Contest #856


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You don’t have to say ‘excuse me’ every single time. 1.7411 0.00954 7161 3499 2017 1645
1 Move to Arizona he says. What could go wrong he says. 1.7352 0.01164 4701 2284 1378 1039
2 My ear keeps popping. 1.7197 0.01100 5320 2667 1477 1176
3 If you say "at least it's a dry heat" one more time....I swear to God.... 1.7107 0.01239 4120 2071 1170 879
4 Don't you hate that feeling when your ears keep popping? 1.7074 0.01191 4477 2269 1249 959
5 The bus will be here in a jiffy, Pop. 1.7006 0.01467 2889 1460 834 595
6 It turns out it is the heat, not the humidity. 1.6974 0.01443 2842 1401 900 541
7 Was that you? 1.6861 0.01466 2826 1441 831 554
8 You couldn't hold it until we got home? 1.6838 0.01125 4912 2548 1369 995
9 It usually doesn't happen this fast on a first date. 1.6778 0.01080 5310 2775 1471 1064
10 Sorry. It just popped out of my mouth. 1.6739 0.01872 1714 885 503 326
11 I’m wanted for a salt and buttery. 1.6730 0.01068 5646 3041 1410 1195
12 Of course, the one day I don’t put on butter 1.6722 0.01186 4152 2115 1283 754
13 I told you butter as a sunscreen was a bad idea. 1.6714 0.01378 3153 1632 925 596
14 I had to put my wife in a bowl yesterday 1.6700 0.01321 3479 1819 989 671
15 I told you to pop before we left the house. 1.6670 0.01616 2282 1186 670 426
16 Don't blame me. I voted for Al Gore. 1.6655 0.02056 1441 760 403 278
17 Take it from me, people are going to start trying to butter you up. 1.6650 0.01454 2740 1406 846 488
18 I think I just popped my pants 1.6624 0.01190 4487 2439 1124 924
19 [Caption unavailable due to writers' strike.] 1.6619 0.01304 3875 2153 879 843
20 I’m beginning to think there’s a kernel of truth to this whole global warming thing. 1.6608 0.01306 3411 1767 1034 610
21 Corn on the curb 1.6520 0.01051 5423 2896 1518 1009
22 Climate change? I'm beginning to think there's a kernel of truth to it. 1.6512 0.01306 3243 1659 1056 528
23 I don’t like the look of that guy with the salt shaker. 1.6500 0.00995 5868 3089 1744 1035
24 I hear it's even worse for the eggs. 1.6475 0.01326 3268 1717 986 565
25 I’m starting to wonder why we were given free movie tickets. 1.6450 0.00966 6429 3476 1759 1194
26 I don’t know, Steve, please tell me: how hot is it? 1.6423 0.01277 3531 1874 1046 611
27 And this is how we know that butter is no substitute for sunscreen. 1.6422 0.01827 1649 854 531 264
28 My dermatologist said that if you keep skipping sunscreen, you’ll be all cob in five years. 1.6417 0.01368 3048 1610 920 518
29 Can you not retain a single kernel of self-control? 1.6410 0.01242 3838 2072 1072 694
30 Global warming? Might be a kernel of truth in that. 1.6398 0.01243 3654 1926 1118 610
31 I think moving to Texas was a big mistake 1.6383 0.01223 3768 1990 1151 627
32 Hotter than a microwave out here today 1.6369 0.01148 4401 2365 1269 767
33 Maybe global warming has a kernel of truth. 1.6365 0.01565 2286 1206 705 375
34 I’m beginning to think there’s at least a kernel of truth in all this talk about global warming. You? 1.6354 0.01440 2710 1435 828 447
35 I’m going to be naked by the time this bus arrives! 1.6331 0.01252 3508 1844 1107 557
36 It’s starting to feel like a microwave out here. 1.6326 0.01277 3462 1847 1040 575
37 Son, please stop calling me "Pop!" Just go with "Dad." 1.6287 0.01196 3946 2117 1177 652
38 Yes Orvill. It is hot enough for me. Thanks ever so much for asking. 1.6270 0.01540 2327 1238 719 370
39 This Land O' Lakes sun block sucks. 1.6221 0.01284 3599 2004 951 644
40 I hate this shucking weather. 1.6191 0.01343 3368 1908 835 625
41 How do I know they're mine? 1.6174 0.01322 3238 1772 933 533
42 Shuck this." 1.6143 0.01895 1618 902 438 278
43 Moira, you really need to see someone about these hot flashes. 1.6142 0.01242 3657 2009 1050 598
44 Fox News said it was a vaccine side effect. 1.6092 0.01856 1676 939 453 284
45 The heat and humidity always makes me break out. 1.6021 0.01766 1684 910 534 240
46 I need to re-apply my butter. 1.6010 0.01243 3865 2233 941 691
47 It's not the heat, it's the humiliation..." 1.5879 0.01353 3186 1856 787 543
48 Is it hotter than usual or is it just me? 1.5878 0.01449 2460 1351 772 337
49 I can see the headline now: ‘Ears violate noise ordinance.’ 1.5872 0.01476 2827 1695 604 528
50 Would it be weird if I ate it? 1.5753 0.01554 2345 1373 595 377
51 Would you judge me if I ate one? 1.5738 0.01493 2473 1433 661 379
52 Something smells good 1.5709 0.01679 1734 955 568 211
53 Mama said there’d be maize like this. 1.5704 0.01615 2258 1358 512 388
54 Remember you said there was not one kernel of truth to global warming? 1.5650 0.01625 2214 1338 501 375
55 First time in Texas? 1.5582 0.01710 1872 1108 483 281
56 Because corny jokes are the only kind I know how to tell. 1.5551 0.01767 1724 1018 455 251
57 Can't you wait until the movie starts?” 1.5548 0.01828 1898 1212 319 367
58 It’s hot flashes. 1.5480 0.01810 1637 976 425 236
59 OK. I admit it. I was wrong to doubt climate change. 1.5479 0.02236 1024 598 291 135
60 Now do you believe that Climate Change is real? 1.5465 0.02302 968 567 273 128
61 If this heat wave keeps up, I'll be naked by noon. 1.5458 0.01827 1649 998 402 249
62 Okay, you were right. We should have dressed as zucchini. 1.5431 0.02293 963 564 275 124
63 What did you say? My ears just popped. 1.5430 0.01904 1534 937 361 236
64 It feels like a microwave out here. 1.5429 0.01901 1514 918 370 226
65 You should have seen a doctor when it was just corn flakes. 1.5429 0.01919 1400 827 386 187
66 This sunscreen isn't working. 1.5427 0.01916 1406 831 387 188
67 You were the one who wanted children. 1.5415 0.01922 1518 933 348 237
68 Let's retire in Arizona!" you said 1.5410 0.01929 1538 955 334 249
69 I think there might be a kernel of truth to climate change. 1.5401 0.01990 1398 856 329 213
70 Oh pardon me. That just popped out. 1.5375 0.01962 1481 923 320 238
71 It's like a microwave out here! 1.5372 0.01935 1452 886 352 214
72 You're literally an ear and you can't hear that popping?? 1.5368 0.02000 1401 867 316 218
73 I had told you butter doesn't count as sunscreen 1.5344 0.01973 1381 842 340 199
74 We don't need sunscreen," you said! "What's the worst that could happen?" you said 1.5335 0.02137 1209 747 279 183
75 Wanna pop over to my place? 1.5334 0.02031 1228 731 339 158
76 My ear's popping 1.5318 0.02115 1258 786 275 197
77 Damn these hot flashes! 1.5299 0.02092 1255 778 289 188
78 Retirement up North is sounding more and more appealing. 1.5295 0.02066 1256 771 305 180
79 Did you forget to put sunscreen on your ear?” 1.5276 0.02294 1196 792 177 227
80 In my defense, butter looks very similar to sunblock. 1.5274 0.02087 1185 718 309 158
81 I told you canola oil would make a bad sunblock... 1.5261 0.02104 1283 812 267 204
82 Oh, like you've never popped in public before. 1.5261 0.02170 1188 747 257 184
83 Let's go to Death Valley for our anniversary", you said 1.5246 0.02078 1220 749 302 169
84 My ears always pop when I’m in the mountains 1.5244 0.02132 1211 758 271 182
85 If we can find someone who has a suggestion, we’re all ears. 1.5235 0.02122 1108 666 304 138
86 It’s not the heat, it’s the…actually it is the heat. 1.5219 0.02140 1096 662 296 138
87 Global warming, movie night… what difference does it make? It all ends the same way for us. 1.5214 0.02230 1120 708 240 172
88 « Oh for shuck’s sake » 1.5198 0.02257 1112 710 226 176
89 Yes, you’re hot. I get it. 1.5189 0.02215 1114 701 248 165
90 You're gonna get us totally shucked. 1.5188 0.02392 1089 727 159 203
91 Another hot flash, Judy? 1.5139 0.02318 1006 635 225 146
92 Better this than polenta. 1.5138 0.02335 942 582 236 124
93 I swear if you say, ‘Hot enough for ya?’ I will shuck you right here. 1.5137 0.02376 1059 699 176 184
94 This always happens when we have beans for dinner. 1.5130 0.02370 961 607 215 139
95 Yes, but it's dry heat. 1.5121 0.02292 994 620 239 135
96 Today's forecast called for 4 minutes on high. 1.5109 0.02332 959 599 230 130
97 Welcome to Texas 1.5104 0.02288 1011 636 234 141
98 Last time I visit Texas. 1.5102 0.02442 929 596 192 141
99 Still in denial about climate change? 1.5102 0.02295 982 612 239 131
100 Stop saying, "Hot enough for you?" 1.5094 0.02284 962 593 248 121
101 I used to be one of those climate change deniers. 1.5093 0.02327 915 561 242 112
102 Sorry - I shouldn't have popped off like that. 1.5093 0.02304 972 606 237 129
103 I guess there's a kernel of truth to all this climate change hype. 1.5084 0.02364 952 602 216 134
104 Well, that fried egg we passed did warn us. 1.5077 0.02448 912 584 193 135
105 We don't need to wear our husks you said!..it's not that hot you said!..you worry too much you said!... . 1.5074 0.02377 881 543 229 109
106 We're gonna get an earful from Mom. 1.5065 0.02158 1001 602 291 108
107 Don't get too close to that giant butter ball. 1.5061 0.02560 982 678 111 193
108 I hope we end up in the same bag. 1.5045 0.02234 880 519 278 83
109 There you go, popping off about nothing again. 1.5033 0.02363 904 564 225 115
110 See, this is why you don't substitute butter for sunscreen. 1.5032 0.02351 934 588 222 124
111 I break out in the heat 1.5030 0.02400 823 501 230 92
112 The fact of the matter is, the New Yorker is a gargantuan advocate of the institutions they pretend to hate. The cheap trick lf pretending to give a voice to the masses as they continue to siphon from the consumer in exchange for a glimpse of recognition. Donald Newhouse has a net worth of 19 billion and we continue to feed the glutton. Anyway, when the corn pops, it feels like an orgasm. 1.5027 0.02982 750 529 65 156
113 We're just another corny cartoon in the New Yorker. 1.5022 0.02466 908 589 182 137
114 This shucks 1.5017 0.02477 889 574 184 131
115 My ears are popping. 1.5011 0.02517 880 574 171 135
116 By the time this heat wave ends we'll be both naked. 1.5006 0.02463 803 496 212 95
117 Hear that Bob, that's the sound of climate change. 1.5006 0.02364 909 571 221 117
118 That's the last time we go to the Redenbacher's. They keep that place like an oven. 1.4994 0.02488 819 515 199 105
119 I’ve just started getting those ads for kernel replacement therapy. How do they know? 1.4994 0.02536 801 507 188 106
120 Do you still think there is not a kernel of truth about climate change Bill? 1.4989 0.02397 874 548 216 110
121 I am getting old, I just heard something pop. 1.4983 0.04238 295 189 65 41
122 We mixed up the sunscreen and the butter again. 1.4977 0.02447 866 551 199 116
123 I told you: Sunscreen,not baby oil! 1.4976 0.02383 828 507 230 91
124 This is embarrassing, I wish you wouldn’t do that in public 1.4969 0.02434 813 503 216 94
125 Seriously? On our first date? 1.4967 0.02393 902 574 208 120
126 We should have used sunscreen instead of butter. 1.4958 0.02486 833 530 193 110
127 I knew we should have voted for Al Gore. 1.4954 0.04018 329 212 71 46
128 I’m not popping, you’re popping. 1.4953 0.02437 850 537 205 108
129 Excuse me. . . . Oops, excuse me again. . . . Dang, pardon me. . . . 1.4949 0.02654 788 518 150 120
130 Quit popping off about global warming being a hoax. 1.4948 0.02564 774 491 183 100
131 One more crackle, pop, and I'm going to snap. 1.4941 0.02537 769 483 192 94
132 You can’t just pop off like that 1.4941 0.02542 767 482 191 94
133 That's us. Two bags short of a matinee. 1.4938 0.02705 729 472 154 103
134 Hey, I’ll take a heatwave over a microwave any day. 1.4929 0.02588 775 497 174 104
135 Orville Redenbacher can go to hell. 1.4924 0.02728 721 469 149 103
136 At least it’s an unbuttered heat. 1.4921 0.02624 756 486 168 102
137 I don't know... I'm just not convinced on the science yet. 1.4911 0.02478 788 493 203 92
138 If it gets much hotter, we'll be naked! 1.4898 0.02618 735 468 174 93
139 Might as well go to a movie. 1.4892 0.02410 789 485 222 82
140 Damn hot flashes… 1.4889 0.02609 769 498 166 105
141 Marge, I think you’re having a hot flash! 1.4887 0.02593 755 483 175 97
142 This is precisely why I hate having heated arguments with you! 1.4872 0.02755 702 459 144 99
143 Any chance you believe global warming is real now? 1.4838 0.02532 711 440 198 73
144 I knew when I saw that fried egg on the sidewalk we should have turned back. 1.4836 0.02605 763 496 165 102
145 We'll never make it to movie night. 1.4834 0.02788 724 487 124 113
146 Shucks! I hoped you'd wait until the movie started. 1.4826 0.02519 719 446 199 74
147 My ear is popping, is yours? 1.4825 0.02685 713 463 156 94
148 If you ask, 'hot enough for you?' one more time, we're through. 1.4814 0.02783 644 414 150 80
149 If it gets much hotter out here, we’re gonna end up in a bowl on a coffee table, watching Netflix. 1.4809 0.02672 707 457 160 90
150 I estimate we have about 1 minute and 30 seconds left. 1.4799 0.02821 648 423 139 86
151 We gotta get outta Texas! 1.4784 0.02796 648 421 144 83
152 I don’t mind the heat, but the salt is terrible for my blood pressure. 1.4783 0.02566 667 411 193 63
153 Hot flashes? 1.4781 0.02521 753 479 188 86
154 Pop by here often? 1.4773 0.02836 572 359 153 60
155 I’m obsessed with pop culture. 1.4772 0.02825 679 454 126 99
156 If we don't get inside we're going to go full Redenbacher... 1.4755 0.02655 694 447 164 83
157 Remind me, why are we living in Texas? 1.4753 0.02796 688 460 129 99
158 “My ear just popped!” 1.4752 0.02810 686 460 126 100
159 You're right, it is a good way to lose weight. 1.4748 0.02636 636 395 180 61
160 What makes you think I'm still angry? 1.4748 0.02687 655 417 165 73
161 These kernels of truth confirm global warming 1.4746 0.02614 689 438 175 76
162 So much for “But it’s a dry heat” 1.4746 0.02724 668 433 153 82
163 You were the one who said we should move to Texas. 1.4739 0.02705 652 417 161 74
164 Stop calling me Pop. It’s not funny. 1.4728 0.02717 681 445 150 86
165 There’s that sound again… 1.4724 0.02652 652 412 172 68
166 You’re a real handful. 1.4723 0.02987 667 467 85 115
167 Days like this I wish I was a cucumber. 1.4719 0.02625 676 430 173 73
168 Better not hang around. We might get a-salted! 1.4708 0.02830 616 401 140 75
169 I'm just grateful for my body parts that haven't popped yet. 1.4677 0.02721 573 355 168 50
170 We might as well catch a movie now 1.4670 0.02698 606 381 167 58
171 Can't you wait until we're inside the theater 1.4661 0.02933 560 364 131 65
172 I don’t mind the heat. It’s the pigeons I can’t stand. 1.4655 0.02980 537 348 128 61
173 I feel like we start popping earlier and earlier every year. 1.4643 0.02798 588 377 149 62
174 I’m getting your hint that it’s time for me to pop the question. 1.4642 0.03003 517 333 128 56
175 Never assume it's only gas 1.4633 0.02926 559 364 131 64
176 Now that it looks like we’re done for, amigo, I need to confess something. I shucked your wife. 1.4632 0.02984 611 418 103 90
177 This heat wave will be the death of us 1.4606 0.02828 558 356 147 55
178 Did you accidently grab the spray butter instead of the suncreen? 1.4606 0.02865 545 348 143 54
179 Told you to stay out of the sun, Pops. 1.4595 0.02742 592 378 156 58
180 It’s not so bad, you should see what happened to Humpty. 1.4541 0.02872 555 361 136 58
181 Of all the downsides to climate change, one I did not foresee is premature popping!! 1.4522 0.02879 544 353 136 55
182 This is a shucking disaster! 1.4512 0.03188 523 361 88 74
183 I told you Texas was not a good idea 1.4508 0.03093 539 368 99 72
184 Hey, it's just you and me . We both know who did it. 1.4503 0.03146 493 330 104 59
185 Now I'm a proud poppa. 1.4499 0.03157 549 384 83 82
186 After our long walk I thought we would be too pooped to pop. 1.4498 0.03051 478 310 121 47
187 Don’t try to butter me up. 1.4495 0.02866 525 337 140 48
188 I thought this only happened in the movies. 1.4491 0.03037 481 312 122 47
189 This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a pop. 1.4486 0.03097 506 339 107 60
190 Still a climate change denier,Ted? 1.4485 0.03057 515 344 111 60
191 My ears won’t stop popping.” 1.4485 0.03321 437 292 94 51
192 Well, you may be surprised to hear this. I've decided to reconsider my position on global warming. 1.4477 0.03036 478 310 122 46
193 She said to pop over 1.4471 0.04080 293 197 61 35
194 I think we have more immediate problems than rising sea levels. 1.4469 0.03159 490 330 101 59
195 Do you want to pop into my place ? 1.4458 0.02988 498 325 124 49
196 Remember, never admit or imply that we're genetically modified. 1.4452 0.03096 465 304 115 46
197 Next person who denies global warming can eat ne. 1.4449 0.02923 535 353 126 56
198 And you want to bring baby corn into this world? 1.4435 0.02962 478 307 130 41
199 It’s like a microwave oven out here. 1.4429 0.03036 499 331 115 53
200 Eliot was wrong; it does end with a bang, and another, and another.... 1.4426 0.03294 418 276 99 43
201 Dude, I #@$%in' hate Summer. 1.4424 0.03300 443 299 92 52
202 If you say 'but at least it's a dry heat,' one more time I'm leaving you 1.4418 0.03477 421 290 76 55
203 I told you putting on oil was a bad idea. 1.4417 0.03053 480 316 116 48
204 Cornelius, would you cool off for just 2 seconds so we can talk 1.4410 0.02997 483 315 123 45
205 How would you define pop culture? 1.4405 0.03149 513 354 92 67
206 What the shuck? 1.4405 0.03137 513 353 94 66
207 Okay, I said, I wish to be a pop star. But this is ridiculous. 1.4402 0.02911 493 318 133 42
208 I told you SPF 30 won't cut it 1.4397 0.03038 464 302 120 42
209 who needs a microwave when you have global warming? 1.4392 0.03075 469 309 114 46
210 Using Canola oil as a sunscreen was a mistake. 1.4370 0.03197 476 325 94 57
211 I think we’re shucked! 1.4369 0.04046 293 199 60 34
212 Still, don’t believe in global warming 1.4362 0.02886 525 346 129 50
213 I’m a heavy popper. Runs in the family. 1.4360 0.03205 516 364 79 73
214 You're going to have to do something about those hot flashes. 1.4360 0.03130 484 328 101 55
215 What do you mean, you can't stop? 1.4357 0.02863 521 341 133 47
216 Do you still think there is not a kernel of truth to global warming? 1.4347 0.03228 467 320 91 56
217 Man, its like a microwave out here! 1.4343 0.03339 449 311 81 57
218 Should we hail a cob? 1.4338 0.03080 438 285 116 37
219 I’m all ears. Tell me more. 1.4337 0.02925 475 307 130 38
220 Did your ears just pop? 1.4336 0.03233 452 307 94 51
221 Now I know how you got the nickname “Pops.” 1.4336 0.02791 512 329 144 39
222 I told you to put on sunscreen! 1.4333 0.03068 457 301 114 42
223 I think it’s called foreshadowing. 1.4325 0.03423 437 306 73 58
224 Is it hot out here or are you just happy to see me? 1.4319 0.03361 426 292 84 50
225 Don’t tell me climate change isn’t real. 1.4299 0.03243 435 294 95 46
226 If anyone asks, we contain gluten. 1.4293 0.03492 410 286 72 52
227 Maybe there is a kernel of truth to this global warming thing. 1.4292 0.03372 424 292 82 50
228 I hate this weather - no matter how much I moisturize I still end up with flyaway kernels as soon as I step outside. 1.4290 0.03233 366 234 107 25
229 Next time use sunscreen, not oil. 1.4289 0.03184 443 298 100 45
230 The bus better get here before the matinee lets out. 1.4286 0.03230 399 262 103 34
231 …and I don’t want to hear another “told you so” about climate change. 1.4286 0.03329 434 299 84 51
232 They say once you pop you just can’t stop. 1.4282 0.03283 390 257 99 34
233 My ears are burning. 1.4276 0.03230 449 307 92 50
234 Look at it as a weight loss program! 1.4274 0.03391 379 253 90 36
235 How many times do I have to tell you, it doesn't matter if it's dry heat? 1.4268 0.03141 478 328 96 54
236 This may sound corny, but you're really hot. 1.4266 0.03464 368 247 85 36
237 What’d you just say? My ears are popping. 1.4264 0.03543 394 275 70 49
238 I told you it was too hot to retire here. 1.4251 0.03255 447 308 88 51
239 Um… Can you do that somewhere else? 1.4245 0.03353 424 293 82 49
240 God, you’re hot!🥰 1.4242 0.03635 356 245 71 40
241 I guess there's a kernel of truth to this global warming news. 1.4232 0.03297 397 266 94 37
242 Fuck, it's hot! 1.4211 0.03733 399 293 44 62
243 Stop saying, "But it's a dry heat." 1.4209 0.03412 411 286 77 48
244 I'm too pooped to pop. 1.4209 0.03448 373 253 83 37
245 Are you still going to try to tell me it will be fine because it is a "dry heat," Pamela? 1.4205 0.03263 409 276 94 39
246 But man,at least it's a dry heat. 1.4205 0.03828 283 188 71 24
247 So there’s a chance I may have mixed up the sunscreen and the butter again 1.4192 0.03458 365 247 83 35
248 I’m not the one who insisted on a Summer vacation in Phoenix… 1.4183 0.03240 416 282 94 40
249 You just couldn't hold it in, could you? 1.4182 0.03157 428 288 101 39
250 Is this a heat wave, or a microwave? 1.4182 0.03388 385 262 85 38
251 That’s when Jim realized the conversation was getting heated. 1.4182 0.03408 385 263 83 39
252 I think it’s time to take climate change seriously. 1.4179 0.03213 457 318 87 52
253 I wish my hot flashes weren't so obvious! 1.4178 0.03603 371 260 67 44
254 This heat wave is killing me. 1.4175 0.03095 412 271 110 31
255 Our ears just popped. 1.4165 0.03345 413 286 82 45
256 The number of corny submissions will be unbelievable. 1.4157 0.03365 421 295 77 49
257 Stop looking, it just makes it worse. 1.4147 0.03181 381 250 104 27
258 I told you we should’ve worn sunscreen instead of butter! 1.4145 0.03332 415 288 82 45
259 You brought me out here to butter me up? 1.4129 0.03248 373 247 98 28
260 You should see what happened to the eggs. 1.4127 0.03530 378 265 70 43
261 You wanna catch a movie? 1.4118 0.03435 374 257 80 37
262 Geez buddy, talk about premature, we haven't even kissed yet. 1.4110 0.03442 382 265 77 40
263 Don't lie, I can tell you're upset. 1.4103 0.03453 368 253 79 36
264 Jimmy, I don’t care. 1.4103 0.03642 351 246 66 39
265 You said “Move to Texas, we’ll have a better quality of life.” 1.4100 0.03588 361 253 68 40
266 There may be a kernel of truth to this global warming thing.” 1.4097 0.03496 371 258 74 39
267 ‘Don’t worry,’ they said. ‘It’s a dry heat,’ they said. 1.4092 0.03460 391 275 72 44
268 Guess we're just corn on the curb. 1.4086 0.03626 350 245 67 38
269 Could you move over a little if you're going to do that here. 1.4083 0.03348 387 266 84 37
270 This is on you, I never wanted to move to Texas 1.4081 0.03665 370 266 57 47
271 See? Butter is NOT a sun screen! 1.4080 0.03426 375 259 79 37
272 You couldn't just let the frying egg have its day, could you? 1.4078 0.03219 358 235 100 23
273 By the time the bus comes, they'll be passing us around in a bowl. 1.4050 0.03914 321 231 50 40
274 I think there might be a kernel of truth to the global warming theory. 1.4050 0.03591 363 257 65 41
275 Yes, next time we use sunscreen instead of butter and salt. 1.4050 0.03484 363 252 75 36
276 Look at us, two ears that won’t listen. 1.4049 0.03428 368 254 79 35
277 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1.4045 0.03928 314 225 51 38
278 Maybe there is a kernel of truth in this global warming business 1.4038 0.03505 369 259 71 39
279 You’re looking like a snack. 1.4035 0.04040 342 258 30 54
280 Move to Texas. It'll be fun, you said 1.4017 0.03535 346 240 73 33
281 I think my knee just popped 1.4016 0.03525 366 258 69 39
282 I suppose you are going to blame global warming for THIS too! 1.4012 0.03563 339 235 72 32
283 don't worry, it's natural 1.4006 0.03321 337 224 91 22
284 Any last thoughts? 1.4006 0.03659 362 261 57 44
285 Hot flash, Margo? 1.4005 0.03482 372 262 71 39
286 This isn’t exactly the ‘hot date’ that I had in mind, Cornelia. 1.4000 0.03733 305 211 66 28
287 No way I'm stepping on that asphalt! 1.3994 0.03446 323 217 83 23
288 Relax, our ride should be here in a Jiffy, Pop. 1.3989 0.03678 351 252 58 41
289 As long as it’s less than 2 seconds between pops, you’re not gonna burn 1.3988 0.03461 346 238 78 30
290 Is it hot or is it me? 1.3982 0.03599 334 233 69 32
291 My ears are always popping in the mountains 1.3981 0.03764 314 221 61 32
292 So, do you now believe in climate change? 1.3976 0.03525 337 233 74 30
293 I forgot the paper bags 1.3974 0.03342 390 273 79 38
294 Let’s move to Texas” you said 1.3969 0.03846 325 235 51 39
295 Or are you just happy to see me? 1.3966 0.03539 348 244 70 34
296 I know it's a crazy idea, but there's a kernel of truth to it. 1.3965 0.03304 343 230 90 23
297 You shouldn’t have disabled your pop-up blocker. 1.3962 0.03884 318 230 50 38
298 Sure, you're ok now...but as soon as it slows down to once every 2 to 3 seconds, it means you're finished. 1.3958 0.03887 288 202 58 28
299 Hope the bus has air conditioning. 1.3956 0.03540 321 220 75 26
300 It beats being in the microwave. 1.3955 0.03620 311 214 71 26
301 Waiting for the bus in Arizona in August. Isn't that how your first husband died, Linda? 1.3953 0.03639 344 245 62 37
302 We will soon be the target of many corny jokes. 1.3952 0.03505 377 270 65 42
303 Still think coconut oil is a safe alternative to sunscreen? 1.3944 0.03613 322 224 69 29
304 And they thought one degree wouldn’t make a big difference. 1.3944 0.03666 322 226 65 31
305 People still don't believe in global warming. 1.3938 0.03535 325 224 74 27
306 Boy, when you said you wanted to pop outside for a moment, you really meant it. 1.3935 0.03539 338 236 71 31
307 I think I popped my pants. 1.3932 0.03683 323 228 63 32
308 why do yours sound like woopy cushions? 1.3920 0.03876 324 237 47 40
309 Yes, global warning is real - and I have a kernel of evidence to prove it. 1.3917 0.03545 337 236 70 31
310 I always lose weight in the summer. 1.3914 0.03586 304 208 73 23
311 Tomorrow, we need to try some sunscreen that's less oily. 1.3914 0.03586 304 208 73 23
312 I hate what this heat and humidity does to my kernels! 1.3914 0.03473 350 245 73 32
313 We should have listened to the weather report when it said it was going to hot enough to pop corn on the sidewalk. 1.3902 0.03764 287 199 64 24
314 Yeah, but the Canadian smoke adds a nice depth to the flavor 1.3896 0.03603 326 229 67 30
315 Is there still time for me to rethink my position on climate change? 1.3895 0.03910 285 202 55 28
316 This weather reminds me of the greenhouse where I met your mother. It's good to shed a few kernels, she always complains about how husky I am. 1.3889 0.03799 324 235 52 37
317 Stop doing that in polite company! 1.3889 0.03505 342 240 71 31
318 Sure, the summers are hotter down here, but there's no state income tax. 1.3887 0.03632 319 224 66 29
319 Uh, your cob is showing. 1.3880 0.03536 317 219 73 25
320 I told you to go before we left. 1.3872 0.03577 297 203 73 21
321 I’m sorry you’re offended but it’s a perfectly natural bodily function. 1.3871 0.03702 341 248 54 39
322 Bless you! 1.3864 0.03900 295 212 52 31
323 Gesundheit! 1.3851 0.03709 296 207 64 25
324 Is it the heat or are you just glad to see me? 1.3849 0.03945 278 198 53 27
325 Weren't there three of us just a while ago? 1.3849 0.03816 291 206 58 27
326 I hear Alaska is nice! 1.3846 0.03606 325 230 65 30
327 If you sing “Pop Goes The Weasel “ one more time…. 1.3840 0.04035 263 187 51 25
328 This is the end sweetie. What a life. 1.3836 0.04045 292 215 42 35
329 You do know that saying 'let's pop over and see a movie' is a figure of speech right? 1.3834 0.03996 253 177 55 21
330 Sorry that I prematurely popped! 1.3831 0.03574 308 214 70 24
331 That's Pop Art, Baby! 1.3829 0.03271 350 240 86 24
332 There may be a kernel of truth in climate change. 1.3828 0.03586 337 241 63 33
333 The driver said he'd be here in a Jiffy. 1.3828 0.03760 290 204 61 25
334 So this is puberty? 1.3827 0.03691 324 233 58 33
335 Real mature, Neil. 1.3826 0.03573 345 248 62 35
336 Apparently, I used the wrong bottle. Turns out the SPF on the label stood for sun popping factor. 1.3826 0.04333 264 197 33 34
337 This isn't what I meant when I said 'lose a few for summer'. 1.3821 0.03788 280 196 61 23
338 When the popping sound slows to one every three seconds, we're done 1.3821 0.03921 280 200 53 27
339 Did you remember to bring a bowl? 1.3819 0.03414 309 210 80 19
340 I blame it on the Canadians. 1.3818 0.03767 275 191 63 21
341 Jimmy, my boy, this is what happens when you crack corn and don't care. 1.3817 0.04116 262 189 46 27
342 Let's hitchhike through Arizona in June, you said. 1.3808 0.03844 281 199 57 25
343 Another hot flash? 1.3806 0.03727 310 222 58 30
344 There may be a kernel of truth to Global Warming 1.3806 0.03810 310 225 52 33
345 Can we call it a day? I'm popped. 1.3806 0.03671 310 220 62 28
346 At this rate, we’ll be in a bowl by noon. 1.3804 0.03567 326 231 66 29
347 Seems unfair; losing weight but getting husky. 1.3803 0.03579 284 194 72 18
348 What's next? I'll tell ya what's next. We're gonna be strung up and hung on a Christmas tree. 1.3795 0.03817 303 219 53 31
349 You say it's climate change, I say it's just stress. 1.3793 0.03866 261 182 59 20
350 Maybe there's a kernel of truth to all the talk about sunscreen. 1.3784 0.03732 296 210 60 26
351 You don't have to butter me up. 1.3775 0.03525 302 209 72 21
352 You know that expression, "It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk?" 1.3774 0.03786 265 184 62 19
353 It's always about the oceans and never about us. 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
354 We'd get picked up quicker with a little salt and butter." 1.3772 0.03889 289 209 51 29
355 If you have a better way to relax than hot yoga, I'm all ears 1.3769 0.03973 268 192 51 25
356 On second thought, let’s pop inside. 1.3768 0.03843 284 203 55 26
357 I had big dreams. Movies. A ballpark. Certainly not the side of a road. 1.3763 0.03830 295 213 53 29
358 Don't tell me it's the humidity. It's the heat! 1.3755 0.04046 237 166 53 18
359 Getting old is tough. I can’t pop for days and then…KABOOM! 1.3755 0.03890 269 191 55 23
360 Remember when we could go outside in June without popping? 1.3754 0.03848 293 212 52 29
361 And Gov. Abbot says we don't need a water break! 1.3750 0.03676 312 224 59 29
362 I guess that tanning oil was a bad idea. 1.3734 0.03737 308 223 55 30
363 So much for your global warming denial. 1.3734 0.03709 308 222 57 29
364 There you go again,popping your mouth off!! 1.3729 0.03574 303 213 67 23
365 Stop trying to butter me up 1.3729 0.03664 303 216 61 26
366 Will you stop singing, “Pop Goes the Weasel?” 1.3724 0.04273 239 174 41 24
367 Every time there’s a heatwave, I feel like I lose a little piece of myself. 1.3723 0.03890 282 204 51 27
368 Menopause, am I right? 1.3721 0.03857 301 221 48 32
369 At this rate we’ll be gone before the movie starts 1.3718 0.03783 312 229 50 33
370 It's true that I find you attractive. How could you tell? 1.3715 0.03982 253 180 52 21
371 For an ear of corn, you don't listen real well. 1.3713 0.03854 272 194 55 23
372 Is it the heat or are you just excited to see me? 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
373 I said sunblock, not oil. 1.3709 0.03993 275 201 46 28
374 First time popping? Mazola tov. 1.3706 0.04005 286 212 42 32
375 We've got to stop having such heated fights. 1.3703 0.03467 316 222 71 23
376 You forgot to apply sunscreen, didn't you? 1.3700 0.03772 273 193 59 21
377 I take global warming with a grain of salt. 1.3691 0.03824 298 218 50 30
378 Do you smell popcorn? 1.3684 0.03727 266 186 62 18
379 Don't try and butter me up... 1.3684 0.04226 266 200 34 32
380 Did you just pop the question? 1.3682 0.04398 220 160 39 21
381 I've had it with these corny New Yorker captions. 1.3680 0.04206 250 184 40 26
382 Menopause is hell. 1.3680 0.04090 250 181 46 23
383 This proves there is more than a kernel of truth to global warming. 1.3673 0.03890 294 217 46 31
384 Global warming and 'POP' we're history. 1.3670 0.03831 297 218 49 30
385 Oh no, I think that bottle was butter not sunscreen 1.3670 0.03710 297 214 57 26
386 Yet another thing my doctor will say is age related. 1.3669 0.04113 248 180 45 23
387 Honey, I really think we should start spending our summers in Maine. 1.3668 0.03833 259 183 57 19
388 Stop it! We're gonna get a-salted. 1.3665 0.03760 281 201 57 23
389 Did you just pop one? 1.3665 0.04037 251 181 48 22
390 It's always Pop, Pop, Pop—nobody ever calls me "Dad". 1.3659 0.04013 246 176 50 20
391 I don't really care if it's a dry heat, Jeff. I don't really care. 1.3655 0.04059 249 180 47 22
392 Act natural 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
393 Oh, come on. It's not THAT hot out! 1.3643 0.03994 258 187 48 23
394 Please stop saying "There goes the weasel." 1.3640 0.04177 261 195 37 29
395 Things don't really start poppin' til around noon. 1.3640 0.03923 261 188 51 22
396 I was loving the mountain walk until my ears started popping!" 1.3640 0.03771 283 204 55 24
397 Is that me popping, or you? 1.3636 0.03704 242 166 64 12
398 Who knew, the sun has a popcorn setting. 1.3636 0.04413 231 172 34 25
399 Good Lord, Carl - you can’t just pop all over the sidewalk and leave it there. 1.3636 0.04247 220 158 44 18
400 Can you just hold it until we get home? 1.3629 0.04186 248 183 40 25
401 Calm down! The bus will be here in a jiffy, Pop. 1.3626 0.03868 273 198 51 24
402 I won't be able to hold myself together much longer if this heat continues! 1.3626 0.03679 262 183 63 16
403 I did have beans last night; why do you ask? 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
404 When you said you were going to pop the question I thought you meant something else 1.3622 0.04074 254 186 44 24
