Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I can't get a dog but you adopt a highway. |
1.7254 |
0.01984 |
1675 |
845 |
445 |
385 |
1 |
According to Google Maps, I can get to the bathroom in 30 seconds. |
1.7177 |
0.02428 |
1059 |
522 |
314 |
223 |
2 |
We should get started on dinner before rush hour. |
1.6682 |
0.02486 |
895 |
445 |
302 |
148 |
3 |
Honey when I said we had to draw the line somewhere I didn’t mean through the living room |
1.6627 |
0.02495 |
928 |
477 |
287 |
164 |
4 |
Let’s get upstairs before the evening commute. |
1.6577 |
0.02410 |
1005 |
524 |
301 |
180 |
5 |
I’m glad we bundled home and auto! |
1.6547 |
0.02231 |
1257 |
685 |
321 |
251 |
6 |
I would do the dishes but traffic is a nightmare this time of day. |
1.6416 |
0.02586 |
851 |
449 |
258 |
144 |
7 |
I wonder if we haven't interpreted this "Marriage is a two way street" too literally |
1.6323 |
0.02058 |
1368 |
740 |
391 |
237 |
8 |
The rest areas were a stroke of genius… |
1.6227 |
0.01853 |
1704 |
941 |
465 |
298 |
9 |
Feel like jaywalking? |
1.6209 |
0.02255 |
1129 |
619 |
319 |
191 |
10 |
Should we add a bike lane? |
1.6147 |
0.02473 |
872 |
465 |
278 |
129 |
11 |
Mom & Dad haven't crashed their walkers into each other in weeks. |
1.6090 |
0.02414 |
1000 |
563 |
265 |
172 |
12 |
This carpet is really starting to show a traffic pattern. |
1.6048 |
0.02392 |
954 |
523 |
285 |
146 |
13 |
I just feel like we're heading in different directions. |
1.6033 |
0.02117 |
1205 |
659 |
365 |
181 |
14 |
You think we took Adopt-a-Highway too far? |
1.6002 |
0.01734 |
1856 |
1037 |
524 |
295 |
15 |
It’s going to be weird when your relatives arrive from London. |
1.6000 |
0.02486 |
955 |
549 |
239 |
167 |
16 |
When the listing said "close to the highway," I never imagined |
1.5939 |
0.01870 |
1613 |
915 |
438 |
260 |
17 |
They told us that this carpet will stand up well to heavy traffic.” |
1.5928 |
0.02094 |
1223 |
678 |
365 |
180 |
18 |
Did you have to tell them “My way or the highway”? |
1.5901 |
0.01857 |
1637 |
935 |
438 |
264 |
19 |
I'm thinking about having the living room re-paved. |
1.5828 |
0.01728 |
1848 |
1056 |
507 |
285 |
20 |
Didn't I tell you adopting a highway would be easier than a kid? |
1.5815 |
0.01882 |
1503 |
846 |
440 |
217 |
21 |
Who’s side are you on anyway? |
1.5736 |
0.02312 |
971 |
547 |
291 |
133 |
22 |
Should we merge and have dinner? |
1.5713 |
0.02501 |
800 |
445 |
253 |
102 |
23 |
Wanna try the fast lane tonight, big boy? |
1.5691 |
0.02027 |
1339 |
781 |
354 |
204 |
24 |
Marriage is a journey, Frank, not a destination. |
1.5678 |
0.01607 |
2221 |
1324 |
533 |
364 |
25 |
the carpet cleaners are just going to do the high traffic areas |
1.5654 |
0.01811 |
1613 |
929 |
456 |
228 |
26 |
Ever notice how little traffic there's been since the kids left home? |
1.5646 |
0.02206 |
983 |
542 |
327 |
114 |
27 |
In the UK, our positions would be reversed! |
1.5531 |
0.02416 |
895 |
523 |
249 |
123 |
28 |
I still think we need a bike lane. |
1.5489 |
0.02003 |
1308 |
771 |
356 |
181 |
29 |
It's a broken line. Feel free to make a pass. |
1.5476 |
0.01506 |
2624 |
1642 |
527 |
455 |
30 |
It's so cozy and quiet after rush hour. |
1.5350 |
0.02053 |
1129 |
653 |
348 |
128 |
31 |
I thought YOU read the deed! |
1.5283 |
0.02193 |
1026 |
609 |
292 |
125 |
32 |
Let’s Uber to bed. |
1.5255 |
0.01298 |
3707 |
2455 |
556 |
696 |
33 |
I'm so glad we got rid of that tollbooth. |
1.5229 |
0.02315 |
918 |
549 |
258 |
111 |
34 |
Don't be such a chicken! |
1.5213 |
0.02411 |
890 |
545 |
226 |
119 |
35 |
This new carpet is very middle-of-the-road. |
1.5145 |
0.02277 |
896 |
531 |
269 |
96 |
36 |
Looking on the bright side, at least we don’t have to get up for DoorDash. |
1.5111 |
0.02268 |
898 |
534 |
269 |
95 |
37 |
I think it’s nice being the only house on the street. |
1.5093 |
0.04395 |
269 |
168 |
65 |
36 |
38 |
This is easier than telling your mom we're separated. |
1.5063 |
0.01471 |
2619 |
1707 |
498 |
414 |
39 |
I’ve decided to take the high road. |
1.5005 |
0.02290 |
921 |
567 |
247 |
107 |
40 |
Since the kitchen's on my half I pose this question; what are you having for dinner? |
1.4938 |
0.02378 |
804 |
489 |
233 |
82 |
41 |
You must signal your intent before crossing the line. |
1.4827 |
0.02290 |
837 |
512 |
246 |
79 |
42 |
Are you chicken? |
1.4777 |
0.02238 |
896 |
557 |
250 |
89 |
43 |
Signal your intentions. |
1.4759 |
0.01853 |
1513 |
997 |
312 |
204 |
44 |
I don’t want to push you into something you’re not ready for—like traffic. |
1.4734 |
0.02024 |
1183 |
762 |
282 |
139 |
45 |
"I see they've redrawn the congressional district line." |
1.4698 |
0.02249 |
1075 |
728 |
189 |
158 |
46 |
At least there's not much traffic. |
1.4691 |
0.02260 |
874 |
550 |
238 |
86 |
47 |
This is not what I expected when they asked me to adopt a highway |
1.4677 |
0.01972 |
1332 |
888 |
265 |
179 |
48 |
I believe your exact words were "it's my way or the highway!" |
1.4658 |
0.02001 |
1286 |
858 |
257 |
171 |
49 |
It was your idea to adopt a highway. |
1.4619 |
0.02063 |
1208 |
810 |
238 |
160 |
50 |
What time does the parade start? |
1.4581 |
0.02216 |
919 |
591 |
235 |
93 |
51 |
You’re the one who wanted to adopt the highway. |
1.4538 |
0.02189 |
1104 |
758 |
191 |
155 |
52 |
You know, instead of fixating on the claw-foot tub, we should have taken time to notice that a busy road passed right through the house. |
1.4514 |
0.02431 |
762 |
495 |
190 |
77 |
53 |
You know, the Joneses have a bike lane. |
1.4512 |
0.02086 |
1128 |
756 |
235 |
137 |
54 |
I thought it just meant they put your name on a sign. |
1.4511 |
0.02225 |
1033 |
703 |
194 |
136 |
55 |
Is the chicken over there? |
1.4499 |
0.02140 |
1018 |
671 |
236 |
111 |
56 |
We just have to figure out how to keep you from breathing my half of the air. |
1.4480 |
0.02343 |
817 |
533 |
202 |
82 |
57 |
You merge first.” |
1.4474 |
0.02348 |
1037 |
741 |
128 |
168 |
58 |
Your Lyft is circling the kitchen. Should you message him about the accident in the bathroom? |
1.4447 |
0.02261 |
787 |
498 |
228 |
61 |
59 |
I’m glad we took the road less traveled. |
1.4434 |
0.02112 |
954 |
616 |
253 |
85 |
60 |
'Can you believe some people waste money on 'divorce lawyers'?' |
1.4401 |
0.02280 |
893 |
597 |
199 |
97 |
61 |
If you want to merge, I'll yield. |
1.4400 |
0.02204 |
959 |
642 |
212 |
105 |
62 |
I think I'm going to turn in. |
1.4355 |
0.02273 |
884 |
592 |
199 |
93 |
63 |
By the way, there’s a pot hole in the kitchen. |
1.4354 |
0.02402 |
859 |
592 |
160 |
107 |
64 |
Yes, your Dad is a civil engineer. Why? |
1.4316 |
0.02469 |
665 |
431 |
181 |
53 |
65 |
Clever, but don't you think it might attract others besides the ice cream truck?" |
1.4313 |
0.02501 |
670 |
439 |
173 |
58 |
66 |
I’ll trade you one bathroom pass for thirty minutes in the kitchen. |
1.4297 |
0.02554 |
640 |
420 |
165 |
55 |
67 |
This roundabout feasibility study is fascinating. |
1.4275 |
0.02560 |
641 |
423 |
162 |
56 |
68 |
That's not exactly what I had in mind by 'living in the fast lane'. |
1.4260 |
0.02425 |
770 |
522 |
168 |
80 |
69 |
The peloton should be through any minute. |
1.4254 |
0.02581 |
630 |
417 |
158 |
55 |
70 |
What makes you think that I'm leaving you? |
1.4247 |
0.02489 |
810 |
570 |
136 |
104 |
71 |
All we need now is a chicken. |
1.4215 |
0.02500 |
764 |
531 |
144 |
89 |
72 |
Feel free to cross the line. |
1.4202 |
0.02432 |
702 |
467 |
175 |
60 |
73 |
By the time they reopen the highway we’ll have made a fortune in tolls. |
1.4197 |
0.02424 |
722 |
484 |
173 |
65 |
74 |
It certainly clarifies our relationship... |
1.4192 |
0.02397 |
730 |
488 |
178 |
64 |
75 |
Life in the fast lane, right?” |
1.4184 |
0.02462 |
686 |
458 |
169 |
59 |
76 |
If the bus is late, you’ll just have to walk to the kitchen. |
1.4181 |
0.02498 |
708 |
482 |
156 |
70 |
77 |
Things are getting better. It used to be a double yellow. |
1.4181 |
0.02363 |
720 |
476 |
187 |
57 |
78 |
Since the kids moved out, traffic really died down |
1.4175 |
0.02564 |
661 |
448 |
150 |
63 |
79 |
Let me know when you feel like a merge. |
1.4172 |
0.02564 |
664 |
451 |
149 |
64 |
80 |
Could you hitchhike to the kitchen and get me a beer? |
1.4155 |
0.02506 |
698 |
476 |
154 |
68 |
81 |
You know its reversed in England. |
1.4154 |
0.02501 |
703 |
480 |
154 |
69 |
82 |
Nonsense. If I didn’t love you, it’d be a double yellow line. |
1.4150 |
0.02727 |
653 |
461 |
113 |
79 |
83 |
I'd like to finish this article before the rush hour. |
1.4146 |
0.02463 |
685 |
460 |
166 |
59 |
84 |
The tolls alone will cover the mortgage. |
1.4144 |
0.02687 |
637 |
442 |
126 |
69 |
85 |
Says here that most accidents occur in the home. |
1.4135 |
0.02717 |
653 |
461 |
114 |
78 |
86 |
We’re so lucky the easement made this place affordable |
1.4126 |
0.02651 |
669 |
469 |
124 |
76 |
87 |
"I am more comfortable when I stay in my lane. |
1.4101 |
0.02482 |
656 |
440 |
163 |
53 |
88 |
If I didn't want you to visit now and then, I'd have painted a solid line. |
1.4099 |
0.02554 |
688 |
477 |
140 |
71 |
89 |
So just a reminder, you have the kids on your side this weekend. |
1.4099 |
0.02612 |
649 |
448 |
136 |
65 |
90 |
It's a broken line, dear. You're free to make a pass. |
1.4092 |
0.02576 |
677 |
470 |
137 |
70 |
91 |
Marriage has always been a two way street. |
1.4085 |
0.02650 |
639 |
444 |
129 |
66 |
92 |
See who's honking at the door. |
1.4083 |
0.02568 |
600 |
401 |
153 |
46 |
93 |
Are you enjoying living in the fast lane? |
1.4080 |
0.02616 |
625 |
428 |
139 |
58 |
94 |
Sometimes our lives seem so pedestrian. |
1.4076 |
0.02684 |
628 |
438 |
124 |
66 |
95 |
It's just an easement, you said. We won't even notice, you said. |
1.4042 |
0.02685 |
621 |
434 |
123 |
64 |
96 |
... and now there's a stoplight in the bedroom. |
1.4039 |
0.02617 |
614 |
421 |
138 |
55 |
97 |
It’s inconvenient now, but the tolls will pay off in the end. |
1.4035 |
0.02660 |
632 |
442 |
125 |
65 |
98 |
I think a speed bump would really pull the room together. |
1.4027 |
0.02766 |
596 |
420 |
112 |
64 |
99 |
Now it can be my way and the highway. |
1.4021 |
0.02575 |
654 |
454 |
137 |
63 |
100 |
Mom sounded quite worried when I told her that we're now living on the street. |
1.4021 |
0.02777 |
562 |
390 |
118 |
54 |
101 |
You’re too chicken to cross the road. |
1.4017 |
0.02680 |
600 |
416 |
127 |
57 |
102 |
What's eminent domain again? |
1.4016 |
0.02593 |
615 |
421 |
141 |
53 |
103 |
President Biden's road infrastructure program really hits home. |
1.3997 |
0.02737 |
598 |
421 |
115 |
62 |
104 |
When I adopt a highway I really adopt a highway. |
1.3987 |
0.02678 |
597 |
415 |
126 |
56 |
105 |
I’d say our marriage is middle of the road. What do you think? |
1.3981 |
0.03074 |
417 |
283 |
102 |
32 |
106 |
We're not separated. We're perforated. |
1.3971 |
0.02826 |
554 |
390 |
108 |
56 |
107 |
What knucklehead put a dotted line on a blind curve? |
1.3971 |
0.02864 |
544 |
384 |
104 |
56 |
108 |
Feel free to make a pass |
1.3969 |
0.02659 |
572 |
392 |
133 |
47 |
109 |
There's no solid stripe so, if you'd like make a pass... |
1.3961 |
0.02870 |
563 |
403 |
97 |
63 |
110 |
By the way, your half of the toilet is clogged. |
1.3955 |
0.02893 |
574 |
416 |
89 |
69 |
111 |
Maybe adopting a highway was a mistake. |
1.3952 |
0.02772 |
539 |
373 |
119 |
47 |
112 |
Just signal before attempting to make a pass. |
1.3949 |
0.02589 |
590 |
403 |
141 |
46 |
113 |
Not much traffic tonight. |
1.3906 |
0.02738 |
530 |
365 |
123 |
42 |
114 |
Remember to look both ways before kissing me good night. |
1.3902 |
0.02816 |
533 |
374 |
110 |
49 |
115 |
By the way, tomorrow is street sweeping. |
1.3902 |
0.02853 |
510 |
356 |
109 |
45 |
116 |
Remember, marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3900 |
0.02913 |
518 |
368 |
98 |
52 |
117 |
This gerrymandering is getting out of hand. |
1.3897 |
0.02894 |
544 |
391 |
94 |
59 |
118 |
Glad we went with the high-traffic carpet. |
1.3891 |
0.02806 |
532 |
373 |
111 |
48 |
119 |
Now all we need is a chicken. |
1.3889 |
0.02805 |
558 |
397 |
105 |
56 |
120 |
Ha, ha! The toilet is on MY side! |
1.3880 |
0.02886 |
518 |
367 |
101 |
50 |
121 |
Did you feed the chicken? |
1.3875 |
0.03105 |
511 |
378 |
68 |
65 |
122 |
It’s cut my commute to the home office by 15 seconds. |
1.3873 |
0.02881 |
519 |
368 |
101 |
50 |
123 |
You knew I was territorial when you married me. |
1.3872 |
0.02862 |
514 |
362 |
105 |
47 |
124 |
Don't get your hopes too high, but I am considering a crosswalk. |
1.3866 |
0.02930 |
507 |
361 |
96 |
50 |
125 |
How about if I swing by before rush hour? |
1.3864 |
0.02749 |
515 |
355 |
121 |
39 |
126 |
Well, you DID say, “My way or the highway…” |
1.3861 |
0.02769 |
531 |
371 |
115 |
45 |
127 |
Why do you think we need counseling? |
1.3855 |
0.02952 |
511 |
367 |
91 |
53 |
128 |
When you reach the kitchen, there will be a fork in the road. |
1.3843 |
0.02955 |
510 |
367 |
90 |
53 |
129 |
If you're not chicken,why don't you cross the road? |
1.3843 |
0.02849 |
510 |
359 |
106 |
45 |
130 |
Wanna merge tonight? |
1.3835 |
0.02790 |
485 |
333 |
118 |
34 |
131 |
This redistricting thing is really getting out of control. |
1.3803 |
0.02927 |
497 |
355 |
95 |
47 |
132 |
I love these highway rest areas. |
1.3800 |
0.02952 |
450 |
314 |
101 |
35 |
133 |
Read between the lines, George. |
1.3800 |
0.03020 |
479 |
345 |
86 |
48 |
134 |
I’ve been so much more relaxed since we put the double yellow line around your mother’s room. |
1.3786 |
0.03125 |
457 |
332 |
77 |
48 |
135 |
I told you not to adopt a highway. |
1.3775 |
0.02940 |
506 |
366 |
89 |
51 |
136 |
They did say this flooring was for a high traffic area. |
1.3775 |
0.02846 |
506 |
359 |
103 |
44 |
137 |
You never take my side. |
1.3764 |
0.03223 |
441 |
324 |
68 |
49 |
138 |
Most amicable divorce ever. |
1.3763 |
0.02816 |
465 |
321 |
113 |
31 |
139 |
Keep it up and I'll make it a double yellow line. |
1.3755 |
0.03083 |
474 |
347 |
76 |
51 |
140 |
I didn't know 'adopt a highway' was an interior design trend. |
1.3750 |
0.02994 |
440 |
310 |
95 |
35 |
141 |
Stay in your lane, Harold. |
1.3744 |
0.03010 |
454 |
324 |
90 |
40 |
142 |
Retirement life has really improved ever since we established boundaries. |
1.3739 |
0.02985 |
476 |
343 |
88 |
45 |
143 |
I know what you’re thinking, ‘It should be solid on the curve’ “ |
1.3739 |
0.02981 |
460 |
328 |
92 |
40 |
144 |
Do we really need a crosswalk? |
1.3738 |
0.02654 |
511 |
352 |
127 |
32 |
145 |
I still say we need a chicken. |
1.3730 |
0.03118 |
445 |
323 |
78 |
44 |
146 |
Honey, have you seen the chicken? |
1.3726 |
0.03160 |
424 |
306 |
78 |
40 |
147 |
The marriage counselor was right about us staying in our lanes. |
1.3723 |
0.02888 |
470 |
332 |
101 |
37 |
148 |
We really need to add a bike lane. |
1.3721 |
0.02936 |
473 |
338 |
94 |
41 |
149 |
A yellow brick road was out of our price range. This was the next best thing. |
1.3719 |
0.02965 |
449 |
318 |
95 |
36 |
150 |
I thought “adopting a highway” just meant they put your name on a sign. |
1.3714 |
0.03019 |
455 |
327 |
87 |
41 |
151 |
There's been a pile-up in the kitchen. |
1.3705 |
0.03116 |
448 |
327 |
76 |
45 |
152 |
It's only a partial separation. |
1.3704 |
0.02769 |
467 |
323 |
115 |
29 |
153 |
With you it's always 'My way or the highway.' |
1.3699 |
0.03067 |
438 |
315 |
84 |
39 |
154 |
I would...but there's no crosswalk... |
1.3697 |
0.02946 |
449 |
318 |
96 |
35 |
155 |
Tearing along the dotted line is so much easier than divorce. |
1.3688 |
0.03046 |
442 |
318 |
85 |
39 |
156 |
Did you fix the pothole in the kitchen? |
1.3685 |
0.03110 |
426 |
307 |
81 |
38 |
157 |
.... but, NO, you had to insist on a better offer to move for the bypass. |
1.3684 |
0.03187 |
361 |
252 |
85 |
24 |
158 |
Don`t forget, they`re putting in the speed bumps tomorrow. |
1.3682 |
0.03086 |
402 |
284 |
88 |
30 |
159 |
I told you, it's my way or the highway. |
1.3679 |
0.03156 |
424 |
308 |
76 |
40 |
160 |
I thought marriage was supposed to be a two-way street!?! |
1.3678 |
0.03115 |
435 |
316 |
78 |
41 |
161 |
Well, that division was easy, but what are we going to do with the cat? |
1.3675 |
0.03218 |
419 |
307 |
70 |
42 |
162 |
You should've thought about where the bathroom is BEFORE signing the prenup. |
1.3675 |
0.03124 |
449 |
330 |
73 |
46 |
163 |
How would you feel about a double yellow? |
1.3675 |
0.03011 |
449 |
323 |
87 |
39 |
164 |
This Gerrymander thing has gone too far! |
1.3671 |
0.03202 |
425 |
312 |
70 |
43 |
165 |
But my way is the highway. |
1.3671 |
0.02968 |
425 |
299 |
96 |
30 |
166 |
I know it's last minute but you Wanna come over tonight? |
1.3669 |
0.02974 |
477 |
347 |
85 |
45 |
167 |
Finally, a proper rest stop. |
1.3664 |
0.02977 |
423 |
298 |
95 |
30 |
168 |
Sure, it's nice now, but wait 'til Rush Hour |
1.3656 |
0.03082 |
424 |
305 |
83 |
36 |
169 |
I'm thinking we should get the living room re-paved. |
1.3651 |
0.03173 |
430 |
316 |
71 |
43 |
170 |
Why is it double-solid in the bedroom? |
1.3646 |
0.03508 |
384 |
290 |
48 |
46 |
171 |
You wanted to adopt a highway. |
1.3644 |
0.02937 |
450 |
321 |
94 |
35 |
172 |
I'm glad we were able to adopt this highway and give it a good home. |
1.3641 |
0.03122 |
423 |
307 |
78 |
38 |
173 |
See isn't it so much more relaxing when you stay in your lane hun? |
1.3636 |
0.03036 |
429 |
308 |
86 |
35 |
174 |
Why do I feel like you’re never on my side? |
1.3628 |
0.02889 |
441 |
311 |
100 |
30 |
175 |
Care to make a pass? |
1.3617 |
0.03104 |
412 |
297 |
81 |
34 |
176 |
You used to like my curves. |
1.3608 |
0.03040 |
424 |
305 |
85 |
34 |
177 |
You sure this is what she meant by "trial separation?" |
1.3608 |
0.03097 |
413 |
298 |
81 |
34 |
178 |
I told you it was either my way or the highway. |
1.3608 |
0.03191 |
413 |
303 |
71 |
39 |
179 |
It's so peaceful in here after rush hour. |
1.3600 |
0.03034 |
425 |
306 |
85 |
34 |
180 |
Sometimes I feel you’re not on my side |
1.3596 |
0.03301 |
381 |
279 |
67 |
35 |
181 |
Stay in your lane, Richard. |
1.3592 |
0.03007 |
387 |
271 |
93 |
23 |
182 |
I feel this gerrymandering issue has gone too far. |
1.3587 |
0.03185 |
407 |
298 |
72 |
37 |
183 |
It's bumper-to-bumper in the garage. |
1.3582 |
0.03213 |
402 |
295 |
70 |
37 |
184 |
Honey, we need to find an off ramp. |
1.3582 |
0.03115 |
402 |
290 |
80 |
32 |
185 |
The southbound lane will be closed for vacuuming later today so find an alternate route. |
1.3582 |
0.03153 |
416 |
305 |
73 |
38 |
186 |
This is your last chance to come over. The painters arrive tomorrow to paint a double yellow line on your side! |
1.3582 |
0.03135 |
416 |
304 |
75 |
37 |
187 |
If only you'd change your party registration, we could live in the same district. |
1.3581 |
0.03278 |
391 |
288 |
66 |
37 |
188 |
There’s a parking place by the fridge |
1.3578 |
0.03010 |
422 |
303 |
87 |
32 |
189 |
I gotta tell you, life in the fast lane is not what it's cracked up to be. |
1.3577 |
0.03162 |
397 |
288 |
76 |
33 |
190 |
I love the calm after rush hour, don't you? |
1.3570 |
0.03049 |
395 |
281 |
87 |
27 |
191 |
Our therapist said clear boundaries are important. |
1.3566 |
0.03156 |
387 |
279 |
78 |
30 |
192 |
It's your night to collect the tolls. |
1.3563 |
0.03046 |
407 |
292 |
85 |
30 |
193 |
I'm glad rush hour is over. |
1.3558 |
0.03113 |
371 |
263 |
84 |
24 |
194 |
I'll come over after rush hour |
1.3549 |
0.03095 |
386 |
276 |
83 |
27 |
195 |
The real question is why a chicken would even come into the house… |
1.3548 |
0.03347 |
389 |
291 |
58 |
40 |
196 |
Roadkill for dinner? |
1.3547 |
0.03180 |
375 |
270 |
77 |
28 |
197 |
A bit of a mess in the kitchen. I hit a deer. |
1.3544 |
0.03210 |
395 |
290 |
70 |
35 |
198 |
I had to draw the line somewhere, Harold. |
1.3532 |
0.03149 |
402 |
294 |
74 |
34 |
199 |
Next time, let’s adopt a dog. |
1.3529 |
0.03044 |
391 |
279 |
86 |
26 |
200 |
We can't both be on the right side. |
1.3525 |
0.02972 |
417 |
299 |
89 |
29 |
201 |
Remember our living room before the infrastructure bill? |
1.3525 |
0.03280 |
383 |
283 |
65 |
35 |
202 |
Dad was right. Marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3522 |
0.03181 |
389 |
284 |
73 |
32 |
203 |
You got to admit: it’s a lot more exciting around here since we took out the guard rails. |
1.3519 |
0.03290 |
378 |
279 |
65 |
34 |
204 |
I like it. It really puts the 'apart' in 'apartment.' |
1.3518 |
0.03309 |
361 |
264 |
67 |
30 |
205 |
It says here the Town is finally putting out a bid for that crosswalk you requested! |
1.3513 |
0.03195 |
390 |
286 |
71 |
33 |
206 |
Don't punish him, if he wants to be a road painter, we should encourage him. |
1.3510 |
0.03274 |
359 |
261 |
70 |
28 |
207 |
Okay, but I’m a hard “NO” if you are thinking of adding bike lanes |
1.3509 |
0.03324 |
379 |
282 |
61 |
36 |
208 |
Take a hint, Jack.” |
1.3508 |
0.03408 |
382 |
289 |
52 |
41 |
209 |
Stay in your lane John |
1.3507 |
0.02942 |
402 |
285 |
93 |
24 |
210 |
It's true. Marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3505 |
0.03308 |
388 |
290 |
60 |
38 |
211 |
Hasn't this gerrymandering thing gotten a little out of hand? |
1.3504 |
0.03397 |
371 |
278 |
56 |
37 |
212 |
I love our afternoons at IKEA don’t you? |
1.3504 |
0.03407 |
391 |
298 |
49 |
44 |
213 |
Just make sure you look both ways before going upstairs to bed. |
1.3492 |
0.03222 |
378 |
277 |
70 |
31 |
214 |
Are we there yet? |
1.3489 |
0.03240 |
364 |
265 |
71 |
28 |
215 |
Are you sure this is what your therapist meant when she said marriage is a two-way street? |
1.3486 |
0.03293 |
370 |
273 |
65 |
32 |
216 |
FYI, the stairway entrance to the second floor will be closed tonight from 11 p.m. to 5 a.m. for vacuuming. |
1.3477 |
0.03416 |
348 |
258 |
59 |
31 |
217 |
Good luck getting upstairs. |
1.3476 |
0.03172 |
351 |
251 |
78 |
22 |
218 |
Are you coming over later? |
1.3470 |
0.03034 |
366 |
259 |
87 |
20 |
219 |
Amazon says our delivery is two rooms away. |
1.3465 |
0.03342 |
355 |
262 |
63 |
30 |
220 |
Maybe we should head to the bathroom before all the traffic? |
1.3459 |
0.03106 |
370 |
266 |
80 |
24 |
221 |
Let's change lanes. |
1.3456 |
0.03157 |
353 |
253 |
78 |
22 |
222 |
Where exactly did you get that venison? |
1.3444 |
0.03725 |
360 |
285 |
26 |
49 |
223 |
It could be worse—Susan and Mike next door just have a dead end. |
1.3433 |
0.03531 |
335 |
252 |
51 |
32 |
224 |
How do you feel about merging in the bedroom? |
1.3429 |
0.03417 |
347 |
259 |
57 |
31 |
225 |
yes, it's Ok to make a pass. |
1.3421 |
0.03090 |
380 |
276 |
78 |
26 |
226 |
Next time don't tell the realtor how close you want to be to public transportation |
1.3421 |
0.03501 |
342 |
258 |
51 |
33 |
227 |
We should have taken the state’s offer. |
1.3420 |
0.03161 |
383 |
282 |
71 |
30 |
228 |
I don't know Ed, it just feels like we're going different directions. |
1.3420 |
0.03335 |
348 |
257 |
63 |
28 |
229 |
I'm trying to finish this chapter before rush hour. |
1.3415 |
0.03082 |
369 |
266 |
80 |
23 |
230 |
What with all the Zooming going on, it just made sense. |
1.3413 |
0.03417 |
293 |
210 |
66 |
17 |
231 |
Sure makes waiting for the bus more comfortable, doesn't it? |
1.3407 |
0.04131 |
226 |
167 |
41 |
18 |
232 |
Wouldn't it be great if all divorces were this easy? |
1.3403 |
0.03552 |
335 |
254 |
48 |
33 |
233 |
This is so much better than a divorce. |
1.3402 |
0.03407 |
341 |
254 |
58 |
29 |
234 |
We had to draw a line somewhere. |
1.3401 |
0.03389 |
347 |
259 |
58 |
30 |
235 |
My state just banned that book. |
1.3400 |
0.03269 |
350 |
257 |
67 |
26 |
236 |
You're right, this is much better than getting a divorce. |
1.3400 |
0.03294 |
350 |
258 |
65 |
27 |
237 |
My therapist has me working on boundaries. |
1.3397 |
0.03203 |
368 |
271 |
69 |
28 |
238 |
And always remember to look both ways before you leave your chair. |
1.3396 |
0.03189 |
374 |
276 |
69 |
29 |
239 |
I knew there was a reason why it was the cheapest apartment in Northern Ireland. |
1.3394 |
0.03616 |
330 |
252 |
44 |
34 |
240 |
You take ‘Reading between the lines’ too literally |
1.3393 |
0.03490 |
333 |
250 |
53 |
30 |
241 |
Why did we get him that race car bed? |
1.3392 |
0.03495 |
339 |
256 |
51 |
32 |
242 |
Shall we get a snack before rush hour? |
1.3378 |
0.03193 |
373 |
276 |
68 |
29 |
243 |
How was your commute? |
1.3378 |
0.03219 |
376 |
280 |
65 |
31 |
244 |
Watch out for the speed trap in the kitchen. |
1.3375 |
0.03400 |
323 |
238 |
61 |
24 |
245 |
Well, you should have gone to the bathroom before we started the divorce. |
1.3374 |
0.03621 |
326 |
249 |
44 |
33 |
246 |
One more word and I turn it into a double yellow |
1.3371 |
0.03347 |
356 |
267 |
58 |
31 |
247 |
It's so much better now that you are staying in your lane |
1.3364 |
0.03334 |
324 |
237 |
65 |
22 |
248 |
I put a stop sign by the refrigerator to help with my diet. |
1.3364 |
0.03906 |
330 |
265 |
19 |
46 |
249 |
Love is a two-way street |
1.3363 |
0.03463 |
336 |
253 |
53 |
30 |
250 |
What would you say, Harold, about bringing a "Slow - Children at Play" sign to our lives? |
1.3363 |
0.03489 |
336 |
254 |
51 |
31 |
251 |
So you think our marriage is at a cross roads? |
1.3363 |
0.03279 |
336 |
246 |
67 |
23 |
252 |
Honey, I am so glad we both understand marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3363 |
0.03291 |
342 |
252 |
65 |
25 |
253 |
I don't know Brian, are we really ready to have a crosswalk? |
1.3354 |
0.03332 |
328 |
241 |
64 |
23 |
254 |
When you said you would live across the street, this is not what I expected. |
1.3354 |
0.03247 |
328 |
238 |
70 |
20 |
255 |
This new highway has cut my commute to the home office in half. |
1.3354 |
0.03304 |
328 |
240 |
66 |
22 |
256 |
Well, you said 'My way or the highway' |
1.3353 |
0.03457 |
340 |
257 |
52 |
31 |
257 |
If you lived here you'd be home now |
1.3353 |
0.03356 |
340 |
253 |
60 |
27 |
258 |
My interior decorator studied at Tulane University. |
1.3343 |
0.03643 |
329 |
254 |
40 |
35 |
259 |
It's so nice around here when you stay in your lane. |
1.3333 |
0.03315 |
330 |
243 |
64 |
23 |
260 |
I think it’s time to add a crosswalk. |
1.3333 |
0.03173 |
339 |
246 |
73 |
20 |
261 |
We discussed this. You can go upstairs. Just not on weekends, holidays, or Monday to Friday between 10:00 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. |
1.3323 |
0.03211 |
337 |
246 |
70 |
21 |
262 |
Remember when it was just a metaphor? |
1.3323 |
0.03415 |
316 |
234 |
59 |
23 |
263 |
Once you get to the kitchen, you'll find a fork. |
1.3323 |
0.03526 |
313 |
235 |
52 |
26 |
264 |
I leased out the rights for the I-95 detour. |
1.3322 |
0.03392 |
307 |
225 |
62 |
20 |
265 |
I'm thinking we should add a bike lane. |
1.3315 |
0.03248 |
359 |
268 |
63 |
28 |
266 |
Keep talking like that and I'll paint a solid yellow line. |
1.3314 |
0.03211 |
341 |
250 |
69 |
22 |
267 |
I prefer life in the fast lane. |
1.3313 |
0.03234 |
329 |
240 |
69 |
20 |
268 |
We get along great, as long as we stay stay in our lane! |
1.3313 |
0.03559 |
326 |
249 |
46 |
31 |
269 |
Icy conditions for next twenty years. |
1.3312 |
0.03482 |
311 |
232 |
55 |
24 |
270 |
The drive-thru open house was your best idea ever. |
1.3312 |
0.03476 |
308 |
229 |
56 |
23 |
271 |
It could be worse. The Smiths have a cloverleaf in their den. |
1.3286 |
0.03538 |
280 |
206 |
56 |
18 |
272 |
You're allowed to come over into my lane and sit with me... it's a broken line |
1.3280 |
0.03394 |
314 |
233 |
59 |
22 |
273 |
My therapist said to set clear boundaries. |
1.3280 |
0.03417 |
311 |
231 |
58 |
22 |
274 |
I said three way not freeway. |
1.3279 |
0.03586 |
305 |
231 |
48 |
26 |
275 |
We should have never adopted that highway |
1.3276 |
0.03627 |
293 |
221 |
48 |
24 |
276 |
Ok, I’ll trade you bathroom privileges for kitchen privileges |
1.3272 |
0.03355 |
327 |
244 |
59 |
24 |
277 |
See how well we do when we stay in our own lanes. |
1.3269 |
0.03467 |
312 |
234 |
54 |
24 |
278 |
I told you, ‘my way or…’ |
1.3263 |
0.03277 |
334 |
248 |
63 |
23 |
279 |
be grateful it's not a double solid line |
1.3260 |
0.03441 |
319 |
240 |
54 |
25 |
280 |
The road marker guy had to use our bathroom. |
1.3258 |
0.03451 |
310 |
232 |
55 |
23 |
281 |
My attorney said this arrangement does not count as a separation. |
1.3252 |
0.03253 |
329 |
243 |
65 |
21 |
282 |
The median is the message. |
1.3248 |
0.03442 |
311 |
233 |
55 |
23 |
283 |
Look at it this way: we can charge tolls and get free street maintenance. |
1.3234 |
0.03376 |
303 |
224 |
60 |
19 |
284 |
Since we imposed the toll, it's paying for itself. |
1.3233 |
0.03196 |
300 |
216 |
71 |
13 |
285 |
Did you know this house was once owned by Johnny Cash? |
1.3226 |
0.03880 |
248 |
187 |
42 |
19 |
286 |
When I agreed to adopt a highway I thought I'd just be picking up trash. |
1.3216 |
0.03742 |
283 |
217 |
41 |
25 |
287 |
I recall you mentioning that your ex-wife was in charge of the Zoning Department. |
1.3211 |
0.03532 |
299 |
226 |
50 |
23 |
288 |
I'm thinking about adding a bicycle lane. |
1.3207 |
0.03609 |
290 |
220 |
47 |
23 |
289 |
Traffic’s been light since the kids moved out. |
1.3204 |
0.03326 |
309 |
229 |
61 |
19 |
290 |
You ever think about adding a crosswalk? |
1.3204 |
0.03450 |
309 |
233 |
53 |
23 |
291 |
Would ya' look at us, just two crazy kids on the open road... |
1.3201 |
0.03684 |
278 |
211 |
45 |
22 |
292 |
I left you a half sandwich on your half of the fridge. |
1.3199 |
0.03579 |
297 |
226 |
47 |
24 |
293 |
I know the way to the kitchen, but I'm still not making dinner. |
1.3197 |
0.03459 |
319 |
243 |
50 |
26 |
294 |
Hon, why dontcha drive to the kitchen and pick up some dinner before rush hour traffic? |
1.3197 |
0.03504 |
269 |
198 |
56 |
15 |
295 |
It would have gotten more laughs as a one-liner. |
1.3186 |
0.03626 |
295 |
226 |
44 |
25 |
296 |
Don't worry. It's a passing phase. |
1.3185 |
0.03647 |
270 |
203 |
48 |
19 |
297 |
I love life in the fast lane! |
1.3182 |
0.03287 |
286 |
208 |
65 |
13 |
298 |
I think the city is going a bit overboard with the bike lanes. |
1.3172 |
0.03502 |
290 |
218 |
52 |
20 |
299 |
"Nothing, really. It was just a passing thought. |
1.3172 |
0.03776 |
268 |
205 |
41 |
22 |
300 |
Now we just sit back and collect the tolls. |
1.3171 |
0.03562 |
287 |
217 |
49 |
21 |
301 |
Yes, Henry road his unicycle through the wet paint. Why? |
1.3167 |
0.03579 |
300 |
230 |
45 |
25 |
302 |
Yeah, life is a highway. |
1.3164 |
0.03633 |
275 |
208 |
47 |
20 |
303 |
Sweetie, is the chicken over there? |
1.3163 |
0.03434 |
294 |
220 |
55 |
19 |
304 |
Remember to look both ways before you come to my side of the room. |
1.3162 |
0.03492 |
291 |
219 |
52 |
20 |
305 |
Add it to the list of what Duct Tape is good for. |
1.3158 |
0.03400 |
285 |
211 |
58 |
16 |
306 |
If we were in England, we’d have to switch sides. |
1.3153 |
0.03556 |
295 |
225 |
47 |
23 |
307 |
So I said to our son, ‘it’s my way or the highway’, and you’ll never guess what the brat did next” |
1.3147 |
0.03601 |
286 |
218 |
46 |
22 |
308 |
Need anything from the kitchen before rush hour? |
1.3143 |
0.03512 |
280 |
210 |
52 |
18 |
309 |
What time should I pick you up for supper? |
1.3140 |
0.03438 |
293 |
220 |
54 |
19 |
310 |
It's hard to find something with 4 lanes in our price range. |
1.3137 |
0.03475 |
271 |
201 |
55 |
15 |
311 |
We really need a croswalk |
1.3129 |
0.03337 |
278 |
204 |
61 |
13 |
312 |
You know, communication is a two-way street. |
1.3127 |
0.03627 |
275 |
209 |
46 |
20 |
313 |
I could have sworn the realtor said "tract housing" |
1.3123 |
0.03393 |
285 |
212 |
57 |
16 |
314 |
Well, this gerrymandering has finally gotten out of hand |
1.3120 |
0.04245 |
234 |
185 |
25 |
24 |
315 |
It says here, the city is planning a new highway in this neighborhood |
1.3114 |
0.03431 |
289 |
217 |
54 |
18 |
316 |
I can’t help that I’m the more interesting roadside attraction, Howard. |
1.3111 |
0.03556 |
270 |
203 |
50 |
17 |
317 |
Just look both ways before going upstairs. |
1.3106 |
0.03489 |
264 |
196 |
54 |
14 |
318 |
The room looks so much nicer now that we've fixed the potholes! |
1.3106 |
0.03306 |
322 |
244 |
56 |
22 |
319 |
I don’t think it’s fair that the bathroom is on your side! |
1.3103 |
0.03455 |
290 |
219 |
52 |
19 |
320 |
The bathroom is right off exit four- you cant miss it. |
1.3102 |
0.03631 |
274 |
209 |
45 |
20 |
321 |
"They said it's just until they repair Rte 95." |
1.3100 |
0.03621 |
271 |
206 |
46 |
19 |
322 |
This isn't what I was expecting when we adopted a highway. |
1.3100 |
0.03805 |
271 |
211 |
36 |
24 |
323 |
It's how they're able to deliver our pizza
in 30 minutes or less. |
1.3094 |
0.03519 |
265 |
198 |
52 |
15 |
324 |
'Our therapist was right, having clear and permeable boundaries really has improved our homelife. |
