Contest #859


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 For heavens sake George, let's just split the lunch bill five ways. 1.8156 0.01961 1708 747 529 432
1 Can I show you something real quick? 1.8022 0.01897 1754 761 579 414
2 I do this to scare the students, I actually have no idea what it means. 1.7755 0.01471 2909 1315 932 662
3 I think you're oversimplifying. 1.7383 0.01875 1746 824 555 367
4 Do you mind if I erase this? 1.7283 0.01725 2083 1005 639 439
5 The Dean said to tell you ‘never mind!’ 1.7226 0.01605 2495 1243 701 551
6 Behold! I've wasted both time and space. 1.7191 0.01578 2538 1258 735 545
7 Math is next door. This is the Art Department. 1.7127 0.02803 790 391 235 164
8 This is how you connect the printer to wifi 1.7085 0.01804 1914 956 560 398
9 Just updating my password. 1.7015 0.01435 3119 1606 838 675
10 That username is already taken 1.6969 0.01872 1765 894 512 359
11 This explains the Electoral College AND the infield fly rule. 1.6937 0.01799 1900 964 554 382
12 Hey Sid, can you take a quick look at this? 1.6883 0.02046 1415 708 440 267
13 Looks like you still owe the IRS $271. 1.6804 0.01812 1790 903 556 331
14 I've reset our Netflix password. 1.6793 0.01651 2192 1119 657 416
15 Yep, we're screwed. 1.6770 0.01769 1929 994 564 371
16 Johnson check this out - a bird in the hand is actually worth 2.875 in the bush! 1.6752 0.02539 902 456 283 163
17 I just figured out how to kill time. 1.6718 0.01789 1813 921 566 326
18 Tell me if you've seen this one before. 1.6679 0.01740 1846 924 611 311
19 The janitor made some changes last night. 1.6679 0.01764 1861 950 579 332
20 By my calculations, a snowball has a very small chance. 1.6670 0.01821 1745 892 542 311
21 I'm sure my calculations are correct... I just forgot what the question was. 1.6582 0.01827 1685 860 541 284
22 I have nothing left to prove. 1.6546 0.01272 4013 2235 929 849
23 And the tip works out to $4.38 1.6538 0.01593 2366 1261 663 442
24 THEY ARE HERE TO INSTALL THE WHITE BOARD 1.6532 0.02018 1488 798 408 282
25 Do you have a calculator? 1.6521 0.02280 1101 573 338 190
26 Why do you make everything into one big problem? 1.6509 0.01791 1739 894 558 287
27 Hey, you don't have to finish that. I restarted the router. 1.6470 0.01640 2204 1179 624 401
28 Eureka! The airlines' ticket pricing formula! 1.6427 0.02451 946 498 288 160
29 It's that simple! 1.6421 0.01787 1780 938 541 301
30 I've forgotten what I was trying to prove. 1.6418 0.01699 1918 997 611 310
31 Remind me, what was the question? 1.6412 0.01744 1856 976 570 310
32 I found our miscalculation, but the janitor has the ladder ! 1.6375 0.01822 1716 912 514 290
33 The answer is still “42”! 1.6359 0.01812 1766 950 509 307
34 I hate to say it, but it reads a little formulaic. 1.6345 0.01894 1513 788 490 235
35 Remind me again what it is we're trying to figure out? 1.6317 0.02391 945 493 307 145
36 I’m pretty sure the phone company overcharged us. 1.6306 0.01780 1684 875 556 253
37 I always leave a little room for doubt. 1.6281 0.01526 2837 1660 572 605
38 Look! Look! The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about! 1.6258 0.02022 1451 803 388 260
39 Easy as π! 1.6192 0.01769 1715 911 546 258
40 I've solved for x. Maybe you can figure out why. 1.6185 0.01678 2417 1459 421 537
41 Now that I see it, it's obvious! 1.6181 0.01707 1841 979 586 276
42 At this point, I think I'm just gonna file for an extension on my 2023 taxes. 1.6154 0.01799 1672 897 521 254
43 Hold all my calls — unless it's Oslo. 1.6137 0.01828 2045 1246 343 456
44 I got the opposite answer on the whiteboard. 1.6136 0.03200 590 336 146 108
45 And so we know Twitter is X. 1.6125 0.02292 1071 589 308 174
46 I figured out how to unsubscribe! 1.6075 0.01793 1911 1109 443 359
47 That's it! All the Trump charges! 1.6039 0.01916 1540 861 428 251
48 I was just leaving you a note. 1.5995 0.01891 1588 896 432 260
49 Think of a number between one and ten. 1.5972 0.02305 1065 602 290 173
50 Or we could just split the bill. 1.5944 0.02060 1440 850 324 266
51 Finally something that makes sense! 1.5930 0.02280 1022 564 310 148
52 I did not go off on a tangent. 1.5923 0.01977 1300 703 424 173
53 There’s an app for that. 1.5909 0.02290 990 542 311 137
54 Obvious, isn't it? 1.5798 0.02140 1197 685 330 182
55 I've discovered mathematics we can still teach in Florida! 1.5745 0.02173 1229 729 294 206
56 Just for fun, let's put this on the final exam. 1.5722 0.02155 1157 664 324 169
57 As you can see, when I began solving this problem I was a lot taller. 1.5714 0.02344 1099 668 234 197
58 I’ve told you a hundred times Fred , don’t try to fix my problems 1.5650 0.02391 1069 660 214 195
59 Well, it's not rocket science." 1.5645 0.02879 643 372 179 92
60 It seems so simple when you explain it! 1.5642 0.02266 934 516 309 109
61 This proves unequivocally that the glass is half full 1.5581 0.02352 887 500 279 108
62 I finally figured out how to unsubscribe from Instagram! 1.5494 0.02565 861 525 199 137
63 What? Now you found my calculator? 1.5485 0.02469 866 512 233 121
64 It’s the algorithm to reach a live person at the cable company 1.5479 0.02582 856 525 193 138
65 So, I think we should just try turning it off then back on again. 1.5463 0.02589 842 515 194 133
66 Maybe we should just take the standard deduction 1.5459 0.02581 850 521 194 135
67 Really? Do I have to draw you a picture?" 1.5429 0.02555 781 459 220 102
68 Just creating my new WiFi password. 1.5400 0.02676 750 453 189 108
69 You were right—the Universe IS meaningless. 1.5387 0.02673 724 431 196 97
70 I think I figured out an acceptable password 1.5380 0.02705 777 483 170 124
71 Elon hired me to solve for X. 1.5371 0.02746 728 446 173 109
72 Of course, it's only a hunch. 1.5367 0.02683 723 433 192 98
73 I've discovered the secret to tenure!" 1.5362 0.02620 733 433 207 93
74 Good News Sir, we found space to carry the, 1, on another chalkboard. 1.5352 0.03486 426 255 114 57
75 It's one teaspoon not one tablespoon! 1.5346 0.02716 694 414 189 91
76 It's all nonsense, but my grant was renewed. 1.5323 0.02673 759 466 182 111
77 Uh Paul? I asked you what time is it, not what is time. 1.5322 0.02871 714 455 138 121
78 I think I finally came up with a secure password! 1.5294 0.02797 697 431 163 103
79 These password requirements are getting more and more ridiculous. 1.5288 0.02799 694 429 163 102
80 EUREKA! I’m getting a refund from my Income Tax! 1.5287 0.02856 662 408 158 96
81 It's all nonsense but don't you think this would make a great wallpaper? 1.5282 0.02770 674 408 176 90
82 If this doesn’t prove to the MAGA Republicans that Trump lost, nothing will. 1.5272 0.02951 662 421 133 108
83 The janitor couldn't figure it our either... 1.5264 0.02851 644 393 163 88
84 If I don’t write down my strong password, I’ll never remember it. 1.5251 0.02945 657 417 135 105
85 So my wife said 'prove I'm wrong' 1.5249 0.02966 642 406 135 101
86 Who would have thought it could be so simple? 1.5244 0.02820 656 401 166 89
87 I finally have the answer but forget what the question is. 1.5221 0.02890 657 412 147 98
88 Chalk is finite! 1.5220 0.02794 590 344 184 62
89 Most of this is above me. 1.5217 0.02662 646 376 203 67
90 Eureka! Endless days and nights of collecting data, years of mind-numbing research. My health is shot and my family has left me, but it was all worth it! I’ve proven conclusively that ‘over’ is the correct way to hang toilet paper. 1.5206 0.02702 678 408 187 83
91 Hastings! I knew I could figure out my cable bill. 1.5190 0.02922 580 350 159 71
92 That’s only your opinion 1.5160 0.02807 562 326 182 54
93 Did you bring Occam’s eraser? 1.5152 0.02972 627 399 133 95
94 …plus or minus. 1.5150 0.02859 600 363 165 72
95 Rounds to zero. 1.5148 0.03001 573 354 143 76
96 Biden still won. 1.5146 0.03172 581 379 105 97
97 Please erase the board for the next class. 1.5120 0.02911 627 394 145 88
98 It’s the chicken! The chicken came first! 1.5111 0.03041 583 369 130 84
99 Can you put your finger right here? I really have to pee. 1.5106 0.04447 284 183 57 44
100 It’s not a formula for anything. It just intimidates the hell out of the liberal arts majors. 1.5102 0.03106 588 381 114 93
101 I don’t care what happens in the movie — you’re just a janitor, you can’t keep doing this! 1.5101 0.03077 547 341 133 73
102 I can't find where I put the decimal point 1.5080 0.02981 565 349 145 71
103 You can stop now. We figured out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.5072 0.03120 489 296 138 55
104 I finally figured out when I’m gonna pay off my student loans. 1.5044 0.03090 571 367 120 84
105 Oh, hi. I was hoping to surprise you by cleaning your chalkboard! 1.5040 0.03146 500 309 130 61
106 Turns out that a bird in the hand is only worth 1.362 in the bush. 1.5019 0.03054 526 325 138 63
107 See, it was obvious. 1.4950 0.03276 499 323 105 71
108 Looks like you forgot to carry the 2. 1.4948 0.03219 485 306 118 61
109 I see an error,there - 10feet up and 3 feet over. 1.4937 0.03074 478 290 140 48
110 Of course I carried the 1. I just don't recall where to. 1.4922 0.03162 510 325 119 66
111 Can you spare the left side of your brain for a moment, professor? 1.4920 0.03271 439 271 120 48
112 I think you misunderstood what they meant when they said there was a formula shortage. 1.4915 0.03313 472 303 106 63
113 Tell the party at table 12 that the tip is…. 1.4915 0.03198 470 293 123 54
114 Too many choices. Let’s just go with one plain, one with extra cheese. 1.4908 0.03196 487 308 119 60
115 You need a capital letter AND a special character. 1.4906 0.03457 479 321 81 77
116 I have infinite possibilities, but I'm running out of time and space. 1.4894 0.03326 472 305 103 64
117 I finally finished my taxes. 1.4872 0.03407 429 273 103 53
118 Eureka! I have found the solution to obtaining Taylor Swift concert tickets! 1.4865 0.03367 444 284 104 56
119 It turns out that it actually is what it is. 1.4860 0.03542 430 283 85 62
120 So, it turns out the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about. 1.4835 0.03642 424 285 73 66
121 "Wait a minute....HOW FAST was the second train going again?" 1.4832 0.03553 416 272 87 57
122 I'll be damned! I also came up with Kevin Bacon! 1.4826 0.03489 431 282 90 59
123 Two plus two does equal four! 1.4822 0.03526 365 226 102 37
124 Found the answer but can't remember the question. 1.4810 0.03465 422 273 95 54
125 Now you made me lose my place 1.4807 0.03189 466 294 120 52
126 Eureka! The exact sequence you need to dial to reach a human operator! 1.4803 0.03640 431 293 69 69
127 You're right. The decimal is in the wrong place. 1.4788 0.03262 449 285 113 51
128 Let’s see what that smarty pants janitor has to say about this one. 1.4778 0.03391 450 295 95 60
129 It's just gibberish but I have tenure now 1.4772 0.03788 373 248 72 53
130 Um….sorry…I need the blackboard for the next class… 1.4770 0.03662 369 238 86 45
131 It’s the chicken! 1.4738 0.03568 382 246 91 45
132 WRONG! 1.4733 0.03426 412 265 99 48
133 I'm suspicious, too. It's almost TOO simple. 1.4717 0.03783 371 248 71 52
134 Do you have a few seconds to review this? 1.4680 0.03226 406 251 120 35
135 I now know the answer, but I forgot what the question was. 1.4665 0.03249 418 263 115 40
136 Let’s scare the Freshman. 1.4663 0.03547 401 265 85 51
137 Password must contain at least 1 uppercase letter, 1 lowercase letter, 1 number and 1 special character. 1.4660 0.03458 412 270 92 50
138 Uh-oh. I think I forgot to carry the one. 1.4653 0.03421 404 261 98 45
139 I've simplified the tax code. 1.4645 0.03782 366 246 70 50
140 Listen Frank, your Wordle streak doesn't define you! 1.4642 0.03461 377 240 99 38
141 Taking into account the speed of light,I can now show that a stitch in time is actually only worth eight 1.4634 0.03808 328 213 78 37
142 According to my calculations, he has enough indictments to win the Republican nomination. 1.4633 0.03837 354 238 68 48
143 I was just writing you a note. 1.4629 0.03409 391 250 101 40
144 Well, there goes my train of thought. 1.4612 0.03328 425 276 102 47
145 I finally figured out where those missing socks in the dryer go. 1.4611 0.03704 386 262 70 54
146 It's true. One IS the loneliest number. 1.4607 0.03576 369 240 88 41
147 Yes. That IS my final answer! 1.4605 0.03709 354 233 79 42
148 You didn't carry the two. 1.4599 0.05266 187 126 36 25
149 It’s even more complicated than it looks. This used to be a whiteboard. 1.4589 0.03638 377 251 79 47
150 Sure, no problem. 1.4588 0.03390 340 208 108 24
151 This is only my opinion. 1.4567 0.03492 381 248 92 41
152 Race seven, twenty dollars to win on four. 1.4551 0.03735 312 199 84 29
153 Your share of lunch was $11.75. 1.4543 0.03397 427 285 90 52
154 What do you mean, never mind?' 1.4538 0.03655 390 266 71 53
155 Eureka! Chaos is no longer just a theory! 1.4537 0.03840 324 214 73 37
156 Quick! Another blackboard! 1.4535 0.03523 355 228 93 34
157 Did you also solve today’s wordle? 1.4532 0.03314 406 262 104 40
158 Wait, what was the question again? 1.4532 0.03566 395 266 79 50
159 My God she’s right! I AM completely and totally average. 1.4530 0.03452 362 231 98 33
160 My computer ran this calculation in 3 seconds, but I love messing with the new students. 1.4521 0.03643 376 253 76 47
161 Hey,the boss said never mind. The answer is 6. 1.4519 0.03735 374 256 67 51
162 Do you have any more chalk? 1.4519 0.03414 374 240 99 35
163 MIT did not want it, but the math department chair encouraged me to try MOMA. 1.4518 0.03773 301 192 82 27
164 I'm absolutely sure, the answer is, "maybe. 1.4515 0.03879 299 194 75 30
165 It was a rhetorical question, Karl. 1.4503 0.03955 322 218 63 41
166 I think I forgot to carry a two. 1.4502 0.04449 231 151 56 24
167 We don't exist! 1.4495 0.03861 327 219 69 39
168 Can you check my answer? 1.4493 0.03571 345 223 89 33
169 I've budgeted it out and it turns out we're spending too much on chalk 1.4492 0.03706 354 237 75 42
170 I'm this close to paying off my student loan. 1.4491 0.03824 334 224 70 40
171 I've seen this one before. 1.4491 0.03581 334 214 90 30
172 I did it, Pennington! I figured out my utilities bill. 1.4489 0.03453 401 267 88 46
173 Today's number is five. 1.4461 0.03630 334 217 85 32
174 There's no room for the answer. 1.4451 0.03823 355 245 62 48
175 And THAT'S how much wood a woodchuck could chuck! 1.4444 0.03861 324 218 68 38
176 I think I know how to split the check 1.4441 0.03824 331 223 69 39
177 How long I was in the restroom? 1.4438 0.03693 329 216 80 33
178 Bring chalk! 1.4437 0.03992 284 187 68 29
179 Just like I said -- it's obvious! 1.4427 0.03691 323 211 81 31
180 I found the answer, but I’ve forgotten the question! 1.4408 0.03696 363 248 70 45
181 I'm just going to guess seven! 1.4400 0.03921 300 200 68 32
182 They said I'd never find x but look! There it is, clear as day! 1.4399 0.03569 366 245 81 40
183 Matt Damon was here again. 1.4392 0.03842 296 194 74 28
184 I don't know, the janitor left it. 1.4391 0.03709 353 240 71 42
185 It doesn't prove anything but it's a start. 1.4385 0.03939 301 202 66 33
186 Oh, great! You made me lose count. 1.4375 0.03882 304 203 69 32
187 The chicken came first. 1.4373 0.03845 311 208 70 33
188 It’s settled. The chicken came first. 1.4371 0.03901 302 202 68 32
189 Great news! I can finally prove that time equals money. 1.4364 0.04051 275 183 64 28
190 Just helping Elon name his next kid 1.4362 0.03967 298 201 64 33
191 Sorry, to interrupt, but your class went home three hours ago. 1.4358 0.03738 335 226 72 37
192 Wait, are you saying after all the work I have done that the answer is blowing in the wind! 1.4355 0.04049 287 194 61 32
193 And yet, I still have no theory for how I reached the top of the blackboard. 1.4355 0.03880 310 209 67 34
194 The answer is four! 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
195 We're going to need that blackboard! 1.4341 0.03697 334 224 75 35
196 Did I miss anything? 1.4340 0.03728 318 211 76 31
197 You were right. Forty-two. 1.4338 0.03755 355 246 64 45
198 I have solved the "Theory of Everything." We're screwed. 1.4337 0.03714 332 223 74 35
199 Let’s see that cocky janitor solve THIS one! 1.4337 0.03995 309 213 58 38
200 Simmons, come see! Iv'e discovered how to cancel my gym membership! 1.4334 0.03927 293 196 67 30
201 I’ve figured out how to reach a representative at the cable company! 1.4330 0.03977 291 196 64 31
202 It's really simple. 1.4309 0.03922 311 213 62 36
203 Eureka, Professor Henderson! Irrefutable proof that 1 is the loneliest number. 1.4296 0.04153 277 190 55 32
204 OH NO! Was there a phone number on there?? 1.4296 0.03760 291 190 77 24
205 Keep in mind, it’s just a first draft. 1.4291 0.04025 261 172 66 23
206 Marge, you gotta see this! I think I figured out how to cancel that free trial I signed up for. 1.4281 0.03963 320 224 55 41
207 I checked every room, no erasers. 1.4277 0.03777 318 215 70 33
208 Okay, so for lunch, you owe John $1.24, Bill owes you $.78, and Kristen owes me $.92. 1.4277 0.03881 318 219 62 37
209 Ah Quigly, just in time. I’ve got to go to the bathroom so come and put your finger here. 1.4276 0.03791 304 203 72 29
210 Never mind, I figured it out. 1.4276 0.04013 290 198 60 32
211 Turns out Jesus was black! 1.4270 0.04121 274 187 57 30
212 I just finished resetting my password! 1.4268 0.03865 314 215 64 35
213 I forgot what I was looking for. 1.4261 0.04013 284 193 61 30
214 I figured out tomorrow's Wordle! 1.4251 0.03951 287 194 64 29
215 It turns out, it was the chicken. 1.4246 0.04124 252 168 61 23
216 I’m gonna need a bigger blackboard… 1.4242 0.05240 165 112 36 17
217 This is huge. 1.4239 0.04312 243 165 53 25
218 And THIS is why we don't have nice things. 1.4237 0.04323 236 159 54 23
219 Watson! Come here! I've figured out the Verizon bill! 1.4228 0.04173 272 188 53 31
220 Success! I'm ready for the Medicare Open Enrollment Period. 1.4227 0.03879 291 196 67 28
221 I can't resolve the seating plan. If your stepmother comes this whole wedding is going to implode. 1.4226 0.04118 265 180 58 27
222 Take the Jets +3 1/2 points. 1.4215 0.03983 261 173 66 22
223 You know there's an app for that, right? 1.4208 0.04507 240 168 43 29
224 The egg came first. Possibly 1.4205 0.04093 264 179 59 26
225 Can you check my work? 1.4198 0.03640 293 191 81 21
226 I think I found a day next year that works for all of us to get together and hang out. 1.4196 0.03859 317 220 61 36
227 Oh, fuck! 1.4177 0.04345 249 173 48 28
228 I've finally come up with the perfect internet password! 1.4173 0.03890 266 176 69 21
229 So, Roberts, happiness is a warm puppy after all! 1.4170 0.04148 259 177 56 26
230 You’re not going to like the answer. 1.4167 0.04125 264 181 56 27
231 It doesn't matter if it's correct. This is Florida. 1.4167 0.04556 228 159 43 26
232 A perfect password! 1.4164 0.03860 305 210 63 32
233 Calculus is down the hall—this is just the WiFi password. 1.4164 0.04203 269 188 50 31
234 I get it now! X = Twitter! 1.4160 0.04148 262 180 55 27
235 Thank goodness you're here. I've got a problem. 1.4154 0.03968 272 184 63 25
236 I call it Jackson Pollock, Ph.D. 1.4152 0.03893 289 197 64 28
237 Finally, an answer to what women want!” 1.4148 0.04623 229 162 39 28
238 Come in, professor. I need ten more fingers to finish this equation. 1.4145 0.04426 234 162 47 25
239 And that’s how many physicists it takes to change a lightbulb. 1.4142 0.04078 268 184 57 27
240 My simplified theory of mansplaining 1.4135 0.04236 266 187 48 31
241 I'm sure I have my Yahoo password hidden in here somewhere! 1.4131 0.03922 259 172 67 20
242 You’re right. We should just split the check and call it even. 1.4130 0.04405 247 174 44 29
243 Quick! Quick! Close the door! I found Schrodinger's cat! 1.4118 0.04300 255 179 47 29
244 I've got it, finally! Proof that Donald Trump has never made one true statement in his life. 1.4115 0.04203 260 181 51 28
245 The janitor is a genius! 1.4106 0.04416 246 174 43 29
246 So far, the results are huge. 1.4103 0.04280 273 196 42 35
247 I figured out how long until I pay off my student loans 1.4100 0.04462 261 190 35 36
248 Wow. Two and two is actually four. 1.4093 0.03763 259 169 74 16
249 Done with your new password? 1.4091 0.04220 286 207 41 38
250 Eureka! It's the chicken. 1.4089 0.04063 269 186 56 27
251 Does that answer your question? 1.4089 0.04051 247 166 61 20
252 It's true Ian, twenty-five dollars is too much for lunch. 1.4083 0.04298 240 166 50 24
253 You’re still here? I was joking when I said you should try solving it to the nth degree 1.4067 0.03825 268 179 69 20
254 I see what you did there, but the answer is still 4. 1.4066 0.03916 273 186 63 24
255 I found your mistake: you forgot to carry the one. 1.4065 0.04220 246 170 52 24
256 I’ve simplified Apple’s terms and conditions! 1.4046 0.04031 262 180 58 24
257 Let me quickly explain 1.4045 0.04624 220 156 39 25
258 So, everything really does all add up to nothing. 1.4043 0.04431 230 161 45 24
259 Oh yeah, ChatGPT just gave me the same solution! 1.4043 0.04103 235 158 59 18
260 These new rules for creating a password are starting to get onerous 1.4032 0.04132 253 175 54 24
261 Ok, I showed my work. Happy now? 1.4030 0.04019 263 181 58 24
262 Well, look what the math dragged in! 1.4028 0.04149 216 143 59 14
263 And that’s the process for getting tenure. 1.4025 0.04387 236 166 45 25
264 I did it! I finally figured out how to fold a fitted sheet! 1.4023 0.04280 256 182 45 29
265 Math? No! I'm a graffiti artist. 1.4023 0.04076 261 181 55 25
266 Hi. Can you check my work? 1.4015 0.03810 269 181 68 20
267 The avocado will be ripe at 3 tomorrow afternoon. 1.4014 0.03784 279 189 68 22
268 It's not solved, I just ran out of space 1.4007 0.03671 272 180 75 17
269 The answer really IS 42! 1.4000 0.04227 245 171 50 24
270 So, which Medicare plan? 1.4000 0.04399 235 166 44 25
271 We need 3.14 pizzas for the meeting. 1.4000 0.04209 240 166 52 22
272 Would you check my math? 1.4000 0.04040 240 162 60 18
273 Nevermind--one of the students just solved it on his iphone. 1.4000 0.04574 220 156 40 24
274 Thank God you’re here. I lost my place. 1.3991 0.04237 213 143 55 15
275 Bad news -- according to my results, Schrödinger’s cat just died! 1.3985 0.04109 261 183 52 26
276 Look, I found a simple solution! 1.3973 0.04330 224 155 49 20
277 Come quick, I've proven two wrongs do make a right. 1.3968 0.04361 252 182 40 30
278 I think I see the problem. It's "I before E except after C." 1.3968 0.04138 252 176 52 24
279 I've spelled it all out for you in layman's terms. 1.3965 0.04466 227 161 42 24
280 Your tax return is almost complete, Mr. Trump! 1.3962 0.04260 260 187 43 30
281 The answer is 42 1.3960 0.04123 250 174 53 23
282 I know you thought you were close, but I just thought I'd change a few things. 1.3953 0.04200 253 179 48 26
283 It's not funny if you have to explain the joke. 1.3952 0.04533 210 147 43 20
284 Get me the big eraser 1.3944 0.04148 251 176 51 24
285 Hey, Judy…Come look at this! I knew I could prove my wife was being irrational. 1.3944 0.04386 213 147 48 18
286 If you shut the door and open it again, maybe that will solve it. 1.3941 0.04168 236 163 53 20
287 Is it α before ∑, except after Φ? 1.3939 0.04276 231 161 49 21
288 Sure, your equation may be correct, but mine's bigger. 1.3938 0.04389 226 159 45 22
289 Confirmed! You owe me two dollars. 1.3937 0.03768 287 198 65 24
290 I've finally figured out my hospital bill. 1.3926 0.04297 242 172 45 25
291 I may need you to co-sine. 1.3926 0.04093 242 167 55 20
292 Even worse news - Schrödinger's cat died. 1.3925 0.04469 214 150 44 20
293 Nice try, but don't you think it's a bit derivative? 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
294 Your directions were perfect. 1.3922 0.04521 204 142 44 18
295 Turns out the meaning of life is absolute zero. 1.3921 0.04417 227 161 43 23
296 Turns out my wife is right about everything! 1.3921 0.04328 227 159 47 21
297 I Disagree 1.3917 0.03899 240 161 64 15
298 I’m fairly certain this password should meet the criteria for a new account I’m only going to log in to twice in my lifetime. 1.3915 0.03822 281 195 62 24
299 Good news, we are out of chalk. 1.3911 0.04216 225 155 52 18
300 I almost forgot to carry the one. 1.3907 0.04403 215 150 46 19
301 Dude-- just buy a calculator. 1.3902 0.04503 205 143 44 18
302 Let's see if that nosey janitor can solve this equation. 1.3902 0.04165 246 173 50 23
303 Just a reminder we will be washing the Blackboards tonight 1.3898 0.04291 236 167 46 23
304 See, love is the answer. 1.3898 0.04811 177 123 39 15
305 Look! I simplified the tax code." 1.3898 0.04069 254 178 53 23
306 If these calculations are correct, I'm not actually wearing any pants. 1.3894 0.04429 226 161 42 23
307 This ought to keep even the smartest janitor busy for a while. 1.3891 0.04210 239 168 49 22
308 Take that, ChatGPT! 1.3886 0.04145 211 142 56 13
309 Bring Matt Damon to me at once.' 1.3883 0.04485 206 144 44 18
310 It's the new healthcare plan. 1.3882 0.04234 237 167 48 22
311 And please don’t say you have an app for this. 1.3881 0.04618 201 142 40 19
312 Do I add or subtract thirty-two to get Celsius? 1.3879 0.04300 232 164 46 22
313 John Wilkes Booth appeared in the 1863 production of MacBeth with Louisa Lane Drew. Louisa Lane Drew was in the 1896 production of The Rivals with Lionel Barrymore. Barrymore appeared in It’s A Wonderful Life with Jimmy Stewart in 1948. Jimmy Stewart was in 1977′s Airport with Jack Lemmon. And Jack Lemmon was in JFK in 1991 with Kevin Bacon! 1.3879 0.04512 232 169 36 27
314 Oh My Goodness: its not 42, its 43! 1.3876 0.04385 209 145 47 17
315 Did we get funding for erasers yet? 1.3873 0.04461 204 142 45 17
316 I'm still trying to figure out how he turned $44 billion into X. 1.3873 0.04515 204 143 43 18
317 Well, look who's finally here at not the speed of light. 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
318 Yeah so, it turns out that the price of TaylorSwift tickets is in fact a tad high. 1.3867 0.04304 225 158 47 20
319 It's quite simple, really. 1.3860 0.04308 228 161 46 21
320 I expected you to be taller. 1.3856 0.04370 236 170 41 25
321 Thank God you're here! I have no idea what I'm doing! 1.3855 0.04239 249 179 44 26
322 I did what you said and got rid of the boring parts. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
323 "It shows there's no beginning nor end to all of this, and the middle's mostly made-up. Lunch? 1.3853 0.04543 218 157 38 23
324 Thank goodness. You're here to find the missing minus sign. 1.3850 0.04293 200 136 51 13
325 So you’re telling me the door has been there the whole time? 1.3850 0.04468 226 163 39 24
326 You can stop now. A twelve year old just wrote an app to solve it. 1.3846 0.04290 208 143 50 15
327 4+2 is 6, Paul. 6 1.3846 0.04262 221 154 49 18
328 Oh, hey, I was just leaving you a note… 1.3843 0.04424 229 165 40 24
329 The answer is 42 after all 1.3836 0.04117 232 161 53 18
330 According to my calculations, X no longer marks the spot. 1.3835 0.04479 206 145 43 18
331 I've calculated that we are out of chalk. 1.3835 0.04317 206 142 49 15
332 No problem. 1.3832 0.04603 214 155 36 23
333 This will have to do- we're out of chalk. 1.3832 0.04458 214 152 42 20
334 I now know how to change the clock in my car ! 1.3832 0.04408 214 151 44 19
335 Let's see if AI can beat this. 1.3830 0.04297 235 168 44 23
336 Okay class, that concludes step one on how to cancel your t.v. subscription. " 1.3829 0.04702 222 165 29 28
337 Turns out it is rocket science. 1.3822 0.04205 225 157 50 18
338 Wordle wasn't enough today? 1.3821 0.04437 212 150 43 19
339 Oh no - Did I forget to square that x? 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
340 I fixed your formula for you. 1.3812 0.04373 202 140 47 15
341 It’s not this password that’s the problem—I can’t seem to Captcha all the squares containing traffic lights. 1.3810 0.04310 210 146 48 16
342 According to my calculations, A Woodchuck could chuck as much wood as Woodchuck could, but that's assuming a Woodchuck could chuck wood. 1.3801 0.04352 221 157 44 20
343 It was so obvious! 1.3784 0.04335 222 158 44 20
344 I can't find where I started! 1.3784 0.04710 185 131 38 16
345 Go figure. 1.3782 0.04570 193 136 41 16
346 Could the solution be more obvious? 1.3779 0.04358 217 154 44 19
347 I think I figured out the way to San Jose. 1.3778 0.04930 180 130 32 18
348 I got the same result as Jackson Pollock. 1.3776 0.04854 196 144 30 22
349 That's odd. According to my calculations, a door from another dimension should open up and a man should be about to walk through. 1.3774 0.04530 212 153 38 21
350 Turns out you were right! 1.3772 0.04206 228 161 48 19
351 You wouldn't by any chance have any chalk on you, would you? 1.3772 0.04018 228 157 56 15
352 I just figured out my tax return! 1.3764 0.04428 178 121 47 10
353 Get the ladder again, I think I made a mistake at the beginning. 1.3763 0.04550 194 137 41 16
354 My calculations show that there is a 10% chance of rain next Tuesday. 1.3762 0.04194 202 138 52 12
355 It doesn’t matter, they’ll still vote for him 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
356 I'm ready to tip our waiter now. 1.3750 0.04368 216 154 43 19
357 I've forgotten the question 1.3750 0.04489 208 149 40 19
358 Finally! I have shown that the chicken and the egg, in fact, arrived together. 1.3744 0.04373 219 157 42 20
359 Ah! Just in time. What's 5 x 8 again? 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
360 Chalk, chalk, my tenure for some chalk! 1.3738 0.04686 214 159 30 25
361 I think I may have overcomplicated this. 1.3730 0.04379 185 127 47 11
362 Any questions? 1.3730 0.04702 185 132 37 16
363 Two. The answer is two! 1.3727 0.04308 220 157 44 19
364 Actually, it is rocket science! 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
365 I've finally derived the formula for how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1.3724 0.04354 239 176 37 26
366 By my calculations, we'll need at least five large pizzas and a side of bread sticks." 1.3723 0.04523 188 132 42 14
367 I forgot what I was doing. 1.3720 0.04500 207 149 39 19
368 It all adds up. My wife IS always right. 1.3719 0.04739 199 146 32 21
369 I call it my Everything Everywhere All At Once Theorem! 1.3713 0.05201 167 123 26 18
370 ...good news, I found the calculator. 1.3712 0.04276 229 165 43 21
371 Aha! Just as I theorized! It was Col. Mustard, in the dining room, with the candlestick! 1.3711 0.04659 194 140 36 18
372 I'm trying to work out how De Santis can possibly believe himself. 1.3709 0.04305 213 151 45 17
373 Turns out I DID overtip at lunch! 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
374 Now where did I write that 4-digit pin? 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
375 So yeah, I still get zero. 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
376 I think we may have overtipped. 1.3695 0.04561 203 147 37 19
377 Trump will lose by 12 votes! 1.3689 0.04405 206 147 42 17
378 Does this look right to you? 1.3684 0.04360 209 149 43 17
379 What do I have to do to get pi around here? 1.3682 0.04646 201 147 34 20
380 Is that proof enough for you? 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
381 This is for my next class of 'I already know everything' students. 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
382 We booked this conference room for this time…and we’re going to need the blackboard. 1.3676 0.04818 185 135 32 18
383 Come... come look at this. If we turn the eight on its side, the whole thing goes kablooey! 1.3674 0.04117 215 150 51 14
384 What's three times seven? 1.3673 0.04840 196 146 28 22
385 Come, take a look. It's so obvious! 1.3671 0.03945 237 166 55 16
386 Is that your final answer? 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
387 And that is where the missing socks go 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
388 I think I've discovered why fools fall in love. 1.3663 0.04237 202 141 48 13
389 My class meets next door? 1.3661 0.04244 224 161 44 19
390 Found your eraser. Need any help? 1.3653 0.04443 167 114 45 8
391 You forgot to carry your one. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
392 I told you. Easy-peasy 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
393 Well, duh! 1.3646 0.04633 181 129 38 14
394 You were right, its Tuesday. 1.3646 0.04321 192 134 46 12
395 Jack! It was simpler than I thought! 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
396 I discovered that space is finite after all. 1.3645 0.04500 203 147 38 18
397 You forgot to carry the one. 1.3645 0.04333 214 154 42 18
398 Left out a decimal point again. 1.3636 0.05020 165 120 30 15
399 Order more chalk! 1.3636 0.04652 187 135 36 16
400 I've proven it! Hang the toilet paper roll under, not over. 1.3632 0.04256 212 151 45 16
401 I think I've made a mistake. Could you check it for me? 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
402 Guess what,chaos is unpredictable. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
403 Go away. If you observe me it will change everything. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
404 Wait wait, don’t tell me! 1.3626 0.04677 182 131 36 15
405 Wait—can you repeat the question? 1.3624 0.03985 229 161 53 15
406 Oh, it doesn’t mean anything—but it really brings the room together, doesn’t it? 1.3622 0.04668 196 144 33 19
407 I can't believe you guessed my password. 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
408 Get the ladder and the eraser; the error's in the top line. 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
409 I have discovered that, as theoretical mathematicians, we don't need to be wearing lab coats 1.3617 0.04692 188 137 34 17
410 Janitor's gone. The solution will have to wait until tomorrow. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
411 Food is almost here! Did you figure out the tip yet? 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
412 At last! Conclusive proof of whether the correct way to install the toilet paper roll is over or under! 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
413 I think I forgot to carry the one 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
414 You don't mind if I erase the blackboard, do you? 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
415 I can already hear it. Some moron will say, 'I'll never use this in real life'. 1.3608 0.05253 158 117 25 16
416 And thus, Twitter = X. 1.3604 0.04496 222 166 32 24
417 That Physicists gang have graffitied my blackboard again!! 1.3602 0.04726 186 136 33 17
418 Let's just split the bill evenly at dinner. 1.3600 0.04541 200 146 36 18
419 Blondes really DO have more fun! 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
420 Would you mind checking my work? 1.3600 0.04486 200 145 38 17
421 I think I'll just take the standard deduction... 1.3596 0.04450 228 171 32 25
422 You’re just in time…and space. 1.3594 0.04375 192 136 43 13
423 This does feel like a secure password. 1.3592 0.04170 206 145 48 13
424 Oh yeah? Prove it. 1.3591 0.04690 181 131 35 15
425 Oh sorry, ChatGPT gave us the answer two weeks ago 1.3590 0.04680 195 144 32 19
426 It's solved. But is it math or maths? 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
427 You owe me two bucks. 1.3587 0.04635 184 133 36 15
428 If you think this is a mess, you should see what's going in my head 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
429 Behold! The theory of brevity. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
430 Hey. Good news. 1 plus 1 does equal 2. 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
431 Told Ya! 1.3579 0.04710 190 140 32 18
432 Can you bring the ladder again? I made a mistake about five feet up and twelve feet to the left. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
433 I've recalculated the split of today's lunch. You still owe me 17 cents. 1.3571 0.04430 196 141 40 15
434 Hey, I was just looking through your calculations and you lost me. Must be an error somewhere…but I can’t find it. What do you say we start over? 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
435 Does this seem derivative to you? 1.3568 0.04549 185 133 38 14
436 How's it going with 'it's' and 'its'? 1.3564 0.04684 188 138 33 17
437 There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
438 My universal proof for assembling IKEA furniture is finally complete! 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
439 I have it! It's 42! 1.3558 0.05199 163 122 24 17
440 I brought the calculator! 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
441 But this is a class in home economics. 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
442 I’ve got it all figured out: Who was actually on second, What was on first, and I Don’t Know was pitching. 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
443 This. Changes. Everything. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
444 I see the mistake. Did you bring the ladder? 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
445 Okay if I erase this? 1.3548 0.04529 186 134 38 14
446 This is a new formula for determining college admissions." 1.3548 0.04779 186 138 30 18
447 I know I had a question in mind when I started. 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
448 I know how to fold a fitted sheet! 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
449 I still owe the IRS $38.76. 1.3543 0.04381 223 166 35 22
450 You think you know it all,then suddenly,fate steps in. 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
451 Maybe the world is just not ready to know why hotdogs are sold in 12-packs but hotdog buns are sold in 8-packs. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
452 We need to tax the rich. 1.3532 0.04459 201 147 37 17
453 I forgot: what was the question? 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
454 I erased a little of your work to write a haiku I just thought of. 1.3526 0.04760 190 142 29 19
455 This isn't just math—it's poetry. 1.3526 0.04701 190 141 31 18
456 Are you busy? 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
457 I think I've finally come up with a winner for the caption contest! 1.3524 0.03991 210 147 52 11
458 I have finally figured out women! 1.3523 0.04348 193 138 42 13
459 It's the formula for writing a winning New Yorker cartoon caption. 1.3523 0.04530 193 141 36 16
460 We’ve been hanging the toilet paper all wrong! 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
461 Help me. I've forgotten what that little 2 means after the C. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
462 Chalk! I need chalk! 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
463 … what was the question again? 1.3518 0.04374 199 144 40 15
464 Our lab coat sizes ARE too big! 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
465 Cripes! I forgot what problem I was working on. 1.3515 0.04550 202 150 33 19
466 I’m putting together the instructions for IKEA furniture assembly. 1.3512 0.04338 205 149 40 16
467 More chalk. 1.3512 0.04399 168 117 43 8
468 Take that AI! 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
469 Yep! DeSantis IS Trump... 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
470 Why don’t those #%*# mathematicians ever erase the board! 1.3508 0.04561 191 140 35 16
471 You know, there's an app for that 1.3506 0.04945 174 130 27 17
472 This is how you unsubscribe to a streaming platform. 1.3505 0.04685 194 145 30 19
473 It works out. I’ll have the pastrami. 1.3500 0.04469 200 147 36 17
474 You can stop now. We gave him the twenty percent tip. 1.3497 0.04765 183 136 30 17
475 By Jackson Pollack". Who knew 1.3491 0.04612 169 121 37 11
476 According to this, it does make sense to file jointly. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
477 I've got it figured out. Donald Trump is a moron. 1.3488 0.05185 172 132 20 20
478 I've got it! You do the Hokey Pokey first, and THEN you turn yourself around! 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
479 My findings show that it takes about 45 minutes to fill the entire chalkboard. 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
480 Hold on, I’m just resetting my password. 1.3476 0.04312 210 154 39 17
481 I was right. Time plus tragedy equals comedy. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
482 One more blackboard and I've got tenure! 1.3476 0.04435 187 135 39 13
483 Great news—I found my Netflix password! 1.3476 0.04705 164 118 35 11
484 It's simple, really. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
485 Occam! So glad you're here! 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
486 I only need one more blackboard to finish!!! 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
487 Can you take a quick look at this? Something's not right. 1.3468 0.04822 173 128 30 15
488 Did you bring a calculator? 1.3468 0.04307 173 121 44 8
489 I figured out how to cancel my Amazon Prime subscription! 1.3467 0.04592 199 149 31 19
490 It's like a Pollock but with math! 1.3466 0.04481 176 126 39 11
491 Your guess is as good as mine. 1.3462 0.04516 182 132 37 13
492 I solved it!!!! The answer is indeed 42 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
493 I’d like to see AI do this! 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
494 Close enough for government work. 1.3455 0.04491 191 140 36 15
495 I've finally figured out how to exit an Ikea store! 1.3455 0.04837 165 121 31 13
496 It's absolute nonsense...I just want to prank the new janitor after he washes it off. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
497 I swear. It comes out to 42. 1.3454 0.04618 194 145 31 18
498 You're just in time to help me find my error! 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
499 Look what the custodian came up with. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
500 I finally know why six is afraid of seven!" 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
501 Umm, what was I doing? 1.3441 0.04379 186 134 40 12
502 Oh! Welcome back! I only made a few tiny changes.... 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
503 You do realize it was a rhetorical question? 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
504 I’m not familiar with this abridged version. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
505 Take all of the X's out. Elon Musk is willing to buy them all. 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
506 OK, now tell it to me like I am a five year-old. 1.3434 0.04490 198 147 34 17
507 I figured out how we can get Taylor Swift tickets. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
508 Never mind? What do you mean, "never mind". 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
509 Based on my calculations, we do not have to leave a 25% tip for every coffee. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
510 I've figured out how Bitcoin works! 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
511 An intern just solved it with chat GPT 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
512 I think I've figured out why we're using so much chalk. 1.3424 0.04408 184 133 39 12
513 Your calculations were spot-on, Winslow - the hokey pokey IS what it's all about! 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
514 You wouldn’t happen to have calculator? 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
515 I don’t know what the answer is, but it’s not x. 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
516 Hey are you using this? 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
517 Unbelievable! It works out that women's salaries really are unequal to men's. 1.3416 0.05070 161 121 25 15
518 I write on the board until I hear everyone snoring, then I sneak out to have lunch. 1.3416 0.04502 161 114 39 8
519 I figure out how to bend the fabric of space. Now we can finally erase the top of this blackboard. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
520 Don't tell me! 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
521 Can you check this for me? 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
522 sometimes I think you’re just creating problems for yourself. 1.3407 0.04704 182 136 30 16
523 and that gives us the optimal number of streaming service subscriptions 1.3407 0.04506 182 133 36 13
524 See. I told you. 1.3405 0.04455 185 135 37 13
525 Oh good, you found more chalk! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
526 E=MC squared my ass! 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
527 The Nobel Prize for intellectually intimidating gibberish is all mine. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
528 Well I'll be. I do exist! 1.3393 0.04533 168 121 37 10
529 It says, no matter how you figure it, we're doomed. 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
530 The cleaning lady finished the proof, but she's been deported! 1.3390 0.04376 177 127 40 10
531 Professor James, do you see that mistake way up, top left, first line? 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
532 You were right... 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
533 I think I've managed to simplify the tax code 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
534 It's not mine. It's from last period's Art class. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
535 So the egg did come first. 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
536 The cat is alive! 1.3375 0.05085 160 121 24 15
537 This is just SO derivative! 1.3375 0.04334 160 112 42 6
538 Honey, you can't see the f(x)=O(g(x)) for the TREE (function) 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
539 They gave you the wrong problem! 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
540 Didn't chatGPT already solve that last week? 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
541 Eureka! I just figured out which supplementary health insurance plan I should use. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
542 You're wearing white too? What are the odds of that? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
543 It's actually quite simple... 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
544 There does seem to be a relationship but it’s complicated. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
545 I lost my place. 1.3356 0.04528 149 105 38 6
546 Quick James! Get me another board before I lose my train of thought 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
547 And yet my checkbook still doesn’t balance. 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
548 Turn it upside down! It says BOOBIES! 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
549 We've proven it! The cost of "free shipping" is included in the price. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
550 I predicted you would turn up. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
551 I am drawing a blank on this one. 1.3353 0.04924 167 126 26 15
552 Johnson, I think I've determined how airlines price their tickets. 1.3353 0.04932 170 129 25 16
553 Jim, it’s not that complicated. I just don’t love you anymore 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
554 I forgot the question. 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
555 I've discovered a method for understanding New Yorker cartoons! 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
556 I've discovered that I need more chalk. 1.3333 0.04378 162 115 40 7
557 Just in time, did you bring the pi? 1.3333 0.04679 186 141 28 17
558 Once you get tenure, you can stand around doodling all day, and everyone just assumes they can’t understand your brilliance! 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
559 Well, it’s about time! I mean, how long does someone need to wait to get a calculator around here? 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
560 But this is only my opinion. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
561 I made a few corrections to your calculations. 1.3333 0.04876 162 121 28 13
562 It will still taste like Coke, just a few less calories. 1.3333 0.04553 186 139 32 15
563 It appears that the janitor was here again last night. 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
564 The answer seems to be somewhere in-between zero and infinity. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
565 Dammit, I was so close! 1.3333 0.04649 177 132 31 14
566 What were we looking for again? 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
567 What was I trying to prove? 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
568 You could just ask her to dinner 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
569 I figured out how to communicate with women! 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
570 An oversimplified version of United States health care 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
571 Crap, wrong classroom. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
572 I figured out how to split the atom! Now can you help me find my pants? 1.3316 0.04532 187 140 32 15
573 I’m trying to work out which health insurance plan is best for me. 1.3315 0.04386 184 135 37 12
574 I found the calculator !! 1.3315 0.04639 181 136 30 15
575 Turns out we are all doomed. Lunch? 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
576 I solved it, but now I can't remember the question! 1.3314 0.04683 175 131 30 14
577 Did u remember to return that urgent call from Oppenheimer? 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
578 I figured out how long a piece of chalk lasts! 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
579 I did it! I finally finished the seating plan for the wedding! 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
580 Oh. We knew that. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
581 Hi! Welcome to today’s class on determining the probability of Donald Trump appointing himself to the SCOTUS”. 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
582 Three does equal four! 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
583 But when am I ever going to use this in real life? 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
584 Now I just have to do the math. 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
585 Oh, did I say circumference? I meant diameter." 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
586 I hope you brought some more Greek letters. 1.3310 0.05454 145 112 18 15
587 You may be overqualified to teach wood shop. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
588 We still can’t retire! 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
589 Would you ask your T.A. to text this to me? 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
590 Behold our new logo! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
591 Eureka … Coca Cola’s secret formula! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
592 The new algorithm for the Admissions Department is ready. 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
593 I’ve done it! I discovered the perfect unforgettable password! 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
594 Did you bring the eraser? I found a mistake. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
595 Well that figures! 1.3295 0.04717 173 130 29 14
596 Let’s just go with 2% 1.3295 0.04858 173 132 25 16
597 Pardon me Professor, but you seem to have run out of space time. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
598 I actually have no idea what I’m doing! 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
599 Smith, where's my step stool? I've almost cracked it. 1.3293 0.04530 167 122 35 10
600 This is where I flip a coin. 1.3292 0.04297 161 114 41 6
601 All right now Mr. Hunting, it’s time you got back to mopping the floor. 1.3292 0.05045 161 123 23 15
602 The answer, my friend, IS blowin’ in the wind. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
603 I finally figured out my Netflix password! 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
604 yeah, I can’t figure it out either 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
605 Sorry, Professor, the first number was supposed to be 12, not 21. My bad 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
606 Oh, I'm just calculating the interest on my student loan. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
607 Eureka! Our new admissions formula! 1.3289 0.05179 152 116 22 14
608 Stop! Someone from the New Yorker caption contest just sent in the correct answer. 1.3289 0.05179 152 116 22 14
609 It’s not looking good for the Mets. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
610 This is so brilliantly complex that even I don’t know what it proves! 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
611 Quick,....the fly swatter! I think I found the mistake. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
612 I did it! I found the formula to get Taylor Swift tickets! 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
613 Chalk…I said I need more chalk. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
614 NAILED IT!! 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
615 I need five more minutes!! I think I'm finally onto something. 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
616 I'm this close to an ethics standard for the justices. 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
617 You sure you don't want to use your birthdate as your password like everyone else? 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
618 Great news! I owe no taxes this year! 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
619 I got it! If you press 3, then 1, 7, 2, you get a live agent! 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
620 I finally figured out the health insurance co-pay! 1.3275 0.04753 171 129 28 14
621 More chalk! For God's sake, man! More chalk! 1.3275 0.04753 171 129 28 14
622 Larry, welcome back. Here's how I would tweak your cartoon caption. 1.3275 0.04895 171 131 24 16
623 I learned it watching Oppenheimer. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
624 Now you tell me I don’t have to show my work? 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
625 We undertipped. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
626 Wait! Don’t tell me. 1.3270 0.04927 159 120 26 13
627 You see! The Mets still have a chance to make the playoffs. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
628 Per your instructions, I just relayed to a caller that you were too deep in thought to take any calls. He said he was from some Committee in Sweden. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
629 Come on George, it’s time for your medication. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
630 Oppenheimer ! HELP ! 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
631 It's a test of their insight. Solve the equation, get an A. Ask how I wrote in the top corners, get an A+. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
632 NOW it makes sense. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
633 You were right, the password was case sensitive. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
634 Hey. When you're done in here, the toilet's clogged again. 1.3253 0.04925 166 127 24 15
635 Get Albert, quickly 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
636 Bonus points if you find the picture of my cat. 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
637 You made me lose my place. Now I have to start over! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
638 Carry the two. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
639 Tim don't worry about it. We figured out how to get the printer to work. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
640 I figured out why my chalk is shrinking! 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
641 What’s that? You’ve got class in 10 and I have to erase everything? 1.3243 0.04416 148 105 38 5
642 Almost restored, just need to add your 'DO NOT ERASE' note. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
643 That’s the permanent marker Lou 1.3241 0.05260 145 111 21 13
644 Well, it’s about time! No, really, it’s about time. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
645 It resolves to a firm 'Maybe'. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
646 Give me a number, any number. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
647 At last: the proof. God exists. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
648 I don't trust the cloud. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
649 You were right, I overtipped. 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
650 Got a second for a quick question? 1.3235 0.04764 170 129 27 14
651 I can explain 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
652 When I said "Show your work" I didn't think you'd take it literally. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
653 Oh crap! I forgot to carry the 1. 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
654 Did you remember the eraser? 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
655 The real mystery of the universe is how I reached the top of the blackboard. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
656 The conclusion will clearly show how the higher the number of indictments substantially increases the ratings in this presidential race. 1.3232 0.04733 164 123 29 12
657 I KNEW I got ripped off on the lunch tab today! 1.3230 0.04371 161 116 38 7
658 At last! I’ve proven that this problem has no solution! 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
659 Thank God you're here -- I can never remember: is it half the sum of the sines or half the sine of the sum? 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
660 Remember to carry the seven 1.3224 0.04383 183 136 35 12
661 If my figures are correct, America does indeed run on Dunkin'. 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
662 Still can’t find my keys 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
663 Got it! The answer is 1. 1.3220 0.04694 177 135 27 15
664 If it doesn't work, we can hang it at MOMA! 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
665 Silly me. I forgot to carry the one 1.3218 0.04610 174 131 30 13
666 It's amazing how everything needed to destroy the world fits right onto this blackboard. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
667 I've done it! I've created the most cryptic wifi password! 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
668 Bring in the gifted 2nd graders! 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
669 I got it Bob. Your luggage is in Milwaukee! 1.3214 0.04874 168 129 24 15
670 Eureka! Finally a formula to estimate the density of Ron DeSantis!!! 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
671 No, it's not the Riemann Hypothesis. It's how to get Taylor Swift tickets. 1.3210 0.04927 162 124 24 14
672 So here’s the gist of the problem. 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
673 I've proven something about chalk. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
674 Somebody forgot to carry the one! 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
675 My last password was too easy to guess. 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
676 I can't find my X ! 1.3208 0.04309 159 114 39 6
677 Behold! Incontrovertible proof that 'It is what it is.' 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
678 I’ve discovered it! The formula proving that calculus is a waste of time! 1.3205 0.05144 156 121 20 15
679 Thank God you're here! Do you have any idea what these squiggly lines mean? 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
680 Carl . . . can you tell me what we were trying figure out? 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
681 According to these calculations, it would take one whole box of chalk to fill a board this size with random math symbols. 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
682 Guess what? The secret to happiness is money. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
683 This chalk is AMAZING! 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
684 Okay, here’s your proof—one is the loneliest number! 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
685 Can we just split the bill? 1.3200 0.05294 150 117 18 15
686 I still can’t figure out how to properly fold a fitted sheet! 1.3200 0.04728 175 134 26 15
687 Ok, I figured out how much I owe you for lunch, unless, of course, you tipped on the pre-tax total. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
688 It just doesn’t add up. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
689 Well,there you have it,the egg came first 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
690 Oh, good. You're just in time to check my math! 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
691 Professor Al Gebra, you’re just the man I wanted to see. I’m trying to come up with a name for this thing I’ve created. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
692 I finally figured out why I'm still single. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
693 No, it's not my work. It's the new guy's--you know, the one with the REALLY long arms. 1.3193 0.04837 166 127 25 14
694 I’m off on another tangent. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
695 I forgot. What does X stand for? 1.3190 0.04977 163 126 22 15
696 I hope you don't mind, but I've made a few revisions. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
697 I've calculated our heath insurance co-pay! 1.3190 0.04822 163 124 26 13
698 Wait! It has to be right here in front of me! 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
699 I need the ladder again 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
700 I've finally figured out the perfect starting word for Wordle! 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
701 Hey, what's 2 times 8? 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
702 Yes! Everything IS everywhere, all at once. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
703 The chicken did cross the road first. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
704 Eureka! I predicted your arrival and here you are. 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
705 I solved it,now if could only recall the problem. 1.3185 0.04870 157 119 26 12
706 Don't laugh. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
707 The Nobel Committee was unimpressed, but you've been named Man of the Year by the American Chalk Manufacturers Association. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
708 I used to be taller. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
709 The devil is in the details. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
710 Robert, nothing is going to explode if you stop for lunch! 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
711 Actually I think we’ll just go with what you originally suggested. 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
712 What do you know - time equals money! 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
713 Does this make me look smart? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
714 I've just proven that life IS meaningless! 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
715 Oh great! NOW you offer to help. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
716 Yes, apparently it *is* trivial. 1.3171 0.04035 164 116 44 4
717 I’m out of Greek letters. Let’s start using emojis. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
718 Have you figured out why I should get paid less than you? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
719 Call the press! I solved the GOP-for-Trump enigma. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
720 Neil! After decades of research and frustration, I have discovered why I have two eyes on one side of my face! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
721 I'm going to get a refund! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
722 Either we exist or we don't. It's as simple as that. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
723 Hold Everything! It turns out we should watch Oppenheimer and THEN Barbie. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
724 Good, you’re back. I was just leaving you a note. 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
725 I’ve solved it!! As it turns out, a bird in the hand is actually worth 2.75392 in the bush!! 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
726 I understand my hospital bill! 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
727 I finally found how to reach a live person at my health insurer. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
728 Professor, student council has the board in 10 for tic tac toe night. 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
729 Sorry, Professor- you've run out of space AND time!" 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
730 I've finally proven that a Baker's Dozen is thirteen! 1.3152 0.04694 165 125 28 12
731 It's my son's Algebra homework. 1.3152 0.04924 165 128 22 15
732 It explains why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
733 So you realized we get quite a lot done within the box?! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
734 Sorry, I went off on a tangent. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
735 All I asked you was if you were going to see Barbie or Oppenheimer first 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
736 I know where lost socks go! 1.3145 0.04816 159 121 26 12
737 I Googled it and it's 3.1416. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
738 Turns out, my mother was right all along! 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
739 If you need to use the wifi this is the password. 1.3141 0.05048 156 121 21 14
740 You can stop. We figured out the code to the bathroom. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
741 At last! I’ve proven that my theory is wrong! I can finally retire! 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
742 I give up. Where’s Waldo? 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
743 I think I skipped a step... 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
744 Did you remember to bring the ladder? 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
745 Tell the President I’m sorry, but there’s no way the Inflation Reduction Act will actually reduce inflation. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
746 Love is the answer! 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
747 Did you bring the decimal point ? 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
748 ChatGPT not working again? 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
749 Hey, I just need you to quickly proofread this. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
750 Are you still trying to figure out how Trump got elected?? 1.3133 0.05106 150 116 21 13
751 Quick! Do you have any more chalk?!?! 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
752 Turns out that 2+2 does equal 4. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
753 One is the loneliest number. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
754 I already explained it you, Jeff is my godmother's second cousin once removed and yea, we have to go to the wedding. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
755 I'll be damned, it is 42. 1.3129 0.05039 163 128 19 16
756 I'm still pretending this makes sense. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
757 The “x” doesn’t belong there. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
758 I got it! Six pepperoni's per slice is ideal. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
759 If I’m right, I’ve figured out why it so hard to find two matching socks! 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
760 Be right there, just updating my password. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
761 I know how we can save 15% on car insurance. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
762 Damn. I usually get it in 3. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
763 Have you seen my Occam's Eraser? 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
764 I've done it! The new Twitter logo. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
765 You haven’t started yet, have you? I know I said solve for Y, but I meant solve for X. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
766 Didn't realize the formula for Chris Christie's path to the presidency was quite this complicated. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
767 I’m afraid the answer is now hopelessly out of reach. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
768 Stanley! I Figured You'd Be Here! 1.3111 0.04546 180 138 28 14
769 They found your laptop. It was in the break room. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
770 Who'd have thought? 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
771 You were right--it zeros out. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
772 At last! Proof that two plus two equals four! 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
773 I hope you brought more chalk! 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
774 Get me a ladder. I see my mistake. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
775 I’ve found the solution… there is no solution. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
776 I’ve figured out how to save on my cable bill. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
777 Your pi is ready. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
778 Now I can get tenure! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
779 … equals 2!! 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
780 Apparently this only works if you substitute "Twitter" for "x" 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
781 Prepare to be blown away. Literally. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
782 This corner is correct, the rest of this is mumbo jumbo. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
783 Oh, ChatGBT already gave us the answer! 1.3095 0.05797 126 100 13 13
784 Did you find Waldo yet??? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
785 Wait…what was the question? 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
786 Are you the one who ordered the eraser? 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
787 Ugh! It comes out to ZERO. All that work for nothing! 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
788 I’m really close, I swear 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
789 Hey, so it looks like splitting the dinner bill evenly *was* fair! 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
790 It all made sense yesterday. 1.3086 0.04225 162 118 38 6
791 It's as easy as pi. 1.3086 0.04703 175 136 24 15
792 I figured out our lunch order. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
793 Find me that janitor to check this. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
794 I heard there was pi 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
795 At last! The perfect tipping app! 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
796 It's your turn to do the dishes, and I can prove it. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
797 Rub it out, some 12 year old just disproved it. 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
798 And this is just the WiFi password. 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
799 one sec. don't want to lose my place. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
800 Chalk! I need more chalk!! 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
801 Hey! Just found the solution online! 1.3077 0.04821 169 132 22 15
802 I think it works. I just have to find where I started. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
803 See? I can’t be racist. It’s a mathematical impossibility. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
804 If life was only that simple. 1.3072 0.04157 166 121 39 6
805 Elon you can’t name your kid that 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
806 You’re just in time to erase this. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
807 Just in time. Could you please finish this? 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
808 ‘You can go now. Did you learn your lesson?’ 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
809 Ha! Look at your face! No idea what this is, just wanted to freak you out. Let's go to lunch. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
810 Alfred, it's medication time. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
811 Trying to figure out where the semi colon goes 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
812 I’ve done it! Fermat’s last theorem is equal to two sticks of chalk! 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
813 Now the final answer is zero. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
814 Thank goodness. Fresh chalk! 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
815 You can tell Jason I finally finished his homework! 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
816 Come on! Just divide by zero already! 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
817 Come on in! I'm trying to decide where to put "divide this result by zero" so we can see how long it takes him to notice it. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
818 You’re just in time - I ran out of chalk! 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
819 Get in here! I found a way to schedule brunch with three people. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
820 Why are you writing on my TV? 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
821 never mind honey, you are right. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
822 I think I finally figured out my cellphone plan! 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
823 Let’s see what the janitor thinks of this one. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
824 Fn°-1y® = x2+(¥π§¢^) !!! 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
825 I was right, a baker's dozen is 13! 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
826 Eureka! This formula proves that on a high spin cycle socks can enter an interdimensional portal. 1.3050 0.05225 141 110 19 12
827 And therefore, I have run out of chalk. 1.3050 0.04264 141 101 37 3
828 I finally figured it out: we see Barbie first and then Oppenheimer but only after we get dinner. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
829 I've done it! I've figured out the formula for how to live the simple life! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
830 I figured out women! 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
831 Forget it. The janitor just finished the problem using his phone and AI. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
832 Can you tell Will Hunting to stop mopping the floor and get in here pronto. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
833 It started as a tweet. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
834 I'm trying to figure out the number of mathematicians that have wasted their lives on this problem 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
835 We’re fucked! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
836 I’ve just discovered how to locate missing socks — instead of centimeters, it’s measured in feet. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
837 I figured it out... Always choose "Scissors." 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
838 Good news! I figured out how to split the check. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
839 Oh me? Just trying to figure out where it all went wrong. 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
840 I’ve calculated the end of the world! Turns out it was 7 years ago. 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
841 Ta da! I've invented graffiti! 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
842 Oh Dammit - Now where was I? 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
843 Finally. I can explain why in any load of laundry at least 2 socks won't match! 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
844 As you can see , the meaning of life couldn’t be clearer 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
845 I have looked at this for hours and I still can't see the cat on the chair. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
846 We’re gonna need a bigger board. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
847 How do they expect me to reach infinity on a finite chalkboard? 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
848 Sorry, I need the board for my next class 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
849 No matter how many times he proved it mathematically, Susan just wouldn't believe that they were meant to be 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
850 I hate long division. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
851 I figured out how Elon decided on “X”. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
852 Turns out it takes TWO apples a day to keep the doctor away! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
853 It's proof that I'm not the most annoying person working here. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
854 Just what are you trying to prove? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
855 I found a typo, call off the launch! 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
856 It all adds up. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
857 According to my calculations, we’re nerds. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
858 Look how long this chalk lasts! 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
859 As many times as I try, I just get π" 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
860 I have a lecture to give in 15 minutes and I have to figure out how to get this chalk board through the door. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
861 Hey, I just proved God does play dice with the universe! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
862 Damn! Now I forgot the question. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
863 I haven’t a clue either! 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
864 I can't move my arms! 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
865 I want to find the person that did this. Start with the basketball team. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
866 Are you supposed to carry the one? 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
867 And ... it turns out that ... the other universal constant is stupidity. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
868 Well … obviously … 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
869 Well, I guess my kids were right: 1+1 is eleven." 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
870 Good timing…what’s 6 x 4? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
871 Did you find an eraser? 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
872 I figured out our estimated tax payment. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
873 It's 42! The answer to life, the universe and everything really is 42! 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
874 14, just like I thought! 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
875 Mr Oppenheimer, the Lorax wants to speak with you 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
876 Oh, just same old same old. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
877 Can you check this for me before we go to lunch? 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
878 Bring the ladder back. I see where I made a mistake in the righthand corner. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
879 Look! It's so simple after all. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
880 As you can see, having only one breadstick and none of the calamari at dinner means my share of the bill should have been $43.24, not $58.62. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
881 AHA! It’s not a Big Bang— more like a small thud. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
882 The cleaners are here. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
883 I’ve definitively proved that you should watch Oppenheimer first, then Barbie 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
884 You forgot to carry the three. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
885 Hayes, I’ve done it! It was the chicken that came first! 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
886 Great work, but ChatGPT completed this equation 12 hours ago 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
887 After running all the numbers, I can state with mathematical certainty that the end is nigh! 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
888 It’s my new Netflix password. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
889 Why do you ALWAYS make everything so complicated? 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
890 The universe finally makes sense… We’d been forgetting to factor in all the missing socks! 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
891 Ah Professor, you missed a sign. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
892 I'm relatively there...give me five more minutes. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
893 Look! We can save $3.00 a month on our electric bill! 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
894 Is this too long a caption for The New Yorker catroon contest? 1.2987 0.05057 154 122 18 14
895 Yep! We're f*cked! 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
896 I think I’m on to something, but have one question: What’s 8 times 7? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
897 I've finally figured it out, it doesn't make any sense to me either! 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
898 Black holes matter. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
899 I've done it! ...mathematical proof that the answer actually is "42". 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
900 You've got rhythm. I've got algorithm. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
901 Holy cow! This changes everything! 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
902 Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the Rubik's Cube. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
903 Tell Elon that I have solved the equation for X 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
904 It's the first in my series "MIT Bathroom Graffiti." 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
905 You could save 20% on your car insurance 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
906 I'm almost done...what is that sign for "equals"? 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
907 I am kinda confused after solving the problem I created! 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
908 Bad news. Matt Damon solved it ten minutes ago. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
909 I got '2'! What'd you get? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
910 I'm afraid it's a little over my head. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
911 You told me to show my work! It's on display through August. 1.2975 0.05707 121 96 14 11
912 Spoiler alert! 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
913 Watson, come quick! I think I just finalized the coolest new wallpaper for the faculty room - It'll keep 'em busy for hours. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
914 Hey, thanks for the effort but we just discovered there was a printing mistake in the question. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
915 Finally found a much simpler solution to why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
916 Einstein was right - time is relative!! But you're late. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
917 This is brilliant! Mind if I take credit for it? 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
918 And that proves the election was stolen!! 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
919 I figured out why we’re single. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
920 Perfect timing... you were right! There are no good candidate options for presidency 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
921 I checked, and you're right - it is obvious. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
922 Did you bring the ladder? I made an error on line one. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
923 Pepperoni or sausage? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
924 Remind me- who had the extra breadsticks? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
925 Would you by any chance have an eraser? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
926 Go ahead, ask me. The chicken or the egg? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
927 Professor, it's true! Nine out of Ten Dentists are correct! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
928 Wait. I should have used blue chalk?? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
929 One 20 inch pizza is a better deal! 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
930 I've just designed the perfect wallpaper for insomniac math majors. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
931 Or you could just use a calculator. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
932 Have you solved world peace yet? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
933 I've solved it! James will have five apples. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
934 Nah, it's an alternate route for the construction on the Cross Bronx. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
935 I just do this to freak out the new students. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
936 You'll need to stand on my shoulders for the next part. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
937 I wanted to get a jump on my taxes this year. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
938 What time did you say train A left the station? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
939 It'll take more than that to pass your tenure review, Frank. Apparently some billionaire just solved for X. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
940 I figured out what to order for lunch! 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
941 I’ve come to think of it more as a problem than a solution. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
942 I don't know the solution to this but I got Wordle in 2 today. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
943 Here's the new Wi-Fi password. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
944 Can you believe it? It is 42! 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
945 I’ve got it! Now I just need to figure out what. 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
946 If your calculations are correct, I still don't make enough money to retire. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
947 “It’s all Greek to me, Dr. Pythagoras.” 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
948 I miss the old math. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
949 OK, I am ready to file my taxes. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
950 So! 1 + 1 is 2! 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
951 So, that’s why the chicken crossed the road… 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
952 Johnson! Bitcoin. It isn't worth anything! 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
953 I said I wanted directions to Jupiter FLORIDA. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
954 Okay, I give up. How many mathematicians DOES it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
955 I have a solution to something. 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
956 This means something. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
957 Are you telling me it's not E=MC3? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
958 I'd have had the answer if I'd only written smaller. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
959 TurboTax still says $2,383. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
960 I left the answer here somewhere. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
961 Eureka! I’ve discovered a way the Mets can still make the playoffs. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
962 My last password was rejected as too simple. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
963 I finally found the right formula of length, novelty, and abstractness for the perfect caption. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
964 According to my calculations, you don't arrive until tomorrow. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
965 You're back. Is my detention over? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
966 Now all I have to do is solve for X. 1.2941 0.04135 153 112 37 4
967 I figured out how to sign up for Obamacare! 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
968 Bring the ladder, we forgot the 'If'. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
969 AHA, I've got it! Dial "1" before an 800 number........ 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
970 This is the answer. You get to guess the question. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
971 I've finally proven it! Two plus two DOES equal four. 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
972 Ever try words? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
973 Almost done. Can you help me turn this over? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
974 I prove it! One IS the loneliest number! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
975 ... Or you could just stick a toothpick in the cake and SEE if it's done. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
976 Hurry up or we’ll miss the Oppenheimer showing. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
977 Quick, go get a basketball player to help erase this mess! 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
978 I'm pretty sure the answer is actually "42" . 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
979 It's an algorithm to unscramble cable TV bills. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
980 I have proof there's a giraffe who does math who has been in this room. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
981 I calculate that I’m working above my pay grade! 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
982 Hey,the suggested strong password really worked! 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
983 And they still won’t believe in global warming. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
984 and that’s why the toilet paper must hang in front of the roll 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
985 Look how high I can jump. 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
986 I just remembered: we're the philosophy department. 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
987 I think I finally figured out who let the dogs out! 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
988 I’m starting to get really tired of that janitor! 1.2925 0.04847 147 114 23 10
