Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
That's nice. My husband is a carpenter too. |
1.7526 |
0.01390 |
3306 |
1566 |
992 |
748 |
1 |
Ladies, ant, gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. |
1.7513 |
0.02232 |
1307 |
628 |
376 |
303 |
2 |
Sarah quickly learnt the difference between extra-leg room and extra leg-room |
1.7455 |
0.01873 |
1925 |
957 |
501 |
467 |
3 |
From way up here, the people on the ground look like... um, never mind. |
1.7430 |
0.01844 |
1848 |
879 |
565 |
404 |
4 |
Family reunion picnic. And you? |
1.7357 |
0.01411 |
3186 |
1543 |
942 |
701 |
5 |
I hate going home. I have a million relatives. |
1.7355 |
0.01371 |
3618 |
1835 |
905 |
878 |
6 |
I hope they don't get our meals mixed up! |
1.7137 |
0.02114 |
1362 |
665 |
422 |
275 |
7 |
It's better than a screaming baby...it's better than a screaming baby...it's better than a .... |
1.7033 |
0.01564 |
2487 |
1235 |
755 |
497 |
8 |
Oh, so you can travel and destroy the environment but when I do it, I’m an “invasive species.” |
1.7010 |
0.01865 |
1756 |
877 |
527 |
352 |
9 |
Another aircraft they put into service before getting all the bugs out |
1.6913 |
0.02126 |
1380 |
709 |
388 |
283 |
10 |
Visiting a great ant in Chernobyl, and you? |
1.6906 |
0.02610 |
960 |
508 |
241 |
211 |
11 |
I don't think those pills were dramamine |
1.6893 |
0.01875 |
1735 |
882 |
510 |
343 |
12 |
So, you ever read Kafka? |
1.6810 |
0.02096 |
1326 |
665 |
419 |
242 |
13 |
An empty flight, and she has to sit next to me. |
1.6693 |
0.01984 |
1497 |
770 |
452 |
275 |
14 |
She's a good therapist, but I don't see why I have to face my fear of flying and fear of insects at the same time. |
1.6650 |
0.02061 |
1418 |
744 |
405 |
269 |
15 |
If you want to be left alone, carry a book, they said.
It works. |
1.6585 |
0.01971 |
1467 |
754 |
460 |
253 |
16 |
I never dreamed that I would be flying with the Queen. |
1.6562 |
0.01981 |
1492 |
781 |
443 |
268 |
17 |
Suddenly, choosing the row with the most leg room seemed like a bad idea. |
1.6550 |
0.01922 |
1487 |
753 |
494 |
240 |
18 |
Don’t have to use the bathroom. Don’t have to use bathroom. |
1.6495 |
0.01953 |
1572 |
843 |
437 |
292 |
19 |
It was summer and I was a kid with a magnifying glass, okay? |
1.6465 |
0.01947 |
1505 |
789 |
459 |
257 |
20 |
I could have sworn that the plane was full when we took off. |
1.6461 |
0.02009 |
1458 |
778 |
418 |
262 |
21 |
What a relief! I heard Donald Trump was on this flight. |
1.6461 |
0.02024 |
1520 |
837 |
384 |
299 |
22 |
Yes, I need the extra legs room. |
1.6444 |
0.01970 |
1440 |
749 |
454 |
237 |
23 |
Whose head do you have to bite off in this place to get a cocktail? |
1.6411 |
0.02226 |
1201 |
650 |
332 |
219 |
24 |
I can lift 5000 times my bodyweight. Don't worry about the exit door. |
1.6337 |
0.02163 |
1174 |
616 |
372 |
186 |
25 |
This is no picnic for me either. |
1.6337 |
0.03097 |
576 |
303 |
181 |
92 |
26 |
My husband wanted me to take the middle seat, so I just bit off his head. Traveling alone? |
1.6315 |
0.02039 |
1433 |
788 |
385 |
260 |
27 |
If ever there was a need for a SWAT team … |
1.6249 |
0.02115 |
1269 |
687 |
371 |
211 |
28 |
Why do I always sit next to the guy who takes off his shoes?! |
1.6223 |
0.02385 |
1014 |
556 |
285 |
173 |
29 |
I hope you have a lovely time at the family picnic. |
1.6134 |
0.02307 |
1014 |
545 |
316 |
153 |
30 |
Kafka, F. Kafka, please see a flight attendant! |
1.6117 |
0.02279 |
1097 |
608 |
307 |
182 |
31 |
Will they all hatch before we land? |
1.6100 |
0.02450 |
1200 |
757 |
154 |
289 |
32 |
I hope we don't get some weirdo in the middle seat! |
1.6071 |
0.02357 |
1097 |
634 |
260 |
203 |
33 |
Flying makes me antsy. Do you feel antsy? I feel antsy. |
1.6039 |
0.02355 |
1015 |
566 |
285 |
164 |
34 |
I hate it when these seat belts won't fit over your thorax, don't you? |
1.6004 |
0.02366 |
961 |
527 |
291 |
143 |
35 |
You'll love New York. People drops lots of food there. |
1.5961 |
0.02492 |
978 |
574 |
225 |
179 |
36 |
Do you.....fly? |
1.5951 |
0.02533 |
857 |
479 |
246 |
132 |
37 |
I hate flying ants. |
1.5939 |
0.02515 |
879 |
495 |
246 |
138 |
38 |
I'm not happy either. I booked the cargo hold to be with my family. |
1.5932 |
0.02586 |
821 |
460 |
235 |
126 |
39 |
It’s just that’s not what I thought ‘flying ants’ meant. |
1.5877 |
0.02662 |
764 |
429 |
221 |
114 |
40 |
They’re loading the biggest bag of sugar I’ve ever seen onto the plane right now. |
1.5848 |
0.02639 |
761 |
425 |
227 |
109 |
41 |
Attention, passengers: we'll be tunneling shortly.” |
1.5844 |
0.02817 |
912 |
598 |
95 |
219 |
42 |
Just say it. You're feeling antsy about this trip |
1.5830 |
0.02728 |
741 |
423 |
204 |
114 |
43 |
And a special welcome to our platinum colony members! |
1.5820 |
0.02614 |
756 |
419 |
234 |
103 |
44 |
You must appreciate the extra leg room. |
1.5809 |
0.02633 |
723 |
396 |
234 |
93 |
45 |
Attention, passengers: please turn off your sensory devices.” |
1.5804 |
0.02804 |
889 |
575 |
112 |
202 |
46 |
Yeah,I got a big picnic tomorrow in Dallas. |
1.5788 |
0.02691 |
800 |
471 |
195 |
134 |
47 |
I suppose your luggage is carrion |
1.5782 |
0.02746 |
799 |
480 |
176 |
143 |
48 |
When they asked if I would mind sitting next to someone's aunt, I had no idea what they meant. |
1.5725 |
0.03166 |
538 |
309 |
150 |
79 |
49 |
You looked smaller on the ground. |
1.5716 |
0.02709 |
740 |
427 |
203 |
110 |
50 |
It's much nicer flying Economy than Windshield. |
1.5714 |
0.02789 |
770 |
466 |
168 |
136 |
51 |
Oh, we’ve met before Natalie. Do you still enjoy playing with… magnifying glasses? |
1.5712 |
0.02833 |
751 |
456 |
161 |
134 |
52 |
I told the person at the counter I want to sit with my aunt. |
1.5707 |
0.02725 |
771 |
457 |
188 |
126 |
53 |
Sorry, no. I've never read Kafka. |
1.5696 |
0.02993 |
618 |
361 |
162 |
95 |
54 |
But if you're the queen, why are you in Economy? |
1.5693 |
0.02834 |
736 |
444 |
165 |
127 |
55 |
Do they look like ants to you? |
1.5683 |
0.02888 |
630 |
360 |
182 |
88 |
56 |
Ugh, flying ants are the worst |
1.5676 |
0.02909 |
629 |
362 |
177 |
90 |
57 |
What's better in a plane crash, an endoskeleton or an exoskeleton? |
1.5673 |
0.02853 |
617 |
346 |
192 |
79 |
58 |
Wow! All the people down there look like you! |
1.5663 |
0.03056 |
611 |
364 |
148 |
99 |
59 |
I bet you like turbulence, because it makes people spill stuff. |
1.5653 |
0.02884 |
743 |
461 |
144 |
138 |
60 |
It's not that you're a huge ant, it's that you're reading a Bill O'Reilly book. |
1.5636 |
0.02991 |
676 |
416 |
139 |
121 |
61 |
C’mon lady! Would ya rather i sat behind and kicked your seat the whole flight ? |
1.5623 |
0.02977 |
594 |
343 |
168 |
83 |
62 |
Of course, the queen is up in first. |
1.5599 |
0.02845 |
668 |
392 |
178 |
98 |
63 |
Ah, I love the extra legs room. |
1.5589 |
0.02707 |
671 |
378 |
211 |
82 |
64 |
I can see why you’d opt for air travel over your long tunnel commutes. |
1.5568 |
0.02880 |
555 |
305 |
191 |
59 |
65 |
I thought only the females could fly. |
1.5506 |
0.03072 |
583 |
350 |
145 |
88 |
66 |
After my metamorphosis, it's been a challenge to find enough leg room. |
1.5481 |
0.03159 |
509 |
296 |
147 |
66 |
67 |
Flying these days is certainly no picnic. |
1.5432 |
0.03305 |
475 |
281 |
130 |
64 |
68 |
You don't bug me, I don't bug you. |
1.5421 |
0.03127 |
511 |
298 |
149 |
64 |
69 |
I’m reading “Metamorphosis.” Why do you ask? |
1.5383 |
0.03093 |
574 |
351 |
137 |
86 |
70 |
I don't have to pee. I don't have to pee. |
1.5359 |
0.03333 |
515 |
322 |
110 |
83 |
71 |
Please tell me you're travelling alone!! |
1.5352 |
0.03059 |
540 |
320 |
151 |
69 |
72 |
Please put your antennae in airplane mode. |
1.5344 |
0.03248 |
494 |
297 |
130 |
67 |
73 |
Any idea why this plane's so empty? |
1.5326 |
0.03061 |
537 |
319 |
150 |
68 |
74 |
No of course not - when I said they all look like little ants from here, I didn't mean you all look alike. |
1.5323 |
0.03408 |
464 |
284 |
113 |
67 |
75 |
HUGE picnic in Miami…and you? |
1.5322 |
0.03354 |
481 |
295 |
116 |
70 |
76 |
Wow, those people down there look just like...uhh...never mind. |
1.5309 |
0.03289 |
486 |
295 |
124 |
67 |
77 |
Pardon Me, but if you think I'm bad, you should see the roaches in First Class |
1.5304 |
0.03516 |
411 |
246 |
112 |
53 |
78 |
This is not going to be a picnic |
1.5265 |
0.03261 |
471 |
282 |
130 |
59 |
79 |
The side effects are terrifying, but I am down to my goal weight. |
1.5263 |
0.03388 |
475 |
295 |
110 |
70 |
80 |
I can’t believe your rereading Metamorphosis. |
1.5263 |
0.03254 |
475 |
285 |
130 |
60 |
81 |
Legroom...and a snack. |
1.5257 |
0.03444 |
409 |
242 |
119 |
48 |
82 |
Look--people down there look like little . . .never mind. |
1.5256 |
0.03400 |
468 |
290 |
110 |
68 |
83 |
Wow. From up here those people look like . . . uh, sorry. |
1.5250 |
0.03374 |
480 |
299 |
110 |
71 |
84 |
Actually, I’m an uncle. |
1.5223 |
0.03344 |
471 |
290 |
116 |
65 |
85 |
Going to visit my aunt. And you? |
1.5206 |
0.03278 |
486 |
299 |
121 |
66 |
86 |
Did the TSA also ask you to remove your shoes? |
1.5201 |
0.03462 |
398 |
236 |
117 |
45 |
87 |
I quite enjoy Kafka |
1.5196 |
0.03351 |
433 |
259 |
123 |
51 |
88 |
Flying these days is no picnic |
1.5178 |
0.03561 |
394 |
239 |
106 |
49 |
89 |
I don't think that's what they meant by extra leg room. |
1.5172 |
0.03531 |
379 |
225 |
112 |
42 |
90 |
From up here those people look like…oh, i’m so sorry” |
1.5148 |
0.03768 |
406 |
263 |
77 |
66 |
91 |
I identify as insect/ant/they. And you? |
1.5132 |
0.03717 |
380 |
237 |
91 |
52 |
92 |
You know what's creepy? There's no one on this plane but us. |
1.5130 |
0.03799 |
386 |
247 |
80 |
59 |
93 |
I figured we could both use some extra elbow room, so I ate my mate. You’re welcome. |
1.5128 |
0.03334 |
468 |
291 |
114 |
63 |
94 |
I know we're at thirty thousand feet, but I swear I see someone who looks just like you. |
1.5111 |
0.03732 |
360 |
221 |
94 |
45 |
95 |
You're not entitled to more armrests just because you have more arms. |
1.5108 |
0.03358 |
415 |
248 |
122 |
45 |
96 |
Lady, you want to talk about leg room? |
1.5098 |
0.03584 |
357 |
212 |
108 |
37 |
97 |
I believe your friend is on the wing. |
1.5092 |
0.03378 |
434 |
266 |
115 |
53 |
98 |
Megan suddenly realized that the pre-flight LSD was an unwise decision. |
1.5088 |
0.03578 |
397 |
246 |
100 |
51 |
99 |
How could anyone ask if he's my emotional support animal. |
1.5066 |
0.03630 |
379 |
234 |
98 |
47 |
100 |
Just when I thought Spirit couldn't get any worse |
1.5041 |
0.03739 |
367 |
230 |
89 |
48 |
101 |
Honey, there's a pesticide truck on the tarmac. |
1.5038 |
0.03768 |
397 |
259 |
76 |
62 |
102 |
Until today, Alice had never prayed for someone to occupy the middle seat. |
1.5000 |
0.03782 |
364 |
231 |
84 |
49 |
103 |
Flying ant season already? |
1.5000 |
0.03845 |
330 |
204 |
87 |
39 |
104 |
This seat cost me a leg and a leg. |
1.4985 |
0.03900 |
337 |
213 |
80 |
44 |
105 |
You're saying your personal item was an entire colony? |
1.4985 |
0.03790 |
325 |
198 |
92 |
35 |
106 |
I get antsy right before takeoff too |
1.4973 |
0.03861 |
364 |
236 |
75 |
53 |
107 |
Ants on a plane! Well, it's a sequel I never saw coming. |
1.4953 |
0.03824 |
321 |
197 |
89 |
35 |
108 |
I'm afraid of flying,too |
1.4936 |
0.03887 |
314 |
194 |
85 |
35 |
109 |
I won't let it bug me!
I won't let it bug me!
I won't let it bug me! |
1.4935 |
0.03977 |
310 |
194 |
79 |
37 |
110 |
So we're it? Boarding Group 1? |
1.4920 |
0.03870 |
313 |
193 |
86 |
34 |
111 |
Of course I had heard of flying ants, but I just imagined them differently. |
1.4913 |
0.03995 |
346 |
228 |
66 |
52 |
112 |
You need to put your antenna on airplane mode or we’re not taking off.” |
1.4911 |
0.04130 |
281 |
175 |
74 |
32 |
113 |
Has anyone mentioned hallucinations as a side effect of Ozempic? |
1.4909 |
0.03963 |
330 |
212 |
74 |
44 |
114 |
Oh, no, go on. I want to hear you say it.
They look like what from up here? |
1.4898 |
0.04303 |
294 |
193 |
58 |
43 |
115 |
Don't think about peeing...don't think about peeing... |
1.4894 |
0.03925 |
329 |
210 |
77 |
42 |
116 |
That’s the last time I drink in the lounge beforehand. |
1.4892 |
0.03955 |
323 |
206 |
76 |
41 |
117 |
Well, it's no picnic for me, either. |
1.4882 |
0.03806 |
340 |
215 |
84 |
41 |
118 |
Suddenly Susan realized that all the other passengers had slowly disappeared…except one. |
1.4881 |
0.03954 |
336 |
218 |
72 |
46 |
119 |
Metamorphosis? I thought we were headed to Memphis! |
1.4860 |
0.04094 |
321 |
211 |
64 |
46 |
120 |
I gotta stop smoking weed before boarding |
1.4858 |
0.03795 |
352 |
226 |
81 |
45 |
121 |
Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. Our flight will be delayed due to a bug in the system. |
1.4850 |
0.03903 |
334 |
215 |
76 |
43 |
122 |
Flying always makes me antsy. |
1.4843 |
0.03803 |
351 |
226 |
80 |
45 |
123 |
Look, it would normally take us 700 hours to march from Phillie to D.C. I mean, who has that much time? |
1.4841 |
0.03938 |
314 |
199 |
78 |
37 |
124 |
There is no way that was just a microdose… |
1.4841 |
0.03896 |
345 |
225 |
73 |
47 |
125 |
At least my fear of flying isn’t my primary concern anymore |
1.4838 |
0.03768 |
339 |
214 |
86 |
39 |
126 |
So…you say you’re a Carpenter? |
1.4827 |
0.03711 |
346 |
218 |
89 |
39 |
127 |
Okay, okay, just so long as he doesn’t cross his legs the other way. |
1.4823 |
0.03962 |
282 |
173 |
82 |
27 |
128 |
For once I’m hoping someone takes the middle seat. |
1.4816 |
0.03786 |
353 |
228 |
80 |
45 |
129 |
Donna suddenly regretted stomping on the intruder in her kitchen that morning |
1.4799 |
0.03762 |
348 |
223 |
83 |
42 |
130 |
You're right! They look just like ants. |
1.4791 |
0.04069 |
311 |
203 |
67 |
41 |
131 |
Does he have to set those antennas in the airplane mode after take off? |
1.4789 |
0.04157 |
284 |
182 |
68 |
34 |
132 |
This is the last time I'm flying as an emotional support human. |
1.4786 |
0.04140 |
280 |
178 |
70 |
32 |
133 |
When I look down,people look like ants,but then so does the guy in the aisle seat. |
1.4784 |
0.04224 |
278 |
179 |
65 |
34 |
134 |
Go ahead, tell me what the people look like down there... |
1.4779 |
0.04866 |
226 |
150 |
44 |
32 |
135 |
No, go ahead and use the armrest. I don’t think my husband is coming back. |
1.4773 |
0.04124 |
308 |
203 |
63 |
42 |
136 |
Relax! I've already eaten |
1.4764 |
0.04002 |
296 |
188 |
75 |
33 |
137 |
Reason for travel? Colonisation. |
1.4762 |
0.04051 |
294 |
188 |
72 |
34 |
138 |
The doctor did warm me that there would be side effects to this medication. |
1.4757 |
0.03904 |
309 |
196 |
79 |
34 |
139 |
How coincidental! I’m also traveling to visit a sick aunt. |
1.4739 |
0.03986 |
306 |
197 |
73 |
36 |
140 |
And yet exotic fruit is still banned. |
1.4714 |
0.04169 |
280 |
181 |
66 |
33 |
141 |
They all look like people down there. |
1.4710 |
0.03921 |
310 |
199 |
76 |
35 |
142 |
Just be glad I’m not in your pants |
1.4708 |
0.04411 |
257 |
168 |
57 |
32 |
143 |
What, you haven’t seen a flying ant before? |
1.4699 |
0.03752 |
349 |
227 |
80 |
42 |
144 |
Young Sarah could not help but be concerned when her fellow passenger refused to fasten his seat belt. |
1.4688 |
0.04247 |
256 |
163 |
66 |
27 |
145 |
I suppose you want me to refer to you as they/THEM. |
1.4688 |
0.04022 |
288 |
184 |
73 |
31 |
146 |
Great, just when I thought the pandemic was over, another airborne bug. |
1.4682 |
0.04109 |
299 |
197 |
64 |
38 |
147 |
Travels with My Ant. |
1.4678 |
0.04123 |
295 |
194 |
64 |
37 |
148 |
The rest of the colony got delayed at the Cinnabon. |
1.4662 |
0.04084 |
296 |
194 |
66 |
36 |
149 |
I don’t think they’ll believe you’re a service animal. |
1.4653 |
0.03945 |
303 |
203 |
62 |
38 |
150 |
Happens every time. Empty seats all over the cabin and I'm the one who has to sit next to the whiny Karen! |
1.4652 |
0.04310 |
273 |
181 |
57 |
35 |
151 |
You’re right! From up here they really do! |
1.4649 |
0.04135 |
299 |
199 |
61 |
39 |
152 |
Hey, we’re still on the ground and all the people look like ants. |
1.4645 |
0.04053 |
282 |
181 |
71 |
30 |
153 |
You actually prefer waiting in line to board, don’t you? |
1.4642 |
0.04105 |
265 |
168 |
71 |
26 |
154 |
I'm starting to think that pill wasn't a Xanax. |
1.4636 |
0.04426 |
261 |
174 |
53 |
34 |
155 |
I do hope the in-flight meal isn't a picnic basket! |
1.4632 |
0.04128 |
272 |
175 |
68 |
29 |
156 |
At this altitude, the people down there look like...um...never mind. |
1.4628 |
0.04083 |
296 |
195 |
65 |
36 |
157 |
Thank goodness that he's brought a book along and wont chew my ear off |
1.4624 |
0.03638 |
346 |
222 |
88 |
36 |
158 |
This is what you get when you pay for more leg room? |
1.4621 |
0.03973 |
264 |
164 |
78 |
22 |
159 |
…..with my luck a weirdo will sit in the middle seat |
1.4618 |
0.04316 |
275 |
184 |
55 |
36 |
160 |
Those people down there look like little...uh, never mind. |
1.4618 |
0.03892 |
301 |
193 |
77 |
31 |
161 |
Just be happy I’m not a red one. |
1.4613 |
0.04000 |
284 |
182 |
73 |
29 |
162 |
I assume you're reading Kafka. |
1.4610 |
0.04227 |
269 |
176 |
62 |
31 |
163 |
You know I won't be assisting you with your mask, right? |
1.4608 |
0.03999 |
293 |
190 |
71 |
32 |
164 |
Plane is half empty, and of course she's a talker. |
1.4605 |
0.04192 |
291 |
195 |
58 |
38 |
165 |
Wow, the people down there look like little...um... |
1.4604 |
0.04241 |
265 |
173 |
62 |
30 |
166 |
Why am I always assigned a seat near someone who's a big pest? |
1.4599 |
0.04030 |
287 |
186 |
70 |
31 |
167 |
Cheryl found herself really, REALLY hoping that the passenger who took the aisle seat wasn’t waiting for his spouse. |
1.4599 |
0.04296 |
274 |
183 |
56 |
35 |
168 |
The pilot can also lift over five thousand times his body weight. |
1.4598 |
0.04165 |
311 |
213 |
53 |
45 |
169 |
I alway splurge for extra legs room. |
1.4593 |
0.04408 |
246 |
161 |
57 |
28 |
170 |
I think I am coming down with some kind of bug. |
1.4590 |
0.04358 |
244 |
158 |
60 |
26 |
171 |
I suppose for you it's all about the legroom. |
1.4572 |
0.04259 |
269 |
178 |
59 |
32 |
172 |
I always get sat next to a screaming human. |
1.4570 |
0.04047 |
291 |
191 |
67 |
33 |
173 |
So, did you grow up on this plane? |
1.4566 |
0.04372 |
265 |
178 |
53 |
34 |
174 |
Trust me, no one is taking the middle seat. |
1.4555 |
0.04036 |
292 |
192 |
67 |
33 |
175 |
Waddya know, they look like ants from up here too. |
1.4549 |
0.04471 |
244 |
162 |
53 |
29 |
176 |
I wish you'd stop being a pest. |
1.4531 |
0.04225 |
245 |
157 |
65 |
23 |
177 |
And here I was concerned that I would be seated next to a W.A.S.P. |
1.4530 |
0.04730 |
234 |
160 |
42 |
32 |
178 |
Memo to airline: '"I asked for seating with my aunt.' |
1.4528 |
0.04338 |
254 |
168 |
57 |
29 |
179 |
This is the last time I fly Spirit Airlines |
1.4528 |
0.04302 |
254 |
167 |
59 |
28 |
180 |
Not what I expected when I paid for extra leg room |
1.4526 |
0.04167 |
274 |
181 |
62 |
31 |
181 |
I'd venture to guess that my leg room is four times more important than yours, miss. |
1.4518 |
0.04227 |
228 |
143 |
67 |
18 |
182 |
Right? I can't believe they never heard of an emotional support insect. |
1.4508 |
0.03969 |
264 |
167 |
75 |
22 |
183 |
Next time, I'll ask for a ticket in 'fumigated'. |
1.4505 |
0.04112 |
273 |
179 |
65 |
29 |
184 |
At least there is only one and he’s reading |
1.4502 |
0.04189 |
251 |
162 |
65 |
24 |
185 |
Everybody looks like ants this high up. |
1.4498 |
0.04021 |
269 |
173 |
71 |
25 |
186 |
If you must know, it's the newest Stephen King novel. |
1.4487 |
0.04051 |
263 |
169 |
70 |
24 |
187 |
I’m feeling more antsy than usual on this flight |
1.4481 |
0.04178 |
270 |
179 |
61 |
30 |
188 |
This proves that ChatGPT5 still can't tell the difference between "booking a flight with my aunt" and "booking a flight with my ant." |
1.4479 |
0.04445 |
259 |
177 |
48 |
34 |
189 |
I need the extra leg room for my extra legs. |
1.4465 |
0.04295 |
271 |
184 |
53 |
34 |
190 |
I prefer the bulkhead but the rest of the family likes to ride in the meal cart. |
1.4465 |
0.04389 |
271 |
187 |
47 |
37 |
191 |
No way! I’m visiting my aunt too. |
1.4463 |
0.04339 |
242 |
159 |
58 |
25 |
192 |
Look at the people! They look like . . . really small people. |
1.4449 |
0.04370 |
254 |
171 |
53 |
30 |
193 |
Ever since your metamorphosis, we don't talk anymore. |
1.4444 |
0.04608 |
234 |
159 |
46 |
29 |
194 |
Your antenna won't work back here. |
1.4435 |
0.04586 |
230 |
155 |
48 |
27 |
195 |
This is the last time I’m travelling roach. |
1.4431 |
0.04621 |
246 |
171 |
41 |
34 |
196 |
TSA confiscated my RAID |
1.4429 |
0.04438 |
219 |
142 |
57 |
20 |
197 |
Just to be clear, Dan. This is the last Comic-Con I'm attending with you. |
1.4416 |
0.04226 |
274 |
186 |
55 |
33 |
198 |
Don't expect me to help you with your oxygen mask. |
1.4414 |
0.04307 |
256 |
172 |
55 |
29 |
199 |
'And now we prey.' |
1.4412 |
0.04469 |
238 |
160 |
51 |
27 |
200 |
So, I have ants that retired to Scottsdale too.
I wonder if they know each other. |
1.4411 |
0.04222 |
263 |
176 |
58 |
29 |
201 |
Wow, from so high up, all the people down there look like... |
1.4408 |
0.04297 |
245 |
162 |
58 |
25 |
202 |
At least its not a baby |
1.4405 |
0.04284 |
252 |
168 |
57 |
27 |
203 |
For the record, I've never owned a magnifying glass. |
1.4405 |
0.04096 |
252 |
163 |
67 |
22 |
204 |
Oh God. Flying ants are the worst. |
1.4405 |
0.04430 |
252 |
172 |
49 |
31 |
205 |
God, it's that creepy guy that I met at the picnic in the Hamptons last week |
1.4403 |
0.04590 |
243 |
168 |
43 |
32 |
206 |
My friend will be back any minute. |
1.4396 |
0.04670 |
207 |
137 |
49 |
21 |
207 |
What do you mean by "colonize the airlines?" |
1.4391 |
0.04457 |
230 |
153 |
53 |
24 |
208 |
Is it a family picnic? |
1.4390 |
0.04205 |
246 |
161 |
62 |
23 |
209 |
Please let it be traveling alone. |
1.4389 |
0.04198 |
262 |
175 |
59 |
28 |
210 |
Im sorry, I had no idea that was considered a slur. |
1.4388 |
0.04402 |
237 |
158 |
54 |
25 |
211 |
The captain has turned off the seatbelt sign. You are free to roam about the cabin |
1.4383 |
0.04346 |
235 |
155 |
57 |
23 |
212 |
I never enjoyed Kafka. |
1.4375 |
0.04234 |
256 |
171 |
58 |
27 |
213 |
You're right--I shouldn't complain about leg room. |
1.4369 |
0.04345 |
222 |
144 |
59 |
19 |
214 |
This happens every time I fly out of Newark. |
1.4360 |
0.04344 |
250 |
169 |
53 |
28 |
215 |
I wouldn't be here if they vacuumed more often. |
1.4356 |
0.04647 |
202 |
133 |
50 |
19 |
216 |
Just this once I really, really hope that a very large person comes and sits in the middle seat. |
1.4355 |
0.04256 |
248 |
165 |
58 |
25 |
217 |
Wow! People down there look like an… oh, never mind…. |
1.4353 |
0.04281 |
255 |
172 |
55 |
28 |
218 |
God, I hope someone takes the middle seat! |
1.4351 |
0.04452 |
239 |
162 |
50 |
27 |
219 |
Flying with you is no picnic. |
1.4348 |
0.04455 |
230 |
154 |
52 |
24 |
220 |
That’s the last time I’ll be reading Kafka before taking my Ambien. |
1.4336 |
0.04807 |
226 |
159 |
36 |
31 |
221 |
No, I’ve never read anything by Kafka |
1.4335 |
0.04696 |
233 |
163 |
39 |
31 |
222 |
It was at this moment that Suzy realized that the gummy she had eaten before the flight was not her vitamin. |
1.4327 |
0.04594 |
245 |
172 |
40 |
33 |
223 |
Everything about this flight bugs me, too |
1.4321 |
0.04278 |
243 |
162 |
57 |
24 |
224 |
Up here they all look like ants. |
1.4320 |
0.04579 |
206 |
136 |
51 |
19 |
225 |
You'd think they'd have worked out all the bugs by now." |
1.4309 |
0.05382 |
181 |
128 |
28 |
25 |
226 |
My pronoun is them, what’s yours? |
1.4307 |
0.04481 |
202 |
131 |
55 |
16 |
227 |
Was that your husband in the middle seat? |
1.4306 |
0.04616 |
216 |
146 |
47 |
23 |
228 |
Promise you won't take all the little sugar packets. |
1.4298 |
0.04585 |
235 |
163 |
43 |
29 |
229 |
I can hold it, I can hold it, I don’t have to go, I don’t need to get up, I can make it! |
1.4291 |
0.04061 |
261 |
173 |
64 |
24 |
230 |
Just be happy that I keep anyone from sitting in the middle seat. |
1.4279 |
0.04656 |
222 |
153 |
43 |
26 |
231 |
I'm guessing 'Help Wanted: Flight Attend Ants' was probably a typo... |
1.4271 |
0.05142 |
192 |
135 |
32 |
25 |
232 |
I was going by “THEM” before it was trendy ! |
1.4266 |
0.04582 |
218 |
148 |
47 |
23 |
233 |
I thought they said extra legs room. |
1.4265 |
0.04711 |
204 |
138 |
45 |
21 |
234 |
Just curious. Do you know what happened to the other passengers? |
1.4263 |
0.04850 |
190 |
128 |
43 |
19 |
235 |
Gross. No shoes? |
1.4258 |
0.04870 |
209 |
146 |
37 |
26 |
236 |
Sorry for generalizing, I just meant that everyone looks so insignificant down there. |
1.4258 |
0.04726 |
209 |
143 |
43 |
23 |
237 |
Because my seat is too wide and comfy, THAT‘S how I know this is a dream! |
1.4257 |
0.04639 |
202 |
135 |
48 |
19 |
238 |
For once, I’m hoping the middle seat fills. |
1.4254 |
0.04164 |
228 |
148 |
63 |
17 |
239 |
I get antsy during takeoff,don't you? |
1.4253 |
0.04536 |
221 |
150 |
48 |
23 |
240 |
This...plane...was...FULL...when...we...took...off! |
1.4251 |
0.04338 |
247 |
169 |
51 |
27 |
241 |
I think my seatmate just ate my support spider. |
1.4250 |
0.04831 |
200 |
137 |
41 |
22 |
242 |
Customs is boarding. Try not to look invasive. |
1.4244 |
0.04793 |
205 |
141 |
41 |
23 |
243 |
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will take the middle seat. |
1.4244 |
0.04743 |
205 |
140 |
43 |
22 |
244 |
You know what really bugs me? |
1.4241 |
0.04714 |
191 |
127 |
47 |
17 |
245 |
Well, your soft, squishy body and hair repel ME, lady, but you don't see me freaking out about it. |
1.4236 |
0.04725 |
203 |
138 |
44 |
21 |
246 |
Hey look! From up here all the people look like a... oh, um, sorry |
1.4231 |
0.04432 |
234 |
160 |
49 |
25 |
247 |
I did eat the rest of the passengers, but I kept you for conversation. |
1.4225 |
0.04610 |
213 |
145 |
46 |
22 |
248 |
That's it. I'm going to return those mushrooms to Trader Joe's. |
1.4225 |
0.04890 |
213 |
151 |
34 |
28 |
249 |
Sorry - I just never knew that ants could fly. |
1.4222 |
0.04518 |
225 |
154 |
47 |
24 |
250 |
Hey, at least I’m not a cockroach. |
1.4219 |
0.04866 |
192 |
131 |
41 |
20 |
251 |
I shouldn't be rude, but the flying kind really freak me out. |
1.4213 |
0.04136 |
254 |
171 |
59 |
24 |
252 |
Don’t worry, sweetheart. I guarantee no one will take the middle seat. |
1.4206 |
0.04545 |
214 |
145 |
48 |
21 |
253 |
So you’re not going to wear a tie to meet my father? |
1.4205 |
0.05180 |
195 |
140 |
28 |
27 |
254 |
I'm a little nervous about meeting your family. |
1.4196 |
0.04487 |
224 |
153 |
48 |
23 |
255 |
Where did the guy in the middle seat go? |
1.4189 |
0.04516 |
222 |
152 |
47 |
23 |
256 |
I thought the extra legroom seats were for people with long legs… not more legs. |
1.4189 |
0.04331 |
222 |
148 |
55 |
19 |
257 |
Relax, Sweetheart. I'm not here to bug you. |
1.4187 |
0.04874 |
203 |
142 |
37 |
24 |
258 |
I gave my kids the magnifying glass, but I swear to you I had no idea what they were doing with it. |
1.4186 |
0.05403 |
172 |
122 |
28 |
22 |
259 |
The microdosing seems to be helping with my fear of flying. How's it working for you? |
1.4185 |
0.05018 |
184 |
127 |
37 |
20 |
260 |
I'm a bit surprised myself at the open seats. Thought for sure we'd be crawling all over each other. |
1.4171 |
0.04539 |
211 |
143 |
48 |
20 |
261 |
I thought I'd booked next to a frequent 'flyer', not a worker! |
1.4171 |
0.04638 |
211 |
145 |
44 |
22 |
262 |
It's all about leg room, |
1.4167 |
0.04294 |
228 |
153 |
55 |
20 |
263 |
Is it 'cause I'm black? |
1.4167 |
0.04754 |
204 |
141 |
41 |
22 |
264 |
When she reserved a seat for her “Ant,” we assumed it was a typo.
