Contest #856


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You don’t have to say ‘excuse me’ every single time. 1.7411 0.00954 7161 3499 2017 1645
1 Move to Arizona he says. What could go wrong he says. 1.7352 0.01164 4701 2284 1378 1039
2 My ear keeps popping. 1.7197 0.01100 5320 2667 1477 1176
3 If you say "at least it's a dry heat" one more time....I swear to God.... 1.7107 0.01239 4120 2071 1170 879
4 Don't you hate that feeling when your ears keep popping? 1.7074 0.01191 4477 2269 1249 959
5 The bus will be here in a jiffy, Pop. 1.7006 0.01467 2889 1460 834 595
6 It turns out it is the heat, not the humidity. 1.6974 0.01443 2842 1401 900 541
7 Was that you? 1.6861 0.01466 2826 1441 831 554
8 You couldn't hold it until we got home? 1.6838 0.01125 4912 2548 1369 995
9 It usually doesn't happen this fast on a first date. 1.6778 0.01080 5310 2775 1471 1064
10 Sorry. It just popped out of my mouth. 1.6739 0.01872 1714 885 503 326
11 I’m wanted for a salt and buttery. 1.6730 0.01068 5646 3041 1410 1195
12 Of course, the one day I don’t put on butter 1.6722 0.01186 4152 2115 1283 754
13 I told you butter as a sunscreen was a bad idea. 1.6714 0.01378 3153 1632 925 596
14 I had to put my wife in a bowl yesterday 1.6700 0.01321 3479 1819 989 671
15 I told you to pop before we left the house. 1.6670 0.01616 2282 1186 670 426
16 Don't blame me. I voted for Al Gore. 1.6655 0.02056 1441 760 403 278
17 Take it from me, people are going to start trying to butter you up. 1.6650 0.01454 2740 1406 846 488
18 I think I just popped my pants 1.6624 0.01190 4487 2439 1124 924
19 [Caption unavailable due to writers' strike.] 1.6619 0.01304 3875 2153 879 843
20 I’m beginning to think there’s a kernel of truth to this whole global warming thing. 1.6608 0.01306 3411 1767 1034 610
21 Corn on the curb 1.6520 0.01051 5423 2896 1518 1009
22 Climate change? I'm beginning to think there's a kernel of truth to it. 1.6512 0.01306 3243 1659 1056 528
23 I don’t like the look of that guy with the salt shaker. 1.6500 0.00995 5868 3089 1744 1035
24 I hear it's even worse for the eggs. 1.6475 0.01326 3268 1717 986 565
25 I’m starting to wonder why we were given free movie tickets. 1.6450 0.00966 6429 3476 1759 1194
26 I don’t know, Steve, please tell me: how hot is it? 1.6423 0.01277 3531 1874 1046 611
27 And this is how we know that butter is no substitute for sunscreen. 1.6422 0.01827 1649 854 531 264
28 My dermatologist said that if you keep skipping sunscreen, you’ll be all cob in five years. 1.6417 0.01368 3048 1610 920 518
29 Can you not retain a single kernel of self-control? 1.6410 0.01242 3838 2072 1072 694
30 Global warming? Might be a kernel of truth in that. 1.6398 0.01243 3654 1926 1118 610
31 I think moving to Texas was a big mistake 1.6383 0.01223 3768 1990 1151 627
32 Hotter than a microwave out here today 1.6369 0.01148 4401 2365 1269 767
33 Maybe global warming has a kernel of truth. 1.6365 0.01565 2286 1206 705 375
34 I’m beginning to think there’s at least a kernel of truth in all this talk about global warming. You? 1.6354 0.01440 2710 1435 828 447
35 I’m going to be naked by the time this bus arrives! 1.6331 0.01252 3508 1844 1107 557
36 It’s starting to feel like a microwave out here. 1.6326 0.01277 3462 1847 1040 575
37 Son, please stop calling me "Pop!" Just go with "Dad." 1.6287 0.01196 3946 2117 1177 652
38 Yes Orvill. It is hot enough for me. Thanks ever so much for asking. 1.6270 0.01540 2327 1238 719 370
39 This Land O' Lakes sun block sucks. 1.6221 0.01284 3599 2004 951 644
40 I hate this shucking weather. 1.6191 0.01343 3368 1908 835 625
41 How do I know they're mine? 1.6174 0.01322 3238 1772 933 533
42 Shuck this." 1.6143 0.01895 1618 902 438 278
43 Moira, you really need to see someone about these hot flashes. 1.6142 0.01242 3657 2009 1050 598
44 Fox News said it was a vaccine side effect. 1.6092 0.01856 1676 939 453 284
45 The heat and humidity always makes me break out. 1.6021 0.01766 1684 910 534 240
46 I need to re-apply my butter. 1.6010 0.01243 3865 2233 941 691
47 It's not the heat, it's the humiliation..." 1.5879 0.01353 3186 1856 787 543
48 Is it hotter than usual or is it just me? 1.5878 0.01449 2460 1351 772 337
49 I can see the headline now: ‘Ears violate noise ordinance.’ 1.5872 0.01476 2827 1695 604 528
50 Would it be weird if I ate it? 1.5753 0.01554 2345 1373 595 377
51 Would you judge me if I ate one? 1.5738 0.01493 2473 1433 661 379
52 Something smells good 1.5709 0.01679 1734 955 568 211
53 Mama said there’d be maize like this. 1.5704 0.01615 2258 1358 512 388
54 Remember you said there was not one kernel of truth to global warming? 1.5650 0.01625 2214 1338 501 375
55 First time in Texas? 1.5582 0.01710 1872 1108 483 281
56 Because corny jokes are the only kind I know how to tell. 1.5551 0.01767 1724 1018 455 251
57 Can't you wait until the movie starts?” 1.5548 0.01828 1898 1212 319 367
58 It’s hot flashes. 1.5480 0.01810 1637 976 425 236
59 OK. I admit it. I was wrong to doubt climate change. 1.5479 0.02236 1024 598 291 135
60 Now do you believe that Climate Change is real? 1.5465 0.02302 968 567 273 128
61 If this heat wave keeps up, I'll be naked by noon. 1.5458 0.01827 1649 998 402 249
62 Okay, you were right. We should have dressed as zucchini. 1.5431 0.02293 963 564 275 124
63 What did you say? My ears just popped. 1.5430 0.01904 1534 937 361 236
64 It feels like a microwave out here. 1.5429 0.01901 1514 918 370 226
65 You should have seen a doctor when it was just corn flakes. 1.5429 0.01919 1400 827 386 187
66 This sunscreen isn't working. 1.5427 0.01916 1406 831 387 188
67 You were the one who wanted children. 1.5415 0.01922 1518 933 348 237
68 Let's retire in Arizona!" you said 1.5410 0.01929 1538 955 334 249
69 I think there might be a kernel of truth to climate change. 1.5401 0.01990 1398 856 329 213
70 Oh pardon me. That just popped out. 1.5375 0.01962 1481 923 320 238
71 It's like a microwave out here! 1.5372 0.01935 1452 886 352 214
72 You're literally an ear and you can't hear that popping?? 1.5368 0.02000 1401 867 316 218
73 I had told you butter doesn't count as sunscreen 1.5344 0.01973 1381 842 340 199
74 We don't need sunscreen," you said! "What's the worst that could happen?" you said 1.5335 0.02137 1209 747 279 183
75 Wanna pop over to my place? 1.5334 0.02031 1228 731 339 158
76 My ear's popping 1.5318 0.02115 1258 786 275 197
77 Damn these hot flashes! 1.5299 0.02092 1255 778 289 188
78 Retirement up North is sounding more and more appealing. 1.5295 0.02066 1256 771 305 180
79 Did you forget to put sunscreen on your ear?” 1.5276 0.02294 1196 792 177 227
80 In my defense, butter looks very similar to sunblock. 1.5274 0.02087 1185 718 309 158
81 I told you canola oil would make a bad sunblock... 1.5261 0.02104 1283 812 267 204
82 Oh, like you've never popped in public before. 1.5261 0.02170 1188 747 257 184
83 Let's go to Death Valley for our anniversary", you said 1.5246 0.02078 1220 749 302 169
84 My ears always pop when I’m in the mountains 1.5244 0.02132 1211 758 271 182
85 If we can find someone who has a suggestion, we’re all ears. 1.5235 0.02122 1108 666 304 138
86 It’s not the heat, it’s the…actually it is the heat. 1.5219 0.02140 1096 662 296 138
87 Global warming, movie night… what difference does it make? It all ends the same way for us. 1.5214 0.02230 1120 708 240 172
88 « Oh for shuck’s sake » 1.5198 0.02257 1112 710 226 176
89 Yes, you’re hot. I get it. 1.5189 0.02215 1114 701 248 165
90 You're gonna get us totally shucked. 1.5188 0.02392 1089 727 159 203
91 Another hot flash, Judy? 1.5139 0.02318 1006 635 225 146
92 Better this than polenta. 1.5138 0.02335 942 582 236 124
93 I swear if you say, ‘Hot enough for ya?’ I will shuck you right here. 1.5137 0.02376 1059 699 176 184
94 This always happens when we have beans for dinner. 1.5130 0.02370 961 607 215 139
95 Yes, but it's dry heat. 1.5121 0.02292 994 620 239 135
96 Today's forecast called for 4 minutes on high. 1.5109 0.02332 959 599 230 130
97 Welcome to Texas 1.5104 0.02288 1011 636 234 141
98 Last time I visit Texas. 1.5102 0.02442 929 596 192 141
99 Still in denial about climate change? 1.5102 0.02295 982 612 239 131
100 Stop saying, "Hot enough for you?" 1.5094 0.02284 962 593 248 121
101 I used to be one of those climate change deniers. 1.5093 0.02327 915 561 242 112
102 Sorry - I shouldn't have popped off like that. 1.5093 0.02304 972 606 237 129
103 I guess there's a kernel of truth to all this climate change hype. 1.5084 0.02364 952 602 216 134
104 Well, that fried egg we passed did warn us. 1.5077 0.02448 912 584 193 135
105 We don't need to wear our husks you said!..it's not that hot you said!..you worry too much you said!... . 1.5074 0.02377 881 543 229 109
106 We're gonna get an earful from Mom. 1.5065 0.02158 1001 602 291 108
107 Don't get too close to that giant butter ball. 1.5061 0.02560 982 678 111 193
108 I hope we end up in the same bag. 1.5045 0.02234 880 519 278 83
109 There you go, popping off about nothing again. 1.5033 0.02363 904 564 225 115
110 See, this is why you don't substitute butter for sunscreen. 1.5032 0.02351 934 588 222 124
111 I break out in the heat 1.5030 0.02400 823 501 230 92
112 The fact of the matter is, the New Yorker is a gargantuan advocate of the institutions they pretend to hate. The cheap trick lf pretending to give a voice to the masses as they continue to siphon from the consumer in exchange for a glimpse of recognition. Donald Newhouse has a net worth of 19 billion and we continue to feed the glutton. Anyway, when the corn pops, it feels like an orgasm. 1.5027 0.02982 750 529 65 156
113 We're just another corny cartoon in the New Yorker. 1.5022 0.02466 908 589 182 137
114 This shucks 1.5017 0.02477 889 574 184 131
115 My ears are popping. 1.5011 0.02517 880 574 171 135
116 By the time this heat wave ends we'll be both naked. 1.5006 0.02463 803 496 212 95
117 Hear that Bob, that's the sound of climate change. 1.5006 0.02364 909 571 221 117
118 That's the last time we go to the Redenbacher's. They keep that place like an oven. 1.4994 0.02488 819 515 199 105
119 I’ve just started getting those ads for kernel replacement therapy. How do they know? 1.4994 0.02536 801 507 188 106
120 Do you still think there is not a kernel of truth about climate change Bill? 1.4989 0.02397 874 548 216 110
121 I am getting old, I just heard something pop. 1.4983 0.04238 295 189 65 41
122 We mixed up the sunscreen and the butter again. 1.4977 0.02447 866 551 199 116
123 I told you: Sunscreen,not baby oil! 1.4976 0.02383 828 507 230 91
124 This is embarrassing, I wish you wouldn’t do that in public 1.4969 0.02434 813 503 216 94
125 Seriously? On our first date? 1.4967 0.02393 902 574 208 120
126 We should have used sunscreen instead of butter. 1.4958 0.02486 833 530 193 110
127 I knew we should have voted for Al Gore. 1.4954 0.04018 329 212 71 46
128 I’m not popping, you’re popping. 1.4953 0.02437 850 537 205 108
129 Excuse me. . . . Oops, excuse me again. . . . Dang, pardon me. . . . 1.4949 0.02654 788 518 150 120
130 Quit popping off about global warming being a hoax. 1.4948 0.02564 774 491 183 100
131 One more crackle, pop, and I'm going to snap. 1.4941 0.02537 769 483 192 94
132 You can’t just pop off like that 1.4941 0.02542 767 482 191 94
133 That's us. Two bags short of a matinee. 1.4938 0.02705 729 472 154 103
134 Hey, I’ll take a heatwave over a microwave any day. 1.4929 0.02588 775 497 174 104
135 Orville Redenbacher can go to hell. 1.4924 0.02728 721 469 149 103
136 At least it’s an unbuttered heat. 1.4921 0.02624 756 486 168 102
137 I don't know... I'm just not convinced on the science yet. 1.4911 0.02478 788 493 203 92
138 If it gets much hotter, we'll be naked! 1.4898 0.02618 735 468 174 93
139 Might as well go to a movie. 1.4892 0.02410 789 485 222 82
140 Damn hot flashes… 1.4889 0.02609 769 498 166 105
141 Marge, I think you’re having a hot flash! 1.4887 0.02593 755 483 175 97
142 This is precisely why I hate having heated arguments with you! 1.4872 0.02755 702 459 144 99
143 Any chance you believe global warming is real now? 1.4838 0.02532 711 440 198 73
144 I knew when I saw that fried egg on the sidewalk we should have turned back. 1.4836 0.02605 763 496 165 102
145 We'll never make it to movie night. 1.4834 0.02788 724 487 124 113
146 Shucks! I hoped you'd wait until the movie started. 1.4826 0.02519 719 446 199 74
147 My ear is popping, is yours? 1.4825 0.02685 713 463 156 94
148 If you ask, 'hot enough for you?' one more time, we're through. 1.4814 0.02783 644 414 150 80
149 If it gets much hotter out here, we’re gonna end up in a bowl on a coffee table, watching Netflix. 1.4809 0.02672 707 457 160 90
150 I estimate we have about 1 minute and 30 seconds left. 1.4799 0.02821 648 423 139 86
151 We gotta get outta Texas! 1.4784 0.02796 648 421 144 83
152 I don’t mind the heat, but the salt is terrible for my blood pressure. 1.4783 0.02566 667 411 193 63
153 Hot flashes? 1.4781 0.02521 753 479 188 86
154 Pop by here often? 1.4773 0.02836 572 359 153 60
155 I’m obsessed with pop culture. 1.4772 0.02825 679 454 126 99
156 If we don't get inside we're going to go full Redenbacher... 1.4755 0.02655 694 447 164 83
157 Remind me, why are we living in Texas? 1.4753 0.02796 688 460 129 99
158 “My ear just popped!” 1.4752 0.02810 686 460 126 100
159 You're right, it is a good way to lose weight. 1.4748 0.02636 636 395 180 61
160 What makes you think I'm still angry? 1.4748 0.02687 655 417 165 73
161 These kernels of truth confirm global warming 1.4746 0.02614 689 438 175 76
162 So much for “But it’s a dry heat” 1.4746 0.02724 668 433 153 82
163 You were the one who said we should move to Texas. 1.4739 0.02705 652 417 161 74
164 Stop calling me Pop. It’s not funny. 1.4728 0.02717 681 445 150 86
165 There’s that sound again… 1.4724 0.02652 652 412 172 68
166 You’re a real handful. 1.4723 0.02987 667 467 85 115
167 Days like this I wish I was a cucumber. 1.4719 0.02625 676 430 173 73
168 Better not hang around. We might get a-salted! 1.4708 0.02830 616 401 140 75
169 I'm just grateful for my body parts that haven't popped yet. 1.4677 0.02721 573 355 168 50
170 We might as well catch a movie now 1.4670 0.02698 606 381 167 58
171 Can't you wait until we're inside the theater 1.4661 0.02933 560 364 131 65
172 I don’t mind the heat. It’s the pigeons I can’t stand. 1.4655 0.02980 537 348 128 61
173 I feel like we start popping earlier and earlier every year. 1.4643 0.02798 588 377 149 62
174 I’m getting your hint that it’s time for me to pop the question. 1.4642 0.03003 517 333 128 56
175 Never assume it's only gas 1.4633 0.02926 559 364 131 64
176 Now that it looks like we’re done for, amigo, I need to confess something. I shucked your wife. 1.4632 0.02984 611 418 103 90
177 This heat wave will be the death of us 1.4606 0.02828 558 356 147 55
178 Did you accidently grab the spray butter instead of the suncreen? 1.4606 0.02865 545 348 143 54
179 Told you to stay out of the sun, Pops. 1.4595 0.02742 592 378 156 58
180 It’s not so bad, you should see what happened to Humpty. 1.4541 0.02872 555 361 136 58
181 Of all the downsides to climate change, one I did not foresee is premature popping!! 1.4522 0.02879 544 353 136 55
182 This is a shucking disaster! 1.4512 0.03188 523 361 88 74
183 I told you Texas was not a good idea 1.4508 0.03093 539 368 99 72
184 Hey, it's just you and me . We both know who did it. 1.4503 0.03146 493 330 104 59
185 Now I'm a proud poppa. 1.4499 0.03157 549 384 83 82
186 After our long walk I thought we would be too pooped to pop. 1.4498 0.03051 478 310 121 47
187 Don’t try to butter me up. 1.4495 0.02866 525 337 140 48
188 I thought this only happened in the movies. 1.4491 0.03037 481 312 122 47
189 This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a pop. 1.4486 0.03097 506 339 107 60
190 Still a climate change denier,Ted? 1.4485 0.03057 515 344 111 60
191 My ears won’t stop popping.” 1.4485 0.03321 437 292 94 51
192 Well, you may be surprised to hear this. I've decided to reconsider my position on global warming. 1.4477 0.03036 478 310 122 46
193 She said to pop over 1.4471 0.04080 293 197 61 35
194 I think we have more immediate problems than rising sea levels. 1.4469 0.03159 490 330 101 59
195 Do you want to pop into my place ? 1.4458 0.02988 498 325 124 49
196 Remember, never admit or imply that we're genetically modified. 1.4452 0.03096 465 304 115 46
197 Next person who denies global warming can eat ne. 1.4449 0.02923 535 353 126 56
198 And you want to bring baby corn into this world? 1.4435 0.02962 478 307 130 41
199 It’s like a microwave oven out here. 1.4429 0.03036 499 331 115 53
200 Eliot was wrong; it does end with a bang, and another, and another.... 1.4426 0.03294 418 276 99 43
201 Dude, I #@$%in' hate Summer. 1.4424 0.03300 443 299 92 52
202 If you say 'but at least it's a dry heat,' one more time I'm leaving you 1.4418 0.03477 421 290 76 55
203 I told you putting on oil was a bad idea. 1.4417 0.03053 480 316 116 48
204 Cornelius, would you cool off for just 2 seconds so we can talk 1.4410 0.02997 483 315 123 45
205 How would you define pop culture? 1.4405 0.03149 513 354 92 67
206 What the shuck? 1.4405 0.03137 513 353 94 66
207 Okay, I said, I wish to be a pop star. But this is ridiculous. 1.4402 0.02911 493 318 133 42
208 I told you SPF 30 won't cut it 1.4397 0.03038 464 302 120 42
209 who needs a microwave when you have global warming? 1.4392 0.03075 469 309 114 46
210 Using Canola oil as a sunscreen was a mistake. 1.4370 0.03197 476 325 94 57
211 I think we’re shucked! 1.4369 0.04046 293 199 60 34
212 Still, don’t believe in global warming 1.4362 0.02886 525 346 129 50
213 I’m a heavy popper. Runs in the family. 1.4360 0.03205 516 364 79 73
214 You're going to have to do something about those hot flashes. 1.4360 0.03130 484 328 101 55
215 What do you mean, you can't stop? 1.4357 0.02863 521 341 133 47
216 Do you still think there is not a kernel of truth to global warming? 1.4347 0.03228 467 320 91 56
217 Man, its like a microwave out here! 1.4343 0.03339 449 311 81 57
218 Should we hail a cob? 1.4338 0.03080 438 285 116 37
219 I’m all ears. Tell me more. 1.4337 0.02925 475 307 130 38
220 Did your ears just pop? 1.4336 0.03233 452 307 94 51
221 Now I know how you got the nickname “Pops.” 1.4336 0.02791 512 329 144 39
222 I told you to put on sunscreen! 1.4333 0.03068 457 301 114 42
223 I think it’s called foreshadowing. 1.4325 0.03423 437 306 73 58
224 Is it hot out here or are you just happy to see me? 1.4319 0.03361 426 292 84 50
225 Don’t tell me climate change isn’t real. 1.4299 0.03243 435 294 95 46
226 If anyone asks, we contain gluten. 1.4293 0.03492 410 286 72 52
227 Maybe there is a kernel of truth to this global warming thing. 1.4292 0.03372 424 292 82 50
228 I hate this weather - no matter how much I moisturize I still end up with flyaway kernels as soon as I step outside. 1.4290 0.03233 366 234 107 25
229 Next time use sunscreen, not oil. 1.4289 0.03184 443 298 100 45
230 The bus better get here before the matinee lets out. 1.4286 0.03230 399 262 103 34
231 …and I don’t want to hear another “told you so” about climate change. 1.4286 0.03329 434 299 84 51
232 They say once you pop you just can’t stop. 1.4282 0.03283 390 257 99 34
233 My ears are burning. 1.4276 0.03230 449 307 92 50
234 Look at it as a weight loss program! 1.4274 0.03391 379 253 90 36
235 How many times do I have to tell you, it doesn't matter if it's dry heat? 1.4268 0.03141 478 328 96 54
236 This may sound corny, but you're really hot. 1.4266 0.03464 368 247 85 36
237 What’d you just say? My ears are popping. 1.4264 0.03543 394 275 70 49
238 I told you it was too hot to retire here. 1.4251 0.03255 447 308 88 51
239 Um… Can you do that somewhere else? 1.4245 0.03353 424 293 82 49
240 God, you’re hot!🥰 1.4242 0.03635 356 245 71 40
241 I guess there's a kernel of truth to this global warming news. 1.4232 0.03297 397 266 94 37
242 Fuck, it's hot! 1.4211 0.03733 399 293 44 62
243 Stop saying, "But it's a dry heat." 1.4209 0.03412 411 286 77 48
244 I'm too pooped to pop. 1.4209 0.03448 373 253 83 37
245 Are you still going to try to tell me it will be fine because it is a "dry heat," Pamela? 1.4205 0.03263 409 276 94 39
246 But man,at least it's a dry heat. 1.4205 0.03828 283 188 71 24
247 So there’s a chance I may have mixed up the sunscreen and the butter again 1.4192 0.03458 365 247 83 35
248 I’m not the one who insisted on a Summer vacation in Phoenix… 1.4183 0.03240 416 282 94 40
249 You just couldn't hold it in, could you? 1.4182 0.03157 428 288 101 39
250 Is this a heat wave, or a microwave? 1.4182 0.03388 385 262 85 38
251 That’s when Jim realized the conversation was getting heated. 1.4182 0.03408 385 263 83 39
252 I think it’s time to take climate change seriously. 1.4179 0.03213 457 318 87 52
253 I wish my hot flashes weren't so obvious! 1.4178 0.03603 371 260 67 44
254 This heat wave is killing me. 1.4175 0.03095 412 271 110 31
255 Our ears just popped. 1.4165 0.03345 413 286 82 45
256 The number of corny submissions will be unbelievable. 1.4157 0.03365 421 295 77 49
257 Stop looking, it just makes it worse. 1.4147 0.03181 381 250 104 27
258 I told you we should’ve worn sunscreen instead of butter! 1.4145 0.03332 415 288 82 45
259 You brought me out here to butter me up? 1.4129 0.03248 373 247 98 28
260 You should see what happened to the eggs. 1.4127 0.03530 378 265 70 43
261 You wanna catch a movie? 1.4118 0.03435 374 257 80 37
262 Geez buddy, talk about premature, we haven't even kissed yet. 1.4110 0.03442 382 265 77 40
263 Don't lie, I can tell you're upset. 1.4103 0.03453 368 253 79 36
264 Jimmy, I don’t care. 1.4103 0.03642 351 246 66 39
265 You said “Move to Texas, we’ll have a better quality of life.” 1.4100 0.03588 361 253 68 40
266 There may be a kernel of truth to this global warming thing.” 1.4097 0.03496 371 258 74 39
267 ‘Don’t worry,’ they said. ‘It’s a dry heat,’ they said. 1.4092 0.03460 391 275 72 44
268 Guess we're just corn on the curb. 1.4086 0.03626 350 245 67 38
269 Could you move over a little if you're going to do that here. 1.4083 0.03348 387 266 84 37
270 This is on you, I never wanted to move to Texas 1.4081 0.03665 370 266 57 47
271 See? Butter is NOT a sun screen! 1.4080 0.03426 375 259 79 37
272 You couldn't just let the frying egg have its day, could you? 1.4078 0.03219 358 235 100 23
273 By the time the bus comes, they'll be passing us around in a bowl. 1.4050 0.03914 321 231 50 40
274 I think there might be a kernel of truth to the global warming theory. 1.4050 0.03591 363 257 65 41
275 Yes, next time we use sunscreen instead of butter and salt. 1.4050 0.03484 363 252 75 36
276 Look at us, two ears that won’t listen. 1.4049 0.03428 368 254 79 35
277 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1.4045 0.03928 314 225 51 38
278 Maybe there is a kernel of truth in this global warming business 1.4038 0.03505 369 259 71 39
279 You’re looking like a snack. 1.4035 0.04040 342 258 30 54
280 Move to Texas. It'll be fun, you said 1.4017 0.03535 346 240 73 33
281 I think my knee just popped 1.4016 0.03525 366 258 69 39
282 I suppose you are going to blame global warming for THIS too! 1.4012 0.03563 339 235 72 32
283 don't worry, it's natural 1.4006 0.03321 337 224 91 22
284 Any last thoughts? 1.4006 0.03659 362 261 57 44
285 Hot flash, Margo? 1.4005 0.03482 372 262 71 39
286 This isn’t exactly the ‘hot date’ that I had in mind, Cornelia. 1.4000 0.03733 305 211 66 28
287 No way I'm stepping on that asphalt! 1.3994 0.03446 323 217 83 23
288 Relax, our ride should be here in a Jiffy, Pop. 1.3989 0.03678 351 252 58 41
289 As long as it’s less than 2 seconds between pops, you’re not gonna burn 1.3988 0.03461 346 238 78 30
290 Is it hot or is it me? 1.3982 0.03599 334 233 69 32
291 My ears are always popping in the mountains 1.3981 0.03764 314 221 61 32
292 So, do you now believe in climate change? 1.3976 0.03525 337 233 74 30
293 I forgot the paper bags 1.3974 0.03342 390 273 79 38
294 Let’s move to Texas” you said 1.3969 0.03846 325 235 51 39
295 Or are you just happy to see me? 1.3966 0.03539 348 244 70 34
296 I know it's a crazy idea, but there's a kernel of truth to it. 1.3965 0.03304 343 230 90 23
297 You shouldn’t have disabled your pop-up blocker. 1.3962 0.03884 318 230 50 38
298 Sure, you're ok now...but as soon as it slows down to once every 2 to 3 seconds, it means you're finished. 1.3958 0.03887 288 202 58 28
299 Hope the bus has air conditioning. 1.3956 0.03540 321 220 75 26
300 It beats being in the microwave. 1.3955 0.03620 311 214 71 26
301 Waiting for the bus in Arizona in August. Isn't that how your first husband died, Linda? 1.3953 0.03639 344 245 62 37
302 We will soon be the target of many corny jokes. 1.3952 0.03505 377 270 65 42
303 Still think coconut oil is a safe alternative to sunscreen? 1.3944 0.03613 322 224 69 29
304 And they thought one degree wouldn’t make a big difference. 1.3944 0.03666 322 226 65 31
305 People still don't believe in global warming. 1.3938 0.03535 325 224 74 27
306 Boy, when you said you wanted to pop outside for a moment, you really meant it. 1.3935 0.03539 338 236 71 31
307 I think I popped my pants. 1.3932 0.03683 323 228 63 32
308 why do yours sound like woopy cushions? 1.3920 0.03876 324 237 47 40
309 Yes, global warning is real - and I have a kernel of evidence to prove it. 1.3917 0.03545 337 236 70 31
310 I always lose weight in the summer. 1.3914 0.03586 304 208 73 23
311 Tomorrow, we need to try some sunscreen that's less oily. 1.3914 0.03586 304 208 73 23
312 I hate what this heat and humidity does to my kernels! 1.3914 0.03473 350 245 73 32
313 We should have listened to the weather report when it said it was going to hot enough to pop corn on the sidewalk. 1.3902 0.03764 287 199 64 24
314 Yeah, but the Canadian smoke adds a nice depth to the flavor 1.3896 0.03603 326 229 67 30
315 Is there still time for me to rethink my position on climate change? 1.3895 0.03910 285 202 55 28
316 This weather reminds me of the greenhouse where I met your mother. It's good to shed a few kernels, she always complains about how husky I am. 1.3889 0.03799 324 235 52 37
317 Stop doing that in polite company! 1.3889 0.03505 342 240 71 31
318 Sure, the summers are hotter down here, but there's no state income tax. 1.3887 0.03632 319 224 66 29
319 Uh, your cob is showing. 1.3880 0.03536 317 219 73 25
320 I told you to go before we left. 1.3872 0.03577 297 203 73 21
321 I’m sorry you’re offended but it’s a perfectly natural bodily function. 1.3871 0.03702 341 248 54 39
322 Bless you! 1.3864 0.03900 295 212 52 31
323 Gesundheit! 1.3851 0.03709 296 207 64 25
324 Is it the heat or are you just glad to see me? 1.3849 0.03945 278 198 53 27
325 Weren't there three of us just a while ago? 1.3849 0.03816 291 206 58 27
326 I hear Alaska is nice! 1.3846 0.03606 325 230 65 30
327 If you sing “Pop Goes The Weasel “ one more time…. 1.3840 0.04035 263 187 51 25
328 This is the end sweetie. What a life. 1.3836 0.04045 292 215 42 35
329 You do know that saying 'let's pop over and see a movie' is a figure of speech right? 1.3834 0.03996 253 177 55 21
330 Sorry that I prematurely popped! 1.3831 0.03574 308 214 70 24
331 That's Pop Art, Baby! 1.3829 0.03271 350 240 86 24
332 There may be a kernel of truth in climate change. 1.3828 0.03586 337 241 63 33
333 The driver said he'd be here in a Jiffy. 1.3828 0.03760 290 204 61 25
334 So this is puberty? 1.3827 0.03691 324 233 58 33
335 Real mature, Neil. 1.3826 0.03573 345 248 62 35
336 Apparently, I used the wrong bottle. Turns out the SPF on the label stood for sun popping factor. 1.3826 0.04333 264 197 33 34
337 This isn't what I meant when I said 'lose a few for summer'. 1.3821 0.03788 280 196 61 23
338 When the popping sound slows to one every three seconds, we're done 1.3821 0.03921 280 200 53 27
339 Did you remember to bring a bowl? 1.3819 0.03414 309 210 80 19
340 I blame it on the Canadians. 1.3818 0.03767 275 191 63 21
341 Jimmy, my boy, this is what happens when you crack corn and don't care. 1.3817 0.04116 262 189 46 27
342 Let's hitchhike through Arizona in June, you said. 1.3808 0.03844 281 199 57 25
343 Another hot flash? 1.3806 0.03727 310 222 58 30
344 There may be a kernel of truth to Global Warming 1.3806 0.03810 310 225 52 33
345 Can we call it a day? I'm popped. 1.3806 0.03671 310 220 62 28
346 At this rate, we’ll be in a bowl by noon. 1.3804 0.03567 326 231 66 29
347 Seems unfair; losing weight but getting husky. 1.3803 0.03579 284 194 72 18
348 What's next? I'll tell ya what's next. We're gonna be strung up and hung on a Christmas tree. 1.3795 0.03817 303 219 53 31
349 You say it's climate change, I say it's just stress. 1.3793 0.03866 261 182 59 20
350 Maybe there's a kernel of truth to all the talk about sunscreen. 1.3784 0.03732 296 210 60 26
351 You don't have to butter me up. 1.3775 0.03525 302 209 72 21
352 You know that expression, "It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk?" 1.3774 0.03786 265 184 62 19
353 It's always about the oceans and never about us. 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
354 We'd get picked up quicker with a little salt and butter." 1.3772 0.03889 289 209 51 29
355 If you have a better way to relax than hot yoga, I'm all ears 1.3769 0.03973 268 192 51 25
356 On second thought, let’s pop inside. 1.3768 0.03843 284 203 55 26
357 I had big dreams. Movies. A ballpark. Certainly not the side of a road. 1.3763 0.03830 295 213 53 29
358 Don't tell me it's the humidity. It's the heat! 1.3755 0.04046 237 166 53 18
359 Getting old is tough. I can’t pop for days and then…KABOOM! 1.3755 0.03890 269 191 55 23
360 Remember when we could go outside in June without popping? 1.3754 0.03848 293 212 52 29
361 And Gov. Abbot says we don't need a water break! 1.3750 0.03676 312 224 59 29
362 I guess that tanning oil was a bad idea. 1.3734 0.03737 308 223 55 30
363 So much for your global warming denial. 1.3734 0.03709 308 222 57 29
364 There you go again,popping your mouth off!! 1.3729 0.03574 303 213 67 23
365 Stop trying to butter me up 1.3729 0.03664 303 216 61 26
366 Will you stop singing, “Pop Goes the Weasel?” 1.3724 0.04273 239 174 41 24
367 Every time there’s a heatwave, I feel like I lose a little piece of myself. 1.3723 0.03890 282 204 51 27
368 Menopause, am I right? 1.3721 0.03857 301 221 48 32
369 At this rate we’ll be gone before the movie starts 1.3718 0.03783 312 229 50 33
370 It's true that I find you attractive. How could you tell? 1.3715 0.03982 253 180 52 21
371 For an ear of corn, you don't listen real well. 1.3713 0.03854 272 194 55 23
372 Is it the heat or are you just excited to see me? 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
373 I said sunblock, not oil. 1.3709 0.03993 275 201 46 28
374 First time popping? Mazola tov. 1.3706 0.04005 286 212 42 32
375 We've got to stop having such heated fights. 1.3703 0.03467 316 222 71 23
376 You forgot to apply sunscreen, didn't you? 1.3700 0.03772 273 193 59 21
377 I take global warming with a grain of salt. 1.3691 0.03824 298 218 50 30
378 Do you smell popcorn? 1.3684 0.03727 266 186 62 18
379 Don't try and butter me up... 1.3684 0.04226 266 200 34 32
380 Did you just pop the question? 1.3682 0.04398 220 160 39 21
381 I've had it with these corny New Yorker captions. 1.3680 0.04206 250 184 40 26
382 Menopause is hell. 1.3680 0.04090 250 181 46 23
383 This proves there is more than a kernel of truth to global warming. 1.3673 0.03890 294 217 46 31
384 Global warming and 'POP' we're history. 1.3670 0.03831 297 218 49 30
385 Oh no, I think that bottle was butter not sunscreen 1.3670 0.03710 297 214 57 26
386 Yet another thing my doctor will say is age related. 1.3669 0.04113 248 180 45 23
387 Honey, I really think we should start spending our summers in Maine. 1.3668 0.03833 259 183 57 19
388 Stop it! We're gonna get a-salted. 1.3665 0.03760 281 201 57 23
389 Did you just pop one? 1.3665 0.04037 251 181 48 22
390 It's always Pop, Pop, Pop—nobody ever calls me "Dad". 1.3659 0.04013 246 176 50 20
391 I don't really care if it's a dry heat, Jeff. I don't really care. 1.3655 0.04059 249 180 47 22
392 Act natural 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
393 Oh, come on. It's not THAT hot out! 1.3643 0.03994 258 187 48 23
394 Please stop saying "There goes the weasel." 1.3640 0.04177 261 195 37 29
395 Things don't really start poppin' til around noon. 1.3640 0.03923 261 188 51 22
396 I was loving the mountain walk until my ears started popping!" 1.3640 0.03771 283 204 55 24
397 Is that me popping, or you? 1.3636 0.03704 242 166 64 12
398 Who knew, the sun has a popcorn setting. 1.3636 0.04413 231 172 34 25
399 Good Lord, Carl - you can’t just pop all over the sidewalk and leave it there. 1.3636 0.04247 220 158 44 18
400 Can you just hold it until we get home? 1.3629 0.04186 248 183 40 25
401 Calm down! The bus will be here in a jiffy, Pop. 1.3626 0.03868 273 198 51 24
402 I won't be able to hold myself together much longer if this heat continues! 1.3626 0.03679 262 183 63 16
403 I did have beans last night; why do you ask? 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
404 When you said you were going to pop the question I thought you meant something else 1.3622 0.04074 254 186 44 24
405 I'm still waiting for a kernel of truth 1.3621 0.03573 290 205 65 20
406 Is it hot out here or is it just me? 1.3620 0.03941 279 206 45 28
407 Climate change is killing me. 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
408 I think my ears just popped 1.3619 0.04223 257 193 35 29
409 There isn't a kernel of truth to anything that you just said. 1.3610 0.03722 277 198 58 21
410 These days I'm just too pooped to pop. 1.3609 0.04018 230 163 51 16
411 If I hear one more hot butter joke I’m gonna explode” 1.3608 0.03826 255 181 56 18
412 I told you they were lying about the sunscreen. It is not supposed to smell like butter. 1.3608 0.04023 255 186 46 23
413 We've got it easy. The popsicle family next door hasn't been seen for weeks and the poor crayons down the street will need months of reconstructive surgery. 1.3607 0.04153 244 179 42 23
414 I need to switch to SPF 50 1.3596 0.03895 228 159 56 13
415 I told you not to move to Phoenix in July. 1.3596 0.03854 267 193 52 22
416 Go ahead, tell me, I'm all ears 1.3590 0.03966 273 202 44 27
417 Would you be offended if I just tried a couple of these...? 1.3590 0.03922 234 165 54 15
418 Try having Hot Flashes, too. 1.3588 0.03541 301 215 64 22
419 Try to control yourself. 1.3587 0.04199 223 161 44 18
420 Oh this is great! You said let's go to Arizona for vacation. 1.3585 0.04018 265 196 43 26
421 We’re shucked! 1.3584 0.04299 226 166 39 21
422 Oh, sorry. That just slipped out. 1.3582 0.03768 268 192 56 20
423 Boy, your hot flashes seem worse than ever. 1.3577 0.04124 246 181 42 23
424 For some reason I feel like going to see a movie. 1.3577 0.03960 246 177 50 19
425 What’s poppin’ my man?!” 1.3574 0.03610 277 196 63 18
426 No matter what happens, stay away from the movie theater. 1.3574 0.03658 305 223 55 27
427 It'll be over in a Jiffy. 1.3571 0.04135 224 161 46 17
428 Oops, I popped my pants. 1.3571 0.04005 266 197 43 26
429 Don't take this as a corny come-on, but you're hot. 1.3569 0.04055 255 188 43 24
430 And you still don’t think that global warming is real? 1.3568 0.04226 241 179 38 24
431 Feels like an air fryer out here 1.3566 0.03907 258 187 50 21
432 I told uou visiting Phoenix in July was a bad idea. 1.3561 0.04061 264 197 40 27
433 So you're hot. You don't need to make a big deal of it. 1.3559 0.04208 222 161 43 18
434 Still think we don't need sunscreen? 1.3556 0.03889 270 198 48 24
435 Is your ear popping? 1.3556 0.03818 270 196 52 22
436 Uh oh. Did you use butter instead of sunblock again? 1.3553 0.03543 304 219 62 23
437 Sorry — puberty. 1.3551 0.04213 245 183 37 25
438 I always break out in hot weather. 1.3546 0.03900 251 181 51 19
439 And stop calling me “Pops”! 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
440 Really? We just had to be in Texas, in July? 1.3542 0.03744 288 211 52 25
441 Never let 'em see you pop, kid. 1.3541 0.03653 305 224 54 27
442 This is what I get for letting the grandkids call me Pop-pop! 1.3540 0.04292 226 167 38 21
443 It’s hotter than Orville Redenbacher’s kitchen out here. 1.3540 0.04200 226 165 42 19
444 They always say it's the humidity that gets you, but I think it's the heat. 1.3536 0.03578 280 199 63 18
445 I am trying to keep it together! 1.3535 0.04199 215 155 44 16
446 No, that wasn’t me! 1.3527 0.03800 275 201 51 23
447 Signs of global warming continue to fall on deaf ears. 1.3523 0.03773 298 222 47 29
448 Still think climate change won't be a problem? 1.3523 0.03800 264 191 53 20
449 I'm getting too pooped to pop! 1.3522 0.03982 247 180 47 20
450 Don't worry" he said. "It's a dry heat" he said 1.3514 0.04152 222 161 44 17
451 I can tell they're talking about us when my ears are burning. 1.3509 0.03673 265 189 59 17
452 I know, I know. I'll start using the head & shoulders again. 1.3505 0.03883 214 149 55 10
453 Perhaps there's a kernel of truth to this whole climate change thing. 1.3504 0.04180 234 173 40 21
454 Who said they were ‘ too pooped to pop ‘ ? 1.3502 0.04393 237 181 29 27
455 Sometimes I amaze myself. 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
456 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford 1.3494 0.04456 249 195 21 33
457 When they issued that heat advisory, they weren't kidding. 1.3489 0.04121 235 173 42 20
458 Is that climate change or are you just happy to see me? 1.3489 0.04378 235 179 30 26
459 I miss Nebraska. 1.3485 0.03594 241 167 64 10
460 You and your food swings. 1.3484 0.03969 244 178 47 19
461 You forgot your sunscreen, didn’t you, George? 1.3482 0.03892 247 179 50 18
462 My advice? Stay in the shade and avoid movie theaters 1.3480 0.03813 273 201 49 23
463 I bet they can't think of a caption that isn't corny. 1.3476 0.04319 233 176 33 24
464 Good thing we applied salt and butter before leaving the house. 1.3472 0.04400 193 140 39 14
465 At this rate, we’ll never make it to the movie. 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
466 'Don't worry, it's a dry heat' you said! 1.3470 0.03826 268 197 49 22
467 I still think this so-called ‘popcorn’ thing is a hoax. 1.3467 0.04536 199 148 33 18
468 This is last time I forget to put lotion on my ears. 1.3467 0.04106 225 164 44 17
469 If we hurry to the movie theater, we can make a fortune. 1.3466 0.04048 251 187 41 23
470 The heat always makes me break out 1.3465 0.03935 254 187 46 21
471 If you're going to keep popping off I'm going back inside. 1.3463 0.04077 231 169 44 18
472 I’m not going to keep saying gezundheit 1.3462 0.03908 260 192 46 22
473 It’s not to much the humidity, as it is the heat. 1.3458 0.03923 240 174 49 17
474 Do you ear what I ear? 1.3454 0.03866 249 181 50 18
475 So there WAS a kernel of truth in the whole "if it gets hot enough." 1.3453 0.04030 223 161 47 15
476 They said it was hot enough to fry and egg on the sidewalk. No said anything about this. 1.3451 0.03842 255 186 50 19
477 I'm having a bad ear day. 1.3443 0.04129 244 183 38 23
478 If you say snap, crackle, pop one more time, I’m going to shuck you! 1.3439 0.03902 253 186 47 20
479 Just my usual body oil. Why? 1.3432 0.03731 236 167 57 12
480 What did you expect… it’s hot enough to fry an egg! 1.3429 0.03452 280 199 66 15
481 Let’s go to the movies 1.3423 0.03501 260 183 65 12
482 Of course it’s just a bad dream. It’s not like we have legs anyway. 1.3418 0.04128 237 177 39 21
483 I forgot to put on butter. 1.3415 0.03603 287 210 56 21
484 You still think global warming is a hoax? 1.3407 0.03648 270 196 56 18
485 Careful, Martha, your kernels are popping out again. 1.3401 0.03836 247 180 50 17
486 God Bless You! 1.3396 0.03770 265 195 50 20
487 Wanna take a dip in the Land O Lakes? 1.3389 0.04012 239 177 43 19
488 Ok, so it's hot. Try not to go to pieces. 1.3385 0.04229 195 141 42 12
489 The weatherman never knows what’s he’s talking about, huh? 1.3382 0.04118 207 150 44 13
490 Oh, quit popping off 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
491 Was SPF 20 the best you could find? 1.3374 0.03876 243 178 48 17
492 I'm popping MAD! Who says climate change doesn't exist?! 1.3374 0.03843 246 180 49 17
493 I’m roasting 1.3371 0.03699 264 193 53 18
494 I'm just glad to see you. 1.3364 0.04038 217 158 45 14
495 Hmmf! Who said “Don’t worry- it’s a dry heat”? 1.3364 0.04294 217 163 35 19
496 Do you believe in global warming now?! 1.3362 0.04138 232 174 38 20
497 Sorry, I just get so nervous on first dates. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
498 Not to be weird, but I’d love to see you covered in butter. 1.3352 0.04495 182 134 35 13
499 That’s the last time I go to a pop concert with you! 1.3350 0.04491 197 148 32 17
500 It's not the heat. It's the stupidity. 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
501 Sorry that I did not vote for Al Gore 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
502 Don't move. I'm going to get a bowl. 1.3349 0.03751 218 154 55 9
503 This heat wave is taking a lot out of me! 1.3348 0.03846 224 161 51 12
504 They weren't kidding about these hot flashes. 1.3348 0.04098 224 166 41 17
505 ''This heat wave is going to leave me feeling like an empty husk.'' 1.3333 0.04244 213 159 37 17
506 Why did you think tanning butter was a good idea? 1.3333 0.04058 255 195 35 25
507 Would you stop with that "pop goes the weasel"! 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
508 I didn’t realize you were under that much pressure. 1.3333 0.04208 204 150 40 14
509 Either way we're chewed." 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
510 Damn it, I told you SPF 30 wasn't enough. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
511 It looks like you had a jolly time with Mrs. Redenbacher. 1.3333 0.03792 258 191 48 19
512 Wait here. I'll be back in a jiffy. 1.3333 0.03984 225 165 45 15
513 Uh-oh, we forgot to put on sunscreen. 1.3333 0.04226 225 170 35 20
514 Why is it you always get so nervous when we’re invited to the Redenbachers? 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
515 We should have buttered up before we came outside. 1.3333 0.03984 225 165 45 15
516 hey man, what's poppin? 1.3333 0.04146 231 174 37 20
517 Yes, it is that hot! 1.3333 0.03700 255 186 53 16
518 I was hoping we'd make it to the movie theater before this happened. 1.3320 0.03721 244 177 53 14
519 Still think climate change is a hoax, Fred? 1.3318 0.04056 223 165 42 16
520 I told you hot yoga was a stupid idea. 1.3318 0.04430 214 164 29 21
521 It wasn't me 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
522 The Popocalypse is nigh. 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
523 I hope our Uber has bucket seats. 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
524 Things are gonna improve soon. Governor Abbott has threatened the sun with prison if it continues to rise every morning and heat up Texas. 1.3314 0.04952 172 132 23 17
525 You need to keep it together. 1.3307 0.03676 257 188 53 16
526 That was butter, not sunscreen 1.3307 0.03949 254 192 40 22
527 We better get out of the sun. We’re starting to attract salt and butter. 1.3305 0.03978 233 173 43 17
528 This is nothing. Look at those eggs across the street! 1.3305 0.04070 233 175 39 19
529 You can't show me one kernel of evidence that global warming even exists." 1.3305 0.04115 233 176 37 20
530 I told you butter isn’t the same as sunscreen. 1.3304 0.04015 230 171 42 17
531 ‘Climate change?’ Not a kernel of truth in it! 1.3304 0.04041 224 166 42 16
532 Were you holding that in all winter? 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
533 Don't you dare try to butter me up! 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
534 If we wait awhile longer, someone will take us to the movies. 1.3293 0.04838 167 126 27 14
535 It's so hot out here today you could fry an egg on the sidewal.....oh, nevermind. 1.3291 0.03596 237 169 58 10
536 Sunscreen, not butter! 1.3291 0.03694 237 171 54 12
537 Can you wait until we get to the theater. 1.3289 0.04178 228 173 35 20
538 Yes, Kernel Obvious, it IS hot enough for me. 1.3288 0.04113 222 166 39 17
539 It’s going to be super hot today, I said. You should use a high SPF sunscreen when you go out, I said. So who’s the idiot who puts on canola oil? 1.3287 0.04142 216 161 39 16
540 Move to Florida", you said 1.3287 0.04036 216 159 43 14
541 I blame Canada 1.3285 0.04268 207 155 36 16
542 They grow up so fast. 1.3285 0.04212 207 154 38 15
543 Sorry, it was the bean dip. 1.3284 0.04312 204 153 35 16
544 It was your job to check the weather. 1.3283 0.03976 198 142 47 9
545 The weather man wasn’t kidding when he said we would be having a micro wave today 1.3280 0.04210 186 135 41 10
546 So this is your weight-loss plan? 1.3277 0.03776 238 174 50 14
547 Believe me, it’s worse for the eggs. 1.3273 0.05170 165 129 18 18
548 Suddenly, I feel like going to the movies. 1.3270 0.04153 211 157 39 15
549 Did you remember to bring the salt? 1.3269 0.03967 208 151 46 11
550 I feel like a snack. 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
551 Somebody popped! 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
552 You didn't hear me? I thought you said that you were all ears. 1.3267 0.04282 202 151 36 15
553 This hot weather sure takes it out of you! 1.3264 0.03955 242 182 41 19
554 Not a kernel of truth to global warming?! It's 120 degrees, Cornelia! 1.3264 0.04034 239 181 38 20
555 We could say "We're all ears", but that's too corny. 1.3261 0.04054 230 173 39 18
556 We better get some shade, or some butter and salt. 1.3259 0.03828 224 163 49 12
557 According to the Pringle’s can, the fun shouldn’t stop. 1.3258 0.04315 221 170 30 21
558 Our ride should be here in a jiffy, Pop 1.3256 0.04303 215 164 32 19
559 Kansas in August 1.3256 0.04432 172 126 36 10
560 Yeah. It's hot enough to pop corn on the sidewalk. 1.3256 0.04043 215 159 42 14
561 Sure you’re nervous, but “Never let them see you pop!” 1.3255 0.03799 212 152 51 9
562 At least we're not eggs. 1.3254 0.04066 209 154 42 13
563 Hold on. I think my ears just popped. 1.3254 0.04009 209 153 44 12
564 A movie?! That's the 2nd worst idea you've had today 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
565 We better get out of this heat before something else pops off. 1.3249 0.03966 237 178 41 18
566 Hot flashes again? 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
567 Just be glad you're not an egg. 1.3247 0.03896 231 171 45 15
568 Hope the bus has AC. 1.3243 0.04616 185 141 28 16
569 It’s not you, it’s climate change. 1.3243 0.04552 185 140 30 15
570 Just keep your back to the sun and we'll be fine. 1.3242 0.03989 219 162 43 14
571 You realize you're about to expose your cob in public? 1.3231 0.04290 229 178 28 23
572 Come on! She’s not that pretty. 1.3229 0.04088 223 168 38 17
573 Everything's ok, but when you don't hear that popping sound for a second or two, we need to get out of the heat... 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
574 Some weather report! They only said it was hot enough to fry an egg. 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
575 Well it doesn't feel like cannibalism to me. 1.3224 0.04157 214 161 37 16
576 And the eggs think they have it bad. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
577 If someone asks me "what's poppin" one more time, I swear they're going to get an earful! 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
578 I hate it when you pop off for no reason 1.3220 0.03881 236 176 44 16
579 I do believe there's more than a kernel of truth to climate change~ 1.3216 0.04035 227 171 39 17
580 You getting the hot flashes too? 1.3216 0.03937 227 169 43 15
581 'Phoenix in July,' she said. It's a dry heat,' she said. 1.3213 0.03959 221 164 43 14
582 I told you olive oil isn’t a sunscreen. 1.3211 0.04100 218 164 38 16
583 Believe in climate change now? 1.3209 0.04192 215 163 35 17
584 Are you Monsanto or DuPont? 1.3209 0.03979 215 159 43 13
585 You wanna go to the movies? 1.3208 0.04127 212 159 38 15
586 No matter how many time you pop the question the answer is, "no." 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
587 Maybe call me 'dad' instead of 'pop.' 1.3206 0.03882 209 152 47 10
588 Nanny and PopPop are on their way, kids 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
589 This is exactly how I imagined having kids would be. 1.3202 0.04196 203 152 37 14
590 Please tell me you grabbed the butter instead of sunblock. 1.3200 0.04179 200 149 38 13
591 It isn’t global warming that scares me the most. It’s pigeons. 1.3196 0.04135 219 166 36 17
592 Now, I guess you’re gonna butter me up? 1.3196 0.04391 194 147 32 15
593 See, Climate Change is Real!! 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
594 The good new is, those aren’t gunshots. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
595 Is it just me, or is it getting hot? 1.3192 0.03945 213 157 44 12
596 If you pop off like that in front of your mother, this vacation will be over. 1.3190 0.03807 210 152 49 9
597 You're looking a bit puffed...Must be the heat! 1.3190 0.04040 210 156 41 13
598 This anti-popspirant sucks. 1.3188 0.04357 207 159 30 18
599 It's a lot of pressure, always having to 'pop' corn. The other vegetables don't know how lucky they are' 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
600 No, I did not bring salt. 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
601 You can quit excusing yourself every time. I just blame it on climate change. 1.3186 0.04235 204 154 35 15
602 You're as corny as Texas in August 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
603 Is it hot out or are you just happy to see me? 1.3184 0.04162 201 150 38 13
604 I hate matinees. 1.3184 0.03720 201 143 52 6
605 This totally shucks 1.3182 0.04143 198 147 39 12
606 Still think Climate Change is a hoax? 1.3182 0.04705 176 135 26 15
607 I can live with the heat, it's the cannibalistic feelings that really bother me. 1.3182 0.04612 198 155 23 20
608 Well, that'll save us a few bucks at the multiplex. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
609 So sorry. I give myself gas. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
610 I told you visiting Texas was a bad idea 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
611 Debbie, your summer bod is poppin'. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
612 SPF 70, my ass! 1.3167 0.04693 180 139 25 16
613 This will end badly. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
614 Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to move to Texas 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
615 Can you be more discreet? Those are both audible AND visible. 1.3166 0.04247 199 150 35 14
616 Closest thing to an orgasm I’ll ever have. 1.3165 0.04127 237 184 31 22
617 Yeah, I break out in the heat 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
618 Hey Pops ... what SPF is butter? 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
619 I didn't think that I'd start losing my kernels until I was much older. 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
620 Now you think the climate change is existential? 1.3161 0.04520 193 149 27 17
621 We’ve got to get out of Texas! 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
622 Mixed up the sunscreen and butter again? 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
623 No, they won't grow back, we're cooked. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
624 Don’t pop off at me! 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
625 Smothering ourselves in oil during a heat wave. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3156 0.03847 225 167 45 13
626 You and your “things are poppin’” 1.3156 0.03949 225 169 41 15
627 Everybody thinks climate change won’t affect them — until it does. 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
628 I said it’s hot. Something wrong with your ear? 1.3155 0.04311 206 158 31 17
629 The next thing I know the governor puts me on a bus to Texas. 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
630 Just watch out for anyone with butter. 1.3152 0.04485 184 140 30 14
631 We have just created the most perfect snack food, better make ourselves scarce. 1.3150 0.04228 200 151 35 14
632 Wait! Why does the sunscreen taste so deliciously buttery? 1.3149 0.04604 181 139 27 15
633 Can’t be genetic- neither of my parents went bald. 1.3148 0.04834 162 124 25 13
634 I told you we should have left Texas 1.3147 0.04392 197 151 30 16
635 In my next life, I want to be a spring crop. 1.3145 0.04816 159 121 26 12
636 I can’t help it, Gloria, you’re soooooo damn hot! 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
637 That’s nothing, my niblets are swelling. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
638 Are you ears popping? 1.3143 0.04141 210 159 36 15
639 Mom warned us about climate change! 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
640 Ow! My ears! 1.3143 0.04303 210 162 30 18
641 A hoax huh... 1.3140 0.04069 207 155 39 13
642 This heat shucks. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
643 Global warming. Nothing to worry about, they say. 1.3137 0.04167 204 154 36 14
644 Is your ear also popping? 1.3136 0.04007 220 166 39 15
645 I told you that wasn’t tanning oil 1.3136 0.03721 236 175 48 13
646 Jimmy...? Crack corn. I don't care. 1.3134 0.04327 201 154 31 16
647 Hope it’s a bus and not a harvester. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
648 Pardon me. 1.3128 0.04420 195 150 29 16
649 Mom! You said we were 100% sweet corn! Was Grandpa popcorn! 1.3125 0.04346 192 146 32 14
650 I swear this NEVER happened before 1.3125 0.04218 192 144 36 12
651 I’ve popped my back out 1.3122 0.04263 189 142 35 12
652 We shouldn't have left the house without salt and butter. 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
653 Well at least you're not too pooped to pop. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
654 You’ll do anything to save a buck, won’t you Jerry? Now hurry up, the movie starts in ten minutes and I don’t want to miss the previews” 1.3116 0.04376 215 169 25 21
655 Sun's up and things are starting to pop. 1.3116 0.04173 215 165 33 17
656 Liam Neeson can’t stop driving or his family will explode 1.3116 0.04581 199 157 22 20
657 Don't you dare say "Hot enough for you?" 1.3114 0.04050 228 175 35 18
658 Talk buttery to me, you sexy thing 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
659 No kid, you don't want to be in the movies. 1.3111 0.04680 180 140 24 16
660 Yet every summer, we have to listen to the eggs griping about the pavement. 1.3110 0.04364 209 163 27 19
661 I'm so sick of this shucking heat wave 1.3110 0.04203 209 160 33 16
662 Will you quit calling me 'Pops'! 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
663 I told you we shouldn't come to Austin in August! 1.3107 0.04189 206 157 34 15
664 And you wanted to go to Texas! 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
665 Can you please stop popping off about global warming? 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
666 Global warming, Climate Change, It has consequences! 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
667 Couldn't you hold it in till we got to the pot? 1.3099 0.04144 213 163 34 16
668 Things could be butter. 1.3096 0.04200 197 149 35 13
669 You know, there may be a kernel of truth to climate change after all. 1.3094 0.03804 223 166 45 12
670 Pop of the morning, Kernel. 1.3094 0.04061 223 171 35 17
671 I dreamed I was a watermelon. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
672 Still getting those hot flashes, Edna? 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
673 I told you to check the air popping index this morning! 1.3089 0.04353 191 146 31 14
674 You can call me Dad, Daddy, or Daddeo, but, please, never call me Pop. 1.3088 0.04156 204 155 35 14
675 Don't worry. I have some butter and sea salt on me. 1.3088 0.03982 217 164 39 14
676 This is your reaction when I pop the question? 1.3085 0.04199 201 153 34 14
677 This is a-maize-ing! 1.3085 0.03955 201 149 42 10
678 Aren’t you being a little dramatic? 1.3084 0.04074 214 163 36 15
679 I'm starting to think that there is more than a kernel of truth to this global warming 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
680 Oh I see. Now that we’re married you’ll jus do that right in front of me? 1.3082 0.04883 159 123 23 13
681 Don't complain... I saw them milking the cows and getting powdered milk! 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
682 Get a room! 1.3081 0.04384 185 141 31 13
683 On second thought, let's skip the movie. 1.3077 0.03930 221 167 40 14
684 Son, for the last time, don't call me Pop. 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
685 The sun takes a lot out of me. 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
686 Yeah, but at least it's a dry heat. 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
687 What’s that noise? 1.3077 0.04673 169 130 26 13
688 I told you it was more than two minutes and thirty seconds away 1.3073 0.03966 218 165 39 14
689 The hotter the day, the more this happens! It's so embarrassing. 1.3073 0.04007 192 142 41 9
690 Yes, it is hot enough for me. 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
691 And yet you still don't believe in climate change. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
692 I hope you're wearing clean underwear. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
693 Now do you believe me?! 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
694 I can’t believe I let you drag us up to the mountains. Now our ears are popping. 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
695 Let's go to Arizona in August,you said. It will be fun,you said. 1.3068 0.04949 176 141 16 19
696 This is why I prefer sunsets. 1.3068 0.04466 176 134 30 12
697 Sure we don't need sunscreen? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
698 Smell that? Must be a movie theater around here. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
699 No, I'm not just happy to see you. 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
700 What's the SPF of that butter? 1.3059 0.03843 219 164 43 12
701 That reminds me, did you remember to turn off the oven? 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
702 For the last time, you can’t go to the movies. It’s not safe! 1.3056 0.04734 180 142 21 17
703 do you believe me now?" 1.3048 0.04277 187 142 33 12
704 I knew that oil-based sunscreen was a mistake. 1.3048 0.04064 210 160 36 14
705 I told you going somewhere hot on vacation wasn’t a good idea. 1.3046 0.04972 151 117 22 12
706 Try not to look conspicuous! 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
707 Back home, it's more of a dry heat. 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
708 Listen here grandson, you can call me anything but Pop-Pop. 1.3041 0.04077 217 167 34 16
709 Let's summer in Arizona, you said. It'll be fun, you said. 1.3041 0.04232 194 148 33 13
710 Well, Ty, I guess this is it. Nude beach tomorrow? 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
711 Don’t look at me like that. We both knew this was always a possibility 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
712 You go ahead. I am too pooped to pop! 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
713 I coulda been a compostable spork, I could’ve been a smooth bourbon, instead of a cob-which is what I am let’s face it. 1.3037 0.05286 135 105 19 11
714 I hate pop culture. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
715 Remember what I told you: When you reach the asphalt, RUN! 1.3033 0.04103 211 162 34 15
716 The egg was supposed to meet us here. 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
717 I feel like a snack,what about you? 1.3032 0.04453 188 146 27 15
718 No snap. No crackle. Just pop. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
719 Of course you’re poppin’, we’re in Texas. 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
720 You wait! As soon as we are naked, a cold snap will come! 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
721 What better way to lose weight? 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
722 Whose idea was it to pop into town? 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
723 Let's visit Arizona" you said, "It's a DRY heat! 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
724 I'm sorry....not in a good mood. With this heat, I feel like I might explode at any minute. 1.3021 0.04321 192 148 30 14
725 I am waiting for Godot,what about you. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
726 Sorry, this always happens after I have broccoli. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
727 Don't recall this side effect being disclosed in the Ozempic ad. 1.3018 0.04582 169 130 27 12
728 Premature Popcornulation 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
729 I thought you were sweet. 1.3012 0.04717 166 129 24 13
730 If you want to talk, I’m all ears. 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
731 „I told you, Steven! That wasn’t the sunscreen, it was butter!” 1.3010 0.04378 196 153 27 16
732 I told you this sunscreen was expired 1.3009 0.03867 216 163 41 12
733 I have a feeling we may regret going South for our vacation. 1.3009 0.04239 216 170 27 19
734 If it’s any consolation, we’re getting plenty of vitamin D. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
735 It's NOT the humidity! 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
736 And it's only 7 AM. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
737 A strange thing just popped in my head… 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
738 I warned you not to use butter as a sunscreen. 1.2996 0.03778 257 200 37 20
739 I told you butter does not work as sunscreen. 1.2995 0.04358 197 154 27 16
740 Did you just pop, Frank? 1.2995 0.04461 187 146 26 15
741 If you've got a way out of this I'm all ears. 1.2994 0.04692 167 130 24 13
742 You should see what the heat is doing to the eggs next door 1.2994 0.04692 167 130 24 13
743 That popping trick is great, but you do realize that you can only pull it off once, don't you? 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
744 Are you sure the sunscreen said, 'oil free'? 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
745 Seriously...call me pop one more time 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
746 You had Mexican for lunch? 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
747 I can't hide how I feel about you. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
748 When I enlisted they said with my backgroud I'd soon be made a colonel. 1.2986 0.05314 144 115 15 14
749 Stop stalking me! 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
750 Excuse me. 1.2982 0.04757 171 135 21 15
751 Hey, I was just blowing off some steam! 1.2981 0.04076 208 160 34 14
752 See! I told you yawning helps your ears pop. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
753 Shuck this heat." 1.2980 0.04219 198 153 31 14
754 My corns are killing me. 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
755 I told you SPF 10 wasn’t enough. 1.2976 0.03998 205 156 37 12
756 I guess I owe you $20. 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
757 Did the bottle say ‘sunscreen’ or ‘suntan oil’? 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
758 Would it be too much to say "excuse me?" 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
759 Hold on - let's see if the chicken makes it across first 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
760 Popcorn's fake news. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
761 I offered you sunscreen all day long but no, nobody listens to mom. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
762 Sorry I popped off like that. 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
763 Cliche or no cliche, it's damn hot. 1.2963 0.04290 189 146 30 13
764 Next time we need to visit your family in Texas in November 1.2961 0.03736 206 153 45 8
765 Every time the sun comes up,I loose another kernel of hope. 1.2960 0.04032 223 174 32 17
766 No one will need an air fryer by 2050. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
767 Last night you said you were too pooped to pop...what changed? 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
768 Dont you hate it when your ears pop? 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
769 Dry heat or not I’m outta here! 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
770 Did you forget your sunscreen? 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
771 I thought as a subsidy crop we wouldn't be affected by global warming 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
772 Your outfit’s really poppin’ today. 1.2951 0.04175 183 139 34 10
773 I think the global warming theory has a kernel of truth. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
774 I had to lose weight anyway. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
775 There was a kernel of truth in today's weather forecast. 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
776 Do you ever get a popping sound in your ear? 1.2947 0.04335 190 148 28 14
777 On the bright side, it's gonna smell really good out here soon. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
778 You said I wouldn’t need my husk tonight 1.2944 0.03994 180 134 39 7
779 You don't handle the heat well, do you? 1.2944 0.03906 197 148 40 9
780 Did you hear that? I think I felt something pop 1.2944 0.04286 197 154 28 15
781 Jimmy pop corn!!”… “And I don’t care.” 1.2941 0.04694 170 134 22 14
782 Any ideas on how to cool off? I'm all ears! 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
783 We're being stalked. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
784 Global warming is still a liberal conspiracy, just like menopause. 1.2938 0.04025 211 163 34 14
785 Let’s take a walk, you said. Let’s enjoy the outdoors, you said. It’s not THAT hot, you said… What’s next on your agenda, a climate change, wild fire tour? 1.2935 0.03980 201 153 37 11
786 I miss Iowa. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
787 Call me Kernel Sanders one more time. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
788 I hate climate change. 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
789 Wardrobe malfunction... 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
790 I told you this would happen if we summered in Florida. 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
791 One more heatwave and I'll be creamed. 1.2927 0.04656 164 128 24 12
792 But have you seen the eggs on the pavement? 1.2927 0.03925 205 156 38 11
793 Aw-shucks Marge…I think you’re hot too! 1.2926 0.04297 188 146 29 13
794 You forgot sunscreen again, didn’t you? 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
795 I don't care if it doesn't smell bad, it's embarrassing. 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
796 Yeah…that was premature. They have pills for that, you know? 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
797 It's so hot, my ears are popping! 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
798 You know, maybe Greta Thunberg was on to something. 1.2921 0.04262 202 159 27 16
799 It's due to overheating cuz of climate change. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
800 Sometimes I just want to explode! 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
801 SPF 15 will be plenty, huh? 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
802 You ever wish climate change was more… cold? 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
803 This heat reminds me how I popped a kernel/colonel once in the army but, shucks, it Don't Ask-Don't Tell hadn't started yet. 1.2919 0.04542 185 147 22 16
804 Looks like heat stroke got Orville. 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
805 God, I hate Iowa. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
806 Yes, I realize how hot it is! 1.2915 0.03938 199 151 38 10
807 I TOLD you to bring sunscreen! 1.2913 0.03969 206 158 36 12
808 This heat is starting to get to me. 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
809 This sidewalk's hot enough to fry an egg. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
810 Fred, there really is no need for such a heated conversation 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
811 What was that you said about global warming? 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
812 Thank God for husks. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
813 And it's not even mid-day! 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
814 What's the plan now, Sir Popalot? I'm all ears..." 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
815 I lose myself on these hot days. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
816 Oh no, I think I’m starting to turn into my Pops 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
817 I TOLD you to use more sunblock !!! 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
818 I was hoping to go on a couch with a movie. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
819 What SPF lotion did you buy? 1.2897 0.03806 214 163 40 11
820 Sunblock, Steve. I have zero desire to see your cob. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
821 Why are we the only food you have to explode to improve? 1.2896 0.04440 183 144 25 14
822 Global warming is a left-wing conspiracy, eh? 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
823 Who are YOU callin’ “Pops”? 1.2893 0.03826 197 148 41 8
824 Well, the heat index did say we would be kettle corn by noon. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
825 Not now. Wait until we get to the theater. 1.2893 0.04750 159 125 22 12
826 Whenever the sun comes up you start popping off!!! 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
827 She wasn't THAT attractive! 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
828 You're schvitzing everywhere. 1.2887 0.03862 194 146 40 8
829 Just one more thing to blame on climate change, right, Larry? 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
830 They say this is going to be more frequent as the earth heats up. I guess maybe it won't be so embarrassing then? 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
831 And then she says, don’t worry, it’s dry heat. 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
832 I was hoping to get to the movie before this" 1.2884 0.03904 215 166 36 13
833 It's so cold! Let's move to a warmer place," you said 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
834 I knew I should've worn my summer husk. 1.2882 0.04370 170 131 29 10
835 El Niño is here... 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
836 I think this heat is getting to us. 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
837 I'm losing it in this heat. 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
838 Can it.” 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
839 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto! 1.2879 0.04545 198 161 17 20
840 I said, lets stay on the grass. But nooo! 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
841 Are you a Mom or Pop corn ? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
842 Looks like Bob's cremation went well 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
843 I heard about being able to fry an egg on the sidewalk but this is ridiculous 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
844 Me? I thought it was you! 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
845 Oh, so now you care about global warming? 1.2874 0.04582 167 131 24 12
846 It’s not the humidity that gets to you, it’s the heat. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
847 I'm excited too, but try to keep it under control until we get to the movie theater. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
848 It might help if you stopped calling me "Pop"! 1.2873 0.04185 181 139 32 10
849 Global warming effects, huh? 1.2872 0.04283 188 147 28 13
850 Is this passion or are you just feeling the heat? 1.2872 0.04283 188 147 28 13
851 The call me "Pop." 1.2872 0.04216 188 146 30 12
852 ..and then, just like that...POP!!!,,, he was gone 1.2872 0.04009 188 143 36 9
853 Global warming, or are you just glad to see me? 1.2872 0.04174 195 152 30 13
854 I forgot to put sunscreen on my ears. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
855 Amaizing. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
856 I'm cooking out here! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
857 Ahh, shuck it! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
858 Excuse me! I had broccoli for lunch. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
859 I told you it was too hot to go out! 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
860 I'll believe in global warming when I hear it with my own ear. 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
861 This sidewalks so hot you could fry an egg on it. 1.2865 0.04330 185 145 27 13
862 Global Warming deniers can kiss my popcorn ass. 1.2865 0.04345 192 152 25 15
863 Still convinced that global warming is just a myth? 1.2865 0.04218 192 150 29 13
864 Why is that Caramel looking at you? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
865 Call me Pop one more time... 1.2857 0.04092 196 152 32 12
866 This heat is taking it all out of me! 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
867 They call it global warming. I call it poppycock. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
868 It's gonna be a hot one. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
869 I don't why,but I feel as though I'm going to explode. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
870 « i know you’re excited, but can you keep it together until after lunch » 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
871 As if the heat wasn’t bad enough, I now have a kernel stuck in my teeth. 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
872 At least we’re not peeling 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
873 I don't see this ending well. 1.2849 0.03884 186 140 39 7
874 I’m sorry, something just popped up. 1.2849 0.04241 186 145 29 12
875 Yeah, but it’s a dry heat. 1.2849 0.03999 172 129 37 6
876 I told you we should have moved to Vermont, but no, you had to retire in Florida. 1.2849 0.04556 172 136 23 13
877 If you think this is hot you should talk with the eggs. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
878 Not now! We're in public. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
879 You just had to visit Phoenix! 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
880 So, maybe global warming is a problem. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
881 Honestly Jimmy .. I don’t care ! 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
882 Please stop, Pop! You’re embarrassing me! 1.2843 0.03977 204 158 34 12
883 Ok, so what Did one Corny Hot Throb on the sidewalk say to the other .. I'm all ears . . . . 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
884 You're always popping off at the mouth. 1.2841 0.04332 176 137 28 11
885 See Gladys, we should have gone with the cruise to Alaska this year. But no…you just had to pop over to Phoenix to see your sister! 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
886 I told you to bring the sunscreen 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
887 What SPF is your butter? 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
888 Are you sure that was SPF 30? 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
889 Did you seriously just say, "Hot enough to fry an egg"? 1.2837 0.03947 215 168 33 14
890 Your jokes are always so corny! 1.2837 0.03923 208 161 35 12
891 Corn on the Curb? Nah, too corny even for the New Yorker. 1.2835 0.04305 194 154 25 15
892 So, if YOU are not missing any kernels, and I AM not missing any kernels. Where did all this popcorn come from? 1.2834 0.04221 187 146 29 12
893 I bet the winner will be some corny joke! 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
894 We’ll be gone in a jiffy. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
895 Every morning I feel less like myself. 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
896 Remember when grandma was cremated? 1.2828 0.05151 145 117 15 13
897 I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Nebraska any more. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
898 Oh, exuuuse you. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
899 Hey, at least we’re not eggs. 1.2827 0.03954 191 146 36 9
900 I’m sweating my kernels off here! 1.2826 0.04197 184 143 30 11
901 This is so humiliating. I hate Halloween! 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
902 and yet, eggs still get all the press! 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
903 before we both pop off, we need to beat the heat and find some shade before we have nothing left of ourselves 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
904 No. I really think you're hot! 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
905 It’s the only way I can fit into my husk these days. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
906 It's not that hot, she said. Let's take a walk, she said 1.2811 0.04247 185 145 28 12
907 Honestly, I could see myself leaving Phoenix 1.2810 0.04859 153 122 19 12
908 so I’m just sittin in the recording studio when this singer says ‘I need a hook for my new song…’ and he wouldn’t stop staring at me… true story 1.2810 0.04859 153 122 19 12
909 Some like it hot 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
910 It's so hot I'm about to pop. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
911 I told you we shouldn't visit Texas in the Summer! 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
912 How bad could this get? They say air popping is healthy. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
913 You think you're sooooo hot, don't you 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
914 Shoulda went with SPF 50. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
915 Man, the one day I douse myself in oil 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
916 Our sun is the ultimate microwave. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
917 I told you, you have to wait for the weekend to pop off 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
918 Well, this is an embarrassing effect of global warming. 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
919 This time, it isn't the humidity; it's the heat. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
920 I told you we should’ve worn sunscreen 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
921 I always feel like heading to the movies on days like this. 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
922 We should start taking this global warming story more seriously 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
923 Not the answer I expected to "what's poppin'" 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
924 I thought you said you were on the pill. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
925 Boy are we shucked! 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
926 Beware of anyone offering free butter. 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
927 My psychiatrist told me my internal operating system is experiencing a 'kernel error'... Apparently, it stems from a maize of complicated childhood memories. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
928 This heat is killing us, Pop. 1.2793 0.04412 179 142 24 13
929 Oh yea? Well, shuck you! 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
930 Ready the seagull net. 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
931 We better hurry! The movie starts in 15 minutes! 1.2792 0.03996 197 153 33 11
932 I told you we should’ve packed sunscreen 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
933 Are you ears popping? My ears are popping. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
934 Still happy we moved to Texas? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
935 Aye, aye Kernel. 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
936 I'am all ears. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
937 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, my ear keeps popping... 1.2791 0.04464 172 136 24 12
938 The doctor says it’s full fledged menopause 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
939 You'd think there'd be more interest in slow-roasted, artisan, small-batch street corn. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
940 I don’t consider myself a late bloomer, I’m way more of an unpopped kernel 1.2788 0.04676 165 132 20 13