405 I'm still waiting for a kernel of truth 1.3621 0.03573 290 205 65 20
406 Is it hot out here or is it just me? 1.3620 0.03941 279 206 45 28
407 Climate change is killing me. 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
408 I think my ears just popped 1.3619 0.04223 257 193 35 29
409 There isn't a kernel of truth to anything that you just said. 1.3610 0.03722 277 198 58 21
410 These days I'm just too pooped to pop. 1.3609 0.04018 230 163 51 16
411 If I hear one more hot butter joke I’m gonna explode” 1.3608 0.03826 255 181 56 18
412 I told you they were lying about the sunscreen. It is not supposed to smell like butter. 1.3608 0.04023 255 186 46 23
413 We've got it easy. The popsicle family next door hasn't been seen for weeks and the poor crayons down the street will need months of reconstructive surgery. 1.3607 0.04153 244 179 42 23
414 I need to switch to SPF 50 1.3596 0.03895 228 159 56 13
415 I told you not to move to Phoenix in July. 1.3596 0.03854 267 193 52 22
416 Go ahead, tell me, I'm all ears 1.3590 0.03966 273 202 44 27
417 Would you be offended if I just tried a couple of these...? 1.3590 0.03922 234 165 54 15
418 Try having Hot Flashes, too. 1.3588 0.03541 301 215 64 22
419 Try to control yourself. 1.3587 0.04199 223 161 44 18
420 Oh this is great! You said let's go to Arizona for vacation. 1.3585 0.04018 265 196 43 26
421 We’re shucked! 1.3584 0.04299 226 166 39 21
422 Oh, sorry. That just slipped out. 1.3582 0.03768 268 192 56 20
423 Boy, your hot flashes seem worse than ever. 1.3577 0.04124 246 181 42 23
424 For some reason I feel like going to see a movie. 1.3577 0.03960 246 177 50 19
425 What’s poppin’ my man?!” 1.3574 0.03610 277 196 63 18
426 No matter what happens, stay away from the movie theater. 1.3574 0.03658 305 223 55 27
427 It'll be over in a Jiffy. 1.3571 0.04135 224 161 46 17
428 Oops, I popped my pants. 1.3571 0.04005 266 197 43 26
429 Don't take this as a corny come-on, but you're hot. 1.3569 0.04055 255 188 43 24
430 And you still don’t think that global warming is real? 1.3568 0.04226 241 179 38 24
431 Feels like an air fryer out here 1.3566 0.03907 258 187 50 21
432 I told uou visiting Phoenix in July was a bad idea. 1.3561 0.04061 264 197 40 27
433 So you're hot. You don't need to make a big deal of it. 1.3559 0.04208 222 161 43 18
434 Still think we don't need sunscreen? 1.3556 0.03889 270 198 48 24
435 Is your ear popping? 1.3556 0.03818 270 196 52 22
436 Uh oh. Did you use butter instead of sunblock again? 1.3553 0.03543 304 219 62 23
437 Sorry — puberty. 1.3551 0.04213 245 183 37 25
438 I always break out in hot weather. 1.3546 0.03900 251 181 51 19
439 And stop calling me “Pops”! 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
440 Really? We just had to be in Texas, in July? 1.3542 0.03744 288 211 52 25
441 Never let 'em see you pop, kid. 1.3541 0.03653 305 224 54 27
442 This is what I get for letting the grandkids call me Pop-pop! 1.3540 0.04292 226 167 38 21
443 It’s hotter than Orville Redenbacher’s kitchen out here. 1.3540 0.04200 226 165 42 19
444 They always say it's the humidity that gets you, but I think it's the heat. 1.3536 0.03578 280 199 63 18
445 I am trying to keep it together! 1.3535 0.04199 215 155 44 16
446 No, that wasn’t me! 1.3527 0.03800 275 201 51 23
447 Signs of global warming continue to fall on deaf ears. 1.3523 0.03773 298 222 47 29
448 Still think climate change won't be a problem? 1.3523 0.03800 264 191 53 20
449 I'm getting too pooped to pop! 1.3522 0.03982 247 180 47 20
450 Don't worry" he said. "It's a dry heat" he said 1.3514 0.04152 222 161 44 17
451 I can tell they're talking about us when my ears are burning. 1.3509 0.03673 265 189 59 17
452 I know, I know. I'll start using the head & shoulders again. 1.3505 0.03883 214 149 55 10
453 Perhaps there's a kernel of truth to this whole climate change thing. 1.3504 0.04180 234 173 40 21
454 Who said they were ‘ too pooped to pop ‘ ? 1.3502 0.04393 237 181 29 27
455 Sometimes I amaze myself. 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
456 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford 1.3494 0.04456 249 195 21 33
457 When they issued that heat advisory, they weren't kidding. 1.3489 0.04121 235 173 42 20
458 Is that climate change or are you just happy to see me? 1.3489 0.04378 235 179 30 26
459 I miss Nebraska. 1.3485 0.03594 241 167 64 10
460 You and your food swings. 1.3484 0.03969 244 178 47 19
461 You forgot your sunscreen, didn’t you, George? 1.3482 0.03892 247 179 50 18
462 My advice? Stay in the shade and avoid movie theaters 1.3480 0.03813 273 201 49 23
463 I bet they can't think of a caption that isn't corny. 1.3476 0.04319 233 176 33 24
464 Good thing we applied salt and butter before leaving the house. 1.3472 0.04400 193 140 39 14
465 At this rate, we’ll never make it to the movie. 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
466 'Don't worry, it's a dry heat' you said! 1.3470 0.03826 268 197 49 22
467 I still think this so-called ‘popcorn’ thing is a hoax. 1.3467 0.04536 199 148 33 18
468 This is last time I forget to put lotion on my ears. 1.3467 0.04106 225 164 44 17
469 If we hurry to the movie theater, we can make a fortune. 1.3466 0.04048 251 187 41 23
470 The heat always makes me break out 1.3465 0.03935 254 187 46 21
471 If you're going to keep popping off I'm going back inside. 1.3463 0.04077 231 169 44 18
472 I’m not going to keep saying gezundheit 1.3462 0.03908 260 192 46 22
473 It’s not to much the humidity, as it is the heat. 1.3458 0.03923 240 174 49 17
474 Do you ear what I ear? 1.3454 0.03866 249 181 50 18
475 So there WAS a kernel of truth in the whole "if it gets hot enough." 1.3453 0.04030 223 161 47 15
476 They said it was hot enough to fry and egg on the sidewalk. No said anything about this. 1.3451 0.03842 255 186 50 19
477 I'm having a bad ear day. 1.3443 0.04129 244 183 38 23
478 If you say snap, crackle, pop one more time, I’m going to shuck you! 1.3439 0.03902 253 186 47 20
479 Just my usual body oil. Why? 1.3432 0.03731 236 167 57 12
480 What did you expect… it’s hot enough to fry an egg! 1.3429 0.03452 280 199 66 15
481 Let’s go to the movies 1.3423 0.03501 260 183 65 12
482 Of course it’s just a bad dream. It’s not like we have legs anyway. 1.3418 0.04128 237 177 39 21
483 I forgot to put on butter. 1.3415 0.03603 287 210 56 21
484 You still think global warming is a hoax? 1.3407 0.03648 270 196 56 18
485 Careful, Martha, your kernels are popping out again. 1.3401 0.03836 247 180 50 17
486 God Bless You! 1.3396 0.03770 265 195 50 20
487 Wanna take a dip in the Land O Lakes? 1.3389 0.04012 239 177 43 19
488 Ok, so it's hot. Try not to go to pieces. 1.3385 0.04229 195 141 42 12
489 The weatherman never knows what’s he’s talking about, huh? 1.3382 0.04118 207 150 44 13
490 Oh, quit popping off 1.3376 0.05076 157 118 25 14
491 Was SPF 20 the best you could find? 1.3374 0.03876 243 178 48 17
492 I'm popping MAD! Who says climate change doesn't exist?! 1.3374 0.03843 246 180 49 17
493 I’m roasting 1.3371 0.03699 264 193 53 18
494 I'm just glad to see you. 1.3364 0.04038 217 158 45 14
495 Hmmf! Who said “Don’t worry- it’s a dry heat”? 1.3364 0.04294 217 163 35 19
496 Do you believe in global warming now?! 1.3362 0.04138 232 174 38 20
497 Sorry, I just get so nervous on first dates. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
498 Not to be weird, but I’d love to see you covered in butter. 1.3352 0.04495 182 134 35 13
499 That’s the last time I go to a pop concert with you! 1.3350 0.04491 197 148 32 17
500 It's not the heat. It's the stupidity. 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
501 Sorry that I did not vote for Al Gore 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
502 Don't move. I'm going to get a bowl. 1.3349 0.03751 218 154 55 9
503 This heat wave is taking a lot out of me! 1.3348 0.03846 224 161 51 12
504 They weren't kidding about these hot flashes. 1.3348 0.04098 224 166 41 17
505 ''This heat wave is going to leave me feeling like an empty husk.'' 1.3333 0.04244 213 159 37 17
506 Why did you think tanning butter was a good idea? 1.3333 0.04058 255 195 35 25
507 Would you stop with that "pop goes the weasel"! 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
508 I didn’t realize you were under that much pressure. 1.3333 0.04208 204 150 40 14
509 Either way we're chewed." 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
510 Damn it, I told you SPF 30 wasn't enough. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
511 It looks like you had a jolly time with Mrs. Redenbacher. 1.3333 0.03792 258 191 48 19
512 Wait here. I'll be back in a jiffy. 1.3333 0.03984 225 165 45 15
513 Uh-oh, we forgot to put on sunscreen. 1.3333 0.04226 225 170 35 20
514 Why is it you always get so nervous when we’re invited to the Redenbachers? 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
515 We should have buttered up before we came outside. 1.3333 0.03984 225 165 45 15
516 hey man, what's poppin? 1.3333 0.04146 231 174 37 20
517 Yes, it is that hot! 1.3333 0.03700 255 186 53 16
518 I was hoping we'd make it to the movie theater before this happened. 1.3320 0.03721 244 177 53 14
519 Still think climate change is a hoax, Fred? 1.3318 0.04056 223 165 42 16
520 I told you hot yoga was a stupid idea. 1.3318 0.04430 214 164 29 21
521 It wasn't me 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
522 The Popocalypse is nigh. 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
523 I hope our Uber has bucket seats. 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
524 Things are gonna improve soon. Governor Abbott has threatened the sun with prison if it continues to rise every morning and heat up Texas. 1.3314 0.04952 172 132 23 17
525 You need to keep it together. 1.3307 0.03676 257 188 53 16
526 That was butter, not sunscreen 1.3307 0.03949 254 192 40 22
527 We better get out of the sun. We’re starting to attract salt and butter. 1.3305 0.03978 233 173 43 17
528 This is nothing. Look at those eggs across the street! 1.3305 0.04070 233 175 39 19
529 You can't show me one kernel of evidence that global warming even exists." 1.3305 0.04115 233 176 37 20
530 I told you butter isn’t the same as sunscreen. 1.3304 0.04015 230 171 42 17
531 ‘Climate change?’ Not a kernel of truth in it! 1.3304 0.04041 224 166 42 16
532 Were you holding that in all winter? 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
533 Don't you dare try to butter me up! 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
534 If we wait awhile longer, someone will take us to the movies. 1.3293 0.04838 167 126 27 14
535 It's so hot out here today you could fry an egg on the sidewal.....oh, nevermind. 1.3291 0.03596 237 169 58 10
536 Sunscreen, not butter! 1.3291 0.03694 237 171 54 12
537 Can you wait until we get to the theater. 1.3289 0.04178 228 173 35 20
538 Yes, Kernel Obvious, it IS hot enough for me. 1.3288 0.04113 222 166 39 17
539 It’s going to be super hot today, I said. You should use a high SPF sunscreen when you go out, I said. So who’s the idiot who puts on canola oil? 1.3287 0.04142 216 161 39 16
540 Move to Florida", you said 1.3287 0.04036 216 159 43 14
541 I blame Canada 1.3285 0.04268 207 155 36 16
542 They grow up so fast. 1.3285 0.04212 207 154 38 15
543 Sorry, it was the bean dip. 1.3284 0.04312 204 153 35 16
544 It was your job to check the weather. 1.3283 0.03976 198 142 47 9
545 The weather man wasn’t kidding when he said we would be having a micro wave today 1.3280 0.04210 186 135 41 10
546 So this is your weight-loss plan? 1.3277 0.03776 238 174 50 14
547 Believe me, it’s worse for the eggs. 1.3273 0.05170 165 129 18 18
548 Suddenly, I feel like going to the movies. 1.3270 0.04153 211 157 39 15
549 Did you remember to bring the salt? 1.3269 0.03967 208 151 46 11
550 I feel like a snack. 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
551 Somebody popped! 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
552 You didn't hear me? I thought you said that you were all ears. 1.3267 0.04282 202 151 36 15
553 This hot weather sure takes it out of you! 1.3264 0.03955 242 182 41 19
554 Not a kernel of truth to global warming?! It's 120 degrees, Cornelia! 1.3264 0.04034 239 181 38 20
555 We could say "We're all ears", but that's too corny. 1.3261 0.04054 230 173 39 18
556 We better get some shade, or some butter and salt. 1.3259 0.03828 224 163 49 12
557 According to the Pringle’s can, the fun shouldn’t stop. 1.3258 0.04315 221 170 30 21
558 Our ride should be here in a jiffy, Pop 1.3256 0.04303 215 164 32 19
559 Kansas in August 1.3256 0.04432 172 126 36 10
560 Yeah. It's hot enough to pop corn on the sidewalk. 1.3256 0.04043 215 159 42 14
561 Sure you’re nervous, but “Never let them see you pop!” 1.3255 0.03799 212 152 51 9
562 At least we're not eggs. 1.3254 0.04066 209 154 42 13
563 Hold on. I think my ears just popped. 1.3254 0.04009 209 153 44 12
564 A movie?! That's the 2nd worst idea you've had today 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
565 We better get out of this heat before something else pops off. 1.3249 0.03966 237 178 41 18
566 Hot flashes again? 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
567 Just be glad you're not an egg. 1.3247 0.03896 231 171 45 15
568 Hope the bus has AC. 1.3243 0.04616 185 141 28 16
569 It’s not you, it’s climate change. 1.3243 0.04552 185 140 30 15
570 Just keep your back to the sun and we'll be fine. 1.3242 0.03989 219 162 43 14
571 You realize you're about to expose your cob in public? 1.3231 0.04290 229 178 28 23
572 Come on! She’s not that pretty. 1.3229 0.04088 223 168 38 17
573 Everything's ok, but when you don't hear that popping sound for a second or two, we need to get out of the heat... 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
574 Some weather report! They only said it was hot enough to fry an egg. 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
575 Well it doesn't feel like cannibalism to me. 1.3224 0.04157 214 161 37 16
576 And the eggs think they have it bad. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
577 If someone asks me "what's poppin" one more time, I swear they're going to get an earful! 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
578 I hate it when you pop off for no reason 1.3220 0.03881 236 176 44 16
579 I do believe there's more than a kernel of truth to climate change~ 1.3216 0.04035 227 171 39 17
580 You getting the hot flashes too? 1.3216 0.03937 227 169 43 15
581 'Phoenix in July,' she said. It's a dry heat,' she said. 1.3213 0.03959 221 164 43 14
582 I told you olive oil isn’t a sunscreen. 1.3211 0.04100 218 164 38 16
583 Believe in climate change now? 1.3209 0.04192 215 163 35 17
584 Are you Monsanto or DuPont? 1.3209 0.03979 215 159 43 13
585 You wanna go to the movies? 1.3208 0.04127 212 159 38 15
586 No matter how many time you pop the question the answer is, "no." 1.3206 0.04168 209 157 37 15
587 Maybe call me 'dad' instead of 'pop.' 1.3206 0.03882 209 152 47 10
588 Nanny and PopPop are on their way, kids 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
589 This is exactly how I imagined having kids would be. 1.3202 0.04196 203 152 37 14
590 Please tell me you grabbed the butter instead of sunblock. 1.3200 0.04179 200 149 38 13
591 It isn’t global warming that scares me the most. It’s pigeons. 1.3196 0.04135 219 166 36 17
592 Now, I guess you’re gonna butter me up? 1.3196 0.04391 194 147 32 15
593 See, Climate Change is Real!! 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
594 The good new is, those aren’t gunshots. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
595 Is it just me, or is it getting hot? 1.3192 0.03945 213 157 44 12
596 If you pop off like that in front of your mother, this vacation will be over. 1.3190 0.03807 210 152 49 9
597 You're looking a bit puffed...Must be the heat! 1.3190 0.04040 210 156 41 13
598 This anti-popspirant sucks. 1.3188 0.04357 207 159 30 18
599 It's a lot of pressure, always having to 'pop' corn. The other vegetables don't know how lucky they are' 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
600 No, I did not bring salt. 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
601 You can quit excusing yourself every time. I just blame it on climate change. 1.3186 0.04235 204 154 35 15
602 You're as corny as Texas in August 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
603 Is it hot out or are you just happy to see me? 1.3184 0.04162 201 150 38 13
604 I hate matinees. 1.3184 0.03720 201 143 52 6
605 This totally shucks 1.3182 0.04143 198 147 39 12
606 Still think Climate Change is a hoax? 1.3182 0.04705 176 135 26 15
607 I can live with the heat, it's the cannibalistic feelings that really bother me. 1.3182 0.04612 198 155 23 20
608 Well, that'll save us a few bucks at the multiplex. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
609 So sorry. I give myself gas. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
610 I told you visiting Texas was a bad idea 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
611 Debbie, your summer bod is poppin'. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
612 SPF 70, my ass! 1.3167 0.04693 180 139 25 16
613 This will end badly. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
614 Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to move to Texas 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
615 Can you be more discreet? Those are both audible AND visible. 1.3166 0.04247 199 150 35 14
616 Closest thing to an orgasm I’ll ever have. 1.3165 0.04127 237 184 31 22
617 Yeah, I break out in the heat 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
618 Hey Pops ... what SPF is butter? 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
619 I didn't think that I'd start losing my kernels until I was much older. 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
620 Now you think the climate change is existential? 1.3161 0.04520 193 149 27 17
621 We’ve got to get out of Texas! 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
622 Mixed up the sunscreen and butter again? 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
623 No, they won't grow back, we're cooked. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
624 Don’t pop off at me! 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
625 Smothering ourselves in oil during a heat wave. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3156 0.03847 225 167 45 13
626 You and your “things are poppin’” 1.3156 0.03949 225 169 41 15
627 Everybody thinks climate change won’t affect them — until it does. 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
628 I said it’s hot. Something wrong with your ear? 1.3155 0.04311 206 158 31 17
629 The next thing I know the governor puts me on a bus to Texas. 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
630 Just watch out for anyone with butter. 1.3152 0.04485 184 140 30 14
631 We have just created the most perfect snack food, better make ourselves scarce. 1.3150 0.04228 200 151 35 14
632 Wait! Why does the sunscreen taste so deliciously buttery? 1.3149 0.04604 181 139 27 15
633 Can’t be genetic- neither of my parents went bald. 1.3148 0.04834 162 124 25 13
634 I told you we should have left Texas 1.3147 0.04392 197 151 30 16
635 In my next life, I want to be a spring crop. 1.3145 0.04816 159 121 26 12
636 I can’t help it, Gloria, you’re soooooo damn hot! 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
637 That’s nothing, my niblets are swelling. 1.3143 0.04502 175 132 31 12
638 Are you ears popping? 1.3143 0.04141 210 159 36 15
639 Mom warned us about climate change! 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
640 Ow! My ears! 1.3143 0.04303 210 162 30 18
641 A hoax huh... 1.3140 0.04069 207 155 39 13
642 This heat shucks. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
643 Global warming. Nothing to worry about, they say. 1.3137 0.04167 204 154 36 14
644 Is your ear also popping? 1.3136 0.04007 220 166 39 15
645 I told you that wasn’t tanning oil 1.3136 0.03721 236 175 48 13
646 Jimmy...? Crack corn. I don't care. 1.3134 0.04327 201 154 31 16
647 Hope it’s a bus and not a harvester. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
648 Pardon me. 1.3128 0.04420 195 150 29 16
649 Mom! You said we were 100% sweet corn! Was Grandpa popcorn! 1.3125 0.04346 192 146 32 14
650 I swear this NEVER happened before 1.3125 0.04218 192 144 36 12
651 I’ve popped my back out 1.3122 0.04263 189 142 35 12
652 We shouldn't have left the house without salt and butter. 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
653 Well at least you're not too pooped to pop. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
654 You’ll do anything to save a buck, won’t you Jerry? Now hurry up, the movie starts in ten minutes and I don’t want to miss the previews” 1.3116 0.04376 215 169 25 21
655 Sun's up and things are starting to pop. 1.3116 0.04173 215 165 33 17
656 Liam Neeson can’t stop driving or his family will explode 1.3116 0.04581 199 157 22 20
657 Don't you dare say "Hot enough for you?" 1.3114 0.04050 228 175 35 18
658 Talk buttery to me, you sexy thing 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
659 No kid, you don't want to be in the movies. 1.3111 0.04680 180 140 24 16
660 Yet every summer, we have to listen to the eggs griping about the pavement. 1.3110 0.04364 209 163 27 19
661 I'm so sick of this shucking heat wave 1.3110 0.04203 209 160 33 16
662 Will you quit calling me 'Pops'! 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
663 I told you we shouldn't come to Austin in August! 1.3107 0.04189 206 157 34 15
664 And you wanted to go to Texas! 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
665 Can you please stop popping off about global warming? 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
666 Global warming, Climate Change, It has consequences! 1.3100 0.04096 200 150 38 12
667 Couldn't you hold it in till we got to the pot? 1.3099 0.04144 213 163 34 16
668 Things could be butter. 1.3096 0.04200 197 149 35 13
669 You know, there may be a kernel of truth to climate change after all. 1.3094 0.03804 223 166 45 12
670 Pop of the morning, Kernel. 1.3094 0.04061 223 171 35 17
671 I dreamed I was a watermelon. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
672 Still getting those hot flashes, Edna? 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
673 I told you to check the air popping index this morning! 1.3089 0.04353 191 146 31 14
674 You can call me Dad, Daddy, or Daddeo, but, please, never call me Pop. 1.3088 0.04156 204 155 35 14
675 Don't worry. I have some butter and sea salt on me. 1.3088 0.03982 217 164 39 14
676 This is your reaction when I pop the question? 1.3085 0.04199 201 153 34 14
677 This is a-maize-ing! 1.3085 0.03955 201 149 42 10
678 Aren’t you being a little dramatic? 1.3084 0.04074 214 163 36 15
679 I'm starting to think that there is more than a kernel of truth to this global warming 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
680 Oh I see. Now that we’re married you’ll jus do that right in front of me? 1.3082 0.04883 159 123 23 13
681 Don't complain... I saw them milking the cows and getting powdered milk! 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
682 Get a room! 1.3081 0.04384 185 141 31 13
683 On second thought, let's skip the movie. 1.3077 0.03930 221 167 40 14
684 Son, for the last time, don't call me Pop. 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
685 The sun takes a lot out of me. 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
686 Yeah, but at least it's a dry heat. 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
687 What’s that noise? 1.3077 0.04673 169 130 26 13
688 I told you it was more than two minutes and thirty seconds away 1.3073 0.03966 218 165 39 14
689 The hotter the day, the more this happens! It's so embarrassing. 1.3073 0.04007 192 142 41 9
690 Yes, it is hot enough for me. 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
691 And yet you still don't believe in climate change. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
692 I hope you're wearing clean underwear. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
693 Now do you believe me?! 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
694 I can’t believe I let you drag us up to the mountains. Now our ears are popping. 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
695 Let's go to Arizona in August,you said. It will be fun,you said. 1.3068 0.04949 176 141 16 19
696 This is why I prefer sunsets. 1.3068 0.04466 176 134 30 12
697 Sure we don't need sunscreen? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
698 Smell that? Must be a movie theater around here. 1.3067 0.05001 150 116 22 12
699 No, I'm not just happy to see you. 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
700 What's the SPF of that butter? 1.3059 0.03843 219 164 43 12
701 That reminds me, did you remember to turn off the oven? 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
702 For the last time, you can’t go to the movies. It’s not safe! 1.3056 0.04734 180 142 21 17
703 do you believe me now?" 1.3048 0.04277 187 142 33 12
704 I knew that oil-based sunscreen was a mistake. 1.3048 0.04064 210 160 36 14
705 I told you going somewhere hot on vacation wasn’t a good idea. 1.3046 0.04972 151 117 22 12
706 Try not to look conspicuous! 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
707 Back home, it's more of a dry heat. 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
708 Listen here grandson, you can call me anything but Pop-Pop. 1.3041 0.04077 217 167 34 16
709 Let's summer in Arizona, you said. It'll be fun, you said. 1.3041 0.04232 194 148 33 13
710 Well, Ty, I guess this is it. Nude beach tomorrow? 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
711 Don’t look at me like that. We both knew this was always a possibility 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
712 You go ahead. I am too pooped to pop! 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
713 I coulda been a compostable spork, I could’ve been a smooth bourbon, instead of a cob-which is what I am let’s face it. 1.3037 0.05286 135 105 19 11
714 I hate pop culture. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
715 Remember what I told you: When you reach the asphalt, RUN! 1.3033 0.04103 211 162 34 15
716 The egg was supposed to meet us here. 1.3032 0.05045 155 122 19 14
717 I feel like a snack,what about you? 1.3032 0.04453 188 146 27 15
718 No snap. No crackle. Just pop. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
719 Of course you’re poppin’, we’re in Texas. 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
720 You wait! As soon as we are naked, a cold snap will come! 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
721 What better way to lose weight? 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
722 Whose idea was it to pop into town? 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
723 Let's visit Arizona" you said, "It's a DRY heat! 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
724 I'm sorry....not in a good mood. With this heat, I feel like I might explode at any minute. 1.3021 0.04321 192 148 30 14
725 I am waiting for Godot,what about you. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
726 Sorry, this always happens after I have broccoli. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
727 Don't recall this side effect being disclosed in the Ozempic ad. 1.3018 0.04582 169 130 27 12
728 Premature Popcornulation 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
729 I thought you were sweet. 1.3012 0.04717 166 129 24 13
730 If you want to talk, I’m all ears. 1.3011 0.04351 186 143 30 13
731 „I told you, Steven! That wasn’t the sunscreen, it was butter!” 1.3010 0.04378 196 153 27 16
732 I told you this sunscreen was expired 1.3009 0.03867 216 163 41 12
733 I have a feeling we may regret going South for our vacation. 1.3009 0.04239 216 170 27 19
734 If it’s any consolation, we’re getting plenty of vitamin D. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
735 It's NOT the humidity! 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
736 And it's only 7 AM. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
737 A strange thing just popped in my head… 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
738 I warned you not to use butter as a sunscreen. 1.2996 0.03778 257 200 37 20
739 I told you butter does not work as sunscreen. 1.2995 0.04358 197 154 27 16
740 Did you just pop, Frank? 1.2995 0.04461 187 146 26 15
741 If you've got a way out of this I'm all ears. 1.2994 0.04692 167 130 24 13
742 You should see what the heat is doing to the eggs next door 1.2994 0.04692 167 130 24 13
743 That popping trick is great, but you do realize that you can only pull it off once, don't you? 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
744 Are you sure the sunscreen said, 'oil free'? 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
745 Seriously...call me pop one more time 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
746 You had Mexican for lunch? 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
747 I can't hide how I feel about you. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
748 When I enlisted they said with my backgroud I'd soon be made a colonel. 1.2986 0.05314 144 115 15 14
749 Stop stalking me! 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
750 Excuse me. 1.2982 0.04757 171 135 21 15
751 Hey, I was just blowing off some steam! 1.2981 0.04076 208 160 34 14
752 See! I told you yawning helps your ears pop. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
753 Shuck this heat." 1.2980 0.04219 198 153 31 14
754 My corns are killing me. 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
755 I told you SPF 10 wasn’t enough. 1.2976 0.03998 205 156 37 12
756 I guess I owe you $20. 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
757 Did the bottle say ‘sunscreen’ or ‘suntan oil’? 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
758 Would it be too much to say "excuse me?" 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
759 Hold on - let's see if the chicken makes it across first 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
760 Popcorn's fake news. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
761 I offered you sunscreen all day long but no, nobody listens to mom. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
762 Sorry I popped off like that. 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
763 Cliche or no cliche, it's damn hot. 1.2963 0.04290 189 146 30 13
764 Next time we need to visit your family in Texas in November 1.2961 0.03736 206 153 45 8
765 Every time the sun comes up,I loose another kernel of hope. 1.2960 0.04032 223 174 32 17
766 No one will need an air fryer by 2050. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
767 Last night you said you were too pooped to pop...what changed? 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
768 Dont you hate it when your ears pop? 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
769 Dry heat or not I’m outta here! 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
770 Did you forget your sunscreen? 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
771 I thought as a subsidy crop we wouldn't be affected by global warming 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
772 Your outfit’s really poppin’ today. 1.2951 0.04175 183 139 34 10
773 I think the global warming theory has a kernel of truth. 1.2949 0.03798 234 180 39 15
774 I had to lose weight anyway. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
775 There was a kernel of truth in today's weather forecast. 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
776 Do you ever get a popping sound in your ear? 1.2947 0.04335 190 148 28 14
777 On the bright side, it's gonna smell really good out here soon. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
778 You said I wouldn’t need my husk tonight 1.2944 0.03994 180 134 39 7
779 You don't handle the heat well, do you? 1.2944 0.03906 197 148 40 9
780 Did you hear that? I think I felt something pop 1.2944 0.04286 197 154 28 15
781 Jimmy pop corn!!”… “And I don’t care.” 1.2941 0.04694 170 134 22 14
782 Any ideas on how to cool off? I'm all ears! 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
783 We're being stalked. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
784 Global warming is still a liberal conspiracy, just like menopause. 1.2938 0.04025 211 163 34 14
785 Let’s take a walk, you said. Let’s enjoy the outdoors, you said. It’s not THAT hot, you said… What’s next on your agenda, a climate change, wild fire tour? 1.2935 0.03980 201 153 37 11
786 I miss Iowa. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
787 Call me Kernel Sanders one more time. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
788 I hate climate change. 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
789 Wardrobe malfunction... 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
790 I told you this would happen if we summered in Florida. 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
791 One more heatwave and I'll be creamed. 1.2927 0.04656 164 128 24 12
792 But have you seen the eggs on the pavement? 1.2927 0.03925 205 156 38 11
