248	See,the coastal types up in the high-rises over there seem to have an opinion on everything	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
2249	Nothing quite like living the good life and watching our poor feathered friends scavenge for crumbs!	1.1667	0.04478	114	100	9	5
2250	Wanna visit the concession stand later?	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2251	I'm continually struck by the way those low-class stupideos will never run mazes or deliver messages.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2252	Where's some rat poison when you really need it?	1.1667	0.04024	126	109	13	4
2253	Believe me, those gulls mean nothing to me.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2254	I love the smell of putrescence in the morning.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
2255	It will smell better when they're through.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
2256	Possums with wings.	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
2257	See what happens when you’re not raised in a cage?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2258	Even on vacation, my work follows me!	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2259	I blame the schools.	1.1667	0.04179	126	110	11	5
2260	I understand them, Tony. They've got bills to pay too.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
2261	They're missing out, Linda. This coconut water is top-tier trash!	1.1667	0.03791	138	119	15	4
2262	Take it from me, those beach bars ain't clean enough to eat from.	1.1655	0.03901	139	121	13	5
2263	Trust me. Free food always draws a crowd.	1.1655	0.03477	139	118	19	2
2264	They’re just letting anyone in here these days.	1.1655	0.03624	139	119	17	3
2265	The beach garbage is overrated, I prefer city.	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
2266	Since when do we have to share with them?	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
2267	Weekenders!	1.1654	0.04159	133	117	10	6
2268	I get it now; the secret to a long life? Fly over roadways.	1.1654	0.03493	127	107	19	1
2269	Let's wait until they get rid of all the good stuff.	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2270	There is nothing in there any self respectiing creature would touch. Your kind is giving scavengers a bad name.	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2271	Latest, greatest, best. They have no idea what it takes to stay on stay on top.	1.1654	0.03834	127	109	15	3
2272	Honey, yes I know these beach birds are setting unrealistic body standards.	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2273	Thank me for giving you a roof to live under and food to eat else you would have been looking for lunch in the trashcan like them birds, kid.	1.1653	0.03391	121	101	20	0
2274	That’s just great — all the really tasty garbage will be gone now	1.1653	0.03953	121	104	14	3
2275	Well yeah they're noisy, but at least they keep the beach nice and clean for us.	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2276	So when are you gonna get a job?	1.1653	0.03953	121	104	14	3
2277	Did you know seagulls also eat pidgins? It's true. Look it up.	1.1653	0.03953	121	104	14	3
2278	You ever notice how they never invite us to their seaside barbecues? The nerve!	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
2279	Which reminds me, did you bring pizza?	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2280	It’s nice to let someone else do the dirty work for a change..	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
2281	Your sister and her other vultures arrived.	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
2282	I'm just sayin' SPF 50 with probiotic oat isn't quite enough for early August.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
2283	Hey dude,they are eating our leftovers.	1.1652	0.03478	115	96	19	0
2284	Let’s move to a new spot. This one is making me think about work.	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
2285	Sea Gulls are so low class!	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
2286	I found life in the lab was just passing me by, so I split.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
2287	It’s not so much the heat as it’s humanity. Sarah Fearon NYC	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2288	Damn seagulls... Rats of the sea!	1.1652	0.04441	115	101	9	5
2289	Eat outside the box, you said...	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2290	Get a load of those ocean birds. Can't tell a straw from a french fry.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
2291	Is this, or is this not, the definition of a busman's holiday?	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2292	What a dump."	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
2293	My mom always said 'politics is the way to go'.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
2294	Scavenging for food above ground is so gauche.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2295	Without wings, we’re all rats.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2296	Take out is for the birds.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2297	This beach went to hell when they put in the all-you-can-scavenge buffet barrel.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
2298	this is not the best time to tell you, but i think we should break up	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
2299	I'll grant you: the "with wings" title is up for grabs.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2300	You don't see New York trying to get rid of them.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2301	I promise you I never wanted anything to do with those gulls.	1.1643	0.03875	140	122	13	5
2302	Don’t they ever take a vacation?	1.1642	0.03699	134	115	16	3
2303	Would our kids act like that?	1.1642	0.03699	134	115	16	3
2304	The best part of our successful revolution is watching humans empty our trash.	1.1642	0.03699	134	115	16	3
2305	We are so over that	1.1642	0.03699	134	115	16	3
2306	Look at them scavenge.	1.1641	0.03468	128	108	19	1
2307	They’re such pests.	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
2308	The joys of late stage Capitalism - all of this trash given to us directly from the sea, just the way Mother Nature intended.	1.1641	0.04117	128	112	11	5
2309	If Chekov met this crowd, he'd have named his play 'The Pigeon'.	1.1641	0.04117	128	112	11	5
2310	Some garbage only those guys will eat.	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
2311	So I said the mountains, you said the beach, happy now?	1.1641	0.03965	128	111	13	4
2312	I'm so glad we skipped the line at the concession stand.	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
2313	Can you believe it. They'll put anything in their bodies.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2314	Oh no! There goes the neighborhood!	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2315	Buffet looks warm, might go for a dip.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2316	Humans with wings	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2317	Damn Vermin	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2318	Do you want me to get you something too?	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2319	Beach food is okay but I prefer the city outdoor dining sheds.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2320	Another hot girl summer	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2321	Look who's late to the party. I couldn't eat another bite.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2322	The locals have to make the most of these summer months.	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
2323	I love vacation and all, but I could reallt go for a street meatball right about now.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2324	I tell you, Chickie, it’s a rat race out there.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2325	And that is what people say about us!	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
2326	unbelievable .. there is still someone who has the courage to get food from dumpsters	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
2327	What-I'd-tell-ya? You come from miles away for a little, well deserved R&R, only to have the locals show up and ruin it!	1.1638	0.04405	116	102	9	5
2328	The audacity! Taking our lunch like that!	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2329	Never bring your work to the beach.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2330	They're not kidding when they say avoid the locals.	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
2331	At least when I steal human food, I am quieter!	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2332	Pidge, I thought you said the locals hung out at their own beach?	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
2333	I’m worried about AI.Robots don’t make garbage.	1.1638	0.03451	116	97	19	0
2334	With a decent job in the City, they could swing a nice vacation down here.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
2335	And you insisted we lug that cooler...	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2336	They are like humans with wings!	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2337	Look, Artie, here come those white trash seagulls again.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2338	Let's trade them a beer for some falafel.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2339	I’ve heard good things about the takeout.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2340	You’re a chicken hawk. Do your part to get rid of this riffraff!	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2341	This is what happens when they leave things to amateurs.	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
2342	They work too hard,but they do get French fries.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
2343	Look at those bums making us townies look bad.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
2344	You wanna go to the smorgasbord?	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
2345	Here comes the neighborhood white trash.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
2346	At least I'm discreet when I scavenge.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
2347	Such a poor quality of garbage here. Let's open our Manhattan cooler.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
2348	No worries cheese omlets not their thing	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
2349	I see the riffraff has arrived	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
2350	Need anything from the snack bar? It's on me!"	1.1631	0.03281	141	119	21	1
2351	I thought this beach was exclusive.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
2352	Do you want me to grab you some lunch before they take all the good stuff?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
2353	I miss my pizza	1.1630	0.03359	135	114	20	1
2354	You'd think the locals would have more of a tan.	1.1630	0.03520	135	115	18	2
2355	They don't know that I put a remotly activated antiarmour bomb inside that trash can	1.1630	0.03963	135	118	12	5
2356	Those seats sold out six months in advance	1.1630	0.03963	135	118	12	5
2357	Those seagulls are disgusting! They’ll eat anything!	1.1630	0.03359	135	114	20	1
2358	If only George Orwell could see us now.	1.1630	0.03821	135	117	14	4
2359	Happens every summer. The elitists fly in from The Hamptons.	1.1628	0.03936	129	112	13	4
2360	This vacation really made me appreciate how good we have it at home in Jersey.	1.1628	0.03936	129	112	13	4
2361	Uh-oh. Looks like the natives are getting restless…	1.1628	0.03263	129	108	21	0
2362	If I sneak over there and snatch a bite of their food, you won't be a stoolie and rat me out, will you?	1.1628	0.03936	129	112	13	4
2363	Look at those idiots. Hand me a bruski.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2364	And the kids love it here as well.	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2365	Gullible.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2366	They think their livin' large but they have no idea what real food tastes like."	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2367	See? I told you, we're pioneers.	1.1626	0.04222	123	108	10	5
2368	Did we finally eliminate the human race?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2369	And I thought the rat-race was disgusting	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2370	Taxes are lower since we left the city, but it’s impossible to find an actual dumpster.	1.1624	0.04198	117	102	11	4
2371	So, why DID you cross the road?	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2372	You can take the seagull out of the fish market, but you can't get the fish market out of the seagull.	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2373	Look at these bottom feeders ...	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2374	Looks like they let just about anyone come to the Jersey Shore...	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2375	Can't we try a local hot spot for once?	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2376	Joisey, amirite?	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2377	It's so hard to get rid of the riff-raff.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
2378	If the locals like eating there, it must be really good!	1.1624	0.03424	117	98	19	0
2379	Disgusting creatures.	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
2380	Poor guys. Nothing like big city trash.	1.1622	0.04532	111	98	8	5
2381	Go tell the kids they can't swim for an hour.	1.1622	0.03514	111	93	18	0
2382	You know you're the only gull for me...	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
2383	See gulls? I have hear em!	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
2384	Is there no professional courtesy?	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2385	Quick! Hide the French Fries!	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2386	Where d'you suppose THEY go to vacation?	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
2387	Glad we're not that gullible!	1.1618	0.03337	136	115	20	1
2388	Amateurs. Gimme a damp, dark sewer any day.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2389	Get a load of dem scavengers.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2390	They love to pick up our leftovers.	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
2391	I don't think mercantilism is completely dead, do you?	1.1615	0.03752	130	112	15	3
2392	Wouldn't last a week in the Big Apple	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
2393	Check out those bottom feeders.	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
2394	Don't you just love vermin beach?	1.1615	0.03752	130	112	15	3
2395	Don't let me join in. I need to learn to leave work behind on vacation.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2396	These are the birds that give scavenging a bad name...	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
2397	It isn't just your directional system that's highly evolved.	1.1613	0.03508	124	105	18	1
2398	Now that it’s everywhere I just don’t crave human leftovers anymore,	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
2399	What a great place for a food pantry.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2400	So your therapist helped you avoid feeling judged by the actions of others?	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2401	They're on Staycation.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2402	Yeah, I invented that. Biters!	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
2403	Uh, hey! Can I get you anything from the snack bar?	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2404	We're used to being called 'vermin.' We earned it. They wouldn't last a day against a New York co-op.	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2405	In the caste system of pests, seagulls are untouchable. Just sayin'.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2406	Look at them, all turning their beaks up at us just because they live by the ocean.	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2407	That’s the last good can and it’s going condo.	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
2408	They said our chips will be ready in a few minutes.	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2409	They keep reminding me of work, countryside next time?	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2410	Relax, we can drive back in the morning.	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2411	Global warming is the best!! I haven't been this happy since the black plague!	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2412	Do you believe those guys? And people complain about us!	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
2413	I knew if the HOA approved open containers, it would bring in all kinds of riff-raff.	1.1607	0.04311	112	98	10	4
2414	I may be a rat, but I took you away from all that.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
2415	Wanna try the beach-side buffet?	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
2416	Who's the real flying rat?	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
2417	These kids are reminding me of our first dumpster on West 58th.	1.1607	0.03486	112	94	18	0
2418	The kids are making friends.	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
2419	I'm so glad where we're going for dinner we made reservations.	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
2420	Just wait. They leave behind the good stuff that’s too heavy to fly with.	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2421	Seagulls, schmeegulls...they just can't drop in for snacks.	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2422	Nothing like their singing to spoil the stench.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2423	I hear they're called the "rats of the sea".	1.1603	0.03880	131	114	13	4
2424	Let us talk trash.”	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
2425	Those Townies aren’t half bad. One of ‘em told me a great spot for dropped funnel cake.	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
2426	Lucky you stashed the best stuff in your cooler before THOSE parasites came calling!	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
2427	Did you put some classic novels around our food to keep the humans away?	1.1597	0.03771	119	102	15	2
2428	I had to put my wife in a bowl yesterday.	1.1597	0.04131	119	104	11	4
2429	And humans think we are the trash hounds!	1.1597	0.03771	119	102	15	2
2430	I told you we should've left earlier.	1.1597	0.03577	119	101	17	1
2431	Looks like they're early collecting the garbage this week.	1.1597	0.03577	119	101	17	1
2432	The locals are back to harass us again.	1.1597	0.03372	119	100	19	0
2433	And WE get a bad rap.	1.1597	0.04131	119	104	11	4
2434	They are lucky I’m on vacation, they just let anyone do this job nowadays	1.1597	0.04131	119	104	11	4
2435	No offense, but these birds drive me crazy!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2436	Why do you never take me out somewhere nice?	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
2437	How come they eat all the trash and never leave any for us?	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
2438	Your cousins just crashed our party again!!!	1.1594	0.03743	138	120	14	4
2439	Don't they ever take a break, our workaholic colleagues?	1.1594	0.03449	138	118	18	2
2440	They can live off of what other people waste.”	1.1594	0.03449	138	118	18	2
2441	Hey! I thought I told you to take the kids swimming?	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2442	Do you know them?	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2443	Well, there goes the neighborhood	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
2444	'"Clearly, they are not Hampton gulls."	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2445	Don’t worry, we left you guys the bag of Sun Chips that were in there.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2446	Jonathan Livingston, I presume?	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
2447	I thought this was your ex's weekend for the kids.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2448	Man, locals can be so trashy sometimes” ”I know.. it’s great	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2449	Fine by me that the early birds gets all the worms.	1.1591	0.03539	132	113	17	2
2450	They're eating our food.	1.1591	0.03372	132	112	19	1
2451	I can’t believe we traveled all this way just to find out the locals eat the same food as we do	1.1591	0.03852	132	115	13	4
2452	Pizza Rat and Bagel Rat back in the city would never believe this.	1.1591	0.03999	132	116	11	5
2453	I think it’s about time they hired a Seagull Czar.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
2454	They wouldn't know what to do with a cold pizza slice.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
2455	Hey, look at who’s still not civilized.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2456	Ah, to be young and in trash again	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2457	If I were a rat with wings, I'd have higher aspirations.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2458	Long live the vacation!	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
2459	" I don't understand why no one signs up for my classes.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2460	The tourists get worse every year	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2461	Yeah, I love it here but the locals let the place down.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2462	Now that I'm not foraging it's kind of cute.	1.1587	0.03970	126	110	12	4
2463	Sure, I get it's 'for the birds'. But others around here enjoy a little rubbish as well.	1.1587	0.03970	126	110	12	4
2464	Dare I say, the locals are totally ruining the Hamptons.	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2465	Creepy what they'll do for a bite to eat!	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2466	You know the deal; if it was rodentia, I’d be on it.	1.1587	0.03457	126	107	18	1
2467	If they were really working together, I could understand it.	1.1586	0.03749	145	127	13	5
2468	They're YOUR relatives, not mine!	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2469	Flight is such an over-rated superpower.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2470	I want to say one word to you, just one word. Plastics	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
2471	I say it's better to be a pigeon dissatisfied than a seagull satisfied.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2472	Those pests just ruin it for everyone.	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
2473	You won't catch me in one of those "touristy" places.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2474	Takes one to know one	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2475	Philistines.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2476	It used to have a kind of dumpy charm, but the new crowd has ruined it.	1.1583	0.03550	120	102	17	1
2477	I know it's tempting but I am on vacation	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
2478	The location is great, but it's swamped with locals.	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
2479	Eric Adams sure delivered on his promise to make the city more hospitable.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2480	Some people just can't take a vacation.	1.1583	0.03742	120	103	15	2
2481	We're gonna get de blame fawh deir mess and dere goes our security deposit. Yuh with me?	1.1583	0.04266	120	106	9	5
2482	Why would you bring work to the beach?	1.1583	0.03550	120	102	17	1
2483	A.I. of the sky.	1.1583	0.03426	139	119	18	2
2484	I swear Bernard, seagulls are so undignified.	1.1583	0.03718	139	121	14	4
2485	This, Motherfucker.	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
2486	I told you we should leave the lunch in the car.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2487	There but by the grace of -- if we hadn't cashed in your 401(k), that could have been us.	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2488	In my day, I used to eat these birds alive!	1.1579	0.04419	114	101	8	5
2489	Unlike some folks, I try to leave my work behind when I go on vacation.	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
2490	I’m tellin ya Joe, when dem locals hit dat joint for da friggin early bird special, youse can’t nowhere near da place.	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2491	they don't know a pink straw from a french fry	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
2492	Ehhhh, and they call you, a “rat with wings?	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2493	Life at the beach sure ain't what it used to be.	1.1579	0.03430	114	96	18	0
2494	These drop-in tourists are overrunning our beach.	1.1579	0.03430	114	96	18	0
2495	Although it's tempting, the "Gulls" own this turf.	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
2496	Location, location, location!	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2497	I’m not saying you have to buy organic, but maybe stay away from junk food?	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2498	Hey, I didn't come on vacation to be around scavengers!	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
2499	Unwanted Isle	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2500	And that’s why you need a sneeze guard	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2501	Check out the “Don’t blame us, we’re locals” crowd…	1.1579	0.03430	114	96	18	0
2502	Talk about rats with wings.	1.1575	0.03245	127	107	20	0
2503	Being from Manhattan, we know Jersey birds when we see them. They're always eating trash from the beaches.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2504	These upscale islanders think they’re so much better than us. I mean look at ‘em, eating out of a can and all.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2505	I could just give 'em a "Swat's Up.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
2506	If they don’t learn to practice self-care, they’re going to burn out.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
2507	It's so nice to have a beach vacay, but I hate being reminded we have to go home eventually.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
2508	God, they’re just letting anyone on the beach these days huh?	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
2509	Ugh, the locals know all the best spots.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2510	New Jersey pizza? Those pests will eat anything.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2511	I swear, Shirley, it's like Grand Central Station out here.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2512	Seagull gall.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2513	Leftovers are for the birds”	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2514	Haven't they heard of the 5-day work week?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2515	Gulls will be gulls	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2516	We can't have anything nice anymore.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2517	Talk about your 'first world problem!' Try crawling through a sewer line sometime to find lunch!	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2518	A wild ride	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
2519	Look at these dumpster divers	1.1567	0.03490	134	115	17	2
2520	Like I said, leftovers never go to waste.	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
2521	Look at those hicks, eating actual garbage! Are there no outdoor fine dining sheds in this part of town?	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
2522	Ha. And they think we are scavangers!	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2523	What kind of editor doesn't catch that the gulls aren't anthromorphic?	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
2524	White thrash if you ask me	1.1562	0.03751	128	111	14	3
2525	Urban scavenger conventions are just so lame when they let those guys in . . .	1.1562	0.03408	128	109	18	1
2526	They insist on retaining stereotypical behavior patterns----it's really quite gullible."	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2527	The in laws are kinda sloppy . . .	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2528	Nice cooler. Afraid your garbage'll spoil?	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2529	What a bunch of hicks.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2530	Rats with wings	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2531	Sky rat was hurtful for both of us, you know."	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2532	I figure,let them fill themselves. The good stuff is at the bottom.	1.1560	0.04357	109	96	9	4
2533	tramps at the potluck...	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2534	I love the smell of the ocean	1.1560	0.03491	109	92	17	0
2535	I guess it's true, you are what you eat."	1.1560	0.04357	109	96	9	4
2536	Is it too much to ask for just one week without thinking about work?	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2537	There is no accounting for taste	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2538	Seagulls are such savages, am I right?	1.1560	0.04357	109	96	9	4
2539	It’s like everywhere we go, work follows us.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2540	Amateurs! You gotta hold out for the lunch crowd to get the best pickins!	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2541	Damned scavengers!	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
2542	If we don’t get up now and eat, those guys are gonna clean out the buffett.	1.1557	0.03296	122	103	19	0
2543	We're having leftovers for dinner tonight.	1.1557	0.03496	122	104	17	1
2544	Vermin, huh, wadda ya gonna do?	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2545	Let 'em fight it out. Then we make our move."	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
2546	Ugh! They'll eat anything.	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2547	Don't they know you are not supposed to work on vacation?	1.1557	0.03496	122	104	17	1
2548	Remember when we were Marxists like them before we decided to grow up.	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2549	Care to join me at scrappy hour?	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2550	The bus tour has arrived.	1.1557	0.03496	122	104	17	1