989 It's carry the one, right? 1.2925 0.05036 147 116 19 12
990 I still haven't figured out why I'm still single. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
991 Finally you came back, I was playing around with these funny symbols, hope I didn`t messed things up! 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
992 You are correct. The chicken fingers are the better deal. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
993 Look, now we don't need the app! 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
994 The answer is sixty-three. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
995 If this result is right, it would have been almost infinitely easier to use a computer. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
996 Where was I? 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
997 If you say “Eureka!” one more time, Lenny, I swear I’m gonna… 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
998 Where did you write the baby-sitter's number? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
999 Turns out we can't land a man on the moon after all. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1000 I can't find the eraser! 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1001 The answer is, of course, a cat. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1002 I need the black chalk 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1003 I never imagined baby formula could be so complex! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1004 How many times have I told you: Multiply THEN Divide. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1005 Is there a problem in here? 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
1006 Put it together and what have you got? 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1007 I’ve simplified my original equation. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1008 Will you be done with this room by the end of time? 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1009 I lost x again! 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1010 Well it's about time! And space, of course. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
1011 I know what we should watch on Netflix! 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
1012 Come back when I’m done. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1013 Check it out, Kendall! I figured out the perfect milk-to-coffee ratio for a latte! 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1014 It turns out there is a formula for Simplicity. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1015 Good news Professor, the chalk truck has arrived! 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1016 Home, Work- Life Balance never gets easier to figure out. Does it? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1017 It turns out he forgot to carry the 1 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1018 Don't look. It's my password. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1019 Wait, wait! I've almost got it! 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1020 I think I've got it 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
1021 Humpty WAS pushed! 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1022 Got it! Now you can take credit for it. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1023 You owe $5 for the tip. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1024 Now we just have to type it 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1025 See, two wrongs really don’t make a right. 1.2900 0.06243 100 80 11 9
1026 Hey! I just figured out why I’m single! 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1027 Turns out a hot dog is NOT a sandwich. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
1028 Do you have any idea how I reached all the way up there? 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1029 You were right - it IS obvious! 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
1030 It’s either the answer to the Burch-Tate Conjecture or the best margarita recipe this side of Tucson. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1031 OK, I've figured out how DeSantis can still win. 1.2897 0.05078 145 115 18 12
1032 As it turns out, negative numbers are not rational. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1033 Again, what was that password? 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
1034 You were right, the solution is very simple! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1035 I started without you. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1036 Hey, you missed a comma. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1037 Turns out, the answer is 7. 1.2889 0.05137 135 106 19 10
1038 What’s your point! 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1039 I proved that we live in a 2D space and that some beings control everything we say and do! We're literally cartoons inside a simulation! 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1040 It keeps coming up 42. What was the question again? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1041 Remind me again, does multiplication come before or after addition? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1042 I now know where my car is parked. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1043 How in hell did you get up to the top of the board ? 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1044 You're just in time! What's 3+4? 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
1045 All this calculation and the answer is x=x! 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1046 What if we just Google the question? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1047 Would you happen to have a 10 foot piece of chalk? 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1048 No, I am not sharing my Netflix password with you! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1049 The Barbies have solved it, sir. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1050 Could you open my lap top. The password is ...1234 1.2879 0.05217 132 104 18 10
1051 See? He short changed us 75 cents! 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1052 If you’d just let me finish. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1053 I’m correcting an error. I don’t want to confuse the custodian. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1054 . Well go figure. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1055 I figured you’d be here in the next few seconds. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1056 They wanted it on the white board. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
1057 This mind? Not so beautiful. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1058 So glad Albert Einstein is finally on Etsy 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1059 Thank God - I've finally proven only mustard goes on hot dogs - NOT ketchup! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1060 Have you figured out why Barbie beat Oppenheimer at the box office yet? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1061 Chalk it up to experience 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1062 I’ve been staring at this wondering how to erase the top half. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1063 Finding 'x' is so much harder on these bigger boards 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1064 Thank God you're here. Isn't 8 times 7 56? 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1065 I've got it! You CAN eat the yogurt after the expiration date! 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1066 Frank! What's this? I'm a third grade teacher! 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1067 You were right, the answer is 3! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
1068 I just realized I can't read my own writing! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
1069 I figured out how Bernie can still win! 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
1070 We've got a choice to make.. new board or new eraser 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
1071 Yes. Now I’m certain. My part of of our lunch bill was only twenty dollars. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1072 No, it’s YOUR turn to do the laundry.” 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
1073 I have invented the Hula Hoop. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1074 Let Artificial Intelligence figure this one out! 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1075 I know the answer's here somewhere. I just had it. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1076 Hold on, I'm coming up with an acceptable password... 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1077 It seems the answer is 'cat videos.' 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1078 I am almost finished with the solution to fix Congress! 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
1079 Oh my, I’ve made a terrible career choice. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
1080 I've discovered the perfect New Yorker caption! 1.2857 0.05871 112 90 12 10
1081 Got time for a quick peer review? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1082 If we leave now, I think we'll miss the traffic. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1083 Aha, finally we’ve derived. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1084 I’ve just worked out why I wasn’t popular at school 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1085 Well there you have it, IT IS statistically impossible for every McDonald’s ice cream machine to be broken at the same time! 1.2857 0.04345 133 98 32 3
1086 And the answer is...42! 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
1087 You know what? We’re just gonna call it X. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
1088 I’ve got it! We can just elope. 1.2847 0.05089 144 115 17 12
1089 Blackboard singing in the dead of night 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1090 I'm sorry, what was the question again? 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1091 It's either Oppenheimer's notes or the screenplay for Barbie. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1092 It’s proof I can’t afford to buy a house. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1093 It equals Zero!! 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1094 Dr. XYZ was a giant of a man! 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1095 Do you see where this is going ? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1096 I'm calculating the chances of getting my own biopic. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1097 X! I was just looking for you. 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
1098 Chat GPT was right after all. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1099 I think I finally got life figured out. You want to check my math? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1100 I got in early and decided to go ahead and start. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1101 Or, you could just tip 18%. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1102 I’ve narrowed it down to the cobb salad or a Philadelphia cheesesteak. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1103 And voila!" "There's the G Spot! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1104 Starry Starry Night 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1105 Okay, so this is how we'll split the dinner bill. 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1106 At last, 3 X's in a row ... I WIN! 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1107 I'm solving it the long way. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1108 Yes-the freeway would have been faster. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1109 I’m working on a formula that calculates the shelf life of classified documents housed in boxes filled with golf shirts and newspaper clippings stored between a shower and toilet in a social club located at sea level surrounded by water. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
1110 I still can’t understand women! 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1111 It IS rocket science! 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1112 Forget it. AI says it doesn't matter and that we're fired. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1113 Doctor, we're just going with pepperoni. 1.2837 0.04190 141 104 34 3
1114 Just one more minute....I am a loss for words. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1115 Eureka!! I've found the formula to get our printer to work again. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1116 I literally went to infinity and back while you were out - and you forgot the coffee? 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1117 Eureka! Get me 99 marbles and a shoe box. I want to try this thing out. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1118 Here's your error: 2 + 3 is 5, not 6. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1119 Turns out, the grass IS greener on the other side. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1120 I think we can get the movie down to just about three hours. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1121 Thank God, Evelyn, you're here! I've got them to the moon, but I cannot get them back alive... 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1122 Seven! The answer is seven! 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1123 Let's see, where was I? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1124 I think we've proven that climate change is a distinct possibility. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1125 Grab me a calculator. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1126 I figured out how to change the time zone on my phone! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1127 Have you finished your Starbucks order? 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
1128 They finally made a movie about you. But Barbie did better in the box office. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1129 Let me mansplain this for you. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
1130 Let’s break for coffee and pi” 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1131 This is theoretical physics, the DNA labs are one flight down, turn right, end of hall. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1132 My lucky number - I 've almost got it figured out 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1133 Yes, as a matter of fact this is still an ADHD medication shortage. Why do you ask? 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1134 I got sidetracked. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1135 I think I've discovered the Unified Theory of Everything, plus the recipe for a tasty salad dressing. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1136 The boss said to tell you we left out two important details! 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1137 You owe me $27.71 from yesterday's dinner. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1138 Oh good! Would you mind finishing this last little bit for me? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1139 you got a minute? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1140 Good news! This chalk lasts really long. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1141 I returned the ladder in the morning. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1142 It appears you were correct, Karl. We should have got the bigger chalkboard “ 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1143 I'm blanking. What's six times eight? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1144 Shut the door! You're letting my genius out! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1145 DoorDash delivery for Professor Griffes! I believe you ordered pi." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1146 Almost done! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1147 I found the error, but lost my ladder. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1148 Could you check and see if I forgot to carry the 3? 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1149 I need a punchline. And it has to contain the word 'stochastic'. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
1150 Hurry up, Fleming, before I forget what all of this means. 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1151 Hold up! The state has just taken over our math department and wants to know where algebra appears in the Bible. 1.2812 0.05427 128 103 14 11
1152 This is my idea of happy hour. You go ahead without me. 1.2812 0.04428 128 95 30 3
1153 Turns out she was right, I wasn’t listening 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
1154 Enough foreplay! Take your clothes off. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1155 I can come play in a minute, I'm almost done with my homework. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1156 I see that you are still trying to solve the Harvard admissions formula 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1157 The Nobel Prize Committee tried to call, but you gave them the wrong number 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1158 "Quickly! More chalk before I forget the answer!" 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1159 AI doesn’t hold a candle to chalk! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1160 Hey, can you convert this to a pdf for me? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1161 I just can’t figure out why I’m still single! 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
1162 I cannot find my eraser! 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1163 That’s enough. You can play with the other mathematicians now. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1164 Quickly! I've discovered how all of our chalk keeps disappearing! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1165 How about this new math wallpaper I found on sale? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1166 I'm getting to the confusing part here. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1167 I'll need tenure before I can solve this! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1168 I've got the winning number! 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
1169 Yes! It IS obvious. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1170 It turns out that if I file for Social Security when I'm 62 I won't have to wait 10 years to make up the money I would have been paid ! 1.2800 0.05400 125 100 15 10
1171 Well Hallelujah! I found the 11,780 votes! 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1172 I know what’s wrong with the printer! 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1173 If only you could divide by zero! 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1174 Based on my calculations, this smock makes me look fat. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1175 When you fired me, you told me to 'do the math.' Well, here's the math. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1176 Can you believe I solved this? And without a ladder? 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
1177 This calculation that you've been working on for the last year is brilliant, but I've got an app for that. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1178 I finally created it! I’ll name it Barbie! 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
1179 We are replacing all the blackboards with whiteboards. Sorry about that. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1180 Too Late ! I solved it ! 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1181 You had the veggie wrap and iced tea, plus tip - $23.49. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1182 42! 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
1183 It's true! The light does go out when the refrigerator door is closed. 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
1184 The shortest route from Penn Station to Madison Sq. Garden in 5 o'clock traffic. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1185 I'm figuring out my long-term health car options. 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
1186 Wait, I just need a few more minutes. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1187 Do you have anything to add? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1188 I swear I wrote your phone number on here somewhere. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1189 Professor, your wife just called. She said to remind you to carry the 2. 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
1190 They may not give me tenure, but at least I'll get more chalk! 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1191 Tell Elon we still don't know what X is. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1192 How do you swipe up? 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1193 Okay, I finally figured out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp which led me to knowing who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, but I'm still working on who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop 1.2786 0.05076 140 112 17 11
1194 The customer wanted a matte wallpaper, not a math wallpaper. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1195 I worked out the formula for world peace but now I can't find it! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1196 Wait! Are we just a regurgitated Gary Larson?! 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1197 It's a theory that explains how my cat can be alive or dead or essentially indifferent to my observations about its status. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1198 Well, it's NOT 42! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1199 Higgins! I’ve discovered the secret to carpal tunnel syndrome! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1200 Never mind. I rebooted, and that fixed it. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1201 Can you put this in Excel? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1202 Einstein was wrong! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1203 You’re entering a world of pain. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1204 I’m trying to decide if Bitcoin is too complicated. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1205 I've finally figured out how much dry spaghetti to put in the pot for two people! 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1206 Great news, Schrodinger!!! The cat is alive! 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1207 Cute, but can you fold a fitted sheet? 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1208 I figured out why my wife left me! 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
1209 Hurry up with that chalk before I forget how to solve this equation! 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
1210 It turns out it's you, not me! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1211 Quick! I can never remember... Does the "less than" sign point to the right or left? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1212 Look, Fred! I proved it! Climate change IS real! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1213 See? I told you it was obvious! 1.2772 0.04692 101 74 26 1
1214 Just in time to erase the board! 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1215 men trying to understand the Barbie movie 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1216 Hold up, they just changed the range of variables 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1217 Look here, I’ve consolidated it down to where even a child can figure it out. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1218 I forget where I put the answer. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1219 We're all going to die. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1220 FYI, Professor Fisher down the hall solved it in three steps. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1221 You’re right, the lab coat DOES make me smarter! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1222 And therefore I am a nerd. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1223 I’m sorry, but you forgot an X in the third line. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1224 I Really Don’t Care. Do U? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1225 The probability of someone winning this contest is 0.0000001% 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1226 You're just in time for the punch line. 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
1227 This equation proves that chalk is essential to mathematics! 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
1228 Quick! What's seven take away three? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1229 Did you check your work? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1230 Give it up, Professor. Einstein is still right. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1231 It turns out there are 51 ways to leave your lover! 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1232 The answer is not 43. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1233 You’re gonna love this... multiply the total by zero. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1234 They were out of decaf. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1235 What do you mean „it‘s a flatscreen“? 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1236 And that's why toast always falls butter-side down! 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1237 It all equals two, duh! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1238 Did you bring my ladder? 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1239 I've proven we are just line drawings in a cartoon. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1240 Can you believe it? I’m out of chalk. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1241 Hey there …do you have a sec ? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1242 Hold that thought - I'm close to solving why someone would change the name of a widely recognizable social media brand. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1243 Must’ve been quite a party last night. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1244 Where’s the extra blackboard I ordered? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1245 We’ve been wrong all this time - it turns out that money can buy happiness! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1246 Yes but is it diverse? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1247 I'm trying to remember my passwords! 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
1248 A 15% tip on $8.35 is a dollar and a quarter! 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
1249 Do you recall where we left off?" 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1250 This is more interesting than writing “I will not chew gum in class.” 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1251 Is there a symbol for "Magic Eight Ball"? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1252 It balanced! 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1253 Professor says I have to write this 99 more times for calling Einstein a dope. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1254 Quick, go find Mat Damon. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1255 I finally figured out my password! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1256 I think that sums it up 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1257 I've lost 'x'! 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1258 I’ve solved it. The egg came first. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1259 I just finished solving why you should leave. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1260 I need to change something at the top. Bring the 20-foot ladder back. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1261 I'm certain it is conclusive, but I forgot about what. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1262 "E still equals MC squared! 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1263 I just lost my train of thought. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1264 I have solved the fitted sheet! That Nobel is as good as mine! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1265 Spot the deliberate mistake. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1266 You left out a zero 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1267 At last I’ve proven it! Space is finite. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1268 Am I being too literal? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1269 The answer is... I don't give a f**k anymore! 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1270 I really can't work out why Barbie is more popular than Oppenheimer. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1271 I forgot to carry the 2 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1272 I misplaced a decimal point last week, if I don't find it, I'll lose my research grant. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1273 Dropped a sign up there 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
1274 Surprise! 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1275 Honey, I've figured out our cable bill. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1276 When you arrive five minutes late to class... 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1277 In layman’s terms…I love you. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1278 Now, could you tell me how to put this in a spreadsheet? 1.2727 0.04178 132 98 32 2
1279 What was the question? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1280 It's just doodles. I was hoping you could find a Nobel-prize winning proof in there somewhere." 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1281 Wait, did I say “multiply?” I meant “divide”. My bad. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1282 The answer is : BARBIE! 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1283 Where's Matt Damon when ya need him, huh?! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1284 This proves how smart I am. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1285 Who buys so many bananas? 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1286 Not so fast! 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1287 Today’s topic: ‘offsides’ 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1288 Almost there! Just need one more chalkboard to prove Trump won in 2020. 1.2727 0.05279 132 107 14 11
1289 And when we solve the equation, we get the name of Elon Musk's next child. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1290 I finally figured out where I left my phone 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1291 It’s my new password. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1292 I figured my password. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1293 I hear Oppenheimer's gone Hollywood. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1294 I made an error but I can't seem to find it. 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
1295 I wrote the rest on a napkin I tossed after lunch. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1296 That's ok. I'll take it from here. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1297 I finally figured it out - Velveeta! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1298 I've finally figured out how much the billionaires owe in taxes! 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1299 Fer chrissakes, Al, where do you guys keep the erasers? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1300 Came to me in a dream. 1.2720 0.04307 125 93 30 2
1301 You are the first to notice I'm from the art department" 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1302 Pizza is here, plus the 16 ft ladder you ordered 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1303 All your students have left the lecture room. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1304 I know which line to pick at the grocery store! 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
1305 I think I figured out my password. 1.2714 0.05053 140 113 16 11
1306 Eureka! I've finally proven that you can't put pineapple on a pizza! 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1307 Did you forget to carry the one? 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1308 Have you figured out how much I owe you for lunch? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1309 It took me hours, but I think I finally figured out why six is afraid of seven. 1.2713 0.05475 129 106 11 12
1310 I solved the problem of where does time go when you step into the DMV 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1311 You calculating the new electoral college system? 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
1312 'Ah, yes! She loves me. No, wait...she loves me not! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1313 Still working on “how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop,” huh Carl?” 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1314 According to my calculation I should be able to retire once I solve this equation! 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1315 Drat, I forgot to carry the 1 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1316 We can now prove it mathematically — two plus two does equal four. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
1317 I'm switching the Xs to bluebirds. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1318 This motherfucker 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1319 I'll win the Nobel, and by the time someone figures out it's all wrong, I'll be gone! Pure genius! 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1320 The final answer is X=Twitter! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1321 I finally remembered my mother's secret recipe for the perfect pot roast. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1322 It may not be elegant, but, you’re wrong! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1323 Hey,are you responsible for the code for the bathroom? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1324 Professor, I hear rumors that the answer is 42. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1325 Huh! Did you know that black holes are the cause of lost socks in the dryer? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1326 You forgot to carry 1 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1327 Hey… so it still needs to be 280 characters 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1328 Okay nobody, and I mean nobody, drink kool-aid 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1329 I did it. I proved the Barbenhiemer hypothesis. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1330 Check out my new recipe! 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1331 We’re gonna need a bigger chalkboard! 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1332 If you have the formula for an olive, we will have created the perfect martini 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1333 If we're going to crack the user service agreement, we're going to have to get a bigger chalkboard. 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
1334 I asked AI to give me the recipe for Spam! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1335 I’ve proven it — I should have majored in English! 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1336 I think you're right. I should just google it. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1337 Something is missing, this doesn't add up. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1338 Schrödinger! Where the hell have you been? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1339 Eureka! I found Waldo! 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1340 Once I solved for x instead of y, the solution was easy. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1341 I've finally cracked the code! This is how the democrats get to a majority in the senate. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1342 The janitor just wrote this on the board and I'm trying to figure it out. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1343 I've figured out how the Kardashians managed to stay relevant all these years. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1344 A high time to run out of chalk! 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1345 I found out why the coffee was weak! 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1346 Oops! A misplaced decimal point is at the top 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1347 Where did you put the ladder? 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
1348 I've cracked it!!! The formula for cancelling Comcast Triple Play!!! 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1349 I've discovered the answer. It doesn't matter! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1350 I'm sorry Professor but this is the men's room 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1351 March 14th, of course! 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1352 Come here. You'll see the humor in this... 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1353 One thousand more, Albert! 'I will not play with formulas, I will not play with formulas.'When you finish, you may join the children at recess 1.2687 0.05314 134 110 12 12
1354 Damn! It should have been an integral, not a derivative. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1355 the solution is here. somewhere 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1356 Never mind, we figured it out. You just press “RESET.” 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1357 Get out, unless have a ladder and an eraser. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1358 I finally figured out the plot to Oppenheimer! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1359 No need for this anymore, there’s AI 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1360 Uh, you said, 'Five minutes;' it's been more like 60! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1361 Eureka...I've figured out how to win the caption contest! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1362 Yep, it's obvious. 1.2681 0.04183 138 104 31 3
1363 Weeeeee! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1364 I did it. Me, Myself, and AI. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1365 Yep--it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1366 Gadzooks! If my calculations are correct, the space/time continuum runs straight through Paducah, Kentucky! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1367 Professor Twombly-maybe it's time to give up theoretical math and persue and art career. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
1368 I’m going to need a bigger blackboard. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1369 It's obvious! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1370 Harry, oh my God, it's not the way it looks! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1371 I’ve finally completed my formula for getting a date. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1372 I still get equals 4, 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1373 Whaddaya mean, “Ask Google”? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1374 Manhattan was already taken… can we call it “Staten-Island Project?” 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1375 According to my figures,we'll need 5 pizzas for the Physics Dept's annual picnic. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1376 My God! I’ve finally figured out Inception! 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1377 The pope is Catholic, and now on to the bear. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1378 A Drag Show? I'm in! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1379 I think I’m ready to make my first foray into the stock market. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1380 my math told me you would be here. hello. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1381 . . . ergo, 1 + 1 = 2 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1382 Find Oppenheimer! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1383 Nobody cares anyway ... next time I'm just gonna guess. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1384 You’re just in time to swoop in and take the credit. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1385 Hey, look! If you take this section out, it's a recipe for Turducken! 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1386 My 6-year-old just called. That 2 in the upper left should be a 3. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1387 If I don't solve this, I'll sell it as art! 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1388 I’ve nearly figured out where our luggage ended up. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1389 I have no idea what it means but it could sell like a Pollock! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1390 Arghh! I just forgot why I called you but I know it was important. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1391 Tell Elon I found X! 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1392 Hey Molly, what’s 4x2 again? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1393 I only asked you “Do you want one lump or two?” 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1394 I have it! It's THREE teaspoons to a tablespoon! 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1395 Can’t you focus on one quadrant of the universe at a time? 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1396 Will you please ask the janitor to stop doing this every night? This is the English department. 1.2661 0.05261 124 100 15 9
1397 We need to work quickly. Sounds like Florida is about to ban critical eraser theory! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1398 You could just Google it. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1399 Figures you’d show up now. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1400 I finally worked out the recipe for the Twinkie 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1401 Come look! It's Einstein's salsa recipe. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1402 I used A.I. to make this cool wallpaper and now I'm thinking, what the hey, this might be a good time to push for tenure. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1403 I finally figured out why my first grade teacher didn't like me! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1404 These drugstore receipts are getting ridiculous. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1405 Solved. Two-and-two equals four." 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1406 I’m stumped. Call the janitor. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1407 wait! OMG have you solved the question of the existence of the Universe! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1408 Come in! You’re just in time for the Finale!! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1409 Be honest with me Johnson, do you think this nonsense will intimidate my students? 1.2656 0.04221 128 96 30 2
1410 You erased my grocery list! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1411 Einstein, Schmeinstein, God does play dice! 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1412 Look what I found on TikTok! 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1413 I am out of blackboard! 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1414 Relax! It's just Bidenomics made simple. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1415 Wrong, again! 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1416 Dang, I'm stuck in a metaphysical cul-de-sac. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1417 Oh - is it time to change our password again? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1418 You're right on time! 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1419 I've done it. I've figured out how to cancel my gym membership. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1420 It’s the bank. You’re overdrawn. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1421 You can stop. I figured out the tip. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1422 Honey, come quick! I figured out how to pay for the kids' college! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1423 It must be done! I have no more room! 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1424 The last Professor was taller. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1425 We’re going to need a bigger blackboard. I mean board. Can I say blackboard? Please don’t cancel me. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1426 I’m loving our new wallpaper! 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1427 Still easier than agreeing who owed what on last night's restaurant bill 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1428 I’ve been crunching the numbers all night and I still can’t figure out why my wife is mad at me! 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1429 What did Google come up with? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1430 As I thought, your share of the lunch bill is $11.83 after tip 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1431 I love it when my class tries to take notes. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1432 It's simple. I just removed all the black that didn't belong there. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1433 Come quick, I figured out how to get Taylor Swift tickets! 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1434 I’m here to take all the credit 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1435 There’s no man in the world who can solve this. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1436 Quick, what’s three plus two? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1437 You think because my name is Siri I have the answers to everything? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1438 Guess what? The neck bone IS connected to the head bone! 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1439 Quick, let me stand on your shoulders, I have to change an equation. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1440 None of this would be necessary if you'd just learned your nine-times table. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1441 OK - If you leave the tip, we'll be even. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1442 Welcome, we’re just getting started! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1443 Wait! It should be \root(3) in the first line! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1444 It's going to be OK. Sam's bringing a ladder so you can change that delta to a gamma. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1445 If my calculations are correct, you should be coming through that door just about now… 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1446 Your wife called, she wanted me to remind you to carry the 1. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1447 It took me all night, but I have proven with mathematical certainty that doing math equations is unequivocally the most boring way to spend an evening. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
1448 You've made me lose my train of thought! 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1449 Q.E.D. Lunch is on you. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1450 I said, no peeking! 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1451 I’ve been hacked! 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1452 Yes, but is it math? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1453 Quick, go buy a Powerball ticket! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1454 I’m a woman in STEM, not a woman in neat handwriting, Kevin. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1455 Let’s erase it so we can clap the erasers! 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1456 So is it a recession or inflation? 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1457 I need another chalk. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1458 Misleading the algorithm!! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1459 It works, let’s do another , that’s so fun ! 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1460 Turns out, there IS a Santa Clause! 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1461 Don’t tell anyone, but the janitor wrote this. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1462 I confirmed today is in fact Monday! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1463 Yes, there is a God! 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1464 Great chalk! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1465 Give me a minute! I have almost figured out how Starbucks gets away with charging $5.25 for a small coffee. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1466 You forgot the order of operations again. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1467 Come quickly, Mr. Watson. I just proved that 44 million people think AI is A1 Sauce. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1468 If only there were room to add a conclusion. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1469 Cognitive Diversity 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1470 Still trying to figure whether or not you tipped the IHOP waitress more than fifteen percent, Albert? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1471 I'm not exactly sure what it prooves. 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
1472 I figured out why drivers don't use their blinkers! 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1473 I’ve found the solution, now if I could only find the problem. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1474 It's almost too easy. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1475 ok, I figured out how much each person owes for dinner last week 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1476 I was this close to having it solved but I ran out of blackboard space. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1477 It's not what it looks like! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1478 I’m halfway there! Can you get me another blackboard? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1479 This blackboard ain't big enough for both of us. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1480 I’ve discovered why the chicken crossed the road! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1481 And that's why I'm allergic to tuna fish. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1482 I'll erase it before we put up the movie. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1483 I got it! The cookies need one cup of butter, not two!! 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1484 Relax, these are just the warm-ups before we dive into today's class material. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1485 Eureka! I've found X!" "Bad news, buddy, Elon Musk beat you to it. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1486 I added milk to the list. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1487 I remember now, it's "password1". 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1488 This could have been an email 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1489 How can I understand all this math but not my wife's brain? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1490 I added more of those squiggly lines for you. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1491 A wife's explanation of the mistakes her husband makes. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1492 I knew I could count on you. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1493 Henderson, I finally figured it out! Time equals fifty-two dollars! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1494 Turns out, the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1495 I've finished my analysis. I'll have the pastrami on rye. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1496 Sometimes,I wish you would just trust me. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1497 I’m setting up my two-factor authentication 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1498 We'll need to put this on the big board. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1499 You still don’t look like Matt Damon. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1500 I think it will make a GREAT jigsaw puzzle. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1501 I have solved why hot dogs and buns aren’t sold in the same quantities! 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1502 It's simple! The more complicated it is, the more they won't understand, and the more money they'll invest 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1503 You’re not going to believe this, but one plus one does NOT equal two! 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1504 May I have a secant of your time? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1505 Eureka! I've finally balanced my checkbook to within 2 standard deviations 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1506 You were right. It is raining outside. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1507 Does that include the tip? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1508 I told you there was an ‘x’ missing. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1509 I hope you don't mind. I multiplied it by 7. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1510 Finally! I used up all the chalk! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1511 Never mind. We’re just going to order a pizza. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1512 I hate to admit you are right. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1513 Watson, come quickly! I think I've finally solved why hotdogs come in packages of eight and buns come in packages of six! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1514 I finally figured out what she meant by “it’s fine”. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1515 Well if you wanted a simple solution you should have given me a smaller chalkboard 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1516 .....and make it a venti 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1517 God IS Dog spelled backwards! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1518 Quick! Take a picture! 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1519 This accurately calculates how much to tip when you order take out 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1520 Time equals money! 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1521 Jones, quick! I've done it! I've filled the entire space on the board with numbers and symbols! 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1522 Welcome to my universe! 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
1523 I hate that janitor. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1524 You're just in time. I've almost figured out how Trump could've won Georgia. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1525 I’ve just discovered the theory of mismatched socks! 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1526 Quick, get more chalk before we forget where we're at. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1527 I solved it using the New York Times Easy Friday Crossword Clues! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1528 Mom is right...again! 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1529 It may be beautiful, but you still have to erase it. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1530 The ladies calculated it correctly, stop checking it. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1531 Scientist? No, I'm just the janitor here. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
1532 No solution to Earth's problems so let's head for Mars. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1533 Wait, change of plan... 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1534 91% chance lab coats will finally be “in” this season! 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1535 I need 5 more minutes 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1536 Never mind. I got the answer from Alexa. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1537 Has my second chalkboard arrived? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1538 Come in Bob, just finished balancing my checkbook. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1539 The answer is "we're all screwed." 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1540 Until the bigger board arrives, this is unsolvable. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1541 What did X stand for again? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1542 Graffiti! Do you think it was the math majors or football team? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1543 You’re just in time to take credit. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1544 My wife said we're running low on formula. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1545 The janitor solved it! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1546 I'm coming. I'll Google the solution later. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1547 This formula proves that algebra is useless after all! 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
1548 Eureka! A formula that tricks Americans into watching soccer! 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1549 I MUST verify my result! Did you bring the woodchuck? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1550 Yeah, bombs are cool and all but maybe we should take a break and go see Barbie. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1551 I have finally proven why toast always lands butter side down 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1552 AI did WHAT? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1553 Stop me if you've heard this one before. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1554 I did it! I proved that Sheldon Cooper was wrong! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1555 Almost ran out of room, but a little helium under the robe did the trick! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1556 Oh good, you are here. What’s seven times eight? 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1557 One last time Victoria,it's either me or the Big Bang. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1558 The end is near! 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1559 Ah, perfect timing. I've just figured out how to cancel our cable service! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1560 I’ve done it! I’ve solved the ultimate conundrum, cake or Pi. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1561 According to my calculations, I should watch Barbie second. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
1562 Simply put, that’s the answer.” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1563 Yes, the world will end in 2017. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1564 Too formulaic? 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1565 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1566 Sure, but it still doesn’t explain who let the dogs out! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1567 Turns out, the answer’s in the back of the book Sheryl! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1568 Oops, sorry Miss Adams, I’ll erase the board ready for your class. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1569 Eureka! I've discovered what's wrong with the Mets! 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1570 I told you 2 plus 2 equals 4 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1571 Taking into account the infinite number of simultaneous possibilities and that should put her walking in the door right about - now! 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1572 Eureka! I have just computed how to get my health insurance to pay my last bill! 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1573 Never mind prof- fly speck on the scope lense. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1574 It's...(snickers)...Chalk-full. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1575 Edna, that old computer that filled half the basement was right, we should count the chalk when submitting our inventory. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1576 "Peace in the Middle East!" 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1577 I knew we should have asked for separate checks. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1578 No matter what it's full of—It doesn't have the look of complete BS at all! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1579 I love you this much. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1580 Yes of course! Six of one is the same as half a dozen of the other! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1581 I knew the answer would be 1. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1582 But your result was an assumption. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1583 Don’t ask me how I got up there 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1584 Negative numbers are so confusing that I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1585 Give me a minute; I'm this close to finding Waldo. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1586 By God, YOLO is, in fact, true! 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
1587 I finally derived a complete quantum-mechanical description of the universe - now let’s find out where I left my keys. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1588 Like I said: simple 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1589 I know our wedding anniversary date is somewhere in here. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1590 How bout them apples, huh?! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1591 Gaslighting in STEM 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1592 TwitterX just doesn't add up! 1.2555 0.04863 137 111 17 9
1593 I told you it was obvious! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1594 Clean the board before you leave. Another class is coming in now. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1595 Yay! Finally got the right temperatures for the sous vide. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1596 It's true. Size, in fact, does matter. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1597 umm, no, that's just the question... 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1598 It's a mnemonic device, to help me remember my anniversary. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1599 This proves the dress was blue and black! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1600 Ive finally figured it out! Cats are just dicks." 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1601 Nothing artificial about it- I'm intelligent! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1602 This should sell for a fortune, it’s better than Twombly! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1603 Let me know when you’ve got a minute, I have one quick question” 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1604 This is it, Richards. That blasted cat IS dead! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1605 I've either solved it or run out of space - either way, it's all good. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1606 Professor Thumb, I have finally proven your rule. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1607 According to my calculations, you aren't due for another 7 minutes. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1608 Eureka! Blueberry pi. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1609 Eureka! Now I can operate the tv remote! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1610 Dude, that atomic wedgie was 37 years ago. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1611 The answer is black and white. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1612 Oh for heaven's sake, Roscoe. It's just I before E except after C, or when sounded as A as in neighbor and weigh! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1613 You're just in time; I think I've solved the "Hokey Pokey" 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1614 I’ve got it. The new Sudoku.” 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1615 You’re overthinking this. All I asked for was to lower the toilet seat once you’re done. It’s not rocket science. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1616 I told you not to start without me! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1617 'I knew it! That tip was 25 cents too much!' 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1618 This proves I'm not on the autism spectrum! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1619 You owe me 30 cents. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1620 I found who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1621 Eureka! a solution in need of a problem! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1622 “We’re out of chalk? Noooooooo!” 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1623 Pardon professor ...I don't mean to break your line of thought 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1624 Wouldn't E=mc2 be just fine? 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1625 Fuck I have no idea of any of this means, I’m never doing shrooms again 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1626 Who knew balancing my checkbook could be so hard? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1627 Wait! Stop! You're going to have to change the entire equation! The JWST just discovered that the universe is TWICE as old as we thought it was! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1628 It’s really quite simple. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1629 So actually it turns out we might just have an ice-cube’s chance in hell 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1630 Yes! It IS trivial. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1631 Is it finally time for a math joke!? 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1632 You forgot the "equals" sign! 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1633 In conclusion,we should have leftovers for dinner tonight. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1634 DAMN, Now I'll have to start over! 1.2535 0.04838 142 116 16 10
1635 You're just in time! Uh, oh ... I just lost my train of thought." 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1636 I've just discovered why I don't have any friends! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1637 I just realized that none of this matters. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1638 Does this make sense to you? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1639 According to my calculations, we should go to lunch. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1640 Here it is, proof that I need a hobby! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1641 Eureka! I finally cracked the recipe for Coca Cola. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1642 It's not all black and white. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1643 Wait! It was already solved. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1644 Not you, Oppy! We need Barbie in here NOW! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1645 Don’t you ever knock? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1646 My lunch order is at the bottom right. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1647 And we’re out of milk. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1648 Any closer to working out why our CEO is paid so much? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1649 FINALLY! I've figured out how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1650 Yes, I’ll go out with him. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1651 I've nearly got an answer, but I forgot the question. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1652 By Jove, I don't think I've got it! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1653 Good news, I just forgot to carry the 1! 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1654 Sorry, Professor, but the sample group reveals that there is no market for blue ketchup after all. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1655 The solution is six. Just six. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1656 Ahh, the solution to Schrödinger's Door. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1657 Ah yes, I figured out what I want for lunch! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1658 Yeah, I turned it over and, voila, the answer was already written out on the back side. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1659 "Hans, you screwed up your time-card again." 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1660 Here's your mistake, one plus one does not equal three. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1661 I'll be done in another 8,479.62 hours. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1662 What’s most impressive is that you reached the top. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1663 What's nine times six? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1664 I've solved the riddle of what goes on in Donald Trump's head. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1665 What has happened to our window? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1666 A simpler way is E=mc^2 1.2521 0.04172 119 90 28 1
1667 Gagosian offered 4 million 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1668 It’s a breakthrough, I figured out why we run out of chalk! 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1669 I've calculated down to the second how long it's going to take you to clean this blackboard 1.2521 0.04172 119 90 28 1
1670 I knew it. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1671 Do you remember which is the password for Netflix? 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1672 « Turns out that you just needed to pull the door » 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1673 I forgot what problem we were working on. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1674 How do you like the new password? 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1675 ...and Bob's your uncle. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1676 Damn the order of operations. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1677 I was trying to draw a doggy. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1678 I did it! A simple formula for happiness! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1679 The egg came first. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1680 About that zero on the fifth floor, go back and un-carry it. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
1681 I've developed an anti aging formula for may flies. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1682 Help! I made a mistake. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1683 Eureka! I've finally discovered the formula for longer-lasting chalk. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1684 Quick! What is the first thing that pops into your mind when you see this? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
1685 I know my password is here somewhere. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1686 Four. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1687 Look, there's no right answer to this... let's just go with pepperoni. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1688 Got a minute? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1689 Great news Jenkins ! I’ve just discovered what I want for lunch ! 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1690 You can leave now, Bart. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1691 Oh no! Now I forgot where I was and I’ll have to start over. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1692 Please professor, it’s time to wrap it up. The students left for the summer weeks ago. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1693 I’m one step closer to mastering the female orgasm! 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1694 I've got it! The perfect Martini 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1695 I've done it! A complex, mathematically correct formula that proves absolutely nothing. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1696 I got it...! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1697 Eureka! I've found the formula to explain air fares. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1698 It's called 'mathsplaining.'" 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1699 I was right all along! Pineapple does not belong on pizza! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1700 This is not the wallpaper pattern I ordered! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1701 It either explains the meaning of life or it’s a recipe for the perfect cup of coffee. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1702 At that point, it becomes conscious. I think. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1703 So now DeSantis says I have to put all this on a whiteboard instead? 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1704 I solved it! See? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1705 Go find Will Hunting! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1706 It seems you were right Hudson, 1.25 and one half does equal 7/4ths 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1707 Eureka. I know what women want. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1708 Congratulations, Professor: in one place, all the mathematical gibberish needed for a generation of cartoonists! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1709 Look at me! I'm Matt Damon! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1710 I still don’t know what I’m going to eat for dinner tonight! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1711 Quick! Get me another blackboard! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1712 I got it! X is just X. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1713 I couldn't sleep 1.2500 0.04388 108 82 25 1
1714 I got Wordle in two! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1715 She wants proof that I'm always right. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1716 So, do we exist? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1717 Do you think Barbie will be impressed? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1718 If you stand really close it’s just a bunch of random dots. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1719 Or I could watch the movie Oppenheimer. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1720 I've figured out how he fooled half the country ! 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1721 Behold, the grand unified theory!" "You forgot to carry the one. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1722 Who in the hell is Cy Twombly? 1.2500 0.05757 104 86 10 8
1723 Does anyone remember simple math? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1724 I’ve almost figured out how we can get everything done each day. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1725 Alright, I’m pretty sure we can use our health insurance to pay for your surgery! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1726 Museum Quality Math 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1727 We were wrong. It’s 41! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1728 Janice, I’ve proved it! There was enough room for Jack on the door. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1729 and this work guarantees that they’ll make a movie about me too. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1730 I figured women out. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
1731 I've figured out exactly how much sugar to put in my coffee! 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1732 Does this gibberish make my brain look big? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1733 Well, I’ll be damned. The answer really is 42!” 1.2481 0.03908 133 101 31 1
1734 It's four, Bob. Two plus two equals four. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1735 Did you remember to bring the eraser? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1736 Hold on, I am almost done with my taxes” 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1737 Get Oppenheimer on the phone and tell him I finally figured how to make my wife happy! 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1738 You're just in time for my realization that I don't know what I'm doing! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1739 Can you please go find me an X? 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1740 Behold, the lyrics to ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’ 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1741 No, it should be one teaspoon, not one tablespoon! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1742 What were you thinking? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1743 Have you seen my permanent marker? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1744 Oh no, who gave him a piece of chalk again? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1745 The answer is zero. All of this work was for nothing. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1746 See? It is rocket science. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1747 Don't worry, Dr. Oppenheimer, Barbie got the message, and she is coming over as quickly as she can to help you out. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1748 It was only a simple question, a yes or no answer would have been sufficient. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1749 The chaotic jumble of math expressions (few equations) testifies to the poor understanding of mathematics by New Yorker cartoonists/editors/readers. Funny? I don't think so. I find it sad. 1.2478 0.05696 113 95 8 10
1750 I can afford the pumpkin latte after all! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1751 I have solved equality! Turns out that equal is equal. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1752 Parent helping their sixth grader with math homework! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1753 A ladder,how else? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1754 You can figure out the tip amount once we get to dinner. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1755 Come in Jensen. I’ve just proven that the Earth actually does not exist. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1756 I'm with the cleaning crew. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1757 Your theory checks out. We ARE frozen in time in a single panel comic. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1758 I finally figured out what my son’s first year of college is gonna cost me! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1759 Did you forget Oppenheimer's phone number again? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1760 I’ve almost figured out how the calculate adjunct pay. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1761 I solved it! It was Professor Plum in the study with a candle stick." 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1762 Or we could split the check 50/50. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1763 This equation proves that pineapple DOES belong on pizza! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1764 I cannot find the secret of the universe. It's here somewhere. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1765 Never mind. The AI figured it out. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1766 Frank,my peer,I don’t give a damn. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1767 It looks complicated, but the answer was simple! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1768 I think I forgot Step 2 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1769 Right here I'm putting in: miracle occurs 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1770 Now I just have to carry the one. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1771 There wasn't any chalk, but I found a roll of Smarties in my pocket. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1772 Get it? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1773 I swear I'm almost done 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1774 I figured out the problem. We need a god damn ladder. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1775 NO! Stop trying to finish my sentences! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1776 The darn thing was upside down! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1777 Uh Oh, up there in the northwest quadrant, you multiplied when you were supposed to add. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1778 And that’s how we’re related. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1779 Wow, I think I’ve found the 11,000 missing votes! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1780 I've discovered why I'm still single! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1781 Steve for the Nth time, I DO love you! Please come home and sleep. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1782 I just love making chalkboard angels in freshly drawn formulae! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1783 Quick, give me a random number between 1 and 271,923,864. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1784 Come in, Professor - I'm not sure what I've just proved, but I trust you'll agree it's irrefutable. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1785 So, have you figured out where we are going to lunch? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1786 Well whaddaya know, 2 + 2 does equal 4! 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1787 Help me find my one mistake 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1788 Finally I found the mystery of why we exist. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1789 I've figured out what show I should be watching on Netflix. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1790 What do you think of my new Zoom backdrop? 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1791 Help me here. What does a woman want? 1.2459 0.05246 122 101 12 9
1792 I probably need to start over. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1793 It’s a recipe for pudding. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1794 Do you have an eraser? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1795 Don't you just love our new timesheet? 1.2458 0.05238 118 97 13 8
1796 I still can't work out why Barbie is more popular than Oppenheimer 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1797 I forgot how to spell Fibonacci. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1798 - What’s the problem? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1799 Class has just ended. Don't worry. You can come back next week for our weekly lessons on your child's Common Core math homework. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1800 I think I understand my congressional district lines! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1801 Don’t overthink it too much, no is no 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1802 I'm trying to make it harder to "mansplain" 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1803 "You made it! I think I got it! Did you bring more chalk?" 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1804 According to common core math, 2+2 does equal 4. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1805 Elon liked it so much he’s gonna name his kid or his company after it! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1806 I’ve finally done it. This explains how they get the caramel in the Caramilk candy bar! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1807 Give me a sec. I promised Goldberg I’d jot down my recipe for macaroni and cheese. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1808 I’m trying to figure out today’s Wordle! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1809 Well I'll be darned. It turns out a woodchuck can't chuck any wood at all. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1810 Hey Steve. Hope it’s OK. I’m creating a simplified version of your equation. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1811 I've found the solution to getting more grant money." 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1812 I know how we can split the tab for your bachelorette party. 1.2455 0.04320 110 84 25 1
1813 Next, we hope to fold fitted sheets. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1814 No, I haven't solved it, but wouldn't it make a nifty wallpaper pattern for the study? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1815 I finally figured out why I don't have friends. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1816 So is that a Yes or a No? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1817 Ah, just in time. I’ve finally found the solution to Netflix’s password sharing crackdown. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1818 Where is the “enter” button? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1819 I'm in the wrong classroom?! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1820 It started out as a simple summer gazpacho. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1821 Turns out X is a social media site 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1822 It’s just decorative. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1823 I just proved that the center of the universe is me. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1824 I didn’t come back here to have you mansplain my own theory to me, John. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1825 I think I figured out the seating for the wedding reception. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1826 You’re just in time! Let’s head out to lunch. The secretly brilliant janitor will come by to finish this up in ten. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1827 Password successfully hidden! 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1828 I think I've almost figured out where we should go for dinner. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1829 Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick!! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1830 Just keeping track of my frequent flyer miles. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1831 What the fu- 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1832 Don't solve for x! It's trademarked! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1833 And the Nobel Prize for interrupting goes to you!” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1834 It’s not too late!! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1835 Do not sneeze! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1836 I've got it! According to my calculations, the hot dog is a sandwich! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1837 Hi! I'm death. I can't wait for you to finish... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1838 It’s FLAT it really is FLAT! 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1839 Still no budget for erasers? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1840 What do you mean I can’t use ‘X’ anymore? You can’t just copyright ‘X’! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1841 You the Oppenheimer wannabe? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1842 There is a God! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1843 Someone pulled an all-nighter... 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1844 Am Just Good will Hunting ! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1845 I can't find Waldo! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1846 Oh my God, I am on the brink of solving the mystery of existence and I have run out of blackboard! 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1847 I just finished making up my new password. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1848 I’ve almost worked out what she meant when she said “I’m fine!” 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1849 I told you it would turn out to be something simple. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1850 You asked the MATH CLUB to design our new MURAL?? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1851 My conclusion is that global gravity is a hoax 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1852 The meaning of Life is 42? 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1853 Please, shut the door before the dogma runs out! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1854 Make sure the black and white areas take up the same amount of space 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1855 This new AI blackboard is great, it just solved the gravitational force equation and gave me the winning number for next week's lottery. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1856 I finally finished my new Zoom background. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1857 Based on these projections, you can’t retire just yet. 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1858 And look: no A-I. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1859 Yes, finally! the meaning of life. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1860 Now I need to start all over. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1861 See? It’s so black and white! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1862 Professor, there's an app for that. 1.2435 0.05326 115 95 12 8
