Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
For heavens sake George, let's just split the lunch bill five ways. |
1.8156 |
0.01961 |
1708 |
747 |
529 |
432 |
1 |
Can I show you something real quick? |
1.8022 |
0.01897 |
1754 |
761 |
579 |
414 |
2 |
I do this to scare the students, I actually have no idea what it means. |
1.7755 |
0.01471 |
2909 |
1315 |
932 |
662 |
3 |
I think you're oversimplifying. |
1.7383 |
0.01875 |
1746 |
824 |
555 |
367 |
4 |
Do you mind if I erase this? |
1.7283 |
0.01725 |
2083 |
1005 |
639 |
439 |
5 |
The Dean said to tell you ‘never mind!’ |
1.7226 |
0.01605 |
2495 |
1243 |
701 |
551 |
6 |
Behold! I've wasted both time and space. |
1.7191 |
0.01578 |
2538 |
1258 |
735 |
545 |
7 |
Math is next door. This is the Art Department. |
1.7127 |
0.02803 |
790 |
391 |
235 |
164 |
8 |
This is how you connect the printer to wifi |
1.7085 |
0.01804 |
1914 |
956 |
560 |
398 |
9 |
Just updating my password. |
1.7015 |
0.01435 |
3119 |
1606 |
838 |
675 |
10 |
That username is already taken |
1.6969 |
0.01872 |
1765 |
894 |
512 |
359 |
11 |
This explains the Electoral College AND the infield fly rule. |
1.6937 |
0.01799 |
1900 |
964 |
554 |
382 |
12 |
Hey Sid, can you take a quick look at this? |
1.6883 |
0.02046 |
1415 |
708 |
440 |
267 |
13 |
Looks like you still owe the IRS $271. |
1.6804 |
0.01812 |
1790 |
903 |
556 |
331 |
14 |
I've reset our Netflix password. |
1.6793 |
0.01651 |
2192 |
1119 |
657 |
416 |
15 |
Yep, we're screwed. |
1.6770 |
0.01769 |
1929 |
994 |
564 |
371 |
16 |
Johnson check this out - a bird in the hand is actually worth 2.875 in the bush! |
1.6752 |
0.02539 |
902 |
456 |
283 |
163 |
17 |
I just figured out how to kill time. |
1.6718 |
0.01789 |
1813 |
921 |
566 |
326 |
18 |
Tell me if you've seen this one before. |
1.6679 |
0.01740 |
1846 |
924 |
611 |
311 |
19 |
The janitor made some changes last night. |
1.6679 |
0.01764 |
1861 |
950 |
579 |
332 |
20 |
By my calculations, a snowball has a very small chance. |
1.6670 |
0.01821 |
1745 |
892 |
542 |
311 |
21 |
I'm sure my calculations are correct... I just forgot what the question was. |
1.6582 |
0.01827 |
1685 |
860 |
541 |
284 |
22 |
I have nothing left to prove. |
1.6546 |
0.01272 |
4013 |
2235 |
929 |
849 |
23 |
And the tip works out to $4.38 |
1.6538 |
0.01593 |
2366 |
1261 |
663 |
442 |
24 |
THEY ARE HERE TO INSTALL THE WHITE BOARD |
1.6532 |
0.02018 |
1488 |
798 |
408 |
282 |
25 |
Do you have a calculator? |
1.6521 |
0.02280 |
1101 |
573 |
338 |
190 |
26 |
Why do you make everything into one big problem? |
1.6509 |
0.01791 |
1739 |
894 |
558 |
287 |
27 |
Hey, you don't have to finish that. I restarted the router. |
1.6470 |
0.01640 |
2204 |
1179 |
624 |
401 |
28 |
Eureka! The airlines' ticket pricing formula! |
1.6427 |
0.02451 |
946 |
498 |
288 |
160 |
29 |
It's that simple! |
1.6421 |
0.01787 |
1780 |
938 |
541 |
301 |
30 |
I've forgotten what I was trying to prove. |
1.6418 |
0.01699 |
1918 |
997 |
611 |
310 |
31 |
Remind me, what was the question? |
1.6412 |
0.01744 |
1856 |
976 |
570 |
310 |
32 |
I found our miscalculation, but the janitor has the ladder ! |
1.6375 |
0.01822 |
1716 |
912 |
514 |
290 |
33 |
The answer is still “42”! |
1.6359 |
0.01812 |
1766 |
950 |
509 |
307 |
34 |
I hate to say it, but it reads a little formulaic. |
1.6345 |
0.01894 |
1513 |
788 |
490 |
235 |
35 |
Remind me again what it is we're trying to figure out? |
1.6317 |
0.02391 |
945 |
493 |
307 |
145 |
36 |
I’m pretty sure the phone company overcharged us. |
1.6306 |
0.01780 |
1684 |
875 |
556 |
253 |
37 |
I always leave a little room for doubt. |
1.6281 |
0.01526 |
2837 |
1660 |
572 |
605 |
38 |
Look! Look! The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about! |
1.6258 |
0.02022 |
1451 |
803 |
388 |
260 |
39 |
Easy as π! |
1.6192 |
0.01769 |
1715 |
911 |
546 |
258 |
40 |
I've solved for x. Maybe you can figure out why. |
1.6185 |
0.01678 |
2417 |
1459 |
421 |
537 |
41 |
Now that I see it, it's obvious! |
1.6181 |
0.01707 |
1841 |
979 |
586 |
276 |
42 |
At this point, I think I'm just gonna file for an extension on my 2023 taxes. |
1.6154 |
0.01799 |
1672 |
897 |
521 |
254 |
43 |
Hold all my calls — unless it's Oslo. |
1.6137 |
0.01828 |
2045 |
1246 |
343 |
456 |
44 |
I got the opposite answer on the whiteboard. |
1.6136 |
0.03200 |
590 |
336 |
146 |
108 |
45 |
And so we know Twitter is X. |
1.6125 |
0.02292 |
1071 |
589 |
308 |
174 |
46 |
I figured out how to unsubscribe! |
1.6075 |
0.01793 |
1911 |
1109 |
443 |
359 |
47 |
That's it! All the Trump charges! |
1.6039 |
0.01916 |
1540 |
861 |
428 |
251 |
48 |
I was just leaving you a note. |
1.5995 |
0.01891 |
1588 |
896 |
432 |
260 |
49 |
Think of a number between one and ten. |
1.5972 |
0.02305 |
1065 |
602 |
290 |
173 |
50 |
Or we could just split the bill. |
1.5944 |
0.02060 |
1440 |
850 |
324 |
266 |
51 |
Finally something that makes sense! |
1.5930 |
0.02280 |
1022 |
564 |
310 |
148 |
52 |
I did not go off on a tangent. |
1.5923 |
0.01977 |
1300 |
703 |
424 |
173 |
53 |
There’s an app for that. |
1.5909 |
0.02290 |
990 |
542 |
311 |
137 |
54 |
Obvious, isn't it? |
1.5798 |
0.02140 |
1197 |
685 |
330 |
182 |
55 |
I've discovered mathematics we can still teach in Florida! |
1.5745 |
0.02173 |
1229 |
729 |
294 |
206 |
56 |
Just for fun, let's put this on the final exam. |
1.5722 |
0.02155 |
1157 |
664 |
324 |
169 |
57 |
As you can see, when I began solving this problem I was a lot taller. |
1.5714 |
0.02344 |
1099 |
668 |
234 |
197 |
58 |
I’ve told you a hundred times Fred , don’t try to fix my problems |
1.5650 |
0.02391 |
1069 |
660 |
214 |
195 |
59 |
Well, it's not rocket science." |
1.5645 |
0.02879 |
643 |
372 |
179 |
92 |
60 |
It seems so simple when you explain it! |
1.5642 |
0.02266 |
934 |
516 |
309 |
109 |
61 |
This proves unequivocally that the glass is half full |
1.5581 |
0.02352 |
887 |
500 |
279 |
108 |
62 |
I finally figured out how to unsubscribe from Instagram! |
1.5494 |
0.02565 |
861 |
525 |
199 |
137 |
63 |
What? Now you found my calculator? |
1.5485 |
0.02469 |
866 |
512 |
233 |
121 |
64 |
It’s the algorithm to reach a live person at the cable company |
1.5479 |
0.02582 |
856 |
525 |
193 |
138 |
65 |
So, I think we should just try turning it off then back on again. |
1.5463 |
0.02589 |
842 |
515 |
194 |
133 |
66 |
Maybe we should just take the standard deduction |
1.5459 |
0.02581 |
850 |
521 |
194 |
135 |
67 |
Really? Do I have to draw you a picture?" |
1.5429 |
0.02555 |
781 |
459 |
220 |
102 |
68 |
Just creating my new WiFi password. |
1.5400 |
0.02676 |
750 |
453 |
189 |
108 |
69 |
You were right—the Universe IS meaningless. |
1.5387 |
0.02673 |
724 |
431 |
196 |
97 |
70 |
I think I figured out an acceptable password |
1.5380 |
0.02705 |
777 |
483 |
170 |
124 |
71 |
Elon hired me to solve for X. |
1.5371 |
0.02746 |
728 |
446 |
173 |
109 |
72 |
Of course, it's only a hunch. |
1.5367 |
0.02683 |
723 |
433 |
192 |
98 |
73 |
I've discovered the secret to tenure!" |
1.5362 |
0.02620 |
733 |
433 |
207 |
93 |
74 |
Good News Sir, we found space to carry the, 1, on another chalkboard. |
1.5352 |
0.03486 |
426 |
255 |
114 |
57 |
75 |
It's one teaspoon not one tablespoon! |
1.5346 |
0.02716 |
694 |
414 |
189 |
91 |
76 |
It's all nonsense, but my grant was renewed. |
1.5323 |
0.02673 |
759 |
466 |
182 |
111 |
77 |
Uh Paul? I asked you what time is it,
not what is time. |
1.5322 |
0.02871 |
714 |
455 |
138 |
121 |
78 |
I think I finally came up with a secure password! |
1.5294 |
0.02797 |
697 |
431 |
163 |
103 |
79 |
These password requirements are getting more and more ridiculous. |
1.5288 |
0.02799 |
694 |
429 |
163 |
102 |
80 |
EUREKA! I’m getting a refund from my Income Tax! |
1.5287 |
0.02856 |
662 |
408 |
158 |
96 |
81 |
It's all nonsense but don't you think this would make a great wallpaper? |
1.5282 |
0.02770 |
674 |
408 |
176 |
90 |
82 |
If this doesn’t prove to the MAGA Republicans that Trump lost, nothing will. |
1.5272 |
0.02951 |
662 |
421 |
133 |
108 |
83 |
The janitor couldn't figure it our either... |
1.5264 |
0.02851 |
644 |
393 |
163 |
88 |
84 |
If I don’t write down my strong password, I’ll never remember it. |
1.5251 |
0.02945 |
657 |
417 |
135 |
105 |
85 |
So my wife said 'prove I'm wrong' |
1.5249 |
0.02966 |
642 |
406 |
135 |
101 |
86 |
Who would have thought it could be so simple? |
1.5244 |
0.02820 |
656 |
401 |
166 |
89 |
87 |
I finally have the answer but forget what the question is. |
1.5221 |
0.02890 |
657 |
412 |
147 |
98 |
88 |
Chalk is finite! |
1.5220 |
0.02794 |
590 |
344 |
184 |
62 |
89 |
Most of this is above me. |
1.5217 |
0.02662 |
646 |
376 |
203 |
67 |
90 |
Eureka! Endless days and nights of collecting data, years of mind-numbing research. My health is shot and my family has left me, but it was all worth it! I’ve proven conclusively that ‘over’ is the correct way to hang toilet paper. |
1.5206 |
0.02702 |
678 |
408 |
187 |
83 |
91 |
Hastings! I knew I could figure out my cable bill. |
1.5190 |
0.02922 |
580 |
350 |
159 |
71 |
92 |
That’s only your opinion |
1.5160 |
0.02807 |
562 |
326 |
182 |
54 |
93 |
Did you bring Occam’s eraser? |
1.5152 |
0.02972 |
627 |
399 |
133 |
95 |
94 |
…plus or minus. |
1.5150 |
0.02859 |
600 |
363 |
165 |
72 |
95 |
Rounds to zero. |
1.5148 |
0.03001 |
573 |
354 |
143 |
76 |
96 |
Biden still won. |
1.5146 |
0.03172 |
581 |
379 |
105 |
97 |
97 |
Please erase the board for the next class. |
1.5120 |
0.02911 |
627 |
394 |
145 |
88 |
98 |
It’s the chicken! The chicken came first! |
1.5111 |
0.03041 |
583 |
369 |
130 |
84 |
99 |
Can you put your finger right here? I really have to pee. |
1.5106 |
0.04447 |
284 |
183 |
57 |
44 |
100 |
It’s not a formula for anything. It just intimidates the hell out of the liberal arts majors. |
1.5102 |
0.03106 |
588 |
381 |
114 |
93 |
101 |
I don’t care what happens in the movie — you’re just a janitor, you can’t keep doing this! |
1.5101 |
0.03077 |
547 |
341 |
133 |
73 |
102 |
I can't find where I put the decimal point |
1.5080 |
0.02981 |
565 |
349 |
145 |
71 |
103 |
You can stop now. We figured out why the chicken crossed the road. |
1.5072 |
0.03120 |
489 |
296 |
138 |
55 |
104 |
I finally figured out when I’m gonna pay off my student loans. |
1.5044 |
0.03090 |
571 |
367 |
120 |
84 |
105 |
Oh, hi. I was hoping to surprise you by cleaning your chalkboard! |
1.5040 |
0.03146 |
500 |
309 |
130 |
61 |
106 |
Turns out that a bird in the hand is only worth 1.362 in the bush. |
1.5019 |
0.03054 |
526 |
325 |
138 |
63 |
107 |
See, it was obvious. |
1.4950 |
0.03276 |
499 |
323 |
105 |
71 |
108 |
Looks like you forgot to carry the 2. |
1.4948 |
0.03219 |
485 |
306 |
118 |
61 |
109 |
I see an error,there - 10feet up and 3 feet over. |
1.4937 |
0.03074 |
478 |
290 |
140 |
48 |
110 |
Of course I carried the 1. I just don't recall where to. |
1.4922 |
0.03162 |
510 |
325 |
119 |
66 |
111 |
Can you spare the left side of your brain for a moment, professor? |
1.4920 |
0.03271 |
439 |
271 |
120 |
48 |
112 |
I think you misunderstood what they meant when they said there was a formula shortage. |
1.4915 |
0.03313 |
472 |
303 |
106 |
63 |
113 |
Tell the party at table 12 that the tip is…. |
1.4915 |
0.03198 |
470 |
293 |
123 |
54 |
114 |
Too many choices. Let’s just go with one plain, one with extra cheese. |
1.4908 |
0.03196 |
487 |
308 |
119 |
60 |
115 |
You need a capital letter AND a special character. |
1.4906 |
0.03457 |
479 |
321 |
81 |
77 |
116 |
I have infinite possibilities, but I'm running out of time and space. |
1.4894 |
0.03326 |
472 |
305 |
103 |
64 |
117 |
I finally finished my taxes. |
1.4872 |
0.03407 |
429 |
273 |
103 |
53 |
118 |
Eureka! I have found the solution to obtaining Taylor Swift concert tickets! |
1.4865 |
0.03367 |
444 |
284 |
104 |
56 |
119 |
It turns out that it actually is what it is. |
1.4860 |
0.03542 |
430 |
283 |
85 |
62 |
120 |
So, it turns out the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about. |
1.4835 |
0.03642 |
424 |
285 |
73 |
66 |
121 |
"Wait a minute....HOW FAST was the second train going again?" |
1.4832 |
0.03553 |
416 |
272 |
87 |
57 |
122 |
I'll be damned! I also came up with Kevin Bacon! |
1.4826 |
0.03489 |
431 |
282 |
90 |
59 |
123 |
Two plus two does equal four! |
1.4822 |
0.03526 |
365 |
226 |
102 |
37 |
124 |
Found the answer but can't remember the question. |
1.4810 |
0.03465 |
422 |
273 |
95 |
54 |
125 |
Now you made me lose my place |
1.4807 |
0.03189 |
466 |
294 |
120 |
52 |
126 |
Eureka! The exact sequence you need to dial to reach a human operator! |
1.4803 |
0.03640 |
431 |
293 |
69 |
69 |
127 |
You're right. The decimal is in the wrong place. |
1.4788 |
0.03262 |
449 |
285 |
113 |
51 |
128 |
Let’s see what that smarty pants janitor has to say about this one. |
1.4778 |
0.03391 |
450 |
295 |
95 |
60 |
129 |
It's just gibberish but I have tenure now |
1.4772 |
0.03788 |
373 |
248 |
72 |
53 |
130 |
Um….sorry…I need the blackboard for the next class… |
1.4770 |
0.03662 |
369 |
238 |
86 |
45 |
131 |
It’s the chicken! |
1.4738 |
0.03568 |
382 |
246 |
91 |
45 |
132 |
WRONG! |
1.4733 |
0.03426 |
412 |
265 |
99 |
48 |
133 |
I'm suspicious, too. It's almost TOO simple. |
1.4717 |
0.03783 |
371 |
248 |
71 |
52 |
134 |
Do you have a few seconds to review this? |
1.4680 |
0.03226 |
406 |
251 |
120 |
35 |
135 |
I now know the answer, but I forgot what the question was. |
1.4665 |
0.03249 |
418 |
263 |
115 |
40 |
136 |
Let’s scare the Freshman. |
1.4663 |
0.03547 |
401 |
265 |
85 |
51 |
137 |
Password must contain at least 1 uppercase letter, 1 lowercase letter, 1 number and 1 special character. |
1.4660 |
0.03458 |
412 |
270 |
92 |
50 |
138 |
Uh-oh. I think I forgot to carry the one. |
1.4653 |
0.03421 |
404 |
261 |
98 |
45 |
139 |
I've simplified the tax code. |
1.4645 |
0.03782 |
366 |
246 |
70 |
50 |
140 |
Listen Frank, your Wordle streak doesn't define you! |
1.4642 |
0.03461 |
377 |
240 |
99 |
38 |
141 |
Taking into account the speed of light,I can now show that a stitch in time is actually only worth eight |
1.4634 |
0.03808 |
328 |
213 |
78 |
37 |
142 |
According to my calculations, he has enough indictments to win the Republican nomination. |
1.4633 |
0.03837 |
354 |
238 |
68 |
48 |
143 |
I was just writing you a note. |
1.4629 |
0.03409 |
391 |
250 |
101 |
40 |
144 |
Well, there goes my train of thought. |
1.4612 |
0.03328 |
425 |
276 |
102 |
47 |
145 |
I finally figured out where those missing socks in the dryer go. |
1.4611 |
0.03704 |
386 |
262 |
70 |
54 |
146 |
It's true. One IS the loneliest number. |
1.4607 |
0.03576 |
369 |
240 |
88 |
41 |
147 |
Yes. That IS my final answer! |
1.4605 |
0.03709 |
354 |
233 |
79 |
42 |
148 |
You didn't carry the two. |
1.4599 |
0.05266 |
187 |
126 |
36 |
25 |
149 |
It’s even more complicated than it looks. This used to be a whiteboard. |
1.4589 |
0.03638 |
377 |
251 |
79 |
47 |
150 |
Sure, no problem. |
1.4588 |
0.03390 |
340 |
208 |
108 |
24 |
151 |
This is only my opinion. |
1.4567 |
0.03492 |
381 |
248 |
92 |
41 |
152 |
Race seven, twenty dollars to win on four. |
1.4551 |
0.03735 |
312 |
199 |
84 |
29 |
153 |
Your share of lunch was $11.75. |
1.4543 |
0.03397 |
427 |
285 |
90 |
52 |
154 |
What do you mean, never mind?' |
1.4538 |
0.03655 |
390 |
266 |
71 |
53 |
155 |
Eureka! Chaos is no longer just a theory! |
1.4537 |
0.03840 |
324 |
214 |
73 |
37 |
156 |
Quick! Another blackboard! |
1.4535 |
0.03523 |
355 |
228 |
93 |
34 |
157 |
Did you also solve today’s wordle? |
1.4532 |
0.03314 |
406 |
262 |
104 |
40 |
158 |
Wait, what was the question again? |
1.4532 |
0.03566 |
395 |
266 |
79 |
50 |
159 |
My God she’s right! I AM completely and totally average. |
1.4530 |
0.03452 |
362 |
231 |
98 |
33 |
160 |
My computer ran this calculation in 3 seconds, but I love messing with the new students. |
1.4521 |
0.03643 |
376 |
253 |
76 |
47 |
161 |
Hey,the boss said never mind. The answer is 6. |
1.4519 |
0.03735 |
374 |
256 |
67 |
51 |
162 |
Do you have any more chalk? |
1.4519 |
0.03414 |
374 |
240 |
99 |
35 |
163 |
MIT did not want it, but the math department chair encouraged me to try MOMA. |
1.4518 |
0.03773 |
301 |
192 |
82 |
27 |
164 |
I'm absolutely sure, the answer is, "maybe. |
1.4515 |
0.03879 |
299 |
194 |
75 |
30 |
165 |
It was a rhetorical question, Karl. |
1.4503 |
0.03955 |
322 |
218 |
63 |
41 |
166 |
I think I forgot to carry a two. |
1.4502 |
0.04449 |
231 |
151 |
56 |
24 |
167 |
We don't exist! |
1.4495 |
0.03861 |
327 |
219 |
69 |
39 |
168 |
Can you check my answer? |
1.4493 |
0.03571 |
345 |
223 |
89 |
33 |
169 |
I've budgeted it out and it turns out we're spending too much on chalk |
1.4492 |
0.03706 |
354 |
237 |
75 |
42 |
170 |
I'm this close to paying off my student loan. |
1.4491 |
0.03824 |
334 |
224 |
70 |
40 |
171 |
I've seen this one before. |
1.4491 |
0.03581 |
334 |
214 |
90 |
30 |
172 |
I did it, Pennington! I figured out my utilities bill. |
1.4489 |
0.03453 |
401 |
267 |
88 |
46 |
173 |
Today's number is five. |
1.4461 |
0.03630 |
334 |
217 |
85 |
32 |
174 |
There's no room for the answer. |
1.4451 |
0.03823 |
355 |
245 |
62 |
48 |
175 |
And THAT'S how much wood a woodchuck could chuck! |
1.4444 |
0.03861 |
324 |
218 |
68 |
38 |
176 |
I think I know how to split the check |
1.4441 |
0.03824 |
331 |
223 |
69 |
39 |
177 |
How long I was in the restroom? |
1.4438 |
0.03693 |
329 |
216 |
80 |
33 |
178 |
Bring chalk! |
1.4437 |
0.03992 |
284 |
187 |
68 |
29 |
179 |
Just like I said -- it's obvious! |
1.4427 |
0.03691 |
323 |
211 |
81 |
31 |
180 |
I found the answer, but I’ve forgotten the question! |
1.4408 |
0.03696 |
363 |
248 |
70 |
45 |
181 |
I'm just going to guess seven! |
1.4400 |
0.03921 |
300 |
200 |
68 |
32 |
182 |
They said I'd never find x but look! There it is, clear as day! |
1.4399 |
0.03569 |
366 |
245 |
81 |
40 |
183 |
Matt Damon was here again. |
1.4392 |
0.03842 |
296 |
194 |
74 |
28 |
184 |
I don't know, the janitor left it. |
1.4391 |
0.03709 |
353 |
240 |
71 |
42 |
185 |
It doesn't prove anything but it's a start. |
1.4385 |
0.03939 |
301 |
202 |
66 |
33 |
186 |
Oh, great! You made me lose count. |
1.4375 |
0.03882 |
304 |
203 |
69 |
32 |
187 |
The chicken came first. |
1.4373 |
0.03845 |
311 |
208 |
70 |
33 |
188 |
It’s settled. The chicken came first. |
1.4371 |
0.03901 |
302 |
202 |
68 |
32 |
189 |
Great news! I can finally prove that time equals money. |
1.4364 |
0.04051 |
275 |
183 |
64 |
28 |
190 |
Just helping Elon name his next kid |
1.4362 |
0.03967 |
298 |
201 |
64 |
33 |
191 |
Sorry, to interrupt, but your class went home three hours ago. |
1.4358 |
0.03738 |
335 |
226 |
72 |
37 |
192 |
Wait, are you saying after all the work I have done that the answer is blowing in the wind! |
1.4355 |
0.04049 |
287 |
194 |
61 |
32 |
193 |
And yet, I still have no theory for how I reached the top of the blackboard. |
1.4355 |
0.03880 |
310 |
209 |
67 |
34 |
194 |
The answer is four! |
1.4351 |
0.05445 |
154 |
103 |
35 |
16 |
195 |
We're going to need that blackboard! |
1.4341 |
0.03697 |
334 |
224 |
75 |
35 |
196 |
Did I miss anything? |
1.4340 |
0.03728 |
318 |
211 |
76 |
31 |
197 |
You were right. Forty-two. |
1.4338 |
0.03755 |
355 |
246 |
64 |
45 |
198 |
I have solved the "Theory of Everything." We're screwed. |
1.4337 |
0.03714 |
332 |
223 |
74 |
35 |
199 |
Let’s see that cocky janitor solve THIS one! |
1.4337 |
0.03995 |
309 |
213 |
58 |
38 |
200 |
Simmons, come see! Iv'e discovered how to cancel my gym membership! |
1.4334 |
0.03927 |
293 |
196 |
67 |
30 |
201 |
I’ve figured out how to reach a representative at the cable company! |
1.4330 |
0.03977 |
291 |
196 |
64 |
31 |
202 |
It's really simple. |
1.4309 |
0.03922 |
311 |
213 |
62 |
36 |
203 |
Eureka, Professor Henderson! Irrefutable proof that 1 is the loneliest number. |
1.4296 |
0.04153 |
277 |
190 |
55 |
32 |
204 |
OH NO! Was there a phone number on there?? |
1.4296 |
0.03760 |
291 |
190 |
77 |
24 |
205 |
Keep in mind, it’s just a first draft. |
1.4291 |
0.04025 |
261 |
172 |
66 |
23 |
206 |
Marge, you gotta see this! I think I figured out how to cancel that free trial I signed up for. |
1.4281 |
0.03963 |
320 |
224 |
55 |
41 |
207 |
I checked every room, no erasers. |
1.4277 |
0.03777 |
318 |
215 |
70 |
33 |
208 |
Okay, so for lunch, you owe John $1.24, Bill owes you $.78, and Kristen owes me $.92. |
1.4277 |
0.03881 |
318 |
219 |
62 |
37 |
209 |
Ah Quigly, just in time. I’ve got to go to the bathroom so come and put your finger here. |
1.4276 |
0.03791 |
304 |
203 |
72 |
29 |
210 |
Never mind, I figured it out. |
1.4276 |
0.04013 |
290 |
198 |
60 |
32 |
211 |
Turns out Jesus was black! |
1.4270 |
0.04121 |
274 |
187 |
57 |
30 |
212 |
I just finished resetting my password! |
1.4268 |
0.03865 |
314 |
215 |
64 |
35 |
213 |
I forgot what I was looking for. |
1.4261 |
0.04013 |
284 |
193 |
61 |
30 |
214 |
I figured out tomorrow's Wordle! |
1.4251 |
0.03951 |
287 |
194 |
64 |
29 |
215 |
It turns out, it was the chicken. |
1.4246 |
0.04124 |
252 |
168 |
61 |
23 |
216 |
I’m gonna need a bigger blackboard… |
1.4242 |
0.05240 |
165 |
112 |
36 |
17 |
217 |
This is huge. |
1.4239 |
0.04312 |
243 |
165 |
53 |
25 |
218 |
And THIS is why we don't have nice things. |
1.4237 |
0.04323 |
236 |
159 |
54 |
23 |
219 |
Watson! Come here! I've figured out the Verizon bill! |
1.4228 |
0.04173 |
272 |
188 |
53 |
31 |
220 |
Success! I'm ready for the Medicare Open Enrollment Period. |
1.4227 |
0.03879 |
291 |
196 |
67 |
28 |
221 |
I can't resolve the seating plan. If your stepmother comes this whole wedding is going to implode. |
1.4226 |
0.04118 |
265 |
180 |
58 |
27 |
222 |
Take the Jets +3 1/2 points. |
1.4215 |
0.03983 |
261 |
173 |
66 |
22 |
223 |
You know there's an app for that, right? |
1.4208 |
0.04507 |
240 |
168 |
43 |
29 |
224 |
The egg came first. Possibly |
1.4205 |
0.04093 |
264 |
179 |
59 |
26 |
225 |
Can you check my work? |
1.4198 |
0.03640 |
293 |
191 |
81 |
21 |
226 |
I think I found a day next year that works for all of us to get together and hang out. |
1.4196 |
0.03859 |
317 |
220 |
61 |
36 |
227 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.4177 |
0.04345 |
249 |
173 |
48 |
28 |
228 |
I've finally come up with the perfect internet password! |
1.4173 |
0.03890 |
266 |
176 |
69 |
21 |
229 |
So, Roberts, happiness is a warm puppy after all! |
1.4170 |
0.04148 |
259 |
177 |
56 |
26 |
230 |
You’re not going to like the answer. |
1.4167 |
0.04125 |
264 |
181 |
56 |
27 |
231 |
It doesn't matter if it's correct. This is Florida. |
1.4167 |
0.04556 |
228 |
159 |
43 |
26 |
232 |
A perfect password! |
1.4164 |
0.03860 |
305 |
210 |
63 |
32 |
233 |
Calculus is down the hall—this is just the WiFi password. |
1.4164 |
0.04203 |
269 |
188 |
50 |
31 |
234 |
I get it now! X = Twitter! |
1.4160 |
0.04148 |
262 |
180 |
55 |
27 |
235 |
Thank goodness you're here. I've got a problem. |
1.4154 |
0.03968 |
272 |
184 |
63 |
25 |
236 |
I call it Jackson Pollock, Ph.D. |
1.4152 |
0.03893 |
289 |
197 |
64 |
28 |
237 |
Finally, an answer to what women want!” |
1.4148 |
0.04623 |
229 |
162 |
39 |
28 |
238 |
Come in, professor. I need ten more fingers to finish this equation. |
1.4145 |
0.04426 |
234 |
162 |
47 |
25 |
239 |
And that’s how many physicists it takes to change a lightbulb. |
1.4142 |
0.04078 |
268 |
184 |
57 |
27 |
240 |
My simplified theory of mansplaining |
1.4135 |
0.04236 |
266 |
187 |
48 |
31 |
241 |
I'm sure I have my Yahoo password hidden in here somewhere! |
1.4131 |
0.03922 |
259 |
172 |
67 |
20 |
242 |
You’re right. We should just split the check and call it even. |
1.4130 |
0.04405 |
247 |
174 |
44 |
29 |
243 |
Quick! Quick! Close the door! I found Schrodinger's cat! |
1.4118 |
0.04300 |
255 |
179 |
47 |
29 |
244 |
I've got it, finally! Proof that Donald Trump has never made one true statement in his life. |
1.4115 |
0.04203 |
260 |
181 |
51 |
28 |
245 |
The janitor is a genius! |
1.4106 |
0.04416 |
246 |
174 |
43 |
29 |
246 |
So far, the results are huge. |
1.4103 |
0.04280 |
273 |
196 |
42 |
35 |
247 |
I figured out how long until I pay off my student loans |
1.4100 |
0.04462 |
261 |
190 |
35 |
36 |
248 |
Wow. Two and two is actually four. |
1.4093 |
0.03763 |
259 |
169 |
74 |
16 |
249 |
Done with your new password? |
1.4091 |
0.04220 |
286 |
207 |
41 |
38 |
250 |
Eureka! It's the chicken. |
1.4089 |
0.04063 |
269 |
186 |
56 |
27 |
251 |
Does that answer your question? |
1.4089 |
0.04051 |
247 |
166 |
61 |
20 |
252 |
It's true Ian,
twenty-five dollars is too much for lunch. |
1.4083 |
0.04298 |
240 |
166 |
50 |
24 |
253 |
You’re still here? I was joking when I said you should try solving it to the nth degree |
1.4067 |
0.03825 |
268 |
179 |
69 |
20 |
254 |
I see what you did there, but the answer is still 4. |
1.4066 |
0.03916 |
273 |
186 |
63 |
24 |
255 |
I found your mistake: you forgot to carry the one. |
1.4065 |
0.04220 |
246 |
170 |
52 |
24 |
256 |
I’ve simplified Apple’s terms and conditions! |
1.4046 |
0.04031 |
262 |
180 |
58 |
24 |
257 |
Let me quickly explain |
1.4045 |
0.04624 |
220 |
156 |
39 |
25 |
258 |
So, everything really does all add up to nothing. |
1.4043 |
0.04431 |
230 |
161 |
45 |
24 |
259 |
Oh yeah, ChatGPT just gave me the same solution! |
1.4043 |
0.04103 |
235 |
158 |
59 |
18 |
260 |
These new rules for creating a password are starting to get onerous |
1.4032 |
0.04132 |
253 |
175 |
54 |
24 |
261 |
Ok, I showed my work. Happy now? |
1.4030 |
0.04019 |
263 |
181 |
58 |
24 |
262 |
Well, look what the math dragged in! |
1.4028 |
0.04149 |
216 |
143 |
59 |
14 |
263 |
And that’s the process for getting tenure. |
1.4025 |
0.04387 |
236 |
166 |
45 |
25 |
264 |
I did it! I finally figured out how to fold a fitted sheet! |
1.4023 |
0.04280 |
256 |
182 |
45 |
29 |
265 |
Math? No! I'm a graffiti artist. |
1.4023 |
0.04076 |
261 |
181 |
55 |
25 |
266 |
Hi. Can you check my work? |
1.4015 |
0.03810 |
269 |
181 |
68 |
20 |
267 |
The avocado will be ripe at 3 tomorrow afternoon. |
1.4014 |
0.03784 |
279 |
189 |
68 |
22 |
268 |
It's not solved, I just ran out of space |
1.4007 |
0.03671 |
272 |
180 |
75 |
17 |
269 |
The answer really IS 42! |
1.4000 |
0.04227 |
245 |
171 |
50 |
24 |
270 |
So, which Medicare plan? |
1.4000 |
0.04399 |
235 |
166 |
44 |
25 |
271 |
We need 3.14 pizzas for the meeting. |
1.4000 |
0.04209 |
240 |
166 |
52 |
22 |
272 |
Would you check my math? |
1.4000 |
0.04040 |
240 |
162 |
60 |
18 |
273 |
Nevermind--one of the students just solved it on his iphone. |
1.4000 |
0.04574 |
220 |
156 |
40 |
24 |
274 |
Thank God you’re here. I lost my place. |
1.3991 |
0.04237 |
213 |
143 |
55 |
15 |
275 |
Bad news -- according to my results, Schrödinger’s cat just died! |
1.3985 |
0.04109 |
261 |
183 |
52 |
26 |
276 |
Look, I found a simple solution! |
1.3973 |
0.04330 |
224 |
155 |
49 |
20 |
277 |
Come quick, I've proven two wrongs do make a right. |
1.3968 |
0.04361 |
252 |
182 |
40 |
30 |
278 |
I think I see the problem. It's "I before E except after C." |
1.3968 |
0.04138 |
252 |
176 |
52 |
24 |
279 |
I've spelled it all out for you in layman's terms. |
1.3965 |
0.04466 |
227 |
161 |
42 |
24 |
280 |
Your tax return is almost complete, Mr. Trump! |