Douglas Ray
Fort Mill, SC |
1.4167 |
0.04652 |
216 |
150 |
42 |
24 |
265 |
What ? Relax. You weren't my first choice either. |
1.4163 |
0.04570 |
209 |
142 |
47 |
20 |
266 |
Economy plus provides more leg leg leg leg leg leg room |
1.4163 |
0.04364 |
209 |
138 |
55 |
16 |
267 |
Ahhhh!!! There’s a spider on the window! |
1.4152 |
0.04960 |
171 |
115 |
41 |
15 |
268 |
Don't worry mam", "TSA made me check my stinger" |
1.4149 |
0.04993 |
188 |
131 |
36 |
21 |
269 |
Feelin a lil Antsy about flying" |
1.4147 |
0.04541 |
217 |
149 |
46 |
22 |
270 |
I'm an aunt, too. |
1.4138 |
0.04411 |
232 |
160 |
48 |
24 |
271 |
I get antsy on planes too |
1.4136 |
0.04632 |
220 |
154 |
41 |
25 |
272 |
Well, at least there are no spiders on board – for both our sakes! |
1.4134 |
0.04800 |
179 |
120 |
44 |
15 |
273 |
Oh no, he’s not wearing a mask. |
1.4133 |
0.04386 |
196 |
128 |
55 |
13 |
274 |
That was no microdose. |
1.4133 |
0.04785 |
196 |
135 |
41 |
20 |
275 |
Are you reading Kafka again? |
1.4121 |
0.05043 |
199 |
143 |
30 |
26 |
276 |
..and he's reading Kafka! |
1.4120 |
0.04601 |
216 |
150 |
43 |
23 |
277 |
Of all the hive-minded entities to be stuck next to on a flight ... |
1.4109 |
0.04352 |
202 |
133 |
55 |
14 |
278 |
I always feel antsy before takeoff |
1.4098 |
0.04471 |
205 |
138 |
50 |
17 |
279 |
I meant no offense. I just meant they look tiny down there. |
1.4096 |
0.05045 |
188 |
133 |
33 |
22 |
280 |
Yeah, guys are always hitting on me too! |
1.4096 |
0.05211 |
188 |
136 |
27 |
25 |
281 |
OMG I hope I’m not the inflight snack. |
1.4095 |
0.04343 |
210 |
140 |
54 |
16 |
282 |
So I guess you’re one of those flying ants. |
1.4093 |
0.04723 |
193 |
132 |
43 |
18 |
283 |
We got really lucky.....there could have been some fat guy in the middle seat. |
1.4091 |
0.04637 |
198 |
135 |
45 |
18 |
284 |
I always dread that some weirdo will have the middle seat. |
1.4085 |
0.06092 |
142 |
104 |
18 |
20 |
285 |
Hey look! ...all of the people down there look like...um... look like ...um...really small people. |
1.4085 |
0.04501 |
213 |
146 |
47 |
20 |
286 |
Never enough legroom. |
1.4084 |
0.04640 |
191 |
129 |
46 |
16 |
287 |
Running into you makes me worry less about picking the right armrest. |
1.4083 |
0.04552 |
169 |
109 |
51 |
9 |
288 |
Uh, sure--You can have all the armrests! |
1.4080 |
0.04586 |
201 |
137 |
46 |
18 |
289 |
A completely empty flight and this lady decides to sit right next to me and act like I freak HER out? |
1.4078 |
0.05111 |
179 |
126 |
33 |
20 |
290 |
So I’m the rich Ant everyone talks about. |
1.4078 |
0.04811 |
206 |
146 |
36 |
24 |
291 |
Yes, some ants fly. |
1.4076 |
0.04773 |
211 |
150 |
36 |
25 |
292 |
Why is it that you look so much bigger up here? |
1.4074 |
0.04851 |
189 |
131 |
39 |
19 |
293 |
I could have had thirty thousand children by the time they fix this mechanical issue |
1.4070 |
0.05329 |
172 |
123 |
28 |
21 |
294 |
When the woman in the early-boarding line said her aunt would be joining me, I just thought... |
1.4065 |
0.04385 |
214 |
145 |
51 |
18 |
295 |
Uh, yes. First time flyer. I'm a bit antsy. |
1.4065 |
0.04385 |
214 |
145 |
51 |
18 |
296 |
Yes, some folks still read on planes. No need to stare. |
1.4064 |
0.04888 |
187 |
130 |
38 |
19 |
297 |
If you’re worried about someone taking the middle seat, relax. |
1.4061 |
0.04761 |
197 |
137 |
40 |
20 |
298 |
I didn't think ants could fly. |
1.4061 |
0.04761 |
197 |
137 |
40 |
20 |
299 |
I really think this comfort animal thing has gone far enough. |
1.4058 |
0.04841 |
207 |
148 |
34 |
25 |
300 |
Geez, what's her problem? I paid for the extra leg room too! |
1.4051 |
0.04740 |
195 |
135 |
41 |
19 |
301 |
I'm nervous about meeting your family. |
1.4050 |
0.04760 |
200 |
140 |
39 |
21 |
302 |
Oops. Sorry. I meant they just look like tiny people down there. |
1.4047 |
0.04515 |
215 |
149 |
45 |
21 |
303 |
I really need to stop microdosing before takeoff. |
1.4045 |
0.05067 |
178 |
125 |
34 |
19 |
304 |
Actually, they look nothing like you. |
1.4040 |
0.04795 |
198 |
139 |
38 |
21 |
305 |
Relax, I ‘m full. |
1.4040 |
0.04741 |
198 |
138 |
40 |
20 |
306 |
All right. So what do all of those people down there look like to you? |
1.4039 |
0.04708 |
203 |
142 |
40 |
21 |
307 |
Uh, I heard that you only fly when looking for a mate. |
1.4037 |
0.04563 |
218 |
153 |
42 |
23 |
308 |
Relax, at least I am not in your pants! |
1.4035 |
0.05017 |
171 |
118 |
37 |
16 |
309 |
Are you also visiting your aunt? |
1.4033 |
0.05064 |
181 |
128 |
33 |
20 |
310 |
Looks like just you and me. |
1.4022 |
0.04448 |
179 |
117 |
52 |
10 |
311 |
You're right. They do look more like people! |
1.4011 |
0.04981 |
182 |
128 |
35 |
19 |
312 |
Ewww no shoes. |
1.4000 |
0.04483 |
200 |
136 |
48 |
16 |
313 |
I need extra legs room. |
1.3991 |
0.04417 |
218 |
151 |
47 |
20 |
314 |
I see you’re reading Metamorphosis |
1.3990 |
0.04712 |
193 |
134 |
41 |
18 |
315 |
When we land would you mind getting down my bag? It's 50 times my weight. |
1.3989 |
0.05078 |
183 |
131 |
31 |
21 |
316 |
that motherfucker is NOT real |
1.3989 |
0.05424 |
178 |
132 |
21 |
25 |
317 |
Just my luck - an empty plane and SHE gets seated in my row! |
1.3988 |
0.04832 |
173 |
118 |
41 |
14 |
318 |
The ants just aren't marching two by two anymore. Hurrah |
1.3987 |
0.05153 |
158 |
109 |
35 |
14 |
319 |
Next thing you know, cows will fly. |
1.3980 |
0.04770 |
196 |
138 |
38 |
20 |
320 |
Lady: “All the people down there look like ants”
Ant: “They are ants, we haven’t taken off yet!” |
1.3979 |
0.04861 |
191 |
135 |
36 |
20 |
321 |
Typical manspreading |
1.3978 |
0.04898 |
186 |
131 |
36 |
19 |
322 |
I Identify as a human |
1.3975 |
0.05159 |
161 |
112 |
34 |
15 |
323 |
Wow! Your mother is an actual queen and you still fly coach. |
1.3971 |
0.04651 |
209 |
148 |
39 |
22 |
324 |
Will you mind if I order a grasshopper? |
1.3967 |
0.04936 |
184 |
130 |
35 |
19 |
325 |
Even though Cheryl was trying to do better, she couldn’t understand why being ‘antsy about flying’ was offensive |
1.3966 |
0.04715 |
179 |
122 |
43 |
14 |
326 |
It's true. The ants up here look like people. |
1.3964 |
0.05189 |
169 |
120 |
31 |
18 |
327 |
Well, it's not exactly a picnic for me either. |
1.3958 |
0.04490 |
192 |
130 |
48 |
14 |
328 |
This flight won’t be a picnic. |
1.3956 |
0.04851 |
182 |
127 |
38 |
17 |
329 |
Wow, the whole cabin upgraded to First Class! |
1.3955 |
0.04950 |
177 |
124 |
36 |
17 |
330 |
Dear, I think you were right about not mixing alcohol with my pills" |
1.3955 |
0.04884 |
177 |
123 |
38 |
16 |
331 |
So 'roach class' wasn't a misprint. |
1.3953 |
0.05186 |
172 |
123 |
30 |
19 |
332 |
Read much Kafka? |
1.3953 |
0.04705 |
172 |
116 |
44 |
12 |
333 |
Relax,I'm a vegetarian! |
1.3951 |
0.04825 |
162 |
109 |
42 |
11 |
334 |
Crazy how everybody looks like ants when you’re up here, isn’t it? |
1.3950 |
0.04533 |
200 |
138 |
45 |
17 |
335 |
The upgrade to extra legs room was worth it. |
1.3941 |
0.04957 |
170 |
118 |
37 |
15 |
336 |
Does the Queen know about this? |
1.3941 |
0.04814 |
170 |
116 |
41 |
13 |
337 |
when they said you are going to travelling with the Queen
I was convinced it was going to be someone else |
1.3941 |
0.04697 |
203 |
144 |
38 |
21 |
338 |
This outfit always gets me an aisle seat. |
1.3938 |
0.05327 |
160 |
114 |
29 |
17 |
339 |
She remembered that the flight had been fully sold out and she worried, "WHERE had all the other passengers gone?" |
1.3936 |
0.04676 |
188 |
130 |
42 |
16 |
340 |
Where do your legs go when they roll out the beverage cart? |
1.3935 |
0.05530 |
155 |
112 |
25 |
18 |
341 |
I'm just saying, the whole trip felt Kafkaesque to me. |
1.3934 |
0.04891 |
183 |
129 |
36 |
18 |
342 |
Ok. I’m sorry for saying “ please quit bugging me “ |
1.3934 |
0.04767 |
183 |
127 |
40 |
16 |
343 |
These coach seats are no picnic |
1.3934 |
0.04508 |
183 |
123 |
48 |
12 |
344 |
This happens every time I read Kafka |
1.3931 |
0.05030 |
173 |
122 |
34 |
17 |
345 |
No. Go ahead and finish that sentence. What do the people down there look like,Sandra? What indeed? |
1.3931 |
0.04962 |
173 |
121 |
36 |
16 |
346 |
I knew I shouldn't have booked on a budget airline! |
1.3931 |
0.04962 |
173 |
121 |
36 |
16 |
347 |
I find reading a book helps keep people from bothering me on long flights. |
1.3931 |
0.05226 |
173 |
125 |
28 |
20 |
348 |
The newest section on an airplane: Extra Legs-Room. |
1.3931 |
0.05096 |
173 |
123 |
32 |
18 |
349 |
I guess “more legs room” wasn’t a typo. |
1.3926 |
0.05181 |
163 |
115 |
32 |
16 |
350 |
Last time I board in Group A. |
1.3922 |
0.04626 |
204 |
144 |
40 |
20 |
351 |
Let me guess. You didn't know ants could fly. |
1.3920 |
0.05221 |
176 |
128 |
27 |
21 |
352 |
Oh uh, I hope the middle seat is not for his wife |
1.3918 |
0.04452 |
194 |
132 |
48 |
14 |
353 |
I guess they are right about airborne bugs keeping travel numbers down. |
1.3915 |
0.04892 |
189 |
135 |
34 |
20 |
354 |
Omg How long until this pot brownie wears off? |
1.3913 |
0.05226 |
161 |
114 |
31 |
16 |
355 |
Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find himself in coach. |
1.3911 |
0.04658 |
202 |
143 |
39 |
20 |
356 |
What do you mean when you say you're having the very special meal? |
1.3907 |
0.05313 |
151 |
106 |
31 |
14 |
357 |
I just want a man who treats me like a queen. |
1.3904 |
0.04690 |
187 |
130 |
41 |
16 |
358 |
While Nigel was enjoying “Even More Legs Room,” Anita was beginning to regret her decision. |
1.3904 |
0.04751 |
187 |
131 |
39 |
17 |
359 |
You're the worst emotional support animal ever! |
1.3901 |
0.04906 |
182 |
129 |
35 |
18 |
360 |
Debbie regretted selecting a seat with extra legroom. |
1.3901 |
0.04968 |
182 |
130 |
33 |
19 |
361 |
Flying is no picnic, is it? |
1.3896 |
0.05155 |
154 |
107 |
34 |
13 |
362 |
The free bag,yes,a nice perk,but for me it’s mostly about the extra leg room. |
1.3895 |
0.04625 |
172 |
116 |
45 |
11 |
363 |
Oh, this? 'The Metamorphosis', by Franz Kafka. Very silly premise. |
1.3895 |
0.04813 |
190 |
135 |
36 |
19 |
364 |
What terrified Janelle was not the giant ant. It was the prospect of 800 crying antlings on the 5-hour flight. |
1.3893 |
0.05103 |
149 |
102 |
36 |
11 |
365 |
Gross! I never thought I'd have to sit for 6 hours near someone that supports colonization. |
1.3892 |
0.05156 |
167 |
119 |
31 |
17 |
366 |
I really don’t think they are going to buy that ‘service animal’ argument! |
1.3892 |
0.04868 |
167 |
115 |
39 |
13 |
367 |
They said exotic pets fly in cargo... clearly you're not a pet. |
1.3889 |
0.05272 |
162 |
116 |
29 |
17 |
368 |
I’m never flying Spirit again… |
1.3885 |
0.05395 |
157 |
113 |
27 |
17 |
369 |
People down there are so small they look like . . . |
1.3883 |
0.04431 |
206 |
143 |
46 |
17 |
370 |
Try to relax your thorax. |
1.3882 |
0.04878 |
170 |
118 |
38 |
14 |
371 |
This section comes with extra legs room. |
1.3882 |
0.05088 |
170 |
121 |
32 |
17 |
372 |
I'm happy to relax back here while my kids have lunch in first class. |
1.3882 |
0.05019 |
170 |
120 |
34 |
16 |
373 |
No, it's fine, I just thought I booked the seat next to my aunt |
1.3880 |
0.05006 |
183 |
132 |
31 |
20 |
374 |
Wow, from here the people look like…never mind |
1.3879 |
0.05129 |
165 |
117 |
32 |
16 |
375 |
I hope the pilot steps on it. |
1.3878 |
0.05239 |
147 |
102 |
33 |
12 |
376 |
Those people down there look like ants... AUNTS!... uncles and aunts... yep, tiny little uncles and aunts. |
1.3876 |
0.05110 |
178 |
129 |
29 |
20 |
377 |
From up here, they all look like...nevermind. |
1.3875 |
0.05245 |
160 |
114 |
30 |
16 |
378 |
Eleanor discovers that her desire for an aisle seat is less compelling than her fear of large insects. |
1.3875 |
0.04855 |
160 |
109 |
40 |
11 |
379 |
Apparently, according to this report,in the event of a crash the best protection is an exoskeleton. |
1.3871 |
0.04962 |
155 |
106 |
38 |
11 |
380 |
I hate to be a pest but could you close the window shade? |
1.3871 |
0.04450 |
186 |
126 |
48 |
12 |
381 |
Welcome aboard Air Kafka. |
1.3869 |
0.04650 |
199 |
141 |
39 |
19 |
382 |
The rest of the colony is in economy. |
1.3869 |
0.04918 |
168 |
117 |
37 |
14 |
383 |
Flying Kafka Air has its pitfalls. |
1.3861 |
0.05137 |
158 |
111 |
33 |
14 |
384 |
This Kafka fella totally nails it. |
1.3856 |
0.05256 |
153 |
108 |
31 |
14 |
385 |
So I ATE the guy in the middle. You’re welcome! |
1.3854 |
0.04415 |
192 |
131 |
48 |
13 |
386 |
Just think, I thought bed bugs were going to be my biggest concern on this trip. |
1.3854 |
0.04415 |
192 |
131 |
48 |
13 |
387 |
With all due respect...With this many empty seats on this flight, I think I'll move and let you have this row to yourself ! |
1.3851 |
0.04989 |
161 |
112 |
36 |
13 |
388 |
Weekend family picnic? |
1.3850 |
0.04621 |
187 |
130 |
42 |
15 |
389 |
Ok, I get nervous when I fly, not antsy. I should not have said that. I see that now |
1.3846 |
0.04603 |
195 |
137 |
41 |
17 |
390 |
Can you turn off your antennae until we reach cruising altitude? |
1.3846 |
0.04579 |
182 |
125 |
44 |
13 |
391 |
Could the passenger in seat 10c please cross his right leg instead of his left. |
1.3841 |
0.05387 |
151 |
108 |
28 |
15 |
392 |
The fact that there's no one else on this plane is making me a bit antsy. |
1.3837 |
0.05106 |
172 |
124 |
30 |
18 |
393 |
I totally know you have a bagel with cream cheese and pretzel sticks in your purse. |
1.3836 |
0.05339 |
159 |
115 |
27 |
17 |
394 |
I see there are still bugs in the airlines reservation systems! |
1.3836 |
0.04952 |
159 |
110 |
37 |
12 |
395 |
I knew finishing all those edibles was a terrible idea! |
1.3831 |
0.05308 |
154 |
110 |
29 |
15 |
396 |
At least he’s not manspreading. |
1.3831 |
0.05063 |
154 |
107 |
35 |
12 |
397 |
Ah, did you happen to see where my husband went?? |
1.3830 |
0.04723 |
188 |
133 |
38 |
17 |
398 |
Reading Kafka on the plane is proving to be a great way to avoid small talk with strangers. |
1.3827 |
0.04861 |
196 |
143 |
31 |
22 |
399 |
Golly, from this altitude the people down there look like ants |
1.3822 |
0.04669 |
191 |
135 |
39 |
17 |
400 |
If I were really her "Favorite Ant," that niece of mine would have paid for first-class." |
1.3820 |
0.04714 |
178 |
124 |
40 |
14 |
401 |
Small talk must be wildly different in your circles. |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
402 |
There's a girl on the wing who looks like you, and she's pissed. |
1.3816 |
0.05275 |
152 |
108 |
30 |
14 |
403 |
Honey...are those your parents trying to crawl up the side of the plane? |
1.3815 |
0.04809 |
173 |
121 |
38 |
14 |
404 |
The leg room these days. It’s like they’re trying to squish you. And believe me I know. My father was squished. My brother. My sister in law …. |
1.3815 |
0.05147 |
173 |
126 |
28 |
19 |
405 |
It's just, you're always working... |
1.3810 |
0.05656 |
147 |
108 |
22 |
17 |
406 |
The cabin is almost empty, and I end up sitting next to a talker! |
1.3807 |
0.04621 |
197 |
140 |
39 |
18 |
407 |
Don't get antsy, flying is perfectly safe |
1.3804 |
0.05090 |
163 |
116 |
32 |
15 |
408 |
I get you like the legroom but what do you mean “live snacks? |
1.3803 |
0.05070 |
142 |
97 |
36 |
9 |
409 |
Every. Single. Time. |
1.3800 |
0.04976 |
150 |
103 |
37 |
10 |
410 |
From up here, everyone looks like an . . . um . . . I mean, really tiny people. |
1.3797 |
0.05358 |
158 |
115 |
26 |
17 |
411 |
Stay calm, Joan. At least he hasn't got a crying larva. |
1.3797 |
0.05048 |
158 |
111 |
34 |
13 |
412 |
The seatbelt would crush my thorax, that's why. |
1.3795 |
0.04949 |
166 |
117 |
35 |
14 |
413 |
Aren't planes routinely de-bugged before takeoff? |
1.3795 |
0.04645 |
166 |
113 |
43 |
10 |
414 |
Well, this flight will certainly be no picnic. |
1.3793 |
0.04923 |
174 |
124 |
34 |
16 |
415 |
Oh do calm down. You were just dreaming. Besides, I'm vegan. |
1.3791 |
0.04830 |
182 |
130 |
35 |
17 |
416 |
Mate and lay eggs, mate and lay eggs.God I can relate.. |
1.3791 |
0.05246 |
153 |
109 |
30 |
14 |
417 |
My wife will be here shortly to occupy the middle seat. |
1.3787 |
0.04813 |
169 |
118 |
38 |
13 |
418 |
I should've known when I asked if the plane was full and all I heard was crickets. |
1.3786 |
0.05409 |
140 |
99 |
29 |
12 |
419 |
Weird how everyone down there also looks like ants. |
1.3785 |
0.04795 |
177 |
125 |
37 |
15 |
420 |
Relax...it could be worse. What if I had the middle seat? |
1.3784 |
0.05110 |
148 |
103 |
34 |
11 |
421 |
Sorry, I didn't mean to bug you. |
1.3782 |
0.04629 |
193 |
137 |
39 |
17 |
422 |
I don't think Antarctica is what you think it is. |
1.3779 |
0.05098 |
172 |
125 |
29 |
18 |
423 |
From way up here everyone looks like tiny little an- small, they look small. |
1.3778 |
0.04605 |
180 |
125 |
42 |
13 |
424 |
You know, when I said they looked like ants, I didn't mean to imply all ants looked alike! |
1.3777 |
0.04776 |
188 |
135 |
35 |
18 |
425 |
As queen, I always fly first class.