1863 After all that, x=1? 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1864 TV looks good on this wall but can you help with the Quick Setup menu? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1865 I stand corrected. The only thing you can count on, is death and taxes. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1866 Oh, you know, the usual… eigenvalues 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1867 And when you step back and blur your eyes a little, it looks like a bunch of ants running around! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1868 Sounds crazy, but x is your mama. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1869 OK- if you take pi and cut it right down the center, then give one half away, you are left with one half pi. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1870 >%$)#&, Professor! Your study of The Profane looks to be monumental. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1871 I can prove that I'm no good at higher math! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1872 Oh, honey, I think I’ve almost figured out what I want for dinner… 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1873 13.8 billion years since the last work accident. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1874 3.14159265359 3.14159265359 3.14159265359 - WAIT!" 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
1875 The formula for Love works out to Zero. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1876 At last, a proof for why everything has shrunk but the blackboard! 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1877 Hurry Oppenheimer! They want to make a movie about this! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1878 Fred we are leaving for Barbie in 10 minutes. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1879 A ladder? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1880 Of course this is purely theoretical at the moment! 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1881 Remember when you said I was too pedantic? I think I can prove that you're wrong! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1882 What’s the square root of four again? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1883 AI could probably have done it faster 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1884 How to get shampoo and conditioner to run out at the same time. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1885 Don't worry, the part where this wallpaper cuts short will be covered with a nice wood paneling. 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
1886 Glen, it's just gibberish. Go empty the trash. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1887 I've finally done it! I covered the whole blackboard with insignificant equations. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1888 Where were we? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1889 I was toying with the Fibonacci Sequence and stumbled upon the Barbenheimer Paradox! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1890 So this PROVES Trump won the election? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1891 According to my calculations you're 4.321 minutes late. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1892 The next class need the blackboard 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1893 bad news.....i checked everywhere, we're all out of chalk 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1894 I am missing a vowel. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1895 I did it! I proved that Occam's Razor is incorrect! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1896 Yep. It's my theory of really, REALLY special relativity. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1897 Now if only I could figure out what any of this means… 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1898 Voilà, the formula for simplicity. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1899 Can't we just go to see "Oppenheimer " instead? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1900 ... and 7x 9 is 63, and 8x9 is.. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1901 The bad news is you made a sign mistake. The goods news is you made it an even number of times. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1902 Try THIS in a small town!" 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1903 Have you yet determined when to have lunch? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1904 Hi, Professor Pollock! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1905 And that proves a stitch in time indeed saves 9.0 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1906 I've done it! I've finally discovered the meaning of Bidenomics. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1907 I seem to have lost track of time. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1908 The solution to ending all wars ended up being treating others with kindness after-all. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1909 You're just in time to watch me make my last doodle and sign it. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1910 Great! You are here, Remind me again, What is Pi? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1911 We’re going to need a bigger eraser! 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1912 And to think they fired me for a computer. Those fools!" 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1913 I got it! Tom Brady may come back next year. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1914 the order for take out is clearly noted 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1915 I can't decide between E=MC2 and E+MC3. What do you think? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1916 I've figured out how that sock gets lost in the dryer. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1917 I did it, George, I did it! I proved that two plus two equals four! 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1918 I think I've finally worked out what we should do for dinner. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1919 So, your share of the lunch bill is ... 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1920 AHH, I ought to have known it would be a simple solution. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1921 Never mind, Dr. Oppenheimer--Japan has surrendered! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1922 This haiku thing has me stumped. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1923 Can’t we just split the bill evenly? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1924 How do youspell OPPENHEIMER? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1925 I decided on a restaurant! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1926 I’ve come to help you think outside the box! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1927 E equals M C Hammer! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1928 Call MOMA, I'm ready to install! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1929 I’ve jotted down these detailed notes so you’ll get my lunch order right, for once. 1.2407 0.05403 108 89 12 7
1930 Y is 11, I tell you! 11! 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1931 I can't find where I wrote my password. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1932 This one's from ChatGPT. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1933 I've just proved that artificial intelligence is not artificial! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1934 Look what the James Webb brought into focus! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1935 I finally know how to seat all the guests at the wedding! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1936 I mathematically proved cocaine and chalk is a helluva thing! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1937 So Where's Waldo? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1938 So no more than twenty angels ... or thirty if they're doing the waltz 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1939 Tell Mr. Musk the answer is not X, rather the question is “Why?” 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1940 I've got everyone's lunch order. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1941 It's my phone's passcode. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1942 It started with M+C =love, but then it got complicated. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1943 It’s simple, just follow these instructions! 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1944 I think I figured ou the Arab-Israeli thing 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1945 You see? Black Lives really do Matter! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1946 So it’s $19 each, but Jamie only owes $8 because she just had the nachos. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1947 The light switch is to your right. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1948 Welcome to Algebra 1! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1949 It’s just a lunch order, Carl. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1950 Eureka! The perfect background for our Instagram pop-up! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1951 We're finally ready to submit our return to the IRS. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1952 I was solving for X. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1953 Six! The answer is six! 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1954 They just replied, ‘K’ 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1955 Look! I just simplified my theory! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1956 I finally understand Inception! You forgot to carry the one 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1957 Mmm... more cowbell?! 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1958 Come this way, Professor, the ambulance is here. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1959 EUREKA! At long last, I solved... uhm, uh, uhm, I forgot what the question was... 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1960 E=MC2blahblahblah #newyorkercaptioncontest 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1961 I knew that automatic tip at the restaurant was wrong! 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1962 You left your car running again. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1963 Quick! Tell Elon the answer is "X". 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1964 If a woman was working on this she'd have been done hours ago and be working on the next problem. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1965 More chalk please. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1966 Schroedinger's cat is in here somewhere. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1967 I’ll be gone for two days.These are my passwords for wi-fi and netflix. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1968 At last! The formula for faster than light travel…or really good potato salad. I forget now. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1969 Did you bring the eraser? I need to start over. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1970 I invented the wheel! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1971 The earth is definitely heating up. Or not, I’m not sure. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1972 I found it! The definition of 'woke'. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1973 Your husband called 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1974 Dr. Sanders! It appears the hokey pokey IS what it's all about! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1975 Quick, Franklin, what’s 6 x 7 again? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1976 I got tired of macrame. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1977 I’ve finally done it! I have calculated the velocity of an African swallow carrying a coconut to England! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1978 Yes! And a pickle on the side 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1979 As you can see, I have finally developed a short-cut. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1980 Don't come any closer - I just farted. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1981 Crap. I’ve just computed that I didn’t order enough wallpaper for the entire room. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1982 Let me guess, 42? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1983 And over here, a sign that says, “Live, Laugh, Love.” 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1984 I forgot to carry the "2" again! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1985 I’ve got it! There are 32 tablespoons in a pint. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1986 Wha-ah-t? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1987 I forgot why I did this. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1988 Jackson Pollack says he has a better idea and its a lot faster. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1989 Who took my eraser? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1990 Now where was I?" 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1991 What gorgeous wallpaper! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1992 WE won! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1993 Abstract Expressionism, I think I've figured it out. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1994 And that’s why you shouldn’t go for two points before the fourth quarter! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1995 I think it's beginning to make sense. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1996 Did you carry the one? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1997 You were right! I don’t owe money to the IRS. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1998 Hey! I figured you'd show up! 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
1999 Surprise ! The chicken came before the egg! 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2000 I’ve done it! I finally figured out why some people actually like the taste of brussel sprouts! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2001 It's true, pie can be square! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2002 Finally! The perfect comeback for that argument 10 years ago. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2003 I’ve finally figured out how to steal credit for your work! 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2004 So, did you work out if you're coming or not? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2005 I was RIGHT! The jets DO have a chance to make the playoffs! 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2006 Hi, Jones. Have you seen my ladder? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2007 We just missed a decimal point! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2008 Let’s ask Chat GPT instead. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2009 Actually,as it turns out,under some circumstances,2+2 does equal 5. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2010 I’ve got a big problem. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2011 This is how you get a like. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2012 Shut the door, they're all moving around! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2013 The paradox of the socks with sandals theorem remains unsolved. 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
2014 Quick! Help me erase this and stop Oppenheimer. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2015 This is the best vacation ever. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2016 I accidentally wrote p-i-e and now our grand unification equation says it’s lunchtime. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2017 My arms are much longer than they look. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2018 Watson - I’ve just experienced the most amazing quantum entanglement phenomenon! 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2019 It turns out, we DID start the fire! 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2020 Donuts?! The calculated meaning of life can't be donuts. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2021 Did you take the ladder? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2022 I have discovered the formula to rid the world of chalk. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2023 You’re just in time! I’m having a symbolic crisis. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
2024 We need that number NOW, Ellen! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2025 Is it art, or am I supposed to solve it? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2026 Eureaka! I just found the equals sign. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2027 See! easy peasy... 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2028 I thought you said, "don't worry it's not rocket science." 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2029 I put 2 and 2 together! The answer is 4! 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
2030 Don't bother with theory, we ran the experiment instead 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2031 The Barbie marketing team figuring out how to be everything everywhere all at once. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2032 I have some good news and bad news. AI just solved it. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2033 Definitely Barbie then Oppenheimer. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2034 The Universe called. They want their meaning back. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2035 Correct…but the world is still burning. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2036 As you see, I've proven black matters live. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2037 I’ve run out of chalk! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2038 A breakthrough, I figured out how to order at Starbucks! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2039 What's the opposite of "Eureka" ? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2040 I've worked it out: we definitely should see 'Barbie' first. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2041 Wait, what's this emoji doing here? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2042 ChatGPT on the line again. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2043 'I think i've found the clitoris ' 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2044 Ok, Mr. Stevens… time for your meds. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
2045 It's forty *three*! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2046 I had it. Now I have to start over. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2047 Hey, I've been doodling for hours, waiting for you!" 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2048 I've done it! I discovered the equation for how to calculate the worth of airline reward miles!! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2049 Yeah, it's definite. X was the wrong rebrand for Twitter. 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2050 I've just realized I'm insane 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2051 I have the solution to something, I just can't remember what! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2052 One plus one does equal three! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2053 Sorry, honey, I had to clean a spot. Do you remember what was there? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2054 That's just for one Taylor Swift ticket. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2055 Yes! I’ve finally solved it! The answer is to live, laugh AND love!” 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2056 At last! I've determined the extent of a box of chalk. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2057 I’ve finally proven that math sucks! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2058 I've just been working out 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2059 Screw it. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2060 I'm happy to mansplain for you. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2061 I did the first draft on my driveway. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2062 Now it’s clear. You aren’t part of the problem. You ARE the problem. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2063 And that’s how we solve the national deficit. 1.2358 0.05043 123 102 13 8
2064 You were right honey, it's not me, it's you! 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2065 Oh I thought you got the news. That was solved by the scientist three doors down from here two months ago. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2066 And then there were none. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2067 At I finally found the answer, but I’ve forgotten what the question was. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2068 Which X? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2069 I have determined we should order pizza 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2070 Looks like I can afford a car. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2071 All right, I give up. Where IS Waldo? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2072 I’ve run out of blackboard 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
2073 Tom Lehrer would have an embolism. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2074 OK fine, the report will say we both crossed a threshold. 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
2075 I still can’t figure how air fares are computed… 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
2076 Just send her the text man, it’s not rocket science 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2077 It took awhile, but I figured out where to go for lunch. 1.2348 0.04912 132 110 13 9
2078 and I can seat cousin Lucy next to uncle Fred! 1.2348 0.05430 115 97 9 9
2079 Tangentially speaking, it's dinner time. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2080 It’s all so simple! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2081 I can’t crack it. It must be impossible to have a good relationship with your dad. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2082 I've proven we don't exist. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2083 The voters will love these. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2084 Did you bring my chalk? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2085 I figured out how to change the time on the oven! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2086 There you are! I've finally figured out the ending of that Christopher Nolan movie. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2087 Can’t remember why I started this… 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2088 Eureka! I did it! One piece of chalk! 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2089 Eyes on your own chalkboard. 1.2347 0.04303 98 75 23 0
2090 Hey, Mike, where do we keep the ladder? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2091 Now I've figured out the question, can you figure the answer? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2092 No! That one was solved last week. You were supposed to solve the e one in Room 2. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2093 ...and a quart of milk 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
2094 I changed my mind. I brought an eraser. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2095 What a wonderful coincidence - I was just proving your theorem is garbage 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2096 After three weeks, Angela thought she'd just show Professor Martin how to find the clitoris. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2097 I’ve discovered that blackboards are finite! 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
2098 Eureka! The Grand Unified Blackboard Theory! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2099 Thanks for putting the ladder away! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2100 Please call Dr. Barbenheimer! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2101 I have finally figured out the Coca-Cola formula! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2102 I'll need the blackboard for my 2 pm class. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2103 I’ve got a big problem in here. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2104 It seems your calculations are correct: I am an asshole. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2105 I don’t get it. I come up with e=mc3 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2106 See? It is really quite simple. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2107 Hold on, I've just about got it now. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2108 Come in - I've simplified your draft! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2109 Albert, I solved it, but what was the question again? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2110 I was just figuring out the probability that you would walk in. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2111 Gibberish! For the last time, it was just a movie, stop bringing janitors in here to work on equations! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2112 Just finished the new tax code. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
2113 It took me a decade but I finally found a tragic free route through L.A.” 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2114 You are missing the zero again! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2115 I finally emptied my brain. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2116 No, I just have really long arms. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2117 I still can't figure out where she wants to go for dinner. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2118 Finally! Ready for MOMA! 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2119 I’ve done it! I’ve discovered a way to use up all the chalk! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2120 Oh yeah, PEMDAS 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2121 Damn it, Albert!! Why are your students in MY class? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2122 I have discovered a truly remarkable proof for this theorem but it turns out the blackboard still isn't big enough. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2123 Oh, AI solved it two days ago 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2124 Go ahead. Ask me how I reached the top. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
2125 I cracked Einstein's code! If E = mc2, then F = mc3, and G = mc4 and so on! Julie Hodson Niawithjulie@gmail.com 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2126 Finally, I am glad you're here. I now know what we should order for lunch. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2127 Now that I've explained the Barbenheimer Theory, just bring me that pink frame." 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2128 I haven't solved this equation yet, but I did invent anti-gravity boots so I could reach the top of the blackboard! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2129 No this is not English 101! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2130 Tell you what - why don’t I just get the tip.” 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2131 I think I've finally uncovered my cat's motivations. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2132 Fred, we solved that last week. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2133 Call the MoMA! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2134 „it works for medium seized eggs as well“ 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2135 By my calculations, we need a bigger chalkboard. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2136 You just plug in a few numbers up top and Turbotax does the rest. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2137 I had a dream I was Will in Good Will Hunting. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2138 Stop! AI has the answer. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2139 I think I’ve done it—I’ve finally figured out what women want! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2140 so I've just proven why my dropped toast always lands butter side down 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2141 “And so, we can see that…” “Hi, Professor! Did I miss anything?” 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2142 We can keep global warming below 1.5 degrees if we all live on houseboats powered by gerbils! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2143 Ta Da! Now you can figure out how I did it without a ladder!” 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2144 Just as I've found the solution, you open the door to another universe! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2145 It's Trump's fault. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2146 Carry the two and voila! God is a pizza! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2147 Eureka! I've just calculated how long till tenure kicks in! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2148 Are we still on for happy hour? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2149 Eueka, I have found the formula to understand Women! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2150 I solved it on a calculator hours ago, but this plays better on social media. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2151 I think the undergrads have been stealing my chalk aga—ah. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2152 I heard you got to the bottom of it... 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2153 Help! Help! I need an eraser. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2154 I've titled it, 'A Life Equatic'. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2155 Juanita! I have done it! I have found the solution to where socks go when they disappear to in the dryer! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2156 It can’t be solved. But the good news is we can pitch it to Elon as a new name for Twitter! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2157 Burt. So glad you’re here. Help me flip this board. I want to prove the reverse is also right. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2158 You’re right, this is a rectangle! 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
2159 It makes sense, now I wished it didn't. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2160 I hope you noticed the addition error in line one. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2161 And that’s how babies are made. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2162 Too simple, eh? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2163 Or, we can just approximate with “E = mc2 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2164 Finally, the streaming algorithm to recommend the perfect 70s Cult Classic! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2165 Barbie won! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2166 It's been done. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2167 How in the hell does X=Twitter? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2168 I’ve solved for why my wife finds me annoying. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2169 Come look at this! Not bad for someone who flunked calculus. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2170 If I had an algorithm for every time you opened that door... 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2171 Quick! Bring a ladder! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2172 lucky he was not on the Manhattan project 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2173 Still trying to work out why Trump has so many supporters and why he isn’t in jail. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2174 I finally remembered my password. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2175 Eureka! I've solved the problem of making bird feeders squirrel proof! 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2176 I just figured out how to get to Barbieland 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2177 Mr. Nolan, I think I finally got the plot of TENET 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2178 I've confirmed: no ketchup on a Chicago dog. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2179 I think I’ve just proven that Will Hunting wasn’t a genius after all. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2180 X" DOES mark the spot! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2181 It’s no Shakespeare, but I think we can still get published. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2182 Why belabor the obvious? 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2183 I finally figured out what Netflix movie to watch. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2184 voilà 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2185 I'll tell you what it means...it means I'm done teaching French after linear algebra. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2186 Still no conclusive answer on whats love got to do with this 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2187 I’ve just figured what the next winning lottery number will be. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2188 You got a problem? Perfect. I've just completed a solution in search of one. 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
2189 Permanent marker! Really! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2190 I forgot what I came in here for. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2191 I’ve checked and double checked, Twitter > X!” 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2192 Everything on the board will be in your final exam! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2193 I think you went a bit overboard with you calorie counting! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2194 Did you bring the mirror? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2195 While you were in here, AI solved it in seconds. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2196 It’s the formula for Coca Cola. After all, we ARE fizzicists. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2197 If you follow these directions you should be able to log into your TV if your children are not at home to operate the remotes. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2198 Another blackboard, quick! There's no room for 'Do Not Erase!' " 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2199 I assume “I will not talk in class” is in there somewhere. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2200 Eureka, a board big enough for me to get to the solution. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2201 Ta-da! Today's pop quiz is ready. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2202 Looks like someone saw 'Oppenheimer' without me. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2203 All these years, I thought that piece of lint was a 3! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2204 I figured out who invented the piano! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2205 Shouldn’t the first number be 0 not 1? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2206 Oh you're not interrupting - I'm just pretending to be busy in case the boss stops by. This is all totally made up. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2207 O.K O. K,so should he swing at a 3-0 pitch or not? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2208 So why did the chicken cross the road? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2209 Hey Nicole, I finally discovered how to add pockets to women's pants! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2210 I've figured out the tip. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2211 Next time knock! Now I’ve lost my train of thought. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2212 This is my order. What did you want from Starbucks? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2213 I think I forgot what I was trying to solve 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
2214 Ahh, the Instagram algorithm at last. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2215 hey, i wrote the winning ticket numbers from powerball on the board and now i can’t find them! 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
2216 At last! I’ve determined why I don’t get swipes in my dating app! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2217 I’m gonna need that Good Will Hunting kid. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2218 Oops! I think I forgot to carry the one! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2219 I leave you alone for 5 minutes and you think that you’re Oppenheimer” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2220 My calculations show that we should be able to snag seats for Oppenheimer in about 3 weeks. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2221 This is the storyboard for "Oppenheimer 2!" 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2222 I'm scabbing for Good Will Hunting II during the writer's strike. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2223 It's finally proven: Conscious life was...and remains...a mistake! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2224 I ran out of chalk 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2225 You should play in the middle in tic tac toe! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2226 It's hilarious, Bart, but I have a feeling the audience preferred the elementary chalkboard gags. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2227 Mr. Owl was correct all those years ago: three licks! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2228 Honey I finally figured how we can afford groceries! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2229 ...and this is what it looks like when the experience is drained of all emotion or humanity. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2230 ‘Quick, get me a slide rule!” 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2231 Lol omg! I’m, like, so bad at math. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2232 Simple question Mark… Tea or coffee? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2233 The question was "how do you politely leave a conversation at a party" 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2234 And the combined age of the 2024 presidential candidates comes to… 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2235 And therefore, Ross and Rachel WERE on a break. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2236 No, I told you: it’s E=MC2 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2237 Can you stop there? Dinner is on the table. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2238 Oops, wrong door! I was looking for the Barbie lecture. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2239 Quickly! I need a ladder and twelve interns! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2240 I could have solved it, but I ran out of space!" 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2241 I'm trying to figure out whether to see Barbie or Oppenheimer first. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2242 you've divided by zero in the upper left, now let's get some lunch! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2243 At last! I’ve deciphered my phone bill! 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2244 I believe Ive discovered the difference between sweet potatoes and yams! 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2245 I've decided what I want for lunch. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2246 I get a refund! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2247 I'm back where I started from! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2248 Your turn to erase blackboard. Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2249 Yes, I’ve confirmed we definitely need to order a second Uber! 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2250 You were so right — equations appear to be more erudite when scrawled on a blackboard. 1.2290 0.03841 131 102 28 1
2251 Finally! I have discovered the meaning of the universe. There isn't one. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2252 I’ve proved that one can use all known mathematical symbols in one formula. That’s what all the shouting is about! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2253 Lookee here! Isn't this amazing? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2254 Great, nice to see you, I’m so glad you are here! You can help me solve the Balance of Nature” 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2255 Say what you want. It’s still your turn to clean the bathroom Rick ! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2256 I was just about to correct your mistake. You can thank me later when I publish my work. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2257 Never mind. I found an App for it. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2258 Hurry. I ran out of chalk. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2259 Did you figure out lunch? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2260 Let me tell you how I did this without a ladder... 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2261 I'll be with you in a half-life. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2262 You were right. Common Core math is a breeze! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2263 AI just solved my life's work during my coffee break. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2264 I told you TurboTax was a waste of money! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2265 Board yet? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2266 Look! I’ve reduced the formula for the entire universe to only one blackboard! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2267 You could have just asked ChatGPT 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2268 And I know what I'm going to have for lunch. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2269 I said you've got a BLANK slate... 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2270 Occam was right! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2271 You didn't find any chalk? I guess this will remain unfinished. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2272 I've just proven that a twenty percent tip is excessive. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2273 I see the Congressional gerrymandering is coming along nicely! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2274 Voila! Why toast always lands butter-side-down! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2275 Who graffitied my beautiful black rectangle? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2276 The answer is four. The rest is just for fun. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2277 Only three more weeks until I figure out how they calculate airline fares. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2278 Oohh I meant to tell you we're just going to go with standard deduction this year 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2279 Aah, my masterpiece! If only it would fit though the door. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2280 Maybe we should just split the bill evenly, instead. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2281 Tuesday. I'm pretty sure today is Tuesday. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2282 This explains how to bet correctly in Final Jeopardy. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2283 you know what, just give 20% next time 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2284 THIS..., was the way we used to store Data Files; a real mouse tried to hack it. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2285 You know, I might be able to grow hair after all! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2286 Eureka! I’ve finally got the bathroom key code! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2287 We're gonna need a bigger blackboard. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2288 I’m still attempting to total all of Trump’s legal bills.. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2289 I could solve it if I could find five more empty blackboards. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2290 If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2291 There's a fractal equation I need to correct. Give me a boost, will you? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2292 Eureka! I finally figured out where I parked my car. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2293 Great news! We're moving your classes online. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2294 Quick Charles, hide all the erasers! 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2295 Eureka! The solution is 4. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2296 Let's see....two plus two is four! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2297 You've made it too complicated. All I aksed you is if you'd like to have dinner with my parents tonight? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2298 Is it E=MC squared? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2299 Quick, another chalkboard please! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2300 You may leave now, Ms. Newton. I'll finish up. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2301 No, it still looks like Trump will wind up as the Republican nominee 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2302 I need that blackboard for my class. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2303 Look, I don't think the cartoonist knows what any of these symbols are supposed to mean. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2304 Wait, Herbert, you for got to carry the two. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2305 This was written by Artificial Intelligence, but it missed a step! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2306 At last -- the perfect egg cream formula! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2307 Is this a Pollock? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2308 I'm just going to leave this up, okay? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2309 I almost know what we should have for dinner tonight 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2310 From this, I predict “Oppenheimer” will gross less than “Barbie” but win more Oscars. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
2311 Al, you made a mistake, left upper corner: it's y/x, not x/y. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2312 Sorry to interrupt, but white privilege is much simpler. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2313 Hope you don't mind - while you were out I took credit for your work" 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2314 I got it! The answer is 2, or maybe 3? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2315 OMG....this is amazing. It's the formula for Coke.! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2316 I get it now! "..to get to the other side!" 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2317 I’m glad you are here; I forgot where I left off. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2318 „Well that‘s a first - it‘s usually the time people leave!“ 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2319 I told them I needed another black board, not black broad! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2320 If my head faced forward, I think I could solve this thing. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2321 'When I came in this morning, I saw someone had solved your puzzle, Johnson. Go ask the fourteen foot tall janitor if he saw anyone come into the lab last night!' 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2322 I'm this close to figuring out where I left my laptop. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2323 Professor, I think I've worked out what your wife meant when she said she was fine. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2324 Yeah, I know it's late but I'm nearly there" 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
2325 Come in and give me a lift - I need to correct an error above. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2326 Now you can see where I lost my place. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2327 I finally figured out my cell phone bill. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2328 Professor Richard, I finally found the answer to the ultimate question: “Awap bop a lup bop a wop bam boom!” 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2329 Okay, I’m sure now: no pepperoni on mine, please. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2330 It figures you'd show up now. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2331 The perfect amount of coffee DOES exist! … now for the grind size….! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2332 It's all Greek to me!! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2333 I think I know where you parked your car. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2334 Well, I'm afraid this proves it. Poetry is superior to mathematics. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2335 I don’t the IRS anything ! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2336 You missed something. 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
2337 Wonderful list of baby names! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2338 It’s definitely your turn to get coffee. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2339 Too late - the AI posted it on Instagram, along with a cartoon and the screenplay for a new Spice Girls movie. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2340 I can’t leave; my students dared me to solve this. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2341 Still trying to figure you out! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2342 Ooh, check this out - I’ve figured out how the ‘undo’ key works. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2343 You’re my plus one! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2344 Great work Oppie, now lets go get a drink! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2345 Great news! Someone else just solved the Goldman Conjecture! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2346 It's at time like these I wish I had memorized my multiplication tables. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2347 It’s more the height that confuses me 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2348 There you go again, Lewis. Doubling your potato salad recipe for the Science Fair shouldn’t be that difficult. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2349 Solved! Now if I can just remember the question… 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2350 I told you not to go to all that trouble, our outfits match perfectly. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2351 I know the AI ​​solved it 3 days ago, but look how much my handwriting has improved 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2352 Deep Thought was wrong! It's 41! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2353 Give me a minute. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2354 This solves the sixty-four thousand dollar question. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2355 Come see! I’ve proven that the chicken did in fact come first! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2356 Yes, it is immediately obvious. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2357 YES this proves it! My method for loading the dishwasher IS superior to Helen’s! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2358 'Elon Musk changed the Twitter logo. I'm trying to solve for what X stands for...' - Eric Nybo, Holland, MI 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2359 'And I still haven't figured out why Twitter is now called X' 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2360 No wait! Just give me a little more time! I’ve almost got this. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2361 Did you bring more chalk ? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2362 Where would we be without chalk! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2363 I've forgotten what the problem is I was trying to solve. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2364 Never mind! It's easier just to replace the dripping faucet. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2365 It worked! I just had to turn it off and turn it back on again 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2366 I've finally figured it out! You're mad I left the toilet seat up. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2367 I've cracked the code to the mystery of how to unequivocally keep up with the Kardashians! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2368 EXCUSE ME! You used the wrong portal! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2369 Eureka! Proof that existence in meaningless! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2370 Help. I'm out of chalk. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
2371 I figured out what killed the cat! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2372 You're portion of the lunch bill comes to $15.41. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2373 Ah hah! The pick up versus home delivery service debate solved! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2374 Feast your eyes, Grimly, I've invented the blackboard eraser! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2375 As far as I can tell 1+1 is still 2 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2376 I simplified my bank password. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2377 More chalk, more chalk, NOW!!! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2378 Thank god! Did you bring more chalk? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2379 Matt Damon was here, the actors are on strike! 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
2380 What do you mean they didn’t have any erasers? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2381 The numbers don't lie ... we can supply Holy Water for the entire parish if we just boil the Hell out of it! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2382 Diane! I've finally got it!! It's tacos!!! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2383 Eureka! The end of the world will occur yesterday afternoon. 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
2384 I finally figured out what our problem is! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2385 I have no idea what the origins of the universe are, but I do think I accidentally just figured out what my Aunt Ida’s secret ingredient in her potato salad is. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2386 Looks like a fifty percent change of rain tomorrow 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2387 Thank Goodness! I thought that I would have to erase this by myself. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2388 CHATGPT , my ass! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2389 I finally have the punch line! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2390 I can explain why I was with that other woman, but I'm still working on it. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2391 The limit does not exist! 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2392 Okay, I've got it! Under no circumstances should they go deeper than twelve thousand feet -- wait, what?! 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2393 Cy Twombley, I presume. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2394 the writing is on the wall 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2395 I wish I was taller. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2396 Hold on, I’m finally about to crack that ChatGPT prompt. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2397 Was Banksy here? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2398 Should I tell the Optometrist to come back tomorrow? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2399 I’m 90% sure a 12lb ham is going to be enough 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2400 Egg before chicken. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2401 You don’t happen to have a spare blackboard on you by any chance? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2402 No. One plus one definitely equals two. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2403 I’ve figured out why shopping carts squeak! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2404 Oh thank you Henderson, you were right. This P should've been a Q. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2405 Just go tell him. He probably hasn’t started yet. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2406 I need pie. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2407 Aha! Just as I thought, the answer is zero! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2408 This equation could have been an email. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2409 And that’s when my package will arrive 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2410 Wow, yeah, this is corrext… but we’re still going to need the name of a famous or wealthy family member to get your application noticed. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2411 Chalk! Go get me more chalk! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2412 I can't find Waldo anywhere. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2413 ....we find the point of intersect at...knowing that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...with respects to 3.14152 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2414 Eureka! I discovered why the glass is half empty! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2415 Just erase it. Our professor had to withdraw his last three publications. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2416 I just want to ask....oops! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2417 Are you still solving for x? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2418 Sometimes a sigma is just a sigma, Freud. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2419 Eh, just go with “C” 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2420 I was clapping the erasers when it came to me. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2421 I've got it! I can prove that six of one is half dozen of the other... 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2422 When one door shuts, it's possible for that same door to be the one that opens yet again. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2423 The age of the universe? No, ... I just figured out where my car is parked. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2424 Yes thanks, another coffee, your ladder again, and a new cleaning cloth. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2425 Sorry I'm late. Can you repeat that? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2426 I finally recovered the password to my bank account! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2427 « According to my calculations, I need a bigger blackboard.» 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2428 „Peter, quick, it’s urgent! Come and see what Helen has done to her hair!” 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2429 Found Waldo! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2430 Have you figured out your lunch order yet? 1.2232 0.03952 112 87 25 0
2431 Which proves my keys are somewhere in this room. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
2432 And I was just about to solve it! 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2433 What if we just split the check evenly 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2434 Eureka! I can write on the very top without a step-ladder! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2435 Good news. I figured out why the microwave in the breakroom wasn't working. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2436 It took years, but the introduction to defend my dissertation is complete! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2437 I knew there was a way to make 1+1 equal 3! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2438 This? It's my proposal to the faculty for bigger chalkboards. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2439 I've figured out how to program the coffee maker! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2440 I'm calling it my 'Starry Night' theorem. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2441 There, I’ve proved that a dog will steal your cookie every time if you’re not looking. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2442 Waddaya mean, we're outta toilet paper??!! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2443 I've proven that time is equal to mortality! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2444 All this amounts to the universe's hearty hello! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2445 Please call housekeeping, I need help 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2446 At last, Doris! I've gathered all my passwords in one place! 1.2222 0.04766 126 105 14 7
2447 I know you're here from the Finance Department, but in my classroom, there is no bottom line. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2448 Never mind. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2449 I think I know where I left my keys. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2450 Yes, yes- come here! I've proven without a doubt who's been stealing lunches. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2451 In a nutshell, whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2452 I think I'll let Dr.Cobble finish this up...the Barbie matinee starts in a few minutes. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2453 I've found a way to figure out an eighteen-percent tip. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2454 Just calculated the atomic weight of chalk! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2455 Voila, one and one really does equal two. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2456 You'll never get it. Be original not formulaic 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2457 This is it I’ve got it Finally My password 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2458 Good work,Clive. The door opened. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2459 Oh here comes Will........... 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2460 Save room for “Do Not Erase”… 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2461 I can’t figure out where I left my keys”. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2462 What time were you born, Mike? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2463 I finally figured out why the microwave broke. It’s the lightbulb” 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2464 Clearly, the answer is no 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2465 By jove! I think I've worked out where lost socks go. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2466 Some twelve year old in India just solved it. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2467 Solved the Big Bang Theory! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2468 You left out entanglement. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2469 I got lost back at the cross sign. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2470 I ran that through AI over lunch. You can erase the board. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2471 Here you come again to complain that I always make everything too complicated,but I have a solution now! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2472 Where is Waldo? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2473 Here I am about to crack black matter and you come bursting in screaming “coffee time”. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2474 I found the exit door 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2475 There! This proves pineapple must never be used on pizza. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2476 If you don’t mind, I’d like to go off the board… 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2477 Ah!! I feel so exposed! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2478 What are we trying to prove, again? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2479 And now I just need to remember what the original question was! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2480 Maybe chic new lab coats?! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2481 Let’s just use AI and go to lunch. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2482 I just figured out why the chicken crossed the road! 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2483 I do need the extended warranty!! 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2484 Just in time…Give me a boost. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2485 I call it "wallpaper for nerds" 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2486 I've figured it out! The letters are like numbers! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2487 Aha! I’ve solved how I can go to work, exercise 30 mins a day, clean the house, walk the dogs, mow the lawn, pick up the kids, pay the bills,and have dinner on the table by six! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2488 I’ve finally proven it: one plus one cannot equal three! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2489 Dammit! You caught me enjoying some me time again. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2490 Who hid all the erasers? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2491 Oh, is this the math room? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2492 It says "SELL. NOW!" 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2493 I can never read my own handwriting! 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2494 Perfect timing. I just figured out what to have for dinner 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2495 It appears I'll have the pastrami on rye. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2496 Scientist 1: "I'm completely lost in these calculations..." Scientist 2: "Did you try asking the blackboard for directions?" 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2497 You still didn't match a single Powerball number. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2498 Worst case, this makes fabulous wallpaper! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2499 As you can see Dr. Smith, I've finally proven how our socks disappear in the dryer. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2500 ahah! look! isn't it beautiful! I call this piece "abstraction expressionism" 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2501 Know any more Greek letters? I need a new one. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2502 Ok Johnson, you’ve done the calculations but I could have told you the door swings in. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2503 And I did it all without a ladder! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2504 Well, that’s what I said all along! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2505 ...freshman orientation? 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2506 Tell billiing, I've just finished the new internet pricing formula! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2507 Oh, this is just my ten-year-old's math homework I'm helping her with. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2508 sorry, this room is being used for a Gary Larson cartoon 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2509 I hope you brought the eraser.” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2510 Trying to figure out what she meant when she said that! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2511 I just need a little more time! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2512 We're out of chalk 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2513 I hope that formula gets us to Mars because your car…is melting. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2514 It's a mathematical equation explaining 'what a woman wants'. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2515 Finally, the Theory of Everything 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2516 See? This is the proof I’m not racist! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2517 We’re going to need a second board. We’re tantalizingly close to figuring out what a woman wants. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
2518 See, black holes don't exist. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
2519 Ah! There you are! I just figured out what makes you tick! 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2520 Turns out two plus two can equal five! 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2521 Sorry, You are fired..the AI is now ready to take over! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2522 Too much information?.. 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
2523 EUREKA! Proof that Trump lost the election 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2524 How do you ‘select all?’ 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2525 Oh good, you’re just in time for me to continue showing you how to properly mansplain. 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
2526 So honey, when did you say your last cycle was... 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2527 Oh look, the answer is 80085. Get it? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2528 Turns out that washing our plastic bags will turn the climate change tide! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2529 You’re not Basquiat. I need Basquiat! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2530 I'm not wearing underwear! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2531 Can you finish this? I gotta take a whiz. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2532 Get that UAP back in here now… It’s mocking us… the answer to this is 55378008 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2533 It IS average 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2534 I think I just discovered the answer to everything. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2535 Hey dimwit, where did you put my ladder? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2536 You were right! Its Oppenheimer first, then Barbie. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2537 Are you done playing Wordle? We're about to start the meeting. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2538 So Manfred! I see you've replaced my Omicron with an epsilon! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2539 Our worries are over! I figured out the winning numbers for the lottery next Saturday! 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
2540 Screw it. Can you just Google the answer for me? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2541 Show me the beginning again. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2542 Mr. Watson! Come here. I want you to erase erase the blackboard. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2543 Perfect timing! I need you to spot me while I'm dividing by infinity. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2544 Ha! Close, but no cigar!!! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2545 What was I supposed to be doing? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2546 I can't complete the equation! I'm out of board. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2547 ChalkGPT 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2548 I was right, two plus two does not equal four! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2549 And, now folks, this is the formula for our new sales commission plan! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2550 You didn't sign the boss's card. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2551 ...and that's how your make Gatorade! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2552 Just breaking in a new box of chalk. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2553 I’ve solved for racism! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2554 I shall destroy this Barbie and her entire world!! #germanaccent 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2555 Which absolute truth are we disproving today? 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
2556 Eureka! I finally discovered why my Pants won't stay up! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2557 Your accountant called to say your taxes are done. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2558 Yes, global warming has began everywhere and we are the current dinosaurs 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2559 One plus one still equals two. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2560 At last, I found the eraser! 1.2193 0.05101 114 96 11 7
2561 OK, we should be good to connect to the printer driver! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2562 See I told you SPACE was not unlimited! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2563 Welcome to the math division! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2564 At last! The chemical makeup of Spam! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2565 Tom, you really need to get back to your janitorial duties now. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2566 Wait. I almost know what I want for lunch. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2567 I finally figured it out! It takes 420 licks to get to the center. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2568 Let's see if the janitor can solve this one. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2569 Is there another color of chalk? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2570 „How‘s that wall decal getting along?“ 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2571 Help me find the emoji 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2572 I figured it had to be you! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2573 Democratic Winning Algorithm: 2024 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2574 So you have that seven I forgot to carry? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2575 “Hoist me up on your shoulders—I found a mistake up top.” 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2576 Do you want to add anything to this? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2577 Alfred, I've done it! I think I found my car keys. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2578 Were they willing to accept Professors Knudsen and McGillicuddy in exchange for more chalk? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2579 come on it, I’m not working on anything important. I’m just doodling to really scare my class later 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2580 This is how I family meal plan 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2581 . " yeah he can solve. He's just finishing up at the Harvard bahh" 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2582 The answer is obvious, it's 5 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2583 At last! An end to Pi. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2584 My theory was correct: you still need 3 cans of white paint to finish painting this wall 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2585 Eureka! I've figured out the formula that explains the success of Taylor Swift. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2586 EUREKA. E DOES EQUAL MC SQUARED. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2587 According to my calculations, a snowball's chance in hell is actually greater than winning an argument with my wife. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2588 i found a shortcut! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2589 I knew it! I definitely paid more than my share of that bar tab. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2590 I figured out they overcharged me at the grocery store. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
2591 The math is simple: people want a ‘following’ button. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2592 I know where my lost sock is! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2593 If my calculations are correct… yes! She opened the door! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2594 Your tax return is almost done! 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
2595 I've finally put the debate over the Kennedy assassination to rest. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2596 Never mind! Dr. Gnitwitz already solved it. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2597 Finally! Proof that guys like porn. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2598 I've just proven that I have no idea what i'm doing 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2599 You’ve had all day to be a nerd. It’s my turn now. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2600 The students want to know if this will be on the test! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2601 Boy, the Mets stink! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2602 If you think THIS is exhaustive, wait 'til you see Oppenheimer. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2603 Do you remember what this letter represents? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2604 I forgot what the question was 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2605 Finally! A theorem that explains our chalk shortage. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2606 I've finally solved it!! The way to a woman's heart is bowling!!! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2607 Eureka! I just discovered how the shortcut at IKEA works! 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
2608 Now,where do I start … 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2609 Ready for some Pi? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2610 Cmon dude: ..: it’s not rocket science 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2611 Eureka! The trains meet 214 miles from Chicago! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2612 Will it make a difference if I use a whiteboard? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2613 I've got it! The answer's quite simply, really. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2614 Nonsense, it's about the calculation, not the answer! 1.2174 0.05208 115 98 9 8
2615 Again! Forgot to carry the 2! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2616 Quigly. I’ve done it. E=MC squared. WHAT? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2617 Pi equals what? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2618 Barbie? I'm in. I can finish this later. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2619 I finally figured out how to keep my phone from updating! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2620 Give me another 10 minutes. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2621 And he did this with one arm tied behind his back 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
2622 I was hoping for someone taller with an eraser. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2623 Quick, 3 x 8 is....? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2624 You are right dr. Elder, 2+2=4 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2625 If you're trying to become a Jackson Pollock of mathematics, I'd advise you that Expressionism has exhausted its possibilities 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2626 I still can't figure out my Ikea instructions. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2627 By any chance, would you have a ladder? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2628 I figured out the outcome of the Rep. George Santos situation!!!!!! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2629 Oppenheimer, you’ve had your chance, let’s let Barbara a crack at it! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2630 You had a call but a wrong number 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2631 Eureka! It’s 4! 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
2632 'Matt Damon was here...' ???!!!! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2633 Can't you see I'm busy?" 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2634 Wait—I gave you the wrong problem 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2635 Have you figured out where we're going for lunch? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2636 I think I've discovered the theory of something or other. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2637 We're going to need a bigger board. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2638 No, not the tenure committee! Just give me five more minutes! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2639 ' "Got a minute, I'll explain it to you" 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2640 I found It! It's very very simple... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2641 It turns out that you really don't need to preheat your oven. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2642 No, I'm not done yet! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2643 And they say my wife is always right!” Saman Mojibi, Santa Monica, Cali 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2644 The crew is here to resurface the board. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2645 How was the Barbie movie? 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2646 Two plus two IS four! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2647 This is my algorithm for Wordle… 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2648 I just spent a year proving it's impossible to walk through that door. And you just walked right through?! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2649 I know Gary Larson and you're no Gary Larson... 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2650 Two things: We're outta chalk, and our AI figured that out last week. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2651 Jackson Pollack, physicist. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2652 Reminder--you're not leaving this room until you find the solution. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2653 It's your Ex again 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2654 Eureka, Teddy! The answer to the meaning of life: It’s all bullshit! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2655 your wife called, not to forget to buy the oatmeal 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2656 I’ve GOT it. The Empirical Formula! We develop pharmaceuticals with sufficient side effects to warrant the need for additional medication which, at a reasonable cost, we will supply.” 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2657 Who erased my lizard drawing? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2658 Argh I just lost my train of thought! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2659 As I told you, this clearly does not add up! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2660 Holy Moses, Einstein was right, God does not play dice with the Universe. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2661 You forgot to factor us in again. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2662 Here it is in black and white. Isn’t it obvious?! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2663 Clark, I've done the impossible--I've discovered the thought process of a teenager. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2664 This will be the best dang chicken soup anyone's ever tasted! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2665 Shouldn’t there be en “e” beside the “x” here? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2666 I'm a genius! Is my coat on backward? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2667 Eureka! I've finally figured out the Kardashians. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2668 Now look what you did!! We’re all out of chalk!!!! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2669 You can stop Jensen, without you we just split the pizza six ways 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2670 Turns out, NONE OF IT MATTERS!! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2671 The math does not lie! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2672 Oppenheimer! I have just proved that Barbie is more powerful than the A-Bomb!! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2673 Herman, that equation has already been solved! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2674 Can you ask the AI where we can get more chalk boards? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2675 Well, a Whopper, of course, with fries. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2676 What is 2+2? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2677 I think I finally understand women! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2678 Yeah, so thanks anyway, but I just remembered the answer 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2679 With all that logic on the board, May I ask How you reached the top of the board? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2680 Can you believe I used to pay an accountant? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2681 And this is how I get 10 extra horsepower in my 1972 Ford Pinto! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2682 Forget it, it wasn't plugged in. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2683 No, I don't have a final proof. I ran out of chalk. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2684 Did you bring me some pie? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2685 And now the T.A. will explain how all this reduces to E=MC squared. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2686 Did you bring that damn eraser? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2687 I used a blackboard this time...no offense. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2688 Did not realize balancing a checkbook would take so long. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2689 Darn, I forgot to carry the one. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2690 I've discovered why we keep running out of chalk! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2691 Its not that complicated. What do you want for lunch? 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
2692 I have proof but will the jury understand it? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2693 This meeting could not have been an email. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2694 Look what happened when I ran e=mc2 through ChatGPT! (Note: I could not figure out how to put the "2" as a superscript as in MC squared) 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2695 I'm sure of it. Soup for lunch! 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
2696 Your turn! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2697 And that, in a nutshell, is wassup. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
2698 And yet you still can't explain what gravity is! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2699 I think we're going to need a bigger blackboard. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2700 You came! My palgorithm works! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2701 Stop! It's '4'! 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
2702 This is not MIT. Where's your mop? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2703 I knew from the beginning that the solution would be zero 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2704 The final answer is here somewhere. 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
2705 just Google it! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2706 Almost got it, bun ran out of chalk 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2707 Guess you will have to use the white board? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2708 Cranston, you fool, you changed the outcome by observing the equation! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2709 I am no Einstein, but this blackboard is huge. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
