Contest #857


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 That's nice. My husband is a carpenter too. 1.7526 0.01390 3306 1566 992 748
1 Ladies, ant, gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 1.7513 0.02232 1307 628 376 303
2 Sarah quickly learnt the difference between extra-leg room and extra leg-room 1.7455 0.01873 1925 957 501 467
3 From way up here, the people on the ground look like... um, never mind. 1.7430 0.01844 1848 879 565 404
4 Family reunion picnic. And you? 1.7357 0.01411 3186 1543 942 701
5 I hate going home. I have a million relatives. 1.7355 0.01371 3618 1835 905 878
6 I hope they don't get our meals mixed up! 1.7137 0.02114 1362 665 422 275
7 It's better than a screaming baby...it's better than a screaming baby...it's better than a .... 1.7033 0.01564 2487 1235 755 497
8 Oh, so you can travel and destroy the environment but when I do it, I’m an “invasive species.” 1.7010 0.01865 1756 877 527 352
9 Another aircraft they put into service before getting all the bugs out 1.6913 0.02126 1380 709 388 283
10 Visiting a great ant in Chernobyl, and you? 1.6906 0.02610 960 508 241 211
11 I don't think those pills were dramamine 1.6893 0.01875 1735 882 510 343
12 So, you ever read Kafka? 1.6810 0.02096 1326 665 419 242
13 An empty flight, and she has to sit next to me. 1.6693 0.01984 1497 770 452 275
14 She's a good therapist, but I don't see why I have to face my fear of flying and fear of insects at the same time. 1.6650 0.02061 1418 744 405 269
15 If you want to be left alone, carry a book, they said. It works. 1.6585 0.01971 1467 754 460 253
16 I never dreamed that I would be flying with the Queen. 1.6562 0.01981 1492 781 443 268
17 Suddenly, choosing the row with the most leg room seemed like a bad idea. 1.6550 0.01922 1487 753 494 240
18 Don’t have to use the bathroom. Don’t have to use bathroom. 1.6495 0.01953 1572 843 437 292
19 It was summer and I was a kid with a magnifying glass, okay? 1.6465 0.01947 1505 789 459 257
20 I could have sworn that the plane was full when we took off. 1.6461 0.02009 1458 778 418 262
21 What a relief! I heard Donald Trump was on this flight. 1.6461 0.02024 1520 837 384 299
22 Yes, I need the extra legs room. 1.6444 0.01970 1440 749 454 237
23 Whose head do you have to bite off in this place to get a cocktail? 1.6411 0.02226 1201 650 332 219
24 I can lift 5000 times my bodyweight. Don't worry about the exit door. 1.6337 0.02163 1174 616 372 186
25 This is no picnic for me either. 1.6337 0.03097 576 303 181 92
26 My husband wanted me to take the middle seat, so I just bit off his head. Traveling alone? 1.6315 0.02039 1433 788 385 260
27 If ever there was a need for a SWAT team … 1.6249 0.02115 1269 687 371 211
28 Why do I always sit next to the guy who takes off his shoes?! 1.6223 0.02385 1014 556 285 173
29 I hope you have a lovely time at the family picnic. 1.6134 0.02307 1014 545 316 153
30 Kafka, F. Kafka, please see a flight attendant! 1.6117 0.02279 1097 608 307 182
31 Will they all hatch before we land? 1.6100 0.02450 1200 757 154 289
32 I hope we don't get some weirdo in the middle seat! 1.6071 0.02357 1097 634 260 203
33 Flying makes me antsy. Do you feel antsy? I feel antsy. 1.6039 0.02355 1015 566 285 164
34 I hate it when these seat belts won't fit over your thorax, don't you? 1.6004 0.02366 961 527 291 143
35 You'll love New York. People drops lots of food there. 1.5961 0.02492 978 574 225 179
36 Do you.....fly? 1.5951 0.02533 857 479 246 132
37 I hate flying ants. 1.5939 0.02515 879 495 246 138
38 I'm not happy either. I booked the cargo hold to be with my family. 1.5932 0.02586 821 460 235 126
39 It’s just that’s not what I thought ‘flying ants’ meant. 1.5877 0.02662 764 429 221 114
40 They’re loading the biggest bag of sugar I’ve ever seen onto the plane right now. 1.5848 0.02639 761 425 227 109
41 Attention, passengers: we'll be tunneling shortly.” 1.5844 0.02817 912 598 95 219
42 Just say it. You're feeling antsy about this trip 1.5830 0.02728 741 423 204 114
43 And a special welcome to our platinum colony members! 1.5820 0.02614 756 419 234 103
44 You must appreciate the extra leg room. 1.5809 0.02633 723 396 234 93
45 Attention, passengers: please turn off your sensory devices.” 1.5804 0.02804 889 575 112 202
46 Yeah,I got a big picnic tomorrow in Dallas. 1.5788 0.02691 800 471 195 134
47 I suppose your luggage is carrion 1.5782 0.02746 799 480 176 143
48 When they asked if I would mind sitting next to someone's aunt, I had no idea what they meant. 1.5725 0.03166 538 309 150 79
49 You looked smaller on the ground. 1.5716 0.02709 740 427 203 110
50 It's much nicer flying Economy than Windshield. 1.5714 0.02789 770 466 168 136
51 Oh, we’ve met before Natalie. Do you still enjoy playing with… magnifying glasses? 1.5712 0.02833 751 456 161 134
52 I told the person at the counter I want to sit with my aunt. 1.5707 0.02725 771 457 188 126
53 Sorry, no. I've never read Kafka. 1.5696 0.02993 618 361 162 95
54 But if you're the queen, why are you in Economy? 1.5693 0.02834 736 444 165 127
55 Do they look like ants to you? 1.5683 0.02888 630 360 182 88
56 Ugh, flying ants are the worst 1.5676 0.02909 629 362 177 90
57 What's better in a plane crash, an endoskeleton or an exoskeleton? 1.5673 0.02853 617 346 192 79
58 Wow! All the people down there look like you! 1.5663 0.03056 611 364 148 99
59 I bet you like turbulence, because it makes people spill stuff. 1.5653 0.02884 743 461 144 138
60 It's not that you're a huge ant, it's that you're reading a Bill O'Reilly book. 1.5636 0.02991 676 416 139 121
61 C’mon lady! Would ya rather i sat behind and kicked your seat the whole flight ? 1.5623 0.02977 594 343 168 83
62 Of course, the queen is up in first. 1.5599 0.02845 668 392 178 98
63 Ah, I love the extra legs room. 1.5589 0.02707 671 378 211 82
64 I can see why you’d opt for air travel over your long tunnel commutes. 1.5568 0.02880 555 305 191 59
65 I thought only the females could fly. 1.5506 0.03072 583 350 145 88
66 After my metamorphosis, it's been a challenge to find enough leg room. 1.5481 0.03159 509 296 147 66
67 Flying these days is certainly no picnic. 1.5432 0.03305 475 281 130 64
68 You don't bug me, I don't bug you. 1.5421 0.03127 511 298 149 64
69 I’m reading “Metamorphosis.” Why do you ask? 1.5383 0.03093 574 351 137 86
70 I don't have to pee. I don't have to pee. 1.5359 0.03333 515 322 110 83
71 Please tell me you're travelling alone!! 1.5352 0.03059 540 320 151 69
72 Please put your antennae in airplane mode. 1.5344 0.03248 494 297 130 67
73 Any idea why this plane's so empty? 1.5326 0.03061 537 319 150 68
74 No of course not - when I said they all look like little ants from here, I didn't mean you all look alike. 1.5323 0.03408 464 284 113 67
75 HUGE picnic in Miami…and you? 1.5322 0.03354 481 295 116 70
76 Wow, those people down there look just like...uhh...never mind. 1.5309 0.03289 486 295 124 67
77 Pardon Me, but if you think I'm bad, you should see the roaches in First Class 1.5304 0.03516 411 246 112 53
78 This is not going to be a picnic 1.5265 0.03261 471 282 130 59
79 The side effects are terrifying, but I am down to my goal weight. 1.5263 0.03388 475 295 110 70
80 I can’t believe your rereading Metamorphosis. 1.5263 0.03254 475 285 130 60
81 Legroom...and a snack. 1.5257 0.03444 409 242 119 48
82 Look--people down there look like little . . .never mind. 1.5256 0.03400 468 290 110 68
83 Wow. From up here those people look like . . . uh, sorry. 1.5250 0.03374 480 299 110 71
84 Actually, I’m an uncle. 1.5223 0.03344 471 290 116 65
85 Going to visit my aunt. And you? 1.5206 0.03278 486 299 121 66
86 Did the TSA also ask you to remove your shoes? 1.5201 0.03462 398 236 117 45
87 I quite enjoy Kafka 1.5196 0.03351 433 259 123 51
88 Flying these days is no picnic 1.5178 0.03561 394 239 106 49
89 I don't think that's what they meant by extra leg room. 1.5172 0.03531 379 225 112 42
90 From up here those people look like…oh, i’m so sorry” 1.5148 0.03768 406 263 77 66
91 I identify as insect/ant/they. And you? 1.5132 0.03717 380 237 91 52
92 You know what's creepy? There's no one on this plane but us. 1.5130 0.03799 386 247 80 59
93 I figured we could both use some extra elbow room, so I ate my mate. You’re welcome. 1.5128 0.03334 468 291 114 63
94 I know we're at thirty thousand feet, but I swear I see someone who looks just like you. 1.5111 0.03732 360 221 94 45
95 You're not entitled to more armrests just because you have more arms. 1.5108 0.03358 415 248 122 45
96 Lady, you want to talk about leg room? 1.5098 0.03584 357 212 108 37
97 I believe your friend is on the wing. 1.5092 0.03378 434 266 115 53
98 Megan suddenly realized that the pre-flight LSD was an unwise decision. 1.5088 0.03578 397 246 100 51
99 How could anyone ask if he's my emotional support animal. 1.5066 0.03630 379 234 98 47
100 Just when I thought Spirit couldn't get any worse 1.5041 0.03739 367 230 89 48
101 Honey, there's a pesticide truck on the tarmac. 1.5038 0.03768 397 259 76 62
102 Until today, Alice had never prayed for someone to occupy the middle seat. 1.5000 0.03782 364 231 84 49
103 Flying ant season already? 1.5000 0.03845 330 204 87 39
104 This seat cost me a leg and a leg. 1.4985 0.03900 337 213 80 44
105 You're saying your personal item was an entire colony? 1.4985 0.03790 325 198 92 35
106 I get antsy right before takeoff too 1.4973 0.03861 364 236 75 53
107 Ants on a plane! Well, it's a sequel I never saw coming. 1.4953 0.03824 321 197 89 35
108 I'm afraid of flying,too 1.4936 0.03887 314 194 85 35
109 I won't let it bug me! I won't let it bug me! I won't let it bug me! 1.4935 0.03977 310 194 79 37
110 So we're it? Boarding Group 1? 1.4920 0.03870 313 193 86 34
111 Of course I had heard of flying ants, but I just imagined them differently. 1.4913 0.03995 346 228 66 52
112 You need to put your antenna on airplane mode or we’re not taking off.” 1.4911 0.04130 281 175 74 32
113 Has anyone mentioned hallucinations as a side effect of Ozempic? 1.4909 0.03963 330 212 74 44
114 Oh, no, go on. I want to hear you say it. They look like what from up here? 1.4898 0.04303 294 193 58 43
115 Don't think about peeing...don't think about peeing... 1.4894 0.03925 329 210 77 42
116 That’s the last time I drink in the lounge beforehand. 1.4892 0.03955 323 206 76 41
117 Well, it's no picnic for me, either. 1.4882 0.03806 340 215 84 41
118 Suddenly Susan realized that all the other passengers had slowly disappeared…except one. 1.4881 0.03954 336 218 72 46
119 Metamorphosis? I thought we were headed to Memphis! 1.4860 0.04094 321 211 64 46
120 I gotta stop smoking weed before boarding 1.4858 0.03795 352 226 81 45
121 Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. Our flight will be delayed due to a bug in the system. 1.4850 0.03903 334 215 76 43
122 Flying always makes me antsy. 1.4843 0.03803 351 226 80 45
123 Look, it would normally take us 700 hours to march from Phillie to D.C. I mean, who has that much time? 1.4841 0.03938 314 199 78 37
124 There is no way that was just a microdose… 1.4841 0.03896 345 225 73 47
125 At least my fear of flying isn’t my primary concern anymore 1.4838 0.03768 339 214 86 39
126 So…you say you’re a Carpenter? 1.4827 0.03711 346 218 89 39
127 Okay, okay, just so long as he doesn’t cross his legs the other way. 1.4823 0.03962 282 173 82 27
128 For once I’m hoping someone takes the middle seat. 1.4816 0.03786 353 228 80 45
129 Donna suddenly regretted stomping on the intruder in her kitchen that morning 1.4799 0.03762 348 223 83 42
130 You're right! They look just like ants. 1.4791 0.04069 311 203 67 41
131 Does he have to set those antennas in the airplane mode after take off? 1.4789 0.04157 284 182 68 34
132 This is the last time I'm flying as an emotional support human. 1.4786 0.04140 280 178 70 32
133 When I look down,people look like ants,but then so does the guy in the aisle seat. 1.4784 0.04224 278 179 65 34
134 Go ahead, tell me what the people look like down there... 1.4779 0.04866 226 150 44 32
135 No, go ahead and use the armrest. I don’t think my husband is coming back. 1.4773 0.04124 308 203 63 42
136 Relax! I've already eaten 1.4764 0.04002 296 188 75 33
137 Reason for travel? Colonisation. 1.4762 0.04051 294 188 72 34
138 The doctor did warm me that there would be side effects to this medication. 1.4757 0.03904 309 196 79 34
139 How coincidental! I’m also traveling to visit a sick aunt. 1.4739 0.03986 306 197 73 36
140 And yet exotic fruit is still banned. 1.4714 0.04169 280 181 66 33
141 They all look like people down there. 1.4710 0.03921 310 199 76 35
142 Just be glad I’m not in your pants 1.4708 0.04411 257 168 57 32
143 What, you haven’t seen a flying ant before? 1.4699 0.03752 349 227 80 42
144 Young Sarah could not help but be concerned when her fellow passenger refused to fasten his seat belt. 1.4688 0.04247 256 163 66 27
145 I suppose you want me to refer to you as they/THEM. 1.4688 0.04022 288 184 73 31
146 Great, just when I thought the pandemic was over, another airborne bug. 1.4682 0.04109 299 197 64 38
147 Travels with My Ant. 1.4678 0.04123 295 194 64 37
148 The rest of the colony got delayed at the Cinnabon. 1.4662 0.04084 296 194 66 36
149 I don’t think they’ll believe you’re a service animal. 1.4653 0.03945 303 203 62 38
150 Happens every time. Empty seats all over the cabin and I'm the one who has to sit next to the whiny Karen! 1.4652 0.04310 273 181 57 35
151 You’re right! From up here they really do! 1.4649 0.04135 299 199 61 39
152 Hey, we’re still on the ground and all the people look like ants. 1.4645 0.04053 282 181 71 30
153 You actually prefer waiting in line to board, don’t you? 1.4642 0.04105 265 168 71 26
154 I'm starting to think that pill wasn't a Xanax. 1.4636 0.04426 261 174 53 34
155 I do hope the in-flight meal isn't a picnic basket! 1.4632 0.04128 272 175 68 29
156 At this altitude, the people down there look like...um...never mind. 1.4628 0.04083 296 195 65 36
157 Thank goodness that he's brought a book along and wont chew my ear off 1.4624 0.03638 346 222 88 36
158 This is what you get when you pay for more leg room? 1.4621 0.03973 264 164 78 22
159 …..with my luck a weirdo will sit in the middle seat 1.4618 0.04316 275 184 55 36
160 Those people down there look like little...uh, never mind. 1.4618 0.03892 301 193 77 31
161 Just be happy I’m not a red one. 1.4613 0.04000 284 182 73 29
162 I assume you're reading Kafka. 1.4610 0.04227 269 176 62 31
163 You know I won't be assisting you with your mask, right? 1.4608 0.03999 293 190 71 32
164 Plane is half empty, and of course she's a talker. 1.4605 0.04192 291 195 58 38
165 Wow, the people down there look like little...um... 1.4604 0.04241 265 173 62 30
166 Why am I always assigned a seat near someone who's a big pest? 1.4599 0.04030 287 186 70 31
167 Cheryl found herself really, REALLY hoping that the passenger who took the aisle seat wasn’t waiting for his spouse. 1.4599 0.04296 274 183 56 35
168 The pilot can also lift over five thousand times his body weight. 1.4598 0.04165 311 213 53 45
169 I alway splurge for extra legs room. 1.4593 0.04408 246 161 57 28
170 I think I am coming down with some kind of bug. 1.4590 0.04358 244 158 60 26
171 I suppose for you it's all about the legroom. 1.4572 0.04259 269 178 59 32
172 I always get sat next to a screaming human. 1.4570 0.04047 291 191 67 33
173 So, did you grow up on this plane? 1.4566 0.04372 265 178 53 34
174 Trust me, no one is taking the middle seat. 1.4555 0.04036 292 192 67 33
175 Waddya know, they look like ants from up here too. 1.4549 0.04471 244 162 53 29
176 I wish you'd stop being a pest. 1.4531 0.04225 245 157 65 23
177 And here I was concerned that I would be seated next to a W.A.S.P. 1.4530 0.04730 234 160 42 32
178 Memo to airline: '"I asked for seating with my aunt.' 1.4528 0.04338 254 168 57 29
179 This is the last time I fly Spirit Airlines 1.4528 0.04302 254 167 59 28
180 Not what I expected when I paid for extra leg room 1.4526 0.04167 274 181 62 31
181 I'd venture to guess that my leg room is four times more important than yours, miss. 1.4518 0.04227 228 143 67 18
182 Right? I can't believe they never heard of an emotional support insect. 1.4508 0.03969 264 167 75 22
183 Next time, I'll ask for a ticket in 'fumigated'. 1.4505 0.04112 273 179 65 29
184 At least there is only one and he’s reading 1.4502 0.04189 251 162 65 24
185 Everybody looks like ants this high up. 1.4498 0.04021 269 173 71 25
186 If you must know, it's the newest Stephen King novel. 1.4487 0.04051 263 169 70 24
187 I’m feeling more antsy than usual on this flight 1.4481 0.04178 270 179 61 30
188 This proves that ChatGPT5 still can't tell the difference between "booking a flight with my aunt" and "booking a flight with my ant." 1.4479 0.04445 259 177 48 34
189 I need the extra leg room for my extra legs. 1.4465 0.04295 271 184 53 34
190 I prefer the bulkhead but the rest of the family likes to ride in the meal cart. 1.4465 0.04389 271 187 47 37
191 No way! I’m visiting my aunt too. 1.4463 0.04339 242 159 58 25
192 Look at the people! They look like . . . really small people. 1.4449 0.04370 254 171 53 30
193 Ever since your metamorphosis, we don't talk anymore. 1.4444 0.04608 234 159 46 29
194 Your antenna won't work back here. 1.4435 0.04586 230 155 48 27
195 This is the last time I’m travelling roach. 1.4431 0.04621 246 171 41 34
196 TSA confiscated my RAID 1.4429 0.04438 219 142 57 20
197 Just to be clear, Dan. This is the last Comic-Con I'm attending with you. 1.4416 0.04226 274 186 55 33
198 Don't expect me to help you with your oxygen mask. 1.4414 0.04307 256 172 55 29
199 'And now we prey.' 1.4412 0.04469 238 160 51 27
200 So, I have ants that retired to Scottsdale too. I wonder if they know each other. 1.4411 0.04222 263 176 58 29
201 Wow, from so high up, all the people down there look like... 1.4408 0.04297 245 162 58 25
202 At least its not a baby 1.4405 0.04284 252 168 57 27
203 For the record, I've never owned a magnifying glass. 1.4405 0.04096 252 163 67 22
204 Oh God. Flying ants are the worst. 1.4405 0.04430 252 172 49 31
205 God, it's that creepy guy that I met at the picnic in the Hamptons last week 1.4403 0.04590 243 168 43 32
206 My friend will be back any minute. 1.4396 0.04670 207 137 49 21
207 What do you mean by "colonize the airlines?" 1.4391 0.04457 230 153 53 24
208 Is it a family picnic? 1.4390 0.04205 246 161 62 23
209 Please let it be traveling alone. 1.4389 0.04198 262 175 59 28
210 Im sorry, I had no idea that was considered a slur. 1.4388 0.04402 237 158 54 25
211 The captain has turned off the seatbelt sign. You are free to roam about the cabin 1.4383 0.04346 235 155 57 23
212 I never enjoyed Kafka. 1.4375 0.04234 256 171 58 27
213 You're right--I shouldn't complain about leg room. 1.4369 0.04345 222 144 59 19
214 This happens every time I fly out of Newark. 1.4360 0.04344 250 169 53 28
215 I wouldn't be here if they vacuumed more often. 1.4356 0.04647 202 133 50 19
216 Just this once I really, really hope that a very large person comes and sits in the middle seat. 1.4355 0.04256 248 165 58 25
217 Wow! People down there look like an… oh, never mind…. 1.4353 0.04281 255 172 55 28
218 God, I hope someone takes the middle seat! 1.4351 0.04452 239 162 50 27
219 Flying with you is no picnic. 1.4348 0.04455 230 154 52 24
220 That’s the last time I’ll be reading Kafka before taking my Ambien. 1.4336 0.04807 226 159 36 31
221 No, I’ve never read anything by Kafka 1.4335 0.04696 233 163 39 31
222 It was at this moment that Suzy realized that the gummy she had eaten before the flight was not her vitamin. 1.4327 0.04594 245 172 40 33
223 Everything about this flight bugs me, too 1.4321 0.04278 243 162 57 24
224 Up here they all look like ants. 1.4320 0.04579 206 136 51 19
225 You'd think they'd have worked out all the bugs by now." 1.4309 0.05382 181 128 28 25
226 My pronoun is them, what’s yours? 1.4307 0.04481 202 131 55 16
227 Was that your husband in the middle seat? 1.4306 0.04616 216 146 47 23
228 Promise you won't take all the little sugar packets. 1.4298 0.04585 235 163 43 29
229 I can hold it, I can hold it, I don’t have to go, I don’t need to get up, I can make it! 1.4291 0.04061 261 173 64 24
230 Just be happy that I keep anyone from sitting in the middle seat. 1.4279 0.04656 222 153 43 26
231 I'm guessing 'Help Wanted: Flight Attend Ants' was probably a typo... 1.4271 0.05142 192 135 32 25
232 I was going by “THEM” before it was trendy ! 1.4266 0.04582 218 148 47 23
233 I thought they said extra legs room. 1.4265 0.04711 204 138 45 21
234 Just curious. Do you know what happened to the other passengers? 1.4263 0.04850 190 128 43 19
235 Gross. No shoes? 1.4258 0.04870 209 146 37 26
236 Sorry for generalizing, I just meant that everyone looks so insignificant down there. 1.4258 0.04726 209 143 43 23
237 Because my seat is too wide and comfy, THAT‘S how I know this is a dream! 1.4257 0.04639 202 135 48 19
238 For once, I’m hoping the middle seat fills. 1.4254 0.04164 228 148 63 17
239 I get antsy during takeoff,don't you? 1.4253 0.04536 221 150 48 23
240 This...plane...was...FULL...when...we...took...off! 1.4251 0.04338 247 169 51 27
241 I think my seatmate just ate my support spider. 1.4250 0.04831 200 137 41 22
242 Customs is boarding. Try not to look invasive. 1.4244 0.04793 205 141 41 23
243 Don't worry, I don't think anyone will take the middle seat. 1.4244 0.04743 205 140 43 22
244 You know what really bugs me? 1.4241 0.04714 191 127 47 17
245 Well, your soft, squishy body and hair repel ME, lady, but you don't see me freaking out about it. 1.4236 0.04725 203 138 44 21
246 Hey look! From up here all the people look like a... oh, um, sorry 1.4231 0.04432 234 160 49 25
247 I did eat the rest of the passengers, but I kept you for conversation. 1.4225 0.04610 213 145 46 22
248 That's it. I'm going to return those mushrooms to Trader Joe's. 1.4225 0.04890 213 151 34 28
249 Sorry - I just never knew that ants could fly. 1.4222 0.04518 225 154 47 24
250 Hey, at least I’m not a cockroach. 1.4219 0.04866 192 131 41 20
251 I shouldn't be rude, but the flying kind really freak me out. 1.4213 0.04136 254 171 59 24
252 Don’t worry, sweetheart. I guarantee no one will take the middle seat. 1.4206 0.04545 214 145 48 21
253 So you’re not going to wear a tie to meet my father? 1.4205 0.05180 195 140 28 27
254 I'm a little nervous about meeting your family. 1.4196 0.04487 224 153 48 23
255 Where did the guy in the middle seat go? 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
256 I thought the extra legroom seats were for people with long legs… not more legs. 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
257 Relax, Sweetheart. I'm not here to bug you. 1.4187 0.04874 203 142 37 24
258 I gave my kids the magnifying glass, but I swear to you I had no idea what they were doing with it. 1.4186 0.05403 172 122 28 22
259 The microdosing seems to be helping with my fear of flying. How's it working for you? 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
260 I'm a bit surprised myself at the open seats. Thought for sure we'd be crawling all over each other. 1.4171 0.04539 211 143 48 20
261 I thought I'd booked next to a frequent 'flyer', not a worker! 1.4171 0.04638 211 145 44 22
262 It's all about leg room, 1.4167 0.04294 228 153 55 20
263 Is it 'cause I'm black? 1.4167 0.04754 204 141 41 22
264 When she reserved a seat for her “Ant,” we assumed it was a typo. Douglas Ray Fort Mill, SC 1.4167 0.04652 216 150 42 24
265 What ? Relax. You weren't my first choice either. 1.4163 0.04570 209 142 47 20
266 Economy plus provides more leg leg leg leg leg leg room 1.4163 0.04364 209 138 55 16
267 Ahhhh!!! There’s a spider on the window! 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
268 Don't worry mam", "TSA made me check my stinger" 1.4149 0.04993 188 131 36 21
269 Feelin a lil Antsy about flying" 1.4147 0.04541 217 149 46 22
270 I'm an aunt, too. 1.4138 0.04411 232 160 48 24
271 I get antsy on planes too 1.4136 0.04632 220 154 41 25
272 Well, at least there are no spiders on board – for both our sakes! 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
273 Oh no, he’s not wearing a mask. 1.4133 0.04386 196 128 55 13
274 That was no microdose. 1.4133 0.04785 196 135 41 20
275 Are you reading Kafka again? 1.4121 0.05043 199 143 30 26
276 ..and he's reading Kafka! 1.4120 0.04601 216 150 43 23
277 Of all the hive-minded entities to be stuck next to on a flight ... 1.4109 0.04352 202 133 55 14
278 I always feel antsy before takeoff 1.4098 0.04471 205 138 50 17
279 I meant no offense. I just meant they look tiny down there. 1.4096 0.05045 188 133 33 22
280 Yeah, guys are always hitting on me too! 1.4096 0.05211 188 136 27 25
281 OMG I hope I’m not the inflight snack. 1.4095 0.04343 210 140 54 16
282 So I guess you’re one of those flying ants. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
283 We got really lucky.....there could have been some fat guy in the middle seat. 1.4091 0.04637 198 135 45 18
284 I always dread that some weirdo will have the middle seat. 1.4085 0.06092 142 104 18 20
285 Hey look! ...all of the people down there look like...um... look like ...um...really small people. 1.4085 0.04501 213 146 47 20
286 Never enough legroom. 1.4084 0.04640 191 129 46 16
287 Running into you makes me worry less about picking the right armrest. 1.4083 0.04552 169 109 51 9
288 Uh, sure--You can have all the armrests! 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
289 A completely empty flight and this lady decides to sit right next to me and act like I freak HER out? 1.4078 0.05111 179 126 33 20
290 So I’m the rich Ant everyone talks about. 1.4078 0.04811 206 146 36 24
291 Yes, some ants fly. 1.4076 0.04773 211 150 36 25
292 Why is it that you look so much bigger up here? 1.4074 0.04851 189 131 39 19
293 I could have had thirty thousand children by the time they fix this mechanical issue 1.4070 0.05329 172 123 28 21
294 When the woman in the early-boarding line said her aunt would be joining me, I just thought... 1.4065 0.04385 214 145 51 18
295 Uh, yes. First time flyer. I'm a bit antsy. 1.4065 0.04385 214 145 51 18
296 Yes, some folks still read on planes. No need to stare. 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
297 If you’re worried about someone taking the middle seat, relax. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
298 I didn't think ants could fly. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
299 I really think this comfort animal thing has gone far enough. 1.4058 0.04841 207 148 34 25
300 Geez, what's her problem? I paid for the extra leg room too! 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
301 I'm nervous about meeting your family. 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
302 Oops. Sorry. I meant they just look like tiny people down there. 1.4047 0.04515 215 149 45 21
303 I really need to stop microdosing before takeoff. 1.4045 0.05067 178 125 34 19
304 Actually, they look nothing like you. 1.4040 0.04795 198 139 38 21
305 Relax, I ‘m full. 1.4040 0.04741 198 138 40 20
306 All right. So what do all of those people down there look like to you? 1.4039 0.04708 203 142 40 21
307 Uh, I heard that you only fly when looking for a mate. 1.4037 0.04563 218 153 42 23
308 Relax, at least I am not in your pants! 1.4035 0.05017 171 118 37 16
309 Are you also visiting your aunt? 1.4033 0.05064 181 128 33 20
310 Looks like just you and me. 1.4022 0.04448 179 117 52 10
311 You're right. They do look more like people! 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
312 Ewww no shoes. 1.4000 0.04483 200 136 48 16
313 I need extra legs room. 1.3991 0.04417 218 151 47 20
314 I see you’re reading Metamorphosis 1.3990 0.04712 193 134 41 18
315 When we land would you mind getting down my bag? It's 50 times my weight. 1.3989 0.05078 183 131 31 21
316 that motherfucker is NOT real 1.3989 0.05424 178 132 21 25
317 Just my luck - an empty plane and SHE gets seated in my row! 1.3988 0.04832 173 118 41 14
318 The ants just aren't marching two by two anymore. Hurrah 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
319 Next thing you know, cows will fly. 1.3980 0.04770 196 138 38 20
320 Lady: “All the people down there look like ants” Ant: “They are ants, we haven’t taken off yet!” 1.3979 0.04861 191 135 36 20
321 Typical manspreading 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
322 I Identify as a human 1.3975 0.05159 161 112 34 15
323 Wow! Your mother is an actual queen and you still fly coach. 1.3971 0.04651 209 148 39 22
324 Will you mind if I order a grasshopper? 1.3967 0.04936 184 130 35 19
325 Even though Cheryl was trying to do better, she couldn’t understand why being ‘antsy about flying’ was offensive 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
326 It's true. The ants up here look like people. 1.3964 0.05189 169 120 31 18
327 Well, it's not exactly a picnic for me either. 1.3958 0.04490 192 130 48 14
328 This flight won’t be a picnic. 1.3956 0.04851 182 127 38 17
329 Wow, the whole cabin upgraded to First Class! 1.3955 0.04950 177 124 36 17
330 Dear, I think you were right about not mixing alcohol with my pills" 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
331 So 'roach class' wasn't a misprint. 1.3953 0.05186 172 123 30 19
332 Read much Kafka? 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
333 Relax,I'm a vegetarian! 1.3951 0.04825 162 109 42 11
334 Crazy how everybody looks like ants when you’re up here, isn’t it? 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
335 The upgrade to extra legs room was worth it. 1.3941 0.04957 170 118 37 15
336 Does the Queen know about this? 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
337 when they said you are going to travelling with the Queen I was convinced it was going to be someone else 1.3941 0.04697 203 144 38 21
338 This outfit always gets me an aisle seat. 1.3938 0.05327 160 114 29 17
339 She remembered that the flight had been fully sold out and she worried, "WHERE had all the other passengers gone?" 1.3936 0.04676 188 130 42 16
340 Where do your legs go when they roll out the beverage cart? 1.3935 0.05530 155 112 25 18
341 I'm just saying, the whole trip felt Kafkaesque to me. 1.3934 0.04891 183 129 36 18
342 Ok. I’m sorry for saying “ please quit bugging me “ 1.3934 0.04767 183 127 40 16
343 These coach seats are no picnic 1.3934 0.04508 183 123 48 12
344 This happens every time I read Kafka 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
345 No. Go ahead and finish that sentence. What do the people down there look like,Sandra? What indeed? 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
346 I knew I shouldn't have booked on a budget airline! 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
347 I find reading a book helps keep people from bothering me on long flights. 1.3931 0.05226 173 125 28 20
348 The newest section on an airplane: Extra Legs-Room. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
349 I guess “more legs room” wasn’t a typo. 1.3926 0.05181 163 115 32 16
350 Last time I board in Group A. 1.3922 0.04626 204 144 40 20
351 Let me guess. You didn't know ants could fly. 1.3920 0.05221 176 128 27 21
352 Oh uh, I hope the middle seat is not for his wife 1.3918 0.04452 194 132 48 14
353 I guess they are right about airborne bugs keeping travel numbers down. 1.3915 0.04892 189 135 34 20
354 Omg How long until this pot brownie wears off? 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
355 Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find himself in coach. 1.3911 0.04658 202 143 39 20
356 What do you mean when you say you're having the very special meal? 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
357 I just want a man who treats me like a queen. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
358 While Nigel was enjoying “Even More Legs Room,” Anita was beginning to regret her decision. 1.3904 0.04751 187 131 39 17
359 You're the worst emotional support animal ever! 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
360 Debbie regretted selecting a seat with extra legroom. 1.3901 0.04968 182 130 33 19
361 Flying is no picnic, is it? 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
362 The free bag,yes,a nice perk,but for me it’s mostly about the extra leg room. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
363 Oh, this? 'The Metamorphosis', by Franz Kafka. Very silly premise. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
364 What terrified Janelle was not the giant ant. It was the prospect of 800 crying antlings on the 5-hour flight. 1.3893 0.05103 149 102 36 11
365 Gross! I never thought I'd have to sit for 6 hours near someone that supports colonization. 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
366 I really don’t think they are going to buy that ‘service animal’ argument! 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
367 They said exotic pets fly in cargo... clearly you're not a pet. 1.3889 0.05272 162 116 29 17
368 I’m never flying Spirit again… 1.3885 0.05395 157 113 27 17
369 People down there are so small they look like . . . 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
370 Try to relax your thorax. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
371 This section comes with extra legs room. 1.3882 0.05088 170 121 32 17
372 I'm happy to relax back here while my kids have lunch in first class. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
373 No, it's fine, I just thought I booked the seat next to my aunt 1.3880 0.05006 183 132 31 20
374 Wow, from here the people look like…never mind 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
375 I hope the pilot steps on it. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
376 Those people down there look like ants... AUNTS!... uncles and aunts... yep, tiny little uncles and aunts. 1.3876 0.05110 178 129 29 20
377 From up here, they all look like...nevermind. 1.3875 0.05245 160 114 30 16
378 Eleanor discovers that her desire for an aisle seat is less compelling than her fear of large insects. 1.3875 0.04855 160 109 40 11
379 Apparently, according to this report,in the event of a crash the best protection is an exoskeleton. 1.3871 0.04962 155 106 38 11
380 I hate to be a pest but could you close the window shade? 1.3871 0.04450 186 126 48 12
381 Welcome aboard Air Kafka. 1.3869 0.04650 199 141 39 19
382 The rest of the colony is in economy. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
383 Flying Kafka Air has its pitfalls. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
384 This Kafka fella totally nails it. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
385 So I ATE the guy in the middle. You’re welcome! 1.3854 0.04415 192 131 48 13
386 Just think, I thought bed bugs were going to be my biggest concern on this trip. 1.3854 0.04415 192 131 48 13
387 With all due respect...With this many empty seats on this flight, I think I'll move and let you have this row to yourself ! 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
388 Weekend family picnic? 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
389 Ok, I get nervous when I fly, not antsy. I should not have said that. I see that now 1.3846 0.04603 195 137 41 17
390 Can you turn off your antennae until we reach cruising altitude? 1.3846 0.04579 182 125 44 13
391 Could the passenger in seat 10c please cross his right leg instead of his left. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
392 The fact that there's no one else on this plane is making me a bit antsy. 1.3837 0.05106 172 124 30 18
393 I totally know you have a bagel with cream cheese and pretzel sticks in your purse. 1.3836 0.05339 159 115 27 17
394 I see there are still bugs in the airlines reservation systems! 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
395 I knew finishing all those edibles was a terrible idea! 1.3831 0.05308 154 110 29 15
396 At least he’s not manspreading. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
397 Ah, did you happen to see where my husband went?? 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
398 Reading Kafka on the plane is proving to be a great way to avoid small talk with strangers. 1.3827 0.04861 196 143 31 22
399 Golly, from this altitude the people down there look like ants 1.3822 0.04669 191 135 39 17
