Contest #859


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 For heavens sake George, let's just split the lunch bill five ways. 1.8156 0.01961 1708 747 529 432
1 Can I show you something real quick? 1.8022 0.01897 1754 761 579 414
2 I do this to scare the students, I actually have no idea what it means. 1.7755 0.01471 2909 1315 932 662
3 I think you're oversimplifying. 1.7383 0.01875 1746 824 555 367
4 Do you mind if I erase this? 1.7283 0.01725 2083 1005 639 439
5 The Dean said to tell you ‘never mind!’ 1.7226 0.01605 2495 1243 701 551
6 Behold! I've wasted both time and space. 1.7191 0.01578 2538 1258 735 545
7 Math is next door. This is the Art Department. 1.7127 0.02803 790 391 235 164
8 This is how you connect the printer to wifi 1.7085 0.01804 1914 956 560 398
9 Just updating my password. 1.7015 0.01435 3119 1606 838 675
10 That username is already taken 1.6969 0.01872 1765 894 512 359
11 This explains the Electoral College AND the infield fly rule. 1.6937 0.01799 1900 964 554 382
12 Hey Sid, can you take a quick look at this? 1.6883 0.02046 1415 708 440 267
13 Looks like you still owe the IRS $271. 1.6804 0.01812 1790 903 556 331
14 I've reset our Netflix password. 1.6793 0.01651 2192 1119 657 416
15 Yep, we're screwed. 1.6770 0.01769 1929 994 564 371
16 Johnson check this out - a bird in the hand is actually worth 2.875 in the bush! 1.6752 0.02539 902 456 283 163
17 I just figured out how to kill time. 1.6718 0.01789 1813 921 566 326
18 Tell me if you've seen this one before. 1.6679 0.01740 1846 924 611 311
19 The janitor made some changes last night. 1.6679 0.01764 1861 950 579 332
20 By my calculations, a snowball has a very small chance. 1.6670 0.01821 1745 892 542 311
21 I'm sure my calculations are correct... I just forgot what the question was. 1.6582 0.01827 1685 860 541 284
22 I have nothing left to prove. 1.6546 0.01272 4013 2235 929 849
23 And the tip works out to $4.38 1.6538 0.01593 2366 1261 663 442
24 THEY ARE HERE TO INSTALL THE WHITE BOARD 1.6532 0.02018 1488 798 408 282
25 Do you have a calculator? 1.6521 0.02280 1101 573 338 190
26 Why do you make everything into one big problem? 1.6509 0.01791 1739 894 558 287
27 Hey, you don't have to finish that. I restarted the router. 1.6470 0.01640 2204 1179 624 401
28 Eureka! The airlines' ticket pricing formula! 1.6427 0.02451 946 498 288 160
29 It's that simple! 1.6421 0.01787 1780 938 541 301
30 I've forgotten what I was trying to prove. 1.6418 0.01699 1918 997 611 310
31 Remind me, what was the question? 1.6412 0.01744 1856 976 570 310
32 I found our miscalculation, but the janitor has the ladder ! 1.6375 0.01822 1716 912 514 290
33 The answer is still “42”! 1.6359 0.01812 1766 950 509 307
34 I hate to say it, but it reads a little formulaic. 1.6345 0.01894 1513 788 490 235
35 Remind me again what it is we're trying to figure out? 1.6317 0.02391 945 493 307 145
36 I’m pretty sure the phone company overcharged us. 1.6306 0.01780 1684 875 556 253
37 I always leave a little room for doubt. 1.6281 0.01526 2837 1660 572 605
38 Look! Look! The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about! 1.6258 0.02022 1451 803 388 260
39 Easy as π! 1.6192 0.01769 1715 911 546 258
40 I've solved for x. Maybe you can figure out why. 1.6185 0.01678 2417 1459 421 537
41 Now that I see it, it's obvious! 1.6181 0.01707 1841 979 586 276
42 At this point, I think I'm just gonna file for an extension on my 2023 taxes. 1.6154 0.01799 1672 897 521 254
43 Hold all my calls — unless it's Oslo. 1.6137 0.01828 2045 1246 343 456
44 I got the opposite answer on the whiteboard. 1.6136 0.03200 590 336 146 108
45 And so we know Twitter is X. 1.6125 0.02292 1071 589 308 174
46 I figured out how to unsubscribe! 1.6075 0.01793 1911 1109 443 359
47 That's it! All the Trump charges! 1.6039 0.01916 1540 861 428 251
48 I was just leaving you a note. 1.5995 0.01891 1588 896 432 260
49 Think of a number between one and ten. 1.5972 0.02305 1065 602 290 173
50 Or we could just split the bill. 1.5944 0.02060 1440 850 324 266
51 Finally something that makes sense! 1.5930 0.02280 1022 564 310 148
52 I did not go off on a tangent. 1.5923 0.01977 1300 703 424 173
53 There’s an app for that. 1.5909 0.02290 990 542 311 137
54 Obvious, isn't it? 1.5798 0.02140 1197 685 330 182
55 I've discovered mathematics we can still teach in Florida! 1.5745 0.02173 1229 729 294 206
56 Just for fun, let's put this on the final exam. 1.5722 0.02155 1157 664 324 169
57 As you can see, when I began solving this problem I was a lot taller. 1.5714 0.02344 1099 668 234 197
58 I’ve told you a hundred times Fred , don’t try to fix my problems 1.5650 0.02391 1069 660 214 195
59 Well, it's not rocket science." 1.5645 0.02879 643 372 179 92
60 It seems so simple when you explain it! 1.5642 0.02266 934 516 309 109
61 This proves unequivocally that the glass is half full 1.5581 0.02352 887 500 279 108
62 I finally figured out how to unsubscribe from Instagram! 1.5494 0.02565 861 525 199 137
63 What? Now you found my calculator? 1.5485 0.02469 866 512 233 121
64 It’s the algorithm to reach a live person at the cable company 1.5479 0.02582 856 525 193 138
65 So, I think we should just try turning it off then back on again. 1.5463 0.02589 842 515 194 133
66 Maybe we should just take the standard deduction 1.5459 0.02581 850 521 194 135
67 Really? Do I have to draw you a picture?" 1.5429 0.02555 781 459 220 102
68 Just creating my new WiFi password. 1.5400 0.02676 750 453 189 108
69 You were right—the Universe IS meaningless. 1.5387 0.02673 724 431 196 97
70 I think I figured out an acceptable password 1.5380 0.02705 777 483 170 124
71 Elon hired me to solve for X. 1.5371 0.02746 728 446 173 109
72 Of course, it's only a hunch. 1.5367 0.02683 723 433 192 98
73 I've discovered the secret to tenure!" 1.5362 0.02620 733 433 207 93
74 Good News Sir, we found space to carry the, 1, on another chalkboard. 1.5352 0.03486 426 255 114 57
75 It's one teaspoon not one tablespoon! 1.5346 0.02716 694 414 189 91
76 It's all nonsense, but my grant was renewed. 1.5323 0.02673 759 466 182 111
77 Uh Paul? I asked you what time is it, not what is time. 1.5322 0.02871 714 455 138 121
78 I think I finally came up with a secure password! 1.5294 0.02797 697 431 163 103
79 These password requirements are getting more and more ridiculous. 1.5288 0.02799 694 429 163 102
80 EUREKA! I’m getting a refund from my Income Tax! 1.5287 0.02856 662 408 158 96
81 It's all nonsense but don't you think this would make a great wallpaper? 1.5282 0.02770 674 408 176 90
82 If this doesn’t prove to the MAGA Republicans that Trump lost, nothing will. 1.5272 0.02951 662 421 133 108
83 The janitor couldn't figure it our either... 1.5264 0.02851 644 393 163 88
84 If I don’t write down my strong password, I’ll never remember it. 1.5251 0.02945 657 417 135 105
85 So my wife said 'prove I'm wrong' 1.5249 0.02966 642 406 135 101
86 Who would have thought it could be so simple? 1.5244 0.02820 656 401 166 89
87 I finally have the answer but forget what the question is. 1.5221 0.02890 657 412 147 98
88 Chalk is finite! 1.5220 0.02794 590 344 184 62
89 Most of this is above me. 1.5217 0.02662 646 376 203 67
90 Eureka! Endless days and nights of collecting data, years of mind-numbing research. My health is shot and my family has left me, but it was all worth it! I’ve proven conclusively that ‘over’ is the correct way to hang toilet paper. 1.5206 0.02702 678 408 187 83
91 Hastings! I knew I could figure out my cable bill. 1.5190 0.02922 580 350 159 71
92 That’s only your opinion 1.5160 0.02807 562 326 182 54
93 Did you bring Occam’s eraser? 1.5152 0.02972 627 399 133 95
94 …plus or minus. 1.5150 0.02859 600 363 165 72
95 Rounds to zero. 1.5148 0.03001 573 354 143 76
96 Biden still won. 1.5146 0.03172 581 379 105 97
97 Please erase the board for the next class. 1.5120 0.02911 627 394 145 88
98 It’s the chicken! The chicken came first! 1.5111 0.03041 583 369 130 84
99 Can you put your finger right here? I really have to pee. 1.5106 0.04447 284 183 57 44
100 It’s not a formula for anything. It just intimidates the hell out of the liberal arts majors. 1.5102 0.03106 588 381 114 93
101 I don’t care what happens in the movie — you’re just a janitor, you can’t keep doing this! 1.5101 0.03077 547 341 133 73
102 I can't find where I put the decimal point 1.5080 0.02981 565 349 145 71
103 You can stop now. We figured out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.5072 0.03120 489 296 138 55
104 I finally figured out when I’m gonna pay off my student loans. 1.5044 0.03090 571 367 120 84
105 Oh, hi. I was hoping to surprise you by cleaning your chalkboard! 1.5040 0.03146 500 309 130 61
106 Turns out that a bird in the hand is only worth 1.362 in the bush. 1.5019 0.03054 526 325 138 63
107 See, it was obvious. 1.4950 0.03276 499 323 105 71
108 Looks like you forgot to carry the 2. 1.4948 0.03219 485 306 118 61
109 I see an error,there - 10feet up and 3 feet over. 1.4937 0.03074 478 290 140 48
110 Of course I carried the 1. I just don't recall where to. 1.4922 0.03162 510 325 119 66
111 Can you spare the left side of your brain for a moment, professor? 1.4920 0.03271 439 271 120 48
112 I think you misunderstood what they meant when they said there was a formula shortage. 1.4915 0.03313 472 303 106 63
113 Tell the party at table 12 that the tip is…. 1.4915 0.03198 470 293 123 54
114 Too many choices. Let’s just go with one plain, one with extra cheese. 1.4908 0.03196 487 308 119 60
115 You need a capital letter AND a special character. 1.4906 0.03457 479 321 81 77
116 I have infinite possibilities, but I'm running out of time and space. 1.4894 0.03326 472 305 103 64
117 I finally finished my taxes. 1.4872 0.03407 429 273 103 53
118 Eureka! I have found the solution to obtaining Taylor Swift concert tickets! 1.4865 0.03367 444 284 104 56
119 It turns out that it actually is what it is. 1.4860 0.03542 430 283 85 62
120 So, it turns out the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about. 1.4835 0.03642 424 285 73 66
121 "Wait a minute....HOW FAST was the second train going again?" 1.4832 0.03553 416 272 87 57
122 I'll be damned! I also came up with Kevin Bacon! 1.4826 0.03489 431 282 90 59
123 Two plus two does equal four! 1.4822 0.03526 365 226 102 37
124 Found the answer but can't remember the question. 1.4810 0.03465 422 273 95 54
125 Now you made me lose my place 1.4807 0.03189 466 294 120 52
126 Eureka! The exact sequence you need to dial to reach a human operator! 1.4803 0.03640 431 293 69 69
127 You're right. The decimal is in the wrong place. 1.4788 0.03262 449 285 113 51
128 Let’s see what that smarty pants janitor has to say about this one. 1.4778 0.03391 450 295 95 60
129 It's just gibberish but I have tenure now 1.4772 0.03788 373 248 72 53
130 Um….sorry…I need the blackboard for the next class… 1.4770 0.03662 369 238 86 45
131 It’s the chicken! 1.4738 0.03568 382 246 91 45
132 WRONG! 1.4733 0.03426 412 265 99 48
133 I'm suspicious, too. It's almost TOO simple. 1.4717 0.03783 371 248 71 52
134 Do you have a few seconds to review this? 1.4680 0.03226 406 251 120 35
135 I now know the answer, but I forgot what the question was. 1.4665 0.03249 418 263 115 40
136 Let’s scare the Freshman. 1.4663 0.03547 401 265 85 51
137 Password must contain at least 1 uppercase letter, 1 lowercase letter, 1 number and 1 special character. 1.4660 0.03458 412 270 92 50
138 Uh-oh. I think I forgot to carry the one. 1.4653 0.03421 404 261 98 45
139 I've simplified the tax code. 1.4645 0.03782 366 246 70 50
140 Listen Frank, your Wordle streak doesn't define you! 1.4642 0.03461 377 240 99 38
141 Taking into account the speed of light,I can now show that a stitch in time is actually only worth eight 1.4634 0.03808 328 213 78 37
142 According to my calculations, he has enough indictments to win the Republican nomination. 1.4633 0.03837 354 238 68 48
143 I was just writing you a note. 1.4629 0.03409 391 250 101 40
144 Well, there goes my train of thought. 1.4612 0.03328 425 276 102 47
145 I finally figured out where those missing socks in the dryer go. 1.4611 0.03704 386 262 70 54
146 It's true. One IS the loneliest number. 1.4607 0.03576 369 240 88 41
147 Yes. That IS my final answer! 1.4605 0.03709 354 233 79 42
148 You didn't carry the two. 1.4599 0.05266 187 126 36 25
149 It’s even more complicated than it looks. This used to be a whiteboard. 1.4589 0.03638 377 251 79 47
150 Sure, no problem. 1.4588 0.03390 340 208 108 24
151 This is only my opinion. 1.4567 0.03492 381 248 92 41
152 Race seven, twenty dollars to win on four. 1.4551 0.03735 312 199 84 29
153 Your share of lunch was $11.75. 1.4543 0.03397 427 285 90 52
154 What do you mean, never mind?' 1.4538 0.03655 390 266 71 53
155 Eureka! Chaos is no longer just a theory! 1.4537 0.03840 324 214 73 37
156 Quick! Another blackboard! 1.4535 0.03523 355 228 93 34
157 Did you also solve today’s wordle? 1.4532 0.03314 406 262 104 40
158 Wait, what was the question again? 1.4532 0.03566 395 266 79 50
159 My God she’s right! I AM completely and totally average. 1.4530 0.03452 362 231 98 33
160 My computer ran this calculation in 3 seconds, but I love messing with the new students. 1.4521 0.03643 376 253 76 47
161 Hey,the boss said never mind. The answer is 6. 1.4519 0.03735 374 256 67 51
162 Do you have any more chalk? 1.4519 0.03414 374 240 99 35
163 MIT did not want it, but the math department chair encouraged me to try MOMA. 1.4518 0.03773 301 192 82 27
164 I'm absolutely sure, the answer is, "maybe. 1.4515 0.03879 299 194 75 30
165 It was a rhetorical question, Karl. 1.4503 0.03955 322 218 63 41
166 I think I forgot to carry a two. 1.4502 0.04449 231 151 56 24
167 We don't exist! 1.4495 0.03861 327 219 69 39
168 Can you check my answer? 1.4493 0.03571 345 223 89 33
169 I've budgeted it out and it turns out we're spending too much on chalk 1.4492 0.03706 354 237 75 42
170 I'm this close to paying off my student loan. 1.4491 0.03824 334 224 70 40
171 I've seen this one before. 1.4491 0.03581 334 214 90 30
172 I did it, Pennington! I figured out my utilities bill. 1.4489 0.03453 401 267 88 46
173 Today's number is five. 1.4461 0.03630 334 217 85 32
174 There's no room for the answer. 1.4451 0.03823 355 245 62 48
175 And THAT'S how much wood a woodchuck could chuck! 1.4444 0.03861 324 218 68 38
176 I think I know how to split the check 1.4441 0.03824 331 223 69 39
177 How long I was in the restroom? 1.4438 0.03693 329 216 80 33
178 Bring chalk! 1.4437 0.03992 284 187 68 29
179 Just like I said -- it's obvious! 1.4427 0.03691 323 211 81 31
180 I found the answer, but I’ve forgotten the question! 1.4408 0.03696 363 248 70 45
181 I'm just going to guess seven! 1.4400 0.03921 300 200 68 32
182 They said I'd never find x but look! There it is, clear as day! 1.4399 0.03569 366 245 81 40
183 Matt Damon was here again. 1.4392 0.03842 296 194 74 28
184 I don't know, the janitor left it. 1.4391 0.03709 353 240 71 42
185 It doesn't prove anything but it's a start. 1.4385 0.03939 301 202 66 33
186 Oh, great! You made me lose count. 1.4375 0.03882 304 203 69 32
187 The chicken came first. 1.4373 0.03845 311 208 70 33
188 It’s settled. The chicken came first. 1.4371 0.03901 302 202 68 32
189 Great news! I can finally prove that time equals money. 1.4364 0.04051 275 183 64 28
190 Just helping Elon name his next kid 1.4362 0.03967 298 201 64 33
191 Sorry, to interrupt, but your class went home three hours ago. 1.4358 0.03738 335 226 72 37
192 Wait, are you saying after all the work I have done that the answer is blowing in the wind! 1.4355 0.04049 287 194 61 32
193 And yet, I still have no theory for how I reached the top of the blackboard. 1.4355 0.03880 310 209 67 34
194 The answer is four! 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
195 We're going to need that blackboard! 1.4341 0.03697 334 224 75 35
196 Did I miss anything? 1.4340 0.03728 318 211 76 31
197 You were right. Forty-two. 1.4338 0.03755 355 246 64 45
198 I have solved the "Theory of Everything." We're screwed. 1.4337 0.03714 332 223 74 35
199 Let’s see that cocky janitor solve THIS one! 1.4337 0.03995 309 213 58 38
200 Simmons, come see! Iv'e discovered how to cancel my gym membership! 1.4334 0.03927 293 196 67 30
201 I’ve figured out how to reach a representative at the cable company! 1.4330 0.03977 291 196 64 31
202 It's really simple. 1.4309 0.03922 311 213 62 36
203 Eureka, Professor Henderson! Irrefutable proof that 1 is the loneliest number. 1.4296 0.04153 277 190 55 32
204 OH NO! Was there a phone number on there?? 1.4296 0.03760 291 190 77 24
205 Keep in mind, it’s just a first draft. 1.4291 0.04025 261 172 66 23
206 Marge, you gotta see this! I think I figured out how to cancel that free trial I signed up for. 1.4281 0.03963 320 224 55 41
207 I checked every room, no erasers. 1.4277 0.03777 318 215 70 33
208 Okay, so for lunch, you owe John $1.24, Bill owes you $.78, and Kristen owes me $.92. 1.4277 0.03881 318 219 62 37
209 Ah Quigly, just in time. I’ve got to go to the bathroom so come and put your finger here. 1.4276 0.03791 304 203 72 29
210 Never mind, I figured it out. 1.4276 0.04013 290 198 60 32
211 Turns out Jesus was black! 1.4270 0.04121 274 187 57 30
212 I just finished resetting my password! 1.4268 0.03865 314 215 64 35
213 I forgot what I was looking for. 1.4261 0.04013 284 193 61 30
214 I figured out tomorrow's Wordle! 1.4251 0.03951 287 194 64 29
215 It turns out, it was the chicken. 1.4246 0.04124 252 168 61 23
216 I’m gonna need a bigger blackboard… 1.4242 0.05240 165 112 36 17
217 This is huge. 1.4239 0.04312 243 165 53 25
218 And THIS is why we don't have nice things. 1.4237 0.04323 236 159 54 23
219 Watson! Come here! I've figured out the Verizon bill! 1.4228 0.04173 272 188 53 31
220 Success! I'm ready for the Medicare Open Enrollment Period. 1.4227 0.03879 291 196 67 28
221 I can't resolve the seating plan. If your stepmother comes this whole wedding is going to implode. 1.4226 0.04118 265 180 58 27
222 Take the Jets +3 1/2 points. 1.4215 0.03983 261 173 66 22
223 You know there's an app for that, right? 1.4208 0.04507 240 168 43 29
224 The egg came first. Possibly 1.4205 0.04093 264 179 59 26
225 Can you check my work? 1.4198 0.03640 293 191 81 21
226 I think I found a day next year that works for all of us to get together and hang out. 1.4196 0.03859 317 220 61 36
227 Oh, fuck! 1.4177 0.04345 249 173 48 28
228 I've finally come up with the perfect internet password! 1.4173 0.03890 266 176 69 21
229 So, Roberts, happiness is a warm puppy after all! 1.4170 0.04148 259 177 56 26
230 You’re not going to like the answer. 1.4167 0.04125 264 181 56 27
231 It doesn't matter if it's correct. This is Florida. 1.4167 0.04556 228 159 43 26
232 A perfect password! 1.4164 0.03860 305 210 63 32
233 Calculus is down the hall—this is just the WiFi password. 1.4164 0.04203 269 188 50 31
234 I get it now! X = Twitter! 1.4160 0.04148 262 180 55 27
235 Thank goodness you're here. I've got a problem. 1.4154 0.03968 272 184 63 25
236 I call it Jackson Pollock, Ph.D. 1.4152 0.03893 289 197 64 28
237 Finally, an answer to what women want!” 1.4148 0.04623 229 162 39 28
238 Come in, professor. I need ten more fingers to finish this equation. 1.4145 0.04426 234 162 47 25
239 And that’s how many physicists it takes to change a lightbulb. 1.4142 0.04078 268 184 57 27
240 My simplified theory of mansplaining 1.4135 0.04236 266 187 48 31
241 I'm sure I have my Yahoo password hidden in here somewhere! 1.4131 0.03922 259 172 67 20
242 You’re right. We should just split the check and call it even. 1.4130 0.04405 247 174 44 29
243 Quick! Quick! Close the door! I found Schrodinger's cat! 1.4118 0.04300 255 179 47 29
244 I've got it, finally! Proof that Donald Trump has never made one true statement in his life. 1.4115 0.04203 260 181 51 28
245 The janitor is a genius! 1.4106 0.04416 246 174 43 29
246 So far, the results are huge. 1.4103 0.04280 273 196 42 35
247 I figured out how long until I pay off my student loans 1.4100 0.04462 261 190 35 36
248 Wow. Two and two is actually four. 1.4093 0.03763 259 169 74 16
249 Done with your new password? 1.4091 0.04220 286 207 41 38
250 Eureka! It's the chicken. 1.4089 0.04063 269 186 56 27
251 Does that answer your question? 1.4089 0.04051 247 166 61 20
252 It's true Ian, twenty-five dollars is too much for lunch. 1.4083 0.04298 240 166 50 24
253 You’re still here? I was joking when I said you should try solving it to the nth degree 1.4067 0.03825 268 179 69 20
254 I see what you did there, but the answer is still 4. 1.4066 0.03916 273 186 63 24
255 I found your mistake: you forgot to carry the one. 1.4065 0.04220 246 170 52 24
256 I’ve simplified Apple’s terms and conditions! 1.4046 0.04031 262 180 58 24
257 Let me quickly explain 1.4045 0.04624 220 156 39 25
258 So, everything really does all add up to nothing. 1.4043 0.04431 230 161 45 24
259 Oh yeah, ChatGPT just gave me the same solution! 1.4043 0.04103 235 158 59 18
260 These new rules for creating a password are starting to get onerous 1.4032 0.04132 253 175 54 24
261 Ok, I showed my work. Happy now? 1.4030 0.04019 263 181 58 24
262 Well, look what the math dragged in! 1.4028 0.04149 216 143 59 14
263 And that’s the process for getting tenure. 1.4025 0.04387 236 166 45 25
264 I did it! I finally figured out how to fold a fitted sheet! 1.4023 0.04280 256 182 45 29
265 Math? No! I'm a graffiti artist. 1.4023 0.04076 261 181 55 25
266 Hi. Can you check my work? 1.4015 0.03810 269 181 68 20
267 The avocado will be ripe at 3 tomorrow afternoon. 1.4014 0.03784 279 189 68 22
268 It's not solved, I just ran out of space 1.4007 0.03671 272 180 75 17
269 The answer really IS 42! 1.4000 0.04227 245 171 50 24
270 So, which Medicare plan? 1.4000 0.04399 235 166 44 25
271 We need 3.14 pizzas for the meeting. 1.4000 0.04209 240 166 52 22
272 Would you check my math? 1.4000 0.04040 240 162 60 18
273 Nevermind--one of the students just solved it on his iphone. 1.4000 0.04574 220 156 40 24
274 Thank God you’re here. I lost my place. 1.3991 0.04237 213 143 55 15
275 Bad news -- according to my results, Schrödinger’s cat just died! 1.3985 0.04109 261 183 52 26
276 Look, I found a simple solution! 1.3973 0.04330 224 155 49 20
277 Come quick, I've proven two wrongs do make a right. 1.3968 0.04361 252 182 40 30
278 I think I see the problem. It's "I before E except after C." 1.3968 0.04138 252 176 52 24
279 I've spelled it all out for you in layman's terms. 1.3965 0.04466 227 161 42 24
280 Your tax return is almost complete, Mr. Trump! 1.3962 0.04260 260 187 43 30
281 The answer is 42 1.3960 0.04123 250 174 53 23
282 I know you thought you were close, but I just thought I'd change a few things. 1.3953 0.04200 253 179 48 26
283 It's not funny if you have to explain the joke. 1.3952 0.04533 210 147 43 20
284 Get me the big eraser 1.3944 0.04148 251 176 51 24
285 Hey, Judy…Come look at this! I knew I could prove my wife was being irrational. 1.3944 0.04386 213 147 48 18
286 If you shut the door and open it again, maybe that will solve it. 1.3941 0.04168 236 163 53 20
287 Is it α before ∑, except after Φ? 1.3939 0.04276 231 161 49 21
288 Sure, your equation may be correct, but mine's bigger. 1.3938 0.04389 226 159 45 22
289 Confirmed! You owe me two dollars. 1.3937 0.03768 287 198 65 24
290 I've finally figured out my hospital bill. 1.3926 0.04297 242 172 45 25
291 I may need you to co-sine. 1.3926 0.04093 242 167 55 20
292 Even worse news - Schrödinger's cat died. 1.3925 0.04469 214 150 44 20
293 Nice try, but don't you think it's a bit derivative? 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
294 Your directions were perfect. 1.3922 0.04521 204 142 44 18
295 Turns out the meaning of life is absolute zero. 1.3921 0.04417 227 161 43 23
296 Turns out my wife is right about everything! 1.3921 0.04328 227 159 47 21
297 I Disagree 1.3917 0.03899 240 161 64 15
298 I’m fairly certain this password should meet the criteria for a new account I’m only going to log in to twice in my lifetime. 1.3915 0.03822 281 195 62 24
299 Good news, we are out of chalk. 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
300 I almost forgot to carry the one. 1.3907 0.04403 215 150 46 19
301 Dude-- just buy a calculator. 1.3902 0.04503 205 143 44 18
302 Let's see if that nosey janitor can solve this equation. 1.3902 0.04165 246 173 50 23
303 Just a reminder we will be washing the Blackboards tonight 1.3898 0.04291 236 167 46 23
304 See, love is the answer. 1.3898 0.04811 177 123 39 15
305 Look! I simplified the tax code." 1.3898 0.04069 254 178 53 23
306 If these calculations are correct, I'm not actually wearing any pants. 1.3894 0.04429 226 161 42 23
307 This ought to keep even the smartest janitor busy for a while. 1.3891 0.04210 239 168 49 22
308 Take that, ChatGPT! 1.3886 0.04145 211 142 56 13
309 Bring Matt Damon to me at once.' 1.3883 0.04485 206 144 44 18
310 It's the new healthcare plan. 1.3882 0.04234 237 167 48 22
311 And please don’t say you have an app for this. 1.3881 0.04618 201 142 40 19
312 Do I add or subtract thirty-two to get Celsius? 1.3879 0.04300 232 164 46 22
313 John Wilkes Booth appeared in the 1863 production of MacBeth with Louisa Lane Drew. Louisa Lane Drew was in the 1896 production of The Rivals with Lionel Barrymore. Barrymore appeared in It’s A Wonderful Life with Jimmy Stewart in 1948. Jimmy Stewart was in 1977′s Airport with Jack Lemmon. And Jack Lemmon was in JFK in 1991 with Kevin Bacon! 1.3879 0.04512 232 169 36 27
314 Oh My Goodness: its not 42, its 43! 1.3876 0.04385 209 145 47 17
315 Did we get funding for erasers yet? 1.3873 0.04461 204 142 45 17
316 I'm still trying to figure out how he turned $44 billion into X. 1.3873 0.04515 204 143 43 18
317 Well, look who's finally here at not the speed of light. 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
318 Yeah so, it turns out that the price of TaylorSwift tickets is in fact a tad high. 1.3867 0.04304 225 158 47 20
319 It's quite simple, really. 1.3860 0.04308 228 161 46 21
320 I expected you to be taller. 1.3856 0.04370 236 170 41 25
321 Thank God you're here! I have no idea what I'm doing! 1.3855 0.04239 249 179 44 26
322 I did what you said and got rid of the boring parts. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
323 "It shows there's no beginning nor end to all of this, and the middle's mostly made-up. Lunch? 1.3853 0.04543 218 157 38 23
324 Thank goodness. You're here to find the missing minus sign. 1.3850 0.04293 200 136 51 13
325 So you’re telling me the door has been there the whole time? 1.3850 0.04468 226 163 39 24
326 You can stop now. A twelve year old just wrote an app to solve it. 1.3846 0.04290 208 143 50 15
327 4+2 is 6, Paul. 6 1.3846 0.04262 221 154 49 18
328 Oh, hey, I was just leaving you a note… 1.3843 0.04424 229 165 40 24
329 The answer is 42 after all 1.3836 0.04117 232 161 53 18
330 According to my calculations, X no longer marks the spot. 1.3835 0.04479 206 145 43 18
331 I've calculated that we are out of chalk. 1.3835 0.04317 206 142 49 15
332 No problem. 1.3832 0.04603 214 155 36 23
333 This will have to do- we're out of chalk. 1.3832 0.04458 214 152 42 20
334 I now know how to change the clock in my car ! 1.3832 0.04408 214 151 44 19
335 Let's see if AI can beat this. 1.3830 0.04297 235 168 44 23
336 Okay class, that concludes step one on how to cancel your t.v. subscription. " 1.3829 0.04702 222 165 29 28
337 Turns out it is rocket science. 1.3822 0.04205 225 157 50 18
338 Wordle wasn't enough today? 1.3821 0.04437 212 150 43 19
339 Oh no - Did I forget to square that x? 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
340 I fixed your formula for you. 1.3812 0.04373 202 140 47 15
341 It’s not this password that’s the problem—I can’t seem to Captcha all the squares containing traffic lights. 1.3810 0.04310 210 146 48 16
342 According to my calculations, A Woodchuck could chuck as much wood as Woodchuck could, but that's assuming a Woodchuck could chuck wood. 1.3801 0.04352 221 157 44 20
343 It was so obvious! 1.3784 0.04335 222 158 44 20
344 I can't find where I started! 1.3784 0.04710 185 131 38 16
345 Go figure. 1.3782 0.04570 193 136 41 16
346 Could the solution be more obvious? 1.3779 0.04358 217 154 44 19
347 I think I figured out the way to San Jose. 1.3778 0.04930 180 130 32 18
348 I got the same result as Jackson Pollock. 1.3776 0.04854 196 144 30 22
349 That's odd. According to my calculations, a door from another dimension should open up and a man should be about to walk through. 1.3774 0.04530 212 153 38 21
350 Turns out you were right! 1.3772 0.04206 228 161 48 19
351 You wouldn't by any chance have any chalk on you, would you? 1.3772 0.04018 228 157 56 15
352 I just figured out my tax return! 1.3764 0.04428 178 121 47 10
353 Get the ladder again, I think I made a mistake at the beginning. 1.3763 0.04550 194 137 41 16
354 My calculations show that there is a 10% chance of rain next Tuesday. 1.3762 0.04194 202 138 52 12
355 It doesn’t matter, they’ll still vote for him 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
356 I'm ready to tip our waiter now. 1.3750 0.04368 216 154 43 19
357 I've forgotten the question 1.3750 0.04489 208 149 40 19
358 Finally! I have shown that the chicken and the egg, in fact, arrived together. 1.3744 0.04373 219 157 42 20
359 Ah! Just in time. What's 5 x 8 again? 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
360 Chalk, chalk, my tenure for some chalk! 1.3738 0.04686 214 159 30 25
361 I think I may have overcomplicated this. 1.3730 0.04379 185 127 47 11
362 Any questions? 1.3730 0.04702 185 132 37 16
363 Two. The answer is two! 1.3727 0.04308 220 157 44 19
364 Actually, it is rocket science! 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
365 I've finally derived the formula for how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1.3724 0.04354 239 176 37 26
366 By my calculations, we'll need at least five large pizzas and a side of bread sticks." 1.3723 0.04523 188 132 42 14
367 I forgot what I was doing. 1.3720 0.04500 207 149 39 19
368 It all adds up. My wife IS always right. 1.3719 0.04739 199 146 32 21
369 I call it my Everything Everywhere All At Once Theorem! 1.3713 0.05201 167 123 26 18
370 ...good news, I found the calculator. 1.3712 0.04276 229 165 43 21
371 Aha! Just as I theorized! It was Col. Mustard, in the dining room, with the candlestick! 1.3711 0.04659 194 140 36 18
372 I'm trying to work out how De Santis can possibly believe himself. 1.3709 0.04305 213 151 45 17
373 Turns out I DID overtip at lunch! 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
374 Now where did I write that 4-digit pin? 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
375 So yeah, I still get zero. 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
376 I think we may have overtipped. 1.3695 0.04561 203 147 37 19
377 Trump will lose by 12 votes! 1.3689 0.04405 206 147 42 17
378 Does this look right to you? 1.3684 0.04360 209 149 43 17
379 What do I have to do to get pi around here? 1.3682 0.04646 201 147 34 20
380 Is that proof enough for you? 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
381 This is for my next class of 'I already know everything' students. 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
382 We booked this conference room for this time…and we’re going to need the blackboard. 1.3676 0.04818 185 135 32 18
383 Come... come look at this. If we turn the eight on its side, the whole thing goes kablooey! 1.3674 0.04117 215 150 51 14
384 What's three times seven? 1.3673 0.04840 196 146 28 22
385 Come, take a look. It's so obvious! 1.3671 0.03945 237 166 55 16
386 Is that your final answer? 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
387 And that is where the missing socks go 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
388 I think I've discovered why fools fall in love. 1.3663 0.04237 202 141 48 13
389 My class meets next door? 1.3661 0.04244 224 161 44 19
390 Found your eraser. Need any help? 1.3653 0.04443 167 114 45 8
391 You forgot to carry your one. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
392 I told you. Easy-peasy 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
393 Well, duh! 1.3646 0.04633 181 129 38 14
394 You were right, its Tuesday. 1.3646 0.04321 192 134 46 12
395 Jack! It was simpler than I thought! 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
396 I discovered that space is finite after all. 1.3645 0.04500 203 147 38 18
397 You forgot to carry the one. 1.3645 0.04333 214 154 42 18
398 Left out a decimal point again. 1.3636 0.05020 165 120 30 15
399 Order more chalk! 1.3636 0.04652 187 135 36 16
400 I've proven it! Hang the toilet paper roll under, not over. 1.3632 0.04256 212 151 45 16
401 I think I've made a mistake. Could you check it for me? 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
402 Guess what,chaos is unpredictable. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
403 Go away. If you observe me it will change everything. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
404 Wait wait, don’t tell me! 1.3626 0.04677 182 131 36 15
405 Wait—can you repeat the question? 1.3624 0.03985 229 161 53 15
406 Oh, it doesn’t mean anything—but it really brings the room together, doesn’t it? 1.3622 0.04668 196 144 33 19
407 I can't believe you guessed my password. 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
408 Get the ladder and the eraser; the error's in the top line. 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
409 I have discovered that, as theoretical mathematicians, we don't need to be wearing lab coats 1.3617 0.04692 188 137 34 17
410 Janitor's gone. The solution will have to wait until tomorrow. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
411 Food is almost here! Did you figure out the tip yet? 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
412 At last! Conclusive proof of whether the correct way to install the toilet paper roll is over or under! 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
413 I think I forgot to carry the one 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
414 You don't mind if I erase the blackboard, do you? 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
415 I can already hear it. Some moron will say, 'I'll never use this in real life'. 1.3608 0.05253 158 117 25 16
416 And thus, Twitter = X. 1.3604 0.04496 222 166 32 24
417 That Physicists gang have graffitied my blackboard again!! 1.3602 0.04726 186 136 33 17
418 Let's just split the bill evenly at dinner. 1.3600 0.04541 200 146 36 18
419 Blondes really DO have more fun! 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
420 Would you mind checking my work? 1.3600 0.04486 200 145 38 17
421 I think I'll just take the standard deduction... 1.3596 0.04450 228 171 32 25
422 You’re just in time…and space. 1.3594 0.04375 192 136 43 13
423 This does feel like a secure password. 1.3592 0.04170 206 145 48 13