2710 Either I've discovered the meaning of life or it's just scribble, I'm not sure. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2711 I swear one of these is the password. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2712 My arthritis is acting up again. I just can’t figure out why. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2713 My wife asked me what I want for dinner 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2714 She loves you 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2715 You missed my ‘Do Not Erase’ note? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2716 They found the aliens, John 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2717 It’s official. The Mets suck! 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2718 Hurry Helen! I think I have a solution to the problem, but I’ve run out of chalk! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2719 STOP! The error is on Line 1. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2720 You see Lester? X=tweeter! 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2721 I was right! We should see 'Barbie' first. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2722 this needs to stoppenheimer 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2723 I was just figuring out how much of my salary it would have cost to go for lunch with you. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2724 I did it! It definitely is Barbie' beats 'Oppenheimer 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2725 Cy Twombly you're under arrest for bad art. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2726 If you're asked "Does this dress make me look fat?",don't answer. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2727 Thank god, you're here, Sherlock, I haven't a clue what I'm doing. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2728 According to the results, the appropriate response is an eye roll emoji. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2729 I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2730 I simply cannot understand how you managed to reach the very top of this board. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2731 I'm going shopping now, so while you're at it, balance our bank account. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2732 Eureka! The egg came first! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2733 I believe we've covered all the exclusions on our retail discount cards. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2734 It's true: there's no accounting for taste. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2735 Ah-ha! We can send the kids to college, but we'll have to stop eating. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2736 Awk! You just made me lose my train of thought! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2737 Is it pi time? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2738 Don't just stand there. I've run out of fingers. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2739 According to my calculations it is time for a quick nap. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2740 42! Everytime, 42! 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2741 Imagine! No more scalding hot or tepid showers! I am THIS close! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2742 Eureka! I've found my eraser! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2743 Please tell me you brought an eraser. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2744 Is it e=MC2 or e=MC3 ? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2745 It did it! I finally figured out why my wife left me! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2746 Ok, I've written it100 times. Can I go home, now? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2747 I need more chalk! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2748 Aah, you're just in time. I think I've developed a solution to the "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" conundrum 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2749 Come in! I've finally solved for "yay-high"! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2750 I still don't know how Matt Damon solved this equation... 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2751 There's a robot at the door. Says he can help. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2752 Got it! I’m lonely! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2753 I figured out why my wife is mad at me! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2754 I'm bringing you a ladder 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2755 This is the hardest dot-to-dot I've ever faced. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2756 I just finished Bob Iger's taxes! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2757 It's elementary, my dear Watson. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2758 Eureka, Jenkins! I just discovered how long a new stick of chalk lasts! 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
2759 Perfect Frank! Now try going to Pluto and we'll see if my calculations are correct! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2760 What they don't want me to tell you is that this is KFC's secret recipe. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2761 You know you are just going to order the chicken salad like you always do 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2762 Who cares about interstellar travel? This is the formula for hitting a Major League curveball! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2763 I need an eraser 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2764 Hey You! Hand me that lightning rod over there! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2765 Hey, Oppy…just laid one, bro. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2766 Uhm can i just leave 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2767 Eureka! I'm a fraud! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2768 Lunch? Can't it wait? I've almost got the meaning of life. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2769 It's my recipe for pizza pi. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2770 IT'S 7! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2771 Hey, have you seen this? I think it’s a Banksy! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2772 I got it! 2+2=5 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2773 Hey, look - I found Waldo! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2774 You’re not here to suggest ChatGPT, are you? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2775 I can now 100% prove that the answer isn’t worth the time it will take to clean the board. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2776 I've done it! I invented chalk! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2777 The answer is zero. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2778 Hey, mister, can you spare an algorithm? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2779 EUREKA! I’ve got it! The butler, in the library, with the candlestick 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2780 This bullshit is radiating tenure vibes. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2781 Unfortunately, this one is above my head.” -Michelle Dewey, Centreville, M 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2782 This should make a nice "Left as an exercise to the reader" item in my book. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2783 It’s a trivial proof, but the arm exercise is worth it. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2784 Can I use your chalkboard, mine’s….full. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2785 It’s self explanatory Brook! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2786 Be right with you, Jules. I just figured out we need to change our lunch plan. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2787 Ah, you're just in time! What's 2+2? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2788 I want my pen back. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2789 Finally, why 'Ishtar' bombed. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2790 I stood on the shoulders of giants. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2791 OMG, it IS always sunny in Philadelphia! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2792 If we correct for gravity, continental drift, entropy, and the continuing expansion of the universe, we can state with mathematical certainty that fascism is evil. So that's cleared up. What was the thing about climate change? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2793 Ranch dressing does belong on pizza!! 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2794 I've figured out why Oppenheimer's big blue eyes were so irresistable! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2795 First tatoo? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2796 Shoot, there's a remainder! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2797 Hey, check it out, the secrets of the Universe are here! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2798 I've found it! Empty space on the blackboard! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2799 White lines matter. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2800 You can’t follow this? Where’s your head at? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2801 Can I borrow your calculator? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2802 Is this supposed to be a joke? Because if you have to explain it it's not funny. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2803 That would make a great movie! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2804 Whadaya mean, ‘the students hid all the erasers?!’ 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2805 I can stretch my arms to write all the way up there! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2806 We’ve done it! We’ve finally proved that it IS a Barbie world! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2807 Oppenheimer's other discovery, cheese whiz. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2808 Where did you put the eraser? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2809 We owe the dog walker $153.87. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2810 There's this thing called "minimalism". 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2811 Thank you for the poster, Sam! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2812 Eureka! I’ve proved it! I just can’t remember what it is. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
2813 SORRY, THE CONTEST HAS BEEN CANCELLED. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2814 Don't tell me! Elon Musk wants all his X's back! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2815 Let’s just file the short form tax return this year. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2816 Time's up! What's your final answer: chicken or egg? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2817 Douglas, come quickly, it appears 42 actually is the correct answer! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2818 My God, Trump was right! The answer was Covfefe all along 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2819 I bet you'd like to borrow a ladder. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2820 Come sign the birthday board! 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2821 I figured it out: there is no universe! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2822 And through this door is my priceless Rothko. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2823 I'll continue until X equals Y. Did you bring A and B 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2824 Quick! You need to erase that. Ad Reinhardt is coming to see where the college hung his masterpiece. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2825 You’ve done it? You’ve finally solved their chicken nugget recipe? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2826 I solved it! We will be having chicken for dinner. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2827 Come on in, I'm just working on my Zoom background. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2828 Stop wasting time, Professor! The world has _already_ imploded! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2829 Where do we keep the chalk? 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2830 It’s actually just peel-and-stick wallpaper. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2831 Let me guess… you guys were all the time on planet earth 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2832 I told you less is more. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2833 Bill, I've done it! The ever-evolving theory of truth. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2834 Just finishing drafting the script for the Oppenheimer movie 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2835 Finalizing the equation for a peaceful election season. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
2836 I figured out how Elon fooled everyone for so long! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2837 I still don't understand Trump's attraction. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2838 The egg came first. Maybe." 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2839 Will be with you in a second. Well, maybe a millisecond. Actually, make it a nanosecond. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2840 And the answer is yes, I will marry you! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2841 Who closed last night? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2842 The doctorate committee was deeply impressed; just fix the one error.... 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2843 Time's up. We need to erase the board for the intro doodling class. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2844 Did you choose somewhere for lunch yet? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2845 Professor Winston finally cracked the VCR programming code…50 years too late. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2846 It's okay now, Pietro. The plug was a little loose. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2847 Have you spotted Waldo yet? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2848 Not yet! I'm not done! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2849 Don't panic, I've just asked ChatGPT and they solved it in five minutes 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2850 Behold, the scientific formula for chalk! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2851 Is this what you wanted to you say? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2852 Everyone is wrong about everything, except me! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2853 I'm just 1 blackboard and another case of Red Bull away from proving how to stop global warming! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2854 I’ve discovered the formula for the half life of chalk! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2855 So have you figured out how much time he's going to be in the slammer? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2856 ChatGPT says it's 43. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2857 And, that's why it costs so much to get food delivered. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2858 I've proven that the world will run out of chalk by 2040. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2859 Professor, there is just no way to calculate whether or not a caption will be funny. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2860 Sorry, but it's my turn at the board. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2861 I'm almost done. Please, no spoilers!" 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2862 Sorry, wrong room, this is the theology not physics classroom, need to move. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2863 Quick! We need to figure out how ‘Barbie’ outperformed ‘Oppenheimer’ at the box office! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2864 Perfectly obvious solution, once you see it! 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2865 I’ve worked it out - we'll see Barbie first! 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2866 Hey, corporates gone….Told ya those morons would think we’re on to something! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2867 Should we frame it, Picasso? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2868 If you think you can make sense of it, you are wrong. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2869 You’ll be happy to hear, I’m almost done with our taxes for last year. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2870 I call it "the meaning of life!" 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2871 How do you like them apples, Good Will Hunting?! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2872 We're out of time, Professor, you need to decide: 18 Regular rolls or 6 Mega rolls?! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2873 I think I've just discovered the correct balance between vehemence and folly! 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2874 You were right all along. Love _is_ the answer! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2875 Tip? Not tip? I can't sort this out. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2876 Confirmed! It's love. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2877 I was right, you owe me $11.50 for lunch." 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2878 Ah!. Good thing you're here Professor...You really have a head for these ... oh dear... 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2879 Form 1040EZ almost done 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2880 Stan, I simply asked for your grandmother's lentil soup recipe. What is all this? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2881 I figured out how to get good tickets to Barbenheimer 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2882 DOES A PLUS OR MINUS SIGN GO HERE? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2883 Oppenheimer was right...they wouldn't make a movie about him until 2023... 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2884 I was right. Pineapple CAN go on pizza. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2885 I'm just saying I think we should get dinner and maybe after we can solve for x... 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2886 Tell me you don't also see a hidden imagine of a dragon in there? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2887 Professor Stevens was not handling his divorce well at all… 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2888 Jim! It's been forever! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2889 Quick, I need you tell me what any of this means. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2890 Finally figured out who Carli Simon sings about in ‘You’re so vain!’ 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2891 If we live another hundred years, we’ll pay off our student loans. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2892 A better mousetrap! 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2893 Oh, just calculating the chain of custody of Hunter's laptop. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2894 I got it! Everything equals zero! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2895 I finally figured it out. You were using 1and1/2 teaspoons of baking soda in the cupcake recipe. It should have been only 1 and 1/4 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2896 It's very simple! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2897 Just like I told you. It's as simple as black and white. 1.2079 0.05507 101 87 7 7
2898 Here's the WIFI password you always ask for. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2899 Cleaning Crew 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2900 "I made a mistake in the middle. Get me a large chalk-eraser on a 10-foot pole." 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2901 Hell is round the corner. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2902 For this problem you'll need lager, luck, and a ladder. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2903 Honey, you’ve been home for much too long ! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2904 I got it - Oppenheimer is Barbie's love child! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2905 What’s this “God shrugs” function have to do with anything? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2906 No wonder, I forgot the NaCl! 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2907 And then a miracle happens! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2908 Pressure release chopsticks! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2909 And right here is where the miracle happens 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2910 Darn, none of these work. Will you help me erase all this? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2911 Help! I'm lost. What was I trying to solve anyway? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2912 I've just proven the existence of the blackboard. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2913 Where’ve you been?! I asked for a calculator hours ago. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2914 It's still just six inches. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2915 I keep getting X equals Twitter? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2916 I saved this spot for you! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2917 I've conclusively proven that this blackboard is finite 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2918 Turns out it’s code for ‘Do Not Erase.’ 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2919 Check it out! I found an equation that tells me how much of a nerd I am! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2920 Turns out 2+2 IS 4. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2921 I’ve finally figured out which Barbie I am! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2922 So we’re moving to bigger conference room. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2923 I am getting close to determining if a cappuccino is better than a latte. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2924 Sheldon, you are at it again! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2925 I've finally figured out how I can afford my mental breakdown! 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2926 I call it, "Still Life With Fruit" 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2927 It's the first formula that solves nothing. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2928 Not now. I’ve nearly figured out women! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2929 I think I’ve messed up somewhere 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2930 I did it! 2+2 the hard way!! 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2931 It is for the best to-die-for Manhattan but I cannot figure out how to add the maraschino cherry 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2932 Come see! I've invented the door hinge! 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2933 Quick! Get me more chalk or the universe will collapse in on itself! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2934 Words can not describe the way I feel . 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2935 That's a very good painting 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2936 'You ever get the feeling you're more concerned about 'if you can' than 'if you should' with the process? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2937 See, mathematically speaking, we should date. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2938 Waldo exists! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2939 It turns out we just need to add more toilets to the women's bathrooms. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2940 Oh no, I sneezed! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2941 You're just in time Wiggins. I've finally solved the problem of which came first; the chicken or the egg. Turns out, it's not what you might think. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2942 It’s confirmed. I need a social life. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2943 It started with a quiz on my times tables. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2944 That's it! I finally solved all the unanswered mysteries of "Lost"! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2945 Houston, we have a solution. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2946 Forget it. You lost your security clearance. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2947 I know her phone number is here somewhere... 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2948 Administration says you are way over budget using 2,000 black markers on your white board. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2949 Relax. Chat cbt just got it 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2950 I am not the father! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2951 I figured it out. The answer is 4 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2952 Oops, I forgot to mention, we use the metric system here. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2953 You were right about reparations for Black people! 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2954 Twitter = X 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2955 I can't find my glasses. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2956 Hurry up, professor. The board cleaner is here! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2957 Tell me again, what's that symbol for pi? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2958 I've made an amazing discovery! Now, I just have to find my notes on it. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2959 Thought I told you to wait in the car... 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2960 Now we just need to get these Ikea coffee table instructions on paper. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2961 did you want fries with that? 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2962 Say hello to the Jackson Pollock of this department 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2963 You're absolutely right! 2+2 IS 4! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2964 You'll have a lot more room if you do it online. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2965 Sorry, Ted, Bernice figured it out last week. But you're close! 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2966 You ever consider getting a real job Enstein? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2967 Shoot, it looks like I forgot to carry the two about half an hour ago 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2968 Hold on Vanessa, the complexities of my kid’s algebra are far beyond your understanding 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2969 I’ve finally figured out how Elon Musk’s mind works! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2970 Just in time! All I need now is your help finishing this, and we'll have solved the mystery of what's in a McDonald's cheeseburger! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2971 I forgot my password. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2972 Your late! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2973 Not the Law of Certainty again 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2974 Check out my ChalkGPT! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2975 Did you see my ladder running outside? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2976 Call Oppenheimer. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2977 Too percussive for you? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2978 Ha,ha! It wasn't the needle in the haystack it was the haystack in the needle! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2979 ChatGPT made me do it. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2980 Exactly when I predicted you would arrive 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2981 Wait, I saw this on tiktok 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2982 So which is it, the chicken or the egg? 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2983 You started without me! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2984 No, I can’t help your son with his algebra homework. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2985 They said it couldn’t be done. I’ve filled the board. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2986 That's great but can you undo a zip tie without cutting it? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2987 I lost the eraser 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2988 I'm a genius, I created an algorithm to solve two plus two! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2989 Bring the ladder,I found the mistake! 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2990 Heisenberg! You're here! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2991 I present to you, the formula for Coca Cola. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2992 It's about time you got here! I'm so tired of doodling on the blackboard! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2993 The Earth is flat! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2994 I did the math. You owe me ten dollars. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2995 Excuse me, sir, that’s a Rothko you’ve just vandalized. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2996 Doesn't matter. Solve your attitude problems first. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2997 Ok I'll just pay for dinner this time 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2998 This is why I hate Mondays. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2999 Whoops! 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3000 We did it! We proved Critical Race Theory. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3001 Ugh, I never should have offered to figure out how much everyone owes for last night's group dinner. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3002 It’s a Jackson Polynomial. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3003 By George, I've found the mistake, I forgot to carry the one! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3004 Got chalk? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3005 I solved the Barbenheimer phenomenon. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3006 She texted you “k” didn’t she? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3007 Quick! Find me a janitor. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3008 Based on my calculations you can retire in 2085! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3009 I've decided to accompany you to lunch. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3010 Finally! I've figured out a fair way to split the check! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3011 I think I've just proved Muphy's law! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3012 Oh no! I erased the formula for levitation! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3013 I'm trying to simplify the Terms and Conditions 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3014 Aha! This proves you DID take my sandwich from the fridge, Dr. Phillips. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3015 Don't sneeze again! 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
3016 I have deciphered the Vice President's last speech. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3017 Eureka!!! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3018 I've finally solved it - I just need the ladder. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3019 and just like that... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3020 Well, at least it will pass muster with low-information mathematicians. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3021 Is it Pemdas or Pamdes ?? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3022 Do you need another blackboard? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3023 I'm sorry, but I need blackboard. You'll have to erase all of this. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3024 Guess what ! Your new formula milkshake has been approved. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
3025 I finished my shopping list! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3026 Eureka! I just figured out how to have one TV remote. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3027 Sorry about the mess. My son's been drawing on the walls again. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3028 Sorry professor, but our AI program already solved that problem 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3029 Oops! Better get out the white board. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3030 I’ve mathematically proven why it’s better to use marker than chalk! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3031 I need 7 more minutes and 3 more square feet and then it'll be ready for you to take the glory. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3032 I have the answer,but I forgot the question. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
3033 Igor, fetch me the ladder! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
3034 Professor, I found an error in the first line. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3035 Einstein was right! “E” does equal “MC Squared”! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3036 Darling, the blackboard is too small. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3037 I’ve discovered an easy formula for a happy marriage 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
3038 How was Barbie? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
3039 yeah yeah -- every custodian we've hired since 1997 has also been a "self-taught genius." 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
3040 So as you can see, I’ve only been unfaithful to you if we agree that time is linear. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3041 I figured out the formula to happiness 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3042 God exists! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3043 I just need a minute, Selden. I think I'm only off by a smidge 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3044 Lunch! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3045 It’s Juan! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3046 (N-1) 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3047 I finally have the answer to the question 'Is the glass half empty or half full?' 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3048 I’m trying to figure out why the chicken cross the road? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3049 Watch out, I'm BAD Will Hunting! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3050 Done! It's my Icenberg Flotation Principle. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3051 Speak of the Devil! 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3052 You won't believe it! The answer IS 42! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3053 Of course its right. I just checked it with ChatGPT. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3054 The room next door has an empty blackboard. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3055 Comcast is cheaper 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3056 The good news? It's Friday! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3057 You didn't bring the ladder?! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3058 For the life of me, I just can't do long division. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3059 Finally a solution for where I left my glasses! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3060 Fed up now! Point two five hike not bringing chalk price down! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3061 Glad you’re back…oops…did I forget to tell you I had returned the calculator I borrowed? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3062 There I proved it. Trump will be President in '24 ! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3063 Einstein should have hired me! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3064 I’m trying to think of a funny line to start my presentation tomorrow. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3065 Do you again pretend to be Oppenheimer? Let's go for adrink instead. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3066 It looks like we will be getting a return this year 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3067 I still don't know if I go left or right!!! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3068 Turn off the light. Quick! You’d be amazed by this glow-in-the-dark chalk. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3069 Come quick, I figured out precisely when AI will replace us. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3070 We can see Barbi at 4:00 at the AMC or 5:30 the Regal Cinema 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3071 I've done it! I've filled the chalkboard. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3072 No matter how I work it, Barbie still beat us at the box office. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3073 You were right! Black Lives DO Matter! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3074 It works!!!…provided we assume that even numbers don’t exist. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3075 You really think Chat-GPT could write all that? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3076 I found a way to pay my rent! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3077 Oh, you're finally ready to leave? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3078 I’ve proved the validity of Occam’s razor! 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3079 According to my calculations, she is just a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3080 I get a tax refund! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3081 Almost finished -- can you help me draw the poop emoji? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3082 You take the road on the right! It will make all the difference! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3083 Before you leave, please grab me the abacus! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3084 Proving that climate change is false! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3085 Get me a ladder. I think I know where I went wrong. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3086 ...and that's how you put the genie back in the bottle. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3087 Scotch? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3088 I've just calculated that "Oppenheimer" will score more than 90 on Rotten Tomatoes. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3089 I see you’ve discovered that door only opens from the outside 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3090 Life was so much simpler when all you had was an abacus. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3091 It’ll be the flakiest pie crust ever! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3092 You missed a spot. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3093 I had a thought. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
3094 I've almost solved it! Quick, what's the square root of 987.4 x pi divided by 2.5? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3095 I finally found "x." Now to find my keys. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3096 Did you figure out who owes what for our lunch order? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3097 Hey George, the Cretaceous called; they're running out of chalk. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3098 do you concur? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3099 I have proved that the simplest explanation is the best 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3100 Hold it! Line four is wrong. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3101 Your wife's on the phone and wants to know if you wanted 2, six-packs, or 6, two-packs. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3102 Why ddn't Sheldon finish this? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3103 I know my grocery list is in here somewhere. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3104 CRATE! Try "CRATE." 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3105 See with the new math 2 plus 2 still equals 4! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3106 I almost got it! It's only off by 1. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3107 Why is it the janitors can solve quantum field theory but the third floor men’s bathroom still stinks! 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3108 I can't fix this formula now that they've cut our ladder budget. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3109 Perfect timing! I’ve just solved for what to watch tonight. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3110 Have you decided what you want for dinner yet? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3111 I did all this without a ladder! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
3112 All this to figure out how to use the remote control! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3113 Did you figure out what you said that made her text back “K”? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3114 Some kid in the hallway solved it in two lines. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
3115 where is matt damon when i need him 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
3116 Just like Douglas Adams said,the answer is 42 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
3117 Hey, can you help me find my sign error? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3118 These calculations will prove that my new invention works. I call it the chalkboard eraser! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3119 Still trying to transform base metals into gold? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3120 I figured out what 'woke' means ! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3121 Oppenheimer's nothing, hear me? Nothing! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3122 Can I use your chalkboard? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
3123 I’ve finally figured out why we still work 9-5!” 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3124 I've figured out what time it is in Australia! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3125 Eight times eight again? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3126 In light of admissions, we need to talk about your Twitter presence. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3127 Never mind. We're too late. The name Barbie Hiemer is already taken. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3128 You're just in time. This is the room where it theoretically happened. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3129 As you can see, the student body as a whole benefits from favoring legacy admissions. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
3130 Oh, you were supposed to do all of that in your head. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3131 I don't know what it means, but I'm hoping the next class comes in confused. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3132 We’re going to need a bigger blackboard. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3133 Well that’s it: one and one is definitely two 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3134 I can’t find Sine or Cosine. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3135 Hey I've done it! I've figured out what women want! Ha ha ha! Just kidding because that equation is impossiable. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3136 Transfer this to the whiteboard in the darkroom. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3137 I only asked if you’d like a coffee 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3138 Why do I keep coming up with the square root of -1 as an answer? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3139 More a throw rug than a wall hanging, don't you think? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3140 Hey Smedley, I’ve discovered the formula for the perfect pot of coffee! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3141 With an upbeat music it will be a summer hit! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3142 It is all greek to me. Can you help me translate from greek to English? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3143 It's gibberish, but Hollywood is now into the math thing. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
3144 My conclusion is that we're out of chalk. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3145 I said it's dinner time, Fred 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3146 Could you please take a picture of me thinking in front of the entire board? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3147 Nope. I can't figure out why Elon changed the Twitter logo to X.' 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3148 Oh, good! You're just in time to watch me carry the 1. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3149 Just 5 ore minutes, please? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3150 Can you keep a secret? E=mc2 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3151 I prefer MY dream house with a giant chalkboard wall. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3152 The answer was five 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3153 This one is a real head scratcher! Y ‘X’ ??? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3154 You’re ordering ALL THAT for lunch? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3155 I've finally done it!!! I've proven that cartoonists don't know math!! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3156 Eureka!! If I carry the 5 and divide by the square root of 820547, I WILL be able to buy a half gallon of milk and a pack of gum on my way home! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3157 I seem to have misplaced the answer - it’s in here someplace. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3158 Guess what I just proved! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3159 Please sing me the ABC song again. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3160 It's my coffee blend. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3161 Yeah. Great. But it's been done. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3162 Now I am become Death, the destroyer of Worlds and winner of all Oscars. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3163 Look! Just change the + to a - and it's the Big Whimper not Bang! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3164 The data seems to suggest that pineapple on pizza is actually pretty good. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3165 I bet I could solve this if I had longer arms. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3166 I am going out for slurpees. Do you want a blue one? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3167 Men’s room is second door on the left. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3168 Finally! We've solved the enigma of chalk. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3169 See? I do load the dishwasher correctly. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3170 Who says I’m not a problem solver? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3171 Look at how much work I got done while you were in the bathroom! 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3172 Hold it, I think I forgot to carry the '1.' 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3173 And that's how you calculate your tax liability after selling some Bitcoin. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3174 It’s ninety-nine bottles of beer! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3175 Johnson does owe more for dinner, that rat! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3176 Definitely, sacrifice bunt! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3177 I know it’s complex, but the numbers don’t lie. Trump could win! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
3178 Aha I now know how to understand women! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3179 Coincidentally, I determined the formula while in cahoots with the mortician. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3180 We owe $179.33 on the cable bill. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3181 This was such fun beforeAI 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3182 Oh gosh... Please don't tell me I´ve missed one right up from the start... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3183 So,make sense? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3184 Honey, I’ve figured out what you’re trying to tell m—” “No you haven’t. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3185 Professor, numbers soup is ready. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3186 Walter, we need to talk about your chalk budget. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3187 Please order another blackboard. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3188 Hurry,come quick,the hot UPS driver is here! 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
3189 To get to the other side! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3190 I’m close to figuring out the tip! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3191 Ok, let me explain just one last time how I ended up ‘55378008’ 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
3192 They wanted me to tell you, it’s in metric. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3193 I did it! I have discovered the 'G Spot!' 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3194 Considering variable "t", the number of items we had to bus ourselves, the correct tip works out to 14.3 percent 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3195 UGH! CARRY THE ONE, TODD!!! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3196 Did you try to turn it off and on again? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3197 So glad you're here, I almost figured why you're mad. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3198 How … became president 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3199 Come and see this! I’m close to figuring out how, women can do many things at the same time! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3200 Oh? Is it lunch time already? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3201 Alas! The quantum physics behind Donald Trump's combover! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
3202 It turns out 1+1 is 2. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
3203 Hey buddy, we forgot to tell you, we figured it out yesterday. Hope you didn’t go to too much trouble. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
3204 Turns out we CAN duplicate the 'Barbenheimer' effect. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
3205 Almost done with my tax return. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
3206 Based on my calculation, your share of today's lunch comes to $14.13658. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3207 Looks like we're going to need a bigger blackboard. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3208 Damn it!! You made me lose my place. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3209 hey, you want to go see the new Barbie movie???? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3210 It proves I'm not insane! 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3211 It turns out, one plus one really DOES equal two!... 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3212 You good? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3213 Finally, I've found a time that works for all my friends to do brunch! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3214 Exactly how much is a pinch of salt? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3215 Come quick! I can't find my gum! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3216 Still working on the"'Two men and two boys need to cross a river in a boat which is big enough for only 1 man or 2 boys' equation. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3217 Well Linda, I have no clue what I've done here... but I might be an abstract expressionist 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3218 Q.E.D. Barbie is superior to Oppenheimer 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3219 I think I found out what that weird button on the cable remote does. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3220 Hang on, I just need one more minute. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3221 Honey, leave me a bit longer. I've not figured you out yet. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3222 Now if you stand really close, cross your eyes and back away slowly, you’ll see the image of a giant bird appear 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3223 I think I’ve figured out what I owe you for dinner… 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3224 I had a grocery list on here somewhere. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3225 Whoa! Your conclusion is wrong because in the upper left quadrant 7 inches down and 3 equations to the right you forgot to change the negative 4 to a positive 4. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3226 Look, Dr. Baines, I've discovered the formula for how the Jets can have a winning season. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3227 Have you decided where to go to dinner yet 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3228 Good news! We ALMOST got it. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3229 Is that a Mathson Pollock..? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3230 I've finally unlocked the equation for filling an entire blackboard! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3231 I know it looks complicated, but here are my notes for when you dogsit my pug 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3232 Dang! I flipped the 6’s and 9’s again! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3233 Look Gerry! I solved it! But I forgot what I was trying to prove! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3234 Where’s my ladder? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3235 Now, the solution seems really obvious. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3236 ''This time travel paradox makes no sense, it must be ahead of its time.'' 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3237 We finally have the Proof! Death and Taxes are Inevitable! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3238 I’m nearly solved Barbenheimer 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
3239 Hold everything! ChatbotAI has just admitted that it deliberately put a bug in the algorithms, but refuses to tell us what it is. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3240 Dammit Dave! Now I have to start over! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
3241 I would really prefer to teach English next semester. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3242 Screw it, I’ll just have the house salad. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3243 Sorry I’m late…what did I miss? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3244 But can GPT clean the chalkboard? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3245 I’ve found the hidden cat! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3246 Quickly - I'm almost finished and out of chalk! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3247 My God...Finally! I can hear the Mr. Softee truck. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3248 Scratch that, Lloyd, they got their answer.. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3249 I can solve the origin of the Universe, but I'll need a ladder and another box of chalk. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3250 I told myself if someone walks through that door, I'll multiply by three, so three it is! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3251 Dang. That’s not right. Now, I need to start over. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3252 Looks like we only need to order 3 pizzas. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3253 Barbara, get in here, quick! I've finally done it! The female clitoris: it was there all along! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3254 Hurry up, we're going to miss Barbie! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3255 Brilliant! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3256 Is it the end of days, or do we now know how to make the perfect souffle. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3257 WooHoo! Parallel parking-here I come! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3258 It's simple! I just reduced everything to black and white. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3259 This recipe is so easy with its many variations . 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3260 Its just a coffee order Ron. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3261 These IKEA instructions have really gotten out of hand. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3262 I’ve finally figured out why Ed Sheeran is so popular! 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3263 Oh. I thought you said mb squared. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3264 I think I figured out why my wife hates it when I leave the toilet seat up! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3265 Now where did I put that degree symbol? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3266 What genius took the ladder? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3267 Astro Cleaners will give us a marginally better rate for lab coats. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3268 It means yes, I will take a coffee. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3269 Wait!!! I think I figured out men! 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3270 I think I have finally solved the chalk surplus equation. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3271 I know what I want to eat tonight! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3272 Turns out it is OK to put ketchup on hot dogs. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3273 You say potaytoe, I say potahtoe. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3274 Oppenheimer! Oppenheimer! Where is he when we need him? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3275 So, by my calculations you should be coming right now. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3276 Looks like next Tuesday for the department retreat, and a big vote for the vegan option. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3277 And in this lab, Fitz has been trying to figure out what's love got to do with it. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3278 Hurry up, bar opens in 5 minutes" 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3279 The 12 pack of paper towels is the Best Buy. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3280 Did you make sure to PEMDAS? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3281 I think I divided by zero somewhere; but where? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3282 This proves that black holes indeed make a sound. Something like "urp". 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
3283 Please, I have my own problems. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3284 I’ve done it, Higgins! I’ve determined tonight’s Netflix movie! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3285 OK, I resolved the Quantum Physics part, but could you provide me with the multiplication tables, 1-12? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3286 We've just made a group chat to decide where to go for lunch 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3287 Hmm . . . somewhere I must have forgotten to carry a 1. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
3288 Watson! You came! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
3289 Math Phobia 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
3290 I knew it!!! Han did shoot first! 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
3291 Don't tell Irving, but I added an extra exponent." 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3292 This is scary. Get me a ladder, an eraser, and chalk. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3293 The answer is 42 we should've known! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3294 Hold on I'm still trying to figure out what she meant by 'too neurotic' 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
3295 A little much for a password, don't you think? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3296 Where do you have to swipe on this thing to continue on a clear space> 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3297 Not only did I find Waldo, …I spotted Carmen San Diego! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
3298 Look, I calculated that you would walk through that door at this exact moment! 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3299 Just a minute. I’ve almost finished calculating the tip. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3300 Bob, what’s the problem!?” “I never thought equal pay for women would be so complicated.” 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3301 Look, I bought you one of those office puzzles. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3302 I like what you've done with this space, Larry! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3303 I used to be a math teacher! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3304 It's all in your head!! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3305 Ummmm . . . wrong room! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3306 And that's how much I should ideally be getting paid! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3307 It'll be the Chicago Bears over the Tennessee Titans, 24 to 10. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3308 There, I've proved it. The deep state did steal the election! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3309 It looked so much sexier in Good Will Hunting 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3310 Let's just see ChatGPT provide the proof for this! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3311 I'm 100% certain. It's potaahto,not potato 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3312 And that is how a door opens 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3313 I get paid by word count 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3314 Hey Barry, we actually need to split the check 3 ways now. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3315 Dare me to hide some dirty words in it? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3316 Did you remember the pickle? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3317 Corn, it turns out, is NOT as high as an elephant's eye. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3318 You’ve been replaced by a HP-35. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3319 I finally proved DeSantis correct. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3320 Quick, clap the erasers! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3321 And the answer is popcorn. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3322 Help me find my train of thought 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3323 Johnson, you won't believe it--I've run out of chalk! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3324 You're right, today is Tuesday! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3325 Turns out you can put pineapple on a pizza! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3326 Your approach is very formulaic. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3327 WAIT! I gave you the wrong info!! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3328 I've been assured by the higher-ups that there's as answer in here, somewhere. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3329 It's time to move on, nobody cares about aliens anymore... 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3330 Eureka......this clearly tells me that dark and white matter are almost in equilibrium. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3331 I think I've finally worked out the secret of perfect egg salad. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3332 I finally got my passwords organized! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3333 Ηελπ! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3334 Turns out the answer isn't "42". It's actually "43" 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3335 I just proved climate change. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3336 What was that question again? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3337 I've got it. You just have to assume a spherical quadratic. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3338 I figured out what were missing in the stew - a bay leaf. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3339 I’m figuring out how to afford a ticket to see Taylor Swift. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3340 Oh no, just doing my taxes. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3341 This answers the riddle to the Universe, but feel free to erase it if you need to use the blackboard. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3342 I'm just trying to figure out that Oppenheimer movie 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3343 So, this is the formula for Barbie Pink? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3344 I’ve tried every possible equation, but I still can’t solve how I reached the top of this blackboard. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3345 So this is what the mural out front of our cold brew pet cafe is gonna look like. Pretty sweet eh? 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3346 Drat. I forgot the problem again. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3347 It is multiply before subract, or the other way around? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3348 You're right after all, Medhat, it has to be cubed! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3349 Turns out Barbie solved it back in '62. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3350 I think it’s off ?! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3351 TP is cheaper at Costco! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3352 It's simple. What don't you understand. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3353 Which comes to four? I think you many want to run those numbers again. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3354 Oh good,you can help me with the Starbucks order for the department meeting. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3355 Spread the word - Barbie will outsell Oppenheimer this weekend. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3356 Understanding the new tax laws may need a bigger chalkboard. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3357 I’ve finally proven the existence of Central Jersey! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3358 No doubt…one minus one is zero! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3359 I forgot whether it was spelled ie or ei 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3360 I finally figured out the seating arrangements for our wedding 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3361 Finally, someone who will understand! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3362 Thanks the carpenter who made the perfect-sized blackboard for my formula 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3363 You're the Einstein of cosmetology. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
3364 I've, finally, figured out how to operate the coffee maker. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
3365 Looks like the Orioles might win the Pennant. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
3366 Seven minutes, forty-seven seconds late. EXACTLY as I predicted. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3367 It was so simple! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3368 I'm trying to find the formula to make the dishwasher run remotely. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3369 There’s more to Barbie than we first thought. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3370 Hunting for Goodwill? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3371 And I arrived at this without asking for directions. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3372 Nevermind we will use the AI chatbot 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3373 Can you finish up? We're going to be needing the board. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3374 Almost done calculating your bar tab, Brenda. Just kidding, can ya pass me that chalk… 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3375 So much math and I still can’t figure out which show to binge next 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3376 Huzzah! It's lemon AND lime. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
3377 I think you need a couple zeros! 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
3378 Guess what!? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3379 It’s true. The world is flat. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3380 Sorry, Doctor, I can't find the eraser. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3381 I'm missing a minus sign. Can you help? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3382 I've decided! A Filet-O-Fish and fries. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
3383 Exactly! 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3384 That pesky janitor! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3385 Ask Matt Damon if he likes these apples! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3386 I'm on to something big. Quick, order another blackboard! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3387 Oh good, now you can solve this and I'll take all the credit. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3388 Not now Buckwheat! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3389 Where do I sign my name on your work? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3390 The 2 Tacos Supreme Conbo really is the best deal. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3391 Is the bomb ready, professor? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3392 Problem solved, and just when I ran out of chalk! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3393 It’s no use. No one will make a movie about finding the formula for Cheese-Whiz. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3394 Best lunch hour ever! 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3395 Have you seen my chalk? 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
3396 Eureka! I’ve discovered the formula for man-splaining. Let me tell you all about it! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3397 Can we take the sheets in ? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3398 Bill, you can’t just draw random symbols on the board and call it math. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3399 If c was for chocolate, the universe would be deliciously expanding. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3400 I've done it! Found the formula for perfectly cleaning a blackboard! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3401 Perfect timing! Give me quick sanity check on all this before I continue. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3402 Forty-two! 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
3403 Where did I put the chalk? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3404 You need to change everything in Pink 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3405 I know it’s in here someplace… 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3406 Elegant, right? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3407 The Yankees in 5! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3408 I love this new brand of chalk! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3409 Just calculating the potential for aliens from another plant to be elected to congress. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3410 I think it's time you saw Barbie. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3411 I finally found which password we need for our locker 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3412 Tell him he needs to throw a curve ball, down and in, 3/8” off the plate, at precisely 78.2 mph! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3413 Where do I start? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3414 I don't know what everyone is complaining about...common core math is easy! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3415 It’s upside down Einstein?! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3416 Still trying to figure out how they paid for that trip to Europe? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3417 Finally, that explains Elon Musk. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3418 For Gods sake,Carol,all I asked was do you have time to go get a coffee. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3419 I see it! I finally see the forest! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3420 If it goes boom will they make a movie about me 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3421 Sorry. I'm right in the middle of something. Can you stop by again in ten years? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3422 I think I figured out why new toilets don't flush very strongly! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3423 You were right! It IS a simple solution. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3424 I need your assistance! My wife's birthday is in here somewhere. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3425 Sir, you’re writing in Sharpie. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3426 HELP! I know you'll know the answer! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3427 I figured you'd stop by. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3428 Gotta go. Just solved by a six year old monkey. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3429 Alex, thank God you're here. What's the square root of 49? 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
3430 Unfortunately, my friend, I’ve done all this work and I still can’t figure out exactly what it’s for. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
3431 Where do we come from? What are we? Where are we going Paul? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3432 Don't be intimidated. I actually used a ladder to write some of this crap. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3433 It turns out I don't like cottage cheese. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3434 Have you figured out my portion of the bill yet? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3435 Please tell me someone just invented the calculator. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3436 What do you want two and two to be. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3437 Can you see the verification code? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3438 Are you still trying to prove that time is money 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3439 This tipping is getting out of control. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3440 doordash!! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3441 I know it's difficult, but it's relatively theoretical. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3442 Not only is free shipping worked into the equation, next day delivery is an illusion too 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3443 Eureka! I've proved my theory of Infinite Scribble! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3444 I filled the board! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3445 I thought we were learning our times tables... 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3446 I finally discovered why mom loves you more than me” 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3447 The thigh bone is connected to the knee bone 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3448 Based on my calculations, Rose DID have room for Jack on that door 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3449 And there it is, my perfect margarita recipe! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
3450 Welcome to the magical world of mathematics!" From: Kishore Kumar Soma Hyderabad Indi 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3451 Oh! You're here! The problem was no problem, see? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3452 Eureka! I’ve done it. I’ve proven Einstein had crazy hair! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3453 Hello Jerry” Scene from Larry David’s new STEM sitcom “Sinefeld 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3454 I have looked at it from all angles and I still do not know who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3455 I’ve solved the debt ceiling! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3456 It's no good, Harry. I can't make it come out to less that $17.33 for each of us for our lunch. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3457 Look! I’m fat Oppenheimer! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3458 '"Wow, and I thought being an English major would not apply to the real world." 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3459 Einstein was right! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3460 Quick Jim, what’s the square root of 64? For some reason I’m drawing a blank. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3461 I have a real problem. Where's the bathroom? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3462 By God you've done it, Crenshaw! You've filled the whole blackboard! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3463 I need my ladder back! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3464 Again,ChatGTP said you are all wrong! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3465 If my calculations are correct, by 2123, the Earth's temperature will be lower by .001 degrees! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3466 Still trying to figure out the rebate program 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3467 Ok, Ok. How do you want your coffee? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3468 Hi Rob, just trying to find my value instead of dealing with emotions. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3469 I knew seeing Oppenheimer was a bad idea... 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3470 I still don't get it! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3471 Proof at last! The chicken does come before the egg! 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3472 Right on time. I predicted you would call me for dinner precisely now". 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3473 Who had the tuna melt? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3474 It proves that the moon is made of cheese. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3475 I found this on Instagram! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3476 Do you have a ladder, and an eraser? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3477 Let’s just go with the time recommended on the popcorn box 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3478 I'm solid with afternoon showers and overnight clearing but the morning dew point is all wrong. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3479 See? The proof that a duck’s quack echos! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3480 Sir, they just need the bottom line. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3481 The good news is we've disproved climate change. The bad news is we've also disproved cancel culture. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3482 It isn't going to rain tomorrow after all! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3483 I’ve finally calculated how to make a ladder disappear! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3484 This proves that 7 ate 9. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3485 It always comes out the same - zero sum. Game over. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3486 Come quick, Edwards! I’ve discovered what women really want! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3487 A beautiful mind has consequences.... 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3488 Yeah, another board!' 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3489 I think I’ve found my keys! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3490 I’ve done it! I’ve figured out the formula to make the perfect grilled cheese! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3491 There! I fucked it all up! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3492 This proves that our entire reality exists inside of a two-dimensional drawing. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3493 I've done it! I've finally done it! Proof that there's a mathematically ideal way to load the dishwasher! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
3494 I think I figured out how much I owe you for dinner! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3495 According to this it's because I eat too much. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3496 I was just trying to remember my Netflix password! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3497 Ready for Costco? Let’s go.” Weekly shopping strategy, revised 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3498 This formula proves we should see Barbie before brunch and Oppenheimer after. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3499 Elon Musk just bought our lab, we only need a large X at this point !! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3500 We tried that one last time. Didn't work. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3501 I found the answer but I lost it again. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3502 I've got lucky. I found where I was before lunch! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3503 So: since this is easily understood by the casual observer... 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3504 Egg salad shouldn't be this complicated. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3505 The Barbenheimer Equation 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3506 It calculates the half life of chalk. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3507 Yep, we'll have to give writers 9.67335282134% more in royalties. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3508 My grant money runs out on Friday. Any ideas? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3509 There is no way your mom’s banana bread recipe is that complicated. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3510 I have only one question. How did you write so high on the wall? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3511 Okay, let's go through this again...from the top 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3512 I told you Crypto Coins were a figment of your imagination! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3513 Hold that thought, Hobbs… .it’s Birthday Party Thursday in the Staff Rooms. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3514 After all these years, absolute proof! Disco does suck! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3515 I need your assistance, professor. I just ran out of fingers. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3516 Just in time, Wilson. I'm going to need either another blackboard or an eraser. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3517 Good news! I solved the formula for perfect scrambled eggs! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3518 Would it kill you to be on time for my lecture proving racism doesn’t exist? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3519 That one has already been solved by AI 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3520 It’s true! The dish can run away with the spoon. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3521 At last, conclusive proof! It was the chicken, not the egg! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3522 I found it in my pudding 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3523 Damn,we did forget to buy avocados 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3524 See,I told you we could make it the whole semester without an eraser! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3525 I've done it! I finally figured out how Elon Musk can make a profit with Twitter! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3526 Quick! Get a ladder so I can fix the equation in the top row! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3527 So…have you decided where we are going out to dinner? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3528 Stop with the jokes already 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3529 Your wife called, she said you left the house 3 hours ago, she says you went to get formula 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3530 ...and that's why the door in this room fits but only appears half the required size when open 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3531 The hallway is really dark and scary! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3532 Guess what? Einstein was right! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3533 ...and yes, a definitely a dozen. We need a dozen eggs. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3534 Quick, an eraser. the first line is wrong. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3535 You left your Subaru’s lights on, Hal! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3536 I’ve got the equation for women to get equal pay! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3537 Somewhere on this board is the solution to my balding 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3538 to figure the tip, just multiply by two..." 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3539 Close the door! Close the door!… it’s chalk! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3540 I swear that's the last time I forget to charge my phone. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
3541 At last! A sure fire formula for a hit comedy show. I'm calling it "The Steady State Theory". 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3542 Eureka, I've finally proved that all men are created equal! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3543 ChatGPT has entered the room. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3544 I just predicted you wouldn't knock. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3545 You're just in time for my Eureka Moment! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3546 We’re screwed!! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3547 Eureka! I’ve invented lime juice! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3548 Oh good. Now we can see the answer clearly, in black and white. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3549 Equals Eight! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3550 Ah, perhaps you're the missing variable I'm looking for! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3551 I'm still not sure how much we should have tipped for lunch. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3552 If these calculations are correct, my keys are under the carseat! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3553 I think I almost have the GrubHub order finalized 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3554 The numbers don't lie - the chicken had to cross the road. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3555 Now where did I write down the grocery list? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3556 No need to continue professor..we found the missing coffee... 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3557 At last, we finally know why seven ate nine! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3558 I still say the best part of coaching football is drawing up plays. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3559 Since she’s not giving consent for cervical exams, I think I’ve almost figured out how we can still claim she’s failed to progress… 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3560 Don’t you ever knock? Now I’ve lost my place. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3561 The good news is the answer is 42. The bad news is that now we need to figure out the question. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3562 Wall paper or shower curtain? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3563 I found the meaning of life. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3564 Im lost 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3565 “Somewhere I wrote down the phone number of the Nobel committee!” 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3566 I've discovered the reason behind the Great Chalk Shortage! 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3567 If you stand way back, the visual texture of this board is very appealing, but up close there are some bad mistakes in several equations. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3568 Finally……somebody willing to loan me their fingers and toes. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3569 Finally figured out what Kenergy means 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3570 The fools working on the theory of everything, this is the theory of nothing! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3571 I figured you’d walk in and say that 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3572 Now I have to start all over! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3573 Wrong room. This is not Rocket Science. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3574 It’s about time! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3575 I confirm that Amazon will deliver on Tuesday morning. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3576 You were right! You can't get there from here. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3577 Good news! Our Christmas shopping is done. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