400 If I were really her "Favorite Ant," that niece of mine would have paid for first-class." 1.3820 0.04714 178 124 40 14
401 Small talk must be wildly different in your circles. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
402 There's a girl on the wing who looks like you, and she's pissed. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
403 Honey...are those your parents trying to crawl up the side of the plane? 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
404 The leg room these days. It’s like they’re trying to squish you. And believe me I know. My father was squished. My brother. My sister in law …. 1.3815 0.05147 173 126 28 19
405 It's just, you're always working... 1.3810 0.05656 147 108 22 17
406 The cabin is almost empty, and I end up sitting next to a talker! 1.3807 0.04621 197 140 39 18
407 Don't get antsy, flying is perfectly safe 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
408 I get you like the legroom but what do you mean “live snacks? 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
409 Every. Single. Time. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
410 From up here, everyone looks like an . . . um . . . I mean, really tiny people. 1.3797 0.05358 158 115 26 17
411 Stay calm, Joan. At least he hasn't got a crying larva. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
412 The seatbelt would crush my thorax, that's why. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
413 Aren't planes routinely de-bugged before takeoff? 1.3795 0.04645 166 113 43 10
414 Well, this flight will certainly be no picnic. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
415 Oh do calm down. You were just dreaming. Besides, I'm vegan. 1.3791 0.04830 182 130 35 17
416 Mate and lay eggs, mate and lay eggs.God I can relate.. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
417 My wife will be here shortly to occupy the middle seat. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
418 I should've known when I asked if the plane was full and all I heard was crickets. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
419 Weird how everyone down there also looks like ants. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
420 Relax...it could be worse. What if I had the middle seat? 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
421 Sorry, I didn't mean to bug you. 1.3782 0.04629 193 137 39 17
422 I don't think Antarctica is what you think it is. 1.3779 0.05098 172 125 29 18
423 From way up here everyone looks like tiny little an- small, they look small. 1.3778 0.04605 180 125 42 13
424 You know, when I said they looked like ants, I didn't mean to imply all ants looked alike! 1.3777 0.04776 188 135 35 18
425 As queen, I always fly first class. The rest of the colony is in luggage. 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
426 I can't believe he just plucked off two of his legs to avoid additional legroom fees! 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
427 Mary Beth suddenly forgot about her fear of flying. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
428 I wish *I* was allowed fifty times my weight in carry-ons. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
429 They look like... uhhh... small little bugs down there 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
430 How did you know I'm from Chernobyl ? 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
431 Don’t worry honey. I’ll move into the middle seat if someone strange tries to join us. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
432 If you see a Pest Control billboard, don't take it personally. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
433 Thought bubbles from each side: "Nice to have that empty middle seat" 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
434 Plane is empty and she takes the window seat next to me. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
435 When did bare feet on a plane become acceptable? 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
436 Yes, I did eat the other passengers. Were they reserved for business class? 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
437 Shelly and her aunt, despite being a bit at loggerheads, decide to take a trip together to Seattle. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
438 I tried to change my flight but I guess they’re still working out a few bugs. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
439 These emotional support animals are getting out of hand. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
440 I apologize for the service. I ate the crew. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
441 Good Gravy, it's reading "How to serve Man" the Cookbook! 1.3737 0.04492 190 133 43 14
442 My aunt’s a big traveler too. 1.3736 0.04629 182 128 40 14
443 I have to stop reading Kafka the night before my red eye flights! 1.3735 0.05157 166 121 28 17
444 I don't always fly, but when I do I scare the shit out of everybody. 1.3734 0.05196 158 114 29 15
445 In case you are worried, I won’t be crossing my left leg over my right. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
446 Sitting next to you is no picnic, either. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
447 My brother’s name is Ant too, but it’s short for Anthony. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
448 No, flying is only my second biggest fear. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
449 I thought they hired me to accompany their elderly aunt! 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
450 Bet you're wishing you'd carpooled with the other billion siblings. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
451 Some of us migrate differently. 1.3720 0.05129 164 119 29 16
452 People look like ants from this high up. 1.3716 0.05447 148 108 25 15
453 Oh my god no wonder I got upgraded 1.3711 0.05320 159 117 25 17
454 Sorry,no,I've never read any Kafka. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
455 Is something bugging you? 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
456 When did pants become optional? 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
457 The chicken was dry, but the flight attendant was delicious. 1.3701 0.05600 154 116 19 19
458 Oh, they are ants. We're still at the gate. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
459 Once again, Rhonda is seated near the type of guy who bugs her. 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
460 This is not what I expected when they told me I was in the same row as the queen. 1.3696 0.04961 184 136 28 20
461 Man, she's really creeping me out. 1.3694 0.05443 157 117 22 18
462 Tell me ONE MORE TIME what people look like from up here. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
463 I assumed he meant his aunt would be flying with us. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
464 I paid extra for more legs room. 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
465 Don’t stare! Don’t stare! Don’t stare! 1.3684 0.05106 171 126 27 18
466 Just be grateful I didn't bring the kids along this trip. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
467 I never thought I'd pray for someone to take the middle seat 1.3684 0.04969 171 124 31 16
468 Woah, people look like ants from here! 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
469 I hope he doesn't look at me. We dated in the 80s. 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
470 Don’t worry. Not trying to get in your pants. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
471 So queens don’t get an upgrade to first? 1.3678 0.04769 174 124 36 14
472 You should see this - all the people on the ground look like ... like ... they look really tiny. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
473 Dear God, I've never asked this before, but please let someone take that middle seat. 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
474 Tell your kids to stop climbing on me. 1.3677 0.05417 155 115 23 17
475 That m@therf$cker isn’t real 1.3677 0.05644 155 118 17 20
476 My God, everyone leaves the city on the 4th. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
477 Susan hated traveling with her Great Ant... 1.3675 0.05218 166 123 25 18
478 No, I don’t read science fiction. It’s a little too creepy for me. 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
479 The extra leg room policy still has bugs in it. 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
480 It’s not just queens that can fly you know. 1.3665 0.04960 161 115 33 13
481 I prefer seats with extra legs room 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
482 Ha, you don’t think I travel alone, do you? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
483 Sandra regretted picking her airline solely for the “extra leg” room. 1.3657 0.04949 175 128 30 17
484 They look like ants up here, too! 1.3657 0.04883 175 127 32 16
485 Why is there never enough leg room in economy? 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
486 So you take Kafka pretty seriously then... 1.3654 0.05310 156 115 25 16
487 So, how long was your Chernobyl vacation? 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
488 I finally got a seat with leg room 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
489 Mind if I need more leg room? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
490 Was that your husband? 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
491 Funny thing is, if a spider takes the middle seat, we're both leaving. 1.3647 0.04985 170 124 30 16
492 And I thought I had bug eyes. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
493 I hate flying in Roach! 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
494 Is this a layover or your final infestation? 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
495 I get so antsy when flying. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
496 Thank you for flying Kafka Airlines. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
497 I shouldn't have mentioned I was flying home for my family picnic! 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
498 How's that shroom trip going? 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
499 No WAY that was a micro-dose! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
500 Could be worse.. you could be a 400 pound linebacker in the middle seat. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
501 Flying ant season has arrived 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
502 Could be worse. At least you’re not sitting next to Woody Allen. 1.3636 0.05436 154 115 22 17
503 Are you going to the National Picnic Festival,too? 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
504 I paid extra for extra legs room. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
505 It's Kafka's Metamorphosis. I'm almost done. 1.3630 0.05658 146 110 19 17
506 I hope he doesn’t remember me from last summer. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
507 This is quite a good read. You like Stephen King? 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
508 There's never enough leg room! 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
509 Is that ‘Charlotte’s Web’ you’re reading? 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
510 In case you're wondering, my pronouns are "It/Its" and "They/Them" ! 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
511 Would you be more comfortable in first class? I have points. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
512 All those people down there,they look like,ummm 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
513 All the people look like ants. 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
514 Buying a seat with extra legs room always comes with a catch. 1.3616 0.04769 177 128 34 15
515 I thought they got the bugs out of this new aircraft! 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
516 Enjoying Kafka? 1.3613 0.05169 155 113 28 14
517 Be glad I'm not a bed bug 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
518 It’s a delightful fantasy titled “Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka. 1.3609 0.05070 169 125 27 17
519 Don't all the tiny cars look like — oops, sorry! 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
520 Why do I always get the seat next to the creepiest guy on the plane? 1.3600 0.05457 150 112 22 16
521 I'm sorry, flying ants just creep me out. 1.3600 0.04737 175 126 35 14
522 Megan always knew her days as an exterminator would come back to haunt her eventually. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
523 You're way more chill about this turbulence than I expected from an ant. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
524 With all the empty seats she has to sit here? 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
525 I didn't know my carry-on bag could be fifty times my body weight. 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
526 Never flying out of LaGuardia again. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
527 I took way too many gummies... 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
528 I’m not sure the extra leg room is worth it … 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
529 This is what I get for using my frequent flyer miles. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
530 Weird! From up here, ants look like they're as big as people! 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
531 I assume your pronouns includes "Them". 1.3585 0.05148 159 117 27 15
532 YES I AM READING KAFKA 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
533 No, I did not pack a picnic lunch. 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
534 Four legs instead of six. Freaks them out every time. 1.3585 0.05300 159 119 23 17
535 You're reading Kafka? 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
536 You know, from this height, all the people down there DO look like ants. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
537 What happened to your husband? 1.3582 0.05744 134 100 20 14
538 I hope we're not both headed for the same family reunion picnic. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
539 I love the legroom in first class." 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
540 I'm reading an Ant-thology 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
541 I hate flying with my ant. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
542 I have a theory as to why the plane is empty. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
543 Gonna KILL whoever recommended streaming "Travels with My Aunt! 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
544 I already regret picking the sugar cube dinner. 1.3576 0.04823 151 106 36 9
545 Up this high people on the grounds look like.....well, you know. 1.3576 0.04636 151 104 40 7
546 We'll just keep this seat clear - you know...in case anyone molts... 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
547 You're not going to be a pest, are you? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
548 When they asked if I minded sitting with someone's ant, I thought it would be someone's aunt! 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
549 Every time I fly I catch some kind of a bug! 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
550 Sorry, I thought they said Hugh Grant—not huge ant. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
551 Remember when they used to smoke on planes? How weird was that?! 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
552 Just my luck to be seated next to the only human on this plane. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
553 It is really hard to read when the girl on my row keeps gasping and shrieking 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
554 Who's "antsy" now? 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
555 Wow...everyone looks like ants down there. 1.3557 0.05309 149 110 25 14
556 Would you PLEASE stop making that sawing noise with your legs? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
557 And they wouldn’t allow me to bring my emotional support animal! 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
558 Yeah I’m headed to a picnic. You? 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
559 From up here, people look just like . . . tiny people. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
560 I’m never taking Ambien on a long haul again 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
561 Really? I'm visiting my aunt too! 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
562 I was charged for extra leg room 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
563 Relax, lady. Ever occur to you that you give me the creeps as well? 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
564 Picnic much? 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
565 I’ve been alive for over 2 years, nothing amazes me anymore.” 1.3540 0.05243 161 121 23 17
566 Yes, the extra leg room is nice in First Class. 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
567 You expect me to believe that you founded a colony? 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
568 I get the aisle seat because I have longer legs, just deal with it. 1.3537 0.05695 147 113 16 18
569 This was a full flight when I boarded. 1.3537 0.05270 147 108 26 13
570 No, nothing, I just have a little fear of flying, that's all. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
571 At least I'm not man spreading. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
572 Its reading "Lord of the Flies"! 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
573 I swear, if that ant starts a conversation about Kafka, I'm out! 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
574 I need a lot of legroom. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
575 Which bathroom is it going to use? 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
576 Tamara quickly realized the “extra legs room” on her boarding pass was not a typo. 1.3529 0.05672 136 102 20 14
577 Emotional support companion rules are out of control. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
578 If she only knew what’s in the overhead luggage bin … 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
579 Oh my goodness! They all look like ants down there! 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
580 What’s wrong with her? Never seen legs before? 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
581 So, you're telling me you also paid extra for leg space? 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
582 Where is a middle seat passenger when you really need one? 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
583 You seem...nice; really it's the flying cockroaches I can't stand. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
584 Pupating? Try paying for four years of college. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
585 The ants look like people, up here. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
586 Ya know it could’ve been worse , lady………..…Atleast I’m not a baby 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
587 No, I have never heard of myrmecophobia. Why do you ask? 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
588 Please be traveling alone... please be traveling alone... please be traveling alone. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
589 Yes, I've heard of Kafka. Why do you ask 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
590 I'd suggest swapping seats, but I fear four of your legs will still stick out. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
591 I don't dare ask for my book back! 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
592 Wow, all those people look like ants from up here, not that theres anything wrong with that.... 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
593 Looks like we're landing at Antwerp. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
594 He’s not wearing any shoes. 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
595 That's my emotional support human she's shy 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
596 You can have ALL the armrests. 1.3496 0.04896 123 84 35 4
597 Why do I always get seated next to a screaming human? 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
598 This is your captain speaking. If there is a doctor of entomology on board, please make yourself known to one of our cabin crew. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
599 I don't mind if you use the middle armrest, but could you please put pants on. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
600 I’ve got to find a new dispensary. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
601 So you’re a bibliophile in the human definition of the word... 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
602 The whole plane is empty and he decides to bug ME! 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
603 Before you know it this plane will be crawling with them. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
604 What kind of a cook book? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
605 And she thinks THEY look like ants.” 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
606 I suppose complaining about legroom won't get me far. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
607 Just because I said "I get ants in my pants when I fly" doesn't mean I'm cheating on you, Antoine 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
608 Why is everyone else still at the gate? 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
609 Oh... We're on the ground. Those ARE ants. 1.3481 0.05152 158 118 25 15
610 Okay, just don’t bite my head off. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
611 Guess this row is extra leg room. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
612 You're not the man I married, Sam. 1.3478 0.05505 138 103 22 13
613 It was the one time she wished that the middle seat was occupied. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
614 Where are the snakes on a plane when you really need them? 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
615 She can scream all she wants but I paid for the extra leg room! 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
616 The psilocybin makes this trip extra trippy! 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
617 This high up, all the people running around look like . . .um . . . really small people. 1.3472 0.05689 144 111 16 17
618 Ecolony class. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
619 I thought you would change, Gregor. But it's over! 1.3472 0.05427 144 108 22 14
620 I guess ants really can fly 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
621 This is your captain speaking. Please bring any extra crumbs to seat 8D. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
622 From this height people look like....um...tiny people. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
623 That definitely wasn't a microdose. 1.3468 0.04960 173 130 26 17
624 Awakening from a night of uneasy dreams,Gregor Samsa found he had been seated in Coach class. 1.3465 0.05850 127 96 18 13
625 Well, it bothers me that there are no other passengers. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
626 So, Kafka is your favourite author? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
627 Who's bugging who? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
628 We’re on the ground, so why do the people still look like ants? 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
629 The rest of my colony is getting on in Pittsburgh. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
630 Ever hear the expression 'Flying is no picnic'? 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
631 So, you're a flying ant. Cool. What are you reading? 1.3459 0.05551 133 99 22 12
632 We haven’t even taken off yet. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
633 You're right! From here, people do look like you. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
634 Yes, it's Kafka's 'Metamorphosis'! Why do people keep asking me that? 1.3457 0.05130 162 122 24 16
635 Booking the extra leg room was no picnic” 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
636 I bought two seats so no one would bug me. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
637 I used to think everything looked ant sized from up here. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
638 Kind of puts things into perspective, doesn't it? 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
639 Yes ... I love Kafka, too ... 1.3453 0.05659 139 106 18 15
640 “Fly business,” they said!. “You will be alongside the frequent fliers” 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
641 I’ve heard of flying ants but this is ridiculous!” 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
642 So, you’re an army ant... thank you for your service” 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
643 Now that you say it, they do look like people. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
644 They look like ants down there and up here too? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
645 I bet your migration use to be more difficult. 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
646 Just because I'm a giant ant, that doesn't mean 'oh, I must be reading Kafka!' 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
647 Really, "they all just look like ants down there" Huh... 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
648 I'm not racist, but I'm uncomfortable. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
649 What do you mean you 'chewed the pilot out' ? 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
650 How long have you lived in Fukushima? 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
651 I had no idea that you were an actual travel bug. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
652 The rest of my family don’t like flying, they’re coming over in a giant peach 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
653 Sorry but am I bugging you? 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
654 Sorry, Mr. Kafka, but I have my doubts you're willing to help in the event of an emergency. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
655 Thanks for listening. I usually clear out the room. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
656 It’s just the Valium, it’s just the Valium. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
657 Man-spreading is bad enough... 1.3436 0.04554 163 116 38 9
658 I always sit in this row for the leg room and thorax support. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
659 No, the flight is full. The rest of my family is a bit late boarding. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
660 From this altitude, everyone looks like ants 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
661 So...enjoying The Metamorphosis? 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
662 I’m bugging you! Well you’re humanizing me! 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
663 You're uncomfortable? You sat in my row on an empty flight! 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
664 Wow! From this height, all the people on the ground look like…uh…never mind. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
665 You’re right. I shouldn’t have assumed you’re reading Kafka. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
666 ...I tried to explain you are a service animal but still they said I had to pay for a separate seat... 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
667 I don't care that you are a Democrat, I still don't want you sitting near me. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
668 Thanks for flying Kafka Airlines 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
669 I'm glad these seats have extra legs room. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
670 Yikes! Is anything creepier than flying? 1.3429 0.05438 140 105 22 13
671 I swear there were two of them. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
672 I understood “extra leg” room differently. 1.3427 0.05623 143 110 17 16
673 Marcia said she 'd be traveling with her aunt. 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
674 I assume that's your wife and larva I see in the boarding line. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
675 Oh no, an academic! 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
676 Maybe if she thinks I'm reading she won't bug me. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
677 Just my luck to be seated in the same row as my ex. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
678 Gotta love the extra legroom. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
679 I'm afraid you are going to have to move to the anterior section. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
680 I heard there's grasshoppers in first class 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
681 Sorry if I’m bugging you 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
682 This is rock bottom. I can't even get a highly adapted social creature to talk to me. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
683 Not that there’s anything wrong with looking like ants… 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
684 Which one of us took the mushrooms? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
685 ''Don't fret, I'm full.'' 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
686 If there’s a praying mantis, I can be a reading ant 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
687 Those people down there look like.... err... never mind. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
688 Listen honey, this ain’t no picnic for me either. 1.3406 0.05586 138 105 19 14
689 They look like people. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
690 Are you the support animal for the lady across the aisle? 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
691 The people down below look like ants!! 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
692 Kafka, again? 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
693 I threatened insecticide unless they upgraded me. 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
694 I just HAD to go for the extra legroom. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
695 Wow, we're so high, the people look like ants! 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
696 How long have I been asleep? 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
697 What's the matter? Did you forget to bring a book? 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
698 Tell me if I'm talking too much--just don't bite my head off. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
699 I asked for the extra leg room row not the extra-leg room row. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
700 Did you know 7 Billion Ants died on 9/11? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
701 Just my luck. The TSA took my Raid. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
702 They took 'flyweight' passenger, way too literally! 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
703 I don't know what's more terrifying, the rapid descent or that you're reading Mein Kampf. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
704 Sorry, I get a bit antsy during the flights. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
705 I thought you guys went marching two by two 1.3383 0.05737 133 102 17 14
706 Look how high up we are, all the people down there look like ... 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
707 At least there's plenty of legroom. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
708 I hate it when the guy next to me takes off his shoes! 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
709 'Don't tell me-- they look like ants from here?' 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
710 PLEASE let’s not make eye contact. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
711 Yes I read it, but I didn't find the characters very believable 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
712 Assist in case of emergency?” Please. I can lift 50 times my body weight and I need the extra legsroom 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
713 Look, I needed the leg room. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
714 First, the guy who took his shoes and socks off, then the crying baby, and now this! 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
715 and to think I was worried about a screaming baby 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
716 From up here, everyone looks like little… never mind.” 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
717 Why is saying the people on the ground look like ants automatically a microagression? 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
718 Wow! We're flying so high that the people on the ground look like,...well, they look TINY! I don't know how to describe it; they look like...very, very small creatures! I don't know what to compare them to -- they're just...tiny 1.3380 0.05903 142 113 10 19
719 All the picnics we’ve shared and you still act like this? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
720 From up here, everyone looks like-- uh, they look very small. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
721 Every vacation I go home with a bug! 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
722 You don't have earphones large enough for the in-flight entertainment, do you? 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
723 We never talk any more. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
724 DEET don't fail me now! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
725 What happened to the lady who was sitting between us? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
726 I'm going to visit my nephew. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
727 I guess I was sleeping when you got on. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
728 Milton was not the man Jessica thought she’d married. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
729 Don't mind me. I've always been afraid of flying insects. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
730 Planes make me antsy. 1.3359 0.05686 128 97 19 12
731 Do you fly often? You seem a bit antsy. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
732 From up here they look nothing like you. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
733 What? It’s my service human and yes, I did buy the extra seat. Problem 1.3357 0.05339 143 108 22 13
734 Well, yes, eating your husband did give us each more elbow room. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
735 Oh my god those actually ARE ants down there! 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
736 I shouldn’t have washed that Ambien down with a Bloody Mary.” 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
737 Flying is no picnic. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
738 I meant, ‘Everything looks so small from up here.’ 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
739 Please do not pet me. I am a service animal. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
740 When you have six legs,it's hard to get a seat with enough legroom. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
741 Excuse me. Is something bugging you? 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
742 Perhaps a crying baby wasn't the worst thing to sit nearby. 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
743 I guess the good news is I’m not as anxious about crashing. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
744 And you said you just crawled out of the woodwork? 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
745 I really wish you wouldn't read Kafka on these long flights, Greg. 1.3333 0.05858 132 103 14 15