1.3962 |
0.04260 |
260 |
187 |
43 |
30 |
281 |
The answer is 42 |
1.3960 |
0.04123 |
250 |
174 |
53 |
23 |
282 |
I know you thought you were close, but I just thought I'd change a few things. |
1.3953 |
0.04200 |
253 |
179 |
48 |
26 |
283 |
It's not funny if you have to explain the joke. |
1.3952 |
0.04533 |
210 |
147 |
43 |
20 |
284 |
Get me the big eraser |
1.3944 |
0.04148 |
251 |
176 |
51 |
24 |
285 |
Hey, Judy…Come look at this! I knew I could prove my wife was being irrational. |
1.3944 |
0.04386 |
213 |
147 |
48 |
18 |
286 |
If you shut the door and open it again, maybe that will solve it. |
1.3941 |
0.04168 |
236 |
163 |
53 |
20 |
287 |
Is it α before ∑, except after Φ? |
1.3939 |
0.04276 |
231 |
161 |
49 |
21 |
288 |
Sure, your equation may be correct, but mine's bigger. |
1.3938 |
0.04389 |
226 |
159 |
45 |
22 |
289 |
Confirmed! You owe me two dollars. |
1.3937 |
0.03768 |
287 |
198 |
65 |
24 |
290 |
I've finally figured out my hospital bill. |
1.3926 |
0.04297 |
242 |
172 |
45 |
25 |
291 |
I may need you to co-sine. |
1.3926 |
0.04093 |
242 |
167 |
55 |
20 |
292 |
Even worse news - Schrödinger's cat died. |
1.3925 |
0.04469 |
214 |
150 |
44 |
20 |
293 |
Nice try, but don't you think it's a bit derivative? |
1.3923 |
0.04391 |
209 |
144 |
48 |
17 |
294 |
Your directions were perfect. |
1.3922 |
0.04521 |
204 |
142 |
44 |
18 |
295 |
Turns out the meaning of life is absolute zero. |
1.3921 |
0.04417 |
227 |
161 |
43 |
23 |
296 |
Turns out my wife is right about everything! |
1.3921 |
0.04328 |
227 |
159 |
47 |
21 |
297 |
I Disagree |
1.3917 |
0.03899 |
240 |
161 |
64 |
15 |
298 |
I’m fairly certain this password should meet the criteria for a new account I’m only going to log in to twice in my lifetime. |
1.3915 |
0.03822 |
281 |
195 |
62 |
24 |
299 |
Good news, we are out of chalk. |
1.3911 |
0.04216 |
225 |
155 |
52 |
18 |
300 |
I almost forgot to carry the one. |
1.3907 |
0.04403 |
215 |
150 |
46 |
19 |
301 |
Dude-- just buy a calculator. |
1.3902 |
0.04503 |
205 |
143 |
44 |
18 |
302 |
Let's see if that nosey janitor can solve this equation. |
1.3902 |
0.04165 |
246 |
173 |
50 |
23 |
303 |
Just a reminder we will be washing the Blackboards tonight |
1.3898 |
0.04291 |
236 |
167 |
46 |
23 |
304 |
See, love is the answer. |
1.3898 |
0.04811 |
177 |
123 |
39 |
15 |
305 |
Look! I simplified the tax code." |
1.3898 |
0.04069 |
254 |
178 |
53 |
23 |
306 |
If these calculations are correct, I'm not actually wearing any pants. |
1.3894 |
0.04429 |
226 |
161 |
42 |
23 |
307 |
This ought to keep even the smartest janitor busy for a while. |
1.3891 |
0.04210 |
239 |
168 |
49 |
22 |
308 |
Take that, ChatGPT! |
1.3886 |
0.04145 |
211 |
142 |
56 |
13 |
309 |
Bring Matt Damon to me at once.' |
1.3883 |
0.04485 |
206 |
144 |
44 |
18 |
310 |
It's the new healthcare plan. |
1.3882 |
0.04234 |
237 |
167 |
48 |
22 |
311 |
And please don’t say you have an app for this. |
1.3881 |
0.04618 |
201 |
142 |
40 |
19 |
312 |
Do I add or subtract thirty-two to get Celsius? |
1.3879 |
0.04300 |
232 |
164 |
46 |
22 |
313 |
John Wilkes Booth appeared in the 1863 production of MacBeth with Louisa Lane Drew. Louisa Lane Drew was in the 1896 production of The Rivals with Lionel Barrymore. Barrymore appeared in It’s A Wonderful Life with Jimmy Stewart in 1948. Jimmy Stewart was in 1977′s Airport with Jack Lemmon. And Jack Lemmon was in JFK in 1991 with Kevin Bacon! |
1.3879 |
0.04512 |
232 |
169 |
36 |
27 |
314 |
Oh My Goodness: its not 42, its 43! |
1.3876 |
0.04385 |
209 |
145 |
47 |
17 |
315 |
Did we get funding for erasers yet? |
1.3873 |
0.04461 |
204 |
142 |
45 |
17 |
316 |
I'm still trying to figure out how he turned $44 billion into X. |
1.3873 |
0.04515 |
204 |
143 |
43 |
18 |
317 |
Well, look who's finally here at not the speed of light. |
1.3868 |
0.04392 |
212 |
148 |
46 |
18 |
318 |
Yeah so, it turns out that the price of TaylorSwift tickets is in fact a tad high. |
1.3867 |
0.04304 |
225 |
158 |
47 |
20 |
319 |
It's quite simple, really. |
1.3860 |
0.04308 |
228 |
161 |
46 |
21 |
320 |
I expected you to be taller. |
1.3856 |
0.04370 |
236 |
170 |
41 |
25 |
321 |
Thank God you're here! I have no idea what I'm doing! |
1.3855 |
0.04239 |
249 |
179 |
44 |
26 |
322 |
I did what you said and got rid of the boring parts. |
1.3854 |
0.04476 |
192 |
132 |
46 |
14 |
323 |
"It shows there's no beginning nor end to all of this, and the middle's mostly made-up. Lunch? |
1.3853 |
0.04543 |
218 |
157 |
38 |
23 |
324 |
Thank goodness. You're here to find the missing minus sign. |
1.3850 |
0.04293 |
200 |
136 |
51 |
13 |
325 |
So you’re telling me the door has been there the whole time? |
1.3850 |
0.04468 |
226 |
163 |
39 |
24 |
326 |
You can stop now. A twelve year old just wrote an app to solve it. |
1.3846 |
0.04290 |
208 |
143 |
50 |
15 |
327 |
4+2 is 6, Paul. 6 |
1.3846 |
0.04262 |
221 |
154 |
49 |
18 |
328 |
Oh, hey, I was just leaving you a note… |
1.3843 |
0.04424 |
229 |
165 |
40 |
24 |
329 |
The answer is 42 after all |
1.3836 |
0.04117 |
232 |
161 |
53 |
18 |
330 |
According to my calculations, X no longer marks the spot. |
1.3835 |
0.04479 |
206 |
145 |
43 |
18 |
331 |
I've calculated that we are out of chalk. |
1.3835 |
0.04317 |
206 |
142 |
49 |
15 |
332 |
No problem. |
1.3832 |
0.04603 |
214 |
155 |
36 |
23 |
333 |
This will have to do- we're out of chalk. |
1.3832 |
0.04458 |
214 |
152 |
42 |
20 |
334 |
I now know how to change the clock in my car ! |
1.3832 |
0.04408 |
214 |
151 |
44 |
19 |
335 |
Let's see if AI can beat this. |
1.3830 |
0.04297 |
235 |
168 |
44 |
23 |
336 |
Okay class, that concludes step one on how to cancel your t.v. subscription. " |
1.3829 |
0.04702 |
222 |
165 |
29 |
28 |
337 |
Turns out it is rocket science. |
1.3822 |
0.04205 |
225 |
157 |
50 |
18 |
338 |
Wordle wasn't enough today? |
1.3821 |
0.04437 |
212 |
150 |
43 |
19 |
339 |
Oh no - Did I forget to square that x? |
1.3812 |
0.04525 |
181 |
124 |
45 |
12 |
340 |
I fixed your formula for you. |
1.3812 |
0.04373 |
202 |
140 |
47 |
15 |
341 |
It’s not this password that’s the problem—I can’t seem to Captcha all the squares containing traffic lights. |
1.3810 |
0.04310 |
210 |
146 |
48 |
16 |
342 |
According to my calculations, A Woodchuck could chuck as much wood as Woodchuck could, but that's assuming a Woodchuck could chuck wood. |
1.3801 |
0.04352 |
221 |
157 |
44 |
20 |
343 |
It was so obvious! |
1.3784 |
0.04335 |
222 |
158 |
44 |
20 |
344 |
I can't find where I started! |
1.3784 |
0.04710 |
185 |
131 |
38 |
16 |
345 |
Go figure. |
1.3782 |
0.04570 |
193 |
136 |
41 |
16 |
346 |
Could the solution be more obvious? |
1.3779 |
0.04358 |
217 |
154 |
44 |
19 |
347 |
I think I figured out the way to San Jose. |
1.3778 |
0.04930 |
180 |
130 |
32 |
18 |
348 |
I got the same result as Jackson Pollock. |
1.3776 |
0.04854 |
196 |
144 |
30 |
22 |
349 |
That's odd. According to my calculations, a door from another dimension should open up and a man should be about to walk through. |
1.3774 |
0.04530 |
212 |
153 |
38 |
21 |
350 |
Turns out you were right! |
1.3772 |
0.04206 |
228 |
161 |
48 |
19 |
351 |
You wouldn't by any chance have any chalk on you, would you? |
1.3772 |
0.04018 |
228 |
157 |
56 |
15 |
352 |
I just figured out my tax return! |
1.3764 |
0.04428 |
178 |
121 |
47 |
10 |
353 |
Get the ladder again, I think I made a mistake at the beginning. |
1.3763 |
0.04550 |
194 |
137 |
41 |
16 |
354 |
My calculations show that there is a 10% chance of rain next Tuesday. |
1.3762 |
0.04194 |
202 |
138 |
52 |
12 |
355 |
It doesn’t matter, they’ll still vote for him |
1.3757 |
0.04516 |
181 |
125 |
44 |
12 |
356 |
I'm ready to tip our waiter now. |
1.3750 |
0.04368 |
216 |
154 |
43 |
19 |
357 |
I've forgotten the question |
1.3750 |
0.04489 |
208 |
149 |
40 |
19 |
358 |
Finally! I have shown that the chicken and the egg, in fact, arrived together. |
1.3744 |
0.04373 |
219 |
157 |
42 |
20 |
359 |
Ah! Just in time. What's 5 x 8 again? |
1.3744 |
0.04287 |
211 |
148 |
47 |
16 |
360 |
Chalk, chalk, my tenure for some chalk! |
1.3738 |
0.04686 |
214 |
159 |
30 |
25 |
361 |
I think I may have overcomplicated this. |
1.3730 |
0.04379 |
185 |
127 |
47 |
11 |
362 |
Any questions? |
1.3730 |
0.04702 |
185 |
132 |
37 |
16 |
363 |
Two. The answer is two! |
1.3727 |
0.04308 |
220 |
157 |
44 |
19 |
364 |
Actually, it is rocket science! |
1.3727 |
0.04970 |
161 |
114 |
34 |
13 |
365 |
I've finally derived the formula for how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
1.3724 |
0.04354 |
239 |
176 |
37 |
26 |
366 |
By my calculations, we'll need at least five large pizzas and a side of bread sticks." |
1.3723 |
0.04523 |
188 |
132 |
42 |
14 |
367 |
I forgot what I was doing. |
1.3720 |
0.04500 |
207 |
149 |
39 |
19 |
368 |
It all adds up. My wife IS always right. |
1.3719 |
0.04739 |
199 |
146 |
32 |
21 |
369 |
I call it my Everything Everywhere All At Once Theorem! |
1.3713 |
0.05201 |
167 |
123 |
26 |
18 |
370 |
...good news, I found the calculator. |
1.3712 |
0.04276 |
229 |
165 |
43 |
21 |
371 |
Aha! Just as I theorized! It was Col. Mustard, in the dining room,
with the candlestick! |
1.3711 |
0.04659 |
194 |
140 |
36 |
18 |
372 |
I'm trying to work out how De Santis can possibly believe himself. |
1.3709 |
0.04305 |
213 |
151 |
45 |
17 |
373 |
Turns out I DID overtip at lunch! |
1.3707 |
0.04477 |
205 |
147 |
40 |
18 |
374 |
Now where did I write that 4-digit pin? |
1.3704 |
0.05022 |
162 |
116 |
32 |
14 |
375 |
So yeah, I still get zero. |
1.3700 |
0.04330 |
200 |
140 |
46 |
14 |
376 |
I think we may have overtipped. |
1.3695 |
0.04561 |
203 |
147 |
37 |
19 |
377 |
Trump will lose by 12 votes! |
1.3689 |
0.04405 |
206 |
147 |
42 |
17 |
378 |
Does this look right to you? |
1.3684 |
0.04360 |
209 |
149 |
43 |
17 |
379 |
What do I have to do to get pi around here? |
1.3682 |
0.04646 |
201 |
147 |
34 |
20 |
380 |
Is that proof enough for you? |
1.3681 |
0.04555 |
182 |
128 |
41 |
13 |
381 |
This is for my next class of 'I already know everything' students. |
1.3681 |
0.05071 |
163 |
118 |
30 |
15 |
382 |
We booked this conference room for this time…and we’re going to need the blackboard. |
1.3676 |
0.04818 |
185 |
135 |
32 |
18 |
383 |
Come... come look at this. If we turn the eight on its side, the whole thing goes kablooey! |
1.3674 |
0.04117 |
215 |
150 |
51 |
14 |
384 |
What's three times seven? |
1.3673 |
0.04840 |
196 |
146 |
28 |
22 |
385 |
Come, take a look. It's so obvious! |
1.3671 |
0.03945 |
237 |
166 |
55 |
16 |
386 |
Is that your final answer? |
1.3668 |
0.04340 |
199 |
140 |
45 |
14 |
387 |
And that is where the missing socks go |
1.3665 |
0.04340 |
191 |
133 |
46 |
12 |
388 |
I think I've discovered why fools fall in love. |
1.3663 |
0.04237 |
202 |
141 |
48 |
13 |
389 |
My class meets next door? |
1.3661 |
0.04244 |
224 |
161 |
44 |
19 |
390 |
Found your eraser. Need any help? |
1.3653 |
0.04443 |
167 |
114 |
45 |
8 |
391 |
You forgot to carry your one. |
1.3652 |
0.04689 |
178 |
127 |
37 |
14 |
392 |
I told you. Easy-peasy |
1.3651 |
0.04432 |
189 |
133 |
43 |
13 |
393 |
Well, duh! |
1.3646 |
0.04633 |
181 |
129 |
38 |
14 |
394 |
You were right, its Tuesday. |
1.3646 |
0.04321 |
192 |
134 |
46 |
12 |
395 |
Jack! It was simpler than I thought! |
1.3646 |
0.04384 |
192 |
135 |
44 |
13 |
396 |
I discovered that space is finite after all. |
1.3645 |
0.04500 |
203 |
147 |
38 |
18 |
397 |
You forgot to carry the one. |
1.3645 |
0.04333 |
214 |
154 |
42 |
18 |
398 |
Left out a decimal point again. |
1.3636 |
0.05020 |
165 |
120 |
30 |
15 |
399 |
Order more chalk! |
1.3636 |
0.04652 |
187 |
135 |
36 |
16 |
400 |
I've proven it! Hang the toilet paper roll under, not over. |
1.3632 |
0.04256 |
212 |
151 |
45 |
16 |
401 |
I think I've made a mistake. Could you check it for me? |
1.3632 |
0.04659 |
190 |
138 |
35 |
17 |
402 |
Guess what,chaos is unpredictable. |
1.3631 |
0.04734 |
179 |
129 |
35 |
15 |
403 |
Go away. If you observe me it will change everything. |
1.3631 |
0.05096 |
168 |
124 |
27 |
17 |
404 |
Wait wait, don’t tell me! |
1.3626 |
0.04677 |
182 |
131 |
36 |
15 |
405 |
Wait—can you repeat the question? |
1.3624 |
0.03985 |
229 |
161 |
53 |
15 |
406 |
Oh, it doesn’t mean anything—but it really brings the room together, doesn’t it? |
1.3622 |
0.04668 |
196 |
144 |
33 |
19 |
407 |
I can't believe you guessed my password. |
1.3621 |
0.04829 |
174 |
126 |
33 |
15 |
408 |
Get the ladder and the eraser; the error's in the top line. |
1.3619 |
0.04229 |
210 |
149 |
46 |
15 |
409 |
I have discovered that, as theoretical mathematicians, we don't need to be wearing lab coats |
1.3617 |
0.04692 |
188 |
137 |
34 |
17 |
410 |
Janitor's gone. The solution will have to wait until tomorrow. |
1.3617 |
0.04507 |
188 |
134 |
40 |
14 |
411 |
Food is almost here! Did you figure out the tip yet? |
1.3616 |
0.04492 |
177 |
124 |
42 |
11 |
412 |
At last! Conclusive proof of whether the correct way to install the toilet paper roll is over or under! |
1.3610 |
0.04409 |
205 |
148 |
40 |
17 |
413 |
I think I forgot to carry the one |
1.3609 |
0.04929 |
169 |
123 |
31 |
15 |
414 |
You don't mind if I erase the blackboard, do you? |
1.3609 |
0.04929 |
169 |
123 |
31 |
15 |
415 |
I can already hear it. Some moron will say, 'I'll never use this in real life'. |
1.3608 |
0.05253 |
158 |
117 |
25 |
16 |
416 |
And thus, Twitter = X. |
1.3604 |
0.04496 |
222 |
166 |
32 |
24 |
417 |
That Physicists gang have graffitied my blackboard again!! |
1.3602 |
0.04726 |
186 |
136 |
33 |
17 |
418 |
Let's just split the bill evenly at dinner. |
1.3600 |
0.04541 |
200 |
146 |
36 |
18 |
419 |
Blondes really DO have more fun! |
1.3600 |
0.04667 |
175 |
125 |
37 |
13 |
420 |
Would you mind checking my work? |
1.3600 |
0.04486 |
200 |
145 |
38 |
17 |
421 |
I think I'll just take the standard deduction... |
1.3596 |
0.04450 |
228 |
171 |
32 |
25 |
422 |
You’re just in time…and space. |
1.3594 |
0.04375 |
192 |
136 |
43 |
13 |
423 |
This does feel like a secure password. |
1.3592 |
0.04170 |
206 |
145 |
48 |
13 |
424 |
Oh yeah? Prove it. |
1.3591 |
0.04690 |
181 |
131 |
35 |
15 |
425 |
Oh sorry, ChatGPT gave us the answer two weeks ago |
1.3590 |
0.04680 |
195 |
144 |
32 |
19 |
426 |
It's solved. But is it math or maths? |
1.3588 |
0.04536 |
170 |
119 |
41 |
10 |
427 |
You owe me two bucks. |
1.3587 |
0.04635 |
184 |
133 |
36 |
15 |
428 |
If you think this is a mess, you should see what's going in my head |
1.3584 |
0.04702 |
173 |
124 |
36 |
13 |
429 |
Behold! The theory of brevity. |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
430 |
Hey. Good news. 1 plus 1 does equal 2. |
1.3580 |
0.04645 |
176 |
126 |
37 |
13 |
431 |
Told Ya! |
1.3579 |
0.04710 |
190 |
140 |
32 |
18 |
432 |
Can you bring the ladder again? I made a mistake about five feet up and twelve feet to the left. |
1.3571 |
0.04400 |
182 |
128 |
43 |
11 |
433 |
I've recalculated the split of today's lunch. You still owe me 17 cents. |
1.3571 |
0.04430 |
196 |
141 |
40 |
15 |
434 |
Hey, I was just looking through your calculations and you lost me. Must be an error somewhere…but I can’t find it. What do you say we start over? |
1.3571 |
0.04733 |
182 |
133 |
33 |
16 |
435 |
Does this seem derivative to you? |
1.3568 |
0.04549 |
185 |
133 |
38 |
14 |
436 |
How's it going with 'it's' and 'its'? |
1.3564 |
0.04684 |
188 |
138 |
33 |
17 |
437 |
There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot. |
1.3563 |
0.04819 |
174 |
127 |
32 |
15 |
438 |
My universal proof for assembling IKEA furniture is finally complete! |
1.3560 |
0.04322 |
191 |
135 |
44 |
12 |
439 |
I have it! It's 42! |
1.3558 |
0.05199 |
163 |
122 |
24 |
17 |
440 |
I brought the calculator! |
1.3557 |
0.05135 |
149 |
108 |
29 |
12 |
441 |
But this is a class in home economics. |
1.3554 |
0.04835 |
166 |
120 |
33 |
13 |
442 |
I’ve got it all figured out: Who was actually on second, What was on first, and I Don’t Know was pitching. |
1.3552 |
0.04241 |
183 |
127 |
47 |
9 |
443 |
This. Changes. Everything. |
1.3550 |
0.04774 |
169 |
122 |
34 |
13 |
444 |
I see the mistake. Did you bring the ladder? |
1.3548 |
0.04821 |
155 |
110 |
35 |
10 |
445 |
Okay if I erase this? |
1.3548 |
0.04529 |
186 |
134 |
38 |
14 |
446 |
This is a new formula for determining college admissions." |
1.3548 |
0.04779 |
186 |
138 |
30 |
18 |
447 |
I know I had a question in mind when I started. |
1.3543 |
0.04657 |
175 |
126 |
36 |
13 |
448 |
I know how to fold a fitted sheet! |
1.3543 |
0.04657 |
175 |
126 |
36 |
13 |
449 |
I still owe the IRS $38.76. |
1.3543 |
0.04381 |
223 |
166 |
35 |
22 |
450 |
You think you know it all,then suddenly,fate steps in. |
1.3539 |
0.04532 |
178 |
127 |
39 |
12 |
451 |
Maybe the world is just not ready to know why hotdogs are sold in 12-packs but hotdog buns are sold in 8-packs. |
1.3537 |
0.04796 |
164 |
118 |
34 |
12 |
452 |
We need to tax the rich. |
1.3532 |
0.04459 |
201 |
147 |
37 |
17 |
453 |
I forgot: what was the question? |
1.3526 |
0.04458 |
190 |
137 |
39 |
14 |
454 |
I erased a little of your work to write a haiku I just thought of. |
1.3526 |
0.04760 |
190 |
142 |
29 |
19 |
455 |
This isn't just math—it's poetry. |
1.3526 |
0.04701 |
190 |
141 |
31 |
18 |
456 |
Are you busy? |
1.3526 |
0.04471 |
173 |
122 |
41 |
10 |
457 |
I think I've finally come up with a winner for the caption contest! |
1.3524 |
0.03991 |
210 |
147 |
52 |
11 |
458 |
I have finally figured out women! |
1.3523 |
0.04348 |
193 |
138 |
42 |
13 |
459 |
It's the formula for writing a winning New Yorker cartoon caption. |
1.3523 |
0.04530 |
193 |
141 |
36 |
16 |
460 |
We’ve been hanging the toilet paper all wrong! |
1.3520 |
0.04421 |
196 |
142 |
39 |
15 |
461 |
Help me. I've forgotten what that little 2 means after the C. |
1.3520 |
0.04648 |
179 |
130 |
35 |
14 |
462 |
Chalk! I need chalk! |
1.3520 |
0.04580 |
179 |
129 |
37 |
13 |
463 |
… what was the question again? |
1.3518 |
0.04374 |
199 |
144 |
40 |
15 |
464 |
Our lab coat sizes ARE too big! |
1.3516 |
0.04593 |
182 |
132 |
36 |
14 |
465 |
Cripes! I forgot what problem I was working on. |
1.3515 |
0.04550 |
202 |
150 |
33 |
19 |
466 |
I’m putting together the instructions for IKEA furniture assembly. |
1.3512 |
0.04338 |
205 |
149 |
40 |
16 |
467 |
More chalk. |
1.3512 |
0.04399 |
168 |
117 |
43 |
8 |
468 |
Take that AI! |
1.3510 |
0.05078 |
151 |
110 |
29 |
12 |
469 |
Yep! DeSantis IS Trump... |
1.3508 |
0.04376 |
191 |
137 |
41 |
13 |
470 |
Why don’t those #%*# mathematicians ever erase the board! |
1.3508 |
0.04561 |
191 |
140 |
35 |
16 |
471 |
You know, there's an app for that |
1.3506 |
0.04945 |
174 |
130 |
27 |
17 |
472 |
This is how you unsubscribe to a streaming platform. |
1.3505 |
0.04685 |
194 |
145 |
30 |
19 |
473 |
It works out. I’ll have the pastrami. |
1.3500 |
0.04469 |
200 |
147 |
36 |
17 |
474 |
You can stop now. We gave him the twenty percent tip. |
1.3497 |
0.04765 |
183 |
136 |
30 |
17 |
475 |
By Jackson Pollack". Who knew |
1.3491 |
0.04612 |
169 |
121 |
37 |
11 |
476 |
According to this, it does make sense to file jointly. |
1.3488 |
0.04704 |
172 |
125 |
34 |
13 |
477 |
I've got it figured out. Donald Trump is a moron. |
1.3488 |
0.05185 |
172 |
132 |
20 |
20 |
478 |
I've got it! You do the Hokey Pokey first, and THEN you turn yourself around! |
1.3488 |
0.04557 |
172 |
123 |
38 |
11 |
479 |
My findings show that it takes about 45 minutes to fill the entire chalkboard. |
1.3481 |
0.04537 |
181 |
131 |
37 |
13 |
480 |
Hold on, I’m just resetting my password. |
1.3476 |
0.04312 |
210 |
154 |
39 |
17 |
481 |
I was right. Time plus tragedy equals comedy. |
1.3476 |
0.04499 |
187 |
136 |
37 |
14 |
482 |
One more blackboard and I've got tenure! |
1.3476 |
0.04435 |
187 |
135 |
39 |
13 |
483 |
Great news—I found my Netflix password! |
1.3476 |
0.04705 |
164 |
118 |
35 |
11 |
484 |
It's simple, really. |
1.3473 |
0.04724 |
167 |
121 |
34 |
12 |
485 |
Occam! So glad you're here! |
1.3471 |
0.04812 |
170 |
125 |
31 |
14 |
486 |
I only need one more blackboard to finish!!! |
1.3469 |
0.04412 |
196 |
143 |
38 |
15 |
487 |
Can you take a quick look at this? Something's not right. |
1.3468 |
0.04822 |
173 |
128 |
30 |
15 |
488 |
Did you bring a calculator? |
1.3468 |
0.04307 |
173 |
121 |
44 |
8 |
489 |
I figured out how to cancel my Amazon Prime subscription! |
1.3467 |
0.04592 |
199 |
149 |
31 |
19 |
490 |
It's like a Pollock but with math! |
1.3466 |
0.04481 |
176 |
126 |
39 |
11 |
491 |
Your guess is as good as mine. |
1.3462 |
0.04516 |
182 |
132 |
37 |
13 |
492 |
I solved it!!!! The answer is indeed 42 |
1.3462 |
0.04783 |
156 |
112 |
34 |
10 |
493 |
I’d like to see AI do this! |
1.3456 |
0.05258 |
136 |
99 |
27 |
10 |
494 |
Close enough for government work. |
1.3455 |
0.04491 |
191 |
140 |
36 |
15 |
495 |
I've finally figured out how to exit an Ikea store! |
1.3455 |
0.04837 |
165 |
121 |
31 |
13 |
496 |
It's absolute nonsense...I just want to prank the new janitor after he washes it off. |
1.3455 |
0.04682 |
165 |
119 |
35 |
11 |
497 |
I swear. It comes out to 42. |
1.3454 |
0.04618 |
194 |
145 |
31 |
18 |
498 |
You're just in time to help me find my error! |
1.3453 |
0.05178 |
139 |
101 |
28 |
10 |
499 |
Look what the custodian came up with. |
1.3451 |
0.05002 |
142 |
102 |
31 |
9 |
500 |
I finally know why six is afraid of seven!" |
1.3448 |
0.04798 |
174 |
129 |
30 |
15 |
501 |
Umm, what was I doing? |
1.3441 |
0.04379 |
186 |
134 |
40 |
12 |
502 |
Oh! Welcome back! I only made a few tiny changes.... |
1.3441 |
0.04637 |
186 |
138 |
32 |
16 |
503 |
You do realize it was a rhetorical question? |
1.3439 |
0.04842 |
157 |
114 |
32 |
11 |
504 |
I’m not familiar with this abridged version. |
1.3439 |
0.04757 |
157 |
113 |
34 |
10 |
505 |
Take all of the X's out. Elon Musk is willing to buy them all. |
1.3439 |
0.04459 |
189 |
138 |
37 |
14 |
506 |
OK, now tell it to me like I am a five year-old. |
1.3434 |
0.04490 |
198 |
147 |
34 |
17 |
507 |
I figured out how we can get Taylor Swift tickets. |
1.3434 |
0.04579 |
166 |
119 |
37 |
10 |
508 |
Never mind? What do you mean, "never mind". |
1.3432 |
0.04825 |
169 |
125 |
30 |
14 |
509 |
Based on my calculations, we do not have to leave a 25% tip for every coffee. |
1.3432 |
0.04523 |
169 |
121 |
38 |
10 |
510 |
I've figured out how Bitcoin works! |
1.3430 |
0.04470 |
172 |
123 |
39 |
10 |
511 |
An intern just solved it with chat GPT |
1.3430 |
0.04692 |
172 |
126 |
33 |
13 |
512 |
I think I've figured out why we're using so much chalk. |
1.3424 |
0.04408 |
184 |
133 |
39 |
12 |
513 |
Your calculations were spot-on, Winslow - the hokey pokey IS what it's all about! |
1.3423 |
0.05108 |
149 |
110 |
27 |
12 |
514 |
You wouldn’t happen to have calculator? |
1.3421 |
0.04949 |
152 |
111 |
30 |
11 |
515 |
I don’t know what the answer is, but it’s not x. |
1.3419 |
0.05050 |
155 |
115 |
27 |
13 |
516 |
Hey are you using this? |
1.3418 |
0.04816 |
158 |
115 |
32 |
11 |
517 |
Unbelievable! It works out that women's salaries really are unequal to men's. |
1.3416 |
0.05070 |
161 |
121 |
25 |
15 |
518 |
I write on the board until I hear everyone snoring, then I sneak out to have lunch. |
1.3416 |
0.04502 |
161 |
114 |
39 |
8 |
519 |
I figure out how to bend the fabric of space. Now we can finally erase the top of this blackboard. |
1.3415 |
0.04613 |
164 |
118 |
36 |
10 |
520 |
Don't tell me! |
1.3412 |
0.04578 |
170 |
123 |
36 |
11 |
521 |
Can you check this for me? |
1.3408 |
0.04489 |
179 |
130 |
37 |
12 |
522 |
sometimes I think you’re just creating problems for yourself. |
1.3407 |
0.04704 |
182 |
136 |
30 |
16 |
523 |
and that gives us the optimal number of streaming service subscriptions |
1.3407 |
0.04506 |
182 |
133 |
36 |
13 |
524 |
See. I told you. |
1.3405 |
0.04455 |
185 |
135 |
37 |
13 |
525 |
Oh good, you found more chalk! |
1.3404 |
0.05214 |
141 |
104 |
26 |
11 |
526 |
E=MC squared my ass! |
1.3395 |
0.04729 |
162 |
118 |
33 |
11 |
527 |
The Nobel Prize for intellectually intimidating gibberish is all mine. |
1.3394 |
0.04748 |
165 |
121 |
32 |
12 |
528 |
Well I'll be. I do exist! |
1.3393 |
0.04533 |
168 |
121 |
37 |
10 |
529 |
It says, no matter how you figure it, we're doomed. |
1.3391 |
0.04501 |
174 |
126 |
37 |
11 |
530 |
The cleaning lady finished the proof, but she's been deported! |
1.3390 |
0.04376 |
177 |
127 |
40 |
10 |
531 |
Professor James, do you see that mistake way up, top left, first line? |
1.3389 |
0.04605 |
180 |
133 |
33 |
14 |
532 |
You were right... |
1.3389 |
0.04468 |
180 |
131 |
37 |
12 |
533 |
I think I've managed to simplify the tax code |
1.3388 |
0.04418 |
183 |
133 |
38 |
12 |
534 |
It's not mine. It's from last period's Art class. |
1.3379 |
0.04716 |
145 |
103 |
35 |
7 |
535 |
So the egg did come first. |
1.3376 |
0.04657 |
157 |
113 |
35 |
9 |
536 |
The cat is alive! |
1.3375 |
0.05085 |
160 |
121 |
24 |
15 |
537 |
This is just SO derivative! |
1.3375 |
0.04334 |
160 |
112 |
42 |
6 |
538 |
Honey, you can't see the f(x)=O(g(x)) for the
TREE (function) |
1.3374 |
0.04371 |
163 |
115 |
41 |
7 |
539 |
They gave you the wrong problem! |
1.3373 |
0.04739 |
169 |
125 |
31 |
13 |
540 |
Didn't chatGPT already solve that last week? |
1.3370 |
0.04447 |
181 |
132 |
37 |
12 |
541 |
Eureka! I just figured out which supplementary health insurance plan I should use. |
1.3358 |
0.05396 |
134 |
100 |
23 |
11 |
542 |
You're wearing white too? What are the odds of that? |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
543 |
It's actually quite simple... |
1.3357 |
0.05246 |
143 |
107 |
24 |
12 |
544 |
There does seem to be a relationship but it’s complicated. |
1.3356 |
0.05076 |
146 |
108 |
27 |
11 |
545 |
I lost my place. |
1.3356 |
0.04528 |
149 |
105 |
38 |
6 |
546 |
Quick James! Get me another board before I lose my train of thought |
1.3354 |
0.04968 |
158 |
118 |
27 |
13 |
547 |
And yet my checkbook still doesn’t balance. |
1.3354 |
0.04759 |
164 |
121 |
31 |
12 |
548 |
Turn it upside down! It says BOOBIES! |
1.3354 |
0.04759 |
164 |
121 |
31 |
12 |
549 |
We've proven it! The cost of "free shipping" is included in the price. |
1.3353 |
0.04776 |
167 |
124 |
30 |
13 |
550 |
I predicted you would turn up. |
1.3353 |
0.04543 |
167 |
121 |
36 |
10 |
551 |
I am drawing a blank on this one. |
1.3353 |
0.04924 |
167 |
126 |
26 |
15 |
552 |
Johnson, I think I've determined how airlines price their tickets. |
1.3353 |
0.04932 |
170 |
129 |
25 |
16 |
553 |
Jim, it’s not that complicated. I just don’t love you anymore |
1.3353 |
0.04411 |
170 |
122 |
39 |
9 |
554 |
I forgot the question. |
1.3353 |
0.04436 |
173 |
125 |
38 |
10 |
555 |
I've discovered a method for understanding New Yorker cartoons! |
1.3333 |
0.04676 |
168 |
124 |
32 |
12 |
556 |
I've discovered that I need more chalk. |
1.3333 |
0.04378 |
162 |
115 |
40 |
7 |
557 |
Just in time, did you bring the pi? |
1.3333 |
0.04679 |
186 |
141 |
28 |
17 |
558 |
Once you get tenure, you can stand around doodling all day, and everyone just assumes they can’t understand your brilliance! |
1.3333 |
0.04812 |
165 |
123 |
29 |
13 |
559 |
Well, it’s about time!