1.3094 |
0.03678 |
265 |
202 |
44 |
19 |
325 |
Traffic's not too bad this morning ,hon." |
1.3090 |
0.03197 |
301 |
222 |
65 |
14 |
326 |
You were right it is easier than a divorce. |
1.3089 |
0.03918 |
246 |
190 |
36 |
20 |
327 |
I sent him to his room for a traffic violation. |
1.3088 |
0.03534 |
272 |
205 |
50 |
17 |
328 |
I think I hear the ice cream truck. |
1.3085 |
0.03373 |
282 |
210 |
57 |
15 |
329 |
Let me know if a large pair of scissors comes through. |
1.3082 |
0.03602 |
292 |
226 |
42 |
24 |
330 |
So, so you want to split a pizza tonight? |
1.3080 |
0.03534 |
263 |
197 |
51 |
15 |
331 |
Alright already. I'll give you an easement to the bathroom. |
1.3077 |
0.03643 |
260 |
197 |
46 |
17 |
332 |
Do you ever wonder what’s around the bend for us? |
1.3077 |
0.03366 |
273 |
202 |
58 |
13 |
333 |
Your side has the stove and pans, I'm keeping the door where the restaurant deliveries show up. |
1.3071 |
0.03570 |
280 |
214 |
46 |
20 |
334 |
We get along so much better now that we stay in our own lane. |
1.3068 |
0.03798 |
264 |
205 |
37 |
22 |
335 |
I think we should get road-side assistance. |
1.3068 |
0.03732 |
251 |
191 |
43 |
17 |
336 |
I'm getting used to sitting in traffic. |
1.3054 |
0.03526 |
239 |
176 |
53 |
10 |
337 |
By-the-way, the house has been condemned. Something about a new freeway. |
1.3047 |
0.03759 |
256 |
197 |
40 |
19 |
338 |
These rest stops have really improved over the years |
1.3047 |
0.03465 |
279 |
211 |
51 |
17 |
339 |
I think it’s time to repave the living room. |
1.3047 |
0.03465 |
279 |
211 |
51 |
17 |
340 |
Don't forget, tonight is bridge night. |
1.3045 |
0.03884 |
266 |
210 |
31 |
25 |
341 |
love is about respecting boundaries, sweetheart. |
1.3043 |
0.03375 |
276 |
206 |
56 |
14 |
342 |
Maybe we should’ve let them take it by eminent domain. |
1.3043 |
0.03674 |
276 |
214 |
40 |
22 |
343 |
I tried to tell you it was my way or the highway. |
1.3042 |
0.03526 |
263 |
198 |
50 |
15 |
344 |
My therapist recommended I set clear boundries. |
1.3037 |
0.03542 |
270 |
205 |
48 |
17 |
345 |
Tom quickly realized that Linda may have gotten the better deal seeing as her side had all the toilet paper. |
1.3027 |
0.03935 |
261 |
207 |
29 |
25 |
346 |
See? Divorce doesn’t have to be difficult. |
1.3025 |
0.03676 |
238 |
179 |
46 |
13 |
347 |
I lost my first husband on that hairpin curve. |
1.3024 |
0.03924 |
248 |
194 |
33 |
21 |
348 |
Remember all the accidents on this carpet? |
1.3023 |
0.03652 |
258 |
197 |
44 |
17 |
349 |
You realize both the kitchen and the bathroom are on my side of the line? |
1.3022 |
0.03542 |
278 |
213 |
46 |
19 |
350 |
You're the one who said, "My way or the highway!" |
1.3019 |
0.03544 |
265 |
201 |
48 |
16 |
351 |
Call it a trial perforation. |
1.3016 |
0.03580 |
252 |
190 |
48 |
14 |
352 |
I like that it divides but still allows for legal passing. |
1.3011 |
0.03426 |
269 |
202 |
53 |
14 |
353 |
Bringing your roadwork home again Frank? |
1.3007 |
0.03520 |
276 |
211 |
47 |
18 |
354 |
Who needs kids? I’m so glad we adopted a highway! |
1.3004 |
0.03713 |
243 |
185 |
43 |
15 |
355 |
So, how much did you pay for your side of the timeshare? |
1.3004 |
0.03740 |
253 |
195 |
40 |
18 |
356 |
What did you do with the armadillo? |
1.3004 |
0.03904 |
253 |
199 |
32 |
22 |
357 |
I think we saved a lot of money doing our own divorce |
1.3004 |
0.03740 |
253 |
195 |
40 |
18 |
358 |
My way or the highway. |
1.3004 |
0.03635 |
283 |
221 |
39 |
23 |
359 |
Stay in your lane, sweetie. |
1.2996 |
0.03480 |
267 |
202 |
50 |
15 |
360 |
Can we agree to keep the kitchen bipartisan? |
1.2996 |
0.03579 |
247 |
186 |
48 |
13 |
361 |
Let’s just hope it’s the road not taken. |
1.2996 |
0.03869 |
237 |
183 |
37 |
17 |
362 |
Yes, very light. Is it a bank holiday? |
1.2988 |
0.03672 |
251 |
192 |
43 |
16 |
363 |
So much for peace and quiet. It’s almost rush hour. |
1.2984 |
0.03612 |
248 |
188 |
46 |
14 |
364 |
How's life in the slow lane? |
1.2981 |
0.03454 |
265 |
200 |
51 |
14 |
365 |
Next time you chop up a snake, please do it in the kitchen |
1.2981 |
0.03960 |
208 |
158 |
38 |
12 |
366 |
Please come over for dinner before the traffic gets heavy. |
1.2980 |
0.03641 |
245 |
186 |
45 |
14 |
367 |
Yes, but it's paved with good intentions. |
1.2980 |
0.03732 |
245 |
188 |
41 |
16 |
368 |
How to spend quality time together and respect each
other's space? |
1.2976 |
0.03571 |
252 |
191 |
47 |
14 |
369 |
When your mother visits, she staying on your side. |
1.2975 |
0.03763 |
242 |
186 |
40 |
16 |
370 |
Two roads diverged in a yellow house...And I took the one through the living room. |
1.2973 |
0.03792 |
259 |
203 |
35 |
21 |
371 |
Because you never stay in your lane. |
1.2973 |
0.03419 |
259 |
194 |
53 |
12 |
372 |
I told my wife that when it comes to interior design choices it's my way or the highway... You can see where that got me. |
1.2973 |
0.03871 |
259 |
205 |
31 |
23 |
373 |
The realtor was right. This is the high traffic area of the house. |
1.2972 |
0.03818 |
249 |
194 |
36 |
19 |
374 |
Do you think our districts are overly gerrymandered? |
1.2972 |
0.03902 |
249 |
196 |
32 |
21 |
375 |
I’m starting to reassess life in the fast lane. |
1.2972 |
0.03732 |
249 |
192 |
40 |
17 |
376 |
I'm thinking we hold off on the crosswalk. |
1.2969 |
0.03575 |
256 |
195 |
46 |
15 |
377 |
I told you with a little decor, living under a bridge wouldn’t be so bad |
1.2966 |
0.03827 |
236 |
182 |
38 |
16 |
378 |
I imagined our journey down life's highway to be less literal. |
1.2964 |
0.03603 |
253 |
193 |
45 |
15 |
379 |
If you signal first, you can cross over. |
1.2962 |
0.03536 |
260 |
198 |
47 |
15 |
380 |
I think our trial separation is working out quite nicely, don't you? |
1.2962 |
0.03319 |
260 |
193 |
57 |
10 |
381 |
Do I have to draw you a map? |
1.2960 |
0.03676 |
250 |
192 |
42 |
16 |
382 |
Life is so much better when you do not cross the line. |
1.2959 |
0.03472 |
267 |
203 |
49 |
15 |
383 |
This will help us feel like we have a commute even though we work at home. |
1.2959 |
0.03431 |
267 |
202 |
51 |
14 |
384 |
I sense a growing distance between us. |
1.2955 |
0.03615 |
247 |
188 |
45 |
14 |
385 |
We should’ve hired a better lawyer. |
1.2955 |
0.03661 |
247 |
189 |
43 |
15 |
386 |
Look at the bright side. At least it's not a double line |
1.2954 |
0.03670 |
237 |
180 |
44 |
13 |
387 |
Can you give me a ride to the kitchen? |
1.2949 |
0.03444 |
234 |
173 |
53 |
8 |
388 |
Not until you admit you were wrong. |
1.2946 |
0.03813 |
241 |
187 |
37 |
17 |
389 |
I don't know what you're complaining about, the toilet is on YOUR side! |
1.2946 |
0.03858 |
241 |
188 |
35 |
18 |
390 |
The elephant WAS in the room. |
1.2939 |
0.03585 |
245 |
186 |
46 |
13 |
391 |
Location, location, location. |
1.2939 |
0.03552 |
228 |
170 |
49 |
9 |
392 |
I thought the prenup was clear |
1.2937 |
0.03568 |
269 |
208 |
43 |
18 |
393 |
My therapist said I should establish boundaries |
1.2936 |
0.03784 |
235 |
181 |
39 |
15 |
394 |
It all started when I said, “Stay in your lane.” |
1.2934 |
0.03932 |
242 |
191 |
31 |
20 |
395 |
Has that kid from Family Circus been here again? |
1.2931 |
0.03961 |
232 |
182 |
32 |
18 |
396 |
True, but at least I don’t get the headlights in my eyes over here.” |
1.2930 |
0.03651 |
256 |
198 |
41 |
17 |
397 |
See? Much cheaper than a divorce. |
1.2928 |
0.03501 |
263 |
201 |
47 |
15 |
398 |
I think our House Divided stands just fine, don’t you? |
1.2922 |
0.03553 |
243 |
184 |
47 |
12 |
399 |
i love our separate but together time |
1.2918 |
0.03704 |
233 |
178 |
42 |
13 |
400 |
You said he would lose interest in Hotwheels but he’s now 36. |
1.2917 |
0.04115 |
216 |
170 |
29 |
17 |
401 |
In England, I'd be in the driver's seat |
1.2917 |
0.03530 |
264 |
203 |
45 |
16 |
402 |
After last night I'm considering a solid double line. |
1.2913 |
0.03786 |
230 |
177 |
39 |
14 |
403 |
If you don’t mind, I think I’ll pass. |
1.2910 |
0.03816 |
244 |
191 |
35 |
18 |
404 |
It's time for you to hit the road. |
1.2907 |
0.03767 |
227 |
174 |
40 |
13 |
405 |
Watch for cyclists on your way to bed. |
1.2903 |
0.03593 |
248 |
190 |
44 |
14 |
406 |
Are you sure we're in the fast lane? |
1.2903 |
0.03593 |
248 |
190 |
44 |
14 |
407 |
The neighbors have petitioned to add bike lanes. |
1.2899 |
0.03836 |
238 |
186 |
35 |
17 |
408 |
In case of divorce, tear here. |
1.2893 |
0.03698 |
242 |
187 |
40 |
15 |
409 |
Wanna merge? |
1.2892 |
0.03804 |
204 |
154 |
41 |
9 |
410 |
Thank you for respecting my boundaries. |
1.2887 |
0.03426 |
284 |
220 |
46 |
18 |
411 |
Who knew what magic "Stay in your own lane" would work on a marriage? |
1.2885 |
0.03714 |
253 |
198 |
37 |
18 |
412 |
If we keep the speed limit to 10 mph, passing on the curve will be okay. |
1.2884 |
0.03733 |
215 |
163 |
42 |
10 |
413 |
Turns out that a house divided can stand! |
1.2883 |
0.03924 |
222 |
173 |
34 |
15 |
414 |
As much as I’d love to cook you dinner, the stove’s on your side of the house. |
1.2882 |
0.03739 |
229 |
176 |
40 |
13 |
415 |
We really need a high-traffic rug in here. |
1.2882 |
0.04082 |
229 |
183 |
26 |
20 |
416 |
I think we’ve been gerrymandered. |
1.2882 |
0.03790 |
229 |
177 |
38 |
14 |
417 |
I don’t know how much easier you want me to make it for you to hit the road, Jack. |
1.2877 |
0.03907 |
219 |
170 |
35 |
14 |
418 |
You were right. There isn't enough room for a bike lane. |
1.2864 |
0.03891 |
220 |
171 |
35 |
14 |
419 |
So, how’s life in the fast lane. |
1.2863 |
0.03651 |
227 |
173 |
43 |
11 |
420 |
Your place or mine? |
1.2863 |
0.03559 |
241 |
184 |
45 |
12 |
421 |
I think John's remote Driver's Ed course is going quite well. |
1.2863 |
0.03730 |
255 |
201 |
35 |
19 |
422 |
Still beats living next to the subway. |
1.2857 |
0.03636 |
238 |
183 |
42 |
13 |
423 |
Sweetheart! The dotted line means we don’t have to stay in our own lanes tonight. |
1.2857 |
0.03732 |
238 |
185 |
38 |
15 |
424 |
You may have all the entertainment devices on your side, but I have all their remote controls. |
1.2850 |
0.04126 |
214 |
170 |
27 |
17 |
425 |
I told you, the couch just *looks* greener on my side. |
1.2845 |
0.03719 |
239 |
186 |
38 |
15 |
426 |
I guess we have to keep sitting as a house divided cannot stand. |
1.2845 |
0.03812 |
239 |
188 |
34 |
17 |
427 |
It's one way or another. |
1.2845 |
0.03696 |
232 |
179 |
40 |
13 |
428 |
Our marriage feels like we are on opposite sides of the road. |
1.2844 |
0.03668 |
225 |
172 |
42 |
11 |
429 |
We need to talk, Bernie. I'm sensing a divide between us |
1.2844 |
0.04057 |
211 |
166 |
30 |
15 |
430 |
She said she had to dash! |
1.2844 |
0.04057 |
211 |
166 |
30 |
15 |
431 |
Guests will never have to ask "Where's the bathroom" again. |
1.2840 |
0.03862 |
250 |
200 |
29 |
21 |
432 |
It says here they're going to put in a traffic circle. |
1.2839 |
0.03552 |
236 |
180 |
45 |
11 |
433 |
I’m still working out the proper metaphor for what’s come between us. |
1.2835 |
0.05578 |
127 |
103 |
12 |
12 |
434 |
Yes I have the remote. Why do you ask? |
1.2834 |
0.04221 |
187 |
146 |
29 |
12 |
435 |
You've got to draw the line someplace |
1.2833 |
0.03561 |
240 |
184 |
44 |
12 |
436 |
The gerrymandering problem is hitting a little too close to home. |
1.2831 |
0.03949 |
219 |
172 |
32 |
15 |
437 |
Tape was cheaper than getting divorced. |
1.2827 |
0.03688 |
237 |
184 |
39 |
14 |
438 |
The line goes away when you un-fuck my sister. |
1.2823 |
0.04405 |
209 |
171 |
17 |
21 |
439 |
Our relationship has gotten so much better since we started setting boundaries. |
1.2819 |
0.03531 |
227 |
172 |
46 |
9 |
440 |
It says here, the sexes have never been more divided. |
1.2817 |
0.03912 |
213 |
166 |
34 |
13 |
441 |
Just a reminder, Fred. It's my way or the highway! |
1.2817 |
0.03912 |
213 |
166 |
34 |
13 |
442 |
For dinner tonight we could have that raccoon that got run over in the kitchen. |
1.2816 |
0.04177 |
206 |
164 |
26 |
16 |
443 |
I feel that life is passing me by. |
1.2815 |
0.03576 |
238 |
183 |
43 |
12 |
444 |
Hit the road, Jack. |
1.2815 |
0.03674 |
238 |
185 |
39 |
14 |
445 |
I think the Highway Commission is getting a bit pushy about our holding out on selling. |
1.2814 |
0.03800 |
231 |
181 |
35 |
15 |
446 |
I’m have separation anxiety. |
1.2814 |
0.03543 |
231 |
176 |
45 |
10 |
447 |
The therapist said we had to stay in our own lanes. |
1.2811 |
0.03691 |
217 |
166 |
41 |
10 |
448 |
I love these quiet evenings when the traffic is light. |
1.2810 |
0.03771 |
210 |
161 |
39 |
10 |
449 |
It's been a whole lot quieter here since they built the bypass. |
1.2807 |
0.03517 |
228 |
173 |
46 |
9 |
450 |
As soon as they fix the I95 bridge we can change the carpet back |
1.2804 |
0.03723 |
214 |
164 |
40 |
10 |
451 |
Let’s pass. |
1.2803 |
0.03463 |
239 |
182 |
47 |
10 |
452 |
The best thing we ever did was remove the crosswalks. |
1.2800 |
0.03815 |
225 |
176 |
35 |
14 |
453 |
I’m glad we decided to not involve the lawyers |
1.2798 |
0.03789 |
218 |
169 |
37 |
12 |
454 |
You know, it's o.k. to make a pass |
1.2796 |
0.03815 |
211 |
163 |
37 |
11 |
455 |
I thought our realtor said our house was on the highway, not the other way around. |
1.2793 |
0.03902 |
222 |
175 |
32 |
15 |
456 |
Who said lawyers can’t be creative!? |
1.2791 |
0.03823 |
215 |
167 |
36 |
12 |
457 |
Bike lanes? Not in my back yard. |
1.2785 |
0.03718 |
219 |
169 |
39 |
11 |
458 |
So far, this traffic study gig is pretty sweet. |
1.2785 |
0.03545 |
219 |
166 |
45 |
8 |
459 |
You were right, honey! This is much cheaper than a divorce. |
1.2780 |
0.04066 |
205 |
162 |
29 |
14 |
460 |
So when it came to the flooring I told her - It's either MY way or the highway! |
1.2778 |
0.04185 |
216 |
175 |
22 |
19 |
461 |
Traffic seems light |
1.2778 |
0.04042 |
198 |
155 |
31 |
12 |
462 |
Turns out marriage does have a road map. |
1.2770 |
0.03784 |
213 |
165 |
37 |
11 |
463 |
Going to the bathroom? Just remember to look both ways. |
1.2770 |
0.03842 |
213 |
166 |
35 |
12 |
464 |
I forget, did you take the High Road, or was that me? |
1.2770 |
0.03842 |
213 |
166 |
35 |
12 |
465 |
Line between the reads |
1.2762 |
0.03936 |
210 |
165 |
32 |
13 |
466 |
Stay in your lane, dear. |
1.2760 |
0.03921 |
192 |
148 |
35 |
9 |
467 |
When does alternate side of the room sitting begin? |
1.2759 |
0.03571 |
232 |
179 |
42 |
11 |
468 |
I told you we should haven taken the city’s offer.” |
1.2757 |
0.04103 |
214 |
172 |
25 |
17 |
469 |
I’m glad we live on a quiet street |
1.2752 |
0.03777 |
218 |
170 |
36 |
12 |
470 |
You have no right to tell me to stay in my lane. |
1.2752 |
0.03663 |
218 |
168 |
40 |
10 |
471 |
Who says Gerrymandering isn't an exact science? |
1.2752 |
0.03887 |
218 |
172 |
32 |
14 |
472 |
This is what happens when the decorator’s from L.A. |
1.2750 |
0.04068 |
200 |
158 |
29 |
13 |
473 |
There is only one donut left. I’ll race you for it. |
1.2750 |
0.03747 |
200 |
153 |
39 |
8 |
474 |
Starting Monday, according to ConEd, we should expect construction delays in our living room. |
1.2749 |
0.03802 |
211 |
164 |
36 |
11 |
475 |
Patrick Swayze movie, 9 letters, begins with an 'R' |
1.2749 |
0.03919 |
211 |
166 |
32 |
13 |
476 |
Honey, I know, but the price of the house was cheap, and it’s only bad at rush hour. |
1.2739 |
0.03639 |
230 |
179 |
39 |
12 |
477 |
Yes, you are right after all--life is a two way street. |
1.2736 |
0.03926 |
201 |
157 |
33 |
11 |
478 |
The agent said it shouldn’t cost much to add an overpass. |
1.2736 |
0.03926 |
201 |
157 |
33 |
11 |
479 |
I thought you said it was your way OR the highway. |
1.2736 |
0.04125 |
212 |
171 |
24 |
17 |
480 |
I’m glad Kevin loves his new job with the Highways Dept… but does have to bring it home with him? |
1.2736 |
0.03845 |
212 |
166 |
34 |
12 |
481 |
It's a play called No Exit. |
1.2735 |
0.03604 |
223 |
172 |
41 |
10 |
482 |
Book mobile is late again! |
1.2732 |
0.04020 |
194 |
152 |
31 |
11 |
483 |
So glad we grew up and got rid of the model trains." |
1.2732 |
0.03747 |
205 |
158 |
38 |
9 |
484 |
So... you think the new therapist was being literal? |
1.2731 |
0.03851 |
216 |
170 |
33 |
13 |
485 |
If you want dinner, we better start before rush-hour. |
1.2731 |
0.03738 |
216 |
168 |
37 |
11 |
486 |
Not sure this is what 'Putting up Boundaries' means |
1.2727 |
0.03963 |
198 |
155 |
32 |
11 |
487 |
I'd love to, but GPS says it will take me way too long to get you that beer. |
1.2727 |
0.04111 |
209 |
168 |
25 |
16 |
488 |
You can keep the children |
1.2727 |
0.03625 |
231 |
180 |
39 |
12 |
489 |
Don't worry. They're lowering the speed limit here to 50. |
1.2719 |
0.03723 |
217 |
169 |
37 |
11 |
490 |
Gerrymandering aside, it's kinda cool. |
1.2715 |
0.03946 |
221 |
177 |
28 |
16 |
491 |
The broker was right: it is quiet after rush hour is over. |
1.2714 |
0.03805 |
210 |
164 |
35 |
11 |
492 |
This trial separation isn't half bad. |
1.2713 |
0.03815 |
188 |
144 |
37 |
7 |
493 |
Only you would put a passing zone on a curve. |
1.2713 |
0.04032 |
188 |
147 |
31 |
10 |
494 |
At first they were angry when they realized they had ordered a paint striping machine instead of a Roomba but as time passed they grew to love the lines. |
1.2706 |
0.04476 |
170 |
136 |
22 |
12 |
495 |
You know, you should be facing the direction of traffic. |
1.2701 |
0.03749 |
174 |
131 |
39 |
4 |
496 |
Well, you were right. We've had a lot fewer accidents since we went to two lanes. |
1.2700 |
0.03402 |
237 |
182 |
46 |
9 |
497 |
You misunderstood me when I said we needed to set boundaries. |
1.2700 |
0.04116 |
200 |
160 |
26 |
14 |
498 |
My life coach encouraged me to set boundaries. |
1.2698 |
0.03500 |
215 |
164 |
44 |
7 |
499 |
This redistricting stuff has gotten a little out of hand. |
1.2696 |
0.03875 |
204 |
160 |
33 |
11 |
500 |
Remember to look both ways when you go up to bed. |
1.2694 |
0.03693 |
219 |
171 |
37 |
11 |
501 |
Try reading between the lines. |
1.2692 |
0.03966 |
182 |
141 |
33 |
8 |
502 |
Please take my boundaries seriously next time. |
1.2692 |
0.03762 |
208 |
162 |
36 |
10 |
503 |
Thanks, I’ll pass. |
1.2691 |
0.03702 |
223 |
175 |
36 |
12 |
504 |
Someone's coming tomorrow to fix the traffic light in the den. |
1.2690 |
0.03900 |
197 |
154 |
33 |
10 |
505 |
And they said we couldn't split the house. |
1.2689 |
0.03890 |
212 |
168 |
31 |
13 |
506 |
so this is a halfway house? |
1.2689 |
0.03947 |
212 |
169 |
29 |
14 |
507 |
I feel like we're on a road to nowhere |
1.2687 |
0.04036 |
201 |
160 |
28 |
13 |
508 |
Merge? |
1.2683 |
0.03732 |
205 |
159 |
37 |
9 |
509 |
That coyote was wilier than I thought! |
1.2679 |
0.03684 |
209 |
162 |
38 |
9 |
510 |
Just remember to stay in your lane. |
1.2676 |
0.03698 |
213 |
166 |
37 |
10 |
511 |
If marriage counseling doesn't work. |
1.2670 |
0.04179 |
191 |
153 |
25 |
13 |
512 |
‘”Why don’t you go down to the crosswalk and come over and sit next to me?” |
1.2667 |
0.03987 |
195 |
154 |
30 |
11 |
513 |
It's not what I had in mind when you asked for a separation. |
1.2667 |
0.03791 |
210 |
165 |
34 |
11 |
514 |
Honestly, this State has the best rest stops ever. |
1.2667 |
0.04024 |
210 |
169 |
26 |
15 |
515 |
At least it's not a solid yellow line. |
1.2667 |
0.03986 |
180 |
140 |
32 |
8 |
516 |
As usual,no bike lanes. |
1.2663 |
0.04120 |
199 |
160 |
25 |
14 |
517 |
I always find this part of the Grand Prix so relaxing. |
1.2660 |
0.03617 |
203 |
156 |
40 |
7 |
518 |
Depends; are you crossing for business or pleasure? |
1.2658 |
0.03866 |
222 |
178 |
29 |
15 |
519 |
You coming over later? |
1.2658 |
0.03759 |
222 |
176 |
33 |
13 |
520 |
Wadaya say we put in a traffic light by the stairs? |
1.2658 |
0.03649 |
222 |
174 |
37 |
11 |
521 |
Did I just hear some scissors? |
1.2657 |
0.03700 |
207 |
161 |
37 |
9 |
522 |
And to think they said our marriage would never work. |
1.2657 |
0.03825 |
207 |
163 |
33 |
11 |
523 |
Good call, waiting out rush hour. |
1.2657 |
0.03763 |
207 |
162 |
35 |
10 |
524 |
If it was a double yellow, we'd never have sex |
1.2656 |
0.04026 |
192 |
152 |
29 |
11 |
525 |
If we each stay in our own lane I think this marriage will survive. |
1.2656 |
0.04225 |
192 |
155 |
23 |
14 |
526 |
Well, the listing did say it was convenient to highway. |
1.2653 |
0.03835 |
196 |
153 |
34 |
9 |
527 |
You can come over. It's not a double line. |
1.2651 |
0.03841 |
215 |
171 |
31 |
13 |
528 |
The dashed line means you can make a pass Bernie. |
1.2651 |
0.03784 |
215 |
170 |
33 |
12 |
529 |
Trust me, it’s better than a railroad apartment. |
1.2646 |
0.04136 |
189 |
151 |
26 |
12 |
530 |
I love this quiet time of the day when there's so much less traffic through the house. |
1.2644 |
0.03685 |
208 |
162 |
37 |
9 |
531 |
They said they would take cars off our streets. |
1.2642 |
0.03871 |
193 |
151 |
33 |
9 |
532 |
If you ever want to ratchet our relationship up a notch, remember the dashed line means you can attempt a pass. |
1.2640 |
0.04143 |
197 |
159 |
24 |
14 |
533 |
Still think he made America great again? |
1.2639 |
0.03769 |
216 |
171 |
33 |
12 |
534 |
Do you still think I'm overreacting to the new redistricting? |
1.2637 |
0.04144 |
201 |
163 |
23 |
15 |
535 |
Stop playing with the GPS. You know where the bathroom is. |
1.2634 |
0.03905 |
205 |
163 |
30 |
12 |
536 |
If Waze finds out about this, we're screwed. |
1.2634 |
0.03887 |
224 |
181 |
27 |
16 |
537 |
It says here you can get a complete demilitarized zone now on Amazon. |
1.2632 |
0.04250 |
209 |
173 |
17 |
19 |
538 |
Waze shortcuts are out of control. |
1.2632 |
0.03908 |
190 |
149 |
32 |
9 |
539 |
You can say what you want but if you cross the line, you're toast. |
1.2629 |
0.03743 |
213 |
168 |
34 |
11 |
540 |
What say we widen the Demilitarized Zone today |
1.2624 |
0.03815 |
202 |
159 |
33 |
10 |
541 |
Remind me,when's that guy with the big scissors coming? |
1.2624 |
0.03879 |
202 |
160 |
31 |
11 |
542 |
When did the guys say they were coming to put the crosswalk in? |
1.2624 |
0.03879 |
202 |
160 |
31 |
11 |
543 |
I can tell our relationship is improving- no more double yellow. |
1.2623 |
0.03929 |
183 |
143 |
32 |
8 |
544 |
Shall we tear along the dotted line for a little excitement? |
1.2623 |
0.04005 |
183 |
144 |
30 |
9 |
545 |
Did... did one of those Family Circus kids come through here? |
1.2621 |
0.04008 |
206 |
166 |
26 |
14 |
546 |
I can read between the lines, but not sure if you will ever side with me! |
1.2621 |
0.03701 |
206 |
161 |
36 |
9 |
547 |
Don’t make me make it a double solid! |
1.2621 |
0.03504 |
206 |
158 |
42 |
6 |
548 |
Evidently, the Road to Ruin goes through our living room. |
1.2621 |
0.03949 |
206 |
165 |
28 |
13 |
549 |
I think the city is taking this bike path initiative too far. |
1.2620 |
0.04295 |
187 |
152 |
21 |
14 |
550 |
Well, you’re the one who supported the infrastructure bill. |
1.2619 |
0.03716 |
210 |
165 |
35 |
10 |
551 |
Yes, it is a book for people having difficulty setting firm boundaries.Why do you ask? |
1.2619 |
0.03776 |
210 |
166 |
33 |
11 |
552 |
Next, let's pave the kitchen. |
1.2617 |
0.03669 |
214 |
168 |
36 |
10 |
553 |
This is so much better than an RV. |
1.2615 |
0.03904 |
195 |
154 |
31 |
10 |
554 |
At least I didn't build a wall and make you pay for it.. |
1.2614 |
0.04028 |
176 |
138 |
30 |
8 |
555 |
And you thought our seats at the Monaco Grand Prix were good. |
1.2611 |
0.03798 |
203 |
160 |
33 |
10 |
556 |
Hey, handsome...your state or mine? |
1.2611 |
0.03925 |
203 |
162 |
29 |
12 |
557 |
Why do I feel like we're going in different directions? |
1.2607 |
0.03700 |
211 |
166 |
35 |
10 |
558 |
Oh,I ordered a chicken to complete the room... |
1.2607 |
0.04050 |
211 |
172 |
23 |
16 |
559 |
The scissors are coming |
1.2606 |
0.03999 |
188 |
149 |
29 |
10 |
560 |
Trail separation: pure genius. |
1.2604 |
0.04010 |
192 |
153 |
28 |
11 |
561 |
When I said "Division of Property", I wasn't joking. |
1.2604 |
0.04219 |
169 |
134 |
26 |
9 |
562 |
A roll of duct tape really can fix anything! |
1.2602 |
0.04083 |
196 |
158 |
25 |
13 |
563 |
I can definitely see why the chicken crossed the road. |
1.2600 |
0.03767 |
200 |
157 |
34 |
9 |
564 |
Now can I make a pass? |
1.2597 |
0.03870 |
181 |
141 |
33 |
7 |
565 |
We should get a chicken! |
1.2596 |
0.03915 |
208 |
167 |
28 |
13 |
566 |
Why did the husband cross the road? |
1.2595 |
0.04112 |
185 |
148 |
26 |
11 |
567 |
It says here: “for a healthy marriage, stay in your lane”. |
1.2595 |
0.03966 |
185 |
146 |
30 |
9 |
568 |
I'm surprised they didn't give us a double yellow line. After all, it is a blind curve. |
1.2594 |
0.03976 |
212 |
172 |
25 |
15 |
569 |
Speed readers get the left lane. |
1.2589 |
0.03518 |
197 |
151 |
41 |
5 |
570 |
Yes, we can see other people during our trial separation. She would have to stay on your side of the line though. |
1.2589 |
0.03869 |
197 |
156 |
31 |
10 |
571 |
I feel like we need to build a bridge to renew our relationship. |
1.2587 |
0.04007 |
201 |
162 |
26 |
13 |
572 |
Are you sure he can't ride his bike outside? |
1.2587 |
0.03944 |
201 |
161 |
28 |
12 |
573 |
This is so much better than a legal separation. |
1.2584 |
0.03717 |
209 |
165 |
34 |
10 |
574 |
"Proof positive that marriage is a two-way street". |
1.2584 |
0.03778 |
209 |
166 |
32 |
11 |
575 |
It was in the prenup |
1.2582 |
0.04081 |
182 |
145 |
27 |
10 |
576 |
I bought the place after seeing a billboard that read, "If you lived here you'd be home by now." |
1.2579 |
0.03962 |
190 |
151 |
29 |
10 |
577 |
Clearly this wasn't a fully thought out plan, the kitchen and bathroom are on my side. |
1.2579 |
0.03891 |
190 |
150 |
31 |
9 |
578 |
Alexa, set a reminder for alternate-side-of-the-street parking. |
1.2579 |
0.03891 |
190 |
150 |
31 |
9 |
579 |
Where's the chicken? |
1.2576 |
0.03575 |
198 |
153 |
39 |
6 |
580 |
You're drifting, dear, stay in your lane. |
1.2576 |
0.03716 |
198 |
155 |
35 |
8 |
581 |
I put the yield sign by the bedroom door. |
1.2574 |
0.03864 |
202 |
161 |
30 |
11 |
582 |
Listen to this ... they are finally putting in that bypass! |
1.2570 |
0.04047 |
179 |
142 |
28 |
9 |
583 |
If we have different addresses, do we still live together? |
1.2568 |
0.03833 |
183 |
143 |
33 |
7 |
584 |
How long is this "stay in your lane" thing going to last? |
1.2568 |
0.03986 |
183 |
145 |
29 |
9 |
585 |
Luckily, we're not hitting any of that bridge traffic. |
1.2563 |
0.03834 |
199 |
158 |
31 |
10 |
586 |
Thank you for changing it from a solid double yellow |
1.2563 |
0.03834 |
199 |
158 |
31 |
10 |
587 |
Was it something I said…? |
1.2557 |
0.03843 |
176 |
137 |
33 |
6 |
588 |
It's just until they reopen the I-95. |
1.2554 |
0.04186 |
184 |
149 |
23 |
12 |
589 |
At least it isn’t a solid double line. |
1.2553 |
0.04122 |
188 |
152 |
24 |
12 |
590 |
The therapist said we should stay in our lanes |
1.2551 |
0.04068 |
196 |
159 |
24 |
13 |
591 |
The 6:15 seems to be running late. |
1.2551 |
0.03870 |
196 |
156 |
30 |
10 |
592 |
Communication is a two-way street. |
1.2542 |
0.04068 |
177 |
141 |
27 |
9 |
593 |
Okay, fine—my way AND the highway. |
1.2542 |
0.04146 |
177 |
142 |
25 |
10 |
594 |
Let's stop reading between the lines. |
1.2541 |
0.03873 |
185 |
146 |
31 |
8 |
595 |
How is life on the other side of the tracks? |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
596 |
How is this ‘Life in the Fast Lane’? |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
597 |
I think we can expand to include a bike lane |
1.2539 |
0.03837 |
193 |
153 |
31 |
9 |
598 |
We're fine until Waze finds it. |
1.2538 |
0.03785 |
197 |
156 |
32 |
9 |
599 |
I feel like I'm in a New Yorker caption contest. Any ideas? |
1.2538 |
0.04175 |
197 |
162 |
20 |
15 |
600 |
I wonder if we should have given the kids a passing lane. |
1.2537 |
0.03686 |
205 |
162 |
34 |
9 |
601 |
It’s certainly cheaper than a divorce! |
1.2530 |
0.04159 |
166 |
132 |
26 |
8 |
602 |
You’re the one who wanted a shorter commute. |
1.2528 |
0.04277 |
178 |
145 |
21 |
12 |
603 |
We should have done this long ago. Just stay in your lane. |
1.2528 |
0.04048 |
178 |
142 |
27 |
9 |
604 |
Consider it a trial separation. |
1.2527 |
0.03752 |
182 |
142 |
34 |
6 |
605 |
I got the side with the stairs, smart guy. And the couch. Sleep tight. |
1.2527 |
0.04210 |
182 |
148 |
22 |
12 |
606 |
How are things on the Republican side of the house? |
1.2527 |
0.04351 |
182 |
150 |
18 |
14 |
607 |
It is not ideal,but at least it makes catching taxi a little bit easier. |
1.2527 |
0.03832 |
182 |
143 |
32 |
7 |
608 |
I'll tell you what -- I'll wash the dishes after you build the pedestrian overpass. |
1.2527 |
0.03855 |
186 |
147 |
31 |
8 |
609 |
Wait, which one of us has the right of way? |
1.2526 |
0.03651 |
190 |
148 |
36 |
6 |
610 |
When I asked for a separation,this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.2526 |
0.03957 |
194 |
156 |
27 |
11 |
611 |
I finally figured out how to get the kids
from crashing into each other. |
1.2525 |
0.03768 |
198 |
157 |
32 |
9 |
612 |
Actually I do think speed bumps would be a great idea! |
1.2525 |
0.03768 |
198 |
157 |
32 |
9 |
613 |
Would you like to go to the rest stop? |
1.2525 |
0.03784 |
202 |
161 |
31 |
10 |
614 |
I liked it better before your mother moved in. |
1.2515 |
0.04137 |
167 |
133 |
26 |
8 |
615 |
Are you still sure you don't want to sell the house and split the money? |
1.2514 |
0.03842 |
175 |
137 |
32 |
6 |
616 |
I think it's time to take seriously those rumors about a highway being built through here. |
1.2514 |
0.03926 |
175 |
138 |
30 |
7 |
617 |
Can't say I'm a fan of the new carpet. What do you think? |
1.2513 |
0.03983 |
187 |
150 |
27 |
10 |
618 |
What do you want for dinner tonight Hon? Raccoon or squirrel? |
1.2513 |
0.03910 |
187 |
149 |
29 |
9 |
619 |
Should we vote on adding a bike lane? |
1.2513 |
0.03836 |
187 |
148 |
31 |
8 |
620 |
Can you see who is at the front door? It’s on your side. |
1.2513 |
0.04125 |
187 |
152 |
23 |
12 |
621 |
It's good enough for the trial separation, but I can't see it working when the divorce is final. |
1.2513 |
0.04064 |
191 |
155 |
24 |
12 |
622 |
Oh by the way, did you see that letter from the Street Department I left on your desk? |
1.2513 |
0.03710 |
191 |
150 |
34 |
7 |
623 |
If you see a giant pair of scissors, run! |
1.2513 |
0.04005 |
195 |
158 |
25 |
12 |
624 |
I'd like to change it to a double yellow line. |
1.2513 |
0.03939 |
195 |
157 |
27 |
11 |
625 |
Relax. Rush hour’s not for another 30 minutes. |
1.2500 |
0.03892 |
188 |
150 |
29 |
9 |
626 |
So much more open now we've taken out the guardrails. |
1.2500 |
0.04367 |
168 |
137 |
20 |
11 |
627 |
Should have a solid line on this curve. |
1.2500 |
0.05601 |
108 |
89 |
11 |
8 |
628 |
I've made it very clear where I sit. |
1.2500 |
0.03588 |
188 |
146 |
37 |
5 |
629 |
And remember, no crossing the broken line unless you are making a pass! |
1.2500 |
0.03574 |
208 |
164 |
36 |
8 |
630 |
Let's merge! |
1.2500 |
0.03999 |
164 |
129 |
29 |
6 |
631 |
The secret formula for happily ever after |
1.2500 |
0.04035 |
188 |
152 |
25 |
11 |
632 |
We can't afford separate houses and a divorce. This is the only solution. |
1.2500 |
0.03768 |
180 |
141 |
33 |
6 |
633 |
Well, it looks like mom finally found a laxative that works! |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
172 |
143 |
15 |
14 |
634 |
I called an Uber to take me to the kitchen. Can I get you anything? |
1.2500 |
0.04084 |
180 |
145 |
25 |
10 |
635 |
Nobody told us this house was on the equator. |
1.2487 |
0.03768 |
197 |
157 |
31 |
9 |
636 |
Look both ways before going upstairs. |
1.2487 |
0.03836 |
197 |
158 |
29 |
10 |
637 |
Of course you can join me on the divan. Just be sure to look both ways before crossing |
1.2487 |
0.03890 |
193 |
155 |
28 |
10 |
638 |
When I said I was alright with eminent domain, this isn’t what I meant |
1.2487 |
0.03945 |
189 |
152 |
27 |
10 |
639 |
Shouldn’t we make this a solid double line? |
1.2487 |
0.04154 |
189 |
155 |
21 |
13 |
640 |
Sure you can join me but make sure you look both ways first. |
1.2487 |
0.03945 |
189 |
152 |
27 |
10 |
641 |
The secret to a happy marriage is to stay in your lane. |
1.2485 |
0.04343 |
169 |
138 |
20 |
11 |
642 |
Sorry, but I’m still loving our alternate side parking regulations” |
1.2484 |
0.03944 |
161 |
126 |
30 |
5 |
643 |
I prefer to live life in the fast lane. |
1.2475 |
0.03634 |
202 |
160 |
34 |
8 |
644 |
You've dashed all my hopes for a reconcillation. |
1.2475 |
0.03896 |
202 |
164 |
26 |
12 |
645 |
Why did the bored housewife cross the road? |
1.2473 |
0.03759 |
186 |
147 |
32 |
7 |
646 |
I’m really enjoying our staycation road trip, aren’t you? |
1.2473 |
0.03891 |
182 |
145 |
29 |
8 |
647 |
Why don’t we do it in the road? |
1.2472 |
0.04183 |
178 |
145 |
22 |
11 |
648 |