793 Aw-shucks Marge…I think you’re hot too! 1.2926 0.04297 188 146 29 13
794 You forgot sunscreen again, didn’t you? 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
795 I don't care if it doesn't smell bad, it's embarrassing. 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
796 Yeah…that was premature. They have pills for that, you know? 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
797 It's so hot, my ears are popping! 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
798 You know, maybe Greta Thunberg was on to something. 1.2921 0.04262 202 159 27 16
799 It's due to overheating cuz of climate change. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
800 Sometimes I just want to explode! 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
801 SPF 15 will be plenty, huh? 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
802 You ever wish climate change was more… cold? 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
803 This heat reminds me how I popped a kernel/colonel once in the army but, shucks, it Don't Ask-Don't Tell hadn't started yet. 1.2919 0.04542 185 147 22 16
804 Looks like heat stroke got Orville. 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
805 God, I hate Iowa. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
806 Yes, I realize how hot it is! 1.2915 0.03938 199 151 38 10
807 I TOLD you to bring sunscreen! 1.2913 0.03969 206 158 36 12
808 This heat is starting to get to me. 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
809 This sidewalk's hot enough to fry an egg. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
810 Fred, there really is no need for such a heated conversation 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
811 What was that you said about global warming? 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
812 Thank God for husks. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
813 And it's not even mid-day! 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
814 What's the plan now, Sir Popalot? I'm all ears..." 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
815 I lose myself on these hot days. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
816 Oh no, I think I’m starting to turn into my Pops 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
817 I TOLD you to use more sunblock !!! 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
818 I was hoping to go on a couch with a movie. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
819 What SPF lotion did you buy? 1.2897 0.03806 214 163 40 11
820 Sunblock, Steve. I have zero desire to see your cob. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
821 Why are we the only food you have to explode to improve? 1.2896 0.04440 183 144 25 14
822 Global warming is a left-wing conspiracy, eh? 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
823 Who are YOU callin’ “Pops”? 1.2893 0.03826 197 148 41 8
824 Well, the heat index did say we would be kettle corn by noon. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
825 Not now. Wait until we get to the theater. 1.2893 0.04750 159 125 22 12
826 Whenever the sun comes up you start popping off!!! 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
827 She wasn't THAT attractive! 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
828 You're schvitzing everywhere. 1.2887 0.03862 194 146 40 8
829 Just one more thing to blame on climate change, right, Larry? 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
830 They say this is going to be more frequent as the earth heats up. I guess maybe it won't be so embarrassing then? 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
831 And then she says, don’t worry, it’s dry heat. 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
832 I was hoping to get to the movie before this" 1.2884 0.03904 215 166 36 13
833 It's so cold! Let's move to a warmer place," you said 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
834 I knew I should've worn my summer husk. 1.2882 0.04370 170 131 29 10
835 El Niño is here... 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
836 I think this heat is getting to us. 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
837 I'm losing it in this heat. 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
838 Can it.” 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
839 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto! 1.2879 0.04545 198 161 17 20
840 I said, lets stay on the grass. But nooo! 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
841 Are you a Mom or Pop corn ? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
842 Looks like Bob's cremation went well 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
843 I heard about being able to fry an egg on the sidewalk but this is ridiculous 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
844 Me? I thought it was you! 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
845 Oh, so now you care about global warming? 1.2874 0.04582 167 131 24 12
846 It’s not the humidity that gets to you, it’s the heat. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
847 I'm excited too, but try to keep it under control until we get to the movie theater. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
848 It might help if you stopped calling me "Pop"! 1.2873 0.04185 181 139 32 10
849 Global warming effects, huh? 1.2872 0.04283 188 147 28 13
850 Is this passion or are you just feeling the heat? 1.2872 0.04283 188 147 28 13
851 The call me "Pop." 1.2872 0.04216 188 146 30 12
852 ..and then, just like that...POP!!!,,, he was gone 1.2872 0.04009 188 143 36 9
853 Global warming, or are you just glad to see me? 1.2872 0.04174 195 152 30 13
854 I forgot to put sunscreen on my ears. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
855 Amaizing. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
856 I'm cooking out here! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
857 Ahh, shuck it! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
858 Excuse me! I had broccoli for lunch. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
859 I told you it was too hot to go out! 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
860 I'll believe in global warming when I hear it with my own ear. 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
861 This sidewalks so hot you could fry an egg on it. 1.2865 0.04330 185 145 27 13
862 Global Warming deniers can kiss my popcorn ass. 1.2865 0.04345 192 152 25 15
863 Still convinced that global warming is just a myth? 1.2865 0.04218 192 150 29 13
864 Why is that Caramel looking at you? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
865 Call me Pop one more time... 1.2857 0.04092 196 152 32 12
866 This heat is taking it all out of me! 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
867 They call it global warming. I call it poppycock. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
868 It's gonna be a hot one. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
869 I don't why,but I feel as though I'm going to explode. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
870 « i know you’re excited, but can you keep it together until after lunch » 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
871 As if the heat wasn’t bad enough, I now have a kernel stuck in my teeth. 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
872 At least we’re not peeling 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
873 I don't see this ending well. 1.2849 0.03884 186 140 39 7
874 I’m sorry, something just popped up. 1.2849 0.04241 186 145 29 12
875 Yeah, but it’s a dry heat. 1.2849 0.03999 172 129 37 6
876 I told you we should have moved to Vermont, but no, you had to retire in Florida. 1.2849 0.04556 172 136 23 13
877 If you think this is hot you should talk with the eggs. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
878 Not now! We're in public. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
879 You just had to visit Phoenix! 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
880 So, maybe global warming is a problem. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
881 Honestly Jimmy .. I don’t care ! 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
882 Please stop, Pop! You’re embarrassing me! 1.2843 0.03977 204 158 34 12
883 Ok, so what Did one Corny Hot Throb on the sidewalk say to the other .. I'm all ears . . . . 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
884 You're always popping off at the mouth. 1.2841 0.04332 176 137 28 11
885 See Gladys, we should have gone with the cruise to Alaska this year. But no…you just had to pop over to Phoenix to see your sister! 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
886 I told you to bring the sunscreen 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
887 What SPF is your butter? 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
888 Are you sure that was SPF 30? 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
889 Did you seriously just say, "Hot enough to fry an egg"? 1.2837 0.03947 215 168 33 14
890 Your jokes are always so corny! 1.2837 0.03923 208 161 35 12
891 Corn on the Curb? Nah, too corny even for the New Yorker. 1.2835 0.04305 194 154 25 15
892 So, if YOU are not missing any kernels, and I AM not missing any kernels. Where did all this popcorn come from? 1.2834 0.04221 187 146 29 12
893 I bet the winner will be some corny joke! 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
894 We’ll be gone in a jiffy. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
895 Every morning I feel less like myself. 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
896 Remember when grandma was cremated? 1.2828 0.05151 145 117 15 13
897 I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Nebraska any more. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
898 Oh, exuuuse you. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
899 Hey, at least we’re not eggs. 1.2827 0.03954 191 146 36 9
900 I’m sweating my kernels off here! 1.2826 0.04197 184 143 30 11
901 This is so humiliating. I hate Halloween! 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
902 and yet, eggs still get all the press! 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
903 before we both pop off, we need to beat the heat and find some shade before we have nothing left of ourselves 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
904 No. I really think you're hot! 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
905 It’s the only way I can fit into my husk these days. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
906 It's not that hot, she said. Let's take a walk, she said 1.2811 0.04247 185 145 28 12
907 Honestly, I could see myself leaving Phoenix 1.2810 0.04859 153 122 19 12
908 so I’m just sittin in the recording studio when this singer says ‘I need a hook for my new song…’ and he wouldn’t stop staring at me… true story 1.2810 0.04859 153 122 19 12
909 Some like it hot 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
910 It's so hot I'm about to pop. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
911 I told you we shouldn't visit Texas in the Summer! 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
912 How bad could this get? They say air popping is healthy. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
913 You think you're sooooo hot, don't you 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
914 Shoulda went with SPF 50. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
915 Man, the one day I douse myself in oil 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
916 Our sun is the ultimate microwave. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
917 I told you, you have to wait for the weekend to pop off 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
918 Well, this is an embarrassing effect of global warming. 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
919 This time, it isn't the humidity; it's the heat. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
920 I told you we should’ve worn sunscreen 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
921 I always feel like heading to the movies on days like this. 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
922 We should start taking this global warming story more seriously 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
923 Not the answer I expected to "what's poppin'" 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
924 I thought you said you were on the pill. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
925 Boy are we shucked! 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
926 Beware of anyone offering free butter. 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
927 My psychiatrist told me my internal operating system is experiencing a 'kernel error'... Apparently, it stems from a maize of complicated childhood memories. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
928 This heat is killing us, Pop. 1.2793 0.04412 179 142 24 13
929 Oh yea? Well, shuck you! 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
930 Ready the seagull net. 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
931 We better hurry! The movie starts in 15 minutes! 1.2792 0.03996 197 153 33 11
932 I told you we should’ve packed sunscreen 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
933 Are you ears popping? My ears are popping. 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
934 Still happy we moved to Texas? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
935 Aye, aye Kernel. 1.2791 0.05389 129 104 14 11
936 I'am all ears. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
937 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, my ear keeps popping... 1.2791 0.04464 172 136 24 12
938 The doctor says it’s full fledged menopause 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
939 You'd think there'd be more interest in slow-roasted, artisan, small-batch street corn. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
940 I don’t consider myself a late bloomer, I’m way more of an unpopped kernel 1.2788 0.04676 165 132 20 13
941 Try to stay cool dear. I don’t want to lose any more of you. 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
942 You go out with a bang, I end up in a can. 1.2787 0.04272 183 144 27 12
943 They said it was a “dry heat,” as if that makes a difference. 1.2787 0.04201 183 143 29 11
944 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore! 1.2786 0.05076 140 112 17 11
945 And they say global warming isn't real! 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
946 Menopause! Ugh! 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
947 Again, I apologize for forgetting the sunscreen. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
948 Is there anything stuck in my teeth? 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
949 Your Bright Ideas, Let's watch an egg get fried on the sidewalk 1.2781 0.04806 151 120 20 11
950 Do you hear something? 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
951 I see our future and I don’t like it. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
952 More hot flashes? 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
953 So, how are you enjoying Scottsdale? 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
954 Let's go to Vegas, you said. The sun'll do us good... 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
955 I dodged the draft, said I had blight. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
956 This motherfucker. 1.2778 0.04796 180 149 12 19
957 We should go and see a movie! 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
958 Try to play it cool. 1.2778 0.03978 198 154 33 11
959 Babe, don't even think about it. You're hot, but not THAT hot. 1.2778 0.04247 180 141 28 11
960 If you didn't want to pop, why did we come to Texas? 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
961 Either way, we should have packed the butter. 1.2778 0.04022 180 138 34 8
962 We should have brought a bowl. 1.2778 0.04037 162 122 35 5
963 Too late to turn back now. 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
964 Is it hot enough for you? 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
965 Please don’t scatter your dad’s remains at the bus stop, Carl. 1.2774 0.04715 155 123 21 11
966 Well, I'm excited to see you too. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
967 Really! I can't take you anywhere! 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
968 I thought you gave up popping! 1.2772 0.03859 202 156 36 10
969 I swear, Wally, this heat will be the death of me. 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
970 Show-off! 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
971 This never used to happen until I was genetically modified. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
972 Okay, NOW do you believe in climate change? 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
973 Popping hot these days,don’t you think! 1.2768 0.04218 177 138 29 10
974 If I don't make it home by noon, butter my ashes. 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
975 I know you wanted to visit the caramel factory next, but I'm not feeling it 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
976 Is it global warming, or are you having a bad ear day? 1.2765 0.04415 170 134 25 11
977 I don't care if it's a dry heat,it's still too hot. 1.2765 0.03824 170 127 39 4
978 Really? You still don't believe in Climate Change? 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
979 Now do you see why Martha and Jim moved north? 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
980 You were the one who said that taking a long hike on a summer day would be a great way to lose weight! 1.2762 0.03683 181 135 42 4
981 “OK, now I believe in global warming.” 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
982 Don't even start with the 'How hot is it?' jokes! 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
983 They call it "popcorn". Horrific trivialization of our final days. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
984 I told you it would be too hot to go out today. 1.2757 0.03868 185 141 37 7
985 Wanna see a movie? 1.2757 0.04017 185 143 33 9
986 I thought you told me that you were too pooped to pop! 1.2757 0.04161 185 145 29 11
987 I said, "Excuse me!" 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
988 So how are you adapting to climate change? 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
989 At this rate we’ll be gone before the bus gets here. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
990 I told you we didn’t need jackets. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
991 Every time it gets really hot like this my ear starts popping 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
992 By the time the bus arrives, we may qualify for half-price fares. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
993 So much for a quiet summer afternoon. 1.2753 0.04198 178 139 29 10
994 Save it for the theater. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
995 Shoulda tried a higher SPF 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
996 It’s the heat, not the humidity! 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
997 Why does it always have to be Kansas in August? 1.2749 0.04621 171 138 19 14
998 You're always popping off at the wrong time. 1.2747 0.04417 182 146 22 14
999 Suddenly I don’t feel like going to the movies. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1000 You have a solution? I'm all ears. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1001 I told you we shouldn't have moved to Phoenix. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1002 Great. Now the Uber’s gonna charge us for luggage. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1003 If this continues, we'll be husks of our former selves. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1004 Is that your corn popping or are you happy to see me? 1.2740 0.03897 208 163 33 12
1005 I was going to wait for a more romantic moment, but I’m ready to pop the question. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1006 So I said "I'm all ears" and she just rolls her eyes and says that my jokes are too corny. Seriously? 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1007 Now we know how the glaciers feel. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
1008 Real nice, Frank. Real nice. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1009 is the heat getting to you? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1010 If the grill doesn’t get us, global warming will. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
1011 It’s the new ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ SPF 50 brand. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
1012 Let's just pop out for a stroll, you said. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1013 I told you we needed to put on sunscreen! 1.2733 0.04447 172 137 23 12
1014 And you thought SPF 50 was too much. 1.2733 0.03961 172 131 35 6
1015 It’s so hot I’m sweating kernels. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1016 There goes Dave. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1017 You have about three minutes to admit I was right.” 1.2727 0.04222 176 138 28 10
1018 No more denying it. We're cooked. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1019 Climate change never bothered me before. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1020 Didn’t I tell you to wear sunscreen?! 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
1021 I’m sweating my niblets off! 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
1022 Ladies don’t pop. They crackle. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
1023 What do you think Burning Man is like? 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1024 Hot today, huh? 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1025 If you say it's a dry heat, so help me... 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
1026 I told you it was a bad idea to walk to the movie theater in this heat. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1027 Sure, it's hot, but it's a DRY heat. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1028 You wouldn't listen to me, would you? You had to have your Arizona. 1.2717 0.04190 173 135 29 9
1029 I’m so sorry. It’s not like me, but it’s so hot that I popped prematurely. 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
1030 At least there’s no state income tax! 1.2717 0.04499 173 139 21 13
1031 Shucks! 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1032 It’s to late to try and butter me up now! 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1033 Great! Now the driver may think we're an Uber Eats pick-up. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1034 I told you that imitation butter spray doesn’t have any SPF! 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1035 Are you sure Orville said the 33 bus? 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1036 Climate-change deniers can scream 'hoax' all they want - but it drives me nuts that I spontaneously jiffy-pop all the time now! 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
1037 And to think the chickens were complaining about laying scrambled eggs. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1038 Forget this '...fry an egg' nonsense. 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
1039 Yeah, Gary. It IS "hot enough out here for me." 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1040 Popping off, again? 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
1041 Tell me again about how Iowa was too cold. 1.2710 0.04695 155 124 20 11
1042 I guess butter isn’t the best sunscreen. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1043 I told you we shouldn't come to Denver--our ears keep popping! 1.2706 0.04397 170 135 24 11
1044 SPF 60. Why? 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1045 I think that off-brand sunscreen was actually butter. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1046 Back when I was a kid, they had to boil us in oil before we popped off! 1.2704 0.03782 196 151 37 8
1047 Do you believe in global warming NOW, Chad? 1.2704 0.03918 196 153 33 10
1048 I don't know ... happens every time I cough 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1049 If you chew gum, it’ll stop the popping. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1050 Do you still doubt global warming? 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1051 You coulda stayed home , watched Netflix but nooo….You had to “go to the movies”. 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
1052 I know it’s sick, Hal, but you know what I’m suddenly craving? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1053 This is like something out of a movie. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1054 And everyone says we need an air fryer. 1.2695 0.04449 167 133 23 11
1055 Who knew we’d be able to bypass the microwave? 1.2695 0.04608 167 135 19 13
1056 Yo! How’s it poppin’? 1.2695 0.04529 167 134 21 12
1057 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CORNY, POP BUT JUST TRUST ME AND PLAY IT BY EAR 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1058 We'd butter make a run for it. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1059 Are you happy to see me... or is that Quickpop? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1060 It's going to be a short summer. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1061 They genetically modified us, destroyed the ozone, AND invented butter... Beware these humans, my friend! 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1062 And here I always thought we were seed corn! 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
1063 Okay, you were right, it is too hot for the kids! 1.2690 0.04214 171 134 28 9
1064 This is an explosive situation. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1065 Could it be we used butter instead of sunscreen? 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1066 I’m thinking a movie tonight? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1067 I told you that sunscreen had too much oil in it! 1.2687 0.03437 227 174 45 8
1068 No, I DON'T have any butter, you Monster! 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1069 I told them I was just corn but they keep calling me pop. 1.2686 0.04226 175 138 27 10
1070 I thought you were going to bring the sunscreen. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1071 Did you fart!?! 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1072 Move to Canada, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
1073 If it wasn’t me, it must be you. 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
1074 At least you could say, excuse me. 1.2681 0.04990 138 111 17 10
1075 What, you never heard of a hot flash? 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
1076 For cryin' out loud! It isn't THAT hot! 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
1077 The next bus is to the movie theater. Don't get on it. 1.2678 0.03947 183 142 33 8
1078 Wanna pop over to somewhere with air conditioning? 1.2678 0.03792 183 140 37 6
1079 Still not as bad as Cancun last summer 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1080 Of course I love being a father, but wish you wouldn't pop them out every day. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1081 I think I'm having a hot flash. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1082 Stop farting Albert. 1.2675 0.04729 157 127 18 12
1083 I don’t know, it sounded like gunshots to me. 1.2672 0.05659 116 95 11 10
1084 I still think it's a myth. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1085 I’m sorry I got heated up.” 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1086 Really? You couldn't wait until we got home to start popping off? 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1087 Wait, where’d your brother go? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1088 Global warming , we don’t have a chance. 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
1089 I told you the desert was hot this time of year. But oh, no, you wanted to see the cacti. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1090 I'll bite: how hot is it? 1.2667 0.04640 165 134 18 13
1091 It's 104 in the shade so I'm staying out of the shade. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1092 Carol, what was the SPF on that butter you gave me? 1.2663 0.04149 184 146 27 11
1093 Is it just me or is it hot out here? 1.2663 0.04402 169 135 23 11
1094 It is easier to hide sweat 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1095 My eczema gets really bad this time of year. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1096 I guess global warming is real. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1097 Come on Pop, you can do it! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1098 I miss the days when it was only hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1099 I said sun tan oil not butter 1.2660 0.03945 188 147 32 9
1100 We ran out of sunscreen so I used butter! 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
1101 I told you global warming was real. 1.2659 0.03922 173 133 34 6
1102 Are you sure the bus is going to arrive in time? 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
1103 That's hot. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1104 Covering ourselves in butter just made thing worse. 1.2656 0.03818 192 149 35 8
1105 Global warming just got real. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1106 what? it's hot and I'm under a lot of pressure 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1107 See what happens when you get all hot and bothered? 1.2654 0.04533 162 130 21 11
1108 They weren’t joking about the excessive heat warning 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
1109 By noon we'll both be dead. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
1110 I think it was the beans. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1111 I, uhh, I swear I don’t normally pop this quickly 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1112 Stay cool. My dad ended up an empty husk. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1113 I always get a trim around the ear when things begin to heat up. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1114 Do you hear a popping noise? 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1115 Aw shucks, I hate global warming… 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1116 I told you not to call me Pop! 1.2651 0.04201 166 130 28 8
1117 I hardly see ourselves in those offspring of ours 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
1118 I'm gonna pop you if you keep complaining. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1119 Ya know. I think there’s a kernel of truth to this climate change thing. 1.2649 0.04856 151 123 16 12
1120 Turns out going for a walk is just as dangerous as going to the movies. 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1121 Explain to me again why we moved to Texas? 1.2647 0.03962 170 131 33 6
1122 So, how your Pop doing? 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1123 Visit Texas," you said. "It'll be fun," you said 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1124 I’ve been religious about my skincare routine and I still breakout in this heat. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1125 SPF? I thought it only came in salted or unsalted. 1.2646 0.04067 189 150 28 11
1126 What are you popping off about? 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
1127 Just blowing off steam? 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1128 Sorry for popping off back there. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1129 I thought you were bringing the butter. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1130 You are popping HOT! 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1131 It is a formal event you said…Wear your husk you said…. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1132 I never wanna hear "What global warming?" from you again! 1.2640 0.04086 178 140 29 9
1133 When the sun comes up things will really start to pop. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1134 My doctor says the popping in my ears is nothing to worry about 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1135 Hey pop! Hot enough for you? 1.2640 0.03749 197 153 36 8
1136 It's like a microwave at three and a half minutes at medium high, careful with the bag when opening out here. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1137 I guess we overdressed 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1138 I can always tell when you get angry! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1139 And I don’t care. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1140 Well, look at us! We're surrounded by a bunch of 'pop-arazzi'! 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1141 It’s so hot you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1142 where’s butter when you need him? 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