746 It must be nice to be away from the colony, with all the jabber and small talk. You probably like reading alone. I know I do. Sometimes I get so tired of my sisters gabbing all the time so much that I can barely think. Why one time on vacation we... 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
747 Great, and they made me check my bug spray. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
748 They look like ant- ... er, small people from up here. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
749 I wish I'd brought a book, too. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
750 You must be somebody’s emotional support animal! 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
751 Well, this isn't going to be any picnic. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
752 Wasn’t this plane full of passengers? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
753 I could swear my husband was sitting there a moment ago 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
754 Don't worry, honey... no one will sit in the middle. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
755 I must be high. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
756 Whose service animal is this? 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
757 Would you prefer I wear a mask? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
758 Don't be frightened dear; air travel is safer than ever. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
759 We're mostly remote now, but the Queen wants us to fly in from time to time. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
760 They really need to tighten the guidelines over what counts as a support animal. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
761 Oh my God, there's a man on the wing! 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
762 How did I end up in insect class? 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
763 No…..it hasn’t occurred to me what happened to the rest of the passengers. 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
764 Turns out flying isn't my biggest fear. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
765 You must be happy that the airline let you reserve the rest of these seats for your children. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
766 Wow! The people down there look just like.... 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
767 Little does she know, I'm actually more scared of her than she is of me. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
768 Everyone assumes I pray, but I'm actually Agnostic. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
769 It's not about you! No one likes the middle seat! 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
770 Wait, what the hell is Antlantic Airways? 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
771 Oh her? She's my emotional support human. 1.3306 0.05914 121 93 16 12
772 Now her whole family is boarding. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
773 Lesson learned. Never bring fruit home from Florida." 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
774 What’s THAT on the wing? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
775 Ugh. Out of all the seats to choose from, of course she sits in my row. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
776 I hope this flight is no picnic. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
777 They look like what! 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
778 Wow, from up here, the people look like ants! Oh. sorry. 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
779 Workers fly coach. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
780 Do you get butterflies in your stomachs? 1.3299 0.06508 97 74 14 9
781 OMG, and the TSA confiscated my Raid 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
782 I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a family aardvarks boarding. 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
783 Oh no! I must have mixed up the psilocybin and the Xanax. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
784 Teddy the Ant wasn't amused when Suzy said "Gee, everyone on the ground looks like ants from up here." 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
785 She can’t believe I’m reading Ayn Rand. 1.3285 0.05590 137 106 17 14
786 That's the last time I pay more for extra legroom. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
787 Oh, I just meant that everyone looks so insignif— um, organized. And, like, really strong. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
788 I can't believe it. Nobody reads a physical book anymore! 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
789 If he asks for my interpretation of “The Metamorphosis” once more,I’m going to scream! 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
790 The colony said I needed some “me time.” 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
791 Now I know why there seems to be no one else on this flight. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
792 Red-eye flights are no picnic... so what brings you here? 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
793 She’s my comfort human. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
794 I wonder what his "specialty meal" is. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
795 We look a lot smaller down there don't we. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
796 If I fall asleep during beverage service please order me a sugar water 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
797 I always wondered what they meant by 'bugs' in the system. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
798 Eek! We’re flying over New Jersey. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
799 Sorry, I should've known your pronoun would be Them! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
800 Can you just not with the mandible clacking? 1.3276 0.05970 116 89 16 11
801 I guess anything can be a service animal. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
802 Going to see my aunt. You? 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
803 It’s all due to climate change. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
804 She had mistakenly selected an 'extra legs room' seat. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
805 Who needs travel-sized War and Peace when you've got Mandibles and Pincers? 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
806 I'm also visiting my Aunt Hill. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
807 I don't mean to bug you, but can I borrow your ear buds? 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
808 Let me guess, the airport beacons are giant picnic tables for you! 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
809 My, I see a Pest Control truck on the runway 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
810 All those cows look like ants from here. But like really weird ants, with only 4 legs. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
811 These spirit airline deals are becoming frightfully affordable 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
812 This is the last time I forget to pack my psych meds. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
813 My Entomology degree tells me you need two more legs. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
814 You're right. From here everyone DOES look like ants. 1.3261 0.05360 138 105 21 12
815 So what's it like living under a monarchy? 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
816 I work for Orkin. What about you? 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
817 That Xantax is really kicking in now. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
818 And you thought the transportation department got the bugs out 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
819 I see that the airline still hasn’t gotten all the bugs out. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
820 I'm going to visit my uncle and--um--mom's sister. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
821 You have your own jet AND an army? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
822 You Know maybe 3 Xanax is indeed too much. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
823 OK, OK, you're right, it's scary by the window. Let's switch back. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
824 Don't worry. I've preordered a special vegetarian meal. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
825 I haven't earned my wings yet... 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
826 Flying makes me so antsy. 1.3252 0.05943 123 96 14 13
827 OMG! It’s gonna take at least 20 men to lift that luggage, assuming each guy can lift his own weight. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
828 that 's it....it is business class or first for now on... 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
829 The one time I leave my bug spray in checked luggage 1.3250 0.05817 120 92 17 11
830 Agreed, they all look like ants from up here. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
831 Ladies and Gentlemen: For your safety, all passengers are kindly requested to refrain from using personal phones, laptops, and antennas in the cabin. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
832 Hmm, I had never heard the story of how Antarctica was named. Learn something new every day. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
833 You're right. The people down on the ground look like ants, too. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
834 They really do look like ants from up here. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
835 Air travel is no picnic. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
836 No, you don’t bug me. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
837 What do you mean, you brought your own snack? 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
838 I always request the bulkhead for the legs room 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
839 I guess it's better than snakes. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
840 I am not your support human! 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
841 No, I can't lift fifty times my body weight. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
842 Thanks, I feel less antsy in the aisle seat. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
843 Don't worry, I'm on my way to a family picnic. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
844 Don’t worry, lady - I may be a social insect but the last thing I want now is small talk. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
845 This flight is no picnic. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
846 Do you think we look like ants to them up here? 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
847 I'll never fly coach again. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
848 Metamorphosis is rubbish. Kafka got it wrong. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
849 I suppose that you paid for extra legs room. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
850 What? Never heard of flying ants before? 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
851 I was going to say "The people down there look like ants", but . . . . maybe not . . . . 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
852 You've literally caught the travel bug! 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
853 Gregor Samsa's cousin refused to let becoming an ant ruin her vacation plans. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
854 I see your invasive colony has discovered a faster, easier way to enter the country. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
855 O.k., so you made a simple spelling oversight; now relax, flying "roach" is not only cheaper but a lot less crowded. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
856 I never win this stupid contest! 1.3226 0.06010 124 98 12 14
857 Let me put it this way, when we show up at a picnic, we don't stop with the potato salad. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
858 I see why you need the extra leg room. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
859 Of course it's a trash book. What else would I read? 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
860 Are you sure about flying to Antsin? 1.3226 0.05788 124 96 16 12
861 Your bio in the travel buddy app said you were a carpenter!I wish you’d been more specific!! 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
862 Have you ever read “Travels With My Aunt “? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
863 And when I said that delays like this really 'bug me', I wasn't being a speciest. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
864 First time leaving the colony? 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
865 I’m on the way to visit my aunt too. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
866 Don’t be nervous—this leg is almost over. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
867 Normally, I'm quite adept at what to do with my legs. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
868 I always pay extra for the legroom. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
869 From here everyone looks like ant. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
870 The others have already landed. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
871 So yes.. I decided to go for it and flew here to meet IRL the beetle I met online, like… two years ago. He always said he liked ants but you know.. you never know. We meet at the Natural History museum in the butterfly sanctuary and wow, the intimacy was right there, is like we have known each other forever. We had butterflies flying all around us, but he didn’t even look at them, nobody ever made me feel this way. It was a weekend of mating, and laying eggs, and morning bagels in bed. I mean, the flight will be significantly fuller by the time we arrive in Paris. Yes, I am taking them with me to France, is way better to hatch there. So… you are afraid of flying? 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
872 let me guess, people look like ants from up here 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
873 And I thought I was afraid of flying. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
874 Ladies and gentlemen, we have begun our descent into Antlanta. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
875 I hope someone booked the middle seat for once. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
876 I booked coach, not roach. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
877 Are you alone? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
878 Please someone come crowd me in the middle seat! 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
879 Relax lady, it’s just a little turbulence. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
880 Everything looks as tiny as ants from up here! 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
881 No, go on, tell me what everyone down there looks like, Margaret. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
882 Please don't tell me you're reading Kafka! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
883 I needed the extra leg room seat ! 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
884 Just so you know, there’s a crop duster, circling below us 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
885 Oh, ‘more legs room’ wasn’t a typo. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
886 Big mistake telling that sweet woman I would keep an eye on her Aunt 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
887 If you need help reaching the overhead compartment just let me know. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
888 I've had worse. Do you know how much leg space a centipede takes up? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
889 From up here everyone looks like…uh, smaller people. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
890 At this height, people look like an-, I mean, uh, really tiny people. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
891 That's it; no more singles tours for me. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
892 It's a distopian nightmare,but at least there's legroom. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
893 I always get antsy when I fly. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
894 I prefer to sit on the aisle. It has more tentacle room. 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
895 Plenty of leg room, wish I hadn't cut off 2 legs prior to boarding. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
896 Up here the people look like ants. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
897 ‘….Ahh sure, I like picnics’ 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
898 Oh my goodness gracious, it looks like a giant anteater is boarding the plane! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
899 the middle seat was occupied when we took off! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
900 So…what brings you to Hershey, PA? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
901 Sure, I've heard of flying ants, but this is the first time I've ever been seated in the same row with one. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
902 So sorry, didn't mean to bug you. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
903 What'd you tell TSA? 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
904 I hate flying with my ant, but she paid for both our tickets. 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
905 I thought he meant I'd be alone on the plane with his great aunt. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
906 First time flying? 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
907 I think that's Rod Serling on the wing. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
908 It’s not just you. The seats are getting smaller. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
909 Coffee, DDT or milk? 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
910 I said I wouldn't be bugged no matter who sat next to me. Boy was I wrong. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
911 It’s an ant-thology 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
912 If I don't make eye contact with her, she may not try to talk to me. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
913 I promise that I won’t bug you. 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
914 When you fly Kafka Class the middle seat is always empty. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
915 So, this is funny.The flight attendant asked if I minded if an aunt sat next to me, and I thought.... 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
916 Don’t worry, you’re safe. 4E was surprisingly filling. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
917 Hopefully, she won’t bug me if I pretend I’m reading a book. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
918 Oh my God, like this is so Kafkaesque. I don't even like the Beetles. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
919 How did you get an aisle seat? 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
920 Now I understand what they meant by frequent flier bugs. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
921 Do you know what they serve in bug class? Crumbled leaves and a side of aphid syrup! 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
922 If you're a PRAYING mantis the Supreme Court has ruled that you are entitled a free upgrade to first class. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
923 Oh my I'm sitting next to a member of Ant -ifa 1.3167 0.05915 120 94 14 12
924 Just to be clear, my pronouns are “she/her”. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
925 I sure hope you don’t plan on crossing your legs the other way. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
926 For those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you might see the recolonization of our planet as we know it. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
927 That baggage handler is lifting a case that must be half his body weight!" 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
928 Cripes, well at least he’s a reader, I’ll go with ‘hey there, ever read The Metamorphosis lol?’ 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
929 Pardon my antspreading. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
930 Puhlease don’t bug me on this flight. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
931 Oh my God, it’s Derek. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
932 Call me crazy, but I have this sudden urge to be intimate and then bite off its head. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
933 I bought the middle seat for my 100,000 pupae who be boarding at Seantle. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
934 It's crazy how all the people look like you down there. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
935 Business or pleasure? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
936 I could carry this plane on my back if I wanted to. I just prefer to fly. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
937 I’m going to visit my uncle and my… his wife. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
938 Don't worry honey. We all look like ants from up here. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
939 can't believe he ordered the picnic lunch! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
940 Is it sad that I find your polygyny too mainstream now? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
941 What hurts most is the pilot leaving. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
942 Those people look like ants 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
943 We're so high up everyone looks like a--- 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
944 My carry on was only 3,000 times my body weight and they still made me check it. 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
945 We’re about to run over your family!!! 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
946 Damnit. Once again it's a huge plane and I get seated next to some weirdo who won't let me read my book. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
947 I don't care how long it takes, next time I'm driving. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
948 Relax, I will be roaming the aisle 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
949 And people say I'm the antsy one... 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
950 Oh, fuck! 1.3143 0.06535 105 84 9 12
951 This is the last time I pay more for a seat with "extra leg room"! 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
952 Not that you all look the same of course… 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
953 My god, there are more on the wing! 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
954 I thought only drones could fly. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
955 Discount airlines are getting seriously scary. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
956 Shelly always hated traveling with her ant. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
957 Flying ant what it used to be. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
958 As hedge fund founder Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into an economy class traveler. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
959 Perhaps that wasn’t Xanax… 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
960 I'm sure that there was someone sitting in the middle seat, reading that book. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
961 Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a mask? 1.3125 0.05629 128 100 16 12
962 There's no need to worry about the plane crashing. Besides, I'm planning to eat you in midflight. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
963 Usually things seem so much smaller from an airplane. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
964 This is absolutely the last wildlife tour I’m booking! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
965 Why did I leave my bug spray in my checked bag?? 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
966 I never said you were bugging me! 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
967 Come on, I'm not a cockroach! 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
968 The other 350,000 got upgraded. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
969 How Kafkaesque! 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
970 Eeek! There's a spider on the wing! 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
971 The human is my support animal 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
972 Here I was, worrying about snakes on a plane! 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
973 They charge extra for legs. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
974 Attention passengers: middle seating for all species available now. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
975 I'm glad we upgraded to first class, Gregor. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
976 Yes, it is a cookbook. Relax, I'm a vegetarian. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
977 Are we still saying something when we’re seeing something? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
978 I always need the aisle seat because of my sciatica. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
979 Damn, He's reading Burroughs! 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
980 No offense, but they all look like ants from up here. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
981 Don’t worry, I’m sure we have the center seat to ourselves.” 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
982 Goodness me! The people all the way down there look just like... um... nevermind. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
983 Everything really IS bigger in Texas 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
984 All my husband asked was to share the armrest. You didn't have to bite his head off. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
985 On my God, He's actually reading Naked Lunch! 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
986 It really puts things in perspective, doesn't it? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
987 At least it didn't take the middle seat... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
988 I am sure I did not pay for extra legs room. 1.3106 0.05392 132 102 19 11
989 On the plus side, the center seatmate HAD been annoying 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
990 OMG my seatmate was just eaten by their emotional support pet! 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
991 When they told me this trip would be Kafkaesque, this is not what I imagined. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
992 phew, at least I’m not sitting next to a kid 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
993 Bothered by my reading out loud? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
994 Flying always makes me a bit antsy too. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
995 William, I thought the creature was on the wing. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
996 You can have my pretzels, Gordon. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
997 As I recall, my horoscope did mention an exotic stranger reading a book. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
998 Who knew that ants could fly? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
999 Wow, from here,they all look like…tiny people 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1000 I'm off to visit my great aunt. What about you? 1.3095 0.05686 126 99 15 12
1001 If you're organizing a picnic at feet, can I join? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1002 She’s probably going to want to talk to me, the whole flight. What a pest! 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1003 Kafka, you're awfully calm for having emptied the plane that fast. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1004 I guess those reports about the emergence of a more sophisticated strain of flying ant are true… 1.3089 0.05901 123 98 12 13
1005 Memo to self: no more Microdosing 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1006 So people really look like ants from up here, right? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1007 And to think I paid a premium for the extra legroom. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1008 Climate change. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1009 This is part of my support animal certification 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1010 Attention. This is your pilot speaking. We have now entered the Twilight Zone. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1011 I can’t believe he’s not putting his antennae in airplane mode. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1012 If it’s of any interest to you, my aardvark friend will be in the middle. 1.3083 0.04424 133 95 35 3
1013 Yeeeeshh. When Mom said to be careful of catching a bug on my international flight, this was the last thing I imagined. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1014 I'm sure he won't be back. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1015 And yet I'm the one feeling antsy. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1016 Better not be anymore motherfucking humans on this motherfucking plane! 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
1017 Thought I’d have the whole row to myself, then Ant-Man shows up. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1018 What's she complaining about? At least she has legroom. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1019 Say, these seats are wonderfully sticky. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1020 Woah the ants look like people down there and the people look like ants up here! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1021 You haven't seem yourself since we booked this trip Gregor. 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
1022 From here the ants look like people. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1023 So,Are you from the Colonies? 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1024 This is your pilot. Due to the warm, we are seeing high numbers of insects taking to the sky to search for a suitable mating partner. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1025 I try not to be a pest when I fly. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1026 Steven, from up here, all the people look like you! 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1027 Maybe $2,000.00 more for First Class is worth it. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1028 I hope his wife doesn’t have the center seat 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1029 I need the leg room. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1030 My God, he's naked! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1031 Oh God... people look like ants down there too!" 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1032 Before you ask, yes, I've read The Metamorphosis. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1033 I don’t think those were melatonin gummies. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1034 I see the rest of your family is boarding. 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
1035 I should never have asked for a seat with extra legroom 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1036 Look at the people down there, they all look like tiny ants, do you know what I mean? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1037 From up here all the people look like you. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1038 Now, I see why you needed the aisle seat! 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1039 What do you mean ... Chocolate Covered Passengers?!? 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1040 Before I met you, I thought they all looked alike. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1041 Leg room is everything 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1042 I used points to get the extra legs room 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1043 You know, Jesus was also a carpenter. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1044 So, do you use Google Earth for picnics now? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1045 Why am I on such a tiny plane? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1046 Where is everybody? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1047 She was already bracing herself for the inevitable torrent of mandible-splaining once he tired of reading. 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1048 I'm a feature, not a bug 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1049 why do i always get stuck with the ones who are afraid of flying? 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1050 I think I’m on the wrong flight. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1051 Isn't this the best seat for leg room? 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1052 I wonder if you have seen my husband who was in the middle seat? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1053 I believe you're supposed to be seated on the outside of the window. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1054 I thought you guys were more into underground transportation. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1055 Nervous fliers really bug me. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
1056 That guy in the aisle seat is really bugging me. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1057 There’s a man out there…on the wing!! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1058 I love the extra leg-leg-leg room. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1059 Everybody looks so tiny down there. 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
1060 From this height, everyone looks like ants, am I right? 1.3056 0.06234 108 86 11 11
1061 I said coach, with a "c" damn it! 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1062 Metamorphosis, Why? 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
1063 I'm antsy. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1064 Forget extra leg room. They charged me for each extra leg. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1065 This must be a nightmare, he’s only got four legs 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1066 Jessica learns what's on the in-flight menu 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1067 Great, now the middle seat will be free. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1068 It's okay, I don't bite. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1069 Of all the seats in all the planes in all the world . . . . 1.3048 0.06220 105 83 12 10
1070 Well, don’t bite my head off. I was just asking if you were enjoying your novel. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1071 I always get extra room for my thorax 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
1072 I think I see William Shatner on the wing! 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1073 Should we be concerned that no one else took this flight? 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1074 Do you ever wonder why we're here? 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1075 Thank you for not manspreading. 1.3039 0.06353 102 81 11 10