The rest of the colony is in luggage. |
1.3775 |
0.05294 |
151 |
108 |
29 |
14 |
426 |
I can't believe he just plucked off two of his legs to avoid additional legroom fees! |
1.3774 |
0.05101 |
159 |
113 |
32 |
14 |
427 |
Mary Beth suddenly forgot about her fear of flying. |
1.3774 |
0.05254 |
159 |
115 |
28 |
16 |
428 |
I wish *I* was allowed fifty times my weight in carry-ons. |
1.3768 |
0.05364 |
138 |
97 |
30 |
11 |
429 |
They look like... uhhh... small little bugs down there |
1.3765 |
0.05107 |
162 |
116 |
31 |
15 |
430 |
How did you know I'm from Chernobyl ? |
1.3759 |
0.05562 |
141 |
102 |
25 |
14 |
431 |
Don’t worry honey. I’ll move into the middle seat if someone strange tries to join us. |
1.3758 |
0.05170 |
149 |
105 |
32 |
12 |
432 |
If you see a Pest Control billboard, don't take it personally. |
1.3758 |
0.05082 |
149 |
104 |
34 |
11 |
433 |
Thought bubbles from each side:
"Nice to have that empty middle seat" |
1.3758 |
0.05065 |
157 |
111 |
33 |
13 |
434 |
Plane is empty and she takes the window seat next to me. |
1.3750 |
0.05227 |
160 |
116 |
28 |
16 |
435 |
When did bare feet on a plane become acceptable? |
1.3750 |
0.04900 |
168 |
119 |
35 |
14 |
436 |
Yes, I did eat the other passengers. Were they reserved for business class? |
1.3750 |
0.05212 |
136 |
94 |
33 |
9 |
437 |
Shelly and her aunt, despite being a bit at loggerheads, decide to take a trip together to Seattle. |
1.3750 |
0.05711 |
136 |
99 |
23 |
14 |
438 |
I tried to change my flight but I guess they’re still working out a few bugs. |
1.3750 |
0.04754 |
160 |
110 |
40 |
10 |
439 |
These emotional support animals are getting out of hand. |
1.3742 |
0.04930 |
163 |
115 |
35 |
13 |
440 |
I apologize for the service. I ate the crew. |
1.3742 |
0.04930 |
163 |
115 |
35 |
13 |
441 |
Good Gravy, it's reading "How to serve Man" the Cookbook! |
1.3737 |
0.04492 |
190 |
133 |
43 |
14 |
442 |
My aunt’s a big traveler too. |
1.3736 |
0.04629 |
182 |
128 |
40 |
14 |
443 |
I have to stop reading Kafka the night before my red eye flights! |
1.3735 |
0.05157 |
166 |
121 |
28 |
17 |
444 |
I don't always fly, but when I do I scare the shit out of everybody. |
1.3734 |
0.05196 |
158 |
114 |
29 |
15 |
445 |
In case you are worried, I won’t be crossing my left leg over my right. |
1.3731 |
0.05367 |
134 |
94 |
30 |
10 |
446 |
Sitting next to you is no picnic, either. |
1.3728 |
0.04804 |
169 |
119 |
37 |
13 |
447 |
My brother’s name is Ant too, but it’s short for Anthony. |
1.3727 |
0.04892 |
161 |
113 |
36 |
12 |
448 |
No, flying is only my second biggest fear. |
1.3724 |
0.05265 |
145 |
103 |
30 |
12 |
449 |
I thought they hired me to accompany their elderly aunt! |
1.3723 |
0.05483 |
137 |
98 |
27 |
12 |
450 |
Bet you're wishing you'd carpooled with the other billion siblings. |
1.3723 |
0.05181 |
137 |
95 |
33 |
9 |
451 |
Some of us migrate differently. |
1.3720 |
0.05129 |
164 |
119 |
29 |
16 |
452 |
People look like ants from this high up. |
1.3716 |
0.05447 |
148 |
108 |
25 |
15 |
453 |
Oh my god no wonder I got upgraded |
1.3711 |
0.05320 |
159 |
117 |
25 |
17 |
454 |
Sorry,no,I've never read any Kafka. |
1.3708 |
0.04765 |
178 |
127 |
36 |
15 |
455 |
Is something bugging you? |
1.3706 |
0.05221 |
143 |
101 |
31 |
11 |
456 |
When did pants become optional? |
1.3704 |
0.05230 |
135 |
94 |
32 |
9 |
457 |
The chicken was dry, but the flight attendant was delicious. |
1.3701 |
0.05600 |
154 |
116 |
19 |
19 |
458 |
Oh, they are ants. We're still at the gate. |
1.3699 |
0.05325 |
146 |
105 |
28 |
13 |
459 |
Once again, Rhonda is seated near the type of guy who bugs her. |
1.3697 |
0.05029 |
165 |
119 |
31 |
15 |
460 |
This is not what I expected when they told me I was in the same row as the queen. |
1.3696 |
0.04961 |
184 |
136 |
28 |
20 |
461 |
Man, she's really creeping me out. |
1.3694 |
0.05443 |
157 |
117 |
22 |
18 |
462 |
Tell me ONE MORE TIME what people look like from up here. |
1.3694 |
0.05135 |
157 |
113 |
30 |
14 |
463 |
I assumed he meant his aunt would be flying with us. |
1.3691 |
0.05246 |
149 |
107 |
29 |
13 |
464 |
I paid extra for more legs room. |
1.3687 |
0.04676 |
179 |
127 |
38 |
14 |
465 |
Don’t stare! Don’t stare! Don’t stare! |
1.3684 |
0.05106 |
171 |
126 |
27 |
18 |
466 |
Just be grateful I didn't bring the kids along this trip. |
1.3684 |
0.04757 |
171 |
121 |
37 |
13 |
467 |
I never thought I'd pray for someone to take the middle seat |
1.3684 |
0.04969 |
171 |
124 |
31 |
16 |
468 |
Woah, people look like ants from here! |
1.3681 |
0.05071 |
163 |
118 |
30 |
15 |
469 |
I hope he doesn't look at me. We dated in the 80s. |
1.3681 |
0.05375 |
144 |
104 |
27 |
13 |
470 |
Don’t worry. Not trying to get in your pants. |
1.3680 |
0.05851 |
125 |
91 |
22 |
12 |
471 |
So queens don’t get an upgrade to first? |
1.3678 |
0.04769 |
174 |
124 |
36 |
14 |
472 |
You should see this - all the people on the ground look like ... like ... they look really tiny. |
1.3677 |
0.04931 |
155 |
109 |
35 |
11 |
473 |
Dear God, I've never asked this before, but please let someone take that middle seat. |
1.3677 |
0.05180 |
155 |
112 |
29 |
14 |
474 |
Tell your kids to stop climbing on me. |
1.3677 |
0.05417 |
155 |
115 |
23 |
17 |
475 |
That m@therf$cker isn’t real |
1.3677 |
0.05644 |
155 |
118 |
17 |
20 |
476 |
My God, everyone leaves the city on the 4th. |
1.3676 |
0.05404 |
136 |
97 |
28 |
11 |
477 |
Susan hated traveling with her Great Ant... |
1.3675 |
0.05218 |
166 |
123 |
25 |
18 |
478 |
No, I don’t read science fiction. It’s a little too creepy for me. |
1.3671 |
0.05186 |
158 |
115 |
28 |
15 |
479 |
The extra leg room policy still has bugs in it. |
1.3669 |
0.05010 |
169 |
123 |
30 |
16 |
480 |
It’s not just queens that can fly you know. |
1.3665 |
0.04960 |
161 |
115 |
33 |
13 |
481 |
I prefer seats with extra legs room |
1.3665 |
0.05114 |
161 |
117 |
29 |
15 |
482 |
Ha, you don’t think I travel alone, do you? |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
483 |
Sandra regretted picking her airline solely for the “extra leg” room. |
1.3657 |
0.04949 |
175 |
128 |
30 |
17 |
484 |
They look like ants up here, too! |
1.3657 |
0.04883 |
175 |
127 |
32 |
16 |
485 |
Why is there never enough leg room in economy? |
1.3657 |
0.05354 |
134 |
95 |
29 |
10 |
486 |
So you take Kafka pretty seriously then... |
1.3654 |
0.05310 |
156 |
115 |
25 |
16 |
487 |
So, how long was your Chernobyl vacation? |
1.3654 |
0.04733 |
156 |
108 |
39 |
9 |
488 |
I finally got a seat with leg room |
1.3650 |
0.05371 |
137 |
98 |
28 |
11 |
489 |
Mind if I need more leg room? |
1.3650 |
0.05470 |
137 |
99 |
26 |
12 |
490 |
Was that your husband? |
1.3649 |
0.05265 |
148 |
107 |
28 |
13 |
491 |
Funny thing is, if a spider takes the middle seat, we're both leaving. |
1.3647 |
0.04985 |
170 |
124 |
30 |
16 |
492 |
And I thought I had bug eyes. |
1.3643 |
0.05271 |
129 |
90 |
31 |
8 |
493 |
I hate flying in Roach! |
1.3643 |
0.05605 |
129 |
93 |
25 |
11 |
494 |
Is this a layover or your final infestation? |
1.3643 |
0.05288 |
140 |
100 |
29 |
11 |
495 |
I get so antsy when flying. |
1.3642 |
0.04836 |
151 |
105 |
37 |
9 |
496 |
Thank you for flying Kafka Airlines. |
1.3642 |
0.05088 |
162 |
118 |
29 |
15 |
497 |
I shouldn't have mentioned I was flying home for my family picnic! |
1.3636 |
0.04792 |
176 |
127 |
34 |
15 |
498 |
How's that shroom trip going? |
1.3636 |
0.05616 |
132 |
96 |
24 |
12 |
499 |
No WAY that was a micro-dose! |
1.3636 |
0.05209 |
143 |
102 |
30 |
11 |
500 |
Could be worse.. you could be a 400 pound linebacker in the middle seat. |
1.3636 |
0.05616 |
132 |
96 |
24 |
12 |
501 |
Flying ant season has arrived |
1.3636 |
0.05616 |
132 |
96 |
24 |
12 |
502 |
Could be worse. At least you’re not sitting next to Woody Allen. |
1.3636 |
0.05436 |
154 |
115 |
22 |
17 |
503 |
Are you going to the National Picnic Festival,too? |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
504 |
I paid extra for extra legs room. |
1.3631 |
0.04621 |
157 |
108 |
41 |
8 |
505 |
It's Kafka's Metamorphosis. I'm almost done. |
1.3630 |
0.05658 |
146 |
110 |
19 |
17 |
506 |
I hope he doesn’t remember me from last summer. |
1.3630 |
0.05132 |
146 |
104 |
31 |
11 |
507 |
This is quite a good read. You like Stephen King? |
1.3630 |
0.05424 |
135 |
97 |
27 |
11 |
508 |
There's never enough leg room! |
1.3625 |
0.04896 |
160 |
114 |
34 |
12 |
509 |
Is that ‘Charlotte’s Web’ you’re reading? |
1.3625 |
0.04896 |
160 |
114 |
34 |
12 |
510 |
In case you're wondering, my pronouns are "It/Its" and "They/Them" ! |
1.3623 |
0.05239 |
138 |
98 |
30 |
10 |
511 |
Would you be more comfortable in first class? I have points. |
1.3622 |
0.05553 |
127 |
91 |
26 |
10 |
512 |
All those people down there,they look like,ummm |
1.3620 |
0.04909 |
163 |
117 |
33 |
13 |
513 |
All the people look like ants. |
1.3618 |
0.04900 |
152 |
107 |
35 |
10 |
514 |
Buying a seat with extra legs room always comes with a catch. |
1.3616 |
0.04769 |
177 |
128 |
34 |
15 |
515 |
I thought they got the bugs out of this new aircraft! |
1.3615 |
0.05461 |
130 |
93 |
27 |
10 |
516 |
Enjoying Kafka? |
1.3613 |
0.05169 |
155 |
113 |
28 |
14 |
517 |
Be glad I'm not a bed bug |
1.3613 |
0.05004 |
155 |
111 |
32 |
12 |
518 |
It’s a delightful fantasy titled “Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka. |
1.3609 |
0.05070 |
169 |
125 |
27 |
17 |
519 |
Don't all the tiny cars look like — oops, sorry! |
1.3600 |
0.05031 |
150 |
107 |
32 |
11 |
520 |
Why do I always get the seat next to the creepiest guy on the plane? |
1.3600 |
0.05457 |
150 |
112 |
22 |
16 |
521 |
I'm sorry, flying ants just creep me out. |
1.3600 |
0.04737 |
175 |
126 |
35 |
14 |
522 |
Megan always knew her days as an exterminator would come back to haunt her eventually. |
1.3600 |
0.05725 |
125 |
91 |
23 |
11 |
523 |
You're way more chill about this turbulence than I expected from an ant. |
1.3600 |
0.04941 |
150 |
106 |
34 |
10 |
524 |
With all the empty seats she has to sit here? |
1.3598 |
0.05035 |
164 |
120 |
29 |
15 |
525 |
I didn't know my carry-on bag could be fifty times my body weight. |
1.3598 |
0.05035 |
164 |
120 |
29 |
15 |
526 |
Never flying out of LaGuardia again. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
527 |
I took way too many gummies... |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
528 |
I’m not sure the extra leg room is worth it … |
1.3590 |
0.04721 |
156 |
109 |
38 |
9 |
529 |
This is what I get for using my frequent flyer miles. |
1.3590 |
0.05141 |
156 |
114 |
28 |
14 |
530 |
Weird! From up here, ants look like they're as big as people! |
1.3590 |
0.05299 |
156 |
116 |
24 |
16 |
531 |
I assume your pronouns includes "Them". |
1.3585 |
0.05148 |
159 |
117 |
27 |
15 |
532 |
YES I AM READING KAFKA |
1.3585 |
0.05070 |
159 |
116 |
29 |
14 |
533 |
No, I did not pack a picnic lunch. |
1.3585 |
0.05070 |
159 |
116 |
29 |
14 |
534 |
Four legs instead of six. Freaks them out every time. |
1.3585 |
0.05300 |
159 |
119 |
23 |
17 |
535 |
You're reading Kafka? |
1.3582 |
0.05545 |
134 |
98 |
24 |
12 |
536 |
You know, from this height, all the people down there DO look like ants. |
1.3582 |
0.05339 |
134 |
96 |
28 |
10 |
537 |
What happened to your husband? |
1.3582 |
0.05744 |
134 |
100 |
20 |
14 |
538 |
I hope we're not both headed for the same family reunion picnic. |
1.3582 |
0.05233 |
134 |
95 |
30 |
9 |
539 |
I love the legroom in first class." |
1.3581 |
0.04983 |
148 |
105 |
33 |
10 |
540 |
I'm reading an Ant-thology |
1.3581 |
0.05164 |
148 |
107 |
29 |
12 |
541 |
I hate flying with my ant. |
1.3577 |
0.05787 |
123 |
90 |
22 |
11 |
542 |
I have a theory as to why the plane is empty. |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
543 |
Gonna KILL whoever recommended streaming "Travels with My Aunt! |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
544 |
I already regret picking the sugar cube dinner. |
1.3576 |
0.04823 |
151 |
106 |
36 |
9 |
545 |
Up this high people on the grounds look like.....well, you know. |
1.3576 |
0.04636 |
151 |
104 |
40 |
7 |
546 |
We'll just keep this seat clear - you know...in case anyone molts... |
1.3576 |
0.05176 |
151 |
110 |
28 |
13 |
547 |
You're not going to be a pest, are you? |
1.3571 |
0.05574 |
126 |
91 |
25 |
10 |
548 |
When they asked if I minded sitting with someone's ant, I thought it would be someone's aunt! |
1.3567 |
0.05032 |
157 |
114 |
30 |
13 |
549 |
Every time I fly I catch some kind of a bug! |
1.3566 |
0.05195 |
143 |
103 |
29 |
11 |
550 |
Sorry, I thought they said Hugh Grant—not huge ant. |
1.3566 |
0.05481 |
129 |
93 |
26 |
10 |
551 |
Remember when they used to smoke on planes? How weird was that?! |
1.3566 |
0.05697 |
129 |
95 |
22 |
12 |
552 |
Just my luck to be seated next to the only human on this plane. |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
553 |
It is really hard to read when the girl on my row keeps gasping and shrieking |
1.3561 |
0.05602 |
132 |
97 |
23 |
12 |
554 |
Who's "antsy" now? |
1.3561 |
0.05392 |
132 |
95 |
27 |
10 |
555 |
Wow...everyone looks like ants down there. |
1.3557 |
0.05309 |
149 |
110 |
25 |
14 |
556 |
Would you PLEASE stop making that sawing noise with your legs? |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
557 |
And they wouldn’t allow me to bring my emotional support animal! |
1.3556 |
0.05610 |
135 |
100 |
22 |
13 |
558 |
Yeah I’m headed to a picnic. You? |
1.3554 |
0.05360 |
121 |
85 |
29 |
7 |
559 |
From up here, people look just like . . . tiny people. |
1.3553 |
0.04887 |
152 |
108 |
34 |
10 |
560 |
I’m never taking Ambien on a long haul again |
1.3551 |
0.05224 |
138 |
99 |
29 |
10 |
561 |
Really? I'm visiting my aunt too! |
1.3551 |
0.05708 |
138 |
104 |
19 |
15 |
562 |
I was charged for extra leg room |
1.3548 |
0.04821 |
155 |
110 |
35 |
10 |
563 |
Relax, lady. Ever occur to you that you give me the creeps as well? |
1.3546 |
0.05433 |
141 |
104 |
24 |
13 |
564 |
Picnic much? |
1.3543 |
0.05648 |
127 |
93 |
23 |
11 |
565 |
I’ve been alive for over 2 years, nothing amazes me anymore.” |
1.3540 |
0.05243 |
161 |
121 |
23 |
17 |
566 |
Yes, the extra leg room is nice in First Class. |
1.3538 |
0.05867 |
130 |
98 |
18 |
14 |
567 |
You expect me to believe that you founded a colony? |
1.3538 |
0.05445 |
130 |
94 |
26 |
10 |
568 |
I get the aisle seat because I have longer legs, just deal with it. |
1.3537 |
0.05695 |
147 |
113 |
16 |
18 |
569 |
This was a full flight when I boarded. |
1.3537 |
0.05270 |
147 |
108 |
26 |
13 |
570 |
No, nothing, I just have a little fear of flying, that's all. |
1.3537 |
0.04998 |
147 |
105 |
32 |
10 |
571 |
At least I'm not man spreading. |
1.3533 |
0.05106 |
150 |
109 |
29 |
12 |
572 |
Its reading "Lord of the Flies"! |
1.3533 |
0.05018 |
150 |
108 |
31 |
11 |
573 |
I swear, if that ant starts a conversation about Kafka, I'm out! |
1.3533 |
0.04811 |
167 |
121 |
33 |
13 |
574 |
I need a lot of legroom. |
1.3529 |
0.04861 |
153 |
109 |
34 |
10 |
575 |
Which bathroom is it going to use? |
1.3529 |
0.05415 |
119 |
84 |
28 |
7 |
576 |
Tamara quickly realized the “extra legs room” on her boarding pass was not a typo. |
1.3529 |
0.05672 |
136 |
102 |
20 |
14 |
577 |
Emotional support companion rules are out of control. |
1.3529 |
0.05169 |
136 |
97 |
30 |
9 |
578 |
If she only knew what’s in the overhead luggage bin … |
1.3529 |
0.05034 |
153 |
111 |
30 |
12 |
579 |
Oh my goodness! They all look like ants down there! |
1.3529 |
0.05034 |
153 |
111 |
30 |
12 |
580 |
What’s wrong with her? Never seen legs before? |
1.3529 |
0.05274 |
136 |
98 |
28 |
10 |
581 |
So, you're telling me you also paid extra for leg space? |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
582 |
Where is a middle seat passenger when you really need one? |
1.3525 |
0.05573 |
122 |
88 |
25 |
9 |
583 |
You seem...nice; really it's the flying cockroaches I can't stand. |
1.3521 |
0.05307 |
142 |
104 |
26 |
12 |
584 |
Pupating? Try paying for four years of college. |
1.3520 |
0.05359 |
125 |
89 |
28 |
8 |
585 |
The ants look like people, up here. |
1.3517 |
0.05135 |
145 |
105 |
29 |
11 |
586 |
Ya know it could’ve been worse , lady………..…Atleast I’m not a baby |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
587 |
No, I have never heard of myrmecophobia. Why do you ask? |
1.3507 |
0.05631 |
134 |
100 |
21 |
13 |
588 |
Please be traveling alone... please be traveling alone... please be traveling alone. |
1.3507 |
0.05217 |
134 |
96 |
29 |
9 |
589 |
Yes, I've heard of Kafka. Why do you ask |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
590 |
I'd suggest swapping seats, but I fear four of your legs will still stick out. |
1.3504 |
0.05138 |
137 |
98 |
30 |
9 |
591 |
I don't dare ask for my book back! |
1.3503 |
0.04770 |
157 |
112 |
35 |
10 |
592 |
Wow, all those people look like ants from up here, not that theres anything wrong with that.... |
1.3503 |
0.05259 |
157 |
118 |
23 |
16 |
593 |
Looks like we're landing at Antwerp. |
1.3500 |
0.05378 |
120 |
85 |
28 |
7 |
594 |
He’s not wearing any shoes. |
1.3500 |
0.05109 |
160 |
119 |
26 |
15 |
595 |
That's my emotional support human she's shy |
1.3496 |
0.05413 |
123 |
88 |
27 |
8 |
596 |
You can have ALL the armrests. |
1.3496 |
0.04896 |
123 |
84 |
35 |
4 |
597 |
Why do I always get seated next to a screaming human? |
1.3496 |
0.05997 |
123 |
93 |
17 |
13 |
598 |
This is your captain speaking. If there is a doctor of entomology on board, please make yourself known to one of our cabin crew. |
1.3494 |
0.04591 |
166 |
118 |
38 |
10 |
599 |
I don't mind if you use the middle armrest, but could you please put pants on. |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
600 |
I’ve got to find a new dispensary. |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
601 |
So you’re a bibliophile in the human definition of the word... |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
602 |
The whole plane is empty and he decides to bug ME! |
1.3487 |
0.05049 |
152 |
111 |
29 |
12 |
603 |
Before you know it this plane will be crawling with them. |
1.3485 |
0.05376 |
132 |
96 |
26 |
10 |
604 |
What kind of a cook book? |
1.3485 |
0.05482 |
132 |
97 |
24 |
11 |
605 |
And she thinks THEY look like ants.” |
1.3485 |
0.05482 |
132 |
97 |
24 |
11 |
606 |
I suppose complaining about legroom won't get me far. |
1.3485 |
0.05043 |
132 |
93 |
32 |
7 |
607 |
Just because I said "I get ants in my pants when I fly" doesn't mean I'm cheating on you, Antoine |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
608 |
Why is everyone else still at the gate? |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
609 |
Oh... We're on the ground. Those ARE ants. |
1.3481 |
0.05152 |
158 |
118 |
25 |
15 |
610 |
Okay, just don’t bite my head off. |
1.3481 |
0.04829 |
158 |
114 |
33 |
11 |
611 |
Guess this row is extra leg room. |
1.3478 |
0.05209 |
138 |
100 |
28 |
10 |
612 |
You're not the man I married, Sam. |
1.3478 |
0.05505 |
138 |
103 |
22 |
13 |
613 |
It was the one time she wished that the middle seat was occupied. |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
614 |
Where are the snakes on a plane when you really need them? |
1.3475 |
0.05512 |
141 |
106 |
21 |
14 |
615 |
She can scream all she wants but I paid for the extra leg room! |
1.3475 |
0.05512 |
141 |
106 |
21 |
14 |
616 |
The psilocybin makes this trip extra trippy! |
1.3475 |
0.05298 |
118 |
83 |
29 |
6 |
617 |
This high up, all the people running around look like . . .um . . . really small people. |
1.3472 |
0.05689 |
144 |
111 |
16 |
17 |
618 |
Ecolony class. |
1.3472 |
0.05056 |
144 |
104 |
30 |
10 |
619 |
I thought you would change, Gregor. But it's over! |
1.3472 |
0.05427 |
144 |
108 |
22 |
14 |
620 |
I guess ants really can fly |
1.3471 |
0.05715 |
121 |
89 |
22 |
10 |
621 |
This is your captain speaking. Please bring any extra crumbs to seat 8D. |
1.3471 |
0.05469 |
121 |
87 |
26 |
8 |
622 |
From this height people look like....um...tiny people. |
1.3469 |
0.05076 |
147 |
107 |
29 |
11 |
623 |
That definitely wasn't a microdose. |
1.3468 |
0.04960 |
173 |
130 |
26 |
17 |
624 |
Awakening from a night of uneasy dreams,Gregor Samsa found he had been seated in Coach class. |
1.3465 |
0.05850 |
127 |
96 |
18 |
13 |
625 |
Well, it bothers me that there are no other passengers. |
1.3464 |
0.05021 |
153 |
112 |
29 |
12 |
626 |
So, Kafka is your favourite author? |
1.3462 |
0.05204 |
130 |
93 |
29 |
8 |
627 |
Who's bugging who? |
1.3462 |
0.05204 |
130 |
93 |
29 |
8 |
628 |
We’re on the ground, so why do the people still look like ants? |
1.3462 |
0.05035 |
156 |
115 |
28 |
13 |
629 |
The rest of my colony is getting on in Pittsburgh. |
1.3462 |
0.05429 |
130 |
95 |
25 |
10 |
630 |
Ever hear the expression 'Flying is no picnic'? |
1.3462 |
0.05644 |
130 |
97 |
21 |
12 |
631 |
So, you're a flying ant. Cool. What are you reading? |
1.3459 |
0.05551 |
133 |
99 |
22 |
12 |
632 |
We haven’t even taken off yet. |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
633 |
You're right! From here, people do look like you. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
634 |
Yes, it's Kafka's 'Metamorphosis'! Why do people keep asking me that? |
1.3457 |
0.05130 |
162 |
122 |
24 |
16 |
635 |
Booking the extra leg room was no picnic” |
1.3456 |
0.05258 |
136 |
99 |
27 |
10 |
636 |
I bought two seats so no one would bug me. |
1.3455 |
0.04760 |
165 |
120 |
33 |
12 |
637 |
I used to think everything looked ant sized from up here. |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
638 |
Kind of puts things into perspective, doesn't it? |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
639 |
Yes ... I love Kafka, too ... |
1.3453 |
0.05659 |
139 |
106 |
18 |
15 |
640 |
“Fly business,” they said!. “You will be alongside the frequent fliers” |
1.3451 |
0.05293 |
142 |
105 |
25 |
12 |
641 |
I’ve heard of flying ants but this is ridiculous!” |
1.3451 |
0.05101 |
142 |
103 |
29 |
10 |
642 |
So, you’re an army ant... thank you for your service” |
1.3451 |
0.05386 |
142 |
106 |
23 |
13 |
643 |
Now that you say it, they do look like people. |
1.3448 |
0.04930 |
145 |
104 |
32 |
9 |
644 |
They look like ants down there and up here too? |
1.3448 |
0.05027 |
145 |
105 |
30 |
10 |
645 |
I bet your migration use to be more difficult. |
1.3448 |
0.05305 |
145 |
108 |
24 |
13 |
646 |
Just because I'm a giant ant, that doesn't mean 'oh, I must be reading Kafka!' |
1.3448 |
0.05352 |
116 |
82 |
28 |
6 |
647 |
Really, "they all just look like ants down there" Huh... |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
648 |
I'm not racist, but I'm uncomfortable. |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
649 |
What do you mean you 'chewed the pilot out' ? |
1.3445 |
0.06019 |
119 |
90 |
17 |
12 |
650 |
How long have you lived in Fukushima? |
1.3444 |
0.04887 |
151 |
109 |
32 |
10 |
651 |
I had no idea that you were an actual travel bug. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
652 |
The rest of my family don’t like flying, they’re coming over in a giant peach |
1.3440 |
0.05577 |
125 |
92 |
23 |
10 |
653 |
Sorry but am I bugging you? |
1.3439 |
0.04582 |
157 |
111 |
38 |
8 |
654 |
Sorry, Mr. Kafka, but I have my doubts you're willing to help in the event of an emergency. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
655 |
Thanks for listening. I usually clear out the room. |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
656 |
It’s just the Valium, it’s just the Valium. |
1.3438 |
0.05014 |
128 |
90 |
32 |
6 |
657 |
Man-spreading is bad enough... |
1.3436 |
0.04554 |
163 |
116 |
38 |
9 |
658 |
I always sit in this row for the leg room and thorax support. |
1.3435 |
0.05501 |
131 |
97 |
23 |
11 |
659 |
No, the flight is full. The rest of my family is a bit late boarding. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
660 |
From this altitude, everyone looks like ants |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
661 |
So...enjoying The Metamorphosis? |
1.3435 |
0.05607 |
131 |
98 |
21 |
12 |
662 |
I’m bugging you! Well you’re humanizing me! |
1.3435 |
0.05501 |
131 |
97 |
23 |
11 |
663 |
You're uncomfortable? You sat in my row on an empty flight! |
1.3433 |
0.05308 |
134 |
98 |
26 |
10 |
664 |
Wow! From this height, all the people on the ground look like…uh…never mind. |
1.3433 |
0.05412 |
134 |
99 |
24 |
11 |
665 |
You’re right. I shouldn’t have assumed you’re reading Kafka. |
1.3431 |
0.05225 |
137 |
100 |
27 |
10 |
666 |
...I tried to explain you are a service animal but still they said I had to pay for a separate seat... |
1.3431 |
0.04797 |
137 |
96 |
35 |
6 |
667 |
I don't care that you are a Democrat, I still don't want you sitting near me. |
1.3431 |
0.05427 |
137 |
102 |
23 |
12 |
668 |
Thanks for flying Kafka Airlines |
1.3431 |
0.05122 |
137 |
99 |
29 |
9 |
669 |
I'm glad these seats have extra legs room. |
1.3429 |
0.05147 |
140 |
102 |
28 |
10 |
670 |
Yikes! Is anything creepier than flying? |
1.3429 |
0.05438 |
140 |
105 |
22 |
13 |
671 |
I swear there were two of them. |
1.3429 |
0.05245 |
140 |
103 |
26 |
11 |
672 |
I understood “extra leg” room differently. |
1.3427 |
0.05623 |
143 |
110 |
17 |
16 |
673 |
Marcia said she 'd be traveling with her aunt. |
1.3427 |
0.05354 |
143 |
107 |
23 |
13 |
674 |
I assume that's your wife and larva I see in the boarding line. |
1.3425 |
0.04998 |
146 |
106 |
30 |
10 |
675 |
Oh no, an academic! |
1.3423 |
0.05019 |
149 |
109 |
29 |
11 |
676 |
Maybe if she thinks I'm reading she won't bug me. |
1.3421 |
0.05548 |
114 |
82 |
25 |
7 |
677 |
Just my luck to be seated in the same row as my ex. |
1.3421 |
0.05953 |
114 |
85 |
19 |
10 |
678 |
Gotta love the extra legroom. |
1.3419 |
0.05029 |
117 |
81 |
32 |
4 |
679 |
I'm afraid you are going to have to move to the anterior section. |
1.3419 |
0.05715 |
117 |
86 |
22 |
9 |
680 |
I heard there's grasshoppers in first class |
1.3419 |
0.05842 |
117 |
87 |
20 |
10 |
681 |
Sorry if I’m bugging you |
1.3417 |
0.05358 |
120 |
86 |
27 |
7 |
682 |
This is rock bottom. I can't even get a highly adapted social creature to talk to me. |
1.3415 |
0.05394 |
123 |
89 |
26 |
8 |
683 |
Not that there’s anything wrong with looking like ants… |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
684 |
Which one of us took the mushrooms? |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
685 |
''Don't fret, I'm full.'' |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
686 |
If there’s a praying mantis, I can be a reading ant |
1.3409 |
0.05571 |
132 |
99 |
21 |
12 |
687 |
Those people down there look like.... err... never mind. |
1.3406 |
0.04986 |
138 |
99 |
31 |
8 |
688 |
Listen honey, this ain’t no picnic for me either. |
1.3406 |
0.05586 |
138 |
105 |
19 |
14 |
689 |
They look like people. |
1.3404 |
0.05116 |
141 |
103 |
28 |
10 |
690 |
Are you the support animal for the lady across the aisle? |
1.3404 |
0.04914 |
141 |
101 |
32 |
8 |
691 |
The people down below look like ants!! |
1.3403 |
0.04944 |
144 |
104 |
31 |
9 |
692 |
Kafka, again? |
1.3401 |
0.05243 |
147 |
110 |
24 |
13 |
693 |
I threatened insecticide unless they upgraded me. |
1.3400 |
0.05167 |
150 |
112 |
25 |
13 |
694 |
I just HAD to go for the extra legroom. |
1.3400 |
0.04900 |
150 |
109 |
31 |
10 |
695 |
Wow, we're so high, the people look like ants! |
1.3400 |
0.04990 |
150 |
110 |
29 |
11 |
696 |
How long have I been asleep? |
1.3393 |
0.05160 |
112 |
78 |
30 |
4 |
697 |
What's the matter? Did you forget to bring a book? |
1.3390 |
0.05923 |
118 |
89 |
18 |
11 |
698 |
Tell me if I'm talking too much--just don't bite my head off. |
1.3388 |
0.05574 |
121 |
89 |
23 |
9 |
699 |
I asked for the extra leg room row
not the extra-leg room row. |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
700 |
Did you know 7 Billion Ants died on 9/11? |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
701 |
Just my luck. The TSA took my Raid. |
1.3387 |
0.05107 |
124 |
88 |
30 |
6 |
702 |
They took 'flyweight' passenger, way too literally! |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
703 |
I don't know what's more terrifying, the rapid descent or that you're reading Mein Kampf. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
704 |
Sorry, I get a bit antsy during the flights. |
1.3383 |
0.05325 |
133 |
98 |
25 |
10 |
705 |
I thought you guys went marching two by two |
1.3383 |
0.05737 |
133 |
102 |
17 |
14 |
706 |
Look how high up we are, all the people down there look like ... |
1.3383 |
0.04993 |
133 |
95 |
31 |
7 |
707 |
At least there's plenty of legroom. |
1.3383 |
0.05431 |
133 |
99 |
23 |
11 |
708 |
I hate it when the guy next to me takes off his shoes! |
1.3383 |
0.05217 |
133 |
97 |
27 |
9 |
709 |
'Don't tell me-- they look like ants from here?' |
1.3383 |
0.05534 |
133 |
100 |
21 |
12 |
710 |
PLEASE let’s not make eye contact. |
1.3382 |
0.05029 |
136 |
98 |
30 |
8 |
711 |
Yes I read it, but I didn't find the characters very believable |
1.3382 |
0.05137 |
136 |
99 |
28 |
9 |
712 |
Assist in case of emergency?” Please. I can lift 50 times my body weight and I need the extra legsroom |
1.3381 |
0.05360 |
139 |
104 |
23 |
12 |
713 |
Look, I needed the leg room. |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
714 |
First, the guy who took his shoes and socks off, then the crying baby, and now this! |
1.3381 |
0.04741 |
139 |
98 |
35 |
6 |
715 |
and to think I was worried about a screaming baby |
1.3381 |
0.04849 |
139 |
99 |
33 |
7 |
716 |
From up here, everyone looks like little… never mind.” |
1.3380 |
0.05182 |
142 |
105 |
26 |
11 |
717 |
Why is saying the people on the ground look like ants automatically a microagression? |
1.3380 |
0.05372 |
142 |
107 |
22 |
13 |
718 |
Wow! We're flying so high that the people on the ground look like,...well, they look TINY! I don't know how to describe it; they look like...very, very small creatures! I don't know what to compare them to -- they're just...tiny |
1.3380 |
0.05903 |
142 |
113 |
10 |
19 |
719 |
All the picnics we’ve shared and you still act like this? |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
720 |
From up here, everyone looks like-- uh, they look very small. |
1.3378 |
0.05033 |
148 |
109 |
28 |
11 |
721 |
Every vacation I go home with a bug! |
1.3362 |
0.05736 |
116 |
86 |
21 |
9 |
722 |
You don't have earphones large enough for the in-flight entertainment, do you? |
1.3362 |
0.05736 |
116 |
86 |
21 |
9 |
723 |
We never talk any more. |
1.3361 |
0.05880 |
119 |
90 |
18 |
11 |
724 |
DEET don't fail me now! |
1.3361 |
0.05505 |
119 |
87 |
24 |
8 |
725 |
What happened to the lady who was sitting between us? |
1.3361 |
0.05633 |
119 |
88 |
22 |
9 |
726 |
I'm going to visit my nephew. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
727 |
I guess I was sleeping when you got on. |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
728 |
Milton was not the man Jessica thought she’d married. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
729 |
Don't mind me. I've always been afraid of flying insects. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
730 |
Planes make me antsy. |
1.3359 |
0.05686 |
128 |
97 |
19 |
12 |
731 |
Do you fly often? You seem a bit antsy. |
1.3358 |
0.05396 |
134 |
100 |
23 |
11 |
732 |
From up here they look nothing like you. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
733 |
What? It’s my service human and yes, I did buy the extra seat. Problem |
1.3357 |
0.05339 |
143 |
108 |
22 |
13 |
734 |
Well, yes, eating your husband did give us each more elbow room. |
1.3357 |
0.04754 |
143 |
102 |
34 |
7 |
735 |
Oh my god those actually ARE ants down there! |
1.3354 |
0.04968 |
158 |
118 |
27 |
13 |
736 |
I shouldn’t have washed that Ambien down with a Bloody Mary.” |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
737 |
Flying is no picnic. |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
738 |
I meant, ‘Everything looks so small from up here.’ |
1.3333 |
0.04859 |
147 |
107 |
31 |
9 |
739 |
Please do not pet me. I am a service animal. |
1.3333 |
0.05198 |
141 |
105 |
25 |
11 |
740 |
When you have six legs,it's hard to get a seat with enough legroom. |
1.3333 |
0.05664 |
114 |
84 |
22 |
8 |
741 |
Excuse me. Is something bugging you? |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
108 |
79 |
22 |
7 |
742 |
Perhaps a crying baby wasn't the worst thing to sit nearby. |
1.3333 |
0.06048 |
111 |
84 |
17 |
10 |
743 |
I guess the good news is I’m not as anxious about crashing. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
129 |
96 |
23 |
10 |
744 |
And you said you just crawled out of the woodwork? |
1.3333 |
0.05526 |
114 |
83 |
24 |
7 |
745 |
I really wish you wouldn't read Kafka on these long flights, Greg. |
1.3333 |
0.05858 |
132 |
103 |
14 |
15 |
746 |
It must be nice to be away from the colony, with all the jabber and small talk. You probably like reading alone. I know I do. Sometimes I get so tired of my sisters gabbing all the time so much that I can barely think. Why one time on vacation we... |
1.3333 |
0.05047 |
147 |
109 |
27 |
11 |
747 |
Great, and they made me check my bug spray. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
748 |
They look like ant- ... er, small people from up here. |
1.3333 |
0.05883 |
108 |
80 |
20 |
8 |
749 |
I wish I'd brought a book, too. |
1.3333 |
0.04999 |
141 |
103 |
29 |
9 |
750 |
You must be somebody’s emotional support animal! |
1.3333 |
0.05932 |
114 |
86 |
18 |
10 |
751 |
Well, this isn't going to be any picnic. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
752 |
Wasn’t this plane full of passengers? |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
753 |
I could swear my husband was sitting there a moment ago |
1.3333 |
0.05285 |
126 |
92 |
26 |
8 |
754 |
Don't worry, honey...
