Contest #857


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 That's nice. My husband is a carpenter too. 1.7526 0.01390 3306 1566 992 748
1 Ladies, ant, gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 1.7513 0.02232 1307 628 376 303
2 Sarah quickly learnt the difference between extra-leg room and extra leg-room 1.7455 0.01873 1925 957 501 467
3 From way up here, the people on the ground look like... um, never mind. 1.7430 0.01844 1848 879 565 404
4 Family reunion picnic. And you? 1.7357 0.01411 3186 1543 942 701
5 I hate going home. I have a million relatives. 1.7355 0.01371 3618 1835 905 878
6 I hope they don't get our meals mixed up! 1.7137 0.02114 1362 665 422 275
7 It's better than a screaming baby...it's better than a screaming baby...it's better than a .... 1.7033 0.01564 2487 1235 755 497
8 Oh, so you can travel and destroy the environment but when I do it, I’m an “invasive species.” 1.7010 0.01865 1756 877 527 352
9 Another aircraft they put into service before getting all the bugs out 1.6913 0.02126 1380 709 388 283
10 Visiting a great ant in Chernobyl, and you? 1.6906 0.02610 960 508 241 211
11 I don't think those pills were dramamine 1.6893 0.01875 1735 882 510 343
12 So, you ever read Kafka? 1.6810 0.02096 1326 665 419 242
13 An empty flight, and she has to sit next to me. 1.6693 0.01984 1497 770 452 275
14 She's a good therapist, but I don't see why I have to face my fear of flying and fear of insects at the same time. 1.6650 0.02061 1418 744 405 269
15 If you want to be left alone, carry a book, they said. It works. 1.6585 0.01971 1467 754 460 253
16 I never dreamed that I would be flying with the Queen. 1.6562 0.01981 1492 781 443 268
17 Suddenly, choosing the row with the most leg room seemed like a bad idea. 1.6550 0.01922 1487 753 494 240
18 Don’t have to use the bathroom. Don’t have to use bathroom. 1.6495 0.01953 1572 843 437 292
19 It was summer and I was a kid with a magnifying glass, okay? 1.6465 0.01947 1505 789 459 257
20 I could have sworn that the plane was full when we took off. 1.6461 0.02009 1458 778 418 262
21 What a relief! I heard Donald Trump was on this flight. 1.6461 0.02024 1520 837 384 299
22 Yes, I need the extra legs room. 1.6444 0.01970 1440 749 454 237
23 Whose head do you have to bite off in this place to get a cocktail? 1.6411 0.02226 1201 650 332 219
24 I can lift 5000 times my bodyweight. Don't worry about the exit door. 1.6337 0.02163 1174 616 372 186
25 This is no picnic for me either. 1.6337 0.03097 576 303 181 92
26 My husband wanted me to take the middle seat, so I just bit off his head. Traveling alone? 1.6315 0.02039 1433 788 385 260
27 If ever there was a need for a SWAT team … 1.6249 0.02115 1269 687 371 211
28 Why do I always sit next to the guy who takes off his shoes?! 1.6223 0.02385 1014 556 285 173
29 I hope you have a lovely time at the family picnic. 1.6134 0.02307 1014 545 316 153
30 Kafka, F. Kafka, please see a flight attendant! 1.6117 0.02279 1097 608 307 182
31 Will they all hatch before we land? 1.6100 0.02450 1200 757 154 289
32 I hope we don't get some weirdo in the middle seat! 1.6071 0.02357 1097 634 260 203
33 Flying makes me antsy. Do you feel antsy? I feel antsy. 1.6039 0.02355 1015 566 285 164
34 I hate it when these seat belts won't fit over your thorax, don't you? 1.6004 0.02366 961 527 291 143
35 You'll love New York. People drops lots of food there. 1.5961 0.02492 978 574 225 179
36 Do you.....fly? 1.5951 0.02533 857 479 246 132
37 I hate flying ants. 1.5939 0.02515 879 495 246 138
38 I'm not happy either. I booked the cargo hold to be with my family. 1.5932 0.02586 821 460 235 126
39 It’s just that’s not what I thought ‘flying ants’ meant. 1.5877 0.02662 764 429 221 114
40 They’re loading the biggest bag of sugar I’ve ever seen onto the plane right now. 1.5848 0.02639 761 425 227 109
41 Attention, passengers: we'll be tunneling shortly.” 1.5844 0.02817 912 598 95 219
42 Just say it. You're feeling antsy about this trip 1.5830 0.02728 741 423 204 114
43 And a special welcome to our platinum colony members! 1.5820 0.02614 756 419 234 103
44 You must appreciate the extra leg room. 1.5809 0.02633 723 396 234 93
45 Attention, passengers: please turn off your sensory devices.” 1.5804 0.02804 889 575 112 202
46 Yeah,I got a big picnic tomorrow in Dallas. 1.5788 0.02691 800 471 195 134
47 I suppose your luggage is carrion 1.5782 0.02746 799 480 176 143
48 When they asked if I would mind sitting next to someone's aunt, I had no idea what they meant. 1.5725 0.03166 538 309 150 79
49 You looked smaller on the ground. 1.5716 0.02709 740 427 203 110
50 It's much nicer flying Economy than Windshield. 1.5714 0.02789 770 466 168 136
51 Oh, we’ve met before Natalie. Do you still enjoy playing with… magnifying glasses? 1.5712 0.02833 751 456 161 134
52 I told the person at the counter I want to sit with my aunt. 1.5707 0.02725 771 457 188 126
53 Sorry, no. I've never read Kafka. 1.5696 0.02993 618 361 162 95
54 But if you're the queen, why are you in Economy? 1.5693 0.02834 736 444 165 127
55 Do they look like ants to you? 1.5683 0.02888 630 360 182 88
56 Ugh, flying ants are the worst 1.5676 0.02909 629 362 177 90
57 What's better in a plane crash, an endoskeleton or an exoskeleton? 1.5673 0.02853 617 346 192 79
58 Wow! All the people down there look like you! 1.5663 0.03056 611 364 148 99
59 I bet you like turbulence, because it makes people spill stuff. 1.5653 0.02884 743 461 144 138
60 It's not that you're a huge ant, it's that you're reading a Bill O'Reilly book. 1.5636 0.02991 676 416 139 121
61 C’mon lady! Would ya rather i sat behind and kicked your seat the whole flight ? 1.5623 0.02977 594 343 168 83
62 Of course, the queen is up in first. 1.5599 0.02845 668 392 178 98
63 Ah, I love the extra legs room. 1.5589 0.02707 671 378 211 82
64 I can see why you’d opt for air travel over your long tunnel commutes. 1.5568 0.02880 555 305 191 59
65 I thought only the females could fly. 1.5506 0.03072 583 350 145 88
66 After my metamorphosis, it's been a challenge to find enough leg room. 1.5481 0.03159 509 296 147 66
67 Flying these days is certainly no picnic. 1.5432 0.03305 475 281 130 64
68 You don't bug me, I don't bug you. 1.5421 0.03127 511 298 149 64
69 I’m reading “Metamorphosis.” Why do you ask? 1.5383 0.03093 574 351 137 86
70 I don't have to pee. I don't have to pee. 1.5359 0.03333 515 322 110 83
71 Please tell me you're travelling alone!! 1.5352 0.03059 540 320 151 69
72 Please put your antennae in airplane mode. 1.5344 0.03248 494 297 130 67
73 Any idea why this plane's so empty? 1.5326 0.03061 537 319 150 68
74 No of course not - when I said they all look like little ants from here, I didn't mean you all look alike. 1.5323 0.03408 464 284 113 67
75 HUGE picnic in Miami…and you? 1.5322 0.03354 481 295 116 70
76 Wow, those people down there look just like...uhh...never mind. 1.5309 0.03289 486 295 124 67
77 Pardon Me, but if you think I'm bad, you should see the roaches in First Class 1.5304 0.03516 411 246 112 53
78 This is not going to be a picnic 1.5265 0.03261 471 282 130 59
79 The side effects are terrifying, but I am down to my goal weight. 1.5263 0.03388 475 295 110 70
80 I can’t believe your rereading Metamorphosis. 1.5263 0.03254 475 285 130 60
81 Legroom...and a snack. 1.5257 0.03444 409 242 119 48
82 Look--people down there look like little . . .never mind. 1.5256 0.03400 468 290 110 68
83 Wow. From up here those people look like . . . uh, sorry. 1.5250 0.03374 480 299 110 71
84 Actually, I’m an uncle. 1.5223 0.03344 471 290 116 65
85 Going to visit my aunt. And you? 1.5206 0.03278 486 299 121 66
86 Did the TSA also ask you to remove your shoes? 1.5201 0.03462 398 236 117 45
87 I quite enjoy Kafka 1.5196 0.03351 433 259 123 51
88 Flying these days is no picnic 1.5178 0.03561 394 239 106 49
89 I don't think that's what they meant by extra leg room. 1.5172 0.03531 379 225 112 42
90 From up here those people look like…oh, i’m so sorry” 1.5148 0.03768 406 263 77 66
91 I identify as insect/ant/they. And you? 1.5132 0.03717 380 237 91 52
92 You know what's creepy? There's no one on this plane but us. 1.5130 0.03799 386 247 80 59
93 I figured we could both use some extra elbow room, so I ate my mate. You’re welcome. 1.5128 0.03334 468 291 114 63
94 I know we're at thirty thousand feet, but I swear I see someone who looks just like you. 1.5111 0.03732 360 221 94 45
95 You're not entitled to more armrests just because you have more arms. 1.5108 0.03358 415 248 122 45
96 Lady, you want to talk about leg room? 1.5098 0.03584 357 212 108 37
97 I believe your friend is on the wing. 1.5092 0.03378 434 266 115 53
98 Megan suddenly realized that the pre-flight LSD was an unwise decision. 1.5088 0.03578 397 246 100 51
99 How could anyone ask if he's my emotional support animal. 1.5066 0.03630 379 234 98 47
100 Just when I thought Spirit couldn't get any worse 1.5041 0.03739 367 230 89 48
101 Honey, there's a pesticide truck on the tarmac. 1.5038 0.03768 397 259 76 62
102 Until today, Alice had never prayed for someone to occupy the middle seat. 1.5000 0.03782 364 231 84 49
103 Flying ant season already? 1.5000 0.03845 330 204 87 39
104 This seat cost me a leg and a leg. 1.4985 0.03900 337 213 80 44
105 You're saying your personal item was an entire colony? 1.4985 0.03790 325 198 92 35
106 I get antsy right before takeoff too 1.4973 0.03861 364 236 75 53
107 Ants on a plane! Well, it's a sequel I never saw coming. 1.4953 0.03824 321 197 89 35
108 I'm afraid of flying,too 1.4936 0.03887 314 194 85 35
109 I won't let it bug me! I won't let it bug me! I won't let it bug me! 1.4935 0.03977 310 194 79 37
110 So we're it? Boarding Group 1? 1.4920 0.03870 313 193 86 34
111 Of course I had heard of flying ants, but I just imagined them differently. 1.4913 0.03995 346 228 66 52
112 You need to put your antenna on airplane mode or we’re not taking off.” 1.4911 0.04130 281 175 74 32
113 Has anyone mentioned hallucinations as a side effect of Ozempic? 1.4909 0.03963 330 212 74 44
114 Oh, no, go on. I want to hear you say it. They look like what from up here? 1.4898 0.04303 294 193 58 43
115 Don't think about peeing...don't think about peeing... 1.4894 0.03925 329 210 77 42
116 That’s the last time I drink in the lounge beforehand. 1.4892 0.03955 323 206 76 41
117 Well, it's no picnic for me, either. 1.4882 0.03806 340 215 84 41
118 Suddenly Susan realized that all the other passengers had slowly disappeared…except one. 1.4881 0.03954 336 218 72 46
119 Metamorphosis? I thought we were headed to Memphis! 1.4860 0.04094 321 211 64 46
120 I gotta stop smoking weed before boarding 1.4858 0.03795 352 226 81 45
121 Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. Our flight will be delayed due to a bug in the system. 1.4850 0.03903 334 215 76 43
122 Flying always makes me antsy. 1.4843 0.03803 351 226 80 45
123 Look, it would normally take us 700 hours to march from Phillie to D.C. I mean, who has that much time? 1.4841 0.03938 314 199 78 37
124 There is no way that was just a microdose… 1.4841 0.03896 345 225 73 47
125 At least my fear of flying isn’t my primary concern anymore 1.4838 0.03768 339 214 86 39
126 So…you say you’re a Carpenter? 1.4827 0.03711 346 218 89 39
127 Okay, okay, just so long as he doesn’t cross his legs the other way. 1.4823 0.03962 282 173 82 27
128 For once I’m hoping someone takes the middle seat. 1.4816 0.03786 353 228 80 45
129 Donna suddenly regretted stomping on the intruder in her kitchen that morning 1.4799 0.03762 348 223 83 42
130 You're right! They look just like ants. 1.4791 0.04069 311 203 67 41
131 Does he have to set those antennas in the airplane mode after take off? 1.4789 0.04157 284 182 68 34
132 This is the last time I'm flying as an emotional support human. 1.4786 0.04140 280 178 70 32
133 When I look down,people look like ants,but then so does the guy in the aisle seat. 1.4784 0.04224 278 179 65 34
134 Go ahead, tell me what the people look like down there... 1.4779 0.04866 226 150 44 32
135 No, go ahead and use the armrest. I don’t think my husband is coming back. 1.4773 0.04124 308 203 63 42
136 Relax! I've already eaten 1.4764 0.04002 296 188 75 33
137 Reason for travel? Colonisation. 1.4762 0.04051 294 188 72 34
138 The doctor did warm me that there would be side effects to this medication. 1.4757 0.03904 309 196 79 34
139 How coincidental! I’m also traveling to visit a sick aunt. 1.4739 0.03986 306 197 73 36
140 And yet exotic fruit is still banned. 1.4714 0.04169 280 181 66 33
141 They all look like people down there. 1.4710 0.03921 310 199 76 35
142 Just be glad I’m not in your pants 1.4708 0.04411 257 168 57 32
143 What, you haven’t seen a flying ant before? 1.4699 0.03752 349 227 80 42
144 Young Sarah could not help but be concerned when her fellow passenger refused to fasten his seat belt. 1.4688 0.04247 256 163 66 27
145 I suppose you want me to refer to you as they/THEM. 1.4688 0.04022 288 184 73 31
146 Great, just when I thought the pandemic was over, another airborne bug. 1.4682 0.04109 299 197 64 38
147 Travels with My Ant. 1.4678 0.04123 295 194 64 37
148 The rest of the colony got delayed at the Cinnabon. 1.4662 0.04084 296 194 66 36
149 I don’t think they’ll believe you’re a service animal. 1.4653 0.03945 303 203 62 38
150 Happens every time. Empty seats all over the cabin and I'm the one who has to sit next to the whiny Karen! 1.4652 0.04310 273 181 57 35
151 You’re right! From up here they really do! 1.4649 0.04135 299 199 61 39
152 Hey, we’re still on the ground and all the people look like ants. 1.4645 0.04053 282 181 71 30
153 You actually prefer waiting in line to board, don’t you? 1.4642 0.04105 265 168 71 26
154 I'm starting to think that pill wasn't a Xanax. 1.4636 0.04426 261 174 53 34
155 I do hope the in-flight meal isn't a picnic basket! 1.4632 0.04128 272 175 68 29
156 At this altitude, the people down there look like...um...never mind. 1.4628 0.04083 296 195 65 36
157 Thank goodness that he's brought a book along and wont chew my ear off 1.4624 0.03638 346 222 88 36
158 This is what you get when you pay for more leg room? 1.4621 0.03973 264 164 78 22
159 …..with my luck a weirdo will sit in the middle seat 1.4618 0.04316 275 184 55 36
160 Those people down there look like little...uh, never mind. 1.4618 0.03892 301 193 77 31
161 Just be happy I’m not a red one. 1.4613 0.04000 284 182 73 29
162 I assume you're reading Kafka. 1.4610 0.04227 269 176 62 31
163 You know I won't be assisting you with your mask, right? 1.4608 0.03999 293 190 71 32
164 Plane is half empty, and of course she's a talker. 1.4605 0.04192 291 195 58 38
165 Wow, the people down there look like little...um... 1.4604 0.04241 265 173 62 30
166 Why am I always assigned a seat near someone who's a big pest? 1.4599 0.04030 287 186 70 31
167 Cheryl found herself really, REALLY hoping that the passenger who took the aisle seat wasn’t waiting for his spouse. 1.4599 0.04296 274 183 56 35
168 The pilot can also lift over five thousand times his body weight. 1.4598 0.04165 311 213 53 45
169 I alway splurge for extra legs room. 1.4593 0.04408 246 161 57 28
170 I think I am coming down with some kind of bug. 1.4590 0.04358 244 158 60 26
171 I suppose for you it's all about the legroom. 1.4572 0.04259 269 178 59 32
172 I always get sat next to a screaming human. 1.4570 0.04047 291 191 67 33
173 So, did you grow up on this plane? 1.4566 0.04372 265 178 53 34
174 Trust me, no one is taking the middle seat. 1.4555 0.04036 292 192 67 33
175 Waddya know, they look like ants from up here too. 1.4549 0.04471 244 162 53 29
176 I wish you'd stop being a pest. 1.4531 0.04225 245 157 65 23
177 And here I was concerned that I would be seated next to a W.A.S.P. 1.4530 0.04730 234 160 42 32
178 Memo to airline: '"I asked for seating with my aunt.' 1.4528 0.04338 254 168 57 29
179 This is the last time I fly Spirit Airlines 1.4528 0.04302 254 167 59 28
180 Not what I expected when I paid for extra leg room 1.4526 0.04167 274 181 62 31
181 I'd venture to guess that my leg room is four times more important than yours, miss. 1.4518 0.04227 228 143 67 18
182 Right? I can't believe they never heard of an emotional support insect. 1.4508 0.03969 264 167 75 22
183 Next time, I'll ask for a ticket in 'fumigated'. 1.4505 0.04112 273 179 65 29
184 At least there is only one and he’s reading 1.4502 0.04189 251 162 65 24
185 Everybody looks like ants this high up. 1.4498 0.04021 269 173 71 25
186 If you must know, it's the newest Stephen King novel. 1.4487 0.04051 263 169 70 24
187 I’m feeling more antsy than usual on this flight 1.4481 0.04178 270 179 61 30
188 This proves that ChatGPT5 still can't tell the difference between "booking a flight with my aunt" and "booking a flight with my ant." 1.4479 0.04445 259 177 48 34
189 I need the extra leg room for my extra legs. 1.4465 0.04295 271 184 53 34
190 I prefer the bulkhead but the rest of the family likes to ride in the meal cart. 1.4465 0.04389 271 187 47 37
191 No way! I’m visiting my aunt too. 1.4463 0.04339 242 159 58 25
192 Look at the people! They look like . . . really small people. 1.4449 0.04370 254 171 53 30
193 Ever since your metamorphosis, we don't talk anymore. 1.4444 0.04608 234 159 46 29
194 Your antenna won't work back here. 1.4435 0.04586 230 155 48 27
195 This is the last time I’m travelling roach. 1.4431 0.04621 246 171 41 34
196 TSA confiscated my RAID 1.4429 0.04438 219 142 57 20
197 Just to be clear, Dan. This is the last Comic-Con I'm attending with you. 1.4416 0.04226 274 186 55 33
198 Don't expect me to help you with your oxygen mask. 1.4414 0.04307 256 172 55 29
199 'And now we prey.' 1.4412 0.04469 238 160 51 27
200 So, I have ants that retired to Scottsdale too. I wonder if they know each other. 1.4411 0.04222 263 176 58 29
201 Wow, from so high up, all the people down there look like... 1.4408 0.04297 245 162 58 25
202 At least its not a baby 1.4405 0.04284 252 168 57 27
203 For the record, I've never owned a magnifying glass. 1.4405 0.04096 252 163 67 22
204 Oh God. Flying ants are the worst. 1.4405 0.04430 252 172 49 31
205 God, it's that creepy guy that I met at the picnic in the Hamptons last week 1.4403 0.04590 243 168 43 32
206 My friend will be back any minute. 1.4396 0.04670 207 137 49 21
207 What do you mean by "colonize the airlines?" 1.4391 0.04457 230 153 53 24
208 Is it a family picnic? 1.4390 0.04205 246 161 62 23
209 Please let it be traveling alone. 1.4389 0.04198 262 175 59 28
210 Im sorry, I had no idea that was considered a slur. 1.4388 0.04402 237 158 54 25
211 The captain has turned off the seatbelt sign. You are free to roam about the cabin 1.4383 0.04346 235 155 57 23
212 I never enjoyed Kafka. 1.4375 0.04234 256 171 58 27
213 You're right--I shouldn't complain about leg room. 1.4369 0.04345 222 144 59 19
214 This happens every time I fly out of Newark. 1.4360 0.04344 250 169 53 28
215 I wouldn't be here if they vacuumed more often. 1.4356 0.04647 202 133 50 19
216 Just this once I really, really hope that a very large person comes and sits in the middle seat. 1.4355 0.04256 248 165 58 25
217 Wow! People down there look like an… oh, never mind…. 1.4353 0.04281 255 172 55 28
218 God, I hope someone takes the middle seat! 1.4351 0.04452 239 162 50 27
219 Flying with you is no picnic. 1.4348 0.04455 230 154 52 24
220 That’s the last time I’ll be reading Kafka before taking my Ambien. 1.4336 0.04807 226 159 36 31
221 No, I’ve never read anything by Kafka 1.4335 0.04696 233 163 39 31
222 It was at this moment that Suzy realized that the gummy she had eaten before the flight was not her vitamin. 1.4327 0.04594 245 172 40 33
223 Everything about this flight bugs me, too 1.4321 0.04278 243 162 57 24
224 Up here they all look like ants. 1.4320 0.04579 206 136 51 19
225 You'd think they'd have worked out all the bugs by now." 1.4309 0.05382 181 128 28 25
226 My pronoun is them, what’s yours? 1.4307 0.04481 202 131 55 16
227 Was that your husband in the middle seat? 1.4306 0.04616 216 146 47 23
228 Promise you won't take all the little sugar packets. 1.4298 0.04585 235 163 43 29
229 I can hold it, I can hold it, I don’t have to go, I don’t need to get up, I can make it! 1.4291 0.04061 261 173 64 24
230 Just be happy that I keep anyone from sitting in the middle seat. 1.4279 0.04656 222 153 43 26
231 I'm guessing 'Help Wanted: Flight Attend Ants' was probably a typo... 1.4271 0.05142 192 135 32 25
232 I was going by “THEM” before it was trendy ! 1.4266 0.04582 218 148 47 23
233 I thought they said extra legs room. 1.4265 0.04711 204 138 45 21
234 Just curious. Do you know what happened to the other passengers? 1.4263 0.04850 190 128 43 19
235 Gross. No shoes? 1.4258 0.04870 209 146 37 26
236 Sorry for generalizing, I just meant that everyone looks so insignificant down there. 1.4258 0.04726 209 143 43 23
237 Because my seat is too wide and comfy, THAT‘S how I know this is a dream! 1.4257 0.04639 202 135 48 19
238 For once, I’m hoping the middle seat fills. 1.4254 0.04164 228 148 63 17
239 I get antsy during takeoff,don't you? 1.4253 0.04536 221 150 48 23
240 This...plane...was...FULL...when...we...took...off! 1.4251 0.04338 247 169 51 27
241 I think my seatmate just ate my support spider. 1.4250 0.04831 200 137 41 22
242 Customs is boarding. Try not to look invasive. 1.4244 0.04793 205 141 41 23
243 Don't worry, I don't think anyone will take the middle seat. 1.4244 0.04743 205 140 43 22
244 You know what really bugs me? 1.4241 0.04714 191 127 47 17
245 Well, your soft, squishy body and hair repel ME, lady, but you don't see me freaking out about it. 1.4236 0.04725 203 138 44 21
246 Hey look! From up here all the people look like a... oh, um, sorry 1.4231 0.04432 234 160 49 25
247 I did eat the rest of the passengers, but I kept you for conversation. 1.4225 0.04610 213 145 46 22
248 That's it. I'm going to return those mushrooms to Trader Joe's. 1.4225 0.04890 213 151 34 28
249 Sorry - I just never knew that ants could fly. 1.4222 0.04518 225 154 47 24
250 Hey, at least I’m not a cockroach. 1.4219 0.04866 192 131 41 20
251 I shouldn't be rude, but the flying kind really freak me out. 1.4213 0.04136 254 171 59 24
252 Don’t worry, sweetheart. I guarantee no one will take the middle seat. 1.4206 0.04545 214 145 48 21
253 So you’re not going to wear a tie to meet my father? 1.4205 0.05180 195 140 28 27
254 I'm a little nervous about meeting your family. 1.4196 0.04487 224 153 48 23
255 Where did the guy in the middle seat go? 1.4189 0.04516 222 152 47 23
256 I thought the extra legroom seats were for people with long legs… not more legs. 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
257 Relax, Sweetheart. I'm not here to bug you. 1.4187 0.04874 203 142 37 24
258 I gave my kids the magnifying glass, but I swear to you I had no idea what they were doing with it. 1.4186 0.05403 172 122 28 22
259 The microdosing seems to be helping with my fear of flying. How's it working for you? 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
260 I'm a bit surprised myself at the open seats. Thought for sure we'd be crawling all over each other. 1.4171 0.04539 211 143 48 20
261 I thought I'd booked next to a frequent 'flyer', not a worker! 1.4171 0.04638 211 145 44 22
262 It's all about leg room, 1.4167 0.04294 228 153 55 20
263 Is it 'cause I'm black? 1.4167 0.04754 204 141 41 22
264 When she reserved a seat for her “Ant,” we assumed it was a typo. Douglas Ray Fort Mill, SC 1.4167 0.04652 216 150 42 24
265 What ? Relax. You weren't my first choice either. 1.4163 0.04570 209 142 47 20
266 Economy plus provides more leg leg leg leg leg leg room 1.4163 0.04364 209 138 55 16
267 Ahhhh!!! There’s a spider on the window! 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
268 Don't worry mam", "TSA made me check my stinger" 1.4149 0.04993 188 131 36 21
269 Feelin a lil Antsy about flying" 1.4147 0.04541 217 149 46 22
270 I'm an aunt, too. 1.4138 0.04411 232 160 48 24
271 I get antsy on planes too 1.4136 0.04632 220 154 41 25
272 Well, at least there are no spiders on board – for both our sakes! 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
273 Oh no, he’s not wearing a mask. 1.4133 0.04386 196 128 55 13
274 That was no microdose. 1.4133 0.04785 196 135 41 20
275 Are you reading Kafka again? 1.4121 0.05043 199 143 30 26
276 ..and he's reading Kafka! 1.4120 0.04601 216 150 43 23
277 Of all the hive-minded entities to be stuck next to on a flight ... 1.4109 0.04352 202 133 55 14
278 I always feel antsy before takeoff 1.4098 0.04471 205 138 50 17
279 I meant no offense. I just meant they look tiny down there. 1.4096 0.05045 188 133 33 22
280 Yeah, guys are always hitting on me too! 1.4096 0.05211 188 136 27 25
281 OMG I hope I’m not the inflight snack. 1.4095 0.04343 210 140 54 16
282 So I guess you’re one of those flying ants. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
283 We got really lucky.....there could have been some fat guy in the middle seat. 1.4091 0.04637 198 135 45 18
284 I always dread that some weirdo will have the middle seat. 1.4085 0.06092 142 104 18 20
285 Hey look! ...all of the people down there look like...um... look like ...um...really small people. 1.4085 0.04501 213 146 47 20
286 Never enough legroom. 1.4084 0.04640 191 129 46 16
287 Running into you makes me worry less about picking the right armrest. 1.4083 0.04552 169 109 51 9
288 Uh, sure--You can have all the armrests! 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
289 A completely empty flight and this lady decides to sit right next to me and act like I freak HER out? 1.4078 0.05111 179 126 33 20
290 So I’m the rich Ant everyone talks about. 1.4078 0.04811 206 146 36 24
291 Yes, some ants fly. 1.4076 0.04773 211 150 36 25
292 Why is it that you look so much bigger up here? 1.4074 0.04851 189 131 39 19
293 I could have had thirty thousand children by the time they fix this mechanical issue 1.4070 0.05329 172 123 28 21
294 When the woman in the early-boarding line said her aunt would be joining me, I just thought... 1.4065 0.04385 214 145 51 18
295 Uh, yes. First time flyer. I'm a bit antsy. 1.4065 0.04385 214 145 51 18
296 Yes, some folks still read on planes. No need to stare. 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
297 If you’re worried about someone taking the middle seat, relax. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
298 I didn't think ants could fly. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
299 I really think this comfort animal thing has gone far enough. 1.4058 0.04841 207 148 34 25
300 Geez, what's her problem? I paid for the extra leg room too! 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
301 I'm nervous about meeting your family. 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
302 Oops. Sorry. I meant they just look like tiny people down there. 1.4047 0.04515 215 149 45 21
303 I really need to stop microdosing before takeoff. 1.4045 0.05067 178 125 34 19
304 Actually, they look nothing like you. 1.4040 0.04795 198 139 38 21
305 Relax, I ‘m full. 1.4040 0.04741 198 138 40 20
306 All right. So what do all of those people down there look like to you? 1.4039 0.04708 203 142 40 21
307 Uh, I heard that you only fly when looking for a mate. 1.4037 0.04563 218 153 42 23
308 Relax, at least I am not in your pants! 1.4035 0.05017 171 118 37 16
309 Are you also visiting your aunt? 1.4033 0.05064 181 128 33 20
310 Looks like just you and me. 1.4022 0.04448 179 117 52 10
311 You're right. They do look more like people! 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
312 Ewww no shoes. 1.4000 0.04483 200 136 48 16
313 I need extra legs room. 1.3991 0.04417 218 151 47 20
314 I see you’re reading Metamorphosis 1.3990 0.04712 193 134 41 18
315 When we land would you mind getting down my bag? It's 50 times my weight. 1.3989 0.05078 183 131 31 21
316 that motherfucker is NOT real 1.3989 0.05424 178 132 21 25
317 Just my luck - an empty plane and SHE gets seated in my row! 1.3988 0.04832 173 118 41 14
318 The ants just aren't marching two by two anymore. Hurrah 1.3987 0.05153 158 109 35 14
319 Next thing you know, cows will fly. 1.3980 0.04770 196 138 38 20
320 Lady: “All the people down there look like ants” Ant: “They are ants, we haven’t taken off yet!” 1.3979 0.04861 191 135 36 20
321 Typical manspreading 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
322 I Identify as a human 1.3975 0.05159 161 112 34 15
323 Wow! Your mother is an actual queen and you still fly coach. 1.3971 0.04651 209 148 39 22
324 Will you mind if I order a grasshopper? 1.3967 0.04936 184 130 35 19
325 Even though Cheryl was trying to do better, she couldn’t understand why being ‘antsy about flying’ was offensive 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
326 It's true. The ants up here look like people. 1.3964 0.05189 169 120 31 18
327 Well, it's not exactly a picnic for me either. 1.3958 0.04490 192 130 48 14
328 This flight won’t be a picnic. 1.3956 0.04851 182 127 38 17
329 Wow, the whole cabin upgraded to First Class! 1.3955 0.04950 177 124 36 17
330 Dear, I think you were right about not mixing alcohol with my pills" 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
331 So 'roach class' wasn't a misprint. 1.3953 0.05186 172 123 30 19
332 Read much Kafka? 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
333 Relax,I'm a vegetarian! 1.3951 0.04825 162 109 42 11
334 Crazy how everybody looks like ants when you’re up here, isn’t it? 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
335 The upgrade to extra legs room was worth it. 1.3941 0.04957 170 118 37 15
336 Does the Queen know about this? 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
337 when they said you are going to travelling with the Queen I was convinced it was going to be someone else 1.3941 0.04697 203 144 38 21
338 This outfit always gets me an aisle seat. 1.3938 0.05327 160 114 29 17
339 She remembered that the flight had been fully sold out and she worried, "WHERE had all the other passengers gone?" 1.3936 0.04676 188 130 42 16
340 Where do your legs go when they roll out the beverage cart? 1.3935 0.05530 155 112 25 18
341 I'm just saying, the whole trip felt Kafkaesque to me. 1.3934 0.04891 183 129 36 18
342 Ok. I’m sorry for saying “ please quit bugging me “ 1.3934 0.04767 183 127 40 16
343 These coach seats are no picnic 1.3934 0.04508 183 123 48 12
344 This happens every time I read Kafka 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
345 No. Go ahead and finish that sentence. What do the people down there look like,Sandra? What indeed? 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
346 I knew I shouldn't have booked on a budget airline! 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
347 I find reading a book helps keep people from bothering me on long flights. 1.3931 0.05226 173 125 28 20
348 The newest section on an airplane: Extra Legs-Room. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
349 I guess “more legs room” wasn’t a typo. 1.3926 0.05181 163 115 32 16
350 Last time I board in Group A. 1.3922 0.04626 204 144 40 20
351 Let me guess. You didn't know ants could fly. 1.3920 0.05221 176 128 27 21
352 Oh uh, I hope the middle seat is not for his wife 1.3918 0.04452 194 132 48 14
353 I guess they are right about airborne bugs keeping travel numbers down. 1.3915 0.04892 189 135 34 20
354 Omg How long until this pot brownie wears off? 1.3913 0.05226 161 114 31 16
355 Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find himself in coach. 1.3911 0.04658 202 143 39 20
356 What do you mean when you say you're having the very special meal? 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
357 I just want a man who treats me like a queen. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
358 While Nigel was enjoying “Even More Legs Room,” Anita was beginning to regret her decision. 1.3904 0.04751 187 131 39 17
359 You're the worst emotional support animal ever! 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
360 Debbie regretted selecting a seat with extra legroom. 1.3901 0.04968 182 130 33 19
361 Flying is no picnic, is it? 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
362 The free bag,yes,a nice perk,but for me it’s mostly about the extra leg room. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
363 Oh, this? 'The Metamorphosis', by Franz Kafka. Very silly premise. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
364 What terrified Janelle was not the giant ant. It was the prospect of 800 crying antlings on the 5-hour flight. 1.3893 0.05103 149 102 36 11
365 Gross! I never thought I'd have to sit for 6 hours near someone that supports colonization. 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
366 I really don’t think they are going to buy that ‘service animal’ argument! 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
367 They said exotic pets fly in cargo... clearly you're not a pet. 1.3889 0.05272 162 116 29 17
368 I’m never flying Spirit again… 1.3885 0.05395 157 113 27 17
369 People down there are so small they look like . . . 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
370 Try to relax your thorax. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
371 This section comes with extra legs room. 1.3882 0.05088 170 121 32 17
372 I'm happy to relax back here while my kids have lunch in first class. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
373 No, it's fine, I just thought I booked the seat next to my aunt 1.3880 0.05006 183 132 31 20
374 Wow, from here the people look like…never mind 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
375 I hope the pilot steps on it. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
376 Those people down there look like ants... AUNTS!... uncles and aunts... yep, tiny little uncles and aunts. 1.3876 0.05110 178 129 29 20
377 From up here, they all look like...nevermind. 1.3875 0.05245 160 114 30 16
378 Eleanor discovers that her desire for an aisle seat is less compelling than her fear of large insects. 1.3875 0.04855 160 109 40 11
379 Apparently, according to this report,in the event of a crash the best protection is an exoskeleton. 1.3871 0.04962 155 106 38 11
380 I hate to be a pest but could you close the window shade? 1.3871 0.04450 186 126 48 12
381 Welcome aboard Air Kafka. 1.3869 0.04650 199 141 39 19
382 The rest of the colony is in economy. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
383 Flying Kafka Air has its pitfalls. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
384 This Kafka fella totally nails it. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
385 So I ATE the guy in the middle. You’re welcome! 1.3854 0.04415 192 131 48 13
386 Just think, I thought bed bugs were going to be my biggest concern on this trip. 1.3854 0.04415 192 131 48 13
387 With all due respect...With this many empty seats on this flight, I think I'll move and let you have this row to yourself ! 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
388 Weekend family picnic? 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
389 Ok, I get nervous when I fly, not antsy. I should not have said that. I see that now 1.3846 0.04603 195 137 41 17
390 Can you turn off your antennae until we reach cruising altitude? 1.3846 0.04579 182 125 44 13
391 Could the passenger in seat 10c please cross his right leg instead of his left. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
392 The fact that there's no one else on this plane is making me a bit antsy. 1.3837 0.05106 172 124 30 18
393 I totally know you have a bagel with cream cheese and pretzel sticks in your purse. 1.3836 0.05339 159 115 27 17
394 I see there are still bugs in the airlines reservation systems! 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
395 I knew finishing all those edibles was a terrible idea! 1.3831 0.05308 154 110 29 15
396 At least he’s not manspreading. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
397 Ah, did you happen to see where my husband went?? 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
398 Reading Kafka on the plane is proving to be a great way to avoid small talk with strangers. 1.3827 0.04861 196 143 31 22
399 Golly, from this altitude the people down there look like ants 1.3822 0.04669 191 135 39 17
400 If I were really her "Favorite Ant," that niece of mine would have paid for first-class." 1.3820 0.04714 178 124 40 14
401 Small talk must be wildly different in your circles. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
402 There's a girl on the wing who looks like you, and she's pissed. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
403 Honey...are those your parents trying to crawl up the side of the plane? 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
404 The leg room these days. It’s like they’re trying to squish you. And believe me I know. My father was squished. My brother. My sister in law …. 1.3815 0.05147 173 126 28 19
405 It's just, you're always working... 1.3810 0.05656 147 108 22 17
406 The cabin is almost empty, and I end up sitting next to a talker! 1.3807 0.04621 197 140 39 18
407 Don't get antsy, flying is perfectly safe 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
408 I get you like the legroom but what do you mean “live snacks? 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
409 Every. Single. Time. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
410 From up here, everyone looks like an . . . um . . . I mean, really tiny people. 1.3797 0.05358 158 115 26 17
411 Stay calm, Joan. At least he hasn't got a crying larva. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
412 The seatbelt would crush my thorax, that's why. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
413 Aren't planes routinely de-bugged before takeoff? 1.3795 0.04645 166 113 43 10
414 Well, this flight will certainly be no picnic. 1.3793 0.04923 174 124 34 16
415 Oh do calm down. You were just dreaming. Besides, I'm vegan. 1.3791 0.04830 182 130 35 17
416 Mate and lay eggs, mate and lay eggs.God I can relate.. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
417 My wife will be here shortly to occupy the middle seat. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
418 I should've known when I asked if the plane was full and all I heard was crickets. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
419 Weird how everyone down there also looks like ants. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
420 Relax...it could be worse. What if I had the middle seat? 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
421 Sorry, I didn't mean to bug you. 1.3782 0.04629 193 137 39 17
422 I don't think Antarctica is what you think it is. 1.3779 0.05098 172 125 29 18
423 From way up here everyone looks like tiny little an- small, they look small. 1.3778 0.04605 180 125 42 13
424 You know, when I said they looked like ants, I didn't mean to imply all ants looked alike! 1.3777 0.04776 188 135 35 18
425 As queen, I always fly first class. The rest of the colony is in luggage. 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
426 I can't believe he just plucked off two of his legs to avoid additional legroom fees! 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
427 Mary Beth suddenly forgot about her fear of flying. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
428 I wish *I* was allowed fifty times my weight in carry-ons. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
429 They look like... uhhh... small little bugs down there 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
430 How did you know I'm from Chernobyl ? 1.3759 0.05562 141 102 25 14
431 Don’t worry honey. I’ll move into the middle seat if someone strange tries to join us. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
432 If you see a Pest Control billboard, don't take it personally. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
433 Thought bubbles from each side: "Nice to have that empty middle seat" 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
434 Plane is empty and she takes the window seat next to me. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
435 When did bare feet on a plane become acceptable? 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
436 Yes, I did eat the other passengers. Were they reserved for business class? 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
437 Shelly and her aunt, despite being a bit at loggerheads, decide to take a trip together to Seattle. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
438 I tried to change my flight but I guess they’re still working out a few bugs. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
439 These emotional support animals are getting out of hand. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
440 I apologize for the service. I ate the crew. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
441 Good Gravy, it's reading "How to serve Man" the Cookbook! 1.3737 0.04492 190 133 43 14
442 My aunt’s a big traveler too. 1.3736 0.04629 182 128 40 14
443 I have to stop reading Kafka the night before my red eye flights! 1.3735 0.05157 166 121 28 17
444 I don't always fly, but when I do I scare the shit out of everybody. 1.3734 0.05196 158 114 29 15
445 In case you are worried, I won’t be crossing my left leg over my right. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
446 Sitting next to you is no picnic, either. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
447 My brother’s name is Ant too, but it’s short for Anthony. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
448 No, flying is only my second biggest fear. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
449 I thought they hired me to accompany their elderly aunt! 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
450 Bet you're wishing you'd carpooled with the other billion siblings. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
451 Some of us migrate differently. 1.3720 0.05129 164 119 29 16
452 People look like ants from this high up. 1.3716 0.05447 148 108 25 15
453 Oh my god no wonder I got upgraded 1.3711 0.05320 159 117 25 17
454 Sorry,no,I've never read any Kafka. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
455 Is something bugging you? 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
456 When did pants become optional? 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
457 The chicken was dry, but the flight attendant was delicious. 1.3701 0.05600 154 116 19 19
458 Oh, they are ants. We're still at the gate. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
459 Once again, Rhonda is seated near the type of guy who bugs her. 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
460 This is not what I expected when they told me I was in the same row as the queen. 1.3696 0.04961 184 136 28 20
461 Man, she's really creeping me out. 1.3694 0.05443 157 117 22 18
462 Tell me ONE MORE TIME what people look like from up here. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
463 I assumed he meant his aunt would be flying with us. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
464 I paid extra for more legs room. 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
465 Don’t stare! Don’t stare! Don’t stare! 1.3684 0.05106 171 126 27 18
466 Just be grateful I didn't bring the kids along this trip. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
467 I never thought I'd pray for someone to take the middle seat 1.3684 0.04969 171 124 31 16
468 Woah, people look like ants from here! 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
469 I hope he doesn't look at me. We dated in the 80s. 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
470 Don’t worry. Not trying to get in your pants. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
471 So queens don’t get an upgrade to first? 1.3678 0.04769 174 124 36 14
472 You should see this - all the people on the ground look like ... like ... they look really tiny. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
473 Dear God, I've never asked this before, but please let someone take that middle seat. 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
474 Tell your kids to stop climbing on me. 1.3677 0.05417 155 115 23 17
475 That m@therf$cker isn’t real 1.3677 0.05644 155 118 17 20
476 My God, everyone leaves the city on the 4th. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
477 Susan hated traveling with her Great Ant... 1.3675 0.05218 166 123 25 18
478 No, I don’t read science fiction. It’s a little too creepy for me. 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
479 The extra leg room policy still has bugs in it. 1.3669 0.05010 169 123 30 16
480 It’s not just queens that can fly you know. 1.3665 0.04960 161 115 33 13
481 I prefer seats with extra legs room 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
482 Ha, you don’t think I travel alone, do you? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
483 Sandra regretted picking her airline solely for the “extra leg” room. 1.3657 0.04949 175 128 30 17
484 They look like ants up here, too! 1.3657 0.04883 175 127 32 16
485 Why is there never enough leg room in economy? 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
486 So you take Kafka pretty seriously then... 1.3654 0.05310 156 115 25 16
487 So, how long was your Chernobyl vacation? 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
488 I finally got a seat with leg room 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
489 Mind if I need more leg room? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
490 Was that your husband? 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
491 Funny thing is, if a spider takes the middle seat, we're both leaving. 1.3647 0.04985 170 124 30 16
492 And I thought I had bug eyes. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
493 I hate flying in Roach! 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
494 Is this a layover or your final infestation? 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
495 I get so antsy when flying. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
496 Thank you for flying Kafka Airlines. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
497 I shouldn't have mentioned I was flying home for my family picnic! 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
498 How's that shroom trip going? 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
499 No WAY that was a micro-dose! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
500 Could be worse.. you could be a 400 pound linebacker in the middle seat. 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
501 Flying ant season has arrived 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
502 Could be worse. At least you’re not sitting next to Woody Allen. 1.3636 0.05436 154 115 22 17
503 Are you going to the National Picnic Festival,too? 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
504 I paid extra for extra legs room. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
505 It's Kafka's Metamorphosis. I'm almost done. 1.3630 0.05658 146 110 19 17
506 I hope he doesn’t remember me from last summer. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
507 This is quite a good read. You like Stephen King? 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
508 There's never enough leg room! 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
509 Is that ‘Charlotte’s Web’ you’re reading? 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
510 In case you're wondering, my pronouns are "It/Its" and "They/Them" ! 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
511 Would you be more comfortable in first class? I have points. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
512 All those people down there,they look like,ummm 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
513 All the people look like ants. 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
514 Buying a seat with extra legs room always comes with a catch. 1.3616 0.04769 177 128 34 15
515 I thought they got the bugs out of this new aircraft! 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
516 Enjoying Kafka? 1.3613 0.05169 155 113 28 14
517 Be glad I'm not a bed bug 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
518 It’s a delightful fantasy titled “Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka. 1.3609 0.05070 169 125 27 17
519 Don't all the tiny cars look like — oops, sorry! 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
520 Why do I always get the seat next to the creepiest guy on the plane? 1.3600 0.05457 150 112 22 16
521 I'm sorry, flying ants just creep me out. 1.3600 0.04737 175 126 35 14
522 Megan always knew her days as an exterminator would come back to haunt her eventually. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
523 You're way more chill about this turbulence than I expected from an ant. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
524 With all the empty seats she has to sit here? 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
525 I didn't know my carry-on bag could be fifty times my body weight. 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
526 Never flying out of LaGuardia again. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
527 I took way too many gummies... 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
528 I’m not sure the extra leg room is worth it … 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
529 This is what I get for using my frequent flyer miles. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
530 Weird! From up here, ants look like they're as big as people! 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
531 I assume your pronouns includes "Them". 1.3585 0.05148 159 117 27 15
532 YES I AM READING KAFKA 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
533 No, I did not pack a picnic lunch. 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
534 Four legs instead of six. Freaks them out every time. 1.3585 0.05300 159 119 23 17
535 You're reading Kafka? 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
536 You know, from this height, all the people down there DO look like ants. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
537 What happened to your husband? 1.3582 0.05744 134 100 20 14
538 I hope we're not both headed for the same family reunion picnic. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
539 I love the legroom in first class." 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
540 I'm reading an Ant-thology 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
541 I hate flying with my ant. 1.3577 0.05787 123 90 22 11
542 I have a theory as to why the plane is empty. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
543 Gonna KILL whoever recommended streaming "Travels with My Aunt! 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
544 I already regret picking the sugar cube dinner. 1.3576 0.04823 151 106 36 9
545 Up this high people on the grounds look like.....well, you know. 1.3576 0.04636 151 104 40 7
546 We'll just keep this seat clear - you know...in case anyone molts... 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
547 You're not going to be a pest, are you? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
548 When they asked if I minded sitting with someone's ant, I thought it would be someone's aunt! 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
549 Every time I fly I catch some kind of a bug! 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
550 Sorry, I thought they said Hugh Grant—not huge ant. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
551 Remember when they used to smoke on planes? How weird was that?! 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
552 Just my luck to be seated next to the only human on this plane. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
553 It is really hard to read when the girl on my row keeps gasping and shrieking 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
554 Who's "antsy" now? 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
555 Wow...everyone looks like ants down there. 1.3557 0.05309 149 110 25 14
556 Would you PLEASE stop making that sawing noise with your legs? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
557 And they wouldn’t allow me to bring my emotional support animal! 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
558 Yeah I’m headed to a picnic. You? 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
559 From up here, people look just like . . . tiny people. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
560 I’m never taking Ambien on a long haul again 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
561 Really? I'm visiting my aunt too! 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
562 I was charged for extra leg room 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
563 Relax, lady. Ever occur to you that you give me the creeps as well? 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
564 Picnic much? 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
565 I’ve been alive for over 2 years, nothing amazes me anymore.” 1.3540 0.05243 161 121 23 17
566 Yes, the extra leg room is nice in First Class. 1.3538 0.05867 130 98 18 14
567 You expect me to believe that you founded a colony? 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
568 I get the aisle seat because I have longer legs, just deal with it. 1.3537 0.05695 147 113 16 18
569 This was a full flight when I boarded. 1.3537 0.05270 147 108 26 13
570 No, nothing, I just have a little fear of flying, that's all. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
571 At least I'm not man spreading. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
572 Its reading "Lord of the Flies"! 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
573 I swear, if that ant starts a conversation about Kafka, I'm out! 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
574 I need a lot of legroom. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
575 Which bathroom is it going to use? 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
576 Tamara quickly realized the “extra legs room” on her boarding pass was not a typo. 1.3529 0.05672 136 102 20 14
577 Emotional support companion rules are out of control. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
578 If she only knew what’s in the overhead luggage bin … 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
579 Oh my goodness! They all look like ants down there! 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
580 What’s wrong with her? Never seen legs before? 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
581 So, you're telling me you also paid extra for leg space? 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
582 Where is a middle seat passenger when you really need one? 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
583 You seem...nice; really it's the flying cockroaches I can't stand. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
584 Pupating? Try paying for four years of college. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
585 The ants look like people, up here. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
586 Ya know it could’ve been worse , lady………..…Atleast I’m not a baby 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
587 No, I have never heard of myrmecophobia. Why do you ask? 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
588 Please be traveling alone... please be traveling alone... please be traveling alone. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
589 Yes, I've heard of Kafka. Why do you ask 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
590 I'd suggest swapping seats, but I fear four of your legs will still stick out. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
591 I don't dare ask for my book back! 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
592 Wow, all those people look like ants from up here, not that theres anything wrong with that.... 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
593 Looks like we're landing at Antwerp. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
594 He’s not wearing any shoes. 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
595 That's my emotional support human she's shy 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
596 You can have ALL the armrests. 1.3496 0.04896 123 84 35 4
597 Why do I always get seated next to a screaming human? 1.3496 0.05997 123 93 17 13
598 This is your captain speaking. If there is a doctor of entomology on board, please make yourself known to one of our cabin crew. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
599 I don't mind if you use the middle armrest, but could you please put pants on. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
600 I’ve got to find a new dispensary. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
601 So you’re a bibliophile in the human definition of the word... 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
602 The whole plane is empty and he decides to bug ME! 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
603 Before you know it this plane will be crawling with them. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
604 What kind of a cook book? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
605 And she thinks THEY look like ants.” 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
606 I suppose complaining about legroom won't get me far. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
607 Just because I said "I get ants in my pants when I fly" doesn't mean I'm cheating on you, Antoine 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
608 Why is everyone else still at the gate? 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
609 Oh... We're on the ground. Those ARE ants. 1.3481 0.05152 158 118 25 15
610 Okay, just don’t bite my head off. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
611 Guess this row is extra leg room. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
612 You're not the man I married, Sam. 1.3478 0.05505 138 103 22 13
613 It was the one time she wished that the middle seat was occupied. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
614 Where are the snakes on a plane when you really need them? 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
615 She can scream all she wants but I paid for the extra leg room! 1.3475 0.05512 141 106 21 14
616 The psilocybin makes this trip extra trippy! 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
617 This high up, all the people running around look like . . .um . . . really small people. 1.3472 0.05689 144 111 16 17
618 Ecolony class. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
619 I thought you would change, Gregor. But it's over! 1.3472 0.05427 144 108 22 14
620 I guess ants really can fly 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
621 This is your captain speaking. Please bring any extra crumbs to seat 8D. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
622 From this height people look like....um...tiny people. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
623 That definitely wasn't a microdose. 1.3468 0.04960 173 130 26 17
624 Awakening from a night of uneasy dreams,Gregor Samsa found he had been seated in Coach class. 1.3465 0.05850 127 96 18 13
625 Well, it bothers me that there are no other passengers. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
626 So, Kafka is your favourite author? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
627 Who's bugging who? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
628 We’re on the ground, so why do the people still look like ants? 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
629 The rest of my colony is getting on in Pittsburgh. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
630 Ever hear the expression 'Flying is no picnic'? 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
631 So, you're a flying ant. Cool. What are you reading? 1.3459 0.05551 133 99 22 12
632 We haven’t even taken off yet. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
633 You're right! From here, people do look like you. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
634 Yes, it's Kafka's 'Metamorphosis'! Why do people keep asking me that? 1.3457 0.05130 162 122 24 16
635 Booking the extra leg room was no picnic” 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
636 I bought two seats so no one would bug me. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
637 I used to think everything looked ant sized from up here. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
638 Kind of puts things into perspective, doesn't it? 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
639 Yes ... I love Kafka, too ... 1.3453 0.05659 139 106 18 15
640 “Fly business,” they said!. “You will be alongside the frequent fliers” 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
641 I’ve heard of flying ants but this is ridiculous!” 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
642 So, you’re an army ant... thank you for your service” 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
643 Now that you say it, they do look like people. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
644 They look like ants down there and up here too? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
645 I bet your migration use to be more difficult. 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
646 Just because I'm a giant ant, that doesn't mean 'oh, I must be reading Kafka!' 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
647 Really, "they all just look like ants down there" Huh... 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
648 I'm not racist, but I'm uncomfortable. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
649 What do you mean you 'chewed the pilot out' ? 1.3445 0.06019 119 90 17 12
650 How long have you lived in Fukushima? 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
651 I had no idea that you were an actual travel bug. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
652 The rest of my family don’t like flying, they’re coming over in a giant peach 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
653 Sorry but am I bugging you? 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
654 Sorry, Mr. Kafka, but I have my doubts you're willing to help in the event of an emergency. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
655 Thanks for listening. I usually clear out the room. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
656 It’s just the Valium, it’s just the Valium. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
657 Man-spreading is bad enough... 1.3436 0.04554 163 116 38 9
658 I always sit in this row for the leg room and thorax support. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
659 No, the flight is full. The rest of my family is a bit late boarding. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
660 From this altitude, everyone looks like ants 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
661 So...enjoying The Metamorphosis? 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
662 I’m bugging you! Well you’re humanizing me! 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
663 You're uncomfortable? You sat in my row on an empty flight! 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
664 Wow! From this height, all the people on the ground look like…uh…never mind. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
665 You’re right. I shouldn’t have assumed you’re reading Kafka. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
666 ...I tried to explain you are a service animal but still they said I had to pay for a separate seat... 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
667 I don't care that you are a Democrat, I still don't want you sitting near me. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
668 Thanks for flying Kafka Airlines 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
669 I'm glad these seats have extra legs room. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
670 Yikes! Is anything creepier than flying? 1.3429 0.05438 140 105 22 13
671 I swear there were two of them. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
672 I understood “extra leg” room differently. 1.3427 0.05623 143 110 17 16
673 Marcia said she 'd be traveling with her aunt. 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
674 I assume that's your wife and larva I see in the boarding line. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
675 Oh no, an academic! 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
676 Maybe if she thinks I'm reading she won't bug me. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
677 Just my luck to be seated in the same row as my ex. 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
678 Gotta love the extra legroom. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
679 I'm afraid you are going to have to move to the anterior section. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
680 I heard there's grasshoppers in first class 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
681 Sorry if I’m bugging you 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
682 This is rock bottom. I can't even get a highly adapted social creature to talk to me. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
683 Not that there’s anything wrong with looking like ants… 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
684 Which one of us took the mushrooms? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
685 ''Don't fret, I'm full.'' 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
686 If there’s a praying mantis, I can be a reading ant 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
687 Those people down there look like.... err... never mind. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
688 Listen honey, this ain’t no picnic for me either. 1.3406 0.05586 138 105 19 14
689 They look like people. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
690 Are you the support animal for the lady across the aisle? 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
691 The people down below look like ants!! 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
692 Kafka, again? 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
693 I threatened insecticide unless they upgraded me. 1.3400 0.05167 150 112 25 13
694 I just HAD to go for the extra legroom. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
695 Wow, we're so high, the people look like ants! 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
696 How long have I been asleep? 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
697 What's the matter? Did you forget to bring a book? 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
698 Tell me if I'm talking too much--just don't bite my head off. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
699 I asked for the extra leg room row not the extra-leg room row. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
700 Did you know 7 Billion Ants died on 9/11? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
701 Just my luck. The TSA took my Raid. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
702 They took 'flyweight' passenger, way too literally! 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
703 I don't know what's more terrifying, the rapid descent or that you're reading Mein Kampf. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
704 Sorry, I get a bit antsy during the flights. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
705 I thought you guys went marching two by two 1.3383 0.05737 133 102 17 14
706 Look how high up we are, all the people down there look like ... 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
707 At least there's plenty of legroom. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
708 I hate it when the guy next to me takes off his shoes! 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
709 'Don't tell me-- they look like ants from here?' 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
710 PLEASE let’s not make eye contact. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
711 Yes I read it, but I didn't find the characters very believable 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
712 Assist in case of emergency?” Please. I can lift 50 times my body weight and I need the extra legsroom 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
713 Look, I needed the leg room. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
714 First, the guy who took his shoes and socks off, then the crying baby, and now this! 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
715 and to think I was worried about a screaming baby 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
716 From up here, everyone looks like little… never mind.” 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
717 Why is saying the people on the ground look like ants automatically a microagression? 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
718 Wow! We're flying so high that the people on the ground look like,...well, they look TINY! I don't know how to describe it; they look like...very, very small creatures! I don't know what to compare them to -- they're just...tiny 1.3380 0.05903 142 113 10 19
719 All the picnics we’ve shared and you still act like this? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
720 From up here, everyone looks like-- uh, they look very small. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
721 Every vacation I go home with a bug! 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
722 You don't have earphones large enough for the in-flight entertainment, do you? 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
723 We never talk any more. 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
724 DEET don't fail me now! 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
725 What happened to the lady who was sitting between us? 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
726 I'm going to visit my nephew. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
727 I guess I was sleeping when you got on. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
728 Milton was not the man Jessica thought she’d married. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
729 Don't mind me. I've always been afraid of flying insects. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
730 Planes make me antsy. 1.3359 0.05686 128 97 19 12
731 Do you fly often? You seem a bit antsy. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
732 From up here they look nothing like you. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
733 What? It’s my service human and yes, I did buy the extra seat. Problem 1.3357 0.05339 143 108 22 13
734 Well, yes, eating your husband did give us each more elbow room. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
735 Oh my god those actually ARE ants down there! 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
736 I shouldn’t have washed that Ambien down with a Bloody Mary.” 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
737 Flying is no picnic. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
738 I meant, ‘Everything looks so small from up here.’ 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
739 Please do not pet me. I am a service animal. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
740 When you have six legs,it's hard to get a seat with enough legroom. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
741 Excuse me. Is something bugging you? 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
742 Perhaps a crying baby wasn't the worst thing to sit nearby. 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
743 I guess the good news is I’m not as anxious about crashing. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
744 And you said you just crawled out of the woodwork? 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
745 I really wish you wouldn't read Kafka on these long flights, Greg. 1.3333 0.05858 132 103 14 15
746 It must be nice to be away from the colony, with all the jabber and small talk. You probably like reading alone. I know I do. Sometimes I get so tired of my sisters gabbing all the time so much that I can barely think. Why one time on vacation we... 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
747 Great, and they made me check my bug spray. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
748 They look like ant- ... er, small people from up here. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
749 I wish I'd brought a book, too. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
750 You must be somebody’s emotional support animal! 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
751 Well, this isn't going to be any picnic. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
752 Wasn’t this plane full of passengers? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
753 I could swear my husband was sitting there a moment ago 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
754 Don't worry, honey... no one will sit in the middle. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
755 I must be high. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
756 Whose service animal is this? 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
757 Would you prefer I wear a mask? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
758 Don't be frightened dear; air travel is safer than ever. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
759 We're mostly remote now, but the Queen wants us to fly in from time to time. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
760 They really need to tighten the guidelines over what counts as a support animal. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
761 Oh my God, there's a man on the wing! 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
762 How did I end up in insect class? 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
763 No…..it hasn’t occurred to me what happened to the rest of the passengers. 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
764 Turns out flying isn't my biggest fear. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
765 You must be happy that the airline let you reserve the rest of these seats for your children. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
766 Wow! The people down there look just like.... 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
767 Little does she know, I'm actually more scared of her than she is of me. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
768 Everyone assumes I pray, but I'm actually Agnostic. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
769 It's not about you! No one likes the middle seat! 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
770 Wait, what the hell is Antlantic Airways? 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
771 Oh her? She's my emotional support human. 1.3306 0.05914 121 93 16 12
772 Now her whole family is boarding. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
773 Lesson learned. Never bring fruit home from Florida." 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
774 What’s THAT on the wing? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
775 Ugh. Out of all the seats to choose from, of course she sits in my row. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
776 I hope this flight is no picnic. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
777 They look like what! 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
778 Wow, from up here, the people look like ants! Oh. sorry. 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
779 Workers fly coach. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
780 Do you get butterflies in your stomachs? 1.3299 0.06508 97 74 14 9
781 OMG, and the TSA confiscated my Raid 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
782 I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a family aardvarks boarding. 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
783 Oh no! I must have mixed up the psilocybin and the Xanax. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
784 Teddy the Ant wasn't amused when Suzy said "Gee, everyone on the ground looks like ants from up here." 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
785 She can’t believe I’m reading Ayn Rand. 1.3285 0.05590 137 106 17 14
786 That's the last time I pay more for extra legroom. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
787 Oh, I just meant that everyone looks so insignif— um, organized. And, like, really strong. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
788 I can't believe it. Nobody reads a physical book anymore! 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
789 If he asks for my interpretation of “The Metamorphosis” once more,I’m going to scream! 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
790 The colony said I needed some “me time.” 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
791 Now I know why there seems to be no one else on this flight. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
792 Red-eye flights are no picnic... so what brings you here? 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
793 She’s my comfort human. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
794 I wonder what his "specialty meal" is. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
795 We look a lot smaller down there don't we. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
796 If I fall asleep during beverage service please order me a sugar water 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
797 I always wondered what they meant by 'bugs' in the system. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
798 Eek! We’re flying over New Jersey. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
799 Sorry, I should've known your pronoun would be Them! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
800 Can you just not with the mandible clacking? 1.3276 0.05970 116 89 16 11
801 I guess anything can be a service animal. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
802 Going to see my aunt. You? 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
803 It’s all due to climate change. 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
804 She had mistakenly selected an 'extra legs room' seat. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
805 Who needs travel-sized War and Peace when you've got Mandibles and Pincers? 1.3274 0.05955 113 86 17 10
806 I'm also visiting my Aunt Hill. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
807 I don't mean to bug you, but can I borrow your ear buds? 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
808 Let me guess, the airport beacons are giant picnic tables for you! 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
809 My, I see a Pest Control truck on the runway 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
810 All those cows look like ants from here. But like really weird ants, with only 4 legs. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
811 These spirit airline deals are becoming frightfully affordable 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
812 This is the last time I forget to pack my psych meds. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
813 My Entomology degree tells me you need two more legs. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
814 You're right. From here everyone DOES look like ants. 1.3261 0.05360 138 105 21 12
815 So what's it like living under a monarchy? 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
816 I work for Orkin. What about you? 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
817 That Xantax is really kicking in now. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
818 And you thought the transportation department got the bugs out 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
819 I see that the airline still hasn’t gotten all the bugs out. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
820 I'm going to visit my uncle and--um--mom's sister. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
821 You have your own jet AND an army? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
822 You Know maybe 3 Xanax is indeed too much. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
823 OK, OK, you're right, it's scary by the window. Let's switch back. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
824 Don't worry. I've preordered a special vegetarian meal. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
825 I haven't earned my wings yet... 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
826 Flying makes me so antsy. 1.3252 0.05943 123 96 14 13
827 OMG! It’s gonna take at least 20 men to lift that luggage, assuming each guy can lift his own weight. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
828 that 's it....it is business class or first for now on... 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
829 The one time I leave my bug spray in checked luggage 1.3250 0.05817 120 92 17 11
830 Agreed, they all look like ants from up here. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
831 Ladies and Gentlemen: For your safety, all passengers are kindly requested to refrain from using personal phones, laptops, and antennas in the cabin. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
832 Hmm, I had never heard the story of how Antarctica was named. Learn something new every day. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
833 You're right. The people down on the ground look like ants, too. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
834 They really do look like ants from up here. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
835 Air travel is no picnic. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
836 No, you don’t bug me. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
837 What do you mean, you brought your own snack? 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
838 I always request the bulkhead for the legs room 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
839 I guess it's better than snakes. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
840 I am not your support human! 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
841 No, I can't lift fifty times my body weight. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
842 Thanks, I feel less antsy in the aisle seat. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
843 Don't worry, I'm on my way to a family picnic. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
844 Don’t worry, lady - I may be a social insect but the last thing I want now is small talk. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
845 This flight is no picnic. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
846 Do you think we look like ants to them up here? 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
847 I'll never fly coach again. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
848 Metamorphosis is rubbish. Kafka got it wrong. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
849 I suppose that you paid for extra legs room. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
850 What? Never heard of flying ants before? 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
851 I was going to say "The people down there look like ants", but . . . . maybe not . . . . 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
852 You've literally caught the travel bug! 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
853 Gregor Samsa's cousin refused to let becoming an ant ruin her vacation plans. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
854 I see your invasive colony has discovered a faster, easier way to enter the country. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
855 O.k., so you made a simple spelling oversight; now relax, flying "roach" is not only cheaper but a lot less crowded. 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
856 I never win this stupid contest! 1.3226 0.06010 124 98 12 14
857 Let me put it this way, when we show up at a picnic, we don't stop with the potato salad. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
858 I see why you need the extra leg room. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
859 Of course it's a trash book. What else would I read? 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
860 Are you sure about flying to Antsin? 1.3226 0.05788 124 96 16 12
861 Your bio in the travel buddy app said you were a carpenter!I wish you’d been more specific!! 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
862 Have you ever read “Travels With My Aunt “? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
863 And when I said that delays like this really 'bug me', I wasn't being a speciest. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
864 First time leaving the colony? 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
865 I’m on the way to visit my aunt too. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
866 Don’t be nervous—this leg is almost over. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
867 Normally, I'm quite adept at what to do with my legs. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
868 I always pay extra for the legroom. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
869 From here everyone looks like ant. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
870 The others have already landed. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
871 So yes.. I decided to go for it and flew here to meet IRL the beetle I met online, like… two years ago. He always said he liked ants but you know.. you never know. We meet at the Natural History museum in the butterfly sanctuary and wow, the intimacy was right there, is like we have known each other forever. We had butterflies flying all around us, but he didn’t even look at them, nobody ever made me feel this way. It was a weekend of mating, and laying eggs, and morning bagels in bed. I mean, the flight will be significantly fuller by the time we arrive in Paris. Yes, I am taking them with me to France, is way better to hatch there. So… you are afraid of flying? 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
872 let me guess, people look like ants from up here 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
873 And I thought I was afraid of flying. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
874 Ladies and gentlemen, we have begun our descent into Antlanta. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
875 I hope someone booked the middle seat for once. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
876 I booked coach, not roach. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
877 Are you alone? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
878 Please someone come crowd me in the middle seat! 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
879 Relax lady, it’s just a little turbulence. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
880 Everything looks as tiny as ants from up here! 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
881 No, go on, tell me what everyone down there looks like, Margaret. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
882 Please don't tell me you're reading Kafka! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
883 I needed the extra leg room seat ! 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
884 Just so you know, there’s a crop duster, circling below us 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
885 Oh, ‘more legs room’ wasn’t a typo. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
886 Big mistake telling that sweet woman I would keep an eye on her Aunt 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
887 If you need help reaching the overhead compartment just let me know. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
888 I've had worse. Do you know how much leg space a centipede takes up? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
889 From up here everyone looks like…uh, smaller people. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
890 At this height, people look like an-, I mean, uh, really tiny people. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
891 That's it; no more singles tours for me. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
892 It's a distopian nightmare,but at least there's legroom. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
893 I always get antsy when I fly. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
894 I prefer to sit on the aisle. It has more tentacle room. 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
895 Plenty of leg room, wish I hadn't cut off 2 legs prior to boarding. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
896 Up here the people look like ants. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
897 ‘….Ahh sure, I like picnics’ 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
898 Oh my goodness gracious, it looks like a giant anteater is boarding the plane! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
899 the middle seat was occupied when we took off! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
900 So…what brings you to Hershey, PA? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
901 Sure, I've heard of flying ants, but this is the first time I've ever been seated in the same row with one. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
902 So sorry, didn't mean to bug you. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
903 What'd you tell TSA? 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
904 I hate flying with my ant, but she paid for both our tickets. 1.3178 0.05501 129 99 19 11
905 I thought he meant I'd be alone on the plane with his great aunt. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
906 First time flying? 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
907 I think that's Rod Serling on the wing. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
908 It’s not just you. The seats are getting smaller. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
909 Coffee, DDT or milk? 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
910 I said I wouldn't be bugged no matter who sat next to me. Boy was I wrong. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
911 It’s an ant-thology 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
912 If I don't make eye contact with her, she may not try to talk to me. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
913 I promise that I won’t bug you. 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
914 When you fly Kafka Class the middle seat is always empty. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
915 So, this is funny.The flight attendant asked if I minded if an aunt sat next to me, and I thought.... 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
916 Don’t worry, you’re safe. 4E was surprisingly filling. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
917 Hopefully, she won’t bug me if I pretend I’m reading a book. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
918 Oh my God, like this is so Kafkaesque. I don't even like the Beetles. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
919 How did you get an aisle seat? 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
920 Now I understand what they meant by frequent flier bugs. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
921 Do you know what they serve in bug class? Crumbled leaves and a side of aphid syrup! 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
922 If you're a PRAYING mantis the Supreme Court has ruled that you are entitled a free upgrade to first class. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
923 Oh my I'm sitting next to a member of Ant -ifa 1.3167 0.05915 120 94 14 12
924 Just to be clear, my pronouns are “she/her”. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
925 I sure hope you don’t plan on crossing your legs the other way. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
926 For those of you on the right side of the aircraft, you might see the recolonization of our planet as we know it. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
927 That baggage handler is lifting a case that must be half his body weight!" 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
928 Cripes, well at least he’s a reader, I’ll go with ‘hey there, ever read The Metamorphosis lol?’ 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
929 Pardon my antspreading. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
930 Puhlease don’t bug me on this flight. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
931 Oh my God, it’s Derek. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
932 Call me crazy, but I have this sudden urge to be intimate and then bite off its head. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
933 I bought the middle seat for my 100,000 pupae who be boarding at Seantle. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
934 It's crazy how all the people look like you down there. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
935 Business or pleasure? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
936 I could carry this plane on my back if I wanted to. I just prefer to fly. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
937 I’m going to visit my uncle and my… his wife. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
938 Don't worry honey. We all look like ants from up here. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
939 can't believe he ordered the picnic lunch! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
940 Is it sad that I find your polygyny too mainstream now? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
941 What hurts most is the pilot leaving. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
942 Those people look like ants 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
943 We're so high up everyone looks like a--- 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
944 My carry on was only 3,000 times my body weight and they still made me check it. 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
945 We’re about to run over your family!!! 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
946 Damnit. Once again it's a huge plane and I get seated next to some weirdo who won't let me read my book. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
947 I don't care how long it takes, next time I'm driving. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
948 Relax, I will be roaming the aisle 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
949 And people say I'm the antsy one... 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
950 Oh, fuck! 1.3143 0.06535 105 84 9 12
951 This is the last time I pay more for a seat with "extra leg room"! 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
952 Not that you all look the same of course… 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
953 My god, there are more on the wing! 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
954 I thought only drones could fly. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
955 Discount airlines are getting seriously scary. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
956 Shelly always hated traveling with her ant. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
957 Flying ant what it used to be. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
958 As hedge fund founder Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into an economy class traveler. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
959 Perhaps that wasn’t Xanax… 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
960 I'm sure that there was someone sitting in the middle seat, reading that book. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
961 Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a mask? 1.3125 0.05629 128 100 16 12
962 There's no need to worry about the plane crashing. Besides, I'm planning to eat you in midflight. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
963 Usually things seem so much smaller from an airplane. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
964 This is absolutely the last wildlife tour I’m booking! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
965 Why did I leave my bug spray in my checked bag?? 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
966 I never said you were bugging me! 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
967 Come on, I'm not a cockroach! 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
968 The other 350,000 got upgraded. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
969 How Kafkaesque! 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
970 Eeek! There's a spider on the wing! 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
971 The human is my support animal 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
972 Here I was, worrying about snakes on a plane! 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
973 They charge extra for legs. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
974 Attention passengers: middle seating for all species available now. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
975 I'm glad we upgraded to first class, Gregor. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
976 Yes, it is a cookbook. Relax, I'm a vegetarian. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
977 Are we still saying something when we’re seeing something? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
978 I always need the aisle seat because of my sciatica. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
979 Damn, He's reading Burroughs! 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
980 No offense, but they all look like ants from up here. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
981 Don’t worry, I’m sure we have the center seat to ourselves.” 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
982 Goodness me! The people all the way down there look just like... um... nevermind. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
983 Everything really IS bigger in Texas 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
984 All my husband asked was to share the armrest. You didn't have to bite his head off. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
985 On my God, He's actually reading Naked Lunch! 1.3111 0.05306 135 104 20 11
986 It really puts things in perspective, doesn't it? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
987 At least it didn't take the middle seat... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
988 I am sure I did not pay for extra legs room. 1.3106 0.05392 132 102 19 11
989 On the plus side, the center seatmate HAD been annoying 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
990 OMG my seatmate was just eaten by their emotional support pet! 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
991 When they told me this trip would be Kafkaesque, this is not what I imagined. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
992 phew, at least I’m not sitting next to a kid 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
993 Bothered by my reading out loud? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
994 Flying always makes me a bit antsy too. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
995 William, I thought the creature was on the wing. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
996 You can have my pretzels, Gordon. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
997 As I recall, my horoscope did mention an exotic stranger reading a book. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
998 Who knew that ants could fly? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
999 Wow, from here,they all look like…tiny people 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1000 I'm off to visit my great aunt. What about you? 1.3095 0.05686 126 99 15 12
1001 If you're organizing a picnic at feet, can I join? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1002 She’s probably going to want to talk to me, the whole flight. What a pest! 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1003 Kafka, you're awfully calm for having emptied the plane that fast. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1004 I guess those reports about the emergence of a more sophisticated strain of flying ant are true… 1.3089 0.05901 123 98 12 13
1005 Memo to self: no more Microdosing 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1006 So people really look like ants from up here, right? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1007 And to think I paid a premium for the extra legroom. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1008 Climate change. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1009 This is part of my support animal certification 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1010 Attention. This is your pilot speaking. We have now entered the Twilight Zone. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1011 I can’t believe he’s not putting his antennae in airplane mode. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1012 If it’s of any interest to you, my aardvark friend will be in the middle. 1.3083 0.04424 133 95 35 3
1013 Yeeeeshh. When Mom said to be careful of catching a bug on my international flight, this was the last thing I imagined. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1014 I'm sure he won't be back. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1015 And yet I'm the one feeling antsy. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1016 Better not be anymore motherfucking humans on this motherfucking plane! 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
1017 Thought I’d have the whole row to myself, then Ant-Man shows up. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1018 What's she complaining about? At least she has legroom. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1019 Say, these seats are wonderfully sticky. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1020 Woah the ants look like people down there and the people look like ants up here! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1021 You haven't seem yourself since we booked this trip Gregor. 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
1022 From here the ants look like people. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1023 So,Are you from the Colonies? 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1024 This is your pilot. Due to the warm, we are seeing high numbers of insects taking to the sky to search for a suitable mating partner. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1025 I try not to be a pest when I fly. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1026 Steven, from up here, all the people look like you! 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1027 Maybe $2,000.00 more for First Class is worth it. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1028 I hope his wife doesn’t have the center seat 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1029 I need the leg room. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
1030 My God, he's naked! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1031 Oh God... people look like ants down there too!" 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1032 Before you ask, yes, I've read The Metamorphosis. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1033 I don’t think those were melatonin gummies. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1034 I see the rest of your family is boarding. 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
1035 I should never have asked for a seat with extra legroom 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1036 Look at the people down there, they all look like tiny ants, do you know what I mean? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1037 From up here all the people look like you. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1038 Now, I see why you needed the aisle seat! 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1039 What do you mean ... Chocolate Covered Passengers?!? 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1040 Before I met you, I thought they all looked alike. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1041 Leg room is everything 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1042 I used points to get the extra legs room 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1043 You know, Jesus was also a carpenter. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1044 So, do you use Google Earth for picnics now? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1045 Why am I on such a tiny plane? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1046 Where is everybody? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1047 She was already bracing herself for the inevitable torrent of mandible-splaining once he tired of reading. 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1048 I'm a feature, not a bug 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1049 why do i always get stuck with the ones who are afraid of flying? 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1050 I think I’m on the wrong flight. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1051 Isn't this the best seat for leg room? 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1052 I wonder if you have seen my husband who was in the middle seat? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1053 I believe you're supposed to be seated on the outside of the window. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1054 I thought you guys were more into underground transportation. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1055 Nervous fliers really bug me. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
1056 That guy in the aisle seat is really bugging me. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1057 There’s a man out there…on the wing!! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1058 I love the extra leg-leg-leg room. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1059 Everybody looks so tiny down there. 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
1060 From this height, everyone looks like ants, am I right? 1.3056 0.06234 108 86 11 11
1061 I said coach, with a "c" damn it! 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1062 Metamorphosis, Why? 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
1063 I'm antsy. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1064 Forget extra leg room. They charged me for each extra leg. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1065 This must be a nightmare, he’s only got four legs 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
1066 Jessica learns what's on the in-flight menu 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
1067 Great, now the middle seat will be free. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1068 It's okay, I don't bite. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1069 Of all the seats in all the planes in all the world . . . . 1.3048 0.06220 105 83 12 10
1070 Well, don’t bite my head off. I was just asking if you were enjoying your novel. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1071 I always get extra room for my thorax 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
1072 I think I see William Shatner on the wing! 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1073 Should we be concerned that no one else took this flight? 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1074 Do you ever wonder why we're here? 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1075 Thank you for not manspreading. 1.3039 0.06353 102 81 11 10
1076 It's all ours now, I suppose. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1077 I had to practically crawl through security. How about you? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1078 And that's why your husband missed the flight?! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1079 This is the last time I pay for extra legs room. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
1080 Oh, uh, yes, I, I totally agree. Lord of the Flies is lousy - Empire of Ants is brilliant. Yes. Definitely. No argument there. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1081 Doubling down on exposure therapy seemed like a good idea. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1082 Wow! The people down there look just like ants! 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1083 Please, help yourself to all of the armrests 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1084 Meal fit for a queen, did you say? 1.3036 0.05927 112 88 14 10