The bathroom is at the next exit. |
1.2472 |
0.03867 |
178 |
141 |
30 |
7 |
649 |
If this were Britain, I'd have the couch |
1.2471 |
0.04091 |
174 |
140 |
25 |
9 |
650 |
Do you get the feeling we are stuck in our own lanes? |
1.2471 |
0.04071 |
170 |
136 |
26 |
8 |
651 |
When did you say that crosswalk is getting installed? |
1.2468 |
0.04182 |
158 |
126 |
25 |
7 |
652 |
Perfect staycation: No miles. No gas. No tolls. No on or off
ramps. No tickets |
1.2462 |
0.03801 |
199 |
160 |
29 |
10 |
653 |
It's an article about Robert Moses. Why? |
1.2460 |
0.03817 |
187 |
149 |
30 |
8 |
654 |
The kitchen is on your side. |
1.2460 |
0.03741 |
187 |
148 |
32 |
7 |
655 |
If you can read this, you're too close. |
1.2459 |
0.04024 |
183 |
148 |
25 |
10 |
656 |
You have it backwards. I’m the one who’s living life in the fast lane. |
1.2459 |
0.04024 |
183 |
148 |
25 |
10 |
657 |
I’m not thrilled with this detour for I-95. |
1.2459 |
0.04171 |
183 |
150 |
21 |
12 |
658 |
Too bad for you the pizza guy doesn't deliver to your side. |
1.2458 |
0.04086 |
179 |
145 |
24 |
10 |
659 |
Doris, what happened to the chicken? |
1.2457 |
0.03988 |
175 |
140 |
27 |
8 |
660 |
I've never been more content since we decided to adopt a highway. |
1.2456 |
0.04217 |
171 |
139 |
22 |
10 |
661 |
this is nice but I’m dreading rush hour…… |
1.2455 |
0.04201 |
167 |
135 |
23 |
9 |
662 |
Don't you think it's time we repaved the living room? |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
663 |
Don't get any ideas about the passing lane. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
664 |
I think your exact words were: "highway, shmyway... |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
665 |
This roadhouse isn’t quite what I expected it to be. |
1.2447 |
0.03946 |
188 |
152 |
26 |
10 |
666 |
Don't forget to look both ways when grabbing the remote |
1.2447 |
0.03946 |
188 |
152 |
26 |
10 |
667 |
And they thought they could railroad us into selling. |
1.2446 |
0.03696 |
184 |
145 |
33 |
6 |
668 |
I think we need to put in a crosswalk. |
1.2446 |
0.03853 |
184 |
147 |
29 |
8 |
669 |
This article says there will be a surprise detour while the highway is under repair. |
1.2444 |
0.04288 |
180 |
149 |
18 |
13 |
670 |
Why divorce when we can just separate? |
1.2444 |
0.04065 |
180 |
146 |
24 |
10 |
671 |
I told Uber we want separate checks. |
1.2442 |
0.03944 |
172 |
137 |
28 |
7 |
672 |
I really hate Robert Moses. |
1.2440 |
0.04093 |
168 |
135 |
25 |
8 |
673 |
I think you took my remark, stay in your lane, a little too literally. “ |
1.2439 |
0.04248 |
164 |
133 |
22 |
9 |
674 |
And then I thought “What’s the best way to frustrate the biggest number of cartoon captioners?” |
1.2439 |
0.04335 |
164 |
134 |
20 |
10 |
675 |
Go get that chicken and let's figure this out once and for all. |
1.2434 |
0.04476 |
152 |
124 |
19 |
9 |
676 |
I told you it would be easy to see the Tour de France this year. |
1.2432 |
0.04130 |
185 |
152 |
21 |
12 |
677 |
These rest stops are turning out to be the best part of the trip. |
1.2431 |
0.03890 |
181 |
145 |
28 |
8 |
678 |
Bobby, go brush your teeth while there’s no traffic. |
1.2429 |
0.03866 |
177 |
141 |
29 |
7 |
679 |
Our counselor had us create some interesting boundaries |
1.2429 |
0.03866 |
177 |
141 |
29 |
7 |
680 |
I don't think this is what Netflix meant when they said we can't share a password |
1.2429 |
0.03866 |
177 |
141 |
29 |
7 |
681 |
I'm still not sure we made the right decision fighting City Hall and refusing to sell our house for the new Freeway! |
1.2428 |
0.04172 |
173 |
141 |
22 |
10 |
682 |
I remember when you'd accelerate around our curves. |
1.2426 |
0.03984 |
169 |
135 |
27 |
7 |
683 |
I think it's time we visit a marriage counselor, dear. |
1.2426 |
0.04157 |
169 |
137 |
23 |
9 |
684 |
Can you drive me to the kitchen later? |
1.2426 |
0.04240 |
169 |
138 |
21 |
10 |
685 |
Brilliant idea to build the house on the state line. The book you're reading just got banned here. |
1.2426 |
0.04240 |
169 |
138 |
21 |
10 |
686 |
Who knew creating a healthy boundary could be so sexy? |
1.2424 |
0.03664 |
198 |
158 |
32 |
8 |
687 |
Because I'm a traffic engineer.....that's why. |
1.2421 |
0.03689 |
190 |
151 |
32 |
7 |
688 |
Therapist said to set boundaries |
1.2421 |
0.03909 |
190 |
154 |
26 |
10 |
689 |
Rick pondered the moment that Linda had decided to take "my way or the highway" to the next level |
1.2419 |
0.04038 |
186 |
152 |
23 |
11 |
690 |
This relationship is taking a toll |
1.2418 |
0.03543 |
182 |
142 |
36 |
4 |
691 |
darling are you sure we still have to socially distance? |
1.2418 |
0.03792 |
182 |
145 |
30 |
7 |
692 |
I do appreciate Sundays when traffic is light. |
1.2418 |
0.03792 |
182 |
145 |
30 |
7 |
693 |
Let's go British today and switch sides. |
1.2416 |
0.03763 |
178 |
141 |
31 |
6 |
694 |
"It's a hint we should accept their eminent domain offer." |
1.2416 |
0.04008 |
178 |
144 |
25 |
9 |
695 |
Seems like our relationship has reached a dead end. |
1.2416 |
0.03928 |
178 |
143 |
27 |
8 |
696 |
My therapist has stressed that I need to set more boundaries. |
1.2416 |
0.04086 |
178 |
145 |
23 |
10 |
697 |
'"Not demolishing the house and continuing the road. Great deal.' you said" |
1.2416 |
0.03928 |
178 |
143 |
27 |
8 |
698 |
I see Billy from Family Circus visited. |
1.2415 |
0.03749 |
207 |
168 |
28 |
11 |
699 |
That new lawyer really simplified things! |
1.2414 |
0.03903 |
174 |
139 |
28 |
7 |
700 |
I'm considering putting a double-yellow line on the curve around the staircase. |
1.2414 |
0.04230 |
174 |
143 |
20 |
11 |
701 |
Turns out the city was correct about the detour not being an inconvenience to us, after all. |
1.2412 |
0.04049 |
170 |
137 |
25 |
8 |
702 |
Says here, we need more bike lanes. |
1.2410 |
0.04202 |
166 |
135 |
22 |
9 |
703 |
They painted it wrong. There's no passing on a curve. |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
704 |
The Amazon delivery system is certainly getting perfected. |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
705 |
You're the one who said marriage is a two-way street. |
1.2407 |
0.04448 |
162 |
134 |
17 |
11 |
706 |
How about a drive-in movie night? |
1.2407 |
0.04089 |
162 |
130 |
25 |
7 |
707 |
So, is this considered work from home or roadwork? |
1.2405 |
0.04253 |
158 |
128 |
22 |
8 |
708 |
Yes, I do plan to stay parked on the couch all day. |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
709 |
I’m so glad the judge spilt the house! |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
710 |
A house divided actually can stand. |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
711 |
Are you living your life in the fast lane or am I? |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
712 |
You know, the yellow dashes means that making a pass is acceptable. |
1.2400 |
0.03967 |
175 |
141 |
26 |
8 |
713 |
I went with dashes to allow passing. |
1.2398 |
0.03534 |
196 |
155 |
35 |
6 |
714 |
This week's CVS receipts. |
1.2398 |
0.03942 |
171 |
137 |
27 |
7 |
715 |
I'm ready for some life in the fast lane. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
716 |
I’m thinking of adding a bike lane. But the zoning requirements are bonkers. |
1.2398 |
0.04195 |
171 |
140 |
21 |
10 |
717 |
That new Thai place in the foyer? The Times says it's "utterly forgettable." |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
718 |
No, honey, you live on the other side of the tracks. |
1.2395 |
0.04265 |
167 |
137 |
20 |
10 |
719 |
In England, the sofa is on the left side of the living room |
1.2395 |
0.04179 |
167 |
136 |
22 |
9 |
720 |
It says here the whole country is divided. |
1.2395 |
0.03723 |
167 |
131 |
32 |
4 |
721 |
This works great until Street sweeping day. |
1.2394 |
0.03854 |
188 |
152 |
27 |
9 |
722 |
Well, it's not a double yellow line. |
1.2393 |
0.03876 |
163 |
129 |
29 |
5 |
723 |
If this were the International Date Line, I’d be reading yesterday’s news. |
1.2393 |
0.03972 |
163 |
130 |
27 |
6 |
724 |
Shut the fuck up, Donny. |
1.2391 |
0.04273 |
184 |
154 |
16 |
14 |
725 |
This arrangement is truly putting a toll on our relationship. |
1.2386 |
0.03947 |
176 |
142 |
26 |
8 |
726 |
We need to read between the lanes. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
727 |
Get this! Some idiot built his house over a waterfall. |
1.2384 |
0.04671 |
151 |
126 |
14 |
11 |
728 |
Do you think that we’re taking that marriage counselor a bit too literally? |
1.2384 |
0.03834 |
172 |
137 |
29 |
6 |
729 |
Was that the kid from Family Circus? |
1.2384 |
0.04091 |
172 |
140 |
23 |
9 |
730 |
Good boundaries have strengthened our relationship. |
1.2381 |
0.04070 |
168 |
136 |
24 |
8 |
731 |
The bedroom has double yellow. |
1.2381 |
0.03686 |
189 |
151 |
31 |
7 |
732 |
It says here to expect road construction in residential areas. |
1.2381 |
0.04242 |
168 |
138 |
20 |
10 |
733 |
Shouldn't we have a height limit marked on the arch? |
1.2378 |
0.04044 |
164 |
132 |
25 |
7 |
734 |
I just love that our little girl is working on our infrastructure! |
1.2378 |
0.04136 |
164 |
133 |
23 |
8 |
735 |
Did you ever open the eminent domain letter? |
1.2375 |
0.04013 |
160 |
128 |
26 |
6 |
736 |
Let me know when your headed to bed so we only have to take one car. |
1.2372 |
0.04372 |
156 |
128 |
19 |
9 |
737 |
They told me they can't paint the crosswalk for another two weeks. |
1.2367 |
0.03488 |
169 |
131 |
36 |
2 |
738 |
The road’s clear if you feel like crossing over. |
1.2367 |
0.03587 |
169 |
132 |
34 |
3 |
739 |
Look both ways before you talk to me |
1.2367 |
0.04134 |
169 |
138 |
22 |
9 |
740 |
Honey, did you ever find out what that eminent domain thing was all about? |
1.2366 |
0.03946 |
186 |
152 |
24 |
10 |
741 |
It's just a striped line dear; you can cross anytime at my discretion. |
1.2364 |
0.03737 |
165 |
130 |
31 |
4 |
742 |
Please, no eighteen wheelers! I just vacuumed! |
1.2363 |
0.03606 |
182 |
144 |
33 |
5 |
743 |
The Bipolar Express |
1.2360 |
0.03893 |
161 |
128 |
28 |
5 |
744 |
What’s the read limit? |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
745 |
It’s not fair. All my friends have a diamond lane. |
1.2356 |
0.03794 |
174 |
139 |
29 |
6 |
746 |
This gerrymandering thing is really getting out of control. |
1.2353 |
0.04886 |
153 |
131 |
8 |
14 |
747 |
Do you think we should have done with a solid line around the curve? |
1.2353 |
0.04027 |
170 |
138 |
24 |
8 |
748 |
Today it's you turn to live life in the fast lane |
1.2353 |
0.03940 |
170 |
137 |
26 |
7 |
749 |
This was the only way we could afford a house. |
1.2353 |
0.04226 |
153 |
124 |
22 |
7 |
750 |
Dinner will be ready at 5PM in my timezone... |
1.2350 |
0.04060 |
183 |
151 |
21 |
11 |
751 |
So glad we thought of this before calling divorce attorneys. |
1.2343 |
0.03945 |
175 |
142 |
25 |
8 |
752 |
I love it when rush hour is over. |
1.2343 |
0.03597 |
175 |
138 |
33 |
4 |
753 |
It’s the new redistricting map for state representatives. |
1.2339 |
0.04006 |
171 |
139 |
24 |
8 |
754 |
Don't forget, we're repaving on Tuesday. |
1.2339 |
0.04091 |
171 |
140 |
22 |
9 |
755 |
Intermate Highway |
1.2339 |
0.04006 |
171 |
139 |
24 |
8 |
756 |
I like this so much better than the double yellow line we used to have. |
1.2339 |
0.04255 |
171 |
142 |
18 |
11 |
757 |
If you feel like a little jaywalking later tonight . . . |
1.2339 |
0.03919 |
171 |
138 |
26 |
7 |
758 |
Looks like rush hour is over. |
1.2338 |
0.04201 |
154 |
125 |
22 |
7 |
759 |
I suppose we all have to draw the line somewhere. |
1.2338 |
0.04201 |
154 |
125 |
22 |
7 |
760 |
The ants are playing mahjong again. |
1.2335 |
0.04156 |
167 |
137 |
21 |
9 |
761 |
Just be glad it's not a double-yellow. |
1.2333 |
0.04274 |
150 |
122 |
21 |
7 |
762 |
You get it. The fridge is on your side of the kitchen. |
1.2330 |
0.03925 |
176 |
143 |
25 |
8 |
763 |
I got the upstairs! |
1.2324 |
0.03871 |
185 |
151 |
25 |
9 |
764 |
Three bedrooms and right on the bus line! |
1.2323 |
0.04373 |
155 |
128 |
18 |
9 |
765 |
I feel like a late night snack. Wanna catch the 10:37 bus back to the kitchen? |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
766 |
I forget, who keeps the baby again? |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
767 |
I got us his and hers sovereign states. |
1.2321 |
0.03773 |
168 |
134 |
29 |
5 |
768 |
I'll let you know when it's safe to cross. |
1.2317 |
0.03730 |
164 |
130 |
30 |
4 |
769 |
When the realtor said we'd be close to the freeway she wasn't kidding. |
1.2317 |
0.03730 |
164 |
130 |
30 |
4 |
770 |
Uh-oh, Larry. Top Ten signs of food delivery addiction. |
1.2316 |
0.03822 |
177 |
143 |
27 |
7 |
771 |
Hey, you wanna merge later?" |
1.2316 |
0.03737 |
177 |
142 |
29 |
6 |
772 |
Where should we put the charging station? |
1.2316 |
0.03986 |
177 |
145 |
23 |
9 |
773 |
Now we'll see who's neater." |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
774 |
Frieda, I'm glad we had an amicable divorce. |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
775 |
Don't worry; it's just one of those Family Circus kids. |
1.2312 |
0.04273 |
160 |
132 |
19 |
9 |
776 |
Thank goodness rush hour is over! |
1.2312 |
0.04085 |
160 |
130 |
23 |
7 |
777 |
Oh yeah!…Well actually, my attorney says that I CAN cross a DOTTED line. |
1.2312 |
0.03964 |
173 |
141 |
24 |
8 |
778 |
It’s amazing how much lighter the traffic is when the kids are out of school. |
1.2312 |
0.03790 |
173 |
139 |
28 |
6 |
779 |
Next week… the wall goes up. |
1.2308 |
0.03846 |
169 |
136 |
27 |
6 |
780 |
So this is what taking the low road looks like. |
1.2308 |
0.03948 |
156 |
125 |
26 |
5 |
781 |
The kitchen might be on your side, but the bathroom is on mine. |
1.2308 |
0.04112 |
169 |
139 |
21 |
9 |
782 |
The perils of Eminent Domain. |
1.2308 |
0.03753 |
169 |
135 |
29 |
5 |
783 |
Can we renegotiate couch custody? |
1.2308 |
0.03749 |
182 |
147 |
28 |
7 |
784 |
I do love this life on the road. |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
785 |
It's nice living on a two-way street. |
1.2303 |
0.03902 |
152 |
121 |
27 |
4 |
786 |
I can’t believe we found a place with a private road. |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
787 |
Did you ever find out what eminent domain means? |
1.2299 |
0.04108 |
174 |
144 |
20 |
10 |
788 |
Eminent domain my ass. They can run their freeway through here.... We're not leaving. (RBA) |
1.2299 |
0.03943 |
174 |
142 |
24 |
8 |
789 |
Richard is just being Petty. |
1.2298 |
0.04249 |
161 |
133 |
19 |
9 |
790 |
Strange, this two-way street doesn't feel like love. |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
791 |
I'd get something from the kitchen, but I'm not up for a road trip. |
1.2293 |
0.04226 |
157 |
129 |
20 |
8 |
792 |
So,this my way or the highway? |
1.2293 |
0.03820 |
157 |
125 |
28 |
4 |
793 |
Our favorite role play is a policewoman and a driver |
1.2293 |
0.04128 |
157 |
128 |
22 |
7 |
794 |
Hey, it works for Ikea. |
1.2289 |
0.04243 |
166 |
138 |
18 |
10 |
795 |
These new zoning laws are killer. |
1.2289 |
0.03883 |
166 |
134 |
26 |
6 |
796 |
This is me staying in my lane. |
1.2288 |
0.03988 |
153 |
123 |
25 |
5 |
797 |
I can't believe we got the best seats for the French Grand Prix |
1.2288 |
0.04198 |
153 |
125 |
21 |
7 |
798 |
Lincoln was wrong, it’s you I can’t stand. |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
799 |
Marriage is better when you stay in your lane. |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
800 |
Gerrymandering is out of control. |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
801 |
Your side of the rug needs to be vacuumed. |
1.2283 |
0.04020 |
184 |
153 |
20 |
11 |
802 |
Hopefully this will facilitate two-way communication. |
1.2282 |
0.04054 |
149 |
120 |
24 |
5 |
803 |
Life in the fast lane is actually pretty relaxing. |
1.2281 |
0.03895 |
171 |
139 |
25 |
7 |
804 |
Do I really need a passport to use the upstairs shower? |
1.2281 |
0.03982 |
171 |
140 |
23 |
8 |
805 |
I will not pay for the border wall. |
1.2281 |
0.03895 |
171 |
139 |
25 |
7 |
806 |
This I95 detour is very inconvenient. |
1.2281 |
0.03806 |
171 |
138 |
27 |
6 |
807 |
Should we walk in for dinner or call an Uber? |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
808 |
It's cheaper than divorce. |
1.2278 |
0.03903 |
158 |
127 |
26 |
5 |
809 |
You know what might be fun? A toll booth! |
1.2278 |
0.04005 |
158 |
128 |
24 |
6 |
810 |
Consciously Uncoupled |
1.2278 |
0.04105 |
158 |
129 |
22 |
7 |
811 |
No jaywalking. |
1.2278 |
0.03681 |
180 |
145 |
29 |
6 |
812 |
Maybe our separation is too amicable. |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
813 |
I warned you it would be my way or the highway |
1.2275 |
0.04045 |
167 |
137 |
22 |
8 |
814 |
Did you read this article about that new highway they are planning to build? |
1.2275 |
0.04045 |
167 |
137 |
22 |
8 |
815 |
I find this much friendlier than that double yellow line. |
1.2275 |
0.04133 |
167 |
138 |
20 |
9 |
816 |
The marriage counselor said this was better than the double solid lines we both liked. |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
817 |
Hey want to grab a bite before rush hour |
1.2273 |
0.04562 |
154 |
130 |
13 |
11 |
818 |
Has the 3:30 bus gone through yet? |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
819 |
Welcome to life in the fast lane. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
820 |
Let’s cross that bridge when we get there, shall we? |
1.2273 |
0.04174 |
154 |
126 |
21 |
7 |
821 |
Just stay in your lane, man. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
822 |
They were right—life is better in the fast lane. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
823 |
Was that our son? |
1.2267 |
0.03786 |
172 |
139 |
27 |
6 |
824 |
Cross at your own risk. |
1.2267 |
0.03695 |
172 |
138 |
29 |
5 |
825 |
Well yes, now that the traffic has died down I can hear what your saying. |
1.2267 |
0.03801 |
150 |
119 |
28 |
3 |
826 |
Next time, a solid line. |
1.2264 |
0.03778 |
159 |
127 |
28 |
4 |
827 |
Today let's pretend we're in England. |
1.2264 |
0.04272 |
159 |
132 |
18 |
9 |
828 |
It's just to remind you to stay in your lane. |
1.2264 |
0.03882 |
159 |
128 |
26 |
5 |
829 |
My love...remember, even the chicken crossed the road. |
1.2264 |
0.04364 |
159 |
133 |
16 |
10 |
830 |
I am glad we decided to go for a simple division of property. |
1.2262 |
0.04196 |
168 |
140 |
18 |
10 |
831 |
You were right. Shaves ten minutes off my commute. |
1.2260 |
0.04430 |
146 |
121 |
17 |
8 |
832 |
The commute’s not so bad. |
1.2258 |
0.03724 |
155 |
123 |
29 |
3 |
833 |
My therapist told me I should stay in my lane. |
1.2258 |
0.04149 |
155 |
127 |
21 |
7 |
834 |
I told my sister it was an easy divorce. We just split everything down the middle. |
1.2258 |
0.03942 |
155 |
125 |
25 |
5 |
835 |
I guess I simply enjoy life in the fast lane. |
1.2256 |
0.03791 |
133 |
104 |
28 |
1 |
836 |
I could get used to living on the road. |
1.2254 |
0.04189 |
173 |
145 |
17 |
11 |
837 |
I had it perforated for when
you start talking politics. |
1.2254 |
0.03854 |
173 |
141 |
25 |
7 |
838 |
Life in the slow lane |
1.2254 |
0.03766 |
173 |
140 |
27 |
6 |
839 |
You know, sometimes I feel we’re just heading in different directions. |
1.2252 |
0.04523 |
151 |
127 |
14 |
10 |
840 |
I’m gonna need to borrow a few things from your side for a party I’m throwing for my lawyer. |
1.2252 |
0.04324 |
151 |
125 |
18 |
8 |
841 |
It's easier to relax when we stay in our own lane. |
1.2252 |
0.04324 |
151 |
125 |
18 |
8 |
842 |
Can you pass me the inter section? |
1.2250 |
0.04339 |
160 |
134 |
16 |
10 |
843 |
I think it will be worse when this new freeway opens. |
1.2250 |
0.04058 |
160 |
131 |
22 |
7 |
844 |
Our decorator says their designs help families know their boundaries. |
1.2250 |
0.03860 |
160 |
129 |
26 |
5 |
845 |
Intellectually distanced. |
1.2250 |
0.03650 |
160 |
127 |
30 |
3 |
846 |
MTA called. We are the new route to Grand Central |
1.2244 |
0.03920 |
156 |
126 |
25 |
5 |
847 |
I told you the house was so cheap because of the new highway construction. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
848 |
Keep pushing my buttons Bob. The next time I'll paint solid double yellow lines. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
849 |
I'm staying in my lane. |
1.2244 |
0.03813 |
156 |
125 |
27 |
4 |
850 |
The landlord said he's on it. |
1.2244 |
0.04125 |
156 |
128 |
21 |
7 |
851 |
Starting tomorrow, I'm changing the line to solid. |
1.2242 |
0.03973 |
165 |
135 |
23 |
7 |
852 |
Will that's were I draw the line. |
1.2242 |
0.03683 |
165 |
132 |
29 |
4 |
853 |
Do you feel like life is passing us by? |
1.2242 |
0.03683 |
165 |
132 |
29 |
4 |
854 |
You can stop looking both ways and look at me for once, Harold. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
855 |
Where's the nearest crosswalk? |
1.2237 |
0.04090 |
152 |
124 |
22 |
6 |
856 |
Ginger is letting you know it is your turn to feed him. |
1.2237 |
0.03757 |
152 |
121 |
28 |
3 |
857 |
Stop revving your engine. There'll be no lane merging tonight." |
1.2235 |
0.04003 |
179 |
149 |
20 |
10 |
858 |
Eminent domain is a real problem. |
1.2235 |
0.03676 |
179 |
145 |
28 |
6 |
859 |
You really took ‘Stay in your lane’ to heart.” |
1.2230 |
0.04160 |
148 |
121 |
21 |
6 |
860 |
I dunno. Why did the husband cross the livingroom? |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
861 |
I'm glad we installed rest areas. |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
862 |
Maybe it's just me but I don't know whether we're coming or going. |
1.2230 |
0.04375 |
148 |
123 |
17 |
8 |
863 |
It works fine down here, but I'm still not sure about the shower. |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
864 |
Who would've thought that gerrymandering would save our marriage? |
1.2229 |
0.04390 |
157 |
132 |
15 |
10 |
865 |
I love the way we always think along the same line |
1.2229 |
0.03761 |
166 |
134 |
27 |
5 |
866 |
It's really quiet after rush hour. |
1.2229 |
0.03663 |
166 |
133 |
29 |
4 |
867 |
Please look both ways before you talk. |
1.2229 |
0.03857 |
166 |
135 |
25 |
6 |
868 |
For the record, this is working for me. |
1.2229 |
0.03638 |
175 |
141 |
29 |
5 |
869 |
It's my way or the highw- Oh, all right, you've made your choice. |
1.2222 |
0.03871 |
171 |
140 |
24 |
7 |
870 |
In a few weeks we can work on merging. |
1.2222 |
0.03959 |
153 |
124 |
24 |
5 |
871 |
Well some of us like living in the fast lane. |
1.2222 |
0.03959 |
153 |
124 |
24 |
5 |
872 |
I do hope this is the road less taken. |
1.2222 |
0.04346 |
144 |
119 |
18 |
7 |
873 |
Remind me -- am I living in the fast lane, or are you? |
1.2222 |
0.03849 |
153 |
123 |
26 |
4 |
874 |
The vacuum is northbound in five minutes. |
1.2222 |
0.04107 |
162 |
134 |
20 |
8 |
875 |
This makes staying in our lanes so much easier. |
1.2222 |
0.04372 |
153 |
128 |
16 |
9 |
876 |
Well dear, this is a lot less expensive than two divorce attorneys. |
1.2222 |
0.04456 |
144 |
120 |
16 |
8 |
877 |
Just do a U turn after the stairs and come take a look at this. |
1.2222 |
0.03817 |
162 |
131 |
26 |
5 |
878 |
We’re preparing for the Grand Prix vacuuming ceremony |
1.2222 |
0.03873 |
144 |
115 |
26 |
3 |
879 |
Have the runners come by yet? |
1.2222 |
0.04372 |
153 |
128 |
16 |
9 |
880 |
Watch out for scissors. |
1.2215 |
0.03769 |
158 |
127 |
27 |
4 |
881 |
Without the 'Adopt-a-Highway' program, we'd have to clean this place. |
1.2215 |
0.04078 |
158 |
130 |
21 |
7 |
882 |
When our percentage of the tolls starts coming in, we'll be rich. |
1.2215 |
0.03875 |
158 |
128 |
25 |
5 |
883 |
Great. Now they're going to add a bicycle lane. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
884 |
Does it feel like something has come between us? |
1.2215 |
0.03769 |
158 |
127 |
27 |
4 |
885 |
It's the internet super highway. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
886 |
Because it's a high-traffic area. |
1.2215 |
0.04023 |
149 |
121 |
23 |
5 |
887 |
Wait till you see what my attorney’s done to the car! |
1.2215 |
0.03909 |
149 |
120 |
25 |
4 |
888 |
Do you think we should increase the speed limit to 2 mph? |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
889 |
I'm still not used to the traffic light in the bathroom. |
1.2215 |
0.04451 |
149 |
125 |
15 |
9 |
890 |
Want to cross the line? |
1.2209 |
0.03938 |
172 |
142 |
22 |
8 |
891 |
I'd give you the remote, but there's no crosswalk. |
1.2209 |
0.03850 |
172 |
141 |
24 |
7 |
892 |
I'm willing to trade you a trip upstairs to the bathroom for a run to the fridge for some beer. |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
893 |
Now, just to remind you, any attempt at intimacy requires that you first put on your signal and get into the merging lane. |
1.2209 |
0.04176 |
163 |
136 |
18 |
9 |
894 |
Stay in your lane Harry, Stay in your lane. |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
895 |
His hopes were dashed. |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
896 |
Would you mind dimming your high beams? |
1.2207 |
0.04091 |
145 |
118 |
22 |
5 |
897 |
It’s a two way street honey |
1.2206 |
0.04000 |
136 |
109 |
24 |
3 |
898 |
Respecting boundaries is really helping our relationship. |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
899 |
Ya know, after two weeks in London I keep going to the wrong side. |
1.2200 |
0.04322 |
150 |
125 |
17 |
8 |
900 |
Our marriage counselor suggested we work on boundaries |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
901 |
Did I have too much wine at dinner, or did I just see a roadrunner go past me? |
1.2200 |
0.04322 |
150 |
125 |
17 |
8 |
902 |
Someone’s in the kitchen with liner. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
903 |
I think we may need to deworm Rover. |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
904 |
Much quieter since we moved from that railroad apartment. |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
905 |
Watch out for the speed trap just past the staircase. |
1.2197 |
0.03917 |
173 |
143 |
22 |
8 |
906 |
I know the therapist said we should stay in our own lanes, but for goodness sake Marge. |
1.2195 |
0.04062 |
164 |
136 |
20 |
8 |
907 |
Now you can find the refrigerator and get your own beer. |
1.2195 |
0.03968 |
164 |
135 |
22 |
7 |
908 |
Can you explain eminent domain again? |
1.2194 |
0.03913 |
155 |
126 |
24 |
5 |
909 |
This detour is ridiculous! |
1.2194 |
0.03913 |
155 |
126 |
24 |
5 |
910 |
Despite our differences, it's good to be on the same road together. |
1.2192 |
0.04506 |
146 |
123 |
14 |
9 |
911 |
I think it's time we have the kids pick sides. |
1.2192 |
0.04506 |
146 |
123 |
14 |
9 |
912 |
We shouldn't let this come between us. |
1.2192 |
0.03826 |
146 |
117 |
26 |
3 |
913 |
Stay in your lane, bitch. |
1.2192 |
0.03947 |
146 |
118 |
24 |
4 |
914 |
Cross the line once more, and the wall is going up. |
1.2188 |
0.03933 |
160 |
131 |
23 |
6 |
915 |
I'm passing, Layne. |
1.2188 |
0.03620 |
160 |
128 |
29 |
3 |
916 |
Your chair is in 'No Parking' zone! |
1.2185 |
0.04191 |
151 |
125 |
19 |
7 |
917 |
Ahh, the road to happiness. |
1.2185 |
0.03862 |
151 |
122 |
25 |
4 |
918 |
there are two side to every story |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
919 |
Formula One is just the ticket to add some excitement around here. |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
920 |
Your 6 pm or my 6pm, mister online astronomy degree? |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
921 |
At least we have good seats. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
922 |
Thanks for replacing the solid double line. |
1.2179 |
0.03995 |
156 |
128 |
22 |
6 |
923 |
Says here they're starting new lane construction by early fall. |
1.2179 |
0.04097 |
156 |
129 |
20 |
7 |
924 |
Now that you're not carpooling, what do you want to do with it? |
1.2177 |
0.03923 |
147 |
119 |
24 |
4 |
925 |
I'll leave it to your imagination to tell if it's safe to make a pass. |
1.2174 |
0.03910 |
161 |
132 |
23 |
6 |
926 |
I see your mom is back |
1.2174 |
0.03910 |
161 |
132 |
23 |
6 |
927 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2174 |
0.04104 |
161 |
134 |
19 |
8 |
928 |
You can cross it when I'm feeling frisky, but I'm reading now. |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
929 |
If this doesn't work, we can try the divorce thing |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
152 |
124 |
23 |
5 |
930 |
I always have racing thoughts before I go to sleep. |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
23 |
4 |
931 |
I just can't wait to get on the road again! |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
932 |
The sooner they repair I-95, the better. |
1.2166 |
0.03868 |
157 |
128 |
24 |
5 |
933 |
Could we get more company if we put in a truck stop? |
1.2164 |
0.03755 |
171 |
140 |
25 |
6 |
934 |
Here is an article on why the chicken crossed the road. |
1.2162 |
0.04450 |
148 |
125 |
14 |
9 |
935 |
Honey, it's your turn to man the toll booth. |
1.2162 |
0.04345 |
148 |
124 |
16 |
8 |
936 |
Our therapist told us to establish boundaries. |
1.2160 |
0.03986 |
162 |
134 |
21 |
7 |
937 |
I think this political redistricting is going a bit too far. |
1.2159 |
0.04101 |
176 |
149 |
16 |
11 |
938 |
Honey, did you remember to lower the bridge? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
939 |
You were right … the commute is a lot faster now |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
940 |
Honey, what’s the speed limit for the living room again? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
941 |
Theft by porch pirates has declined 90 percent since trucks were allowed to deliver inside houses. |
1.2157 |
0.04244 |
153 |
128 |
17 |
8 |
942 |
You said we needed boundaries. |
1.2157 |
0.03928 |
153 |
125 |
23 |
5 |
943 |
THIS TIME - You tell the kids not to race around the house! |
1.2157 |
0.04141 |
153 |
127 |
19 |
7 |
944 |
I tell ya…I’m done with these ants! |
1.2157 |
0.04442 |
153 |
130 |
13 |
10 |
945 |
There's a point at 7,000 RPMs where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space, and time. |
1.2156 |
0.04171 |
167 |
141 |
16 |
10 |
946 |
I did it highway. |
1.2153 |
0.04425 |
144 |
121 |
15 |
8 |
947 |
I’m proud to say we found the secret to this death do you part thing. |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
948 |
Do you think your therapist actually meant a literal line? |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
949 |
It's just like our country! |
1.2152 |
0.04050 |
158 |
131 |
20 |
7 |
950 |
I forgot to tell you. We're on this year's marathon course. |
1.2152 |
0.03949 |
158 |
130 |
22 |
6 |
951 |
Do you ever worry life is passing us by? |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
952 |
If you want to use the stairs call my lawyer. . . |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
953 |
The plus side is I receive all my packages early. |
1.2148 |
0.03876 |
149 |
121 |
24 |
4 |
954 |
Personally. I prefer living in a state with no sales tax. |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
955 |
Taking a break from life in the fast lane.” |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
956 |
They're coming tomorrow to pave it. |
1.2147 |
0.03964 |
163 |
135 |
21 |
7 |
957 |
Just so you know, you’re allowed to pass. |
1.2147 |
0.03964 |
163 |
135 |
21 |
7 |
958 |
I must admit, living in a tunnel isn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
959 |
'Now the house is sorted which half of the dog do you want?' |
1.2143 |
0.04149 |
168 |
142 |
16 |
10 |
960 |
You're right. Traffic IS light at 3 am. |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
961 |
Read about it. It's in the letter from my lawyer. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
962 |
Your ultimatum that it was "My way or the highway." turns out to be the perfect solution. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
963 |
Don't worry - it's a dotted line; you're allowed to pass on the left. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
964 |
This has been so great! I think we should adopt another highway! |
1.2138 |
0.04287 |
145 |
121 |
17 |
7 |
965 |
Stop complaining. Tolls paid for that ottoman. |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
966 |
Felix, how're you liking the Adopt-a-Highway program so far? |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
967 |
I’m ready for a solid line. |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
968 |
This divorce settlement working out great. |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
969 |
Did you dash around the house earlier? |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
