Contest #855


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I can't get a dog but you adopt a highway. 1.7254 0.01984 1675 845 445 385
1 According to Google Maps, I can get to the bathroom in 30 seconds. 1.7177 0.02428 1059 522 314 223
2 We should get started on dinner before rush hour. 1.6682 0.02486 895 445 302 148
3 Honey when I said we had to draw the line somewhere I didn’t mean through the living room 1.6627 0.02495 928 477 287 164
4 Let’s get upstairs before the evening commute. 1.6577 0.02410 1005 524 301 180
5 I’m glad we bundled home and auto! 1.6547 0.02231 1257 685 321 251
6 I would do the dishes but traffic is a nightmare this time of day. 1.6416 0.02586 851 449 258 144
7 I wonder if we haven't interpreted this "Marriage is a two way street" too literally 1.6323 0.02058 1368 740 391 237
8 The rest areas were a stroke of genius… 1.6227 0.01853 1704 941 465 298
9 Feel like jaywalking? 1.6209 0.02255 1129 619 319 191
10 Should we add a bike lane? 1.6147 0.02473 872 465 278 129
11 Mom & Dad haven't crashed their walkers into each other in weeks. 1.6090 0.02414 1000 563 265 172
12 This carpet is really starting to show a traffic pattern. 1.6048 0.02392 954 523 285 146
13 I just feel like we're heading in different directions. 1.6033 0.02117 1205 659 365 181
14 You think we took Adopt-a-Highway too far? 1.6002 0.01734 1856 1037 524 295
15 It’s going to be weird when your relatives arrive from London. 1.6000 0.02486 955 549 239 167
16 When the listing said "close to the highway," I never imagined 1.5939 0.01870 1613 915 438 260
17 They told us that this carpet will stand up well to heavy traffic.” 1.5928 0.02094 1223 678 365 180
18 Did you have to tell them “My way or the highway”? 1.5901 0.01857 1637 935 438 264
19 I'm thinking about having the living room re-paved. 1.5828 0.01728 1848 1056 507 285
20 Didn't I tell you adopting a highway would be easier than a kid? 1.5815 0.01882 1503 846 440 217
21 Who’s side are you on anyway? 1.5736 0.02312 971 547 291 133
22 Should we merge and have dinner? 1.5713 0.02501 800 445 253 102
23 Wanna try the fast lane tonight, big boy? 1.5691 0.02027 1339 781 354 204
24 Marriage is a journey, Frank, not a destination. 1.5678 0.01607 2221 1324 533 364
25 the carpet cleaners are just going to do the high traffic areas 1.5654 0.01811 1613 929 456 228
26 Ever notice how little traffic there's been since the kids left home? 1.5646 0.02206 983 542 327 114
27 In the UK, our positions would be reversed! 1.5531 0.02416 895 523 249 123
28 I still think we need a bike lane. 1.5489 0.02003 1308 771 356 181
29 It's a broken line. Feel free to make a pass. 1.5476 0.01506 2624 1642 527 455
30 It's so cozy and quiet after rush hour. 1.5350 0.02053 1129 653 348 128
31 I thought YOU read the deed! 1.5283 0.02193 1026 609 292 125
32 Let’s Uber to bed. 1.5255 0.01298 3707 2455 556 696
33 I'm so glad we got rid of that tollbooth. 1.5229 0.02315 918 549 258 111
34 Don't be such a chicken! 1.5213 0.02411 890 545 226 119
35 This new carpet is very middle-of-the-road. 1.5145 0.02277 896 531 269 96
36 Looking on the bright side, at least we don’t have to get up for DoorDash. 1.5111 0.02268 898 534 269 95
37 I think it’s nice being the only house on the street. 1.5093 0.04395 269 168 65 36
38 This is easier than telling your mom we're separated. 1.5063 0.01471 2619 1707 498 414
39 I’ve decided to take the high road. 1.5005 0.02290 921 567 247 107
40 Since the kitchen's on my half I pose this question; what are you having for dinner? 1.4938 0.02378 804 489 233 82
41 You must signal your intent before crossing the line. 1.4827 0.02290 837 512 246 79
42 Are you chicken? 1.4777 0.02238 896 557 250 89
43 Signal your intentions. 1.4759 0.01853 1513 997 312 204
44 I don’t want to push you into something you’re not ready for—like traffic. 1.4734 0.02024 1183 762 282 139
45 "I see they've redrawn the congressional district line." 1.4698 0.02249 1075 728 189 158
46 At least there's not much traffic. 1.4691 0.02260 874 550 238 86
47 This is not what I expected when they asked me to adopt a highway 1.4677 0.01972 1332 888 265 179
48 I believe your exact words were "it's my way or the highway!" 1.4658 0.02001 1286 858 257 171
49 It was your idea to adopt a highway. 1.4619 0.02063 1208 810 238 160
50 What time does the parade start? 1.4581 0.02216 919 591 235 93
51 You’re the one who wanted to adopt the highway. 1.4538 0.02189 1104 758 191 155
52 You know, instead of fixating on the claw-foot tub, we should have taken time to notice that a busy road passed right through the house. 1.4514 0.02431 762 495 190 77
53 You know, the Joneses have a bike lane. 1.4512 0.02086 1128 756 235 137
54 I thought it just meant they put your name on a sign. 1.4511 0.02225 1033 703 194 136
55 Is the chicken over there? 1.4499 0.02140 1018 671 236 111
56 We just have to figure out how to keep you from breathing my half of the air. 1.4480 0.02343 817 533 202 82
57 You merge first.” 1.4474 0.02348 1037 741 128 168
58 Your Lyft is circling the kitchen. Should you message him about the accident in the bathroom? 1.4447 0.02261 787 498 228 61
59 I’m glad we took the road less traveled. 1.4434 0.02112 954 616 253 85
60 'Can you believe some people waste money on 'divorce lawyers'?' 1.4401 0.02280 893 597 199 97
61 If you want to merge, I'll yield. 1.4400 0.02204 959 642 212 105
62 I think I'm going to turn in. 1.4355 0.02273 884 592 199 93
63 By the way, there’s a pot hole in the kitchen. 1.4354 0.02402 859 592 160 107
64 Yes, your Dad is a civil engineer. Why? 1.4316 0.02469 665 431 181 53
65 Clever, but don't you think it might attract others besides the ice cream truck?" 1.4313 0.02501 670 439 173 58
66 I’ll trade you one bathroom pass for thirty minutes in the kitchen. 1.4297 0.02554 640 420 165 55
67 This roundabout feasibility study is fascinating. 1.4275 0.02560 641 423 162 56
68 That's not exactly what I had in mind by 'living in the fast lane'. 1.4260 0.02425 770 522 168 80
69 The peloton should be through any minute. 1.4254 0.02581 630 417 158 55
70 What makes you think that I'm leaving you? 1.4247 0.02489 810 570 136 104
71 All we need now is a chicken. 1.4215 0.02500 764 531 144 89
72 Feel free to cross the line. 1.4202 0.02432 702 467 175 60
73 By the time they reopen the highway we’ll have made a fortune in tolls. 1.4197 0.02424 722 484 173 65
74 It certainly clarifies our relationship... 1.4192 0.02397 730 488 178 64
75 Life in the fast lane, right?” 1.4184 0.02462 686 458 169 59
76 If the bus is late, you’ll just have to walk to the kitchen. 1.4181 0.02498 708 482 156 70
77 Things are getting better. It used to be a double yellow. 1.4181 0.02363 720 476 187 57
78 Since the kids moved out, traffic really died down 1.4175 0.02564 661 448 150 63
79 Let me know when you feel like a merge. 1.4172 0.02564 664 451 149 64
80 Could you hitchhike to the kitchen and get me a beer? 1.4155 0.02506 698 476 154 68
81 You know its reversed in England. 1.4154 0.02501 703 480 154 69
82 Nonsense. If I didn’t love you, it’d be a double yellow line. 1.4150 0.02727 653 461 113 79
83 I'd like to finish this article before the rush hour. 1.4146 0.02463 685 460 166 59
84 The tolls alone will cover the mortgage. 1.4144 0.02687 637 442 126 69
85 Says here that most accidents occur in the home. 1.4135 0.02717 653 461 114 78
86 We’re so lucky the easement made this place affordable 1.4126 0.02651 669 469 124 76
87 "I am more comfortable when I stay in my lane. 1.4101 0.02482 656 440 163 53
88 If I didn't want you to visit now and then, I'd have painted a solid line. 1.4099 0.02554 688 477 140 71
89 So just a reminder, you have the kids on your side this weekend. 1.4099 0.02612 649 448 136 65
90 It's a broken line, dear. You're free to make a pass. 1.4092 0.02576 677 470 137 70
91 Marriage has always been a two way street. 1.4085 0.02650 639 444 129 66
92 See who's honking at the door. 1.4083 0.02568 600 401 153 46
93 Are you enjoying living in the fast lane? 1.4080 0.02616 625 428 139 58
94 Sometimes our lives seem so pedestrian. 1.4076 0.02684 628 438 124 66
95 It's just an easement, you said. We won't even notice, you said. 1.4042 0.02685 621 434 123 64
96 ... and now there's a stoplight in the bedroom. 1.4039 0.02617 614 421 138 55
97 It’s inconvenient now, but the tolls will pay off in the end. 1.4035 0.02660 632 442 125 65
98 I think a speed bump would really pull the room together. 1.4027 0.02766 596 420 112 64
99 Now it can be my way and the highway. 1.4021 0.02575 654 454 137 63
100 Mom sounded quite worried when I told her that we're now living on the street. 1.4021 0.02777 562 390 118 54
101 You’re too chicken to cross the road. 1.4017 0.02680 600 416 127 57
102 What's eminent domain again? 1.4016 0.02593 615 421 141 53
103 President Biden's road infrastructure program really hits home. 1.3997 0.02737 598 421 115 62
104 When I adopt a highway I really adopt a highway. 1.3987 0.02678 597 415 126 56
105 I’d say our marriage is middle of the road. What do you think? 1.3981 0.03074 417 283 102 32
106 We're not separated. We're perforated. 1.3971 0.02826 554 390 108 56
107 What knucklehead put a dotted line on a blind curve? 1.3971 0.02864 544 384 104 56
108 Feel free to make a pass 1.3969 0.02659 572 392 133 47
109 There's no solid stripe so, if you'd like make a pass... 1.3961 0.02870 563 403 97 63
110 By the way, your half of the toilet is clogged. 1.3955 0.02893 574 416 89 69
111 Maybe adopting a highway was a mistake. 1.3952 0.02772 539 373 119 47
112 Just signal before attempting to make a pass. 1.3949 0.02589 590 403 141 46
113 Not much traffic tonight. 1.3906 0.02738 530 365 123 42
114 Remember to look both ways before kissing me good night. 1.3902 0.02816 533 374 110 49
115 By the way, tomorrow is street sweeping. 1.3902 0.02853 510 356 109 45
116 Remember, marriage is a two-way street. 1.3900 0.02913 518 368 98 52
117 This gerrymandering is getting out of hand. 1.3897 0.02894 544 391 94 59
118 Glad we went with the high-traffic carpet. 1.3891 0.02806 532 373 111 48
119 Now all we need is a chicken. 1.3889 0.02805 558 397 105 56
120 Ha, ha! The toilet is on MY side! 1.3880 0.02886 518 367 101 50
121 Did you feed the chicken? 1.3875 0.03105 511 378 68 65
122 It’s cut my commute to the home office by 15 seconds. 1.3873 0.02881 519 368 101 50
123 You knew I was territorial when you married me. 1.3872 0.02862 514 362 105 47
124 Don't get your hopes too high, but I am considering a crosswalk. 1.3866 0.02930 507 361 96 50
125 How about if I swing by before rush hour? 1.3864 0.02749 515 355 121 39
126 Well, you DID say, “My way or the highway…” 1.3861 0.02769 531 371 115 45
127 Why do you think we need counseling? 1.3855 0.02952 511 367 91 53
128 When you reach the kitchen, there will be a fork in the road. 1.3843 0.02955 510 367 90 53
129 If you're not chicken,why don't you cross the road? 1.3843 0.02849 510 359 106 45
130 Wanna merge tonight? 1.3835 0.02790 485 333 118 34
131 This redistricting thing is really getting out of control. 1.3803 0.02927 497 355 95 47
132 I love these highway rest areas. 1.3800 0.02952 450 314 101 35
133 Read between the lines, George. 1.3800 0.03020 479 345 86 48
134 I’ve been so much more relaxed since we put the double yellow line around your mother’s room. 1.3786 0.03125 457 332 77 48
135 I told you not to adopt a highway. 1.3775 0.02940 506 366 89 51
136 They did say this flooring was for a high traffic area. 1.3775 0.02846 506 359 103 44
137 You never take my side. 1.3764 0.03223 441 324 68 49
138 Most amicable divorce ever. 1.3763 0.02816 465 321 113 31
139 Keep it up and I'll make it a double yellow line. 1.3755 0.03083 474 347 76 51
140 I didn't know 'adopt a highway' was an interior design trend. 1.3750 0.02994 440 310 95 35
141 Stay in your lane, Harold. 1.3744 0.03010 454 324 90 40
142 Retirement life has really improved ever since we established boundaries. 1.3739 0.02985 476 343 88 45
143 I know what you’re thinking, ‘It should be solid on the curve’ “ 1.3739 0.02981 460 328 92 40
144 Do we really need a crosswalk? 1.3738 0.02654 511 352 127 32
145 I still say we need a chicken. 1.3730 0.03118 445 323 78 44
146 Honey, have you seen the chicken? 1.3726 0.03160 424 306 78 40
147 The marriage counselor was right about us staying in our lanes. 1.3723 0.02888 470 332 101 37
148 We really need to add a bike lane. 1.3721 0.02936 473 338 94 41
149 A yellow brick road was out of our price range. This was the next best thing. 1.3719 0.02965 449 318 95 36
150 I thought “adopting a highway” just meant they put your name on a sign. 1.3714 0.03019 455 327 87 41
151 There's been a pile-up in the kitchen. 1.3705 0.03116 448 327 76 45
152 It's only a partial separation. 1.3704 0.02769 467 323 115 29
153 With you it's always 'My way or the highway.' 1.3699 0.03067 438 315 84 39
154 I would...but there's no crosswalk... 1.3697 0.02946 449 318 96 35
155 Tearing along the dotted line is so much easier than divorce. 1.3688 0.03046 442 318 85 39
156 Did you fix the pothole in the kitchen? 1.3685 0.03110 426 307 81 38
157 .... but, NO, you had to insist on a better offer to move for the bypass. 1.3684 0.03187 361 252 85 24
158 Don`t forget, they`re putting in the speed bumps tomorrow. 1.3682 0.03086 402 284 88 30
159 I told you, it's my way or the highway. 1.3679 0.03156 424 308 76 40
160 I thought marriage was supposed to be a two-way street!?! 1.3678 0.03115 435 316 78 41
161 Well, that division was easy, but what are we going to do with the cat? 1.3675 0.03218 419 307 70 42
162 You should've thought about where the bathroom is BEFORE signing the prenup. 1.3675 0.03124 449 330 73 46
163 How would you feel about a double yellow? 1.3675 0.03011 449 323 87 39
164 This Gerrymander thing has gone too far! 1.3671 0.03202 425 312 70 43
165 But my way is the highway. 1.3671 0.02968 425 299 96 30
166 I know it's last minute but you Wanna come over tonight? 1.3669 0.02974 477 347 85 45
167 Finally, a proper rest stop. 1.3664 0.02977 423 298 95 30
168 Sure, it's nice now, but wait 'til Rush Hour 1.3656 0.03082 424 305 83 36
169 I'm thinking we should get the living room re-paved. 1.3651 0.03173 430 316 71 43
170 Why is it double-solid in the bedroom? 1.3646 0.03508 384 290 48 46
171 You wanted to adopt a highway. 1.3644 0.02937 450 321 94 35
172 I'm glad we were able to adopt this highway and give it a good home. 1.3641 0.03122 423 307 78 38
173 See isn't it so much more relaxing when you stay in your lane hun? 1.3636 0.03036 429 308 86 35
174 Why do I feel like you’re never on my side? 1.3628 0.02889 441 311 100 30
175 Care to make a pass? 1.3617 0.03104 412 297 81 34
176 You used to like my curves. 1.3608 0.03040 424 305 85 34
177 You sure this is what she meant by "trial separation?" 1.3608 0.03097 413 298 81 34
178 I told you it was either my way or the highway. 1.3608 0.03191 413 303 71 39
179 It's so peaceful in here after rush hour. 1.3600 0.03034 425 306 85 34
180 Sometimes I feel you’re not on my side 1.3596 0.03301 381 279 67 35
181 Stay in your lane, Richard. 1.3592 0.03007 387 271 93 23
182 I feel this gerrymandering issue has gone too far. 1.3587 0.03185 407 298 72 37
183 It's bumper-to-bumper in the garage. 1.3582 0.03213 402 295 70 37
184 Honey, we need to find an off ramp. 1.3582 0.03115 402 290 80 32
185 The southbound lane will be closed for vacuuming later today so find an alternate route. 1.3582 0.03153 416 305 73 38
186 This is your last chance to come over. The painters arrive tomorrow to paint a double yellow line on your side! 1.3582 0.03135 416 304 75 37
187 If only you'd change your party registration, we could live in the same district. 1.3581 0.03278 391 288 66 37
188 There’s a parking place by the fridge 1.3578 0.03010 422 303 87 32
189 I gotta tell you, life in the fast lane is not what it's cracked up to be. 1.3577 0.03162 397 288 76 33
190 I love the calm after rush hour, don't you? 1.3570 0.03049 395 281 87 27
191 Our therapist said clear boundaries are important. 1.3566 0.03156 387 279 78 30
192 It's your night to collect the tolls. 1.3563 0.03046 407 292 85 30
193 I'm glad rush hour is over. 1.3558 0.03113 371 263 84 24
194 I'll come over after rush hour 1.3549 0.03095 386 276 83 27
195 The real question is why a chicken would even come into the house… 1.3548 0.03347 389 291 58 40
196 Roadkill for dinner? 1.3547 0.03180 375 270 77 28
197 A bit of a mess in the kitchen. I hit a deer. 1.3544 0.03210 395 290 70 35
198 I had to draw the line somewhere, Harold. 1.3532 0.03149 402 294 74 34
199 Next time, let’s adopt a dog. 1.3529 0.03044 391 279 86 26
200 We can't both be on the right side. 1.3525 0.02972 417 299 89 29
201 Remember our living room before the infrastructure bill? 1.3525 0.03280 383 283 65 35
202 Dad was right. Marriage is a two-way street. 1.3522 0.03181 389 284 73 32
203 You got to admit: it’s a lot more exciting around here since we took out the guard rails. 1.3519 0.03290 378 279 65 34
204 I like it. It really puts the 'apart' in 'apartment.' 1.3518 0.03309 361 264 67 30
205 It says here the Town is finally putting out a bid for that crosswalk you requested! 1.3513 0.03195 390 286 71 33
206 Don't punish him, if he wants to be a road painter, we should encourage him. 1.3510 0.03274 359 261 70 28
207 Okay, but I’m a hard “NO” if you are thinking of adding bike lanes 1.3509 0.03324 379 282 61 36
208 Take a hint, Jack.” 1.3508 0.03408 382 289 52 41
209 Stay in your lane John 1.3507 0.02942 402 285 93 24
210 It's true. Marriage is a two-way street. 1.3505 0.03308 388 290 60 38
211 Hasn't this gerrymandering thing gotten a little out of hand? 1.3504 0.03397 371 278 56 37
212 I love our afternoons at IKEA don’t you? 1.3504 0.03407 391 298 49 44
213 Just make sure you look both ways before going upstairs to bed. 1.3492 0.03222 378 277 70 31
214 Are we there yet? 1.3489 0.03240 364 265 71 28
215 Are you sure this is what your therapist meant when she said marriage is a two-way street? 1.3486 0.03293 370 273 65 32
216 FYI, the stairway entrance to the second floor will be closed tonight from 11 p.m. to 5 a.m. for vacuuming. 1.3477 0.03416 348 258 59 31
217 Good luck getting upstairs. 1.3476 0.03172 351 251 78 22
218 Are you coming over later? 1.3470 0.03034 366 259 87 20
219 Amazon says our delivery is two rooms away. 1.3465 0.03342 355 262 63 30
220 Maybe we should head to the bathroom before all the traffic? 1.3459 0.03106 370 266 80 24
221 Let's change lanes. 1.3456 0.03157 353 253 78 22
222 Where exactly did you get that venison? 1.3444 0.03725 360 285 26 49
223 It could be worse—Susan and Mike next door just have a dead end. 1.3433 0.03531 335 252 51 32
224 How do you feel about merging in the bedroom? 1.3429 0.03417 347 259 57 31
225 yes, it's Ok to make a pass. 1.3421 0.03090 380 276 78 26
226 Next time don't tell the realtor how close you want to be to public transportation 1.3421 0.03501 342 258 51 33
227 We should have taken the state’s offer. 1.3420 0.03161 383 282 71 30
228 I don't know Ed, it just feels like we're going different directions. 1.3420 0.03335 348 257 63 28
229 I'm trying to finish this chapter before rush hour. 1.3415 0.03082 369 266 80 23
230 What with all the Zooming going on, it just made sense. 1.3413 0.03417 293 210 66 17
231 Sure makes waiting for the bus more comfortable, doesn't it? 1.3407 0.04131 226 167 41 18
232 Wouldn't it be great if all divorces were this easy? 1.3403 0.03552 335 254 48 33
233 This is so much better than a divorce. 1.3402 0.03407 341 254 58 29
234 We had to draw a line somewhere. 1.3401 0.03389 347 259 58 30
235 My state just banned that book. 1.3400 0.03269 350 257 67 26
236 You're right, this is much better than getting a divorce. 1.3400 0.03294 350 258 65 27
237 My therapist has me working on boundaries. 1.3397 0.03203 368 271 69 28
238 And always remember to look both ways before you leave your chair. 1.3396 0.03189 374 276 69 29
239 I knew there was a reason why it was the cheapest apartment in Northern Ireland. 1.3394 0.03616 330 252 44 34
240 You take ‘Reading between the lines’ too literally 1.3393 0.03490 333 250 53 30
241 Why did we get him that race car bed? 1.3392 0.03495 339 256 51 32
242 Shall we get a snack before rush hour? 1.3378 0.03193 373 276 68 29
243 How was your commute? 1.3378 0.03219 376 280 65 31
244 Watch out for the speed trap in the kitchen. 1.3375 0.03400 323 238 61 24
245 Well, you should have gone to the bathroom before we started the divorce. 1.3374 0.03621 326 249 44 33
246 One more word and I turn it into a double yellow 1.3371 0.03347 356 267 58 31
247 It's so much better now that you are staying in your lane 1.3364 0.03334 324 237 65 22
248 I put a stop sign by the refrigerator to help with my diet. 1.3364 0.03906 330 265 19 46
249 Love is a two-way street 1.3363 0.03463 336 253 53 30
250 What would you say, Harold, about bringing a "Slow - Children at Play" sign to our lives? 1.3363 0.03489 336 254 51 31
251 So you think our marriage is at a cross roads? 1.3363 0.03279 336 246 67 23
252 Honey, I am so glad we both understand marriage is a two-way street. 1.3363 0.03291 342 252 65 25
253 I don't know Brian, are we really ready to have a crosswalk? 1.3354 0.03332 328 241 64 23
254 When you said you would live across the street, this is not what I expected. 1.3354 0.03247 328 238 70 20
255 This new highway has cut my commute to the home office in half. 1.3354 0.03304 328 240 66 22
256 Well, you said 'My way or the highway' 1.3353 0.03457 340 257 52 31
257 If you lived here you'd be home now 1.3353 0.03356 340 253 60 27
258 My interior decorator studied at Tulane University. 1.3343 0.03643 329 254 40 35
259 It's so nice around here when you stay in your lane. 1.3333 0.03315 330 243 64 23
260 I think it’s time to add a crosswalk. 1.3333 0.03173 339 246 73 20
261 We discussed this. You can go upstairs. Just not on weekends, holidays, or Monday to Friday between 10:00 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. 1.3323 0.03211 337 246 70 21
262 Remember when it was just a metaphor? 1.3323 0.03415 316 234 59 23
263 Once you get to the kitchen, you'll find a fork. 1.3323 0.03526 313 235 52 26
264 I leased out the rights for the I-95 detour. 1.3322 0.03392 307 225 62 20
265 I'm thinking we should add a bike lane. 1.3315 0.03248 359 268 63 28
266 Keep talking like that and I'll paint a solid yellow line. 1.3314 0.03211 341 250 69 22
267 I prefer life in the fast lane. 1.3313 0.03234 329 240 69 20
268 We get along great, as long as we stay stay in our lane! 1.3313 0.03559 326 249 46 31
269 Icy conditions for next twenty years. 1.3312 0.03482 311 232 55 24
270 The drive-thru open house was your best idea ever. 1.3312 0.03476 308 229 56 23
271 It could be worse. The Smiths have a cloverleaf in their den. 1.3286 0.03538 280 206 56 18
272 You're allowed to come over into my lane and sit with me... it's a broken line 1.3280 0.03394 314 233 59 22
273 My therapist said to set clear boundaries. 1.3280 0.03417 311 231 58 22
274 I said three way not freeway. 1.3279 0.03586 305 231 48 26
275 We should have never adopted that highway 1.3276 0.03627 293 221 48 24
276 Ok, I’ll trade you bathroom privileges for kitchen privileges 1.3272 0.03355 327 244 59 24
277 See how well we do when we stay in our own lanes. 1.3269 0.03467 312 234 54 24
278 I told you, ‘my way or…’ 1.3263 0.03277 334 248 63 23
279 be grateful it's not a double solid line 1.3260 0.03441 319 240 54 25
280 The road marker guy had to use our bathroom. 1.3258 0.03451 310 232 55 23
281 My attorney said this arrangement does not count as a separation. 1.3252 0.03253 329 243 65 21
282 The median is the message. 1.3248 0.03442 311 233 55 23
283 Look at it this way: we can charge tolls and get free street maintenance. 1.3234 0.03376 303 224 60 19
284 Since we imposed the toll, it's paying for itself. 1.3233 0.03196 300 216 71 13
285 Did you know this house was once owned by Johnny Cash? 1.3226 0.03880 248 187 42 19
286 When I agreed to adopt a highway I thought I'd just be picking up trash. 1.3216 0.03742 283 217 41 25
287 I recall you mentioning that your ex-wife was in charge of the Zoning Department. 1.3211 0.03532 299 226 50 23
288 I'm thinking about adding a bicycle lane. 1.3207 0.03609 290 220 47 23