1076 It's all ours now, I suppose. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1077 I had to practically crawl through security. How about you? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1078 And that's why your husband missed the flight?! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1079 This is the last time I pay for extra legs room. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
1080 Oh, uh, yes, I, I totally agree. Lord of the Flies is lousy - Empire of Ants is brilliant. Yes. Definitely. No argument there. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1081 Doubling down on exposure therapy seemed like a good idea. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1082 Wow! The people down there look just like ants! 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1083 Please, help yourself to all of the armrests 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1084 Meal fit for a queen, did you say? 1.3036 0.05927 112 88 14 10
1085 This high up everyone looks like ants. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1086 Don’t start with me about aliens, Karen! 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1087 Wow, the people down there look just like ... um, very small people" 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1088 Wow! Those cars look like... um... really little cars. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1089 I wonder what happened to everyone else on this flight. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1090 Great legroom. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1091 My AUNT! I said, I'm going to visit my AUNT! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1092 I’m going to visit my AUNT in Chicago 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1093 Well, yes, I am surprised to find you reading my latest published work! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1094 I wonder what that women sees out the window that's freaking her out! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1095 Could you sit somewhere else? You're really starting to bug me. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1096 They told me I'd be seated next to a book worm 1.3030 0.05582 132 105 14 13
1097 Hey, has anyone ever told you what the people look like from up here? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1098 They all look like ants down there, scurrying around. Creepy. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1099 Did you get your boarding pass from the Ant-ernet? 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1100 So...I'm going to meet my ant... 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1101 You alone are not afraid of AI! 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1102 So I said to him you don't listen to me and he said I do so, you just don't pay attention, you could be sitting next to a giant ant and would never notice and I said don't be ridiculous there's no such thing as a giant ant and he said... 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1103 Let me guess, you’re more of a leaf through than a page-turning reader. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1104 I’ve always wanted to visit Ant-Arctica. How about you? 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1105 They're coming! One by one! 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1106 The people down there are so small, they look like-uh-termites. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1107 So, you left your shoes at the security line? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1108 Do you suppose the sugar water is complementary in economy? 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1109 You're my comfort ant! Why aren't you doing your job? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1110 Those people down there look just like ants. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1111 I was hoping she’d see my book and get the hint to stay quiet, so I could avoid biting her head off. But here we are. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1112 When you look at the people walking around they look like, uh, never mind. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1113 Flying makes me antsy too. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1114 You can use the center armrest. My husband and I had a romantic evening. So he won’t be joining me. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1115 And to think, a cancelled flight was my big concern! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1116 Stop worrying. I've been flying since I lost my wings. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1117 I can't believe you like that book 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1118 I said, "It's reading Kafka!" 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
1119 From up here people look like....uh...um... very tiny people. 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
1120 Are you the reason they started putting tiny packets of sugar in my inflight meals? 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1121 And I promised myself I'd never fly Kafka Airlines again. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1122 He's my guide for a tour of the former colonies! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1123 I'm just curious, what did you order for dinner? 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1124 So how did you become an emotional support ant? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1125 I’ve got to take Kafka off my summer reading list! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1126 Look, all the people down there look like ants! 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1127 Ewww there's like a hundred ants all lined up on the tarmac. I hope they aren't seriously getting on here. They're all carrying little shitty pieces of leaves and there's a queen and she's pregn— OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!! HELP!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1128 Don't you just love the leg room in these front seats? 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1129 Yeah this edible is hitting for sure 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1130 To be fair, I too am disappointed that I didn’t turn out to be Paul Rudd. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1131 Oh god, now they've discovered Ayn Rand. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1132 Ant - ‘I hope I don’t get someone weird sitting next to me again’ 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1133 I just hope no one weird sits next to us. Don't you hate when that happens??!? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1134 She must be ant-isocial. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1135 I’m not too thrilled to be sitting next to her, either. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
1136 The people look like insects down there. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1137 My antennas get the best reception in this seat. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1138 Gross! He took off his shoes! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1139 This whole empty plane, and he sits next to me. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1140 These seats just aren’t made for folks with a thorax. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1141 Both. Arm. Rests. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1142 These transantlantic flights always make me so antsy, what about you? 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
1143 You’re right, from up here they really do all look like ants. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1144 I do hope the attendant doesn't knock that cart against my knee again. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1145 They do look like, like ... 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1146 Look Gregor! It's Prague! 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1147 Oswald struggled not to be shy as he really felt he should reach out a hand of support to the terrified first-time flyer. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1148 So my pheromones are intolerable. What can I do about it? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1149 You should know, I'm a nervous flyer. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1150 My latest novel will be “Travels With My Ant”. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1151 Your right! They do look like humans down there! 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1152 I've been on Tinder dates worse than this. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
1153 When you were hoping for a nice conversation. 1.2982 0.05835 114 90 14 10
1154 First time flying roach? 1.2982 0.05967 114 91 12 11
1155 Yes, Puerto Rico is still a colony. Why do you ask? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1156 The passenger diversity program has some bugs. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1157 Wow, the people look like ants from way up here! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1158 You’d think I’d broken wind….. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1159 Oh, so I'm the karen now. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1160 I can lift many times my own body weight. Yes, I can help open a door in the event of an emergency. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1161 From way up here, the people all look like, erm, tiny people. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1162 Wow, the ants down there look like people! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1163 Great. Fifteen hours alone on a flight with this absurd human." 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1164 I prefer to fly first class because of the leg room. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1165 1. Let me know if I bug you 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1166 I've had to fly coach since my wings got clipped. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1167 I'm flying to a picnic. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1168 Wait till she sees the bathroom. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1169 It’s a wonder you got through screening. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1170 And he's reading 'Travels with My Aunt'. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1171 I guess she's never seen someone on a plane naked before. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1172 Sorry! I was only trying to point out how tiny those cars look from all the way up here. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1173 It's weird we can fly, right? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1174 What’s the matter, never seen a flying ant before? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1175 Woman to self: WAKE UP NOW!!! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1176 Kafka's unpublished sequel: Gregor Goes on Vacation 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1177 I’ve never been this high up; the people look like ants! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1178 I’m not afraid of book worms but this is a different story. 1.2966 0.05811 118 94 13 11
1179 I must confront my fear of flying ants. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1180 I didn't know ants could be support animals! 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
1181 I’m not normally this nervous flying. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1182 Wow, the ants down there all look as small as cars! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1183 I think your cousin just splattered the window. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1184 Reading Kafka? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1185 Thanks, but I don't think another CBD gummie will help my flying phobia. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1186 Don't worry--I can carry the whole plane. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1187 Oh please. You said you hated full flights. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1188 It'd be worse if he were behind me kicking the seat. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1189 Sigh..."First time visiting the colony?" 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1190 I’m antsy. Are you? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1191 I thought only the people down there looked like ants? 1.2957 0.05790 115 91 14 10
1192 No wonder this flight was so cheap! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1193 Sure, it's o.k. for people down there to look like ants, but . . . . 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1194 If you move, I'll give you my pretzels. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1195 Be calm is not only for humans. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1196 What, you've never seen a flying ant? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1197 Ezell paused his reading to fantasize about joining the mile-high club with a lover not burdened by an exoskeleton. 1.2953 0.05084 149 118 18 13
1198 He said I'm so self-absorbed, I never notice him anymore" 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1199 Kafka gets me...he really gets me. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1200 Does flying make you antsy too? 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1201 Feeling antsy? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1202 This was the only seat available with extra legs room. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1203 If Samuel Alito tries to take this empty seat , I'll take care of him. 1.2952 0.06190 105 84 11 10
1204 You are now free to march about the cabin. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1205 I just hate it when they take off all those shoes! 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1206 I usually fly cargo! 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1207 I'm sorry I sprayed your family 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1208 Microdosing: 0 - Valium: 1 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1209 I was meant for bigger places than your pants. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1210 Typical! No one else on the flight and they stick me next to the guy with long legs. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1211 Oh, no! There are a bunch of Florida State troopers with guns drawn surrounding the plane. Please don’t tell me you’re reading a banned book. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
1212 I thought there would be more people on this flight. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1213 Did you have to pay extra for all that antennaroom? 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1214 The comforts of Air Kafka 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1215 Can it be that I’m in a Kafka novel? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1216 It creeps me out to fly an almost empty flight. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1217 Sharon, please, I'm trying to read. I know they look like me from up here. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1218 Wow! The view up here really messes with your sense of scale, doesn't it? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1219 Don’t bug me, I’m reading 📖 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1220 Just let me know if I'm bugging you. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1221 Are you reading Kafka? 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1222 This guy puts the roach in coach. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1223 In five minutes she will ask me what I’m reading. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1224 Please turn your antennae to airplane mode. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1225 You’re right—they don’t look anything like you.” 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1226 The SWAT team will be here any minute, you know. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1227 No wonder the fare was so low! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1228 Chill,lady - you've read Kafka, right? 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1229 No, I don't think 6 legs should entitle you to three times the leg room. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1230 Well what did you think you’d dream about after taking all those anxiety pills and falling asleep reading Kafka on a plane then hmm?” 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1231 I take it you've never been to Area 51 before 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1232 He better turn those antennae off before we taxi. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1233 Empty plane, think I’ll change seats 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1234 If only she didn't smell so bad. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1235 I never said anythng about a magnifying glass... 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1236 Oh, I fix software problems. And, you? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1237 I think we just ran over your family. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1238 I am so glad you decided to come and meet my parents before the wedding. 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
1239 She was a literary snob. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1240 We are flying on a wing and a praying mantis. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1241 Oh! They do all look like ants down there! 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1242 Hon, why are we the only ones in coach? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1243 Ah, I guess this is why it's called Flying 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1244 Everyone down there looks like...never mind. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1245 Now how am I supposed to describe how tiny those people look from way up here? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1246 They said this airline had bugs in it's reservation system... 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1247 I thought things only looked like ants when we were in the air and they were on the ground. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1248 I love Kafka 's Metamorphosis. " 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1249 ...Not that it's BAD to look like ants! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1250 I guess I didn't really need the extra legroom 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1251 Attention, passengers: we regret to inform you that today’s in-flight snack service has been canceled. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1252 Yes, ants are normally six legged, but the flight attendant insisted that I stow one set in the overhead compartment. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1253 Cross your legs like me and you won’t have to pee so bad. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1254 All the people down there look like little...oh, erm, nevermind. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1255 Can't wait to visit the colony. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1256 My husband was supposed to have the middle seat, but I devoured him. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1257 I’m sorry, I just don’t know another way to describe what people look like from up here. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
1258 Get used to it. Your airbnb won't be a picnic either. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1259 We used to look like ants from this high up. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1260 I'm in coach with my ant. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1261 Who did you think was in boarding group A? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1262 I didn't anticipate THIS!! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1263 My God, Richard! This planet is crawling with humans! Let's go back home. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1264 From this altitude, people seem no more than ants. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1265 Oh My God! There's some creature on the wing! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1266 There must be a hole in TSA screening. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1267 Do you even care that I had to buy all the other seats? You’re a lousy emotional support arthropod. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1268 Oh, and another thing that bugs me, what ever happened to your other two legs? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1269 I'm not sure what kind of giant insect, but it's reading from an anthology. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1270 i think i know your cousin, Mr PotatoHead? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1271 Planes... less fuss than evolving wings 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1272 My aunt doesn't like to fly. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
1273 In the interest of full disclosure, I'm probably going to use the other armrests too... 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1274 No darling, it wasn't a dream 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1275 I get antsy when I fly, too! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1276 Am I the alien, or are you? Why can't we all just get along? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1277 I ate everyone in first class so they moved me back here 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1278 Did you get heartburn from the bag of peanuts, too, or is it just my human stomach? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1279 I've never seen a drink cart disappear like that. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1280 Look, the people look like ants! 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1281 Thanks for the aisle. I need that extra legs room. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1282 Will this flight ever end? I'm getting very antsy. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1283 Oh my God, he's reading The Art of The Deal! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1284 Please put away your tray tables and cover all picnic spreads 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1285 here comes the SWAT team 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
1286 I sure do appreciate the extra-leg room. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1287 Oh sure, the one time the middle seat goes unoccupied… 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1288 This is not what I expected when I purchased the "extra leg" room. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1289 You’re packing light! Where’s your ant-enna? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1290 Wow, from up here, all the people look like tiny ...um, never mind. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1291 For the first time ever, I pray there will be someone in the middle seat. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1292 Really?! "Catcher in the Rye!" 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1293 Wanna play, 'Queen for a Day' ?" 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1294 En route to colonize. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1295 These old airplanes smell a lot like formic acid. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1296 God, strike me dead with a lightning bolt if I even think of booking with Spirit Airlines again. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1297 A good book always makes me a little less antsy while flying. 1.2872 0.06700 94 77 7 10
1298 Clearly, this is no picnic. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1299 Stop bugsplaining 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1300 Why did I ever opt for extra legroom? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1301 The view is beautiful but I see you're reading and I didn't want to bug you! 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1302 We fly economy but the Queen's in business. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1303 Passengers continuing on to Antwerp, please remain on board. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1304 The airlines made you cut off two of your legs so you could fit in your seat? That's horrible! 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1305 Will no one mention the eleph-ant in the room? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1306 Forget flight delays, nothing scares me more than literary ants. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1307 I was able to upgrade from croach. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1308 BELIEVE ME….THIS IS NO PICNIC 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1309 Ugh! It really bugs me when there are plenty of empty seats but some pest has to sit right next to me. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1310 All these empty seats and they had to put me next to a first time flyer?? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1311 At this altitude those people look just like ants. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1312 I'm sure there's a bug in the seat assignment algorithm. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1313 I thought it was “Snakes on a Plane “! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1314 Everybody looks like a-- I mean, like, really little from up here. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1315 Just act normal. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1316 Odd, how people look so tiny from up here, just like ants. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1317 I started transitioning when I was eight 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1318 It could be a crying baby 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1319 'Well, I think you're a little late if you're going to London to see the Queen!' 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1320 I wish this flight didn’t have so many legs. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1321 Re-reading Kafka . . . MISTAKE! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1322 Well, at least we have economy class to ourselves, though I don’t know why. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1323 I knew winning an all expense paid trip to see Adam Ant was too good to be true." 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1324 Yes, they do don't they? 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
1325 Will passenger Gregor Samsa please contact a flight attendant? 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1326 Well, I'm uncomfortable around anyone reading Catcher in the Rye. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1327 For God's sake, lady, you really think I'm going to make a move on you in that horrible white sweater?" 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1328 No wonder I was finally able to use my frequent flier miles! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1329 Oh, sure. Just wait. Some lady with a crying baby will take this middle seat! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1330 I thought I was giving up my aisle seat to a lonely aunt. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1331 Would you like a bite to eat? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1332 So your ex was 'just fine' with mating once a life cycle. Good for her! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1333 Excuse me, but people aren’t supposed to look like ants until we’ll after we’ve taken off. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1334 I'm guessing you wouldn't be interested in joining the mile-high club. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1335 Mama told me not to fly roach. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1336 There are motherfucking ants on this motherfucking plane! 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1337 I wonder why everyone has evacuated?" 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1338 Relax. Travel bugs aren't contagious. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1339 My Queen will be back in a minute… 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1340 Wow! All those people down there look like, ah, umm... 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1341 At least the middle seat will stay empty. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
1342 Unfair! I paid for extra legroom! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1343 Arachnophobia? Get over it. I have 6 legs. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1344 Mary experiences a pang of regret as she realizes that, to go to the bathroom, she will have to bug the passenger in the aisle seat 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1345 I guess that wasn’t a travel sickness pill 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1346 He told me his aunt was big… 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1347 This years’ 4th of July picnic haul was so successful, the colony is sending me to scout new locations. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1348 I wonder what happened to all of the other passengers? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1349 The people down there look like er ah... tiny people. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1350 Thanks for switching seats, I needed the extra leg room. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1351 Yes, taking off can be scary. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1352 They really think we just walk everywhere 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1353 Flying has gotten far too Kafkaesque 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1354 Hmmm. You look familiar. Are you by chance a shirttail relative of a guy named Gregor? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1355 No, I don't want to see your ant porn. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1356 No, lady, they don’t look like ants from up here 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1357 Yeah, just headed out to a picnic in Peoria, you? 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1358 Ugh, disgusting. He took his shoes off. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1359 Happiness is reading Kafka in first class. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1360 Pray for me 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1361 Are you sure you can handle the Exit Row door? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1362 If that's a bible you're reading I guess you really are a praying mantis. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1363 See, this is exactly why I read instead of binging The Twilight Zone before bed. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1364 'You were crawling all over that woman in business class.' 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1365 Honey, we aren’t pulling into Terminal A, it says Terminix! 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1366 Don't worry, you won't get stepped on by these 35,000 feet. 1.2842 0.06465 95 77 9 9
1367 I didn't realize Kafka's writing was biographical. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1368 Oh, my God! I can't believe my parents are meeting us on the tarmac. Please do not embarrass me by carrying your suitcase over your head. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1369 Just my luck - never the hot guy 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1370 The others are in the overhead. Not to worry. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1371 Can You move a Rubber Tree Plant. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1372 I requested seats with extra legroom, not EXTRA LEG room…! 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1373 I thought incorporating bugs into the flight experience was a metaphor! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1374 I think I see your dad from up here 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1375 Looks like your friends are swarming to meet you. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1376 Just waiting here calmly, reading my book, until climate change works its magic, and we take over. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1377 I love my husband’s family, but I’m never traveling with his aunt again. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1378 He’s reading Ant Porn ! 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1379 Oh great. He's going to order grasshopper after grasshopper. 1.2832 0.05825 113 91 12 10
1380 I’ve never flown with a queen before! 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1381 My boyfriend is an exterminator. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1382 I specifically asked not to be seated next to a screaming human 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1383 I don't suppose you would like to join me for a picnic after we arrive in New York? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1384 No, please go on. The people down there look like what exactly? 1.2830 0.06107 106 86 10 10
1385 They overbooked the last flight with the rest of my colony. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1386 No pretzels, I’ll just have my usual nectar on the rocks 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1387 OMG,what if he hits on me? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1388 Oh, relax. I'm an army ant. If anything, you should be thanking me for my service! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1389 Feeling a little antsy? Yeah, I get that when when I fly, too. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1390 I’m feeling antimidated. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1391 These antxiety meds better kick in before takeoff. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1392 You didn't see how many we put on the other plane. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1393 Would you prefer the window seat 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1394 When my husband returns from the restroom, he'd like a word about the armrest. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1395 At least she can't step on me. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1396 Don’t worry, ma’am. This is not my first time in the Exit Row. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1397 I miss first class. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1398 Everyone down there looks like you. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1399 Nervous by nature, Brenda's sleepless week of engine failure nightmares had not prepared her for this. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1400 Oh, God, I must have used one of Steve’s mushroom tea bags 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1401 0nly when I molt 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1402 If it helps, I'm your great ant, not to be confused with your grandparents sister. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1403 So, who do you think brought the cocaine into the White House? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1404 It really just bugs me when someone takes the seat near mine when so many others are available! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1405 They always know when the inflight snacks are coming. 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