941 Try to stay cool dear. I don’t want to lose any more of you. 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
942 You go out with a bang, I end up in a can. 1.2787 0.04272 183 144 27 12
943 They said it was a “dry heat,” as if that makes a difference. 1.2787 0.04201 183 143 29 11
944 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore! 1.2786 0.05076 140 112 17 11
945 And they say global warming isn't real! 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
946 Menopause! Ugh! 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
947 Again, I apologize for forgetting the sunscreen. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
948 Is there anything stuck in my teeth? 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
949 Your Bright Ideas, Let's watch an egg get fried on the sidewalk 1.2781 0.04806 151 120 20 11
950 Do you hear something? 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
951 I see our future and I don’t like it. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
952 More hot flashes? 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
953 So, how are you enjoying Scottsdale? 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
954 Let's go to Vegas, you said. The sun'll do us good... 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
955 I dodged the draft, said I had blight. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
956 This motherfucker. 1.2778 0.04796 180 149 12 19
957 We should go and see a movie! 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
958 Try to play it cool. 1.2778 0.03978 198 154 33 11
959 Babe, don't even think about it. You're hot, but not THAT hot. 1.2778 0.04247 180 141 28 11
960 If you didn't want to pop, why did we come to Texas? 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
961 Either way, we should have packed the butter. 1.2778 0.04022 180 138 34 8
962 We should have brought a bowl. 1.2778 0.04037 162 122 35 5
963 Too late to turn back now. 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
964 Is it hot enough for you? 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
965 Please don’t scatter your dad’s remains at the bus stop, Carl. 1.2774 0.04715 155 123 21 11
966 Well, I'm excited to see you too. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
967 Really! I can't take you anywhere! 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
968 I thought you gave up popping! 1.2772 0.03859 202 156 36 10
969 I swear, Wally, this heat will be the death of me. 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
970 Show-off! 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
971 This never used to happen until I was genetically modified. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
972 Okay, NOW do you believe in climate change? 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
973 Popping hot these days,don’t you think! 1.2768 0.04218 177 138 29 10
974 If I don't make it home by noon, butter my ashes. 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
975 I know you wanted to visit the caramel factory next, but I'm not feeling it 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
976 Is it global warming, or are you having a bad ear day? 1.2765 0.04415 170 134 25 11
977 I don't care if it's a dry heat,it's still too hot. 1.2765 0.03824 170 127 39 4
978 Really? You still don't believe in Climate Change? 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
979 Now do you see why Martha and Jim moved north? 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
980 You were the one who said that taking a long hike on a summer day would be a great way to lose weight! 1.2762 0.03683 181 135 42 4
981 “OK, now I believe in global warming.” 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
982 Don't even start with the 'How hot is it?' jokes! 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
983 They call it "popcorn". Horrific trivialization of our final days. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
984 I told you it would be too hot to go out today. 1.2757 0.03868 185 141 37 7
985 Wanna see a movie? 1.2757 0.04017 185 143 33 9
986 I thought you told me that you were too pooped to pop! 1.2757 0.04161 185 145 29 11
987 I said, "Excuse me!" 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
988 So how are you adapting to climate change? 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
989 At this rate we’ll be gone before the bus gets here. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
990 I told you we didn’t need jackets. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
991 Every time it gets really hot like this my ear starts popping 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
992 By the time the bus arrives, we may qualify for half-price fares. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
993 So much for a quiet summer afternoon. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
994 Save it for the theater. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
995 Shoulda tried a higher SPF 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
996 It’s the heat, not the humidity! 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
997 Why does it always have to be Kansas in August? 1.2749 0.04621 171 138 19 14
998 You're always popping off at the wrong time. 1.2747 0.04417 182 146 22 14
999 Suddenly I don’t feel like going to the movies. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1000 You have a solution? I'm all ears. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1001 I told you we shouldn't have moved to Phoenix. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1002 Great. Now the Uber’s gonna charge us for luggage. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1003 If this continues, we'll be husks of our former selves. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1004 Is that your corn popping or are you happy to see me? 1.2740 0.03897 208 163 33 12
1005 I was going to wait for a more romantic moment, but I’m ready to pop the question. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1006 So I said "I'm all ears" and she just rolls her eyes and says that my jokes are too corny. Seriously? 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1007 Now we know how the glaciers feel. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1008 Real nice, Frank. Real nice. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1009 is the heat getting to you? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1010 If the grill doesn’t get us, global warming will. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
1011 It’s the new ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ SPF 50 brand. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
1012 Let's just pop out for a stroll, you said. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1013 I told you we needed to put on sunscreen! 1.2733 0.04447 172 137 23 12
1014 And you thought SPF 50 was too much. 1.2733 0.03961 172 131 35 6
1015 It’s so hot I’m sweating kernels. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1016 There goes Dave. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1017 You have about three minutes to admit I was right.” 1.2727 0.04222 176 138 28 10
1018 No more denying it. We're cooked. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1019 Climate change never bothered me before. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1020 Didn’t I tell you to wear sunscreen?! 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
1021 I’m sweating my niblets off! 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
1022 Ladies don’t pop. They crackle. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
1023 What do you think Burning Man is like? 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1024 Hot today, huh? 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1025 If you say it's a dry heat, so help me... 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
1026 I told you it was a bad idea to walk to the movie theater in this heat. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1027 Sure, it's hot, but it's a DRY heat. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1028 You wouldn't listen to me, would you? You had to have your Arizona. 1.2717 0.04190 173 135 29 9
1029 I’m so sorry. It’s not like me, but it’s so hot that I popped prematurely. 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
1030 At least there’s no state income tax! 1.2717 0.04499 173 139 21 13
1031 Shucks! 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1032 It’s to late to try and butter me up now! 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1033 Great! Now the driver may think we're an Uber Eats pick-up. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1034 I told you that imitation butter spray doesn’t have any SPF! 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1035 Are you sure Orville said the 33 bus? 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1036 Climate-change deniers can scream 'hoax' all they want - but it drives me nuts that I spontaneously jiffy-pop all the time now! 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
1037 And to think the chickens were complaining about laying scrambled eggs. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1038 Forget this '...fry an egg' nonsense. 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
1039 Yeah, Gary. It IS "hot enough out here for me." 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1040 Popping off, again? 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1041 Tell me again about how Iowa was too cold. 1.2710 0.04695 155 124 20 11
1042 I guess butter isn’t the best sunscreen. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1043 I told you we shouldn't come to Denver--our ears keep popping! 1.2706 0.04397 170 135 24 11
1044 SPF 60. Why? 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1045 I think that off-brand sunscreen was actually butter. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1046 Back when I was a kid, they had to boil us in oil before we popped off! 1.2704 0.03782 196 151 37 8
1047 Do you believe in global warming NOW, Chad? 1.2704 0.03918 196 153 33 10
1048 I don't know ... happens every time I cough 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1049 If you chew gum, it’ll stop the popping. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1050 Do you still doubt global warming? 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1051 You coulda stayed home , watched Netflix but nooo….You had to “go to the movies”. 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
1052 I know it’s sick, Hal, but you know what I’m suddenly craving? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1053 This is like something out of a movie. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1054 And everyone says we need an air fryer. 1.2695 0.04449 167 133 23 11
1055 Who knew we’d be able to bypass the microwave? 1.2695 0.04608 167 135 19 13
1056 Yo! How’s it poppin’? 1.2695 0.04529 167 134 21 12
1057 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CORNY, POP BUT JUST TRUST ME AND PLAY IT BY EAR 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1058 We'd butter make a run for it. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1059 Are you happy to see me... or is that Quickpop? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1060 It's going to be a short summer. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1061 They genetically modified us, destroyed the ozone, AND invented butter... Beware these humans, my friend! 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1062 And here I always thought we were seed corn! 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
1063 Okay, you were right, it is too hot for the kids! 1.2690 0.04214 171 134 28 9
1064 This is an explosive situation. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1065 Could it be we used butter instead of sunscreen? 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1066 I’m thinking a movie tonight? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1067 I told you that sunscreen had too much oil in it! 1.2687 0.03437 227 174 45 8
1068 No, I DON'T have any butter, you Monster! 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1069 I told them I was just corn but they keep calling me pop. 1.2686 0.04226 175 138 27 10
1070 I thought you were going to bring the sunscreen. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1071 Did you fart!?! 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1072 Move to Canada, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
1073 If it wasn’t me, it must be you. 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
1074 At least you could say, excuse me. 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
1075 What, you never heard of a hot flash? 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
1076 For cryin' out loud! It isn't THAT hot! 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
1077 The next bus is to the movie theater. Don't get on it. 1.2678 0.03947 183 142 33 8
1078 Wanna pop over to somewhere with air conditioning? 1.2678 0.03792 183 140 37 6
1079 Still not as bad as Cancun last summer 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1080 Of course I love being a father, but wish you wouldn't pop them out every day. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1081 I think I'm having a hot flash. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1082 Stop farting Albert. 1.2675 0.04729 157 127 18 12
1083 I don’t know, it sounded like gunshots to me. 1.2672 0.05659 116 95 11 10
1084 I still think it's a myth. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1085 I’m sorry I got heated up.” 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1086 Really? You couldn't wait until we got home to start popping off? 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1087 Wait, where’d your brother go? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1088 Global warming , we don’t have a chance. 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
1089 I told you the desert was hot this time of year. But oh, no, you wanted to see the cacti. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1090 I'll bite: how hot is it? 1.2667 0.04640 165 134 18 13
1091 It's 104 in the shade so I'm staying out of the shade. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1092 Carol, what was the SPF on that butter you gave me? 1.2663 0.04149 184 146 27 11
1093 Is it just me or is it hot out here? 1.2663 0.04402 169 135 23 11
1094 It is easier to hide sweat 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1095 My eczema gets really bad this time of year. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1096 I guess global warming is real. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1097 Come on Pop, you can do it! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1098 I miss the days when it was only hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1099 I said sun tan oil not butter 1.2660 0.03945 188 147 32 9
1100 We ran out of sunscreen so I used butter! 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
1101 I told you global warming was real. 1.2659 0.03922 173 133 34 6
1102 Are you sure the bus is going to arrive in time? 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
1103 That's hot. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1104 Covering ourselves in butter just made thing worse. 1.2656 0.03818 192 149 35 8
1105 Global warming just got real. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1106 what? it's hot and I'm under a lot of pressure 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1107 See what happens when you get all hot and bothered? 1.2654 0.04533 162 130 21 11
1108 They weren’t joking about the excessive heat warning 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
1109 By noon we'll both be dead. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1110 I think it was the beans. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1111 I, uhh, I swear I don’t normally pop this quickly 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1112 Stay cool. My dad ended up an empty husk. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1113 I always get a trim around the ear when things begin to heat up. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1114 Do you hear a popping noise? 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1115 Aw shucks, I hate global warming… 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1116 I told you not to call me Pop! 1.2651 0.04201 166 130 28 8
1117 I hardly see ourselves in those offspring of ours 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
1118 I'm gonna pop you if you keep complaining. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1119 Ya know. I think there’s a kernel of truth to this climate change thing. 1.2649 0.04856 151 123 16 12
1120 Turns out going for a walk is just as dangerous as going to the movies. 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1121 Explain to me again why we moved to Texas? 1.2647 0.03962 170 131 33 6
1122 So, how your Pop doing? 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1123 Visit Texas," you said. "It'll be fun," you said 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1124 I’ve been religious about my skincare routine and I still breakout in this heat. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1125 SPF? I thought it only came in salted or unsalted. 1.2646 0.04067 189 150 28 11
1126 What are you popping off about? 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
1127 Just blowing off steam? 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1128 Sorry for popping off back there. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1129 I thought you were bringing the butter. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1130 You are popping HOT! 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1131 It is a formal event you said…Wear your husk you said…. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1132 I never wanna hear "What global warming?" from you again! 1.2640 0.04086 178 140 29 9
1133 When the sun comes up things will really start to pop. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1134 My doctor says the popping in my ears is nothing to worry about 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1135 Hey pop! Hot enough for you? 1.2640 0.03749 197 153 36 8
1136 It's like a microwave at three and a half minutes at medium high, careful with the bag when opening out here. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1137 I guess we overdressed 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1138 I can always tell when you get angry! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1139 And I don’t care. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1140 Well, look at us! We're surrounded by a bunch of 'pop-arazzi'! 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1141 It’s so hot you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1142 where’s butter when you need him? 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1143 Have I got an earful for you!!! 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
1144 We’ll be hollowed out husks by the end of the day if this heat keeps up. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1145 I'm sorry, you're just very attractive 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1146 It’s SO HOT out here, it’s making my ears Pop. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1147 Dont you dare start again with those ' it's so hot '.. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
1148 I'm telling you, there is no empirical proof of climate change! 1.2625 0.04476 160 128 22 10
1149 OK, I agree global warming is real. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1150 It's called 'cornupause.' Look it up. 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
1151 Now do you believe global warming is real? 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1152 I knew the oil bath was a mistake. 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
1153 Well, this is an awkward way to find out we're popcorn. 1.2617 0.04799 149 121 17 11
1154 Did you hear Cornelius Husker talking about global warming? What a nut 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1155 Maybe next time you will listen when I tell you it's too hot!! 1.2614 0.03864 176 136 34 6
1156 You should say, “Excuse me!” 1.2612 0.05073 134 109 15 10
1157 Oh oh, premature popping. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1158 Boy, do I miss Bob Mankoff. 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
1159 Sorry,I had a burrito for lunch. 1.2609 0.04203 184 148 24 12
1160 Would you mind rubbing some butter on my back? 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1161 Would you please cover your ear when you do that? 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1162 I think we took "pop it like it's hot" too literally. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
1163 Forgot your sunscreen? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1164 I can tell it's going to be a hot one today. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1165 I told you there is Global Warming. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1166 You should have brought sunscreen instead of butter. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
1167 No ... it's definitely the heat. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
1168 I am gonna fully pop 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1169 If global warming gets any worse, we'll have to join a nudist colony! 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1170 ‘ ‘fry an egg’ , my Tuchus 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1171 I told you we shouldn't have moved to Texas! 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1172 That's not funny, we're dying. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1173 Did you just feel your ear pop? 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1174 You're so hot, you make me pop. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1175 I don't think it's the humidity. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1176 I think my corn just broke. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1177 Feels like an Air Popper out here today. 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
1178 So much for too pooped to pop. 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
1179 Please. Don’t try to butter me up. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1180 Your mother is gonna give me an earful. 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1181 Long day, I’m popped. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1182 You can’t fart silently like the rest of the world? 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
1183 Well, I thought it was sunscreen oil. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1184 Just this morning I was high as an elephants eye! 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1185 This heat wave will really kill us 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1186 Just a little bit longer and we'll fit into our skinny jeans again. 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
1187 That’s the last time we try a sauna 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
1188 I told you butter makes a lousy sunscreen. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1189 Do you pop end-to-end or all around the cob? 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1190 so you think you're hot stuff? 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1191 I feel like an ad for Global Warming. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1192 No, I don't want to go to the movies. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1193 You get so heated and start popping off at me for the littlest things! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1194 We're not going to make it to the Theater. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1195 Sunscreen? It's on the shelf next to the Canola Oil, just like always. Why do you ask? 1.2581 0.04653 155 126 18 11
1196 I can't believe neither of us remembered the snacks. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1197 Got salt and butter? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1198 And as for the global warming conspiracy, I tell you: Al Gore, Dr. Fauci, and Orville Redenbacher are all part of the same cabal. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1199 You can tell me, I'm all ear! 1.2574 0.04895 136 110 17 9
1200 I hate when my ear pops. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1201 You start squirting butter and this date is over." 1.2573 0.04257 171 137 24 10
1202 I knew I should have had that vasectomy. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
1203 Sorry! I mixed up the sunscreen for butter. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1204 I was in the military also. I achieved the rank of kernel . 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1205 I think it might be time to cool our relationship. 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
1206 I think my shoulder just popped 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1207 It’s all a bunch of hype. But just in case, we’re moving to Alaska. 1.2569 0.04802 144 117 17 10
1208 Wanna hear a corny joke? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1209 Damn girl, pop off. 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
1210 You just can’t control yourself until you get to the movie theater, can you? 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1211 Climate change, Son. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1212 This Texas heat wave is getting out of hand! 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
1213 Sunscreen! You fool. That was butter! 1.2564 0.05450 117 96 12 9
1214 How corny can you get? 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1215 I knew this would happen. It's Climate Change! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
1216 Suddenly I'm craving Raisinets. 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
1217 These sunny days always make my ears pop. 1.2563 0.04455 160 129 21 10
1218 I hate it when the change in pressure makes our ears pop. 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
1219 Make sure we don’t stay out longer than 3 minutes today. 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
1220 Always popping off! What's the deal with you? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1221 This why I said SPF 30 wouldn’t be enough 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1222 We should only go out at night. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1223 This hot air popping is way too woke. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1224 This is why I wanted to move to Canada. It’s not just the healthcare. 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1225 I knew we needed sunscreen. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1226 You used suntan oil instead of sunscreen again, didn’t you? 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1227 Premature Popping 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
1228 Mom doesn't embarrass me like you do, Pop. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1229 PREMATURE POP-ULATION"... lol.. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1230 Ready for a POPPIN good time 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1231 This is embarrassing 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1232 I should’ve picked a butter with a higher SPF. 1.2556 0.05080 133 109 14 10
1233 Don't deny it. I saw what you had for lunch. I know all of these pops are coming from you... 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1234 I wasn't expecting you to pop the question! 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1235 Maybe we should skip the movie. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1236 If it's any consolation, there are always some kernels that don't pop. 1.2552 0.04773 145 118 17 10
1237 Fresh corn on the curb. Come and get it! 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1238 This heat will be the death of me. 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
1239 I thought you said global warming wouldn’t affect us!? 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
1240 When they said ‘pop off queen’, I’m not sure that this is what they meant 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1241 The fart sound just adds insult to injury. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
1242 What do you think? Are all of these terribly drawn objects supposed to be falling clouds, popcorn, or cotton balls ? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1243 Don't flatter yourself. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
1244 They're leaving us already. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1245 Global warming is wreaking havoc with my figure 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1246 If it can fry an egg, it can jolly well pop our kernels. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1247 which of your fireworks are heirloom or GMO 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1248 Keep it in your husk. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1249 I find this heat explosive! 1.2542 0.04146 177 142 25 10
1250 Are you hot or is it just me? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1251 Boy. we've had hot summers before,but this ............. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1252 Let me guess -- another of your crash diets? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1253 If this heatwave keeps up we’re going to be arrested for indecent exposure. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1254 The "heat dome" is on High for 2 minutes and 30 seconds. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1255 I guess you couldn't wait until we got to the theater. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1256 Still think moving to Arizona was the move? 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1257 We will be finished in a jiffy! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1258 You sound a little husky. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1259 Corny!" "H-How DARE you!" "I was talking about the finalist choices for the most recent caption contest." "Maybe someone sent in a chain letter telling the judges if they don't vote for them it means they have small penises or spiky hair gelled V's 1.2535 0.05041 142 118 12 12
1260 I can never wear butter in summer. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
1261 I'm going back for the sunscreen. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1262 Stop denying the science. It's not the humidity. It's the heat! 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1263 Bus shelters, bus schmelters, you said. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1264 I’m telling you Helen, no more kids! 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1265 Are you popping? 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1266 A hot one, eh Bob? Bob? 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1267 I read somewhere that after 3 1/2 minutes,we start to burn! But at least it was a good 3 1/2 minutes. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1268 I have one stuck in my tooth. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1269 Pop art? You’re fooling yourself—this is cornography! 1.2531 0.04492 162 132 19 11
1270 I love how you just pop!!! 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
1271 What's the problem, too pooped to pop? 1.2529 0.04177 170 136 25 9
1272 It doesn’t matter if it’s the heat or the humidity! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1273 Check this off the bucket list. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1274 I dunno, they don’t look like sheep! 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1275 I told you not to bring the kids 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
1276 At least they'll drop all that business about frying eggs on the sidewalk. 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1277 Is that gunfire? 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1278 I'm sweating my ass off. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1279 I don't think Snap and Crackle are coming. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1280 Honestly Gladys. You are not aging well. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1281 I wish you would quit popping off like that! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1282 Next time, remind me to put on more sunscreen 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1283 I'm still not buyin' this whole "global warming" thing. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1284 Orville Redenbacher? You are completely right, Allen. The streets are a maize of bedlam. He will finally lock them all up and put them in a bag somewhere. We deserve some peace and hominy. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1285 So this is our new weight loss program?! 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1286 Climate change will be the end of us! 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1287 I use butter as sunscreen and believe me, it makes the difference. 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1288 I told you beans gave me gas! 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1289 You're popping on me again. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1290 They lied. That butter did not have UV protection. 1.2515 0.04472 167 137 18 12
1291 he said “hot enough to fry an egg.” he didn’t say anything about popping corn! 1.2515 0.04223 167 134 24 9
1292 I told you we needed sunscreen. 1.2515 0.04155 171 137 25 9
1293 I read somewhere that once you get up to SPF40, all butter is basically the same 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
1294 Am I salty? No, I'm not salty. Why would I be salty? 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1295 Someone farted. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1296 Looks like Fred got overheated. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1297 One more crack about forgetting the sunscreen and I'll pop YOU! 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1298 You're the one who wanted to move to Arizona 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1299 I told you to use sunscreen! 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1300 I'm totally losing it in this heat! 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1301 Yea it's hot! What's your point? 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
1302 Hot enough for you, Orville? 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1303 Nice talking to you, Lt. Kernel, but it's time for me to pop off. 1.2500 0.04442 164 134 19 11
1304 My ears are popping, are yours? 1.2500 0.05326 120 99 12 9
1305 So much for being too pooped to pop. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1306 I told him to stay hydrated!! 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1307 Damned menopause. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1308 Dad, calling you pop was not a request. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1309 So you think global warming is still a conspiracy Don? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1310 My pop's bigger than your pop. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1311 This summer is popping out all over! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1312 Look on the bright side, we could be eggs... 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
1313 Must be the elevation. My ears keep popping. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1314 Aw shucks, I popped the question too soon. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1315 Talk about corny jokes. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1316 This turned out to be a hot date 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1317 I told you it's not like the 80's anymore. You can't go out in the sun covered in butter or you'll pop! 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
1318 I hear those popping sounds again. We need to get our ears checked. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1319 At this rate, we'll end up toast 1.2500 0.04295 172 140 21 11
1320 I told you that liquid butter was not sunscreen 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1321 I guess this climate change thing is really starting to pop off. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1322 Damn it, Carl! This is why I said we shouldn’t use suntan oil. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1323 Did that guy handing out vegetable oil sunscreen look a little iffy to you? 1.2486 0.04127 177 143 24 10
1324 No, the worst is the kid who lost his two front teeth. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
1325 These hot flashes are so annoying! 1.2485 0.03978 165 130 29 6
1326 Poor Larry. He mixed up the sunscreen with butter. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1327 Don't worry, you say! It's not hot out, you say! 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1328 I can`t remember it ever being this hot before ! " 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
1329 Yeah yeah yeah… it’s funny now. But when you hit 35 you’ll see! It’ll happen to you! 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
1330 Warm enough for you, Pop? 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
1331 If that bus doesn't get here, we won't make a dime at the movies. 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
1332 You make me hot! 1.2483 0.03916 149 115 31 3
1333 Don't worry. People shed 400,000 skin cells a day. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1334 Where’s our ride? I’m sweating kernels over here! 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
1335 We're now vulnerable to a salt and buttery. 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
1336 I wish the grandkids would stop calling me Pop-Pop. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1337 I know, I know. The anger management classes just aren’t working. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1338 Did you put lotion on? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1339 Pop off. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1340 No, I didn't bring salt and butter. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1341 It's just a change in the air pressure. Try to yawn. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1342 You’re making a scene 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1343 It's no use. Whatever I say will seem corny to you. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1344 So much for sunscreen. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1345 Just chill! 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1346 Ask me, ‘Hot enough for ya?’ at your own peril. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1347 I can't believe they won't let us work from home today. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1348 I told you a walk around the block is the best way to lose weight 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1349 If I wait here any longer, my face is going to pop off! 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1350 I told you this would happen, but noooo, you had to get your steps in. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1351 What's up, old cob? Too pooped to pop? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1352 Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm all ear. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1353 Your hot flashes are getting out of control,Mable. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
1354 What am I going to do? I'm going to find some shade, that's what I'm going to do. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1355 Candy Corn never have to deal with this shit. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1356 We probably shouldn’t have shucked. 1.2471 0.04091 174 140 25 9
1357 The bus isn't going to stop if you keep popping off like that 1.2471 0.04239 170 138 22 10
1358 This feels like a snack attack. 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
1359 It’s the heat not my anxiety. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
1360 I wish I had my umbrella", said Mary popping 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
1361 Buddy I'm getting tired of your corny remarks. A few more and I may pop. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1362 Stop it, June! You're busting out all over! 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1363 I knew it was a mistake to put on vegetable oil instead of sunscreen. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1364 Suddenly it was shuckingly obvious that the weather forecast wasn't wrong. 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
1365 We really shouldn't have eaten all those peppers. 1.2465 0.04708 142 116 17 9
1366 This global warming is getting out of hand. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1367 So how high is an elephant's eye? 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1368 Hang in there, sundown is only 30 minutes away. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1369 I miss my tassels. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1370 I’ve done my research. I don’t want you to think I’m just popping off 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1371 It's cannibalism and you know it 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1372 Okayyyyyy, sunbathing is really a bad idea. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1373 I plan to be a pop star by noon. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1374 It looks like a dead heat. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1375 Ya know it’s gonna be a hot one when you pop out the door in the morning. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1376 I knew there was something wrong with that butter-based sunscreen. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1377 And you said butter makes a good sun screen. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1378 I'm not your father! Quit calling me, "Pop"! 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
1379 I’m telling you, these trending weight loss methods have gotten pretty extreme- 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1380 I don’t know why you’re always popping off at me when all I try to do is butter you up. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1381 Oops! Forgot the sunscreen! 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1382 Hey Buddy, just cool it! 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1383 Hot flash? I’m at that age, too. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1384 Well, at least it is a dry heat. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1385 Do you feel like a snack? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1386 Yeah, yeah, I can tell and it's it's a bit embarrassing. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
1387 I think I'm ovulating. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1388 It's too far to walk. Let's call a cob." 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1389 Excuse my popping. It’s the climate change. 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
1390 It’s called premature-population. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1391 I hate to spend summer in the city 1.2453 0.04436 159 130 19 10
1392 It's hot enough to pop your corn on the sidewalk 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1393 Marv, I still say that sunscreen smelled like butter. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1394 I said sunscreen, not butter. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1395 Did you put on some butter? 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1396 I don't do well in this heat. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1397 Sorry, I’m just too pooped to pop 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1398 Okay, let's go to a movie theater 1.2449 0.03932 147 114 30 3
1399 We need to send another big donation to Greta Thunberg. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
1400 Do you think Rogaine might work? 1.2449 0.06164 98 83 6 9
1401 I feel that global warming is catching up with us. 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
1402 Why can't we just sweat like most folks when we get hot? 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1403 I don’t have time for your drama today, Harold. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1404 Just try to last longer next time. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1405 At least they can't turn us into syrup anymore 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1406 There’s not a kernel of truth to what you’re saying. 1.2446 0.04772 139 114 16 9
1407 Gonna be honest, Snap and Crackle taking the first Uber was kind of a d*ck move. 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1408 If you hadn't put the tanning oil on, this never would have happened. 1.2446 0.03853 184 147 29 8
1409 We should start a pop-up." 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1410 So that’s why you were buttering me up. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1411 Are you stalking me? 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1412 What do you think happens when we pop? 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1413 I should stop popping off about politics! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1414 Can't you wait until we're at the movie theater? 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1415 This global warming is killing me. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1416 I hope those climate change scientists are working quickly! 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1417 Yeesh, this climate change thing sort of gives “Hot-air popped popcorn” a whole new meaning! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1418 Still think the bus is cheaper? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1419 I told you - sunscreen is not a cure for global warming. 1.2442 0.03944 172 137 28 7
1420 And you wanna deny climate change? 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
1421 I think it's gonna be a hot one today. 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1422 This heat be poppin 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1423 So, butter is not so bad for us? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1424 Sorry, I couldn’t hold it any longer. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1425 It was bad enough when my tassels dried out, but this… 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
1426 I told you we should have worn at least SPF50. 1.2437 0.05333 119 99 11 9
1427 I don't think we can deny global warming now. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1428 I swear to God, Karl - if you whip out your garlic powder, I'm leaving. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1429 I told you to get "Hoppin" NOT "Poppin'". 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1430 Did I tell you my pop was a kernel? 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1431 Cracking corn is not PC, Jimmy. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1432 Picking at it only makes it worse. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1433 You bought the discount sunscreen again, didn't you? 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1434 So what's the latest? I'm all ears. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1435 Don’t blow your pop. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1436 Still not convinced climate change is real? 1.2429 0.04848 140 116 14 10
1437 It’s not that hot, quit popping. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1438 Dammit. Repeat after me: sunscreen AFTER husking. 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
1439 I bet you could fry an egg on this sidewalk! 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1440 Ok, you were right. We should have taken the Alaskan cruise. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1441 Would ya please stop poppin’ off ! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1442 just don't let the kids see this! 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
1443 I told you that sunscreen would not work! 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1444 You never wait for me. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1445 Global buttering is not the solution you idiot. 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1446 Sorry. I’m having a hot flash. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1447 You need anger management training. You are always popping off. 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1448 I told you not to put suntan oil on. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1449 We needs to get out of this sun before we die! 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1450 OK, how hot is it? 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
1451 I say, going through popcorn puberty is hell! 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
1452 So now I get the whole "air fryer" thing. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1453 I've got popcorn coming out of my ears. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1454 Who farted? 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
1455 Cool down — you're all over the place. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
1456 Not another hot 🥵 flash! 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
1457 I told you to put on your sunscreen! 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1458 We should have participated more fully in climate change protests. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1459 Are you feeling nervous or is it just the heat? 1.2418 0.03712 153 118 33 2
1460 NOW do you believe me when I tell you that the Redenbachers secretly supported climate change deniers for their own nefarious gains!? 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
1461 This is just corny. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1462 I’ll do the talking, you’re all ears.” 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1463 It's been nice hanging with you. See you in the next life. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1464 Still think climate change is a myth, Bob? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1465 You know for an ear, you’re not a very good listener 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1466 No, I certainly don't think salt will help. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
1467 When we were young, we called it ‘fluffing,” but our age let’s just call a fart a fart. 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
1468 It's not the heat, it's the butter. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1469 And they say global warming is a hoax 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1470 That sun is so hot I think my balls just popped off! 1.2414 0.04822 145 121 13 11
1471 They told us this couldn't happen to us because we are genetically engineered. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1472 My doctor recommended SPF 30 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1473 You think it’ll give away that we’re corn? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1474 I hope when the bus gets here, the air conditioning is working. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1475 Once you pop, you can't stop. 1.2410 0.03839 166 131 30 5
1476 Elevation is so high it's making my ears pop. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
1477 No, for the last time, I don't have any butter 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1478 Gladys, I told you we need to get up earlier to go for our morning walk! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1479 Remove your husk you'll be cool". Any other bright ideas 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1480 I like all genres of music but my personal favorite is pop 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1481 You think we got it bad,you should see what happened to Butterman! 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1482 Don’t worry, Shucker Carlson says it’s just a warming phase 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1483 Menopause sucks. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1484 This global warming thing is not fun! 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
1485 I've had it up to ear with your corny jokes. 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1486 If I can see it, they can smell it. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
1487 Dammit Woodrow, that pops my corn. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1488 I feel the heat, the heat between you and me. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1489 OK, so maybe there's a kernel of truth about global warming. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1490 In this heat, I’ll be a cob by the time I get to the office. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1491 Premature cob pop can be humiliating. Ask your family doctor. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1492 You'll never make me go to the Burning Man again 1.2403 0.05016 129 107 13 9
1493 So much for "never let 'em see you sweat." 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1494 I did local theater, movie houses. All now gone to streaming. 1.2403 0.04519 154 127 17 10
1495 Oklahoma or bust 1.2403 0.04792 154 130 11 13
1496 You should see the egg right now. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1497 Don’t 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1498 Next time, let's make it just the two of us 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
1499 We’re now the “canaries in the coal mine” for global warming. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1500 The next generation doesn't stand a chance. 1.2397 0.05252 121 101 11 9
1501 Yes, for the 50th time, I know how hot it is. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1502 It's 8AM and hot enough to pop kernels. At this rate, we'll all be cobs long before Halloween 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
1503 This global warming is tough, am I right? 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
1504 You have a very husky voice! 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1505 What have I told you about popping' off in public? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1506 I hate it when you pop off like that. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1507 I know it’s hot, but your privates are popping out. 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1508 Will we make it to the movies in time? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1509 I told you, you should’ve put on sunscreen instead of tanning butter. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1510 I can’t calm down with all this fake news about global warming! 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
1511 I don’t think we’ll make it to the movies 1.2387 0.04398 155 127 19 9
1512 You could have waited till we got our seats. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1513 Sucks to get old. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1514 I hate heat waves. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1515 Menopause will be the death of you. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1516 Tissue, dear? 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1517 Global warming a myth, eh? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1518 This was one of the side effects they mentioned in the ads. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1519 …and me with no butter. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1520 How pop hot pop is pop it pop you pop ask? pop pop pop... 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1521 I’ll just pop over to the store. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1522 This heat is really taking it out of me 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1523 What’s the UV? 1.2381 0.05093 126 105 12 9
1524 I can’t believe you forgot to pack the sunscreen 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
1525 It might just be the heat getting to me, but I've been thinking a lot lately about life after death. 1.2378 0.04399 164 136 17 11
1526 Let's not use vegetable oil for tanning again. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1527 You’re still not going to get me to believe in climate change. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
1528 I think we're almost done. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1529 You said bring an umbrella, I said bring a bowl. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1530 I believe we're getting over heated. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1531 I know this sounds corny, but I feel like I'm gonna pop. 1.2377 0.05212 122 102 11 9
1532 I don't understand how people like it when their ears pop. 1.2377 0.05212 122 102 11 9
1533 Not the time for corny jokes. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1534 Body popping not so cool now huh! 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1535 You know, there may be a kernel of truth to this whole global warming thing… 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1536 I told you, butter is not a smart substitute for sunscreen! 1.2374 0.04744 139 115 15 9
1537 I'm GMO... how about you? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1538 Don’t worry, Uber will be here in a Jiffy. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1539 Where’s Frank? He was here just a minute ago! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1540 For the last time … WHAT? 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1541 Let's go to Texas," you said. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1542 So much for a rainy forecast. 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1543 Well, Earl, let’s hope those mad dogs and Englishmen bring some butter. 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
1544 If it gets any hotter, I'm gonna lose my ethanol subsidy! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1545 In this heat, I don't hold a kernel of hope for our survival. 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
1546 See what happens when you get hot under the collar. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1547 Science Schmiance. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1548 Global warming is a hoax, Melania. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1549 Okay, okay, I’ll admit there may be a kernel of truth to your global warming theory. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1550 Oh great now we’re going to attract the cinephiles 1.2366 0.04946 131 109 13 9
1551 When it's your turn to ask someone to marry you, ask politely. Do not POP the question. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1552 Deny this, Man! 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
1553 Look son, you are either food for fuel or fuel for food. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1554 The worst part is when you're done, you're done. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1555 They can call it 'climate change' but I still say global warming! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1556 Butter me up? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1557 Our ancestors were only knee high by the 4th of July. We'll be ethanol before you know it. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1558 Oy, this heat! 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1559 Im starting to think tiktok challenges might be dangerous 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1560 Hot out here or What ? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1561 So,what’s poppin’? 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1562 When you said Arizona was poppin’ I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1563 Now do you think climate change is real? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1564 I farted. 1.2358 0.05616 106 89 9 8
1565 I’m not ready for climate change! 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1566 Let's go somewhere hot on vacation," you said 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1567 I thought YOU were bringing the sunscreen! 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1568 Who said “we’ll just pop over”? 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1569 You don't complete me, salt and butter, that's what completes me. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1570 Mmm. Something smells good. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1571 Really? Suntan oil?! 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
1572 "I told you we should have buttered before we left. 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
1573 Maybe we should open up our ears about this global warming thing 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
1574 We should have stayed in Minnesota. 1.2357 0.03630 157 122 33 2
1575 If it gets any hotter I feel I may explode! Say where's Charlie? He was here just a minute ago. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1576 Hot out? What gave it away? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1577 When the bus gets here, try to restrain yourself. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1578 We've got to stop using the cheap brands of sunscreen! 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1579 You can be all ears when you want to be. 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
1580 Sorry, I had beans for dinner. 1.2353 0.05298 119 100 10 9
1581 I think we need to go find some shade 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
1582 I think we’re being stalked. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1583 Still working on your anger management, I see. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1584 I know I didn't fart. 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
1585 At least we’re not sweating bullets. 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
1586 We have to get out of the sun. You're starting to pop. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1587 That's the last time I take you out for Mexican food. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1588 I'll stop calling you "Sonny" if you'll stop calling me "Pops." 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1589 Got any gum? My ears are popping. 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
1590 Ain't Texas a bitch!!? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1591 NOW you finally believe in climate change! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1592 Kinda erotic, no? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1593 Sorry, I farted. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1594 Oh, no, you said, eating corn doesn't give you gas. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
1595 I didn't mean to say your mother's yellow. It just popped out. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
1596 Well this is what happens when you don't get protection ! 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
1597 Is it hot out here, or it just you. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1598 Sure it's hot but a little self-control would be appreciated. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1599 Dammit, Pop is my nick name 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1600 Stop stalking me or I’ll call the cobs. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1601 Calling me Mary Poppins is NOT funny! 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1602 I'm not ready to pop. These were going to be my formative ears. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1603 You forgot the butter and the bags? 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1604 Yes, it’s embarrassing, and, no, I’m not waiting until after sundown to take my walk. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1605 I know it's hot, but that's no excuse for popping in public. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1606 My wife says the hot air is healthier than oil, but either way losing weight this way is painful. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
1607 I'm thinking about getting implants. 1.2342 0.04322 158 130 19 9
1608 Does it seem hotter to you today than yesterday? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1609 Maybe global warming isn't a totally crackpot idea after all. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1610 No, it's the heat. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1611 Are we just a little obvious? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1612 Maybe once around the block is enough this morning. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1613 What, exactly, does the P in SPF stand for? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1614 We need a higher SPF butter 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
1615 Once you pop, you just can't stop. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1616 Texas weather ! 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1617 It's really popping off out here! 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
1618 It’s a lot of fluff. There’s not a kernel of truth in it! 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1619 You take passive agression to a whole new level. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1620 I know this may sound corny, Pop, but I think there may be a kernel of truth about the harmful effects of high heat. 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
1621 And you wanted to go south for the winter.. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1622 ‘The waiting is the hardest part’ 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1623 The bus better get here soon. They won’t let us in the theater at this rate. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1624 No. I would not like to talk about the weather. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1625 Pop, you are a maize- ing. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1626 Hey--just be happy you're not an egg! 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1627 I told you coming to Texas in July was a terrible idea. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1628 Well , it may be painful , but at least the eggs can quit bragging now! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1629 This is turning into a scene from a bad horror move.” “At least we’ll have snacks. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1630 Did you bring sunscreen ? 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
1631 It looks like you're about to explode. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1632 I told you to get SPF 50… 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1633 You're such a stalker. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1634 Hey! What's poppin'?" "Nothing much, just us. 1.2326 0.04735 129 106 16 7
1635 Lieutenant Kernal, I fear this is the end. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1636 For the love of God, Carl, it's not THAT hot out. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1637 Ignore them...their microwaved. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1638 The sidewalk's not just for frying eggs 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1639 At least we won’t have tan lines 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1640 I don't care if it is a dry heat. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
1641 I warned you about using coconut oil as sunscreen! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1642 So, now do you believe in climate change? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1643 You should see what an egg does. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1644 It's a dry heat, you said. 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
1645 Eleven kids are enough for me! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1646 I thought you told me lots of people would like to pick up a couple of ears of corn. 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
1647 If you're warm, just tell me 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
1648 In this disguise, no one will notice our high fructose! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1649 You picked a fine day to forget the butter. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1650 Are you still a climate change denier? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1651 I told you that butter did not contain SPF! 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1652 This is not the pop-up event I anticipated. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1653 Is it just me, or did your ears pop? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1654 You gonna eat that? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1655 What a way to lose weight, huh? 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1656 When will the people on the Nextdoor app stop asking if it’s fireworks or gunshots? 1.2313 0.04959 134 113 11 10
1657 You know how hard I worked at the gym to get a 28 pack? This weather’s gonna make me puff up! 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1658 Not as much fun to make as it is to eat. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1659 I see you're still having those hot flashes. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1660 I told you what would happen if you didn't keep your kernels to yourself in this heat. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1661 Don't worry, climate change is not real. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1662 Pop! Is that all we have to look forward to? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1663 Boy is it hot! 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1664 How’s your Pop? 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
1665 I hate Texas. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1666 I told you oil and sunscreen are completely different things. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1667 I told you we weren't welcome in Texas, Kevin 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1668 GO BLOW IT OUT YOUR EARS 1.2303 0.04266 165 137 18 10
1669 We were not ready for today's pop quiz! 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1670 And you still believe that Global Warning is a myth? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1671 Global warming is a farce,huh? 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1672 Whoever smelt it, dealt it. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1673 We are not weasels and I do not want to go pop! 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1674 I'm popped, not pooped. Popped. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1675 Did you check today's heat index for spontaneous combustion? 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1676 It's corn off the cob." 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1677 Cut that out. Hitchhiking’s hard enough without thumbs. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1678 Think maybe we should get out of the sun? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1679 I miss my stalk. We should’ve never left the farm. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1680 This LA heat wave is rough, but at least we made it out of Iowa. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1681 Better to pop here than in that thing they call the microwave 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
1682 so climate change is a hoax, you say? 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1683 Well, would you rather be boiled? 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1684 I know it’s wrong, but all I can think of is adding butter and salt! 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1685 Turns out coconut oil is no substitute for sunscreen. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1686 One more corny joke about the apocalypse and I 'm going to pop a vein. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1687 I told you we should’ve used sunscreen. 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1688 See...I told you global warming is real! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1689 This is what we get for consuming too much pop culture. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1690 Trust me - I wasn’t even looking at her stalk. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1691 I told you not to shuck. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
1692 At least tell me you brought the salt 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1693 At this rate, we'll be all popped out before we get a ride. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1694 Granny was always a bit scattered. 1.2292 0.04697 144 121 13 10
1695 This summer be poppin’ 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1696 These hot flashes leave me feeling so drained and lightheaded. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1697 Hot flash again, dear? 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1698 Is this a good spot for our pop-up? 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1699 Always with the negativity. Polar bears are still around. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1700 Don't pretend like it's not you! I 'm an ear! 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1701 Hot enough for ya, Pop? 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
1702 I'm in the mood for love. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1703 And what if I did pop? What are you going to do about it? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1704 We should have never left the Midwest 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1705 I can't stand the cold winters, you said. I want to move to a warmer climate, you said. 1.2288 0.04399 153 127 17 9
1706 I wish you would have listened to me when I told you to always carry butter and salt. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1707 'We better find some shade or we're roasted." 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1708 I knew that sunscreen felt too oily 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1709 On the other hand, i’m only 10 pops away from my goal weight. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1710 Everyone cries about the snowman. What about us? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1711 I'm sorry I popped. It's just so hot out here. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1712 Global warming? What global warming? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1713 Climate change was fake science, you said. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1714 I didn't know you could cook. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1715 I'm not that happy to see you, it's just hot! 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1716 Listen, Karl, I ignored the first two times you let it rip, but this has gone too far. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
1717 is it getting ho … oops … oh my … sorry … oh … excuse me … pardon … ooh, that one just slipped out … sorry … entschuldigen bitte … oopsy … 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
1718 Cancel my liposuction appointment. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1719 Oh shuck off. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1720 I’m using context clues here, but I think that we’re supposed to be corn cobs, and those are popped kernels. Although we could be some sort of squash cut lengthwise, and those are poorly drawn sheep. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1721 I'll pop by later today? 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
1722 It’s so hot out! Let’s go see a movie. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1723 Tell me you still don’t believe in global warming. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1724 So . . . where are the cool cucumber cuties you said were going to meet us here? 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1725 I think you're hot. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1726 We sure could use some of that Frosty the snow man magic, right about now! 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1727 Half of me thinks this was a dumb idea and the other half thinks you look hot. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1728 I smell it, too. But I swear it wasn’t me. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
1729 You’re sure this is SPF 50? 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
1730 I tell all the youngins' " The sun will ruin your skin" but they don't listen... They just say... " OH, POP " 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1731 And they think they need more data! 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1732 We're not just all ears you know. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1733 Insert corny joke here. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1734 Sat too close to the heater again? 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1735 Hey, Brian. You see where James went? 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1736 Aw shucks… 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1737 Y'know, it's not so much the heat as it is the searing hot oil on my skin. 1.2268 0.05954 97 83 6 8
1738 Damn it’s hot today 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
1739 Coconut sunscreen, coconut oil – innocent mistake! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1740 I'd say that global warming is a thing. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1741 You said you checked the weather. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1742 I told you butter wasn’t going to give you a tan 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1743 « Do you think we might be considered as Pop Art now? » 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1744 I told you it'd be too warm for a husk. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
1745 I guess it's too late for me to pop the question. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
1746 the stalk was holding us back" you said. What do you think now 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1747 Where are salt and butter when you need them?? 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1748 I didn't realize global warming would be so loud. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1749 Al Gore said warming would come to this! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1750 Do you always talk until you pop? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1751 Well, excuse me! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1752 How are you still cold?! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1753 Your the one who wanted to walk to the theater 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
1754 Quick, gimme a boost. I think that's the elephant's eye 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