289 Traffic’s been light since the kids moved out. 1.3204 0.03326 309 229 61 19
290 You ever think about adding a crosswalk? 1.3204 0.03450 309 233 53 23
291 Would ya' look at us, just two crazy kids on the open road... 1.3201 0.03684 278 211 45 22
292 I left you a half sandwich on your half of the fridge. 1.3199 0.03579 297 226 47 24
293 I know the way to the kitchen, but I'm still not making dinner. 1.3197 0.03459 319 243 50 26
294 Hon, why dontcha drive to the kitchen and pick up some dinner before rush hour traffic? 1.3197 0.03504 269 198 56 15
295 It would have gotten more laughs as a one-liner. 1.3186 0.03626 295 226 44 25
296 Don't worry. It's a passing phase. 1.3185 0.03647 270 203 48 19
297 I love life in the fast lane! 1.3182 0.03287 286 208 65 13
298 I think the city is going a bit overboard with the bike lanes. 1.3172 0.03502 290 218 52 20
299 "Nothing, really. It was just a passing thought. 1.3172 0.03776 268 205 41 22
300 Now we just sit back and collect the tolls. 1.3171 0.03562 287 217 49 21
301 Yes, Henry road his unicycle through the wet paint. Why? 1.3167 0.03579 300 230 45 25
302 Yeah, life is a highway. 1.3164 0.03633 275 208 47 20
303 Sweetie, is the chicken over there? 1.3163 0.03434 294 220 55 19
304 Remember to look both ways before you come to my side of the room. 1.3162 0.03492 291 219 52 20
305 Add it to the list of what Duct Tape is good for. 1.3158 0.03400 285 211 58 16
306 If we were in England, we’d have to switch sides. 1.3153 0.03556 295 225 47 23
307 So I said to our son, ‘it’s my way or the highway’, and you’ll never guess what the brat did next” 1.3147 0.03601 286 218 46 22
308 Need anything from the kitchen before rush hour? 1.3143 0.03512 280 210 52 18
309 What time should I pick you up for supper? 1.3140 0.03438 293 220 54 19
310 It's hard to find something with 4 lanes in our price range. 1.3137 0.03475 271 201 55 15
311 We really need a croswalk 1.3129 0.03337 278 204 61 13
312 You know, communication is a two-way street. 1.3127 0.03627 275 209 46 20
313 I could have sworn the realtor said "tract housing" 1.3123 0.03393 285 212 57 16
314 Well, this gerrymandering has finally gotten out of hand 1.3120 0.04245 234 185 25 24
315 It says here, the city is planning a new highway in this neighborhood 1.3114 0.03431 289 217 54 18
316 I can’t help that I’m the more interesting roadside attraction, Howard. 1.3111 0.03556 270 203 50 17
317 Just look both ways before going upstairs. 1.3106 0.03489 264 196 54 14
318 The room looks so much nicer now that we've fixed the potholes! 1.3106 0.03306 322 244 56 22
319 I don’t think it’s fair that the bathroom is on your side! 1.3103 0.03455 290 219 52 19
320 The bathroom is right off exit four- you cant miss it. 1.3102 0.03631 274 209 45 20
321 "They said it's just until they repair Rte 95." 1.3100 0.03621 271 206 46 19
322 This isn't what I was expecting when we adopted a highway. 1.3100 0.03805 271 211 36 24
323 It's how they're able to deliver our pizza in 30 minutes or less. 1.3094 0.03519 265 198 52 15
324 'Our therapist was right, having clear and permeable boundaries really has improved our homelife. 1.3094 0.03678 265 202 44 19
325 Traffic's not too bad this morning ,hon." 1.3090 0.03197 301 222 65 14
326 You were right it is easier than a divorce. 1.3089 0.03918 246 190 36 20
327 I sent him to his room for a traffic violation. 1.3088 0.03534 272 205 50 17
328 I think I hear the ice cream truck. 1.3085 0.03373 282 210 57 15
329 Let me know if a large pair of scissors comes through. 1.3082 0.03602 292 226 42 24
330 So, so you want to split a pizza tonight? 1.3080 0.03534 263 197 51 15
331 Alright already. I'll give you an easement to the bathroom. 1.3077 0.03643 260 197 46 17
332 Do you ever wonder what’s around the bend for us? 1.3077 0.03366 273 202 58 13
333 Your side has the stove and pans, I'm keeping the door where the restaurant deliveries show up. 1.3071 0.03570 280 214 46 20
334 We get along so much better now that we stay in our own lane. 1.3068 0.03798 264 205 37 22
335 I think we should get road-side assistance. 1.3068 0.03732 251 191 43 17
336 I'm getting used to sitting in traffic. 1.3054 0.03526 239 176 53 10
337 By-the-way, the house has been condemned. Something about a new freeway. 1.3047 0.03759 256 197 40 19
338 These rest stops have really improved over the years 1.3047 0.03465 279 211 51 17
339 I think it’s time to repave the living room. 1.3047 0.03465 279 211 51 17
340 Don't forget, tonight is bridge night. 1.3045 0.03884 266 210 31 25
341 love is about respecting boundaries, sweetheart. 1.3043 0.03375 276 206 56 14
342 Maybe we should’ve let them take it by eminent domain. 1.3043 0.03674 276 214 40 22
343 I tried to tell you it was my way or the highway. 1.3042 0.03526 263 198 50 15
344 My therapist recommended I set clear boundries. 1.3037 0.03542 270 205 48 17
345 Tom quickly realized that Linda may have gotten the better deal seeing as her side had all the toilet paper. 1.3027 0.03935 261 207 29 25
346 See? Divorce doesn’t have to be difficult. 1.3025 0.03676 238 179 46 13
347 I lost my first husband on that hairpin curve. 1.3024 0.03924 248 194 33 21
348 Remember all the accidents on this carpet? 1.3023 0.03652 258 197 44 17
349 You realize both the kitchen and the bathroom are on my side of the line? 1.3022 0.03542 278 213 46 19
350 You're the one who said, "My way or the highway!" 1.3019 0.03544 265 201 48 16
351 Call it a trial perforation. 1.3016 0.03580 252 190 48 14
352 I like that it divides but still allows for legal passing. 1.3011 0.03426 269 202 53 14
353 Bringing your roadwork home again Frank? 1.3007 0.03520 276 211 47 18
354 Who needs kids? I’m so glad we adopted a highway! 1.3004 0.03713 243 185 43 15
355 So, how much did you pay for your side of the timeshare? 1.3004 0.03740 253 195 40 18
356 What did you do with the armadillo? 1.3004 0.03904 253 199 32 22
357 I think we saved a lot of money doing our own divorce 1.3004 0.03740 253 195 40 18
358 My way or the highway. 1.3004 0.03635 283 221 39 23
359 Stay in your lane, sweetie. 1.2996 0.03480 267 202 50 15
360 Can we agree to keep the kitchen bipartisan? 1.2996 0.03579 247 186 48 13
361 Let’s just hope it’s the road not taken. 1.2996 0.03869 237 183 37 17
362 Yes, very light. Is it a bank holiday? 1.2988 0.03672 251 192 43 16
363 So much for peace and quiet. It’s almost rush hour. 1.2984 0.03612 248 188 46 14
364 How's life in the slow lane? 1.2981 0.03454 265 200 51 14
365 Next time you chop up a snake, please do it in the kitchen 1.2981 0.03960 208 158 38 12
366 Please come over for dinner before the traffic gets heavy. 1.2980 0.03641 245 186 45 14
367 Yes, but it's paved with good intentions. 1.2980 0.03732 245 188 41 16
368 How to spend quality time together and respect each other's space? 1.2976 0.03571 252 191 47 14
369 When your mother visits, she staying on your side. 1.2975 0.03763 242 186 40 16
370 Two roads diverged in a yellow house...And I took the one through the living room. 1.2973 0.03792 259 203 35 21
371 Because you never stay in your lane. 1.2973 0.03419 259 194 53 12
372 I told my wife that when it comes to interior design choices it's my way or the highway... You can see where that got me. 1.2973 0.03871 259 205 31 23
373 The realtor was right. This is the high traffic area of the house. 1.2972 0.03818 249 194 36 19
374 Do you think our districts are overly gerrymandered? 1.2972 0.03902 249 196 32 21
375 I’m starting to reassess life in the fast lane. 1.2972 0.03732 249 192 40 17
376 I'm thinking we hold off on the crosswalk. 1.2969 0.03575 256 195 46 15
377 I told you with a little decor, living under a bridge wouldn’t be so bad 1.2966 0.03827 236 182 38 16
378 I imagined our journey down life's highway to be less literal. 1.2964 0.03603 253 193 45 15
379 If you signal first, you can cross over. 1.2962 0.03536 260 198 47 15
380 I think our trial separation is working out quite nicely, don't you? 1.2962 0.03319 260 193 57 10
381 Do I have to draw you a map? 1.2960 0.03676 250 192 42 16
382 Life is so much better when you do not cross the line. 1.2959 0.03472 267 203 49 15
383 This will help us feel like we have a commute even though we work at home. 1.2959 0.03431 267 202 51 14
384 I sense a growing distance between us. 1.2955 0.03615 247 188 45 14
385 We should’ve hired a better lawyer. 1.2955 0.03661 247 189 43 15
386 Look at the bright side. At least it's not a double line 1.2954 0.03670 237 180 44 13
387 Can you give me a ride to the kitchen? 1.2949 0.03444 234 173 53 8
388 Not until you admit you were wrong. 1.2946 0.03813 241 187 37 17
389 I don't know what you're complaining about, the toilet is on YOUR side! 1.2946 0.03858 241 188 35 18
390 The elephant WAS in the room. 1.2939 0.03585 245 186 46 13
391 Location, location, location. 1.2939 0.03552 228 170 49 9
392 I thought the prenup was clear 1.2937 0.03568 269 208 43 18
393 My therapist said I should establish boundaries 1.2936 0.03784 235 181 39 15
394 It all started when I said, “Stay in your lane.” 1.2934 0.03932 242 191 31 20
395 Has that kid from Family Circus been here again? 1.2931 0.03961 232 182 32 18
396 True, but at least I don’t get the headlights in my eyes over here.” 1.2930 0.03651 256 198 41 17
397 See? Much cheaper than a divorce. 1.2928 0.03501 263 201 47 15
398 I think our House Divided stands just fine, don’t you? 1.2922 0.03553 243 184 47 12
399 i love our separate but together time 1.2918 0.03704 233 178 42 13
400 You said he would lose interest in Hotwheels but he’s now 36. 1.2917 0.04115 216 170 29 17
401 In England, I'd be in the driver's seat 1.2917 0.03530 264 203 45 16
402 After last night I'm considering a solid double line. 1.2913 0.03786 230 177 39 14
403 If you don’t mind, I think I’ll pass. 1.2910 0.03816 244 191 35 18
404 It's time for you to hit the road. 1.2907 0.03767 227 174 40 13
405 Watch for cyclists on your way to bed. 1.2903 0.03593 248 190 44 14
406 Are you sure we're in the fast lane? 1.2903 0.03593 248 190 44 14
407 The neighbors have petitioned to add bike lanes. 1.2899 0.03836 238 186 35 17
408 In case of divorce, tear here. 1.2893 0.03698 242 187 40 15
409 Wanna merge? 1.2892 0.03804 204 154 41 9
410 Thank you for respecting my boundaries. 1.2887 0.03426 284 220 46 18
411 Who knew what magic "Stay in your own lane" would work on a marriage? 1.2885 0.03714 253 198 37 18
412 If we keep the speed limit to 10 mph, passing on the curve will be okay. 1.2884 0.03733 215 163 42 10
413 Turns out that a house divided can stand! 1.2883 0.03924 222 173 34 15
414 As much as I’d love to cook you dinner, the stove’s on your side of the house. 1.2882 0.03739 229 176 40 13
415 We really need a high-traffic rug in here. 1.2882 0.04082 229 183 26 20
416 I think we’ve been gerrymandered. 1.2882 0.03790 229 177 38 14
417 I don’t know how much easier you want me to make it for you to hit the road, Jack. 1.2877 0.03907 219 170 35 14
418 You were right. There isn't enough room for a bike lane. 1.2864 0.03891 220 171 35 14
419 So, how’s life in the fast lane. 1.2863 0.03651 227 173 43 11
420 Your place or mine? 1.2863 0.03559 241 184 45 12
421 I think John's remote Driver's Ed course is going quite well. 1.2863 0.03730 255 201 35 19
422 Still beats living next to the subway. 1.2857 0.03636 238 183 42 13
423 Sweetheart! The dotted line means we don’t have to stay in our own lanes tonight. 1.2857 0.03732 238 185 38 15
424 You may have all the entertainment devices on your side, but I have all their remote controls. 1.2850 0.04126 214 170 27 17
425 I told you, the couch just *looks* greener on my side. 1.2845 0.03719 239 186 38 15
426 I guess we have to keep sitting as a house divided cannot stand. 1.2845 0.03812 239 188 34 17
427 It's one way or another. 1.2845 0.03696 232 179 40 13
428 Our marriage feels like we are on opposite sides of the road. 1.2844 0.03668 225 172 42 11
429 We need to talk, Bernie. I'm sensing a divide between us 1.2844 0.04057 211 166 30 15
430 She said she had to dash! 1.2844 0.04057 211 166 30 15
431 Guests will never have to ask "Where's the bathroom" again. 1.2840 0.03862 250 200 29 21
432 It says here they're going to put in a traffic circle. 1.2839 0.03552 236 180 45 11
433 I’m still working out the proper metaphor for what’s come between us. 1.2835 0.05578 127 103 12 12
434 Yes I have the remote. Why do you ask? 1.2834 0.04221 187 146 29 12
435 You've got to draw the line someplace 1.2833 0.03561 240 184 44 12
436 The gerrymandering problem is hitting a little too close to home. 1.2831 0.03949 219 172 32 15
437 Tape was cheaper than getting divorced. 1.2827 0.03688 237 184 39 14
438 The line goes away when you un-fuck my sister. 1.2823 0.04405 209 171 17 21
439 Our relationship has gotten so much better since we started setting boundaries. 1.2819 0.03531 227 172 46 9
440 It says here, the sexes have never been more divided. 1.2817 0.03912 213 166 34 13
441 Just a reminder, Fred. It's my way or the highway! 1.2817 0.03912 213 166 34 13
442 For dinner tonight we could have that raccoon that got run over in the kitchen. 1.2816 0.04177 206 164 26 16
443 I feel that life is passing me by. 1.2815 0.03576 238 183 43 12
444 Hit the road, Jack. 1.2815 0.03674 238 185 39 14
445 I think the Highway Commission is getting a bit pushy about our holding out on selling. 1.2814 0.03800 231 181 35 15
446 I’m have separation anxiety. 1.2814 0.03543 231 176 45 10
447 The therapist said we had to stay in our own lanes. 1.2811 0.03691 217 166 41 10
448 I love these quiet evenings when the traffic is light. 1.2810 0.03771 210 161 39 10
449 It's been a whole lot quieter here since they built the bypass. 1.2807 0.03517 228 173 46 9
450 As soon as they fix the I95 bridge we can change the carpet back 1.2804 0.03723 214 164 40 10
451 Let’s pass. 1.2803 0.03463 239 182 47 10
452 The best thing we ever did was remove the crosswalks. 1.2800 0.03815 225 176 35 14
453 I’m glad we decided to not involve the lawyers 1.2798 0.03789 218 169 37 12
454 You know, it's o.k. to make a pass 1.2796 0.03815 211 163 37 11
455 I thought our realtor said our house was on the highway, not the other way around. 1.2793 0.03902 222 175 32 15
456 Who said lawyers can’t be creative!? 1.2791 0.03823 215 167 36 12
457 Bike lanes? Not in my back yard. 1.2785 0.03718 219 169 39 11
458 So far, this traffic study gig is pretty sweet. 1.2785 0.03545 219 166 45 8
459 You were right, honey! This is much cheaper than a divorce. 1.2780 0.04066 205 162 29 14
460 So when it came to the flooring I told her - It's either MY way or the highway! 1.2778 0.04185 216 175 22 19
461 Traffic seems light 1.2778 0.04042 198 155 31 12
462 Turns out marriage does have a road map. 1.2770 0.03784 213 165 37 11
463 Going to the bathroom? Just remember to look both ways. 1.2770 0.03842 213 166 35 12
464 I forget, did you take the High Road, or was that me? 1.2770 0.03842 213 166 35 12
465 Line between the reads 1.2762 0.03936 210 165 32 13
466 Stay in your lane, dear. 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
467 When does alternate side of the room sitting begin? 1.2759 0.03571 232 179 42 11
468 I told you we should haven taken the city’s offer.” 1.2757 0.04103 214 172 25 17
469 I’m glad we live on a quiet street 1.2752 0.03777 218 170 36 12
470 You have no right to tell me to stay in my lane. 1.2752 0.03663 218 168 40 10
471 Who says Gerrymandering isn't an exact science? 1.2752 0.03887 218 172 32 14
472 This is what happens when the decorator’s from L.A. 1.2750 0.04068 200 158 29 13
473 There is only one donut left. I’ll race you for it. 1.2750 0.03747 200 153 39 8
474 Starting Monday, according to ConEd, we should expect construction delays in our living room. 1.2749 0.03802 211 164 36 11
475 Patrick Swayze movie, 9 letters, begins with an 'R' 1.2749 0.03919 211 166 32 13
476 Honey, I know, but the price of the house was cheap, and it’s only bad at rush hour. 1.2739 0.03639 230 179 39 12
477 Yes, you are right after all--life is a two way street. 1.2736 0.03926 201 157 33 11
478 The agent said it shouldn’t cost much to add an overpass. 1.2736 0.03926 201 157 33 11
479 I thought you said it was your way OR the highway. 1.2736 0.04125 212 171 24 17
480 I’m glad Kevin loves his new job with the Highways Dept… but does have to bring it home with him? 1.2736 0.03845 212 166 34 12
481 It's a play called No Exit. 1.2735 0.03604 223 172 41 10
482 Book mobile is late again! 1.2732 0.04020 194 152 31 11
483 So glad we grew up and got rid of the model trains." 1.2732 0.03747 205 158 38 9
484 So... you think the new therapist was being literal? 1.2731 0.03851 216 170 33 13
485 If you want dinner, we better start before rush-hour. 1.2731 0.03738 216 168 37 11
486 Not sure this is what 'Putting up Boundaries' means 1.2727 0.03963 198 155 32 11
487 I'd love to, but GPS says it will take me way too long to get you that beer. 1.2727 0.04111 209 168 25 16
488 You can keep the children 1.2727 0.03625 231 180 39 12
489 Don't worry. They're lowering the speed limit here to 50. 1.2719 0.03723 217 169 37 11
490 Gerrymandering aside, it's kinda cool. 1.2715 0.03946 221 177 28 16
491 The broker was right: it is quiet after rush hour is over. 1.2714 0.03805 210 164 35 11
492 This trial separation isn't half bad. 1.2713 0.03815 188 144 37 7
493 Only you would put a passing zone on a curve. 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
494 At first they were angry when they realized they had ordered a paint striping machine instead of a Roomba but as time passed they grew to love the lines. 1.2706 0.04476 170 136 22 12
495 You know, you should be facing the direction of traffic. 1.2701 0.03749 174 131 39 4
496 Well, you were right. We've had a lot fewer accidents since we went to two lanes. 1.2700 0.03402 237 182 46 9
497 You misunderstood me when I said we needed to set boundaries. 1.2700 0.04116 200 160 26 14
498 My life coach encouraged me to set boundaries. 1.2698 0.03500 215 164 44 7
499 This redistricting stuff has gotten a little out of hand. 1.2696 0.03875 204 160 33 11
500 Remember to look both ways when you go up to bed. 1.2694 0.03693 219 171 37 11
501 Try reading between the lines. 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
502 Please take my boundaries seriously next time. 1.2692 0.03762 208 162 36 10
503 Thanks, I’ll pass. 1.2691 0.03702 223 175 36 12
504 Someone's coming tomorrow to fix the traffic light in the den. 1.2690 0.03900 197 154 33 10
505 And they said we couldn't split the house. 1.2689 0.03890 212 168 31 13
506 so this is a halfway house? 1.2689 0.03947 212 169 29 14
507 I feel like we're on a road to nowhere 1.2687 0.04036 201 160 28 13
508 Merge? 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
509 That coyote was wilier than I thought! 1.2679 0.03684 209 162 38 9
510 Just remember to stay in your lane. 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
511 If marriage counseling doesn't work. 1.2670 0.04179 191 153 25 13
512 ‘”Why don’t you go down to the crosswalk and come over and sit next to me?” 1.2667 0.03987 195 154 30 11
513 It's not what I had in mind when you asked for a separation. 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
514 Honestly, this State has the best rest stops ever. 1.2667 0.04024 210 169 26 15
515 At least it's not a solid yellow line. 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
516 As usual,no bike lanes. 1.2663 0.04120 199 160 25 14
517 I always find this part of the Grand Prix so relaxing. 1.2660 0.03617 203 156 40 7
518 Depends; are you crossing for business or pleasure? 1.2658 0.03866 222 178 29 15
519 You coming over later? 1.2658 0.03759 222 176 33 13
520 Wadaya say we put in a traffic light by the stairs? 1.2658 0.03649 222 174 37 11
521 Did I just hear some scissors? 1.2657 0.03700 207 161 37 9
522 And to think they said our marriage would never work. 1.2657 0.03825 207 163 33 11
523 Good call, waiting out rush hour. 1.2657 0.03763 207 162 35 10
524 If it was a double yellow, we'd never have sex 1.2656 0.04026 192 152 29 11
525 If we each stay in our own lane I think this marriage will survive. 1.2656 0.04225 192 155 23 14
526 Well, the listing did say it was convenient to highway. 1.2653 0.03835 196 153 34 9
527 You can come over. It's not a double line. 1.2651 0.03841 215 171 31 13
528 The dashed line means you can make a pass Bernie. 1.2651 0.03784 215 170 33 12
529 Trust me, it’s better than a railroad apartment. 1.2646 0.04136 189 151 26 12
530 I love this quiet time of the day when there's so much less traffic through the house. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
531 They said they would take cars off our streets. 1.2642 0.03871 193 151 33 9
532 If you ever want to ratchet our relationship up a notch, remember the dashed line means you can attempt a pass. 1.2640 0.04143 197 159 24 14
533 Still think he made America great again? 1.2639 0.03769 216 171 33 12
534 Do you still think I'm overreacting to the new redistricting? 1.2637 0.04144 201 163 23 15
535 Stop playing with the GPS. You know where the bathroom is. 1.2634 0.03905 205 163 30 12
536 If Waze finds out about this, we're screwed. 1.2634 0.03887 224 181 27 16
537 It says here you can get a complete demilitarized zone now on Amazon. 1.2632 0.04250 209 173 17 19
538 Waze shortcuts are out of control. 1.2632 0.03908 190 149 32 9
539 You can say what you want but if you cross the line, you're toast. 1.2629 0.03743 213 168 34 11
540 What say we widen the Demilitarized Zone today 1.2624 0.03815 202 159 33 10
541 Remind me,when's that guy with the big scissors coming? 1.2624 0.03879 202 160 31 11
542 When did the guys say they were coming to put the crosswalk in? 1.2624 0.03879 202 160 31 11
543 I can tell our relationship is improving- no more double yellow. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
544 Shall we tear along the dotted line for a little excitement? 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
545 Did... did one of those Family Circus kids come through here? 1.2621 0.04008 206 166 26 14
546 I can read between the lines, but not sure if you will ever side with me! 1.2621 0.03701 206 161 36 9
547 Don’t make me make it a double solid! 1.2621 0.03504 206 158 42 6
548 Evidently, the Road to Ruin goes through our living room. 1.2621 0.03949 206 165 28 13
549 I think the city is taking this bike path initiative too far. 1.2620 0.04295 187 152 21 14
550 Well, you’re the one who supported the infrastructure bill. 1.2619 0.03716 210 165 35 10
551 Yes, it is a book for people having difficulty setting firm boundaries.Why do you ask? 1.2619 0.03776 210 166 33 11
552 Next, let's pave the kitchen. 1.2617 0.03669 214 168 36 10
553 This is so much better than an RV. 1.2615 0.03904 195 154 31 10
554 At least I didn't build a wall and make you pay for it.. 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
555 And you thought our seats at the Monaco Grand Prix were good. 1.2611 0.03798 203 160 33 10
556 Hey, handsome...your state or mine? 1.2611 0.03925 203 162 29 12
557 Why do I feel like we're going in different directions? 1.2607 0.03700 211 166 35 10
558 Oh,I ordered a chicken to complete the room... 1.2607 0.04050 211 172 23 16
559 The scissors are coming 1.2606 0.03999 188 149 29 10
560 Trail separation: pure genius. 1.2604 0.04010 192 153 28 11
561 When I said "Division of Property", I wasn't joking. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
562 A roll of duct tape really can fix anything! 1.2602 0.04083 196 158 25 13
563 I can definitely see why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2600 0.03767 200 157 34 9
564 Now can I make a pass? 1.2597 0.03870 181 141 33 7
565 We should get a chicken! 1.2596 0.03915 208 167 28 13
566 Why did the husband cross the road? 1.2595 0.04112 185 148 26 11
567 It says here: “for a healthy marriage, stay in your lane”. 1.2595 0.03966 185 146 30 9
568 I'm surprised they didn't give us a double yellow line. After all, it is a blind curve. 1.2594 0.03976 212 172 25 15
569 Speed readers get the left lane. 1.2589 0.03518 197 151 41 5
570 Yes, we can see other people during our trial separation. She would have to stay on your side of the line though. 1.2589 0.03869 197 156 31 10