1406 I get a little antsy on flights too. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1407 and I din't bring a book. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1408 No need to panic, your uncle just went to the lavatory…… 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1409 Screw the ant! Is that William Shatner on the wing? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1410 I sure wish I knew how to fly. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1411 I'm nervous enough already - stop bugging me. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1412 Let Us Spray! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1413 I'm feeling a bit antsy! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1414 Please tell me you're an Air Marshal and really, really undercover. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1415 Don't you just love Kafka? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1416 So would this be any easier for you if I was somebody's Uncle ? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1417 Oh for pity's sake Henry, would you just put your book down for once and look at what's happening on the tarmac! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1418 Your mate is hanging on to the wing for dear life. I wonder why he won't come back in. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1419 Aren't you all supposed to have SIX legs?? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1420 God I hope she doesn’t want to talk. I want to finish my book 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1421 From this height, I’m used to people looking like ants. But this is a bit much! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1422 Of all the gin joints... 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1423 This flight is costing me an arm and a leg (I used to be a hexapod) 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1424 Yeah, I'm flying to visit my aunt too. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1425 How many relatives did you say were waiting for you!? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1426 Thank heaven for once I didn't get the middle seat! 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1427 So this is how you fire ants are migrating north.... 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1428 Now aren't you glad you took my advice and paid for the extra leg room? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1429 I think I’m coming down with a bug! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1430 'Don't worry. I paid for extra legs room.' 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1431 Let me guess, everyone looks like ants from up here. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1432 Another hysterical woman. Honestly I can never get away from them. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1433 Air travel never disappoints. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1434 From this high up, the people look like similes. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1435 I need more legs room. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1436 Ugg he is reading Lady Chatterly’s Lover”. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1437 And just like that, Anton knew he wouldn’t be finishing his novel on this flight. 1.2796 0.06728 93 77 6 10
1438 Stop Bugging Me! 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1439 Look at those people down there, they look like ants! 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1440 Adam, are you sure those gummies were for anxiety? 1.2793 0.05889 111 90 11 10
1441 So...watcha reading? 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1442 At least he's not a bookworm. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1443 All I said was, ‘Business or pleasure.’ 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1444 I’m in the twilight zone 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1445 I'm not worried, I survive everything. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1446 And I've been worried about ants in my kitchen 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1447 I feel like having a bite to eat. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1448 Uggh, she’s reading that old book and not the kindle version. Creepy. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1449 So we’re both going to visit our ants…? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1450 And here I thought there wasn't going to be a meal on this flight. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1451 I think I know why this plane is empty now! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1452 You pay extra for legroom, and then they come marching in. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1453 I awoke to find myself the victim of another chatty seatmate. Drone, drone, drone. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1454 Well, I suppose everybody down there looks normal to you. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1455 Surprising what gets past security these days isn’t it. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1456 Is it flying ant season already? 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1457 What’s in the middle seat? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1458 I suppose you're tired of browsing the web 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1459 Let's hope nobody has the middle seat. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1460 All those ants look like people from way up here. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1461 Are your pronouns "They" or "Them"? 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1462 Thanks for the aisle seat,the leg and head space make the flight bearable ! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1463 Gregor, I know you've changed a lot but I think our relationship needs a metamorphosis too. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1464 I'll bet you're really tired of "don't bug me" jokes. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1465 This is your captain speaking Please turn on airplane mode if your antennae are up 1.2783 0.05733 115 93 12 10
1466 God, I hate flying. What about you? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1467 Why would you rather read a book than talk to me? Am I not your type? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1468 You've probably heard this before, but from up here everyone looks... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1469 I'M bugging YOU? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1470 Go ahead and say it. The people down there are so small, they look like... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1471 Stop calling me 'aunt.' 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1472 I'm glad someone's enjoying the extra legroom 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1473 You can see why they made me buy two seats. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1474 You know, from up here, the ants look like the size of humans! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1475 From up here, ants always look like ants. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1476 And then the ants came! Ruined the whole party! I hate ants and hope they all die! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1477 Did I say ants? I meant to say those people looked like they were from France. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1478 Leg room. Am I right? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1479 Wasn't your husband just in the middle seat? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1480 Fear of flying hasn't changed 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1481 Young lady, from my end, it's no picnic either. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1482 I think my seat mate was just eaten by his “comfort pet” 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1483 Ya know, my ancestors invented this form of travel. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1484 All those ants down below look like people. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1485 It's metamorphosis. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1486 You’ve changed, Spencer. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1487 My God,this plane is bugged! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1488 I hope he's got airplane mode enabled. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1489 From up here, everyone looks like a very specific type of insect, the name of which escapes me! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1490 For the first time ever, I hope that the guy in the middle seat is huge" 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1491 Yes, I have read “How to Eat Humans Out of House and Home” and no, you cannot have my phone numbe. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1492 Do you know where my husband went? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1493 Flying is no picnic anymore, don’t you agree? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1494 You should try reading some Franz Kafka. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1495 I'd share a cab, but I'm not staying in your colony. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1496 Why my row? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1497 Pretend I am giant bug I say. That’ll take your mind off your fear of flying I say. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1498 I can't believe that I paid for extra leg room! 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1499 Someone's always blocking the aisle 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1500 Hey look! Look! All those people down there look like tiny An…..NOMALIES!” …..(Phewhhhh! Great save! 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1501 What if he asks my opinion? I hated that book! 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1502 I hitched a ride. The extra leg room and emotional support human were a bonus. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1503 Boy, that Darwin was right on the money! 1.2759 0.05556 116 93 14 9
1504 I can’t hold it much longer 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1505 From up here they look just like - ha - um, tiny people? 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1506 I can't believe it. Who reads books these days? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1507 OMG, I've shrunk! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1508 Well, at least I got the window seat. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1509 It's not you, these small planes just make me nervous. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1510 Oh, sure you're calm - YOU won't die by falling from this height!! 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1511 I didn't mean that comment about our picnic being spoiled to come out that way. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1512 Wow from up here everyone looks like… uhhh, nevermind 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1513 I never should've stopped seeing that exterminator. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1514 As long as he doesn't clip his nails... 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1515 This is the last time I fly Picnic Airlines. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1516 I hope she don't give birth. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1517 Do you think this cartoon makes my thorax look fat? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1518 ...don't mention boric acid, don't mention boric acid, don't... 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1519 That woman really bugs me. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1520 I asked for coach fare not roach! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1521 Why is there a grasshopper on the runway holding a sign saying “Don’t leave me…I’ll quit fiddling around!”?? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1522 They're going to need ten people to lift all that baggage! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1523 I think that I should have identified those mushrooms before I ate them ! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1524 There’s a gross bug in the window RIGHT next to me! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1525 Should we put something on the middle seat so people think it’s taken? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1526 We were on our way to our honeymoon but then I ate him. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1527 Any idea what happened to the other passengers? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1528 I hope its not reading the Koran. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1529 No, I said I wanted to visit my AUNT. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1530 Honey, you are not going to believe what I see on the wing! Honey? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1531 Feeling a bit antsy before takeoff. 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1532 Congratulations. You have the best middle-seat story in any conversation for the rest of your life." 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1533 Please stop calling everyone, 'sugar'. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1534 Yes, Mr. Mantis, I am praying." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1535 We're so high up. Those people on the ground look like you. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1536 Bet you didn’t realize how much flying United was like reading ‘The Metamorphosis’ until now. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1537 I’m a myrmecologist. What do you do? 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1538 This motherfucker 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1539 It’s more the fact that there’s only two of us on this flight that’s affecting my suspension of disbelief right now. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1540 That is quite a frightening tale, Mr. Samsa! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1541 Antsy? No, I'm just admiring this amazing wing. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1542 Wow, they really do look like... 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1543 This is the first time I would actually be glad to see a spider. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1544 I didn't know they were making a sequel without the snakes. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1545 But I DO apologize for smashing so many of your people... 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1546 I thought people were supposed to look like ants from a plane. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1547 What's bugging her? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1548 I hope you're not going to be a pest on this flight. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1549 Still beats Spirit... 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1550 I paid for the legroom, I’m going to use the legroom. That’s the hill I’m going to die on. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1551 When I answered the add, 'Wanted someone to travel with my ant', free ticket provided,' I thought it was a misprint!!! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1552 They told me the plane had been debugged! 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1553 They all look like ants from up here to me, too, lady. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1554 I just hope he has enough leg, leg, leg, leg, leg, leg room. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1555 This book is boring. I’m so ready for dinner. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1556 I don't want to worry you, but there's a bunch of soldiers waiting for us with a giant can of Raid. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1557 Sorry, I’m a bit nervous. It’s my first time flying. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1558 Trust me, I'm an antrepreneur. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1559 I always sit up here for extra elbows room. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1560 Here's the weird thing. He's reading Dostoevsky. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1561 I just hope there's not a crying larva sitting next to me the entire flight. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1562 I Finally Score the Exit Row with all the legroom..... 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1563 Damn, here comes the grasshopper! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1564 Don't let me bug you. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1565 The irony is I chose this row because it has extra leg room... 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1566 I get this everywhere I go. It's just because I'm black! 1.2717 0.06392 92 75 9 8
1567 Oh! I mean... pants! I said, they all look like little pants ...is what I said. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1568 Jiminy Cricket! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1569 I can handle you looks, Gregor, but Tucker Carlson's "Ship of Fools?" Really???? 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1570 What have you done with my lunch? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1571 Neither worker or soldier; Gigolo. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1572 Getting through security was no picnic. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1573 It really creeps me out how much people resemble ants from this height! 1.2710 0.06023 107 88 9 10
1574 You've got a lot of family down there to greet you. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1575 You shouldn't be flying Arachnid Airlines. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1576 ... even worse, he hogs the armrest. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1577 And I thought manspreading was bad. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1578 Don’t worry honey, I only bite off my husband’s head! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1579 When the tri-fecta of flying, window, armrest and empty seat, does not bring happiness. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1580 Excuse me M'aam...Do you spell decapitate with one "P" or two? 1.2708 0.06366 96 79 8 9
1581 I just refuse to fly roach. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
1582 OMG, I think we are flying over Area 51! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1583 I also hate the bulkhead row. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1584 Fiiiiiiine. May I use the bathroom, Queen? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1585 I agree the upgrade for extra leg room was well worth it. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1586 From up here the ants look like people. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1587 Wow, you're right! Everyone does look like you now. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1588 Nail clippers are not allowed. But giant pincers,no problem! 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1589 Wonder where the rest of the colony will be sitting? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1590 I hate to bug you, but I meant I was saving that seat for my mom’s sister. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1591 I foolishly assumed this new aircraft didn't have any bugs. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1592 You seem to have flown before Is the plane always this empty? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1593 Pull it together lady, it’s an Exit Row. We have a job to do. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1594 Does she think I’m a spider 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1595 Let us make your next flight a picnic" was a cute promotion 'til now. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1596 I've got to do something about these acid trip flashbacks... 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1597 Actually, we prefer "arthropod American." 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1598 I think we just entered the Twilight Zone. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1599 It's always so good to get out of the mound for a few days. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1600 Oh, yeah? Everyone looks like me from up here? So tired of this. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1601 The people look like ants from this distance. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1602 I regret my wing clipping surgery 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1603 The people on the ground look like ants from way up here. Turns out,up close too. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1604 Sorry but I don’t date frequent flyers. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1605 Everyone looks so small from up here, like ants. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1606 And then I missed my connection, and I had to spend the night at O'Hare, and I couldn't get comfortable, but then I went to get a latte and they were out of milk, and now I have another stop in Denver, and who knows where my luggage is... 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1607 Crap! I left my book at home! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1608 Now I’m hoping for someone in the middle seat…. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1609 I try and read so I won’t be disturbed by a nervous flier . 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1610 I get antsy if I don't have enough leg room. And why is she making that face? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1611 I’m glad I paid for extra legroom 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1612 Gosh, that book he´s reading...it´s disgusting! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1613 Let me guess. You're reading Stephen King. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1614 Jeff Goldblum is taller in person 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1615 You know, you're right - on second glance they look more like aphids. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1616 Wait. This is business class?! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1617 I booked Entomology not economy? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1618 Air travel bugs some people 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1619 So, are you enjoying Kafka? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1620 My God -- he's reading Ray Bradbury. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1621 That's why I don't sit by the window. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1622 The airline offers extra legs room. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1623 It's time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1624 What the hell is he reading? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1625 Oh, I’m sorry, is my reading light bugging you? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1626 Do you ever get antsy on these flights? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1627 I always book an aisle seat. More leg room. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1628 Every time we fly together you turn into a pest. 1.2685 0.05825 108 88 11 9
1629 I'll never meet that tall, dark stranger. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1630 This airline has a travel bug problem. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1631 Tell me when you see the Dutch AntHilles. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1632 ....still can't believe I won this 'Queen-For-A-Day' vacation!... 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1633 "Would you like to see some photos of my larvae?" 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1634 I'm so glad I got vaccinated. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1635 At least you're not in my pants..." 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1636 This is not what I meant when I said that air traveling has become Kafkaesque 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1637 I suppose it was the leg room that sold you on this airline? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1638 I promise not to bug you. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1639 How can we land with all these little hills on the runway? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1640 Of all the flights in the world, I wind up next to Franz Kafka. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1641 She's really going to complain to me about her kids? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1642 No, the ticket was for my AUNT Abigail! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1643 They were supposed to take over the earth, not leg room. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1644 Well, that's what all of them down there look like, no offense! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1645 HOW MANY times have you read “The Metamorphosis” 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1646 No. I can't move so you can sit with the rest of your family. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1647 You remind me of my aunt. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1648 Thank God for extra leg room! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1649 Everybody looks like you down there. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1650 I risk my life each day going on sidewalks; you’ll live. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1651 Hope you don't read this human as anxiety-sweat scented picnic. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1652 I should have asked for an aisle seat. I have to pee so bad! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1653 Gosh, from way up here, all the people down there look like… um… nevermind. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1654 These seats are really crummy. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
1655 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Anty Em. 1.2673 0.06116 101 83 9 9
1656 Gee, from up here all the people look like…,um, little people. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1657 Well, you did tell Alexa you wanted to fly with your ANT 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1658 FYI, the middle seat gets both armrests. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1659 From up here, everyone looks like tiny little — oops, sorry, is that racist? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1660 When you said you booked a seat for your ant too, I thought you meant... 1.2672 0.05659 116 95 11 10
1661 Why do you suppose the plane is so empty? 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1662 Are you telling me you never get antsy? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1663 Are you visiting your aunt, as well? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1664 You're right lady, everything looks so tiny up here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1665 Boy he's buggin' me! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1666 Look darling, they call me Queen for a reason... 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1667 You,too,can have your own emotional support human 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1668 Insect aside... 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1669 Flights are getting longer and longer these days 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1670 Excuse me sir, due to FAA regulations you'll have to collapse your antennas for takeoff and landing 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1671 Relax, no reason to get antsy 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1672 OK, fine, you're not a flying ant. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1673 God, I hope she doesn’t take her shoes off. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1674 Omigod,they really do look like ants from up here! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1675 Something seems different about you today Mr. Samsa. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1676 Why couldn't he just fly roach? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1677 Hopefully he'll wait until the food comes to him. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1678 Better than the last guy ! 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1679 If only she’d fear more quietly” 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1680 Extra leg-room and carry-on sweets for six hours, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1681 Sir? We are going to need you to move your tarsi out of the aisle. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1682 Love the leg room. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1683 I assume you're traveling for work? 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1684 Believe me I have no interest in moving any closer to you or "bugging" you during the flight! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1685 Oddly I’ve never feared flying, until now. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1686 I can’t believe I got mansplained to by an ant 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1687 Thanks to Economy Plus, I don't have to have my knees behind my neck. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1688 Hmm... this is no picnic for me either Miss. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1689 please, just ignore my hum 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1690 I didn't know ants could fly. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1691 After a relaxing Fourth of July, the queen heads home to her colony 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1692 What? I paid for the extra legs room. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
1693 Wow, the ants look like people at this height. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1694 Do I note a certain antipathy? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1695 I always take the aisle in case I get antsy 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1696 Sorry, I get antsy on flights. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1697 My God, he's reading Proust! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1698 OMG the lady the middle seat was just there!? 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1699 They look like bugs from here 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1700 I will enjoy this trip. I will enjoy this trip... 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1701 I’ve been transferred to a new colony. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1702 I know, I wish I were a winged ant too! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1703 With one glaring exception, this flight has certainly been no picnic. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1704 You're not going to like what you see when we land. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1705 can’t meet men when you have to sit with your ant. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1706 And I was told I was travelling with an aunt. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1707 I guess you could say it's flying ant season 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1708 I used to be nervous about flying too. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1709 Your entire family is meeting you at baggage claim? How nice... 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1710 I have unfortunate news about your cousin. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1711 Shatner had it easy! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1712 I thought it was a microdose. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1713 I'm afraid it's also your last trip to Australia: that spray wasn't air freshener. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1714 I thought flying with the queen meant first class. 1.2642 0.06040 106 88 8 10
1715 I'm single and I plan to stay that way. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1716 I'm visiting my aunt. And you? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1717 Everybody looks like ants down there. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1718 Yuck. It's not wearing shoes. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1719 It's called "a book", and there is no reason to freak out. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1720 Oh Oh! They're loading a huge anteater! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1721 I’m sorry? Everyone down there looks like what exactly? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1722 I can see the Hollywood sign. Good luck with your auditions. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1723 I'd just like you to know .. I am a beetle, not a brown beetle! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1724 No madam I am not reading Metamorphos 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1725 I see you haven’t read your Kafka 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1726 From this high up, people look like...uh...nevermind 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1727 I picked the wrong day to give up reading Kafka. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1728 How do you like your book? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1729 Miss, respectfully, I'm saving us from a middle-seat pest. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1730 Gosh, those people down there look like ants. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1731 Well, that's the last time I'll be travelling with my chihuahua. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1732 Don't be alarmed - flying makes me antsy. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1733 Relax, i’m a registered comfort animal. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1734 Funny how small everything seems from up here. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1735 We survive the apocalypse, why would I worry?" 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1736 Not that it's bad that from up here the people look like ants... 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1737 It's true. From here, everyone looks like an ant! 1.2632 0.06208 95 78 9 8