no one will sit in the middle. |
1.3333 |
0.04994 |
153 |
114 |
27 |
12 |
755 |
I must be high. |
1.3333 |
0.05198 |
141 |
105 |
25 |
11 |
756 |
Whose service animal is this? |
1.3333 |
0.05822 |
117 |
88 |
19 |
10 |
757 |
Would you prefer I wear a mask? |
1.3333 |
0.04988 |
123 |
87 |
31 |
5 |
758 |
Don't be frightened dear; air travel is safer than ever. |
1.3333 |
0.05466 |
120 |
88 |
24 |
8 |
759 |
We're mostly remote now, but the Queen wants us to fly in from time to time. |
1.3333 |
0.05694 |
117 |
87 |
21 |
9 |
760 |
They really need to tighten the guidelines over what counts as a support animal. |
1.3333 |
0.05316 |
129 |
95 |
25 |
9 |
761 |
Oh my God, there's a man on the wing! |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
762 |
How did I end up in insect class? |
1.3311 |
0.05109 |
148 |
111 |
25 |
12 |
763 |
No…..it hasn’t occurred to me what happened to the rest of the passengers. |
1.3310 |
0.05275 |
145 |
110 |
22 |
13 |
764 |
Turns out flying isn't my biggest fear. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
765 |
You must be happy that the airline let you reserve the rest of these seats for your children. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
766 |
Wow! The people down there look just like.... |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
767 |
Little does she know, I'm actually more scared of her than she is of me. |
1.3308 |
0.05307 |
133 |
99 |
24 |
10 |
768 |
Everyone assumes I pray, but I'm actually Agnostic. |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
769 |
It's not about you! No one likes the middle seat! |
1.3307 |
0.05130 |
127 |
92 |
28 |
7 |
770 |
Wait, what the hell is Antlantic Airways? |
1.3307 |
0.05368 |
127 |
94 |
24 |
9 |
771 |
Oh her? She's my emotional support human. |
1.3306 |
0.05914 |
121 |
93 |
16 |
12 |
772 |
Now her whole family is boarding. |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
773 |
Lesson learned. Never bring fruit home from Florida." |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
774 |
What’s THAT on the wing? |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
775 |
Ugh. Out of all the seats to choose from, of course she sits in my row. |
1.3304 |
0.05757 |
115 |
86 |
20 |
9 |
776 |
I hope this flight is no picnic. |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
777 |
They look like what! |
1.3304 |
0.05200 |
115 |
82 |
28 |
5 |
778 |
Wow, from up here, the people look like ants! Oh. sorry. |
1.3303 |
0.06121 |
109 |
83 |
16 |
10 |
779 |
Workers fly coach. |
1.3302 |
0.05482 |
106 |
76 |
25 |
5 |
780 |
Do you get butterflies in your stomachs? |
1.3299 |
0.06508 |
97 |
74 |
14 |
9 |
781 |
OMG, and the TSA confiscated my Raid |
1.3288 |
0.05153 |
146 |
110 |
24 |
12 |
782 |
I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a family aardvarks boarding. |
1.3287 |
0.05324 |
143 |
109 |
21 |
13 |
783 |
Oh no! I must have mixed up the psilocybin and the Xanax. |
1.3287 |
0.05135 |
143 |
107 |
25 |
11 |
784 |
Teddy the Ant wasn't amused when Suzy said "Gee, everyone on the ground looks like ants from up here." |
1.3285 |
0.05192 |
137 |
102 |
25 |
10 |
785 |
She can’t believe I’m reading Ayn Rand. |
1.3285 |
0.05590 |
137 |
106 |
17 |
14 |
786 |
That's the last time I pay more for extra legroom. |
1.3284 |
0.05378 |
134 |
101 |
22 |
11 |
787 |
Oh, I just meant that everyone looks so insignif— um, organized. And, like, really strong. |
1.3282 |
0.05466 |
131 |
99 |
21 |
11 |
788 |
I can't believe it. Nobody reads a physical book anymore! |
1.3281 |
0.05332 |
128 |
95 |
24 |
9 |
789 |
If he asks for my interpretation of “The Metamorphosis” once more,I’m going to scream! |
1.3281 |
0.05216 |
128 |
94 |
26 |
8 |
790 |
The colony said I needed some “me time.” |
1.3281 |
0.04720 |
128 |
90 |
34 |
4 |
791 |
Now I know why there seems to be no one else on this flight. |
1.3281 |
0.05558 |
128 |
97 |
20 |
11 |
792 |
Red-eye flights are no picnic... so what brings you here? |
1.3280 |
0.05301 |
125 |
92 |
25 |
8 |
793 |
She’s my comfort human. |
1.3280 |
0.05051 |
125 |
90 |
29 |
6 |
794 |
I wonder what his "specialty meal" is. |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
795 |
We look a lot smaller down there don't we. |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
796 |
If I fall asleep during beverage service please order me a sugar water |
1.3279 |
0.05755 |
122 |
93 |
18 |
11 |
797 |
I always wondered what they meant by 'bugs' in the system. |
1.3279 |
0.05514 |
122 |
91 |
22 |
9 |
798 |
Eek! We’re flying over New Jersey. |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
799 |
Sorry, I should've known your pronoun would be Them! |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
800 |
Can you just not with the mandible clacking? |
1.3276 |
0.05970 |
116 |
89 |
16 |
11 |
801 |
I guess anything can be a service animal. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
802 |
Going to see my aunt. You? |
1.3274 |
0.05684 |
113 |
84 |
21 |
8 |
803 |
It’s all due to climate change. |
1.3274 |
0.05955 |
113 |
86 |
17 |
10 |
804 |
She had mistakenly selected an 'extra legs room' seat. |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
805 |
Who needs travel-sized War and Peace when you've got Mandibles and Pincers? |
1.3274 |
0.05955 |
113 |
86 |
17 |
10 |
806 |
I'm also visiting my Aunt Hill. |
1.3273 |
0.05646 |
110 |
81 |
22 |
7 |
807 |
I don't mean to bug you, but can I borrow your ear buds? |
1.3273 |
0.05646 |
110 |
81 |
22 |
7 |
808 |
Let me guess, the airport beacons are giant picnic tables for you! |
1.3273 |
0.05792 |
110 |
82 |
20 |
8 |
809 |
My, I see a Pest Control truck on the runway |
1.3269 |
0.05541 |
104 |
75 |
24 |
5 |
810 |
All those cows look like ants from here. But like really weird ants, with only 4 legs. |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
811 |
These spirit airline deals are becoming frightfully affordable |
1.3265 |
0.05031 |
147 |
110 |
26 |
11 |
812 |
This is the last time I forget to pack my psych meds. |
1.3262 |
0.05083 |
141 |
105 |
26 |
10 |
813 |
My Entomology degree tells me you need two more legs. |
1.3262 |
0.05083 |
141 |
105 |
26 |
10 |
814 |
You're right. From here everyone DOES look like ants. |
1.3261 |
0.05360 |
138 |
105 |
21 |
12 |
815 |
So what's it like living under a monarchy? |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
816 |
I work for Orkin. What about you? |
1.3256 |
0.05181 |
129 |
95 |
26 |
8 |
817 |
That Xantax is really kicking in now. |
1.3256 |
0.05181 |
129 |
95 |
26 |
8 |
818 |
And you thought the transportation department got the bugs out |
1.3256 |
0.05181 |
129 |
95 |
26 |
8 |
819 |
I see that the airline still hasn’t gotten all the bugs out. |
1.3256 |
0.05410 |
129 |
97 |
22 |
10 |
820 |
I'm going to visit my uncle and--um--mom's sister. |
1.3256 |
0.05297 |
129 |
96 |
24 |
9 |
821 |
You have your own jet AND an army? |
1.3256 |
0.05297 |
129 |
96 |
24 |
9 |
822 |
You Know maybe 3 Xanax is indeed too much. |
1.3254 |
0.05384 |
126 |
94 |
23 |
9 |
823 |
OK, OK, you're right, it's scary by the window. Let's switch back. |
1.3254 |
0.05384 |
126 |
94 |
23 |
9 |
824 |
Don't worry. I've preordered a special vegetarian meal. |
1.3254 |
0.05384 |
126 |
94 |
23 |
9 |
825 |
I haven't earned my wings yet... |
1.3254 |
0.05501 |
126 |
95 |
21 |
10 |
826 |
Flying makes me so antsy. |
1.3252 |
0.05943 |
123 |
96 |
14 |
13 |
827 |
OMG! It’s gonna take at least 20 men to lift that luggage, assuming each guy can lift his own weight. |
1.3252 |
0.05097 |
123 |
89 |
28 |
6 |
828 |
that 's it....it is business class or first for now on... |
1.3250 |
0.05571 |
120 |
90 |
21 |
9 |
829 |
The one time I leave my bug spray in checked luggage |
1.3250 |
0.05817 |
120 |
92 |
17 |
11 |
830 |
Agreed, they all look like ants from up here. |
1.3250 |
0.05314 |
120 |
88 |
25 |
7 |
831 |
Ladies and Gentlemen: For your safety, all passengers are kindly requested to refrain from using personal phones, laptops, and antennas in the cabin. |
1.3250 |
0.05444 |
120 |
89 |
23 |
8 |
832 |
Hmm, I had never heard the story of how Antarctica was named. Learn something new every day. |
1.3248 |
0.05926 |
117 |
90 |
16 |
11 |
833 |
You're right. The people down on the ground look like ants, too. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
834 |
They really do look like ants from up here. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
835 |
Air travel is no picnic. |
1.3248 |
0.05800 |
117 |
89 |
18 |
10 |
836 |
No, you don’t bug me. |
1.3248 |
0.05800 |
117 |
89 |
18 |
10 |
837 |
What do you mean, you brought your own snack? |
1.3246 |
0.05061 |
114 |
81 |
29 |
4 |
838 |
I always request the bulkhead for the legs room |
1.3246 |
0.05641 |
114 |
85 |
21 |
8 |
839 |
I guess it's better than snakes. |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
840 |
I am not your support human! |
1.3241 |
0.06004 |
108 |
82 |
17 |
9 |
841 |
No, I can't lift fifty times my body weight. |
1.3239 |
0.04952 |
142 |
105 |
28 |
9 |
842 |
Thanks, I feel less antsy in the aisle seat. |
1.3239 |
0.05246 |
142 |
108 |
22 |
12 |
843 |
Don't worry, I'm on my way to a family picnic. |
1.3239 |
0.04952 |
142 |
105 |
28 |
9 |
844 |
Don’t worry, lady - I may be a social insect but the last thing I want now is small talk. |
1.3238 |
0.05820 |
105 |
78 |
20 |
7 |
845 |
This flight is no picnic. |
1.3235 |
0.05425 |
102 |
73 |
25 |
4 |
846 |
Do you think we look like ants to them up here? |
1.3235 |
0.04882 |
136 |
99 |
30 |
7 |
847 |
I'll never fly coach again. |
1.3235 |
0.06256 |
102 |
78 |
15 |
9 |
848 |
Metamorphosis is rubbish. Kafka got it wrong. |
1.3235 |
0.05938 |
102 |
76 |
19 |
7 |
849 |
I suppose that you paid for extra legs room. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
850 |
What? Never heard of flying ants before? |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
851 |
I was going to say "The people down there look like ants", but . . . . maybe not . . . . |
1.3228 |
0.05688 |
127 |
98 |
17 |
12 |
852 |
You've literally caught the travel bug! |
1.3228 |
0.05463 |
127 |
96 |
21 |
10 |
853 |
Gregor Samsa's cousin refused to let becoming an ant ruin her vacation plans. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
854 |
I see your invasive colony has discovered a faster, easier way to enter the country. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
855 |
O.k., so you made a simple spelling oversight; now relax, flying "roach" is not only cheaper but a lot less crowded. |
1.3228 |
0.05688 |
127 |
98 |
17 |
12 |
856 |
I never win this stupid contest! |
1.3226 |
0.06010 |
124 |
98 |
12 |
14 |
857 |
Let me put it this way, when we show up at a picnic, we don't stop with the potato salad. |
1.3226 |
0.05191 |
124 |
91 |
26 |
7 |
858 |
I see why you need the extra leg room. |
1.3226 |
0.05438 |
124 |
93 |
22 |
9 |
859 |
Of course it's a trash book. What else would I read? |
1.3226 |
0.05316 |
124 |
92 |
24 |
8 |
860 |
Are you sure about flying to Antsin? |
1.3226 |
0.05788 |
124 |
96 |
16 |
12 |
861 |
Your bio in the travel buddy app said you were a carpenter!I wish you’d been more specific!! |
1.3224 |
0.04723 |
152 |
112 |
31 |
9 |
862 |
Have you ever read “Travels With My Aunt “? |
1.3223 |
0.05277 |
121 |
89 |
25 |
7 |
863 |
And when I said that delays like this really 'bug me', I wasn't being a speciest. |
1.3223 |
0.05775 |
121 |
93 |
17 |
11 |
864 |
First time leaving the colony? |
1.3223 |
0.05655 |
121 |
92 |
19 |
10 |
865 |
I’m on the way to visit my aunt too. |
1.3223 |
0.05532 |
121 |
91 |
21 |
9 |
866 |
Don’t be nervous—this leg is almost over. |
1.3223 |
0.05145 |
121 |
88 |
27 |
6 |
867 |
Normally, I'm quite adept at what to do with my legs. |
1.3220 |
0.05230 |
118 |
86 |
26 |
6 |
868 |
I always pay extra for the legroom. |
1.3220 |
0.05500 |
118 |
88 |
22 |
8 |
869 |
From here everyone looks like ant. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
870 |
The others have already landed. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
871 |
So yes.. I decided to go for it and flew here to meet IRL the beetle I met online, like… two years ago. He always said he liked ants but you know.. you never know. We meet at the Natural History museum in the butterfly sanctuary and wow, the intimacy was right there, is like we have known each other forever. We had butterflies flying all around us, but he didn’t even look at them, nobody ever made me feel this way. It was a weekend of mating, and laying eggs, and morning bagels in bed. I mean, the flight will be significantly fuller by the time we arrive in Paris. Yes, I am taking them with me to France, is way better to hatch there. So… you are afraid of flying? |
1.3217 |
0.05994 |
115 |
89 |
15 |
11 |
872 |
let me guess, people look like ants from up here |
1.3217 |
0.05022 |
143 |
107 |
26 |
10 |
873 |
And I thought I was afraid of flying. |
1.3214 |
0.05842 |
112 |
85 |
18 |
9 |
874 |
Ladies and gentlemen, we have begun our descent into Antlanta. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
875 |
I hope someone booked the middle seat for once. |
1.3214 |
0.05262 |
112 |
81 |
26 |
5 |
876 |
I booked coach, not roach. |
1.3212 |
0.05069 |
137 |
102 |
26 |
9 |
877 |
Are you alone? |
1.3212 |
0.04852 |
137 |
100 |
30 |
7 |
878 |
Please someone come crowd me in the middle seat! |
1.3212 |
0.04962 |
137 |
101 |
28 |
8 |
879 |
Relax lady, it’s just a little turbulence. |
1.3211 |
0.05355 |
109 |
79 |
25 |
5 |
880 |
Everything looks as tiny as ants from up here! |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
881 |
No, go on, tell me what everyone down there looks like, Margaret. |
1.3209 |
0.05464 |
134 |
103 |
19 |
12 |
882 |
Please don't tell me you're reading Kafka! |
1.3208 |
0.05927 |
106 |
80 |
18 |
8 |
883 |
I needed the extra leg room seat ! |
1.3204 |
0.05888 |
103 |
77 |
19 |
7 |
884 |
Just so you know, there’s a crop duster, circling below us |
1.3204 |
0.05724 |
103 |
76 |
21 |
6 |
885 |
Oh, ‘more legs room’ wasn’t a typo. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
886 |
Big mistake telling that sweet woman I would keep an eye on her Aunt |
1.3200 |
0.05518 |
125 |
95 |
20 |
10 |
887 |
If you need help reaching the overhead compartment just let me know. |
1.3200 |
0.05279 |
125 |
93 |
24 |
8 |
888 |
I've had worse. Do you know how much leg space a centipede takes up? |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
889 |
From up here everyone looks like…uh, smaller people. |
1.3200 |
0.05518 |
125 |
95 |
20 |
10 |
890 |
At this height, people look like an-, I mean, uh, really tiny people. |
1.3197 |
0.05492 |
122 |
92 |
21 |
9 |
891 |
That's it; no more singles tours for me. |
1.3193 |
0.05460 |
119 |
89 |
22 |
8 |
892 |
It's a distopian nightmare,but at least there's legroom. |
1.3193 |
0.05589 |
119 |
90 |
20 |
9 |
893 |
I always get antsy when I fly. |
1.3190 |
0.05281 |
116 |
85 |
25 |
6 |
894 |
I prefer to sit on the aisle. It has more tentacle room. |
1.3190 |
0.05691 |
116 |
88 |
19 |
9 |
895 |
Plenty of leg room, wish I hadn't cut off 2 legs prior to boarding. |
1.3190 |
0.05557 |
116 |
87 |
21 |
8 |
896 |
Up here the people look like ants. |
1.3190 |
0.05281 |
116 |
85 |
25 |
6 |
897 |
‘….Ahh sure, I like picnics’ |
1.3190 |
0.05421 |
116 |
86 |
23 |
7 |
898 |
Oh my goodness gracious, it looks like a giant anteater is boarding the plane! |
1.3186 |
0.05797 |
113 |
86 |
18 |
9 |
899 |
the middle seat was occupied when we took off! |
1.3186 |
0.05797 |
113 |
86 |
18 |
9 |
900 |
So…what brings you to Hershey, PA? |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
901 |
Sure, I've heard of flying ants, but this is the first time I've ever been seated in the same row with one. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
902 |
So sorry, didn't mean to bug you. |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
903 |
What'd you tell TSA? |
1.3178 |
0.05390 |
129 |
98 |
21 |
10 |
904 |
I hate flying with my ant, but she paid for both our tickets. |
1.3178 |
0.05501 |
129 |
99 |
19 |
11 |
905 |
I thought he meant I'd be alone on the plane with his great aunt. |
1.3178 |
0.05390 |
129 |
98 |
21 |
10 |
906 |
First time flying? |
1.3178 |
0.06171 |
107 |
83 |
14 |
10 |
907 |
I think that's Rod Serling on the wing. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
908 |
It’s not just you. The seats are getting smaller. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
909 |
Coffee, DDT or milk? |
1.3173 |
0.06151 |
104 |
80 |
15 |
9 |
910 |
I said I wouldn't be bugged no matter who sat next to me. Boy was I wrong. |
1.3173 |
0.05840 |
104 |
78 |
19 |
7 |
911 |
It’s an ant-thology |
1.3173 |
0.05677 |
104 |
77 |
21 |
6 |
912 |
If I don't make eye contact with her, she may not try to talk to me. |
1.3173 |
0.06151 |
104 |
80 |
15 |
9 |
913 |
I promise that I won’t bug you. |
1.3171 |
0.05575 |
123 |
94 |
19 |
10 |
914 |
When you fly Kafka Class the middle seat is always empty. |
1.3171 |
0.05330 |
123 |
92 |
23 |
8 |
915 |
So, this is funny.The flight attendant asked if I minded if an aunt sat next to me, and I thought.... |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
916 |
Don’t worry, you’re safe. 4E was surprisingly filling. |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
917 |
Hopefully, she won’t bug me if I pretend I’m reading a book. |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
918 |
Oh my God, like this is so Kafkaesque. I don't even like the Beetles. |
1.3168 |
0.06123 |
101 |
77 |
16 |
8 |
919 |
How did you get an aisle seat? |
1.3168 |
0.05959 |
101 |
76 |
18 |
7 |
920 |
Now I understand what they meant by frequent flier bugs. |
1.3168 |
0.06123 |
101 |
77 |
16 |
8 |
921 |
Do you know what they serve in bug class? Crumbled leaves and a side of aphid syrup! |
1.3168 |
0.05617 |
101 |
74 |
22 |
5 |
922 |
If you're a PRAYING mantis the Supreme Court has ruled that you are entitled a free upgrade to first class. |
1.3167 |
0.05019 |
120 |
87 |
28 |
5 |
923 |
Oh my I'm sitting next to a member of Ant -ifa |
1.3167 |
0.05915 |
120 |
94 |
14 |
12 |
924 |
Just to be clear, my pronouns are “she/her”. |
1.3167 |
0.05674 |
120 |
92 |
18 |
10 |
925 |
I sure hope you don’t plan on crossing your legs the other way. |
1.3165 |
0.04901 |
139 |
103 |
28 |
8 |
926 |
For those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you might see the recolonization of our planet as we know it. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
927 |
That baggage handler is lifting a case that must be half his body weight!" |
1.3163 |
0.06421 |
98 |
76 |
13 |
9 |
928 |
Cripes, well at least he’s a reader, I’ll go with ‘hey there, ever read The Metamorphosis lol?’ |
1.3163 |
0.06255 |
98 |
75 |
15 |
8 |
929 |
Pardon my antspreading. |
1.3163 |
0.06085 |
98 |
74 |
17 |
7 |
930 |
Puhlease don’t bug me on this flight. |
1.3163 |
0.05909 |
98 |
73 |
19 |
6 |
931 |
Oh my God, it’s Derek. |
1.3162 |
0.05648 |
117 |
89 |
19 |
9 |
932 |
Call me crazy, but I have this sudden urge to be intimate and then bite off its head. |
1.3158 |
0.05476 |
114 |
85 |
22 |
7 |
933 |
I bought the middle seat for my 100,000 pupae who be boarding at Seantle. |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
934 |
It's crazy how all the people look like you down there. |
1.3158 |
0.05160 |
133 |
100 |
24 |
9 |
935 |
Business or pleasure? |
1.3158 |
0.05185 |
114 |
83 |
26 |
5 |
936 |
I could carry this plane on my back if I wanted to. I just prefer to fly. |
1.3158 |
0.05886 |
114 |
88 |
16 |
10 |
937 |
I’m going to visit my uncle and my… his wife. |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
938 |
Don't worry honey. We all look like ants from up here. |
1.3153 |
0.05862 |
111 |
85 |
17 |
9 |
939 |
can't believe he ordered the picnic lunch! |
1.3153 |
0.05576 |
111 |
83 |
21 |
7 |
940 |
Is it sad that I find your polygyny too mainstream now? |
1.3153 |
0.05862 |
111 |
85 |
17 |
9 |
941 |
What hurts most is the pilot leaving. |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
942 |
Those people look like ants |
1.3150 |
0.05327 |
127 |
96 |
22 |
9 |
943 |
We're so high up everyone looks like a--- |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
944 |
My carry on was only 3,000 times my body weight and they still made me check it. |
1.3148 |
0.06261 |
108 |
85 |
12 |
11 |
945 |
We’re about to run over your family!!! |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
946 |
Damnit. Once again it's a huge plane and I get seated next to some weirdo who won't let me read my book. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
947 |
I don't care how long it takes, next time I'm driving. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
948 |
Relax, I will be roaming the aisle |
1.3145 |
0.04908 |
124 |
90 |
29 |
5 |
949 |
And people say I'm the antsy one... |
1.3143 |
0.04975 |
140 |
105 |
26 |
9 |
950 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.3143 |
0.06535 |
105 |
84 |
9 |
12 |
951 |
This is the last time I pay more for a seat with "extra leg room"! |
1.3143 |
0.05948 |
105 |
80 |
17 |
8 |
952 |
Not that you all look the same of course… |
1.3140 |
0.05633 |
121 |
93 |
18 |
10 |
953 |
My god, there are more on the wing! |
1.3140 |
0.05633 |
121 |
93 |
18 |
10 |
954 |
I thought only drones could fly. |
1.3140 |
0.05253 |
121 |
90 |
24 |
7 |
955 |
Discount airlines are getting seriously scary. |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
956 |
Shelly always hated traveling with her ant. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
957 |
Flying ant what it used to be. |
1.3134 |
0.05016 |
134 |
100 |
26 |
8 |
958 |
As hedge fund founder Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into an economy class traveler. |
1.3130 |
0.05709 |
115 |
88 |
18 |
9 |
959 |
Perhaps that wasn’t Xanax… |
1.3130 |
0.05574 |
115 |
87 |
20 |
8 |
960 |
I'm sure that there was someone sitting in the middle seat, reading that book. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
961 |
Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a mask? |
1.3125 |
0.05629 |
128 |
100 |
16 |
12 |
962 |
There's no need to worry about the plane crashing. Besides, I'm planning to eat you in midflight. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
963 |
Usually things seem so much smaller from an airplane. |
1.3125 |
0.05677 |
112 |
85 |
19 |
8 |
964 |
This is absolutely the last wildlife tour I’m booking! |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
965 |
Why did I leave my bug spray in my checked bag?? |
1.3125 |
0.05291 |
128 |
97 |
22 |
9 |
966 |
I never said you were bugging me! |
1.3125 |
0.05406 |
128 |
98 |
20 |
10 |
967 |
Come on, I'm not a cockroach! |
1.3125 |
0.05173 |
128 |
96 |
24 |
8 |
968 |
The other 350,000 got upgraded. |
1.3125 |
0.05677 |
112 |
85 |
19 |
8 |
969 |
How Kafkaesque! |
1.3125 |
0.05386 |
112 |
83 |
23 |
6 |
970 |
Eeek! There's a spider on the wing! |
1.3125 |
0.05817 |
112 |
86 |
17 |
9 |
971 |
The human is my support animal |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
972 |
Here I was, worrying about snakes on a plane! |
1.3125 |
0.05817 |
112 |
86 |
17 |
9 |
973 |
They charge extra for legs. |
1.3120 |
0.05005 |
125 |
92 |
27 |
6 |
974 |
Attention passengers: middle seating for all species available now. |
1.3120 |
0.05005 |
125 |
92 |
27 |
6 |
975 |
I'm glad we upgraded to first class, Gregor. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
976 |
Yes, it is a cookbook.
Relax, I'm a vegetarian. |
1.3119 |
0.05930 |
109 |
84 |
16 |
9 |
977 |
Are we still saying something when we’re seeing something? |
1.3119 |
0.05930 |
109 |
84 |
16 |
9 |
978 |
I always need the aisle seat because of my sciatica. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
979 |
Damn, He's reading Burroughs! |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
980 |
No offense, but they all look like ants from up here. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
981 |
Don’t worry, I’m sure we have the center seat to ourselves.” |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
982 |
Goodness me! The people all the way down there look just like... um... nevermind. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
983 |
Everything really IS bigger in Texas |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
984 |
All my husband asked was to share the armrest. You didn't have to bite his head off. |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
985 |
On my God, He's actually reading Naked Lunch! |
1.3111 |
0.05306 |
135 |
104 |
20 |
11 |
986 |
It really puts things in perspective, doesn't it? |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
987 |
At least it didn't take the middle seat... |
1.3109 |
0.05436 |
119 |
90 |
21 |
8 |
988 |
I am sure I did not pay for extra legs room. |
1.3106 |
0.05392 |
132 |
102 |
19 |
11 |
989 |
On the plus side, the center seatmate HAD been annoying |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
990 |
OMG my seatmate was just eaten by their emotional support pet! |
1.3103 |
0.04961 |
116 |
84 |
28 |
4 |
991 |
When they told me this trip would be Kafkaesque, this is not what I imagined. |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
992 |
phew, at least I’m not sitting next to a kid |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
993 |
Bothered by my reading out loud? |
1.3100 |
0.05631 |
100 |
74 |
21 |
5 |
994 |
Flying always makes me a bit antsy too. |
1.3100 |
0.06466 |
100 |
79 |
11 |
10 |
995 |
William, I thought the creature was on the wing. |
1.3100 |
0.05808 |
100 |
75 |
19 |
6 |
996 |
You can have my pretzels, Gordon. |
1.3100 |
0.05449 |
100 |
73 |
23 |
4 |
997 |
As I recall, my horoscope did mention an exotic stranger reading a book. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
998 |
Who knew that ants could fly? |
1.3097 |
0.05491 |
113 |
85 |
21 |
7 |
999 |
Wow, from here,they all look like…tiny people |
1.3095 |
0.05341 |
126 |
96 |
21 |
9 |
1000 |
I'm off to visit my great aunt. What about you? |
1.3095 |
0.05686 |
126 |
99 |
15 |
12 |
1001 |
If you're organizing a picnic at feet, can I join? |
1.3093 |
0.05554 |
97 |
71 |
22 |
4 |
1002 |
She’s probably going to want to talk to me, the whole flight. What a pest! |
1.3091 |
0.05125 |
110 |
80 |
26 |
4 |
1003 |
Kafka, you're awfully calm for having emptied the plane that fast. |
1.3091 |
0.05739 |
110 |
84 |
18 |
8 |
1004 |
I guess those reports about the emergence of a more sophisticated strain of flying ant are true… |
1.3089 |
0.05901 |
123 |
98 |
12 |
13 |
1005 |
Memo to self: no more Microdosing |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
1006 |
So people really look like ants from up here, right? |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
1007 |
And to think I paid a premium for the extra legroom. |
1.3085 |
0.05665 |
94 |
69 |
21 |
4 |
1008 |
Climate change. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
1009 |
This is part of my support animal certification |
1.3084 |
0.05698 |
107 |
81 |
19 |
7 |
1010 |
Attention. This is your pilot speaking. We have now entered the Twilight Zone. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1011 |
I can’t believe he’s not putting his antennae in airplane mode. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1012 |
If it’s of any interest to you, my aardvark friend will be in the middle. |
1.3083 |
0.04424 |
133 |
95 |
35 |
3 |
1013 |
Yeeeeshh. When Mom said to be careful of catching a bug on my international flight, this was the last thing I imagined. |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
1014 |
I'm sure he won't be back. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
1015 |
And yet I'm the one feeling antsy. |
1.3077 |
0.05491 |
117 |
89 |
20 |
8 |
1016 |
Better not be anymore motherfucking humans on this motherfucking plane! |
1.3077 |
0.06273 |
104 |
82 |
12 |
10 |
1017 |
Thought I’d have the whole row to myself, then Ant-Man shows up. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
1018 |
What's she complaining about? At least she has legroom. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
1019 |
Say, these seats are wonderfully sticky. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
1020 |
Woah the ants look like people down there and the people look like ants up here! |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
1021 |
You haven't seem yourself since we booked this trip Gregor. |
1.3077 |
0.05753 |
117 |
91 |
16 |
10 |
1022 |
From here the ants look
like people. |
1.3077 |
0.05624 |
117 |
90 |
18 |
9 |
1023 |
So,Are you from the Colonies? |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
1024 |
This is your pilot. Due to the warm, we are seeing high numbers of insects taking to the sky to search for a suitable mating partner. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
1025 |
I try not to be a pest when I fly. |
1.3077 |
0.04925 |
117 |
85 |
28 |
4 |
1026 |
Steven, from up here, all the people look like you! |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
1027 |
Maybe $2,000.00 more for First Class is worth it. |
1.3071 |
0.04938 |
127 |
94 |
27 |
6 |
1028 |
I hope his wife doesn’t have the center seat |
1.3071 |
0.05063 |
127 |
95 |
25 |
7 |
1029 |
I need the leg room. |
1.3071 |
0.04678 |
127 |
92 |
31 |
4 |
1030 |
My God, he's naked! |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
1031 |
Oh God... people look like ants down there too!" |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
1032 |
Before you ask, yes, I've read The Metamorphosis. |
1.3069 |
0.06253 |
101 |
79 |
13 |
9 |
1033 |
I don’t think those were melatonin gummies. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
1034 |
I see the rest of your family is boarding. |
1.3066 |
0.05135 |
137 |
105 |
22 |
10 |
1035 |
I should never have asked for a seat with extra legroom |
1.3065 |
0.05144 |
124 |
93 |
24 |
7 |
1036 |
Look at the people down there, they all look like tiny ants, do you know what I mean? |
1.3065 |
0.05015 |
124 |
92 |
26 |
6 |
1037 |
From up here all the people look like you. |
1.3063 |
0.05836 |
111 |
86 |
16 |
9 |
1038 |
Now, I see why you needed the aisle seat! |
1.3063 |
0.05086 |
111 |
81 |
26 |
4 |
1039 |
What do you mean ... Chocolate Covered Passengers?!? |
1.3063 |
0.05245 |
111 |
82 |
24 |
5 |
1040 |
Before I met you, I thought they all looked alike. |
1.3063 |
0.05548 |
111 |
84 |
20 |
7 |
1041 |
Leg room is everything |
1.3063 |
0.05399 |
111 |
83 |
22 |
6 |
1042 |
I used points to get the extra legs room |
1.3063 |
0.05548 |
111 |
84 |
20 |
7 |
1043 |
You know, Jesus was also a carpenter. |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
1044 |
So, do you use Google Earth for picnics now? |
1.3063 |
0.05086 |
111 |
81 |
26 |
4 |
1045 |
Why am I on such a tiny plane? |
1.3061 |
0.05506 |
98 |
72 |
22 |
4 |
1046 |
Where is everybody? |
1.3061 |
0.05876 |
98 |
74 |
18 |
6 |
1047 |
She was already bracing herself for the inevitable torrent of mandible-splaining once he tired of reading. |
1.3061 |
0.06390 |
98 |
77 |
12 |
9 |
1048 |
I'm a feature, not a bug |
1.3060 |
0.05321 |
134 |
104 |
19 |
11 |
1049 |
why do i always get stuck with the ones who are afraid of flying? |
1.3058 |
0.05609 |
121 |
94 |
17 |
10 |
1050 |
I think I’m on the wrong flight. |
1.3058 |
0.04817 |
121 |
88 |
29 |
4 |
1051 |
Isn't this the best seat for leg room? |
1.3058 |
0.04958 |
121 |
89 |
27 |
5 |
1052 |
I wonder if you have seen my husband who was in the middle seat? |
1.3058 |
0.04817 |
121 |
88 |
29 |
4 |
1053 |
I believe you're supposed to be seated on the outside of the window. |
1.3058 |
0.05609 |
121 |
94 |
17 |
10 |
1054 |
I thought you guys were more into underground transportation. |
1.3058 |
0.05095 |
121 |
90 |
25 |
6 |
1055 |
Nervous fliers really bug me. |
1.3056 |
0.04652 |
144 |
107 |
30 |
7 |
1056 |
That guy in the aisle seat is really bugging me. |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1057 |
There’s a man out there…on the wing!! |
1.3056 |
0.05497 |
108 |
81 |
21 |
6 |
1058 |
I love the extra leg-leg-leg room. |
1.3056 |
0.05652 |
108 |
82 |
19 |
7 |
1059 |
Everybody looks so tiny down there. |
1.3056 |
0.06094 |
108 |
85 |
13 |
10 |
1060 |
From this height, everyone looks like ants, am I right? |
1.3056 |
0.06234 |
108 |
86 |
11 |
11 |
1061 |
I said coach, with a "c" damn it! |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
1062 |
Metamorphosis, Why? |
1.3056 |
0.06094 |
108 |
85 |
13 |
10 |
1063 |
I'm antsy. |
1.3053 |
0.05071 |
131 |
99 |
24 |
8 |
1064 |
Forget extra leg room. They charged me for each extra leg. |
1.3053 |
0.04833 |
131 |
97 |
28 |
6 |
1065 |
This must be a nightmare, he’s only got four legs |
1.3053 |
0.06362 |
95 |
74 |
13 |
8 |
1066 |
Jessica learns what's on the in-flight menu |
1.3053 |
0.06536 |
95 |
75 |
11 |
9 |
1067 |
Great, now the middle seat will be free. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1068 |
It's okay, I don't bite. |
1.3051 |
0.05582 |
118 |
91 |
18 |
9 |
1069 |
Of all the seats in all the planes in all the world . . . . |
1.3048 |
0.06220 |
105 |
83 |
12 |
10 |
1070 |
Well, don’t bite my head off. I was just asking if you were enjoying your novel. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
1071 |
I always get extra room for my thorax |
1.3047 |
0.05384 |
128 |
99 |
19 |
10 |
1072 |
I think I see William Shatner on the wing! |
1.3043 |
0.06324 |
92 |
71 |
14 |
7 |
1073 |
Should we be concerned that no one else took this flight? |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
1074 |
Do you ever wonder why we're here? |
1.3040 |
0.05233 |
125 |
95 |
22 |
8 |
1075 |
Thank you for not manspreading. |
1.3039 |
0.06353 |
102 |
81 |
11 |
10 |
1076 |
It's all ours now, I suppose. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
1077 |
I had to practically crawl through security. How about you? |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
1078 |
And that's why your husband missed the flight?! |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
1079 |
This is the last time I pay for extra legs room. |
1.3037 |
0.05180 |
135 |
104 |
21 |
10 |
1080 |
Oh, uh, yes, I, I totally agree. Lord of the Flies is lousy - Empire of Ants is brilliant. Yes. Definitely. No argument there. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1081 |
Doubling down on exposure therapy seemed like a good idea. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1082 |
Wow! The people down there look just like ants! |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1083 |
Please, help yourself to all of the armrests |
1.3036 |
0.05048 |
112 |
82 |
26 |
4 |
1084 |
Meal fit for a queen, did you say? |
1.3036 |
0.05927 |
112 |
88 |
14 |
10 |
1085 |
This high up everyone looks like ants. |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1086 |
Don’t start with me about aliens, Karen! |
1.3036 |
0.05048 |
112 |
82 |
26 |
4 |
1087 |
Wow, the people down there look just like ... um, very small people" |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1088 |
Wow! Those cars look like... um... really little cars. |
1.3033 |
0.05446 |
122 |
94 |
19 |
9 |
1089 |
I wonder what happened to everyone else on this flight. |
1.3033 |
0.05320 |
122 |
93 |
21 |
8 |
1090 |
Great legroom. |
1.3033 |
0.04923 |
122 |
90 |
27 |
5 |
1091 |
My AUNT! I said, I'm going to visit my AUNT! |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
1092 |
I’m going to visit my AUNT in Chicago |
1.3033 |
0.05320 |
122 |
93 |
21 |
8 |
1093 |
Well, yes, I am surprised to find you reading my latest published work! |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
1094 |
I wonder what that women sees out the window that's freaking her out! |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
1095 |
Could you sit somewhere else? You're really starting to bug me. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
1096 |
They told me I'd be seated next to a book worm |
1.3030 |
0.05582 |
132 |
105 |
14 |
13 |
1097 |
Hey, has anyone ever told you what the people look like from up here? |
1.3030 |
0.04921 |
132 |
99 |
26 |
7 |
1098 |
They all look like ants down there, scurrying around. Creepy. |
1.3030 |
0.04921 |
132 |
99 |
26 |
7 |
1099 |
Did you get your boarding pass from the Ant-ernet? |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
1100 |
So...I'm going to meet my ant... |
1.3028 |
0.05607 |
109 |
83 |
19 |
7 |
1101 |
You alone are not afraid of AI! |
1.3028 |
0.05132 |
109 |
80 |
25 |
4 |
1102 |
So I said to him you don't listen to me and he said I do so, you just don't pay attention, you could be sitting next to a giant ant and would never notice and I said don't be ridiculous there's no such thing as a giant ant and he said... |
1.3028 |
0.04964 |
109 |
79 |
27 |
3 |
1103 |
Let me guess, you’re more of a leaf through than a page-turning reader. |
1.3028 |
0.04964 |
109 |
79 |
27 |
3 |
1104 |
I’ve always wanted to visit Ant-Arctica. How about you? |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
1105 |
They're coming! One by one! |
1.3025 |
0.05541 |
119 |
92 |
18 |
9 |
1106 |
The people down there are so small, they look like-uh-termites. |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
1107 |
So, you left your shoes at the security line? |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
1108 |
Do you suppose the sugar water is complementary in economy? |
1.3021 |
0.06304 |
96 |
75 |
13 |
8 |
1109 |
You're my comfort ant! Why aren't you doing your job? |
1.3021 |
0.05364 |
96 |
70 |
23 |
3 |
1110 |
Those people down there look just like ants. |
1.3021 |
0.05946 |
96 |
73 |
17 |
6 |
1111 |
I was hoping she’d see my book and get the hint to stay quiet, so I could avoid biting her head off. But here we are. |
1.3019 |
0.05390 |
106 |
79 |
22 |
5 |
1112 |
When you look at the people walking around they look like, uh, never mind. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1113 |
Flying makes me antsy too. |
1.3019 |
0.05714 |
106 |
81 |
18 |
7 |
1114 |
You can use the center armrest. My husband and I had a romantic evening. So he won’t be joining me. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
1115 |
And to think, a cancelled flight was my big concern! |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1116 |
Stop worrying. I've been flying since I lost my wings. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1117 |
I can't believe you like that book |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1118 |
I said, "It's reading Kafka!" |
1.3016 |
0.05318 |
126 |
97 |
20 |
9 |
1119 |
From up here people look like....uh...um... very tiny people. |
1.3016 |
0.05436 |
126 |
98 |
18 |
10 |
1120 |
Are you the reason they started putting tiny packets of sugar in my inflight meals? |
1.3016 |
0.04947 |
126 |
94 |
26 |
6 |
1121 |
And I promised myself I'd never fly Kafka Airlines again. |
1.3011 |
0.05467 |
93 |
68 |
22 |
3 |
1122 |
He's my guide for a tour of the former colonies! |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
1123 |
I'm just curious, what did you order for dinner? |
1.3009 |
0.05745 |
113 |
88 |
16 |
9 |
1124 |
So how did you become an emotional support ant? |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1125 |
I’ve got to take Kafka off my summer reading list! |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1126 |
Look, all the people down there look like ants! |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1127 |
Ewww there's like a hundred ants all lined up on the tarmac. I hope they aren't seriously getting on here. They're all carrying little shitty pieces of leaves and there's a queen and she's pregn— OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!! HELP!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1128 |
Don't you just love the leg room in these front seats? |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
1129 |
Yeah this edible is hitting for sure |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1130 |
To be fair, I too am disappointed that I didn’t turn out to be Paul Rudd. |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1131 |
Oh god, now they've discovered Ayn Rand. |
1.3008 |
0.05282 |
123 |
94 |
21 |
8 |
1132 |
Ant - ‘I hope I don’t get someone weird sitting next to me again’ |
1.3008 |
0.04889 |
133 |
100 |
26 |
7 |
1133 |
I just hope no one weird sits next to us.