I mean, how long does someone need to wait to get a calculator around here? |
1.3333 |
0.04521 |
168 |
122 |
36 |
10 |
560 |
But this is only my opinion. |
1.3333 |
0.04755 |
156 |
114 |
32 |
10 |
561 |
I made a few corrections to your calculations. |
1.3333 |
0.04876 |
162 |
121 |
28 |
13 |
562 |
It will still taste like Coke, just a few less calories. |
1.3333 |
0.04553 |
186 |
139 |
32 |
15 |
563 |
It appears that the janitor was here again last night. |
1.3333 |
0.04676 |
168 |
124 |
32 |
12 |
564 |
The answer seems to be somewhere in-between zero and infinity. |
1.3333 |
0.04521 |
168 |
122 |
36 |
10 |
565 |
Dammit, I was so close! |
1.3333 |
0.04649 |
177 |
132 |
31 |
14 |
566 |
What were we looking for again? |
1.3333 |
0.04415 |
174 |
126 |
38 |
10 |
567 |
What was I trying to prove? |
1.3333 |
0.04437 |
177 |
129 |
37 |
11 |
568 |
You could just ask her to dinner |
1.3333 |
0.04576 |
165 |
120 |
35 |
10 |
569 |
I figured out how to communicate with women! |
1.3333 |
0.05120 |
132 |
96 |
28 |
8 |
570 |
An oversimplified version of United States health care |
1.3333 |
0.05228 |
147 |
111 |
23 |
13 |
571 |
Crap, wrong classroom. |
1.3333 |
0.04954 |
147 |
108 |
29 |
10 |
572 |
I figured out how to split the atom! Now can you help me find my pants? |
1.3316 |
0.04532 |
187 |
140 |
32 |
15 |
573 |
I’m trying to work out which health insurance plan is best for me. |
1.3315 |
0.04386 |
184 |
135 |
37 |
12 |
574 |
I found the calculator !! |
1.3315 |
0.04639 |
181 |
136 |
30 |
15 |
575 |
Turns out we are all doomed. Lunch? |
1.3314 |
0.04683 |
175 |
131 |
30 |
14 |
576 |
I solved it, but now I can't remember the question! |
1.3314 |
0.04683 |
175 |
131 |
30 |
14 |
577 |
Did u remember to return that urgent call from Oppenheimer? |
1.3314 |
0.04445 |
172 |
125 |
37 |
10 |
578 |
I figured out how long a piece of chalk lasts! |
1.3314 |
0.04812 |
172 |
130 |
27 |
15 |
579 |
I did it! I finally finished the seating plan for the wedding! |
1.3314 |
0.04727 |
169 |
126 |
30 |
13 |
580 |
Oh. We knew that. |
1.3314 |
0.04652 |
169 |
125 |
32 |
12 |
581 |
Hi! Welcome to today’s class on determining the probability of Donald Trump appointing himself to the SCOTUS”. |
1.3313 |
0.04834 |
160 |
119 |
29 |
12 |
582 |
Three does equal four! |
1.3312 |
0.04553 |
157 |
113 |
36 |
8 |
583 |
But when am I ever going to use this in real life? |
1.3312 |
0.04966 |
154 |
115 |
27 |
12 |
584 |
Now I just have to do the math. |
1.3311 |
0.05036 |
151 |
113 |
26 |
12 |
585 |
Oh, did I say circumference? I meant diameter." |
1.3311 |
0.05018 |
148 |
110 |
27 |
11 |
586 |
I hope you brought some more Greek letters. |
1.3310 |
0.05454 |
145 |
112 |
18 |
15 |
587 |
You may be overqualified to teach wood shop. |
1.3310 |
0.05166 |
142 |
106 |
25 |
11 |
588 |
We still can’t retire! |
1.3310 |
0.04969 |
142 |
104 |
29 |
9 |
589 |
Would you ask your T.A. to text this to me? |
1.3308 |
0.05413 |
133 |
100 |
22 |
11 |
590 |
Behold our new logo! |
1.3308 |
0.05051 |
130 |
94 |
29 |
7 |
591 |
Eureka … Coca Cola’s secret formula! |
1.3307 |
0.05007 |
127 |
91 |
30 |
6 |
592 |
The new algorithm for the Admissions Department is ready. |
1.3299 |
0.04365 |
197 |
147 |
35 |
15 |
593 |
I’ve done it! I discovered the perfect unforgettable password! |
1.3297 |
0.04433 |
185 |
137 |
35 |
13 |
594 |
Did you bring the eraser? I found a mistake. |
1.3296 |
0.04395 |
179 |
131 |
37 |
11 |
595 |
Well that figures! |
1.3295 |
0.04717 |
173 |
130 |
29 |
14 |
596 |
Let’s just go with 2% |
1.3295 |
0.04858 |
173 |
132 |
25 |
16 |
597 |
Pardon me Professor, but you seem to have run out of space time. |
1.3294 |
0.04629 |
170 |
126 |
32 |
12 |
598 |
I actually have no idea what I’m doing! |
1.3294 |
0.04703 |
170 |
127 |
30 |
13 |
599 |
Smith, where's my step stool? I've almost cracked it. |
1.3293 |
0.04530 |
167 |
122 |
35 |
10 |
600 |
This is where I flip a coin. |
1.3292 |
0.04297 |
161 |
114 |
41 |
6 |
601 |
All right now Mr. Hunting, it’s time you got back to mopping the floor. |
1.3292 |
0.05045 |
161 |
123 |
23 |
15 |
602 |
The answer, my friend, IS blowin’ in the wind. |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
603 |
I finally figured out my Netflix password! |
1.3291 |
0.04704 |
158 |
116 |
32 |
10 |
604 |
yeah, I can’t figure it out either |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
605 |
Sorry, Professor, the first number was supposed to be 12, not 21. My bad |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
606 |
Oh, I'm just calculating the interest on my student loan. |
1.3289 |
0.05094 |
152 |
115 |
24 |
13 |
607 |
Eureka! Our new admissions formula! |
1.3289 |
0.05179 |
152 |
116 |
22 |
14 |
608 |
Stop! Someone from the New Yorker caption contest just sent in the correct answer. |
1.3289 |
0.05179 |
152 |
116 |
22 |
14 |
609 |
It’s not looking good for the Mets. |
1.3289 |
0.04989 |
149 |
111 |
27 |
11 |
610 |
This is so brilliantly complex that even I don’t know what it proves! |
1.3289 |
0.04989 |
149 |
111 |
27 |
11 |
611 |
Quick,....the fly swatter! I think I found the mistake. |
1.3289 |
0.04989 |
149 |
111 |
27 |
11 |
612 |
I did it! I found the formula to get Taylor Swift tickets! |
1.3287 |
0.04839 |
143 |
104 |
31 |
8 |
613 |
Chalk…I said I need more chalk. |
1.3285 |
0.04760 |
137 |
98 |
33 |
6 |
614 |
NAILED IT!! |
1.3284 |
0.05378 |
134 |
101 |
22 |
11 |
615 |
I need five more minutes!! I think I'm finally onto something. |
1.3282 |
0.04145 |
195 |
142 |
42 |
11 |
616 |
I'm this close to an ethics standard for the justices. |
1.3282 |
0.04208 |
195 |
143 |
40 |
12 |
617 |
You sure you don't want to use your birthdate as your password like everyone else? |
1.3279 |
0.04529 |
183 |
137 |
32 |
14 |
618 |
Great news! I owe no taxes this year! |
1.3277 |
0.04497 |
177 |
131 |
34 |
12 |
619 |
I got it! If you press 3, then 1, 7, 2, you get a live agent! |
1.3276 |
0.04477 |
174 |
128 |
35 |
11 |
620 |
I finally figured out the health insurance co-pay! |
1.3275 |
0.04753 |
171 |
129 |
28 |
14 |
621 |
More chalk! For God's sake, man! More chalk! |
1.3275 |
0.04753 |
171 |
129 |
28 |
14 |
622 |
Larry, welcome back. Here's how I would tweak your cartoon caption. |
1.3275 |
0.04895 |
171 |
131 |
24 |
16 |
623 |
I learned it watching Oppenheimer. |
1.3274 |
0.04427 |
168 |
122 |
37 |
9 |
624 |
Now you tell me I don’t have to show my work? |
1.3272 |
0.04620 |
162 |
119 |
33 |
10 |
625 |
We undertipped. |
1.3270 |
0.04763 |
159 |
118 |
30 |
11 |
626 |
Wait! Don’t tell me. |
1.3270 |
0.04927 |
159 |
120 |
26 |
13 |
627 |
You see! The Mets still have a chance to make the playoffs. |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
628 |
Per your instructions, I just relayed to a caller that you were too deep in thought to take any calls. He said he was from some Committee in Sweden. |
1.3268 |
0.04804 |
153 |
113 |
30 |
10 |
629 |
Come on George, it’s time for your medication. |
1.3267 |
0.04777 |
150 |
110 |
31 |
9 |
630 |
Oppenheimer ! HELP ! |
1.3264 |
0.04911 |
144 |
106 |
29 |
9 |
631 |
It's a test of their insight. Solve the equation, get an A. Ask how I wrote in the top corners, get an A+. |
1.3261 |
0.05159 |
138 |
103 |
25 |
10 |
632 |
NOW it makes sense. |
1.3261 |
0.04950 |
138 |
101 |
29 |
8 |
633 |
You were right, the password was case sensitive. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
634 |
Hey. When you're done in here, the toilet's clogged again. |
1.3253 |
0.04925 |
166 |
127 |
24 |
15 |
635 |
Get Albert, quickly |
1.3252 |
0.04512 |
163 |
119 |
35 |
9 |
636 |
Bonus points if you find the picture of my cat. |
1.3247 |
0.04865 |
154 |
115 |
28 |
11 |
637 |
You made me lose my place. Now I have to start over! |
1.3245 |
0.04842 |
151 |
112 |
29 |
10 |
638 |
Carry the two. |
1.3245 |
0.04560 |
151 |
109 |
35 |
7 |
639 |
Tim don't worry about it. We figured out how to get the printer to work. |
1.3245 |
0.05021 |
151 |
114 |
25 |
12 |
640 |
I figured out why my chalk is shrinking! |
1.3245 |
0.04750 |
151 |
111 |
31 |
9 |
641 |
What’s that? You’ve got class in 10 and I have to erase everything? |
1.3243 |
0.04416 |
148 |
105 |
38 |
5 |
642 |
Almost restored, just need to add your 'DO NOT ERASE' note. |
1.3241 |
0.04783 |
145 |
106 |
31 |
8 |
643 |
That’s the permanent marker Lou |
1.3241 |
0.05260 |
145 |
111 |
21 |
13 |
644 |
Well, it’s about time! No, really, it’s about time. |
1.3241 |
0.04882 |
145 |
107 |
29 |
9 |
645 |
It resolves to a firm 'Maybe'. |
1.3239 |
0.05052 |
142 |
106 |
26 |
10 |
646 |
Give me a number, any number. |
1.3237 |
0.04920 |
139 |
102 |
29 |
8 |
647 |
At last: the proof. God exists. |
1.3237 |
0.04703 |
139 |
100 |
33 |
6 |
648 |
I don't trust the cloud. |
1.3237 |
0.05025 |
139 |
103 |
27 |
9 |
649 |
You were right, I overtipped. |
1.3237 |
0.04633 |
173 |
130 |
30 |
13 |
650 |
Got a second for a quick question? |
1.3235 |
0.04764 |
170 |
129 |
27 |
14 |
651 |
I can explain |
1.3235 |
0.04882 |
136 |
99 |
30 |
7 |
652 |
When I said "Show your work" I didn't think you'd take it literally. |
1.3235 |
0.05101 |
136 |
101 |
26 |
9 |
653 |
Oh crap! I forgot to carry the 1. |
1.3235 |
0.05310 |
136 |
103 |
22 |
11 |
654 |
Did you remember the eraser? |
1.3234 |
0.04516 |
167 |
123 |
34 |
10 |
655 |
The real mystery of the universe is how I reached the top of the blackboard. |
1.3233 |
0.05068 |
133 |
98 |
27 |
8 |
656 |
The conclusion will clearly show how the higher the number of indictments substantially increases the ratings in this presidential race. |
1.3232 |
0.04733 |
164 |
123 |
29 |
12 |
657 |
I KNEW I got ripped off on the lunch tab today! |
1.3230 |
0.04371 |
161 |
116 |
38 |
7 |
658 |
At last! I’ve proven that this problem has no solution! |
1.3228 |
0.04689 |
158 |
117 |
31 |
10 |
659 |
Thank God you're here -- I can never remember: is it half the sum of the sines or half the sine of the sum? |
1.3226 |
0.04751 |
155 |
115 |
30 |
10 |
660 |
Remember to carry the seven |
1.3224 |
0.04383 |
183 |
136 |
35 |
12 |
661 |
If my figures are correct, America does indeed run on Dunkin'. |
1.3224 |
0.04992 |
152 |
115 |
25 |
12 |
662 |
Still can’t find my keys |
1.3224 |
0.04992 |
152 |
115 |
25 |
12 |
663 |
Got it! The answer is 1. |
1.3220 |
0.04694 |
177 |
135 |
27 |
15 |
664 |
If it doesn't work, we can hang it at MOMA! |
1.3219 |
0.04655 |
146 |
106 |
33 |
7 |
665 |
Silly me. I forgot to carry the one |
1.3218 |
0.04610 |
174 |
131 |
30 |
13 |
666 |
It's amazing how everything needed to destroy the world fits right onto this blackboard. |
1.3217 |
0.04613 |
143 |
103 |
34 |
6 |
667 |
I've done it! I've created the most cryptic wifi password! |
1.3216 |
0.04440 |
171 |
126 |
35 |
10 |
668 |
Bring in the gifted 2nd graders! |
1.3214 |
0.05096 |
140 |
105 |
25 |
10 |
669 |
I got it Bob. Your luggage is in Milwaukee! |
1.3214 |
0.04874 |
168 |
129 |
24 |
15 |
670 |
Eureka! Finally a formula to estimate the density of Ron DeSantis!!! |
1.3212 |
0.04740 |
137 |
99 |
32 |
6 |
671 |
No, it's not the Riemann Hypothesis. It's how to get Taylor Swift tickets. |
1.3210 |
0.04927 |
162 |
124 |
24 |
14 |
672 |
So here’s the gist of the problem. |
1.3210 |
0.04521 |
162 |
119 |
34 |
9 |
673 |
I've proven something about chalk. |
1.3209 |
0.04923 |
134 |
98 |
29 |
7 |
674 |
Somebody forgot to carry the one! |
1.3209 |
0.05146 |
134 |
100 |
25 |
9 |
675 |
My last password was too easy to guess. |
1.3208 |
0.04831 |
159 |
120 |
27 |
12 |
676 |
I can't find my X ! |
1.3208 |
0.04309 |
159 |
114 |
39 |
6 |
677 |
Behold! Incontrovertible proof that 'It is what it is.' |
1.3206 |
0.05227 |
131 |
98 |
24 |
9 |
678 |
I’ve discovered it! The formula proving that calculus is a waste of time! |
1.3205 |
0.05144 |
156 |
121 |
20 |
15 |
679 |
Thank God you're here! Do you have any idea what these squiggly lines mean? |
1.3205 |
0.04725 |
156 |
116 |
30 |
10 |
680 |
Carl . . . can you tell me what we were trying figure out? |
1.3203 |
0.04788 |
153 |
114 |
29 |
10 |
681 |
According to these calculations, it would take one whole box of chalk to fill a board this size with random math symbols. |
1.3203 |
0.04697 |
153 |
113 |
31 |
9 |
682 |
Guess what? The secret to happiness is money. |
1.3203 |
0.04788 |
153 |
114 |
29 |
10 |
683 |
This chalk is AMAZING! |
1.3200 |
0.05034 |
150 |
114 |
24 |
12 |
684 |
Okay, here’s your proof—one is the loneliest number! |
1.3200 |
0.04568 |
150 |
109 |
34 |
7 |
685 |
Can we just split the bill? |
1.3200 |
0.05294 |
150 |
117 |
18 |
15 |
686 |
I still can’t figure out how to properly fold a fitted sheet! |
1.3200 |
0.04728 |
175 |
134 |
26 |
15 |
687 |
Ok, I figured out how much I owe you for lunch, unless, of course, you tipped on the pre-tax total. |
1.3197 |
0.05107 |
147 |
112 |
23 |
12 |
688 |
It just doesn’t add up. |
1.3197 |
0.05109 |
122 |
89 |
27 |
6 |
689 |
Well,there you have it,the egg came first |
1.3197 |
0.04837 |
122 |
87 |
31 |
4 |
690 |
Oh, good. You're just in time to check my math! |
1.3197 |
0.04975 |
122 |
88 |
29 |
5 |
691 |
Professor Al Gebra, you’re just the man I wanted to see. I’m trying to come up with a name for this thing I’ve created. |
1.3194 |
0.04479 |
144 |
103 |
36 |
5 |
692 |
I finally figured out why I'm still single. |
1.3193 |
0.04605 |
166 |
124 |
31 |
11 |
693 |
No, it's not my work. It's the new guy's--you know, the one with the REALLY long arms. |
1.3193 |
0.04837 |
166 |
127 |
25 |
14 |
694 |
I’m off on another tangent. |
1.3191 |
0.04964 |
141 |
105 |
27 |
9 |
695 |
I forgot. What does X stand for? |
1.3190 |
0.04977 |
163 |
126 |
22 |
15 |
696 |
I hope you don't mind, but I've made a few revisions. |
1.3190 |
0.04743 |
163 |
123 |
28 |
12 |
697 |
I've calculated our heath insurance co-pay! |
1.3190 |
0.04822 |
163 |
124 |
26 |
13 |
698 |
Wait! It has to be right here in front of me! |
1.3190 |
0.04326 |
163 |
118 |
38 |
7 |
699 |
I need the ladder again |
1.3190 |
0.04581 |
163 |
121 |
32 |
10 |
700 |
I've finally figured out the perfect starting word for Wordle! |
1.3188 |
0.04553 |
160 |
118 |
33 |
9 |
701 |
Hey, what's 2 times 8? |
1.3187 |
0.04321 |
182 |
135 |
36 |
11 |
702 |
Yes! Everything IS everywhere, all at once. |
1.3185 |
0.04893 |
135 |
99 |
29 |
7 |
703 |
The chicken did cross the road first. |
1.3185 |
0.04893 |
135 |
99 |
29 |
7 |
704 |
Eureka! I predicted your arrival and here you are. |
1.3185 |
0.04522 |
157 |
115 |
34 |
8 |
705 |
I solved it,now if could only recall the problem. |
1.3185 |
0.04870 |
157 |
119 |
26 |
12 |
706 |
Don't laugh. |
1.3182 |
0.05303 |
132 |
100 |
22 |
10 |
707 |
The Nobel Committee was unimpressed, but you've been named Man of the Year by the American Chalk Manufacturers Association. |
1.3182 |
0.04936 |
154 |
117 |
25 |
12 |
708 |
I used to be taller. |
1.3182 |
0.04420 |
176 |
131 |
34 |
11 |
709 |
The devil is in the details. |
1.3182 |
0.04848 |
132 |
96 |
30 |
6 |
710 |
Robert, nothing is going to explode if you stop for lunch! |
1.3178 |
0.05160 |
129 |
96 |
25 |
8 |
711 |
Actually I think we’ll just go with what you originally suggested. |
1.3176 |
0.04289 |
170 |
124 |
38 |
8 |
712 |
What do you know - time equals money! |
1.3176 |
0.04798 |
148 |
110 |
29 |
9 |
713 |
Does this make me look smart? |
1.3176 |
0.04892 |
148 |
111 |
27 |
10 |
714 |
I've just proven that life IS meaningless! |
1.3174 |
0.04659 |
167 |
126 |
29 |
12 |
715 |
Oh great! NOW you offer to help. |
1.3174 |
0.04581 |
167 |
125 |
31 |
11 |
716 |
Yes, apparently it *is* trivial. |
1.3171 |
0.04035 |
164 |
116 |
44 |
4 |
717 |
I’m out of Greek letters. Let’s start using emojis. |
1.3169 |
0.04934 |
142 |
106 |
27 |
9 |
718 |
Have you figured out why I should get paid less than you? |
1.3169 |
0.04934 |
142 |
106 |
27 |
9 |
719 |
Call the press! I solved the GOP-for-Trump enigma. |
1.3165 |
0.05109 |
139 |
105 |
24 |
10 |
720 |
Neil! After decades of research and frustration, I have discovered why I have two eyes on one side of my face! |
1.3165 |
0.05006 |
139 |
104 |
26 |
9 |
721 |
I'm going to get a refund! |
1.3165 |
0.05006 |
139 |
104 |
26 |
9 |
722 |
Either we exist or we don't. It's as simple as that. |
1.3165 |
0.04586 |
158 |
117 |
32 |
9 |
723 |
Hold Everything! It turns out we should watch Oppenheimer and THEN Barbie. |
1.3162 |
0.05081 |
136 |
102 |
25 |
9 |
724 |
Good, you’re back. I was just leaving you a note. |
1.3161 |
0.04822 |
155 |
117 |
27 |
11 |
725 |
I’ve solved it!! As it turns out, a bird in the hand is actually worth 2.75392 in the bush!! |
1.3161 |
0.04450 |
174 |
130 |
33 |
11 |
726 |
I understand my hospital bill! |
1.3158 |
0.05048 |
133 |
99 |
26 |
8 |
727 |
I finally found how to reach a live person at my health insurer. |
1.3158 |
0.04613 |
152 |
112 |
32 |
8 |
728 |
Professor, student council has the board in 10 for tic tac toe night. |
1.3155 |
0.04712 |
168 |
128 |
27 |
13 |
729 |
Sorry, Professor- you've run out of space AND time!" |
1.3154 |
0.04864 |
149 |
112 |
27 |
10 |
730 |
I've finally proven that a Baker's Dozen is thirteen! |
1.3152 |
0.04694 |
165 |
125 |
28 |
12 |
731 |
It's my son's Algebra homework. |
1.3152 |
0.04924 |
165 |
128 |
22 |
15 |
732 |
It explains why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle. |
1.3151 |
0.04737 |
146 |
108 |
30 |
8 |
733 |
So you realized we get quite a lot done within the box?! |
1.3151 |
0.04636 |
146 |
107 |
32 |
7 |
734 |
Sorry, I went off on a tangent. |
1.3151 |
0.04636 |
146 |
107 |
32 |
7 |
735 |
All I asked you was if you were going to see Barbie or Oppenheimer first |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
736 |
I know where lost socks go! |
1.3145 |
0.04816 |
159 |
121 |
26 |
12 |
737 |
I Googled it and it's 3.1416. |
1.3143 |
0.04975 |
140 |
105 |
26 |
9 |
738 |
Turns out, my mother was right all along! |
1.3141 |
0.04881 |
156 |
119 |
25 |
12 |
739 |
If you need to use the wifi this is the password. |
1.3141 |
0.05048 |
156 |
121 |
21 |
14 |
740 |
You can stop. We figured out the code to the bathroom. |
1.3141 |
0.04620 |
156 |
116 |
31 |
9 |
741 |
At last! I’ve proven that my theory is wrong! I can finally retire! |
1.3140 |
0.05382 |
121 |
91 |
22 |
8 |
742 |
I give up. Where’s Waldo? |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
743 |
I think I skipped a step... |
1.3137 |
0.04771 |
153 |
115 |
28 |
10 |
744 |
Did you remember to bring the ladder? |
1.3136 |
0.04762 |
169 |
130 |
25 |
14 |
745 |
Tell the President I’m sorry, but there’s no way the Inflation Reduction Act will actually reduce inflation. |
1.3136 |
0.04376 |
169 |
125 |
35 |
9 |
746 |
Love is the answer! |
1.3134 |
0.05126 |
134 |
101 |
24 |
9 |
747 |
Did you bring the decimal point ? |
1.3134 |
0.05235 |
134 |
102 |
22 |
10 |
748 |
ChatGPT not working again? |
1.3134 |
0.05126 |
134 |
101 |
24 |
9 |
749 |
Hey, I just need you to quickly proofread this. |
1.3134 |
0.04903 |
134 |
99 |
28 |
7 |
750 |
Are you still trying to figure out how Trump got elected?? |
1.3133 |
0.05106 |
150 |
116 |
21 |
13 |
751 |
Quick! Do you have any more chalk?!?! |
1.3133 |
0.04743 |
150 |
112 |
29 |
9 |
752 |
Turns out that 2+2 does equal 4. |
1.3133 |
0.04743 |
150 |
112 |
29 |
9 |
753 |
One is the loneliest number. |
1.3133 |
0.04743 |
150 |
112 |
29 |
9 |
754 |
I already explained it you, Jeff is my godmother's second cousin once removed and yea, we have to go to the wedding. |
1.3129 |
0.04710 |
147 |
109 |
30 |
8 |
755 |
I'll be damned, it is 42. |
1.3129 |
0.05039 |
163 |
128 |
19 |
16 |
756 |
I'm still pretending this makes sense. |
1.3125 |
0.04707 |
160 |
121 |
28 |
11 |
757 |
The “x” doesn’t belong there. |
1.3125 |
0.04673 |
128 |
92 |
32 |
4 |
758 |
I got it! Six pepperoni's per slice is ideal. |
1.3125 |
0.04929 |
128 |
94 |
28 |
6 |
759 |
If I’m right, I’ve figured out why it so hard to find two matching socks! |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
760 |
Be right there, just updating my password. |
1.3121 |
0.04683 |
157 |
118 |
29 |
10 |
761 |
I know how we can save 15% on car insurance. |
1.3121 |
0.04736 |
141 |
104 |
30 |
7 |
762 |
Damn. I usually get it in 3. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
763 |
Have you seen my Occam's Eraser? |
1.3117 |
0.04833 |
154 |
117 |
26 |
11 |
764 |
I've done it! The new Twitter logo. |
1.3117 |
0.05006 |
154 |
119 |
22 |
13 |
765 |
You haven’t started yet, have you? I know I said solve for Y, but I meant solve for X. |
1.3117 |
0.04745 |
154 |
116 |
28 |
10 |
766 |
Didn't realize the formula for Chris Christie's path to the presidency was quite this complicated. |
1.3113 |
0.04716 |
151 |
113 |
29 |
9 |
767 |
I’m afraid the answer is now hopelessly out of reach. |
1.3113 |
0.04809 |
151 |
114 |
27 |
10 |
768 |
Stanley! I Figured You'd Be Here! |
1.3111 |
0.04546 |
180 |
138 |
28 |
14 |
769 |
They found your laptop. It was in the break room. |
1.3109 |
0.05436 |
119 |
90 |
21 |
8 |
770 |
Who'd have thought? |
1.3109 |
0.04884 |
119 |
86 |
29 |
4 |
771 |
You were right--it zeros out. |
1.3108 |
0.04780 |
148 |
111 |
28 |
9 |
772 |
At last! Proof that two plus two equals four! |
1.3106 |
0.04682 |
161 |
122 |
28 |
11 |
773 |
I hope you brought more chalk! |
1.3103 |
0.04644 |
145 |
107 |
31 |
7 |
774 |
Get me a ladder. I see my mistake. |
1.3103 |
0.04644 |
145 |
107 |
31 |
7 |
775 |
I’ve found the solution… there is no solution. |
1.3103 |
0.05395 |
116 |
87 |
22 |
7 |
776 |
I’ve figured out how to save on my cable bill. |
1.3103 |
0.04644 |
145 |
107 |
31 |
7 |
777 |
Your pi is ready. |
1.3099 |
0.04812 |
142 |
106 |
28 |
8 |
778 |
Now I can get tenure! |
1.3099 |
0.04915 |
142 |
107 |
26 |
9 |
779 |
… equals 2!! |
1.3099 |
0.05016 |
142 |
108 |
24 |
10 |
780 |
Apparently this only works if you substitute "Twitter" for "x" |
1.3097 |
0.04892 |
155 |
119 |
24 |
12 |
781 |
Prepare to be blown away. Literally. |
1.3095 |
0.05098 |
126 |
94 |
25 |
7 |
782 |
This corner is correct, the rest of this is mumbo jumbo. |
1.3095 |
0.05221 |
126 |
95 |
23 |
8 |
783 |
Oh, ChatGBT already gave us the answer! |
1.3095 |
0.05797 |
126 |
100 |
13 |
13 |
784 |
Did you find Waldo yet??? |
1.3094 |
0.04773 |
139 |
103 |
29 |
7 |
785 |
Wait…what was the question? |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
786 |
Are you the one who ordered the eraser? |
1.3094 |
0.04662 |
139 |
102 |
31 |
6 |
787 |
Ugh! It comes out to ZERO. All that work for nothing! |
1.3092 |
0.04781 |
152 |
115 |
27 |
10 |
788 |
I’m really close, I swear |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
789 |
Hey, so it looks like splitting the dinner bill evenly *was* fair! |
1.3088 |
0.05272 |
136 |
105 |
20 |
11 |
790 |
It all made sense yesterday. |
1.3086 |
0.04225 |
162 |
118 |
38 |
6 |
791 |
It's as easy as pi. |
1.3086 |
0.04703 |
175 |
136 |
24 |
15 |
792 |
I figured out our lunch order. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
793 |
Find me that janitor to check this. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
794 |
I heard there was pi |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
795 |
At last! The perfect tipping app! |
1.3082 |
0.04514 |
146 |
107 |
33 |
6 |
796 |
It's your turn to do the dishes, and I can prove it. |
1.3082 |
0.04817 |
146 |
110 |
27 |
9 |
797 |
Rub it out, some 12 year old just disproved it. |
1.3082 |
0.04717 |
159 |
121 |
27 |
11 |
798 |
And this is just the WiFi password. |
1.3081 |
0.04248 |
185 |
139 |
35 |
11 |
799 |
one sec. don't want to lose my place. |
1.3077 |
0.04512 |
156 |
116 |
32 |
8 |
800 |
Chalk! I need more chalk!! |
1.3077 |
0.05333 |
130 |
100 |
20 |
10 |
801 |
Hey! Just found the solution online! |
1.3077 |
0.04821 |
169 |
132 |
22 |
15 |
802 |
I think it works. I just have to find where I started. |
1.3077 |
0.04885 |
143 |
108 |
26 |
9 |
803 |
See? I can’t be racist. It’s a mathematical impossibility. |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
804 |
If life was only that simple. |
1.3072 |
0.04157 |
166 |
121 |
39 |
6 |
805 |
Elon you can’t name your kid that |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
806 |
You’re just in time to erase this. |
1.3071 |
0.04810 |
127 |
93 |
29 |
5 |
807 |
Just in time. Could you please finish this? |
1.3071 |
0.05304 |
127 |
97 |
21 |
9 |
808 |
‘You can go now. Did you learn your lesson?’ |
1.3071 |
0.05421 |
127 |
98 |
19 |
10 |
809 |
Ha! Look at your face! No idea what this is, just wanted to freak you out. Let's go to lunch. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
810 |
Alfred, it's medication time. |
1.3067 |
0.04819 |
150 |
114 |
26 |
10 |
811 |
Trying to figure out where the semi colon goes |
1.3067 |
0.04725 |
150 |
113 |
28 |
9 |
812 |
I’ve done it! Fermat’s last theorem is equal to two sticks of chalk! |
1.3066 |
0.05029 |
137 |
104 |
24 |
9 |
813 |
Now the final answer is zero. |
1.3061 |
0.04383 |
147 |
107 |
35 |
5 |
814 |
Thank goodness. Fresh chalk! |
1.3060 |
0.04881 |
134 |
100 |
27 |
7 |
815 |
You can tell Jason I finally finished his homework! |
1.3059 |
0.04573 |
170 |
130 |
28 |
12 |
816 |
Come on! Just divide by zero already! |
1.3057 |
0.04666 |
157 |
119 |
28 |
10 |
817 |
Come on in! I'm trying to decide where to put "divide this result by zero" so we can see how long it takes him to notice it. |
1.3056 |
0.04652 |
144 |
107 |
30 |
7 |
818 |
You’re just in time - I ran out of chalk! |
1.3056 |
0.04856 |
144 |
109 |
26 |
9 |
819 |
Get in here! I found a way to schedule brunch with three people. |
1.3056 |
0.04652 |
144 |
107 |
30 |
7 |
820 |
Why are you writing on my TV? |
1.3053 |
0.05297 |
131 |
101 |
20 |
10 |
821 |
never mind honey, you are right. |
1.3053 |
0.05071 |
131 |
99 |
24 |
8 |
822 |
I think I finally figured out my cellphone plan! |
1.3052 |
0.04637 |
154 |
116 |
29 |
9 |
823 |
Let’s see what the janitor thinks of this one. |
1.3052 |
0.04450 |
154 |
114 |
33 |
7 |
824 |
Fn°-1y® = x2+(¥π§¢^) !!! |
1.3052 |
0.04727 |
154 |
117 |
27 |
10 |
825 |
I was right, a baker's dozen is 13! |
1.3052 |
0.04816 |
154 |
118 |
25 |
11 |
826 |
Eureka! This formula proves that on a high spin cycle socks can enter an interdimensional portal. |
1.3050 |
0.05225 |
141 |
110 |
19 |
12 |
827 |
And therefore, I have run out of chalk. |
1.3050 |
0.04264 |
141 |
101 |
37 |
3 |
828 |
I finally figured it out: we see Barbie first and then Oppenheimer but only after we get dinner. |
1.3046 |
0.04603 |
151 |
113 |
30 |
8 |
829 |
I've done it! I've figured out the formula for how to live the simple life! |
1.3043 |
0.04781 |
138 |
103 |
28 |
7 |
830 |
I figured out women! |
1.3043 |
0.04749 |
161 |
124 |
25 |
12 |
831 |
Forget it. The janitor just finished the problem using his phone and AI. |
1.3043 |
0.05265 |
115 |
86 |
23 |
6 |
832 |
Can you tell Will Hunting to stop mopping the floor and get in here pronto. |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
833 |
It started as a tweet. |
1.3043 |
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I'm trying to figure out the number of mathematicians that have wasted their lives on this problem |
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We’re fucked! |
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I’ve just discovered how to locate missing socks — instead of centimeters, it’s measured in feet. |
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I figured it out... Always choose "Scissors." |
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Good news! I figured out how to split the check. |
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Oh me? Just trying to figure out where it all went wrong. |
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I’ve calculated the end of the world! Turns out it was 7 years ago. |
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Ta da! I've invented graffiti! |
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Oh Dammit - Now where was I? |
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Finally. I can explain why in any load of laundry at least 2 socks won't match! |
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As you can see , the meaning of life couldn’t be clearer |
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I have looked at this for hours and I still can't see the cat on the chair. |
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We’re gonna need a bigger board. |
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How do they expect me to reach infinity on a finite chalkboard? |
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Sorry, I need the board for my next class |
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No matter how many times he proved it mathematically, Susan just wouldn't believe that they were meant to be |
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I hate long division. |
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I figured out how Elon decided on “X”. |
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Turns out it takes TWO apples a day to keep the doctor away! |
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It's proof that I'm not the most annoying person working here. |
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Just what are you trying to prove? |
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I found a typo, call off the launch! |
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It all adds up. |
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According to my calculations, we’re nerds. |
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Look how long this chalk lasts! |
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As many times as I try, I just get π" |
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I have a lecture to give in 15 minutes and I have to figure out how to get this chalk board through the door. |
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Hey, I just proved God does play dice with the universe! |
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Damn! Now I forgot the question. |
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I haven’t a clue either! |
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I can't move my arms! |
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I want to find the person that did this. Start with the basketball team. |
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8 |
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Are you supposed to carry the one? |
1.3014 |
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And ... it turns out that ... the other universal constant is stupidity. |
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Well … obviously … |
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Well, I guess my kids were right: 1+1 is eleven." |
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Good timing…what’s 6 x 4? |
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Did you find an eraser? |
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I figured out our estimated tax payment. |
1.3007 |
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873 |
It's 42! The answer to life, the universe and everything really is 42! |
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14, just like I thought! |
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Mr Oppenheimer, the Lorax wants to speak with you |
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Oh, just same old same old. |
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Can you check this for me before we go to lunch? |
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Bring the ladder back. I see where I made a mistake in the righthand corner. |
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Look! It's so simple after all. |
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As you can see, having only one breadstick and none of the calamari at dinner means my share of the bill should have been $43.24, not $58.62. |
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AHA! It’s not a Big Bang— more like a small thud. |
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The cleaners are here. |