970 |
A house divided cannot stand. |
1.2133 |
0.04187 |
150 |
125 |
18 |
7 |
971 |
You'll notice that my side includes the stairs to the bedroom. |
1.2133 |
0.04078 |
150 |
124 |
20 |
6 |
972 |
Oh great. We finally make it into a New Yorker cartoon and it’s nothing more than a Family Circus knock off. |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
973 |
I don’t think our divorce lawyers understood what we meant by dividing the house. |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
974 |
It's my way - or the highway. |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
975 |
Guess now it's safe to make a pass at me. |
1.2131 |
0.04831 |
122 |
103 |
12 |
7 |
976 |
It’s the plane noise that I have a hard time adjusting to. |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
977 |
Studies show that most auto accidents occur close to home. |
1.2129 |
0.03773 |
155 |
126 |
25 |
4 |
978 |
Quick, finish the story. Rush hour starts in 5… |
1.2129 |
0.04193 |
155 |
130 |
17 |
8 |
979 |
I always thought that 'we travel the road together' from our vows was meant to be metaphorical, Geoffrey. |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
980 |
I wish I had realized the stairs were on your side. |
1.2128 |
0.04248 |
141 |
117 |
18 |
6 |
981 |
Was that Jeffy from Family Circus? |
1.2128 |
0.04807 |
141 |
122 |
8 |
11 |
982 |
Simpler and cheaper than a divorce. |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
141 |
116 |
20 |
5 |
983 |
Did you get my text? |
1.2128 |
0.04002 |
141 |
115 |
22 |
4 |
984 |
About time to go park ourselves in the kitchen. |
1.2123 |
0.04260 |
146 |
122 |
17 |
7 |
985 |
You know you can make a pass if it's not a double yellow. |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
986 |
Google Maps says you’re in Canada. |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
987 |
Sorry, your visa is still being processed. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
988 |
No problems as long as you stay in your lane. |
1.2115 |
0.03965 |
156 |
129 |
21 |
6 |
989 |
Why did the hubby cross the road? |
1.2115 |
0.04169 |
156 |
131 |
17 |
8 |
990 |
The dog's got the zoomies again |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
991 |
I don't think this is what your therapist meant when she said you should practice setting boundaries. |
1.2113 |
0.03977 |
142 |
116 |
22 |
4 |
992 |
I love the renovation too but who thought it was a good idea to paint a passing lane on a blind corner? |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
993 |
Do I have to signal before making a pass on you? |
1.2113 |
0.04220 |
142 |
118 |
18 |
6 |
994 |
Polarizing opinions coming to interior design. |
1.2113 |
0.04451 |
142 |
120 |
14 |
8 |
995 |
I don’t know. I asked for track lighting. |
1.2109 |
0.04660 |
128 |
108 |
13 |
7 |
996 |
You’ve really crossed the line, Bill. |
1.2109 |
0.04660 |
128 |
108 |
13 |
7 |
997 |
Trash is in your lane, fridge is in mine! |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
998 |
Remember to look both ways before going to the bathroom. |
1.2109 |
0.03767 |
147 |
119 |
25 |
3 |
999 |
Turn into what? |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
1000 |
"No rush hour traffic tonight!!! |
1.2109 |
0.03642 |
147 |
118 |
27 |
2 |
1001 |
Reminds me why I never wanted roommates in college. |
1.2108 |
0.03606 |
166 |
135 |
27 |
4 |
1002 |
I'm glad we ere able to get the toll booth removed |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1003 |
Oh sure, refuse to sell the house, they'll have to build the road around us... |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1004 |
I'm not dividing up the house. That's Morse code for "I want a divorce. |
1.2105 |
0.04240 |
152 |
128 |
16 |
8 |
1005 |
This wasn’t what I meant when I said I wanted you to make a pass at me. |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
1006 |
The commute experience was all that was needed to make working from home feel normal. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1007 |
I know we had to draw a line somewhere. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1008 |
It's the road less traveled; not that it's really made all that much difference. |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1009 |
I passed gas, but only on my side of the room. |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
1010 |
This should make it easier for you to stay in your lane. |
1.2098 |
0.03694 |
143 |
115 |
26 |
2 |
1011 |
Did you remember to call Google Maps? |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1012 |
I am more than willing to meet you half-way on anything. |
1.2098 |
0.03825 |
143 |
116 |
24 |
3 |
1013 |
In hindsight, I think we should've taken the money instead of holding out... |
1.2098 |
0.04422 |
143 |
121 |
14 |
8 |
1014 |
See, a house divided CAN stand. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
1015 |
I guess my way IS the highway! |
1.2095 |
0.03620 |
148 |
119 |
27 |
2 |
1016 |
These boutique rest stops are really something! |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1017 |
Not tonight, Jeff. You didn’t signal. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1018 |
I’m thinking we should add in a stop sign during the remodel. |
1.2090 |
0.03550 |
177 |
145 |
27 |
5 |
1019 |
You literally adopted a highway? |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1020 |
Quick, before rush hour |
1.2090 |
0.04504 |
134 |
113 |
14 |
7 |
1021 |
The path on the carpet is getting more noticeable. |
1.2089 |
0.03815 |
158 |
130 |
23 |
5 |
1022 |
I love that we're clear with our boundaries. |
1.2089 |
0.04021 |
158 |
132 |
19 |
7 |
1023 |
I turn off the alarm system when you take back your vote for Trump. |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1024 |
Call me an Uber – I need the bathroom. |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1025 |
It beats being forced out over eminent domain |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1026 |
I've told you before: this is not a road I want to go down. |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1027 |
I’ll tell ya what…that eminent domain is a bitch! |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1028 |
The listing did say it was conveniently located near the highway. |
1.2086 |
0.03606 |
139 |
111 |
27 |
1 |
1029 |
I bet you're too chicken to come over here |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
1030 |
Are you going to clean out the neutral zone today? |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1031 |
At least it’s in a great school district. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1032 |
Would you prefer a solid line? |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
1033 |
Regardless, I find your opinions pedestrian... |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1034 |
For some reason I feel like we're headed in different directions. |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1035 |
This'll make our eventual divorce a snap! |
1.2081 |
0.04495 |
149 |
128 |
11 |
10 |
1036 |
I would appreciate a signal first before you attempt a pass. |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1037 |
The solid line is upstairs. |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1038 |
Honey did they reroute the West Side Drive? |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1039 |
I don’t care how much rent he pays, we have to get rid of the snail. |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1040 |
It's nice the elephant in the room has taken up motocross. |
1.2078 |
0.04087 |
154 |
129 |
18 |
7 |
1041 |
Don't forget, tomorrow's alternate side sitting day. |
1.2078 |
0.03762 |
154 |
126 |
24 |
4 |
1042 |
You can pass, but you have to signal first. |
1.2078 |
0.03762 |
154 |
126 |
24 |
4 |
1043 |
Please, I told you it goes both ways! |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
1044 |
I hear traffic is terrible in the kitchen. |
1.2077 |
0.03891 |
130 |
105 |
23 |
2 |
1045 |
Not much foot traffic today. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1046 |
Heard they're going to be building an exit lane. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1047 |
It's ok to pass, if you dare. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1048 |
I’m so glad we didn’t let them tear down our house for that new highway. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1049 |
At least we see the kids this way. |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
1050 |
Maybe we should have taken that Eminent Domain buyout offer. |
1.2071 |
0.04241 |
140 |
117 |
17 |
6 |
1051 |
Google Den View came by when you were sleeping |
1.2071 |
0.04360 |
140 |
118 |
15 |
7 |
1052 |
This room could really use a crosswalk. |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
1053 |
Look both ways before coming over here, dear." |
1.2069 |
0.03902 |
145 |
119 |
22 |
4 |
1054 |
It's the road less traveled! |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1055 |
Eminent domain, schmeminent domain. |
1.2069 |
0.04366 |
145 |
123 |
14 |
8 |
1056 |
Are you still thinking we needed the high traffic carpet? |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1057 |
I'm beginning to think 'Roomba on a Unicylce' was not the next big thing |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1058 |
Sandwich please... the kitchen is on your side |
1.2069 |
0.03777 |
145 |
118 |
24 |
3 |
1059 |
You had to be the only neighbour not to sell. |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1060 |
These new eminent domain laws are getting ridiculous |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1061 |
Bring in the chicken. |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1062 |
I'll pass on dinner. |
1.2067 |
0.03577 |
150 |
121 |
27 |
2 |
1063 |
In Europe, we’d be on opposite sides |
1.2067 |
0.03819 |
150 |
123 |
23 |
4 |
1064 |
The listing did not lie about the great access to local public transportation. |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1065 |
How did you get to be a Road Scholar? |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1066 |
The crosswalks will be painted next week. |
1.2065 |
0.03740 |
155 |
127 |
24 |
4 |
1067 |
Hey, we're on Google Street View! |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
1068 |
Well, you told me to stay in my lane. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1069 |
Our teenager must have just come home. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1070 |
This is the last time we babysit those kids from Family Circus. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1071 |
Yes, I did poop on your side. No, I'm not going to tell you where. |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
1072 |
The flow is so much better now. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1073 |
A road runs through it. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1074 |
This new highway detour is ridiculous. |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
1075 |
They were right. Life IS a highway! |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1076 |
Life in the fast lane seems pretty relaxed to me. |
1.2057 |
0.04213 |
141 |
118 |
17 |
6 |
1077 |
Remember when we had a fast lane? |
1.2057 |
0.04559 |
141 |
121 |
11 |
9 |
1078 |
Actually, I do remember how to get to the kitchen. |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1079 |
I should head over to the home office, but I just hate the commute. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1080 |
Make sure to look both ways before you turn in. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
1081 |
my last husband went left of center. |
1.2055 |
0.03878 |
146 |
120 |
22 |
4 |
1082 |
Did you just make a pass at me? |
1.2053 |
0.04022 |
151 |
126 |
19 |
6 |
1083 |
It’s ever so much quieter since they opened the by-pass. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
1084 |
I don't want to spend any more than you do, Darling, but we really must re-deco this place. It's right out of a sixties New Yorker panel. |
1.2051 |
0.03606 |
156 |
127 |
26 |
3 |
1085 |
It's a win-win! We preserve the neighborhood, they get their interstate. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
1086 |
This isn’t what I thought they meant when they say marriage is a two-way street |
1.2051 |
0.04140 |
156 |
132 |
16 |
8 |
1087 |
This isn't what I meant when I said we should live more like Kerouac. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1088 |
Nothing, just remembering that awful railroad apartment we used to live in. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1089 |
As you know,darling,a dashed yellow line means passes are permitted |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
1090 |
I thought you were going to call the highway department. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1091 |
How do I go upstairs? |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1092 |
Just be happy it's not a solid double line. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1093 |
So I told the contractor, "Sure we order in a lot." |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1094 |
Stay in your lane! |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
1095 |
I told you letting Robert Moses do the interior was a bad idea. |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1096 |
Maybe we could merge lanes later? |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1097 |
I told you not to get the rigatoni. |
1.2041 |
0.03731 |
147 |
120 |
24 |
3 |
1098 |
We really need to have that pedestrian overpass conversation." |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1099 |
Do you want to change lanes? |
1.2033 |
0.03643 |
123 |
98 |
25 |
0 |
1100 |
Not-In-My-Backyard, meet Straight-Through-Your-Living-Room |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1101 |
You go your way and I’ll go mine. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1102 |
It's a dotted line so you can cross it but careful on the turn? |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1103 |
Double yellow could be next. |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
1104 |
C'mon, Henry; it's not a double yellow! |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1105 |
I agree that the double yellow was a bit harsh. |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
1106 |
I warned you, it's my way or the highway. |
1.2027 |
0.04284 |
148 |
126 |
14 |
8 |
1107 |
Remember what my therapist said: you must signal if you're going to merge. |
1.2027 |
0.03708 |
148 |
121 |
24 |
3 |
1108 |
It’s actually quite relaxing once rush hour ends. |
1.2027 |
0.04284 |
148 |
126 |
14 |
8 |
1109 |
We can also split the NEW YORKER at the staple fold |
1.2026 |
0.03864 |
153 |
127 |
21 |
5 |
1110 |
Let's put up a toll booth at the bottom of the stairs. |
1.2025 |
0.03565 |
158 |
129 |
26 |
3 |
1111 |
Passive road rage is still road rage. |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
1112 |
I’m glad we splurged on the high-traffic carpet. |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
1113 |
The Joneses adopted a railway. |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
1114 |
Let me guess, Billy from 'Family Circus' is lost again. |
1.2016 |
0.04588 |
129 |
110 |
12 |
7 |
1115 |
Did you ever get that letter I sent you? |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1116 |
Why should I cross the road? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1117 |
How would you feel about installing a crosswalk? |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1118 |
It's so relaxing now that they moved exit 25 to the other side of town |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1119 |
This beats life in the fast lane. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1120 |
Ooh, a DASHED line. Someone's feeling frisky! |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1121 |
The things we do for love...and zoning rights. |
1.2014 |
0.04013 |
144 |
120 |
19 |
5 |
1122 |
Did someone just dash through here? |
1.2013 |
0.03924 |
149 |
124 |
20 |
5 |
1123 |
Nice, light traffic today. |
1.2013 |
0.03686 |
149 |
122 |
24 |
3 |
1124 |
Red rover, red rover, may I come over? |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1125 |
To be fair, the realtor did describe it as a 'high traffic area'. |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1126 |
Well, I did tell them we wouldn’t move.” |
1.2013 |
0.04362 |
149 |
128 |
12 |
9 |
1127 |
Funny, I thought it would be more work to adopt a road. |
1.2013 |
0.04260 |
154 |
132 |
13 |
9 |
1128 |
Did you know our marriage counselor was once a traffic cop?” |
1.2013 |
0.03841 |
154 |
128 |
21 |
5 |
1129 |
You would get the sofa if we were in England. |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1130 |
Helps me stay in my lane. |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
1131 |
I would invite you over but we under an air quality advisory. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1132 |
Counting my steps |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1133 |
Let's meet at the DMZ for a goodnight kiss. |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
1134 |
I think our marriage has lasted
because we both stay in our lanes. |
1.2000 |
0.04436 |
135 |
115 |
13 |
7 |
1135 |
Tomorrow let's spice things up and swap lanes. |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1136 |
I told you we should have protested the new Gerrymandered boundry. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1137 |
Eminent domain is getting ridiculous! |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1138 |
You never felt like chucking it all away and seeing what’s around the next curve? |
1.2000 |
0.03664 |
150 |
123 |
24 |
3 |
1139 |
This guy handed me a paper and swore we’d receive $25,000
if I’d just sign it “Right-A-Way!” |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1140 |
Did you really want a no-passing zone heading into a curve? |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1141 |
This really is the road less traveled. |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1142 |
We really should follow up with the city on what’s causing the delay with installing our “walk” sign. |
1.2000 |
0.03707 |
155 |
128 |
23 |
4 |
1143 |
Reading between the lines |
1.2000 |
0.04230 |
150 |
128 |
14 |
8 |
1144 |
You're right, living on a street with a double yellow line was way too busy. |
1.1987 |
0.03761 |
151 |
125 |
22 |
4 |
1145 |
Well, it looks like it's going to be next Thursday when the condo finally divides our apartment in half to double our condo fees. |
1.1987 |
0.03642 |
151 |
124 |
24 |
3 |
1146 |
Dinner will be after rush hour. |
1.1987 |
0.03989 |
151 |
127 |
18 |
6 |
1147 |
Remember when we lived life in the fast lane? |
1.1986 |
0.03841 |
146 |
121 |
21 |
4 |
1148 |
That broken line has fixed our marriage! |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
1149 |
Thanks for staying in your lane today, Sweetie! |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1150 |
Its not a glitch on Google maps |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1151 |
I don't know why the chicken crossed, either. |
1.1986 |
0.04177 |
141 |
119 |
16 |
6 |
1152 |
Over-thinking the driving test again? |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
1153 |
What time does the next snack train come by? |
1.1986 |
0.03927 |
141 |
117 |
20 |
4 |
1154 |
This makes it easier for our teenager to get to the kitchen without making eye contact. |
1.1986 |
0.04177 |
141 |
119 |
16 |
6 |
1155 |
Oooh, no double-yellow today! |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
1156 |
I'm really liking the new commute. |
1.1985 |
0.03737 |
136 |
111 |
23 |
2 |
1157 |
I'm not out of line. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
1158 |
I think our therapist was right. We just needed clearer boundaries. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
1159 |
I didn’t want to be THIS close to a major intersection |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
1160 |
I just think we’re headed in different directions. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
1161 |
Somehow it feels roomier. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1162 |
You said you wanted to shorten your commute time. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1163 |
The instructions say to cut along the dotted line. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1164 |
So I guess it really is the highway to hell. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1165 |
Yes, the kids are makin' dinner . . . macaroni and cheese. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1166 |
I think it may be time to have Rex's glands expressed again. |
1.1983 |
0.04785 |
121 |
104 |
10 |
7 |
1167 |
We’ll need to add an HOV lane when all your relatives come over for Thanksgiving. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1168 |
Upstairs is mine. All mine. |
1.1973 |
0.04054 |
147 |
124 |
17 |
6 |
1169 |
Yes, I DO like the Bipartisan Infrastructure Act, but perhaps it went a little too far. |
1.1973 |
0.03818 |
147 |
122 |
21 |
4 |
1170 |
Bob and Jane met online during COVID
and when it ended they quickly married.
Months later they confessed their favorite
part of COVID living and with the help
of a marriage counselor solved their issue. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1171 |
I’m a little peeved that there’s no bike lane. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
1172 |
I feel like, at any moment, someone could just tear us apart. |
1.1972 |
0.04028 |
142 |
119 |
18 |
5 |
1173 |
Remember when I caught you speeding? |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1174 |
Are you also installing parking meters? |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1175 |
Why did the road cross the kitchen? |
1.1971 |
0.04376 |
137 |
117 |
13 |
7 |
1176 |
I'm curious to why this house was priced so affordably. |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
1177 |
Remember, it's not a double yellow so you are allowed to pass when I say it's safe. |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1178 |
Life in the fast lane. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
1179 |
Separation keeps us together! |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1180 |
Separate but equal by mutual consent |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1181 |
Do you think Lincoln was right that a house divided cannot stand? |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1182 |
What Infrastructure Bill? |
1.1970 |
0.03793 |
132 |
108 |
22 |
2 |
1183 |
You stay in your lane and I'll stay in mine. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1184 |
Do we sign on the dotted line on your side or my side? |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1185 |
Now isn't this better than paying a bundle to some divorce lawyer? |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1186 |
Bob is not adjusting well to working remotely. He especially misses listening to audio books during his commute to the office. |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1187 |
Honey, when you said you wanted to live on ‘The Road Less Traveled’, I thought you meant that as a figure of speech. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1188 |
Paint: $50. Brush: $10. Not smelling your feet: priceless. |
1.1967 |
0.04603 |
122 |
104 |
12 |
6 |
1189 |
At least it’s not a double yellow line. |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
1190 |
Although their political differences created a rift, the Millers agreed to modify the divide to a “safe passing lane”. |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1191 |
Why does our chair have tits |
1.1966 |
0.05184 |
117 |
103 |
5 |
9 |
1192 |
No, I don’t think it’s helicopter parenting to have her learn to drive in a controlled environment. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1193 |
I wasn’t bluffing when I said my way or the highway. |
1.1962 |
0.04061 |
158 |
135 |
15 |
8 |
1194 |
Ever since the Department of Motor Vehicles and the Marriage License Bureau started sharing the same computer systems, our relationship has gotten SO much better... |
1.1959 |
0.04251 |
148 |
127 |
13 |
8 |
1195 |
The chicken should be here soon. Do you know what you want to ask? |
1.1959 |
0.04142 |
148 |
126 |
15 |
7 |
1196 |
Do you have the bus schedule? |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1197 |
Sometimes I think these Google Maps directions are getting a little too precise... |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1198 |
Thankfully,we are on the road to retirement. |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1199 |
When you change who you’re voting for, let me know. |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1200 |
It may be 35 years,but I just want you to remember you can still make passes |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1201 |
Don’t forget to look both ways. |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1202 |
I told you. We should have accepted the city's offer. |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
1203 |
Do you feel like splitting a pizza tonight? |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1204 |
So thankful alternate side parking was suspended this weekend. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1205 |
It's just how the highway of life is. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1206 |
Okay, mister. This should stop you from running into me when I have a full glass of red wine. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1207 |
Living vroom |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1208 |
No, I'm not familiar with Robert Moses, why do you ask? |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1209 |
Remember how I said “the road to hell is paved with good intentions?” |
1.1955 |
0.03767 |
133 |
109 |
22 |
2 |
1210 |
It was between this and a divorce. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1211 |
We said we would never take sides against each other, but I kind of like this. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1212 |
We appreciate the passive income. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1213 |
Yeah, well; I can still hear you turning pages! |
1.1951 |
0.04420 |
123 |
104 |
14 |
5 |
1214 |
Red rover, red rover. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1215 |
This returns to normal after he passes the driving test. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1216 |
Your side may have the kitchen, but I've got the bed and bath. |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1217 |
I considered installing a median. |
1.1951 |
0.03769 |
123 |
100 |
22 |
1 |
1218 |
What if Mrs. Chicken was wearing something more comfortable? |
1.1948 |
0.03694 |
154 |
128 |
22 |
4 |
1219 |
I’m loving these new bus stop upgrades! |
1.1947 |
0.05006 |
113 |
98 |
8 |
7 |
1220 |
Which one of us is in the fast lane? |
1.1946 |
0.03649 |
149 |
123 |
23 |
3 |
1221 |
Is this how you imagined living on Easy Street? |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
1222 |
It means you're allowed to cross to my side of the room -but only if it's safe to do so. |
1.1944 |
0.04096 |
144 |
122 |
16 |
6 |
1223 |
My therapist said we need to stay in our lanes |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
1224 |
What time did you say rush hour was coming? |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
1225 |
Don't you just love it when Rush Hour is over? |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1226 |
I see Jeffy's been through here. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1227 |
What side of the tracks are you from |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
1228 |
I told you this would be better than hiring lawyers. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1229 |
Let's see how they take the turn. |
1.1942 |
0.03664 |
139 |
114 |
23 |
2 |
1230 |
I laid off the maid after you adopted the highway. |
1.1942 |
0.04195 |
139 |
118 |
15 |
6 |
1231 |
What did you expect when our architect was a devotee of Robert Moses! |
1.1940 |
0.04429 |
134 |
115 |
12 |
7 |
1232 |
At least it isn't a high speed rail line. |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1233 |
The only way I can finish the The New Yorker by the end of the week is to stay in the speed reading lane. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1234 |
Maybe divorce is in the cards, but for now I'm just really enjoying this trial perforation. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1235 |
The stay-cation road trip begins! |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1236 |
It’s nice they are trying to make the “return to office” life easier, but I’m not leaving this couch. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1237 |
So... how are you prepared for your interview with the Department of Transportation? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1238 |
On second thought, let's move the mommy track to the backyard. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1239 |
Sounds like a wreck over on turn 2 near the fridge. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1240 |
Remember to look both ways before you cross the living room. |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
1241 |
I smell gas again." |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
1242 |
Come sit by me when the crossing guard gets here. |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1243 |
They really weren’t kidding with ‘Life is a Highway,’ huh? |
1.1935 |
0.04534 |
124 |
106 |
12 |
6 |
1244 |
These rest stops were a good idea but I think we bought too much house. |
1.1933 |
0.03979 |
150 |
127 |
17 |
6 |
1245 |
Marriage is a two-way street. |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
1246 |
I know you’re not happy that I need my space Bob, but you should at least appreciate that it’s a passing lane. |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
1247 |
Foot traffic has been slow today. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1248 |
Have you fixed that pothole by the kitchen yet? |
1.1933 |
0.04665 |
119 |
102 |
11 |
6 |
1249 |
Foot traffic |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
1250 |
This detour really puts a dent in our holiday meal plans, Ralph. |
1.1931 |
0.03828 |
145 |
121 |
20 |
4 |
1251 |
Come over later if you want, Steven..just call first, k? |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1252 |
You can make a U turn in the kitchen! |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
1253 |
I still can’t believe your lawyer forgot about the stairs. |
1.1929 |
0.04407 |
140 |
121 |
11 |
8 |
1254 |
We're getting older. That's the trail to the bathroom. |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
1255 |
At least we have front row seats for the Grand Prix! |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
1256 |
Tomorrow’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of divorce. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1257 |
You can make a pass at me now. |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
1258 |
They say that relationships are a two-way street. |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1259 |
It actually does make it easier to stay in my lane. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1260 |
The passing lane was my idea. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1261 |
Signal when you want to cross. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1262 |
I get it Harvey, we're just middle of the road. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1263 |
Are we using US or UK rules of the road this evening? |
1.1923 |
0.03638 |
130 |
106 |
23 |
1 |
1264 |
You know, life IS a highway. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1265 |
So much for our kid being on the straight & narrow.” |
1.1921 |
0.04065 |
151 |
129 |
15 |
7 |
1266 |
When NYC says Eminent Domain they mean it! |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1267 |
Remember to stay in your lane. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1268 |
No idea. You? |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1269 |