1143 Have I got an earful for you!!! 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
1144 We’ll be hollowed out husks by the end of the day if this heat keeps up. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1145 I'm sorry, you're just very attractive 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1146 It’s SO HOT out here, it’s making my ears Pop. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1147 Dont you dare start again with those ' it's so hot '.. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
1148 I'm telling you, there is no empirical proof of climate change! 1.2625 0.04476 160 128 22 10
1149 OK, I agree global warming is real. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1150 It's called 'cornupause.' Look it up. 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
1151 Now do you believe global warming is real? 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1152 I knew the oil bath was a mistake. 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
1153 Well, this is an awkward way to find out we're popcorn. 1.2617 0.04799 149 121 17 11
1154 Did you hear Cornelius Husker talking about global warming? What a nut 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1155 Maybe next time you will listen when I tell you it's too hot!! 1.2614 0.03864 176 136 34 6
1156 You should say, “Excuse me!” 1.2612 0.05073 134 109 15 10
1157 Oh oh, premature popping. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1158 Boy, do I miss Bob Mankoff. 1.2609 0.04965 138 112 16 10
1159 Sorry,I had a burrito for lunch. 1.2609 0.04203 184 148 24 12
1160 Would you mind rubbing some butter on my back? 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1161 Would you please cover your ear when you do that? 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1162 I think we took "pop it like it's hot" too literally. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
1163 Forgot your sunscreen? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1164 I can tell it's going to be a hot one today. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1165 I told you there is Global Warming. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1166 You should have brought sunscreen instead of butter. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
1167 No ... it's definitely the heat. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
1168 I am gonna fully pop 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1169 If global warming gets any worse, we'll have to join a nudist colony! 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1170 ‘ ‘fry an egg’ , my Tuchus 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1171 I told you we shouldn't have moved to Texas! 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1172 That's not funny, we're dying. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1173 Did you just feel your ear pop? 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1174 You're so hot, you make me pop. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1175 I don't think it's the humidity. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1176 I think my corn just broke. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1177 Feels like an Air Popper out here today. 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
1178 So much for too pooped to pop. 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
1179 Please. Don’t try to butter me up. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1180 Your mother is gonna give me an earful. 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1181 Long day, I’m popped. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1182 You can’t fart silently like the rest of the world? 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
1183 Well, I thought it was sunscreen oil. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1184 Just this morning I was high as an elephants eye! 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1185 This heat wave will really kill us 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1186 Just a little bit longer and we'll fit into our skinny jeans again. 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
1187 That’s the last time we try a sauna 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
1188 I told you butter makes a lousy sunscreen. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1189 Do you pop end-to-end or all around the cob? 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1190 so you think you're hot stuff? 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1191 I feel like an ad for Global Warming. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1192 No, I don't want to go to the movies. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1193 You get so heated and start popping off at me for the littlest things! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1194 We're not going to make it to the Theater. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1195 Sunscreen? It's on the shelf next to the Canola Oil, just like always. Why do you ask? 1.2581 0.04653 155 126 18 11
1196 I can't believe neither of us remembered the snacks. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1197 Got salt and butter? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1198 And as for the global warming conspiracy, I tell you: Al Gore, Dr. Fauci, and Orville Redenbacher are all part of the same cabal. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1199 You can tell me, I'm all ear! 1.2574 0.04895 136 110 17 9
1200 I hate when my ear pops. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1201 You start squirting butter and this date is over." 1.2573 0.04257 171 137 24 10
1202 I knew I should have had that vasectomy. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
1203 Sorry! I mixed up the sunscreen for butter. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1204 I was in the military also. I achieved the rank of kernel . 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1205 I think it might be time to cool our relationship. 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
1206 I think my shoulder just popped 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1207 It’s all a bunch of hype. But just in case, we’re moving to Alaska. 1.2569 0.04802 144 117 17 10
1208 Wanna hear a corny joke? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1209 Damn girl, pop off. 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
1210 You just can’t control yourself until you get to the movie theater, can you? 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1211 Climate change, Son. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1212 This Texas heat wave is getting out of hand! 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
1213 Sunscreen! You fool. That was butter! 1.2564 0.05450 117 96 12 9
1214 How corny can you get? 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1215 I knew this would happen. It's Climate Change! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
1216 Suddenly I'm craving Raisinets. 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
1217 These sunny days always make my ears pop. 1.2563 0.04455 160 129 21 10
1218 I hate it when the change in pressure makes our ears pop. 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
1219 Make sure we don’t stay out longer than 3 minutes today. 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
1220 Always popping off! What's the deal with you? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1221 This why I said SPF 30 wouldn’t be enough 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1222 We should only go out at night. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1223 This hot air popping is way too woke. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
1224 This is why I wanted to move to Canada. It’s not just the healthcare. 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1225 I knew we needed sunscreen. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1226 You used suntan oil instead of sunscreen again, didn’t you? 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1227 Premature Popping 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
1228 Mom doesn't embarrass me like you do, Pop. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
1229 PREMATURE POP-ULATION"... lol.. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1230 Ready for a POPPIN good time 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1231 This is embarrassing 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1232 I should’ve picked a butter with a higher SPF. 1.2556 0.05080 133 109 14 10
1233 Don't deny it. I saw what you had for lunch. I know all of these pops are coming from you... 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1234 I wasn't expecting you to pop the question! 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1235 Maybe we should skip the movie. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1236 If it's any consolation, there are always some kernels that don't pop. 1.2552 0.04773 145 118 17 10
1237 Fresh corn on the curb. Come and get it! 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1238 This heat will be the death of me. 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
1239 I thought you said global warming wouldn’t affect us!? 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
1240 When they said ‘pop off queen’, I’m not sure that this is what they meant 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1241 The fart sound just adds insult to injury. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
1242 What do you think? Are all of these terribly drawn objects supposed to be falling clouds, popcorn, or cotton balls ? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1243 Don't flatter yourself. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
1244 They're leaving us already. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1245 Global warming is wreaking havoc with my figure 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1246 If it can fry an egg, it can jolly well pop our kernels. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1247 which of your fireworks are heirloom or GMO 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1248 Keep it in your husk. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1249 I find this heat explosive! 1.2542 0.04146 177 142 25 10
1250 Are you hot or is it just me? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1251 Boy. we've had hot summers before,but this ............. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1252 Let me guess -- another of your crash diets? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1253 If this heatwave keeps up we’re going to be arrested for indecent exposure. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1254 The "heat dome" is on High for 2 minutes and 30 seconds. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1255 I guess you couldn't wait until we got to the theater. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1256 Still think moving to Arizona was the move? 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1257 We will be finished in a jiffy! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1258 You sound a little husky. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1259 Corny!" "H-How DARE you!" "I was talking about the finalist choices for the most recent caption contest." "Maybe someone sent in a chain letter telling the judges if they don't vote for them it means they have small penises or spiky hair gelled V's 1.2535 0.05041 142 118 12 12
1260 I can never wear butter in summer. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
1261 I'm going back for the sunscreen. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1262 Stop denying the science. It's not the humidity. It's the heat! 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1263 Bus shelters, bus schmelters, you said. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1264 I’m telling you Helen, no more kids! 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1265 Are you popping? 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1266 A hot one, eh Bob? Bob? 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1267 I read somewhere that after 3 1/2 minutes,we start to burn! But at least it was a good 3 1/2 minutes. 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1268 I have one stuck in my tooth. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
1269 Pop art? You’re fooling yourself—this is cornography! 1.2531 0.04492 162 132 19 11
1270 I love how you just pop!!! 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
1271 What's the problem, too pooped to pop? 1.2529 0.04177 170 136 25 9
1272 It doesn’t matter if it’s the heat or the humidity! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1273 Check this off the bucket list. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1274 I dunno, they don’t look like sheep! 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1275 I told you not to bring the kids 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
1276 At least they'll drop all that business about frying eggs on the sidewalk. 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1277 Is that gunfire? 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1278 I'm sweating my ass off. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1279 I don't think Snap and Crackle are coming. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1280 Honestly Gladys. You are not aging well. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1281 I wish you would quit popping off like that! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1282 Next time, remind me to put on more sunscreen 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1283 I'm still not buyin' this whole "global warming" thing. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1284 Orville Redenbacher? You are completely right, Allen. The streets are a maize of bedlam. He will finally lock them all up and put them in a bag somewhere. We deserve some peace and hominy. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1285 So this is our new weight loss program?! 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1286 Climate change will be the end of us! 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1287 I use butter as sunscreen and believe me, it makes the difference. 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1288 I told you beans gave me gas! 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
1289 You're popping on me again. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1290 They lied. That butter did not have UV protection. 1.2515 0.04472 167 137 18 12
1291 he said “hot enough to fry an egg.” he didn’t say anything about popping corn! 1.2515 0.04223 167 134 24 9
1292 I told you we needed sunscreen. 1.2515 0.04155 171 137 25 9
1293 I read somewhere that once you get up to SPF40, all butter is basically the same 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
1294 Am I salty? No, I'm not salty. Why would I be salty? 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1295 Someone farted. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1296 Looks like Fred got overheated. 1.2500 0.05073 124 101 15 8
1297 One more crack about forgetting the sunscreen and I'll pop YOU! 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
1298 You're the one who wanted to move to Arizona 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1299 I told you to use sunscreen! 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1300 I'm totally losing it in this heat! 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
1301 Yea it's hot! What's your point? 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
1302 Hot enough for you, Orville? 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1303 Nice talking to you, Lt. Kernel, but it's time for me to pop off. 1.2500 0.04442 164 134 19 11
1304 My ears are popping, are yours? 1.2500 0.05326 120 99 12 9
1305 So much for being too pooped to pop. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1306 I told him to stay hydrated!! 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1307 Damned menopause. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1308 Dad, calling you pop was not a request. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1309 So you think global warming is still a conspiracy Don? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1310 My pop's bigger than your pop. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1311 This summer is popping out all over! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1312 Look on the bright side, we could be eggs... 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
1313 Must be the elevation. My ears keep popping. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1314 Aw shucks, I popped the question too soon. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1315 Talk about corny jokes. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1316 This turned out to be a hot date 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1317 I told you it's not like the 80's anymore. You can't go out in the sun covered in butter or you'll pop! 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
1318 I hear those popping sounds again. We need to get our ears checked. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1319 At this rate, we'll end up toast 1.2500 0.04295 172 140 21 11
1320 I told you that liquid butter was not sunscreen 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1321 I guess this climate change thing is really starting to pop off. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1322 Damn it, Carl! This is why I said we shouldn’t use suntan oil. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1323 Did that guy handing out vegetable oil sunscreen look a little iffy to you? 1.2486 0.04127 177 143 24 10
1324 No, the worst is the kid who lost his two front teeth. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
1325 These hot flashes are so annoying! 1.2485 0.03978 165 130 29 6
1326 Poor Larry. He mixed up the sunscreen with butter. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1327 Don't worry, you say! It's not hot out, you say! 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1328 I can`t remember it ever being this hot before ! " 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
1329 Yeah yeah yeah… it’s funny now. But when you hit 35 you’ll see! It’ll happen to you! 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
1330 Warm enough for you, Pop? 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
1331 If that bus doesn't get here, we won't make a dime at the movies. 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
1332 You make me hot! 1.2483 0.03916 149 115 31 3
1333 Don't worry. People shed 400,000 skin cells a day. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
1334 Where’s our ride? I’m sweating kernels over here! 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
1335 We're now vulnerable to a salt and buttery. 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
1336 I wish the grandkids would stop calling me Pop-Pop. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1337 I know, I know. The anger management classes just aren’t working. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1338 Did you put lotion on? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1339 Pop off. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1340 No, I didn't bring salt and butter. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1341 It's just a change in the air pressure. Try to yawn. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1342 You’re making a scene 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1343 It's no use. Whatever I say will seem corny to you. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1344 So much for sunscreen. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1345 Just chill! 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1346 Ask me, ‘Hot enough for ya?’ at your own peril. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1347 I can't believe they won't let us work from home today. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1348 I told you a walk around the block is the best way to lose weight 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1349 If I wait here any longer, my face is going to pop off! 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1350 I told you this would happen, but noooo, you had to get your steps in. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1351 What's up, old cob? Too pooped to pop? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1352 Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm all ear. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1353 Your hot flashes are getting out of control,Mable. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
1354 What am I going to do? I'm going to find some shade, that's what I'm going to do. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1355 Candy Corn never have to deal with this shit. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1356 We probably shouldn’t have shucked. 1.2471 0.04091 174 140 25 9
1357 The bus isn't going to stop if you keep popping off like that 1.2471 0.04239 170 138 22 10
1358 This feels like a snack attack. 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
1359 It’s the heat not my anxiety. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
1360 I wish I had my umbrella", said Mary popping 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
1361 Buddy I'm getting tired of your corny remarks. A few more and I may pop. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1362 Stop it, June! You're busting out all over! 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1363 I knew it was a mistake to put on vegetable oil instead of sunscreen. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1364 Suddenly it was shuckingly obvious that the weather forecast wasn't wrong. 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
1365 We really shouldn't have eaten all those peppers. 1.2465 0.04708 142 116 17 9
1366 This global warming is getting out of hand. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1367 So how high is an elephant's eye? 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1368 Hang in there, sundown is only 30 minutes away. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1369 I miss my tassels. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1370 I’ve done my research. I don’t want you to think I’m just popping off 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1371 It's cannibalism and you know it 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1372 Okayyyyyy, sunbathing is really a bad idea. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1373 I plan to be a pop star by noon. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
1374 It looks like a dead heat. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1375 Ya know it’s gonna be a hot one when you pop out the door in the morning. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
1376 I knew there was something wrong with that butter-based sunscreen. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1377 And you said butter makes a good sun screen. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1378 I'm not your father! Quit calling me, "Pop"! 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
1379 I’m telling you, these trending weight loss methods have gotten pretty extreme- 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1380 I don’t know why you’re always popping off at me when all I try to do is butter you up. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1381 Oops! Forgot the sunscreen! 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1382 Hey Buddy, just cool it! 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1383 Hot flash? I’m at that age, too. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1384 Well, at least it is a dry heat. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1385 Do you feel like a snack? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1386 Yeah, yeah, I can tell and it's it's a bit embarrassing. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
1387 I think I'm ovulating. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1388 It's too far to walk. Let's call a cob." 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1389 Excuse my popping. It’s the climate change. 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
1390 It’s called premature-population. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1391 I hate to spend summer in the city 1.2453 0.04436 159 130 19 10
1392 It's hot enough to pop your corn on the sidewalk 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1393 Marv, I still say that sunscreen smelled like butter. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1394 I said sunscreen, not butter. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1395 Did you put on some butter? 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1396 I don't do well in this heat. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1397 Sorry, I’m just too pooped to pop 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1398 Okay, let's go to a movie theater 1.2449 0.03932 147 114 30 3
1399 We need to send another big donation to Greta Thunberg. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
1400 Do you think Rogaine might work? 1.2449 0.06164 98 83 6 9
1401 I feel that global warming is catching up with us. 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
1402 Why can't we just sweat like most folks when we get hot? 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1403 I don’t have time for your drama today, Harold. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1404 Just try to last longer next time. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
1405 At least they can't turn us into syrup anymore 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1406 There’s not a kernel of truth to what you’re saying. 1.2446 0.04772 139 114 16 9
1407 Gonna be honest, Snap and Crackle taking the first Uber was kind of a d*ck move. 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
1408 If you hadn't put the tanning oil on, this never would have happened. 1.2446 0.03853 184 147 29 8
1409 We should start a pop-up." 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1410 So that’s why you were buttering me up. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1411 Are you stalking me? 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1412 What do you think happens when we pop? 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1413 I should stop popping off about politics! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1414 Can't you wait until we're at the movie theater? 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1415 This global warming is killing me. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1416 I hope those climate change scientists are working quickly! 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1417 Yeesh, this climate change thing sort of gives “Hot-air popped popcorn” a whole new meaning! 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1418 Still think the bus is cheaper? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1419 I told you - sunscreen is not a cure for global warming. 1.2442 0.03944 172 137 28 7
1420 And you wanna deny climate change? 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
1421 I think it's gonna be a hot one today. 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1422 This heat be poppin 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1423 So, butter is not so bad for us? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1424 Sorry, I couldn’t hold it any longer. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1425 It was bad enough when my tassels dried out, but this… 1.2437 0.04135 160 128 25 7
1426 I told you we should have worn at least SPF50. 1.2437 0.05333 119 99 11 9
1427 I don't think we can deny global warming now. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1428 I swear to God, Karl - if you whip out your garlic powder, I'm leaving. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1429 I told you to get "Hoppin" NOT "Poppin'". 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1430 Did I tell you my pop was a kernel? 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1431 Cracking corn is not PC, Jimmy. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1432 Picking at it only makes it worse. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1433 You bought the discount sunscreen again, didn't you? 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
1434 So what's the latest? I'm all ears. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
1435 Don’t blow your pop. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1436 Still not convinced climate change is real? 1.2429 0.04848 140 116 14 10
1437 It’s not that hot, quit popping. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1438 Dammit. Repeat after me: sunscreen AFTER husking. 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
1439 I bet you could fry an egg on this sidewalk! 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1440 Ok, you were right. We should have taken the Alaskan cruise. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1441 Would ya please stop poppin’ off ! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1442 just don't let the kids see this! 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
1443 I told you that sunscreen would not work! 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1444 You never wait for me. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1445 Global buttering is not the solution you idiot. 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1446 Sorry. I’m having a hot flash. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1447 You need anger management training. You are always popping off. 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1448 I told you not to put suntan oil on. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1449 We needs to get out of this sun before we die! 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1450 OK, how hot is it? 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
1451 I say, going through popcorn puberty is hell! 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
1452 So now I get the whole "air fryer" thing. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1453 I've got popcorn coming out of my ears. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1454 Who farted? 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
1455 Cool down — you're all over the place. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
1456 Not another hot 🥵 flash! 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
1457 I told you to put on your sunscreen! 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1458 We should have participated more fully in climate change protests. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1459 Are you feeling nervous or is it just the heat? 1.2418 0.03712 153 118 33 2
1460 NOW do you believe me when I tell you that the Redenbachers secretly supported climate change deniers for their own nefarious gains!? 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
1461 This is just corny. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1462 I’ll do the talking, you’re all ears.” 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1463 It's been nice hanging with you. See you in the next life. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1464 Still think climate change is a myth, Bob? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1465 You know for an ear, you’re not a very good listener 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1466 No, I certainly don't think salt will help. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
1467 When we were young, we called it ‘fluffing,” but our age let’s just call a fart a fart. 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
1468 It's not the heat, it's the butter. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1469 And they say global warming is a hoax 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1470 That sun is so hot I think my balls just popped off! 1.2414 0.04822 145 121 13 11
1471 They told us this couldn't happen to us because we are genetically engineered. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1472 My doctor recommended SPF 30 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1473 You think it’ll give away that we’re corn? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1474 I hope when the bus gets here, the air conditioning is working. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1475 Once you pop, you can't stop. 1.2410 0.03839 166 131 30 5