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I’ve definitively proved that you should watch Oppenheimer first, then Barbie |
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You forgot to carry the three. |
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Hayes, I’ve done it! It was the chicken that came first! |
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Great work, but ChatGPT completed this equation 12 hours ago |
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After running all the numbers, I can state with mathematical certainty that the end is nigh! |
1.2993 |
0.04900 |
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8 |
888 |
It’s my new Netflix password. |
1.2993 |
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889 |
Why do you ALWAYS make everything so complicated? |
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The universe finally makes sense… We’d been forgetting to factor in all the missing socks! |
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Ah Professor, you missed a sign. |
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I'm relatively there...give me five more minutes. |
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Look! We can save $3.00 a month on our electric bill! |
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894 |
Is this too long a caption for The New Yorker catroon contest? |
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Yep! We're f*cked! |
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I think I’m on to something, but have one question: What’s 8 times 7? |
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I've finally figured it out, it doesn't make any sense to me either! |
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898 |
Black holes matter. |
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I've done it! ...mathematical proof that the answer actually is "42". |
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You've got rhythm. I've got algorithm. |
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Holy cow! This changes everything! |
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Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the Rubik's Cube. |
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10 |
903 |
Tell Elon that I have solved the equation for X |
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It's the first in my series "MIT Bathroom Graffiti." |
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You could save 20% on your car insurance |
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I'm almost done...what is that sign for "equals"? |
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I am kinda confused after solving the problem I created! |
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8 |
908 |
Bad news. Matt Damon solved it ten minutes ago. |
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I got '2'! What'd you get? |
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I'm afraid it's a little over my head. |
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You told me to show my work! It's on display through August. |
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912 |
Spoiler alert! |
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Watson, come quick! I think I just finalized the coolest new wallpaper for the faculty room - It'll keep 'em busy for hours. |
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Hey, thanks for the effort but we just discovered there was a printing mistake in the question. |
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Finally found a much simpler solution to why the chicken crossed the road. |
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Einstein was right - time is relative!! But you're late. |
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This is brilliant! Mind if I take credit for it? |
1.2971 |
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6 |
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And that proves the election was stolen!! |
1.2971 |
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I figured out why we’re single. |
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Perfect timing... you were right! There are no good candidate options for presidency |
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I checked, and you're right - it is obvious. |
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Did you bring the ladder? I made an error on line one. |
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6 |
923 |
Pepperoni or sausage? |
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8 |
924 |
Remind me- who had the extra breadsticks? |
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7 |
925 |
Would you by any chance have an eraser? |
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8 |
926 |
Go ahead, ask me. The chicken or the egg? |
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5 |
927 |
Professor, it's true! Nine out of Ten Dentists are correct! |
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Wait. I should have used blue chalk?? |
1.2966 |
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6 |
929 |
One 20 inch pizza is a better deal! |
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8 |
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I've just designed the perfect wallpaper for insomniac math majors. |
1.2963 |
0.04940 |
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8 |
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Or you could just use a calculator. |
1.2963 |
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8 |
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Have you solved world peace yet? |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
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8 |
933 |
I've solved it! James will have five apples. |
1.2963 |
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8 |
934 |
Nah, it's an alternate route for the construction on the Cross Bronx. |
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7 |
935 |
I just do this to freak out the new students. |
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You'll need to stand on my shoulders for the next part. |
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937 |
I wanted to get a jump on my taxes this year. |
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7 |
938 |
What time did you say train A left the station? |
1.2960 |
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5 |
939 |
It'll take more than that to pass your tenure review, Frank. Apparently some billionaire just solved for X. |
1.2958 |
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10 |
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I figured out what to order for lunch! |
1.2958 |
0.04557 |
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6 |
941 |
I’ve come to think of it more as a problem than a solution. |
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5 |
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I don't know the solution to this but I got Wordle in 2 today. |
1.2956 |
0.04684 |
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11 |
943 |
Here's the new Wi-Fi password. |
1.2956 |
0.04421 |
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8 |
944 |
Can you believe it? It is 42! |
1.2956 |
0.04768 |
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12 |
945 |
I’ve got it! Now I just need to figure out what. |
1.2955 |
0.05128 |
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9 |
946 |
If your calculations are correct, I still don't make enough money to retire. |
1.2955 |
0.04655 |
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5 |
947 |
“It’s all Greek to me, Dr. Pythagoras.” |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
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25 |
7 |
948 |
I miss the old math. |
1.2953 |
0.04617 |
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8 |
949 |
OK, I am ready to file my taxes. |
1.2953 |
0.04809 |
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24 |
10 |
950 |
So! 1 + 1 is 2! |
1.2953 |
0.04617 |
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8 |
951 |
So, that’s why the chicken crossed the road… |
1.2953 |
0.04518 |
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7 |
952 |
Johnson! Bitcoin. It isn't worth anything! |
1.2951 |
0.05421 |
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9 |
953 |
I said I wanted directions to Jupiter FLORIDA. |
1.2951 |
0.05294 |
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8 |
954 |
Okay, I give up. How many mathematicians DOES it take to screw in a light bulb? |
1.2951 |
0.05421 |
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9 |
955 |
I have a solution to something. |
1.2950 |
0.04504 |
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5 |
956 |
This means something. |
1.2950 |
0.04838 |
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25 |
8 |
957 |
Are you telling me it's not E=MC3? |
1.2946 |
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21 |
6 |
958 |
I'd have had the answer if I'd only written smaller. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
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26 |
6 |
959 |
TurboTax still says $2,383. |
1.2946 |
0.04591 |
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95 |
30 |
4 |
960 |
I left the answer here somewhere. |
1.2945 |
0.04576 |
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110 |
29 |
7 |
961 |
Eureka! I’ve discovered a way the Mets can still make the playoffs. |
1.2945 |
0.04678 |
146 |
111 |
27 |
8 |
962 |
My last password was rejected as too simple. |
1.2945 |
0.04972 |
146 |
114 |
21 |
11 |
963 |
I finally found the right formula of length, novelty, and abstractness for the perfect caption. |
1.2945 |
0.04876 |
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113 |
23 |
10 |
964 |
According to my calculations, you don't arrive until tomorrow. |
1.2941 |
0.04718 |
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25 |
10 |
965 |
You're back. Is my detention over? |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
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20 |
5 |
966 |
Now all I have to do is solve for X. |
1.2941 |
0.04135 |
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112 |
37 |
4 |
967 |
I figured out how to sign up for Obamacare! |
1.2937 |
0.04486 |
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122 |
29 |
9 |
968 |
Bring the ladder, we forgot the 'If'. |
1.2937 |
0.04742 |
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26 |
8 |
969 |
AHA, I've got it! Dial "1" before an 800 number........ |
1.2937 |
0.04742 |
143 |
109 |
26 |
8 |
970 |
This is the answer. You get to guess the question. |
1.2937 |
0.04420 |
143 |
106 |
32 |
5 |
971 |
I've finally proven it! Two plus two DOES equal four. |
1.2937 |
0.05412 |
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99 |
17 |
10 |
972 |
Ever try words? |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
973 |
Almost done. Can you help me turn this over? |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
974 |
I prove it! One IS the loneliest number! |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
975 |
... Or you could just stick a toothpick in the cake and SEE if it's done. |
1.2936 |
0.05099 |
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81 |
24 |
4 |
976 |
Hurry up or we’ll miss the Oppenheimer showing. |
1.2936 |
0.05099 |
109 |
81 |
24 |
4 |
977 |
Quick, go get a basketball player to help erase this mess! |
1.2932 |
0.04866 |
133 |
101 |
25 |
7 |
978 |
I'm pretty sure the answer is actually "42" . |
1.2932 |
0.04626 |
133 |
99 |
29 |
5 |
979 |
It's an algorithm to unscramble cable TV bills. |
1.2932 |
0.04866 |
133 |
101 |
25 |
7 |
980 |
I have proof there's a giraffe who does math who has been in this room. |
1.2932 |
0.04747 |
133 |
100 |
27 |
6 |
981 |
I calculate that I’m working above my pay grade! |
1.2931 |
0.05478 |
116 |
90 |
18 |
8 |
982 |
Hey,the suggested strong password really worked! |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
983 |
And they still won’t believe in global warming. |
1.2929 |
0.04700 |
140 |
106 |
27 |
7 |
984 |
and that’s why the toilet paper must hang in front of the roll |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
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93 |
24 |
6 |
985 |
Look how high I can jump. |
1.2925 |
0.04651 |
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112 |
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8 |
986 |
I just remembered: we're the philosophy department. |
1.2925 |
0.04651 |
147 |
112 |
27 |
8 |
987 |
I think I finally figured out who let the dogs out! |
1.2925 |
0.04549 |
147 |
111 |
29 |
7 |
988 |
I’m starting to get really tired of that janitor! |
1.2925 |
0.04847 |
147 |
114 |
23 |
10 |
989 |
It's carry the one, right? |
1.2925 |
0.05036 |
147 |
116 |
19 |
12 |
990 |
I still haven't figured out why I'm still single. |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
991 |
Finally you came back, I was playing around with these funny symbols, hope I didn`t messed things up! |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
992 |
You are correct. The chicken fingers are the better deal. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
993 |
Look, now we don't need the app! |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
994 |
The answer is sixty-three. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
995 |
If this result is right, it would have been almost infinitely easier to use a computer. |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
996 |
Where was I? |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
997 |
If you say “Eureka!” one more time, Lenny, I swear I’m gonna… |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
998 |
Where did you write the baby-sitter's number? |
1.2920 |
0.04978 |
113 |
84 |
25 |
4 |
999 |
Turns out we can't land a man on the moon after all. |
1.2920 |
0.04877 |
137 |
105 |
24 |
8 |
1000 |
I can't find the eraser! |
1.2920 |
0.04652 |
137 |
103 |
28 |
6 |
1001 |
The answer is, of course, a cat. |
1.2917 |
0.05474 |
120 |
94 |
17 |
9 |
1002 |
I need the black chalk |
1.2917 |
0.04936 |
120 |
90 |
25 |
5 |
1003 |
I never imagined baby formula could be so complex! |
1.2917 |
0.04815 |
144 |
111 |
24 |
9 |
1004 |
How many times have I told you: Multiply THEN Divide. |
1.2914 |
0.04564 |
151 |
115 |
28 |
8 |
1005 |
Is there a problem in here? |
1.2911 |
0.04241 |
158 |
118 |
34 |
6 |
1006 |
Put it together and what have you got? |
1.2910 |
0.04949 |
134 |
103 |
23 |
8 |
1007 |
I’ve simplified my original equation. |
1.2910 |
0.04834 |
134 |
102 |
25 |
7 |
1008 |
Will you be done with this room by the end of time? |
1.2910 |
0.04949 |
134 |
103 |
23 |
8 |
1009 |
I lost x again! |
1.2910 |
0.04949 |
134 |
103 |
23 |
8 |
1010 |
Well it's about time! And space, of course. |
1.2910 |
0.04596 |
134 |
100 |
29 |
5 |
1011 |
I know what we should watch on Netflix! |
1.2910 |
0.04834 |
134 |
102 |
25 |
7 |
1012 |
Come back when I’m done. |
1.2908 |
0.04334 |
141 |
104 |
33 |
4 |
1013 |
Check it out, Kendall! I figured out the perfect milk-to-coffee ratio for a latte! |
1.2906 |
0.05014 |
117 |
88 |
24 |
5 |
1014 |
It turns out there is a formula for Simplicity. |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
1015 |
Good news Professor, the chalk truck has arrived! |
1.2905 |
0.04523 |
148 |
112 |
29 |
7 |
1016 |
Home, Work- Life Balance never gets easier to figure out. Does it? |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
1017 |
It turns out he forgot to carry the 1 |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
1018 |
Don't look. It's my password. |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
1019 |
Wait, wait! I've almost got it! |
1.2903 |
0.04387 |
155 |
117 |
31 |
7 |
1020 |
I think I've got it |
1.2903 |
0.05465 |
124 |
98 |
16 |
10 |
1021 |
Humpty WAS pushed! |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
1022 |
Got it! Now you can take credit for it. |
1.2901 |
0.04905 |
131 |
100 |
24 |
7 |
1023 |
You owe $5 for the tip. |
1.2901 |
0.04905 |
131 |
100 |
24 |
7 |
1024 |
Now we just have to type it |
1.2901 |
0.04660 |
131 |
98 |
28 |
5 |
1025 |
See, two wrongs really don’t make a right. |
1.2900 |
0.06243 |
100 |
80 |
11 |
9 |
1026 |
Hey! I just figured out why I’m single! |
1.2900 |
0.05911 |
100 |
78 |
15 |
7 |
1027 |
Turns out a hot dog is NOT a sandwich. |
1.2899 |
0.04623 |
138 |
104 |
28 |
6 |
1028 |
Do you have any idea how I reached all the way up there? |
1.2899 |
0.05060 |
138 |
108 |
20 |
10 |
1029 |
You were right - it IS obvious! |
1.2899 |
0.05060 |
138 |
108 |
20 |
10 |
1030 |
It’s either the answer to the Burch-Tate Conjecture or the best margarita recipe this side of Tucson. |
1.2899 |
0.04846 |
138 |
106 |
24 |
8 |
1031 |
OK, I've figured out how DeSantis can still win. |
1.2897 |
0.05078 |
145 |
115 |
18 |
12 |
1032 |
As it turns out, negative numbers are not rational. |
1.2895 |
0.05246 |
114 |
87 |
21 |
6 |
1033 |
Again, what was that password? |
1.2895 |
0.04342 |
152 |
114 |
32 |
6 |
1034 |
You were right, the solution is very simple! |
1.2893 |
0.05040 |
121 |
92 |
23 |
6 |
1035 |
I started without you. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
1036 |
Hey, you missed a comma. |
1.2889 |
0.04687 |
135 |
102 |
27 |
6 |
1037 |
Turns out, the answer is 7. |
1.2889 |
0.05137 |
135 |
106 |
19 |
10 |
1038 |
What’s your point! |
1.2889 |
0.04567 |
135 |
101 |
29 |
5 |
1039 |
I proved that we live in a 2D space and that some beings control everything we say and do! We're literally cartoons inside a simulation! |
1.2889 |
0.04803 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
1040 |
It keeps coming up 42. What was the question again? |
1.2887 |
0.04955 |
142 |
111 |
21 |
10 |
1041 |
Remind me again, does multiplication come before or after addition? |
1.2887 |
0.04955 |
142 |
111 |
21 |
10 |
1042 |
I now know where my car is parked. |
1.2887 |
0.04853 |
142 |
110 |
23 |
9 |
1043 |
How in hell did you get up to the top of the board ? |
1.2886 |
0.04790 |
149 |
116 |
23 |
10 |
1044 |
You're just in time! What's 3+4? |
1.2885 |
0.04727 |
156 |
122 |
23 |
11 |
1045 |
All this calculation and the answer is x=x! |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1046 |
What if we just Google the question? |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1047 |
Would you happen to have a 10 foot piece of chalk? |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
1048 |
No, I am not sharing my Netflix password with you! |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
1049 |
The Barbies have solved it, sir. |
1.2880 |
0.05183 |
125 |
97 |
20 |
8 |
1050 |
Could you open my lap top. The password is ...1234 |
1.2879 |
0.05217 |
132 |
104 |
18 |
10 |
1051 |
See? He short changed us 75 cents! |
1.2879 |
0.04873 |
132 |
101 |
24 |
7 |
1052 |
If you’d just let me finish. |
1.2879 |
0.04873 |
132 |
101 |
24 |
7 |
1053 |
I’m correcting an error. I don’t want to confuse the custodian. |
1.2878 |
0.04816 |
139 |
107 |
24 |
8 |
1054 |
. Well go figure. |
1.2878 |
0.04923 |
139 |
108 |
22 |
9 |
1055 |
I figured you’d be here in the next few seconds. |
1.2877 |
0.04657 |
146 |
112 |
26 |
8 |
1056 |
They wanted it on the white board. |
1.2876 |
0.04512 |
153 |
117 |
28 |
8 |
1057 |
This mind? Not so beautiful. |
1.2871 |
0.05328 |
101 |
76 |
21 |
4 |
1058 |
So glad Albert Einstein is finally on Etsy |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
1059 |
Thank God - I've finally proven only mustard goes on hot dogs - NOT ketchup! |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1060 |
Have you figured out why Barbie beat Oppenheimer at the box office yet? |
1.2870 |
0.05206 |
115 |
88 |
21 |
6 |
1061 |
Chalk it up to experience |
1.2870 |
0.05350 |
115 |
89 |
19 |
7 |
1062 |
I’ve been staring at this wondering how to erase the top half. |
1.2870 |
0.05206 |
115 |
88 |
21 |
6 |
1063 |
Finding 'x' is so much harder on these bigger boards |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
1064 |
Thank God you're here. Isn't 8 times 7 56? |
1.2868 |
0.04564 |
129 |
96 |
29 |
4 |
1065 |
I've got it! You CAN eat the yogurt after the expiration date! |
1.2868 |
0.04946 |
129 |
99 |
23 |
7 |
1066 |
Frank! What's this? I'm a third grade teacher! |
1.2868 |
0.04946 |
129 |
99 |
23 |
7 |
1067 |
You were right, the answer is 3! |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
1068 |
I just realized I can't read my own writing! |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
1069 |
I figured out how Bernie can still win! |
1.2868 |
0.04417 |
136 |
101 |
31 |
4 |
1070 |
We've got a choice to make.. new board or new eraser |
1.2868 |
0.04417 |
136 |
101 |
31 |
4 |
1071 |
Yes. Now I’m certain. My part of of our lunch bill was only twenty dollars. |
1.2867 |
0.04570 |
150 |
115 |
27 |
8 |
1072 |
No, it’s YOUR turn to do the laundry.” |
1.2857 |
0.05387 |
126 |
100 |
16 |
10 |
1073 |
I have invented the Hula Hoop. |
1.2857 |
0.04566 |
140 |
106 |
28 |
6 |
1074 |
Let Artificial Intelligence figure this one out! |
1.2857 |
0.04982 |
112 |
84 |
24 |
4 |
1075 |
I know the answer's here somewhere. I just had it. |
1.2857 |
0.04452 |
140 |
105 |
30 |
5 |
1076 |
Hold on, I'm coming up with an acceptable password... |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
1077 |
It seems the answer is 'cat videos.' |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
1078 |
I am almost finished with the solution to fix Congress! |
1.2857 |
0.04922 |
147 |
116 |
20 |
11 |
1079 |
Oh my, I’ve made a terrible career choice. |
1.2857 |
0.05268 |
126 |
99 |
18 |
9 |
1080 |
I've discovered the perfect New Yorker caption! |
1.2857 |
0.05871 |
112 |
90 |
12 |
10 |
1081 |
Got time for a quick peer review? |
1.2857 |
0.04677 |
140 |
107 |
26 |
7 |
1082 |
If we leave now, I think we'll miss the traffic. |
1.2857 |
0.04424 |
147 |
111 |
30 |
6 |
1083 |
Aha, finally we’ve derived. |
1.2857 |
0.04528 |
147 |
112 |
28 |
7 |
1084 |
I’ve just worked out why I wasn’t popular at school |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
1085 |
Well there you have it, IT IS statistically impossible for every McDonald’s ice cream machine to be broken at the same time! |
1.2857 |
0.04345 |
133 |
98 |
32 |
3 |
1086 |
And the answer is...42! |
1.2848 |
0.04345 |
151 |
114 |
31 |
6 |
1087 |
You know what? We’re just gonna call it X. |
1.2848 |
0.04543 |
151 |
116 |
27 |
8 |
1088 |
I’ve got it! We can just elope. |
1.2847 |
0.05089 |
144 |
115 |
17 |
12 |
1089 |
Blackboard singing in the dead of night |
1.2847 |
0.04963 |
137 |
107 |
21 |
9 |
1090 |
I'm sorry, what was the question again? |
1.2847 |
0.04627 |
137 |
104 |
27 |
6 |
1091 |
It's either Oppenheimer's notes or the screenplay for Barbie. |
1.2847 |
0.04854 |
137 |
106 |
23 |
8 |
1092 |
It’s proof I can’t afford to buy a house. |
1.2847 |
0.04742 |
137 |
105 |
25 |
7 |
1093 |
It equals Zero!! |
1.2846 |
0.04663 |
130 |
98 |
27 |
5 |
1094 |
Dr. XYZ was a giant of a man! |
1.2846 |
0.05101 |
123 |
95 |
21 |
7 |
1095 |
Do you see where this is going ? |
1.2846 |
0.04968 |
123 |
94 |
23 |
6 |
1096 |
I'm calculating the chances of getting my own biopic. |
1.2846 |
0.04968 |
123 |
94 |
23 |
6 |
1097 |
X! I was just looking for you. |
1.2846 |
0.05356 |
123 |
97 |
17 |
9 |
1098 |
Chat GPT was right after all. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1099 |
I think I finally got life figured out. You want to check my math? |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1100 |
I got in early and decided to go ahead and start. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1101 |
Or, you could just tip 18%. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1102 |
I’ve narrowed it down to the cobb salad or a Philadelphia cheesesteak. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1103 |
And voila!" "There's the G Spot! |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1104 |
Starry Starry Night |
1.2842 |
0.06109 |
95 |
75 |
13 |
7 |
1105 |
Okay, so this is how we'll split the dinner bill. |
1.2839 |
0.04822 |
155 |
123 |
20 |
12 |
1106 |
At last, 3 X's in a row ... I WIN! |
1.2839 |
0.04554 |
155 |
120 |
26 |
9 |
1107 |
I'm solving it the long way. |
1.2839 |
0.04269 |
155 |
117 |
32 |
6 |
1108 |
Yes-the freeway would have been faster. |
1.2838 |
0.04602 |
148 |
114 |
26 |
8 |
1109 |
I’m working on a formula that calculates the shelf life of classified documents housed in boxes filled with golf shirts and newspaper clippings stored between a shower and toilet in a social club located at sea level surrounded by water. |
1.2838 |
0.04893 |
148 |
117 |
20 |
11 |
1110 |
I still can’t understand women! |
1.2838 |
0.04501 |
148 |
113 |
28 |
7 |
1111 |
It IS rocket science! |
1.2837 |
0.04861 |
141 |
110 |
22 |
9 |
1112 |
Forget it. AI says it doesn't matter and that we're fired. |
1.2837 |
0.04756 |
141 |
109 |
24 |
8 |
1113 |
Doctor, we're just going with pepperoni. |
1.2837 |
0.04190 |
141 |
104 |
34 |
3 |
1114 |
Just one more minute....I am a loss for words. |
1.2836 |
0.04691 |
134 |
102 |
26 |
6 |
1115 |
Eureka!! I've found the formula to get our printer to work again. |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
1116 |
I literally went to infinity and back while you were out - and you forgot the coffee? |
1.2836 |
0.04570 |
134 |
101 |
28 |
5 |
1117 |
Eureka! Get me 99 marbles and a shoe box. I want to try this thing out. |
1.2836 |
0.04570 |
134 |
101 |
28 |
5 |
1118 |
Here's your error: 2 + 3 is 5, not 6. |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
1119 |
Turns out, the grass IS greener on the other side. |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1120 |
I think we can get the movie down to just about three hours. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
1121 |
Thank God, Evelyn, you're here! I've got them to the moon, but I cannot get them back alive... |
1.2833 |
0.04761 |
120 |
90 |
26 |
4 |
1122 |
Seven! The answer is seven! |
1.2832 |
0.05254 |
113 |
87 |
20 |
6 |
1123 |
Let's see, where was I? |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1124 |
I think we've proven that climate change is a distinct possibility. |
1.2830 |
0.04787 |
106 |
78 |
26 |
2 |
1125 |
Grab me a calculator. |
1.2828 |
0.05568 |
99 |
76 |
18 |
5 |
1126 |
I figured out how to change the time zone on my phone! |
1.2828 |
0.04663 |
145 |
112 |
25 |
8 |
1127 |
Have you finished your Starbucks order? |
1.2828 |
0.04765 |
145 |
113 |
23 |
9 |
1128 |
They finally made a movie about you. But Barbie did better in the box office. |
1.2826 |
0.04712 |
138 |
106 |
25 |
7 |
1129 |
Let me mansplain this for you. |
1.2826 |
0.04931 |
138 |
108 |
21 |
9 |
1130 |
Let’s break for coffee and pi” |
1.2824 |
0.04880 |
131 |
101 |
23 |
7 |
1131 |
This is theoretical physics, the DNA labs are one flight down, turn right, end of hall. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
1132 |
My lucky number - I 've almost got it figured out |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
1133 |
Yes, as a matter of fact this is still an ADHD medication shortage. Why do you ask? |
1.2824 |
0.04880 |
131 |
101 |
23 |
7 |
1134 |
I got sidetracked. |
1.2823 |
0.04799 |
124 |
94 |
25 |
5 |
1135 |
I think I've discovered the Unified Theory of Everything, plus the recipe for a tasty salad dressing. |
1.2823 |
0.04799 |
124 |
94 |
25 |
5 |
1136 |
The boss said to tell you we left out two important details! |
1.2823 |
0.04799 |
124 |
94 |
25 |
5 |
1137 |
You owe me $27.71 from yesterday's dinner. |
1.2823 |
0.04933 |
124 |
95 |
23 |
6 |
1138 |
Oh good! Would you mind finishing this last little bit for me? |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
1139 |
you got a minute? |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
1140 |
Good news! This chalk lasts really long. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
1141 |
I returned the ladder in the morning. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
1142 |
It appears you were correct, Karl. We should have got the bigger chalkboard “ |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
1143 |
I'm blanking. What's six times eight? |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1144 |
Shut the door! You're letting my genius out! |
1.2818 |
0.05024 |
110 |
83 |
23 |
4 |
1145 |
DoorDash delivery for Professor Griffes! I believe you ordered pi." |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1146 |
Almost done! |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1147 |
I found the error, but lost my ladder. |
1.2815 |
0.05004 |
135 |
106 |
20 |
9 |
1148 |
Could you check and see if I forgot to carry the 3? |
1.2815 |
0.04778 |
135 |
104 |
24 |
7 |
1149 |
I need a punchline. And it has to contain the word 'stochastic'. |
1.2812 |
0.04622 |
160 |
126 |
23 |
11 |
1150 |
Hurry up, Fleming, before I forget what all of this means. |
1.2812 |
0.04565 |
128 |
96 |
28 |
4 |
1151 |
Hold up! The state has just taken over our math department and wants to know where algebra appears in the Bible. |
1.2812 |
0.05427 |
128 |
103 |
14 |
11 |
1152 |
This is my idea of happy hour. You go ahead without me. |
1.2812 |
0.04428 |
128 |
95 |
30 |
3 |
1153 |
Turns out she was right, I wasn’t listening |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
1154 |
Enough foreplay! Take your clothes off. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
1155 |
I can come play in a minute, I'm almost done with my homework. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
1156 |
I see that you are still trying to solve the Harvard admissions formula |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
1157 |
The Nobel Prize Committee tried to call, but you gave them the wrong number |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
1158 |
"Quickly! More chalk before I forget the answer!" |
1.2810 |
0.04727 |
121 |
91 |
26 |
4 |
1159 |
AI doesn’t hold a candle to chalk! |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
1160 |
Hey, can you convert this to a pdf for me? |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
1161 |
I just can’t figure out why I’m still single! |
1.2807 |
0.04746 |
114 |
85 |
26 |
3 |
1162 |
I cannot find my eraser! |
1.2806 |
0.04454 |
139 |
105 |
29 |
5 |
1163 |
That’s enough. You can play with the other mathematicians now. |
1.2806 |
0.04682 |
139 |
107 |
25 |
7 |
1164 |
Quickly! I've discovered how all of our chalk keeps disappearing! |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1165 |
How about this new math wallpaper I found on sale? |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1166 |
I'm getting to the confusing part here. |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
1167 |
I'll need tenure before I can solve this! |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
1168 |
I've got the winning number! |
1.2803 |
0.04503 |
157 |
122 |
26 |
9 |
1169 |
Yes! It IS obvious. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1170 |
It turns out that if I file for Social Security when I'm 62 I won't have to wait 10 years to make up the money I would have been paid ! |
1.2800 |
0.05400 |
125 |
100 |
15 |
10 |
1171 |
Well Hallelujah! I found the 11,780 votes! |
1.2800 |
0.04646 |
150 |
117 |
24 |
9 |
1172 |
I know what’s wrong with the printer! |
1.2797 |
0.04483 |
143 |
109 |
28 |
6 |
1173 |
If only you could divide by zero! |
1.2797 |
0.04592 |
143 |
110 |
26 |
7 |
1174 |
Based on my calculations, this smock makes me look fat. |
1.2797 |
0.05231 |
118 |
92 |
19 |
7 |
1175 |
When you fired me, you told me to 'do the math.' Well, here's the math. |
1.2797 |
0.05231 |
118 |
92 |
19 |
7 |
1176 |
Can you believe I solved this? And without a ladder? |
1.2795 |
0.04153 |
161 |
122 |
33 |
6 |
1177 |