2551	I thought after retirement we’d avoid the whole rat race.	1.1557	0.03296	122	103	19	0
2552	I think we should move back to the city.	1.1556	0.03303	135	115	19	1
2553	‘’we should really be thankful that they leave it everywhere for all of us’	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
2554	They're like fast food customers with wings.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
2555	The bridge and tunnel crowd were bad enough, now we have to share the beach with vacationing Cape Codders?	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2556	They really like left-overs.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2557	Pooping on royalty makes their day...They ain't got no respect!	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2558	There goes the trash bin…	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2559	How did you get us a spot next to a gourmet restaurant?	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
2560	Squad gulls.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2561	Don't you think they should stop the steal?	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2562	The gulls have it all!!!	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
2563	I hope those seagulls don't take dumps on our car.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2564	No wonder humans love the beach so much!	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2565	Told ya these feathered scavengers are low class. Why with my career in laboratories we will be living the good life." whidbey island wa.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2566	Aren’t you glad we bundled our home and auto with State Farms!	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
2567	'Hey Freddie. Tell your bozo cousins to stay out of my stash! OK?	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
2568	Can you believe this poor, white trash?	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2569	Nature’s Diversity	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
2570	Well, Coobaby, I gotta admit, retiring to Florida was your best idea yet!	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2571	Your brethren over there are so uncivilized.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2572	Of all the places on the beach they decide to put a trash can here.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2573	Are you still full?	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
2574	I can’t believe the trash that passes for food here… my bodega throws away better scraps than this garbage.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2575	Get a load of these guys. They think they're so special because they live near the beach. I'd like to see them spend a week in New York.	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
2576	Can I get you something before it runs out?	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2577	'Damn trash can must have been written up by that restaurant reviewer in the New Yorker.'	1.1550	0.03883	129	113	12	4
2578	Let’em pick through the trash. I’m waiting for the compost bag.	1.1550	0.03383	129	110	18	1
2579	And they all us “Bottom Feeders”! We cleaned that out an hour ago!	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2580	They know nothing about how fine city dining is!	1.1550	0.03883	129	113	12	4
2581	This all you can eat buffet has a toilet as big as the ocean. 4 out of 5 stars.	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2582	Do you ever think of just doing seasonal work?	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2583	Don’t you just hate birds	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2584	Marie all I said was “let them eat cake”	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2585	I smell a rat.	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
2586	Should we tell them that stuff will go straight to their hips?	1.1545	0.04509	110	98	7	5
2587	I think those seagulls are pretty disgusting don't you?	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2588	You always go where the locals eat!	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2589	I remember the good old days when there was garbage everywhere. . .	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2590	We always win in this race!	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
2591	I try not to judge. I am only a renoviction away from joining them.	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
2592	Is this what is referred to as eminent domain?	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2593	Look at those locals… Clearly, they haven’t tasted scraps from Michelin star restaurants in the city.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2594	Take away the wings and , no, I dont see it....	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
2595	It took an exhaustive search, but we’ve finally found an even trashier cast for The Jersey Shore season 7.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2596	At least they have an eye for good cuisine.	1.1545	0.03272	123	104	19	0
2597	Summer in the City.	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2598	You get it just the way you want and somebody shows up and messes it up.	1.1545	0.04005	123	108	11	4
2599	Say, Phil, looks like we didn't have to bring our own lunch after all...	1.1545	0.03470	123	105	17	1
2600	You know Mr. Chicken, this whole cartoon is wierd!	1.1545	0.04005	123	108	11	4
2601	look at the gull family teaching their young how to find food	1.1545	0.03470	123	105	17	1
2602	That lot think it's a castle.	1.1545	0.03657	123	106	15	2
2603	Should we try the local haute cuisine?	1.1545	0.03470	123	105	17	1
2604	Sure they make a lot of noise, but let's see one of them try to fly with a whole slice of pizza.	1.1545	0.04005	123	108	11	4
2605	Those guys really cheese me off. Get the message?	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
2606	I told you this was a great beach, for trash. It even attracts rats with wings	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
2607	Great. We’ll starve here!	1.1538	0.03697	130	113	14	3
2608	Sea gulls, eh? More like sea gluttons.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2609	They were invited to Coastal Cleanup Day too? I’m sensing a theme here…	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2610	I call what is about to happen The blue weeding	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2611	try fur if you think it is difficult	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2612	They told you to get out of town also?	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2613	Just look straight ahead. The crackers and cheese are in the lunchbox.	1.1538	0.03350	117	99	18	0
2614	You forgot to put the lid on the cooler again.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2615	Finally made it out the city	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
2616	I remember this neighborhood was all rats!	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2617	They're like me, with wings...	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2618	Moochers. Wouldn't last 5 minutes in town.	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2619	Why can’t we ever get away from work?	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2620	Nicky the rat and girlfriend Betty, on Amagansett Beach bemoan what's happened to the neighborhood since they opened the beach to the public.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2621	Ew, imagine eating someone else's garbage.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2622	Look at those gulls. Such amateurs!	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
2623	I come here to get away from the pressures of scavenger work.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2624	Your cousins are ruining our vacation”	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2625	That place used to be popular,now everyone goes there.	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2626	Next time, pack that!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2627	I wish they wouldn't work on vacation,I'm trying to relax before getting back to the sewers.	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2628	Rats with wings?? How about just say seagulls.	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2629	They were right when they said this place is for the birds.	1.1532	0.03974	124	109	11	4
2630	Looks like we won't need those fast food coupons.	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2631	At least we weren’t sloppy THIRDS!!!	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2632	If I could fly I’d get you a worm too, Honey.	1.1532	0.03248	124	105	19	0
2633	It's good to have retired, scavenging is just not the same, look at the competition	1.1532	0.03444	124	106	17	1
2634	They'd never make it in our neighborhood.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2635	Just look at those ocean rats	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
2636	We're about to get trashed by locals.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2637	The nerve.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2638	They never should have allowed this lunch counter to be integrated.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2639	Pickin's become slim, as do the gulls after tourist season.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
2640	Where can one go to get some peace and quiet?!	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2641	Did you remember to pack the Cheetos?	1.1532	0.03434	111	94	17	0
2642	Look at those scavengers. I wouldn't touch that stuff.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2643	Skip the buffet, Pete. We're on vacation!	1.1532	0.03434	111	94	17	0
2644	I hate it when fast-food places move into the neighborhood	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
2645	Coney Island ain't what it used to be!	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
2646	Who's got the country cousins now?	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
2647	Lunch	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
2648	Getting fomo..	1.1527	0.03671	131	114	14	3
2649	Imagine if we had to eat that crap back in the City.	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
2650	Once again the gulls beat us out of the best spot. What use are wings if you can't fly?	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
2651	Ever since that summer I visited Paris, I take the month of August off.	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
2652	They're carriers of disease and they eat garbage!	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
2653	This is why I’d just as soon stay in town.	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2654	I've heard rumors about flying pigs.	1.1525	0.04104	118	104	10	4
2655	Listen, Penny…you complain about my family dragging fleas in the house, but at least they aren’t moochers like yours.	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
2656	Stop thinking about work on vacation, Gary!	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
2657	Why resort to fast food, Frank, when we've got ‘sea-side’ service here?	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2658	No Bird Flu for Me, Babe!	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
2659	Looks like the buffet is open.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
2660	I didn't realize this was an integrated beach.	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
2661	This new restaurant is for the birds	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
2662	Where's your "Gull Czar," Mr. Mayor?	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
2663	Society hates our love, and the gourmands take the cake.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
2664	I'm so glad we're past all those pepperoni pizzas, puffy cheese things and baloney sandwiches on white air bread.	1.1520	0.03602	125	108	15	2
2665	Can’t they find a nice shady statue to poop on?	1.1520	0.03777	125	109	13	3
2666	Don’t those birds know that’s how to get salmonella?	1.1520	0.03418	125	107	17	1
2667	‘Bloody Seagulls, Coming over here stealing our jobs’	1.1520	0.03224	125	106	19	0
2668	We're all going to miss the Spring Breakers.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2669	Snooki, I clearly asked that you not invite your Jersey cousins with their highfalutin paeans!	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2670	They’ll never get that good summer body eating all that junk food.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2671	Back in the day, I'd kill for a slice of pizza from the dumpster.	1.1518	0.04247	112	99	9	4
2672	The seagulls obviously have no regard for sell dates.	1.1518	0.04247	112	99	9	4
2673	Trip Advisor was right. It is a scavenger's paradise!	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2674	Between the all the discarded chili cheese fries and the lattes, trust me, bringing the umbrella was the right move.”	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
2675	Your relatives have no manners whatsoever.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2676	They love junk food.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2677	So much garbage so little time…	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2678	I told you we should move out of the city. It's wide open out here.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2679	Told you, Bill. Fast food has its side effects.	1.1518	0.04432	112	100	7	5
2680	You couldn't pay me to eat that local grub!	1.1515	0.03482	132	114	16	2
2681	So fish aren’t enough already	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2682	I think they're over the mean high tide line	1.1515	0.03800	132	116	12	4
2683	I don't like the way he was ogling your cloaca.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2684	You'll always find the gulls parked outside of the best places to eat.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2685	Look what the poor people are eating today! Can you pass me some more of that heavenly blue cheese?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2686	Some call it the White House.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2687	Look at these guys, never take a day off.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2688	The immigrants are taking all our jobs.	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2689	Our sandcastle is NOT a trash can!	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2690	One bird’s trash is another bird’s treasure.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2691	While we were picking up crumbs and crap, they cornered the market on french fries.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2692	I'd never do anything like that in public.	1.1513	0.03298	119	101	18	0
2693	And your family said that my relatives were the garbage pickers.	1.1513	0.03298	119	101	18	0
2694	Can you believe the gull of these guys?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2695	They are the humans of the beach, really"	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2696	And that’s how we recycle over here.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2697	This is definitely the best part of Gowanus	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2698	I think they started either Eatstreet or GrubHub."	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2699	I'm telling ya....it's not natural.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2700	It’s like they’re on vacation every day.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2701	Opps , seagulls are back ! There goes the neighborhood ✅	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2702	I'll wait until nightfall. Otherwise, the seagulls will shit all over me.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2703	They call you a Flying Rat (no compliment by the way), but those fair-feathered jerks are the real scavengers.	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
2704	Perpetually stuffing their faces.........so sad!	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2705	I feel sorry for these gulls. They never quit. Their at the beach, but their always cleaning up.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2706	I could have been married to one of them!	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2707	You never take me to trash parties anymore.	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
2708	My turn on the chair. Unless you wanna move that way.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2709	Beach bums!	1.1508	0.03201	126	107	19	0
2710	If they're flying rats, then I'm the king of England.	1.1508	0.03915	126	111	11	4
2711	We're eating garbaage; they're eating garbage.	1.1508	0.03393	126	108	17	1
2712	This unannounced raid on my home was not necessary or appropriate.	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
2713	They'll complain the migrants ate all the sushi.	1.1508	0.03393	126	108	17	1
2714	Let others work. We’re on vacation, dammit!	1.1504	0.03378	113	96	17	0
2715	If I'm Pizza Rat, why are they not garbage gulls?	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2716	Amateur hour!	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2717	They keep ratting on my touille 'til the escar goes bad.	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2718	Do I have your permission to use the B-word?	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2719	They really should go easy on the junk food.	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2720	Them gulls have it so easy. I'd like to see 'em tryin' to bob for crumbs in the snow or race through the subway and fight for some decent refuse!	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2721	Where’s pest control when you need ‘em?	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2722	Are you sure they are not carnivores?	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
2723	I'd rather fly than lie—here.	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2724	They always try to show off when we’re on vacation	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2725	More like sea-gall, am I right? They’re hogging the buffet!	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2726	I told them to diversify to the popcorn and pizza slice markets, but no, they stuck with French fries!	1.1504	0.03289	133	114	18	1
2727	Those guys have no self respect	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2728	I wonder what all the poor people are doing today.	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2729	You can always tell who the tourists are	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2730	Let's wait till they leave to have lunch.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2731	So low class digging through the trash like that.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
2732	I ordered the linguini and fries	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2733	That's why I don't talk about our relationship.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2734	Wanna order in?	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2735	Get a load of the vermin.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2736	Three yelps. Let's go before the crowds flock in.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2737	I'm used to playing cat and mouse, but this routine with seagulls and pigeons is new to me!	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2738	OMG, I can’t believe what this beach now allows!	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2739	Next week, I’m covering for them.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2740	Good we got in the first serving. Fries coated with sand seem extra crunchy but that's just the food influencers talking.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2741	Don’t you hate it when people bring work to the beach?	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
2742	You'd never catch me doing something so undignified!	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2743	Those beach bums need to move to the city and get a real job.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2744	...Damn Gulls. Eating all our food	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2745	You know in my day, we had to find our own trash. Kids these days, am I right?	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2746	Those guys are animals!	1.1500	0.03273	120	102	18	0
2747	If we wait a little longer humans will show up & ruin everything we got here.	1.1496	0.03369	127	109	17	1
2748	Can I get you anything from the snack barrel?	1.1496	0.03885	127	112	11	4
2749	Man, I wish your relatives wouldn't bring their work on vacation.	1.1496	0.03549	127	110	15	2
2750	So nice of them to cover our shift.	1.1496	0.03885	127	112	11	4
2751	Why can't our kids be productive members of society like they are.	1.1496	0.03369	127	109	17	1
2752	And they say we're obsessed?	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
2753	Oh, look. It’s the Terns of Detritus.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2754	No insurance company is gonna be gullible enough to cover it.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2755	There goes the neighborhood....Pass me a brewskie, I'm going to flip and even out my tan.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
2756	They're the raccoons of the sky	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
2757	Should we tell them we've already picked through the good stuff?	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2758	Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
2759	They eat like a bird.	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
2760	Yeah, I heard DeSantis is now picking up whatever he can now.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2761	To be young again.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2762	Pay no attention to them, my darling.	1.1491	0.03351	114	97	17	0
2763	Five bucks says I can get to one on the right first	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
2764	Looks like we landed in the White Trash Riviera	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2765	They new in town?	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2766	Just look at that riff-raff. And this used to be such a classy area.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2767	Get a-load of these guys. Fake new yorkers!	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
2768	They don't know how good they have it. Remember when the nearest concession was at the parking lot?	1.1491	0.04176	114	101	9	4
2769	Did you remember to turn off the roast in the oven?	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2770	There goes the neighborhood!!	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2771	Gotta love 'em, 'Sky-rodents'.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2772	Snowbirds.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2773	What’s good for the clam is good for the lander.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2774	Ed, they've obviously never heard of Seamless!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2775	Well at least these seagulls make us look classy! City trash is much better!!	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2776	They opened an outpost here, but the one in the city is better.	1.1488	0.04176	121	108	8	5
2777	those gulls will eat anything and everything	1.1488	0.03248	121	103	18	0
2778	Mark my words, one of these days someone from that flock will be asking your daughter out on a date!	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2779	What a bunch of scavengers, disgusting!	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
2780	Why must your family insist on stealing my lunch?	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2781	Yelp gave it a three but, trust me, it's a one.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2782	Specialists...	1.1484	0.03344	128	110	17	1
2783	We owe it all to evolution……	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2784	Those seagulls are just so uncouth, not like us city folk.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2785	I 've heard they are kind of picky.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2786	Stunning views. The best garbage. Balmy breezes. Pecky, they're white. And we're not.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2787	Relax, Mo, they're not goodfellas in bird outfits. Besides, there hasn't been a contract on a rat in thirty years.	1.1481	0.04522	108	97	6	5
2788	I can’t believe they eat that garbage. They must have strong stomachs.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2789	I wonder if they'll ever know the sweet smell of a freshly mowed lawn?	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
2790	I find a nude beach so LIBERATING.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2791	Ugh, these tourists think they're local's by eating our trash?	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
2792	Relax, the dump truck doesn’t pick up until 3:00 PM.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2793	Look at us. The sky rats and the OG.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2794	Another trash can of deplorables.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2795	This is grossing me out. They don't even take time to digest.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2796	Modern Family	1.1481	0.03569	135	118	14	3
2797	Ugh. Hypocrites!	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2798	Christ,what an asshole!	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2799	Rats with wings. Any relation?	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2800	I told you to cover our lunch box when we come out here!	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2801	New Jersey beaches are just not the same anymore.	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2802	Rats with wings." Melanie Loveland, Amesbury, M	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2803	They're worse than rats	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2804	Sheesh, we came here to get away from work!	1.1478	0.03324	115	98	17	0
2805	Not to rat you out, but do you think you should perhaps pigeon and help out those gulls?	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2806	It’s been a breath of fresh air, giving up being a locavore	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2807	Everybody's going back to in-person dining.	1.1475	0.03977	122	108	10	4
2808	Don’t be so gullible. The good stuff is in the middle layer.	1.1475	0.03428	122	105	16	1
2809	Fred, Do you miss humans?"	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2810	They'll let anyone here these days.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
2811	I don't know if you realize how good it is to get away from the rat race."	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2812	Poor white trash.	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
2813	I come out here to get away from the rat race.	1.1473	0.03498	129	112	15	2
2814	How are they always first to the buffet?	1.1473	0.03320	129	111	17	1
2815	Global warming brings out the worst in scavengers	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2816	They have some nerve eating our food.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2817	The dumpster chickens are at it again!	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2818	Those are the real rats with wings.	1.1471	0.03694	136	120	12	4
2819	Piegon: 'my dear friend, this beach day was a brilliant idea!' Rat: 'I knew you'd love it. But be careful, those seagulls are eyeing us!'	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2820	These guys have never learned how to relax.	1.1471	0.03222	136	117	18	1
2821	Well, pidge, they will go hungry as I picked out the best in there!	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
2822	Don't you think the early bird offerings attracts a much more selective patron than in prior years?	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2823	I can eat you but then they will eat me..	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2824	« Paris plage never gets old, dear »	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
2825	Hulley Gulley	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2826	Disgusting!	1.1468	0.03405	109	93	16	0
2827	Even at the beach, I just can't get away from work.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2828	I told you this place was a tourist trap.	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2829	Jonathan and his friends have no taste. They don't even care if they're leftovers.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2830	I didn't know 'to-go' was a option	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2831	Let me have some shade, I'm vermin' up here.	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2832	They do this just to irritate you...	1.1466	0.03921	116	102	11	3
2833	Ahh, Don't be a sewer loser! they won fare and square	1.1466	0.03298	116	99	17	0
2834	Personally, I prefer the subway pizza.	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
2835	Don’t I take enough crap from you?	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
2836	Just when we thought we finally rid the beach of pests!	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2837	Bougie birds.	1.1466	0.03298	116	99	17	0
2838	It’s these top-of-the-barrel guys that give all scavengers a bad name.	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2839	Birds - they can never just take it easy -	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2840	Humans were right. Seagulls ARE annoying.	1.1466	0.03298	116	99	17	0
2841	Everywhere we go there are scavengers.	1.1463	0.03946	123	109	10	4
2842	They'll never learn ... what's "MINE" is ours!	1.1463	0.03200	123	105	18	0
2843	I see now the seagulls had it right all along.	1.1463	0.03592	123	107	14	2
2844	Trying to upstage PizzaRat™. Won't work.	1.1463	0.03592	123	107	14	2
2845	Do you think these Hamptons locals would mind sharing?	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2846	You'd think they'd know that french fries are unhealthy.	1.1463	0.03592	123	107	14	2
2847	Boy, do they have the life. After this too-short vacation, my friend, we’re due back in the lab for important behavioral experiments.	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2848	Breakfast, lunch, and dinner is served.	1.1463	0.03592	123	107	14	2