1476 Elevation is so high it's making my ears pop. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
1477 No, for the last time, I don't have any butter 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1478 Gladys, I told you we need to get up earlier to go for our morning walk! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1479 Remove your husk you'll be cool". Any other bright ideas 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1480 I like all genres of music but my personal favorite is pop 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1481 You think we got it bad,you should see what happened to Butterman! 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1482 Don’t worry, Shucker Carlson says it’s just a warming phase 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1483 Menopause sucks. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1484 This global warming thing is not fun! 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
1485 I've had it up to ear with your corny jokes. 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1486 If I can see it, they can smell it. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
1487 Dammit Woodrow, that pops my corn. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1488 I feel the heat, the heat between you and me. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1489 OK, so maybe there's a kernel of truth about global warming. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1490 In this heat, I’ll be a cob by the time I get to the office. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1491 Premature cob pop can be humiliating. Ask your family doctor. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1492 You'll never make me go to the Burning Man again 1.2403 0.05016 129 107 13 9
1493 So much for "never let 'em see you sweat." 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1494 I did local theater, movie houses. All now gone to streaming. 1.2403 0.04519 154 127 17 10
1495 Oklahoma or bust 1.2403 0.04792 154 130 11 13
1496 You should see the egg right now. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1497 Don’t 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1498 Next time, let's make it just the two of us 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
1499 We’re now the “canaries in the coal mine” for global warming. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1500 The next generation doesn't stand a chance. 1.2397 0.05252 121 101 11 9
1501 Yes, for the 50th time, I know how hot it is. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1502 It's 8AM and hot enough to pop kernels. At this rate, we'll all be cobs long before Halloween 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
1503 This global warming is tough, am I right? 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
1504 You have a very husky voice! 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1505 What have I told you about popping' off in public? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1506 I hate it when you pop off like that. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1507 I know it’s hot, but your privates are popping out. 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1508 Will we make it to the movies in time? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1509 I told you, you should’ve put on sunscreen instead of tanning butter. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1510 I can’t calm down with all this fake news about global warming! 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
1511 I don’t think we’ll make it to the movies 1.2387 0.04398 155 127 19 9
1512 You could have waited till we got our seats. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1513 Sucks to get old. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1514 I hate heat waves. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1515 Menopause will be the death of you. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1516 Tissue, dear? 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1517 Global warming a myth, eh? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1518 This was one of the side effects they mentioned in the ads. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1519 …and me with no butter. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1520 How pop hot pop is pop it pop you pop ask? pop pop pop... 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1521 I’ll just pop over to the store. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1522 This heat is really taking it out of me 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1523 What’s the UV? 1.2381 0.05093 126 105 12 9
1524 I can’t believe you forgot to pack the sunscreen 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
1525 It might just be the heat getting to me, but I've been thinking a lot lately about life after death. 1.2378 0.04399 164 136 17 11
1526 Let's not use vegetable oil for tanning again. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1527 You’re still not going to get me to believe in climate change. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
1528 I think we're almost done. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1529 You said bring an umbrella, I said bring a bowl. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1530 I believe we're getting over heated. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1531 I know this sounds corny, but I feel like I'm gonna pop. 1.2377 0.05212 122 102 11 9
1532 I don't understand how people like it when their ears pop. 1.2377 0.05212 122 102 11 9
1533 Not the time for corny jokes. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1534 Body popping not so cool now huh! 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1535 You know, there may be a kernel of truth to this whole global warming thing… 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1536 I told you, butter is not a smart substitute for sunscreen! 1.2374 0.04744 139 115 15 9
1537 I'm GMO... how about you? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1538 Don’t worry, Uber will be here in a Jiffy. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1539 Where’s Frank? He was here just a minute ago! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1540 For the last time … WHAT? 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1541 Let's go to Texas," you said. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1542 So much for a rainy forecast. 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1543 Well, Earl, let’s hope those mad dogs and Englishmen bring some butter. 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
1544 If it gets any hotter, I'm gonna lose my ethanol subsidy! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1545 In this heat, I don't hold a kernel of hope for our survival. 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
1546 See what happens when you get hot under the collar. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1547 Science Schmiance. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1548 Global warming is a hoax, Melania. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1549 Okay, okay, I’ll admit there may be a kernel of truth to your global warming theory. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1550 Oh great now we’re going to attract the cinephiles 1.2366 0.04946 131 109 13 9
1551 When it's your turn to ask someone to marry you, ask politely. Do not POP the question. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1552 Deny this, Man! 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
1553 Look son, you are either food for fuel or fuel for food. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1554 The worst part is when you're done, you're done. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1555 They can call it 'climate change' but I still say global warming! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1556 Butter me up? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1557 Our ancestors were only knee high by the 4th of July. We'll be ethanol before you know it. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1558 Oy, this heat! 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1559 Im starting to think tiktok challenges might be dangerous 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1560 Hot out here or What ? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1561 So,what’s poppin’? 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1562 When you said Arizona was poppin’ I didn’t think you meant literally. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1563 Now do you think climate change is real? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1564 I farted. 1.2358 0.05616 106 89 9 8
1565 I’m not ready for climate change! 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1566 Let's go somewhere hot on vacation," you said 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1567 I thought YOU were bringing the sunscreen! 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1568 Who said “we’ll just pop over”? 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1569 You don't complete me, salt and butter, that's what completes me. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1570 Mmm. Something smells good. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1571 Really? Suntan oil?! 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
1572 "I told you we should have buttered before we left. 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
1573 Maybe we should open up our ears about this global warming thing 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
1574 We should have stayed in Minnesota. 1.2357 0.03630 157 122 33 2
1575 If it gets any hotter I feel I may explode! Say where's Charlie? He was here just a minute ago. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1576 Hot out? What gave it away? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1577 When the bus gets here, try to restrain yourself. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1578 We've got to stop using the cheap brands of sunscreen! 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1579 You can be all ears when you want to be. 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
1580 Sorry, I had beans for dinner. 1.2353 0.05298 119 100 10 9
1581 I think we need to go find some shade 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
1582 I think we’re being stalked. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1583 Still working on your anger management, I see. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1584 I know I didn't fart. 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
1585 At least we’re not sweating bullets. 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
1586 We have to get out of the sun. You're starting to pop. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1587 That's the last time I take you out for Mexican food. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1588 I'll stop calling you "Sonny" if you'll stop calling me "Pops." 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1589 Got any gum? My ears are popping. 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
1590 Ain't Texas a bitch!!? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1591 NOW you finally believe in climate change! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1592 Kinda erotic, no? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1593 Sorry, I farted. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1594 Oh, no, you said, eating corn doesn't give you gas. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
1595 I didn't mean to say your mother's yellow. It just popped out. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
1596 Well this is what happens when you don't get protection ! 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
1597 Is it hot out here, or it just you. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1598 Sure it's hot but a little self-control would be appreciated. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1599 Dammit, Pop is my nick name 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1600 Stop stalking me or I’ll call the cobs. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1601 Calling me Mary Poppins is NOT funny! 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1602 I'm not ready to pop. These were going to be my formative ears. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1603 You forgot the butter and the bags? 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1604 Yes, it’s embarrassing, and, no, I’m not waiting until after sundown to take my walk. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1605 I know it's hot, but that's no excuse for popping in public. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1606 My wife says the hot air is healthier than oil, but either way losing weight this way is painful. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
1607 I'm thinking about getting implants. 1.2342 0.04322 158 130 19 9
1608 Does it seem hotter to you today than yesterday? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1609 Maybe global warming isn't a totally crackpot idea after all. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1610 No, it's the heat. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1611 Are we just a little obvious? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1612 Maybe once around the block is enough this morning. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1613 What, exactly, does the P in SPF stand for? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1614 We need a higher SPF butter 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
1615 Once you pop, you just can't stop. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1616 Texas weather ! 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1617 It's really popping off out here! 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
1618 It’s a lot of fluff. There’s not a kernel of truth in it! 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1619 You take passive agression to a whole new level. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1620 I know this may sound corny, Pop, but I think there may be a kernel of truth about the harmful effects of high heat. 1.2333 0.03833 150 118 29 3
1621 And you wanted to go south for the winter.. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1622 ‘The waiting is the hardest part’ 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1623 The bus better get here soon. They won’t let us in the theater at this rate. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1624 No. I would not like to talk about the weather. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1625 Pop, you are a maize- ing. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1626 Hey--just be happy you're not an egg! 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1627 I told you coming to Texas in July was a terrible idea. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1628 Well , it may be painful , but at least the eggs can quit bragging now! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1629 This is turning into a scene from a bad horror move.” “At least we’ll have snacks. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1630 Did you bring sunscreen ? 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
1631 It looks like you're about to explode. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1632 I told you to get SPF 50… 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1633 You're such a stalker. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1634 Hey! What's poppin'?" "Nothing much, just us. 1.2326 0.04735 129 106 16 7
1635 Lieutenant Kernal, I fear this is the end. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1636 For the love of God, Carl, it's not THAT hot out. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1637 Ignore them...their microwaved. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1638 The sidewalk's not just for frying eggs 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1639 At least we won’t have tan lines 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1640 I don't care if it is a dry heat. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
1641 I warned you about using coconut oil as sunscreen! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1642 So, now do you believe in climate change? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1643 You should see what an egg does. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1644 It's a dry heat, you said. 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
1645 Eleven kids are enough for me! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1646 I thought you told me lots of people would like to pick up a couple of ears of corn. 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
1647 If you're warm, just tell me 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
1648 In this disguise, no one will notice our high fructose! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1649 You picked a fine day to forget the butter. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1650 Are you still a climate change denier? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1651 I told you that butter did not contain SPF! 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1652 This is not the pop-up event I anticipated. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1653 Is it just me, or did your ears pop? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1654 You gonna eat that? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1655 What a way to lose weight, huh? 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1656 When will the people on the Nextdoor app stop asking if it’s fireworks or gunshots? 1.2313 0.04959 134 113 11 10
1657 You know how hard I worked at the gym to get a 28 pack? This weather’s gonna make me puff up! 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1658 Not as much fun to make as it is to eat. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1659 I see you're still having those hot flashes. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1660 I told you what would happen if you didn't keep your kernels to yourself in this heat. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1661 Don't worry, climate change is not real. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1662 Pop! Is that all we have to look forward to? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1663 Boy is it hot! 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1664 How’s your Pop? 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
1665 I hate Texas. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1666 I told you oil and sunscreen are completely different things. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1667 I told you we weren't welcome in Texas, Kevin 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1668 GO BLOW IT OUT YOUR EARS 1.2303 0.04266 165 137 18 10
1669 We were not ready for today's pop quiz! 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
1670 And you still believe that Global Warning is a myth? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1671 Global warming is a farce,huh? 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1672 Whoever smelt it, dealt it. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1673 We are not weasels and I do not want to go pop! 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1674 I'm popped, not pooped. Popped. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
1675 Did you check today's heat index for spontaneous combustion? 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1676 It's corn off the cob." 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1677 Cut that out. Hitchhiking’s hard enough without thumbs. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1678 Think maybe we should get out of the sun? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1679 I miss my stalk. We should’ve never left the farm. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1680 This LA heat wave is rough, but at least we made it out of Iowa. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1681 Better to pop here than in that thing they call the microwave 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
1682 so climate change is a hoax, you say? 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1683 Well, would you rather be boiled? 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1684 I know it’s wrong, but all I can think of is adding butter and salt! 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1685 Turns out coconut oil is no substitute for sunscreen. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1686 One more corny joke about the apocalypse and I 'm going to pop a vein. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1687 I told you we should’ve used sunscreen. 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1688 See...I told you global warming is real! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1689 This is what we get for consuming too much pop culture. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1690 Trust me - I wasn’t even looking at her stalk. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1691 I told you not to shuck. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
1692 At least tell me you brought the salt 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1693 At this rate, we'll be all popped out before we get a ride. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
1694 Granny was always a bit scattered. 1.2292 0.04697 144 121 13 10
1695 This summer be poppin’ 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1696 These hot flashes leave me feeling so drained and lightheaded. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1697 Hot flash again, dear? 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1698 Is this a good spot for our pop-up? 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1699 Always with the negativity. Polar bears are still around. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1700 Don't pretend like it's not you! I 'm an ear! 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1701 Hot enough for ya, Pop? 1.2290 0.04793 131 109 14 8
1702 I'm in the mood for love. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1703 And what if I did pop? What are you going to do about it? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1704 We should have never left the Midwest 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1705 I can't stand the cold winters, you said. I want to move to a warmer climate, you said. 1.2288 0.04399 153 127 17 9
1706 I wish you would have listened to me when I told you to always carry butter and salt. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1707 'We better find some shade or we're roasted." 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1708 I knew that sunscreen felt too oily 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1709 On the other hand, i’m only 10 pops away from my goal weight. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1710 Everyone cries about the snowman. What about us? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1711 I'm sorry I popped. It's just so hot out here. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1712 Global warming? What global warming? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1713 Climate change was fake science, you said. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1714 I didn't know you could cook. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1715 I'm not that happy to see you, it's just hot! 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1716 Listen, Karl, I ignored the first two times you let it rip, but this has gone too far. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
1717 is it getting ho … oops … oh my … sorry … oh … excuse me … pardon … ooh, that one just slipped out … sorry … entschuldigen bitte … oopsy … 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
1718 Cancel my liposuction appointment. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1719 Oh shuck off. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1720 I’m using context clues here, but I think that we’re supposed to be corn cobs, and those are popped kernels. Although we could be some sort of squash cut lengthwise, and those are poorly drawn sheep. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1721 I'll pop by later today? 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
1722 It’s so hot out! Let’s go see a movie. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1723 Tell me you still don’t believe in global warming. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1724 So . . . where are the cool cucumber cuties you said were going to meet us here? 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1725 I think you're hot. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1726 We sure could use some of that Frosty the snow man magic, right about now! 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1727 Half of me thinks this was a dumb idea and the other half thinks you look hot. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1728 I smell it, too. But I swear it wasn’t me. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
1729 You’re sure this is SPF 50? 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
1730 I tell all the youngins' " The sun will ruin your skin" but they don't listen... They just say... " OH, POP " 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1731 And they think they need more data! 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1732 We're not just all ears you know. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1733 Insert corny joke here. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1734 Sat too close to the heater again? 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1735 Hey, Brian. You see where James went? 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1736 Aw shucks… 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1737 Y'know, it's not so much the heat as it is the searing hot oil on my skin. 1.2268 0.05954 97 83 6 8
1738 Damn it’s hot today 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
1739 Coconut sunscreen, coconut oil – innocent mistake! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1740 I'd say that global warming is a thing. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1741 You said you checked the weather. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1742 I told you butter wasn’t going to give you a tan 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1743 « Do you think we might be considered as Pop Art now? » 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1744 I told you it'd be too warm for a husk. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
1745 I guess it's too late for me to pop the question. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
1746 the stalk was holding us back" you said. What do you think now 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1747 Where are salt and butter when you need them?? 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1748 I didn't realize global warming would be so loud. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1749 Al Gore said warming would come to this! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1750 Do you always talk until you pop? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1751 Well, excuse me! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1752 How are you still cold?! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1753 Your the one who wanted to walk to the theater 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
1754 Quick, gimme a boost. I think that's the elephant's eye 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
1755 I just think about baseball. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1756 I'm fine. Everything is fine! 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1757 My teeth just popped." 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1758 This is probably the last time we go to the movies . 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1759 Hey dude! This is summer in Texas, so get used to it. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1760 Let's visit my mother in Santa Fe, you said. It's not so hot that we'll pop, you said" 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1761 At least our eyelash glue is still holding. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1762 I don’t care if he “seemed nice”, I told you not to take directions from that guy Orville. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1763 Fine for YOU...but I'll tell you, I'm too pooped to pop! 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
1764 So hot, I’ve gone from a general to a kernel 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
1765 I told you we should have taken that DNA test. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1766 Is this how it ends? 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
1767 This is why I usually work the night shift. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1768 At that moment, as his buddy entered the next stage of life, Nebby knew that this “Global Warming” was not to be taken with grains of salt. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1769 I’m so hot I could pop. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
1770 Quit calling me "Cornelious"! You don't have any knees yourself. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1771 I told you don’t forget the butter and salt. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1772 Ugh, it’s so hot out here that I’m sweating my kernels off! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1773 Shucked by global warming. 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
1774 I’m never too pooped to pop! 1.2252 0.04523 151 127 14 10
1775 Global warming or just weather? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1776 You're the one who wanted a big family. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1777 Global warming is turning us into Jiffy Pop. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1778 Well shuck, we’re popped. 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1779 I’m having an existential crisis because I could be creamed, grilled or boiled. What’s the real me? Ya know? 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1780 We may be a loss for the humans, but we're a win for the birds. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1781 I told you the first husk looked fine. Now, we are never going to make it to the BBQ 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1782 What did I say about global warming? 1.2247 0.06342 89 77 4 8
1783 I told you biofuel was a hoax 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1784 Hey, colonel, I know it sounds corny, but could lend me an ear? 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1785 YOU SHOULD SEE HUMPTY 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1786 SPF? It's butter! 1.2245 0.03713 147 116 29 2
1787 Call me crazy, but I wish I were sweating right about now. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1788 I told you we were overpacking for this weather 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
1789 You’re sweating buckets! 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1790 Just wait for the showdown at high noon. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1791 Global warming got you too? 1.2242 0.04329 165 139 15 11
1792 It's too fucking hot for your bullshit, Linda. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1793 Go ahead. I'm all ears. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1794 Better find some shade 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1795 I’m too pooped to pop again! 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