This calculation that you've been working on for the last year is brilliant, but I've got an app for that. |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
1178 |
I finally created it! I’ll name it Barbie! |
1.2794 |
0.04390 |
136 |
102 |
30 |
4 |
1179 |
We are replacing all the blackboards with whiteboards. Sorry about that. |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
1180 |
Too Late ! I solved it ! |
1.2794 |
0.04631 |
136 |
104 |
26 |
6 |
1181 |
You had the veggie wrap and iced tea, plus tip - $23.49. |
1.2794 |
0.04861 |
136 |
106 |
22 |
8 |
1182 |
42! |
1.2792 |
0.04652 |
154 |
121 |
23 |
10 |
1183 |
It's true! The light does go out when the refrigerator door is closed. |
1.2792 |
0.04560 |
154 |
120 |
25 |
9 |
1184 |
The shortest route from Penn Station to Madison Sq. Garden in 5 o'clock traffic. |
1.2791 |
0.05041 |
129 |
101 |
20 |
8 |
1185 |
I'm figuring out my long-term health car options. |
1.2791 |
0.04535 |
129 |
97 |
28 |
4 |
1186 |
Wait, I just need a few more minutes. |
1.2791 |
0.04666 |
129 |
98 |
26 |
5 |
1187 |
Do you have anything to add? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1188 |
I swear I wrote your phone number on here somewhere. |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1189 |
Professor, your wife just called. She said to remind you to carry the 2. |
1.2787 |
0.05367 |
122 |
97 |
16 |
9 |
1190 |
They may not give me tenure, but at least I'll get more chalk! |
1.2787 |
0.05109 |
122 |
95 |
20 |
7 |
1191 |
Tell Elon we still don't know what X is. |
1.2786 |
0.04653 |
140 |
108 |
25 |
7 |
1192 |
How do you swipe up? |
1.2786 |
0.04309 |
140 |
105 |
31 |
4 |
1193 |
Okay, I finally figured out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
which led me to knowing who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, but I'm still working on who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop |
1.2786 |
0.05076 |
140 |
112 |
17 |
11 |
1194 |
The customer wanted a matte wallpaper, not a math wallpaper. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
1195 |
I worked out the formula for world peace but now I can't find it! |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
1196 |
Wait! Are we just a regurgitated Gary Larson?! |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
1197 |
It's a theory that explains how my cat can be alive or dead or essentially indifferent to my observations about its status. |
1.2782 |
0.04695 |
133 |
102 |
25 |
6 |
1198 |
Well, it's NOT 42! |
1.2782 |
0.04446 |
133 |
100 |
29 |
4 |
1199 |
Higgins! I’ve discovered the secret to carpal tunnel syndrome! |
1.2782 |
0.04446 |
133 |
100 |
29 |
4 |
1200 |
Never mind. I rebooted, and that fixed it. |
1.2781 |
0.04423 |
151 |
116 |
28 |
7 |
1201 |
Can you put this in Excel? |
1.2781 |
0.04619 |
151 |
118 |
24 |
9 |
1202 |
Einstein was wrong! |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
1203 |
You’re entering a world of pain. |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
1204 |
I’m trying to decide if Bitcoin is too complicated. |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
1205 |
I've finally figured out how much dry spaghetti to put in the pot for two people! |
1.2778 |
0.04597 |
126 |
95 |
27 |
4 |
1206 |
Great news, Schrodinger!!!
The cat is alive! |
1.2778 |
0.05556 |
108 |
85 |
16 |
7 |
1207 |
Cute, but can you fold a fitted sheet? |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
1208 |
I figured out why my wife left me! |
1.2778 |
0.04772 |
144 |
113 |
22 |
9 |
1209 |
Hurry up with that chalk before I forget how to solve this equation! |
1.2774 |
0.04345 |
155 |
119 |
29 |
7 |
1210 |
It turns out it's you, not me! |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
1211 |
Quick! I can never remember... Does the "less than" sign point to the right or left? |
1.2773 |
0.05327 |
119 |
94 |
17 |
8 |
1212 |
Look, Fred! I proved it! Climate change IS real! |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
1213 |
See? I told you it was obvious! |
1.2772 |
0.04692 |
101 |
74 |
26 |
1 |
1214 |
Just in time to erase the board! |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1215 |
men trying to understand the Barbie movie |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1216 |
Hold up, they just changed the range of variables |
1.2768 |
0.05262 |
112 |
87 |
19 |
6 |
1217 |
Look here, I’ve consolidated it down to where even a child can figure it out. |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
1218 |
I forget where I put the answer. |
1.2768 |
0.05412 |
112 |
88 |
17 |
7 |
1219 |
We're all going to die. |
1.2766 |
0.06126 |
94 |
75 |
12 |
7 |
1220 |
FYI, Professor Fisher down the hall solved it in three steps. |
1.2766 |
0.05936 |
94 |
74 |
14 |
6 |
1221 |
You’re right, the lab coat DOES make me smarter! |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1222 |
And therefore I am a nerd. |
1.2766 |
0.05538 |
94 |
72 |
18 |
4 |
1223 |
I’m sorry, but you forgot an X in the third line. |
1.2764 |
0.04802 |
123 |
94 |
24 |
5 |
1224 |
I Really Don’t Care. Do U? |
1.2764 |
0.04802 |
123 |
94 |
24 |
5 |
1225 |
The probability of someone winning this contest is 0.0000001% |
1.2764 |
0.05328 |
123 |
98 |
16 |
9 |
1226 |
You're just in time for the punch line. |
1.2763 |
0.04496 |
152 |
118 |
26 |
8 |
1227 |
This equation proves that chalk is essential to mathematics! |
1.2763 |
0.04195 |
152 |
115 |
32 |
5 |
1228 |
Quick! What's seven take away three? |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
1229 |
Did you check your work? |
1.2761 |
0.04784 |
134 |
104 |
23 |
7 |
1230 |
Give it up, Professor. Einstein is still right. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
1231 |
It turns out there are 51 ways to leave your lover! |
1.2759 |
0.04834 |
116 |
88 |
24 |
4 |
1232 |
The answer is not 43. |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
1233 |
You’re gonna love this... multiply the total by zero. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
1234 |
They were out of decaf. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
1235 |
What do you mean „it‘s a flatscreen“? |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
1236 |
And that's why toast always falls butter-side down! |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
1237 |
It all equals two, duh! |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1238 |
Did you bring my ladder? |
1.2754 |
0.04799 |
138 |
108 |
22 |
8 |
1239 |
I've proven we are just line drawings in a cartoon. |
1.2754 |
0.05014 |
138 |
110 |
18 |
10 |
1240 |
Can you believe it? I’m out of chalk. |
1.2754 |
0.04573 |
138 |
106 |
26 |
6 |
1241 |
Hey there …do you have a sec ? |
1.2752 |
0.05354 |
109 |
85 |
18 |
6 |
1242 |
Hold that thought - I'm close to solving why someone would change the name of a widely recognizable social media brand. |
1.2750 |
0.05016 |
120 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
1243 |
Must’ve been quite a party last night. |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
1244 |
Where’s the extra blackboard I ordered? |
1.2748 |
0.04475 |
131 |
99 |
28 |
4 |
1245 |
We’ve been wrong all this time - it turns out that money can buy happiness! |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1246 |
Yes but is it diverse? |
1.2748 |
0.04605 |
131 |
100 |
26 |
5 |
1247 |
I'm trying to remember my passwords! |
1.2746 |
0.04808 |
142 |
112 |
21 |
9 |
1248 |
A 15% tip on $8.35 is a dollar and a quarter! |
1.2746 |
0.04911 |
142 |
113 |
19 |
10 |
1249 |
Do you recall where we left off?" |
1.2746 |
0.04486 |
142 |
109 |
27 |
6 |
1250 |
This is more interesting than writing “I will not chew gum in class.” |
1.2746 |
0.04486 |
142 |
109 |
27 |
6 |
1251 |
Is there a symbol for "Magic Eight Ball"? |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
1252 |
It balanced! |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
1253 |
Professor says I have to write this 99 more times for calling Einstein a dope. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
1254 |
Quick, go find Mat Damon. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
1255 |
I finally figured out my password! |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
1256 |
I think that sums it up |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
1257 |
I've lost 'x'! |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1258 |
I’ve solved it. The egg came first. |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1259 |
I just finished solving why you should leave. |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
1260 |
I need to change something at the top. Bring the 20-foot ladder back. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1261 |
I'm certain it is conclusive, but I forgot about what. |
1.2741 |
0.04514 |
135 |
103 |
27 |
5 |
1262 |
"E still equals MC squared! |
1.2740 |
0.04294 |
146 |
111 |
30 |
5 |
1263 |
I just lost my train of thought. |
1.2739 |
0.04573 |
157 |
124 |
23 |
10 |
1264 |
I have solved the fitted sheet! That Nobel is as good as mine! |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1265 |
Spot the deliberate mistake. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1266 |
You left out a zero |
1.2735 |
0.04949 |
117 |
90 |
22 |
5 |
1267 |
At last I’ve proven it! Space is finite. |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
1268 |
Am I being too literal? |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
1269 |
The answer is... I don't give a f**k anymore! |
1.2735 |
0.05378 |
117 |
93 |
16 |
8 |
1270 |
I really can't work out why Barbie is more popular than Oppenheimer. |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
1271 |
I forgot to carry the 2 |
1.2735 |
0.05378 |
117 |
93 |
16 |
8 |
1272 |
I misplaced a decimal point last week, if I don't find it, I'll lose my research grant. |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
1273 |
Dropped a sign up there |
1.2735 |
0.04481 |
117 |
87 |
28 |
2 |
1274 |
Surprise! |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
1275 |
Honey, I've figured out our cable bill. |
1.2734 |
0.04668 |
128 |
98 |
25 |
5 |
1276 |
When you arrive five minutes late to class... |
1.2734 |
0.04925 |
128 |
100 |
21 |
7 |
1277 |
In layman’s terms…I love you. |
1.2734 |
0.04397 |
128 |
96 |
29 |
3 |
1278 |
Now, could you tell me how to put this in a spreadsheet? |
1.2727 |
0.04178 |
132 |
98 |
32 |
2 |
1279 |
What was the question? |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
1280 |
It's just doodles. I was hoping you could find a Nobel-prize winning proof in there somewhere." |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1281 |
Wait, did I say “multiply?” I meant “divide”. My bad. |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
1282 |
The answer is : BARBIE! |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
1283 |
Where's Matt Damon when ya need him, huh?! |
1.2727 |
0.04817 |
110 |
83 |
24 |
3 |
1284 |
This proves how smart I am. |
1.2727 |
0.04446 |
132 |
100 |
28 |
4 |
1285 |
Who buys so many bananas? |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
1286 |
Not so fast! |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
1287 |
Today’s topic: ‘offsides’ |
1.2727 |
0.04817 |
110 |
83 |
24 |
3 |
1288 |
Almost there! Just need one more chalkboard to prove Trump won in 2020. |
1.2727 |
0.05279 |
132 |
107 |
14 |
11 |
1289 |
And when we solve the equation, we get the name of Elon Musk's next child. |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
1290 |
I finally figured out where I left my phone |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
1291 |
It’s my new password. |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
1292 |
I figured my password. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
1293 |
I hear Oppenheimer's gone Hollywood. |
1.2727 |
0.04699 |
132 |
102 |
24 |
6 |
1294 |
I made an error but I can't seem to find it. |
1.2721 |
0.04269 |
147 |
112 |
30 |
5 |
1295 |
I wrote the rest on a napkin I tossed after lunch. |
1.2721 |
0.04605 |
136 |
105 |
25 |
6 |
1296 |
That's ok. I'll take it from here. |
1.2721 |
0.04722 |
136 |
106 |
23 |
7 |
1297 |
I finally figured it out - Velveeta! |
1.2720 |
0.04597 |
125 |
95 |
26 |
4 |
1298 |
I've finally figured out how much the billionaires owe in taxes! |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1299 |
Fer chrissakes, Al, where do you guys keep the erasers? |
1.2720 |
0.04735 |
125 |
96 |
24 |
5 |
1300 |
Came to me in a dream. |
1.2720 |
0.04307 |
125 |
93 |
30 |
2 |
1301 |
You are the first to notice I'm from the art department" |
1.2720 |
0.05000 |
125 |
98 |
20 |
7 |
1302 |
Pizza is here, plus the 16 ft ladder you ordered |
1.2719 |
0.05028 |
114 |
88 |
21 |
5 |
1303 |
All your students have left the lecture room. |
1.2718 |
0.05012 |
103 |
78 |
22 |
3 |
1304 |
I know which line to pick at the grocery store! |
1.2715 |
0.04401 |
151 |
117 |
27 |
7 |
1305 |
I think I figured out my password. |
1.2714 |
0.05053 |
140 |
113 |
16 |
11 |
1306 |
Eureka! I've finally proven that you can't put pineapple on a pizza! |
1.2713 |
0.04637 |
129 |
99 |
25 |
5 |
1307 |
Did you forget to carry the one? |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
1308 |
Have you figured out how much I owe you for lunch? |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1309 |
It took me hours, but I think I finally figured out why six is afraid of seven. |
1.2713 |
0.05475 |
129 |
106 |
11 |
12 |
1310 |
I solved the problem of where does time go when you step into the DMV |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
1311 |
You calculating the new electoral college system? |
1.2712 |
0.05471 |
118 |
95 |
14 |
9 |
1312 |
'Ah, yes! She loves me. No, wait...she loves me not! |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
1313 |
Still working on “how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop,” huh Carl?” |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
1314 |
According to my calculation I should be able to retire once I solve this equation! |
1.2708 |
0.04540 |
144 |
112 |
25 |
7 |
1315 |
Drat, I forgot to carry the 1 |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1316 |
We can now prove it mathematically — two plus two does equal four. |
1.2707 |
0.04544 |
133 |
102 |
26 |
5 |
1317 |
I'm switching the Xs to bluebirds. |
1.2707 |
0.04906 |
133 |
105 |
20 |
8 |
1318 |
This motherfucker |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1319 |
I'll win the Nobel, and by the time someone figures out it's all wrong, I'll be gone! Pure genius! |
1.2705 |
0.04514 |
122 |
92 |
27 |
3 |
1320 |
The final answer is X=Twitter! |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1321 |
I finally remembered my mother's secret recipe for the perfect pot roast. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1322 |
It may not be elegant, but, you’re wrong! |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1323 |
Hey,are you responsible for the code for the bathroom? |
1.2703 |
0.04948 |
111 |
85 |
22 |
4 |
1324 |
Professor, I hear rumors that the answer is 42. |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
1325 |
Huh! Did you know that black holes are the cause of lost socks in the dryer? |
1.2700 |
0.05291 |
100 |
77 |
19 |
4 |
1326 |
You forgot to carry 1 |
1.2700 |
0.05478 |
100 |
78 |
17 |
5 |
1327 |
Hey… so it still needs to be 280 characters |
1.2700 |
0.05835 |
100 |
80 |
13 |
7 |
1328 |
Okay nobody, and I mean nobody, drink kool-aid |
1.2700 |
0.05478 |
100 |
78 |
17 |
5 |
1329 |
I did it. I proved the Barbenhiemer hypothesis. |
1.2698 |
0.05214 |
126 |
101 |
16 |
9 |
1330 |
Check out my new recipe! |
1.2698 |
0.04702 |
126 |
97 |
24 |
5 |
1331 |
We’re gonna need a bigger chalkboard! |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1332 |
If you have the formula for an olive, we will have created the perfect martini |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1333 |
If we're going to crack the user service agreement, we're going to have to get a bigger chalkboard. |
1.2697 |
0.04665 |
152 |
121 |
21 |
10 |
1334 |
I asked AI to give me the recipe for Spam! |
1.2696 |
0.05141 |
115 |
90 |
19 |
6 |
1335 |
I’ve proven it — I should have majored in English! |
1.2695 |
0.04815 |
141 |
112 |
20 |
9 |
1336 |
I think you're right. I should just google it. |
1.2692 |
0.04858 |
130 |
102 |
21 |
7 |
1337 |
Something is missing, this doesn't add up. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1338 |
Schrödinger! Where the hell have you been? |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1339 |
Eureka! I found Waldo! |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1340 |
Once I solved for x instead of y, the solution was easy. |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1341 |
I've finally cracked the code! This is how the democrats get to a majority in the senate. |
1.2692 |
0.04475 |
130 |
99 |
27 |
4 |
1342 |
The janitor just wrote this on the board and I'm trying to figure it out. |
1.2690 |
0.04512 |
145 |
113 |
25 |
7 |
1343 |
I've figured out how the Kardashians
managed to stay relevant all these years. |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
1344 |
A high time to run out of chalk! |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
1345 |
I found out why the coffee was weak! |
1.2689 |
0.05429 |
119 |
96 |
14 |
9 |
1346 |
Oops! A misplaced decimal point is at the top |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
1347 |
Where did you put the ladder? |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
1348 |
I've cracked it!!! The formula for cancelling Comcast Triple Play!!! |
1.2689 |
0.04728 |
119 |
91 |
24 |
4 |
1349 |
I've discovered the answer. It doesn't matter! |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1350 |
I'm sorry Professor but this is the men's room |
1.2687 |
0.04637 |
134 |
104 |
24 |
6 |
1351 |
March 14th, of course! |
1.2687 |
0.04389 |
134 |
102 |
28 |
4 |
1352 |
Come here. You'll see the humor in this... |
1.2687 |
0.04515 |
134 |
103 |
26 |
5 |
1353 |
One thousand more, Albert! 'I will not play with formulas, I will not play with formulas.'When you finish, you may join the children at recess |
1.2687 |
0.05314 |
134 |
110 |
12 |
12 |
1354 |
Damn! It should have been an integral, not a derivative. |
1.2687 |
0.04757 |
134 |
105 |
22 |
7 |
1355 |
the solution is here. somewhere |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
1356 |
Never mind, we figured it out. You just press “RESET.” |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
1357 |
Get out, unless have a ladder and an eraser. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
1358 |
I finally figured out the plot to Oppenheimer! |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
1359 |
No need for this anymore, there’s AI |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
1360 |
Uh, you said, 'Five minutes;' it's been more like 60! |
1.2683 |
0.05042 |
123 |
97 |
19 |
7 |
1361 |
Eureka...I've figured out how to win the caption contest! |
1.2683 |
0.05042 |
123 |
97 |
19 |
7 |
1362 |
Yep, it's obvious. |
1.2681 |
0.04183 |
138 |
104 |
31 |
3 |
1363 |
Weeeeee! |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1364 |
I did it. Me, Myself, and AI. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1365 |
Yep--it's 5 o'clock somewhere! |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
1366 |
Gadzooks! If my calculations are correct, the space/time continuum runs straight through Paducah, Kentucky! |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
1367 |
Professor Twombly-maybe it's time to give up theoretical math and persue and art career. |
1.2679 |
0.05526 |
112 |
90 |
14 |
8 |
1368 |
I’m going to need a bigger blackboard. |
1.2679 |
0.04743 |
112 |
85 |
24 |
3 |
1369 |
It's obvious! |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1370 |
Harry, oh my God, it's not the way it looks! |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1371 |
I’ve finally completed my formula for getting a date. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1372 |
I still get equals 4, |
1.2677 |
0.04394 |
127 |
96 |
28 |
3 |
1373 |
Whaddaya mean, “Ask Google”? |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1374 |
Manhattan was already taken… can we call it “Staten-Island Project?” |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1375 |
According to my figures,we'll need 5 pizzas for the Physics Dept's annual picnic. |
1.2676 |
0.04888 |
142 |
114 |
18 |
10 |
1376 |
My God! I’ve finally figured out Inception! |
1.2676 |
0.04347 |
142 |
109 |
28 |
5 |
1377 |
The pope is Catholic, and now on to the bear. |
1.2673 |
0.05610 |
101 |
80 |
15 |
6 |
1378 |
A Drag Show? I'm in! |
1.2673 |
0.05610 |
101 |
80 |
15 |
6 |
1379 |
I think I’m ready to make my first foray into the stock market. |
1.2672 |
0.04475 |
116 |
87 |
27 |
2 |
1380 |
my math told me you would be here. hello. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1381 |
. . . ergo, 1 + 1 = 2 |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1382 |
Find Oppenheimer! |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1383 |
Nobody cares anyway ... next time I'm just gonna guess. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1384 |
You’re just in time to swoop in and take the credit. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1385 |
Hey, look! If you take this section out, it's a recipe for Turducken! |
1.2672 |
0.04945 |
131 |
104 |
19 |
8 |
1386 |
My 6-year-old just called. That 2 in the upper left should be a 3. |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1387 |
If I don't solve this, I'll sell it as art! |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1388 |
I’ve nearly figured out where our luggage ended up. |
1.2667 |
0.04694 |
120 |
92 |
24 |
4 |
1389 |
I have no idea what it means but it could sell like a Pollock! |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1390 |
Arghh! I just forgot why I called you but I know it was important. |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1391 |
Tell Elon I found X! |
1.2667 |
0.04361 |
135 |
103 |
28 |
4 |
1392 |
Hey Molly, what’s 4x2 again? |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
1393 |
I only asked you “Do you want one lump or two?” |
1.2667 |
0.05193 |
90 |
68 |
20 |
2 |
1394 |
I have it! It's THREE teaspoons to a tablespoon! |
1.2667 |
0.05257 |
120 |
96 |
16 |
8 |
1395 |
Can’t you focus on one quadrant of the universe at a time? |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1396 |
Will you please ask the janitor to stop doing this every night? This is the English department. |
1.2661 |
0.05261 |
124 |
100 |
15 |
9 |
1397 |
We need to work quickly. Sounds like Florida is about to ban critical eraser theory! |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1398 |
You could just Google it. |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1399 |
Figures you’d show up now. |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1400 |
I finally worked out the recipe for the Twinkie |
1.2661 |
0.05155 |
109 |
85 |
19 |
5 |
1401 |
Come look! It's Einstein's salsa recipe. |
1.2661 |
0.05155 |
109 |
85 |
19 |
5 |
1402 |
I used A.I. to make this cool wallpaper and now I'm thinking, what the hey, this might be a good time to push for tenure. |
1.2661 |
0.05317 |
109 |
86 |
17 |
6 |
1403 |
I finally figured out why my first grade teacher didn't like me! |
1.2661 |
0.05155 |
109 |
85 |
19 |
5 |
1404 |
These drugstore receipts are getting ridiculous. |
1.2661 |
0.04814 |
109 |
83 |
23 |
3 |
1405 |
Solved. Two-and-two equals four." |
1.2661 |
0.05475 |
109 |
87 |
15 |
7 |
1406 |
I’m stumped. Call the janitor. |
1.2656 |
0.05020 |
128 |
102 |
18 |
8 |
1407 |
wait! OMG have you solved the question of the existence of the Universe! |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1408 |
Come in! You’re just in time for the Finale!! |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
1409 |
Be honest with me Johnson, do you think this nonsense will intimidate my students? |
1.2656 |
0.04221 |
128 |
96 |
30 |
2 |
1410 |
You erased my grocery list! |
1.2655 |
0.04707 |
113 |
86 |
24 |
3 |
1411 |
Einstein, Schmeinstein, God does play dice! |
1.2655 |
0.05031 |
113 |
88 |
20 |
5 |
1412 |
Look what I found on TikTok! |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
1413 |
I am out of blackboard! |
1.2655 |
0.04872 |
113 |
87 |
22 |
4 |
1414 |
Relax! It's just Bidenomics made simple. |
1.2655 |
0.05031 |
113 |
88 |
20 |
5 |
1415 |
Wrong, again! |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
1416 |
Dang, I'm stuck in a metaphysical cul-de-sac. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1417 |
Oh - is it time to change our password again? |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1418 |
You're right on time! |
1.2650 |
0.05206 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
1419 |
I've done it. I've figured out how to cancel my gym membership. |
1.2650 |
0.05063 |
117 |
92 |
19 |
6 |
1420 |
It’s the bank. You’re overdrawn. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1421 |
You can stop. I figured out the tip. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1422 |
Honey, come quick! I figured out how to pay for the kids' college! |
1.2650 |
0.05063 |
117 |
92 |
19 |
6 |
1423 |
It must be done! I have no more room! |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
1424 |
The last Professor was taller. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1425 |
We’re going to need a bigger blackboard. I mean board. Can I say blackboard? Please don’t cancel me. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1426 |
I’m loving our new wallpaper! |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
1427 |
Still easier than agreeing who owed what on last night's restaurant bill |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
1428 |
I’ve been crunching the numbers all night and I still can’t figure out why my wife is mad at me! |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1429 |
What did Google come up with? |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
1430 |
As I thought, your share of the lunch bill is $11.83 after tip |
1.2645 |
0.05349 |
121 |
98 |
14 |
9 |
1431 |
I love it when my class tries to take notes. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1432 |
It's simple. I just removed all the black that didn't belong there. |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1433 |
Come quick, I figured out how to get Taylor Swift tickets! |
1.2645 |
0.04510 |
121 |
92 |
26 |
3 |
1434 |
I’m here to take all the credit |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1435 |
There’s no man in the world who can solve this. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1436 |
Quick, what’s three plus two? |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1437 |
You think because my name is Siri I have the answers to everything? |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1438 |
Guess what? The neck bone IS connected to the head bone! |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1439 |
Quick, let me stand on your shoulders, I have to change an equation. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
1440 |
None of this would be necessary if you'd just learned your nine-times table. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1441 |
OK - If you leave the tip, we'll be even. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1442 |
Welcome, we’re just getting started! |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1443 |
Wait! It should be \root(3) in the first line! |
1.2640 |
0.04564 |
125 |
96 |
25 |
4 |
1444 |
It's going to be OK. Sam's bringing a ladder so you can change that delta to a gamma. |
1.2640 |
0.04703 |
125 |
97 |
23 |
5 |
1445 |
If my calculations are correct, you should be coming through that door just about now… |
1.2640 |
0.04703 |
125 |
97 |
23 |
5 |
1446 |
Your wife called, she wanted me to remind you to carry the 1. |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
1447 |
It took me all night, but I have proven with mathematical certainty that doing math equations is unequivocally the most boring way to spend an evening. |
1.2639 |
0.04725 |
144 |
115 |
20 |
9 |
1448 |
You've made me lose my train of thought! |
1.2639 |
0.04406 |
144 |
112 |
26 |
6 |
1449 |
Q.E.D. Lunch is on you. |
1.2636 |
0.04948 |
110 |
85 |
21 |
4 |
1450 |
I said, no peeking! |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1451 |
I’ve been hacked! |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1452 |
Yes, but is it math? |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1453 |
Quick, go buy a Powerball ticket! |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1454 |
I’m a woman in STEM, not a woman in neat handwriting, Kevin. |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1455 |
Let’s erase it so we can clap the erasers! |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1456 |
So is it a recession or inflation? |
1.2636 |
0.04607 |
129 |
100 |
24 |
5 |
1457 |
I need another chalk. |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1458 |
Misleading the algorithm!! |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1459 |
It works, let’s do another , that’s so fun ! |
1.2632 |
0.05011 |
95 |
72 |
21 |
2 |
1460 |
Turns out, there IS a Santa Clause! |
1.2632 |
0.04761 |
133 |
105 |
21 |
7 |
1461 |
Don’t tell anyone, but the janitor wrote this. |
1.2632 |
0.04640 |
133 |
104 |
23 |
6 |
1462 |
I confirmed today is in fact Monday! |
1.2628 |
0.04889 |
137 |
110 |
18 |
9 |
1463 |
Yes, there is a God! |
1.2627 |
0.04572 |
118 |
90 |
25 |
3 |
1464 |
Great chalk! |
1.2627 |
0.04878 |
118 |
92 |
21 |
5 |
1465 |
Give me a minute! I have almost figured out how Starbucks gets away with charging $5.25 for a small coffee. |
1.2627 |
0.04728 |
118 |
91 |
23 |
4 |
1466 |
You forgot the order of operations again. |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
1467 |
Come quickly, Mr. Watson. I just proved that 44 million people think AI is A1 Sauce. |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
1468 |
If only there were room to add a conclusion. |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
1469 |
Cognitive Diversity |
1.2626 |
0.04887 |
99 |
75 |
22 |
2 |
1470 |
Still trying to figure whether or not you tipped the IHOP waitress more than fifteen percent, Albert? |
1.2624 |
0.04683 |
141 |
112 |
21 |
8 |
1471 |
I'm not exactly sure what it prooves. |
1.2624 |
0.04790 |
141 |
113 |
19 |
9 |
1472 |
I figured out why drivers don't use their blinkers! |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
1473 |
I’ve found the solution, now if I could only find the problem. |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1474 |
It's almost too easy. |
1.2623 |
0.04627 |
122 |
94 |
24 |
4 |
1475 |
ok, I figured out how much each person owes for dinner last week |
1.2623 |
0.04478 |
122 |
93 |
26 |
3 |
1476 |
I was this close to having it solved but I ran out of blackboard space. |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1477 |
It's not what it looks like! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1478 |
I’m halfway there! Can you get me another blackboard? |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1479 |
This blackboard ain't big enough for both of us. |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1480 |
I’ve discovered why the chicken crossed the road! |
1.2621 |
0.05155 |
103 |
80 |
19 |
4 |
1481 |
And that's why I'm allergic to tuna fish. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1482 |
I'll erase it before we put up the movie. |
1.2619 |
0.05062 |
126 |
101 |
17 |
8 |
1483 |
I got it! The cookies need one cup of butter, not two!! |
1.2619 |
0.04390 |
126 |
96 |
27 |
3 |
1484 |
Relax, these are just the warm-ups before we dive into today's class material. |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1485 |
Eureka! I've found X!"