1755 I just think about baseball. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1756 I'm fine. Everything is fine! 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1757 My teeth just popped." 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1758 This is probably the last time we go to the movies . 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1759 Hey dude! This is summer in Texas, so get used to it. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1760 Let's visit my mother in Santa Fe, you said. It's not so hot that we'll pop, you said" 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1761 At least our eyelash glue is still holding. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1762 I don’t care if he “seemed nice”, I told you not to take directions from that guy Orville. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1763 Fine for YOU...but I'll tell you, I'm too pooped to pop! 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
1764 So hot, I’ve gone from a general to a kernel 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
1765 I told you we should have taken that DNA test. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1766 Is this how it ends? 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
1767 This is why I usually work the night shift. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1768 At that moment, as his buddy entered the next stage of life, Nebby knew that this “Global Warming” was not to be taken with grains of salt. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1769 I’m so hot I could pop. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
1770 Quit calling me "Cornelious"! You don't have any knees yourself. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1771 I told you don’t forget the butter and salt. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1772 Ugh, it’s so hot out here that I’m sweating my kernels off! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1773 Shucked by global warming. 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
1774 I’m never too pooped to pop! 1.2252 0.04523 151 127 14 10
1775 Global warming or just weather? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1776 You're the one who wanted a big family. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1777 Global warming is turning us into Jiffy Pop. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1778 Well shuck, we’re popped. 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1779 I’m having an existential crisis because I could be creamed, grilled or boiled. What’s the real me? Ya know? 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1780 We may be a loss for the humans, but we're a win for the birds. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1781 I told you the first husk looked fine. Now, we are never going to make it to the BBQ 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1782 What did I say about global warming? 1.2247 0.06342 89 77 4 8
1783 I told you biofuel was a hoax 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1784 Hey, colonel, I know it sounds corny, but could lend me an ear? 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1785 YOU SHOULD SEE HUMPTY 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1786 SPF? It's butter! 1.2245 0.03713 147 116 29 2
1787 Call me crazy, but I wish I were sweating right about now. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1788 I told you we were overpacking for this weather 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
1789 You’re sweating buckets! 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1790 Just wait for the showdown at high noon. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1791 Global warming got you too? 1.2242 0.04329 165 139 15 11
1792 It's too fucking hot for your bullshit, Linda. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1793 Go ahead. I'm all ears. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1794 Better find some shade 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1795 I’m too pooped to pop again! 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
1796 So much for denying Climate Warming. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1797 There must be better ways to get into the movies. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1798 Relax, it's just a bus, not a microwave. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1799 I smell butter. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1800 We should cancel. Tell them something popped up. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1801 It wasn't my idea to move to Texas. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1802 Let's just chill out in the corn field today, I said. No, you said. I want to go for a walk. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1803 On the bright side I can see and speak. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1804 Stop calling me pop pop 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1805 I guess we should've used a higher SPF... 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1806 I knew I shouldn't have had that second serving of chile 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1807 Argh! Here comes the sun! 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1808 Thanks but I can't. They just get stuck in my teeth. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1809 How about this heat 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1810 I thought Orville died. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
1811 I wanted to go to Iowa, but you said it would be fun to visit Texas this year. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1812 I told you not to look at the sun! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1813 This global warning thing is very uncomfortable 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1814 Hey Corny, your ear is poppin’. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1815 It's so hot I'm popping out all over. Can we go for a freeze. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1816 Before climate change, we could leave home before evening. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1817 Hitchhike? What, and get killed? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1818 Trust me - we gotta get out of the sun! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1819 This isn't what I had in mind when you said weight loss walk. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1820 Remember, the corn is always greener on the other side. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1821 My ears usually only pop when I fly 1.2232 0.05185 112 94 11 7
1822 At least you're not buttering me up! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1823 On second thought, let's not go to the movies today. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1824 All this happening and I'm wearing Coppertone #60? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1825 Maybe cut down on the lactose. Just sayin'. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1826 Popping off again I see... 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1827 At least we're still corny, but not flakey! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
1828 Just be glad you had a vasectomy when you could! 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1829 I thought you said you didn't have any kids! 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1830 I’m going to try to ignore when you start popping off. 1.2231 0.04793 130 109 13 8
1831 Global warming! It’s not enough to say “We’re all ears!” 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1832 No, we are not pop-arazzi!" 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1833 Can’t you at least wait until the opening credits? 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1834 Well, what did you think was going to happen when I said, "Pull my finger?" 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1835 Global warming, heh! 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
1836 I TOLD you that climate change was real. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
1837 If anyone can tell me how to deal with the heat, I'd be all ears. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1838 This never happened in Iowa. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1839 You smell good even when you sweat. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1840 I warned you about eating that last chili pepper! 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1841 Sorry I popped early.. I'm hot for you 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1842 Just give me like, a minute forty-five and I'll be done 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1843 There's got to be a better way to lose weight. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1844 It's climate change, stupid. 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
1845 Hey. My eyes are up here. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1846 I can't wait to complain about winter. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1847 These heatwaves are completely out of hand! 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1848 Next time, let's vacation in Northern Michigan. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1849 If we’re not in the mountains yet, why are our ears popping?0 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1850 With moviegoing on the wane and streaming on the rise, I hoped our days of being commercially exploited had finally come to an end." 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1851 Hot enough for ya, Jiffy? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1852 This weather really makes your ears pop. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1853 Must be high altitude, my ears just popped. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
1854 I can’t believe you forgot the sunscreen, AGAIN! 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1855 So, eh, what’s poppin’? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1856 Does this count as a POP culture reference? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1857 Put on sunscreen, I don't want you to pop 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1858 See? No more popping-off at me about wearing sunscreen! 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
1859 Are you sure we used the high SPF oil?" 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
1860 I thought they said acorn in the casting call!!?? 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1861 Don't rub salt in the wound. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1862 Yes, it’s early, but we’re in Iowa. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1863 By the time we get to the beach, you’ll be nothing but cob. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1864 Mr. Redenbacher said there’d be days like this… 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1865 They told us to wait here for the butter 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1866 I keep telling you to put on sunscreen and it just goes in one kernel and out another 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1867 All the eggs moved to Canada?? 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1868 Just be glad it isn’t snowing, I would hate to be shoveling snow in this heat” 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1869 Is it hot out or is it just me? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1870 You are so theatrical! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1871 This global warming is a real bitch. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1872 Who in the world is gonna eat this popcorn without butter? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1873 Ok, you were right, maybe the tanning oil wasn’t the best idea. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1874 I told you the Popping Index was very high. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1875 Bring the children, you said. It'll be fine, you said. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1876 I'm telling you, we're all going to look like that, and full of hot air, too. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1877 What did one ear say to the other? We know more Colonels than we do Generals. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1878 We are so shucked now. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1879 My lip gloss is poppin. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1880 You idiot, ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!’ isn’t a sunscreen! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1881 You gonna just pop off? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1882 I told you--we need to where sunscreen. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1883 The cycle of life at its finest. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1884 Gonna be a hot one today 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1885 Why can't those Tumbleweeds just email? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1886 I’m so hot I feel like my head’s about to explode 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1887 Hey Fred, what's poppin' 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1888 Sorry you have no mouth 1.2209 0.06277 86 74 5 7
1889 Global warming is way outta control! 1.2208 0.04346 154 129 16 9
1890 Would you stop whistling “Pop Goes the Weasel!” 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
1891 The heat index for today is definitely not good news. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1892 I said that the oil based sunscreen would be a mistake. 1.2207 0.04535 145 122 14 9
1893 I knew we should not have used butter sunscreen !! 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1894 Welcome to Arizona. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1895 If you say, 'Hiya, Pop!' one more time, I'll bop you one. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1896 I think you forgot sunscreen. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1897 Now is not the time for a corny pun, pop. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1898 You know, I’m beginning to think that this global warming thing is real. 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
1899 I told you global warming is here now! Now do you believe me? 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1900 I guess it’s going to be a hot day. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1901 Will you puh-leeze pop it already 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1902 It's a dry heat, huh? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1903 Summers poppin off 😎 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1904 We're victims of pop culture. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1905 You ain't nothing but a corn dog! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1906 Yes, it is hot enough for me! Can we talk about something else already? 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
1907 Does it feel really hot to you? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1908 You seem to be popping prematurely. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1909 This date is over. We’re related! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1910 These extreme temperatures really make you wanna pop. 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
1911 Uh, where’d Fred go? 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1912 And I forgot to put on butter this morning. 1.2200 0.04524 150 127 13 10
1913 We were happy in Iowa. ‘No’, you said. ‘Let’s move to Texas’, you said. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1914 Yeah, my doc said I could stand to lose some weight but I don't this is what she meant 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1915 if this uber cancels one more time, we’re going to have a problem 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1916 whats poppin bro 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1917 I still don't trust climate scientists. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1918 But what a pretty sunset! 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1919 Told you...going topless was not a good idea 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1920 I told you not to put the tanning oil next to the popping oil! 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1921 Menopause is a bitch! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1922 And I thought I just hated the politics in Arizona. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1923 Do you always say whatever pops into your mind? 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1924 If I hear "hot enough for you?" one more time... 1.2195 0.03873 164 134 24 6
1925 Yes it is! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1926 Sometimes I just feel like I'm in some sort of corny joke. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1927 I hate it when I forget my hat." 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1928 Are you farting or popping? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1929 Good grief! Are you using suntan lotion! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1930 This whole global warming as become a real problem. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1931 its so hot you can fry an egg on the side walk" is not comfortin 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1932 It almost guarantees the bus will come. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1933 It's Texas. We should go out for breakfast, not dinner. 1.2193 0.05251 114 97 9 8
1934 This bus better have AC! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1935 Hope it doesn't rain butter, then we'd be in trouble. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1936 I've had just about enough of you popping off in public! 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1937 Beware the stranger bearing gifts of butter and salt. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1938 Popcorn. What's yours? 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1939 'But it's a dry heat,' you said. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1940 it’s too hot out, let’s go to the movies 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1941 I told ya it was hot out here. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1942 Will you please stop popping off? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1943 The bowl will be here in 2 minutes. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1944 I specifically asked you whether you'd packed the sunscreen. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1945 And they said global warming was a hoax. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1946 Pop? Is that you? 1.2188 0.04698 128 107 14 7
1947 I wish global warming could wait until we got to the theater. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1948 I missed a spot with my pop block lotion again 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1949 if you don't start wearing sunscreen you'll be a husk of your former self 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1950 Did you confuse the suntan oil with the cooking oil again 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1951 With our ears popping we should be there in a jiffy. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1952 I shouldn't have let the corn on my toe go untreated. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1953 And you said we wouldn’t need sunscreen. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1954 Try thinking about basketball. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1955 I can’t stand those corny New Yorker caption contests. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1956 existential heat 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1957 I'm thinking, time to move north. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
1958 Time to move to Alaska 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1959 I told you not to wear the oil-based sunscreen 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1960 Did you just pop? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1961 Not now, not before I make the rank of Kernel. 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
1962 It's better going this way than in a microwave. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1963 This is the last time I use butter in place of sun block! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1964 I’m their Dad, but they call me Pop. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1965 Sundown canNOT come soon enough for me! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1966 It's "poof," not "puff!" 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1967 I told you butter wouldn't work as sunblock! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1968 No, we don't need sunscreen today, you said. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1969 I know that summers in Iowa get HOT, but this is ridiculous. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1970 No,"Hotter than a microwave" is not a 'saying,' Brian. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1971 Reminds me of that old song. How did it go? Something about a weasel. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1972 I swear, this doesn’t usually happen to me” 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1973 I feel like I'm being cooked alive. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1974 Are we sure we want to retire in Arizona? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1975 Have you been oiling yourself again? 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1976 You and your husky voice ! 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1977 You need to stop popping off at sunrise,we have a long day in front of us. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1978 Oh, oh. I don’t think we should have moved to Arizona. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1979 Tell me again why we moved to Texas. 1.2177 0.04933 124 105 11 8
1980 we need a higher SPF. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1981 Just cuz it's hot is no excuse for popping off! 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1982 I TOLD you we shoulda wore sunscreen! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1983 Corn popping is hotter than frying an egg, right? 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1984 Have you been eating beans again? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1985 I’d rather pop to death than admit man-made climate change is real. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1986 What did you think would happen Cornelia? The Uber driver would just let us in no questions asked? You look baked. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1987 Pop? That's Colonel to you! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1988 Tell me about these darkening clouds. I'm all ear. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1989 I can't help it if I have hot farts! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1990 I'm all ears, but if we don't get out of this heat, I may not have anything left to offer you. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1991 I guess the new shampoo didn't help. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1992 Great, global warming and I have explosive niblets 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1993 You're getting a little overheated. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
1994 “I suppose, then, you’d rather be ethanol?” 1.2171 0.04917 129 110 10 9
1995 Global warming NOT funny 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1996 What do you say we go to the movies tonight? 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1997 Climate Change is challenging. 1.2171 0.04792 129 109 12 8
1998 What's popping? I'm all ears. 1.2171 0.04664 129 108 14 7
1999 Is it getting hot in here ? Or is it just me? 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
2000 This DIY summer project, is taking a hell lot of time. Should we instead get a bag of popcorn from the mall 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
2001 You forgot the sunscreen again, didn’t you? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2002 Do you mind? I'm eating. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2003 I told you honey, this is no time for heated discussion. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2004 Yes, global warming popped into my head as the hottest reason! 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2005 At least it's a dry heat. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2006 I'd rather go to seed than be eaten alive 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2007 Look at the bright side; we could have been frozen and stacked up in freezer case. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2008 Welp Jerry, looks like we’re gonna be mourn on the cob. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2009 You’re always puffing up your accomplishments! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2010 told you we should use a better sunscreen 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
2011 Call me ‘Dad’— you’re confusing Alexa. 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
2012 I know a doctor that can help with your issue with premature popping. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2013 This corny cartoon is amaizeing. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
2014 Try and control yourself Karen. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2015 Would you quit popping off? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2016 Is it me,or is the elevation making your ear pop? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2017 Pull your thumb out of your ear. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2018 This heat is a killer! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2019 Do you believe in climate change now? 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2020 I hear some guy over there is frying eggs. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
2021 All I have to do is look at those mountains and my ear starts popping. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
2022 Do you relate emotionally to Pop Art? 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2023 No, Brad. Your corn farts do not smell like Corn Puffs. 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
2024 Is that you Uncle Redenbacher? 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2025 Keep it on the cob, pal. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2026 The cartoonist forgot to add arms and genitals for us again. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2027 An eary situation has popped up, Kernel. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2028 Tell me again that SPF 30 is plenty, Fred. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2029 They werent lying when they said this city is poppin’. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
2030 Don’t try and butter me up, I know I look popping! 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
2031 Hot one today, isn’t it? 1.2155 0.05167 116 99 9 8
2032 Now, what did you say the chicken did? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2033 Stop calling me Colonel. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
2034 Please tell me you didn’t just pop yourself. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2035 let's wait and see what pops 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
2036 If our ride doesn’t get here soon, there could be trouble. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
2037 A few more pops and I’m moving back to Iowa. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2038 Don’t pour salt, or butter, on the wound. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
2039 Got a smoke? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2040 Control yourself, Eugene! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2041 Whatever you do, don't let them wrap you in foil 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2042 Well, at least we have good air quali— oh wait, never mind. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2043 I told you if we went out today we end up part of some climate change cliche. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2044 Pass the sunscreen. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
2045 If I see one more post about #poppedgirlsummer I’m quitting the internet 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2046 Another hot one. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2047 Pop culture hits an all time high 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2048 How many times do I have to tell you not to pop your zits, you're going to have scars when you grow up! 1.2149 0.05008 121 103 10 8
2049 Didn't realize the forecast called for kernal-popping hot. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
2050 I told you not to eat beans. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
2051 Hey! Who do ya think you're poppin' to? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
2052 I guess you were right about wearing sunscreen. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2053 If you say “Hey, Pop” one more time, I’m going to explode. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2054 We’re shucked now! 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2055 Does it look like I’m having a jolly time? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2056 You just had to watch the sunset. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2057 I am going to pop off a few pounds this summer. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
2058 What did you eat? 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2059 I know, but I refuse to stay in all summer. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
2060 If it gets too hot, just pop, drop, and roll 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
2061 Climate change is surely killing me 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2062 Is it just me or are things heating up between us? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2063 I don’t care what you say. Canola does not make sunblock! 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
2064 What we need is a big screen. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
2065 I told you we should have put on sun screen. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
2066 Don't take your coat off! 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
2067 If you can’t take the heat, go back in the air conditioned kitchen. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
2068 ''The weather forecast was correct...it IS hot enough! 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
2069 I can’t stand you when you pop off like that! 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2070 No, it’s definitely the heat, not the humidity. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
2071 Never cared much for pop culture. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2072 Yes, it's hot enough for me. I heard you the first time 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2073 I don’t know, I still think it’s from the vaccine and not climate change. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2074 I told you this place was popping 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2075 Give it a break! It’s warm at best 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2076 We’re probably gonna get bad reviews on Uber. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2077 Don’t forget to tell them I’m an organ donor. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2078 Sam, I guess there IS a kernel of truth to this global warming thing. 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
2079 I never realized global warming would be so personal. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2080 I don’t envy Mr. Egg. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2081 You know it is too hot when our kernels pop on their own. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2082 I told you we should get out of Texas but no..... 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2083 Standing on the corner, watching all the cobs go by. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2084 Are we air Poppin'? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2085 Stop with the butter analogies! It is not helping. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2086 I knew we should have worn sunscreen. 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
2087 The entire world is becoming a giant movie theater” 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
2088 : I knew we should have called an Uber. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
2089 Thinking positively, it is movie night tonight. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2090 Is it just me or are you starting to smell like the inside of a theatre lobby too? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2091 I hadn’t heard of Orville Redenbacher Vacations either. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2092 If you've done nothing wrong you should have nothing to worry about. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2093 Yeah, next it's gonna rain butter. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2094 Maybe it's best we get out of the sun 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2095 ...and they say climate change isn't real... 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2096 Genie, genie! Make us some large popcorns! 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2097 I told you SPF butter was a scam. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
2098 I told you these breathable husks were a scam. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2099 It’s hot out and I’m popped, how about you? 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2100 Could you just try to simmer down? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2101 Did you order an Uber or Uber eats? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2102 It’s not global warming Barb, it’s the gay anti-capitalist agenda. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2103 Dang it! The forecast was for 78 degrees! 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
2104 I can’t hear what you said, my ear just popped off 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2105 Oh, now you care about climate change? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2106 It is just a 1,000 year pop. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2107 I told you to use the oil-free sunscreen 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
2108 "As temperatures continue to top triple digits, I'm not sure we can last here in our current form." 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2109 Try the aged white cheddar - very effective. 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2110 Due to climate change,I will be totally popped in an hour. It was a wonderful life. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2111 Next Summer, let's vacation in Alaska instead of Arizona 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2112 Looks like Larry was air-popped, not microwavable." 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2113 And you still won't admit that climate change exists? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2114 Just because it’s hot doesn’t mean you have to start popping off 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2115 I told you before, in big business, never let them see you pop. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2116 Well, we might as well go see a movie now. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2117 When you said let's pop out for something to eat... 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2118 Care for some butter, Mr. Climate Change Denier? 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2119 Global warming is poppin’ off! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2120 If you keep popping-off, you'll go blind. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2121 So this is how we go...Standing on a hot sidewalk waiting for the bus to get to work so that we can afford food and a roof over our heads while we sleep before going back to work. The meaning of our lives is to make the rich richer and then we die. 1.2124 0.05251 113 97 8 8
2122 It's not the jivin I mind, it's the shuckin" 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2123 And I've been waiting to pop the question. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2124 'Get some popcorn. We're about to be hit by a tsunami of corny jokes.' 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2125 Shuck me, it's hot... 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2126 Seriously, it's hot enough with you popping off at me! 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
2127 Trust me" he says, "butter will work as a sunscreen. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2128 You can't beat the heat by popping off. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2129 Husk up! Life can take one kernel at a time out of you. 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
2130 So you think it's corny that you popped, Pop? 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2131 You're being passive-aggressive again 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2132 Relax, Walter. It’s nothing but a Chinese hoax. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2133 Wow, it's so hot you could fry an egg on the pavement! 1.2119 0.03592 151 121 28 2
2134 So much for 350 pops per million. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2135 Maybe we shouldn’t go to the movies. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2136 The only thing worse than global warming is global warming without butter. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2137 I told you it was too hot to go outside. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2138 I think this cornversation is getting a little too heated. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
2139 Do you mind? 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2140 Frank! Not in public! 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2141 Climate change is a hoax. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2142 It was the dog! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2143 Either global warming or more ethanol use is going to kill us. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2144 Now we know why they invited us to a movie! 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
2145 I told you to put on sunblock! 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
2146 Darn global warming is making me pop before my time. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2147 Looks like another existential day. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2148 Five second rule! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2149 Heat dome, can't you tell ? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2150 I recommend using Pop-Secret. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2151 I wish they would stop calling me pop! 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2152 Not another pop out of you! 1.2115 0.05409 104 89 8 7
2153 I told you it was too much tanning lotion... 1.2114 0.05195 123 107 6 10
2154 I make my own popcorn. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2155 Are you sure that was sunscreen and not coconut oil? 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
2156 My eyes popped out of my head. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
2157 And you thought it would be a good idea to walk to the farmer’s market. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2158 This is why I'm not a morning person. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
2159 So cute the way they call you Pop. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2160 Well, at least this year they'll have a smokey BBQ flavor. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2161 I thought I told you not to use suntan oil! 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2162 Shucks it’s hot 🌽 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
2163 Whoever said it was humidity not the heat was an idiot. 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
2164 Can't you wait until we're at the theater? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2165 Still have a kernel of doubt that global warming is real? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2166 Maybe we should have moved to a state that believes in the consequences of climate change 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2167 Aw shucks, you know when the Nebraska Cornhuskers kicked off their season yet?!!! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2168 It's so hot i will popp all soon 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2169 Can we take a break? I'm popped. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2170 Damn, you're hot! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2171 : this sidewalk is so hot, you can fry an egg on it… 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2172 I told you global warming was for real 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
2173 So that is why there is no, Sunny Side of the Street. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2174 No "excuse me" after all that poppin' ? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2175 I get so steamed when the bus is late! 1.2105 0.05776 95 82 6 7
2176 That's what "cornhole" originally meant? Yuck! 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2177 I still say Greta is clueless 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2178 Boy, does climate change pop me off! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2179 I'll be completely popped out by the time the movie starts. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2180 Sweetie,I hate to say this but you better start using more moisturizer. 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2181 All I’m saying is we sweetcorns don’t have to put on a show like that. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2182 Cut that out. Your corny humor isn’t funny anymore. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
2183 The pressure is getting to me! 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
2184 Man, it’s popping hot out today. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2185 Apologies if I’m giving you an earful. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2186 I heard that in Texas they're getting creamed. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2187 VERY dry heat. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2188 I hate being typecast in some cornball cartoon. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2189 Who the hell covers himself in caramel before leaving the house? 1.2101 0.04902 119 101 11 7
2190 Are you still mad? 1.2101 0.03935 119 95 23 1
2191 Still better than getting tossed in a microwave. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2192 How many times do I have to tell you? It's sunscreen you want, not butter. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2193 Well what did you expect? It's Kansas in August... 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2194 This is no cornucopia! But I’ll admit… There’s kernel of truth to what you said. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2195 Genetically modified isn't exactly helping us now, is it? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2196 This is so premature of you, Cornecia 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2197 It's so hot that parts of my body are exploding 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
2198 I'm surprised that we reached maturity before this happened. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2199 I'm not comfortable with what you're becoming. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2200 Told you not to put on too much lotion. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
2201 The heat is my starch enemy." "You amaize me with your puns under pressure. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2202 'Reducing oil will fix the problem'- Yeah sure 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2203 See this is what happens wen you ask your countrymen to lend you an ear. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2204 Pop o' the day to you. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2205 Whew! It’s poppin’ hot out here! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2206 If butter finds us; we're in trouble. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2207 Yes, I’m popping off on you. And no it is not corny. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2208 Global warming has really done a number on me. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2209 I told you we’d start popping if we shucked in this heat! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2210 Cool it or you're going to be all over this sidewalk 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2211 I told you not to say "butter". 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2212 No... I don't believe in Climate Change. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
2213 Oh, sure. Move to Arizona, he said. Get away from winter, he said. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2214 This was not the makeover you promised. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2215 It’s getting late. I must be popping off. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2216 I’m dating a weasel. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2217 I told you SPF 30 wasn't strong enough. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2218 I said, 'sunblock,' not 'sun tan lotion!' 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2219 Maybe that hungry-looking crowd running at us carrying salt, butter, and an enormous bowl can tell us what time it is! 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2220 I told you it was too hot outside. But you didn 1.2093 0.04756 129 110 11 8
2221 I'm told, you're skin clears right up with a little butter... 1.2093 0.04756 129 110 11 8
2222 Don't pop in public. It's corny. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2223 ...so your stomach trouble is all cleared up? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2224 Got your corn hole shut? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2225 I guess in our case, it’s NOT the same going in as coming out. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2226 Who are you calling yellow! 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2227 We should get out of the sun before we lose all of our kernels 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
2228 We could be partners in a pop-up shop. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2229 This is what happens when you go out half-shucked. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2230 No, it's not the humidity, it's the heat! 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
2231 I told you it was too hot out here; do I have your ear now 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2232 Oh, that reminds me. We need to buy eggs. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2233 Hey Jim,what’s poppin’’? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2234 Let’s keep on popping 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
2235 I have a side hustle working for a movie theater. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2236 Are you sure you want to bring a baby corn into this world? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2237 I told you to put your sunscreen on! 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2238 It used to seem really hot when our tennis shoes were sticking to the sidewalk… 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
2239 I told you not to go outside without buttering up first. 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
2240 Another unanticipated consequence of global warming? 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2241 I forgot my dentures. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2242 May they all get diverticulitis! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2243 It's so hot out here. I'm about to burst! 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2244 Man, like I told you, Things are poppin around here 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2245 That new outfit really pops! 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2246 I used to think that frying an egg on the sidewalk was fun to watch. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2247 Okay, if we're so "popular," why can't we catch a cab? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2248 Climate change? No way. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2249 You’re so hot, I’m popping 🔥 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
2250 Sure, let's spend the Summer in Florida...geez! 1.2080 0.04724 125 106 12 7
2251 There was another meme before this one: Hot enough for you? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2252 Heat Dome Syndrome? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2253 This global warming is killing me. I’d take a pot of boiling water over this any day! 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2254 When the pan pulls up, let’s pop in the back. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2255 And they still think it’s not real 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2256 I told you, no eye contact! 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2257 It gets worse when I'm nervous 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2258 I'm glad I keep another set of kernels at work. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2259 I told you to keep your shuck on! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2260 Can anyone figure out what kernel of truth is going to put America back together again? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2261 The idea to visit Texas in July was a huge mistake. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2262 Tell the uber to bring a bag and have AC on full blast. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2263 I’ve had it up to ear with this heat 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2264 You know, suddenly I feel like going to a movie, whaddya think? 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2265 Is this popping sound worrisome to you too? 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2266 Relax. It’s just a-pop-ic dermatitis, it’s not contagious. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2267 Global warming sure is poppin off 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2268 Honestly, this heat is killing me! 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2269 Did we forget sunscreen again? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2270 Stop the corny jokes, Pop. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2271 Darn genetic modifications! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2272 If this heat keeps up, we'll be toast! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2273 This weight loss camp might be too extreme. You’re nothing but cob and husk! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2274 I can’t ever keep my kernels in place in this humidity… 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2275 I wanted to pop the question! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2276 You're so hot, baby, you got me popping all over the place. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2277 'Dry heat' my ear! 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2278 No, I don't think going to the movies will help in this case... 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2279 We were warned not to Pop Off 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2280 I know we need the exercise, but we agreed to get up early for our walk. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2281 Quit poppin' off! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2282 Shucks, coming down the mountain really makes our ears pop! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2283 It's been an honor to serve with you, kernel. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2284 Climate Change 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2285 Cool trick ... but doesn't that hurt? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2286 This must be that thing they call climate change. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2287 Could be worse. I spotted a half-eaten fried egg on the sidewalk across the road. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2288 Wow! It's so hot. We are in a heat wave. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2289 Told you, Eric. Climate change is real. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2290 Oh for crying out loud. The one day I replace my sunscreen with oil and it happens to be 355°. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2291 Keep Calm or Keep Poppin’ 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
2292 Okay, tell me again how climate change is just a theory. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2293 Have you never heard of premature pop-ulation? 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
2294 Are you sure you want to go to a movie? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2295 One more word and I'll pop you. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2296 You pop my corn and I’ll pop yours. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2297 Okay kernel, I’m all ears. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2298 Don't you recognize me, I'm your Pop. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2299 Well, would you look at that. It *was* the heat, not the humidity. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2300 If you open your ear you'll see there's more than a kernel of truth in this. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2301 This is worse than the time we went camping. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2302 Jimmy popped corn and I don't care 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2303 So THIS is what a high heat index means! 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
2304 All right. Climate change may have a kernel of truth. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2305 Go on, I’m all ears.” “No! That’s corny! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2306 Sorry. I don’t usually just pop off like that. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2307 I told you it’s not safe for us out here between 10 and 2! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2308 I'm 'Pop' but these aren't mine. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2309 Don’t you just hate the summer? 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2310 Your dad jokes are so Pop-corn! 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2311 All this heat. And me without a bowl. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2312 I always lose weight when we take these vacations in Florida. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2313 I told you, without sunscreen, we'd need to behave like vampires. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2314 It’s days like these I wish we never escaped the freezer aisle. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2315 It 's a stress relief. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2316 No, no, not the table variety. It has to be the Epsom salt and the Shea butter, Barry. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
2317 I told you we shouldn't bring the kids. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2318 Pardon me. This heat just isn't agreeing with me. 1.2061 0.03865 131 106 23 2
2319 Did you really just say, "Lend me your ear?" 1.2059 0.05457 102 88 7 7
2320 Will you marry me? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2321 I told you to wear sunscreen instead of canola oil! 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
2322 It feels like it’s 325 degrees out. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2323 You’re a weasel!” “NO! YOU’RE a weasel! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2324 You don't have to hide it, it's legal now in this state. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
2325 It should be over soon. 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
2326 I'm tired of your "popping off "all the time! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2327 This weather has gone from piping hot to popping hot. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2328 Your corniness is popping off. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2329 Hate to sound intellectual,but I think we've reached a temperature tipping point. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2330 Like Shingles, they don't care! 1.2056 0.05268 107 92 8 7
2331 Houston. You? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2332 This is why I don't take the bus 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2333 so what are you taking Ozempic or mounjaro? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2334 No, I don't want to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2335 Oh, Terry. You always know how to butter me up. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2336 Dad ... I forgot the butter! 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2337 Oy, I’m schvitzing! 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
2338 This happens to me every time the temp touches 90. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2339 I'm about popped out! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2340 Just be glad this didn't happen during your presentation. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2341 Must be that cornfield elephant. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2342 I told you not to put on the tanning oil today 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2343 So much for keeping your pop secret. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2344 It feels like a real ass-popper today. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2345 I told you we should have left before sunrise 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2346 Quit popping off about how hot it is. 1.2053 0.04236 151 128 15 8
2347 I thought it was "it's hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement" not 'it's hot enough to pop your corn'. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2348 Oh, sure. Don't try to pretend it's me that's making you hot and poppy! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2349 if you see a salt shaker- RUN 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2350 Anyone for the movies? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2351 Me? I miss dressing in silk, a husky embrace & lubricious secrets - all ruined when I got shucked. Now I bathe in salty-hot unctuousness, just popping off. I may end up a cheap pipe. No: I'll likely convert to starch or a reduction of stock. You? 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2352 I told you we needed the SPF 50. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2353 Summer can’t end fast enough. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2354 Corn is the new canary, I guess. 1.2051 0.04937 117 100 10 7
2355 This damn global warming is making me pop! 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2356 I told you to use SPF 50. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2357 I've heard sunscreen is just as likely to make you pop anyway. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2358 Working in the heat like this makes me wish I had been canned. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2359 And, you pooh-poohed global warming! 1.2047 0.03764 127 102 24 1
2360 I feel like I’m popping at the seams. Do I look a little husky to you? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2361 Stop popping off in public! 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
2362 Shucks...did you say shucks! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2363 I don't know what to say. I have no idea what these things are. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2364 Can you imagine what will happen if humans find out our kernels get fluffy with heat? 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2365 It’s going …POP … to be …POP ….another scorcher today! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2366 I mean we can’t just stop living our lives because of a little heat wave 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2367 If I knew you liked sunsets that much, I would have brought the bowl. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2368 Let's pop in on somebody with an air conditioner. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2369 Let’s not go to the movies today.” 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
2370 Fuckin' Texas. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2371 All right, ALL RIGHT! You don't have to go popping off about the weather conspiracy again! 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
2372 I feel like I'm ready to pop any minute. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2373 Where did sheep start getting a taste for corn? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2374 I thought it was pop goes the weasel. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2375 I am simply too pooped to pop. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2376 Must be a low pressure zone. Our ears are popping. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2377 We need to move to the South" you said...."some place where the weather's warmer" you said...."are you happy now? 1.2039 0.05407 103 89 7 7
2378 And I thought I was too pooped to pop. 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2379 I should pop back into the house" 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2380 I’ve had it with global warming. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2381 Yes I know its hot 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2382 This better be a bus stop. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2383 Cool your husks, friend. That's your pop-corn-ality popping into view! 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2384 You were right. I should’ve worn protection. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2385 It's not the sun. It's your stinky hot air. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2386 So much for "As long as it's not humid we'll be fine." 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2387 I love it when you call me Big Poppa 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2388 You’re corny bro 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2389 What more does it take to convince you of global warming? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2390 Now who's wrong about climate change? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2391 I'm steamed! 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2392 No, I don't have any butter. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2393 See what happens when you pop off at the mouth. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2394 I knew we should have used the SPF 100! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2395 It makes the same sound, but at least we’re not sweating bullets. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2396 Stop telling me those pea-brain jokes. Corny ones are always better. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2397 Sure, you can blame it on the heat; but I know corn farts when I smell 'em. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2398 It’s popping’ hot out here! 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2399 We've got a problem ... call Weasel NOW! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2400 I'm starting to think that wasn't sunscreen. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2401 When the sun gets a little higher, you can call me Pop. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
2402 There! Now stop asking me, "Hot enough for ya?" 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2403 it gets worse 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2404 What makes you think I'm angry? 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2405 Whew -- I'm popped. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2406 I told you those chicken wings were too damn hot! 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2407 You’d best get back in the fridge…..and tell the eggs to stay put. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2408 Pass the butter 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
2409 I guess we shouldn't use sunscreen. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
2410 Bro, did you fart? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2411 You're not wearing any sunscreen are you...? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2412 The swelling's pretty bad today. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2413 Either way, we'll be buttered. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2414 Want to pop across the street? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2415 I hope this doesn’t hurt our chances of getting hired at the ethanol plant. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2416 Hot enough to fry an egg isn’t exactly the image that comes to mind. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2417 You know Bob, I really think it’s time we cancel ‘the weather’ as an appropriate topic of conversation. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2418 Actually that one was my knee. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2419 It's important to stay hydrated." 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2420 No, we're NOT going to the Breakstone's. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2421 Boston, Denver, and LA; you never said Austin was where you called home. 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2422 This heat takes it out of you, doesn't it? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2423 I don’t know why I agreed to go to Texas in the Summer! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2424 I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be corn. We've got a street, sidewalk, two rows of hedges, mountain, sun, sky. As for the puffballs, you'll have to ask that old Millsap the third. 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2425 Who’s great idea was it to vacation in Texas? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2426 I knew the matinee wasn’t worth it. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2427 Want to hear a corny joke? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2428 I get the feeling that rising global temperatures are gonna be a real problem for us. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2429 Don't pop off just because we missed the bus. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2430 Bro, we get it..you’re the hot one. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2431 no need to get so heated, Pop. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2432 Its so hot, I am literally getting cooked ! 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2433 How about a movie? Air conditioned theater, melted butter . . .? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2434 I told you it was too hot for a walk. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2435 Don’t tell me it’s the humidity! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2436 This heat is a shucking nightmare! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2437 I told you your hot air would come back to haunt us. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2438 It’s gonna be cloudy,” you said. “No need for sunscreen,” you said. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2439 Your mom and I are hoping you will follow in your grandad's footsteps at The Starlight Movie Theatre Octoplex. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2440 We should pop inside for a snack 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2441 You're so salty 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2442 They take after your mother, dear. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2443 Anything except ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.’ 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2444 I told you, genetic modification would not protect us from climate change . 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2445 Hey there, what's poppin'? 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2446 Poolside in Arizona is not my idea of a vacation 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2447 First you pop off at me and then you try to butter me up!! Really?? 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2448 And you say global warming is a myth? 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2449 Son, you can’t be popping your kernels, every time a pretty ear walks by. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2450 The future is upon us! 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2451 I’m in heat! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2452 It's hotter than a popcorn fart! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2453 Corny cartoons really stink. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2454 Sorry for popping off at you like this. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2455 Are you sure that was tanning butter? Because that AMC worker is waiting with a bucket. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2456 Who wanted to play the weather by ear? Hm? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2457 Aw Shucks, another corny idea popped into my ear! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2458 Sweet Jesus, it's gonna be a real scorcher today." 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2459 It's the heat right now but corny pop music will also do the trick. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2460 You never wait til we get to the party! 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2461 This is what happened to our friends the Poppers. We could be next if we don’t hurry. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2462 Oh, oh. That family’s returning but now they have butter and salt! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2463 Wanna hear a corny Dad Joke? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2464 Corn on the curb if a man diss me 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2465 I told you it was too hot, Pops! 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2466 I think we’re supposed to be ears of corn. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2467 Did you put butter on? 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2468 Looks like someone went jogging huskless again. 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2469 I hope they are not showing Field of Dreams. 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2470 I'm sick and tired of pop culture! 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2471 Which inconvenient truth - climate change or perimenopause? 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2472 I warned you that moving to Phoenix was going to be a mistake. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2473 Stop calling me that. Call me Dad. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2474 What’s sunscreen? 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2475 I told you it was way too hot to go out today! 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2476 Your stupid sun screen oil is making this worse! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2477 Don’t tell me you believe in those global warming cornspiracies, Frank. Your kernels always pop in the summer. 1.2016 0.04845 129 112 8 9
2478 Man, it sure is hot today 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2479 Pop, pop, Jiffy Pop", that's all you have to say for yourself 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2480 Son...Stop calling me Pop! 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
2481 It's hotter than a microwave out here. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2482 Yeah, everybody likes us until we get caught in their teeth. 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
2483 Tell me more- I'm all ears 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2484 Personally, I don't think they will see the existential threat of global warming to cornkind until the streets are filled with popcorn. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
2485 So now the truth comes out. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2486 Good thing we are going to the movies! 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2487 Orville Reden-back off, man. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2488 I’ll tell you this Marge, menopause is one formidable foe. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2489 You're a liar. There isn't a kernel of truth to what you're saying. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2490 Just cool it, will you? 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
2491 Frying an egg on the sidewalk is so last century. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2492 Is it me or it is just too hot? 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
2493 Let me handle this when the Uber guy gets here 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2494 Now we're the ones cookin' on the sidewalk......tell the eggs their run is over. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2495 Corny"! I said "Corny"... You're such a perve.. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2496 Thanks for popping by. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2497 See what happens when you get me all fired up. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2498 That was your corniest joke yet. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2499 Hot enough to keep us popping 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2500 Are we in Texas? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2501 You really pop my corns! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2502 Hitch-hiking. Great idea, Clem. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2503 Confession: I've held off telling you about my new butt tattoo.... 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2504 I told you, coming to Texas this summer was a bad idea. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2505 And finally, why aren't we featured in a cobb salad? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2506 There you go again ... always popping off. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2507 It's too hot out here, we better pop inside. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2508 We have enough. Let's go to a movie. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2509 Pop yourself, Mama. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2510 Guess I was wrong: I thought you wanted me to pop the question. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2511 It's so hot, it sounds like the 4th of July! 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
2512 Who’s brilliant idea was it put oil on? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2513 I knew I was so hot I HAD to participate in the art of popping. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2514 You’re a handful. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2515 My gerontologist calls it "elder dust". 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2516 Don't you try and butter me up... 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2517 ? “June Is Bustin’ Out All Over” You do you ! 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2518 I told you the POP index was high today. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2519 If the kernel makes us stand out here one more time, I’m calling the cobs. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2520 Stay out of the heat they say. There’s a kernel of truth in it, right? 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
2521 There you go, popping off about climate change again 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2522 I told you not to forget your sunblock 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2523 Where is he? I am beside myself with worry. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2524 They think popcorn is weird? Have they heard of QAnon? 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
2525 That natural stuff's got no antipopspirant. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2526 I have a feeling we're not in Nebraska anymore. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2527 Maybe we should finally get out our summer husks. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2528 Calling me “Pop” makes me nervous. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2529 We could have had a life together. Instead all we've got is Broke Back Mountain. 1.2000 0.04815 115 98 11 6
2530 I REALLY shouldn’t have eaten that third burrito. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2531 Can you smell butter?” “Omg run! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2532 How much further? I’m popped 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2533 Tumbling tumbleweeds are part of the western motif! 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2534 This heat is making me lose my kernels 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2535 It’s not self-cannibalism if I eat yours. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
2536 Stop being dramatic, it's not *that* hot out. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
2537 Fine, fine, let’s go before everything blows up 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2538 They say swallowing helps... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2539 . Oh no. We only have bus passes for two ! 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2540 No, it’s definitely NOT the humidity, Francis! 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2541 They say if we don’t half our greenhouse gas emissions by 2030, we’ll all be popped. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2542 If global warming isn’t real, why am I turning into popcorn? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2543 Given a choice; living in a cracker box. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
2544 Like you don’t fart? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2545 Oh that's not popcorn, I have leprosy. 1.1985 0.04528 136 117 11 8