424 Oh yeah? Prove it. 1.3591 0.04690 181 131 35 15
425 Oh sorry, ChatGPT gave us the answer two weeks ago 1.3590 0.04680 195 144 32 19
426 It's solved. But is it math or maths? 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
427 You owe me two bucks. 1.3587 0.04635 184 133 36 15
428 If you think this is a mess, you should see what's going in my head 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
429 Behold! The theory of brevity. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
430 Hey. Good news. 1 plus 1 does equal 2. 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
431 Told Ya! 1.3579 0.04710 190 140 32 18
432 Can you bring the ladder again? I made a mistake about five feet up and twelve feet to the left. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
433 I've recalculated the split of today's lunch. You still owe me 17 cents. 1.3571 0.04430 196 141 40 15
434 Hey, I was just looking through your calculations and you lost me. Must be an error somewhere…but I can’t find it. What do you say we start over? 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
435 Does this seem derivative to you? 1.3568 0.04549 185 133 38 14
436 How's it going with 'it's' and 'its'? 1.3564 0.04684 188 138 33 17
437 There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
438 My universal proof for assembling IKEA furniture is finally complete! 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
439 I have it! It's 42! 1.3558 0.05199 163 122 24 17
440 I brought the calculator! 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
441 But this is a class in home economics. 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
442 I’ve got it all figured out: Who was actually on second, What was on first, and I Don’t Know was pitching. 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
443 This. Changes. Everything. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
444 I see the mistake. Did you bring the ladder? 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
445 Okay if I erase this? 1.3548 0.04529 186 134 38 14
446 This is a new formula for determining college admissions." 1.3548 0.04779 186 138 30 18
447 I know I had a question in mind when I started. 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
448 I know how to fold a fitted sheet! 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
449 I still owe the IRS $38.76. 1.3543 0.04381 223 166 35 22
450 You think you know it all,then suddenly,fate steps in. 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
451 Maybe the world is just not ready to know why hotdogs are sold in 12-packs but hotdog buns are sold in 8-packs. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
452 We need to tax the rich. 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
453 I forgot: what was the question? 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
454 I erased a little of your work to write a haiku I just thought of. 1.3526 0.04760 190 142 29 19
455 This isn't just math—it's poetry. 1.3526 0.04701 190 141 31 18
456 Are you busy? 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
457 I think I've finally come up with a winner for the caption contest! 1.3524 0.03991 210 147 52 11
458 I have finally figured out women! 1.3523 0.04348 193 138 42 13
459 It's the formula for writing a winning New Yorker cartoon caption. 1.3523 0.04530 193 141 36 16
460 We’ve been hanging the toilet paper all wrong! 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
461 Help me. I've forgotten what that little 2 means after the C. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
462 Chalk! I need chalk! 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
463 … what was the question again? 1.3518 0.04374 199 144 40 15
464 Our lab coat sizes ARE too big! 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
465 Cripes! I forgot what problem I was working on. 1.3515 0.04550 202 150 33 19
466 I’m putting together the instructions for IKEA furniture assembly. 1.3512 0.04338 205 149 40 16
467 More chalk. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
468 Take that AI! 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
469 Yep! DeSantis IS Trump... 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
470 Why don’t those #%*# mathematicians ever erase the board! 1.3508 0.04561 191 140 35 16
471 You know, there's an app for that 1.3506 0.04945 174 130 27 17
472 This is how you unsubscribe to a streaming platform. 1.3505 0.04685 194 145 30 19
473 It works out. I’ll have the pastrami. 1.3500 0.04469 200 147 36 17
474 You can stop now. We gave him the twenty percent tip. 1.3497 0.04765 183 136 30 17
475 By Jackson Pollack". Who knew 1.3491 0.04612 169 121 37 11
476 According to this, it does make sense to file jointly. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
477 I've got it figured out. Donald Trump is a moron. 1.3488 0.05185 172 132 20 20
478 I've got it! You do the Hokey Pokey first, and THEN you turn yourself around! 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
479 My findings show that it takes about 45 minutes to fill the entire chalkboard. 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
480 Hold on, I’m just resetting my password. 1.3476 0.04312 210 154 39 17
481 I was right. Time plus tragedy equals comedy. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
482 One more blackboard and I've got tenure! 1.3476 0.04435 187 135 39 13
483 Great news—I found my Netflix password! 1.3476 0.04705 164 118 35 11
484 It's simple, really. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
485 Occam! So glad you're here! 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
486 I only need one more blackboard to finish!!! 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
487 Can you take a quick look at this? Something's not right. 1.3468 0.04822 173 128 30 15
488 Did you bring a calculator? 1.3468 0.04307 173 121 44 8
489 I figured out how to cancel my Amazon Prime subscription! 1.3467 0.04592 199 149 31 19
490 It's like a Pollock but with math! 1.3466 0.04481 176 126 39 11
491 Your guess is as good as mine. 1.3462 0.04516 182 132 37 13
492 I solved it!!!! The answer is indeed 42 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
493 I’d like to see AI do this! 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
494 Close enough for government work. 1.3455 0.04491 191 140 36 15
495 I've finally figured out how to exit an Ikea store! 1.3455 0.04837 165 121 31 13
496 It's absolute nonsense...I just want to prank the new janitor after he washes it off. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
497 I swear. It comes out to 42. 1.3454 0.04618 194 145 31 18
498 You're just in time to help me find my error! 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
499 Look what the custodian came up with. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
500 I finally know why six is afraid of seven!" 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
501 Umm, what was I doing? 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
502 Oh! Welcome back! I only made a few tiny changes.... 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
503 You do realize it was a rhetorical question? 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
504 I’m not familiar with this abridged version. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
505 Take all of the X's out. Elon Musk is willing to buy them all. 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
506 OK, now tell it to me like I am a five year-old. 1.3434 0.04490 198 147 34 17
507 I figured out how we can get Taylor Swift tickets. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
508 Never mind? What do you mean, "never mind". 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
509 Based on my calculations, we do not have to leave a 25% tip for every coffee. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
510 I've figured out how Bitcoin works! 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
511 An intern just solved it with chat GPT 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
512 I think I've figured out why we're using so much chalk. 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
513 Your calculations were spot-on, Winslow - the hokey pokey IS what it's all about! 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
514 You wouldn’t happen to have calculator? 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
515 I don’t know what the answer is, but it’s not x. 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
516 Hey are you using this? 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
517 Unbelievable! It works out that women's salaries really are unequal to men's. 1.3416 0.05070 161 121 25 15
518 I write on the board until I hear everyone snoring, then I sneak out to have lunch. 1.3416 0.04502 161 114 39 8
519 I figure out how to bend the fabric of space. Now we can finally erase the top of this blackboard. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
520 Don't tell me! 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
521 Can you check this for me? 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
522 sometimes I think you’re just creating problems for yourself. 1.3407 0.04704 182 136 30 16
523 and that gives us the optimal number of streaming service subscriptions 1.3407 0.04506 182 133 36 13
524 See. I told you. 1.3405 0.04455 185 135 37 13
525 Oh good, you found more chalk! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
526 E=MC squared my ass! 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
527 The Nobel Prize for intellectually intimidating gibberish is all mine. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
528 Well I'll be. I do exist! 1.3393 0.04533 168 121 37 10
529 It says, no matter how you figure it, we're doomed. 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
530 The cleaning lady finished the proof, but she's been deported! 1.3390 0.04376 177 127 40 10
531 Professor James, do you see that mistake way up, top left, first line? 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
532 You were right... 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
533 I think I've managed to simplify the tax code 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
534 It's not mine. It's from last period's Art class. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
535 So the egg did come first. 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
536 The cat is alive! 1.3375 0.05085 160 121 24 15
537 This is just SO derivative! 1.3375 0.04334 160 112 42 6
538 Honey, you can't see the f(x)=O(g(x)) for the TREE (function) 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
539 They gave you the wrong problem! 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
540 Didn't chatGPT already solve that last week? 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
541 Eureka! I just figured out which supplementary health insurance plan I should use. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
542 You're wearing white too? What are the odds of that? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
543 It's actually quite simple... 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
544 There does seem to be a relationship but it’s complicated. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
545 I lost my place. 1.3356 0.04528 149 105 38 6
546 Quick James! Get me another board before I lose my train of thought 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
547 And yet my checkbook still doesn’t balance. 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
548 Turn it upside down! It says BOOBIES! 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
549 We've proven it! The cost of "free shipping" is included in the price. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
550 I predicted you would turn up. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
551 I am drawing a blank on this one. 1.3353 0.04924 167 126 26 15
552 Johnson, I think I've determined how airlines price their tickets. 1.3353 0.04932 170 129 25 16
553 Jim, it’s not that complicated. I just don’t love you anymore 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
554 I forgot the question. 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
555 I've discovered a method for understanding New Yorker cartoons! 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
556 I've discovered that I need more chalk. 1.3333 0.04378 162 115 40 7
557 Just in time, did you bring the pi? 1.3333 0.04679 186 141 28 17
558 Once you get tenure, you can stand around doodling all day, and everyone just assumes they can’t understand your brilliance! 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
559 Well, it’s about time! I mean, how long does someone need to wait to get a calculator around here? 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
560 But this is only my opinion. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
561 I made a few corrections to your calculations. 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
562 It will still taste like Coke, just a few less calories. 1.3333 0.04553 186 139 32 15
563 It appears that the janitor was here again last night. 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
564 The answer seems to be somewhere in-between zero and infinity. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
565 Dammit, I was so close! 1.3333 0.04649 177 132 31 14
566 What were we looking for again? 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
567 What was I trying to prove? 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
568 You could just ask her to dinner 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
569 I figured out how to communicate with women! 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
570 An oversimplified version of United States health care 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
571 Crap, wrong classroom. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
572 I figured out how to split the atom! Now can you help me find my pants? 1.3316 0.04532 187 140 32 15
573 I’m trying to work out which health insurance plan is best for me. 1.3315 0.04386 184 135 37 12
574 I found the calculator !! 1.3315 0.04639 181 136 30 15
575 Turns out we are all doomed. Lunch? 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
576 I solved it, but now I can't remember the question! 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
577 Did u remember to return that urgent call from Oppenheimer? 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
578 I figured out how long a piece of chalk lasts! 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
579 I did it! I finally finished the seating plan for the wedding! 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
580 Oh. We knew that. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
581 Hi! Welcome to today’s class on determining the probability of Donald Trump appointing himself to the SCOTUS”. 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
582 Three does equal four! 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
583 But when am I ever going to use this in real life? 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
584 Now I just have to do the math. 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
585 Oh, did I say circumference? I meant diameter." 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
586 I hope you brought some more Greek letters. 1.3310 0.05454 145 112 18 15
587 You may be overqualified to teach wood shop. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
588 We still can’t retire! 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
589 Would you ask your T.A. to text this to me? 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
590 Behold our new logo! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
591 Eureka … Coca Cola’s secret formula! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
592 The new algorithm for the Admissions Department is ready. 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
593 I’ve done it! I discovered the perfect unforgettable password! 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
594 Did you bring the eraser? I found a mistake. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
595 Well that figures! 1.3295 0.04717 173 130 29 14
596 Let’s just go with 2% 1.3295 0.04858 173 132 25 16
597 Pardon me Professor, but you seem to have run out of space time. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
598 I actually have no idea what I’m doing! 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
599 Smith, where's my step stool? I've almost cracked it. 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
600 This is where I flip a coin. 1.3292 0.04297 161 114 41 6
601 All right now Mr. Hunting, it’s time you got back to mopping the floor. 1.3292 0.05045 161 123 23 15
602 The answer, my friend, IS blowin’ in the wind. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
603 I finally figured out my Netflix password! 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
604 yeah, I can’t figure it out either 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
605 Sorry, Professor, the first number was supposed to be 12, not 21. My bad 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
606 Oh, I'm just calculating the interest on my student loan. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
607 Eureka! Our new admissions formula! 1.3289 0.05179 152 116 22 14
608 Stop! Someone from the New Yorker caption contest just sent in the correct answer. 1.3289 0.05179 152 116 22 14
609 It’s not looking good for the Mets. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
610 This is so brilliantly complex that even I don’t know what it proves! 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
611 Quick,....the fly swatter! I think I found the mistake. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
612 I did it! I found the formula to get Taylor Swift tickets! 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
613 Chalk…I said I need more chalk. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
614 NAILED IT!! 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
615 I need five more minutes!! I think I'm finally onto something. 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
616 I'm this close to an ethics standard for the justices. 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
617 You sure you don't want to use your birthdate as your password like everyone else? 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
618 Great news! I owe no taxes this year! 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
619 I got it! If you press 3, then 1, 7, 2, you get a live agent! 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
620 I finally figured out the health insurance co-pay! 1.3275 0.04753 171 129 28 14
621 More chalk! For God's sake, man! More chalk! 1.3275 0.04753 171 129 28 14
622 Larry, welcome back. Here's how I would tweak your cartoon caption. 1.3275 0.04895 171 131 24 16
623 I learned it watching Oppenheimer. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
624 Now you tell me I don’t have to show my work? 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
625 We undertipped. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
626 Wait! Don’t tell me. 1.3270 0.04927 159 120 26 13
627 You see! The Mets still have a chance to make the playoffs. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
628 Per your instructions, I just relayed to a caller that you were too deep in thought to take any calls. He said he was from some Committee in Sweden. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
629 Come on George, it’s time for your medication. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
630 Oppenheimer ! HELP ! 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
631 It's a test of their insight. Solve the equation, get an A. Ask how I wrote in the top corners, get an A+. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
632 NOW it makes sense. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
633 You were right, the password was case sensitive. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
634 Hey. When you're done in here, the toilet's clogged again. 1.3253 0.04925 166 127 24 15
635 Get Albert, quickly 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
636 Bonus points if you find the picture of my cat. 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
637 You made me lose my place. Now I have to start over! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
638 Carry the two. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
639 Tim don't worry about it. We figured out how to get the printer to work. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
640 I figured out why my chalk is shrinking! 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
641 What’s that? You’ve got class in 10 and I have to erase everything? 1.3243 0.04416 148 105 38 5
642 Almost restored, just need to add your 'DO NOT ERASE' note. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
643 That’s the permanent marker Lou 1.3241 0.05260 145 111 21 13
644 Well, it’s about time! No, really, it’s about time. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
645 It resolves to a firm 'Maybe'. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
646 Give me a number, any number. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
647 At last: the proof. God exists. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
648 I don't trust the cloud. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
649 You were right, I overtipped. 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
650 Got a second for a quick question? 1.3235 0.04764 170 129 27 14
651 I can explain 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
652 When I said "Show your work" I didn't think you'd take it literally. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
653 Oh crap! I forgot to carry the 1. 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
654 Did you remember the eraser? 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
655 The real mystery of the universe is how I reached the top of the blackboard. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
656 The conclusion will clearly show how the higher the number of indictments substantially increases the ratings in this presidential race. 1.3232 0.04733 164 123 29 12
657 I KNEW I got ripped off on the lunch tab today! 1.3230 0.04371 161 116 38 7
658 At last! I’ve proven that this problem has no solution! 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
659 Thank God you're here -- I can never remember: is it half the sum of the sines or half the sine of the sum? 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
660 Remember to carry the seven 1.3224 0.04383 183 136 35 12
661 If my figures are correct, America does indeed run on Dunkin'. 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
662 Still can’t find my keys 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
663 Got it! The answer is 1. 1.3220 0.04694 177 135 27 15
664 If it doesn't work, we can hang it at MOMA! 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
665 Silly me. I forgot to carry the one 1.3218 0.04610 174 131 30 13
666 It's amazing how everything needed to destroy the world fits right onto this blackboard. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
667 I've done it! I've created the most cryptic wifi password! 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
668 Bring in the gifted 2nd graders! 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
669 I got it Bob. Your luggage is in Milwaukee! 1.3214 0.04874 168 129 24 15
670 Eureka! Finally a formula to estimate the density of Ron DeSantis!!! 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
671 No, it's not the Riemann Hypothesis. It's how to get Taylor Swift tickets. 1.3210 0.04927 162 124 24 14
672 So here’s the gist of the problem. 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
673 I've proven something about chalk. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
674 Somebody forgot to carry the one! 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
675 My last password was too easy to guess. 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
676 I can't find my X ! 1.3208 0.04309 159 114 39 6
677 Behold! Incontrovertible proof that 'It is what it is.' 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
678 I’ve discovered it! The formula proving that calculus is a waste of time! 1.3205 0.05144 156 121 20 15
679 Thank God you're here! Do you have any idea what these squiggly lines mean? 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
680 Carl . . . can you tell me what we were trying figure out? 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
681 According to these calculations, it would take one whole box of chalk to fill a board this size with random math symbols. 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
682 Guess what? The secret to happiness is money. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
683 This chalk is AMAZING! 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
684 Okay, here’s your proof—one is the loneliest number! 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
685 Can we just split the bill? 1.3200 0.05294 150 117 18 15
686 I still can’t figure out how to properly fold a fitted sheet! 1.3200 0.04728 175 134 26 15
687 Ok, I figured out how much I owe you for lunch, unless, of course, you tipped on the pre-tax total. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
688 It just doesn’t add up. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
689 Well,there you have it,the egg came first 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
690 Oh, good. You're just in time to check my math! 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
691 Professor Al Gebra, you’re just the man I wanted to see. I’m trying to come up with a name for this thing I’ve created. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
692 I finally figured out why I'm still single. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
693 No, it's not my work. It's the new guy's--you know, the one with the REALLY long arms. 1.3193 0.04837 166 127 25 14
694 I’m off on another tangent. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
695 I forgot. What does X stand for? 1.3190 0.04977 163 126 22 15
696 I hope you don't mind, but I've made a few revisions. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
697 I've calculated our heath insurance co-pay! 1.3190 0.04822 163 124 26 13
698 Wait! It has to be right here in front of me! 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
699 I need the ladder again 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
700 I've finally figured out the perfect starting word for Wordle! 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
701 Hey, what's 2 times 8? 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
702 Yes! Everything IS everywhere, all at once. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
703 The chicken did cross the road first. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
704 Eureka! I predicted your arrival and here you are. 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
705 I solved it,now if could only recall the problem. 1.3185 0.04870 157 119 26 12
706 Don't laugh. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
707 The Nobel Committee was unimpressed, but you've been named Man of the Year by the American Chalk Manufacturers Association. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
708 I used to be taller. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
709 The devil is in the details. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
710 Robert, nothing is going to explode if you stop for lunch! 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
711 Actually I think we’ll just go with what you originally suggested. 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
712 What do you know - time equals money! 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
713 Does this make me look smart? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
714 I've just proven that life IS meaningless! 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
715 Oh great! NOW you offer to help. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
716 Yes, apparently it *is* trivial. 1.3171 0.04035 164 116 44 4
717 I’m out of Greek letters. Let’s start using emojis. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
718 Have you figured out why I should get paid less than you? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
719 Call the press! I solved the GOP-for-Trump enigma. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
720 Neil! After decades of research and frustration, I have discovered why I have two eyes on one side of my face! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
721 I'm going to get a refund! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
722 Either we exist or we don't. It's as simple as that. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
723 Hold Everything! It turns out we should watch Oppenheimer and THEN Barbie. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
724 Good, you’re back. I was just leaving you a note. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
725 I’ve solved it!! As it turns out, a bird in the hand is actually worth 2.75392 in the bush!! 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
726 I understand my hospital bill! 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
727 I finally found how to reach a live person at my health insurer. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
728 Professor, student council has the board in 10 for tic tac toe night. 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
729 Sorry, Professor- you've run out of space AND time!" 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
730 I've finally proven that a Baker's Dozen is thirteen! 1.3152 0.04694 165 125 28 12
731 It's my son's Algebra homework. 1.3152 0.04924 165 128 22 15
732 It explains why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
733 So you realized we get quite a lot done within the box?! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
734 Sorry, I went off on a tangent. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
735 All I asked you was if you were going to see Barbie or Oppenheimer first 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
736 I know where lost socks go! 1.3145 0.04816 159 121 26 12
737 I Googled it and it's 3.1416. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
738 Turns out, my mother was right all along! 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
739 If you need to use the wifi this is the password. 1.3141 0.05048 156 121 21 14
740 You can stop. We figured out the code to the bathroom. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
741 At last! I’ve proven that my theory is wrong! I can finally retire! 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
742 I give up. Where’s Waldo? 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
743 I think I skipped a step... 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
744 Did you remember to bring the ladder? 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
745 Tell the President I’m sorry, but there’s no way the Inflation Reduction Act will actually reduce inflation. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
746 Love is the answer! 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
747 Did you bring the decimal point ? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
748 ChatGPT not working again? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
749 Hey, I just need you to quickly proofread this. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
750 Are you still trying to figure out how Trump got elected?? 1.3133 0.05106 150 116 21 13
751 Quick! Do you have any more chalk?!?! 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
752 Turns out that 2+2 does equal 4. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
753 One is the loneliest number. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
754 I already explained it you, Jeff is my godmother's second cousin once removed and yea, we have to go to the wedding. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
755 I'll be damned, it is 42. 1.3129 0.05039 163 128 19 16
756 I'm still pretending this makes sense. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
757 The “x” doesn’t belong there. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
758 I got it! Six pepperoni's per slice is ideal. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
759 If I’m right, I’ve figured out why it so hard to find two matching socks! 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
760 Be right there, just updating my password. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
761 I know how we can save 15% on car insurance. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
762 Damn. I usually get it in 3. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
763 Have you seen my Occam's Eraser? 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
764 I've done it! The new Twitter logo. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
765 You haven’t started yet, have you? I know I said solve for Y, but I meant solve for X. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
766 Didn't realize the formula for Chris Christie's path to the presidency was quite this complicated. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
767 I’m afraid the answer is now hopelessly out of reach. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
768 Stanley! I Figured You'd Be Here! 1.3111 0.04546 180 138 28 14
769 They found your laptop. It was in the break room. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
770 Who'd have thought? 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
771 You were right--it zeros out. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
772 At last! Proof that two plus two equals four! 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
773 I hope you brought more chalk! 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
774 Get me a ladder. I see my mistake. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
775 I’ve found the solution… there is no solution. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
776 I’ve figured out how to save on my cable bill. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
777 Your pi is ready. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