2849	You know, when I was younger I was able to eat like that. Nowadays, I get heartburn just looking at that stuff.	1.1463	0.03592	123	107	14	2
2850	Honey, would you like me to get you another Mojito, or to check if there's anything we are missing out over there?	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2851	It's alright, honey. They're not real either.	1.1462	0.03473	130	113	15	2
2852	It’s great to get out of the city and leave the job to those guys!	1.1462	0.03296	130	112	17	1
2853	Lunch? I’ll tell them there’s fresh sashimi in the water!	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2854	They're basically humans with wings.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2855	Seems like just yesterday...	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2856	So we gonna hit up this orgy or you just want to hang out and eat trash again? I don’t need to go if you don’t.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
2857	Do you think our bones are next?	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2858	And humans were supposed to be so smart.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2859	I wish your family would stop telling us about their "South Beach Diet" and just eat a piece of pizza once in awhile	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
2860	They take after your side of the family.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2861	See, honey? I knew we got jobs in the right industry. We could live anywhere.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2862	Friggin workaholics.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2863	Some vermin can't stop to smell the trash.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2864	Darn bottom feeders	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
2865	I wonder if they have wi-fi in there.	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2866	I like a good trash pile as much as anyone, but New York is just too much for me these days.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2867	Bloody tourists!	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2868	Some people just can't take a day off.	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2869	They're back again- can't wait 'til after Labor Day.	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2870	Let them have leftovers	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2871	If it weren't for the rat in you, you'd be over there dumpster-diving with those guys."	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
2872	I hate meeting other pests on vacation.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2873	Hey...Ask your friends if they deliver will ya?	1.1455	0.03377	110	94	16	0
2874	I prefer Uber Eats.	1.1455	0.03377	110	94	16	0
2875	Do you believe,those guys?	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2876	Just enjoy the beech…they’re not drones	1.1455	0.03377	110	94	16	0
2877	That buffet might be good, it's popular with the locals.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2878	We gotta teach 'em how to chill a bit.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2879	Shall we go into town or have leftovers here?	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2880	Pigeons and rats, the true New Yorkers	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
2881	Sigh, Louie, the youth's idea of 'all-you-can-eat buffet' is tragic!	1.1455	0.04443	110	99	6	5
2882	What did Jonathan Livingston Seagull say? “Heaven is not a place, and it is not a time. Heaven is a full dumpster.”	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2883	Who knew an all you can eat buffet would bring all the tourists?	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2884	How unsophisticated! I would never.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2885	Why do these guys always have to bring work on vacation?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2886	I hate how the Hamptons is turning into a sewer"	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2887	Being meek has its advantages.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2888	Yeah man, those boids have lower standards than me." — Fougère Robertson, San Dieg	1.1452	0.03565	124	108	14	2
2889	We come out here to relax and take our minds off work, and these guys show up!	1.1452	0.03565	124	108	14	2
2890	The garbage can statue was a great idea. Instead of pooping on it they are trying to eat it.	1.1450	0.03273	131	113	17	1
2891	Too bad for them. We already got the good stuff.	1.1450	0.03448	131	114	15	2
2892	And,my people get all the blame for this!	1.1450	0.03448	131	114	15	2
2893	I don't know how they eat that beach food. I'll wait until we get back to the city.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2894	We're lying here while your cousins have all the fun.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2895	I'd rather wait until we get back to the city than eat that garbage.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2896	That's seagulls for ya'. They fly in, squawk a lot, dine at the best places, make a huge mess, and then leave.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2897	And they call you a flying rat!	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2898	They stole the pizza slice I dragged all the way from Manhattan.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2899	The cousins are here	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2900	Jonathan Livingston She-Gull over there keeps giving me the eye.	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2901	I saw the giants doing this earlier, so I figured we'd give it a try.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2902	Pesky birds.	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2903	‘Hah! They don’t know from garbage!’	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2904	Pass the sunblock. My tail and paws are getting too pink.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2905	Don't they know they're in a New Yorker cartoon about animals behaving like people?	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2906	What losers! I'm glad we bought those 100 shares of Apple in 1980.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2907	But nooo. You're too good for sun-ripened garbage.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2908	I bet the gulls are sorry now they didn't join the Scavenger Union. Our retirement benefits are the best!	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2909	Tourists. They don't know all you gotta do is wait for the island of trash to float up to you.	1.1441	0.04215	111	99	8	4
2910	Noah,Shmoa	1.1441	0.04016	111	98	10	3
2911	These tourists are making it hard to get a good reservation these days.	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2912	It's so great to get out of Manhattan. It's getting impossible there"	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
2913	Always acting like they think they're better than we are!	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2914	Scrounging for fries when there's poutine off the boardwalk.	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2915	And to think the smartest pests are that gullible?!?	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2916	Ok, yeah, I fucked a gull, once. Only once, in college. Look, honey it was a long time ago, I was young and vulnerable, and, well, it happened, but I'm all about that pigeon pussy now.	1.1441	0.04042	118	105	9	4
2917	There really are no new ideas.	1.1441	0.03246	118	101	17	0
2918	After the clear off that paper trash, you and me will go for those marinated delicacies at the bottom.	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
2919	You know what they call seagulls, Pidg? The flying rats of the sea.	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
2920	These guys, always making us look bad when we're on vacation!	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
2921	Looking at the seagulls, I remember our youth.	1.1441	0.03666	118	103	13	2
2922	Get a load of these bums. They wouldn't last two seconds in Times Square.	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
2923	Bummer. I was eyeing that for dessert.	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
2924	you can always remember the sweet bird of youth!	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
2925	Rank amateurs. It’s like watching a community theater production of Les Mis.	1.1441	0.04042	118	105	9	4
2926	Rumor has it they don't exist, ain't that right Wilson?	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
2927	I can't wait until the tourists go home.	1.1440	0.03539	125	109	14	2
2928	We need to stop the steal!	1.1440	0.03716	125	110	12	3
2929	Maybe you should tell the kids not to eat junk food before lunch!	1.1440	0.03153	125	107	18	0
2930	Do you want anything from the corner store?	1.1429	0.04009	119	106	9	4
2931	Get a load of them seagulls, acting like they have never seen a five-star garbage can before.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2932	The Upper Crust . . . it's all so easy for them.	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
2933	Should I warn them about the growth hormones?	1.1429	0.04179	112	100	8	4
2934	This town has really gone to the birds!	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
2935	Isn't that your ex?	1.1429	0.03828	119	105	11	3
2936	Their just here for their moment of fame knowing this will end up on Instagram.	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
2937	I don’t give a rat! I’m a vegan!	1.1429	0.03321	112	96	16	0
2938	Some people think them's our kids!	1.1429	0.03321	112	96	16	0
2939	I suppose we must give this up when congress gets back in session	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
2940	They're just flying rats .....	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
2941	They are eating our lunch	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2942	Pfffft... Tourists.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2943	You know, I'm busier now than when I was working.	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
2944	Can't compete with the wings. I know you get it.	1.1429	0.03512	126	110	14	2
2945	I'll stick with my favorite hole in the wall.	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
2946	They are simply Not Our Class, Darling	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2947	We got the best. They get the rest.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2948	There goes our romantic dinner date.	1.1429	0.03512	126	110	14	2
2949	There goes our free picnic lunch!	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
2950	Rats! I mean... Scabs!	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
2951	Gulls go for the all you can eat buffet.	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
2952	The hoi polloi don't belong here, Casey.	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
2953	You won't hear a word from me against them. It is the fucking humans who force us to this extremity.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2954	Guess we have a new problem now that humans have been abducted by aliens…	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
2955	The locals get the good stuff.	1.1417	0.03608	120	105	13	2
2956	I don't like your relatives barging into my space	1.1417	0.03409	120	104	15	1
2957	That used to be me until I moved to Park Avenue."	1.1417	0.03409	120	104	15	1
2958	Good thing Nikola is running a bit late.	1.1417	0.03409	120	104	15	1
2959	Sam, 'trash-gourmet' cuisine is beyond me.	1.1417	0.03977	120	107	9	4
2960	Seagulls or SeaGALS?	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2961	See, now there's a line for the snack bar!	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2962	I see garbage eater runs in the family	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2963	Hey Frank, look at those losers eating garbage.”	1.1416	0.03294	113	97	16	0
2964	Suspicious? … Damn right I’m suspicious. Our kids don’t look a thing like either of us.	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
2965	They're going to eat me out of house and home.	1.1416	0.04144	113	101	8	4
2966	Look who took over after I rat-tired.	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
2967	No, they're not gulls. They're hummingbirds.	1.1416	0.03294	113	97	16	0
2968	It’s a shame. The beach is infested with them!	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2969	You think they can handle this?	1.1416	0.03294	113	97	16	0
2970	I don’t give a rat’s ass about them pigeonholing us as city slickers. I do care that they are eating all our snack food.	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2971	They want us to believe the Sea's been Trashed with Plastic, but frankly, Pigeon, I'm not that gullible . ..	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2972	We're so much more civilized than those guys over there scrounging through garbage.	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2973	Can you believe the nerve of those birds - scrounging through the trash and pooping all over the place?	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2974	Check out the seaside versions of us."	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
2975	They really are a nuisance.	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2976	Those plastic straws are not good but those grocery bags are killers.	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2977	Are these pests ever going to leave us alone?	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
2978	At least we have self control. Sort of.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
2979	Kids these days!	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
2980	One rat's trash is another bird's lunch.	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
2981	Dose gulls eat outta dat trash can. PAH! Weez guys is more picky--we brot goormay leftovers from Mama's Cafe.	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
2982	“Me an me judy gowen the aleowse la, y’cummin?	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2983	In New York, I was famous for dragging around a piece of pizza and now, I go on vacation and get no respect from friggin' garbage freeloaders.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
2984	Ya want an example of gullible? Ask ‘em where their next meal’s comin’ from after Labor Day.	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
2985	White Flight	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
2986	With that goldmine they’ll be putting deposits on Porsches this afternoon…	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
2987	Is nothing sacred anymore?	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2988	And they think us pigeons eat trash!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2989	That’s a tourist trap.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2990	You're the one that invited your relatives.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2991	Rooks	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2992	They think they can win the primary with that kind of fundraisi-ng.	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
2993	See what I'm saying, you don't have to do everything yourself.	1.1405	0.03172	121	104	17	0
2994	They followed us from the city.	1.1405	0.03580	121	106	13	2
2995	Great idea asking our kids to bring dinner.	1.1405	0.03382	121	105	15	1
2996	I hope they leave something for us.	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
2997	Apparently birds of a feather don’t stick together do they Archie?!	1.1405	0.03580	121	106	13	2
2998	If those birds are looking for a snack I'm right here.	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
2999	No class! Dumpster divers!	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3000	I thought it was take out only	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3001	I would get air sick.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3002	I distinguish between proletarian and lumpenproletariat.	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
3003	Then there are the workaholics . . .	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
3004	See? We get along fine with the locals. They appreciate how we contribute to the economy.	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
3005	Cockroaches just never take a break, do they?	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3006	Hey, you ever date one of these clowns?	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3007	THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD PHIL, LOOK WHO IS RAIDING OUR STASH	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
3008	If they weren't white, they'd be called rats with wings too.	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
3009	Luckily, I was the first one off the ship.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
3010	Before we go home, I'm having a bucket.	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
3011	Next time we bring a cooler like everyone else.	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
3012	Looks like the local riff-raff has discovered our favorite place.	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
3013	And they say we're vermin	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
3014	This forced relaxation isn't having the therapeutic effect you said it would.	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
3015	New money, am I right?	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
3016	I saw them taking a vacation in my sewer last week.”	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
3017	Remind me again, why do we have to share our food with your in-laws?	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
3018	Nothing but paper and plastic. And they EAT it. So ‘gullible’.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
3019	Look at those dirty scavengers.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
3020	I really think they’re just showing off.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
3021	They're waiting for the rat's leftovers? Har de effing har!	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
3022	Dem trashy hills would never make in da city	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
3023	I too sometimes fantasize of being like wild birds free of worries and possessions.	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
3024	I long for the days when their screeching kept us up at night.	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
3025	I doubt they'll leave some for the rest of us	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
3026	Some guys I knew in high school. Shame they didn't grow up.	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
3027	I would hate having to work on vacation.	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
3028	Who hollered "SHARK"	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
3029	I hate people wo bring their work on vacations	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
3030	And yet we get a bad rap.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
3031	Why do the locals always make such a mess?	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
3032	Get a load of these scavengers	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
3033	Eagles of the sea”, huh? If they’re the eagles of the sea, then I’m the lion of the city	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
3034	That snack will tide me over.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
3035	Didn't we reserve that for today?	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
3036	I appreciate your cousins hosting us for vacation Cheryl, but they’re a lot	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
3037	This place would be amazing, save all the locals	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
3038	I come here to vacation because I can relate to the locals.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
3039	I'd call that cultural appropriation, wouldn't you?	1.1397	0.03489	136	120	13	3
3040	Their tacos are almost double what they charge in town.	1.1395	0.03607	129	114	12	3
3041	Sheesh! I hate it when work follows you on vacation.	1.1395	0.03254	129	112	16	1
3042	No leftovers from us,	1.1395	0.03607	129	114	12	3
3043	Some guys can never stop working.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
3044	Vacation? You make us come all the way from the city to the Hamptons, and we have to put up with these squawking, suboptimal scavengers?	1.1393	0.03738	122	108	11	3
3045	They're always eating junk food	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3046	No body goes there anymore,it	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3047	So I say when we get back,we explore Chelsea a little more.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3048	Sure they fly, but the kids get their obnoxiousness from MY side.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3049	oh, sure. everyone always forgets to mention the insurance workers of the sky.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3050	What's more desperate than digging for french fries?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3051	I knew that would attract the wrong crowd.	1.1391	0.03241	115	99	16	0
3052	that there my friend is what attracts the riffraff	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3053	Guarding the trump drum !	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3054	I mean, How bourgeoisie can you get?	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3055	They're the new rats with wings.	1.1391	0.03241	115	99	16	0
3056	There is no " Swoop down "in our organizational By - Laws	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3057	Hayseed amateurs.	1.1391	0.03241	115	99	16	0
3058	Not giving a rat's ass.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3059	I’ve always thought they were more like me with wings honey, not you.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3060	And they say you are like me, only with wings…	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
3061	So much for Johnathan Livingston Seagull	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
3062	The Plebs will eat anything. Can you pass me the rotting fish we picked up in the gutter earlier?	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
3063	I wish they'd try that in a small town.	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
3064	Unsophisticated vermin.	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
3065	Gotta love the diversity!	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
3066	These bridge and tunnel freaks are disgusting.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
3067	These boomers need to learn to relax at work.	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
3068	Those guys know nothing about assets.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
3069	This beach is really going to the birds!	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
3070	If we weren't on vacation I'd show them how to really root through a garbage can.	1.1387	0.03616	137	122	11	4
3071	You can take the vermin out of the city but you can't take the city out of the vermin	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
3072	Work, work, work.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
3073	Think we need a reservation?	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
3074	They ruin the neighborhood	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
3075	Every time we come here we spend big in the local economy and yet, every time, the locals steal our picnic	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
3076	That's the guy who called me a shoobie.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
3077	I don't like the way the natives are looking at us.	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
3078	There’s no substitute for an education in the streets.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
3079	Good thing we got there first.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
3080	I can stand not eating any garbage for now..but I didn’t say anything about tonight	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
3081	Martha,your beach bum cousins are acting up.	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
3082	Guess they haven’t heard about the lottery!	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
3083	Unless they've had takeout pizza from the subway they don't know fine dining	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
3084	Buffet for beach crowd	1.1385	0.03581	130	115	12	3
3085	They give flying rats a bad name.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
3086	It’s actually a bed and breakfast.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
3087	It was the most-romantic restaurant on the beach until those scavengers showed up.	1.1382	0.03710	123	109	11	3
3088	They’ll let anyone in here!	1.1382	0.03331	123	107	15	1
3089	It's filled with Trump's opponents.	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
3090	I'm grateful to not have to eat my leftovers	1.1379	0.03216	116	100	16	0
3091	Why am I a rat, you’re a rat with wings, and they’re Jonathan Livingston posers?	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
3092	Are we the audience of the pestilence?	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
3093	Even on a beach, New York's finest enjoy the view while the locals clean up the mess.	1.1379	0.03216	116	100	16	0
3094	What a bunch of scavengers, am I right?	1.1379	0.03216	116	100	16	0
3095	The idea this is a private beach is strictly for the birds.	1.1376	0.03315	109	94	15	0
3096	Great to be on vacation	1.1376	0.03315	109	94	15	0
3097	Get a load of these guys thinking that their home can withstand water erosion and extreme temperatures.	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
3098	It's great to get away from the ol' grind for the weekend!	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
3099	We will have a full belly lunch with these fool belly birds.	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
3100	Let's see these spoiled brats drag a slice down the stairs!	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
3101	They never remember the hot dog stand closes early on Sundays.	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
3102	And usually you’d see me doing that junk.	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
3103	We demand the white linen tablecloth!	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
3104	Watch as I am become death, destroyer of seagulls.	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
3105	I tell you, the kids these days are into absolute garbage.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
3106	some people have the gull to eat almost anything!	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3107	One good TikTok review and they come flying…	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3108	Just look at those grubby bottom-feeders - no class at all, don't you think.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3109	It’s Gulls, Season 4 all over again, am I right?!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
3110	"They seem happier in their condo than we are in our beach house!"	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3111	The property values has dropped since they moved in.	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
3112	Can you believe those guys eating garbage?	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3113	Immigrants! Am I right?	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3114	We gotta invite them seagulls to Battery Park, babe. They don't know what they're missing.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
3115	Like I told you. Whitey gets away with what they accuse us of doing.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3116	They're in for a surprise. All that's left are recyclables.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
3117	And they call us nuisances!!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
3118	Accidental tourist these days, they’re so much lower on the pecking order	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
3119	Nah, I took the train from Grand Central, then the bus from Freeport.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
3120	How do they live like this !!! ...... on a beach, to be specific	1.1371	0.03681	124	110	11	3
3121	New Yorkers in the Hamptons	1.1371	0.03681	124	110	11	3
3122	Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
3123	Can’t wait to get back to the city, the locals here are so uncivilized.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
3124	I sure am glad we aren't filthy like them	1.1368	0.03623	117	103	12	2
3125	They really aught to do something about those seagulls... disgraceful!	1.1368	0.03623	117	103	12	2
3126	'Look, that place we ate at last year is still open and it looks like they haven't changed the menu. How they can survive on just fries is beyond me.'	1.1368	0.03821	117	104	10	3
3127	„Look at them, Fred. They are taking no risks like us, in the big city. No traps, no nothing!”	1.1368	0.03623	117	103	12	2
3128	Open garbage can? Amateurs.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
3129	Those scavengers are wAsting their time as I took out all of the really good things!	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3130	Hey sweetheart, can I grab you something from the snack bar?	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
3131	Let's pass. I'm still stuffed from brunch.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
3132	Only in America, am I right or what?	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
3133	Let them get their fill. We can	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
3134	Junk food is so addictive	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
3135	Air-humans…	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
3136	Flying rodents	1.1360	0.03281	125	109	15	1
3137	I’m glad that stage is over.	1.1360	0.03281	125	109	15	1
3138	Homeless...	1.1360	0.03281	125	109	15	1
3139	amateurs. Everyone knows the best food is found in restaurant dumpsters	1.1360	0.03653	125	111	11	3
3140	Don't they get enough to eat in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