571 I feel like we need to build a bridge to renew our relationship. 1.2587 0.04007 201 162 26 13
572 Are you sure he can't ride his bike outside? 1.2587 0.03944 201 161 28 12
573 This is so much better than a legal separation. 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
574 "Proof positive that marriage is a two-way street". 1.2584 0.03778 209 166 32 11
575 It was in the prenup 1.2582 0.04081 182 145 27 10
576 I bought the place after seeing a billboard that read, "If you lived here you'd be home by now." 1.2579 0.03962 190 151 29 10
577 Clearly this wasn't a fully thought out plan, the kitchen and bathroom are on my side. 1.2579 0.03891 190 150 31 9
578 Alexa, set a reminder for alternate-side-of-the-street parking. 1.2579 0.03891 190 150 31 9
579 Where's the chicken? 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
580 You're drifting, dear, stay in your lane. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
581 I put the yield sign by the bedroom door. 1.2574 0.03864 202 161 30 11
582 Listen to this ... they are finally putting in that bypass! 1.2570 0.04047 179 142 28 9
583 If we have different addresses, do we still live together? 1.2568 0.03833 183 143 33 7
584 How long is this "stay in your lane" thing going to last? 1.2568 0.03986 183 145 29 9
585 Luckily, we're not hitting any of that bridge traffic. 1.2563 0.03834 199 158 31 10
586 Thank you for changing it from a solid double yellow 1.2563 0.03834 199 158 31 10
587 Was it something I said…? 1.2557 0.03843 176 137 33 6
588 It's just until they reopen the I-95. 1.2554 0.04186 184 149 23 12
589 At least it isn’t a solid double line. 1.2553 0.04122 188 152 24 12
590 The therapist said we should stay in our lanes 1.2551 0.04068 196 159 24 13
591 The 6:15 seems to be running late. 1.2551 0.03870 196 156 30 10
592 Communication is a two-way street. 1.2542 0.04068 177 141 27 9
593 Okay, fine—my way AND the highway. 1.2542 0.04146 177 142 25 10
594 Let's stop reading between the lines. 1.2541 0.03873 185 146 31 8
595 How is life on the other side of the tracks? 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
596 How is this ‘Life in the Fast Lane’? 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
597 I think we can expand to include a bike lane 1.2539 0.03837 193 153 31 9
598 We're fine until Waze finds it. 1.2538 0.03785 197 156 32 9
599 I feel like I'm in a New Yorker caption contest. Any ideas? 1.2538 0.04175 197 162 20 15
600 I wonder if we should have given the kids a passing lane. 1.2537 0.03686 205 162 34 9
601 It’s certainly cheaper than a divorce! 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
602 You’re the one who wanted a shorter commute. 1.2528 0.04277 178 145 21 12
603 We should have done this long ago. Just stay in your lane. 1.2528 0.04048 178 142 27 9
604 Consider it a trial separation. 1.2527 0.03752 182 142 34 6
605 I got the side with the stairs, smart guy. And the couch. Sleep tight. 1.2527 0.04210 182 148 22 12
606 How are things on the Republican side of the house? 1.2527 0.04351 182 150 18 14
607 It is not ideal,but at least it makes catching taxi a little bit easier. 1.2527 0.03832 182 143 32 7
608 I'll tell you what -- I'll wash the dishes after you build the pedestrian overpass. 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
609 Wait, which one of us has the right of way? 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
610 When I asked for a separation,this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2526 0.03957 194 156 27 11
611 I finally figured out how to get the kids from crashing into each other. 1.2525 0.03768 198 157 32 9
612 Actually I do think speed bumps would be a great idea! 1.2525 0.03768 198 157 32 9
613 Would you like to go to the rest stop? 1.2525 0.03784 202 161 31 10
614 I liked it better before your mother moved in. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
615 Are you still sure you don't want to sell the house and split the money? 1.2514 0.03842 175 137 32 6
616 I think it's time to take seriously those rumors about a highway being built through here. 1.2514 0.03926 175 138 30 7
617 Can't say I'm a fan of the new carpet. What do you think? 1.2513 0.03983 187 150 27 10
618 What do you want for dinner tonight Hon? Raccoon or squirrel? 1.2513 0.03910 187 149 29 9
619 Should we vote on adding a bike lane? 1.2513 0.03836 187 148 31 8
620 Can you see who is at the front door? It’s on your side. 1.2513 0.04125 187 152 23 12
621 It's good enough for the trial separation, but I can't see it working when the divorce is final. 1.2513 0.04064 191 155 24 12
622 Oh by the way, did you see that letter from the Street Department I left on your desk? 1.2513 0.03710 191 150 34 7
623 If you see a giant pair of scissors, run! 1.2513 0.04005 195 158 25 12
624 I'd like to change it to a double yellow line. 1.2513 0.03939 195 157 27 11
625 Relax. Rush hour’s not for another 30 minutes. 1.2500 0.03892 188 150 29 9
626 So much more open now we've taken out the guardrails. 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
627 Should have a solid line on this curve. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
628 I've made it very clear where I sit. 1.2500 0.03588 188 146 37 5
629 And remember, no crossing the broken line unless you are making a pass! 1.2500 0.03574 208 164 36 8
630 Let's merge! 1.2500 0.03999 164 129 29 6
631 The secret formula for happily ever after 1.2500 0.04035 188 152 25 11
632 We can't afford separate houses and a divorce. This is the only solution. 1.2500 0.03768 180 141 33 6
633 Well, it looks like mom finally found a laxative that works! 1.2500 0.04526 172 143 15 14
634 I called an Uber to take me to the kitchen. Can I get you anything? 1.2500 0.04084 180 145 25 10
635 Nobody told us this house was on the equator. 1.2487 0.03768 197 157 31 9
636 Look both ways before going upstairs. 1.2487 0.03836 197 158 29 10
637 Of course you can join me on the divan. Just be sure to look both ways before crossing 1.2487 0.03890 193 155 28 10
638 When I said I was alright with eminent domain, this isn’t what I meant 1.2487 0.03945 189 152 27 10
639 Shouldn’t we make this a solid double line? 1.2487 0.04154 189 155 21 13
640 Sure you can join me but make sure you look both ways first. 1.2487 0.03945 189 152 27 10
641 The secret to a happy marriage is to stay in your lane. 1.2485 0.04343 169 138 20 11
642 Sorry, but I’m still loving our alternate side parking regulations” 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
643 I prefer to live life in the fast lane. 1.2475 0.03634 202 160 34 8
644 You've dashed all my hopes for a reconcillation. 1.2475 0.03896 202 164 26 12
645 Why did the bored housewife cross the road? 1.2473 0.03759 186 147 32 7
646 I’m really enjoying our staycation road trip, aren’t you? 1.2473 0.03891 182 145 29 8
647 Why don’t we do it in the road? 1.2472 0.04183 178 145 22 11
648 The bathroom is at the next exit. 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
649 If this were Britain, I'd have the couch 1.2471 0.04091 174 140 25 9
650 Do you get the feeling we are stuck in our own lanes? 1.2471 0.04071 170 136 26 8
651 When did you say that crosswalk is getting installed? 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
652 Perfect staycation: No miles. No gas. No tolls. No on or off ramps. No tickets 1.2462 0.03801 199 160 29 10
653 It's an article about Robert Moses. Why? 1.2460 0.03817 187 149 30 8
654 The kitchen is on your side. 1.2460 0.03741 187 148 32 7
655 If you can read this, you're too close. 1.2459 0.04024 183 148 25 10
656 You have it backwards. I’m the one who’s living life in the fast lane. 1.2459 0.04024 183 148 25 10
657 I’m not thrilled with this detour for I-95. 1.2459 0.04171 183 150 21 12
658 Too bad for you the pizza guy doesn't deliver to your side. 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
659 Doris, what happened to the chicken? 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
660 I've never been more content since we decided to adopt a highway. 1.2456 0.04217 171 139 22 10
661 this is nice but I’m dreading rush hour…… 1.2455 0.04201 167 135 23 9
662 Don't you think it's time we repaved the living room? 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
663 Don't get any ideas about the passing lane. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
664 I think your exact words were: "highway, shmyway... 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
665 This roadhouse isn’t quite what I expected it to be. 1.2447 0.03946 188 152 26 10
666 Don't forget to look both ways when grabbing the remote 1.2447 0.03946 188 152 26 10
667 And they thought they could railroad us into selling. 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
668 I think we need to put in a crosswalk. 1.2446 0.03853 184 147 29 8
669 This article says there will be a surprise detour while the highway is under repair. 1.2444 0.04288 180 149 18 13
670 Why divorce when we can just separate? 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
671 I told Uber we want separate checks. 1.2442 0.03944 172 137 28 7
672 I really hate Robert Moses. 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
673 I think you took my remark, stay in your lane, a little too literally. “ 1.2439 0.04248 164 133 22 9
674 And then I thought “What’s the best way to frustrate the biggest number of cartoon captioners?” 1.2439 0.04335 164 134 20 10
675 Go get that chicken and let's figure this out once and for all. 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
676 I told you it would be easy to see the Tour de France this year. 1.2432 0.04130 185 152 21 12
677 These rest stops are turning out to be the best part of the trip. 1.2431 0.03890 181 145 28 8
678 Bobby, go brush your teeth while there’s no traffic. 1.2429 0.03866 177 141 29 7
679 Our counselor had us create some interesting boundaries 1.2429 0.03866 177 141 29 7
680 I don't think this is what Netflix meant when they said we can't share a password 1.2429 0.03866 177 141 29 7
681 I'm still not sure we made the right decision fighting City Hall and refusing to sell our house for the new Freeway! 1.2428 0.04172 173 141 22 10
682 I remember when you'd accelerate around our curves. 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
683 I think it's time we visit a marriage counselor, dear. 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
684 Can you drive me to the kitchen later? 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
685 Brilliant idea to build the house on the state line. The book you're reading just got banned here. 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
686 Who knew creating a healthy boundary could be so sexy? 1.2424 0.03664 198 158 32 8
687 Because I'm a traffic engineer.....that's why. 1.2421 0.03689 190 151 32 7
688 Therapist said to set boundaries 1.2421 0.03909 190 154 26 10
689 Rick pondered the moment that Linda had decided to take "my way or the highway" to the next level 1.2419 0.04038 186 152 23 11
690 This relationship is taking a toll 1.2418 0.03543 182 142 36 4
691 darling are you sure we still have to socially distance? 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
692 I do appreciate Sundays when traffic is light. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
693 Let's go British today and switch sides. 1.2416 0.03763 178 141 31 6
694 "It's a hint we should accept their eminent domain offer." 1.2416 0.04008 178 144 25 9
695 Seems like our relationship has reached a dead end. 1.2416 0.03928 178 143 27 8
696 My therapist has stressed that I need to set more boundaries. 1.2416 0.04086 178 145 23 10
697 '"Not demolishing the house and continuing the road. Great deal.' you said" 1.2416 0.03928 178 143 27 8
698 I see Billy from Family Circus visited. 1.2415 0.03749 207 168 28 11
699 That new lawyer really simplified things! 1.2414 0.03903 174 139 28 7
700 I'm considering putting a double-yellow line on the curve around the staircase. 1.2414 0.04230 174 143 20 11
701 Turns out the city was correct about the detour not being an inconvenience to us, after all. 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
702 Says here, we need more bike lanes. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
703 They painted it wrong. There's no passing on a curve. 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
704 The Amazon delivery system is certainly getting perfected. 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
705 You're the one who said marriage is a two-way street. 1.2407 0.04448 162 134 17 11
706 How about a drive-in movie night? 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
707 So, is this considered work from home or roadwork? 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
708 Yes, I do plan to stay parked on the couch all day. 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
709 I’m so glad the judge spilt the house! 1.2402 0.03988 179 145 25 9
710 A house divided actually can stand. 1.2402 0.03988 179 145 25 9
711 Are you living your life in the fast lane or am I? 1.2402 0.03988 179 145 25 9
712 You know, the yellow dashes means that making a pass is acceptable. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
713 I went with dashes to allow passing. 1.2398 0.03534 196 155 35 6
714 This week's CVS receipts. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
715 I'm ready for some life in the fast lane. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
716 I’m thinking of adding a bike lane. But the zoning requirements are bonkers. 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
717 That new Thai place in the foyer? The Times says it's "utterly forgettable." 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
718 No, honey, you live on the other side of the tracks. 1.2395 0.04265 167 137 20 10
719 In England, the sofa is on the left side of the living room 1.2395 0.04179 167 136 22 9
720 It says here the whole country is divided. 1.2395 0.03723 167 131 32 4
721 This works great until Street sweeping day. 1.2394 0.03854 188 152 27 9
722 Well, it's not a double yellow line. 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
723 If this were the International Date Line, I’d be reading yesterday’s news. 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
724 Shut the fuck up, Donny. 1.2391 0.04273 184 154 16 14
725 This arrangement is truly putting a toll on our relationship. 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
726 We need to read between the lanes. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
727 Get this! Some idiot built his house over a waterfall. 1.2384 0.04671 151 126 14 11
728 Do you think that we’re taking that marriage counselor a bit too literally? 1.2384 0.03834 172 137 29 6
729 Was that the kid from Family Circus? 1.2384 0.04091 172 140 23 9
730 Good boundaries have strengthened our relationship. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
731 The bedroom has double yellow. 1.2381 0.03686 189 151 31 7
732 It says here to expect road construction in residential areas. 1.2381 0.04242 168 138 20 10
733 Shouldn't we have a height limit marked on the arch? 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
734 I just love that our little girl is working on our infrastructure! 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
735 Did you ever open the eminent domain letter? 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
736 Let me know when your headed to bed so we only have to take one car. 1.2372 0.04372 156 128 19 9
737 They told me they can't paint the crosswalk for another two weeks. 1.2367 0.03488 169 131 36 2
738 The road’s clear if you feel like crossing over. 1.2367 0.03587 169 132 34 3
739 Look both ways before you talk to me 1.2367 0.04134 169 138 22 9
740 Honey, did you ever find out what that eminent domain thing was all about? 1.2366 0.03946 186 152 24 10
741 It's just a striped line dear; you can cross anytime at my discretion. 1.2364 0.03737 165 130 31 4
742 Please, no eighteen wheelers! I just vacuumed! 1.2363 0.03606 182 144 33 5
743 The Bipolar Express 1.2360 0.03893 161 128 28 5
744 What’s the read limit? 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
745 It’s not fair. All my friends have a diamond lane. 1.2356 0.03794 174 139 29 6
746 This gerrymandering thing is really getting out of control. 1.2353 0.04886 153 131 8 14
747 Do you think we should have done with a solid line around the curve? 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
748 Today it's you turn to live life in the fast lane 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
749 This was the only way we could afford a house. 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
750 Dinner will be ready at 5PM in my timezone... 1.2350 0.04060 183 151 21 11
751 So glad we thought of this before calling divorce attorneys. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
752 I love it when rush hour is over. 1.2343 0.03597 175 138 33 4
753 It’s the new redistricting map for state representatives. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
754 Don't forget, we're repaving on Tuesday. 1.2339 0.04091 171 140 22 9
755 Intermate Highway 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
756 I like this so much better than the double yellow line we used to have. 1.2339 0.04255 171 142 18 11
757 If you feel like a little jaywalking later tonight . . . 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
758 Looks like rush hour is over. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
759 I suppose we all have to draw the line somewhere. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
760 The ants are playing mahjong again. 1.2335 0.04156 167 137 21 9
761 Just be glad it's not a double-yellow. 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
762 You get it. The fridge is on your side of the kitchen. 1.2330 0.03925 176 143 25 8
763 I got the upstairs! 1.2324 0.03871 185 151 25 9
764 Three bedrooms and right on the bus line! 1.2323 0.04373 155 128 18 9
765 I feel like a late night snack. Wanna catch the 10:37 bus back to the kitchen? 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
766 I forget, who keeps the baby again? 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
767 I got us his and hers sovereign states. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
768 I'll let you know when it's safe to cross. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
769 When the realtor said we'd be close to the freeway she wasn't kidding. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
770 Uh-oh, Larry. Top Ten signs of food delivery addiction. 1.2316 0.03822 177 143 27 7
771 Hey, you wanna merge later?" 1.2316 0.03737 177 142 29 6
772 Where should we put the charging station? 1.2316 0.03986 177 145 23 9
773 Now we'll see who's neater." 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
774 Frieda, I'm glad we had an amicable divorce. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
775 Don't worry; it's just one of those Family Circus kids. 1.2312 0.04273 160 132 19 9
776 Thank goodness rush hour is over! 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
777 Oh yeah!…Well actually, my attorney says that I CAN cross a DOTTED line. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
778 It’s amazing how much lighter the traffic is when the kids are out of school. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
779 Next week… the wall goes up. 1.2308 0.03846 169 136 27 6
780 So this is what taking the low road looks like. 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
781 The kitchen might be on your side, but the bathroom is on mine. 1.2308 0.04112 169 139 21 9
782 The perils of Eminent Domain. 1.2308 0.03753 169 135 29 5
783 Can we renegotiate couch custody? 1.2308 0.03749 182 147 28 7
784 I do love this life on the road. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
785 It's nice living on a two-way street. 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
786 I can’t believe we found a place with a private road. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
787 Did you ever find out what eminent domain means? 1.2299 0.04108 174 144 20 10
788 Eminent domain my ass. They can run their freeway through here.... We're not leaving. (RBA) 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
789 Richard is just being Petty. 1.2298 0.04249 161 133 19 9
790 Strange, this two-way street doesn't feel like love. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
791 I'd get something from the kitchen, but I'm not up for a road trip. 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
792 So,this my way or the highway? 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
793 Our favorite role play is a policewoman and a driver 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
794 Hey, it works for Ikea. 1.2289 0.04243 166 138 18 10
795 These new zoning laws are killer. 1.2289 0.03883 166 134 26 6
796 This is me staying in my lane. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
797 I can't believe we got the best seats for the French Grand Prix 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
798 Lincoln was wrong, it’s you I can’t stand. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
799 Marriage is better when you stay in your lane. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
800 Gerrymandering is out of control. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
801 Your side of the rug needs to be vacuumed. 1.2283 0.04020 184 153 20 11
802 Hopefully this will facilitate two-way communication. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
803 Life in the fast lane is actually pretty relaxing. 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
804 Do I really need a passport to use the upstairs shower? 1.2281 0.03982 171 140 23 8
805 I will not pay for the border wall. 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
806 This I95 detour is very inconvenient. 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
807 Should we walk in for dinner or call an Uber? 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
808 It's cheaper than divorce. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
809 You know what might be fun? A toll booth! 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
810 Consciously Uncoupled 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
811 No jaywalking. 1.2278 0.03681 180 145 29 6
812 Maybe our separation is too amicable. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
813 I warned you it would be my way or the highway 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
814 Did you read this article about that new highway they are planning to build? 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
815 I find this much friendlier than that double yellow line. 1.2275 0.04133 167 138 20 9
816 The marriage counselor said this was better than the double solid lines we both liked. 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
817 Hey want to grab a bite before rush hour 1.2273 0.04562 154 130 13 11
818 Has the 3:30 bus gone through yet? 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
819 Welcome to life in the fast lane. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
820 Let’s cross that bridge when we get there, shall we? 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
821 Just stay in your lane, man. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
822 They were right—life is better in the fast lane. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
823 Was that our son? 1.2267 0.03786 172 139 27 6
824 Cross at your own risk. 1.2267 0.03695 172 138 29 5
825 Well yes, now that the traffic has died down I can hear what your saying. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
826 Next time, a solid line. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
827 Today let's pretend we're in England. 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
828 It's just to remind you to stay in your lane. 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
829 My love...remember, even the chicken crossed the road. 1.2264 0.04364 159 133 16 10