778 Now I can get tenure! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
779 … equals 2!! 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
780 Apparently this only works if you substitute "Twitter" for "x" 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
781 Prepare to be blown away. Literally. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
782 This corner is correct, the rest of this is mumbo jumbo. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
783 Oh, ChatGBT already gave us the answer! 1.3095 0.05797 126 100 13 13
784 Did you find Waldo yet??? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
785 Wait…what was the question? 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
786 Are you the one who ordered the eraser? 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
787 Ugh! It comes out to ZERO. All that work for nothing! 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
788 I’m really close, I swear 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
789 Hey, so it looks like splitting the dinner bill evenly *was* fair! 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
790 It all made sense yesterday. 1.3086 0.04225 162 118 38 6
791 It's as easy as pi. 1.3086 0.04703 175 136 24 15
792 I figured out our lunch order. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
793 Find me that janitor to check this. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
794 I heard there was pi 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
795 At last! The perfect tipping app! 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
796 It's your turn to do the dishes, and I can prove it. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
797 Rub it out, some 12 year old just disproved it. 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
798 And this is just the WiFi password. 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
799 one sec. don't want to lose my place. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
800 Chalk! I need more chalk!! 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
801 Hey! Just found the solution online! 1.3077 0.04821 169 132 22 15
802 I think it works. I just have to find where I started. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
803 See? I can’t be racist. It’s a mathematical impossibility. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
804 If life was only that simple. 1.3072 0.04157 166 121 39 6
805 Elon you can’t name your kid that 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
806 You’re just in time to erase this. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
807 Just in time. Could you please finish this? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
808 ‘You can go now. Did you learn your lesson?’ 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
809 Ha! Look at your face! No idea what this is, just wanted to freak you out. Let's go to lunch. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
810 Alfred, it's medication time. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
811 Trying to figure out where the semi colon goes 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
812 I’ve done it! Fermat’s last theorem is equal to two sticks of chalk! 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
813 Now the final answer is zero. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
814 Thank goodness. Fresh chalk! 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
815 You can tell Jason I finally finished his homework! 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
816 Come on! Just divide by zero already! 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
817 Come on in! I'm trying to decide where to put "divide this result by zero" so we can see how long it takes him to notice it. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
818 You’re just in time - I ran out of chalk! 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
819 Get in here! I found a way to schedule brunch with three people. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
820 Why are you writing on my TV? 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
821 never mind honey, you are right. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
822 I think I finally figured out my cellphone plan! 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
823 Let’s see what the janitor thinks of this one. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
824 Fn°-1y® = x2+(¥π§¢^) !!! 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
825 I was right, a baker's dozen is 13! 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
826 Eureka! This formula proves that on a high spin cycle socks can enter an interdimensional portal. 1.3050 0.05225 141 110 19 12
827 And therefore, I have run out of chalk. 1.3050 0.04264 141 101 37 3
828 I finally figured it out: we see Barbie first and then Oppenheimer but only after we get dinner. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
829 I've done it! I've figured out the formula for how to live the simple life! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
830 I figured out women! 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
831 Forget it. The janitor just finished the problem using his phone and AI. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
832 Can you tell Will Hunting to stop mopping the floor and get in here pronto. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
833 It started as a tweet. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
834 I'm trying to figure out the number of mathematicians that have wasted their lives on this problem 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
835 We’re fucked! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
836 I’ve just discovered how to locate missing socks — instead of centimeters, it’s measured in feet. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
837 I figured it out... Always choose "Scissors." 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
838 Good news! I figured out how to split the check. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
839 Oh me? Just trying to figure out where it all went wrong. 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
840 I’ve calculated the end of the world! Turns out it was 7 years ago. 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
841 Ta da! I've invented graffiti! 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
842 Oh Dammit - Now where was I? 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
843 Finally. I can explain why in any load of laundry at least 2 socks won't match! 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
844 As you can see , the meaning of life couldn’t be clearer 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
845 I have looked at this for hours and I still can't see the cat on the chair. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
846 We’re gonna need a bigger board. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
847 How do they expect me to reach infinity on a finite chalkboard? 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
848 Sorry, I need the board for my next class 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
849 No matter how many times he proved it mathematically, Susan just wouldn't believe that they were meant to be 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
850 I hate long division. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
851 I figured out how Elon decided on “X”. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
852 Turns out it takes TWO apples a day to keep the doctor away! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
853 It's proof that I'm not the most annoying person working here. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
854 Just what are you trying to prove? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
855 I found a typo, call off the launch! 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
856 It all adds up. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
857 According to my calculations, we’re nerds. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
858 Look how long this chalk lasts! 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
859 As many times as I try, I just get π" 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
860 I have a lecture to give in 15 minutes and I have to figure out how to get this chalk board through the door. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
861 Hey, I just proved God does play dice with the universe! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
862 Damn! Now I forgot the question. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
863 I haven’t a clue either! 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
864 I can't move my arms! 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
865 I want to find the person that did this. Start with the basketball team. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
866 Are you supposed to carry the one? 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
867 And ... it turns out that ... the other universal constant is stupidity. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
868 Well … obviously … 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
869 Well, I guess my kids were right: 1+1 is eleven." 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
870 Good timing…what’s 6 x 4? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
871 Did you find an eraser? 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
872 I figured out our estimated tax payment. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
873 It's 42! The answer to life, the universe and everything really is 42! 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
874 14, just like I thought! 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
875 Mr Oppenheimer, the Lorax wants to speak with you 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
876 Oh, just same old same old. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
877 Can you check this for me before we go to lunch? 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
878 Bring the ladder back. I see where I made a mistake in the righthand corner. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
879 Look! It's so simple after all. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
880 As you can see, having only one breadstick and none of the calamari at dinner means my share of the bill should have been $43.24, not $58.62. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
881 AHA! It’s not a Big Bang— more like a small thud. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
882 The cleaners are here. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
883 I’ve definitively proved that you should watch Oppenheimer first, then Barbie 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
884 You forgot to carry the three. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
885 Hayes, I’ve done it! It was the chicken that came first! 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
886 Great work, but ChatGPT completed this equation 12 hours ago 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
887 After running all the numbers, I can state with mathematical certainty that the end is nigh! 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
888 It’s my new Netflix password. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
889 Why do you ALWAYS make everything so complicated? 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
890 The universe finally makes sense… We’d been forgetting to factor in all the missing socks! 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
891 Ah Professor, you missed a sign. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
892 I'm relatively there...give me five more minutes. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
893 Look! We can save $3.00 a month on our electric bill! 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
894 Is this too long a caption for The New Yorker catroon contest? 1.2987 0.05057 154 122 18 14
895 Yep! We're f*cked! 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
896 I think I’m on to something, but have one question: What’s 8 times 7? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
897 I've finally figured it out, it doesn't make any sense to me either! 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
898 Black holes matter. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
899 I've done it! ...mathematical proof that the answer actually is "42". 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
900 You've got rhythm. I've got algorithm. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
901 Holy cow! This changes everything! 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
902 Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the Rubik's Cube. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
903 Tell Elon that I have solved the equation for X 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
904 It's the first in my series "MIT Bathroom Graffiti." 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
905 You could save 20% on your car insurance 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
906 I'm almost done...what is that sign for "equals"? 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
907 I am kinda confused after solving the problem I created! 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
908 Bad news. Matt Damon solved it ten minutes ago. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
909 I got '2'! What'd you get? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
910 I'm afraid it's a little over my head. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
911 You told me to show my work! It's on display through August. 1.2975 0.05707 121 96 14 11
912 Spoiler alert! 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
913 Watson, come quick! I think I just finalized the coolest new wallpaper for the faculty room - It'll keep 'em busy for hours. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
914 Hey, thanks for the effort but we just discovered there was a printing mistake in the question. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
915 Finally found a much simpler solution to why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
916 Einstein was right - time is relative!! But you're late. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
917 This is brilliant! Mind if I take credit for it? 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
918 And that proves the election was stolen!! 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
919 I figured out why we’re single. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
920 Perfect timing... you were right! There are no good candidate options for presidency 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
921 I checked, and you're right - it is obvious. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
922 Did you bring the ladder? I made an error on line one. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
923 Pepperoni or sausage? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
924 Remind me- who had the extra breadsticks? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
925 Would you by any chance have an eraser? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
926 Go ahead, ask me. The chicken or the egg? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
927 Professor, it's true! Nine out of Ten Dentists are correct! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
928 Wait. I should have used blue chalk?? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
929 One 20 inch pizza is a better deal! 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
930 I've just designed the perfect wallpaper for insomniac math majors. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
931 Or you could just use a calculator. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
932 Have you solved world peace yet? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
933 I've solved it! James will have five apples. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
934 Nah, it's an alternate route for the construction on the Cross Bronx. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
935 I just do this to freak out the new students. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
936 You'll need to stand on my shoulders for the next part. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
937 I wanted to get a jump on my taxes this year. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
938 What time did you say train A left the station? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
939 It'll take more than that to pass your tenure review, Frank. Apparently some billionaire just solved for X. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
940 I figured out what to order for lunch! 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
941 I’ve come to think of it more as a problem than a solution. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
942 I don't know the solution to this but I got Wordle in 2 today. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
943 Here's the new Wi-Fi password. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
944 Can you believe it? It is 42! 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
945 I’ve got it! Now I just need to figure out what. 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
946 If your calculations are correct, I still don't make enough money to retire. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
947 “It’s all Greek to me, Dr. Pythagoras.” 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
948 I miss the old math. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
949 OK, I am ready to file my taxes. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
950 So! 1 + 1 is 2! 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
951 So, that’s why the chicken crossed the road… 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
952 Johnson! Bitcoin. It isn't worth anything! 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
953 I said I wanted directions to Jupiter FLORIDA. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
954 Okay, I give up. How many mathematicians DOES it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
955 I have a solution to something. 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
956 This means something. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
957 Are you telling me it's not E=MC3? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
958 I'd have had the answer if I'd only written smaller. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
959 TurboTax still says $2,383. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
960 I left the answer here somewhere. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
961 Eureka! I’ve discovered a way the Mets can still make the playoffs. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
962 My last password was rejected as too simple. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
963 I finally found the right formula of length, novelty, and abstractness for the perfect caption. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
964 According to my calculations, you don't arrive until tomorrow. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
965 You're back. Is my detention over? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
966 Now all I have to do is solve for X. 1.2941 0.04135 153 112 37 4
967 I figured out how to sign up for Obamacare! 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
968 Bring the ladder, we forgot the 'If'. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
969 AHA, I've got it! Dial "1" before an 800 number........ 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
970 This is the answer. You get to guess the question. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
971 I've finally proven it! Two plus two DOES equal four. 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
972 Ever try words? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
973 Almost done. Can you help me turn this over? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
974 I prove it! One IS the loneliest number! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
975 ... Or you could just stick a toothpick in the cake and SEE if it's done. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
976 Hurry up or we’ll miss the Oppenheimer showing. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
977 Quick, go get a basketball player to help erase this mess! 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
978 I'm pretty sure the answer is actually "42" . 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
979 It's an algorithm to unscramble cable TV bills. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
980 I have proof there's a giraffe who does math who has been in this room. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
981 I calculate that I’m working above my pay grade! 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
982 Hey,the suggested strong password really worked! 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
983 And they still won’t believe in global warming. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
984 and that’s why the toilet paper must hang in front of the roll 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
985 Look how high I can jump. 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
986 I just remembered: we're the philosophy department. 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
987 I think I finally figured out who let the dogs out! 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
988 I’m starting to get really tired of that janitor! 1.2925 0.04847 147 114 23 10
989 It's carry the one, right? 1.2925 0.05036 147 116 19 12
990 I still haven't figured out why I'm still single. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
991 Finally you came back, I was playing around with these funny symbols, hope I didn`t messed things up! 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
992 You are correct. The chicken fingers are the better deal. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
993 Look, now we don't need the app! 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
994 The answer is sixty-three. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
995 If this result is right, it would have been almost infinitely easier to use a computer. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
996 Where was I? 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
997 If you say “Eureka!” one more time, Lenny, I swear I’m gonna… 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
998 Where did you write the baby-sitter's number? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
999 Turns out we can't land a man on the moon after all. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1000 I can't find the eraser! 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1001 The answer is, of course, a cat. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1002 I need the black chalk 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1003 I never imagined baby formula could be so complex! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1004 How many times have I told you: Multiply THEN Divide. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1005 Is there a problem in here? 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
1006 Put it together and what have you got? 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1007 I’ve simplified my original equation. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1008 Will you be done with this room by the end of time? 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1009 I lost x again! 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1010 Well it's about time! And space, of course. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
1011 I know what we should watch on Netflix! 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1012 Come back when I’m done. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1013 Check it out, Kendall! I figured out the perfect milk-to-coffee ratio for a latte! 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1014 It turns out there is a formula for Simplicity. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1015 Good news Professor, the chalk truck has arrived! 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1016 Home, Work- Life Balance never gets easier to figure out. Does it? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1017 It turns out he forgot to carry the 1 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1018 Don't look. It's my password. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1019 Wait, wait! I've almost got it! 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1020 I think I've got it 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
1021 Humpty WAS pushed! 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1022 Got it! Now you can take credit for it. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1023 You owe $5 for the tip. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1024 Now we just have to type it 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1025 See, two wrongs really don’t make a right. 1.2900 0.06243 100 80 11 9
1026 Hey! I just figured out why I’m single! 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1027 Turns out a hot dog is NOT a sandwich. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
1028 Do you have any idea how I reached all the way up there? 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1029 You were right - it IS obvious! 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1030 It’s either the answer to the Burch-Tate Conjecture or the best margarita recipe this side of Tucson. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1031 OK, I've figured out how DeSantis can still win. 1.2897 0.05078 145 115 18 12
1032 As it turns out, negative numbers are not rational. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1033 Again, what was that password? 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
1034 You were right, the solution is very simple! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1035 I started without you. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1036 Hey, you missed a comma. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1037 Turns out, the answer is 7. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1038 What’s your point! 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1039 I proved that we live in a 2D space and that some beings control everything we say and do! We're literally cartoons inside a simulation! 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1040 It keeps coming up 42. What was the question again? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1041 Remind me again, does multiplication come before or after addition? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1042 I now know where my car is parked. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1043 How in hell did you get up to the top of the board ? 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1044 You're just in time! What's 3+4? 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
1045 All this calculation and the answer is x=x! 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1046 What if we just Google the question? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1047 Would you happen to have a 10 foot piece of chalk? 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1048 No, I am not sharing my Netflix password with you! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1049 The Barbies have solved it, sir. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1050 Could you open my lap top. The password is ...1234 1.2879 0.05217 132 104 18 10
1051 See? He short changed us 75 cents! 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1052 If you’d just let me finish. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1053 I’m correcting an error. I don’t want to confuse the custodian. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1054 . Well go figure. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1055 I figured you’d be here in the next few seconds. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1056 They wanted it on the white board. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
1057 This mind? Not so beautiful. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1058 So glad Albert Einstein is finally on Etsy 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1059 Thank God - I've finally proven only mustard goes on hot dogs - NOT ketchup! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1060 Have you figured out why Barbie beat Oppenheimer at the box office yet? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1061 Chalk it up to experience 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1062 I’ve been staring at this wondering how to erase the top half. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1063 Finding 'x' is so much harder on these bigger boards 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1064 Thank God you're here. Isn't 8 times 7 56? 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1065 I've got it! You CAN eat the yogurt after the expiration date! 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1066 Frank! What's this? I'm a third grade teacher! 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1067 You were right, the answer is 3! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
1068 I just realized I can't read my own writing! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
1069 I figured out how Bernie can still win! 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
1070 We've got a choice to make.. new board or new eraser 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
1071 Yes. Now I’m certain. My part of of our lunch bill was only twenty dollars. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1072 No, it’s YOUR turn to do the laundry.” 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
1073 I have invented the Hula Hoop. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1074 Let Artificial Intelligence figure this one out! 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1075 I know the answer's here somewhere. I just had it. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1076 Hold on, I'm coming up with an acceptable password... 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1077 It seems the answer is 'cat videos.' 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1078 I am almost finished with the solution to fix Congress! 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
1079 Oh my, I’ve made a terrible career choice. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
1080 I've discovered the perfect New Yorker caption! 1.2857 0.05871 112 90 12 10
1081 Got time for a quick peer review? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1082 If we leave now, I think we'll miss the traffic. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1083 Aha, finally we’ve derived. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1084 I’ve just worked out why I wasn’t popular at school 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1085 Well there you have it, IT IS statistically impossible for every McDonald’s ice cream machine to be broken at the same time! 1.2857 0.04345 133 98 32 3
1086 And the answer is...42! 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
1087 You know what? We’re just gonna call it X. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
1088 I’ve got it! We can just elope. 1.2847 0.05089 144 115 17 12
1089 Blackboard singing in the dead of night 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1090 I'm sorry, what was the question again? 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1091 It's either Oppenheimer's notes or the screenplay for Barbie. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1092 It’s proof I can’t afford to buy a house. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1093 It equals Zero!! 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1094 Dr. XYZ was a giant of a man! 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1095 Do you see where this is going ? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1096 I'm calculating the chances of getting my own biopic. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1097 X! I was just looking for you. 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
1098 Chat GPT was right after all. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1099 I think I finally got life figured out. You want to check my math? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1100 I got in early and decided to go ahead and start. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1101 Or, you could just tip 18%. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1102 I’ve narrowed it down to the cobb salad or a Philadelphia cheesesteak. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1103 And voila!" "There's the G Spot! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1104 Starry Starry Night 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1105 Okay, so this is how we'll split the dinner bill. 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1106 At last, 3 X's in a row ... I WIN! 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1107 I'm solving it the long way. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1108 Yes-the freeway would have been faster. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1109 I’m working on a formula that calculates the shelf life of classified documents housed in boxes filled with golf shirts and newspaper clippings stored between a shower and toilet in a social club located at sea level surrounded by water. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
1110 I still can’t understand women! 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1111 It IS rocket science! 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1112 Forget it. AI says it doesn't matter and that we're fired. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1113 Doctor, we're just going with pepperoni. 1.2837 0.04190 141 104 34 3