3141	The good stuff is at the bottom! Let's wait in the shade	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
3142	They don't know what scavenging is.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
3143	Looks like it's about to rain.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
3144	We come to Martha’s Vineyard to get away from the riff-raff.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
3145	You forgot to zip it up	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
3146	I hate that they’re not into recycling”.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
3147	Ever read the story of the city scavengers and the beach scavenger cousins?	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
3148	look i'm not saying i hate ALL birds i just cant respect the dirty ones	1.1359	0.04150	103	92	8	3
3149	So glad the humans are gone. They really made a mass of the place.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
3150	'Yep, retirement seems fun, but don't you miss your old job ?"	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
3151	Look, since the ocean is polluted with trash now, we fit right in.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
3152	Look Madge, more victims of Bernie Madoff	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
3153	Let me birdsplain. Not sea gulls. Just gulls.	1.1356	0.03594	118	104	12	2
3154	Darling, this junkyard by the ocean is just the PERFECT getaway!	1.1356	0.03790	118	105	10	3
3155	There is no cheese or french fries in there. What could they possibly be eating?	1.1356	0.03165	118	102	16	0
3156	This is your fault..... Our water gulls overheard your birdbrain wisdom....One bird's TRASH is another Bird's Treasure..	1.1356	0.03386	118	103	14	1
3157	See, they will eat anything!	1.1356	0.03165	118	102	16	0
3158	City breaks are over-rat-ed	1.1356	0.03386	118	103	14	1
3159	Ah…. The good old days. Before we became chair and blanket people.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
3160	See Marge, I told you they had a great beach buffett here.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
3161	Soon seagulls will replace us.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
3162	I'm telling ya, we should just quit our jobs, leave the city and open a snack shack on the beach.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
3163	''I'd like to see them scorned by society''	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
3164	Typical low-life eating out the trash.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
3165	Ugh, those guys are like flying rats, am I right?	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
3166	I lost my section 8 status, so now I'm homeless."	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
3167	Once I hired Interns, I found I have much more leisure time.	1.1351	0.03728	111	98	11	2
3168	Look at these Beach Barbies! They would never make it in the city!	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
3169	The locals are a bunch of hicks.	1.1351	0.03260	111	96	15	0
3170	You see the proof of it being safe for consumption. Now can I go.	1.1351	0.03728	111	98	11	2
3171	How long 'til retirement?	1.1351	0.03942	111	99	9	3
3172	It's only garbage now.	1.1351	0.03260	111	96	15	0
3173	Those amateurs are digging in a recyclable bin. Didn't they hear about waste separation?	1.1351	0.03728	111	98	11	2
3174	I've hired these undocumented immigrants to do my job, so I can relax and enjoy the summer	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
3175	That's disgusting. I can't watch. I'm heading back to the sewer.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
3176	Lookie there. Sea side versions of us.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
3177	Hey isn't that your cousin over there?	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
3178	Uh, we're not leaving anything for the kids.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
3179	Find a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
3180	Your sisters are eating our lunch!	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
3181	We’ve got a crabs infestation, too	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
3182	I know they’re gullible, but I didn’t think they’d actually believe that I saw someone throw a whole bluefin tuna in there	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
3183	That’s some low grade trash right there.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
3184	What gives?	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
3185	So much for a quiet relaxing vacation.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
3186	Gotta get out of New York in August	1.1345	0.03760	119	106	10	3
3187	… and this used to be a nice little beach	1.1345	0.03565	119	105	12	2
3188	Gulls have a much lower protein tolerance.	1.1343	0.03315	134	118	14	2
3189	Did you want me to get you a snack.. It looks like it's going fast	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3190	Some people never stop working, am I right?	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
3191	We left the Hood to take a vacation from foraging.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
3192	Mr. Gorbachev,hit these back walls.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
3193	Oh great, the "Food Critics" have shown up.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
3194	Poor suckers! We got all the good stuff already.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
3195	I'm insulted by the phrase flying rats. Should I call myself a crawling seagull?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
3196	And they call US rats!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
3197	Scavengers! So much for a day at the beach.	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
3198	I guess the kids must have inherited some of my genes.	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
3199	The park department needs to control those pests	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
3200	They’re like humans, am I right?	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
3201	Don't worry- when it gets hot here they'll fly north for the summer.	1.1339	0.03473	112	98	13	1
3202	Real vermin of the earth over there, huh Steve?	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
3203	Dese local yokels know not of a delectable chew obtained from any alley in ole Noo Yawk.	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
3204	Late to the party,as usual.	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
3205	Even on vacation, I'm reminded of work.	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
3206	Hopefully, they too have the agency to lift themselves up from poverty.	1.1339	0.03473	112	98	13	1
3207	I feel kind of bad watching those guys work while I'm getting some rays here on vacation.	1.1339	0.03233	112	97	15	0
3208	Oh, Pigeon dear, don't give it another thought. Simply pass me another watercress sandwich.	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
3209	Sheesh! Animals these days…	1.1339	0.03233	112	97	15	0
3210	Yet somehow they’re the stars of the gift shop.	1.1339	0.03908	112	100	9	3
3211	I thought this resort was restricted."	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
3212	Vermin, amiright?	1.1339	0.03473	112	98	13	1
3213	I'm glad they're not our kids!	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
3214	Every time we leave the city, we see the locals eating rubbish.	1.1333	0.04075	105	94	8	3
3215	Those guys have easy eats at the beach!	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
3216	Looks like we didn't need to pack a lunch. We could have eaten take out like them.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
3217	If you dare pull one of these stunts in taking you off of the title.	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
3218	You just cant get away from those flying garbage cans	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
3219	Now we have to share the good stuff! I’d like to see them, fill their bellies like we do in New York! Harry Benner Chevy Chase MD	1.1333	0.04294	105	95	6	4
3220	Those gulls think they own the place.	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
3221	Don’t you hate it when people bring their work to the beach ?	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
3222	Should we ask them for a cashier's check?	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
3223	amateur picnic pests...	1.1333	0.03333	120	105	14	1
3224	Check out those idiots--we cleaned out that trash can over an hour ago.	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
3225	Good thing we stopped by KFC on the way in! in!	1.1333	0.03730	120	107	10	3
3226	Do you think they’d cater our wedding?	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
3227	That group over there is very xenophobic!	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
3228	They're looking for the Earl of Sandwich.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
3229	See what I mean? We take all the guff and just look at them!	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
3230	Florida's too hot. Let's go back to New York. I heard that the governor is sending some border folks north. Let's hitch a ride!	1.1333	0.03730	120	107	10	3
3231	Stay low... I think they want a piece of you.	1.1333	0.03333	120	105	14	1
3232	only lazy people feed themselves trash	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
3233	those three guys are stealing our fridge	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
3234	Get a load of the bridge and tunnel	1.1333	0.03116	120	104	16	0
3235	Yeah, and they call you a dove that has sinned!	1.1328	0.03209	128	112	15	1
3236	Face it...fisher/scavenger outflies hunter/gatherer ANY day.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3237	Oh look. It’s the bit-gulls.	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3238	We come all the way to the beach and we still can't escape work.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3239	Of course I'm right! I'm from New York, I know a bay-gull when I see one!	1.1327	0.03444	113	99	13	1
3240	Sad, they don’t even know the difference between trash and recycling.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3241	That reminds me. I have a bone with you.	1.1327	0.03206	113	98	15	0
3242	My advice would be... to stay away from the junk food.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
3243	Scavengers	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
3244	'They can't relax even when they are on vacation at the shore."	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
3245	They just eat the French fries and leave the good stuff to us.	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
3246	And they say YOU'RE a flying rat!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
3247	They're behaving just like animals!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
3248	What they said about you is not derogatory. Your awesome plus wings. Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
3249	Next thing, it’ll be my mother-in-law.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
3250	It's in the new contract - we simply relax while they spread it all over the place. Then, we go in hot!	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
3251	Let's buy it, evict them, and turn it into an AirBNB.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
3252	You know you’re my favorite cousin, don’t you?	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
3253	What’s say we give that place a try? The locals seem to flock there.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
3254	I think the locals may have pegged us as tourists.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
3255	Funnel cakes and French fries are fine, but you’ll never get the variety you do in the city.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
3256	And you aren't mad that they're hanging out without you?	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
3257	How would you compare your pecking skills with their poking?	1.1322	0.03308	121	106	14	1
3258	If you don't swoop in soon, you'll just get the leavings.	1.1322	0.03701	121	108	10	3
3259	Global warming made the fish go elsewhere	1.1322	0.03308	121	106	14	1
3260	Where do you think they go when it rains?	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
3261	Smart of you to post that video of fake shark attacks nearby. We now have the perfect spot for this year's neighborhood block party. People food but no people.	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
3262	What's new, pussycat?	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
3263	First it was home schooling, and now this…	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
3264	Those guys ain't got no couth!	1.1321	0.03304	106	92	14	0
3265	of course they collect food before us - but we know what happens after they eat it...	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
3266	Check it out, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, right?	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
3267	This is the last time we invite your relatives to a beach party. They are eating all the food.	1.1321	0.03304	106	92	14	0
3268	Check out the Local Yokels......We could give them some tips on how to get the good stuff, eh?	1.1321	0.03304	106	92	14	0
3269	Well, there goes supper.	1.1321	0.03304	106	92	14	0
3270	We should not have included your extended family in our vacation plans.	1.1321	0.03304	106	92	14	0
3271	“Our Chicken feed is much healthier”	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
3272	'Rats of the air' or no, can't they find another beach?	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
3273	Looks like it’s amateur night…	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
3274	Fred, they just don't appreciate al fresco dining like we do.	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
3275	Nature helped us to get rid of the Homosepiens , to ideally pass the warmth of this weather for us.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
3276	A "gulls only" trashcan? I can't believe places like this still exist.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
3277	I wonder if any of them like to get away to the city.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
3278	They really are disgusting.	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3279	But do they mention this in Jonathan Seagull?	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
3280	Reminds me of human behavior when the crab claws come out at all you can eat buffets	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3281	This is what you get when you let THEIR kind onto the beach.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
3282	I came up with #ratgirlsummer and she just stole it.	1.1316	0.03180	114	99	15	0
3283	Yeah, that's the latest "concept."	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
3284	You kids today got it easy. Back on the subway, we had to work for our meals.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
3285	Honey, the kids are eating junk food again.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
3286	If they think that's good, they should see the Pacific.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
3287	if I join them I don't want to hear any cracks about a busman's holiday.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
3288	I went there once. The food is garbage, but the locals seem to love it.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
3289	[Rat:] So I’m like, “Birds of a feather flock” (yada yada ya), but she’s all “…” [Pigeon:] ( … (thinks) … )	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
3290	They say they don't, but I know your family looks down on me. Not even bringing pizza helped.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
3291	Jeez... Next year let's just do a staycation.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
3292	When are we gonna have a romantic dinner on the beach? I'm tired of these home-cooked scraps.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
3293	We can’t ever get piece and quite.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
3294	I propose ‘One if by land, two if by dumpsters, three if by sea.’ Makes more sense now that we’re here.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
3295	Beach snacks are the best snacks. I can't wait to retire.	1.1311	0.03482	122	108	12	2
3296	Why won’t they stop pestering us?	1.1311	0.03482	122	108	12	2
3297	Feh. You’d expect only non-winged, non-feathered creatures to behave like that.	1.1311	0.03282	122	107	14	1
3298	Bumpkins.	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
3299	Covfefe.	1.1308	0.04002	107	96	8	3
3300	Eh. They're animals.	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
3301	Ronnie what's happening here is we're seeing Evolution working in our favor	1.1308	0.04002	107	96	8	3
3302	That's the other Local's can.	1.1308	0.04002	107	96	8	3
3303	Geez, Pige. Ever since you've gone gluten-free, you're no fun!	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
3304	Are those the new interns?	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
3305	Now that‘s what I call rats with wings!	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
3306	I'm holding out for that guy to be finished with that ham sandwich.	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
3307	Freakin' scavengers	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
3308	Annoying wildlife. Let’s head back to the city.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
3309	The local stakeholders haven't heard about the perils of blood sugar spikes.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
3310	You don't have to remind me, I know these beach birds are setting unrealistic body standards.	1.1304	0.03811	115	103	9	3
3311	Who brings work to the beach?	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
3312	This is why I can't stand all-inclusive -- there's always a line at the buffet.	1.1304	0.03154	115	100	15	0
3313	They really let this place go to the birds	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
3314	They have no sense of decorum.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
3315	We’re nothing like these guys.	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
3316	One man's garbage, etc., etc.	1.1301	0.03046	123	107	16	0
3317	If I’m a rat, and you’re a rat with wings, what do call those guys?	1.1301	0.03456	123	109	12	2
3318	I promised you I wouldn’t work on this vacation and I meant it.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
3319	Generations raised in the capitol and still no manners!"	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
3320	Hmmm. What’s a football? Remember last year. We’re going to have it all.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
3321	They call you guys flying rats. What do you think the call those guys?	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
3322	Damn pests.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
3323	Only the seagulls work in this heat	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
3324	Let's get out of here. I think that's my ex.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
3325	It's the Seiglesons boys. They like to show off that they can eat anything left on the beach for free. Just ignore them!	1.1296	0.03967	108	97	8	3
3326	They must not have had legacy parents.	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
3327	Damn dirty sticking vermin over there.	1.1296	0.03247	108	94	14	0
3328	Oh, man, these New York sewers are something else, am I right?	1.1296	0.03967	108	97	8	3
3329	I personally prefer the inland gar baghe	1.1296	0.03247	108	94	14	0
3330	I come here to get away from work.	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
3331	Whaddya think it takes to get that job?	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
3332	The new poor…	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
3333	These guys are worse than us!	1.1296	0.03247	108	94	14	0
3334	Get a load of those guys, and they call you a flying rat.	1.1293	0.03360	116	102	13	1
3335	Don’t worry.. I pushed all the good stuff to the bottom for later…”	1.1293	0.03360	116	102	13	1
3336	The gurls are here.	1.1293	0.03576	116	103	11	2
3337	Filthy scavengers. All they do is eat what humans leave behind.	1.1293	0.03360	116	102	13	1
3338	These beach bennies give rats and pigeons a bad name, don’t you agree?”	1.1290	0.03232	124	109	14	1
3339	And THAT my refined feathered friend is just the sort of behaviour by larus argentatus that I was telling you about...	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
3340	This is why we don't have nice things.	1.1290	0.03615	124	111	10	3
3341	You'd think these Gavones were posing for a "Gulls of Gowanus" calendar.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
3342	I know we promised that we wouldn’t work on this vacation, but I’m telling you I’ll only be gone for a quick nibble.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
3343	I can’t believe how many people bring their work with them on vacation.	1.1290	0.03429	124	110	12	2
3344	Look at those dumb fucks. Let’s kill them.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
3345	How do seagulls survive on on that shit?	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
3346	Curious that "sky rats" is intended to be a pejorative term.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
3347	You never take me anywhere," you bitched. "Instead of Coney Island, why not Nantucket this summer? Someplace better!" So here we are, but other than the New England accent, you note a difference	1.1287	0.04374	101	92	5	4
3348	Don't they have any respect? This is where you vacation, not where you find food.	1.1287	0.04142	101	91	7	3
3349	Pidge, next year we’re going someplace they don’t let vermin on the beach.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
3350	I'm telling you buddy, if we didnt invest in the market once the dems took office, we'd still be fighting over scraps.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
3351	Should I tell ‘em they’re fentanyl fries?	1.1287	0.04374	101	92	5	4
3352	If they had a union, they could have a vacation, too.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
3353	I think evolution has passed them by.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
3354	So these are our salad days...sigh.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
3355	These influencers never pay at restaurants	1.1287	0.04142	101	91	7	3
3356	How rude! They are calling me pigeon with hands!	1.1284	0.03219	109	95	14	0
3357	The garbage collection in this neighborhood is so noisy.	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
3358	So much easier to peck and nibble at our meals on the ground.	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
3359	I don’t know how those seagulls can eat that garbage. That saltwater smell is just awful.	1.1284	0.03219	109	95	14	0
3360	There goes our dinner plans. Got any other ideas?	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
3361	They know they can also eat that in The City, right?	1.1284	0.03219	109	95	14	0
3362	Unbelievable. We can’t take them anywhere.	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
3363	Huh, they call us vermin?	1.1282	0.03333	117	103	13	1
3364	All I'm sayin' is compared to them I'm an epicurean.	1.1282	0.03547	117	104	11	2
3365	I came here to relax but I’m starting to feel uncomfortably competitive.	1.1282	0.03104	117	102	15	0
3366	Rembember our salad days? (the word our should be underlined for emphasis)	1.1282	0.03749	117	105	9	3
3367	This brings back the good old days, Harold. Let's move up the beach...	1.1282	0.03333	117	103	13	1
3368	We sat too close to the Fly Through Restaurant again Charlie!	1.1282	0.03333	117	103	13	1
3369	They are only pretending to be rats with wings.	1.1282	0.03547	117	104	11	2
3370	Calling seagulls ‘rats with wings’ is an insult to every rat	1.1282	0.03749	117	105	9	3
3371	Those guys are weird.	1.1282	0.03333	117	103	13	1
3372	Next thing you know, there'll be a whole foods and we won't be able to make rent	1.1282	0.03749	117	105	9	3
3373	And you said there was no Carry-Out on the beach!	1.1282	0.03547	117	104	11	2
3374	I keep thinking of things I left unfinished back in the City.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
3375	Castles made of sand . . .	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
3376	Where's our partners ? I thought the Ark would be here by now !	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
3377	Those birds give scavengers a bad name.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
3378	They’ll probably tell their friends they discovered the most authentic local hole-in-the-wall.	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
3379	Your cousins are addicted to talking trash.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
3380	That's what happens when fast foods move into the neighborhood	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
3381	Disgusting! They are like little white mice with wings.	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
3382	They really ought to do something about the pest problem around here.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
3383	Even I won’t eat those lousy scraps - those birds are so gullible.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
3384	ugh it’s out of control	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
3385	This is the last time I’m taking your kids to a buffet.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
3386	We should probably get in there before they eat all the good stuff.	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
3387	They ain’t chicken but someone must have ratted them out.	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
3388	Tried it. The fries are better in Times Square.	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
3389	It's hard to believe that this spot is always available.	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
3390	Seriously? All that amazin’ food, and you’re just gonna sit there gettin’ yer char on?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
3391	Hon, do you want me to build you something like those yuppies?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
3392	Don’t blame me, Homer. I told you we shouldn’t bring your relatives on vacation.	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
3393	The food IS good here, but those squawking foodies are obnoxious.	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
3394	Im telling you now, if this merger doesn't go through, we lose both our businesses	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
3395	Am I being paranoid, or are they following us?	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
3396	Ever wonder where the term 'Bird is the Word' came from?	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
3397	How come Mayor Adam’s got nothin’ to say about them?	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
3398	Do you think that's healthy for them?	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
3399	I'm not eating there, it's only two star.	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
3400	So where will you fly off to next, and leave me to put up with them?	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
3401	That is not good for a beach body	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
3402	Slackers.	1.1273	0.03898	110	99	8	3
3403	You call that scavenging?	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
3404	Hah! Wannabees!	1.1271	0.03519	118	105	11	2
3405	That reminds me. It's garbage day.	1.1271	0.03519	118	105	11	2
3406	I hope they save some for us--we have only drinks in the cooler.	1.1271	0.03306	118	104	13	1
3407	They're like vultures, ain't they?	1.1270	0.03184	126	111	14	1
3408	‘If they call you winged rat, what are they supposed to be?’	1.1270	0.03378	126	112	12	2
3409	The beach across town is much cleaner, but they don't allow nude sunbathing there.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
3410	Stop yuh cooin'! I'm not squawkin' these three out for eatin' garbage.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3411	Animals.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3412	We need to find out who Jonathan Livingston’s publicist is.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3413	Unbelievable - one TikTok blows up and now it takes me 3 hours to get a sandwich.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3414	They only bring beer if you tip 'em.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
3415	Tragedy of the commons 101."	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3416	Must be nice not having to worry about your own czar.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3417	Looks like the new food delivery service ‘Gulliver’s Travels’ is taking off.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3418	Please tell your cousins that dinner doesn’t start until 8.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3419	They're really bringing down the neighborhood.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3420	Beach water too hot for humans so no more trash food. Dumb birds starve!	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3421	We should try that place. The locals seem to love it.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3422	These upper-class rodents have it so easy.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3423	Can’t they read? That place only got two stars in Animal Pest News.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3424	With easy meals like that, those birds are never going to migrate again.	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
3425	Humans are complicated	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
3426	Isn't it nice to not have those sorts of worries anymore?	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
3427	I hate how they click their beaks when eating.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3428	You think our source found any recordings of their plan?	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
3429	If it weren't for the plague, we'd still be stuck on the subway tracks or the sidewalks of New York.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3430	If I could fly, I’d have a greater variety in my food choices.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