830 I am glad we decided to go for a simple division of property. 1.2262 0.04196 168 140 18 10
831 You were right. Shaves ten minutes off my commute. 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
832 The commute’s not so bad. 1.2258 0.03724 155 123 29 3
833 My therapist told me I should stay in my lane. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
834 I told my sister it was an easy divorce. We just split everything down the middle. 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
835 I guess I simply enjoy life in the fast lane. 1.2256 0.03791 133 104 28 1
836 I could get used to living on the road. 1.2254 0.04189 173 145 17 11
837 I had it perforated for when you start talking politics. 1.2254 0.03854 173 141 25 7
838 Life in the slow lane 1.2254 0.03766 173 140 27 6
839 You know, sometimes I feel we’re just heading in different directions. 1.2252 0.04523 151 127 14 10
840 I’m gonna need to borrow a few things from your side for a party I’m throwing for my lawyer. 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
841 It's easier to relax when we stay in our own lane. 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
842 Can you pass me the inter section? 1.2250 0.04339 160 134 16 10
843 I think it will be worse when this new freeway opens. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
844 Our decorator says their designs help families know their boundaries. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
845 Intellectually distanced. 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
846 MTA called. We are the new route to Grand Central 1.2244 0.03920 156 126 25 5
847 I told you the house was so cheap because of the new highway construction. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
848 Keep pushing my buttons Bob. The next time I'll paint solid double yellow lines. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
849 I'm staying in my lane. 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
850 The landlord said he's on it. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
851 Starting tomorrow, I'm changing the line to solid. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
852 Will that's were I draw the line. 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
853 Do you feel like life is passing us by? 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
854 You can stop looking both ways and look at me for once, Harold. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
855 Where's the nearest crosswalk? 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
856 Ginger is letting you know it is your turn to feed him. 1.2237 0.03757 152 121 28 3
857 Stop revving your engine. There'll be no lane merging tonight." 1.2235 0.04003 179 149 20 10
858 Eminent domain is a real problem. 1.2235 0.03676 179 145 28 6
859 You really took ‘Stay in your lane’ to heart.” 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
860 I dunno. Why did the husband cross the livingroom? 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
861 I'm glad we installed rest areas. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
862 Maybe it's just me but I don't know whether we're coming or going. 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
863 It works fine down here, but I'm still not sure about the shower. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
864 Who would've thought that gerrymandering would save our marriage? 1.2229 0.04390 157 132 15 10
865 I love the way we always think along the same line 1.2229 0.03761 166 134 27 5
866 It's really quiet after rush hour. 1.2229 0.03663 166 133 29 4
867 Please look both ways before you talk. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
868 For the record, this is working for me. 1.2229 0.03638 175 141 29 5
869 It's my way or the highw- Oh, all right, you've made your choice. 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
870 In a few weeks we can work on merging. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
871 Well some of us like living in the fast lane. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
872 I do hope this is the road less taken. 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
873 Remind me -- am I living in the fast lane, or are you? 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
874 The vacuum is northbound in five minutes. 1.2222 0.04107 162 134 20 8
875 This makes staying in our lanes so much easier. 1.2222 0.04372 153 128 16 9
876 Well dear, this is a lot less expensive than two divorce attorneys. 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
877 Just do a U turn after the stairs and come take a look at this. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
878 We’re preparing for the Grand Prix vacuuming ceremony 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
879 Have the runners come by yet? 1.2222 0.04372 153 128 16 9
880 Watch out for scissors. 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
881 Without the 'Adopt-a-Highway' program, we'd have to clean this place. 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
882 When our percentage of the tolls starts coming in, we'll be rich. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
883 Great. Now they're going to add a bicycle lane. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
884 Does it feel like something has come between us? 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
885 It's the internet super highway. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
886 Because it's a high-traffic area. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
887 Wait till you see what my attorney’s done to the car! 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
888 Do you think we should increase the speed limit to 2 mph? 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
889 I'm still not used to the traffic light in the bathroom. 1.2215 0.04451 149 125 15 9
890 Want to cross the line? 1.2209 0.03938 172 142 22 8
891 I'd give you the remote, but there's no crosswalk. 1.2209 0.03850 172 141 24 7
892 I'm willing to trade you a trip upstairs to the bathroom for a run to the fridge for some beer. 1.2209 0.04084 163 135 20 8
893 Now, just to remind you, any attempt at intimacy requires that you first put on your signal and get into the merging lane. 1.2209 0.04176 163 136 18 9
894 Stay in your lane Harry, Stay in your lane. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
895 His hopes were dashed. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
896 Would you mind dimming your high beams? 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
897 It’s a two way street honey 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
898 Respecting boundaries is really helping our relationship. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
899 Ya know, after two weeks in London I keep going to the wrong side. 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
900 Our marriage counselor suggested we work on boundaries 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
901 Did I have too much wine at dinner, or did I just see a roadrunner go past me? 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
902 Someone’s in the kitchen with liner. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
903 I think we may need to deworm Rover. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
904 Much quieter since we moved from that railroad apartment. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
905 Watch out for the speed trap just past the staircase. 1.2197 0.03917 173 143 22 8
906 I know the therapist said we should stay in our own lanes, but for goodness sake Marge. 1.2195 0.04062 164 136 20 8
907 Now you can find the refrigerator and get your own beer. 1.2195 0.03968 164 135 22 7
908 Can you explain eminent domain again? 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
909 This detour is ridiculous! 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
910 Despite our differences, it's good to be on the same road together. 1.2192 0.04506 146 123 14 9
911 I think it's time we have the kids pick sides. 1.2192 0.04506 146 123 14 9
912 We shouldn't let this come between us. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
913 Stay in your lane, bitch. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
914 Cross the line once more, and the wall is going up. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
915 I'm passing, Layne. 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
916 Your chair is in 'No Parking' zone! 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
917 Ahh, the road to happiness. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
918 there are two side to every story 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
919 Formula One is just the ticket to add some excitement around here. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
920 Your 6 pm or my 6pm, mister online astronomy degree? 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
921 At least we have good seats. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
922 Thanks for replacing the solid double line. 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
923 Says here they're starting new lane construction by early fall. 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
924 Now that you're not carpooling, what do you want to do with it? 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
925 I'll leave it to your imagination to tell if it's safe to make a pass. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
926 I see your mom is back 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
927 Oh, fuck! 1.2174 0.04104 161 134 19 8
928 You can cross it when I'm feeling frisky, but I'm reading now. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
929 If this doesn't work, we can try the divorce thing 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
930 I always have racing thoughts before I go to sleep. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
931 I just can't wait to get on the road again! 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
932 The sooner they repair I-95, the better. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
933 Could we get more company if we put in a truck stop? 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
934 Here is an article on why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2162 0.04450 148 125 14 9
935 Honey, it's your turn to man the toll booth. 1.2162 0.04345 148 124 16 8
936 Our therapist told us to establish boundaries. 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
937 I think this political redistricting is going a bit too far. 1.2159 0.04101 176 149 16 11
938 Honey, did you remember to lower the bridge? 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
939 You were right … the commute is a lot faster now 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
940 Honey, what’s the speed limit for the living room again? 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
941 Theft by porch pirates has declined 90 percent since trucks were allowed to deliver inside houses. 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
942 You said we needed boundaries. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
943 THIS TIME - You tell the kids not to race around the house! 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
944 I tell ya…I’m done with these ants! 1.2157 0.04442 153 130 13 10
945 There's a point at 7,000 RPMs where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space, and time. 1.2156 0.04171 167 141 16 10
946 I did it highway. 1.2153 0.04425 144 121 15 8
947 I’m proud to say we found the secret to this death do you part thing. 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
948 Do you think your therapist actually meant a literal line? 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
949 It's just like our country! 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
950 I forgot to tell you. We're on this year's marathon course. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
951 Do you ever worry life is passing us by? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
952 If you want to use the stairs call my lawyer. . . 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
953 The plus side is I receive all my packages early. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
954 Personally. I prefer living in a state with no sales tax. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
955 Taking a break from life in the fast lane.” 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
956 They're coming tomorrow to pave it. 1.2147 0.03964 163 135 21 7
957 Just so you know, you’re allowed to pass. 1.2147 0.03964 163 135 21 7
958 I must admit, living in a tunnel isn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
959 'Now the house is sorted which half of the dog do you want?' 1.2143 0.04149 168 142 16 10
960 You're right. Traffic IS light at 3 am. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
961 Read about it. It's in the letter from my lawyer. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
962 Your ultimatum that it was "My way or the highway." turns out to be the perfect solution. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
963 Don't worry - it's a dotted line; you're allowed to pass on the left. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
964 This has been so great! I think we should adopt another highway! 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
965 Stop complaining. Tolls paid for that ottoman. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
966 Felix, how're you liking the Adopt-a-Highway program so far? 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
967 I’m ready for a solid line. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
968 This divorce settlement working out great. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
969 Did you dash around the house earlier? 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
970 A house divided cannot stand. 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
971 You'll notice that my side includes the stairs to the bedroom. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
972 Oh great. We finally make it into a New Yorker cartoon and it’s nothing more than a Family Circus knock off. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
973 I don’t think our divorce lawyers understood what we meant by dividing the house. 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
974 It's my way - or the highway. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
975 Guess now it's safe to make a pass at me. 1.2131 0.04831 122 103 12 7
976 It’s the plane noise that I have a hard time adjusting to. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
977 Studies show that most auto accidents occur close to home. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
978 Quick, finish the story. Rush hour starts in 5… 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
979 I always thought that 'we travel the road together' from our vows was meant to be metaphorical, Geoffrey. 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
980 I wish I had realized the stairs were on your side. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
981 Was that Jeffy from Family Circus? 1.2128 0.04807 141 122 8 11
982 Simpler and cheaper than a divorce. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
983 Did you get my text? 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
984 About time to go park ourselves in the kitchen. 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
985 You know you can make a pass if it's not a double yellow. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
986 Google Maps says you’re in Canada. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
987 Sorry, your visa is still being processed. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
988 No problems as long as you stay in your lane. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
989 Why did the hubby cross the road? 1.2115 0.04169 156 131 17 8
990 The dog's got the zoomies again 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
991 I don't think this is what your therapist meant when she said you should practice setting boundaries. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
992 I love the renovation too but who thought it was a good idea to paint a passing lane on a blind corner? 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
993 Do I have to signal before making a pass on you? 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
994 Polarizing opinions coming to interior design. 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
995 I don’t know. I asked for track lighting. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
996 You’ve really crossed the line, Bill. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
997 Trash is in your lane, fridge is in mine! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
998 Remember to look both ways before going to the bathroom. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
999 Turn into what? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
1000 "No rush hour traffic tonight!!! 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
1001 Reminds me why I never wanted roommates in college. 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
1002 I'm glad we ere able to get the toll booth removed 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1003 Oh sure, refuse to sell the house, they'll have to build the road around us... 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1004 I'm not dividing up the house. That's Morse code for "I want a divorce. 1.2105 0.04240 152 128 16 8
1005 This wasn’t what I meant when I said I wanted you to make a pass at me. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1006 The commute experience was all that was needed to make working from home feel normal. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1007 I know we had to draw a line somewhere. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1008 It's the road less traveled; not that it's really made all that much difference. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1009 I passed gas, but only on my side of the room. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1010 This should make it easier for you to stay in your lane. 1.2098 0.03694 143 115 26 2
1011 Did you remember to call Google Maps? 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
1012 I am more than willing to meet you half-way on anything. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
1013 In hindsight, I think we should've taken the money instead of holding out... 1.2098 0.04422 143 121 14 8
1014 See, a house divided CAN stand. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1015 I guess my way IS the highway! 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
1016 These boutique rest stops are really something! 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1017 Not tonight, Jeff. You didn’t signal. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1018 I’m thinking we should add in a stop sign during the remodel. 1.2090 0.03550 177 145 27 5
1019 You literally adopted a highway? 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1020 Quick, before rush hour 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
1021 The path on the carpet is getting more noticeable. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
1022 I love that we're clear with our boundaries. 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
1023 I turn off the alarm system when you take back your vote for Trump. 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
1024 Call me an Uber – I need the bathroom. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
1025 It beats being forced out over eminent domain 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
1026 I've told you before: this is not a road I want to go down. 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
1027 I’ll tell ya what…that eminent domain is a bitch! 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
1028 The listing did say it was conveniently located near the highway. 1.2086 0.03606 139 111 27 1
1029 I bet you're too chicken to come over here 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1030 Are you going to clean out the neutral zone today? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
1031 At least it’s in a great school district. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
1032 Would you prefer a solid line? 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1033 Regardless, I find your opinions pedestrian... 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1034 For some reason I feel like we're headed in different directions. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1035 This'll make our eventual divorce a snap! 1.2081 0.04495 149 128 11 10
1036 I would appreciate a signal first before you attempt a pass. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1037 The solid line is upstairs. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1038 Honey did they reroute the West Side Drive? 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1039 I don’t care how much rent he pays, we have to get rid of the snail. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1040 It's nice the elephant in the room has taken up motocross. 1.2078 0.04087 154 129 18 7
1041 Don't forget, tomorrow's alternate side sitting day. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
1042 You can pass, but you have to signal first. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
1043 Please, I told you it goes both ways! 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
1044 I hear traffic is terrible in the kitchen. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
1045 Not much foot traffic today. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1046 Heard they're going to be building an exit lane. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1047 It's ok to pass, if you dare. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1048 I’m so glad we didn’t let them tear down our house for that new highway. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1049 At least we see the kids this way. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
1050 Maybe we should have taken that Eminent Domain buyout offer. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
1051 Google Den View came by when you were sleeping 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
1052 This room could really use a crosswalk. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
1053 Look both ways before coming over here, dear." 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
1054 It's the road less traveled! 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
1055 Eminent domain, schmeminent domain. 1.2069 0.04366 145 123 14 8
1056 Are you still thinking we needed the high traffic carpet? 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1057 I'm beginning to think 'Roomba on a Unicylce' was not the next big thing 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
1058 Sandwich please... the kitchen is on your side 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
1059 You had to be the only neighbour not to sell. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
1060 These new eminent domain laws are getting ridiculous 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
1061 Bring in the chicken. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1062 I'll pass on dinner. 1.2067 0.03577 150 121 27 2
1063 In Europe, we’d be on opposite sides 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
1064 The listing did not lie about the great access to local public transportation. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1065 How did you get to be a Road Scholar? 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1066 The crosswalks will be painted next week. 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