3578 I suppose being late is your way of getting smart with me. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3579 Eureka! I finally proved Black Lives Matter. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3580 I call it, "new math" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3581 Can’t you stop being so calculating?! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3582 Janice – drop the biscuit for six seconds this time. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3583 I came up with an idea for 'Oppenheimer II'! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3584 Not now! I've almost proven I'm smarter than ChatGPT! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3585 I've finally discovered why my wife is upset! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3586 I’m here to wash the blackboard 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3587 Dr. Nelson, look! I’ve hit upon the Theory of Nearly Everything! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3588 Something doesn’t add up. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3589 Did you find my car keys?" 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3590 What do you say, ChatGPT and lunch? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3591 Stop! Those are the ingredients in a bag of Cheetos. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3592 I just figured out my share of the faculty dinner tab. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3593 I've just solved the probability of you coming back! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3594 Whaddya mean, you can't find any more chalk?! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3595 I owe my whole existence to CHALK! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3596 Finally, the solution for looking busy. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3597 So that's how I plan to ask them out on a date. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3598 Quick get me a ladder - I think I see the answer 10 feet up. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3599 come on in I figured it out! its so simple 1.1887 0.03818 106 86 20 0
3600 She left me and took the kids 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
3601 -and the winning lotto number will be . . . 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3602 I solved the problem of why no one takes my classes! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3603 Please help me find my error! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3604 Have you tried black on whiteboard? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3605 This proves it, bees cannot fly! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3606 It’s my latest enigma to trip up chatGPT. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3607 The gibberish is ready! Send in the trustees. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3608 I was just trying to figure out once and for all if E really does equal mc squared. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3609 Never mind, Professor -- the AI solved it already. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3610 Sorry to interrupt...it's A.I 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3611 I figured it all out….. The answer is 2. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3612 Sincere question, Carol. Is that a SpaceX rocket equation or the name of Mr. Musk’s newborn? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3613 You’re late for your shift. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3614 It would have been far less complicated if you used a whiteboard. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3615 I think I’ve solved junior’s homework! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3616 You're just in time for the breakthrough I've been procrastinating 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3617 Ah, Roberts. Just in time to dot the ‘Ts’ and cross the ‘Is’! 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3618 I can conclude that “housing and healthcare cannot be made free” 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3619 Can it, Fred. The girls in the data entry pool just solved it using a calculator app. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3620 Oh, there it is! 8 X 9 is 72. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3621 Hey, that reporter's here to interview you about my work. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3622 What is 'x' again?? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3623 I have created a formula that will finally help us determine why we're burning through so much chalk around here. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3624 Come'on Harold we tried that once before ... 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
3625 Only 237 more days until Christmas! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3626 Hoover! No, that’s not right. Electrolux! No, hold on . . . 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3627 I just simplified the political system. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3628 Good news! They’ve banned the data that disproves your theory! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3629 Quick, I ran out of chalk! 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
3630 Hey, do you know where the eraser is? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3631 Good news! I've spotted your mistake. It's in the first line. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3632 You wouldn't happen to have a slide rule on you, would you? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3633 It was so simple........ how could I have missed it! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3634 Eureka, there IS order in chaos! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3635 Again, Matt Damon! ...I can't wait until the SAG strike is over. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3636 And that's how I knew you would arrive at this very moment. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3637 OMG, I'm out of chalk. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3638 Tell me, quick. Is it plus or minus? 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
3639 Whwt was the question again 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3640 Quick, what's 2 + 2? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3641 One and one is two! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3642 did you get my email about what time we should go to lunch? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3643 Still no closer to predicting how Randy from Cleveland is going to vote. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3644 Henry, I've solved it! I figured out how to cover this whole chalk board without using a ladder! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3645 Damn,we overtipped at lunch. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3646 Thanks for getting the coffee. I can't handle that Starbucks menu. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3647 It's quite the simple really! This is the solution to climate change. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3648 Eureka! I finally figured out where we should have lunch. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3649 I am getting close to what my wife wants for dinner. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3650 suck on this Ai! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3651 Finally! Go find a hammer and some nails, this thing is coming off the wall, and I can't hold it much longer." e 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3652 ... and that's why ice cream is SO good 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
3653 haha Jim you crazy bastard you really are doing science equations so hard right now 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3654 Next time we’re getting separate checks. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3655 Wordle 6/6! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3656 This is A.I's calculation of human discrimination. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
3657 I’ve solved life’s biggest mystery! It takes an average of pi licks to get to the center of a Tootsie pop! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3658 Ugh... Tax season again? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3659 2 plus 2 IS 4! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3660 Where do I put the answer? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3661 It’s on 75% markdown! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3662 I think Einstein was right. E does equal MC squared. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3663 Quick! Quick! Doctor Roland, I see the problem! If you'll give me a boost I'll show you what I mean. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3664 I stll can't figure out where the bathroom is! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3665 The limit actually is the sky! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3666 There I have it, the antigravity solution. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3667 As you can see, E=MC Hammer. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
3668 The answer is here somewhere. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3669 I've got it! The answer to why you can't wear white after labor day! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3670 The cleaning crew is nearly here. Snap a picture with my phone. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3671 Solved! Put Rose Lavelle back in midfield. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3672 Apparently, the universe is named Steve 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3673 How do you like the new wallpaper? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3674 No hurry,ChatGPT just solved this. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3675 I can hit snooze one more time and still have 17 seconds to get ready. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3676 You're wife called and said you screwed up the checking account balance again. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3677 quod erat subdemonstratum! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3678 I've proved Fermat's second-to-last theorem! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3679 Oh no, he’s going off on a tangent again!! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3680 Quick-- ask Sheldon Cooper to helpme solve this problem! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3681 I found the proof!! The world is in for a chalk shortage. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3682 By Gulliver! It only took twelve nori sheets lifted from the Brobdingnagians to find the solution to England's political quandaries! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3683 Now where did I put that E=MC2 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3684 Eureka I discovered just a moment before death we understand everything... uh oh 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3685 Great! Now can you just air drop it to me? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3686 Just in time; I think I've finally figured out how to split the check! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3687 Don't worry, I'll explain it over email. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
3688 I'm calculating the tip. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3689 I did it! I figured out our lunch order! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3690 Did you bring the extra plutonium? I believe we now have the formula to beat Barbie at the box office. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3691 Be more patient! I am very close to a proof for your replacement head! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3692 This isn't the Sistine Chapel. Are you about done? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3693 It's true! Oppenheimer is the perfect movie. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3694 And this is how to save money on your car insurance. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3695 Check this out. Perfect circle. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3696 ...well either Trump needs to stop getting indicted or we're commandeering another board! 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3697 I did it! I finally figured out the maximum capacity of this blackboard 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
3698 I was hoping you'd finish before the building was demolished. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3699 I'll share credit with you if you give me a boost. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3700 Trump’s innocent! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3701 Invoking the spirit of Jackson Pollock. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3702 I'm breaking in on your codes! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3703 I couldn’t tolerate its aesthetically unharmonious asymmetry, so I made a few additions. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3704 What? I own shares in a chalk company. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3705 First grade math 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3706 You can stop now. AI just solved it. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3707 Perfect coffee! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3708 The chalkboard eraser has been missing for months. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3709 Where’s that good old Will Hunting when you need him? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3710 I’ve figured out how to make sure trash goes in the can when we throw it out!!! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3711 So are you the AI guy? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3712 There has got to be a number in here somewhere 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3713 I figured-out why the toilet doesn’t flush! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3714 ChatGPT says it's not bad, for a hallucination. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3715 Rosetta, are you stoned ? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3716 Yeah,I think that extended warranty should save you money. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3717 Oh , no! The electric grid will be down in 3 minutes? I haven't finished my thought. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3718 You would weep too if you couldn't understand your own blackboard. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3719 Agnes, what are the odds? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3720 Matt Damon was wrong! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3721 I thought the homework was geometry 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
3722 I KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD GO FOR DINNER 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3723 I'm not become death 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3724 I just proved that there were two shooters. Hey, what's that you're holding? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3725 I've done it! The proof that writing symbols on a chalkboard makes you look smart! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3726 Hey Al, I found it! It's e=mc² not e=mc³ 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3727 It either makes time travel possible or a mean beef stroganoff. Have you eaten? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3728 it actually doesn’t amount to anything after all! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3729 You were right. More people eat ice cream in the summer. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3730 I figured out what you did wrong! Everything! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3731 Look at this! Whoever wrote it must be 19 feet tall! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3732 Sorry to interrupt you, but they changed the code again 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3733 Finally! Ready for lunch? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3734 I'm working on a calculation for knowing when to tip. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3735 Next time, I’m using a computer. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3736 The Back Door Solution. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3737 Doctor, there is no more chalk in the village! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3738 It’s a tip calculator! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3739 Quite certain they are all connected! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3740 Good news! One more coffee should do it! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3741 Welcome to my brain 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3742 It’s all relative,Albert! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3743 I know why plant died! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3744 This is how the finance department figured the "apr" on my student loan. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3745 Don't be silly, there's never a bad time to destroy thirty years of hard work. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3746 I've figured out a way to avoid traffic! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3747 Professor, it worked! Your pizza delivery is here! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3748 Eureka! The 6:19 is late again! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3749 It's existential, yet so accessible! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3750 Eureka. We have discovered all the variables. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3751 Please bring me another board and more chalk. I think I'm near a breakthru! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3752 Hold on, turns out we just had to shutdown and restart… 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3753 The hip bone “IS” conneccted to the leg bone! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3754 Sorry, you’re eighty years too late! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3755 You’re right; he loves me. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3756 Right on time. I have been expecting you 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3757 Sidney Harris was right! A miracle occurred! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3758 Call me a Luddite, but I still prefer long-hand to AI. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3759 Easy peasy! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3760 Solved it! The meaning of life is 0. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3761 Ah! Were you able to find the rest of the chalk? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3762 I found the DEEP State. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3763 That decimal’s in the wrong place. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3764 Oh hey! Can you bring some of that black space in here? I need more. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3765 Would have been easier if I had a ladder! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3766 David Remnick, I can smell your cunt! This time it's personal!" 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3767 Just about to solve the equation of life until I ran out of board space. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3768 Just five more minutes and I’ll have finalized how to split the bill. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3769 All that and I still don’t know what I want for dinner. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3770 I just figured out how to keep pairs of socks together. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3771 Equals four? Can we check those numbers again?” 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3772 Your Mom's on the phone 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3773 Stop!! DeSantis has fired 40% of those staffers. I got the eraser! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3774 Excuse me Mr. Nolan, can we begin filming now? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3775 So that’s why she was mad! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3776 Eureka! Two hundred wrongs do make a right! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3777 I can't believe this turned out to be so easy! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3778 Look! I've improved the recipe for Cheetos. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3779 May I borrow your rolling ladder? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3780 Eureka! I discovered how to make our heads proportional to our bodies. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3781 Ridley, this is earth shattering! E actually equals MC CUBED! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3782 Who erased my drawing? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3783 How can I carry the one? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3784 Just a sec. I think I have the solution to our admissions dilemma. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3785 I can't figure out my ex. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3786 Not what I meant by "baby formula." 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3787 Hold on a sec, I think I just solved for "X" 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3788 I’m screwed! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3789 English, please! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3790 The solution to pollution is not dilution. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3791 It's just as I suspected. Bob Newhart really is the best comic! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3792 No wonder there's a formula shortage! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3793 But I’m so close to figuring out what my wife wants for dinner. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3794 Great,now I have to create a new password. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3795 After 16 years, Edmund discovers how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3796 I almost figured out the weekend subway schedule! 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3797 Turns out, I *do* have really long arms! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3798 God damn it all, where did I leave my Key’s Equation? 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3799 Have you figured out why your wife is mad yet? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3800 I can't find the x anymore 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3801 Behold! Using these calculations, we can finally understand what Biden is saying! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3802 Eureka! It's Oppie's world! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3803 Oh, I'm so glad you're here! All this needs is a woman's touch. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3804 I finally figured out what AI cannot reproduce. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3805 Train your mind to look beyond the physical wall that contains you. I think Bob Dylan could’ve said that. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3806 E=mc2" alway 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3807 What's this part about picking up a loaf of bread? 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3808 Hold on, Martha. I’ve just solved for what the popcorn setting is for. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3809 According to this, black holes are actually pale fuchsia in color. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3810 You can't argue with the math: I'd definitely be cooler with a jetski. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3811 Phil, I think I’ve figured out how Barbie beat us. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3812 I’ve found a way to remember the restroom code! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3813 Just finished the lyrics, you have the melody yet? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3814 Eureka! X=2! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3815 Find the joke and I'll buy lunch! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3816 If the dean tells me it needs to be applied, I'm going to spray paint it on their car. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3817 I did it! Behold how to cancel a social media app! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3818 A beautiful mind it isn't. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3819 What have you done to my whiteboard?! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3820 Hey. Can't find where you wrote your locker combination again? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3821 Tada!! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3822 I’m not a scientist, but this looks like something from Oppenheimer. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3823 I seem to have run out of chalk 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3824 Jackson Pollack can eat my hat. This is gobbledygook with real meaning! 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
3825 It’s conclusive! Lunch is at Applebee’s! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3826 I discovered a theorem that justifies having you buy lunch again!" 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3827 Huh. Turns out you just need to press 'O' to reach an operator. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3828 I’m so excited about publishing this proof to Fermat’s lesser-known penultimate theorem! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3829 How'd you get my number? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3830 My fundamental theorem of data collection shows (revenue) = (scrolling)*(speed of light)^2 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3831 AI to the rescue. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3832 That's it, then. A tuna sandwich for lunch. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3833 What? You discovered the reason you were dumb enough to use a backboard for your precious formula? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3834 I think I missed sqaring the two up there. Can you find me an extension ladder? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3835 No, I'm not busy . . . Just doing taxes. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3836 Turns out they were indeed on a break. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3837 I found the ladder 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3838 WHAT'D YOU MEAN..."STOP DOODLING! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3839 Don’t forget the bread and milk! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3840 Nevermind, professor! Our funding for why cats love boxes has run out. May god bless the next generation of scholars. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3841 If Lee Krasner and Jackson Pollack had been STEM students… 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3842 I've solved it !!! But I can't remember what "it" is ???? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3843 Uh, I forgot to mention, number two was in wrong place 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3844 I just saw Oppenheimer 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3845 last, more chalk! 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
3846 E=MC2 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3847 this is what happened when i stopped harpooning gerunds. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3848 Didn't you hear about twitter? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3849 I chose this over ‘I will not talk in class'. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3850 Your mother’s on the phone. She can’t get on The Internet. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3851 This was the fifth graders' homework?? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3852 I have some great news about the latest climate predictions! For one of us, that is. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3853 As I said, it is intuitively obvious. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3854 What's a computer? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3855 I thought I would never crack that combination lock ! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3856 The answer is three. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3857 Pick a number between 1 and 10. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3858 You’re not going to believe this … Pi R Round! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3859 Hey, I stayed up all night and found the mistake or the matrix. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3860 Eureka! I’ve proven the Theory of Nothing! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3861 At last I can prove 2+2 IS 4! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3862 I just realized I forgot to carry the seven in the second line. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3863 Do they always have to make these things so small? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3864 Glad to see you, Fred. I've got about 'this much' yet to fill into my equation. Got any suggestions? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3865 My universal occasion/location tip calculator is finally complete! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3866 Where'd that x go? 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
3867 Cheese open, mouse, side door, crackers! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3868 I did it! I figured out what women want! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3869 No, nothing special, just a bit of brain gym. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3870 Glad you are here. Almost done. Here - your car will explode in two minutes. 1.1818 0.04864 110 96 8 6
3871 Right or wrong , nobody can figured it out. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3872 See?! I told you we could actually save money if we got a dog! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3873 I’ve finally proven the right way to hang the toilet paper roll! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3874 Professor, I don't think your lunch order needs to be quite so complicated! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3875 My wife said she doesn't care where we go for dinner. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3876 And that means our team moves on to the quarterfinals. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3877 Gerald, please start over. I told you to use the pink chalk. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3878 I've discovered a way to explain your own calculation back to you in a patronizing way. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3879 Long day? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3880 Dr. Jones, quick, what is fifteen divided by three? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3881 I'm about to prove Zeno's Theorem! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3882 I have done it Harley, I’ve done it. 1 and 1 is three. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3883 All I can say is it’s like life you’re figure it. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3884 Rats! Forgot to carry the 1…. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3885 Administration says all formulas have to be written on a white board from now on. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3886 Ha! It’s proven! The grass ISN’T always greener on the other side! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3887 So o o . . . how much salt do I add to the stew? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3888 Eureka! I've finally figured out why nerds are so unpopular! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3889 Energy... matter... space... time... I've developed a comprehensive, irrefutable proof that I don't understand any of it!" 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3890 One more shroom ought to do it. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3891 What?! I like to do it in my free time. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3892 And that is how to make the perfect cup of tea. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3893 I should have let x equal 2. Quick, go get that kid from the basketball team ! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3894 Have you figured out what you're ordering yet? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3895 Good will hunting made this look really easy 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3896 And that's why I don't like cricket 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3897 ..and the conclusion is ‘ask ChatGPT!’ 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3898 They just published a paper to Arxiv on that exact same topic 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3899 Do you have a minute? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3900 That’s great, we’ll take it from here. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3901 Frank! Got a minute? 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3902 Mercy! We have until Tuesday before AI takes over! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3903 I’ve almost figured out how my kid’s first grade teacher wants them to solve 16+25. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
3904 The men have built a machine that does away with the need for women to do their complicated calculations. But there appear to be a few bugs in the machine. They were wondering ... If maybe you could take a look at it? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3905 I don't think mercantilism is completely dead, do you? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3906 Lend me your slide rule for old times’ sake. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3907 Didn't we order the infinity-size blackboard? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3908 Look! It IS two!!! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3909 Beyonce really is the coolest. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3910 You were totally on point when you said you thought I would gaslight you and take credit for your brilliant work if I could get away with it, and I did. But, like, we still cool tho’, riiiight? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3911 Guess what, the proof for the theory of relativity is the same my chicken soup secret recipe. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3912 It’s settled. Judge bats fourth. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3913 Now, hold on! This isn’t what it looks like. I wasn’t trying to impress you!” 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3914 Guess what? The universe was made in six days! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3915 I think I figured out where my car keys are. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3916 Did you figure out what you want for dinner yet? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3917 They said it’s a clean slate! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3918 For crying out loud, I still don't know what she meant by it's ok. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3919 I'm board. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3920 This will guarantee you a Republican majority without the Supreme Court having a clue of what's going on 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3921 Hurry, I need more fingers. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3922 Wait! Haven’t you heard? AI solved it in ten minutes. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3923 Don’t you dare say “It’s complicated.” 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3924 What in the world…? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3925 Professor, I believe I've solved love. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3926 Oh crap, I think I forgot to carry the one… 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3927 I'm trying to bring together calculus and the arts... it's a Math-squiat! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3928 If I just had a bigger board, I think I could solve it..!! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3929 See, PROOF! It wasn't 'our best sale ever' after all! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3930 Food's getting cold. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3931 Nevermind, I'll just bring you a sandwich AND and salad. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3932 Quick! What's the spelling for 'Ladder'? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3933 It's over, Nash. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3934 Louise, who knew the formula for happiness was so simple? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3935 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3936 Right up there in the left corner, see it? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3937 I've been counting on you... 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3938 Elon wants to know if you have solved for X ? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3939 Eureka! I finally figured out my cell phone bill. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3940 Check this out! I just proved Infinity ends! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3941 Oppie, world destruction can wait. Let’s go watch the barbie movie. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3942 Finally solved! The one-page tax form! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3943 Mr. Watson, come here; I want you. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3944 Passwords are getting too complex 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3945 Did you bring any chalk with you? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3946 Have you finished your multiplication tables yet? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3947 . . . and voila! The dinner tip 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3948 This is all 'pi' in the sky. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3949 Therefore I conclude we will never solve the door handle problem 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3950 I've got four reactions to this mansplaining analysis you've got here. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3951 Have you seen the janitor? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3952 Only Sheldon could sort this! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3953 Send me a text. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3954 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should have an accent wall. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
3955 No, as a matter-of-fact I haven't heard of "ChatGPT". 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3956 Must you exclaim ‘How you like them apples?!’ every time you solve an equation? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3957 I'm such an IDIOT!... In the start I wrote "10 square inches" and it should have been "10 inches square" 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3958 I think I may have cracked how to get my son to return my calls. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3959 No matter what I do, I still cannot figure out how the Mets suck so badly. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3960 Where's the eraser? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3961 There are only 10 numbers-0 through 9. Why is this so complicated!? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3962 And this is how ChatGTP works. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3963 That British writer fellow just had it backwards all this time. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3964 I lost my car keys. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3965 There, top left corner. You forgot to take the square root. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3966 Is this your new design for post-modern wall paper? Do you think we should produce it in colors other than white and black? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3967 I discovered how to return a package to Amazon! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3968 Being too generous with my Netflix password is going to cost me! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3969 OOps! What's 6x3 again? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3970 Would you mind explaining it again? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3971 Wrong classroom??? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3972 It turns out X equaled Y all along. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3973 Who did this? Was it Matt Damon? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3974 It started as a tic-tac-toe game. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3975 I have done it! I have calculated Pi to its final digit. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3976 This just in! The odds of Trump being re-elected are still good! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3977 What's eleven minus three? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3978 Wall Street, here I come! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3979 ”Oh, my bad! I thought you said “Find X, not ‘find for X.’ 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3980 It’s a fantasy movie, Alan. We don’t need to explain the rollerblades. @barbie 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3981 if I need a minus sign at the end, can I just add it? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3982 Dang! No matter what I try, X does not = Twitter. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3983 So we can keep the Netflix subscription? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3984 Help! I had it, but now I can't find it! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3985 Sign it. The Museum of Modern Art wants to exhibit it in its Contemporary Figures Gallery. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3986 Come in Billingsly, I've discovered the formula for quantum mechanical fruitcake. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3987 Sorry, the supply room is out of chalk 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3988 You’d better be Matt Damon! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3989 At last! We've finally figured out where the ladder got to! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3990 …I was asked to reset my password before I could access my account 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3991 The calculations are irrefutable, inescapable, beyond a shadow of a doubt. Joyce, will you marry me? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3992 I’ve almost figured out what women want! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3993 It's a very big blackboard. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3994 Quick, Simpson! I needed that CreamSicle ten minutes ago. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3995 No, No, Stop Arturo, my wife doesn't like this rug design anymore. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3996 The solution is far more inclusive on a blackboard, don't you think? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
3997 You know, nobody likes a show-off… 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3998 Just in time my dear! I finished the equation for what women want. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
3999 My shirt just erased String Theory! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4000 I got it. You owe me a buck fifty. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4001 Professor, you really must go now. The demolition crew is here to start tearing down the building. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4002 Just as I thought—7! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4003 Alert Mr. Musk at once. I've finally solved for X! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4004 It took a while,Morris,but you were right. O Ketchup and relish do not go well together on a hot dog. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4005 Collective HumanStupidity is Unsolvable. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4006 I've solved the problem of knowing how much to tip! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4007 Time for your lunch break. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4008 Water IS wet! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4009 I'm here to clean the blackboards 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4010 Can I rub this sh*t off? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
4011 Oh, this? It'll Bohr you to spheres. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4012 Oppenheimer ain't got nothing on me! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4013 Quick! Come and see! I’ve written an instruction manual for how to operate a TV remote control! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4014 Quick ... more chalk?" 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4015 Yes, that's very pretty Mrs Jones. Now come with us and we'll get someone to clean that board. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4016 So, should I itemize or use the standard deduction? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4017 Assuming no mistakes in my calculations, I've proven that the earth is indeed flat! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4018 I think the "n" in the upper right-hand corner should be a "q" 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4019 Why must you make everything so complicated? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4020 You DON’T want to know… 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4021 Eureka! I can finally prove why people watching Barbie can hear the atomic bomb go off in Oppenheimer! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4022 cogito,ergo sum 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4023 And that’s how we know 2+2=4! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4024 How do you reach the top of your blackboard? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4025 I forgot about the "miracle" part! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4026 Have you seen Barbie anywhere? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4027 I've proven it! Phillips *is* the one who's been using my half & half. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4028 ?! I completely ran out of symbols! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4029 Honey come in here, the board's first words! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4030 No more guessing! I figured out the formula for doing the Wordle! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4031 Nothing makes sense anymore. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4032 OMG Have you seen Barbie?? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4033 You're not late. You're not early. You're in the time-space continuum! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
4034 Oh no! Professor Miller's been hit with Jackson Pollock Syndrome! 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
4035 I believe I've solved the theorem for halting all extended warranty offers. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
4036 Want to play Hangman? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4037 Hurry, do you have a piece of chalk? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4038 ChatGPT just came up with a one-line proof. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4039 What is Hollywood thinking? It's a Barbie movie, not rocket science. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
4040 Because, my mother taught me if I don't at first succeed then try again. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4041 All this and we get back to an empty set. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4042 Can you believe it? They messed up our food order again! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4043 look, look the answer is here-right here 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4044 Peanut butter does go with jelly! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4045 Guess what? One plus one does equal eleven! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4046 Professor come quick Oppenheimer is on the phone. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4047 Eureka! I got the Taylor Swift tickets! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4048 I was just trying to calculate if the door handle is too low. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4049 And now to figure out what it means. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4050 I’ve checked several times, and confirmed that it’s 42. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4051 Upon running out of blackboard , Professor Whiteman calls for reinforcements 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4052 Oh good, you're here! How about some tea and Pi? 1.1778 0.05823 90 81 2 7
4053 Ah hah…it’s all so black and white ! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4054 I have figured out your tax deductions for 2023 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4055 Hold on--what was x supposed to represent again? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4056 I 've finally figured out what you want. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4057 Maybe we should just chalk it up to experience. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4058 I think I figured out who is going to win the presidential elections. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4059 Gibberish always impresses the under educated. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4060 I knew the IRS owed me a refund! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4061 Your interruption means I have to start all over! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4062 Please come in, Griswald, look at this great wallpaper I found for the powder room! Won’t it be a wonderful addition? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4063 Nope! The calories still count! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4064 Your dinner is getting cold. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4065 Why it isn't correct doesn't add up to me 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
4066 I'm glad you are here! You are so good at guzindas! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4067 I just can’t get it out of my head! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4068 The meat industry looking for ways to refute generations of worldwide data. "Are you sure this is how the tobacco industry did it?" 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4069 Bob, “You promised not to enroll in another bootcamp!” 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4070 : "Turns out SPAM will eventually spoil." 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4071 Richard, you're supposed to be in Room X—this is Y. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4072 I almost have Mom's Tuna Casserole figured out! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
4073 I think I may have found a cure for baldness! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
4074 Do you think AI could be better? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4075 I've got it! It needs more salt. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4076 Have you figured out what you want for lunch yet? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4077 I did it. I found Waldo! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4078 Help! I ran out of chalk. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4079 Remind me again how to subtract 2-digit numbers. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4080 It's confirmed; E=mc². 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4081 And yet I still can't remember where I left my keys. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4082 It's proven. No tickets for Barbie until after the next Presidential election. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4083 If you wanted a cup of coffee, all you had to do was ask! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4084 One two, tie your shoe... three four, open the door... 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
4085 Quick shut that door there is an AI Bot in the hall 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4086 If my proof is wrong, nobody will know. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4087 Eureka! I found a shortcut around the Beltway! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4088 Perfect timing... I just worked out the equation for world peace! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4089 Dinner is ready. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4090 Why can’t they see it? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4091 I'm struggling with this ... can you get the janitor? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4092 Hurry! They’re installing white boards! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4093 I lost my chalk. Has anyone seen my chalk? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4094 Christopher Nolan working on his first draft of Oppenheimer. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4095 I guess they’re right after all. 1 plus 1 really is 2. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4096 Of course I carried the one…. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
4097 I figured out how to stop overthinking! 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
4098 I know I 'm late. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4099 So you've reconsidered my theory about aliens... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4100 I need someone to fill in the blank. Oh, he's here now! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4101 Just a few more equations and I'll have the solution to all the world's problems. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4102 I still don't know where my keys went. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
4103 My mistake, just a teaspoon needed. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4104 I'm cramming for my performance review 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4105 We’re deciding on lunch and so far it looks like sushi. Thoughts? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4106 Oppenheimer, The Sequel 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4107 You're just in time, I was about to start erasing. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4108 Eureka! I just figured out why my wife left me. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4109 Ah ha, I figured it out! They probably brought in a really long ladder. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4110 Sure I’m lost, but I defy any AI program to replicate it 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4111 The good news is that it's definitely chaotic theory. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4112 Mr. Einstein, you have a call. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4113 Look, I have the final solution, please help me find out what for. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4114 You know, you could have just used a calculator. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4115 Quick! Get me some pudding. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
4116 Is the pizza here? I just figured out the tip. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4117 Are we out of chalk? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
4118 I finally cracked it! The perfect wallpaper. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4119 You used the permanent markers again… 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4120 It's all starting to make sense, this isn't Greek. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4121 It's the 'three pie are' part I'm struggling with. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4122 I’ve discovered the formula for love and you walked in the door! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4123 Ah, Professor Murphy...I think I've proved your law works on many levels, but I could be wrong. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4124 Can you believe this is what Elon Musk originally wanted to change Twitter’s name to? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4125 Where’s Matt Damon when you need him? 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
4126 I’ve derived the optimal caption! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4127 You’re going to need a bigger board. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4128 Eureka! I've discovered the theory of utter stupidity! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4129 So, let’s see, if I transfer money from my 401k into my IRA and then I… 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4130 At last, my equations worked; i created a superior clone of myself! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4131 I found a mistake in my calculations. When a ball is dropped, it will fall down, not up! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4132 Well, If it isn’t “Good Will Hunting” all over again! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4133 Come quick! I’m on a roll! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4134 I know where I left my keys! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4135 Yes, it's gibberish! But it'll fool 99 percent of the people who see it! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4136 By Jove, I’ve got it. 2x2 equals 4. But 2 squared also equals 4 and 2+2 equals 4. How can that be? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4137 We do not have enough chalk to prove that "infinity" goes on forever. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4138 Hey! how does that “Inch Worm” song go again? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4139 Couldn't we find an easier recipe to prepare for tonights dinner party? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4140 I think I've figured out where we parked the car... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4141 It's an algorithm that predicts what's gonna infuriate my wife. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4142 But darling, can you prove that the landlord will not have a cow? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4143 I did it. I discovered the formula for Barbenheimer. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4144 Hey Jerry, thanks for coming, identity politics has made it into the publishing process and it is DARK matter after all. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4145 It turns out Sally only has SIX ice creams to share 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4146 After all my research, Amy, I have finally found the PERFECT food! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4147 So, according to my calculations the tip should be $7.50! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4148 Nice try, but that's not gonna fix your marriage. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4149 Bring me a ladder – I see an error at the top left. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4150 What did you do with the ladder and the eraser? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4151 Oops, a mistake at the start. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4152 I still can’t explain how BARBIE out grossed OPPENHEIMER? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4153 Yes,now I think I understand Artificial Intelligence. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4154 Thanks for figuring out the fall schedule for the kids. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4155 The Louvre called 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4156 Quick, how many times does 8 go into 72? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4157 It's not a mathematical model. It's the actual Big Bang! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4158 I found my keys! 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
4159 The Yankees won't win! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4160 Eureka! All I need to do is put the eggs in boiling water! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4161 I would like to buy a vowel? 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
4162 I know its wrong, but I forgot my ladder. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4163 We can fix this! "I've cracked the code to go back in time!" 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
4164 It's taken me forty-nine years of intense research, but I finally know how to solve a Rubik's Cube! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4165 My formula has reached a severe constraint. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4166 When I'm a little late, blackboard writing is like. . . 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4167 Stepping inside, George suddenly forgot why he came in. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4168 Where have you been? I expected you 0.0003 seconds ago. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4169 Yes, ‘Aha’ is the answer. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4170 Don’t talk to me- I’m onto something. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4171 Help! I've lost a π in a tangle of square roots. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4172 After getting my PhD in Physics, I still can't figure out what Tenet is about 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4173 What's it good for you ask?" "Finding the square root f a hypotenuse, is all, sez I. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4174 I've narrowed it down to 254 possible choices for dinner. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4175 Darn! You always do that. I just about had it solved and you have to come barging in and break my train of thought. Now it's back to square one." 1.1750 0.05839 80 71 4 5
4176 I've finally figured out why people back in to parking spots. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4177 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's OFF to work we go! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4178 I believe I've proven Wordlebot wrong! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4179 Yes! I've proven that 2+2=4! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4180 I came as soon as I heard. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4181 I’ve almost decided what to make for dinner. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4182 Before you opened the door, I had both found and not found a solution. Now that you've opened it, I may have found a solution. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4183 It appears that the tipping point has a tipping point. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4184 I’ve laid it out here: Scandoval started when Tom, Ariana, and Raquel… 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4185 I got it!! The answer is 4! It’s 4!! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4186 You'll never be able to replicate this, without the ladder. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4187 Der Blutnik is Meorkin, nicht wahr? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
4188 Daniel, I've finally figured out how to cook! Call my wife 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
4189 Quick. The white roller brush! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4190 OMG, E really does equal M C-squared. That's a wow. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4191 I've think I've worked out the Barbenheimer algorithm! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4192 Eureka! If you turn an 8 on its side, it really juices your results. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4193 I apparently can fly 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4194 Wow! MC-squared equals E too! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4195 It looked easy when Matt Damon did it. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4196 Where the hell is the bottom line....... 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4197 Wanna play tic tac toe? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4198 See Dick use a Smartboard. Look Look Look 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4199 That's about all I know. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4200 Ms. Tibs, this room is reserved for Spanish III. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4201 Come in! I've been applying converse bistromaths to the check and here's your share for today's lunch. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4202 I've finished on the computer now if you need? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4203 What do you mean I’m $1 short for the office kitty? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4204 So, it turns out I can jump really high when tenure is on the line! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4205 It's ok, we figured it out; Bob was just on mute. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4206 Did you bring the stepladder? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4207 We might just need to leave this as visual proof for future generations to admire! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4208 I am so feeling Hidden Figures vibes! 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4209 That’s a lot of white chalk 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4210 Oh this? I'm just calculating the probability that I'll order out instead of eating leftovers. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
4211 It's in the fridge, behind the mustard! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4212 Doc, the IT team kindly asks you again to ditch the chalk. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4213 I've figured out who stole my ladder. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4214 I figured out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4215 I have worked out every possible solution and none of them explains why people like him. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4216 I figured out how to make people excited about science! It all starts at the top left corner over there... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4217 Noooooo!! You're working on the wrong problem! 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
4218 Are you making that into a white board or wall paper? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4219 Behold! The heretofore elusive 32nd flavor. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4220 You can tell McDonalds their sauce isn’t a SECRET anymore. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4221 The answer is 7, but I forgot the question. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4222 I've deciphered why teenage boys wear their hats on backwards. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4223 I finally found the answer but now i cant find out where to put it. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4224 Once again, it's not that complicated. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4225 I've finally figured out my wife's mood patterns! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
4226 I'm getting close, I've solved the yarn theory. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4227 All that just to order a cheese pizza? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4228 Thompson, get the eraser — my calculations show that a blackboard for the entire department was out of budget after all. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4229 They call it common core. It’s supposed to be the newest thing in math, but I can figure any of this out. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4230 And this is how I make my morning coffee 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
4231 Perfect timing—I have room for Tic-tac-toe. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
4232 I've shown my working but the answer is blowing in the wind ... 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
4233 Did you get the chalk? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4234 Eureka! I’ve solved ‘woke.’ 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4235 EUREKA --A-A-A-A-A-A--A .... never mind. 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
4236 Professor Strawberry was determined to solve the jam first, cream first debate once and for all! (This might actually be meaningless to anyone outside the UK - sorry). 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4237 Ureka! I've found it!! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4238 Just remind me again - who had the garlic bread? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4239 They just opened the box. The cat's been dead for weeks. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4240 I've almost proven the Barbenheimer fallacy. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4241 Damn it!! I said more chalk. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4242 One lump, or two? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4243 Seeing is believing. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4244 Guess what? I just found my blackboard brush! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4245 I've got it! My mother-in-law's secret mac and cheese recipe! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4246 You lunkhead!!! You used a squiggle and instead of a tilde. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4247 The butler didn’t do it! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4248 This proves the existence of chalk! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
4249 She loves me? She loves me not? The proof is here! She loves me! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
4250 This equation calls for a female mind to solve it." Whidbey island 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4251 Keep writing 1000 time. I will no longer call the second most plentiful liquid on earth,"fossil fuel" 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4252 I’ve demonstrated that time is only .995 money. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4253 This proves it. The answer is 42. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4254 Now I can go see the Barbie movie. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4255 You're just in-time to help me erase the board! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4256 I've solved Climate Change but I factored in your phone number somewhere. Help me find it! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4257 It still adds up to 4. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4258 It's a cartoon caption AI algorithm. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4259 We’re out of chalk again! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4260 Hold on, I’ve almost finished the winning Powerball code. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4261 It's irrefutable, Messi was offside! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4262 At last! Boardom! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4263 I've finally got it! The correct ratio of peanut butter to jelly. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4264 You’re right. It’s easier to have just split our lunch bill, including tip, evenly. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4265 Jastrow! A chicken egg is the answer to Heidegger's Uncertainty Principle! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4266 I've just proven that the missing dark matter fills the area not covered by the chalk. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4267 As it turns out, 2 + 2 IS 5, after all" 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4268 Eureka! I have discovered the formula that explains why cats can’t decide whether to go in or out! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4269 Oh, the door opens INTO the room! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4270 I think we need to bring in that kid from Goodwill Hunting 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4271 Help, Johnson! My balls are stuck! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4272 This equation is simple- the answer is 'X' 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4273 Almost finished…I just have to paint over this black patch. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4274 So when I take credit for your work here, are you going to go with angry outburst or seething rage? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4275 The G spot does exist! I can't believe I'll have to share the paper's credit with my ex-wife... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4276 Look! I solved sexism! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4277 This was ChatGPT's plot summary for The Life Of Pi. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
4278 Just figured out where I left my retainer! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4279 I finished your grocery list. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4280 Oh thank god you're here, i need a seven letter word for cryptic 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
4281 Oh, you didn't need to get the ladder - the top stuff is just gibberish. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4282 The answer is in here somewhere. I just need to remember where I put it. In the meantime, don't let the cleaners in! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4283 If truth be told, I had to count on my fingers. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4284 I'm drawing a blank— one or two cups of water? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4285 Elementary my friend. Is it time for lunch? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4286 Eureka !!! I somewhat understand women ! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4287 While you were out, I filled in a missing subscript, Miss Lathrop. I think my claim to co-authorship is much more solid now. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4288 Quit dilly dallying' around and get to work! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4289 Let's show it to Gogosian and spin it! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4290 According to my calculations, a hotdog is in fact a sandwich. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4291 You fool. This is a modern literature course. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4292 You're too late. AI already provided the solution. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4293 I don't know how Oppenheimer did it! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4294 A day in the life of an economist trying to make sense of a day in the economy of Bidenomics. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4295 Finally a solution! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4296 …And this proves that I shouldn’t have to apologize to my wife 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4297 i knew oppenheimer, and the movie only got one thing right— the titties. the titties and the sucking and fucking. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
4298 The amazing thing is, I didn’t even use a ladder! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4299 Wait, it's not done yet. Come back... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4300 Oppenheimer (to Einstein) : "Look what you made me do." 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4301 Production has actually just been halted on Good Will Hunting II, so you can stop writing. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4302 Eureka, it IS possible to justify capitalism, but we’re going to need a tax extension and large inheritance. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4303 I figured it out. The formula for Coca Cola. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4304 Okay Eisenstein, it’s time to go back to your room 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
4305 Turns out 2+2 does equal 4. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4306 Is the food here? I just figured out the tip! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4307 I brought the eraser, but forgot the ladder. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4308 wait, wait, the original equation had x + the cube root of three, not the square root. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4309 Eureka! I just proved that 2 + 2 does equal 5! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4310 One potato two potato three potato four.... 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
4311 NEVER MIND - DR. SHELDON COOPER FIGURED IT OUT ! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
4312 This formula tells me when my chalk is going to run out. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4313 2 plus 2 is actually equal to 4 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4314 I have just come to offer you some pi. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4315 No no no.. I meant POLISH IT OFF not POLISHING IT OFF ! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
4316 What's calcooloos? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4317 I’m just making my grocery list the old-fashioned way. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4318 We're going to need a bigger chalkboard 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
4319 It looks like we are an AI generated computer program from the future created by a disfinctual teenager. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
4320 YES ! ! ! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4321 I just changed all of the pluses to minuses! Said you’d call and you never did…so there!! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
4322 So you use a door knob? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4323 There's a mistake in step 2 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4324 Trying to answer the question "I don't know what do you want to eat" 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4325 Finally, after years of struggle, the perfect way to make coffee 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4326 One day they'll turn this into a movie paired with a Mattel product! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4327 Professor, you missed a full stop there. 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
4328 I finally found the answer! It's here somewhere... 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
4329 I got it! I finally remembered-- there are actually three +++s in X+++Zy x 4200000 x 76 1/2 = J! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4330 My calculations are complete! I have indeed wasted my life. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4331 Watson, come here! I've solved it! Time equals money! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4332 There’s still room to make this unsolvable 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4333 I figured out who gets the corner office. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4334 Can you please get in touch with Chat GPT? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4335 I did it! I found proof for the existence of white male privilege. Sit down, and I’ll explain. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4336 Half-empty or half-full Professor? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4337 The hardest part was fitting it all onto one chalkboard. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4338 The universe…the universe…is just a giant mystery after all! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4339 Honey, trust me…I really have figured out pie this time! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4340 The physicists are taking the "giants in their field" thing a little far. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4341 Nice work Margaret, but guess who was able to eat sixty pieces of chalk this time? This guy, Margaret. This guy. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4342 I finally found the solution to all my problems! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4343 Did the cat live or die? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4344 Johnson, I’ve confirmed it. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4345 I think I've solved the coffee maker! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4346 I've just solved the Barbenheimer equation! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4347 I see a mistake in the very first line. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4348 Do you have a phone? I need to take a screenshot. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4349 I still can't figure out the tip 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4350 man, this new long lasting chalk really does work. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4351 Tell President Trump wants I have the formula for turning secret documents to gold? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4352 I just asked you how much is 2 +2! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4353 It still doesn't add up! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4354 Don't you hate it when you get to the end of the formula, but forgot what you were trying to solve? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4355 You know that list of things you wanted me to do before you got home? I think I've come up with a good excuse for why I didn't have time. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4356 Come quick, I just calculated the physics of Oobleck! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4357 Who wrote at the top? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4358 one second, I could’ve swore I wrote their number down somewhere 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4359 Tell Larry I figured out how to open the PDF! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4360 come in dear colleague and see the small changes I've made to your formula to give it more credibility 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4361 Come help me mark up pretend glyphs on Jerry’s latest excavated tablet! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4362 We really do add up to zero. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4363 You were right! The proper 23rd-anniversary gift IS a candle and some lotion! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4364 Can you help me find my phone number? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4365 The 80's called and wanted to know if your ok? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4366 Don't you know what a smock on the door knob is supposed to imply? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4367 that's a lot of math!!!!!!!!! 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4368 Something plus something times something divided something equals I need more blackboard 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4369 I finally have the proof that grocery prices are going up. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4370 It’s true! Misery does love company. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4371 We will see 'Barbie' not 'Oppenheimer' 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4372 It turns out you can have your PI and eat it,too! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4373 Hey George, help me here, I’m trying to find the square root of nine 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4374 See I am the center of the universe. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4375 So? Have you decided what to have for lunch today? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4376 Marc Chagall just called! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4377 Sam, could you fetch the mistake ladder? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4378 Three 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4379 You need some brain food. Let's do lunch. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4380 " I don't understand why no one signs up for my classes." "OK, that solves the mystery of artificial intelligence. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4381 No, I said I’d be 5! minutes 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4382 No hurry come on sit down, we are on the verge of the beginning 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4383 After this careful analysis I’ve concluded that racism is real and men should listen to women 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4384 I still can't figure out why Bill uses so much toilet paper. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4385 Oh! Thank you! You are bringing a sponge! I lost mine! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4386 Larry, I just figured out the equation for how the woman's brain works! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
4387 I have figured it out! There is no crying in baseball. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4388 Oh, this is going to be complicated. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4389 I think you forgot to carry the 2. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4390 Ah,Watson, I found the solution!--but now I can't locate it. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4391 Dr Scott...would you please double-check this equation? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4392 I'm channeling Einstein's ghost. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4393 is it a relationship issue? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4394 One of these days I’ll know if the chicken or the egg came first. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
4395 When you're done, would you please solve the chalkboard budget problem? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4396 I'm not saying it was aliens, but... 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
4397 I think I’m finally ready for the boss’s Roast. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4398 Someday cartoonists will thank me. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4399 At last, I figured out Jackson Pollock. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4400 All I asked for was the sum of 1 +2 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4401 Dude,never-mind. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4402 I guess he figured out how to levitate. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4403 I'd like to know more about the Y....... 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4404 You can just tell us if you don't want to go out tonight. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4405 Oh I don't know what any of this means, I just watched Oppenheimer. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
4406 Finally, I can pee! 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
4407 It’s a disaster! Amazon is out of chalkboards! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