1738 I REALLY hope someone sits in the middle seat! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1739 I am worried Antrew...My family has never liked any of my boyfriends!. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1740 At least you can keep your shoes on! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1741 I need an aisle seat to stretch my legs. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1742 I said I'd never fly Spirit again... 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1743 She should try my A-n-tivan. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1744 How do humans sneak in everywhere? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1745 I hope you’re enjoying the upgrade to comfort plus. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1746 Hey anyone, I’m flying home and am two seats away from a gigantic sexless Ant and I can’t even go to the bathroom. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1747 Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1748 Is that your ride home? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1749 It's the Journey, not the destination.It's the Journey, not the destination. It's the Journey, not the destination. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1750 I am the aunt you never met. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1751 Don’t worry. I never eat airplane food. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1752 Sweetie, turbulence is the least of your problems... 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1753 Don't look now, but William Shatner is on the wing 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1754 Actually, they all look more like termites. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1755 Can you pray for both of us? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1756 My colony revolted against its queen and now I finally have freedom to travel and sight see. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1757 No, really! They look more like termites to me. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1758 Actually, no, I can't lift forty times my weight with my jaws. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1759 My brother was in the army, too. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1760 Can you please put your socks back on? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1761 This is not what I had in mind when they said “extra legroom” 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1762 My name is Gregor Samsa. Nice to meet you. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1763 I have a centipede cousin who refuses to fly anymore 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1764 Uh....no.... If I were the queen I'd be in First. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1765 Don’t worry, I’m not hungry. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1766 Take it up with the queen lady! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1767 I think I see the queen! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1768 So, did you use a lot of miles to fly up here instead of down with the swarm? 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1769 And I told my office not to bug me while I'm traveling. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1770 Is she going to just sit there like a lump the whole flight and not even read? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1771 Don’t bug me! 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1772 I first read Kafka last summer. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1773 I hope a really fat person takes the middle seat 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1774 You’ll be a huge addition to our inflight picnic. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1775 Is the window seat making you feel too antsy? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1776 I hated that book. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1777 Oh no, he's reading Ant Rand. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1778 I sure hope they serve Raid on this flight. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1779 I think I 'm on the wrong plane. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1780 Apparently, not all Ants are constantly working. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1781 I'm sorry.... is my reading light bugging you? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1782 You look like a person up here. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1783 Excuse me! Is your wife going to be sitting in the middle seat? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1784 Don't look now but I think there is a Terminex truck on the tarmac 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1785 Elinor did her best to self-soothe after her row-mate buckled in, but brunettes REALLY creeped her out. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1786 I can now officially be classified as a flying insect. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1787 They all look just like you. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1788 Nice having the empty seat between us. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1789 I'm not sure which one of us is more antsy. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1790 Worst. Book. Ever. hope he doesn't want to talk about it. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1791 I don't care if you call it an arm or a leg rest, I paid for that middle seat and you're not getting it 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1792 I hope this doesn't sound racist, but from up here everyone looks like ants. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1793 You must have excellent Wi-Fi reception, with those antennas! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1794 Ants on a Train 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1795 The first time I visited your planet,writing had yet to be invented. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1796 Yes, it is Kafkaesque! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1797 I go to just one picnic a year… 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1798 Oh? Not a fan of Kafka? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1799 Who’s flying this plane!??? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1800 I wonder why all those drones are following us. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1801 Isn’t it just weird how cars on the freeway look just like ants from up here? 1.2597 0.07016 77 64 6 7
1802 I didn't know the airline meant actual 'bugs' when they said new features! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1803 From this height, all the people look like ants. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1804 Quit bugging me. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1805 Don't worry. You are not my type. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1806 We're so high up, the people down there look like-- oh, no offense! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1807 I hope nobody heavy sits in the middle 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1808 Ah, wingless. I get it. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1809 Relax, lady. I'm an undercover U. S. Marshal. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1810 I don't know whats worse, this or paying $8.00 for water at the airport. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1811 I like to beat the swarm. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1812 Oh brother, the fight for the arm rest is going to be interesting. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1813 Do not disturb me or I’ll bite your head off. 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
1814 Don't panic,I don't bite when I'm reading. 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
1815 The whole colony?!!! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1816 Well, this is awkward. I thought you were his aunt. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1817 Uh-oh...there's some anty-aircraft fire coming at us... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1818 Please someone take the middle…Please someone take the middle… 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1819 Okay, keep the window seat. Sorry I asked. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1820 Relax, I don’t do the pants thing anymore 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1821 If she takes her shoes off, I’m going to climb the walls… 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1822 - "Wow, everyone really does look like ants from up here!" 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1823 This is what I get for booking economy class. someone who acts like they never seen an ant before. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1824 they gave me such a rough time about bringing my Support Human on this flight 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1825 From way up here, they kind of look like you! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1826 This book is so good. I certainly hope that woman doesn't bug me! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1827 So those ants really were the size of people 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1828 Wonder what would Freud make of this? 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1829 From this height, the ants look like people. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1830 Wow, we all look like teeny, tiny ants from up here. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1831 What is a worker ant doing in first class? 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1832 Ant-high social behavior 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1833 Well, it's not the scariest thing I've seen on a plane 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1834 Next time they offer 'coffee, tea, or ayahuasca,' I'm taking the tea. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1835 Chill, babe, I won’t bug you. Not my type. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1836 My first time in a plane. The people down there look like, um, never mind! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1837 Sorry, I didn't mean to talk your antenna off. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1838 Great leg room and thorax support, but I’m quite disappointed with the headrest situation. Don’t you agree? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1839 I won't bug you if you don't bug me 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1840 I mainly fly for the Biscoff cookie crumbs. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1841 Imagine how uncomfortable it is for me! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1842 I paid extra for the leg room. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1843 I would've preferred snakes. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1844 Feel free to spread out. My husband won't be coming back. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1845 Would you please keep all your legs in front of your own seat? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1846 What? You've never seen a flying ant before? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1847 The lady doth protest too much. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
1848 Maybe I don’t need the extra legroom. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1849 It's not you, Carl. It's me. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1850 This can’t be right… this was supposed to be an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, on his private jet—Trump doesn’t read!! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1851 It's by Kafka and it's like totally rocking my world 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1852 Where did you say you are from? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1853 A grasshopper might calm my nerves. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1854 I can't read on planes. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1855 He’s not wearing a mask! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1856 I sense my family is about to board. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1857 "Tales from the Ant World" by Edward O. Wilson. Have you read it? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1858 Turns out the 'Ant-arctic' flights are a bit more literal than I'd imagined. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1859 So, is this your way of branching out from the colony? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1860 Oh Dear... It's reading Kafka ! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1861 Um... what happened to the guy in the center seat?... And the kid who was kicking your chair?... And all the flight attendants? 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1862 Of all the UFOs in all the planets in all the galaxies,you had to choose this bulkhead. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1863 I sure wish I hadn't forgotten my kindle book. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1864 Getting antsy. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1865 Extra leg(s) room is key. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1866 I'll pretend to read my book, and then they won't bug me. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1867 I was impressed he got TSA PreCheck. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1868 Put some clothes on! 1.2564 0.05583 117 97 10 10
1869 Bzz bzz bzz 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1870 It's always just you and me on these flights to Chernobyl." 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1871 I can’t believe it. I’m sitting next to Jeff Goldblum. 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
1872 I'm not saying they all look the same, just that from up here... 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1873 I’ll never pay for extra legroom again” 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1874 Oh Good God. The world does not need another Eat, Pray, Love enthusiast. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1875 Will he trip me if I change seats? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1876 For passengers just waking up from a fever dream, we want to thank you for flying Kafka Airlines. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1877 I hate turbulants. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1878 Go on. Say it. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1879 Ugh out of all the flights in the world, I pick the one my ex is on 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1880 ... and then he just sat there, like I'm lunch meat or something, so I said ... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1881 OMG! Jeff Goldblum! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1882 I thought I reserved that seat for my ant. 1.2558 0.05195 129 106 13 10
1883 Turbulence makes me antsy. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1884 I'm, like, totally buggin', too! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1885 I don't know about you, but landings always make me antsy. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1886 Well,you did request the gate officers to direct your ant to your row. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1887 At least the middle seat is open 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1888 I guess I should be glad he’s not ant-spreading 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1889 Actually it was more comfortable sitting on the wing 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1890 Stop freaking, I don't bite! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1891 It’s all about perspective my dear. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1892 No. I have not read Charlotte’s Web. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1893 TAKE YOUR FEET OUT OF THE AISLE 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1894 Don't think of me as a bug; think of me as a feature. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1895 yes, this is a scary book 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1896 At least you're not like one of, you know, "Them!" 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1897 He’s reading War and Peace?! Now I’m embarrassed to bring out my Danielle Steele novel! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1898 I'm an Infestment Advisor. You 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1899 Relax- I am an emotional support cricket 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1900 No more burritos before bed! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1901 She's Karen. I'm a Flying Ant. Hit the subscribe button if you want to see the end. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1902 No, I'm not going to Area 51, thank you. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1903 So much for this being a ‘No Fly Zone’. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1904 ...and... by... that... I mean, uh, they appear to be very industrious and noble with a... rich heritage. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1905 Me? To the Colonies? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1906 Don't get me started on the air traffic out of Pluto. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1907 They're confiscating sugar. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1908 I know we haven’t taken off yet, so why do the people already look like ants? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1909 And I thought sitting next to a pig on my last flight was unbelievable. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1910 Attention all passengers. We will soon be landing in Ant-arctica. Thank you for flying New Frontiers Airlines--taking you where no one else is willing to go! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1911 Don't you hate it when they douse themselves in perfume? 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1912 Why didn't I take the re-booking offer? Why didn't I take the re-booking offer? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1913 And it’s just my luck that the TSA confiscated my nine-ounce bottle of big spray. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1914 I remember that book---a real page turner---but in the end the hero gets squashed like a bug. 1.2551 0.06035 98 81 9 8
1915 Well, now I'm not sure how high we are. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1916 From up here, they all look as tiny as ants. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1917 I’m single. Are you? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1918 I saved you for last because I like you. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1919 Being on the aisle really bugs me. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1920 This is absolutely the last time I fly roach. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1921 Oh God, he’s reading Infinite Jest. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1922 Folks on the ground look like ants. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1923 Oh! People look small as ants! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1924 Linda always was an antsy flier 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1925 I always grab an isle seat…more leg room. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1926 I'll bet the Grasshopper gets to sit in first class. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1927 That's right. We can read. We're excellent engineers and architects. And we're cannibals. Do you have a problem with that? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1928 I am what you humans call a ‘spirit animal!’ 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1929 We've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1930 I'm so glad we got out of Chernobyl! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1931 her: I wish I was anywhere else but here. him: OMG, I'm colonizing the shit out of this place. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1932 And to think I was bitching about the window seat. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1933 Ok. Maybe “invasive species” was a little harsh… 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1934 I was so starstruck when I saw Jeff Goldblum on the flight with me. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1935 All the seats in the world and they had to stick me next to the anxious one. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1936 Don't worry, I can fly 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1937 Are you having an existential crisis, lady? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1938 humans aren't the only ones who struggle with work-life balance, you know... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1939 Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck please don’t let him notice I shat myself 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1940 I get a little antsy on flights 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1941 Is that your baby in the seat between us? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1942 This must be part of the No Frills Package! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1943 That's the last time I pay for extra leg room.... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1944 They say from an airplane, people on the ground look as tiny as ants. I guess that's after you take off. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1945 As Jen Lee awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her window aisle seat into some sort of human 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1946 And after successfully completing my mating flight I die. How about you? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1947 I thought that they'd worked out the bugs. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1948 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed to a frequent flyer using his points for extra leg room 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1949 Coming to Theaters This Summer... Wasps in Coach. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1950 Oh,relax. You're the uninvited guest...I live here. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1951 I had to take this flight. I lost my wings after I had this wild evening with the Queen. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1952 Everyone looks like ants at 33,000 feet in the air. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1953 Let me know if you need to get to the aisle so you don’t have to crawl over me. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1954 I will never again say they look like ants. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1955 Whatever it is that you are reading out loud, sir, is scaring me. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1956 Just be grateful I only booked extra legroom for two pairs 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1957 I didn't take it my fortune cookie seriously. It said something about meeting someone tall, dark, and handsome who I would marry! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1958 please don't talk to me PLEASE don't talk to me PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME ! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1959 If only I had brought a book too. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1960 Jeez! And I used to think a crying baby was bad. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1961 Are you flying alone? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1962 ET going home 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1963 At least he was courteous enough to book both seats. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1964 Oh no! We are landing on an alien planet! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1965 Can you read me the part where Alice gets home? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1966 We’re welcoming Group One, our Executive Platinum Insecta Class passengers for boarding… 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1967 What y'all lookin' at , never seen a book before? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1968 Wow, from up here everyone looks like little...Oh, sorry. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1969 If it really bugs you I could put my seat belt back on. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1970 This is the last time I request the bulkhead. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1971 Whoa. So if from up here, the people look like ants, that means the ants must look like ... 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1972 Kafka? No, can't say that I have. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1973 I knew it was a bad idea to take those black market Xanax before the flight 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1974 I specifically asked to be seated by a cutie not a cootie 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1975 The people look as small as, well, you know. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1976 I don’t mean to bug you but would you mind wearing your seatbelt. -Taylor S Boston, Mass 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1977 There are two f-16s on our wing. Are you sure security cleared you to fly to D.C. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1978 It’s creepy how all the people down there look like ants, huh? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1979 They sat me next to a nervous flyer again. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
1980 And where, pray tell, are all the passengers? 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1981 So… where ya from? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1982 Those cars down there look like little, uh, whatever. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1983 Antarctica, Antiqua, Antwerp....why is he ALWAYS on the same trip as me??? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1984 Five stopovers just to get to Centari Five is ridiculous! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1985 I’m visiting my twenty quadrillion cousin removed. What about you? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1986 It's not like I'm a snake. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1987 From up here, people look like...small...people. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1988 Wow, from up here all the people really Do look like ants. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1989 I want to go back to wearing a mask 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1990 The guy in seat "B" has been gone a really long time. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1991 All of a sudden, I am not afraid of heights anymore. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1992 I'd be more comfortable with Snakes on a Plane... 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1993 And I was worried about snakes on a plane... 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1994 Well, no. It’s not praying. It’s reading. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1995 What a horrible typo! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1996 No,I am not reading Kafka. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1997 Why did I choose to fly to the picnic? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1998 I’m feeling very antsy..but can’t figure out why. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1999 Oh no! They've learned to fly! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2000 Ants on a Plane” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2001 Where is that usually unwanted 350 pound gorilla for this middle seat? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2002 Oh God! Trapped on the tarmac, next to a giant ant, in an inscrutable New Yorker cartoon! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2003 Sigh. Of all the L trains in all the towns in all the world,he walks into mine. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2004 Yes, paying for the extra legroom is well worth the price. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2005 I'm the star of a low budget movie called "Ants on a Plane" 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2006 Are you feeling somewhat alone in First Class? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2007 In the unlikely event of a water landing, attach the life vest around your chest or thorax, whichever is applicable. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2008 Migration used to be so tedious. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2009 Why are we heading straight for a picnic!? 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2010 They look like you down there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2011 Would you prefer the aisle seat? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2012 New to the extinction survivors' club, I assume? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2013 The newlyweds had just announced they would join the "Mile High" club.....and then he was gone! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2014 There's lots of leg room once you've eaten most of the passengers. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
2015 I think I see seat E coming. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2016 There’s an anthill where the Capitol should be. I think we’re ready to discuss terms.” 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2017 I can’t believe they made me gate-check my wings either! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2018 My aunt used to read to me when I was a kid, and I hated it, this is worse… 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2019 I’m glad I upgraded to an aisle seat. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2020 Grrr... Someone clearly doesn't have the travel bug. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2021 The city looks like an anthill. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2022 You know what they say. Where there's one . . . 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2023 Have you read Kafka? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2024 From this height, they look so little ... as if I could squish them like a bug. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2025 The ending of that book bugged me, too. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2026 Oh my gosh, from up here everybody looks like an ant. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2027 Did you get into the snacks? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2028 I know your here to bug me! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2029 With the upgrade, I get extra leg, leg, leg, leg, leg, leg room. - Robin Florzak Angell, Hinsdale, Illinois 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2030 Watch your legs when the cart comes through. I saw an ant lose his left leg and antenna last week on a flight to Rome. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2031 Just my luck, they put all of the Vegans in the same row. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2032 The mystery of the middle seater who did not share the armrest! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2033 Gregor Samsa? Where have I heard that name before? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2034 The turbulence is scaring me to death. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2035 My mom ‘s maiden name was Roche. Coincidentally, that side of the family is very bookish too. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2036 Be calm, he hasn’t bugged you yet. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2037 Add to my fear of flying my fear of flying insects! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2038 "I just hope his colony isn't here." 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2039 Aardvark! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2040 I hope I am not bugging you. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2041 I went there last summer and I’ll never be the same again. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2042 This guy keeps bugging me! 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2043 This is so scary! Have you ever flown before? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2044 Well,not you of course. But they do look like ants. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2045 I prefer romance novels, ‘cause Kafka’s just not relatable to folks anymore. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2046 I used to think the worst part of travel was the bedbugs. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2047 Two queens in a row: drama and ant. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2048 Funny,but from up here your hometown just looks like so many anthills. 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
2049 I know, Man-Ant just doesn’t sound as good, but here we are. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2050 Well other than that honey, how was the flight? 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
2051 Wow the mountains look like ant hills 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2052 I was born a week ago in a boring underground ant farm. So I plan to spend to my remaining week of life in Amsterdam. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2053 Sheesh that lady in the window seat is such a pest. 1.2500 0.06106 96 80 8 8
2054 Yeah, something similar happened to my cousin, Greg... 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2055 I get you're an ant... but it's the reading that's really freaking me out. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2056 When they said there'd be diverse passengers, I didn't think they meant species. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2057 Who knew 'insects on a plane' could be more than just a Hollywood script! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2058 Wow, from up here everyone looks like....Aphids? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2059 Wow, from up here the people all look like ants!" 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
2060 When I asked for the window seat I didn’t mean to antagonize you. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2061 You think that is bad? You do NOT want to go into the bathroom. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2062 This flight is going to be no picnic. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2063 I hope he won't mind my support anteater 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
2064 I'm sorry, but you're really bugging me. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2065 Not bugging you,am I? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2066 So you literally NEVER march? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2067 Omigod the engine's on fire! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2068 I'm worried about mandible-spreading! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2069 I don’t want to bug you but you are in my seat 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2070 Julie thought she was going on a trip with her uncle. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2071 Don’t mean to bug you for sitting here 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2072 Sally’s fear that she was entering the twilight zone were only confirmed when she got a window seat with extra leg room. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2073 You said your friends would be at the airport; you did not tell me there would be a million of them... 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2074 Ants can fly? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