1067 Hey, we're on Google Street View! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1068 Well, you told me to stay in my lane. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1069 Our teenager must have just come home. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1070 This is the last time we babysit those kids from Family Circus. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1071 Yes, I did poop on your side. No, I'm not going to tell you where. 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
1072 The flow is so much better now. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1073 A road runs through it. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1074 This new highway detour is ridiculous. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
1075 They were right. Life IS a highway! 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
1076 Life in the fast lane seems pretty relaxed to me. 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
1077 Remember when we had a fast lane? 1.2057 0.04559 141 121 11 9
1078 Actually, I do remember how to get to the kitchen. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
1079 I should head over to the home office, but I just hate the commute. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1080 Make sure to look both ways before you turn in. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1081 my last husband went left of center. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1082 Did you just make a pass at me? 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
1083 It’s ever so much quieter since they opened the by-pass. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1084 I don't want to spend any more than you do, Darling, but we really must re-deco this place. It's right out of a sixties New Yorker panel. 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
1085 It's a win-win! We preserve the neighborhood, they get their interstate. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1086 This isn’t what I thought they meant when they say marriage is a two-way street 1.2051 0.04140 156 132 16 8
1087 This isn't what I meant when I said we should live more like Kerouac. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1088 Nothing, just remembering that awful railroad apartment we used to live in. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1089 As you know,darling,a dashed yellow line means passes are permitted 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1090 I thought you were going to call the highway department. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1091 How do I go upstairs? 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1092 Just be happy it's not a solid double line. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1093 So I told the contractor, "Sure we order in a lot." 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1094 Stay in your lane! 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
1095 I told you letting Robert Moses do the interior was a bad idea. 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1096 Maybe we could merge lanes later? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1097 I told you not to get the rigatoni. 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
1098 We really need to have that pedestrian overpass conversation." 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1099 Do you want to change lanes? 1.2033 0.03643 123 98 25 0
1100 Not-In-My-Backyard, meet Straight-Through-Your-Living-Room 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1101 You go your way and I’ll go mine. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1102 It's a dotted line so you can cross it but careful on the turn? 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1103 Double yellow could be next. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1104 C'mon, Henry; it's not a double yellow! 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1105 I agree that the double yellow was a bit harsh. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1106 I warned you, it's my way or the highway. 1.2027 0.04284 148 126 14 8
1107 Remember what my therapist said: you must signal if you're going to merge. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
1108 It’s actually quite relaxing once rush hour ends. 1.2027 0.04284 148 126 14 8
1109 We can also split the NEW YORKER at the staple fold 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
1110 Let's put up a toll booth at the bottom of the stairs. 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
1111 Passive road rage is still road rage. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1112 I’m glad we splurged on the high-traffic carpet. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1113 The Joneses adopted a railway. 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
1114 Let me guess, Billy from 'Family Circus' is lost again. 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
1115 Did you ever get that letter I sent you? 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1116 Why should I cross the road? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1117 How would you feel about installing a crosswalk? 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1118 It's so relaxing now that they moved exit 25 to the other side of town 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1119 This beats life in the fast lane. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1120 Ooh, a DASHED line. Someone's feeling frisky! 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1121 The things we do for love...and zoning rights. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1122 Did someone just dash through here? 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
1123 Nice, light traffic today. 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
1124 Red rover, red rover, may I come over? 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1125 To be fair, the realtor did describe it as a 'high traffic area'. 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1126 Well, I did tell them we wouldn’t move.” 1.2013 0.04362 149 128 12 9
1127 Funny, I thought it would be more work to adopt a road. 1.2013 0.04260 154 132 13 9
1128 Did you know our marriage counselor was once a traffic cop?” 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
1129 You would get the sofa if we were in England. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1130 Helps me stay in my lane. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1131 I would invite you over but we under an air quality advisory. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1132 Counting my steps 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1133 Let's meet at the DMZ for a goodnight kiss. 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
1134 I think our marriage has lasted because we both stay in our lanes. 1.2000 0.04436 135 115 13 7
1135 Tomorrow let's spice things up and swap lanes. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1136 I told you we should have protested the new Gerrymandered boundry. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1137 Eminent domain is getting ridiculous! 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1138 You never felt like chucking it all away and seeing what’s around the next curve? 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
1139 This guy handed me a paper and swore we’d receive $25,000 if I’d just sign it “Right-A-Way!” 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1140 Did you really want a no-passing zone heading into a curve? 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1141 This really is the road less traveled. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1142 We really should follow up with the city on what’s causing the delay with installing our “walk” sign. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
1143 Reading between the lines 1.2000 0.04230 150 128 14 8
1144 You're right, living on a street with a double yellow line was way too busy. 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
1145 Well, it looks like it's going to be next Thursday when the condo finally divides our apartment in half to double our condo fees. 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
1146 Dinner will be after rush hour. 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
1147 Remember when we lived life in the fast lane? 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
1148 That broken line has fixed our marriage! 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
1149 Thanks for staying in your lane today, Sweetie! 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
1150 Its not a glitch on Google maps 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
1151 I don't know why the chicken crossed, either. 1.1986 0.04177 141 119 16 6
1152 Over-thinking the driving test again? 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1153 What time does the next snack train come by? 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1154 This makes it easier for our teenager to get to the kitchen without making eye contact. 1.1986 0.04177 141 119 16 6
1155 Oooh, no double-yellow today! 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1156 I'm really liking the new commute. 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
1157 I'm not out of line. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
1158 I think our therapist was right. We just needed clearer boundaries. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
1159 I didn’t want to be THIS close to a major intersection 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
1160 I just think we’re headed in different directions. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
1161 Somehow it feels roomier. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1162 You said you wanted to shorten your commute time. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1163 The instructions say to cut along the dotted line. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1164 So I guess it really is the highway to hell. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
1165 Yes, the kids are makin' dinner . . . macaroni and cheese. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1166 I think it may be time to have Rex's glands expressed again. 1.1983 0.04785 121 104 10 7
1167 We’ll need to add an HOV lane when all your relatives come over for Thanksgiving. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1168 Upstairs is mine. All mine. 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
1169 Yes, I DO like the Bipartisan Infrastructure Act, but perhaps it went a little too far. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
1170 Bob and Jane met online during COVID and when it ended they quickly married. Months later they confessed their favorite part of COVID living and with the help of a marriage counselor solved their issue. 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1171 I’m a little peeved that there’s no bike lane. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1172 I feel like, at any moment, someone could just tear us apart. 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
1173 Remember when I caught you speeding? 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1174 Are you also installing parking meters? 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1175 Why did the road cross the kitchen? 1.1971 0.04376 137 117 13 7
1176 I'm curious to why this house was priced so affordably. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1177 Remember, it's not a double yellow so you are allowed to pass when I say it's safe. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1178 Life in the fast lane. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
1179 Separation keeps us together! 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1180 Separate but equal by mutual consent 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1181 Do you think Lincoln was right that a house divided cannot stand? 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1182 What Infrastructure Bill? 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
1183 You stay in your lane and I'll stay in mine. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1184 Do we sign on the dotted line on your side or my side? 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1185 Now isn't this better than paying a bundle to some divorce lawyer? 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1186 Bob is not adjusting well to working remotely. He especially misses listening to audio books during his commute to the office. 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
1187 Honey, when you said you wanted to live on ‘The Road Less Traveled’, I thought you meant that as a figure of speech. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1188 Paint: $50. Brush: $10. Not smelling your feet: priceless. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
1189 At least it’s not a double yellow line. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1190 Although their political differences created a rift, the Millers agreed to modify the divide to a “safe passing lane”. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1191 Why does our chair have tits 1.1966 0.05184 117 103 5 9
1192 No, I don’t think it’s helicopter parenting to have her learn to drive in a controlled environment. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1193 I wasn’t bluffing when I said my way or the highway. 1.1962 0.04061 158 135 15 8
1194 Ever since the Department of Motor Vehicles and the Marriage License Bureau started sharing the same computer systems, our relationship has gotten SO much better... 1.1959 0.04251 148 127 13 8
1195 The chicken should be here soon. Do you know what you want to ask? 1.1959 0.04142 148 126 15 7
1196 Do you have the bus schedule? 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1197 Sometimes I think these Google Maps directions are getting a little too precise... 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1198 Thankfully,we are on the road to retirement. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1199 When you change who you’re voting for, let me know. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1200 It may be 35 years,but I just want you to remember you can still make passes 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1201 Don’t forget to look both ways. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1202 I told you. We should have accepted the city's offer. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
1203 Do you feel like splitting a pizza tonight? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1204 So thankful alternate side parking was suspended this weekend. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1205 It's just how the highway of life is. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1206 Okay, mister. This should stop you from running into me when I have a full glass of red wine. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1207 Living vroom 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1208 No, I'm not familiar with Robert Moses, why do you ask? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1209 Remember how I said “the road to hell is paved with good intentions?” 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
1210 It was between this and a divorce. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1211 We said we would never take sides against each other, but I kind of like this. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1212 We appreciate the passive income. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1213 Yeah, well; I can still hear you turning pages! 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1214 Red rover, red rover. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1215 This returns to normal after he passes the driving test. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1216 Your side may have the kitchen, but I've got the bed and bath. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1217 I considered installing a median. 1.1951 0.03769 123 100 22 1
1218 What if Mrs. Chicken was wearing something more comfortable? 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
1219 I’m loving these new bus stop upgrades! 1.1947 0.05006 113 98 8 7
1220 Which one of us is in the fast lane? 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
1221 Is this how you imagined living on Easy Street? 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
1222 It means you're allowed to cross to my side of the room -but only if it's safe to do so. 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
1223 My therapist said we need to stay in our lanes 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
1224 What time did you say rush hour was coming? 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
1225 Don't you just love it when Rush Hour is over? 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1226 I see Jeffy's been through here. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1227 What side of the tracks are you from 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
1228 I told you this would be better than hiring lawyers. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1229 Let's see how they take the turn. 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
1230 I laid off the maid after you adopted the highway. 1.1942 0.04195 139 118 15 6
1231 What did you expect when our architect was a devotee of Robert Moses! 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1232 At least it isn't a high speed rail line. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1233 The only way I can finish the The New Yorker by the end of the week is to stay in the speed reading lane. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1234 Maybe divorce is in the cards, but for now I'm just really enjoying this trial perforation. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1235 The stay-cation road trip begins! 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1236 It’s nice they are trying to make the “return to office” life easier, but I’m not leaving this couch. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1237 So... how are you prepared for your interview with the Department of Transportation? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1238 On second thought, let's move the mommy track to the backyard. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1239 Sounds like a wreck over on turn 2 near the fridge. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1240 Remember to look both ways before you cross the living room. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1241 I smell gas again." 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
1242 Come sit by me when the crossing guard gets here. 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1243 They really weren’t kidding with ‘Life is a Highway,’ huh? 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
1244 These rest stops were a good idea but I think we bought too much house. 1.1933 0.03979 150 127 17 6
1245 Marriage is a two-way street. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
1246 I know you’re not happy that I need my space Bob, but you should at least appreciate that it’s a passing lane. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
1247 Foot traffic has been slow today. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1248 Have you fixed that pothole by the kitchen yet? 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1249 Foot traffic 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
1250 This detour really puts a dent in our holiday meal plans, Ralph. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
1251 Come over later if you want, Steven..just call first, k? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1252 You can make a U turn in the kitchen! 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1253 I still can’t believe your lawyer forgot about the stairs. 1.1929 0.04407 140 121 11 8
1254 We're getting older. That's the trail to the bathroom. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
1255 At least we have front row seats for the Grand Prix! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
1256 Tomorrow’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of divorce. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
1257 You can make a pass at me now. 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
1258 They say that relationships are a two-way street. 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1259 It actually does make it easier to stay in my lane. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
1260 The passing lane was my idea. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1261 Signal when you want to cross. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
1262 I get it Harvey, we're just middle of the road. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1263 Are we using US or UK rules of the road this evening? 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
1264 You know, life IS a highway. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
1265 So much for our kid being on the straight & narrow.” 1.1921 0.04065 151 129 15 7
1266 When NYC says Eminent Domain they mean it! 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1267 Remember to stay in your lane. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1268 No idea. You? 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1269 I don’t think this is what the lawyers meant when they said we should divide our assets. 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
1270 It says here that separation anxiety can be overcome in five easy steps. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
1271 I think they really want you back in the office. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1272 We certainly have great seats for the race! 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1273 It may be about time to get the house repaved. 1.1915 0.03617 141 116 23 2
1274 I'm thinking about redecorating, something along the lines of the old Berlin Wall. 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
1275 I missed having "stuck in traffic" as an excuse for being late to work. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1276 Pick a lane! 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1277 Somebody should pick up those french fries? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1278 Not much of a rush hour today. 1.1912 0.03542 136 111 24 1
1279 Do we really need a rest stop on both sides of the road? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1280 It's sad, Doug. All this just because you're a Democrat and I'm a Republican. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
1281 Aren't you the one that always says, 'Love is a two-way street?' 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
1282 I hear the Jones's got a four-lane. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
1283 No, I don't see it. I swear sometimes you have tunnel vision. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1284 They said construction wasn't starting for another 2 weeks. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1285 I knew that that federal highway project would divide the neighborhood! 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1286 Call me wife in the fast lane 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
1287 Let's go to bed. I'm tired of being on the road all the time. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