2546 It happens every time you call me "Pops" instead of "Dad" 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
2547 There's nothing like a hot summer day that brings out the best in us. Wouldn't you agree? 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
2548 I should have asked for SPF 30. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2549 Is it hot in here, or is it me? 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2550 That's corny ! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2551 Ouch! I think I just heard a pop... 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2552 Still don't believe in climate change? 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2553 If that freakin bus doesn't come soon..." 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
2554 i think that husk really makes your eyes pop! 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
2555 They say the heat index will reach “buttery” today. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2556 Hold your nose amd blow. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2557 Pop and Sun 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2558 I keep hearing a popping sound in my ear. You? 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
2559 Are you sure we used sunscreen and not butter? 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
2560 Still beats Iowa 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2561 If you ask me, the unpopped life is not worth living 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2562 Your synapses are misfiring again, George. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2563 I guess now is a good time to say I really didn’t really care for Seinfeld 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2564 It only happen when I fart. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2565 Don’t you dare say it 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2566 You think you're so hot. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2567 Why does your sunscreen smell like butter? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2568 Gotta get out the sun. Starting to roast out here. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2569 Man, it's microwave hot out today. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2570 If it gets any hotter, we're toast! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2571 Do you ever feel like you’re a walking, talking meme about global warming? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2572 Don't try to butter me up by telling jokes about how hot it is. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2573 I don’t know about you, but my ears are popping. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2574 Still think it's not too hot? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2575 And I thought I was going to be a Green Giant! 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
2576 We must hurry across before the chicken gets here! 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2577 A heated argument,or global warming? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2578 -Bus is late,we’re gonna miss the opening -I’m not fond of Pop Art anyway… 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2579 You ok there, Pop? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2580 Are you wearing butter cologne? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2581 I knew we shouldn't have used that oily sunscreen... 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2582 To hot to Pop 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2583 Pop told us not to visit the Southwest! 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2584 Those health nuts left us as tumble weeds 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2585 I'm against pop culture. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2586 Hey, where did Fred go? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2587 This is why I can’t wait for winter. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2588 We must be in Texas 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2589 Jesus Christ, Marvin. Get your act together. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2590 We live in a godless universe. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2591 If it gets any hotter, we're in trouble." 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2592 I warned you about the heat in Florida 1.1980 0.05454 101 88 6 7
2593 Why didn’t I just go with the Ozempic? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2594 Sounds corny, but the planet's becoming an air popper. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2595 Stay popping while tanning is our nature, son. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2596 Global popping. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2597 It’s way too hot to be wearing a husk today. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2598 Now, I believe in climate change. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2599 No I did not pop the question. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2600 It’s not just the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2601 The most gratifying sound of "PoP" to LGBT parents !! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2602 It gets any hotter and we're not gonna make it to the movie. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2603 We call it the after life! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2604 This sun light makes my body look puffy 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2605 My dermatologist says I should use an oil-free sunscreen. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2606 They don't call him Pop-Pop for nothing. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2607 Don't talk to ME about frying an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2608 Don’t be popping off at me young man! 1.1974 0.03498 152 124 26 2
2609 Hotter than a popcorn fart 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
2610 Another day like this and we'll be nothing but cob. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
2611 Oroville would've never let this happen! 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
2612 Tickles! 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2613 Pop off like that again and see what happens. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2614 This heat has a transformative power. 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
2615 Whose idea was Kansas in August? 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2616 You say you can’t control it, then get some professional help. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
2617 We have to lay off that purple pill. 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2618 This isn't what I meant when I said to wear something that pops. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2619 If you have a solution, I'm all ears! 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2620 By no way was this my idea of losing weight. 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2621 Dude! What did you eat last night? 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2622 If it gets any hotter I'm going lose it all. 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
2623 Which way for you -- ethanol or high-fructose corn syrup?" (This caption is from the spouse of the subscriber. The subscriber is Harriet Jansma; the submission is from Jerome Jansma. 1.1969 0.04748 127 110 9 8
2624 It’s the rapture! 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2625 If one more person asks me if it's hot enough for me... 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2626 Obviously, a bad day for a Cob to be jogging. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
2627 Excuse me but that last pop sounded suspiciously un-cornlike. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2628 Go to sunny Mexico, It'll be fun, they said. 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
2629 Pollen everywhere . . . someone needs to use a condom. 1.1967 0.04889 122 106 8 8
2630 I'm gaining empathy for cannibals 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2631 We need to get out of Arizona. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2632 Better butter up, todays gonna be a scorcher 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2633 They say it's not the heat, it's the humidity. I say it's the butter and salt that gets me...' 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
2634 Can you not do that somewhere else? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2635 And I 'll bet you could also fry an egg on the sidewalk--but that's too cliché . 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2636 i know its only 200 but i feels like 212 because of the humidity, and also butter has no spf rating 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2637 I should have listened to my dermatologist. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2638 I told you it was too hot to go out today. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2639 You got to stop getting so heated… Someday, you’re going to pop. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2640 Texas. Am I right? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2641 I thought you packed the salt. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2642 Due to the heat, the corn kernels are popping. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2643 Still don't believe in global warming, eh? 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2644 Sure is hotter than hull out here, right? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2645 There's something on your butt. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2646 Orville's at it again. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2647 This hot weather's a blast! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2648 This is what happens when you have to be non-GMO. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2649 No, Pop. That old joke was too corney 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2650 What's happening, Mr.Kernel, my friend?The sun comes up and we start a'popping! Is this an outdoor microwave? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2651 At this rate,we will disappear by sunset. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2652 How many times have I warned you about eating beans. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2653 Okay, it's too hot, let's go to Cornwall 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2654 Whatever happens, promise me--no white cheddar. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2655 Never should have ditched the silk underwear! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2656 Aw shucks, my cob is starting to show. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
2657 And you said global corning wasn't real. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2658 I hate ‘Bring Your Kids to Work’ day. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2659 It’s a natural process and it just happens on its own sometimes. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2660 Quit complaining. There will be air conditioning on the bus. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2661 Pop music is literally killing us. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2662 I told you to stop popping by. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2663 Those damn colonels are hot today! Popping off orders left and right! They may ignite a war! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2664 Global warming makes it hard to keep your cool, no? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2665 It was doctor recommended to discover the full potential. I didn't know it would pop out this soon when out in the sun 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2666 I know it’s hot, but try to keep it together, pal! 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
2667 I'm going out as caramel corn or nuthin! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2668 That global warming scam may have a kernel of truth to it. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
2669 Women just aren’t impressed by that anymore Orville. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2670 It can could be worse...my brother was sold to Chipotle. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2671 Kids these days 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2672 When you said “pop off”, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1957 0.04467 138 119 11 8
2673 Just a few more minutes, ok? Concession stand prices at the movies are getting out of hand. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2674 Are you eating those? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2675 Would you stop popping off. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2676 It's going to be a hot one. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2677 Go to a movie? You got a death wish or something? 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2678 And you thought sea level rising was our main issue. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2679 It’s hot out here… I am starting to pop! 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
2680 Fry an egg on the sidewalk my ass... 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
2681 oh what a relief it is 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
2682 Okay, you were right, that party was poppin 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
2683 How hot is it?……. It’s so hot I could pop! 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2684 It was your dumb idea to move to Texas. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2685 My ears are popping with the heat! 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2686 If one more of our friends complains about the heat, I'm going to explode! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2687 In this heat, even a popsicle would pop. How corny is that? 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2688 Sorry - must be the new fertilizer. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2689 Damn Heat Dome! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2690 I feel like watching a movie. 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2691 Stop calling me "Pops"! 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2692 This oil-based sunscreen really caused a reaction. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2693 You're clouding my judgment. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2694 Exercise increases body temperature and the pressure created by the water in your kernels causes that popping sensation. Right now, you’re losing water weight. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2695 I know, I know. "It's not the heat. It's the humidity." But sometimes, it's the heat! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2696 1 out of 10 dermatologists said that we could forgo the sunblock and we got careless 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2697 8am and I am already roasting! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2698 What in the shuck is going on here? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2699 This global warming thing has its funny side. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2700 Pop Icons 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2701 Microwaving would have been quicker. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
2702 It’s only going to get worse. 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
2703 Well, I guess we’re the new standard for pop culture. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2704 i had a different idea of getting buttered up 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2705 I thought you said it was SHEA butter? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2706 Something stuck in your teeth? 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2707 Get a room, dude. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2708 If I had gotten up ten minutes earlier, this walk of shame would have been a lot less embarrassing. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2709 I am going to kill the next person who asks us, “Hot enough for you?” 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
2710 This heat’s changing my opinion of you, Pete 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2711 I know it's what they wanted, but maybe we shouldn't have had them cremated. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2712 ‘Looks like it’s poppin’ off’ 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
2713 I guess we are going to pop in at the party... 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
2714 It's so embarrassing - you're not supposed to be doing this is public! 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
2715 I like it better when people come at us typewriter style and take out a whole row. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2716 Teenagers! 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2717 I'm Popcorn. Are you Momcorn? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2718 Why do eggs get all the attention? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2719 Some like it hot and some pop when the heat is on 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2720 Well,I guess we'll be forced to reduce our exposure before we totally embarrass ourselves! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2721 Phew ! Sunset at last. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2722 It's a hot one out there today. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2723 God, it's hot . 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2724 This heat is making me too popped to participate! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2725 And people claim climate change is a hoax. HA! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2726 I'm hitting the road for the summer, pal. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2727 Butter is not a sunblock. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2728 I told you we needed more sunscreen. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2729 Now I know climate change is a thing! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2730 This sun really makes you pop,huh? 1.1939 0.05553 98 86 5 7
2731 Global warming’s really getting personal 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2732 Who knew Pop was a weasel? 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
2733 For Pete’s sake, Seymour. Just FRY a friggin’ egg or shut your corn hole! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2734 I told you that new butter squeeze bottle looked too much like the sunscreen bottle. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2735 And I was saving myself for Ethanol. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2736 Let's hope there will be a 50% chance of salt and butter today. 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
2737 You got any of that cocoa butter sunscreen left? 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2738 Don't butter me up. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2739 GMO sheep got mixed in with our batch again 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2740 Will you stop popping off? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2741 At least we are finally losing weight! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2742 I knew we should have taken an Uber rather than wait for the bus. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2743 Yeah. They do smell like popcorn. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2744 Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, my foot. 1.1933 0.04090 150 128 15 7
2745 I'm feeling' global warming 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
2746 Told ya. Yer fulla hot air. 1.1933 0.03501 150 123 25 2
2747 Eww! That's what you get for squeezing them, Patty. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2748 WOW! it's popping hot 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2749 Yo bitch, what's poppin' 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2750 Suncorned 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
2751 This is a helluva way to lose weight. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2752 Still not sure about global warming? 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2753 And all anyone wants to talk about is frying eggs… 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
2754 It's hard keeping my cool, listening to all these climate change deniers. It really pops my kernels. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2755 Scientists urge civilians to heed the warnings of global warming; fear they may be falling on deaf ears. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
2756 As usual, the eggs get all the glory. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2757 It is so hot that I bet you could fry an egg on the sidewalk! 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
2758 A day in sunny Tucson 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2759 What does "UV - 8" even mean? Now "UV - Orville Redenbacher" I would understand. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2760 Climate change is gonna be the end of me. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2761 I haven't seen this many poppin' days since '68! 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2762 I think you need more sunscreen. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2763 Yeah, I’ve heard the talk about “global warming”, but these heat domes are just too much! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2764 And then tomorrow when it snows, we’ll get the salt. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2765 pretty sure that was real cream butter” 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
2766 I think we're done here! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2767 What’s that popping sound? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2768 Don’t give me schucks! You said it was going to be overcast! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2769 You got the yips too? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2770 Dont worry - I used to do that too when I was your age. You should learn to meditate. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2771 A little walk will do you good, she says. Oh, it's not that hot, she says. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2772 This heat is taking a lot out of me. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2773 In my days as a colonel, I never came under fire. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2774 The forecast is for a cloudburst of butter at noon followed by a hailstorm of salt. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2775 It could be worse. We could be in a Texas prison. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2776 Did you remember sunscreen? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2777 Nothin drier than a popcorn fart. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2778 It beats sunburn 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2779 Nothing good comes from air popping. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2780 Hot ‘nuff for you? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2781 I hope you brought sunscreen. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2782 Pop got executed for stalking 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2783 I'm tired of you popping off. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2784 Stop showing off. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2785 Keep your ear to the ground. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2786 Really popping off this summer, aren't we? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2787 That may not have been sunblock. 1.1926 0.04398 135 116 12 7
2788 I told you I don't like being buttered up. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2789 Today's a little too hot for my liking. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2790 Tell me more about this global warming 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2791 I told you moving to Arizona was a bad idea. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2792 Jeez Neville, I know it's hot, but keep your husk on, will ya. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2793 This heat?! No wonder 'POP goes the weasel'... 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2794 Would you PLEASE stop popping off at me? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2795 Shucks. Let's go to that new all cob beach. 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2796 I told you to leave the kids at home !” 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2797 The bus better come soon or we're toast. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2798 I told you to wear sun screen today! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2799 Which way to the movies? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2800 No, you get the butter! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2801 Gosh, you’re so corny 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2802 You know we are more closely related to vampires than to broccoli 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2803 You said we would pop in the sun 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2804 Have you lost weight? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2805 Is that you or me? 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2806 It'll be fun", you said. "The islands are beautiful this time of year," you said 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2807 Who said I was angry? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2808 Yes, I’m a corn star, but that doesn’t mean I want to be in your TikTok video. Go pop off somewhere else. 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
2809 That is the corniest thing I have ever heard. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2810 Honey, this ain’t my first rodeo. 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
2811 Poppin’ hot today, ain’t it Elmer? 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2812 I never know when I am going to pop. I blame it to climate change 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2813 I know it sounds corny, but it's hotter than a blister bug in a jalapeno pepper patch. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2814 Aw, shucks, did I pop again? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2815 We’ve been asking the Department of Transportation for a bus shelter for years. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2816 Ok, so maybe there's a kernel of truth in global warming... 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2817 This heat is making my skin break out. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2818 Let’s go to the movies quick. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2819 You should have been detasselled while you still could. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2820 They promised someone would pick us up in a Jiffy. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
2821 As I was saying, I need more than first-hand physical evidence to convince me of global warming. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
2822 ”Well, we did say we wanted more kids at some point. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2823 All I'm saying is that in that jakuzzi in th kitchen we wouldn't have gone white 1.1917 0.04777 120 104 9 7
2824 when I said I felt like I was losing myself I didn’t know it would be due to climate change! 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2825 Happy Fathers Day, Pop!” “Thanks, Sun! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2826 I told you,,,Don’t forget the sunscreen! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2827 Only 7 and i am sweating already all over my ear. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2828 So. You forgot to take the pill. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2829 Let's hitchhike to Phoenix," you said. "It's nice there," you said 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2830 Oh, fuck! 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2831 Redenbacher's Revenge. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2832 Stop with the corny jokes. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2833 Beans the magical fruit .... I knew it would be a problem when beans were planted next door 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2834 Let those who have ears to hear listen: I can't stop popping off about those climate change deniers who reject every kernal of truth! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2835 With this heat dome, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk today. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2836 It's what I hate most about menopause. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2837 Keep ur mouth shut, maybe they won't notice us. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2838 Butter you then me? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2839 I already miss affirmative action. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2840 Global warming really seems to be ramping up. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2841 We're supposed to cross at the CORNer. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2842 It's too late to butter up, buttercup! 1.1912 0.03542 136 111 24 1
2843 this heat will be the end of me... 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2844 I told you not to use oil based sunscreen! 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2845 Didn't your profile say you were sweet corn? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2846 Why do you always have to pop off? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2847 I can’t stop thinking about how Dave got popped. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2848 Slathering on butter doesn't count as SPF. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2849 Hot 'nuf? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2850 There you go again, popping off. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2851 Dang global warming! The popping season is so early now, I'm tempted to move to Alaska to calm my kernels. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2852 Not to sound too corny, but I think we should just pop on over. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2853 I worry about all the changes that keep popping up. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2854 Have you been popping out again? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2855 'I'll get you out of this heat in a jiffy, pop.' 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2856 The hormones have not helped the hot flashes. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2857 I don’t care what you say. There is not a kernel of truth that the new boss is Kareem of Wheat. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2858 Uh......Earl,....... did you remember to bring the sunblock? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2859 Quit your poppin' off till we get to the movies! 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2860 Forgot the sunscreen again! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2861 You're a great parent, but Mom corn doesn't sound right. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2862 That we’re popping in the heat is a lot less preposterous than walking, talking corncobs. 1.1905 0.04019 147 125 16 6
2863 It's certainly a scorcher! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2864 I prefer the microwave. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2865 Ok, fine! Let’s go see a movie.” 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2866 Man, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1905 0.04743 126 110 8 8
2867 Just keep me out of the microwave. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2868 Corpus Crispy Maize 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2869 If only we were sweating butter 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2870 I told you not to make Brussel sprouts on weeknights. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2871 Hold it in, we're not at the movies. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2872 Who needs oil when you have global warming? 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2873 I can’t wait to get home and take a butter bath. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2874 We've gotta think outside of the Box! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2875 Is your ear popping too? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2876 To think I was a global warming sceptic! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2877 So this what they mean by "air popping?" 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2878 Having children isn't difficult; letting them go will be the end of me. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2879 Dude, you're popping! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2880 Global warming, am I right? 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2881 I don't know about you, but I'm really tired of the corny jokes. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2882 This heat is making me explode! 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2883 Ok, yasssss! Pop off! 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2884 Ugh, between the heat and humidity I’m just popped! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2885 I don't know why I even bother listening to that weatherman anymore. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2886 And we're not even buttered. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2887 What was that you said about an egg frying on the sidewalk? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2888 It's goin' to be a scorcher. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
2889 Now do you know why Arizona wasn't my first choice? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2890 Why did the chicken cross the road? Seriously, Dwight? Isn't that joke a bit...corny? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2891 Did anyone ever tell you that you're amaizing? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2892 This Keto diet is working better than I thought. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2893 Contain yourself Sergeant, the Colonel is approaching. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2894 It feels like an oven. A microwave oven. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
2895 I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2896 This heat is killing me. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2897 Shucks, I should've put the sunscreen on... 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2898 How about ‘ears popping’? Too corny? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2899 The heat is all around, keep both eyes open and your ear to the ground. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2900 Look where years of not standing in front of the microwave have gotten us. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2901 We should have used Poppertone. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2902 I dont think this one needs any caption 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2903 Hey, where'd Geoff pop off to? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2904 Well whaddya say now,Mr. "I don't need sunscreen?" 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2905 I am excited too! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2906 You just can't wait, can you? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2907 ‘’Never let them see you pop”. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2908 You make everything about climate change. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2909 This is so embarrassing. I was just excited to take you back to my stalk. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2910 This is a popping hot summer! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2911 I'm too pooped to pop. How about you? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2912 This is nothing. You should have seen what happened to the egg. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2913 This is it. It is finally here. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2914 So hot today I popped my ass off. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2915 All those years slathering ourselves with butter by the pool, and now look at us. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2916 IF IT GETS HOT ENOUGH, WE'LL REALLY BE POPPIN' 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2917 I suppose this means we won't be going to the barbecue. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2918 The doctor said not to pick at it or it may get worse. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2919 How much SPF is in butter? 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
2920 Well, if you’re not the pop, who else would be? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2921 Noise? What noise? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2922 If you can stop this popping, I’m all ears. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2923 We better get away from this movie theater. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2924 A silver-lining from this heat is that I finally get to see what’s underneath those kernels… though we’ll all probably end up needing to join a cobist colony. 1.1887 0.05036 106 92 8 6
2925 Climate change has one advantage. We're pop stars now, but where's the screen? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2926 Look, we're late, but don't go poppin' off like that! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2927 Clearly we’re both outstanding in our field 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2928 Damn…”Shucked”should have won more awards…im so mad i could pop 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2929 You keep poppin' off and you'll be packaged into a tinfoil bag! 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2930 Boy, global warming is gonna kill the microwave business! 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2931 You be sweet I'll be salty. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2932 It’s a hoax, I said. Just a liberal plot. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
2933 I told you that moisturizer was too oily. 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
2934 Go to Texas and lighten up a bit,” they said 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
2935 Let's vacation in Phoenix you says. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2936 Hellzapoppin! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2937 Salute your Colonel,popper. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2938 This is a corny cartoon 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2939 We shouldn't have vacationed in Canada. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2940 The sun knows we'll be naked and the whole city angry with our odor after four minutes, right? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2941 This is the last time we play it by ear. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2942 Try and stay cool damn it! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2943 I thought they said Denver would be a ‘dry heat’… 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2944 It's so hot you could fry an egg on the pavement. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2945 We should’ve Ubered to work; Mr. Redenbacher is going to be furious. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
2946 I said sunscreen. But no, you had to use the coco-butter! 1.1880 0.04845 117 102 8 7
2947 No global warming my ass! 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2948 The sun sucks. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2949 The Butter's gonna be late 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2950 Pop, you're corny! 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
2951 - Pretend it's snowing, honey. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2952 Were you the one who put this on our bucket list? 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2953 Dude! One, I didn't even pull it; two, that joke's immature as hell; and three, we don't even have fingers! 1.1880 0.04420 133 115 11 7
2954 I can’t help but pop off on global warming. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2955 Who thought butter scented deodorant was a good idea? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2956 My dermatologist said this might happen. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2957 One of us has an upset stomach! 1.1875 0.04835 112 97 9 6
2958 Fred, you want to calm down. You're popping your kernels all over the place 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
2959 There goes the neighborhood! 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2960 Sorry, I didn’t mean to pop off on you. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
2961 It's those dammed tacos! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2962 Are you sure there was extra butter? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2963 For the last time, go home! I'm not your pop! 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
2964 There might be a kernel of truth to this whole global warming thing. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2965 I told you, summer change me 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2966 Aw shucks. How much corn could a corn pop corn, if a corn could pop corn? 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
2967 I'm waiting for the bus to the Ukraine. How about you? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2968 Just be glad you're not an egg out here on the sidewalk! 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
2969 Hot enough for you, uncle Orville? 1.1875 0.06186 80 71 3 6
2970 I never thought I'd grow up to be an air popper. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2971 It ain't glamorous being an extra on VeggieTales. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2972 Did you remember to slather on butter before we left? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2973 This is how tumbleweeds actually get started 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2974 No, I did not! What you heard was these new shoes. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2975 Oh no, hot flashes again? 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2976 Well I blew that one - 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2977 So you still think that the global warming is just conspiracy? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2978 I think pesticides are following us. Just keep walking 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
2979 'Yeah, we've been chasing Redenbacher for a while now, but I got a feeling we're getting close, Sarge.' 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2980 Well, looks like weasels aren't the only things that go pop." 1.1871 0.04029 139 118 16 5
2981 Wish I had some butter about now! 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2982 If we don't get inside soon I'm going to pop! 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2983 Pop goes the genetically modified weasel. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2984 I was against moving to Texas all along. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2985 Enough, Enid, with the spooky prophetic visions! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2986 Forget about butter at this elevation. We need SPF 50. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2987 I told you not to rub hot chili butter on you, but oh no, you said you wanted to piece things up…… 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2988 So then he said if you don’t like the heat get out of the kitchen. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2989 'Pfft!'...That felt kinda good. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2990 I don’t know how we’re going to survive in this heat. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2991 Wear sunscreen and you’ll have nothing to worry about. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2992 Whew....I just hate these heat waves! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2993 We'll never make it home for a movie. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2994 Orville, this heat is getting the best of you! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2995 This hot weather has me popping. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2996 Never again will I leave Kansas in August. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2997 We’re going to be late for the movie. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2998 No matter how we go, the butter will be involved 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2999 I told you it was too hot to be outside today. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3000 I told you not to use the suntan oil. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
3001 Keep it up and you’ll be popcorn in less than two minutes! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3002 No YOU'RE turning into my mother! 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
3003 Sunscreen will help that. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
3004 Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
3005 When the kernels start obsessing about DeSantis,they loose their cool. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
3006 We should have listened to Mr. Potato Head and moved to Idaho. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
3007 Doc says they're benign. 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
3008 When do you think we'll be all popped out? 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
3009 What's the purpose of sunscreen if we're all going to end up as uneaten kernels inside a vast cosmic bowl? 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
3010 Will you please quit popping off about global warming? 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
3011 OK, maybe we don’t go to the movies on a hot day. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
3012 I’m getting that eerie feeling again Gladys 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
3013 I told you.NO LOTION! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3014 Ran out of sunscreen. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3015 I miss when they were kernels.” “Are they even ours?” “No idea… but we’re all about to be buttered. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3016 If you mention the sidewalk temp once again then I am going to blow. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3017 You’d rather be flakes? Not me, I’d rather go out at the movies! 1.1863 0.05348 102 90 5 7
3018 But it's a dry heat 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3019 I told you we should've gone un-shucked today! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3020 I don’t see any movie. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3021 Thinking great thoughts really takes something out of you 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
3022 Well, that heat popped up in a jiffy. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3023 To think, it used to snow on Christmas 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
3024 I told you not to oil up! 1.1860 0.03611 129 106 22 1
3025 Oh for crying out loud, it's not THAT hot out!!! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3026 Heat-shmeet, public popping is so gross. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3027 I told you we should stay out of the sun! 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
3028 Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
3029 Don't pop off at me, but there might be a kernel of truth in global warming! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3030 I hate it when you pop up next to me. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3031 We're like two hundred peas in a pod, you and me. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3032 Let’s skip the BBQ and go to the movies. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
3033 Jeeze, Mike. You need to learn to not get so heated over dumb jokes. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
3034 Not what I expected when the job interview mentioned a challenging environment that'll raise our value for the customer! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3035 Heat wave! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3036 Lester, you really need to get in out of this heat. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3037 Back in the day, we'd be frying an egg. 1.1856 0.05351 97 85 6 6
3038 Hot stuff, are ya" 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3039 Popcorn. Bound to happen with global warming. 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
3040 It's hot enough to fry an egg, too! 1.1855 0.04489 124 107 11 6
3041 You told me you used protection! 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
3042 I never thought we would end like this. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
3043 Shucks, let’s find some shade. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
3044 I told you to wear sunscreen! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3045 Microwavable bags would have been safer. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3046 It’s not even that hot out,” you said. “We’ll get a tan,” you said 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3047 To pop or not to pop, that is the question 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3048 Really? I know that last one wasn't popping corn. 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
3049 This Broadway show had better be good" 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3050 Oh, no! Pop! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3051 This heat is going to be the death of me. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
3052 Did you hear something pop? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3053 Waylon couldn't hear Willie but he knew the tune he was singing. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3054 If you say, "'Hot enough for you?" one more time, I'm gonna shuck ya! 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
3055 Time to get out of this heat 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3056 What time did you say the movie starts? 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
3057 Oh, you're full of shit. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
3058 Couldn't you wait till we got home! 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3059 Now who’s the hothead? 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
3060 I told you, it’s too popping hot for us! 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
3061 „This heat has been great for weight loss.“ 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
3062 Global warming *POP* is an existential threat *POP* to all life on earth *POP* *POP* 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3063 Still think climate change's a hoax, Ralph? 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
3064 I'm fine about your mom's visit. Why do you ask? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3065 Try not to get so hot under the husk 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3066 Call me old fashioned, but pop culture makes me feel like I'm going to explode. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3067 I’m sure they have a pill for that. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
3068 Keep your ears open! 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
3069 Whats up with you Pops? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3070 We're on our way to being bigger pop stars than Taylor Swift 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3071 Have you tried “Head & Shoulders”? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3072 I'd rather see my kids get planted and carry on the family name. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3073 I wish for once we could have a conversation without you popping off! 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
3074 Is it getting hot out here or is it me? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3075 You calling me corny, after that sweet talk? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3076 This traffic isn't popping. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3077 That's what happens when you wear butter out in public 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3078 Your outfit is poppin’. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
3079 The kernel was right, we are finger-lickin' good. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3080 Can I borrow your sun screen? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3081 Are you getting corny? 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
3082 I bet you believed that guy when he told you butter would give you a nice even tan. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
3083 I's so hot that I'd take off my husk, but I'm afraid my legs would fall off. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3084 I told you not to pop it 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
3085 The only thing worse than Texas is s microwave. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
3086 Let's just remember her by singing the song she loved, 'Amaizing Grace.' 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
3087 I gotta stop using gen z slang; this is not what I meant when I said ‘pop off girlypop!’ 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3088 So Sally’s menopausal too? 1.1842 0.03647 114 93 21 0
3089 I told you a “warm weather destination” was a bad idea! 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
3090 Still want to have kids? 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
3091 Excuse me, I have gas. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
3092 No one warned us that global warming would end us this way. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
3093 Stop thinking about cornography. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
3094 You’re the one that wanted to split up. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
3095 In retrospect, maybe Al Gore should have cheated. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
3096 Funny, I never feel any lighter. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
3097 The bus better get here soon, or I will be popped out! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3098 Wow, it’s hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
3099 I just think going to the movies is a bad idea. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
3100 Not silent! Not deadly! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3101 I knew it was a mistake to move to Dallas! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3102 I would have preferred boiling water to this. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3103 Sometimes I feel like everything I say comes out sounding corny. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3104 You still skeptical about global warming? 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3105 We're gonna be toast! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3106 Texas. 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
3107 You think boiling is bad? Then they suffocate you in butter! 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
3108 Well,nice knowing you. 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
3109 I’m telling ya! I never burn! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3110 Can we agree on butter, if it's organic? 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
3111 How was I supposed to know cocoa butter isn’t sunscreen?! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3112 I've been told they're the product of an overactive imagination. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3113 My cousin was popped on this corner 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3114 If the worst happens, donate my body to the movie theater. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3115 I think I am overpopping…. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3116 This sidewalk is hot enough to transform us. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3117 You couldn’t wait till we got to the movies? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3118 Pass me the coco butter 🧈 sunscreen 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3119 The next category for this pop quiz. Corny questions 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
3120 That's really corny, ha! ha! 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
3121 Whose idea was it to move to Arizona???? 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
3122 Don’t pop off! 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
3123 Yeah, this heat makes me break out too. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
3124 I hate my hair in the summer 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
3125 There’s a kernel of truth in every joke, even in this one. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
3126 Did you apply the movie theater or the extra butter lotion? 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
3127 This is the last time we’re letting mom make our costumes. 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
3128 Stop being so salty, Pop, we buttered plenty already. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
3129 Use butter, you said, it's an excellent sunscreen, you said... 1.1830 0.03982 153 132 14 7
3130 I cant help it if they prefer their dad, that's why they are not called mom-corn 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3131 Huskily he said, "A corny idea just popped into my ear." 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3132 Since they genetically modified us I feel abandoned. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3133 Imagine how much we would save at the movies! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3134 At this rate who needs a microwave? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3135 At first the heat made me too pooped to pop. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3136 When they say 'Knee high by the Fourth of July,' just smile like you've never heard it before. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3137 I know it's hot, but control yourself! 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3138 Will you (pop pop)please (pop pop) shut (pop)up! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
3139 And people always think werewolves have it hard. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3140 Uh oh,the sun is just coming up and we 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
3141 I will surely be high as an elephant's eye by the Fourth of July. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
3142 Global warming is going to be hell on our kind! 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3143 I was hoping to spend my final days at the movies. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3144 I didn't think you were the kind of ear to pop on the first date. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3145 Well,shucks 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
3146 I see you suffer from pre-mature population, as well. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
3147 And whose idea was the suntan oil? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
3148 Look, I know it’s hot but I just don’t think the movie theater is the best place to cool off. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
3149 Sorry I was in such a sweat I said whatever popped into my ear. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
3150 I know the kids call me ‘Grandpop’ but I didn’t expect this! 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
3151 They’re starting to grow on me. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
3152 Global warming, more like kernel warming-!" "Shut up, we are literally dying 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
3153 The Sun's come up, it's getting hot, and these kids start popping up. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
3154 Jeez it's hot enough to ... well ,,, you know. 1.1825 0.04299 137 119 11 7
3155 Oh great, now you tell me you’re lactose intolerant! 1.1818 0.05032 110 97 6 7
3156 What you're doing is corny. What I'm doing is amaizeing! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3157 I guess this beats frying an egg. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3158 Global warming is taking its toll on us! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3159 Maybe I shouldn't have swiped right when his Tinder handle was "Air Fryer." 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3160 The butter warned us about your idea to flee the refrigerator. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
3161 It’s Popping Hot, man! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3162 I knew we should have taken our chances with Orville Redenbacher! 1.1818 0.04410 132 115 10 7
3163 Kansas in August; whaddya expect? 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
3164 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Save it for the orgy! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3165 They call this enlightenment… 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3166 I've read that it's actually best to apply butter when this kind of thing happens. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3167 I ear you. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
3168 You and your stupid tanning! 1.1818 0.05628 99 89 2 8
3169 Hey! What's poppin'? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3170 Earth? ... Damn! 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
3171 …And don’t call me ‘Pop!’ 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
3172 I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3173 We can't ever shuck each other, ya know. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3174 I remember hearing stories of the good old days before microwaves when we were popped in oil. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3175 You are such a hot head! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3176 I told you moving to the desert was a bad idea, Carl. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3177 I was named for Ty Cobb, actually 1.1818 0.06055 77 68 4 5
3178 Now that we're off the cob, we can go anywhere we wanna go. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3179 Keep going, we either find shade or at least leave a trail for them to find our cobs. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3180 We must be in an air popper. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3181 Relax, either a good cab or Pinot Noir go well with us 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3182 I hope the bus is air conditioned. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3183 Progress! In the old days it would only get hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
3184 And they're frying eggs on the sidewalk too. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3185 When they said menopause could cause bald patches, this isn't what I was picturing. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3186 My ENT tells me that popping sound is my tinnitus. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
3187 Admit it-- you mixed up the sunscreen and the cooking oil again. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3188 Starting to think that wasn’t the suntan oil. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
3189 You can't pop corn without injuring eternity. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
3190 No, MY lip gloss is poppin.’ 1.1818 0.04048 143 123 14 6
3191 My wife said I was getting husky so I started going on walks every day 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3192 Tell me our Uber is almost here. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3193 As usual, you just can't be self contained. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3194 What's that popping sound I hear? 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3195 Control Yourself, Wear in Public 1.1811 0.04530 127 111 9 7
3196 hot one today 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
3197 Snap, crackle, pop is for a breakfast cereal, not a piece of corn. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
3198 Where did everyone go? 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
3199 What evidence of Global Warming? 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3200 This heat has popped my corn, Larry. OR Two corn on the curb. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
3201 Hot air and politics are two subjects you should avoid. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
3202 Now I'll have to go to my Cobbist for implants. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
3203 Hey Pal, watch who you’re popping off to! 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
3204 It's gonna be another poppin' hot day! 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
3205 Honey, I don't want to hear that joke about your bad 'ear' again. Menopause in this heat is literally killing me. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
3206 ……..and they said that it’s a hoax! 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3207 I am so sick of all these corny popping jokes. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3208 Hey Frank, have you seen Larry? 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
3209 How about a movie? 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
3210 I want to help the climate, but farm-to-table still needs a refrigerated truck. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3211 I only put on SPF 20. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3212 You know SPF is a myth 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3213 It hurt, but the mouth hole was worth it. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3214 I told you not to discuss hot button issues. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3215 I told you going to a matinee was a bad idea" 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3216 Shucks if I know 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3217 Was in the neighborhood so I thought I'd pop by. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3218 I’ve been waiting for a heat wave to pop the question! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3219 The microbus is late again 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
3220 It’s always the same — every time I go to the mountains, my ear pops 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3221 I told you climate change was a thing. Now we’re walking street food! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
3222 Get over it, Jeff. Heat is psychological. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
3223 We’re from Indiana, Darla, not Mexico. I told you we weren’t cut out to be Street corn. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3224 Now we’ll never get into the movie 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3225 Corny? Really? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3226 It's not so much the heat.... It's the humidity. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3227 I should've listened to my mother. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3228 I think the ‘so hot could fry an egg’ reference needs to be revisited. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3229 It's gonna be another popper! 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3230 Global warming is taking a lot out of me. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3231 When I told you I was too pooped to pop, it was a lie! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3232 This heat makes my ear pop 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3233 We're popping to death, Colonel. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3234 This day has taken it right out of me. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3235 OMG! The heat index is 11 kernels today! 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
3236 Any plans for lunch? 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
3237 We'll never make it to the matinee 1.1805 0.04247 133 115 12 6
3238 Climate change keeps popping up 1.1805 0.04379 133 116 10 7
3239 You would not believe the hemorrhoid I'm dealing with. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
3240 Yeah but it's worse for the chicken 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
3241 Five degrees hotter and you'll be popped out.. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3242 Don't you just hate it when it's so warm that you sweat popcorn. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
3243 You may want to rethink global warning as a hoax. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
3244 Maybe pop off before the date? 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3245 Look what happened to Larry! We've gotta get out of here! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3246 What a day…. I’m so popped! 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3247 After last night, I'm too pooped to pop! 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3248 I think I need a higher SPF. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
3249 They say it's the heat not the humidity. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
3250 So this means global warming is real innit? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3251 This makes my butter boil 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3252 I can’t believe it’s not sunscreen! 1.1800 0.05199 100 88 6 6
3253 And they say climate change is a myth.... 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3254 Sorry, I didn’t meant to pop off 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3255 Vacationing in Alaska doesn’t seems like a bad idea now, does it. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3256 No, we are not splitting up. I am just going to work. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3257 No, I told you to get the umbrella! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3258 I'm not popping off at you. It's the heat! 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
3259 Tell me agan how global warming is just a theory. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
3260 Let’s cool off at the movies. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
3261 Remember the good old days before global warming when your ears never popped outside a microwave? 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
3262 The Sun Popping Factor in this lotion isn't high enough. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
3263 Looks like my old Pops really lived up to his name. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
3264 Mama didn’t tell us we would blow up if we got this hot 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
3265 Not only is it too hot, have you seen the price of butter? 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
3266 I told you to leave that magnifying glass alone. 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
3267 You told me that you were taking kernel birth control pills. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
3268 It's so hot, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk! 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
3269 Well, I loved SHUCKED too, but I'm not popping off about it all the time. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
3270 'Don't need SPF,' huh? 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
3271 I lose weight in the heat. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3272 They don't invite us to the cookout to hear your silly climate change hoax theory. They invite us because they like my insights about sunscreen being a scam. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3273 Pop, think it's time to get out of the sun? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3274 115 degrees, Let's go for a walk, Let's go for a walk, Let's go for a walk... 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
3275 Someone must be talking about us. Our ears are burning 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3276 I'll be as good as new as soon as I rub in a little butter. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3277 I am getting so hot. I'm gonna take my clothes off. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
3278 Oh, you're part Indian Corn too? 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3279 I’m just saying, it came as a bit of a shuck 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3280 Record Hot Day In Texas 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
3281 Wearing a generous coating of suntan oil is my new weight loss regime. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3282 We need to get the hell out of Texas NOW 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3283 Oh good. Here comes the bus. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3284 Do you like butter on yours? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3285 Climate change! Amirite? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3286 This cartoon is so corny. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3287 Who roasted the other better? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3288 Still think it's a hoax? 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
3289 We have got to get out of south Texas! 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
3290 I'm so heated I can't contain myself. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
3291 I should’ve stuck with the higher SPF sunscreen. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3292 Great, now humans can throw one more appliance into landfills! 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
3293 Do you like chickens 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3294 Just blowing off some steam 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
3295 What's the minimum down payment on a bowl? 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
3296 I should sun belt you for making us move to Austin. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
3297 Just call me Pop, Sonny. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3298 Steer clear of the ballpark on hot days. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3299 I told you not to use oil! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3300 Do you think we used a little too much oil this time? 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3301 All pop icons make sacrifices. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3302 So this is what you’ve been calling Pop Art uh? 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
3303 Talk to me, Copia. I'm all ear. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
3304 That's what I get for using butter as a sun screen. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
3305 I can't hear you. My ears are popping. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3306 That was butter, you husk, not sunscreen." 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3307 I swear, this never happens.. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3308 Don’t just stand there… get the butter! 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3309 Sorry. I'm too pooped to pop. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3310 Didn't I tell you to bring the butter just in case? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3311 Calm down - the bus will be here soon. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3312 Did you bring butter? 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
3313 If this doesn’t convince the skeptics that climate change is real, I don’t know what will. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
3314 Have you tried popping your ears? 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
3315 Oh, get over yourself! 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
3316 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pop off like that.. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3317 No more corny jokes, please. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3318 Now you know why the chicken crossed the road - in a hurry. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3319 This heat is aMAIZEing” 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3320 I told you not to use baby oil instead of sunscreen 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
3321 In this heat...you'll know where to find me. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3322 I was genetically modified to work in air poppers. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3323 Keep your kernels in your clothes! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3324 I guess it was to hot for Pops! 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3325 Maize in a haze 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3326 Oy Gevalt! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3327 'Use butter with SPF 15', you said. 'You won't pop', you said. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
3328 Would you like to go to a movie with me? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3329 I tell you, I can’t hear a damn thing. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3330 What did you expect when you said you wanted to live in Florida? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3331 Hope you brought your tanning butter today 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
3332 Run Dracornula! It's the SUN! 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
3333 How is your Russian cousin Sergei Popoff? 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
3334 Jimmy stop that! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
3335 This is why we reapply SPF! 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
3336 Man, it's hot out here 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