2075 What happened to the others? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2076 You stink. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2077 I think I know, but why are we the only two on the plane? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2078 I used to fly myself everywhere. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2079 And people ask why I'm always so antsy on planes. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2080 I knew I should have sprung for first class. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2081 Is the number of legs optional? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2082 I might catch the travel bug! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2083 The people down there look like ants. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2084 It can't be an insect. It doesn't have six legs. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2085 Is that the crew bailing out?! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2086 Oh, no! I forgot to pack bug spray. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2087 Great, whole flight’s empty except me, this giant ant and a person shining a flashlight directly onto the ant’s crotch. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2088 OMG! From up here it looks like people are being eaten by ants! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2089 I just became an ant today! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2090 Now I know why the ticketing agent was so confused when I told him I need a seat for an Aunt 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2091 So this is karma for everything I’ve ever said about Megabus. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2092 I asked to sit with somebody tall, dark, and handsome. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2093 They really do look like ants down there... 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2094 No, I'm not scared up here. I can't be stepped on. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2095 Maybe next time you’ll stick to coach 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2096 And we’re supposed to get through customs with your eighty kilos of breadcrumbs? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2097 Folks, this is the Captain speaking. Please buckle your seatbelts, this flight ain’t going to be a picnic. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2098 It's hard to not stare when my seatmate is missing two legs. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2099 No wonder I got a window seat! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2100 I hate to bug you, but look outside! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2101 Did you really have to eat the other passengers? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2102 I never imagined i would hope for a very large person to sit next to me. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2103 So you say you started noticing a difference after you third 'booster shot'? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2104 He was MY mate, NOT yours ! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2105 Not the new Stephen King! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2106 I suppose I look like an ant too! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2107 I won't let it bug me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2108 You bug me! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2109 Malaria schmalaria 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2110 I told you not to read Kafka before the flight! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2111 Well, praying doesn't come naturally to me! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2112 Hmm, what pronouns to use? 1.2471 0.06675 85 72 5 8
2113 It's not your fault. . .it's just that flying really bugs me. . . 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2114 Most people are intimidated to hear that Henry works on the hill. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2115 If I act nonchalANT, maybe she’ll calm down. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2116 Relax, I'm no less of a WASP than you. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2117 I paid for extra leg room 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2118 I can’t believe it’s a book! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2119 You gross me out as well. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2120 '"Is the middle seat available, now that you're dined on your mate? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2121 Up here the ants look like people. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2122 …and I never ever step on an ant. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2123 I'm sorry, you think people look like WHAT from up here? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2124 My wife says it's a midlife crisis, but I've always wanted to be a flying ant. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2125 I feel I'm in a Kafka novel. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2126 I'm sorry ma'am, but you did pay for the extra legsroom seat 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2127 I know summer is flying ant season, but this is ridiculous. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2128 Kiss my frass. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2129 So did you book that seat for the extra-leg room? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2130 Is this the row with extra legs room? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2131 With that one comment, Thelma was branded a speciesist for the rest of her life. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2132 Don't even think about sitting next to me without wearing a mask. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2133 I requested a seat by the window, not by the weirdo. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2134 You make me feel antsy... 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2135 Marcie knew she still had not come down from Coachella; and she also knew that the most important thing to do was to maintain, and politely ask this giant ant to let her out to use the bathroom. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2136 Thank goodness he has a book instead of a support animal. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2137 Uh, what's that you're reading there? Any good tips for a scared girl facing the most horrendously scary bug in her life and afraid to antagonize him. Any good tips like that? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2138 Don’t worry - the 5000 children are very small 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2139 I taught Pistorius how to run, so it's only fair to offer you a head start. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2140 The in-flight movie is "Snakes on a Plane." 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2141 Don't bite my head off. I didn't ask for a widow seat. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2142 Is that your wife? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2143 Oh no, don’t let me see the ending, I haven’t gotten that far yet! 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2144 I’m sorry, but I asked for the aisle seat. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2145 Sorry,I always thought the grasshopper was more interesting! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2146 Pardon me. Do you know what Kafkaesque means? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2147 I bet you're the only passenger who's ever 'crawled' onto a plane. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2148 Sorry, I'll stop bugging you. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2149 I finally understand the concept of Kafkaesque! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2150 You could have bought tickets earlier so your 300,000 children could sit next to you. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2151 This can't be right...I don't see anything down there but a lot of huge sandy hills. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2152 I'm afraid they haven't worked the bugs out of this aircraft yet. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2153 So this is economy plus? 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2154 And I thought I was a leg room snob... 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2155 These flights are just getting lousier and lousier... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2156 Truth be told, I’m also terrified of flying ants. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2157 Extra legs room 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2158 There's always someone bugging me no matter where I fly. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2159 People look like bunch of crazy ants from up here, don’t you think? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2160 So, going home to see your niece and nephew? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2161 Can't a guy catch up on Kafka in peace?" 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2162 Do you know when they serve the complimentary aphids? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2163 So, your whole family is meeting you at the airport? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2164 Disease-bearing insects brought in by international aircraft into Singapore 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2165 And so long story short, that's why I have a fear of bugs. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2166 ‘Haven’t you read “Fear of Flying”?’ 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2167 There’s something REALLY weird outside! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2168 This bites. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2169 Don't look so shocked! I got six legs, of course I paid for the extra space. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2170 Franz Kafka ... that is, until today. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2171 Aren't you glad that American Airlines finally started offering regular service to and fro the island of Dr Moreau? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2172 It says here they don’t bug you while traveling in Europe! 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2173 What could possibly be bugging her? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2174 do you have to put your antennas on airplane mode ? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2175 Really? I'm supposed to pronounce it "Awwnt"? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2176 Family reunion. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2177 Air travel makes me really antsy. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2178 Always get some bug on an airplane. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2179 I just can't believe they made you check two of your legs. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2180 OMG I hope a spider doesn’t take the middle seat. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2181 Please don't let my choice of reading material bug you! It's all in perspective. Animal farm does have a happy ending!?! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2182 Actually he fits my dream date description: Intellectual, sensitive, athletic and best of all, loves to travel.. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2183 This one is going to bug me for the next three hours! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2184 Did you just say you put the larvae in the overhead? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2185 I'm going to Antioch to celebrate my metamorphosis. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2186 They all look like a bunch of ants scurrying around. Makes you think, huh? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2187 It’s nice to have more legs room 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2188 Your mother, the queen, couldn't pay for more leg room ? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2189 Relax. I won’t even lay my eggs until we’re over Topeka. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2190 Wow, you are completely unfazed by this in-flight movie – The Ant Bully. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2191 I need the extra leg room. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2192 The ONE TIME I decide to carry on a picnic basket… 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2193 Perhaps an exit seat would give you more room? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2194 I ... didn't realize they'd upgraded me to Kafka class. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2195 Not enough legroom in coach, you say. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2196 Just my luck, an empty plane and he sits next to me 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2197 They don’t even serve you a crumb on flights anymore.. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2198 Long flights make me antsy. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2199 Don’t mind her, she’s ANTiphobic. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2200 Frequent flyer miles. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2201 Gosh, from up here they all look like a bunch of tiny... hexapods? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2202 I'd ask you to move, but an empty middle seat is worth the risk. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2203 I'm a little concerned about which special meal he ordered! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2204 Kafkaesque does not begin to describe this. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2205 Why I never fly middle seat. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2206 Looks like someone's antsy. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2207 My spaceship is meeting me at 30,000 feet. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2208 From up here, all the ants look like people. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2209 Thank you lord for the food you have provided me with 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2210 Now I know why aerosol is banned. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2211 The plane's empty, lady. You can move if you want to. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2212 If you want the window seat you're going to need a bigger army! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2213 So wait. He books a flight to Hawaii for both of you gives you a ring as you board the plane and then you eat him?! Taking notes.... 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2214 My name its not Miss Muffet, and you are no spider. I will not give up my window seat! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2215 I hoped that 1st class wouldn't feel like an ant trap." 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2216 This is what I get for flying Frontier 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2217 Obviously the passenger screening has some big holes in it. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2218 Your fly's open. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2219 Now it's on the wing! 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2220 First man spreading, now this! 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2221 So this is what they meant with the new ant sized seats and space 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2222 Fly Kafka Airlines -- your human flies for free! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2223 Wanna join the mile high club? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2224 Damn, I forgot to bring a book! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2225 Ok, I'm definitely going to see that doctor tomorrow 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2226 I can see my house. And your mountain. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2227 Oh, my god. Everyone looks like ants...and we haven't taken off yet. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2228 Meal service will be interesting. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2229 I saw your wife crawling over all the coffee cart. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2230 The center seat is supposed to get both arm rests. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2231 OH MY GOD…IT’S SUNDAY NIGHT OVER THE ATLANTIC, I’M SITTING NEXT TO A GIANT ANT, THE WING JUST FELL OFF AND I STILL DON’T HAVE A CAPTION!! 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
2232 I thought they had worked out all the bugs flying economy. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2233 I wonder if she'll let me have the window seat. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2234 Wow, we're up so high everyone looks like ants. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2235 Humans think they belong everywhere! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2236 You know, from up here, all the people look like... 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2237 He's everything: tall, dark and literate. Why is there something about him that's bugging me? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2238 'How others perceive your antsy-ness is of little concern to the de-colonized mind.' 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2239 I’m sorry. Am I bugging you? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2240 Is your name Sigourney Weaver, perchance? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2241 "OMG, what fresh hell is this?!" 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2242 I enjoy the extra legs room of emergency exit seats. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2243 Well, if you ate the captain, then who's flying the plane? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2244 He said that he woke up like this. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2245 If we crash we will all be squashed like a bug. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2246 I always pay for the extra leg room. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2247 I am never flying premium economy again! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2248 EXCUSE ME for looking shocked, I 've never seen an ant before with just 4 legs. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2249 I mean, we all did stuff like that as kids, right? Poking sticks in anthills, the magnifying glass thing... 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2250 It really bugs me when there’d an empty cabin and they seat us together 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2251 There's only two of us here... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2252 I wish I was flying Southwest and could pick my seat. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2253 No, my husband is not prejudiced against ANY arthropods— he simply needed the restroom again. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2254 No offense, but all the cars down there look like ants. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2255 Why is she freaking out? It's her dream! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2256 ... yeah, so as I told a few of the passengers behind us, I'm writing a movie. It starts with this young girl... she doesn't have to be young, she can be in her 30s... anyway, she lives in a small town... it doesn't have to be too small... anyway... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2257 When I was offered a seat in the anterior of the plane, I never imagined this … 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2258 I don’t care - I paid for a premium seat, I’m keeping the premium seat. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2259 Did you close the door behind you? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2260 No, I thought "roach coach" meant something else. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2261 My body is reacting badly to that meal they served 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2262 Why do they always seat me next to histrionics? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2263 I know what it’s like to be an aunt. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2264 Frequent flier miles for you, too?? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2265 This is the last time I'm flying on a budget airline. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2266 Anthills or air miles, which do you collect more? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2267 What the hell is going on out there? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2268 That’s because they are ants! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2269 Did I say antsy? I meant anxious. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2270 She's cute, but no book in sight. Doubt we'll have much in common ... sigh 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2271 Conquering her fear of heights was one thing, but it proved too much doing so while next to her least favorite ant. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2272 Better views, extra legroom, and yet I’m doomed 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2273 Why am I the only person on a plane, sitting with an insect, and what happened to Franz? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2274 Well, at least there's no one in the middle seat. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2275 The fact that you are sitting so close, bugs me. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2276 Mam, I find that reading a book lessens the fear of flying. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2277 They said the flight was full, but full of what?" Richard S. Mason 12301 Fairfax Station Road Clifton, VA 20124-1631 richard@rsm830.com 703/803-371 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2278 Why do Bees get all the attention? Ants have a secret life too. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2279 Buggin out hoping Ant Aisle-Lean doesn’t soil herself before we reach Ant-igua 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2280 ''I can't believe it, he just crept out of the galley." 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2281 Haven't you preyed on enough passengers already? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2282 Franz Kafka said you’d have wings! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2283 It cost me an arm and a leg and another leg for the extra antenna room 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2284 Look on the bright side - your myrmecophobia is so bad you hardly even had time to think about your aviophobia! 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2285 I should have taken the voucher. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2286 ...I mean, not in a bad way. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2287 Previously on Lost 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2288 Are you even vaccinated? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2289 This is usually the part where I wake up. But you know, I'm kinda curious to see what happens next! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2290 This really bugs me.... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2291 So weird looking down, everyone looks like little ants. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2292 I’m sorry, did YOU want the window seat? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2293 Oh my God… did you just fart? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2294 I wonder what happened to that nice guy who was seated in the middle? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2295 Have you seen my seat mate? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2296 Be calm. From way up here, everyone looks like ants. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2297 I can’t believe I’m next to someone else that takes their shoes off on a plane. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2298 You're smart. I bet you already figured the optimal way to walk through the maze of human legs. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2299 From here, they all look just like ants. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2300 Sorry lady, but the ad clearly stated "locust" not "low-cost," and I will NOT surrender my aisle seat! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2301 No need to be afraid. I am very much real 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2302 Oh dear, are my pheromones bothering you? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2303 … I minored in entomology and had ants on my high school field hockey team so I get it. Anyway, you probably want to read your book. But I never knew any termites. Do you hang out with termites? What is your book about? … 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2304 I hope they have peanuts or little particles of sugar...am I right? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2305 In case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, secure your own mask first before assisting other insects. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2306 Different Time Zone? Does it mean future? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2307 This happens without wings" 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2308 I thought “Buzziness Class” was a typo. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2309 Wow. And I was just looking for leg-room... 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2310 I bet you hear this all the time. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2311 Eight hundred a day? I'm not even sure I want kids. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2312 So, that's my transporter mishap story. Let me know if I'm bugging you. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2313 Where are the others? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2314 You need to extend the period for captions for people who get the New Yorker in, say, Santa Fe NM. Last week "Stop calling me Pops." 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2315 I can't believe how much this guy bugs me. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2316 Do you always get antsy on long flights too? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2317 I sure hope there isn’t an uncle. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2318 There aren't two more armrests. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2319 I find you repulsive too! 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2320 I was surprised to see my Ant on the flight. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2321 ix-Nay e-thay icnic-Pay unch-lay - 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2322 Just trying to enjoy 'War and Peace' in peace. Is that too much to ask, Karen? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2323 Last time I fly to Antarctica. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2324 I Real,y must get a per of glass,es 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2325 Something is wrong. He has only four legs. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2326 Check this out, the ants down there look like little people. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2327 When your seat mate is a pest but you don’t want to make it awkward. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2328 Have you seen my husband? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2329 From up here, the people look Kafkaesque. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2330 It's not that I don't love you. It's more that you always insist on an aisle seat that bugs me... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2331 This flight was full when we took off 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2332 People used to be so friendly on the plane. Now no one wants to talk. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2333 Yet I'm invisible on the subway. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2334 I cANT believe she’s reading during the safety video! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2335 My gosh, all the people down there look like ants! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2336 Oh my god it’s the Ant from Antz oh my god should I ask for an autograph oh my god I can’t believe he’s flying coach wow oh my god… 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2337 If  this helps, according to this pamphlet, it would require two more like me to qualify as an insect infestation. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2338 My seat is in the same row as Gregor Samsa. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2339 No, I don't see a farm. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2340 I thought I would be traveling with an aunt. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2341 Is he reading 'Lord of the Flies'? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2342 The additional leg room is great. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2343 I'm not emotionally fragile. I've just never watched someone eat her mate to get the aisle seat. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2344 She's making a mountain out of an anthill. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2345 ... I imagine people would think you are a termite?...it couldn't be more obvious that you're a flying ant... 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2346 What,you never saw someone traveling with their Ant before. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2347 Wow! From up here those cars look like puny ants! Err... I mean they look like... um... 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2348 Never ask for extra legroom again. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2349 Do you agree that Kafka has a unique talent for portraying how inseparable an inter-species relationship can become? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2350 Air Marshal applications still observe equal opportunities policy 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2351 I thought this was an aunt's only flight! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2352 I might be on the wrong flight 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2353 This Kafka was really a great writer 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2354 I thought I booked coach. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2355 It always annoyed John when fellow passengers acted like they'd never seen a flying ant before. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2356 Wait, so Antarctica is not just ice and penguins?! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2357 I wonder what he's reading. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2358 Ladies and gentlemen, this will be a full flight. To speed the boarding process, we encourage you to fill in that open middle seat. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2359 Ever since I was little, I have always dreamed of going to Frants. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2360 So…those specks down there really ARE ants! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2361 Of course, if I were a winged ant, I wouldn't have had to book the flight. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2362 Funny, you don't look like a flying insect. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2363 There’s an anteater on the wing! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2364 I always sit here. The bulkhead row has the best seat pocket food crumbs. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2365 I hope he doesn’t bug me! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2366 Wow, we really look like ants from up here! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2367 Sara recalled the attendant saying there would be 'plenty of room on the Fukushima flight.' 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2368 AIR -RAID!!!!!! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2369 Man, I hope this guy doesn’t bug me. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2370 But ants aren’t supposed to fly!?!? 😬 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2371 Funny, they never mentioned this in the bugs in the system training video. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2372 When I booked the extra legroom seats I was hoping for someone from the NBA. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2373 From up here, everyone looks like... 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
2374 On your way to a big picnic? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2375 Last time I ask for a seat with extra legroom. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2376 I always thought it was the people that looked like ants. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2377 Lesley never felt so alienated 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2378 Flying for me is like...it makes me feel nervous and edgy - like i got humans in my pants, you know? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2379 It's my boss who is a pissant.. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2380 Airport security concerns! Don’t fret, I’m a US Air Marshal. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2381 I'm sorry but there ARE a lot of empty seats behind us! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2382 Calm down Allison,everything looks like an ant from up here. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2383 The good news is no one wants the middle seat yet 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2384 From up here everyone looks like.....oh, never mind! 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
2385 I think we're going to the same picnic. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2386 Spirit Airline” 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2387 Oh, my God —Jeff Goldblum! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2388 Actually many insects fly. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2389 If you don't stop bugging me, having a crush on you will have a new meaning. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2390 Oh my! What about the bed bugs? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2391 The airport was an absolute Kafkaesque nightmare today! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2392 And I thought toddlers were bad 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2393 Relax, I'm well "bred"! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2394 I can't imagine how readers put up with this creep getting pressed into their faces day after day! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2395 Wow, those people down there look so small, they look like… we’ll, they look really small.” 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2396 Reverse evolution Republican Maga cult phenotype offspring 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2397 Again, as we prepare for landing, please place your phones, tablets, laptops and other electronic devices, INCLUDING antennae...in airplane mod 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2398 Now THIS is a bugs life. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2399 This Kafka book makes me feel normalized." rke 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2400 Please don't let the middle passenger be a roach? 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2401 Don't worry. This book is riveting. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2402 A long flight without a book? I'd get antsy too. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2403 Are you traveling alone or with your colony? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2404 Oh my God! There's something on the wing! 1.2353 0.05775 102 86 8 8