"Bad news, buddy, Elon Musk beat you to it. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1486 |
I added milk to the list. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1487 |
I remember now, it's "password1". |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1488 |
This could have been an email |
1.2617 |
0.05529 |
107 |
86 |
14 |
7 |
1489 |
How can I understand all this math but not my wife's brain? |
1.2615 |
0.04443 |
130 |
100 |
26 |
4 |
1490 |
I added more of those squiggly lines for you. |
1.2615 |
0.04829 |
130 |
103 |
20 |
7 |
1491 |
A wife's explanation of the mistakes her husband makes. |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
1492 |
I knew I could count on you. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1493 |
Henderson, I finally figured it out! Time equals fifty-two dollars! |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
1494 |
Turns out, the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about! |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1495 |
I've finished my analysis. I'll have the pastrami on rye. |
1.2613 |
0.04739 |
111 |
85 |
23 |
3 |
1496 |
Sometimes,I wish you would just trust me. |
1.2613 |
0.05386 |
111 |
89 |
15 |
7 |
1497 |
I’m setting up my two-factor authentication |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
1498 |
We'll need to put this on the big board. |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1499 |
You still don’t look like Matt Damon. |
1.2613 |
0.04909 |
111 |
86 |
21 |
4 |
1500 |
I think it will make a GREAT jigsaw puzzle. |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1501 |
I have solved why hot dogs and buns aren’t sold in the same quantities! |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1502 |
It's simple! The more complicated it is, the more they won't understand, and the more money they'll invest |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1503 |
You’re not going to believe this, but one plus one does NOT equal two! |
1.2609 |
0.04468 |
115 |
87 |
26 |
2 |
1504 |
May I have a secant of your time? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1505 |
Eureka! I've finally balanced my checkbook to within 2 standard deviations |
1.2609 |
0.04747 |
138 |
110 |
20 |
8 |
1506 |
You were right. It is raining outside. |
1.2609 |
0.06157 |
92 |
75 |
10 |
7 |
1507 |
Does that include the tip? |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1508 |
I told you there was an ‘x’ missing. |
1.2605 |
0.04539 |
119 |
91 |
25 |
3 |
1509 |
I hope you don't mind. I multiplied it by 7. |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1510 |
Finally! I used up all the chalk! |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1511 |
Never mind. We’re just going to order a pizza. |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1512 |
I hate to admit you are right. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1513 |
Watson, come quickly! I think I've finally solved why hotdogs come in packages of eight and buns come in packages of six! |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1514 |
I finally figured out what she meant by “it’s fine”. |
1.2600 |
0.04276 |
150 |
117 |
27 |
6 |
1515 |
Well if you wanted a simple solution you should have given me a smaller chalkboard |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1516 |
.....and make it a venti |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
1517 |
God IS Dog spelled backwards! |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1518 |
Quick! Take a picture! |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1519 |
This accurately calculates how much to tip when you order take out |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1520 |
Time equals money! |
1.2596 |
0.04732 |
104 |
79 |
23 |
2 |
1521 |
Jones, quick! I've done it! I've filled the entire space on the board with numbers and symbols! |
1.2596 |
0.04732 |
104 |
79 |
23 |
2 |
1522 |
Welcome to my universe! |
1.2596 |
0.04531 |
104 |
78 |
25 |
1 |
1523 |
I hate that janitor. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1524 |
You're just in time. I've almost figured out how Trump could've won Georgia. |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
1525 |
I’ve just discovered the theory of mismatched socks! |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
1526 |
Quick, get more chalk before we forget where we're at. |
1.2593 |
0.04627 |
108 |
82 |
24 |
2 |
1527 |
I solved it using the New York Times Easy Friday Crossword Clues! |
1.2593 |
0.05323 |
108 |
86 |
16 |
6 |
1528 |
Mom is right...again! |
1.2593 |
0.05483 |
108 |
87 |
14 |
7 |
1529 |
It may be beautiful, but you still have to erase it. |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1530 |
The ladies calculated it correctly, stop checking it. |
1.2593 |
0.05483 |
108 |
87 |
14 |
7 |
1531 |
Scientist? No, I'm just the janitor here. |
1.2590 |
0.03999 |
139 |
105 |
32 |
2 |
1532 |
No solution to Earth's problems so let's head for Mars. |
1.2589 |
0.04702 |
112 |
86 |
23 |
3 |
1533 |
Wait, change of plan... |
1.2589 |
0.05343 |
112 |
90 |
15 |
7 |
1534 |
91% chance lab coats will finally be “in” this season! |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1535 |
I need 5 more minutes |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
1536 |
Never mind. I got the answer from Alexa. |
1.2588 |
0.06296 |
85 |
69 |
10 |
6 |
1537 |
Has my second chalkboard arrived? |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1538 |
Come in Bob, just finished balancing my checkbook. |
1.2586 |
0.05066 |
116 |
92 |
18 |
6 |
1539 |
The answer is "we're all screwed." |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
1540 |
Until the bigger board arrives, this is unsolvable. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1541 |
What did X stand for again? |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1542 |
Graffiti! Do you think it was the math majors or football team? |
1.2586 |
0.05066 |
116 |
92 |
18 |
6 |
1543 |
You’re just in time to take credit. |
1.2586 |
0.05066 |
116 |
92 |
18 |
6 |
1544 |
My wife said we're running low on formula. |
1.2584 |
0.06297 |
89 |
73 |
9 |
7 |
1545 |
The janitor solved it! |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
1546 |
I'm coming. I'll Google the solution later. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
1547 |
This formula proves that algebra is useless after all! |
1.2583 |
0.04348 |
120 |
91 |
27 |
2 |
1548 |
Eureka! A formula that tricks Americans into watching soccer! |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
1549 |
I MUST verify my result! Did you bring the woodchuck? |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1550 |
Yeah, bombs are cool and all but maybe we should take a break and go see Barbie. |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1551 |
I have finally proven why toast always lands butter side down |
1.2578 |
0.04991 |
128 |
103 |
17 |
8 |
1552 |
AI did WHAT? |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
1553 |
Stop me if you've heard this one before. |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1554 |
I did it! I proved that Sheldon Cooper was wrong! |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1555 |
Almost ran out of room, but a little helium under the robe did the trick! |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1556 |
Oh good, you are here. What’s seven times eight? |
1.2574 |
0.05912 |
101 |
83 |
10 |
8 |
1557 |
One last time Victoria,it's either me or the Big Bang. |
1.2574 |
0.04804 |
101 |
77 |
22 |
2 |
1558 |
The end is near! |
1.2574 |
0.04428 |
136 |
106 |
25 |
5 |
1559 |
Ah, perfect timing. I've just figured out how to cancel our cable service! |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1560 |
I’ve done it! I’ve solved the ultimate conundrum, cake or Pi. |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1561 |
According to my calculations, I should watch Barbie second. |
1.2571 |
0.04795 |
140 |
113 |
18 |
9 |
1562 |
Simply put, that’s the answer.” |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1563 |
Yes, the world will end in 2017. |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
1564 |
Too formulaic? |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
1565 |
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.2571 |
0.05418 |
105 |
84 |
15 |
6 |
1566 |
Sure, but it still doesn’t explain who let the dogs out! |
1.2571 |
0.05069 |
105 |
82 |
19 |
4 |
1567 |
Turns out, the answer’s in the back of the book Sheryl! |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1568 |
Oops, sorry Miss Adams, I’ll erase the board ready for your class. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1569 |
Eureka! I've discovered what's wrong with the Mets! |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1570 |
I told you 2 plus 2 equals 4 |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1571 |
Taking into account the infinite number of simultaneous possibilities and that should put her walking in the door right about - now! |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1572 |
Eureka! I have just computed how to get my health insurance to pay my last bill! |
1.2568 |
0.04301 |
148 |
116 |
26 |
6 |
1573 |
Never mind prof-
fly speck on the scope lense. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1574 |
It's...(snickers)...Chalk-full. |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
1575 |
Edna, that old computer that filled half the basement was right,
we should count the chalk when submitting our inventory. |
1.2564 |
0.05172 |
117 |
94 |
16 |
7 |
1576 |
"Peace in the Middle East!" |
1.2564 |
0.05172 |
117 |
94 |
16 |
7 |
1577 |
I knew we should have asked for separate checks. |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1578 |
No matter what it's full of—It doesn't have the look of complete BS at all! |
1.2564 |
0.04879 |
117 |
92 |
20 |
5 |
1579 |
I love you this much. |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1580 |
Yes of course! Six of one is the same as half a dozen of the other! |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1581 |
I knew the answer would be 1. |
1.2560 |
0.04385 |
125 |
96 |
26 |
3 |
1582 |
But your result was an assumption. |
1.2560 |
0.04530 |
125 |
97 |
24 |
4 |
1583 |
Don’t ask me how I got up there |
1.2560 |
0.04385 |
125 |
96 |
26 |
3 |
1584 |
Negative numbers are so confusing that I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1585 |
Give me a minute; I'm this close to finding Waldo. |
1.2558 |
0.04440 |
129 |
100 |
25 |
4 |
1586 |
By God, YOLO is, in fact, true! |
1.2556 |
0.04967 |
133 |
108 |
16 |
9 |
1587 |
I finally derived a complete quantum-mechanical description of the universe - now let’s find out where I left my keys. |
1.2556 |
0.04356 |
133 |
103 |
26 |
4 |
1588 |
Like I said: simple |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1589 |
I know our wedding anniversary date is somewhere in here. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
1590 |
How bout them apples, huh?! |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
1591 |
Gaslighting in STEM |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1592 |
TwitterX just doesn't add up! |
1.2555 |
0.04863 |
137 |
111 |
17 |
9 |
1593 |
I told you it was obvious! |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
1594 |
Clean the board before you leave. Another class is coming in now. |
1.2553 |
0.05002 |
94 |
72 |
20 |
2 |
1595 |
Yay! Finally got the right temperatures for the sous vide. |
1.2553 |
0.05846 |
94 |
76 |
12 |
6 |
1596 |
It's true. Size, in fact, does matter. |
1.2553 |
0.05002 |
94 |
72 |
20 |
2 |
1597 |
umm, no, that's just the question... |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1598 |
It's a mnemonic device, to help me remember my anniversary. |
1.2551 |
0.05487 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1599 |
This proves the dress was blue and black! |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1600 |
Ive finally figured it out! Cats are just dicks." |
1.2551 |
0.05487 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1601 |
Nothing artificial about it- I'm intelligent! |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1602 |
This should sell for a fortune, it’s better than Twombly! |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1603 |
Let me know when you’ve got a minute, I have one quick question” |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1604 |
This is it, Richards. That blasted cat IS dead! |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1605 |
I've either solved it or run out of space - either way, it's all good. |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1606 |
Professor Thumb, I have finally proven your rule. |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1607 |
According to my calculations, you aren't due for another 7 minutes. |
1.2547 |
0.05202 |
106 |
84 |
17 |
5 |
1608 |
Eureka! Blueberry pi. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1609 |
Eureka! Now I can operate the tv remote! |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1610 |
Dude, that atomic wedgie was 37 years ago. |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1611 |
The answer is black and white. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1612 |
Oh for heaven's sake, Roscoe. It's just I before E except after C, or when sounded as A as in neighbor and weigh! |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1613 |
You're just in time; I think I've solved the "Hokey Pokey" |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1614 |
I’ve got it. The new Sudoku.” |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1615 |
You’re overthinking this. All I asked for was to lower the toilet seat once you’re done. It’s not rocket science. |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1616 |
I told you not to start without me! |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1617 |
'I knew it! That tip was 25 cents too much!' |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1618 |
This proves I'm not on the autism spectrum! |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1619 |
You owe me 30 cents. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1620 |
I found who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop! |
1.2542 |
0.04533 |
118 |
91 |
24 |
3 |
1621 |
Eureka! a solution in need of a problem! |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1622 |
“We’re out of chalk? Noooooooo!” |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1623 |
Pardon professor ...I don't mean to break your line of thought |
1.2541 |
0.04442 |
122 |
94 |
25 |
3 |
1624 |
Wouldn't E=mc2 be just fine? |
1.2541 |
0.04442 |
122 |
94 |
25 |
3 |
1625 |
Fuck I have no idea of any of this means, I’m never doing shrooms again |
1.2541 |
0.05015 |
122 |
98 |
17 |
7 |
1626 |
Who knew balancing my checkbook could be so hard? |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1627 |
Wait! Stop! You're going to have to change the entire equation! The JWST just discovered that the universe is TWICE as old as we thought it was! |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1628 |
It’s really quite simple. |
1.2541 |
0.05015 |
122 |
98 |
17 |
7 |
1629 |
So actually it turns out we might just have an ice-cube’s chance in hell |
1.2541 |
0.04442 |
122 |
94 |
25 |
3 |
1630 |
Yes! It IS trivial. |
1.2541 |
0.04592 |
122 |
95 |
23 |
4 |
1631 |
Is it finally time for a math joke!? |
1.2540 |
0.05156 |
126 |
103 |
14 |
9 |
1632 |
You forgot the "equals" sign! |
1.2540 |
0.05032 |
126 |
102 |
16 |
8 |
1633 |
In conclusion,we should have leftovers for dinner tonight. |
1.2538 |
0.04544 |
130 |
102 |
23 |
5 |
1634 |
DAMN, Now I'll have to start over! |
1.2535 |
0.04838 |
142 |
116 |
16 |
10 |
1635 |
You're just in time! Uh, oh ... I just lost my train of thought." |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1636 |
I've just discovered why I don't have any friends! |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1637 |
I just realized that none of this matters. |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1638 |
Does this make sense to you? |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1639 |
According to my calculations, we should go to lunch. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1640 |
Here it is, proof that I need a hobby! |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1641 |
Eureka! I finally cracked the recipe for Coca Cola. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1642 |
It's not all black and white. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1643 |
Wait! It was already solved. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1644 |
Not you, Oppy! We need Barbie in here NOW! |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1645 |
Don’t you ever knock? |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1646 |
My lunch order is at the bottom right. |
1.2526 |
0.04956 |
95 |
73 |
20 |
2 |
1647 |
And we’re out of milk. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1648 |
Any closer to working out why our CEO is paid so much? |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1649 |
FINALLY! I've figured out how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1650 |
Yes, I’ll go out with him. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1651 |
I've nearly got an answer, but I forgot the question. |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1652 |
By Jove, I don't think I've got it! |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1653 |
Good news, I just forgot to carry the 1! |
1.2523 |
0.04618 |
107 |
82 |
23 |
2 |
1654 |
Sorry, Professor, but the sample group reveals that there is no market for blue ketchup after all. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1655 |
The solution is six. Just six. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1656 |
Ahh, the solution to Schrödinger's Door. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1657 |
Ah yes, I figured out what I want for lunch! |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1658 |
Yeah, I turned it over and, voila, the answer was already written out on the back side. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1659 |
"Hans, you screwed up your time-card again." |
1.2523 |
0.04868 |
111 |
87 |
20 |
4 |
1660 |
Here's your mistake, one plus one does not equal three. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1661 |
I'll be done in another 8,479.62 hours. |
1.2522 |
0.04759 |
115 |
90 |
21 |
4 |
1662 |
What’s most impressive is that you reached the top. |
1.2522 |
0.05217 |
115 |
93 |
15 |
7 |
1663 |
What's nine times six? |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1664 |
I've solved the riddle of what goes on in Donald Trump's head. |
1.2521 |
0.05094 |
119 |
96 |
16 |
7 |
1665 |
What has happened to our window? |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1666 |
A simpler way is E=mc^2 |
1.2521 |
0.04172 |
119 |
90 |
28 |
1 |
1667 |
Gagosian offered 4 million |
1.2521 |
0.04339 |
119 |
91 |
26 |
2 |
1668 |
It’s a breakthrough, I figured out why we run out of chalk! |
1.2521 |
0.05232 |
119 |
97 |
14 |
8 |
1669 |
I've calculated down to the second how long it's going to take you to clean this blackboard |
1.2521 |
0.04172 |
119 |
90 |
28 |
1 |
1670 |
I knew it. |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1671 |
Do you remember which is the password for Netflix? |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1672 |
« Turns out that you just needed to pull the door » |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1673 |
I forgot what problem we were working on. |
1.2520 |
0.04467 |
127 |
99 |
24 |
4 |
1674 |
How do you like the new password? |
1.2517 |
0.04490 |
143 |
114 |
22 |
7 |
1675 |
...and Bob's your uncle. |
1.2517 |
0.04429 |
151 |
121 |
22 |
8 |
1676 |
Damn the order of operations. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1677 |
I was trying to draw a doggy. |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1678 |
I did it! A simple formula for happiness! |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1679 |
The egg came first. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1680 |
About that zero on the fifth floor, go back and un-carry it. |
1.2500 |
0.05455 |
112 |
92 |
12 |
8 |
1681 |
I've developed an anti aging formula for may flies. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
1682 |
Help! I made a mistake. |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
124 |
97 |
23 |
4 |
1683 |
Eureka! I've finally discovered the formula
for longer-lasting chalk. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1684 |
Quick! What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you see this? |
1.2500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
76 |
23 |
1 |
1685 |
I know my password is here somewhere. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1686 |
Four. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1687 |
Look, there's no right answer to this... let's just go with pepperoni. |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1688 |
Got a minute? |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1689 |
Great news Jenkins ! I’ve just discovered what I want for lunch ! |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
124 |
97 |
23 |
4 |
1690 |
You can leave now, Bart. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
1691 |
Oh no! Now I forgot where I was and I’ll have to start over. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1692 |
Please professor, it’s time to wrap it up. The students left for the summer weeks ago. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1693 |
I’m one step closer to mastering the female orgasm! |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
132 |
103 |
25 |
4 |
1694 |
I've got it! The perfect Martini |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1695 |
I've done it! A complex, mathematically correct formula that proves absolutely nothing. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1696 |
I got it...! |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1697 |
Eureka! I've found the formula to explain air fares. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
1698 |
It's called 'mathsplaining.'" |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1699 |
I was right all along! Pineapple does not belong on pizza! |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
1700 |
This is not the wallpaper pattern I ordered! |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
1701 |
It either explains the meaning of life or it’s a recipe for the perfect cup of coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1702 |
At that point, it becomes conscious. I think. |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
1703 |
So now DeSantis says I have to put all this on a whiteboard instead? |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
1704 |
I solved it! See? |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1705 |
Go find Will Hunting! |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
112 |
86 |
24 |
2 |
1706 |
It seems you were right Hudson, 1.25 and one half does equal 7/4ths |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1707 |
Eureka. I know what women want. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1708 |
Congratulations, Professor: in one place, all the mathematical gibberish needed for a generation of cartoonists! |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1709 |
Look at me! I'm Matt Damon! |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1710 |
I still don’t know what I’m going to eat for dinner tonight! |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1711 |
Quick! Get me another blackboard! |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1712 |
I got it! X is just X. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
1713 |
I couldn't sleep |
1.2500 |
0.04388 |
108 |
82 |
25 |
1 |
1714 |
I got Wordle in two! |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1715 |
She wants proof that I'm always right. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1716 |
So, do we exist? |
1.2500 |
0.04548 |
140 |
112 |
21 |
7 |
1717 |
Do you think Barbie will be impressed? |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1718 |
If you stand really close it’s just a bunch of random dots. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1719 |
Or I could watch the movie Oppenheimer. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1720 |
I've figured out how he fooled half the country ! |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
124 |
97 |
23 |
4 |
1721 |
Behold, the grand unified theory!"
"You forgot to carry the one. |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1722 |
Who in the hell is Cy Twombly? |
1.2500 |
0.05757 |
104 |
86 |
10 |
8 |
1723 |
Does anyone remember simple math? |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1724 |
I’ve almost figured out how we can get everything done each day. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1725 |
Alright, I’m pretty sure we can use our health insurance to pay for your surgery! |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1726 |
Museum Quality Math |
1.2500 |
0.04394 |
116 |
89 |
25 |
2 |
1727 |
We were wrong. It’s 41! |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1728 |
Janice, I’ve proved it! There was enough room for Jack on the door. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1729 |
and this work guarantees that they’ll make a movie about me too. |
1.2500 |
0.04916 |
88 |
67 |
20 |
1 |
1730 |
I figured women out. |
1.2483 |
0.04541 |
145 |
117 |
20 |
8 |
1731 |
I've figured out exactly how much sugar to put in my coffee! |
1.2483 |
0.04325 |
145 |
115 |
24 |
6 |
1732 |
Does this gibberish make my brain look big? |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
1733 |
Well, I’ll be damned. The answer really is 42!” |
1.2481 |
0.03908 |
133 |
101 |
31 |
1 |
1734 |
It's four, Bob. Two plus two equals four. |
1.2481 |
0.04673 |
129 |
103 |
20 |
6 |
1735 |
Did you remember to bring the eraser? |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1736 |
Hold on, I am almost done with my taxes” |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1737 |
Get Oppenheimer on the phone and tell him I finally figured how to make my wife happy! |
1.2480 |
0.04906 |
125 |
101 |
17 |
7 |
1738 |
You're just in time for my realization that I don't know what I'm doing! |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1739 |
Can you please go find me an X? |
1.2479 |
0.05153 |
121 |
99 |
14 |
8 |
1740 |
Behold, the lyrics to ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’ |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1741 |
No, it should be one teaspoon, not one tablespoon! |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1742 |
What were you thinking? |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1743 |
Have you seen my permanent marker? |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1744 |
Oh no, who gave him a piece of chalk again? |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1745 |
The answer is zero. All of this work was for nothing. |
1.2478 |
0.04450 |
113 |
87 |
24 |
2 |
1746 |
See? It is rocket science. |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
1747 |
Don't worry, Dr. Oppenheimer, Barbie got the message, and she is coming over as quickly as she can to help you out. |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
1748 |
It was only a simple question, a yes or no answer would have been sufficient. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1749 |
The chaotic jumble of math expressions (few equations) testifies to the poor understanding of mathematics by New Yorker cartoonists/editors/readers. Funny? I don't think so. I find it sad. |
1.2478 |
0.05696 |
113 |
95 |
8 |
10 |
1750 |
I can afford the pumpkin latte after all! |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1751 |
I have solved equality! Turns out that equal is equal. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1752 |
Parent helping their sixth grader with math homework! |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1753 |
A ladder,how else? |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1754 |
You can figure out the tip amount once we get to dinner. |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1755 |
Come in Jensen. I’ve just proven that the Earth actually does not exist. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1756 |
I'm with the cleaning crew. |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1757 |
Your theory checks out.