1288 It's nice to relax a little before rush hour. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1289 Our access to the turnpike will really drive the resale value! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1290 You've crossed the line one too many times; I'm thinking about calling the decorator and having it changed to solid. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1291 Just stay in your lane and we'll get along just fine! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1292 If it’s a message where are the dots ? 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
1293 When I said, “Mark dashes to the stairs,” this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1294 It says here that you should vacuum high traffic areas every day. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1295 Peace at last 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1296 Do you come here often? 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
1297 Now this is a staycation! 1.1901 0.04349 142 123 11 8
1298 It's to teach the kids to look both ways before crossing. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1299 Finally, we worked it out! 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
1300 YOU were in favor of extreme gerrymandering 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1301 Looks like an easy commute today! 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
1302 They only race on weekends. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1303 I've given you more space. Can you give me that cushion? 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1304 Waze says there is a police car in the kitchen” 1.1898 0.04460 137 119 10 8
1305 Just remember,next week it is my turn to have the side with the thermostat. 1.1898 0.04338 137 118 12 7
1306 Keep our kids on your side. 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
1307 There's a crosswalk in the kitchen. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1308 So glad our relationship is a two-way street. 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
1309 We need to replace the traffic light in the kitchen 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1310 Traffic seems light today. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1311 I told you. When it comes to decorating, it's my way or the highway. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1312 Some experts say its more effective than a mask in preventing COVID infection. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
1313 The paper says the DOT will be here tomorrow morning. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1314 And to think they said a Briton and an American couldn’t make it work. 1.1888 0.04205 143 123 13 7
1315 See,everything goes much better now that you stay in your lane! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1316 I’m so honored that our home was included on the scenic route tour. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1317 Do we know anybody named Jerry Mander? 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1318 I'll wait for your signal. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1319 ”You’re absolutely right. It does make me feel like I commute to work everyday. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1320 I"m tired of life in the fast lane. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1321 Would you like to play Bridge? 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1322 just make sure you stay in your lane. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
1323 Previous roommates didn’t stay in their lane. 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
1324 Divorce is too expensive 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
1325 Should we carpool to dinner? 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1326 Traffic's light today! 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1327 You wanted the Tex-Mex house! 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
1328 Just flash your lamp before you want to change lanes. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1329 This eminent domain thing is working out pretty well, I think. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1330 It's always so peaceful just before rush hour. 1.1880 0.04420 133 115 11 7
1331 Well, the ad did say, “easy freeway access” 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1332 I like it. It hints of boundaries but IS a passing lane. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1333 ‘Wanna play chicken?’ . 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1334 Eminent domain, I guess. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1335 Keep to the right! 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
1336 Passing is not OK tonight. 1.1879 0.03169 165 135 29 1
1337 When you said you wanted to do lines this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1338 I really didn't know road runners actually go, 'Beep Beep,' until now." 1.1875 0.04673 128 112 8 8
1339 OK it’s safe to cross. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1340 I love the lull after rush hour. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1341 When Lucy Ricardo did this it was a fun-filled slapstick episode that ended with a hug. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1342 Any chance of a visit to the neutral zone? 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
1343 Divided we sit. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
1344 Follow this road through the dining room, past the hall, then when you see a kitchen, turn right and you'll find your reading glasses exactly where you left them. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1345 It does get noisy during rush hour but I think the tolls are worth it. 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
1346 In some countries, you would get the couch. 1.1870 0.04668 123 107 9 7
1347 Foot traffic seems light today. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1348 I think we need a smaller house 1.1870 0.03530 123 100 23 0
1349 I feel like this conversation is only going one way. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1350 Of course, you can cross! It's a dotted not a solid line! 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1351 I think the STOP sign should go in front of the staircase. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1352 I still think the line is off, in your favor. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1353 Why’s their a fucking road in our house 🤣 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1354 It's a broken line, so you can cross, but only if you *need* to. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
1355 I love our designer’s Robert Moses vibe. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1356 Not much traffic on the information superhighway, today. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1357 I’m thinking this isn’t what they meant by “life in the fast lane”! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1358 Living with you, every day is 24 hours of Le Mans. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1359 Having it my way *and* the highway. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1360 Looks like the new interstate is coming through here. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1361 The original Home Depot 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1362 I told you he’d never build this section of the wall. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
1363 The dashed yellow line means you can pass, not pass judgment. 1.1858 0.04795 113 98 9 6
1364 Who says long distance relationships can’t work? 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1365 Nice that we found our place on the information highway. 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
1366 Tonight let's pretend that you want to cross the road but you can't remember whether you're in the USA or England. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1367 Who said getting a divorce is difficult? 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1368 Mark had to dash off. 1.1854 0.03440 151 125 24 2
1369 I believe I have the right of way to the powder room. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
1370 Looks like we can get away without hiring a crossing guard. 1.1852 0.04097 135 115 15 5
1371 I thought those Mason and Dixon guys were rather pleasant 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1372 Watch it buddy or we're going double yellow. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
1373 I think it lacks a speed bump. 1.1852 0.04097 135 115 15 5
1374 If I had it to do over I woul have Googled "eminent domain". 1.1852 0.04097 135 115 15 5
1375 Should we install at "STOP" sign at the bottom of the staircase? 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1376 Fortunately, its just a bike path. 1.1849 0.03768 119 98 20 1
1377 Gerrymandering is really getting out of hand 1.1849 0.04617 119 103 10 6
1378 You know, if we were in England, we would need to swap our sitting spots. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1379 That hair pin turn is the worst. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1380 Your sister is such a planner in getting ready for driving in Britain. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1381 Is that a mad dash? 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1382 The paper says that the highway opens tomorrow, so don't close the doors. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1383 Aren't you glad we used a mediator instead of divorce lawyers? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1384 My family thinks you're from the wrong side of the tracks! 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1385 I just feel like we're going opposite directions in life 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1386 O.K. O.K., I'll stay in my lane, and you stay in yours. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
1387 Stay still, there's a traffic cop in the kitchen. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
1388 These motherfuckers. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1389 I've already told you why we can't have pets. 1.1838 0.04201 136 117 13 6
1390 I see I-95 is ready to reopen. 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
1391 So I guess it's not going to be my way? 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1392 I told you I had boundary issues. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1393 All roads DO lead home! 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
1394 Happy Anniversary! 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1395 It wasn’t a bad idea. We saved money on a divorce lawyer. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1396 I took the high road, Dear, that’s why I’m in the loveseat. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1397 Now we just need a really big pair of scissors. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1398 He has this unhealthy obsession with Family Circus! 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
1399 Walk? To the kitchen? We're not Europeans, Carol. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1400 Remember when we used to live life in the fast lane? 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1401 Doing an Andrew and Fergie. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1402 Oh, by the way – I updated last week. We now have lane-keeping assist. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1403 You always said “My way or the highway”! 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1404 I feel like the kids are driving us apart. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1405 See how much happier we are when you stay in your own lane?” 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1406 That toll booth at the front door was a brilliant idea. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1407 This map confirms everything I’ve been feeling lately, Burt. We’re on a road to nowhere. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1408 They're putting in the bike lane next week. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
1409 Dinner’s just around the corner. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
1410 You know, I think I like your idea of 'my way or the highway'. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1411 Who could have guessed that the ancient sitcom trope of "two roommates who hate each other dividing the apartment with tape" would save our marriage? 1.1818 0.03711 121 100 20 1
1412 Life really is better when you stay in your lane. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
1413 I guess I should just be happy it's not double solid lines. 1.1818 0.03958 154 133 14 7
1414 It says right here that I got the best part of the house. Oh, did I just say that out loud? 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1415 I also have a GPS app to follow you. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
1416 They start laying track for the train next week. 1.1818 0.03537 132 109 22 1
1417 Now that’s what I call dashing to the door! 1.1818 0.03958 154 133 14 7
1418 Couldn't we bridge our differences? 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
1419 Which one of us is on the right? 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
1420 This is what you call a trial separation. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1421 Just staying in my lane, Dad. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1422 Why don't you just jaywalk and sit next to me? 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1423 This should clarify our prenuptial. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
1424 There's something odd about the new rug. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1425 It really sealed the deal when they painted over the "If you lived here, you'd be home right now" billboard in the bedroom. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1426 Best Formula 1 seats ever! 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
1427 I like everything about the house but the traffic. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
1428 I just didn't know Robert Moses did interior design 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1429 Sometimes I wish we met at the airport instead of the bus stop. 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
1430 The realtor said this was the road less traveled. I certainly hope so! 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1431 Oh yeh the dog has worms 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
1432 Why did the chicken cross the carpet? 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1433 Remember, if your EVER ask for sex, I'm breaking out the yellow paint. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1434 Are you Mason or Dixon?" 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
1435 How come your side has the bigger sofa? 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
1436 Somehow I don't think this solves our cultural and political differences. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1437 If you didn't notice, I had them remove the no passing lane. 1.1803 0.03495 122 100 22 0
1438 Two-way feng shui. Like it? 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1439 Hey dear, why did the husband cross the road? Hmm… definitely not to get me my wine, that’s for sure 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
1440 Doesn’t it sometimes feel as is there’s a freeway running right through the living room? 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1441 Honey, I'm concerned our relationship has become a roadside attraction. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1442 The "long and winding road " leads to our door 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1443 Interested in Free Parking over here tonight? 1.1802 0.04823 111 97 8 6
1444 I'm sure that by now you realize the penalties for crossing the center line. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1445 I just feel like we’re on opposite sides of the road 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1446 Your light is bleeding into my area, dear. 1.1800 0.03908 150 129 15 6
1447 How's life in the fast lane? 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
1448 Sure the road's a bit noisy, but *you* try finding a place this big in New York 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
1449 Just a passing fancy... 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1450 This town has the worst zoning laws. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
1451 Does the 3:10 bus still stop in the kitchen? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
1452 We should head to the kitchen before traffic picks up 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1453 I'm not sure this is what our therapist meant by establishing boundaries, but it is very clear. 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
1454 You work your side of the street and I'll work mine. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
1455 I'm rethinking that easement. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1456 Because your breath stinks, that's why. 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
1457 If you need the bathroom, go now. Rush hour starts at 4. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1458 He always was a middle-of-the-road person. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
1459 Not exactly what I meant by keeping track of you but... ok 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1460 It's no trouble -- the Uber will pick us up right here. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1461 Wish we'd have sprung for the double yellow 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1462 Just be grateful the Grand Prix happens only once a year. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1463 I see here there was a big pile up at the Anderson's so that explains why so few cars today. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1464 'Frog's ass.' Doesn't that cross the line? 1.1786 0.04213 140 122 11 7
1465 The Seven-Year-Itch Parallel 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
1466 A U-turn ?…don’t think so. 1.1786 0.03635 112 92 20 0
1467 Stay in your lane. I'm reading. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
1468 We need a Left Curve Ahead sign . 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
1469 It's so relaxing when you just stay in your lane. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
1470 It says here that boundaries save a rocky marriage. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
1471 Have you heard about the overpass the Hendersons are putting in? 1.1783 0.04326 129 112 11 6
1472 There she goes again 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1473 I feel like we've met so many new people since the bike path opened. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1474 The Road Less Traveled. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1475 I’ll take the high road 1.1780 0.04604 118 103 9 6
1476 Beep beep. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1477 The government knows what they’re doing, you say. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
1478 The line in the bedroom is double yellow. 1.1778 0.04188 135 117 12 6
1479 And I've converted the spare bedroom into a roadside attraction. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
1480 You have dashed all hope of reconciliation 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
1481 But we still have to work out who gets the TV remote. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1482 I really like how solution-oriented our couple's therapist is. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1483 I'll give you this, Marge—your passes are subtle. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1484 Personally, I would have opted for a solid line. 1.1774 0.04728 124 110 6 8
1485 They really oversold "life in the fast lane." 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
1486 No, honey. The lyrics are ‘Our house, in the middle of our street.’ 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1487 And to think you wanted a divorce! 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
1488 As a great man once said, "all roads lead to the kitchen." 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
1489 I want ti text something to you, but I can't find my phone! 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1490 I'll be upstairs. 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
1491 And they said you couldn't divorce and still live in the same house. 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
1492 This state's gerrymandering has gone too far. We need to both register as independents. 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
1493 It's great to be retired and out of the fast lane. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
1494 Is your father Gerrymandering again? 1.1769 0.04431 130 114 9 7
1495 His Morse code is stuck again. 1.1769 0.04431 130 114 9 7
1496 You think roadside assistance would bring me a lemonade? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
1497 Mom is taking her indoor training pretty seriously. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
1498 Thanks for staying in your lane. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
1499 Whose line is it anyways? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
1500 Still happy we took the offer? 1.1765 0.04567 119 104 9 6
1501 Perforation, a mild alternative to separation. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1502 You have to tip your cap to whoever came up with this Gerrymander. 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
1503 It’s nice to have a break in the traffic, isn’t it? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1504 Face it, we're stuck in a rut. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1505 I feel much safer since they put the speed bump in front of the kitchen. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1506 The instructions said we can fold along the dotted line, but do not bend, spindle or mutilate. 1.1765 0.04159 136 118 12 6
1507 If only I had a quarter for every car that came this way... 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1508 The dotted line means you can cross , but only with my permission. 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
1509 Shouldn't that be a no-pass zone? 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1510 Life is a two-way street after all. 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
1511 Infrastructure Week. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1512 Setting boundaries would save our marriage,they say. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1513 Feel like taking a ride? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1514 I told you we should never have let Robert Moses into the house 1.1759 0.03681 108 89 19 0
1515 I would have been happier if it had been a solid double yellow line! 1.1756 0.04264 131 114 11 6
1516 This is not what I though you meant when we decided to divide things evenly. 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
1517 You're right. Much cheaper than a divorce settlement. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
1518 Road art !!! 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
1519 Why did *you* get the side with the bathroom? 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
1520 It's to remind you to stay in your own lane. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
1521 Here's an article on relationships that says it's perfectly ok to cross the line every now and then. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1522 Do you ever feel like our life’s roadmap is already set out for us? 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