2405 I think she's wearing pants. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2406 Those people down there look a lot like you. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2407 I can't believer we were the only ones with Priority Boarding. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2408 Moon me to the fly. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2409 No, a cookbook isn't much use after you've eaten him. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2410 Don't be afraid of me, deary, be afraid that I ate the pilot! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2411 Sartre is certainly challenging. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2412 I thought ants couldn't fly. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2413 You think this is scary. Wait till I put the manual down and start flying the plane. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2414 Your going to visit your aunt…and I am an ant. What are the chances? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2415 Don’t book holidays rashly. You could end up in the wrong Antwerp. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2416 Yes, the rest of the colony decided to fly in cargo. No reading lights but every seat ample legroom. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2417 She must be nervous about the take-off. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2418 he was a nice man and didn't complain about the middle seat 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2419 The people down there look as tiny as…ah, tiny people. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2420 Ant-10-A 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2421 Then she said, your just a worker. Im the queen around here... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2422 No 'don't bug me' jokes, okay? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2423 A frequent flyer for sure 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2424 I must admit I've never been much of a Kafka fan. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2425 yes, they do all look like ants from up here 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2426 Thank you for flying Colony Airlines. We'll now begin our descent into the watermelon of this family picnic. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2427 Not what I expected when Sue said we were flying with her aunt. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2428 I bet this woman didn't see a single thorax in her high school. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2429 Lady...........I don't know "how" this airline stays in business! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2430 I should have peed before I boarded. -Michelle Thi, Toronto, Canada 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2431 I just loved San Antonio. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2432 From here, they all look just like you. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2433 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2434 and he's not wearing pants. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2435 Hmmm. Fear of flying no doubt. I wonder if I should reach over and hold her hand? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2436 I can see tons of your friends waiting for you down there. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2437 Thanks, but I've already eaten. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2438 Yes, that’s my whole family down there 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2439 I see you've also mastered the art of ant-isocial behavior... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2440 I knew I should have worn a mask. You never know what bugs are out there, Joan Kaufman Delray Beach, FL 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2441 There's more coming on. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2442 Why are you so antsy? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2443 From up here the people look like... Uh, never mind. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2444 Did you catch that big FAT Ant eater sitting, in the Back Seats? Is that why United Airlines are serving chocolate ants snack packs now? And He's right near the rest rooms... 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
2445 What? You've never heard of flying ants? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2446 Of course, the one time I fly first class. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2447 Wow! That's one big sugar cube on the belt. 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
2448 Wow, from up here people DO look like ants! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2449 Yes, I believe Metamorphosis is overrated! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2450 He deserves the extra leg room. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2451 Don’t take it personally. I have a fear of flying insects. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2452 First time? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2453 With all the empty seats, you've decided to come bug me? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2454 I love Queen, too. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2455 I read that book about you, Gregor Samsa. You won't like the ending. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2456 You future depends on the in-flight meal. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2457 It’s like I’ve lost the simile for what it looks like down there! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2458 I don't know why she's so antsy? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2459 I said my friend is sitting there. Don’t you have ears? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2460 I'm sure she chose this row because she likes me! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2461 Oh my God it's the Queen! She's got a giant cube of sugar and wants everyone to have some. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2462 Sheila was terrified to fly, but didn’t want to be a pest and ask for the aisle seat. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2463 She had grown accustomed to manspreading. Flying insects were another matter. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2464 I really really really t-think I'm-a on the wrong flight... I sh-should get off b'fore take-off! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2465 Laughing? Please, Leiningen Versus the Ants is not a funny story! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2466 Don't look at me. I am just here trying to enjoy this book. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2467 You win— I would definitely not survive this fall. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2468 Danielle Steel? My grandmother reads those. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2469 From up here people look like ants! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2470 You know, if you'd put that book down, you'd find me just as interesting! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2471 A lot of good Early Boarding did me. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2472 At least I didn't get the middle seat. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2473 Shampoo, sure. But who thinks to pack less than 3 oz of bug spray? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2474 Do not mind that colony in the wing, lady, they tend to have ... severe attachment issues. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2475 from up here I always thought you were smaller. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2476 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed in into a giant armrest hogger. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2477 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to debug the plane. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2478 way too much formic acid in his cologne. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2479 I suppose we won't be able to spot your house. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2480 Yes, this airline does have the most legroom. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2481 And it keeps droning on about the Queen! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2482 Says he's visiting his cousin Gregor Samsa. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2483 No wonder these seats were so cheap. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2484 It's amazing how they all look like ants from up here, isn't it? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2485 Eww. From up here, everyone looks like ants! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2486 Yes, we busy ants do sit still, sometimes 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2487 It’s going to take a while to board because the ants go marching one by one. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2488 That is uncle's seat. He has the window seat and you have the middle seat 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2489 OMG, Twilight Zone seating; Bill Shatner is on the wing with a spray can of pesticide and I am sitting next to a New York giANT. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2490 For the last time Helen, I find it offensive when you say that the people down there “look like ants”! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2491 Gregor Samsa ignores his family’s advice and goes traveling. (From the lost chapter of Franz Kakfka’s Metamorphosis) 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2492 Let’s hope that book is not by Kafka… 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2493 You visit your Uncle's, I visit my Aunt's. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2494 Her: Ewww! OMG, ants are on board? Ant: Ugh, another human who doesn't read books. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2495 I bought an extra to leave room for my great aunt. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2496 Traveling alone? Mmmm. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2497 I guess he needs the leg room. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2498 Quit mandiblespreading! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2499 It's about a man who wakes up as an insect. A rather sweet romantic comedy, so far. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2500 If you’re really a praying mantis you’d better start right now. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2501 What if he hasn’t been vaccinated 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2502 So... you're in Emotional Support? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2503 Your antennae were right! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2504 Any tricks for getting through security? 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2505 Picnic on Beacon Hill. Friends of yours? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2506 Wait, it get's even scarier… 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2507 You're such a good listener. One in a million. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2508 You can say whatever you want,” the woman is heard saying. “I’m telling you I’m getting off and there’s a reason why I’m getting off and everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two figs. But I am telling you right now, that guy back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and die with them or not. I’m not going to. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2509 Flying ants get free miles? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2510 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Unfortunately we are going to have to make an unscheduled landing in Peoria for an aircraft inspection. There seems to be a bug somewhere. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2511 I really need to rethink the extra legroom option. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2512 Now that you mention it, they do look more like paramecia from up here. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2513 No, my husband was NOT the in-flight meal! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2514 Bulkhead seats are best for extra leg room! 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2515 Oh, it's a book on etymology, not entomology, my dear. And, might I say, you do have a remarkably attractive thorax. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2516 I know. Long flights make me antsy too! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2517 So you guys also celebrate Pride? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2518 People look like ants from up here! 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2519 It’s just an expression we used to use before the singularity. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2520 It’s really bugging me that I didn’t get the aisle seat. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2521 Flying always makes me feel a little antsy. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2522 It's ridiculous how much they keep cutting legs room. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2523 If he's reading "Metamorphosis" I'm going to scream!! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2524 Is that giant cockroach they are loading your dinner? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2525 I'm terrified that they've lost my luggage. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2526 There's always a reason why a window seat doesn't cost more. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2527 At least this time it isn't a spider. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2528 You know from up here they all look like you. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2529 A flight fit for a queen," they said 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2530 When will you stop bugging me? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2531 You look nervous. First time flying? 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2532 The name’s Gregor. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2533 What's so bad? I don't occupy extra carryon space!! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2534 That Aunt Your Seat! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2535 Relax lady. When I have a good book. I don't bite or sting. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2536 Not the Ant-man I had envisioned. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2537 I knew I should have worn a mask. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2538 The extra leg-room in this seat isn’t worth this! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2539 I just had to cash in these miles, but I didn't expect the whole colony to see me off. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2540 Oh God, this flight is no picnic. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2541 I don’t think this plane is going to Austin, Denis. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2542 They all look like — people from up here. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2543 Please God, don't let him tell me the ending. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2544 Is that a mountain? Or a really big ant hill? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2545 Well, at least I didn’t get the middle seat. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2546 I bet the queen never has to fly economy. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2547 Kafka, huh? I couldn't get past the first sentence. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2548 Amazing, isn't it. Everything down there looks as small as ants. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2549 How is it possible that this guys isn't on the "no fly" list? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2550 It's the same nightmare...every time we visit your parents. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2551 That movie about snakes on a plane was pretty funny, huh? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2552 ‘Name’s Pant, Sir Antimy Pant’ 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2553 Why don’t I see my luggage on the tram? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2554 When reading a book isn’t enough of a hint 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2555 And what is that takes you to Antwerp?"" 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2556 With my luck, there will be a big fat guy in the middle seat. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2557 You're really Bugging me! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2558 Those people look like ants because they are ants. We haven't left the ground yet. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2559 Sorry, but I’m in a committed relationship with a professional exterminator, and he knows where you live. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2560 Come on. I don't have a stinger. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2561 OMG, he’s getting antsy. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2562 Was it "humans are insects' food of the future" –or the other way around? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2563 Wow, everyone does look like little ants from way up here. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2564 I didn't like you when you were small. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2565 I wish I were a fly on the wall. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2566 Looks like my people repellant worked. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2567 If that's not a volcano, then what is it? 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2568 I'm just saying,you look a lot different in the AntMan movies. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2569 She said her husband just went to the bathroom, but I think sh'e's eaten him...... 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2570 First Class isn’t what it used to be. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2571 Coach class? I thought he said roach class 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2572 I can’t believe a celebrity like ant man is flying coach 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2573 Gosh! The people look like ants down there. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2574 OMG the critics trashed that book. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2575 This book 'Snakes on a plane" has given me a great idea ... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2576 Sorry, Lady, but as I told you, ants don’t wear pants. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2577 I know! And they are a lot bigger up here. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2578 Gregor was starting to really regret joining the international management training program 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2579 So, you're my seat-mate -- I thought I was on a no-frills flight. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2580 "My roommate said it was 'just a brownie'." 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2581 Don't bite my head off for this ... but you shouldn't have eaten him 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2582 I know. What they charge for extra legs room is criminal. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2583 Enough reading. Time to eat! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2584 There's always extra leg room in the emergency exit row. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2585 Which of us is having this nightmare? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2586 You know, I've spent my life avoiding sugar, and here the universe seats me next to an ant. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2587 Thank God I didn't get the middle seat. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2588 Hello. I'm Gregor Samsa. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2589 Everyone reacts this way when they realize we colonized one of their favorite vacation spots. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2590 Oh my God! Reading a book? In Paper? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2591 He paid for extra leg,leg,leg,leg,leg,leg room. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2592 I still don’t have enough leg room. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2593 Did you remember to lock the front door? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2594 Right now, you probably wish you and your magnifying glass didn't incinerate my entire family 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2595 What? Is reading Kafka too on the nose? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2596 This book is great! Would you like to read this with me? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2597 We're about to land in Australia, did you realise they spray the plane with insecticide before disembarkation? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2598 Sorry lady but we’re not all born lucky - some of us have to fly commercial 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2599 Oh God! I hope his wife didn't come with him! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2600 It soon became obvious this gentleman wasn’t here for light conversation, he wanted in her pants. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2601 I should have had the snack. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2602 I’m going to New York to try to be an actress. What about you? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2603 People really look like ants down there…and up here. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2604 Ostracized from the colony, were you? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2605 I thought flying was no picnic. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2606 The reason they look like ants from up here is because they ARE ants. Those are my people. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2607 Ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us on this flight from New York City to San Francisco. We aren't expecting any rough air, but we are doing a final check to make sure we've fixed a bug in our scheduling system. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2608 Is that the Pope getting CPR on the tarmac?! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2609 Thanks for eating your young! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2610 I'll stay in my seat. You stay in your seat, and everything will be fine. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2611 I should have guessed when it was so easy getting a reservation. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2612 We are both omnivores, but, only one of us is literate; bit of a shock for her, it appears. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2613 I think we can both agree: Your husband had exquisite taste. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2614 I can never get enough leg room. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2615 Well Darlin’ . . . I warned you about Locust Air! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2616 Talk about needing leg room! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2617 The psychologists was right! I'm totally over my aerophobia! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2618 What kind of weirdo actually reads the airline safety pamphlet? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2619 Well, at least they didn't seat me next to a larva. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2620 So. I am the Elephant in the airplane . 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2621 The buildings Down there look like people 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2622 May I borrow your headphones? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2623 The people look like ants. I mean normal-sized ants. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2624 Guess I won’t complain about the food then. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2625 Everyone looks like ants from up here. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2626 Those people look like...look like...what would you say? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2627 Look at the people. They look just like ants! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2628 Gee, lady, I pulled off 2 of my legs already. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2629 You finally escape the colony but are seated next to a “talker.” 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2630 Its getting a little antsy in here! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2631 ...I guess I just figured that you'd look like a human up here. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2632 Let's hope we don't get someone icky in the middle seat. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2633 Excuse me, but do those things fold up and go under your seat? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2634 The people down there look more like ants than I do - I'm just saying. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2635 Next time I'll tunnel. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2636 Feeling a little antsy? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2637 I've tried drinking, drugs, hypnosis, it's just a fear I'll never shake. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2638 Wonder if a little regurgitated aphid secretion would calm her down. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2639 That's an awfulf lot of spray cans they're loading . . . ! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2640 ...I just knew she would take the armrest. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2641 Well at least there's extra legsroom. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
2642 Wow! The people look like an-uh, um, PEOPLE down there! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2643 DeSantis Airlines Flight No 666 FLL to JFK 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2644 we forgot our pupae! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2645 When there are so many empty seats, why did the human have to pick this row? Sheesh! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2646 If that giant anteater sticks his tongue in here, I'm calling the flight attendant. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2647 I can’t believe I have to sit next to one of “them.” 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2648 Sometimes 'free snacks' are not enough. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2649 They said they have a special offer: they can upgrade me from cockroach to ant, but only when we fly over Prague. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2650 Maid ‘n ant 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2651 It's not that I am "anty" but I am worried about the potential occupant of the middle seat. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2652 Insectionality 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2653 I find Kafka to be a little 'on the nose' 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2654 We're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2655 Well at least he opted for extra legroom 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2656 Inclusion, year 4089 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2657 I thought of you as an ant-size man, not as a man-size ant. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2658 Sorry, I don't date outside my species. 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
2659 Delirium tremens at 30,000' and me without my diazepam. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2660 Well, there is the invasive carp, the killer honey bee, the nutria, and the python to name a few but scientists are not quite sure how they arrived in the U.S. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2661 Oh. My. God. Everybody looks like an ant down there. Totally gross. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2662 Don’t worry. You’re fine, unless they serve you something with sugar. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2663 Don’t worry, I couldn’t eat another bite. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2664 Ant. Scene! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2665 You won't like the ending. They’re all exterminated. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2666 Did you say your name was Gregor? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2667 Have you ever noticed how everyone looks like . . . um . . . looks really small from up here? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2668 No fear,Bug off and read 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2669 "You know...all that stuff about us eating our lovers after mating is really exaggerated." 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2670 Ayn Rand?! Gross! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2671 Lady, you were assigned the middle seat... 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2672 Just be happy my wife got sick. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2673 Yes, we are everywhere. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2674 I knew this would happen when they confiscated my bug spray. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2675 You can never have too much leg room, am I right? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2676 I am sick…of these motherfucking ants…on this motherfucking plane! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2677 Relax lady. I don’t bite.” 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2678 Look at those people down there... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2679 I find the emergency exit row has more legs room. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2680 Oh god.. he’s reading Twilight. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2681 I hope somebody horrible doesn't sit between us. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2682 This is a new low even for Spirit Airlines… 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2683 This is my first time flying... You? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2684 Does flying bug you too? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2685 You ate my husband because he wouldn’t share the armrest? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2686 Just wait until my thor-ex shows up. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2687 I detest flying coach, there's not enough thorax room 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2688 The middle seat is for my larva. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2689 Wow! Everything in the earth seems so tiny from up here... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2690 … what the fuck? 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2691 I need some air raid 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2692 And I am the one we should be afraid of? Huh. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2693 I said I'd avoid red eyes, but didn’t expect black eyes... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2694 I hope they serve good snacks! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2695 Why are we the only two passengers? Where are the Flight Attendants? I spilled sweet tea on my sweater in the terminal. I hope you aren’t hungry. I’d like to move to an aisle seat in the front of the plane. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2696 Do not bug me, please 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2697 Well, I guess they don't really look like ants. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2698 Do you pay for the extra legroom? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2699 My gosh! We're so high up the giant ants look like regular ants. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2700 Do I look like an ant up here, too? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2701 Gosh,they really do look like ants down there. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2702 I hope he is traveling alone 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2703 What, are you not a fan ant-thropology? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2704 Actually….the people up here look like ants as well! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2705 Dear god, not Danielle Steele... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2706 Did you pay for extra leg room? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2707 Walter could tell by her expression that his whole family was waiting to welcome him home. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2708 Looks like they’re coming in to fumigate the cabin. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2709 Omg omg omg - is that, ANThony Hopkins sitting next to me!? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2710 My first time flying…everyone down there looks like ants.” “Oh, no no, I mean gnats or termites or roaches…not ants 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2711 From this height, they all look like ants. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2712 They told me this row cost more for extra legs room, but don’t believe the hype. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2713 Easy for you to say - you can survive the fall. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2714 Pssst! Is this empty flight creeping you out? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2715 No, I don't think Graham Greene wrote "Travels with My Ant." 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2716 At this height everybody looks like…uncles. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2717 Those air sick pills are really starting to kick in. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2718 Honey, maybe we shouldn't have included the Chernobyl tour. I think something got into our luggage. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2719 In the bar he looked like Prince Valiant. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2720 Everything seems bigger since the pandemic 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2721 Who's afraid. I'm not afraid. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2722 I just hope there aren’t any screaming larva on this flight. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2723 I prefer them in my pants to on my plane 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2724 Wow! From up her the ants look like people! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2725 Is your problem that they all look like ants down there? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2726 I don't know about you, but flying always makes me feel antsy. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2727 And you thought flying during Covid was bad 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2728 Do you mind, I'm reading. Don't bug me! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2729 We DO look like you from up here! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2730 I love your pheromones. Chanel Coco Mademoiselle, No? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2731 I'm beginning to think going to Antigua was a mistake. 1.2239 0.06665