1114 Just one more minute....I am a loss for words. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1115 Eureka!! I've found the formula to get our printer to work again. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1116 I literally went to infinity and back while you were out - and you forgot the coffee? 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1117 Eureka! Get me 99 marbles and a shoe box. I want to try this thing out. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1118 Here's your error: 2 + 3 is 5, not 6. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1119 Turns out, the grass IS greener on the other side. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1120 I think we can get the movie down to just about three hours. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1121 Thank God, Evelyn, you're here! I've got them to the moon, but I cannot get them back alive... 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1122 Seven! The answer is seven! 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1123 Let's see, where was I? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1124 I think we've proven that climate change is a distinct possibility. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1125 Grab me a calculator. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1126 I figured out how to change the time zone on my phone! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1127 Have you finished your Starbucks order? 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
1128 They finally made a movie about you. But Barbie did better in the box office. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1129 Let me mansplain this for you. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
1130 Let’s break for coffee and pi” 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1131 This is theoretical physics, the DNA labs are one flight down, turn right, end of hall. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1132 My lucky number - I 've almost got it figured out 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1133 Yes, as a matter of fact this is still an ADHD medication shortage. Why do you ask? 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1134 I got sidetracked. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1135 I think I've discovered the Unified Theory of Everything, plus the recipe for a tasty salad dressing. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1136 The boss said to tell you we left out two important details! 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1137 You owe me $27.71 from yesterday's dinner. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1138 Oh good! Would you mind finishing this last little bit for me? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1139 you got a minute? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1140 Good news! This chalk lasts really long. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1141 I returned the ladder in the morning. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1142 It appears you were correct, Karl. We should have got the bigger chalkboard “ 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1143 I'm blanking. What's six times eight? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1144 Shut the door! You're letting my genius out! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1145 DoorDash delivery for Professor Griffes! I believe you ordered pi." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1146 Almost done! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1147 I found the error, but lost my ladder. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1148 Could you check and see if I forgot to carry the 3? 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1149 I need a punchline. And it has to contain the word 'stochastic'. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
1150 Hurry up, Fleming, before I forget what all of this means. 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1151 Hold up! The state has just taken over our math department and wants to know where algebra appears in the Bible. 1.2812 0.05427 128 103 14 11
1152 This is my idea of happy hour. You go ahead without me. 1.2812 0.04428 128 95 30 3
1153 Turns out she was right, I wasn’t listening 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1154 Enough foreplay! Take your clothes off. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1155 I can come play in a minute, I'm almost done with my homework. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1156 I see that you are still trying to solve the Harvard admissions formula 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1157 The Nobel Prize Committee tried to call, but you gave them the wrong number 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1158 "Quickly! More chalk before I forget the answer!" 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1159 AI doesn’t hold a candle to chalk! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1160 Hey, can you convert this to a pdf for me? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1161 I just can’t figure out why I’m still single! 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
1162 I cannot find my eraser! 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1163 That’s enough. You can play with the other mathematicians now. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1164 Quickly! I've discovered how all of our chalk keeps disappearing! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1165 How about this new math wallpaper I found on sale? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1166 I'm getting to the confusing part here. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1167 I'll need tenure before I can solve this! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1168 I've got the winning number! 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
1169 Yes! It IS obvious. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1170 It turns out that if I file for Social Security when I'm 62 I won't have to wait 10 years to make up the money I would have been paid ! 1.2800 0.05400 125 100 15 10
1171 Well Hallelujah! I found the 11,780 votes! 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1172 I know what’s wrong with the printer! 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1173 If only you could divide by zero! 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1174 Based on my calculations, this smock makes me look fat. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1175 When you fired me, you told me to 'do the math.' Well, here's the math. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1176 Can you believe I solved this? And without a ladder? 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
1177 This calculation that you've been working on for the last year is brilliant, but I've got an app for that. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1178 I finally created it! I’ll name it Barbie! 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
1179 We are replacing all the blackboards with whiteboards. Sorry about that. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1180 Too Late ! I solved it ! 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1181 You had the veggie wrap and iced tea, plus tip - $23.49. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1182 42! 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
1183 It's true! The light does go out when the refrigerator door is closed. 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
1184 The shortest route from Penn Station to Madison Sq. Garden in 5 o'clock traffic. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1185 I'm figuring out my long-term health car options. 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
1186 Wait, I just need a few more minutes. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1187 Do you have anything to add? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1188 I swear I wrote your phone number on here somewhere. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1189 Professor, your wife just called. She said to remind you to carry the 2. 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
1190 They may not give me tenure, but at least I'll get more chalk! 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1191 Tell Elon we still don't know what X is. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1192 How do you swipe up? 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1193 Okay, I finally figured out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp which led me to knowing who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, but I'm still working on who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop 1.2786 0.05076 140 112 17 11
1194 The customer wanted a matte wallpaper, not a math wallpaper. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1195 I worked out the formula for world peace but now I can't find it! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1196 Wait! Are we just a regurgitated Gary Larson?! 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1197 It's a theory that explains how my cat can be alive or dead or essentially indifferent to my observations about its status. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1198 Well, it's NOT 42! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1199 Higgins! I’ve discovered the secret to carpal tunnel syndrome! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1200 Never mind. I rebooted, and that fixed it. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1201 Can you put this in Excel? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1202 Einstein was wrong! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1203 You’re entering a world of pain. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1204 I’m trying to decide if Bitcoin is too complicated. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1205 I've finally figured out how much dry spaghetti to put in the pot for two people! 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1206 Great news, Schrodinger!!! The cat is alive! 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1207 Cute, but can you fold a fitted sheet? 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1208 I figured out why my wife left me! 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
1209 Hurry up with that chalk before I forget how to solve this equation! 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
1210 It turns out it's you, not me! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1211 Quick! I can never remember... Does the "less than" sign point to the right or left? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1212 Look, Fred! I proved it! Climate change IS real! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1213 See? I told you it was obvious! 1.2772 0.04692 101 74 26 1
1214 Just in time to erase the board! 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1215 men trying to understand the Barbie movie 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1216 Hold up, they just changed the range of variables 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1217 Look here, I’ve consolidated it down to where even a child can figure it out. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1218 I forget where I put the answer. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1219 We're all going to die. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1220 FYI, Professor Fisher down the hall solved it in three steps. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1221 You’re right, the lab coat DOES make me smarter! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1222 And therefore I am a nerd. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1223 I’m sorry, but you forgot an X in the third line. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1224 I Really Don’t Care. Do U? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1225 The probability of someone winning this contest is 0.0000001% 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1226 You're just in time for the punch line. 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
1227 This equation proves that chalk is essential to mathematics! 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
1228 Quick! What's seven take away three? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1229 Did you check your work? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1230 Give it up, Professor. Einstein is still right. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1231 It turns out there are 51 ways to leave your lover! 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1232 The answer is not 43. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1233 You’re gonna love this... multiply the total by zero. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1234 They were out of decaf. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1235 What do you mean „it‘s a flatscreen“? 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1236 And that's why toast always falls butter-side down! 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1237 It all equals two, duh! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1238 Did you bring my ladder? 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1239 I've proven we are just line drawings in a cartoon. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1240 Can you believe it? I’m out of chalk. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1241 Hey there …do you have a sec ? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1242 Hold that thought - I'm close to solving why someone would change the name of a widely recognizable social media brand. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1243 Must’ve been quite a party last night. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1244 Where’s the extra blackboard I ordered? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1245 We’ve been wrong all this time - it turns out that money can buy happiness! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1246 Yes but is it diverse? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1247 I'm trying to remember my passwords! 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
1248 A 15% tip on $8.35 is a dollar and a quarter! 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
1249 Do you recall where we left off?" 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1250 This is more interesting than writing “I will not chew gum in class.” 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1251 Is there a symbol for "Magic Eight Ball"? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1252 It balanced! 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1253 Professor says I have to write this 99 more times for calling Einstein a dope. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1254 Quick, go find Mat Damon. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1255 I finally figured out my password! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1256 I think that sums it up 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1257 I've lost 'x'! 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1258 I’ve solved it. The egg came first. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1259 I just finished solving why you should leave. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1260 I need to change something at the top. Bring the 20-foot ladder back. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1261 I'm certain it is conclusive, but I forgot about what. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1262 "E still equals MC squared! 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1263 I just lost my train of thought. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1264 I have solved the fitted sheet! That Nobel is as good as mine! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1265 Spot the deliberate mistake. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1266 You left out a zero 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1267 At last I’ve proven it! Space is finite. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1268 Am I being too literal? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1269 The answer is... I don't give a f**k anymore! 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1270 I really can't work out why Barbie is more popular than Oppenheimer. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1271 I forgot to carry the 2 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1272 I misplaced a decimal point last week, if I don't find it, I'll lose my research grant. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1273 Dropped a sign up there 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
1274 Surprise! 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1275 Honey, I've figured out our cable bill. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1276 When you arrive five minutes late to class... 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1277 In layman’s terms…I love you. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1278 Now, could you tell me how to put this in a spreadsheet? 1.2727 0.04178 132 98 32 2
1279 What was the question? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1280 It's just doodles. I was hoping you could find a Nobel-prize winning proof in there somewhere." 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1281 Wait, did I say “multiply?” I meant “divide”. My bad. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1282 The answer is : BARBIE! 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1283 Where's Matt Damon when ya need him, huh?! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1284 This proves how smart I am. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1285 Who buys so many bananas? 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1286 Not so fast! 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1287 Today’s topic: ‘offsides’ 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1288 Almost there! Just need one more chalkboard to prove Trump won in 2020. 1.2727 0.05279 132 107 14 11
1289 And when we solve the equation, we get the name of Elon Musk's next child. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1290 I finally figured out where I left my phone 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1291 It’s my new password. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1292 I figured my password. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1293 I hear Oppenheimer's gone Hollywood. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1294 I made an error but I can't seem to find it. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
1295 I wrote the rest on a napkin I tossed after lunch. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1296 That's ok. I'll take it from here. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1297 I finally figured it out - Velveeta! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1298 I've finally figured out how much the billionaires owe in taxes! 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1299 Fer chrissakes, Al, where do you guys keep the erasers? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1300 Came to me in a dream. 1.2720 0.04307 125 93 30 2
1301 You are the first to notice I'm from the art department" 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1302 Pizza is here, plus the 16 ft ladder you ordered 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1303 All your students have left the lecture room. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1304 I know which line to pick at the grocery store! 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
1305 I think I figured out my password. 1.2714 0.05053 140 113 16 11
1306 Eureka! I've finally proven that you can't put pineapple on a pizza! 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1307 Did you forget to carry the one? 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1308 Have you figured out how much I owe you for lunch? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1309 It took me hours, but I think I finally figured out why six is afraid of seven. 1.2713 0.05475 129 106 11 12
1310 I solved the problem of where does time go when you step into the DMV 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1311 You calculating the new electoral college system? 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
1312 'Ah, yes! She loves me. No, wait...she loves me not! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1313 Still working on “how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop,” huh Carl?” 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1314 According to my calculation I should be able to retire once I solve this equation! 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1315 Drat, I forgot to carry the 1 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1316 We can now prove it mathematically — two plus two does equal four. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
1317 I'm switching the Xs to bluebirds. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1318 This motherfucker 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1319 I'll win the Nobel, and by the time someone figures out it's all wrong, I'll be gone! Pure genius! 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1320 The final answer is X=Twitter! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1321 I finally remembered my mother's secret recipe for the perfect pot roast. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1322 It may not be elegant, but, you’re wrong! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1323 Hey,are you responsible for the code for the bathroom? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1324 Professor, I hear rumors that the answer is 42. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1325 Huh! Did you know that black holes are the cause of lost socks in the dryer? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1326 You forgot to carry 1 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1327 Hey… so it still needs to be 280 characters 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1328 Okay nobody, and I mean nobody, drink kool-aid 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1329 I did it. I proved the Barbenhiemer hypothesis. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1330 Check out my new recipe! 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1331 We’re gonna need a bigger chalkboard! 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1332 If you have the formula for an olive, we will have created the perfect martini 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1333 If we're going to crack the user service agreement, we're going to have to get a bigger chalkboard. 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
1334 I asked AI to give me the recipe for Spam! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1335 I’ve proven it — I should have majored in English! 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1336 I think you're right. I should just google it. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1337 Something is missing, this doesn't add up. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1338 Schrödinger! Where the hell have you been? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1339 Eureka! I found Waldo! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1340 Once I solved for x instead of y, the solution was easy. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1341 I've finally cracked the code! This is how the democrats get to a majority in the senate. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1342 The janitor just wrote this on the board and I'm trying to figure it out. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1343 I've figured out how the Kardashians managed to stay relevant all these years. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1344 A high time to run out of chalk! 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1345 I found out why the coffee was weak! 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1346 Oops! A misplaced decimal point is at the top 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1347 Where did you put the ladder? 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
1348 I've cracked it!!! The formula for cancelling Comcast Triple Play!!! 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1349 I've discovered the answer. It doesn't matter! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1350 I'm sorry Professor but this is the men's room 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1351 March 14th, of course! 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1352 Come here. You'll see the humor in this... 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1353 One thousand more, Albert! 'I will not play with formulas, I will not play with formulas.'When you finish, you may join the children at recess 1.2687 0.05314 134 110 12 12
1354 Damn! It should have been an integral, not a derivative. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1355 the solution is here. somewhere 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1356 Never mind, we figured it out. You just press “RESET.” 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1357 Get out, unless have a ladder and an eraser. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1358 I finally figured out the plot to Oppenheimer! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1359 No need for this anymore, there’s AI 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1360 Uh, you said, 'Five minutes;' it's been more like 60! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1361 Eureka...I've figured out how to win the caption contest! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1362 Yep, it's obvious. 1.2681 0.04183 138 104 31 3
1363 Weeeeee! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1364 I did it. Me, Myself, and AI. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1365 Yep--it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1366 Gadzooks! If my calculations are correct, the space/time continuum runs straight through Paducah, Kentucky! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1367 Professor Twombly-maybe it's time to give up theoretical math and persue and art career. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
1368 I’m going to need a bigger blackboard. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1369 It's obvious! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1370 Harry, oh my God, it's not the way it looks! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1371 I’ve finally completed my formula for getting a date. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1372 I still get equals 4, 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1373 Whaddaya mean, “Ask Google”? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1374 Manhattan was already taken… can we call it “Staten-Island Project?” 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1375 According to my figures,we'll need 5 pizzas for the Physics Dept's annual picnic. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1376 My God! I’ve finally figured out Inception! 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1377 The pope is Catholic, and now on to the bear. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1378 A Drag Show? I'm in! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1379 I think I’m ready to make my first foray into the stock market. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1380 my math told me you would be here. hello. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1381 . . . ergo, 1 + 1 = 2 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1382 Find Oppenheimer! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1383 Nobody cares anyway ... next time I'm just gonna guess. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1384 You’re just in time to swoop in and take the credit. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1385 Hey, look! If you take this section out, it's a recipe for Turducken! 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1386 My 6-year-old just called. That 2 in the upper left should be a 3. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1387 If I don't solve this, I'll sell it as art! 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1388 I’ve nearly figured out where our luggage ended up. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1389 I have no idea what it means but it could sell like a Pollock! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1390 Arghh! I just forgot why I called you but I know it was important. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1391 Tell Elon I found X! 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1392 Hey Molly, what’s 4x2 again? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1393 I only asked you “Do you want one lump or two?” 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1394 I have it! It's THREE teaspoons to a tablespoon! 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1395 Can’t you focus on one quadrant of the universe at a time? 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1396 Will you please ask the janitor to stop doing this every night? This is the English department. 1.2661 0.05261 124 100 15 9
1397 We need to work quickly. Sounds like Florida is about to ban critical eraser theory! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1398 You could just Google it. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1399 Figures you’d show up now. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1400 I finally worked out the recipe for the Twinkie 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1401 Come look! It's Einstein's salsa recipe. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1402 I used A.I. to make this cool wallpaper and now I'm thinking, what the hey, this might be a good time to push for tenure. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1403 I finally figured out why my first grade teacher didn't like me! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1404 These drugstore receipts are getting ridiculous. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1405 Solved. Two-and-two equals four." 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1406 I’m stumped. Call the janitor. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1407 wait! OMG have you solved the question of the existence of the Universe! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1408 Come in! You’re just in time for the Finale!! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1409 Be honest with me Johnson, do you think this nonsense will intimidate my students? 1.2656 0.04221 128 96 30 2
1410 You erased my grocery list! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1411 Einstein, Schmeinstein, God does play dice! 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1412 Look what I found on TikTok! 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1413 I am out of blackboard! 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1414 Relax! It's just Bidenomics made simple. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1415 Wrong, again! 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1416 Dang, I'm stuck in a metaphysical cul-de-sac. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1417 Oh - is it time to change our password again? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1418 You're right on time! 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1419 I've done it. I've figured out how to cancel my gym membership. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1420 It’s the bank. You’re overdrawn. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1421 You can stop. I figured out the tip. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1422 Honey, come quick! I figured out how to pay for the kids' college! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1423 It must be done! I have no more room! 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1424 The last Professor was taller. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1425 We’re going to need a bigger blackboard. I mean board. Can I say blackboard? Please don’t cancel me. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1426 I’m loving our new wallpaper! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1427 Still easier than agreeing who owed what on last night's restaurant bill 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1428 I’ve been crunching the numbers all night and I still can’t figure out why my wife is mad at me! 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1429 What did Google come up with? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1430 As I thought, your share of the lunch bill is $11.83 after tip 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1431 I love it when my class tries to take notes. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1432 It's simple. I just removed all the black that didn't belong there. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1433 Come quick, I figured out how to get Taylor Swift tickets! 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1434 I’m here to take all the credit 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1435 There’s no man in the world who can solve this. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1436 Quick, what’s three plus two? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1437 You think because my name is Siri I have the answers to everything? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1438 Guess what? The neck bone IS connected to the head bone! 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1439 Quick, let me stand on your shoulders, I have to change an equation. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1440 None of this would be necessary if you'd just learned your nine-times table. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1441 OK - If you leave the tip, we'll be even. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1442 Welcome, we’re just getting started! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1443 Wait! It should be \root(3) in the first line! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1444 It's going to be OK. Sam's bringing a ladder so you can change that delta to a gamma. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1445 If my calculations are correct, you should be coming through that door just about now… 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1446 Your wife called, she wanted me to remind you to carry the 1. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1447 It took me all night, but I have proven with mathematical certainty that doing math equations is unequivocally the most boring way to spend an evening. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