Don't you hate when that happens??!? |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
1134 |
She must be ant-isocial. |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
1135 |
I’m not too thrilled to be sitting next to her, either. |
1.3000 |
0.05626 |
120 |
94 |
16 |
10 |
1136 |
The people look like insects down there. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1137 |
My antennas get the best reception in this seat. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1138 |
Gross! He took off his shoes! |
1.3000 |
0.06409 |
90 |
70 |
13 |
7 |
1139 |
This whole empty plane, and he sits next to me. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
1140 |
These seats just aren’t made for folks with a thorax. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1141 |
Both. Arm. Rests. |
1.3000 |
0.05081 |
130 |
99 |
23 |
8 |
1142 |
These transantlantic flights always make me so antsy, what about you? |
1.2993 |
0.04961 |
147 |
114 |
22 |
11 |
1143 |
You’re right, from up here they really do all look like ants. |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
1144 |
I do hope the attendant doesn't knock that cart against my knee again. |
1.2991 |
0.05328 |
117 |
89 |
21 |
7 |
1145 |
They do look like, like ... |
1.2991 |
0.05347 |
107 |
80 |
22 |
5 |
1146 |
Look Gregor! It's Prague! |
1.2991 |
0.05667 |
107 |
82 |
18 |
7 |
1147 |
Oswald struggled not to be shy as he really felt he should reach out a hand of support to the terrified first-time flyer. |
1.2991 |
0.05821 |
107 |
83 |
16 |
8 |
1148 |
So my pheromones are intolerable. What can I do about it? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
1149 |
You should know, I'm a nervous flyer. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
1150 |
My latest novel will be “Travels With My Ant”. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
1151 |
Your right! They do look like humans down there! |
1.2984 |
0.05369 |
124 |
96 |
19 |
9 |
1152 |
I've been on Tinder dates worse than this. |
1.2984 |
0.05245 |
124 |
95 |
21 |
8 |
1153 |
When you were hoping for a nice conversation. |
1.2982 |
0.05835 |
114 |
90 |
14 |
10 |
1154 |
First time flying roach? |
1.2982 |
0.05967 |
114 |
91 |
12 |
11 |
1155 |
Yes, Puerto Rico is still a colony. Why do you ask? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1156 |
The passenger diversity program has some bugs. |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
1157 |
Wow, the people look like ants from way up here! |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1158 |
You’d think I’d broken wind….. |
1.2981 |
0.05614 |
104 |
79 |
19 |
6 |
1159 |
Oh, so I'm the karen now. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1160 |
I can lift many times my own body weight. Yes, I can help open a door in the event of an emergency. |
1.2981 |
0.05937 |
104 |
81 |
15 |
8 |
1161 |
From way up here, the people all look like, erm, tiny people. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
1162 |
Wow, the ants down there look like people! |
1.2979 |
0.05625 |
94 |
70 |
20 |
4 |
1163 |
Great. Fifteen hours alone on a flight with this absurd human." |
1.2979 |
0.05825 |
94 |
71 |
18 |
5 |
1164 |
I prefer to fly first class because of the leg room. |
1.2979 |
0.06387 |
94 |
74 |
12 |
8 |
1165 |
1. Let me know if I bug you |
1.2977 |
0.05163 |
131 |
101 |
21 |
9 |
1166 |
I've had to fly coach since my wings got clipped. |
1.2975 |
0.05068 |
121 |
91 |
24 |
6 |
1167 |
I'm flying to a picnic. |
1.2975 |
0.05460 |
121 |
94 |
18 |
9 |
1168 |
Wait till she sees the bathroom. |
1.2975 |
0.05460 |
121 |
94 |
18 |
9 |
1169 |
It’s a wonder you got through screening. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1170 |
And he's reading 'Travels with My Aunt'. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1171 |
I guess she's never seen someone on a plane naked before. |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1172 |
Sorry! I was only trying to point out how tiny those cars look from all the way up here. |
1.2970 |
0.06060 |
101 |
79 |
14 |
8 |
1173 |
It's weird we can fly, right? |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
1174 |
What’s the matter, never seen a flying ant before? |
1.2969 |
0.05126 |
128 |
98 |
22 |
8 |
1175 |
Woman to self: WAKE UP NOW!!! |
1.2969 |
0.04880 |
128 |
96 |
26 |
6 |
1176 |
Kafka's unpublished sequel: Gregor Goes on Vacation |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
1177 |
I’ve never been this high up; the people look like ants! |
1.2967 |
0.06151 |
91 |
70 |
15 |
6 |
1178 |
I’m not afraid of book worms but this is a different story. |
1.2966 |
0.05811 |
118 |
94 |
13 |
11 |
1179 |
I must confront my fear of flying ants. |
1.2966 |
0.05150 |
118 |
89 |
23 |
6 |
1180 |
I didn't know ants could be support animals! |
1.2963 |
0.06066 |
108 |
86 |
12 |
10 |
1181 |
I’m not normally this nervous flying. |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1182 |
Wow, the ants down there all look as small as cars! |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1183 |
I think your cousin just splattered the window. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
1184 |
Reading Kafka? |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
1185 |
Thanks, but I don't think another CBD gummie will help my flying phobia. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
1186 |
Don't worry--I can carry the whole plane. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
1187 |
Oh please. You said you hated full flights. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
1188 |
It'd be worse if he were behind me kicking the seat. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
1189 |
Sigh..."First time visiting the colony?" |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
1190 |
I’m antsy. Are you? |
1.2957 |
0.05380 |
115 |
88 |
20 |
7 |
1191 |
I thought only the people down there looked like ants? |
1.2957 |
0.05790 |
115 |
91 |
14 |
10 |
1192 |
No wonder this flight was so cheap! |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
1193 |
Sure, it's o.k. for people down there to look like ants, but . . . . |
1.2957 |
0.05380 |
115 |
88 |
20 |
7 |
1194 |
If you move, I'll give you my pretzels. |
1.2955 |
0.06695 |
88 |
70 |
10 |
8 |
1195 |
Be calm is not only for humans. |
1.2955 |
0.05863 |
88 |
66 |
18 |
4 |
1196 |
What, you've never seen a flying ant? |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
132 |
100 |
25 |
7 |
1197 |
Ezell paused his reading to fantasize about joining the mile-high club with a lover not burdened by an exoskeleton. |
1.2953 |
0.05084 |
149 |
118 |
18 |
13 |
1198 |
He said I'm so self-absorbed, I never notice him anymore" |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1199 |
Kafka gets me...he really gets me. |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
1200 |
Does flying make you antsy too? |
1.2952 |
0.05887 |
105 |
82 |
15 |
8 |
1201 |
Feeling antsy? |
1.2952 |
0.05730 |
105 |
81 |
17 |
7 |
1202 |
This was the only seat available with extra legs room. |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
1203 |
If Samuel Alito tries to take this empty seat , I'll take care of him. |
1.2952 |
0.06190 |
105 |
84 |
11 |
10 |
1204 |
You are now free to march about the cabin. |
1.2952 |
0.05228 |
105 |
78 |
23 |
4 |
1205 |
I just hate it when they take off all those shoes! |
1.2951 |
0.05544 |
122 |
96 |
16 |
10 |
1206 |
I usually fly cargo! |
1.2951 |
0.05294 |
122 |
94 |
20 |
8 |
1207 |
I'm sorry I sprayed your family |
1.2950 |
0.04729 |
139 |
105 |
27 |
7 |
1208 |
Microdosing: 0 - Valium: 1 |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
1209 |
I was meant for bigger places than your pants. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
1210 |
Typical! No one else on the flight and they stick me next to the guy with long legs. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
1211 |
Oh, no! There are a bunch of Florida State troopers with guns drawn surrounding the plane. Please don’t tell me you’re reading a banned book. |
1.2947 |
0.06502 |
95 |
76 |
10 |
9 |
1212 |
I thought there would be more people on this flight. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
1213 |
Did you have to pay extra for all that antennaroom? |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
1214 |
The comforts of Air Kafka |
1.2941 |
0.05843 |
102 |
79 |
16 |
7 |
1215 |
Can it be that I’m in a Kafka novel? |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
1216 |
It creeps me out to fly an almost empty flight. |
1.2941 |
0.05501 |
102 |
77 |
20 |
5 |
1217 |
Sharon, please, I'm trying to read. I know they look like me from up here. |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
1218 |
Wow! The view up here really messes with your sense of scale, doesn't it? |
1.2941 |
0.05843 |
102 |
79 |
16 |
7 |
1219 |
Don’t bug me, I’m reading 📖 |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
1220 |
Just let me know if I'm bugging you. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
1221 |
Are you reading Kafka? |
1.2936 |
0.05422 |
109 |
83 |
20 |
6 |
1222 |
This guy puts the roach in coach. |
1.2936 |
0.05576 |
109 |
84 |
18 |
7 |
1223 |
In five minutes she will ask me what I’m reading. |
1.2935 |
0.05687 |
92 |
69 |
19 |
4 |
1224 |
Please turn your antennae to airplane mode. |
1.2931 |
0.05051 |
116 |
87 |
24 |
5 |
1225 |
You’re right—they don’t look anything like you.” |
1.2931 |
0.05197 |
116 |
88 |
22 |
6 |
1226 |
The SWAT team will be here any minute, you know. |
1.2931 |
0.05340 |
116 |
89 |
20 |
7 |
1227 |
No wonder the fare was so low! |
1.2931 |
0.04900 |
116 |
86 |
26 |
4 |
1228 |
Chill,lady - you've read Kafka, right? |
1.2931 |
0.05340 |
116 |
89 |
20 |
7 |
1229 |
No, I don't think 6 legs should entitle you to three times the leg room. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
1230 |
Well what did you think you’d dream about after taking all those anxiety pills and falling asleep reading Kafka on a plane then hmm?” |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1231 |
I take it you've never been to Area 51 before |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
1232 |
He better turn those antennae off before we taxi. |
1.2929 |
0.05788 |
99 |
76 |
17 |
6 |
1233 |
Empty plane, think I’ll change seats |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
1234 |
If only she didn't smell so bad. |
1.2925 |
0.05522 |
106 |
81 |
19 |
6 |
1235 |
I never said anythng about a magnifying glass... |
1.2925 |
0.05522 |
106 |
81 |
19 |
6 |
1236 |
Oh, I fix software problems. And, you? |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1237 |
I think we just ran over your family. |
1.2925 |
0.05682 |
106 |
82 |
17 |
7 |
1238 |
I am so glad you decided to come and meet my parents before the wedding. |
1.2921 |
0.06628 |
89 |
71 |
10 |
8 |
1239 |
She was a literary snob. |
1.2921 |
0.05806 |
89 |
67 |
18 |
4 |
1240 |
We are flying on a wing and a praying mantis. |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
1241 |
Oh! They do all look like ants down there! |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
1242 |
Hon, why are we the only ones in coach? |
1.2920 |
0.04978 |
113 |
84 |
25 |
4 |
1243 |
Ah, I guess this is why it's called Flying |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
1244 |
Everyone down there looks like...never mind. |
1.2917 |
0.05474 |
120 |
94 |
17 |
9 |
1245 |
Now how am I supposed to describe how tiny those people look from way up here? |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
1246 |
They said this airline had bugs in it's reservation system... |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
1247 |
I thought things only looked like ants when we were in the air and they were on the ground. |
1.2913 |
0.04758 |
127 |
95 |
27 |
5 |
1248 |
I love Kafka 's Metamorphosis. " |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
1249 |
...Not that it's BAD to look like ants! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1250 |
I guess I didn't really need the extra legroom |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1251 |
Attention, passengers: we regret to inform you that today’s in-flight snack service has been canceled. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1252 |
Yes, ants are normally six legged, but the flight attendant insisted that I stow one set in the overhead compartment. |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
1253 |
Cross your legs like me and you won’t have to pee so bad. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
1254 |
All the people down there look like little...oh, erm, nevermind. |
1.2906 |
0.05300 |
117 |
90 |
20 |
7 |
1255 |
Can't wait to visit the colony. |
1.2906 |
0.05159 |
117 |
89 |
22 |
6 |
1256 |
My husband was supposed to have the middle seat, but I devoured him. |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
1257 |
I’m sorry, I just don’t know another way to describe what people look like from up here. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
1258 |
Get used to it. Your airbnb won't be a picnic either. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
1259 |
We used to look like ants from this high up. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
1260 |
I'm in coach with my ant. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
1261 |
Who did you think was in boarding group A? |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
1262 |
I didn't anticipate THIS!! |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
1263 |
My God, Richard! This planet is crawling with humans! Let's go back home. |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
1264 |
From this altitude, people seem no more than ants. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1265 |
Oh My God! There's some creature on the wing! |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1266 |
There must be a hole in TSA screening. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1267 |
Do you even care that I had to buy all the other seats? You’re a lousy emotional support arthropod. |
1.2895 |
0.05096 |
114 |
86 |
23 |
5 |
1268 |
Oh, and another thing that bugs me, what ever happened to your other two legs? |
1.2895 |
0.05392 |
114 |
88 |
19 |
7 |
1269 |
I'm not sure what kind of giant insect, but it's reading from an anthology. |
1.2895 |
0.05246 |
114 |
87 |
21 |
6 |
1270 |
i think i know your cousin, Mr PotatoHead? |
1.2895 |
0.05392 |
114 |
88 |
19 |
7 |
1271 |
Planes... less fuss than evolving wings |
1.2893 |
0.05174 |
121 |
93 |
21 |
7 |
1272 |
My aunt doesn't like to fly. |
1.2893 |
0.05434 |
121 |
95 |
17 |
9 |
1273 |
In the interest of full disclosure, I'm probably going to use the other armrests too... |
1.2889 |
0.06170 |
90 |
70 |
14 |
6 |
1274 |
No darling, it wasn't a dream |
1.2889 |
0.05751 |
90 |
68 |
18 |
4 |
1275 |
I get antsy when I fly, too! |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
1276 |
Am I the alien, or are you?
Why can't we all just get along? |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
1277 |
I ate everyone in first class so they moved me back here |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
1278 |
Did you get heartburn from the bag of peanuts, too, or is it just my human stomach? |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
1279 |
I've never seen a drink cart disappear like that. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1280 |
Look, the people look like ants! |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
1281 |
Thanks for the aisle. I need that extra legs room. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1282 |
Will this flight ever end? I'm getting very antsy. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
1283 |
Oh my God, he's reading The Art of The Deal! |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1284 |
Please put away your tray tables and cover all picnic spreads |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
1285 |
here comes the SWAT team |
1.2881 |
0.05529 |
118 |
93 |
16 |
9 |
1286 |
I sure do appreciate the extra-leg room. |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
1287 |
Oh sure, the one time the middle seat goes unoccupied… |
1.2880 |
0.05057 |
125 |
96 |
22 |
7 |
1288 |
This is not what I expected when I purchased the "extra leg" room. |
1.2880 |
0.04927 |
125 |
95 |
24 |
6 |
1289 |
You’re packing light! Where’s your ant-enna? |
1.2874 |
0.06313 |
87 |
68 |
13 |
6 |
1290 |
Wow, from up here, all the people look like tiny ...um, never mind. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1291 |
For the first time ever, I pray there will be someone in the middle seat. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1292 |
Really?! "Catcher in the Rye!" |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1293 |
Wanna play, 'Queen for a Day' ?" |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1294 |
En route to colonize. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1295 |
These old airplanes smell a lot like formic acid. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
1296 |
God, strike me dead with a lightning bolt if I even think of booking with Spirit Airlines again. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
1297 |
A good book always makes me a little less antsy while flying. |
1.2872 |
0.06700 |
94 |
77 |
7 |
10 |
1298 |
Clearly, this is no picnic. |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
1299 |
Stop bugsplaining |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
1300 |
Why did I ever opt for extra legroom? |
1.2871 |
0.05511 |
101 |
77 |
19 |
5 |
1301 |
The view is beautiful but I see you're reading and I didn't want to bug you! |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
1302 |
We fly economy but the Queen's in business. |
1.2871 |
0.05511 |
101 |
77 |
19 |
5 |
1303 |
Passengers continuing on to Antwerp, please remain on board. |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
1304 |
The airlines made you cut off two of your legs so you could fit in your seat? That's horrible! |
1.2871 |
0.05859 |
101 |
79 |
15 |
7 |
1305 |
Will no one mention the eleph-ant in the room? |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
1306 |
Forget flight delays, nothing scares me more than literary ants. |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
1307 |
I was able to upgrade from croach. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1308 |
BELIEVE ME….THIS IS NO PICNIC |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1309 |
Ugh! It really bugs me when there are plenty of empty seats but some pest has to sit right next to me. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
1310 |
All these empty seats and they had to put me next to a first time flyer?? |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
1311 |
At this altitude those people look just like ants. |
1.2868 |
0.05185 |
129 |
101 |
19 |
9 |
1312 |
I'm sure there's a bug in the seat assignment algorithm. |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1313 |
I thought it was “Snakes on a Plane “! |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1314 |
Everybody looks like a-- I mean, like, really little from up here. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1315 |
Just act normal. |
1.2857 |
0.05618 |
98 |
75 |
18 |
5 |
1316 |
Odd, how people look so tiny from up here, just like ants. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
1317 |
I started transitioning when I was eight |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1318 |
It could be a crying baby |
1.2857 |
0.05981 |
98 |
77 |
14 |
7 |
1319 |
'Well, I think you're a little late if you're going to London to see the Queen!' |
1.2857 |
0.05733 |
112 |
89 |
14 |
9 |
1320 |
I wish this flight didn’t have so many legs. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1321 |
Re-reading Kafka . . . MISTAKE! |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1322 |
Well, at least we have economy class to ourselves, though I don’t know why. |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
1323 |
I knew winning an all expense paid trip to see Adam Ant was too good to be true." |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1324 |
Yes, they do don't they? |
1.2857 |
0.04826 |
105 |
77 |
26 |
2 |
1325 |
Will passenger Gregor Samsa please contact a flight attendant? |
1.2857 |
0.05071 |
133 |
104 |
20 |
9 |
1326 |
Well, I'm uncomfortable around anyone reading Catcher in the Rye. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1327 |
For God's sake, lady, you really think I'm going to make a move on you in that horrible white sweater?" |
1.2857 |
0.05618 |
98 |
75 |
18 |
5 |
1328 |
No wonder I was finally able to use my frequent flier miles! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1329 |
Oh, sure. Just wait. Some lady with a crying baby will take this middle seat! |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1330 |
I thought I was giving up my aisle seat to a lonely aunt. |
1.2857 |
0.05295 |
112 |
86 |
20 |
6 |
1331 |
Would you like a bite to eat? |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1332 |
So your ex was 'just fine' with mating once a life cycle. Good for her! |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
1333 |
Excuse me, but people aren’t supposed to look like ants until we’ll after we’ve taken off. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1334 |
I'm guessing you wouldn't be interested in joining the mile-high club. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
1335 |
Mama told me not to fly roach. |
1.2857 |
0.05295 |
112 |
86 |
20 |
6 |
1336 |
There are motherfucking ants on this motherfucking plane! |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
1337 |
I wonder why everyone has evacuated?" |
1.2857 |
0.05802 |
98 |
76 |
16 |
6 |
1338 |
Relax. Travel bugs aren't contagious. |
1.2857 |
0.05618 |
98 |
75 |
18 |
5 |
1339 |
My Queen will be back in a minute… |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
1340 |
Wow! All those people down there look like, ah, umm... |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
1341 |
At least the middle seat will stay empty. |
1.2857 |
0.05268 |
126 |
99 |
18 |
9 |
1342 |
Unfair! I paid for extra legroom! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
1343 |
Arachnophobia? Get over it. I have 6 legs. |
1.2857 |
0.05230 |
98 |
73 |
22 |
3 |
1344 |
Mary experiences a pang of regret as she realizes that, to go to the bathroom, she will have to bug the passenger in the aisle seat |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
119 |
93 |
18 |
8 |
1345 |
I guess that wasn’t a travel sickness pill |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
1346 |
He told me his aunt was big… |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
1347 |
This years’ 4th of July picnic haul was so successful, the colony is sending me to scout new locations. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1348 |
I wonder what happened to all of the other passengers? |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
1349 |
The people down there look like er ah... tiny people. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
1350 |
Thanks for switching seats, I needed the extra leg room. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
1351 |
Yes, taking off can be scary. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1352 |
They really think we just walk everywhere |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1353 |
Flying has gotten far too Kafkaesque |
1.2844 |
0.05695 |
109 |
86 |
15 |
8 |
1354 |
Hmmm. You look familiar. Are you by chance a shirttail relative of a guy named Gregor? |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1355 |
No, I don't want to see your ant porn. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1356 |
No, lady, they don’t look like ants from up here |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1357 |
Yeah, just headed out to a picnic in Peoria, you? |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
1358 |
Ugh, disgusting. He took his shoes off. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1359 |
Happiness is reading Kafka in first class. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1360 |
Pray for me |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1361 |
Are you sure you can handle the Exit Row door? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1362 |
If that's a bible you're reading I guess you really are a praying mantis. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1363 |
See, this is exactly why I read instead of binging The Twilight Zone before bed. |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1364 |
'You were crawling all over that woman in business class.' |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
1365 |
Honey, we aren’t pulling into Terminal A, it says Terminix! |
1.2842 |
0.06109 |
95 |
75 |
13 |
7 |
1366 |
Don't worry, you won't get stepped on by these 35,000 feet. |
1.2842 |
0.06465 |
95 |
77 |
9 |
9 |
1367 |
I didn't realize Kafka's writing was biographical. |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
1368 |
Oh, my God! I can't believe my parents are meeting us on the tarmac. Please do not embarrass me by carrying your suitcase over your head. |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
1369 |
Just my luck - never the hot guy |
1.2841 |
0.05098 |
88 |
64 |
23 |
1 |
1370 |
The others are in the overhead. Not to worry. |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
1371 |
Can You move a Rubber Tree Plant. |
1.2841 |
0.06249 |
88 |
69 |
13 |
6 |
1372 |
I requested seats with extra legroom, not EXTRA LEG room…! |
1.2841 |
0.06249 |
88 |
69 |
13 |
6 |
1373 |
I thought incorporating bugs into the flight experience was a metaphor! |
1.2841 |
0.05816 |
88 |
67 |
17 |
4 |
1374 |
I think I see your dad from up here |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
1375 |
Looks like your friends are swarming to meet you. |
1.2833 |
0.04611 |
120 |
89 |
28 |
3 |
1376 |
Just waiting here calmly, reading my book, until climate change works its magic, and we take over. |
1.2833 |
0.04761 |
120 |
90 |
26 |
4 |
1377 |
I love my husband’s family, but I’m never traveling with his aunt again. |
1.2832 |
0.05102 |
113 |
86 |
22 |
5 |
1378 |
He’s reading Ant Porn ! |
1.2832 |
0.05254 |
113 |
87 |
20 |
6 |
1379 |
Oh great. He's going to order grasshopper after grasshopper. |
1.2832 |
0.05825 |
113 |
91 |
12 |
10 |
1380 |
I’ve never flown with a queen before! |
1.2832 |
0.05547 |
113 |
89 |
16 |
8 |
1381 |
My boyfriend is an exterminator. |
1.2832 |
0.05402 |
113 |
88 |
18 |
7 |
1382 |
I specifically asked not to be seated next to a screaming human |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1383 |
I don't suppose you would like to join me for a picnic after we arrive in New York? |
1.2830 |
0.05321 |
106 |
81 |
20 |
5 |
1384 |
No, please go on. The people down there look like what exactly? |
1.2830 |
0.06107 |
106 |
86 |
10 |
10 |
1385 |
They overbooked the last flight with the rest of my colony. |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1386 |
No pretzels, I’ll just have my usual nectar on the rocks |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1387 |
OMG,what if he hits on me? |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
1388 |
Oh, relax. I'm an army ant. If anything, you should be thanking me for my service! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
1389 |
Feeling a little antsy? Yeah, I get that when when I fly, too. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1390 |
I’m feeling antimidated. |
1.2824 |
0.06175 |
85 |
66 |
14 |
5 |
1391 |
These antxiety meds better kick in before takeoff. |
1.2824 |
0.06613 |
85 |
68 |
10 |
7 |
1392 |
You didn't see how many we put on the other plane. |
1.2824 |
0.05944 |
85 |
65 |
16 |
4 |
1393 |
Would you prefer the window seat |
1.2824 |
0.05452 |
85 |
63 |
20 |
2 |
1394 |
When my husband returns from the restroom, he'd like a word about the armrest. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
1395 |
At least she can't step on me. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1396 |
Don’t worry, ma’am. This is not my first time in the Exit Row. |
1.2818 |
0.05346 |
110 |
85 |
19 |
6 |
1397 |
I miss first class. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1398 |
Everyone down there looks like you. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1399 |
Nervous by nature, Brenda's sleepless week of engine failure nightmares had not prepared her for this. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1400 |
Oh, God, I must have used one of Steve’s mushroom tea bags |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1401 |
0nly when I molt |
1.2812 |
0.05482 |
96 |
73 |
19 |
4 |
1402 |
If it helps, I'm your great ant, not to be confused with your grandparents sister. |
1.2812 |
0.06052 |
96 |
76 |
13 |
7 |
1403 |
So, who do you think brought the cocaine into the White House? |
1.2812 |
0.05868 |
96 |
75 |
15 |
6 |
1404 |
It really just bugs me when someone takes the seat near mine when so many others are available! |
1.2812 |
0.05868 |
96 |
75 |
15 |
6 |
1405 |
They always know when the inflight snacks are coming. |
1.2812 |
0.06404 |
96 |
78 |
9 |
9 |
1406 |
I get a little antsy on flights too. |
1.2812 |
0.05868 |
96 |
75 |
15 |
6 |
1407 |
and I din't bring a book. |
1.2812 |
0.05066 |
96 |
71 |
23 |
2 |
1408 |
No need to panic, your uncle just went to the lavatory…… |
1.2812 |
0.06052 |
96 |
76 |
13 |
7 |
1409 |
Screw the ant! Is that William Shatner on the wing? |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
1410 |
I sure wish I knew how to fly. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
1411 |
I'm nervous enough already - stop bugging me. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
1412 |
Let Us Spray! |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1413 |
I'm feeling a bit antsy! |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
1414 |
Please tell me you're an Air Marshal and really, really undercover. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
1415 |
Don't you just love Kafka? |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
1416 |
So would this be any easier for you if I was somebody's Uncle ? |
1.2807 |
0.05361 |
114 |
89 |
18 |
7 |
1417 |
Oh for pity's sake Henry, would you just put your book down for once and look at what's happening on the tarmac! |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
1418 |
Your mate is hanging on to the wing for dear life. I wonder why he won't come back in. |
1.2805 |
0.06079 |
82 |
63 |
15 |
4 |
1419 |
Aren't you all supposed to have SIX legs?? |
1.2805 |
0.06322 |
82 |
64 |
13 |
5 |
1420 |
God I hope she doesn’t want to talk. I want to finish my book |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
1421 |
From this height, I’m used to people looking like ants. But this is a bit much! |
1.2804 |
0.05602 |
107 |
84 |
16 |
7 |
1422 |
Of all the gin joints... |
1.2804 |
0.04932 |
107 |
80 |
24 |
3 |
1423 |
This flight is costing me an arm and a leg (I used to be a hexapod) |
1.2804 |
0.05108 |
107 |
81 |
22 |
4 |
1424 |
Yeah, I'm flying to visit my aunt too. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1425 |
How many relatives did you say were waiting for you!? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1426 |
Thank heaven for once I didn't get the middle seat! |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
1427 |
So this is how you fire ants are migrating north.... |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1428 |
Now aren't you glad you took my advice and paid for the extra leg room? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1429 |
I think I’m coming down with a bug! |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1430 |
'Don't worry. I paid for extra legs room.' |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1431 |
Let me guess, everyone looks like ants from up here. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1432 |
Another hysterical woman. Honestly I can never get away from them. |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
1433 |
Air travel never disappoints. |
1.2796 |
0.05376 |
93 |
70 |
20 |
3 |
1434 |
From this high up, the people look like similes. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
1435 |
I need more legs room. |
1.2796 |
0.05154 |
93 |
69 |
22 |
2 |
1436 |
Ugg he is reading Lady Chatterly’s Lover”. |
1.2796 |
0.05993 |
93 |
73 |
14 |
6 |
1437 |
And just like that, Anton knew he wouldn’t be finishing his novel on this flight. |
1.2796 |
0.06728 |
93 |
77 |
6 |
10 |
1438 |
Stop Bugging Me! |
1.2793 |
0.05456 |
111 |
87 |
17 |
7 |
1439 |
Look at those people down there, they look like ants! |
1.2793 |
0.05604 |
111 |
88 |
15 |
8 |
1440 |
Adam, are you sure those gummies were for anxiety? |
1.2793 |
0.05889 |
111 |
90 |
11 |
10 |
1441 |
So...watcha reading? |
1.2793 |
0.05456 |
111 |
87 |
17 |
7 |
1442 |
At least he's not a bookworm. |
1.2793 |
0.04985 |
111 |
84 |
23 |
4 |
1443 |
All I said was, ‘Business or pleasure.’ |
1.2793 |
0.05147 |
111 |
85 |
21 |
5 |
1444 |
I’m in the twilight zone |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
1445 |
I'm not worried, I survive everything. |
1.2791 |
0.06331 |
86 |
68 |
12 |
6 |
1446 |
And I've been worried about ants in my kitchen |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
1447 |
I feel like having a bite to eat. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
1448 |
Uggh, she’s reading that old book and not the kindle version. Creepy. |
1.2791 |
0.06111 |
86 |
67 |
14 |
5 |
1449 |
So we’re both going to visit our ants…? |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1450 |
And here I thought there wasn't going to be a meal on this flight. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1451 |
I think I know why this plane is empty now! |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1452 |
You pay extra for legroom, and then they come marching in. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1453 |
I awoke to find myself the victim of another chatty seatmate. Drone, drone, drone. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1454 |
Well, I suppose everybody down there looks normal to you. |
1.2784 |
0.05022 |
97 |
72 |
23 |
2 |
1455 |
Surprising what gets past security these days isn’t it. |
1.2784 |
0.05815 |
97 |
76 |
15 |
6 |
1456 |
Is it flying ant season already? |
1.2784 |
0.05997 |
97 |
77 |
13 |
7 |
1457 |
What’s in the middle seat? |
1.2784 |
0.05815 |
97 |
76 |
15 |
6 |
1458 |
I suppose you're tired of browsing the web |
1.2784 |
0.05997 |
97 |
77 |
13 |
7 |
1459 |
Let's hope nobody has the middle seat. |
1.2784 |
0.05433 |
97 |
74 |
19 |
4 |
1460 |
All those ants look like people from way up here. |
1.2784 |
0.05815 |
97 |
76 |
15 |
6 |
1461 |
Are your pronouns "They" or "Them"? |
1.2784 |
0.05997 |
97 |
77 |
13 |
7 |
1462 |
Thanks for the aisle seat,the leg and head space make the flight bearable ! |
1.2784 |
0.05433 |
97 |
74 |
19 |
4 |
1463 |
Gregor, I know you've changed a lot but I think our relationship needs a metamorphosis too. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
1464 |
I'll bet you're really tired of "don't bug me" jokes. |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
1465 |
This is your captain speaking
Please turn on airplane mode if your antennae are up |
1.2783 |
0.05733 |
115 |
93 |
12 |
10 |
1466 |
God, I hate flying. What about you? |
1.2778 |
0.05067 |
108 |
82 |
22 |
4 |
1467 |
Why would you rather read a book than talk to me?