1523 . 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
1524 I think they've taken the eminent domain concept a little too far. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1525 All roads really do lead to home. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1526 This district rezoning got a little out of hand 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1527 wait until you see the bedroom. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1528 Honey, the ants got into the lasagna noodles again... 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
1529 I warned you Frank, I said - it’s my way or the highway 1.1748 0.03884 143 123 15 5
1530 The lines that divide us 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1531 It is my way or the highway. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
1532 Cheaper than a divorce. 1.1743 0.03651 109 90 19 0
1533 I think we might have gone too open concept. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1534 Don’t worry dear, it’s just a passing fancy 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
1535 Another day of life in the fast lane! 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
1536 When you get to the kitchen,take a left at the fork 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
1537 Couch to 5k training begins, now. 1.1742 0.03484 132 110 21 1
1538 Eminent Domain isn't so bad, is it? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1539 How could a judge partition the marital property more equitably than this? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1540 I think it's time for you to hit the road. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1541 Let's meet at the crosswalk in five minutes. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
1542 Our first staycation road trip! 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
1543 They're redistricting, you're on the other side now. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1544 Would you get me a vodka-tonic? Rush hour starts in 15 minutes. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1545 Do you ever feel like life's just passing us by? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1546 I’m imagining my future self going somewhere” 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1547 I think we should install offramps for the kids. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
1548 Who'd have thought that annexation looks like this? 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
1549 is the grass greener on your side? 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
1550 How is it on that side of the literature divide? 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
1551 I see the ‘Family Circus’ kid has been through here again. 1.1736 0.04496 121 106 9 6
1552 Here they come. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
1553 I hope we don't get killed. 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
1554 This isn't what I imagined when the realtor said that the house was on a highway. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1555 Don't forget if you want to use the bathroom you're going to need your passport. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
1556 You can cross the line if Mother Nature calls. 1.1729 0.04204 133 116 11 6
1557 Our therapist said it worked for Lucy and Ricky 1.1729 0.04337 133 117 9 7
1558 Our life is a highway 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
1559 After dinner we can change lanes if you like. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
1560 They forgot to add a pedestrian crosswalk. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
1561 Unable to afford a family lawyer, Sue and Bill mediated a separation agreement themselves 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1562 I'm glad we finally established boundaries. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1563 Fastest moving snail I've ever seen. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1564 You’ve got the kids, they have always been on your side anyway.” 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1565 “Not too subtle, and I still have a headache.” 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1566 Should we walk on the English side of the road this week or the American side? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1567 At least we don't live in a cul-de-sac. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1568 You don't often see rest stops on both sides! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1569 Our rectangular dog stepped in mud again!! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1570 Honey, I think we need a "no passing" sign before the curve 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1571 Honey, I think your F1 fandom might be getting a bit out of hand 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
1572 It's so quiet now that they put the new freeway through the Robinsons' house. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1573 So far that highway easement hasn't effected our lives much. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1574 Klaus, are you making a pass? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1575 Now I can work as a toll collector from the comfort of my home. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1576 Now that they've set me up at home, it doesn't seem feasible to go back to working in a toll booth. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1577 At least the schools are good. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1578 It says here that relationships are all about boundaries. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1579 I'd come over but that's jaywalking 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
1580 Did you just hear beep-beep or mheep-mheep? 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
1581 Do you think a 3 mph speed limit is reasonable? 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
1582 Life on the road does have it's moments 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1583 You really need to talk to Billy about tracking through the house. 1.1716 0.04174 134 117 11 6
1584 Send me an email dear! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1585 You're lucky it's not a double-solid line. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
1586 How many times have I had to tell you to stay in your lane, Harold? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
1587 If you follow me upstairs would that be a moving violation or tailgating? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
1588 They said the road would be built without taking our house. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1589 I'm O.K. with the yellow stripe, but PLEASE let's not add dead armadillos. 1.1709 0.05048 117 106 2 9
1590 The therapist's suggestion is working. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
1591 To my place or yours? 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
1592 This will make housekeeping more equitable. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
1593 Cheaper than a divorce, but just as satisfying. 1.1709 0.03495 117 97 20 0
1594 Don't worry. It leads to a Dead End. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
1595 I told the kids if they want to run in the house this summer they had to stay in their own lanes. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
1596 Now the kids can run around without danger of hurting anyone. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
1597 I’d say this trial trial separation is working out great so far! 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
1598 This has worked so well! At our next planning meeting we should talk about making it a solid line...at least up until the kitchen. 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
1599 My way or the…. 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
1600 Ellen calls our lifestyle Retro Berlin." 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
1601 Just another day in the Family Circus Cinematic Universe 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
1602 Of course you can cross, just make sure I'm not coming at you first. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
1603 Was it coming or going? 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
1604 'Even if it is only temporary, what right does the town have to detour Main Street traffic in this way?' 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
1605 It just donned on me why this carpet was on sale!! 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
1606 This", is your alternative to divorce 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
1607 Nothing about this domain is eminent. 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
1608 Fastest way to the library? Take the second left past the living room! 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
1609 Be careful, there’s a pot hole on the kitchen off-ramp. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1610 I’m tired and you haven’t given me any signals tonight 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1611 There will be a toll to use the stairs. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
1612 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a house on a main road. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1613 Crossing the line briefly is allowed. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1614 I think the use of eminent domain for new roadways is really out of control 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1615 Ronald, I think we may have just been “imminently-domained” 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1616 It's a trial separation. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1617 I like the new passing lane, but there's nothing to pass. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1618 I told you not to rile up the highway commission. 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1619 Time to reprogram the Rumba Harold 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1620 This means I can pass gas right? 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1621 Our relationship is much improved since you've been staying in your own lane. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1622 when they said we’d get the house 50-50 in the divorce, i didn’t realise they’d mean it literally 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1623 Doesn’t it feel good to get off the fast track. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1624 Am about to commute to the kitchen ,want anything ? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
1625 I really enjoy being married to you now 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
1626 Ask your dad. It's somthing about his colonoscopy tomorrow. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
1627 A road diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one through the living room, And that has made all the difference. Now get your shoes off the damned furniture! 1.1694 0.04242 124 108 11 5
1628 Dinner's at 6, Billy! 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
1629 I think we need a passing lane. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
1630 How about a stroll down memory lane? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
1631 You’re the one who always crosses the line. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
1632 Where did our daughter dash off to now? 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
1633 The remote’s on your side of the room.” “Yes, but the tv’s on yours 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
1634 You know, this might actually work. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
1635 I can't work remotely, so I invested in a short commute. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
1636 Ed, have you noticed the traffic has lightened up since we separated 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
1637 How about a deer crossing? 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
1638 I love road trips ! 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
1639 We should leave now. Traffic is backed up to the foyer. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
1640 Why did the chicken cross the road ?... 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1641 Not much traffic today. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
1642 How to Avoid the Parent Trap (living room edition) 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1643 Of course I'm speed reading. I'm in the fast lane. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1644 Well, at least it's dotted. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
1645 Coming through 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
1646 Be careful near the stairs. We don’t call it Dead Man’s Curve for nothing. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1647 I really don’t think this part of the I-95 bypass was totally necessary 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1648 With you there are no right turns. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
1649 Don't you love this? Everyone stays in their own lane, and because it's not a double line, we can still make passes at each other. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
1650 I’ll admit, since we started working from home the commute has been *much* more bearable. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
1651 Sure it's a passing lane, but it's a 'no right on read' 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
1652 Let's set the speed trap at the base of the stairs. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
1653 It's just 'til I get my new glasses. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
1654 I’m so happy we were able to hash things out. 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
1655 Traffic is light today on the Information Highway 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
1656 It is reflective of our armchair traveler lifestyle. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
1657 You're reading too much into tbis, Tom. If I was really mad, it would have been a double-yellow. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
1658 Did it already come in or has it just gone out? 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
1659 It's my way or the highway mister! 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
1660 There’s no right way to do the wrong thing. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
1661 So now I’m Austrian and you’re Hungarian? Man screw this Versailles treaty 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
1662 I told you before… “It’s my way or the highway.” 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
1663 Shall we turn in for the evening? 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
1664 Ready to take a lap? 1.1679 0.03368 137 115 21 1
1665 This is a high-traffic area of the house. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
1666 Be aware of your intentions, signal, then proceed over the line. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
1667 I wanted a road to enlightenment, but settled for a road to the refrigerator. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
1668 You're the one who insisted we live next door to the 'Family Circus'. Go get the eraser. 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
1669 We’re fine until rush hour. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
1670 Parking that abandoned car out front was a great idea to stop all the GPS rerouting. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
1671 Boy, those ants are getting strong. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
1672 I know you'll disagree with me, as usual, but I can't help feeling that political gerrymandering is getting completely out of control. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
1673 So, why did the chicken cross the road? 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
1674 Do you think the inspection report will scare the buyers off? 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
1675 It's time to live life in the fast lane. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
1676 I don’t at all miss life in the fast lane! 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
1677 Taking “living inside the beltway” to a new level. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
1678 I think we need more space. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1679 Say what you will, you can't beat the commute. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
1680 On second thought, I want a divorce. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
1681 This is better than a divorce because I call still nag you from here. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
1682 And,don't you dare cross it. 1.1667 0.03416 120 100 20 0
1683 Looks like divorce for dummies- snip and separate on dotted line. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
1684 This way, what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is yours. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
1685 What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine, too. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
1686 A monkey. Wearing a funny hat. Playing a tambourine. Riding a unicycle. Any other questions? 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
1687 Did you let Jeffy in again? 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
1688 Traffic is a little slow tonight, don't you think? 1.1667 0.03333 126 105 21 0
1689 You can see the line: this is my side of the New Yorker cartoon, and that is your side. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
1690 Why did the spouse cross the road? To avoid another fight 1.1667 0.04060 138 121 11 6
1691 I’m now worried that they might just crash at our place. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1692 Be thankful we haven't yet put a toll on the way to the kitchen. 1.1654 0.04159 133 117 10 6
1693 Make sure to look both ways before crossing. 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
1694 I’m thinking of repaving. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
1695 What day this month is street cleaning? 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
1696 The STOP signs I ordered are on the way. 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
1697 He’s very driven.” 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
1698 I think it's best to stay in your lane 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
1699 This is what you called "Place Boundaries" huh? 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
1700 Why’d the kitchen cross the road? 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
1701 Don’t pass me on the right. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1702 Should we follow the money? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1703 This isn’t what I pictured when I asked for a house on a main road. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1704 It's to help me visualize when you are telling your unending blather of"Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1705 I need a crosswalk to the kitchen. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1706 I love being on the open road 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1707 watching the road less traveled 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1708 Honey, wait until it’s safe to pass. There’s no rush. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1709 Hard pass. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
1710 You always just sit in the fast lane 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
1711 A stop sign would really help to liven up the place.” 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
1712 Let's go to England. I'd like to see what it's like on your side. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
1713 Don't look at me, this was all the cartoonist's idea. 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
1714 Now you've really crossed the line, Mister! 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
1715 I just really wish they would lower the speed limit. I’ve nearly been run over like five times. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
1716 When she replaced the double line with a dotted line, he knew she was closer to forgiving him for his poorly timed flatulence which had halted her ascent to orgasm. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
1717 Ahh,life in the breakdown lane! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
1718 What if I have to go to the bathroom? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
1719 As you know,it’s my way or the highway. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
1720 This should help you to stay in your lane. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
1721 This isn't working...I can still see your face. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1722 You have to stop living life in the fast lane, Jane. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1723 Don’t forget to signal when you’re ready for dinner. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1724 When President Biden says he's going to reopen I-95, he means all the access points. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
1725 i have to take a shit 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
1726 Hey, Neighbour!!! 1.1641 0.04117 128 112 11 5
1727 Her clues are getting easier to decipher. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
1728 It appears the new interstate will be coming near our house. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
1729 Mind the gap. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
1730 It will make things easier in the divorce. We'll just tear at the dotted line. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
1731 I'm calling the contractor. Who passes around a curve?! 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
1732 It is what you think it is: stay in your lane. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
1733 I wonder if we should add a bike lane? 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
1734 It does feel safer this way. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
1735 There's a lot less traffic since they built the highway. 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
1736 Was that A Streetcar Named Desire? 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
1737 We are either geniuses or we have the worst divorce attorneys. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
1738 Living in a house divided! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
1739 Do you think we need to tell Jimmy that 34 is a good age to let go of the Hot Wheels thing? 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
1740 Honey, you shouln't have opened the door to the road workers. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
1741 According to my mindfulness app I've gotta treat my thoughts like they're cars passing by 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
1742 Last time we use your brother for our real estate agent. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
1743 I warned you not to choose Acme for the remodel. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
1744 Our Boys have their own gocarts, now. 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
1745 I guess a house divided can stand alone. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