1448 You've made me lose my train of thought! 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1449 Q.E.D. Lunch is on you. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1450 I said, no peeking! 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1451 I’ve been hacked! 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1452 Yes, but is it math? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1453 Quick, go buy a Powerball ticket! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1454 I’m a woman in STEM, not a woman in neat handwriting, Kevin. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1455 Let’s erase it so we can clap the erasers! 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1456 So is it a recession or inflation? 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1457 I need another chalk. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1458 Misleading the algorithm!! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1459 It works, let’s do another , that’s so fun ! 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1460 Turns out, there IS a Santa Clause! 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1461 Don’t tell anyone, but the janitor wrote this. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1462 I confirmed today is in fact Monday! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1463 Yes, there is a God! 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1464 Great chalk! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1465 Give me a minute! I have almost figured out how Starbucks gets away with charging $5.25 for a small coffee. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1466 You forgot the order of operations again. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1467 Come quickly, Mr. Watson. I just proved that 44 million people think AI is A1 Sauce. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1468 If only there were room to add a conclusion. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1469 Cognitive Diversity 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1470 Still trying to figure whether or not you tipped the IHOP waitress more than fifteen percent, Albert? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1471 I'm not exactly sure what it prooves. 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1472 I figured out why drivers don't use their blinkers! 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1473 I’ve found the solution, now if I could only find the problem. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1474 It's almost too easy. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1475 ok, I figured out how much each person owes for dinner last week 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1476 I was this close to having it solved but I ran out of blackboard space. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1477 It's not what it looks like! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1478 I’m halfway there! Can you get me another blackboard? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1479 This blackboard ain't big enough for both of us. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1480 I’ve discovered why the chicken crossed the road! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1481 And that's why I'm allergic to tuna fish. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1482 I'll erase it before we put up the movie. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1483 I got it! The cookies need one cup of butter, not two!! 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1484 Relax, these are just the warm-ups before we dive into today's class material. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1485 Eureka! I've found X!" "Bad news, buddy, Elon Musk beat you to it. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1486 I added milk to the list. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1487 I remember now, it's "password1". 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1488 This could have been an email 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1489 How can I understand all this math but not my wife's brain? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1490 I added more of those squiggly lines for you. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1491 A wife's explanation of the mistakes her husband makes. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1492 I knew I could count on you. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1493 Henderson, I finally figured it out! Time equals fifty-two dollars! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1494 Turns out, the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1495 I've finished my analysis. I'll have the pastrami on rye. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1496 Sometimes,I wish you would just trust me. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1497 I’m setting up my two-factor authentication 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1498 We'll need to put this on the big board. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1499 You still don’t look like Matt Damon. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1500 I think it will make a GREAT jigsaw puzzle. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1501 I have solved why hot dogs and buns aren’t sold in the same quantities! 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1502 It's simple! The more complicated it is, the more they won't understand, and the more money they'll invest 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1503 You’re not going to believe this, but one plus one does NOT equal two! 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1504 May I have a secant of your time? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1505 Eureka! I've finally balanced my checkbook to within 2 standard deviations 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1506 You were right. It is raining outside. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1507 Does that include the tip? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1508 I told you there was an ‘x’ missing. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1509 I hope you don't mind. I multiplied it by 7. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1510 Finally! I used up all the chalk! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1511 Never mind. We’re just going to order a pizza. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1512 I hate to admit you are right. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1513 Watson, come quickly! I think I've finally solved why hotdogs come in packages of eight and buns come in packages of six! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1514 I finally figured out what she meant by “it’s fine”. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1515 Well if you wanted a simple solution you should have given me a smaller chalkboard 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1516 .....and make it a venti 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1517 God IS Dog spelled backwards! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1518 Quick! Take a picture! 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1519 This accurately calculates how much to tip when you order take out 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1520 Time equals money! 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1521 Jones, quick! I've done it! I've filled the entire space on the board with numbers and symbols! 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1522 Welcome to my universe! 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
1523 I hate that janitor. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1524 You're just in time. I've almost figured out how Trump could've won Georgia. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1525 I’ve just discovered the theory of mismatched socks! 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1526 Quick, get more chalk before we forget where we're at. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1527 I solved it using the New York Times Easy Friday Crossword Clues! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1528 Mom is right...again! 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1529 It may be beautiful, but you still have to erase it. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1530 The ladies calculated it correctly, stop checking it. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1531 Scientist? No, I'm just the janitor here. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
1532 No solution to Earth's problems so let's head for Mars. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1533 Wait, change of plan... 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1534 91% chance lab coats will finally be “in” this season! 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1535 I need 5 more minutes 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1536 Never mind. I got the answer from Alexa. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1537 Has my second chalkboard arrived? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1538 Come in Bob, just finished balancing my checkbook. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1539 The answer is "we're all screwed." 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1540 Until the bigger board arrives, this is unsolvable. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1541 What did X stand for again? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1542 Graffiti! Do you think it was the math majors or football team? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1543 You’re just in time to take credit. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1544 My wife said we're running low on formula. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1545 The janitor solved it! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1546 I'm coming. I'll Google the solution later. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1547 This formula proves that algebra is useless after all! 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
1548 Eureka! A formula that tricks Americans into watching soccer! 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1549 I MUST verify my result! Did you bring the woodchuck? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1550 Yeah, bombs are cool and all but maybe we should take a break and go see Barbie. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1551 I have finally proven why toast always lands butter side down 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1552 AI did WHAT? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1553 Stop me if you've heard this one before. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1554 I did it! I proved that Sheldon Cooper was wrong! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1555 Almost ran out of room, but a little helium under the robe did the trick! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1556 Oh good, you are here. What’s seven times eight? 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1557 One last time Victoria,it's either me or the Big Bang. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1558 The end is near! 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1559 Ah, perfect timing. I've just figured out how to cancel our cable service! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1560 I’ve done it! I’ve solved the ultimate conundrum, cake or Pi. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1561 According to my calculations, I should watch Barbie second. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1562 Simply put, that’s the answer.” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1563 Yes, the world will end in 2017. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1564 Too formulaic? 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1565 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1566 Sure, but it still doesn’t explain who let the dogs out! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1567 Turns out, the answer’s in the back of the book Sheryl! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1568 Oops, sorry Miss Adams, I’ll erase the board ready for your class. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1569 Eureka! I've discovered what's wrong with the Mets! 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1570 I told you 2 plus 2 equals 4 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1571 Taking into account the infinite number of simultaneous possibilities and that should put her walking in the door right about - now! 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1572 Eureka! I have just computed how to get my health insurance to pay my last bill! 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1573 Never mind prof- fly speck on the scope lense. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1574 It's...(snickers)...Chalk-full. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1575 Edna, that old computer that filled half the basement was right, we should count the chalk when submitting our inventory. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1576 "Peace in the Middle East!" 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1577 I knew we should have asked for separate checks. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1578 No matter what it's full of—It doesn't have the look of complete BS at all! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1579 I love you this much. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1580 Yes of course! Six of one is the same as half a dozen of the other! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1581 I knew the answer would be 1. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1582 But your result was an assumption. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1583 Don’t ask me how I got up there 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1584 Negative numbers are so confusing that I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1585 Give me a minute; I'm this close to finding Waldo. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1586 By God, YOLO is, in fact, true! 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
1587 I finally derived a complete quantum-mechanical description of the universe - now let’s find out where I left my keys. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1588 Like I said: simple 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1589 I know our wedding anniversary date is somewhere in here. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1590 How bout them apples, huh?! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1591 Gaslighting in STEM 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1592 TwitterX just doesn't add up! 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1593 I told you it was obvious! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1594 Clean the board before you leave. Another class is coming in now. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1595 Yay! Finally got the right temperatures for the sous vide. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1596 It's true. Size, in fact, does matter. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1597 umm, no, that's just the question... 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1598 It's a mnemonic device, to help me remember my anniversary. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1599 This proves the dress was blue and black! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1600 Ive finally figured it out! Cats are just dicks." 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1601 Nothing artificial about it- I'm intelligent! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1602 This should sell for a fortune, it’s better than Twombly! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1603 Let me know when you’ve got a minute, I have one quick question” 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1604 This is it, Richards. That blasted cat IS dead! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1605 I've either solved it or run out of space - either way, it's all good. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1606 Professor Thumb, I have finally proven your rule. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1607 According to my calculations, you aren't due for another 7 minutes. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1608 Eureka! Blueberry pi. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1609 Eureka! Now I can operate the tv remote! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1610 Dude, that atomic wedgie was 37 years ago. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1611 The answer is black and white. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1612 Oh for heaven's sake, Roscoe. It's just I before E except after C, or when sounded as A as in neighbor and weigh! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1613 You're just in time; I think I've solved the "Hokey Pokey" 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1614 I’ve got it. The new Sudoku.” 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1615 You’re overthinking this. All I asked for was to lower the toilet seat once you’re done. It’s not rocket science. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1616 I told you not to start without me! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1617 'I knew it! That tip was 25 cents too much!' 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1618 This proves I'm not on the autism spectrum! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1619 You owe me 30 cents. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1620 I found who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1621 Eureka! a solution in need of a problem! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1622 “We’re out of chalk? Noooooooo!” 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1623 Pardon professor ...I don't mean to break your line of thought 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1624 Wouldn't E=mc2 be just fine? 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1625 Fuck I have no idea of any of this means, I’m never doing shrooms again 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1626 Who knew balancing my checkbook could be so hard? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1627 Wait! Stop! You're going to have to change the entire equation! The JWST just discovered that the universe is TWICE as old as we thought it was! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1628 It’s really quite simple. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1629 So actually it turns out we might just have an ice-cube’s chance in hell 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1630 Yes! It IS trivial. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1631 Is it finally time for a math joke!? 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1632 You forgot the "equals" sign! 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1633 In conclusion,we should have leftovers for dinner tonight. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1634 DAMN, Now I'll have to start over! 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
1635 You're just in time! Uh, oh ... I just lost my train of thought." 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1636 I've just discovered why I don't have any friends! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1637 I just realized that none of this matters. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1638 Does this make sense to you? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1639 According to my calculations, we should go to lunch. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1640 Here it is, proof that I need a hobby! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1641 Eureka! I finally cracked the recipe for Coca Cola. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1642 It's not all black and white. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1643 Wait! It was already solved. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1644 Not you, Oppy! We need Barbie in here NOW! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1645 Don’t you ever knock? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1646 My lunch order is at the bottom right. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1647 And we’re out of milk. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1648 Any closer to working out why our CEO is paid so much? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1649 FINALLY! I've figured out how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1650 Yes, I’ll go out with him. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1651 I've nearly got an answer, but I forgot the question. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1652 By Jove, I don't think I've got it! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1653 Good news, I just forgot to carry the 1! 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1654 Sorry, Professor, but the sample group reveals that there is no market for blue ketchup after all. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1655 The solution is six. Just six. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1656 Ahh, the solution to Schrödinger's Door. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1657 Ah yes, I figured out what I want for lunch! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1658 Yeah, I turned it over and, voila, the answer was already written out on the back side. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1659 "Hans, you screwed up your time-card again." 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1660 Here's your mistake, one plus one does not equal three. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1661 I'll be done in another 8,479.62 hours. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1662 What’s most impressive is that you reached the top. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1663 What's nine times six? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1664 I've solved the riddle of what goes on in Donald Trump's head. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1665 What has happened to our window? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1666 A simpler way is E=mc^2 1.2521 0.04172 119 90 28 1
1667 Gagosian offered 4 million 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1668 It’s a breakthrough, I figured out why we run out of chalk! 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1669 I've calculated down to the second how long it's going to take you to clean this blackboard 1.2521 0.04172 119 90 28 1
1670 I knew it. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1671 Do you remember which is the password for Netflix? 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1672 « Turns out that you just needed to pull the door » 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1673 I forgot what problem we were working on. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1674 How do you like the new password? 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1675 ...and Bob's your uncle. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1676 Damn the order of operations. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1677 I was trying to draw a doggy. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1678 I did it! A simple formula for happiness! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1679 The egg came first. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1680 About that zero on the fifth floor, go back and un-carry it. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
1681 I've developed an anti aging formula for may flies. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1682 Help! I made a mistake. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1683 Eureka! I've finally discovered the formula for longer-lasting chalk. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1684 Quick! What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you see this? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
1685 I know my password is here somewhere. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1686 Four. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1687 Look, there's no right answer to this... let's just go with pepperoni. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1688 Got a minute? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1689 Great news Jenkins ! I’ve just discovered what I want for lunch ! 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1690 You can leave now, Bart. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1691 Oh no! Now I forgot where I was and I’ll have to start over. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1692 Please professor, it’s time to wrap it up. The students left for the summer weeks ago. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1693 I’m one step closer to mastering the female orgasm! 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1694 I've got it! The perfect Martini 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1695 I've done it! A complex, mathematically correct formula that proves absolutely nothing. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1696 I got it...! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1697 Eureka! I've found the formula to explain air fares. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1698 It's called 'mathsplaining.'" 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1699 I was right all along! Pineapple does not belong on pizza! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1700 This is not the wallpaper pattern I ordered! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1701 It either explains the meaning of life or it’s a recipe for the perfect cup of coffee. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1702 At that point, it becomes conscious. I think. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1703 So now DeSantis says I have to put all this on a whiteboard instead? 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1704 I solved it! See? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1705 Go find Will Hunting! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1706 It seems you were right Hudson, 1.25 and one half does equal 7/4ths 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1707 Eureka. I know what women want. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1708 Congratulations, Professor: in one place, all the mathematical gibberish needed for a generation of cartoonists! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1709 Look at me! I'm Matt Damon! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1710 I still don’t know what I’m going to eat for dinner tonight! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1711 Quick! Get me another blackboard! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1712 I got it! X is just X. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1713 I couldn't sleep 1.2500 0.04388 108 82 25 1
1714 I got Wordle in two! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1715 She wants proof that I'm always right. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1716 So, do we exist? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1717 Do you think Barbie will be impressed? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1718 If you stand really close it’s just a bunch of random dots. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1719 Or I could watch the movie Oppenheimer. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1720 I've figured out how he fooled half the country ! 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1721 Behold, the grand unified theory!" "You forgot to carry the one. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1722 Who in the hell is Cy Twombly? 1.2500 0.05757 104 86 10 8
1723 Does anyone remember simple math? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1724 I’ve almost figured out how we can get everything done each day. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1725 Alright, I’m pretty sure we can use our health insurance to pay for your surgery! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1726 Museum Quality Math 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1727 We were wrong. It’s 41! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1728 Janice, I’ve proved it! There was enough room for Jack on the door. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1729 and this work guarantees that they’ll make a movie about me too. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1730 I figured women out. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
1731 I've figured out exactly how much sugar to put in my coffee! 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1732 Does this gibberish make my brain look big? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1733 Well, I’ll be damned. The answer really is 42!” 1.2481 0.03908 133 101 31 1
1734 It's four, Bob. Two plus two equals four. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1735 Did you remember to bring the eraser? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1736 Hold on, I am almost done with my taxes” 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1737 Get Oppenheimer on the phone and tell him I finally figured how to make my wife happy! 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1738 You're just in time for my realization that I don't know what I'm doing! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1739 Can you please go find me an X? 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1740 Behold, the lyrics to ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’ 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1741 No, it should be one teaspoon, not one tablespoon! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1742 What were you thinking? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1743 Have you seen my permanent marker? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1744 Oh no, who gave him a piece of chalk again? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1745 The answer is zero. All of this work was for nothing. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1746 See? It is rocket science. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1747 Don't worry, Dr. Oppenheimer, Barbie got the message, and she is coming over as quickly as she can to help you out. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1748 It was only a simple question, a yes or no answer would have been sufficient. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1749 The chaotic jumble of math expressions (few equations) testifies to the poor understanding of mathematics by New Yorker cartoonists/editors/readers. Funny? I don't think so. I find it sad. 1.2478 0.05696 113 95 8 10
1750 I can afford the pumpkin latte after all! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1751 I have solved equality! Turns out that equal is equal. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1752 Parent helping their sixth grader with math homework! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1753 A ladder,how else? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1754 You can figure out the tip amount once we get to dinner. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1755 Come in Jensen. I’ve just proven that the Earth actually does not exist. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1756 I'm with the cleaning crew. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1757 Your theory checks out. We ARE frozen in time in a single panel comic. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1758 I finally figured out what my son’s first year of college is gonna cost me! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1759 Did you forget Oppenheimer's phone number again? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1760 I’ve almost figured out how the calculate adjunct pay. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1761 I solved it! It was Professor Plum in the study with a candle stick." 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1762 Or we could split the check 50/50. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1763 This equation proves that pineapple DOES belong on pizza! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1764 I cannot find the secret of the universe. It's here somewhere. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1765 Never mind. The AI figured it out. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1766 Frank,my peer,I don’t give a damn. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1767 It looks complicated, but the answer was simple! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1768 I think I forgot Step 2 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1769 Right here I'm putting in: miracle occurs 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1770 Now I just have to carry the one. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1771 There wasn't any chalk, but I found a roll of Smarties in my pocket. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1772 Get it? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1773 I swear I'm almost done 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1774 I figured out the problem. We need a god damn ladder. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1775 NO! Stop trying to finish my sentences! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1776 The darn thing was upside down! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1777 Uh Oh, up there in the northwest quadrant, you multiplied when you were supposed to add. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1778 And that’s how we’re related. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1779 Wow, I think I’ve found the 11,000 missing votes! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1780 I've discovered why I'm still single! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1781 Steve for the Nth time, I DO love you! Please come home and sleep. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1782 I just love making chalkboard angels in freshly drawn formulae! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1783 Quick, give me a random number between 1 and 271,923,864. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1784 Come in, Professor - I'm not sure what I've just proved, but I trust you'll agree it's irrefutable. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1785 So, have you figured out where we are going to lunch? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1786 Well whaddaya know, 2 + 2 does equal 4! 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1787 Help me find my one mistake 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1788 Finally I found the mystery of why we exist. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1789 I've figured out what show I should be watching on Netflix. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1790 What do you think of my new Zoom backdrop? 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1791 Help me here. What does a woman want? 1.2459 0.05246 122 101 12 9