4408 Maybe you can figure out why Barbie beat Oppenheimer at the box office. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4409 Great, you're here. What does E=mc2 actually mean? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4410 Hurry up and finish! The cleaning crew has arrived. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4411 And this is how you set up streaming on your Roku." 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4412 Has it stopped raining!! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4413 I figured it out! The universe is bullshit! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4414 We turn right at the 7-Eleven. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4415 French Surrealist Poetry 101, that’s right. Go stand on your head with the others 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4416 Eureka! I finally found a way to Stop all those Annoying Side Car Shows! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4417 I’ve covered every possible scenario and concern you raised, but based on my calculations it is safe for me to attend Brad’s stag do in Vegas. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4418 Finally, I ran out of answers. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4419 I reserved this blackboard from 1-3 today. Please leave it as clean as you found it. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4420 I am trying to stump AI with these mathematical algorithms. What do you think? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4421 The only problem left is finding the eraser. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4422 And that's the secret to happiness! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4423 Where does it say X equals 0 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4424 Elon tasked me into finding an easy way to save Twitter. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4425 Yes,finally more chalk!! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4426 I’ve discovered the formula for Coca Cola. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4427 Hey Elon you find the answer to "X" yet....? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4428 Will you quit that doodling and get a move on? We're late enough as it is. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4429 Good, you're finally here. Help me carry over the 8 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4430 They asked for a diversity and inclusion statement. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4431 Wow, it's all just a numbers game! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4432 What do you mean the office Oscars pool has been canceled?! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4433 Now, here is my colleague to explain this simple formula-understanding women. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4434 Now I have to work on character development? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4435 Wow ,,,I finally found the proof ,,, that I don’t know what I’m doing 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4436 Just prepping for Book Club tonight. We are discussing "Lessons in Chemistry". 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4437 You're right, I don't believe it's not butter. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4438 I've been working on this equation since my rescue from that damned island, and I keep coming up with the same answer: 'Mary Ann.' 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4439 Jones, you've just be named the department's Jackson Pollock Fellow. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4440 A little too early for the next class, Joe 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4441 I've done it! I've finally figured out what my wife means when she says "Sure, that's fine." 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4442 It's okay. They got the ketchup bottle opened. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4443 This is what we use to do for fun- before cell phones. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4444 Aaaargh. Nice timing, now I have to start over. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4445 Don’t forget to carry the 1 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4446 Eureka! I have proved why the chicken cross the road 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4447 I've cracked the formula! What happens if you combine a broken algorithm, dated humor, and unabashed bigotry, all run by a delusional madman? Solve for 'X'. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
4448 Don’t panic! I’m bringing a very tall ladder. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4449 Walking in 5 minutes late... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4450 I've finally figured out my lunch order. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
4451 How fast can you proofread? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4452 Can you knock?! Now I’ve lost count. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4453 I've calculated that given our schedules we can have lunch in early 2025. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4454 Look! I've proven that hot dogs DO taste better with ketchup! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4455 So how long should boil an egg? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4456 Professor, my neural network just went down--what was 2 + 2 again? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4457 Guess what? I found a shortcut to Mars! Please close the door, I just need one more blackboard. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4458 The chicken DID come before the egg, and I've got proof. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4459 I finally reduced E=mc^2 to one letter: “X”! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4460 It's my soufflé recipe. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4461 Henderson! Giving up on applied physics, are ya? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4462 I forgot how to turn the TV on again. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4463 I finally found out why 6 was afraid of 7! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4464 Damn janitor; he saw "Oppenheimer" and he thinks he knows everything. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4465 Eureka! Space is expanding! All your early calculations have moved far away 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4466 If you had only made your bed properly, like I had told you. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
4467 It Speaks to Me! 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4468 I’ve got it! I’ve got it! Hurry, get out the 8-foot ladder again! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4469 I'm jotting down the instructions for resetting the clock on the microwave. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4470 I think I finally understand the blockchain! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4471 Dinner will be ready shortly. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4472 This blackboard is a jungle 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4473 Aha! My calculations are correct! The door DOES open towards the inside!” 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4474 I got 99 problems and mathematical proof that a bitch ain't one. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4475 You know, the lunch choices really aren't this complicated: It's either tacos or Korean BBQ... 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4476 Ah ha! I knew you were an idiot, I just had to prove it! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4477 Turns out she does like me 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4478 I am calculating the winning numbers for tomorrows big lotto jackpot! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4479 Arrrgh, again! Almost nailed it! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4480 As long as we skip dessert, I think we can afford to eat out tonight. Oh wait! I didn't carry the 1. Oh, never mind. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4481 I just wanted a peanut butter sandwich. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4482 Nope ! I'll subscribe to MAX ! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4483 I've got it! The formula for Kool Aid! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4484 Professor, there's a mistake in line 1! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4485 When it's ajar! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4486 You took your time to get here, even with the easy to follow directions I provided! 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
4487 Shut the door I’m about to prove that Soros was behind the camera for all of Hunter Bi— 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4488 I'm ordering pizza. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4489 Stop! Harvard admits rich people! We need a new formula 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4490 Haven't you figured out yet if it's cheaper to use the coupon or pay the sale price? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
4491 When I said that decorating the bedroom wasn't rocket science, you didn't have to be so contrary. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
4492 Why don't you just ask ChatGPT? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
4493 Place the order! We are in their delivery zone! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
4494 Eureka! I finally found "x"! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4495 So THAT'S how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4496 I have not found it! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
4497 I figured out what I want for lunch. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4498 All this just to prove that Mondays suck? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4499 Now THAT'S funny! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4500 We were overcharged at Fairway.. Here's the proof! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4501 It's simple if you break it down to its least common denominator. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4502 The answer's 8! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4503 And then there is a miracle. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4504 It's conclusive! Order pastrami on rye! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4505 Good god. Not so beautiful. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4506 You'll never convince me that Oppenheimer was better than Barbie. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4507 Have you figured out the men’s room password yet? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4508 This is where the miracle happens. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4509 Movie Script for Oppenheimer 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
4510 What did you get for #14? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4511 The answer is Barbenheimer! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4512 Yes, I'm staying late to work on tonight's Powerball pick!" 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4513 No, this is the screenplay for Barbie! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4514 Thank God I finally have a male lover of color, now they MUST make a film about my life's work. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4515 How do you pronounce p-h-i? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4516 And the answer is… forty two.. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4517 Good news--Matt Damon's on his way. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
4518 Sorry Fred, the first two numbers I gave you are reversed. I guess you'll have to start over. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4519 And that my friends, explains why we will never be able to explain outer space to anyone. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4520 Oh, thank God! Did you find an eraser? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4521 Just in time! Watch: I'm adding in "√-1" which will cause everything to collapse and begin anew. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4522 Did you bring back more Greek letters? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4523 “I doubt artificial intelligence could figure this out!” 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4524 -I proved that you are right. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4525 The Periodic Table of Dark Beer Styles 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4526 Not done yet? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4527 Thank God you're here. Quick, get me another piece of chalk! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4528 The answer is 1/1/2024 equals Times Squared. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4529 Frank, you're not Lebron, stop throwing chalk in the air. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4530 We're redesigning the Vitamix, for God's sake! This isn't rocket science. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4531 Uh oh. Hurry, close the border. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4532 Sorry, they were out of the nitro cold brew with a double shot espresso. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4533 Late again. What don't you understand about this? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4534 I forgot to carry the one! Please tell me you brought an extra! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4535 I've figured out how to split today's lunch bill!!! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4536 I just discovered being very rich gets you into Harvard! Who knew? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
4537 Eureka! It finally proves the universe is expanding. When I measured, this was definitely enough wallpaper to cover the entire wall. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4538 New class is all MFA, no math classes, sorry. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4539 Wait! Isn’t it obvious? The answer is 7. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4540 OhWaldo!! There you are. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4541 Can I stand on your shoulders for a moment? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4542 Can't find the second sock anywhere. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4543 Eureka! I figured out how to turn on the TV! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4544 I figured out a way to keep the birds from hitting the window 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
4545 Just my favorite dessert recipe! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4546 A.I.! I was hoping you'd show up. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4547 Look! Look! I did it. I proved 2 plus 2 DOES equal 4. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
4548 I forgot where I was! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4549 Hi there I’m Art; you must be Math. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4550 ...and then there was light. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4551 The answer is seven. Seven what? Joseph Levin, Fairway, K 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4552 MAN: Eureka! I've solved for Gₛₚₒₜ!! WOMAN: Uhhhh...keep searching. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4553 That is all takes to make an ounce of water on Mars 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4554 The equations I gave you are flawed, so we to start over. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4555 Eureka, We have finally discovered Astro-Feminism! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4556 The cleaning lady solved the crucial equation! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4557 Say, can you spare a piece of chalk? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4558 I discovered Albert Einstein’s, hair stylist 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4559 ‘‘I just figured out where you came from” 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4560 « Sorry, I needed your blackboard for my German grammar 101 class » 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4561 Hold on a minute, honey. I’ve almost figured out how to leverage our credit cards for our anniversary trip. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4562 Lunch shouldn't be that hard, Carl. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4563 Marvin, look, I think I figured out what she meant by 'I'm fine.' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4564 I’ve figured it out! It’s a chalkboard! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4565 Bet you didn’t know I could jump that high did you hmmm? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4566 It’s the recipe for my grandmother’s alphabet soup. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4567 So this is how I feel 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4568 Hey sorry I got distracted, can you repeat what you just said again? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4569 Do you have an app for this? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4570 Enough of the formula for the perfect sauce, Frank. The pasta is already cold. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4571 I’ve done it Dr. Jones! I’ve finally solved the mystery of WHY Americans have watched 20 seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4572 Trying to buy a house in 2023. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4573 The committee has decided to go with the Pastrami.... 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
4574 It's a new imaginary number. It's the cost of a latte at Starbucks. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
4575 What was I trying to figure out? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4576 I had it. It's gone. Hi, Craig. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4577 Eureka! I’ve proven the utility of the small, portable whiteboard 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4578 By my calculations, you should have been here 17 seconds ago. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4579 The moon landing WAS faked! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4580 I’ve interpreted this latest communication from the alien spacecraft. It says “you’re screwed.” 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4581 Could you please call my wife and tell her that I'll be able to pick up diapers on the way home. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
4582 So, I finally figured out where we can go for lunch. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4583 Never mind, I found the manual! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4584 We forgot to carry the four. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4585 Eureka! Cartoon captions definitely cannot be written through AI. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4586 Eureka! I've solved the equation for a "medium oven!" 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4587 Wait, you’re not Oppenheimer! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4588 The bad news: I can’t prove string theory. The good news: We won’t need new wallpaper. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4589 Eureka! I've broken the code of Taylor Swift's genius! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4590 And that's what makes love make the world go 'round. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4591 Have you sorted out our equation yet!! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4592 Can you believe this question? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4593 A little help here...I'm blanking on pi. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4594 Eureka! I've located my phone! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4595 Come in Dr. Zukertort. I've just discovered the Blackboard of the Giants. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4596 Almost done -- just computing the chances of Trump's base still voting for him if he's indicted for shooting someone on Fifth Avenue. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4597 The hypothesis works. Just push-in when entering a room. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4598 Wait a minute…we’re actually good if we read the results backwards. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4599 Look! It's my path to the Nobel Prize 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
4600 If we just follow this, inflation will be 2 %. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
4601 I understand Christopher Nolan movies! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4602 Finally, now we'll be able to explain Barbie to our fathers 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4603 Eureka! I have just confirmed that one plus one does equal two. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4604 I know I put my Netflix password in here somewhere! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4605 I can solve the problem with a few more feet of board space. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4606 I’ve found it, Graves! The perfect password! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4607 I messed up but now I can’t remember how I even started 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4608 Sandra was starting to worry about Tim. She just didn’t think he could recreate that Barbenheimer thing… 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4609 If you have to explain the joke it's not funny. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4610 Ah Theresa! You came in just in time to tell me the solution! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4611 Won’t you take me to Funkytown? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4612 I have terrible news! We have run out of chalk. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4613 OMG! The answer IS 42. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4614 I forgot what I was trying to solve. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4615 If it was a whiteboard I'd have never gotten this far! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4616 The principal characters in this frame are so negligible that a humorous conclusion is impossible to formulate. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4617 There’s π! I KNEW this was irrational!!! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4618 I filled it! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4619 Can you bring the ladder back, please? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4620 Is it just me, or is the room getting smaller? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4621 Alas, I have proven that e raised to the pi i does equal zero --but I still have no idea what it means. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4622 We'll pick up where I left off next week. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4623 Great, come in. There's a wayward comma in there. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4624 They caught the janitor on the way out of town! Guess he had the blotters on him... 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4625 I think I’ve figured out how to defeat AI. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4626 As it turns out two plus two does equal four. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4627 Now on this basis.... 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4628 It'll all become clear once Christopher Nolan makes a biopic about me. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4629 I found the the eraser! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4630 They're right. My detergent doesn't get my laundry clean enough. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4631 Welcome to Post-Calculous. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4632 It shouldn't be that hard to figure out Carl. Which movie do you want to see. Barbie or Oppenheimer? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4633 Come in, but you must promise not to laugh. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4634 Hey, I figured out how to work the remote! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4635 ... and then a miracle occurs... 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4636 Sheesh! I ask you the time and you make me a watch. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4637 Still trying to figure out why men leave the toilet seat up? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4638 It's approximately 4.287340293475681. Give me another minute and I'll get back to you more accurately. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4639 Where's Wally? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4640 It's confirmed. It is a Barbie world. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4641 I’ve covered it 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4642 No no, I left my phone number on that board last night - and you did what??? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4643 Found Waldo yet? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4644 I could have figured it out, but I used my last piece of chalk. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4645 Ahhh,and your portion of the tip is 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4646 Good thing you’re here, Waldo. Maybe you’ll have better luck. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4647 Eureka! Lester, this is IT! The McDonalds secret sauce recipe! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4648 Eureka! The Mets still have a chance this year! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4649 Eureka! This simple equation will tell me how much my Uber to the airport will cost. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4650 Sadly, no - still no answer as to why he’s changed Twitter to X. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
4651 Professor, please stop. I took the liberty of sending a photo of your blackboard to AI. It seems there's an error on the far side of the third line from the top. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4652 AI just solved the equation 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4653 The whole thing just came to me in a dream! Only in the dream the equations actually made sense. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4654 Sorry for bothering you,but your parents are on the line and want to talk to you about your admissions status. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4655 Can we use YourEcar while you're busy? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4656 Have you seen the step stool? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4657 Hon, I know what we should have for dinner. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4658 Did you figure out where we are going to dinner? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4659 I finally figured out why it never worked between us! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4660 You erased my recipe for potato soup for this gibberish? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4661 I think there is an error in the fourth line. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4662 It’s a QED, Tom, a BFQED! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4663 I buried the lede. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4664 Eureka, the dreaded recession is not going to happen according to the ZuckMust theorem. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4665 Integrate this formula! 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
4666 I think I nailed down The Big Mac sauce. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4667 Perfect timing, Jenkins! There’s still one spot on the blackboard that doesn’t have any writing. Do you think I should write something funny or draw a dirty picture? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4668 ‘ I have the cliff notes’ 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4669 Still couldn’t find where men get the audacity 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4670 Bart Simpson is still at it 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
4671 Don’t say anything! I’m still working on today’s Wordle. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4672 I finally proved it- what goes up must come down. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4673 Help me Simon! I think I made a math error somewhere. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4674 Yes. As you can see, Fonzie just had to jump the shark 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4675 You know, seeing the damn movie would answer all your questions. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4676 Good God! Barbenheimer is a breath mint! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4677 Everything is ok. You just forgot to carry the 2. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4678 GPT-4 could have solved this in 5 seconds, but I'm a glutton for punishment. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4679 Ergo, Doctor, you do indeed exist. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4680 All I need now is a Sawzall. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4681 Hurry! I've discovered a new way to save on our cable bill. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4682 Oh good you're here! Go get me another blackboard. I've run out of room! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4683 So,is it going to be an 8 or a 12 slice pizza? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4684 Where is AI when you need it? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4685 How was lunch? I decided to stay and problem-solve.” 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4686 Oh PEMBAS shembas 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4687 I hope Dr. Oppenheimer will now see fit to promote me from the typist pool." 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4688 I told you we didn't need anymore penis enlargement formulas 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4689 I've got it! First we see Barbie and then Oppenheimer. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4690 This is only the beginning of what we need to finally release the Cybertruck. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4691 You can stop over thinking where to go to dinner, lets just have chicken 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4692 How do you spell Youreka? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4693 Always remember Socrates words, "The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4694 Ah, we forgot the cardamom! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4695 Marge, I'm glad you're back—do you remember that stuff about the SIGNS and the CO-SIGNS and the GAZINDAS and those CARRYING things? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4696 I think I found Waldo! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4697 This word search is one of the harder ones I’ve tried! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4698 Pizza has arrived 52 seconds ahead of time; the guy remebered you said you would pay .356% for every second he is on time plus the .53 incentive pay for each stair; all 10 flights x 13 st each. Elevator should be repained on Tusday. Sounds good? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4699 I've figured out congestion pricing. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4700 Just calculating the event horizon of the 2024 election. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4701 This is why you could not see me?! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4702 Here's the problem, we need to insert an Independent third party here! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4703 E does not equal MC squared! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4704 Hey, any idea where the delete button is? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4705 Indeed, 1+1=2!! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4706 Who needs AI !!! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4707 Here, get on my back and try to erase that top right corner 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4708 Still waiting for that ladder... Climbing to the top is like nails on a chalkboard! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4709 Could you please call my wife? I might be a little late tonight. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4710 Hey George, I think I have developed a program that will solve Global Warming. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4711 Oh sh*t… 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4712 It's not chalk. It's cocaine! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4713 Sorry, Dr. Oppenheimer, but we're all out of chalk. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4714 I’ve got it! I know where I left my car keys. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4715 I figured out how to load the dishwasher! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4716 69-ing really isn’t that complicated, sir. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4717 How much is 2 and 3? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4718 Don't overthink it, the Tesla will get you to the dentist and back. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4719 Chalk it up to my computer crash. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4720 I wanted a computer password that no one would ever be able to crack. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4721 See! I told you, Dr. Johnson. I’m NOT racist. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4722 Eureka! 1 + 1 = 2! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4723 Close to solving it, but I’ll need a bigger blackboard! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4724 Eureka! I found it! This formula will fill in the entire blackboard. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
4725 3! The answer is 3! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4726 Well...I guess we DO have to cancel Netflix 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4727 It's the recipe for the best guacamole you'll ever have. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
4728 I see Sheldon Cooper & Neil deGrasse Tyson been at it again. I wonder who won 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
4729 Oh great, I have everyone's coffee order but yours... 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
4730 Management will go nuclear if we miss the August 6th. deadline! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4731 quick, barbie just launched a new coat line and we can get models for cheap 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4732 Hey! It's frito pie for lunch today! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4733 Sorry, but nobody knows where the sponge is. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4734 Bingo! Let’s hold the mushrooms and go with double pepperoni! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4735 Okay, honey, I finished the grocery list! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4736 Barbie’s Box Office’s success secret! It’s all here! We need a box of pink chalk!!! And a different outfit!!! And HURRY!!! 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
4737 I know I put my shopping list somewhere! 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
4738 So mr oppenheimer you're late again!!! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4739 Eureka - I finally did it! THIS is how you change the light in a microwave oven." 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4740 Wow, it really IS just 42. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4741 You just can't be too wonky for the selection committee. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4742 I found a missing square root sign in the hallway. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4743 You owe $1.89 for your share of the pizza. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4744 I figured out where I left my car keys! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4745 I'll call it a door. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4746 You don't mind me erasing all this, do you? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4747 I guess she was right: the limit does not exist! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4748 I have solved the equation for happiness but I can’t remember if I’m supposed to multiply or divide. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4749 “I need your expertise and a leg up to modify my new formula.” 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4750 or 3 plus 2 equals 5." 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4751 I believe we've discovered to where those missing sox disappear! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4752 I've finally solved today's Immaculate Grid. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4753 Oh there you are! What was your question again? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4754 But it's suppose to be E=mc3. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4755 And therefore e=mc2 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4756 You know, grading on the curve is easier. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4757 Eureka! Make it half pepperoni, half plain! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4758 Take a break, Einstein. The Buttered Popcorn Club has reserved the room. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4759 No question,there may or may not be a God. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4760 Your wife wants her high heels back. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4761 Black hole sum, won't u c'me, won 't u c'me 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4762 We're starting over. Forgot to carry the one. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4763 I figured out where I left the keys! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4764 I figured out where we're going for lunch. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4765 I think I have cracked Elon Musk's plan for Twitter! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4766 This time I'm sure that I balanced the federal budget! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4767 All I needed was the address of my mother-in-law 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4768 I figured out the best formula for reheating last night's pizza! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4769 They’re coming to take me away, ha ha! ? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4770 Mansplain’ the astral plane 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4771 I think I've finally figured out whether Barbie or Oppenheimer will have the bigger box office opening! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4772 You’re right, I forgot to carry the two 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4773 Please tell me it makes sense from the other side! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4774 No matter how you calculate it, we're still eating plant-based for dinner. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4775 I don't know what just happened, but isn't it marvelous! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4776 I need an eraser and a ladder. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4777 Wait till you see my white board! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4778 I don’t know how I got to the top of the blackboard. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4779 And this is the password for the internet. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4780 Good timing, Richard. There's about three feet of blackboard left. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4781 I've dome Miss Carter! This formula will finally explain why I'm so obsessive. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4782 The new residuals formula is ready! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4783 Do you happen to remember what the original hypothesis was? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4784 Wanna see Barbie? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4785 I’ve figured out how to get a New York bagel anywhere! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4786 I used up the whiteboard markers again. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4787 The Math just called me "Dada"! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4788 The election results are in and we could not be more wrong. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4789 Help. I can't find x. 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
4790 Wait! When Professor Martin said 'find T' she apparently literally desperately wanted a cup of tea! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4791 Hey! I just figured out how long till A.I. makes us redundant…not long at all! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4792 Have you figured out what you want for dinner? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4793 I know it is in there somewhere 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4794 By my calculations, I can say with 98% accuracy that this chalkboard is too small for calculations that are 98% accurate. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4795 Using my newly developed mathematical techniques,I can prove that the area of a circle is pi r squared. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4796 Do you think this math looks fuzzy enough for Secretary Powell? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
4797 If my wife calls tell her I’ll be home after 8 ². 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4798 No, I did not find a novel solution to Fermat's Last Theorem, but I did discover I'm allergic to chalk! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4799 You've always attempted to outnumber me! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4800 Oooh! Janet! Just in time! I just replaced this “x” with a “z”. Get it? Hee,hee. Can’t wait to see the look on Mr. Nobel Prize’s face when he tries to explain this one. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4801 I’ve decided to disprove the Incompleteness Theorem through hustle. I guess I’m just built different. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
4802 Eureka! I've figured out where we should go for lunch. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
4803 AI’s got nothing on me! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4804 I need a camera, a ladder, a large towel, and more chalk. Hurry! 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
4805 I have no idea what they mean, but it makes me look smart 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4806 Did you hear? Non human biologicals! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4807 I can't go on with the scene. I'm too happy. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4808 See, I'm right. It is obvious. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4809 Seriously Dave? I just wanted your lunch order. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4810 Oh good, you’re here - we can finally start the commercial. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4811 Let's put on a show. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4812 I got it! It’s f**k queso, marry salsa and kill guac. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4813 We are out of black hole paint. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4814 Oh, and don't use the blackboard. It's going to be replaced with one of those Smart Displays tonight. 1.1591 0.05333 88 79 4 5
4815 As I suspected, the answer is four! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4816 No, No, Dr. Oppenheimer. We can't destroy Barbie. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4817 Uh, Dr. Reichert…you forgot to carry the one in step two. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4818 Yes we double checked your first line, Professor: 2+2 is not 22. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4819 And all this time, I thought they chose their Christmas gifts by checking Facebook 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4820 The barista said "No more". 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4821 Ah-ha! E=AI. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4822 Alright already. It’s E=mc2. Happy hour ends in time = distance / speed. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4823 I finally worked out why my wife wants a divorce. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
4824 OK, this is the last time I let you recreate the scene from Good Will Hunting. Go home already. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4825 Professor, I've just discovered how to win this week's My New Yorker Caption competition! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4826 Was is those ladder-stealing mathematicians again? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4827 I proved it,Harold!! The over position is best for toilet paper! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4828 Want to try a smaller screen on my cellphone? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4829 Good news,AI found the mistake! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4830 You can put away the chalk. Oppenheimer beat you to it. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4831 Eureka! The answer is 4. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4832 I found the chalk!" 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4833 You were right, term insurance is a good deal" 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4834 Do you see a grocery list in here anywhere? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4835 I'm still not sure when the damn fly will be squashed by the two trains. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4836 Quick! More chalk,or the Math Marauders steal the prize from us again! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4837 Quick! I've found Waldo, or I should say Ms Waldo, but you have to be in this sliver of sunlight and tip your head like this... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4838 It’s either proof of God’s existence or the recipe for the perfect chocolate soufflé. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4839 Finished! Now, tell me again how quickly that fellow Chad Gibiti did it? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4840 I figured out how to split the restaurant bill! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4841 She loves me NOT! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4842 I finished the quilt! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4843 So, what are you chalking this on up to ? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4844 Eureka,professor! I have finally discovered the answer we are all seeking-where are my glasses? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4845 ...And in just 2 more equations I will know how much to tip the paper boy! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4846 Eureka! I've run out of room. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4847 Wait till you taste that turkey stuffing! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4848 By my calculations Zuckerberg will beat Musk with a knockout in the fifth round.... 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4849 Is dinner ready yet? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4850 Hey maa, so remember when you said I get fever because I spend 12 hours a day on my phone? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4851 I'm not finished, but it appears that E still equals mc2. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4852 Final result is 0. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4853 It's THURSDAY!! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
4854 I need a calculator, quick! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
4855 From now on, I will drink my coffee black. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4856 It's true... Starbucks does have 87,000 different drink combinations !! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4857 I hope you've finished that. Affirmative action is dead. They're taking out all black boards and installing white ones,effective immediately. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4858 I've worked out who stole my milk from the fridge. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4859 I've calculated that I'll have the Chicken Sandwich today. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4860 Please don't erase! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4861 I've finally figured out the meaning of Jackson Pollock. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4862 Success! I’ve used up an entire piece of chalk in just one day! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4863 The tic-tac-toe tournament must've gotten out of hand. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4864 Johnson! Johnson! It took me 50 years, but I finally did it! I finally figured out how to use chalk! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4865 I finally found the formula for the perfect New York sharp cheddar! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4866 It's an endless mission, let's eat dinner. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4867 Good morning?! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4868 I still can't figure out why my wife left me. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4869 Quick! Come see what I have on my white board!!! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4870 I think I figured out where I left my keys! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4871 I hope your name is Xavier so I can finally find X -Taylor Boston, MA 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4872 Beautiful mine documents at Mara-Lago. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4873 According to these calculations, wherever you've come from doesn't exist, thus you are not only not here, but nowhere. Sorry. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4874 Where the hell is the eraser 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4875 The short answer is '7' 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4876 THE SCROLLING SHOULD BE FIXED IN JUST A MINUTE 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4877 Have you figured out yet how to Pay for the kids' nursery school and buy groceries? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4878 Hey! You’re just in time. Do you remember the square root of Pi? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4879 I solved it! 2 plus 2 does NOT equal 5! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4880 Binary, my friend, binary; it's black and white. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4881 It is at last proven: the Barbie - Oppenheimer Equivalence Theorem. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4882 Where did we start? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4883 We’ve made some progress on that all black board you wanted in the college… 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4884 Somewhere in here is my current credit card password 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4885 I’ve discovered that this is designer wallpaper. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4886 This would bring millions as a Basquiat original. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4887 Still can't find my calculator! 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4888 You must be Dr. Hawk-ins? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4889 I'm not dead sure about one or two terms in the equations. Can you proof this for me before you go to lunch? It's pretty intutive. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4890 Oh, crap! Can I go back to Algebra II? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4891 It isn’t rocket science, it’s math. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4892 It's a simple formula explaining why the debit card has quit working. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4893 Art is in the eye of the beholder. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4894 Ah, just in time Mr. Hoyle 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4895 It's simple!! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4896 i used clutter so no one would know what i was working on and now i ve lost my train of thought. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4897 What are you doing? I said a zucchini bread recipe! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4898 Perfect timing. What's the speed of light again? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4899 The bathroom’s all yours. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4900 I proved the existence of an expanding blackboard! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4901 Sorry but I gave you the wrong coordinates! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4902 All higher math is now A I , sorry I have to let you go. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4903 Eureka! I've balanced my checking account. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4904 It's my screenplay for Oppenheimer. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4905 Huh... I guess I DID leave the toilet seat up! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4906 You wouln’t believe this, Benjamin. Turns out the Earth is flat. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4907 We're going to be late for 'Barbie.' 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4908 Sorry, Professor, but Hawaii doesn't go on Daylight Saving Time. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4909 Yes, I’m sure of it. The sun will rise tomorrow. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4910 See, my wife is always right! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4911 I know nobody will believe this, but I’ve just proven that no one can live on minimum wage” 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4912 According to my calculations we exhausted our chalk supplies... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4913 Eureka! I've perfected the Philly Steak Sandwich! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4914 I'll need my phone app for this. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4915 Just in time! I figured out where to go for lunch. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4916 ''I'm just working on my latest mathematical equations.'' 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4917 ChatGPT right about the eclipse. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4918 Eureka! I found the answer to life, the universe and everything! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4919 Ready? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4920 You came just at the right time, Timmy! I am finally on the verge of proving that Adam Smith and Karl Marx used different approaches which if taken to its logical conclusion would converge on the same point! Murder and elitism! 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
4921 One plus one does equal two!! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4922 I found the formula for living forever! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4923 The Barbenheimer phenomenon is written in the stars! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4924 Quick! Call the tootsie pop people! I figured out how many licks it takes to get to the center!! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4925 I did it! I figured out how long to put my leftovers in the microwave for! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4926 I finally found x! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4927 Behold! My review of Oppenheimer 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4928 Who says balancing one's checkbook is an obsolete practice? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4929 2=2 STILL equals 5 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4930 Eureka! I solved the mystery of what black hole sucks up the socks lost in the washer. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4931 I've finally found it! A justification for leaving my cart in a parking space! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4932 I’ve got it! It’s ‘right-of-WAY’! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4933 If you're trying to outdo AI, it's too late. You're fired. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4934 Gimme one more sec and I'll be all prepped up for telecommunicating. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4935 It all comes down to: "Don't Mean Sheeit"? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4936 Fantastic news—two plus two is four! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4937 There is another large chalkboard in the next room that you can use to continue the equations. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4938 Eureka. It’s simple. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4939 I knew it! Along with sticks and stones, words CAN hurt you. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4940 Finally! We all need your ancestral mind and presence to help us to balance ours. Thank you for being among us! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4941 Wait. Houston has just confirmed that 1+1 definitely is 2 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4942 Eureka! I've finally solved how to respond to those new tip requests at the drive-thru. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4943 All that in a taco? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4944 I know I wrote the phone number down. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4945 Do you have any chalk? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4946 ‘If you want me to fix this new casserole for the lab potluck you’ll have to translate. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4947 He was right. E does equal M times C squared. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4948 Dr. Osgood, your choice. An eraser or your fluffy overcoat. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4949 Have I got WHAT? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4950 I finally found where I put my Amazon password! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4951 Figaro! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4952 Perfect timing! I just figured out my lunch order. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4953 Yes--it seems you can wear white after Labor Day after all.... 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4954 Dang I thought I solved everything but I missed something here . 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4955 Coach.... The umpires need the starting lineup now! Teresa Hurlbut - Pleasant Hill, CA 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4956 "To summarize: E=mc2[superscript]" 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4957 Would you please bring me more chalk 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4958 I swear it was like this when I got here. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4959 Oh thank God you're here! What is 1+1 again? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4960 I finally figured out how to solve the crossword! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4961 Welp. Lost the darn equal sign again. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4962 I figured out the smallest tip that won’t infuriate the DoorDash guy. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4963 It’s not rocket scie… Enter: Annie Easley #womeninstem 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4964 I still don't know what she wants for dinner. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4965 You were right about lunch! The formula clearly indicates the barbecue place." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4966 Ah, My editor! Just in time, it was getting kind of wordy. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4967 Can you get me a HUGE eraser? I think I messed up somethings here and need to start over. Thanks so much! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4968 Yep, my calculations show we should rename the site "X" 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4969 Look, I have proof that your lunch tip was short. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4970 Don’t ask me. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4971 Oh, the coat goes on the other way! Some things I just don't get. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4972 You won't believe this, but I've just found the exact amount of cake you can eat without feeling like shit! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4973 See? It was trivial after all! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4974 Ah ha! My car keys are in another dimension! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4975 Have you ever seen Good Will Hunting?” 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4976 Barbie! I need your help! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4977 Still trying to out-do artificial intelligence? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4978 No, no. Not Batman - Fat Man! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4979 I think I finally solved the chicken or the egg theory! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4980 Does e come before π except after c2? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4981 No, I haven't decided on where to go for dinner tonight... 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4982 Honey, you ready to start assembling our new IKEA dining table? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4983 Helen! I've finally figured out the missing ingredient in my beef stroganoff recipe! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4984 You forgot the Big Dipper! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4985 I now have the proof -- two plus two does equal four. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4986 Oops!… I dit it again. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4987 Honey, you haven’t forgotten to make my dinner again, have you? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4988 Oh fuck! You scared me! I was just here fucking doing some math and shit. I'm fucking smart as shit, dog. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4989 Hold up on that "Oppenheimer" release 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4990 Is there no more chalk in the Universe?!! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4991 That's great but when I said, "Is rain wet?" it just meant I also wanted to order from the deli with you . . . 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4992 I have to find a home for these adorable friends by end of day, or the boss is gonna put them down. You wouldn’t want these friends put down, would you, Mister? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4993 i will translate it into hieroglyphics this year. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4994 I'll be ready for breakfast in 3.14159265 nanoseconds. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4995 My calculations still show near zero chance that Emily Blunt wants to date you. . 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4996 I swear I wrote that phone number down SOMEwhere! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4997 Ah, mood boarding, my favorite. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4998 Well, Slipknot was right. People = sh*t. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4999 Oh now you get why we're braking up! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5000 Proof! Time doesn't exis--" "Lunchtime! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5001 Just in time for my board meeting. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5002 I think I'll call it the Critical Race Theory 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
5003 It will take days to erase all of this, and it will cost you lots of overtime. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
5004 I think the TV might be broken. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
5005 I finally figured out why Trader Joe’s parking lots are all so crazy! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
5006 According to my calculation it is time for lunch. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
5007 Not to worry . Sheldon Cooper is on his way . 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5008 I've just about memorized my smartphone password. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
5009 It's dialog for Oppenheimer 2. The writers are still on strike. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
5010 I was right. You over-tipped the waiter at lunch by 15 cents. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5011 I’ve figured out what we’re going to watch tonight on Netflix! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
5012 I finally figured out the NBA salary cap!!! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
5013 you are too late already solved the problem. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
5014 I can't find the number for that Thai place. We may just have to pick up. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5015 OK, I finally have my coffee order figured out. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5016 And thus I have definitely proven that I was not calling you fat. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
5017 Where's the ladder? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5018 The good news is I mathematically proved God exists! The bad news is I also proved he fucking hates us. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
5019 What does that prove? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5020 No matter how many equations you do, it doesn't change the fact it is just brewing coffee, not rocket science. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5021 Eureka! The perfect bouillabaisse. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5022 Minnesota! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5023 I'm almost there, but I'm having a mental block. Do you happen to know the cube root of 27? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
5024 I think I've figured out where we can order lunch from today! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5025 I've finally calculated exactly how much tuition fees have to increase to pay for a bigger blackboard! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5026 I’m looking for something to be squared, but I’m not seeing it! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5027 I'm ready to tip my Uber driver! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
5028 We have no ladder. Can you fix it if you stand on my shoulders? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5029 C'mon, wrap it up, babe. Time for some BDSM stuff. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
5030 Just in time Dr. Reynolds ! I'm all out of chalk! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5031 I almost cracked the code to getting a reservation next week 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
5032 I think I've found my phone. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5033 I think we're gonna need a bigger board. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5034 I see what you were saying about the fear of erasure. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5035 Wait! You forgot the 'K' factor! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5036 Sorry, about the confusion, we asked for a Barbie showing, not Oppenheimer. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5037 Ever since 'Oppenheimer' came out, I've had trouble reconciling our checkbook. 1.1538 0.05165 91 82 4 5
5038 What do you mean janitor Matt Damon is taking over now? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5039 Don’t worry, I’m almost finished. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5040 My brain has been infected with randomware 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5041 Did you bring me any pi? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5042 One minute - I think I figured out the Big Mac special sauce formula! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5043 F+A=FO 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5044 I think she’s just not that into you 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5045 Don’t worry, Jake. It’s Chinatown. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
5046 *walks into the wrong dimension* 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5047 I finally deciphered the code, and it seems that the aliens are insisting that it be me who gets a raise AND the corner office instead of you. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5048 Ok so there IS a way for millennials to afford houses… 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
5049 THAT'S THE NEW ART EXHIBIT, NOT A CHALKBOARD! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5050 « I know it might seem a lot, but that’s my personal equation! » 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5051 Forgive me, Mrs. Oppenheimer, but there's a man outside who says he's from the government and has a subpoena for you. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
5052 It’s a recipe for pizza, generated by AI. Your services are no longer needed! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
5053 Never mind! We got it. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
5054 I know how to get the toothpaste back in the tube! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
5055 Eureka! I've finally worked out how to make a peanut butter sandwich! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5056 Let’s see the movie, Mr. Oppenheimer 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5057 Ta da — there you have it! That's the answer to the universe's biggest question: Who am I (or who should I be)? Can you make it out? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
5058 Rich stuff, Melvin! Like Basquiat channeled by Twombly! But -- what's this sinking feeling about Chat GPT? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
5059 Ok, it's your turn. Solve for X. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5060 You havedone it ! COCA COLA 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
5061 I assume there are no questions. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5062 I’m an equation away from getting that bird off your shoulder! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5063 Gluten-free recipes are just so complicated. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5064 Don't erase this! I just calculated the exact number of Barbies reduced to ashes by the atomic bomb. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5065 It’s going to hang at the Guggenheim! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5066 MetroCard > OMNY. Q.E.D. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5067 And that’s why bad timing isn’t relative 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5068 Welcome to Deciphering What She Wants to Eat 101 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5069 Good timing! I seem to have misplaced my chalk. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5070 And you thought I couldn’t solve 2 + 2! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5071 And that’s how you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5072 How do you like them apples? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5073 Can I use your back to finish this equation? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5074 Naming it “X” will destroy the algorithm… 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5075 Got a quick second? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5076 AHA! It's NOT the pale moon that excites me, it IS the nearness of you! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5077 It seems that I can't just get to the bottom of this... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5078 'Peek-a-boo? ARE YOU SERIOUS? You just made me lose my train of thought and I have to start all over again.' 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5079 I solved the Barbenheimer equation! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5080 Well, Jennings, it appears you are correct, and this is the discovery of the century. You may feel free to publish it under my name immediately! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5081 So you push AND THEN you twist and that's how you get your Tylenol 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5082 Wait, how did my pie (Pi) get up there? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5083 Dr. Oppenheimer, thank you for coming, global warming caused the chalk to shrink and the formula is unreadable! 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
5084 I finally discovered the ultimate orgasm. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
5085 Great! I’ll write on the doorway next. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
5086 I calculated your entrance to this precise moment. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
5087 So three medium pizzas, in fact, does not equal a large! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
5088 Depending on where you stand the world might look like a different place. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
5089 I don’t understand. How did Barbie beat me again this week? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
5090 We need a bigger blackboard! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
5091 I was able to reach the top by disproving gravity! 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
5092 I just can’t figure out how they got that ship in the bottle. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
5093 I finally know where my second sock keeps disappearing to. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
5094 Finally you are here; I need you to stand on my shoulders and erase the top half. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5095 This is why we drink decaf. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5096 Did you find the easer? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5097 I got it!! I figured out where I left my car keys! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5098 Look, I finally figured out who stole my lunch! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5099 I'm missing a factor of 1/2 somewhere. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5100 Because you are black,I am thinking that you could interpret this. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5101 Use your fingers. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5102 Your X called. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5103 Picasso and Einstein couldn't agree on a theme. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5104 It would have been wise to call me sooner!!! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5105 Now... that is a truly beautiful carpet 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5106 Just round up and let's go to lunch! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5107 Quick. Get a ladder. I made a mistake. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5108 You should knock first. I have to start now all over again. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5109 I've done it. I've calculated the meaning of life! With space left over! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5110 At last, mom"s secret spaghetti sauce revealed! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5111 Now can I go to the bathroom? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5112 It’s hot. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5113 So, have you figured out where you left your car keys? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5114 That’s not the algae bra the mermaids asked for. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5115 Eureka! Tell Dr. Oppenheimer that I figured out why Barbie is so popular! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5116 Man, you guys are never gonna find Waldo. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
5117 How do you get to the top of that board? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
5118 We’re going digital next week, so you’ll have to type all this in on your computer. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5119 Did you try putting it all over 2A? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5120 I've finally figured out what my streaming services are costing me! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5121 I have finally finished the Barbie movie 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5122 Turns out musk doesn’t want to land it in Mars anymore!” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5123 I need another black board. I mean white board. I mean I'm done. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5124 What do you mean Twitter was bought? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5125 Good timing. I just positively confirmed that the sum of two even numbers is always even 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5126 It proofs that we need new chalk! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5127 Therefore, it is ignorant to salt before you taste the meal 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5128 I've digressed and can't remember where I'm going with this! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5129 Let's not call it a "blackboard" 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5130 Got a calculator? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5131 Did you finally locate where you hid her address? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5132 Ah, Justice Thomas, come see how I've proven that your long-held beliefs about affirmative action are irrefutable. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5133 Wow, it really is the Taylor Swift economy! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5134 Atomic bomb??? No, you fool! It’s the formula for the perfect female: 38-14-36! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5135 They’re cutting funding to the meaningless scribbles department! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5136 And this is just the first addition lesson in Singapore Math! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5137 Hey, maybe you can figure this out. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5138 I've become my nemesis. I've become a god. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5139 Turns out the dress was black and blue. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5140 I’m not sure an F-bomb is a big enough threat to the Russians…” 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5141 I dare say, I think I’ve got it! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
5142 Eureka! I’ve finally figured out how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5143 Wait, we got the answer 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5144 Come in! Look! This formula SHOWS how slaves got skills by being enslaved! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5145 Have you determined how many mathmeticians it will take to change the lightbulb in the corridor? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5146 I jotted down some notes while I was on hold. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5147 all of this to find the winning Powerball numbers ? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5148 artificial intelligence has got nothing on me 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5149 I’m about halfway there, get me another chalkboard… and more chalk. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5150 Yes, humanity will need to evolve to properly manage the knowledge of the perfect peanut butter to jelly ratio. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5151 Finally managed to kill the mosquito with the chalk. It wasn't that smart after all 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5152 Ross was right, they were on a break. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5153 I must say this is a very difficult game of Hangman 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5154 I think Creationists were on to something! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5155 I am Oppenheimer! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5156 Hey, Barbie! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5157 It’s completely wrong, but ChatGPT spit this out in just 3.7 seconds! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
5158 Jill: Hey Bill, did you see Oppenhei.. Bill: "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds!" 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
5159 Dr. Nubian, thank goodness you're here! Can I get your digits? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5160 Your Happy Meal with a toy just arrived. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
5161 The customary tip is 20%, 25% for really good service 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5162 Oh yeah, Bart Simpson and his writers are on strike. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5163 So...are you still trying to figure out whether you want cream with your coffee? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5164 I figured out the cause of global warming! Excess chalk. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5165 Shhh, don't disturb. We're shooting a remake of Good Will Hunting. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5166 To be honest, I liked "Barbie" better 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5167 I finally figured out the lyrics to that song that sounds like nonsense. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5168 I've discovered a way to write at the top of this blackboard with no ladder. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5169 Turns out it really IS hot outside. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5170 I'm trying to remember where I left my car keys 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5171 So are we getting takeout or dining in? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5172 It comes out to Oppenheimer. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5173 Dr. Westbrook! You're just in time! I've lost my place! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5174 All it took is some creative math, and now I can prove that Trump won Georgia. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5175 I figured out how to submit my travel reimbursement! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5176 I've almost figured out what I want for lunch. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5177 Just order the daily special, it's much quicker. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
5178 Quick,another blackboard. One more equation and the problem is solved! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5179 You know, I just love a good doodle. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5180 Eureka! I discovered how to make chalk disappear! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5181 Turns out, the average price for Taylor Swift tickets is $487.13 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5182 Why are you filming this in IMAX? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5183 Hurry, I’m about to place the order, 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
5184 Great work Physics Barbie! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5185 Yea, it’s clear now- I’m gonna skip the fries. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5186 Dr. Feinstein! Look! I call it ‘Tenure’. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5187 Egad, Simmons, I hypothesize a Far Side gag happening any second now. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5188 I remembered what I was solving for! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5189 Finally figured out who asked 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5190 Ah ha! Time is not money, but it can cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5191 If that’s the new wallpaper….send it back. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5192 Sorry, but ... the mouse died. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5193 I doubt your AI bot has made this much progress!! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5194 It’s the latest in feature wall wallpaper! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5195 Cy Twombly’s High School Calculus class. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5196 I'm looking for Pi and I can't find it!! 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5197 Great! My order of portable blackboards. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5198 I ran out of fingers & toes to count on. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5199 Mmm...Naming your first child is a lot more complicated than I thought... 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5200 Could you spare some chalk? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5201 This is a first! You came before I finished. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5202 Two plus... 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5203 I still don’t know what we should do for dinner. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5204 Edna, so that’s how the Alien(non-human beings) figured out how to make it to Earth. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5205 WTF what's the formula 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5206 It's upside down. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5207 Eureka! Proof that friction causes chalk to diminish over space and time. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5208 It’s just a quick back of the envelope calculation Will! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5209 qoud eart dumonstrandem! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
5210 Still can’t find the eraser? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
5211 What's for lunch? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
5212 If this equation is right....2+2 doesn't actually equal 4. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
5213 I 'm returning your step ladder. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
5214 Equals Biden you fool ! Duhhhh! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5215 Sir, that is the last of the chalk. You will have to start using dry erase now. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5216 The Yankees will win the pennant! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5217 What's 1/3 of 372847384.2343234? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5218 I'm down to X equals Y! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5219 Getting the ERA passed can't be that hard. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5220 Eureka ! I’ve proven you exist. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5221 Finally! It is absolutely true. Two plus two e 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5222 Quick, the ladder. I made a mistake! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5223 Now you know why it always says, "Left to the interested student." 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5224 I'm in a world of hurt if I can't find the grocery list my wife gave me. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5225 You've made a pretty big leap there. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5226 I just sold the plans for my Ultra Annihilator! What do you think they’ll use it for? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5227 I'm sorry, but my grandson needs his chalk back. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5228 And here comes our passive aggressive Dean with an owl on his shoulder to demonstrate that all this math is worth a hoot. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5229 I'm chalkless. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5230 I’ve proved it Frank! Turns out seeing Oppenheimer IS three hours of your life you will never get back. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5231 oh… there’s a 15 foot tall scientist who did the top part. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5232 You see, the math clearly explains the the $.01 residual check. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5233 Eureka! I know how to find the end of the sellotape every time 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5234 Still not as long as the movie about it 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5235 Tell them we've made it in an obvious way this time 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5236 There. I've shown that we are alone in the Universe... or not. Further, this is definitive proof that it is not both or neither! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
5237 I've just one more detail for you! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5238 Thank goodness you’re here. Now help me find the chalk eraser. This equation is a complete dud. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5239 I'm almost have it ! , but I'm going to need more chalk. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5240 theory will take you only so far 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5241 Oops. We missed the best time to see Openheimer this month. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5242 All I asked you for was a simple Lunch order! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5243 Professor Tolefson, why are you spending so much time making sure that your students will understand all the steps? They're just going to plug the equation into ChatGpt. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5244 How in the world did I reach the top of this chalkboard, you might ask? "Wingardium Leveosa" of course! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5245 Oops, I forgot that I'm supposed to meet someone at Barbenheimer right now. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5246 You weren’t booking new patients until December, so I had a lot of time to work on it. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5247 Got it! If you skip the side, you'll save $1.75. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5248 Sorry, Barbie is on the other end of the Multiplex. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5249 You forgot the miracle. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5250 8675309. for a good time, call”? That is an odd conclusion 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5251 Got it! Using this, anyone can determine the ripeness of a watermelon 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5252 what's taking so long, we're late for dinner! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5253 Take it easy chump, the price of chalk has gone up. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5254 You forgot eggs! How can you forget the eggs? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5255 Help me out here, Ramanujan! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5256 Oppenheimer, I finally spotted our mistake: the answer is not 42 but 42.5! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5257 I just figured out how you can solve Wordle every time! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5258 I figured out which movie to see first this weekend! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5259 Call Dick! Call Jane! 2+2 does equal 4! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5260 Call Christopher Nolan, I think I've got it. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5261 Do you have maximum security clearance? This isn 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5262 Good news, Harry! Gunter Schmidt just solved it! 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