3337 This weather is really making my skin pop 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3338 I saw it on social media. Does Wonders for your skin. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3339 Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every ear, and it IS a big deal! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3340 Silent but delicious. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3341 I hate it when you sneeze 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3342 I don't care about your "evidence". Climate change isn't happening. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3343 I believe I told you SPF 70 wasn't good enough. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3344 The things we do for our children! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3345 Does this mean it's over between us? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3346 That does it. I'm going full-shucked. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3347 What! No butter. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3348 Excuse me! It must have been something I ate. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3349 You’re going to be salty, aren’t you? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3350 Climate change isn't working for us. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3351 My cousin went to the movies to cool off, but it was even worse for him there. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
3352 Where do you see yourself 5 days from now ? 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3353 I knew I should have slathered on the sunscreen butter today… 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3354 Whew, this dry heat is a killer. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3355 I told you that moisturizer had too much oil. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
3356 We butter hurry up and get out of this heat. 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
3357 It's like liposuction, only different. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3358 Yeah, I'm happy to see you too. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3359 Stop thinking about possible consequences, it only makes you hotter! 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
3360 Are you listening to pop, Corn? 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
3361 We need to get out of here in a jiffy, Pop! 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
3362 People keep talkin' about this "climate change" mumbo jumbo 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
3363 You remind me of my Pop. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
3364 Nooo, we couldn't take the car.....We have to stand out here in this horrible heat and wait for a bus! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3365 Damn that global warming!! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3366 Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk. There’s some serious popping going on here. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3367 Just shuck me. 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
3368 I'm telling you, this heat wave just makes my kernels boil 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3369 Um, what the heck are we and where are we going? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3370 Move to Arizona" they said, its "dry heat" 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
3371 I told you butter has no SPF 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3372 I told you to put on some sunscreen before we left the house! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3373 Whaddya say, let's get out of the heat and go to the movies. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
3374 One man's movie theater is another man's orphanage. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
3375 And the weather guy said 20% chance of popped. 1.1765 0.04567 119 104 9 6
3376 Mmmm! Is that Roundup you're wearing? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
3377 It's so hot out that I bet you could fry an egg on the sidewalk." Janet Stevens, Wilmington, D 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
3378 Are you organic or just natural? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3379 Let's go inside and watch a movie. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3380 Its's hot enough to fry an egg. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3381 Could you try sticking your ear out? I’m sweating kernels here! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3382 See, I told you the lotion smelt like butter 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3383 Sir, maybe we should’ve obeyed the Kernel’s orders and stayed inside 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
3384 It's so hot outside you could fry an egg 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
3385 I told you we shouldn't have used sunscreen! 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
3386 Continuing to pop off over our fate is unproductive. Whether it's cereal or succotash, we're shucked either way 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
3387 I guess it's too late to wish that we were just ears of corn again... 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3388 Forget this! The great outdoors will reduce us to a cheap snack. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3389 See! Global warming is happening and it's corn made! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3390 I told you we should have worn sunblock. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3391 I prefer solar rays over microwaves. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3392 What's our altitude? My ear started popping as the sun rose. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3393 I will miss you, I always had your ear. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3394 Scuse me. Pardon me. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3395 Heat dome or no heat dome, you gotta keep your cool, man! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3396 What a relief!! No more mouth. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3397 If that sun is rising we are in serious trouble. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3398 And some people still insist that global warming is a hoax! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3399 Redenbacher's the name, popping's my gam 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
3400 You swapped the sunscreen for coconut oil? ...oh george" 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
3401 Global warming. Whad-I tell ya? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3402 I told you that sunscreen was way past the best by date. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3403 Good see you, Pop Pop! Err..Pop Pop Pop Pop... 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3404 Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself. ~William Shakespeare 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3405 Texas is bad place to plant popcorn! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3406 How's is popping 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3407 I’m not gonna let you cob my corn! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3408 I told you it was too hot for a hike today. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3409 Relax. It was just a corny joke. 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
3410 No corny jokes please! 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3411 I warned you about the chickpea and cauliflower ... 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3412 Never used to believe those air fryer ads” 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3413 i think you put butter on instead of sunscreen again jon 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3414 I told you I was hot... 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3415 Jeesh, Mabel! Next time it’s sunscreen, not oil! 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
3416 Literally dyyyying 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3417 ...if I hear one more corny 'hot enough for ya' joke, I swear I'll pop. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
3418 Looks like an elephant's eye. We must be in Oklahoma. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3419 Another corn cob pipe idiot! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3420 And they say global warming is not a thing. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3421 Childcare’s a bitch in Summer, right? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3422 Yeh, but can you fry an egg? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3423 We’re hot. 🔥 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3424 ...but really it's the humidity that gets ya. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3425 Hopefully the bus will get here before this goes to far. 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
3426 Global Warming is a liberal conspiracy... 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3427 How embarrassing. . . I told you not to pop till we get there. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3428 No. It's not Ozempic. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
3429 I thought your profile said corn on the cob... 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3430 What's up Pop? 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
3431 Are you trying to start a pod cast? 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
3432 You said a dry heat was better? 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
3433 Look at me. I'm spritzing over here! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3434 I TOLD you that was oil and not sunscreen! 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3435 Are your ears popping, too? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3436 This is going to get me demoted from kernel to maizer. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3437 If the sun doesn't set soon it'll have me hoppin'n popin. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3438 ... And the side effect is a tribbles' infection! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3439 Now you tell me that Noah’s ship was scheduled to leave yesterday. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3440 No, I'm Mom. What I do is pop. 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
3441 That party was popping off! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3442 So you still think climate change is a hoax? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3443 Do you smell something? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3444 Alright, no need to give me an earful 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3445 It’s just a figure of speech, I don’t think you could actually fry an egg on the sidewalk 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
3446 Hi Sweetie. . . Poppy loves a hottie! 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
3447 Dang! I'm a global warming denier. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
3448 You did warn me about popping off. 1.1744 0.05534 86 76 5 5
3449 I can't ear you. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3450 It’s hot! Hope that bus gets here in a jiffy, Pop. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3451 Stop popping off on me" 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3452 Are you the new Spinal Tap drummer? 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3453 Some kernals of truth for you. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3454 They can bioengineer legs but not arms? How are we supposed to hitchhike our way to the produce stand? 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
3455 I thought ears only popped at altitude. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3456 Before today, global warming seemed so abstract. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3457 I knew it! You are PopSecret! 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3458 So this is what's to come of us with global warming. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3459 Is that a question or a proposal? 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3460 I told you we needed the mineral sunblock. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
3461 I still don't believe in global warming 1.1739 0.04664 115 101 8 6
3462 Perhaps we should forgo our movie theatre plans 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3463 Before that Children of the Corn movie hitchhiking was like spreading on butter. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3464 I warned you we shouldn't wait for the bus in this hot sun! 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
3465 OK, it’s hot. Stop popping off. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3466 Summers are hard around here. It's a poppin' heat. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3467 Don’t get corny with me! 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
3468 I’m writing a new play. I’m calling it “Waiting for Corn Pop”. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
3469 The Cobblers' kids 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
3470 I'll say one thing for Global Warming, you're far less likely to end up an old maid! 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3471 My Pop had corns. Not sure which is worse… 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3472 Damn it. I forgot to apply SPF again. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3473 You know how to make me come undone 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
3474 You’re so hot. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3475 I know. My ears pop at this altitude. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
3476 This heat is popping my corn. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
3477 No, not the humidity, it's pretty much the heat. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
3478 This heat is a-maize-ing. It really takes it out of you. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
3479 Oh blow it out your ear already! 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
3480 Don’t tell me summer isn’t getting hotter. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3481 How’s that natural deodorant working out? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3482 Seen any good movies lately ? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3483 Are you sure the orders said "keep popping Kernel?" 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3484 Go ahead and count 'em, I have one thousand kernels...that's why these kids call me grandpop. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3485 You just had to go and pop off, didn't you? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3486 I reckon you could fry an egg on this here pavement! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3487 Ears Lookin’ at You, Kid! 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3488 I hope the air conditioner on the bus is working. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3489 That's it! We are never using that sun block with cocoa butter in it again!! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3490 I don’t think body butter is a good idea for you. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3491 It’s so hot .. I’ve started popping! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3492 What are you steamed about today,Carl? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3493 Husk up! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3494 Forgive my popping. I thought I was upwind from you. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3495 Couldn’t you wait until we made it to the movie theater? 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
3496 The club is going to be popping tonight, dude. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
3497 Oh great...next it's going to start raining butter 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3498 We'd better find some shade 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3499 Now you know why my son calls me "Pop" 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3500 Climate change is going to force us to be naked in public or worse! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3501 There goes your too pooped to pop excuse. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3502 Summer isn’t all it’s popped up to be. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3503 Stop calling me "Colonel": it isn't funny anymore. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3504 I warned you about global warming 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3505 What’s up Colonel? 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
3506 Sorry. My SSRI makes me sensitive to heat 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3507 working on that ‘crisp’ tan! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3508 Great idea to leave late, Pop. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3509 What is it 180 degrees out here? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3510 I thought you said you were too pooped to pop! 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
3511 I thought they said we'd poop....not pop. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
3512 It's gonna be hot enough today to pop corn on a sidewalk. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3513 We have another ten minutes before the caramel spray truck comes. -Rosemary Pepper Austin TX 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3514 You ever see an egg fry on the sidewalk? 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
3515 I remember when it was only hot enough to fry an egg on this sidewalk. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3516 Are you popping off again? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
3517 Don't get salty with me, Sis. Pops would have wanted us to move to the shade." 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3518 We’ll be too popped out to make it to the movie. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
3519 He said, "My Pop's bigger than yours and exploded. I'll have nightmares for years." 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
3520 Dude, this flashing spot is already taken 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
3521 I should have never switched to the canola oil based body scrub. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3522 Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3523 I oughta pop you one. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3524 Their names are Bell Pepper and Sweet Pea — just please try to be cool. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3525 It's a mutation that runs in our family. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3526 Why do we always get blamed for bad "Dad Jokes"? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3527 Now we're popping 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
3528 Wow, it's hot enough to fry an egg! 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3529 Could you pass the sunscreen? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3530 You brought me to Texas? In July? We’re Jiffy Pop. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3531 I’ve got a bad feeling about this .. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3532 I told you we should be a metal band but no, you insisted on doing pop. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3533 I’m telling you, air popped just tastes better. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
3534 I bet when the bus finally gets here the driver won’t have any butter. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
3535 You think we have it bad, did you hear the one about the weasels. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
3536 Whose idea was a pop-up shop in the middle of Arizona? 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
3537 The altitude is making my ear pop. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
3538 Don't get all hot under the collar,it was just one little Greta Thunberg joke. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
3539 Summers are definitely getting warmer. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
3540 It’s like an oven out here. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
3541 Did we use sunscreen or oil? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3542 You said “Come to Phoenix. It’s a dry heat.” 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3543 Do you have any sunscreen? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3544 It must be global warming 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3545 so you forgot the butter ??? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3546 This is not the time for some corny joke. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3547 Is this what they call "making out" 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3548 If you have any ideas about how to stay cool in this heat, I'm all ears. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
3549 Butter-up, looks like a poppin' hot one! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3550 I cannot believe my ears popping...did you "ear" that too? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3551 This global warming really has me popping. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3552 Oh, shut up. I *know* you told me to use sunblock. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3553 I'm told the old standard was frying an egg on it. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3554 We coulda' stayed home but No! You wanted to go to the movies! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3555 No, I don't have any butter or salt, wise guy. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3556 Wasn’t me. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3557 Knock it off, Pop! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3558 Hey Pops, you want butter with that? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3559 You mixed the spray sunscreen with the Pam, didn’t you? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3560 You know how much it is for CANDY at the movies!?! 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3561 Wow, it’s poppin’ today 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
3562 I may be all ear, but I'm tired of your popping off about politics! 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
3563 Oh,yeah. I forgot to tell you, There’s a heat advisory today. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3564 Global warming is causing us to pop early. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3565 You can pop off all you want with your inflated cornspiracy theories. They don't hold a kernel of truth. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3566 Dagnammit, I told you it was too hot to go out! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
3567 But it's a dry pop 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3568 Climate science never saw this one coming! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
3569 I'm too pooped to pop after generating all these babies! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3570 Do you hear an unusual popping sound? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
3571 So what if they all want to be named after me,? They’ll still love you. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3572 Look, I know when I've been stalked. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
3573 Oops, didn't mean to 'pop out,' all over you. Its been awhile, my wife has me sleeping on the couch these days. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3574 Man, I’m popped. 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
3575 '"We're experiencing a tipping point -get the salt." 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3576 Something has to be done about global popping. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3577 Wow! This outfit really pops. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
3578 I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my husk off. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
3579 Don't get to too corny 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3580 After all this time together, splitting makes no sense to me. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3581 Shucks! Let’s button up our husks. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3582 Will be back in a minute, said that cotton eye Joe fellow couple of hours ago 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
3583 Tell me again you’re not mad at me! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3584 So, whose bright idea was it to hold this year’s Corn Convention in Phoenix? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
3585 I have as much energy as a popcorn fart 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
3586 I thought this only happened to weasels 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
3587 See what happens when you go popping off your mouth? 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
3588 Sweating would have been a much better option than popping. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
3589 Every friend, Roman and countryman has been asking me for a loan. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
3590 I saw the heat alert this a.m. and put on extra butter. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
3591 What’s poppin’ bro? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3592 Leave the sunscreen at home, you said. Butter will work perfectly fine, you said. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3593 After two seconds we’re toast! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3594 You never listen,i TOLD you it was too hot! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3595 I’m craving a good movie how about field of dreams ? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3596 Was this what you meant when you said "Let's just pop over to Phoenix for the day"? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3597 El Paso is amaizeing! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3598 I can always tell when it's the first day of summer because my knee aches. 1.1702 0.05160 94 83 6 5
3599 Mid-Sommar Salted Popcorn. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3600 Kernal, we need to leave here in a jiffy! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3601 Vegetable oil? I thought it was organic sunblock. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3602 I think Colonel Popoff is stalking us! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3603 I know outdoor movies are a thing, but it can't be a coincidence that Bob invited the butter family too. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3604 Lotion instead of spray oil I said, but NO…You have to be Mr. Jiffy pop! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3605 Hey, Pop? Got any movie butter? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3606 It was bad enough BEFORE global warming. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3607 Bela Lugosi had to put up with this type of thing too. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3608 When we moved to Saskatchewan I thought we’d get away from this heat. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3609 Please son, call me Dad, not Pop. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3610 Have you been on Cornhub again? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3611 Don't worry, after a while, it will stop! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3612 Come down to Texas for the Summer they said. The heat is nothing to worry about they said. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3613 It sounds a bit corny, but this pop psychology isn't taking you anywhere. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3614 Keep it in your plants! 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3615 I told you it was hotter than a microwave out here. 1.1698 0.04920 106 94 6 6
3616 Let’s get into the shade for a rest. I’m getting all popped out. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
3617 Trust me, a dry heat beats the alternative. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3618 Actually, I prefer being called father. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3619 I knew sun exposure was damaging 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
3620 Yes, I want us to follow in Pop’s military footsteps, but this is not the kernel I meant. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3621 NOW you believe in global warming... 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3622 In this day and age, butter is the enemy. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3623 Told you not to use tanning oil 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3624 Please don't stand so close. I think you're spreading Cornavirus! 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3625 Sorry. I had a lot of butter at lunch. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3626 Next guy who asks for butter and salt gets a kernel in the nose. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3627 Mom and Pop 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3628 Cobby, I’m losin’ it in this heat. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
3629 And then I was told to husk off! 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3630 I think we accidentally used butter instead of sunscreen again. 1.1696 0.04894 112 100 5 7
3631 To pop or not to pop that was my question. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
3632 All I want are Junior Mints. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3633 We get it, you poppin’ 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3634 Yes, Martha, this new diet you’ve got us on IS keeping us regular but it isn’t without some embarrassing side effects now, is it? 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3635 That idea really pops! 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
3636 I really POP in summer. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3637 When's this global warming thing going to end again? I keep popping. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3638 These solar heat waves pop the hell out of me 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
3639 . “A little warm today”. 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
3640 Next time you use the last of the sunscreen, please replace the bottle. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
3641 I wish I had used more of my PTO. 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
3642 Global warming is Fake News! 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
3643 The sun is trying to kill us. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
3644 Stop popping! That is sooo embarrassing. 1.1692 0.04249 130 114 10 6
3645 Hot and dry. Why did we move to Tucson? 1.1691 0.03982 136 118 13 5
3646 Just _when_ did the schedule say that furshlugginer bus is coming? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3647 It’s Pop-girl summer 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3648 Hey! I get nervous waiting for the bus, okay? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3649 Hey, you've gotta knock off the butter. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3650 Balls. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3651 I know I should deny it, but yeah, I popped those. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3652 Next time we gotta hike AT NIGHT. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3653 Damn climate deniers! 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3654 The barbecue got cancelled for rain. Away! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3655 Are Summer’s getting hotter or is it just me? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3656 The end is near. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3657 A lot better than sitting in those popcorn machines. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3658 They say my jokes are too corny! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3659 Some days I am just too pooped to pop! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3660 You wanna take in movie? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3661 Popping off early today? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3662 Roll yourself into a ball and wait for the molasses truck. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3663 Can't you even wait until we get to the movie theater? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3664 Damn climate change. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3665 …Not with a whimper, but a pop 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3666 Vacationing in Palm Springs is perfect, you said. It's a dry heat, you said. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3667 I can’t believe you popped up here 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3668 Crazy kids! 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3669 I ‘pop’ told you ‘pop’ that oily ‘pop’ sun screen ‘pop’ and the sun ‘pop’ would be ‘pop’ a bad combination! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3670 If this Global Warming gets any worse we'll all be popped. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3671 Oops, excuse me" " I didn't mean to pop 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3672 If you can't take the heat, stay in the kitchen. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3673 NOW do you believe in global warming!? 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3674 If we were eggs we could lay down for nap. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3675 You're not yourself when you get hot! 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3676 At least we can't pee soup 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3677 Our outfits need more pop. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
3678 I think our SPF 50 has worn off! 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
3679 I know…I think it’s global popping. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3680 If I hear on more corny joke I think I'm going to pop my top! 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3681 it's all just a simulation. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
3682 Told you to use sunscreen not butter but you turned a deaf ear. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3683 POP POP POP...that's what you do everytime and I'm sick of it 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3684 That’s what you get for trying to butter me up! 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3685 Jimmy, stop crackin' your corn 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3686 Yeah, but it feels like 180. 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3687 I’m getting ready to pop 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3688 I had no idea you were pregnant 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3689 For a minute I thought you said corny. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3690 Have you seen my tooth? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3691 Whoo. Getting hot as a microwave out here. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3692 Pop out for a ray of sun! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3693 Oh yeah?!! Well, I think you're corny too, Pop!! 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3694 I hope the 8am bus is on time today. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3695 He who smelt it 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3696 I've heard of a heated break-up affecting kids, but not popping them out too... 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
3697 At what time is the bus again? It’s getting hot here 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
3698 I’m sweating buckets out here… 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
3699 We would do much better in front of the theater. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
3700 I read sunscreen work even when expired. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
3701 I'm sorry, I should have told you: Premature Popation runs in the family. 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
3702 I told you it was a bad idea to use oil as lotion… 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
3703 The slower they compromise on climate change, the faster they make concessions. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3704 It’s not the humidity. It’s the heat. 1.1667 0.04179 126 110 11 5
3705 What climate change? 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3706 Last week, was worse. Almost every kernel popped! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3707 I see you did NOT quit smoking. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3708 They roast YOU before they chew in darkness! 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3709 Our feet are on fire and our kernels are exploding. If we were sentient beings, we would get off the sidewalk! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3710 Sunscreen doesn't sound so silly now, does it? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3711 Yeah, and you can probably fry eggs on the sidewalk, so shut up already 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3712 You pop my corn! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3713 I told you this would happen if we stayed out all night. 1.1667 0.03506 114 95 19 0
3714 Don't go popping off on me! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3715 Now that I have your ear, I must tell you--you are so corny. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3716 Move to Arizona," you said. "We'll love it there." I was happy in Montana, but noooo.. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3717 This just popped up! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3718 I thought you were the one that was supposed to check the temperature today! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3719 Allergies. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3720 I'm on the Jiffy Pop weight loss program. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3721 Is goal warming going to make us pop on the cob? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3722 This pavement is hot enough to pop corn on! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3723 Pop corn 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3724 It is a popping hot day! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3725 Corn OFF the Cob 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3726 It's the corn dog days of summer. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3727 It’s hot enough to fry an egg out here. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
3728 I HATE THESE HOT AUGUST DAYS. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
3729 It's so hot, you can melt butter on the sidewalk. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3730 It's better to pop out than it is to husk. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3731 I like your outfit. I bet the sun will really make it pop. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3732 You could fry an egg on it too 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3733 As I get older my joints pop. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3734 Dude, stop popping your ears in public. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3735 You can stand there if you want, as long as you don't talk about the heat. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3736 It's Jiffy Pop hot. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
3737 As the sun sank slowly in the west,Bob said,“I think we’re safe for now.“ 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3738 YOU'VE COB TO BE KIDDING ME. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
3739 I promise you, the weight comes off and stays off! 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3740 ‘The Sun’s A-Comin’ Round The Mountain’… sounds like a pop song. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3741 Who can think of having a family in this heat? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3742 I told you to wear at least SPF 30. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
3743 I think we better get out of the sun. 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
3744 I consider myself corn OFF the cob. 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
3745 I never wanted children. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3746 Stop cracking corny jokes! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3747 There’s a kernel of truth in this global warming thing. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3748 It’s hot out here, the microwave will definitely cook us. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3749 This one is really corny; tell me if you' ve heard it before. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3750 I don't mean to pop off - it's just this heat! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3751 Care to revisit your position on climate change ? 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
3752 You want to come to my crib and watch a movie? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3753 Let's go to the movies and make some money. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3754 Luckily I haven't lost any husk 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
3755 At $7.25 an hour, you better believe I’m eating whatever pops off these costumes at the end of a ten-hour shift with no break. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
3756 I told you Pop will be back, but you ain't Andy! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3757 Real corny caption contest 1.1667 0.04179 126 110 11 5
3758 Oh. Now I get that old saying ‘Corn’s a-poppin’. It’s not good, is it? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3759 Sweetcorn, do you have any sunscreen in your husk? 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3760 do you think i give Regal or AMC energy? 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
3761 This corner scorns! 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3762 no more corny jokes about the heat, please 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
3763 I wish I could tan but I always end up popping 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3764 It’s so hot out my ears are popping 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3765 It's the humidity that gets ya 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
3766 at least I'm not losing my hair! 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
3767 Yes, obviously it’s ‘hot enough for me.’ 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
3768 Now...does global warming seem valid to you? 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3769 Yeah? Well, a hot air popper is a dry heat too. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
3770 I recently heard something about climate change. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3771 Try a bit, what could possibly go wrong, you said! 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3772 I hate this time of year. Things just go to pop 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3773 I hope this bus comes soon … its popping hot! 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
3774 Told ya we shoulda used sunscreen! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3775 What part of 'avoid the midday sun' did you not understand? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3776 I’m a disguised Corn Husker. Are you “Kernel Bot? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3777 You got ENOUGH fiber pal! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3778 So I guess you now believe me that the Heat Dome is real! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3779 I told you we should have hailed a cob.” 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3780 Why should the egg get all the press? 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
3781 Pyew! You have a bad case of gas. Save it for the fireworks. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3782 Its only 88 % AND you said "corn only pops in very hot oil !!" 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3783 Don’t say it. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3784 When the conversation gets heated. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3785 This global warming thing doesn’t bode well 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3786 Ouch! Something in my back just went "pop." 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3787 If only you would listen, I told you to check the solar radiation forecast before we leave the house 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3788 I hate this poppin' heat! 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3789 I hate it when this happens! 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3790 Bring butter and a bucket," I said. "Why?" you said 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3791 You can fry an egg on it. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3792 You really should lay off the pork and beans! 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3793 I still blame 5G. 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
3794 this weather is poppin’ 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3795 It pains me to admit you were right about climate change. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3796 The new us is organic. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3797 This global warming is causing premature popping. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3798 I never used to pop before 9:30 . 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3799 I wonder if anyone will try us raw? We're that good after all. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3800 Corn you believe this? 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3801 just because it's puffed corn 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3802 Florida is overated. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3803 Ted said you gotta watch out for yourself in this neighborhood. Last week, after he popped, he was a-salted -max 12 years old 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3804 Roids be raging when they be popping out the rectum! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
3805 Do you ever feel the unyielding weight of popcorn tumbleweeds is a constant reminder of our corny existence? 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
3806 Well, now you’ve got my ear, but this solar pop is rediculous! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3807 The tumbleweeds in Tumbleweed City really are tumultuous. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3808 Better call Saul, we need to sue oil industries for a bunch of miscarriages 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
3809 Geez Cornelius, don’t get steamed! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
3810 I knew we should have protested against climate change! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
3811 It’s called sun-popped not global warming, genius!” 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3812 Oh c'mon. THere's no way you believe that. Epstein did NOT kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3813 No sun screen. Just butter 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3814 So, when are we moving back to New York? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3815 Between the hot sun and the hugry theatergoers, this is my least favorite season. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3816 I see you're excited to meet Orville Redenbacher too. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3817 It's a dry heat though... 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3818 This isn't how snap, crackle, pop works. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3819 Told you to go easy on that tanning oil 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3820 Just remember, YOU wanted to take this vacation to Texas, in the SUMMER. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3821 Did we remember to put on sunscreen? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3822 You know, a little more organic blue in there could make this landscape really pop. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3823 Is it really hot out here, or is it just me? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3824 I warned them that Bill wouldn’t be able to take the heat. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3825 I told you Frosty was right! The sun is evil. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3826 Hot enuff for ya? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3827 Yes general, I am trying to keep the kernels from popping off. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3828 I told you Navada was too hot this time of year! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3829 I am all ears about the threat of climate change on my physical well being! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3830 Clearly butter is NOT a sunscreen AND my ears just popped. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3831 All popped up, and no place to go! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3832 Stop going off on me like that! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3833 This heat between us is too much...wanna grab a cab? 1.1648 0.05245 91 81 5 5
3834 You are such a Pop-Off! 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
3835 I dunno about you, but I really hate kids with lasers. 1.1642 0.04129 134 118 10 6
3836 I told him not to go near that fire 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3837 Stop it, you're making me hungry. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
3838 Quit stalking me 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
3839 It's time to split 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
3840 It's really hot today. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
3841 On sunny days my kernels pop spontaneously - it’s a GMO thing. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3842 Geez. Take a Gas-X! 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
3843 Trying to butter me up again? 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3844 This dust isn’t good for my ears 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3845 First it gets really hot. Then these little clouds appear. And then we start popping. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3846 At least the butter will be melted. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3847 Whatever happened to frying eggs? 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3848 We need better public transit 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3849 I warned you about UV rays and butter! 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3850 Why, it's so hot -- well, you know... 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3851 Here they come with the butter. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3852 Only our beloved Creator,Millsap III, knows what the hell we're doing here 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3853 I told you climate change wasn’t a hoax. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3854 Yeah, right. Global warming is a hoax. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3855 Here comes the sun and its popularity bias 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3856 I think we got off the bus in Texas accidentally! 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3857 Feel better now? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3858 Quick! Cross your legs! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3859 It's climate change, dude. My kernels are popping in this 3-digit heat. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3860 Your turn! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3861 Unlike a box of chocolates, I kinda know what I’m gonna get 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3862 The popping stops when the sun sets. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3863 did you forget to put on your butter sunscreen again? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3864 The weather's getting hot. Do you have any butter? 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
3865 It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3866 At least we can say the block party is poppin' now. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3867 I don’t think we are going to make it to sundown! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3868 What are you popping off about now? 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3869 Are you as tired as I am of the ear- splitting jokes? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3870 That global warming, huh! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3871 Yes, Mr. Smartypants, it is indeed a hot one today. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3872 These orgasmic explosions guarantee no kids! 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
3873 I can really feel the calories burning. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3874 Quit popping!!! It wasn't my idea to vacation in Palm Springs in 115 degree weather!!!! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3875 I haven't felt this awful since that lucky escape we had from Redenbacher’s lab. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3876 I hate it when things are popping. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3877 It’s getting corny 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3878 You could fry an egg out here 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3879 You just couldn’t wait for it to come out on a streaming platform… 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3880 My wife left me for a role on Broadway! I've been popping ever since. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3881 If you even mention Climate Change I will cream you. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3882 Any discomfort you feel will be over in a Jiffy… 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3883 I'll bet you didn't even bring butter either 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3884 I feel a bit light-headed 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3885 I know. There I go again, popping off.” 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3886 I don't get it. Are those puff balls supposed to be popcorn or was the cartoonist drunk? 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3887 We just went to the movies LAST night! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3888 It’s hot enough to fry an egg on this pavement. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3889 It’s worse than being eaten alive! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3890 Global warming is a farce. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3891 Sunscreen and sun tan lotion are NOT the same thing. 1.1633 0.04960 98 87 6 5
3892 What’s popping, brah? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3893 Honey this isn’t what I meant when I said you needed to work off a few pounds… 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3894 Welp, there goes Orville. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3895 Maybe we shouldn’t go to the movies after all 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3896 I heard climate change is melting butter, too. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3897 Kids never leave home to butter themselves 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3898 Didn't I tell you essential oils were a bad idea 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3899 If this heat doesn't let up, we're snack food. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3900 Hot one today isn 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3901 I told you it was going to be popping hot today! 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3902 Damn! It's hot enough to pop corn! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3903 Stop popping off about the heat! 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3904 Darn climate change! I remember when we used to spend our summer evenings relaxing and playing cornhole. Now it's so poppin' hot, every time I take a step, I lose another kernel of my life. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3905 If you've got any ideas I'm all ears - it's so hot I feel I'm going to pop 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3906 Your outfit’s poppin’ today 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3907 Bro, that Jimmy Corn Crack is poppin’ yo. 1.1626 0.04222 123 108 10 5
3908 I guess it was just too hot for Charlie. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
3909 I hear that! 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
3910 Fine, you were right, global warming isn't a Chinese hoax. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3911 Is this your idea of popping over for a visit? 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3912 Son, you better learn to control yourself or they'll eat you for breakfast. 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
3913 We're all Pops. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3914 The human on my toe is killing me. 1.1622 0.04532 111 98 8 5
3915 One more, "is it hot enough for you" and I'll pop ya. 1.1622 0.04710 111 99 6 6
3916 Maize, the bus will be two hours late so find some shade so you can care for all the little ones 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3917 Yup, I totally agree - Much better to keep it on the cob. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3918 DON'T BLOW IT! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3919 fuck man, i fuckin told you not in my hair 1.1622 0.04532 111 98 8 5
3920 Did you mix up your suntan lotion with suntan oil again? 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3921 Great, what’s next? Butter rain? 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3922 Damn. I forgot to bring the butter. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3923 Lack of air conditioning is gonna be the death of us. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3924 Aw shucks—When I said "It's poppin' off" I did not mean literally. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
3925 You still think you're my better half? 1.1619 0.04712 105 93 7 5
3926 It's great that we're warming up to each other! 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3927 Looks like we forgot to apply the sunscreen. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3928 Okay, I know it's hot, you do not have to tell me again. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3929 Isn’t this better than the microwave method? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3930 Very soon a figure wearing a dark cloak and carrying a sickle will come shuffling along muttering "The end is near". 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
3931 Excuse meI, but I can’t help it, it’s the heat 🔥 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3932 Forgot my sunscreen. 1.1618 0.03795 136 118 14 4
3933 ‘Let’s go for a walk’ you said. ‘The weather is SO nice’ you said. ‘It will be fun’ you said. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3934 Yeah. We finally got rid of that boring egg thing. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3935 Pop off yourself! 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3936 I said we should have called an Uber. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
3937 Yes, the jokes are endless. Now I know why brass monkeys are so annoyed when it is cold. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3938 I’m trying not to sing out of key! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3939 Hey, Pop – Wanna hear some more corny jokes? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3940 Yes, I do get the irony. They're throwing popcorn at us, mocking us, reminding us about how it all ends! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3941 Man, it’s roasting out here. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3942 Maybe waiting for the noon bus to take us to Redenbacher's wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3943 Last time I buy one of those woke bio-sunscreens 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3944 Pop music, pop movies, pop art. And us? What are we?" "In this heat, a pop culture, apparently! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3945 This heat is really popping my kernels, ya know? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
3946 Your proximity makes my corn pop? That's too corny even for you 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3947 Congratulations on your promotion to Kernel. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3948 It's called the global warming diet. I feel 10 lbs. lighter already. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3949 That color really makes your eyes pop. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3950 We'll love it in Phoenix," you said. "Warm winters," you said. Next they'll paint us green like those shrubs. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3951 Enough with the obvious Dad comments...... 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3952 I’m about to pop off on you. 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
3953 Our parents didn't have to deal with things popping off all the time. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3954 Don't tell me climate change is a myth! 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3955 Never mind fry an egg. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3956 They're the sheep of the plant world. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3957 We're going to be popped out before we get to the movie if the bus doesn't get here soon. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3958 Our ears always pop this time of day. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3959 Oh my gosh, we have to get out of here before it gets too hot! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3960 In this heat I guess we’re not coming out the same way we came in 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3961 test 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3962 So, Bob, tell me more about the ‘climate change hoax!’” 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3963 I warned you to slather on some sunscreen! 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3964 I swear I'm gonna pop off if this bus doesn't get here in a jiffy! 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3965 Stop calling me 'Pops'! It's too hot to be kidding around. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3966 I'm so mad I could pop. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3967 Hey Carl, What’s poppin’? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3968 What more evidence do you need for climate change? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3969 Let’s get out of here before we’re covered with butter. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3970 The popping noise doesn't bother me. It is the damn scratchy cob that drives me crazy. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
3971 Listen, it's clearly not the humidity. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3972 I'm not sure a visit to Texas this summer was a good idea. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3973 But Fox News said… 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3974 What the pop? 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
3975 What degree did Mom say we had to watch out for? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3976 Tell me again about that stalk investment. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
3977 I wish I was just popping up with ideas. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3978 HEY!! One of those wasn't popcorn! 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3979 Got some butter? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3980 Hi, Pop. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3981 I told you that you put too much butter on… 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3982 I think these clouds are talking us. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
3983 Hey, let’s pop into town! 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3984 Do you think we can fry an egg on the sidewalk yet? 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
3985 Kernel, climate change is not a threat. Don't let the heat get on you. 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
3986 We’re popping now so we’ll e ready when the movie starts after sunset. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3987 What did you say that tanning oil was made from again? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3988 Apparently it still happens even when we're not facing the sun. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3989 Want to go to the movies? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3990 Listen they say that 50-80% of the country has it, sometimes its just asymptomatic. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3991 Shuck me sideways! This global warming thing is out of control. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3992 Yeah, we've heard this one: "How hot is it?" "It's sooooo hot that..." Every.Damn.Year! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3993 They could make us more woke. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3994 I'm beginning to think that applying suntan oil was a mistake. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3995 Let's split the difference and see a dentist. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3996 Do you think they will recognize us in these corny outfits? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
3997 Did you remember the sunscreen? 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3998 It's so hot you can pop my corns right here on the sidewalk! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3999 Why couln't we just have been peas in a pod?? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4000 I told you we'd be late 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4001 You're at an age now where you may find yourself going through some changes. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4002 I don’t know about you but I’m not giving it up for puffs! 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
4003 Really? I just thought it was trouble with tribbles. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4004 The eye-popping consequences of global warming. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
4005 Global warming sucks 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
4006 Never again will I go out shucked on a July day! 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
4007 Waiting for this bus is making me hot under the collar! 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
4008 Now make that booty go pop, pop, pop 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
4009 I'm getting really worried about global warming. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
4010 I hope the humans think we're good. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
4011 Run, Pop! Pop,Run! 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
4012 Shucks, pop! 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
4013 I think I’ll pop the question today. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
4014 I'm really tired of your popping off about every little thing! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4015 Remind me again. Which part of this outing seemed like a good idea? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4016 This sun's so hot, Mary, it's poppin' my corn. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4017 I think you’re as high as an elephant’s eye. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4018 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4019 Welp. Forgot the sunblock… I guess we’re shucked. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4020 I prefer the beach, where at least I can get a little salt and oil. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4021 Are you having any second thoughts about denying global warming? 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
4022 No, sun block and sun tan oil aren't the same thing. Why? 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4023 Don't get salty with me! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4024 'Like warmth? Go to Texas,' they said. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4025 Colonel, you've got to do something about that terrible dandruff! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4026 This sidewalk is so hot it can cook more than a mere egg. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
4027 Are you still saying that global warming is fake? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4028 I thought you said you hated pop culture. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4029 At least we're the vegan option at the global warming table. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4030 If you say "Hot enough for you? I'm gonna pop you one. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4031 This is popping my belief that global warming was just fake news. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4032 Why do I always get the salty tag? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
4033 I’m popping in the most unsavory places. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4034 You’re losing it. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
4035 I guess this is the new normal! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
4036 They say this is the coldest summer of the rest of our lives 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4037 Still so sure "global warming is a hoax"? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4038 Did you hear about a heat advisory today? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4039 Summer!!! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4040 I told you natural deodorant doesn't work. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4041 You don’t need to keep making food comparisons for me to realize how hot it is. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4042 Happy Father's Day To My Favorite Popper 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4043 What do mean “I’m leaving my body now?” 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4044 Your farting is really getting annoying 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4045 Thankfully its Sundown,I’m all Pop-ed out! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4046 At least we've got snacks for the road. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4047 It's sort of like cremation. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4048 Forget the microwave; with climate change, just leave the popping to the sun. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4049 I thought you said it was dry heat! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4050 Any hotter and I’’m outta here 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4051 You know, there happens to be a kernel of truth in that pop psychology of yours 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4052 WHEN IS HARVEST TIME? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4053 YEAH, THE MOUNTAIN ALTITUDE ALWAYS MAKESMY EARS POP. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4054 I’m corny for you 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
4055 Whew. This heat's intense. I'm about to pop! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
4056 Hot enough for you? 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
4057 We should drive next time. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
4058 It's a dry heat. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
4059 You’ve heard of “hell’s a pippin’?” 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
4060 It's a real pressure cooker at work now. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
4061 The humidity is making us frizz... 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
4062 We'd better get out of this heat before we're done. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4063 That's what happens when you pop your kernels 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
4064 How about never better than late? 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
4065 You’re my better half. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
4066 I knew the Colonel was going to pop one day. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4067 Do it now or your punishment shall be a thousand pops 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4068 I told you not to use that coconut oil face cream today. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
4069 This is fine! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4070 This is why I wish we didn't sweat corn oil. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
4071 I hate when it gets so hot you have to choose between using suntan oil and popping. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4072 Man oh man! It’s hotter than a popcorn maker out here! 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
4073 It’s so hot I think I could just pop! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4074 Extra-virgin won’t do that,” my eye 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
4075 You know what really bugs me? People who call popcorn crackerjack! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4076 Great - now some jerk will douse me with caramel. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4077 If you say, "Hey, Pop--Pop?" again, I just might! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
4078 Watch Star Wars all night you said? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4079 Don’t you dare try to butter me up. Lynn Fazekas, Seekonk , MA 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
4080 I told you the tanning bed was a bad idea! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
4081 Ears to you Kernal! POP, Pop, pop away. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4082 You know my skin breaks out something terrible in the heat. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4083 Let's hope the smell will say it's pop corn and not something else. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4084 Just popping out for some butter and salt! 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
4085 I knew you were full of hot air. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
4086 But it’s a dry heat, Colonel. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4087 It’s so hot out” “How hot is it?” “It’s so hot I’m ‘popping’ more than a balloon in a needle factory” 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
4088 We’ll be dead by noon, you know. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4089 I thought it was the humidity that was supposed to get you. 1.1575 0.03779 127 110 14 3
4090 SPF 8, really? 1.1575 0.03779 127 110 14 3
4091 They’re altering our bodies with microwaves!!! 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
4092 I told you not to eat that burrito. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
4093 Shucks, Colonel, you're right; it is too hot out here today. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
4094 Enough of this heat in Arizona! My corns a'poppin. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
4095 Well, the test kernels have popped…. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
4096 YOU THINK THIS IS HOT? WAIT UNTILL TOMORROW! 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4097 It’s just like giving birth – but so, so so much worse. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
4098 Stop showing off. I could make popcorn too if I wanted to. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
4099 Oh dear…Looks like we’ve popped into the wrong place! 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
4100 I'll start to be concerned when it starts raining butter. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4101 I told You New York was a bad move ,inflation pops left and right. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
4102 Around here they call it sodacorn. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
4103 Next time, go easy on the butter. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4104 Popcorn at the cinema and a large coke zero 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
4105 I'm a poet but, but I do't know it. If I don't stop I think I'll pop... 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
4106 The sunset over the mountains is beautiful, but let's wait until fall before we peel our husks to see another one. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4107 Just letting off some steam." 🍿 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4108 Now that we've taken over all of humankind, three's a crowd! 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
4109 I guess we won’t need a gas stove after all. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
4110 The big downside of applying sunscreen. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
4111 And I‘m telling you that Uber is just around the corn. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
4112 Why’d you make me eat cabbage again? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
4113 That weasel is going to be the end of us. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
4114 Yeah, I know it's hot out ... you don't have to pop off about it! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4115 At least we don't get seasonal allergies. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4116 Hide them so we can skip concessions 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
4117 Is everything okay, pop? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4118 The Sun Also Rises 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4119 Just tell them the corn mash got us as high as an elephant’s eye. 1.1569 0.04974 102 92 4 6
4120 I don’t think these sheep costumes are working out after all 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4121 Maybe if I was a bit more husky I’d stop popping in this heat 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
4122 For the 100th time, I did NOT say your joke was corny - there's no need to pop off like that! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4123 We've been hearing about global popping for years, but this is the first time we've had it here 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
4124 Now talking sounds like the better idea. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4125 Next Halloween, something other than Children of the Corn please. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