1792 I probably need to start over. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1793 It’s a recipe for pudding. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1794 Do you have an eraser? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1795 Don't you just love our new timesheet? 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1796 I still can't work out why Barbie is more popular than Oppenheimer 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1797 I forgot how to spell Fibonacci. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1798 - What’s the problem? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1799 Class has just ended. Don't worry. You can come back next week for our weekly lessons on your child's Common Core math homework. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1800 I think I understand my congressional district lines! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1801 Don’t overthink it too much, no is no 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1802 I'm trying to make it harder to "mansplain" 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1803 "You made it! I think I got it! Did you bring more chalk?" 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1804 According to common core math, 2+2 does equal 4. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1805 Elon liked it so much he’s gonna name his kid or his company after it! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1806 I’ve finally done it. This explains how they get the caramel in the Caramilk candy bar! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1807 Give me a sec. I promised Goldberg I’d jot down my recipe for macaroni and cheese. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1808 I’m trying to figure out today’s Wordle! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1809 Well I'll be darned. It turns out a woodchuck can't chuck any wood at all. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1810 Hey Steve. Hope it’s OK. I’m creating a simplified version of your equation. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1811 I've found the solution to getting more grant money." 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1812 I know how we can split the tab for your bachelorette party. 1.2455 0.04320 110 84 25 1
1813 Next, we hope to fold fitted sheets. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1814 No, I haven't solved it, but wouldn't it make a nifty wallpaper pattern for the study? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1815 I finally figured out why I don't have friends. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1816 So is that a Yes or a No? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1817 Ah, just in time. I’ve finally found the solution to Netflix’s password sharing crackdown. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1818 Where is the “enter” button? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1819 I'm in the wrong classroom?! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1820 It started out as a simple summer gazpacho. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1821 Turns out X is a social media site 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1822 It’s just decorative. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1823 I just proved that the center of the universe is me. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1824 I didn’t come back here to have you mansplain my own theory to me, John. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1825 I think I figured out the seating for the wedding reception. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1826 You’re just in time! Let’s head out to lunch. The secretly brilliant janitor will come by to finish this up in ten. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1827 Password successfully hidden! 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1828 I think I've almost figured out where we should go for dinner. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1829 Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick!! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1830 Just keeping track of my frequent flyer miles. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1831 What the fu- 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1832 Don't solve for x! It's trademarked! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1833 And the Nobel Prize for interrupting goes to you!” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1834 It’s not too late!! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1835 Do not sneeze! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1836 I've got it! According to my calculations, the hot dog is a sandwich! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1837 Hi! I'm death. I can't wait for you to finish... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1838 It’s FLAT it really is FLAT! 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1839 Still no budget for erasers? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1840 What do you mean I can’t use ‘X’ anymore? You can’t just copyright ‘X’! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1841 You the Oppenheimer wannabe? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1842 There is a God! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1843 Someone pulled an all-nighter... 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1844 Am Just Good will Hunting ! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1845 I can't find Waldo! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1846 Oh my God, I am on the brink of solving the mystery of existence and I have run out of blackboard! 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1847 I just finished making up my new password. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1848 I’ve almost worked out what she meant when she said “I’m fine!” 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1849 I told you it would turn out to be something simple. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1850 You asked the MATH CLUB to design our new MURAL?? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1851 My conclusion is that global gravity is a hoax 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1852 The meaning of Life is 42? 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1853 Please, shut the door before the dogma runs out! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1854 Make sure the black and white areas take up the same amount of space 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1855 This new AI blackboard is great, it just solved the gravitational force equation and gave me the winning number for next week's lottery. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1856 I finally finished my new Zoom background. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1857 Based on these projections, you can’t retire just yet. 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1858 And look: no A-I. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1859 Yes, finally! the meaning of life. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1860 Now I need to start all over. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1861 See? It’s so black and white! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1862 Professor, there's an app for that. 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1863 After all that, x=1? 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1864 TV looks good on this wall but can you help with the Quick Setup menu? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1865 I stand corrected. The only thing you can count on, is death and taxes. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1866 Oh, you know, the usual… eigenvalues 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1867 And when you step back and blur your eyes a little, it looks like a bunch of ants running around! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1868 Sounds crazy, but x is your mama. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1869 OK- if you take pi and cut it right down the center, then give one half away, you are left with one half pi. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1870 >%$)#&, Professor! Your study of The Profane looks to be monumental. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1871 I can prove that I'm no good at higher math! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1872 Oh, honey, I think I’ve almost figured out what I want for dinner… 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1873 13.8 billion years since the last work accident. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1874 3.14159265359 3.14159265359 3.14159265359 - WAIT!" 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
1875 The formula for Love works out to Zero. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1876 At last, a proof for why everything has shrunk but the blackboard! 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1877 Hurry Oppenheimer! They want to make a movie about this! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1878 Fred we are leaving for Barbie in 10 minutes. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1879 A ladder? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1880 Of course this is purely theoretical at the moment! 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1881 Remember when you said I was too pedantic? I think I can prove that you're wrong! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1882 What’s the square root of four again? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1883 AI could probably have done it faster 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1884 How to get shampoo and conditioner to run out at the same time. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1885 Don't worry, the part where this wallpaper cuts short will be covered with a nice wood paneling. 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
1886 Glen, it's just gibberish. Go empty the trash. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1887 I've finally done it! I covered the whole blackboard with insignificant equations. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1888 Where were we? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1889 I was toying with the Fibonacci Sequence and stumbled upon the Barbenheimer Paradox! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1890 So this PROVES Trump won the election? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1891 According to my calculations you're 4.321 minutes late. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1892 The next class need the blackboard 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1893 bad news.....i checked everywhere, we're all out of chalk 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1894 I am missing a vowel. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1895 I did it! I proved that Occam's Razor is incorrect! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1896 Yep. It's my theory of really, REALLY special relativity. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1897 Now if only I could figure out what any of this means… 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1898 Voilà, the formula for simplicity. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1899 Can't we just go to see "Oppenheimer " instead? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1900 ... and 7x 9 is 63, and 8x9 is.. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1901 The bad news is you made a sign mistake. The goods news is you made it an even number of times. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1902 Try THIS in a small town!" 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1903 Have you yet determined when to have lunch? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1904 Hi, Professor Pollock! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1905 And that proves a stitch in time indeed saves 9.0 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1906 I've done it! I've finally discovered the meaning of Bidenomics. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1907 I seem to have lost track of time. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1908 The solution to ending all wars ended up being treating others with kindness after-all. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1909 You're just in time to watch me make my last doodle and sign it. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1910 Great! You are here, Remind me again, What is Pi? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1911 We’re going to need a bigger eraser! 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1912 And to think they fired me for a computer. Those fools!" 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1913 I got it! Tom Brady may come back next year. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1914 the order for take out is clearly noted 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1915 I can't decide between E=MC2 and E+MC3. What do you think? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1916 I've figured out how that sock gets lost in the dryer. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1917 I did it, George, I did it! I proved that two plus two equals four! 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1918 I think I've finally worked out what we should do for dinner. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1919 So, your share of the lunch bill is ... 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1920 AHH, I ought to have known it would be a simple solution. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1921 Never mind, Dr. Oppenheimer--Japan has surrendered! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1922 This haiku thing has me stumped. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1923 Can’t we just split the bill evenly? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1924 How do youspell OPPENHEIMER? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1925 I decided on a restaurant! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1926 I’ve come to help you think outside the box! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1927 E equals M C Hammer! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1928 Call MOMA, I'm ready to install! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1929 I’ve jotted down these detailed notes so you’ll get my lunch order right, for once. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1930 Y is 11, I tell you! 11! 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1931 I can't find where I wrote my password. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1932 This one's from ChatGPT. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1933 I've just proved that artificial intelligence is not artificial! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1934 Look what the James Webb brought into focus! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1935 I finally know how to seat all the guests at the wedding! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1936 I mathematically proved cocaine and chalk is a helluva thing! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1937 So Where's Waldo? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1938 So no more than twenty angels ... or thirty if they're doing the waltz 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1939 Tell Mr. Musk the answer is not X, rather the question is “Why?” 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1940 I've got everyone's lunch order. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1941 It's my phone's passcode. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1942 It started with M+C =love, but then it got complicated. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1943 It’s simple, just follow these instructions! 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1944 I think I figured ou the Arab-Israeli thing 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1945 You see? Black Lives really do Matter! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1946 So it’s $19 each, but Jamie only owes $8 because she just had the nachos. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1947 The light switch is to your right. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1948 Welcome to Algebra 1! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1949 It’s just a lunch order, Carl. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1950 Eureka! The perfect background for our Instagram pop-up! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1951 We're finally ready to submit our return to the IRS. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1952 I was solving for X. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1953 Six! The answer is six! 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1954 They just replied, ‘K’ 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1955 Look! I just simplified my theory! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1956 I finally understand Inception! You forgot to carry the one 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1957 Mmm... more cowbell?! 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1958 Come this way, Professor, the ambulance is here. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1959 EUREKA! At long last, I solved... uhm, uh, uhm, I forgot what the question was... 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1960 E=MC2blahblahblah #newyorkercaptioncontest 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1961 I knew that automatic tip at the restaurant was wrong! 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1962 You left your car running again. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1963 Quick! Tell Elon the answer is "X". 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1964 If a woman was working on this she'd have been done hours ago and be working on the next problem. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1965 More chalk please. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1966 Schroedinger's cat is in here somewhere. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1967 I’ll be gone for two days.These are my passwords for wi-fi and netflix. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1968 At last! The formula for faster than light travel…or really good potato salad. I forget now. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1969 Did you bring the eraser? I need to start over. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1970 I invented the wheel! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1971 The earth is definitely heating up. Or not, I’m not sure. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1972 I found it! The definition of 'woke'. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1973 Your husband called 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1974 Dr. Sanders! It appears the hokey pokey IS what it's all about! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1975 Quick, Franklin, what’s 6 x 7 again? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1976 I got tired of macrame. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1977 I’ve finally done it! I have calculated the velocity of an African swallow carrying a coconut to England! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1978 Yes! And a pickle on the side 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1979 As you can see, I have finally developed a short-cut. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1980 Don't come any closer - I just farted. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1981 Crap. I’ve just computed that I didn’t order enough wallpaper for the entire room. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1982 Let me guess, 42? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1983 And over here, a sign that says, “Live, Laugh, Love.” 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1984 I forgot to carry the "2" again! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1985 I’ve got it! There are 32 tablespoons in a pint. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1986 Wha-ah-t? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1987 I forgot why I did this. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1988 Jackson Pollack says he has a better idea and its a lot faster. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1989 Who took my eraser? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1990 Now where was I?" 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1991 What gorgeous wallpaper! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1992 WE won! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1993 Abstract Expressionism, I think I've figured it out. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1994 And that’s why you shouldn’t go for two points before the fourth quarter! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1995 I think it's beginning to make sense. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1996 Did you carry the one? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1997 You were right! I don’t owe money to the IRS. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1998 Hey! I figured you'd show up! 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
1999 Surprise ! The chicken came before the egg! 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2000 I’ve done it! I finally figured out why some people actually like the taste of brussel sprouts! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2001 It's true, pie can be square! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2002 Finally! The perfect comeback for that argument 10 years ago. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2003 I’ve finally figured out how to steal credit for your work! 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2004 So, did you work out if you're coming or not? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2005 I was RIGHT! The jets DO have a chance to make the playoffs! 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2006 Hi, Jones. Have you seen my ladder? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2007 We just missed a decimal point! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2008 Let’s ask Chat GPT instead. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2009 Actually,as it turns out,under some circumstances,2+2 does equal 5. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2010 I’ve got a big problem. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2011 This is how you get a like. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2012 Shut the door, they're all moving around! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2013 The paradox of the socks with sandals theorem remains unsolved. 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
2014 Quick! Help me erase this and stop Oppenheimer. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2015 This is the best vacation ever. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2016 I accidentally wrote p-i-e and now our grand unification equation says it’s lunchtime. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2017 My arms are much longer than they look. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2018 Watson - I’ve just experienced the most amazing quantum entanglement phenomenon! 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2019 It turns out, we DID start the fire! 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2020 Donuts?! The calculated meaning of life can't be donuts. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2021 Did you take the ladder? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2022 I have discovered the formula to rid the world of chalk. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2023 You’re just in time! I’m having a symbolic crisis. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
2024 We need that number NOW, Ellen! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2025 Is it art, or am I supposed to solve it? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2026 Eureaka! I just found the equals sign. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2027 See! easy peasy... 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2028 I thought you said, "don't worry it's not rocket science." 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2029 I put 2 and 2 together! The answer is 4! 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2030 Don't bother with theory, we ran the experiment instead 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2031 The Barbie marketing team figuring out how to be everything everywhere all at once. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2032 I have some good news and bad news. AI just solved it. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2033 Definitely Barbie then Oppenheimer. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2034 The Universe called. They want their meaning back. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2035 Correct…but the world is still burning. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2036 As you see, I've proven black matters live. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2037 I’ve run out of chalk! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2038 A breakthrough, I figured out how to order at Starbucks! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2039 What's the opposite of "Eureka" ? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2040 I've worked it out: we definitely should see 'Barbie' first. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2041 Wait, what's this emoji doing here? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2042 ChatGPT on the line again. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2043 'I think i've found the clitoris ' 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2044 Ok, Mr. Stevens… time for your meds. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
2045 It's forty *three*! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2046 I had it. Now I have to start over. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2047 Hey, I've been doodling for hours, waiting for you!" 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2048 I've done it! I discovered the equation for how to calculate the worth of airline reward miles!! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2049 Yeah, it's definite. X was the wrong rebrand for Twitter. 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2050 I've just realized I'm insane 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2051 I have the solution to something, I just can't remember what! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2052 One plus one does equal three! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2053 Sorry, honey, I had to clean a spot. Do you remember what was there? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2054 That's just for one Taylor Swift ticket. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2055 Yes! I’ve finally solved it! The answer is to live, laugh AND love!” 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2056 At last! I've determined the extent of a box of chalk. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2057 I’ve finally proven that math sucks! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2058 I've just been working out 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2059 Screw it. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2060 I'm happy to mansplain for you. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2061 I did the first draft on my driveway. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2062 Now it’s clear. You aren’t part of the problem. You ARE the problem. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2063 And that’s how we solve the national deficit. 1.2358 0.05043 123 102 13 8
2064 You were right honey, it's not me, it's you! 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2065 Oh I thought you got the news. That was solved by the scientist three doors down from here two months ago. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2066 And then there were none. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2067 At I finally found the answer, but I’ve forgotten what the question was. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2068 Which X? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2069 I have determined we should order pizza 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2070 Looks like I can afford a car. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2071 All right, I give up. Where IS Waldo? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2072 I’ve run out of blackboard 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
2073 Tom Lehrer would have an embolism. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2074 OK fine, the report will say we both crossed a threshold. 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
2075 I still can’t figure how air fares are computed… 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
2076 Just send her the text man, it’s not rocket science 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2077 It took awhile, but I figured out where to go for lunch. 1.2348 0.04912 132 110 13 9
2078 and I can seat cousin Lucy next to uncle Fred! 1.2348 0.05430 115 97 9 9
2079 Tangentially speaking, it's dinner time. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2080 It’s all so simple! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2081 I can’t crack it. It must be impossible to have a good relationship with your dad. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2082 I've proven we don't exist. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2083 The voters will love these. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2084 Did you bring my chalk? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2085 I figured out how to change the time on the oven! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2086 There you are! I've finally figured out the ending of that Christopher Nolan movie. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2087 Can’t remember why I started this… 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2088 Eureka! I did it! One piece of chalk! 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2089 Eyes on your own chalkboard. 1.2347 0.04303 98 75 23 0
2090 Hey, Mike, where do we keep the ladder? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2091 Now I've figured out the question, can you figure the answer? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2092 No! That one was solved last week. You were supposed to solve the e one in Room 2. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2093 ...and a quart of milk 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
2094 I changed my mind. I brought an eraser. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2095 What a wonderful coincidence - I was just proving your theorem is garbage 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2096 After three weeks, Angela thought she'd just show Professor Martin how to find the clitoris. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2097 I’ve discovered that blackboards are finite! 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
2098 Eureka! The Grand Unified Blackboard Theory! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2099 Thanks for putting the ladder away! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2100 Please call Dr. Barbenheimer! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2101 I have finally figured out the Coca-Cola formula! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2102 I'll need the blackboard for my 2 pm class. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2103 I’ve got a big problem in here. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2104 It seems your calculations are correct: I am an asshole. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2105 I don’t get it. I come up with e=mc3 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2106 See? It is really quite simple. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2107 Hold on, I've just about got it now. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2108 Come in - I've simplified your draft! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2109 Albert, I solved it, but what was the question again? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2110 I was just figuring out the probability that you would walk in. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2111 Gibberish! For the last time, it was just a movie, stop bringing janitors in here to work on equations! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2112 Just finished the new tax code. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