1085 This high up everyone looks like ants. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1086 Don’t start with me about aliens, Karen! 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1087 Wow, the people down there look just like ... um, very small people" 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1088 Wow! Those cars look like... um... really little cars. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1089 I wonder what happened to everyone else on this flight. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1090 Great legroom. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1091 My AUNT! I said, I'm going to visit my AUNT! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1092 I’m going to visit my AUNT in Chicago 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1093 Well, yes, I am surprised to find you reading my latest published work! 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1094 I wonder what that women sees out the window that's freaking her out! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1095 Could you sit somewhere else? You're really starting to bug me. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1096 They told me I'd be seated next to a book worm 1.3030 0.05582 132 105 14 13
1097 Hey, has anyone ever told you what the people look like from up here? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1098 They all look like ants down there, scurrying around. Creepy. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1099 Did you get your boarding pass from the Ant-ernet? 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1100 So...I'm going to meet my ant... 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1101 You alone are not afraid of AI! 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1102 So I said to him you don't listen to me and he said I do so, you just don't pay attention, you could be sitting next to a giant ant and would never notice and I said don't be ridiculous there's no such thing as a giant ant and he said... 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1103 Let me guess, you’re more of a leaf through than a page-turning reader. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1104 I’ve always wanted to visit Ant-Arctica. How about you? 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1105 They're coming! One by one! 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1106 The people down there are so small, they look like-uh-termites. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1107 So, you left your shoes at the security line? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1108 Do you suppose the sugar water is complementary in economy? 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
1109 You're my comfort ant! Why aren't you doing your job? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1110 Those people down there look just like ants. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1111 I was hoping she’d see my book and get the hint to stay quiet, so I could avoid biting her head off. But here we are. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1112 When you look at the people walking around they look like, uh, never mind. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1113 Flying makes me antsy too. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1114 You can use the center armrest. My husband and I had a romantic evening. So he won’t be joining me. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1115 And to think, a cancelled flight was my big concern! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1116 Stop worrying. I've been flying since I lost my wings. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1117 I can't believe you like that book 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1118 I said, "It's reading Kafka!" 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
1119 From up here people look like....uh...um... very tiny people. 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
1120 Are you the reason they started putting tiny packets of sugar in my inflight meals? 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1121 And I promised myself I'd never fly Kafka Airlines again. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1122 He's my guide for a tour of the former colonies! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1123 I'm just curious, what did you order for dinner? 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1124 So how did you become an emotional support ant? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1125 I’ve got to take Kafka off my summer reading list! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1126 Look, all the people down there look like ants! 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1127 Ewww there's like a hundred ants all lined up on the tarmac. I hope they aren't seriously getting on here. They're all carrying little shitty pieces of leaves and there's a queen and she's pregn— OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!! HELP!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1128 Don't you just love the leg room in these front seats? 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1129 Yeah this edible is hitting for sure 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1130 To be fair, I too am disappointed that I didn’t turn out to be Paul Rudd. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1131 Oh god, now they've discovered Ayn Rand. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1132 Ant - ‘I hope I don’t get someone weird sitting next to me again’ 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1133 I just hope no one weird sits next to us. Don't you hate when that happens??!? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1134 She must be ant-isocial. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1135 I’m not too thrilled to be sitting next to her, either. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
1136 The people look like insects down there. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1137 My antennas get the best reception in this seat. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1138 Gross! He took off his shoes! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1139 This whole empty plane, and he sits next to me. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1140 These seats just aren’t made for folks with a thorax. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1141 Both. Arm. Rests. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1142 These transantlantic flights always make me so antsy, what about you? 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
1143 You’re right, from up here they really do all look like ants. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1144 I do hope the attendant doesn't knock that cart against my knee again. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1145 They do look like, like ... 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1146 Look Gregor! It's Prague! 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1147 Oswald struggled not to be shy as he really felt he should reach out a hand of support to the terrified first-time flyer. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1148 So my pheromones are intolerable. What can I do about it? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1149 You should know, I'm a nervous flyer. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1150 My latest novel will be “Travels With My Ant”. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1151 Your right! They do look like humans down there! 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1152 I've been on Tinder dates worse than this. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
1153 When you were hoping for a nice conversation. 1.2982 0.05835 114 90 14 10
1154 First time flying roach? 1.2982 0.05967 114 91 12 11
1155 Yes, Puerto Rico is still a colony. Why do you ask? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1156 The passenger diversity program has some bugs. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1157 Wow, the people look like ants from way up here! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1158 You’d think I’d broken wind….. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1159 Oh, so I'm the karen now. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1160 I can lift many times my own body weight. Yes, I can help open a door in the event of an emergency. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1161 From way up here, the people all look like, erm, tiny people. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1162 Wow, the ants down there look like people! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1163 Great. Fifteen hours alone on a flight with this absurd human." 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1164 I prefer to fly first class because of the leg room. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
1165 1. Let me know if I bug you 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1166 I've had to fly coach since my wings got clipped. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1167 I'm flying to a picnic. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1168 Wait till she sees the bathroom. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1169 It’s a wonder you got through screening. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1170 And he's reading 'Travels with My Aunt'. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1171 I guess she's never seen someone on a plane naked before. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1172 Sorry! I was only trying to point out how tiny those cars look from all the way up here. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1173 It's weird we can fly, right? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1174 What’s the matter, never seen a flying ant before? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1175 Woman to self: WAKE UP NOW!!! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1176 Kafka's unpublished sequel: Gregor Goes on Vacation 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1177 I’ve never been this high up; the people look like ants! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1178 I’m not afraid of book worms but this is a different story. 1.2966 0.05811 118 94 13 11
1179 I must confront my fear of flying ants. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1180 I didn't know ants could be support animals! 1.2963 0.06066 108 86 12 10
1181 I’m not normally this nervous flying. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1182 Wow, the ants down there all look as small as cars! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1183 I think your cousin just splattered the window. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1184 Reading Kafka? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1185 Thanks, but I don't think another CBD gummie will help my flying phobia. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1186 Don't worry--I can carry the whole plane. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1187 Oh please. You said you hated full flights. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1188 It'd be worse if he were behind me kicking the seat. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1189 Sigh..."First time visiting the colony?" 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1190 I’m antsy. Are you? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1191 I thought only the people down there looked like ants? 1.2957 0.05790 115 91 14 10
1192 No wonder this flight was so cheap! 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1193 Sure, it's o.k. for people down there to look like ants, but . . . . 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1194 If you move, I'll give you my pretzels. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1195 Be calm is not only for humans. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1196 What, you've never seen a flying ant? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1197 Ezell paused his reading to fantasize about joining the mile-high club with a lover not burdened by an exoskeleton. 1.2953 0.05084 149 118 18 13
1198 He said I'm so self-absorbed, I never notice him anymore" 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1199 Kafka gets me...he really gets me. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1200 Does flying make you antsy too? 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1201 Feeling antsy? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1202 This was the only seat available with extra legs room. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1203 If Samuel Alito tries to take this empty seat , I'll take care of him. 1.2952 0.06190 105 84 11 10
1204 You are now free to march about the cabin. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1205 I just hate it when they take off all those shoes! 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1206 I usually fly cargo! 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1207 I'm sorry I sprayed your family 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1208 Microdosing: 0 - Valium: 1 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1209 I was meant for bigger places than your pants. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1210 Typical! No one else on the flight and they stick me next to the guy with long legs. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1211 Oh, no! There are a bunch of Florida State troopers with guns drawn surrounding the plane. Please don’t tell me you’re reading a banned book. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
1212 I thought there would be more people on this flight. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1213 Did you have to pay extra for all that antennaroom? 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1214 The comforts of Air Kafka 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1215 Can it be that I’m in a Kafka novel? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1216 It creeps me out to fly an almost empty flight. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1217 Sharon, please, I'm trying to read. I know they look like me from up here. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1218 Wow! The view up here really messes with your sense of scale, doesn't it? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1219 Don’t bug me, I’m reading 📖 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1220 Just let me know if I'm bugging you. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1221 Are you reading Kafka? 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1222 This guy puts the roach in coach. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1223 In five minutes she will ask me what I’m reading. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1224 Please turn your antennae to airplane mode. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1225 You’re right—they don’t look anything like you.” 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1226 The SWAT team will be here any minute, you know. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1227 No wonder the fare was so low! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1228 Chill,lady - you've read Kafka, right? 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1229 No, I don't think 6 legs should entitle you to three times the leg room. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1230 Well what did you think you’d dream about after taking all those anxiety pills and falling asleep reading Kafka on a plane then hmm?” 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1231 I take it you've never been to Area 51 before 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1232 He better turn those antennae off before we taxi. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1233 Empty plane, think I’ll change seats 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1234 If only she didn't smell so bad. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1235 I never said anythng about a magnifying glass... 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1236 Oh, I fix software problems. And, you? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1237 I think we just ran over your family. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1238 I am so glad you decided to come and meet my parents before the wedding. 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
1239 She was a literary snob. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1240 We are flying on a wing and a praying mantis. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1241 Oh! They do all look like ants down there! 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1242 Hon, why are we the only ones in coach? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1243 Ah, I guess this is why it's called Flying 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1244 Everyone down there looks like...never mind. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1245 Now how am I supposed to describe how tiny those people look from way up here? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1246 They said this airline had bugs in it's reservation system... 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1247 I thought things only looked like ants when we were in the air and they were on the ground. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1248 I love Kafka 's Metamorphosis. " 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1249 ...Not that it's BAD to look like ants! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1250 I guess I didn't really need the extra legroom 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1251 Attention, passengers: we regret to inform you that today’s in-flight snack service has been canceled. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1252 Yes, ants are normally six legged, but the flight attendant insisted that I stow one set in the overhead compartment. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1253 Cross your legs like me and you won’t have to pee so bad. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1254 All the people down there look like little...oh, erm, nevermind. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1255 Can't wait to visit the colony. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1256 My husband was supposed to have the middle seat, but I devoured him. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1257 I’m sorry, I just don’t know another way to describe what people look like from up here. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
1258 Get used to it. Your airbnb won't be a picnic either. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1259 We used to look like ants from this high up. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1260 I'm in coach with my ant. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1261 Who did you think was in boarding group A? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1262 I didn't anticipate THIS!! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1263 My God, Richard! This planet is crawling with humans! Let's go back home. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1264 From this altitude, people seem no more than ants. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1265 Oh My God! There's some creature on the wing! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1266 There must be a hole in TSA screening. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1267 Do you even care that I had to buy all the other seats? You’re a lousy emotional support arthropod. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1268 Oh, and another thing that bugs me, what ever happened to your other two legs? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1269 I'm not sure what kind of giant insect, but it's reading from an anthology. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1270 i think i know your cousin, Mr PotatoHead? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1271 Planes... less fuss than evolving wings 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1272 My aunt doesn't like to fly. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
1273 In the interest of full disclosure, I'm probably going to use the other armrests too... 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1274 No darling, it wasn't a dream 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1275 I get antsy when I fly, too! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1276 Am I the alien, or are you? Why can't we all just get along? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1277 I ate everyone in first class so they moved me back here 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1278 Did you get heartburn from the bag of peanuts, too, or is it just my human stomach? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1279 I've never seen a drink cart disappear like that. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1280 Look, the people look like ants! 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1281 Thanks for the aisle. I need that extra legs room. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1282 Will this flight ever end? I'm getting very antsy. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1283 Oh my God, he's reading The Art of The Deal! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1284 Please put away your tray tables and cover all picnic spreads 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1285 here comes the SWAT team 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
1286 I sure do appreciate the extra-leg room. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1287 Oh sure, the one time the middle seat goes unoccupied… 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1288 This is not what I expected when I purchased the "extra leg" room. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1289 You’re packing light! Where’s your ant-enna? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1290 Wow, from up here, all the people look like tiny ...um, never mind. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1291 For the first time ever, I pray there will be someone in the middle seat. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1292 Really?! "Catcher in the Rye!" 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1293 Wanna play, 'Queen for a Day' ?" 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1294 En route to colonize. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1295 These old airplanes smell a lot like formic acid. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1296 God, strike me dead with a lightning bolt if I even think of booking with Spirit Airlines again. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1297 A good book always makes me a little less antsy while flying. 1.2872 0.06700 94 77 7 10
1298 Clearly, this is no picnic. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1299 Stop bugsplaining 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1300 Why did I ever opt for extra legroom? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1301 The view is beautiful but I see you're reading and I didn't want to bug you! 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1302 We fly economy but the Queen's in business. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1303 Passengers continuing on to Antwerp, please remain on board. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1304 The airlines made you cut off two of your legs so you could fit in your seat? That's horrible! 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1305 Will no one mention the eleph-ant in the room? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1306 Forget flight delays, nothing scares me more than literary ants. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1307 I was able to upgrade from croach. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1308 BELIEVE ME….THIS IS NO PICNIC 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1309 Ugh! It really bugs me when there are plenty of empty seats but some pest has to sit right next to me. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1310 All these empty seats and they had to put me next to a first time flyer?? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1311 At this altitude those people look just like ants. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1312 I'm sure there's a bug in the seat assignment algorithm. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1313 I thought it was “Snakes on a Plane “! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1314 Everybody looks like a-- I mean, like, really little from up here. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1315 Just act normal. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1316 Odd, how people look so tiny from up here, just like ants. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1317 I started transitioning when I was eight 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1318 It could be a crying baby 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1319 'Well, I think you're a little late if you're going to London to see the Queen!' 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1320 I wish this flight didn’t have so many legs. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1321 Re-reading Kafka . . . MISTAKE! 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1322 Well, at least we have economy class to ourselves, though I don’t know why. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1323 I knew winning an all expense paid trip to see Adam Ant was too good to be true." 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1324 Yes, they do don't they? 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
1325 Will passenger Gregor Samsa please contact a flight attendant? 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1326 Well, I'm uncomfortable around anyone reading Catcher in the Rye. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1327 For God's sake, lady, you really think I'm going to make a move on you in that horrible white sweater?" 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1328 No wonder I was finally able to use my frequent flier miles! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1329 Oh, sure. Just wait. Some lady with a crying baby will take this middle seat! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1330 I thought I was giving up my aisle seat to a lonely aunt. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1331 Would you like a bite to eat? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1332 So your ex was 'just fine' with mating once a life cycle. Good for her! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1333 Excuse me, but people aren’t supposed to look like ants until we’ll after we’ve taken off. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1334 I'm guessing you wouldn't be interested in joining the mile-high club. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1335 Mama told me not to fly roach. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1336 There are motherfucking ants on this motherfucking plane! 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1337 I wonder why everyone has evacuated?" 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1338 Relax. Travel bugs aren't contagious. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1339 My Queen will be back in a minute… 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1340 Wow! All those people down there look like, ah, umm... 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1341 At least the middle seat will stay empty. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
1342 Unfair! I paid for extra legroom! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1343 Arachnophobia? Get over it. I have 6 legs. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1344 Mary experiences a pang of regret as she realizes that, to go to the bathroom, she will have to bug the passenger in the aisle seat 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1345 I guess that wasn’t a travel sickness pill 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1346 He told me his aunt was big… 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1347 This years’ 4th of July picnic haul was so successful, the colony is sending me to scout new locations. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1348 I wonder what happened to all of the other passengers? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1349 The people down there look like er ah... tiny people. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1350 Thanks for switching seats, I needed the extra leg room. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1351 Yes, taking off can be scary. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1352 They really think we just walk everywhere 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1353 Flying has gotten far too Kafkaesque 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1354 Hmmm. You look familiar. Are you by chance a shirttail relative of a guy named Gregor? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1355 No, I don't want to see your ant porn. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1356 No, lady, they don’t look like ants from up here 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1357 Yeah, just headed out to a picnic in Peoria, you? 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1358 Ugh, disgusting. He took his shoes off. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1359 Happiness is reading Kafka in first class. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1360 Pray for me 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1361 Are you sure you can handle the Exit Row door? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1362 If that's a bible you're reading I guess you really are a praying mantis. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1363 See, this is exactly why I read instead of binging The Twilight Zone before bed. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1364 'You were crawling all over that woman in business class.' 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1365 Honey, we aren’t pulling into Terminal A, it says Terminix! 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1366 Don't worry, you won't get stepped on by these 35,000 feet. 1.2842 0.06465 95 77 9 9
1367 I didn't realize Kafka's writing was biographical. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1368 Oh, my God! I can't believe my parents are meeting us on the tarmac. Please do not embarrass me by carrying your suitcase over your head. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1369 Just my luck - never the hot guy 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1370 The others are in the overhead. Not to worry. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1371 Can You move a Rubber Tree Plant. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1372 I requested seats with extra legroom, not EXTRA LEG room…! 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1373 I thought incorporating bugs into the flight experience was a metaphor! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1374 I think I see your dad from up here 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1375 Looks like your friends are swarming to meet you. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1376 Just waiting here calmly, reading my book, until climate change works its magic, and we take over. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1377 I love my husband’s family, but I’m never traveling with his aunt again. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1378 He’s reading Ant Porn ! 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1379 Oh great. He's going to order grasshopper after grasshopper. 1.2832 0.05825 113 91 12 10
1380 I’ve never flown with a queen before! 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1381 My boyfriend is an exterminator. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1382 I specifically asked not to be seated next to a screaming human 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1383 I don't suppose you would like to join me for a picnic after we arrive in New York? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1384 No, please go on. The people down there look like what exactly? 1.2830 0.06107 106 86 10 10
1385 They overbooked the last flight with the rest of my colony. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1386 No pretzels, I’ll just have my usual nectar on the rocks 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1387 OMG,what if he hits on me? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
1388 Oh, relax. I'm an army ant. If anything, you should be thanking me for my service! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1389 Feeling a little antsy? Yeah, I get that when when I fly, too. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1390 I’m feeling antimidated. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1391 These antxiety meds better kick in before takeoff. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
1392 You didn't see how many we put on the other plane. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1393 Would you prefer the window seat 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1394 When my husband returns from the restroom, he'd like a word about the armrest. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1395 At least she can't step on me. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1396 Don’t worry, ma’am. This is not my first time in the Exit Row. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1397 I miss first class. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1398 Everyone down there looks like you. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1399 Nervous by nature, Brenda's sleepless week of engine failure nightmares had not prepared her for this. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1400 Oh, God, I must have used one of Steve’s mushroom tea bags 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1401 0nly when I molt 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1402 If it helps, I'm your great ant, not to be confused with your grandparents sister. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1403 So, who do you think brought the cocaine into the White House? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1404 It really just bugs me when someone takes the seat near mine when so many others are available! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1405 They always know when the inflight snacks are coming. 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
1406 I get a little antsy on flights too. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1407 and I din't bring a book. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1408 No need to panic, your uncle just went to the lavatory…… 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1409 Screw the ant! Is that William Shatner on the wing? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1410 I sure wish I knew how to fly. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1411 I'm nervous enough already - stop bugging me. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1412 Let Us Spray! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1413 I'm feeling a bit antsy! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1414 Please tell me you're an Air Marshal and really, really undercover. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1415 Don't you just love Kafka? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1416 So would this be any easier for you if I was somebody's Uncle ? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1417 Oh for pity's sake Henry, would you just put your book down for once and look at what's happening on the tarmac! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1418 Your mate is hanging on to the wing for dear life. I wonder why he won't come back in. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1419 Aren't you all supposed to have SIX legs?? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1420 God I hope she doesn’t want to talk. I want to finish my book 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1421 From this height, I’m used to people looking like ants. But this is a bit much! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1422 Of all the gin joints... 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1423 This flight is costing me an arm and a leg (I used to be a hexapod) 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1424 Yeah, I'm flying to visit my aunt too. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1425 How many relatives did you say were waiting for you!? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1426 Thank heaven for once I didn't get the middle seat! 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1427 So this is how you fire ants are migrating north.... 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1428 Now aren't you glad you took my advice and paid for the extra leg room? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1429 I think I’m coming down with a bug! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1430 'Don't worry. I paid for extra legs room.' 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1431 Let me guess, everyone looks like ants from up here. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1432 Another hysterical woman. Honestly I can never get away from them. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1433 Air travel never disappoints. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1434 From this high up, the people look like similes. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1435 I need more legs room. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1436 Ugg he is reading Lady Chatterly’s Lover”. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1437 And just like that, Anton knew he wouldn’t be finishing his novel on this flight. 1.2796 0.06728 93 77 6 10
1438 Stop Bugging Me! 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1439 Look at those people down there, they look like ants! 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1440 Adam, are you sure those gummies were for anxiety? 1.2793 0.05889 111 90 11 10
1441 So...watcha reading? 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1442 At least he's not a bookworm. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1443 All I said was, ‘Business or pleasure.’ 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1444 I’m in the twilight zone 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1445 I'm not worried, I survive everything. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1446 And I've been worried about ants in my kitchen 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1447 I feel like having a bite to eat. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1448 Uggh, she’s reading that old book and not the kindle version. Creepy. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1449 So we’re both going to visit our ants…? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1450 And here I thought there wasn't going to be a meal on this flight. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1451 I think I know why this plane is empty now! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1452 You pay extra for legroom, and then they come marching in. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1453 I awoke to find myself the victim of another chatty seatmate. Drone, drone, drone. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1454 Well, I suppose everybody down there looks normal to you. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1455 Surprising what gets past security these days isn’t it. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1456 Is it flying ant season already? 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1457 What’s in the middle seat? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1458 I suppose you're tired of browsing the web 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1459 Let's hope nobody has the middle seat. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1460 All those ants look like people from way up here. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1461 Are your pronouns "They" or "Them"? 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1462 Thanks for the aisle seat,the leg and head space make the flight bearable ! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1463 Gregor, I know you've changed a lot but I think our relationship needs a metamorphosis too. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1464 I'll bet you're really tired of "don't bug me" jokes. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1465 This is your captain speaking Please turn on airplane mode if your antennae are up 1.2783 0.05733 115 93 12 10
1466 God, I hate flying. What about you? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1467 Why would you rather read a book than talk to me? Am I not your type? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1468 You've probably heard this before, but from up here everyone looks... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1469 I'M bugging YOU? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1470 Go ahead and say it. The people down there are so small, they look like... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1471 Stop calling me 'aunt.' 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1472 I'm glad someone's enjoying the extra legroom 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1473 You can see why they made me buy two seats. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1474 You know, from up here, the ants look like the size of humans! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1475 From up here, ants always look like ants. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1476 And then the ants came! Ruined the whole party! I hate ants and hope they all die! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1477 Did I say ants? I meant to say those people looked like they were from France. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1478 Leg room. Am I right? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1479 Wasn't your husband just in the middle seat? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1480 Fear of flying hasn't changed 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1481 Young lady, from my end, it's no picnic either. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1482 I think my seat mate was just eaten by his “comfort pet” 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1483 Ya know, my ancestors invented this form of travel. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1484 All those ants down below look like people. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1485 It's metamorphosis. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1486 You’ve changed, Spencer. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1487 My God,this plane is bugged! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1488 I hope he's got airplane mode enabled. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1489 From up here, everyone looks like a very specific type of insect, the name of which escapes me! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1490 For the first time ever, I hope that the guy in the middle seat is huge" 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1491 Yes, I have read “How to Eat Humans Out of House and Home” and no, you cannot have my phone numbe. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1492 Do you know where my husband went? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1493 Flying is no picnic anymore, don’t you agree? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1494 You should try reading some Franz Kafka. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1495 I'd share a cab, but I'm not staying in your colony. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1496 Why my row? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1497 Pretend I am giant bug I say. That’ll take your mind off your fear of flying I say. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1498 I can't believe that I paid for extra leg room! 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1499 Someone's always blocking the aisle 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1500 Hey look! Look! All those people down there look like tiny An…..NOMALIES!” …..(Phewhhhh! Great save! 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1501 What if he asks my opinion? I hated that book! 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1502 I hitched a ride. The extra leg room and emotional support human were a bonus. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1503 Boy, that Darwin was right on the money! 1.2759 0.05556 116 93 14 9
1504 I can’t hold it much longer 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1505 From up here they look just like - ha - um, tiny people? 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1506 I can't believe it. Who reads books these days? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1507 OMG, I've shrunk! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1508 Well, at least I got the window seat. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1509 It's not you, these small planes just make me nervous. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1510 Oh, sure you're calm - YOU won't die by falling from this height!! 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1511 I didn't mean that comment about our picnic being spoiled to come out that way. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1512 Wow from up here everyone looks like… uhhh, nevermind 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1513 I never should've stopped seeing that exterminator. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1514 As long as he doesn't clip his nails... 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1515 This is the last time I fly Picnic Airlines. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1516 I hope she don't give birth. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1517 Do you think this cartoon makes my thorax look fat? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1518 ...don't mention boric acid, don't mention boric acid, don't... 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1519 That woman really bugs me. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1520 I asked for coach fare not roach! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1521 Why is there a grasshopper on the runway holding a sign saying “Don’t leave me…I’ll quit fiddling around!”?? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1522 They're going to need ten people to lift all that baggage! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1523 I think that I should have identified those mushrooms before I ate them ! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1524 There’s a gross bug in the window RIGHT next to me! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1525 Should we put something on the middle seat so people think it’s taken? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1526 We were on our way to our honeymoon but then I ate him. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1527 Any idea what happened to the other passengers? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1528 I hope its not reading the Koran. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1529 No, I said I wanted to visit my AUNT. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1530 Honey, you are not going to believe what I see on the wing! Honey? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1531 Feeling a bit antsy before takeoff. 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
1532 Congratulations. You have the best middle-seat story in any conversation for the rest of your life." 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1533 Please stop calling everyone, 'sugar'. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1534 Yes, Mr. Mantis, I am praying." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1535 We're so high up. Those people on the ground look like you. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1536 Bet you didn’t realize how much flying United was like reading ‘The Metamorphosis’ until now. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1537 I’m a myrmecologist. What do you do? 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1538 This motherfucker 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
1539 It’s more the fact that there’s only two of us on this flight that’s affecting my suspension of disbelief right now. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1540 That is quite a frightening tale, Mr. Samsa! 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1541 Antsy? No, I'm just admiring this amazing wing. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1542 Wow, they really do look like... 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1543 This is the first time I would actually be glad to see a spider. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1544 I didn't know they were making a sequel without the snakes. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1545 But I DO apologize for smashing so many of your people... 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1546 I thought people were supposed to look like ants from a plane. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1547 What's bugging her? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1548 I hope you're not going to be a pest on this flight. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1549 Still beats Spirit... 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1550 I paid for the legroom, I’m going to use the legroom. That’s the hill I’m going to die on. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1551 When I answered the add, 'Wanted someone to travel with my ant', free ticket provided,' I thought it was a misprint!!! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1552 They told me the plane had been debugged! 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1553 They all look like ants from up here to me, too, lady. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1554 I just hope he has enough leg, leg, leg, leg, leg, leg room. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1555 This book is boring. I’m so ready for dinner. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1556 I don't want to worry you, but there's a bunch of soldiers waiting for us with a giant can of Raid. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1557 Sorry, I’m a bit nervous. It’s my first time flying. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1558 Trust me, I'm an antrepreneur. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1559 I always sit up here for extra elbows room. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1560 Here's the weird thing. He's reading Dostoevsky. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1561 I just hope there's not a crying larva sitting next to me the entire flight. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1562 I Finally Score the Exit Row with all the legroom..... 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1563 Damn, here comes the grasshopper! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1564 Don't let me bug you. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1565 The irony is I chose this row because it has extra leg room... 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1566 I get this everywhere I go. It's just because I'm black! 1.2717 0.06392 92 75 9 8
1567 Oh! I mean... pants! I said, they all look like little pants ...is what I said. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1568 Jiminy Cricket! 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1569 I can handle you looks, Gregor, but Tucker Carlson's "Ship of Fools?" Really???? 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1570 What have you done with my lunch? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1571 Neither worker or soldier; Gigolo. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1572 Getting through security was no picnic. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1573 It really creeps me out how much people resemble ants from this height! 1.2710 0.06023 107 88 9 10
1574 You've got a lot of family down there to greet you. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1575 You shouldn't be flying Arachnid Airlines. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1576 ... even worse, he hogs the armrest. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1577 And I thought manspreading was bad. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1578 Don’t worry honey, I only bite off my husband’s head! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1579 When the tri-fecta of flying, window, armrest and empty seat, does not bring happiness. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1580 Excuse me M'aam...Do you spell decapitate with one "P" or two? 1.2708 0.06366 96 79 8 9
1581 I just refuse to fly roach. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
1582 OMG, I think we are flying over Area 51! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1583 I also hate the bulkhead row. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1584 Fiiiiiiine. May I use the bathroom, Queen? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1585 I agree the upgrade for extra leg room was well worth it. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1586 From up here the ants look like people. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1587 Wow, you're right! Everyone does look like you now. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1588 Nail clippers are not allowed. But giant pincers,no problem! 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1589 Wonder where the rest of the colony will be sitting? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1590 I hate to bug you, but I meant I was saving that seat for my mom’s sister. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1591 I foolishly assumed this new aircraft didn't have any bugs. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1592 You seem to have flown before Is the plane always this empty? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1593 Pull it together lady, it’s an Exit Row. We have a job to do. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1594 Does she think I’m a spider 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1595 Let us make your next flight a picnic" was a cute promotion 'til now. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1596 I've got to do something about these acid trip flashbacks... 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1597 Actually, we prefer "arthropod American." 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1598 I think we just entered the Twilight Zone. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1599 It's always so good to get out of the mound for a few days. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1600 Oh, yeah? Everyone looks like me from up here? So tired of this. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1601 The people look like ants from this distance. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1602 I regret my wing clipping surgery 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1603 The people on the ground look like ants from way up here. Turns out,up close too. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1604 Sorry but I don’t date frequent flyers. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1605 Everyone looks so small from up here, like ants. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1606 And then I missed my connection, and I had to spend the night at O'Hare, and I couldn't get comfortable, but then I went to get a latte and they were out of milk, and now I have another stop in Denver, and who knows where my luggage is... 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1607 Crap! I left my book at home! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1608 Now I’m hoping for someone in the middle seat…. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1609 I try and read so I won’t be disturbed by a nervous flier . 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1610 I get antsy if I don't have enough leg room. And why is she making that face? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1611 I’m glad I paid for extra legroom 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1612 Gosh, that book he´s reading...it´s disgusting! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1613 Let me guess. You're reading Stephen King. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1614 Jeff Goldblum is taller in person 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1615 You know, you're right - on second glance they look more like aphids. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1616 Wait. This is business class?! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1617 I booked Entomology not economy? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1618 Air travel bugs some people 1.2689 0.05429 119 96 14 9
1619 So, are you enjoying Kafka? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1620 My God -- he's reading Ray Bradbury. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1621 That's why I don't sit by the window. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1622 The airline offers extra legs room. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1623 It's time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1624 What the hell is he reading? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1625 Oh, I’m sorry, is my reading light bugging you? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1626 Do you ever get antsy on these flights? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1627 I always book an aisle seat. More leg room. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1628 Every time we fly together you turn into a pest. 1.2685 0.05825 108 88 11 9
1629 I'll never meet that tall, dark stranger. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1630 This airline has a travel bug problem. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1631 Tell me when you see the Dutch AntHilles. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1632 ....still can't believe I won this 'Queen-For-A-Day' vacation!... 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1633 "Would you like to see some photos of my larvae?" 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1634 I'm so glad I got vaccinated. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1635 At least you're not in my pants..." 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1636 This is not what I meant when I said that air traveling has become Kafkaesque 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1637 I suppose it was the leg room that sold you on this airline? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1638 I promise not to bug you. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1639 How can we land with all these little hills on the runway? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1640 Of all the flights in the world, I wind up next to Franz Kafka. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1641 She's really going to complain to me about her kids? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1642 No, the ticket was for my AUNT Abigail! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1643 They were supposed to take over the earth, not leg room. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1644 Well, that's what all of them down there look like, no offense! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1645 HOW MANY times have you read “The Metamorphosis” 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1646 No. I can't move so you can sit with the rest of your family. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1647 You remind me of my aunt. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1648 Thank God for extra leg room! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1649 Everybody looks like you down there. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1650 I risk my life each day going on sidewalks; you’ll live. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1651 Hope you don't read this human as anxiety-sweat scented picnic. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1652 I should have asked for an aisle seat. I have to pee so bad! 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1653 Gosh, from way up here, all the people down there look like… um… nevermind. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1654 These seats are really crummy. 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
1655 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Anty Em. 1.2673 0.06116 101 83 9 9
1656 Gee, from up here all the people look like…,um, little people. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1657 Well, you did tell Alexa you wanted to fly with your ANT 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1658 FYI, the middle seat gets both armrests. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1659 From up here, everyone looks like tiny little — oops, sorry, is that racist? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1660 When you said you booked a seat for your ant too, I thought you meant... 1.2672 0.05659 116 95 11 10
1661 Why do you suppose the plane is so empty? 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1662 Are you telling me you never get antsy? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1663 Are you visiting your aunt, as well? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1664 You're right lady, everything looks so tiny up here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1665 Boy he's buggin' me! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1666 Look darling, they call me Queen for a reason... 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1667 You,too,can have your own emotional support human 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1668 Insect aside... 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1669 Flights are getting longer and longer these days 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1670 Excuse me sir, due to FAA regulations you'll have to collapse your antennas for takeoff and landing 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1671 Relax, no reason to get antsy 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1672 OK, fine, you're not a flying ant. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1673 God, I hope she doesn’t take her shoes off. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1674 Omigod,they really do look like ants from up here! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1675 Something seems different about you today Mr. Samsa. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1676 Why couldn't he just fly roach? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1677 Hopefully he'll wait until the food comes to him. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1678 Better than the last guy ! 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1679 If only she’d fear more quietly” 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1680 Extra leg-room and carry-on sweets for six hours, what could possibly go wrong? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1681 Sir? We are going to need you to move your tarsi out of the aisle. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1682 Love the leg room. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1683 I assume you're traveling for work? 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1684 Believe me I have no interest in moving any closer to you or "bugging" you during the flight! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1685 Oddly I’ve never feared flying, until now. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1686 I can’t believe I got mansplained to by an ant 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1687 Thanks to Economy Plus, I don't have to have my knees behind my neck. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1688 Hmm... this is no picnic for me either Miss. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1689 please, just ignore my hum 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1690 I didn't know ants could fly. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1691 After a relaxing Fourth of July, the queen heads home to her colony 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1692 What? I paid for the extra legs room. 1.2658 0.06909 79 65 7 7
1693 Wow, the ants look like people at this height. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1694 Do I note a certain antipathy? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1695 I always take the aisle in case I get antsy 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1696 Sorry, I get antsy on flights. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1697 My God, he's reading Proust! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1698 OMG the lady the middle seat was just there!? 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1699 They look like bugs from here 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1700 I will enjoy this trip. I will enjoy this trip... 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1701 I’ve been transferred to a new colony. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1702 I know, I wish I were a winged ant too! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1703 With one glaring exception, this flight has certainly been no picnic. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1704 You're not going to like what you see when we land. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1705 can’t meet men when you have to sit with your ant. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1706 And I was told I was travelling with an aunt. 1.2644 0.06633 87 72 7 8
1707 I guess you could say it's flying ant season 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1708 I used to be nervous about flying too. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1709 Your entire family is meeting you at baggage claim? How nice... 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1710 I have unfortunate news about your cousin. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1711 Shatner had it easy! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1712 I thought it was a microdose. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1713 I'm afraid it's also your last trip to Australia: that spray wasn't air freshener. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1714 I thought flying with the queen meant first class. 1.2642 0.06040 106 88 8 10
1715 I'm single and I plan to stay that way. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1716 I'm visiting my aunt. And you? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1717 Everybody looks like ants down there. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1718 Yuck. It's not wearing shoes. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1719 It's called "a book", and there is no reason to freak out. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1720 Oh Oh! They're loading a huge anteater! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1721 I’m sorry? Everyone down there looks like what exactly? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1722 I can see the Hollywood sign. Good luck with your auditions. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1723 I'd just like you to know .. I am a beetle, not a brown beetle! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1724 No madam I am not reading Metamorphos 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1725 I see you haven’t read your Kafka 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1726 From this high up, people look like...uh...nevermind 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1727 I picked the wrong day to give up reading Kafka. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1728 How do you like your book? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1729 Miss, respectfully, I'm saving us from a middle-seat pest. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1730 Gosh, those people down there look like ants. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1731 Well, that's the last time I'll be travelling with my chihuahua. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1732 Don't be alarmed - flying makes me antsy. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1733 Relax, i’m a registered comfort animal. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1734 Funny how small everything seems from up here. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1735 We survive the apocalypse, why would I worry?" 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1736 Not that it's bad that from up here the people look like ants... 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1737 It's true. From here, everyone looks like an ant! 1.2632 0.06208 95 78 9 8
1738 I REALLY hope someone sits in the middle seat! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1739 I am worried Antrew...My family has never liked any of my boyfriends!. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1740 At least you can keep your shoes on! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1741 I need an aisle seat to stretch my legs. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1742 I said I'd never fly Spirit again... 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1743 She should try my A-n-tivan. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1744 How do humans sneak in everywhere? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1745 I hope you’re enjoying the upgrade to comfort plus. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1746 Hey anyone, I’m flying home and am two seats away from a gigantic sexless Ant and I can’t even go to the bathroom. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1747 Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1748 Is that your ride home? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1749 It's the Journey, not the destination.It's the Journey, not the destination. It's the Journey, not the destination. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1750 I am the aunt you never met. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1751 Don’t worry. I never eat airplane food. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1752 Sweetie, turbulence is the least of your problems... 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1753 Don't look now, but William Shatner is on the wing 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1754 Actually, they all look more like termites. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1755 Can you pray for both of us? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1756 My colony revolted against its queen and now I finally have freedom to travel and sight see. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1757 No, really! They look more like termites to me. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1758 Actually, no, I can't lift forty times my weight with my jaws. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1759 My brother was in the army, too. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1760 Can you please put your socks back on? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1761 This is not what I had in mind when they said “extra legroom” 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1762 My name is Gregor Samsa. Nice to meet you. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1763 I have a centipede cousin who refuses to fly anymore 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1764 Uh....no.... If I were the queen I'd be in First. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1765 Don’t worry, I’m not hungry. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1766 Take it up with the queen lady! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1767 I think I see the queen! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1768 So, did you use a lot of miles to fly up here instead of down with the swarm? 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1769 And I told my office not to bug me while I'm traveling. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1770 Is she going to just sit there like a lump the whole flight and not even read? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1771 Don’t bug me! 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1772 I first read Kafka last summer. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1773 I hope a really fat person takes the middle seat 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1774 You’ll be a huge addition to our inflight picnic. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1775 Is the window seat making you feel too antsy? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1776 I hated that book. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1777 Oh no, he's reading Ant Rand. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1778 I sure hope they serve Raid on this flight. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1779 I think I 'm on the wrong plane. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1780 Apparently, not all Ants are constantly working. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1781 I'm sorry.... is my reading light bugging you? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1782 You look like a person up here. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1783 Excuse me! Is your wife going to be sitting in the middle seat? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1784 Don't look now but I think there is a Terminex truck on the tarmac 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1785 Elinor did her best to self-soothe after her row-mate buckled in, but brunettes REALLY creeped her out. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1786 I can now officially be classified as a flying insect. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1787 They all look just like you. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1788 Nice having the empty seat between us. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1789 I'm not sure which one of us is more antsy. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1790 Worst. Book. Ever. hope he doesn't want to talk about it. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1791 I don't care if you call it an arm or a leg rest, I paid for that middle seat and you're not getting it 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1792 I hope this doesn't sound racist, but from up here everyone looks like ants. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1793 You must have excellent Wi-Fi reception, with those antennas! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1794 Ants on a Train 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1795 The first time I visited your planet,writing had yet to be invented. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1796 Yes, it is Kafkaesque! 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1797 I go to just one picnic a year… 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1798 Oh? Not a fan of Kafka? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1799 Who’s flying this plane!??? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1800 I wonder why all those drones are following us. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1801 Isn’t it just weird how cars on the freeway look just like ants from up here? 1.2597 0.07016 77 64 6 7
1802 I didn't know the airline meant actual 'bugs' when they said new features! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1803 From this height, all the people look like ants. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1804 Quit bugging me. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1805 Don't worry. You are not my type. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1806 We're so high up, the people down there look like-- oh, no offense! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1807 I hope nobody heavy sits in the middle 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1808 Ah, wingless. I get it. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1809 Relax, lady. I'm an undercover U. S. Marshal. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1810 I don't know whats worse, this or paying $8.00 for water at the airport. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1811 I like to beat the swarm. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1812 Oh brother, the fight for the arm rest is going to be interesting. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1813 Do not disturb me or I’ll bite your head off. 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
1814 Don't panic,I don't bite when I'm reading. 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
1815 The whole colony?!!! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1816 Well, this is awkward. I thought you were his aunt. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1817 Uh-oh...there's some anty-aircraft fire coming at us... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1818 Please someone take the middle…Please someone take the middle… 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1819 Okay, keep the window seat. Sorry I asked. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1820 Relax, I don’t do the pants thing anymore 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1821 If she takes her shoes off, I’m going to climb the walls… 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1822 - "Wow, everyone really does look like ants from up here!" 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1823 This is what I get for booking economy class. someone who acts like they never seen an ant before. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1824 they gave me such a rough time about bringing my Support Human on this flight 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1825 From way up here, they kind of look like you! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1826 This book is so good. I certainly hope that woman doesn't bug me! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1827 So those ants really were the size of people 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1828 Wonder what would Freud make of this? 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1829 From this height, the ants look like people. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1830 Wow, we all look like teeny, tiny ants from up here. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1831 What is a worker ant doing in first class? 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1832 Ant-high social behavior 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1833 Well, it's not the scariest thing I've seen on a plane 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1834 Next time they offer 'coffee, tea, or ayahuasca,' I'm taking the tea. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1835 Chill, babe, I won’t bug you. Not my type. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1836 My first time in a plane. The people down there look like, um, never mind! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1837 Sorry, I didn't mean to talk your antenna off. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1838 Great leg room and thorax support, but I’m quite disappointed with the headrest situation. Don’t you agree? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1839 I won't bug you if you don't bug me 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1840 I mainly fly for the Biscoff cookie crumbs. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1841 Imagine how uncomfortable it is for me! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1842 I paid extra for the leg room. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1843 I would've preferred snakes. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1844 Feel free to spread out. My husband won't be coming back. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1845 Would you please keep all your legs in front of your own seat? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1846 What? You've never seen a flying ant before? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1847 The lady doth protest too much. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
1848 Maybe I don’t need the extra legroom. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1849 It's not you, Carl. It's me. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1850 This can’t be right… this was supposed to be an exclusive interview with Donald Trump, on his private jet—Trump doesn’t read!! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1851 It's by Kafka and it's like totally rocking my world 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1852 Where did you say you are from? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1853 A grasshopper might calm my nerves. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1854 I can't read on planes. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1855 He’s not wearing a mask! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1856 I sense my family is about to board. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1857 "Tales from the Ant World" by Edward O. Wilson. Have you read it? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1858 Turns out the 'Ant-arctic' flights are a bit more literal than I'd imagined. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1859 So, is this your way of branching out from the colony? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1860 Oh Dear... It's reading Kafka ! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1861 Um... what happened to the guy in the center seat?... And the kid who was kicking your chair?... And all the flight attendants? 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1862 Of all the UFOs in all the planets in all the galaxies,you had to choose this bulkhead. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1863 I sure wish I hadn't forgotten my kindle book. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1864 Getting antsy. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1865 Extra leg(s) room is key. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1866 I'll pretend to read my book, and then they won't bug me. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1867 I was impressed he got TSA PreCheck. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1868 Put some clothes on! 1.2564 0.05583 117 97 10 10
1869 Bzz bzz bzz 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
1870 It's always just you and me on these flights to Chernobyl." 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1871 I can’t believe it. I’m sitting next to Jeff Goldblum. 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
1872 I'm not saying they all look the same, just that from up here... 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1873 I’ll never pay for extra legroom again” 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1874 Oh Good God. The world does not need another Eat, Pray, Love enthusiast. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1875 Will he trip me if I change seats? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1876 For passengers just waking up from a fever dream, we want to thank you for flying Kafka Airlines. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1877 I hate turbulants. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1878 Go on. Say it. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1879 Ugh out of all the flights in the world, I pick the one my ex is on 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1880 ... and then he just sat there, like I'm lunch meat or something, so I said ... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1881 OMG! Jeff Goldblum! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1882 I thought I reserved that seat for my ant. 1.2558 0.05195 129 106 13 10
1883 Turbulence makes me antsy. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1884 I'm, like, totally buggin', too! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1885 I don't know about you, but landings always make me antsy. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1886 Well,you did request the gate officers to direct your ant to your row. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1887 At least the middle seat is open 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1888 I guess I should be glad he’s not ant-spreading 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1889 Actually it was more comfortable sitting on the wing 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1890 Stop freaking, I don't bite! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1891 It’s all about perspective my dear. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1892 No. I have not read Charlotte’s Web. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1893 TAKE YOUR FEET OUT OF THE AISLE 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1894 Don't think of me as a bug; think of me as a feature. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1895 yes, this is a scary book 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1896 At least you're not like one of, you know, "Them!" 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1897 He’s reading War and Peace?! Now I’m embarrassed to bring out my Danielle Steele novel! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1898 I'm an Infestment Advisor. You 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1899 Relax- I am an emotional support cricket 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1900 No more burritos before bed! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1901 She's Karen. I'm a Flying Ant. Hit the subscribe button if you want to see the end. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1902 No, I'm not going to Area 51, thank you. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1903 So much for this being a ‘No Fly Zone’. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1904 ...and... by... that... I mean, uh, they appear to be very industrious and noble with a... rich heritage. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1905 Me? To the Colonies? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1906 Don't get me started on the air traffic out of Pluto. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1907 They're confiscating sugar. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1908 I know we haven’t taken off yet, so why do the people already look like ants? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1909 And I thought sitting next to a pig on my last flight was unbelievable. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1910 Attention all passengers. We will soon be landing in Ant-arctica. Thank you for flying New Frontiers Airlines--taking you where no one else is willing to go! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1911 Don't you hate it when they douse themselves in perfume? 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1912 Why didn't I take the re-booking offer? Why didn't I take the re-booking offer? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1913 And it’s just my luck that the TSA confiscated my nine-ounce bottle of big spray. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1914 I remember that book---a real page turner---but in the end the hero gets squashed like a bug. 1.2551 0.06035 98 81 9 8
1915 Well, now I'm not sure how high we are. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1916 From up here, they all look as tiny as ants. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1917 I’m single. Are you? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1918 I saved you for last because I like you. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1919 Being on the aisle really bugs me. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1920 This is absolutely the last time I fly roach. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1921 Oh God, he’s reading Infinite Jest. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1922 Folks on the ground look like ants. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1923 Oh! People look small as ants! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1924 Linda always was an antsy flier 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1925 I always grab an isle seat…more leg room. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1926 I'll bet the Grasshopper gets to sit in first class. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1927 That's right. We can read. We're excellent engineers and architects. And we're cannibals. Do you have a problem with that? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1928 I am what you humans call a ‘spirit animal!’ 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1929 We've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1930 I'm so glad we got out of Chernobyl! 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
1931 her: I wish I was anywhere else but here. him: OMG, I'm colonizing the shit out of this place. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1932 And to think I was bitching about the window seat. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1933 Ok. Maybe “invasive species” was a little harsh… 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1934 I was so starstruck when I saw Jeff Goldblum on the flight with me. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1935 All the seats in the world and they had to stick me next to the anxious one. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1936 Don't worry, I can fly 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1937 Are you having an existential crisis, lady? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1938 humans aren't the only ones who struggle with work-life balance, you know... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1939 Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck please don’t let him notice I shat myself 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1940 I get a little antsy on flights 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1941 Is that your baby in the seat between us? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1942 This must be part of the No Frills Package! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1943 That's the last time I pay for extra leg room.... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1944 They say from an airplane, people on the ground look as tiny as ants. I guess that's after you take off. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1945 As Jen Lee awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her window aisle seat into some sort of human 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1946 And after successfully completing my mating flight I die. How about you? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1947 I thought that they'd worked out the bugs. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1948 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed to a frequent flyer using his points for extra leg room 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
1949 Coming to Theaters This Summer... Wasps in Coach. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1950 Oh,relax. You're the uninvited guest...I live here. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
1951 I had to take this flight. I lost my wings after I had this wild evening with the Queen. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1952 Everyone looks like ants at 33,000 feet in the air. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1953 Let me know if you need to get to the aisle so you don’t have to crawl over me. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1954 I will never again say they look like ants. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1955 Whatever it is that you are reading out loud, sir, is scaring me. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1956 Just be grateful I only booked extra legroom for two pairs 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1957 I didn't take it my fortune cookie seriously. It said something about meeting someone tall, dark, and handsome who I would marry! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1958 please don't talk to me PLEASE don't talk to me PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME ! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1959 If only I had brought a book too. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1960 Jeez! And I used to think a crying baby was bad. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1961 Are you flying alone? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1962 ET going home 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1963 At least he was courteous enough to book both seats. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1964 Oh no! We are landing on an alien planet! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1965 Can you read me the part where Alice gets home? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1966 We’re welcoming Group One, our Executive Platinum Insecta Class passengers for boarding… 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1967 What y'all lookin' at , never seen a book before? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1968 Wow, from up here everyone looks like little...Oh, sorry. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1969 If it really bugs you I could put my seat belt back on. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1970 This is the last time I request the bulkhead. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1971 Whoa. So if from up here, the people look like ants, that means the ants must look like ... 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1972 Kafka? No, can't say that I have. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1973 I knew it was a bad idea to take those black market Xanax before the flight 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1974 I specifically asked to be seated by a cutie not a cootie 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1975 The people look as small as, well, you know. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1976 I don’t mean to bug you but would you mind wearing your seatbelt. -Taylor S Boston, Mass 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1977 There are two f-16s on our wing. Are you sure security cleared you to fly to D.C. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1978 It’s creepy how all the people down there look like ants, huh? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1979 They sat me next to a nervous flyer again. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
1980 And where, pray tell, are all the passengers? 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1981 So… where ya from? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1982 Those cars down there look like little, uh, whatever. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1983 Antarctica, Antiqua, Antwerp....why is he ALWAYS on the same trip as me??? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1984 Five stopovers just to get to Centari Five is ridiculous! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1985 I’m visiting my twenty quadrillion cousin removed. What about you? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1986 It's not like I'm a snake. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1987 From up here, people look like...small...people. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1988 Wow, from up here all the people really Do look like ants. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1989 I want to go back to wearing a mask 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1990 The guy in seat "B" has been gone a really long time. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1991 All of a sudden, I am not afraid of heights anymore. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1992 I'd be more comfortable with Snakes on a Plane... 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1993 And I was worried about snakes on a plane... 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1994 Well, no. It’s not praying. It’s reading. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1995 What a horrible typo! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1996 No,I am not reading Kafka. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1997 Why did I choose to fly to the picnic? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1998 I’m feeling very antsy..but can’t figure out why. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1999 Oh no! They've learned to fly! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2000 Ants on a Plane” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2001 Where is that usually unwanted 350 pound gorilla for this middle seat? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2002 Oh God! Trapped on the tarmac, next to a giant ant, in an inscrutable New Yorker cartoon! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2003 Sigh. Of all the L trains in all the towns in all the world,he walks into mine. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2004 Yes, paying for the extra legroom is well worth the price. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2005 I'm the star of a low budget movie called "Ants on a Plane" 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2006 Are you feeling somewhat alone in First Class? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2007 In the unlikely event of a water landing, attach the life vest around your chest or thorax, whichever is applicable. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2008 Migration used to be so tedious. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2009 Why are we heading straight for a picnic!? 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2010 They look like you down there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2011 Would you prefer the aisle seat? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2012 New to the extinction survivors' club, I assume? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2013 The newlyweds had just announced they would join the "Mile High" club.....and then he was gone! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2014 There's lots of leg room once you've eaten most of the passengers. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
2015 I think I see seat E coming. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2016 There’s an anthill where the Capitol should be. I think we’re ready to discuss terms.” 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2017 I can’t believe they made me gate-check my wings either! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2018 My aunt used to read to me when I was a kid, and I hated it, this is worse… 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2019 I’m glad I upgraded to an aisle seat. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2020 Grrr... Someone clearly doesn't have the travel bug. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2021 The city looks like an anthill. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2022 You know what they say. Where there's one . . . 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2023 Have you read Kafka? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2024 From this height, they look so little ... as if I could squish them like a bug. 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2025 The ending of that book bugged me, too. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2026 Oh my gosh, from up here everybody looks like an ant. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2027 Did you get into the snacks? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2028 I know your here to bug me! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2029 With the upgrade, I get extra leg, leg, leg, leg, leg, leg room. - Robin Florzak Angell, Hinsdale, Illinois 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2030 Watch your legs when the cart comes through. I saw an ant lose his left leg and antenna last week on a flight to Rome. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2031 Just my luck, they put all of the Vegans in the same row. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2032 The mystery of the middle seater who did not share the armrest! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2033 Gregor Samsa? Where have I heard that name before? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2034 The turbulence is scaring me to death. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2035 My mom ‘s maiden name was Roche. Coincidentally, that side of the family is very bookish too. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2036 Be calm, he hasn’t bugged you yet. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2037 Add to my fear of flying my fear of flying insects! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2038 "I just hope his colony isn't here." 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2039 Aardvark! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2040 I hope I am not bugging you. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2041 I went there last summer and I’ll never be the same again. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2042 This guy keeps bugging me! 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2043 This is so scary! Have you ever flown before? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2044 Well,not you of course. But they do look like ants. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2045 I prefer romance novels, ‘cause Kafka’s just not relatable to folks anymore. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2046 I used to think the worst part of travel was the bedbugs. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2047 Two queens in a row: drama and ant. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2048 Funny,but from up here your hometown just looks like so many anthills. 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
2049 I know, Man-Ant just doesn’t sound as good, but here we are. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2050 Well other than that honey, how was the flight? 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
2051 Wow the mountains look like ant hills 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2052 I was born a week ago in a boring underground ant farm. So I plan to spend to my remaining week of life in Amsterdam. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2053 Sheesh that lady in the window seat is such a pest. 1.2500 0.06106 96 80 8 8
2054 Yeah, something similar happened to my cousin, Greg... 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2055 I get you're an ant... but it's the reading that's really freaking me out. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2056 When they said there'd be diverse passengers, I didn't think they meant species. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2057 Who knew 'insects on a plane' could be more than just a Hollywood script! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2058 Wow, from up here everyone looks like....Aphids? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
2059 Wow, from up here the people all look like ants!" 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
2060 When I asked for the window seat I didn’t mean to antagonize you. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2061 You think that is bad? You do NOT want to go into the bathroom. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2062 This flight is going to be no picnic. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2063 I hope he won't mind my support anteater 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
2064 I'm sorry, but you're really bugging me. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2065 Not bugging you,am I? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2066 So you literally NEVER march? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2067 Omigod the engine's on fire! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2068 I'm worried about mandible-spreading! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2069 I don’t want to bug you but you are in my seat 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2070 Julie thought she was going on a trip with her uncle. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2071 Don’t mean to bug you for sitting here 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2072 Sally’s fear that she was entering the twilight zone were only confirmed when she got a window seat with extra leg room. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2073 You said your friends would be at the airport; you did not tell me there would be a million of them... 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2074 Ants can fly? 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
2075 What happened to the others? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2076 You stink. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