I don’t think this is what the lawyers meant when they said we should divide our assets. |
1.1920 |
0.04500 |
125 |
107 |
12 |
6 |
1270 |
It says here that separation anxiety can be overcome in five easy steps. |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
1271 |
I think they really want you back in the office. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1272 |
We certainly have great seats for the race! |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1273 |
It may be about time to get the house repaved. |
1.1915 |
0.03617 |
141 |
116 |
23 |
2 |
1274 |
I'm thinking about redecorating, something along the lines of the old Berlin Wall. |
1.1912 |
0.04368 |
136 |
117 |
12 |
7 |
1275 |
I missed having "stuck in traffic" as an excuse for being late to work. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1276 |
Pick a lane! |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1277 |
Somebody should pick up those french fries? |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1278 |
Not much of a rush hour today. |
1.1912 |
0.03542 |
136 |
111 |
24 |
1 |
1279 |
Do we really need a rest stop on both sides of the road? |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1280 |
It's sad, Doug. All this just because you're a Democrat and I'm a Republican. |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
1281 |
Aren't you the one that always says, 'Love is a two-way street?' |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1282 |
I hear the Jones's got a four-lane. |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
1283 |
No, I don't see it. I swear sometimes you have tunnel vision. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1284 |
They said construction wasn't starting for another 2 weeks. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1285 |
I knew that that federal highway project would divide the neighborhood! |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1286 |
Call me wife in the fast lane |
1.1908 |
0.03819 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
1287 |
Let's go to bed. I'm tired of being on the road all the time. |
1.1905 |
0.03780 |
147 |
123 |
20 |
4 |
1288 |
It's nice to relax a little before rush hour. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1289 |
Our access to the turnpike will really drive the resale value! |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1290 |
You've crossed the line one too many times; I'm thinking about calling the decorator and having it changed to solid. |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1291 |
Just stay in your lane and we'll get along just fine! |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1292 |
If it’s a message where are the dots ? |
1.1905 |
0.04607 |
126 |
109 |
10 |
7 |
1293 |
When I said, “Mark dashes to the stairs,” this wasn’t what I had in mind. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1294 |
It says here that you should vacuum high traffic areas every day. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1295 |
Peace at last |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1296 |
Do you come here often? |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
1297 |
Now this is a staycation! |
1.1901 |
0.04349 |
142 |
123 |
11 |
8 |
1298 |
It's to teach the kids to look both ways before crossing. |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
1299 |
Finally, we worked it out! |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
1300 |
YOU were in favor of extreme gerrymandering |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1301 |
Looks like an easy commute today! |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
1302 |
They only race on weekends. |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1303 |
I've given you more space. Can you give me that cushion? |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1304 |
Waze says there is a police car in the kitchen” |
1.1898 |
0.04460 |
137 |
119 |
10 |
8 |
1305 |
Just remember,next week it is my turn to have the side with the thermostat. |
1.1898 |
0.04338 |
137 |
118 |
12 |
7 |
1306 |
Keep our kids on your side. |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
1307 |
There's a crosswalk in the kitchen. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1308 |
So glad our relationship is a two-way street. |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
1309 |
We need to replace the traffic light in the kitchen |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1310 |
Traffic seems light today. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1311 |
I told you. When it comes to decorating, it's my way or the highway. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1312 |
Some experts say its more effective than a mask in preventing COVID infection. |
1.1888 |
0.03707 |
143 |
119 |
21 |
3 |
1313 |
The paper says the DOT will be here tomorrow morning. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1314 |
And to think they said a Briton and an American couldn’t make it work. |
1.1888 |
0.04205 |
143 |
123 |
13 |
7 |
1315 |
See,everything goes much better now that you stay in your lane! |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1316 |
I’m so honored that our home was included on the scenic route tour. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1317 |
Do we know anybody named Jerry Mander? |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1318 |
I'll wait for your signal. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1319 |
”You’re absolutely right. It does make me feel like I commute to work everyday. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1320 |
I"m tired of life in the fast lane. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1321 |
Would you like to play Bridge? |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1322 |
just make sure you stay in your lane. |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1323 |
Previous roommates didn’t stay in their lane. |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1324 |
Divorce is too expensive |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1325 |
Should we carpool to dinner? |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1326 |
Traffic's light today! |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1327 |
You wanted the Tex-Mex house! |
1.1880 |
0.04691 |
117 |
101 |
10 |
6 |
1328 |
Just flash your lamp before you want to change lanes. |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1329 |
This eminent domain thing is working out pretty well, I think. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1330 |
It's always so peaceful just before rush hour. |
1.1880 |
0.04420 |
133 |
115 |
11 |
7 |
1331 |
Well, the ad did say, “easy freeway access” |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1332 |
I like it. It hints of boundaries but IS a passing lane. |
1.1880 |
0.04289 |
133 |
114 |
13 |
6 |
1333 |
‘Wanna play chicken?’ . |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1334 |
Eminent domain, I guess. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1335 |
Keep to the right! |
1.1879 |
0.03610 |
149 |
124 |
22 |
3 |
1336 |
Passing is not OK tonight. |
1.1879 |
0.03169 |
165 |
135 |
29 |
1 |
1337 |
When you said you wanted to do lines this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1338 |
I really didn't know road runners actually go, 'Beep Beep,' until now." |
1.1875 |
0.04673 |
128 |
112 |
8 |
8 |
1339 |
OK it’s safe to cross. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1340 |
I love the lull after rush hour. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1341 |
When Lucy Ricardo did this it was a fun-filled slapstick episode that ended with a hug. |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
1342 |
Any chance of a visit to the neutral zone? |
1.1875 |
0.03683 |
144 |
120 |
21 |
3 |
1343 |
Divided we sit. |
1.1875 |
0.03802 |
128 |
106 |
20 |
2 |
1344 |
Follow this road through the dining room, past the hall, then when you see a kitchen, turn right and you'll find your reading glasses exactly where you left them. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1345 |
It does get noisy during rush hour but I think the tolls are worth it. |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
1346 |
In some countries, you would get the couch. |
1.1870 |
0.04668 |
123 |
107 |
9 |
7 |
1347 |
Foot traffic seems light today. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1348 |
I think we need a smaller house |
1.1870 |
0.03530 |
123 |
100 |
23 |
0 |
1349 |
I feel like this conversation is only going one way. |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1350 |
Of course, you can cross! It's a dotted not a solid line! |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1351 |
I think the STOP sign should go in front of the staircase. |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1352 |
I still think the line is off, in your favor. |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1353 |
Why’s their a fucking road in our house 🤣 |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1354 |
It's a broken line, so you can cross, but only if you *need* to. |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
1355 |
I love our designer’s Robert Moses vibe. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1356 |
Not much traffic on the information superhighway, today. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1357 |
I’m thinking this isn’t what they meant by “life in the fast lane”! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1358 |
Living with you, every day is 24 hours of Le Mans. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1359 |
Having it my way *and* the highway. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1360 |
Looks like the new interstate is coming through here. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1361 |
The original Home Depot |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1362 |
I told you he’d never build this section of the wall. |
1.1858 |
0.04795 |
113 |
98 |
9 |
6 |
1363 |
The dashed yellow line means you can pass, not pass judgment. |
1.1858 |
0.04795 |
113 |
98 |
9 |
6 |
1364 |
Who says long distance relationships can’t work? |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1365 |
Nice that we found our place on the information highway. |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
1366 |
Tonight let's pretend that you want to cross the road but you can't remember whether you're in the USA or England. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1367 |
Who said getting a divorce is difficult? |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1368 |
Mark had to dash off. |
1.1854 |
0.03440 |
151 |
125 |
24 |
2 |
1369 |
I believe I have the right of way to the powder room. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1370 |
Looks like we can get away without hiring a crossing guard. |
1.1852 |
0.04097 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
1371 |
I thought those Mason and Dixon guys were rather pleasant |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1372 |
Watch it buddy or we're going double yellow. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1373 |
I think it lacks a speed bump. |
1.1852 |
0.04097 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
1374 |
If I had it to do over I woul have Googled "eminent domain". |
1.1852 |
0.04097 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
1375 |
Should we install at "STOP" sign at the bottom of the staircase? |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1376 |
Fortunately, its just a bike path. |
1.1849 |
0.03768 |
119 |
98 |
20 |
1 |
1377 |
Gerrymandering is really getting out of hand |
1.1849 |
0.04617 |
119 |
103 |
10 |
6 |
1378 |
You know, if we were in England, we would need to swap our sitting spots. |
1.1846 |
0.04199 |
130 |
111 |
14 |
5 |
1379 |
That hair pin turn is the worst. |
1.1846 |
0.03905 |
130 |
109 |
18 |
3 |
1380 |
Your sister is such a planner in getting ready for driving in Britain. |
1.1846 |
0.03586 |
130 |
107 |
22 |
1 |
1381 |
Is that a mad dash? |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1382 |
The paper says that the highway opens tomorrow, so don't close the doors. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1383 |
Aren't you glad we used a mediator instead of divorce lawyers? |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1384 |
My family thinks you're from the wrong side of the tracks! |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1385 |
I just feel like we're going opposite directions in life |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1386 |
O.K. O.K., I'll stay in my lane, and you stay in yours. |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
1387 |
Stay still, there's a traffic cop in the kitchen. |
1.1840 |
0.04308 |
125 |
107 |
13 |
5 |
1388 |
These motherfuckers. |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1389 |
I've already told you why we can't have pets. |
1.1838 |
0.04201 |
136 |
117 |
13 |
6 |
1390 |
I see I-95 is ready to reopen. |
1.1837 |
0.03864 |
147 |
125 |
17 |
5 |
1391 |
So I guess it's not going to be my way? |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1392 |
I told you I had boundary issues. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1393 |
All roads DO lead home! |
1.1833 |
0.03739 |
120 |
99 |
20 |
1 |
1394 |
Happy Anniversary! |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1395 |
It wasn’t a bad idea. We saved money on a divorce lawyer. |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1396 |
I took the high road, Dear, that’s why I’m in the loveseat. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1397 |
Now we just need a really big pair of scissors. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1398 |
He has this unhealthy obsession with Family Circus! |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
1399 |
Walk? To the kitchen? We're not Europeans, Carol. |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
1400 |
Remember when we used to live life in the fast lane? |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1401 |
Doing an Andrew and Fergie. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1402 |
Oh, by the way – I updated last week. We now have lane-keeping assist. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1403 |
You always said “My way or the highway”! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1404 |
I feel like the kids are driving us apart. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1405 |
See how much happier we are when you stay in your own lane?” |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1406 |
That toll booth at the front door was a brilliant idea. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1407 |
This map confirms everything I’ve been feeling lately, Burt. We’re on a road to nowhere. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1408 |
They're putting in the bike lane next week. |
1.1818 |
0.03697 |
132 |
110 |
20 |
2 |
1409 |
Dinner’s just around the corner. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1410 |
You know, I think I like your idea of 'my way or the highway'. |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1411 |
Who could have guessed that the ancient sitcom trope of "two roommates who hate each other dividing the apartment with tape" would save our marriage? |
1.1818 |
0.03711 |
121 |
100 |
20 |
1 |
1412 |
Life really is better when you stay in your lane. |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
1413 |
I guess I should just be happy it's not double solid lines. |
1.1818 |
0.03958 |
154 |
133 |
14 |
7 |
1414 |
It says right here that I got the best part of the house. Oh, did I just say that out loud? |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1415 |
I also have a GPS app to follow you. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1416 |
They start laying track for the train next week. |
1.1818 |
0.03537 |
132 |
109 |
22 |
1 |
1417 |
Now that’s what I call dashing to the door! |
1.1818 |
0.03958 |
154 |
133 |
14 |
7 |
1418 |
Couldn't we bridge our differences? |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
1419 |
Which one of us is on the right? |
1.1812 |
0.03598 |
138 |
115 |
21 |
2 |
1420 |
This is what you call a trial separation. |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1421 |
Just staying in my lane, Dad. |
1.1811 |
0.03778 |
127 |
106 |
19 |
2 |
1422 |
Why don't you just jaywalk and sit next to me? |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1423 |
This should clarify our prenuptial. |
1.1810 |
0.04678 |
116 |
101 |
9 |
6 |
1424 |
There's something odd about the new rug. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1425 |
It really sealed the deal when they painted over the "If you lived here, you'd be home right now" billboard in the bedroom. |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1426 |
Best Formula 1 seats ever! |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
1427 |
I like everything about the house but the traffic. |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
1428 |
I just didn't know Robert Moses did interior design |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1429 |
Sometimes I wish we met at the airport instead of the bus stop. |
1.1806 |
0.03899 |
144 |
123 |
16 |
5 |
1430 |
The realtor said this was the road less traveled. I certainly hope so! |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1431 |
Oh yeh the dog has worms |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
1432 |
Why did the chicken cross the carpet? |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1433 |
Remember, if your EVER ask for sex, I'm breaking out the yellow paint. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1434 |
Are you Mason or Dixon?" |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
1435 |
How come your side has the bigger sofa? |
1.1803 |
0.04511 |
122 |
106 |
10 |
6 |
1436 |
Somehow I don't think this solves our cultural and political differences. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1437 |
If you didn't notice, I had them remove the no passing lane. |
1.1803 |
0.03495 |
122 |
100 |
22 |
0 |
1438 |
Two-way feng shui. Like it? |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1439 |
Hey dear, why did the husband cross the road? Hmm… definitely not to get me my wine, that’s for sure |
1.1803 |
0.04511 |
122 |
106 |
10 |
6 |
1440 |
Doesn’t it sometimes feel as is there’s a freeway running right through the living room? |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1441 |
Honey, I'm concerned our relationship has become a roadside attraction. |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1442 |
The "long and winding road " leads to our door |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1443 |
Interested in Free Parking over here tonight? |
1.1802 |
0.04823 |
111 |
97 |
8 |
6 |
1444 |
I'm sure that by now you realize the penalties for crossing the center line. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1445 |
I just feel like we’re on opposite sides of the road |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1446 |
Your light is bleeding into my area, dear. |
1.1800 |
0.03908 |
150 |
129 |
15 |
6 |
1447 |
How's life in the fast lane? |
1.1799 |
0.03717 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
1448 |
Sure the road's a bit noisy, but *you* try finding a place this big in New York |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1449 |
Just a passing fancy... |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1450 |
This town has the worst zoning laws. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1451 |
Does the 3:10 bus still stop in the kitchen? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1452 |
We should head to the kitchen before traffic picks up |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1453 |
I'm not sure this is what our therapist meant by establishing boundaries, but it is very clear. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
1454 |
You work your side of the street and I'll work mine. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1455 |
I'm rethinking that easement. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1456 |
Because your breath stinks, that's why. |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
1457 |
If you need the bathroom, go now. Rush hour starts at 4. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1458 |
He always was a middle-of-the-road person. |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
1459 |
Not exactly what I meant by keeping track of you but... ok |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1460 |
It's no trouble -- the Uber will pick us up right here. |
1.1789 |
0.04325 |
123 |
106 |
12 |
5 |
1461 |
Wish we'd have sprung for the double yellow |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1462 |
Just be grateful the Grand Prix happens only once a year. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
1463 |
I see here there was a big pile up at the Anderson's so that explains why so few cars today. |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1464 |
'Frog's ass.' Doesn't that cross the line? |
1.1786 |
0.04213 |
140 |
122 |
11 |
7 |
1465 |
The Seven-Year-Itch Parallel |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1466 |
A U-turn ?…don’t think so. |
1.1786 |
0.03635 |
112 |
92 |
20 |
0 |
1467 |
Stay in your lane. I'm reading. |
1.1786 |
0.03850 |
112 |
93 |
18 |
1 |
1468 |
We need a Left Curve Ahead sign . |
1.1783 |
0.03558 |
129 |
107 |
21 |
1 |
1469 |
It's so relaxing when you just stay in your lane. |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
1470 |
It says here that boundaries save a rocky marriage. |
1.1783 |
0.03883 |
129 |
109 |
17 |
3 |
1471 |
Have you heard about the overpass the Hendersons are putting in? |
1.1783 |
0.04326 |
129 |
112 |
11 |
6 |
1472 |
There she goes again |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1473 |
I feel like we've met so many new people since the bike path opened. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1474 |
The Road Less Traveled. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1475 |
I’ll take the high road |
1.1780 |
0.04604 |
118 |
103 |
9 |
6 |
1476 |
Beep beep. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1477 |
The government knows what they’re doing, you say. |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1478 |
The line in the bedroom is double yellow. |
1.1778 |
0.04188 |
135 |
117 |
12 |
6 |
1479 |
And I've converted the spare bedroom into a roadside attraction. |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1480 |
You have dashed all hope of reconciliation |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
1481 |
But we still have to work out who gets the TV remote. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1482 |
I really like how solution-oriented our couple's therapist is. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1483 |
I'll give you this, Marge—your passes are subtle. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1484 |
Personally, I would have opted for a solid line. |
1.1774 |
0.04728 |
124 |
110 |
6 |
8 |
1485 |
They really oversold "life in the fast lane." |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
1486 |
No, honey. The lyrics are ‘Our house, in the middle of our street.’ |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1487 |
And to think you wanted a divorce! |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
1488 |
As a great man once said, "all roads lead to the kitchen." |
1.1770 |
0.04572 |
113 |
98 |
10 |
5 |
1489 |
I want ti text something to you, but I can't find my phone! |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1490 |
I'll be upstairs. |
1.1770 |
0.03606 |
113 |
93 |
20 |
0 |
1491 |
And they said you couldn't divorce and still live in the same house. |
1.1769 |
0.04295 |
130 |
113 |
11 |
6 |
1492 |
This state's gerrymandering has gone too far. We need to both register as independents. |
1.1769 |
0.04295 |
130 |
113 |
11 |
6 |
1493 |
It's great to be retired and out of the fast lane. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1494 |
Is your father Gerrymandering again? |
1.1769 |
0.04431 |
130 |
114 |
9 |
7 |
1495 |
His Morse code is stuck again. |
1.1769 |
0.04431 |
130 |
114 |
9 |
7 |
1496 |
You think roadside assistance would bring me a lemonade? |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1497 |
Mom is taking her indoor training pretty seriously. |
1.1765 |
0.03707 |
119 |
99 |
19 |
1 |
1498 |
Thanks for staying in your lane. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1499 |
Whose line is it anyways? |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
1500 |
Still happy we took the offer? |
1.1765 |
0.04567 |
119 |
104 |
9 |
6 |
1501 |
Perforation, a mild alternative to separation. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1502 |
You have to tip your cap to whoever came up with this Gerrymander. |
1.1765 |
0.03889 |
136 |
116 |
16 |
4 |
1503 |
It’s nice to have a break in the traffic, isn’t it? |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1504 |
Face it, we're stuck in a rut. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1505 |
I feel much safer since they put the speed bump in front of the kitchen. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1506 |
The instructions said we can fold along the dotted line, but do not bend, spindle or mutilate. |
1.1765 |
0.04159 |
136 |
118 |
12 |
6 |
1507 |
If only I had a quarter for every car that came this way... |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1508 |
The dotted line means you can cross , but only with my permission. |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
1509 |
Shouldn't that be a no-pass zone? |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
1510 |
Life is a two-way street after all. |
1.1760 |
0.03604 |
125 |
104 |
20 |
1 |
1511 |
Infrastructure Week. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1512 |
Setting boundaries would save our marriage,they say. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1513 |
Feel like taking a ride? |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1514 |
I told you we should never have let Robert Moses into the house |
1.1759 |
0.03681 |
108 |
89 |
19 |
0 |
1515 |
I would have been happier if it had been a solid double yellow line! |
1.1756 |
0.04264 |
131 |
114 |
11 |
6 |
1516 |
This is not what I though you meant when we decided to divide things evenly. |
1.1756 |
0.03508 |
131 |
109 |
21 |
1 |
1517 |
You're right. Much cheaper than a divorce settlement. |
1.1756 |
0.03672 |
131 |
110 |
19 |
2 |
1518 |
Road art !!! |
1.1756 |
0.03829 |
131 |
111 |
17 |
3 |
1519 |
Why did *you* get the side with the bathroom? |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1520 |
It's to remind you to stay in your own lane. |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1521 |
Here's an article on relationships that says
it's perfectly ok to cross the line every now and then. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1522 |
Do you ever feel like our life’s roadmap is already set out for us? |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1523 |
. |
1.1750 |
0.04532 |
120 |
105 |
9 |
6 |
1524 |
I think they've taken the eminent domain concept a little too far. |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
1525 |
All roads really do lead to home. |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1526 |
This district rezoning got a little out of hand |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1527 |
wait until you see the bedroom. |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1528 |
Honey, the ants got into the lasagna noodles again... |
1.1748 |
0.03621 |
143 |
121 |
19 |
3 |
1529 |
I warned you Frank, I said - it’s my way or the highway |
1.1748 |
0.03884 |
143 |
123 |
15 |
5 |
1530 |
The lines that divide us |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1531 |
It is my way or the highway. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1532 |
Cheaper than a divorce. |
1.1743 |
0.03651 |
109 |
90 |
19 |
0 |
1533 |
I think we might have gone too open concept. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1534 |
Don’t worry dear, it’s just a passing fancy |
1.1742 |
0.03951 |
132 |
113 |
15 |
4 |
1535 |
Another day of life in the fast lane! |
1.1742 |
0.04095 |
132 |
114 |
13 |
5 |
1536 |
When you get to the kitchen,take a left at the fork |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1537 |
Couch to 5k training begins, now. |
1.1742 |
0.03484 |
132 |
110 |
21 |
1 |
1538 |
Eminent Domain isn't so bad, is it? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1539 |
How could a judge partition the marital property more equitably than this? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1540 |
I think it's time for you to hit the road. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1541 |
Let's meet at the crosswalk in five minutes. |
1.1739 |
0.03759 |
115 |
96 |
18 |
1 |
1542 |
Our first staycation road trip! |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1543 |
They're redistricting, you're on the other side now. |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1544 |
Would you get me a vodka-tonic? Rush hour starts in 15 minutes. |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1545 |
Do you ever feel like life's just passing us by? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1546 |
I’m imagining my future self going somewhere” |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1547 |
I think we should install offramps for the kids. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
1548 |
Who'd have thought that annexation looks like this? |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1549 |
is the grass greener on your side? |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1550 |
How is it on that side of the literature divide? |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1551 |
I see the ‘Family Circus’ kid has been through here again. |
1.1736 |
0.04496 |
121 |
106 |
9 |
6 |
1552 |
Here they come. |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1553 |
I hope we don't get killed. |
1.1732 |
0.03724 |
127 |
107 |
18 |
2 |
1554 |
This isn't what I imagined when the realtor said that the house was on a highway. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1555 |
Don't forget if you want to use the bathroom you're going to need your passport. |
1.1731 |
0.04820 |
104 |
91 |
8 |
5 |
1556 |
You can cross the line if Mother Nature calls. |
1.1729 |
0.04204 |
133 |
116 |
11 |
6 |
1557 |
Our therapist said it worked for Lucy and Ricky |
1.1729 |
0.04337 |
133 |
117 |
9 |
7 |
1558 |
Our life is a highway |
1.1729 |
0.03923 |
133 |
114 |
15 |
4 |
1559 |
After dinner we can change lanes if you like. |
1.1729 |
0.04066 |
133 |
115 |
13 |
5 |
1560 |
They forgot to add a pedestrian crosswalk. |
1.1729 |
0.04066 |
133 |
115 |
13 |
5 |
1561 |
Unable to afford a family lawyer, Sue and Bill mediated a
separation agreement themselves |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
1562 |
I'm glad we finally established boundaries. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1563 |
Fastest moving snail I've ever seen. |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1564 |
You’ve got the kids, they have always been on your side anyway.” |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1565 |
“Not too subtle, and I still have a headache.” |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1566 |
Should we walk on the English side of the road this week or the American side? |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1567 |
At least we don't live in a cul-de-sac. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1568 |
You don't often see rest stops on both sides! |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1569 |
Our rectangular dog stepped in mud again!! |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1570 |
Honey, I think we need a "no passing" sign before the curve |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1571 |
Honey, I think your F1 fandom might be getting a bit out of hand |
1.1724 |
0.04461 |
116 |
101 |
10 |
5 |
1572 |
It's so quiet now that they put the new freeway through the Robinsons' house. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1573 |