2113 It took me a decade but I finally found a tragic free route through L.A.” 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2114 You are missing the zero again! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2115 I finally emptied my brain. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2116 No, I just have really long arms. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2117 I still can't figure out where she wants to go for dinner. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2118 Finally! Ready for MOMA! 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2119 I’ve done it! I’ve discovered a way to use up all the chalk! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2120 Oh yeah, PEMDAS 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2121 Damn it, Albert!! Why are your students in MY class? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2122 I have discovered a truly remarkable proof for this theorem but it turns out the blackboard still isn't big enough. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2123 Oh, AI solved it two days ago 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2124 Go ahead. Ask me how I reached the top. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
2125 I cracked Einstein's code! If E = mc2, then F = mc3, and G = mc4 and so on! Julie Hodson Niawithjulie@gmail.com 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2126 Finally, I am glad you're here. I now know what we should order for lunch. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2127 Now that I've explained the Barbenheimer Theory, just bring me that pink frame." 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2128 I haven't solved this equation yet, but I did invent anti-gravity boots so I could reach the top of the blackboard! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2129 No this is not English 101! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2130 Tell you what - why don’t I just get the tip.” 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2131 I think I've finally uncovered my cat's motivations. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2132 Fred, we solved that last week. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2133 Call the MoMA! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2134 „it works for medium seized eggs as well“ 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2135 By my calculations, we need a bigger chalkboard. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2136 You just plug in a few numbers up top and Turbotax does the rest. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2137 I had a dream I was Will in Good Will Hunting. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2138 Stop! AI has the answer. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2139 I think I’ve done it—I’ve finally figured out what women want! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2140 so I've just proven why my dropped toast always lands butter side down 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2141 “And so, we can see that…” “Hi, Professor! Did I miss anything?” 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2142 We can keep global warming below 1.5 degrees if we all live on houseboats powered by gerbils! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2143 Ta Da! Now you can figure out how I did it without a ladder!” 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2144 Just as I've found the solution, you open the door to another universe! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2145 It's Trump's fault. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2146 Carry the two and voila! God is a pizza! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2147 Eureka! I've just calculated how long till tenure kicks in! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2148 Are we still on for happy hour? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2149 Eueka, I have found the formula to understand Women! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2150 I solved it on a calculator hours ago, but this plays better on social media. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2151 I think the undergrads have been stealing my chalk aga—ah. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2152 I heard you got to the bottom of it... 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2153 Help! Help! I need an eraser. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2154 I've titled it, 'A Life Equatic'. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2155 Juanita! I have done it! I have found the solution to where socks go when they disappear to in the dryer! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2156 It can’t be solved. But the good news is we can pitch it to Elon as a new name for Twitter! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2157 Burt. So glad you’re here. Help me flip this board. I want to prove the reverse is also right. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2158 You’re right, this is a rectangle! 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
2159 It makes sense, now I wished it didn't. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2160 I hope you noticed the addition error in line one. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2161 And that’s how babies are made. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2162 Too simple, eh? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2163 Or, we can just approximate with “E = mc2 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2164 Finally, the streaming algorithm to recommend the perfect 70s Cult Classic! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2165 Barbie won! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2166 It's been done. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2167 How in the hell does X=Twitter? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2168 I’ve solved for why my wife finds me annoying. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2169 Come look at this! Not bad for someone who flunked calculus. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2170 If I had an algorithm for every time you opened that door... 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2171 Quick! Bring a ladder! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2172 lucky he was not on the Manhattan project 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2173 Still trying to work out why Trump has so many supporters and why he isn’t in jail. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2174 I finally remembered my password. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2175 Eureka! I've solved the problem of making bird feeders squirrel proof! 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2176 I just figured out how to get to Barbieland 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2177 Mr. Nolan, I think I finally got the plot of TENET 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2178 I've confirmed: no ketchup on a Chicago dog. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2179 I think I’ve just proven that Will Hunting wasn’t a genius after all. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2180 X" DOES mark the spot! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2181 It’s no Shakespeare, but I think we can still get published. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2182 Why belabor the obvious? 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2183 I finally figured out what Netflix movie to watch. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2184 voilà 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2185 I'll tell you what it means...it means I'm done teaching French after linear algebra. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2186 Still no conclusive answer on whats love got to do with this 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2187 I’ve just figured what the next winning lottery number will be. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2188 You got a problem? Perfect. I've just completed a solution in search of one. 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
2189 Permanent marker! Really! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2190 I forgot what I came in here for. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2191 I’ve checked and double checked, Twitter > X!” 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2192 Everything on the board will be in your final exam! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2193 I think you went a bit overboard with you calorie counting! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2194 Did you bring the mirror? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2195 While you were in here, AI solved it in seconds. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2196 It’s the formula for Coca Cola. After all, we ARE fizzicists. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2197 If you follow these directions you should be able to log into your TV if your children are not at home to operate the remotes. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2198 Another blackboard, quick! There's no room for 'Do Not Erase!' " 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2199 I assume “I will not talk in class” is in there somewhere. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2200 Eureka, a board big enough for me to get to the solution. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2201 Ta-da! Today's pop quiz is ready. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2202 Looks like someone saw 'Oppenheimer' without me. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2203 All these years, I thought that piece of lint was a 3! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2204 I figured out who invented the piano! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2205 Shouldn’t the first number be 0 not 1? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2206 Oh you're not interrupting - I'm just pretending to be busy in case the boss stops by. This is all totally made up. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2207 O.K O. K,so should he swing at a 3-0 pitch or not? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2208 So why did the chicken cross the road? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2209 Hey Nicole, I finally discovered how to add pockets to women's pants! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2210 I've figured out the tip. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2211 Next time knock! Now I’ve lost my train of thought. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2212 This is my order. What did you want from Starbucks? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2213 I think I forgot what I was trying to solve 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2214 Ahh, the Instagram algorithm at last. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2215 hey, i wrote the winning ticket numbers from powerball on the board and now i can’t find them! 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
2216 At last! I’ve determined why I don’t get swipes in my dating app! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2217 I’m gonna need that Good Will Hunting kid. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2218 Oops! I think I forgot to carry the one! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2219 I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you think that you’re Oppenheimer” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2220 My calculations show that we should be able to snag seats for Oppenheimer in about 3 weeks. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2221 This is the storyboard for "Oppenheimer 2!" 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2222 I'm scabbing for Good Will Hunting II during the writer's strike. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2223 It's finally proven: Conscious life was...and remains...a mistake! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2224 I ran out of chalk 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2225 You should play in the middle in tic tac toe! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2226 It's hilarious, Bart, but I have a feeling the audience preferred the elementary chalkboard gags. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2227 Mr. Owl was correct all those years ago: three licks! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2228 Honey I finally figured how we can afford groceries! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2229 ...and this is what it looks like when the experience is drained of all emotion or humanity. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2230 ‘Quick, get me a slide rule!” 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2231 Lol omg! I’m, like, so bad at math. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2232 Simple question Mark… Tea or coffee? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2233 The question was "how do you politely leave a conversation at a party" 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2234 And the combined age of the 2024 presidential candidates comes to… 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2235 And therefore, Ross and Rachel WERE on a break. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2236 No, I told you: it’s E=MC2 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2237 Can you stop there? Dinner is on the table. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2238 Oops, wrong door! I was looking for the Barbie lecture. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2239 Quickly! I need a ladder and twelve interns! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2240 I could have solved it, but I ran out of space!" 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2241 I'm trying to figure out whether to see Barbie or Oppenheimer first. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2242 you've divided by zero in the upper left, now let's get some lunch! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2243 At last! I’ve deciphered my phone bill! 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2244 I believe Ive discovered the difference between sweet potatoes and yams! 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2245 I've decided what I want for lunch. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2246 I get a refund! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2247 I'm back where I started from! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2248 Your turn to erase blackboard. Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2249 Yes, I’ve confirmed we definitely need to order a second Uber! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2250 You were so right — equations appear to be more erudite when scrawled on a blackboard. 1.2290 0.03841 131 102 28 1
2251 Finally! I have discovered the meaning of the universe. There isn't one. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2252 I’ve proved that one can use all known mathematical symbols in one formula. That’s what all the shouting is about! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2253 Lookee here! Isn't this amazing? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2254 Great, nice to see you, I’m so glad you are here! You can help me solve the Balance of Nature” 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2255 Say what you want. It’s still your turn to clean the bathroom Rick ! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2256 I was just about to correct your mistake. You can thank me later when I publish my work. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2257 Never mind. I found an App for it. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2258 Hurry. I ran out of chalk. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2259 Did you figure out lunch? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2260 Let me tell you how I did this without a ladder... 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2261 I'll be with you in a half-life. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2262 You were right. Common Core math is a breeze! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2263 AI just solved my life's work during my coffee break. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2264 I told you TurboTax was a waste of money! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2265 Board yet? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2266 Look! I’ve reduced the formula for the entire universe to only one blackboard! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2267 You could have just asked ChatGPT 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2268 And I know what I'm going to have for lunch. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2269 I said you've got a BLANK slate... 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2270 Occam was right! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2271 You didn't find any chalk? I guess this will remain unfinished. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2272 I've just proven that a twenty percent tip is excessive. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2273 I see the Congressional gerrymandering is coming along nicely! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2274 Voila! Why toast always lands butter-side-down! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2275 Who graffitied my beautiful black rectangle? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2276 The answer is four. The rest is just for fun. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2277 Only three more weeks until I figure out how they calculate airline fares. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2278 Oohh I meant to tell you we're just going to go with standard deduction this year 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2279 Aah, my masterpiece! If only it would fit though the door. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2280 Maybe we should just split the bill evenly, instead. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2281 Tuesday. I'm pretty sure today is Tuesday. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2282 This explains how to bet correctly in Final Jeopardy. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2283 you know what, just give 20% next time 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2284 THIS..., was the way we used to store Data Files; a real mouse tried to hack it. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2285 You know, I might be able to grow hair after all! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2286 Eureka! I’ve finally got the bathroom key code! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2287 We're gonna need a bigger blackboard. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2288 I’m still attempting to total all of Trump’s legal bills.. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2289 I could solve it if I could find five more empty blackboards. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2290 If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2291 There's a fractal equation I need to correct. Give me a boost, will you? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2292 Eureka! I finally figured out where I parked my car. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2293 Great news! We're moving your classes online. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2294 Quick Charles, hide all the erasers! 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2295 Eureka! The solution is 4. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2296 Let's see....two plus two is four! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2297 You've made it too complicated. All I aksed you is if you'd like to have dinner with my parents tonight? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2298 Is it E=MC squared? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2299 Quick, another chalkboard please! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2300 You may leave now, Ms. Newton. I'll finish up. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2301 No, it still looks like Trump will wind up as the Republican nominee 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2302 I need that blackboard for my class. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2303 Look, I don't think the cartoonist knows what any of these symbols are supposed to mean. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2304 Wait, Herbert, you for got to carry the two. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2305 This was written by Artificial Intelligence, but it missed a step! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2306 At last -- the perfect egg cream formula! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2307 Is this a Pollock? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2308 I'm just going to leave this up, okay? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2309 I almost know what we should have for dinner tonight 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2310 From this, I predict “Oppenheimer” will gross less than “Barbie” but win more Oscars. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
2311 Al, you made a mistake, left upper corner: it's y/x, not x/y. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2312 Sorry to interrupt, but white privilege is much simpler. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2313 Hope you don't mind - while you were out I took credit for your work" 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2314 I got it! The answer is 2, or maybe 3? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2315 OMG....this is amazing. It's the formula for Coke.! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2316 I get it now! "..to get to the other side!" 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2317 I’m glad you are here; I forgot where I left off. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2318 „Well that‘s a first - it‘s usually the time people leave!“ 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2319 I told them I needed another black board, not black broad! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2320 If my head faced forward, I think I could solve this thing. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2321 'When I came in this morning, I saw someone had solved your puzzle, Johnson. Go ask the fourteen foot tall janitor if he saw anyone come into the lab last night!' 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2322 I'm this close to figuring out where I left my laptop. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2323 Professor, I think I've worked out what your wife meant when she said she was fine. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2324 Yeah, I know it's late but I'm nearly there" 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
2325 Come in and give me a lift - I need to correct an error above. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2326 Now you can see where I lost my place. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2327 I finally figured out my cell phone bill. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2328 Professor Richard, I finally found the answer to the ultimate question: “Awap bop a lup bop a wop bam boom!” 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2329 Okay, I’m sure now: no pepperoni on mine, please. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2330 It figures you'd show up now. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2331 The perfect amount of coffee DOES exist! … now for the grind size….! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2332 It's all Greek to me!! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2333 I think I know where you parked your car. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2334 Well, I'm afraid this proves it. Poetry is superior to mathematics. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2335 I don’t the IRS anything ! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2336 You missed something. 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
2337 Wonderful list of baby names! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2338 It’s definitely your turn to get coffee. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2339 Too late - the AI posted it on Instagram, along with a cartoon and the screenplay for a new Spice Girls movie. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2340 I can’t leave; my students dared me to solve this. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2341 Still trying to figure you out! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2342 Ooh, check this out - I’ve figured out how the ‘undo’ key works. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2343 You’re my plus one! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2344 Great work Oppie, now lets go get a drink! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2345 Great news! Someone else just solved the Goldman Conjecture! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2346 It's at time like these I wish I had memorized my multiplication tables. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2347 It’s more the height that confuses me 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2348 There you go again, Lewis. Doubling your potato salad recipe for the Science Fair shouldn’t be that difficult. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2349 Solved! Now if I can just remember the question… 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2350 I told you not to go to all that trouble, our outfits match perfectly. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2351 I know the AI ​​solved it 3 days ago, but look how much my handwriting has improved 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2352 Deep Thought was wrong! It's 41! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2353 Give me a minute. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2354 This solves the sixty-four thousand dollar question. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2355 Come see! I’ve proven that the chicken did in fact come first! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2356 Yes, it is immediately obvious. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2357 YES this proves it! My method for loading the dishwasher IS superior to Helen’s! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2358 'Elon Musk changed the Twitter logo. I'm trying to solve for what X stands for...' - Eric Nybo, Holland, MI 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2359 'And I still haven't figured out why Twitter is now called X' 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2360 No wait! Just give me a little more time! I’ve almost got this. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2361 Did you bring more chalk ? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2362 Where would we be without chalk! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2363 I've forgotten what the problem is I was trying to solve. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2364 Never mind! It's easier just to replace the dripping faucet. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2365 It worked! I just had to turn it off and turn it back on again 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2366 I've finally figured it out! You're mad I left the toilet seat up. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2367 I've cracked the code to the mystery of how to unequivocally keep up with the Kardashians! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2368 EXCUSE ME! You used the wrong portal! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2369 Eureka! Proof that existence in meaningless! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2370 Help. I'm out of chalk. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
2371 I figured out what killed the cat! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2372 You're portion of the lunch bill comes to $15.41. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2373 Ah hah! The pick up versus home delivery service debate solved! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2374 Feast your eyes, Grimly, I've invented the blackboard eraser! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2375 As far as I can tell 1+1 is still 2 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2376 I simplified my bank password. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2377 More chalk, more chalk, NOW!!! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2378 Thank god! Did you bring more chalk? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2379 Matt Damon was here, the actors are on strike! 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
2380 What do you mean they didn’t have any erasers? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2381 The numbers don't lie ... we can supply Holy Water for the entire parish if we just boil the Hell out of it! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2382 Diane! I've finally got it!! It's tacos!!! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2383 Eureka! The end of the world will occur yesterday afternoon. 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
2384 I finally figured out what our problem is! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2385 I have no idea what the origins of the universe are, but I do think I accidentally just figured out what my Aunt Ida’s secret ingredient in her potato salad is. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2386 Looks like a fifty percent change of rain tomorrow 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2387 Thank Goodness! I thought that I would have to erase this by myself. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2388 CHATGPT , my ass! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2389 I finally have the punch line! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2390 I can explain why I was with that other woman, but I'm still working on it. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2391 The limit does not exist! 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2392 Okay, I've got it! Under no circumstances should they go deeper than twelve thousand feet -- wait, what?! 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2393 Cy Twombley, I presume. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2394 the writing is on the wall 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2395 I wish I was taller. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2396 Hold on, I’m finally about to crack that ChatGPT prompt. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2397 Was Banksy here? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2398 Should I tell the Optometrist to come back tomorrow? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2399 I’m 90% sure a 12lb ham is going to be enough 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2400 Egg before chicken. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2401 You don’t happen to have a spare blackboard on you by any chance? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2402 No. One plus one definitely equals two. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2403 I’ve figured out why shopping carts squeak! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2404 Oh thank you Henderson, you were right. This P should've been a Q. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2405 Just go tell him. He probably hasn’t started yet. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2406 I need pie. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2407 Aha! Just as I thought, the answer is zero! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2408 This equation could have been an email. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2409 And that’s when my package will arrive 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2410 Wow, yeah, this is corrext… but we’re still going to need the name of a famous or wealthy family member to get your application noticed. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2411 Chalk! Go get me more chalk! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2412 I can't find Waldo anywhere. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2413 ....we find the point of intersect at...knowing that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...with respects to 3.14152 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2414 Eureka! I discovered why the glass is half empty! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2415 Just erase it. Our professor had to withdraw his last three publications. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2416 I just want to ask....oops! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2417 Are you still solving for x? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2418 Sometimes a sigma is just a sigma, Freud. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2419 Eh, just go with “C” 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2420 I was clapping the erasers when it came to me. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2421 I've got it! I can prove that six of one is half dozen of the other... 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2422 When one door shuts, it's possible for that same door to be the one that opens yet again. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2423 The age of the universe? No, ... I just figured out where my car is parked. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2424 Yes thanks, another coffee, your ladder again, and a new cleaning cloth. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2425 Sorry I'm late. Can you repeat that? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2426 I finally recovered the password to my bank account! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2427 « According to my calculations, I need a bigger blackboard.» 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2428 „Peter, quick, it’s urgent! Come and see what Helen has done to her hair!” 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2429 Found Waldo! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2430 Have you figured out your lunch order yet? 1.2232 0.03952 112 87 25 0