1796 So much for denying Climate Warming. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1797 There must be better ways to get into the movies. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1798 Relax, it's just a bus, not a microwave. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1799 I smell butter. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1800 We should cancel. Tell them something popped up. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1801 It wasn't my idea to move to Texas. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1802 Let's just chill out in the corn field today, I said. No, you said. I want to go for a walk. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1803 On the bright side I can see and speak. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1804 Stop calling me pop pop 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1805 I guess we should've used a higher SPF... 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1806 I knew I shouldn't have had that second serving of chile 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1807 Argh! Here comes the sun! 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1808 Thanks but I can't. They just get stuck in my teeth. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1809 How about this heat 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1810 I thought Orville died. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
1811 I wanted to go to Iowa, but you said it would be fun to visit Texas this year. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1812 I told you not to look at the sun! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1813 This global warning thing is very uncomfortable 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1814 Hey Corny, your ear is poppin’. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1815 It's so hot I'm popping out all over. Can we go for a freeze. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1816 Before climate change, we could leave home before evening. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1817 Hitchhike? What, and get killed? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1818 Trust me - we gotta get out of the sun! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1819 This isn't what I had in mind when you said weight loss walk. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1820 Remember, the corn is always greener on the other side. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1821 My ears usually only pop when I fly 1.2232 0.05185 112 94 11 7
1822 At least you're not buttering me up! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1823 On second thought, let's not go to the movies today. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1824 All this happening and I'm wearing Coppertone #60? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1825 Maybe cut down on the lactose. Just sayin'. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1826 Popping off again I see... 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1827 At least we're still corny, but not flakey! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
1828 Just be glad you had a vasectomy when you could! 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1829 I thought you said you didn't have any kids! 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1830 I’m going to try to ignore when you start popping off. 1.2231 0.04793 130 109 13 8
1831 Global warming! It’s not enough to say “We’re all ears!” 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1832 No, we are not pop-arazzi!" 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1833 Can’t you at least wait until the opening credits? 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
1834 Well, what did you think was going to happen when I said, "Pull my finger?" 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1835 Global warming, heh! 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
1836 I TOLD you that climate change was real. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
1837 If anyone can tell me how to deal with the heat, I'd be all ears. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1838 This never happened in Iowa. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1839 You smell good even when you sweat. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1840 I warned you about eating that last chili pepper! 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1841 Sorry I popped early.. I'm hot for you 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1842 Just give me like, a minute forty-five and I'll be done 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1843 There's got to be a better way to lose weight. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1844 It's climate change, stupid. 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
1845 Hey. My eyes are up here. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1846 I can't wait to complain about winter. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1847 These heatwaves are completely out of hand! 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1848 Next time, let's vacation in Northern Michigan. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1849 If we’re not in the mountains yet, why are our ears popping?0 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1850 With moviegoing on the wane and streaming on the rise, I hoped our days of being commercially exploited had finally come to an end." 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1851 Hot enough for ya, Jiffy? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1852 This weather really makes your ears pop. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1853 Must be high altitude, my ears just popped. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
1854 I can’t believe you forgot the sunscreen, AGAIN! 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1855 So, eh, what’s poppin’? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1856 Does this count as a POP culture reference? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1857 Put on sunscreen, I don't want you to pop 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1858 See? No more popping-off at me about wearing sunscreen! 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
1859 Are you sure we used the high SPF oil?" 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
1860 I thought they said acorn in the casting call!!?? 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1861 Don't rub salt in the wound. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1862 Yes, it’s early, but we’re in Iowa. 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1863 By the time we get to the beach, you’ll be nothing but cob. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1864 Mr. Redenbacher said there’d be days like this… 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1865 They told us to wait here for the butter 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1866 I keep telling you to put on sunscreen and it just goes in one kernel and out another 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1867 All the eggs moved to Canada?? 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
1868 Just be glad it isn’t snowing, I would hate to be shoveling snow in this heat” 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1869 Is it hot out or is it just me? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1870 You are so theatrical! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1871 This global warming is a real bitch. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1872 Who in the world is gonna eat this popcorn without butter? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1873 Ok, you were right, maybe the tanning oil wasn’t the best idea. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1874 I told you the Popping Index was very high. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1875 Bring the children, you said. It'll be fine, you said. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1876 I'm telling you, we're all going to look like that, and full of hot air, too. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1877 What did one ear say to the other? We know more Colonels than we do Generals. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1878 We are so shucked now. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1879 My lip gloss is poppin. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1880 You idiot, ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!’ isn’t a sunscreen! 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1881 You gonna just pop off? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1882 I told you--we need to where sunscreen. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1883 The cycle of life at its finest. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1884 Gonna be a hot one today 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1885 Why can't those Tumbleweeds just email? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1886 I’m so hot I feel like my head’s about to explode 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1887 Hey Fred, what's poppin' 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1888 Sorry you have no mouth 1.2209 0.06277 86 74 5 7
1889 Global warming is way outta control! 1.2208 0.04346 154 129 16 9
1890 Would you stop whistling “Pop Goes the Weasel!” 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
1891 The heat index for today is definitely not good news. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1892 I said that the oil based sunscreen would be a mistake. 1.2207 0.04535 145 122 14 9
1893 I knew we should not have used butter sunscreen !! 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1894 Welcome to Arizona. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1895 If you say, 'Hiya, Pop!' one more time, I'll bop you one. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1896 I think you forgot sunscreen. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1897 Now is not the time for a corny pun, pop. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1898 You know, I’m beginning to think that this global warming thing is real. 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
1899 I told you global warming is here now! Now do you believe me? 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1900 I guess it’s going to be a hot day. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1901 Will you puh-leeze pop it already 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1902 It's a dry heat, huh? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1903 Summers poppin off 😎 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1904 We're victims of pop culture. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1905 You ain't nothing but a corn dog! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1906 Yes, it is hot enough for me! Can we talk about something else already? 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
1907 Does it feel really hot to you? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1908 You seem to be popping prematurely. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1909 This date is over. We’re related! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1910 These extreme temperatures really make you wanna pop. 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
1911 Uh, where’d Fred go? 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1912 And I forgot to put on butter this morning. 1.2200 0.04524 150 127 13 10
1913 We were happy in Iowa. ‘No’, you said. ‘Let’s move to Texas’, you said. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1914 Yeah, my doc said I could stand to lose some weight but I don't this is what she meant 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1915 if this uber cancels one more time, we’re going to have a problem 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1916 whats poppin bro 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1917 I still don't trust climate scientists. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1918 But what a pretty sunset! 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1919 Told you...going topless was not a good idea 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1920 I told you not to put the tanning oil next to the popping oil! 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1921 Menopause is a bitch! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1922 And I thought I just hated the politics in Arizona. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1923 Do you always say whatever pops into your mind? 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1924 If I hear "hot enough for you?" one more time... 1.2195 0.03873 164 134 24 6
1925 Yes it is! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1926 Sometimes I just feel like I'm in some sort of corny joke. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1927 I hate it when I forget my hat." 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1928 Are you farting or popping? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1929 Good grief! Are you using suntan lotion! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1930 This whole global warming as become a real problem. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1931 its so hot you can fry an egg on the side walk" is not comfortin 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1932 It almost guarantees the bus will come. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1933 It's Texas. We should go out for breakfast, not dinner. 1.2193 0.05251 114 97 9 8
1934 This bus better have AC! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1935 Hope it doesn't rain butter, then we'd be in trouble. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1936 I've had just about enough of you popping off in public! 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1937 Beware the stranger bearing gifts of butter and salt. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1938 Popcorn. What's yours? 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1939 'But it's a dry heat,' you said. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1940 it’s too hot out, let’s go to the movies 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1941 I told ya it was hot out here. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1942 Will you please stop popping off? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1943 The bowl will be here in 2 minutes. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1944 I specifically asked you whether you'd packed the sunscreen. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1945 And they said global warming was a hoax. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1946 Pop? Is that you? 1.2188 0.04698 128 107 14 7
1947 I wish global warming could wait until we got to the theater. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1948 I missed a spot with my pop block lotion again 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1949 if you don't start wearing sunscreen you'll be a husk of your former self 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1950 Did you confuse the suntan oil with the cooking oil again 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1951 With our ears popping we should be there in a jiffy. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1952 I shouldn't have let the corn on my toe go untreated. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1953 And you said we wouldn’t need sunscreen. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1954 Try thinking about basketball. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1955 I can’t stand those corny New Yorker caption contests. 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
1956 existential heat 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1957 I'm thinking, time to move north. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
1958 Time to move to Alaska 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1959 I told you not to wear the oil-based sunscreen 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1960 Did you just pop? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1961 Not now, not before I make the rank of Kernel. 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
1962 It's better going this way than in a microwave. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1963 This is the last time I use butter in place of sun block! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1964 I’m their Dad, but they call me Pop. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1965 Sundown canNOT come soon enough for me! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1966 It's "poof," not "puff!" 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1967 I told you butter wouldn't work as sunblock! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1968 No, we don't need sunscreen today, you said. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1969 I know that summers in Iowa get HOT, but this is ridiculous. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1970 No,"Hotter than a microwave" is not a 'saying,' Brian. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1971 Reminds me of that old song. How did it go? Something about a weasel. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1972 I swear, this doesn’t usually happen to me” 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1973 I feel like I'm being cooked alive. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1974 Are we sure we want to retire in Arizona? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1975 Have you been oiling yourself again? 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1976 You and your husky voice ! 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1977 You need to stop popping off at sunrise,we have a long day in front of us. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1978 Oh, oh. I don’t think we should have moved to Arizona. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1979 Tell me again why we moved to Texas. 1.2177 0.04933 124 105 11 8
1980 we need a higher SPF. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1981 Just cuz it's hot is no excuse for popping off! 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1982 I TOLD you we shoulda wore sunscreen! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1983 Corn popping is hotter than frying an egg, right? 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1984 Have you been eating beans again? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1985 I’d rather pop to death than admit man-made climate change is real. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1986 What did you think would happen Cornelia? The Uber driver would just let us in no questions asked? You look baked. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1987 Pop? That's Colonel to you! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1988 Tell me about these darkening clouds. I'm all ear. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1989 I can't help it if I have hot farts! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1990 I'm all ears, but if we don't get out of this heat, I may not have anything left to offer you. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1991 I guess the new shampoo didn't help. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1992 Great, global warming and I have explosive niblets 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1993 You're getting a little overheated. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
1994 “I suppose, then, you’d rather be ethanol?” 1.2171 0.04917 129 110 10 9
1995 Global warming NOT funny 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1996 What do you say we go to the movies tonight? 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1997 Climate Change is challenging. 1.2171 0.04792 129 109 12 8
1998 What's popping? I'm all ears. 1.2171 0.04664 129 108 14 7
1999 Is it getting hot in here ? Or is it just me? 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
2000 This DIY summer project, is taking a hell lot of time. Should we instead get a bag of popcorn from the mall 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
2001 You forgot the sunscreen again, didn’t you? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2002 Do you mind? I'm eating. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2003 I told you honey, this is no time for heated discussion. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2004 Yes, global warming popped into my head as the hottest reason! 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2005 At least it's a dry heat. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2006 I'd rather go to seed than be eaten alive 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2007 Look at the bright side; we could have been frozen and stacked up in freezer case. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2008 Welp Jerry, looks like we’re gonna be mourn on the cob. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2009 You’re always puffing up your accomplishments! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2010 told you we should use a better sunscreen 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
2011 Call me ‘Dad’— you’re confusing Alexa. 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
2012 I know a doctor that can help with your issue with premature popping. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2013 This corny cartoon is amaizeing. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
2014 Try and control yourself Karen. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2015 Would you quit popping off? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2016 Is it me,or is the elevation making your ear pop? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2017 Pull your thumb out of your ear. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2018 This heat is a killer! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2019 Do you believe in climate change now? 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2020 I hear some guy over there is frying eggs. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
2021 All I have to do is look at those mountains and my ear starts popping. 1.2160 0.04763 125 105 13 7
2022 Do you relate emotionally to Pop Art? 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2023 No, Brad. Your corn farts do not smell like Corn Puffs. 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
2024 Is that you Uncle Redenbacher? 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
2025 Keep it on the cob, pal. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2026 The cartoonist forgot to add arms and genitals for us again. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2027 An eary situation has popped up, Kernel. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2028 Tell me again that SPF 30 is plenty, Fred. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2029 They werent lying when they said this city is poppin’. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
2030 Don’t try and butter me up, I know I look popping! 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
2031 Hot one today, isn’t it? 1.2155 0.05167 116 99 9 8
2032 Now, what did you say the chicken did? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2033 Stop calling me Colonel. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
2034 Please tell me you didn’t just pop yourself. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2035 let's wait and see what pops 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
2036 If our ride doesn’t get here soon, there could be trouble. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
2037 A few more pops and I’m moving back to Iowa. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
2038 Don’t pour salt, or butter, on the wound. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
2039 Got a smoke? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2040 Control yourself, Eugene! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2041 Whatever you do, don't let them wrap you in foil 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2042 Well, at least we have good air quali— oh wait, never mind. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2043 I told you if we went out today we end up part of some climate change cliche. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2044 Pass the sunscreen. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
2045 If I see one more post about #poppedgirlsummer I’m quitting the internet 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
2046 Another hot one. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
2047 Pop culture hits an all time high 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2048 How many times do I have to tell you not to pop your zits, you're going to have scars when you grow up! 1.2149 0.05008 121 103 10 8
2049 Didn't realize the forecast called for kernal-popping hot. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
2050 I told you not to eat beans. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
2051 Hey! Who do ya think you're poppin' to? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
2052 I guess you were right about wearing sunscreen. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2053 If you say “Hey, Pop” one more time, I’m going to explode. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2054 We’re shucked now! 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2055 Does it look like I’m having a jolly time? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2056 You just had to watch the sunset. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2057 I am going to pop off a few pounds this summer. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
2058 What did you eat? 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2059 I know, but I refuse to stay in all summer. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
2060 If it gets too hot, just pop, drop, and roll 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
2061 Climate change is surely killing me 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2062 Is it just me or are things heating up between us? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2063 I don’t care what you say. Canola does not make sunblock! 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
2064 What we need is a big screen. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
2065 I told you we should have put on sun screen. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
2066 Don't take your coat off! 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
2067 If you can’t take the heat, go back in the air conditioned kitchen. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
2068 ''The weather forecast was correct...it IS hot enough! 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
2069 I can’t stand you when you pop off like that! 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
2070 No, it’s definitely the heat, not the humidity. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
2071 Never cared much for pop culture. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2072 Yes, it's hot enough for me. I heard you the first time 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2073 I don’t know, I still think it’s from the vaccine and not climate change. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2074 I told you this place was popping 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2075 Give it a break! It’s warm at best 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2076 We’re probably gonna get bad reviews on Uber. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2077 Don’t forget to tell them I’m an organ donor. 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
2078 Sam, I guess there IS a kernel of truth to this global warming thing. 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
2079 I never realized global warming would be so personal. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2080 I don’t envy Mr. Egg. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2081 You know it is too hot when our kernels pop on their own. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2082 I told you we should get out of Texas but no..... 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2083 Standing on the corner, watching all the cobs go by. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2084 Are we air Poppin'? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2085 Stop with the butter analogies! It is not helping. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2086 I knew we should have worn sunscreen. 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
2087 The entire world is becoming a giant movie theater” 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
2088 : I knew we should have called an Uber. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
2089 Thinking positively, it is movie night tonight. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
2090 Is it just me or are you starting to smell like the inside of a theatre lobby too? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2091 I hadn’t heard of Orville Redenbacher Vacations either. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2092 If you've done nothing wrong you should have nothing to worry about. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2093 Yeah, next it's gonna rain butter. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2094 Maybe it's best we get out of the sun 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2095 ...and they say climate change isn't real... 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2096 Genie, genie! Make us some large popcorns! 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
2097 I told you SPF butter was a scam. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
2098 I told you these breathable husks were a scam. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2099 It’s hot out and I’m popped, how about you? 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2100 Could you just try to simmer down? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2101 Did you order an Uber or Uber eats? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2102 It’s not global warming Barb, it’s the gay anti-capitalist agenda. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2103 Dang it! The forecast was for 78 degrees! 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
2104 I can’t hear what you said, my ear just popped off 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
2105 Oh, now you care about climate change? 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2106 It is just a 1,000 year pop. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2107 I told you to use the oil-free sunscreen 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
2108 "As temperatures continue to top triple digits, I'm not sure we can last here in our current form." 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2109 Try the aged white cheddar - very effective. 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2110 Due to climate change,I will be totally popped in an hour. It was a wonderful life. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2111 Next Summer, let's vacation in Alaska instead of Arizona 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2112 Looks like Larry was air-popped, not microwavable." 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2113 And you still won't admit that climate change exists? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2114 Just because it’s hot doesn’t mean you have to start popping off 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2115 I told you before, in big business, never let them see you pop. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2116 Well, we might as well go see a movie now. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2117 When you said let's pop out for something to eat... 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2118 Care for some butter, Mr. Climate Change Denier? 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2119 Global warming is poppin’ off! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2120 If you keep popping-off, you'll go blind. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2121 So this is how we go...Standing on a hot sidewalk waiting for the bus to get to work so that we can afford food and a roof over our heads while we sleep before going back to work. The meaning of our lives is to make the rich richer and then we die. 1.2124 0.05251 113 97 8 8
2122 It's not the jivin I mind, it's the shuckin" 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2123 And I've been waiting to pop the question. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2124 'Get some popcorn. We're about to be hit by a tsunami of corny jokes.' 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2125 Shuck me, it's hot... 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
2126 Seriously, it's hot enough with you popping off at me! 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