Am I not your type? |
1.2778 |
0.05067 |
108 |
82 |
22 |
4 |
1468 |
You've probably heard this before, but from up here everyone looks... |
1.2778 |
0.06326 |
90 |
72 |
11 |
7 |
1469 |
I'M bugging YOU? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1470 |
Go ahead and say it. The people down there are so small, they look like... |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
1471 |
Stop calling me 'aunt.' |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
1472 |
I'm glad someone's enjoying the extra legroom |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1473 |
You can see why they made me buy two seats. |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1474 |
You know, from up here, the ants look like the size of humans! |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1475 |
From up here, ants always look like ants. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1476 |
And then the ants came! Ruined the whole party! I hate ants and hope they all die! |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1477 |
Did I say ants? I meant to say those people looked like they were from France. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1478 |
Leg room. Am I right? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1479 |
Wasn't your husband just in the middle seat? |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1480 |
Fear of flying hasn't changed |
1.2771 |
0.06015 |
83 |
64 |
15 |
4 |
1481 |
Young lady, from my end, it's no picnic either. |
1.2771 |
0.06255 |
83 |
65 |
13 |
5 |
1482 |
I think my seat mate was just eaten by his “comfort pet” |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1483 |
Ya know, my ancestors invented this form of travel. |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
1484 |
All those ants down below look like people. |
1.2768 |
0.05559 |
112 |
89 |
15 |
8 |
1485 |
It's metamorphosis. |
1.2768 |
0.05412 |
112 |
88 |
17 |
7 |
1486 |
You’ve changed, Spencer. |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1487 |
My God,this plane is bugged! |
1.2766 |
0.05936 |
94 |
74 |
14 |
6 |
1488 |
I hope he's got airplane mode enabled. |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1489 |
From up here, everyone looks like a very specific type of insect, the name of which escapes me! |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1490 |
For the first time ever, I hope that the guy in the middle seat is huge" |
1.2766 |
0.05327 |
94 |
71 |
20 |
3 |
1491 |
Yes, I have read “How to Eat Humans Out of House and Home” and no, you cannot have my phone numbe. |
1.2766 |
0.05538 |
94 |
72 |
18 |
4 |
1492 |
Do you know where my husband went? |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1493 |
Flying is no picnic anymore, don’t you agree? |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
1494 |
You should try reading some Franz Kafka. |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
1495 |
I'd share a cab, but I'm not staying in your colony. |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
1496 |
Why my row? |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
1497 |
Pretend I am giant bug I say. That’ll take your mind off your fear of flying I say. |
1.2762 |
0.05327 |
105 |
81 |
19 |
5 |
1498 |
I can't believe that I paid for extra leg room! |
1.2762 |
0.05661 |
105 |
83 |
15 |
7 |
1499 |
Someone's always blocking the aisle |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
1500 |
Hey look! Look! All those people down there look like tiny An…..NOMALIES!”
…..(Phewhhhh! Great save! |
1.2762 |
0.05661 |
105 |
83 |
15 |
7 |
1501 |
What if he asks my opinion? I hated that book! |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
1502 |
I hitched a ride. The extra leg room and
emotional support human were a bonus. |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
1503 |
Boy, that Darwin was right on
the money! |
1.2759 |
0.05556 |
116 |
93 |
14 |
9 |
1504 |
I can’t hold it much longer |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
1505 |
From up here they look just like - ha - um, tiny people? |
1.2759 |
0.05279 |
116 |
91 |
18 |
7 |
1506 |
I can't believe it. Who reads books these days? |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1507 |
OMG, I've shrunk! |
1.2755 |
0.05942 |
98 |
78 |
13 |
7 |
1508 |
Well, at least I got the window seat. |
1.2755 |
0.04979 |
98 |
73 |
23 |
2 |
1509 |
It's not you, these small planes just make me nervous. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1510 |
Oh, sure you're calm - YOU won't die by falling from this height!! |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
1511 |
I didn't mean that comment about our picnic being spoiled to come out that way. |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1512 |
Wow from up here everyone looks like… uhhh, nevermind |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
1513 |
I never should've stopped seeing that exterminator. |
1.2750 |
0.06650 |
80 |
64 |
10 |
6 |
1514 |
As long as he doesn't clip his nails... |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
1515 |
This is the last time I fly Picnic Airlines. |
1.2747 |
0.06264 |
91 |
73 |
11 |
7 |
1516 |
I hope she don't give birth. |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1517 |
Do you think this cartoon makes my thorax look fat? |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1518 |
...don't mention boric acid, don't mention boric acid, don't... |
1.2747 |
0.05198 |
91 |
68 |
21 |
2 |
1519 |
That woman really bugs me. |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1520 |
I asked for coach fare not roach! |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
1521 |
Why is there a grasshopper on the runway holding a sign saying “Don’t leave me…I’ll quit fiddling around!”?? |
1.2747 |
0.05198 |
91 |
68 |
21 |
2 |
1522 |
They're going to need ten people to lift all that baggage! |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1523 |
I think that I should have identified those mushrooms before I ate them ! |
1.2747 |
0.05649 |
91 |
70 |
17 |
4 |
1524 |
There’s a gross bug in the window RIGHT next to me! |
1.2747 |
0.06066 |
91 |
72 |
13 |
6 |
1525 |
Should we put something on the middle seat so people think it’s taken? |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1526 |
We were on our way to our honeymoon but then I ate him. |
1.2747 |
0.05428 |
91 |
69 |
19 |
3 |
1527 |
Any idea what happened to the other passengers? |
1.2745 |
0.05771 |
102 |
81 |
14 |
7 |
1528 |
I hope its not reading the Koran. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
1529 |
No, I said I wanted to visit my AUNT. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
1530 |
Honey, you are not going to believe what I see on the wing! Honey? |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
1531 |
Feeling a bit antsy before takeoff. |
1.2742 |
0.05412 |
124 |
100 |
14 |
10 |
1532 |
Congratulations. You have the best middle-seat story in any conversation for the rest of your life." |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1533 |
Please stop calling everyone, 'sugar'. |
1.2738 |
0.05449 |
84 |
63 |
19 |
2 |
1534 |
Yes, Mr. Mantis, I am praying."
Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
1535 |
We're so high up. Those people on the ground look like you. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1536 |
Bet you didn’t realize how much flying United was like reading ‘The Metamorphosis’ until now. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1537 |
I’m a myrmecologist. What do you do? |
1.2737 |
0.06250 |
95 |
77 |
10 |
8 |
1538 |
This motherfucker |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
1539 |
It’s more the fact that there’s only two of us on this flight that’s affecting my suspension of disbelief right now. |
1.2736 |
0.05613 |
106 |
84 |
15 |
7 |
1540 |
That is quite a frightening tale, Mr. Samsa! |
1.2736 |
0.05451 |
106 |
83 |
17 |
6 |
1541 |
Antsy? No, I'm just admiring this amazing wing. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1542 |
Wow, they really do look like... |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
1543 |
This is the first time I would actually be glad to see a spider. |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
1544 |
I didn't know they were making a sequel without the snakes. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1545 |
But I DO apologize for smashing so many of your people... |
1.2727 |
0.06610 |
88 |
72 |
8 |
8 |
1546 |
I thought people were supposed to look like ants from a plane. |
1.2727 |
0.04817 |
110 |
83 |
24 |
3 |
1547 |
What's bugging her? |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1548 |
I hope you're not going to be a pest on this flight. |
1.2727 |
0.04817 |
110 |
83 |
24 |
3 |
1549 |
Still beats Spirit... |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1550 |
I paid for the legroom, I’m going to use the legroom. That’s the hill I’m going to die on. |
1.2727 |
0.05888 |
99 |
79 |
13 |
7 |
1551 |
When I answered the add, 'Wanted someone to travel with my ant', free ticket provided,' I thought it was a misprint!!! |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
1552 |
They told me the plane had been debugged! |
1.2727 |
0.05249 |
121 |
96 |
17 |
8 |
1553 |
They all look like ants from up here to me, too, lady. |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1554 |
I just hope he has enough leg, leg, leg, leg, leg, leg room. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1555 |
This book is boring. I’m so ready for dinner. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1556 |
I don't want to worry you, but there's a bunch of soldiers waiting for us with a giant can of Raid. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1557 |
Sorry, I’m a bit nervous. It’s my first time flying. |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
1558 |
Trust me, I'm an antrepreneur. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1559 |
I always sit up here for extra elbows room. |
1.2720 |
0.04735 |
125 |
96 |
24 |
5 |
1560 |
Here's the weird thing. He's reading Dostoevsky. |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1561 |
I just hope there's not a crying larva sitting next to me the entire flight. |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1562 |
I Finally Score the Exit Row with all the legroom..... |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1563 |
Damn, here comes the grasshopper! |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1564 |
Don't let me bug you. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
1565 |
The irony is I chose this row because it has extra leg room... |
1.2717 |
0.05150 |
92 |
69 |
21 |
2 |
1566 |
I get this everywhere I go. It's just because I'm black! |
1.2717 |
0.06392 |
92 |
75 |
9 |
8 |
1567 |
Oh! I mean... pants! I said, they all look like little pants ...is what I said. |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
1568 |
Jiminy Cricket! |
1.2716 |
0.06337 |
81 |
64 |
12 |
5 |
1569 |
I can handle you looks, Gregor, but Tucker Carlson's "Ship of Fools?" Really???? |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
1570 |
What have you done with my lunch? |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
1571 |
Neither worker or soldier; Gigolo. |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
1572 |
Getting through security was no picnic. |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1573 |
It really creeps me out how much people resemble ants from this height! |
1.2710 |
0.06023 |
107 |
88 |
9 |
10 |
1574 |
You've got a lot of family down there to greet you. |
1.2708 |
0.06012 |
96 |
77 |
12 |
7 |
1575 |
You shouldn't be flying Arachnid Airlines. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1576 |
... even worse, he hogs the armrest. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1577 |
And I thought manspreading was bad. |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
1578 |
Don’t worry honey, I only bite off my husband’s head! |
1.2708 |
0.05826 |
96 |
76 |
14 |
6 |
1579 |
When the tri-fecta of flying, window, armrest and empty seat, does not bring happiness. |
1.2708 |
0.05826 |
96 |
76 |
14 |
6 |
1580 |
Excuse me M'aam...Do you spell decapitate with one "P" or two? |
1.2708 |
0.06366 |
96 |
79 |
8 |
9 |
1581 |
I just refuse to fly roach. |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
1582 |
OMG, I think we are flying over Area 51! |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
1583 |
I also hate the bulkhead row. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1584 |
Fiiiiiiine. May I use the bathroom, Queen? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
1585 |
I agree the upgrade for extra leg room was well worth it. |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1586 |
From up here the ants look like people. |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1587 |
Wow, you're right! Everyone does look like you now. |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1588 |
Nail clippers are not allowed. But giant pincers,no problem! |
1.2703 |
0.05571 |
111 |
89 |
14 |
8 |
1589 |
Wonder where the rest of the colony will be sitting? |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
1590 |
I hate to bug you, but I meant I was saving that seat for my mom’s sister. |
1.2700 |
0.05660 |
100 |
79 |
15 |
6 |
1591 |
I foolishly assumed this new aircraft didn't have any bugs. |
1.2700 |
0.05660 |
100 |
79 |
15 |
6 |
1592 |
You seem to have flown before Is the plane always this empty? |
1.2700 |
0.05660 |
100 |
79 |
15 |
6 |
1593 |
Pull it together lady, it’s an Exit Row. We have a job to do. |
1.2700 |
0.05660 |
100 |
79 |
15 |
6 |
1594 |
Does she think I’m a spider |
1.2700 |
0.05478 |
100 |
78 |
17 |
5 |
1595 |
Let us make your next flight a picnic" was a cute promotion 'til now. |
1.2697 |
0.05481 |
89 |
68 |
18 |
3 |
1596 |
I've got to do something about these acid trip flashbacks... |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1597 |
Actually, we prefer "arthropod American." |
1.2697 |
0.06345 |
89 |
72 |
10 |
7 |
1598 |
I think we just entered the Twilight Zone. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1599 |
It's always so good to get out of the mound for a few days. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1600 |
Oh, yeah? Everyone looks like me from up here? So tired of this. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1601 |
The people look like ants from this distance. |
1.2696 |
0.04835 |
115 |
88 |
23 |
4 |
1602 |
I regret my wing clipping surgery |
1.2696 |
0.04835 |
115 |
88 |
23 |
4 |
1603 |
The people on the ground look like ants from way up here. Turns out,up close too. |
1.2696 |
0.04990 |
115 |
89 |
21 |
5 |
1604 |
Sorry but I don’t date frequent flyers. |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
1605 |
Everyone looks so small from up here, like ants. |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1606 |
And then I missed my connection, and I had to spend the night at O'Hare, and I couldn't get comfortable, but then I went to get a latte and they were out of milk, and now I have another stop in Denver, and who knows where my luggage is... |
1.2692 |
0.05834 |
104 |
84 |
12 |
8 |
1607 |
Crap! I left my book at home! |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
1608 |
Now I’m hoping for someone in the middle seat…. |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
1609 |
I try and read so I won’t be disturbed by a nervous flier . |
1.2692 |
0.05213 |
130 |
105 |
15 |
10 |
1610 |
I get antsy if I don't have enough leg room. And why is she making that face? |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1611 |
I’m glad I paid for extra legroom |
1.2692 |
0.05672 |
104 |
83 |
14 |
7 |
1612 |
Gosh, that book he´s reading...it´s disgusting! |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
1613 |
Let me guess. You're reading Stephen King. |
1.2692 |
0.05505 |
104 |
82 |
16 |
6 |
1614 |
Jeff Goldblum is taller in person |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
1615 |
You know, you're right - on second glance they look more like aphids. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
1616 |
Wait. This is business class?! |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
1617 |
I booked Entomology not economy? |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
1618 |
Air travel bugs some people |
1.2689 |
0.05429 |
119 |
96 |
14 |
9 |
1619 |
So, are you enjoying Kafka? |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1620 |
My God -- he's reading Ray Bradbury. |
1.2688 |
0.05949 |
93 |
74 |
13 |
6 |
1621 |
That's why I don't sit by the window. |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1622 |
The airline offers extra legs room. |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1623 |
It's time we talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1624 |
What the hell is he reading? |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1625 |
Oh, I’m sorry, is my reading light bugging you? |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1626 |
Do you ever get antsy on these flights? |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
1627 |
I always book an aisle seat. More leg room. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1628 |
Every time we fly together you turn into a pest. |
1.2685 |
0.05825 |
108 |
88 |
11 |
9 |
1629 |
I'll never meet that tall, dark stranger. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1630 |
This airline has a travel bug problem. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
1631 |
Tell me when you see the Dutch AntHilles. |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
1632 |
....still can't believe I won this 'Queen-For-A-Day' vacation!... |
1.2683 |
0.06504 |
82 |
66 |
10 |
6 |
1633 |
"Would you like to see some photos of my larvae?" |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
1634 |
I'm so glad I got vaccinated. |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
1635 |
At least you're not in my pants..." |
1.2683 |
0.06268 |
82 |
65 |
12 |
5 |
1636 |
This is not what I meant when I said that air traveling has become Kafkaesque |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
1637 |
I suppose it was the leg room that sold you on this airline? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1638 |
I promise not to bug you. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1639 |
How can we land with all these little hills on the runway? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1640 |
Of all the flights in the world, I wind up next to Franz Kafka. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1641 |
She's really going to complain to me about her kids? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1642 |
No, the ticket was for my AUNT Abigail! |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1643 |
They were supposed to take over the earth, not leg room. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1644 |
Well, that's what all of them down there look like, no offense! |
1.2679 |
0.04743 |
112 |
85 |
24 |
3 |
1645 |
HOW MANY times have you read “The Metamorphosis” |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
1646 |
No. I can't move so you can sit with the rest of your family. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
1647 |
You remind me of my aunt. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
1648 |
Thank God for extra leg room! |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1649 |
Everybody looks like you down there. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1650 |
I risk my life each day going on sidewalks; you’ll live. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
1651 |
Hope you don't read this human as anxiety-sweat scented picnic. |
1.2674 |
0.05830 |
86 |
67 |
15 |
4 |
1652 |
I should have asked for an aisle seat. I have to pee so bad! |
1.2673 |
0.05610 |
101 |
80 |
15 |
6 |
1653 |
Gosh, from way up here, all the people down there look like… um… nevermind. |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
1654 |
These seats are really crummy. |
1.2673 |
0.05952 |
101 |
82 |
11 |
8 |
1655 |
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Anty Em. |
1.2673 |
0.06116 |
101 |
83 |
9 |
9 |
1656 |
Gee, from up here all the people look like…,um, little people. |
1.2673 |
0.05610 |
101 |
80 |
15 |
6 |
1657 |
Well, you did tell Alexa you wanted to fly with your ANT |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
1658 |
FYI, the middle seat gets both armrests. |
1.2673 |
0.05052 |
101 |
77 |
21 |
3 |
1659 |
From up here, everyone looks like tiny little — oops, sorry, is that racist? |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
1660 |
When you said you booked a seat for your ant too, I thought you meant... |
1.2672 |
0.05659 |
116 |
95 |
11 |
10 |
1661 |
Why do you suppose the plane is so empty? |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1662 |
Are you telling me you never get antsy? |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1663 |
Are you visiting your aunt, as well? |
1.2667 |
0.04740 |
105 |
79 |
24 |
2 |
1664 |
You're right lady, everything looks so tiny up here. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1665 |
Boy he's buggin' me! |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1666 |
Look darling, they call me Queen for a reason... |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1667 |
You,too,can have your own emotional support human |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
1668 |
Insect aside... |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1669 |
Flights are getting longer and longer these days |
1.2667 |
0.06079 |
90 |
72 |
12 |
6 |
1670 |
Excuse me sir, due to FAA regulations you'll have to collapse your antennas for takeoff and landing |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
1671 |
Relax, no reason to get antsy |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
1672 |
OK, fine, you're not a flying ant. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1673 |
God, I hope she doesn’t take her shoes off. |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
1674 |
Omigod,they really do look like ants from up here! |
1.2661 |
0.05155 |
109 |
85 |
19 |
5 |
1675 |
Something seems different about you today Mr. Samsa. |
1.2661 |
0.05475 |
109 |
87 |
15 |
7 |
1676 |
Why couldn't he just fly roach? |
1.2661 |
0.05475 |
109 |
87 |
15 |
7 |
1677 |
Hopefully he'll wait until the food comes to him. |
1.2661 |
0.05155 |
109 |
85 |
19 |
5 |
1678 |
Better than the last guy ! |
1.2661 |
0.05475 |
109 |
87 |
15 |
7 |
1679 |
If only she’d fear more quietly” |
1.2661 |
0.05475 |
109 |
87 |
15 |
7 |
1680 |
Extra leg-room and carry-on sweets for six hours, what could possibly go wrong? |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
1681 |
Sir? We are going to need you to move your tarsi out of the aisle. |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1682 |
Love the leg room. |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
1683 |
I assume you're traveling for work? |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1684 |
Believe me I have no interest in moving any closer to you or "bugging" you during the flight! |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1685 |
Oddly I’ve never feared flying, until now. |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1686 |
I can’t believe I got mansplained to by an ant |
1.2660 |
0.05695 |
94 |
74 |
15 |
5 |
1687 |
Thanks to Economy Plus, I don't have to have my knees behind my neck. |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1688 |
Hmm... this is no picnic for me either Miss. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
1689 |
please, just ignore my hum |
1.2658 |
0.06165 |
79 |
62 |
13 |
4 |
1690 |
I didn't know ants could fly. |
1.2658 |
0.06423 |
79 |
63 |
11 |
5 |
1691 |
After a relaxing Fourth of July, the queen heads home to her colony |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
1692 |
What? I paid for the extra legs room. |
1.2658 |
0.06909 |
79 |
65 |
7 |
7 |
1693 |
Wow, the ants look like people at this height. |
1.2655 |
0.05336 |
113 |
90 |
16 |
7 |
1694 |
Do I note a certain antipathy? |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
1695 |
I always take the aisle in case I get antsy |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
1696 |
Sorry, I get antsy on flights. |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
1697 |
My God, he's reading Proust! |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1698 |
OMG the lady the middle seat was just there!? |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
1699 |
They look like bugs from here |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
1700 |
I will enjoy this trip. I will enjoy this trip... |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1701 |
I’ve been transferred to a new colony. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1702 |
I know, I wish I were a winged ant too! |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
1703 |
With one glaring exception, this flight has certainly been no picnic. |
1.2647 |
0.05732 |
102 |
82 |
13 |
7 |
1704 |
You're not going to like what you see when we land. |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1705 |
can’t meet men when you have to sit with your ant. |
1.2644 |
0.06428 |
87 |
71 |
9 |
7 |
1706 |
And I was told I was travelling with an aunt. |
1.2644 |
0.06633 |
87 |
72 |
7 |
8 |
1707 |
I guess you could say it's flying ant season |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1708 |
I used to be nervous about flying too. |
1.2644 |
0.06217 |
87 |
70 |
11 |
6 |
1709 |
Your entire family is meeting you at baggage claim? How nice... |
1.2644 |
0.05771 |
87 |
68 |
15 |
4 |
1710 |
I have unfortunate news about your cousin. |
1.2644 |
0.05288 |
87 |
66 |
19 |
2 |
1711 |
Shatner had it easy! |
1.2644 |
0.05535 |
87 |
67 |
17 |
3 |
1712 |
I thought it was a microdose. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1713 |
I'm afraid it's also your last trip to Australia: that spray wasn't air freshener. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1714 |
I thought flying with the queen meant first class. |
1.2642 |
0.06040 |
106 |
88 |
8 |
10 |
1715 |
I'm single and I plan to stay that way. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1716 |
I'm visiting my aunt. And you? |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
1717 |
Everybody looks like ants down there. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
1718 |
Yuck. It's not wearing shoes. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
1719 |
It's called "a book", and there is no reason to freak out. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
1720 |
Oh Oh! They're loading a huge anteater! |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
1721 |
I’m sorry? Everyone down there looks like what exactly? |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
1722 |
I can see the Hollywood sign. Good luck with your auditions. |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
1723 |
I'd just like you to know .. I am a beetle, not a brown beetle! |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
1724 |
No madam I am not reading Metamorphos |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
1725 |
I see you haven’t read your Kafka |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
1726 |
From this high up, people look like...uh...nevermind |
1.2636 |
0.05729 |
110 |
90 |
11 |
9 |
1727 |
I picked the wrong day to give up reading Kafka. |
1.2636 |
0.05582 |
110 |
89 |
13 |
8 |
1728 |
How do you like your book? |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
1729 |
Miss, respectfully, I'm saving us from a middle-seat pest. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1730 |
Gosh, those people down there look like ants. |
1.2632 |
0.06025 |
95 |
77 |
11 |
7 |
1731 |
Well, that's the last time I'll be travelling with my chihuahua. |
1.2632 |
0.06849 |
76 |
62 |
8 |
6 |
1732 |
Don't be alarmed - flying makes me antsy. |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
1733 |
Relax, i’m a registered comfort animal. |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
1734 |
Funny how small everything seems from up here. |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1735 |
We survive the apocalypse, why would I worry?" |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1736 |
Not that it's bad that from up here the people look like ants... |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1737 |
It's true. From here, everyone looks like an ant! |
1.2632 |
0.06208 |
95 |
78 |
9 |
8 |
1738 |
I REALLY hope someone sits in the middle seat! |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
1739 |
I am worried Antrew...My family has never liked any of my boyfriends!. |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1740 |
At least you can keep your shoes on! |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1741 |
I need an aisle seat to stretch my legs. |
1.2626 |
0.05292 |
99 |
77 |
18 |
4 |
1742 |
I said I'd never fly Spirit again... |
1.2626 |
0.05847 |
99 |
80 |
12 |
7 |
1743 |
She should try my A-n-tivan. |
1.2626 |
0.05292 |
99 |
77 |
18 |
4 |
1744 |
How do humans sneak in everywhere? |
1.2626 |
0.05292 |
99 |
77 |
18 |
4 |
1745 |
I hope you’re enjoying the upgrade to comfort plus. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1746 |
Hey anyone, I’m flying home and am two seats away from a gigantic sexless Ant and I can’t even go to the bathroom. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1747 |
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
1748 |
Is that your ride home? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
1749 |
It's the Journey, not the destination.It's the Journey, not the destination. It's the Journey, not the destination. |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1750 |
I am the aunt you never met. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1751 |
Don’t worry. I never eat airplane food. |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1752 |
Sweetie, turbulence is the least of your problems... |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1753 |
Don't look now, but William Shatner is on the wing |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
1754 |
Actually, they all look more like termites. |
1.2619 |
0.05648 |
84 |
65 |
16 |
3 |
1755 |
Can you pray for both of us? |
1.2619 |
0.06135 |
84 |
67 |
12 |
5 |
1756 |
My colony revolted against its queen and now I finally have freedom to travel and sight see. |
1.2619 |
0.06364 |
84 |
68 |
10 |
6 |
1757 |
No, really! They look more like termites to me. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1758 |
Actually, no, I can't lift forty times my weight with my jaws. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1759 |
My brother was in the army, too. |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1760 |
Can you please put your socks back on? |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1761 |
This is not what I had in mind when they said “extra legroom” |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1762 |
My name is Gregor Samsa. Nice to meet you. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
1763 |
I have a centipede cousin who refuses to fly anymore |
1.2614 |
0.05937 |
88 |
70 |
13 |
5 |
1764 |
Uh....no.... If I were the queen I'd be in First. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
1765 |
Don’t worry, I’m not hungry. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
1766 |
Take it up with the queen lady! |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
1767 |
I think I see the queen! |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
1768 |
So, did you use a lot of miles to fly up here instead of down with the swarm? |
1.2613 |
0.05386 |
111 |
89 |
15 |
7 |
1769 |
And I told my office not to bug me while I'm traveling. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1770 |
Is she going to just sit there like a lump the whole flight and not even read? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1771 |
Don’t bug me! |
1.2609 |
0.06157 |
92 |
75 |
10 |
7 |
1772 |
I first read Kafka last summer. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1773 |
I hope a really fat person takes the middle seat |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
1774 |
You’ll be a huge addition to our inflight picnic. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1775 |
Is the window seat making you feel too antsy? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1776 |
I hated that book. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1777 |
Oh no, he's reading Ant Rand. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1778 |
I sure hope they serve Raid on this flight. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1779 |
I think I 'm on the wrong plane. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1780 |
Apparently, not all Ants are constantly working. |
1.2609 |
0.06157 |
92 |
75 |
10 |
7 |
1781 |
I'm sorry.... is my reading light bugging you? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1782 |
You look like a person up here. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1783 |
Excuse me! Is your wife going to be sitting in the middle seat? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1784 |
Don't look now but I think there is a Terminex truck on the tarmac |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1785 |
Elinor did her best to self-soothe after her row-mate buckled in, but brunettes REALLY creeped her out. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1786 |
I can now officially be classified as a flying insect. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1787 |
They all look just like you. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
1788 |
Nice having the empty seat between us. |
1.2604 |
0.04740 |
96 |
72 |
23 |
1 |
1789 |
I'm not sure which one of us is more antsy. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1790 |
Worst. Book. Ever. hope he doesn't want to talk about it. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
1791 |
I don't care if you call it an arm or a leg rest, I paid for that middle seat and you're not getting it |
1.2604 |
0.06150 |
96 |
79 |
9 |
8 |
1792 |
I hope this doesn't sound racist, but from up here everyone looks like ants. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1793 |
You must have excellent Wi-Fi reception, with those antennas! |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1794 |
Ants on a Train |
1.2600 |
0.04632 |
100 |
75 |
24 |
1 |
1795 |
The first time I visited your planet,writing had yet to be invented. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1796 |
Yes, it is Kafkaesque! |
1.2600 |
0.05794 |
100 |
81 |
12 |
7 |
1797 |
I go to just one picnic a year… |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1798 |
Oh? Not a fan of Kafka? |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
1799 |
Who’s flying this plane!??? |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
1800 |
I wonder why all those drones are following us. |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
1801 |
Isn’t it just weird how cars on the freeway look just like ants from up here? |
1.2597 |
0.07016 |
77 |
64 |
6 |
7 |
1802 |
I didn't know the airline meant actual 'bugs' when they said new features! |
1.2597 |
0.06243 |
77 |
61 |
12 |
4 |
1803 |
From this height, all the people look like ants. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1804 |
Quit bugging me. |
1.2596 |
0.04732 |
104 |
79 |
23 |
2 |
1805 |
Don't worry. You are not my type. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1806 |
We're so high up, the people down there look like-- oh, no offense! |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1807 |
I hope nobody heavy sits in the middle |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1808 |
Ah, wingless. I get it. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1809 |
Relax, lady. I'm an undercover U. S. Marshal. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1810 |
I don't know whats worse, this or paying $8.00 for water at the airport. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1811 |
I like to beat the swarm. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1812 |
Oh brother, the fight for the arm rest is going to be interesting. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1813 |
Do not disturb me or I’ll bite your head off. |
1.2593 |
0.05639 |
108 |
88 |
12 |
8 |
1814 |
Don't panic,I don't bite when I'm reading. |
1.2589 |
0.05492 |
112 |
91 |
13 |
8 |
1815 |
The whole colony?!!! |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1816 |
Well, this is awkward. I thought you were his aunt. |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1817 |
Uh-oh...there's some anty-aircraft fire coming at us... |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1818 |
Please someone take the middle…Please someone take the middle… |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
1819 |
Okay, keep the window seat. Sorry I asked. |
1.2588 |
0.05063 |
85 |
64 |
20 |
1 |
1820 |
Relax, I don’t do the pants thing anymore |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1821 |
If she takes her shoes off, I’m going to climb the walls… |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1822 |
- "Wow, everyone really does look like ants from up here!" |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1823 |
This is what I get for booking economy class. someone who acts like they never seen an ant before. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
1824 |
they gave me such a rough time about bringing my Support Human on this flight |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
1825 |
From way up here, they kind of look like you! |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1826 |
This book is so good. I certainly hope that woman doesn't bug me! |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1827 |
So those ants really were the size of people |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
1828 |
Wonder what would Freud make of this? |
1.2584 |
0.06297 |
89 |
73 |
9 |
7 |
1829 |
From this height, the ants look like people. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1830 |
Wow, we all look like teeny, tiny ants from up here. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
1831 |
What is a worker ant doing in first class? |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
1832 |
Ant-high social behavior |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1833 |
Well, it's not the scariest thing I've seen on a plane |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
1834 |
Next time they offer 'coffee, tea, or ayahuasca,' I'm taking the tea. |
1.2583 |
0.04506 |
120 |
92 |
25 |
3 |
1835 |
Chill, babe, I won’t bug you.