So far that highway easement hasn't effected our lives much. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1574 |
Klaus, are you making a pass? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1575 |
Now I can work as a toll collector from the comfort of my home. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1576 |
Now that they've set me up at home, it doesn't seem feasible to go back to working in a toll booth. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1577 |
At least the schools are good. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1578 |
It says here that relationships are all about boundaries. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1579 |
I'd come over but that's jaywalking |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1580 |
Did you just hear beep-beep or mheep-mheep? |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1581 |
Do you think a 3 mph speed limit is reasonable? |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
1582 |
Life on the road does have it's moments |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1583 |
You really need to talk to Billy about tracking through the house. |
1.1716 |
0.04174 |
134 |
117 |
11 |
6 |
1584 |
Send me an email dear! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1585 |
You're lucky it's not a double-solid line. |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
1586 |
How many times have I had to tell you to stay in your lane, Harold? |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1587 |
If you follow me upstairs would that be a moving violation or tailgating? |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1588 |
They said the road would be built without taking our house. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1589 |
I'm O.K. with the yellow stripe, but PLEASE let's not add dead armadillos. |
1.1709 |
0.05048 |
117 |
106 |
2 |
9 |
1590 |
The therapist's suggestion is working. |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
1591 |
To my place or yours? |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
1592 |
This will make housekeeping more equitable. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
1593 |
Cheaper than a divorce, but just as satisfying. |
1.1709 |
0.03495 |
117 |
97 |
20 |
0 |
1594 |
Don't worry. It leads to a Dead End. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1595 |
I told the kids if they want to run in the house this summer they had to stay in their own lanes. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
1596 |
Now the kids can run around without danger of hurting anyone. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1597 |
I’d say this trial trial separation is working out great so far! |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
1598 |
This has worked so well! At our next planning meeting we should talk about making it a solid line...at least up until the kitchen. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
1599 |
My way or the…. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
1600 |
Ellen calls our lifestyle Retro Berlin." |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
1601 |
Just another day in the Family Circus Cinematic Universe |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
1602 |
Of course you can cross, just make sure I'm not coming at you first. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
1603 |
Was it coming or going? |
1.1705 |
0.04280 |
129 |
113 |
10 |
6 |
1604 |
'Even if it is only temporary, what right does the town have to detour Main Street traffic in this way?' |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
1605 |
It just donned on me why this carpet was on sale!! |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
1606 |
This", is your alternative to divorce |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
1607 |
Nothing about this domain is eminent. |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
1608 |
Fastest way to the library? Take the second left past the living room! |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
1609 |
Be careful, there’s a pot hole on the kitchen off-ramp. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1610 |
I’m tired and you haven’t given me any signals tonight |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1611 |
There will be a toll to use the stairs. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
1612 |
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a house on a main road. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1613 |
Crossing the line briefly is allowed. |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
1614 |
I think the use of eminent domain for new roadways is really out of control |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1615 |
Ronald, I think we may have just been “imminently-domained” |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1616 |
It's a trial separation. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1617 |
I like the new passing lane, but there's nothing to pass. |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
1618 |
I told you not to rile up the highway commission. |
1.1695 |
0.04390 |
118 |
103 |
10 |
5 |
1619 |
Time to reprogram the Rumba Harold |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1620 |
This means I can pass gas right? |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1621 |
Our relationship is much improved since you've been staying in your own lane. |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1622 |
when they said we’d get the house 50-50 in the divorce, i didn’t realise they’d mean it literally |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1623 |
Doesn’t it feel good to get off the fast track. |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
1624 |
Am about to commute to the kitchen ,want anything ? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1625 |
I really enjoy being married to you now |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
1626 |
Ask your dad. It's somthing about his colonoscopy tomorrow. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
1627 |
A road diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one through the living room,
And that has made all the difference.
Now get your shoes off the damned furniture! |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
1628 |
Dinner's at 6, Billy! |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
1629 |
I think we need a passing lane. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1630 |
How about a stroll down memory lane? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
1631 |
You’re the one who always crosses the line. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1632 |
Where did our daughter dash off to now? |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
1633 |
The remote’s on your side of the room.” “Yes, but the tv’s on yours |
1.1691 |
0.03843 |
136 |
117 |
15 |
4 |
1634 |
You know, this might actually work. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
1635 |
I can't work remotely, so I invested in a short commute. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
1636 |
Ed, have you noticed the traffic has lightened up since we separated |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1637 |
How about a deer crossing? |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1638 |
I love road trips ! |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1639 |
We should leave now. Traffic is backed up to the foyer. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
1640 |
Why did the chicken cross the road ?... |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1641 |
Not much traffic today. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
1642 |
How to Avoid the Parent Trap (living room edition) |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1643 |
Of course I'm speed reading. I'm in the fast lane. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1644 |
Well, at least it's dotted. |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
1645 |
Coming through |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
1646 |
Be careful near the stairs. We don’t call it Dead Man’s Curve for nothing. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1647 |
I really don’t think this part of the I-95 bypass was totally necessary |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1648 |
With you there are no right turns. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1649 |
Don't you love this? Everyone stays in their own lane, and because it's not a double line, we can still make passes at each other. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1650 |
I’ll admit, since we started working from home the commute has been *much* more bearable. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1651 |
Sure it's a passing lane, but it's a 'no right on read' |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1652 |
Let's set the speed trap at the base of the stairs. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1653 |
It's just 'til I get my new glasses. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1654 |
I’m so happy we were able to hash things out. |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
1655 |
Traffic is light today on the Information Highway |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1656 |
It is reflective of our armchair traveler lifestyle. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1657 |
You're reading too much into tbis, Tom. If I was really mad, it would have been a double-yellow. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1658 |
Did it already come in or has it just gone out? |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1659 |
It's my way or the highway mister! |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1660 |
There’s no right way to do the wrong thing. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1661 |
So now I’m Austrian and you’re Hungarian? Man screw this Versailles treaty |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1662 |
I told you before… “It’s my way or the highway.” |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
1663 |
Shall we turn in for the evening? |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
1664 |
Ready to take a lap? |
1.1679 |
0.03368 |
137 |
115 |
21 |
1 |
1665 |
This is a high-traffic area of the house. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
1666 |
Be aware of your intentions, signal, then proceed over the line. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
1667 |
I wanted a road to enlightenment, but settled for a road to the refrigerator. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
1668 |
You're the one who insisted we live next door to the 'Family Circus'. Go get the eraser. |
1.1667 |
0.04478 |
114 |
100 |
9 |
5 |
1669 |
We’re fine until rush hour. |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
1670 |
Parking that abandoned car out front was a great idea to stop all the GPS rerouting. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
1671 |
Boy, those ants are getting strong. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
1672 |
I know you'll disagree with me, as usual, but I can't help feeling that political gerrymandering is getting completely out of control. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
1673 |
So, why did the chicken cross the road? |
1.1667 |
0.03902 |
132 |
114 |
14 |
4 |
1674 |
Do you think the inspection report will scare the buyers off? |
1.1667 |
0.03594 |
132 |
112 |
18 |
2 |
1675 |
It's time to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1676 |
I don’t at all miss life in the fast lane! |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1677 |
Taking “living inside the beltway” to a new level. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1678 |
I think we need more space. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
1679 |
Say what you will, you can't beat the commute. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1680 |
On second thought, I want a divorce. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1681 |
This is better than a divorce because I call still nag you from here. |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
1682 |
And,don't you dare cross it. |
1.1667 |
0.03416 |
120 |
100 |
20 |
0 |
1683 |
Looks like divorce for dummies- snip and separate on dotted line. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1684 |
This way, what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is yours. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
1685 |
What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine, too. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
1686 |
A monkey. Wearing a funny hat. Playing a tambourine. Riding a unicycle. Any other questions? |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1687 |
Did you let Jeffy in again? |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1688 |
Traffic is a little slow tonight, don't you think? |
1.1667 |
0.03333 |
126 |
105 |
21 |
0 |
1689 |
You can see the line: this is my side of the New Yorker cartoon, and that is your side. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
1690 |
Why did the spouse cross the road? To avoid another fight |
1.1667 |
0.04060 |
138 |
121 |
11 |
6 |
1691 |
I’m now worried that they might just crash at our place. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
1692 |
Be thankful we haven't yet put a toll on the way to the kitchen. |
1.1654 |
0.04159 |
133 |
117 |
10 |
6 |
1693 |
Make sure to look both ways before crossing. |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
1694 |
I’m thinking of repaving. |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
1695 |
What day this month is street cleaning? |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
1696 |
The STOP signs I ordered are on the way. |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
1697 |
He’s very driven.” |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
1698 |
I think it's best to stay in your lane |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
1699 |
This is what you called "Place Boundaries" huh? |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
1700 |
Why’d the kitchen cross the road? |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
1701 |
Don’t pass me on the right. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1702 |
Should we follow the money? |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
1703 |
This isn’t what I pictured when I asked for a house on a main road. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1704 |
It's to help me visualize when you are telling your unending blather of"Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1705 |
I need a crosswalk to the kitchen. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1706 |
I love being on the open road |
1.1652 |
0.03691 |
115 |
97 |
17 |
1 |
1707 |
watching the road less traveled |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
1708 |
Honey, wait until it’s safe to pass. There’s no rush. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1709 |
Hard pass. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1710 |
You always just sit in the fast lane |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
1711 |
A stop sign would really help to liven up the place.” |
1.1651 |
0.04611 |
109 |
96 |
8 |
5 |
1712 |
Let's go to England. I'd like to see what it's like on your side. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1713 |
Don't look at me, this was all the cartoonist's idea. |
1.1651 |
0.04611 |
109 |
96 |
8 |
5 |
1714 |
Now you've really crossed the line, Mister! |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1715 |
I just really wish they would lower the speed limit. I’ve nearly been run over like five times. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1716 |
When she replaced the double line with a dotted line, he knew she was closer to forgiving him for his poorly timed flatulence which had halted her ascent to orgasm. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
1717 |
Ahh,life in the breakdown lane! |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1718 |
What if I have to go to the bathroom? |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1719 |
As you know,it’s my way or the highway. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
1720 |
This should help you to stay in your lane. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1721 |
This isn't working...I can still see your face. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1722 |
You have to stop living life in the fast lane, Jane. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1723 |
Don’t forget to signal when you’re ready for dinner. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1724 |
When President Biden says he's going to reopen I-95, he means all the access points. |
1.1642 |
0.03544 |
134 |
114 |
18 |
2 |
1725 |
i have to take a shit |
1.1641 |
0.03807 |
128 |
110 |
15 |
3 |
1726 |
Hey, Neighbour!!! |
1.1641 |
0.04117 |
128 |
112 |
11 |
5 |
1727 |
Her clues are getting easier to decipher. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
1728 |
It appears the new interstate will be coming near our house. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
1729 |
Mind the gap. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
1730 |
It will make things easier in the divorce. We'll just tear at the dotted line. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
1731 |
I'm calling the contractor. Who passes around a curve?! |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1732 |
It is what you think it is: stay in your lane. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1733 |
I wonder if we should add a bike lane? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
1734 |
It does feel safer this way. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1735 |
There's a lot less traffic since they built the highway. |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
1736 |
Was that A Streetcar Named Desire? |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1737 |
We are either geniuses or we have the worst divorce attorneys. |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1738 |
Living in a house divided! |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1739 |
Do you think we need to tell Jimmy that 34 is a good age to let go of the Hot Wheels thing? |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
1740 |
Honey, you shouln't have opened the door to the road workers. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1741 |
According to my mindfulness app I've gotta treat my thoughts like they're cars passing by |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1742 |
Last time we use your brother for our real estate agent. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
1743 |
I warned you not to choose Acme for the remodel. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
1744 |
Our Boys have their own gocarts, now. |
1.1636 |
0.04571 |
110 |
97 |
8 |
5 |
1745 |
I guess a house divided can stand alone. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1746 |
I thought you said this was a high traffic carpet |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
1747 |
Let me know when the chicken crosses. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1748 |
You were the one insisting I stay in my own lane. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1749 |
I think the road less travelled translates into stay in your lane. |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
1750 |
My therapist says I need to learn to set boundaries. |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
1751 |
I say Kevin, our divorce lawyers certainly made the property division look easy. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1752 |
We’ll be moving the line a bit closer to you. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1753 |
Traffic sure has slowed down since all the kids moved out. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
1754 |
I love this redesign, but next time, I'd like something a little less racy. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1755 |
When I said we needed a trial separation, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
1756 |
The divorce settlement stipulated double |
1.1626 |
0.03535 |
123 |
104 |
18 |
1 |
1757 |
And then she told me to stay in my lane. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
1758 |
I think the divided highway was the best way to finalize the divorce. |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
1759 |
''Yes, it goes through the bedroom.'' |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
1760 |
This'll work til we put in a bike lane |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
1761 |
Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
1762 |
It helps with Uber Eats. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1763 |
0.2 seconds. He beat his old record. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1764 |
The road to a successful marriage is not crossing the line. |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
1765 |
Sally just told me that she and Bob are getting a double yellow |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
1766 |
The subway is just too dangerous nowadays. |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
1767 |
This says the new infrastructure bill could help us. |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
1768 |
The New Yorker's Comma Queen says we should have used the em dash. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1769 |
Well, at least we'll never miss garbage day. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1770 |
Are you chicken to cross the road? |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1771 |
We should've done this years ago! |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1772 |
How's the perforation for you? |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1773 |
Well, it is a two-way street... |
1.1622 |
0.03188 |
148 |
125 |
22 |
1 |
1774 |
Til death or the DOT do us part. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1775 |
Electric cars are a good thing. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1776 |
And it’s no passing in the bedroom. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
1777 |
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1778 |
If you jaywalk one more time… |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
1779 |
Guess why Martha crossed the street.” |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
1780 |
This wasn’t what I envisioned when I said ‘my way or the highway…’ |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1781 |
Except for the YIELD sign in the bedroom, I'm fine with it. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
1782 |
They're putting an EZ Pass Lane to the bedroom. |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
1783 |
Il voulait être sûr que je le verrais dans le Tour de France. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
1784 |
I told you the highway expansion would be painless. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1785 |
Manny, are you sure you don't want to sell to the DOT? |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
1786 |
What’re you, chicken? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1787 |
Well, I wouldn’t say my son’s an artist…but at least I know he’s got a fall back career |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
1788 |
We don't need a crosswalk. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
1789 |
How come you never make a pass at me anymore? |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
1790 |
I'm looking forward to watching your attempts to get to your side of the second floor. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
1791 |
I can still hear you breathing. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
1792 |
Living in this house that straddles the borderline between two states makes me wonder whether or not that book you're reading is banned. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1793 |
Gladys, did you really have to make it a toll road? |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1794 |
For the last time, it’s my way or the highway.’ |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
1795 |
There's improvement yet for our marriage. Last month we had a solid line. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
1796 |
Sometimes, I think our fears of middle-of-the-road politics are disrupting the way we live. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1797 |
Somebody needs to get their emissions tested. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1798 |
It says here that political polarization is tearing a lot of couples apart. I'm glad that's not us! |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
1799 |
Life is never a one-way street. |
1.1607 |
0.03486 |
112 |
94 |
18 |
0 |
1800 |
There’s a motorcycle coming—you’ll have to speak louder! |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1801 |
Just keep playing 'On The Road Again' and this staycation might actually work. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1802 |
This is a terrific rest stop, but perhaps we should be hitting the road. |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
1803 |
Have you thought about asking for directions? |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
1804 |
I get the bathroom. You get the backyard. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1805 |
You just tear along the perforation and presto — two apartments! |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1806 |
Supply chain problems solved! |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
1807 |
Joint Ownership |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1808 |
They came from IKEA with the furniture assembly instructions.” |
1.1604 |
0.04670 |
106 |
94 |
7 |
5 |
1809 |
When the cat gets home from work, we are switching to the carpool lane. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1810 |
I'm glad we took the road less traveled. Just up and took it. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1811 |
I think it would be nice to add a bike lane next. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1812 |
It’s a digital Mason Dixon Line, I found it in the App Store |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
1813 |
You haven’t heard? The “Tour de Living Room” starts today!! |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1814 |
Huh, there's a pretty good Family Circus today. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1815 |
It makes me feel less sad we moved out of the city |
1.1604 |
0.03581 |
106 |
89 |
17 |
0 |
1816 |
I told you, once you picked your side, there’s no switching. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1817 |
Stay in your lane Sunday |
1.1600 |
0.03483 |
125 |
106 |
18 |
1 |
1818 |
This Grand Prix race is sure to up our Vrbo value. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
1819 |
If the glare is bothering you, I can turn off the high beams. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
1820 |
Me Casa su casa? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
1821 |
I’m tired, I think I’ll hit the road babe, good night. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
1822 |
boundary |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
1823 |
Now I know why we got a great deal. Did the realtor tell you, beforehand that the house is in the middle of the new exit 53 of the LIE? |
1.1594 |
0.03743 |
138 |
120 |
14 |
4 |
1824 |
Sorry, honey. They said they needed one more vote. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
1825 |
Eminent domain is really getting out of hand. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
1826 |
You keep in your lane, I'll keep in mine and we'll both be happier. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
1827 |
Post Covid travel |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
1828 |
I know you think you can avoid extradition this way but I am tired of having my passport stamped every time we have dinner together. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
1829 |
I’m glad we both found a place to park! |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
1830 |
I’m sorry but your jokes about skid marks are terrible. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
1831 |
It's comfy to wait like this for the bus. |
1.1589 |
0.04629 |
107 |
95 |
7 |
5 |
1832 |
We should shut off the CO2 meters. |
1.1589 |
0.04815 |
107 |
96 |
5 |
6 |
1833 |
I call it fiction, non-fiction. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1834 |
Sure, we can visit, but for the most part; you will stay in your lane and I will stay in mine. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1835 |
I said Bugs, you shoulda taken that left at Albaquerque. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1836 |
When we agreed to an open floor plan, I never agreed to have the New York City Marathon include us in the route. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1837 |
I took the road less traveled by. |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
1838 |
I still say they should have put in a crosswalk for us. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1839 |
No jaykissing, honey |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
1840 |
Loading... |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1841 |
The crosswalk is in the kitchen |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1842 |
You’re going nowhere tonight! |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1843 |
I'm tired of that State Trooper hiding for speeders on his motor cycle behind the refrigerator. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1844 |
It's the passing lane on the blind curve that keeps it exciting! |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
1845 |
It’s so exciting to think what’s around the bend. |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1846 |
Walking score: 100 |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1847 |
Told you no need to move. Took DOT three years to paint the line. Will be ten years before they lay a road. |
1.1583 |
0.03550 |
120 |
102 |
17 |
1 |
1848 |
This gives a new meaning to eminent domain |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
1849 |
Are you one toke over the line too? |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
1850 |
I wonder when the City will fix that kitchen pothole |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
1851 |
A Yield sign on your side of the road might get you thinking straight. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1852 |
Why does it always have to turn into a one-way conversation? |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1853 |
If our marriage deteriorates, we change it to no-passing. |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
1854 |
See? No more turnoffs. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
1855 |
I know we debated using a literal representation of Frost’s “road less traveled” as a decorative motif, |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1856 |
I am thinking about making an Pommes Aligot this Tuesday”
“Stay in your lane |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
1857 |
Is this what's called the Path Less Taken? |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
1858 |
Pass with care |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
1859 |
Ever since you moved south of the highway you’ve become such a snob. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1860 |
I said, “Let’s get a divorce.” This was our settlement. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1861 |
Who says we can't be happy separated? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1862 |
Great. Now we need a crosswalk to the kitchen. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1863 |
I'm so glad we paved over our issues. |
1.1574 |
0.04951 |
108 |
98 |
3 |
7 |
1864 |
This will just make it easier to divide our assets if we ever divorce.