2127 Trust me" he says, "butter will work as a sunscreen. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2128 You can't beat the heat by popping off. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2129 Husk up! Life can take one kernel at a time out of you. 1.2121 0.05611 99 85 7 7
2130 So you think it's corny that you popped, Pop? 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2131 You're being passive-aggressive again 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
2132 Relax, Walter. It’s nothing but a Chinese hoax. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2133 Wow, it's so hot you could fry an egg on the pavement! 1.2119 0.03592 151 121 28 2
2134 So much for 350 pops per million. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2135 Maybe we shouldn’t go to the movies. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
2136 The only thing worse than global warming is global warming without butter. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2137 I told you it was too hot to go outside. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2138 I think this cornversation is getting a little too heated. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
2139 Do you mind? 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2140 Frank! Not in public! 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2141 Climate change is a hoax. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2142 It was the dog! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2143 Either global warming or more ethanol use is going to kill us. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2144 Now we know why they invited us to a movie! 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
2145 I told you to put on sunblock! 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
2146 Darn global warming is making me pop before my time. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2147 Looks like another existential day. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2148 Five second rule! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2149 Heat dome, can't you tell ? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2150 I recommend using Pop-Secret. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2151 I wish they would stop calling me pop! 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2152 Not another pop out of you! 1.2115 0.05409 104 89 8 7
2153 I told you it was too much tanning lotion... 1.2114 0.05195 123 107 6 10
2154 I make my own popcorn. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2155 Are you sure that was sunscreen and not coconut oil? 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
2156 My eyes popped out of my head. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
2157 And you thought it would be a good idea to walk to the farmer’s market. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
2158 This is why I'm not a morning person. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
2159 So cute the way they call you Pop. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2160 Well, at least this year they'll have a smokey BBQ flavor. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2161 I thought I told you not to use suntan oil! 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2162 Shucks it’s hot 🌽 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
2163 Whoever said it was humidity not the heat was an idiot. 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
2164 Can't you wait until we're at the theater? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2165 Still have a kernel of doubt that global warming is real? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2166 Maybe we should have moved to a state that believes in the consequences of climate change 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2167 Aw shucks, you know when the Nebraska Cornhuskers kicked off their season yet?!!! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2168 It's so hot i will popp all soon 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2169 Can we take a break? I'm popped. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2170 Damn, you're hot! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2171 : this sidewalk is so hot, you can fry an egg on it… 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2172 I told you global warming was for real 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
2173 So that is why there is no, Sunny Side of the Street. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2174 No "excuse me" after all that poppin' ? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2175 I get so steamed when the bus is late! 1.2105 0.05776 95 82 6 7
2176 That's what "cornhole" originally meant? Yuck! 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2177 I still say Greta is clueless 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2178 Boy, does climate change pop me off! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2179 I'll be completely popped out by the time the movie starts. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2180 Sweetie,I hate to say this but you better start using more moisturizer. 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2181 All I’m saying is we sweetcorns don’t have to put on a show like that. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2182 Cut that out. Your corny humor isn’t funny anymore. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
2183 The pressure is getting to me! 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
2184 Man, it’s popping hot out today. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2185 Apologies if I’m giving you an earful. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2186 I heard that in Texas they're getting creamed. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2187 VERY dry heat. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2188 I hate being typecast in some cornball cartoon. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
2189 Who the hell covers himself in caramel before leaving the house? 1.2101 0.04902 119 101 11 7
2190 Are you still mad? 1.2101 0.03935 119 95 23 1
2191 Still better than getting tossed in a microwave. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
2192 How many times do I have to tell you? It's sunscreen you want, not butter. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2193 Well what did you expect? It's Kansas in August... 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2194 This is no cornucopia! But I’ll admit… There’s kernel of truth to what you said. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2195 Genetically modified isn't exactly helping us now, is it? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2196 This is so premature of you, Cornecia 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2197 It's so hot that parts of my body are exploding 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
2198 I'm surprised that we reached maturity before this happened. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2199 I'm not comfortable with what you're becoming. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2200 Told you not to put on too much lotion. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
2201 The heat is my starch enemy." "You amaize me with your puns under pressure. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2202 'Reducing oil will fix the problem'- Yeah sure 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2203 See this is what happens wen you ask your countrymen to lend you an ear. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2204 Pop o' the day to you. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2205 Whew! It’s poppin’ hot out here! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2206 If butter finds us; we're in trouble. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2207 Yes, I’m popping off on you. And no it is not corny. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2208 Global warming has really done a number on me. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2209 I told you we’d start popping if we shucked in this heat! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2210 Cool it or you're going to be all over this sidewalk 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2211 I told you not to say "butter". 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2212 No... I don't believe in Climate Change. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
2213 Oh, sure. Move to Arizona, he said. Get away from winter, he said. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2214 This was not the makeover you promised. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2215 It’s getting late. I must be popping off. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2216 I’m dating a weasel. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2217 I told you SPF 30 wasn't strong enough. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2218 I said, 'sunblock,' not 'sun tan lotion!' 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2219 Maybe that hungry-looking crowd running at us carrying salt, butter, and an enormous bowl can tell us what time it is! 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2220 I told you it was too hot outside. But you didn 1.2093 0.04756 129 110 11 8
2221 I'm told, you're skin clears right up with a little butter... 1.2093 0.04756 129 110 11 8
2222 Don't pop in public. It's corny. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2223 ...so your stomach trouble is all cleared up? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2224 Got your corn hole shut? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2225 I guess in our case, it’s NOT the same going in as coming out. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2226 Who are you calling yellow! 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
2227 We should get out of the sun before we lose all of our kernels 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
2228 We could be partners in a pop-up shop. 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
2229 This is what happens when you go out half-shucked. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2230 No, it's not the humidity, it's the heat! 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
2231 I told you it was too hot out here; do I have your ear now 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2232 Oh, that reminds me. We need to buy eggs. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2233 Hey Jim,what’s poppin’’? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2234 Let’s keep on popping 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
2235 I have a side hustle working for a movie theater. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2236 Are you sure you want to bring a baby corn into this world? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2237 I told you to put your sunscreen on! 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2238 It used to seem really hot when our tennis shoes were sticking to the sidewalk… 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
2239 I told you not to go outside without buttering up first. 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
2240 Another unanticipated consequence of global warming? 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2241 I forgot my dentures. 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2242 May they all get diverticulitis! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2243 It's so hot out here. I'm about to burst! 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2244 Man, like I told you, Things are poppin around here 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2245 That new outfit really pops! 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2246 I used to think that frying an egg on the sidewalk was fun to watch. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2247 Okay, if we're so "popular," why can't we catch a cab? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2248 Climate change? No way. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2249 You’re so hot, I’m popping 🔥 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
2250 Sure, let's spend the Summer in Florida...geez! 1.2080 0.04724 125 106 12 7
2251 There was another meme before this one: Hot enough for you? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2252 Heat Dome Syndrome? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2253 This global warming is killing me. I’d take a pot of boiling water over this any day! 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2254 When the pan pulls up, let’s pop in the back. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2255 And they still think it’s not real 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2256 I told you, no eye contact! 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2257 It gets worse when I'm nervous 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2258 I'm glad I keep another set of kernels at work. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2259 I told you to keep your shuck on! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2260 Can anyone figure out what kernel of truth is going to put America back together again? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2261 The idea to visit Texas in July was a huge mistake. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2262 Tell the uber to bring a bag and have AC on full blast. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2263 I’ve had it up to ear with this heat 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2264 You know, suddenly I feel like going to a movie, whaddya think? 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2265 Is this popping sound worrisome to you too? 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2266 Relax. It’s just a-pop-ic dermatitis, it’s not contagious. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2267 Global warming sure is poppin off 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
2268 Honestly, this heat is killing me! 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
2269 Did we forget sunscreen again? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2270 Stop the corny jokes, Pop. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2271 Darn genetic modifications! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2272 If this heat keeps up, we'll be toast! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2273 This weight loss camp might be too extreme. You’re nothing but cob and husk! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2274 I can’t ever keep my kernels in place in this humidity… 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2275 I wanted to pop the question! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2276 You're so hot, baby, you got me popping all over the place. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2277 'Dry heat' my ear! 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2278 No, I don't think going to the movies will help in this case... 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2279 We were warned not to Pop Off 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2280 I know we need the exercise, but we agreed to get up early for our walk. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2281 Quit poppin' off! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2282 Shucks, coming down the mountain really makes our ears pop! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2283 It's been an honor to serve with you, kernel. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2284 Climate Change 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2285 Cool trick ... but doesn't that hurt? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2286 This must be that thing they call climate change. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2287 Could be worse. I spotted a half-eaten fried egg on the sidewalk across the road. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2288 Wow! It's so hot. We are in a heat wave. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2289 Told you, Eric. Climate change is real. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2290 Oh for crying out loud. The one day I replace my sunscreen with oil and it happens to be 355°. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2291 Keep Calm or Keep Poppin’ 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
2292 Okay, tell me again how climate change is just a theory. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2293 Have you never heard of premature pop-ulation? 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
2294 Are you sure you want to go to a movie? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2295 One more word and I'll pop you. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2296 You pop my corn and I’ll pop yours. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2297 Okay kernel, I’m all ears. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2298 Don't you recognize me, I'm your Pop. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2299 Well, would you look at that. It *was* the heat, not the humidity. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2300 If you open your ear you'll see there's more than a kernel of truth in this. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2301 This is worse than the time we went camping. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2302 Jimmy popped corn and I don't care 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2303 So THIS is what a high heat index means! 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
2304 All right. Climate change may have a kernel of truth. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2305 Go on, I’m all ears.” “No! That’s corny! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2306 Sorry. I don’t usually just pop off like that. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2307 I told you it’s not safe for us out here between 10 and 2! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2308 I'm 'Pop' but these aren't mine. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2309 Don’t you just hate the summer? 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2310 Your dad jokes are so Pop-corn! 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2311 All this heat. And me without a bowl. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2312 I always lose weight when we take these vacations in Florida. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2313 I told you, without sunscreen, we'd need to behave like vampires. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2314 It’s days like these I wish we never escaped the freezer aisle. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2315 It 's a stress relief. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2316 No, no, not the table variety. It has to be the Epsom salt and the Shea butter, Barry. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
2317 I told you we shouldn't bring the kids. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2318 Pardon me. This heat just isn't agreeing with me. 1.2061 0.03865 131 106 23 2
2319 Did you really just say, "Lend me your ear?" 1.2059 0.05457 102 88 7 7
2320 Will you marry me? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2321 I told you to wear sunscreen instead of canola oil! 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
2322 It feels like it’s 325 degrees out. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2323 You’re a weasel!” “NO! YOU’RE a weasel! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2324 You don't have to hide it, it's legal now in this state. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
2325 It should be over soon. 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
2326 I'm tired of your "popping off "all the time! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2327 This weather has gone from piping hot to popping hot. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2328 Your corniness is popping off. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2329 Hate to sound intellectual,but I think we've reached a temperature tipping point. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2330 Like Shingles, they don't care! 1.2056 0.05268 107 92 8 7
2331 Houston. You? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2332 This is why I don't take the bus 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2333 so what are you taking Ozempic or mounjaro? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2334 No, I don't want to fry an egg on the sidewalk. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2335 Oh, Terry. You always know how to butter me up. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2336 Dad ... I forgot the butter! 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
2337 Oy, I’m schvitzing! 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
2338 This happens to me every time the temp touches 90. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2339 I'm about popped out! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2340 Just be glad this didn't happen during your presentation. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2341 Must be that cornfield elephant. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2342 I told you not to put on the tanning oil today 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2343 So much for keeping your pop secret. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2344 It feels like a real ass-popper today. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2345 I told you we should have left before sunrise 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2346 Quit popping off about how hot it is. 1.2053 0.04236 151 128 15 8
2347 I thought it was "it's hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement" not 'it's hot enough to pop your corn'. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2348 Oh, sure. Don't try to pretend it's me that's making you hot and poppy! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2349 if you see a salt shaker- RUN 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2350 Anyone for the movies? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2351 Me? I miss dressing in silk, a husky embrace & lubricious secrets - all ruined when I got shucked. Now I bathe in salty-hot unctuousness, just popping off. I may end up a cheap pipe. No: I'll likely convert to starch or a reduction of stock. You? 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2352 I told you we needed the SPF 50. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2353 Summer can’t end fast enough. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2354 Corn is the new canary, I guess. 1.2051 0.04937 117 100 10 7
2355 This damn global warming is making me pop! 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2356 I told you to use SPF 50. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2357 I've heard sunscreen is just as likely to make you pop anyway. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2358 Working in the heat like this makes me wish I had been canned. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2359 And, you pooh-poohed global warming! 1.2047 0.03764 127 102 24 1
2360 I feel like I’m popping at the seams. Do I look a little husky to you? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2361 Stop popping off in public! 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
2362 Shucks...did you say shucks! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2363 I don't know what to say. I have no idea what these things are. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2364 Can you imagine what will happen if humans find out our kernels get fluffy with heat? 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2365 It’s going …POP … to be …POP ….another scorcher today! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2366 I mean we can’t just stop living our lives because of a little heat wave 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2367 If I knew you liked sunsets that much, I would have brought the bowl. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2368 Let's pop in on somebody with an air conditioner. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2369 Let’s not go to the movies today.” 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
2370 Fuckin' Texas. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2371 All right, ALL RIGHT! You don't have to go popping off about the weather conspiracy again! 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
2372 I feel like I'm ready to pop any minute. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2373 Where did sheep start getting a taste for corn? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2374 I thought it was pop goes the weasel. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2375 I am simply too pooped to pop. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2376 Must be a low pressure zone. Our ears are popping. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2377 We need to move to the South" you said...."some place where the weather's warmer" you said...."are you happy now? 1.2039 0.05407 103 89 7 7
2378 And I thought I was too pooped to pop. 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2379 I should pop back into the house" 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2380 I’ve had it with global warming. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2381 Yes I know its hot 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2382 This better be a bus stop. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2383 Cool your husks, friend. That's your pop-corn-ality popping into view! 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2384 You were right. I should’ve worn protection. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2385 It's not the sun. It's your stinky hot air. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2386 So much for "As long as it's not humid we'll be fine." 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2387 I love it when you call me Big Poppa 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2388 You’re corny bro 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2389 What more does it take to convince you of global warming? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2390 Now who's wrong about climate change? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2391 I'm steamed! 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2392 No, I don't have any butter. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2393 See what happens when you pop off at the mouth. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2394 I knew we should have used the SPF 100! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2395 It makes the same sound, but at least we’re not sweating bullets. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2396 Stop telling me those pea-brain jokes. Corny ones are always better. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2397 Sure, you can blame it on the heat; but I know corn farts when I smell 'em. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2398 It’s popping’ hot out here! 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2399 We've got a problem ... call Weasel NOW! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2400 I'm starting to think that wasn't sunscreen. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
2401 When the sun gets a little higher, you can call me Pop. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
2402 There! Now stop asking me, "Hot enough for ya?" 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2403 it gets worse 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2404 What makes you think I'm angry? 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2405 Whew -- I'm popped. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2406 I told you those chicken wings were too damn hot! 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2407 You’d best get back in the fridge…..and tell the eggs to stay put. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2408 Pass the butter 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
2409 I guess we shouldn't use sunscreen. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
2410 Bro, did you fart? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2411 You're not wearing any sunscreen are you...? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
2412 The swelling's pretty bad today. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2413 Either way, we'll be buttered. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2414 Want to pop across the street? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2415 I hope this doesn’t hurt our chances of getting hired at the ethanol plant. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2416 Hot enough to fry an egg isn’t exactly the image that comes to mind. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2417 You know Bob, I really think it’s time we cancel ‘the weather’ as an appropriate topic of conversation. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2418 Actually that one was my knee. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2419 It's important to stay hydrated." 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2420 No, we're NOT going to the Breakstone's. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2421 Boston, Denver, and LA; you never said Austin was where you called home. 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2422 This heat takes it out of you, doesn't it? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2423 I don’t know why I agreed to go to Texas in the Summer! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2424 I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be corn. We've got a street, sidewalk, two rows of hedges, mountain, sun, sky. As for the puffballs, you'll have to ask that old Millsap the third. 1.2019 0.05359 104 90 7 7
2425 Who’s great idea was it to vacation in Texas? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2426 I knew the matinee wasn’t worth it. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2427 Want to hear a corny joke? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2428 I get the feeling that rising global temperatures are gonna be a real problem for us. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2429 Don't pop off just because we missed the bus. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2430 Bro, we get it..you’re the hot one. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2431 no need to get so heated, Pop. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2432 Its so hot, I am literally getting cooked ! 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2433 How about a movie? Air conditioned theater, melted butter . . .? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2434 I told you it was too hot for a walk. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2435 Don’t tell me it’s the humidity! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2436 This heat is a shucking nightmare! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2437 I told you your hot air would come back to haunt us. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2438 It’s gonna be cloudy,” you said. “No need for sunscreen,” you said. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2439 Your mom and I are hoping you will follow in your grandad's footsteps at The Starlight Movie Theatre Octoplex. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2440 We should pop inside for a snack 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2441 You're so salty 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2442 They take after your mother, dear. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2443 Anything except ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.’ 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2444 I told you, genetic modification would not protect us from climate change . 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2445 Hey there, what's poppin'? 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2446 Poolside in Arizona is not my idea of a vacation 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2447 First you pop off at me and then you try to butter me up!! Really?? 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2448 And you say global warming is a myth? 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2449 Son, you can’t be popping your kernels, every time a pretty ear walks by. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2450 The future is upon us! 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2451 I’m in heat! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2452 It's hotter than a popcorn fart! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2453 Corny cartoons really stink. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2454 Sorry for popping off at you like this. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2455 Are you sure that was tanning butter? Because that AMC worker is waiting with a bucket. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2456 Who wanted to play the weather by ear? Hm? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2457 Aw Shucks, another corny idea popped into my ear! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2458 Sweet Jesus, it's gonna be a real scorcher today." 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2459 It's the heat right now but corny pop music will also do the trick. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2460 You never wait til we get to the party! 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2461 This is what happened to our friends the Poppers. We could be next if we don’t hurry. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2462 Oh, oh. That family’s returning but now they have butter and salt! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2463 Wanna hear a corny Dad Joke? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2464 Corn on the curb if a man diss me 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2465 I told you it was too hot, Pops! 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2466 I think we’re supposed to be ears of corn. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2467 Did you put butter on? 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