Not my type. |
1.2581 |
0.06097 |
93 |
76 |
10 |
7 |
1836 |
My first time in a plane. The people down there look like, um, never mind! |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
1837 |
Sorry, I didn't mean to talk your antenna off. |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
1838 |
Great leg room and thorax support, but I’m quite disappointed with the headrest situation. Don’t you agree? |
1.2581 |
0.05048 |
93 |
71 |
20 |
2 |
1839 |
I won't bug you if you don't bug me |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
1840 |
I mainly fly for the Biscoff cookie crumbs. |
1.2581 |
0.06097 |
93 |
76 |
10 |
7 |
1841 |
Imagine how uncomfortable it is for me! |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1842 |
I paid extra for the leg room. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
1843 |
I would've preferred snakes. |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1844 |
Feel free to spread out. My husband won't be coming back. |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1845 |
Would you please keep all your legs in front of your own seat? |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1846 |
What? You've never seen a flying ant before? |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1847 |
The lady doth protest too much. |
1.2577 |
0.05913 |
97 |
79 |
11 |
7 |
1848 |
Maybe I don’t need the extra legroom. |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1849 |
It's not you, Carl. It's me. |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
1850 |
This can’t be right… this was supposed to be an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, on his private jet—Trump doesn’t read!! |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
1851 |
It's by Kafka and it's like totally rocking my world |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1852 |
Where did you say you are from? |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1853 |
A grasshopper might calm my nerves. |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
1854 |
I can't read on planes. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1855 |
He’s not wearing a mask! |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
1856 |
I sense my family is about to board. |
1.2574 |
0.05006 |
101 |
78 |
20 |
3 |
1857 |
"Tales from the Ant World" by Edward O. Wilson. Have you read it? |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1858 |
Turns out the 'Ant-arctic' flights are a bit more literal than I'd imagined. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1859 |
So, is this your way of branching out from the colony? |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1860 |
Oh Dear... It's reading Kafka ! |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1861 |
Um... what happened to the guy in the center seat?... And the kid who was kicking your chair?... And all the flight attendants? |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1862 |
Of all the UFOs in all the planets in all the galaxies,you had to choose this bulkhead. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
1863 |
I sure wish I hadn't forgotten my kindle book. |
1.2568 |
0.06399 |
74 |
59 |
11 |
4 |
1864 |
Getting antsy. |
1.2568 |
0.05792 |
74 |
57 |
15 |
2 |
1865 |
Extra leg(s) room is key. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1866 |
I'll pretend to read my book, and then they won't bug me. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1867 |
I was impressed he got TSA PreCheck. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
1868 |
Put some clothes on! |
1.2564 |
0.05583 |
117 |
97 |
10 |
10 |
1869 |
Bzz bzz bzz |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
1870 |
It's always just you and me on these flights to Chernobyl." |
1.2561 |
0.06449 |
82 |
67 |
9 |
6 |
1871 |
I can’t believe it. I’m sitting next to Jeff Goldblum. |
1.2561 |
0.06678 |
82 |
68 |
7 |
7 |
1872 |
I'm not saying they all look the same, just that from up here... |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1873 |
I’ll never pay for extra legroom again” |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
1874 |
Oh Good God. The world does not need another Eat, Pray, Love enthusiast. |
1.2561 |
0.05435 |
82 |
63 |
17 |
2 |
1875 |
Will he trip me if I change seats? |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
1876 |
For passengers just waking up from a fever dream, we want to thank you for flying Kafka Airlines. |
1.2561 |
0.06211 |
82 |
66 |
11 |
5 |
1877 |
I hate turbulants. |
1.2561 |
0.06449 |
82 |
67 |
9 |
6 |
1878 |
Go on. Say it. |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
1879 |
Ugh out of all the flights in the world, I pick the one my ex is on |
1.2561 |
0.05435 |
82 |
63 |
17 |
2 |
1880 |
... and then he just sat there, like I'm lunch meat or something, so I said ... |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1881 |
OMG! Jeff Goldblum! |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1882 |
I thought I reserved that seat for my ant. |
1.2558 |
0.05195 |
129 |
106 |
13 |
10 |
1883 |
Turbulence makes me antsy. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1884 |
I'm, like, totally buggin', too! |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1885 |
I don't know about you, but landings always make me antsy. |
1.2558 |
0.05532 |
86 |
67 |
16 |
3 |
1886 |
Well,you did request the gate officers to direct your ant to your row. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1887 |
At least the middle seat is open |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
1888 |
I guess I should be glad he’s not ant-spreading |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
1889 |
Actually it was more comfortable sitting on the wing |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
1890 |
Stop freaking, I don't bite! |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1891 |
It’s all about perspective my dear. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
1892 |
No. I have not read Charlotte’s Web. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1893 |
TAKE YOUR FEET OUT OF THE AISLE |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1894 |
Don't think of me as a bug; think of me as a feature. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1895 |
yes, this is a scary book |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
1896 |
At least you're not like one of, you know, "Them!" |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1897 |
He’s reading War and Peace?! Now I’m embarrassed to bring out my Danielle Steele novel! |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
1898 |
I'm an Infestment Advisor. You |
1.2553 |
0.06038 |
94 |
77 |
10 |
7 |
1899 |
Relax- I am an emotional support cricket |
1.2553 |
0.05846 |
94 |
76 |
12 |
6 |
1900 |
No more burritos before bed! |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1901 |
She's Karen. I'm a Flying Ant. Hit the subscribe button
if you want to see the end. |
1.2553 |
0.05846 |
94 |
76 |
12 |
6 |
1902 |
No, I'm not going to Area 51, thank you. |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1903 |
So much for this being a ‘No Fly Zone’. |
1.2553 |
0.05846 |
94 |
76 |
12 |
6 |
1904 |
...and... by... that... I mean, uh, they appear to be very industrious and noble with a... rich heritage. |
1.2553 |
0.05846 |
94 |
76 |
12 |
6 |
1905 |
Me? To the Colonies? |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
1906 |
Don't get me started on the air traffic out of Pluto. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1907 |
They're confiscating sugar. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1908 |
I know we haven’t taken off yet, so why do the people already look like ants? |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1909 |
And I thought sitting next to a pig on my last flight was unbelievable. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1910 |
Attention all passengers. We will soon be landing in Ant-arctica. Thank you for flying New Frontiers Airlines--taking you where no one else is willing to go! |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
1911 |
Don't you hate it when they douse themselves in perfume? |
1.2553 |
0.06038 |
94 |
77 |
10 |
7 |
1912 |
Why didn't I take the re-booking offer? Why didn't I take the re-booking offer? |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1913 |
And it’s just my luck that the TSA confiscated my nine-ounce bottle of big spray. |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1914 |
I remember that book---a real page turner---but in the end the hero gets squashed like a bug. |
1.2551 |
0.06035 |
98 |
81 |
9 |
8 |
1915 |
Well, now I'm not sure how high we are. |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1916 |
From up here, they all look as tiny as ants. |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1917 |
I’m single. Are you? |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1918 |
I saved you for last because I like you. |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1919 |
Being on the aisle really bugs me. |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1920 |
This is absolutely the last time I fly roach. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1921 |
Oh God, he’s reading Infinite Jest. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1922 |
Folks on the ground look like ants. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1923 |
Oh! People look small as ants! |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1924 |
Linda always was an antsy flier |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1925 |
I always grab an isle seat…more leg room. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1926 |
I'll bet the Grasshopper gets to sit in first class. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
1927 |
That's right. We can read. We're excellent engineers and architects. And we're cannibals. Do you have a problem with that? |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
1928 |
I am what you humans call a ‘spirit animal!’ |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
1929 |
We've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone! |
1.2533 |
0.06031 |
75 |
59 |
13 |
3 |
1930 |
I'm so glad we got out of Chernobyl! |
1.2533 |
0.05724 |
75 |
58 |
15 |
2 |
1931 |
her: I wish I was anywhere else but here.
him: OMG, I'm colonizing the shit out of this place. |
1.2533 |
0.06323 |
75 |
60 |
11 |
4 |
1932 |
And to think I was bitching about the window seat. |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1933 |
Ok. Maybe “invasive species” was a little harsh… |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1934 |
I was so starstruck when I saw Jeff Goldblum on the flight with me. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1935 |
All the seats in the world and they had to stick me next to the anxious one. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1936 |
Don't worry, I can fly |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1937 |
Are you having an existential crisis, lady? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1938 |
humans aren't the only ones who struggle with work-life balance, you know... |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1939 |
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck please don’t let him notice I shat myself |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1940 |
I get a little antsy on flights |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1941 |
Is that your baby in the seat between us? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1942 |
This must be part of the No Frills Package! |
1.2530 |
0.05899 |
83 |
66 |
13 |
4 |
1943 |
That's the last time I pay for extra leg room.... |
1.2530 |
0.05899 |
83 |
66 |
13 |
4 |
1944 |
They say from an airplane, people on the ground look as tiny as ants. I guess that's after you take off. |
1.2530 |
0.05899 |
83 |
66 |
13 |
4 |
1945 |
As Jen Lee awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her window aisle seat into some sort of human |
1.2530 |
0.05645 |
83 |
65 |
15 |
3 |
1946 |
And after successfully completing my mating flight I die. How about you? |
1.2530 |
0.06143 |
83 |
67 |
11 |
5 |
1947 |
I thought that they'd worked out the bugs. |
1.2530 |
0.05899 |
83 |
66 |
13 |
4 |
1948 |
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed to a frequent flyer using his points for extra leg room |
1.2530 |
0.06378 |
83 |
68 |
9 |
6 |
1949 |
Coming to Theaters This Summer... Wasps in Coach. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1950 |
Oh,relax. You're the uninvited guest...I live here. |
1.2529 |
0.06378 |
87 |
72 |
8 |
7 |
1951 |
I had to take this flight. I lost my wings after I had this wild evening with the Queen. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1952 |
Everyone looks like ants at 33,000 feet in the air. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1953 |
Let me know if you need to get to the aisle
so you don’t have to crawl over me. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1954 |
I will never again say they look like ants. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1955 |
Whatever it is that you are reading out loud, sir, is scaring me. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
1956 |
Just be grateful I only booked extra legroom for two pairs |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1957 |
I didn't take it my fortune cookie seriously. It said something about meeting someone tall, dark, and handsome who I would marry! |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1958 |
please don't talk to me
PLEASE don't talk to me
PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME ! |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1959 |
If only I had brought a book too. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1960 |
Jeez! And I used to think a crying baby was bad. |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1961 |
Are you flying alone? |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1962 |
ET going home |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1963 |
At least he was courteous enough to book both seats. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1964 |
Oh no! We are landing on an alien planet! |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1965 |
Can you read me the part where Alice gets home? |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1966 |
We’re welcoming Group One, our Executive Platinum Insecta Class passengers for boarding… |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1967 |
What y'all lookin' at , never seen a book before? |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1968 |
Wow, from up here everyone looks like little...Oh, sorry. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1969 |
If it really bugs you I could put my seat belt back on. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1970 |
This is the last time I request the bulkhead. |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1971 |
Whoa. So if from up here, the people look like ants, that means the ants must look like ... |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1972 |
Kafka? No, can't say that I have. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1973 |
I knew it was a bad idea to take those black market Xanax before the flight |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1974 |
I specifically asked to be seated by a cutie not a cootie |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1975 |
The people look as small as, well, you know. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1976 |
I don’t mean to bug you but would you mind wearing your seatbelt.
-Taylor S
Boston, Mass |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1977 |
There are two f-16s on our wing. Are you sure security cleared you to fly to D.C. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1978 |
It’s creepy how all the people down there look like ants, huh? |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1979 |
They sat me next to a nervous flyer again. |
1.2526 |
0.04725 |
95 |
72 |
22 |
1 |
1980 |
And where, pray tell, are all the passengers? |
1.2526 |
0.05980 |
95 |
78 |
10 |
7 |
1981 |
So… where ya from? |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1982 |
Those cars down there look like little, uh, whatever. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1983 |
Antarctica, Antiqua, Antwerp....why is he ALWAYS on the same trip as me??? |
1.2525 |
0.04618 |
99 |
75 |
23 |
1 |
1984 |
Five stopovers just to get to Centari Five is ridiculous! |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1985 |
I’m visiting my twenty quadrillion cousin removed. What about you? |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
1986 |
It's not like I'm a snake. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1987 |
From up here, people look like...small...people. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1988 |
Wow, from up here all the people really Do look like ants. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1989 |
I want to go back to wearing a mask |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1990 |
The guy in seat "B" has been gone a really long time. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1991 |
All of a sudden, I am not afraid of heights anymore. |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
1992 |
I'd be more comfortable with Snakes on a Plane... |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1993 |
And I was worried about snakes on a plane... |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
1994 |
Well, no. It’s not praying. It’s reading. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
1995 |
What a horrible typo! |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1996 |
No,I am not reading Kafka. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1997 |
Why did I choose to fly to the picnic? |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1998 |
I’m feeling very antsy..but can’t figure out why. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1999 |
Oh no! They've learned to fly! |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
2000 |
Ants on a Plane” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. |
1.2500 |
0.04683 |
96 |
73 |
22 |
1 |
2001 |
Where is that usually unwanted 350 pound gorilla for this middle seat? |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
2002 |
Oh God! Trapped on the tarmac, next to a giant ant, in an inscrutable New Yorker cartoon! |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
2003 |
Sigh. Of all the L trains in all the towns in all the world,he walks into mine. |
1.2500 |
0.05911 |
92 |
75 |
11 |
6 |
2004 |
Yes, paying for the extra legroom is well worth the price. |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2005 |
I'm the star of a low budget movie called "Ants on a Plane" |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
2006 |
Are you feeling somewhat alone in First Class? |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
2007 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, attach the life vest around your chest or thorax, whichever is applicable. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2008 |
Migration used to be so tedious. |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
2009 |
Why are we heading straight for a picnic!? |
1.2500 |
0.04911 |
96 |
74 |
20 |
2 |
2010 |
They look like you down there. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
2011 |
Would you prefer the aisle seat? |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
2012 |
New to the extinction survivors' club, I assume? |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
2013 |
The newlyweds had just announced they would join the "Mile High" club.....and then he was gone! |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2014 |
There's lots of leg room once you've eaten most of the passengers. |
1.2500 |
0.05923 |
96 |
79 |
10 |
7 |
2015 |
I think I see seat E coming. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
2016 |
There’s an anthill where the Capitol should be. I think we’re ready to discuss terms.” |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
2017 |
I can’t believe they made me gate-check my wings either! |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
2018 |
My aunt used to read to me when I was a kid, and I hated it, this is worse… |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
2019 |
I’m glad I upgraded to an aisle seat. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
2020 |
Grrr... Someone clearly doesn't have the travel bug. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
2021 |
The city looks like an anthill. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2022 |
You know what they say. Where there's one . . . |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2023 |
Have you read Kafka? |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
2024 |
From this height, they look so little ... as if I could squish them like a bug. |
1.2500 |
0.07063 |
72 |
60 |
6 |
6 |
2025 |
The ending of that book bugged me, too. |
1.2500 |
0.05483 |
80 |
62 |
16 |
2 |
2026 |
Oh my gosh, from up here everybody looks like an ant. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
2027 |
Did you get into the snacks? |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
2028 |
I know your here to bug me! |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
2029 |
With the upgrade, I get extra leg, leg, leg, leg, leg, leg room.
- Robin Florzak Angell, Hinsdale, Illinois |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2030 |
Watch your legs when the cart comes through. I saw an ant lose his left leg and antenna last week on a flight to Rome. |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
2031 |
Just my luck, they put all of the Vegans in the same row. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
2032 |
The mystery of the middle seater who did not share the armrest! |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
2033 |
Gregor Samsa? Where have I heard that name before? |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
2034 |
The turbulence is scaring me to death. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2035 |
My mom ‘s maiden name was Roche. Coincidentally, that side of the family is very bookish too. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
2036 |
Be calm, he hasn’t bugged you yet. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2037 |
Add to my fear of flying my fear of flying insects! |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
2038 |
"I just hope his colony isn't here." |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
2039 |
Aardvark! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
2040 |
I hope I am not bugging you. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2041 |
I went there last summer and I’ll never be the same again. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2042 |
This guy keeps bugging me! |
1.2500 |
0.06536 |
80 |
66 |
8 |
6 |
2043 |
This is so scary! Have you ever flown before? |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
2044 |
Well,not you of course. But they do look like ants. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2045 |
I prefer romance novels, ‘cause Kafka’s just not relatable to folks anymore. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2046 |
I used to think the worst part of travel was the bedbugs. |
1.2500 |
0.06033 |
80 |
64 |
12 |
4 |
2047 |
Two queens in a row: drama and ant. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
2048 |
Funny,but from up here your hometown just looks like so many anthills. |
1.2500 |
0.06312 |
88 |
73 |
8 |
7 |
2049 |
I know, Man-Ant just doesn’t sound as good, but here we are. |
1.2500 |
0.05186 |
80 |
61 |
18 |
1 |
2050 |
Well other than that honey, how was the flight? |
1.2500 |
0.05923 |
96 |
79 |
10 |
7 |
2051 |
Wow the mountains look like ant hills |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2052 |
I was born a week ago in a boring underground ant farm. So I plan to spend to my remaining week of life in Amsterdam. |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
2053 |
Sheesh that lady in the window seat is such a pest. |
1.2500 |
0.06106 |
96 |
80 |
8 |
8 |
2054 |
Yeah, something similar happened to my cousin, Greg... |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
2055 |
I get you're an ant... but it's the reading that's really freaking me out. |
1.2500 |
0.06289 |
80 |
65 |
10 |
5 |
2056 |
When they said there'd be diverse passengers, I didn't think they meant species. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
2057 |
Who knew 'insects on a plane' could be more than just a Hollywood script! |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
2058 |
Wow, from up here everyone looks like....Aphids? |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
2059 |
Wow, from up here the people all look like ants!" |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
2060 |
When I asked for the window seat I didn’t mean to antagonize you. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
2061 |
You think that is bad? You do NOT want to go into the bathroom. |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
2062 |
This flight is going to be no picnic. |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
2063 |
I hope he won't mind my support anteater |
1.2476 |
0.05544 |
105 |
86 |
12 |
7 |
2064 |
I'm sorry, but you're really bugging me. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
2065 |
Not bugging you,am
I? |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
2066 |
So you literally NEVER march? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
2067 |
Omigod the engine's on fire! |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
2068 |
I'm worried about mandible-spreading! |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
2069 |
I don’t want to bug you but you are in my seat |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
2070 |
Julie thought she was going on a trip with her uncle. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
2071 |
Don’t mean to bug you for sitting here |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
2072 |
Sally’s fear that she was entering the twilight zone were only confirmed when she got a window seat with extra leg room. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
2073 |
You said your friends would be at the airport; you did not tell me there would be a million of them... |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
2074 |
Ants can fly? |
1.2474 |
0.06048 |
97 |
81 |
8 |
8 |
2075 |
What happened to the others? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
2076 |
You stink. |
1.2473 |
0.06049 |
93 |
77 |
9 |
7 |
2077 |
I think I know, but why are we the only two on the plane? |
1.2473 |
0.04991 |
93 |
72 |
19 |
2 |
2078 |
I used to fly myself everywhere. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
2079 |
And people ask why I'm always so antsy on planes. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
2080 |
I knew I should have sprung for first class. |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
2081 |
Is the number of legs optional? |
1.2473 |
0.04991 |
93 |
72 |
19 |
2 |
2082 |
I might catch the travel bug! |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
2083 |
The people down there look like ants. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
2084 |
It can't be an insect. It doesn't have six legs. |
1.2472 |
0.06039 |
89 |
73 |
10 |
6 |
2085 |
Is that the crew bailing out?! |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
2086 |
Oh, no! I forgot to pack bug spray. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
2087 |
Great, whole flight’s empty except me, this giant ant and a person shining a flashlight directly onto the ant’s crotch. |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
2088 |
OMG! From up here it looks like people are being eaten by ants! |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
2089 |
I just became an ant today! |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
2090 |
Now I know why the ticketing agent was so confused when I told him I need a seat for an Aunt |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
2091 |
So this is karma for everything I’ve ever said about Megabus. |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
2092 |
I asked to sit with somebody tall, dark, and handsome. |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
2093 |
They really do look like ants down there... |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
2094 |
No, I'm not scared up here. I can't be stepped on. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
2095 |
Maybe next time you’ll stick to coach |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
2096 |
And we’re supposed to get through customs with your eighty kilos of breadcrumbs? |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
2097 |
Folks, this is the Captain speaking. Please buckle your seatbelts, this flight ain’t going to be a picnic. |
1.2472 |
0.04868 |
89 |
68 |
20 |
1 |
2098 |
It's hard to not stare when my seatmate is missing two legs. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
2099 |
No wonder I got a window seat! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2100 |
I hate to bug you, but look outside! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2101 |
Did you really have to eat the other passengers? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2102 |
I never imagined i would hope for a very large person to sit next to me. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2103 |
So you say you started noticing a difference after you third 'booster shot'? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2104 |
He was MY mate, NOT yours ! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2105 |
Not the new Stephen King! |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
2106 |
I suppose I look like an ant too! |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
2107 |
I won't let it bug me. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2108 |
You bug me! |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2109 |
Malaria schmalaria |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
2110 |
I told you not to read Kafka before the flight! |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2111 |
Well, praying doesn't come naturally to me! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2112 |
Hmm, what pronouns to use? |
1.2471 |
0.06675 |
85 |
72 |
5 |
8 |
2113 |
It's not your fault. . .it's just that flying really bugs me. . . |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2114 |
Most people are intimidated to hear that Henry works on the hill. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2115 |
If I act nonchalANT, maybe she’ll calm down. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2116 |
Relax, I'm no less of a WASP than you. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2117 |
I paid for extra leg room |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2118 |
I can’t believe it’s a book! |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
2119 |
You gross me out as well. |
1.2469 |
0.06462 |
81 |
67 |
8 |
6 |
2120 |
'"Is the middle seat available, now that you're dined on your mate? |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2121 |
Up here the ants look like people. |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2122 |
…and I never ever step on an ant. |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2123 |
I'm sorry, you think people look like WHAT from up here? |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2124 |
My wife says it's a midlife crisis, but I've always wanted to be a flying ant. |
1.2469 |
0.06219 |
81 |
66 |
10 |
5 |
2125 |
I feel I'm in a Kafka novel. |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
2126 |
I'm sorry ma'am, but you did pay for the extra legsroom seat |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
2127 |
I know summer is flying ant season, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
2128 |
Kiss my frass. |
1.2468 |
0.05594 |
77 |
60 |
15 |
2 |
2129 |
So did you book that seat for the extra-leg room? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
2130 |
Is this the row with extra legs room? |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
2131 |
With that one comment, Thelma was branded a speciesist for the rest of her life. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
2132 |
Don't even think about sitting next to me without wearing a mask. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
2133 |
I requested a seat by the window, not by the weirdo. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
2134 |
You make me feel antsy... |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
2135 |
Marcie knew she still had not come down from Coachella; and she also knew that the most important thing to do was to maintain, and politely ask this giant ant to let her out to use the bathroom. |
1.2468 |
0.06175 |
77 |
62 |
11 |
4 |
2136 |
Thank goodness he has a book instead of a support animal. |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
2137 |
Uh, what's that you're reading there? Any good tips for a scared girl facing the most horrendously scary bug in her life and afraid to antagonize him. Any good tips like that? |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
2138 |
Don’t worry - the 5000 children are very small |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
2139 |
I taught Pistorius how to run, so it's only fair to offer you a head start. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
2140 |
The in-flight movie is "Snakes on a Plane." |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
2141 |
Don't bite my head off. I didn't ask for a widow seat. |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
2142 |
Is that your wife? |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
2143 |
Oh no, don’t let me see the ending, I haven’t gotten that far yet! |
1.2466 |
0.06695 |
73 |
60 |
8 |
5 |
2144 |
I’m sorry, but I asked for the aisle seat. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
2145 |
Sorry,I always thought the grasshopper
was more interesting! |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
2146 |
Pardon me. Do you know what Kafkaesque means? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
2147 |
I bet you're the only passenger who's ever 'crawled' onto a plane. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
2148 |
Sorry, I'll stop bugging you. |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
2149 |
I finally understand the concept of Kafkaesque! |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
2150 |
You could have bought tickets earlier so your 300,000 children could sit next to you. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
2151 |
This can't be right...I don't see anything down there but a lot of huge sandy hills. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
2152 |
I'm afraid they haven't worked the bugs out of this aircraft yet. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
2153 |
So this is economy plus? |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
2154 |
And I thought I was a leg room snob... |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
2155 |
These flights are just getting lousier and lousier... |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
2156 |
Truth be told, I’m also terrified of flying ants. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
2157 |
Extra legs room |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
2158 |
There's always someone bugging me no matter where I fly. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
2159 |
People look like bunch of crazy ants from up here, don’t you think? |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
2160 |
So, going home to see your niece and nephew? |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
2161 |
Can't a guy catch up on Kafka in peace?" |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
2162 |
Do you know when they serve the complimentary aphids? |
1.2447 |
0.05991 |
94 |
78 |
9 |
7 |
2163 |
So, your whole family is meeting you at the airport? |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
2164 |
Disease-bearing insects brought in by international aircraft into Singapore |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
2165 |
And so long story short, that's why I have a fear of bugs. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
2166 |
‘Haven’t you read “Fear of Flying”?’ |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
2167 |
There’s something REALLY weird outside! |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
2168 |
This bites. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
2169 |
Don't look so shocked! I got six legs, of course I paid for the extra space. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
2170 |
Franz Kafka ... that is, until today. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
2171 |
Aren't you glad that American Airlines finally started offering regular service to and fro the island of Dr Moreau? |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
2172 |
It says here they don’t bug you while traveling in Europe! |
1.2444 |
0.05978 |
90 |
74 |
10 |
6 |
2173 |
What could possibly be bugging her? |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
2174 |
do you have to put your antennas on airplane mode ? |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
2175 |
Really? I'm supposed to pronounce it "Awwnt"? |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
2176 |
Family reunion. |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
2177 |
Air travel makes me really antsy. |
1.2444 |
0.05978 |
90 |
74 |
10 |
6 |
2178 |
Always get some bug on an airplane. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
2179 |
I just can't believe they made you check two of your legs. |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
2180 |
OMG I hope a spider doesn’t take the middle seat. |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
2181 |
Please don't let my choice of reading material bug you! It's all in perspective. Animal farm does have a happy ending!?! |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2182 |
Actually he fits my dream date description: Intellectual, sensitive, athletic and best of all, loves to travel.. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2183 |
This one is going to bug me for the next three hours! |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2184 |
Did you just say you put the larvae in the overhead? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2185 |
I'm going to Antioch to celebrate my metamorphosis. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2186 |
They all look like a bunch of ants scurrying around. Makes you think, huh? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2187 |
It’s nice to have more legs room |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2188 |
Your mother, the queen, couldn't pay for more leg room ? |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2189 |
Relax. I won’t even lay my eggs until we’re over Topeka. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2190 |
Wow, you are completely unfazed by this in-flight movie – The Ant Bully. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2191 |
I need the extra leg room. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2192 |
The ONE TIME I decide to carry on a picnic basket… |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2193 |
Perhaps an exit seat would give you more room? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2194 |
I ... didn't realize they'd upgraded me to Kafka class. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2195 |
Not enough legroom in coach, you say. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2196 |
Just my luck, an empty plane and he sits next to me |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2197 |
They don’t even serve you a crumb on flights anymore.. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2198 |
Long flights make me antsy. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2199 |
Don’t mind her, she’s ANTiphobic. |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
2200 |
Frequent flyer miles. |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
2201 |
Gosh, from up here they all look like a bunch of tiny... hexapods? |
1.2436 |
0.06370 |
78 |
64 |
9 |
5 |
2202 |
I'd ask you to move, but an empty middle seat is worth the risk. |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
2203 |
I'm a little concerned about which special meal he ordered! |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
2204 |
Kafkaesque does not begin to describe this. |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
2205 |
Why I never fly middle seat. |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
2206 |
Looks like someone's antsy. |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
2207 |
My spaceship is meeting me at 30,000 feet. |
1.2436 |
0.04892 |
78 |
59 |
19 |
0 |
2208 |
From up here, all the ants look like people. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
2209 |
Thank you lord for the food you have provided me with |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
2210 |
Now I know why aerosol is banned. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
2211 |
The plane's empty, lady. You can move if you want to. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
2212 |
If you want the window seat you're going to need a bigger army! |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
2213 |
So wait. He books a flight to Hawaii for both of you gives you a ring as you board the plane and then you eat him?! Taking notes.... |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
2214 |
My name its not Miss Muffet, and you are no spider. I will not give up my window seat! |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
2215 |
I hoped that 1st class wouldn't feel like an ant trap." |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
2216 |
This is what I get for flying Frontier |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
2217 |
Obviously the passenger screening has some big holes in it. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
2218 |
Your fly's open. |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
2219 |
Now it's on the wing! |
1.2429 |
0.05549 |
70 |
54 |
15 |
1 |
2220 |
First man spreading, now this! |
1.2429 |
0.07176 |
70 |
59 |
5 |
6 |
2221 |
So this is what they meant with the new ant sized seats and space |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
2222 |
Fly Kafka Airlines -- your human flies for free! |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
2223 |
Wanna join the mile high club? |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
2224 |
Damn, I forgot to bring a book! |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
2225 |
Ok, I'm definitely going to see that doctor tomorrow |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
2226 |
I can see my house. And your mountain. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
2227 |
Oh, my god. Everyone looks like ants...and we haven't taken off yet. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
2228 |
Meal service will be interesting. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
2229 |
I saw your wife crawling over all the coffee cart. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
2230 |
The center seat is supposed to get both arm rests. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
2231 |
OH MY GOD…IT’S SUNDAY NIGHT OVER THE ATLANTIC, I’M SITTING NEXT TO A GIANT ANT, THE WING JUST FELL OFF AND I STILL DON’T HAVE A CAPTION!! |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
2232 |
I thought they had worked out all the bugs flying economy. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
2233 |
I wonder if she'll let me have the window seat. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
2234 |
Wow, we're up so high everyone looks like ants. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
2235 |
Humans think they belong everywhere! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2236 |
You know, from up here, all the people look like... |
1.2421 |
0.05542 |
95 |
77 |
13 |
5 |
2237 |
He's everything: tall, dark and literate. Why is there something about him that's bugging me? |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
2238 |
'How others perceive your antsy-ness is of little concern to the de-colonized mind.' |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
2239 |
I’m sorry. Am I bugging you? |
1.2418 |
0.05025 |
91 |
71 |
18 |
2 |
2240 |
Is your name Sigourney Weaver, perchance? |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
2241 |
"OMG, what fresh hell is this?!" |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
2242 |
I enjoy the extra legs room of emergency exit seats. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
2243 |
Well, if you ate the captain, then who's flying the plane? |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
2244 |
He said that he woke up like this. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
2245 |
If we crash we will all be squashed like a bug. |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
2246 |
I always pay for the extra leg room. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
2247 |
I am never flying premium economy again! |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
2248 |
EXCUSE ME for looking shocked, I 've never seen an ant before with just 4 legs. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
2249 |
I mean, we all did stuff like that as kids, right? Poking sticks in anthills, the magnifying glass thing... |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
2250 |
It really bugs me when there’d an empty cabin and they seat us together |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
2251 |
There's only two of us here... |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
2252 |
I wish I was flying Southwest and could pick my seat. |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2253 |
No, my husband is not prejudiced against ANY arthropods— he simply needed the restroom again. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
2254 |
No offense, but all the cars down there look like ants. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
2255 |
Why is she freaking out? It's her dream! |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2256 |
... yeah, so as I told a few of the passengers behind us, I'm writing a movie. It starts with this young girl... she doesn't have to be young, she can be in her 30s... anyway, she lives in a small town... it doesn't have to be too small... anyway... |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
2257 |
When I was offered a seat in the anterior of the plane, I never imagined this … |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
2258 |
I don’t care - I paid for a premium seat, I’m keeping the premium seat. |
1.2410 |
0.06320 |
83 |
69 |
8 |
6 |
2259 |
Did you close the door behind you? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2260 |
No, I thought "roach coach" meant something else. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2261 |
My body is reacting badly to that meal they served |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
2262 |
Why do they always seat me next to histrionics? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2263 |
I know what it’s like to be an aunt. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2264 |
Frequent flier miles for you, too?? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2265 |
This is the last time I'm flying on a budget airline. |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
2266 |
Anthills or air miles, which do you collect more? |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
2267 |
What the hell is going on out there? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2268 |
That’s because they are ants! |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
2269 |
Did I say antsy? I meant anxious. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2270 |
She's cute, but no book in sight. Doubt we'll have much in common ... sigh |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2271 |
Conquering her fear of heights was one thing, but it proved too much doing so while next to her least favorite ant. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2272 |
Better views, extra legroom, and yet I’m doomed |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2273 |
Why am I the only person on a plane, sitting with an insect, and what happened to Franz? |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2274 |
Well, at least there's no one in the middle seat. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2275 |
The fact that you are sitting so close, bugs me. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
2276 |
Mam, I find that reading a book lessens the fear of flying. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2277 |
They said the flight was full, but full of what?"