3431	You take the high road and I'll take the low road.	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
3432	This is what I get for reading, “Jonathan Livingston Seagull.”?	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
3433	Here they are calling us pests, we’ve got much more respect for natural beauty than these flappers.	1.1262	0.04065	103	93	7	3
3434	Ahh, Monday!	1.1261	0.03165	111	97	14	0
3435	Blame the plastic straws !	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
3436	Do these guys ever give it a rest?	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
3437	Such Scavengers.	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
3438	Chez Barrel has really gone downhill....	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
3439	How many times have I told you to carry the garbage away? But no, you insist on leaving it so our neighbors fight over it every day, ya lazy pigeon.	1.1261	0.03864	111	100	8	3
3440	Look who finally realized the pandemic is over.	1.1261	0.03414	111	98	12	1
3441	Talk about easy pickings. They have no idea how hard we work back in the city.	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
3442	I guarantee you these jokers have never even HEARD of E. F. Hutton.	1.1261	0.03280	119	105	13	1
3443	We all have embarrassing relatives.	1.1261	0.03689	119	107	9	3
3444	Ever since I went on that Keto diet, I stay away from that garbage...	1.1261	0.03491	119	106	11	2
3445	So much for the "eagles of the sea!"	1.1261	0.03491	119	106	11	2
3446	Those Long Islanders are SO unsophisticated.	1.1261	0.03280	119	105	13	1
3447	Life's a french fry.	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
3448	Get a load of these freeloaders	1.1250	0.03463	120	107	11	2
3449	Global warming finally finished them off !!	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
3450	Did you order take out.	1.1250	0.03032	120	105	15	0
3451	Thanks to X, we are eating very well these days.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3452	Those seagulls will eat anything!! Last week that ate my bagel while I was napping.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3453	You were right--it is nice to get away from the rat race once in a while.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
3454	Your friends are eating my dinner.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3455	I hate fly-thru restaurants.”	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3456	It's a feast for us with the humans glued to their air conditioners.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
3457	Hey, I know it’s all you can eat here, but come on. A fourth trip to the buffet?	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3458	Don’t worry about them. We run this town.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
3459	If you ask me, they're the real, rats with wings.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3460	I don't think they were expecting us.	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
3461	Get a load of those uncivilized street urchins!	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3462	All I can say is just be careful pecking on electric wire insulation.	1.1250	0.04027	104	94	7	3
3463	If I ran Sanitation, this would have been picked up after I had my fill last night, but no, I get to put up with these dodos who keep me up squawking and pooping all over my towel.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
3464	Bet they wish they'd joined the harassment suit against the city.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
3465	I do miss the pizza!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3466	Typical summer tourists.	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
3467	Looks like The Gullins have gone through their retirement savings.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
3468	The seagull’s unsophisticated palette is reviled by many within the animal kingdom.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3469	Wanna bully some tourists at Times Square after you're done tanning?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3470	It's all about context. In the city, they'd be vermin.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3471	They're sloppy eaters. Spill it all over the ground. I'll wait 'til they leave and have myself a feast.	1.1250	0.03139	112	98	14	0
3472	Hey - they're your relatives, not mine!	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
3473	Don't they get that we're on vacation?	1.1250	0.03032	120	105	15	0
3474	obviously new money	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3475	Would you look at those scavengers!?!	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3476	The good old times!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3477	Do lawyers get vacation time too?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
3478	The coast is too crowded, I like city life"	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
3479	Remind your cousins that only “the early bird gets the worm”	1.1250	0.03254	120	106	13	1
3480	If they come any closer, I might just jump on your chair.	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
3481	We should have listened when they told us to 'Get out of here' years ago.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3482	Finally, the humans are all gone!	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
3483	Where’s THEIR czar	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
3484	Pizza Rat’s got nothing on these guys.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3485	I never really understood all the criticism until now. That’s disgusting.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3486	I never had a seagull in my trashcan before - 🐀	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
3487	…and then they said, you’ll definitely get a job upstate, a construction job! And the food is aplenty. And they bought it! Suckers. Paradise is ours.	1.1240	0.03303	129	115	12	2
3488	Sure, we're all doomed but what can we do about it? Make our government take action?	1.1240	0.03631	121	109	9	3
3489	And they asked, “what are the poor people doing today?”	1.1239	0.03113	113	99	14	0
3490	Missing the point...No ?	1.1239	0.03585	113	101	10	2
3491	It takes one to know one, yes?	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
3492	I don’t know why people compare us, they don’t know how to live!	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
3493	Don’t they ever get a day off?	1.1238	0.03991	105	95	7	3
3494	Nothing like a day at the beach, sun sand and garbage	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
3495	Get a load of these workaholics.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
3496	I told you we should have packed our lunch in the cooler instead.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
3497	This is what we get for having kids.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
3498	But, on the plus side, humans avoid this place like the plague	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3499	No pizza crusts, no chicken wings,,,no thanks.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3500	Want some junk food from the canteen?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3501	Do you believe the garbage haulers will really strike?	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
3502	… and, the snowbirds have arrived for the season.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3503	Did you remember to make reservations?	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
3504	Reminds my of our pre-union days.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
3505	They have no idea how much better the city is than the Hamptons.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
3506	Should we tell them they should wait for the Blue Light Special?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3507	Practically, they are just flying fleas…	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3508	So happy to have dropped out of the rat race! ”	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
3509	Your Cousin's here apparently have the extra gull to start eating without first saying a hoot to us.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
3510	It takes a lot of gull to eat from that can.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
3511	Were you there when the the owners returned from their swim in the ocean and found the contents of their potato chips gone and the bag buried next to their towels	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3512	Is their stuff in the dryer jay?	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3513	Oh great, here comes the riffraff.	1.1231	0.03625	130	118	8	4
3514	Great. Another day at the beach ruined by filthy scavengers.	1.1228	0.03767	114	103	8	3
3515	‘ That’s why we turned them down for beach club membership’	1.1228	0.03330	114	101	12	1
3516	I told them to stop sending all their money to Trump.	1.1228	0.03767	114	103	8	3
3517	I was running for my life back in New York. I didn't know you had these disgusting things down here	1.1228	0.03330	114	101	12	1
3518	Look at the snack line,if we don’t go now there won’t be any fried dough left!	1.1228	0.03767	114	103	8	3
3519	Can you believe these classless animals?	1.1228	0.03088	114	100	14	0
3520	Our cloud-free paradise, Pete, no sneaky seagulls stealing sandwiches!	1.1228	0.03555	114	102	10	2
3521	Flying humans!	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
3522	Those filthy things will eat anything.	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
3523	I guess our fifteen minutes of fame as the biggest pests are gone with this new kid in town!	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
3524	Oh! They're just jealous	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
3525	We're supposed to be on vacation. What's with the resting beach face?	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
3526	Come home to roost ain't the half of it!	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3527	The locals get annoyed when you tell them how we do it back home.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3528	Looks like NYU is on break for the summer.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3529	I guess they needed a break from ruining everyone else's vacation.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3530	Have you ever seen such picky eaters?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3531	How about we make our way over to the seaside scavenger smorgasbord ?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3532	Amateurs. Running to the first tourist trap while the museum has expressos and croissants.	1.1224	0.04170	98	89	6	3
3533	Them there birds of a feather are doin' their shtick together, henny. They don't give a rat's ass they're disturbin' us either!	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3534	Pathetic! Having to scrounge for a meal.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3535	It’s a pity... I heard their nest got foreclosed.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3536	Let's get Congress next.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3537	Get out of the rat race and come here and I find out it's for the birds	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
3538	Just for once I wish we could have a day at the beach without all these bottom feeders.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
3539	The next thing you know, the humans will be settling in and taking our scraps!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3540	'Wannabes, they'll never taste a New York slice from Times Square.'	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3541	Our kids are at it again.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3542	What are they squawking about? Their menu's got a lot more choices than ours.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3543	The scavengers are back	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3544	The humans call them Rodents of the Sky, I never understood that, I think we’re quite civilized	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3545	All they need is simple delivery app on their phone, but, no, not them.	1.1217	0.03302	115	102	12	1
3546	Don't look now, sweetheart, but the gulls are at the pantry again.	1.1217	0.03302	115	102	12	1
3547	Rats with wings I tell ya, if they could only eat like we do!	1.1217	0.03736	115	104	8	3
3548	I don't mind sharing the trash, but for god's sake, I wish they would show a little class and keep the noise down.	1.1217	0.03302	115	102	12	1
3549	Country life is so primitive.	1.1217	0.03062	115	101	14	0
3550	What did you weigh when you realized you no longer could fly?	1.1217	0.03302	115	102	12	1
3551	Anyone can be a rat now	1.1217	0.03062	115	101	14	0
3552	Those damn seagulls ain't any betta than youse are Rosie.	1.1215	0.03173	107	94	13	0
3553	I would like to toss them our leftovers also, but it’s forbidden.	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
3554	And they complain about us summer people!	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
3555	Unless they're delivering, they're not early enough.	1.1215	0.03173	107	94	13	0
3556	I never liked those scavengers.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
3557	Call me a rat all you like, but this rodent saved you from the horror of all that!	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3558	We taught them all they know.	1.1212	0.04130	99	90	6	3
3559	Dumb birds! They don't know about the gourmet New York City pizza!	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3560	It's your turn to tell the kids to stop playing with their food, Bev.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3561	So much for those idiots' sense of verisimilitude -- no castle has that many French fries strewn atop it."	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3562	Hmmmm. Looks like the white castle in the Bronx.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3563	I don't like it. They don't look the part. We do.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3564	I cannot believe the gull they have to do this during the day.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3565	Seagulls are just humans with wings.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
3566	See, I told ya. A bunch of scavengers. It's in their DNA.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
3567	Get a load of these guys, they're actually rummaging through the left overs we just ate. I guess times are really hard.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3568	Filthy Animals!	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3569	It's the snooty crowd from the city dump. They have their own place don here.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
3570	People’s trash is our feast	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3571	I prefer the cooler sewers myself.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3572	“I draw a line in the sand at straws and butts.”	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3573	Could it be any more obvious…gift certificates!	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3574	That was me before I found that red-headed kid to puppeteer.”	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3575	Don’t they know the good stuff just washes up now?	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3576	I	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
3577	They don't know what they're missing eating that trash, Bob. We own the streets and live like kings!	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3578	I told you we didn't need to bring the kids' toys with us.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3579	Don’t these voles-with-wings just make you sick?	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3580	I think we should call pest control before they do some real damage	1.1207	0.03275	116	103	12	1
3581	Great idea to get outa Union Square for the day,right? These gulls have it easy.	1.1207	0.03275	116	103	12	1
3582	I needed a serious break from these humans” Polina Tikhomirova, Nicosia, Cyprus	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
3583	It took some doing, but we finally got the beach to ourselves.	1.1204	0.03655	108	97	9	2
3584	Check out the nuisance on these guys.	1.1204	0.03655	108	97	9	2
3585	And I thought we came out East to get away from the hoi polloi.	1.1204	0.03146	108	95	13	0
3586	Dont let that flock get to you. Theyre all squawk, no peck.	1.1204	0.03884	108	98	7	3
3587	'I mean, have a little dignity.'	1.1204	0.03655	108	97	9	2
3588	Do you ever wonder if they go to the city for vacation?	1.1204	0.03146	108	95	13	0
3589	That's where we found the winning lottery ticket.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3590	Don't you love food waste paradise?	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
3591	How come they have all the good stuff?	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3592	Move the umbrella over my way. I hate being struck by a seagull.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
3593	What do you mean you forgot my wings?!	1.1200	0.03132	125	111	13	1
3594	Yeah, and we’re the rats of the world.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
3595	That darn Avian Pickers TV show has everyone getting in on the act.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
3596	I bet they don't even check for poison	1.1200	0.04090	100	91	6	3
3597	There they go weaponizing the Middle Ages again.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3598	Every day's a holiday for them.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3599	It's so nice to be on vacation and not have to worry about work.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3600	I'm just not a garbage person.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
3601	Now we got Aviators! Now we got Aviators"	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
3602	I think the neighbors have finally come home to roost.	1.1197	0.03674	117	106	8	3
3603	These townies don't understand that hard-working New Yorkers deserve a vacation!	1.1197	0.03013	117	103	14	0
3604	Don't be silly. That's just a metaphor.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3605	People often confuse us,How so?	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3606	Can you believe these new migrators are stealing all our food and jobs	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3607	It's just not worth it. We have all the snacks we need."	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3608	Here come the disciples. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3609	Those lucky ducks! The sea, ocean breezes, sunsets and a delectable smorgasbord of culinary delights,	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3610	Let’s put some more sunscreen on, I heard these guys will eat anything.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3611	I told you Bernice, growing up in New York City would eventually make us the big wigs.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3612	Ok they’re finally here. Now the tribunal can begin in earnest.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3613	I won't eat that garbage--too salty! But I can't urbanely refuse urban refuse.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
3614	Get a load of these gulls.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
3615	So now that the people are gone will you finally surf in front of me?	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
3616	I took a dump in there thinking it would discourage all those nasty scavengers.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
3617	Garbage pickers. They'll eat anything.	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
3618	Hey, we could have had the buffet!	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
3619	You better hurry or you're gonna miss out on the canned food.	1.1193	0.04269	109	101	3	5
3620	Really, I'm not sure why they want that crap.	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
3621	At least I eat pizza like a true New Yorker!	1.1193	0.03119	109	96	13	0
3622	Look at that and you call rats messier than your friends.	1.1193	0.03850	109	99	7	3
3623	I wonder if we will get a seagull czar next…	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
3624	We would have torn up that can in a second! These birds ain't gpot nothing on us city slickers.	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
3625	Who let those birds in here? Don't they know this is a Private Beach? ?	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3626	Scavengers - they really bring this place down	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3627	I told you to lock the door before we left the house.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3628	See Linda? It isn't just us that eats garbage and poops on everything.	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
3629	That’s my friend, Jason Seagull.	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
3630	Can you tell them this is not what I meant when I said they're supposed to pick up their trash?	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3631	I told you to invite some girls, not some gulls.	1.1188	0.04051	101	92	6	3
3632	Whoa, those refugees are giving Florida a bad name	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
3633	So bougie.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3634	Nouveau riche!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3635	No shame. Unbelievable.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3636	Somebody should do something about them.	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
3637	They just don't get global warming.	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
3638	I told you moving to Myrtle Beach was a bad idea. Look at this trash.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3639	Nothing like a good poop to lighten your day	1.1186	0.03645	118	107	8	3
3640	Not a bad life even if we did miss out on Noah's Ark.	1.1186	0.03645	118	107	8	3
3641	They don’t fill up on bread.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3642	Do we tell them the fish are in the other direction?	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3643	I sublet my beach house to them.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3644	I hate to see work being done while on vacation.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3645	That crap is for the birds...oops, present company excepted.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3646	Trust me! They're just getting sugar water.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3647	I'd call them flying rats, but that's been taken. No offence.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3648	Ooh, let's give them what's left in the cooler so we can feel rich.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3649	Talk about rude, they were here yesterday and left without even a thank you.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3650	I couldn't live on leftovers, could you?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3651	I knew the free lunch buffet would bring in the local riff-raff.	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3652	Looks like they’ve lost that Hitchcockian feeling.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3653	And humans say that WE'RE the pigs. Go figure."	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3654	I lugged that from home so we could have a nice lunch and look,scavengers	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3655	You just can't get away from work nowadays when everyone is working remotely.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3656	How do we get into the VIP area?	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3657	It's a tourist trap.	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
3658	Wait 'til they find out that a raccoon already found the pizza.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3659	If I'm a rat and you've been called a "flying rat", then what the fuck should these assholes over here be called?	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3660	I think maybe your sand trash-tle is a little too realistic.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
3661	Wouldn't you know, your poor cousins finally showed up.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
3662	-Sigh- We'd better get over to the buffet before the Smith family gets all the good stuff.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
3663	Fondue in August?	1.1176	0.04013	102	93	6	3
3664	Finally, no people!	1.1176	0.02966	119	105	14	0
3665	They're looking for Sam's wedding ring.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3666	Vermin is as vermin does	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
3667	What kind of crazy animal would do that?	1.1176	0.02966	119	105	14	0
3668	Wadda you mean "When the humans die out things won't be so cushy?"	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3669	Can you believe these guys?! Vultures!" "No hunny, Seagulls	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
3670	Can you believe these seagulls? With their timeshare? I’m telling you, this is how gentrification starts.	1.1171	0.03322	111	99	11	1
3671	I don't mind their eating so, but I hate having to listen to all their gossip!	1.1171	0.03066	111	98	13	0
3672	I told you: country life is built on sand.	1.1171	0.03560	111	100	9	2
3673	It’s the gloating I can’t stand	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3674	That's the last time we bring the kids.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3675	That place used to be really nice, but now it just turns out trash.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3676	Can't wait for the snowbirds to skedaddle.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3677	I can't believe the garbage that they eat.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
3678	When do you think they’re going to realize that they don’t have to pay us to loot the trash?	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3679	Louise, want to order out today?	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3680	Wow. A mobile landing pad on the beach and with lunch!	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
3681	It’s so nice that a couple of hardworking city slickers like us can share a day off together at the beach.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3682	Darn Scavengers, am I right?	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
3683	Don't worry, I'll just order on the app, Sandless.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3684	Immigrants.. I am voting for a higher wall in 2024	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3685	How those guys haven’t earned the ‘rats with wings’ title, I’ll never know.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3686	They learned quickly	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
3687	Should we get to that?	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3688	They only ASPIRE to be called flying rats.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3689	It's the quantity? . . . no, it's clearly something else.	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
3690	That was supposed to be -my- friends party snacks...	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3691	Why do they have to hijack our snack bar when they have the whole damn ocean!	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3692	the Clerics	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3693	Seagulls,yuck! Just a bunch of rats with wings.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3694	You think the sidewalks were crowded?! You should have seen the restaurant patios! I could barely weave my way though.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3695	Get a load of the white trash that moved next door...	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3696	Can you believe what they'll eat?	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3697	The concession stand is packed today!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3698	I told you we will inherit the Earth, They are just the beach cleaning crew!	1.1161	0.03040	112	99	13	0
3699	I told you this would help our image.	1.1161	0.03294	112	100	11	1
3700	So, who's in charge here?	1.1161	0.03294	112	100	11	1
3701	They probably don’t even know what a stock option is!	1.1161	0.03040	112	99	13	0
3702	We save all year to enjoy Winters down here, then seagulls steal our lunch.	1.1161	0.03294	112	100	11	1
3703	The Beach Front Cafe is open!	1.1161	0.03294	112	100	11	1
3704	That ain’t gonna help their reputation.”	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
3705	I switched two babies in strollers at Disneyland. Got away with it too. Neither mom gave their new kid a second look.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3706	I don't know what I like better- beach weather or the garbage cans.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3707	The guy eating the trash said he’d suck my cock if you let him eat your asshole	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3708	Remember when we were like that?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3709	To the victor go the spoils.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3710	Picky Eaters….	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3711	Hey Pidgy.. I think gulls are a little trashy..	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
3712	This used to be a great beach spot until those scavengers moved in.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3713	Don't be angry at them because they make us look great.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
3714	Look, we were young and hungry. I'm not proud of it. My therapist says that trash is my trauma.	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
3715	They're basically just cockroaches with wings.	1.1157	0.03746	121	111	6	4
3716	Hungry? Got some pizza...	1.1157	0.02920	121	107	14	0
3717	We need to rethink joining that fancy Beach Club!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3718	I can't believe how gentrification just follows us everywhere.	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