Joy Fauvre, Santa Fe, NM |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1865 |
Living together is great when everything is evenly divided. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1866 |
Your father and I decided to rekindle our interest in Hot Wheels. |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
1867 |
It's called eminent domain. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1868 |
Don't forget to renew your passport. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1869 |
You wanted to live in Los Angeles. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
1870 |
Oh, I forgot to tell you we got a letter from the highway department a while back. Something about eminent domain. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1871 |
It's a passing zone--so make a pass! |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1872 |
You’ve crossed a line there Doris. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1873 |
Now when the world passes us by, we can see what we're missing |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1874 |
We never go for bike rides anymore. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
1875 |
Don’t you think this has to be a two-way street? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
1876 |
Everyone's grass is green enough |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
1877 |
Keep right except to pass |
1.1570 |
0.03321 |
121 |
102 |
19 |
0 |
1878 |
I told you we shouldn't have built this house right on the highway ! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
1879 |
I don't care if you're from the UK, keep to the right when you walk through here. |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
1880 |
It identifies as a double line. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1881 |
Apologise, or I sell my half to a pig farmer! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
1882 |
I still can't believe, the Highway we adopted , followed us home! |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
1883 |
I think the township is taking the property easement a little too far. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1884 |
I said...I think it's your turn to justify our soul-crushing egomania to the children tonight. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1885 |
Sure you can, but with caution. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1886 |
Do not pass. |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
1887 |
This new turnpike rest stop provides all the comforts of home. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
1888 |
DOT inspector said we have to add a bike lane. |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
1889 |
I really like how we stay in our own lanes. |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
1890 |
Have you seen my chicken? |
1.1562 |
0.03751 |
128 |
111 |
14 |
3 |
1891 |
I confess I'm still on the fence about this open architecture. |
1.1562 |
0.04759 |
96 |
85 |
7 |
4 |
1892 |
Healthy Borderline. |
1.1562 |
0.03408 |
128 |
109 |
18 |
1 |
1893 |
What if I changed my party regisration to Independent? |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1894 |
A clearly defined traffic flow really does make the house feel bigger. |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
1895 |
-How are you still missing the 7:30 bus? It's beyond me. |
1.1560 |
0.03491 |
109 |
92 |
17 |
0 |
1896 |
You'll need to signal if and before you cross over. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1897 |
Hey, have you ever wondered where those tracks go? |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1898 |
What's that Johnny Cash song? |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1899 |
My counselor advised me to “stay in your own lane”. This should help. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1900 |
Well I did say “It’s my way or the highway.” |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
1901 |
The bathroom is the next exit down |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1902 |
Now I can’t be blamed for moving the cheese. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1903 |
Because there aren't any apps that deliver food right to your living room, that's why. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1904 |
You took the better side! |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1905 |
What time does the crossing guard get here? |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
1906 |
Highway through Hell |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
1907 |
I think Dr. Cobo will be quite proud of us for clearly defining our boundaries. |
1.1557 |
0.04200 |
122 |
108 |
9 |
5 |
1908 |
keep to the left |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
1909 |
Well, the foot traffic has decreased. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1910 |
I missed my daily commute. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1911 |
“This shortcut is taking a toll on us.” |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1912 |
Just as the UN promised, it's a "two estate solution" |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
1913 |
The Highway department wants to call it Arch Avenue. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1914 |
Well, it will provide easy access for our vacation. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1915 |
Our bedroom is not so much a cul-de-sac as it is a dead end" |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1916 |
Berkeley, originally, how about you? |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1917 |
It's not fair that you got my favorite reading lamp in the divorce settlement. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1918 |
It worked for the Brady kids |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
1919 |
It' the kid from the Family Circus again. |
1.1552 |
0.04347 |
116 |
103 |
8 |
5 |
1920 |
Congestion pricing certainly reduced the traffic. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1921 |
You may have the upstairs, but I’ve got the front door. |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
1922 |
The remodel has really taken a toll on me. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1923 |
Just cruisin'. How 'bout you? |
1.1552 |
0.03376 |
116 |
98 |
18 |
0 |
1924 |
Yo've got to walk the walk! |
1.1552 |
0.04347 |
116 |
103 |
8 |
5 |
1925 |
I think quarantine has really helped our relationship. |
1.1550 |
0.03883 |
129 |
113 |
12 |
4 |
1926 |
We having squirrel again? |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
1927 |
Divided we stand, united we fall. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
1928 |
This'll teach us to read the fine print on the deed. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
1929 |
Can you check if we are on StreetView yet? |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1930 |
There's no law against you making a pass at me. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1931 |
And to think, I used to read between the lines! |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1932 |
You know, outside of rush hour the roads aren’t that bad. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
1933 |
Wanna split a pizza? |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
1934 |
I knew you’d enjoy living in the fast lane. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1935 |
Let’s pretend we’re in England. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1936 |
When are they going to put in the crosswalk? |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
1937 |
The kids should be ready for bed soon, they are on their 75th lap |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1938 |
They say we need to increase our bikeability score. |
1.1545 |
0.03657 |
123 |
106 |
15 |
2 |
1939 |
Our house, in the middle of our street?! Madness. |
1.1545 |
0.04005 |
123 |
108 |
11 |
4 |
1940 |
Well they did promise the I-95 thing would only be temporary. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
1941 |
Keep going left. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
1942 |
At least he's out of the basement. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1943 |
You can cross the road, but all it gets you is the other side. |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1944 |
Are you trying to tell me something? |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
1945 |
No...why did you cross the road? |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1946 |
It said, “On London Road”.
Remember, Look Right |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1947 |
It makes me feel like I’m still a soccer Mom! |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1948 |
You might have gotten the ottoman, but I have a reverse commute. |
1.1538 |
0.04923 |
91 |
81 |
6 |
4 |
1949 |
I've asked you 100 times to speak to your son about wiping his feet before coming into the house. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1950 |
Signal before changing lanes. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1951 |
Should we hitchhike to the bedroom? |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1952 |
Nascar is coming Through our neighborhood.
Yay |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
1953 |
This housing shortage is getting out of control |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
1954 |
It's nice now that the traffic's let up. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
1955 |
I certainly hope there won't be any border violations tonight, after I go upstairs, say about ten. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
1956 |
I thought that having the kids learn how to drive indoors was worth a try. |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
1957 |
The only thing I don’t like are all the semis. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
1958 |
It’s not a solid divide. So, come on over whenever you want. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
1959 |
Don't sell up you said...what can they do you said. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1960 |
I think your Mother is losing it. She drove through about an hour ago and tried to order a burger and fries. I gave her an egg salad sandwich and she sped off. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1961 |
Some take the high road, and some take the low road. But few take the weird road. |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
1962 |
I’ll say this for Billy: That kid really gets around! |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1963 |
Is that a new pullover? |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1964 |
Get your own subscription. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1965 |
It says that 95 will reopen next week. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1966 |
Looks like they're running out of options for another loop around the valley. |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
1967 |
If that gerrymandering bill goes through, we’ll have to get a new carpet. |
1.1525 |
0.04104 |
118 |
104 |
10 |
4 |
1968 |
Maybe next year we can put in a crosswalk. |
1.1525 |
0.03535 |
118 |
101 |
16 |
1 |
1969 |
Quite right dear, safety first. |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
1970 |
And then I said, "eminent domain, who?" |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1971 |
Did you finish the crossroad puzzle? |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1972 |
Maybe you’ll pick me up sometime when you’re going by. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1973 |
Just be sure to look both ways before crossing. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1974 |
She insisted she could see herself out! |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1975 |
How did we end up with the Grand Prix going through the house? |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1976 |
The anaconda has the hiccups again. |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
1977 |
Shall we cross the divide and make whoopee tonight? |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1978 |
I assume we are going Dutch tonight. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1979 |
That must be one of those self-driving sofas. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1980 |
Let's watch "Cars" tonight, shall we? |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
1981 |
Billy from next door must have been given another chore. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1982 |
Sure, it’s just a line, but as far as I’ m concerned, Charley, you’re in another state. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1983 |
When is the roadshow starting? |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
1984 |
No left turn until 8:00PM. |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
1985 |
I think that kid Billy from the cartoon family next door just took a shortcut through here. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1986 |
Yes, you can pass me my drink. That's clearly allowed in this zone. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1987 |
All conservative objects, ideas and thoughts should stay on your side and I'll keep my progress good life on my side. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1988 |
Not what I had in mind for living in the fast lane. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1989 |
He calls us his pit crew now. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1990 |
It’s not a solid line. You can cross it, but at your peril. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1991 |
I heard it go by, but I didn't look up, did you? |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
1992 |
You’ll need your covid shots to visit |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1993 |
You wonder why we got this house for way below market? |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1994 |
Passes allowed, sweetie. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1995 |
The Formula 1 expansion has taken a new turn |
1.1518 |
0.03406 |
112 |
95 |
17 |
0 |
1996 |
Are you still mad I had the crosswalk removed? |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1997 |
Grandma and Grandpa both use walkers now, so we had to establish some rules and regulations. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1998 |
I guess they're doing road construction sooner than we thought |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1999 |
Just a reminder to stay in your lane at all times. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2000 |
Aren’t you the one who said, “stay in your lane?” |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2001 |
We need to talk to the parents of those Family Circus kids about boundaries |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2002 |
Eminent Domain, my ass. Nobody's taking our house to build a road. |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2003 |
What happened to leaving crumbs? |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2004 |
Clearly, the infrastructure bill was more comprehensive than we had imagined. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2005 |
No See!
I didn’t see anything either. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2006 |
Sure, you can cross, but not all relationship minefields are metaphorical. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2007 |
But what about parking? |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2008 |
Is this all that divides us? |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2009 |
Finally some middle of the road coverage we can count on. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2010 |
Don't forget to let the Jaguar back in for the night. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2011 |
Just relax. Donnelly went to get yellow paint. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2012 |
They call it Conscious uncoupling, Frank. You’ll get used to it. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2013 |
See, I told you I could live life in the fast lane from the comfort of my own couch. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2014 |
I’ll send you the article about planting tulips in the median. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2015 |
Once the bicycle lane is installed we're done. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2016 |
I see your mother is coming for a visit again |
1.1504 |
0.04211 |
113 |
100 |
9 |
4 |
2017 |
Should we go to dinner before rush hour traffic? |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2018 |
Remember, coming down the stairs is in the right lane, and going up is in the left lane. |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2019 |
You’re in a Tuesday/Friday seat - don’t forget to move over here before 8 o’clock. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2020 |
There is a "CAUTION: Merge" sign ahead. |
1.1504 |
0.04395 |
113 |
101 |
7 |
5 |
2021 |
I'm coming across...to prove to our pet possum it can be done. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2022 |
" I've cut off your food and water supply route "
" Fine, but I still control the bathrooms " |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2023 |
'Adult siblings living their best lives' |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2024 |
Well, it’s not what I meant by ‘stay in your lane’, but this works. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2025 |
Free parking both sides, every day of the week! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2026 |
the two-way street thing was a metaphor. |
1.1500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
90 |
5 |
5 |
2027 |
Perhaps we shouldn't have held out . . . on the other hand, traffic isn't bad this time of night. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2028 |
You need to stay in your lane. |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2029 |
It's cheaper than a wall! |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2030 |
All these articles make me scared the stock market will crash agai-"
"Honey I ran over our kids with my car |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2031 |
O.K. We can get married. |
1.1500 |
0.03589 |
100 |
85 |
15 |
0 |
2032 |
The foot traffic in this place is brutal. |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
2033 |
I love our quiet time after rush hour. |
1.1500 |
0.04039 |
120 |
106 |
10 |
4 |
2034 |
Life’s a divided highway |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2035 |
We're fine as long as you stay in your lane. |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2036 |
No dear,it's a perforated line. Makes it easier to divide up the estate in case we divorce. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2037 |
I admire you from afar. |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2038 |
Mediation was SO much better than wasting money on divorce lawyers, wasn't it honey? |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2039 |
I dunno. What do you think the speed limit should be? |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2040 |
Stay in your lane, and we'll have a long, happy life. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2041 |
Happy Wife Happy Life 🚧 |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2042 |
'The designer promised a room that would say "oooo"--I just wasn't expecting it to say it in Morse Code.' |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2043 |
passing time |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2044 |
Do you really think that line is going to stop me from going upstairs to bed? |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2045 |
I know in Assholeville you just watch videos, but over here in Ladyland, we read. |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2046 |
It’s not so bad having Route 66 come through here. I get my kicks meeting lots of hip new people. |
1.1491 |
0.03351 |
114 |
97 |
17 |
0 |
2047 |
The Fredericksons enjoyed confusing their Roomba |
1.1491 |
0.03575 |
114 |
98 |
15 |
1 |
2048 |
Maybe in our next house, we should try double yellow lines. |
1.1491 |
0.04358 |
114 |
102 |
7 |
5 |
2049 |
We should install a stop sign in the dining room. |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2050 |
Honey, you know you have to be on the left to pass, even if it is just gas. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2051 |
As long as you signal you can come over! |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2052 |
When I said we should adopt, I didn’t mean a highway. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2053 |
This line forbidding parking gives me a great feeling of space. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2054 |
Sooo, I can pass you on the left? |
1.1488 |
0.03248 |
121 |
103 |
18 |
0 |
2055 |
...then we play Caribbean music and boom, Conga Line! |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2056 |
When I'm finished with this, would you like me to Fedex it to you |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2057 |
I think our dog learned Morse code. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2058 |
It´s okay - you can make a pass. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2059 |
You are right, this is much cheaper than a divorce! |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2060 |
I thought this might just work. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2061 |
Would you be a dear and fetch my reading glasses? Take Route 9 to exit 7. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2062 |
Did you recognize that person that just walked through here? |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2063 |
How many times do I have to tell you that a single dotted line means it is okay to pass.
Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2064 |
Wait for the wow factor… |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2065 |
Where's this relationship going, anyway? |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2066 |
It will give us some mid-life direction. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2067 |
Why did the chicken cross the living room? |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2068 |
Not sure this is what the therapist meant by stay in our own lanes… |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2069 |
...And when the chicken comes this way, we'll finally know the answer. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2070 |
His Depends only work intermittently. |
1.1481 |
0.04522 |
108 |
97 |
6 |
5 |
2071 |
Keep your eyes on the road! |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2072 |
Don’t over think it. It’ll be fine. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2073 |
Looks like it's safe to make a pass. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2074 |
This eminent domain business has gone a bit too far! |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2075 |
I told you we shouldn't build on Route 66. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2076 |
I think I hear our FloorDash driver. |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2077 |
They’re only dashed lines, so feel free to come to my side whenever. |
1.1481 |
0.03434 |
108 |
92 |
16 |
0 |
2078 |
One of us is in the fast lane. |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2079 |
I’m sorry that it’s come to this BUT I did warn you to stay in your lane! |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2080 |
You’re right - the double yellow line would be less cozy. |
1.1478 |
0.04322 |
115 |
103 |
7 |
5 |
2081 |
They weren't lying when they said light traffic nearby |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2082 |
No need for technology when the information highway comes right through your living room. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2083 |
I kinda like life in the sofa lane |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2084 |
Les Nessman is working for the highway department. |
1.1475 |
0.03977 |
122 |
108 |
10 |
4 |
2085 |
Henry, have you been following the story about people that have unknown squatters in their house? |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2086 |
”I heard you tell Fred that twenty-five years of marriage has taken its toll. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2087 |
Who would have believed that such a simple solution would save our marriage? |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2088 |
It’s UTURN to do the dishes |
1.1474 |
0.03656 |
95 |
81 |
14 |
0 |
2089 |
Just 16 more years until he's 18. |
1.1471 |
0.03524 |
102 |
87 |
15 |
0 |
2090 |
You know, I actually like it here after rush hour. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2091 |
Did I tell you Robert Moses used to live here? |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2092 |
Is says here that the "Aw, Do I Hafta Eat This" Parade starts at 6:01pm sharp. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2093 |
It appears that the State Transportation Agency will be establishing imminent domain imminently |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2094 |
At least we will have front-row seats for the Tour de France. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2095 |
He's lost his way, and his mind. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2096 |
Privacy improves your moods. |
1.1471 |
0.03524 |
102 |
87 |
15 |
0 |
2097 |
Just stay in the right lane and slow down around the curve. |
1.1471 |
0.03524 |
102 |
87 |
15 |
0 |
2098 |
Are you sure we didn't miss our turn? I feel like we've been on this road for a while. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2099 |
If you’re going to the bathroom, remember to leave the seat up and pay the toll. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2100 |
What I love about it is now we can both be on the right side of everything. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2101 |
Now, I think we need a traffic light. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2102 |
They said it was because we both work from home? |
1.1468 |
0.03405 |
109 |
93 |
16 |
0 |
2103 |
This is the last time I date a border guard. |
1.1468 |
0.04289 |
109 |
97 |
8 |
4 |
2104 |
Thanks for giving me the South side of the house in the settlement… the light is so much better. |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2105 |
What do you think? Best Hot Wheels track ever? |
1.1468 |
0.04289 |
109 |
97 |
8 |
4 |
2106 |
The street lights should be installed next week. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2107 |
Aren’t we taking our politics too far, honey |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2108 |
I signed us up for that Le Mans course like you wanted. |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2109 |
You have 1 bathroom crossing left for the next 3 days. Suggest not acting too hastily.
Stan Karp
Barst98@aol.com |
1.1466 |
0.04286 |
116 |
104 |
7 |
5 |
2110 |
See? There's no problem the highway department can't solve. |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2111 |
You missed it. It was a duck in a “Trump for 2032” T-shirt. |
1.1466 |
0.04108 |
116 |
103 |
9 |
4 |
2112 |
Is it your turn to make a pass, or mine? |
1.1463 |
0.03946 |
123 |
109 |
10 |
4 |
2113 |
Can you get me some water? |
1.1463 |
0.03200 |
123 |
105 |
18 |
0 |
2114 |
Our relationship is much less stressful since we now live in two different states. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2115 |
They’ll be here tomorrow to set up the tolls. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
2116 |
Is your Doomer question worth interrupting my afternoon reading? |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2117 |
I believe our garden snake is back in, and that she has the hiccups. |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
2118 |
Tunnel of Love” ❤ |
1.1458 |
0.04678 |
96 |
86 |
6 |
4 |
2119 |
Did a cartoon kid just run though here? |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2120 |
Maybe we shouldn't have let the city planner design our house. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2121 |
The angel food cake is on my side of the double yellow line in the kitchen. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2122 |
Remind me again, which one of us is "living life in the fast lane"? |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2123 |
This separation of powers is working well. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2124 |
It’s the race route for the Gerrymander 5K |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2125 |
I wish Hoppy would wipe his shoe on the mat when he gets home. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2126 |
Now this is what I call an open floor plan. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
2127 |
My doctor says I need to work on setting boundries |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2128 |
I found the perfect white noise for relaxing. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2129 |
Can we agree on a speed limit? |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2130 |
Hosting guests really changed after 2020 |
1.1455 |
0.04252 |
110 |
98 |
8 |
4 |
2131 |
You may cross over to make a pass. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2132 |
Take dead man's curve into kitchen, happy to help yourself. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2133 |
They are coming this afternoon to put in the guard rails, the kids will be back tomorrow. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2134 |
It's your own fault. If you negotiated better, YOU would have the side with the comfy couch and the stairs to the bedroom. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2135 |
Remember, when you come home, be sure to yield at the roundabout. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2136 |
I know this is much cheaper, but I'd still rather have my own bathroom. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2137 |
It shows the Tour de France the way to the Louvre. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2138 |
It's says here that surveyors have already begun their work on the new Interstate. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2139 |
Have you never heard of "my way or the highway." |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
2140 |
Getting an Uber to the kitchen isn’t as cheap as it used to be |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2141 |
Life is a highway, I want to read it all night long. |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
2142 |
You may make a pass in this zone. |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2143 |
Henry, maybe it is time you got your way. |
1.1453 |
0.03490 |
117 |
101 |
15 |
1 |
2144 |
Isn't it your night to re-pave the kitchen? |
1.1452 |
0.03745 |
124 |
109 |
12 |
3 |
2145 |
It's only bad in the morn and late afternoon." |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2146 |
The house is great but I am a little concerned about that "Tear Here" sign. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2147 |
I don't think this is what the therapist meant when she said we should have boundaries. |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2148 |
I hope the kids stop by. |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2149 |
Appears we have a broken line of communication. |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2150 |
I meant it, stay in your lane, Melissa. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2151 |
You’re always suggesting I
“stay in my lane,” John. |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
2152 |
I'm starting to get a funny feeling about that Eminent Domain/Highway Commission thing. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2153 |
It feels like we're more distant since the highway passes through the house. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2154 |
Diner's at six, book club's at seven, and traffic's on the fives. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2155 |
Yes, Billy Keane is visiting. Why do you ask? |
1.1443 |
0.04632 |
97 |
87 |
6 |
4 |
2156 |
He'll be back around before too long. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2157 |
How’s the #StayInYourLane movement working out for you? |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2158 |
Isn't this conversation.we're having right now going a bit offtrack. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2159 |
I felt safer when it was two lines. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2160 |
What we need is a Pedestrian Crosswalk. |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2161 |
Does the prenup really need to include a dotted line? |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2162 |
I'm glad the marriage counselor encouraged us to set a boundary. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2163 |
It starts in 20 minutes, better use the bathroom now. |
1.1442 |
0.04617 |
104 |
94 |
5 |
5 |
2164 |
You don't think he got a bad report card, do you? |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2165 |
Oh and I forgot to tell you.....I agreed to let them build a freeway exit through our living room. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2166 |
I think a separation could be happening. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2167 |
Meet me in the kitchen before Rush Hour. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2168 |
A streetcar named ‘inconvenient’ if you ask me. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2169 |
Light traffic today. |
1.1442 |
0.03462 |
104 |
89 |
15 |
0 |
2170 |
They promised me the cross-walk would be in by Friday |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2171 |
This book has some great roadkill recipe ideas. |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2172 |
Just my luck, Russia claims my side of the house! |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2173 |
It says here, 'Historic Route 66 lumbers scenically through the countryside, until the damn Johnsons tossed up a bungalow just outside of town.' We're famous! |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2174 |
When Pac-Man comes by, act natural. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2175 |
Honey, please read in your own lane. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2176 |
And then of course there's Yogi. If there's a fork in the road...take it. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2177 |
Our disagreement is really dividing our home... but I kinda like it. |
1.1441 |
0.03585 |
111 |
96 |
14 |
1 |
2178 |
His way was unacceptable. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2179 |
... The suburbs and their subdivisions. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2180 |
You've always been in the slow lane. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2181 |
Apparently the kids have gone out
and left us to our own devices again. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2182 |
Traffic has been lighter since we remodeled the kitchen to include a toll booth. |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
2183 |
I’m sure it’s just a phase. |
1.1441 |
0.03246 |
118 |
101 |
17 |
0 |
2184 |
'Divided by spaces, United by text and paper!' |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2185 |
Make sure to feed the meter before bed. |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
2186 |
Eminent domain, my ass. |
1.1440 |
0.03716 |
125 |
110 |
12 |
3 |
2187 |
What time were the Andretti's supposed to arrive? |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2188 |
The realtor did promise a quick commute |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
2189 |
Sure glad we have two bathrooms. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2190 |
Just once could those Family Circus kids stay in their own panel." |
1.1429 |
0.04009 |
119 |
106 |
9 |
4 |
2191 |
We’re truly at a crossroads, my dear. |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
2192 |
Easiest. Divorce. Ever. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2193 |
A codependent solution to codependency |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2194 |
Your just lucky it's not solid and yellow,because it SHOULD be! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2195 |
Your indoor track doesn't seem to be getting much use. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2196 |
Tomorrow, it's my turn to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1429 |
0.03857 |
126 |
112 |
10 |
4 |
2197 |
I keep my side of the street clean. |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2198 |
WHEN DID YOU SAY IS THE TRAIN TO YUMA?? |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2199 |
To remind you it is still OK to make a pass. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2200 |
Oh Honey , they forgot to put the Toll Booth in ! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2201 |
...and you wonder why I don't want a dog?! |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2202 |
Would you get the mail, please. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2203 |
I also had an exhaust fan installed. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2204 |
Commuting's never been easier.