4126 It's not global warming, Sid, it's those enchiladas you ate last night. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
4127 Oops! Popped out of my mouth. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
4128 You're getting promoted to Kernel. 1.1565 0.03403 115 97 18 0
4129 I mixed up my sunscreen with spray butter. 1.1565 0.03945 147 131 9 7
4130 Did I ever tell you the story about the time I mixed it up with Joe Biden? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4131 Fry an egg? it's poppin hot 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
4132 Recognize anybody? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4133 I'm not popping for the taxi. You're popping for the taxi! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4134 Do you have any toner for these zits? 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4135 Excuse me, but I've been so gassy since they changed the fertilizer. Why are they always trying to improve everything? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4136 I thought we’d be too pooped to pop! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4137 Next time, Alaska. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4138 I told you you we needed to put on some sunscreen. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4139 If that bus with the AC doesn't come soon we're toast! 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
4140 Are you sure this is what's meant my 'Mexican Street Corn?' 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4141 We forgot the butter again. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
4142 Is it too late to get to a matinee 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
4143 I hate summer. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4144 This global warming can really pop your kernel . 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4145 Ugh! It sure is popping hot today! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
4146 So, we've reached the point in our relationship where we pop off in front of each other? Nina Anastasia Collingswood, NJ 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4147 Was hoping not to pop until I got home to the butter bath. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
4148 I told you a roll in the cayenne would do the trick! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4149 Or ears always pop at this altitude. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4150 Those pop concerts are REALLY getting to you, Jerry! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4151 It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
4152 You said the heat index was how many watts?! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4153 You just hope that life brings them real butter 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4154 It's already so hot I'm popping my kernels. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
4155 Don't tell me you forgot the butter and salt. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4156 You're right that it's worse in August, but Phoenix in July? Really? 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4157 A perk of global climate change: Turns out we don’t need a microwave to drop this extra weight. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
4158 72 virgins? I hate to break it to you but we're in the other place. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4159 Let's visit Texas," you said. "It's not that hot this time of year," you said. Enough said 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4160 Climate change is real! 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
4161 Sounds Corny but electric cars don't emit this annoying exhaust. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4162 "Hi Sweetie. They all call me Pops, but you can call me Colonel." 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4163 I'm gonna take issue with the expression, 'Too pooped to pop.' 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
4164 I told you we should have worn our other husks 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
4165 ... right, but my question was is it hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4166 when I told you to pop off this isn’t what I meant! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4167 how are you still complaining about having to wear SPF? It was not using protection that got us into this mess in the first place 1.1556 0.04054 135 120 9 6
4168 What's poppin'? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4169 Finally...the sun's going down. I was about to pop off. 1.1553 0.04928 103 93 4 6
4170 My wife keeps calling me hard-headed, so hopefully my thinking kernals will remain unpopped. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4171 Should have used a higher SPF lotion. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4172 I tell ya, Pop was right here a minute ago. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4173 Owww…. Is this what they call passing stones? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4174 You’re just losing popcorn weight 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4175 I told you to wear sunscreen but you didn't listen. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
4176 I think the artwork in this microwave is beautiful! 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4177 I'm a cob of corn. What are you? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4178 I told you not to put on suntan oil. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
4179 Butter next time ! 1.1552 0.04347 116 103 8 5
4180 So you’re telling me you didn’t eat the rest of my flaming hot Cheetos? You’re sticking with that story? 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
4181 Yes Carl, I am feeling a bit ‘warm’. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
4182 Boy I sure do hate Mondays, am I right Greg? Don't give me that look, you hate the concept of time too. Anyway you catch that Knicks game last night 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
4183 I’m popping my kernels off, it’s so hot. 1.1552 0.04347 116 103 8 5
4184 I’d rather be under the boardwalk. 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
4185 Please, enough of the corny “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity” crap. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4186 If his name's Rubik, you're not home! 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
4187 It's so hot today, you could . . . oh, dear! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4188 Sorry for the mayhem. I just hate "Bring the kids to work day." 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4189 I’ll be all popped out by the time the bus arrives! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4190 But Pop, where are we going with this? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4191 Our Uber rating is really going to go down. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4192 Then that Joe Biden fella comes at me with a chain. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4193 Talk about popping the question? I question the popping! 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4194 Ripped from their mother's tender embrace and shucked of a third of their skin, they waited for the bus. Their once internal organs began to burst and fall to the searing sidewalk. Jerry silently hoped to be consumed by a dog. A real big dog. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4195 I told you we should not have moved to Texas. It's too damn hot. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4196 Is there even a kernal of truth in what you are telling me? 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
4197 Ernie, if you say, "But it's a dry heat" one more time... 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4198 Wanna hear something corny? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4199 I told you to use SPF, not oil. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4200 Doc said to lay off the butter and salt 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4201 I hate the heat. It makes me pop. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4202 Ok yes, it kind of got heated between us last night and No I didn't get to break up with him 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4203 I am going to eat you. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4204 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4205 This global warming is making my hair so frizzy. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4206 When I get heated like this I really pop off! 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
4207 Global warming is going to be the end of me, Carl 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4208 We should have worn sunscreen 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4209 Well, we're shucked. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
4210 They don't mention this when they talk about global warming. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4211 Whew, we may have all our kids this one day! 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4212 The sunshine really makes you pop! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4213 You say: It’s not the heat. It’s the humidity, right? 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4214 Sure is hot out here today....I hope the bus comes soon. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
4215 Did I tell you to bring the sunscreen? Of course! Did you remember the sunscreen? Of course not! 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
4216 Goddam global warming made us pop prematurely.’ 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4217 Don't butter me up Pop, it's hot here. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4218 We better get off the sidewalk! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4219 Hurry, we are late to the show's intermission 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4220 Whatever you do, don’t start spinning. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
4221 We need to get in the shade - pronto! 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
4222 If we add butter, do you still think they’d buy it as survival cannibalism? 1.1545 0.04325 123 110 7 6
4223 I knew we should have put on our butter before leaving the house. 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
4224 Corn Pop was a bad dude! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4225 I could use a little nutritional yeast. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4226 Rule No. 1: If you want a long and fruitful life just stay away from the microwave. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4227 At least my ears aren't popping. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4228 This heat wave is popping hot. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4229 The olive oil will give you a great tan, but there are some downsides in this hot weather. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4230 I wish you'd quit popping off every time the sun comes out. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4231 I thought you said we’re out of hot water now! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4232 Told you that oil massage wasn't a great idea. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4233 Don't blame me. I wanted to move to Alaska. 1.1538 0.04153 130 116 8 6
4234 Hey want to grab some butter and catch a movie… 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4235 WHA? Can't hear you over my kernels poppin'. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4236 This heatwave is making me pop. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4237 Is it the wildfires in Canada or me that's burning? 1.1538 0.05165 91 82 4 5
4238 But on the bright side, no salt in your ears. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4239 Believe it or not, it's hot enough to fry an egg on this sidewalk 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
4240 Eggs get all the breaks......my feet are on fire 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4241 You’ve got to learn to stop popping off like that… 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
4242 Nice to know you can cook stuff other than fried eggs on a sidewalk! 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
4243 Next time, let's skip the suntan oil. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
4244 No, I do not want any butter! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4245 You get salted and buttered either way. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4246 I wish we were being published in December 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
4247 I heard that climate change is making things hotter but this is too much! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
4248 I hear tomorrow is supposed to have butter and salt too. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4249 I'd rather be in Kansas in August! 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
4250 We really should go check on the baby. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4251 At this rate, I’ll be sweating buckets! 1.1538 0.04688 104 93 6 5
4252 Exhibitionist Corn. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
4253 Bit hot, innit? 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
4254 I think we have over-baby-popcorned 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
4255 We gotta move outta Fresno! 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4256 It’s this or creamed corn! 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4257 You’ve heard the expression, make lemonade out of lemons? 1.1532 0.03248 124 105 19 0
4258 OK, OK, I can't deny that the earth is warming any more. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4259 This is worse than the movie popcorn. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4260 Blue is good, but yellow will always be the gold standard. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4261 It's so hot it feels like Hell's-a-Poppin 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4262 So much for your ‘innovative’ camouflage. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4263 EVERYONE hip is moving to Austin, you said. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4264 “Where can I score some fertilizer?” 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
4265 Come on, Carl, body oil in July? 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4266 It's a Corntastic day outside, they said. Get some sun, they said. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4267 When you said we'd pop into town, I didn't expect to come back a husk! 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
4268 holy shit... we're talking corn. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
4269 It feels like I’m sweating bullets 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
4270 Told ya global warming was an existential threat. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4271 The bus'll be here soon," you said. "The sun won't be up for hours," you said. "It's supposed to be cloudy," you said. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4272 Really? You had to wear the same exact outfit? I told you this look makes ME pop! 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
4273 I don't care what you say. I hear popping noises. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4274 Morning, what's poppin' today? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4275 Hoping to lose all my kernel weight before summer ends 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4276 Do you have to pop off like that? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4277 Can you believe that there's now a musical about us? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4278 Tecinto on the left. What 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4279 We' better cool it for a while. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4280 And the gall of that Med Tech, salting my kernels just after applying the butter! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
4281 I told you that sunblock smelled like butter! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4282 Do you accept Cob’s truth? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4283 now you got me piping mad! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4284 Corn-fidentially, I can’t swim 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4285 I’m afraid if that bus doesn’t get here soon we’re going to need a bowl. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4286 Back in the day, they would've called me, 'Pop.' 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
4287 Heat changes you; it makes you pop out for nothing. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
4288 There’s not a kernel of truth in that statement, McDonald. You’re full of hot air! 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
4289 CORNFUSED 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
4290 Record greenhouse high by the 4th of July, baby! 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
4291 It's not the heat; it's the radioactivity. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4292 We are so in trouble for missing the State Fair. And M Ginnis prime corn ble ribbons goodbye. We’re so. Shucked out!! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4293 Arizona in July was your idea. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4294 See? I told you we weren’t vampires. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4295 It's not just the Sun. You were a vegetable last night, sweetie. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4296 I guess they just got tired of frying eggs on the sidewalk. 1.1524 0.04645 105 94 6 5
4297 I see you're easily popped off. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4298 In spite of what I read on the blogs, I’m beginning to think the planet might be warming. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4299 It looks like you confused the butter with the sunscreen. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
4300 As hot as an elephant's eye? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
4301 May the corniest caption win. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
4302 Their answer to the climate crisis is more butter and salt. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4303 Ok kernel what time are we popping in on this heat wave? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4304 Aw, shucks, it’s way too hot! 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4305 Don't call me Pops, dammit! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4306 These clouds got in my way! 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
4307 Now look who's popping off! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4308 Sunrise Sunset, tomorrow we kibitz !! 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
4309 This heat has got me popping out of my husk. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4310 Coconut oil is good for tanning" you say. Husk up! 1.1520 0.03944 125 110 11 4
4311 I don’t understand Millenials. 1.1520 0.04104 125 111 9 5
4312 The UV index must be high. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4313 This unrelenting heat has made me exhausted. But I guess I not too pooped to pop! 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4314 I warned you that we shouldn't trust that Orville guy when he said we should use butter instead of SPF 50! 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4315 I told you we should have stayed at the barbeque. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
4316 PLEASE tell me you brought the butter. 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
4317 Let's hybridise again! My cornea and your cauliflower ears. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4318 I don’t like poppin’ when it’s hot 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
4319 Was butter supposed to pour today? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4320 Climate change of course but I really blame my Pop. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4321 Hang on til we reach the movie theater. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4322 Maybe it was too hot to bring the kids along ... 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4323 Well, I just hate popping-up unannounced. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
4324 That noice was NOT your shoe! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4325 Please no more jokes about frying an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4326 Don’t look at me like that—I told you that we were going to pop off this summer! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4327 I know it sounds corny, but Pop always told me about random acts of popping. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4328 Oy vey! I’m schvitzing like a wilde chaya’s punim in this heat! 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
4329 Friends,Romans. Countrymen,lend me your ears 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4330 Stop blaming the hot dog. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4331 Stop aborting your seeds! 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
4332 Hey, do you want to go to the movies later? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4333 No, not Fun Gus; it's a fungus, I tell you, a fungus! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
4334 Shouldn’t these kids be at the movie theater? 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
4335 It 's a long way back to Oaxaca. Any regrets? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4336 Our pop was right. Should have worn sunscreen. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4337 They said to use butter as tanning oil 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4338 I told you we should’ve sprung for the SPF 50 husks. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
4339 I wonder what the altitude is here...my ears just popped. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4340 i just wish the kids would stop calling me "Pops". 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4341 We should have gone back inside when we saw that egg, frying on the pavement. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4342 I don’t think going for a walk was a good idea. The kids seem hot. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4343 Are you still keen on smart meters? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4344 It's so hot, my kernels are popping! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4345 I know there’s no humidity! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4346 It takes time to be the real grand pop! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4347 Aw, shucks, Pop. It’s July! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4348 Why not? They blame everything else on climate change. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4349 If I didn't know you better, I'd swear you were stalking me. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4350 Come let's sing, "When the sun comes over the mountain, I can feel my kernels poppin', all the live long day" 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
4351 No, i said pop your ears, not pop Corn 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4352 Oh boy! I think I’m starting to sweat 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4353 Evolution should have given us hands too. 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
4354 So what movie do you want to go watch? 1.1508 0.03201 126 107 19 0
4355 Hey cracker jack, you still think global warming is just nuts 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4356 Sun's hell on the complexion, ain't it? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4357 No, shade is not our enemy! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4358 I told you to bring the sun screen today. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4359 Don’t complain Pops! It’s hotter in Texas! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4360 If you know a better way to beat the heat, I'm all ears. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4361 I hate what the heat does to my kernals. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4362 Like I said, you need to get that cough checked out! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4363 Excuse me, I'm a bit gassy this morning. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4364 Remember when we didn't pop until summer was over? Climate shlimate. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4365 Failed escape plan? What exactly dors not full your expectations? Do prefer to go back to that freezing seed bank in Scandinavia? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4366 Didn't you forget our son in the car again, did you? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4367 The weatherman was right and now you’re going to get an earful about this. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4368 You ever feel like you're going to explode? 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4369 Have you read some of these captions? Talk about, well, you know. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4370 Well, at least we aren’t peeing soup 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
4371 Popcorn is our fate? You’re kidding right?! 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
4372 Watch, they start by trying to butter you up. 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
4373 I forgot the butter. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4374 We should have used a higher SPF. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4375 Are you feeling what I'm feeling? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4376 Told me I'm too corny! Can you believe it? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4377 I told you we should have applied some body butter. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4378 Bob, I really don’t think more sunscreen will fix this. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4379 Nine in the morning, and it's so hot we're popping! 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
4380 What do you mean, you forgot the butter? 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4381 We must be the new "dracula" strain 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4382 I usually prefer to pop with organic ears. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4383 At least we're still standing. See the eggs yonder down the sidewalk? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4384 "After a long walk my corns ache! 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4385 We'll have a popping hot time! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4386 Just buy a GPS! 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4387 Jeez, Pops, the sidewalk isn’t THAT hot. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4388 We better hide before they get any ideas. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4389 Global warming is going to pop us into oblivion. 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
4390 Every summer, it is so popping hot in Iowa. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
4391 Pretty sure Jimmie did this ! john straayer, ft. collins, co 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4392 Stop thinking. popping thoughts stimulates the cooking process. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
4393 Stop farting, it's embarrassing! 1.1500 0.04039 120 106 10 4
4394 I was hoping to be in a box of cereal. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
4395 I told you we should have brought sunscreen 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4396 Did you ever imagine you'd be sacrificed for the sake of endless puns? 1.1500 0.04209 120 107 8 5
4397 Just popping by. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4398 It's been three minutes, I don't want you to burn. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4399 It’s quite hot, isn’t it? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4400 This weather really helps you pop out! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4401 I hate Calicornia this time of year. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
4402 Pop it like it's hot, Maisy. 1.1500 0.03273 120 102 18 0
4403 Heck. I might as well have stayed at the movie theatre 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4404 There is not a kernel of truth in what you’re saying. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4405 I don’t know, Pop. This heat makes me want to explode. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4406 Next time we'll take a plaine. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4407 Well, I don't happen to like jokes that aren't corny. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
4408 The bright side is we're finally gonna go to the movies! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4409 It appears that July is bustin' out all over. 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
4410 Show-Off! Go Pop on Your Own Sidewalk! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
4411 We should've used sun screen. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
4412 They said the heat would help shed those last few unwanted ounces. 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
4413 This has got those fried eggs beat 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4414 If heating me up is your game, stop arguing and start flirting. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4415 It's warmer out thant I thought! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4416 Don't pop off like that when you meet my parents, please. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4417 I’m popping mad at you for bringing me out here in the blazing desert sun. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4418 There's not a kernel of truth in anything you say!! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4419 Keep it together, Pops. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4420 Don't get your husk in a bunch. You're GMO. You'll survive... 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
4421 Did you hear? Lenny lost his cool. Totally popped. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
4422 Republicorns finding it harder and harder to deny climate change 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
4423 My god it's hot today. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4424 Old Bell Pepper would be sweating bullets in this heat. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
4425 There's a kernel of truth to what you said, Pop. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4426 Your father's jokes are corny 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
4427 Geez, Greg, can’t you wait until we get to the movie? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4428 It's so hot I'm popping. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4429 It's so embarrassing when you don't use enough conditioner! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4430 Say what you will but global warming is doing wonders for my figure 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4431 Dang it,we forgot our tassels again! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4432 I told you we should have stayed home in the air conditioning. But oh no... 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4433 Sorry about the premature pop 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4434 Yeah, so global warming is popping hot, so what else is new. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4435 Flakes from out West. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4436 I fear we should have listened to those folks on global warming. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4437 The Anthropocene is a myth. The Earth’s climate has always oscillated. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
4438 No climate change, huh? Well, Husky, say good-bye to corn syrup! 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
4439 Binge watching will get the best of me 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
4440 Joe is running late so I just told him to follow the popcorn and he’ll be able to find us. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
4441 We never should have left Indiana. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4442 It’s less traumatic if I don’t shake. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4443 Hey there...nice to see you popping by! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4444 Colonel Redenbacher paused before realizing that his young subordinate had not yet been tested in the heat of battle! 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4445 Feels like we're next... 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4446 So what? Where were they in January when we needed THEIR help? 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4447 Too hot, too cold, I swear Bob you’re always popping off about something! 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4448 It was your idea to come to the New World! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4449 Thanks, New Yorker, for starting a trendy new cliche for how hot it is. Goodbye, frying egg. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4450 Play it cool, you're giving us away! 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4451 I told you to remind to put sunscreen on. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4452 I told you butter didn’t have any SPF 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4453 Peanuts and crackerjacks wouldn't last one day in the streets. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4454 Can you please contain yourself? 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4455 Hey, Ralph! What’s poppin? 1.1485 0.04748 101 91 5 5
4456 I know I sound corny but enjoy the sun , it’s not gonna last long. 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
4457 The coconut oil feels good, but I’m not convinced I’m in on this fad yet 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
4458 I’m sweating kernels out here 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
4459 Next time you “pop out” for a walk, you are on your own. 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
4460 Oh no…the Redenbacher prophecy is true! 1.1484 0.03857 128 113 11 4
4461 My new boss, Mr Redenbacher, thought moving here was a good idea 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4462 Tanning oil might have been a little reckless 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4463 You may have heard. I'm now a Pop. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4464 Nice goin' Wingman, I think you scared them off... 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
4465 I knew we should have used a dandruff shampoo! Now we're going to attract people's attention. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4466 Hey Pop! Let's get out of this heat! 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
4467 Don’t tell me to shut my cornhole! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4468 He always said he wanted to go out with a bang 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4469 " You Army brats. My father was a Colonel, too." -- Leo Sacks, Sunnyside, NY 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4470 Oh, stop popping off will you? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4471 Are you as hot as me? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4472 You've got to be shucking kidding me 1.1481 0.04522 108 97 6 5
4473 Well, that's corny! 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4474 Stop worrying! There isn't a kernel of truth to the rumors we're disappearing! 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
4475 This damn global warming... I just can't keep it together anymore 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4476 Uncle Redenbacher said this might happen 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
4477 And you said there wasn't a kernel of truth to global warming! 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
4478 Keep it together, it’s still morning 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
4479 If that's snow, we're safe. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4480 The Sun has you Pop-spiring! 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
4481 I told you it was too hot outside. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4482 It's a corny caption that goes popping -off in heat like this. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4483 With this heat wave we need to find some shade or it's all over! 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4484 I still don't believe we evolved from apes. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4485 I told you we should go out AFTER the sun sets! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4486 I’ve had three removed but they continue to pop up. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4487 Ironically, though the heat has definitely taken a little out of me, my feet are feeling just fine. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4488 Maybe change your diet? 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4489 Aww,shucks. It's the heat. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4490 Told you so. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4491 Is this what they mean when they say it’s hot enough to fry an egg on the street? 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
4492 Frying an egg on the sidewalk? That's what comes to your mind? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4493 Global Warming? I don’t get it. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4494 I'm sorry I popped off like that, Linda. But that Maize family makes me so angry sometimes. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4495 Now kids, when the sun comes out you get inside quick ! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4496 Told you we should have brought butter. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4497 Blink if climate change has blocked your ears 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4498 He who whiffed it shift it. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4499 Next, you're gonna tell me we should use butter as a sun block. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4500 Butter me up, John. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4501 It's not the heat, it's the humidity! 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
4502 The arguments of climate change deniers blow up. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4503 It's a popper. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4504 Don’t buy that sunscreen again 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4505 Is it my imagination or is it getting hot out here 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4506 I hope they stop for Pod-estrians 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
4507 This climate change thing has got me worried! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4508 I still prefer this to winter weather 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
4509 Top 40 music has really changed my taste. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4510 We may need a higher SPF! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4511 So much for hybrid vigor. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4512 I'm useless if I get burnt. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4513 I don't care what you say, I'm going to Alaska for my holiday. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4514 That Butter is lousy sunblock. 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
4515 I am sweating bullets, are you? 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4516 Well, dip me in caramel and nuts, it sure is a hot day! 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4517 Now I know the meaning of: Corney. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
4518 This place is poppin’! 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
4519 Wichita Falls . . . what could go wrong with a vacation there? 1.1468 0.04289 109 97 8 4
4520 You are so embarrassing... 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4521 You never listen, I told you what the fried egg told me! 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4522 Our hairdresser was right , she said to use keratin so our kernels would be sleeker and not pop 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4523 It time to leave Texas… 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4524 What did the popcorn say to the jack in the box?" "Goddammit not now jack! 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
4525 Snap, Crackle and .....oh, wait, that's already been taken. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
4526 Watch out! I'm popping mad! 1.1466 0.04286 116 104 7 5
4527 We missed the last bus! We'll be corn on the curb for another hour now" " Oh quit your poppin Jack 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
4528 Yo, Pops, which one of you is my daddy? 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
4529 You go get popped While I get shucked! 1.1463 0.03946 123 109 10 4
4530 If I go first, no butter. I'm on a diet. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4531 I don't think we're in Kanas anymore. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
4532 I told you we shouldn't visit Texas 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4533 Got any butter? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4534 You didn’t use depoporant did you. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4535 I told you if we stayed out in the sun too long, we'd start popping. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4536 okay pop off, sun 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4537 I don't care what Lisa said, there isn't a kernel of truth to it! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4538 From field to plastic bag found on the street,my friend. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4539 I hope the bus gets here soon. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4540 I'll pop a kernel in yo ass, ya ear me? 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
4541 How are we supposed to scale up if our only flavor is Canadian Wildfire? 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
4542 This is the end ... we're popcorn! 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4543 You are definitely not an old maid. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4544 I guess butter was not an effective sunblock. 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
4545 I'm feeling kinda light-headed 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4546 I knew you'd flake out. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4547 I knew I should have left my husk at home. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4548 The heat gets to some of us more than others. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4549 Would you just stop popping off like that? 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4550 We should probably head to the movie theater, so we can make some extra cash. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4551 And you were sooooo sure that we should wear these idiotic husks. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
4552 These internet challenges are starting to take a toll. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4553 It’s early summer,” you said. “No need for sunscreen,” you said 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4554 It's climate change my friend an i'mafraid we're going to pop till we drop! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4555 That too, but I said corny. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4556 I'm gonna burn in a minute if I'm not careful. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4557 The movies are out of the question now 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4558 Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4559 Cut it out! no popping until we get to the game. What are people on the bus gonna say? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4560 well excuse me, as if you've never puffed 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4561 There'll probably be a butter shower next. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4562 You didn't know that? Oh yeah, dude — Orville Redenbacher was a slave owner. Or anyway, he definitely looks like he could have been. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4563 Seems food insecurity might be on the rise, for you, me, and Humpty Dumpty over there. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4564 Could you please rub some more butter on my back? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4565 I don't believe in climate change either, but... 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4566 And just how will hot, melted butter help YOU? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
4567 This heat is corny. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4568 You’re always poppin off! Just chill, dude! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
4569 Oh for pop sake! 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4570 I knew once I saw you again something was going to pop off… 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
4571 At least now we’re pop stars. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4572 I’m gassy. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
4573 A Family Planning documentary is showing in this theatre. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4574 Global warming is getting to you too, huh? 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4575 Let's go to a movie 1.1455 0.04627 110 100 4 6
4576 A salty idea just popped in my head ! 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
4577 You wouldn’t happen to have any salt and butter on you, would ya? 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
4578 I told you baby oil is not a sunscreen 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
4579 This is a bit of me, so's that. And that as well. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4580 No, John, I mean, literally, you look like a snack! 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4581 Someone told me butter would fix that issue... 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
4582 Turns out butter is SPF -20. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
4583 I just hope that one of mine doesn’t grow up to become a piece of popcorn. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4584 It's not the heat so much as the humidity. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4585 Sunblock doesn't help, I break out all over. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
4586 I tried putting a heating pad on it but that only made it worse. 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
4587 I'm confused....Am I an ear of corn or... a genetically modified pea pod? 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4588 So big deal! No humidity but a dry heat. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4589 I've heard of Jiffy Pop, but this is ridiculous! 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4590 It's not love, it's the greenhouse effect. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
4591 Cool off, dude 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
4592 I think we need to abort, Alice, I feel like our cover is blown. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
4593 Popping in this heat is bad enough. It's putting on the butter that I really dislike. 1.1452 0.03916 124 110 10 4
4594 If one more jerk smirks out "Is it hot enough for you?", I'm gonna pop him a good one right in the kisser. 1.1450 0.03614 131 115 13 3
4595 Kernel Kirk, I fear we may be having some trouble with tribbles. 1.1447 0.03543 152 135 12 5
4596 None of my injuries stopped me from becoming Colonel. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4597 You're the one who wanted to see Mercury. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4598 I hate these unintentional pop-offs. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4599 What kind of sunscreen are you wearing? Cocoa butter? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4600 Let’s just go popping on the sidewalk 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4601 Of all the ears, I'm like synced with a sun-popping narcissist. Disgust level? Literally off the cob. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4602 Enough with your opinions, Pop! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4603 Really, on our movie date night? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4604 Pop corn!! Bruhh 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4605 I'm not so sure Pop-Pop is a good nickname for you. 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
4606 You're hot. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4607 Father of all jokes my ass. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4608 We need to get into the shade fast! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4609 Whew!" "That was a quick getaway!" 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4610 Even though he doesn't care, I still wanna see Jimmy. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4611 Told you to bring a pop bag. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4612 We were warned that landing in Death Valley would finish us. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4613 This certainly is a corny cartoon! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4614 Who do they think they are to keep popping off like that? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4615 The climate is changing, do you think we are too? Maleni Wiitala Minneapolis Minnesota 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4616 Your hot temper will be the end of you! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4617 Orville Redenbacher said we would lose weight on these sunrise walks but he didn't say how. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4618 I specifically told you not to use popping corn as our escape disguise. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4619 Bloody Poparazzi 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4620 Just let the weight fall right off 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4621 I smell popcorn 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4622 Just act nonchalant when we reach the farmers market. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4623 Your one-liners are corny 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
4624 This party better be worth the dress code. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4625 I told you it was going to be to hot to go for a walk today! 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4626 You are getting heated again 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4627 You wanted to travel to Texas so don't complain. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
4628 Monsanto promised the GMO would make my pops bigger! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4629 Sorry but I'm still not buying climate change. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4630 Swim or be eaten! Jump together. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4631 Why are we stuck with “corny”?? 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4632 The sun's orange again - don't blame me for the smoked popcorn. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4633 Snap, crackle… And… Darn! I always forget the third one! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4634 Let's hope the movie starts late! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4635 Sir! Could you please stop sweating in my direction!?! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
4636 We really should be using a higher SPF on days like this. 1.1441 0.04405 111 100 6 5
4637 Stop singing "Pop Goes The Corn'! 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
4638 The more you pop off, the less I like you. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
4639 Damn, girl, the only way you could get any hotter is if you smiled more. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4640 Oh yeah. I’m a morning person. 1.1441 0.04215 111 99 8 4
4641 It's not the humidity, it's the heat."I 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
4642 How much longer until we are all popped out? 1.1441 0.04405 111 100 6 5
4643 I thought the popcorn setting wasn't working. 1.1441 0.04215 111 99 8 4
4644 The car better arrive or we're buttered. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
4645 See I told you it was a bad idea, but no you had to walk during this heat wave" 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
4646 You said going for a walk is healthy!!! 1.1441 0.04042 118 105 9 4
4647 Well I'll be shucked, turns out popcorn is just corn farts. 1.1440 0.03716 125 110 12 3
4648 not what i meant when i said our halloween costume should be a pop and rock duo 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
4649 MMMMRRRRRGHHH!! AARRRGH!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HIRRRGHAGHGAHGAH!! GOD NO PLEASE RARRRRRGH!! WHY GOD WHY? HURGH!! 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
4650 Be happy we’re not bacon. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4651 Anything yellow becomes the canary in the coal mine. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4652 Climate change sure is helping me lose weight. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4653 If you look, your eyes will pop right out of your head. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4654 For God's sake, stop saying, "Get your popcorn ready!" 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4655 Will Butter help eliminate the Sunburn 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
4656 I see you’ve been into the Chateauneuf-du-Pop again. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4657 That's the last time I eat jalapeño poppers. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4658 How hot is it” “How hot is it’” Why did you have to ask 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4659 I'm almost too pooped to pop. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4660 I told you. Butter is not good for tanning 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4661 I'm popping mad at this heat! 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4662 Geeze Colonel, it’s so hot outside my insides are popping out 1.1429 0.04009 119 106 9 4
4663 I think I stepped in dogshit back there. 1.1429 0.04575 105 95 5 5
4664 I'm about to start perspiring butter. 1.1429 0.04009 119 106 9 4
4665 Too pooped? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
4666 Don't mess with me man. Corn Pop is my homie. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4667 Show some respect, Cornelia has been popped. 1.1429 0.04587 98 88 6 4
4668 Sometimes you need the eggs 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
4669 Next time, try to keep your pop secret. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4670 OK, Brian you made your point. Next time let's just use eggs. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4671 Be careful you don’t slip on one of my flakes and wind up on your ear. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4672 Just once I wish I could have a mom 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4673 Those carbon pills aren’t working, huh? 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4674 Instead of just standing here, we could go to a movie. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
4675 There isn’t a kernel of truth in what you said! 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4676 Don’t you hate it when the neighbors just pop in? 1.1429 0.04009 119 106 9 4
4677 The 3:05 bus is made of unsalted butter. Let's catch the 3:35. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4678 Pop along Mr. Pindread, the sun is setting and we still have to get to the theatre before the movie starts. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4679 No, Margery, I am NOT getting upset! 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
4680 Your feelings for me are downright corny. 1.1429 0.03857 126 112 10 4
4681 I was promised a good time! 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4682 and they say global warming isn’t a problem. Look at us! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4683 They said it was supposed to be hot enough to fry an egg, not pop corn! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4684 Lucky me, look at what I'm drippin' with, little kernels. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4685 This always happens when I get excited. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4686 You are so corny!!! Popping off like that 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
4687 I told you to take the Beano. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4688 This heat wave is eating me alive 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
4689 Nice weather we're having. What's popping? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4690 We should’ve used stronger sunscreen 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
4691 I knew I’d end up salty about this heat wave” 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
4692 It’s so hot…you could fry an egg out here!! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4693 It's the heat AND the humidity. 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
4694 I told you this global warming thing is real. My popscreen factor 50 is no longer effective in this heat. 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
4695 The new guys think they're so hot. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4696 The corns on my feet are hurting, I need to sit down. 1.1417 0.03797 120 106 11 3
4697 Last year’s crop is today’s fuel. Eyes peeled. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
4698 Should have added some tanning oil. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4699 I’m popping hot! 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4700 This is actually benign, it's the butter that'll get you. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4701 Jeez, you need an antiperspirant 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
4702 Global warming--turning us all to movie food. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
4703 Mr. Corn to you… Don’t call me pop. 1.1416 0.04144 113 101 8 4
4704 It was your idea to move to Death Valley. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
4705 And they say there is no global warming!! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4706 I told you we shouldn't go out at the hottest time of the day. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4707 What a day. I must have sweated buckets. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4708 No, I DIDN'T bring any bread crumbs to leave a trail. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4709 …and don’t try to tell me it’s global warming either, Susan! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4710 2 peas in a pod but not alike. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4711 I've asked you not to call me "Pop." 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4712 We're headed to the movies anyway. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4713 Talk about global corning. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4714 Yeah, I guess you could fry an egg on this sidewalk if that’s your thing. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4715 Don't ever talk to me again about frying eggs on the sidewalk hot! 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
4716 We had to cross the road to avoid becoming old maids 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
4717 I told them that’s what would happen if they don’t listen! 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
4718 Hot one today, huh? 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
4719 . Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? 1.1415 0.04534 106 96 5 5
4720 « sometimes I feel like all you see are my vulnerabilities » 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4721 We should have stayed in LA. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4722 This heat is really making me pop off 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
4723 I should have known tanning oil was a bad idea. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4724 We'll never survive this climate change. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4725 The beach is starting to seem like a bad idea. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4726 How corny! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4727 I don't know, but it might be acid indigestion. 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
4728 Yes, it’s hereditary. That’s why Dad told us to call him Pop. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4729 We will pop ourselves out sweating in this heat 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
4730 Did you get popped? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4731 Try not to jiggle, you’ll make it worse. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4732 I told you Phoenix was not for everybody... 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4733 You are simply poppin' great with you feel good buttery flavor! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4734 This is why I hate the desert sun 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4735 I know! The bus is late, the weather's hot, I'm all ear and never listening. You're always popping off about something! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4736 No more canola oil sunscreen! 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
4737 My wife keeps saying that ‘I’m different now’ but I told her I’m just evolving 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4738 Do you still think global warming isn't real? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4739 I'm so popping hot that I fear I'll be compost after dinner. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4740 Man that party was poppin' I hope we can find an uber 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4741 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD NOT MOVE TO TEXAS!!! 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4742 No where to run, no where to hide 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4743 Climate change! My kernels are popping in the sun. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4744 The heat irritates my kernels. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4745 Don't worry... the next phase in your transhuman process is the development of your mouth. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4746 I am a huge Bergman fan, but I am not going to an outdoor showing of Persona tonight. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4747 There’s been a hot time in the old pot tonight. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4748 This time of year is when we all popspirate so much, but it always corns as a surprise each July! 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
4749 I told you we’d need an UBER XL 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4750 Husk up, buddy! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
4751 Hey Pop - stop being so corny! 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
4752 There you go. Popping off again over nothing. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4753 Pop left without us. I think he's pissed. 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
4754 It’s similar to when humans perspire in the heat, but we make more noise. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4755 Corn-gratulations, Dad! I'm so proud that you are my Pop Corn. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4756 Damn it, Gary. It’s just a late bus. Keep your cool. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4757 No kidding--you've got a podcast, too? 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
4758 I'm working on knowing my inner husk. 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
4759 I mean, you could pop a corn on the side meat in this heat! 1.1404 0.04109 114 102 8 4
4760 Keep your eyes peeled. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
4761 I want to choke whoever thought of this popcorn promotion. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4762 Did you forget the butter? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4763 When's sunset? 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4764 I told you we’d make it. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4765 Hold your kernels! Popping off isn’t so good for longevity… 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4766 Let’s make the day pop with possibilities! 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4767 Those 5 o’clock meetings really get me hot under the collar. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4768 If you think this is bad, just wait till it starts raining caramel! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4769 Alas,poor Poppy. I knew him Corny,a fellow of infinite jest,of most excellent fancy. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4770 I still say global warming is fake news. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4771 We can never find the right setting. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4772 No matter what, Pop will always be with us. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4773 My dermatologist says I need to move to a colder climate. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4774 You have to stopping thinking about Judy. You are prematurely popping. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4775 SPF 212 too expensive for you, too? 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4776 These wildfires are really getting out of hand. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4777 I can’t believe that’s not butter, Frank. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4778 Calm down before you go full arepa. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4779 We need to find a bowl and butter, quickly! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
4780 Oy, so hot I'm schvitzing popcorn 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
4781 No, not global warming, I just needed a nosh. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4782 Stop buttering me with your eyes. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4783 How much longer do you think it will be until we "pop"? Dan A. Palombo New York City 1.1400 0.04718 100 91 4 5
4784 Climate change? There's a kernel of truth to it 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
4785 I hear the heat is getting to you! 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4786 Remember when we were only Corn and not Flakes? 1.1400 0.04718 100 91 4 5
4787 I told you not to apply too much sun cream 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4788 Have you seen Jiffy Pop around? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4789 Shame about these butter shortages. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4790 We should check on the eggs 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4791 You wanted your outfit to look poppin' 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4792 Let me do the talking. You don't have a mouth. 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
4793 It's the sun, son. Corny, pop! 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
4794 Uh-oh, I don't think we'll see a Hollywood movie ending. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4795 I know it's hot. Stop popping off about it! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4796 You see a stick of butter walking down the street and you just go ape, Bob, don't you? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4797 I know it's hot, but you don't have to pop off at me! 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4798 Now just calm down. A heated argument will be our undoing. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4799 Does this look like popcorn to you? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4800 Geez, I’ll bet you could fry an egg on the sidewalk! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4801 I can't seem to shake my puffin' top. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4802 I know you want the sun kissed look, but I bet they'll come up with research someday proving that tanning butter is linked to premature popping syndrome. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4803 Same as always, shucked and unable to stop popping 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4804 Forget the sidewalk. This Texas summer is an air popper. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4805 Told you it was to hot over here. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4806 I guess this global warming is real! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4807 Didn’t you say we wouldn't see the effects in our lifetime? 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
4808 No, butter does not have an SPF number. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4809 This is why they told us that LA is too hot for folks from the Midwest 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4810 Did we pack any butter? 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
4811 All we need is butter. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4812 Stop glaring at me or I'll escort you right back inside before you get your mouth. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4813 Waiting for the bus can really make me pop off 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4814 Ow. Ow. Ouch. Ow. 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
4815 I can't believe it! It's actually hit 180! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4816 WHEW.....I'M JUST TO POOPED TO POP 1.1392 0.05324 79 72 3 4
4817 Adolph, you have to stop being such a hothead!! 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4818 I told you - use antiperspirant on humid days! 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4819 There but for the grace of God go us. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4820 I'm not sure I like this popcorn diet. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4821 Chill out! I was just kidding! 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4822 They’re always so salty in this neighborhood. 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4823 I told you we shouldn't come out in this heat. We are beginning to pop 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4824 I told you climate change was real! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4825 I auditioned but they said I needed orthodontics. 1.1389 0.04254 108 97 7 4
4826 It's only dawn and already crackling from the heat! 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
4827 You remember that song, Pop Goes the We Both? 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4828 I told you Nebraska was a bad choice 1.1389 0.04254 108 97 7 4
4829 I’m just standing here, minding my own business, and this illustrator decides to draw a bunch of flatulence clouds around me. I’m not gassy. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4830 It's so hot you can pop corn on this sidewalk! 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
4831 Aw shucks! I'm still popping my corn faster than you. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4832 s Did you at least remember the salt and butter? 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
4833 You ever feel like life is one giant maize? 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4834 Carl’s microwave therapy does have some startling side effects. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4835 This global warming is creating havoc with my body. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4836 The more you pop off, the more husky you become" 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4837 Thought you said there would be a weasel here. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4838 The way these kids keep popping off, I’m ready to send them back to school early. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4839 There was supposed to be a chicken. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4840 How about if I call you Dad and not Pop? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4841 Two minutes in this Texas heat and we’re already starting to pop. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4842 I'm roasting out here. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4843 'Wear your husk' she said! 'You'll be cold' she said! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4844 I’ve underscored the risks, but they insist that cooling off in a movie theater is better than sweating it out with 113 siblings. 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
4845 You’re really poppin’ me off now… 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
4846 This heat's making me break out 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4847 We should have used more sunscreen. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4848 Summer, Ozempic, same thing. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4849 Watch your pops, Dwayne. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4850 Want to hear a corny story 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4851 You're shedding! 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4852 Any more of this and the cows will think it's snow and freeze to death." 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4853 I’m telling you, there is an after life. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4854 You said it was husk weather. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4855 I was waiting for the heat wave to catch up with us 1.1382 0.03885 123 110 9 4
4856 Boy it's hot today! 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
4857 “We should have put on sunscreen with higher SPF protection.” 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
4858 Wow! It’s so HOT that I’m starting to POP! 1.1382 0.03331 123 107 15 1
4859 It’s a shared road to the kitchen, Frank. Jason Weitzel, Jenkintown, Pa. (For previous week - please forgive - I was traveling without connection in Costa Rica! :) 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4860 We need to get out of the sun. 1.1379 0.04042 116 104 8 4
4861 Did you bring the butter? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4862 When you can fry eggs on the sidewalk, that’s hot! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4863 Great. Now we'll be popped out before we even get to the party. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4864 I didn’t say “I popped my cork!” 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4865 No, you said, we don't have to move to Canada. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4866 No more dad jokes! 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4867 Repeat after me. This is my time to pop. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4868 I’m seeing someone about anger issues - I can’t help but pop off when things get heated 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4869 Be glad you didn’t see what happened to that egg on this sidewalk yesterday. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4870 Leave it to the suits to put the annual meeting in Texas in July! 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4871 Climate Change. It's so hot we're already popping. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4872 Got any melted butter? We could open a roadside stand. I got a friend with a Kool Aid concession . . . 1.1376 0.04217 109 98 7 4
4873 My Two Pops" What was the problem with that 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4874 She sad my jokes are Corny 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4875 I don't think this is what our agent meant when he said we had to pop. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4876 Obviously, climate change is the reason our kernels are popping. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4877 This sure is making me thirsty. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4878 I can deal with drought, but this is where I draw the line. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4879 If I HAD heard a pop, which I didn’t, it would only make sense to have been from solar flares 1.1376 0.04217 109 98 7 4
4880 I told you global warming was real: we didn't even make it to the Orville Redenbacher factory. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4881 Sweet or salty? 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4882 They keep saying, "The Eyes Have It", but you & I know it's the ears, right POP? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4883 What's so great about popcorn anyway? 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4884 You forgot the sunscreen 🧴 again 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4885 I didn't realize this was what you meant when you said we would be back in a jiffy . 1.1371 0.03681 124 110 11 3
4886 Great, now we can't go to the movies. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4887 They didn’t have any eggs. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4888 If this bus doesn't show up soon, I'm gunna pop off. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4889 We should have brought sunscreen now that there is global warming! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4890 Pop off, Sister. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4891 I told you it was to hot to take a walk without causing a scene. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4892 I think thr children got too much sun. 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
4893 You're full of hot air. There's not a kernel of truth in anything you say. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4894 we should have taken an evening train 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4895 Climate change and premature popcorn is definitely going to have long term consequences to our relationship 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4896 Oops! I forgot the sunblock 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4897 The poparazzi is everywhere in this town. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4898 I’m feeling pressured. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4899 Dang. Forgot the sunscreen again. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4900 How much did we spend on these essential oils? 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