3719	Don't look now, but the vermin are here.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3720	They are so gullible and refuse to eat anything but leftovers!	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
3721	Rats of the ocean, rats of the sky, rats in general... I just wanna know what we're doing about the single payer option.	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
3722	Can you believe they called me a scampering seagull?!	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3723	That's what the Seagulls call a Ratskeller? Anita Barlow, Edmond, OKla	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3724	Seagulls also like trash.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3725	These scavengers really bring down the tone of the neighbourhood.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3726	Are you sure we packed enough food for the kids darling?	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3727	Have you ever wondered why seagulls are so annoying?"	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
3728	But is there a Gull Czar? No!	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
3729	They called us scavengers, but who’s laughing after that bomb went off?	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
3730	Those vultures!	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
3731	They think they’re so cool, but they’re dumpster divers same as me!	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3732	get a load of this, no understanding of context	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
3733	So I told Herb, I says ‘Herb, it’s time to get out of the city and leave this whole rat race behind.’	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
3734	I coulda been a contender... What happened to me Charlie?	1.1150	0.03015	113	100	13	0
3735	Sheesh - some folks got no self-respect.	1.1150	0.03015	113	100	13	0
3736	The public wants the “naughty” back in “aeronautical”.	1.1150	0.03500	113	102	9	2
3737	They ain’t exactly the swallows…	1.1150	0.03267	113	101	11	1
3738	Rats with wings, rats with tails...what are they? Rats with sails?	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3739	They call them rats with wings but really, I am so much better looking than those birdbrains.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3740	These kids - it's like all Jonathans work was for nothing."	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3741	It really offends me when the humans call them "rats with wings".	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3742	Their poor nutrition makes them such a nuisance.	1.1148	0.03332	122	110	10	2
3743	You're just a rat with wings.	1.1146	0.04154	96	88	5	3
3744	Don't get all coo-coo with me, all I said was some people think you are the flying rats, not them.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
3745	Ok, I kinda get it now.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
3746	It’s sad. They’re guzzling empty calories at the beach when they could be scarfing gutter pizza downtown.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3747	Scavengers right?! What can I say?	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3748	Hey, Moitle, how about some smorgasbord?	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
3749	Would you rather...have no knees or no elbows?	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3750	No dogs allowed on beach.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3751	Must be a family-friendly beach!	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3752	These things are gonna take over the world.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
3753	I'm done with that rat race.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
3754	If only we had a seagull czar.	1.1143	0.03660	105	95	8	2
3755	Those new fast food joints are only going to attract mass crowds.	1.1143	0.03902	105	96	6	3
3756	I told you the kids would love it here.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
3757	I guess its true; work follows you everywhere.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
3758	Look,flying rats. I thought that was your job.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
3759	These birds have no idea what they could be having for dinner in Penn Station alone!	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
3760	Youths!	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
3761	I hate seagulls. They always eat such low-grade trash.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
3762	There’s a drone in every flock.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
3763	The early bird gets the... trash, Frank? Nah, we're fine here!	1.1143	0.03902	105	96	6	3
3764	I thought you said we wouldn’t be sharing our picnic can	1.1140	0.03688	114	104	7	3
3765	It must be French fry season	1.1140	0.03471	114	103	9	2
3766	Hey, we're all eating out of the same trash can....why can't they just accept our relationship!?	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
3767	Told you this was the trashy section.	1.1138	0.03307	123	111	10	2
3768	Who’s the rat of the sky now?	1.1138	0.03307	123	111	10	2
3769	Sugar bad, free range good, pass the sun screen.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3770	How do they expect us to relax with those creatures so near?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3771	Sometimes it’s good to get out of the rat race…	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
3772	Glad we don't eat like that anymore... all that gluten!	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3773	The gull digging through trash!	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
3774	The sand structure fooled them! Gullible, indeed.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3775	Get a load of what these amateurs are doing!	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3776	Don't know why they're so excited. I'm inheriting this place.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
3777	Just the usual beach bums	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3778	I see our UBird eats just picked up our meal.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3779	The cow dies in the wild, the vulture shakes	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
3780	Humans thought they could outlast. We showed them who were the pests!	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3781	I used to eat there before I found out it wasn't B Corp certified!	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
3782	Don’t look now, but those trashy gulls are back.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
3783	At least the humans had some things figured out.	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
3784	Now that those stupid humans destroyed themselves with their climate nonsense, Life on Earth is Pretty Good!	1.1132	0.03370	106	95	10	1
3785	Wanna finish that when they're done?	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
3786	Sure they’re pretty and can soar, but they’d get lost in sewers or begging in parks.	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
3787	‘So, tell me again why everyone is calling you me with wings?“	1.1130	0.02966	115	102	13	0
3788	Darling, I told you, vermin. Next year, we’ll summer on the French Riviera.	1.1130	0.03442	115	104	9	2
3789	Ugh, the best restaurants are already booked for dinner.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3790	How do they stay so fit on a junk food diet?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3791	Can you believe these scavengers?	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3792	‘The food at these all-inclusives is always absolute trash’	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3793	I'm sorry, but they remind me of you when we first met.	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
3794	Let 'em eat cake.	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
3795	I don't give a rat's ass about them being here.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3796	The townies always leave such a mess	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
3797	Some have no fag end to their own whoredom.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3798	Just poor evolutionary late comers to the pecking order.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3799	Look how the other side dines.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3800	Joke's on them. We ate all the radioactive goods.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3801	I'll ask one of those locals if they'd recommend eating that for dinner.	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
3802	Do you ever feel self-conscious about vacationing someplace where other poor fools are working full time?	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3803	that’s why we bring our own scraps	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3804	What did I tell you about this place, Marjorie? The early-bird special is an all-you-can-eat buffet.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
3805	You didn't tell me your whole family was following us!	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
3806	My therapist tells me to breathe through the urge to join the seagulls.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
3807	They seem to be suspiciously eyeing us.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
3808	There goes the manure lagoon.	1.1121	0.03594	107	97	8	2
3809	Are they allies or competitors?	1.1121	0.03594	107	97	8	2
3810	Seagulls got no class.	1.1121	0.03594	107	97	8	2
3811	Dang riff-raff! If you had listened to me we would have moved long ago!	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
3812	Thank God our ppp was approved!	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
3813	Oh so now street bins need lids but the buffet stays open for the hoity-toity at the beach?	1.1121	0.03594	107	97	8	2
3814	In my day, they were a lot more careful about who they let go scavenging	1.1121	0.02942	116	103	13	0
3815	Even the Hamptons are going to the birds!	1.1121	0.03186	116	104	11	1
3816	Glad we got here early and beat the crowd.	1.1121	0.02942	116	103	13	0
3817	I told you the cheese we packed was mould, not blue	1.1121	0.03186	116	104	11	1
3818	...that's what they call us!	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3819	You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but, sadly, you can’t pick your family.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3820	Beach food may be fine for seagulls, but it's simply not suited for our sophisticated palates after years of eating at four-star restaurants.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3821	Some one should tell them it’ll always be a two party system	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3822	Get a load of those boids feastin' on that boardwalk crap! Nothin' beats Philly cuisine,	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3823	You and I have refined city taste, but these rural bozos are always screamin' about the french fries.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3824	Rooftop Potluck...	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3825	This beach is getting trashy.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
3826	Sun-on-a-beach! These guys give us a bad name!	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
3827	I never did care for seafood very much.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
3828	Imagine what people would say if we did this in the city?	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
3829	The Birds (1963, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
3830	Talk about low lifes	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
3831	Gleaners.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3832	How can I relax when they're working right next to me!	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
3833	I know you don't want to hear it Martha, but your cousins from the city are simply boorish.	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
3834	Oh great,now some “dragons” are invading our sand castle…	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
3835	These new guys are going to give the Rockaways a bad name	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3836	I had to get away. Trump was giving us a bad name.	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3837	Give Salamanca a call. He'll take care of it pronto.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3838	Honey…How many did you lay in there?	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
3839	It looks like the easy life,but Midtown is more fun	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3840	Watching these guys is making me hungry.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3841	I can't get mad at them, what are they going to tell my parents at the family reunion?	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3842	Jerry’s work in pizza recycling has really paid off. We went viral a few years ago and have been vacationing ever since.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3843	Sure, it’s noticeably trashier since Jersey Shore started filming here, but I honestly think it’s better than ever.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3844	Seagulls…the humans of the beach	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3845	Relatives?	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3846	Don't you think you should share some of your lottery winnings?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
3847	Someone never rests	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
3848	As soon as we get away from the human pests these guys come along	1.1111	0.03798	108	99	6	3
3849	You gotta be an early bird around here, otherwise it's slim pickings	1.1101	0.03282	109	98	10	1
3850	This used to be a nice area before the scavengers started flying in.	1.1101	0.03012	109	97	12	0
3851	It's so depressing. Our fate is ham and eggs, and now with bay gulls.	1.1101	0.03012	109	97	12	0
3852	You wanna go get in on some of that too or...	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
3853	sky rats destroying the beach tranquility.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3854	The lack of self-awareness!	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
3855	Yep....non-union.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
3856	Look at those guys, always on the job. They need to learn how to relax.	1.1100	0.03994	100	92	5	3
3857	Good thing we're on vacation. There's too much competition here!	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
3858	I told you the locals eat out of the trashcan just like everybody we know at home.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3859	They like living high off the hog “	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3860	Damn seagulls always pestering those of us trying to enjoy the beautiful seaside. So unhygienic!	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3861	Those guys are the real "rats with wings"	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
3862	I guess they didn’t know about the Mega Backdoor Roth 401(k).	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3863	How gauche, that's yesterday pickings.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3864	Two Manhattanites discussing the native wildlife	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3865	They are definitely searching for the classified recyclables we dumped in the trash.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
3866	They're a little too close for comfort.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
3867	Thank heavens no one cares anymore	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
3868	If you think this is bad now, wait until people show up.	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
3869	They signed their contract months ago. We'll be back at it soon enough.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3870	Somebody ratted me out.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3871	and they still pay taxes!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3872	Remember I told you Gulls will eat any damn thing!	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
3873	That’s the RNC Menu; all bad choices…	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3874	Flying rats--so disgusting!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3875	Am I the only rat in this Rat's Race?	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3876	This vacation is for the birds.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3877	They’re disgusting, but they can sure carry a tune.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3878	Don’t worry, Trump will cover our legal fees….	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3879	Back in my day I scavenged on the streets. Now the kids do it for liberal kicks.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3880	When did this beach start to attract riff-raff like them?!	1.1091	0.03500	110	100	8	2
3881	They say the animals that created thst mess are all dead.	1.1091	0.02986	110	98	12	0
3882	Next time, we are getting on of those beach condos.	1.1091	0.02986	110	98	12	0
3883	Can you tell your friends to stay away from my lunch	1.1091	0.03500	110	100	8	2
3884	Replacement theory is now Replacement Reality.	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
3885	Oh, please! Whatever happened to nighttime subterfuge?	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
3886	We were lucky to get a spot so close to the garbage, and now those gulls are ruining everything.	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
3887	They really need to control the rodents around here. Present company excluded.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
3888	Can't we ever get away from them?	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3889	Friggin’ amateurs.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
3890	Don't you hate it when they take their work with them on vacation	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3891	I told you it would be great to get away from the old rat race.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
3892	I know it's convenient, but the Yelp reviews are terrible.	1.1089	0.03697	101	92	7	2
3893	You'd think they'd save me the clam strips.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3894	Flying ants in our picnic basket!	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3895	I warned them to stay away from human leftovers. You never know what’s in them!	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3896	Cluck! On vacation, we don’t give a rat’s tail why the boss keeps calling!	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3897	Quit ignoring me and sayin you've never seen these guys before in your life......	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3898	Bah, no need to make our reliance on human trash culture so obvious!	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
3899	I love cooler Tuesdays. Just look at the flying rats over there. Hahaha.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3900	And you said I was a messy eater...	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
3901	can you believe they are still eating that garbage.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3902	see? workaholics!	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3903	I’ll be honest with you…I wasn’t too thrilled with my accommodation on The Ark….	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3904	It's great to get away from all the vermin in the city. Trump's lawyers are everywhere	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
3905	Welp. I guess the chaos isn’t just at Grand Central after all.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3906	Bird Brains	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3907	How the other half lives...	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3908	Where do ya think they go to relax off-duty?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3909	I thought I came out here to get away from all that scavenging.	1.1081	0.02961	111	99	12	0
3910	Their food suits their gullibilities."	1.1081	0.03470	111	101	8	2
3911	They could only dream of the sperad we get at the park.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3912	Commoners...	1.1081	0.03225	111	100	10	1
3913	Just what we need, a takeaway on the beach.	1.1081	0.03470	111	101	8	2
3914	They scorn urban life. It reminds me of that Jane Austen quote, "We do not look in great cities for our best morality."	1.1081	0.03470	111	101	8	2
3915	Maybe ‘for the birds’ isn’t the beach experience you had in mind.	1.1081	0.03225	111	100	10	1
3916	You tell me. Whatever happened to inter-vermin courtesy?	1.1081	0.03699	111	102	6	3
3917	We're on vacation, so I am not going to stress out...but they ARE stealing our snacks.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3918	And they call YOU guys ‘rats with wings’?!	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3919	Sheesh. Besides eating all the good grub, they're noisy too.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3920	Man, those humans really left us a dump.	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
3921	Must be nice to have all-you-can-eat seafood.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3922	We need to march them across the country and put them in a reservation in the desert so we don't have to share.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3923	Do feel like seafood tonight?	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3924	It's time we institute surge pricing.	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
3925	They are taking it to Martha’s Vineyard.	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
3926	They say seagulls are ‘rats with wings.’ Frankly, I don’t see it.	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3927	Even on vacation, they never give it a rest. Always working.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3928	Look at these pests.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3929	Gulls just have no clads!	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3930	No homing training.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3931	Yeah, sometimes big city life just wears on you.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3932	First time Beach New-BE's get a look at the locals	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
3933	No humans,no problem.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3934	I wish the city would do something about these filthy scavengers.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3935	Get a load of them eating human fast food Ratatouille.	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
3936	So…apparently, as a PIGEON, you don't want to SQUABble over how they recycle stuff.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3937	Sure, it’s a Pyrrhic victory. But the way i see it, a win’s a win.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3938	Working on a Sunday? These guys really need to join the Union.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3939	Everybody's looking for work these days.	1.1074	0.02827	121	108	13	0
3940	You ate the bread crumbs, I the meat. They get the veggies.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3941	Ugh, these seagulls are so annoying	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3942	All the locals do is eat, eat, eat.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
3943	Their PR team is going to blame us for this.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
3944	No worries about cats but it's not my beach.	1.1068	0.03628	103	94	7	2
3945	This was never an all species party	1.1068	0.03628	103	94	7	2
3946	The seagulls all got A's in my Scavenge 101 class.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
3947	The locals always keep the good places to themselves.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
3948	The treasury is on the roof because the vault got waterlogged.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
3949	That's why they always wanna come to the beach.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
3950	I think dining al fresco is way overrated.	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
3951	I told you it's fine to bring a fancy meal.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
3952	We take one day off and look what happens	1.1066	0.02805	122	109	13	0
3953	If dumpster diving were an Olympic sport, these gulls would have more medals than Katie Ledecky"	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3954	They're so uncouth. Lunch is served at noon.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3955	What a bunch of scavengers.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3956	That one just took my pizza slice!	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3957	I'd rather not go... I heard it only received a one star review..	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
3958	Cuz if they lived on the bay they'd be called baygulls.	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
3959	Way better variety in the tunnels downtown..." #newyorkercaptioncontes	1.1064	0.04133	94	87	4	3
3960	Some don't know how to enjoy a vacation.	1.1062	0.02911	113	101	12	0
3961	Look who's raiding the pantry again.	1.1062	0.03171	113	102	10	1
3962	You know they were right along along. They really are family.	1.1062	0.02911	113	101	12	0
3963	These guys are definitely missing out on freshly dropped sidewalk pizza!	1.1062	0.03171	113	102	10	1
3964	Look over there...Anton and Jonathan acting like they've got this all figured out.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3965	How gauche, and they call you guys the ‘rats of the sky’?	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3966	I mean this is what I'm talking about,Rick. These birds just ruin the whole ambianc- no I don't mean it like that,you're one of the good ones- oh okay sure cancel me. Way to make it political Rick.This is why Blazing Saddles wouldn't work in 2023.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3967	Fowel	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
3968	I told you we'd never get a table at this restaurant, Mildred - We should have made reservations on 'Trash Binge dot com.'	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
3969	Look, it's not MY fault they came out like that, I though you were another rat!	1.1058	0.03594	104	95	7	2
3970	Shark sighting = beach vacation for the local wildlife	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
3971	Those gulls are stealing our lunch.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
3972	It would be a cleaner beach if the county put lids on the trash cans.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
3973	Eh, I'm sure my kid's will take care of all that.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
3974	Hey, I think I recognize those young birds from a soiree up at Jeff Epstein's place.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
3975	Your ex-gullfriend is spying on you again	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
3976	I know we agreed we wouldn't work, but let me just make sure I didn't miss anything important.	1.1048	0.03202	124	113	9	2
3977	Gees, you'd think they would do something to clean this place! Them guys over there are just disgusting.	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
3978	Freegans.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
3979	I love August, when the city is quiet	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
3980	Let’s just see if they’re on Home Exchange.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
3981	You didn't tell me there'd be free food.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
3982	Bloody nouveau vermin.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
3983	There goes the neighborhood. You let a flock of seagulls in and the next thing you’ve got is a murder of crows.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3984	Can you believe they don't get any annual leave?	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3985	Webs or tails?	1.1043	0.03118	115	104	10	1
3986	Did you know they call you me with wings?	1.1043	0.02863	115	103	12	0
3987	Look Darling! Those disgusting seagulls are eating garbage again!	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3988	Makes you wonder what the poor folks are doing.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
3989	I can't believe these seagulls always have to steal the best spot	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
3990	Monday morning at the beach. Can't beat it.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3991	Yeah, they brought their own trash can!	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
3992	As a city guy myself, I could never live in a place that doesn't have quinoa bowls.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3993	Are they really hungry or just bored?	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
3994	Look at them spoiled, loud mouthed brats. What do they know about real scavenging?	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
3995	Nobody goes there anymore since the gulls showed up.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3996	See the problem with seagulls is they just don’t know when to take a vacation.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3997	Are seagulls fowl	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
3998	I told ya we can't ever really get away from the work. Something's always there to remind us.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
3999	Seagulls. So much for peace and quiet.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4000	During summer season, eating out just isn't worth the hassle.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4001	Next vacation we have to lock up the house.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4002	All noise. No subtlety.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4003	I told ya-always a line; better to pack our own.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4004	This place has really gone to the birds!	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4005	After I eats me fill, I always offer thems me scraps!	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4006	All that saturated fat’s gonna kill ‘em.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4007	Get a load of these filthy trash-eaters!	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