Lindsay Kindschy - Boulder, CO |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2205 |
Did you hear the one about "the chicken who crossed the road "? |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2206 |
Looks like Hansel has graduated from crumbs to loaves! |
1.1429 |
0.04183 |
119 |
107 |
7 |
5 |
2207 |
I feel we are at a crossroads |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2208 |
This is what you get when you vote for the Eagles ! |
1.1429 |
0.04370 |
105 |
94 |
7 |
4 |
2209 |
Says here that upkeep of my side of the house is still your responsibility |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2210 |
Maybe this will get your motor running. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2211 |
Stay in your lane, Bro. |
1.1429 |
0.03221 |
119 |
102 |
17 |
0 |
2212 |
remember, make sure to signal before you switch lanes. |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2213 |
The real estate firm said it was a unique location. |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
2214 |
Sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2215 |
I feel like I'm yelling across a highway whenever I talk to you. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2216 |
Hey Honey, do you feel like playing chicken? |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
2217 |
Adopting babies are overrated |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2218 |
Must be an accident on that new interchange |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2219 |
Do you think maybe we’ve taken our therapist’s “ stay in your own lane “ advice too far? |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2220 |
I meant it when I said “My way or the highway. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2221 |
What do you think of the new passing lane? |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2222 |
What time does the Roomba Race start? |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2223 |
This is so much more relaxing than speed reading. |
1.1429 |
0.04368 |
112 |
101 |
6 |
5 |
2224 |
Sorry,you got the man cave—I got the bathrooms. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2225 |
I tell ya,Robert Moses had nothing on that new city planner. |
1.1429 |
0.04370 |
105 |
94 |
7 |
4 |
2226 |
Expect increased traffic today due to an accident on exit 9 near the kids’ room |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2227 |
The kids are really getting the hang of this turn. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2228 |
Sometimes, I hate being married to Billy from Family Circus. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2229 |
At least there’s no traffic! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2230 |
I just wanted to get an early start on the trip. |
1.1417 |
0.03608 |
120 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2231 |
Don't worry, dear, it's only a temporary detour off of I-95. |
1.1417 |
0.03197 |
120 |
103 |
17 |
0 |
2232 |
It's passive aggressive. |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2233 |
You still like this split level? |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2234 |
There’s plenty of room. You can make a pass anytime. |
1.1416 |
0.04144 |
113 |
101 |
8 |
4 |
2235 |
I love how the pandemic cut down on traffic. |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2236 |
I told you I heard the sound of little feet during the night. |
1.1416 |
0.03949 |
113 |
100 |
10 |
3 |
2237 |
Helps to find my room. |
1.1416 |
0.03526 |
113 |
98 |
14 |
1 |
2238 |
Hey, wanna switch sides? |
1.1416 |
0.03294 |
113 |
97 |
16 |
0 |
2239 |
Sure, you have the toilet, but I have the kitchen sink. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2240 |
That dog of yours needs to see a proctologist. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2241 |
If you've got your passport, c'mon over and take the funnies section. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2242 |
Your father misses the commute. |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2243 |
I never thought I would be talking to someone on the other side of the tracks |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2244 |
Remember that the bathroom and kitchen are on my side! |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2245 |
It's gotta be the best bus stop in the state. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2246 |
Although your horoscope says "as the moon approaches Virgo, draw some boundaries for your household," I think they meant the figurative kind. |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2247 |
It says, the city council is very pleased with the route of the new bypass. |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2248 |
I think the line-painting truck made a wrong turn at the kitchen! |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2249 |
"Don't you just love No Car Tuesdays?" |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2250 |
Fucking Billy Circus… STAY OUT OF OUR GODDAMN HOUSE YOU LITTLE PERVERT! |
1.1415 |
0.04534 |
106 |
96 |
5 |
5 |
2251 |
Listen, tomorrow’s a holiday. Let’s suspend alternate side lounging. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2252 |
Sometimes there's a fine line between clutter and comfort. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2253 |
Billy bookcase aside, it's just not healthy to spend our Saturdays in a walk-through catalog. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2254 |
The interstate detour doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2255 |
We didn’t really think through what happens when you want to go out or when I need to use the bathroom. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2256 |
Thank goodness we have high traffic carpet. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2257 |
These bike lane activists are getting out of control! |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2258 |
I can make a pass. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2259 |
It’s been ages since I’ve seen anyone use that pogo stick lane. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
2260 |
And to think I was opposed to marriage counseling. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2261 |
This isn't what I meant when I said we need to split. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2262 |
When is the bus coming? |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2263 |
The SLOW and STOP signs should be here tomorrow! |
1.1413 |
0.04784 |
92 |
83 |
5 |
4 |
2264 |
The counselor was right, it’s much easier to meet halfway now. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2265 |
The infrastructure bill has really come through! |
1.1413 |
0.04784 |
92 |
83 |
5 |
4 |
2266 |
Are you still reading On the Road? |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2267 |
We love each other but Road apart |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2268 |
Well, you did say you wanted open concept. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2269 |
Allowing lane changes improved their relationship. |
1.1406 |
0.03278 |
128 |
111 |
16 |
1 |
2270 |
Just the way I like it - split down the middle, like a frog’s ass. |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2271 |
wait, are we poor? |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2272 |
This article is talking about some ghost writer coming to town. |
1.1402 |
0.04082 |
107 |
95 |
9 |
3 |
2273 |
Ahh. Life in the fast lane. |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
2274 |
Don’t look at me. |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
2275 |
The annual bike race should start in about 15 minutes. Did you remember to prop open the doors this time. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2276 |
How about you stay on your lane and I’ll stay in mine. |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2277 |
GPS is really starting to get efficient with these shortcuts. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2278 |
Did you read about the new freeway? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2279 |
Tommy's practicing before he starts his job with the Streets Department. |
1.1400 |
0.03487 |
100 |
86 |
14 |
0 |
2280 |
What’s a four letter word for ‘keeps marriages working?’ Ahhh…half |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2281 |
Helen, I really love these slow traffic days. |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
2282 |
Divorce isn’t that much different than marriage, huh? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2283 |
What are all the hot dogs doing on the floor? |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
2284 |
I got the idea after reading about the rationale for the construction of the " great wall of China " |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2285 |
It's nice now, but wait until the lunch rush. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2286 |
What time is the bike tour coming through? |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2287 |
I'm NOT talking with you or any right winger until you stop watching Fox and find the truth on MSNBC! |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2288 |
Wait, what happened to the cat? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2289 |
Traffic is sure light today. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2290 |
You drove me to this honey, I'm staying on my side |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2291 |
We'll never have to worry about not hearing the delivery guy again. |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
2292 |
If this doesn’t help you stay in your lane I don’t know what will. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
2293 |
Who needs couples' therapy when you can just put in a demilitarized zone? |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2294 |
It’s how the kids are doing it now, Larry. Respecting boundaries is the new hot. |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2295 |
Your extended warranty has expired. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2296 |
I so much happier now that you're staying in your lane! |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
2297 |
Top of the morning, neighbor. |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
2298 |
It has off-ramps at the bathroom and the refrigerator. |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2299 |
This new pickup spot is really convenient! |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2300 |
I'd like to install a stop sign next. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2301 |
Let's take a drive out to see the bathroom colors. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2302 |
For the wedding, let's go Dutch. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
2303 |
I am glad our relationship finally reached a balanced and harmonious center lane. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
2304 |
Watch out, I'm waiting for an express delivery. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2305 |
You say highway, I say byway. Let's call the whole thing off. |
1.1386 |
0.04457 |
101 |
91 |
6 |
4 |
2306 |
Just stay in your lane Bill |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2307 |
All I can say is happy wife, happy life. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2308 |
This Lincoln Tunnel sublet has been a godsend. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2309 |
It's really such a lovely quiet neighborhood all year except for the Grand Prix. |
1.1386 |
0.04457 |
101 |
91 |
6 |
4 |
2310 |
Just stay in your lane, okay Bob? |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2311 |
You're sitting on the dangerous side of the curve. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2312 |
Isn't the Adopt-a-Highway program so much nicer now that we don't need to leave the house? |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2313 |
Have you noticed how the GPS always heads you north? |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2314 |
I think he needs to get a different job next summer. |
1.1383 |
0.03580 |
94 |
81 |
13 |
0 |
2315 |
They said it would be going in two blocks over, but who knows? |
1.1383 |
0.03580 |
94 |
81 |
13 |
0 |
2316 |
Let’s adopt the dog from The Family Circus,” you said. “It’ll be great,” you said |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2317 |
Uh, keep your farts on your side, too. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2318 |
Home at last. Cue the traffic sounds with expletives on bluetooth please. |
1.1382 |
0.03525 |
123 |
108 |
13 |
2 |
2319 |
Don't forget, the kitchen is on my Democratic side. |
1.1379 |
0.04042 |
116 |
104 |
8 |
4 |
2320 |
Was that the Millers who just drove by? |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2321 |
Did you sign us up for a couch to 5k? |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2322 |
The bathroom will be three blocks down, take a left at the light. |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2323 |
Just stay in your lane, Jeff. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2324 |
We need to divide the house into thirds before the baby comes. |
1.1379 |
0.04223 |
116 |
105 |
6 |
5 |
2325 |
The noise can be a bit much, but it's rent-controlled. |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2326 |
I remember a time when this was all living room. |
1.1376 |
0.04011 |
109 |
97 |
9 |
3 |
2327 |
Honey get this: why did the chicken cross the living room? |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2328 |
It’s good to be on the road again. |
1.1376 |
0.04217 |
109 |
98 |
7 |
4 |
2329 |
Our new couples therapist is a genius . |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2330 |
Honey, I fear something has come between us. |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2331 |
The table might be in the middle. But the dishwasher is on your side. And the King bed is on my side. |
1.1376 |
0.04217 |
109 |
98 |
7 |
4 |
2332 |
Jeffy seems less easily distracted these days. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2333 |
I’m glad this isn’t a one-way road. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2334 |
This I-95 bypass is pretty quiet tonight. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2335 |
Traffic was light in the house that day. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2336 |
I think I know what you mean now. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2337 |
How about a casual Sunday drive? |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2338 |
This marriage can be a total success as long as you stay in your lane and I stay in mine! |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2339 |
Glad we opted out of the fast lane. |
1.1373 |
0.04629 |
102 |
93 |
4 |
5 |
2340 |
I think we've taking this personal space thing too far! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2341 |
Looks like you finally learned to stay in your lane. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2342 |
I hope this isn’t the high way to hell. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2343 |
The division is calming. |
1.1373 |
0.03424 |
102 |
88 |
14 |
0 |
2344 |
I need my boundaries to be respected by your farts, as well. |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2345 |
It's a short commute to my office if I leave after rush hour. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2346 |
Do you think we spent too much time in the fast lane? |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2347 |
Just keep your eyes on the road. Not the guy on the wall. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2348 |
Marathon runner should start coming through soon. |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
2349 |
Rudy's Road House recommends looking both ways whenever crossing the room. |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
2350 |
Emergency exist path required by the city Fire Department |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2351 |
Cross it again and you'll do my half of the cooking. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2352 |
Was that Billy from The Family Circus? |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2353 |
This frees our ways. |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2354 |
This isn't what I meant by 'Stay in your own lane.' |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
2355 |
The closest we are getting to F1 |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2356 |
Hey Neighbour, what you reading? |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2357 |
The brick keeps forgetting to wipe its feet on the doormat. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2358 |
I think we need a no-passing zone at this curve. |
1.1368 |
0.03821 |
117 |
104 |
10 |
3 |
2359 |
Personally, I think you should just stay in your lane. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
2360 |
We get along so much better since you've learned to stay in you lane. |
1.1364 |
0.03976 |
110 |
98 |
9 |
3 |
2361 |
I forgot to tell you, they're repaving next week. |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2362 |
Now that’s what I call a half way house ! |
1.1364 |
0.04898 |
88 |
80 |
4 |
4 |
2363 |
When the zoning committee said that we could build our house around a highway this is not what I thought they meant. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
2364 |
No passing on turns. |
1.1364 |
0.03287 |
110 |
95 |
15 |
0 |
2365 |
Come over and join me on the sofa before rush-hour begins! |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
2366 |
Which side has the rest stop? |
1.1359 |
0.03393 |
103 |
89 |
14 |
0 |
2367 |
One guess - Why did the spouse cross the road? |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2368 |
Do you remember the rules of the road? |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2369 |
Ugh,I left my pen on her side. |
1.1359 |
0.04374 |
103 |
93 |
6 |
4 |
2370 |
Of course it is 'to get to the other side.' |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
2371 |
Sorry Honey, the border has closed for the night |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2372 |
And all because you didn't want to be called a NIMBY!!! |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
2373 |
Chicken! |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
2374 |
He had a rough day at road marking school. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2375 |
We don't have to worry about any chickens crossing the road cuz we'll just eat them. |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
2376 |
Crossing permitted |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
2377 |
I regret now that we didn't settle on a plain carpet |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2378 |
We don’t have to leave for another ten minutes. Looks like traffic is light today. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2379 |
Dotted lines make good partners. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2380 |
Any sign of the chicken over there? |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2381 |
I hope you measured twice. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2382 |
Junior has a new paint set. |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2383 |
If it was a line in the sand, maybe. |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2384 |
Your obsession with Jack Kerouac has gone too far. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2385 |
Now, wasn't this so much cheaper than a divorce. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2386 |
It gets noisier when the light changes |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2387 |
Splitting the house in anticipation of divorce is a great idea! |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2388 |
You were the one who wanted to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2389 |
We can change it to double yellow lines after the divorce. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2390 |
And, signal your intentions before you change lanes! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2391 |
Separate but equal just doesn't cut it with me |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2392 |
Are you snubbin’ me ‘cuz I’m from the wrong side of the tracks???!!! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2393 |
Guess my favorite work by Cormac McCarthy. |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
2394 |
The Family Circus was here |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
2395 |
If you’ll stay in your lane, I’ll forego the speed minimum. |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
2396 |
I guess Rascal Flatts was right after all. |
1.1351 |
0.03502 |
111 |
97 |
13 |
1 |
2397 |
That pre-nup was such a good idea! |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
2398 |
Who knew that we could be at home and still be stuck in traffic. |
1.1351 |
0.03942 |
111 |
99 |
9 |
3 |
2399 |
The road home is never long! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2400 |
Did we get a visit from Bil Keane, that Family Circus guy? |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2401 |
You can only cross the line if you are making a pass. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2402 |
Yeah, it’s nice having close access, but getting to the bathroom during rush hour is nuts. |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
2403 |
We upsized from our railroad apartment. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2404 |
Well,you did say stay in your own lane. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2405 |
Luckily, we're on a stretch where we can pass. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
2406 |
It won't solve any problems but it lets us know where to draw the line! |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
2407 |
Race you to the last piece of chocolate cake." |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
2408 |
I hope the pizza arrives soon. |
1.1346 |
0.03363 |
104 |
90 |
14 |
0 |
2409 |
You call this a separation? |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
2410 |
I feel like there’s something dividing us but I can’t put my finger on it. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
2411 |
You said we needed to better define the parameters of our relationship. |
1.1346 |
0.03363 |
104 |
90 |
14 |
0 |
2412 |
Those markings are to help you
find your way to the kitchen
when I ask you to dry the dishes |
1.1346 |
0.04333 |
104 |
94 |
6 |
4 |
2413 |
In retrospect, should have made it a No Crossing zone. |
1.1346 |
0.03363 |
104 |
90 |
14 |
0 |
2414 |
It does mean we're in a passing zone, so you can make your move! |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2415 |
Someone from NASCAR-Chicago stopped by earlier. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2416 |
What would you say to having a quick one before we hit the road?
Randall Huff
Storm Lake, Iowa |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2417 |
Test caption |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2418 |
Not everything about COVID lockdown was bad, eh? |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2419 |
This trial separation is going swimmingly, wouldn't you say? |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2420 |
Don't you think the traffic pattern has improved since we installed these? |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2421 |
It'll be easier to split assets if we don't work out. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2422 |
They’ll get back eventually. |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2423 |
The phrase is actually, 'All roads lead to ROME', dear. |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2424 |
I'm reading to you between the lines. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
2425 |
Guess who wants to borrow the car? |
1.1339 |
0.03908 |
112 |
100 |
9 |
3 |
2426 |
Our lawyer did a great job getting rid of the eminent domain they tried pushing down our throats. Once the toll gates go in we’ll be rich. |
1.1339 |
0.03233 |
112 |
97 |
15 |
0 |
2427 |
It's still not going to help me at night unless you add pavement reflectors. |
1.1333 |
0.04294 |
105 |
95 |
6 |
4 |
2428 |
Do you know how to contact Jane Jacobs? |
1.1333 |
0.04294 |
105 |
95 |
6 |
4 |
2429 |
My lawyer wants you to sign on the dotted line. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2430 |
I have been telling you for years to stay in your lane |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2431 |
Separate but equal? |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2432 |
Traffic is down ever since we put a commuter lane in the dining room. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2433 |
Eminent domain. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2434 |
I love how this new place is right on the bus line. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
2435 |
``Any interest in the `rest area'?' |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2436 |
Ahhh, our own rest stop. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2437 |
Congestion Pricing will be a goldmine for us. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
2438 |
On the road less traveled: Reading an actual book |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2439 |
This new road detour is certainly well marked. |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
2440 |
Much better. Before they repainted we couldn't pass. |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
2441 |
It's too expensive to get a divorce. This will do. |
1.1327 |
0.04074 |
113 |
102 |
7 |
4 |
2442 |
I haven't seen any IKEA staff for ages.... |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
113 |
99 |
13 |
1 |
2443 |
Slow readers keep to the right. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2444 |
I didn’t *really* believe the real estate agent when she said that road sounds would fade into white noise, but by gosh she was right. |
1.1327 |
0.04503 |
98 |
89 |
5 |
4 |
2445 |
Divorce doesn’t have to be expensive if you split your assets 50/50 |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2446 |
Is it my imagination, or...
was it quieter before the railroad ran through here? |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2447 |
I'm just trying to stay in my lane. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2448 |
Thank you very much for agreeing to the toll booth. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2449 |
I still say it should be a no-passing zone. |
1.1327 |
0.04503 |
98 |
89 |
5 |
4 |
2450 |
Don't go there. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2451 |
Be a 'good egg' and come sit next to me. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2452 |
Hey, you're the one who wanted to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2453 |
Look both ways. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2454 |
Ever since that Family Circle family moved in,this neighborhood hasn't been the same. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2455 |
I’m waiting for my GPS to tell me when to turn the page. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2456 |
Now that the kids are older, I think it’s time to add speed bumps. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2457 |
Too much time watching the I-95 livestream. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2458 |
Is the carpet greener? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2459 |
That’s funny Greg, because my horoscope says snuggles are not imminent, DON’T cross the line. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2460 |
It’s nice to be on the road again |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2461 |
Just remember, I always have the right of way. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2462 |
The couch is in the carpool lane. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2463 |
I think maybe the Government is taking Eminent Domain a little too far! |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2464 |
Not much traffic this morning, eh? |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
2465 |
Life certainly is a highway! |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
2466 |
It's really taking a toll on our relationship |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2467 |
Looks like the D.O.T. got some of that D.O.D. money. |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
2468 |
I knew we shouldn’t buy that house on the one way street. |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2469 |
No I don't feel like going on a joy ride |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
2470 |
I'll do it when the light turns. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2471 |
We'll get passive income from the toll in the kitchen. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2472 |
I understand a highway is coming through right near us! |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2473 |
The dotted line means go ahead, make a pass at me. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2474 |
I think it’s your turn to vacuum. |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
2475 |
She's practicing for tomorrow's big surgery exam. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2476 |
I can't take the bins out until my visa comes through. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2477 |
Please don't ask me to explain what Scandoval is, Bob. Like I've said before, stay in your lane. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2478 |
It makes the commute from the kitchen to the couch easier |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2479 |
When your parking is up would you please go wash the dishes? |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2480 |
Sure, you can go anywhere you want in the house, |
1.1316 |
0.03180 |
114 |
99 |
15 |
0 |
2481 |
DONE. Pizza will be here in a minute. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2482 |
Did I just see Jeffy from Family Circus? |
1.1313 |
0.04459 |
99 |
90 |
5 |
4 |
2483 |
My therapist said I’ll be fine if you just stay in your lane, and I stay in mine. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2484 |
Remember to look both ways if you want to come over. |
1.1313 |
0.03412 |
99 |
86 |
13 |
0 |
2485 |
You think the traffic flows well now? Just wait till we put the signal light in! |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2486 |
This is not what I thought you meant when you said you were crossing to the other side |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
2487 |
I was thinking of putting in some orange barrels! |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2488 |
Le Tour de France est en route ! |
1.1313 |
0.03412 |
99 |
86 |
13 |
0 |
2489 |
This disagreement has really overtaken our lives. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2490 |
Good news! It says the true path to happiness is drawing it on your floor. |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
2491 |
It’s Wednesday, so you park on this side tonight. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2492 |
I'm so tired of being told to stay in my lane. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2493 |
It’s so much more relaxing to not worry about bumping into each other. |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2494 |
But still, can't beat freeway adjacent... |
1.1308 |
0.04217 |
107 |
97 |
6 |
4 |
2495 |
Why is my lane so much narrower than yours? |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2496 |
Did you remember to close the garage door? |
1.1308 |
0.03776 |
107 |
95 |
10 |
2 |
2497 |
Did Jeffy from Bil Keane’s comic just walk through?”
“Ida Know. |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2498 |
You can cross your legs but don't cross the street |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2499 |
Life's better when we each stay in our own lane. |
1.1304 |
0.03606 |
115 |
102 |
11 |
2 |
2500 |
It seems a fly flew by... |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2501 |
Wait until you see the hopping slug that left that trail. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2502 |
They should have that I95 detour finished soon. |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2503 |
Let me spell it out. You are free to make a pass at my dangerous curves |
1.1304 |
0.04693 |
92 |
84 |
4 |
4 |
2504 |
It looks like you’re living on the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2505 |
So glad we are in a passing zone |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2506 |
This is a great room to pass the time. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2507 |
There's a new subdivision going in in the den. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2508 |
If this room gets any busier we'll have to get a stoplight put in. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2509 |
Both lanes open today? |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
2510 |
You go your way and I'll go my way! |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2511 |
Remember that old Mighty Mouse cartoon? Worked for them. |
1.1300 |
0.04181 |
100 |
90 |
7 |
3 |
2512 |
The new carpet makes me a little nauseous. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2513 |
It sure is a lot quieter now that we're in the off-season |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
2514 |
It’s the story of my life |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
2515 |
No, I'm only right half the time. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2516 |
You got off at the wrong exit again |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2517 |
Honey, are we doing a Family Circus cross-over? |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
2518 |
So, if we get divorced, everything myside of the line is mine? |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
2519 |
These roads detours are getting a little out of hand |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
2520 |
The therapist stressed boundaries: I didn't realize that included "ok to pass but with caution" |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
2521 |
I'm not cooking dinner. The stove's on YOUR side of the line. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2522 |
Relations improved after creating the DMZ. Now the two sides just passive aggressively look at each other. |
1.1293 |
0.03360 |
116 |
102 |
13 |
1 |
2523 |
We should probably have accepted that last offer from the city about expropriation. |
1.1293 |
0.03780 |
116 |
104 |
9 |
3 |
2524 |
I take speed reading very seriously |
1.1293 |
0.03576 |
116 |
103 |
11 |
2 |
2525 |
I’m pretty bored, hope the parade comes by. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2526 |
It's a subliminal message to your single friend, Matt. It leads to an exit sign that lights up after dinner." |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2527 |
I'll pass. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2528 |
When are those damn kids from Family Circus leaving again? |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2529 |
Equitable distribution. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2530 |
Do you think we need to widen the lanes if we get more dogs? |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2531 |
Check the mailbox, Hon, the flag's up. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2532 |
What did YOU mean when you said we should split up? |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2533 |
I think this living together first is a good idea. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2534 |
I keep reading these ridiculous articles about this fault our community supposedly straddles. |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2535 |
Infrastructure funding should cover a new flatscreen! |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2536 |
Well, at least this way we won't need to get a divorce. |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2537 |
I’m glad we could help with the I-95 detour. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2538 |
Yes, I pooped on your side. No, I’m not telling you where. |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2539 |
When did we lose our way on the freeway of love? |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2540 |
I guess our dog sensed what was going on |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2541 |
Honey, I saw my doctor today. We're gonna have an HOV lane! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2542 |
I’m still not feeling it even with your ‘passes allowed’ zone. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2543 |
Don't even think of making a pass at me. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2544 |
There's a semi broken down in the dining room. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2545 |
Separation in a high interest rate environment |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2546 |
Oh yeah, the Grand Prix is in town. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2547 |
The 12:05 is late. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2548 |
I don’t think the divorce settlement was properly interpreted. |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
2549 |
The realtor thought this would help show the high points for our open house. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2550 |
Do I have your undivided attention yet? |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2551 |
I’m glad we could agree on dividing the assets. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2552 |
clearly we're at a crossroads |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
2553 |
Chickens cross roads. Not you. |
1.1284 |
0.03710 |
109 |
97 |
10 |
2 |
2554 |
Your light is shining on my side. |
1.1284 |
0.03473 |
109 |
96 |
12 |
1 |
2555 |
That was Jeffy, the neighbor’s kid. |
1.1282 |
0.03547 |
117 |
104 |
11 |
2 |
2556 |
It's my way or highway! |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2557 |
I hate Formula 1 week! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2558 |
Quit your complaining, you're the one who wanted a divorce. |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2559 |
This reminds me of when my sister and I shared a room as kids. |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
2560 |
Yet another example of eminent domain run amok. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2561 |
Chicken!
Egg! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2562 |
I don't care. No passes. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2563 |
Ah, the thrill of the open road! |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2564 |
My way or highway. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2565 |
This new "At Home Divorse" really works for me!" |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2566 |
These highway detours are getting a bit ridiculous. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2567 |
How was I to know our house was built on the annual snake pilgrimage? |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2568 |
It's better than bread crumbs. |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2569 |
I'll race you to the kitchen! |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2570 |
The line painter is using the bathroom and is afraid of getting lost. |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2571 |
Isn't it special that each of us knows our place? |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2572 |
Today it's your turn to act like we're still married. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2573 |
Well, at least we got to keep the house. |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2574 |
Alas, No one bothers to 🎶Follow the Yellow Brick Road any more... |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2575 |
If you want to go upstairs try building a staircase on your side. |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2576 |
You can make passes. |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2577 |
It's the best of working from home AND commuting. |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
2578 |
Don't think I haven't noticed that the stairs to the bedrooms are on your side. Well, the doors in and out of the house are on my side and so is the kitchen! |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
2579 |
It’s always fun when Dr. Jones stops by. |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
2580 |
It says here that North and South Dakota are the first to perforate their border. |
1.1273 |
0.03444 |
110 |
97 |
12 |
1 |
2581 |
It’s not really 50/50– I can’t access the upstairs. |
1.1273 |
0.03678 |
110 |
98 |
10 |
2 |
2582 |
This whole thing is ridiculous. How can you even have a passing zone on a blind corner like that? I want a divorce. |
1.1266 |
0.04890 |
79 |
72 |
4 |
3 |
2583 |
Would you please grab the next bus to the kitchen and bring me back some wine? |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2584 |
Um yeah, that paper is upside down… |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2585 |
Maybe the kids missed their exit? |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2586 |
It says here, "the secret to a good marriage is to stay in your own lane." |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2587 |
split everything down the middle and you will still be friends |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2588 |
The lawyer called it a trial separation. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2589 |
Honey, can you pass the job listings section? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2590 |
The nice supervisor promised we'll get filthy rich when the rest of the road goes through. |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
2591 |
Commuting from the home office is a breeze since we’ve added the expressway. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2592 |
‘Is this what you meant by “my way or the highway”?’ |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2593 |
So we built our house on the main road then... |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2594 |
The air just seems fresher here. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2595 |
The legos tracked in the mud. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2596 |
Potty time! |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2597 |
It's your father's way of asking me to 'stay in my lane.' |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2598 |
HOME, SWEET HOME! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2599 |
I just love our new rest stops! |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2600 |
Housework to me is “The Road Less Taken.” |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2601 |
Broken yella, kiss a fella? |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2602 |
A guy from the Planning Commission dropped by but he didn't say why |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2603 |
Living on Easy Street isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2604 |
No, it is not made of yellow bricks. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2605 |
It's a perfect arrangement as long as you stay on your side during rush hour. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2606 |
Finally, a passing lane to the fridge. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2607 |
I dare you to cut along the dotted line. |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2608 |
Why do the races always start at night,JUST when I close my eyes?? |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2609 |
Bike lanes are everywhere these days. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2610 |
The dotted lines are there so we don't get fined for illegal lane changing. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2611 |
It is so boring in this no-traffic-light apartment. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2612 |
I really wish you wouldn’t bring your work home with you.” |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2613 |
We’re going to build a wall, and make our marriage great again! |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2614 |
Are you ever sorry we didn't add an HOV lane? |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2615 |
I hate it when the light changes. |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2616 |
Honey, how would you like a nice tall glass of shut the hell up? |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2617 |
How to survive a divorce: community property split 50/50 |
1.1262 |
0.03288 |
103 |
90 |
13 |
0 |
2618 |
Keeping my side of the street clean, Brad |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2619 |
Don’t forget to be DMV aware when you fetch me that coffee |
1.1261 |
0.03491 |
119 |
106 |
11 |
2 |
2620 |
It's like everything else: Pass at your own risk. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2621 |
Honey, there's a sale on pylons. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2622 |
The carpet is always greener on the other side. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2623 |
It's working so far. Shall we consider a crosswalk? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2624 |
Shall we turn off the lane departure warning? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2625 |
I think if we obey the line, we won't have any more arguments. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2626 |
I fear that, in our relationship, we're at crossroads. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2627 |
Installing a trolley to the kitchen was genius. |
1.1250 |
0.04504 |
96 |
88 |
4 |
4 |
2628 |
Stay on your side. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2629 |
I’m glad we finally settled that highway issue. |
1.1250 |
0.03615 |
112 |
100 |
10 |
2 |
2630 |
The new infrastructure bill is great . |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2631 |
Here's the next list of banned books you can read out loud to me |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2632 |
Isn’t this great? Now you don’t have to put the trash outside anymore. |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
2633 |
Oh sure, blame the sewing machine |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2634 |
This is how we get DoorDash delivered to the fridge. |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
2635 |
I told you- it was my way, or the highway. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2636 |
It's not about boundaries. It's about you passing a sobriety test for a change. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2637 |
It's not a solid line, so it seems you're allowed to cross. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2638 |
No, double yellow lines mean you can't cross. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2639 |
Those rumors about the new Robert Moses highway extension are starting to hit a little to close to home. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2640 |
We should soon see our teenager when he follows the line of beef jerky. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2641 |
Its odd. Do you think there’s been an accident? |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
2642 |
It says here that two can live as cheaply as one. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2643 |
Now we won't always be bumping into each other. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2644 |
He said roadrunner’s supposed to be here around 4. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2645 |
It’s terribly convenient, but I still think Amazon has gotten a little too aggressive. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
2646 |
Just stay in your lane, and you'll be fine. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2647 |
Technically, you’re experiencing road rage. |
1.1250 |
0.04253 |
96 |
87 |
6 |
3 |
2648 |
Honey, it's cheaper than divorce! |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
2649 |
Neither one of us lives in the fast lane. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2650 |
I meant it when I said stay in your lane. |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2651 |
You stay in your lane;
I'll stay in mine. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2652 |
For Samantha and Greg, life truly is a highway. |
1.1250 |
0.04027 |
104 |
94 |
7 |
3 |
2653 |
Is there a way back or have we crossed all borders? |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2654 |
Free to pass |
1.1250 |
0.03615 |
112 |
100 |
10 |
2 |
2655 |
All this sitting on roads for the climate isn’t that bad after all |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2656 |
Can’t wait until they put in the bike lane. |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2657 |
take me home, country roads |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2658 |
Just keep your side clean. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2659 |
I think we should have a no passing zone. |
1.1238 |
0.03991 |
105 |
95 |
7 |
3 |
2660 |
I'm really enjoying life in the fast line."
- Jesse Rosen, Jersey City, N |
1.1238 |
0.04214 |
105 |
96 |
5 |
4 |
2661 |
No passing |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
2662 |
Could you check the movie section? According to my device, everything is playing everywhere.” |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
2663 |
You are going about this in a roundabout way. |
1.1238 |
0.03230 |
105 |
92 |
13 |
0 |
2664 |
People brag that their stop is right outside their door, well… |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
2665 |
A relationship is a two-way street: illustrated. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2666 |
You’re reading on the wrong side of the room. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2667 |
Passing lanes should liven things up a bit. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2668 |
Did you order something from DoorDash? |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2669 |
You take the hi¾gh road and I'll take the low road. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2670 |
Quit your complaining! The price was right and there's not that much traffic. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2671 |
Looks like the mail's here! |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2672 |
As I recall, you suggested he take a trail blazing class at summer camp. |
1.1237 |
0.04211 |
97 |
88 |
6 |
3 |
2673 |
Your dad walks a lonely road. Which leads to his xbox |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2674 |
I'm glad we finally agreed on where we draw the line in our relationship. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2675 |
It's a no-kissing zone. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2676 |
I knew marrying Arthur Dent was a bad idea. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2677 |
My therapist said to needed to start setting boundaries. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2678 |
Hey, honey how’s life in the fast lane? |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2679 |
Just wear the earplugs for heaven's sake. |
1.1237 |
0.04211 |
97 |
88 |
6 |
3 |
2680 |
I suppose you have to read between the lines. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2681 |
The bookmarks are heading south early this year, Steve. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
2682 |
Hello? I'd like to order a sandwich for delivery. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2683 |
How do you feel about raising the kids British? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2684 |
Now this is life in the fast lane. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2685 |
Why do you feel like there's a barrier between us? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2686 |
Should we give them your address or mine for the pizza delivery? |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2687 |
Should we remodel the kitchen with a drive-thru window? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2688 |
Traffic sure is light this morning. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
2689 |
They can paint all the lines they want. They don't get to roll before they beat us on eminent domain. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2690 |
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2691 |
Why don't we get our son a race car bed, what's the worst that could happen he said. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2692 |
It’s The Expressway To My Heart |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
2693 |
Because I wanted our living room to be on Google Maps. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
2694 |
I remember you'd just enter the passing lane without my having to wait for your signal. |
1.1230 |
0.03409 |
122 |
109 |
11 |
2 |
2695 |
I believe they call this a ‘highway apartment.´ |
1.1228 |
0.03088 |
114 |
100 |
14 |
0 |
2696 |
Remember when they use to leave the food at the door. |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
2697 |
I’m glad I got upgraded to the sofa. It even came with a free reading light |
1.1226 |
0.03955 |
106 |
96 |
7 |
3 |
2698 |
I wish the states had the same tax laws too, but I can move to your side for a while next week. |
1.1226 |
0.03201 |
106 |
93 |
13 |
0 |
2699 |
English driving rules or American? |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2700 |
Ever since that damn family circus moved in next door... |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2701 |
When you finish that article, can we stick out our thumbs? |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2702 |
Works well until a Brit visits. |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2703 |
I get that we should have boundaries, but this seems a bit too much |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2704 |
It all started when we adopted that highway. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2705 |
Look! It's the information superhighway! |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2706 |
You know with that big of a turn, it really should be “no passing.” |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2707 |
'I think the mice are back' |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2708 |
This trial separation was a fantastic idea. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2709 |
So this is the big BQE fix |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2710 |
Don't even think about it! |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2711 |
Broken line! I may make a pass |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2712 |
this is how marriage works |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2713 |
It's already "wine o'clock" in this time zone |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2714 |
Your just stay in your lane, I 'll stay in mine, and there won't be any problems. Okay? |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2715 |
The kids are so much quieter once we put in the automatic toll charger. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2716 |
I’ll get the sports section at 6:30 as per the agreement. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2717 |
I just re-watched "It Happened One Night." |
1.1222 |
0.04421 |
90 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
2718 |
So happy you let the Robot out. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2719 |
I"ll stay in mine and you stan in yours |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2720 |
Honey, I feel like you've lost your way to the kitchen. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2721 |
BTW, have you checked the batteries in our carbon monoxide detector recently? |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2722 |
Margaret, you're speeding through my introspective interstate. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2723 |
Signal when crossing. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2724 |
Don't give me that look. The therapist said "keep separate lanes" |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2725 |
Looks like Junior invited Billy from
Family Circus over to play again. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
2726 |
One more bad joke and I'm painting it solid. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
2727 |
You’re really taking this work from home morning commute seriously darling |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
2728 |
If you dont start calling it FLAVORTOWN I won't go there to get you that glass of water. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
2729 |
The tunnel of love is working. |
1.1217 |
0.03736 |
115 |
104 |
8 |
3 |
2730 |
Consider it my seven year stitch. |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
2731 |
You're a chicken if you don't cross this road. |
1.1215 |
0.03919 |
107 |
97 |
7 |
3 |
2732 |
Just to be safe, let's add two yellow lines. |
1.1215 |
0.03687 |
107 |
96 |
9 |
2 |
2733 |
The Federal Highway money is a blessing. |
1.1215 |
0.03919 |
107 |
97 |
7 |
3 |
2734 |
I’m so glad that I95 detour was necessary for just 12 days! |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
2735 |
I vote we dub that corner as “Dead Stairwalkers’ Curve. |
1.1212 |
0.04372 |
99 |
91 |
4 |
4 |
2736 |
As usual. |
1.1212 |
0.04130 |
99 |
90 |
6 |
3 |
2737 |
Who's the first chicken to cross this road? |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2738 |
Don’t you just love living in the danger zone ? |
1.1212 |
0.03297 |
99 |
87 |
12 |
0 |
2739 |
Ignore it, keep reading...we are the masters of our domain. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2740 |
Maybe too much has been made of the generational divide. |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
2741 |
If you cross again I’ll activate the electric fence. |