5263 Houston , we’ve solved your problem 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5264 I can finally explain to you The Feminine Mystique. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5265 We're gonna need a real smart janitor for this one.. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5266 I think it’s Proto-Indo-European. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5267 By my calculations, lunchtime should be the middle of the day 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
5268 I believe I’ve almost figured out where you want to go for lunch. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5269 Mine's bigger, right? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5270 As I predicted, you’re a half hour late. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5271 Can you believe it? They want me to move my work online to make it more "sustainable"!! 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5272 Unless that turns something into gold, save it until after I’ve had my Old fashioned. It’s been some kind of day. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5273 I found the router password 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5274 It’s all relatives!!! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5275 Thanks for interrupting me! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5276 Slow down the feed! AI is printing out naughty words. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5277 Good news! I've figured out the best pizza delivery service 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5278 I've figured out the DoorDash tip! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5279 If only balancing my checkbook could be so easy! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5280 The ladder, John." "Where's our ladder? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5281 Alternate movie ending… See, Will, this is what happens when you don’t go see about the girl. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5282 You never carried the 7!!!! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5283 Are you smarter than a fourth grader? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5284 Finally have the algorithm to remember my address! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
5285 I finally figured out where my car keys are! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
5286 I've got it! I know what we'll have for dinner! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
5287 Quick, what is 35 plus 27? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5288 Now all I need is 15-foot high scafolding, a boom mic mounted to the ceiling, and an 8k cinema camera adapted to my laptop. Streaming my lessons will be so much simpler, this way. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
5289 I found the eraser. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5290 Run! The sprinkler system has malfunctioned! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5291 It turns out the answer is 2! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
5292 Look, Professor Thompson! Chicken Little was right! The sky IS falling! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5293 And the meaning of life IS.... oh darn, I ran out of room. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5294 The way I figure it, our blackboard erasers are in a boxcar on a railroad siding outside of Pittsburg. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5295 I should have sprung for the 100-inch. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5296 My previous assistant didn’t have the shoulders for when I check my work 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5297 Igor come here! Plug this equation into AI Dorothy to create a authentic Robins nest! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5298 I was hoping for a multiple choice test which allows me to select "C" whenever I'm stumped. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5299 I've done it! I've figured out where we should go to lunch. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5300 It's an unsolvable problem. I swear we're not seeing each other. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5301 I have just proved that I don’t exist! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5302 Eureka! I was looking for that '3' and I found it! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5303 I forget- Is it dot the 't's and cross the'i's ? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5304 If it's about AI, don't tell me. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5305 Honey. You forgot to turn off the oven. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5306 Precisely calculated your TMA through that door! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5307 Eureka! I've finally solved how to lose ten pounds in one week! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5308 No, Wilson I didn't forget that we have pickleball at noon...oh, blast now I have to start all over! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5309 QED! I’m NUTS!! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5310 I think I just discovered the formula for chalk! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5311 Now who's the idiot, Clare? 2+2 really is 4! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5312 I figured out what to watch on Netflix tonight! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5313 Old McDonald bought a theorem, A.I. A.I. owe. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5314 I tested out our new chalk. Works just fine! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5315 OMG, he was right, you did learn some beneficial skills 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5316 Google is asking for a progress report on the Baby Babble Translator app. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5317 I call it the 'Pagliacci Sequence'. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5318 As I suspected, pineapple on pizza is terrible! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5319 Hey, Tina, can you proofread this by noon? It's for my "Cryptocurrency 101" lecture. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5320 Just in time -- I think I've got it worked out, but I can't recall whether it's πr squared or πr cubed. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5321 Do you have a giant eraser cause I might be here a while 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5322 I think I'll need more coffee. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5323 I jut tip 20%. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5324 My wife says our baby needs a different formula 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5325 Excellent concept, without equal. That's the problem! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5326 Now I know why I can't cook. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5327 Don’t look. It’s the spoiler for Oppenheimer. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5328 The screen is too big. I can’t deal with it. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5329 I tried for elegance, but I'm afraid that made it unproveable. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5330 Oh good god. What are you doing now, Nolan?" "I've done it! I've figured out Barbie's ending! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5331 Common Core Math to solve 2+2=4 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5332 So if we start playing Oppenheimer at precisely 6:42pm in Auditorium 1, the atomic bomb explosion will be perfectly coordinated with the Barbie emotional monologue in Auditorium 2. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5333 I think I've finally figured out why Barbie is beating Oppenheimer. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5334 Good morning Will 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
5335 Hurry, close the border. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5336 Freda debates whether or not to reveal that a smudge of mayo looks like the number one. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
5337 SPAGHETTI ON THE WALL? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
5338 “Hey, Einstein, your wife called- don’t forget the baby needs more formula…” 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
5339 Quick, come here, I found the formula for a perfect cup of espresso! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
5340 The world could end because I ran out of chalk! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5341 Your timing is impeccable … a millennial through and through! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
5342 Why don’t you just Alexa? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
5343 Hi. I’m here to clean the board for the next class. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5344 By my calculations, I knew you’d say that. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
5345 Don't you get it? It means I have to pee! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5346 Just developing a metric for kindergarten readiness. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5347 I'm finally out of chalk! 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
5348 ₩&%$ or not, I'm afraid your cat is dead, Sir 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
5349 No. I still haven't seen the cat. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
5350 Actually, I'd rather see Barbie before Oppenheimer. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
5351 Ready for lunch? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
5352 Great work! I claim this as my own too! 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
5353 California! Eureka’s been in California all along. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5354 I figured out how to split our lunch bill. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5355 I think I dropped a "p" somewhere. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5356 I have the winning Powerball Numbers! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5357 Eureka! Elevated math requires no ladders! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5358 Finally! A way to decide on dinner! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5359 Does this formula give me a sexy Oppenheimer vibe? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5360 C'mon, it's just a couple of blocks. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5361 Well, yeah. That's why they call it a Bunson Burner! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5362 It's true! In the last ten years the average Earthling IQ has dropped in half! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5363 Eureka! It took me 25 years but I finally figured out who stole my Tab from the fridge! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5364 I just need to cross the t's and dot the i's and the world's problems are solved! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5365 I'm not quite sure if I discovered something or invented something. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5366 I found nothing. But ‘twas all without a ladder! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5367 I know the answer was here last week! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5368 I have 2 or 3 things you should really know. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5369 I've almost figured out how to build a ladder! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5370 All this to prove you’re always late... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5371 I can retire in 3.62 years! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5372 Your wife just called to say she couldn’t wait any longer and picked the blue dress. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5373 Sorry I haven't called. Your phone number is here somewhere... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5374 Olive Oyl! Popeye is looking for you! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5375 Opps! That starting equation was wrong! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5376 Hey, I found my keys! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5377 I knew I should have paid more attention in math class. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5378 I am almost there... nearly finished. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5379 Doctor, the patient is waiting for your diagnosis... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5380 Just say, yes! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5381 Can you believe how much I've been able to simplify the tax code? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5382 I've just discovered the equation for six degrees of separation between Matt Damon and Kevin Bacon! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5383 ….stop! my admin gave you the disappearing chalk by mistake 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5384 All I needed to know for the order is what kind of tacos you wanted. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5385 You’ll find it behind the cushion on the sofa. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5386 And the answer to climate change is................. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5387 If you didn't bring a drawing board, you might as well call it a day. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5388 I’m out of chalk 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5389 I still can't solve hormonal imbalances! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5390 Get ChatGPT started on the screenplay! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5391 And if we add Tarragon, we can call it Béarnaise 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5392 It’s clear. Schrödinger's cat is alive! 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5393 I was just trying to figure out where I left my keys. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5394 The Beatles were better than The Rolling Stones! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5395 At last—my Chaos theory! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5396 And the secret formula is. . . 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5397 Just calculating Trumps path to the White House 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5398 Help! I totally forgot the order of operations. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5399 Got it! Bake at 350 for 45 minutes. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5400 Just my luck...now I run out of chalk! 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
5401 Give me one more minute, I’ve almost split the check for the table 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5402 OMG! We are twining today, Denise! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5403 Taking a tactic from food blog recipe intros, Rick has never been more excited about teaching math. 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
5404 Now if I could only decide what to have for lunch 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5405 Absolutely incredible. I have just proven that Keith Richards is God! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
5406 Notify the Nobel Committee! I‘ve finally discovered an equation explaining the chalk shortage! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
5407 It’s the new password algorithm for X. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
5408 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WHITE BOARD? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
5409 We need a bigger boat! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
5410 Help me, I suddenly lost my train of thought 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
5411 Hey, Will Hunting, I've heard you're good 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5412 Not to worry. A second blackboard will arrive later this morning. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5413 ..And that’s how you end up with 2 + 2 =4 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
5414 Eureka, she is cheating on me! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
5415 This is how we used to give directions before cell phones. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
5416 I still don't understand, what to have for lunch 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5417 I knew that stupid owl was wrong! Only 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop??!! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
5418 I think I finally figured out why that damn Barbie movie was so successful. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
5419 I knew it! You gave that waiter too much of a tip! 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
5420 The Mediterranean diet would extend my life expectancy by 7 months 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
5421 This proves you are not running around like a chicken with its head cut off. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
5422 I was right. It 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
5423 For gods sake it says right here "Get milk and eggs", and you come back empty handed! 1.1443 0.04858 97 88 4 5
5424 And that's why I've decided to have a BLT for lunch. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5425 Did you order a pizza? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5426 Did you remember to pick up more chalk? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5427 ''Hold a minute. I'm just finishing up my doodle.'' 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5428 Congratulations! You've been invited to the Venice Biennale next year. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5429 Just call me Matt Damon. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5430 Oh! Thanks God, you are here. Is it "between" or "in" brackets? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5431 Thank God you're here Higgins. Quick, what is the square root of Pi? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5432 Wait! You just need to push a button to turn on the dishwasher. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5433 Everyone across the hall wants to know how you reached the top of that blackboard! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5434 Thank God you’re here! I before E, except after C, right? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5435 From this day forward we will be using a white board and black chalk! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5436 Hey! Just got off ChatGPT, and we‘ve got it! By the way, you missed a complication from the square in the upper left quadrant! Cheers! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5437 I'm not finished yet. I got distracted by a fly who ate my chalk. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5438 1 and 1 are 2 right? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5439 Ah Ha! I've finally been able to calculate the measurements for my wife's Chicken Cacciatore recipe for 12 guests to serve only 5. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5440 Professor, your wife says to try her boolean logic hack! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5441 Give me two more minutes and I will tell you how UPS can avoid a strike! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5442 Watson, come here! I finally figured out how I got that crick in my neck 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5443 Come quick! I've finally figured out what makes Barbie tick! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
5444 I am hoping,with all that scribbling ,you have figured out the pass code to our Wi-Fi! 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
5445 Chalk talk, doctor? Really! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5446 X is boring. This new Twitter rebrand requires each user to solve for X. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5447 Erm, I'll help you close this door professor. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5448 I've decided it's art. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5449 We're grinding our coffee beans all wrong. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5450 Lunch time? Go get the ladder, there is an extra 'pi' at the top 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5451 Finally, I solved the problem of how to choose where to eat dinner. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5452 I knew it'd be you! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5453 I have this truly remarkably proof but there's not enough room for it here. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
5454 My chalk dust allergy is killing me 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5455 The Federal Reserve? At last, the reasons for their actions revealed! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5456 It’s perfect, I’m taking this to MOMA! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5457 My entire academic life's pursuit has culminated in the definitive answer to one of nature's greatest questions. Yes, unequivocally, bears do poop in the woods. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5458 I think I've lost the plot" Mary Trudel, Manhattan, New Yor 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5459 Oppenheimer would have done it in a much simpler way! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5460 Finally! I have found the perfect qualities for a partner. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
5461 XFINITY ! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5462 Look, I've almost filled up the whole board. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5463 It IS a sandwich! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5464 fINALLY! THE RECIPE FOR SECRET SAUCE! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5465 I got it! The best cookie recipe! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5466 Do you actually remember this password? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5467 I’ve done it! 532 marbles in the jar of the faculty staff draw! Free coffee for me this month! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5468 It's true! Most sandwiches are better open-faced. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5469 Quick! Shut the door! I’ve discovered an algorithm for investing in Nigerian princes. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5470 Probability of getting an NIH grant? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5471 Quick. I need some diversity. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5472 Now do I remind you of Matt Damon? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5473 I figured it out! Love is like oxygen. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5474 Hey! I put my phone down and found a new time-suck! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5475 Did you say our new janitor's name is Will Hunting? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5476 Disney optioned the rights — we just need to change the ending! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5477 I don't give a rat's parabola about some custodian in the hallway!!!! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5478 You're just in time...I've finally figured out how Trump's mind works 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5479 I’ve finally figured out the optimal way to split last night’s dinner bill. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5480 that's gonna take some explaining. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5481 The answer is: “Tastes great!” 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5482 Hey, I think I can grab lunch after all! How’s about November 3rd, 2032 at 2:45pm?! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5483 caught in the math! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5484 This isn’t funny at all 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5485 And that, my friend, is how a bill becomes a law. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5486 That’s why you should go out with me 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5487 ‘Alec! There’s dinner to be made!’ 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5488 I was feeling board. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5489 Aunt June won’t sit at the same table as Uncle Marty. You’re gonna have to re-do this seating chart. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5490 'Stop! The aliens are here." 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
5491 I am so going to crush this year‘s employee bake off. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5492 I now understand the significance of Sharon's second bathroom selfie. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5493 I calculate you're late 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
5494 Oh, I forgot to mention...the painters will be here in an hour. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
5495 Good news! Your request for a second chalkboard has been approved! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
5496 The book has a misprint; x = 9 should read x = 6. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5497 It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
5498 Hey, Pollock, phone call for you in the lounge. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5499 I was just thinking: What if we would use sponges to clean that blackboard before we'd start to hold a lesson? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
5500 I figured out what the fox says! 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
5501 Dammit Johnson! I told you that all you have to do is boil the egg for seven minutes. You always over complicate things. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
5502 Now tell me, ‘Where’s Waldo?’ 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5503 It's not about science, this is art, $15,000. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
5504 Okay, Flat Earth Lady. Time's up. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5505 I think I figured out my taxes! 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
5506 By my calculations, we're going to need more chalk and a bigger blackboard. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5507 Earth to Edith! You are no longer part of my equation! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5508 Watson, thank God you’re here! I think I’ve figured out where all the chalk has gone. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5509 It's a dashboard, not a dawdleboard! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5510 Scientists everywhere after the Stranger Things season 3 finale… “I cracked it! This would have been the actual value for Planck's constant in 1985! This is the real code that Hopper and Joyce would’ve needed to open the safe and get the keys!!” 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5511 Glad you’re here. Help me find the error on this board. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
5512 And here you are, right on time, as predicted 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5513 Am I glad to see you - I'm right out of chalk 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5514 Equitable steaming residuals are indeed possible. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5515 Edwin, thank God--what's 7 x 7 again? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5516 Harold, you have to stop doing your equations on the Rothko 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5517 I found your glasses. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5518 Do you know what I just discovered? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5519 Do you see my grocery list anywhere? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5520 Professor Dark Matter will now fill in. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5521 That's what happens when you have a staycation. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5522 Hey! Are you almost done? I need the answer now or our lab may blow up! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5523 I'm doing science. If you watch Fox News, you don't have a chance of understanding what I'm doing here. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5524 I think I forgot to carry the “1” somewhere… 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5525 Eureka! 2+2 does equal four! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5526 Hudson, I'm going to need a coffee, a ladder, and whole lot of wet wipes if you want to make it to Barbie on time. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5527 Sorry to interrupt, but do you want french or italian dressing on your salad? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5528 Well, he’s no Matt Damon, even 26 years later, but with the actors strike he’ll have to do for Good Will Fishing. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5529 AFTER A LIFETIME OF EFFORT, AT LAST I HAVE PROVEN ONE PLUS ONE DOES EQUAL TWO! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5530 I don’t know what it means either but the Guggenheim museum loves it 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
5531 It's taken eight years but I have finally proved it. The dress was white and gold. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5532 HBFIN 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5533 Sorry, but that wall is for Dogs Playing Poker on velvet. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5534 Wait, it says we still need the zone number from the parking meter.... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5535 traffic. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5536 I just discovered the universal formula for how much to tip in any setting. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5537 Wow Tina, this is really impressive work that I'll be taking all the credit for. Thank You!"- Elderly White man in lab coa 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5538 Oh, thank god you're here! I was running out letters. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5539 M-art-emathical equations-- you have to solve them to get the whole picture. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5540 And that’s how you make my grandmothers famous macaroni and cheese! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5541 I said another black - board #ivelostalready 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5542 It’s just as complicated, but it doesn’t blow up anything! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5543 No offense, but I suppose you’ll want a white board. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5544 Okay, I've finished the grocery list. Let's get back to fission. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5545 who let Matt Damon back in? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5546 You caused me to lose my place. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5547 I said, go get Matt Damon! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5548 Voila! I beat AI by .00000000001 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5549 H2S04, professor, and the reciprocal of pi to your good wife 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5550 Look, I covered the entire board! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5551 I think I've found the answer to world hunger! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5552 Eureka! It will take them years to realize I lost the eraser! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5553 ' Don't tell me you overwrote my work again!' 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5554 Great news! I've solved racism! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
5555 I said no absolutely interruptions. But, ... go get my ladder. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
5556 Eureka, Jones! God really DOES equal 1/137. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
5557 Turns out it’s just ‘command f,’ Adams… 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
5558 Where did you say that recipe is? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5559 Finally, a unified theory for both African and European swallows. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5560 Here come the men in white coats! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5561 Thanks. How much do I owe you? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5562 Thanks for directions to the Bathroom. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5563 Don’t you love this wallpaper for the bathroom? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5564 Is this why you won't go to the movies with me? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5565 Sorry-do you want your burger With Fries-or Without ? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5566 You can stop, ChatGPT soled it twenty minutes ago. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5567 What are you doing? The solution to the universe is e=mc2. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5568 Enter at your own risk my friend, remember what happened to Oppenheimer! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
5569 Oops, i think i missed calculating for x before the launch 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5570 I already have it! ... Going to see Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same day is the best thing we can do! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5571 We have white boards now! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5572 My Calculations Are "The Bomb!" 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5573 Hold my place while I hit the restroom. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5574 I have proven we should have pizza for lunch. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5575 What are you looking at? It is so trivial. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5576 I DID IT, I DID IT!!! I know how they get those little ships into the bottles....... 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5577 Calcium and oxygen combined with carbon (CaCO3)... Great Scott, Simpson - it's been right here on the tip of my fingers the entire time!! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5578 This is it! I've just boiled an egg! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5579 The studio insists on a 16x9 blackboard. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5580 I think Albert was right: It was Barbie the whole time. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5581 Check this out, I accidentally proved that women shouldn't have rights. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5582 You've gone through 5 boxes of chalk. You haven't solved it yet? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5583 And that is how I unlocked the door! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5584 That looks artificial 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5585 You don't have to do the math to see you're in over your head. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5586 Maryam! You're going to cover yourself in chalk dust again" - "Not right now! I'm two steps away from disrupting the patriarchy in mathematics!" Maryam Mirkazham (12 May 1977 – 14 July 2017) - Fields Medal recipient 2014. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5587 Quick! I'm one piece of chalk away from solving the meaning of life. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5588 Did you figure out where the remote is? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5589 Look, I made a science doodle for my future biopic. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5590 Eureka! I've deciphered the solar bill! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5591 And that is how using less chalk will save the Earth’s precious calcium resources 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
5592 I know, I know, but I double checked it… a Flat White and a Milk Coffee do taste the same. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5593 I’m onto something really big here!” 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5594 Oppie is using a ladder. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5595 Eureka! 2+2=5 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5596 ...anyways, the point is, there is no actual answer. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5597 Hurry. Find me another blackboard! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5598 Amazing, these cosmological formulas are a perfect rug design 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5599 It's so cool how AI can make it look really scientific! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5600 Eureka! I should have been a basketball player. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5601 …and that’s how you make a chicken nugget 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5602 As long as it will INCREASE the budget for the department of defense! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5603 Welcome to PHIL665, non-euclidian philosophy. The good news is the final is just one question, this! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5604 Ah, Oppie - we bombed. It wou'nt work 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5605 Margaret, who do you think is smarter: me or ChatGPT? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5606 Eureka! The perfect formula for fair and equitable tipping! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5607 There's got to be an AI startup in here somewhere... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5608 Me explaining my ADHD to someone 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5609 Quick, how much is 2+3? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
5610 I just asked ChatGPT about your problem. The answer is 14. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
5611 Harold, can I bring you a cup of coffee, or perhaps some chalk” 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
5612 The coach told me he could use some new plays before the Harvard game. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
5613 Franz Kafka was right: How about we forget all this nonsense and sleep a little bit longer? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
5614 She said she just wanted you to listen, remember? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
5615 I just sneezed and solved the equation! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5616 Could somebody help Me lift this up! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5617 How do you think it might influence the earth's rotation if I forgot to carry the four in the 13th iteration of the second differential equation? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5618 'I've calculated that we've just passed peak chalk.' 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5619 I figured out the promo code for 20% off at Wayfair! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5620 You got a second? I just wanna run this by you. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5621 Oh, no. You're telling me the building is on fire? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5622 Look, I've determined the cafeteria's meatloaf recipe! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5623 Did you find it! It’s right there, third row and fifth equation from the bottom left. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5624 Let's just see if he can crap on this. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5625 Ah! Did you bring the potato? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5626 When does the Quicky-Mart close? Is tonight Mega Millions or Powerball?! Quick, man! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5627 Phish will open with Backwards Down The Number Line! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5628 Janet, would you believe it? All parts of this board can be written on! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5629 This rent hike really threw my budget out of wack 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
5630 I need a bigger board! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5631 I'll be with you in three hundred thousand billion billions jiffys. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5632 How am I suppose to erase this? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5633 This is brilliant, William! I finally understand my cell phone bill! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5634 I asked you to bring the ladder! I found a mistake in Row 2. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5635 Quit procrastinating! It's your turn to do the dishes. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5636 At last! The formula for happiness! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5637 my phone number is somewhere here 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
5638 Hey there Bill, I think I've finally figured out the best way to grill a steak!! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5639 Can you write down your lunch order? You know I can't remember things. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5640 Sorry, some jerk erased our tic-tac-toe game. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5641 Can you please lock up before you leave? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5642 Are you ready for the Board meeting Fred? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5643 This proves that authentic spaghetti carbonara must be made with guanciale, not pancetta. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5644 I finally found the recipe for mom’s tomato sauce! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5645 The future of America duh 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5646 I’ve figured out what really happens in a small town. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5647 Aaaaand send! Come in, come in, I just completed my Starbucks order 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5648 Do you have Gary Larsen’s number? I’ve uncovered a formula to reach The Farside! But it is written in cow. 1.1373 0.04415 102 92 6 4
5649 I'm think I am one step ahead of AI 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5650 And I still can’t find my car keys!!! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5651 More chalk, and a ladder. Hurry. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5652 I heard you cheer from the hall but I can see right away that you're dividing by zero at the alpha vector. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5653 Great news, Shania! If we were ever hit with a nuke, it IS anatomically possible to kiss your own @$$ goodbye! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5654 Don't say: then a miracle occurs. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5655 I've finally made the breakthrough that will win me the Departmental fantasy football tournament! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5656 If I could just figure out on what channels I can get the Yankees games 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5657 Yes, you're here, just as I figured! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5658 There! Now I can show Congress our algorithms! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5659 The election was rigged. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5660 I found the mistake. 6x9 is not 42. Get the eraser and we'll start again. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5661 I've heard that someone in India just invented the zero as a placeholder. I could really use one right now. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5662 What do you think, Vanessa? My doctor recommended that I do stretchwork. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5663 Stanley did not solve for AI. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5664 I think I’ve solved it, the chances of us getting universal health coverage are indeed minisucule…” “I think I’ve solved it, the universe is infinitely donut shaped, but this chalkboard is out of space 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5665 Can you believe some janitor came in here and messed up all my work? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
5666 Ok but you misspelled #*%. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
5667 Ha ha! A black man to assist with the missing blackboard equation to explain black holes! 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
5668 Did you find what's the best coffee-sugar-cream ratio yet? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5669 I'll be with you in a minute. As you can see I've run out of both blackboard and Greek letters. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5670 I've achieved my dream! They're gonna use it as a backdrop on 'The Big-Bang Theory'! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5671 Do you think it's "woke" enough? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5672 I thought about it last night. You're a fool to spend this much time on a puzzle. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
5673 David, I think I've done it. I've found the clitorus! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5674 They allready have dessert. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5675 I finally have the answer! It's the same as the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5676 I worked it out—a hot dog is not a sandwich! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5677 Can you move this to the computer, so we can finish the calculation? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
5678 It only works if both sides are equal. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5679 Dyson!!! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5680 Aren't you the Chinese teacher? Come check my work. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
5681 I found my dad! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
5682 Better overqualified than underqualified, huh? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
5683 Dude, I'm ready for our fantasy football draft! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5684 You can stop now. Your Lyft finally arrived. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5685 Ah, do come in, Dr. Yochimfluster. I think I've finally figured out why you're such a putz. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5686 I said, "write I will not be late to class 100 times." 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5687 It’s my grandmother’s latke recipe. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5688 Let's get back to the restaurant. I've figured out the tip. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5689 My new work is based on motifs I found while flipping through my children's homework. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5690 This is how you get the pasta to stick to the wall! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5691 Fred, you can ignore that. Wendy was trying to figure out how much toilet paper we should order for the lab. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5692 I finally figured out women! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5693 Can you spy energy equals mass? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5694 C'mon!? I just need a few more days to prove that you don't belong here! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5695 Guilty on all counts. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5696 Dammit where's Wally? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5697 Gee professor, that’s one long recipe for banana bread!” @ariannasca 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5698 Yes , but is it cinema worthy? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5699 I just can’t deal with so much negative space on a chalkboard, so I went ahead & filled all of that in for you. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5700 It's true. My car warrantee is about to expire. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5701 And that’s how we whitewash history. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5702 Great billboard idea Joe. Remember a car traveling 30mph can only read five words. Might want to cut it down a bit. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5703 Good Lord. You finally figured out KFC's Secret Recipe! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5704 I’ve figured out who stole my holiday sandwich. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5705 The formula proves women should rule. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
5706 Oh, now you wanna add your 2 cents worth??? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
5707 Thank the lord that you're here! Do you have an eraser? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
5708 I'm still unable to figure out why Twitter replaced the bird with an X. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
5709 You were right, the time I spend on commuting is more than the time I spend with my spouse 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
5710 I forgot to ask before I began — do we use PEMDAS or BODMAS here? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5711 I discovered the perfect formula for Mac and cheese! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5712 Quick! Get the janitor! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5713 This my friend proves the earth is indeed flat. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5714 What does it mean? I don't know. My hen died. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5715 Hi Ned, I was wondering if you can find the elephant in the equation. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5716 “Congratulations on your breakthrough solution to our political divisions.” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5717 Dr. Jones, come quickly! I've discovered that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything REALLY IS 42!!! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5718 In base 13, it IS 42. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5719 Men trying to understand the female mind 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5720 P1: "This should make them understand..." P2: "Just checked. They still think it's the gays" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5721 Things took a turn at the Harvard screening of Oppenheimer once the Physics majors started leaving their reviews on the screen 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5722 This is the last time I let you pick the lunch spot.. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5723 sorry, am i interrupting something? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5724 I knew you wouldn't knock! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5725 I'm ok. That noise was just m 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5726 I can’t find where I wrote the pizza delivery number 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5727 Damn! I know my 5 cents is in there! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5728 I am trying to make sense of ChatGPT's new scientific discovery 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5729 'That is a simple piece of art' 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5730 Ah, so this is the beyond! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5731 It's not that complicated, Professor. It just needs a little Here to Save the Day Intuition .. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5732 The answer is simple: divide by pi. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5733 Well that should solve our problems! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5734 Honey, are you still working on our vactions plan? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5735 I can't believe you said you were going for a short coffee break! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5736 The secret life of women'. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5737 You were right: Turns out I wasn't overcharged at breakfast after all! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5738 The Earth will be swallowed by a black hole next Tuesday ! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5739 x = 2 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5740 The board is waiting, have you figured out the relationship between "Barbie and "Oppenheimer" yet? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5741 Gagosian@MIT: The 'Decoding Jackson Pollock' art sale 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
5742 They insist there are no ladders 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5743 Welcome to the Space Camera. I am looking for aliens. It's your turn to search.search 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5744 Get bread and milk on your way home. I'm exhausted after doing laundry all day. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5745 Wait! I am on the final step to solve the Reimann Hypothesis! Lunch can wait! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5746 Help. I have to go to the bathroom. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5747 I just got to the answer! E=mc ... Uh-oh ... 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5748 How much is 2 times 2? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5749 Eureka! Alert the team, the media! Thai food for Lunch! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5750 Yes! Now the perfect Martini! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5751 You’re gonna need a bigger eraser. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5752 caught the janitor messing with this...I fired him...what an idiot 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5753 Everyone said it couldn’t be done, but I DID IT. I know what we’re having for dinner tonight! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5754 And now I apply the Fudge Factor, and the theorem is proved. Q.E.D. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
5755 It's either the cure for the common cold or I have solved insomnia. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5756 FINAL PROOF!! HE IS GUILTY AS CHARGED!! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5757 Whew! Glad you came back. I was going to erase your equation,but I see you found the solution to world peace. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5758 I have no idea how I got to this point… 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
5759 We are going to need a bigger chalkboard, more chalk, and a relativity good sense of humor. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5760 How do we know which equals sign means we have the answer? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5761 It took me a while, but I finally figured out how much text I can fit on this blackboard. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5762 Quick! Get Elon on the phone. He should change the bird to an X! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5763 Marvelous, did you bring lunch? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5764 Can you come have a look at the trouble of ants in the kitchen? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5765 You were wrong about the cost of running a car! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5766 I'm worried about this smudge. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5767 It my suggested Twitter password. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
5768 Quick! Ive solved how DoorDash calculates their fees. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5769 Can someone get me a bigger chalk board? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5770 See, it wasn't that hard to prove that 1+1=2 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5771 My wife has the strangest way of making out a grocery list. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5772 Scientists on hoverboards do the math but lose out on lucrative marketing deals 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5773 Its auction value depends on how skillfully we mention, without endorsing, its UFO provenance. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5774 Guess who just landed a plot device in a Hollywood summer blockbuster?! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5775 In conclusion, we should try Ted Lasso and if we can’t get into it we’ll just rewatch Mad Men again. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
5776 Any luck figuring out what women want for dinner? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5777 By Jove, i think we've got it. Read between the lines! Black with white space" 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5778 Eureka! Pi are round! 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
5779 Worked out long covid? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5780 Pack your bags and go, you are fired! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5781 I thought you'd be taller. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5782 Dr. Robert Farley's Euro-centrically male math could only take him so far. Until... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5783 Wanna play When's Waldo's Birthday? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5784 I think this may have racial overtones! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5785 I've proved it! Why fruitcake sucks! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5786 Don't interrupt me. I'm about out of space. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5787 Looks like tonight we're having.... pizza 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5788 More than happy to help you write a program for that. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5789 Janis! Just as I predicted! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5790 Dr. Quint, we're gonna need a bigger blackboard. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5791 Get in here, Wilson, I think I've discovered a new Greek letter. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5792 I think i’ve calculated how much money I’m spending on software subscriptions. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5793 Great! Just in time to watch me write "QED." 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5794 This board is inconveniently tall. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5795 Any idea how to calculate the tip for the pizza delivery guy?” 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5796 E equals what? Can't you leave anything alone, Doctor?" 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5797 After all my calculations…. Schrödinger's cat should, in fact, be dead by now 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5798 I think I’ve finally figured out my purpose. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5799 Honey, what did I say about turning the garage into a secret science lab? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5800 I finally figured out what we should watch tonight! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5801 Figure it however you want, you still have to tip the barista. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5802 Are you sure there is a parallel universe where Barbie gets invented in 1939 and we fully spare not only nukes, but also WWII? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5803 Hey, I told you not to worry your pretty little head about it. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5804 Did you bring the sidewalk chalk? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5805 I think I spotted Cassiopeia! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5806 Ergo my friend, in spite of your higher average, I am the better bowler. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5807 I finally found the secret of Creation! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5808 Yes, I know is a retirement cake, but I need just another five years of funding to figure out how to cut it evenly. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5809 The trick was Occam’s razor! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5810 Tic tac toe? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5811 This proves they forgot the mayonaise. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5812 I finally get how to keep score in bowling! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5813 Do you think I have a chance to be on next season's The Bachelor?? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5814 Costco has a better deal ! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5815 My husband trying to hang a simple picture frame 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
5816 ...and that's why RFK is right. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5817 I asked ChatGPT do tell me ‘the meaning of life’ and THIS is the answer! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5818 I figured out what we should ask ChatGPT! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5819 AKARUE! ---That's Eureka spelled backwards. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5820 Do you think my argument will convince the chief? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5821 Finally! Yes, you may begin playing the Cello behind me, wherever, over there..." 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5822 Which proves that they should definitely punt. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5823 I've figured out where my keys are. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5824 I solved it! Based on my calculations, the answer is 4." 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5825 Eureka! I figured out how to remember all my streaming passwords! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5826 I finally settled on a wallpaper pattern for the diningroom. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5827 Dang it! Turns out I dropped a zero and the earth doesn't end in 12 years. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5828 It all adds up, Eurekia! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5829 A Beautiful Mind creating Beautiful Art! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5830 Thank goodness you're here! I'm hung up on my petri dish budget for the next fiscal year! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5831 I don't understand, how can you not like my jokes? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5832 No, I don't own a small cabin in Montana. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5833 Stop! This is a closed set for Good Will Hunting 2 - The Good Will Hunts Back 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5834 Eureka! You’ve discovered the recipe for chicken soup! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5835 You should have gone to the Barbie movie instead. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
5836 The raven gave the correct answer. “4 & 20 blackbirds baked in a pie”. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5837 And viola, we're all doomed. QED 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5838 Trump's brain on steroids? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
5839 Let me introduce my TA, in other words, my erasing assistant. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5840 I am Death, destroyer of worlds." Oh screw it 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5841 I covered the whole board! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5842 Uh-oh. Here comes trouble. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5843 Linda, I've got it! The perfect sick day excuse! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5844 What is two plus two 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5845 I figured out why we keep going through chalk so quickly! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5846 four loko is gonna wanna see this 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5847 So did you find a way out of the $32 Trillion? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5848 Congratulations, Professor! We just got the official word that the American Association of Chalk Manufacturers has named you Man of the Decade" 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5849 So, as you can see, 2+2 really DOES equal 4! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5850 I feel certain this trick play will work on 4th down and long! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5851 You're right! It's brilliant! And I've just now taken credit for it. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5852 All I need is an infinite chalkboard! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5853 Don't forget: there's one metal more in group three. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5854 Oh, there you are. I was about to send you directions. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5855 So is it Barbie or Oppenheimer? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
5856 And then,magic happens 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5857 I don't understand any of this because I'm a fucking moron like Elon Musk. Fuck that guy. I hope he drowns. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5858 By George, I think I've 'squared' it. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5859 By golly, I figured out the only math ever truly necessary is how to calculate a tip! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5860 Stop working. The dean needs the new race-blind admissions algorithm now. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5861 Help! Is it 9/5 or 5/9? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5862 You're still wrong! Your share for lunch is $6.50, not $6.25! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5863 I think I omitted a decimal point. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
5864 Don’t mistake activity for achievement 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5865 I thought we agreed it’s too early to start making holiday plans. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5866 Just confirming the brunch plans. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5867 How’d you do that without a ladder? 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5868 We’ve reached our boundary in an ever expanding universe. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
5869 Hey, chalk this out…… 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5870 Now I know what women want! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5871 Definitely paper bags and the egg. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5872 Finally! I figured out where to go for lunch! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5873 Dr. Smith next door got the right answer a few minutes ago. Let's grab some lunch. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5874 I think 'Barbie' will be a big hit. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5875 Eureka!!!! I found the formula that will make a better coffee! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5876 Our relationship isn't that complicated. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5877 Hey, the problem was that you were missing a decimal in one of your formulas. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5878 This is the basic AI version. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5879 What's for dinner? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5880 Okay, I’ve hidden the mistake. I’ll bet you can’t find it. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5881 The Senate will never go for this! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5882 I don't care what you say. This has absolutely nothing to do with a cat in a box. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5883 I finally solved tonight’s seating arrangements for your mother. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5884 Are you coming to lunch, Robert? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5885 I think I've figured out what we'll order for dinner. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5886 Cindy, guess what?! After we finished this massive proof and I asked you to get us coffee, I contacted the media and did a full interview on "my" work here. I'm going to be famous! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5887 There has to be an erase in the building! 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
5888 I think I've discovered the formula for Peace! Quick close the door before anyone sees. 1.1296 0.04382 108 99 4 5
5889 Found the cure for our divided country !!! Just need to figure out how to put this in a pill … 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5890 You were right, reverend Patterson; the chicken did come first! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5891 Did you factor in the cost of chalk? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5892 Voila! The hidden figure! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5893 Eureka, my math equivalent to," All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." and I found the answer to REDRUM. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5894 Tom, erase that. They took the prerequisite. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
5895 Good news! Two plus two still equals four! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
5896 Did you figure out your lunch order? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5897 I've confirmed it...pepperoni IS the best pizza topping! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5898 Can you bring me a good size empty cup? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5899 Oh no… I can’t remember the problem that I’ve just solved… 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5900 Oppie discovered the formula for Barbie! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5901 LeBron fans explaining why he’s the goat 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5902 So, I'm glad you're here, looks like we need to talk 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5903 You're just in time for the Big Bang. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5904 You didn't hear? One of the students just solved it with ChatGPT. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5905 gesundheit 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5906 Yes! I've found the Theory of Everything...but I can't remember where I put it. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5907 I told you 2+2=4 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5908 Trying to find the exact location of the clitoris again I see 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5909 ‘Once again, Dr. Oppenheimer, Barbie has to save the day.’ 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5910 All right, I feel ready to go toaster shopping now! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
5911 Someone left a message for you while you were out. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5912 I finally understand the terms of service for my new phone. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5913 Good news professor. Erasers have just been invented. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5914 It’s my own twist on the WHITEboard 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5915 I just asked you to confirm the conversion of feet to meters. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5916 Thats easy, its GPS. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5917 FRANK! I've finally got it ! 5, 15, 26, 37, 39, 43 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5918 Done with your lunch order yet? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5919 Sam, look-our search for dark matter is finally over 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5920 Hang on a sec. I’m almost done deciding if pork chop or fish and chips is better for lunch. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5921 Do you like my doodle art? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5922 It’s my Jackson Pollock. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5923 Why Norbert, for me? I can’t accept this. Not on our first date. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5924 My grocery list is longer than yours!! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5925 Missed a comma. Why didn't you use spell-checking? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5926 Alright, I figured out what I want for lunch. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5927 I can't remember if it's 2 or 3 tablespoons of salt. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5928 Eureka! I figured out how to suck my own cock! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5929 Alternate minimum tax calculation? 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5930 Told you the department head is a jerk, here's proof. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5931 I thought you said you weren't going to ruminate on your failed talking stages? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5932 Eureka! I think I just won tic-tac-toe! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5933 I told you to knock before opening the mathroom door. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5934 You got that S backwards. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5935 I think I'm closing in on anti-blackboard matter. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5936 How long does the dough need to rest? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5937 I need to use the restroom and I can’t seem to find the colon. Can you take a look? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5938 Randolph! did you forget to carry the 2 again? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5939 It's complicated. This is the short story. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5940 Arg my concentration, I almost figured out my wifi password! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5941 My theory is finally complete. Now everyone will remember the name Dr. Crackpot. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5942 You want ME to erase all that for black history month! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5943 Cheryl, I think I’ve figured out how to stop mansplaining. Let me explain… 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5944 I finally figured out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5945 This proves that I can too prove. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5946 So many choices! I'm having a hard time deciding. Can you come back in a few minutes? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5947 After years of struggling with this problem, I finally proved that I'm smart! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5948 Have you figured out you food order yet? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5949 Reach high! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5950 It's a draft - so please shut the door 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5951 Please don't erase my math, too. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5952 Hey! Recess is over, I gotta erase that. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5953 Just five more minutes, I’ve almost figured out my son’s math homework. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5954 The owl was right. Three licks to the center of the tootsiepop. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
5955 It's taken me 10 years, but I've finally proven my theory that you CAN wear white after Labor Day! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5956 You were right. I've finally confirmed that math IS racist. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5957 Aah, Chesterton, you're just in time. Hand me a piece of chalk will you?! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5958 It's not green cheese, it's Velveeta! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5959 Please bring me a sandwich and another piece of chalk. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5960 Wanna laugh? The men are back to trying to figure out how we got here. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5961 With this equation to figure out which to movie to see first, I am become Barbenheimer, destroyer of box offices. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5962 I downloaded my brain into an AI, and it wants my job 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5963 Finally! The formula for a perfect cup of coffee! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5964 I'll be right with you, I just need a few minutes to balance my credit card payments. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5965 I have no clue how to solve this,but maybe the Museum of Modern Art would show it. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5966 Of course this formula works. How do you think I was able to reach the top of the board? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5967 Is this supposed to be in base 8? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5968 Quick! More chalk before I lose the formula to create the perfect mead!! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5969 Gilda, bad news. Your collection of coffee gift cards is down to two-dollars and 33 cents. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5970 Sir, have you figured out what your wife wants for dinner? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5971 You were right - cold pizza IS better! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5972 Ah, there you are! I've been looking inside the AI for you 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5973 I truly couldn't believe it....but that stuff ain't butter! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5974 I haven't watched it but according to my calculations, the Barbie movie IS anti-man 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5975 Ah, Nadeem, remind me, three times seven is how much? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5976 Maths. doing Maths. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5977 Still no answer but it makes fabulous wallpaper! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5978 Perfect timing, now you just have to monetize it 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5979 And this is just my checkbook register! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5980 Eureka! I broke the Barbenheimer Code! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5981 Eureka, I’ve finally found the solution to immigration reform! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5982 There is no proof, but I think it's a meme! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5983 -Hey Laurie! Come help me erase this mess. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5984 Have you figured out the plot of Tenet? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5985 I find it its called instint tine .... 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5986 I’ve made a mistake on the first line, bring in the big stepladder! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5987 Simple math the answer to this question is: I bought Eras Tour tickets worth more than your salary 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5988 This is an algorithm for a fifty-year financial forecast. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5989 ..the absorbancy rate .....per millisecond to first cry...... Why are you here, you are on paternity leave?! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5990 Let's just ask ChatGPT 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5991 Look! It's really mc-cubed! Mc-cubed! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5992 Pretty sure this is the formula for McDonald's special sauce. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5993 Hey, the secret key to dark matter really IS Covfefe! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5994 Tell Larry Gagosian he can have it as soon as I find more dark matter 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5995 I’m SO glad we didn’t have any meetings this morning. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5996 Joan! After all these years, I think I’ve solved It!” (Joan know at that moment the joke she had played on the professor by replacing the first number in the equation with something different should probably have been revealed at some point in the last 10 years) 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5997 Whatever … I’m getting cheese fries. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5998 To think it has come to this in order to order a coffee these days. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5999 I see you’re still goofing around Wynford. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
6000 Black Woman Magic 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
6001 Hey, would you go get a second chalk board? This one’s too small.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
6002 Where are Oppenheimer & Feynman when you need them? 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
6003 2 plus 2 really IS 4 ! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6004 I’ve done it! I figured out who stole my lunch! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
6005 What happened to my ladder? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6006 Sorry, I couldn't find the erasable marker. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6007 You failed because on the left side there is a mistake. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6008 Dear wife, if you stop erasing, I promise to start listening…. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6009 Did you bring more chalk, I've run out? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
6010 How do you stay organized with all if this?" "I keep it squarely in line... 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6011 Scrap it, any way you divide it - sliced bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6012 Good, that you are here! I needed your shoulders to stand on and look further. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6013 Look, it's just as I thought all along. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6014 what do you mean "original Serra?" 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6015 I’ve figured out the appropriate tip for a self-checkout kiosk! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6016 Again?! We were supposed to have dinner with the Kleins! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6017 That's it! The answer's 4! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6018 Don't look! It's my Bitcoin password. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6019 After careful calculation, I figured out where we can go to lunch. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6020 I've got it! Salami on rye. Thanks. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
6021 I don't think Bart is taking writing his lines seriously. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6022 Eureka- I’ve cracked the code on how the streamers pay residuals! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6023 The new Twombly painting just arrived and its stunning. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6024 Surely Professor Oppenheimer you must be joking! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6025 I’ve finally solved the formula for secret sauce! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6026 According to my calculations, there's no such thing as pity sex. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6027 I'm calculating whether I've been overthinking it. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6028 It's true! The world will end in five billion years! 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6029 Your. Error is obvious in the right hand corner you have 2+ 2=3. It should be 4. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6030 Here's my coffee order. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6031 Help me my checkbook? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6032 I’ve almost got it! Do you have any chalk? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
6033 Oh, 2 + 2 really equals 5. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6034 And that, Folks, is how we got to the moon! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
6035 Damn it, I don’t know.... Call Sheldon 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6036 We mailed you the answer last week but, sorry, inadequate postage. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6037 Eureka! I’ve figured out how to stump Trump. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6038 I’ve cracked it! The formula for predict exact year that chalkboards will become obsolete! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6039 Get the janitor 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
6040 Drat,I'm out of chalk. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6041 Come, Janice! Think I figured out what Greg Abbott was thinking with the buoys 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6042 Did you finally decide what you want for lunch? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6043 Hey, uh, Dr. Oppenheimer, there’s a guy in the other room who keeps demanding to to see someone named “Barbenheimer” and now he’s threatening to blow up the building… you got any idea what I should do? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6044 I finally calculated how to make overnight oats in three minutes. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6045 And I solved it all by myself 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6046 I finally figured out where we're going for dinner tonight 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6047 All this, and you still don't replace the roll in the bathroom. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6048 you still haven't picked a movie to watch? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6049 After yesterday’s lunch, you owe me twelve bucks. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
6050 I finally figured out the probability of you going on a date with me! 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
6051 It only took three days and four hours. Let's see your AI program top that! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
6052 I wish we had just watched Barbie. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
6053 Did you bring more CHALK". No, but the laptop you order 3 weeks ago just arrived. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
6054 Guess who knows where his car keys are! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6055 Hey! I’m trying to figure out why my head is so small! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6056 There's a Nobel Prize on that black board; you just have to put the formulas in order. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6057 Thanks so much for coming. I think if you stand on my shoulders, we can reach the top. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6058 I know what's up, Doc. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6059 Forget the internet and electric cars, let's work on that transporter beam idea!" 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6060 Oh good you’re here, can I have a wittle boost? ?? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6061 Knock me over with a feather. The Presidental Records Act does let him do whatever he wants. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6062 Give me a hand, Im almost done. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6063 Proof Polly wants a cracker. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6064 Shower thoughts 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6065 This is art! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6066 You’re not going to believe this but that’s my screensaver. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6067 Help! I've forgotten the expression formula used to simplify this algebraic expression. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6068 Even though it's your formula, I'll get all the credit, haha. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6069 We checked your first line again, Professor: 2 + 2 is not 22. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6070 Eureka! I’ve discovered the next great mystery for the Museum of Modern Art! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6071 Lunch is ready....when you get to a convenient number. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6072 I finally realized it’s not the result but the journey. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6073 Professor, did you finally figure out Chinese or Indian food for dinner tonight? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6074 Just figured our how to balance life in 2023 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6075 I just can't reach the highest number. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6076 Sir, I think you should just text her back ‘lol’ 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6077 I just figured out why “Barbie” is more popular than “Oppenheimer!” 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6078 Q.E.D. Pizza Hawaii doesn’t taste good. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