We ARE frozen in time in a single panel comic. |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1758 |
I finally figured out what my son’s first year of college is gonna cost me! |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1759 |
Did you forget Oppenheimer's phone number again? |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1760 |
I’ve almost figured out how the calculate adjunct pay. |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1761 |
I solved it! It was Professor Plum in the study with a candle stick." |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1762 |
Or we could split the check 50/50. |
1.2476 |
0.05376 |
105 |
85 |
14 |
6 |
1763 |
This equation proves that pineapple DOES belong on pizza! |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1764 |
I cannot find the secret of the universe. It's here somewhere. |
1.2476 |
0.05544 |
105 |
86 |
12 |
7 |
1765 |
Never mind. The AI figured it out. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1766 |
Frank,my peer,I don’t give a damn. |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1767 |
It looks complicated, but the answer was simple! |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1768 |
I think I forgot Step 2 |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1769 |
Right here I'm putting in: miracle occurs |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1770 |
Now I just have to carry the one. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1771 |
There wasn't any chalk, but I found a roll of Smarties in my pocket. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1772 |
Get it? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1773 |
I swear I'm almost done |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1774 |
I figured out the problem. We need a god damn ladder. |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1775 |
NO! Stop trying to finish my sentences! |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1776 |
The darn thing was upside down! |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1777 |
Uh Oh, up there in the northwest quadrant, you multiplied when you were supposed to add. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1778 |
And that’s how we’re related. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1779 |
Wow, I think I’ve found the 11,000 missing votes! |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1780 |
I've discovered why I'm still single! |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
1781 |
Steve for the Nth time, I DO love you! Please come home and sleep. |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
1782 |
I just love making chalkboard angels in freshly drawn formulae! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1783 |
Quick, give me a random number between 1 and 271,923,864. |
1.2469 |
0.05131 |
81 |
62 |
18 |
1 |
1784 |
Come in, Professor - I'm not sure what I've just proved, but I trust you'll agree it's irrefutable. |
1.2464 |
0.04692 |
138 |
112 |
18 |
8 |
1785 |
So, have you figured out where we are going to lunch? |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1786 |
Well whaddaya know, 2 + 2 does equal 4! |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
1787 |
Help me find my one mistake |
1.2462 |
0.04891 |
130 |
106 |
16 |
8 |
1788 |
Finally I found the mystery of why we exist. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1789 |
I've figured out what show I should be watching on Netflix. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1790 |
What do you think of my new Zoom backdrop? |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1791 |
Help me here. What does a woman want? |
1.2459 |
0.05246 |
122 |
101 |
12 |
9 |
1792 |
I probably need to start over. |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1793 |
It’s a recipe for pudding. |
1.2458 |
0.04652 |
118 |
93 |
21 |
4 |
1794 |
Do you have an eraser? |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1795 |
Don't you just love our new timesheet? |
1.2458 |
0.05238 |
118 |
97 |
13 |
8 |
1796 |
I still can't work out why Barbie is more popular than Oppenheimer |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1797 |
I forgot how to spell Fibonacci. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1798 |
- What’s the problem? |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1799 |
Class has just ended. Don't worry. You can come back next week for our weekly lessons on your child's Common Core math homework. |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1800 |
I think I understand my congressional district lines! |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1801 |
Don’t overthink it too much, no is no |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1802 |
I'm trying to make it harder to "mansplain" |
1.2456 |
0.05222 |
114 |
93 |
14 |
7 |
1803 |
"You made it! I think I got it! Did you bring more chalk?" |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1804 |
According to common core math, 2+2 does equal 4. |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
1805 |
Elon liked it so much he’s gonna name his kid or his company after it! |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1806 |
I’ve finally done it. This explains how they get the caramel in the Caramilk candy bar! |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1807 |
Give me a sec. I promised Goldberg I’d jot down my recipe for macaroni and cheese. |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
1808 |
I’m trying to figure out today’s Wordle! |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1809 |
Well I'll be darned. It turns out a woodchuck can't chuck any wood at all. |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
1810 |
Hey Steve. Hope it’s OK. I’m creating a simplified version of your equation. |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
1811 |
I've found the solution to getting more grant money." |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1812 |
I know how we can split the tab for your bachelorette party. |
1.2455 |
0.04320 |
110 |
84 |
25 |
1 |
1813 |
Next, we hope to fold fitted sheets. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1814 |
No, I haven't solved it, but wouldn't it make a nifty wallpaper pattern for the study? |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1815 |
I finally figured out why I don't have friends. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1816 |
So is that a Yes or a No? |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1817 |
Ah, just in time. I’ve finally found the solution to Netflix’s password sharing crackdown. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1818 |
Where is the “enter” button? |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1819 |
I'm in the wrong classroom?! |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1820 |
It started out as a simple summer gazpacho. |
1.2451 |
0.04712 |
102 |
79 |
21 |
2 |
1821 |
Turns out X is a social media site |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1822 |
It’s just decorative. |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
1823 |
I just proved that the center of the universe is me. |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1824 |
I didn’t come back here to have you mansplain my own theory to me, John. |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
1825 |
I think I figured out the seating for the wedding reception. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1826 |
You’re just in time! Let’s head out to lunch. The secretly brilliant janitor will come by to finish this up in ten. |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1827 |
Password successfully hidden! |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1828 |
I think I've almost figured out where we should go for dinner. |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1829 |
Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick!! |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1830 |
Just keeping track of my frequent flyer miles. |
1.2449 |
0.04824 |
98 |
76 |
20 |
2 |
1831 |
What the fu- |
1.2449 |
0.04601 |
98 |
75 |
22 |
1 |
1832 |
Don't solve for x! It's trademarked! |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1833 |
And the Nobel Prize for interrupting goes to you!” |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1834 |
It’s not too late!! |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1835 |
Do not sneeze! |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1836 |
I've got it! According to my calculations, the hot dog is a sandwich! |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1837 |
Hi! I'm death. I can't wait for you to finish... |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1838 |
It’s FLAT it really is FLAT! |
1.2447 |
0.04707 |
94 |
72 |
21 |
1 |
1839 |
Still no budget for erasers? |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1840 |
What do you mean I can’t use ‘X’ anymore? You can’t just copyright ‘X’! |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1841 |
You the Oppenheimer wannabe? |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1842 |
There is a God! |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1843 |
Someone pulled an all-nighter... |
1.2444 |
0.04822 |
90 |
69 |
20 |
1 |
1844 |
Am Just Good will Hunting ! |
1.2444 |
0.05074 |
90 |
70 |
18 |
2 |
1845 |
I can't find Waldo! |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1846 |
Oh my God, I am on the brink of solving the mystery of existence and I have run out of blackboard! |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
1847 |
I just finished making up my new password. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1848 |
I’ve almost worked out what she meant when she said “I’m fine!” |
1.2444 |
0.04639 |
135 |
109 |
19 |
7 |
1849 |
I told you it would turn out to be something simple. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1850 |
You asked the MATH CLUB to design our new MURAL?? |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1851 |
My conclusion is that global gravity is a hoax |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
1852 |
The meaning of Life is 42? |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1853 |
Please, shut the door before the dogma runs out! |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
1854 |
Make sure the black and white areas take up the same amount of space |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
1855 |
This new AI blackboard is great, it just solved the gravitational force equation and gave me the winning number for next week's lottery. |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1856 |
I finally finished my new Zoom background. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
1857 |
Based on these projections, you can’t retire just yet. |
1.2439 |
0.05207 |
123 |
102 |
12 |
9 |
1858 |
And look: no A-I. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1859 |
Yes, finally! the meaning of life. |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1860 |
Now I need to start all over. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1861 |
See? It’s so black and white! |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1862 |
Professor, there's an app for that. |
1.2435 |
0.05326 |
115 |
95 |
12 |
8 |
1863 |
After all that, x=1? |
1.2435 |
0.04383 |
115 |
89 |
24 |
2 |
1864 |
TV looks good on this wall but can you help with the Quick Setup menu? |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1865 |
I stand corrected. The only thing you can count on, is death and taxes. |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1866 |
Oh, you know, the usual… eigenvalues |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1867 |
And when you step back and blur your eyes a little, it looks like a bunch of ants running around! |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1868 |
Sounds crazy, but x is your mama. |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
1869 |
OK- if you take pi and cut it right down the center, then give one half away, you are left with one half pi. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1870 |
>%$)#&, Professor! Your study of The Profane looks to be monumental. |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1871 |
I can prove that I'm no good at higher math! |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1872 |
Oh, honey, I think I’ve almost figured out what I want for dinner… |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1873 |
13.8 billion years since the last work accident. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1874 |
3.14159265359 3.14159265359 3.14159265359 - WAIT!" |
1.2430 |
0.04372 |
107 |
82 |
24 |
1 |
1875 |
The formula for Love works out to Zero. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1876 |
At last, a proof for why everything has shrunk but the blackboard! |
1.2430 |
0.04569 |
107 |
83 |
22 |
2 |
1877 |
Hurry Oppenheimer! They want to make a movie about this! |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1878 |
Fred we are leaving for Barbie in 10 minutes. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1879 |
A ladder? |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1880 |
Of course this is purely theoretical at the moment! |
1.2430 |
0.04569 |
107 |
83 |
22 |
2 |
1881 |
Remember when you said I was too pedantic? I think I can prove that you're wrong! |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1882 |
What’s the square root of four again? |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1883 |
AI could probably have done it faster |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1884 |
How to get shampoo and conditioner to run out at the same time. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1885 |
Don't worry, the part where this wallpaper cuts short will be covered with a nice wood paneling. |
1.2427 |
0.04464 |
103 |
79 |
23 |
1 |
1886 |
Glen, it's just gibberish. Go empty the trash. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1887 |
I've finally done it! I covered the whole blackboard with insignificant equations. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1888 |
Where were we? |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1889 |
I was toying with the Fibonacci Sequence and stumbled upon the Barbenheimer Paradox! |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1890 |
So this PROVES Trump won the election? |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1891 |
According to my calculations you're 4.321 minutes late. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1892 |
The next class need the blackboard |
1.2424 |
0.04561 |
99 |
76 |
22 |
1 |
1893 |
bad news.....i checked everywhere, we're all out of chalk |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1894 |
I am missing a vowel. |
1.2424 |
0.04561 |
99 |
76 |
22 |
1 |
1895 |
I did it! I proved that Occam's Razor is incorrect! |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1896 |
Yep. It's my theory of really, REALLY special relativity. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1897 |
Now if only I could figure out what any of this means… |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1898 |
Voilà, the formula for simplicity. |
1.2419 |
0.04908 |
124 |
101 |
16 |
7 |
1899 |
Can't we just go to see "Oppenheimer " instead? |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1900 |
... and 7x 9 is 63, and 8x9 is.. |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1901 |
The bad news is you made a sign mistake. The goods news is you made it an even number of times. |
1.2419 |
0.04633 |
124 |
99 |
20 |
5 |
1902 |
Try THIS in a small town!" |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1903 |
Have you yet determined when to have lunch? |
1.2418 |
0.05025 |
91 |
71 |
18 |
2 |
1904 |
Hi, Professor Pollock! |
1.2418 |
0.05025 |
91 |
71 |
18 |
2 |
1905 |
And that proves a stitch in time indeed saves 9.0 |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1906 |
I've done it! I've finally discovered the meaning of Bidenomics. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1907 |
I seem to have lost track of time. |
1.2418 |
0.05025 |
91 |
71 |
18 |
2 |
1908 |
The solution to ending all wars ended up being treating others with kindness after-all. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1909 |
You're just in time to watch me make my last doodle and sign it. |
1.2417 |
0.04427 |
120 |
94 |
23 |
3 |
1910 |
Great! You are here,
Remind me again, What is Pi? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1911 |
We’re going to need a bigger eraser! |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
1912 |
And to think they fired me for a computer. Those fools!" |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
1913 |
I got it! Tom Brady may come back next year. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
1914 |
the order for take out is clearly noted |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
1915 |
I can't decide between E=MC2 and E+MC3. What do you think? |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
1916 |
I've figured out how that sock gets lost in the dryer. |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
1917 |
I did it, George, I did it!
I proved that two plus two equals four! |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1918 |
I think I've finally worked out what we should do for dinner. |
1.2411 |
0.04253 |
112 |
86 |
25 |
1 |
1919 |
So, your share of the lunch bill is ... |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1920 |
AHH, I ought to have known it would be a simple solution. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1921 |
Never mind, Dr. Oppenheimer--Japan has surrendered! |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1922 |
This haiku thing has me stumped. |
1.2411 |
0.04616 |
112 |
88 |
21 |
3 |
1923 |
Can’t we just split the bill evenly? |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1924 |
How do youspell OPPENHEIMER? |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1925 |
I decided on a restaurant! |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1926 |
I’ve come to help you think outside the box! |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
1927 |
E equals M C Hammer! |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1928 |
Call MOMA, I'm ready to install! |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1929 |
I’ve jotted down these detailed notes so you’ll get my lunch order right, for once. |
1.2407 |
0.05403 |
108 |
89 |
12 |
7 |
1930 |
Y is 11, I tell you! 11! |
1.2407 |
0.04533 |
108 |
84 |
22 |
2 |
1931 |
I can't find where I wrote my password. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1932 |
This one's from ChatGPT. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1933 |
I've just proved that artificial intelligence is not artificial! |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1934 |
Look what the James Webb brought into focus! |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1935 |
I finally know how to seat all the guests at the wedding! |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1936 |
I mathematically proved cocaine and chalk is a helluva thing! |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
1937 |
So Where's Waldo? |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1938 |
So no more than twenty angels ... or thirty if they're doing the waltz |
1.2404 |
0.04633 |
104 |
81 |
21 |
2 |
1939 |
Tell Mr. Musk the answer is not X, rather the question is “Why?” |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1940 |
I've got everyone's lunch order. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1941 |
It's my phone's passcode. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1942 |
It started with M+C =love, but then it got complicated. |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1943 |
It’s simple, just follow these instructions! |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1944 |
I think I figured ou the Arab-Israeli thing |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1945 |
You see? Black Lives really do Matter! |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1946 |
So it’s $19 each, but Jamie only owes $8 because she just had the nachos. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1947 |
The light switch is to your right. |
1.2400 |
0.04522 |
100 |
77 |
22 |
1 |
1948 |
Welcome to Algebra 1! |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1949 |
It’s just a lunch order, Carl. |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
1950 |
Eureka! The perfect background for our Instagram pop-up! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1951 |
We're finally ready to submit our return to the IRS. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1952 |
I was solving for X. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1953 |
Six! The answer is six! |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1954 |
They just replied, ‘K’ |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1955 |
Look! I just simplified my theory! |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1956 |
I finally understand Inception!
You forgot to carry the one |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1957 |
Mmm... more cowbell?! |
1.2396 |
0.04623 |
96 |
74 |
21 |
1 |
1958 |
Come this way, Professor, the ambulance is here. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1959 |
EUREKA! At long last, I solved... uhm, uh, uhm, I forgot what the question was... |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1960 |
E=MC2blahblahblah #newyorkercaptioncontest |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1961 |
I knew that automatic tip at the restaurant was wrong! |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1962 |
You left your car running again. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1963 |
Quick! Tell Elon the answer is "X". |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1964 |
If a woman was working on this she'd have been done hours ago and be working on the next problem. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1965 |
More chalk please. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1966 |
Schroedinger's cat is in here somewhere. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1967 |
I’ll be gone for two days.These are my passwords for wi-fi and netflix. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1968 |
At last! The formula for faster than light travel…or really good potato salad. I forget now. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1969 |
Did you bring the eraser? I need to start over. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1970 |
I invented the wheel! |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1971 |
The earth is definitely heating up. Or not, I’m not sure. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1972 |
I found it! The definition of 'woke'. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1973 |
Your husband called |
1.2389 |
0.05374 |
113 |
94 |
11 |
8 |
1974 |
Dr. Sanders! It appears the hokey pokey IS what it's all about! |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1975 |
Quick, Franklin, what’s 6 x 7 again? |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1976 |
I got tired of macrame. |
1.2386 |
0.06046 |
88 |
73 |
9 |
6 |
1977 |
I’ve finally done it! I have calculated the velocity of an African swallow carrying a coconut to England! |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
1978 |
Yes! And a pickle on the side |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1979 |
As you can see, I have finally developed a short-cut. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1980 |
Don't come any closer - I just farted. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1981 |
Crap. I’ve just computed that I didn’t order enough wallpaper for the entire room. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1982 |
Let me guess, 42? |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1983 |
And over here, a sign that says, “Live, Laugh, Love.” |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1984 |
I forgot to carry the "2" again! |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
1985 |
I’ve got it! There are 32 tablespoons in a pint. |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1986 |
Wha-ah-t? |
1.2381 |
0.04594 |
105 |
82 |
21 |
2 |
1987 |
I forgot why I did this. |
1.2381 |
0.04280 |
126 |
99 |
24 |
3 |
1988 |
Jackson Pollack says he has a better idea and its a lot faster. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1989 |
Who took my eraser? |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
1990 |
Now where was I?" |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
1991 |
What gorgeous wallpaper! |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1992 |
WE won! |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1993 |
Abstract Expressionism, I think I've figured it out. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1994 |
And that’s why you shouldn’t go for two points before the fourth quarter! |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1995 |
I think it's beginning to make sense. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1996 |
Did you carry the one? |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1997 |
You were right! I don’t owe money to the IRS. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1998 |
Hey! I figured you'd show up! |
1.2381 |
0.04390 |
105 |
81 |
23 |
1 |
1999 |
Surprise ! The chicken came before the egg! |
1.2381 |
0.04390 |
105 |
81 |
23 |
1 |
2000 |
I’ve done it! I finally figured out why some people actually like the taste of brussel sprouts! |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
2001 |
It's true, pie can be square! |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
2002 |
Finally! The perfect comeback for that argument 10 years ago. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
2003 |
I’ve finally figured out how to steal credit for your work! |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
2004 |
So, did you work out if you're coming or not? |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
2005 |
I was RIGHT! The jets DO have a chance to make the playoffs! |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
2006 |
Hi, Jones. Have you seen my ladder? |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
2007 |
We just missed a decimal point! |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
2008 |
Let’s ask Chat GPT instead. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
2009 |
Actually,as it turns out,under some circumstances,2+2 does equal 5. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
2010 |
I’ve got a big problem. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
2011 |
This is how you get a like. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
2012 |
Shut the door, they're all moving around! |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2013 |
The paradox of the socks with sandals theorem remains unsolved. |
1.2374 |
0.04633 |
139 |
114 |
17 |
8 |
2014 |
Quick! Help me erase this and stop Oppenheimer. |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
2015 |
This is the best vacation ever. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
2016 |
I accidentally wrote p-i-e and now our grand unification equation says it’s lunchtime. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
2017 |
My arms are much longer than they look. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
2018 |
Watson - I’ve just experienced the most amazing quantum entanglement phenomenon! |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
2019 |
It turns out, we DID start the fire! |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
2020 |
Donuts?! The calculated meaning of life can't be donuts. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2021 |
Did you take the ladder? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2022 |
I have discovered the formula to rid the world of chalk. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
2023 |
You’re just in time! I’m having a symbolic crisis. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
2024 |
We need that number NOW, Ellen! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2025 |
Is it art, or am I supposed to solve it? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2026 |
Eureaka! I just found the equals sign. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
2027 |
See! easy peasy... |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
2028 |
I thought you said, "don't worry it's not rocket science." |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
2029 |
I put 2 and 2 together! The answer is 4! |
1.2366 |
0.04687 |
93 |
72 |
20 |
1 |
2030 |
Don't bother with theory, we ran the experiment instead |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
2031 |
The Barbie marketing team figuring out how to be everything everywhere all at once. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
2032 |
I have some good news and bad news. AI just solved it. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
2033 |
Definitely Barbie then Oppenheimer. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
2034 |
The Universe called. They want their meaning back. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
2035 |
Correct…but the world is still burning. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
2036 |
As you see, I've proven black matters live. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
2037 |
I’ve run out of chalk! |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
2038 |
A breakthrough, I figured out how to order at Starbucks! |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
2039 |
What's the opposite of "Eureka" ? |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
2040 |
I've worked it out: we definitely should see 'Barbie' first. |
1.2364 |
0.05154 |
110 |
90 |
14 |
6 |
2041 |
Wait, what's this emoji doing here? |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
2042 |
ChatGPT on the line again. |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
2043 |
'I think i've found the clitoris ' |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
2044 |
Ok, Mr. Stevens… time for your meds. |
1.2364 |
0.05314 |
110 |
91 |
12 |
7 |
2045 |
It's forty *three*! |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
2046 |
I had it. Now I have to start over. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
2047 |
Hey, I've been doodling for hours, waiting for you!" |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
2048 |
I've done it! I discovered the equation for how to calculate the worth of airline reward miles!! |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
2049 |
Yeah, it's definite. X was the wrong rebrand for Twitter. |
1.2360 |
0.04526 |
89 |
68 |
21 |
0 |
2050 |
I've just realized I'm insane |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
2051 |
I have the solution to something, I just can't remember what! |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
2052 |
One plus one does equal three! |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
2053 |
Sorry, honey, I had to clean a spot. Do you remember what was there? |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
2054 |
That's just for one Taylor Swift ticket. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
2055 |
Yes! I’ve finally solved it! The answer is to live, laugh AND love!” |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
2056 |
At last! I've determined the extent of a box of chalk. |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
2057 |
I’ve finally proven that math sucks! |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
2058 |
I've just been working out |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
2059 |
Screw it. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
2060 |
I'm happy to mansplain for you. |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
2061 |
I did the first draft on my driveway. |
1.2358 |
0.04332 |
123 |
97 |
23 |
3 |
2062 |
Now it’s clear. You aren’t part of the problem. You ARE the problem. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
2063 |
And that’s how we solve the national deficit. |
1.2358 |
0.05043 |
123 |
102 |
13 |
8 |
2064 |
You were right honey, it's not me, it's you! |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
2065 |
Oh I thought you got the news. That was solved by the scientist three doors down from here two months ago. |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
2066 |
And then there were none. |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
2067 |
At
I finally found the answer, but I’ve forgotten what the question was. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
2068 |
Which X? |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
2069 |
I have determined we should order pizza |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
2070 |
Looks like I can afford a car. |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
2071 |
All right, I give up. Where IS Waldo? |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
2072 |
I’ve run out of blackboard |
1.2353 |
0.04445 |
102 |
79 |
22 |
1 |
2073 |
Tom Lehrer would have an embolism. |
1.2353 |
0.05604 |
102 |
85 |
10 |
7 |
2074 |
OK fine, the report will say we both crossed a threshold. |
1.2353 |
0.04445 |
102 |
79 |
22 |
1 |
2075 |
I still can’t figure how air fares are computed… |
1.2353 |
0.05022 |
119 |
98 |
14 |
7 |
2076 |
Just send her the text man, it’s not rocket science |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
2077 |
It took awhile, but I figured out where to go for lunch. |
1.2348 |
0.04912 |
132 |
110 |
13 |
9 |
2078 |
and I can seat cousin Lucy next to uncle Fred! |
1.2348 |
0.05430 |
115 |
97 |
9 |
9 |
2079 |
Tangentially speaking, it's dinner time. |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
2080 |
It’s all so simple! |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
2081 |
I can’t crack it. It must be impossible to have a good relationship with your dad. |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
2082 |
I've proven we don't exist. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2083 |
The voters will love these. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
2084 |
Did you bring my chalk? |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2085 |
I figured out how to change the time on the oven! |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
2086 |
There you are! I've finally figured out the ending of that Christopher Nolan movie. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
2087 |
Can’t remember why I started this… |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
2088 |
Eureka! I did it! One piece of chalk! |
1.2347 |
0.04541 |
98 |
76 |
21 |
1 |
2089 |
Eyes on your own chalkboard. |
1.2347 |
0.04303 |
98 |
75 |
23 |
0 |
2090 |
Hey, Mike, where do we keep the ladder? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2091 |
Now I've figured out the question, can you figure the answer? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2092 |
No! That one was solved last week. You were supposed to solve the e one in Room 2. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2093 |
...and a quart of milk |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
2094 |
I changed my mind. I brought an eraser. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
2095 |
What a wonderful coincidence - I was just proving your theorem is garbage |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
2096 |
After three weeks, Angela thought she'd just show Professor Martin how to find the clitoris. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
2097 |
I’ve discovered that blackboards are finite! |
1.2342 |
0.04236 |
111 |
86 |
24 |
1 |
2098 |
Eureka! The Grand Unified Blackboard Theory! |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
2099 |
Thanks for putting the ladder away! |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
2100 |
Please call Dr. Barbenheimer! |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2101 |
I have finally figured out the Coca-Cola formula! |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
2102 |
I'll need the blackboard for my 2 pm class. |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
2103 |
I’ve got a big problem in here. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2104 |
It seems your calculations are correct: I am an asshole. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2105 |
I don’t get it. I come up with e=mc3 |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
2106 |
See? It is really quite simple. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2107 |
Hold on, I've just about got it now. |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
2108 |
Come in - I've simplified your draft! |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2109 |
Albert, I solved it, but what was the question again? |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
2110 |
I was just figuring out the probability that you would walk in. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2111 |
Gibberish! For the last time, it was just a movie, stop bringing janitors in here to work on equations! |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2112 |
Just finished the new tax code. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
2113 |
It took me a decade but I finally found a tragic free route through L.A.” |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
2114 |
You are missing the zero again! |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
2115 |
I finally emptied my brain. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
2116 |
No, I just have really long arms. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
2117 |
I still can't figure out where she wants to go for dinner. |
1.2336 |
0.04319 |
107 |
83 |
23 |
1 |
2118 |
Finally! Ready for MOMA! |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
2119 |
I’ve done it! I’ve discovered a way to use up all the chalk! |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
2120 |
Oh yeah, PEMDAS |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
2121 |
Damn it, Albert!! Why are your students in MY class? |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
2122 |
I have discovered a truly remarkable proof for this theorem but it turns out the blackboard still isn't big enough. |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
2123 |
Oh, AI solved it two days ago |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
2124 |
Go ahead. Ask me how I reached the top. |
1.2333 |
0.04984 |
120 |
99 |
14 |
7 |
2125 |
I cracked Einstein's code!
If E = mc2, then F = mc3, and G = mc4 and so on!
Julie Hodson
Niawithjulie@gmail.com |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2126 |
Finally, I am glad you're here. I now know what we should order for lunch. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2127 |
Now that I've explained the Barbenheimer Theory, just bring
me that pink frame." |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2128 |
I haven't solved this equation yet, but I did invent anti-gravity boots so I could reach the top of the blackboard! |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
2129 |
No this is not English 101! |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
2130 |
Tell you what - why don’t I just get the tip.” |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
2131 |
I think I've finally uncovered my cat's motivations. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
2132 |
Fred, we solved that last week. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
2133 |
Call the MoMA! |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
2134 |
„it works for medium seized eggs as well“ |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
2135 |
By my calculations, we need a bigger chalkboard. |
1.2328 |
0.04304 |
116 |
91 |
23 |
2 |
2136 |
You just plug in a few numbers up top and Turbotax does the rest. |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
2137 |
I had a dream I was Will in Good Will Hunting. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
2138 |
Stop! AI has the answer. |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
2139 |
I think I’ve done it—I’ve finally figured out what women want! |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
2140 |
so I've just proven why my dropped toast always lands butter side down |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
2141 |
“And so, we can see that…”
“Hi, Professor! Did I miss anything?” |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
2142 |
We can keep global warming below 1.5 degrees if we all live on houseboats powered by gerbils! |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2143 |
Ta Da! Now you can figure out how I did it without a ladder!” |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2144 |
Just as I've found the solution, you open the door to another universe! |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
2145 |
It's Trump's fault. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2146 |
Carry the two and voila! God is a pizza! |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2147 |
Eureka! I've just calculated how long till tenure kicks in! |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
2148 |
Are we still on for happy hour? |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
2149 |
Eueka, I have found the formula to understand Women! |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
2150 |
I solved it on a calculator hours ago, but this plays better on social media. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
2151 |
I think the undergrads have been stealing my chalk aga—ah. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
2152 |
I heard you got to the bottom of it... |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
2153 |
Help! Help! I need an eraser. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
2154 |
I've titled it, 'A Life Equatic'. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
2155 |
Juanita! I have done it! I have found the solution to where socks go when they disappear to in the dryer! |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
2156 |
It can’t be solved. But the good news is we can pitch it to Elon as a new name for Twitter! |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
2157 |
Burt. So glad you’re here. Help me flip this board. I want to prove the reverse is also right. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
2158 |
You’re right, this is a rectangle! |
1.2321 |
0.04203 |
112 |
87 |
24 |
1 |
2159 |
It makes sense, now I wished it didn't. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
2160 |
I hope you noticed the addition error in line one. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
2161 |
And that’s how babies are made. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
2162 |
Too simple, eh? |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
2163 |
Or, we can just approximate with “E = mc2 |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
2164 |
Finally, the streaming algorithm to recommend the perfect 70s Cult Classic! |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2165 |
Barbie won! |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2166 |
It's been done. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2167 |
How in the hell does X=Twitter? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2168 |
I’ve solved for why my wife finds me annoying. |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
2169 |
Come look at this! Not bad for someone who flunked calculus. |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
2170 |
If I had an algorithm for every time you opened that door... |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
2171 |
Quick! Bring a ladder! |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
2172 |
lucky he was not on the Manhattan project |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
2173 |
Still trying to work out why Trump has so many supporters and why he isn’t in jail. |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
2174 |
I finally remembered my password. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
2175 |
Eureka! I've solved the problem of making bird feeders squirrel proof! |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
2176 |
I just figured out how to get to Barbieland |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
2177 |
Mr. Nolan, I think I finally got the plot of TENET |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
2178 |
I've confirmed: no ketchup on a Chicago dog. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
2179 |
I think I’ve just proven that Will Hunting wasn’t a genius after all. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
2180 |
X" DOES mark the spot! |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
2181 |
It’s no Shakespeare, but I think we can still get published. |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
2182 |
Why belabor the obvious? |
1.2315 |
0.05361 |
108 |
90 |
11 |
7 |
2183 |
I finally figured out what Netflix movie to watch. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
2184 |
voilà |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
2185 |
I'll tell you what it means...it means I'm done teaching French after linear algebra. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
2186 |
Still no conclusive answer on whats love got to do with this |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
2187 |
I’ve just figured what the next winning lottery number will be. |
1.2314 |
0.04192 |
121 |
95 |
24 |
2 |
2188 |
You got a problem? Perfect. I've just completed a solution in search of one. |
1.2314 |
0.05083 |
121 |
101 |
12 |
8 |
2189 |
Permanent marker! Really! |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
2190 |
I forgot what I came in here for. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
2191 |
I’ve checked and double checked, Twitter > X!” |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2192 |
Everything on the board will be in your final exam! |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
2193 |
I think you went a bit overboard with you calorie counting! |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
2194 |
Did you bring the mirror? |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
2195 |
While you were in here, AI solved it in seconds. |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
2196 |
It’s the formula for Coca Cola. After all, we ARE fizzicists. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
2197 |
If you follow these directions you should be able to log into your TV if your children are not at home to operate the remotes. |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
2198 |
Another blackboard, quick! There's no room for 'Do Not Erase!' " |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
2199 |
I assume “I will not talk in class” is in there somewhere. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
2200 |
Eureka, a board big enough for me to get to the solution. |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
2201 |
Ta-da! Today's pop quiz is ready. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
2202 |
Looks like someone saw 'Oppenheimer' without me. |
1.2308 |
0.04371 |
104 |
81 |
22 |
1 |
2203 |
All these years, I thought that piece of lint was a 3! |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
2204 |
I figured out who invented the piano! |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
2205 |
Shouldn’t the first number be 0 not 1? |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
2206 |
Oh you're not interrupting - I'm just pretending to be busy in case the boss stops by. This is all totally made up. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
2207 |
O.K O. K,so should he swing at a 3-0 pitch or not? |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2208 |
So why did the chicken cross the road? |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
2209 |
Hey Nicole, I finally discovered how to add pockets to women's pants! |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2210 |
I've figured out the tip. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
2211 |
Next time knock! Now I’ve lost my train of thought. |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
2212 |
This is my order. What did you want from Starbucks? |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2213 |
I think I forgot what I was trying to solve |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
2214 |
Ahh, the Instagram algorithm at last. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
2215 |
hey, i wrote the winning ticket numbers from powerball on the board and now i can’t find them! |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
2216 |
At last! I’ve determined why I don’t get swipes in my dating app! |
1.2302 |
0.04530 |
126 |
102 |
19 |
5 |
2217 |
I’m gonna need that Good Will Hunting kid. |
1.2302 |
0.04668 |
126 |
103 |
17 |
6 |
2218 |
Oops! I think I forgot to carry the one! |
1.2301 |
0.05030 |
113 |
93 |
14 |
6 |
2219 |
I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you think that you’re Oppenheimer”
Jeffrey Manly
Toronto,On. |
1.2301 |
0.04356 |
113 |
89 |
22 |
2 |
2220 |
My calculations show that we should be able to snag seats for Oppenheimer in about 3 weeks. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
2221 |
This is the storyboard for "Oppenheimer 2!" |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
2222 |
I'm scabbing for Good Will Hunting II during the writer's strike. |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
2223 |
It's finally proven: Conscious life was...and remains...a mistake! |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
2224 |
I ran out of chalk |
1.2300 |
0.04462 |
100 |
78 |
21 |
1 |
2225 |
You should play in the middle in tic tac toe! |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
2226 |
It's hilarious, Bart, but I have a feeling the audience preferred the elementary chalkboard gags. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
2227 |
Mr. Owl was correct all those years ago: three licks! |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
2228 |
Honey I finally figured how we can afford groceries! |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
2229 |
...and this is what it looks like when the experience is drained of all emotion or humanity. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
2230 |
‘Quick, get me a slide rule!” |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
2231 |
Lol omg! I’m, like, so bad at math. |
1.2300 |
0.04462 |
100 |
78 |
21 |
1 |
2232 |
Simple question Mark… Tea or coffee? |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
2233 |
The question was "how do you politely leave a conversation at a party" |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
2234 |
And the combined age of the 2024 presidential candidates comes to… |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
2235 |
And therefore, Ross and Rachel WERE on a break. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
2236 |
No, I told you: it’s E=MC2 |
1.2299 |
0.04823 |
87 |
68 |
18 |
1 |
2237 |
Can you stop there? Dinner is on the table. |
1.2299 |
0.05827 |
87 |
72 |
10 |
5 |
2238 |
Oops, wrong door! I was looking for the Barbie lecture. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
2239 |
Quickly! I need a ladder and twelve interns! |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
2240 |
I could have solved it, but I ran out of space!" |
1.2295 |
0.04625 |
122 |
99 |
18 |
5 |
2241 |
I'm trying to figure out whether to see Barbie or Oppenheimer first. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
2242 |
you've divided by zero in the upper left, now let's get some lunch! |
1.2294 |
0.04446 |
109 |
86 |
21 |
2 |
2243 |
At last! I’ve deciphered my phone bill! |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
2244 |
I believe Ive discovered the difference between sweet potatoes and yams! |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
2245 |
I've decided what I want for lunch. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2246 |
I get a refund! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2247 |
I'm back where I started from! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2248 |
Your turn to erase blackboard.
Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
2249 |
Yes, I’ve confirmed we definitely need to order a second Uber! |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2250 |
You were so right — equations appear to be more erudite when scrawled on a blackboard. |
1.2290 |
0.03841 |
131 |
102 |
28 |
1 |
2251 |
Finally! I have discovered the meaning of the universe.
There isn't one. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2252 |
I’ve proved that one can use all known mathematical symbols in one formula. That’s what all the shouting is about! |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2253 |
Lookee here! Isn't this amazing? |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2254 |
Great, nice to see you, I’m so glad you are here! You can help me solve the Balance of Nature” |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2255 |
Say what you want.