4901 Don't you call me 'sugar' anymore! 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
4902 I told you we were out of butter! 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
4903 Sorry! I’m just really excited. I got a job at a movie theater. 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4904 "I suppose I should be making some sort of corny comment" 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4905 I’m about to pop off on this cabbie! 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
4906 Call the kettle corny 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
4907 It's too damn hot. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4908 I didn't think that global warming was this bad 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4909 I guess if you can fry an egg on the sidewalk,you can pop corn off the cob in this heat 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4910 We need a butter with more SPF ! 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4911 Don’t worry about them. This train has a special car for people going to the Times Square costume party. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4912 This heat is popping my nerves. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4913 See, Phil, I told you this new park is fire! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4914 I liked it better when the kids called me Dad. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4915 Global warming is no joke. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4916 Did someone pop your corn? 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4917 No, it's not the pickleball court, I'm sorry to say. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4918 Uh oh it's getting hot enough to be popped, might as well get the butter out. 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
4919 Another hot one today. Sun’s coming up and already more kids are popping out. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4920 Wow Cornelius, you really popped off. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4921 If the bus takes any longer we'll have to go to the movie theater. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4922 Today I feel like I'm poppin, you? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4923 Calm down! You know what happens when you get overheated. donna sorbello, Ma 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4924 Clearly, we're twins and related. Society isn't ready for another hybrid. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4925 I told you global warming would start to make us pop 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4926 Look I told you going to a MAGA rally was a bad idea. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4927 ain't it awful, the heat, ain't it awful? 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4928 I can’t stop hopping, because it’s so darn hot I’m popping! 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4929 Wow,this heat wave is really getting to me! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4930 I told you global warming would be an issue. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4931 It's hard to keep your feelings secret when you are a corn cob. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4932 We're really popping off" "Greg, I can't with you in this heat 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4933 We'll need a stronger sunscreen for tomorrow's walk. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4934 I said, "Main, but you said, let's try Texas." 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4935 Reminds me of the good old days when things weren't so hot 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
4936 Your anger is air-popping me apart. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4937 There you go popping your mouth off again! 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4938 Can we get out of the sun? I’m starting to pop. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4939 Let’s take the bus, you said. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4940 Sometimes I ask myself, " Is this all there is?" 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4941 Come on kids, let’s hurry home before we lose you in the rain! 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4942 It's the heat. Geez, stop looking at me like that. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4943 Apparently,your anger management class is not working very well is it? 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4944 Should we cross the road, or would that be corny? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4945 It's poppin' hot today!🔥 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4946 Hey-did your ear just pop too? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4947 I’m worried about climate change…really worried! 1.1356 0.03165 118 102 16 0
4948 Fry an egg? That's nothin! 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4949 Why did they genetically modify us to feel pain? 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4950 These heatwaves just keep popping up. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4951 I hope there is a cream against this... 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4952 Forget it, let's just go to the movies. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4953 Did you see the butter sneaking up on us behind the mountain? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4954 Hey Pop, did you forget corn oil and salt? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4955 Many may tell you that those are popcorn kernels caused by global warming, but actually they are hail pellets caused by global warming. 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
4956 Some of us can take the heat better than others. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4957 Is this what they mean to ‘pop off’ or are we taking it too literally? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4958 That statement doesn't have a kernel of truth! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4959 This climate change joke is just too corny. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4960 Yes, your sunspots are noticeable. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4961 So, you weren't really too pooped to pop after all. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4962 Let’s get out of this heat and go see a movie. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4963 They all said it was a dry heat. Next year Seattle 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4964 If it gets any hotter, we'll be made into tobacco pipes that dangle between the lips of a couple at tomorrow's Trump rally. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4965 If the police come, we say the weasel ran into the bushes 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4966 I always feel skinnier when I’ve got a bit of a tan 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4967 I told you we should have listened to Dracula 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4968 at what point can you still say you have your kernel intact? 1.1353 0.03505 133 118 12 3
4969 Quit trying to butter me up. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4970 The heat’s making me pop. Hoping for some butter weather. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4971 I told the kids to stay out of the sun." Paula von Schmid, Mechanicsburg, P 1.1351 0.04145 111 100 7 4
4972 I hate it Ear. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4973 You call this hot?! 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4974 Cocoa butter is our friend. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4975 I hoped they'd have a longer shelf life than us. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4976 Are you hot? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4977 He who smelt it dealt it 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4978 Have you seen George? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4979 You want some butter with that? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4980 Not to worry. They look like popcorn shrimp. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4981 This climate change is going to be the death of me. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4982 Hey mom, what happened to pop? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4983 Not yet.... wait till we get to the theatre. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4984 Time to pop off to Orville Redenbacker's. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4985 Stop telling me to ‘pop off’ 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4986 Watch out! Don’t even talk to that Colonel Sanders guy. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4987 Yeah, sure — it’s a “ dry” heat, but I think I’m loosing it! 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4988 You bring any butter? 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4989 Did you think we would be needing butter? 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4990 We shouldn't have put butter on. I'm melting out here. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4991 Another heartflash? 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4992 At least maybe now we can go to the movies. 1.1346 0.04333 104 94 6 4
4993 Maybe if we weren’t so husky we wouldn’t have this issue 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4994 Now do you believe me about climate change? 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4995 I knew the AMC index was too high for us to be out here like this. 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
4996 This humidity does a number on my kernels. 1.1346 0.04333 104 94 6 4
4997 Beats the daylights outta volunteering for the popcorn brigade ! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4998 I look terrible – stop trying to butter me up. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4999 I hate baseball season. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5000 This is it, son. Be the change you want to see in the world. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5001 You just had to get the butter flavored sunscreen. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
5002 That's it, we're doomed. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5003 So that’s why they call you, Pop. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5004 Not good to be in Texas during a heat wave! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5005 I told you suntan lotion was a bad idea. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
5006 "I have a yen for some butter. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
5007 Well there goes my summer bod 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
5008 See, I told you not to oil up today. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
5009 I should have known something was up when my kids stopped calling me 'Dad'. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
5010 Now this comic is down right corny! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
5011 I told you that Arizona is too hot now!!! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
5012 Why are they dropping all this popcorn on us? 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
5013 i knew we shouldn’t have visited Columbia, SC in June 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5014 It’s gettin hot in here, so pop off all your kernels” 🎶🎵🎼🎵 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
5015 This global warming is beginning to be a problem! 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
5016 We had better take cover before noon. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
5017 I'm getting tired of your popping off at me! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
5018 Kinda Bessemery, huh. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
5019 I'm roasting in this heat my kernels are popping! I told you we shouldn't have left the house without applying some compound butter! 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
5020 I'll be popped out before you! 1.1339 0.03421 127 112 13 2
5021 Sorry, I run hot. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
5022 Corn Puffs for breakfast? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
5023 We should’ve brought the coco butter. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
5024 Cremated corn cobs!! That's a new one on me. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
5025 I feel sorry for the eggs. 1.1333 0.04294 105 95 6 4
5026 I feel like getting a dog 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5027 Some tanning lotion would have been nice! 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
5028 Caulicorn? What’s the point? 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
5029 Well, I don't think it's so sweet. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5030 I'm moving back to New York before I lose all my Kernals 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
5031 It's so hot, Im popping before I'm shucked. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
5032 Well, I hope your friends enjoyed the sun while they lasted, but I'm heading in. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
5033 Oh Pop! Maybe NOW we can work at the movie theater... 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
5034 This global warming will be the end of us. Jonathan Schmerling, Pittsburgh, Pa. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
5035 I told you not to put on suntan lotion. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5036 Well, it's better than candy corn. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
5037 I told you this new weather guy was accurate 1.1333 0.04793 90 82 4 4
5038 What is it about hard corn? 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
5039 I hear it’s so hot out today, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
5040 Told you it was hot today!!" #corn 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
5041 Too much sun has its risks.” 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
5042 Looks like the weather’s going to be hot today 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
5043 I'm frying. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
5044 There you go, popping off again. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
5045 Seems Ernie's forgot his sunscreen today 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
5046 We're popped! Thank you global warning!!! 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
5047 Yeah....that's impressive....but can you do underarm sound effects? 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
5048 This argument officially got too heated. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
5049 I have popped most of my corn. I will be glad when winter get here. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5050 Wait...did you give me sunscreen, or sun tan oil? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5051 I don't care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says-- I still think climate change is a myth. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5052 How could you forget to pick up our youngest kernel from school today again?! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5053 If that bus doesn’t come before the sun gets any higher, we are screwed! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
5054 The only part I like is when they smear the butter on. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
5055 I think it’s time to rake this climate change thing serious. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
5056 Is this what the kids mean by ‘pop off?’ 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
5057 When they get here, don't be corny. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5058 But the humidity is the problem, right, Gerald? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5059 I don't know, I still think global warming is a myth. 1.1322 0.03701 121 108 10 3
5060 This diet is really working. Oh baby that oil feels good all over! Just 15 more minutes in the sun, Sanders. The pounds are just flying off of me. 1.1322 0.03701 121 108 10 3
5061 Be careful of the trucks when crossing the highway or you're end up as cornmeal 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5062 You said I"d love retirement." 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5063 So you’re saying there’s a big corn industry in the San Bernardino Valley? 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5064 So he said, "Can you... h...ear me now?" and I was like" Yeah I've h...ear...ed that one before" 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
5065 I still say global warming is a hoax 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5066 You’re farting again. 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5067 It’s not the heat, it’s actually the humidity 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5068 How do you identify? 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
5069 Climate change disrupted my parenting plans… 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
5070 These outfits really pop 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
5071 It's popn' hot" 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
5072 You just HAD to see if it was hot enough to fry an egg out here, didn’t you? 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
5073 Another hot flush?” “Yes! Obviously! 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
5074 Do you hear that popping sound? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5075 Stop popping off! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5076 You might grow legs, they said. You might grow a face, they said. No one said nothing about popping my own kernels. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
5077 We still have it easier than the tomatoes. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
5078 What’re we gonna do in this heat. I think we’re shucked. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
5079 Ethanol or bust 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5080 I think we're screwed, Colonel. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
5081 Pop, it's too hot out here 1.1319 0.04742 91 83 4 4
5082 We just had to move to Arizona, didn't we? 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
5083 That's not why their called cobblestones. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5084 You used sunscreen again, didn't you? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5085 This heat is starting to make me feel a little corn-fused! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5086 I told you not to have so much butter. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5087 Hot enough for ya? Too corny? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5088 Today is popping Cornelius 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5089 Pops, you could really fry an egg out here! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5090 Thought I’d just Pop Over …! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5091 Vacation in Arizona," you said. " It will be relaxing," you said 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
5092 I'm too pooped to pop, no matter how hot it is. 1.1316 0.03843 114 102 9 3
5093 Think c-o-o-l... think c-o-o-l... 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
5094 I told you it was too hot to walk.” 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
5095 Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care 1.1313 0.04459 99 90 5 4
5096 I feel lighter already. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
5097 It's not corny for a couple to wear the same outfit right? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5098 They're saying that with climate change, we'll be completely popped by the year 2100. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
5099 So I guess our first clue shoulda been the guy we passed frying the egg. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5100 SPF 50 I said. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
5101 This side of town used to be corny, but now it’s really popping off 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
5102 Corny? My jokes aren’t corny, I’m your Pop. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
5103 It's hotter than a hot air popper out here! 1.1313 0.04459 99 90 5 4
5104 Did you notice that bus driver wore dentures? 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
5105 Sun's up! Let's get popping. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
5106 If it gets any hotter we won’t be able to hear each other! 1.1313 0.04459 99 90 5 4
5107 That's not hot 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5108 Yeah, right. A conveyor belt - what could go wrong? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
5109 If we don't shut up, we soon be pop-less 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5110 Hand me the butter, Stan. We're fucked. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
5111 How hot is it? Ear-popping hot. 1.1308 0.04217 107 97 6 4
5112 I told you using butter instead of sunscreen was a bad idea! 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
5113 Who knew street Husking was such a tough gig… 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
5114 Let's retire to Phoenix you said. Good going Gladys!! 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
5115 I thought you said cloudy with a chance of meatballs. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
5116 You really should try sun protection. You're gonna be completely popped before the bus arrives. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
5117 I guess my new sunscreen is not pop-proof. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
5118 Well our ride to the farm stand just left. Do we hoof it, or just sit here and rot in the sun? 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5119 Global warming will prevent us from even getting to market! 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
5120 now it is us, who must find our way out of their maze 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
5121 Bar-b-que in Des Moines. You? 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
5122 Global warming's gonna kill us. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
5123 My life just hot flashed before my eyes. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5124 Darn! I forgot my purse. Keep my caramel in it. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
5125 Let's go show THIS to those climate change deniers!! 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5126 I feel the future passing before my eyes 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5127 Unless we do something about climate change, my doctor gives me just 20 years before I'm completely popped out. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5128 El Choclo”? It’s a tango named after us. Can you tango? It takes tw 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
5129 Don't pop off like that to me. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5130 Climate change is just a husk. 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
5131 Got gas? 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
5132 I shouldn’t have eaten those beans 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5133 It's hard to be optimistic when global warming is causing all these automatic poppings. 1.1301 0.03456 123 109 12 2
5134 I don't know if it's the heat or the caffeine making me pop off. 1.1301 0.03643 123 110 10 3
5135 That damn microwave really screwed us. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5136 Okay, Okay. Note to self. Don't take public transportation in the summer. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
5137 Climate change is making me pop! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5138 Have you tried an anti-dandruff shampoo? 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5139 Something , something global warming. 1.1300 0.04640 100 92 3 5
5140 I don't know why. I've just always preferred "Dad" to "Pop". 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
5141 I told you we should wear sunscreen. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5142 It’s not the heat—it’s the tumidity. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5143 I'd love to join you for a drink but, frankly, I'm popped 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
5144 You're really getting on my kernels! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5145 Admit it, I can always tell when you’re hot and bothered. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
5146 I may be full of hot air, but it made me who I am today. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5147 Quick, put some pop screen on my back. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5148 Ugh! Global warming just pops my corn 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
5149 Let’s pop these babies out before the movie 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
5150 They told us that ears (of corn) pop at high altitude and you didn’t believe me 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
5151 On the other hand, my wife swears by it, says it has a 'deep exfoliating effect' or some such nonsense. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
5152 Another two minutes out here and I’ll either be completely burnt or perfectly fine — there’s really no way to tell. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5153 SCOTUS has made this much harder to control. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5154 Boy, I could go for a butter bath. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5155 Ugh! Should have brought the sunscreen! 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5156 Not a word about the worms! 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5157 We must considere seriously to move to the moon. 1.1296 0.04179 108 98 6 4
5158 Don’t pop before we get into the cinema! 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5159 Told ya we should have worn sunscreen 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
5160 How enough for ya, hot enough for ya, how enough for ya? 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
5161 If the global warming naysayers could see us now! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5162 Knock knock 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5163 Honestly,sometimes you just pop off for no reason at all! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5164 I hope you remembered to put on your sunscreen! 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5165 Ok, Bill - pop off. 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
5166 I see the cotton ball wizard got to you too 1.1293 0.03129 116 101 15 0
5167 I hope it won't be politically correct 1.1293 0.03129 116 101 15 0
5168 The other conveyor belt was daily grind. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
5169 Was this the best spot to scatter Gerald’s ashes? 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
5170 I told you this would happen if you watch too much Corn-Hub 1.1293 0.04158 116 106 5 5
5171 We should've gone into theater. A climate-controlled one. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5172 If you say "I'm huffing and puffing" one more time... 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5173 I'm regretting my choice of Tanning Oil #5 this morning; butter would have been more apropos 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5174 See how the sun easily pops the strays 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
5175 Now is not the time to not be buttered. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5176 If we had hands,we could bag this stuff and make a fortune. Whew! ‘Sure is hot again today! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5177 Don't you think this is a bit corny? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5178 There goes a kernal truth about climate change 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5179 "Slather yourself in butter," she said. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5180 If you want to know what's happening, keep your ear to the vox pop 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5181 Does it count if my sweat is butter? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5182 Please pass the salt and butter." 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
5183 Sure hope we “pop” like this on Broadway 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5184 This heat has got me so popping mad! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5185 It’s so damn hot that OH FUCK! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR KERNELS?!?! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
5186 When you said you would "pop on over," you weren't kidding. 1.1288 0.03298 132 117 13 2
5187 Oh Cobbie , we are Plucked! 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
5188 Hmmm, maybe we should have gone with the SPF 50 after all... 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5189 Regardless of the DNA results, I'll always be your Poppy. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
5190 I’m thinking flash frozen is better than this! 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5191 This heatwave is making my ears pop 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5192 This is why we should still be wearing masks. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
5193 AH! Climate change Summer 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
5194 I knew Popcorn. He was great when he was a colonel. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
5195 I told you to put the butter screen on. 1.1287 0.04374 101 92 5 4
5196 THIS is why a can of Boston baked beans has only 239 beans!! 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5197 Why is it that whenever we have a heat wave, people treat me like some kind of leper? 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
5198 Insert corny global-warming joke here… 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
5199 You popping off again??!! 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5200 Aren’t you tired of being corn? 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5201 Wouldja look at this. It's 5 a.m. and we're making something nobody will want for another sixteen hours. There has to be a way to bottle this stuff up. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
5202 These Redenbacherians are becoming seriously annoying. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
5203 If that bus doesn't come soon we'll miss the movie. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5204 At this rate we'll be in the bag before the sun's over the yardarm. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
5205 Remind me, why did we move from California to Texas? 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
5206 So you still think climate change isn’t real? Not even your tough husk can save you now my friend. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
5207 I have an inkling somewhere nearby someone is about to read through a heated comment section 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5208 They say it’s a great day for hay. 1.1282 0.03941 117 106 7 4
5209 As shucks, I am just popping mad. 1.1280 0.03403 125 111 12 2
5210 It’s hotter’n popcorn, or do you have Coronavirus? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5211 Would you please quit popping off. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5212 So, do you believe me now when I tell you this global warming thing isn’t a hoax? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5213 This microwaved generation is just to clingy 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5214 I sure hope the bus has air conditioning. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5215 Phsst, fry an egg on the sidewalk, they need to see what REAL hot is 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5216 I thought “hot enough to pop popcorn” was just a stupid metaphor. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5217 At first, I thought it was July 4th firecrackers–happens to me every year around this time. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
5218 gonna be a scorcher! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5219 Passing gas, huh? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
5220 Thesse high temperatures with climate change will be the death of us yet!! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5221 No, no tanning oil, we need sunblock! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5222 Don't worry. Tomorrow is cloudy with a chance of butter. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5223 It is all the fault of climate change. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5224 I've just had it with your corny jokes. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
5225 Sorry, Ethanol, I'm kind of gassy. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5226 I just hate humidity hair. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5227 Global warming - it's gone too far! 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5228 If only I could have your ear, we could make someone’s movie. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5229 Go ahead, say it. You were right about the sunscreen. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5230 Did you catch the SPF rating on that butter? 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5231 Hard to hide an "ear on" 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5232 I told if you popped your top your kernels would be showing. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5233 Yes thank you so much for pointing out my dandruff, you salty corn on the cock. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5234 I’m hot Really? 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5235 When pickle and salad season are over we can shed these ridiculous getups in the zucchini patch. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5236 Watch out! Mr. Redenbacher has been here again. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5237 Who let the sun out? 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
5238 Is that you Pop? 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5239 Let's not loose ourselves 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
5240 That's what I call a kernel malfunction. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
5241 I really don’t recommend cleaning your ear out on public. That’s not wax! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5242 Keep your smut to yourself. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
5243 What are the odds this is the base reality? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5244 Now that I have your ear... 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
5245 With this heat, I don't think we can make it 1.1273 0.03898 110 99 8 3
5246 Just wait until your mouth pops open!!!! 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5247 Should we wear more clothing or less when it's hot like this? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5248 It's so hot - I'm popping. Get it? 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5249 Did you remember to bring the melted butter? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5250 I don't like it better!, Orville Redenbacher 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
5251 Sorry Carl but your contemporary pop art performance pieces just aren't paying off. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
5252 I can see why they call you Pop! 1.1271 0.03080 118 103 15 0
5253 I think we were wrong about hot yoga. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5254 I shouldn't have eaten all those beans. 1.1268 0.03294 142 127 12 3
5255 It's okay, Kernel! Everything's poppin'! 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
5256 When the pimp's in the crib ma “Pop it like it’s hot” 1.1265 0.02981 166 148 15 3
5257 Something popped up earlier, but I'm all ears now. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5258 No! I do NOT want to see your ‘butter’ dispenser 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
5259 No, it's not like being a teenaged boy having erections. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5260 You know, up north we’d stop popping, and they have water! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5261 Forget about frying an egg on the pavement 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
5262 This sunrise is going to blow your mind! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5263 It's the 'Pop it like it's Hot' TikTok Challenge. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5264 Stop Tooting 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5265 So, do you think that cold front will get here soon? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5266 I asked you to check the weather app beforehand!! Now we can eat ourselves on this godawful picnic 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5267 Maybe we should try SPF50 next time? 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
5268 You clearly missed a spot on me. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
5269 I thought you were wearing the banana costume again. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
5270 Is this happening to us because we're on our way to a movie? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
5271 I thought you said ‘he waved’… 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
5272 Yeah, but the climate has always been changing. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5273 I can't eat corn. It gets stuck in my teeth. Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
5274 And you thought frying an egg on the sidewalk meant it was hot. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
5275 I told you we shouldn’t have used tanning oil 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
5276 Orville, try to keep it together. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
5277 Ridiculous to try to escape. We’re destined to be popped. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5278 This is not what I imagined when you said we moving to Hollywood would give us opportunities in the movie business. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5279 It's popping till sunset. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
5280 Are you headed to the new Indiana Jones movie, or to a Democratic watch party for Tump? 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
5281 I can’t stand the heat of a presidential campaign! 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
5282 This migration thing is really gonna elavate us , Maisie! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5283 Why can't they just fry an egg here like in the good old days? 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5284 If this climate change thing gets any worse we'll be cob! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5285 Now you know how vampires feel. 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
5286 There is a saying in old mother Russia, куй железо пока горячо, which means 'strike while the iron is hot'. In our case, I think that's a bad idea. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
5287 You always pop too soon! 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5288 If you kids don't stop popping off, we are going straight home. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5289 I know, l know… don’t say it 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
5290 Seems a pop-up store needs a little something more? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5291 Man, it's hot! 1.1250 0.03032 120 105 15 0
5292 Sunscreen? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5293 Did you bring the melted butter? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5294 For heaven's sake, why did you choose "Pops" as the name for our kids to call you? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5295 How much more do we have to shed not to be called husky? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5296 I warned you I bloat in the heat . . . 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5297 We’re not young corn, you have to go max SPF 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5298 Oh well, we need the rain. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5299 You still global warming is a hoax?!! 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5300 How did you go in the pop quiz 1.1250 0.03463 120 107 11 2
5301 I am losing my kernel of truth. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5302 Sure could use some lotion ... like... butter. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5303 Oh shucks. I knew we shouldn't have stripped down because of the summer heat. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5304 Don't expect a lot of sympathy. We were born to do this, global warming or no global warming. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5305 Climate Change is killing us. The world will be depleted of kernels by 2030. 1.1250 0.03328 128 114 12 2
5306 Popcarn always smells good. 1.1250 0.03254 120 106 13 1
5307 Earing aids don't help. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
5308 Popping hot, isn't it? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5309 It’s so hot out my kernels are popping. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5310 If I knew it was going to be this hot, I would have brought butter! 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5311 Bruce, this heat is turning you into a flake. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5312 I told you to put sunscreen on your ear 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5313 Climate change is real! And the temperature is poppin'. 1.1250 0.03328 128 114 12 2
5314 Warn me next time you pop off like that. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5315 At this rate of pop, if the train doesn't come soon there won't be enough seats for all of us. 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
5316 Climate change or not, I said I didn't want to shuck. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5317 I didn't say I was waiting for butter.I said I was waiting for a bus. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5318 All right, Pop, enough with the Dad jokes. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5319 If it gets any hotter, I’ll take a layer off. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
5320 Oh! She’s not as hot as you, dear. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
5321 Pollen count? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5322 I told him not to get so close to that fire! 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5323 This sun is really giving me popcorn. 1.1250 0.03660 120 108 9 3
5324 I think your “Climate Denier” button just popped off. 1.1250 0.03831 112 101 8 3
5325 It’s not the heat that’ll get ya, but the humidity. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5326 they say never let them see you sweat but this cant be the best solution 1.1250 0.03831 112 101 8 3
5327 You sure know how to stink up a place. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
5328 This breeze is the only thing keeping us from getting popped! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5329 Bob, this isn't a good look for us. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
5330 Fred, we have got to get out of here, this Phoenix heat is too much.” 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
5331 This heat really pops my kernels! 1.1240 0.03482 129 116 10 3
5332 There's not a kernel of truth in what you just said, and I'm really seamed about it. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
5333 This global warming thing makes me come a part. 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
5334 Don’t try, I know it’s you 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
5335 Do you what that’s worth at AMC? 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5336 Let's sell our global warming interaction patent to Orville Redenbacher 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
5337 Now do you understand why the cat jumped off the roof. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
5338 Happens after every indictment... 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
5339 Premature Evacuation 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5340 Damn it Doris, I told you we stayed at the party too long! 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
5341 So, you still don't believe in climate change? 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5342 We'd better go under the boardwalk before we pop it all 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
5343 I think that sunscreen was butter 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5344 I think we should head on home. The kids are getting restless. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
5345 I need a stronger corn-ditioner. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
5346 Lemme guess, you're on that new popcorn diet? 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5347 Call me dad, not pops. It makes me feel like my shelf life is coming soon. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5348 Damn those pesky hot flashes! 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5349 I told you using butter as lotion was a bad idea." 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5350 Who needs a fried egg on a sidewalk? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5351 Good morning, sun.” “Good morning, pop.” 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5352 ahh half shucks! 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
5353 I guess 'hot enough to fry an egg' applies to us, too. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5354 I should have lathered on some SPF50 caramel, if I knew this was going to happen. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
5355 You’re always ready to pop off for no reason 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5356 I'm being stalked,aren't I? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
5357 The heat is killing me, I keep popping 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
5358 GMO? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5359 God I hate climate change. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5360 Shit is fr popping off this summer. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5361 If it gets any warmer, we'll be living in the "popcorn state". 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5362 I wish you'd stop popping off about global warming! Dominic Martelli, Sicklerville, N. J. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
5363 For the nth time, stop calling me Pop. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5364 Just remember, the heat is just in your head. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5365 You can pop off all you want, you’re not getting anything from me. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
5366 you said we wouldn't need any sunscreen 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5367 Dear, you need to use a higher level of sunscreen to keep from popping! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5368 Haven't you ever perspired before? 1.1228 0.03555 114 102 10 2
5369 This may sound corny, but the sun just makes me want to burst out with joy 1.1228 0.03555 114 102 10 2
5370 My wife told me I'm getting a bit husky so it feels a-maize-ing to pop some kernels from my midsection. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
5371 What’s all this about frying an egg? 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5372 It's the humidity dear" -- I" say it's the heat, and I say the hell with it. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5373 popped corn is a product of our bodies. 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
5374 We are toast! Can you pass the salt and butter? 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5375 Streaming Soon..."Two Peas in a Podcast" 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
5376 Are you sure you grabbed the right sunblock? This feels way more like SPF 15. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
5377 Stop being so cornfusing. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5378 Hey, Pops, now do you believe in climate change? 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
5379 A farm upstate, my cob. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5380 Is this spontaneous combustion that Mom warned us about? 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
5381 You always act so puffy when we talk. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
5382 This Texas heat wave is something else. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5383 You're starting to pop! 1.1224 0.04415 98 90 4 4
5384 I’ve heard of it raining cats and dogs ,but cotton balls! 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
5385 I hate being the local warning for global warming. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5386 Well, they don't call us POP because we're their father. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
5387 This isn’t what I meant when I said ‘Pop it like it’s hot’… 1.1224 0.03330 147 133 10 4
5388 It ain't the humidity, it's the heat! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5389 Sure suntan oil . What could go wrong? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5390 He who popped it beter 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5391 That bus better have air-conditioning or some butter and salt. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5392 I keep telling you, a low-grade fever is nothing to mess around with! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5393 The ounces are just popping right off on this new diet. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5394 This waiting for a ride is tiring. I'd rather be zipping along in a gas tank, as ethanol. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5395 Another would you rather... global warming or the microwave? 1.1220 0.02963 123 108 15 0
5396 Climate change??!! Another hoax. 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
5397 This intense heat is really getting to me! 1.1217 0.03736 115 104 8 3
5398 I'm "popping" out of my husk in this heat!!! 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
5399 Call the ENT. There's a loud popping in my ear. 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
5400 Man it's so hot out here, you could fry an egg on this sidewalk 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
5401 Pops, leave me alone! 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
5402 Two degrees isn't nothing. 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
5403 do you know the hell is going on here? 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
5404 Here a corn. There a corn. Everywhere a pop corn. Ol' MacDonald had a farm. Eee eye eee eye OH! 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
5405 If the bus driver had a corn allergy, they’d never be late 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
5406 Stop trying to save money on SPF Steve, you're embarrassing us. Kristina Perić, Hancock, NY 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
5407 Summer’s here. Poor egg over there is fried on the sidewalk. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5408 Sounds like you're sweating bullets. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5409 I'm glad we're not eggs: they would just fry in this heat without a "Pop". 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
5410 Hey bud, what's popping? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5411 You could fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5412 I'm not sure I want to be associated with an updated "it's so hot you could fry an egg...." 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5413 Most folks call me Soda-Corn but I'm Tonic-Corn to the old folks at home in Boston. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5414 I wish they would stop popping off! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5415 And this is why you don't use butter for sunblock. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
5416 Just too corny to be true. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
5417 Stand back, dude, I am about to pop off 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5418 There’s not a kernel of truth to the rumor I’m next in line for the lead in Shucked, but tell that to the popcornazzi. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5419 So, running away from the movie theatre is a bust 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5420 Damn, I suffer from heatstroke! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
5421 Between this and the grind, am I right? 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
5422 That outfit really makes your eyes pop. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5423 So hot today I'm popping like a ballon? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5424 That’s the last time I signup for research into psychedelic medicine. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5425 You're one of them AMC shareholders, huh? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5426 I told you I’ve been under a microwave at all work 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5427 All our silks have become cotton thanks to genetic engineering. It cheapens us and that sickens me. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
5428 Tell me you ordered an XL. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5429 It's poppin' season 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5430 Never shuck on a hot day! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5431 Is it really a good idea to go to the fair 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5432 We really need to get of Texas, Bob. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
5433 I admit it; auditioning for Orville Redenbacher probably wasn’t such a good idea, after all, Marlene. 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
5434 Ah shucks, your lack of self control is showing! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5435 That's stupid, Hector, quit popping off. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
5436 I come from a long line of non-GMO corn. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5437 I know I shouldn’t pop off like this, but that new boss of ours really gets me hot under the husk. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5438 I'm working on a new singing genre : It' s called "pop corn wrap". 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5439 Do you really have to pop off like that? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5440 No! I'm NOT popping the question! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5441 I told you to bring the sunblock. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5442 It's already so hot I'm starting to pop. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
5443 My God, it's hot! 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
5444 Careful this is a kill zone! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
5445 Caught my wife fucking my best friend last night. He's much more well endowed than me, too. I'm probably gonna have to move to a different city when all of this is over. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
5446 Apparently butter has an SPF factor of zero. 1.1203 0.03026 158 142 13 3
5447 This is what happens when I get steamed up! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5448 Ah heck, this summer is so hot- even in the early morning we're already poppin'!" 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
5449 This popcorn was Phil. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5450 Behave John, it’s movie nigh. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5451 You hot pop? 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
5452 Don't tell me you forgot to bring the water again!" 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5453 As shucks you popped a button 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5454 Hey, check out those eggs frying across the street! 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
5455 Well, pop my ears and call me corny! 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
5456 I know it sounds corny, but I like pop, especially in hot weather. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5457 If I hear ‘but it’s a dry heat’ one more time... 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
5458 I said let's stay in and watch season 6 of Black Mirror but noooooooooo YOU wanted to get EXERCISE 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
5459 I told you we were in the sun too long. 1.1197 0.03468 117 105 10 2
5460 -Pop-bus 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5461 We better use sunblock before getting under the sun. Skin rashes are popping up 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5462 Where's an egg when you need one? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5463 If you have a better idea, I am all ears! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5464 I’m popped out. You? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5465 Global Warming...Get used to it! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5466 We're not so husky anymore. Feel the burn! 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5467 Will you marry me? Popping the question! Linda Costello 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
5468 We're going to end up as ethanol or cornflakes, we have little choice. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5469 Gloria what do you mean with there is a right way to turn the Toilettepaper? 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
5470 Did you see Nope? 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
5471 Getting popped ain't what it used to be. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5472 WOW! We’re as high as an elephant’s eye! 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5473 I’m just tired of you popping off on me when it gets too hot for you. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5474 You said this caption would write itself! 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
5475 Blame it on Climate Change 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5476 The sad if it is, it’s not even movie night. 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
5477 Before you know it, we'll be up to our eyeballs in them 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
5478 Eyes popping, popping off at the mouth ... I didn't think anyone would take it literally. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
5479 At least there won't be any packaging, in a way it's good fir the environment 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
5480 Do you feel hot? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5481 We have to cut weight before the big fight somehow! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5482 I would pay $100 to be in a Redenbacher factory right now. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5483 Kernel, I told you it's roasting outside. 1.1189 0.02892 143 127 15 1
5484 ' remember, when its hot, eyes are the first to go" 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5485 It's not the heat. It's the oil spatters. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5486 I told you it was too hot to leave the field! 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5487 That outfit really pops on you! 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5488 If this hot weather continues, I’ll be too pooped to pop. 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
5489 This is a terrible way to lose weight. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
5490 One more heat wave and I have had it! 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
5491 A DRY heat is actually worse. 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
5492 Looks like we both forgot to put on antiPOPspirant today 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
5493 I'd rather fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
5494 I think we put on too much sun tan oil. 1.1186 0.03645 118 107 8 3
5495 We got out of there just in time or we'd be flakes. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5496 Hell’s A-Poppin!!! 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5497 Not so sweet peas. They're steaming mad. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5498 Have you been vaping again? 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5499 No more corney jokes. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5500 Are you my pop? 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
5501 We're sweating cobs 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5502 You could fry an egg on this street-it’s that hot! 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5503 Jimmy crack corn and I don't care....but this? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5504 Someone told me our descendants would live on. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5505 I just want to make it home and take a cool, creamy bath. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
5506 To tell you the truth, I’ve always been more into high fructose than pop. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
5507 - POP - Have you just popped the question? 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
5508 I need a me. I mean a bourbon. 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
5509 Maybe we should consider birth control. 1.1181 0.03466 127 115 9 3
5510 Maybe you should lay off that suntan oil! 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5511 Did you remember the cocoa butter? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5512 Yo this shit is poppin 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5513 Really, a shortcut through Phoenix in June? I’m already pooped and popped out. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5514 corny? yes, but it's just the way I am... 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5515 Excuse me -- I had chili for lunch! 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5516 I told you it was not a good idea to got to Texas this summer. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5517 I told you SPF 100 was a good idea.” 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
5518 At least we won’t sweat all over the Uber and added bonus we’ll have already left our tip. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5519 So you were saying global warming is a hoax... 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5520 I don’t know about you but I’m puffed out. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
5521 And I thought global warming was a hoax. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5522 I think we’re in Texas. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5523 Stop giving me heat about this, Richard. I've told you everything there is to know. 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
5524 Let's find one more ear of corn, we can be Snap, Crackle, Pop! 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5525 If you say it's not the heat, its the humidity one more...Dammit is is the heat!! 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
5526 Only good thing about global warming is we get to go to the movies 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5527 Why are you popping off at me? You asked how you looked and I said, ‘husky’. 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
5528 No state taxes in Texas, let's go!" Right... 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5529 You’re looking a little hot under the collar…” “Yeah, I’m really poppin’ off today! 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
5530 . "I found kind offensive this band Corn with K" 1.1176 0.04013 102 93 6 3
5531 This is easy. Before global warming I had to be in a hot air popper at 260 degrees. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
5532 this Texas heat dome is Really Popping Me Off! 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
5533 I told you we should have put on SPF... 1.1171 0.03783 111 101 7 3
5534 Who are you calling "Popcorn Sweater"?! 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
5535 We should have stayed in Cleveland. When the sun comes up we’re popped… 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
5536 I swear, it's so hot I could die. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
5537 Let's go out to a movie! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5538 Thank god we're not in the elevator together. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5539 I hate it when people graffiti the bottom right corner of the road 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
5540 It's "Pop goes the weasel," you idiot. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5541 Eating beans again, Mazie? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5542 Did you see the eggs? 1.1170 0.04501 94 87 3 4
5543 That's the last time you're going to pop off to me! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5544 only thing I hate about summer is when the relatives pop in 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5545 Did you remember the tanning butter? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5546 I know I shouldn’t keep touching my face but I can’t help but pop them! I thought this was supposed to stop after being a teenager. The butter doesn’t help either. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
5547 You’re really popping off this week 1.1167 0.03586 120 109 8 3
5548 pop off girl! @fieldjessicaann 1.1167 0.03385 120 108 10 2
5549 I told you sunscreen not butter 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5550 This heat is popping me. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5551 Pop at me will you! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
5552 Looks like Mars. Smells like popcorn. 1.1165 0.03975 103 94 6 3
5553 The butter rain is predicted soon 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
5554 The next guy who says ‘you could fry an egg on the sidewalk’ is gonna get popped! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5555 With these little puffy things right around us--I count ten of them--we're going to lose our anonymity." 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5556 Am I standing to close? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5557 Okay, we know our poppy, who's our mommy? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5558 Stop blowing up already! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
5559 I told you we should move to a cooler climate. But nooooo! 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5560 With climate change, who needs a hot air popper anymore? 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5561 It’s a hot one 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5562 It’s so poppin’ hot! 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5563 it’s popping off.” “grow up. 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5564 Do you think it's because of climate change, or just good ol' Darwinism in action? 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
5565 Your joke is corny! 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5566 I hope they have lots of butter. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5567 God,it looks like it’s gonna be another popper 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5568 Jeez, it’s hot out here, we’re actually poppin’! 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
5569 You really confused sunscreen and tanning oil? 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5570 I told you we should've used SPF 50! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
5571 That reminds me, I forgot to apply my butter this morning." 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5572 Be Careful, Something tells me Orville is in town. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5573 Hey pal, lemme give you a piece of my mind! 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5574 Are you getting zits, too? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5575 He advertised himself as 'Just plain old corn-on-the-cob!' When am I going to get off the Net? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5576 I told you it was too hot for some of our kernels. 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
5577 You said leaving Texas would be good for our in-kernel health. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5578 Pop, thanks for being a great dad. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5579 I absolutely believe my audition for that part in the musical "Shucked" will be can't miss. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5580 That's not what I meant when I said, "Girl, let's get it poppin!" 1.1154 0.04169 104 96 4 4
5581 I feel like I'm going to pop." "You are. 1.1154 0.03938 104 95 6 3
5582 When my time comes, that's how I want to go. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
5583 And like a fool, I used real butter as suntan oil. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
5584 I told you we should have stayed in the field today. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5585 Nice try but I won the regional staring contest championship. 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
5586 I’m sweating my kernels off. 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
5587 Still thinking about getting into the ethanol market? 1.1150 0.03015 113 100 13 0
5588 I thought told you!! I’m hot under the husks!! 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
5589 Looks like the weather’s going to be hot today. I’m poppin’ like a storm 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
5590 Damned global warming! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5591 Hold on, I think I heard something pop. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5592 When's the last time you gave someone an earful? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5593 Ok, these kids' TikTok challenges are getting out of hand. 1.1148 0.03123 122 109 12 1
5594 I told you it was too hot for us out to go for a walk today 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5595 It surely looks like we forgot to apply sun screen. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5596 I've always wanted to know what we taste like after we are popped 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5597 Climate warming is a hoax…? I’m popping just by the sun! 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5598 You might be able to control those awful pops if you'd just lay off that gassy food! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5599 Retire to Texas, you said...That's what I get for listening to you pop off at the mouth... 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5600 It’s kinda Corny 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5601 Hot as blue blazes” isn't the analogy that comes to mind, Roy 1.1146 0.04410 96 89 3 4
5602 By the time our bus comes we’ll all be popped out! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5603 It's been so hot my ear is literally popping 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5604 Will You Stop That... 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5605 It's so hot out, our ears are popping. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5606 So, I guess there is a kernel of truth in your climate change argument. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5607 The weather is really popping off this summer 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
5608 What’s poppin’…really? Don’t be so corny! 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5609 Lightweights! 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5610 If it gets any hotter, I'll be hoppin' along with poppin'! 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5611 Those firecrackers have nothing on us! 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5612 Hot enough to fry an egg? 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5613 The driver said he'd be here in jiffy, but with this heat dome ... I guess it wasn't fast enough for Carl. 1.1143 0.03902 105 96 6 3
5614 1. It's not the heat. I'm on a diet. 2. Whatta you lookin at? 3. That kid is with the saltshaker is walking towards us. Look nonchalant. 4. Yea, I miss the farm too. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5615 By the time we get to the party, you'll have already popped! 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5616 Yep - told you it’s still early days for AI! 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
5617 Wow, Pop, you are really living up to your name today! 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
5618 Remember that old saying, 'Once you pop, the fun don't stop?' Yeah... I'm starting to think they were wrong. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
5619 Beware of flying objects. The Colonel dropped his kids into his campfire again. 1.1140 0.03239 114 102 11 1
5620 I wish you wouldn’t pop every time a young ear walks by!” 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5621 I'm afraid that we'll be late for the movie. 1.1138 0.03098 123 110 12 1
5622 Why do all my kernels look like The Colonel? 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5623 Well, that's true, but I said corny. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5624 Maybe it’s the altitude. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5625 It’s getting hot. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5626 This is really hard to understand. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5627 You're thinking of your old beau again...aren't you? 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
5628 I hate it when people ask me if hot days make my ears pop. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5629 The salt makes me itch! 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5630 I hate because n called Pop! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5631 Don't you dare make that joke about butter again! 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
5632 I hate this humidity. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5633 It’s days like this when I miss my old pop. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5634 It’s so hot, I could cook an egg on the sidewalk! 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
5635 . “I told you not to drink that last one so fast.” 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
5636 Our life is like a movie. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5637 And quit telling me that my jokes are always corny. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5638 My father's last wish was to be popped on his favorite sidewalk. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5639 Watch, next it will start raining butter. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
5640 We have to hurry up and get to the theater or we will lose our jobs! 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5641 This is where I draw the line with global warming. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5642 First time I've seen you around ear. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
5643 It is a great idea to sell popcorn on the side of the street. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
5644 This new summer look is poppin’ 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
5645 I really get popped out on these hot summer days. What about you? 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5646 Hey- you 're hot. You started popping! 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5647 I believe it's called global metamorphosis—and it's loud! 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
5648 You mixed up the sunscreen with the butter again, didn't you... 1.1130 0.02966 115 102 13 0
5649 I'm not so sure this solar popcorn idea is gonna fly! 1.1130 0.02966 115 102 13 0
5650 What a way to go. Do you have any salt? 1.1130 0.03657 115 105 7 3
5651 Heatwave is 'popping' me out 1.1129 0.03475 124 113 8 3
5652 I hate global warming. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5653 Can't stand the heat Doug? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5654 "That sunscreen's only made things worse. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5655 Weathermen!! Said it would be hot enough to fry an egg. So explain THIS smart guy!!! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5656 Well at least it's a dry air, I could be boiling oil. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5657 Now what do you want to be? Dinner or popcorn? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5658 Another hot sunny day, my kernels are already poppin’ and yours are toast! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5659 It's global warming. Get used to it! Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
5660 You had to come in hot, didn’t you? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5661 You don’t have to pop off at me! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5662 What’s POPPING? I CORN believe we’ve stuck without fuel again!!! Just gonna have to wait on the COB for a ride 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5663 I am telling you, Earl, there's no way to prove climate change is real. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
5664 We could have stayed in the field but you insisted we travel to Manhattan. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5665 It's not enough, turning us into high fructose. Now they heat up the whole world, and OUR children have to pay the ultimate price! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5666 Shucks, I'm an ear of corn too; I heard sun lotion makes it worse...! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5667 Corny Dad jokes don’t make me hot, but go ahead, Pops, knock yourself out. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5668 So the weather network was saying that it was going to be corn poppingly hot. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
5669 ‘Now I know why you insisted on oiling me up before going out.’ 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5670 Guess you like the husky one, huh? OK, I'll take the one with the big ears. 1.1122 0.04072 98 90 5 3
5671 This is gonna put eggs in their place. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5672 Bloody heat wave! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