2077 I think I know, but why are we the only two on the plane? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2078 I used to fly myself everywhere. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2079 And people ask why I'm always so antsy on planes. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2080 I knew I should have sprung for first class. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2081 Is the number of legs optional? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2082 I might catch the travel bug! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2083 The people down there look like ants. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2084 It can't be an insect. It doesn't have six legs. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2085 Is that the crew bailing out?! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2086 Oh, no! I forgot to pack bug spray. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2087 Great, whole flight’s empty except me, this giant ant and a person shining a flashlight directly onto the ant’s crotch. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2088 OMG! From up here it looks like people are being eaten by ants! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2089 I just became an ant today! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2090 Now I know why the ticketing agent was so confused when I told him I need a seat for an Aunt 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2091 So this is karma for everything I’ve ever said about Megabus. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2092 I asked to sit with somebody tall, dark, and handsome. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2093 They really do look like ants down there... 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2094 No, I'm not scared up here. I can't be stepped on. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2095 Maybe next time you’ll stick to coach 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2096 And we’re supposed to get through customs with your eighty kilos of breadcrumbs? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2097 Folks, this is the Captain speaking. Please buckle your seatbelts, this flight ain’t going to be a picnic. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2098 It's hard to not stare when my seatmate is missing two legs. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2099 No wonder I got a window seat! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2100 I hate to bug you, but look outside! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2101 Did you really have to eat the other passengers? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2102 I never imagined i would hope for a very large person to sit next to me. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2103 So you say you started noticing a difference after you third 'booster shot'? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2104 He was MY mate, NOT yours ! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2105 Not the new Stephen King! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2106 I suppose I look like an ant too! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2107 I won't let it bug me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2108 You bug me! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2109 Malaria schmalaria 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2110 I told you not to read Kafka before the flight! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2111 Well, praying doesn't come naturally to me! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2112 Hmm, what pronouns to use? 1.2471 0.06675 85 72 5 8
2113 It's not your fault. . .it's just that flying really bugs me. . . 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2114 Most people are intimidated to hear that Henry works on the hill. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2115 If I act nonchalANT, maybe she’ll calm down. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2116 Relax, I'm no less of a WASP than you. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2117 I paid for extra leg room 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2118 I can’t believe it’s a book! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2119 You gross me out as well. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2120 '"Is the middle seat available, now that you're dined on your mate? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2121 Up here the ants look like people. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2122 …and I never ever step on an ant. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2123 I'm sorry, you think people look like WHAT from up here? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2124 My wife says it's a midlife crisis, but I've always wanted to be a flying ant. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2125 I feel I'm in a Kafka novel. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2126 I'm sorry ma'am, but you did pay for the extra legsroom seat 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2127 I know summer is flying ant season, but this is ridiculous. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2128 Kiss my frass. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2129 So did you book that seat for the extra-leg room? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2130 Is this the row with extra legs room? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2131 With that one comment, Thelma was branded a speciesist for the rest of her life. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2132 Don't even think about sitting next to me without wearing a mask. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2133 I requested a seat by the window, not by the weirdo. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2134 You make me feel antsy... 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2135 Marcie knew she still had not come down from Coachella; and she also knew that the most important thing to do was to maintain, and politely ask this giant ant to let her out to use the bathroom. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2136 Thank goodness he has a book instead of a support animal. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2137 Uh, what's that you're reading there? Any good tips for a scared girl facing the most horrendously scary bug in her life and afraid to antagonize him. Any good tips like that? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2138 Don’t worry - the 5000 children are very small 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2139 I taught Pistorius how to run, so it's only fair to offer you a head start. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2140 The in-flight movie is "Snakes on a Plane." 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2141 Don't bite my head off. I didn't ask for a widow seat. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2142 Is that your wife? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2143 Oh no, don’t let me see the ending, I haven’t gotten that far yet! 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2144 I’m sorry, but I asked for the aisle seat. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2145 Sorry,I always thought the grasshopper was more interesting! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2146 Pardon me. Do you know what Kafkaesque means? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2147 I bet you're the only passenger who's ever 'crawled' onto a plane. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2148 Sorry, I'll stop bugging you. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2149 I finally understand the concept of Kafkaesque! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2150 You could have bought tickets earlier so your 300,000 children could sit next to you. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2151 This can't be right...I don't see anything down there but a lot of huge sandy hills. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2152 I'm afraid they haven't worked the bugs out of this aircraft yet. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2153 So this is economy plus? 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2154 And I thought I was a leg room snob... 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2155 These flights are just getting lousier and lousier... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2156 Truth be told, I’m also terrified of flying ants. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2157 Extra legs room 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2158 There's always someone bugging me no matter where I fly. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2159 People look like bunch of crazy ants from up here, don’t you think? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2160 So, going home to see your niece and nephew? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2161 Can't a guy catch up on Kafka in peace?" 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2162 Do you know when they serve the complimentary aphids? 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
2163 So, your whole family is meeting you at the airport? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2164 Disease-bearing insects brought in by international aircraft into Singapore 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2165 And so long story short, that's why I have a fear of bugs. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2166 ‘Haven’t you read “Fear of Flying”?’ 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2167 There’s something REALLY weird outside! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2168 This bites. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2169 Don't look so shocked! I got six legs, of course I paid for the extra space. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2170 Franz Kafka ... that is, until today. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2171 Aren't you glad that American Airlines finally started offering regular service to and fro the island of Dr Moreau? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2172 It says here they don’t bug you while traveling in Europe! 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2173 What could possibly be bugging her? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2174 do you have to put your antennas on airplane mode ? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2175 Really? I'm supposed to pronounce it "Awwnt"? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2176 Family reunion. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2177 Air travel makes me really antsy. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2178 Always get some bug on an airplane. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2179 I just can't believe they made you check two of your legs. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2180 OMG I hope a spider doesn’t take the middle seat. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2181 Please don't let my choice of reading material bug you! It's all in perspective. Animal farm does have a happy ending!?! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2182 Actually he fits my dream date description: Intellectual, sensitive, athletic and best of all, loves to travel.. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2183 This one is going to bug me for the next three hours! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2184 Did you just say you put the larvae in the overhead? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2185 I'm going to Antioch to celebrate my metamorphosis. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2186 They all look like a bunch of ants scurrying around. Makes you think, huh? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2187 It’s nice to have more legs room 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2188 Your mother, the queen, couldn't pay for more leg room ? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2189 Relax. I won’t even lay my eggs until we’re over Topeka. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2190 Wow, you are completely unfazed by this in-flight movie – The Ant Bully. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2191 I need the extra leg room. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2192 The ONE TIME I decide to carry on a picnic basket… 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2193 Perhaps an exit seat would give you more room? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2194 I ... didn't realize they'd upgraded me to Kafka class. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2195 Not enough legroom in coach, you say. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2196 Just my luck, an empty plane and he sits next to me 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2197 They don’t even serve you a crumb on flights anymore.. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2198 Long flights make me antsy. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2199 Don’t mind her, she’s ANTiphobic. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2200 Frequent flyer miles. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2201 Gosh, from up here they all look like a bunch of tiny... hexapods? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2202 I'd ask you to move, but an empty middle seat is worth the risk. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2203 I'm a little concerned about which special meal he ordered! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2204 Kafkaesque does not begin to describe this. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2205 Why I never fly middle seat. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2206 Looks like someone's antsy. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2207 My spaceship is meeting me at 30,000 feet. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2208 From up here, all the ants look like people. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2209 Thank you lord for the food you have provided me with 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2210 Now I know why aerosol is banned. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2211 The plane's empty, lady. You can move if you want to. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2212 If you want the window seat you're going to need a bigger army! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2213 So wait. He books a flight to Hawaii for both of you gives you a ring as you board the plane and then you eat him?! Taking notes.... 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2214 My name its not Miss Muffet, and you are no spider. I will not give up my window seat! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2215 I hoped that 1st class wouldn't feel like an ant trap." 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2216 This is what I get for flying Frontier 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2217 Obviously the passenger screening has some big holes in it. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2218 Your fly's open. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2219 Now it's on the wing! 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2220 First man spreading, now this! 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2221 So this is what they meant with the new ant sized seats and space 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2222 Fly Kafka Airlines -- your human flies for free! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2223 Wanna join the mile high club? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2224 Damn, I forgot to bring a book! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2225 Ok, I'm definitely going to see that doctor tomorrow 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2226 I can see my house. And your mountain. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2227 Oh, my god. Everyone looks like ants...and we haven't taken off yet. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2228 Meal service will be interesting. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2229 I saw your wife crawling over all the coffee cart. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2230 The center seat is supposed to get both arm rests. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2231 OH MY GOD…IT’S SUNDAY NIGHT OVER THE ATLANTIC, I’M SITTING NEXT TO A GIANT ANT, THE WING JUST FELL OFF AND I STILL DON’T HAVE A CAPTION!! 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
2232 I thought they had worked out all the bugs flying economy. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2233 I wonder if she'll let me have the window seat. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2234 Wow, we're up so high everyone looks like ants. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2235 Humans think they belong everywhere! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2236 You know, from up here, all the people look like... 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2237 He's everything: tall, dark and literate. Why is there something about him that's bugging me? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2238 'How others perceive your antsy-ness is of little concern to the de-colonized mind.' 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2239 I’m sorry. Am I bugging you? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2240 Is your name Sigourney Weaver, perchance? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2241 "OMG, what fresh hell is this?!" 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2242 I enjoy the extra legs room of emergency exit seats. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2243 Well, if you ate the captain, then who's flying the plane? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2244 He said that he woke up like this. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2245 If we crash we will all be squashed like a bug. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2246 I always pay for the extra leg room. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2247 I am never flying premium economy again! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2248 EXCUSE ME for looking shocked, I 've never seen an ant before with just 4 legs. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2249 I mean, we all did stuff like that as kids, right? Poking sticks in anthills, the magnifying glass thing... 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2250 It really bugs me when there’d an empty cabin and they seat us together 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2251 There's only two of us here... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2252 I wish I was flying Southwest and could pick my seat. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2253 No, my husband is not prejudiced against ANY arthropods— he simply needed the restroom again. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2254 No offense, but all the cars down there look like ants. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2255 Why is she freaking out? It's her dream! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2256 ... yeah, so as I told a few of the passengers behind us, I'm writing a movie. It starts with this young girl... she doesn't have to be young, she can be in her 30s... anyway, she lives in a small town... it doesn't have to be too small... anyway... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2257 When I was offered a seat in the anterior of the plane, I never imagined this … 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2258 I don’t care - I paid for a premium seat, I’m keeping the premium seat. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2259 Did you close the door behind you? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2260 No, I thought "roach coach" meant something else. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2261 My body is reacting badly to that meal they served 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2262 Why do they always seat me next to histrionics? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2263 I know what it’s like to be an aunt. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2264 Frequent flier miles for you, too?? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2265 This is the last time I'm flying on a budget airline. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2266 Anthills or air miles, which do you collect more? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2267 What the hell is going on out there? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2268 That’s because they are ants! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2269 Did I say antsy? I meant anxious. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2270 She's cute, but no book in sight. Doubt we'll have much in common ... sigh 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2271 Conquering her fear of heights was one thing, but it proved too much doing so while next to her least favorite ant. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2272 Better views, extra legroom, and yet I’m doomed 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2273 Why am I the only person on a plane, sitting with an insect, and what happened to Franz? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2274 Well, at least there's no one in the middle seat. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2275 The fact that you are sitting so close, bugs me. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2276 Mam, I find that reading a book lessens the fear of flying. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2277 They said the flight was full, but full of what?" Richard S. Mason 12301 Fairfax Station Road Clifton, VA 20124-1631 richard@rsm830.com 703/803-371 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2278 Why do Bees get all the attention? Ants have a secret life too. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2279 Buggin out hoping Ant Aisle-Lean doesn’t soil herself before we reach Ant-igua 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2280 ''I can't believe it, he just crept out of the galley." 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2281 Haven't you preyed on enough passengers already? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2282 Franz Kafka said you’d have wings! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2283 It cost me an arm and a leg and another leg for the extra antenna room 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2284 Look on the bright side - your myrmecophobia is so bad you hardly even had time to think about your aviophobia! 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2285 I should have taken the voucher. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2286 ...I mean, not in a bad way. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2287 Previously on Lost 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2288 Are you even vaccinated? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2289 This is usually the part where I wake up. But you know, I'm kinda curious to see what happens next! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2290 This really bugs me.... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2291 So weird looking down, everyone looks like little ants. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2292 I’m sorry, did YOU want the window seat? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2293 Oh my God… did you just fart? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2294 I wonder what happened to that nice guy who was seated in the middle? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2295 Have you seen my seat mate? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2296 Be calm. From way up here, everyone looks like ants. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2297 I can’t believe I’m next to someone else that takes their shoes off on a plane. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2298 You're smart. I bet you already figured the optimal way to walk through the maze of human legs. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2299 From here, they all look just like ants. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2300 Sorry lady, but the ad clearly stated "locust" not "low-cost," and I will NOT surrender my aisle seat! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2301 No need to be afraid. I am very much real 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2302 Oh dear, are my pheromones bothering you? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2303 … I minored in entomology and had ants on my high school field hockey team so I get it. Anyway, you probably want to read your book. But I never knew any termites. Do you hang out with termites? What is your book about? … 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2304 I hope they have peanuts or little particles of sugar...am I right? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2305 In case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, secure your own mask first before assisting other insects. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2306 Different Time Zone? Does it mean future? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2307 This happens without wings" 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2308 I thought “Buzziness Class” was a typo. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2309 Wow. And I was just looking for leg-room... 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2310 I bet you hear this all the time. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2311 Eight hundred a day? I'm not even sure I want kids. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2312 So, that's my transporter mishap story. Let me know if I'm bugging you. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2313 Where are the others? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2314 You need to extend the period for captions for people who get the New Yorker in, say, Santa Fe NM. Last week "Stop calling me Pops." 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2315 I can't believe how much this guy bugs me. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2316 Do you always get antsy on long flights too? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2317 I sure hope there isn’t an uncle. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2318 There aren't two more armrests. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2319 I find you repulsive too! 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2320 I was surprised to see my Ant on the flight. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2321 ix-Nay e-thay icnic-Pay unch-lay - 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2322 Just trying to enjoy 'War and Peace' in peace. Is that too much to ask, Karen? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2323 Last time I fly to Antarctica. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2324 I Real,y must get a per of glass,es 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2325 Something is wrong. He has only four legs. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2326 Check this out, the ants down there look like little people. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2327 When your seat mate is a pest but you don’t want to make it awkward. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2328 Have you seen my husband? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2329 From up here, the people look Kafkaesque. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2330 It's not that I don't love you. It's more that you always insist on an aisle seat that bugs me... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2331 This flight was full when we took off 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2332 People used to be so friendly on the plane. Now no one wants to talk. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2333 Yet I'm invisible on the subway. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2334 I cANT believe she’s reading during the safety video! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2335 My gosh, all the people down there look like ants! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2336 Oh my god it’s the Ant from Antz oh my god should I ask for an autograph oh my god I can’t believe he’s flying coach wow oh my god… 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2337 If  this helps, according to this pamphlet, it would require two more like me to qualify as an insect infestation. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2338 My seat is in the same row as Gregor Samsa. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2339 No, I don't see a farm. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2340 I thought I would be traveling with an aunt. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2341 Is he reading 'Lord of the Flies'? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2342 The additional leg room is great. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2343 I'm not emotionally fragile. I've just never watched someone eat her mate to get the aisle seat. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2344 She's making a mountain out of an anthill. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2345 ... I imagine people would think you are a termite?...it couldn't be more obvious that you're a flying ant... 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2346 What,you never saw someone traveling with their Ant before. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2347 Wow! From up here those cars look like puny ants! Err... I mean they look like... um... 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2348 Never ask for extra legroom again. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2349 Do you agree that Kafka has a unique talent for portraying how inseparable an inter-species relationship can become? 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2350 Air Marshal applications still observe equal opportunities policy 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2351 I thought this was an aunt's only flight! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2352 I might be on the wrong flight 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2353 This Kafka was really a great writer 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2354 I thought I booked coach. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2355 It always annoyed John when fellow passengers acted like they'd never seen a flying ant before. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2356 Wait, so Antarctica is not just ice and penguins?! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2357 I wonder what he's reading. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2358 Ladies and gentlemen, this will be a full flight. To speed the boarding process, we encourage you to fill in that open middle seat. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2359 Ever since I was little, I have always dreamed of going to Frants. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2360 So…those specks down there really ARE ants! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2361 Of course, if I were a winged ant, I wouldn't have had to book the flight. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2362 Funny, you don't look like a flying insect. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2363 There’s an anteater on the wing! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2364 I always sit here. The bulkhead row has the best seat pocket food crumbs. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2365 I hope he doesn’t bug me! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2366 Wow, we really look like ants from up here! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2367 Sara recalled the attendant saying there would be 'plenty of room on the Fukushima flight.' 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2368 AIR -RAID!!!!!! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2369 Man, I hope this guy doesn’t bug me. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2370 But ants aren’t supposed to fly!?!? 😬 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2371 Funny, they never mentioned this in the bugs in the system training video. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2372 When I booked the extra legroom seats I was hoping for someone from the NBA. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2373 From up here, everyone looks like... 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
2374 On your way to a big picnic? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2375 Last time I ask for a seat with extra legroom. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2376 I always thought it was the people that looked like ants. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2377 Lesley never felt so alienated 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2378 Flying for me is like...it makes me feel nervous and edgy - like i got humans in my pants, you know? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2379 It's my boss who is a pissant.. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2380 Airport security concerns! Don’t fret, I’m a US Air Marshal. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2381 I'm sorry but there ARE a lot of empty seats behind us! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2382 Calm down Allison,everything looks like an ant from up here. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2383 The good news is no one wants the middle seat yet 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2384 From up here everyone looks like.....oh, never mind! 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
2385 I think we're going to the same picnic. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2386 Spirit Airline” 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2387 Oh, my God —Jeff Goldblum! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2388 Actually many insects fly. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2389 If you don't stop bugging me, having a crush on you will have a new meaning. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2390 Oh my! What about the bed bugs? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2391 The airport was an absolute Kafkaesque nightmare today! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2392 And I thought toddlers were bad 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2393 Relax, I'm well "bred"! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2394 I can't imagine how readers put up with this creep getting pressed into their faces day after day! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2395 Wow, those people down there look so small, they look like… we’ll, they look really small.” 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2396 Reverse evolution Republican Maga cult phenotype offspring 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2397 Again, as we prepare for landing, please place your phones, tablets, laptops and other electronic devices, INCLUDING antennae...in airplane mod 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2398 Now THIS is a bugs life. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2399 This Kafka book makes me feel normalized." rke 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2400 Please don't let the middle passenger be a roach? 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2401 Don't worry. This book is riveting. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2402 A long flight without a book? I'd get antsy too. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2403 Are you traveling alone or with your colony? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2404 Oh my God! There's something on the wing! 1.2353 0.05775 102 86 8 8
2405 I think she's wearing pants. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2406 Those people down there look a lot like you. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2407 I can't believer we were the only ones with Priority Boarding. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2408 Moon me to the fly. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2409 No, a cookbook isn't much use after you've eaten him. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2410 Don't be afraid of me, deary, be afraid that I ate the pilot! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2411 Sartre is certainly challenging. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2412 I thought ants couldn't fly. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2413 You think this is scary. Wait till I put the manual down and start flying the plane. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2414 Your going to visit your aunt…and I am an ant. What are the chances? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2415 Don’t book holidays rashly. You could end up in the wrong Antwerp. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2416 Yes, the rest of the colony decided to fly in cargo. No reading lights but every seat ample legroom. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2417 She must be nervous about the take-off. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2418 he was a nice man and didn't complain about the middle seat 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2419 The people down there look as tiny as…ah, tiny people. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2420 Ant-10-A 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2421 Then she said, your just a worker. Im the queen around here... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2422 No 'don't bug me' jokes, okay? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2423 A frequent flyer for sure 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2424 I must admit I've never been much of a Kafka fan. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2425 yes, they do all look like ants from up here 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2426 Thank you for flying Colony Airlines. We'll now begin our descent into the watermelon of this family picnic. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2427 Not what I expected when Sue said we were flying with her aunt. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2428 I bet this woman didn't see a single thorax in her high school. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2429 Lady...........I don't know "how" this airline stays in business! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2430 I should have peed before I boarded. -Michelle Thi, Toronto, Canada 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2431 I just loved San Antonio. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2432 From here, they all look just like you. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2433 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2434 and he's not wearing pants. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2435 Hmmm. Fear of flying no doubt. I wonder if I should reach over and hold her hand? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2436 I can see tons of your friends waiting for you down there. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2437 Thanks, but I've already eaten. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2438 Yes, that’s my whole family down there 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2439 I see you've also mastered the art of ant-isocial behavior... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2440 I knew I should have worn a mask. You never know what bugs are out there, Joan Kaufman Delray Beach, FL 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2441 There's more coming on. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2442 Why are you so antsy? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2443 From up here the people look like... Uh, never mind. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2444 Did you catch that big FAT Ant eater sitting, in the Back Seats? Is that why United Airlines are serving chocolate ants snack packs now? And He's right near the rest rooms... 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
2445 What? You've never heard of flying ants? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2446 Of course, the one time I fly first class. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2447 Wow! That's one big sugar cube on the belt. 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
2448 Wow, from up here people DO look like ants! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2449 Yes, I believe Metamorphosis is overrated! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2450 He deserves the extra leg room. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2451 Don’t take it personally. I have a fear of flying insects. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2452 First time? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2453 With all the empty seats, you've decided to come bug me? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2454 I love Queen, too. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2455 I read that book about you, Gregor Samsa. You won't like the ending. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2456 You future depends on the in-flight meal. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2457 It’s like I’ve lost the simile for what it looks like down there! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2458 I don't know why she's so antsy? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2459 I said my friend is sitting there. Don’t you have ears? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2460 I'm sure she chose this row because she likes me! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2461 Oh my God it's the Queen! She's got a giant cube of sugar and wants everyone to have some. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2462 Sheila was terrified to fly, but didn’t want to be a pest and ask for the aisle seat. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2463 She had grown accustomed to manspreading. Flying insects were another matter. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2464 I really really really t-think I'm-a on the wrong flight... I sh-should get off b'fore take-off! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2465 Laughing? Please, Leiningen Versus the Ants is not a funny story! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2466 Don't look at me. I am just here trying to enjoy this book. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2467 You win— I would definitely not survive this fall. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2468 Danielle Steel? My grandmother reads those. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2469 From up here people look like ants! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2470 You know, if you'd put that book down, you'd find me just as interesting! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2471 A lot of good Early Boarding did me. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2472 At least I didn't get the middle seat. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2473 Shampoo, sure. But who thinks to pack less than 3 oz of bug spray? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2474 Do not mind that colony in the wing, lady, they tend to have ... severe attachment issues. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2475 from up here I always thought you were smaller. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2476 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed in into a giant armrest hogger. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2477 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to debug the plane. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2478 way too much formic acid in his cologne. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2479 I suppose we won't be able to spot your house. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2480 Yes, this airline does have the most legroom. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2481 And it keeps droning on about the Queen! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2482 Says he's visiting his cousin Gregor Samsa. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2483 No wonder these seats were so cheap. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2484 It's amazing how they all look like ants from up here, isn't it? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2485 Eww. From up here, everyone looks like ants! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2486 Yes, we busy ants do sit still, sometimes 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2487 It’s going to take a while to board because the ants go marching one by one. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2488 That is uncle's seat. He has the window seat and you have the middle seat 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2489 OMG, Twilight Zone seating; Bill Shatner is on the wing with a spray can of pesticide and I am sitting next to a New York giANT. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2490 For the last time Helen, I find it offensive when you say that the people down there “look like ants”! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2491 Gregor Samsa ignores his family’s advice and goes traveling. (From the lost chapter of Franz Kakfka’s Metamorphosis) 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2492 Let’s hope that book is not by Kafka… 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2493 You visit your Uncle's, I visit my Aunt's. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2494 Her: Ewww! OMG, ants are on board? Ant: Ugh, another human who doesn't read books. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2495 I bought an extra to leave room for my great aunt. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2496 Traveling alone? Mmmm. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2497 I guess he needs the leg room. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2498 Quit mandiblespreading! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2499 It's about a man who wakes up as an insect. A rather sweet romantic comedy, so far. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2500 If you’re really a praying mantis you’d better start right now. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2501 What if he hasn’t been vaccinated 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2502 So... you're in Emotional Support? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2503 Your antennae were right! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2504 Any tricks for getting through security? 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2505 Picnic on Beacon Hill. Friends of yours? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2506 Wait, it get's even scarier… 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2507 You're such a good listener. One in a million. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2508 You can say whatever you want,” the woman is heard saying. “I’m telling you I’m getting off and there’s a reason why I’m getting off and everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two figs. But I am telling you right now, that guy back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and die with them or not. I’m not going to. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2509 Flying ants get free miles? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2510 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Unfortunately we are going to have to make an unscheduled landing in Peoria for an aircraft inspection. There seems to be a bug somewhere. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2511 I really need to rethink the extra legroom option. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2512 Now that you mention it, they do look more like paramecia from up here. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2513 No, my husband was NOT the in-flight meal! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2514 Bulkhead seats are best for extra leg room! 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2515 Oh, it's a book on etymology, not entomology, my dear. And, might I say, you do have a remarkably attractive thorax. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2516 I know. Long flights make me antsy too! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2517 So you guys also celebrate Pride? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2518 People look like ants from up here! 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2519 It’s just an expression we used to use before the singularity. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2520 It’s really bugging me that I didn’t get the aisle seat. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2521 Flying always makes me feel a little antsy. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2522 It's ridiculous how much they keep cutting legs room. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2523 If he's reading "Metamorphosis" I'm going to scream!! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2524 Is that giant cockroach they are loading your dinner? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2525 I'm terrified that they've lost my luggage. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2526 There's always a reason why a window seat doesn't cost more. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2527 At least this time it isn't a spider. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2528 You know from up here they all look like you. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2529 A flight fit for a queen," they said 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2530 When will you stop bugging me? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2531 You look nervous. First time flying? 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2532 The name’s Gregor. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2533 What's so bad? I don't occupy extra carryon space!! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2534 That Aunt Your Seat! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2535 Relax lady. When I have a good book. I don't bite or sting. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2536 Not the Ant-man I had envisioned. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2537 I knew I should have worn a mask. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2538 The extra leg-room in this seat isn’t worth this! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2539 I just had to cash in these miles, but I didn't expect the whole colony to see me off. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2540 Oh God, this flight is no picnic. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2541 I don’t think this plane is going to Austin, Denis. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2542 They all look like — people from up here. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2543 Please God, don't let him tell me the ending. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2544 Is that a mountain? Or a really big ant hill? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2545 Well, at least I didn’t get the middle seat. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2546 I bet the queen never has to fly economy. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2547 Kafka, huh? I couldn't get past the first sentence. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2548 Amazing, isn't it. Everything down there looks as small as ants. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2549 How is it possible that this guys isn't on the "no fly" list? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2550 It's the same nightmare...every time we visit your parents. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2551 That movie about snakes on a plane was pretty funny, huh? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2552 ‘Name’s Pant, Sir Antimy Pant’ 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2553 Why don’t I see my luggage on the tram? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2554 When reading a book isn’t enough of a hint 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2555 And what is that takes you to Antwerp?"" 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2556 With my luck, there will be a big fat guy in the middle seat. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2557 You're really Bugging me! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2558 Those people look like ants because they are ants. We haven't left the ground yet. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2559 Sorry, but I’m in a committed relationship with a professional exterminator, and he knows where you live. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2560 Come on. I don't have a stinger. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2561 OMG, he’s getting antsy. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2562 Was it "humans are insects' food of the future" –or the other way around? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2563 Wow, everyone does look like little ants from way up here. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2564 I didn't like you when you were small. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2565 I wish I were a fly on the wall. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2566 Looks like my people repellant worked. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2567 If that's not a volcano, then what is it? 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2568 I'm just saying,you look a lot different in the AntMan movies. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2569 She said her husband just went to the bathroom, but I think sh'e's eaten him...... 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2570 First Class isn’t what it used to be. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2571 Coach class? I thought he said roach class 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2572 I can’t believe a celebrity like ant man is flying coach 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2573 Gosh! The people look like ants down there. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2574 OMG the critics trashed that book. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2575 This book 'Snakes on a plane" has given me a great idea ... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2576 Sorry, Lady, but as I told you, ants don’t wear pants. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2577 I know! And they are a lot bigger up here. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2578 Gregor was starting to really regret joining the international management training program 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2579 So, you're my seat-mate -- I thought I was on a no-frills flight. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2580 "My roommate said it was 'just a brownie'." 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2581 Don't bite my head off for this ... but you shouldn't have eaten him 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2582 I know. What they charge for extra legs room is criminal. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2583 Enough reading. Time to eat! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2584 There's always extra leg room in the emergency exit row. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2585 Which of us is having this nightmare? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2586 You know, I've spent my life avoiding sugar, and here the universe seats me next to an ant. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2587 Thank God I didn't get the middle seat. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2588 Hello. I'm Gregor Samsa. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2589 Everyone reacts this way when they realize we colonized one of their favorite vacation spots. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2590 Oh my God! Reading a book? In Paper? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2591 He paid for extra leg,leg,leg,leg,leg,leg room. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2592 I still don’t have enough leg room. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2593 Did you remember to lock the front door? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2594 Right now, you probably wish you and your magnifying glass didn't incinerate my entire family 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2595 What? Is reading Kafka too on the nose? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2596 This book is great! Would you like to read this with me? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2597 We're about to land in Australia, did you realise they spray the plane with insecticide before disembarkation? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2598 Sorry lady but we’re not all born lucky - some of us have to fly commercial 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2599 Oh God! I hope his wife didn't come with him! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2600 It soon became obvious this gentleman wasn’t here for light conversation, he wanted in her pants. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2601 I should have had the snack. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2602 I’m going to New York to try to be an actress. What about you? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2603 People really look like ants down there…and up here. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2604 Ostracized from the colony, were you? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2605 I thought flying was no picnic. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2606 The reason they look like ants from up here is because they ARE ants. Those are my people. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2607 Ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us on this flight from New York City to San Francisco. We aren't expecting any rough air, but we are doing a final check to make sure we've fixed a bug in our scheduling system. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2608 Is that the Pope getting CPR on the tarmac?! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2609 Thanks for eating your young! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2610 I'll stay in my seat. You stay in your seat, and everything will be fine. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2611 I should have guessed when it was so easy getting a reservation. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2612 We are both omnivores, but, only one of us is literate; bit of a shock for her, it appears. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2613 I think we can both agree: Your husband had exquisite taste. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2614 I can never get enough leg room. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2615 Well Darlin’ . . . I warned you about Locust Air! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2616 Talk about needing leg room! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2617 The psychologists was right! I'm totally over my aerophobia! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2618 What kind of weirdo actually reads the airline safety pamphlet? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2619 Well, at least they didn't seat me next to a larva. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2620 So. I am the Elephant in the airplane . 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2621 The buildings Down there look like people 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2622 May I borrow your headphones? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2623 The people look like ants. I mean normal-sized ants. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2624 Guess I won’t complain about the food then. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2625 Everyone looks like ants from up here. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2626 Those people look like...look like...what would you say? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2627 Look at the people. They look just like ants! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2628 Gee, lady, I pulled off 2 of my legs already. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2629 You finally escape the colony but are seated next to a “talker.” 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2630 Its getting a little antsy in here! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2631 ...I guess I just figured that you'd look like a human up here. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2632 Let's hope we don't get someone icky in the middle seat. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2633 Excuse me, but do those things fold up and go under your seat? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2634 The people down there look more like ants than I do - I'm just saying. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2635 Next time I'll tunnel. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2636 Feeling a little antsy? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2637 I've tried drinking, drugs, hypnosis, it's just a fear I'll never shake. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2638 Wonder if a little regurgitated aphid secretion would calm her down. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2639 That's an awfulf lot of spray cans they're loading . . . ! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2640 ...I just knew she would take the armrest. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2641 Well at least there's extra legsroom. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
2642 Wow! The people look like an-uh, um, PEOPLE down there! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2643 DeSantis Airlines Flight No 666 FLL to JFK 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2644 we forgot our pupae! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2645 When there are so many empty seats, why did the human have to pick this row? Sheesh! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2646 If that giant anteater sticks his tongue in here, I'm calling the flight attendant. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2647 I can’t believe I have to sit next to one of “them.” 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2648 Sometimes 'free snacks' are not enough. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2649 They said they have a special offer: they can upgrade me from cockroach to ant, but only when we fly over Prague. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2650 Maid ‘n ant 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2651 It's not that I am "anty" but I am worried about the potential occupant of the middle seat. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2652 Insectionality 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2653 I find Kafka to be a little 'on the nose' 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2654 We're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2655 Well at least he opted for extra legroom 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2656 Inclusion, year 4089 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2657 I thought of you as an ant-size man, not as a man-size ant. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2658 Sorry, I don't date outside my species. 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
2659 Delirium tremens at 30,000' and me without my diazepam. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2660 Well, there is the invasive carp, the killer honey bee, the nutria, and the python to name a few but scientists are not quite sure how they arrived in the U.S. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2661 Oh. My. God. Everybody looks like an ant down there. Totally gross. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2662 Don’t worry. You’re fine, unless they serve you something with sugar. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2663 Don’t worry, I couldn’t eat another bite. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2664 Ant. Scene! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2665 You won't like the ending. They’re all exterminated. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2666 Did you say your name was Gregor? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2667 Have you ever noticed how everyone looks like . . . um . . . looks really small from up here? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2668 No fear,Bug off and read 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2669 "You know...all that stuff about us eating our lovers after mating is really exaggerated." 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2670 Ayn Rand?! Gross! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2671 Lady, you were assigned the middle seat... 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2672 Just be happy my wife got sick. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2673 Yes, we are everywhere. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2674 I knew this would happen when they confiscated my bug spray. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2675 You can never have too much leg room, am I right? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2676 I am sick…of these motherfucking ants…on this motherfucking plane! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2677 Relax lady. I don’t bite.” 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2678 Look at those people down there... 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2679 I find the emergency exit row has more legs room. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2680 Oh god.. he’s reading Twilight. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2681 I hope somebody horrible doesn't sit between us. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2682 This is a new low even for Spirit Airlines… 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2683 This is my first time flying... You? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2684 Does flying bug you too? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2685 You ate my husband because he wouldn’t share the armrest? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2686 Just wait until my thor-ex shows up. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2687 I detest flying coach, there's not enough thorax room 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2688 The middle seat is for my larva. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2689 Wow! Everything in the earth seems so tiny from up here... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2690 … what the fuck? 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2691 I need some air raid 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2692 And I am the one we should be afraid of? Huh. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2693 I said I'd avoid red eyes, but didn’t expect black eyes... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2694 I hope they serve good snacks! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2695 Why are we the only two passengers? Where are the Flight Attendants? I spilled sweet tea on my sweater in the terminal. I hope you aren’t hungry. I’d like to move to an aisle seat in the front of the plane. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2696 Do not bug me, please 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2697 Well, I guess they don't really look like ants. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2698 Do you pay for the extra legroom? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2699 My gosh! We're so high up the giant ants look like regular ants. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2700 Do I look like an ant up here, too? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2701 Gosh,they really do look like ants down there. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2702 I hope he is traveling alone 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2703 What, are you not a fan ant-thropology? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2704 Actually….the people up here look like ants as well! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2705 Dear god, not Danielle Steele... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2706 Did you pay for extra leg room? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2707 Walter could tell by her expression that his whole family was waiting to welcome him home. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2708 Looks like they’re coming in to fumigate the cabin. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2709 Omg omg omg - is that, ANThony Hopkins sitting next to me!? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2710 My first time flying…everyone down there looks like ants.” “Oh, no no, I mean gnats or termites or roaches…not ants 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2711 From this height, they all look like ants. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2712 They told me this row cost more for extra legs room, but don’t believe the hype. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2713 Easy for you to say - you can survive the fall. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2714 Pssst! Is this empty flight creeping you out? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2715 No, I don't think Graham Greene wrote "Travels with My Ant." 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2716 At this height everybody looks like…uncles. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2717 Those air sick pills are really starting to kick in. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2718 Honey, maybe we shouldn't have included the Chernobyl tour. I think something got into our luggage. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2719 In the bar he looked like Prince Valiant. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2720 Everything seems bigger since the pandemic 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2721 Who's afraid. I'm not afraid. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2722 I just hope there aren’t any screaming larva on this flight. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2723 I prefer them in my pants to on my plane 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2724 Wow! From up her the ants look like people! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2725 Is your problem that they all look like ants down there? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2726 I don't know about you, but flying always makes me feel antsy. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2727 And you thought flying during Covid was bad 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2728 Do you mind, I'm reading. Don't bug me! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2729 We DO look like you from up here! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2730 I love your pheromones. Chanel Coco Mademoiselle, No? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2731 I'm beginning to think going to Antigua was a mistake. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2732 Someone didn't take their Valium. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2733 So, this is how I die. 1.2239 0.07312 67 58 3 6
2734 The flight attendant offered me a magazine, but I fear it might be an ant-iclimax for you! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2735 All of the houses look like ants from up here 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2736 Bulkhead or not, I'm getting the hell out of here. Now I know why those people open the exit door mid-flight.... 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2737 My God! That's not a mountain. It's an ant hill! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2738 Suddenly I feel something crawling on me 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2739 I must have an aisle seat or I get antsy 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2740 Uhm ... Can I have my book back? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2741 OMG! The ants look like people up here! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2742 God, I fucking HATE flying. What are your feelings on flying, giant insect in my row? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2743 Thank God we finally boarded. That airport was positively Kafkaesque. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2744 Menspreading is getting out of hand 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2745 social distancing 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2746 Sorry to fangirl but... I loved your work in "THEM!" 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2747 Only two of us on the whole plane and I get to sit with this nervous Nellie 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2748 Why can’t he fly on his own?! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2749 So, Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" is non-fiction after all. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2750 Technically, all ants can be flying ants. But I prefer Jeff, thanks. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2751 Maybe they don’t look as much like ants as I had thought. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2752 I just knew it as soon as he walked through the cabin door! Oh god,oh god!!! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2753 Yes, this is what happened to a queen who lost her wings and forced to sit in economy like the rest of you workers. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2754 No I wouldn't call it a 'picnic,' I'm just going to Bali for a week. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2755 I'm an emotional support insect. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2756 Good afternoon passengers.Today we'll be serving coffee, tea, and water with sugar in it. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2757 New York to LA just for a family picnic. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2758 Pretty sure when they said bring your ant, this is not what they meant. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2759 The extra leg room is only for posterior legs, they don’t tell you that. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2760 I guess it's ok, as long as he's ready, willing, and able to assist in the event of an emergency. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2761 It bugs me that he's blocking the isle 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2762 I just ate my husband so now the middle seat is free. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2763 Wow, we're so high that all the ants look like people! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2764 Let me guess this guy's pronouns: 'it' and 'ick'. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2765 So this is Spirit Air. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2766 Uh oh. It looks as if we're landing in the Lesser, not the Greater, Antilles 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2767 Of all the aisle seats,in all the airlines that are actually flying to places in the world,he sits in mine 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2768 If she begins acting like a queen, I'm simply going to plotz. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2769 I hope we take off soon. I’m getting a little antsy. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2770 Abandoning my job, colony and entire life probably wasn’t the best choice to make on a whim, but hey, at least this book’s got some jelly sticking its pages together. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2771 Of course you can have my dessert. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2772 I'm going to visit my aunt in Boca.... 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2773 Just when I’d overcome my fear of flying. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2774 Why so many empty seats? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2775 If you don’t mind my asking, don’t you have wings? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2776 It’s etymology, not entomology, you idiot. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2777 I told the airline I was traveling with my aunt! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2778 I shouldn't have bothered to pay for extra leg room after all. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2779 I know he’s gonna bug me 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2780 This isn't worth the extra legroom. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2781 Kafka got it all wrong! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2782 My uncle will be sitting in the middle. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2783 If we’re late arriving, we’ll need 4000 additional seats. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2784 Anticipation 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2785 This airline has a few post-pandemic bugs. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2786 Oh, no! That's my book about pesticides! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2787 Let me guess. You were about to say everyone down there looks no bigger than an ant? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2788 It's funny, we're so high up that looking out the window, makes the people sitting next to you look like they're ants. 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2789 They upgraded me from the overhead bin because I didn’t fit. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2790 If he bugs me one more time; wait I think he’s saving this seat for his brother!! Get the raid 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2791 I feel I should tell you that a spider is about to board 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2792 Everyone seems to get so antsy when I sit by them. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2793 I hope they don't put a baby in the middle seat. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2794 Don’t you just love flying Spirit? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2795 My mom warned me about guys like you. Elizabeth Hand, Baltimore, MD elizadhand@tutanota.com 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2796 People really do look like you from up here. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2797 Travelling as a support human for an ant turned out to be far more stressful than I had ever imagined. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2798 So this is what ants do on rainy days. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2799 Charlotte hoped no one would notice that she didn't qualify for extra-legroom seating. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2800 There's a giant can of RAID on the tarmac. did you bring your mask? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2801 I hope the word 'entomophagist' is not in his vocabulary" 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2802 I always get an aisle seat. Why do you ask? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2803 So those people out there actually ARE ants... 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2804 Don’t you also always get a bit antsy before landing? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2805 I guess they really do all look like ants from up here 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2806 Yes, they look small on the ground from here, but in reality they’re all as big as me 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2807 Lost in the world of words,not even an ant can tolerate the disturbance in their reading bliss. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2808 He says I bug him? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2809 Sorry, didn't mean to step on you on my way in. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2810 Gregor Samsa finally on his way to work 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2811 You think I'm a nuisance? You took the window seat. 1.2222 0.06334 81 69 6 6
2812 I'm usually anti-flying but how else was I supposed to get to Paris, Frants? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2813 'For a roommate, you seem a lot more excited to be at my family' annual picnic than I am.' 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2814 First class but the ants are free. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2815 you've heard of spelling bees. we killed them all, so get ready for reading ants. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2816 Surely you must find these airplane peanuts rather large? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2817 No, they look nothing like ants. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2818 I’m not worried about the delay. I’m naturally antsy. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2819 That anthill looks like a city from up here. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2820 Everyone's acting like I'm the elephant in the room, but the truth is: I am an Elephant Ant. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2821 Please don’t bug me I’m reading Kafka.” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2822 Please don’t let him start talking to me 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2823 All the people look like you from up here. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2824 Ant spreading 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2825 But we've only been dating a few weeks. I don't think I'm ready to meet your colony just yet. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
2826 It's not looking good, Gregor. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2827 No worries... the other 42 family members will board soon. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2828 It’s not personal. Flying insects and I have just never gotten along. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2829 Hope my reading aloud doesn't bug you. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2830 This is getting Kafkian" 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2831 I came here for the peanuts and all I got was some lousy pretzels. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2832 Ma'am, Cincinnati is nobody's final destination! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2833 The feeling is mutual, Karen. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2834 Don’t be afraid. They all look like ants from up here. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2835 I had to ask for the bulkhead. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2836 I guess this Dating for Dummies book doesn't work. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2837 DON’T complain to me about legroom, lady. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2838 The grasshopper in first class will wind up back here soon. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2839 Not trying to chat you up, but is this flight always so empty? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2840 I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2841 I upgraded from the Cinnabon crumb under your seat. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2842 I had the strangest dream, Gregor. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2843 I usually take short hops by myself. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2844 Whoever packed that enormous sugar crystal just broke the baggage tram 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2845 I don't want to alarm you,but all the baggage handlers are anteaters. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2846 They look like ants... I mean tiny small non ant like circles. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2847 Next time get first class... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2848 I hope she's not a talker. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2849 No one wants to sit with us because you climb on shit all day, Harold. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2850 They look like what? Please finish your sentence. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2851 When we land,my family would love to have you for dinner. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2852 Don't worry, I'm not one of those anti-vaxxers. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2853 I thought the Pest Class was a typo. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2854 Nancy had thought something different when her mom said she would be traveling with 'her long-lost ant.' 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2855 Maybe I shouldn't have taken that tab of acid before a flight. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2856 I think i got on the wrong flight! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2857 Haven’t we met before? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2858 I'll have what she's having 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2859 Yes, Karen, I seem to be missing a pair of legs 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2860 Don’t be nervous, I’m on my way to LAX to audition for “A Bug’s Life 2” 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2861 The plane is empty. Why do you have to bug me by sitting right there? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2862 Probably, to them, we look like ants up here too. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2863 Wow! They all look like ants down there! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2864 Seriously? I booked this bulkhead seat for more legroom but didn't expect to get such a mymecophobic seatmate. 1.2198 0.06012 91 78 6 7
2865 Don't be scared. I'm only up here for the extra legroom. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2866 Please. Just don't bug me. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2867 I agree with you. There's barely any thorax room in coach these days. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2868 It was bad enough when you came to my picnics 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2869 Don't you dare sit in the middle seat 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2870 Wait, I thought this was the flight to Antarctica? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2871 One way ticket to Sugar Land.” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2872 Emotional support animals gone wrong 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2873 I only secrete when I’m anxious. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2874 Maybe they’ll toss us a crumb from first class. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2875 We’re landing .. how do I explain you? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2876 'OK, you were right. I haven't been on a plane this empty and quiet for a long time. Ah, thank you?" 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2877 No, it's cool. You keep the aisle seat. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2878 Ugh, too much carrion. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2879 What's that word for when everything is so quiet? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2880 Yeah, I always try to grab a first-row seat... legroom matters, Especially on transatlantic. Don't you think?? I think so. Like headroom in a car... You? You by yourself...? Good book...? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2881 I can’t believe he’s reading RFK Jr’s book out in public… 1.2195 0.06498 82 71 4 7
2882 Am I auditioning for the sequel to "Men in Black" or was it the mushrooms from lunch? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2883 Well, at least the middle seat is free. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2884 Can you please keep your primal screams of terror down, I’m trying to read 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2885 I can't believe you like that guy's books! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2886 I knew I shouldn't have invited my ant 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2887 Emmm… have you read “Revival”? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2888 I don’t know, they look more like spiders to me. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2889 🔈 As a cost-saving measure, shrink rays have been installed at all TSA security checkpoints. Please be patient with the Airlines as we continue to work out the bugs. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2890 Another reason why flying in coach is to expect the unexpected. Why are you flying today? I am visiting my great ant. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2891 No, you can’t have this armrest, too. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2892 OMG, he ate 1~B. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2893 Of all the vacant seats he had to pick this one. I’m not even hungry. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2894 You won’t believe what I’m seeing out the window! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2895 Do you know Paul Rudd? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2896 Looking out at climate change I think you insects have a leg up on us! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2897 Well, at least they have HEPA filters. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2898 Now that’s legroom. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2899 Have you read 'The Fly?' It's excellent science fiction. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2900 More leg space - so this it what they talk about 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2901 For some reason no one ever wants to talk to me on the plane so I bring a book. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2902 So do you date bugs? Just askin '. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2903 They do look like ants, and we haven't even taken off yet. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2904 Enjoying a peaceful moment in nature with my antelope friend 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2905 The interstellar is down. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2906 No, my husband is not getting ant spray. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2907 Those people down there all look like … um…really small people. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2908 Destination: Antwerp 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2909 seeing william shatner on the wing was bad enough... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2910 Next time I will put all my pets in cargo. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2911 Don’t worry, I’m as afraid of you as you are of me. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2912 Man, and I thought flying made ME antsy. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2913 So, that's right, no small talk" 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2914 They are swarming the Capitol! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2915 Maam, No offensce but you're bugging me out. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2916 Sure they look small from up here but I really don't see the resemblance. 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
2917 He's reading Travels with My Ant 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2918 Really? I'm hardly manspreading, M'am. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2919 Now that you mention it, they look nothing like you down there. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2920 I could swear I requested more legroom, not room for more legs 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2921 Thanks, but someone from my colony is meeting me. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2922 It’s all downhill from here.” 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2923 Can't wait to see what he will be eating 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2924 I did the same to mine. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2925 Ooh look! The cars look like ants! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2926 I'm just very uncomfortable sitting next to someone who bought a book by J. K. Rowling 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2927 I don't know about you, but d'you ever step back to look at the world and just feel...insignificant? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2928 If I raise the arm rest what will happen? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2929 Bug off, bitch!!! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2930 I never realized, they really do look like ants from here. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2931 I thought they said they were INSPECTING the plane. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2932 I guess it's just a Kafka kind of morning. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2933 Finally, an airline proud of its ant-sized servings. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2934 Sorry, I didn’t mean to say the people down there look like ants. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2935 Don't you hate flying? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2936 So, Antennae-TV isn’t what I thought it would be on this flight. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2937 It's better than Crabs 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
2938 Mr. Kafka, thanks for letting me have the window seat. From up here, everyone just looks like....well, you know. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2939 Where is Samuel L. Jackson when you need him? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2940 I have to be honest, this date is not working out . 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2941 Did you say that YOU were the head of the EPA? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2942 I know mine are shaved! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2943 Oh shit, I don’t have time to go back into analysis. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2944 I asked the genie for a prince 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2945 Last time I flew this airline, they only fed me crumbs! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2946 Just my luck. My only in-flight reading option is Kafka. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2947 It's amazing how tiny and insignificant everyone looks from up here. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2948 All those people on the ground look like ants from up here! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2949 Switch to your human form; there is an ant spray tanker truck pulling up to this wing! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2950 Okay, if this was really the twilight zone, there'd be a lesson. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2951 Oh no! I read that that; what a horrible book. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2952 you’re right; they are anthills! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2953 Hardly enough legs room 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2954 Early boarding is the best. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2955 Looks like you never mated. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2956 Darling, surely you have heard of Kafka. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2957 Will Pinocchio be OK on his own do you think? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2958 I used to have a fear of flying too. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2959 I knew I should have upgraded to business class. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2960 I think you missed the turn off for the picnic. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2961 Sir, I don't care how full you are. You need to keep the aisle clear. 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2962 Humans on planes? What’s next. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2963 And to think, I paid $17 for an airport cheeseburger. What a waste. 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2964 That’s weird. The husband was here a minute ago. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2965 I had two lose 2 legs to fit in this economy seat. Airlines these days, am I right? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2966 I meant they all look like aunts. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2967 I can't believe you're reading that where everyone can see it! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2968 Is this the Mars shuttle? 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2969 And how did your mate taste? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2970 I was supposed to be traveling with my aunt… 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2971 He looked like the last one she'd squashed, only bigger. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2972 Oh, will relatives be joining you on this flight? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2973 That book changed my life at a cellular level too. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2974 Paul Rudd is much taller in person. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2975 At least there's an empty seat between us. Wait! Wasn't someone just sitting there? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2976 Is this the 815 to Wonderland? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2977 Of course, they look like that up here, too. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2978 Oh my God! That’s not a mountain, it’s an ant hill! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2979 I just… c’ant… 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
2980 So awkward when you fly Spirit Airlines and realize you’re seated next to the pilot 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2981 You slept through complimentary food and drink service and the mandatory evacuation. It’s just us now. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2982 People all look like ants down there! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2983 I can’t believe they’re going to hog all the leg room AND the arm rests. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2984 I thought they meant I was sitting next to someone’s aunt. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
2985 Norman Mailer? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2986 It’s spelt ‘preying’”. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2987 Yeah: I guess he needs the extra legroom more than I do 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2988 From up here, the city looks so small and insignificant, like an anthill full of stupid, pointless lives. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2989 Dont cross your legs in the aisle. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2990 Why does everyone assume I'm reading Kafka? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2991 But it said only three “people” had booked this flight on Colony Airlines. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
2992 Would you please put your shoes and socks back on? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2993 Look, I’m sorry I said I had in ants in my pants. That was really insensitive. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2994 Next stop is Ant Hill! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2995 Legs, please! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
2996 Honey, I don't think that pill I took was for motion sickness... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2997 How can you live with this existential dread all the time? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2998 Ant this a b!tch… 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2999 I thought, "free bug" was a typo on my mileage awards. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3000 My husband was sitting next to me while I took a nap, and now he's gone! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3001 (I bet she’s wondering [URP] where my family is [BELCH}) 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3002 This is not the only bug in the U.S passenger transportation system. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3003 Entomophobia vs. Aerophobia. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3004 Serves me right for signing up for the kafkaesque Contiki tour. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3005 I'm a freak-ant flyer. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3006 And this other thing that really bugs me....... 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3007 For THIS, I paid for extra legroom? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3008 OMG! I think the passenger next to me,just morphed! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3009 The flight attendant said that this is the plane’s maiden flight…, sure hope they got all the bugs out. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3010 Yes, it's unusual to sit next to a serious reader these days. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3011 Ewww, the people down there look like ants...dirty, disgusting, creepy crawly ants! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3012 If you think this is Kafkaesque try getting through airport security 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3013 Wow, from up here the people look like...no, you know what, I'm sorry, I shouldn't say things like that. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3014 Ok, sorry I said the other guy was buggin' me!! I get it!! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3015 I remember your home quite well. Be sure to leave fewer crumbs about. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3016 I’m a bit concerned about the inflight meal! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3017 I'm getting "antzy" ! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3018 I know - I too was surprised that my exoskeleton made it through security 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3019 No one is going to believe me when I tell them Paul Rudd flies Coach! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3020 All the passengers of the flight, welcome to Florida” 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3021 Wow, from up here all those people look like...uh, dust mites! Little dust mites, moving along. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3022 They all look like little….beetles down there. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3023 I’m visiting my aunt too. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3024 Oh no, I thought I resolved my ant problem. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3025 So THIS is what I get when I don’t volunteer to get bumped?! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3026 I did say I was headed home, didn't I? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3027 I said Scat! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3028 You're reading that? !!! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3029 That must be a pricey extra legroom upgrade. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3030 What bugs me is I asked for the window seat in the quiet car and that guy’s legs make enough racket to ruin my planned nap. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3031 It's that book about improving the taste of humans that worries me. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3032 Argh. I can't believe I forgot my book. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3033 Ants on a plane! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3034 I see exterminators riding the fire trucks 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3035 Please relax. I’m a registered comfort animal.” 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3036 What's the big deal? Haven't you ever heard of 'Flying Ants"? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3037 I’m saving the middle seat for my larvae. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3038 You won't believe what is clinging to the wing. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3039 You know, from up here, people look like… oh, sorry. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3040 Imanisformicalectiolibrephobia 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3041 No,not First Class. I was upgraded to First Phylum. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3042 From up here, people look an awful lot like, er, nevermind. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3043 I knew it was a mistake to pay for the extra leg room. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3044 Must have been a heck of a picnic. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3045 Thank god he didn't take the middle seat! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3046 These flights with scary women really bugs me. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3047 Wasn't like I didn't warn him ... twice ... about the armrest. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3048 Is this your first trip in Economy Plus? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3049 Woah - Ants look like people up here! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3050 This Gregor is fascinating 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3051 I don't care if you are famous because Franz Kafka wrote about you... I want a different seat! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3052 I hope my sitting here doesn't bug you. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3053 You know we’re called stink bugs for a reason, right? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3054 Ants down there look like people . . . 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3055 Don’t worry. I paid for extra leg leg leg leg leg leg room. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3056 Something doesn’t feel right about this flight. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3057 He did what? I would’ve eaten him too! 1.2135 0.06079 89 77 5 7
3058 Are you antsy? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3059 ...and I thought my fear of flying was going to be the hardest part of my trip to... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3060 Never take the middle seat. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3061 Oh, wow, those people down there look just like... just like... You know what? Never mind. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3062 Me? I'm headed to a film festival. The highlight film is 'THEM!' 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3063 Are you getting off here at Los Alamos? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3064 I can’t get anyone to believe there’s a gremlin on the wing! 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3065 It's my honeymoon flight. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3066 Well. At least there’s leg room! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3067 Yes! I do believe she's reading my body language. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3068 Yes, I did see The Hellstrom Chronicle. Why do you ask? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3069 What is the lifespan of a typical frequent flyer? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3070 My word, sir: I will never step on another ant. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3071 Last time I pay more to get a seat with extra leg room! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3072 I”m vacationing in the colonies. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3073 I should have listened to my sister when she told me how scary it is now to fly on commercial airlines. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3074 From way up here they all look like your classmates. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3075 Hope he doesn't bug me, should of paid the extra for an upgrade 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3076 You’re charging me for extra leg room AND extra legs room?? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3077 High Anxiety: the inability to decide if you are dreaming, hallucinating, or suffering a brain aneurysm while flying. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3078 I said your "aunt" could come with me, but this is ridiculous." 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3079 Jessica and her twentieth century wings are gonna look sooo dumb now. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3080 United Airlines, anyone? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3081 Turbulents?? I survived a genocide. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3082 I said they look like little PANTS down there! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3083 Of course it’s empty I need the extra legs room 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
3084 I used to think early boarding was worth a few dollars more. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3085 You’ll never believe the dream I just had. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3086 Could be worse. You won't have to worry about anyone taking the middle seat! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3087 Welcome to the insection. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
3088 Thank God. No carry-on bait allowed. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3089 This is where I change. Planes. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3090 Shouldn't you be reading the cookbook before you ate everybody? 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
3091 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3092 Wow, we're so high, the people down there look like ants! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3093 I wish you would quit bugging me. I am trying to read. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3094 Grasshopper thinks he's so smart... we'll see who can fly to Florida for the winter first. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3095 I hated falling in line, and wanted to travel the world. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3096 I can’t believe it can read. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3097 I'm just saying there are lots of them, and they look organized from up here. It's a GOOD thing. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3098 Apparently, I’m not in Kansas anymore! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3099 Now that is ‘ bug eyed’. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3100 " Hey baby! Care to moonlight or jitterbug? " [ 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3101 American Antlines 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3102 I simply adore this extra legs room. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3103 OMG! Have you seen the outfit on the lady out there??! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3104 Ants are so much larger in person. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3105 Honey, I think we've, um, shrunk the passengers. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3106 What's with the attitude? After all, it's me you have to thank for standby seating becoming available on this flight. By the way, I recommend the plant-based lasagna -- it's surprisingly good. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3107 They did say to fly there! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3108 Last time I pay for a bulkhead seat. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3109 Business class," am I right 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3110 OMG, from up here we really are just ants. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3111 Do you have your phone on vibrate? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3112 Dinner in the sky tonight? Delightful. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3113 Talk about creature comforts! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3114 Am I the only one who craves a Bloody Mary at 30,000 feet? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3115 No offense, but the city looks like an ant colony from up here! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3116 Well this is no picnic 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3117 The city looks like an ant hill from up here! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3118 Ewwww. I didn't know ants could fart. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3119 Such drama. You would think there were snakes on the plane. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3120 You know what's worse than ants in you pants?....uncles. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3121 You'd think those Security people had never seen a cockroach. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3122 I can’t even see the ground anymore—just stupid ants! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3123 ...know what's scarier than 20,000 feet below you? One foot above you. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3124 People are always surprised ants can fly 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3125 Thinks he’s on the subway. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3126 But Tracy knew if she made an issue of the bare feet, she risked upsetting the territorial detente. 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
3127 Do you ever feel like you're in a 50s horror movie? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
3128 What do you mean, they look just like Ants? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3129 We need restrictions by genus, order and species. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
3130 I WAS excited when I heard my great aunt would be on this flight …. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3131 OMG! It’s reading The Art of the Deal. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3132 WOW! All those ants down there running around look just like people. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3133 « Damn,I forgot to bring my book. » 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3134 Hungry? You cave mine. I ate my husband before I left 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3135 There's only one thing that scares me more than flying. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3136 I'm just saying FAA regulations don't permit reading out loud. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3137 Seat A: Why do I always get the weirdos... Seat C: Why do I always get the weirdos... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3138 I have never felt so small 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3139 Don't be alarmed, it's just a bit of turbulence. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3140 Yes,(gulp). I have read that story by Kafka. 1.2113 0.06925 71 62 3 6
3141 I can’t believe he’s not wearing a mask. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3142 But your boarding pass says Gregor Samsa. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3143 Ant-i, why so Ant-sy!!?? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3144 I get pretty antsy about flying. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3145 I find reading helps me overcome my fear of heights. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3146 'I guess my Uncle gets the middle seat!" 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3147 From up here, they all look like .... Oh, nevermind! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3148 Just a glass of high fructose corn syrup, please. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3149 It's been ten minutes since I asked the stewardess for white vinegar. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3150 It's reading "Travels With My Aunt", and I'm not sure who is who. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3151 My issue is that you’re reading Proust. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3152 This ant real! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3153 Nervous flyer? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3154 Hey, that's not on me! There is an entire plane full of empty seats and the aphid sits right next to me. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3155 I've heard of flying ants, but wow! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3156 And I thought priority seating was limited to veterans or prime members”. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3157 They all used to work for me. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3158 Leiningen shmeingen 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3159 Oh my god! Flying exoskeletons freak me out. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3160 So, you boarded in Antwerp? 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
3161 Comfort support humans allowed in many galaxies 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3162 No, I'm not looking forward to the next "Ant-Man" movie. Should I be? 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
3163 Eek! William Shatner is on the wing! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3164 Yes, Deet…Abigail Deet. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3165 Take offs just make me antsy. What about you? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3166 I’m heading to a pest management conference. What about you? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
3167 I would have volunteered to fly tomorrow, but I'll be dead by then. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
3168 Don't be bugging me during the flight. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3169 Where's the flight attendant? I didn't get any peanuts. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3170 This is the only way I can leave the colony without them finding me. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3171 When I was boarding the stuardess suggested I bring bug repellent. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3172 They really do look like ants, don't they? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3173 They are ants. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
3174 Did I turn off the stove? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3175 Have you tried the trail mix? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3176 He just told me he felt out of sorts when he woke up this morning. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3177 The delivery truck was tied up in traffic,but my service anteater is arriving just in time for our flight 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3178 Why did I upgrade to the exoskeleton row? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3179 Come on my fair lady, don’t be so Ant-i-social 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3180 Do you ever get the feeling that you've been traveling for hours, but you've never even left your own backyard? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3181 SHE GASPS ..."JEEZ...YOU HAVE A BIG FAMILY!" 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3182 Do you think that just because we're big and have six legs we don't get tired of walking? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3183 Everybody looks like ants. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3184 I'm feeling a little antsy . . . 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3185 First-time fliers really give me the heebie-jeebies. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3186 From up here, the people look like . . . well, very small people. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3187 I'd bet we look like ants from down there. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3188 Could you wear a mask, please? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3189 I'll never fly a B-rated airline again. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3190 My dear, you look as if I'm going to bite you 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3191 It’s Kafkas only non-fiction. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3192 I know you can carry 10 times your weight but please don't touch me. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3193 OMG, there’s an army of them coming on! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3194 This is Captain Musk. Prepare for take-off on our inaugural flight to Mars. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3195 If he’s here, who’s flying the plane? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3196 Do I have enough points for an upgrade? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3197 If I keep staring out the window will you go away? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3198 My husband will be back. He's just afraid of flying. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3199 They said they used ant-iseptic! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3200 The other seats are for my babies. Don't worry, they won't bite your head off. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3201 Aisle seat claiming the middle armrest? Inhuman... 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3202 Is my reading light bugging you? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3203 All this room…and he had to end up next to me! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3204 And they said emotional support ant doesn’t qualify 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
3205 I hope they still give out those bags of crumbs I really like 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3206 That sure wasn't the photo he posted on the dating app. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3207 Breathe, baby. You’re already dead. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
3208 If we lose pressure, can you help with my mask? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3209 I thought I'd be uncomfortable sitting near you, but a strange calm came over me as soon as I saw you reading "The Metamorphosis." 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
3210 The oblivious ant 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
3211 And I though my fear of flying was bad. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
3212 Tickets on this charter flight were sold as a cure for insectphobia. Ellen neglected to ask for details. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3213 My fear of aliens still exists but I try to be understanding but please don't kill me! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3214 No, I haven't read "1,001 Ways to Serve Humans." 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3215 May I hold one of your hands? I'm terrified of heights. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3216 This Kafka guy is a hoot! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3217 Anty Em..., we're not in Kansas anymore..., 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3218 Oh great, the only in-flight movie available is Them!. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3219 Sister, this ain't my dream either. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3220 Where did you say you laid your eggs ? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3221 Can't decide infestation or infatuation 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3222 OMG he's reading out loud." 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3223 OMG! From up here, we all look like ants! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3224 are we going to address the ant in the room ? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3225 Oh, I couldn't stand 'The Metamorphosis.' 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3226 Great. Another stellar guy with his head buried in a book. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3227 I don't think I need extra legroom anymore. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3228 Are they related to you down there? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3229 Please don’t bug me- I’m a nervous flyer! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3230 No, I can't say that I have ever heard of the writer whose book you're reading, uh,... a Franz Kafka is it? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3231 That's funny. The refueling tank says RAID. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3232 I’m the one who should be feeling antsy. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3233 It's Flying Ant Day! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3234 Any reason you're reading Kipling's 'If'? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3235 Funny enough, I’m the one who’s getting antsy to get there 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3236 I can't believe I have to meet your whole colony. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3237 People look as small as ants down there 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3238 Not this again. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3239 My Aunt is not real 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3240 I love their reactions when they realize they bought a ticket in 'Roach'! 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3241 Um, Anthony? Your colony is swarming the tarmac. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3242 Well look at that, everyone looks like me from up here. How meta. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3243 The people look like you from up here. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3244 Don’t be so antsy! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3245 'Ants on a Plane' is the dumbest idea for a sequel. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3246 May I have my book back when you're finished? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3247 I see a bird boarding. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3248 I still think a seat-kicker is the bigger pest. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3249 Don't worry, I am reading an ant-hology. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3250 OMG! It’s William Shatner! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3251 The in-flight snacks are getting better! That one they left in the middle seat was delicious! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3252 I thought airlines were going to cut down more on leg room! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3253 Glad to see the airlines are serving lunch 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3254 His legs are blocking the aisle and I have to go to the bathroom. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3255 It looks like somebody called security. Don't worry, I'll just tell them you're my aunt. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3256 I shouldn't have asked for the seat with extra legroom. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3257 Just my luck he emerges from the larval stage upon boarding. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3258 Going to visit my mom. She’s the queen of a retirement colony in Boca now. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3259 You are reading Art of the Deal??? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3260 How can he read Proust on an airplane?! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3261 Did you bring snacks? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3262 Karen tried to distract herself as best as possible, she had seen others go viral for freaking out on planes. Unfortunately the ant can sense myrmecophobia. He would be complaining upon arrival at O'Hare 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3263 What’s the problem? It’s flying ant season! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3264 I knew I shouldn’t have booked a layover in Antwerp. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3265 Talk about the lack of leg room 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3266 I guess I got the bug-class ticket... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3267 'Anti'-social means different things to different people. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3268 Lady, may I read you Insect Literature by Lafacadio Hearn? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3269 Don't you love the leg room in this row? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3270 Everybody looks like ants down there too! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3271 The boarding process is much smoother when they do it two-by-two. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3272 I upgraded for leg room. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3273 Despite her horror, he took the middle armrest and extended his legs into the aisle. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3274 Um…Is this Wanna Get Away, or Wanna Get Away Plus?? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3275 I hope that ant no problem 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3276 This is going to be a picnic. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3277 They look like ants down there! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3278 This is so gross… he’s got his bare feet in the aisle. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3279 Has he just flashed me? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3280 When Gregor Sansa woke from his untroubled nap,it was only two hours to landing. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3281 This turbulence is killing me. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3282 Masks don't fit me, OK?. What's your excuse? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3283 From way up here, people look like ants! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3284 You know, from this altitude, everyone looks like... yeah, you probably know. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3285 It's my Metro Metamorphosis and I'm thinking of trademarking. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3286 I knew I should have paid for the upgrade. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3287 From up here, the people look like . . . well, they look small. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3288 Any travel can become a transformative experience on Kafka Airways. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3289 If the food doesn’t work out here I’m going back to first class. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3290 So, you don’t like traveling with your ant? 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
3291 Thalia strongly regretted not checking her spelling before inviting her great aunt to the family reunion. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3292 This flight to Vegas is no picnic! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3293 I'll try not to bug you. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3294 OMG! I can't believe this plane has only one other passenger! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3295 They all look like you from up here. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3296 From 10,000 feet,all those people really do look like ants. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3297 They assured me that their Covid measures were completely debugging this plane. Robert Jablon/202-333-5332/rcjablon@aol.com 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3298 You’re wishing you had an exoskeleton right about now 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3299 I miss the way it was when we first started dating. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3300 Oh, they look like ants down there? Literally, like ants? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3301 Jeez, the people down there look like ants. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3302 When my "match" date asked if I minded flying back home with his "aunt", how could I have known?! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3303 The dramatic effect of the new conspicuous Air Marshal plan… 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3304 Holy shit is he a Kafka? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3305 Somehow, darling, I thought your hill would be a lot busier. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3306 This is the last time I take Entomology 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
3307 'They seem to be loading a lot of pesticide...' 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3308 He's reading a banned book... 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3309 Um... I'm visiting my aunt. How 'bout you? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3310 I wish I could put my legs in the overhead compartment too. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3311 Appreciate the legroom but it's hard leaving my eggs in the back row. They only let one child sit in the bulkhead. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3312 You’re right. The bulkhead does give you extra leg room. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3313 The middle seat is now free, 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3314 Let’s get onboard with your best AI frenemy 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3315 First time flying and what they say is true, people really do look like ants when you’re in a plane 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
3316 Careful with the book, wouldn't want you to get a paper cut! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3317 I'm glad it's you and not a spider. I'm not fond of web seminars. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3318 At this altitude, everybody looks like an ant! 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
3319 My first time flying. I am really scared. The people look like ants down below. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3320 I'm scared. He only has 4 legs. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3321 Although Larry had been with them his entire adult life and risen high in the ranks apparently "Only Queens fly First Class." 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3322 When you book economy but they upgrade you to the extra antertainment package! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3323 Yeah, you do you. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3324 Hey, would it bug you if I… Oh. Sorry… 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3325 Sweetheart, after forty it's all about maintenance. A good light face cream, SPF 50 sunscreen, & dark cracks in the floor to scuttle into. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3326 So glad I didn't get the middle seat on THIS flight. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3327 You are not going to believe what I see out there! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3328 No, the air marshal is not equipped with RAID 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3329 He says he's the pilot's brother! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3330 I can't believe I just asked him if he's ever been to "Frants"!" 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3331 Excuse me. Airplane food always gives me gas. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
3332 The fact he ate the guy in the middle seat makes me more physically comfortable, more elbow room. But why am I not enjoying it? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3333 I hope the guy that will take the middle seat is not a weirdo 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3334 Between the check-ins and the multiple security checks, this whole air travel process has become positively Kafkaesque. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3335 Gosh, I haven't had really good, head-chomping sex in a while. How about you? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3336 Please,please somebody take the middle seat. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3337 No shoes? That's just gross! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3338 Looks like anti-colonialism really has gone too far. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3339 Coincidentally Maria was on her way to see her great aunt! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3340 Great! I’m attractive. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3341 So, do you hate flying too? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3342 So your husband won't be joining you? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3343 Flying coach has always bugged me. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3344 Must you read out loud? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3345 And then I woke up” said the bug 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3346 He just totally threw my luggage! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3347 I'm sorry, but the people down there really do look like ants. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3348 Can you at least wear a mask? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3349 I can't believe the airline made me pay for a seat for my security ant! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3350 From up here, everyone looks like you. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3351 Seatbelt signs are off. Workers: you may begin to explore and forage. Queens: please begin your fight to the death. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3352 I'm feeling very antsy and it's not just because of the turbulence. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3353 so he gets BOTH elbow rests? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3354 Wow, we really do look like ants…er, really small from up here 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3355 Where you headed? Going to see your aunt? Ha ha. Sorry, I get nervous on planes. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3356 So, um uh you’re not hungry anymore? Right? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3357 It's giving me ants in my pants! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3358 WASP Anxiety 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3359 It doesn’t have wings! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3360 Ant I a woman ? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3361 Let me guess: first-time flier? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3362 Why did he have to sit next to me when the plane is almost empty. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3363 That's odd--looks like they're loading an entire crate of sugar packets into the forward galley. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3364 I won't lose my head over you. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3365 Is that a new Stephen King? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3366 We shall fight on your counter, we shall fight in your pantry, we shall fight with growing confidence in the air. You can't get rid of us, we shall never surrender. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3367 Facing my Ant-agonists up close 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3368 The metamorphosis 2: Gregor’s Holiday 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3369 The leg room is nice, but I'm still feeling the urge to open this door. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3370 I know this is stereotyping—but are you guys really that much more organized than grasshoppers? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3371 Wait until she sees the queen. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3372 Don't worry ,miss. I've already had my lunch. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3373 They look like ants from up here. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3374 The perks of up-sizing. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3375 From up here, people look like you. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3376 A little antsy does not describe her fear of flying. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3377 No worries, I purchased both seats for that extra leg and antennae room. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3378 All of the people are really starting to look like ants up here. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3379 I'm just saying that the number of legs shouldn't dictate the amount of leg room you get. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3380 Oh, great, a vegan. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3381 Relax. It's just a Bug Bomb! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3382 OMG, they are reading Weber's ANThology. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3383 If I’d met you earlier I would never have smashed your relatives. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3384 I don't know what made you think you could carry on that rubber tree plant. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3385 Wow! They all really do look like ants from up here! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3386 You can try to avoid us but you’ll never get rid of us! 1.2051 0.06415 78 68 4 6
3387 They did not warn me that “even more space seats” were not selling. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3388 Yikes! Did you see what’s happening out there? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3389 You should see the size of the snakes! 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
3390 He’s so smug…and yet alluring. I have this urge to mate with him….and then bite his head off! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3391 I was told it would be impelling to fly the Southwest Airlines. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3392 I hate flying ant day. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3393 Crazy how they look like ants! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3394 From this height, the city really does seem like one big ant hill! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3395 Hmm... Metamorphosis, such an intriguing book. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3396 I know how to clear out a room -- or the main cabin 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3397 You look antsy. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3398 Get me Samuel L Jackson... STAT! 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3399 Kafka?! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3400 They promised me no other species would be on board. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3401 Insects can read? 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
3402 What is that aftershave you're wearing? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3403 As Greta Samsa awoke on her flight from uneasy dreams, she found her fellow passenger transformed into a gigantic insect. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3404 Don't worry - I ate the middle-seat guy so we'd both have more room. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3405 No need to be antsy! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3406 It looks like your whole family came out to meet us at the airport. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
3407 I’m NEVER going to go to the bathroom! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
3408 You know what really BUGS me on planes? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3409 I had an aunt who had a fear of flying. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3410 I will never underestimate you ever again. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3411 Look at all the little soldiers and workers busily going about their day, never stopping to contemplate the bigger picture 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3412 Are you going anywhere special? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
3413 Keep repeating to yourself, 'it's a feature 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3414 Maybe if I tell them I’m Queen they’ll put me in first. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3415 My husband was so in love with me that he lost his head. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3416 Welcome to the economy Section. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3417 Do you often take the shuttle? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3418 You aren't by chance reading Metamorphosis, are you? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3419 Do you come to Miami often? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3420 It figures - I just had to order that Picnic Basket meal. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3421 Bulkhead again. Never fails. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3422 Did I just let slip that my family reunion will be held at a picnic? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3423 I prefer to fly by night 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3424 The ants look just like ants from here... 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3425 No wonder most of the seats in this section were available! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3426 I thought people looked like ants outside the plane! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3427 Sorry lady this is roach class, next time ask for coach 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3428 I am a aant 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3429 Flight or fight anxiety checked in 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3430 What do you do? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3431 I mean, uh, and ants are a great thing to look like! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3432 And he’s not even wearing a mask?! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3433 Wow! The ants down there look just like people! 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3434 Aunt Nancy always buys two seats on the plane in case she falls asleep and her legs flail. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3435 Is your Queen taking the middle seat? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3436 Just tell me I'm not your inflight meal. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3437 Bugging me? No, why would I think you're bugging me? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3438 She's reading an authorized biography of Ted Cruz! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3439 How can you possibly read in this turbulence? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3440 The Art of the Deal? Now that's scary. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3441 Oh wow! The people look like ants! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3442 I love Kafka 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3443 Soooo, you’re an entomologist? How fascinating. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3444 There’s something outside the window! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3445 And I thought only roaches fly. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3446 Power of perspective 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3447 The only way this gets scarier is if you speak with Woody Allen's voice! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3448 You are the last snack so I hope we take off soon. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3449 Thinks "Must be one of those flying ants." 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3450 Talking to herself: "I don't think this is a 'them' as a preferred pronoun. THEM is here." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3451 No flies. No flies. No flies. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3452 And the meek shall inherit..." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3453 Oh, all those people look like ants down there, don't they? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3454 Isn't that the recent Edward O. Wilson book? How do you like it? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3455 A family trip! All of them? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3456 I'm all for affirmative action, but .... 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3457 IF YOU SAY, "YOU BUG ME" ONE MORE TIME, I'LL.... 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3458 ugh!!! I hope that ant gets squashed on its way back from the laboratory. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3459 Whatever the excitement is outside of the window - storm, fire, or even an impending crash landing - it’s great! I can finally sit back, relax, and enjoy a flight without being the object of my seat mate’s horrified stare… 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
3460 I bet he doesn’t have his antenna on airplane mode. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3461 OMG!! It’s reading ‘How to Serve Man!!’ 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3462 I don’t mean to alarm you Queen, but someone just broke your ant farm on the tarmac. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3463 I know -- I see her. She is clearly into me. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3464 Pre-boarding seemed like a good idea at the time! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3465 I tried to fly business class but I’m an army ant 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3466 ‘Let’s hope there isn’t a baby between us.’ 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3467 C'ant say I'm not enjoying this. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3468 Ant" my problem 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3469 And you don’t find the ‘antennae-free’ policy offensive? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3470 Time to start praying. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3471 You're right, there's no resemblance at all...nope...not a bit...no sir! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3472 Maybe it’s Paul Rudd getting in character for his next movie. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3473 Almonds,chips or granola bar? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3474 No, they don't 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3475 The wings aren't moving. Why aren't you worried? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
3476 The seat had room for extra legs 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3477 Now, Ant Rose, you know it's rude to stick your leg out in the aisle to get the flight attendant's attention. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3478 If this plane crashes we’ll be squished like a … 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3479 Don't you love the extra legroom in economy plus? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
3480 How can you be so relaxed? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
3481 This sure beats marching two by two. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3482 I can't believe you'd rather read than crawl all over me. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3483 Everyone says to not make a mountain out of a molehill but no one tells you what to do when you see an anthill 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3484 The people look like – uh – indigenous ground creatures. And what an improvement it is. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3485 I better get those bonus frequent miles they promised. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3486 No, you can't have all three armrests. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3487 I hope you are enjoying the extra legs room. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3488 I find it helpful to book a second seat because I hate to share the arm rest. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3489 Now the ants look like people! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3490 Why do you think we’re the only ones that did the TSA pre-check? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3491 American Airlines flights keep getting weirder 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3492 Does your boarding pass say Ant-hony or something? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3493 So, you're returning from your honeymoon? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3494 Flying RudderUp Airline where clothing is optional. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3495 Please don't bug me! 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3496 The dating website said he loves reading and respecting my personal space. I thought I'd love that! 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3497 I know,I know.” Ant Man” is the only movie selection. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3498 Ew. "Fifty Shades of Grey"? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3499 You must have a lot of bonus miles from visiting all 12,528 children. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3500 Last time I pay extra for Extra Legs room on a flight 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3501 Gaining 15 lbs wasn’t as bad as I thought after all… 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3502 Those people look as small as, uh, nevermind. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3503 Such a tacky book 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3504 This would be the worst time to have a middle seat. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3505 I get antsy on long flights. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
3506 Young lady, I heard you have got a pest-control company! 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
3507 So much for early boarding 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3508 It's AUNTIE Mame. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3509 Public transportation is no picnic. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3510 Can I have the aisle seat? That way both of my phobias can sit together. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3511 People look like ants up here. 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
3512 If she’s so afraid of flying, why doesn’t she just take the train? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3513 Someone come get their Ant-y! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3514 They work us like ants down there. I had to get away. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3515 Cordyceps advised me to climb to 33000 feet… 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3516 I don't see how you could afford a Premium seat. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3517 I’m sorry I just assumed you’d want to know if anything looked like dropped food. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3518 Was TSA suspicious of you as well? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3519 Super Saver Seats, aren't worth it 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3520 OMG, the ants look like people from up here! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3521 I'm feeling small and insignificant. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3522 If the lights were on I wouldn't have joined the mile-high club 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3523 It's only Siddhartha. I don't understand the big deal. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3524 Oh why didn’t I use bathroom in the airport? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3525 Ahh.., A Good Book and My Carrion. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3526 OMG, that’s William Shattner out on the wing. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3527 Eeek. I hope he doesn’t manspread. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3528 From this altitude they look like a colony of humans. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3529 This should be a full flight. My work buddies are still loading 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3530 Feel free to leave a comment about how pleasant your flight was. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3531 Let me guess. They all look like ants from here. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3532 I said, THIS IS MY great aunt, Edith! Not, Great Ant,“Eateth”! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3533 I hated that book. How do you keep reading? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3534 So, I see you're reading Kafka's, The Metamorphosis... any particular reason? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3535 Everything looks so small from up here. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3536 Look down there! Those people at that Trump rally look like ants on an ant hill. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3537 First time flying, darling? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3538 Apparently this whole time we were never looking at people. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3539 Wow, all those people down there look like…..um,….uh… 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3540 At least we won’t have to share an armrest 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3541 Those people look like ants, no offense." ""None taken, I'm a praying Mantis. Lean your head a little to the left. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3542 I always go for the exit row. Nothing has the legs room of the exit row. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3543 Don't mind me. I'll just sit here and read Kafka. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3544 I lost two of my legs going through Security. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3545 If she says some of her best friends have 6 legs, I may bite her head off. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3546 It's amazing that my flights never seem to be crowded. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3547 More legroom at half-price. I should have known. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3548 Not a bad day to wake up as a bug! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3549 She has a fear of flying. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3550 Such a long flight and nothing to read! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3551 It's vegan recipes, strictly vegans. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3552 The in-flight meal looks nice. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3553 Gee, thanks so much for keeping the middle seat empty. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3554 literary license 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3555 Those are my people down there. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3556 I prefer the aisle seat for when I have to pee. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3557 Oh my! The cars and trucks down there look like tiny,disgusting ants. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3558 Hundreds of empty seats and he has to sit here 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3559 It's much more comfortable than swarming. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3560 And he was like “you don’t feel anything, it’s like you have an exoskeleton...” and I was like “at least I don’t use my creepy radar antenna to explore every fault…” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3561 Tell me that's not a cookbook you're reading. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3562 I hate to fly alone, BUT! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3563 When you said "tall, dark, and handsome" I envisioned something quite different. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3564 Oh wow. people really do look like ants from up here. Ew could you imagine, a human sized ant. gross I'm so glad that when I turn my head I won't see something like that 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3565 Yes, I booked the entire plane. It’s just you and me. Don’t be concerned, it’s only an eight hour trip. Everything will be fine. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3566 I really shouldn't be scared. After all, we're both going to attend a conference on entomology. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3567 Where is Uncle Herbie, Aunt Marge” 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3568 Normally when I ask for more leg room it’s crickets. Not this time! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3569 You're right. They do look like people from up here. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3570 Don't be scared, the odds of a plane wreck are extremely low. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3571 No, I’ve never been a fan of Kafka. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3572 Nobody, I mean NOBODY, wants the middle seat. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3573 Relax, babe. I am reading Middlemarch. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3574 I ALWAYS GET ANTSY IN COACH! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3575 I chartered the plane for my aunt. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3576 This is the last time I'm buying a ticket to Roswell, New Mexico. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3577 I thought this flight would be more crowded. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3578 I see his boarding pass. He's got the middle seat. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3579 Hey, Are you reading Lord of the Flies? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3580 I don't care what you think but this person is not real and I'm getting off this plane! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3581 Is my presence bugging you? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3582 What have you done with the other passengers? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3583 Gregor! The Orkin man is coming! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3584 They seem to be boarding us two by two...hurrah, hurrah. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3585 They really ARE ants!! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3586 Can't believe I fit the whole colony in the overhead bin. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3587 Where's William Shatner when you need him? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3588 No more stopovers in Antlanta! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3589 Good! Least he's reading a book and I won't have to make polite conversation with him! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3590 Bad trip 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3591 Huh. They look like ants down there too. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3592 I feel so SMALL, don't you? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3593 Is that your colony? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3594 It’s my choice in books that makes you uncomfortable right? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3595 I heard first class gets fresh bread crumbs. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3596 I am expecting my ant to sit in the middle seat. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3597 Relax, sweetheart, that's what the extra seat is for. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3598 Please remember you are in a bulkhead seat. All legs must be stowed in the overhead compartment. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3599 Finally, I get a row to myself and who shows up but some self-absorbed creep I dated once in high school who - surprise, surprise - does not recognize me. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3600 I got kicked out of San Francisco. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3601 From up here, don’t all the those people down there look just like..uh 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3602 What did you order for dinner? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3603 Plots just don't have the pizzaz they used to 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3604 I didn't MEAN to step on the a... (can I say the 'A' word?). It was just the culture of the times. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
3605 I never thought I'd actually be in a Kafka novel. At least I'm not the main character. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3606 Why so afraid of a book? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3607 I’m sure he lied when he said he was willing to help other passengers in the event of emergency. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3608 I will never squish an ant again. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3609 This is the last time I fly Ointment Airlines. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3610 I don't want to lie, but if he asks why I'm going to New Orleans, I can't tell him it's to deliver the keynote speech at the Orkin Franchise Owners Conference. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3611 I didn’t know you meant actual followers! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3612 Such clumsy baggage handlers. Look at the pupae spilled all over the tarmac. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3613 I wouldn’t even know how to help her with her oxygen mask first 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3614 And then he tried to convince me that he was the first of his kind. He was Adam Ant! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3615 The ticket cost me more than an arm an a leg. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3616 I think you’ll really like where we’re staying- it’s rated the #1 Roach Motel. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3617 I always get seated next to a big sassy ant 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3618 In flight movies really are terrible these days. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3619 You mean to tell me you’ve never read ‘Anna Karenina’? Humans are such animals. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3620 At least it's not a flying cockroach 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3621 Is this a sign I should start reading Kafka? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3622 Oh please, don’t give me that look. It’s perfectly fine to use the armrest if the middle seat is empty. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
3623 This is what happens when you fly american 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3624 Of all the trains in the world, you had to sit right here... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3625 It's going to be alate flight. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3626 And they said hitchhiking was a lost art. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3627 They said there was extra legs room 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3628 You know, they all look like ants from up here. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3629 Not all queens wear crowns, but we usually get more legroom. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3630 From up here they all look like ants 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3631 Wow, the people are so small they look like… Ummm… Tiny people. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3632 There's a big shoe on the runway 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3633 Kafka who? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3634 You’re still mad I ate my husband. I said I was sorry. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3635 Oh my god! This monster insect is reading "Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka and this flight is headed for his hometown of Prague! Eeek! Help! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3636 Flying ant day! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3637 and I thought AI was bad 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3638 Is it something I said? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3639 Hey, mister, the boarding process was "Aunts", not "Ants!" 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3640 No, it's not just because he's praying! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3641 I'm shocked!!!! You can read! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3642 Oh honey, just because I'm not a flying ant doesn't mean I'm not a flying ant. I used my frequent flyer miles for this trip. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3643 Oh God,please don’t be A Karant 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3644 MAGA... make ants giant again 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3645 Never thought I'd have to worry about having my book chewed on during a flight. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3646 This one is too dumb to even bother. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3647 This is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe they sat me next to this… two-leg! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3648 I’ll make a praying mantis deal with you lady. I won’t try to mate with you if you promise not to eat me. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3649 Well, apparently they don't actually look like ants from up here at all! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3650 Are they serving food on this flight? I'm starving. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3651 BUG OFF,DAD 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3652 Queens can't even get upgrades these days. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3653 He had come a long way from his blue lawn and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him, somewhere back in the vast obscurity of coach." 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3654 If you think we AI attendants look funny,wait till you see the AI pilot. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3655 Girl you buggin, I got plenty of legroom. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3656 The poor creature looks terrified of flight! Maybe it would comfort her if I reached over to hold her hand. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3657 The travel to the Antman audition for the next upcoming movie. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3658 I asked for BULKhead. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3659 Look! All of your cousins! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3660 You're a therapy bug? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3661 If it keeps reading that book, I'll have no one to talk to. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3662 Ant Amy, I’m freaking out. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3663 From way up here...never mind. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3664 And they say ants can't fly! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3665 I think he's saving me for dessert. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3666 At least I'm not in the middle seat 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3667 This your captain speaking, Air Traffic Control has diverted us from Brussels to Antwerp. We'll be landing shortly. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3668 That's it, I'm flying first class from now on! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3669 Susan came to realize that Karma was at play when she suddenly remembered that time she poured lighter fluid on an ant hill and set it ablaze. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3670 So how is that new Kafka short story working for you? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3671 Bug off, Baby. I was supposed to have the window seat. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3672 And I was worried about A.I. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3673 I thought AUNT Judy was going to be my travel companion! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3674 There’s never enough legroom on these things, am I right? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3675 Preboarding is out of control. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3676 Relax miss. This article here says that short flights will make you less antsy. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3677 My twin is boarding late. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3678 What is this…a cabin for ants?!?! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3679 You wouldn't believe just how much those people down there look like ... oh, wait. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3680 I wish my uncle was here 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3681 The book it is reading has human recipes !! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3682 It's a new best seller. Planet of the Ants. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3683 Anything bugging you? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3684 The movie for today is "Ants on a Plane. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3685 I don't suppose you know what those drones on the wing want. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3686 Ok, you're reading-- I'll stop bugging you. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3687 I can’t believe this airline allows Service Insects. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3688 Feeling antsy about the flight? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3689 Our Queen is soooo pretentious. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3690 I mean-PLANTS! Everyone looks like little plants… 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3691 What part of "Sorry, but I'd really rather read right now than chat" don't you understand? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3692 Khafka, I presume. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3693 Does “extra” describe “leg” or “room”? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3694 Are you familar with the expression "ants in your pants"? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3695 Ah, AAh, thanks for asking! My favorite group is QUEEN My favorite ANT was Karen CARPENTER My favorite element is FIRE, My favorite candy is a MOUND and I love SUMMER PICNICS 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3696 Come fly with me. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3697 I thought I was sitting in coach - not roach. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3698 You get so much more leg room on the aisle! 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3699 When you hope the middle seat will be taken 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3700 So you’d do anything for more leg room! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3701 Really, SHE'S upset??!! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3702 I use to hate flying, too, ‘til I started reading during take off. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3703 Sorry, miss. Just being my true self. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3704 Oh jimminy! he’ll probably chirp this whole trip 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3705 We're taking off! It's all five phobias now! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3706 So you have a layover in Antlanta? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3707 You should be worried, flying isn't natural. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3708 Snakes on a plane was such a bore. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3709 Our Babies? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3710 I don't mean to bug you, but have you noticed that there's never enough legroom in coach? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3711 The food here leaves a great deal to be desired.... 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3712 No more Colony Class seats for me! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3713 And I thought I came from a large family. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
3714 My husband couldn't make the trip. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3715 Impressive how much the ground staff can carry! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3716 When people on the aisle just won’t stop bugging you. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3717 Sorry, I took two pills and drank a glass of wine before I got on and now I can hear colors. I’m not ignoring you. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3718 Excuse me, can you please put on a mask? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3719 Seriously?! YOU’RE afraid of heights?! This is my first time above ground and I’m fine! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3720 I enjoy the extra leg room in the bulkhead seats. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3721 Stewardess! Cleanup on Aisle 1D. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3722 Don't you dare put out any feelers! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3723 It's the last time I buy my seat on Craig's List! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3724 Really, my dear? Well how about what bugs me? 1.1959 0.05412 97 84 7 6
3725 The name is Man, Ant-Man! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3726 Don’t worry, I may be a praying mantis but this book is not the Bible. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3727 You don’t mind if I sit here and rAnt do you? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3728 I know you and Pete were having problems,but eating him was a little drastic. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3729 Oh GOD NO! I warned you NOT to get the thirteenth booster! 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3730 Oh crap, any minute now she’s gonna ask to hold my hand 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3731 Going to Antibes? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3732 I guess you like the aisle seat for the extra antennae room. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3733 OMG, he’ reading “Ants in Your Pants”! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3734 I know there's room, but it just bugs me. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3735 I'm just glad I'm not flying Spirit Airlines! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3736 An empty flight and long legs decides to sit next to me?! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3737 Let me guess.....I'm bugging you ? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3738 You don’t even want to know what is in the seat pocket. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3739 I thought the airport security would draw line at the pinchers. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
3740 Oh my gosh! He's reading "Empire of the Ants." 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3741 Samsa. Gregor Samsa. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3742 Madam. As you can see, I have a book to read. You don't have to worry about me bugging you for conversation. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3743 Nervous fliers are exhausting 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
3744 No...not ants! They look like fleas. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3745 Do you always sit in Economy ? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3746 It just makes me so nervous when the landing gear comes down. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3747 That book is obscene. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3748 Nice to meet you! My name is Gregor Samsa, a salesman. Would you like to read this book, my biography written by Frank Kafka, called Metamorphosis. You will enjoy it! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3749 . Arachnophobia has benefits. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3750 Actually this is the second leg of my journey. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3751 I think we’re getting close to your destination. Lots of hills and farms down there. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3752 Oh God, she must be going to see the Queen. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3753 This entire flight I'm going to be bugged. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3754 There's someone on the wing! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3755 Walter, Now that we're alone, can we talk? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3756 Does the captain know there's a bug in the plane? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3757 I'm allergic to peanuts. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3758 Are you thinking the people look like ants? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3759 And they said my fear of flying was irrational! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3760 Kafka gives me the willies, too. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3761 Horrors! I know I saw the book he's reading on the banned book list! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3762 So, do you always pay extra for an exit row seat? 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
3763 Nooo, the engine is on fire!!! How is that guy so calm! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3764 I thought I'd finally escaped all the office ants... and now this! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3765 I know they checked me twice at security because I’m a Black Garden Ant. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3766 A first-class dress code and passenger comportment mattered once. Pity. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3767 Those people look like you down there. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3768 We need your praying expertise right now! 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3769 Sorry my CHOCOLATE-COVERED HUMANS cookbook startled you. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3770 The risk of always booking a row with an empty middle seat. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3771 Don't panic, honey, but there are exterminators on the tarmac. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3772 And yikes-no mask 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3773 I open a book to read so no one will bug me. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3774 No fly zone? Gnat my problem 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3775 Extra leg room on all intercontinental flights. Fly the friendly skies. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3776 What did you expect in the extra leg room? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3777 Why the people down below look like .... oh, never mind. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3778 Ain’t nothing to see 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3779 I remember when first class used to mean something 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3780 Shut up, Karen. We are not late because of me. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3781 The people down there look like ants. And so do the people up here, I guess. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3782 I guess I’m sharing this flight with a fast-ant-ic reader, huh? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3783 I shoulda known better than to book a flight on Kafka Airlines. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3784 Thanks for helping with my carry-on. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3785 In an effort to bolster lagging numbers, airlines have introduced a new low-budget option behind coach class - roach class! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3786 Ant Joan and I have the entire Red-Eye to ourselves. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3787 Hey honey, just chill. At least we got seats in business class. You’ve been watching too much Twilight Zone. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3788 Those people on the ground look like . . . uh, never mind. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3789 Would you mind terribly if I took the middle seat? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3790 They're making these seats smaller and smaller. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3791 Just curious, did the removal of affirmative action programs impact your school choice? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3792 This seat back just hits my thorax in the wrong place. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3793 Little did Jessica know that extra foot room in first class came with the Cooties 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3794 OMG, it’s reading, ‘To Serve Man!’ And there’s a gremlin on the wing! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3795 I don't care what she thinks...I like graphic novels. 1.1940 0.06805 67 59 3 5
3796 I don’t like the way they are tossing our luggage around… 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3797 You’re right! They really do look like ants from up here. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3798 I guess people don't look like ants, from up here, after all. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3799 Finally! The arms rest! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3800 My seatmate is very antsy! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3801 You might not be welcome, but you’ll definitely be king of the backyard. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3802 I see you're visiting family. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3803 I think there is something wrong with the engine! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3804 ‘I requested an aisle seat” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3805 Looks invasive... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3806 I thought it was the people on the ground that were supposed to look like ants 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3807 You're just not the aunt I thought you would be. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3808 Did you ever see the movie, "Snakes on a Plane?" 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3809 Extra legroom and empty middle seat - they told me." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3810 What’s her problem? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3811 See, you just have to tell them I’m service animal and I’m in like Flynn 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3812 Late boarding? I should have known that an ant rarely comes alone. First time I wish the middle seat was taken. Edith Birdsall, Houston, Texas 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3813 From up here it’s hard to tell our differences… 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3814 Just think of me as your uncle. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3815 Kafka's quite interesting, don't you think? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3816 She's uncomfortable now, but just wait till Dad joins us! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3817 So, does this count as light reading for you or are you digging deep? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3818 I wish I'd brought my support anteater. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3819 At least we're not flying roach. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3820 People look like ants down there you say? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3821 I’m sitting next to a bug…. . he (she? it?) is reading a book…. The seat between us is vacant. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3822 Ant nothing do can do about it 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3823 I used the label ‘Minor Ant Problem’ as motivation and now I’m here 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
3824 I hope that is a giant can of Raid they are loading . 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3825 Wow, the ants look like people up here! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3826 So, umm... You said you're an aunt, too? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3827 Don't worry, I can't really fly. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3828 Whose she callin bug-eyed? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3829 Twilight Zone: "The Literalists' World." 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3830 Sweeeeeeety? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3831 Is this your first time on Ant Airlines? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3832 The minute she leans into my space, I'm calling the stewardess. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3833 You may well be an antigen, but I would still prefer if you sat somewhere else. s 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3834 No, I’ve never found that Kafka plays with your mind 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3835 I’m not enjoying the new book by Kafka. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3836 I’m rather full now. Maybe later? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3837 Why didn’t I listen! Mother alway said, ‘Keep your ant spray in your carry on; you never know.’ 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3838 Flying ants. 1.1923 0.06337 78 69 3 6
3839 OK, I'll try meditating, but I've never had a panic attack before. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3840 The people down there look like...little people. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3841 Why don't you believe me that there is a goblin on the wing tearing the plane apart? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3842 Wow, everything is so small...the people look like an...uh...really tiny people. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3843 I guess I wasn't aware of the inner workings of ant colonies. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3844 I'm sure of it. There's an exterminator on the wing! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3845 I want to speak to you about pest control 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3846 You can move over but please don’t crawl up my pants! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3847 Ugh! They really do look like ants! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3848 N-no, I'm fine. Some of my best friends are WASPs. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3849 Dear, I think you were right about not mixing alcohol and my pills. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3850 I look completely annoyed, and yes, I very much am. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3851 Wow, those people sure look like - oh, sorry. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3852 Let's make the most of the armrests before a centipede sits in the middle 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3853 I see, six legs up in the economy class, this airline really does serve all kinds. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3854 Stewardess, this passenger is BUGGIN' me! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3855 Are you kidding? The food’s the best part. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3856 The people down there look like you. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3857 I wish there was a monster on the wing ! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3858 Let me know if this is bugging you. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3859 Well, … they do! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3860 Don't be upset. You could have had the middle seat. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3861 Jeeze, someone’s got a bug up their ass. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3862 Travels with my ant who needs extra egg room 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3863 When extra leg room’s not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3864 Why is it that I’m always seated next to the nervous flyer? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3865 I did offer to switch seats prior to landing. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3866 That human over there is stressing me out. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3867 The feeling's mutual m'am. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3868 Nooooooo... I never read "Eat Prey, Love" 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3869 I shouldn’t have asked for extra legroom. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3870 No crumbs were left. It's gonna be a long flight. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3871 So, which one of your 40,000 kids will be at the airport? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3872 Do you ever get a creepy feeling like you're in an episode of 'The Twilight Zone'? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3873 A praying mantis flying 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3874 Relax. They can’t hear you and I’m not going to eat until I finish my book. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3875 OMG, I’ve never seen a can of Raid that big! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3876 Aisle seat helping your restless legs? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3877 Oh, she's changing your babies... how wonderful... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3878 Honestly ,I thought I’d be the one bugging out. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3879 The people down there are so small, they look like little ants. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3880 Sometimes you can be a real pest. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3881 Rachel realizes she checked her Notebook. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3882 Cockroaches on a Plane. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3883 Don’t complain, at least you got a bulkhead seat. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3884 I put my other two legs in the overhead bin. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3885 How did you obtain a valid photo ID? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3886 From up here, y’all look like people. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3887 I guess we are practicing social 'dist-ant-cing' here, aren't we? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3888 How would I know where your loud mouth son went? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3889 How high up ARE we? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3890 I know most guys bug me but has it come to this? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3891 Thank you for also purchasing the middle seat. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3892 Zoolander reference. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3893 Where’s my husband? He was just here! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3894 arachnophobia my antenna 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3895 Nothing scares me more than a flying ant! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3896 So Orson Scott Card lied; we didn't win Ender's war. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3897 The plane empty and have to sit with her! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3898 This is going to be a long flight 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3899 Please move. That book gives me the creeps. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3900 All those people down there look like... Never mind. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3901 Can I please change my seat! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3902 I'm starting to feel itchy 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3903 Weren’t you paying attention in class when the teacher said insects would rule the world? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3904 My emotional support human will settle don’t worry 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3905 KEVIN! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3906 Eww, someone pooped on the runway! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3907 I'm sorry, this is No Fly Zone seating" 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3908 People look like ants way down there. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3909 There are some scary looking clouds out there. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3910 Trump is a liar. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3911 You're right. They look like ants down there. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3912 Have you read anything by Kafka? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3913 You’re not going to believe this, but my seat mate is Franz Kafka 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3914 We're so high, ants look like people! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3915 And I thought the mile-high club was weird! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3916 How rude - you’re supposed to keep the aisle clear. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3917 The rest of my sisters should be boarding any minute. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3918 Is that your carrion I smell? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3919 Air travel just isn't what it used to be. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
3920 Ugh! He’s reading Hemingway! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3921 That is definitely NOT my emotional support animal! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3922 Now the grasshopper's trying to shuffle everything around again so his bag won't be over the weight limit. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3923 AI has really taken off. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3924 Kafka is good for a long flight. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3925 Gee,from up here the people look like… oh, never mind. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3926 When your seatmate doesn’t understand your taste in literature. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3927 Things are getting weird back here in Coach. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3928 Migration isn’t what it used to be back in the day. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3929 I am going to visit my aunt btw. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3930 So where is my uncle? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3931 I thought you told me I was flying with your aunt. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
3932 I used to have a Kindle but I now love the new technology of printed books! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3933 Well, I guess Samsonite isn’t so tough after all. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3934 I'm just saying...they all do look like you from up here. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3935 It took to confronting my fears before accepting I was naturally “antsy”. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3936 Traveling ant-ics: I would like the aisle seat with leg space please 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3937 It's weird how much bigger I feel when I fly 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3938 Did he seriously take his socks off?? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3939 The only insects that scared Elise were the kind that could fly 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3940 Don't worry Madam, I've always had a fear of dying alone. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3941 Does this mean we are the only survivors... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3942 Next time I'll be careful not to book on Virgin Antlantic! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3943 Do the people down there still look like me? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3944 There’s an ant on the wing! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3945 Just my luck, an empty seat and someone immune to my advances. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3946 Really! Are there no other seats? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3947 Sure I bug a lot of people, but I travel first class. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3948 What’s the ‘ant in the room?’ I’m an alien & you’re the last host on earth. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3949 Where is my insect repellant when I need it?! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3950 Afraid of flying? Don’t freak out. I have a cousin, a termite, who’s afraid of flying but does it every day. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3951 Do you take this flight often? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3952 No, spelled “A U N T S.” 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3953 If only the man on the wing would come in! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3954 This is what I get for paying extra for more leg room 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3955 Waiting for the middle seat passenger always makes me antsy. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3956 I just didn't have the genes for wings! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3957 I can’t believe he’s reading that book. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3958 ... I'd really like to get into those pants. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3959 I’m reading Kafka. 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
3960 My husband also likes the extra leg room in the emergency row. By the way, have you seen him? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3961 You know, from up here all the ants look like people. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3962 Lady! You look nervous. Do you want me to hold your hand 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3963 Excuse me, are you reading Franz Kafka’s The Metamorphosis? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3964 It's not that you are creepy, it's just that flying ants give me the creeps 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3965 I can’t believe I forgot my favorite hairbrush! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3966 I used to get high on sugar, but now I just get high and read books, about teamwork and geneology 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3967 OMG, there’s a gremlin on the wing! Sir, am I in the Twilight Zone? And I thought this flight was going to be a picnic! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3968 You’re a freak of nature — ants have six legs, not four! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3969 I hate to admit it but that movie E.T. really bugs me! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3970 The ants go flying one by one… 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3971 (Maybe hes rich…) 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3972 Is it your first time away from the farm as well? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3973 I booked for the legroom. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3974 I can’t fly either, but you don’t see me freaking out. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3975 Yes… they look like ants! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3976 These airlines are never comfortable for the long-legged. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3977 Yeah, babysitting those two nieces of mine are such a handful. Being an aunt is a job, I tell you. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3978 I love you Karen, but you'll never be my Queen. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3979 Long legs are a blessing and a curse eh? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3980 Carrot Top, what kind of a disguise is that? You’re making them suspicious. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3981 Gosh, I sure hope they don’t let Mr. Dalì’s pet in coach. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3982 Christ, what an anthole 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3983 Only then did she remember that queen ants always fly first class. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3984 I am equally disgusted by people who remove their shoes on flights. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3985 These extra legs room seats are great! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3986 The people look like ants from up here. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3987 This takes Kafkaesque to a different level... 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3988 Well, at least the middle seat will stay empty. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3989 Kafka, eh? Never read him. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3990 That was MY husband! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3991 OMG did I leave the oven on? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
3992 Ant-icipating better word puns in the next chapter. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3993 By the way, that seat's for my therapy anteater. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3994 … I sure hope there’s sugar left for my coffee. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3995 You know,waiting for planes to take off always makes me a little antsy 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3996 In the event of a water landing, I'm first out. Got it! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3997 I can't believe she thought this was a train. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3998 No, you’re right, I guess they don’t. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3999 Now that ants are the size of people, people look like... oh my god, delicious crumbs!! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4000 Where's the 'Man from U.N.C.L.E.? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4001 OMG he looks just like my Ant Mildred 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4002 Would you agree that the cars look like tiny little ants down there? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4003 So, she thinks that the people on the ground look like ants! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4004 Why do I always get seated next to the antsy ones?! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4005 I just hope he doesn't start to get too antsy during the flight........ 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4006 Do you know, from where I am sitting, what people look like? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4007 I just had to get the seats with the extra legroom… 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4008 I know. This is quite kafkaesque Karen, isn't it? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4009 I meant "they all look like ants down there" as a good thing! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4010 I usually travel with a group but everyone had other plans 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4011 Ya,I get pretty antsy too 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4012 How does one cook them? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4013 I really don't understand your obsession with Kafka! Every time you read him you become irritated. At check-in you made a mountain out of a molehill! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4014 Nice how they sit soldiers first... thanks for your service? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4015 There's a rolled up newspaper coming up on the port side! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4016 They really do look like you from up here! 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4017 My God, Chuck, it's true! People really do look like ants from this altitude. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4018 Well, I suppose the extra legroom is more important for you, then. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4019 What? You’d rather fly with that uncle of yours? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4020 How am I going to read my horror novel with her screaming the whole flight? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4021 Don't bug me.. I require the extra leg room 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4022 I think I'm overdressed for this flight. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4023 That's it! I've had enough! Stop Bugging ME!! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4024 I think this flight may be an ANTithesis of things to come! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4025 I can hear his stomach growling and I'm the only one left. Help! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4026 Why would she book a window seat when she is obviously afraid of heights? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4027 The baggage cart has the biggest can of Raid I've ever seen. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4028 I really don’t appreciate your entomology jokes! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4029 Maybe next time I’m not requesting a seat with extra legroom. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4030 Non-stop to Prague, and I forgot to bring a book. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4031 When you booked that seat, did you stop to realize that if the pilot needs to brake hard on landing, your head could pop off and smash into that wall right there? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4032 I get antsy on these long flights too. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4033 Could we switch seats? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4034 Somebody told me you smell sweet. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
4035 He's reading Infinite Jest, so annoyingly smug. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4036 This is the last time I will fly a no-frills airline! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4037 The people look just like ants down there! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4038 Sorry I ate your husband 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4039 I didn't ask to be born this way. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4040 Boy, the Mets stink! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4041 I’m telling you something weird’s going on out there. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4042 Is that ant sue? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4043 An anthropomorphic ant and still no adequate coffee service. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4044 I’m so sick of everyone mantisspreading every time I’m on a plane 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4045 Do you really find these plane window views more exciting than ant tunnels? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4046 This row has such legs room. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4047 It’s ants all the way down. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4048 Where’s my compensation for 100 years of DDT?! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4049 Don’t even think about using my armrest! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4050 I asked if you could sit me next to my little old Aunt, so I admit I'm partially responsible for the confusion..." 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4051 I hope this plane fucking crashes. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4052 Normally. I nap and crawl. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4053 Good suggestion -- I'll pull my legs in when the drinks cart is brought down the aisle. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4054 I'm supposed to say something about the terrifying thing that I see out this window, but what I can't figure out is why there is no-one else on this plane. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4055 Don't worry. I'll move my feet when I see the drinks cart. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4056 Those poor people. Their flight was cancelled. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4057 I know all ants aren't invasive but you have to see it from customs perspective. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4058 I have to stop flying discount carriers! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4059 My spaceship’s in the shop for repairs. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4060 I hate to be a pest, but could we switch seats? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4061 I knew I should have flown first class. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4062 I thought I needed the extra leg room. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4063 We should get off now or my parents will get anxious. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4064 Is it because I’m not on my iPhone that freaks out? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4065 We’re so high up that the people down there look like you! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4066 How odd. Do you have any idea why no one else has boarded the plane? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4067 Hmm...that's a sweet smelling perfume. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4068 D you have a destination or do you just fly around? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4069 Look Honey. The ants down there all look like cars. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4070 They made me check my exoskeleton. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4071 Did you ever notice how from up here, the cars look like tiny ants. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4072 Funny, how the people down there look as small as ants. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4073 I can’t believe it! Im always at the top of the list but never get an upgrade. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4074 That's right Jenny, that is where the rubber tree plant was. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4075 Ugh! I never get the aisle seat! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4076 Is the farm you left one of the ones I see down there? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4077 If I kiss you once, will you leave me alone? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4078 Getting rid of ants in your pants. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4079 I have to use the loo again, so can you NOT crawl on my seat and nibble on the pretzel crumbs? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4080 Oh really, those people down there look so tiny, just like ants? Hello?!? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4081 Just promise not to bug me during the flight 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4082 I was hoping for a row to myself, but at least he’s reading and won’t bug me. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4083 Oh yeah! You and what army? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4084 I didn’t know that some ants fly. And that some apparently only have four legs. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4085 So, Brenda, are you familiar with The Mike High Club? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4086 You are on the wrong airplane. Ant-arctica is actually in the other direction. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4087 We're so high up, those people look like.... er, ...really small people 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4088 next time first class! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4089 Of all the gin joints in town..... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4090 I’m always nervous sitting next to a female. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4091 I get it. I'm totally terrified of flying, too. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4092 Take the bulkhead seat, they said. There's more legroom, they said. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4093 Attention passengers: This flight is being diverted from Brussels ... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4094 Go ahead. Say what they look like....... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4095 Sweet Mary, that’s no picnic down there! — It’s Them! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4096 The costume is totally uncomfortable, but I always get an aisle seat and no one sits next to me. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4097 Ant Ruth is flying in from Albuquerque. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4098 ''I'm so sorry, there's always some screaming larvae in the back' 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4099 I can’t understand why they didn’t allow my emotional support schnoodle, Marley, to accompany me! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4100 And you were afraid of AI... 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4101 Obviously not a pet owner. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4102 From up here, those giant ants look just like people. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4103 I'm just nervous, please don't bite my head off 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4104 Do planes have woman control? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4105 A-list preferred. Am I right? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4106 I’m just not myself when I’m hungry… 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4107 Please, take the armsrest. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4108 Shirley not your, “greatest” fear! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4109 Darling, you and me both. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4110 it's okay he's not bugging me 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4111 Those people look like ants from this high up! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4112 Sorry. I thought you brought me along to dance. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4113 We're up so high everyone looks like ants 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4114 Every flight, I end up next to THAT person..." 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4115 One of us must smell pretty gross. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4116 Wow! People really do look like ants from up here! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4117 I had to get tickets for my children. I'll lay 800 larvae before we land. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4118 I had to stop reading Kafka while flying. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4119 Next stop, New Roachelle. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4120 Oh no! It's the 1950's down there 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4121 *sigh* And so our mom vacay ends. Heads-up, all your kids are here at arrival. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4122 At least she is more scared of flying that of me. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4123 I need all the legroom I can get. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4124 You know it really bugs me that you insisted on the window seat… 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4125 I guess we look like ants to all of them down there, too. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4126 The people below look so insignificant…just like ants! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4127 You can enjoy Kafka somewhere else. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4128 The people down there look so small . They look like …..bees ! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4129 I will not bite you. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4130 Stupid turbulants… 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4131 These airline mergers are getting out of hand. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4132 Even an uplifting window of opportunity Can’t unseat this bug! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4133 The rest of my colony is in Zone 4 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4134 So, a worker ant can advance to the C-suites? 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4135 What if they feel I'm racist 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4136 No, I haven't read Lord of the Flies. Why do you ask? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4137 Looks like Antarctica. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4138 'DON'T WORRY, I'M A VEGETARIAN'! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4139 You know, at this distance, people look like ants. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4140 Window view: $50. Extra legroom: $75. Sharing a flight with a bookworm ant: Priceless! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4141 I missed the announcement, did they say Qantas or Mantas? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4142 Read anything interesting lately? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4143 I don’t have to obey the leg room rule seeing as I have no legs 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4144 Do you mind if I use the armrest? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4145 Thanks for clearing seats for us. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4146 Sorry, I thought you were reading about the other kind of decolonization 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4147 So glad I paid for extra leg room;do you mind if my wife has the window seat? Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4148 So this is how beetles migrate and fly,but we do we have the whole plane to ourselves? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4149 WHAT THE FUCK??? THERES A GIANT BUG ON THE PLANE!!!! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4150 The window seat never has enough leg room fourmis. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4151 Though she'd read the book Jane could not conceal her Fear of Flying Ants. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4152 You know what bugs me? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4153 Why's a very big ant on this plane? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4154 For what it’s worth - I always use repellent. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
4155 I forgot to pack your antennae brushes. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4156 Those people on the ground look like an...ah...aphids. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4157 Claim the seat. Here comes a screamer. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4158 The worst kind of ants are those flying ones. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4159 If you don't appreciate wit, my dear, we have exits. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4160 Antibodies 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4161 Legroom... my butt... just wait till my big brother boards! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4162 Gosh, they look like ants down there. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4163 I told you, the window seat doesn't work for me. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4164 Enough leg room?? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4165 Of all the rows, on all the flight, on all the airlines, in all the world..... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4166 Honestly spoken, I'd like to tell him to "bug off". 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4167 What are the odds! My second husband,on THIS plane,right here,this minute! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4168 Chill. The workers are boarding, but no one is in 7-B. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4169 You don't need to read the "Twilight Zone," we're in it. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4170 Mind if I sit here? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4171 How'd they say this emergency exit works? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4172 They treat us like we aren’t even human! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4173 Omg,he is reading a banned book! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4174 You gonna use that other arm rest? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4175 You've grown since the last time I saw you! (Sonia R, age 12) 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4176 I sure hope an aardvark's got 13B 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4177 This your husband's seat I presume? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4178 Picnic Airlines is even worse than JetBlue. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4179 And it gets even weirder...he's reading The Metamorphosis! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4180 Can you imagine? Crashing? and your remains getting stepped on my rescue workers? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4181 No, I don't know why entries for the cartoon caption contest in the July 3 issue of the New Yorker must be submitted by July 2. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4182 Guess we're not so different now are we? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4183 Carol shrieked in terror as the spaceship landed on the airport runway, while the gigantic ant seated next to her seemed curiously nonchalant. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4184 I hope we don't have some weirdo come sit here. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4185 Bed bugs will travel 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4186 It is jitters for me. Jitterbug for you. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4187 unfortunately my uncle missed the plane 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4188 Yikes! I'm on the wrong flight. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4189 No, they're not fleeing the city. From this height, the ants just look like people. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4190 Man, the people down there look like . . . sorry. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4191 Don’t worry, honey, I like crusty ones. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4192 I thought the offer to travel with my aunt was too good to be true! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4193 Hello, my Queen. Are you familiar with what ants do when they fly? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4194 Don’t bug me, thank you “ 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4195 Oh Jane, don't panic, but this Ant critic is halfway through your book. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4196 The cars look like ants from here 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4197 They look like ants from up here, too. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4198 She just told me she ate husband! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4199 When Gregor Samsa awoke from unsettling dreams, he found he had missed the drink service. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
4200 Why Me? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4201 Due to unexpected turbulence, the captain has advised all flies and flyers remain seated with seatbelts fastened until landing. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
4202 Covid really got to me 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4203 Everybody down there looks like ants! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4204 Wow, all the people look like little...ah...um...people! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4205 I hope my bag makes it! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4206 For once, I have plenty of legroom. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4207 But you think Spiderman is cute. Aren't we precious. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4208 More legs room at the bulkhead. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4209 If you had my terminal velocity you wouldn’t be afraid of flying. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4210 I bet Karen over here wishes there were snakes on this bleeping plane! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4211 Is this seat taken? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4212 I promise I won't bug you. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4213 They haven't provided appendage rests. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4214 Is that William Shatner out there on that wing? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4215 They look like people from up here. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4216 Sorry, I didn't know saying 'from up here people look like ants' was offensive 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4217 Students for Fair Admissions Vs Harvard seems to have worked out well for you 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4218 I KNEW I shouldn't have booked Kafka Airlines! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4219 This seat hardly has enough legs room 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4220 Do you still think the cars down there look like ants? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4221 What?! This is the vegan option I voted for? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4222 I need to be more mindful of who I may sit by when I get the seat with extra leg room. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4223 I hope no one takes the middle seat. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4224 I thought everyone looked like an ant from this height. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4225 Don't worry. I've used my stinger. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4226 Umm… check please! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4227 Please. Swarming is so Cretaceous. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4228 Seems like most of the really big ants are up in first class.. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4229 From up here, the expressway looks like a trail of... aphids. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4230 The no-fly list is a work in progress. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4231 You know this is a flight to Iceland, right? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4232 I just can't believe the butler did it!! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4233 Now offering more legs room in coach. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4234 Oh, please. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4235 Hey look, people look like…ants…oh. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4236 OMG! There’s a creature out on the wing! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4237 Whoa! ... it's NOT going to be a picnic down there! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4238 ...why do I keep flying American..? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4239 So, we will be quiet 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4240 You are a drone just like the rest of us. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4241 You might be on the wrong flight. We're going to ICELAND. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4242 Shoulda gone for the upgrade . . . shoulda gone for the upgrade . . . shoulda . . . 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4243 What? I paid for extra leg room. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4244 Well, a flight to the former colony meant something different to me. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4245 Yes, I said "they look like ants" it was a stupid, stupid thing to say. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4246 I came for the extra legroom, what are you here for? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4247 Flying really bugs me. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4248 Ooh look. There’s the bug spray factory 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4249 Shoot! I just remembered I left food out on the counter. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4250 Oh great, where are the rest of them? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4251 Relax honey, the plane will land safely 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4252 Although, after further observation, I will acknowledge that every other seat on the plane was empty. In my dejection, I was too proud to admit that I, without doubt, wanted a window seat. I am now feeling angry and quite sorry for myself. I will pretend to read a book for the rest of the flight. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4253 Sorry, could you please move to another seat, you’re bugging me? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4254 Look, the ants look like humans from here 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4255 of all the seats on this train, this pest has to sit next to me. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4256 Roach Class seats 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4257 We can’t all be carpenter ants. Some of us fly economy. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4258 Did you say Aunt? No, I’m an Uncle. I’m headed back to the farm to see my 10,000 nieces and nephews! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4259 Escuse me - wheres the guy from the middle seat? 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
4260 Her choice of fiction wasn't the conversation starter Shirley had hoped it would be. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4261 Good God! They booked me on Air Franz. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4262 The cars down there look as small as …. Oh, never mind…. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4263 Sorry, turbulence always makes me antsy. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4264 As she watched the world burn, she realized the future of the... race... lie in their hands. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4265 Flight attendant, the passenger in the aisle seat is really bugging me. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4266 Ahhh! I wish I could change seats. This guy is super buggy. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4267 Stuff one can catch in Florida 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4268 Jolene thought furiously: was Kafka an entomologist or a fiction writer… 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
4269 These long flights always bug me. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4270 Where did Karen go? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4271 It says "use a double Breasted Chickadee" 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4272 Why’d I ever say that I don’t have a problem with flying insects? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4273 Honey, I think the rest of the colony is following your trail. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4274 Doesn’t your mate eventually eat you 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4275 Jeeze Louise, I was expecting the film 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4276 Thank goodness for an empty middle seat! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4277 Flight attendant, I'm terrified and I need to change my seat. My seat mate is reading a banned book! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4278 Darn, Ecstacy just doesn’t work for me, newly approved as an antidepressant or not! I’m not depressed but I am hallucinating, I think! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4279 The early boarding is a big plus. But it's all about the legroom really. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4280 It's all about persprctives. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4281 If I pass gas will he go away,or move closer?! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4282 Once again, sooo glad I paid extra for an aisle seat. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4283 He seems smart, fit and humorous.. should I take the initiative and talk to him?! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4284 No shoes, no shirt AND no underwear?! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4285 I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a tanker truck on the tarmac that says “Black Flag.” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4286 You can have the middle seat! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4287 I'm sure I said coach 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4288 I hope the middle seat will be an anteater. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4289 The ants look so tiny from up here. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4290 It's so cool how everything looks like it's crawling with a...dolescent aardvarks. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4291 Strange -- we're just boarding, but people already look like... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4292 I am uncomfortable being x-RAID, how about you? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4293 Thanks -- what a great way to get teriffic seats on a plane!" 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4294 Mind if I molt on the middle seat? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4295 OMG, AI has really gone too far!!! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4296 There's something in the aisle seat. Some... thing. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4297 I’m all for diversity but this is asking a lot. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4298 Dude, check it out -- we're so high that the people on the ground look like ants! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4299 I'll bet all those ants down there look like people, don't they? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4300 Until I got shrunk down to the size of an ant,I had no idea they had their own airlines. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4301 But, Sir! I paid extra for the aisle seat! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4302 I’m sorry! I promise to leave crumbs all over your seat! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4303 Kafka describes here how a how a man turns into a very big ant. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4304 The ants look like little people. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4305 It was worth the extra charge for legroom. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4306 I kinda thought 'invasive species' meant you just crawled there. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4307 I miss the days when we had to sit 6 feet apart. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4308 Shouldn't you be in the insect class? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4309 And they wouldn’t let me bring my water bottle through security. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4310 ... and on the right side of the plane, you can see freakishly large ants building a bridge out of their own bodies that spans the Grand Canyon. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4311 Don't worry, I won't bug you. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4312 Noooo! You can't still be hungry!!! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4313 Yes, it is a cookbook... I'm bored with the previous recipes I used to cook the other passengers. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4314 I prefer the bulkhead for the legroom. 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
4315 I just asked where you’re going. Don’t bite my head off. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4316 They all look like people from here! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4317 It’s just so hard to describe. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4318 Oh look, it's Antarctica! Or is it Antwerp? Maybe Antilles? Antioch...? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4319 It’s funny how everyone looks like ants. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4320 This ain’t no picnic. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4321 Get over it lady, I am real 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4322 Well that gives new meaning to flight attend-ant… 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4323 Oh, wow. Looks like that other plane stills gives out free pretzels! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4324 I think she’s gonna pass gas. It’s not gonna work. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4325 Funny, you don't look like the type that would be a fan of Kafka. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4326 If you ask me, from up here they all look like ants. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4327 You traumatized all those people in line just so you could get a front row isle seat?!? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
4328 You're really buggin' me lady! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4329 People look like ants from up here - don't you think? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4330 The beetles sit in first class. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4331 To be fair, I did tell everyone that I'd be traveling with my ant. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4332 I thought you were going to CGI the ant in! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4333 I paid extra to have dinner accompany me 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4334 Just because I can lift 6 times my bodyweight doesn't mean I want to help put your bag in the overhead bins. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4335 And the grasshopper just moved away to pursue a successful arts career, right? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4336 Get over yourself and stop being an armrest hog. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4337 I’m sorry, darling, but you DO look a little like Gregor Samsa. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4338 This turbulence certainly isn't going to be any picnic. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4339 Someone got on the wrong flight..." -An 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4340 Heights bug me out ... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4341 What part of Romania are you from, Mr. Pismire? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4342 Where’s your mate? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4343 Did you really just blurt that out with me sitting right here? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4344 Should have splurged for extra leg room 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4345 And I thought airline food was too small for human consumption. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4346 So, uh, which Kafka are you reading? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4347 Are you a frequent flyer? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4348 I'll never ask for extra legroom again. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4349 shh … try to be cool, lady l’m trying not to attract attention because … well … I’m an Air Marshal 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
4350 Gee, the fares are low on AntFarmAir, but it's funny Round Trips aren't offered. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4351 If Norman Mailer we’re alive today… 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4352 Why do I always get stuck next to the weird ones? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4353 I am a bit concerned that we are the only two people on the plane! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4354 Buzz off! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4355 Oh, No! Look Dear, the engine is on fire. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4356 My house looks like you from up here. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4357 Turn off your antennae during takeoff and landing, please! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4358 Thank God I booked the middle seat too! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4359 Uh…uh…yeah, sure you can have the other arm rest. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4360 I thought Kafka’s Metamorphosis was a work of fiction! 1.1791 0.06700 67 60 2 5
4361 No, it’s not you. It’s the acrophobia that’s bugging me. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4362 It is times like this when I actually hope someone will take the center seat! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4363 From way up here, everyone looks like ants. Oh, sorry. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4364 It's true! Everyone looks like an ant from this altitude. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4365 I know, you were expecting compound eyes. These freak me out too, but I can't read with those other ones. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4366 From up here, everything looks so tiny and insignificant, I mean, they look just like ... 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4367 Who knows, maybe she wouldn't mind having a bug up her ass. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4368 Amateur. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4369 Shortly after takeoff, Emily recognized the tall stranger from an unfortunate encounter in the pest-control aisle. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4370 Ant Carol strikes again. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4371 And they wonder why nobody ever wants the middle seat. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4372 Yes. I'm reading about myself. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4373 I know, they all look like me from up here. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4374 No one invited them, but they came anyway and I'm sure you can imagine how the whole picnic was ruined for everyone !! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4375 She had carefully considered everything on her travel itinerary; the weather, the stars, scheduled events, but had failed to check ‘Flying Ant Day’ 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4376 ...he said he'd found a new queen. I'm on my way to win him back. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4377 « I suppose this makes me the wasp » 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4378 These long haul flights really bug me 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
4379 Just because I can carry 50 times my body weight doesn’t mean I want to 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4380 I thought it was paying for more leg room, not room for more legs 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4381 I've decided to take a break , let some else do the flying. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4382 Don’t worry, I’m preying for you. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4383 Flying on a wing and a prayer. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4384 Hmm, it says here that some insecticides cause gigantism. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4385 Maybe ATL doesn't mean what I thought it did. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4386 I swear this is the last time I fly Spirit Airlines. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
4387 If there is an armadillo on this flight, please step forward. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4388 I'm all for diversity, but perhaps we've gone too far. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4389 Those people on the ground look like ants. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4390 The extra legs room of the exit row is not worth this. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4391 Thank god, there are no children. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4392 So…is Area 51 home for you as well? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4393 …and on top of that, he’s hogging the arms rest. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4394 A bit antsy,are we? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4395 Ewwww, giant ant gas. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4396 Super Spreader on board 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4397 So those are things that I find annoying. Tell me, what bugs you? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4398 YOU'RE headed home for the town picnic? I’M headed home for the town picnic! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4399 I swear the flying ants appear earlier every year 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4400 Relax, I ate before boarding. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4401 We’re so high, everyone down there looks like…nevermind. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4402 Linda likes the window seat but regrets paying the upgrade for additional legroom. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4403 Oh my God! The people don't just look like ants. They ARE ants! 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4404 Pardon, this is my first time meeting a trans-species human. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4405 I don't know which is worse - my fear of insects or my fear of heights! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4406 Those ants way down there look like people! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4407 But they DO look like you! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4408 What’s so interesting about the window? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4409 She bugged me all day to have the window seat. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4410 So we’re both going to march on Washington. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4411 It must be nice to know you can be your own parachute! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4412 Ok,now that I’ve told you my pronouns, what are yours? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4413 Everything is so tiny, they all look like... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4414 Well,if we copulate,I get to eat him. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4415 Interesting, my husband is in the insect business. He’s an exterminator. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4416 How is that people can look like ants, but ants can’t look like people? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4417 I don't think mercantilism is completely dead, do you? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4418 Just be happy your uncle isn’t here 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4419 She said being seated next to a 6'4'' black male has nothing to do with her request to be re-seated. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4420 It’s scary- who reads Shakespeare nowadays! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4421 I didn’t realize you were an aunt too. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4422 I'm not what you'd call a frequent flyer. I only visit my family every seventeen years. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4423 You should see what's out this window 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4424 I hope I’m not bugging her. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4425 Oh my god…there is some kind of monster crawling on our wing!!!! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4426 That's a common misconception, flying ants don't bite. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4427 Ants go flying. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4428 I didn't mean they looked like ants in a BAD way... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4429 Oh please,stop this scene. I am trying to read! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4430 You didn't request a bug-free seat. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4431 Welcome to the other side of Beatlemania 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4432 Must you read so creepily ? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4433 Whats That Out There? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4434 Don’t be so dramatic. My wife just crawled out for some fresh air. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4435 Sitting on a plane makes me feel antsy 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4436 I’m going to visit my ant. No, but seriously, please stop screaming 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4437 Everyone is bugging me. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4438 Is 'Ant's Life 2' doing some kind of viral marketing? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4439 Do you get antsy when you’re almost alone on a flight? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4440 Darn, he's wearing a wedding ring. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4441 I've got to cut back on my meds. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4442 Yikes! Everyone down there look as small as humans! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4443 I noticed a lot of empty seats. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4444 Uncle! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4445 I'm guessing you are a frequent flyer...? 1.1772 0.05909 79 70 4 5
4446 Mmmmm, extra leg room. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4447 Somebody's antsy. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4448 It’s just that you all look so small from up here. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4449 Don't worry honey, I'm allergic to women! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4450 Oh my god,I think I left the stove on! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4451 Did you hear that? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4452 That book wouldn't be by E. O. Wilson, would it? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4453 I can hold it for eight hours! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4454 I should never have chosen the Augmented Reality Twilight Zone episode. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4455 Great... I specifically selected 'no insects' under seating preferences. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4456 ….And this is where the fable takes on a whole new perspective. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4457 Joe Biden's America 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4458 I knew they had High Hopes, but this is ridiculous! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4459 I'm really bugged by his views on the national debt. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4460 Yep, they all look like you." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4461 This was recommended for the flight. There's a lot of buzz about it. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4462 I used to love flying, but now the airlines are just a bunch of bloodsuckers! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4463 I can’t believe your seat doesn’t have a seatbelt 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4464 The Giant Ant thinks: Some people get scared of everything! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4465 No, it's just I thought I was traveling with my Aunt. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4466 Do you always spring for the extra leg room? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4467 The plane is almost empty, yet they seat me with a human. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4468 With the plane mostly empty, why did this thing pick a seat near me? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4469 RSVP or I'm calling it off. This is our wedding, not one of your picnics. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4470 Wow, the people down there are so small, they look just like an- ah, never mind. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4471 Don't worry, they're in airplane mode. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4472 There are times when seat companions can be real pests. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4473 You know people down there look like you. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4474 Don't worry, I'm sure the middle seat will not be taken. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4475 We all know how flying can be Kafkaesque, but...wow! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4476 Why I’m from Area 51, and you? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4477 I'm guessing, but I think she's in to me. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4478 I didn’t mean everybody looks like ants. Some of my best friends are ants 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4479 Eek! He's reading a book! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4480 Not what you expected your great aunt to look like? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4481 Is It My ADHD? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4482 Now I get why all those people look like ants from up here. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4483 The look of anticipation. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4484 Look, I know I should enjoy all this room on the plane but still… What’s wrong with these people who refused to board? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4485 They say it’s a good sign when a grasshopper pilots a plane 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4486 Jeez! Someone didn't turn antennas off. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4487 I’m glad I splurged for the extra leg room, regularly seats make me antsy 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4488 Didn't realize magnifying glasses worked on planes too. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4489 Coach has so much more legroom than the food tray 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4490 This is the last time I fly coach 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4491 I knew queen ants could fly, just not in first class. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4492 They all look like ants from up here. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4493 I’m sorry if I bug you. My swarm was canceled. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4494 Maybe you should just consider getting off at the next stop. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4495 First it’s snakes, now this?!? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4496 Buzz was just like droning on and on about flitting from bud to bud, but Queenie says honey give it two months and the sting of the breakup would be a thing of the past... but I have to go back drawn like a moth to a..." 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4497 No, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I already did. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4498 Yes, grasshoppers can fly. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4499 Would you like me to wear a mask? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4500 Oh no! I think I’m in a drawing from a New Yorker cartoon contest! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4501 Hmm. I'll have to have a talk with the airline about the between-flight cleanings... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4502 Wow! Those people look like ants! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4503 Relax, I ate before boarding.” Beth O’Day-Hall, Providence, R 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4504 My husband said I looked fine without makeup. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4505 I guess they haven’t gotten the bugs out of this new jet plane yet. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4506 You think it would know not to bug people during a flight. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4507 In case of an emergency,please follow the pheromones to your nearest exit. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4508 Rosie had never met Aunt Lucie in person. Was it possible …? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4509 Well, Mr. Sansa, it seems like you’ve adapted, and lived longer than expected. Oh look, there’s a flock of geese. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4510 Just so you know...I'm a Scorpio! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4511 Well, I guess I can't use that simile any longer. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4512 They gave me an upgrade from the cockroach pit. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4513 What if I have to go to the toilet. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4514 Do you remember the magnifying glass in 1995? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4515 I thought the pilot said he fixed all the bugs on this plane!! 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
4516 Delta Aisle Vari-Ant 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4517 I love a good dystopian thriller, don't you? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4518 Unbothered. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4519 I was supposed to fly with my Aunt Dinah. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4520 Thought I’d come along for the ride. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4521 I don't like the term 'bulk head'. I find it demeaning." 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4522 Wow, the people on the ground look like...never mind. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
4523 I gonna keep looking out this window until he stops bugging me. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4524 So, I guess all that hard work toiling in the dirt is finally reaping rewards 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4525 At least he's willing and able to assist in the event of an emergency. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4526 Yes,my veteran status allow for early boarding,but please no GIant jokes 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4527 And the airline just couldn’t find those 300,000 seats you needed for your kids? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4528 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams on a transatlantic flight, he found himself transformed in his seat into a gigantic insect. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4529 Alien: So happy congress passed the Aliens Fly First Class Act! It was so discriminatory to consider us cargo. The accommodations were absolutely grimy. Lady: What are you?? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4530 "I just don't like this new Kafka phase." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4531 „This is the ant.“ 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4532 She starts to think, “I’m progressive and open minded. Clearly he’s strong. My dating history has been abysmal, so if he has a job I’m going for it.” 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4533 From this viewpoint, we don’t look so different, you and I. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4534 Note to self, ant-igravity works pretty well for flying ants. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4535 Thank goodness for these bulkhead seats 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4536 Well, extra legroom isn't for everyone. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4537 Ain’t life good. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4538 Sorry, tell me again: how many billions is 20 quadrillion? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4539 Everyone looks like little ants from up here. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4540 Don’t look now but we’re landing in Antarctica. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4541 I tried to warn her, we’re flying to Ant-artica. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4542 Window Seat - Well Served. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4543 These ‘red-eye’ flights are really starting to bug me! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4544 I'm glad you've a book to read, I don't like people bugging me. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4545 The rest of the colony are checking their bags. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4546 I like the aisle seat because of the extra leg room 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4547 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4548 Air travel is getting positively Kafkaesque. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4549 Not just because they look small… but also industrious… and part of a complex society. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4550 Yes, Metamorphosis is a good read. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4551 The people look so tiny -- it's like they're... they're... I'm not sure what. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4552 Ants don’t bother me, but flying ants… 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4553 2,125,997 ... 2,125, 998 ... 2,125, 999 ... the whole colony's come to meet us! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4554 I’ll make the best of it, but humans give me the willies. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4555 I’m rather an expert on formication, if you’re curious. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4556 I don't think the mask or lifevest would even fit it? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4557 Are we in the Twilight Zone? Why are there so few passengers on this flight? Weird. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4558 When I woke up I saw this guy out on the wing, he looks a bit like William Shatner? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4559 Give him the Raid cocktail with one cube please 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4560 You've never seen a flying ant before? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4561 You' right: from here all the people look like little ants. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4562 Was your AI program not Beta tested 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4563 Franz,I know I told you that you that you’d need to make some changes if we were going to be together, but this is not what I was imagining. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4564 I knew it. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4565 Ugh, this flight is going to be one big picnic! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4566 The swarm left me behind! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4567 You ant seen nothing until you've flown first class! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4568 As you can see, Tia was calm and composed not at all startled by another unique being by her side 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4569 What a coincidence! I’m also on the way to visit my uncle. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4570 Let me guess - you crossed the border illegally? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4571 This probably happens to you a lot. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4572 Glad it’s not double seating 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4573 Is it me or do these seats keep getting smaller? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4574 This extra leg room is worth the price. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4575 Ma’am . . . did the Captain tell you that you ARE lunch 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4576 I don’t care, I never have liked Kafka. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4577 What? Books aren't banned in my colony 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4578 I knew I should've taken Amtrak. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4579 Had you noticed how empty the plane is? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4580 I really didn't need to splurge on the leg room. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4581 You know it bugs me, but it doesn't bug me-bug me. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4582 I don't know why I feel so antsy. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4583 You'd think they’d at least bump us up to first . 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
4584 Can’t wait to get away from my waspy family 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4585 Data Breach Engineer Falls in Hands of Security Bu 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4586 Buckle up honey… “ for the times they are a-changin’ “ ? 1.1739 0.06515 69 62 2 5
4587 I hope the snacks come soon. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4588 I asked for a Mars bar. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4589 (doesn't need a caption. It's great as it is; a la Chas Addams) 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4590 Oh no, babe, I forgot to pack my birth control. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4591 Window seats make me antsy. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4592 I don't know aobut you but this flight delay it making me a bit antsy. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4593 I don’t sting. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4594 I can’t believe this asshole isn’t wearing a mask. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4595 If the ants look like this up here, what do they look like down there?! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4596 Can you please stop bugging me about antiquarian books? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4597 But the recipe doesn’t specify me by name, correct? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4598 What? Just because I can carry a hundred times my weight doesn’t mean I don’t need help flying. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4599 Those people look like you, but they haven't mastered the scowl. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4600 My great ant and I are flying to Texas to visit the hill country. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4601 Man, traveling with your ant is weird! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4602 I know you packed boric acid in your carry on. But it's in the overhead compartment. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4603 Reading Kafka ensures inflight privacy. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4604 It said. “Fly with me! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4605 This creature is really bugging me out. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4606 Do you that an ant can consume 4x of its body weight? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4607 The people down there look like insects." 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4608 Diversity works for me! Those were good passengers. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4609 I didn’t know your species formed a new colony down there in Antarctica. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4610 You're an invasive species. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4611 I’d march, but I love the Biscoffs. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4612 You are freaking me out, please find anther seat. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4613 Airlines don't serve lunch "picnic style" 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4614 and i don’t pay a dime to get on your countertops 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4615 Ugh, I hate when they fly. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4616 No, I didn't get the booster shot. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4617 He's sort of cute in a MANTIS sort of way 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4618 First visit to the Greater Anthilles? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4619 Says he clicked on A.I. !!! 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4620 What have you done with my husband? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4621 Hope they have a bugs life for in-flight entertainment 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4622 Hum-ant society 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4623 Oh my God!….Is that Paul Rudd? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4624 No, Karen, Kafka’s Metamorphosis wasn’t about me. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4625 this flight is severely under-booked! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4626 Di I like reading Kafka? Oh, not me, I'll start to itch! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4627 It’s weird when the cars look like ants. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4628 Afterward you’ll have to eat me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4629 Honestly, i don't know how you can be so calm when it's an ant eaters convention boarding next. . 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4630 Is this not the flight to Des Moines? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4631 Now I realize why we’re the only passengers on this flight! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4632 Um, hi, I'm Sally - so you must be Mr. Arthur Pod? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4633 I have a feeling we're not going to Kansas. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4634 FLYING PHYLUM CLASS 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4635 Fellow airline travelers can be so obtuse. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4636 I was told that flying these days was no picnic. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4637 Can you pick up the Russian spy satellite with those? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4638 You people all look like ants from where I sit. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4639 It turns out that “Snakes on a Plane” as the in-flight movie wasn’t the scariest thing about Carol’s trip. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4640 And I thought the last flight was Kafka-esque. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4641 As of I didn’t already have enough trouble sleeping on these trans Atlantic flights! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4642 Rhonda was determined to face her fear of giant flying insects. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4643 My two greatest fears: flying and falling in love. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4644 So, have you reached the auntie-climax in the story yet? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4645 We’re so high, everybody looks like an ant! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4646 Small world--I have an aunt in Denver, too. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4647 WOW, those people down there look as small as ants! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4648 Sorry, but the stewardesses can't serve you--I ate all of them too. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
4649 She should've asked the doctor for a Xanax, too. Sara Zulfiqar Boston, MA 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4650 I think AI has gone too far. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4651 Do I bug you?” 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4652 No, I don't think there's a meal service. But the pretzels are very filling. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4653 Wow: that’s a high price to pay for joining the Mile-High Club. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4654 This was the only seat on the plane with both extra legroom and extra headroom. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4655 And what if I don't clear the aisle? 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
4656 Planes make me feel antsy too. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4657 I love Kafka. Read him in college. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4658 More leg room... 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4659 Sorry, but when people get too close I exude a noxious mist. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4660 So, your name’s Marc Antony? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4661 Good thing he’s got an aisle seat 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4662 You ever look out the window and feel so … you know … small? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4663 I know you are comfortable with the aisle seat,but maybe we could trade so I could escape more readily. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4664 Why are you terrified? I don’t eat Human meet. 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
4665 You know, it's impolite to stare at the ground. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4666 Does this mean you're a flying insect? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4667 Funny, I have an aunt in Chicago. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4668 Your exoskeleton seriously compromises your ability to empathize. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4669 how else do you think we can infect the world? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4670 Relax, in airplane mode, my antennae only pick up a glucose signal. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4671 You're a seat bug ? What the hey..... 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4672 I’m glad nobody is sitting next to me. It really bugs me. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4673 Give her some time to process the situation. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4674 Good call getting a bulkhead seat 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4675 Empty middle seat! We should buy lottery tickets, no? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4676 Don't be scared. I'm not your male kind. I read books. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4677 Look, if you're going to be my emotional support animal, the least you could do is to put that book away and pay attention to me. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4678 No matter how hard she tried, the ant puns kept slipping out as she tried to make small talk. She couldn't even apologize for being ignorant. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4679 I'm a vegetarian, are you?! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4680 It's wild... all the people down there look like... umm... gnats. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4681 You wouldn't believe the dreams that book gave me 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4682 Ahh … I get it now. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4683 Don't be so antsy, darling! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4684 …and that’s how my Emotional Support Aardvark empire was born! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4685 No-o-o-o-o……. A literate bug! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4686 These flights are always tight on legroom. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4687 Why do I get the distinct impression that I repulse you? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4688 What do you mean the inflight snack looks good? This is an economy flight. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4689 Oh my god, I forgot my book. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4690 And I was worried about radiation from a mammogram! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4691 Fly the friendly skies. Really? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4692 I don't see my bag. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4693 From up here everyone looks like little ants! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4694 "The tinniest little things from up here, aren’t they?" 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4695 I don't know who told you ants don't fly. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4696 Call me an incurable romantic, but I can never get enough of these bodice rippers. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
4697 I made a real mess in the airplane bathroom 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4698 Wait til she finds I'm a terrorist. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4699 So what’s your take on Aesops fables? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4700 No, it's not that you're an insect. You just remind me of my ex the first time he was reading Metamorphesis. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4701 OMG! Did you really just say Colony? Who do you think you are? The Queen? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4702 Traveling Fright 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4703 I would rather sit next to a cockroach. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4704 My eggs are not a snack. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4705 When you hope for a cute meet and all you get is someone's Aunt 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4706 ”Ants in yor pants or out the window? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4707 Invasive Species are hitching a ride in container ships. The more sophisticated organisms fly coach. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4708 This is an import-ant trip. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4709 Kafka was afraid of flying. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4710 And I thought I felt antsy while flying… 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4711 Love the leg and antenna room up here 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4712 Wait, your 'army' didn't board too, did they? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4713 He says he missed his non stop to Venus and now has to go through O'hare! 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4714 I thought ANTarctic Airlines was just a typo. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4715 Ant-man was hotter in the movies 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4716 i see why you wanted leg room and a place for your pods! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4717 Yeah, I can understand how being tall makes it hard for you to fit in. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4718 Quit your chirping. The extra leg room is worth every penny. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4719 Wow. The people down there really do look like ants. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4720 Should I tell her? She might think I'm nuts. There's a creature on the wing! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4721 Must you always read Kafka when we fly? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4722 I thought I was agreeing to sit with Paul Rudd in the exit row! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4723 The one time the armrest is available....... 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4724 Ant goin' nowhere, lady. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4725 Wow, that stuff totally crushed my fear of flying. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4726 'That's' the Antarctic? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4727 My seat mate really bugs me. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4728 There’s a guy in a hazmat suit on the tarmac. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4729 As if i’m interested, Lord. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4730 Raid on the AntLivesMatter protest! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4731 How many lives do you have? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4732 Okay! Okay! Forget what I said about joining the Mile High Club. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4733 Well,the food offerings may be dreadful but the leg room isn’t so bad. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4734 I had sometimes different in mind when I asked for the emergency exit. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4735 She provides little emotional support. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4736 Is this the sequel to Snakes on a Plane? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4737 Move over, lady. My wife has the window seat. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4738 Mellow out, ma’am. I only get hungry once a day. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4739 Stupid humans. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4740 Watch your legs, ma’am. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4741 Well, someone thinks of themself as “the queen!" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4742 Just helping out, Ma'am. It was either your husband or more elbow room. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4743 Independ-ant 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
4744 With my fear of flying, I thought a plane was a death trap. Apparently, it's an ant trap too! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4745 Oh dear, I was wondering why the flight had all but one seats available. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4746 I should have listened and upgraded to Business Class. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4747 As much as I've enjoyed traveling with you, the fact that you won't get a seat next to me really bugs me. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4748 The rest are coming during family boarding? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4749 Someone just stepped on Uncle Herman! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4750 I don't know why, but I'm so antsy! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4751 Is it the 6 legs and antennae that bother you? 1.1695 0.06903 59 53 2 4
4752 How is the weather on Pluto? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4753 We are the only ones who made it through the TSA line. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4754 What? He said he wanted to join the mile high club. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4755 Don't those ants down there look like people? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4756 Well, seeing as you’re not using that armrest anyway … 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4757 No words ? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4758 Guess they let anyone through security these days. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4759 When your emotional support pet steals your in flight entertainment. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4760 This is what I get for flying QANTas to AtlANTa. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4761 Is that book titled “How to Serve Man”? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4762 With all those empty seats... and it had to sit here! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4763 Flight fright: Judging a Book by Its Reader 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4764 Dammit, I wanted the aisle seat!! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4765 When I asked for an emotional support pet, I thought I might get a dog, not an emotional wreck seatmate. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4766 Uncomfortable. 15 hours to Asia. Payback for all my relatives you eradicated 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4767 It's nice to be out of pheromone range for a few hours. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4768 Wait 'til she sees my in flight snack. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4769 Don't worry. Everyone looks like ants from up here. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4770 Tell me again, what planet are we going to? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4771 I thought flying ants had wings. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4772 I beg to differ. It says here looks don’t matter. One date won’t kill you. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4773 It freaks me out that you're touching the floor with your bare feet. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4774 I know it's a mistranslation, but I always thought you were a cockroach. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4775 He wants me to turn the pages for him. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4776 I was just thinking, if we were running away to get married, would that be an ant-elope? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4777 No, I was not aware, ‘The Colony,’ was #1 on the NYT BestSeller list. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4778 To be honest, I thought I'd be vacationing with my other aunt. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4779 I’m seeing THEM everywhere! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4780 No need to be afraid of me. I’m only human. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4781 I don’t know why you’re bugging out, you have the window seat. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4782 No, but I have read Ovid's version... 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4783 It be so hot my kernels are poppin. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4784 . . . and my therapist says that, given enough time, I should be able to heal from all of the trauma caused every summer by those terrible, ungodly beasts destroying every picnic we ever had . . . 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4785 Traveling with my aintie 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4786 Umm…do you have wings? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4787 I'm overcoming my fear of flying. Next is my fear of bugs! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4788 Is it that surprising that a wingless insect is unafraid of heights? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4789 the In-flight film is Ants on a plane. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4790 This is your captain speaking. Since there's a diebitc passenger on board, we will not serve any sweets and sugar for the rest of the flight. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4791 Is this because I opted for the 'Bug Life' rewards package? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4792 Just be happy for me. I’m finally able to leave those pests at home. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4793 Ugh, we’ve slowed down to a crawl. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4794 Eew. I have to sit next to a human for the next five hours. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4795 Don't look so mortifield. Ants don't need seatbelts, dearie. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4796 Why didn't you wear shoes? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4797 Something changed after they sprayed those new pesticides 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4798 No... um, that's okay... I can wait to use the restroom at the airport...it's fine, really..." 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4799 Practicing Ant-i Social Distancing 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4800 am i really your type. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4801 Relax, dear. I did PAY for this extra legroom 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4802 So they don’t just LOOK like ants from up here, they ARE ants? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4803 They look like little Human Farms from up here! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
4804 I'm not fond of airplane food either. I prefer to eat the passengers. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4805 I was just hoping this time would be different. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4806 Good Bye, Mound City — Hello, Big Apple! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4807 Why are you reading a recipe book? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4808 Reading from an actual paper print book? That is creepy. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4809 Sister, that HELP ME crap doesn't work with me! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4810 My sister said not to limit my options...I wonder if he's single? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4811 I prefer biscotti,but peanuts will do. What about you? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4812 I guess what they say about the vaccine is true 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4813 I guess he really does need the extra leg room 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
4814 What are you reading? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4815 Everyone looks so small and insignificant, like a city of little…insects of various kinds. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4816 I like aunts but not this kind. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4817 On a mission to colonize" 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4818 I hope she can tell I'm a female, not a male on the lunch menu. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4819 Yes,our supercoloney stretches 3700 miles from northern Italy to the western coast of Spain. In my opinion, way too far to march one-by-one. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4820 No, I don't want to join the mile high club. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4821 Turn off all antennas prior to lift-off. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4822 Have you ever noticed everyone down there looks like ants? 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4823 That ant is just plane high. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4824 Ant just like that… I overcame my Myrmecophobia and Aerophobia. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4825 Hey queen, I’m looking for a new colony. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4826 I can't believe they were sold out of business class. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4827 No offense. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4828 what do you mean “Bug-eyed?” 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4829 Everything looks so tiny from up here! 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
4830 She acts like she’s never seen a bug in her life! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4831 Always worth paying for the extra legroom. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4832 I’m feeling ant agonized! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4833 Huh, I guess joke’s on me. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4834 If I have to hear ‘they look like ants from up here’ one more time, I’m going to lose it. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4835 Gross! That man is picking his nose! 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4836 It bugs me I can't see any lights down there. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4837 If you insist on using that analogy, Madame, we'd prefer you be a tad less genus neutral. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4838 Alright. Yes, it's true. I have to eat 317 times my own body weight every day. What of it?" 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4839 From up here everyone looks like ants 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4840 I like the bulkhead because I can’t wear headphones for the movie. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4841 I thought the writers were on strike for this science fiction movie. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4842 Now boarding…Flight to Ant-Arctica 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4843 Quit buggin’! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4844 You are about to enter another dimension . . . 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4845 That's a first class plague of locusts 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4846 Oh my god, an insect with only four legs! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4847 'Nothing like a big slice of gooseberry pie before bed and lucid dreaming.' 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4848 What happened to the other passengers? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4849 I finally get a free upgrade with more leg room, but this really bugs me. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4850 Oh no, his entire family is on this flight?! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4851 My word … aren’t you a bit antsy today? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4852 I knew I should have paid more attention to those E. O. Wilson books. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4853 I'm hiding my phone. They've bugged the plane! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4854 Where are we landing? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4855 Good story… “Snakes on planes…” 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4856 Our Colony got into some biomass growth hormone and VOILA. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4857 I would have loved the window seat. What’s her problem? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4858 OMG.. What happened to that old lady sitting next to me a minute ago??? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4859 is that your nesters flying by. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4860 The people look like ... never mind. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4861 Me: How did you go through their strict airport security inspection before boarding this flight ? Mrs Ant: I have my way because I am smart ; I read. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4862 You're making a mountain of an ant hill. He was just a friend. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4863 I dare you to leave crumbs on the floor! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4864 Roach coach. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4865 The extra legroom is SO worth it. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4866 So, why is it just you and me on this flight? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4867 Is your name Gregor Samsa? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4868 Studying the Air Raid Offense in time for Fall 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4869 Thanks for listening...I really hope I'm not bugging you. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4870 I was quite clear- I want to visit my Great Aunt Tillie, and now they have me en route to some Caribbean Island! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4871 I mated with the queen yesterday. So my life’s work is done. I might as well enjoy the moment. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4872 Fine. Greg. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4873 How come I can see the whole Earth down there? 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4874 THEM! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4875 Jane followed the tips to get a window next to an empty middle, but the article didn't say anything about the aisle. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4876 New York Times best seller? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4877 And my Aunt will be in the middle seat. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4878 If you must know, I'm reading ...... "It Takes A Village" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4879 I can't believe snakes are more scary on a plane than one large ant. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4880 I know... It's been 17 years since I've had a vacation, too! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4881 I didn't put my seatbelt on. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4882 Extrovert with an exoskeleton. My worst nightmare. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4883 I can't believe he's reading 'The Art of the Deal' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4884 As an inter-species couple, one must forgive the human trait of talking shit. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4885 Still not used to flying drones. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4886 Of course I know who The Queen Ant is, it’s…. Beyoncé? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4887 I''m feeling alittle antsy, how bout you? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4888 Please be patient while we reboot the entertainment system - we heard there were some bugs 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4889 What? Haven't you read Kafka? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4890 So much for priority seating. Here come the anteaters! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4891 We've been circling for an hour and are definitely missing our connection. I'm so glad we carried on. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4892 Your Grandfather is out there looking for you! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4893 This middle seat should stay open. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4894 I'm opening the air hatch if this thing goes down 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4895 OMG - I think he's reading a banned book! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4896 No, I haven't read Kafka. Why do you ask?" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4897 Oh damn, I forgot the DEET spray 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4898 I always get the Exit Row for the leg room 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4899 Hi, it's me... You know how when you fly, people on the ground look like little ants? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4900 You will be stopped at the border as an illegal 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4901 ants. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4902 Ironic isn't it? That there are no ants in Antarctica? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4903 I thought you said my Aunt was joining me! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4904 Later in the flight, which will be very turbulent, we will add another fear. Probably commitment. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4905 The Great Pacific Garbage Patch tastes great this time of year, but I can’t get there without flying 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4906 I knew this trip would be transformative. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4907 I meant no offense. I just meant they look small. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4908 Welcome to the new world order. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4909 When you asked me to fly away with you, this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4910 I'm never paying extra to board early again! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4911 These seats never provide enough leg room ! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4912 The people look like WHAT down there? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4913 No, my thorax doesn’t need an extra seat. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4914 Oh,crap! An aardvark is boarding. With MY luck he'll get our middle seat! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4915 I'm scouting the commute for the Colony. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4916 I don't bite but I do spread. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4917 Scene 1 Take 1: Ants on a Plane 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4918 We are so high up that everyone looks like ants! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4919 O'Hare is a complete nightmare. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4920 That’s the third time the flight attendant has asked you to keep your legs out of the aisle. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4921 So, you're a Flying Ant? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4922 Far Fright: Banned Bugs Reading 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4923 Would it be possible for you to switch places with the equally implausible but also slightly less menacing creature that I see standing on the wing? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4924 Being high, people look like ants....NO EXCEPTIONS. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4925 It all looks like tiny ant hills, am I right? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4926 But if you’re up here, then what are all those things down there? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4927 Thanks for choosing Colonizer Airlines we hope you enjoy your flight. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4928 You didn't bring anything to read? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4929 Um...miss? Can I bug you to swap seats? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4930 Jeff Goldblum opts for extra legroom 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4931 This new picnic class with extra legroom is so weird. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4932 I'm so sorry for assuming your species 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4933 I feel antsy when I fly. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4934 I told you not to read Kafka on the flight! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4935 do you have a seat in front of a screaming, kicking kid? that would be preferable. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4936 excuse me sir, do you also see a goblin destroying the wing? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4937 Yeah my family is meeting me at the airport” 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4938 Lost 2 legs in the divorce? Sheesh, I thought I had it rough. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4939 I thought the in-flight meal today was really filling - don't you think so? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4940 Your companion is gone. You are now a member of the mile high club. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4941 She doesn't know a good thing when one's sitting right next to her. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4942 They all look like ants down there. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4943 They wouldn’t let her bring the repellant on board. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4944 I mean, who wants the in-flight movie to be 'Snakes On A Plane' ? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4945 I should have paid extra for a bug free aisle. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4946 You can't judge a book by its cover 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4947 I wish I could afford business class. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4948 No worries about the middle seat.” 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4949 What on earth is he holding?! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4950 Yeesh, from up here all the ants look like people 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4951 Ugh…I hate nervous flyers 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4952 How Kafka-esque. What are you reading, by the way? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4953 The antithesis of arm rest sharing. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4954 When the 30,000 foot view becomes up close and personal. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4955 I don’t do window seats, it’s a height thing. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4956 I prefer the aisle seat for its extra leg room. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4957 Oh my God I think those mushrooms were... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4958 Normally, I'd trust you, but I just broke up with my boyfriend. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4959 Extra legroom you said, Mr. Samsa? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4960 Way to go!! Securing two extra legroom seats?! 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
4961 No, I have no idea why everyone suddenly left the plane while you were sleeping, just before takeoff.. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
4962 Did you read "My Aunt Enna" ? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4963 Hope you don't mind if I save money by switching to economy class. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4964 I really have to stop taking peyote before flying. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4965 Sorry, I know it freaks people out to see flying ants. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
4966 Ever heard of the Inch-high Club? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4967 So what if they do all look like ants down there? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4968 You’re better in here than out there! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4969 Ooooh don’t let the flight attendant get under your skin 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4970 That explains it. The extra fee they paid wasn’t for oversize bags. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4971 Yes, I do like boarding in the "active duty military" group, but one of these days someone will notice you're a leaf cutter and not an army ant. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4972 Told the travel agent that I wanted to sit by my aunt. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4973 So this is why nobody wants to fly Kafka Airlines? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4974 I thought the middle seat passenger was a provided snack. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4975 Once you get this high up, everyone looks like ants. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4976 I didn't mean to offend you, I thought all species of praying mantises have wings." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4977 good I wore my depends 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4978 trust me, it's not as bad as it looks 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4979 When divorce is inevitable 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4980 Boy, the people all look like ... Never mind. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4981 Why did I marry him? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4982 No worries, Honey ... immigration is only screening for the other strain of flu bug 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4983 Ugh. I should have lied and said, “Ulysses,” instead of “I don’t read books.” Now he’s judging me. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4984 Please don’t tell me they look like ants down there 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4985 I just hope a fat, talkative person sits next to me. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4986 There's more legs room in the back! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4987 Last time I'm asking for more legroom. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4988 Isn't it weird that the mountains down there look like anthills from up here? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4989 Wow, they all look like ants from up here — not that there's anything wrong with that! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4990 Does anything about this flight feel creepy to you? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4991 I woke up this way. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4992 And if I have to use the bathroom? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4993 I hate flying economy! At least I didn’t get a middle seat. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4994 Of course I'm frightened! From up here, I look like you! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4995 From way up here, those ants look like tiny little people. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4996 Funny how the cars down there look like silly ants following each other to nowhere… 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4997 Are you sure this is a friendly colony? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4998 I am not usually an antsy flyer. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4999 They all look like ants from here... oh! I am SO sorry, I didn't mean anything by that. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5000 Another rough day on the Hill, you? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5001 My friends are joining me for a GMO convention. When do they serve pretzels around here? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5002 „Kids, I shrunk your mum“ 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5003 Welcome to Virgin Antartic flights 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5004 And people call me a stink bug. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5005 Don't tell me you have to use the bathroom. We just took off! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5006 I assure you, ant, if this is a dream, it's probably not mine. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5007 You don't 'bug' me. I don't eat you. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5008 ... and not only that-- she took her shoes off. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5009 Why do I always get seated by a creep? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5010 From up here, the people really *do* look like ants. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5011 Don't say it, Maureen. Please don't say it... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5012 From up here the cars look ants !! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5013 Wow! Look out Frank, down there,all these people just look like ants 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5014 Excuse me, but aren't you supposed to keep your formic acid in a 3 ounce bottle? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5015 Great, why do I always get seated next to someone who doesn't read 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5016 One more fear and I'd have a trifecta! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5017 Boo, you thorax. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5018 But I think I am wearing a seatbelt 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5019 It's okay, I'll squeeze my legs together. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5020 I booked a flight to the Lesser Antilles. I didn't know we'd land at the Greater Antilles first. 1.1639 0.06686 61 55 2 4
5021 A pilot who hasn’t got his wings yet. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5022 I don't care if it's by Kafka. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5023 Does this train seem buggy to you? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5024 Take the seat with extra legroom, he says. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5025 Who are you emotionally supporting? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5026 Oh my God, Ayn Rand! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5027 Ant thinking: "If she doesn't shut up soon, I'm going to snip her head off." 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5028 Is it me? Or is she buggin'? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5029 Sorry ma’am — Raid sits in economy. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5030 I can’t imagine how much the extra legs room cost… 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5031 "I can't help about the shape I'm in; I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin. But don't ask me what I think of you; I might not give the answeer that you want me to." 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
5032 Well, I was an extra in the movie THEM and am flying back to the set for the sequel. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5033 I guarantee you: this is gonna be a full flight. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5034 There’s not enough leg room back there 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5035 So, what brings you to Wisconsin? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5036 I like the aisle for stretching my legs 1 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5037 From up here people really do look like ants 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5038 How awful of them not to respect your special dietary needs! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5039 So I said to myself, "Maybe I should try being one of those flying insects for a change. Why should they have all the fun." 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5040 I see an even bigger antenna out there. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5041 Is that a spider? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5042 I feel somewhat antsy 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5043 If you want a window seat,move 8 rows back. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5044 This bugs me! Who booked me on this fly-by-night flight again? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5045 He's my emotional support ant. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5046 OK, OK! I'll take the seat next to the crying baby. Please! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5047 Actually, I didn't like that book. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5048 He is reading about black holes. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5049 When we get to city, I plan on seeing a lot of other people. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5050 I've got a lot on my mind. Please don't bug me 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5051 There's a man out there! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5052 Airborne ANTi-retroviruses 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5053 I hope this next big anthill is yours 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5054 Those are actually ants and not people! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5055 The captain said to stop humming when we reach 10,000 feet 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5056 At least the middle seat is empty. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5057 What a monster. She's practically sitting in the aisle. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5058 We're landing to pick up his mother! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5059 Look lady, I’d like to read my book in peace…” “it’s just that, well, you’re reading…Men in Black? You’re not going to love how it ends… 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5060 I think I'm the only one who didn't get the memo. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5061 Don't worry --- I already had lunch. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5062 You will like that the critiques for that book are stinging. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5063 Why didn't I bring a book? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5064 Ants pass gas too my dear." 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5065 I think she loves me 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5066 Seriously, all the empty seats on this plane and they have to sit at the window seat in my row?? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5067 How long have you been reading Metamorphosis? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5068 It's so embarrassing traveling with my aunt. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5069 The city looks insignificant, like an ant hill. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5070 Not the Ant-Man she was looking for 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5071 Are you sure those mushrooms we ate are legal? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5072 Is this what Erica Jong meant? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5073 Chapter One: Contact 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5074 I'm afraid landing in this weather is going to be no picnic! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5075 I've never read Snakes on a Plane but I saw the movie. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5076 Er...pleased to meet you, Mr. Samsa. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5077 This is scary! The people on the ground look more like ants than people. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5078 What’s that you’re reading? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5079 SO GLAD she didn't bring her family! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5080 1st class sure ain't what it used to be! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5081 Relax, as long as you don't ask me if I'm flying to visit my ant, we won't have any problems. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5082 You're reading the script for the 50s movie "Them!" ? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5083 And, as if in confirmation of their new dreams and good intentions, as soon as they reached their destination Grete was the first to get up and stretch out her young body. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5084 Not to worry my dear. It’s just some of my buddies from the colony. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5085 They all look like little ants from up here. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5086 ...or aphids. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5087 Fifty Thousand Years of evolution, neither of us should be up here! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5088 OMG!!! This is NO picnic! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5089 Wow. From up here the people look like ants. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5090 Wow, I could just squish them! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5091 But I am telling you RIGHT NOW: that MF back there is NOT REAL!” 😂😂😂😂😂 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5092 So, that is what scaled means! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5093 : Great and the flight movie is Beetle Juice 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5094 I can’t help thinking, what’s the point of it all? When we’re all just scurrying around like ants! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5095 Yes, I AM reading WE ARE THE ANTS and NO, I don’t think that’s weird at all! Have a nice flight! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5096 She doesn’t even realize the rat problem we have here 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5097 Go on... Say the thing.... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5098 If you tell me you're here for the in-flight breadcrumbs, I'll lose it! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5099 We haven't even taken off yet and the people down there look like ants. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5100 I came to enjoy the carrion luggage that I hear so much of. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5101 Pretty sure she’s trying to avoid me. Glad I brought along a good book. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5102 Good not to be bugged. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5103 The cars look just like little ants. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5104 Who knew Gregor Samsa had an aunt? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5105 Check it out. The baggage handlers spilled growth hormone all over the tarmac. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5106 She keeps insisting William Shatner is on the wing. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5107 From up here everyone looks like… amoeba. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5108 Gina Samsa found herself aboard a gigantic flying insect. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5109 Yeah the turbulence is pretty scary, but I woke up like this and they still let me on the plane. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5110 At least I'm not in the center seat. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5111 No offense, but from here, the people look like ants. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5112 It's amazing how those mountains just look like ant hills. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5113 Oh God, the last time I sat next him he tried to feel me up. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5114 Do you get the feeling we're in a trap? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5115 Doesn't it seem strange that the two of us are twice as big as the rest of the passengers on this plane? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5116 I don't understand why you only want to go on picnics. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5117 Wow. People do look like ants from up here. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5118 you know Kim from accounts receivable? I’m sitting next to her ant. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5119 Calm down, it is not me; I am wearing deodor-ant 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5120 ...and not a single 'bug' pun if you need to use the bathroom, or I won't stand. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5121 Sarah sat tense, facing her worst fear of flying. Turbulants. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5122 That was not a flying saucer. Trust me. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5123 I can't wait for this plane to land and get back to my beloved sand hill. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5124 Oh crap, someone just got sucked into the engine! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5125 The people down there look like um, um, tiny people. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5126 Who were you expecting on this intergalactic flight, darling? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5127 I knew I was sitting by a bulkhead but this isn't what I was expecting 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5128 Spirit gets to the same city at the same time" they said. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5129 Oh my god, everyone are ants from up here! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5130 This is the moment Sheila realized something weirdly strange was about to happen, again. She just entered into the 'Twice Flight Zone.' 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5131 All the ants down there look as small as people. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5132 My ant Tilly just flew in from the Antilles. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5133 When I auditioned for this role, I should have known a sci-fi horror movie called ‘Travels with my Ant’ was going to be trouble. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5134 I didn't think you ever took time off work 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5135 Talia’s eyes began watering from WAY too much Drakkar as soon as the guy sat so close. Wow! She was desperate to move seats, but feared it might be seen as speciesist? Or what if he’s one of those angry dudes who freaks at perceived female rejection? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5136 How 'bout those priority boarding apples? Just wait until they look at my ticket and move me to the middle seat. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5137 My God, there are millions of them down there! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5138 I'm just trying to be social. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5139 I have antipathy to aisle seats. Wonder if she'll swap with me? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5140 Wow, I can’t tell which are your relatives and which are mine. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5141 Wow those little people look like ants,,,,, and uncles from up here! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5142 I hope his whole family is not coming too. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5143 I don't mean to bug you, but would you pull down your shade, please? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5144 Traveling for work can be such a chore. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5145 Geez, I got on the wrong plane again. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5146 Oh, Yes. This year we decided to flying rather than swarming to the grain fields of Nebraska. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5147 If you insist on reading aloud, would you mind reading in English? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5148 Big things that fly make me nervous. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5149 Ugh, I hate antspreaders 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5150 There is no terror in the bang. Only in the anticipation of it. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5151 I overcame my fear of flying when I remembered ants survive falls from any height. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5152 All of a sudden, being on United 93 doesn’t sound so bad. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5153 Where is my service animal, Annie anteater? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5154 Hey, not to alarm anyone, but it looks like we're making an unscheduled stop in Aardvarkton. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5155 Darling, I can’t tell whether your parents are outside or we’ve taken off? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5156 Oh, no! I knew I shouldn't have flown Allegiant! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5157 Down there, everyone looks like ... Oh I'm so sorry. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5158 I always get antsy in Economy. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5159 Sure is a long way down! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5160 I can't just say "you are bugging me." 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5161 We’re so high up that all my uncles look like… 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5162 You're reading "The Cannible Cookbook" by Nico Claux? It's cheaper on Kindle. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5163 Look at all those carry-ons! They’re going to colonize coach. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5164 So creepy, the people on the ground look like ants! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5165 Uhhhh, no .... sorry.... offhand I don't know what connecting flights go to Area 51. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5166 When you need the bathroom but have no idea how to ask your seat mate to stand up… 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5167 I left the kids at home this time. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5168 Everyone looks like an ant from up here. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5169 He may be quietly reading but it still bugs me! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5170 You're a flying ant, right? Not a termite? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5171 John Lithgow and William Shatner are on the wing! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5172 Bug 404 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5173 Yes, I've seen flying ants before -- but I thought you flew United. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5174 They are ants,we haven’t taken off yet! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5175 We never talk anymore." Phil Myers, Winchester, M 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5176 I need to warn my fellow etymologists - the entomologists are treading on our turf now! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5177 You have nothing to fear--I'm a lifelong reader. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5178 Snakes I could have tolerated. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5179 Flying gives her the creepy-crawlies. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5180 I'm not a Karen, I'm not a Karen, I'm not a Karen - oh, eek, I am, I really am a Karen. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
5181 Wow, look below! They all look like ants fro.. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5182 I thought the queen would fly in First Class. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5183 I wonder if it has enough legroom? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5184 OMG! I can't believe he's reading Jodi Picoult's Mad Honey! I thought that wasn't even out yet! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5185 Wow- stuck next to another Humanoid with a Book! " jk fuller. genoa, n 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5186 Finally, we're back to reasonable leg room. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5187 In the unlikely event of a water landing I plan to walk the rest of the way. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5188 When legroom is a necessity, not just a want. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5189 So unfair that I have to get two seats 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5190 I thought this cartoon was going to be funny. 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
5191 Don't tell me. Your name is Gregor Samsa. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5192 Now I see why they sat me in the Emergency Row. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5193 I didn't know they flew commercial. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5194 Flying freaks me out! What about you? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5195 To be honest, I’m feeling a bit antsy. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5196 From way up here they all look like little-bitty ants. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5197 I could say something but I know I'll just end up looking crazy in a TikTok video. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5198 It creeps me out when women try to touch my legs! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5199 I should have upgraded to the extra leg room seat. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5200 Oh my! They is naked. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5201 The look you give when you requested the window but got the aisle. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5202 That awkward moment when you realize you shouldn't have used that new formic acid cleanser. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5203 This is definitely NOT what I thought my aunt meant when she called to invite me to sit in first class with her. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5204 For the last time,no,I’m NOT qualified to be your comfort animal. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5205 Diamond member. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5206 My friend Gina is powdering her nose but she will be back in a jiffy. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5207 The people down there look like an-ants, oh. Well this is awkward! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5208 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5209 Oh no! I forgot my peppermint styling spray at home! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5210 It's a very unpleasANT trip! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5211 Yes I know you’re close and they are very very far away 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5212 Relax darling, there is billions of you. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5213 My names Antnee 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5214 The ants go marching two by two, Hurrah, Hurrah. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5215 Any chance you would pray with me before takeoff, Sir?" 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5216 Just be grateful I don’t have 8 legs 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5217 It's not about the big ant, it's about she's reading. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5218 I can't believe he took his socks off 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5219 Hey, this flight is totally empty! Want to join the mile high club? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5220 I mean . . . aunts and uncles. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5221 They all look like little ants down there. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5222 That's when I realized the tray tables had turned. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5223 They told me after my flight was cancelled, "the only available flight wasn't cleaned" 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5224 Good thing it's not overweight....... 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5225 I hope we crash,I could start a new hive with all the fresh food 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5226 I guess he'll no longer need overhead storage! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5227 Kafka, look! You won't believe this! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5228 I cannot bring you home for dinner. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5229 What’s the Mile High Club? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5230 Ok, fine. I'm anti-social. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5231 And some of my best friends are Ants. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5232 Rest is what I am stinging for. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5233 Great leg room, don't you think? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5234 I don’t remember Metamorphosis to be so dry… 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5235 Someone should call the pest control tower.” 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5236 Please don't bug me, I'm trying to read. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5237 Ants! They’re just like us! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5238 You're the first passenger who's helped with my fear of flying while amplifying my fear of insects. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5239 I think I see something on the wing. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5240 You know what really bugs me about flying? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5241 I sure hope it's full. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5242 Never flying Spirit again! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5243 You and your fellow workers want collective bargaining rights?? That’s socialism! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5244 Good luck to you when the beverage cart goes by. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5245 There's a man on the wing! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5246 Oh they all look like me? Never heard that before. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5247 Is that the rest of your colony? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5248 Like you’re going to help in case of an evacuation. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5249 Ant misbehav'n 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5250 I am so glad those nice people let us switch seats so we could sit next to each other! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5251 They all look like… um…nothing. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5252 Hmmm, I'm getting a little hungry.... 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5253 ...but you seem so small from this height. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5254 I think I'm supposed to be down there with my family...and the passengers and the pilot. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5255 Oh No! Three of your buddies are dragging this plane into a giant ant hill. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5256 And I wished for a mate! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5257 Maybe I shouldn’t have paid for extra legroom. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5258 All the people down there look just like insects. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5259 I heard that drones were beginning to affect flights, but I never imagined this. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5260 Did it bug you when I said I was visiting my aunt? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5261 I’m sick of the putting us worker ants in economy. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5262 Yeh, I hate these front rows with no screens, too. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5263 I’m never paying for extra leg room again. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5264 Maybe I should have ordered a vegetarian meal after all.” 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5265 It’s amazing. All the tiny people down there look like ants. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5266 If I knew they served pretzels I would have told my thousand closest friends to join. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5267 I hate the center seat too. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5268 I don't know. Her husband was just here a minute ago. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5269 Talk about feeling alien-ated! Norm Greenspan, Bradenton, Florida 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5270 Literally, “a million to one shot” and here I sit… where’s the damn beverage cart! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5271 it's a bugs life 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5272 It's nothing personal. Just take a look and see what I mean. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5273 Of course I isolate.”Have you ever been called VERMIN “? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5274 What! You've never read The Metamorphosis. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5275 When they said they put extra leg space, I didn't realise it was for all six legs! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5276 I can't think of anything scarier than take-off." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5277 Masking would not improve the situation so Ada nervously crossed her legs trying to take less room. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5278 Do you ever get nervous on these late night trains? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5279 Maybe I shouldn't have paid for the extra leg room. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
5280 I am literally the only human on the plane. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5281 Amazing, the view makes everone look the size of ants. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5282 We're so high, the people look like you. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5283 Just my luck, I get to sit next to a travel bug. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5284 Last time I'm flying Metamorphic Airlines. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5285 Air travel makes me antsy. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5286 May I borrow that book for a second? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5287 I can see why you don't want to use the teleporter anymore. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5288 From this high, all the people down there look like ants. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5289 Thank God that huge mosquito got off the plane. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5290 no ants in the pants with this one! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5291 I was wondering how the other passengers squeezed into a couple toilets. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5292 From this height, all the people look like William Shatner. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5293 Thanks for the extra legroom 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5294 I'm a fly...So I fly...Duh 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5295 These seat belts never fit properly. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5296 Is that the Locust Valley airport? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5297 Reach out and I’ll be there! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5298 Well, that's the last time I pay for extra leg room! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5299 I'm always the first one one on the plane. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5300 It's creepy to think what could be out there 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5301 OMG! Do you think this plane can land in that swarm of locusts?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5302 Leg room must be a real problem, huh? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5303 Some passenger is always moaning when you're trying to read. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5304 Why did I book a destination picnic? Lynn Fazekas Seekonk MA 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5305 No, your mother never bugged me. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5306 Never noticed Terminix was in the tank truck refueling business before. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5307 Another flight for Belinda adjacent an ant-spreader. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5308 A is for apple. I is for indigestion. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5309 Next time I'll pay for the bugless seat 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5310 Air travel was way more convenient in a giant peach 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5311 Egad! He is reading "Lenningren and the Ants". 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5312 I can’t believe I forgot his name after just meeting at the company picnic 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5313 Oh, no!! It's morphed into Ant Intelligence. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5314 This isn't what I meant, when I said I was searching for an anti-boyfriend. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5315 Antagonism 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5316 Can’t stand when they sit there and bug me the entire flight! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5317 I figure if there’s an emergency, you can handle the door… 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5318 Flying always bugs me, but this is on a new level. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5319 This is your queen speaking. We’ve run out of food. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5320 It says here that Antigua is the tourist destination of the year 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5321 Hey, Serge, check out the view! All the ants down there look like people. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5322 I just think you’d be really good at hauling luggage. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5323 He’s Reading Ayn Rand 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5324 Twin fears 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5325 Ladies and gentleman, we have begun our descent into United Anthills be certain your seat back is straight up and your seat belt is fastened. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5326 It's not like I'm gonna nibble on her or anything like that. I'm busy here, reading my book." Geraldine Young gytoledo@yahoo.co 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5327 I shouldn't have drunk the ooze 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5328 Why are we landing in a dirt mound? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5329 Girl, you don't even wanna know what I had to ingest for extra leg room and an empty middle seat. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5330 It’s a “service ant” & yes, we’ll need priority boarding… 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5331 No, they definitely do not look like ants. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5332 This is the ant-tithesis of flying! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5333 It all looks so small from up here. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5334 Don’t mind my service pet, humans tend to get a little antsy on planes 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5335 I hate it when passengers are reading and want to talk about their book 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
5336 Please, Lord, have someone sit in the middle seat. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
5337 From up here, all the ants look so tiny. Like people! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
5338 Wow, from this height the people on the ground look like really tiny people! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5339 He's reading Ogden Nash? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5340 Those people way down there look like, er… little people. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5341 What's the problem with her? Is she anti-insect? She'll hear from bugs lives matter! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5342 there is just no legs room back here. Am I right? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5343 Look at them all scurrying down there" 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5344 I don't care if you're good at getting into hard to reach places. I didn't drop anything. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5345 We're so high up, all those people look like they should have an aisle seat. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5346 Ugh! Another mANT-spreader! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5347 Aunt June... should we be worried that we're landing in a dense, pesticide fog? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5348 These are the best seats for leg room. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5349 No, I can't say I've ever read Kafka. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5350 This leg room is nothing, you should’ve seen when I had all six legs! Sarah Fearon NYC 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5351 I wonder if I can get free Wi-Fi through her antennae. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5352 I’m so annoyed TSA took my bug spray. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5353 Feeling a bit antsy? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5354 Objects on the ground are larger than they appear. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5355 Why so antsy? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5356 A picnic this isn't...at least I'm not stuck in the middle seat. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5357 Why won't anyone believe me? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5358 So why did you pay extra for a bulkhead seat? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5359 I know I have an ant problem but this is Fuc…. Ridiculous 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5360 Well, I suppose I should hit the can before the pollen service begins. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5361 Ugh, first timers. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5362 Why oh why did I throw away that magazine? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5363 Being afraid of flying should be the least of your concerns my dear... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5364 No. I rather not share my armrest...but I see your point about feeling ignored by airlines. You could probably use a taller headrest too. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5365 If you ask me this Roth chap is ok in his way- but he's no Bellow . 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5366 Ohhhhhh...guess I no longer need to buy 2 seats, the Ozempic's working. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5367 Is that the new anthology? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5368 Cross my legs, I hope he doesn’t uncross his.” 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5369 I might have boarded the wrong flight? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
5370 Does it look like I miss having wings? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5371 No need to feel antsy because this plane is not taking off 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5372 Gettin' a little antsy. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5373 Please refrain from saying the people down there look like ants. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5374 Why the shock? You're not so good looking yourself. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5375 Just leave me at least one armrest 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5376 Good afternoon passengers, welcome to Formicinae Airlines. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5377 The upside is ,the middle seat will be wide open. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5378 I wonder why this flight is so empty 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5379 No! I do not want the middle seat! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5380 My cousin the centipede would die for this seat.” 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5381 Just my luck to not have an isle seat and have to go to the restroom 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5382 Pick Nick Airlines. What else would you expect an ant to choose? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5383 It's amazing how people look like ants from a plane. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5384 This lady is really starting to bug me… 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5385 Yes, of course I love science fiction. I just . . . 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5386 I hate flying through thunder storms 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5387 At least I have a window seat 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5388 Airplanes make me a little antsy. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5389 It's just an expression. I didn't mean it in a sizeist way. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5390 UH! Is that a snake? Did ya see it?! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5391 I guess they don't look like ants at all. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5392 We're so high that those people down there look like ants. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5393 How much extra did you pay for the aisle seat? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5394 You should be scared, I’m about to be flying 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5395 From up here, the people are as tiny as ants. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5396 Oh my God! There’s more of them on the gangway! 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
5397 Carol realized where she had seen her seatmate before. Why hadn't she burned all of the ants with the magnifying glass? Why had she left any alive at all? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5398 I guess I should’ve packed the ant-acid after all! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5399 Angela tried to backpedal, but for the life of her she couldn't think of a better simile. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5400 Oh, I hope t 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5401 Why are you up here when you should be down there? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5402 I should've stayed in cattle class. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
5403 Is this about me filling up the overhead bins? Forty times my body weight is a lot of carry-on bags,Wendy. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5404 That looks like you, and that looks like you, and that looks like you… 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5405 There's nobody on this plane but this giant ant and me! But it's so full down there with people... with no giant ants... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5406 Bug-eyed 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5407 Look! Look! They all look like ants! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5408 I always pay up for extra leg room. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5409 a crowd on the runway...another damned delay...Why...why? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5410 Just my luck to be next to a flying ant 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5411 Some may say decolonisation has gone a little too far... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5412 Since you asked - I just started Franz Kafka the Metamorphosis 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5413 I know you have long legs but do you mind if we exchange seats? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5414 I’ll bet your luggage is just as weard as you. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5415 How can it be a horror story about an ant eater? They are so cute. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5416 No I'm an ant actually, but I see your confusion" 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5417 So does your queen gets the frequent flier miles? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5418 Oh no, another Anti-Vaxer right there.... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5419 Kindly grant me solitude, for my spirit yearns for moments of tranquil reflection. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5420 Aroma in the Skies: Pheromonal-Powered Plane Takes Flight 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5421 Wow, are insects really allowed on planes now? Why yes, darling. But only after they anterrogate you at passport control. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5422 For the hundredth time, I'm not a fire hazard, it's just my name! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5423 Aisle seat with plenty of leg room and overhead space 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
5424 Why are we landing at Antlandia?! 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
5425 He invited me to Area 51 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5426 I'm so glad I got the window seat. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5427 ...and then she went on and on about her exes, and how each of them... 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5428 How can you sit there and read a stupid book? What if we all die on impact? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5429 He gives "extra leg-room" whole new meaning. - Ginny King, New York City 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5430 No, but if you want me to read it, I will. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5431 Do you think the flight attendant will serve me a kosher meal? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5432 Auntie, please tell me we won't crash. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5433 You want to put on some pants there, bro? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5434 This. This is how you get ants! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5435 Don’t judge me, I usually fly private. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5436 ...I just feel like everyone's always walking all over me. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5437 I was assigned the middle seat, but I won’t bug you. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5438 Never mind! I want my aisle seat back! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5439 If only I booked the aisle seat. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5440 OH! MY! GOD! I'm in a Stephen King novel. And it's reading it! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5441 Why do the weirdos always get a window seat?! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5442 What is this, legroom for ants? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5443 Gee, from up here, everyone looks like little ants. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5444 Of course, he’s reading Kafka. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5445 OMG. Landing always creeps me out. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5446 Everyone down there looks like an ant! ...Forget I said that. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5447 I gotta be the first one off 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5448 When a book and body-language aren't enough to get your seat-mate to stop talking, what's next? Stealing their lunch? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5449 covid coming again 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5450 Yikes! I hope that large person rumbling down the aisle is not sitting next to me. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5451 I heard there's a lot of work in New York City this summer. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5452 How do they all know where to go? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5453 ...And I'm afraid of heights too. Damn, just my luck! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5454 How come I always get stuck to the ones who don't wear shoes? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5455 Ant got your tongue? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5456 More like “Bugs On a Plane” am I right? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5457 But Captain, shouldn't you be with the Auto Pilot for landing 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5458 I hope we make our connection in Atlanta, so I can get home before I die. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5459 Wait, what did I miss in the AI landscape? 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
5460 I shouldn't have quit drinking four days before this flight. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5461 Reading poetry helps me with my fear of flying. Want to borrow my book? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5462 OMG! I’m sitting one seat away from a giant ant wearing glasses and reading a book! I need to change seats! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5463 I knew I should have upgraded to first class. ( said by the creature) 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5464 I am not a bug. I am a feature! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5465 I’m not *offended*. But you might just as easily have said, ‘the buildings look like people.’ 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5466 I hate my uncle’s wife. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5467 s This new airline is still working out the bugs. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5468 Now I understand why they call it Wonder Airlines Special Priority seating. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5469 From up here everything looks like ants. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5470 Is there nowhere you won’t invade? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5471 Geez, and I PAID for extra legroom? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5472 Oh wow. Everyone down there looks like teeny tiny ants. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5473 On a completely empty flight and this thing is my seat mate. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5474 Wow, the giant ants down there look like regular ants! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5475 Goodness, there's a flying ant outside the window! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5476 I’ve never flown before. The buildings and cars look like little toys. And the people on the ground look like ants! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5477 Look at all the people, they look like ants.....oops. 1.1515 0.06199 66 60 2 4
5478 I hope that is not a human recipe book. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5479 Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5480 He is not following CDC guidelines to wear a mask. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5481 Geez, I guess she doesn't recognize me without my Adam Ant uniform. Janet Stevens, Wilmington DE 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5482 Will the crew bring a pottie to my seat? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5483 First flight? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5484 How long were you in the Amazon working on your dissertation? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5485 Are you originally from Antarctica? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5486 When I visit the city I sometimes feel as though I’m entering an ants’ nest. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5487 So, uh... mile-high club or does your Queen forbid that, too? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5488 Well, the males of my species fly themselves! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5489 This is terrifying! There are so many people down there. Looks like thousands of little ants. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5490 You know what bugs me? Turbulence. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5491 I really need to buy a car! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5492 I think I see your neighborhood….oh, wait, all you ants look the same. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5493 Would you look at that. The people down there look just like ants. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5494 From this height everyone looks like ants. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5495 If anyone bugs me I'm going to lose it. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5496 That seat was saved for my aunt! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5497 Wow...look at the people down there...they look like...oh. Never mind. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5498 The Paparazzi is out there. You should put on a disguise. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5499 Is your name really Gregor Samsa? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5500 You'll love it once you get used to it. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5501 Suddenly first class is looking like a lot more than fancy seats and expensive meals. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5502 From up here,they all look like . . . well you know. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5503 I missed my nuptial flight. Look like you did too. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5504 Maybe they're not such little ants down there. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5505 You really do have extra baggage. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5506 Do you anti-cipate a smooth landing? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5507 And he was the kind of guy who taken off his shoes before boarding was complete. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5508 You humans take nuclear war much too seriously. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5509 At least the plane is empty. Wait… 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5510 This seems like a pretty extreme scouting expedition. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5511 Excuse me miss, can you tell me if the man sitting between us is real? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5512 Keep your cooties to yourself!! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5513 From this altitude, the people on the ground all look like ants! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5514 Well, TSA couldn’t find anything that said I can’t board the plane. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5515 Do you know that you are actually sitting in the safest row of this airplane? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5516 No. Tell me. What do they look like down there? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5517 When you fly economy... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5518 I knew Genetic Modification Island couldn't be your destination. Wrong plane, lady! Not to worry though, you won't be mistreated there, we're not complete humans! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5519 It’s insulting calling me myrmecophobic just for asking if you bite. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5520 I always sit in front for the extra leg room. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5521 Don’t you dare try to squish me on your way to the bathroom. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5522 Ironic, how you look so calm for a bug whose nightmare is to be airborne. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5523 I must be dreaming, the plane is empty! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5524 Unlike most humans I have not lost my ability to recognize my secret demons when they become real.” 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5525 Oh no, someone is coming for the middle seat. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5526 Flying beats traveling by ant trail. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5527 Wow! From up here all the people look like nasty little ants! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5528 Glad I didn't choose the middle seat. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5529 Kafka ain’t got nothing on this flight. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5530 So your cousin is 'Elon Muskeetow'? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5531 I hope that that's Jeff Goldblum next to me. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5532 I could've sworn the site said no additional BAG fees 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5533 I’m not thrilled either but just don’t bug me 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5534 Where is the stewardess? I'm feeling antsy... 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5535 There's a large hill coming up. Know anything about it? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5536 Everyone on the ground is so tiny they all look like ants. Wait… 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
5537 I can’t believe they call this Business Class on European airlines… no one in the middle but ants on the aisle. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5538 Some of us work during the Summer. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5539 Ladies and gentlemen, no need to panic, but if there's anyone here who can fly, please press your call button. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5540 I heard that farmers around here use a lot of pesticide. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5541 And it's taking the middle's armrest! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5542 He knew that joining the mile-high club might be dangerous. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5543 I really should’ve recommended ‘The Trial’ instead. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5544 Oh, OK, I guess you're right. The people down there don't really look like ants. Happy now? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5545 It’s a small world. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5546 I didn’t say it wasn’t a good book. I only said it wasn’t a GREAT book. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5547 Did you hear the flight attendant? We're not going anywhere with you blocking the aisle. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5548 I like extra legroom, but this is one time I wish I wasn't in an exit row. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5549 Uh, oh, baby, they're rollin' out a HUGE can of Raid down there... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5550 How does an aunt make enough money to shrink a plane? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5551 You ordered a special meal. You can't complain about a bug in the soup. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5552 I hope I didn't just stumble into some obscure Kafkaesque novella. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5553 I wasn't the one buying superfoods. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5554 WHEN I SAID I WISH I COULD TAKE AUNT IRENE ON VACATION WITH ME, I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5555 They all look like ants from up here... not that there's anything wrong with that! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5556 At least I’m not next to a crying baby. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5557 Um, did you order the vegetarian option? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5558 My biggest fear is sitting next to someone a plane who bugs me. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5559 Say,which hill did you say was yours? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5560 Attention passengers, please remember to keep all hands, legs, and antennae safely stowed in the aisle. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5561 Of all the seats he chose this one to bug me! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5562 I had to pick the one seat that was bugged. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5563 Why did I pay more for extra legroom? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5564 Marilyn always gets a little antsy when she flies. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5565 Down there? Is that the picnic you're taking me to? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5566 From way up here, everyone looks like tiny ants.” 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5567 Everyone looks like an insect at this elevation! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5568 Oh, God, who's flying this plane? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5569 You are in a break from the cricket and I… Oh, we are so similar” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5570 Maybe they meant 'extra leg' room... 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5571 They said the featured movie would be it's "THEM!" 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5572 You are right. It could be said that people lock like termites from up here. 1.1500 0.06649 60 55 1 4
5573 If they put somebody in the middle seat, I am changing rows. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5574 Is this how I lose my virginity? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5575 Is this a meal flight? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5576 Doesn’t she realize my legs are longer than hers. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
5577 From up here, the people look like tiny ants. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5578 Figures. We are going to Antiqua. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5579 You know there's help for fear of flying 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5580 I've always wanted to meet Gregor Samsa... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5581 …Should I remind him to fasten his seat belt..? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5582 Even if your family insists never travel with your Ant. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5583 If you don’t want to volunteer you can ask for reseating from exit row. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5584 My seatmate says that whenever he lands, they treat him like an alien. I wonder why? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5585 It is ok. I won 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5586 You should see the storm clouds! There go the family picnic plans. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5587 From up here, the people down there look like ants! No wait... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5588 No worries, I'll survive. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5589 Deadant,Deadant,Deadant, Deadant,Deadant,Deadant,Deadant, Dead,Dead,Dead,Dead,Dead, Ant! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5590 Ants are also bookworms lady calm down! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5591 My morning hasn't been so great, either. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5592 Plus he collected insect specimens - which no offense, was just creepy. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5593 Don't be dramatic - it's not like it's covid. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5594 Greene felt something wasn't quite right. He would have to completely redraft Travels With My Ant 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5595 Thank goodness she's terrified of heights and not the thrilling adventures that unfold within my questionable taste in ant literature... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5596 They can fly! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5597 It is hard to get good legroom 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5598 This is what happens when we can’t take bug spray in our carry on 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5599 Not just somebody has the aisle seat...it's a giant antibody. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5600 Funny how people look like ants up here. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5601 La apariencia tiene algunos beneficios . 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5602 I’m afraid of the window seat. What are you afraid of ? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5603 No, I haven’t read Die Verwandlung. Why do you ask? 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5604 I’m just saying, of all the Marvel movies the latest Antman is just not, well, my favourite… 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5605 Hmm, it's almost lunch time 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5606 Hollywood's contract obliges you to fly-in their costume. Hope you are not feeling a bit antsy" 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5607 I’m from Area 51, and you? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5608 He's hotter than in the movies! And I’m looking like this… 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5609 Wow, from way up here all the people down on the ground look like… uh… nevermind. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5610 Toni was beginning to regret stocking up on anty-bodies. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5611 Super Saver flight 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5612 We’re flying into night…can you try and keep it down? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5613 Oh My Freakin God!!! I'm going to die!!! This thing is going to eat me!!! Hurry Up and Land!!! Hurry Up and Land!!! Hurry Up and Land Already!!! 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5614 The budget fare was a classic bait-and-trap. I had to pay twice for the extra legs room. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5615 Please , don’t bug me on the trip ! 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5616 I'm supposed to say something about people looking like ants from up here, but it just seems so cliché, you know? I mean, is obvious humor bad, or are we just dulled to it because it's obvious? Or is that the point? Ants should have six legs, though. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5617 That was sooo,2070!! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5618 Woah, I thought that acid I dropped was "for Mick" ! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5619 Flying ant day has really stepped it up this year 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5620 And we thought that AI was going to be our evolutionary dead-end! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5621 I knew I should have taken the window seat. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5622 Is THIS Antz?! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5623 Everyone looks like they're ant...icipating something. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5624 Ugh, you’re barefoot? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5625 Plainly he ate too many of those damned peanuts. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5626 Oh look. Those people down there look like ant...uh...tiny people. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5627 Wow, look at all the people down there, they look like tiny little ants!! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5628 Don't know why I am so worried. She's probably not dangerous. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5629 I reserved bulkhead not bughead seating 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5630 I thought the new HEPA filtration systems eliminated all the bugs. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5631 The rest of my family should be here any minute. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5632 I have never in my life eaten a chocolate coated insect, I just wanted to put that out there. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5633 Don't you think the snow in the moutains looks just like sugar? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5634 When the plane is empty but you still have to share a row with some annoying Gen Z chick. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5635 I hope he doesn't belch that middle seat meal! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5636 He has no shoes, his tibia are the aisle, and this flight makes a stop at O'Hare. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5637 Hey 1C,I was told airline CEOs can ONLY fly private jets...! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5638 Let me guess, I’m bugging you. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5639 Don’t get antsy babe. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5640 Body language 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5641 I thought they said aunt. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5642 Yikes! I am the in-flight meal! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5643 Is the swarm on the next flight? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5644 Appreciating the Twilight Zone. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5645 Gosh, those people down there look like little bugs!... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5646 Who knew there was a downside to early boarding! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5647 From up here the people look like horrible little ... aphids. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5648 The book... "How to be Your Bigger Self" Don't worry about the others, most can't read. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5649 I knew there must be a catch. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5650 Once again regretting ordering the fish special. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5651 Everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two fucks. But I am telling you right now, that motherfucker back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and die with them or not. I’m not going to. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5652 Oh wow, people really do look like ants from this elevation. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5653 And I thought snakes on a plane were bad. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5654 Holy s..t!! That’s not a volcano that’s an ant hill! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5655 OMG! It’s reading The Mating Game! 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5656 It's called Eat Prey Love... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5657 That’s the last time I fly Spirit. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5658 I always get antsy on flights, do you? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5659 Consider yourself lucky: You should see the guy in 13A. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5660 I KNOOOW - Oprah kept pushing this book and I fell for it! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5661 When they said I'd be sitting next to the queen in first class this wasn't what I had in mind! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5662 I get so antsy on airplanes. Sorry, I meant to say fidgety. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5663 Are you annoyed that I have the aisle seat? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5664 I’m a bug?!? All I asked multiple times was to sit near the window. But you refused to let me 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5665 My god this book is so boring! And why does this woman look so perplexed, staring out the window? Is someone being murdered out there? We must still be on the ground, there's no one in the plane. Why would I bring a book instead of a laptop? #antlife 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5666 Oh my! They’re smaller than ants. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5667 You're lucky: cannot find a recipe for your type 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5668 Ryanair things. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5669 Welcome aboard. The movie tonight will be Destination: Infestation. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5670 I get ants in my pants when I fly. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5671 All I need is for all of her babies to show up and start screaming. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5672 ….and yet you just sit there like there’s nothing wrong…. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5673 Don't be silly , you are the only mandible for me 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5674 She obviously hasn't caught the reading bug" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5675 Oh my God, Greg, I'm trapped in your story! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5676 There is something on the wing!!! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5677 You used to treat me like your Queen.. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5678 At least the middle seat will remain empty. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5679 Flying always makes me antsy,” she said. “You too?” 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5680 We were together for over twenty years. So when he said he wouldn't stalk me, naturally I believed him. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5681 Yes you pay for the meals, but the sugar is free. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5682 Which shoulder may I read over? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5683 Another Ant-agonising passenger... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5684 This does it! From now on, I’m flying first class. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5685 : Humans are taking over the world. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5686 Oh please. The other armrest is for you. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5687 I decided not to pay for the extra seat 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5688 HELP, I changed my mind about going to Antigua! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5689 Next time I go on vacation I'm going with my uncle. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5690 Looks like we're descending into Ant Hill, California now! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5691 You think everyone looks like an ant, Karen. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5692 Well, this sure is juicy. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5693 Worst 9/11 ever 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5694 Usually I'm squashed. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5695 I hope he likes the book. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5696 Let’s not be TOO intolerant of our seat mate! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5697 I think I just saw my bag get put on the wrong plane. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5698 Sorry. Pheramones usually attract females where I come from. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5699 Chose the aisle seat cause I have long lags 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5700 Ok, that’s the last time I take PCP! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5701 Relax, unless your last name is Aphid." 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5702 Great aunt Kathy? The last time I saw you, you were in the ground. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
5703 Oops, wrong plane. I thought this was the Manifest flight.. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5704 Being bugged while flying has risen to new heights. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5705 Not another public formicator… 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5706 One minute the beetle is complaining about leg room in the middle seat, the next minute he’s gone. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5707 Your president wants you to eat more bugs, while he is living large. Screw you for voting for that idiot. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5708 From up here everyone looks like… what’s the word… 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5709 My God! That's a book our School Board banned.... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5710 Gee. From up here, everyone looks like you. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5711 The cars look like tiny yous. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5712 Just so you know, I tend to get antsy during long flights. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5713 Invasive” sounds so harsh. I prefer “enterprising” 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5714 This marriage is starting to feel like a meaningless trip to nowhere with a gigantic arthropod. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5715 Economy has changed. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5716 No, it is you that has gotten Small. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5717 Did I just hear that Captain Kirk is the pilot? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5718 When we said no secrets, NOT what I expected!! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5719 I'm on my way to a Kafka symposium, and you? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5720 I say 'yasss queen' to everyone, I swear. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5721 I 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5722 it is scary when you look down they all look like bugs from up here 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5723 It's A Cookbook! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5724 I hope he’s vegetarian! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5725 My fear of flying makes me 'ants at a picnic'. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5726 I always get antsy on long flights. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5727 So you chose the emergency exit row for the extra tibia room? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5728 She thought she had booked the entire flight for just her and her aunt. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5729 Yep, she said it ... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5730 I meant to say - they don't look like a....s down there - they look like large, intelligent, people. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5731 I should've paid the extra $20 to check my bugs. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5732 I could be wrong but the guy sitting next to me sure looks like a grasshopper ! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5733 Do you happen to have a spare tissue? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5734 I don’t understand why humans quit bringing a book to read on their flight, so relaxing, bibliotherapy. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5735 I’m sorry, that my same is Beatrice, ‘Tony! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5736 Never gonna fly Mystery Class again . . . 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5737 I'm flying to a family reunion. I'll see more of you at the picnic. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5738 I thought he said, ‘Would you please accompany my great aunt?’ 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5739 Those people down there look like….never mind 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5740 Oh no! The clouds are engaging in combat! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5741 Low on productivity today. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5742 Yeah, first class was full again! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5743 Who knew there was something worse than bare feet on a plane? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5744 They're armed with bug spray! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5745 "With so many empty, don't you hope no one disagreeable takes the middle seat? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5746 Ugch. I can’t believe he’s not wearing a mask. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5747 Oh wow, you’re right, that IS a big ant hill 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5748 I suppose it's too late to say I was kidding about being an exterminator... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5749 We're flying over the Bermuda Triangle. I hope nothing strange happens! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5750 Uhhh, you’re no bother at all!! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5751 And you’d think there’d be more legroom… 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5752 It’s a real drag having my flying saucer license suspended. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5753 I know, I know… The people look like little Me’s. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5754 From up here, everyone looks like an ant. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5755 Look. See how all the people down there look like ants. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5756 At least he didn’t bring all his kids on the flight 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5757 Really? People look like ants... down there? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5758 My God! I van't believe he's reading "The Conscience of a Conservative" 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5759 So much for that new one-piece I packed for the beach. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5760 'I can't believe I forgot my I-Pad' 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5761 What happened to your two missing appendages? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5762 Honestly Bob, it's not fair - you guys can let yourself go but get sexier with age. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5763 Try getting around me lady. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5764 There’s no need to get antsy. The flight attendant tells me this pilot is brilliant. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5765 Did I say ants? I meant the people look like... Um... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5766 Now that arthropods get priority seating,it takes longer to board the plane than it does to fly it. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5767 Listen to what E.O. Wilson said about flying ants! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5768 These airline menus just get less and less satisfying... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5769 They kicked me out of first class, of course. Can't have any of my kind up there! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5770 So much for rats in the subway 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5771 It’s worth upgrading for the extra legroom, wouldn’t you agree? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5772 Well, I woke up this morning to discover that I didn't book the aisle seat. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5773 Only two seats booked on this entire flight and I just HAD to get the one next to the giant ant. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5774 No, really, I was happy to trade seats with you. I prefer the window seat. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5775 I said ant columnist not colonist. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5776 Should I be polite and put down my book and speak to this young lady? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5777 So what's the Big Deal? I always request an aisle seat. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5778 Well, yes, we could 'join the mile-high club,' as you put it, but then I'd have to kill you afterword. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5779 EEEK!!! No mask! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5780 You're right. You get antsier on flights than I do. 1.1447 0.05526 76 69 3 4
5781 All of the people look like ants from up here. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5782 I just said “look like.” It would be rude to compare your highly organized society to them. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5783 Insect influencer 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5784 I sure hope the pilot is a fly. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5785 From up here, they look like a bunch of disgusting little ant..elope. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5786 N-not since college; I haven’t read any Kafka since college. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5787 Up here, people DO look like ants. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5788 Priority Boarding is the best. Don't you think? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5789 Did the pilot just introduce himself as Captain Kafka? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5790 Is there something bugging you? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5791 I thought my uncle had reserved that seat! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5792 It's not looking at me... is it! No lady, I have a counter culture insecticide book I need to read. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5793 Mr. Middleseat, I think his name was, *also* had a snappy comment about legroom." 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
5794 This is why I told you to take a Xanax before we took off, Lisa-- everything looks smaller from up here. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5795 Thanks. No one will take the middle seat. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5796 At this height the people look like little ants. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5797 I'm never flying coach class again. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5798 I just have to keep reminding myself that trans humans are humans. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5799 Did your family miss the plane? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5800 Darn it. I shouldn't have dropped that Kafka course at Cornell. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5801 I don't know about you but I'm afraid of heights. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5802 Can someone get that guitar away from him? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5803 I guess they're never getting the bugs out of the T. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5804 Some people just cAN’T see the advANTage of a gigANTic accountANT on a transatlANTic flight to Capital Hill. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5805 Would you stop bugging me? Sorry, I'm a nervous flyer. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5806 I told you not to listen to Fox News for health advice. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5807 When you think about it, they don't really look like ants. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5808 OMG, is this what they mean by flying ants? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5809 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5810 Don't bug me lady. I'm trying to read, here. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5811 They'll let anyone on the plane these days. At least she's not in the middle seat. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5812 You know that “Twilight Zone” episode where William Shatner sees a creature on the wing of his plane? I think we’re in trouble here…” 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5813 The guy next to me looks like he just got off the farm. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5814 If I discuss Kafka for a little while,will you go sit somewhere else in the plane? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5815 Fear of flying. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5816 Good thing I’m not on the flight where the ants fly ten by ten. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5817 MyGod! He just ate the guy in the middle seat. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5818 Honey, it looks like that giant Orkin man coming on board our flight. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5819 This is why I always travel with an exoskeleton. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5820 Platinum status did not work out for Ant Man. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5821 Don't worry-I've got plenty of leg room here. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5822 I think William Shatner is sitting on the wing. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5823 'Kafka'? I'm trapped in an episode of 'The Bachelor' 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5824 Pretend it’s a windshield.” Michelle Dewey, Centreville, M 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5825 Sure you don't want the window seat? People look like ants down there. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5826 I don't know . What IS a picnic disaster book ? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5827 Is this what Godzilla feels like? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5828 welcome aboard the anti-socials flight 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5829 there's no ant-in-seat ent for this 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5830 The extra leg room of the front row did not specify how many legs. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5831 I guess it must all look normal to you. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5832 YOU ARE IN THE WRONG SEAT I could I SEE YOUR BOARDING PASS PLEAS 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5833 Does she really need to go to the bathroom again? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5834 There goes lunch. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5835 The Antilles? Really! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5836 I knew you couldn't pass up a freebie 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5837 What's our endgame? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5838 Don't worry, If we crash, I'll definitely survive. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5839 I always select bulkhead for the extra legs room. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5840 'Planet of the Ants,' the perfect in-flight read. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5841 Glad I got a window seat. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5842 Please don’t tell me to phone home. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5843 The people down there look so small, they look like.......termites. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5844 Glad I brought a book. The movie sucks. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5845 They even smell like ants from up here. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5846 Pfft…She is acting as though she has fewer limbs than me. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5847 I prefer the bulkhead seat for easy access to the snacks." 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5848 There's a colonial woman on the wing! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5849 This book is boring.. actually it's ABOUT boring 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5850 I thought the cleaning crew was supposed to take care of that. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5851 I hope your book is engaging because you wouldn't want to see where we are about to land! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5852 Yes, I AM your ant, 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5853 This neurotic woman is ruining my book.of poetry. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5854 This book isn't as scary as it looks. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5855 Seriously? I'm the one whose antennae should be up! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5856 I'm your bite attendant. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5857 Sorry, I need the aisle seat for my legs. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5858 Everyone has status these days. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5859 What, you've never read non-fiction before? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5860 No. You only get extra arm rests in Business class 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5861 Did you see Pauly Shore's on this flight? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5862 Still, must be boasting rights in the ant world, 'I fly United.' 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5863 When people said everyone looks like an ant from this high,I didn’t they meant it literally 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5864 Now I know why they let me sit in First Class! 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
5865 Sometimes it's surprising who gets to pre-board. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5866 I am glad you were able to get the extra leg room of this bulkhead row. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5867 I’m sorry. I thought it was the seat belt. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5868 I can't wait till the captain says it's OK to crawl around the cabin. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5869 I can understand not wanting to board a plane having you as a passenger but what about me! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5870 I'm thrilled that I'll be visiting Antalya with a local. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5871 Those cars down there look like ants! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5872 My heavens, Gregor, what has come over you? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5873 Sorry, I hear it now,,,But my aunt does live on a big hill. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5874 Which is it? Fear of flying or fear of flies? 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5875 OMG. The Rockies really do look just like anthills. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5876 I can’t believe how they just threw my duffel bag in there! It’s like they think everything has exoskeletons. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5877 Mommy doesn’t know honey. Maybe she saw something that frightened her. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5878 No, no - what did you say? The human beings on the ground below us look like...? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5879 What's wrong, Karen? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5880 The people look as big as ants down there! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5881 Those ARE ants- we haven't taken off yet. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5882 Not my ant. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5883 They look so much bigger from up here. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5884 Everyone down there looks just like you! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5885 I guess we all look like ants from far enough away. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5886 I an't the one to mess with 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5887 My cousin is the pilot 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5888 More legs, more legroom. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5889 I'm really feeling antsy! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5890 What's the most astonishing part of all this for you, that I'm a giant ant reading a book on the flight that you're on or that I'm a giant ant reading your book on the flight that you're on? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5891 Of all the people they could've sat me next to... 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5892 Sir, you have to wear a seatbelt. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5893 Wait to see me when I molt. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5894 Normally I end up having the entire plane to myself. Please, sit closer. I’d enjoy the company! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5895 Wow, Prague looks so Kafkaesque from above. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5896 Now I know why they gave me the aisle seat. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5897 At least I can't take my shoes off. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5898 Everything is so small down there, but up here . . . . 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5899 If it bugs you so much then take one of the other empty seats 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5900 No, I didn't eat all the other passengers. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5901 Now I understand what the ticket agent said: Are you sure? when I told her that I wanted a ticket anywhere. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5902 This is my last time traveling buzzzness class. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5903 At least it’s not a termite, Only a flying ant 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5904 Yeah...I suppose I did make an assumption that your lifting skills would translate into a heavier conversation regarding my trip anxiety. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5905 You spent the whole vacation writing a song, and it’s okay. You just can’t use the title “Subterranean Homesick Blues”. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5906 I wish I hadn't paid for extra leg room... 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5907 HELP! What if he gets peckish in flight? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5908 I just flew in from Chernobyl. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5909 Well, he seems to be quietly Kafkaesque. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5910 They look just like little ants, scurrying about their inconsequential little lives. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5911 From here, it all looks like a rat race. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5912 I am not going to up-grade to "extra leg room" again. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5913 Turbulence is nothing, honey. Talk to me when you square off with a magnifying glass. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5914 Ant-ertnational Traveler 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5915 Well, I'm never reading Kafka again. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5916 You smell like formic acid. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5917 I wonder if high altitudes cause hallucinations. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5918 Of all the seats,on all the planes,on all the flights he has to pick mine . ., 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5919 Samsa? Is that Czech? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5920 He’s not even real 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5921 Everybody looks like ants from here. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5922 Not quite what you "anticipated" eh! Nothing is these days 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5923 So you've never been to Atlanta? Checking that be an invasive species off your bucket list must be so thrilling. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5924 You don't mind coming home in the pouring rain? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5925 What is there to be afraid of about flying? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5926 Oh my god. A giant grasshopper just parachuted out of the plane. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5927 Why did I check my giant can of Raid? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5928 He’s got MY copy of the in-flight catalogue. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5929 They kicked me out of the vegetable cargo, so I had to fly the economy. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5930 Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe. It's hard to look right at you, baby, but here’s my number, so call me maybe?” @willmcphail 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5931 I hope nobody takes the center seat don’t you? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5932 If this is the new 'flying ant day,' I want a refund. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5933 Cars do look like ants from above! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5934 I've had elite status since my larval stage 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5935 Does reading a book 📖 on flight make me look 'ant'agonists ? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5936 You know I hate going to the farm. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5937 I asked for the row with extra antennae room." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5938 Well, it looks like he needs the aisle seat more than I do! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5939 . . . and from this height, people look like -- oh, never mind. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5940 They need to spray. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5941 Is that your hive following us? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5942 She has no idea how sensitive I can be. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5943 I never thought I would be this antsy in a no-fly zone! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5944 With only two passengers,this flight will probably develop a ‘mechanical issue’ 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5945 The people all look like tiny little ants. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5946 Can't wait to see a flying spider! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5947 Would you look down there? The people look like... er, um... 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
5948 I hope this is a short flight with only one snack on board . 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5949 I’ll never fly Qantas again! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5950 Everyone looks like ants down there. I mean up here. I mean down there…awwww! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5951 Again, no new advances in insecticides, but eating on the go has definitely improved. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5952 You flying alone or will your wife be taking the middle seat? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5953 Gremlins I can handle; et me know when an aardvark comes by. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5954 I don’t know how I’m meant to put the seat belt on….. but at least I’ve got leg room 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5955 Love these new comfort-class seats . . . and I keep lucking out with the aisle and no one in the middle! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5956 Wow, those people are so small, they look like ants. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5957 He seems to have taken Kafka literally. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5958 We seem to be on the same plane of existence, my dear. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5959 This flight is making people antsy. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5960 If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain ... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5961 Of all the exit rows in all the airplanes in all the world, you sit down in mine 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5962 Lord, what a day...and don't look at the bug that just sat down ....please tell me he's not reading Kafka! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5963 My mom really needs to get a hearing aid! I said to invite Aunt Sally, not Ant Sally! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5964 Flying make you Antsy? Me too 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5965 Yee gods! Are you actually reading the Metamorphosis? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5966 I'm dreaming .... Aunt Jean is in the seat right next to me. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5967 Today is my birthday. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5968 No rom com moment for me today, just my usual bad luck 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5969 Don't worry, you're not alone. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5970 Oh, no! My parents have come to meet us. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5971 As if aviophobia and claustrophobia weren't enough...now my entomophobia is kicking in, too. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5972 Oh my god I can't believe I just said that, I meant that they looked like bees. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5973 Oh !That book!! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5974 It will really bug me if someone takes the middle seat. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5975 Are you enjoying the extra legsroom as much as I am? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5976 0h no! He ordered a snack box! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5977 I nodded off for a little bit , is your husband in the restroom? I'ts just nice having seat empty isn't it. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5978 You should know.... I could have had the seat next to you for half price..... " 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5979 I had to pay for extra legs room... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5980 I get rather antsy during flights, too. 1.1385 0.06154 65 60 1 4
5981 Please, don't bug me right now 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5982 It’s always been on my bucket list to see the queen. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5983 From up here they look like . . . termites. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5984 You should've just put your seatbelt on when they asked you nicely... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5985 Buldhead's great, eh? You can really stretch out your legs. Where you from? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5986 From up here every one down there looks like you. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5987 And then if someone ends up with the middle seat, one of us will switch with them, Ant Boyfriend. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5988 Hope their partner isn't in the middle seat - would hate to share an armrest with that appendage. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5989 Gosh, people look like ants scurrying about down there! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5990 Our first trip to Italy, and NOW you tell me you actually meant you wanted more Rome Ants in our relationship? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5991 When my husband told me his Aunt was coming on the trip, I had something different in mind… 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5992 This is last time I fly Spirit Airlines 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5993 My partner is boarding now and likes to use both arm rests. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5994 That’s right, Ellen. What you see out the window is our anthill. And it is enormous. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5995 Ant Artic culture shock. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5996 Aren't you supposed to be out on the wing?! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5997 It looks like we have lots of leg room! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5998 A frequent FLYer 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5999 Unmasking Bias: Confronting the Illusion of a Colorblind Society 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6000 Things started popping after you showed up! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6001 Murphy’s Law of Antsy Bulkhead Seating 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
6002 So this is "in-flight ant-ertainment?" 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6003 Is that your stomach I hear rumbling? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6004 Look, there's a man out there! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6005 Move over,and don't bug me. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6006 The ants look like tiny people, don’t they? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6007 I know you lost your crown and your wings, but can't you walk or use a bicycle or a scooter to search for a spot for your new colony? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6008 Oh no! It looks like rain. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6009 What will the forest creatures do when all the trees are gone? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6010 Well, look where we have come to: nude transgender people on a plane. My parents warned me about going to San Fancisco. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
6011 This is the last time I book my flight through Kafka.com... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6012 I am so pleased this airline accepted my frequent flyer miles. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6013 Wait, did I catch the wrong nuptial flight? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6014 Pigs and doves, yes. But Ants, heck no! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6015 Are you in airplane mode? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6016 Relax, it's not that kind of a dream. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6017 It’s not just me that feels antsy. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6018 Kafka still gets to me! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6019 A Colleen Hoover novel? Unbelievable. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6020 There is nothing good about this bee's knees? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6021 Sorry, I should have paid for first class. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6022 Every time I look at him I can't stop thinking of Morgan Freeman! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6023 Merky innit guv 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6024 Relax...you're making a mountain out of an anthill. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6025 To me, they all look like people down there... 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6026 I usually hate landings, but this time I'm looking forward to it. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
6027 From up here, they all look like my aunt. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6028 Flying coach keeps me down-to-earth, you know? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6029 Hey, look! There's a swarm of bees outside!" and it was at that moment, Queen Eliza realized she could never get away 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6030 Are you flying to get away from the heat too? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6031 The middle seat is for your wife ?!! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6032 Do the cars down there look familiar? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6033 So A.I. Booked you from Fairbanks, Alaska to Rio for $9.95. Honestly, what were you expecting? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6034 No really, be my guest. It looks like you could benefit from both arm rests. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6035 You do know with my species, I get to eat you 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6036 Would you please stop reading"War of the Worlds" out load. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6037 I guess Capitol Hill means something different from where I’m from 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6038 Wow, how small, do you suppose, we look to them? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6039 I DO see you’re point, Henry; and while I AM flattered…I’m just not THAT kind of ant. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6040 What's the matter honey, never seen a bug fly before? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6041 This is great! A window seat with an empty middle row, lots of vacant seats in the main cabin and newly engineered seats with extra-legs room. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
6042 The Ant of the flight. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6043 who do they think dug the train tunnels? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6044 Would you like to sit closer to the window. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6045 Server, there's an ant in my plane. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6046 Five hours and counting...and the guy just won't shut up!!!! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6047 On second thought, I suppose I should have paid for the upgrade. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6048 I imagine they'll resume boarding after they clean up the spill of insect repellant. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6049 Oh no! The just called the red ant section for boarding. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6050 From up here people look so small and insignificant. Like ants. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6051 Bathroom’s clear. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6052 Great, another acro-myrme. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6053 At the Portland airport, now that we legalized all drugs 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6054 I know, let’s hope no one takes the middle seat!” 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6055 Express train to Crumb Central, next stop Picnic Platform! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6056 Like, I always thought they just looked like people. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6057 Don't you think there's a limit to being social? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6058 Attention! Passenger in aisle one! Please remove your legs! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6059 Relax, lady, I assure you that I am no bed bug. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6060 [thinking] Oh crap, is he reading the Qur’an? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6061 What’s scarier than sitting next to a full size bug for an entire flight to your vacation? Forgetting your ear pods back at home. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6062 We colossal killer ants usually fly first class! Get a grip, sister! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6063 HELLO! MY NAME IS ANTONY AND I IDENTIFY AS A HUMAN. MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6064 It’s a small world after all. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6065 OMG, his friends are taxiing the plane! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6066 Is this what we look like to you on the ground when we're up here? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
6067 Oh no I didn't think Bugs Airlines actually meant real bugs would fly too! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6068 I could move to the middle seat, if it would make you more comfortable. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
6069 Excuse me, there's a person on the plane 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6070 I can’t explain the antsplain on the a train. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6071 This is the last time I spring for extra legs-room seats. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6072 At least it only takes up one seat. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6073 I'm flying in to visit my niece and nephews. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6074 Now I know why seat selection was so easy. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6075 Something tells me I've boarded the wrong flight. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6076 It’s amazing how small and insignificant people look from up here. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6077 I'm guessing she knows how this ends. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6078 You see, I'm not exactly a 'bigger person'. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6079 God, he's on the last few pages. Must. Avoid. Spoilers. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6080 Getting Antsy ova here 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6081 I hope Uncle doesn’t miss this flight 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6082 Oh no. Some genera have been known to mate in nuptial flights. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6083 Maybe I got on the wrong flight to Ant-arctica! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6084 I didn't know they serve insects in first class. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6085 Don’t you worry, I won’t bug you too much! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6086 Samsa must be running late. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
6087 Just cause I said you’re bugging me? You’re so sensitive! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6088 Whoa! Whoa! "Pest" is our word! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6089 Who needs in-flight entertainment when you have a bug-mate reading a buzzworthy novel right beside you? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6090 Come to think of it, you're right. They do just look like tiny people. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6091 I hope he doesn't bug me this entire trip. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6092 I had heard this book was anticlimactic, but I’m not aroused at all. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
6093 Umm, I’m not sure of the best place to picknick in Nashville is…. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6094 But I always thought they were such busy workers! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6095 Ug. The guy next to me has mant-stance" 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6096 Wow, 'The Metamorphosis' sounds like a crazy book. Can you imagine!? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6097 His one carry-on bag is an entire colony! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6098 Putting your pest foot forward! 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6099 Ant nothing wrong with no pants. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6100 It beats having snakes on a plane. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6101 Geez. Why she bugging out? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6102 It wants all the armrests. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6103 It's. . .it's. . .reading a book!! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6104 Keep an eye out for gremlins - you never know what you'll see on the wing. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6105 'I blame Booktok. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6106 I'm visiting my great ant in Peoria. How about you? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6107 Um, I mean the people down there look really small. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6108 Yikes! People look like ants down there. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6109 They look so insignificant from up here, don't they? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6110 Just think of me as your support ant. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6111 It looks like ants everywhere! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6112 I wish I could sleep through this flight 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6113 The people look like ants, down there. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6114 I needed a seat with extra legroom. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6115 Why are we landing at an ant farm? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6116 Traveling with distant relatives is always so stressful! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6117 I thought this was the train to Buckingham Palace. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6118 I used to use the window seat until I had a little bent problem 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6119 You should look out the window. People look like ants! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6120 Can’t believe I paid EXTRA to sit up here! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6121 This passenger needs much more legroom! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6122 Honey I Shrunk the Kids (2023 Remake Addition) 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6123 Yes, from up here humans do look tiny and insignificant. They’re almost squash-able…” - An 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6124 Reading is a powerful tool. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6125 Whoa, the people look like ants down there and in here! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6126 I’m feeling a little antsy too. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6127 My Aunt Ethel was a flying aunt too, but in a different sense, that's why we called her Ethel. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6128 Wait! I thought this was the flight to mole hill! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6129 The insect's guide to air travel: A tale of safety and literacy. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6130 So you're vising your aunt in Cleveland? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6131 At least its not a bedbug. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6132 Sophisticated NYC roach 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6133 Don’t worry. I know my way around a hatch. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6134 Who is getting the middle seat? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6135 ... And then he left me alone, in tears, and went with that b***h. Could you believe what that bastard did? Now I don’t know what to do with my life. Have you got any suggestions? You look like you are a hard worker. Do you have a partner? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6136 When Gregor Sansa woke from unsettling dreams… 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6137 This is taking 'experiential biology lesson' to a whole new level. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
6138 Wasp up? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6139 Don't you hate it when someone puts you under a magnifying glass? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6140 What did you think 'single carry-on buggy' meant? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6141 I thought it was a lo-COST airline! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6142 It's time to up the ante. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6143 You said we were going to Tulsa—this doesn’t look like Tulsa! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6144 Wow! The people down there are so small they look like... never mind. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6145 Funny, everyone looks like insects from up here. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6146 It’s just so hard being an aunt today. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6147 My hubby must have known our travel bargain was too good to be true! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6148 I'm really frightened as the earth races away. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6149 Sweetheart you are so immature ... when will your metamorphosis be done.. hopefully before we land. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6150 More leg room is good, yes, but this is not what I was expecting 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6151 How long have you been in the Army? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6152 Masks off. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6153 I guess we're travelling from the same colony. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6154 « Let the mind beware,that though the flesh be bugged,the circumstances of existence are pretty glorious.» I’m reading Jack Kerouac. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6155 There's no antipathy, I just don't like the middle seat 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6156 Relax. No one’s taking that middle seat. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6157 I can't believe I paid an extra $39 to sit here. I wonder if it's too late to move to the exit row. I'm willing and able. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6158 The hills are getting bigger and bigger! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6159 Sorry, but everyone looks like you from up here. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6160 I've read a few Graham Greenes but not that one 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6161 It says more tasty mortals are coming soon. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6162 I said it before, I'll say it again -- yoga pants are not pants. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6163 Just because I'm a white lady's ambien hallucination doesn't mean I don't notice how brutal these coach seats are -- zero thorax support. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6164 No, I'm not seeing anyone right now. Why do you ask? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6165 Kate was horrified to realize her fauna induced spirit journey with an anthropomorphic ant was going to be in coach. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6166 I ain’t bothered. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6167 Valerie, I’m telling you, the extra legroom is worth every penny. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6168 Welcome Aboard...First Officer Kafka speaking. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6169 Is this your first trip to Earth? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6170 I don't care what they say... that's not a real person... 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6171 Feeling antsy on my long flight! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6172 Jedke 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6173 Demolition job in Vegas! You? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6174 She only wants an Ant-Man because of Paul Rudd. What she needs is a Man-Ant. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
6175 But I paid extra for a ‘no giant insects’ seat! Air travel these days is THE WORST! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6176 Turbulence is the WORST! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6177 Used to get ants in the pants during flights, too. Pantless travelling was a game changer. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6178 You remind me of my Uncle. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6179 oh Look! There's giant mounds of sugar dripping in honey just outside! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6180 So, I see you're reading a cook book. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6181 What? I'm just headed home. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6182 Her husband had the middle seat until lunch break. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6183 Forget the extra legroom. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6184 This is NOT what Graham Greene meant! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6185 There's ants on the window that look just like funny looking people. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6186 Never been happier for an empty middle seat! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6187 This irregular Space X flight is now become occupied as an alien spaceship. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6188 …and I paid for an exit row.. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6189 They're not letting anyone else on !! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6190 No, I do not date all intellectual, frequent fliers! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6191 I want a divorce. I no longer want to be known as Mrs. Gregor Samsa. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6192 Thought bubble over woman's head: Giant ant in bulkhead seat reading a book. Rejoice, McPhail's rat and pigeon phase is FINALLY over. Caption :"Just entering the Bermuda triangle now. Mr. Ant, are your antennae in airplane mode?" 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6193 You humans are still afraid of catching Covid. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6194 Stop sulking. We'll fly to colonial Williamsburg next year. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6195 If that oxygen masks drops down I'm NOT helping 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6196 My aunt allows insists on coming with me. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6197 Oh my god! There’s a picnic on the runway! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6198 It's been a long time since I've visited Albuquerque, but NOTHING at this airport looks familiar to me! And what's this sign "Home of the Lifetime Layover"? 1.1324 0.05891 68 63 1 4
6199 No, I think I’d remember your brother if I had met him. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6200 From the makers of Snakes on a Plane comes this summer’s hit romcom… The Exit Row Ant. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6201 Just wondering... How does the 'lost and found' work for breadcrumbs? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6202 Sorry, I didn’t mean all people down there look like ants. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6203 Everyone does look like ants from here! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6204 Quoting Bob Dylan: 'Oh my God, am I here all alone?" 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6205 Some people should really choose an aisle seat. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6206 If they dismiss close calls with Giant Queens ...they aren't going to take your report seriously . . 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6207 And then, one time, at band camp... 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
6208 Travels With My Ant Sequel 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
6209 Oh my goodness, I'm sitting next to an ANTivaxer! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6210 Mind if I bum a crumb? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
6211 No way we can land here - there are giant anthills on the runway! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6212 Fantsy Flyer 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6213 Maybe it’s just me, but flying still makes me feel all wound up. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6214 I liked the idea of private charter but you didn't say anything about ALL your relatives joining us at O'Hare! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6215 It’s not as “Kafka-ess”, as it seems… 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6216 My speller corrected my ChatGPT. How decadent! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6217 I don't want you to take this wrong, but you're making me a little antsy. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
6218 What are you trying to do, bug me? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6219 Oh my God, it's reading Trump's "The Art of the Deal." 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6220 Oh you’ve heard the one about people looking like ants on a plane? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6221 People really do look like ants from this height 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6222 Don't worry. I won't bug you - I don't like to talk on flights anyway. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6223 Intimidated by a Speed Reader 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6224 The ants down there look like people! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6225 I get the bug Reading Atlas Shrugged 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6226 Have you read books written by this author? Bill Hill Encino, CA 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6227 At this altitude people look like ants! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6228 This is the last time I’ll pay extra for an early boarding ticket. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6229 Don't be nervous, I'm praying for us. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6230 It's called "Many ways to move a Rubber Tree Plant. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6231 Aah, I know that guy! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6232 I suppose, down there, they all look like bugs? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6233 You’re going to need a bigger shoe 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6234 We have a bumpy landing coming up. Brace yourself! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6235 My Aunt refuses to pay for extra leg room 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6236 Metamorphosis in economy class 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6237 Same here. My stinger's killing me. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6238 Something tells me this plane is bugged. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6239 As anticipated, once we reach 30,000 feet , the pheromones will diminish. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6240 Everyone knows we’re supposed to wear our seat-belt and keep the aisles clear. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6241 I guess I bug her🙄 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6242 Keep your legs and legs out of the aisle. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6243 Yummy for my tummy. I’ll leave a little itchy gift to scratch. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6244 Ughh! The guy next to me just farted so loud! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6245 We're so high up the people look like ants! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6246 ...move over AI. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6247 You want to talk about my book? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6248 I only meant it as an expression. 1.1304 0.05808 69 64 1 4
6249 I don’t know why this plane is empty…hope there are not any mechanical issues. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6250 Oh, no, I meant, they look like ‘Aunts,’ like my mom’s sister takes selfies from super far, so… 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6251 I'll never buy a ticket on Ailien Airlines again 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6252 I thought you hated traveling! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6253 It’s a history of ant abuse. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6254 Where’s the 3.3 ounce can of a Raid when I need it? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6255 It's not like I'm a crying baby. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6256 Those people look like ants from up here!” “You say that like it’s a bad thing.. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
6257 I Hope there's not another one sitting in the middle seat. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6258 Since when did snacks include nearest neighbors? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6259 You don't mind if I sleep on your shoulder, right? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6260 Look, I'm sorry. You guys just look so little from up here. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6261 I guess he won’t be asking for peanuts. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6262 I’m really bugged by these constant delays! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6263 The people down there really do look like An--never mind. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6264 Another seatmate who's afraid of flying... 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6265 The extra legroom seat was mandatory in my case. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6266 They couldn't afford snakes for the sequel so here we are. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6267 Yes dear, we do look like ants from up here 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6268 Relax...you're the one that said when you're on a plane the people look like ants..." 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6269 So this is what it's like to fly a drone. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6270 When you get to travel 5D in the budget of 3D 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6271 Hmm. I see what they meant about leg space in economy. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6272 I thought they fumigate before each flight 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
6273 Every passenger has a story, but yours has gotta be a bestseller. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6274 Antie is mad that I refused to give up my window seat! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6275 The flight attendant said that it’s a feature, not a bug. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6276 My god, you're right! It looks like your colony has taken over everything! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6277 the air is cleaner up here 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6278 This is your captain speaking, if you look out your right window. You will see ANT-hens and that little island is Jeff's moms house!!!! Bahahaha someone get the spray I'm here all night! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6279 It works better if I reserve all the seats. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6280 Uggg....he's reading 'The Handmaid's Tale!' 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6281 No, I am not the non-vegan meal choice! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6282 You kind of resemble my aunt. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6283 What if we crash-land on some island and have to live on bugs?! 1.1296 0.06500 54 50 1 3
6284 This is the same hallucination that I had on mushrooms in college. This can't be happening now. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6285 I thought they meant aunt! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6286 My aunt always requests the Isle seat. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6287 Many things bug me about flying ... including crowds, delays and accidents and seating. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6288 No anteaters left alive. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6289 Clarice, he’s here because he’s an important dignitary 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6290 I forgot to charge my Kindle. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
6291 A good book always helps me deal with my fear of flying. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6292 From up here the people really look like... er... whatcha reading? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6293 My God! Members of class Insecta are supposed to have 6 legs! And she's not even wearing her seat belt 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6294 Ugh! TSA took my # Me Too repellent! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6295 It's not personal --- actually, it is. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6296 Nope, his didn't open either. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6297 It's so funny babe, all of you ants down there look like little people. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6298 Please stop reading your ANThology out loud. It really bugs me. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6299 Looks like we’re landing in a rainforest with flypaper on the runway 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6300 Believe it or not, Mr. Kafka, I'm afraid to fly. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6301 Flying ants freak me out! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6302 I haven‘t read ‘Infinite Jest‘ so I‘m the freak? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6303 All the people look like ants from here. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6304 Maybe I should have been a fly on the wall. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6305 Not that you're really small. But the people look small from here. You know what? Forget I said anything. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6306 The book is about an invasion, and the inflight movie has snakes. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6307 I’m not worried. My seat belt’s fastened and I have a good book. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6308 Yes my dear, you will be that small as soon as you land. But don't worry, probability of you getting stepped on by us is very very slim. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6309 We're so high up in the air right now that those people down there look like ants. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6310 I'm feeling antsy, but don't bug me. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6311 I thought I’d be sharing this row with my aunt~ 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6312 TSA should screen for mental stability. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6313 That's nice. How many nieces and nephews do you have? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6314 How the turntables 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6315 ha, gotcha bitch! i knew you were a goddamn liar— if you were the ant from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids you’d be normal-sized… the whole point of the whole movie is the kids were shrunk 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6316 humans and their fear of heights 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6317 Yes. We just landed. There were only three of us on the flight. Y uncle’s in the bathroom. And my ant. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6318 If she were truly honest with herself, Dolores was deeply jealous of Brooke's eyelash limbs. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6319 You seem a little antsy. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6320 You going to eat those pretzels? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6321 Well, I wonder what the man in 2B will look like, considering my desk mate is an antacologist. 1.1290 0.05856 62 57 2 3
6322 They didn't mention ant-ertainment in the in-flight features! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6323 Finally - me time away from the 1,000 rugrats - amirite? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6324 I wish this guy would stop bugging me! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6325 Figures you'd pick the exit row! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6326 Thank God it’s not in the middle seat! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6327 Reading a good mystery will make this flight less gruesome. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6328 Go ahead, tell me how ‘they all look from up here.’ 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6329 Climate Change Airways really delivers! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6330 My Ant prefers Aisle or Window seats 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6331 I’m never going to fly coach again! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6332 Little Miss Muffet sequel 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6333 Look how small everything looks from up here - people look like er…dots! 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
6334 I can't believe they made a sequel, this time with ants 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6335 From way up here people look like … oh! Never mind. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6336 This is not Kafkaesque. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6337 I don't always fly, but when I do, I know it's the end. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6338 No, I don't want to see pictures of your children. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6339 I can see the Antilles! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6340 You surely don't look familiar to me either! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6341 From up here, the people look like…uh, tiny little people. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6342 So sorry to have bugged you to switch, but I really needed your aisle seats for its extra leg room. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6343 I know - this book is a thriller, isn't it? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6344 The meal offerings are usually great on this flight, but I crawled on early to be sure. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6345 Sorry to be a pest as well, but I’ll need to squeeze by a bunch of times to get to the restroom. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6346 Dude, I think the Xanax hit. I am seeing a monster thing on the wing. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6347 I don’t mean to bug you, but might we switch seats?…...I’d like to keep an eye out for any of my relatives flying by “ 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6348 For the last time, I'm not Woody Allen. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6349 Only four legs!! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6350 You have a LOT of relatives! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6351 When quantum becomes reality... 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6352 Why yes, all those people down there DO look like ants, don't they! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6353 Can somebody get this guy some pants? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
6354 So much for my quiet layover with chapter 12. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6355 Gonna be a quiet trip. I had to bring my ant. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6356 Yes, I have walked the hollowed hall's of Harvard. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6357 Flaunting my post-Kafka midlife existential crisis 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6358 Reading the play "Death Trap." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6359 I'm in a movie! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6360 My sincere apologies for likening people to ants! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6361 Excuse me, but I was wondering. have you by any chance read "War of the Worlds?" 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6362 Ugh. He’s reading Rid Seedling’s cook book, “How to Serve Man” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6363 My bag didn’t feel that heavy, but you’ll never believe how much they charged me. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6364 I knew I should have uninstalled Safari. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6365 No wonder everyone looks like ants from up here. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6366 Like SHE needs the extra leg room! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6367 Now You buggin’ 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6368 Sure! I’ll gladly give you my open-window seat. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6369 Of course I’ve stayed at The Roach Motel. You’re gonna love it! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6370 You seem nonplussed. That makes two of us. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6371 Yes, I have family in Florida. A BIG family 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6372 With those antennae we all get free internet! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6373 Just so you know, I have extremely bad taste. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6374 I hate traveling with my ants! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6375 She’s no Debby Longlegs! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6376 This flight was the cheapest I could find, but I'm concerned now that earth was the stop after Jupiter, Mars, and Sir Richard Brandon's back yard. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6377 Everyone looks like ants when you're at this altitude. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6378 You’re taking up an awful lot of that aisle… 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6379 All the people down there look like ants. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6380 Read a book. I always do. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6381 Don't judge a book by its cover! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6382 You cannot be serious! You really think y’all look like ants from up here? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6383 Dah-ling, I’m certainly hoping you’ll be more Tender than your seat mate was! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6384 Fine. Bury your nose in that book and don't listen, but I'm telling you, Epstein didn't kill himself!... wait... Where's Shelly? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6385 I hope your sister wasn't assigned the middle seat! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6386 I'm glad you made it, but I wish my uncle was here too. -Ehsan M. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6387 Pro tip: The bulkhead seat has the most leg room. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6388 Virgin Airlines - There's a reason we exist... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6389 TWO good things 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6390 Long live the Queen." The whole colony knows 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6391 Hon. I think our marriage is in trouble .. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6392 Now I remember why I never fly qANTas 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6393 My what long legs you have 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6394 Ugh. A couple of passengers aren't all the digestible. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6395 Extra legroom is this upgrade. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6396 At least the middle seat isn't filled. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6397 I’m picking up distress, why don’t we switch seats. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6398 I should have guessed this was the wrong flight. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6399 Ladies & Gentlemen, today's in-flight movie will be the 1954 horror classic, THEM. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6400 SouthPest airlines 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6401 I hope no one comes for the middle seat so I can stretch out! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6402 I thought antics were supposed to be funny 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6403 Carbug footprint, it’s a thing! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6404 Aaaarrrthropod! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6405 Foraging isn’t what it used to be. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6406 That's a cook book he's reading. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6407 Well, you bug me too! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6408 First flight here and I feel like I have you in my pants. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6409 There’s a bug on tbe plane yall #lol 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6410 They said the flight was overbooked. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6411 It looks like the Big Antifa Rally has already started- without you! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6412 They all look so small down there. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6413 I'm sorry the in-flight movie wasn't "Them." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6414 I've been flying so long I remember 'leg room'. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6415 Should we expect more of you? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6416 So if we go down, you don't die huh? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6417 I...don't know how to say this, but I just don't feel we're a good fit. I think you deserve someone with more cultured tastes... 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6418 I'm here to help you with your fear of flying 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6419 Karen just cAN'T 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6420 What's 35,000 feet down there compared to 35 inches next to this monster? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6421 A woman in a window seat on a plane looks outside while a giant ant in the aisle seat reads a book. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
6422 Look, we’re both angry that there aren’t any outlets, but at least you have leg room. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6423 Have you read any good books lately? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6424 There's a lot of you going around! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6425 At least you’re not a talker. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6426 Wow, everyone really does look like ants up here. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6427 Thank God they leave center seats open. 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
6428 I sure wish I had used the restroom before sitting down! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6429 The people down there look like you at 36,000 feet. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6430 What on earth made you fly? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6431 I get antsy feeling when I fly. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6432 Ladies and Gentlemen - in answer to your questions - Active Duty Army Ants ARE allowed to preboard. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6433 I've literally got a giant insect sat next to me. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6434 It's so good to get away from the kids, am I right? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6435 Looks like we are in Kansas, Auntie Em. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6436 Oh this, it's a recipe book, how much did you say you weighed? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6437 My partner is a bit late but will be here shortly 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6438 Do you know when they pass out the peanuts? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6439 Actually I've never met an alien, but I've heard that y'all are brainy billionaires that despise clothing. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6440 Everywhere, All the time , Same time There is extreme heat extreme smoke in air but the ants are truly taking over. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6441 What’s an ‘upright and locked position’? Anything you want it to be. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6442 …which is to say, highly industrious, organized, intelligent, and above all, forgiving. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6443 I didn't know this flight ended in the center of the Earth 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6444 I prefer the subway, I seem to bloat when I fly. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6445 Looking for another seat? I will keep my feelers out for you. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6446 Geez, I can't get away from them anywhere! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6447 My nephew recommended this book. It sucks. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6448 "The gall! Bringing filth like “‘Ant-house Magazine’ on a plane!” 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6449 Did you just eat, Aunt Ant? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6450 Porn novels are so gross! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6451 Sorry, I already have a boyfriend. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6452 Overreact much? First time seeing an ant in the Bookworm class? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6453 My God, those ants look as small as people! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6454 The Fyre Ant Festival has NOT been cancelled! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6455 Are you the free Wi-Fi for priority members? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6456 What do you expect me to do? My queen ant wings cannot carry all this weight" 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6457 Don't mess with me, I'll bite your head off. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6458 No I didn't request an extra tenacle-room seat 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6459 People really look like ants from up here. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6460 Don't worry. I'm not your type. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6461 Women are from Venus, I’m from Mars. Do you think we have a future? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6462 Shouldn’t the pilot be in the cockpit ? Mr Pilot. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6463 Yes, of course I can assist—I can lift 100 times my weigh. She on the other hand…. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6464 Don't worry. There's another bird zapper on the other side. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6465 Lady: "Oh, how do you enter? Via air conditioning?" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6466 Why isn't your seat belt buckled? I in a crash you could spread silicon chips everywhere. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6467 Is the aisle seat really the hill you’re willing to die on? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6468 So sorry your husband missed the flight,Mrs. Orkin. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6469 So which of us was supposed to pack the Geiger Counter for our research in the Exclusion Zone?" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6470 Why did I have to ask for the most legsroom?! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6471 From where I sit, everyone out there looks like an ant! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6472 OMG, where is my comfort dog? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6473 Well ... the people down there look like ants, so I guess .. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6474 Doesn’t seem like it’s not going to be a packed flight. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6475 I hope no one sits in our middle seat. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6476 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6477 Another one uneasy about my missing pair of legs. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6478 „The size of ant colonies really gets out of hand these days.“ 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6479 I lied . 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6480 Well, Antaeus, it looks like we're grounded." 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6481 You should have brought a book; I always read when I’m antsy. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6482 Oh, this is my punishment for not taking aunt Mary with me 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6483 „Told ya not to stuff the chicken with antybiotics” 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6484 Wait, what does "your homeland" mean? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6485 .... but apparently someone survived the fumigation. People, I tell you, they are everywhere nowadays ! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6486 Do you find the leg room getting smaller and smaller every year? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6487 The ant stole my book and I only had one page left 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6488 Even the ant was smart enough to remember its book. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6489 Let’s hopr there’s no turblulants 😬 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6490 I’m afraid my husband missed his connecting flight. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
6491 No one told him that flying is no picnic lately. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6492 Gag! I just saw a sewer rat. 1.1235 0.05087 81 75 2 4
6493 Sorry to be a pest when I need to use the restroom. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6494 Look, it's Aunt Ginny and I think she's dating a wasp. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6495 Come on! No one said anything about your eating habits. And to be honest, you do eat like a pig. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6496 I let him convince me to read Kafka. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6497 So you know here are courses that can you with your fear of flying. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6498 Shouldn’t you be in the pilot’s seat?!?! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6499 Look down! The ants look like people! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6500 From the producers who brought you Ghostbusters: Graham Greene's Travels with My Ant. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6501 No, I don't imagine everyone looks like an ant at this altitude. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6502 And of course, it's The Metamorphosis! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6503 …and I thought I really needed the exit row for extra leg space. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6504 No. I never read Kafka. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6505 Maybe the guy next to me will now why it's called Colony International Airport 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6506 Didn't you know that this plane can land on an ant hill? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6507 I guess you won’t be needing the headphones once your wife gets here … 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6508 But I was just talking with your husband. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6509 You know, if you kiss me, I become a handsome prince. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6510 Looking up from his book, Carl realized that he’d never be able to open the emergency exit with the rest of the colony flying spirit. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6511 How’d you rack up so many frequent flyer miles? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6512 You’ve heard of snakes on a plane, well… 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6513 Nobody else is on this plane so why does he have to sit in my row? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6514 I need an upgrade for more leg room 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6515 He is bugging me. I want to get off. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6516 Mortals. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6517 This is just a little too on the nose, isn't it? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6518 I get much too antsy on airplanes. Sorry if I disturb you. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6519 Great book! 101 ways to pick up girls. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6520 Um . . . I think the middle seat gets both armrests. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6521 If she doesn't stop rambling on about my relatives moving in and taking over the house, I'm going to have to ask for another seat. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6522 I always end up dealing with ant-spreading on flights. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6523 Don’t be afraid Dear American I am from “Wuhan, China” ate everyone now it’s your turn 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6524 Don’t tell me that’s a prayer book. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6525 Are you traveling for business or pleasure? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6526 I guess that does make for a lonely honeymoon . . . 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6527 Wouldn't you be more comfortable in an open window seat? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6528 That philosophy book looks like some heavy reading, but I've heard that you can lift the equivalent of 20 times your own weight." 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6529 Paying for the extra leg room is just not worth it! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6530 I think they just dropped your sugar cube 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6531 Well, they just let anyone on a plane these days. -both 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6532 Their prices and cancellations should frighten you more, lol. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6533 I never said I was too good for you. I said you were an ant. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6534 I knew it. I just knew it. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6535 Wow! An aunt! Did your sister have a baby? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6536 Are you sure you want a seat mate? There are lots of other open seats. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6537 Don’t you wish you had a giant magnifying glass? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6538 I'm related to the pilot, I'm her aunt, what about you? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6539 I can't make my parents understand, but I am old enough to travel on my own Auntie. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6540 She was afraid to be next… 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6541 Why did I have to sit next to someone reading Twilight? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6542 Man! Everyone looks like ants from here! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6543 Funny, how from way up here all those people look like....ahem ahem 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6544 Where’s my husband? Stop burping and answer me! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6545 Have you ever seen the 50's movie "Them" and are you going to Los Angeles? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6546 I don’t mean to bug you but… 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6547 '"I hate to bug you...but does that wing look ok to you..." 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6548 No thank you, sir, I don't want your copy of "Ants are From Mars, Women Are from Venus." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6549 They look smaller down there. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6550 How weird, it really doesn't look like Atlanta ! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6551 I perfer red actually 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6552 Francine awake from a night of uneasy dreams to find that her seat mate had turned into a giant insect 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6553 Her: The people are sooo tiny down there. Ant: We haven't taken off yet lady. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6554 They told me people will look like ants. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6555 Now who looks like an Ant? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6556 Wanna bee my baby? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6557 Aren't you supposed to have wings og your own? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6558 Pathetic: You only see me as a potential for Quora Up-votes..." 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6559 Help Betty I think I'm going crazy... I thought the people were supposed to look like ants! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6560 Ant-i-social 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6561 It’s ridiculous we have to pay extra for these “extra legroom” seats. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6562 Rats, I was hoping for the window seat! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6563 Everyone down there looks like an ant! They must have purchased the same Halloween costume as you! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6564 Why yes, I see asking for the bulkhead DOES give you extra leg room. You need it even more than me 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6565 Sure, I have a fear of flying, but what’s your greatest fear, Kafka? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6566 Wow! Everything looks like a bunch of ants! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6567 OMG, look down there, they look just like ants! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
6568 I pray he's not traveling with a friend. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6569 I didn't realize the slogan was 'fly IN the friendly skies.' 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6570 Next time, I'll get First Class! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6571 She needs to read more Kafka! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6572 Please…I’m reading Fabre… 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6573 What did you expect when you upgraded to extra legs space. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6574 All these empty rows and that human gets the window seat I wanted. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6575 I think I'm having a Darwinian nightmare!" 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6576 and I thought Franz Kafka was exaggerating... 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6577 The left Phelange was missing indeed 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6578 Hope you won't call me racist if I keep my food to myself. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6579 Why am I lucky to get a seat? Is yours a big group booking? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6580 The ants look like people from up here! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6581 Wanna see something sprout from my chest? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6582 Um, are we flying into a hive? Because my ticket is for Boca. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6583 I guess I am the only one to misread the add. I thought it said “Cheap rates flying first class “ Not “Cheap rates fly in first class “ 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6584 When I heard I was flying with an ant man, I was expecting Paul Rudd! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6585 Does the shade up bug you 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6586 Could you at least stop playing Taylor Swift with your legs? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6587 No need to be frightened. We're safer up here than down below. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6588 I don't get why no one wants to sit next to me. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6589 Oh, definitely, I'm with you on that. Can't stand creature features. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6590 You know, from way up here, everyone just looks like a bunch of bugs. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6591 Wow! Catch that LONG line of giant ants trying to board behind you! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6592 Actually, everything does look larger, you're right. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6593 I’m at a loss for words. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6594 Wow, from way up here they all look like ants.... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6595 Oh no! Ant Hazel is coming to Costa Rica as well. I thought I would be rid of her for a couple of weeks. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6596 flying into the book 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6597 Ant sitting in the middle seat 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6598 Thanks for leaving me the aisle seat” 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6599 I want to try new things, but I'm too lazy to migrate so here I'm now 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6600 The little stops to store carry-on in the overhead compartment. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6601 : “…and they assured me that the bulkhead seats have more leg room….ughhh…” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6602 I’m telling you right, right now that thing is not real stay on this plane and see what happens 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6603 Someone's ant farm got far too evolved! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6604 So you're honestly telling me you're not an 'Ant-Man' promotional stunt? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6605 I refuse to sit in the middle seat! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6606 I knew he could write but not that he could read. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6607 I'm a male not a female. I won't bite off your head! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6608 Chill babe - no need to get antsy. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6609 Um, and you say your ancestors built these tunnels, not the transportation department? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6610 So where exactly is your planet? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6611 I am NOT on the desert menu! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6612 My aunt is bigger than your aunt!! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6613 Sure glad I dont have an aisle seat, thought I had long legs 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6614 I thought the people way down there were supposed to look like ants. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6615 This is not.....human! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6616 Even with a giant ant next to me, what´s happening down there is scarier 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6617 Don't look so worried. This book says ants can ruin many things but it does not mention a plane ride. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6618 How big is the Ant-20? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6619 You were expecting Tom Cruise, maybe, in "Roach" ? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6620 This Ron DeSantis book is giving me the courage to be a flea. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6621 I knew microdosing was a bad idea. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6622 Honey, of course I'm shaking. Three hours to Hawaii. You're still hungry. And now its just me and the pilot. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6623 She's overreacting. It's just a new sci-fi book." 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6624 What happened to the guy in the middle seat? Wait, what happened to the other passengers on the plane? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6625 Unforeseen additional cost of paying extra for more leg room next to an empty middle seat! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6626 Wow! We are so up high that the cars down there look like, errr...never mind. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6627 Why, yes... Kafka is indeed my favorite author... 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
6628 Do you always pre-board? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6629 Wait, why do the people look like people down there? 1.1207 0.06064 58 54 1 3
6630 I swear, one more comment about how people look like tiny ants from up here, and I'll make a scene... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6631 Oh wow, that car looked like you too! And so did that one! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6632 Yikes! A book! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6633 I used to hate migrating! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6634 I guess they gave him the aisle seat, instead of me, so he could stretch his legs. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6635 The giant itch to travel 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6636 Gulping helps 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6637 And when they asked if it was ok to sit next to an “aunt”… 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6638 Wow...it must be one BIG family pic nic 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6639 Why does she have "that look"? We're not sharing an arm rest. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6640 I asked to be moved next to you to get more leg room, that's my only motivation! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6641 I always claim the aisle seat 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6642 People look so tiny from up here! Miniscule. Insignificant. Puny. Meaningless. Squishable. Antlike. Really makes you think, doesn't it? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6643 When you grow as many and as long as these, then you can complain about legroom, honey. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6644 I’m so sorry. I thought you wouldn’t mind me reading over your shoulder. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6645 They strip searched me at security 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6646 Oh no! not the bipartisan middle seat! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6647 Everyone looks like ants from up here." "Yes, and? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6648 Everything does look like ants from up here 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6649 I'm sorry, but flying is still my biggest fear 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6650 Any chance I could use your antenna to listen in on my husband? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6651 So glad I got an aisle seat! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6652 Relax, it’s Trumps plane, not Trump. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6653 How long have we been on the tarmac? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6654 I'm sure it' s vegan 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6655 Free the stinger. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6656 Well, yes, you can say I'm important... 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6657 Upon discovering her seat buddy on the flight to Australia, Jenny was thankful for the middle seat. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6658 Health code violation? I mean he is pretty tall. I mean I don't mind if no one else does. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6659 You look so adultish with that book when actually, you're just an ant. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6660 It’s either complaint left or complaint right. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6661 Wow,from this height the people look like a colony of... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6662 Wow! From up here, all those people look like... Um.. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6663 Should I worry because the book he is reading is called Killer Ants? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6664 I've changed my mind if that's what our children will look like? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6665 I am in Hell!.....I hate insects!..AND it got my aisle seat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6666 You were right. We DO have more elbow room with the middle seat empty. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6667 ANTicipation of a long flight? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6668 You don't need that other armrest, do you? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6669 Deadlines are a bitch, aren't they? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6670 I hope I'm not on the menu for his next meal! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6671 There is never enough leg room on these flights. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6672 "Yikes! They look much bigger here than down there." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6673 Buckle up. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6674 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6675 Oh my god, she’s afraid of flying! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6676 I apologize for the don’t bug me comment. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6677 Flying ants always creep me out!' 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6678 Yes, I’m reading Kafka. Why do you ask? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6679 Never have I ever sat in the Exit row with a Tarantula. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6680 Looks like uncle Bob missed the flight! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6681 Wow, from up here the people look like ants milling around. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6682 I am SO upset Uncle Dan couldn't come. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6683 Kafka helps me with travel stress. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6684 The venue for the picnic was changed…. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6685 First-class buzz: Because saving our planet's bees deserves more than just a wing and a prayer. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6686 : iI don't see any clouds.Are we flying through sand tunnels? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6687 Omg… Ew… is that Nicholas Sparks? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6688 Oh my, we just took off and people already look like ants. I hope this flight goes smoothly normal 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6689 What is this? An airplane for ants?! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6690 I wonder if I should invite him to the family picnic. He seems… antelligent? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6691 I’m sorry. I didn’t know how much sitting in seat “A” meant to you. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6692 No, just people... We left the picnic behind! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6693 Huh. TO SERVE MAN … why does that title sound so familiar? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6694 Everything just looks like ant hills from here. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6695 I'm getting off this f -ing plane. The guy is not real. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
6696 I’m glad these new jumbo jets have more leg room. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6697 People look just like ants from up here! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6698 Of all the planes in all the airports in all the world, she walks into mine. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6699 Yeah, but is he good at basketball? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6700 OMG! This is the last time I'm flying standby! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6701 All those people down there look like silly little ants! 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
6702 You really didn’t see this coming after kicking that ant hill? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6703 Ill bet she's thinking 'Fearof Flying", but it's only ants in her pants".. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6704 If you weren't from the South, you would pronounce us both the same way. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6705 It's funny... from up here, the people on the ground look like... Um...never mind. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6706 Can you really carry 100 times your own weight? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
6707 Down there, people look as tiny as...um... 1.1176 0.05354 68 63 2 3
6708 Actually I'm okay without masks. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6709 This is what he gets for reading Kafka... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6710 I appreciate that you gave me the window seat. But I'm still not going to join the mile high club with you. (And it has nothing to do with your being an ant.) 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6711 Everyone down there looks so tiny, like they’re just a bunch of… um… 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6712 Oh no, he's reading Day of the Locust! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6713 (((Lady, don’t say it…. Seriously, don’t say it out loud))) 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6714 From up here, people look like ants! Dirty, ugly, disgusting ants! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6715 Just the two of us on this flight and he's immersed in Bugs Life magazine 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6716 Next time you can just say everyone looks small. The comparison isn’t needed.” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6717 Really, get a life! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6718 I’m afraid to scuff the perfectly clean carpet 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6719 I'm holding the middle seat. We always go travelling two-by-two, after all. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6720 No shoes?; how gross. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6721 They did say that I would be met at the gate by my Aunt . 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6722 We are never get out of customs. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6723 I think I forgot to put the cover on the sugar bowl! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6724 I know the cost of these seats is a little eye-watering, but it’s worth it for the extra-leg room. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6725 Omg! Miss, is that your suitcase on the tarmac?? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6726 #you’d think she’s never seen an ant before!! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6727 I'm just saying you would like some of Kafka's work. Never said which. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6728 ... and somehow I still ended up with the middle seat. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6729 Next they'll probably want to sell us ant-way products on the plane! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6730 I can't believe you think it's okay to block the aisle like that. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6731 As Georgine Samosa awoke one afternoon from a troubled nap she found herself transformed into a giant Hooman about to descend into Newark Airport. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6732 „As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.“ - Oh boo hoo, at least he wasn‘t on a f*cking plane. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6733 …and it was only then that the humans came to understand their planet was to be dominated by insects. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6734 They're spreading bathroom tiles on the runway! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6735 This doesn't look like Cleveland to me. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6736 Wow... everyone down there looks like... um... nevermind. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6737 Don't get any closer! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6738 So,the cockroach gig doesn 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6739 Just once I wish they'd give me a window seat 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6740 Eeeekk!! My ex is on the runway!! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6741 Can’t I just read my book in peace? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6742 Please tell me you ordered the vegan meal. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6743 "I always forget to put my mask on first. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6744 Have you ever sat near a bug on an aiplane? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6745 At this altitude, everything looks like little ants down there. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6746 Who says ant's can't fly. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6747 Do you have extra leg room available yet? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6748 We need an air Raid 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6749 If I'm making you this nervous, ma'am, then by no means should you look at the flight crew. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6750 Really sorry your spouse couldn't make it. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6751 The ants look like people from up here!" Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6752 You’d best fasten your seatbelt. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6753 Considering her countenance, he'd guessed his quip - 'Why fly, when you can fly?' - wasn't as well-received as he'd imagined it would be. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6754 Glad you gave the window seat! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6755 Upgrading for extra leg space was so worth it.” 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6756 Window seat not an option. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6757 What is bugging you? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6758 If we get lucky, no one will have booked the middle seat! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6759 Wasn't this a full flight earlier? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6760 One day a year 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6761 They look like ants down there, too 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6762 Isn’t it interesting, sometimes getting a 35,000 foot view really improves my perspective….the world seems so inconsequential, they’re just as tiny as ants from up here. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6763 Wait til she see Fred climb over me into the middle seat 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6764 Not what I had mind asking for bug juice. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6765 I asked for a window seat. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
6766 Don't look now but one of your friends is coming to take the middle seat 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6767 "No, dear, it's ANTlanta." 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6768 Ayn Rand? Ugh! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6769 No, I have not read Naked Lunch. Why do you Ask? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6770 How many of your relatives did you say would be meeting us? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6771 Why do I keep flying on Spirit Airlines? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6772 Tell me, they look like ants from up here? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6773 Would you rather have the aisle? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6774 Help, people look like ants! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6775 No…I really didn't know how flying ants got around after losing their wings. So, I'm guessing, First Class rather than Coach? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6776 Are you related to Gregor Hamsa because I see a strong family resemblance. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6777 Looks like I’m the next stop. It’s all downhill from here, ma’am. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6778 Please stop reading to me about your high-protein diet. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6779 Actually you're just the antithesis of what I was expecting. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6780 BIG mistake paying extra for an Exit Row seat. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
6781 I wish I hadn't paid for the extra leg room. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6782 At least the center seat is now free 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6783 Of course you’re reading Kafka. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6784 They all look like ants! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6785 Relax. They would be all the way up if there was something to worry about. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6786 I've heard of snakes on a plane, but this is ridiculous!" 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6787 Passengers! Put your head between your legs and grab your ankles. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6788 Of all the routes, of all the flights, of all the rows, of all the seats--he has to sit there. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6789 Those people look like ants…wait, we’re still on the ground! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6790 If my taking the empty seat would scare you, why don't you take it? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6791 I had to pay extra to be in Group A. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6792 Pardon my bluntness, but your smell is killing me. Look up bathing." 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6793 My PB&J sandwich isn't going to be a problem, is it? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6794 Only a woke seating manager could do this. Well, at least *I* tried to start a conversation. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6795 kkkk 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6796 Is it just me, or do you ever feel creepy getting seated right behind first class? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6797 Would you like my window seat? It looks like the apocalypse down there! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6798 I'm reading a book about the power of insects 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6799 Funny how everything looks so small from up here. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6800 This is Captain Formicidae. Before we get started, please turn your antennae to airplane mode. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6801 An extra leg room row. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6802 Is it a reflection or is he happy to see me? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6803 I can’t believe how much everyone looks like ants from way up here! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6804 I thought everything was supposed to look smaller from up here! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6805 yeah right, talk to me about leg room in the aircraft 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6806 OMG! Should I admit I haven't read Kafka? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6807 Next they are going to charge extra for antennae space! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6808 On second thought, we all don’t look a thing like you. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6809 don't you have your own wings? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6810 Ant nothing to worry about up here ma’am 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6811 Boy, that crowd just looks like a bunch of mindless ants. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6812 This is why I paid for two seats. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6813 Are transatlantic flights always this antsy? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6814 Please, flying is the safest form of travel. With the exception of my cousin Ron, who's wings were mutilated by neighborhood kids. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6815 The people look like....um....fleas?....yes fleas!, from way up here 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6816 i’m VERY bugged to be in here as you are 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6817 Carpenter is on nuptial flight! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6818 I’m more of a Jeff Goldblum - the The Fly kinda guy. I can’t get into Paul Rudd. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6819 Don't look so worried, at least you don't have to put up with manspreading. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
6820 We are up so high the people look like ants. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6821 Is sitting in the middle seat alien to you as well? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6822 When was the last time you booked the cheap seats and had plenty of leg room? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
6823 I must have taken some ANT acid! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6824 Isn’t nice to have an empty seat between us? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6825 Wow, they all look like ants from up here. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6826 This is absolutely fucked! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6827 Are you a stud-ant? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6828 Look at the people down there--they look like ants! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6829 Ants in my house were a nuisance; flying with one is an absolute treat! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6830 It's going to be awkward. Somehow Dad thinks I'm bringing his sister. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6831 There's someone on the wing! Some... thing! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6832 I DO love you honey. Why don’t you sit next to me….. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6833 Errr! I guess it's not true what they say about how things look from up here 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6834 the eyes have it... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6835 Las Vegas, honey. Not Paris. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6836 Colonization has reached new heights. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6837 Now how do ants get the front row seat? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6838 Of all the times to forget to pack insect repellent” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6839 I better move to an exit row !!! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6840 I never thought that extra leg room would bug me like this. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6841 You really do have to appreciate the extra leg room. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6842 This is not what I had in mind when I asked for no other humans on board” 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6843 My wife says it 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6844 This segement will elevate my status to Entitled Space Taker. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6845 Today of all days it's Gregor Samsa and I'm wearing these old rags! I must look a sight! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6846 Where’s the raid? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6847 My cousin Gregor had a similar problem. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6848 They look like little ants from up here, don't they? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6849 Sisterhood of the traveling ants. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6850 Just my luck to be sat beside a bug when there’s lots of empty seats 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6851 Don’t you just love the emergency exit row ? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6852 I think I have a few things in the over-antennae compartment that I might need to get. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6853 It's the aisle I am worried about. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6854 I didn't know ants were literate. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6855 It’s my first published book on antibodies. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6856 Doesn't the middle set get the armrests? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6857 Yikes! The people are swarming down there. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6858 Must you read that Kafka story again? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6859 Wow! You emptied the whole section. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6860 What is it about me that bugs you? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6861 Do you find it easy to read on the plane? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6862 I can’t help it if I need extra leg room. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6863 Cant figure out why I feel so antsy… 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6864 Everyone looks like you from up here. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6865 Good grief, here come the guys from El Queda, now who can I turn to for help? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6866 They're loading picnic meals with the blankets! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6867 What is that big brown thing? Don't tell me the captain is landing on that! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6868 And he refused to put an N95 mask ... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6869 The Robert F Kennedy flight 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6870 Wow all those people look like ants from up here, wouldn't you agree? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6871 I shouldn't have left the folic acid in my checked luggage. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6872 You're kind, but I don't need your left armrest. I placed my other2 legs in the storage bin above us. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6873 I'll just scream if they put some louse in the middle seat. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6874 Dear passenger the next stop at the forect jump airport . 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6875 Those ants look like people down there. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6876 Joan was always happy when her emotional support human got rude in the cabin. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6877 This guy really bugs me, but glad he has legroom. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6878 Yeah we're all ants on this planet 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6879 Is he reading the in-flight magazine? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6880 I'm trying my best to be tolerant. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6881 No offense, but I hope a gigantic anteater has the middle seat. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6882 Who's gonna tell him this is the aunt row? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6883 Yes, but the booking agent didn't say what 'nuptial flight' meant. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6884 You were out there just a second ago! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6885 Um, excuse me, your majesty, but it seems that one of your subjects is crawling up my sleeve. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6886 -Pinch my antenna in the overhead bin again and this trip will not go well. -That’s right, my 450 brothers were all able to catch the previous flight. -Hmmrph. I understood I would have an automatic upgrade to business with my military association. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6887 In this instance, I bet he wishes he didn’t buckle up. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6888 Those prevagen-steroid supplements were really worth it. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6889 Wow! I know you are a frequent flyer but I didn’t realize you could qualify for a free ticket on an airplane! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6890 Wow! From up here, cars look like a million crazy ants! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6891 Since you don't have wings, can I assume this is NOT the nuptial flight? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6892 Hay, lady. Stop I really don't understand your fear of fly... 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6893 Having ample leg room isn't necessarily all that good, but your insecticide must be. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6894 Have you ever felt like you’re experiencing the same crazy dream over and over again? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6895 That's a Gregor Samsa costume, right? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6896 Ant got better! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6897 I hope whoever’s in the middle seat isn’t like ants at a picnic! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6898 I don't remember "Metamorphosis" being that engrossing 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6899 I'll bite. Do you think you're the only arthropod to use that gambit? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6900 Being your auntie I'm loathe to say your bug-eyes bug me. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6901 Why do I always have to sit near a person who is bugging out? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6902 I don't recall booking the Kafka seats. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6903 I'm visiting an Aunt. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6904 So your going to visit your aunt? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6905 And they all fly exit row down to the ground, to get off of the plane 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6906 First I’m flying to Chicago, and then into your mouth. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6907 And I thought Shatner was delusional! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6908 Oh God, I wish I had read War and Peace. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6909 You can believe me or not but he ant real! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6910 So I told him: 'No, you're not listening, I really need to go, I have the Travel Bug' 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6911 Actor Network Theory, they say 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6912 We paid for extra leg room for VERY different reasons 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6913 Gee, I don’t know. Is antspreading a thing? 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6914 So, does ant-icipation still count if I knew I'd have interesting company? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6915 Would you like the window seat? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6916 That explains why there are no other passengers! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6917 By any chance, is your wife bigger than you? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6918 I think I’m rooting for the Gremlin on the wing! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6919 Gawd, I wish I could get over my fear of flying! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6920 I wanted coach, not roach class. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6921 Thanks for asking. I dumped him because he just had no individuality. His parents wanted him to be in the workforce, but he wanted to be a soldier. Of all things... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6922 Ughhhh, ma’am, your thorax is showing. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6923 No, I don’t have another picnic basket. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6924 Gross. It's giving me the eye. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6925 I certainly hope this is not a full flight. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6926 Snakes, on a plane, I would understand, but this…? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6927 The air quality is just too much for me 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6928 The people down there look just like . . . Never met be 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6929 Ant then, I found a typo in the book I was reading. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6930 It's just you and me, babe! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6931 Don’t you just live the extra leg room in priority seating? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6932 I don't bite" probably wasn't the best choice of word 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6933 uh, well, yes, the next stop is Amtrak Penn Station, New York"........CONDUCTOR!!! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6934 We seem to be landing on the moon. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6935 I was upgraded from the galley 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6936 They’re de-icing the plane again? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6937 What's your problem? I especially took the isle seat! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6938 Traveling with your ant is no picnic. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6939 Oh my God, you're reading an anti-MAGA book. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6940 Uh-huh…don’t be so stereotypical! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6941 To Susan's surprise, her fellow passenger replied, "I only fly business class; I need the legroom" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6942 They certainly seem to be much smaller from up here. Juan Corona, Reno, NV 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6943 I see you're reading 'How To Earn Your Wings In Ten Easy Lessons.' Looking for a job here?" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6944 I can’t believe she’s not reading, listening to music or anything 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6945 what are the odds to be sitting next to Franz Kafka on the plane? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6946 It's probably got carrion!!! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6947 Woke up one morning and realized he had changed into a bug? What trash they write these days. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6948 Thank heavens there is an empty seat between us; it has such long legs 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6949 Yes, it is a terrifying book! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6950 Oh my! People look like ants from this high! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6951 The pretzel crumbs. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6952 So, what’s your take on ‘The Colonizer and the Colonized’? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6953 No I have not read Lord of the Flies.” 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6954 I didn’t think this is what they meant by an island hopper. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6955 They misunderstood me when I requested to seat me by an "aunt"! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6956 You don't have to look so smug just because you don't need glasses to read. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6957 I did not mean to be insulting when I said they all looked like ants. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6958 Relax,flying is quite safe 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6959 Do you think he is exit row qualified? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6960 do you prefer the window? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6961 And later that same day, Gregor Samsa had to catch a flight for there was just no getting away from work travel. #kafkaesque 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6962 Flying ant day. Typical. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6963 Let me know if my humming is bugging you. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6964 Antsy about turbulence? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6965 FYI, they look like ants up here too 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
6966 Oh no! The door is about to close! Please oh please somebody sit in the middle seat! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6967 Gee, from up here everybody looks like … uh … well … 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6968 Last time I pay for extra legs room. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6969 I prefer full cabins 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6970 Travel travails: shouldn’t it be wearing a mask? Or should I wear one? How can you social distance from an Ant? I’m so confused. Too bad Ron DeSantis isn’t here! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6971 I should have told the airline I'm going to my UNCLE'S farm. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6972 I told her I was friendly. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6973 There’s nothing worse than the fear of flying! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6974 Eek,the ants all look like people! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6975 They're so small, like I could crush them with my foot. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6976 Are you sure you are not invasive? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6977 The people down there look like ants- PANTS, it looks like they're wearing PANTS, yes, wearing pants. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6978 My cousin is in the C boarding group. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6979 Figures you'd get all the leg room. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6980 No wonder she’s horrified. This Sky Mall expired two months ago. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6981 I’ve never seen so many picnic tables. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6982 Thank God I don't have the middle seat. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6983 I wanted to take a direct flight but it seems I'll to transfer 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6984 In the event of an emergency, are you able and willing? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6985 I'm sorry — that was insensitive of me to say "all the people look like ants from up here." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6986 What? You're shocked I needed leg room? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6987 Your right….they all look like you from up here 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6988 Wow! Look! People look like ants from way up here! Oh... ahhh.. sorry... I didn’t ...um Or... I heard flying ants were bigger, but I didn't realize... Or... I thought that ants only flew Colonial Airlines? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6989 I'm horrified that she is reading that book! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6990 I knew my uncle was going to be on this plane, but also my…? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6991 Wow, already the people look like... er... uh... never mind. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6992 Ant other stories 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6993 I can’t believe he’s reading Harry Potter 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6994 Once again, I forgot to update the company’s antivirus software 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6995 Next time I'm not upgrading to more legroom. . 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
6996 His views on colonization were…unpopular. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6997 My wife to be,is in the Ladies room. She didn’t want a traditional marriage so we’re anteloping. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6998 It was supposed to be two by two… 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6999 oh nuts! another human who knows her end is near! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7000 I thought B-U-G-S was my confirmation code. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7001 I have an ant in Chicago. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7002 Wow…so small…they look like ants down there. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7003 I requested a vegan dinner. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7004 ...and they wonder why ridership is down... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7005 Thought I booked this flight in coach class, not roach class! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7006 I've never felt so antsy on a date that stings. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7007 This is the last time I'm flying budget. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7008 So does my uncle always get stuck in the middle seat? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7009 First time in first class? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7010 I’m so against profiling; I’m so against profiling; I’m so against profiling; I so, against, I’m so I’m sosssoo….AAARRRHHGGGGGG! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7011 Why are they raiding the plane? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7012 Mind if I fold up the middle seat armrest? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7013 I wish you were my wife; I am so hungary. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
7014 oh my God..I have to share this seat with an Alien!! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7015 If you hate TSA so much why don’t you just hop on a bird? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7016 Do not be alarmed. I am only an ant reading a book. It is about how ants will rule the world. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
7017 I keep wondering what my parents will think. Look, there they are now. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
7018 Great! Only ants get to sit naked in first-class, now?! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7019 Your Kafka dissertation is putting a crimp on this exclusive honeymoon you promised me… 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7020 Scary creature! Oh... and there is an ant! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7021 No one getting this middle seat is the hill I will die on. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7022 She’s not the most delectable of lunch choices, but what do you expect of airline food ? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7023 Is that the Connecticut-New York edition of Tale of Two Cities? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7024 Does this flight stop for lunch at the Space Needle? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7025 I hope a big fat guy takes the middle seat! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7026 Voice texting: "Could explain why almost every seat was available." 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7027 One size fits all. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7028 I have forgotten more about wind currents than this pilot will ever know. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7029 There's power in knowing sometimes just my presence bugs people. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7030 Auntie, Not "James and The Giant Peach" again! I'm too old for read-aloud 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7031 From up here all the people look like ants! Oh wait.... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7032 Did no one warn her of the turbulence en route to Antarctica? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7033 Queen of the skies my thorax. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7034 Yes...some of us fly, that's a regular size airport, and no...I don't know any of them. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7035 Actually,I prefer the aisle seat. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7036 Ooouwff, what is that pecculiar odor? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7037 I mean no offense but don’t you have your own flying objects? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7038 When I said they look like ants, I meant no offense! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7039 I'm sorry, I just can't think of another simile! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7040 As if she hasn’t seen a roach in coach before. People on planes these days. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7041 Don't worry. My friend missed the flight 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7042 Ant nobody got time for that. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7043 Checkmate. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7044 The Scream 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7045 From up here, all the people look like…uh…um…er…GNATS! Whew! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7046 I knew I should have flown bugness class. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7047 I didn't mean to leg-shame you! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7048 How can you be so calm when the wing is on fire? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7049 She's interested. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7050 Gee, all those kids on that soccer field look like little, er, people! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7051 As a species, you sure did adapt quickly to the lack of leg room. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7052 Are all Antiguans like you?! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7053 I pulled out of the race. Too many ringers were coming. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7054 I guess we really do look like ants from above 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7055 Boy, that Kafka had some imagination. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7056 It’s so nice to get away as a couple. Though I must confess, I miss the larvae. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7057 I can get rid of people at picnics. Works pretty good for planes, too. Susan Hanna Columbus, OH 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7058 I swear, is the last time I go to margaritas night with the girls and let them record my promises. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7059 Relax — don’t make a mountain out of an anthill. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7060 People look like ants down there! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7061 We're so high up all the people look like you if you were the size you are supposed to be. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
7062 They all look like disgusting ants down there! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7063 how fast time goes while reading on the plane 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7064 Clearly I needn’t have paid extra for the aisle seat. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7065 Wait till I tell them that, up here, ants look like people. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7066 They always said traveling with your Aunt would be uncomfortable. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7067 Kafka. Franz Kafka.... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7068 I think she's just realized we're not in Kansas, anymore. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
7069 Tell me, how do you sit there calmly reading a book when we’re six miles above the ground? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7070 What are you reading? Looks inteeresting! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7071 Why did it have to be 'Fear of Flying?' What am I going to do when he gets to the juicy parts? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
7072 It’s ridiculous what they charge for these tiny seats now. I have no leg room! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7073 I told her I don't bite." 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7074 There's no way that seatbelt is low and tight across the hips. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7075 Thank goodness he didn't bring his family. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7076 I've always loathed the idea of returning to this little anthill of a town. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7077 Woman: "Everything looks like ants from up here" Ant: "Excuse me?" 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7078 I'm sorry, but that does not look like a tropical paradise down there. Everyone is...working! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7079 Note to self: Make sure to sound the "u" in aunt when making a wish. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7080 Is it still 'manspreading' if it's done by an insect? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7081 I don't think whoever sits in the middle will get both arm rests. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7082 Sorry, I know it was your home, but we play golf and we wanted our lawn to look like a putting green. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7083 One seat separation doesn't quite seem enough 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7084 It’s been on my bucket list to visit the American colonies, so I saved up my crumbs and finally booked a flight for my 6-month birthday. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7085 I can't believe I forgot my AirPods again. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7086 Hello there, I have a farm, if you have sometime I’d love to show you 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7087 On my next flight, remind me to specify – soda, no sugar! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7088 I can carry 10 times my weight 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7089 My Aunt Minnie won't believe this. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
7090 If I doze off, don`t be afraid to nudge me if you want to get up 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7091 I got the window seat so I wouldn't be bugged throughout the whole flight! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7092 I wish she would stop staring out the window, she is bugging me! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
7093 I can see this is your first fly experience. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
7094 No, they look like tiny people! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
7095 From up here, all humans look like ants! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
7096 Ugh! This extra leg room is totally overrated. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
7097 Looks like generative artificial intelligence has finally solved the seating problems in passenger aircraft! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
7098 « I hate to sit in the exit row seats. Imagine if we crash? - Yes, but it’s better for my legs, love.” 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
7099 Oh no,what if it finds my vegetarian meal more attractive than I am? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7100 The plane is empty and they put me here ? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7101 Because Formicidae Matters 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7102 Wow, everyone's starting to look like ants from up here! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7103 Fran could sense something was different this time. One by one, everyone started bugging out. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
7104 She was the only one desperate enough to join me 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7105 Those people down there look like... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7106 This isn’t really about leg room, is it? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7107 I NEVER thought the giant ant ant hills would be as big as The Rocky Mountains! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7108 ant nothing to worry about ! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7109 Oh, how lucky am I to be seated next to Mr. Smug, Mr. I Can Fly, Mr. I don't have to be terrified, nah-nah-nah-NAH-nah. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7110 Always glad when the middle seat is empty... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7111 At this high elsvation the mountains look like any hills !!! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
7112 I had no idea my ticket got me on the Insecta Side. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7113 I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be expecting any biological grandchildren, Mom. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7114 Does he know I'm about to bite his head off? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7115 I guess you needed the legs room. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7116 I couldn’t imagine always being antsy. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7117 Anxious to see what they will be serving you for dinner! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7118 No, I did not realize this flight served chocolate covered ants in 1st class. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7119 Calm down; it's simple engineering. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
7120 Osmosis? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7121 I prefered when I used to get mad about menspreding… 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7122 Don’t worry, darling, it’s just an ant” Barrett Katz NY 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7123 Wow, the people look like- uh, really tiny people from here... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7124 Yes, I realize it's rude. But it beats getting a bad leg cramp. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7125 Please, please someone take the middle seat! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7126 I just hope I get there in time. The cancer spread so fast…I just want to be there. I need to be. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7127 Do you remember the episode “To Serve Man”? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7128 Last of a kind, what a pity 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7129 She must have been expecting a snake. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7130 Oh,my heavens! He 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7131 Would you prefer a window seat? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7132 We're winning out there too, my dear. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7133 I've been grounded. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7134 I suggest that you keep your seat belt secure even after the pilot indicates seat belts are not necessary. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
7135 Frank was convinced it was the color of his exoskeleton. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7136 I never understood why people say we look like aunts way dow there. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7137 Whoa, I'm not sure if I'm more afraid of flying or seeing all the monoculture ag fields from up here. What have we done? We're doomed, no one will benefit from this in the long run. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7138 What you reading? 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
7139 J. Rodgers Milwaukee WI. " I hope he doesn't get too antsy if the flight is delayed"! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
7140 This is my first insecternational flight… 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7141 I love the bulkhead seats, so much leg room. However I like to stay on the aisle to be seen. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7142 I was on a flight to Atlanta with my dad, but he wasn't my dad, you know 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
7143 I don’t know about you, but flying Economy really BUGS me! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
7144 Do you ever feel like you’re in a Kafka novel? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
7145 I prefer an aisle seat, myself. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
7146 Get the bugs out of bulkhead 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7147 The planes going to crash and I get stuck by a wingless ant. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7148 The last Insecta I met on the plane was a couple of praying mantises going to their wedding. I wonder how that turned out. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7149 Hey, check this out. That's where they filmed "Them!" 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
7150 Please know that I will NOT be listening to your chirping for the whole damn flight. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7151 They just all look like ants! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7152 Oh god, it's one of those huge flying ants! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7153 Do you come here often? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7154 I get so bugged out flying! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7155 The unbridled power of JDEI 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7156 The legroom is always better in the bulkhead seats 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7157 Bumpy skies, aromatic surprise ... my pheromones, it seems, are no fan of the fasten seatbelt sign. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7158 How are we going to find our way home? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7159 All those people down there look like ants.” Ellis Cohen, age 10, Denver, C 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7160 Look, if we crash, I've got a million cousins on the colony. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7161 It's scarier for her because she has a higher terminal velocity. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7162 Maybe they should reinstate face masks again.” 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7163 It's not you, it's just that I don't want to die! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7164 Bebe, you'r higher from my Vibes, than this "tube" can get! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7165 I booked a flight to Amsterdam, not Antsterdam ! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7166 Last time I upgrade to extra leg room. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7167 From this high up, everyone looks like ants. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7168 'Hey gang, look who I saw!' No, that doesn't make any sense. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7169 Middle seat raffle anyone? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7170 Best thing about traveling with an anti-body? I no longer need a mask when I fly. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7171 Flying REALLY bugs me out 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7172 I'm guessing you're not on the menu for 'Peanuts: The Airline Edition'? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7173 Oh, my God, I can see it. You say it's a convention? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7174 Can't wait to see their bag of peanuts. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7175 Scared of ants and flying, hah. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
7176 Antelope gone wrong 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7177 Web seating outside. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7178 Of course, another erudite louse 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7179 so just because they have more arms they are entitled to the armrest? never booking the middle seat ever again 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7180 Hello, I'm AI, in-person. How do you do? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7181 Another day in a life of a Chimera Ant” #hunterxhunteranim 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7182 This nightmare is a paid advertisement sponsored by Raid.” 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7183 Don’t worry, I don’t need a seatbelt since my body just sticks to my seat. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
7184 I told you joe Biden was an asswhole. SP 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7185 The new in-flight entertainment isn’t a feature, it’s a bug. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7186 May i switch seats please? The woman by the window is really bugging me out! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7187 What is this, extra leg room for ants?! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7188 Relax! Just think of me as your Anty Mame. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
7189 You’re overreacting. I merely asked you to sit on my lap while we shared the window seat. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7190 Look, I can see your colony from here! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7191 Sorry but books about Ant Farms just bug me. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7192 Excuse me, but I believe my Ant has had too much to drink 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7193 “Ant on a plane - reading a book - definitely the most Family sequel EVER!” “It could much worse. Illiterate snakes!” “Did you pay for the extra leg-room?” “We must be in the antmosphere now? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7194 ‘’And what is that supposed to mean?’ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7195 Maybe if I sat next to her it would help ease her fear of flying. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7196 I thought I’d booked a flight to Antarctica. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
7197 ‘Do you mind if I use the arms rest?’ 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7198 That flight really BUGGED me!!! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7199 Still a few bugs to work out on the new Lockheed equiipment. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7200 I don't mean to stereotype, but I would've thought you'd prefer the window. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7201 Its weird, but everybody down there looks like you! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7202 Thank you for the demonstration, but I know how a seat belt works. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7203 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from turbulence 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7204 I will never fly with Kafkasian Airlines again! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7205 He is reading Proust, Combray, how to follow a fly in one sentence, one, and a half page long. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7206 Seriously? That's why they're following us? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7207 Wow they look just like little ants from up here. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7208 that mf is not real. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7209 Finally, a seat mate that reads, but... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7210 Yeah, is a deja vu. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7211 I thought it was one Pet per person not a pet person. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7212 Sorry! No! It's uncles! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7213 If he asks me out to dinner, what restaurant do I recommend? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7214 Bugspreading 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7215 Hope he doesn't get antsy 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7216 Me? I’m a flight attendANT. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7217 These mushroom supplements are getting out of hand 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7218 I asked for an insect repellent, not a conversation with one. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7219 Amazing! Those people down there must be carrying, what? Ten times their own body weight? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7220 What no TV on this one? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7221 Sitting by the window really bugs me. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7222 Wow, from this high up people really do look like ... oops, sorry. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7223 I'm trying my best to avoid eye contact with the aardvark coming down the aisle 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7224 1. I told you that the “companion nymph” vest wouldn’t work. Next time we are buying our baby a ticket. 2. Would you believe they charged me triple for extra legs room? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
7225 Anty Em! Anty Em! Up here! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7226 You want HOW MUCH for two Taylor Swift tickets?! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7227 Do you mind moving to another plane? I'm hoping to sit with the rest of my family. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7228 Extra legs room. It's always worth it. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7229 Traveling for business or leisure? 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
7230 Everyone looks like an ant at this height 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7231 It says here that the human being is fearful of that which it does not understand! Hmmm. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7232 Do you live around here? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7233 I'd feel more comfortable if you were looking at your phone. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7234 Ants you talking to me? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7235 Oh my God, it's the pandemic bug -- no wonder the plane is empty! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7236 Well I'm sorry, but you look like the type of thing that would just bite my head off. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7237 From up here, every cell tower looks like you. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7238 He's not wearing his seat belt, that really bugs me 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7239 Break-ups are always awkward, but... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7240 They looks like ants! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7241 Her boyfriend was a nice amuse-bouche. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7242 Those mountains look tiny - like little ant hills! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7243 Your family looks a lot smaller from here. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7244 yes Cheryl, we've evolved. It's now 'Ants in Your Planes' 1.0984 0.05583 61 58 0 3
7245 'Please don't talk to me about Woody Allen' 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7246 I see you didn't get upgraded either. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7247 I wish my aunt was so quiet 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7248 Serves me right for paying to board first 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7249 In this case you should be glad I'm not going two by two or even more 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7250 It isn't just the extra leg-room. I have a feeling it won't be satisfied with just one arm-rest! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7251 From up here,people look like pathetic little ants. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7252 I hope you're not among those humans gifted with the ability to detect the scent of ants. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7253 The Federal Air Marshal diversity programs are really yielding results 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7254 Oh…here he comes…poor thing’s legs were all tangled up with the flight attendant! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7255 Well, I hope this doesn’t bug you too much, but could you get my bag from the overhead compartment? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7256 Why must they always bug out. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7257 Bet you're feeling antsy about takeoff, hm? Really bugs you to sit on the tarmac for an hour? Ugh, this is why I don't fly coach. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7258 It was then, Sarah realised her aunt had been lying to her all that time. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7259 They told me about the peanuts, not the peanut butter trail! 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
7260 I hope it doesn't want to stretch out during the flight. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7261 When you’re this high up everything looks like the size of a big. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7262 'Whats wrong with you, never seen an ant before"" whidbey island 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7263 Omigod, they spiked the kool-aid again 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7264 There is something very scary out there! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7265 Oh my God, it's him, oh my fucking god, it's Gregor Samsa. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7266 People look like ants from up here… no offense. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7267 Do I look small to you, or have I just become a small talk? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7268 Please God, tell me I got on the wrong plane ! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
7269 It’s no different than going over bumpy hills when driving…hills like my home… 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
7270 This guys last picnic clearly was NOT keto friendly. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
7271 Please. Don’t take advANTage of me. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
7272 Help!! My seat mate's bugging me. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7273 I am not your Auntie, I don't know your parents and don't even think about spending a week with me at the colony! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7274 Yikes, from up here all the people on the ground look like ants. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7275 I fly this airline because of the legroom. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7276 This Kafka fellow really gets me. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7277 Furthermore I also read the fine print on my cheap tickets... 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7278 Apparently you can’t look at me unless I’m under you. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
7279 The people look like ants to me. What about you? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7280 - “flying makes me feel SO antsy!” —— “Can’t possibly imagine how that must feel…” 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7281 The finalists for Disneyland's characters 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7282 I'm also a strong Monarchist. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7283 So, your book is on the debunking of the insect apocalypse? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7284 Why aren’t you with your colony I can see them from here. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7285 Please feel free to use all the 'appendage rests' you wish. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7286 Right now I’m just a commuter ant. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7287 Oh, this is scary. It's my mother-in-law! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7288 They told me this plane would be cleaned of any anty-bodies! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7289 Keep thinking -cheap airfare, cheap airfare, cheap airfare. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7290 Are you sure you want me to be your new Queen, and is this my Mating Flight ? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
7291 Did you know that an ant exoskeleton can withstand pressure up to thousands of times its body weight? So, no. I'm not worried that the pilot jumped out of the plane. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7292 Keep away,you bug me! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7293 If the Bikini Islands is not part of your travel plans, please notify a flight attendant. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7294 Please tell me the safety demo includes ant mandible emergencies. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7295 I'm thinking she should have worn some bug repellant for the flight. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7296 ... and you are asking me why is this plane empty ? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7297 Do you ever wonder if there really are aliens out there? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7298 There wasn't a problem until Tessie noticed Daddy Long Legs lips moved as he read. Shortly, enough became enough. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
7299 From up here, all those people look like ants! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7300 Looks like you're big in Japan! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7301 Oh, no! It's a Raid!! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7302 Don’t you hate not having enough legroom? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7303 Maybe first class ant a bad idea after all 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7304 Thanks for letting me have the isle seat. I need the legroom. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7305 The fall isn’t actually that bad, anyhow. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7306 I know. I can’t believe this leg room either. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7307 An insider’s view of the Little Miss Muffet rhyme. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
7308 Don't be scared I just look like an IRS agent. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7309 There's just one gentleman on my flight and he ordered frogs for lunch, which frightens me! 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
7310 We're gonna need a bigger trap! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7311 Its not really looking like picnic weather out there... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7312 We can't all be politically correct. You dis me just because I said you bug me? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7313 To coin a phrase, 'I am his majesty's dog at Kew; pray, may I ask, whose dog are you? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7314 My six legs need the roomy space of first class. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7315 From up here everybody looks like a bunch of ants. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7316 Phoenix is beautiful this time of year 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7317 I love that poem also! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7318 Is it time for the anti-antspreading compaign? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7319 The people down there looking like ants reminds me of a bad dream I had about being at a picnic and getting swarmed by crawling bugs. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7320 what is this,a plane for ants? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7321 Focus, Focus,Focus 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
7322 …I just feel like everyone’s always walking over me. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7323 Wow, colonialism IS really spreading! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7324 They said they wanted legroom 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7325 -To answer your question,No,I am not a reincarnation of Kafka!! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7326 Is this because I skimped on the ticket insurance for 'ant-erial' interruptions? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7327 So much for first class! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
7328 You should upgrade to business class. There's more legroom. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7329 Funny how people look like ants from this altitude… 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7330 I guess having extra leg room has its drawbacks! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7331 Yikes! Am I on a flight to Antwerp? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7332 Sally understood that there would be Book Worms on the flight but this was next level! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7333 It’s your turn to gag. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7334 Now arriving in Ant-lanta. Please fasten your seatbelts. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
7335 I'm sorry. How do you get wifi in here. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7336 Homo sap the most unfriendly creatures in the world.. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7337 People who ask for aisle seats are always so antsy! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7338 Ant being insolent about her being seated beside a human 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7339 Hypoxia, right? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7340 Move any closer and I'll bite your head off! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7341 Great, no one’s taken the middle seat. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7342 Should've had the vegetarian meal 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7343 Sure, he reads more than one page at a time, but does he bookmark? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7344 Wait. You said you’ll feed me in Antwerp, not Antworld. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7345 of course I grew up on the much maligned airline food 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7346 Paying for extra leg room isn't such a good idea after all. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7347 Flight isn’t empty! There’s an huge ant in a seat! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7348 Whatever,as long as he 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7349 Wow, when you're this high up, the people all look just like ants. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7350 So Gross!,Can you put your shoes back on please!?? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7351 I can’t believe they made you check your extra legs. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7352 I guess I was dreaming when I thought this trip would bring us closer together. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7353 How can you be so clam, it's an ant eaters convention boarding next #mynewyorkercaption. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7354 I obviously paid for my extra leg room. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7355 I think my subconscious is telling me not to visit my aunt. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7356 They “look like ants” because we’re stll taxiing and they’re species Acromyrmex. They’re tiny because they eat vegetation. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7357 I’ve never scouted abroad before 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7358 Are you sure this plane is safe to fly in my Giant Ant husband?" "Martha, this is a train. I know the two rhyme but that doesn't mean they are the same." "Oh my GOD look at all the clouds!" "Martha please. Those are sheep." 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7359 So, YOU are the new eco-friendly antenna this airline is testing? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7360 At that moment Jenny went into a blind panic, her mind reeled as she wondered "how did that gigantic bug get a full sized bottle of Gatorade on this flight?" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7361 So, just to clarify, you're NOT the new ant-sized portion control initiative, right? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7362 You did say that it would be nice if there weren’t someone in the middle seat. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7363 Frankly I don't care what's on the wing. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
7364 People look like ants from way up here! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7365 From this height, everyone looks like an ant! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7366 I don’t bite. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7367 Too many frequent FLYer miles! 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
7368 They have a banner saying, "Love you Paul, Ringo and Antie!" 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7369 You were asleep when they evacuated the aircraft... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7370 The usual courtesy is to allow both armrests for the person in the middle seat. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7371 Please tell me you're wearing sunscreen. I got a really bad sunburn on my outbound flight. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7372 Don’t worry. I don’t bite! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7373 At least he got the extra leg room he needed. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7374 (I wonder what happened when I was in the bathroom....??) 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7375 Why yes, I'm very impressed that you could carry on 50 times your body weight. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7376 Do you think someone will take our middle seat? Not if I have anything to buzz about it. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7377 Well, I took this flight to avoid anthills, yet here you are. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7378 Are you traveling alone? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7379 Am I the only one who gets antsy during takeoff? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7380 Oh wow, everyone looks like ants from up here! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7381 I wonder who has the middle seat. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7382 She just saw the title of the book:"How To Serve Humans". The recipe was for a human filet. She wished she had never tried those chocolate covered ants. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7383 ...and what galaxy are you visiting? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7384 I cANT deal with customer service anymore. I said I wanted my stuff bagged, not bugged. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7385 Susan realized SHE overlooked the apostrophe and letter space in PEST'S trip 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7386 Hit on me and I'll squish you like an ant. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7387 And I thought the flying ants in the house were annoying. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7388 Of course she would have eaten tuna for this 6 hour flight! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7389 Wow. Imperialist values much? People don't say 'visiting the colonies' anymore. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
7390 Airplane food is always lousy! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7391 Oh gosh, I didn’t mean to bug him 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7392 Oh, my God, I'm not going to Peoria. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7393 I get tired jumping across buildings 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7394 First-time fliers! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7395 Wow, even at this height, you still look like an ant. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7396 I can't believe what I see outside ! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7397 Yeah, uh, I don't really know anyone named Bill... I'm sorry you feel so misrepresented. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7398 EEEEKK! I’m stuck with a creepy seat partner who’s got lots of antennae — but can’t make any of it stand up! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7399 OMG, the pizza slice had mushrooms on it and guy that served it said , "Enjoy your trip!" 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7400 My mom's sister used to work at this airport. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7401 Time we start taking up space 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7402 Where's my AR when I really need it? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7403 When the middle seat hack works. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7404 ...and then the Ant said, "Auntie chill". 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7405 This flying stuff is for the bees! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7406 It's a good thing I got the up graded seats with more leg room!! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7407 Silly to worry about a plane crash when you’re seated next to a giant carnivorous insect! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7408 Is it me or did the chicken taste like it rolled over an ant hill, down the runway and onto the plane? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7409 Everyone looks like an ant down there... Oh - sorry! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7410 I'm surprised that you didn't book a window seat. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7411 The colonist’s pheromones were overwhelming. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7412 I figured that any normal person would know that I left my book open, face down, on that seat, for a reason! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7413 Sorry, I’m still traumatized by that meal. You eat just like my ex. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7414 'Don't worry, dear, my antennae are in flight-safe mode.' 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7415 Are you telling me there's no food left on this flight? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7416 Getting a little antsy about “Them” ants, eh? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7417 I always go the bulkhead seating for the legroom. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7418 Come and look! All the people down there look like ants... 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
7419 These motherf*cking hippies take their shoes off in every godd*amn situation... 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7420 You know, from up here, we all look like ants. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7421 Don't you love it when the people look like ants? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7422 Hi, the name's Greg- Gregor Samsa, and darned if I didn't wake up one morning and find myself transformed into a giant bug. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7423 Why the middle seat should always be left open. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7424 Is there such a thing as giant spiders? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7425 I really didn’t want to switch seats but if the aisle affords you more leg room, so be it. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7426 Keep the legs out of the aisle. Someone might trip over them. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7427 Uhhhh, put the book down, George. Yur not gonna BELIEVE this. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7428 What happened to you? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7429 Mom, this is the last time I'm travelling with your sister. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7430 Aren’t those hundreds of eggs exceeding your checked baggage allowance? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7431 Is your queen delivering a new pilot, or is it mine? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7432 . "I just appear to be passive in the face of potential disaster. Would you like to know how this story ends?" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7433 Now I see why they spell it AtlANTa 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7434 So Gregor Samsa is your cousin? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7435 Why didn’t the flight attendant reseat them. They obviously can’t open the emergency exit door 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7436 Did you remember to send the memo? 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
7437 For your consideration. Lorene never imagined her flight would turn kafkaesque and go into a holding pattern over...the Twilight Zone. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7438 Don't worry, I won't bug you during the flight! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7439 Is this your first time in a window seat? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7440 I just need a break from the crowds! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7441 Capital Hell? I thought this train went to Capital Hill! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7442 You gotta look out for the little guy, Scott. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7443 He had just placed his forage in the overhead storage when she noticed a site that she could not ignorage. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7444 I told her to choose the isle, but she never listens. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7445 I didn't know this seat was reserved for Gregor Samsa, or I'd have brought my can of Raid. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7446 I think they should forbid long people to fly. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7447 I thought the stewardess was saying she'd move me up front if I didn't mind sitting next to her favorite aunt. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7448 Funny how the people down there look exactly like, uh, beetles. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7449 That’s strange, everyone looks like ants, but we’re still on the ground. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7450 all i´m saying is that this trip really change me, is like we dont have anything in common anymore 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7451 Ant we lucky to sit together for twelve hours? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7452 No, and please stop bugging me. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7453 Isn’t it amazing that at this altitude everyone looks like an ant? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7454 People on the ground look as tiny as ants - oh, I beg your pardon. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7455 OMG, he's reading Betrothed in Baldur's Gate: Decent into Amorous 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7456 Enough with all the announcements! I'm trying to read! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7457 Wow, everyone looks like tiny little ants from up here. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7458 The guy next to me looked like such a creep, but we got chatting and it turns out, he’s a distant cousin!!small world 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7459 I though the clerk said "large aunt". 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7460 Buzz off! It is time to catch up on my summer reading 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7461 Don't laugh, Jim, but I swear I thought I saw some horrible looking creature crawling on the wing. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7462 How good are you in the water? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7463 And here I thought, finally some empty seats! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7464 I'm a feature! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7465 Look at all those people down there - swarming like crazy ants. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7466 By any chance are you a fire ant? 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
7467 People these days, and their silly ant-icks. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7468 All I asked was for more legroom. Why do you look so antsy? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7469 I promised your mother I’d eat you last. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7470 No one ever says they look like uncles down there... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7471 I specifically said I enjoy investing, NOT infesting! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7472 Bulkhead seats. Ant this swell. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7473 So you're the reason my luggage had to be downsized! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7474 Do you mind if I buckle-up in the middle seat? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7475 Parachuting Pilots really bug me. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7476 You will not believe what the people down there look like. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7477 Is he going to put his shoes back on? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7478 Oh god, I seem to be the only human on the plane and now I can only see insect on the ground! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7479 All I said was please don't use the middle armrest if you're on the aisle. Sheesh! No need to get all antsy about it! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7480 I'd love to get that "hurrah, hurrah" feeling back when I march with my friends. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7481 You say Kafkaesque. I say they’re gonna kick us off for scaring the other passengers. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7482 I’d give you the book when I’m finished but I’m on a diet… 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7483 Our honeymoon is over? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7484 Man, let it sleep? a bugbear take him. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7485 My, my, how the tables have turned. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7486 You mean, you never read E.O.Wilson book? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7487 The fact that you’r not wearing a seat belt really bugs me. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7488 OMG! Reading Naked Lunch! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7489 You can still act in French films, Gregor! 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
7490 Hi Mr. Goldblum, when does the sequel come out? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7491 She knew that she was not dealing with an ordinary ant as he did not have 6 legs. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7492 What do you mean only 3.5 million more hours to go 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7493 Oh my God, the airport's covered in giant ants. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7494 The ants down there look as small as people. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7495 Travel can Be Broadening 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7496 ... And we will soon begin our in-flight Ant'tertainment! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7497 Gosh! The people all look like . . . uuuh . . . really little people. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7498 The people down there look like… uh… really small. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7499 You can go ahead and stretch out. I've had my dinner. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7500 Jeez you think your so import-ant 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7501 Uh, I can see you need the leg room, but will you really be able to do the Exit Row duties? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7502 Did you move away because I'm too fat? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7503 Amanda realized they all look like _humans_ from up here 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7504 it seems the plane is not leaving until we have on our security belts 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7505 Gosh, everyone down there looks like ants! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7506 One more comment about “Extra Leg” room!! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7507 It seems inefficient for the airline to operate a flight with so few passengers, I’m surprised they didn’t cancel it. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7508 Really Frank, do you think morphing into that creature is worth getting an early boarding pass? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7509 It is you my dear that smells to high heaven. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
7510 I thought you aliens used your own ships to travel! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7511 Wow! At this height, we all seem as insignificant as ants! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7512 All those ants down there are smaller than people. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7513 And you had to wait until now to tell me? I don’t think Mom’s food was that bad! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7514 Your toupee is making me sick. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7515 Going to DC for a StayCation. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7516 Oh My God! We're at the Outer Limits of the Twilight Zone. All the people look like ants. And that new bestseller called ‘Soylent Green is People' is a cookbook!! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7517 You're not my Aunt Martha! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7518 Yes, four more on this row. The airline had a deal on good legroom seats. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7519 OMG I think I'm looking at what the Shatner character saw on "The Twilight Zone"! Is that your relative? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7520 I thought they banned that from the ant colony library. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7521 I'm sensing something's bugging you. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
7522 Sorry, but I didn't move to the window seat because of you. It's just that I like a little extra space, 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7523 I suppose sitting near the window makes you feel ants- ants- anxious! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7524 Wawawhy does everyone look like ants from up here! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7525 I think I've might have found case zero. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7526 Don’t worry, I’m indestructible 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7527 Actually, I've never thought much about committed inter-species relationships... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7528 A ton of empty seats. If this is another author fake-reading his own book next to me… I swear I’ll lose it 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7529 Inez always selects the anterior bulkhead seat for extra legroom. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
7530 They told me the people would look like ants! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
7531 Yes I asked for an Emergency Exit seat." "Extra legroom and all that! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7532 Don't bug me, I want to be left alone. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
7533 you couldn't find another seat? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7534 Oh my God, a super Ant? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7535 I requested a middle seat. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7536 Arthur, you've been acting weird ever since you bought that book of Universal Recipes. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7537 The male in 6B said he always wanted to be a member of the mile high club. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7538 Wow those ants look like the size of people! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7539 Don’t drop your snack. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7540 Metamorphosis Redux 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7541 Welcome to the Colony! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7542 No wonder there were so many empty seats for this flight 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7543 More then annoyed to fly next to a well known personality? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7544 Wow, from here the people look like....my parents' sisters. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7545 Someone should have splurged for extra leg room. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7546 Let the sheeple swarm 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7547 Isn't that my uncle down there? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7548 'The people down there are so small they look like ants." 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7549 I can see why you needed more legroom! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7550 I hope you take this the right way, but I find your eyes uniquely compelling. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7551 Oh my god . . . the people look like ants down there! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7552 High-altitude regrets: Forgot to check for "flying ant day" before boarding! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7553 I thought this was a private plane! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7554 who do think made this isle? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7555 Wow, they all look as tiny as ants down there! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7556 Isn't it funny how all the people down there look like little...uhm...people? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7557 Yes, I can see why you requested the front row aisle. But will you be able to open the emergency exit if asked? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
7558 Wow, they really do look like a... uh, gnats from up here. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7559 ... and staring out the window, Julia fretted, "Oh, I do wish he would buckle up." 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7560 My mother was expecting a cockroach. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7561 Feel free to move. There are lots of empty seats. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7562 Going my way? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7563 you can't tell a book by its cover 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7564 That seat was supposed to be for my husband, but he had an *unfortunate accident* on the honeymoon. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7565 I told the travel agent I did not want to be seated in "roach." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7566 Relax! Flying is actually very safe transportation. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7567 I suppose a mask won't make any difference. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7568 I never should have checked my food! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7569 Sometimes, one just needs to go off the beaten trail 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7570 Disregard for armrest etiquette on planes has always stingingly bugged me. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7571 So, when they say 'getting ants in your pants' on a flight, they weren't kidding, huh? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7572 My book? As opposed to a Kindle, it has no bugs. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
7573 Oh No! I would get a brunette. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
7574 Next time, I'm using the amnesty box. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
7575 If she says they all look like ants one more time … 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7576 Airport security was a breeze. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7577 The people down there look so small, just like ants. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7578 Do you always get the emergency exit row? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7579 The best view was just a few seats away! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7580 Stay right there and keep reading, Mr. Antennae Head. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7581 CINA! Not again. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7582 This isn't what I thought first class would be. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7583 What did it feel like waiting in line to check in and not for a massive sugar cube? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7584 I thought you were my worst fear, but now I think it's heights. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7585 I've never committed homicide...! Don't reach overhead for the insecticide. Just buzz off! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7586 I know I should have not taken this $50 flight-- a super cheap flight because there are no flight attendants: Now I am going to die:" Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7587 OMG, if all those cars down there look like ants, then we must be flying a lot higher than I thought ! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7588 Shocked that I can read?” 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7589 Isn't it amazing that from this height, people seem to be as insignificant as ants? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7590 I thought Covid was bad but the bugs are getting scarier looking 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7591 Holy @#&%, they weren't kidding about malaria making a comeback! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7592 I’m doomed. Is the airline going to serve cannolis next? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7593 I totally misunderstood when I heard they could fly, too. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7594 I guess efficiency really is everything when you have to feed a colony, isn’t it? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7595 I wonder what you would like like down there. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7596 Oh my gosh, those people down there look like tiny little ants! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7597 The extra legroom seats are great aren’t they? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7598 Oh, great! Look at this guy coming . . . he's surely going to sit in the middle. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7599 The aisle seat gives me more egg room. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7600 I am very uncomfortable with flying insects! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7601 I hope you're not expecting small talk. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7602 They always sit me next to someone with a fear of flying. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
7603 I guess just anyone gets priority boarding nowadays. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7604 I have a fear of flying - stop saying I'm just getting antsy. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7605 What if I have to go to the bathroom before we get there? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7606 Yum! Tasty humans. A plane full of humans always makes may stomach feel better. But don’t you fret, human. I shan’t devour you. Those are our minions down there and I shall make you my Queen! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7607 Wow, the people really do look like ants from up here! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7608 The ants look so tiny they look like people. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7609 Alate Airline should have been my first clue. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7610 I think he's hacking my phone. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7611 On Tuesday, Mr. Mosquite finally decided to wake up and fly right. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7612 A monster to my right, an anthropod to my left — wait, is anthropod politically correct? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7613 Flying has always made me feel antsy. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7614 It's so weird. Everything down there looks smaller... 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7615 The people down there look like so many insects. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7616 So glad I agreed to let him have the aisle seat 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7617 ⁣ “Psst…Wanna join the ⁣ Mile high hopes club?” ⁣ 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7618 ...and THEN she told Henry about the note, like Henry really needed to know about it, but she said it with a TONE, so apparently he HAD to make a comment back, and it wasn't like I couldn't HEAR them, and they must have known, but THEN... 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7619 When I said all those cars look like ants, I didn't mean to insult you. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7620 …I mean Aardvarks don’t just eat Ants so I guess that I’m saying, All Lives Matter really… 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7621 The frumious Bandersnatch! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7622 Everything appears ant sized from up here. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7623 How did I get booked on QuANTus?! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7624 Oh god… he is so buzzed 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7625 From this height the cars look like aardvarks. I have an aunt that lives down there. That's "a.u.n.t." I'm sorry. When do the peanuts come? Please put your shoes and socks back on. Rude! In fact, you are entirely naked! Flight Attendant! Burrrrrrp! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7626 Are these seats really first class? Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7627 It looks like hills, but not Beverly Hills!" 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7628 high flights in Lilliput 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7629 Oh, from here I see lot of ants in the city 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7630 Well, my request for extra leg room was unnecessary. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7631 This is your captain speaking the web. Will be back up within a few minutes. Thank you for your patience. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7632 First time traveling in formicidae class? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7633 I wish they hadn't confiscated my insect repellant at security. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7634 Your travel agent booked you "a trip through the colonies"? I don't see the problem. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7635 He must think that I am so unworldly. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7636 I thought they’d look like ants down there. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7637 Oh what's she worried about now... I'm the one that senses danger. Geesh! . 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7638 I bet an overhead view does little for your colony design, huh? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7639 Great. I hope he doesn’t bug me. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7640 Yeah, it's a fly-drive vacation 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7641 Help! Gregor Samsa is on my flight! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7642 I have nothing to do with whatever is going on with you and your pants right now 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7643 Ever notice how all the cities look like ant hills from this altitude? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7644 For God's sake, please don't tell me you're reading Edward O. Wilson's "Tales from the Ant World!" 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7645 I'm not even sure sure you're an ant? You have only two legs. I'll bet your not even an insect at all. You lied to me. At least I have a post anal tail. Consider it over. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7646 From so high up everything looks like tiny ants ... oops, sorry! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7647 stay over there - you are bugging me. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7648 Hm. Odd about the Caterpillar. We get pretty hungry too, you know.. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7649 Damn...I hope someone's sitting in 8E 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7650 I'm ready for vacation from my aunts too! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7651 I 'ant' gonna 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7652 Is that middle seat taken? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7653 Oh brother, I should just have asked Alates for a ride. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7654 I'm having second thoughts about seeing my parents. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7655 If you shift sides, would you please give me a heads-up? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7656 Customer service told me they'd gotten all the bugs out..... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7657 I thought it was Aunt Sally who was coming. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7658 I also read the book, Empire of the Ants. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7659 I'm sorry, is something bugging you? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7660 Wait, why isn’t everything getting smaller down there? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7661 O Gregor, why did I reject you? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7662 So, from what I gather you're not on your way to visit your Aunt? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7663 Why is there no one else on this plane?! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7664 Not to worry. I ate the lounge lizard. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7665 I sat there scared, scared of the plague it never was. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7666 He wants me to tell him how the book ends. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7667 Exit Row 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
7668 Now seating, the Royal Bodyguards; 1B thru 22F. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7669 I love the front row for leg room,and thanks for taking the window seat--flying makes me nervous. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7670 Honey, at least put on your seatbelt! 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
7671 You say those are your family? I thought they were cars! 1.0741 0.05188 54 52 0 2
7672 We're gonna have to land at some point... 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7673 So tiny! Are those people or an-...bugs? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7674 All the worker ants always go with the queen, uh oh! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7675 Tell me straight, is this a new airline identity issue or simply bugs' upgrade? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7676 But I paid for a seat WITHOUT extra legroom! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7677 Hey! There’s a giant fly’s water flying beside us. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7678 We're about to crash, and you're reading The Human Experience? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7679 I thought it was the things on the ground that were supposed to look like ants, not the seatmate I don't want to talk to 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7680 Flying on Southwest... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7681 Ant-people look like regular sized ants from up here 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7682 I'm sorry to bug you but could I have the aisle seat? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
7683 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,he found himself transformed into a gigantic passenger sitting on the aisle seat. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
7684 The good news is that you won't have to deal with your "fear of flying" sysndrome 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7685 Oh dear, this looks bad. Somebody must have leaked that we were arriving, and now there's a bunch of giant Aardvarks hanging out near our limo. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7686 They looked much smaller from up here. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7687 My uncle is a carpenter, too - do you know him? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7688 Can't you be for something instead of ant-this and anti-that? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7689 I’m less scared to land and see my aunts now. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7690 I thought you were a vegetarian? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7691 When you need to use the rest room, just let me know, Stompy. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7692 These seats are really getting small 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7693 Did they teach you how to use a seatbelt during ant-boarding instructions? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7694 So glad for the extra legroom, aren’t you? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7695 How gross. He's reading 'The Courage to be Free.' 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7696 Maybe the engine's not on fire, either! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7697 Wasn't the middle seat occupied? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7698 Hey. Take a look around. Who's the freak? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7699 I thought drones had their own wings. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7700 Oh my god the guy in the middle seat went to the bathroom but first he farted and now that ant thinks it was me,and it smells SOOOOO bad!!! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7701 I was told I'd be traveling with an aunt. Who knew? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7702 If you really are my mom's sister, that does make you my aunt. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7703 Bulkhead and now, big head? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7704 I fear there are some unticketed guests on board! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7705 My aunt died. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7706 I thought "Them" was just a movie from the 50's. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7707 Oh my god, you’re never gonna believe this… 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7708 I should have just kept my seat next to the reptilian-humanoid. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7709 Will I ever top my acting role in Honey I shrunk the kids ? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7710 Life Life is about to start never ever thought about quitting.. Just do Just try What will happens never think about it just pretend to be ohkay and happy And Start your journey 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
7711 Next time, I'm only doing first class. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7712 I can't believe someone is reading a book! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7713 Gosh, doesn’t it just make you feel small and inconsequential? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
7714 From up here all the people look like bugs. You must feel right at home. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7715 we seem to be the only two on this flight 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7716 Grete, driving to the sales convention would have been cheaper. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7717 I told you not to take Kafka so seriously! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7718 Perhaps you should adjust your medication. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7719 Note to Self: Never layover at Gigante Formicidae airport. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7720 Is that a recipe you're reading, I have never stepped on a bug, I don't mean you're a bug, I don't taste good, I..." 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7721 Now, I could sit on this plane and die, or not. I need to get off this plane. This Ant is not real." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7722 I must be going mad. Reality doesn't allow for this much legroom in coach. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7723 Sorry about that, I understand that you prefer to read your book in silence, but I'm trying to keep my mind open and take the opportunity for a quirky and unique conversation." Hugo de Faveri, São Paulo, Brasi 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7724 Well, that explains why they’re visible at 35,000 feet. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7725 We all have phobias. See any anteaters down there? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7726 Are eusocial or anti-social?" The Formicidae asked 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7727 The travel agent said I was booked on AA and I thought it was American Airlines not Arthropod Air. Caveat emptor! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7728 Oh my god! We’re heading straight into the gaping mouth of a giant pink panther. Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant… 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7729 Fiona felt a particular antipathy towards her doctor. "It's just a mild case of formication," he had said. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7730 From up here the people look like ants. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7731 Early boarding passengers with special needs: She anguished over being stepped out on, he anxious over being stepped on. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7732 Looks like they picked the wrong week to show Them! as the inflight movie. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7733 There’s no room for me in here! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7734 And I thought all I had to worry about were “snakes on a plane” ! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7735 I don't know about you but I get really antsy on long flights! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7736 Please refrain from comparing your fellow halfwitted simians to our advanced, cooperative and intelligent species from this height, ma’am. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7737 Must be nice not having to pay for extra room. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7738 “I upgraded to economy plus, hope they remembered I prefer sugar cubes over peanuts!" 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7739 Attention please, this is your captain speaking. Is there is a pest control expert on board, your assistance is needed on Aisle 4, seat C. Please enjoy the rest of your flight! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7740 This is the last time I book third party. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7741 The ad said, 'hard working carpenter ISO queen, lives in thriving, close-knit colony.'" 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7742 You are way sexier than they told me beforehand. Just in case you were wondering, you know, what I was thinking... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7743 Flying is safe, I should have nothing to fear. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7744 Good God! Bridges of Madison County? I thought that was long gone with good riddance. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7745 You’d think everyone down there look like ants from up here. Wonder what’s bugging her. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7746 Of course it’s easy jet 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7747 So this is how the flying insects feel 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7748 Am I having the nightmare where I wake up as a cockroach? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7749 Eww, like totally naked! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7750 No 'snakes on plane' to worry about--but I might have gotten a little carried away. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7751 When the ticket agent upgraded you from domestic to anternational. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7752 I don't know, I just feel so restless these days. Like I got ants in my pants, ya know? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7753 The people all look like... what darling? Do go on. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7754 I wonder when the election will be over! 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7755 Oh God. I ate his head, too. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7756 This really bugs me! I should have booked first class. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7757 This fucking bitch next to me won't close her goddamn window. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7758 Look at those people down below; they're small as ants! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7759 What did you think the next global pandemic would look like? 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7760 Those people look like ants from here. Have you listened to King Bczzar? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7761 Those ants look like people! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7762 New U.S. bill: "DEET" -- Grants all flying biting insects their fair democratic choice of abortion or birth, at any month. Upon required: "Deportation to Enemy-nations on Express-air Transportation." 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7763 No, I wasn't informed that this was a nuptial flight. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7764 Yeah, well I’m bugged you prefer your book. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7765 Being in the exit row just scares me to death — but at least you can fly. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7766 Oh my god, from up here everyone looks like members of a collectivist utopian society. That hates picnics! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7767 All those little people down there, they look like... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7768 In this day and age, even Gregor Samsa is forced to ignore his condition and travel for his sales work, much to the dismay of the other passengers. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7769 and he stole my book! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7770 I have an horrible fear of flying! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7771 I'm lactose intolerant, you might have more luck scaring someone in another aisle. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7772 Sorry,I meant 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7773 You better be glad I don’t have the bees knees 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7774 It’s not so much a fear of flying as it is a fear of giant anthropomorphic ants. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7775 She is antsy, and I am the ant! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7776 Wow. They look like ants from up here. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7777 Oh my God, Harold, they do look like ants. Harold, look! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7778 If your antennae is that big, well-endowed, and juicy, why bother reading that silly book? Don't you know what's gonna happen already?" "Yes I do...However...Just like your seat♫ I wanna be♪... close to you♬" "You're more honest than Russel Brand!" 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7779 Um, ah, thanks for, ah, um, removing, no, solving--yes, solving--the overcrowded plane problem, sir or madam or whatever the case may be. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7780 I thought I booked a seat in "Cattle Class" 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7781 Can I switch seats, I’m feeling very antsy. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7782 Fear not! For I can carry it if need be. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
7783 Ah, the luxury of being above ground and these humans are panicking on their own turf. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7784 We didn’t cover this in the “Bug Issue” meeting. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7785 Can you digitally print a little boy to fill the seat next to his new mother? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7786 This person is NOT REAL. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7787 We'd all feel a lot safer if You'd put on your seat belt 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7788 Aunt Mary is getting older! 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
7789 Who knew the Tri-State had so many ant hills? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
7790 I wonder what meal he's eating... 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7791 From this height, the people look like. . . 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7792 My exoskeleton is in the overhead compartment, but I left room for you. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
7793 They look like what? That is our word, Sharon. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7794 Let me know when we reach terminal velocity 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7795 No, NO! Not Cinnabon AND Patricia Cornwell! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7796 That's weird,those ones look like my uncles. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7797 Wow! From here everyone looks like an ant, 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7798 I think you'll survive! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7799 The flight attendants gave no good reason why I can’t stretch out in my own row and enjoy the flight. Talk about ants at a picnic. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7800 ‘Human Cemetery’ is my favourite book 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7801 My butt is the same size as my head. Your butt to head ratio is 2:1 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7802 Flying just ant as fun as it used to be. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7803 Mr. Delombre’s molecular transporter is down. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7804 People look like tiny ants down there! If I got a big can of bug spray, I could get them all from up here! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7805 It's worse when they're mANT-spreading. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7806 I really do not understand why they made me buy two tickets. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7807 For goodnesd' sake, I told my P. A. to book me into a window seat in Premium Economy! 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7808 That seat is for 'extra leg' room 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7809 I keep hoping there's a sequel. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7810 All those ants down there look as little as people. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7811 I thought this seat had more leg room, not ‘more legs’ room! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7812 Yes, m'lady, this is the train to the other Ant Hill district. You'll be fine, just don't disturb anything. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7813 I am so afraid of flying. There always seems to be a bug in the system. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7814 So you're telling me that you're in-flight entertainment? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7815 I shouldn't have binge watched Manifest last night! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7816 You're right! The ants down there do look like people!" 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7817 My aunt isn't wearing her seatbelt and the right engine is on fire! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7818 Supposedly with the airflow you can't get a bug on a plane. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7819 'Have you noticed how everyone up here looks like people?' 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7820 So, um… do you guys all travel by train to Queens 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7821 Just coming back from a solo retreat. You? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7822 I didn't know the atomic ant flied couch! 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7823 You want to do what with that cart? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7824 People down there look like ants. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7825 Honey,relax. Don’t let an insect spoil the flight for you. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7826 I'll never complain about a full flight again... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7827 Anty needed the legroom that comes with the bulkhead seats. He just hoped he wouldn't have to hold hands with the human girl, who was clearly terrified to fly! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7828 First she ruined my picnic, and now she's ruining my flight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7829 Of course I get stuck next to an antspreader... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7830 Wait … is it people look like ants outside or inside the plane ? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7831 Funny, I thought I checked the 'no exotic pets' box when booking. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7832 Did you pay extra for the aisle seat? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7833 Why do I have to shut down my antennas when other folks keep their phone on the entire time? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7834 The people on the ground just look like ugly little ants 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7835 Wow, all the people down there look like tiny ants. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7836 Am I the reason you picked the exit row? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7837 Ant is made of atoms, so is the girl, so is the plane, so are you and so am I, though I guess the quality has made a subtle difference. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
7838 I can't imagine living down there. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7839 'Tis a droll ideal to accept the heightened reality of falsehood' 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7840 You don't have to ant-splain it to me. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7841 I’m sorry, but I’m not one of those who are pro deodorANT. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7842 Bugging Out 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7843 Who needs in-flight entertainment when you've got a walking National Geographic? 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7844 Where did you say you are going? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7845 OMG, everything on the ground DOES look like ants from this height. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
7846 I had to request the more legroom seat. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7847 Ironically, he's reading my favorite author! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7848 So weird, everyone down there looks just like you. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7849 I hope he doesnot have a peanut allrgy 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7850 Bug plane 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
7851 And my uncle is even worse ... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7852 Oh my God! They look like HUMANS from up here! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7853 People always look like ants from this altituse! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7854 Wow, from up here everyone looks as tiny as an….. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7855 I've always been a bit antsy about flying. You? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7856 This is really creepy! Where is the flight attendant when I really need them? 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7857 All I said was that I don't wear a white tshirt on a plane because it can show the marks up when I'm eating 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
7858 Everyone looks like ants from up here! Filthy , disgusting ants. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7859 Are those ants?? No, they're trees. Breath Marissa, they're just trees. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7860 So this is what they meant by extra leg room. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7861 Better move your legs. An anteater is coming down the aisle. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7862 You’re right, I should have checked in with you and not just assumed the aphids in tree sap was my gluten free meal, I’m sorry. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7863 No, I don't mind. At least this airline allocates seats using proportional representation. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7864 Gee it looks like tiny little insects down there! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7865 Do I really have to go back to Earth!? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7866 That mountain looks like an anthill! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7867 Every trip when I select the front row for leg room I seem to have most of the plane as to stretch out as well. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7868 Katy Does a Psyche Job by Katy Did 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7869 Oh my god! All the ants down there look like they have six legs! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7870 (Not so) Secret. Wide enough for an ant. Made for a woman. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7871 I can see our house Aunt Connie. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7872 Why is the captain carrying a big can of Raid? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7873 Ever notice how everyone looks like ants from up here? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7874 My favorite movie is The Fly. What's yours? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7875 At this height, people look like ants. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7876 Let me know if you need to use the bathroom. I get antsy sitting by the window. 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
7877 Oh my God -- those people down there look like ants. 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
7878 Do you have to read Kafka now? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7879 You want to sit in THIS middle seat? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7880 I hope your anthropomorphic qualities don’t include antagonism. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7881 Those ants down there look just like humans. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7882 Yes, I needed the seat that would allow me to stretch my legs as I read Proust. Don't be frightened, after I'm done reading, I'll recline and sleep until we land. L. Palombo-NYC. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7883 Wow, from up here everybody looks like busy little bees. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
7884 This is insane! I requested an aisle seat! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7885 When BOGO said bring your aunt.... 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7886 Gosh, just look at all those little people down there, scurrying about, trying to live their lives... 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7887 Amazing! I can see her from here, waving in her backyard. My aunt. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7888 I know this may sound redundant, but.... 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7889 India just added a new 10% tax on beavers. 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
7890 I was born to ant-icipate turbulence. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7891 He's reading a scary book! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7892 She said that the TSA are short of Air Marshalls, so she's filling in. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7893 And the people look like...well...come to think of it, I can't tell. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7894 Gee, the people look like ants down there ! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7895 And I used to worry about ants in my pants. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7896 Thank my heavenly stars that I did not bring my picnic basket on board! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7897 Amazon's robotic pick-up and delivery service has made me a believer in the wonders of AI! 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
7898 Unfortunately, the fellow in the middle seat won’t be returning. BUUURP! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7899 No worry, it's a short flight, a grasshopper hop. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7900 AI is just not worth it. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7901 now we have one air bag left , do you think your light as air limbs would need it? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7902 8:12 am September 11, 2001 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
7903 Fingers crossed,for pre-boarding I said you were my aunt. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7904 My aunt always wants the aisle seat. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7905 is "Work cycle of HumAnts" 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7906 Now I’ll get to dance the winter away, Grasshopper! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7907 Oh boy! I miss the superpower that turned me into a Kindleworm. When are we going to land? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7908 I have to read my book, my antennae are not picking up the plane’s wi-fi. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
7909 Wow! And vice versa. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7910 I don't see any people but there's a whole bunch of you guys getting on. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7911 I knew I shouldn't have gone with a bug-jet airline 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7912 These new pilotless planes without any staff really bug me" 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7913 Why am I always seated next to the stink bug? 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
7914 Gee! From the window, the people down there look like ants! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7915 In an astounding new discovery cordyceps has finally evolved to treat your fear of flying. Learn more about how you can become the infected. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7916 uh Mr. Ant are you sure we are safe up here? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7917 Y'know it's actually true; people really do look like ants when you're up here. 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
7918 I hope there’s no flying leaf on the runway when we land! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7919 So squash me, the change pressure upsets my pheromones 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7920 A drawing clearly done by a man 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
7921 No, I meant, 'do you also feel this flight is drag-ant?' 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
7922 Why are you so relaxed? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7923 Yet there're things to wonder! Stop lady, we got enough and I can't afford a new book. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7924 I hope you’re not flying to Ant-alya, I hear it's infested. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7925 I guess he has the ant spread down. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
7926 I always feel a bit antsy before takeoff, how about you 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7927 MY LEAST FAVORITE AUNT 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7928 That’s why you look so small down there! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7929 Scored an aisle seat ,thank you AI. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7930 It's true! From up here everyone looks like an ant! 1.0392 0.03922 51 50 0 1
7931 Don't you hate it how all the people down there look like ants? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7932 Are you the head of the ant-hill or in charge of the winged department? 1.0385 0.03846 52 51 0 1
7933 Oh no, it looks like we are about to be Raided! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7934 So...you always travel by air? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7935 I get that a lot whenever we approach to land 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7936 That is my mother ship, but I wanted a local's experience." 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7937 Waouh, from there people look like...hmm... people! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7938 I’m just terrified to meet Queen Bey - I’m. Such. A. Fan! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7939 I know you’ve probably heard this before… 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7940 It looks great to have that extra aisle seat legroom. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7941 Look at those cars down there. They look like ants. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7942 If you keep chirping, I’m afraid I’m going to have to put my foot down. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
7943 Those people down there all look like... 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7944 SAINTS PRESERVE ME. THE PLANE SMELLS OF FORMIC ACID. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7945 Oh my! What are they serving for lunch 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7946 Why do they look so gross from up here? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7947 You said you would bring a book for me, also. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7948 I misunderstood when the travel agent said I’d ghave to travel with the pilot’s any. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
7949 This guy on my right is really bugging me. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7950 From up here, people look like little ants scurrying about. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7951 I hate flying, especially takeoff. I should have brought a book too. To distract me. Who knew the WiFi would be broken? What’s Metamorphosis about? Good beach read? Are you smelling what I’m smelling…? 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7952 So, you're the author of 'The Ants Go Marching, In a Plane'! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
7953 The people look like ants! The small types, I mean. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
7954 Yeah I'm heading to Vegas for a crypto currency convention. What am I reading? Just this book about getting back to our ancestral habits 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7955 I wish my aunt didn't read those horror novels. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
7956 Honey, don't worry, I had to leave my sting with security 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7957 These long flights BUG ME ! 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7958 From up here everyone just looks like so many little bugs. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7959 My preference is the aisles seat. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7960 Do work I don’t sting , I’m not a hornet I’m a Flying Ant . 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7961 Crickets, so much for Premium Economy 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7962 I hope he doesn't make a pass at me! Last flight it was a real dog. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7963 Ah, New York City...... Look at all those people down there, bumping into each other like ants. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7964 I guess those people there don’t just look like ants! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7965 Ugh, this book of ant facts is incredibly inaccurate. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7966 The Queen is NOT all that just because she has her own wings. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7967 Flight attendant to another, why are those couple so antsy? Well, between getting regular coke or coke zero, they just couldn't get on the same page 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
7968 Could you close the window? It feels like a magnifying glass. 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
7969 Every time I get on the plane I tell myself I’m not going to stuff myself … 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
7970 You really need the seats with extra legroom! 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
7971 I should have clarified that I’d be flying with my a-no-u nt. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
7972 Considering his ways the aunt has done well 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
7973 They look like ants, from way up here. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
7974 And I thought everyone outside looked like ants…” 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
7975 I’ve read much heavier book. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0