4008	I sure don’t miss the old days when I had to actually forage for food in the garbage like those poor gulls over there. Hand me another sandwich from the picnic basket, will ya, sweetheart.	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
4009	And thus the inspiration for A Tale of Two Cities.	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
4010	Looks like our neighborhood is gentrifying.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
4011	Well look who's pickin' thru da trash will ya'! Wouldn' catch me doin' dat at ta beach.	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
4012	These guys are more into fishing"	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
4013	Get a load of those guys! They're such scavengers!	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
4014	Dump Ducks! There go our free fries!	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
4015	Who died and made them Lords of the Garbage Can?	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
4016	Destroys her like this seagull here.	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
4017	Taker a look at the babes.	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
4018	Ah, yes, an Airbnb for the riffraff	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
4019	It's unsightly !	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
4020	Maybe a busman's holiday isn't so bad.	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
4021	Quality beach this… the Smorgasbord is still open.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
4022	Nice having a day off.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
4023	They’re getting white gull wasted.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4024	The buffet at this resort is considered the best in the region	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4025	No honey I wasn’t being judgmental I’m just proud of my sobriety is all, and you know I couldn’t have done it without you babe.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4026	You think one of them would be up for threesome?	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4027	I’d rather eat my own garbage than what they have on the beach.	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
4028	Thank you President Trump for starting World War III. No more alleys for me.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
4029	You know, I think we should move out of this state. The homelessness rate has been getting to high for us.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
4030	I told you the beach was full of vermin	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
4031	They'll probably leave some gourmet scraps for us.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
4032	Or they could shop at a home improvement store, like the rest of the world.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
4033	They must use a lot of sunscreen.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
4034	Eat shit and die? My pleasure! By the way, I’ve always said seagulls are total wankers.	1.1020	0.03695	98	90	6	2
4035	this beach is no longer as exclusive as it was many years ago. we shouldn't come back here again next year	1.1020	0.03695	98	90	6	2
4036	Damn seagulls ruin everything.	1.1019	0.03206	108	98	9	1
4037	You think they're after the 4 turtles I dumped from the sewer?	1.1019	0.03206	108	98	9	1
4038	Now you can see why i told you that we should avoid the buffet.	1.1019	0.02924	108	97	11	0
4039	These guys got it right; outta the city; live by the water. I know the winters are tough, but maybe in a few years I could move out here and get a little place.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4040	Hey babe, get a move on. The early birders are wrecking the all-inclusive buffet!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4041	Hey they're stealing our food, let's get them!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4042	Either these birdbrains prefer dining out, or they haven’t figured out Door Dash yet.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4043	Amateurs! They're happy with french fries. Let's go back to the city and get something good to eat.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4044	Seagulls at the beach... a little on the beak don't you think?	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4045	I spoke to them at check-in. They’re on a working holiday.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
4046	They're be dead ducks in our neighborhood!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4047	Them guys don't know how to sneak. That's their problem.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4048	Those noisy scavengers just make us look bad.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
4049	At least they're not on strike	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
4050	Someone needs to tell these guys to stop being a pest.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
4051	I'm not happy with our new immigrant neighbors.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
4052	Lowlifes! I had my heart set on that orange rind!	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
4053	Let's agree to disagree. You say it's eating garbage. I say it's extreme takeout.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
4054	Now that’s what I call flying rat!	1.1010	0.03659	99	91	6	2
4055	Eh, I wouldn't go here. They put too much salt in their dough.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
4056	They're eating our lunch, and they're your type, not mine. For crying out loud, get up and shoo 'em away!	1.1009	0.03178	109	99	9	1
4057	Just another flock of deplorables.	1.1009	0.03178	109	99	9	1
4058	Nice of you to share lunch, Gladys.	1.1009	0.03178	109	99	9	1
4059	You know there are folks who take more trash than they put out.	1.1009	0.02898	109	98	11	0
4060	What did I tell ya'? These vermin movin' in will ruin the neighborhood!	1.1009	0.02898	109	98	11	0
4061	I tell ya, they're like rats with wings.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4062	They are the such noisy eaters. Certainly spoils the ambiance.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
4063	Skavengers Assemble !	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4064	Look at those lazy bastards . . .	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
4065	And you brought me all the way out here so we could be alone?	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4066	One pigeon's trash is another bird's treasure.	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
4067	I came to the beach to get away from the rat race, only to discover the best food places are for the birds.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4068	They're about to find out that they flew all this way for nothing.	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
4069	We'll call that the leaning tower of pizza	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
4070	I applied the instant glue as instructed. In a moment we will dine like kings.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4071	Seagulls are pigeons with atomic capacity.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
4072	They eat from trash cans and people denigrate us. Can anyone say 'white privilege'?	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
4073	Country Bumpkins! I cannot wait to return to fine dining in the back alleys of New York City.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
4074	Just wait until they get the check	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
4075	They're a bit pricey, but everything's locally sourced.	1.1000	0.03405	110	101	7	2
4076	I enjoy the hot garbage breeze	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
4077	I took the D Train. You?	1.0991	0.02849	111	100	11	0
4078	It chaps my hide that they think they're better just because they have better publicists.	1.0991	0.02849	111	100	11	0
4079	Slim Pickin’s I’d say.	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
4080	I’m on the 4:00 Jitney.	1.0990	0.03302	101	92	8	1
4081	I can’t believe they eat that stuff!” aptio	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
4082	The gall of these gulls	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
4083	See? You can't run away from your problems	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
4084	If we had wings, would we have to eat like that?	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
4085	Some folks just can’t leave their work at home.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
4086	They weren't kidding when they told us this was an all inclusive beach! Laura Palombo New York, NY	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
4087	Hey, if you’re a rat of the sky, that makes me the pigeon of the beach. These guys… sheesh.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
4088	Ahhh! It's gtrat getting out of the city ...even if it is only for a week.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4089	Looks like a lot of effort for a nickel.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4090	Ok, ok I’m bored. Let’s play Marry, Fuck, Kill: Jonathan. Livingston. Seagull.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4091	They say it's the water that makes our bread so good.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4092	They like garbage so much, they're almost human!	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
4093	Let them eat garbage.	1.0980	0.03271	102	93	8	1
4094	Supongo que no nos dejarán lo que sobra	1.0980	0.03271	102	93	8	1
4095	They’ve got a lot of gull stealing our stash.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4096	If we lived here, we'd be home by now.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4097	I think that guy just called us ‘citiots’.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4098	I never tire of watching the food chain in action.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4099	We didn't have to come al the way to the beach to see this	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4100	These beach scavengers have no sense of subtlety.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
4101	That is the best beach to table eatery.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4102	To be fair, Greta did warn them. Heinz Busta, Park Ridge, IL	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4103	Do you remember that scene from "Ratatouille?" No, maybe I'm thinking of "Finding Nemo."	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
4104	These locals always take the best spots	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4105	They always get fries with it.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4106	They don’t know it’s Rat Girl Summer.	1.0973	0.02801	113	102	11	0
4107	I love the beach party vibes!	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
4108	Flying vermin. That's what I call 'em.	1.0971	0.03240	103	94	8	1
4109	I told you it was a good idea to bring the garbage we eat at home in the cooler.	1.0971	0.03240	103	94	8	1
4110	You wanna a greasy fry or somethin?	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
4111	Jonathan Livingston Seagull rated this trash bin 5stars on YELP! That was good enough for me.	1.0971	0.03522	103	95	6	2
4112	Some Dudes just don’t know how to relax.	1.0971	0.03240	103	94	8	1
4113	They're filming an episode of that new show 'The Real Seagulls of Orange County'	1.0971	0.03522	103	95	6	2
4114	Amateurs. Glad we know Fridays are the best for free fries.	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
4115	Kids now a days, thinking they can start from the top."	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4116	You were right about this being a great all inclusive resort!	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4117	They call you 'pigeon-toed', but you and I know they're just talking garbage	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4118	Those guys have no idea how hard it is to survive in the city.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4119	They get that from me	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4120	The one on the right? He's on my payroll. Dime for a pizza crust, quarter for a slice.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4121	Why don’t you check to see if there’s any ice cream in there?	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4122	Looks like they lucked out on the Hygiene - Culture Gene!	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4123	Voted most likely to live in paradise.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4124	Remote work has its benefits.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4125	Scavenging rookies!	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4126	Armageddon is just fine with me.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4127	They can go to any nude beach or to any beach nude .	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4128	I used to eat at that dump, now its gone to the birds.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4129	Think they'll ever accept us?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4130	why i voted for trump	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
4131	Lets pretend you are the owl and I am the pussycat and they are the turkey on the hill.	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4132	It is no accident that our species were chosen to teach psychologists about operant conditioning.	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4133	But they want sidewalk-spill Chinese at 3AM? Fuhgeddaboudit!	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
4134	We wouldn't allow those guys into subway tunnels!	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4135	If you ask me, all of this gentrification is for the birds!	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4136	Too much salt.	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
4137	At least we have the common decency to do it underground	1.0957	0.03726	94	87	5	2
4138	I’m doing the bone-broth thing for my next role, let ‘em enjoy!	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4139	Look at those freeloaders! Who do they think they are?	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
4140	We would have to land next to a new ARBNB!	1.0957	0.02755	115	104	11	0
4141	Ugh. Hipsters.	1.0957	0.03019	115	105	9	1
4142	You said it was an exclusive beach. Looks like they let anyone in.	1.0952	0.03181	105	96	8	1
4143	Rank amateurs.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4144	They just haven’t done the work.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4145	I wish they would scram. It's too hot to hang out here, and I want to go home and get a ham sandwich with pickle.	1.0952	0.03181	105	96	8	1
4146	There goes the property value…	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4147	Do I tell them, it is not dairy free 😔	1.0948	0.02994	116	106	9	1
4148	Even I call them rats with feathers.	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4149	Some can’t help but bring work on vacation.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
4150	Get a load of these trash talkers. They wouldn’t last a day in the Bronx.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
4151	They’re eating us out of house and home. That’s what happens with vacation coverage staff !	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4152	Good thing the oceans rising 'cause it's too hot here	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4153	It’s Soooo good to get out of the city.	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4154	I remember when we first met." Edgar Zapata, Orlando F	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4155	Must be nice to have privilege. I date them to try that in Brooklyn.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
4156	You see that? Could never be me.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
4157	Some poor saps can’t get away from the job even at the beach!	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4158	Get a load of the flying rats...they give us upstanding scavengers a bad name!	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4159	Wait to they get into the pop rocks.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
4160	The Childs' Prey!	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4161	Their meal won't be super-sized .	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
4162	And everyone said the apocalypse was going to be a bad thing.	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
4163	They fly in,eat our leftovers,squawk and fly out.	1.0943	0.03152	106	97	8	1
4164	Talking about trashy people.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4165	Check out the bridge and tunnel crowd!	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
4166	Those birds are SUCH pests	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4167	And to think Mayor Adams is giving Us a hard time	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4168	Three little birds. Can ya feel it Mon? Every little thing is gonna be all right.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4169	I think we should call them White Trash.	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
4170	Theirs is an Air BnB, but you had to talk me into buying this expensive timeshare.	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
4171	...and they call pigeons flying rats!	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
4172	Now my food's all dirty!	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
4173	I hear they attended one of Pizza Rat’s seminars.	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
4174	They complain about gentrification but look how they enjoy our restaurants.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
4175	They´re so annoying, aren´t they?	1.0935	0.03123	107	98	8	1
4176	Seagulls - the rats of the ocean"	1.0935	0.02827	107	97	10	0
4177	They don't believe in the art of basking in the sun.	1.0935	0.02827	107	97	10	0
4178	Who should we havw for dinner?	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
4179	Who farted?	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4180	Who gave them access to the snack bar?	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4181	I get so tired of these scavengers who don't plan ahead for what snacks to bring to the beach.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4182	I just saw those guys in the city last month!	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4183	Everyone has their take on New York style dining. Nothing beats Ricos dumpster on 47th and 5th	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4184	Sure, but we were never this brazen!	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4185	The wrappers say "S	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4186	Check out the coastal elites.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4187	Some people just aren't able to leave work at the office.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4188	And I thought you were an annoying bird	1.0930	0.04258	86	81	2	3
4189	They'll find slim pickings there now, but they are too lazy to tail the fishing boats.	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
4190	White privilege - they get trash handed to them in a silver dumpster. We have to bring our own.	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
4191	I love getting out of NYC in the summer.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
4192	Wow, the Millers really love the new restaurant that just opened	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
4193	Life Is Good !	1.0928	0.03900	97	91	3	3
4194	And they say we're the vermin	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
4195	You'll see... they'll be begging us to come back.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
4196	It’s so nice when nobody else is at the retention pond.	1.0926	0.03096	108	99	8	1
4197	I would RATher PACK my own lunch.	1.0926	0.03096	108	99	8	1
4198	Should we tell them? They've got the leftovers.	1.0926	0.03096	108	99	8	1
4199	Der blutnik ist meorkin, nicht wahr?	1.0920	0.03880	87	81	4	2
4200	These are the three biggest social influencers in scavengerverse.	1.0920	0.03880	87	81	4	2
4201	Get a load of these guys: dumpster divers, yuck!	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
4202	Id bet "what came first" in the 5th	1.0920	0.03880	87	81	4	2
4203	Just don’t open that cooler or that riff raff will be all over us.	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4204	Hilda,it will just be our unlucky day when the lifeguard on duty today is a shark	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4205	I hate it when the people next to us have a better-smelling picnic than we do.	1.0920	0.04211	87	82	2	3
4206	We could avoid this gull infestation if people would wash their recycling first.	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
4207	Not interested. I told you I go on vacation to get away from every day life.	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
4208	Those damn scavengers think they own the place.	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
4209	We skip the trash and dine on people leftovers when the sharks finish.	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
4210	I am absolutely certain they practice in front of a mirror.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
4211	They're looking for a caption.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
4212	Just look at those 'early birds'.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
4213	Have you seen the ineffectiveness of our replacement?	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
4214	The garbage at the beach is great, but those darn seagulls take all the best stuff.	1.0917	0.02778	109	99	10	0
4215	who brings their work to the beach?	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
4216	Do you always have to bring your kids along on vacation? They're such picky eaters.	1.0909	0.03543	99	92	5	2
4217	I guess you call it a busman’s holiday.	1.0909	0.02754	110	100	10	0
4218	Interesting group, and more options on the menu.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4219	Should I tell 'em we just did our business over there?	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
4220	Rail Birds: Eat, swalk, shit, and protected by the government.	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
4221	I told ya we'd out last 'em!	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
4222	So red bull gives you wings???	1.0909	0.02754	110	100	10	0
4223	And, talk about location! The dump is just over the dune.	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
4224	Once they’re done covering that trash in shit, I’m gonna go have a bite.	1.0901	0.03015	111	102	8	1
4225	I insist, if they were mine they’d look like bats.	1.0901	0.03015	111	102	8	1
4226	This beach's highlight is that rotten tomatoes rated snack shack.	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
4227	Come on, how would YOU like it if people called me a "pigeon of the ground"?	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
4228	I used to compost too until i had too many guests.	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
4229	I told you this place attracted dumpster-diving, scavenging riff-raff!	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
4230	This is what I call rats of the air	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
4231	Tomorrow belongs to us.	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
4232	They say rats will abandon a sinking ship. But ha, you chickened out before I did!	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
4233	Life is nice since the humans exterminated themselves with their socialist policies.	1.0899	0.03795	89	83	4	2
4234	Your lunch just arrived.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4235	Geez, those guys got no self-respect.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4236	Are you sure that you're hungry? You're a bird ya know.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4237	They say they're doing it ironically.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
4238	That's how people see us?!	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4239	Those screechers are making me feel guilty about taking a day off!	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4240	This generation doesn’t even know how good they’ve got it	1.0891	0.03475	101	94	5	2
4241	Maybe we should give them some pocket money for the refreshment stand...?	1.0891	0.02849	101	92	9	0
4242	Of course I’m faithful. Did you think I was gullible?	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
4243	Sorry for not bringing the snacks, but I didn't expect how rude these folks can be.	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
4244	That trash has been basking in the sun all day. If you want something cool and fresh, go into the sewers.	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
4245	Wanna go check out that new restaurant?	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
4246	I thought seagulls were scavengers?	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4247	I thought I asked YOU to put the groceries in the fridge!	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
4248	See? I told you they could be gulled into a cruelty-free, zero-waste diet	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
4249	See, trickle down does benefit the gullible.” Dave Swanson, Portland, O	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4250	If they keep taking our garbage, we may have to go back to the city.	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
4251	They can’t take a break, even on vacation	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4252	Once those morons clock off, la-di-effin'-da, assuming they leave anything and you get in some work, I'll see ya back here after my shift.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4253	I told you to put your towel and book on that...	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4254	They peck!	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4255	There but for the grace of God go I.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
4256	What really came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
4257	I love almost everything about being a bi-racial couple. But I feel like when people look at us that's all they see. They don't even care that we're also a queer couple because I actually use non-binary pronouns.	1.0879	0.04029	91	86	2	3
4258	So what? In France everyone takes the whole month off.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
4259	They like to take their afternoon snack on the fly.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
4260	What is this world coming to?	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
4261	I remember when a bird could afford their own garbage can, but nowadays you work 40 hours a week with a masters degree and you have to split a can with two other birds. The fat cats sit there getting fatter and don’t give a fuck about the little bird	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
4262	Locals gatekeeping the local trash again, as if it was not brought in from the city to start with.	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
4263	If they had only invested in crypto when I did!	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4264	Are you seeing this? Now I know why nobody wanted to live next door to us."	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4265	"I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king I've been up and down and over and out, and I know one thing Each time I find myself flat on my face I pick myself up and get back in the race" Let them sing that tune in January.	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4266	Look ! They snatch my job.	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
4267	Hope we never get that desperate.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
4268	I thought they just flew in for the weekend!	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
4269	Life's for the birds!	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
4270	I wish these young whipper-flappers would go to their own beach.	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
4271	I think I saw those guys at 9/11.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
4272	I feel a little guilty relaxing while the locals still have to work so hard.	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
4273	Get a load of that,..what ever happened to building that wall on the border?	1.0865	0.02770	104	95	9	0
4274	This is a reality one cannot deny; Garbage on the beach every summer.	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
4275	I used to live there, but I’ve moved up.	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
4276	This place has become a real tourist trap	1.0865	0.02770	104	95	9	0
4277	It’s so relaxing to take a break from the city.	1.0865	0.02770	104	95	9	0
4278	Incredible! It’s only been 30 minutes we became civilized and we are already disrupted by scavengers.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4279	Maybe time is up for the city life.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4280	Glad they don't know about the goodies at the boardwalk dumpsters!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4281	Now I understand why people call them flying rats.	1.0860	0.03636	93	87	4	2
4282	Those aren't my closest relatives.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
4283	Let's face it--with their Climate Change this is the only place to live	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
4284	What we need here is a second amendment solution.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
4285	Honey, you've never been one for the birds.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
4286	« The Hamptons sure are getting crowded these days »	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