6079 We're ordering out. What's the symbol for pizza? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
6080 Randy, you're a janitor. That doesn't make you Will Hunting. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
6081 Look, I'm telling you, you can stop studying! All you have to do is stand in front of these letters and numbers, like I did, and the white men will give you a PhD! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
6082 Eureka! I've finally proven that the more money you have the easier it is to get into this university! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
6083 Oh it's you, Anistolial. I'm going to be needing another dimension to finish this. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
6084 That’s nice Karl, but you really could have just texted your Starbucks order like everyone else. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
6085 Did you find a ladder? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
6086 It only took a couple of minutes! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6087 Again ... what's Pi to the fourth? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6088 Bad news! We've run out of chalk. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6089 The answer is 859! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6090 Who knew Elastigirl was so smart?! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6091 Have you finally found the perfect formula for a peaceful dinner with your family? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6092 You're not Jennifer Connelly! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6093 . . . did you want pepperoni ? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6094 - Come on, lunch is ready! - Wait a minute, I feel I'm on the right way... 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6095 Come see! The formula for the perfect martini! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6096 How could you have forgotten the milk? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
6097 Are you done yet? How long is this formula for patience? caption 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
6098 I’ve figured out how to reduce the gender wage gap! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6099 It's 15! Quick, tell them it's 15% to tip! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6100 The movie made it seem like this bomb stuff was hard! 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
6101 I've done it. I'm half as smart as the average 14 year old thinks they are. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6102 Wait. Isn't 6 plus 7 thirteen? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6103 Thank you. That will be all Mr. Oppenheimer. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6104 I’ve solved the formula for chalk dust 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6105 For Heaven’s sake, professor! Constipation is not that hard to fix! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6106 Button your coat! You look like a thug. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6107 Finally! An explanation for Why Do Fools Fall in Love 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6108 Right Ms. Smith almost complete abracadabra and we are done 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6109 Rock N’ Roll is here to stay! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6110 Boffo box office for Barbenheimer. It's a certainty. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6111 I want to double check. Does 3x8=24? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6112 There! E does NOT equal MC-squared! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6113 In so many words, one plus one equals two. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6114 I’ve figured out the email addresses of both Barbie and Oppenheimer! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6115 I think I'm finally ready to tackle balancing my checkbook! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6116 Board…never get bored. Simply calculating, if board space is greater or less than a stick of chalk! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6117 I’m seeing Barbie first! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6118 Huh…so it seems like it was not self-sustaining 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6119 Let me check… I’m open Tuesday morning… 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6120 Ok, Italian for lunch checks out 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6121 I’ve figured it out; I’ll have ham-and-rye instead of grilled cheese. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6122 I finally remembered the equation I was trying to write down! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6123 I've finally discovered the secret to Twinkies longevity! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6124 I have been expecting you J. Edgar Hoover 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6125 I've almost solved today's Addle puzzle! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6126 It's true; Trump won! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
6127 ..and THAT, my dear fellow, is exactly how my wife and I determine where to go for dinner! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6128 Do you have any more chalkboards? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6129 Just give me a second. I have the bagels and sandwiches, but this last latte is a little blurry. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
6130 The chicks will go wild for this one. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
6131 It’s proof that juggling symbols is possible! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6132 actually, I forget what the question was. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
6133 This is going to look great in your living room ! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6134 My calculations prove it will rain on Wednesday! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6135 I finally figured out the formula for the secret sauce! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6136 Good news. I was able to shorten it to ?r2 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6137 Eureka! You startled me. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6138 Hey Harold, I would just order a large pie and freeze the leftovers. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6139 Do you have any extra chalk? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6140 I've decided on lunch. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6141 Did you bring the eraser? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6142 Hey, it works... as long as you ignore Order of Operation rules! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6143 Please bring a ladder so I can fix a mistake! No one would ever notice but our colleagues are so damn competitive, it has to be perfect! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6144 Haven't you finished the grocery list yet? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6145 Sorry, we're completely out of chalk 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6146 It’s called the Trumpery Presidential Theorem, you will be better served if you peer review it at happy hour. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6147 I’ve finally unlocked how I feel about my in-laws! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6148 Some of the old timers won't believe a woman could do this. I'm taking credit for your work, so you don't have to suffer the humiliation. Just helping out. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6149 I did it! I've proved the experimental data wrong! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6150 You have to start over! The initial values were 6, 1 not 1,9. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6151 ‘’Eureka! I know how to save Twitter, I’m telling you!’ 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6152 Ok, "Einstein", it's time to go back to the "home". 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6153 Hurry Jones I've misplaced the equal sign?? 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
6154 On the WHAT board? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
6155 Eureka! I've discovered the Colonel's secret KFC recipe of 11 herbs and spices. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6156 No matter how I change the equation, I cannot afford meat this week 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6157 I have it ! Doppler effect in the 5th at Belmont 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6158 What is that?” “Chalk. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6159 2 + 2 = 4, after all! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6160 Finally! The exact number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6161 It's no use, we can't afford dinner 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6162 Ah,just in time. Gimme a lift will ya? Gotta start over again. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6163 Don't say anything ... I'll loose my train of thought !! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6164 Did you remember to get the pizza? 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
6165 I think it needs a semicolon. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6166 Wife said all she wants for her birthday is a romantic note. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
6167 Who took the orange chalk? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6168 They had already done it. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6169 According to the math - I’m NOT crazy! 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
6170 You're not gonna believe this — we were wrong about 0.08 BAC this whole time. It's perfectly fine! In fact, it might even make you better at driving. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6171 Another Cosmic Pic from The Webb Telescope? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6172 They took away the ladder ! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6173 Don't forget to dip the rim of the chilled glass in honey and lime juice. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6174 Finally,I got it! 2.0+2.0=4.0 Inform ChatGPT immediately! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6175 Her Tinder bio said she was looking for someone who could solve all her problems. I guess I should stick to Hinge. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6176 How do we integrate all this? 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
6177 I did! I finally figured out the recipe for McDonald's secret sauce! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6178 I was approaching the answer to the universe's greatest question, but ran out of blackboard space. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6179 I know what I want for lunch now! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6180 I just asked you how long would it be to take out the trash! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6181 Thank goodness you're here, I need to carry a one! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6182 Searching for asin in the dark. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6183 Calvin, I finally found the meaning of 3.14 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6184 I’ve figured out what we should get for lunch. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6185 What's taking you so long? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6186 OH, SO THATS HOW YOU MAKE GAZPACHO 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6187 I've finally proven that Interstellar doesn't make sense. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6188 They say AI can solve problems in higher math without a ladder. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6189 Our years of hard work finally paid off: We have the recipe for the best chocolate chip cookie ever! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6190 I conclude that a female orgasm IS possible. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6191 I seem to have lost my cents. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6192 Come quick, I figured out how to say "hi" to the aliens! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6193 Me? Oh, I'm just brushing up on my times and gosintas. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6194 You’re standing in a super position 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6195 hey I finally found out the secret to life! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6196 Perfect timing! This is how many scientists it takes to change a light bulb! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6197 Yes, all your conclusions are right! And as a white man, I fully intend to take credit for them. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
6198 Eureka! I have proved that the cow goes, 'Moo.' 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
6199 It's just a buy one get one 50% sale. Let's get going! 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
6200 Looks like a productive staycation. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6201 ... Here I Come to Save the Day ! ... “ Denise D’Amore Oceanside, Californi 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6202 Come on in, as you can see from my calculations, once again, the New York Mets will not play in October. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6203 I've got it! The answer is 2. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6204 Hi, Emma, got time for coffee? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6205 Finally! I know how that magician produced that rabbit! 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
6206 Hey Ben, I've finally figured out why we never get any dates! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6207 Now I know how it feels to be 'Oppenheimered.' 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6208 Do you ever wonder if these squiggles on a blackboard really do relate to the real world? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6209 I have it! A formula for the perfect cup of coffee! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6210 Do you think you're John Nash? 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
6211 Thought I haven't took much time in the bathroom. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
6212 You’ve burnt the toast!! 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
6213 I'm beginning to think a perpetual motion machine isn't in the cards. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6214 I got it Henry...Hagoromo Chalk is called "the Michael Jordan of chalk, the Rolls-Royce of chalk". The calcium carbonate is also a compound, with the chemical formula CaCO3. It's more biodegradable too. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6215 Oppenheimer thinks we can do this in New Mexico,no way. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6216 It's true! Two plus two does equal four. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6217 I left the room, and now I can’t remember what I was supposed to do next. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6218 You're not gonna believe what I found on Teacher Barbie's chalkboard! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6219 See ! As I always believed, the Allen and Ken dolls were too close to be "just friends". 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6220 Quick! What’s two plus two again? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6221 Geez, Phil. We do have to wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6222 Who farted? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6223 I've solved it, how to turn my neck all the way around! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6224 I've finally done it! I've figured out where the eraser is! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6225 Quick! Another chalkboard! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6226 What is it that my students don't understand? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6227 Invisible mirror does reflect light 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6228 Calculating my hair wash days 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6229 … so then I should wash my hair tonight! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6230 Have you figured out what you want for lunch, Dave? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6231 Yo Prof! Do you like apples?” … “Well, I got THE number!” *slams blackboard* “How bout THEM apples?! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6232 No excuses for Dear Aunt Sally this time. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6233 I cracked the formula for the secret sauce in Big Mac! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
6234 You're just in time! I need more fingers and toes. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6235 Whoa! Hold on! Hold on! Yes! By gum I 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
6236 I said skim milk and two sugars. Can't you remember ANYTHING? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6237 Eureka! Free Barbenheimer tickets. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6238 I think it's Einstein's grocery list for pi. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6239 I’ve done it! I’ve figured out the common woman. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
6240 I just asked what you wanted for dinner 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6241 I figured out how much more paint we need! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
6242 Have you decided what you want to order for lunch yet? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6243 I figured out which streaming service we should get. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6244 The meaning of life is simple. It's the cereal Mikey likes. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6245 Keep that door closed. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
6246 I think I finally figured out why two and two make four! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6247 Einstein, I'll bring the ladder to help you erase the black board. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6248 I figured it out. We're f*cked! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6249 There’s a 46% chance that Barbie will get more Oscar nominations than Oppenheimer!! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6250 Can’t figure out what to have for lunch today 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6251 I’ve done it! 20 minutes to finish one piece of chalk. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6252 I hope you brought the crackers. I just solved for chalk and cheese. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6253 Working on the Cheesecake Factory's new menu. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6254 Welcome to Unit Circle 101. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6255 Cacio e pepe really isn't supposed to be this hard. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6256 Dammit Syd I only wanna know what time you wanted to go to lunch 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6257 Bardenheimer groupchat planning. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6258 I finally found a use for my high school algebra. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6259 So many variables. So little time. Chat GBT has ruined all the fun. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6260 No, this is a design class, we are studying busy prints 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6261 Yes, it proves men and women are equal, but I don't know if laymen will understand it. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6262 Doggone! You made me lose my place! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6263 Oh your back! I think I understand why my wife is upset. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
6264 Why do I feel like I just walked into a 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
6265 I figured out who ate the last donut from the lunchroom. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
6266 You don’t have an IMAX camera do you? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6267 Oh good. You’re just in time for me to mansplain your work you… 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6268 Sophie, can you see where I put the mc-squared? I know it's here someplace. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6269 Ah Mildred! I'm so glad you arrive 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6270 ‘Split the Adam?’ No, that’s down the hall, Surgery Room 5. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6271 Hold I need to finish the calculations for the Fed Rate hike! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6272 MORE BOARD! I need another chalkboard - fast. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6273 Oh boy, that's just the pattern I need for my bedspread 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6274 Just calculating my nutrition needs for lunch. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6275 Don't tell me there's a chalk shortage. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6276 IRS provides tax inflation adjustments for tax year 2023 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6277 Just in time! My lunch order is ready. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6278 math drip no. 5 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6279 Karl, Karl, come here quickly. I just solved the secret of the Universe. It's, it's...it's..." Bang! and it all went dark again 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6280 X" is lost somewhere in here. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6281 But Dr. Packard, I only wanted the time of day. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6282 I just solved the winning numbers for this weekend's lottery jackpot!!! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6283 Eureka! A better mousetrap! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6284 We’re gonna need a bigger board. And some more chalk. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6285 Can any of the grad students fly? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6286 Where's page #2? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6287 Help, my grocery list is in here somewhere! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6288 I discovered why I’m single! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6289 Now where did I put that launch code? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6290 Taylor Swift has a scheduled post on Instagram! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6291 You’re a jerk. It’s that simple. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
6292 Dr Miller you were right! 2+2 does in fact equal 4. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6293 Here are my notes from a chat with Kim Kardashian. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6294 I got it. Half ounce of Vermouth with 21/2 ounces of Gin! 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6295 Oh Thank God you're here, how many inches in a foot? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6296 Heads 50, tails 50 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6297 One plus one equals two, right? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6298 Guaranteed to catch a mouse...Maybe! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
6299 I hate when I do this. I jot down the password, but not for who. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
6300 I’ve discovered that the center of the universe is about to shift through the pie display at Murphy’s Diner! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
6301 It's true! The meaning of life really is a good cup of coffee! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
6302 barbenheimer was certainly turning out to be one of their more complicated cinema trips 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
6303 No, this is not Room 204 and I didn’t order the cleaning crew. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
6304 Quick . . . call Maintenance for a stepladder. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6305 We're going to need a total reevaluation of physics. Apparently the gravitational constant is 'syntax error.' 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6306 I'll call it, 'Trajectory of the fly swat'! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6307 Have you seen the eraser? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6308 Wait! I think you for something! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6309 I'm hoping Matt Damon can show up to solve this one too. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6310 I’m creating something called a Smart Board, which I need to finish my calculation. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6311 Tell them I'll be done as soon as it's physically possible. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6312 I think I figured out how to see my friends' posts on my Facebook feed. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6313 It's easy, just read it from right to left and from bottom to top. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6314 I've just discovered the perfect recipe for crab cakes! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6315 Quick! How much is 6 x 7? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6316 I finally ran out of space! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6317 Miss Smith, I believe I’ve figured out why my statement doesn’t match my EOB’s. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6318 No professor, the doctor meant something else when he said you need to work on your projectile motion. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6319 I have found the correct solution yet to clean my chalkboard. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6320 No, no, no. I said use the yellow chalk. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6321 Gibberish! I've told you, it's just a movie, stop bringing janitors in here to work on equations! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6322 I’ve located my phone! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6323 Oppenheimer Shmoppenheimer!! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6324 Yeah, but which numbers are oppressed? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6325 We can get it with extra cheese and less sauce but it's not easy. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6326 My proof is a work of art! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6327 I changed a Jot to a Tiddle and it works! Note: Jot, to write briefly or hurriedly. Tiddle, to busy oneself with unimportant tasks. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6328 so you see 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6329 Boom! Bob’s your uncle! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6330 Shoot!”I forgot to carry the on 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
6331 The answer is more Ryan Seacrest! 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
6332 By George!!! I think I've got it!! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6333 Oppenheimer, hurry up. the war is nearly over. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6334 ChatGPT says the answer is 42 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
6335 See,right here! Proof! I did order anchovies. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6336 Wait! Hold everything! Salt the eggs before you scramble! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6337 There is nothing artificial about this. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6338 Right up there! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6339 Eureka, Jones! God DOES equal 1/137. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6340 Professor - 18.02 meets in 26-100, not 10-250 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6341 Be with you in 3 shakes to pi. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6342 I've got it! I owe you $11.32 for lunch, including tax and tip. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6343 Yes, Hector, it is the formula for your favorite Vietnamese hot sauce. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6344 I solved it! Inflation prediction for the next decade!!! 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
6345 Barbie really IS a feminist icon! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6346 Yes, but you missed the Schrodinger's cat exponent. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6347 I just figured out how to fix the coffeemaker! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6348 I almost have the conditions on the new web site figured out. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6349 Thanks for coming in Larry - I need someone to take a closer look. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6350 Yes, it does indeed obviously follow. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
6351 I’m expecting the Museum of Modern Art to call any day now. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
6352 Idiot! I said write it a hundred times NOT a zillion! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6353 I'm learning the metric system! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6354 It needs more salt! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6355 No, I do not intend to ever finish, what would be the point in that? It’s the fact I need time alone to work that matters, not what it is I’m working on! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6356 i need another blackboard. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
6357 Remind me. Which is the numerator and which is the denominator. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
6358 Is that an i or an e? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
6359 Barbie was right! 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
6360 Can you believe it ... the answer is 69! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6361 The slate was lonely and desperate then the chalk used its authority to abuse it.” 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6362 Where is Good Will Hunting when you need him? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6363 I proved it. 1+1=2!! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6364 I’ve found the answer! We should see Oppenheimer and Barbie on the same day! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6365 Sorry I'm late, Prof, I forgot that today was my turn to be mansplained to. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
6366 Close the door, I want to talk to you about ChatGBT. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6367 Is this the grocery list for the party 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6368 I can't find the recipe for the martini.. Ted Maltin tmaltin@aol.com 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6369 Was your the one with anchovies? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6370 This should prove that mustard is better than ketchup. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6371 It has become way more complicated since the “X” left the faculty for good. Edith Birdsall, Houston, Texas 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6372 Eureka! I figured out what we should order for lunch! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6373 Oh geez. I never know how to respond to respond to “How are you” 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6374 The suns not yellow, it’s chicken! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6375 The square root of minus one equals one subway token! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6376 Good Coffee = 1g grounds: 16g (96.1C) water 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6377 Hurry up, let's go now! the baby is crowning! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6378 Good news. I think I've got the lunch order figured out." 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6379 I finally understand how to go viral on TikTok! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6380 My calorie tracker is off. I'm eating too many carbs. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6381 Is cat spelled with a K or a C? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6382 I did it! I understood the plot of 'Tenet'! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6383 It’s close, but there’s a mistake somewhere. Could you fix this while I go get some lunch? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6384 That proves it, 1+1=2 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
6385 My new recipe for scrambled eggs! 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
6386 Hey! Need a hand here. What's 2+2? 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
6387 ∴ Jake's Barbecue for lunch. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
6388 Karl, you're right on time t! I was just about to note the conclusive diaeresis and Oxford comma to my demonstration! 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
6389 You almost missed the best part 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6390 Your guess is as good as mine. It looks like the formula used to change Twitter's logo. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6391 I finally did it. I invented the perfect mouse trap. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6392 Look,this proves I need a bigger blackboard. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6393 Calculating the number of infinite significant digits of pi requires infinite blackboard space. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6394 Eureka! I escaped the dungeon, killed the orcs, slew the dragon, with a clear path to the princess and handmaidens playing naked twister. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6395 I still don’t see how that meeting could have been an email. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6396 And that’s how we came to naming Twitter X. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6397 The calculations conclude that we have lasagna for lunch 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6398 Frank, I finally cracked your mom's recipe for blackberry jam. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6399 Hurry Wipe The Board! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6400 Check out how far up I got on the blackboard! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6401 Can I have more Spaghetti? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6402 Don't worry. You'll get used to my method in no time. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6403 This is clear as mud 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6404 I solved it! Two plus two does equal four! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6405 Eureka! I've found... I'm completely disorganized! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6406 You really think solving this algorithm is gonna get you that blue check? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6407 You can't just barge in here like that and say things like you think there may be a second needle in the haystack. Look at this board, it's taken me all my adult life to find the first one. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6408 Are you done yet, Professor Heindrick? The GOP wants to know if you've found a path for them to the white house in 2024. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6409 Sir, your wife’s called nine times. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6410 Oh Hi! I was just thinking of you 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
6411 Farnsworth,I had to add the chocolate syrup to the seltzer. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
6412 I shall call it the MATH BORED. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
6413 Stop the press conference! This isn’t the solution. It is just mayo from lunch. Damn those delicious subs! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6414 Did you check the custodial staff for ruggedly-handsome Boston street youths? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
6415 No matter what I try, I am 12,285 short. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6416 I take it you went to see Oppenheimer over the weekend? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6417 Hold on, was that an n or an m… 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6418 I've almost discovered what I should binge-watch next! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
6419 I only asked you for directions to the Highline and you give me THIS? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
6420 And, ta da, that's how you make vegetarian chili. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6421 Eureka, I can't find it. Somewhere there is phone number to Professor Pizza's. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6422 It is Diabolical! This crap will get more funding! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6423 Thanks for coming over. I've hit a wall because I can't remember what the square root of 16 is. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6424 Its almost Friday. Its almost Friday. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6425 I'm going to need another blackboard. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
6426 So, have you figured out what we’re watching tonight? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6427 Foggerty have you worked out the mathematical outline of the organization of the Jan 6th conspiracy? The judge needs your summation in 5 minutes! 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
6428 I've done all the calculations, and TikTok is right. Kendall DID shade Selena! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6429 Ran out of chalk. Damn it all to hell! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6430 Eureka! I overcomplicated everything! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6431 Good News, Ms.Kardashian! We've figured out a way to cover your ass, both legally AND physically. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6432 This is it… this is how to reverse park perfectly every time! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6433 Madam Chairman, Yes you should put onions in the soup. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6434 You thought I’d be bored in retirement, but look at this bespoke art piece I made for our entry! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6435 It's clear you have trouble differentiating right from wrong. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6436 It's amazing! I've finally discovered a new way to get from here to the bathroom down the hall! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6437 No matter how I analyze it, the equation always come out the same: apples do not equal oranges 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6438 I’m creating something called a Smart Board, which I need to complete the calculation. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6439 I think I've solved today's Worldle! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6440 I think I've figured out where we're going to lunch! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6441 My masterpiece is called “Full Room and Bored.” 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6442 My lunch order -- now that's complicated. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
6443 Always double check the fine print. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6444 So, does she like me or she’s just being nice? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
6445 I figured out where we can get a discount when we go out for lunch today. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6446 I need a symbol that's half way between "Y" and "Z"... 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6447 So, therefore it’s okay for you to come in. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6448 I knew you’d be late. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
6449 No, no, no! I just want to go dancing in our galaxy! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6450 Never mind. I just found your keys. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6451 No. I called for another blackboard, not a.. never mind. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
6452 You’ve done it, Doctor. You’ve eaten my lunch again! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6453 God exists but they are bipolar. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6454 This proves my wife put ‘mango’ and not ‘mango’s’ on the grocery list. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6455 Is it too late to change my order to a venti non-fat macchiato one pump iced with lemon? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6456 Hey, come quick, I have finally figured out definitively why the chicken crossed the road. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6457 Almost there! Give me one quick minute to an exponential factor of 60/1m to 24th power x 365d to the 10th power x ∞ = ha squared exactly. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
6458 There paired it down! Don’t you just love the simple answers in life? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
6459 Where is pay inequity on this board? Or has that issue been erased? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
6460 There are way more universes than we have blackboards to explain it. " Dominic Martelli Sicklerville, N. J 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
6461 Did you remember to pick up more chalkboard paint? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
6462 Eureka! Now I know how they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6463 What's snapping baby girl? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6464 Find me a ladder please... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6465 I feel like I am back in p-chem 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6466 They do not equal four! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6467 Ah, you’re finally here. Did you bring the bigger chalk board I asked for?” -Dash Noble, Asheville, N 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6468 I am always on the verge of discovering the shape of water. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6469 But if you can’t make your own, storebought is fine. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6470 I remember where I left my keys 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
6471 Hubble, hubble, toil and trouble 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6472 I've figured out why Jackson Pollock's paintings are so big! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6473 That's it! I know who shot JR! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
6474 You're not going to believe this! All this time we've been wrong about truth! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6475 I know what she's going to want for dinner! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6476 We need either a bigger board or thinner chalk. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6477 This should keep them busy for awhile. Hedonism here we come!!! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6478 Come in, I’m just figuring out how long my order will take to arrive 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
6479 Would you call Matt Damon to clean up this mess? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
6480 When I asked you to get the bus schedule I assumed you'd just google it. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
6481 You should see my tax return. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
6482 How do you like the new wallpaper in our department? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6483 It's a wrap. Another class is meeting in a few minutes. Glad you have a new teaching tool. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
6484 Yes! I HAVE decided what we're having for dinner! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6485 I’ve done it!… Common Core 2.0” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6486 I guess we really need to #armukrainenow 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
6487 The probability of Sean Hannity's excistence on the planet. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6488 It Einstein Bagels sir…they’re still waiting for the new formula. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6489 I’m positively sure. Two plus two equals four! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6490 And that’s his you do the Hokey Pokey 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6491 Come quick, I've found the Macy's. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6492 There it is, QED. I’ll have New York thin crust. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6493 I figured out the perfect cold brew formula! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6494 Uhh, Albert, Newton just had an apple fall .... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6495 Oh no! I was just on the cusp of finding the answer to the afterlife and I’ve run out of chalk! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6496 Welcome to the Blackboard Bungle. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6497 Look! I was finally able to fill the blackboard. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6498 There’s free pizza in the lunchroom.” - and that is why we have yet to unlock the secrets of the universe 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6499 I’ll just be another few………….hours. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6500 No but I slept at a Holiday Inn last night! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6501 And thus: potato, potato. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6502 I'll join you in a moment. I've juuust about gotten my seating chart worked out. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6503 You're gonna need a bigger coat. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6504 Don’t interrupt me, I’ve almost figured out the ingredients for pie! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6505 I'm just trying to figure out how much sunscreen I need on my face. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6506 Hope you’re not the Person from Porlock 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6507 Hold on just a sec ... and ... now I need to start over. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6508 Guerniva 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6509 It's your turn to buy the coffee filters for the faculty lounge, and I can prove it. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6510 Great news, Feldman! I've finally cancelled our subscription to DirecTV. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6511 I still can’t decide what to have for dinner. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6512 Pitty, won't work on the Internet, already replicated by AI 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6513 I've run out of room on my board, is your's available? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6514 i figured out why our heads are so small! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6515 Hey, I found my keys!” Dave Swanson, Portland, O 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6516 QED! Fa la la la la la la la!" "Wait! Wait! You forgot your last axiom at home!! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6517 Yep, it was the sugar. I forgot to add the sugar. 1.1013 0.04627 79 74 2 3
6518 Now you are to calculate benefits of working from home only on Tuesday’s and Thursday’s. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6519 You distracted me.Now, where was I? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6520 I don’t even remember how I reached the top part! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6521 All of this just to show that nobody asked is impressive! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6522 Tim,the secret ingredient is CINNAMON. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6523 How is the CRACKED CODE coming along? 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6524 Dr. Oppenheimer: I have no idea what these squiggles mean. But they’ll look impressive in the movie. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
6525 I told you Trump needs his next defense story in big block print on prompter boards and it cant be this long! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
6526 I'd appreciate your not barging in here from another dimension whose existence I'm trying to prove. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6527 Oh dear, you skipped a step. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
6528 Just a few more steps and then I will finally figure out which restaurant the Housewives were discussing during the premiere of The Real Housewives of New York! 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
6529 Now I know what’s in the dinner tonight. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6530 There was an error in the 44th equation. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6531 Yes ! Chocolate milk DOES come from brown cows ! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6532 I've discovered that I should join you for lunch. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6533 J Robert who? 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
6534 What? You haven't seen, "Oppenheimer?" 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6535 I was entertaining the students until you arrived 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6536 I think I finally figured out the lyrics to "Yellow Ledbetter." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6537 We solved the "X" mystery professor... you can stop now...it's an adolescent boy code for seX. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6538 Just give me a few more years and I'll have your answer 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6539 Oh good heavens, I've run out of time and space Arthur, would you happen to have a black Sharpie? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6540 My maths teacher when I got to the toilet 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6541 The scope changed this morning 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6542 Come! and see I have found out a way for world peace! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6543 C’mon I told you women are difficult to figure out 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6544 Did you finally decide where are we having dinner? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6545 I Iove it! Do you have it in a size x? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
6546 It's the formula for dark chocolate laced with Mescaline. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6547 Wait! I'm too close to find why people don't use their directionals 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6548 Swipe right! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6549 So if we send nuke at new jersey we would....... 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6550 Someone clicked ‘Deliver in fewer boxes/fewer trips’ again 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6551 The computer says the answer is three. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6552 Is that what you meant when you said you wanted to hang out? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6553 Just cause you watch Oppenheimer, doesn't mean these scribbles mean anything! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6554 I was going to go see "Barbie", but now I'm glad I didn't. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6555 I've decided to order the ham and cheese. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
6556 way to my heart,.....solve this equation 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
6557 Colonel Sanders be damned, I found it, it was a pinch of Saffron and Tumeric. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6558 I've invented a formula for detecting deepfake videos. How do we keep social media companies from censoring it? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6559 eureka! I just solved it! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6560 I think I have solved the problem of world hunger all we need now is food 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6561 "Get outta here! I'm expecting Jennifer Connelly. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6562 OK,What is it now? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6563 Hey, it’s time to eat. Girl dinner is ready. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6564 Nope, I still Don’t know why she’s mad 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
6565 Sol comes after me fa! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6566 Hey Einstein, you're missing the Oppenheimer premiere! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6567 Are you still trying to figure out what your wife wants for dinner? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6568 Quick, have you figured out what to order for lunch? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6569 Where is the "equals" sign? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6570 Professor it’s 3am your family called they’re concerned about you. They say you’re… professor? professor?! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6571 Sorry my girlfriend texted me 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6572 I’m good thanks, I’ve already been Good Will Hunted. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6573 Finally, I have the answer! The egg came before the chicken! Wait, or is it the other way around? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6574 Milky Way under way! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6575 Eurica! I'm solving global climate change, hunger, economic inequality, water scarcity, disease and prevention of World War III and Civil War 2.0. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6576 Come Quick. This papyrus contains the perfect recipe for Goat Milk Yogurt!. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6577 I’ve finally calculated the residuals from my script! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6578 Look, Rothko was a closeted scientist! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6579 I wanted to borrow your ladder,but it looks like someone beat me to it. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6580 Where is Sheldon when I need him? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6581 Hey "American Theoretical Physicist" Barbie. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6582 If we divide lunch, what sum will equal my half? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6583 Okay, okay, it's not as elegant as a bomb, but it works anyway! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6584 Sorry, we're moving all our calculations to foreign country. Texas is the name, I believe. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
6585 - You can congratulate me… - Congratulations! I am pregnant. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6586 Look at me! Im the Janitor! Haha, but seriously could you call them in to clean this up its total junk. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6587 Nevermind, Sid. I just needed a new battery. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6588 I finally found the brush to clean these stupid calculations! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6589 Hey Ned, have you figured out what you want for lunch yet? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6590 Do the numbers indicate whether we need to take an umbrella? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6591 'Hold on, just one more second.... I think you're right, that the answer is four....' 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6592 I've finally created the perfect campaign for this movement! -Oh, that one expired 2 weeks ago! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
6593 So your son thinks, you don't need artificial intelligence when you've got a blackboard...? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6594 I hate to admit it, but this is only the first part of the question. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6595 O sole mio. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
6596 Oh, thanks for the extra space, I thought I was going to have to use the spot under my feet! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6597 I have an audition coming up for Good Will Hunting. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6598 Look! I solved for 2x + 15 - 4√16 (2+56/100) ÷ 66 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6599 Carl, come quick - I've proved we've just been bombarded with dark energy! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6600 I think we're missing something. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6601 It just doesn’t make sense why she left me on read 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6602 It's okay. You can stop now. I found the recipe for the cranberry muffins. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
6603 I was right! It is obvious!!! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6604 I changed one number! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6605 Well, it is all in the numbers: Here is the proof that women are actually better leaders than men! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6606 Clean up on aisle six, Johan! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6607 Photo 52. (Whatcha drawing there, Rosie?) 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6608 I just proved that one plus one is three. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6609 Friday! I've lost the North Star! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6610 New York is a big city. QED 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6611 Sorry, I can't help. The last math class I took in junior college was called Math, a Liberal Art. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6612 Greta! Big News! They've invented the whiteboard. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
6613 Hi Professor, how do you like our new self-erasing chalk that's guaranteed to disappear before your first class tomorrow? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6614 I’ve worked out how to star in Chris Nolan’s next movie. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
6615 I finally figured out what the kids want for dinner. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6616 I thought I had the solution, but I don't remember where the beginning is... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6617 Never mind being exact - just make it sexy - as in E = mc2 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6618 If my calculations are correct the pizza we ordered has arrived ! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6619 I solved it! Now if I could just figure out how to get the permanent marker off the chalk board… 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6620 Oh No, I'm at the wrong place. Good luck! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6621 Give me a minute. I will be right there... now, let's see where I made an arithmetic error 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6622 Good Clown Colleging! HA! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6623 I think I know what I want for lunch. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6624 It’s your mood enhancer giving off a signal. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6625 I think I just proved 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6626 If I've got this right, color me Winter! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
6627 This is how the client’s brief looks like. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
6628 Put down your chalk! BARD solved it! 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
6629 I know the grocery list is somewhere on here... 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
6630 Have you figured out the Instagram algorithm yet? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
6631 I've decided on the club sandwich today. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6632 At last, I have solved the ideal missile launch coordinates and the pro-rated loss of our NASA bonus. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6633 So, as I think you can see from these calculations, ham & cheese sandwiches should always include mustard. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6634 The (Yx-m) did it. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6635 You startled me and I've lost my place. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6636 I’ve almost figured out what I want for dinner tonight. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6637 See you owe me $5 for that sandwich at lunch I knew the gratuity wasn't that high. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6638 I can't tell if I've solved the Collatz Conjecture or drawn the night sky. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6639 I’m just listing the toppings and their positions for my pizza order. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
6640 Help! I divided by zero! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6641 Great news! I have actually confirmed that 1+1 does equal 2. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
6642 Just in space-time! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
6643 I forget how to tie my shoe laces. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6644 Yes. I'm up to "...and so on." 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6645 See mum I am doing my star one algebra homework 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
6646 Cheers Marlene…now I have to start all over again! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
6647 Eureka! After considering all variables, data, and potential outcomes…I’ve determined where we should get lunch! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6648 I've got it! I know where we should get lunch! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
6649 I just found the answer to one of my toddler’s Why questions! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6650 I told you, honey, we can talk as soon as I finish John Straayer, Ft. Collins, CO 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6651 ...and finally here is the equation summarizing our derivation on how to beat this summer's extreme heat. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6652 I'm about to crack black matter and here you come bursting in screaming "coffee time." 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6653 Finally, I figured out what I’m having for lunch! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6654 Atleast not in theatre Dad. Can we just erase it all, watch Bond, and bond over 007 tonight? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
6655 I've finally figured out why the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
6656 Is it multiplication and division before addition and subtraction, or vice versa? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6657 I've finally solved the equation of you! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6658 This is ridiculous Harold! Put me on with A I 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6659 Hi, I'm Will Hunting and the answer is 2z 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6660 These are all Real Numbers, and I can prove it! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6661 I am trying to figure out what would get us a Michelin Star. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6662 Yeah, it’s great. Your Jimmy John’s is here. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
6663 Hey look what ChatGPT gave me! Do you think I’ll get tenure? 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
6664 Dr. Oppenheimer, Barbie has a different idea. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6665 I think I've solved the problem of "Oppenheimer, the musical." 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6666 Lenny,I found the answer on Facebook. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
6667 Good heavens, Jones, this theorem is an endless loop! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6668 Hey, I thought this would be as easy as Pi! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
6669 You’re just in time … I’ve finally proved 2+2 really does equal 4! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6670 I figured out the answer! It’s “just ask ChatGPT.” 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6671 Barbie is real! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6672 I've solved the universal question: I did NOT leave the oven on at home! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6673 And I found my car keys! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6674 Sorry, could I borrow the ladder again? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6675 It’s the guns 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
6676 Sometimes I use calculator app to pretend that I’m busy texting 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
6677 I finally figured out the best combination for pizza. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6678 Hey! You're just in time to help me erase the board. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
6679 Thanks for coming Albert. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
6680 Eureka ! I figured out the shortest route to the closest Starbucks and back before the design in the latte fades !! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6681 I was so excited I levitated all the way up there!” 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6682 Have you seen my ladder? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6683 What did you do with the ladder? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6684 I said, 'If they don't have horseradish, just give it to me with mayo!' Jeez... 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6685 Me after putting 5x7 into a calculator 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6686 Yeah,I got the numbahs...how do 'ya like these apples? (this really is for the people at the New Yorker because who doesn't like a decent "Good Will Hunting" reference) 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6687 So I guess you’re Team Oppenheimer? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6688 It's my solution on how to make a better cup of coffee using Einstein's Theory of Relativity. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6689 Back to the drawing board, right where we started! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6690 Figaros's Second Newton, Bitch! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6691 Eureka! I've cracked it: Oppenheimer, then Barbie. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6692 That’s what you get for using an AI bot! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6693 So that’s how many beans make five. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6694 I think she likes me! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6695 What on earth shal we use AI for? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6696 This is a plan to transform the country, from the bottom up, middle out, just like that idiot president keeps talking about. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6697 You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6698 See? This equation proves that the department is wasting money on oversized blackboards! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6699 Got a quarter? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
6700 Stop it Roger. Do you think all the chalk is only for you ? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6701 Please--don't keep me in the dark a moment longer. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6702 Have you got ChatGPT app on your phone? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6703 I'm a huge Good Will Hunting fan. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6704 Can you ask the editor if we’re allowed to bleed into the third column? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6705 This would make a good virtual background for my online classes. Don't you think so? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6706 Apparently X marks the spot... Spot of bother finding which one is correct 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6707 Joe, Have you found a new recipe for carrot soup yet? 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6708 Just in time! Help me load this into GPT-4 so the AI can tell us what the heck this all means... 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6709 You're just in time. I think I've finally figured out what my wife means by "I don't care, you pick" 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6710 My class really likes this new California math curriculum. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
6711 #^11\€+%%=4. FINALLY! 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6712 The math indicates that we should have Subway for lunch today. Hypothetically speaking, did you bring your wallet today?" 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6713 Do you have another one? I have run out of room. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6714 What's all this? We just asked you to order the pizza... 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6715 Voila! You're just in time to confirm there is no racism or sexism. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6716 I have Christopher Nolan on the phone... 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6717 Eureka, I've figured how to make a silicone-based chalk...and just in time! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
6718 I forget where I was... #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
6719 Quick! Two plus two? Equals? 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
6720 As near as I can tell the Yankees will be in the pennant. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
6721 Professor DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6722 I've always suspected this. ! Now we know that Pi are round and Brownie are square. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6723 What was pi again? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6724 Eureka! I know where we should go to lunch! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6725 I'm done with his deposition schedule. Next are court dates. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6726 At last you qualify for your PhD. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6727 SEE! They DO exist! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6728 Hello Einsteinina, can you help me to solve this problem to save the world? 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
6729 Wow! Pie IS round! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
6730 I told you AI could have solved this much sooner. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
6731 Julius, I was right! Today IS your turn to do the dishes. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6732 The old drawing board needs a reset. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
6733 That is why women are from Venus and men are from Mars! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6734 Leonard! Just as I told Howard, Amy and Penny, my calculations prove me correct -- Raj IS gay! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6735 I'm off by a factor of pi and it's making me hungry. Let's have lunch. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6736 I've got it, Barbenheimer ! : " entertainment=movie times speed of concession squared " ! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6737 Is it true that you actually derived a mathematical equation describing a molehill? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6738 I think it is your turn to take out the trash. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6739 Looks like I discover something incredible but I don’t have a clue what it is. I need a fresh perspective! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6740 The board is straight ahead of you to the right 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6741 here it is, the perfect old fashioned 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
6742 ...Thus proving that 1 plus 1 DOES equal 2. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6743 You're too late. I've solved it! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6744 So this is the formula for machinations of the world?" "Yes, it goes like this" Master>Slave>Master>Slave>Favour>Owe>Favor>Owe>Control>Controlled>Control>Controlled>Rich use Poor>Poor Fight each other>Monitor>Monitored" "When did Jesus Cum?" "???" 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
6745 Eureka. Two and two does equal four. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
6746 Ha! It turns out Oppenheimer was wrong. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6747 Get over here, Gutheridge. I’ve just figured out why open cut white lab coats are superior to beige. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6748 Bottomline, they should have been called "White Hot Messes" from the beginning. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6749 Professor, hurray. I think I found more space on the board." 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6750 Good news - I figured out what to have for lunch! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6751 It's riddle Monday. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6752 They are sending a ladder over so you can complete your lecture. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6753 You're just in time for the feel-good wrap-up episode! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6754 Tell them to go ahead and order without me. I'll be along in a year or two" a 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6755 Could you give me a hand here? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6756 It all boils down to "you're not getting tenure." 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6757 Thanks for interrupting me—now I have to start over! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6758 Albert you forgo, it's MC squared 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6759 Noooo! Don't erase my board. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6760 Solve this simple equation and you are in. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
6761 OK Steve your share for todays lunch is $26.13 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
6762 You, the Barbie movie works. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
6763 At last, I've proved the conjecture! But I couldn't have done it without the help of the basketball team. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6764 What an incredible break through! I just figured out where I left my keys. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6765 Eureka! Godzilla would defeat Batman. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6766 Get over here, there's a missing formula. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6767 Wouldn't that be more accessible in iMax? 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
6768 Oh, Nevermore… you’re five equations too early. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6769 Professor, your Doctor called - you’ve been diagnosed with Chaulkothelioma.” 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6770 Tell the DE&I team I’ve found the key to ‘Corporate Culture 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6771 We don’t need algebra anymore — it turns out x equals 7. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6772 Definitive proof that the majority of people neither eat their red Smarties last nor chew them very fast. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
6773 Did you place an order from Board Dash? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
6774 SO DAMN CLOSE TO LIFE'S ULTIMATE ANSWER AND I RAN OUT OF CHALK 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6775 …and carry the two 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6776 The recipe for this Egg Nog is so complex! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6777 …and that’s how we get the New Yorker Magazine out each week 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6778 My new assistant is a woman of color! I would have never figured! 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
6779 I’ve proven there IS a wrong way to eat a tootsie pop! 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6780 That's it! The perfect Wordle start word! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6781 Just remembered I solved this ine back in 1999, it’s the y2. Phenomena and I got a Nobel prize for irrelevance in Calculus, know familiarly as the Cakemark. !?? Hmm am I getting earlier frontal dementia lobe er what is it again……???!! 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
6782 Who Care, Al?! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6783 I’m just about ready for Snapchat! 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6784 I know where I left my vape! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6785 And we’ll call this phenomenon “The Ice Bucket Challenge”! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6786 The equation can wait–I am become hunger, destroyer of half price appetizers! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
6787 I'm trying to wright a love song. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
6788 Give me an hour. I'm trying to decipher the instruction manual for my new Tesla ." -Cynthia Speakman, Oak Park, C 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6789 The good news is that your calculations are fine. The bad news - you just invented cheddar cheese! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6790 Proof positive, Spencer! Water is wet! 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
6791 I’ve figured out how my cable TV is billed! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6792 Yes, I’ve balanced my checkbook! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6793 And the answer is…it’s time for lunch! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6794 Oh, you're not done? It's a paintbrush, not a chalk stick, Einstein! We have three more walls to do today. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6795 I've done it! It's perfect. Three, two, one...Proseco, Aperol, seltzer! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6796 An improvement on Twombly,no? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6797 Ah ha! I have proved that 2+2=4! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6798 Fenwick - more chalk! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6799 Eureka, I just found out that 5+5 equals 10! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6800 Nothing artificial about this! 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6801 I think I just found the black hole! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6802 I’ve solved it! the number of ways we can seat people at a party…! 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6803 I figured out what to have for lunch! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6804 You have proven with a massive equation what a mess the world is in while Einstein proved relativity in only 3 letters and 2 symbols : e=mc2 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6805 According to my calculations my joke was actually extremely funny and Jennifer is a prude 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6806 I'm just one number away from discovering the perfect formula for how much to tip at restaurants! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6807 Now where did they put Pi ⁉️ 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6808 Just one minute, I think I know what to cook for dinner. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6809 I think I figured who’s turn it is for buying coffees 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6810 Eh? Then maybe the first drawer on the right-did you TRY the first drawer on the right? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6811 whom was I trying to prove wrong again ? 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
6812 Stand down - I found where I put my keys. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6813 They are here for the anti-propaganda algorithm..." "Yes...I just need to make up the beginning. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
6814 I finally know what I want for lunch! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6815 I think I’ve figured it out! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6816 Please tell Chris the treatment for Tenet 2 is almost completed! 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
6817 Needs colored chalk? 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6818 Yes. My Mother's recipe for pesto complicated. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6819 I’m glad you found me! Those other rooms weren’t helping my creativity 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
6820 Stop! Stop! You're falling off the edge of the earth! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6821 SCOTUS couldn't understand a simple, elegant formula to stop gerrymandering, so I don't think they'll go for this. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6822 Done! Could you please help me by holding your finger on the knot while I tie the bow? 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6823 Bad News: I accidentally wiped the last part of the formula off. Good News: It perfectly transcribed onto my chest and I think we can fix it. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6824 Tell the intern we can take them to lunch today. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6825 When I ask HR to justify the entry level salary offered for my 25 years of working experience. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
6826 Your math is correct: The Fridays For Future folks were right all along. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6827 Hey, Abby, almost solved the parentheses. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
6828 I figured out what movie we both want to watch on Netflix! 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
6829 I think I figured out how the cow could jump over the moon! 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
6830 You’re just in time watch me sustain the Patriarchy! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6831 The janitor botched it again! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6832 Can someone come up with a song for this too? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6833 I got it 50% off at Bed Bath & Beyond. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6834 What's 2 + 3? 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
6835 I've figured out the Barbenheimer equation. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
6836 Bring me a ladder, I need to erase the top row again. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6837 Sinéad O'Connor was right all along! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6838 I'm trying to decide what I want for lunch. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6839 Give me a minute here. I almost solved the mystery of the universe. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6840 Thank heaven you’re back. Let me boost you up so you can update the status of Shrodinger’s cat before the students get here. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6841 I’ve got it. The formula for egg salad. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6842 And did it myyyyy waaaaaaay, Yes, it was myyy waaaay! 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
6843 At last! I have discovered the best recipe for lemon meringue pie! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6844 Susan, you’re the perfect person to help me finish developing this formula. I need that extra piece of chalk you always have in your pocket. Mine is too worn down to continue. 1.0538 0.02352 93 88 5 0
6845 Answer confirmed...but I forgot the question. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6846 Help me out here, people. Doesn't ANYBODY know the answer????!!!!! 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6847 I’ve solved why you’re always late for work! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6848 I heard they were doing a spin off of Big Bang Theory so I got the Biggest Board I could find for my audition.... 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
6849 You are right on time and space! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6850 Turns out "bargain sized" is not a bargain. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6851 This proves it. Oppenheimer's eyes were green, not blue. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6852 Am zeroing in on finding a solution to inflation." 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6853 You're not my salesman from Porlock, by any chance? 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
6854 Where does this equation begin and where does it end..??.....the eternal flame of hope burns deeply in my heart that nobody will ever know I took and then dropped this class.. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6855 Knock Knock." "Whose there?" "Cocaine." "Cocaine who?" "Cocaine guacamole, baby! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6856 He’s gone into hyperfocus! Hook up the catheter, strap him into the feeding tube. Bill, call his wife and tell her he won’t be home for dinner. @lifeactuator @adhdoers 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6857 Ive being doing these calculations to just make sure that my estimates were in fact correct. And you are a in fact a dumbass 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6858 Eureka! I've figured out what I want for lunch today. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6859 ISO, I’ll have cream and one sugar. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6860 The good news is I can change you back...unfortunately we would have to wait until after Thanksgiving, and well...sorry Hal. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6861 I'm re-enacting that Matt Damon scene in Good Will Hunting. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6862 Wait one second. I just discovered the formula for how to open a door from the inside. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6863 Jenson, the whole universe is NOT expanding, It’s only the parts composed of DARK MATTER, like the blackboard. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6864 Money is speech. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6865 Matt Damon made it look so easy. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6866 I just finished the screenplay for “Oppenheimer”! 1.0349 0.01990 86 83 3 0
6867 I got it! The formula for billionaires' mental gymnastics to soothe their morality! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6868 Guy came in: “still at it?” Guy at the board: “at some point, I really think I should invoke Yeet theorem … “ 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6869 I've finally figured out the Instagram algorithm! Everybody will see this comic, muahaha! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6870 I finally understand the American political space! 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6871 Two things: 1) I’ve discovered the meaning of life and, 2) more importantly, I’ve figured out what we should have for dinner 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
6872 I've finally solved it - the exact formula for how many cups of coffee it takes to get through a Monday. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
6873 You better not act like you’re in a Wes Anderson film.” “I was aiming for a Spielberg. 1.0139 0.01399 72 71 1 0
6874 You have to see this. I finally figured out the formula for Diet Coke. 1.0137 0.01379 73 72 1 0
6875 Geoffrey, I’ve done it! I’ve figured out how we can solve all the World’s economic problems…Pay Mbappé more money! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0