5673 stop your huffin and puffin, we're almost there. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5674 I refuse to sell out and go pop. 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5675 I hope I'm still around for the solar eclipse. 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5676 Look both ways before we become Elote. 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
5677 Hot?? Boy, it's an OVEN out today. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
5678 Frying an egg? Child’s play. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
5679 When is the bus coming? I am sweating pop corn here! 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
5680 It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. And that thin layer of oil on the ground too. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
5681 You said summer starts only on the 21st of June Anna 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
5682 Global warming really takes it out of me. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5683 The sun's coming up, please hand please hand me the 70 SPF butter. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5684 I'm more than just an ear; I can pop off. 1.1111 0.04592 90 84 2 4
5685 Popcorn farts. Yuk! 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
5686 If it gets any hotter out here, I’m going to Pop! 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5687 Will you please stop farting popcorn?! 1.1111 0.04281 99 92 3 4
5688 Now that they can see what inside us , nobody wants us! 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
5689 Ya know? It's too cold, and I'm too old to pop lock. 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
5690 I am fuming about Canada 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5691 They never told me global warming would be this poppin' 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5692 Yes, it is getting warmer 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
5693 Did you forget your antiperspirant this morning? 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5694 No salt, no butter, and I’m pretty sure cannibalism is still illegal. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5695 No wonder the stalk options are so generous—we’ll all be dead before we can cash out. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5696 It's too hot out. Want to go see a movie? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5697 At this age, there's no avoiding the morning bloat. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
5698 It's over a hundred degrees out and all ya' gotta' say is, "Things are poppin'"? 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5699 Too corny, I guess. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5700 Oh gees.... Global warming is posing us a hot challenge: would you rather be a sweet or a spicy memory? 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
5701 They told me you had a popping personality but I didn’t think they meant that literally. 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5702 ‘We know Holly would, but we would rather not.’ 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5703 Now I know for sure how to tell if it's fireworks I am hearing 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5704 I find you're one hot tamale. 1.1102 0.02895 118 105 13 0
5705 Pop, this may sound corny, but this hot weather is brutal! 1.1102 0.03567 118 108 7 3
5706 Just a little sun and you start puffing and popping! 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
5707 It's hot enough to melt butter. 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
5708 Yeah well, at least you look like a cottontail bunny. 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5709 I told you not to go out in a heat wave! 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
5710 You can't go home again. 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
5711 I don't believe in Global Warning, I use ethanol. 1.1101 0.03764 109 100 6 3
5712 Looks like Fred blew up again. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5713 Las Vegas is supposed to be a dry heat. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5714 I told her to stay out of the sun 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5715 How many times do I have to tell you not to call me Pop? 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5716 I see uncle Joe just popped up this morning 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5717 Our biggest threat from climate change is heating above the run-away corn-popping temperature 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5718 This is what happens when you let go. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5719 Darn it, I told you to bring the butter! 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5720 I wish it were as corny as Kansas in January. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5721 If this doesn’t stop soon, I’m going to run home as fast as my little legs will carry me. 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
5722 Corn Futures are running average ```````````````````````````````` 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
5723 Once I’m all fixed up, I’ll be what they call ‘hybrid’. It’s state of the art technology. Best of both worlds.” “You could live forever with those new ears. Better you than me, I’ll say” 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5724 It gets worse when the sun comes up. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5725 I thought you said that body wash was oil-free… 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5726 I guess someone’s talking about you 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
5727 That climate change is going to shuck the ears of us. 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
5728 Should we get in the shade, Colonel Popper? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5729 They told us we’d feel the effects of climate change in our lifetime, but I didn’t believe them. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5730 I'm sweating bullets 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5731 You said it's cool enough to go for a walk! 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5732 It’s a hot husk summer 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5733 Quick! Get the butter and the salt! 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5734 we should've brought an egg to fry, instead. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5735 At this rate we'll never get to Broadway! 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5736 Imagine doing it on purpose. What a victory. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5737 Now, Hank, don't get your knickers in a twist! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5738 You have to be careful in this heat, Pops. 1.1094 0.02983 128 115 12 1
5739 Do you have any butter or salt? 1.1092 0.03331 119 108 9 2
5740 How do you stay as cool as a cucumber? 1.1091 0.02986 110 98 12 0
5741 Phew! All we need is a salt storm … 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5742 Say whatever you want about global warming but it's at least popping up our style. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5743 I feel hot and poppy all over. 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5744 Do you think Bob Dylan eats healthy? 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
5745 A-maize-ing Hip Pop kids but buttering us up isn’t working! 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
5746 Hey, watch it with the popcorn. All I need now is butter, because I feel a-salted…was that too corny, shucks. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
5747 There goes my Uber rating" kercaptio 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
5748 I told you we were gonna need a higher SP factor. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5749 My feet are killing me! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5750 I told you not to use the tanning oil. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5751 Now would be the perfect time to run into the matinee show. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5752 Colonel, Sir, your kernels are popping and there’s no butter at the mess hall. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
5753 It’s good to be out the field, mate! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5754 Pop on a cob is the new style now, isn't it? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5755 can you tell whether the sun is going down or coming up. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
5756 Feel like hitting a movie theater? 1.1083 0.03304 120 109 9 2
5757 My parents had the microwave. That's hot!! 1.1083 0.03304 120 109 9 2
5758 The kernel to my right says the next bus goes back to base. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5759 The chemistry really pops between us during these hot summer days. 1.1081 0.03470 111 101 8 2
5760 This is quite obvious and cliché, but it's so hot we could fry an egg on this sidewalk. 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
5761 Climate change finally solves the family mystery of who our real father was, the identity of “Pop,” if you will. 1.1081 0.03699 111 102 6 3
5762 I want a divorce. 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
5763 There’s a kernel of truth in the saying that when confronting stalkers you have to play it by ear. 1.1079 0.02832 139 125 13 1
5764 This Altitude is really making my ears pop 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5765 Listen, Pop, we don’t use saturated oil anymore! 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5766 We should have put on a higher SPF. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5767 If your brother says anything, I'm going to pop him one. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5768 I hate these corny cartoons 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5769 Any more of this heat and I 'm gonna be all popped out." 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5770 Women think I'm hot! 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5771 Let’s be clear, “ We do Not look alike !” I have more corn kernels on my left hand side than you ! 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
5772 Colonel, I'm cornfused. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
5773 Boiling water would be a relief today! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5774 For the last goddamned time, no! I don't want to go down to the lobby! 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
5775 Uh oh, I think I’ve seen these results before and our future may limited. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5776 I told you to put sunscreen on. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5777 Are we going to die? 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5778 So, you want to remind me AGAIN about your belief that there's no climate change? 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5779 https://www.newyorker.com/account/sign-in?retURL=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newyorker.com%2Fcartoons%2Fcontest%3Futm_source%3Dnl%26utm_brand%3Dtny%26utm_mailing%3DTNY_Humor_063023%26utm_campaign%3Daud-dev%26utm_medium%Climate change is not what it used to be. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5780 I have been warning everyone about the effects of global warning? 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5781 Hey, what's poppin', friend? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5782 If you ask me "Hot enough for ya?" again, I'll take you down to your cob! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5783 I told you it is too hot to go out - you are shedding corn puffs. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5784 Orville this, Orville that! Don’t that just pop your cob? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5785 So much for designer DNA 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
5786 Oh, don't give me that nonsense poppycorn ! 1.1074 0.03061 121 109 11 1
5787 Didn't I say Vitamin D isn't for everybody? 1.1071 0.03667 112 103 6 3
5788 These bogus Uber wait times make me so hot, I just start popping off! 1.1071 0.02936 112 100 12 0
5789 Climate change is 'popping' or my name isn't Orville Redenbacher. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5790 Son, I wish you wouldn’t refer to me as Pop. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5791 You'll probably find your voice after a few more pops. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5792 Better we be eye to eye. 1.1071 0.02936 112 100 12 0
5793 I told you going to the gym would be safer today. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5794 He shoulda been wearing sunscreen 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5795 Look, I never said you weren't funny; I just wish you'd expand your repertoire to material a little less corny. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5796 ''So far, so good, Colonel. We just need to avoid the pot of boiling water up ahead..." 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5797 I'm sorry I popped off at you, Earlene 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5798 Can't wait for this heat wave to be over! 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
5799 This heat wave is gonna kill us! 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5800 And please, stop calling me Pop. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5801 Actually it's the heat, not humidity 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5802 Well, at least I no longer need to be so tight-lipped . . . 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
5803 Corny jokes are just that—corny. 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
5804 So when I asked for a payrise, the boss told me I had to increase my value to the company. 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
5805 This weather’s really poppin’ 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
5806 I regret not staying home. I hope this heat won't make us naked by the time we return. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5807 Tbat’s why your dad isn’t called Pop. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5808 Getting popped by standing in the sun isn't my idea of a fun time. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5809 Yeah, I forgot to put on the sun screen. You got a problem with that? 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5810 My doctor wants me to avoid the heat. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5811 I don't want to be forward but I love you so much. I feel like I'm about to pop. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5812 Flatulence runs in my family. We all end up covered in butter in movie theatre buckets! 1.1064 0.04133 94 87 4 3
5813 I told you. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5814 Who says we need microwave ovens? 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5815 Must be about 400 degrees today. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
5816 Its so hot, I’m popping off. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5817 There’s no doubt, global warming is real! 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5818 What’s poppin’? Don’t. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5819 I noticed you’re not wearing any galoshes. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
5820 'Why so Corny?' 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5821 I am starting to think that was cooking oil not sunscreen. 1.1062 0.03411 113 103 8 2
5822 I think Tiffany Haddish is going to eat a lot of us and then shit in Cornelius's Air Jordans! PS-I can smell your cunt! 1.1062 0.03635 113 104 6 3
5823 I warned you about what would happen if we came out in this heat! 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
5824 I always thought I’d end up a succotash. 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
5825 You can tell it's hot today because we're popping buckets. 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
5826 Don’t tell *me* when to pop off! 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
5827 If it gets to hot out here, I'll pop! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5828 See you at the movies 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5829 You said, "It's safe to go outside today dear, it's going to be overcast dear." Well, look at us now Alice! Everyone knows you can't trust the weatherman! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5830 Ear we go again. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5831 That’s a corny excuse. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5832 Sorry; I get a little hot under the husk from time to time. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5833 Looks like another scorcher! 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5834 I can't believe it's not butter 1.1058 0.03594 104 95 7 2
5835 See, I told you that you would pop if you didn’t use sunscreen! 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5836 Global warming my pops... 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5837 YEAH YEAH YOU USED JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER DID YOU? 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
5838 It's so hot I'm too popped to poop. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5839 This is the nicest microwave I’ve ever seen 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
5840 Heat waves been popping me out!” #heatwavesglassanimal 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
5841 Cob, the Kernels love carbon and I hate barbecues" 1.1057 0.03616 123 114 5 4
5842 This is the last time I do poppers, I swear 1.1057 0.03427 123 113 7 3
5843 Things are popping now. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5844 Know any good Dad jokes? 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5845 Hey man you remember Cornton Poperly,from Corn school? He was shot dead in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5846 I’ll bet its because of climate change. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5847 What did you say Pop? 1.1053 0.03382 114 104 8 2
5848 have a little modesty; your popping out all over!! 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
5849 Thank goodness we’re not eggs, or we’d be done for. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5850 We better get outta the sun before things really start popping off. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5851 Did you say something ? I thought I heard a pop. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5852 I told you to not put oil on your dry skin 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
5853 This global warming makes us pop in a jiffy. 1.1048 0.02990 124 112 11 1
5854 Ever since egg prices went crazy 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
5855 Got any spare canola Oil and salt? 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5856 Don’t blame me. You’re the one who wanted bean soup last night. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5857 These husky sweatsuits really pop the weight off. 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5858 It's about time we dusted off the cobwebs. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5859 Global warming will be the death of us. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5860 Pop Pop your Mama.... 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5861 Truth is, with global warming and all, it seems we’re NOT all toast, after all. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5862 Their girlfriends are hot. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5863 How am I supposed to be complete when my kernels keep popping? 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5864 That is news to my ears, Colonel Kernel. . 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5865 Usually I'm all ears, but this idea is a shuck!" 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5866 the dry heat isn’t good for my skin 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
5867 My cell walls are exploding around me ,do I really care if it's hot enough to fry an egg out here? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5868 This heat is getting to me ! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5869 Let’s find shade before we turn into the Cobbs! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5870 Our ears are blocked. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5871 We were meant to stay together 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5872 No Harvey...forgetting the sunblock IS a big deal! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5873 Slathering on butter will get them before ammonia from the fertilizer does… 1.1043 0.03118 115 104 10 1
5874 Cob #1: I told you we should've taken a cab, but no, 'it's a nice day for a walk,' you said!" "Cob #2: Well, excuse me for thinking popping in public was frowned upon! 1.1043 0.02863 115 103 12 0
5875 Sun's up again. Duck! 1.1043 0.02863 115 103 12 0
5876 Guess we scared off the frying eggs! 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
5877 'I did apply sunscreen, but I couldn't reach my back. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5878 Look out! I'm gonna lose it if I get more overheated! 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5879 I'm experiencing an incredible lightness of being. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5880 You think I'm corny? I'm going to 'pop' you! 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
5881 Can you recommend a good kernel cleaner? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5882 I'm gonna flake, it's too hot. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
5883 Stop popping off about global warming. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5884 I wish I could just get tanned 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5885 Phew! Let's just duck into that movie theater over there. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5886 And then, they go puffing on and on. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5887 This weather since puberty is killing us! 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5888 What happened to the two peas in a pod? 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
5889 It's nothing to be ashamed of, we all pop sometimes. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5890 "Just hot enough so I can pop off my mouth about all I'm seeing." 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
5891 Where's the snow ball when we need it? 1.1034 0.03093 116 105 10 1
5892 Texas you said. It’s really popping in Texas, you said. 1.1034 0.03544 116 107 6 3
5893 Sure hope it's not one of those poppin' hot days ! 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
5894 -I guess this is what the kids mean when they say popping off 1.1034 0.03326 116 106 8 2
5895 I told you - never let ’em see you pop! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5896 We're next! 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
5897 I keeping having fears about the future that are just eating away at me. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5898 Sorry— it’s the beans that I ate last night!” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5899 I told you to wear deodorant! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5900 Don’t tell me you buy into this global warming hokum. Heat is cyclical. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5901 That outfit is poppin! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5902 You’re schvitzing! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
5903 I’m popping too - we'd better find somewhere cooler and safer, like our local theater 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
5904 W 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
5905 I know its hot, but why are we becoming popcorn? 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
5906 I don't care that we're popping. I'm not paying for surge rates. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
5907 So that’s how they sold us on Kansas. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
5908 Why did the ear cross the street...it was so hot...how hot was it...it was so hot my kernels were popping' out my husk! 1.1028 0.03741 107 99 5 3
5909 Louis,I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship 1.1028 0.03741 107 99 5 3
5910 Is this what the kids mean when they say ‘popping’” 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
5911 I'm prepared to give up everything for our offspring. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5912 I don't know why I moved to Texas 1.1023 0.04288 88 82 3 3
5913 It’s like we’re a different breed of vampire 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5914 It’s your turn to go get the broom. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
5915 Are you a semi cob tarred and smeathered cretin or Mayorkas? 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5916 You said it wasn't too hot to take the kids out for a walk! 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5917 'The sun is out, it's hot, and you had to suggest we put some butter on ourselves to keep from getting sunburn." 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5918 I told you it was a mistake to put salt in our bathwater. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5919 I told you we shouldn 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5920 Good news-so following cremation, apparently there is reincarnation. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5921 Still convinced a microwave has more watts? 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
5922 Dang it, Charles, you just had to slather on the butter. 1.1020 0.03970 98 91 4 3
5923 Nobody ever asks for us at the movies 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5924 We wont make it to Oppenheimer...by the time the bus arrives, we will be atomized. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
5925 I told you we shouldn’t have switched to natural deodorant. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
5926 Why do you still use oil? 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5927 I swear this is the last time I let you choose our holiday destination. 1.1019 0.03466 108 99 7 2
5928 Climate change ? So corny. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
5929 Must wait'll the solar storms hit. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5930 ...It's only 9:00 am and it's so hot I'll be empty by the end of the day 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
5931 Pops, You're about a Notch Too Corny for Kansas in August. 1.1017 0.03486 118 109 6 3
5932 You said our vaccines would prevent the popping!" 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5933 Hey, Orville! Do you want some sunscreen? 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
5934 Climate change will take out the middle man. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5935 Just 'cause I'm your father, never call me "Pop." 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5936 I can feel my wrinkles coming in already 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5937 Looks like today's going to be a real hot one, Pop. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
5938 Shucks, you wait around for one and then two come along at once 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5939 I don’t think that bus is coming. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
5940 Pee-yew! Your poppers are real poofers! 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
5941 These Colonels really know how to turn up the heat… 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
5942 Shucks! I've had it up to ear with this global warming. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
5943 Gosh, it's hot, no corn no p*rn day 1.1009 0.03178 109 99 9 1
5944 The Dog never shows up. So, there is NOTHING between us. 1.1008 0.03018 119 108 10 1
5945 I told you to bring an umbrella. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5946 They are coming out half-popped! 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5947 I told you suntan oil was a bad idea... 1.1000 0.03405 110 101 7 2
5948 I heard it can get so hot, that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. But, popping corn? It must be really hot. 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
5949 This weather condition is bad for us Kernel Corns. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5950 You are the genius who says global warming is a hoax 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5951 Do you see any melted butter anywhere? No, me neither! 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5952 It's popping hot, is what it is." 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
5953 Well at least I’m willing to put myself out there and tell a joke! 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5954 Hey Cornelius, what’s poppin’..! 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5955 If we don’t hurry and get into that air-conditioned theater, we'll never get past the concession stand. 1.1000 0.03219 120 110 8 2
5956 Now do you agree that we should have stopped at three? 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5957 At noon, things really start popping off. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5958 Cool And Cloudy, My Cobb! 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
5959 So, butter's good for our complexion, eh? 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5960 It's much messier when the vampires miss the late night bus. 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
5961 You deplete me 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5962 Hey “Pops”- we need to stop hanging out with the “Beans” 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5963 Are you threatening me? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5964 I'm just going to pop down the the store. Wanna come? 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5965 See? - we should have brought the sunblock 1.1000 0.04144 100 94 2 4
5966 And they say it ‘ain’t so… 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
5967 Get the pop outta here, there's no such thing as global warming. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5968 I told you we should have taken an Uber. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5969 So much for those climate deniers, huh? 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
5970 Still think global warming is a hoax? 1.0991 0.03375 111 102 7 2
5971 I told you we should not go out in this heat! 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5972 What can I say? When I'm around you, I pop! 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5973 Let me see you pop that cussy 1.0991 0.03123 111 101 9 1
5974 I am beginning to think that Redenbacher felllow wasn’t being completely honest with us about it being a “dry” heat. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5975 Ugh, I hate when this happens! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5976 C'mon, son, start poppin' those big ones like your dear old dad. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5977 How embarrassing, Connie! Your heat tolerance is definitely lower than mine. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5978 Funny I though they would have Cobblestone Sidewalks for us to wait for our UBER ride: " Vipin Bery, Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5979 I shouldn’t have applied the gluten-free, non-GMO, pride flag, cruelty-free vegan butter sunscreen 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5980 Yah, but my kernels were chewed out by a retired Colonel 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
5981 For the last time: there is no such thing as global warming! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5982 Your eyes really pop in the sunlight 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5983 Ever since that play they wave back. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5984 Sorry Silas, but all I said was do you want to go the movies? Then things got crazy. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5985 You just had to spend an hour putting your precious butter on. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
5986 I guess you used way too much body oil again Cornelius 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
5987 I'm too popped for the hike today. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5988 What's the word on the street, Pops? 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5989 I'm going to pop the next person who says global warming is a myth. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
5990 Now do the hairline 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5991 I said corny, not horny. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5992 Whew! I told you we shouldn't have eaten those hot and spicy beans! 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5993 I told you tanning oil would backfire 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5994 Do think popping hurts our ears? 1.0982 0.03346 112 103 7 2
5995 Hey buddy,your anger is causing your pistil's to explode. 1.0982 0.03096 112 102 9 1
5996 I thought it was going to be cooler today 1.0982 0.02825 112 101 11 0
5997 We poppin' 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
5998 It looks like we should have brought sun screen! 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
5999 This global warming is really pissing me off! 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
6000 Is there a kernel of truth that they will turn us into popcorn? 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
6001 The bus is late, so not point popping your top! 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
6002 Bob, if this heat doesn't let up, I'm going to be all cob. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
6003 ‘I got no juice. I’m just a big lump of knobs’ 🌽 😂 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
6004 I knew global warming was real, but this is ridiculous! 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
6005 What's poppin? I don't know, but you butter put sunscreen on. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
6006 It's a Scorcher. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
6007 I TOLD you SPF 50 would not be enough. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
6008 They pop up so quickly, don't they? 1.0978 0.04107 92 86 3 3
6009 Oh what a beautiful morning. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
6010 Our worst summer problem used to be dripping butter. Now our very kernels explode! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
6011 Sidewalk is so hot you can popcorn. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
6012 Let’s blow this popcorn joint, there’s too many cornballs. 1.0973 0.03318 113 104 7 2
6013 If only my application to become tacos hadn't gotten rejected, now I'm stuck here blowing your top off 1.0973 0.03318 113 104 7 2
6014 Really, George, you should put on depopiant cream when you are going out into the heat! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
6015 Last year I lost an ear to this new popping craze. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
6016 I don't care what you think Kernel Kornman. We're surround and I'm getting out of here before the next pop! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
6017 Sure is a hot one, huh? 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
6018 There's no going back from this. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
6019 Holy dry spit! It's hotter than a witch's tit! 1.0968 0.04064 93 87 3 3
6020 Mom taught me to butter up on days like these, but I'm really starting to regret having done it today. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
6021 Those darned jumping genes! 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
6022 Things have really popped off today. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
6023 Mary Poppins over here forgot to butter us up 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
6024 I don’t know about you but my collar is about to be popped. 1.0965 0.03044 114 104 9 1
6025 Hitherto hath the AI helped us." 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6026 How is this happening? The sidewalk is 145 degrees, which is egg- frying heat, not anywhere close to popcorn popping heat 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6027 It's so hot, we are popping on the vine. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
6028 I don't care what Ancestry says, I'm not your Corn Pop. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
6029 Pop that! 1.0962 0.03747 104 97 4 3
6030 On the day we sacrifice ourselves, you forget the butter. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
6031 Yeah, yeah…you told me. Coffee always makes me pop. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
6032 You said you checked the high temperature for today! 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
6033 He says I get sweeter later. But I’m popped. I mean pooped. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
6034 Stop poppin those kernals! 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
6035 The pound of butter should be by here shortly 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
6036 Have you also noticed more calls from marketers,recently? 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
6037 I this heat wave continues, I"ll be all popped out! 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
6038 What’s poppin? Can’t take the heat? 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
6039 I dunno, Pop. What should I be when I grow up? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
6040 How did you get so buttered up? 1.0957 0.03262 115 106 7 2
6041 Ralph, I told you this was how the wind was blowing! 1.0957 0.02755 115 104 11 0
6042 They say, we only get 18 summers with them” 1.0957 0.03019 115 105 9 1
6043 This heat sterilizes my tumbleseed, but sure peps my poop! 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
6044 I think the weather is hot 'I need popcorn. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
6045 This is why I’m a night owl 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6046 That is positively the last time I fall for that stupid “Pull my finger” trick of yours. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
6047 Popping is so Corny! 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
6048 Hot enough to fry an egg, you said. Yea, well, look at us! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6049 You're still wrong about climate change. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6050 -It's hot, isn't it? -I wouldn't "pop" 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
6051 It's incredible how youngsters, these days, grow up so fast. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
6052 So much for slowing climate change! 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
6053 I'm all ears...explain to me again how global warming is just a woke conspiracy. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
6054 Climate change is affecting us. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
6055 Calmer than you are. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
6056 I told you we'd better get out of the sun! Now look what's happened! 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
6057 I just don't like being away from you. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
6058 Corn should always come before pop. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
6059 What time does the movie start? 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
6060 You just had to pop off about it, didn't you? 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
6061 Was that a pop… or a poop? 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
6062 Told you tanning oil was a bad idea. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
6063 Is this what you meant by “sweat it off”? 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
6064 May be this way we can loose some weight 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
6065 This heat is going to make my head pop off 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
6066 Just stop being so corny @sunshineshoptucson 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
6067 Thank goodness those Canadian Wildfires are smoking us out. Couldn't imagine what we'd look like on a clear day. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
6068 When I said "that's Poppin to your activity suggestion this is NOT what I had in mind Theodore 1.0945 0.02606 127 115 12 0
6069 Tell me again about this global warming thing 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
6070 Honey, the kids just keep popping out. Not a kernal of sense in the bussel of them. 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
6071 Quit popping off, you're corny enough! 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
6072 Sky burials are cool and all, I just wish they wouldn't fly the planes so close to the sun. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
6073 Pop, yhe sun is so hot ,your kernels are popping. Because most are from you let's call them popcorn 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
6074 I told him the "Tanning Butter" was a ploy, but he never listens to me. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
6075 Ever since the sun became a red giant, my kernels keep popping. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
6076 I thought you were to pooped to pop. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
6077 Brutal heat wave. Let’s pop over to the convenience store for some A/C and a cold drink. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
6078 Good thing we're wearing our butter. 1.0938 0.04209 96 91 1 4
6079 Oh yeah. Great idea, Earl. Whoever heard of "Momcorn?" 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
6080 Hey Buddy, this block is taken 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
6081 Shit just got real with global warming, Eugene 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
6082 ''The universe must be starving for us after the time came''. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
6083 Do you need anymore proof that climate change is raising temperatures hotter than ever before? 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
6084 Now the Sun’s rising and we’re standing here, all popped and all 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
6085 Climate change, my ass! 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
6086 If you ask me, this is carrying climate change too damn far! 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
6087 Well, at least they aren't silent but deadies. 1.0935 0.03394 107 99 6 2
6088 Whelp, the bus is late again. We really need to find a third shift gig. 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
6089 This heat wave is so bad I’m dripping kernels all over town. 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
6090 So, Pop, what do you think about global warming now? 1.0930 0.03002 129 119 8 2
6091 Oh, Shucks! Must be the air, Pops! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
6092 Pull yourself together man, it's not that hot outside! 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
6093 If you ask me one more time if I want to do a podcast I’m gonna snap! 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
6094 We will never be able to have children with this global warming. 1.0928 0.03614 97 90 5 2
6095 Not sure which of us needs a better deoderant. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
6096 It's way too hot for a hike, why don't we go to the movies instead ? 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
6097 This weather is making us a pop commodity. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
6098 SPF always makes me break out 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
6099 I can't believe we're living that song "It's Gettin' Hot in Here So Take Off All Your Clothes" 1.0926 0.03096 108 99 8 1
6100 Corn flavored Pop Rocks? 1.0926 0.03364 108 100 6 2
6101 Oh,no! Those kids are gonna pick us up for movie food! 1.0926 0.02802 108 98 10 0
6102 I knew great-grandpa’s ethanol production would come back to haunt us. 1.0923 0.02980 130 120 8 2
6103 If the Mayans worshipped us so much they'd have sent our escape Uber by now. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
6104 0kay, okay - i get it. so what if solar energy does threaten the hot-air popper industry? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
6105 Corn on the curb #fuck 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
6106 Joe, I really feel like I'm loosing it. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
6107 Would you mind trying to exercise a little will power? 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
6108 If this heat keeps up, I’ll be to popped to poop! 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
6109 Gee, thanks, "butter gives you a great tan"! 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
6110 The furnace is unlikely to explode when it gets all dark. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
6111 It's like a popping sound in my ear. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
6112 I like cloud cuckoo land better than I thought I would. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
6113 If that sun gets any hotter, we're popped. 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
6114 I can't stand these hot summers! 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
6115 I wasn’t sure what to expect from this block party, but it sure is popping off. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
6116 That wasn’t me, Frank! I’m not that kind of corn. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
6117 That candidate's jokes are corny! 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
6118 Global warming getting to you? 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
6119 Who you calling a weasel? 1.0917 0.02898 120 110 9 1
6120 Our field isn't big enough for thirteen cobs, Stan. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6121 Son, you're just a corn off the old cob. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
6122 God, it's getting hot. Pass the butter. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
6123 Didn't I tell you to buy SPF 80 ? 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
6124 We're going to make one hot tamale 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
6125 This global warming is really happening! My corn kernels are popping without human intervention! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6126 Did you hear that strange popping sound? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6127 When you said "Corn of Amontillado" and I said "I do," I didn't know it would be our whole Christian lives. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
6128 I know we've had a slow start, but I really think this summer's about to pop off. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
6129 Kevin, would you stop farting already? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
6130 ‘Don’t pop your corn, Donald Trump is not president, yet! 1.0909 0.04164 88 83 2 3
6131 Gerald, they say to get an ear-full of it before you jump to conclusions, but this is really not one of those times... 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
6132 Deja vu 1.0901 0.03015 111 102 8 1
6133 I have to confess that your hot flashes are making me hungry. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
6134 I just told her that she looked corny. Then she popped ... 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
6135 I told you sun tanning oil was a bad idea. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
6136 All these fucking corns and you have to stand next to me. 1.0900 0.03509 100 93 5 2
6137 I don't know why, but the hotter it gets, the more I toot. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
6138 Let's find a cool place to sploot, or we will become too husky in no time. 1.0900 0.03509 100 93 5 2
6139 Shucks and darn, the damn Canadians are graining down all over us. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
6140 Whew! We shouldn’t be standing on the sidewalk. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
6141 It’s really popping off up in here 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
6142 Hardly the tropical paradise we were led to expect 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
6143 Damn…it sure is HOT out here! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
6144 Corn view 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
6145 Here it is sunset and I thought I was too pooped for all that. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
6146 This heat is really popping off. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
6147 I told you not to use butter and to stay out of the sun” 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
6148 I told you not to wear suntan oil. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
6149 Let loose Carol! It’s POP Girl Summer! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
6150 Its so hot! I am losing my head! 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
6151 What I meant was ‘I want soda.’ 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
6152 Yes, it is hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
6153 Is sunblock on corn still funny? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
6154 Are those misplaced bushes or what our future holds for us? 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
6155 Remember when sunburns were our only concern? 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
6156 Climate change should not be corny! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
6157 ‘This is the last time I’m losing my kernels for you’ 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
6158 Climate change is real! Pepper hot! We’re poppers! 1.0887 0.03032 124 115 7 2
6159 I'm considering Invisalign 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
6160 looks like there's going to be another hot one today! 1.0885 0.02964 113 104 8 1
6161 We're screwed. I forgot the sunscreen. 1.0885 0.02684 113 103 10 0
6162 This weather is really getting to me. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
6163 Did I really say I want to be more than two peas in a pod? 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
6164 I'm really proud of our pop. Are you? 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
6165 What did the corn say to the other corn? 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
6166 climate change is a popper 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
6167 I'm popping mad. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
6168 Whoa man, I knew we would be as high as an elephants eye by the 4th of July, but I didn't think we would be "poppin off" too! 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
6169 We wait any longer that sun will pop us naked." William M. Wayne Yorkville, Illinoi 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
6170 Well now we’ve officially made it. As Snoop Dogg would say, “pop it like it’s hooooot, pop it like it’s hooooot” 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
6171 I told you not to trust Google Weather 1.0874 0.03410 103 96 5 2
6172 Don’t think I want to be turned into corn flakes! 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
6173 We should known that using a low SPF suntan oil spray was NOT a wise idea. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
6174 Hot flashes are good for the munchies. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
6175 Look out for the pops. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
6176 I told you those refried beans wouldn't sit well with your sensitive digestive system... 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
6177 I know it’s hot, but you don’t have to pop off about it. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
6178 Are you warm enough, Pop? I called you "Pop" because, well, you know. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
6179 It's hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk! 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
6180 It’s getting so hot I want to take my kernels off 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
6181 If this keeps up I’ll loose my mind! 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
6182 Better hide or we'll pop 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
6183 What’s the matter the cold got your tongue” 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
6184 Corn Pop was a bad dude." -your presiden 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
6185 Hellzapoppin, I reckon. Stuart Liebman, Manhattan 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
6186 "Wanna share a husk a little later on? 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
6187 What was that oil for again? 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
6188 Don’t worry, you’ll be popping off about something shortly. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6189 Dang it! Must have mixed up the sun cream and salad cream again! 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6190 I´m telling you, climate change will kill us in the end! 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
6191 Terry always gets an earful from his brother. It's mostly a bunch of corny jokes, but he really pops off. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
6192 "Dang it, we need more rain! This is the second time in a month you've been so dry you're spittin' cotton." 1.0862 0.02890 116 107 8 1
6193 Only a little further but I don’t think we’ll make it to Dallas… 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
6194 Hell is getting hotter. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
6195 I guess I'll head to the movie theatre now. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
6196 ‘If I die, I give you permission to eat my pops. But you gotta do it while watching Sausage Party.’ 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
6197 I know it’s corn-y but let’s wait for the WALK signal. I happen to know, unfortunately, why the chicken crossed the road. 1.0860 0.03636 93 87 4 2
6198 Remember when you said things would be popping off this summer? I didn't think you meant that literally. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
6199 Okay,Pop. I get it. It’s Fathers Day. 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
6200 Is something turning you inside out? 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
6201 Don't you find it annoying -- 'two peas in a pod?' 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
6202 There’s not a kernel of truth in what you just said 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
6203 Beats movie night. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6204 I see the fried egg yolk rising 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6205 Would you rather be in a microwave? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
6206 You could fry an egg! 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
6207 Forget it. I saw you together with lima beans. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
6208 Really needed the walk and the popping conversation 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
6209 And they said Global Warming is not not real 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
6210 Will you please stop farting? 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
6211 There you go again popping off at the mouth. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
6212 ‘I’m here for the gang bang’ 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
6213 Well, his name isn’t Orville then, because I hate Phoenix. 1.0847 0.02842 118 109 8 1
6214 Aww Pops, Dad jokes are so corny, 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6215 You have so many admiring clouds around you, how do you manage that 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6216 We need an adult vacation. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
6217 This heat has got me poppin' 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
6218 Here comes the sun. Get ready to pop! 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
6219 Haven’t you heard? To increase profits, the concession stand tossed the machine.” 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
6220 You say it's age, I say it's attitude. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
6221 You know Pop,I just fly to pieces on these hot days! 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
6222 i don’t give two shucks what you think about me ted 1.0841 0.02696 107 98 9 0
6223 This happens whenever I eat neonics for breakfast 1.0840 0.02554 119 109 10 0
6224 We may be exploding in this heat, but at least our portfolios are up! 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
6225 It’s about to pop off. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
6226 I know I'm hot,quit buttering me up! 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
6227 Hey Pop, this heatwave is no joke! I think we are 'ear-resistible' to the sun's rays! 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
6228 The air quality is also bad! 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
6229 The market is creaming me. 1.0833 0.03256 108 101 5 2
6230 You said, "Wear a husk! It's going to be cold ." 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
6231 By noon I'm going to be too popped to do anything but lay around slathered in tanning butter. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
6232 I see you pop prematurely to, let’s make a run for it. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
6233 Looks like summer is upon us. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
6234 This bus route is around 300 to 600 puffs. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
6235 Cool down. You’re popping. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
6236 Sorry about that ! The sun made me do it. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
6237 Somebody better stop popping off! 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
6238 They left with a pop, but they're back with Teflon! 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6239 Pop pop pop corn 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
6240 I'd rather be at the beach sucking the sand of a band-aid I found than being out here on a hot day. 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
6241 Wonder what a fried egg would taste like with this? 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
6242 Yeah,this leaves you with pockmarks,but they sure taste damn good,don't they? 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
6243 And they say it's the humidity, I'm popping all over 1.0816 0.03455 98 92 4 2
6244 Wanna start poppin? 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
6245 How do you feel about going to a movie? 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
6246 Don't step on the asphalt, it's like a million degrees. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6247 told you it's poppin' here 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6248 Global warming’s really popping my corn. 1.0809 0.02568 136 126 9 1
6249 So how much do you think the Dentist is going to charge 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
6250 Forget Corn Chex... our future is clearly in ethanol until solar power is the gold standard. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
6251 You only get a few minutes before the wait time charges start. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
6252 Well, this wouldn't have happened if we had bought into that high-fructose corn syrup deal. 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
6253 let's go to a bar and create a new bar joke. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
6254 I never thought my ears could freeze. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
6255 They don't call, they don't write 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
6256 Is "Cloudy with a chance of cauliflower " too corny? 1.0800 0.03674 100 95 2 3
6257 These designated popping areas are for the birds. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
6258 ….and what did your Pop say? 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
6259 Our kernels are popping 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
6260 Now if only it would rain butter. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
6261 I’m really starting to pop. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
6262 Nice seeing you. I ‘ll be popping off now. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
6263 No problem, we'll get refilled later 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
6264 Son, you sure are a chip off the old Pop. 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
6265 Professor Mann predicted this. 1.0792 0.03355 101 95 4 2
6266 As I stand here tonight, we have created a record 12 million new jobs, more jobs created in two years than any president has ever created in ... 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
6267 Let's go inside. I told you we shouldn't go to Texas. 1.0792 0.03355 101 95 4 2
6268 I told you that the butter lotion wouldn't protect us. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
6269 How many peas are in this pod is none of their business! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6270 Have any butter? 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
6271 Do you still deny climate change?! 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
6272 "IT'S HOTTER THAN A PIG IN A POKE OUT HERE!" 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
6273 No sign of Evil Pea? 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
6274 Popping climate change!!#* 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
6275 So it's a little hot but that doesn't prove climate change isn't a hoax 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
6276 I can't stand these poppin' hot flashes! 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
6277 I knew I was a kernel of wisdom, but this is just too much 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
6278 Pop off, queen. 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
6279 There you go again, popping off about the weather. 1.0783 0.02802 115 107 7 1
6280 Man! We're popp'n. Niva Anderson Decorah, Iowa 1.0783 0.02515 115 106 9 0
6281 No more beauty butter! Being golden isn’t worth it. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
6282 I like Bourbon; let's go do shots. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
6283 Corn puffs! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
6284 I would prefer my destination to be healthy, something like butterfly cornflakes. 1.0778 0.03249 90 84 5 1
6285 Do you want to go to the library or go see a movie? 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
6286 Global warming... 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
6287 What do you say we pop on down to the movie theater? 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
6288 Don’t worry, it’s just dry heat 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
6289 Hey Jimmy, can you pass me the butter before I am too pooped to pop 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6290 Now don't you go popping off about the heat again! 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
6291 The temp today is high popping! 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
6292 You're popping mad, aren't you? 1.0769 0.02960 104 97 6 1
6293 Honey when I told the kids “you’ve got both my ears”, I needed to include you for obvious reasons.”. . 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
6294 You waiting for the bus to Broadway too? 1.0762 0.02932 105 98 6 1
6295 The odds are stacked against us! 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
6296 Don't worry if the sun is going down. Worry if the sun is coming up. Back in my day we didn't tolerate tribbles off the leash. Never trust a woman who says she's preparing a long, hot bath for you. An aardvark chased me and a hotdog yesterday. Burrp! 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
6297 Today was just too hot for Jimmy and he popped off unexpectedly. 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
6298 Maybe the hot tub would have been better after all 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
6299 Looks like someone forgot their sunscreen. 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
6300 Why are you stalking me Colonel Cobb? 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
6301 Your SPF was too low! 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
6302 I told you we we’re waiting too long to cross the street! 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6303 I knew I should brought a potato. 1.0748 0.03171 107 101 4 2
6304 Many ask, "where are we?" I'm asking, "what are we?" 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
6305 I'm a butterfly, you're a mushroom, but we are both incompletely shucked. 1.0745 0.03462 94 89 3 2
6306 Whew! I'm glad to be out of that crop circle!! 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
6307 Maybe that suntan oil was a bad idea. 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
6308 Do you think they have this problem in Heaven? 1.0741 0.02853 108 101 6 1
6309 Whether you like it or not, we are now smoked corn. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6310 I never had this problem before global warming. 1.0741 0.03142 108 102 4 2
6311 It's getting hot in here...Let's take off all our clothes I'm getting so hot I wanna take my clothes off! 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
6312 It's so hot today the weight is just popping off. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
6313 I'm sweating popcorn here! 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
6314 The sun is really poppin' off today! 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
6315 Global warming. Amirite? 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
6316 I told you we should have lathered ourselves with butter. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
6317 Dunno. I said 'cornball!' and they just cottoned on to me for some reason. 1.0722 0.02641 97 90 7 0
6318 I'm never letting you in charge of Butter and the dog again. I can't believe you left them in the car" 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
6319 The "corn cob boys" go under cover trying to crack another case. 1.0721 0.02778 111 104 6 1
6320 That's Kernal with a 'K' 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
6321 Seems it’s going to be one of those “it’s so hot you can pop popcorn on the sidewalk” days. I thought it only applied to eggs. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
6322 You really believe all that afterlife puffery? 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
6323 For some strange reason, I always get gassy when it’s hot out! 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
6324 Hey! Whadya know. My ear popped and I can hear again! 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
6325 Good luck on this popping hot day. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
6326 Do you have any ketamine? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
6327 Who knew that a meeting of congress could be so dangerous. 1.0702 0.02403 114 106 8 0
6328 Cole Porter was right: it’s too Farm hot!!! 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
6329 Can it possibly get any hotter here?!! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
6330 Maybe it’s time we give that heavy duty, anti-dandruff stuff a try. 1.0696 0.02383 115 107 8 0
6331 Sundown, time to get things poppin’ 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6332 I hope you have a corn-tastic day. 1.0693 0.02540 101 94 7 0
6333 I can't believe you talked me into going to this pop up restaurant! 1.0693 0.02540 101 94 7 0
6334 I'm seeking a therapist right away. This certainly is not my destiny! 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
6335 I told you we should have gone to the movies 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
6336 I'm not so sure about this natural deodorant 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
6337 So this is what our retirement plan looks like? 1.0686 0.02516 102 95 7 0
6338 Sooooo, I think global warming is going to be a problem after all. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6339 Where's the bus stop? 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
6340 With this heat, we will be toast by the end of the day! 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
6341 It's hard to be cool when you go pop, pop, pop. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
6342 I feel so much lighter after that hot stone massage. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
6343 As I age kernels pop. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6344 Very hot! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
6345 My people are killing me 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
6346 This heat is like a microwave, huh? 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
6347 It's a popper out here. 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
6348 Why did that just-before-sunrise bus have to be late today, just as we are getting ripe? 1.0667 0.03080 90 85 4 1
6349 No, the other flower! 1.0667 0.02795 105 99 5 1
6350 Hot, you think it's hot. It's so hot you can fry eggs on the sidewalk. 1.0660 0.02770 106 100 5 1
6351 Stop complaining. We’re just blowing off some steam. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
6352 Calling me Pops? How corny can you get. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
6353 I Told you!!! Stay Calm and act natural!! 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
6354 And like that - pop - he's gone..." Usual Suspects? No? Good movie. Anyway, sucks that global warming made our friend explode 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
6355 you think this is hot? in my day, we used to jump right from bed into a bucket filled with butter and salt. 1.0659 0.02616 91 85 6 0
6356 What I love about you is that while I eat all I want, you can not say a damn thing about it. All you can do is stand there and think nasty things about me. It’s so nice having a silent partner. 1.0654 0.02402 107 100 7 0
6357 They were running out of ideas 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
6358 Dirty pop, yo” - *NSYN 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
6359 Do they make SPF 500? 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
6360 Why don't you say something? Where is your mouth?" "You have no ears to listen. Why do I need one? 1.0642 0.02359 109 102 7 0
6361 I told you the early bed special wasn't worth the trouble Susan. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6362 Relax, they're not holding the barbecue his month. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
6363 CornstandinCouple, in Ancient Turkey 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
6364 Well, they said you could fry an egg on the sidewalk today, so I’m not surprised. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
6365 Quick. Kill me before I turn. 1.0636 0.02671 110 104 5 1
6366 It’s a multi-pop day. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6367 If you had a kernel of sense, you'd stop popping off! 1.0632 0.02921 95 90 4 1
6368 Damn! Forgot to apply sunscreen. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
6369 Give me a break. It’s my first time in the Berkshires. I thought the tour guide said you can see our cob on footprint up here. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
6370 The weather is so hot that my kernels start popping and dancing . 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6371 I'm anti-mask a mask look at the bad effects popping up 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
6372 I told you it was hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
6373 Another hot day to pop your corn stalk. 1.0625 0.03249 96 92 2 2
6374 I think the effects of climate can be managed. We just need to get used to that popping noise. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
6375 Looks like this sunset is making more than just our colors pop. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6376 Show off. Next you'll try to fry an egg. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
6377 Birds don't pay, so we'll use tanning beds. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
6378 Just think for every pop , one calorie off 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
6379 Cripes, this heat makes me hreak OUT! 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
6380 Here we go again. Every four years corndogs galore! 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
6381 So, you thought mixing corn and chili was a good idea? 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
6382 I told you, those oil-free sun cremes are fake! 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
6383 Weirdest fucking thing man,all of a sudden each time I cum big fluffy balls come out,I think I have an STI :( 1.0614 0.02579 114 108 5 1
6384 I regret the Ozempic 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6385 Still better than your idea of turning on the fireplace s 1.0606 0.02410 99 93 6 0
6386 The heat really makes your skin pop! 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
6387 I forgot the salt. Do you have any, sugar? 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
6388 This heatwave is making me pop out of my skin. 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
6389 I don’t believe this global warming nonsense… do you? 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
6390 Is something burning? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
6391 Now, thanks to climate change, we can't even make it to a microwave before we pop. 1.0594 0.02751 101 96 4 1
6392 Damn heatwave 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
6393 Well that was quite a party past 1.0588 0.02724 102 97 4 1
6394 I don’t get all the excitement. Are you… bursting? 1.0583 0.02319 103 97 6 0
6395 This global warming thing has me popping off uncontrollably" 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
6396 I did warned you that SPF 45 was not going to be enough today. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
6397 These fits are poppin’ 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
6398 Could have been worse..we could have been vampires 1.0571 0.02648 105 100 4 1
6399 When did they diagnose your Popper’s Disease 1.0571 0.02276 105 99 6 0
6400 Just wait. You'll get popped in the mouth, too. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
6401 Ever thought that if you mixed up, and changed Sun and corn you could get pop. I wonder what popping & corn make? 1.0566 0.02623 106 101 4 1
6402 Hey, let’s go. I’m hot to pop. 1.0562 0.02455 89 84 5 0
6403 Hey Pops, it's not the heat, your just going to seed. 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
6404 Anything to avoid paying those movie theatre prices. 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
6405 Climate Change Has Me Sweating Popcorn 1.0550 0.02195 109 103 6 0
6406 We won't be able to get to the concession stand in time. 1.0543 0.02835 92 88 3 1
6407 This City will make anyone crack. 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
6408 Pop off girlfriend! 1.0541 0.02507 111 106 4 1
6409 Boy, is it hot out or what? I'm shedding! 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
6410 Yes, son, I'm pretty sure you can't use the minority angle for getting into college any more. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
6411 Oh, that's what they mean by irreversible ecosystem damage. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
6412 They'd turn it off when the popping slows down, except they won't even notice until all the Thin Republican Ice Skating Rinks have melted. I doubt there'll be much left of us by then...Hey did you hear: Donald Trump changed his name to 'Dignity'. 1.0532 0.02775 94 90 3 1
6413 Is this what they mean when they say, “Pop it likes it hot?” 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
6414 I said shea butter. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
6415 When them cotton bolls get rotten, you can't pick very much cotton. 1.0526 0.02747 95 91 3 1
6416 This isn't Heaven, it is Iowa, where corn kernels pop on the cob, because it is so hot! 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
6417 They never told us this was one of the effects of climate change. 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
6418 Just like two peas in a pod. 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
6419 I suddenly fell like going to the cinema 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
6420 Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes 1.0513 0.02381 117 112 4 1
6421 At least we don't have to prepare our own food at home. 1.0510 0.02664 98 94 3 1
6422 Where is the butter! 1.0504 0.02014 119 113 6 0
6423 I get totally popped out in this mid day heat. 1.0500 0.02190 100 95 5 0
6424 Are you familiar with the book, 'Two Bad Ants?' 1.0500 0.02190 100 95 5 0
6425 Things are popping’!! Are we having fun yet? 1.0495 0.02169 101 96 5 0
6426 I don’t know why you’re losing your mind, it was only a game of cornhole! 1.0490 0.02561 102 98 3 1
6427 Summer heat pops off trapped water weight. 1.0476 0.02488 105 101 3 1
6428 The blaring sun is making my kernels pop! 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
6429 I may be in a pickle, but you’re my better half. 1.0459 0.02398 109 105 3 1
6430 I wish that you'd stop breaking wind so close to me. 1.0455 0.02757 88 85 2 1
6431 If this heat continues all of use will be popping. 1.0449 0.02726 89 86 2 1
6432 Honey, I’m craving scrambled eggs. What about you? 1.0435 0.02138 92 88 4 0
6433 And you wanted to be an apple. I prefer being targeted by popcorn as opposed to apple cores. 1.0430 0.02610 93 90 2 1
6434 I swear to God if the next bus is going to Idaho... 1.0417 0.02529 96 93 2 1
6435 It’s not the heat it’s the humidity that will get you… 1.0412 0.02503 97 94 2 1
6436 I told you our children get FRIED! 1.0408 0.02009 98 94 4 0
6437 Don’t eat it, we are both allergic. 1.0404 0.01989 99 95 4 0
6438 Global warming really pops my corn! 1.0404 0.02453 99 96 2 1
6439 I don't think "popping" means going to meet Dad. 1.0377 0.01860 106 102 4 0
6440 Hey Kernel, what’s popping’? 1.0370 0.02747 81 79 1 1
6441 I know you said it was global warming, but this is ridiculous 1.0357 0.02037 84 81 3 0
6442 Boy, should have passed on the hot sauce. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6443 Looks like global warming is making our corn pop. 1.0349 0.02588 86 84 1 1
6444 Pop o' the mornin' to ya! 1.0341 0.02529 88 86 1 1
6445 Pop, STOP calling me Ty! 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
6446 Global warming certainly has things popping. 1.0323 0.02394 93 91 1 1
6447 I’m just popping down the shops. 1.0247 0.01735 81 79 2 0
6448 Mmm, smoky, but this is cannibalism right? 1.0215 0.01512 93 91 2 0
6449 Honey,why do they keep calling me, 1.0213 0.01496 94 92 2 0