2468 Looks like someone went jogging huskless again. 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2469 I hope they are not showing Field of Dreams. 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2470 I'm sick and tired of pop culture! 1.2016 0.04454 129 109 14 6
2471 Which inconvenient truth - climate change or perimenopause? 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2472 I warned you that moving to Phoenix was going to be a mistake. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2473 Stop calling me that. Call me Dad. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2474 What’s sunscreen? 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2475 I told you it was way too hot to go out today! 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
2476 Your stupid sun screen oil is making this worse! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2477 Don’t tell me you believe in those global warming cornspiracies, Frank. Your kernels always pop in the summer. 1.2016 0.04845 129 112 8 9
2478 Man, it sure is hot today 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2479 Pop, pop, Jiffy Pop", that's all you have to say for yourself 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2480 Son...Stop calling me Pop! 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
2481 It's hotter than a microwave out here. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2482 Yeah, everybody likes us until we get caught in their teeth. 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
2483 Tell me more- I'm all ears 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2484 Personally, I don't think they will see the existential threat of global warming to cornkind until the streets are filled with popcorn. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
2485 So now the truth comes out. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2486 Good thing we are going to the movies! 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2487 Orville Reden-back off, man. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2488 I’ll tell you this Marge, menopause is one formidable foe. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2489 You're a liar. There isn't a kernel of truth to what you're saying. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2490 Just cool it, will you? 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
2491 Frying an egg on the sidewalk is so last century. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2492 Is it me or it is just too hot? 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
2493 Let me handle this when the Uber guy gets here 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2494 Now we're the ones cookin' on the sidewalk......tell the eggs their run is over. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2495 Corny"! I said "Corny"... You're such a perve.. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2496 Thanks for popping by. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2497 See what happens when you get me all fired up. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2498 That was your corniest joke yet. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2499 Hot enough to keep us popping 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2500 Are we in Texas? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2501 You really pop my corns! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2502 Hitch-hiking. Great idea, Clem. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2503 Confession: I've held off telling you about my new butt tattoo.... 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2504 I told you, coming to Texas this summer was a bad idea. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2505 And finally, why aren't we featured in a cobb salad? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2506 There you go again ... always popping off. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2507 It's too hot out here, we better pop inside. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2508 We have enough. Let's go to a movie. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2509 Pop yourself, Mama. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2510 Guess I was wrong: I thought you wanted me to pop the question. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2511 It's so hot, it sounds like the 4th of July! 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
2512 Who’s brilliant idea was it put oil on? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2513 I knew I was so hot I HAD to participate in the art of popping. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2514 You’re a handful. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2515 My gerontologist calls it "elder dust". 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2516 Don't you try and butter me up... 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2517 ? “June Is Bustin’ Out All Over” You do you ! 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2518 I told you the POP index was high today. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2519 If the kernel makes us stand out here one more time, I’m calling the cobs. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2520 Stay out of the heat they say. There’s a kernel of truth in it, right? 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
2521 There you go, popping off about climate change again 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2522 I told you not to forget your sunblock 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2523 Where is he? I am beside myself with worry. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2524 They think popcorn is weird? Have they heard of QAnon? 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
2525 That natural stuff's got no antipopspirant. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
2526 I have a feeling we're not in Nebraska anymore. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2527 Maybe we should finally get out our summer husks. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2528 Calling me “Pop” makes me nervous. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
2529 We could have had a life together. Instead all we've got is Broke Back Mountain. 1.2000 0.04815 115 98 11 6
2530 I REALLY shouldn’t have eaten that third burrito. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2531 Can you smell butter?” “Omg run! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2532 How much further? I’m popped 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2533 Tumbling tumbleweeds are part of the western motif! 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2534 This heat is making me lose my kernels 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2535 It’s not self-cannibalism if I eat yours. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
2536 Stop being dramatic, it's not *that* hot out. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
2537 Fine, fine, let’s go before everything blows up 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2538 They say swallowing helps... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2539 . Oh no. We only have bus passes for two ! 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2540 No, it’s definitely NOT the humidity, Francis! 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2541 They say if we don’t half our greenhouse gas emissions by 2030, we’ll all be popped. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2542 If global warming isn’t real, why am I turning into popcorn? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2543 Given a choice; living in a cracker box. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
2544 Like you don’t fart? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2545 Oh that's not popcorn, I have leprosy. 1.1985 0.04528 136 117 11 8
2546 It happens every time you call me "Pops" instead of "Dad" 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
2547 There's nothing like a hot summer day that brings out the best in us. Wouldn't you agree? 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
2548 I should have asked for SPF 30. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2549 Is it hot in here, or is it me? 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2550 That's corny ! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2551 Ouch! I think I just heard a pop... 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2552 Still don't believe in climate change? 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
2553 If that freakin bus doesn't come soon..." 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
2554 i think that husk really makes your eyes pop! 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
2555 They say the heat index will reach “buttery” today. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2556 Hold your nose amd blow. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2557 Pop and Sun 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2558 I keep hearing a popping sound in my ear. You? 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
2559 Are you sure we used sunscreen and not butter? 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
2560 Still beats Iowa 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2561 If you ask me, the unpopped life is not worth living 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2562 Your synapses are misfiring again, George. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2563 I guess now is a good time to say I really didn’t really care for Seinfeld 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2564 It only happen when I fart. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2565 Don’t you dare say it 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2566 You think you're so hot. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2567 Why does your sunscreen smell like butter? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2568 Gotta get out the sun. Starting to roast out here. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2569 Man, it's microwave hot out today. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2570 If it gets any hotter, we're toast! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2571 Do you ever feel like you’re a walking, talking meme about global warming? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2572 Don't try to butter me up by telling jokes about how hot it is. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2573 I don’t know about you, but my ears are popping. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2574 Still think it's not too hot? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2575 And I thought I was going to be a Green Giant! 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
2576 We must hurry across before the chicken gets here! 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2577 A heated argument,or global warming? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2578 -Bus is late,we’re gonna miss the opening -I’m not fond of Pop Art anyway… 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2579 You ok there, Pop? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2580 Are you wearing butter cologne? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2581 I knew we shouldn't have used that oily sunscreen... 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2582 To hot to Pop 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2583 Pop told us not to visit the Southwest! 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2584 Those health nuts left us as tumble weeds 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2585 I'm against pop culture. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2586 Hey, where did Fred go? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2587 This is why I can’t wait for winter. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2588 We must be in Texas 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2589 Jesus Christ, Marvin. Get your act together. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2590 We live in a godless universe. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2591 If it gets any hotter, we're in trouble." 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2592 I warned you about the heat in Florida 1.1980 0.05454 101 88 6 7
2593 Why didn’t I just go with the Ozempic? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2594 Sounds corny, but the planet's becoming an air popper. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2595 Stay popping while tanning is our nature, son. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2596 Global popping. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2597 It’s way too hot to be wearing a husk today. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2598 Now, I believe in climate change. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2599 No I did not pop the question. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2600 It’s not just the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2601 The most gratifying sound of "PoP" to LGBT parents !! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2602 It gets any hotter and we're not gonna make it to the movie. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2603 We call it the after life! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2604 This sun light makes my body look puffy 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2605 My dermatologist says I should use an oil-free sunscreen. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2606 They don't call him Pop-Pop for nothing. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2607 Don't talk to ME about frying an egg on the sidewalk. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2608 Don’t be popping off at me young man! 1.1974 0.03498 152 124 26 2
2609 Hotter than a popcorn fart 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
2610 Another day like this and we'll be nothing but cob. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
2611 Oroville would've never let this happen! 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
2612 Tickles! 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2613 Pop off like that again and see what happens. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2614 This heat has a transformative power. 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
2615 Whose idea was Kansas in August? 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2616 You say you can’t control it, then get some professional help. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
2617 We have to lay off that purple pill. 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2618 This isn't what I meant when I said to wear something that pops. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2619 If you have a solution, I'm all ears! 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2620 By no way was this my idea of losing weight. 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2621 Dude! What did you eat last night? 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2622 If it gets any hotter I'm going lose it all. 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
2623 Which way for you -- ethanol or high-fructose corn syrup?" (This caption is from the spouse of the subscriber. The subscriber is Harriet Jansma; the submission is from Jerome Jansma. 1.1969 0.04748 127 110 9 8
2624 It’s the rapture! 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2625 If one more person asks me if it's hot enough for me... 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2626 Obviously, a bad day for a Cob to be jogging. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
2627 Excuse me but that last pop sounded suspiciously un-cornlike. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2628 Go to sunny Mexico, It'll be fun, they said. 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
2629 Pollen everywhere . . . someone needs to use a condom. 1.1967 0.04889 122 106 8 8
2630 I'm gaining empathy for cannibals 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2631 We need to get out of Arizona. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2632 Better butter up, todays gonna be a scorcher 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2633 They say it's not the heat, it's the humidity. I say it's the butter and salt that gets me...' 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
2634 Can you not do that somewhere else? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2635 And I 'll bet you could also fry an egg on the sidewalk--but that's too cliché . 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2636 i know its only 200 but i feels like 212 because of the humidity, and also butter has no spf rating 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2637 I should have listened to my dermatologist. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2638 I told you it was too hot to go out today. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2639 You got to stop getting so heated… Someday, you’re going to pop. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2640 Texas. Am I right? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2641 I thought you packed the salt. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2642 Due to the heat, the corn kernels are popping. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2643 Still don't believe in global warming, eh? 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2644 Sure is hotter than hull out here, right? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2645 There's something on your butt. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2646 Orville's at it again. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2647 This hot weather's a blast! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2648 This is what happens when you have to be non-GMO. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2649 No, Pop. That old joke was too corney 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2650 What's happening, Mr.Kernel, my friend?The sun comes up and we start a'popping! Is this an outdoor microwave? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2651 At this rate,we will disappear by sunset. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2652 How many times have I warned you about eating beans. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2653 Okay, it's too hot, let's go to Cornwall 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2654 Whatever happens, promise me--no white cheddar. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2655 Never should have ditched the silk underwear! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2656 Aw shucks, my cob is starting to show. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
2657 And you said global corning wasn't real. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2658 I hate ‘Bring Your Kids to Work’ day. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2659 It’s a natural process and it just happens on its own sometimes. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2660 Quit complaining. There will be air conditioning on the bus. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2661 Pop music is literally killing us. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2662 I told you to stop popping by. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2663 Those damn colonels are hot today! Popping off orders left and right! They may ignite a war! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2664 Global warming makes it hard to keep your cool, no? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2665 It was doctor recommended to discover the full potential. I didn't know it would pop out this soon when out in the sun 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2666 I know it’s hot, but try to keep it together, pal! 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
2667 I'm going out as caramel corn or nuthin! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2668 That global warming scam may have a kernel of truth to it. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
2669 Women just aren’t impressed by that anymore Orville. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2670 It can could be worse...my brother was sold to Chipotle. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2671 Kids these days 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
2672 When you said “pop off”, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1957 0.04467 138 119 11 8
2673 Just a few more minutes, ok? Concession stand prices at the movies are getting out of hand. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2674 Are you eating those? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2675 Would you stop popping off. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2676 It's going to be a hot one. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2677 Go to a movie? You got a death wish or something? 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2678 And you thought sea level rising was our main issue. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2679 It’s hot out here… I am starting to pop! 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
2680 Fry an egg on the sidewalk my ass... 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
2681 oh what a relief it is 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
2682 Okay, you were right, that party was poppin 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
2683 How hot is it?……. It’s so hot I could pop! 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2684 It was your dumb idea to move to Texas. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2685 My ears are popping with the heat! 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2686 If one more of our friends complains about the heat, I'm going to explode! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2687 In this heat, even a popsicle would pop. How corny is that? 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2688 Sorry - must be the new fertilizer. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2689 Damn Heat Dome! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2690 I feel like watching a movie. 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2691 Stop calling me "Pops"! 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
2692 This oil-based sunscreen really caused a reaction. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2693 You're clouding my judgment. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2694 Exercise increases body temperature and the pressure created by the water in your kernels causes that popping sensation. Right now, you’re losing water weight. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2695 I know, I know. "It's not the heat. It's the humidity." But sometimes, it's the heat! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2696 1 out of 10 dermatologists said that we could forgo the sunblock and we got careless 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2697 8am and I am already roasting! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2698 What in the shuck is going on here? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2699 This global warming thing has its funny side. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2700 Pop Icons 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2701 Microwaving would have been quicker. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
2702 It’s only going to get worse. 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
2703 Well, I guess we’re the new standard for pop culture. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2704 i had a different idea of getting buttered up 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2705 I thought you said it was SHEA butter? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2706 Something stuck in your teeth? 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2707 Get a room, dude. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2708 If I had gotten up ten minutes earlier, this walk of shame would have been a lot less embarrassing. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2709 I am going to kill the next person who asks us, “Hot enough for you?” 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
2710 This heat’s changing my opinion of you, Pete 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2711 I know it's what they wanted, but maybe we shouldn't have had them cremated. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2712 ‘Looks like it’s poppin’ off’ 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
2713 I guess we are going to pop in at the party... 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
2714 It's so embarrassing - you're not supposed to be doing this is public! 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
2715 I like it better when people come at us typewriter style and take out a whole row. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2716 Teenagers! 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2717 I'm Popcorn. Are you Momcorn? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2718 Why do eggs get all the attention? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2719 Some like it hot and some pop when the heat is on 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2720 Well,I guess we'll be forced to reduce our exposure before we totally embarrass ourselves! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2721 Phew ! Sunset at last. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2722 It's a hot one out there today. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2723 God, it's hot . 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2724 This heat is making me too popped to participate! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2725 And people claim climate change is a hoax. HA! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2726 I'm hitting the road for the summer, pal. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2727 Butter is not a sunblock. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2728 I told you we needed more sunscreen. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2729 Now I know climate change is a thing! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2730 This sun really makes you pop,huh? 1.1939 0.05553 98 86 5 7
2731 Global warming’s really getting personal 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2732 Who knew Pop was a weasel? 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
2733 For Pete’s sake, Seymour. Just FRY a friggin’ egg or shut your corn hole! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2734 I told you that new butter squeeze bottle looked too much like the sunscreen bottle. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2735 And I was saving myself for Ethanol. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2736 Let's hope there will be a 50% chance of salt and butter today. 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
2737 You got any of that cocoa butter sunscreen left? 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2738 Don't butter me up. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2739 GMO sheep got mixed in with our batch again 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2740 Will you stop popping off? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2741 At least we are finally losing weight! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2742 I knew we should have taken an Uber rather than wait for the bus. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2743 Yeah. They do smell like popcorn. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2744 Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, my foot. 1.1933 0.04090 150 128 15 7
2745 I'm feeling' global warming 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
2746 Told ya. Yer fulla hot air. 1.1933 0.03501 150 123 25 2
2747 Eww! That's what you get for squeezing them, Patty. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2748 WOW! it's popping hot 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2749 Yo bitch, what's poppin' 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2750 Suncorned 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
2751 This is a helluva way to lose weight. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2752 Still not sure about global warming? 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2753 And all anyone wants to talk about is frying eggs… 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
2754 It's hard keeping my cool, listening to all these climate change deniers. It really pops my kernels. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2755 Scientists urge civilians to heed the warnings of global warming; fear they may be falling on deaf ears. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
2756 As usual, the eggs get all the glory. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2757 It is so hot that I bet you could fry an egg on the sidewalk! 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
2758 A day in sunny Tucson 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2759 What does "UV - 8" even mean? Now "UV - Orville Redenbacher" I would understand. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2760 Climate change is gonna be the end of me. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2761 I haven't seen this many poppin' days since '68! 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2762 I think you need more sunscreen. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2763 Yeah, I’ve heard the talk about “global warming”, but these heat domes are just too much! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2764 And then tomorrow when it snows, we’ll get the salt. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2765 pretty sure that was real cream butter” 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
2766 I think we're done here! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2767 What’s that popping sound? 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2768 Don’t give me schucks! You said it was going to be overcast! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2769 You got the yips too? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2770 Dont worry - I used to do that too when I was your age. You should learn to meditate. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2771 A little walk will do you good, she says. Oh, it's not that hot, she says. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2772 This heat is taking a lot out of me. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2773 In my days as a colonel, I never came under fire. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2774 The forecast is for a cloudburst of butter at noon followed by a hailstorm of salt. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2775 It could be worse. We could be in a Texas prison. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2776 Did you remember sunscreen? 1.192