4287	Hey yahhh you don’t mind if I go over and ahhh grab a bite with the seagulls do ya….it’s just ahhh…don’t get me wrong your food is great, but the trash is just so chef’s kiss	1.0857	0.03061	105	97	7	1
4288	Have a day off, right?	1.0855	0.02866	117	108	8	1
4289	Those guys will steal food right out of your paw. At least we wait until it’s on the ground.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4290	Take my youngest, in the maze business, thinks scavenging is beneath him.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4291	I'm over it. Let them take over a public park for once.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4292	Get a load of these rats with wings!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4293	I prefer my trash in dark subway tunnels covered in human excrement	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4294	You and I are just like a couple of guys, not like those low-class scavengers.	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
4295	Did you hear? The New Yorker humans appointed a Rat Czar. Notice there’s no Seagull Czar or Pigeon Czar? That’s because the humans love us the most.	1.0851	0.03598	94	88	4	2
4296	These guys are really the vibe.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4297	They’re messing with our sand castle.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4298	Yeah, but in a month all their beautiful garbage is gone.	1.0849	0.03033	106	98	7	1
4299	Hey, one question, how can you fly after eating that junk?	1.0849	0.03316	106	99	5	2
4300	Look at those guys, always hawking and hustling. Totally stuck in the rat race."	1.0849	0.03316	106	99	5	2
4301	Those seagulls really are pests. Somebody needs to call an exterminator to this beach.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4302	I've worked it out, Humphrey, and according to my calculations - it was the Chicken. Definitely, the Chicken!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
4303	Next time you want to sniff trash, let me find you a less crowded place	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
4304	Do you have room under there; you know what they do next!	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
4305	The days of wine and roses	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
4306	What a relief to finally vacation among species with taste.	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
4307	Don't they know that's our dinner?	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
4308	I liked it better on the upper west side	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
4309	It’s so nice to get away from it all.	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
4310	Well, that's your kin!	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
4311	Hiring those sharks made all the difference.	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
4312	Don't be a snob. Michelin gave it five stars.	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
4313	Check out the local white trash! Do we look that pathetic to city tourists?	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
4314	Be sure to send the "Sharks" a Thank-you for clearing the beach this summer.	1.0841	0.03285	107	100	5	2
4315	These days I can’t get no respect!	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
4316	Your relatives are literally eating us out of house and home. You'll have to stop telling them they're welcome any time..	1.0833	0.03865	84	79	3	2
4317	when the tide comes in and the season changes, they'll be hanging out in the city for our scraps.	1.0833	0.02978	108	100	7	1
4318	Flying rats! Get it? I guess not."	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
4319	Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bulow doing his impression of Queen Victoria?	1.0833	0.03525	96	90	4	2
4320	I could never.	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
4321	If we do it there's a problem, but if they do it everything is fine!	1.0826	0.03012	121	113	6	2
4322	Yeh well, let them eat fries, I hear the Owl and the Pussycat got Mince with slices of Quince, ours should be right up!	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
4323	Scavenging and pestilent destruction used to be so much more sinister... shadowy, dark and sexy…	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
4324	Well, it's not exactly how Nina Simone put it, but I'm still feeling good. Ha! Let's not have this ruin our day on the beach, okay? Honey? Sweet pea?	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
4325	Here come the vultures. Garbage pickers.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
4326	If they are going to steal our food, they should at least pick up the recycling!	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
4327	I remember that life.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
4328	You've made me lose my train of thought!	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4329	They come and go with the wind, but we are here to stay! I’m vested in this community, and my 1.2 million descendants will be my legacy.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4330	Those three never get tired of playing Go Fish.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4331	My friends and I are doing Hot Mouse Summer this year.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
4332	I heard that place has a great view of the water	1.0818	0.02926	110	102	7	1
4333	He y Joe asswhole - you are already whit e = = do you kneed more whotes ??? Death is neer. Embrace her She is black.	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
4334	Wait 'til they find the dead cat.	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
4335	Ya see, it's these SEA rats that have no class.	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
4336	Strength and difference is found in diversity	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
4337	Shouldn't they use a cooler for their snacks?	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
4338	You know they’re all the same	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
4339	Ugh - they’re like flying mice.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4340	Fuck the Hamptons, we have Coney Island.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
4341	See, you're not so special going on that trash only diet, huh?	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4342	Look out. The fast food flight crew is back.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
4343	I’m getting tired of ratting out the raucous caucus	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4344	God, i love working at Beach, especially when it’s the gulls’ turn to clean out the break room trash barrel.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
4345	I don't miss the salad days.	1.0811	0.02603	111	102	9	0
4346	They love our leftovers."	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
4347	I say let them have it. They're noisy and the starlings down the beach are leaving and we can have their place.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
4348	I'll bet the Owl and the Pussy Cat never had so good.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
4349	Can I check your cloaca? I want to see if you’re a male or female	1.0804	0.02875	112	104	7	1
4350	Ahhh, finally eradicated those pesky polluters, I only miss the fries.	1.0800	0.02727	100	92	8	0
4351	Gimme a break. Who are the rats with wings now?	1.0800	0.02727	100	92	8	0
4352	I'd ask the locals for restaurant recommendations, but just LOOK at 'em...	1.0800	0.02727	100	92	8	0
4353	Birdie, they call it "gentrification"...everybody gets displaced except the elite!	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
4354	A couple more years and it'll all be ours again.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
4355	Gen X still hard at it I see.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
4356	Honey, you know that if I wanted a gal who could fly, I would have been hanging around the castle all this time. I like you just as you are.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
4357	At least we're the respectable scavengers	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
4358	They're clueless...,it's all about quality of life."	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4359	Don't the stupid seagulls realize we were already there.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
4360	Get off your tail. Late bird gets no worm!	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4361	Look how far "flocking together" got them.	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
4362	Winged rodents. Nothing more.	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
4363	The native species of Jones Beach are taking a well deserved rest at the end of the season.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4364	It’s nice to get out of the city.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4365	I told you we didn’t need to bring the cooler of New York City rubbish, the best is from the u-pick cans on Long Island.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
4366	It’s not time yet to find out who the lowlifes are that cut a deal.	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4367	How unsanitary. Now there picking over my left over's!	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
4368	I know our races have historically been considered vermin. But we can all agree that cross breeding with poodles breeds catastrophic abomination.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
4369	Sure, mayonnaise in the sun for six hours -- great idea.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
4370	Hon, seagulls are not discriminating--you and I both know there was buttkus in that can.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
4371	Flying rats? More like flying pigs. Save something for the rest us. Am I right?	1.0778	0.03249	90	84	5	1
4372	Yeah, I remember those days. Things were tough, but good times.	1.0778	0.03249	90	84	5	1
4373	Hey, honey, how about we crash the Gulls' gourmet picnic?	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
4374	Get Walt to move those, will you ?	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
4375	So I says to him, ‘Look pops, you gotta step outta the big city rat race and recharge down in Coney like those Central Park birds.’	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
4376	Check these clowns out, eating TRASH!	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
4377	My dear, those birds not only do not have good taste, but they taste rather rancid.	1.0777	0.02988	103	96	6	1
4378	If you were a stool pigeon, this is just where I'd bring ya.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4379	Can you believe these guys?!	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4380	I thought this was nirvana when the humans inhabited the earth. Wrong.	1.0769	0.02626	104	96	8	0
4381	Thank God we are not scavengers!!	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4382	We only eat condo garbage in my neighborhood.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4383	They bought the budget travel package with do it yourself buffet.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
4384	Your cousins really have no class.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4385	I could have used your pepperoni on my pizza	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
4386	Trump ratted us out and now we’re on the Rubber Chicken circuit, with his saying we should serve time for him. We might as well grow wings to fly out of prison	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
4387	‘‘Wanna try where the locals hang out tonight” ?	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
4388	Don't you get that warm and fuzzy feeling when you share your food with the truly indigent?	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
4389	They eat our leftovers!	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
4390	So high-and-mighty! And just because we're 'summer' vermin.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
4391	So nice! We have got it all.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
4392	Two words. Reagan. Ketchup.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
4393	I just farted.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
4394	And on your left it’s Charles da…	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
4395	Just because they a are seagulls, doesn’t mean they own the place!	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
4396	When the whole pizza slice thing went viral, I was able to cash in like a Boss and now, with Nat Geo talking a docuseries, I'm thinking about early retirement. And you	1.0745	0.03114	94	88	5	1
4397	Those guys will eat ANYTHING. But they are recycling and saving tax money for trach pick-up.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
4398	Before we set aside our differences, what were they?	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
4399	They’re waiting for the outcome of the king’s trials.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
4400	Welcome to Jersey.	1.0745	0.03114	94	88	5	1
4401	Are you going to say hi to your coworkers?	1.0741	0.02853	108	101	6	1
4402	Garbage is fine. But digested in fresh gulls’ tummies is my idea of French Brûlée!	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
4403	These guys gotta work on weekends!	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
4404	those guys look familiar, sarah? remind you of anyone from the "old neighborhood?" i know what you used to be. you make me sick.	1.0741	0.03142	108	102	4	2
4405	Calling me the those of the beach is so insulting...	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
4406	Those were the glory days; Before we became gentrified	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
4407	That’s it, we’re getting work transfers.	1.0737	0.03082	95	89	5	1
4408	Like vultures… the whole lot of ‘em.	1.0737	0.03082	95	89	5	1
4409	And they call you a 'Sky Rat'!	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
4410	As much as I want to change with you, I can't escape of my true nature	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
4411	One of by land, four if by air.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
4412	I am glad I found you. I am just not into children.	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
4413	You see this- a marsupial would never	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
4414	There goes the buffet.	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
4415	These TikTokers have no respect for native New Yorkers	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
4416	I can't wait until Labor Day, when all of the Snow Birds fly back to Florida for the winter."	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
4417	Nice to be on vacation!	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
4418	You're friends are being rude. If you don't say something to them I will.	1.0723	0.03749	83	79	2	2
4419	Yeah, 'Bring our own food' you said"	1.0722	0.02641	97	90	7	0
4420	How did they become pop music stars?	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
4421	Maybe we should go where the locals eat...	1.0714	0.02990	98	92	5	1
4422	Then I says, “Walt. Carlos. Trash the footage.”	1.0714	0.02615	98	91	7	0
4423	I hate when the locals act like they own all the good restaurants.	1.0714	0.02615	98	91	7	0
4424	Living in the city was fun....until the citizens started to ignore us.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
4425	Where on Earth did you find these temps?	1.0714	0.02615	98	91	7	0
4426	Not to mention their music is WAY too loud!	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
4427	It's disgusting to eat trash, let me know if they drop anything.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4428	Another Spring Break - another "Gulls Gone Wild".	1.0707	0.02961	99	93	5	1
4429	It’s always the city that never sleeps pests, when do we get a brake?	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
4430	They've conquered the Eateries at the Boardwalk, now they're flying into my territory!	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
4431	Sheesh, you'd think some of our tax dollars could be spent to get these gulls off the beach.	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
4432	There's a little something for everybody and every thing.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
4433	They spent covid in Boca, but til the new in-office policy hit everyone hard.	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
4434	Should we tell them the city’s too hot to vacation?	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
4435	Yeah, Mayor Adam’s didn’t see us teaming up by land and air, but I’m not sure this strategy will win the sea rats.	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
4436	Being us is not such fun as we thought when we were them	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4437	Rat tails and XXL pigeon fingers!Why are we at this beach when we could be eating that delicious garbage?Is your head to small to fit?	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
4438	lepton flavor violating decays of massive resonances	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
4439	Get a load of this--crabs with wings.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4440	Those flying rats have no manners!	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
4441	We live in the best of all possible worlds!	1.0690	0.03579	87	83	2	2
4442	Don't burn - they love Fried Chicken	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
4443	Well one benefit of global warming is a beach without Homo Sapiens.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4444	Maybe we should reciprocate and invite them to come see us in the city	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
4445	Don't look and maybe they'll just go away.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
4446	Great weather for climate change!" "Why are those gulls eating out of the trash? They'll put their beaks inside of anything won't they?" "Actually, they said it tastes better than what they have at the food banks." "Filthy pigeons!" "Aren't u a~"	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
4447	And stop quoting lines from "Planet of the Apes!"	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
4448	Disgusting! Gulls got no couth.	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
4449	You're the original flying cousin...they're just beach bums!	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
4450	You may believe we are superior but they never have to order "take out".	1.0680	0.02848	103	97	5	1
4451	Are allowed to call pest control or is that beside the point?	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
4452	At this rate before long we’ll rule the world!	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
4453	They wouldn’t last a day on Seventh Avenue.	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4454	Know of a gull-oriented travel agency?	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
4455	Hey mother...is there a drug to fix this...	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4456	Some guys never give it a rest.	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4457	Some folks can't leave work behind when they're on vacation.	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4458	Hey! Those immigrants are stealing our job!!” “Definitely! We caught them with their paws in the trash!	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4459	You see how capitalism can also work for us	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
4460	This isn't going to end well.	1.0673	0.02469	104	97	7	0
4461	So rude. I wasn’t done with that.	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
4462	Let's give the local fast food a try.	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
4463	OMG, the locals are so freakin' thirsty.	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
4464	You want to live wherever we go on vacation.	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
4465	Oh NO! Forgetting the salt again probably means bombardment	1.0667	0.03462	90	86	2	2
4466	I had my 15 minutes of fame with that slice of pizza, so I moved to Los Angeles to find an agent.	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
4467	They would never make it back home.	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
4468	You know, eating all that plastic is carcinogenic...	1.0659	0.03047	91	86	4	1
4469	HEY, D'YA THINK DOOLITTLE IS GOOD FOR ANOTHER BLOW?	1.0654	0.02402	107	100	7	0
4470	We should really consider a beach house, too.	1.0654	0.02402	107	100	7	0
4471	Just look at them! Common pheasants!	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
4472	"I do love your tuna salad, but, those cold greasy fries smell so tasty!"	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
4473	Since going gluten free, other people's garbage goes right through me.	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
4474	Idiots! They think that’s compost…	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
4475	🐦Pigeon: One day we will be living in space Rat! 🐀Rat: Oh yes pigeon, and the gulls will have so much space trash floating around. Oh, boy! Those wings will sure come in handy!	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
4476	He said he's in private equity but his passion is electronic music.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4477	I'm going to outsource these guys.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4478	What’s it like to be a rat with wings?	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
4479	This beach hasn't been the same, since they put in that 'development', and the "riff-raff" moved in! ugh. Patrick Tally, Boston, MA.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
4480	Gully, they are voracious!	1.0625	0.02483	96	90	6	0
4481	Don’t be jealous, they’re only kids. It won’t be long before they can’t fly either.	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
4482	I appreciate the lift down from the city, but your relatives promised new tastes and experiences, THIS, I can get at home! -J.R.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
4483	I thought you guys all flocked together? What did you… …wait for it… … rat on ‘em or something?” “If I say yes, will you stop repeating this whenever we see multiple birds? We have been friends twenty years now, Karl.”	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
4484	The Village is nice. I’ve got a great place up on Fifth and Fifty-Ninth Street.	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
4485	I miss New York City Pizza	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
4486	Biden will be campaigning from the cellar and Trump from the dungeon.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
4487	Let's eat in tonight. I'm tiring of regurgitated seafood.	1.0606	0.02410	99	93	6	0
4488	There they are again, seagull-ing it all over everybody else!”	1.0606	0.02806	99	94	4	1
4489	It’s at times like this that I’m glad I know the meaning of the end of the Anthropocene	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
4490	Flying maybe fun but when it comes to the battle for survival, its boots on the ground	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
4491	Damn, Vernon? No, she didn’t know your name and was disgusted at our presence.	1.0595	0.03101	84	80	3	1
4492	Where's the press release about them?	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4493	It's great to come on vacation and avoid the daily scrabble to earn a crumb.'	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4494	Did I not suggest a sealable container for our lunch?	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4495	Your friends are so trashy.	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
4496	Pigeon: 'Just beachin' and chillin' with my mouse-mate while the sea birds clean up after us! Life's a breeze under this umbrella!' ?️?️?	1.0577	0.02297	104	98	6	0
4497	I swear, if any of them says anything about your parasol, I’m gonna shoot them!	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
4498	Isn't it amazing that our trash is their treasure?	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
4499	Garbage pickers!	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
4500	Looks like they got called back into the office.	1.0571	0.02276	105	99	6	0
4501	Rat: "I remember my first dumpster dive...am I right?" Pigeon thinking to itself 'one day at a time... I don't live that way anymore... you are not your first thought'	1.0568	0.02482	88	83	5	0
4502	God, remember that was us before the humans gave us those transplants? What a bunch of losers! Wow! How did we eat like that?! Give me some more of that charcuterie thing will ya?	1.0568	0.02482	88	83	5	0
4503	„Really? You really see yourself moving here? Even with all the white trash over there?!”	1.0568	0.02482	88	83	5	0
4504	They are letting just any vermin on the beach these days!	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
4505	Gotta call the raccoons ... the sea gulls are making a mess.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
4506	Birds of a feather flock together!	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
4507	I was always sure we could outlast 'em.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
4508	This is why I never leave the city	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
4509	Your freeloadin’ relatives are cherry pickin’ the primo charcuterie I catered.	1.0556	0.02428	90	85	5	0
4510	Tell your brother from another mother to take off or find your own umbrella...	1.0556	0.02428	90	85	5	0
4511	Jonathan,Livingston,and Seagulls	1.0556	0.02428	90	85	5	0
4512	When you can’t tell the gulls from the buoys, that’s some serious stuff!	1.0549	0.02402	91	86	5	0
4513	Look at those garbage hounds. By the way,pass me another beer,please.	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
4514	It’s good to get outta da city, but trash talk follows us everywhere.	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
4515	At least the fries downtown ain't sandy.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
4516	Trash food for a seagull Like we ate it too. For us 'twas illegal, For them, not taboo.	1.0538	0.02352	93	88	5	0
4517	That reminds me of a rat who is grasping at straws.	1.0538	0.02352	93	88	5	0
4518	And I thought coming out to the Hamptons would get us away from having to deal with construction!	1.0532	0.02327	94	89	5	0
4519	Birds can fly…I’m a rodent…bummer.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
4520	The seagull czar really has their work cut out for them	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
4521	how disgusting! they won't come here to make dirt and confusion will they ?	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
4522	Evolution has gifted me with access to both ends of the barrel and much more.	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
4523	This place has really gone downhill ever since the new neighbors moved in.	1.0510	0.02664	98	94	3	1
4524	We better be very careful, this COVID lockdown has caused a huge shortage of human food scraps.	1.0510	0.02234	98	93	5	0
4525	You TRY to get out of the city…ugh.	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
4526	The off the beach siren makes this pariadise.	1.0505	0.02212	99	94	5	0
4527	Ever since we got rid of the humans this place got a lot cleaner... Angela, Boston	1.0500	0.02611	100	96	3	1
4528	I hear they vacation on the 1 line	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
4529	Jeez. Interlopers taking over the Snack Shop.	1.0495	0.02169	101	96	5	0
4530	"Oh great! The riffraff are back!"	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
4531	You only need one open house nowadays—the avian real estate market is on fire.	1.0490	0.02148	102	97	5	0
4532	They’re so uncouth	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
4533	And you want me to believe that they're not some of your cooing cousins?	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
4534	I know you think packing all these snacks ahead of time is annoying but aren’t you glad you don’t have to deal with the crowd at the snack bar??	1.0482	0.02921	83	80	2	1
4535	The kids want to Thanksgiving at Mar Lago then ransackle on up to the big Apple to see Santa.	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
4536	Pfft, the rats of the elegant seaside towns.	1.0449	0.02209	89	85	4	0
4537	Well, at least we'd never eat sand.	1.0449	0.03160	89	87	0	2
4538	Sit back and relax those guys are great recyclers	1.0435	0.02138	92	88	4	0
4539	I guess no one told them, about the PPP loans.	1.0421	0.02071	95	91	4	0
4540	And they look down on us for our taste?	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
4541	We have conquered the dominions of both land and sky.” - Rat and flying rat.	1.0417	0.02050	96	92	4	0
4542	Honey, I know you prefer a different kind of nest, but I think we can work it out.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
4543	They usually eat fresh fish, but sometimes like to "slum it" with our kind.	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
4544	They keep investing in penny stocks	1.0375	0.02137	80	77	3	0
4545	Take out again...seagulls are so lazy.	1.0361	0.02061	83	80	3	0
4546	I was told this beach has the best concession stand.	1.0357	0.02037	84	81	3	0
4547	Looks like our appetizers last night.	1.0357	0.02649	84	82	1	1
4548	You know... We've got the sharks to thank for this!	1.0349	0.01990	86	83	3	0
4549	The neighborhood is going to pot!	1.0345	0.01968	87	84	3	0
4550	Look at them, eating beach trash and thinking that makes them better than us!	1.0345	0.01968	87	84	3	0
4551	I love songbob I am big time rush fan from Nickelodeon to 2000s to all of my favorite tv shows to music and to everything I enjoy too like going on vacation and New Jersey and jobs too and other things in my life too and been a big time rush fan seen	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
4552	"Locals are the only ones who can get reservations."	1.0319	0.01823	94	91	3	0
4553	All that's missing is for these birds to spread disease to others. I come here to forget about work and what those seagulls do too: they go through the garbage.	1.0253	0.01779	79	77	2	0

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