It’s still your turn to clean the bathroom Rick ! |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
2256 |
I was just about to correct your mistake. You can thank me later when I publish my work. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
2257 |
Never mind. I found an App for it. |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
2258 |
Hurry. I ran out of chalk. |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
2259 |
Did you figure out lunch? |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
2260 |
Let me tell you how I did this without a ladder... |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
2261 |
I'll be with you in a half-life. |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
2262 |
You were right. Common Core math is a breeze! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
2263 |
AI just solved my life's work during my coffee break. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
2264 |
I told you TurboTax was a waste of money! |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
2265 |
Board yet? |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
2266 |
Look! I’ve reduced the formula for the entire universe to only one blackboard! |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
2267 |
You could have just asked ChatGPT |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
2268 |
And I know what I'm going to have for lunch. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
2269 |
I said you've got a BLANK slate... |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
2270 |
Occam was right! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
2271 |
You didn't find any chalk? I guess this will remain unfinished. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
2272 |
I've just proven that a twenty percent tip is excessive. |
1.2283 |
0.04400 |
92 |
71 |
21 |
0 |
2273 |
I see the Congressional gerrymandering is coming along nicely! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
2274 |
Voila! Why toast always lands butter-side-down! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
2275 |
Who graffitied my beautiful black rectangle? |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
2276 |
The answer is four. The rest is just for fun. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
2277 |
Only three more weeks until I figure out how they calculate airline fares. |
1.2281 |
0.04323 |
114 |
90 |
22 |
2 |
2278 |
Oohh I meant to tell you we're just going to go with standard deduction this year |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
2279 |
Aah, my masterpiece! If only it would fit though the door. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
2280 |
Maybe we should just split the bill evenly, instead. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
2281 |
Tuesday. I'm pretty sure today is Tuesday. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
2282 |
This explains how to bet correctly in Final Jeopardy. |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
2283 |
you know what, just give 20% next time |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
2284 |
THIS..., was the way we used to store Data Files;
a real mouse tried to hack it. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2285 |
You know, I might be able to grow hair after all! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2286 |
Eureka! I’ve finally got the bathroom key code! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2287 |
We're gonna need a bigger blackboard. |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
2288 |
I’m still attempting to total all of Trump’s legal bills.. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
2289 |
I could solve it if I could find five more empty blackboards. |
1.2277 |
0.04423 |
101 |
79 |
21 |
1 |
2290 |
If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
2291 |
There's a fractal equation I need to correct. Give me a boost, will you? |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
2292 |
Eureka! I finally figured out where I parked my car. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
2293 |
Great news! We're moving your classes online. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
2294 |
Quick Charles, hide all the erasers! |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
2295 |
Eureka! The solution is 4. |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
2296 |
Let's see....two plus two is four! |
1.2273 |
0.04775 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
2297 |
You've made it too complicated. All I aksed you is if
you'd like to have dinner with my parents tonight? |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
2298 |
Is it E=MC squared? |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2299 |
Quick, another chalkboard please! |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
2300 |
You may leave now, Ms. Newton. I'll finish up. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
2301 |
No, it still looks like Trump will wind up as the Republican nominee |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
2302 |
I need that blackboard for my class. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
2303 |
Look, I don't think the cartoonist knows what any of these symbols are supposed to mean. |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
2304 |
Wait, Herbert, you for got to carry the two. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
2305 |
This was written by Artificial Intelligence, but it missed a step! |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2306 |
At last -- the perfect egg cream formula! |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
2307 |
Is this a Pollock? |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
2308 |
I'm just going to leave this up, okay? |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2309 |
I almost know what we should have for dinner tonight |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
2310 |
From this, I predict “Oppenheimer” will gross less than “Barbie” but win more Oscars. |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
2311 |
Al, you made a mistake, left upper corner: it's y/x, not x/y. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
2312 |
Sorry to interrupt, but white privilege is much simpler. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
2313 |
Hope you don't mind - while you were out I took credit for your work" |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
2314 |
I got it! The answer is 2, or maybe 3? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2315 |
OMG....this is amazing. It's the formula for Coke.! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2316 |
I get it now! "..to get to the other side!" |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2317 |
I’m glad you are here; I forgot where I left off. |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
2318 |
„Well that‘s a first - it‘s usually the time people leave!“ |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2319 |
I told them I needed another black board, not black broad! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2320 |
If my head faced forward, I think I could solve this thing. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
2321 |
'When I came in this morning, I saw someone had solved your puzzle, Johnson. Go ask the fourteen foot tall janitor if he saw anyone come into the lab last night!' |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2322 |
I'm this close to figuring out where I left my laptop. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2323 |
Professor, I think I've worked out what your wife meant when she said she was fine. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2324 |
Yeah, I know it's late but I'm nearly there" |
1.2266 |
0.04734 |
128 |
106 |
15 |
7 |
2325 |
Come in and give me a lift - I need to correct an error above. |
1.2264 |
0.04299 |
106 |
83 |
22 |
1 |
2326 |
Now you can see where I lost my place. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
2327 |
I finally figured out my cell phone bill. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
2328 |
Professor Richard, I finally found the answer to the ultimate question:
“Awap bop a lup bop a wop bam boom!” |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
2329 |
Okay, I’m sure now: no pepperoni on mine, please. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
2330 |
It figures you'd show up now. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
2331 |
The perfect amount of coffee DOES exist! … now for the grind size….! |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
2332 |
It's all Greek to me!! |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2333 |
I think I know where you parked your car. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
2334 |
Well, I'm afraid this proves it. Poetry is superior to mathematics. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
2335 |
I don’t the IRS anything ! |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2336 |
You missed something. |
1.2261 |
0.04108 |
115 |
90 |
24 |
1 |
2337 |
Wonderful list of baby names! |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2338 |
It’s definitely your turn to get coffee. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2339 |
Too late - the AI posted it on Instagram, along with a cartoon and the screenplay for a new Spice Girls movie. |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
2340 |
I can’t leave; my students dared me to solve this. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2341 |
Still trying to figure you out! |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2342 |
Ooh, check this out - I’ve figured out how the ‘undo’ key works. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2343 |
You’re my plus one! |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2344 |
Great work Oppie, now lets go get a drink! |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2345 |
Great news! Someone else just solved the Goldman Conjecture! |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2346 |
It's at time like these I wish I had memorized my multiplication tables. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
2347 |
It’s more the height that confuses me |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2348 |
There you go again, Lewis. Doubling your potato salad recipe for the Science Fair shouldn’t be that difficult. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2349 |
Solved! Now if I can just remember the question… |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2350 |
I told you not to go to all that trouble, our outfits match perfectly. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2351 |
I know the AI solved it 3 days ago, but look how much my handwriting has improved |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2352 |
Deep Thought was wrong! It's 41! |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
2353 |
Give me a minute. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
2354 |
This solves the sixty-four thousand dollar question. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
2355 |
Come see! I’ve proven that the chicken did in fact come first! |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
2356 |
Yes, it is immediately obvious. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
2357 |
YES this proves it! My method for loading the dishwasher IS superior to Helen’s! |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
2358 |
'Elon Musk changed the Twitter logo. I'm trying to solve for what X stands for...'
- Eric Nybo, Holland, MI |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
2359 |
'And I still haven't figured out why Twitter is now called X' |
1.2255 |
0.04386 |
102 |
80 |
21 |
1 |
2360 |
No wait! Just give me a little more time! I’ve almost got this. |
1.2255 |
0.04386 |
102 |
80 |
21 |
1 |
2361 |
Did you bring more chalk ? |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
2362 |
Where would we be without chalk! |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
2363 |
I've forgotten what the problem is I was trying to solve. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2364 |
Never mind! It's easier just to replace the dripping faucet. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
2365 |
It worked! I just had to turn it off and turn it back on again |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2366 |
I've finally figured it out! You're mad I left the toilet seat up. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2367 |
I've cracked the code to the mystery of how to unequivocally keep up with the Kardashians! |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2368 |
EXCUSE ME! You used the wrong portal! |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2369 |
Eureka! Proof that existence in meaningless! |
1.2250 |
0.04342 |
120 |
96 |
21 |
3 |
2370 |
Help. I'm out of chalk. |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
2371 |
I figured out what killed the cat! |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2372 |
You're portion of the lunch bill comes to $15.41. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2373 |
Ah hah! The pick up versus home delivery service debate solved! |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2374 |
Feast your eyes, Grimly, I've invented the blackboard eraser! |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2375 |
As far as I can tell 1+1 is still 2 |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2376 |
I simplified my bank password. |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2377 |
More chalk, more chalk, NOW!!! |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2378 |
Thank god! Did you bring more chalk? |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2379 |
Matt Damon was here, the actors are on strike! |
1.2247 |
0.04449 |
89 |
69 |
20 |
0 |
2380 |
What do you mean they didn’t have any erasers? |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2381 |
The numbers don't lie ... we can supply Holy Water for the entire parish if we just boil the Hell out of it! |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2382 |
Diane! I've finally got it!! It's tacos!!! |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2383 |
Eureka! The end of the world will occur yesterday afternoon. |
1.2245 |
0.05716 |
98 |
83 |
8 |
7 |
2384 |
I finally figured out what our problem is! |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
2385 |
I have no idea what the origins of the universe are, but I do think I accidentally just figured out what my Aunt Ida’s secret ingredient in her potato salad is. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2386 |
Looks like a fifty percent change of rain tomorrow |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
2387 |
Thank Goodness! I thought that I would have to erase this by myself. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
2388 |
CHATGPT , my ass! |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
2389 |
I finally have the punch line! |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2390 |
I can explain why I was with that other woman, but I'm still working on it. |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
2391 |
The limit does not exist! |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
2392 |
Okay, I've got it! Under no circumstances should they go deeper than twelve thousand feet -- wait, what?! |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
2393 |
Cy Twombley, I presume. |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
2394 |
the writing is on the wall |
1.2243 |
0.04263 |
107 |
84 |
22 |
1 |
2395 |
I wish I was taller. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
2396 |
Hold on, I’m finally about to crack that ChatGPT prompt. |
1.2243 |
0.04263 |
107 |
84 |
22 |
1 |
2397 |
Was Banksy here? |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
2398 |
Should I tell the Optometrist to come back tomorrow? |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
2399 |
I’m 90% sure a 12lb ham is going to be enough |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
2400 |
Egg before chicken. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
2401 |
You don’t happen to have a spare blackboard on you by any chance? |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
2402 |
No. One plus one definitely equals two. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2403 |
I’ve figured out why shopping carts squeak! |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
2404 |
Oh thank you Henderson, you were right. This P should've been a Q. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
2405 |
Just go tell him. He probably hasn’t started yet. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2406 |
I need pie. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2407 |
Aha! Just as I thought, the answer is zero! |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2408 |
This equation could have been an email. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
2409 |
And that’s when my package will arrive |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
2410 |
Wow, yeah, this is corrext… but we’re still going to need the name of a famous or wealthy family member to get your application noticed. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
2411 |
Chalk! Go get me more chalk! |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2412 |
I can't find Waldo anywhere. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2413 |
....we find the point of intersect at...knowing that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...with respects to 3.14152 |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2414 |
Eureka! I discovered why the glass is half empty! |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2415 |
Just erase it. Our professor had to withdraw his last three publications. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2416 |
I just want to ask....oops! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2417 |
Are you still solving for x? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2418 |
Sometimes a sigma is just a sigma, Freud. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
2419 |
Eh, just go with “C” |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
2420 |
I was clapping the erasers when it came to me. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
2421 |
I've got it! I can prove that six of one is half dozen of the other... |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
2422 |
When one door shuts, it's possible for that same door to be the one that opens yet again. |
1.2233 |
0.04348 |
103 |
81 |
21 |
1 |
2423 |
The age of the universe? No, ... I just figured out where my car is parked. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
2424 |
Yes thanks, another coffee, your ladder again, and a new cleaning cloth. |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
2425 |
Sorry I'm late. Can you repeat that? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
2426 |
I finally recovered the password to my bank account! |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
2427 |
« According to my calculations, I need a bigger blackboard.» |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
2428 |
„Peter, quick, it’s urgent! Come and see what Helen has done to her hair!” |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
2429 |
Found Waldo! |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
2430 |
Have you figured out your lunch order yet? |
1.2232 |
0.03952 |
112 |
87 |
25 |
0 |
2431 |
Which proves my keys are somewhere in this room. |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
2432 |
And I was just about to solve it! |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
2433 |
What if we just split the check evenly |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
2434 |
Eureka! I can write on the very top without a step-ladder! |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
2435 |
Good news. I figured out why the microwave in the breakroom wasn't working. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
2436 |
It took years, but the introduction to defend my dissertation is complete! |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
2437 |
I knew there was a way to make 1+1 equal 3! |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2438 |
This? It's my proposal to the faculty for bigger chalkboards. |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
2439 |
I've figured out how to program the coffee maker! |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2440 |
I'm calling it my 'Starry Night' theorem. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2441 |
There, I’ve proved that a dog will steal your cookie every time if you’re not looking. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2442 |
Waddaya mean, we're outta toilet paper??!! |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2443 |
I've proven that time is equal to mortality! |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
2444 |
All this amounts to the universe's hearty hello! |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
2445 |
Please call housekeeping, I need help |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2446 |
At last, Doris! I've gathered all my passwords in one place! |
1.2222 |
0.04766 |
126 |
105 |
14 |
7 |
2447 |
I know you're here from the Finance Department, but in my classroom, there is no bottom line. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2448 |
Never mind. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2449 |
I think I know where I left my keys. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
2450 |
Yes, yes- come here! I've proven without a doubt who's been stealing lunches. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
2451 |
In a nutshell, whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. |
1.2222 |
0.04682 |
90 |
71 |
18 |
1 |
2452 |
I think I'll let Dr.Cobble finish this up...the Barbie matinee starts in a few minutes. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2453 |
I've found a way to figure out an eighteen-percent tip. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
2454 |
Just calculated the atomic weight of chalk! |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
2455 |
Voila, one and one really does equal two. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
2456 |
You'll never get it. Be original not formulaic |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
2457 |
This is it
I’ve got it
Finally My password |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
2458 |
Good work,Clive. The door opened. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
2459 |
Oh here comes Will........... |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
2460 |
Save room for “Do Not Erase”… |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
2461 |
I can’t figure out where I left my keys”. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
2462 |
What time were you born, Mike? |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
2463 |
I finally figured out why the microwave broke. It’s the lightbulb” |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
2464 |
Clearly, the answer is no |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
2465 |
By jove! I think I've worked out where lost socks go. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
2466 |
Some twelve year old in India just solved it. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
2467 |
Solved the Big Bang Theory! |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
2468 |
You left out entanglement. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2469 |
I got lost back at the cross sign. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
2470 |
I ran that through AI over lunch. You can erase the board. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
2471 |
Here you come again to complain that I always make everything too complicated,but I have a solution now! |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
2472 |
Where is Waldo? |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
2473 |
Here I am about to crack black matter and you come bursting in screaming “coffee time”. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
2474 |
I found the exit door |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
2475 |
There! This proves pineapple must never be used on pizza. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
2476 |
If you don’t mind, I’d like to go off the board… |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
2477 |
Ah!! I feel so exposed! |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2478 |
What are we trying to prove, again? |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2479 |
And now I just need to remember what the original question was! |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2480 |
Maybe chic new lab coats?! |
1.2213 |
0.04279 |
122 |
98 |
21 |
3 |
2481 |
Let’s just use AI and go to lunch. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
2482 |
I just figured out why the chicken crossed the road! |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
2483 |
I do need the extended warranty!! |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
2484 |
Just in time…Give me a boost. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
2485 |
I call it "wallpaper for nerds" |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
2486 |
I've figured it out! The letters are like numbers! |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
2487 |
Aha! I’ve solved how I can go to work, exercise 30 mins a day, clean the house, walk the dogs, mow the lawn, pick up the kids, pay the bills,and have dinner on the table by six! |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
2488 |
I’ve finally proven it: one plus one cannot equal three! |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
2489 |
Dammit! You caught me enjoying some me time again. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
2490 |
Who hid all the erasers? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
2491 |
Oh, is this the math room? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
2492 |
It says "SELL. NOW!" |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2493 |
I can never read my own handwriting! |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
2494 |
Perfect timing. I just figured out what to have for dinner |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2495 |
It appears I'll have the pastrami on rye. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2496 |
Scientist 1: "I'm completely lost in these calculations..."
Scientist 2: "Did you try asking the blackboard for directions?" |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2497 |
You still didn't match a single Powerball number. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
2498 |
Worst case, this makes fabulous wallpaper! |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
2499 |
As you can see Dr. Smith, I've finally proven how our socks disappear in the dryer. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
2500 |
ahah! look! isn't it beautiful!
I call this piece "abstraction expressionism" |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
2501 |
Know any more Greek letters? I need a new one. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2502 |
Ok Johnson, you’ve done the calculations but I could have told you the door swings in. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2503 |
And I did it all without a ladder! |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
2504 |
Well, that’s what I said all along! |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
2505 |
...freshman orientation? |
1.2209 |
0.04500 |
86 |
67 |
19 |
0 |
2506 |
Tell billiing, I've just finished the new internet pricing formula! |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
2507 |
Oh, this is just my ten-year-old's math homework I'm helping her with. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
2508 |
sorry, this room is being used for a Gary Larson cartoon |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
2509 |
I hope you brought the eraser.” |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
2510 |
Trying to figure out what she meant when she said that! |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
2511 |
I just need a little more time! |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
2512 |
We're out of chalk |
1.2208 |
0.05735 |
77 |
63 |
11 |
3 |
2513 |
I hope that formula gets us to Mars because your car…is melting. |
1.2208 |
0.05104 |
77 |
61 |
15 |
1 |
2514 |
It's a mathematical equation explaining 'what a woman wants'. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
2515 |
Finally, the Theory of Everything |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
2516 |
See? This is the proof I’m not racist! |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
2517 |
We’re going to need a second board. We’re tantalizingly close to figuring out what a woman wants. |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
2518 |
See, black holes don't exist. |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
2519 |
Ah! There you are! I just figured out what makes you tick! |
1.2203 |
0.04362 |
118 |
95 |
20 |
3 |
2520 |
Turns out two plus two can equal five! |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
2521 |
Sorry, You are fired..the AI is now ready to take over! |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
2522 |
Too much information?.. |
1.2202 |
0.05272 |
109 |
92 |
10 |
7 |
2523 |
EUREKA!
Proof that Trump lost the election |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
2524 |
How do you ‘select all?’ |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2525 |
Oh good, you’re just in time for me to continue showing you how to properly mansplain. |
1.2202 |
0.05272 |
109 |
92 |
10 |
7 |
2526 |
So honey, when did you say your last cycle was... |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
2527 |
Oh look, the answer is 80085. Get it? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
2528 |
Turns out that washing our plastic bags will turn the climate change tide! |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
2529 |
You’re not Basquiat. I need Basquiat! |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
2530 |
I'm not wearing underwear! |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
2531 |
Can you finish this? I gotta take a whiz. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
2532 |
Get that UAP back in here now… It’s mocking us… the answer to this is 55378008 |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
2533 |
It IS average |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
2534 |
I think I just discovered the answer to everything. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2535 |
Hey dimwit, where did you put my ladder? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2536 |
You were right! Its Oppenheimer first, then Barbie. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2537 |
Are you done playing Wordle? We're about to start the meeting. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2538 |
So Manfred! I see you've replaced my Omicron with an epsilon! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2539 |
Our worries are over! I figured out the winning numbers for the lottery next Saturday! |
1.2198 |
0.04365 |
91 |
71 |
20 |
0 |
2540 |
Screw it. Can you just Google the answer for me? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2541 |
Show me the beginning again. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2542 |
Mr. Watson! Come here. I want you to erase erase the blackboard. |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
2543 |
Perfect timing! I need you to spot me while I'm dividing by infinity. |
1.2198 |
0.06012 |
91 |
78 |
6 |
7 |
2544 |
Ha! Close, but no cigar!!! |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
2545 |
What was I supposed to be doing? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2546 |
I can't complete the equation! I'm out of board. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2547 |
ChalkGPT |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2548 |
I was right, two plus two does not equal four! |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2549 |
And, now folks, this is the formula for our new sales commission plan! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2550 |
You didn't sign the boss's card. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2551 |
...and that's how your make Gatorade! |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2552 |
Just breaking in a new box of chalk. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2553 |
I’ve solved for racism! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
2554 |
I shall destroy this Barbie and her entire world!! #germanaccent |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
2555 |
Which absolute truth are we disproving today? |
1.2195 |
0.04835 |
123 |
103 |
13 |
7 |
2556 |
Eureka! I finally discovered why my Pants won't stay up! |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
2557 |
Your accountant called to say your taxes are done. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
2558 |
Yes, global warming has began everywhere and we are the current dinosaurs |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
2559 |
One plus one still equals two. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
2560 |
At last, I found the eraser! |
1.2193 |
0.05101 |
114 |
96 |
11 |
7 |
2561 |
OK, we should be good to connect to the printer driver! |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
2562 |
See I told you SPACE was not unlimited! |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
2563 |
Welcome to the math division! |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2564 |
At last! The chemical makeup of Spam! |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
2565 |
Tom, you really need to get back to your janitorial duties now. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2566 |
Wait. I almost know what I want for lunch. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2567 |
I finally figured it out! It takes 420 licks to get to the center. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2568 |
Let's see if the janitor can solve this one. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2569 |
Is there another color of chalk? |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2570 |
„How‘s that wall decal getting along?“ |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2571 |
Help me find the emoji |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2572 |
I figured it had to be you! |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
2573 |
Democratic Winning Algorithm: 2024 |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2574 |
So you have that seven I forgot to carry? |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2575 |
“Hoist me up on your shoulders—I found a mistake up top.” |
1.2188 |
0.04241 |
96 |
75 |
21 |
0 |
2576 |
Do you want to add anything to this? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2577 |
Alfred, I've done it! I think I found my car keys. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2578 |
Were they willing to accept Professors Knudsen and McGillicuddy in exchange for more chalk? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2579 |
come on it, I’m not working on anything important. I’m just doodling to really scare my class later |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2580 |
This is how I family meal plan |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2581 |
. " yeah he can solve. He's just finishing up at the Harvard bahh" |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2582 |
The answer is obvious, it's 5 |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
2583 |
At last! An end to Pi. |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
2584 |
My theory was correct: you still need 3 cans of white paint to finish painting this wall |
1.2185 |
0.04798 |
119 |
99 |
14 |
6 |
2585 |
Eureka! I've figured out the formula that explains the success of Taylor Swift. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2586 |
EUREKA. E DOES EQUAL MC SQUARED. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2587 |
According to my calculations, a snowball's chance in hell is actually greater than winning an argument with my wife. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2588 |
i found a shortcut! |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2589 |
I knew it! I definitely paid more than my share of that bar tab. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2590 |
I figured out they overcharged me at the grocery store. |
1.2184 |
0.04455 |
87 |
68 |
19 |
0 |
2591 |
The math is simple: people want a ‘following’ button. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
2592 |
I know where my lost sock is! |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
2593 |
If my calculations are correct… yes! She opened the door! |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
2594 |
Your tax return is almost done! |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
2595 |
I've finally put the debate over the Kennedy assassination to rest. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
2596 |
Never mind! Dr. Gnitwitz already solved it. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
2597 |
Finally! Proof that guys like porn. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
2598 |
I've just proven that I have no idea what i'm doing |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
2599 |
You’ve had all day to be a nerd. It’s my turn now. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
2600 |
The students want to know if this will be on the test! |
1.2178 |
0.04361 |
101 |
80 |
20 |
1 |
2601 |
Boy, the Mets stink! |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
2602 |
If you think THIS is exhaustive, wait 'til you see Oppenheimer. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
2603 |
Do you remember what this letter represents? |
1.2178 |
0.04361 |
101 |
80 |
20 |
1 |
2604 |
I forgot what the question was |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
2605 |
Finally! A theorem that explains our chalk shortage. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
2606 |
I've finally solved it!! The way to a woman's heart is bowling!!! |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
2607 |
Eureka! I just discovered how the shortcut at IKEA works! |
1.2174 |
0.05747 |
92 |
78 |
8 |
6 |
2608 |
Now,where do I start … |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
2609 |
Ready for some Pi? |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
2610 |
Cmon dude: ..: it’s not rocket science |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
2611 |
Eureka! The trains meet 214 miles from Chicago! |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
2612 |
Will it make a difference if I use a whiteboard? |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
2613 |
I've got it! The answer's quite simply, really. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
2614 |
Nonsense, it's about the calculation, not the answer! |
1.2174 |
0.05208 |
115 |
98 |
9 |
8 |
2615 |
Again! Forgot to carry the 2! |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
2616 |
Quigly. I’ve done it. E=MC squared.
WHAT? |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
2617 |
Pi equals what? |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
2618 |
Barbie? I'm in. I can finish this later. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
2619 |
I finally figured out how to keep my phone from updating! |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
2620 |
Give me another 10 minutes. |
1.2174 |
0.04592 |
92 |
73 |
18 |
1 |
2621 |
And he did this with one arm tied behind his back |
1.2174 |
0.05060 |
115 |
97 |
11 |
7 |
2622 |
I was hoping for someone taller with an eraser. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2623 |
Quick, 3 x 8 is....? |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2624 |
You are right dr. Elder, 2+2=4 |
1.2170 |
0.05193 |
106 |
89 |
11 |
6 |
2625 |
If you're trying to become a Jackson Pollock of mathematics, I'd advise you that Expressionism has exhausted its possibilities |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2626 |
I still can't figure out my Ikea instructions. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
2627 |
By any chance, would you have a ladder? |
1.2169 |
0.04863 |
83 |
66 |
16 |
1 |
2628 |
I figured out the outcome of the Rep. George Santos situation!!!!!! |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2629 |
Oppenheimer, you’ve had your chance, let’s let Barbara a crack at it! |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
2630 |
You had a call but a wrong number |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
2631 |
Eureka! It’s 4! |
1.2169 |
0.04551 |
83 |
65 |
18 |
0 |
2632 |
'Matt Damon was here...' ???!!!! |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
2633 |
Can't you see I'm busy?" |
1.2167 |
0.04131 |
120 |
96 |
22 |
2 |
2634 |
Wait—I gave you the wrong problem |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2635 |
Have you figured out where we're going for lunch? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2636 |
I think I've discovered the theory of something or other. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
2637 |
We're going to need a bigger board. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2638 |
No, not the tenure committee! Just give me five more minutes! |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
2639 |
'
"Got a minute, I'll explain it to you" |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2640 |
I found It! It's very very simple... |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2641 |
It turns out that you really don't need to preheat your oven. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2642 |
No, I'm not done yet! |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
2643 |
And they say my wife is always right!”
Saman Mojibi, Santa Monica, Cali |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
2644 |
The crew is here to resurface the board. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2645 |
How was the Barbie movie? |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
2646 |
Two plus two IS four! |
1.2162 |
0.05023 |
111 |
93 |
12 |
6 |
2647 |
This is my algorithm for Wordle… |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
2648 |
I just spent a year proving it's impossible to walk through that door. And you just walked right through?! |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2649 |
I know Gary Larson and you're no Gary Larson... |
1.2159 |
0.05703 |
88 |
74 |
9 |
5 |
2650 |
Two things: We're outta chalk, and our AI figured
that out last week. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
2651 |
Jackson Pollack, physicist. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2652 |
Reminder--you're not leaving this room until you find the solution. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2653 |
It's your Ex again |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2654 |
Eureka, Teddy! The answer to the meaning of life: It’s all bullshit! |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2655 |
your wife called, not to forget to buy the oatmeal |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2656 |
I’ve GOT it. The Empirical Formula! We develop pharmaceuticals with sufficient side effects to warrant the need for additional medication which, at a reasonable cost, we will supply.” |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2657 |
Who erased my lizard drawing? |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2658 |
Argh I just lost my train of thought! |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2659 |
As I told you, this clearly does not add up! |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2660 |
Holy Moses, Einstein was right, God does not play dice with the Universe. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2661 |
You forgot to factor us in again. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2662 |
Here it is in black and white. Isn’t it obvious?! |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2663 |
Clark, I've done the impossible--I've discovered the thought process of a teenager. |
1.2157 |
0.04323 |
102 |
81 |
20 |
1 |
2664 |
This will be the best dang chicken soup anyone's ever tasted! |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
2665 |
Shouldn’t there be en “e” beside the “x” here? |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
2666 |
I'm a genius! Is my coat on backward? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
2667 |
Eureka! I've finally figured out the Kardashians. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2668 |
Now look what you did!! We’re all out of chalk!!!! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
2669 |
You can stop Jensen, without you we just split the pizza six ways |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2670 |
Turns out, NONE OF IT MATTERS!! |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
2671 |
The math does not lie! |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
2672 |
Oppenheimer! I have just proved that Barbie is more powerful than the A-Bomb!! |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2673 |
Herman, that equation has already been solved! |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
2674 |
Can you ask the AI where we can get more chalk boards? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2675 |
Well, a Whopper, of course, with fries. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2676 |
What is 2+2? |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
2677 |
I think I finally understand women! |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2678 |
Yeah, so thanks anyway, but I just remembered the answer |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2679 |
With all that logic on the board, May I ask How you reached the top of the board? |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2680 |
Can you believe I used to pay an accountant? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2681 |
And this is how I get 10 extra horsepower in my 1972 Ford Pinto! |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2682 |
Forget it, it wasn't plugged in. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2683 |
No, I don't have a final proof. I ran out of chalk. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2684 |
Did you bring me some pie? |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2685 |
And now the T.A. will explain how all this reduces to E=MC squared. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2686 |
Did you bring that damn eraser? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2687 |
I used a blackboard this time...no offense. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2688 |
Did not realize balancing a checkbook would take so long. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2689 |
Darn, I forgot to carry the one. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2690 |
I've discovered why we keep running out of chalk! |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2691 |
Its not that complicated. What do you want for lunch? |
1.2149 |
0.04868 |
121 |
102 |
12 |
7 |
2692 |
I have proof but will the jury understand it? |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2693 |
This meeting could not have been an email. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2694 |
Look what happened when I ran e=mc2 through ChatGPT!
(Note: I could not figure out how to put the "2" as a superscript as in MC squared) |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2695 |
I'm sure of it. Soup for lunch! |
1.2143 |
0.04166 |
98 |
77 |
21 |
0 |
2696 |
Your turn! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2697 |
And that, in a nutshell, is wassup. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
2698 |
And yet you still can't explain what gravity is! |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2699 |
I think we're going to need a bigger blackboard. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2700 |
You came! My palgorithm works! |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2701 |
Stop! It's '4'! |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
2702 |
This is not MIT. Where's your mop? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2703 |
I knew from the beginning that the solution would be zero |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2704 |
The final answer is here somewhere. |
1.2143 |
0.04592 |
126 |
105 |
15 |
6 |
2705 |
just Google it! |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2706 |
Almost got it, bun ran out of chalk |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2707 |
Guess you will have to use the white board? |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
2708 |
Cranston, you fool, you changed the outcome by observing the equation! |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2709 |
I am no Einstein, but this blackboard is huge. |
1.2143 |
0.04307 |
126 |
103 |
19 |
4 |
2710 |
Either I've discovered the meaning of life or it's just scribble, I'm not sure. |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2711 |
I swear one of these is the password. |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
2712 |
My arthritis is acting up again. I just can’t figure out why. |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
2713 |
My wife asked me what I want for dinner |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2714 |
She loves you |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2715 |
You missed my ‘Do Not Erase’ note? |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
2716 |
They found the aliens, John |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2717 |
It’s official. The Mets suck! |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2718 |
Hurry Helen! I think I have a solution to the problem, but I’ve run out of chalk! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2719 |
STOP! The error is on Line 1. |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
2720 |
You see Lester? X=tweeter! |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
2721 |
I was right! We should see 'Barbie' first. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2722 |
this needs to stoppenheimer |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2723 |
I was just figuring out how much of my salary it would have cost to go for lunch with you. |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
2724 |
I did it! It definitely is Barbie' beats 'Oppenheimer |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
2725 |
Cy Twombly you're under arrest for bad art. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2726 |
If you're asked "Does this dress make me look fat?",don't answer. |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
2727 |
Thank god, you're here, Sherlock, I haven't a clue what I'm doing. |
1.2135 |
0.04368 |
89 |
70 |
19 |
0 |
2728 |
According to the results, the appropriate response is an eye roll emoji. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2729 |
I'll be with you in a minute. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2730 |
I simply cannot understand how you managed to reach the very top of this board. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2731 |
I'm going shopping now, so while you're at it, balance our bank account. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2732 |
Eureka! The egg came first! |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2733 |
I believe we've covered all the exclusions on our retail discount cards. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2734 |
It's true: there's no accounting for taste. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2735 |
Ah-ha! We can send the kids to college, but we'll have to stop eating. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2736 |
Awk! You just made me lose my train of thought! |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2737 |
Is it pi time? |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
2738 |
Don't just stand there. I've run out of fingers. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
2739 |
According to my calculations it is time for a quick nap. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
2740 |
42! Everytime, 42! |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2741 |
Imagine! No more scalding hot or tepid showers! I am THIS close! |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2742 |
Eureka! I've found my eraser! |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2743 |
Please tell me you brought an eraser. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2744 |
Is it e=MC2 or e=MC3 ? |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2745 |
It did it! I finally figured out why my wife left me! |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2746 |
Ok, I've written it100 times. Can I go home, now? |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2747 |
I need more chalk! |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2748 |
Aah, you're just in time. I think I've developed a solution to the "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" conundrum |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2749 |
Come in! I've finally solved for "yay-high"! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2750 |
I still don't know how Matt Damon solved this equation... |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2751 |
There's a robot at the door. Says he can help. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2752 |
Got it! I’m lonely! |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2753 |
I figured out why my wife is mad at me! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2754 |
I'm bringing you a ladder |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2755 |
This is the hardest dot-to-dot I've ever faced. |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
2756 |
I just finished Bob Iger's taxes! |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
2757 |
It's elementary, my dear Watson. |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
2758 |
Eureka, Jenkins! I just discovered how long a new stick of chalk lasts! |
1.2121 |
0.04130 |
99 |
78 |
21 |
0 |
2759 |
Perfect Frank! Now try going to Pluto and we'll see if my calculations are correct! |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2760 |
What they don't want me to tell you is that this is KFC's secret recipe. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2761 |
You know you are just going to order the chicken salad like you always do |