Richard S. Mason
12301 Fairfax Station Road
Clifton, VA 20124-1631
richard@rsm830.com
703/803-371 |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2278 |
Why do Bees get all the attention? Ants have a secret life too. |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2279 |
Buggin out hoping Ant Aisle-Lean doesn’t soil herself before we reach Ant-igua |
1.2405 |
0.05469 |
79 |
62 |
15 |
2 |
2280 |
''I can't believe it, he just crept out of the galley." |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2281 |
Haven't you preyed on enough passengers already? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2282 |
Franz Kafka said you’d have wings! |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
2283 |
It cost me an arm and a leg and another leg for the extra antenna room |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2284 |
Look on the bright side - your myrmecophobia is so bad you hardly even had time to think about your aviophobia! |
1.2405 |
0.06549 |
79 |
66 |
7 |
6 |
2285 |
I should have taken the voucher. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
2286 |
...I mean, not in a bad way. |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
2287 |
Previously on Lost |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2288 |
Are you even vaccinated? |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2289 |
This is usually the part where I wake up.
But you know, I'm kinda curious to see what happens next! |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
2290 |
This really bugs me.... |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
2291 |
So weird looking down, everyone looks like little ants. |
1.2400 |
0.06532 |
75 |
62 |
8 |
5 |
2292 |
I’m sorry, did YOU want the window seat? |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
2293 |
Oh my God… did you just fart? |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
2294 |
I wonder what happened to that nice guy who was seated in the middle? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
2295 |
Have you seen my seat mate? |
1.2400 |
0.05315 |
75 |
58 |
16 |
1 |
2296 |
Be calm.
From way up here, everyone looks like ants. |
1.2400 |
0.05644 |
75 |
59 |
14 |
2 |
2297 |
I can’t believe I’m next to someone else that takes their shoes off on a plane. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2298 |
You're smart. I bet you already figured the optimal way to walk through the maze of human legs. |
1.2400 |
0.06250 |
75 |
61 |
10 |
4 |
2299 |
From here, they all look just like ants. |
1.2396 |
0.05876 |
96 |
80 |
9 |
7 |
2300 |
Sorry lady, but the ad clearly stated "locust" not "low-cost," and I will NOT surrender my aisle seat! |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2301 |
No need to be afraid. I am very much real |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
2302 |
Oh dear, are my pheromones bothering you? |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
2303 |
… I minored in entomology and had ants on my high school field hockey team so I get it. Anyway, you probably want to read your book. But I never knew any termites. Do you hang out with termites? What is your book about? … |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
2304 |
I hope they have peanuts or little particles of sugar...am I right? |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
2305 |
In case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, secure your own mask first before assisting other insects. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
2306 |
Different Time Zone? Does it mean future? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
2307 |
This happens without wings" |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
2308 |
I thought “Buzziness Class” was a typo. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2309 |
Wow. And I was just looking for leg-room... |
1.2391 |
0.04471 |
92 |
70 |
22 |
0 |
2310 |
I bet you hear this all the time. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
2311 |
Eight hundred a day? I'm not even sure I want kids. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2312 |
So, that's my transporter mishap story. Let me know if I'm bugging you. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
2313 |
Where are the others? |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
2314 |
You need to extend the period for captions for people who get the New Yorker in, say, Santa Fe NM. Last week "Stop calling me Pops." |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2315 |
I can't believe how much this guy bugs me. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2316 |
Do you always get antsy on long flights too? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
2317 |
I sure hope there isn’t an uncle. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2318 |
There aren't two more armrests. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
2319 |
I find you repulsive too! |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
2320 |
I was surprised to see my Ant on the flight. |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
2321 |
ix-Nay e-thay icnic-Pay unch-lay - |
1.2388 |
0.06755 |
67 |
55 |
8 |
4 |
2322 |
Just trying to enjoy 'War and Peace' in peace. Is that too much to ask, Karen? |
1.2388 |
0.07082 |
67 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
2323 |
Last time I fly to Antarctica. |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
2324 |
I Real,y must get a per of glass,es |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2325 |
Something is wrong. He has only four legs. |
1.2386 |
0.06046 |
88 |
73 |
9 |
6 |
2326 |
Check this out, the ants down there look like little people. |
1.2386 |
0.06046 |
88 |
73 |
9 |
6 |
2327 |
When your seat mate is a pest but you don’t want to make it awkward. |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
2328 |
Have you seen my husband? |
1.2386 |
0.04847 |
88 |
68 |
19 |
1 |
2329 |
From up here, the people look Kafkaesque. |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
2330 |
It's not that I don't love you. It's more that you always insist on an aisle seat that bugs me... |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
2331 |
This flight was full when we took off |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
2332 |
People used to be so friendly on the plane. Now no one wants to talk. |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
2333 |
Yet I'm invisible on the subway. |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
2334 |
I cANT believe she’s reading during the safety video! |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
2335 |
My gosh, all the people down there look like ants! |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
2336 |
Oh my god it’s the Ant from
Antz oh my god should I ask for an autograph oh my god I can’t believe he’s flying coach wow oh my god… |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2337 |
If this helps, according to this pamphlet, it would require two more like me to qualify as an insect infestation. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
2338 |
My seat is in the same row as Gregor Samsa. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2339 |
No, I don't see a farm. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2340 |
I thought I would be traveling with an aunt. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2341 |
Is he reading 'Lord of the Flies'? |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2342 |
The additional leg room is great. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2343 |
I'm not emotionally fragile. I've just never watched someone eat her mate to get the aisle seat. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
2344 |
She's making a mountain out of an anthill. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
2345 |
... I imagine people would think you are a termite?...it couldn't be more obvious that you're a flying ant... |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
2346 |
What,you never saw someone traveling with their Ant before. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2347 |
Wow! From up here those cars look like puny ants! Err... I mean they look like... um... |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
2348 |
Never ask for extra legroom again. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
2349 |
Do you agree that Kafka has a unique talent for portraying how inseparable an inter-species relationship can become? |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
2350 |
Air Marshal applications still observe equal opportunities policy |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2351 |
I thought this was an aunt's only flight! |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2352 |
I might be on the wrong flight |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2353 |
This Kafka was really a great writer |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2354 |
I thought I booked coach. |
1.2375 |
0.06474 |
80 |
67 |
7 |
6 |
2355 |
It always annoyed John when fellow passengers acted like they'd never seen a flying ant before. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2356 |
Wait, so Antarctica is not just ice and penguins?! |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2357 |
I wonder what he's reading. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2358 |
Ladies and gentlemen, this will be a full flight. To speed the boarding process, we encourage you to fill in that open middle seat. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2359 |
Ever since I was little, I have always dreamed of going to Frants. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2360 |
So…those specks down there really ARE ants! |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2361 |
Of course, if I were a winged ant, I wouldn't have had to book the flight. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2362 |
Funny, you don't look like a flying insect. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2363 |
There’s an anteater on the wing! |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2364 |
I always sit here. The bulkhead row has the best seat pocket food crumbs. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2365 |
I hope he doesn’t bug me! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
2366 |
Wow, we really look like ants from up here! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2367 |
Sara recalled the attendant saying there would be 'plenty of room on the Fukushima flight.' |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2368 |
AIR -RAID!!!!!! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2369 |
Man, I hope this guy doesn’t bug me. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2370 |
But ants aren’t supposed to fly!?!? 😬 |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
2371 |
Funny, they never mentioned this in the bugs in the system training video. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
2372 |
When I booked the extra legroom seats I was hoping for someone from the NBA. |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
2373 |
From up here, everyone looks like... |
1.2368 |
0.06720 |
76 |
64 |
6 |
6 |
2374 |
On your way to a big picnic? |
1.2368 |
0.05254 |
76 |
59 |
16 |
1 |
2375 |
Last time I ask for a seat with extra legroom. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
2376 |
I always thought it was the people that looked like ants. |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
2377 |
Lesley never felt so alienated |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
2378 |
Flying for me is like...it makes me feel nervous and edgy - like i got humans in my pants, you know? |
1.2368 |
0.06175 |
76 |
62 |
10 |
4 |
2379 |
It's my boss who is a pissant.. |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
2380 |
Airport security concerns! Don’t fret, I’m a US Air Marshal. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
2381 |
I'm sorry but there ARE a lot of empty seats behind us! |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
2382 |
Calm down Allison,everything looks like an ant from up here. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
2383 |
The good news is no one wants the middle seat yet |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
2384 |
From up here everyone looks like.....oh, never mind! |
1.2366 |
0.05999 |
93 |
78 |
8 |
7 |
2385 |
I think we're going to the same picnic. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
2386 |
Spirit Airline” |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
2387 |
Oh, my God —Jeff Goldblum! |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
2388 |
Actually many insects fly. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
2389 |
If you don't stop bugging me, having a crush on you will have a new meaning. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
2390 |
Oh my! What about the bed bugs? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
2391 |
The airport was an absolute Kafkaesque nightmare today! |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
2392 |
And I thought toddlers were bad |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
2393 |
Relax, I'm well "bred"! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
2394 |
I can't imagine how readers put up with this creep getting pressed into their faces day after day! |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
2395 |
Wow, those people down there look so small, they look like… we’ll, they look really small.” |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
2396 |
Reverse evolution Republican Maga cult phenotype offspring |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
2397 |
Again, as we prepare for landing, please place your phones, tablets, laptops and other electronic devices, INCLUDING antennae...in airplane mod |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
2398 |
Now THIS is a bugs life. |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
2399 |
This Kafka book makes me feel normalized." rke |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
2400 |
Please don't let the middle passenger be a roach? |
1.2353 |
0.06183 |
85 |
71 |
8 |
6 |
2401 |
Don't worry. This book is riveting. |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
2402 |
A long flight without a book? I'd get antsy too. |
1.2353 |
0.05952 |
85 |
70 |
10 |
5 |
2403 |
Are you traveling alone or with your colony? |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
2404 |
Oh my God! There's something on the wing! |
1.2353 |
0.05775 |
102 |
86 |
8 |
8 |
2405 |
I think she's wearing pants. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2406 |
Those people down there look a lot like you. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
2407 |
I can't believer we were the only ones with Priority Boarding. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2408 |
Moon me to the fly. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2409 |
No, a cookbook isn't much use after you've eaten him. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
2410 |
Don't be afraid of me, deary, be afraid that I ate the pilot! |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2411 |
Sartre is certainly challenging. |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
2412 |
I thought ants couldn't fly. |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2413 |
You think this is scary. Wait till I put the manual down and start flying the plane. |
1.2353 |
0.05952 |
85 |
70 |
10 |
5 |
2414 |
Your going to visit your aunt…and I am an ant. What are the chances? |
1.2353 |
0.05590 |
68 |
53 |
14 |
1 |
2415 |
Don’t book holidays rashly. You could end up in the wrong Antwerp. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2416 |
Yes, the rest of the colony decided to fly in cargo. No reading lights but every seat ample legroom. |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
2417 |
She must be nervous about the take-off. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
2418 |
he was a nice man and didn't complain about the middle seat |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
2419 |
The people down there look as tiny as…ah, tiny people. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
2420 |
Ant-10-A |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
2421 |
Then she said, your just a worker. Im the queen around here... |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
2422 |
No 'don't bug me' jokes, okay? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2423 |
A frequent flyer for sure |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2424 |
I must admit I've never been much of a Kafka fan. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2425 |
yes, they do all look like ants from up here |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2426 |
Thank you for flying Colony Airlines. We'll now begin our descent into the watermelon of this family picnic. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2427 |
Not what I expected when Sue said we were
flying with her aunt. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2428 |
I bet this woman didn't see a single thorax in her high school. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2429 |
Lady...........I don't know "how" this airline stays in business! |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2430 |
I should have peed before I boarded.
-Michelle Thi, Toronto, Canada |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2431 |
I just loved San Antonio. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2432 |
From here, they all look just like you. |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2433 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2434 |
and he's not wearing pants. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2435 |
Hmmm. Fear of flying no doubt. I wonder if I should reach over and hold her hand? |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2436 |
I can see tons of your friends waiting for you down there. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2437 |
Thanks, but I've already eaten. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2438 |
Yes, that’s my whole family down there |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2439 |
I see you've also mastered the art of ant-isocial behavior... |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2440 |
I knew I should have worn a mask. You never know what bugs are out there,
Joan Kaufman
Delray Beach, FL |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
2441 |
There's more coming on. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2442 |
Why are you so antsy? |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2443 |
From up here the people look like... Uh, never mind. |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
2444 |
Did you catch that big FAT Ant eater sitting, in the Back Seats? Is that why United Airlines are serving chocolate ants snack packs now? And He's right near the rest rooms... |
1.2340 |
0.05941 |
94 |
79 |
8 |
7 |
2445 |
What? You've never heard of flying ants? |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
2446 |
Of course, the one time I fly first class. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2447 |
Wow! That's one big sugar cube on the belt. |
1.2340 |
0.05941 |
94 |
79 |
8 |
7 |
2448 |
Wow, from up here people DO look like ants! |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
2449 |
Yes, I believe Metamorphosis is overrated! |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
2450 |
He deserves the extra leg room. |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
2451 |
Don’t take it personally. I have a fear of flying insects. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2452 |
First time? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2453 |
With all the empty seats, you've
decided to come bug me? |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2454 |
I love Queen, too. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2455 |
I read that book about you, Gregor Samsa. You won't like the ending. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2456 |
You future depends on the in-flight meal. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2457 |
It’s like I’ve lost the simile for what it looks like down there! |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2458 |
I don't know why she's so antsy? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2459 |
I said my friend is sitting there. Don’t you have ears? |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2460 |
I'm sure she chose this row because she likes me! |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2461 |
Oh my God it's the Queen! She's got a giant cube of sugar and wants everyone to have some. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2462 |
Sheila was terrified to fly, but didn’t want to be a pest and ask for the aisle seat. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2463 |
She had grown accustomed to manspreading. Flying insects were another matter. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2464 |
I really really really t-think I'm-a on the wrong flight... I sh-should get off b'fore take-off! |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2465 |
Laughing? Please, Leiningen Versus the Ants is not a funny story! |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2466 |
Don't look at me. I am just here trying to enjoy this book. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2467 |
You win— I would definitely not survive this fall. |
1.2338 |
0.06376 |
77 |
64 |
8 |
5 |
2468 |
Danielle Steel? My grandmother reads those. |
1.2333 |
0.04754 |
90 |
70 |
19 |
1 |
2469 |
From up here people look like ants! |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
2470 |
You know, if you'd put that book down,
you'd find me just as interesting! |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2471 |
A lot of good Early Boarding did me. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2472 |
At least I didn't get the middle seat. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2473 |
Shampoo, sure. But who thinks to pack less than 3 oz of bug spray? |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2474 |
Do not mind that colony in the wing, lady, they tend to have ... severe attachment issues. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2475 |
from up here I always thought you were smaller. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
2476 |
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed in into a giant armrest hogger. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
2477 |
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to debug the plane. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
2478 |
way too much formic acid in his cologne. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
2479 |
I suppose we won't be able to spot your house. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
2480 |
Yes, this airline does have the most legroom. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
2481 |
And it keeps droning on about the Queen! |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
2482 |
Says he's visiting his cousin Gregor Samsa. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2483 |
No wonder these seats were so cheap. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2484 |
It's amazing how they all look like ants from up here, isn't it? |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
2485 |
Eww. From up here, everyone looks like ants! |
1.2329 |
0.05349 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
2486 |
Yes, we busy ants do sit still, sometimes |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2487 |
It’s going to take a while to board because the ants go marching one by one. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2488 |
That is uncle's seat. He has the window seat and you have the middle seat |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2489 |
OMG, Twilight Zone seating; Bill Shatner is on the wing with a spray can of pesticide and I am sitting next to a New York giANT. |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2490 |
For the last time Helen, I find it offensive when you say that the people down there “look like ants”! |
1.2329 |
0.05694 |
73 |
58 |
13 |
2 |
2491 |
Gregor Samsa ignores his family’s advice and goes traveling.
(From the lost chapter of Franz Kakfka’s Metamorphosis) |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
2492 |
Let’s hope that book is not by Kafka… |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
2493 |
You visit your Uncle's, I visit my Aunt's. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2494 |
Her: Ewww! OMG, ants are on board?
Ant: Ugh, another human who doesn't read books. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
2495 |
I bought an extra to leave room for my great aunt. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
2496 |
Traveling alone? Mmmm. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2497 |
I guess he needs the leg room. |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
2498 |
Quit mandiblespreading! |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2499 |
It's about a man who wakes up as an insect. A rather sweet romantic comedy, so far. |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
2500 |
If you’re really a praying mantis you’d better start right now. |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
2501 |
What if he hasn’t been vaccinated |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
2502 |
So... you're in Emotional Support? |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
2503 |
Your antennae were right! |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
2504 |
Any tricks for getting through security? |
1.2326 |
0.06117 |
86 |
72 |
8 |
6 |
2505 |
Picnic on Beacon Hill. Friends of yours? |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2506 |
Wait, it get's even scarier… |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
2507 |
You're such a good listener. One in a million. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
2508 |
You can say whatever you want,” the woman is heard saying. “I’m telling you I’m getting off and there’s a reason why I’m getting off and everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two figs. But I am telling you right now, that guy back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and die with them or not. I’m not going to. |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
2509 |
Flying ants get free miles? |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
2510 |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Unfortunately we are going to have to make an unscheduled landing in Peoria for an aircraft inspection. There seems to be a bug somewhere. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
2511 |
I really need to rethink the extra legroom option. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
2512 |
Now that you mention it, they do look more like paramecia from up here. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
2513 |
No, my husband was NOT the in-flight meal! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
2514 |
Bulkhead seats are best for extra leg room! |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
2515 |
Oh, it's a book on etymology, not entomology, my dear. And, might I say, you do have a remarkably attractive thorax. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
2516 |
I know. Long flights make me antsy too! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
2517 |
So you guys also celebrate Pride? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
2518 |
People look like ants from up here! |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
2519 |
It’s just an expression we used to use before the singularity. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2520 |
It’s really bugging me that I didn’t get the aisle seat. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2521 |
Flying always makes me feel a little antsy. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2522 |
It's ridiculous how much they keep cutting legs room. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2523 |
If he's reading "Metamorphosis" I'm going to scream!! |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2524 |
Is that giant cockroach they are loading your dinner? |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2525 |
I'm terrified that they've lost my luggage. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2526 |
There's always a reason why a window seat doesn't cost more. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2527 |
At least this time it isn't a spider. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2528 |
You know from up here they all look like you. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
2529 |
A flight fit for a queen," they said |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
2530 |
When will you stop bugging me? |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
2531 |
You look nervous. First time flying? |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
2532 |
The name’s Gregor. |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
2533 |
What's so bad? I don't occupy extra carryon space!! |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2534 |
That Aunt Your Seat! |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2535 |
Relax lady. When I have a good book. I don't bite or sting. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
2536 |
Not the Ant-man I had envisioned. |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
2537 |
I knew I should have worn a mask. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2538 |
The extra leg-room in this seat isn’t worth this! |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2539 |
I just had to cash in these miles, but I didn't expect the whole colony to see me off. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2540 |
Oh God, this flight is no picnic. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2541 |
I don’t think this plane is going to Austin, Denis. |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
2542 |
They all look like — people from up here. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2543 |
Please God, don't let him tell me the ending. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
2544 |
Is that a mountain? Or a really big ant hill? |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2545 |
Well, at least I didn’t get the middle seat. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
2546 |
I bet the queen never has to fly economy. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2547 |
Kafka, huh? I couldn't get past the first sentence. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
2548 |
Amazing, isn't it. Everything down there looks as small as ants. |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
2549 |
How is it possible that this guys isn't on the "no fly" list? |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
2550 |
It's the same nightmare...every time we visit your parents. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2551 |
That movie about snakes on a plane was pretty funny, huh? |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
2552 |
‘Name’s Pant, Sir Antimy Pant’ |
1.2308 |
0.05705 |
65 |
51 |
13 |
1 |
2553 |
Why don’t I see my luggage on the tram? |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2554 |
When reading a book isn’t enough of a hint |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
2555 |
And what is that takes you to Antwerp?"" |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
2556 |
With my luck, there will be a big fat guy in the middle seat. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
2557 |
You're really Bugging me! |
1.2299 |
0.05827 |
87 |
72 |
10 |
5 |
2558 |
Those people look like ants because they are ants. We haven't left the ground yet. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
2559 |
Sorry, but I’m in a committed relationship with a professional exterminator, and he knows where you live. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
2560 |
Come on. I don't have a stinger. |
1.2299 |
0.04823 |
87 |
68 |
18 |
1 |
2561 |
OMG, he’s getting antsy. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
2562 |
Was it "humans are insects' food of the future" –or the other way around? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
2563 |
Wow, everyone does look like little ants from way up here. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
2564 |
I didn't like you when you were small. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
2565 |
I wish I were a fly on the wall. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
2566 |
Looks like my people repellant worked. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
2567 |
If that's not a volcano, then what is it? |
1.2299 |
0.06052 |
87 |
73 |
8 |
6 |
2568 |
I'm just saying,you look a lot different in the AntMan movies. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
2569 |
She said her husband just went to the bathroom, but I think sh'e's eaten him...... |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2570 |
First Class isn’t what it used to be. |
1.2297 |
0.06538 |
74 |
62 |
7 |
5 |
2571 |
Coach class? I thought he said roach class |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2572 |
I can’t believe a celebrity like ant man is flying coach |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2573 |
Gosh! The people look like ants down there. |
1.2297 |
0.06538 |
74 |
62 |
7 |
5 |
2574 |
OMG the critics trashed that book. |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
2575 |
This book 'Snakes on a plane" has given me a great idea ... |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
2576 |
Sorry, Lady, but as I told you,
ants don’t wear pants. |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
2577 |
I know! And they are a lot bigger up here. |
1.2297 |
0.06538 |
74 |
62 |
7 |
5 |
2578 |
Gregor was starting to really regret joining the international management training program |
1.2297 |
0.05625 |
74 |
59 |
13 |
2 |
2579 |
So, you're my seat-mate -- I thought I was on a no-frills flight. |
1.2297 |
0.06538 |
74 |
62 |
7 |
5 |
2580 |
"My roommate said it was 'just a brownie'." |
1.2295 |
0.07165 |
61 |
51 |
6 |
4 |
2581 |
Don't bite my head off for this ... but you shouldn't have eaten him |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
2582 |
I know. What they charge for extra legs room is criminal. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2583 |
Enough reading. Time to eat! |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
2584 |
There's always extra leg room in the emergency exit row. |
1.2292 |
0.05826 |
96 |
81 |
8 |
7 |
2585 |
Which of us is having this nightmare? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
2586 |
You know, I've spent my life avoiding sugar, and here the universe seats me next to an ant. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
2587 |
Thank God I didn't get the middle seat. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2588 |
Hello. I'm Gregor Samsa. |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
2589 |
Everyone reacts this way when they realize we colonized one of their favorite vacation spots. |
1.2289 |
0.06018 |
83 |
69 |
9 |
5 |
2590 |
Oh my God! Reading a book? In Paper? |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
2591 |
He paid for extra leg,leg,leg,leg,leg,leg room. |
1.2289 |
0.06018 |
83 |
69 |
9 |
5 |
2592 |
I still don’t have enough leg room. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2593 |
Did you remember to lock the front door? |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
2594 |
Right now, you probably wish you and your magnifying glass didn't incinerate my entire family |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2595 |
What? Is reading Kafka too on the nose? |
1.2289 |
0.06018 |
83 |
69 |
9 |
5 |
2596 |
This book is great! Would you like to read this with me? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2597 |
We're about to land in Australia, did you realise they spray the plane with insecticide before disembarkation? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2598 |
Sorry lady but we’re not all born lucky - some of us have to fly commercial |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
2599 |
Oh God! I hope his wife didn't come with him! |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
2600 |
It soon became obvious this gentleman wasn’t here for light conversation, he wanted in her pants. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
2601 |
I should have had the snack. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
2602 |
I’m going to New York to try to be an actress. What about you? |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2603 |
People really look like ants down there…and up here. |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
2604 |
Ostracized from the colony, were you? |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
2605 |
I thought flying was no picnic. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
2606 |
The reason they look like ants from up here is because they ARE ants. Those are my people. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
2607 |
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us on this flight from New York City to San Francisco. We aren't expecting any rough air, but we are doing a final check to make sure we've fixed a bug in our scheduling system. |
1.2278 |
0.06228 |
79 |
66 |
8 |
5 |
2608 |
Is that the Pope getting CPR on the tarmac?! |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2609 |
Thanks for eating your young! |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2610 |
I'll stay in my seat. You stay in your seat, and everything
will be fine. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2611 |
I should have guessed when it was so easy getting a reservation. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2612 |
We are both omnivores, but, only one of us is literate; bit of a shock for her, it appears. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2613 |
I think we can both agree: Your husband had exquisite taste. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2614 |
I can never get enough leg room. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2615 |
Well Darlin’ . . . I warned you about Locust Air! |
1.2278 |
0.06228 |
79 |
66 |
8 |
5 |
2616 |
Talk about needing leg room! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2617 |
The psychologists was right! I'm totally over my aerophobia! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2618 |
What kind of weirdo actually reads the airline safety pamphlet? |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2619 |
Well, at least they didn't seat me next to a larva. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2620 |
So. I am the Elephant in the airplane . |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2621 |
The buildings Down there look like people |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2622 |
May I borrow your headphones? |
1.2278 |
0.06228 |
79 |
66 |
8 |
5 |
2623 |
The people look like ants. I mean normal-sized ants. |
1.2278 |
0.06228 |
79 |
66 |
8 |
5 |
2624 |
Guess I won’t complain about the food then. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2625 |
Everyone looks like ants from up here. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
2626 |
Those people look like...look like...what would you say? |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
2627 |
Look at the people. They look just like ants! |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2628 |
Gee, lady, I pulled off 2 of my legs already. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
2629 |
You finally escape the colony but are seated next to a “talker.” |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
2630 |
Its getting a little antsy in here! |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
2631 |
...I guess I just figured that you'd look like a human up here. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
2632 |
Let's hope we don't get someone icky in the middle seat. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
2633 |
Excuse me, but do those things fold up and go under your seat? |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
2634 |
The people down there look more like ants than I do - I'm just saying. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
2635 |
Next time I'll tunnel. |
1.2273 |
0.04775 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
2636 |
Feeling a little antsy? |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
2637 |
I've tried drinking, drugs, hypnosis, it's just a fear I'll never shake. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
2638 |
Wonder if a little regurgitated aphid secretion would calm her down. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
2639 |
That's an awfulf lot of spray cans they're loading . . . ! |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
2640 |
...I just knew she would take the armrest. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
2641 |
Well at least there's extra legsroom. |
1.2273 |
0.05988 |
88 |
74 |
8 |
6 |
2642 |
Wow! The people look like an-uh, um, PEOPLE down there! |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
2643 |
DeSantis Airlines
Flight No 666 FLL to JFK |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
2644 |
we forgot our pupae! |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
2645 |
When there are so many empty seats, why did the human have to pick this row? Sheesh! |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2646 |
If that giant anteater sticks his tongue in here, I'm calling the flight attendant. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2647 |
I can’t believe I have to sit next to one of “them.” |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2648 |
Sometimes 'free snacks' are not enough. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2649 |
They said they have a special offer: they can upgrade me from cockroach to ant, but only when we fly over Prague. |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2650 |
Maid ‘n ant |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
2651 |
It's not that I am "anty" but I am worried about the potential occupant of the middle seat. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2652 |
Insectionality |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
I find Kafka to be a little 'on the nose' |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2654 |
We're not in Kansas anymore. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2655 |
Well at least he opted for extra legroom |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2656 |
Inclusion, year 4089 |
1.2267 |
0.05224 |
75 |
59 |
15 |
1 |
2657 |
I thought of you as an ant-size man, not as a man-size ant. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2658 |
Sorry, I don't date outside my species. |
1.2267 |
0.06731 |
75 |
64 |
5 |
6 |
2659 |
Delirium tremens at 30,000' and me without my diazepam. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
2660 |
Well, there is the invasive carp, the killer honey bee,
the nutria, and the python to name a few but
scientists are not quite sure how they arrived in the U.S. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2661 |
Oh. My. God. Everybody looks like an ant down there. Totally gross. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2662 |
Don’t worry. You’re fine, unless they serve
you something with sugar. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
2663 |
Don’t worry, I couldn’t eat another bite. |
1.2267 |
0.06173 |
75 |
62 |
9 |
4 |
2664 |
Ant. Scene! |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2665 |
You won't like the ending. They’re all exterminated. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
2666 |
Did you say your name was Gregor? |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2667 |
Have you ever noticed how everyone looks like . . . um . . . looks really small from up here? |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2668 |
No fear,Bug off and read |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2669 |
"You know...all that stuff about us eating our lovers after mating is really exaggerated." |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2670 |
Ayn Rand?! Gross! |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
2671 |
Lady, you were assigned the middle seat... |
1.2262 |
0.05952 |
84 |
70 |
9 |
5 |
2672 |
Just be happy my wife got sick. |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
2673 |
Yes, we are everywhere. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
2674 |
I knew this would happen when they confiscated my bug spray. |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2675 |
You can never have too much leg room, am I right? |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
2676 |
I am sick…of these motherfucking ants…on this motherfucking plane! |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2677 |
Relax lady. I don’t bite.” |
1.2258 |
0.05947 |
93 |
79 |
7 |
7 |
2678 |
Look at those people down there... |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2679 |
I find the emergency exit row has more legs room. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
2680 |
Oh god.. he’s reading Twilight. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
2681 |
I hope somebody horrible doesn't sit between us. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
2682 |
This is a new low even for Spirit Airlines… |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
2683 |
This is my first time flying... You? |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2684 |
Does flying bug you too? |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2685 |
You ate my husband because he wouldn’t share the armrest? |
1.2254 |
0.06406 |
71 |
59 |
8 |
4 |
2686 |
Just wait until my thor-ex shows up. |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2687 |
I detest flying coach, there's not enough thorax room |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
2688 |
The middle seat is for my larva. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
2689 |
Wow! Everything in the earth seems so tiny from up here... |
1.2254 |
0.05382 |
71 |
56 |
14 |
1 |
2690 |
… what the fuck? |
1.2254 |
0.06713 |
71 |
60 |
6 |
5 |
2691 |
I need some air raid |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2692 |
And I am the one we should be afraid of? Huh. |
1.2254 |
0.06084 |
71 |
58 |
10 |
3 |
2693 |
I said I'd avoid red eyes, but didn’t expect black eyes... |
1.2254 |
0.06406 |
71 |
59 |
8 |
4 |
2694 |
I hope they serve good snacks! |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2695 |
Why are we the only two passengers?
Where are the Flight Attendants?
I spilled sweet tea on my sweater in the terminal.
I hope you aren’t hungry.
I’d like to move to an aisle seat in the front of the plane. |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
2696 |
Do not bug me, please |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2697 |
Well, I guess they don't really look like ants. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2698 |
Do you pay for the extra legroom? |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2699 |
My gosh! We're so high up the giant ants look like regular ants. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
2700 |
Do I look like an ant up here, too? |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2701 |
Gosh,they really do look like ants down there. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2702 |
I hope he is traveling alone |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2703 |
What, are you not a fan ant-thropology? |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
2704 |
Actually….the people up here look like ants as well! |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2705 |
Dear god, not Danielle Steele... |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2706 |
Did you pay for extra leg room? |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
2707 |
Walter could tell by her expression that his whole family was waiting to welcome him home. |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
2708 |
Looks like they’re coming in to fumigate the cabin. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2709 |
Omg omg omg - is that, ANThony Hopkins sitting next to me!? |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
2710 |
My first time flying…everyone
down there looks like ants.”
“Oh, no no, I mean gnats or
termites or roaches…not ants |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2711 |
From this height, they all look like ants. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2712 |
They told me this row cost more for extra legs room, but don’t believe the hype. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2713 |
Easy for you to say - you can survive the fall. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2714 |
Pssst! Is this empty flight creeping you out? |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2715 |
No, I don't think Graham Greene wrote "Travels with My Ant." |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2716 |
At this height everybody looks like…uncles. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2717 |
Those air sick pills are really starting to kick in. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2718 |
Honey, maybe we shouldn't have included the Chernobyl tour. I think something got into our luggage. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2719 |
In the bar he looked like Prince Valiant. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2720 |
Everything seems bigger since the pandemic |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2721 |
Who's afraid. I'm not afraid. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
2722 |
I just hope there aren’t any screaming larva on this flight. |
1.2247 |
0.05926 |
89 |
75 |
8 |
6 |
2723 |
I prefer them in my pants to on my plane |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2724 |
Wow! From up her the ants look like people! |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2725 |
Is your problem that they all look like ants down there? |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
2726 |
I don't know about you, but flying always makes me feel antsy. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
2727 |
And you thought flying during Covid was bad |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
2728 |
Do you mind, I'm reading. Don't bug me! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
2729 |
We DO look like you from up here! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
2730 |
I love your pheromones. Chanel Coco Mademoiselle, No? |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
2731 |
I'm beginning to think going to Antigua was a mistake. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |