Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
You don’t have to say ‘excuse me’ every single time. |
1.7411 |
0.00954 |
7161 |
3499 |
2017 |
1645 |
1 |
Move to Arizona he says. What could go wrong he says. |
1.7352 |
0.01164 |
4701 |
2284 |
1378 |
1039 |
2 |
My ear keeps popping. |
1.7197 |
0.01100 |
5320 |
2667 |
1477 |
1176 |
3 |
If you say "at least it's a dry heat" one more time....I swear to God.... |
1.7107 |
0.01239 |
4120 |
2071 |
1170 |
879 |
4 |
Don't you hate that feeling when your ears keep popping? |
1.7074 |
0.01191 |
4477 |
2269 |
1249 |
959 |
5 |
The bus will be here in a jiffy, Pop. |
1.7006 |
0.01467 |
2889 |
1460 |
834 |
595 |
6 |
It turns out it is the heat, not the humidity. |
1.6974 |
0.01443 |
2842 |
1401 |
900 |
541 |
7 |
Was that you? |
1.6861 |
0.01466 |
2826 |
1441 |
831 |
554 |
8 |
You couldn't hold it until we got home? |
1.6838 |
0.01125 |
4912 |
2548 |
1369 |
995 |
9 |
It usually doesn't happen this fast on a first date. |
1.6778 |
0.01080 |
5310 |
2775 |
1471 |
1064 |
10 |
Sorry. It just popped out of my mouth. |
1.6739 |
0.01872 |
1714 |
885 |
503 |
326 |
11 |
I’m wanted for a salt and buttery. |
1.6730 |
0.01068 |
5646 |
3041 |
1410 |
1195 |
12 |
Of course, the one day I don’t put on butter |
1.6722 |
0.01186 |
4152 |
2115 |
1283 |
754 |
13 |
I told you butter as a sunscreen was a bad idea. |
1.6714 |
0.01378 |
3153 |
1632 |
925 |
596 |
14 |
I had to put my wife in a bowl yesterday |
1.6700 |
0.01321 |
3479 |
1819 |
989 |
671 |
15 |
I told you to pop before we left the house. |
1.6670 |
0.01616 |
2282 |
1186 |
670 |
426 |
16 |
Don't blame me. I voted for Al Gore. |
1.6655 |
0.02056 |
1441 |
760 |
403 |
278 |
17 |
Take it from me, people are going to start trying to butter you up. |
1.6650 |
0.01454 |
2740 |
1406 |
846 |
488 |
18 |
I think I just popped my pants |
1.6624 |
0.01190 |
4487 |
2439 |
1124 |
924 |
19 |
[Caption unavailable due to writers' strike.] |
1.6619 |
0.01304 |
3875 |
2153 |
879 |
843 |
20 |
I’m beginning to think there’s a kernel of truth to this whole global warming thing. |
1.6608 |
0.01306 |
3411 |
1767 |
1034 |
610 |
21 |
Corn on the curb |
1.6520 |
0.01051 |
5423 |
2896 |
1518 |
1009 |
22 |
Climate change? I'm beginning to think there's a kernel of truth to it. |
1.6512 |
0.01306 |
3243 |
1659 |
1056 |
528 |
23 |
I don’t like the look of that guy with the salt shaker. |
1.6500 |
0.00995 |
5868 |
3089 |
1744 |
1035 |
24 |
I hear it's even worse for the eggs. |
1.6475 |
0.01326 |
3268 |
1717 |
986 |
565 |
25 |
I’m starting to wonder why we were given free movie tickets. |
1.6450 |
0.00966 |
6429 |
3476 |
1759 |
1194 |
26 |
I don’t know, Steve, please tell me: how hot is it? |
1.6423 |
0.01277 |
3531 |
1874 |
1046 |
611 |
27 |
And this is how we know that butter is no substitute for sunscreen. |
1.6422 |
0.01827 |
1649 |
854 |
531 |
264 |
28 |
My dermatologist said that if you keep skipping sunscreen, you’ll be all cob in five years. |
1.6417 |
0.01368 |
3048 |
1610 |
920 |
518 |
29 |
Can you not retain a single kernel of self-control? |
1.6410 |
0.01242 |
3838 |
2072 |
1072 |
694 |
30 |
Global warming? Might be a kernel of truth in that. |
1.6398 |
0.01243 |
3654 |
1926 |
1118 |
610 |
31 |
I think moving to Texas was a big mistake |
1.6383 |
0.01223 |
3768 |
1990 |
1151 |
627 |
32 |
Hotter than a microwave out here today |
1.6369 |
0.01148 |
4401 |
2365 |
1269 |
767 |
33 |
Maybe global warming has a kernel of truth. |
1.6365 |
0.01565 |
2286 |
1206 |
705 |
375 |
34 |
I’m beginning to think there’s at least a kernel of truth in all this talk about global warming. You? |
1.6354 |
0.01440 |
2710 |
1435 |
828 |
447 |
35 |
I’m going to be naked by the time this bus arrives! |
1.6331 |
0.01252 |
3508 |
1844 |
1107 |
557 |
36 |
It’s starting to feel like a microwave out here. |
1.6326 |
0.01277 |
3462 |
1847 |
1040 |
575 |
37 |
Son, please stop calling me "Pop!" Just go with "Dad." |
1.6287 |
0.01196 |
3946 |
2117 |
1177 |
652 |
38 |
Yes Orvill. It is hot enough for me. Thanks ever so much for asking. |
1.6270 |
0.01540 |
2327 |
1238 |
719 |
370 |
39 |
This Land O' Lakes sun block sucks. |
1.6221 |
0.01284 |
3599 |
2004 |
951 |
644 |
40 |
I hate this shucking weather. |
1.6191 |
0.01343 |
3368 |
1908 |
835 |
625 |
41 |
How do I know they're mine? |
1.6174 |
0.01322 |
3238 |
1772 |
933 |
533 |
42 |
Shuck this." |
1.6143 |
0.01895 |
1618 |
902 |
438 |
278 |
43 |
Moira, you really need to see someone about these hot flashes. |
1.6142 |
0.01242 |
3657 |
2009 |
1050 |
598 |
44 |
Fox News said it was a vaccine side effect. |
1.6092 |
0.01856 |
1676 |
939 |
453 |
284 |
45 |
The heat and humidity always makes me break out. |
1.6021 |
0.01766 |
1684 |
910 |
534 |
240 |
46 |
I need to re-apply my butter. |
1.6010 |
0.01243 |
3865 |
2233 |
941 |
691 |
47 |
It's not the heat, it's the humiliation..." |
1.5879 |
0.01353 |
3186 |
1856 |
787 |
543 |
48 |
Is it hotter than usual or is it just me? |
1.5878 |
0.01449 |
2460 |
1351 |
772 |
337 |
49 |
I can see the headline now: ‘Ears violate noise ordinance.’ |
1.5872 |
0.01476 |
2827 |
1695 |
604 |
528 |
50 |
Would it be weird if I ate it? |
1.5753 |
0.01554 |
2345 |
1373 |
595 |
377 |
51 |
Would you judge me if I ate one? |
1.5738 |
0.01493 |
2473 |
1433 |
661 |
379 |
52 |
Something smells good |
1.5709 |
0.01679 |
1734 |
955 |
568 |
211 |
53 |
Mama said there’d be maize like this. |
1.5704 |
0.01615 |
2258 |
1358 |
512 |
388 |
54 |
Remember you said there was not one kernel of truth to global warming? |
1.5650 |
0.01625 |
2214 |
1338 |
501 |
375 |
55 |
First time in Texas? |
1.5582 |
0.01710 |
1872 |
1108 |
483 |
281 |
56 |
Because corny jokes are the only kind I know how to tell. |
1.5551 |
0.01767 |
1724 |
1018 |
455 |
251 |
57 |
Can't you wait until the movie starts?” |
1.5548 |
0.01828 |
1898 |
1212 |
319 |
367 |
58 |
It’s hot flashes. |
1.5480 |
0.01810 |
1637 |
976 |
425 |
236 |
59 |
OK. I admit it. I was wrong to doubt climate change. |
1.5479 |
0.02236 |
1024 |
598 |
291 |
135 |
60 |
Now do you believe that Climate Change is real? |
1.5465 |
0.02302 |
968 |
567 |
273 |
128 |
61 |
If this heat wave keeps up, I'll be naked by noon. |
1.5458 |
0.01827 |
1649 |
998 |
402 |
249 |
62 |
Okay, you were right. We should have dressed as zucchini. |
1.5431 |
0.02293 |
963 |
564 |
275 |
124 |
63 |
What did you say? My ears just popped. |
1.5430 |
0.01904 |
1534 |
937 |
361 |
236 |
64 |
It feels like a microwave out here. |
1.5429 |
0.01901 |
1514 |
918 |
370 |
226 |
65 |
You should have seen a doctor when it was just corn flakes. |
1.5429 |
0.01919 |
1400 |
827 |
386 |
187 |
66 |
This sunscreen isn't working. |
1.5427 |
0.01916 |
1406 |
831 |
387 |
188 |
67 |
You were the one who wanted children. |
1.5415 |
0.01922 |
1518 |
933 |
348 |
237 |
68 |
Let's retire in Arizona!" you said |
1.5410 |
0.01929 |
1538 |
955 |
334 |
249 |
69 |
I think there might be a kernel of truth to climate change. |
1.5401 |
0.01990 |
1398 |
856 |
329 |
213 |
70 |
Oh pardon me. That just popped out. |
1.5375 |
0.01962 |
1481 |
923 |
320 |
238 |
71 |
It's like a microwave out here! |
1.5372 |
0.01935 |
1452 |
886 |
352 |
214 |
72 |
You're literally an ear and you can't hear that popping?? |
1.5368 |
0.02000 |
1401 |
867 |
316 |
218 |
73 |
I had told you butter doesn't count as sunscreen |
1.5344 |
0.01973 |
1381 |
842 |
340 |
199 |
74 |
We don't need sunscreen," you said! "What's the worst that could happen?" you said |
1.5335 |
0.02137 |
1209 |
747 |
279 |
183 |
75 |
Wanna pop over to my place? |
1.5334 |
0.02031 |
1228 |
731 |
339 |
158 |
76 |
My ear's popping |
1.5318 |
0.02115 |
1258 |
786 |
275 |
197 |
77 |
Damn these hot flashes! |
1.5299 |
0.02092 |
1255 |
778 |
289 |
188 |
78 |
Retirement up North is sounding more and more appealing. |
1.5295 |
0.02066 |
1256 |
771 |
305 |
180 |
79 |
Did you forget to put sunscreen on your ear?” |
1.5276 |
0.02294 |
1196 |
792 |
177 |
227 |
80 |
In my defense, butter looks very similar to sunblock. |
1.5274 |
0.02087 |
1185 |
718 |
309 |
158 |
81 |
I told you canola oil would make a bad sunblock... |
1.5261 |
0.02104 |
1283 |
812 |
267 |
204 |
82 |
Oh, like you've never popped in public before. |
1.5261 |
0.02170 |
1188 |
747 |
257 |
184 |
83 |
Let's go to Death Valley for our anniversary", you said |
1.5246 |
0.02078 |
1220 |
749 |
302 |
169 |
84 |
My ears always pop when I’m in the mountains |
1.5244 |
0.02132 |
1211 |
758 |
271 |
182 |
85 |
If we can find someone who has a suggestion, we’re all ears. |
1.5235 |
0.02122 |
1108 |
666 |
304 |
138 |
86 |
It’s not the heat, it’s the…actually it is the heat. |
1.5219 |
0.02140 |
1096 |
662 |
296 |
138 |
87 |
Global warming, movie night… what difference does it make? It all ends the same way for us. |
1.5214 |
0.02230 |
1120 |
708 |
240 |
172 |
88 |
« Oh for shuck’s sake » |
1.5198 |
0.02257 |
1112 |
710 |
226 |
176 |
89 |
Yes, you’re hot. I get it. |
1.5189 |
0.02215 |
1114 |
701 |
248 |
165 |
90 |
You're gonna get us totally shucked. |
1.5188 |
0.02392 |
1089 |
727 |
159 |
203 |
91 |
Another hot flash, Judy? |
1.5139 |
0.02318 |
1006 |
635 |
225 |
146 |
92 |
Better this than polenta. |
1.5138 |
0.02335 |
942 |
582 |
236 |
124 |
93 |
I swear if you say, ‘Hot enough for ya?’ I will shuck you right here. |
1.5137 |
0.02376 |
1059 |
699 |
176 |
184 |
94 |
This always happens when we have beans for dinner. |
1.5130 |
0.02370 |
961 |
607 |
215 |
139 |
95 |
Yes, but it's dry heat. |
1.5121 |
0.02292 |
994 |
620 |
239 |
135 |
96 |
Today's forecast called for 4 minutes on high. |
1.5109 |
0.02332 |
959 |
599 |
230 |
130 |
97 |
Welcome to Texas |
1.5104 |
0.02288 |
1011 |
636 |
234 |
141 |
98 |
Last time I visit Texas. |
1.5102 |
0.02442 |
929 |
596 |
192 |
141 |
99 |
Still in denial about climate change? |
1.5102 |
0.02295 |
982 |
612 |
239 |
131 |
100 |
Stop saying, "Hot enough for you?" |
1.5094 |
0.02284 |
962 |
593 |
248 |
121 |
101 |
I used to be one of those climate change deniers. |
1.5093 |
0.02327 |
915 |
561 |
242 |
112 |
102 |
Sorry - I shouldn't have popped off like that. |
1.5093 |
0.02304 |
972 |
606 |
237 |
129 |
103 |
I guess there's a kernel of truth to all this climate change hype. |
1.5084 |
0.02364 |
952 |
602 |
216 |
134 |
104 |
Well, that fried egg we passed did warn us. |
1.5077 |
0.02448 |
912 |
584 |
193 |
135 |
105 |
We don't need to wear our husks you said!..it's not that hot you said!..you worry too much you said!... . |
1.5074 |
0.02377 |
881 |
543 |
229 |
109 |
106 |
We're gonna get an earful from Mom. |
1.5065 |
0.02158 |
1001 |
602 |
291 |
108 |
107 |
Don't get too close to that giant butter ball. |
1.5061 |
0.02560 |
982 |
678 |
111 |
193 |
108 |
I hope we end up in the same bag. |
1.5045 |
0.02234 |
880 |
519 |
278 |
83 |
109 |
There you go, popping off about nothing again. |
1.5033 |
0.02363 |
904 |
564 |
225 |
115 |
110 |
See, this is why you don't substitute butter for sunscreen. |
1.5032 |
0.02351 |
934 |
588 |
222 |
124 |
111 |
I break out in the heat |
1.5030 |
0.02400 |
823 |
501 |
230 |
92 |
112 |
The fact of the matter is, the New Yorker is a gargantuan advocate of the institutions they pretend to hate. The cheap trick lf pretending to give a voice to the masses as they continue to siphon from the consumer in exchange for a glimpse of recognition. Donald Newhouse has a net worth of 19 billion and we continue to feed the glutton. Anyway, when the corn pops, it feels like an orgasm. |
1.5027 |
0.02982 |
750 |
529 |
65 |
156 |
113 |
We're just another corny cartoon in the New Yorker. |
1.5022 |
0.02466 |
908 |
589 |
182 |
137 |
114 |
This shucks |
1.5017 |
0.02477 |
889 |
574 |
184 |
131 |
115 |
My ears are popping. |
1.5011 |
0.02517 |
880 |
574 |
171 |
135 |
116 |
By the time this heat wave ends we'll be both naked. |
1.5006 |
0.02463 |
803 |
496 |
212 |
95 |
117 |
Hear that Bob, that's the sound of climate change. |
1.5006 |
0.02364 |
909 |
571 |
221 |
117 |
118 |
That's the last time we go to the Redenbacher's. They keep that place like an oven. |
1.4994 |
0.02488 |
819 |
515 |
199 |
105 |
119 |
I’ve just started getting those ads for kernel replacement therapy. How do they know? |
1.4994 |
0.02536 |
801 |
507 |
188 |
106 |
120 |
Do you still think there is not a kernel of truth about climate change Bill? |
1.4989 |
0.02397 |
874 |
548 |
216 |
110 |
121 |
I am
getting old, I just heard something pop. |
1.4983 |
0.04238 |
295 |
189 |
65 |
41 |
122 |
We mixed up the sunscreen and the butter again. |
1.4977 |
0.02447 |
866 |
551 |
199 |
116 |
123 |
I told you: Sunscreen,not baby oil! |
1.4976 |
0.02383 |
828 |
507 |
230 |
91 |
124 |
This is embarrassing, I wish you wouldn’t do that in public |
1.4969 |
0.02434 |
813 |
503 |
216 |
94 |
125 |
Seriously? On our first date? |
1.4967 |
0.02393 |
902 |
574 |
208 |
120 |
126 |
We should have used sunscreen instead of butter. |
1.4958 |
0.02486 |
833 |
530 |
193 |
110 |
127 |
I knew we should have voted for Al Gore. |
1.4954 |
0.04018 |
329 |
212 |
71 |
46 |
128 |
I’m not popping, you’re popping. |
1.4953 |
0.02437 |
850 |
537 |
205 |
108 |
129 |
Excuse me. . . . Oops, excuse me again. . . . Dang, pardon me. . . . |
1.4949 |
0.02654 |
788 |
518 |
150 |
120 |
130 |
Quit popping off about global warming being a hoax. |
1.4948 |
0.02564 |
774 |
491 |
183 |
100 |
131 |
One more crackle, pop, and I'm going to snap. |
1.4941 |
0.02537 |
769 |
483 |
192 |
94 |
132 |
You can’t just pop off like that |
1.4941 |
0.02542 |
767 |
482 |
191 |
94 |
133 |
That's us. Two bags short of a matinee. |
1.4938 |
0.02705 |
729 |
472 |
154 |
103 |
134 |
Hey, I’ll take a heatwave over a microwave any day. |
1.4929 |
0.02588 |
775 |
497 |
174 |
104 |
135 |
Orville Redenbacher can go to hell. |
1.4924 |
0.02728 |
721 |
469 |
149 |
103 |
136 |
At least it’s an unbuttered heat. |
1.4921 |
0.02624 |
756 |
486 |
168 |
102 |
137 |
I don't know... I'm just not convinced on the science yet. |
1.4911 |
0.02478 |
788 |
493 |
203 |
92 |
138 |
If it gets much hotter, we'll be naked! |
1.4898 |
0.02618 |
735 |
468 |
174 |
93 |
139 |
Might as well go to a movie. |
1.4892 |
0.02410 |
789 |
485 |
222 |
82 |
140 |
Damn hot flashes… |
1.4889 |
0.02609 |
769 |
498 |
166 |
105 |
141 |
Marge, I think you’re having a hot flash! |
1.4887 |
0.02593 |
755 |
483 |
175 |
97 |
142 |
This is precisely why I hate having heated arguments with you! |
1.4872 |
0.02755 |
702 |
459 |
144 |
99 |
143 |
Any chance you believe global warming is real now? |
1.4838 |
0.02532 |
711 |
440 |
198 |
73 |
144 |
I knew when I saw that fried egg on the sidewalk we should have turned back. |
1.4836 |
0.02605 |
763 |
496 |
165 |
102 |
145 |
We'll never make it to movie night. |
1.4834 |
0.02788 |
724 |
487 |
124 |
113 |
146 |
Shucks! I hoped you'd wait until the movie started. |
1.4826 |
0.02519 |
719 |
446 |
199 |
74 |
147 |
My ear is popping, is yours? |
1.4825 |
0.02685 |
713 |
463 |
156 |
94 |
148 |
If you ask, 'hot enough for you?' one more time, we're through. |
1.4814 |
0.02783 |
644 |
414 |
150 |
80 |
149 |
If it gets much hotter out here, we’re gonna end up in a bowl on a coffee table, watching Netflix. |
1.4809 |
0.02672 |
707 |
457 |
160 |
90 |
150 |
I estimate we have about 1 minute and 30 seconds left. |
1.4799 |
0.02821 |
648 |
423 |
139 |
86 |
151 |
We gotta get outta Texas! |
1.4784 |
0.02796 |
648 |
421 |
144 |
83 |
152 |
I don’t mind the heat, but the salt is terrible for my blood pressure. |
1.4783 |
0.02566 |
667 |
411 |
193 |
63 |
153 |
Hot flashes? |
1.4781 |
0.02521 |
753 |
479 |
188 |
86 |
154 |
Pop by here often? |
1.4773 |
0.02836 |
572 |
359 |
153 |
60 |
155 |
I’m obsessed with pop culture. |
1.4772 |
0.02825 |
679 |
454 |
126 |
99 |
156 |
If we don't get inside we're going to go full Redenbacher... |
1.4755 |
0.02655 |
694 |
447 |
164 |
83 |
157 |
Remind me, why are we living in Texas? |
1.4753 |
0.02796 |
688 |
460 |
129 |
99 |
158 |
“My ear just popped!” |
1.4752 |
0.02810 |
686 |
460 |
126 |
100 |
159 |
You're right, it is a good way to lose weight. |
1.4748 |
0.02636 |
636 |
395 |
180 |
61 |
160 |
What makes you think I'm still angry? |
1.4748 |
0.02687 |
655 |
417 |
165 |
73 |
161 |
These kernels of truth confirm global warming |
1.4746 |
0.02614 |
689 |
438 |
175 |
76 |
162 |
So much for “But it’s a dry heat” |
1.4746 |
0.02724 |
668 |
433 |
153 |
82 |
163 |
You were the one who said we should move to Texas. |
1.4739 |
0.02705 |
652 |
417 |
161 |
74 |
164 |
Stop calling me Pop. It’s not funny. |
1.4728 |
0.02717 |
681 |
445 |
150 |
86 |
165 |
There’s that sound again… |
1.4724 |
0.02652 |
652 |
412 |
172 |
68 |
166 |
You’re a real handful. |
1.4723 |
0.02987 |
667 |
467 |
85 |
115 |
167 |
Days like this I wish I was a cucumber. |
1.4719 |
0.02625 |
676 |
430 |
173 |
73 |
168 |
Better not hang around. We might get a-salted! |
1.4708 |
0.02830 |
616 |
401 |
140 |
75 |
169 |
I'm just grateful for my body parts that haven't popped yet. |
1.4677 |
0.02721 |
573 |
355 |
168 |
50 |
170 |
We might as well catch a movie now |
1.4670 |
0.02698 |
606 |
381 |
167 |
58 |
171 |
Can't you wait until we're
inside the theater |
1.4661 |
0.02933 |
560 |
364 |
131 |
65 |
172 |
I don’t mind the heat. It’s the pigeons I can’t stand. |
1.4655 |
0.02980 |
537 |
348 |
128 |
61 |
173 |
I feel like we start popping earlier and earlier every year. |
1.4643 |
0.02798 |
588 |
377 |
149 |
62 |
174 |
I’m getting your hint that it’s time for me to pop the question. |
1.4642 |
0.03003 |
517 |
333 |
128 |
56 |
175 |
Never assume it's only gas |
1.4633 |
0.02926 |
559 |
364 |
131 |
64 |
176 |
Now that it looks like we’re done for, amigo, I need to confess something. I shucked your wife. |
1.4632 |
0.02984 |
611 |
418 |
103 |
90 |
177 |
This heat wave will be the death of us |
1.4606 |
0.02828 |
558 |
356 |
147 |
55 |
178 |
Did you accidently grab the spray butter instead of the suncreen? |
1.4606 |
0.02865 |
545 |
348 |
143 |
54 |
179 |
Told you to stay out of the sun, Pops. |
1.4595 |
0.02742 |
592 |
378 |
156 |
58 |
180 |
It’s not so bad, you should see what happened to Humpty. |
1.4541 |
0.02872 |
555 |
361 |
136 |
58 |
181 |
Of all the downsides to climate change, one I did not foresee is premature popping!! |
1.4522 |
0.02879 |
544 |
353 |
136 |
55 |
182 |
This is a shucking disaster! |
1.4512 |
0.03188 |
523 |
361 |
88 |
74 |
183 |
I told you Texas was not a good idea |
1.4508 |
0.03093 |
539 |
368 |
99 |
72 |
184 |
Hey, it's just you and me . We both know who did it. |
1.4503 |
0.03146 |
493 |
330 |
104 |
59 |
185 |
Now I'm a proud poppa. |
1.4499 |
0.03157 |
549 |
384 |
83 |
82 |
186 |
After our long walk I thought we would be too pooped to pop. |
1.4498 |
0.03051 |
478 |
310 |
121 |
47 |
187 |
Don’t try to butter me up. |
1.4495 |
0.02866 |
525 |
337 |
140 |
48 |
188 |
I thought this only happened in the movies. |
1.4491 |
0.03037 |
481 |
312 |
122 |
47 |
189 |
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a pop. |
1.4486 |
0.03097 |
506 |
339 |
107 |
60 |
190 |
Still a climate change denier,Ted? |
1.4485 |
0.03057 |
515 |
344 |
111 |
60 |
191 |
My ears won’t stop popping.” |
1.4485 |
0.03321 |
437 |
292 |
94 |
51 |
192 |
Well, you may be surprised to hear this. I've decided to reconsider my position on global warming. |
1.4477 |
0.03036 |
478 |
310 |
122 |
46 |
193 |
She said to pop over |
1.4471 |
0.04080 |
293 |
197 |
61 |
35 |
194 |
I think we have more immediate problems than rising sea levels. |
1.4469 |
0.03159 |
490 |
330 |
101 |
59 |
195 |
Do you want to pop into my place ? |
1.4458 |
0.02988 |
498 |
325 |
124 |
49 |
196 |
Remember, never admit or imply that we're genetically modified. |
1.4452 |
0.03096 |
465 |
304 |
115 |
46 |
197 |
Next person who denies global warming can eat ne. |
1.4449 |
0.02923 |
535 |
353 |
126 |
56 |
198 |
And you want to bring baby corn into this world? |
1.4435 |
0.02962 |
478 |
307 |
130 |
41 |
199 |
It’s like a microwave oven out here. |
1.4429 |
0.03036 |
499 |
331 |
115 |
53 |
200 |
Eliot was wrong; it does end with a bang, and another, and another.... |
1.4426 |
0.03294 |
418 |
276 |
99 |
43 |
201 |
Dude, I #@$%in' hate Summer. |
1.4424 |
0.03300 |
443 |
299 |
92 |
52 |
202 |
If you say 'but at least it's a dry heat,' one more time I'm leaving you |
1.4418 |
0.03477 |
421 |
290 |
76 |
55 |
203 |
I told you putting on oil was a bad idea. |
1.4417 |
0.03053 |
480 |
316 |
116 |
48 |
204 |
Cornelius, would you cool off for just 2 seconds so we can talk |
1.4410 |
0.02997 |
483 |
315 |
123 |
45 |
205 |
How would you define pop culture? |
1.4405 |
0.03149 |
513 |
354 |
92 |
67 |
206 |
What the shuck? |
1.4405 |
0.03137 |
513 |
353 |
94 |
66 |
207 |
Okay, I said, I wish to be a pop star. But this is ridiculous. |
1.4402 |
0.02911 |
493 |
318 |
133 |
42 |
208 |
I told you SPF 30 won't cut it |
1.4397 |
0.03038 |
464 |
302 |
120 |
42 |
209 |
who needs a microwave when you have global warming? |
1.4392 |
0.03075 |
469 |
309 |
114 |
46 |
210 |
Using Canola oil as a sunscreen was a mistake. |
1.4370 |
0.03197 |
476 |
325 |
94 |
57 |
211 |
I think we’re shucked! |
1.4369 |
0.04046 |
293 |
199 |
60 |
34 |
212 |
Still, don’t believe in global warming |
1.4362 |
0.02886 |
525 |
346 |
129 |
50 |
213 |
I’m a heavy popper. Runs in the family. |
1.4360 |
0.03205 |
516 |
364 |
79 |
73 |
214 |
You're going to have to do something about those hot flashes. |
1.4360 |
0.03130 |
484 |
328 |
101 |
55 |
215 |
What do you mean, you can't stop? |
1.4357 |
0.02863 |
521 |
341 |
133 |
47 |
216 |
Do you still think there is not a kernel of truth to global warming? |
1.4347 |
0.03228 |
467 |
320 |
91 |
56 |
217 |
Man, its like a microwave out here! |
1.4343 |
0.03339 |
449 |
311 |
81 |
57 |
218 |
Should we hail a cob? |
1.4338 |
0.03080 |
438 |
285 |
116 |
37 |
219 |
I’m all ears. Tell me more. |
1.4337 |
0.02925 |
475 |
307 |
130 |
38 |
220 |
Did your ears just pop? |
1.4336 |
0.03233 |
452 |
307 |
94 |
51 |
221 |
Now I know how you got the nickname “Pops.” |
1.4336 |
0.02791 |
512 |
329 |
144 |
39 |
222 |
I told you to put on sunscreen! |
1.4333 |
0.03068 |
457 |
301 |
114 |
42 |
223 |
I think it’s called foreshadowing. |
1.4325 |
0.03423 |
437 |
306 |
73 |
58 |
224 |
Is it hot out here or are you just happy to see me? |
1.4319 |
0.03361 |
426 |
292 |
84 |
50 |
225 |
Don’t tell me climate change isn’t real. |
1.4299 |
0.03243 |
435 |
294 |
95 |
46 |
226 |
If anyone asks, we contain gluten. |
1.4293 |
0.03492 |
410 |
286 |
72 |
52 |
227 |
Maybe there is a kernel of truth to this global warming thing. |
1.4292 |
0.03372 |
424 |
292 |
82 |
50 |
228 |
I hate this weather - no matter how much I moisturize I still end up with flyaway kernels as soon as I step outside. |
1.4290 |
0.03233 |
366 |
234 |
107 |
25 |
229 |
Next time use sunscreen, not oil. |
1.4289 |
0.03184 |
443 |
298 |
100 |
45 |
230 |
The bus better get here before the matinee lets out. |
1.4286 |
0.03230 |
399 |
262 |
103 |
34 |
231 |
…and I don’t want to hear another “told you so” about climate change. |
1.4286 |
0.03329 |
434 |
299 |
84 |
51 |
232 |
They say once you pop you just can’t stop. |
1.4282 |
0.03283 |
390 |
257 |
99 |
34 |
233 |
My ears are burning. |
1.4276 |
0.03230 |
449 |
307 |
92 |
50 |
234 |
Look at it as a weight loss program! |
1.4274 |
0.03391 |
379 |
253 |
90 |
36 |
235 |
How many times do I have to tell you, it doesn't matter if it's dry heat? |
1.4268 |
0.03141 |
478 |
328 |
96 |
54 |
236 |
This may sound corny, but you're really hot. |
1.4266 |
0.03464 |
368 |
247 |
85 |
36 |
237 |
What’d you just say? My ears are popping. |
1.4264 |
0.03543 |
394 |
275 |
70 |
49 |
238 |
I told you it was too hot to retire here. |
1.4251 |
0.03255 |
447 |
308 |
88 |
51 |
239 |
Um… Can you do that somewhere else? |
1.4245 |
0.03353 |
424 |
293 |
82 |
49 |
240 |
God, you’re hot!🥰 |
1.4242 |
0.03635 |
356 |
245 |
71 |
40 |
241 |
I guess there's a kernel of truth to this global warming news. |
1.4232 |
0.03297 |
397 |
266 |
94 |
37 |
242 |
Fuck, it's hot! |
1.4211 |
0.03733 |
399 |
293 |
44 |
62 |
243 |
Stop saying, "But it's a dry heat." |
1.4209 |
0.03412 |
411 |
286 |
77 |
48 |
244 |
I'm too pooped to pop. |
1.4209 |
0.03448 |
373 |
253 |
83 |
37 |
245 |
Are you still going to try to tell me it will be fine because it is a "dry heat," Pamela? |
1.4205 |
0.03263 |
409 |
276 |
94 |
39 |
246 |
But man,at least it's a dry heat. |
1.4205 |
0.03828 |
283 |
188 |
71 |
24 |
247 |
So there’s a chance I may have mixed up the sunscreen and the butter again |
1.4192 |
0.03458 |
365 |
247 |
83 |
35 |
248 |
I’m not the one who insisted on a Summer vacation in Phoenix… |
1.4183 |
0.03240 |
416 |
282 |
94 |
40 |
249 |
You just couldn't hold it in, could you? |
1.4182 |
0.03157 |
428 |
288 |
101 |
39 |
250 |
Is this a heat wave, or a microwave? |
1.4182 |
0.03388 |
385 |
262 |
85 |
38 |
251 |
That’s when Jim realized the conversation was getting heated. |
1.4182 |
0.03408 |
385 |
263 |
83 |
39 |
252 |
I think it’s time to take climate change seriously. |
1.4179 |
0.03213 |
457 |
318 |
87 |
52 |
253 |
I wish my hot flashes weren't so obvious! |
1.4178 |
0.03603 |
371 |
260 |
67 |
44 |
254 |
This heat wave is killing me. |
1.4175 |
0.03095 |
412 |
271 |
110 |
31 |
255 |
Our ears just popped. |
1.4165 |
0.03345 |
413 |
286 |
82 |
45 |
256 |
The number of corny submissions will be unbelievable. |
1.4157 |
0.03365 |
421 |
295 |
77 |
49 |
257 |
Stop looking, it just makes it worse. |
1.4147 |
0.03181 |
381 |
250 |
104 |
27 |
258 |
I told you we should’ve worn sunscreen instead of butter! |
1.4145 |
0.03332 |
415 |
288 |
82 |
45 |
259 |
You brought me out here to butter me up? |
1.4129 |
0.03248 |
373 |
247 |
98 |
28 |
260 |
You should see what happened to the eggs. |
1.4127 |
0.03530 |
378 |
265 |
70 |
43 |
261 |
You wanna catch a movie? |
1.4118 |
0.03435 |
374 |
257 |
80 |
37 |
262 |
Geez buddy, talk about premature, we haven't even kissed yet. |
1.4110 |
0.03442 |
382 |
265 |
77 |
40 |
263 |
Don't lie, I can tell you're upset. |
1.4103 |
0.03453 |
368 |
253 |
79 |
36 |
264 |
Jimmy, I don’t care. |
1.4103 |
0.03642 |
351 |
246 |
66 |
39 |
265 |
You said “Move to Texas, we’ll have a better quality of life.” |
1.4100 |
0.03588 |
361 |
253 |
68 |
40 |
266 |
There may be a kernel of truth to this global warming thing.” |
1.4097 |
0.03496 |
371 |
258 |
74 |
39 |
267 |
‘Don’t worry,’ they said. ‘It’s a dry heat,’ they said. |
1.4092 |
0.03460 |
391 |
275 |
72 |
44 |
268 |
Guess we're just corn on the curb. |
1.4086 |
0.03626 |
350 |
245 |
67 |
38 |
269 |
Could you move over a little if you're going to do that here. |
1.4083 |
0.03348 |
387 |
266 |
84 |
37 |
270 |
This is on you, I never wanted to move to Texas |
1.4081 |
0.03665 |
370 |
266 |
57 |
47 |
271 |
See? Butter is NOT a sun screen! |
1.4080 |
0.03426 |
375 |
259 |
79 |
37 |
272 |
You couldn't just let the frying egg have its day, could you? |
1.4078 |
0.03219 |
358 |
235 |
100 |
23 |
273 |
By the time the bus comes, they'll be passing us around in a bowl. |
1.4050 |
0.03914 |
321 |
231 |
50 |
40 |
274 |
I think there might be a kernel of truth to the global warming theory. |
1.4050 |
0.03591 |
363 |
257 |
65 |
41 |
275 |
Yes, next time we use sunscreen instead of butter and salt. |
1.4050 |
0.03484 |
363 |
252 |
75 |
36 |
276 |
Look at us, two ears that won’t listen. |
1.4049 |
0.03428 |
368 |
254 |
79 |
35 |
277 |
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. |
1.4045 |
0.03928 |
314 |
225 |
51 |
38 |
278 |
Maybe there is a kernel of truth in this global warming business |
1.4038 |
0.03505 |
369 |
259 |
71 |
39 |
279 |
You’re looking like a snack. |
1.4035 |
0.04040 |
342 |
258 |
30 |
54 |
280 |
Move to Texas. It'll be fun, you said |
1.4017 |
0.03535 |
346 |
240 |
73 |
33 |
281 |
I think my knee just popped |
1.4016 |
0.03525 |
366 |
258 |
69 |
39 |
282 |
I suppose you are going to blame global warming for THIS too! |
1.4012 |
0.03563 |
339 |
235 |
72 |
32 |
283 |
don't worry, it's natural |
1.4006 |
0.03321 |
337 |
224 |
91 |
22 |
284 |
Any last thoughts? |
1.4006 |
0.03659 |
362 |
261 |
57 |
44 |
285 |
Hot flash, Margo? |
1.4005 |
0.03482 |
372 |
262 |
71 |
39 |
286 |
This isn’t exactly the ‘hot date’ that I had in mind, Cornelia. |
1.4000 |
0.03733 |
305 |
211 |
66 |
28 |
287 |
No way I'm stepping on that asphalt! |
1.3994 |
0.03446 |
323 |
217 |
83 |
23 |
288 |
Relax, our ride should be here in a Jiffy, Pop. |
1.3989 |
0.03678 |
351 |
252 |
58 |
41 |
289 |
As long as it’s less than 2 seconds between pops, you’re not gonna burn |
1.3988 |
0.03461 |
346 |
238 |
78 |
30 |
290 |
Is it hot or is it me? |
1.3982 |
0.03599 |
334 |
233 |
69 |
32 |
291 |
My ears are always popping in the mountains |
1.3981 |
0.03764 |
314 |
221 |
61 |
32 |
292 |
So, do you now believe in climate change? |
1.3976 |
0.03525 |
337 |
233 |
74 |
30 |
293 |
I forgot the paper bags |
1.3974 |
0.03342 |
390 |
273 |
79 |
38 |
294 |
Let’s move to Texas” you said |
1.3969 |
0.03846 |
325 |
235 |
51 |
39 |
295 |
Or are you just happy to see me? |
1.3966 |
0.03539 |
348 |
244 |
70 |
34 |
296 |
I know it's a crazy idea, but there's a kernel of truth to it. |
1.3965 |
0.03304 |
343 |
230 |
90 |
23 |
297 |
You shouldn’t have disabled your pop-up blocker. |
1.3962 |
0.03884 |
318 |
230 |
50 |
38 |
298 |
Sure, you're ok now...but as soon as it slows down to once every 2 to 3 seconds, it means you're finished. |
1.3958 |
0.03887 |
288 |
202 |
58 |
28 |
299 |
Hope the bus has air conditioning. |
1.3956 |
0.03540 |
321 |
220 |
75 |
26 |
300 |
It beats being in the microwave. |
1.3955 |
0.03620 |
311 |
214 |
71 |
26 |
301 |
Waiting for the bus in Arizona in August. Isn't that how your first husband died, Linda? |
1.3953 |
0.03639 |
344 |
245 |
62 |
37 |
302 |
We will soon be the target of many corny jokes. |
1.3952 |
0.03505 |
377 |
270 |
65 |
42 |
303 |
Still think coconut oil is a safe alternative to sunscreen? |
1.3944 |
0.03613 |
322 |
224 |
69 |
29 |
304 |
And they thought one degree wouldn’t make a big difference. |
1.3944 |
0.03666 |
322 |
226 |
65 |
31 |
305 |
People still don't believe in global warming. |
1.3938 |
0.03535 |
325 |
224 |
74 |
27 |
306 |
Boy, when you said you wanted to pop outside for a moment, you really meant it. |
1.3935 |
0.03539 |
338 |
236 |
71 |
31 |
307 |
I think I popped my pants. |
1.3932 |
0.03683 |
323 |
228 |
63 |
32 |
308 |
why do yours sound like woopy cushions? |
1.3920 |
0.03876 |
324 |
237 |
47 |
40 |
309 |
Yes, global warning is real - and I have a kernel of evidence to prove it. |
1.3917 |
0.03545 |
337 |
236 |
70 |
31 |
310 |
I always lose weight in the summer. |
1.3914 |
0.03586 |
304 |
208 |
73 |
23 |
311 |
Tomorrow, we need to try some sunscreen that's less oily. |
1.3914 |
0.03586 |
304 |
208 |
73 |
23 |
312 |
I hate what this heat and humidity does to my kernels! |
1.3914 |
0.03473 |
350 |
245 |
73 |
32 |
313 |
We should have listened to the weather report when it said it was going to hot enough to pop corn on the sidewalk. |
1.3902 |
0.03764 |
287 |
199 |
64 |
24 |
314 |
Yeah, but the Canadian smoke adds a nice depth to the flavor |
1.3896 |
0.03603 |
326 |
229 |
67 |
30 |
315 |
Is there still time for me to rethink my position on climate change? |
1.3895 |
0.03910 |
285 |
202 |
55 |
28 |
316 |
This weather reminds me of the greenhouse where I met your mother. It's good to shed a few kernels, she always complains about how husky I am. |
1.3889 |
0.03799 |
324 |
235 |
52 |
37 |
317 |
Stop doing that in polite company! |
1.3889 |
0.03505 |
342 |
240 |
71 |
31 |
318 |
Sure, the summers are hotter down here, but there's no state income tax. |
1.3887 |
0.03632 |
319 |
224 |
66 |
29 |
319 |
Uh, your cob is showing. |
1.3880 |
0.03536 |
317 |
219 |
73 |
25 |
320 |
I told you to go before we left. |
1.3872 |
0.03577 |
297 |
203 |
73 |
21 |
321 |
I’m sorry you’re offended but it’s a perfectly natural bodily function. |
1.3871 |
0.03702 |
341 |
248 |
54 |
39 |
322 |
Bless you! |
1.3864 |
0.03900 |
295 |
212 |
52 |
31 |
323 |
Gesundheit! |
1.3851 |
0.03709 |
296 |
207 |
64 |
25 |
324 |
Is it the heat or are you just glad to see me? |
1.3849 |
0.03945 |
278 |
198 |
53 |
27 |
325 |
Weren't there three of us just a while ago? |
1.3849 |
0.03816 |
291 |
206 |
58 |
27 |
326 |
I hear Alaska is nice! |
1.3846 |
0.03606 |
325 |
230 |
65 |
30 |
327 |
If you sing “Pop Goes The Weasel “ one more time…. |
1.3840 |
0.04035 |
263 |
187 |
51 |
25 |
328 |
This is the end sweetie. What a life. |
1.3836 |
0.04045 |
292 |
215 |
42 |
35 |
329 |
You do know that saying 'let's pop over and see a movie' is a figure of speech right? |
1.3834 |
0.03996 |
253 |
177 |
55 |
21 |
330 |
Sorry that I prematurely popped! |
1.3831 |
0.03574 |
308 |
214 |
70 |
24 |
331 |
That's Pop Art, Baby! |
1.3829 |
0.03271 |
350 |
240 |
86 |
24 |
332 |
There may be a kernel of truth in climate change. |
1.3828 |
0.03586 |
337 |
241 |
63 |
33 |
333 |
The driver said he'd be here in a Jiffy. |
1.3828 |
0.03760 |
290 |
204 |
61 |
25 |
334 |
So this is puberty? |
1.3827 |
0.03691 |
324 |
233 |
58 |
33 |
335 |
Real mature, Neil. |
1.3826 |
0.03573 |
345 |
248 |
62 |
35 |
336 |
Apparently, I used the wrong bottle. Turns out the SPF on the label stood for sun popping factor. |
1.3826 |
0.04333 |
264 |
197 |
33 |
34 |
337 |
This isn't what I meant when I said 'lose a few for summer'. |
1.3821 |
0.03788 |
280 |
196 |
61 |
23 |
338 |
When the popping sound slows to one every three seconds, we're done |
1.3821 |
0.03921 |
280 |
200 |
53 |
27 |
339 |
Did you remember to bring a bowl? |
1.3819 |
0.03414 |
309 |
210 |
80 |
19 |
340 |
I blame it on the Canadians. |
1.3818 |
0.03767 |
275 |
191 |
63 |
21 |
341 |
Jimmy, my boy, this is what happens when you crack corn and don't care. |
1.3817 |
0.04116 |
262 |
189 |
46 |
27 |
342 |
Let's hitchhike through Arizona in June, you said. |
1.3808 |
0.03844 |
281 |
199 |
57 |
25 |
343 |
Another hot flash? |
1.3806 |
0.03727 |
310 |
222 |
58 |
30 |
344 |
There may be a kernel of truth to Global Warming |
1.3806 |
0.03810 |
310 |
225 |
52 |
33 |
345 |
Can we call it a day? I'm popped. |
1.3806 |
0.03671 |
310 |
220 |
62 |
28 |
346 |
At this rate, we’ll be in a bowl by noon. |
1.3804 |
0.03567 |
326 |
231 |
66 |
29 |
347 |
Seems unfair; losing weight but getting husky. |
1.3803 |
0.03579 |
284 |
194 |
72 |
18 |
348 |
What's next? I'll tell ya what's next. We're gonna be strung up and hung on a Christmas tree. |
1.3795 |
0.03817 |
303 |
219 |
53 |
31 |
349 |
You say it's climate change, I say it's just stress. |
1.3793 |
0.03866 |
261 |
182 |
59 |
20 |
350 |
Maybe there's a kernel of truth to all the talk about sunscreen. |
1.3784 |
0.03732 |
296 |
210 |
60 |
26 |
351 |
You don't have to butter me up. |
1.3775 |
0.03525 |
302 |
209 |
72 |
21 |
352 |
You know that expression, "It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk?" |
1.3774 |
0.03786 |
265 |
184 |
62 |
19 |
353 |
It's always about the oceans and never about us. |
1.3773 |
0.04314 |
220 |
156 |
45 |
19 |
354 |
We'd get picked up quicker with a little salt and butter." |
1.3772 |
0.03889 |
289 |
209 |
51 |
29 |
355 |
If you have a better way to relax than hot yoga, I'm all ears |
1.3769 |
0.03973 |
268 |
192 |
51 |
25 |
356 |
On second thought, let’s pop inside. |
1.3768 |
0.03843 |
284 |
203 |
55 |
26 |
357 |
I had big dreams. Movies. A ballpark. Certainly not the side of a road. |
1.3763 |
0.03830 |
295 |
213 |
53 |
29 |
358 |
Don't tell me it's the humidity. It's the heat! |
1.3755 |
0.04046 |
237 |
166 |
53 |
18 |
359 |
Getting old is tough. I can’t pop for days and then…KABOOM! |
1.3755 |
0.03890 |
269 |
191 |
55 |
23 |
360 |
Remember when we could go outside in June without popping? |
1.3754 |
0.03848 |
293 |
212 |
52 |
29 |
361 |
And Gov. Abbot says we don't need a water break! |
1.3750 |
0.03676 |
312 |
224 |
59 |
29 |
362 |
I guess that tanning oil was a bad idea. |
1.3734 |
0.03737 |
308 |
223 |
55 |
30 |
363 |
So much for your global warming denial. |
1.3734 |
0.03709 |
308 |
222 |
57 |
29 |
364 |
There you go again,popping your mouth off!! |
1.3729 |
0.03574 |
303 |
213 |
67 |
23 |
365 |
Stop trying to butter me up |
1.3729 |
0.03664 |
303 |
216 |
61 |
26 |
366 |
Will you stop singing, “Pop Goes the Weasel?” |
1.3724 |
0.04273 |
239 |
174 |
41 |
24 |
367 |
Every time there’s a heatwave, I feel like I lose a little piece of myself. |
1.3723 |
0.03890 |
282 |
204 |
51 |
27 |
368 |
Menopause, am I right? |
1.3721 |
0.03857 |
301 |
221 |
48 |
32 |
369 |
At this rate we’ll be gone before the movie starts |
1.3718 |
0.03783 |
312 |
229 |
50 |
33 |
370 |
It's true that I find you attractive. How could you tell? |
1.3715 |
0.03982 |
253 |
180 |
52 |
21 |
371 |
For an ear of corn, you don't listen real well. |
1.3713 |
0.03854 |
272 |
194 |
55 |
23 |
372 |
Is it the heat or are you just excited to see me? |
1.3711 |
0.03987 |
256 |
183 |
51 |
22 |
373 |
I said sunblock, not oil. |
1.3709 |
0.03993 |
275 |
201 |
46 |
28 |
374 |
First time popping? Mazola tov. |
1.3706 |
0.04005 |
286 |
212 |
42 |
32 |
375 |
We've got to stop having such heated fights. |
1.3703 |
0.03467 |
316 |
222 |
71 |
23 |
376 |
You forgot to apply sunscreen, didn't you? |
1.3700 |
0.03772 |
273 |
193 |
59 |
21 |
377 |
I take global warming with a grain of salt. |
1.3691 |
0.03824 |
298 |
218 |
50 |
30 |
378 |
Do you smell popcorn? |
1.3684 |
0.03727 |
266 |
186 |
62 |
18 |
379 |
Don't try and butter me up... |
1.3684 |
0.04226 |
266 |
200 |
34 |
32 |
380 |
Did you just pop the question? |
1.3682 |
0.04398 |
220 |
160 |
39 |
21 |
381 |
I've had it with these corny New Yorker captions. |
1.3680 |
0.04206 |
250 |
184 |
40 |
26 |
382 |
Menopause is hell. |
1.3680 |
0.04090 |
250 |
181 |
46 |
23 |
383 |
This proves there is more than a kernel of truth to global warming. |
1.3673 |
0.03890 |
294 |
217 |
46 |
31 |
384 |
Global warming and 'POP' we're history. |
1.3670 |
0.03831 |
297 |
218 |
49 |
30 |
385 |
Oh no, I think that bottle was butter not sunscreen |
1.3670 |
0.03710 |
297 |
214 |
57 |
26 |
386 |
Yet another thing my doctor will say is age related. |
1.3669 |
0.04113 |
248 |
180 |
45 |
23 |
387 |
Honey, I really think we should start spending our summers in Maine. |
1.3668 |
0.03833 |
259 |
183 |
57 |
19 |
388 |
Stop it! We're gonna get a-salted. |
1.3665 |
0.03760 |
281 |
201 |
57 |
23 |
389 |
Did you just pop one? |
1.3665 |
0.04037 |
251 |
181 |
48 |
22 |
390 |
It's always Pop, Pop, Pop—nobody ever calls me "Dad". |
1.3659 |
0.04013 |
246 |
176 |
50 |
20 |
391 |
I don't really care if it's a dry heat, Jeff. I don't really care. |
1.3655 |
0.04059 |
249 |
180 |
47 |
22 |
392 |
Act natural |
1.3650 |
0.04322 |
200 |
141 |
45 |
14 |
393 |
Oh, come on. It's not THAT hot out! |
1.3643 |
0.03994 |
258 |
187 |
48 |
23 |
394 |
Please stop saying "There goes the weasel." |
1.3640 |
0.04177 |
261 |
195 |
37 |
29 |
395 |
Things don't really start poppin' til around noon. |
1.3640 |
0.03923 |
261 |
188 |
51 |
22 |
396 |
I was loving the mountain walk
until my ears started popping!" |
1.3640 |
0.03771 |
283 |
204 |
55 |
24 |
397 |
Is that me popping, or you? |
1.3636 |
0.03704 |
242 |
166 |
64 |
12 |
398 |
Who knew, the sun has a popcorn setting. |
1.3636 |
0.04413 |
231 |
172 |
34 |
25 |
399 |
Good Lord, Carl - you can’t just pop all over the sidewalk and leave it there. |
1.3636 |
0.04247 |
220 |
158 |
44 |
18 |
400 |
Can you just hold it until we get home? |
1.3629 |
0.04186 |
248 |
183 |
40 |
25 |
401 |
Calm down! The bus will be here in a jiffy, Pop. |
1.3626 |
0.03868 |
273 |
198 |
51 |
24 |
402 |
I won't be able to hold myself together much longer if this heat continues! |
1.3626 |
0.03679 |
262 |
183 |
63 |
16 |
403 |
I did have beans last night; why do you ask? |
1.3625 |
0.03993 |
240 |
171 |
51 |
18 |
404 |
When you said you were going to pop the question I thought you meant something else |
1.3622 |
0.04074 |
254 |
186 |
44 |
24 |
405 |
I'm still waiting for a kernel of truth |
1.3621 |
0.03573 |
290 |
205 |
65 |
20 |
406 |
Is it hot out here or is it just me? |
1.3620 |
0.03941 |
279 |
206 |
45 |
28 |
407 |
Climate change is killing me. |
1.3619 |
0.04388 |
210 |
152 |
40 |
18 |
408 |
I think my ears just popped |
1.3619 |
0.04223 |
257 |
193 |
35 |
29 |
409 |
There isn't a kernel of truth to anything that you just said. |
1.3610 |
0.03722 |
277 |
198 |
58 |
21 |
410 |
These days I'm just too pooped to pop. |
1.3609 |
0.04018 |
230 |
163 |
51 |
16 |
411 |
If I hear one more hot butter joke I’m gonna explode” |
1.3608 |
0.03826 |
255 |
181 |
56 |
18 |
412 |
I told you they were lying about the sunscreen. It is not supposed to smell like butter. |
1.3608 |
0.04023 |
255 |
186 |
46 |
23 |
413 |
We've got it easy. The popsicle family next door hasn't been seen for weeks and the poor crayons down the street will need months of reconstructive surgery. |
1.3607 |
0.04153 |
244 |
179 |
42 |
23 |
414 |
I need to switch to SPF 50 |
1.3596 |
0.03895 |
228 |
159 |
56 |
13 |
415 |
I told you not to move to Phoenix in July. |
1.3596 |
0.03854 |
267 |
193 |
52 |
22 |
416 |
Go ahead, tell me, I'm all ears |
1.3590 |
0.03966 |
273 |
202 |
44 |
27 |
417 |
Would you be offended if I just tried a couple of these...? |
1.3590 |
0.03922 |
234 |
165 |
54 |
15 |
418 |
Try having Hot Flashes, too. |
1.3588 |
0.03541 |
301 |
215 |
64 |
22 |
419 |
Try to control yourself. |
1.3587 |
0.04199 |
223 |
161 |
44 |
18 |
420 |
Oh this is great!
You said let's go to Arizona for vacation. |
1.3585 |
0.04018 |
265 |
196 |
43 |
26 |
421 |
We’re shucked! |
1.3584 |
0.04299 |
226 |
166 |
39 |
21 |
422 |
Oh, sorry. That just slipped out. |
1.3582 |
0.03768 |
268 |
192 |
56 |
20 |
423 |
Boy, your hot flashes seem worse than ever. |
1.3577 |
0.04124 |
246 |
181 |
42 |
23 |
424 |
For some reason I feel like going to see a movie. |
1.3577 |
0.03960 |
246 |
177 |
50 |
19 |
425 |
What’s poppin’ my man?!” |
1.3574 |
0.03610 |
277 |
196 |
63 |
18 |
426 |
No matter what happens, stay away from the movie theater. |
1.3574 |
0.03658 |
305 |
223 |
55 |
27 |
427 |
It'll be over in a Jiffy. |
1.3571 |
0.04135 |
224 |
161 |
46 |
17 |
428 |
Oops, I popped my pants. |
1.3571 |
0.04005 |
266 |
197 |
43 |
26 |
429 |
Don't take this as a corny come-on, but you're hot. |
1.3569 |
0.04055 |
255 |
188 |
43 |
24 |
430 |
And you still don’t think that global warming is real? |
1.3568 |
0.04226 |
241 |
179 |
38 |
24 |
431 |
Feels like an air fryer out here |
1.3566 |
0.03907 |
258 |
187 |
50 |
21 |
432 |
I told uou visiting Phoenix in July was a bad idea. |
1.3561 |
0.04061 |
264 |
197 |
40 |
27 |
433 |
So you're hot. You don't need to make a big deal of it. |
1.3559 |
0.04208 |
222 |
161 |
43 |
18 |
434 |
Still think we don't need sunscreen? |
1.3556 |
0.03889 |
270 |
198 |
48 |
24 |
435 |
Is your ear popping? |
1.3556 |
0.03818 |
270 |
196 |
52 |
22 |
436 |
Uh oh. Did you use butter instead of sunblock again? |
1.3553 |
0.03543 |
304 |
219 |
62 |
23 |
437 |
Sorry — puberty. |
1.3551 |
0.04213 |
245 |
183 |
37 |
25 |
438 |
I always break out in hot weather. |
1.3546 |
0.03900 |
251 |
181 |
51 |
19 |
439 |
And stop calling me “Pops”! |
1.3543 |
0.04144 |
223 |
161 |
45 |
17 |
440 |
Really? We just had to be in Texas, in July? |
1.3542 |
0.03744 |
288 |
211 |
52 |
25 |
441 |
Never let 'em see you pop, kid. |
1.3541 |
0.03653 |
305 |
224 |
54 |
27 |
442 |
This is what I get for letting the grandkids call me Pop-pop! |
1.3540 |
0.04292 |
226 |
167 |
38 |
21 |
443 |
It’s hotter than Orville Redenbacher’s kitchen out here. |
1.3540 |
0.04200 |
226 |
165 |
42 |
19 |
444 |
They always say it's the humidity that gets you, but I think it's the heat. |
1.3536 |
0.03578 |
280 |
199 |
63 |
18 |
445 |
I am trying to keep it together! |
1.3535 |
0.04199 |
215 |
155 |
44 |
16 |
446 |
No, that wasn’t me! |
1.3527 |
0.03800 |
275 |
201 |
51 |
23 |
447 |
Signs of global warming continue to fall on deaf ears. |
1.3523 |
0.03773 |
298 |
222 |
47 |
29 |
448 |
Still think climate change won't be a problem? |
1.3523 |
0.03800 |
264 |
191 |
53 |
20 |
449 |
I'm getting too pooped to pop! |
1.3522 |
0.03982 |
247 |
180 |
47 |
20 |
450 |
Don't worry" he said. "It's a dry heat" he said |
1.3514 |
0.04152 |
222 |
161 |
44 |
17 |
451 |
I can tell they're talking about us when my ears are burning. |
1.3509 |
0.03673 |
265 |
189 |
59 |
17 |
452 |
I know, I know. I'll start using the head & shoulders again. |
1.3505 |
0.03883 |
214 |
149 |
55 |
10 |
453 |
Perhaps there's a kernel of truth to this whole climate change thing. |
1.3504 |
0.04180 |
234 |
173 |
40 |
21 |
454 |
Who said they were ‘ too pooped to pop ‘ ? |
1.3502 |
0.04393 |
237 |
181 |
29 |
27 |
455 |
Sometimes I amaze myself. |
1.3495 |
0.04375 |
206 |
151 |
38 |
17 |
456 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford |
1.3494 |
0.04456 |
249 |
195 |
21 |
33 |
457 |
When they issued that heat advisory, they weren't kidding. |
1.3489 |
0.04121 |
235 |
173 |
42 |
20 |
458 |
Is that climate change or are you just happy to see me? |
1.3489 |
0.04378 |
235 |
179 |
30 |
26 |
459 |
I miss Nebraska. |
1.3485 |
0.03594 |
241 |
167 |
64 |
10 |
460 |
You and your food swings. |
1.3484 |
0.03969 |
244 |
178 |
47 |
19 |
461 |
You forgot your sunscreen, didn’t you, George? |
1.3482 |
0.03892 |
247 |
179 |
50 |
18 |
462 |
My advice? Stay in the shade and avoid movie theaters |
1.3480 |
0.03813 |
273 |
201 |
49 |
23 |
463 |
I bet they can't think of a caption that isn't corny. |
1.3476 |
0.04319 |
233 |
176 |
33 |
24 |
464 |
Good thing we applied salt and butter before leaving the house. |
1.3472 |
0.04400 |
193 |
140 |
39 |
14 |
465 |
At this rate, we’ll never make it to the movie. |
1.3472 |
0.04461 |
193 |
141 |
37 |
15 |
466 |
'Don't worry, it's a dry heat' you said! |
1.3470 |
0.03826 |
268 |
197 |
49 |
22 |
467 |
I still think this so-called ‘popcorn’ thing is a hoax. |
1.3467 |
0.04536 |
199 |
148 |
33 |
18 |
468 |
This is last time I forget to put lotion on my ears. |
1.3467 |
0.04106 |
225 |
164 |
44 |
17 |
469 |
If we hurry to the movie theater, we can make a fortune. |
1.3466 |
0.04048 |
251 |
187 |
41 |
23 |
470 |
The heat always makes me break out |
1.3465 |
0.03935 |
254 |
187 |
46 |
21 |
471 |
If you're going to keep popping off I'm going back inside. |
1.3463 |
0.04077 |
231 |
169 |
44 |
18 |
472 |
I’m not going to keep saying gezundheit |
1.3462 |
0.03908 |
260 |
192 |
46 |
22 |
473 |
It’s not to much the humidity, as it is the heat. |
1.3458 |
0.03923 |
240 |
174 |
49 |
17 |
474 |
Do you ear what I ear? |
1.3454 |
0.03866 |
249 |
181 |
50 |
18 |
475 |
So there WAS a kernel of truth in the whole "if it gets hot enough." |
1.3453 |
0.04030 |
223 |
161 |
47 |
15 |
476 |
They said it was hot enough to fry and egg on the sidewalk. No said anything about this. |
1.3451 |
0.03842 |
255 |
186 |
50 |
19 |
477 |
I'm having a bad ear day. |
1.3443 |
0.04129 |
244 |
183 |
38 |
23 |
478 |
If you say snap, crackle, pop one more time, I’m going to shuck you! |
1.3439 |
0.03902 |
253 |
186 |
47 |
20 |
479 |
Just my usual body oil. Why? |
1.3432 |
0.03731 |
236 |
167 |
57 |
12 |
480 |
What did you expect… it’s hot enough to fry an egg! |
1.3429 |
0.03452 |
280 |
199 |
66 |
15 |
481 |
Let’s go to the movies |
1.3423 |
0.03501 |
260 |
183 |
65 |
12 |
482 |
Of course it’s just a bad dream. It’s not like we have legs anyway. |
1.3418 |
0.04128 |
237 |
177 |
39 |
21 |
483 |
I forgot to put on butter. |
1.3415 |
0.03603 |
287 |
210 |
56 |
21 |
484 |
You still think global warming is a hoax? |
1.3407 |
0.03648 |
270 |
196 |
56 |
18 |
485 |
Careful, Martha, your kernels are popping out again. |
1.3401 |
0.03836 |
247 |
180 |
50 |
17 |
486 |
God Bless You! |
1.3396 |
0.03770 |
265 |
195 |
50 |
20 |
487 |
Wanna take a dip in the Land O Lakes? |
1.3389 |
0.04012 |
239 |
177 |
43 |
19 |
488 |
Ok, so it's hot. Try not to go to pieces. |
1.3385 |
0.04229 |
195 |
141 |
42 |
12 |
489 |
The weatherman never knows what’s he’s talking about, huh? |
1.3382 |
0.04118 |
207 |
150 |
44 |
13 |
490 |
Oh, quit popping off |
1.3376 |
0.05076 |
157 |
118 |
25 |
14 |
491 |
Was SPF 20 the best you could find? |
1.3374 |
0.03876 |
243 |
178 |
48 |
17 |
492 |
I'm popping MAD! Who says climate change doesn't exist?! |
1.3374 |
0.03843 |
246 |
180 |
49 |
17 |
493 |
I’m roasting |
1.3371 |
0.03699 |
264 |
193 |
53 |
18 |
494 |
I'm just glad to see you. |
1.3364 |
0.04038 |
217 |
158 |
45 |
14 |
495 |
Hmmf! Who said “Don’t worry- it’s a dry heat”? |
1.3364 |
0.04294 |
217 |
163 |
35 |
19 |
496 |
Do you believe in global warming now?! |
1.3362 |
0.04138 |
232 |
174 |
38 |
20 |
497 |
Sorry, I just get so nervous on first dates. |
1.3353 |
0.04585 |
173 |
127 |
34 |
12 |
498 |
Not to be weird, but I’d love to see you covered in butter. |
1.3352 |
0.04495 |
182 |
134 |
35 |
13 |
499 |
That’s the last time I go to a pop concert with you! |
1.3350 |
0.04491 |
197 |
148 |
32 |
17 |
500 |
It's not the heat. It's the stupidity. |
1.3350 |
0.04443 |
200 |
150 |
33 |
17 |
501 |
Sorry that I did not vote for Al Gore |
1.3349 |
0.04167 |
215 |
159 |
40 |
16 |
502 |
Don't move. I'm going to get a bowl. |
1.3349 |
0.03751 |
218 |
154 |
55 |
9 |
503 |
This heat wave is taking a lot out of me! |
1.3348 |
0.03846 |
224 |
161 |
51 |
12 |
504 |
They weren't kidding about these hot flashes. |
1.3348 |
0.04098 |
224 |
166 |
41 |
17 |
505 |
''This heat wave is going to leave me feeling like an empty husk.'' |
1.3333 |
0.04244 |
213 |
159 |
37 |
17 |
506 |
Why did you think tanning butter was a good idea? |
1.3333 |
0.04058 |
255 |
195 |
35 |
25 |
507 |
Would you stop with that "pop goes the weasel"! |
1.3333 |
0.04796 |
162 |
120 |
30 |
12 |
508 |
I didn’t realize you were under that much pressure. |
1.3333 |
0.04208 |
204 |
150 |
40 |
14 |
509 |
Either way we're chewed." |
1.3333 |
0.04439 |
189 |
140 |
35 |
14 |
510 |
Damn it, I told you SPF 30 wasn't enough. |
1.3333 |
0.04125 |
210 |
154 |
42 |
14 |
511 |
It looks like you had a jolly time with Mrs. Redenbacher. |
1.3333 |
0.03792 |
258 |
191 |
48 |
19 |
512 |
Wait here. I'll be back in a jiffy. |
1.3333 |
0.03984 |
225 |
165 |
45 |
15 |
513 |
Uh-oh, we forgot to put on sunscreen. |
1.3333 |
0.04226 |
225 |
170 |
35 |
20 |
514 |
Why is it you always get so nervous when we’re invited to the Redenbachers? |
1.3333 |
0.04193 |
201 |
147 |
41 |
13 |
515 |
We should have buttered up before we came outside. |
1.3333 |
0.03984 |
225 |
165 |
45 |
15 |
516 |
hey man, what's poppin? |
1.3333 |
0.04146 |
231 |
174 |
37 |
20 |
517 |
Yes, it is that hot! |
1.3333 |
0.03700 |
255 |
186 |
53 |
16 |
518 |
I was hoping we'd make it to the movie theater before this happened. |
1.3320 |
0.03721 |
244 |
177 |
53 |
14 |
519 |
Still think climate change is a hoax, Fred? |
1.3318 |
0.04056 |
223 |
165 |
42 |
16 |
520 |
I told you hot yoga was a stupid idea. |
1.3318 |
0.04430 |
214 |
164 |
29 |
21 |
521 |
It wasn't me |
1.3316 |
0.04308 |
193 |
142 |
38 |
13 |
522 |
The Popocalypse is nigh. |
1.3316 |
0.04308 |
193 |
142 |
38 |
13 |
523 |
I hope our Uber has bucket seats. |
1.3315 |
0.04436 |
181 |
133 |
36 |
12 |
524 |
Things are gonna improve soon. Governor Abbott has threatened the sun with prison if it continues to rise every morning and heat up Texas. |
1.3314 |
0.04952 |
172 |
132 |
23 |
17 |
525 |
You need to keep it together. |
1.3307 |
0.03676 |
257 |
188 |
53 |
16 |
526 |
That was butter, not sunscreen |
1.3307 |
0.03949 |
254 |
192 |
40 |
22 |
527 |
We better get out of the sun. We’re starting to attract salt and butter. |
1.3305 |
0.03978 |
233 |
173 |
43 |
17 |
528 |
This is nothing. Look at those eggs across the street! |
1.3305 |
0.04070 |
233 |
175 |
39 |
19 |
529 |
You can't show me one kernel of evidence that global warming even exists." |
1.3305 |
0.04115 |
233 |
176 |
37 |
20 |
530 |
I told you butter isn’t the same as sunscreen. |
1.3304 |
0.04015 |
230 |
171 |
42 |
17 |
531 |
‘Climate change?’ Not a kernel of truth in it! |
1.3304 |
0.04041 |
224 |
166 |
42 |
16 |
532 |
Were you holding that in all winter? |
1.3301 |
0.04296 |
209 |
157 |
35 |
17 |
533 |
Don't you dare try to butter me up! |
1.3298 |
0.04522 |
191 |
144 |
31 |
16 |
534 |
If we wait awhile longer, someone will take us to the movies. |
1.3293 |
0.04838 |
167 |
126 |
27 |
14 |
535 |
It's so hot out here today you could fry an egg on the sidewal.....oh, nevermind. |
1.3291 |
0.03596 |
237 |
169 |
58 |
10 |
536 |
Sunscreen, not butter! |
1.3291 |
0.03694 |
237 |
171 |
54 |
12 |
537 |
Can you wait until we get to the theater. |
1.3289 |
0.04178 |
228 |
173 |
35 |
20 |
538 |
Yes, Kernel Obvious, it IS hot enough for me. |
1.3288 |
0.04113 |
222 |
166 |
39 |
17 |
539 |
It’s going to be super hot today, I said. You should use a high SPF sunscreen when you go out, I said. So who’s the idiot who puts on canola oil? |
1.3287 |
0.04142 |
216 |
161 |
39 |
16 |
540 |
Move to Florida", you said |
1.3287 |
0.04036 |
216 |
159 |
43 |
14 |
541 |
I blame Canada |
1.3285 |
0.04268 |
207 |
155 |
36 |
16 |
542 |
They grow up so fast. |
1.3285 |
0.04212 |
207 |
154 |
38 |
15 |
543 |
Sorry, it was the bean dip. |
1.3284 |
0.04312 |
204 |
153 |
35 |
16 |
544 |
It was your job to check the weather. |
1.3283 |
0.03976 |
198 |
142 |
47 |
9 |
545 |
The weather man wasn’t kidding when he said we would be having a micro wave today |
1.3280 |
0.04210 |
186 |
135 |
41 |
10 |
546 |
So this is your weight-loss plan? |
1.3277 |
0.03776 |
238 |
174 |
50 |
14 |
547 |
Believe me, it’s worse for the eggs. |
1.3273 |
0.05170 |
165 |
129 |
18 |
18 |
548 |
Suddenly, I feel like going to the movies. |
1.3270 |
0.04153 |
211 |
157 |
39 |
15 |
549 |
Did you remember to bring the salt? |
1.3269 |
0.03967 |
208 |
151 |
46 |
11 |
550 |
I feel like a snack. |
1.3269 |
0.04139 |
208 |
154 |
40 |
14 |
551 |
Somebody popped! |
1.3268 |
0.04123 |
205 |
151 |
41 |
13 |
552 |
You didn't hear me? I thought you said that you were all ears. |
1.3267 |
0.04282 |
202 |
151 |
36 |
15 |
553 |
This hot weather sure takes it out of you! |
1.3264 |
0.03955 |
242 |
182 |
41 |
19 |
554 |
Not a kernel of truth to global warming?! It's 120 degrees, Cornelia! |
1.3264 |
0.04034 |
239 |
181 |
38 |
20 |
555 |
We could say "We're all ears", but that's too corny. |
1.3261 |
0.04054 |
230 |
173 |
39 |
18 |
556 |
We better get some shade, or some butter and salt. |
1.3259 |
0.03828 |
224 |
163 |
49 |
12 |
557 |
According to the Pringle’s can, the fun shouldn’t stop. |
1.3258 |
0.04315 |
221 |
170 |
30 |
21 |
558 |
Our ride should be here in a jiffy, Pop |
1.3256 |
0.04303 |
215 |
164 |
32 |
19 |
559 |
Kansas in August |
1.3256 |
0.04432 |
172 |
126 |
36 |
10 |
560 |
Yeah. It's hot enough to pop corn on the sidewalk. |
1.3256 |
0.04043 |
215 |
159 |
42 |
14 |
561 |
Sure you’re nervous, but “Never let them see you pop!” |
1.3255 |
0.03799 |
212 |
152 |
51 |
9 |
562 |
At least we're not eggs. |
1.3254 |
0.04066 |
209 |
154 |
42 |
13 |
563 |
Hold on. I think my ears just popped. |
1.3254 |
0.04009 |
209 |
153 |
44 |
12 |
564 |
A movie?! That's the 2nd worst idea you've had today |
1.3250 |
0.04190 |
200 |
148 |
39 |
13 |
565 |
We better get out of this heat before something else pops off. |
1.3249 |
0.03966 |
237 |
178 |
41 |
18 |
566 |
Hot flashes again? |
1.3247 |
0.04341 |
194 |
145 |
35 |
14 |
567 |
Just be glad you're not an egg. |
1.3247 |
0.03896 |
231 |
171 |
45 |
15 |
568 |
Hope the bus has AC. |
1.3243 |
0.04616 |
185 |
141 |
28 |
16 |
569 |
It’s not you, it’s climate change. |
1.3243 |
0.04552 |
185 |
140 |
30 |
15 |
570 |
Just keep your back to the sun and we'll be fine. |
1.3242 |
0.03989 |
219 |
162 |
43 |
14 |
571 |
You realize you're about to expose your cob in public? |
1.3231 |
0.04290 |
229 |
178 |
28 |
23 |
572 |
Come on! She’s not that pretty. |
1.3229 |
0.04088 |
223 |
168 |
38 |
17 |
573 |
Everything's ok, but when you don't hear that popping sound for a second or two, we need to get out of the heat... |
1.3228 |
0.04352 |
189 |
141 |
35 |
13 |
574 |
Some weather report! They only said it was hot enough to fry an egg. |
1.3226 |
0.04466 |
186 |
140 |
32 |
14 |
575 |
Well it doesn't feel like cannibalism to me. |
1.3224 |
0.04157 |
214 |
161 |
37 |
16 |
576 |
And the eggs think they have it bad. |
1.3222 |
0.04290 |
180 |
132 |
38 |
10 |
577 |
If someone asks me "what's poppin" one more time, I swear they're going to get an earful! |
1.3222 |
0.04502 |
180 |
135 |
32 |
13 |
578 |
I hate it when you pop off for no reason |
1.3220 |
0.03881 |
236 |
176 |
44 |
16 |
579 |
I do believe there's more than a kernel of truth to climate change~ |
1.3216 |
0.04035 |
227 |
171 |
39 |
17 |
580 |
You getting the hot flashes too? |
1.3216 |
0.03937 |
227 |
169 |
43 |
15 |
581 |
'Phoenix in July,' she said. It's a dry heat,' she said. |
1.3213 |
0.03959 |
221 |
164 |
43 |
14 |
582 |
I told you olive oil isn’t a sunscreen. |
1.3211 |
0.04100 |
218 |
164 |
38 |
16 |
583 |
Believe in climate change now? |
1.3209 |
0.04192 |
215 |
163 |
35 |
17 |
584 |
Are you Monsanto or DuPont? |
1.3209 |
0.03979 |
215 |
159 |
43 |
13 |
585 |
You wanna go to the movies? |
1.3208 |
0.04127 |
212 |
159 |
38 |
15 |
586 |
No matter how many time you pop the question the answer is, "no." |
1.3206 |
0.04168 |
209 |
157 |
37 |
15 |
587 |
Maybe call me 'dad' instead of 'pop.' |
1.3206 |
0.03882 |
209 |
152 |
47 |
10 |
588 |
Nanny and PopPop are on their way, kids |
1.3204 |
0.03919 |
206 |
150 |
46 |
10 |
589 |
This is exactly how I imagined having kids would be. |
1.3202 |
0.04196 |
203 |
152 |
37 |
14 |
590 |
Please tell me you grabbed the butter instead of sunblock. |
1.3200 |
0.04179 |
200 |
149 |
38 |
13 |
591 |
It isn’t global warming that scares me the most. It’s pigeons. |
1.3196 |
0.04135 |
219 |
166 |
36 |
17 |
592 |
Now, I guess you’re gonna butter me up? |
1.3196 |
0.04391 |
194 |
147 |
32 |
15 |
593 |
See, Climate Change is Real!! |
1.3194 |
0.03964 |
216 |
160 |
43 |
13 |
594 |
The good new is, those aren’t gunshots. |
1.3193 |
0.04683 |
166 |
125 |
29 |
12 |
595 |
Is it just me, or is it getting hot? |
1.3192 |
0.03945 |
213 |
157 |
44 |
12 |
596 |
If you pop off like that in front of your mother, this vacation will be over. |
1.3190 |
0.03807 |
210 |
152 |
49 |
9 |
597 |
You're looking a bit puffed...Must be the heat! |
1.3190 |
0.04040 |
210 |
156 |
41 |
13 |
598 |
This anti-popspirant sucks. |
1.3188 |
0.04357 |
207 |
159 |
30 |
18 |
599 |
It's a lot of pressure, always having to 'pop' corn. The other vegetables don't know how lucky they are' |
1.3188 |
0.04639 |
160 |
119 |
31 |
10 |
600 |
No, I did not bring salt. |
1.3188 |
0.04966 |
160 |
123 |
23 |
14 |
601 |
You can quit excusing yourself every time. I just blame it on climate change. |
1.3186 |
0.04235 |
204 |
154 |
35 |
15 |
602 |
You're as corny as Texas in August |
1.3184 |
0.04580 |
179 |
136 |
29 |
14 |
603 |
Is it hot out or are you just happy to see me? |
1.3184 |
0.04162 |
201 |
150 |
38 |
13 |
604 |
I hate matinees. |
1.3184 |
0.03720 |
201 |
143 |
52 |
6 |
605 |
This totally shucks |
1.3182 |
0.04143 |
198 |
147 |
39 |
12 |
606 |
Still think Climate Change is a hoax? |
1.3182 |
0.04705 |
176 |
135 |
26 |
15 |
607 |
I can live with the heat, it's the cannibalistic feelings that really bother me. |
1.3182 |
0.04612 |
198 |
155 |
23 |
20 |
608 |
Well, that'll save us a few bucks at the multiplex. |
1.3179 |
0.05093 |
151 |
116 |
22 |
13 |
609 |
So sorry. I give myself gas. |
1.3177 |
0.04357 |
192 |
145 |
33 |
14 |
610 |
I told you visiting Texas was a bad idea |
1.3176 |
0.04677 |
170 |
129 |
28 |
13 |
611 |
Debbie, your summer bod is poppin'. |
1.3174 |
0.04581 |
167 |
125 |
31 |
11 |
612 |
SPF 70, my ass! |
1.3167 |
0.04693 |
180 |
139 |
25 |
16 |
613 |
This will end badly. |
1.3167 |
0.04490 |
180 |
136 |
31 |
13 |
614 |
Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to move to Texas |
1.3167 |
0.04349 |
180 |
134 |
35 |
11 |
615 |
Can you be more discreet? Those are both audible AND visible. |
1.3166 |
0.04247 |
199 |
150 |
35 |
14 |
616 |
Closest thing to an orgasm I’ll ever have. |
1.3165 |
0.04127 |
237 |
184 |
31 |
22 |
617 |
Yeah, I break out in the heat |
1.3164 |
0.04682 |
177 |
136 |
26 |
15 |
618 |
Hey Pops ... what SPF is butter? |
1.3164 |
0.04399 |
177 |
132 |
34 |
11 |
619 |
I didn't think that I'd start losing my kernels until I was much older. |
1.3163 |
0.04291 |
196 |
148 |
34 |
14 |
620 |
Now you think the climate change is existential? |
1.3161 |
0.04520 |
193 |
149 |
27 |
17 |
621 |
We’ve got to get out of Texas! |
1.3161 |
0.04211 |
193 |
144 |
37 |
12 |
622 |
Mixed up the sunscreen and butter again? |
1.3161 |
0.04081 |
193 |
142 |
41 |
10 |
623 |
No, they won't grow back, we're cooked. |
1.3158 |
0.04348 |
171 |
126 |
36 |
9 |
624 |
Don’t pop off at me! |
1.3158 |
0.04055 |
190 |
139 |
42 |
9 |
625 |
Smothering ourselves in oil during a heat wave. What could possibly go wrong? |
1.3156 |
0.03847 |
225 |
167 |
45 |
13 |
626 |
You and your “things are poppin’” |
1.3156 |
0.03949 |
225 |
169 |
41 |
15 |
627 |
Everybody thinks climate change won’t affect them — until it does. |
1.3155 |
0.04200 |
206 |
156 |
35 |
15 |
628 |
I said it’s hot. Something wrong with your ear? |
1.3155 |
0.04311 |
206 |
158 |
31 |
17 |
629 |
The next thing I know the governor puts me on a bus to Texas. |
1.3155 |
0.04498 |
187 |
143 |
29 |
15 |
630 |
Just watch out for anyone with butter. |
1.3152 |
0.04485 |
184 |
140 |
30 |
14 |
631 |
We have just created the most perfect snack food, better make ourselves scarce. |
1.3150 |
0.04228 |
200 |
151 |
35 |
14 |
632 |
Wait! Why does the sunscreen taste so deliciously buttery? |
1.3149 |
0.04604 |
181 |
139 |
27 |
15 |
633 |
Can’t be genetic- neither of my parents went bald. |
1.3148 |
0.04834 |
162 |
124 |
25 |
13 |
634 |
I told you we should have left Texas |
1.3147 |
0.04392 |
197 |
151 |
30 |
16 |
635 |
In my next life, I want to be a spring crop. |
1.3145 |
0.04816 |
159 |
121 |
26 |
12 |
636 |
I can’t help it, Gloria, you’re soooooo damn hot! |
1.3145 |
0.04562 |
159 |
118 |
32 |
9 |
637 |
That’s nothing, my niblets are swelling. |
1.3143 |
0.04502 |
175 |
132 |
31 |
12 |
638 |
Are you ears popping? |
1.3143 |
0.04141 |
210 |
159 |
36 |
15 |
639 |
Mom warned us about climate change! |
1.3143 |
0.03972 |
210 |
156 |
42 |
12 |
640 |
Ow! My ears! |
1.3143 |
0.04303 |
210 |
162 |
30 |
18 |
641 |
A hoax huh... |
1.3140 |
0.04069 |
207 |
155 |
39 |
13 |
642 |
This heat shucks. |
1.3138 |
0.04148 |
188 |
139 |
39 |
10 |
643 |
Global warming. Nothing to worry about, they say. |
1.3137 |
0.04167 |
204 |
154 |
36 |
14 |
644 |
Is your ear also popping? |
1.3136 |
0.04007 |
220 |
166 |
39 |
15 |
645 |
I told you that wasn’t tanning oil |
1.3136 |
0.03721 |
236 |
175 |
48 |
13 |
646 |
Jimmy...? Crack corn. I don't care. |
1.3134 |
0.04327 |
201 |
154 |
31 |
16 |
647 |
Hope it’s a bus and not a harvester. |
1.3129 |
0.04566 |
163 |
122 |
31 |
10 |
648 |
Pardon me. |
1.3128 |
0.04420 |
195 |
150 |
29 |
16 |
649 |
Mom! You said we were 100% sweet corn! Was Grandpa popcorn! |
1.3125 |
0.04346 |
192 |
146 |
32 |
14 |
650 |
I swear this NEVER happened before |
1.3125 |
0.04218 |
192 |
144 |
36 |
12 |
651 |
I’ve popped my back out |
1.3122 |
0.04263 |
189 |
142 |
35 |
12 |
652 |
We shouldn't have left the house without salt and butter. |
1.3121 |
0.04533 |
173 |
131 |
30 |
12 |
653 |
Well at least you're not too pooped to pop. |
1.3118 |
0.04588 |
170 |
129 |
29 |
12 |
654 |
You’ll do anything to save a buck, won’t you Jerry? Now hurry up, the movie starts in ten minutes and I don’t want to miss the previews” |
1.3116 |
0.04376 |
215 |
169 |
25 |
21 |
655 |
Sun's up and things are starting to pop. |
1.3116 |
0.04173 |
215 |
165 |
33 |
17 |
656 |
Liam Neeson can’t stop driving or his family will explode |
1.3116 |
0.04581 |
199 |
157 |
22 |
20 |
657 |
Don't you dare say "Hot enough for you?" |
1.3114 |
0.04050 |
228 |
175 |
35 |
18 |
658 |
Talk buttery to me, you sexy thing |
1.3114 |
0.04487 |
167 |
125 |
32 |
10 |
659 |
No kid, you don't want to be in the movies. |
1.3111 |
0.04680 |
180 |
140 |
24 |
16 |
660 |
Yet every summer, we have to listen to the eggs griping about the pavement. |
1.3110 |
0.04364 |
209 |
163 |
27 |
19 |
661 |
I'm so sick of this shucking heat wave |
1.3110 |
0.04203 |
209 |
160 |
33 |
16 |
662 |
Will you quit calling me 'Pops'! |
1.3107 |
0.04312 |
177 |
132 |
35 |
10 |
663 |
I told you we shouldn't come to Austin in August! |
1.3107 |
0.04189 |
206 |
157 |
34 |
15 |
664 |
And you wanted to go to Texas! |
1.3105 |
0.04244 |
190 |
143 |
35 |
12 |
665 |
Can you please stop popping off about global warming? |
1.3101 |
0.04743 |
158 |
120 |
27 |
11 |
666 |
Global warming, Climate Change, It has consequences! |
1.3100 |
0.04096 |
200 |
150 |
38 |
12 |
667 |
Couldn't you hold it in till we got to the pot? |
1.3099 |
0.04144 |
213 |
163 |
34 |
16 |
668 |
Things could be butter. |
1.3096 |
0.04200 |
197 |
149 |
35 |
13 |
669 |
You know, there may be a kernel of truth to climate change after all. |
1.3094 |
0.03804 |
223 |
166 |
45 |
12 |
670 |
Pop of the morning, Kernel. |
1.3094 |
0.04061 |
223 |
171 |
35 |
17 |
671 |
I dreamed I was a watermelon. |
1.3092 |
0.04781 |
152 |
115 |
27 |
10 |
672 |
Still getting those hot flashes, Edna? |
1.3090 |
0.04577 |
178 |
137 |
27 |
14 |
673 |
I told you to check the air popping index this morning! |
1.3089 |
0.04353 |
191 |
146 |
31 |
14 |
674 |
You can call me Dad, Daddy, or Daddeo, but, please, never call me Pop. |
1.3088 |
0.04156 |
204 |
155 |
35 |
14 |
675 |
Don't worry. I have some butter and sea salt on me. |
1.3088 |
0.03982 |
217 |
164 |
39 |
14 |
676 |
This is your reaction when I pop the question? |
1.3085 |
0.04199 |
201 |
153 |
34 |
14 |
677 |
This is a-maize-ing! |
1.3085 |
0.03955 |
201 |
149 |
42 |
10 |
678 |
Aren’t you being a little dramatic? |
1.3084 |
0.04074 |
214 |
163 |
36 |
15 |
679 |
I'm starting to think that there is more than a kernel of truth to this global warming |
1.3082 |
0.04367 |
159 |
117 |
35 |
7 |
680 |
Oh I see. Now that we’re married you’ll jus do that right in front of me? |
1.3082 |
0.04883 |
159 |
123 |
23 |
13 |
681 |
Don't complain... I saw them milking the cows and getting powdered milk! |
1.3081 |
0.04466 |
172 |
130 |
31 |
11 |
682 |
Get a room! |
1.3081 |
0.04384 |
185 |
141 |
31 |
13 |
683 |
On second thought, let's skip the movie. |
1.3077 |
0.03930 |
221 |
167 |
40 |
14 |
684 |
Son, for the last time, don't call me Pop. |
1.3077 |
0.04162 |
195 |
147 |
36 |
12 |
685 |
The sun takes a lot out of me. |
1.3077 |
0.04361 |
169 |
126 |
34 |
9 |
686 |
Yeah, but at least it's a dry heat. |
1.3077 |
0.04098 |
195 |
146 |
38 |
11 |
687 |
What’s that noise? |
1.3077 |
0.04673 |
169 |
130 |
26 |
13 |
688 |
I told you it was more than two minutes and thirty seconds away |
1.3073 |
0.03966 |
218 |
165 |
39 |
14 |
689 |
The hotter the day, the more this happens! It's so embarrassing. |
1.3073 |
0.04007 |
192 |
142 |
41 |
9 |
690 |
Yes, it is hot enough for me. |
1.3073 |
0.04074 |
192 |
143 |
39 |
10 |
691 |
And yet you still don't believe in climate change. |
1.3073 |
0.04206 |
192 |
145 |
35 |
12 |
692 |
I hope you're wearing clean underwear. |
1.3073 |
0.04415 |
179 |
136 |
31 |
12 |
693 |
Now do you believe me?! |
1.3072 |
0.04377 |
153 |
112 |
35 |
6 |
694 |
I can’t believe I let you drag us up to the mountains. Now our ears are popping. |
1.3071 |
0.05258 |
140 |
109 |
19 |
12 |
695 |
Let's go to Arizona in August,you said. It will be fun,you said. |
1.3068 |
0.04949 |
176 |
141 |
16 |
19 |
696 |
This is why I prefer sunsets. |
1.3068 |
0.04466 |
176 |
134 |
30 |
12 |
697 |
Sure we don't need sunscreen? |
1.3067 |
0.04550 |
163 |
123 |
30 |
10 |
698 |
Smell that? Must be a movie theater around here. |
1.3067 |
0.05001 |
150 |
116 |
22 |
12 |
699 |
No, I'm not just happy to see you. |
1.3065 |
0.04163 |
199 |
151 |
35 |
13 |
700 |
What's the SPF of that butter? |
1.3059 |
0.03843 |
219 |
164 |
43 |
12 |
701 |
That reminds me, did you remember to turn off the oven? |
1.3058 |
0.04005 |
206 |
155 |
39 |
12 |
702 |
For the last time, you can’t go to the movies. It’s not safe! |
1.3056 |
0.04734 |
180 |
142 |
21 |
17 |
703 |
do you believe me now?" |
1.3048 |
0.04277 |
187 |
142 |
33 |
12 |
704 |
I knew that oil-based sunscreen was a mistake. |
1.3048 |
0.04064 |
210 |
160 |
36 |
14 |
705 |
I told you going somewhere hot on vacation wasn’t a good idea. |
1.3046 |
0.04972 |
151 |
117 |
22 |
12 |
706 |
Try not to look conspicuous! |
1.3046 |
0.04269 |
174 |
130 |
35 |
9 |
707 |
Back home, it's more of a dry heat. |
1.3043 |
0.04184 |
184 |
138 |
36 |
10 |
708 |
Listen here grandson, you can call me anything but Pop-Pop. |
1.3041 |
0.04077 |
217 |
167 |
34 |
16 |
709 |
Let's summer in Arizona, you said. It'll be fun, you said. |
1.3041 |
0.04232 |
194 |
148 |
33 |
13 |
710 |
Well, Ty, I guess this is it. Nude beach tomorrow? |
1.3041 |
0.04550 |
171 |
131 |
28 |
12 |
711 |
Don’t look at me like that. We both knew this was always a possibility |
1.3041 |
0.04550 |
171 |
131 |
28 |
12 |
712 |
You go ahead. I am too pooped to pop! |
1.3039 |
0.04372 |
181 |
138 |
31 |
12 |
713 |
I coulda been a compostable spork, I could’ve been a smooth bourbon, instead of a cob-which is what I am let’s face it. |
1.3037 |
0.05286 |
135 |
105 |
19 |
11 |
714 |
I hate pop culture. |
1.3036 |
0.04285 |
168 |
125 |
35 |
8 |
715 |
Remember what I told you:
When you reach the asphalt, RUN! |
1.3033 |
0.04103 |
211 |
162 |
34 |
15 |
716 |
The egg was supposed to meet us here. |
1.3032 |
0.05045 |
155 |
122 |
19 |
14 |
717 |
I feel like a snack,what about you? |
1.3032 |
0.04453 |
188 |
146 |
27 |
15 |
718 |
No snap. No crackle. Just pop. |
1.3030 |
0.04502 |
165 |
125 |
30 |
10 |
719 |
Of course you’re poppin’,
we’re in Texas. |
1.3029 |
0.04474 |
175 |
134 |
29 |
12 |
720 |
You wait! As soon as we are naked, a cold snap will come! |
1.3029 |
0.04400 |
175 |
133 |
31 |
11 |
721 |
What better way to lose weight? |
1.3026 |
0.04150 |
195 |
148 |
35 |
12 |
722 |
Whose idea was it to pop into town? |
1.3025 |
0.04723 |
162 |
125 |
25 |
12 |
723 |
Let's visit Arizona" you said, "It's a DRY heat! |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
724 |
I'm sorry....not in a good mood. With this heat, I feel like I might explode at any minute. |
1.3021 |
0.04321 |
192 |
148 |
30 |
14 |
725 |
I am waiting for Godot,what about you. |
1.3019 |
0.04439 |
159 |
119 |
32 |
8 |
726 |
Sorry, this always happens after I have broccoli. |
1.3018 |
0.04345 |
169 |
127 |
33 |
9 |
727 |
Don't recall this side effect being disclosed in the Ozempic ad. |
1.3018 |
0.04582 |
169 |
130 |
27 |
12 |
728 |
Premature Popcornulation |
1.3013 |
0.04585 |
156 |
118 |
29 |
9 |
729 |
I thought you were sweet. |
1.3012 |
0.04717 |
166 |
129 |
24 |
13 |
730 |
If you want to talk, I’m all ears. |
1.3011 |
0.04351 |
186 |
143 |
30 |
13 |
731 |
„I told you, Steven! That wasn’t the sunscreen, it was butter!” |
1.3010 |
0.04378 |
196 |
153 |
27 |
16 |
732 |
I told you this sunscreen was expired |
1.3009 |
0.03867 |
216 |
163 |
41 |
12 |
733 |
I have a feeling we may regret going South for our vacation. |
1.3009 |
0.04239 |
216 |
170 |
27 |
19 |
734 |
If it’s any consolation, we’re getting plenty of vitamin D. |
1.3006 |
0.04616 |
163 |
125 |
27 |
11 |
735 |
It's NOT the humidity! |
1.3000 |
0.04218 |
190 |
145 |
33 |
12 |
736 |
And it's only 7 AM. |
1.3000 |
0.04072 |
200 |
152 |
36 |
12 |
737 |
A strange thing just popped in my head… |
1.3000 |
0.04218 |
190 |
145 |
33 |
12 |
738 |
I warned you not to use butter as a sunscreen. |
1.2996 |
0.03778 |
257 |
200 |
37 |
20 |
739 |
I told you butter does not work as sunscreen. |
1.2995 |
0.04358 |
197 |
154 |
27 |
16 |
740 |
Did you just pop, Frank? |
1.2995 |
0.04461 |
187 |
146 |
26 |
15 |
741 |
If you've got a way out of this I'm all ears. |
1.2994 |
0.04692 |
167 |
130 |
24 |
13 |
742 |
You should see what the heat is doing to the eggs next door |
1.2994 |
0.04692 |
167 |
130 |
24 |
13 |
743 |
That popping trick is great, but you do realize that you can only pull it off once, don't you? |
1.2994 |
0.04536 |
167 |
128 |
28 |
11 |
744 |
Are you sure the sunscreen said, 'oil free'? |
1.2989 |
0.04170 |
184 |
139 |
35 |
10 |
745 |
Seriously...call me pop one more time |
1.2989 |
0.04331 |
174 |
132 |
32 |
10 |
746 |
You had Mexican for lunch? |
1.2988 |
0.04830 |
164 |
129 |
21 |
14 |
747 |
I can't hide how I feel about you. |
1.2987 |
0.04973 |
154 |
121 |
20 |
13 |
748 |
When I enlisted they said with my backgroud I'd soon be made a colonel. |
1.2986 |
0.05314 |
144 |
115 |
15 |
14 |
749 |
Stop stalking me! |
1.2982 |
0.04459 |
171 |
131 |
29 |
11 |
750 |
Excuse me. |
1.2982 |
0.04757 |
171 |
135 |
21 |
15 |
751 |
Hey, I was just blowing off some steam! |
1.2981 |
0.04076 |
208 |
160 |
34 |
14 |
752 |
See! I told you yawning helps your ears pop. |
1.2980 |
0.04773 |
151 |
116 |
25 |
10 |
753 |
Shuck this heat." |
1.2980 |
0.04219 |
198 |
153 |
31 |
14 |
754 |
My corns are killing me. |
1.2979 |
0.04176 |
188 |
143 |
34 |
11 |
755 |
I told you SPF 10 wasn’t enough. |
1.2976 |
0.03998 |
205 |
156 |
37 |
12 |
756 |
I guess I owe you $20. |
1.2974 |
0.04007 |
195 |
147 |
38 |
10 |
757 |
Did the bottle say ‘sunscreen’ or ‘suntan oil’? |
1.2971 |
0.04309 |
175 |
133 |
32 |
10 |
758 |
Would it be too much to say "excuse me?" |
1.2970 |
0.04567 |
165 |
127 |
27 |
11 |
759 |
Hold on - let's see if the chicken makes it across first |
1.2968 |
0.04772 |
155 |
120 |
24 |
11 |
760 |
Popcorn's fake news. |
1.2968 |
0.04593 |
155 |
118 |
28 |
9 |
761 |
I offered you sunscreen all day long but no, nobody listens to mom. |
1.2968 |
0.04683 |
155 |
119 |
26 |
10 |
762 |
Sorry I popped off like that. |
1.2965 |
0.04015 |
199 |
151 |
37 |
11 |
763 |
Cliche or no cliche, it's damn hot. |
1.2963 |
0.04290 |
189 |
146 |
30 |
13 |
764 |
Next time we need to visit your family in Texas in November |
1.2961 |
0.03736 |
206 |
153 |
45 |
8 |
765 |
Every time the sun comes up,I loose another kernel of hope. |
1.2960 |
0.04032 |
223 |
174 |
32 |
17 |
766 |
No one will need an air fryer by 2050. |
1.2958 |
0.04771 |
142 |
108 |
26 |
8 |
767 |
Last night you said you were too pooped to pop...what changed? |
1.2956 |
0.04510 |
159 |
121 |
29 |
9 |
768 |
Dont you hate it when your ears pop? |
1.2953 |
0.04903 |
149 |
116 |
22 |
11 |
769 |
Dry heat or not I’m outta here! |
1.2952 |
0.04295 |
166 |
125 |
33 |
8 |
770 |
Did you forget your sunscreen? |
1.2951 |
0.04029 |
183 |
137 |
38 |
8 |
771 |
I thought as a subsidy crop we wouldn't be affected by global warming |
1.2951 |
0.05165 |
122 |
93 |
22 |
7 |
772 |
Your outfit’s really poppin’ today. |
1.2951 |
0.04175 |
183 |
139 |
34 |
10 |
773 |
I think the global warming theory has a kernel of truth. |
1.2949 |
0.03798 |
234 |
180 |
39 |
15 |
774 |
I had to lose weight anyway. |
1.2949 |
0.04567 |
156 |
119 |
28 |
9 |
775 |
There was a kernel of truth in today's weather forecast. |
1.2948 |
0.04337 |
173 |
132 |
31 |
10 |
776 |
Do you ever get a popping sound in your ear? |
1.2947 |
0.04335 |
190 |
148 |
28 |
14 |
777 |
On the bright side, it's gonna smell really good out here soon. |
1.2945 |
0.04346 |
163 |
123 |
32 |
8 |
778 |
You said I wouldn’t need my husk tonight |
1.2944 |
0.03994 |
180 |
134 |
39 |
7 |
779 |
You don't handle the heat well, do you? |
1.2944 |
0.03906 |
197 |
148 |
40 |
9 |
780 |
Did you hear that? I think I felt something pop |
1.2944 |
0.04286 |
197 |
154 |
28 |
15 |
781 |
Jimmy pop corn!!”… “And I don’t care.” |
1.2941 |
0.04694 |
170 |
134 |
22 |
14 |
782 |
Any ideas on how to cool off? I'm all ears! |
1.2941 |
0.04250 |
187 |
144 |
31 |
12 |
783 |
We're being stalked. |
1.2941 |
0.04387 |
170 |
130 |
30 |
10 |
784 |
Global warming is still a liberal conspiracy, just like menopause. |
1.2938 |
0.04025 |
211 |
163 |
34 |
14 |
785 |
Let’s take a walk, you said. Let’s enjoy the outdoors, you said. It’s not THAT hot, you said… What’s next on your agenda, a climate change, wild fire tour? |
1.2935 |
0.03980 |
201 |
153 |
37 |
11 |
786 |
I miss Iowa. |
1.2934 |
0.04357 |
167 |
127 |
31 |
9 |
787 |
Call me Kernel Sanders one more time. |
1.2934 |
0.04599 |
167 |
130 |
25 |
12 |
788 |
I hate climate change. |
1.2933 |
0.03948 |
208 |
159 |
37 |
12 |
789 |
Wardrobe malfunction... |
1.2930 |
0.04451 |
157 |
119 |
30 |
8 |
790 |
I told you this would happen if we summered in Florida. |
1.2928 |
0.04052 |
181 |
136 |
37 |
8 |
791 |
One more heatwave and I'll be creamed. |
1.2927 |
0.04656 |
164 |
128 |
24 |
12 |
792 |
But have you seen the eggs on the pavement? |
1.2927 |
0.03925 |
205 |
156 |
38 |
11 |
793 |
Aw-shucks Marge…I think you’re hot too! |
1.2926 |
0.04297 |
188 |
146 |
29 |
13 |
794 |
You forgot sunscreen again, didn’t you? |
1.2925 |
0.04942 |
147 |
115 |
21 |
11 |
795 |
I don't care if it doesn't smell bad, it's embarrassing. |
1.2924 |
0.04520 |
171 |
133 |
26 |
12 |
796 |
Yeah…that was premature. They have pills for that, you know? |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
797 |
It's so hot, my ears are popping! |
1.2921 |
0.04393 |
178 |
138 |
28 |
12 |
798 |
You know, maybe Greta Thunberg was on to something. |
1.2921 |
0.04262 |
202 |
159 |
27 |
16 |
799 |
It's due to overheating cuz of climate change. |
1.2919 |
0.04715 |
161 |
126 |
23 |
12 |
800 |
Sometimes I just want to explode! |
1.2919 |
0.04715 |
161 |
126 |
23 |
12 |
801 |
SPF 15 will be plenty, huh? |
1.2919 |
0.04715 |
161 |
126 |
23 |
12 |
802 |
You ever wish climate change was more… cold? |
1.2919 |
0.04548 |
161 |
124 |
27 |
10 |
803 |
This heat reminds me how I popped a kernel/colonel once in the army but, shucks, it Don't Ask-Don't Tell hadn't started yet. |
1.2919 |
0.04542 |
185 |
147 |
22 |
16 |
804 |
Looks like heat stroke got Orville. |
1.2917 |
0.04574 |
168 |
131 |
25 |
12 |
805 |
God, I hate Iowa. |
1.2917 |
0.05474 |
120 |
94 |
17 |
9 |
806 |
Yes, I realize how hot it is! |
1.2915 |
0.03938 |
199 |
151 |
38 |
10 |
807 |
I TOLD you to bring sunscreen! |
1.2913 |
0.03969 |
206 |
158 |
36 |
12 |
808 |
This heat is starting to get to me. |
1.2912 |
0.04252 |
182 |
140 |
31 |
11 |
809 |
This sidewalk's hot enough to fry an egg. |
1.2911 |
0.04517 |
158 |
121 |
28 |
9 |
810 |
Fred, there really is no need for such a heated conversation |
1.2908 |
0.04884 |
141 |
109 |
23 |
9 |
811 |
What was that you said about global warming? |
1.2907 |
0.04264 |
172 |
131 |
32 |
9 |
812 |
Thank God for husks. |
1.2905 |
0.04523 |
148 |
112 |
29 |
7 |
813 |
And it's not even mid-day! |
1.2905 |
0.04151 |
179 |
136 |
34 |
9 |
814 |
What's the plan now, Sir Popalot? I'm all ears..." |
1.2905 |
0.04226 |
179 |
137 |
32 |
10 |
815 |
I lose myself on these hot days. |
1.2903 |
0.04574 |
155 |
119 |
27 |
9 |
816 |
Oh no, I think I’m starting to turn into my Pops |
1.2902 |
0.04148 |
193 |
149 |
32 |
12 |
817 |
I TOLD you to use more sunblock !!! |
1.2901 |
0.05139 |
131 |
102 |
20 |
9 |
818 |
I was hoping to go on a couch with a movie. |
1.2898 |
0.04272 |
176 |
135 |
31 |
10 |
819 |
What SPF lotion did you buy? |
1.2897 |
0.03806 |
214 |
163 |
40 |
11 |
820 |
Sunblock, Steve. I have zero desire to see your cob. |
1.2897 |
0.04685 |
145 |
111 |
26 |
8 |
821 |
Why are we the only food you have to explode to improve? |
1.2896 |
0.04440 |
183 |
144 |
25 |
14 |
822 |
Global warming is a left-wing conspiracy, eh? |
1.2896 |
0.04160 |
183 |
140 |
33 |
10 |
823 |
Who are YOU callin’ “Pops”? |
1.2893 |
0.03826 |
197 |
148 |
41 |
8 |
824 |
Well, the heat index did say we would be kettle corn by noon. |
1.2893 |
0.04492 |
159 |
122 |
28 |
9 |
825 |
Not now. Wait until we get to the theater. |
1.2893 |
0.04750 |
159 |
125 |
22 |
12 |
826 |
Whenever the sun comes up you start popping off!!! |
1.2889 |
0.04278 |
180 |
139 |
30 |
11 |
827 |
She wasn't THAT attractive! |
1.2888 |
0.04303 |
187 |
146 |
28 |
13 |
828 |
You're schvitzing everywhere. |
1.2887 |
0.03862 |
194 |
146 |
40 |
8 |
829 |
Just one more thing to blame on climate change, right, Larry? |
1.2886 |
0.04497 |
149 |
113 |
29 |
7 |
830 |
They say this is going to be more frequent as the earth heats up. I guess maybe it won't be so embarrassing then? |
1.2886 |
0.04029 |
201 |
155 |
34 |
12 |
831 |
And then she says, don’t worry, it’s dry heat. |
1.2886 |
0.03904 |
201 |
153 |
38 |
10 |
832 |
I was hoping to get to the movie before this" |
1.2884 |
0.03904 |
215 |
166 |
36 |
13 |
833 |
It's so cold! Let's move to a warmer place," you said |
1.2883 |
0.04499 |
163 |
126 |
27 |
10 |
834 |
I knew I should've worn my summer husk. |
1.2882 |
0.04370 |
170 |
131 |
29 |
10 |
835 |
El Niño is here... |
1.2882 |
0.04039 |
170 |
127 |
37 |
6 |
836 |
I think this heat is getting to us. |
1.2881 |
0.04326 |
177 |
137 |
29 |
11 |
837 |
I'm losing it in this heat. |
1.2880 |
0.03920 |
184 |
138 |
39 |
7 |
838 |
Can it.” |
1.2879 |
0.04990 |
132 |
102 |
22 |
8 |
839 |
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto! |
1.2879 |
0.04545 |
198 |
161 |
17 |
20 |
840 |
I said, lets stay on the grass. But nooo! |
1.2876 |
0.04606 |
153 |
118 |
26 |
9 |
841 |
Are you a Mom or Pop corn ? |
1.2876 |
0.04512 |
153 |
117 |
28 |
8 |
842 |
Looks like Bob's cremation went well |
1.2875 |
0.04640 |
160 |
125 |
24 |
11 |
843 |
I heard about being able to fry an egg on the sidewalk but this is ridiculous |
1.2875 |
0.04555 |
160 |
124 |
26 |
10 |
844 |
Me? I thought it was you! |
1.2874 |
0.04503 |
167 |
130 |
26 |
11 |
845 |
Oh, so now you care about global warming? |
1.2874 |
0.04582 |
167 |
131 |
24 |
12 |
846 |
It’s not the humidity that gets to you, it’s the heat. |
1.2874 |
0.04376 |
174 |
135 |
28 |
11 |
847 |
I'm excited too, but try to keep it under control until we get to the movie theater. |
1.2874 |
0.04376 |
174 |
135 |
28 |
11 |
848 |
It might help if you stopped calling me "Pop"! |
1.2873 |
0.04185 |
181 |
139 |
32 |
10 |
849 |
Global warming effects, huh? |
1.2872 |
0.04283 |
188 |
147 |
28 |
13 |
850 |
Is this passion or are you just feeling the heat? |
1.2872 |
0.04283 |
188 |
147 |
28 |
13 |
851 |
The call me "Pop." |
1.2872 |
0.04216 |
188 |
146 |
30 |
12 |
852 |
..and then, just like that...POP!!!,,, he was gone |
1.2872 |
0.04009 |
188 |
143 |
36 |
9 |
853 |
Global warming, or are you just glad to see me? |
1.2872 |
0.04174 |
195 |
152 |
30 |
13 |
854 |
I forgot to put sunscreen on my ears. |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
855 |
Amaizing. |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
856 |
I'm cooking out here! |
1.2867 |
0.04667 |
150 |
116 |
25 |
9 |
857 |
Ahh, shuck it! |
1.2867 |
0.04667 |
150 |
116 |
25 |
9 |
858 |
Excuse me! I had broccoli for lunch. |
1.2865 |
0.04348 |
171 |
132 |
29 |
10 |
859 |
I told you it was too hot to go out! |
1.2865 |
0.04192 |
185 |
143 |
31 |
11 |
860 |
I'll believe in global warming when I hear it with my own ear. |
1.2865 |
0.04121 |
185 |
142 |
33 |
10 |
861 |
This sidewalks so hot you could fry an egg on it. |
1.2865 |
0.04330 |
185 |
145 |
27 |
13 |
862 |
Global Warming deniers can kiss my popcorn ass. |
1.2865 |
0.04345 |
192 |
152 |
25 |
15 |
863 |
Still convinced that global warming is just a myth? |
1.2865 |
0.04218 |
192 |
150 |
29 |
13 |
864 |
Why is that Caramel looking at you? |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
119 |
93 |
18 |
8 |
865 |
Call me Pop one more time... |
1.2857 |
0.04092 |
196 |
152 |
32 |
12 |
866 |
This heat is taking it all out of me! |
1.2857 |
0.04293 |
154 |
116 |
32 |
6 |
867 |
They call it global warming.
I call it poppycock. |
1.2857 |
0.04996 |
140 |
110 |
20 |
10 |
868 |
It's gonna be a hot one. |
1.2857 |
0.05268 |
126 |
99 |
18 |
9 |
869 |
I don't why,but I feel as though I'm going to explode. |
1.2857 |
0.04443 |
161 |
124 |
28 |
9 |
870 |
« i know you’re excited, but can you keep it together until after lunch » |
1.2857 |
0.04922 |
147 |
116 |
20 |
11 |
871 |
As if the heat wasn’t bad enough, I now have a kernel stuck in my teeth. |
1.2857 |
0.04165 |
182 |
140 |
32 |
10 |
872 |
At least we’re not peeling |
1.2857 |
0.04762 |
126 |
95 |
26 |
5 |
873 |
I don't see this ending well. |
1.2849 |
0.03884 |
186 |
140 |
39 |
7 |
874 |
I’m sorry, something just popped up. |
1.2849 |
0.04241 |
186 |
145 |
29 |
12 |
875 |
Yeah, but it’s a dry heat. |
1.2849 |
0.03999 |
172 |
129 |
37 |
6 |
876 |
I told you we should have moved to Vermont, but no, you had to retire in Florida. |
1.2849 |
0.04556 |
172 |
136 |
23 |
13 |
877 |
If you think this is hot you should talk with the eggs. |
1.2848 |
0.04367 |
165 |
127 |
29 |
9 |
878 |
Not now! We're in public. |
1.2848 |
0.04315 |
158 |
120 |
31 |
7 |
879 |
You just had to visit Phoenix! |
1.2848 |
0.04407 |
158 |
121 |
29 |
8 |
880 |
So, maybe global warming is a problem. |
1.2848 |
0.04587 |
158 |
123 |
25 |
10 |
881 |
Honestly Jimmy .. I don’t care ! |
1.2847 |
0.04854 |
137 |
106 |
23 |
8 |
882 |
Please stop, Pop! You’re embarrassing me! |
1.2843 |
0.03977 |
204 |
158 |
34 |
12 |
883 |
Ok, so what Did one Corny Hot Throb on the sidewalk say to the other .. I'm all ears . . . . |
1.2841 |
0.04406 |
176 |
138 |
26 |
12 |
884 |
You're always popping off at the mouth. |
1.2841 |
0.04332 |
176 |
137 |
28 |
11 |
885 |
See Gladys, we should have gone with the cruise to Alaska this year. But no…you just had to pop over to Phoenix to see your sister! |
1.2841 |
0.04406 |
176 |
138 |
26 |
12 |
886 |
I told you to bring the sunscreen |
1.2841 |
0.04179 |
176 |
135 |
32 |
9 |
887 |
What SPF is your butter? |
1.2841 |
0.04479 |
176 |
139 |
24 |
13 |
888 |
Are you sure that was SPF 30? |
1.2840 |
0.04456 |
169 |
132 |
26 |
11 |
889 |
Did you seriously just say, "Hot enough to fry an egg"? |
1.2837 |
0.03947 |
215 |
168 |
33 |
14 |
890 |
Your jokes are always so corny! |
1.2837 |
0.03923 |
208 |
161 |
35 |
12 |
891 |
Corn on the Curb? Nah, too corny even for the New Yorker. |
1.2835 |
0.04305 |
194 |
154 |
25 |
15 |
892 |
So, if YOU are not missing any kernels, and I AM not missing any kernels. Where did all this popcorn come from? |
1.2834 |
0.04221 |
187 |
146 |
29 |
12 |
893 |
I bet the winner will be some corny joke! |
1.2833 |
0.05447 |
120 |
95 |
16 |
9 |
894 |
We’ll be gone in a jiffy. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
895 |
Every morning I feel less like myself. |
1.2832 |
0.04381 |
173 |
135 |
27 |
11 |
896 |
Remember when grandma was cremated? |
1.2828 |
0.05151 |
145 |
117 |
15 |
13 |
897 |
I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Nebraska any more. |
1.2828 |
0.04559 |
145 |
111 |
27 |
7 |
898 |
Oh, exuuuse you. |
1.2828 |
0.04765 |
145 |
113 |
23 |
9 |
899 |
Hey, at least we’re not eggs. |
1.2827 |
0.03954 |
191 |
146 |
36 |
9 |
900 |
I’m sweating my kernels off here! |
1.2826 |
0.04197 |
184 |
143 |
30 |
11 |
901 |
This is so humiliating. I hate Halloween! |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
902 |
and yet, eggs still get all the press! |
1.2819 |
0.04475 |
149 |
114 |
28 |
7 |
903 |
before we both pop off, we need to beat the heat and find some shade before we have nothing left of ourselves |
1.2819 |
0.04475 |
149 |
114 |
28 |
7 |
904 |
No. I really think you're hot! |
1.2816 |
0.04204 |
174 |
134 |
31 |
9 |
905 |
It’s the only way I can fit into my husk these days. |
1.2815 |
0.04661 |
135 |
103 |
26 |
6 |
906 |
It's not that hot, she said.
Let's take a walk, she said |
1.2811 |
0.04247 |
185 |
145 |
28 |
12 |
907 |
Honestly, I could see myself leaving Phoenix |
1.2810 |
0.04859 |
153 |
122 |
19 |
12 |
908 |
so I’m just sittin in the recording studio when this singer says ‘I need a hook for my new song…’ and he wouldn’t stop staring at me… true story |
1.2810 |
0.04859 |
153 |
122 |
19 |
12 |
909 |
Some like it hot |
1.2808 |
0.04635 |
146 |
113 |
25 |
8 |
910 |
It's so hot I'm about to pop. |
1.2808 |
0.04736 |
146 |
114 |
23 |
9 |
911 |
I told you we shouldn't visit Texas in the Summer! |
1.2808 |
0.04532 |
146 |
112 |
27 |
7 |
912 |
How bad could this get? They say air popping is healthy. |
1.2808 |
0.04427 |
146 |
111 |
29 |
6 |
913 |
You think you're sooooo hot, don't you |
1.2807 |
0.04086 |
171 |
130 |
34 |
7 |
914 |
Shoulda went with SPF 50. |
1.2806 |
0.04014 |
196 |
152 |
33 |
11 |
915 |
Man, the one day I douse myself in oil |
1.2806 |
0.03948 |
196 |
151 |
35 |
10 |
916 |
Our sun is the ultimate microwave. |
1.2806 |
0.04570 |
139 |
106 |
27 |
6 |
917 |
I told you, you have to wait for the weekend to pop off |
1.2805 |
0.04197 |
164 |
125 |
32 |
7 |
918 |
Well, this is an embarrassing effect of global warming. |
1.2804 |
0.04045 |
189 |
146 |
33 |
10 |
919 |
This time, it isn't the humidity; it's the heat. |
1.2803 |
0.04602 |
132 |
100 |
27 |
5 |
920 |
I told you we should’ve worn sunscreen |
1.2800 |
0.04347 |
150 |
114 |
30 |
6 |
921 |
I always feel like heading to the movies on days like this. |
1.2800 |
0.04261 |
175 |
136 |
29 |
10 |
922 |
We should start taking this global warming story more seriously |
1.2800 |
0.04104 |
175 |
134 |
33 |
8 |
923 |
Not the answer I expected to "what's poppin'" |
1.2796 |
0.04015 |
186 |
143 |
34 |
9 |
924 |
I thought you said you were on the pill. |
1.2795 |
0.04511 |
161 |
126 |
25 |
10 |
925 |
Boy are we shucked! |
1.2795 |
0.04245 |
161 |
123 |
31 |
7 |
926 |
Beware of anyone offering free butter. |
1.2795 |
0.04245 |
161 |
123 |
31 |
7 |
927 |
My psychiatrist told me my internal operating system is experiencing a 'kernel error'... Apparently, it stems from a maize of complicated childhood memories. |
1.2794 |
0.04861 |
136 |
106 |
22 |
8 |
928 |
This heat is killing us, Pop. |
1.2793 |
0.04412 |
179 |
142 |
24 |
13 |
929 |
Oh yea? Well, shuck you! |
1.2792 |
0.04560 |
154 |
120 |
25 |
9 |
930 |
Ready the seagull net. |
1.2792 |
0.04652 |
154 |
121 |
23 |
10 |
931 |
We better hurry! The movie starts in 15 minutes! |
1.2792 |
0.03996 |
197 |
153 |
33 |
11 |
932 |
I told you we should’ve packed sunscreen |
1.2792 |
0.03930 |
197 |
152 |
35 |
10 |
933 |
Are you ears popping? My ears are popping. |
1.2791 |
0.04919 |
129 |
100 |
22 |
7 |
934 |
Still happy we moved to Texas? |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
935 |
Aye, aye Kernel. |
1.2791 |
0.05389 |
129 |
104 |
14 |
11 |
936 |
I'am all ears. |
1.2791 |
0.04229 |
172 |
133 |
30 |
9 |
937 |
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, my ear keeps popping... |
1.2791 |
0.04464 |
172 |
136 |
24 |
12 |
938 |
The doctor says it’s full fledged menopause |
1.2791 |
0.04387 |
172 |
135 |
26 |
11 |
939 |
You'd think there'd be more interest in slow-roasted, artisan, small-batch street corn. |
1.2789 |
0.04708 |
147 |
115 |
23 |
9 |
940 |
I don’t consider myself a late bloomer, I’m way more of an unpopped kernel |
1.2788 |
0.04676 |
165 |
132 |
20 |
13 |
941 |
Try to stay cool dear. I don’t want to lose any more of you. |
1.2788 |
0.03994 |
165 |
124 |
36 |
5 |
942 |
You go out with a bang, I end up in a can. |
1.2787 |
0.04272 |
183 |
144 |
27 |
12 |
943 |
They said it was a “dry heat,” as if that makes a difference. |
1.2787 |
0.04201 |
183 |
143 |
29 |
11 |
944 |
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore! |
1.2786 |
0.05076 |
140 |
112 |
17 |
11 |
945 |
And they say global warming isn't real! |
1.2785 |
0.04387 |
158 |
122 |
28 |
8 |
946 |
Menopause! Ugh! |
1.2785 |
0.04655 |
158 |
125 |
22 |
11 |
947 |
Again, I apologize for forgetting the sunscreen. |
1.2785 |
0.04655 |
158 |
125 |
22 |
11 |
948 |
Is there anything stuck in my teeth? |
1.2784 |
0.04083 |
176 |
135 |
33 |
8 |
949 |
Your Bright Ideas, Let's watch an egg get fried on the sidewalk |
1.2781 |
0.04806 |
151 |
120 |
20 |
11 |
950 |
Do you hear something? |
1.2781 |
0.04522 |
151 |
117 |
26 |
8 |
951 |
I see our future and I don’t like it. |
1.2781 |
0.04322 |
151 |
115 |
30 |
6 |
952 |
More hot flashes? |
1.2781 |
0.04194 |
169 |
130 |
31 |
8 |
953 |
So, how are you enjoying Scottsdale? |
1.2781 |
0.04358 |
169 |
132 |
27 |
10 |
954 |
Let's go to Vegas, you said. The sun'll do us good... |
1.2781 |
0.04277 |
169 |
131 |
29 |
9 |
955 |
I dodged the draft, said I had blight. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
956 |
This motherfucker. |
1.2778 |
0.04796 |
180 |
149 |
12 |
19 |
957 |
We should go and see a movie! |
1.2778 |
0.04400 |
162 |
126 |
27 |
9 |
958 |
Try to play it cool. |
1.2778 |
0.03978 |
198 |
154 |
33 |
11 |
959 |
Babe, don't even think about it. You're hot, but not THAT hot. |
1.2778 |
0.04247 |
180 |
141 |
28 |
11 |
960 |
If you didn't want to pop, why did we come to Texas? |
1.2778 |
0.04772 |
144 |
113 |
22 |
9 |
961 |
Either way, we should have packed the butter. |
1.2778 |
0.04022 |
180 |
138 |
34 |
8 |
962 |
We should have brought a bowl. |
1.2778 |
0.04037 |
162 |
122 |
35 |
5 |
963 |
Too late to turn back now. |
1.2775 |
0.04143 |
191 |
150 |
29 |
12 |
964 |
Is it hot enough for you? |
1.2775 |
0.04208 |
173 |
134 |
30 |
9 |
965 |
Please don’t scatter your dad’s remains at the bus stop, Carl. |
1.2774 |
0.04715 |
155 |
123 |
21 |
11 |
966 |
Well, I'm excited to see you too. |
1.2774 |
0.04940 |
137 |
108 |
20 |
9 |
967 |
Really! I can't take you anywhere! |
1.2774 |
0.04717 |
137 |
106 |
24 |
7 |
968 |
I thought you gave up popping! |
1.2772 |
0.03859 |
202 |
156 |
36 |
10 |
969 |
I swear, Wally, this heat will be the death of me. |
1.2771 |
0.04154 |
166 |
127 |
32 |
7 |
970 |
Show-off! |
1.2770 |
0.04580 |
148 |
115 |
25 |
8 |
971 |
This never used to happen until I was genetically modified. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
972 |
Okay, NOW do you believe in climate change? |
1.2768 |
0.04142 |
177 |
137 |
31 |
9 |
973 |
Popping hot these days,don’t you think! |
1.2768 |
0.04218 |
177 |
138 |
29 |
10 |
974 |
If I don't make it home by noon, butter my ashes. |
1.2767 |
0.04629 |
159 |
126 |
22 |
11 |
975 |
I know you wanted to visit the caramel factory next, but I'm not feeling it |
1.2767 |
0.04629 |
159 |
126 |
22 |
11 |
976 |
Is it global warming, or are you having a bad ear day? |
1.2765 |
0.04415 |
170 |
134 |
25 |
11 |
977 |
I don't care if it's a dry heat,it's still too hot. |
1.2765 |
0.03824 |
170 |
127 |
39 |
4 |
978 |
Really? You still don't believe in Climate Change? |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
979 |
Now do you see why Martha and Jim moved north? |
1.2762 |
0.04078 |
181 |
140 |
32 |
9 |
980 |
You were the one who said that taking a long hike on a summer day would be a great way to lose weight! |
1.2762 |
0.03683 |
181 |
135 |
42 |
4 |
981 |
“OK, now I believe in global warming.” |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
982 |
Don't even start with the 'How hot is it?' jokes! |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
163 |
126 |
29 |
8 |
983 |
They call it "popcorn". Horrific trivialization of our final days. |
1.2759 |
0.05279 |
116 |
91 |
18 |
7 |
984 |
I told you it would be too hot to go out today. |
1.2757 |
0.03868 |
185 |
141 |
37 |
7 |
985 |
Wanna see a movie? |
1.2757 |
0.04017 |
185 |
143 |
33 |
9 |
986 |
I thought you told me that you were too pooped to pop! |
1.2757 |
0.04161 |
185 |
145 |
29 |
11 |
987 |
I said, "Excuse me!" |
1.2754 |
0.04218 |
167 |
129 |
30 |
8 |
988 |
So how are you adapting to climate change? |
1.2754 |
0.04468 |
167 |
132 |
24 |
11 |
989 |
At this rate we’ll be gone before the bus gets here. |
1.2754 |
0.04687 |
138 |
107 |
24 |
7 |
990 |
I told you we didn’t need jackets. |
1.2754 |
0.04799 |
138 |
108 |
22 |
8 |
991 |
Every time it gets really hot like this my ear starts popping |
1.2754 |
0.04573 |
138 |
106 |
26 |
6 |
992 |
By the time the bus arrives, we may qualify for half-price fares. |
1.2754 |
0.04456 |
138 |
105 |
28 |
5 |
993 |
So much for a quiet summer afternoon. |
1.2753 |
0.04198 |
178 |
139 |
29 |
10 |
994 |
Save it for the theater. |
1.2752 |
0.04553 |
149 |
116 |
25 |
8 |
995 |
Shoulda tried a higher SPF |
1.2752 |
0.04652 |
149 |
117 |
23 |
9 |
996 |
It’s the heat, not the humidity! |
1.2750 |
0.04429 |
160 |
125 |
26 |
9 |
997 |
Why does it always have to be Kansas in August? |
1.2749 |
0.04621 |
171 |
138 |
19 |
14 |
998 |
You're always popping off at the wrong time. |
1.2747 |
0.04417 |
182 |
146 |
22 |
14 |
999 |
Suddenly I don’t feel like going to the movies. |
1.2744 |
0.04438 |
164 |
129 |
25 |
10 |
1000 |
You have a solution? I'm all ears. |
1.2744 |
0.04438 |
164 |
129 |
25 |
10 |
1001 |
I told you we shouldn't have moved to Phoenix. |
1.2744 |
0.04438 |
164 |
129 |
25 |
10 |
1002 |
Great. Now the Uber’s gonna charge us for luggage. |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1003 |
If this continues, we'll be husks of our former selves. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
1004 |
Is that your corn popping or are you happy to see me? |
1.2740 |
0.03897 |
208 |
163 |
33 |
12 |
1005 |
I was going to wait for a more romantic moment, but I’m ready to pop the question. |
1.2740 |
0.04403 |
146 |
112 |
28 |
6 |
1006 |
So I said "I'm all ears" and she just rolls her eyes and says that my jokes are too corny. Seriously? |
1.2739 |
0.04573 |
157 |
124 |
23 |
10 |
1007 |
Now we know how the glaciers feel. |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
1008 |
Real nice, Frank. Real nice. |
1.2734 |
0.04876 |
139 |
110 |
20 |
9 |
1009 |
is the heat getting to you? |
1.2734 |
0.04768 |
139 |
109 |
22 |
8 |
1010 |
If the grill doesn’t get us, global warming will. |
1.2733 |
0.04526 |
150 |
117 |
25 |
8 |
1011 |
It’s the new ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ SPF 50 brand. |
1.2733 |
0.04324 |
150 |
115 |
29 |
6 |
1012 |
Let's just pop out for a stroll, you said. |
1.2733 |
0.04492 |
161 |
127 |
24 |
10 |
1013 |
I told you we needed to put on sunscreen! |
1.2733 |
0.04447 |
172 |
137 |
23 |
12 |
1014 |
And you thought SPF 50 was too much. |
1.2733 |
0.03961 |
172 |
131 |
35 |
6 |
1015 |
It’s so hot I’m sweating kernels. |
1.2727 |
0.04539 |
154 |
121 |
24 |
9 |
1016 |
There goes Dave. |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
1017 |
You have about three minutes to admit I was right.” |
1.2727 |
0.04222 |
176 |
138 |
28 |
10 |
1018 |
No more denying it. We're cooked. |
1.2727 |
0.04243 |
165 |
128 |
29 |
8 |
1019 |
Climate change never bothered me before. |
1.2727 |
0.04568 |
143 |
111 |
25 |
7 |
1020 |
Didn’t I tell you to wear sunscreen?! |
1.2727 |
0.04347 |
143 |
109 |
29 |
5 |
1021 |
I’m sweating my niblets off! |
1.2727 |
0.04145 |
176 |
137 |
30 |
9 |
1022 |
Ladies don’t pop. They crackle. |
1.2727 |
0.04330 |
165 |
129 |
27 |
9 |
1023 |
What do you think Burning Man is like? |
1.2727 |
0.05249 |
121 |
96 |
17 |
8 |
1024 |
Hot today, huh? |
1.2722 |
0.04258 |
169 |
132 |
28 |
9 |
1025 |
If you say it's a dry heat, so help me... |
1.2722 |
0.04458 |
158 |
124 |
25 |
9 |
1026 |
I told you it was a bad idea to walk to the movie theater in this heat. |
1.2721 |
0.04947 |
136 |
108 |
19 |
9 |
1027 |
Sure, it's hot, but it's a DRY heat. |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
1028 |
You wouldn't listen to me, would you? You had to have your Arizona. |
1.2717 |
0.04190 |
173 |
135 |
29 |
9 |
1029 |
I’m so sorry. It’s not like me, but it’s so hot that I popped prematurely. |
1.2717 |
0.04347 |
173 |
137 |
25 |
11 |
1030 |
At least there’s no state income tax! |
1.2717 |
0.04499 |
173 |
139 |
21 |
13 |
1031 |
Shucks! |
1.2715 |
0.04299 |
151 |
116 |
29 |
6 |
1032 |
It’s to late to try and butter me up now! |
1.2714 |
0.04845 |
140 |
111 |
20 |
9 |
1033 |
Great! Now the driver may think we're an Uber Eats pick-up. |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1034 |
I told you that imitation butter spray doesn’t have any SPF! |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1035 |
Are you sure Orville said the 33 bus? |
1.2712 |
0.04124 |
177 |
138 |
30 |
9 |
1036 |
Climate-change deniers can scream 'hoax' all they want - but it drives me nuts that I spontaneously jiffy-pop all the time now! |
1.2711 |
0.04473 |
166 |
132 |
23 |
11 |
1037 |
And to think the chickens were complaining about laying scrambled eggs. |
1.2711 |
0.04221 |
166 |
129 |
29 |
8 |
1038 |
Forget this '...fry an egg' nonsense. |
1.2711 |
0.04307 |
166 |
130 |
27 |
9 |
1039 |
Yeah, Gary. It IS "hot enough out here for me." |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
1040 |
Popping off, again? |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
1041 |
Tell me again about how Iowa was too cold. |
1.2710 |
0.04695 |
155 |
124 |
20 |
11 |
1042 |
I guess butter isn’t the best sunscreen. |
1.2707 |
0.04789 |
133 |
104 |
22 |
7 |
1043 |
I told you we shouldn't come to Denver--our ears keep popping! |
1.2706 |
0.04397 |
170 |
135 |
24 |
11 |
1044 |
SPF 60. Why? |
1.2704 |
0.04250 |
159 |
123 |
29 |
7 |
1045 |
I think that off-brand sunscreen was actually butter. |
1.2704 |
0.04250 |
159 |
123 |
29 |
7 |
1046 |
Back when I was a kid, they had to boil us in oil before we popped off! |
1.2704 |
0.03782 |
196 |
151 |
37 |
8 |
1047 |
Do you believe in global warming NOW, Chad? |
1.2704 |
0.03918 |
196 |
153 |
33 |
10 |
1048 |
I don't know ... happens every time I cough |
1.2703 |
0.04558 |
148 |
116 |
24 |
8 |
1049 |
If you chew gum, it’ll stop the popping. |
1.2701 |
0.04335 |
137 |
104 |
29 |
4 |
1050 |
Do you still doubt global warming? |
1.2697 |
0.04275 |
152 |
117 |
29 |
6 |
1051 |
You coulda stayed home , watched Netflix but nooo….You had to “go to the movies”. |
1.2697 |
0.04026 |
178 |
138 |
32 |
8 |
1052 |
I know it’s sick, Hal, but you know what I’m suddenly craving? |
1.2695 |
0.04815 |
141 |
112 |
20 |
9 |
1053 |
This is like something out of a movie. |
1.2695 |
0.04708 |
141 |
111 |
22 |
8 |
1054 |
And everyone says we need an air fryer. |
1.2695 |
0.04449 |
167 |
133 |
23 |
11 |
1055 |
Who knew we’d be able to bypass the microwave? |
1.2695 |
0.04608 |
167 |
135 |
19 |
13 |
1056 |
Yo! How’s it poppin’? |
1.2695 |
0.04529 |
167 |
134 |
21 |
12 |
1057 |
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CORNY, POP BUT JUST TRUST ME AND PLAY IT BY EAR |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
1058 |
We'd butter make a run for it. |
1.2692 |
0.04579 |
156 |
124 |
22 |
10 |
1059 |
Are you happy to see me... or is that Quickpop? |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1060 |
It's going to be a short summer. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1061 |
They genetically modified us, destroyed the ozone, AND invented butter... Beware these humans, my friend! |
1.2692 |
0.04858 |
130 |
102 |
21 |
7 |
1062 |
And here I always thought we were seed corn! |
1.2690 |
0.04132 |
171 |
133 |
30 |
8 |
1063 |
Okay, you were right, it is too hot for the kids! |
1.2690 |
0.04214 |
171 |
134 |
28 |
9 |
1064 |
This is an explosive situation. |
1.2690 |
0.04405 |
145 |
112 |
27 |
6 |
1065 |
Could it be we used butter instead of sunscreen? |
1.2688 |
0.04409 |
160 |
126 |
25 |
9 |
1066 |
I’m thinking a movie tonight? |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
1067 |
I told you that sunscreen had too much oil in it! |
1.2687 |
0.03437 |
227 |
174 |
45 |
8 |
1068 |
No, I DON'T have any butter, you Monster! |
1.2687 |
0.04873 |
134 |
106 |
20 |
8 |
1069 |
I told them I was just corn but they keep calling me pop. |
1.2686 |
0.04226 |
175 |
138 |
27 |
10 |
1070 |
I thought you were going to bring the sunscreen. |
1.2683 |
0.04333 |
164 |
129 |
26 |
9 |
1071 |
Did you fart!?! |
1.2683 |
0.04333 |
164 |
129 |
26 |
9 |
1072 |
Move to Canada, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. |
1.2683 |
0.04157 |
164 |
127 |
30 |
7 |
1073 |
If it wasn’t me, it must be you. |
1.2682 |
0.04083 |
179 |
140 |
30 |
9 |
1074 |
At least you could say, excuse me. |
1.2681 |
0.04990 |
138 |
111 |
17 |
10 |
1075 |
What, you never heard of a hot flash? |
1.2680 |
0.04637 |
153 |
122 |
21 |
10 |
1076 |
For cryin' out loud! It isn't THAT hot! |
1.2680 |
0.04729 |
153 |
123 |
19 |
11 |
1077 |
The next bus is to the movie theater. Don't get on it. |
1.2678 |
0.03947 |
183 |
142 |
33 |
8 |
1078 |
Wanna pop over to somewhere with air conditioning? |
1.2678 |
0.03792 |
183 |
140 |
37 |
6 |
1079 |
Still not as bad as Cancun last summer |
1.2676 |
0.04230 |
142 |
108 |
30 |
4 |
1080 |
Of course I love being a father, but wish you wouldn't pop them out every day. |
1.2676 |
0.04679 |
142 |
112 |
22 |
8 |
1081 |
I think I'm having a hot flash. |
1.2676 |
0.04784 |
142 |
113 |
20 |
9 |
1082 |
Stop farting Albert. |
1.2675 |
0.04729 |
157 |
127 |
18 |
12 |
1083 |
I don’t know, it sounded like gunshots to me. |
1.2672 |
0.05659 |
116 |
95 |
11 |
10 |
1084 |
I still think it's a myth. |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1085 |
I’m sorry I got heated up.” |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
1086 |
Really? You couldn't wait until we got home to start popping off? |
1.2671 |
0.04015 |
161 |
123 |
33 |
5 |
1087 |
Wait, where’d your brother go? |
1.2671 |
0.04384 |
161 |
127 |
25 |
9 |
1088 |
Global warming , we don’t have a chance. |
1.2667 |
0.04395 |
165 |
131 |
24 |
10 |
1089 |
I told you the desert was hot this time of year.
But oh, no, you wanted to see the cacti. |
1.2667 |
0.04300 |
150 |
116 |
28 |
6 |
1090 |
I'll bite: how hot is it? |
1.2667 |
0.04640 |
165 |
134 |
18 |
13 |
1091 |
It's 104 in the shade so I'm staying out of the shade. |
1.2667 |
0.04300 |
150 |
116 |
28 |
6 |
1092 |
Carol, what was the SPF on that butter you gave me? |
1.2663 |
0.04149 |
184 |
146 |
27 |
11 |
1093 |
Is it just me or is it hot out here? |
1.2663 |
0.04402 |
169 |
135 |
23 |
11 |
1094 |
It is easier to hide sweat |
1.2662 |
0.04423 |
154 |
121 |
25 |
8 |
1095 |
My eczema gets really bad this time of year. |
1.2662 |
0.04423 |
154 |
121 |
25 |
8 |
1096 |
I guess global warming is real. |
1.2662 |
0.04281 |
139 |
106 |
29 |
4 |
1097 |
Come on Pop, you can do it! |
1.2662 |
0.04518 |
139 |
108 |
25 |
6 |
1098 |
I miss the days when it was only hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. |
1.2661 |
0.04451 |
124 |
94 |
27 |
3 |
1099 |
I said sun tan oil not butter |
1.2660 |
0.03945 |
188 |
147 |
32 |
9 |
1100 |
We ran out of sunscreen so I used butter! |
1.2659 |
0.04251 |
173 |
137 |
26 |
10 |
1101 |
I told you global warming was real. |
1.2659 |
0.03922 |
173 |
133 |
34 |
6 |
1102 |
Are you sure the bus is going to arrive in time? |
1.2658 |
0.04527 |
158 |
126 |
22 |
10 |
1103 |
That's hot. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1104 |
Covering ourselves in butter just made thing worse. |
1.2656 |
0.03818 |
192 |
149 |
35 |
8 |
1105 |
Global warming just got real. |
1.2654 |
0.04271 |
162 |
127 |
27 |
8 |
1106 |
what? it's hot and I'm under a lot of pressure |
1.2654 |
0.04271 |
162 |
127 |
27 |
8 |
1107 |
See what happens when you get all hot and bothered? |
1.2654 |
0.04533 |
162 |
130 |
21 |
11 |
1108 |
They weren’t joking about the excessive heat warning |
1.2654 |
0.04447 |
162 |
129 |
23 |
10 |
1109 |
By noon we'll both be dead. |
1.2653 |
0.04662 |
147 |
117 |
21 |
9 |
1110 |
I think it was the beans. |
1.2653 |
0.04458 |
147 |
115 |
25 |
7 |
1111 |
I, uhh, I swear I don’t normally pop this quickly |
1.2653 |
0.04458 |
147 |
115 |
25 |
7 |
1112 |
Stay cool. My dad ended up an empty husk. |
1.2652 |
0.04912 |
132 |
105 |
19 |
8 |
1113 |
I always get a trim around the ear when things begin to heat up. |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1114 |
Do you hear a popping noise? |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1115 |
Aw shucks, I hate global warming… |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1116 |
I told you not to call me Pop! |
1.2651 |
0.04201 |
166 |
130 |
28 |
8 |
1117 |
I hardly see ourselves in those offspring of ours |
1.2651 |
0.04113 |
166 |
129 |
30 |
7 |
1118 |
I'm gonna pop you if you keep complaining. |
1.2649 |
0.04275 |
151 |
117 |
28 |
6 |
1119 |
Ya know. I think there’s a kernel of truth to this climate change thing. |
1.2649 |
0.04856 |
151 |
123 |
16 |
12 |
1120 |
Turns out going for a walk is just as dangerous as going to the movies. |
1.2647 |
0.04379 |
170 |
136 |
23 |
11 |
1121 |
Explain to me again why we moved to Texas? |
1.2647 |
0.03962 |
170 |
131 |
33 |
6 |
1122 |
So, how your Pop doing? |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1123 |
Visit Texas," you said. "It'll be fun," you said |
1.2647 |
0.04695 |
136 |
107 |
22 |
7 |
1124 |
I’ve been religious about my skincare routine and I still breakout in this heat. |
1.2647 |
0.04457 |
136 |
105 |
26 |
5 |
1125 |
SPF? I thought it only came in salted or unsalted. |
1.2646 |
0.04067 |
189 |
150 |
28 |
11 |
1126 |
What are you popping off about? |
1.2645 |
0.04584 |
155 |
124 |
21 |
10 |
1127 |
Just blowing off steam? |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
1128 |
Sorry for popping off back there. |
1.2645 |
0.04492 |
155 |
123 |
23 |
9 |
1129 |
I thought you were bringing the butter. |
1.2644 |
0.03902 |
174 |
134 |
34 |
6 |
1130 |
You are popping HOT! |
1.2643 |
0.04713 |
140 |
111 |
21 |
8 |
1131 |
It is a formal event you said…Wear your husk you said…. |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1132 |
I never wanna hear "What global warming?" from you again! |
1.2640 |
0.04086 |
178 |
140 |
29 |
9 |
1133 |
When the sun comes up things will really start to pop. |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
1134 |
My doctor says the popping in my ears is nothing to worry about |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
1135 |
Hey pop! Hot enough for you? |
1.2640 |
0.03749 |
197 |
153 |
36 |
8 |
1136 |
It's like a microwave at three and a half minutes at medium high, careful with the bag when opening out here. |
1.2636 |
0.05729 |
110 |
90 |
11 |
9 |
1137 |
I guess we overdressed |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1138 |
I can always tell when you get angry! |
1.2636 |
0.04607 |
129 |
100 |
24 |
5 |
1139 |
And I don’t care. |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1140 |
Well, look at us! We're surrounded by a bunch of 'pop-arazzi'! |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1141 |
It’s so hot you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1142 |
where’s butter when you need him? |
1.2635 |
0.04634 |
148 |
118 |
21 |
9 |
1143 |
Have I got an earful for you!!! |
1.2632 |
0.03941 |
171 |
132 |
33 |
6 |
1144 |
We’ll be hollowed out husks by the end of the day if this heat keeps up. |
1.2632 |
0.04640 |
133 |
104 |
23 |
6 |
1145 |
I'm sorry, you're just very attractive |
1.2628 |
0.04428 |
137 |
106 |
26 |
5 |
1146 |
It’s SO HOT out here, it’s making my ears Pop. |
1.2627 |
0.05167 |
118 |
94 |
17 |
7 |
1147 |
Dont you dare start again with those ' it's so hot '.. |
1.2625 |
0.04205 |
160 |
125 |
28 |
7 |
1148 |
I'm telling you, there is no empirical proof of climate change! |
1.2625 |
0.04476 |
160 |
128 |
22 |
10 |
1149 |
OK, I agree global warming is real. |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
1150 |
It's called 'cornupause.' Look it up. |
1.2621 |
0.04696 |
145 |
116 |
20 |
9 |
1151 |
Now do you believe global warming is real? |
1.2617 |
0.04405 |
149 |
117 |
25 |
7 |
1152 |
I knew the oil bath was a mistake. |
1.2617 |
0.04704 |
149 |
120 |
19 |
10 |
1153 |
Well, this is an awkward way to find out we're popcorn. |
1.2617 |
0.04799 |
149 |
121 |
17 |
11 |
1154 |
Did you hear Cornelius Husker talking about global warming? What a nut |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1155 |
Maybe next time you will listen when I tell you it's too hot!! |
1.2614 |
0.03864 |
176 |
136 |
34 |
6 |
1156 |
You should say, “Excuse me!” |
1.2612 |
0.05073 |
134 |
109 |
15 |
10 |
1157 |
Oh oh, premature popping. |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1158 |
Boy, do I miss Bob Mankoff. |
1.2609 |
0.04965 |
138 |
112 |
16 |
10 |
1159 |
Sorry,I had a burrito for lunch. |
1.2609 |
0.04203 |
184 |
148 |
24 |
12 |
1160 |
Would you mind rubbing some butter on my back? |
1.2609 |
0.04400 |
138 |
107 |
26 |
5 |
1161 |
Would you please cover your ear when you do that? |
1.2606 |
0.04459 |
165 |
133 |
21 |
11 |
1162 |
I think we took "pop it like it's hot" too literally. |
1.2606 |
0.04654 |
142 |
113 |
21 |
8 |
1163 |
Forgot your sunscreen? |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1164 |
I can tell it's going to be a hot one today. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1165 |
I told you there is Global Warming. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1166 |
You should have brought sunscreen instead of butter. |
1.2604 |
0.04219 |
169 |
134 |
26 |
9 |
1167 |
No ... it's definitely the heat. |
1.2604 |
0.04049 |
169 |
132 |
30 |
7 |
1168 |
I am gonna fully pop |
1.2603 |
0.04667 |
146 |
117 |
20 |
9 |
1169 |
If global warming gets any worse, we'll have to join a nudist colony! |
1.2600 |
0.04579 |
150 |
120 |
21 |
9 |
1170 |
‘ ‘fry an egg’ , my Tuchus |
1.2600 |
0.04061 |
150 |
115 |
31 |
4 |
1171 |
I told you we shouldn't have moved to Texas! |
1.2600 |
0.04480 |
150 |
119 |
23 |
8 |
1172 |
That's not funny, we're dying. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1173 |
Did you just feel your ear pop? |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1174 |
You're so hot, you make me pop. |
1.2597 |
0.04100 |
154 |
119 |
30 |
5 |
1175 |
I don't think it's the humidity. |
1.2595 |
0.04229 |
158 |
124 |
27 |
7 |
1176 |
I think my corn just broke. |
1.2593 |
0.04698 |
135 |
107 |
21 |
7 |
1177 |
Feels like an Air Popper out here today. |
1.2593 |
0.04513 |
162 |
131 |
20 |
11 |
1178 |
So much for too pooped to pop. |
1.2593 |
0.04513 |
162 |
131 |
20 |
11 |
1179 |
Please. Don’t try to butter me up. |
1.2593 |
0.04579 |
135 |
106 |
23 |
6 |
1180 |
Your mother is gonna give me an earful. |
1.2590 |
0.04933 |
139 |
113 |
16 |
10 |
1181 |
Long day, I’m popped. |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
1182 |
You can’t fart silently like the rest of the world? |
1.2588 |
0.04197 |
170 |
135 |
26 |
9 |
1183 |
Well, I thought it was sunscreen oil. |
1.2587 |
0.04517 |
143 |
113 |
23 |
7 |
1184 |
Just this morning I was high as an elephants eye! |
1.2587 |
0.04833 |
143 |
116 |
17 |
10 |
1185 |
This heat wave will really kill us |
1.2586 |
0.03882 |
174 |
135 |
33 |
6 |
1186 |
Just a little bit longer and we'll fit into our skinny jeans again. |
1.2585 |
0.04638 |
147 |
118 |
20 |
9 |
1187 |
That’s the last time we try a sauna |
1.2585 |
0.04638 |
147 |
118 |
20 |
9 |
1188 |
I told you butter makes a lousy sunscreen. |
1.2583 |
0.04454 |
151 |
120 |
23 |
8 |
1189 |
Do you pop end-to-end or all around the cob? |
1.2583 |
0.04552 |
151 |
121 |
21 |
9 |
1190 |
so you think you're hot stuff? |
1.2583 |
0.04353 |
151 |
119 |
25 |
7 |
1191 |
I feel like an ad for Global Warming. |
1.2583 |
0.04454 |
151 |
120 |
23 |
8 |
1192 |
No, I don't want to go to the movies. |
1.2583 |
0.04552 |
151 |
121 |
21 |
9 |
1193 |
You get so heated and start popping off at me for the littlest things! |
1.2581 |
0.04278 |
155 |
122 |
26 |
7 |
1194 |
We're not going to make it to the Theater. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1195 |
Sunscreen? It's on the shelf next to the Canola Oil, just like always. Why do you ask? |
1.2581 |
0.04653 |
155 |
126 |
18 |
11 |
1196 |
I can't believe neither of us remembered the snacks. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1197 |
Got salt and butter? |
1.2578 |
0.04866 |
128 |
102 |
19 |
7 |
1198 |
And as for the global warming conspiracy, I tell you: Al Gore, Dr. Fauci, and Orville Redenbacher are all part of the same cabal. |
1.2576 |
0.04884 |
132 |
106 |
18 |
8 |
1199 |
You can tell me, I'm all ear! |
1.2574 |
0.04895 |
136 |
110 |
17 |
9 |
1200 |
I hate when my ear pops. |
1.2574 |
0.04428 |
136 |
106 |
25 |
5 |
1201 |
You start squirting butter and this date is over." |
1.2573 |
0.04257 |
171 |
137 |
24 |
10 |
1202 |
I knew I should have had that vasectomy. |
1.2573 |
0.04092 |
171 |
135 |
28 |
8 |
1203 |
Sorry! I mixed up the sunscreen for butter. |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
1204 |
I was in the military also. I achieved the rank of kernel . |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
1205 |
I think it might be time to cool our relationship. |
1.2571 |
0.04189 |
175 |
140 |
25 |
10 |
1206 |
I think my shoulder just popped |
1.2571 |
0.04225 |
140 |
108 |
28 |
4 |
1207 |
It’s all a bunch of hype. But just in case, we’re moving to Alaska. |
1.2569 |
0.04802 |
144 |
117 |
17 |
10 |
1208 |
Wanna hear a corny joke? |
1.2568 |
0.04301 |
148 |
116 |
26 |
6 |
1209 |
Damn girl, pop off. |
1.2568 |
0.04610 |
148 |
119 |
20 |
9 |
1210 |
You just can’t control yourself until you get to the movie theater, can you? |
1.2566 |
0.05448 |
113 |
92 |
13 |
8 |
1211 |
Climate change, Son. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1212 |
This Texas heat wave is getting out of hand! |
1.2564 |
0.04054 |
156 |
121 |
30 |
5 |
1213 |
Sunscreen! You fool. That was butter! |
1.2564 |
0.05450 |
117 |
96 |
12 |
9 |
1214 |
How corny can you get? |
1.2564 |
0.05313 |
117 |
95 |
14 |
8 |
1215 |
I knew this would happen. It's Climate Change! |
1.2564 |
0.04403 |
117 |
89 |
26 |
2 |
1216 |
Suddenly I'm craving Raisinets. |
1.2564 |
0.04349 |
156 |
124 |
24 |
8 |
1217 |
These sunny days always make my ears pop. |
1.2563 |
0.04455 |
160 |
129 |
21 |
10 |
1218 |
I hate it when the change in pressure makes our ears pop. |
1.2563 |
0.04628 |
160 |
131 |
17 |
12 |
1219 |
Make sure we don’t stay out longer than 3 minutes today. |
1.2563 |
0.04087 |
160 |
125 |
29 |
6 |
1220 |
Always popping off! What's the deal with you? |
1.2562 |
0.04625 |
121 |
94 |
23 |
4 |
1221 |
This why I said SPF 30 wouldn’t be enough |
1.2561 |
0.04114 |
164 |
129 |
28 |
7 |
1222 |
We should only go out at night. |
1.2561 |
0.04114 |
164 |
129 |
28 |
7 |
1223 |
This hot air popping is way too woke. |
1.2561 |
0.04114 |
164 |
129 |
28 |
7 |
1224 |
This is why I wanted to move to Canada. It’s not just the healthcare. |
1.2560 |
0.05068 |
125 |
101 |
16 |
8 |
1225 |
I knew we needed sunscreen. |
1.2560 |
0.03869 |
168 |
130 |
33 |
5 |
1226 |
You used suntan oil instead of sunscreen again, didn’t you? |
1.2560 |
0.04221 |
168 |
134 |
25 |
9 |
1227 |
Premature Popping |
1.2558 |
0.05077 |
129 |
105 |
15 |
9 |
1228 |
Mom doesn't embarrass me like you do, Pop. |
1.2558 |
0.04832 |
129 |
103 |
19 |
7 |
1229 |
PREMATURE POP-ULATION"... lol.. |
1.2558 |
0.04575 |
129 |
101 |
23 |
5 |
1230 |
Ready for a POPPIN good time |
1.2556 |
0.04851 |
133 |
107 |
18 |
8 |
1231 |
This is embarrassing |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1232 |
I should’ve picked a butter with a higher SPF. |
1.2556 |
0.05080 |
133 |
109 |
14 |
10 |
1233 |
Don't deny it. I saw what you had for lunch. I know all of these pops are coming from you... |
1.2555 |
0.04520 |
137 |
108 |
23 |
6 |
1234 |
I wasn't expecting you to pop the question! |
1.2553 |
0.04318 |
141 |
110 |
26 |
5 |
1235 |
Maybe we should skip the movie. |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
1236 |
If it's any consolation, there are always some kernels that don't pop. |
1.2552 |
0.04773 |
145 |
118 |
17 |
10 |
1237 |
Fresh corn on the curb. Come and get it! |
1.2550 |
0.04380 |
149 |
118 |
24 |
7 |
1238 |
This heat will be the death of me. |
1.2550 |
0.04680 |
149 |
121 |
18 |
10 |
1239 |
I thought you said global warming wouldn’t affect us!? |
1.2550 |
0.04680 |
149 |
121 |
18 |
10 |
1240 |
When they said ‘pop off queen’, I’m not sure that this is what they meant |
1.2547 |
0.05372 |
106 |
85 |
15 |
6 |
1241 |
The fart sound just adds insult to injury. |
1.2545 |
0.04092 |
165 |
130 |
28 |
7 |
1242 |
What do you think? Are all of these terribly drawn objects supposed to be falling clouds, popcorn, or cotton balls ? |
1.2545 |
0.05236 |
110 |
88 |
16 |
6 |
1243 |
Don't flatter yourself. |
1.2544 |
0.04028 |
169 |
133 |
29 |
7 |
1244 |
They're leaving us already. |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1245 |
Global warming is wreaking havoc with my figure |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1246 |
If it can fry an egg, it can jolly well pop our kernels. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1247 |
which of your fireworks are heirloom or GMO |
1.2544 |
0.05404 |
114 |
93 |
13 |
8 |
1248 |
Keep it in your husk. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1249 |
I find this heat explosive! |
1.2542 |
0.04146 |
177 |
142 |
25 |
10 |
1250 |
Are you hot or is it just me? |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1251 |
Boy. we've had hot summers before,but this ............. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1252 |
Let me guess -- another of your crash diets? |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1253 |
If this heatwave keeps up we’re going to be arrested for indecent exposure. |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1254 |
The "heat dome" is on High for 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
1255 |
I guess you couldn't wait until we got to the theater. |
1.2537 |
0.04579 |
134 |
106 |
22 |
6 |
1256 |
Still think moving to Arizona was the move? |
1.2536 |
0.04720 |
138 |
111 |
19 |
8 |
1257 |
We will be finished in a jiffy! |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
1258 |
You sound a little husky. |
1.2536 |
0.04371 |
138 |
108 |
25 |
5 |
1259 |
Corny!"
"H-How DARE you!"
"I was talking about the finalist choices for the most recent caption contest."
"Maybe someone sent in a chain letter telling the judges if they don't vote for them it means they have small penises or spiky hair gelled V's |
1.2535 |
0.05041 |
142 |
118 |
12 |
12 |
1260 |
I can never wear butter in summer. |
1.2535 |
0.04627 |
142 |
114 |
20 |
8 |
1261 |
I'm going back for the sunscreen. |
1.2534 |
0.04326 |
146 |
115 |
25 |
6 |
1262 |
Stop denying the science. It's not the humidity. It's the heat! |
1.2534 |
0.04434 |
146 |
116 |
23 |
7 |
1263 |
Bus shelters, bus schmelters, you said. |
1.2534 |
0.04434 |
146 |
116 |
23 |
7 |
1264 |
I’m telling you Helen, no more kids! |
1.2533 |
0.04354 |
150 |
119 |
24 |
7 |
1265 |
Are you popping? |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1266 |
A hot one, eh Bob? Bob? |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1267 |
I read somewhere that after 3 1/2 minutes,we start to burn! But at least it was a good 3 1/2 minutes. |
1.2532 |
0.04278 |
154 |
122 |
25 |
7 |
1268 |
I have one stuck in my tooth. |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
1269 |
Pop art? You’re fooling yourself—this is cornography! |
1.2531 |
0.04492 |
162 |
132 |
19 |
11 |
1270 |
I love how you just pop!!! |
1.2530 |
0.04159 |
166 |
132 |
26 |
8 |
1271 |
What's the problem, too pooped to pop? |
1.2529 |
0.04177 |
170 |
136 |
25 |
9 |
1272 |
It doesn’t matter if it’s the heat or the humidity! |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1273 |
Check this off the bucket list. |
1.2522 |
0.04596 |
115 |
89 |
23 |
3 |
1274 |
I dunno, they don’t look like sheep! |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1275 |
I told you not to bring the kids |
1.2520 |
0.04996 |
127 |
103 |
16 |
8 |
1276 |
At least they'll drop all that business about frying eggs on the sidewalk. |
1.2519 |
0.04766 |
131 |
105 |
19 |
7 |
1277 |
Is that gunfire? |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1278 |
I'm sweating my ass off. |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
1279 |
I don't think Snap and Crackle are coming. |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
1280 |
Honestly Gladys. You are not aging well. |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
1281 |
I wish you would quit popping off like that! |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1282 |
Next time, remind me to put on more sunscreen |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1283 |
I'm still not buyin' this whole "global warming" thing. |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
1284 |
Orville Redenbacher? You are completely right, Allen. The streets are a maize of bedlam. He will finally lock them all up and put them in a bag somewhere. We deserve some peace and hominy. |
1.2517 |
0.04379 |
143 |
113 |
24 |
6 |
1285 |
So this is our new weight loss program?! |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
1286 |
Climate change will be the end of us! |
1.2517 |
0.04078 |
147 |
114 |
29 |
4 |
1287 |
I use butter as sunscreen and believe me, it makes the difference. |
1.2516 |
0.04154 |
155 |
122 |
27 |
6 |
1288 |
I told you beans gave me gas! |
1.2516 |
0.04154 |
155 |
122 |
27 |
6 |
1289 |
You're popping on me again. |
1.2516 |
0.04254 |
155 |
123 |
25 |
7 |
1290 |
They lied. That butter did not have UV protection. |
1.2515 |
0.04472 |
167 |
137 |
18 |
12 |
1291 |
he said “hot enough to fry an egg.” he didn’t say anything about popping corn! |
1.2515 |
0.04223 |
167 |
134 |
24 |
9 |
1292 |
I told you we needed sunscreen. |
1.2515 |
0.04155 |
171 |
137 |
25 |
9 |
1293 |
I read somewhere that once you get up to SPF40, all butter is basically the same |
1.2515 |
0.03986 |
171 |
135 |
29 |
7 |
1294 |
Am I salty? No, I'm not salty. Why would I be salty? |
1.2500 |
0.04734 |
132 |
106 |
19 |
7 |
1295 |
Someone farted. |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
140 |
113 |
19 |
8 |
1296 |
Looks like Fred got overheated. |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1297 |
One more crack about forgetting the sunscreen and I'll pop YOU! |
1.2500 |
0.04972 |
132 |
108 |
15 |
9 |
1298 |
You're the one who wanted to move to Arizona |
1.2500 |
0.04734 |
132 |
106 |
19 |
7 |
1299 |
I told you to use sunscreen! |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1300 |
I'm totally losing it in this heat! |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
1301 |
Yea it's hot! What's your point? |
1.2500 |
0.04501 |
152 |
123 |
20 |
9 |
1302 |
Hot enough for you, Orville? |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
1303 |
Nice talking to you, Lt. Kernel, but it's time for me to pop off. |
1.2500 |
0.04442 |
164 |
134 |
19 |
11 |
1304 |
My ears are popping, are yours? |
1.2500 |
0.05326 |
120 |
99 |
12 |
9 |
1305 |
So much for being too pooped to pop. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1306 |
I told him to stay hydrated!! |
1.2500 |
0.04239 |
144 |
113 |
26 |
5 |
1307 |
Damned menopause. |
1.2500 |
0.04123 |
144 |
112 |
28 |
4 |
1308 |
Dad, calling you pop was not a request. |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
124 |
97 |
23 |
4 |
1309 |
So you think global warming is still a conspiracy Don? |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1310 |
My pop's bigger than your pop. |
1.2500 |
0.05601 |
108 |
89 |
11 |
8 |
1311 |
This summer is popping out all over! |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1312 |
Look on the bright side, we could be eggs... |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
148 |
119 |
21 |
8 |
1313 |
Must be the elevation. My ears keep popping. |
1.2500 |
0.04835 |
128 |
103 |
18 |
7 |
1314 |
Aw shucks, I popped the question too soon. |
1.2500 |
0.04316 |
140 |
110 |
25 |
5 |
1315 |
Talk about corny jokes. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1316 |
This turned out to be a hot date |
1.2500 |
0.04570 |
144 |
116 |
20 |
8 |
1317 |
I told you it's not like the 80's anymore. You can't go out in the sun covered in butter or you'll pop! |
1.2500 |
0.04096 |
152 |
119 |
28 |
5 |
1318 |
I hear those popping sounds again. We need to get our ears checked. |
1.2500 |
0.04462 |
144 |
115 |
22 |
7 |
1319 |
At this rate, we'll end up toast |
1.2500 |
0.04295 |
172 |
140 |
21 |
11 |
1320 |
I told you that liquid butter was not sunscreen |
1.2500 |
0.04130 |
156 |
123 |
27 |
6 |
1321 |
I guess this climate change thing is really starting to pop off. |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1322 |
Damn it, Carl! This is why I said we shouldn’t use suntan oil. |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
1323 |
Did that guy handing out vegetable oil sunscreen look a little iffy to you? |
1.2486 |
0.04127 |
177 |
143 |
24 |
10 |
1324 |
No, the worst is the kid who lost his two front teeth. |
1.2485 |
0.04093 |
169 |
135 |
26 |
8 |
1325 |
These hot flashes are so annoying! |
1.2485 |
0.03978 |
165 |
130 |
29 |
6 |
1326 |
Poor Larry. He mixed up the sunscreen with butter. |
1.2484 |
0.04205 |
157 |
125 |
25 |
7 |
1327 |
Don't worry, you say! It's not hot out, you say! |
1.2484 |
0.04301 |
157 |
126 |
23 |
8 |
1328 |
I can`t remember it ever being this hot before ! " |
1.2484 |
0.04176 |
153 |
121 |
26 |
6 |
1329 |
Yeah yeah yeah… it’s funny now. But when you hit 35 you’ll see! It’ll happen to you! |
1.2484 |
0.04278 |
153 |
122 |
24 |
7 |
1330 |
Warm enough for you, Pop? |
1.2483 |
0.04030 |
149 |
116 |
29 |
4 |
1331 |
If that bus doesn't get here, we won't make a dime at the movies. |
1.2483 |
0.04457 |
149 |
120 |
21 |
8 |
1332 |
You make me hot! |
1.2483 |
0.03916 |
149 |
115 |
31 |
3 |
1333 |
Don't worry. People shed 400,000 skin cells a day. |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
1334 |
Where’s our ride? I’m sweating kernels over here! |
1.2483 |
0.04558 |
149 |
121 |
19 |
9 |
1335 |
We're now vulnerable to a salt and buttery. |
1.2483 |
0.04646 |
145 |
118 |
18 |
9 |
1336 |
I wish the grandkids would stop calling me Pop-Pop. |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
1337 |
I know, I know. The anger management classes just aren’t working. |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
1338 |
Did you put lotion on? |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
1339 |
Pop off. |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
1340 |
No, I didn't bring salt and butter. |
1.2482 |
0.04369 |
137 |
108 |
24 |
5 |
1341 |
It's just a change in the air pressure. Try to yawn. |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1342 |
You’re making a scene |
1.2482 |
0.04244 |
137 |
107 |
26 |
4 |
1343 |
It's no use. Whatever I say will seem corny to you. |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1344 |
So much for sunscreen. |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
1345 |
Just chill! |
1.2481 |
0.04579 |
133 |
106 |
21 |
6 |
1346 |
Ask me, ‘Hot enough for ya?’ at your own peril. |
1.2481 |
0.04189 |
133 |
103 |
27 |
3 |
1347 |
I can't believe they won't let us work from home today. |
1.2481 |
0.04453 |
133 |
105 |
23 |
5 |
1348 |
I told you a walk around the block is the best way to lose weight |
1.2481 |
0.04542 |
129 |
102 |
22 |
5 |
1349 |
If I wait here any longer, my face is going to pop off! |
1.2480 |
0.04495 |
125 |
98 |
23 |
4 |
1350 |
I told you this would happen, but noooo, you had to get your steps in. |
1.2480 |
0.04495 |
125 |
98 |
23 |
4 |
1351 |
What's up, old cob? Too pooped to pop? |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1352 |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, but I'm all ear. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1353 |
Your hot flashes are getting out of control,Mable. |
1.2477 |
0.05554 |
109 |
90 |
11 |
8 |
1354 |
What am I going to do? I'm going to find some shade, that's what I'm going to do. |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1355 |
Candy Corn never have to deal with this shit. |
1.2476 |
0.05544 |
105 |
86 |
12 |
7 |
1356 |
We probably shouldn’t have shucked. |
1.2471 |
0.04091 |
174 |
140 |
25 |
9 |
1357 |
The bus isn't going to stop if you keep popping off like that |
1.2471 |
0.04239 |
170 |
138 |
22 |
10 |
1358 |
This feels like a snack attack. |
1.2470 |
0.04137 |
166 |
133 |
25 |
8 |
1359 |
It’s the heat not my anxiety. |
1.2470 |
0.04048 |
166 |
132 |
27 |
7 |
1360 |
I wish I had my umbrella", said Mary popping |
1.2469 |
0.04205 |
162 |
130 |
24 |
8 |
1361 |
Buddy I'm getting tired of your corny remarks. A few more and I may pop. |
1.2466 |
0.04407 |
146 |
117 |
22 |
7 |
1362 |
Stop it, June! You're busting out all over! |
1.2466 |
0.04407 |
146 |
117 |
22 |
7 |
1363 |
I knew it was a mistake to put on vegetable oil instead of sunscreen. |
1.2466 |
0.04188 |
146 |
115 |
26 |
5 |
1364 |
Suddenly it was shuckingly obvious that the weather forecast wasn't wrong. |
1.2466 |
0.04513 |
146 |
118 |
20 |
8 |
1365 |
We really shouldn't have eaten all those peppers. |
1.2465 |
0.04708 |
142 |
116 |
17 |
9 |
1366 |
This global warming is getting out of hand. |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
1367 |
So how high is an elephant's eye? |
1.2465 |
0.04600 |
142 |
115 |
19 |
8 |
1368 |
Hang in there, sundown is only 30 minutes away. |
1.2465 |
0.03895 |
142 |
109 |
31 |
2 |
1369 |
I miss my tassels. |
1.2465 |
0.04143 |
142 |
111 |
27 |
4 |
1370 |
I’ve done my research. I don’t want you to think I’m just popping off |
1.2465 |
0.04378 |
142 |
113 |
23 |
6 |
1371 |
It's cannibalism and you know it |
1.2465 |
0.04600 |
142 |
115 |
19 |
8 |
1372 |
Okayyyyyy, sunbathing is really a bad idea. |
1.2465 |
0.04378 |
142 |
113 |
23 |
6 |
1373 |
I plan to be a pop star by noon. |
1.2464 |
0.04578 |
138 |
111 |
20 |
7 |
1374 |
It looks like a dead heat. |
1.2464 |
0.04341 |
138 |
109 |
24 |
5 |
1375 |
Ya know it’s gonna be a hot one when you pop out the door in the morning. |
1.2464 |
0.04692 |
138 |
112 |
18 |
8 |
1376 |
I knew there was something wrong with that butter-based sunscreen. |
1.2463 |
0.04295 |
134 |
105 |
25 |
4 |
1377 |
And you said butter makes a good sun screen. |
1.2463 |
0.04670 |
134 |
108 |
19 |
7 |
1378 |
I'm not your father! Quit calling me, "Pop"! |
1.2462 |
0.04095 |
130 |
100 |
28 |
2 |
1379 |
I’m telling you, these trending weight loss methods have gotten pretty extreme- |
1.2462 |
0.04641 |
130 |
104 |
20 |
6 |
1380 |
I don’t know why you’re always popping off at me when all I try to do is butter you up. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1381 |
Oops! Forgot the sunscreen! |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1382 |
Hey Buddy, just cool it! |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1383 |
Hot flash? I’m at that age, too. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1384 |
Well, at least it is a dry heat. |
1.2456 |
0.05222 |
114 |
93 |
14 |
7 |
1385 |
Do you feel like a snack? |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1386 |
Yeah, yeah, I can tell and it's it's a bit embarrassing. |
1.2456 |
0.04050 |
171 |
137 |
26 |
8 |
1387 |
I think I'm ovulating. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1388 |
It's too far to walk. Let's call a cob." |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1389 |
Excuse my popping. It’s the climate change. |
1.2453 |
0.04061 |
159 |
126 |
27 |
6 |
1390 |
It’s called premature-population. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1391 |
I hate to spend summer in the city |
1.2453 |
0.04436 |
159 |
130 |
19 |
10 |
1392 |
It's hot enough to pop your corn on the sidewalk |
1.2452 |
0.04229 |
155 |
124 |
24 |
7 |
1393 |
Marv, I still say that sunscreen smelled like butter. |
1.2452 |
0.04229 |
155 |
124 |
24 |
7 |
1394 |
I said sunscreen, not butter. |
1.2452 |
0.04128 |
155 |
123 |
26 |
6 |
1395 |
Did you put on some butter? |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
1396 |
I don't do well in this heat. |
1.2450 |
0.04092 |
151 |
119 |
27 |
5 |
1397 |
Sorry, I’m just too pooped to pop |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
1398 |
Okay, let's go to a movie theater |
1.2449 |
0.03932 |
147 |
114 |
30 |
3 |
1399 |
We need to send another big donation to Greta Thunberg. |
1.2449 |
0.04162 |
147 |
116 |
26 |
5 |
1400 |
Do you think Rogaine might work? |
1.2449 |
0.06164 |
98 |
83 |
6 |
9 |
1401 |
I feel that global warming is catching up with us. |
1.2448 |
0.04571 |
143 |
116 |
19 |
8 |
1402 |
Why can't we just sweat like most folks when we get hot? |
1.2448 |
0.04462 |
143 |
115 |
21 |
7 |
1403 |
I don’t have time for your drama today, Harold. |
1.2448 |
0.04351 |
143 |
114 |
23 |
6 |
1404 |
Just try to last longer next time. |
1.2446 |
0.04432 |
139 |
111 |
22 |
6 |
1405 |
At least they can't turn us into syrup anymore |
1.2446 |
0.04662 |
139 |
113 |
18 |
8 |
1406 |
There’s not a kernel of truth to what you’re saying. |
1.2446 |
0.04772 |
139 |
114 |
16 |
9 |
1407 |
Gonna be honest, Snap and Crackle taking the first Uber was kind of a d*ck move. |
1.2446 |
0.04662 |
139 |
113 |
18 |
8 |
1408 |
If you hadn't put the tanning oil on, this never would have happened. |
1.2446 |
0.03853 |
184 |
147 |
29 |
8 |
1409 |
We should start a pop-up." |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1410 |
So that’s why you were buttering me up. |
1.2444 |
0.04267 |
135 |
106 |
25 |
4 |
1411 |
Are you stalking me? |
1.2444 |
0.04267 |
135 |
106 |
25 |
4 |
1412 |
What do you think happens when we pop? |
1.2444 |
0.04639 |
135 |
109 |
19 |
7 |
1413 |
I should stop popping off about politics! |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1414 |
Can't you wait until we're at the movie theater? |
1.2443 |
0.03801 |
176 |
139 |
31 |
6 |
1415 |
This global warming is killing me. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1416 |
I hope those climate change scientists are working quickly! |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1417 |
Yeesh, this climate change thing sort of gives “Hot-air popped popcorn” a whole new meaning! |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1418 |
Still think the bus is cheaper? |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1419 |
I told you - sunscreen is not a cure for global warming. |
1.2442 |
0.03944 |
172 |
137 |
28 |
7 |
1420 |
And you wanna deny climate change? |
1.2442 |
0.04029 |
172 |
138 |
26 |
8 |
1421 |
I think it's gonna be a hot one today. |
1.2441 |
0.04964 |
127 |
104 |
15 |
8 |
1422 |
This heat be poppin |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1423 |
So, butter is not so bad for us? |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
1424 |
Sorry, I couldn’t hold it any longer. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1425 |
It was bad enough when my tassels dried out, but this… |
1.2437 |
0.04135 |
160 |
128 |
25 |
7 |
1426 |
I told you we should have worn at least SPF50. |
1.2437 |
0.05333 |
119 |
99 |
11 |
9 |
1427 |
I don't think we can deny global warming now. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1428 |
I swear to God, Karl - if you whip out your garlic powder, I'm leaving. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1429 |
I told you to get "Hoppin" NOT "Poppin'". |
1.2434 |
0.04277 |
152 |
122 |
23 |
7 |
1430 |
Did I tell you my pop was a kernel? |
1.2432 |
0.05462 |
111 |
92 |
11 |
8 |
1431 |
Cracking corn is not PC, Jimmy. |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1432 |
Picking at it only makes it worse. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1433 |
You bought the discount sunscreen again, didn't you? |
1.2431 |
0.04210 |
144 |
114 |
25 |
5 |
1434 |
So what's the latest? I'm all ears. |
1.2431 |
0.04434 |
144 |
116 |
21 |
7 |
1435 |
Don’t blow your pop. |
1.2429 |
0.04286 |
140 |
111 |
24 |
5 |
1436 |
Still not convinced climate change is real? |
1.2429 |
0.04848 |
140 |
116 |
14 |
10 |
1437 |
It’s not that hot, quit popping. |
1.2429 |
0.04519 |
140 |
113 |
20 |
7 |
1438 |
Dammit. Repeat after me: sunscreen AFTER husking. |
1.2429 |
0.04741 |
140 |
115 |
16 |
9 |
1439 |
I bet you could fry an egg on this sidewalk! |
1.2426 |
0.04608 |
136 |
110 |
19 |
7 |
1440 |
Ok, you were right. We should have taken the Alaskan cruise. |
1.2426 |
0.04608 |
136 |
110 |
19 |
7 |
1441 |
Would ya please stop poppin’ off ! |
1.2426 |
0.04489 |
136 |
109 |
21 |
6 |
1442 |
just don't let the kids see this! |
1.2424 |
0.03859 |
165 |
130 |
30 |
5 |
1443 |
I told you that sunscreen would not work! |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
1444 |
You never wait for me. |
1.2424 |
0.04578 |
132 |
106 |
20 |
6 |
1445 |
Global buttering is not the solution you idiot. |
1.2424 |
0.04824 |
132 |
108 |
16 |
8 |
1446 |
Sorry. I’m having a hot flash. |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
1447 |
You need anger management training. You are always popping off. |
1.2424 |
0.04824 |
132 |
108 |
16 |
8 |
1448 |
I told you not to put suntan oil on. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1449 |
We needs to get out of this sun before we die! |
1.2424 |
0.04824 |
132 |
108 |
16 |
8 |
1450 |
OK, how hot is it? |
1.2422 |
0.04112 |
161 |
129 |
25 |
7 |
1451 |
I say, going through popcorn puberty is hell! |
1.2422 |
0.04016 |
161 |
128 |
27 |
6 |
1452 |
So now I get the whole "air fryer" thing. |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1453 |
I've got popcorn coming out of my ears. |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
1454 |
Who farted? |
1.2420 |
0.04371 |
157 |
128 |
20 |
9 |
1455 |
Cool down — you're all over the place. |
1.2420 |
0.04082 |
157 |
125 |
26 |
6 |
1456 |
Not another hot 🥵 flash! |
1.2420 |
0.04180 |
157 |
126 |
24 |
7 |
1457 |
I told you to put on your sunscreen! |
1.2419 |
0.04633 |
124 |
99 |
20 |
5 |
1458 |
We should have participated more fully in climate change protests. |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
1459 |
Are you feeling nervous or is it just the heat? |
1.2418 |
0.03712 |
153 |
118 |
33 |
2 |
1460 |
NOW do you believe me when I tell you that the Redenbachers secretly supported climate change deniers for their own nefarious gains!? |
1.2418 |
0.04546 |
153 |
126 |
17 |
10 |
1461 |
This is just corny. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1462 |
I’ll do the talking, you’re all ears.” |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1463 |
It's been nice hanging with you. See you in the next life. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1464 |
Still think climate change is a myth, Bob? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1465 |
You know for an ear, you’re not a very good listener |
1.2417 |
0.05158 |
120 |
99 |
13 |
8 |
1466 |
No, I certainly don't think salt will help. |
1.2416 |
0.04222 |
149 |
119 |
24 |
6 |
1467 |
When we were young, we called it ‘fluffing,” but our age let’s just call a fart a fart. |
1.2416 |
0.04631 |
149 |
123 |
16 |
10 |
1468 |
It's not the heat, it's the butter. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1469 |
And they say global warming is a hoax |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1470 |
That sun is so hot I think my balls just popped off! |
1.2414 |
0.04822 |
145 |
121 |
13 |
11 |
1471 |
They told us this couldn't happen to us because we are genetically engineered. |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
1472 |
My doctor recommended SPF 30 |
1.2411 |
0.04259 |
141 |
112 |
24 |
5 |
1473 |
You think it’ll give away that we’re corn? |
1.2411 |
0.05267 |
112 |
92 |
13 |
7 |
1474 |
I hope when the bus gets here, the air conditioning is working. |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1475 |
Once you pop, you can't stop. |
1.2410 |
0.03839 |
166 |
131 |
30 |
5 |
1476 |
Elevation is so high it's making my ears pop. |
1.2410 |
0.04202 |
166 |
135 |
22 |
9 |
1477 |
No, for the last time, I don't have any butter |
1.2409 |
0.04578 |
137 |
111 |
19 |
7 |
1478 |
Gladys, I told you we need to get up earlier to go for our morning walk! |
1.2409 |
0.04212 |
137 |
108 |
25 |
4 |
1479 |
Remove your husk you'll be cool". Any other bright ideas |
1.2409 |
0.04694 |
137 |
112 |
17 |
8 |
1480 |
I like all genres of music but my personal favorite is pop |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1481 |
You think we got it bad,you should see what happened to Butterman! |
1.2407 |
0.05561 |
108 |
90 |
10 |
8 |
1482 |
Don’t worry, Shucker Carlson says it’s just a warming phase |
1.2407 |
0.05561 |
108 |
90 |
10 |
8 |
1483 |
Menopause sucks. |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
1484 |
This global warming thing is not fun! |
1.2406 |
0.04791 |
133 |
109 |
16 |
8 |
1485 |
I've had it up to ear with your corny jokes. |
1.2406 |
0.04671 |
133 |
108 |
18 |
7 |
1486 |
If I can see it, they can smell it. |
1.2405 |
0.04157 |
158 |
127 |
24 |
7 |
1487 |
Dammit Woodrow, that pops my corn. |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1488 |
I feel the heat, the heat between you and me. |
1.2403 |
0.04769 |
129 |
105 |
17 |
7 |
1489 |
OK, so maybe there's a kernel of truth about global warming. |
1.2403 |
0.04769 |
129 |
105 |
17 |
7 |
1490 |
In this heat, I’ll be a cob by the time I get to the office. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1491 |
Premature cob pop can be humiliating.
Ask your family doctor. |
1.2403 |
0.04894 |
129 |
106 |
15 |
8 |
1492 |
You'll never make me go to the Burning Man again |
1.2403 |
0.05016 |
129 |
107 |
13 |
9 |
1493 |
So much for "never let 'em see you sweat." |
1.2403 |
0.04228 |
154 |
124 |
23 |
7 |
1494 |
I did local theater, movie houses. All now gone to streaming. |
1.2403 |
0.04519 |
154 |
127 |
17 |
10 |
1495 |
Oklahoma or bust |
1.2403 |
0.04792 |
154 |
130 |
11 |
13 |
1496 |
You should see the egg right now. |
1.2400 |
0.04873 |
125 |
102 |
16 |
7 |
1497 |
Don’t |
1.2400 |
0.04302 |
150 |
121 |
22 |
7 |
1498 |
Next time, let's make it just the two of us |
1.2397 |
0.04271 |
146 |
117 |
23 |
6 |
1499 |
We’re now the “canaries in the coal mine” for global warming. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1500 |
The next generation doesn't stand a chance. |
1.2397 |
0.05252 |
121 |
101 |
11 |
9 |
1501 |
Yes, for the 50th time, I know how hot it is. |
1.2393 |
0.04485 |
117 |
92 |
22 |
3 |
1502 |
It's 8AM and hot enough to pop kernels. At this rate, we'll all be cobs long before Halloween |
1.2390 |
0.03833 |
159 |
125 |
30 |
4 |
1503 |
This global warming is tough, am I right? |
1.2390 |
0.04322 |
159 |
130 |
20 |
9 |
1504 |
You have a very husky voice! |
1.2389 |
0.05374 |
113 |
94 |
11 |
8 |
1505 |
What have I told you about popping' off in public? |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
1506 |
I hate it when you pop off like that. |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
1507 |
I know it’s hot, but your privates are popping out. |
1.2388 |
0.04759 |
134 |
110 |
16 |
8 |
1508 |
Will we make it to the movies in time? |
1.2388 |
0.04391 |
134 |
107 |
22 |
5 |
1509 |
I told you, you should’ve put on sunscreen instead of tanning butter. |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
1510 |
I can’t calm down with all this fake news about global warming! |
1.2387 |
0.04302 |
155 |
126 |
21 |
8 |
1511 |
I don’t think we’ll make it to the movies |
1.2387 |
0.04398 |
155 |
127 |
19 |
9 |
1512 |
You could have waited till we got our seats. |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1513 |
Sucks to get old. |
1.2385 |
0.04608 |
130 |
105 |
19 |
6 |
1514 |
I hate heat waves. |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
1515 |
Menopause will be the death of you. |
1.2385 |
0.04736 |
130 |
106 |
17 |
7 |
1516 |
Tissue, dear? |
1.2385 |
0.04736 |
130 |
106 |
17 |
7 |
1517 |
Global warming a myth, eh? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1518 |
This was one of the side effects they mentioned in the ads. |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1519 |
…and me with no butter. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
1520 |
How pop hot pop is pop it pop you pop ask? pop pop pop... |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1521 |
I’ll just pop over to the store. |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1522 |
This heat is really taking it out of me |
1.2381 |
0.03901 |
147 |
115 |
29 |
3 |
1523 |
What’s the UV? |
1.2381 |
0.05093 |
126 |
105 |
12 |
9 |
1524 |
I can’t believe you forgot to pack the sunscreen |
1.2378 |
0.04044 |
164 |
132 |
25 |
7 |
1525 |
It might just be the heat getting to me, but I've been thinking a lot lately about life after death. |
1.2378 |
0.04399 |
164 |
136 |
17 |
11 |
1526 |
Let's not use vegetable oil for tanning again. |
1.2378 |
0.04434 |
143 |
116 |
20 |
7 |
1527 |
You’re still not going to get me to believe in climate change. |
1.2378 |
0.04543 |
143 |
117 |
18 |
8 |
1528 |
I think we're almost done. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1529 |
You said bring an umbrella, I said bring a bowl. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1530 |
I believe we're getting over heated. |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1531 |
I know this sounds corny, but I feel like I'm gonna pop. |
1.2377 |
0.05212 |
122 |
102 |
11 |
9 |
1532 |
I don't understand how people like it when their ears pop. |
1.2377 |
0.05212 |
122 |
102 |
11 |
9 |
1533 |
Not the time for corny jokes. |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
1534 |
Body popping not so cool now huh! |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1535 |
You know, there may be a kernel of truth to this whole global warming thing… |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1536 |
I told you, butter is not a smart substitute for sunscreen! |
1.2374 |
0.04744 |
139 |
115 |
15 |
9 |
1537 |
I'm GMO... how about you? |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1538 |
Don’t worry, Uber will be here in a Jiffy. |
1.2373 |
0.05202 |
118 |
98 |
12 |
8 |
1539 |
Where’s Frank? He was here just a minute ago! |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1540 |
For the last time … WHAT? |
1.2370 |
0.04842 |
135 |
112 |
14 |
9 |
1541 |
Let's go to Texas," you said. |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
1542 |
So much for a rainy forecast. |
1.2370 |
0.04842 |
135 |
112 |
14 |
9 |
1543 |
Well, Earl, let’s hope those mad dogs and Englishmen bring some butter. |
1.2368 |
0.04352 |
152 |
124 |
20 |
8 |
1544 |
If it gets any hotter, I'm gonna lose my ethanol subsidy! |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1545 |
In this heat, I don't hold a kernel of hope for our survival. |
1.2368 |
0.03931 |
152 |
120 |
28 |
4 |
1546 |
See what happens when you get hot under the collar. |
1.2366 |
0.04446 |
131 |
105 |
21 |
5 |
1547 |
Science Schmiance. |
1.2366 |
0.04312 |
131 |
104 |
23 |
4 |
1548 |
Global warming is a hoax, Melania. |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1549 |
Okay, okay, I’ll admit there may be a kernel of truth to your global warming theory. |
1.2366 |
0.04446 |
131 |
105 |
21 |
5 |
1550 |
Oh great now we’re going to attract the cinephiles |
1.2366 |
0.04946 |
131 |
109 |
13 |
9 |
1551 |
When it's your turn to ask someone to marry you, ask politely. Do not POP the question. |
1.2365 |
0.04219 |
148 |
119 |
23 |
6 |
1552 |
Deny this, Man! |
1.2365 |
0.04431 |
148 |
121 |
19 |
8 |
1553 |
Look son, you are either food for fuel or fuel for food. |
1.2365 |
0.04326 |
148 |
120 |
21 |
7 |
1554 |
The worst part is when you're done, you're done. |
1.2365 |
0.04219 |
148 |
119 |
23 |
6 |
1555 |
They can call it 'climate change' but I still say global warming! |
1.2364 |
0.05154 |
110 |
90 |
14 |
6 |
1556 |
Butter me up? |
1.2364 |
0.05154 |
110 |
90 |
14 |
6 |
1557 |
Our ancestors were only knee high by the 4th of July. We'll be ethanol before you know it. |
1.2362 |
0.04395 |
127 |
101 |
22 |
4 |
1558 |
Oy, this heat! |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1559 |
Im starting to think tiktok challenges might be dangerous |
1.2362 |
0.04395 |
127 |
101 |
22 |
4 |
1560 |
Hot out here or What ? |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1561 |
So,what’s poppin’? |
1.2361 |
0.03940 |
144 |
113 |
28 |
3 |
1562 |
When you said Arizona was poppin’ I didn’t think you meant literally. |
1.2361 |
0.04294 |
144 |
116 |
22 |
6 |
1563 |
Now do you think climate change is real? |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
1564 |
I farted. |
1.2358 |
0.05616 |
106 |
89 |
9 |
8 |
1565 |
I’m not ready for climate change! |
1.2358 |
0.04332 |
123 |
97 |
23 |
3 |
1566 |
Let's go somewhere hot on vacation," you said |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1567 |
I thought YOU were bringing the sunscreen! |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1568 |
Who said “we’ll just pop over”? |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1569 |
You don't complete me, salt and butter, that's what completes me. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1570 |
Mmm. Something smells good. |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1571 |
Really? Suntan oil?! |
1.2357 |
0.04602 |
140 |
115 |
17 |
8 |
1572 |
"I told you we should have buttered before we left. |
1.2357 |
0.04252 |
157 |
128 |
21 |
8 |
1573 |
Maybe we should open up our ears about this global warming thing |
1.2357 |
0.04055 |
157 |
126 |
25 |
6 |
1574 |
We should have stayed in Minnesota. |
1.2357 |
0.03630 |
157 |
122 |
33 |
2 |
1575 |
If it gets any hotter I feel I may explode! Say where's Charlie? He was here just a minute ago. |
1.2353 |
0.04457 |
136 |
110 |
20 |
6 |
1576 |
Hot out? What gave it away? |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1577 |
When the bus gets here, try to restrain yourself. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1578 |
We've got to stop using the cheap brands of sunscreen! |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
136 |
111 |
18 |
7 |
1579 |
You can be all ears when you want to be. |
1.2353 |
0.04027 |
170 |
138 |
24 |
8 |
1580 |
Sorry, I had beans for dinner. |
1.2353 |
0.05298 |
119 |
100 |
10 |
9 |
1581 |
I think we need to go find some shade |
1.2353 |
0.04017 |
153 |
122 |
26 |
5 |
1582 |
I think we’re being stalked. |
1.2353 |
0.04333 |
136 |
109 |
22 |
5 |
1583 |
Still working on your anger management, I see. |
1.2353 |
0.04333 |
136 |
109 |
22 |
5 |
1584 |
I know I didn't fart. |
1.2353 |
0.04425 |
153 |
126 |
18 |
9 |
1585 |
At least we’re not sweating bullets. |
1.2349 |
0.04404 |
149 |
122 |
19 |
8 |
1586 |
We have to get out of the sun. You're starting to pop. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1587 |
That's the last time I take you out for Mexican food. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1588 |
I'll stop calling you "Sonny" if you'll stop calling me "Pops." |
1.2348 |
0.04283 |
132 |
105 |
23 |
4 |
1589 |
Got any gum? My ears are popping. |
1.2348 |
0.04670 |
132 |
108 |
17 |
7 |
1590 |
Ain't Texas a bitch!!? |
1.2348 |
0.04416 |
132 |
106 |
21 |
5 |
1591 |
NOW you finally believe in climate change! |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1592 |
Kinda erotic, no? |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1593 |
Sorry, I farted. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1594 |
Oh, no, you said, eating corn doesn't give you gas. |
1.2345 |
0.04378 |
145 |
118 |
20 |
7 |
1595 |
I didn't mean to say your mother's yellow. It just popped out. |
1.2345 |
0.04268 |
145 |
117 |
22 |
6 |
1596 |
Well this is what happens when you don't get protection ! |
1.2345 |
0.04268 |
145 |
117 |
22 |
6 |
1597 |
Is it hot out here, or it just you. |
1.2344 |
0.04638 |
128 |
104 |
18 |
6 |
1598 |
Sure it's hot but a little self-control would be appreciated. |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
1599 |
Dammit, Pop is my nick name |
1.2344 |
0.04769 |
128 |
105 |
16 |
7 |
1600 |
Stop stalking me or I’ll call the cobs. |
1.2344 |
0.04769 |
128 |
105 |
16 |
7 |
1601 |
Calling me Mary Poppins is NOT funny! |
1.2344 |
0.04769 |
128 |
105 |
16 |
7 |
1602 |
I'm not ready to pop. These were going to be my formative ears. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1603 |
You forgot the butter and the bags? |
1.2344 |
0.04638 |
128 |
104 |
18 |
6 |
1604 |
Yes, it’s embarrassing, and, no, I’m not waiting until after sundown to take my walk. |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
1605 |
I know it's hot, but that's no excuse for popping in public. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1606 |
My wife says the hot air is healthier than oil, but either way losing weight this way is painful. |
1.2342 |
0.04131 |
158 |
128 |
23 |
7 |
1607 |
I'm thinking about getting implants. |
1.2342 |
0.04322 |
158 |
130 |
19 |
9 |
1608 |
Does it seem hotter to you today than yesterday? |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
1609 |
Maybe global warming isn't a totally crackpot idea after all. |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
1610 |
No, it's the heat. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1611 |
Are we just a little obvious? |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
1612 |
Maybe once around the block is enough this morning. |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1613 |
What, exactly, does the P in SPF stand for? |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1614 |
We need a higher SPF butter |
1.2338 |
0.04398 |
154 |
127 |
18 |
9 |
1615 |
Once you pop, you just can't stop. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1616 |
Texas weather ! |
1.2336 |
0.04305 |
137 |
110 |
22 |
5 |
1617 |
It's really popping off out here! |
1.2336 |
0.03913 |
137 |
107 |
28 |
2 |
1618 |
It’s a lot of fluff. There’s not a kernel of truth in it! |
1.2336 |
0.04048 |
137 |
108 |
26 |
3 |
1619 |
You take passive agression to a whole new level. |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
1620 |
I know this may sound corny, Pop, but I think there may be a kernel of truth about the harmful effects of high heat. |
1.2333 |
0.03833 |
150 |
118 |
29 |
3 |
1621 |
And you wanted to go south for the winter.. |
1.2333 |
0.04060 |
150 |
120 |
25 |
5 |
1622 |
‘The waiting is the hardest part’ |
1.2331 |
0.04118 |
133 |
105 |
25 |
3 |
1623 |
The bus better get here soon. They won’t let us in the theater at this rate. |
1.2331 |
0.04639 |
133 |
109 |
17 |
7 |
1624 |
No. I would not like to talk about the weather. |
1.2331 |
0.04514 |
133 |
108 |
19 |
6 |
1625 |
Pop, you are a maize- ing. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1626 |
Hey--just be happy you're not an egg! |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
1627 |
I told you coming to Texas in July was a terrible idea. |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1628 |
Well , it may be painful , but at least the eggs can quit bragging now! |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1629 |
This is turning into a scene from a bad horror move.”
“At least we’ll have snacks. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1630 |
Did you bring sunscreen ? |
1.2327 |
0.04108 |
159 |
129 |
23 |
7 |
1631 |
It looks like you're about to explode. |
1.2326 |
0.04606 |
129 |
105 |
18 |
6 |
1632 |
I told you to get SPF 50… |
1.2326 |
0.04606 |
129 |
105 |
18 |
6 |
1633 |
You're such a stalker. |
1.2326 |
0.04472 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
1634 |
Hey! What's poppin'?" "Nothing much, just us. |
1.2326 |
0.04735 |
129 |
106 |
16 |
7 |
1635 |
Lieutenant Kernal, I fear this is the end. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1636 |
For the love of God, Carl, it's not THAT hot out. |
1.2324 |
0.04080 |
142 |
113 |
25 |
4 |
1637 |
Ignore them...their microwaved. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1638 |
The sidewalk's not just for frying eggs |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1639 |
At least we won’t have tan lines |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
1640 |
I don't care if it is a dry heat. |
1.2323 |
0.04075 |
155 |
125 |
24 |
6 |
1641 |
I warned you about using coconut oil as sunscreen! |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1642 |
So, now do you believe in climate change? |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1643 |
You should see what an egg does. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1644 |
It's a dry heat, you said. |
1.2320 |
0.04969 |
125 |
104 |
13 |
8 |
1645 |
Eleven kids are enough for me! |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1646 |
I thought you told me lots of people would like to pick up a couple of ears of corn. |
1.2319 |
0.04517 |
138 |
113 |
18 |
7 |
1647 |
If you're warm, just tell me |
1.2318 |
0.04249 |
151 |
123 |
21 |
7 |
1648 |
In this disguise, no one will notice our high fructose! |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1649 |
You picked a fine day to forget the butter. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1650 |
Are you still a climate change denier? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1651 |
I told you that butter did not contain SPF! |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1652 |
This is not the pop-up event I anticipated. |
1.2314 |
0.04946 |
121 |
100 |
14 |
7 |
1653 |
Is it just me, or did your ears pop? |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1654 |
You gonna eat that? |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1655 |
What a way to lose weight, huh? |
1.2313 |
0.04226 |
134 |
107 |
23 |
4 |
1656 |
When will the people on the Nextdoor app stop asking if it’s fireworks or gunshots? |
1.2313 |
0.04959 |
134 |
113 |
11 |
10 |
1657 |
You know how hard I worked at the gym to get a 28 pack? This weather’s gonna make me puff up! |
1.2313 |
0.04484 |
134 |
109 |
19 |
6 |
1658 |
Not as much fun to make as it is to eat. |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
1659 |
I see you're still having those hot flashes. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1660 |
I told you what would happen if you didn't keep your kernels to yourself in this heat. |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1661 |
Don't worry, climate change is not real. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
1662 |
Pop! Is that all we have to look forward to? |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1663 |
Boy is it hot! |
1.2308 |
0.05672 |
104 |
88 |
8 |
8 |
1664 |
How’s your Pop? |
1.2308 |
0.04152 |
156 |
127 |
22 |
7 |
1665 |
I hate Texas. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1666 |
I told you oil and sunscreen are completely different things. |
1.2308 |
0.04702 |
130 |
107 |
16 |
7 |
1667 |
I told you we weren't welcome in Texas, Kevin |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1668 |
GO BLOW IT OUT YOUR EARS |
1.2303 |
0.04266 |
165 |
137 |
18 |
10 |
1669 |
We were not ready for today's pop quiz! |
1.2303 |
0.04223 |
152 |
124 |
21 |
7 |
1670 |
And you still believe that Global Warning is a myth? |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
1671 |
Global warming is a farce,huh? |
1.2302 |
0.04488 |
139 |
114 |
18 |
7 |
1672 |
Whoever smelt it, dealt it. |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
1673 |
We are not weasels and I do not want to go pop! |
1.2302 |
0.04802 |
126 |
104 |
15 |
7 |
1674 |
I'm popped, not pooped. Popped. |
1.2302 |
0.04668 |
126 |
103 |
17 |
6 |
1675 |
Did you check today's heat index for spontaneous combustion? |
1.2302 |
0.04802 |
126 |
104 |
15 |
7 |
1676 |
It's corn off the cob." |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1677 |
Cut that out. Hitchhiking’s hard enough without thumbs. |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1678 |
Think maybe we should get out of the sun? |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1679 |
I miss my stalk. We should’ve never left the farm. |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1680 |
This LA heat wave is rough, but at least we made it out of Iowa. |
1.2301 |
0.05184 |
113 |
94 |
12 |
7 |
1681 |
Better to pop here than in that thing they call the microwave |
1.2297 |
0.04190 |
148 |
120 |
22 |
6 |
1682 |
so climate change is a hoax, you say? |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
1683 |
Well, would you rather be boiled? |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
1684 |
I know it’s wrong, but all I can think of is adding butter and salt! |
1.2296 |
0.04576 |
135 |
111 |
17 |
7 |
1685 |
Turns out coconut oil is no substitute for sunscreen. |
1.2296 |
0.04198 |
135 |
108 |
23 |
4 |
1686 |
One more corny joke about the apocalypse and I 'm going to pop a vein. |
1.2296 |
0.04328 |
135 |
109 |
21 |
5 |
1687 |
I told you we should’ve used sunscreen. |
1.2296 |
0.04576 |
135 |
111 |
17 |
7 |
1688 |
See...I told you global warming is real! |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1689 |
This is what we get for consuming too much pop culture. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1690 |
Trust me - I wasn’t even looking at her stalk. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1691 |
I told you not to shuck. |
1.2293 |
0.04128 |
157 |
128 |
22 |
7 |
1692 |
At least tell me you brought the salt |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1693 |
At this rate, we'll be all popped out before we get a ride. |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
1694 |
Granny was always a bit scattered. |
1.2292 |
0.04697 |
144 |
121 |
13 |
10 |
1695 |
This summer be poppin’ |
1.2292 |
0.03907 |
144 |
114 |
27 |
3 |
1696 |
These hot flashes leave me feeling so drained and lightheaded. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1697 |
Hot flash again, dear? |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1698 |
Is this a good spot for our pop-up? |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1699 |
Always with the negativity. Polar bears are still around. |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1700 |
Don't pretend like it's not you! I 'm an ear! |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1701 |
Hot enough for ya, Pop? |
1.2290 |
0.04793 |
131 |
109 |
14 |
8 |
1702 |
I'm in the mood for love. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1703 |
And what if I did pop? What are you going to do about it? |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1704 |
We should have never left the Midwest |
1.2288 |
0.05164 |
118 |
99 |
11 |
8 |
1705 |
I can't stand the cold winters, you said. I want to move to a warmer climate, you said. |
1.2288 |
0.04399 |
153 |
127 |
17 |
9 |
1706 |
I wish you would have listened to me when I told you to always carry butter and salt. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1707 |
'We better find some shade or we're roasted." |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1708 |
I knew that sunscreen felt too oily |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
1709 |
On the other hand, i’m only 10 pops away from my goal weight. |
1.2286 |
0.04342 |
140 |
114 |
20 |
6 |
1710 |
Everyone cries about the snowman. What about us? |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1711 |
I'm sorry I popped. It's just so hot out here. |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
1712 |
Global warming? What global warming? |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
1713 |
Climate change was fake science, you said. |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1714 |
I didn't know you could cook. |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
1715 |
I'm not that happy to see you, it's just hot! |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
1716 |
Listen, Karl, I ignored the first two times you let it rip, but this has gone too far. |
1.2283 |
0.04768 |
127 |
105 |
15 |
7 |
1717 |
is it getting ho … oops … oh my … sorry … oh … excuse me … pardon … ooh, that one just slipped out … sorry … entschuldigen bitte … oopsy … |
1.2282 |
0.04272 |
149 |
122 |
20 |
7 |
1718 |
Cancel my liposuction appointment. |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1719 |
Oh shuck off. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1720 |
I’m using context clues here, but I think that we’re supposed to be corn cobs, and those are popped kernels. Although we could be some sort of squash cut lengthwise, and those are poorly drawn sheep. |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1721 |
I'll pop by later today? |
1.2281 |
0.05143 |
114 |
95 |
12 |
7 |
1722 |
It’s so hot out! Let’s go see a movie. |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
1723 |
Tell me you still don’t believe in global warming. |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
1724 |
So . . . where are the cool cucumber cuties you said were going to meet us here? |
1.2279 |
0.04038 |
136 |
108 |
25 |
3 |
1725 |
I think you're hot. |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1726 |
We sure could use some of that Frosty the snow man magic, right about now! |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1727 |
Half of me thinks this was a dumb idea and the other half thinks you look hot. |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
1728 |
I smell it, too. But I swear it wasn’t me. |
1.2276 |
0.04237 |
145 |
118 |
21 |
6 |
1729 |
You’re sure this is SPF 50? |
1.2276 |
0.04458 |
145 |
120 |
17 |
8 |
1730 |
I tell all the youngins'
" The sun will ruin your skin"
but they don't listen...
They just say...
" OH, POP " |
1.2273 |
0.04108 |
132 |
105 |
24 |
3 |
1731 |
And they think they need more data! |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1732 |
We're not just all ears you know. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1733 |
Insert corny joke here. |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1734 |
Sat too close to the heater again? |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1735 |
Hey, Brian. You see where James went? |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1736 |
Aw shucks… |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1737 |
Y'know, it's not so much the heat as it is the searing hot oil on my skin. |
1.2268 |
0.05954 |
97 |
83 |
6 |
8 |
1738 |
Damn it’s hot today |
1.2267 |
0.03801 |
150 |
119 |
28 |
3 |
1739 |
Coconut sunscreen, coconut oil – innocent mistake! |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1740 |
I'd say that global warming is a thing. |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1741 |
You said you checked the weather. |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1742 |
I told you butter wasn’t going to give you a tan |
1.2266 |
0.04862 |
128 |
107 |
13 |
8 |
1743 |
« Do you think we might be considered as Pop Art now? » |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1744 |
I told you it'd be too warm for a husk. |
1.2264 |
0.03983 |
159 |
129 |
24 |
6 |
1745 |
I guess it's too late for me to pop the question. |
1.2264 |
0.03778 |
159 |
127 |
28 |
4 |
1746 |
the stalk was holding us back" you said. What do you think now |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1747 |
Where are salt and butter when you need them?? |
1.2264 |
0.05573 |
106 |
90 |
8 |
8 |
1748 |
I didn't realize global warming would be so loud. |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
1749 |
Al Gore said warming would come to this! |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
1750 |
Do you always talk until you pop? |
1.2263 |
0.04395 |
137 |
112 |
19 |
6 |
1751 |
Well, excuse me! |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
1752 |
How are you still cold?! |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
1753 |
Your the one who wanted to walk to the theater |
1.2262 |
0.04023 |
168 |
138 |
22 |
8 |
1754 |
Quick, gimme a boost. I think that's the elephant's eye |
1.2261 |
0.04108 |
115 |
90 |
24 |
1 |
1755 |
I just think about baseball. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1756 |
I'm fine. Everything is fine! |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1757 |
My teeth just popped." |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1758 |
This is probably the last time we go to the movies . |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
1759 |
Hey dude! This is summer in Texas, so get used to it. |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
1760 |
Let's visit my mother in Santa Fe, you said. It's not so hot that we'll pop, you said" |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
1761 |
At least our eyelash glue is still holding. |
1.2258 |
0.04557 |
124 |
101 |
18 |
5 |
1762 |
I don’t care if he “seemed nice”, I told you not to take directions from that guy Orville. |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
1763 |
Fine for YOU...but I'll tell you, I'm too pooped to pop! |
1.2256 |
0.04727 |
133 |
111 |
14 |
8 |
1764 |
So hot, I’ve gone from a general to a kernel |
1.2256 |
0.04727 |
133 |
111 |
14 |
8 |
1765 |
I told you we should have taken that DNA test. |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
1766 |
Is this how it ends? |
1.2256 |
0.04081 |
133 |
106 |
24 |
3 |
1767 |
This is why I usually work the night shift. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1768 |
At that moment, as his buddy entered the next stage of life, Nebby knew that this “Global Warming” was not to be taken with grains of salt. |
1.2254 |
0.04401 |
142 |
117 |
18 |
7 |
1769 |
I’m so hot I could pop. |
1.2254 |
0.04047 |
142 |
114 |
24 |
4 |
1770 |
Quit calling me "Cornelious"! You don't have any knees yourself. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1771 |
I told you don’t forget the butter and salt. |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1772 |
Ugh, it’s so hot out here that I’m sweating my kernels off! |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1773 |
Shucked by global warming. |
1.2252 |
0.04324 |
151 |
125 |
18 |
8 |
1774 |
I’m never too pooped to pop! |
1.2252 |
0.04523 |
151 |
127 |
14 |
10 |
1775 |
Global warming or just weather? |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1776 |
You're the one who wanted a big family. |
1.2250 |
0.04342 |
120 |
96 |
21 |
3 |
1777 |
Global warming is turning us into Jiffy Pop. |
1.2250 |
0.03860 |
160 |
129 |
26 |
5 |
1778 |
Well shuck, we’re popped. |
1.2248 |
0.04570 |
129 |
106 |
17 |
6 |
1779 |
I’m having an existential crisis because I could be creamed, grilled or boiled. What’s the real me? Ya know? |
1.2248 |
0.04570 |
129 |
106 |
17 |
6 |
1780 |
We may be a loss for the humans, but we're a win for the birds. |
1.2248 |
0.04153 |
129 |
103 |
23 |
3 |
1781 |
I told you the first husk looked fine. Now, we are never going to make it to the BBQ |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1782 |
What did I say about global warming? |
1.2247 |
0.06342 |
89 |
77 |
4 |
8 |
1783 |
I told you biofuel was a hoax |
1.2246 |
0.03986 |
138 |
110 |
25 |
3 |
1784 |
Hey, colonel, I know it sounds corny, but could lend me an ear? |
1.2246 |
0.04243 |
138 |
112 |
21 |
5 |
1785 |
YOU SHOULD SEE HUMPTY |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1786 |
SPF? It's butter! |
1.2245 |
0.03713 |
147 |
116 |
29 |
2 |
1787 |
Call me crazy, but I wish I were sweating right about now. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1788 |
I told you we were overpacking for this weather |
1.2244 |
0.03813 |
156 |
125 |
27 |
4 |
1789 |
You’re sweating buckets! |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1790 |
Just wait for the showdown at high noon. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1791 |
Global warming got you too? |
1.2242 |
0.04329 |
165 |
139 |
15 |
11 |
1792 |
It's too fucking hot for your bullshit, Linda. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1793 |
Go ahead. I'm all ears. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1794 |
Better find some shade |
1.2241 |
0.04257 |
116 |
92 |
22 |
2 |
1795 |
I’m too pooped to pop again! |
1.2241 |
0.05207 |
116 |
98 |
10 |
8 |
1796 |
So much for denying Climate Warming. |
1.2241 |
0.04257 |
116 |
92 |
22 |
2 |
1797 |
There must be better ways to get into the movies. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1798 |
Relax, it's just a bus, not a microwave. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1799 |
I smell butter. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1800 |
We should cancel. Tell them something popped up. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1801 |
It wasn't my idea to move to Texas. |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1802 |
Let's just chill out in the corn field today, I said.
No, you said. I want to go for a walk. |
1.2240 |
0.04230 |
125 |
100 |
22 |
3 |
1803 |
On the bright side I can see and speak. |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
1804 |
Stop calling me pop pop |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
1805 |
I guess we should've used a higher SPF... |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
1806 |
I knew I shouldn't have had that second serving of chile |
1.2239 |
0.04574 |
134 |
111 |
16 |
7 |
1807 |
Argh! Here comes the sun! |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1808 |
Thanks but I can't. They just get stuck in my teeth. |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1809 |
How about this heat |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1810 |
I thought Orville died. |
1.2237 |
0.04195 |
152 |
125 |
20 |
7 |
1811 |
I wanted to go to Iowa, but you said it would be fun to visit Texas this year. |
1.2236 |
0.04035 |
161 |
132 |
22 |
7 |
1812 |
I told you not to look at the sun! |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1813 |
This global warning thing is very uncomfortable |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1814 |
Hey Corny, your ear is poppin’. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1815 |
It's so hot I'm popping out all over. Can we go for a freeze. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1816 |
Before climate change, we could leave home before evening. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1817 |
Hitchhike? What, and get killed? |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1818 |
Trust me - we gotta get out of the sun! |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1819 |
This isn't what I had in mind when you said weight loss walk. |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1820 |
Remember, the corn is always greener on the other side. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1821 |
My ears usually only pop when I fly |
1.2232 |
0.05185 |
112 |
94 |
11 |
7 |
1822 |
At least you're not buttering me up! |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1823 |
On second thought, let's not go to the movies today. |
1.2231 |
0.04766 |
121 |
100 |
15 |
6 |
1824 |
All this happening and I'm wearing Coppertone #60? |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1825 |
Maybe cut down on the lactose. Just sayin'. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1826 |
Popping off again I see... |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1827 |
At least we're still corny, but not flakey! |
1.2231 |
0.04147 |
121 |
96 |
23 |
2 |
1828 |
Just be glad you had a vasectomy when you could! |
1.2231 |
0.04538 |
130 |
107 |
17 |
6 |
1829 |
I thought you said you didn't have any kids! |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1830 |
I’m going to try to ignore when you start popping off. |
1.2231 |
0.04793 |
130 |
109 |
13 |
8 |
1831 |
Global warming! It’s not enough to say “We’re all ears!” |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1832 |
No, we are not pop-arazzi!" |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1833 |
Can’t you at least wait until the opening credits? |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
1834 |
Well, what did you think was going to happen when I said, "Pull my finger?" |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1835 |
Global warming, heh! |
1.2230 |
0.04375 |
148 |
123 |
17 |
8 |
1836 |
I TOLD you that climate change was real. |
1.2229 |
0.04200 |
157 |
130 |
19 |
8 |
1837 |
If anyone can tell me how to deal with the heat, I'd be all ears. |
1.2222 |
0.04225 |
117 |
93 |
22 |
2 |
1838 |
This never happened in Iowa. |
1.2222 |
0.03849 |
153 |
123 |
26 |
4 |
1839 |
You smell good even when you sweat. |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1840 |
I warned you about eating that last chili pepper! |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1841 |
Sorry I popped early.. I'm hot for you |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1842 |
Just give me like, a minute forty-five and I'll be done |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1843 |
There's got to be a better way to lose weight. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1844 |
It's climate change, stupid. |
1.2222 |
0.04456 |
144 |
120 |
16 |
8 |
1845 |
Hey. My eyes are up here. |
1.2222 |
0.04200 |
126 |
101 |
22 |
3 |
1846 |
I can't wait to complain about winter. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1847 |
These heatwaves are completely out of hand! |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1848 |
Next time, let's vacation in Northern Michigan. |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1849 |
If we’re not in the mountains yet, why are our ears popping?0 |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
1850 |
With moviegoing on the wane and streaming on the rise, I hoped our days of being commercially exploited had finally come to an end." |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1851 |
Hot enough for ya, Jiffy? |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1852 |
This weather really makes your ears pop. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1853 |
Must be high altitude, my ears just popped. |
1.2222 |
0.04116 |
144 |
117 |
22 |
5 |
1854 |
I can’t believe you forgot the sunscreen, AGAIN! |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1855 |
So, eh, what’s poppin’? |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1856 |
Does this count as a POP culture reference? |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1857 |
Put on sunscreen, I don't want you to pop |
1.2222 |
0.04225 |
117 |
93 |
22 |
2 |
1858 |
See? No more popping-off at me about wearing sunscreen! |
1.2216 |
0.03836 |
167 |
136 |
25 |
6 |
1859 |
Are you sure we used the high SPF oil?" |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
1860 |
I thought they said acorn in the casting call!!?? |
1.2214 |
0.04188 |
140 |
114 |
21 |
5 |
1861 |
Don't rub salt in the wound. |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1862 |
Yes, it’s early, but we’re in Iowa. |
1.2214 |
0.04097 |
131 |
105 |
23 |
3 |
1863 |
By the time we get to the beach, you’ll be nothing but cob. |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1864 |
Mr. Redenbacher said there’d be days like this… |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1865 |
They told us to wait here for the butter |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1866 |
I keep telling you to put on sunscreen and it just goes in one kernel and out another |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
1867 |
All the eggs moved to Canada?? |
1.2214 |
0.04635 |
131 |
109 |
15 |
7 |
1868 |
Just be glad it isn’t snowing, I would hate to be shoveling snow in this heat” |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1869 |
Is it hot out or is it just me? |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1870 |
You are so theatrical! |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1871 |
This global warming is a real bitch. |
1.2213 |
0.04279 |
122 |
98 |
21 |
3 |
1872 |
Who in the world is gonna eat this popcorn without butter? |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
1873 |
Ok, you were right, maybe the tanning oil wasn’t the best idea. |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
1874 |
I told you the Popping Index was very high. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1875 |
Bring the children, you said. It'll be fine, you said. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1876 |
I'm telling you, we're all going to look like that, and full of hot air, too. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1877 |
What did one ear say to the other?
We know more Colonels than we do Generals. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1878 |
We are so shucked now. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1879 |
My lip gloss is poppin. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1880 |
You idiot, ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!’ isn’t a sunscreen! |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1881 |
You gonna just pop off? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1882 |
I told you--we need to where sunscreen. |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1883 |
The cycle of life at its finest. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1884 |
Gonna be a hot one today |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1885 |
Why can't those Tumbleweeds just email? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1886 |
I’m so hot I feel like my head’s about to explode |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
1887 |
Hey Fred, what's poppin' |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1888 |
Sorry you have no mouth |
1.2209 |
0.06277 |
86 |
74 |
5 |
7 |
1889 |
Global warming is way outta control! |
1.2208 |
0.04346 |
154 |
129 |
16 |
9 |
1890 |
Would you stop whistling “Pop Goes the Weasel!” |
1.2208 |
0.04247 |
154 |
128 |
18 |
8 |
1891 |
The heat index for today is definitely not good news. |
1.2207 |
0.04318 |
145 |
120 |
18 |
7 |
1892 |
I said that the oil based sunscreen would be a mistake. |
1.2207 |
0.04535 |
145 |
122 |
14 |
9 |
1893 |
I knew we should not have used butter sunscreen !! |
1.2206 |
0.04264 |
136 |
111 |
20 |
5 |
1894 |
Welcome to Arizona. |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
1895 |
If you say, 'Hiya, Pop!' one more time, I'll bop you one. |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
1896 |
I think you forgot sunscreen. |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
1897 |
Now is not the time for a corny pun, pop. |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
1898 |
You know, I’m beginning to think that this global warming thing is real. |
1.2205 |
0.04598 |
127 |
105 |
16 |
6 |
1899 |
I told you global warming is here now! Now do you believe me? |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1900 |
I guess it’s going to be a hot day. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1901 |
Will you puh-leeze pop it already |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1902 |
It's a dry heat, huh? |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1903 |
Summers poppin off 😎 |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
1904 |
We're victims of pop culture. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1905 |
You ain't nothing but a corn dog! |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1906 |
Yes, it is hot enough for me! Can we talk about something else already? |
1.2202 |
0.05272 |
109 |
92 |
10 |
7 |
1907 |
Does it feel really hot to you? |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1908 |
You seem to be popping prematurely. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1909 |
This date is over. We’re related! |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1910 |
These extreme temperatures really make you wanna pop. |
1.2201 |
0.03955 |
159 |
130 |
23 |
6 |
1911 |
Uh, where’d Fred go? |
1.2200 |
0.04424 |
150 |
126 |
15 |
9 |
1912 |
And I forgot to put on butter this morning. |
1.2200 |
0.04524 |
150 |
127 |
13 |
10 |
1913 |
We were happy in Iowa. ‘No’, you said. ‘Let’s move to Texas’, you said. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1914 |
Yeah, my doc said I could stand to lose some weight but I don't this is what she meant |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1915 |
if this uber cancels one more time, we’re going to have a problem |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1916 |
whats poppin bro |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1917 |
I still don't trust climate scientists. |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1918 |
But what a pretty sunset! |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1919 |
Told you...going topless was not a good idea |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1920 |
I told you not to put the tanning oil next to the popping oil! |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
1921 |
Menopause is a bitch! |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1922 |
And I thought I just hated the politics in Arizona. |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1923 |
Do you always say whatever pops into your mind? |
1.2195 |
0.04835 |
123 |
103 |
13 |
7 |
1924 |
If I hear "hot enough for you?" one more time... |
1.2195 |
0.03873 |
164 |
134 |
24 |
6 |
1925 |
Yes it is! |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
1926 |
Sometimes I just feel like I'm in some sort of corny joke. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
1927 |
I hate it when I forget my hat." |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1928 |
Are you farting or popping? |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
1929 |
Good grief! Are you using suntan lotion! |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1930 |
This whole global warming as become a real problem. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
1931 |
its so hot you can fry an egg on the side walk" is not comfortin |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1932 |
It almost guarantees the bus will come. |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1933 |
It's Texas. We should go out for breakfast, not dinner. |
1.2193 |
0.05251 |
114 |
97 |
9 |
8 |
1934 |
This bus better have AC! |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1935 |
Hope it doesn't rain butter, then we'd be in trouble. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1936 |
I've had just about enough of you popping off in public! |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1937 |
Beware the stranger bearing gifts of butter and salt. |
1.2192 |
0.04180 |
146 |
120 |
20 |
6 |
1938 |
Popcorn. What's yours? |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
1939 |
'But it's a dry heat,' you said. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1940 |
it’s too hot out, let’s go to the movies |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1941 |
I told ya it was hot out here. |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1942 |
Will you please stop popping off? |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1943 |
The bowl will be here in 2 minutes. |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1944 |
I specifically asked you whether you'd packed the sunscreen. |
1.2188 |
0.04565 |
128 |
106 |
16 |
6 |
1945 |
And they said global warming was a hoax. |
1.2188 |
0.04565 |
128 |
106 |
16 |
6 |
1946 |
Pop? Is that you? |
1.2188 |
0.04698 |
128 |
107 |
14 |
7 |
1947 |
I wish global warming could wait until we got to the theater. |
1.2188 |
0.04428 |
128 |
105 |
18 |
5 |
1948 |
I missed a spot with my pop block lotion again |
1.2188 |
0.04565 |
128 |
106 |
16 |
6 |
1949 |
if you don't start wearing sunscreen you'll be a husk of your former self |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1950 |
Did you confuse the suntan oil with the cooking oil again |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1951 |
With our ears popping we should be there in a jiffy. |
1.2185 |
0.04944 |
119 |
100 |
12 |
7 |
1952 |
I shouldn't have let the corn on my toe go untreated. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1953 |
And you said we wouldn’t need sunscreen. |
1.2185 |
0.04944 |
119 |
100 |
12 |
7 |
1954 |
Try thinking about basketball. |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1955 |
I can’t stand those corny New Yorker caption contests. |
1.2185 |
0.04944 |
119 |
100 |
12 |
7 |
1956 |
existential heat |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1957 |
I'm thinking, time to move north. |
1.2183 |
0.03886 |
142 |
114 |
25 |
3 |
1958 |
Time to move to Alaska |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1959 |
I told you not to wear the oil-based sunscreen |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1960 |
Did you just pop? |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1961 |
Not now, not before I make the rank of Kernel. |
1.2182 |
0.05227 |
110 |
93 |
10 |
7 |
1962 |
It's better going this way than in a microwave. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1963 |
This is the last time I use butter in place of sun block! |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1964 |
I’m their Dad, but they call me Pop. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1965 |
Sundown canNOT come soon enough for me! |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1966 |
It's "poof," not "puff!" |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
1967 |
I told you butter wouldn't work as sunblock! |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1968 |
No, we don't need sunscreen today, you said. |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1969 |
I know that summers in Iowa get HOT, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2180 |
0.04042 |
133 |
107 |
23 |
3 |
1970 |
No,"Hotter than a microwave" is not a 'saying,' Brian. |
1.2180 |
0.04444 |
133 |
110 |
17 |
6 |
1971 |
Reminds me of that old song. How did it go? Something about a weasel. |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1972 |
I swear, this doesn’t usually happen to me” |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1973 |
I feel like I'm being cooked alive. |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
1974 |
Are we sure we want to retire in Arizona? |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1975 |
Have you been oiling yourself again? |
1.2177 |
0.04517 |
124 |
102 |
17 |
5 |
1976 |
You and your husky voice ! |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1977 |
You need to stop popping off at sunrise,we have a long day in front of us. |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1978 |
Oh, oh. I don’t think we should have moved to Arizona. |
1.2177 |
0.04217 |
124 |
100 |
21 |
3 |
1979 |
Tell me again why we moved to Texas. |
1.2177 |
0.04933 |
124 |
105 |
11 |
8 |
1980 |
we need a higher SPF. |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
1981 |
Just cuz it's hot is no excuse for popping off! |
1.2177 |
0.04040 |
147 |
120 |
22 |
5 |
1982 |
I TOLD you we shoulda wore sunscreen! |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
1983 |
Corn popping is hotter than frying an egg, right? |
1.2174 |
0.05060 |
115 |
97 |
11 |
7 |
1984 |
Have you been eating beans again? |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1985 |
I’d rather pop to death than admit man-made climate change is real. |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
1986 |
What did you think would happen Cornelia? The Uber driver would just let us in no questions asked? You look baked. |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
1987 |
Pop? That's Colonel to you! |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1988 |
Tell me about these darkening clouds. I'm all ear. |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
1989 |
I can't help it if I have hot farts! |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1990 |
I'm all ears, but if we don't get out of this heat, I may not have anything left to offer you. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1991 |
I guess the new shampoo didn't help. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1992 |
Great, global warming and I have explosive niblets |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1993 |
You're getting a little overheated. |
1.2174 |
0.03810 |
161 |
131 |
25 |
5 |
1994 |
“I suppose, then, you’d rather be ethanol?” |
1.2171 |
0.04917 |
129 |
110 |
10 |
9 |
1995 |
Global warming
NOT funny |
1.2171 |
0.04533 |
129 |
107 |
16 |
6 |
1996 |
What do you say we go to the movies tonight? |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
129 |
105 |
20 |
4 |
1997 |
Climate Change is challenging. |
1.2171 |
0.04792 |
129 |
109 |
12 |
8 |
1998 |
What's popping? I'm all ears. |
1.2171 |
0.04664 |
129 |
108 |
14 |
7 |
1999 |
Is it getting hot in here ? Or is it just me? |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
129 |
105 |
20 |
4 |
2000 |
This DIY summer project, is taking a hell lot of time. Should we instead get a bag of popcorn from the mall |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
2001 |
You forgot the sunscreen again, didn’t you? |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
2002 |
Do you mind? I'm eating. |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
2003 |
I told you honey, this is no time for heated discussion. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
2004 |
Yes, global warming popped into my head as the hottest reason! |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
2005 |
At least it's a dry heat. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
2006 |
I'd rather go to seed than be eaten alive |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
2007 |
Look at the bright side; we could have been frozen and stacked up in freezer case. |
1.2167 |
0.04131 |
120 |
96 |
22 |
2 |
2008 |
Welp Jerry, looks like we’re gonna be mourn on the cob. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
2009 |
You’re always puffing up your accomplishments! |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
2010 |
told you we should use a better sunscreen |
1.2164 |
0.04285 |
134 |
110 |
19 |
5 |
2011 |
Call me ‘Dad’— you’re confusing Alexa. |
1.2164 |
0.04539 |
134 |
112 |
15 |
7 |
2012 |
I know a doctor that can help with your issue with premature popping. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2013 |
This corny cartoon is amaizeing. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
2014 |
Try and control yourself Karen. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2015 |
Would you quit popping off? |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2016 |
Is it me,or is the elevation making your ear pop? |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2017 |
Pull your thumb out of your ear. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2018 |
This heat is a killer! |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
2019 |
Do you believe in climate change now? |
1.2160 |
0.04338 |
125 |
102 |
19 |
4 |
2020 |
I hear some guy over there is frying eggs. |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
2021 |
All I have to do is look at those mountains
and my ear starts popping. |
1.2160 |
0.04763 |
125 |
105 |
13 |
7 |
2022 |
Do you relate emotionally to Pop Art? |
1.2160 |
0.04338 |
125 |
102 |
19 |
4 |
2023 |
No, Brad. Your corn farts do not smell like Corn Puffs. |
1.2160 |
0.04626 |
125 |
104 |
15 |
6 |
2024 |
Is that you Uncle Redenbacher? |
1.2160 |
0.04338 |
125 |
102 |
19 |
4 |
2025 |
Keep it on the cob, pal. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2026 |
The cartoonist forgot to add arms and genitals for us again. |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2027 |
An eary situation has popped up, Kernel. |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2028 |
Tell me again that SPF 30 is plenty, Fred. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2029 |
They werent lying when they said this city is poppin’. |
1.2157 |
0.03928 |
153 |
125 |
23 |
5 |
2030 |
Don’t try and butter me up, I know I look popping! |
1.2156 |
0.03810 |
167 |
137 |
24 |
6 |
2031 |
Hot one today, isn’t it? |
1.2155 |
0.05167 |
116 |
99 |
9 |
8 |
2032 |
Now, what did you say the chicken did? |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
2033 |
Stop calling me Colonel. |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
2034 |
Please tell me you didn’t just pop yourself. |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
2035 |
let's wait and see what pops |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
2036 |
If our ride doesn’t get here soon, there could be trouble. |
1.2154 |
0.03935 |
130 |
104 |
24 |
2 |
2037 |
A few more pops and I’m moving back to Iowa. |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
2038 |
Don’t pour salt, or butter, on the wound. |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
2039 |
Got a smoke? |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2040 |
Control yourself, Eugene! |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2041 |
Whatever you do, don't let them wrap you in foil |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2042 |
Well, at least we have good air quali— oh wait, never mind. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2043 |
I told you if we went out today we end up part of some climate change cliche. |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
2044 |
Pass the sunscreen. |
1.2149 |
0.04100 |
121 |
97 |
22 |
2 |
2045 |
If I see one more post about #poppedgirlsummer I’m quitting the internet |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
121 |
98 |
20 |
3 |
2046 |
Another hot one. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
2047 |
Pop culture hits an all time high |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
2048 |
How many times do I have to tell you not to pop your zits, you're going to have scars when you grow up! |
1.2149 |
0.05008 |
121 |
103 |
10 |
8 |
2049 |
Didn't realize the forecast called for kernal-popping hot. |
1.2148 |
0.04508 |
135 |
113 |
15 |
7 |
2050 |
I told you not to eat beans. |
1.2148 |
0.04384 |
135 |
112 |
17 |
6 |
2051 |
Hey! Who do ya think you're poppin' to? |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
2052 |
I guess you were right about wearing sunscreen. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2053 |
If you say “Hey, Pop” one more time, I’m going to explode. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2054 |
We’re shucked now! |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2055 |
Does it look like I’m having a jolly time? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
2056 |
You just had to watch the sunset. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2057 |
I am going to pop off a few pounds this summer. |
1.2143 |
0.04307 |
126 |
103 |
19 |
4 |
2058 |
What did you eat? |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
2059 |
I know, but I refuse to stay in all summer. |
1.2143 |
0.04275 |
140 |
116 |
18 |
6 |
2060 |
If it gets too hot, just pop, drop, and roll |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
2061 |
Climate change is surely killing me |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
2062 |
Is it just me or are things heating up between us? |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2063 |
I don’t care what you say. Canola does not make sunblock! |
1.2143 |
0.04592 |
126 |
105 |
15 |
6 |
2064 |
What we need is a big screen. |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
2065 |
I told you we should have put on sun screen. |
1.2138 |
0.04287 |
145 |
121 |
17 |
7 |
2066 |
Don't take your coat off! |
1.2138 |
0.03938 |
145 |
118 |
23 |
4 |
2067 |
If you can’t take the heat, go back in the air conditioned kitchen. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
2068 |
''The weather forecast was correct...it IS hot enough! |
1.2138 |
0.04057 |
145 |
119 |
21 |
5 |
2069 |
I can’t stand you when you pop off like that! |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
2070 |
No, it’s definitely the heat, not the humidity. |
1.2137 |
0.04056 |
131 |
106 |
22 |
3 |
2071 |
Never cared much for pop culture. |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2072 |
Yes, it's hot enough for me. I heard you the first time |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
2073 |
I don’t know, I still think it’s from the vaccine and not climate change. |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2074 |
I told you this place was popping |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2075 |
Give it a break! It’s warm at best |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2076 |
We’re probably gonna get bad reviews on Uber. |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2077 |
Don’t forget to tell them I’m an organ donor. |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2078 |
Sam, I guess there IS a kernel of truth to this global warming thing. |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
2079 |
I never realized global warming would be so personal. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
2080 |
I don’t envy Mr. Egg. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
2081 |
You know it is too hot when our kernels pop on their own. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
2082 |
I told you we should get out of Texas but no..... |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
2083 |
Standing on the corner, watching all the cobs go by. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
2084 |
Are we air Poppin'? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2085 |
Stop with the butter analogies! It is not helping. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2086 |
I knew we should have worn sunscreen. |
1.2133 |
0.04292 |
150 |
126 |
16 |
8 |
2087 |
The entire world is becoming a giant movie theater” |
1.2133 |
0.03853 |
150 |
122 |
24 |
4 |
2088 |
: I knew we should have called an Uber. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
2089 |
Thinking positively, it is movie night tonight. |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
2090 |
Is it just me or are you starting to smell like the inside of a theatre lobby too? |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2091 |
I hadn’t heard of Orville Redenbacher Vacations either. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2092 |
If you've done nothing wrong you should have nothing to worry about. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2093 |
Yeah, next it's gonna rain butter. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2094 |
Maybe it's best we get out of the sun |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2095 |
...and they say climate change isn't real... |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
2096 |
Genie, genie! Make us some large popcorns! |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2097 |
I told you SPF butter was a scam. |
1.2131 |
0.04070 |
122 |
98 |
22 |
2 |
2098 |
I told you these breathable husks were a scam. |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2099 |
It’s hot out and I’m popped, how about you? |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2100 |
Could you just try to simmer down? |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2101 |
Did you order an Uber or Uber eats? |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2102 |
It’s not global warming Barb, it’s the gay anti-capitalist agenda. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2103 |
Dang it! The forecast was for 78 degrees! |
1.2129 |
0.03882 |
155 |
127 |
23 |
5 |
2104 |
I can’t hear what you said, my ear just popped off |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
2105 |
Oh, now you care about climate change? |
1.2128 |
0.05634 |
94 |
80 |
8 |
6 |
2106 |
It is just a 1,000 year pop. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2107 |
I told you to use the oil-free sunscreen |
1.2128 |
0.03873 |
141 |
114 |
24 |
3 |
2108 |
"As temperatures continue to top triple digits, I'm not sure we can last here in our current form." |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
2109 |
Try the aged white cheddar - very effective. |
1.2126 |
0.04694 |
127 |
107 |
13 |
7 |
2110 |
Due to climate change,I will be totally popped in an hour. It was a wonderful life. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
2111 |
Next Summer, let's vacation in Alaska instead of Arizona |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
2112 |
Looks like Larry was air-popped, not microwavable." |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
2113 |
And you still won't admit that climate change exists? |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
2114 |
Just because it’s hot doesn’t mean you have to start popping off |
1.2126 |
0.04127 |
127 |
103 |
21 |
3 |
2115 |
I told you before, in big business, never let them see you pop. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2116 |
Well, we might as well go see a movie now. |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
2117 |
When you said let's pop out for something to eat... |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
2118 |
Care for some butter, Mr. Climate Change Denier? |
1.2124 |
0.04941 |
113 |
95 |
12 |
6 |
2119 |
Global warming is poppin’ off! |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
2120 |
If you keep popping-off, you'll go blind. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2121 |
So this is how we go...Standing on a hot sidewalk waiting for the bus to get to work so that we can afford food and a roof over our heads while we sleep before going back to work. The meaning of our lives is to make the rich richer and then we die. |
1.2124 |
0.05251 |
113 |
97 |
8 |
8 |
2122 |
It's not the jivin I mind, it's the shuckin" |
1.2124 |
0.04064 |
113 |
90 |
22 |
1 |
2123 |
And I've been waiting to pop the question. |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
2124 |
'Get some popcorn. We're about to be hit by a tsunami of corny jokes.' |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
2125 |
Shuck me, it's hot... |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
2126 |
Seriously, it's hot enough with you popping off at me! |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
2127 |
Trust me" he says, "butter will work as a sunscreen. |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
99 |
84 |
9 |
6 |
2128 |
You can't beat the heat by popping off. |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
2129 |
Husk up! Life can take one kernel at a time out of you. |
1.2121 |
0.05611 |
99 |
85 |
7 |
7 |
2130 |
So you think it's corny that you popped, Pop? |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
99 |
84 |
9 |
6 |
2131 |
You're being passive-aggressive again |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
2132 |
Relax, Walter. It’s nothing but a Chinese hoax. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2133 |
Wow, it's so hot you could fry an egg on the pavement! |
1.2119 |
0.03592 |
151 |
121 |
28 |
2 |
2134 |
So much for 350 pops per million. |
1.2119 |
0.03830 |
151 |
123 |
24 |
4 |
2135 |
Maybe we shouldn’t go to the movies. |
1.2119 |
0.03830 |
151 |
123 |
24 |
4 |
2136 |
The only thing worse than global warming is global warming without butter. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2137 |
I told you it was too hot to go outside. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2138 |
I think this cornversation is getting a little too heated. |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
2139 |
Do you mind? |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
2140 |
Frank! Not in public! |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
2141 |
Climate change is a hoax. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2142 |
It was the dog! |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2143 |
Either global warming or more ethanol use is going to kill us. |
1.2118 |
0.05820 |
85 |
72 |
8 |
5 |
2144 |
Now we know why they invited us to a movie! |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
2145 |
I told you to put on sunblock! |
1.2117 |
0.03936 |
137 |
111 |
23 |
3 |
2146 |
Darn global warming is making me pop before my time. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2147 |
Looks like another existential
day. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2148 |
Five second rule! |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2149 |
Heat dome, can't you tell ? |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2150 |
I recommend using Pop-Secret. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2151 |
I wish they would stop calling me pop! |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2152 |
Not another pop out of you! |
1.2115 |
0.05409 |
104 |
89 |
8 |
7 |
2153 |
I told you it was too much tanning lotion... |
1.2114 |
0.05195 |
123 |
107 |
6 |
10 |
2154 |
I make my own popcorn. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
2155 |
Are you sure that was sunscreen and not coconut oil? |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
2156 |
My eyes popped out of my head. |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
2157 |
And you thought it would be a good idea to walk to the farmer’s market. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
2158 |
This is why I'm not a morning person. |
1.2114 |
0.04041 |
123 |
99 |
22 |
2 |
2159 |
So cute the way they call you Pop. |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
2160 |
Well, at least this year they'll have a smokey BBQ flavor. |
1.2113 |
0.03849 |
142 |
115 |
24 |
3 |
2161 |
I thought I told you not to use suntan oil! |
1.2113 |
0.04100 |
142 |
117 |
20 |
5 |
2162 |
Shucks it’s hot 🌽 |
1.2113 |
0.04451 |
142 |
120 |
14 |
8 |
2163 |
Whoever said it was humidity not the heat was an idiot. |
1.2112 |
0.03781 |
161 |
132 |
24 |
5 |
2164 |
Can't you wait until we're at the theater? |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2165 |
Still have a kernel of doubt that global warming is real? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2166 |
Maybe we should have moved to a state that believes in the consequences of climate change |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2167 |
Aw shucks, you know when the Nebraska
Cornhuskers kicked off their season yet?!!! |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2168 |
It's so hot i will popp all soon |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2169 |
Can we take a break? I'm popped. |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
2170 |
Damn, you're hot! |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
2171 |
: this sidewalk is so hot, you can fry an egg on it… |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
2172 |
I told you global warming was for real |
1.2109 |
0.04342 |
147 |
124 |
15 |
8 |
2173 |
So that is why there is no, Sunny Side of the Street. |
1.2109 |
0.03889 |
147 |
120 |
23 |
4 |
2174 |
No "excuse me" after all that poppin' ? |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
2175 |
I get so steamed when the bus is late! |
1.2105 |
0.05776 |
95 |
82 |
6 |
7 |
2176 |
That's what "cornhole" originally meant? Yuck! |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
2177 |
I still say Greta is clueless |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
2178 |
Boy, does climate change pop me off! |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
2179 |
I'll be completely popped out by the time the movie starts. |
1.2105 |
0.04221 |
114 |
92 |
20 |
2 |
2180 |
Sweetie,I hate to say this but you better start using more moisturizer. |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
2181 |
All I’m saying is we sweetcorns don’t have to put on a show like that. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2182 |
Cut that out. Your corny humor isn’t funny anymore. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
2183 |
The pressure is getting to me! |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
2184 |
Man, it’s popping hot out today. |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
2185 |
Apologies if I’m giving you an earful. |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
2186 |
I heard that in Texas they're getting creamed. |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
2187 |
VERY dry heat. |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
2188 |
I hate being typecast in some cornball cartoon. |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
2189 |
Who the hell covers himself in caramel before leaving the house? |
1.2101 |
0.04902 |
119 |
101 |
11 |
7 |
2190 |
Are you still mad? |
1.2101 |
0.03935 |
119 |
95 |
23 |
1 |
2191 |
Still better than getting tossed in a microwave. |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
2192 |
How many times do I have to tell you? It's sunscreen you want, not butter. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2193 |
Well what did you expect? It's Kansas in August... |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2194 |
This is no cornucopia! But I’ll admit… There’s kernel of truth to what you said. |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2195 |
Genetically modified isn't exactly helping us now, is it? |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2196 |
This is so premature of you, Cornecia |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2197 |
It's so hot that parts of my body are exploding |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
2198 |
I'm surprised that we reached maturity before this happened. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
2199 |
I'm not comfortable with what you're becoming. |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
2200 |
Told you not to put on too much lotion. |
1.2097 |
0.03845 |
124 |
99 |
24 |
1 |
2201 |
The heat is my starch enemy."
"You amaize me with your puns under pressure. |
1.2097 |
0.04475 |
124 |
103 |
16 |
5 |
2202 |
'Reducing oil will fix the problem'- Yeah sure |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
2203 |
See this is what happens wen you ask your countrymen to lend you an ear. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2204 |
Pop o' the day to you. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2205 |
Whew! It’s poppin’ hot out here! |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2206 |
If butter finds us; we're in trouble. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2207 |
Yes, I’m popping off on you. And no it is not corny. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2208 |
Global warming has really done a number on me. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2209 |
I told you we’d start popping if we shucked in this heat! |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2210 |
Cool it or you're going to be all over this sidewalk |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2211 |
I told you not to say "butter". |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2212 |
No... I don't believe in Climate Change. |
1.2095 |
0.03983 |
148 |
122 |
21 |
5 |
2213 |
Oh, sure. Move to Arizona, he said. Get away from winter, he said. |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
2214 |
This was not the makeover you promised. |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
2215 |
It’s getting late. I must be popping off. |
1.2093 |
0.04070 |
129 |
105 |
21 |
3 |
2216 |
I’m dating a weasel. |
1.2093 |
0.04070 |
129 |
105 |
21 |
3 |
2217 |
I told you SPF 30 wasn't strong enough. |
1.2093 |
0.04070 |
129 |
105 |
21 |
3 |
2218 |
I said, 'sunblock,' not 'sun tan lotion!' |
1.2093 |
0.04357 |
129 |
107 |
17 |
5 |
2219 |
Maybe that hungry-looking crowd running at us carrying salt, butter, and an enormous bowl can tell us what time it is! |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2220 |
I told you it was too hot outside. But you didn |
1.2093 |
0.04756 |
129 |
110 |
11 |
8 |
2221 |
I'm told, you're skin clears right up with a little butter... |
1.2093 |
0.04756 |
129 |
110 |
11 |
8 |
2222 |
Don't pop in public. It's corny. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2223 |
...so your stomach trouble is all cleared up? |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2224 |
Got your corn hole shut? |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2225 |
I guess in our case, it’s NOT the same going in as coming out. |
1.2090 |
0.03974 |
134 |
109 |
22 |
3 |
2226 |
Who are you calling yellow! |
1.2090 |
0.03974 |
134 |
109 |
22 |
3 |
2227 |
We should get out of the sun before we lose all of our kernels |
1.2089 |
0.03919 |
158 |
131 |
21 |
6 |
2228 |
We could be partners in a pop-up shop. |
1.2088 |
0.05745 |
91 |
78 |
7 |
6 |
2229 |
This is what happens when you go out half-shucked. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2230 |
No, it's not the humidity, it's the heat! |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
2231 |
I told you it was too hot out here; do I have your ear now |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2232 |
Oh, that reminds me. We need to buy eggs. |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
2233 |
Hey Jim,what’s poppin’’? |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
2234 |
Let’s keep on popping |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
2235 |
I have a side hustle working for a movie theater. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
2236 |
Are you sure you want to bring a baby corn into this world? |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
2237 |
I told you to put your sunscreen on! |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
2238 |
It used to seem really hot when our tennis shoes were sticking to the sidewalk… |
1.2086 |
0.03885 |
139 |
113 |
23 |
3 |
2239 |
I told you not to go outside without buttering up first. |
1.2086 |
0.03748 |
139 |
112 |
25 |
2 |
2240 |
Another unanticipated consequence of global warming? |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
2241 |
I forgot my dentures. |
1.2083 |
0.04718 |
120 |
101 |
13 |
6 |
2242 |
May they all get diverticulitis! |
1.2083 |
0.05322 |
96 |
81 |
10 |
5 |
2243 |
It's so hot out here. I'm about to burst! |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
144 |
119 |
20 |
5 |
2244 |
Man, like I told you,
Things are poppin around here |
1.2083 |
0.05322 |
96 |
81 |
10 |
5 |
2245 |
That new outfit really pops! |
1.2083 |
0.04082 |
120 |
97 |
21 |
2 |
2246 |
I used to think that frying an egg on the sidewalk was fun to watch. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2247 |
Okay, if we're so "popular," why can't we catch a cab? |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
2248 |
Climate change? No way. |
1.2083 |
0.04082 |
120 |
97 |
21 |
2 |
2249 |
You’re so hot, I’m popping 🔥 |
1.2083 |
0.04282 |
144 |
121 |
16 |
7 |
2250 |
Sure, let's spend the Summer in Florida...geez! |
1.2080 |
0.04724 |
125 |
106 |
12 |
7 |
2251 |
There was another meme before this one: Hot enough for you? |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2252 |
Heat Dome Syndrome? |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
2253 |
This global warming is killing me. I’d take a pot of boiling water over this any day! |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2254 |
When the pan pulls up, let’s pop in the back. |
1.2080 |
0.04586 |
125 |
105 |
14 |
6 |
2255 |
And they still think it’s not real |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
2256 |
I told you, no eye contact! |
1.2080 |
0.04443 |
125 |
104 |
16 |
5 |
2257 |
It gets worse when I'm nervous |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2258 |
I'm glad I keep another set of kernels at work. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2259 |
I told you to keep your shuck on! |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2260 |
Can anyone figure out what kernel of truth is going to put America back together again? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2261 |
The idea to visit Texas in July was a huge mistake. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2262 |
Tell the uber to bring a bag and have AC on full blast. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2263 |
I’ve had it up to ear with this heat |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2264 |
You know, suddenly I feel like going to a movie, whaddya think? |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2265 |
Is this popping sound worrisome to you too? |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2266 |
Relax. It’s just a-pop-ic dermatitis, it’s not contagious. |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2267 |
Global warming sure is poppin off |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2268 |
Honestly, this heat is killing me! |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
2269 |
Did we forget sunscreen again? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2270 |
Stop the corny jokes, Pop. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2271 |
Darn genetic modifications! |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2272 |
If this heat keeps up, we'll be toast! |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2273 |
This weight loss camp might be too extreme. You’re nothing but cob and husk! |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2274 |
I can’t ever keep my kernels in place in this humidity… |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
2275 |
I wanted to pop the question! |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2276 |
You're so hot, baby, you got me popping all over the place. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
2277 |
'Dry heat' my ear! |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2278 |
No, I don't think going to the movies will help in this case... |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2279 |
We were warned not to Pop Off |
1.2072 |
0.04976 |
111 |
94 |
11 |
6 |
2280 |
I know we need the exercise, but we agreed to get up early for our walk. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2281 |
Quit poppin' off! |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2282 |
Shucks, coming down the mountain really makes our ears pop! |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2283 |
It's been an honor to serve with you, kernel. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2284 |
Climate Change |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2285 |
Cool trick ... but doesn't that hurt? |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2286 |
This must be that thing they call climate change. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2287 |
Could be worse. I spotted a half-eaten fried egg on the sidewalk across the road. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2288 |
Wow! It's so hot. We are in a heat wave. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2289 |
Told you, Eric. Climate change is real. |
1.2072 |
0.04976 |
111 |
94 |
11 |
6 |
2290 |
Oh for crying out loud. The one day I replace my sunscreen with oil and it happens to be 355°. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2291 |
Keep Calm or Keep Poppin’ |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
2292 |
Okay, tell me again how climate change is just a theory. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2293 |
Have you never heard of premature pop-ulation? |
1.2069 |
0.04976 |
116 |
99 |
10 |
7 |
2294 |
Are you sure you want to go to a movie? |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2295 |
One more word and I'll pop you. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2296 |
You pop my corn and I’ll pop yours. |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2297 |
Okay kernel, I’m all ears. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2298 |
Don't you recognize me, I'm your Pop. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
2299 |
Well, would you look at that. It *was* the heat, not the humidity. |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
2300 |
If you open your ear you'll see there's more than a kernel of truth in this. |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
2301 |
This is worse than the time we went camping. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
2302 |
Jimmy popped corn and I don't care |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
2303 |
So THIS is what a high heat index means! |
1.2066 |
0.04827 |
121 |
103 |
11 |
7 |
2304 |
All right. Climate change may have a kernel of truth. |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
2305 |
Go on, I’m all ears.”
“No! That’s corny! |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2306 |
Sorry. I don’t usually just pop off like that. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2307 |
I told you it’s not safe for us out here between 10 and 2! |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2308 |
I'm 'Pop' but these aren't mine. |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
2309 |
Don’t you just hate the summer? |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
2310 |
Your dad jokes are so Pop-corn! |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
2311 |
All this heat. And me without a bowl. |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
2312 |
I always lose weight when we take these vacations in Florida. |
1.2063 |
0.04410 |
126 |
105 |
16 |
5 |
2313 |
I told you, without sunscreen, we'd need to behave like vampires. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2314 |
It’s days like these I wish we never escaped the freezer aisle. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2315 |
It 's a stress relief. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2316 |
No, no, not the table variety. It has to be the Epsom salt and the Shea butter, Barry. |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
2317 |
I told you we shouldn't bring the kids. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
2318 |
Pardon me. This heat just isn't agreeing with me. |
1.2061 |
0.03865 |
131 |
106 |
23 |
2 |
2319 |
Did you really just say, "Lend me your ear?" |
1.2059 |
0.05457 |
102 |
88 |
7 |
7 |
2320 |
Will you marry me? |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2321 |
I told you to wear sunscreen instead of canola oil! |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
2322 |
It feels like it’s 325 degrees out. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2323 |
You’re a weasel!”
“NO! YOU’RE a weasel! |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2324 |
You don't have to hide it, it's legal now in this state. |
1.2057 |
0.04331 |
141 |
119 |
15 |
7 |
2325 |
It should be over soon. |
1.2057 |
0.04213 |
141 |
118 |
17 |
6 |
2326 |
I'm tired of your "popping off "all the time! |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2327 |
This weather has gone from piping hot to popping hot. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2328 |
Your corniness is popping off. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2329 |
Hate to sound intellectual,but I think we've reached a temperature tipping point. |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2330 |
Like Shingles, they don't care! |
1.2056 |
0.05268 |
107 |
92 |
8 |
7 |
2331 |
Houston. You? |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2332 |
This is why I don't take the bus |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2333 |
so what are you taking Ozempic or mounjaro? |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2334 |
No, I don't want to fry an egg on the sidewalk. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
2335 |
Oh, Terry. You always know how to butter me up. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
2336 |
Dad ... I forgot the butter! |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
2337 |
Oy, I’m schvitzing! |
1.2054 |
0.05095 |
112 |
96 |
9 |
7 |
2338 |
This happens to me every time the temp touches 90. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2339 |
I'm about popped out! |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2340 |
Just be glad this didn't happen during your presentation. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2341 |
Must be that cornfield elephant. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2342 |
I told you not to put on the tanning oil today |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2343 |
So much for keeping your pop secret. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2344 |
It feels like a real ass-popper today. |
1.2054 |
0.04935 |
112 |
95 |
11 |
6 |
2345 |
I told you we should have left before sunrise |
1.2054 |
0.04935 |
112 |
95 |
11 |
6 |
2346 |
Quit popping off about how hot it is. |
1.2053 |
0.04236 |
151 |
128 |
15 |
8 |
2347 |
I thought it was "it's hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement" not
'it's hot enough to pop your corn'. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2348 |
Oh, sure. Don't try to pretend it's me that's making you hot and poppy! |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2349 |
if you see a salt shaker- RUN |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2350 |
Anyone for the movies? |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2351 |
Me?
I miss dressing in silk, a husky embrace & lubricious secrets - all ruined when I got shucked. Now I bathe in salty-hot unctuousness, just popping off. I may end up a cheap pipe. No: I'll likely convert to starch or a reduction of stock.
You? |
1.2051 |
0.04785 |
117 |
99 |
12 |
6 |
2352 |
I told you we needed the SPF 50. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2353 |
Summer can’t end fast enough. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2354 |
Corn is the new canary, I guess. |
1.2051 |
0.04937 |
117 |
100 |
10 |
7 |
2355 |
This damn global warming is making me pop! |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2356 |
I told you to use SPF 50. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
2357 |
I've heard sunscreen is just as likely to make you pop anyway. |
1.2049 |
0.04187 |
122 |
100 |
19 |
3 |
2358 |
Working in the heat like this makes me wish I had been canned. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
2359 |
And, you pooh-poohed global warming! |
1.2047 |
0.03764 |
127 |
102 |
24 |
1 |
2360 |
I feel like I’m popping at the seams. Do I look a little husky to you? |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
2361 |
Stop popping off in public! |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
2362 |
Shucks...did you say shucks! |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
2363 |
I don't know what to say. I have no idea what these things are. |
1.2044 |
0.04413 |
137 |
116 |
14 |
7 |
2364 |
Can you imagine what will happen if humans find out our kernels get fluffy with heat? |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
2365 |
It’s going …POP … to be …POP ….another scorcher today! |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
2366 |
I mean we can’t just stop living our lives because of a little heat wave |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
2367 |
If I knew you liked sunsets that much, I would have brought the bowl. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2368 |
Let's pop in on somebody with an air conditioner. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2369 |
Let’s not go to the movies today.” |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
2370 |
Fuckin' Texas. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2371 |
All right, ALL RIGHT! You don't have to go popping off about the weather conspiracy again! |
1.2041 |
0.04089 |
147 |
123 |
18 |
6 |
2372 |
I feel like I'm ready to pop any minute. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2373 |
Where did sheep start getting a taste for corn? |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2374 |
I thought it was pop goes the weasel. |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2375 |
I am simply too pooped to pop. |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2376 |
Must be a low pressure zone. Our ears are popping. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2377 |
We need to move to the South" you said...."some place where the weather's warmer" you said...."are you happy now? |
1.2039 |
0.05407 |
103 |
89 |
7 |
7 |
2378 |
And I thought I was too pooped to pop. |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2379 |
I should pop back into the house" |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
2380 |
I’ve had it with global warming. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2381 |
Yes I know its hot |
1.2037 |
0.05054 |
108 |
92 |
10 |
6 |
2382 |
This better be a bus stop. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2383 |
Cool your husks, friend. That's your pop-corn-ality popping into view! |
1.2037 |
0.05054 |
108 |
92 |
10 |
6 |
2384 |
You were right. I should’ve worn protection. |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2385 |
It's not the sun. It's your stinky hot air. |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2386 |
So much for "As long as it's not humid we'll be fine." |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
2387 |
I love it when you call me Big Poppa |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2388 |
You’re corny bro |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2389 |
What more does it take to convince you of global warming? |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2390 |
Now who's wrong about climate change? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2391 |
I'm steamed! |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2392 |
No, I don't have any butter. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
2393 |
See what happens when you pop off at the mouth. |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
2394 |
I knew we should have used the SPF 100! |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2395 |
It makes the same sound, but at least we’re not sweating bullets. |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
2396 |
Stop telling me those pea-brain jokes. Corny ones are always better. |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
2397 |
Sure, you can blame it on the heat; but I know corn farts when I smell 'em. |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
2398 |
It’s popping’ hot out here! |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
2399 |
We've got a problem ... call Weasel NOW! |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
2400 |
I'm starting to think that wasn't sunscreen. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
2401 |
When the sun gets a little higher, you can call me Pop. |
1.2033 |
0.03992 |
123 |
100 |
21 |
2 |
2402 |
There! Now stop asking me, "Hot enough for ya?" |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
2403 |
it gets worse |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
2404 |
What makes you think I'm angry? |
1.2031 |
0.04347 |
128 |
107 |
16 |
5 |
2405 |
Whew -- I'm popped. |
1.2031 |
0.03899 |
128 |
104 |
22 |
2 |
2406 |
I told you those chicken wings were too
damn hot! |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
2407 |
You’d best get back in the fridge…..and tell the eggs to stay put. |
1.2031 |
0.04347 |
128 |
107 |
16 |
5 |
2408 |
Pass the butter |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
2409 |
I guess we shouldn't use sunscreen. |
1.2030 |
0.03959 |
133 |
109 |
21 |
3 |
2410 |
Bro, did you fart? |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
2411 |
You're not wearing any sunscreen are you...? |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
2412 |
The swelling's pretty bad today. |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
2413 |
Either way, we'll be buttered. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2414 |
Want to pop across the street? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2415 |
I hope this doesn’t hurt our chances of getting hired at the ethanol plant. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2416 |
Hot enough to fry an egg isn’t exactly the image that comes to mind. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2417 |
You know Bob, I really think it’s time we cancel ‘the weather’ as an appropriate topic of conversation. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2418 |
Actually that one was my knee. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2419 |
It's important to stay hydrated." |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2420 |
No, we're NOT going to the Breakstone's. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2421 |
Boston, Denver, and LA; you never said Austin was where you called home. |
1.2019 |
0.05359 |
104 |
90 |
7 |
7 |
2422 |
This heat takes it out of you, doesn't it? |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2423 |
I don’t know why I agreed to go to Texas in the Summer! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2424 |
I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be corn. We've got a street, sidewalk, two rows of hedges, mountain, sun, sky. As for the puffballs, you'll have to ask that old Millsap the third. |
1.2019 |
0.05359 |
104 |
90 |
7 |
7 |
2425 |
Who’s great idea was it to vacation in Texas? |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2426 |
I knew the matinee wasn’t worth it. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2427 |
Want to hear a corny joke? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2428 |
I get the feeling that rising global temperatures are gonna be a real problem for us. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2429 |
Don't pop off just because we missed the bus. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2430 |
Bro, we get it..you’re the hot one. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2431 |
no need to get so heated, Pop. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2432 |
Its so hot, I am literally getting cooked ! |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2433 |
How about a movie? Air conditioned theater, melted butter . . .? |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2434 |
I told you it was too hot for a walk. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2435 |
Don’t tell me it’s the humidity! |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2436 |
This heat is a shucking nightmare! |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2437 |
I told you your hot air would come back to haunt us. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2438 |
It’s gonna be cloudy,” you said. “No need for sunscreen,” you said. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2439 |
Your mom and I are hoping you will follow in your grandad's footsteps at The Starlight Movie Theatre Octoplex. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2440 |
We should pop inside for a snack |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2441 |
You're so salty |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2442 |
They take after your mother, dear. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2443 |
Anything except ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.’ |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2444 |
I told you, genetic modification would not protect us from climate change . |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2445 |
Hey there, what's poppin'? |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
2446 |
Poolside in Arizona is not my idea of a vacation |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
2447 |
First you pop off at me and then you try to butter me up!! Really?? |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2448 |
And you say global warming is a myth? |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2449 |
Son, you can’t be popping your kernels, every time a pretty ear walks by. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2450 |
The future is upon us! |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2451 |
I’m in heat! |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
2452 |
It's hotter than a popcorn fart! |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2453 |
Corny cartoons really stink. |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
2454 |
Sorry for popping off at you like this. |
1.2017 |
0.04061 |
119 |
97 |
20 |
2 |
2455 |
Are you sure that was tanning butter? Because that AMC worker is waiting with a bucket. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2456 |
Who wanted to play the weather by ear? Hm? |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2457 |
Aw Shucks, another corny idea popped into my ear! |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2458 |
Sweet Jesus, it's gonna be a real scorcher today." |
1.2017 |
0.04711 |
119 |
101 |
12 |
6 |
2459 |
It's the heat right now but corny pop music will also do the trick. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2460 |
You never wait til we get to the party! |
1.2017 |
0.04061 |
119 |
97 |
20 |
2 |
2461 |
This is what happened to our friends the Poppers. We could be next if we don’t hurry. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2462 |
Oh, oh. That family’s returning but now they have butter and salt! |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
2463 |
Wanna hear a corny Dad Joke? |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
2464 |
Corn on the curb if a man diss me |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2465 |
I told you it was too hot, Pops! |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2466 |
I think we’re supposed to be ears of corn. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2467 |
Did you put butter on? |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
2468 |
Looks like someone went jogging huskless again. |
1.2016 |
0.04454 |
129 |
109 |
14 |
6 |
2469 |
I hope they are not showing Field of Dreams. |
1.2016 |
0.04454 |
129 |
109 |
14 |
6 |
2470 |
I'm sick and tired of pop culture! |
1.2016 |
0.04454 |
129 |
109 |
14 |
6 |
2471 |
Which inconvenient truth - climate change or perimenopause? |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
2472 |
I warned you that moving to Phoenix was going to be a mistake. |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
2473 |
Stop calling me that. Call me Dad. |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
2474 |
What’s sunscreen? |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
2475 |
I told you it was way too hot to go out today! |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
2476 |
Your stupid sun screen oil is making this worse! |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
2477 |
Don’t tell me you believe in those global warming cornspiracies, Frank. Your kernels always pop in the summer. |
1.2016 |
0.04845 |
129 |
112 |
8 |
9 |
2478 |
Man, it sure is hot today |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
2479 |
Pop, pop, Jiffy Pop", that's all you have to say for yourself |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
2480 |
Son...Stop calling me Pop! |
1.2014 |
0.04232 |
139 |
117 |
16 |
6 |
2481 |
It's hotter than a microwave out here. |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
2482 |
Yeah, everybody likes us until we get caught in their teeth. |
1.2014 |
0.04248 |
144 |
122 |
15 |
7 |
2483 |
Tell me more- I'm all ears |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2484 |
Personally, I don't think they will see the existential threat of global warming to cornkind until the streets are filled with popcorn. |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
2485 |
So now the truth comes out. |
1.2000 |
0.03846 |
130 |
106 |
22 |
2 |
2486 |
Good thing we are going to the movies! |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
2487 |
Orville Reden-back off, man. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2488 |
I’ll tell you this Marge, menopause is one formidable foe. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2489 |
You're a liar. There isn't a kernel of truth to what you're saying. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2490 |
Just cool it, will you? |
1.2000 |
0.03762 |
135 |
110 |
23 |
2 |
2491 |
Frying an egg on the sidewalk is so last century. |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
2492 |
Is it me or it is just too hot? |
1.2000 |
0.04544 |
125 |
106 |
13 |
6 |
2493 |
Let me handle this when the Uber guy gets here |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2494 |
Now we're the ones cookin' on the sidewalk......tell the eggs their run is over. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
2495 |
Corny"! I said "Corny"...
You're such a perve.. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2496 |
Thanks for popping by. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
2497 |
See what happens when you get me all fired up. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2498 |
That was your corniest joke yet. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2499 |
Hot enough to keep us popping |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
2500 |
Are we in Texas? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2501 |
You really pop my corns! |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2502 |
Hitch-hiking. Great idea, Clem. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2503 |
Confession: I've held off telling you about my new butt tattoo.... |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2504 |
I told you, coming to Texas this summer was a bad idea. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2505 |
And finally, why aren't we featured in a cobb salad? |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
2506 |
There you go again ... always popping off. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2507 |
It's too hot out here, we better pop inside. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2508 |
We have enough. Let's go to a movie. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2509 |
Pop yourself, Mama. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2510 |
Guess I was wrong: I thought you wanted me to pop the question. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2511 |
It's so hot, it sounds like the 4th of July! |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
2512 |
Who’s brilliant idea was it put oil on? |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2513 |
I knew I was so hot I HAD to participate in the art of popping. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2514 |
You’re a handful. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2515 |
My gerontologist calls it "elder dust". |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
2516 |
Don't you try and butter me up... |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2517 |
? “June Is Bustin’ Out All Over”
You do you ! |
1.2000 |
0.05318 |
100 |
86 |
8 |
6 |
2518 |
I told you the POP index was high today. |
1.2000 |
0.03846 |
130 |
106 |
22 |
2 |
2519 |
If the kernel makes us stand out here one more time, I’m calling the cobs. |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
2520 |
Stay out of the heat they say. There’s a kernel of truth in it, right? |
1.2000 |
0.04969 |
110 |
94 |
10 |
6 |
2521 |
There you go, popping off about climate change again |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2522 |
I told you not to forget your sunblock |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2523 |
Where is he? I am beside myself with worry. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2524 |
They think popcorn is weird? Have they heard of QAnon? |
1.2000 |
0.04123 |
150 |
127 |
16 |
7 |
2525 |
That natural stuff's got no antipopspirant. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
2526 |
I have a feeling we're not in Nebraska anymore. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
2527 |
Maybe we should finally get out our summer husks. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2528 |
Calling me “Pop” makes me nervous. |
1.2000 |
0.04031 |
120 |
98 |
20 |
2 |
2529 |
We could have had a life together. Instead all we've got is Broke Back Mountain. |
1.2000 |
0.04815 |
115 |
98 |
11 |
6 |
2530 |
I REALLY shouldn’t have eaten that third burrito. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2531 |
Can you smell butter?”
“Omg run! |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2532 |
How much further? I’m popped |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2533 |
Tumbling tumbleweeds are part of the western motif! |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2534 |
This heat is making me lose my kernels |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
2535 |
It’s not self-cannibalism if I eat yours. |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
2536 |
Stop being dramatic, it's not *that* hot out. |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
2537 |
Fine, fine, let’s go before everything blows up |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
2538 |
They say swallowing helps... |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2539 |
. Oh no. We only have bus passes for two ! |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
2540 |
No, it’s definitely NOT the humidity, Francis! |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2541 |
They say if we don’t half our greenhouse gas emissions by 2030, we’ll all be popped. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
2542 |
If global warming isn’t real, why am I turning into popcorn? |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
2543 |
Given a choice; living in a cracker box. |
1.1986 |
0.03716 |
146 |
120 |
23 |
3 |
2544 |
Like you don’t fart? |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
2545 |
Oh that's not popcorn, I have leprosy. |
1.1985 |
0.04528 |
136 |
117 |
11 |
8 |
2546 |
It happens every time you call me "Pops" instead of "Dad" |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
2547 |
There's nothing like a hot summer day that brings out the best in us.
Wouldn't you agree? |
1.1985 |
0.03662 |
131 |
106 |
24 |
1 |
2548 |
I should have asked for SPF 30. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
2549 |
Is it hot in here, or is it me? |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
2550 |
That's corny ! |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
2551 |
Ouch! I think I just heard a pop... |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
2552 |
Still don't believe in climate change? |
1.1984 |
0.04510 |
126 |
107 |
13 |
6 |
2553 |
If that freakin bus doesn't come soon..." |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
2554 |
i think that husk really makes your eyes pop! |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
2555 |
They say the heat index will reach “buttery” today. |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
2556 |
Hold your nose amd blow. |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
2557 |
Pop and Sun |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
2558 |
I keep hearing a popping sound in my ear. You? |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
2559 |
Are you sure we used sunscreen and not butter? |
1.1983 |
0.04001 |
121 |
99 |
20 |
2 |
2560 |
Still beats Iowa |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
2561 |
If you ask me, the unpopped life is not worth living |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
2562 |
Your synapses are misfiring again, George. |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
2563 |
I guess now is a good time to say I really didn’t really care for Seinfeld |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2564 |
It only happen when I fart. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2565 |
Don’t you dare say it |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
2566 |
You think you're so hot. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2567 |
Why does your sunscreen smell like butter? |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2568 |
Gotta get out the sun. Starting to roast out here. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2569 |
Man, it's microwave hot out today. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2570 |
If it gets any hotter, we're toast! |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2571 |
Do you ever feel like you’re a walking, talking meme about global warming? |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2572 |
Don't try to butter me up by telling jokes about how hot it is. |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
2573 |
I don’t know about you, but my ears are popping. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2574 |
Still think it's not too hot? |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2575 |
And I thought I was going to be a Green Giant! |
1.1982 |
0.04927 |
111 |
95 |
10 |
6 |
2576 |
We must hurry across before the chicken gets here! |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2577 |
A heated argument,or global warming? |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2578 |
-Bus is late,we’re gonna miss the opening
-I’m not fond of Pop Art anyway… |
1.1982 |
0.04011 |
111 |
90 |
20 |
1 |
2579 |
You ok there, Pop? |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2580 |
Are you wearing butter cologne? |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
2581 |
I knew we shouldn't have used that oily sunscreen... |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2582 |
To hot to Pop |
1.1981 |
0.04114 |
106 |
86 |
19 |
1 |
2583 |
Pop told us not to visit the Southwest! |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
2584 |
Those health nuts left us as tumble weeds |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2585 |
I'm against pop culture. |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2586 |
Hey, where did Fred go? |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
2587 |
This is why I can’t wait for winter. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2588 |
We must be in Texas |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2589 |
Jesus Christ, Marvin. Get your act together. |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
2590 |
We live in a godless universe. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2591 |
If it gets any hotter, we're in trouble." |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2592 |
I warned you about the heat in Florida |
1.1980 |
0.05454 |
101 |
88 |
6 |
7 |
2593 |
Why didn’t I just go with the Ozempic? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2594 |
Sounds corny, but the planet's becoming an air popper. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2595 |
Stay popping while tanning is our nature, son. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2596 |
Global popping. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2597 |
It’s way too hot to be wearing a husk today. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2598 |
Now, I believe in climate change. |
1.1979 |
0.05261 |
96 |
82 |
9 |
5 |
2599 |
No I did not pop the question. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2600 |
It’s not just the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2601 |
The most gratifying sound of "PoP" to LGBT parents !! |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2602 |
It gets any hotter and we're not gonna make it to the movie. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2603 |
We call it the after life! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2604 |
This sun light makes my body look puffy |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2605 |
My dermatologist says I should use an oil-free sunscreen. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2606 |
They don't call him Pop-Pop for nothing. |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2607 |
Don't talk to ME about frying an egg on the sidewalk. |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
2608 |
Don’t be popping off at me young man! |
1.1974 |
0.03498 |
152 |
124 |
26 |
2 |
2609 |
Hotter than a popcorn fart |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
2610 |
Another day like this and we'll be nothing but cob. |
1.1971 |
0.03712 |
137 |
112 |
23 |
2 |
2611 |
Oroville would've never let this happen! |
1.1971 |
0.04252 |
137 |
116 |
15 |
6 |
2612 |
Tickles! |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
2613 |
Pop off like that again and see what happens. |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
2614 |
This heat has a transformative power. |
1.1970 |
0.03793 |
132 |
108 |
22 |
2 |
2615 |
Whose idea was Kansas in August? |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
2616 |
You say you can’t control it, then get some professional help. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
2617 |
We have to lay off that purple pill. |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
2618 |
This isn't what I meant when I said to wear something that pops. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2619 |
If you have a solution, I'm all ears! |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2620 |
By no way was this my idea of losing weight. |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
2621 |
Dude! What did you eat last night? |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2622 |
If it gets any hotter I'm going lose it all. |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
2623 |
Which way for you -- ethanol or high-fructose corn syrup?"
(This caption is from the spouse of the subscriber. The subscriber is Harriet Jansma; the submission is from Jerome Jansma. |
1.1969 |
0.04748 |
127 |
110 |
9 |
8 |
2624 |
It’s the rapture! |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2625 |
If one more person asks me if it's hot enough for me... |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
2626 |
Obviously, a bad day for a Cob to be jogging. |
1.1967 |
0.04603 |
122 |
104 |
12 |
6 |
2627 |
Excuse me but that last pop sounded suspiciously un-cornlike. |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
2628 |
Go to sunny Mexico, It'll be fun, they said. |
1.1967 |
0.03797 |
122 |
99 |
22 |
1 |
2629 |
Pollen everywhere . . . someone needs to use a condom. |
1.1967 |
0.04889 |
122 |
106 |
8 |
8 |
2630 |
I'm gaining empathy for cannibals |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
2631 |
We need to get out of Arizona. |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
2632 |
Better butter up, todays gonna be a scorcher |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
2633 |
They say it's not the heat, it's the humidity. I say it's the butter and salt that gets me...' |
1.1967 |
0.04603 |
122 |
104 |
12 |
6 |
2634 |
Can you not do that somewhere else? |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2635 |
And I 'll bet you could also fry an egg on the sidewalk--but that's too cliché . |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2636 |
i know its only 200 but i feels like 212 because of the humidity, and also butter has no spf rating |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2637 |
I should have listened to my dermatologist. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2638 |
I told you it was too hot to go out today. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2639 |
You got to stop getting so heated… Someday, you’re going to pop. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
2640 |
Texas. Am I right? |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2641 |
I thought you packed the salt. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2642 |
Due to the heat, the corn kernels are popping. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
2643 |
Still don't believe in global warming, eh? |
1.1964 |
0.04718 |
112 |
95 |
12 |
5 |
2644 |
Sure is hotter than hull out here, right? |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2645 |
There's something on your butt. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2646 |
Orville's at it again. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2647 |
This hot weather's a blast! |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2648 |
This is what happens when you have to be non-GMO. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2649 |
No, Pop. That old joke was too corney |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2650 |
What's happening, Mr.Kernel, my friend?The sun comes up and we start a'popping! Is this an outdoor microwave? |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2651 |
At this rate,we will disappear by sunset. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2652 |
How many times have I warned you about eating beans. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2653 |
Okay, it's too hot, let's go to Cornwall |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2654 |
Whatever happens, promise me--no white cheddar. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2655 |
Never should have ditched the silk underwear! |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2656 |
Aw shucks, my cob is starting to show. |
1.1961 |
0.03716 |
153 |
127 |
22 |
4 |
2657 |
And you said global corning wasn't real. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2658 |
I hate ‘Bring Your Kids to Work’ day. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2659 |
It’s a natural process and it just happens on its own sometimes. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2660 |
Quit complaining. There will be air conditioning on the bus. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2661 |
Pop music is literally killing us. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2662 |
I told you to stop popping by. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2663 |
Those damn colonels are hot today! Popping off orders left and right! They may ignite a war! |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
2664 |
Global warming makes it hard to keep your cool, no? |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2665 |
It was doctor recommended to discover the full potential. I didn't know it would pop out this soon when out in the sun |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2666 |
I know it’s hot, but try to keep it together, pal! |
1.1958 |
0.03877 |
143 |
119 |
20 |
4 |
2667 |
I'm going out as caramel corn or nuthin! |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2668 |
That global warming scam may have a kernel of truth to it. |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
2669 |
Women just aren’t impressed by that anymore Orville. |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
2670 |
It can could be worse...my brother was sold to Chipotle. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2671 |
Kids these days |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
2672 |
When you said “pop off”, this isn’t what I had in mind. |
1.1957 |
0.04467 |
138 |
119 |
11 |
8 |
2673 |
Just a few more minutes, ok? Concession stand prices at the movies are getting out of hand. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
2674 |
Are you eating those? |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2675 |
Would you stop popping off. |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2676 |
It's going to be a hot one. |
1.1953 |
0.04159 |
128 |
107 |
17 |
4 |
2677 |
Go to a movie? You got a death wish or something? |
1.1953 |
0.03852 |
128 |
105 |
21 |
2 |
2678 |
And you thought sea level rising was our main issue. |
1.1953 |
0.04159 |
128 |
107 |
17 |
4 |
2679 |
It’s hot out here… I am starting to pop! |
1.1951 |
0.04420 |
123 |
104 |
14 |
5 |
2680 |
Fry an egg on the sidewalk my ass... |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
2681 |
oh what a relief it is |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
2682 |
Okay, you were right, that party was poppin |
1.1951 |
0.03942 |
123 |
101 |
20 |
2 |
2683 |
How hot is it?……. It’s so hot I could pop! |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
2684 |
It was your dumb idea to move to Texas. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2685 |
My ears are popping with the heat! |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2686 |
If one more of our friends complains about the heat, I'm going to explode! |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2687 |
In this heat, even a popsicle would pop. How corny is that? |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
2688 |
Sorry - must be the new fertilizer. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2689 |
Damn Heat Dome! |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2690 |
I feel like watching a movie. |
1.1949 |
0.04702 |
118 |
101 |
11 |
6 |
2691 |
Stop calling me "Pops"! |
1.1949 |
0.04702 |
118 |
101 |
11 |
6 |
2692 |
This oil-based sunscreen really caused a reaction. |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
2693 |
You're clouding my judgment. |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
2694 |
Exercise increases body temperature and the pressure created by the water in your kernels causes that popping sensation. Right now, you’re losing water weight. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2695 |
I know, I know. "It's not the heat. It's the humidity." But sometimes, it's the heat! |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2696 |
1 out of 10 dermatologists said that we could forgo the sunblock and we got careless |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
2697 |
8am and I am already roasting! |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2698 |
What in the shuck is going on here? |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2699 |
This global warming thing has its funny side. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2700 |
Pop Icons |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2701 |
Microwaving would have been quicker. |
1.1947 |
0.03741 |
113 |
91 |
22 |
0 |
2702 |
It’s only going to get worse. |
1.1947 |
0.04846 |
113 |
97 |
10 |
6 |
2703 |
Well, I guess we’re the new standard for pop culture. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
2704 |
i had a different idea of getting buttered up |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2705 |
I thought you said it was SHEA butter? |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2706 |
Something stuck in your teeth? |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2707 |
Get a room, dude. |
1.1944 |
0.04826 |
108 |
92 |
11 |
5 |
2708 |
If I had gotten up ten minutes earlier, this walk of shame would have been a lot less embarrassing. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2709 |
I am going to kill the next person who asks us, “Hot enough for you?” |
1.1944 |
0.05002 |
108 |
93 |
9 |
6 |
2710 |
This heat’s changing my opinion of you, Pete |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2711 |
I know it's what they wanted, but maybe we shouldn't have had them cremated. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2712 |
‘Looks like it’s poppin’ off’ |
1.1944 |
0.05002 |
108 |
93 |
9 |
6 |
2713 |
I guess we are going to pop in at the party... |
1.1942 |
0.03664 |
139 |
114 |
23 |
2 |
2714 |
It's so embarrassing - you're not supposed to be doing this is public! |
1.1942 |
0.04317 |
139 |
119 |
13 |
7 |
2715 |
I like it better when people come at us typewriter style and take out a whole row. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2716 |
Teenagers! |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2717 |
I'm Popcorn. Are you Momcorn? |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2718 |
Why do eggs get all the attention? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2719 |
Some like it hot and some pop when the heat is on |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2720 |
Well,I guess we'll be forced to reduce our exposure before we totally embarrass ourselves! |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2721 |
Phew ! Sunset at last. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2722 |
It's a hot one out there today. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2723 |
God, it's hot . |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2724 |
This heat is making me too popped to participate! |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2725 |
And people claim climate change is a hoax. HA! |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2726 |
I'm hitting the road for the summer, pal. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2727 |
Butter is not a sunblock. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2728 |
I told you we needed more sunscreen. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2729 |
Now I know climate change is a thing! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2730 |
This sun really makes you pop,huh? |
1.1939 |
0.05553 |
98 |
86 |
5 |
7 |
2731 |
Global warming’s really getting personal |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2732 |
Who knew Pop was a weasel? |
1.1939 |
0.05361 |
98 |
85 |
7 |
6 |
2733 |
For Pete’s sake, Seymour. Just FRY a friggin’ egg or shut your corn hole! |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2734 |
I told you that new butter squeeze bottle looked too much like the sunscreen bottle. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2735 |
And I was saving myself for Ethanol. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
2736 |
Let's hope there will be a 50% chance of salt and butter today. |
1.1938 |
0.03709 |
160 |
134 |
21 |
5 |
2737 |
You got any of that cocoa butter sunscreen left? |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2738 |
Don't butter me up. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2739 |
GMO sheep got mixed in with our batch again |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
2740 |
Will you stop popping off? |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2741 |
At least we are finally losing weight! |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2742 |
I knew we should have taken an Uber rather than wait for the bus. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2743 |
Yeah. They do smell like popcorn. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2744 |
Hot enough to fry an egg
on the sidewalk, my foot. |
1.1933 |
0.04090 |
150 |
128 |
15 |
7 |
2745 |
I'm feeling' global warming |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
2746 |
Told ya. Yer fulla hot air. |
1.1933 |
0.03501 |
150 |
123 |
25 |
2 |
2747 |
Eww! That's what you get for squeezing them, Patty. |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2748 |
WOW! it's popping hot |
1.1933 |
0.04008 |
119 |
98 |
19 |
2 |
2749 |
Yo bitch, what's poppin' |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2750 |
Suncorned |
1.1933 |
0.04665 |
119 |
102 |
11 |
6 |
2751 |
This is a helluva way to lose weight. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2752 |
Still not sure about global warming? |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2753 |
And all anyone wants to talk about is frying eggs… |
1.1933 |
0.04665 |
119 |
102 |
11 |
6 |
2754 |
It's hard keeping my cool, listening to all these climate change deniers. It really pops my kernels. |
1.1933 |
0.04008 |
119 |
98 |
19 |
2 |
2755 |
Scientists urge civilians to heed the warnings of global warming; fear they may be falling on deaf ears. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
2756 |
As usual, the eggs get all the glory. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2757 |
It is so hot that I bet you could fry an egg on the sidewalk! |
1.1931 |
0.03828 |
145 |
121 |
20 |
4 |
2758 |
A day in sunny Tucson |
1.1930 |
0.03916 |
114 |
93 |
20 |
1 |
2759 |
What does "UV - 8" even mean? Now "UV - Orville Redenbacher" I would understand. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2760 |
Climate change is gonna be the end of me. |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
2761 |
I haven't seen this many poppin' days since '68! |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
2762 |
I think you need more sunscreen. |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
2763 |
Yeah, I’ve heard the talk about “global warming”, but these heat domes are just too much! |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2764 |
And then tomorrow when it snows, we’ll get the salt. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2765 |
pretty sure that was real cream butter” |
1.1929 |
0.04042 |
140 |
118 |
17 |
5 |
2766 |
I think we're done here! |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2767 |
What’s that popping sound? |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2768 |
Don’t give me schucks! You said it was going to be overcast! |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
2769 |
You got the yips too? |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
2770 |
Dont worry - I used to do that too when I was your age. You should learn to meditate. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
2771 |
A little walk will do you good, she says. Oh, it's not that hot, she says. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
2772 |
This heat is taking a lot out of me. |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2773 |
In my days as a colonel, I never came under fire. |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2774 |
The forecast is for a cloudburst of butter at noon followed by a hailstorm of salt. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2775 |
It could be worse. We could be in a Texas prison. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2776 |
Did you remember sunscreen? |
1.192 |