2431 Which proves my keys are somewhere in this room. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2432 And I was just about to solve it! 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2433 What if we just split the check evenly 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2434 Eureka! I can write on the very top without a step-ladder! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2435 Good news. I figured out why the microwave in the breakroom wasn't working. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2436 It took years, but the introduction to defend my dissertation is complete! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2437 I knew there was a way to make 1+1 equal 3! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2438 This? It's my proposal to the faculty for bigger chalkboards. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2439 I've figured out how to program the coffee maker! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2440 I'm calling it my 'Starry Night' theorem. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2441 There, I’ve proved that a dog will steal your cookie every time if you’re not looking. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2442 Waddaya mean, we're outta toilet paper??!! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2443 I've proven that time is equal to mortality! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2444 All this amounts to the universe's hearty hello! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2445 Please call housekeeping, I need help 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2446 At last, Doris! I've gathered all my passwords in one place! 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
2447 I know you're here from the Finance Department, but in my classroom, there is no bottom line. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2448 Never mind. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2449 I think I know where I left my keys. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2450 Yes, yes- come here! I've proven without a doubt who's been stealing lunches. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2451 In a nutshell, whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2452 I think I'll let Dr.Cobble finish this up...the Barbie matinee starts in a few minutes. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2453 I've found a way to figure out an eighteen-percent tip. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2454 Just calculated the atomic weight of chalk! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2455 Voila, one and one really does equal two. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2456 You'll never get it. Be original not formulaic 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2457 This is it I’ve got it Finally My password 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2458 Good work,Clive. The door opened. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2459 Oh here comes Will........... 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2460 Save room for “Do Not Erase”… 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2461 I can’t figure out where I left my keys”. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2462 What time were you born, Mike? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2463 I finally figured out why the microwave broke. It’s the lightbulb” 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2464 Clearly, the answer is no 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2465 By jove! I think I've worked out where lost socks go. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2466 Some twelve year old in India just solved it. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2467 Solved the Big Bang Theory! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2468 You left out entanglement. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2469 I got lost back at the cross sign. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2470 I ran that through AI over lunch. You can erase the board. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2471 Here you come again to complain that I always make everything too complicated,but I have a solution now! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2472 Where is Waldo? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2473 Here I am about to crack black matter and you come bursting in screaming “coffee time”. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2474 I found the exit door 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2475 There! This proves pineapple must never be used on pizza. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2476 If you don’t mind, I’d like to go off the board… 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2477 Ah!! I feel so exposed! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2478 What are we trying to prove, again? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2479 And now I just need to remember what the original question was! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2480 Maybe chic new lab coats?! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2481 Let’s just use AI and go to lunch. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2482 I just figured out why the chicken crossed the road! 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2483 I do need the extended warranty!! 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2484 Just in time…Give me a boost. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2485 I call it "wallpaper for nerds" 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2486 I've figured it out! The letters are like numbers! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2487 Aha! I’ve solved how I can go to work, exercise 30 mins a day, clean the house, walk the dogs, mow the lawn, pick up the kids, pay the bills,and have dinner on the table by six! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2488 I’ve finally proven it: one plus one cannot equal three! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2489 Dammit! You caught me enjoying some me time again. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2490 Who hid all the erasers? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2491 Oh, is this the math room? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2492 It says "SELL. NOW!" 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2493 I can never read my own handwriting! 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2494 Perfect timing. I just figured out what to have for dinner 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2495 It appears I'll have the pastrami on rye. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2496 Scientist 1: "I'm completely lost in these calculations..." Scientist 2: "Did you try asking the blackboard for directions?" 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2497 You still didn't match a single Powerball number. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2498 Worst case, this makes fabulous wallpaper! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2499 As you can see Dr. Smith, I've finally proven how our socks disappear in the dryer. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2500 ahah! look! isn't it beautiful! I call this piece "abstraction expressionism" 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2501 Know any more Greek letters? I need a new one. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2502 Ok Johnson, you’ve done the calculations but I could have told you the door swings in. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2503 And I did it all without a ladder! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2504 Well, that’s what I said all along! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2505 ...freshman orientation? 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2506 Tell billiing, I've just finished the new internet pricing formula! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2507 Oh, this is just my ten-year-old's math homework I'm helping her with. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2508 sorry, this room is being used for a Gary Larson cartoon 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2509 I hope you brought the eraser.” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2510 Trying to figure out what she meant when she said that! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2511 I just need a little more time! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2512 We're out of chalk 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2513 I hope that formula gets us to Mars because your car…is melting. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2514 It's a mathematical equation explaining 'what a woman wants'. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2515 Finally, the Theory of Everything 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2516 See? This is the proof I’m not racist! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2517 We’re going to need a second board. We’re tantalizingly close to figuring out what a woman wants. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
2518 See, black holes don't exist. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2519 Ah! There you are! I just figured out what makes you tick! 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2520 Turns out two plus two can equal five! 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2521 Sorry, You are fired..the AI is now ready to take over! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2522 Too much information?.. 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
2523 EUREKA! Proof that Trump lost the election 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2524 How do you ‘select all?’ 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2525 Oh good, you’re just in time for me to continue showing you how to properly mansplain. 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
2526 So honey, when did you say your last cycle was... 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2527 Oh look, the answer is 80085. Get it? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2528 Turns out that washing our plastic bags will turn the climate change tide! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2529 You’re not Basquiat. I need Basquiat! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2530 I'm not wearing underwear! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2531 Can you finish this? I gotta take a whiz. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2532 Get that UAP back in here now… It’s mocking us… the answer to this is 55378008 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2533 It IS average 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2534 I think I just discovered the answer to everything. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2535 Hey dimwit, where did you put my ladder? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2536 You were right! Its Oppenheimer first, then Barbie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2537 Are you done playing Wordle? We're about to start the meeting. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2538 So Manfred! I see you've replaced my Omicron with an epsilon! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2539 Our worries are over! I figured out the winning numbers for the lottery next Saturday! 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
2540 Screw it. Can you just Google the answer for me? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2541 Show me the beginning again. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2542 Mr. Watson! Come here. I want you to erase erase the blackboard. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2543 Perfect timing! I need you to spot me while I'm dividing by infinity. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2544 Ha! Close, but no cigar!!! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2545 What was I supposed to be doing? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2546 I can't complete the equation! I'm out of board. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2547 ChalkGPT 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2548 I was right, two plus two does not equal four! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2549 And, now folks, this is the formula for our new sales commission plan! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2550 You didn't sign the boss's card. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2551 ...and that's how your make Gatorade! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2552 Just breaking in a new box of chalk. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2553 I’ve solved for racism! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2554 I shall destroy this Barbie and her entire world!! #germanaccent 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2555 Which absolute truth are we disproving today? 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
2556 Eureka! I finally discovered why my Pants won't stay up! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2557 Your accountant called to say your taxes are done. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2558 Yes, global warming has began everywhere and we are the current dinosaurs 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2559 One plus one still equals two. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2560 At last, I found the eraser! 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
2561 OK, we should be good to connect to the printer driver! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2562 See I told you SPACE was not unlimited! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2563 Welcome to the math division! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2564 At last! The chemical makeup of Spam! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2565 Tom, you really need to get back to your janitorial duties now. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2566 Wait. I almost know what I want for lunch. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2567 I finally figured it out! It takes 420 licks to get to the center. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2568 Let's see if the janitor can solve this one. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2569 Is there another color of chalk? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2570 „How‘s that wall decal getting along?“ 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2571 Help me find the emoji 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2572 I figured it had to be you! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2573 Democratic Winning Algorithm: 2024 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2574 So you have that seven I forgot to carry? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2575 “Hoist me up on your shoulders—I found a mistake up top.” 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2576 Do you want to add anything to this? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2577 Alfred, I've done it! I think I found my car keys. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2578 Were they willing to accept Professors Knudsen and McGillicuddy in exchange for more chalk? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2579 come on it, I’m not working on anything important. I’m just doodling to really scare my class later 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2580 This is how I family meal plan 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2581 . " yeah he can solve. He's just finishing up at the Harvard bahh" 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2582 The answer is obvious, it's 5 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2583 At last! An end to Pi. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2584 My theory was correct: you still need 3 cans of white paint to finish painting this wall 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2585 Eureka! I've figured out the formula that explains the success of Taylor Swift. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2586 EUREKA. E DOES EQUAL MC SQUARED. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2587 According to my calculations, a snowball's chance in hell is actually greater than winning an argument with my wife. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2588 i found a shortcut! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2589 I knew it! I definitely paid more than my share of that bar tab. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2590 I figured out they overcharged me at the grocery store. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
2591 The math is simple: people want a ‘following’ button. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2592 I know where my lost sock is! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2593 If my calculations are correct… yes! She opened the door! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2594 Your tax return is almost done! 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
2595 I've finally put the debate over the Kennedy assassination to rest. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2596 Never mind! Dr. Gnitwitz already solved it. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2597 Finally! Proof that guys like porn. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2598 I've just proven that I have no idea what i'm doing 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2599 You’ve had all day to be a nerd. It’s my turn now. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2600 The students want to know if this will be on the test! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2601 Boy, the Mets stink! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2602 If you think THIS is exhaustive, wait 'til you see Oppenheimer. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2603 Do you remember what this letter represents? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2604 I forgot what the question was 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2605 Finally! A theorem that explains our chalk shortage. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2606 I've finally solved it!! The way to a woman's heart is bowling!!! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2607 Eureka! I just discovered how the shortcut at IKEA works! 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2608 Now,where do I start … 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2609 Ready for some Pi? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2610 Cmon dude: ..: it’s not rocket science 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2611 Eureka! The trains meet 214 miles from Chicago! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2612 Will it make a difference if I use a whiteboard? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2613 I've got it! The answer's quite simply, really. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2614 Nonsense, it's about the calculation, not the answer! 1.2174 0.05208 115 98 9 8
2615 Again! Forgot to carry the 2! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2616 Quigly. I’ve done it. E=MC squared. WHAT? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2617 Pi equals what? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2618 Barbie? I'm in. I can finish this later. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2619 I finally figured out how to keep my phone from updating! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2620 Give me another 10 minutes. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2621 And he did this with one arm tied behind his back 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
2622 I was hoping for someone taller with an eraser. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2623 Quick, 3 x 8 is....? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2624 You are right dr. Elder, 2+2=4 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2625 If you're trying to become a Jackson Pollock of mathematics, I'd advise you that Expressionism has exhausted its possibilities 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2626 I still can't figure out my Ikea instructions. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2627 By any chance, would you have a ladder? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2628 I figured out the outcome of the Rep. George Santos situation!!!!!! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2629 Oppenheimer, you’ve had your chance, let’s let Barbara a crack at it! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2630 You had a call but a wrong number 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2631 Eureka! It’s 4! 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
2632 'Matt Damon was here...' ???!!!! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2633 Can't you see I'm busy?" 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2634 Wait—I gave you the wrong problem 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2635 Have you figured out where we're going for lunch? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2636 I think I've discovered the theory of something or other. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2637 We're going to need a bigger board. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2638 No, not the tenure committee! Just give me five more minutes! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2639 ' "Got a minute, I'll explain it to you" 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2640 I found It! It's very very simple... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2641 It turns out that you really don't need to preheat your oven. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2642 No, I'm not done yet! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2643 And they say my wife is always right!” Saman Mojibi, Santa Monica, Cali 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2644 The crew is here to resurface the board. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2645 How was the Barbie movie? 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2646 Two plus two IS four! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2647 This is my algorithm for Wordle… 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2648 I just spent a year proving it's impossible to walk through that door. And you just walked right through?! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2649 I know Gary Larson and you're no Gary Larson... 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2650 Two things: We're outta chalk, and our AI figured that out last week. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2651 Jackson Pollack, physicist. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2652 Reminder--you're not leaving this room until you find the solution. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2653 It's your Ex again 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2654 Eureka, Teddy! The answer to the meaning of life: It’s all bullshit! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2655 your wife called, not to forget to buy the oatmeal 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2656 I’ve GOT it. The Empirical Formula! We develop pharmaceuticals with sufficient side effects to warrant the need for additional medication which, at a reasonable cost, we will supply.” 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2657 Who erased my lizard drawing? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2658 Argh I just lost my train of thought! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2659 As I told you, this clearly does not add up! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2660 Holy Moses, Einstein was right, God does not play dice with the Universe. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2661 You forgot to factor us in again. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2662 Here it is in black and white. Isn’t it obvious?! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2663 Clark, I've done the impossible--I've discovered the thought process of a teenager. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2664 This will be the best dang chicken soup anyone's ever tasted! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2665 Shouldn’t there be en “e” beside the “x” here? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2666 I'm a genius! Is my coat on backward? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2667 Eureka! I've finally figured out the Kardashians. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2668 Now look what you did!! We’re all out of chalk!!!! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2669 You can stop Jensen, without you we just split the pizza six ways 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2670 Turns out, NONE OF IT MATTERS!! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2671 The math does not lie! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2672 Oppenheimer! I have just proved that Barbie is more powerful than the A-Bomb!! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2673 Herman, that equation has already been solved! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2674 Can you ask the AI where we can get more chalk boards? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2675 Well, a Whopper, of course, with fries. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2676 What is 2+2? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2677 I think I finally understand women! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2678 Yeah, so thanks anyway, but I just remembered the answer 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2679 With all that logic on the board, May I ask How you reached the top of the board? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2680 Can you believe I used to pay an accountant? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2681 And this is how I get 10 extra horsepower in my 1972 Ford Pinto! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2682 Forget it, it wasn't plugged in. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2683 No, I don't have a final proof. I ran out of chalk. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2684 Did you bring me some pie? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2685 And now the T.A. will explain how all this reduces to E=MC squared. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2686 Did you bring that damn eraser? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2687 I used a blackboard this time...no offense. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2688 Did not realize balancing a checkbook would take so long. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2689 Darn, I forgot to carry the one. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2690 I've discovered why we keep running out of chalk! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2691 Its not that complicated. What do you want for lunch? 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
2692 I have proof but will the jury understand it? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2693 This meeting could not have been an email. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2694 Look what happened when I ran e=mc2 through ChatGPT! (Note: I could not figure out how to put the "2" as a superscript as in MC squared) 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2695 I'm sure of it. Soup for lunch! 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
2696 Your turn! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2697 And that, in a nutshell, is wassup. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2698 And yet you still can't explain what gravity is! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2699 I think we're going to need a bigger blackboard. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2700 You came! My palgorithm works! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2701 Stop! It's '4'! 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2702 This is not MIT. Where's your mop? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2703 I knew from the beginning that the solution would be zero 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2704 The final answer is here somewhere. 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
2705 just Google it! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2706 Almost got it, bun ran out of chalk 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2707 Guess you will have to use the white board? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2708 Cranston, you fool, you changed the outcome by observing the equation! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2709 I am no Einstein, but this blackboard is huge. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
2710 Either I've discovered the meaning of life or it's just scribble, I'm not sure. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2711 I swear one of these is the password. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2712 My arthritis is acting up again. I just can’t figure out why. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2713 My wife asked me what I want for dinner 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2714 She loves you 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2715 You missed my ‘Do Not Erase’ note? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2716 They found the aliens, John 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2717 It’s official. The Mets suck! 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2718 Hurry Helen! I think I have a solution to the problem, but I’ve run out of chalk! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2719 STOP! The error is on Line 1. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2720 You see Lester? X=tweeter! 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2721 I was right! We should see 'Barbie' first. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2722 this needs to stoppenheimer 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2723 I was just figuring out how much of my salary it would have cost to go for lunch with you. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2724 I did it! It definitely is Barbie' beats 'Oppenheimer 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2725 Cy Twombly you're under arrest for bad art. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2726 If you're asked "Does this dress make me look fat?",don't answer. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2727 Thank god, you're here, Sherlock, I haven't a clue what I'm doing. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2728 According to the results, the appropriate response is an eye roll emoji. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2729 I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2730 I simply cannot understand how you managed to reach the very top of this board. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2731 I'm going shopping now, so while you're at it, balance our bank account. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2732 Eureka! The egg came first! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2733 I believe we've covered all the exclusions on our retail discount cards. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2734 It's true: there's no accounting for taste. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2735 Ah-ha! We can send the kids to college, but we'll have to stop eating. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2736 Awk! You just made me lose my train of thought! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2737 Is it pi time? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2738 Don't just stand there. I've run out of fingers. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2739 According to my calculations it is time for a quick nap. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2740 42! Everytime, 42! 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2741 Imagine! No more scalding hot or tepid showers! I am THIS close! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2742 Eureka! I've found my eraser! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2743 Please tell me you brought an eraser. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2744 Is it e=MC2 or e=MC3 ? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2745 It did it! I finally figured out why my wife left me! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2746 Ok, I've written it100 times. Can I go home, now? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2747 I need more chalk! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2748 Aah, you're just in time. I think I've developed a solution to the "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" conundrum 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2749 Come in! I've finally solved for "yay-high"! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2750 I still don't know how Matt Damon solved this equation... 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2751 There's a robot at the door. Says he can help. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2752 Got it! I’m lonely! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2753 I figured out why my wife is mad at me! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2754 I'm bringing you a ladder 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2755 This is the hardest dot-to-dot I've ever faced. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2756 I just finished Bob Iger's taxes! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2757 It's elementary, my dear Watson. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2758 Eureka, Jenkins! I just discovered how long a new stick of chalk lasts! 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
2759 Perfect Frank! Now try going to Pluto and we'll see if my calculations are correct! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2760 What they don't want me to tell you is that this is KFC's secret recipe. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2761 You know you are just going to order the chicken salad like you always do