1746 I thought you said this was a high traffic carpet 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
1747 Let me know when the chicken crosses. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
1748 You were the one insisting I stay in my own lane. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
1749 I think the road less travelled translates into stay in your lane. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
1750 My therapist says I need to learn to set boundaries. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
1751 I say Kevin, our divorce lawyers certainly made the property division look easy. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
1752 We’ll be moving the line a bit closer to you. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
1753 Traffic sure has slowed down since all the kids moved out. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
1754 I love this redesign, but next time, I'd like something a little less racy. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1755 When I said we needed a trial separation, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
1756 The divorce settlement stipulated double 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
1757 And then she told me to stay in my lane. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
1758 I think the divided highway was the best way to finalize the divorce. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
1759 ''Yes, it goes through the bedroom.'' 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
1760 This'll work til we put in a bike lane 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
1761 Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
1762 It helps with Uber Eats. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
1763 0.2 seconds. He beat his old record. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
1764 The road to a successful marriage is not crossing the line. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
1765 Sally just told me that she and Bob are getting a double yellow 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
1766 The subway is just too dangerous nowadays. 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
1767 This says the new infrastructure bill could help us. 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
1768 The New Yorker's Comma Queen says we should have used the em dash. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
1769 Well, at least we'll never miss garbage day. 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
1770 Are you chicken to cross the road? 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
1771 We should've done this years ago! 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
1772 How's the perforation for you? 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
1773 Well, it is a two-way street... 1.1622 0.03188 148 125 22 1
1774 Til death or the DOT do us part. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
1775 Electric cars are a good thing. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
1776 And it’s no passing in the bedroom. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
1777 Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
1778 If you jaywalk one more time… 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
1779 Guess why Martha crossed the street.” 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
1780 This wasn’t what I envisioned when I said ‘my way or the highway…’ 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
1781 Except for the YIELD sign in the bedroom, I'm fine with it. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
1782 They're putting an EZ Pass Lane to the bedroom. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
1783 Il voulait être sûr que je le verrais dans le Tour de France. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
1784 I told you the highway expansion would be painless. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
1785 Manny, are you sure you don't want to sell to the DOT? 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
1786 What’re you, chicken? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
1787 Well, I wouldn’t say my son’s an artist…but at least I know he’s got a fall back career 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
1788 We don't need a crosswalk. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
1789 How come you never make a pass at me anymore? 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
1790 I'm looking forward to watching your attempts to get to your side of the second floor. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
1791 I can still hear you breathing. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
1792 Living in this house that straddles the borderline between two states makes me wonder whether or not that book you're reading is banned. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
1793 Gladys, did you really have to make it a toll road? 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
1794 For the last time, it’s my way or the highway.’ 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
1795 There's improvement yet for our marriage. Last month we had a solid line. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
1796 Sometimes, I think our fears of middle-of-the-road politics are disrupting the way we live. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
1797 Somebody needs to get their emissions tested. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1798 It says here that political polarization is tearing a lot of couples apart. I'm glad that's not us! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1799 Life is never a one-way street. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
1800 There’s a motorcycle coming—you’ll have to speak louder! 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1801 Just keep playing 'On The Road Again' and this staycation might actually work. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1802 This is a terrific rest stop, but perhaps we should be hitting the road. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1803 Have you thought about asking for directions? 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
1804 I get the bathroom. You get the backyard. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1805 You just tear along the perforation and presto — two apartments! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1806 Supply chain problems solved! 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
1807 Joint Ownership 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1808 They came from IKEA with the furniture assembly instructions.” 1.1604 0.04670 106 94 7 5
1809 When the cat gets home from work, we are switching to the carpool lane. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1810 I'm glad we took the road less traveled. Just up and took it. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1811 I think it would be nice to add a bike lane next. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1812 It’s a digital Mason Dixon Line, I found it in the App Store 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
1813 You haven’t heard? The “Tour de Living Room” starts today!! 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1814 Huh, there's a pretty good Family Circus today. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1815 It makes me feel less sad we moved out of the city 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
1816 I told you, once you picked your side, there’s no switching. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1817 Stay in your lane Sunday 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
1818 This Grand Prix race is sure to up our Vrbo value. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
1819 If the glare is bothering you, I can turn off the high beams. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
1820 Me Casa su casa? 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
1821 I’m tired, I think I’ll hit the road babe, good night. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
1822 boundary 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1823 Now I know why we got a great deal. Did the realtor tell you, beforehand that the house is in the middle of the new exit 53 of the LIE? 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
1824 Sorry, honey. They said they needed one more vote. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
1825 Eminent domain is really getting out of hand. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
1826 You keep in your lane, I'll keep in mine and we'll both be happier. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
1827 Post Covid travel 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
1828 I know you think you can avoid extradition this way but I am tired of having my passport stamped every time we have dinner together. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
1829 I’m glad we both found a place to park! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
1830 I’m sorry but your jokes about skid marks are terrible. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
1831 It's comfy to wait like this for the bus. 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
1832 We should shut off the CO2 meters. 1.1589 0.04815 107 96 5 6
1833 I call it fiction, non-fiction. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
1834 Sure, we can visit, but for the most part; you will stay in your lane and I will stay in mine. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
1835 I said Bugs, you shoulda taken that left at Albaquerque. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
1836 When we agreed to an open floor plan, I never agreed to have the New York City Marathon include us in the route. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
1837 I took the road less traveled by. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
1838 I still say they should have put in a crosswalk for us. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
1839 No jaykissing, honey 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
1840 Loading... 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
1841 The crosswalk is in the kitchen 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
1842 You’re going nowhere tonight! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
1843 I'm tired of that State Trooper hiding for speeders on his motor cycle behind the refrigerator. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
1844 It's the passing lane on the blind curve that keeps it exciting! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
1845 It’s so exciting to think what’s around the bend. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
1846 Walking score: 100 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
1847 Told you no need to move. Took DOT three years to paint the line. Will be ten years before they lay a road. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
1848 This gives a new meaning to eminent domain 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
1849 Are you one toke over the line too? 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
1850 I wonder when the City will fix that kitchen pothole 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
1851 A Yield sign on your side of the road might get you thinking straight. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
1852 Why does it always have to turn into a one-way conversation? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1853 If our marriage deteriorates, we change it to no-passing. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
1854 See? No more turnoffs. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
1855 I know we debated using a literal representation of Frost’s “road less traveled” as a decorative motif, 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1856 I am thinking about making an Pommes Aligot this Tuesday” “Stay in your lane 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
1857 Is this what's called the Path Less Taken? 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
1858 Pass with care 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
1859 Ever since you moved south of the highway you’ve become such a snob. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
1860 I said, “Let’s get a divorce.” This was our settlement. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
1861 Who says we can't be happy separated? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
1862 Great. Now we need a crosswalk to the kitchen. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
1863 I'm so glad we paved over our issues. 1.1574 0.04951 108 98 3 7
1864 This will just make it easier to divide our assets if we ever divorce. Joy Fauvre, Santa Fe, NM 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
1865 Living together is great when everything is evenly divided. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
1866 Your father and I decided to rekindle our interest in Hot Wheels. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
1867 It's called eminent domain. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
1868 Don't forget to renew your passport. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
1869 You wanted to live in Los Angeles. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
1870 Oh, I forgot to tell you we got a letter from the highway department a while back. Something about eminent domain. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
1871 It's a passing zone--so make a pass! 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
1872 You’ve crossed a line there Doris. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
1873 Now when the world passes us by, we can see what we're missing 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
1874 We never go for bike rides anymore. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
1875 Don’t you think this has to be a two-way street? 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
1876 Everyone's grass is green enough 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
1877 Keep right except to pass 1.1570 0.03321 121 102 19 0
1878 I told you we shouldn't have built this house right on the highway ! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
1879 I don't care if you're from the UK, keep to the right when you walk through here. 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
1880 It identifies as a double line. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
1881 Apologise, or I sell my half to a pig farmer! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
1882 I still can't believe, the Highway we adopted , followed us home! 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
1883 I think the township is taking the property easement a little too far. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1884 I said...I think it's your turn to justify our soul-crushing egomania to the children tonight. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
1885 Sure you can, but with caution. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1886 Do not pass. 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
1887 This new turnpike rest stop provides all the comforts of home. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
1888 DOT inspector said we have to add a bike lane. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
1889 I really like how we stay in our own lanes. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
1890 Have you seen my chicken? 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
1891 I confess I'm still on the fence about this open architecture. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
1892 Healthy Borderline. 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
1893 What if I changed my party regisration to Independent? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1894 A clearly defined traffic flow really does make the house feel bigger. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
1895 -How are you still missing the 7:30 bus? It's beyond me. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1896 You'll need to signal if and before you cross over. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1897 Hey, have you ever wondered where those tracks go? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1898 What's that Johnny Cash song? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1899 My counselor advised me to “stay in your own lane”. This should help. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1900 Well I did say “It’s my way or the highway.” 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1901 The bathroom is the next exit down 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1902 Now I can’t be blamed for moving the cheese. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1903 Because there aren't any apps that deliver food right to your living room, that's why. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1904 You took the better side! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1905 What time does the crossing guard get here? 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
1906 Highway through Hell 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
1907 I think Dr. Cobo will be quite proud of us for clearly defining our boundaries. 1.1557 0.04200 122 108 9 5
1908 keep to the left 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
1909 Well, the foot traffic has decreased. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
1910 I missed my daily commute. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
1911 “This shortcut is taking a toll on us.” 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
1912 Just as the UN promised, it's a "two estate solution" 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
1913 The Highway department wants to call it Arch Avenue. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
1914 Well, it will provide easy access for our vacation. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
1915 Our bedroom is not so much a cul-de-sac as it is a dead end" 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
1916 Berkeley, originally, how about you? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
1917 It's not fair that you got my favorite reading lamp in the divorce settlement. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
1918 It worked for the Brady kids 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
1919 It' the kid from the Family Circus again. 1.1552 0.04347 116 103 8 5
1920 Congestion pricing certainly reduced the traffic. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
1921 You may have the upstairs, but I’ve got the front door. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
1922 The remodel has really taken a toll on me. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
1923 Just cruisin'. How 'bout you? 1.1552 0.03376 116 98 18 0
1924 Yo've got to walk the walk! 1.1552 0.04347 116 103 8 5
1925 I think quarantine has really helped our relationship. 1.1550 0.03883 129 113 12 4
1926 We having squirrel again? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
1927 Divided we stand, united we fall. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
1928 This'll teach us to read the fine print on the deed. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1929 Can you check if we are on StreetView yet? 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1930 There's no law against you making a pass at me. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1931 And to think, I used to read between the lines! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1932 You know, outside of rush hour the roads aren’t that bad. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1933 Wanna split a pizza? 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
1934 I knew you’d enjoy living in the fast lane. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
1935 Let’s pretend we’re in England. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
1936 When are they going to put in the crosswalk? 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1937 The kids should be ready for bed soon, they are on their 75th lap 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1938 They say we need to increase our bikeability score. 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
1939 Our house, in the middle of our street?! Madness. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
1940 Well they did promise the I-95 thing would only be temporary. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
1941 Keep going left. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
1942 At least he's out of the basement. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1943 You can cross the road, but all it gets you is the other side. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
1944 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
1945 No...why did you cross the road? 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
1946 It said, “On London Road”. Remember, Look Right 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1947 It makes me feel like I’m still a soccer Mom! 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
1948 You might have gotten the ottoman, but I have a reverse commute. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
1949 I've asked you 100 times to speak to your son about wiping his feet before coming into the house. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1950 Signal before changing lanes. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1951 Should we hitchhike to the bedroom? 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1952 Nascar is coming Through our neighborhood. Yay 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
1953 This housing shortage is getting out of control 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
1954 It's nice now that the traffic's let up. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
1955 I certainly hope there won't be any border violations tonight, after I go upstairs, say about ten. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
1956 I thought that having the kids learn how to drive indoors was worth a try. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
1957 The only thing I don’t like are all the semis. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
1958 It’s not a solid divide. So, come on over whenever you want. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
1959 Don't sell up you said...what can they do you said. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1960 I think your Mother is losing it. She drove through about an hour ago and tried to order a burger and fries. I gave her an egg salad sandwich and she sped off. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1961 Some take the high road, and some take the low road. But few take the weird road. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
1962 I’ll say this for Billy: That kid really gets around! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1963 Is that a new pullover? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1964 Get your own subscription. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1965 It says that 95 will reopen next week. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1966 Looks like they're running out of options for another loop around the valley. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
1967 If that gerrymandering bill goes through, we’ll have to get a new carpet. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
1968 Maybe next year we can put in a crosswalk. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
1969 Quite right dear, safety first. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
1970 And then I said, "eminent domain, who?" 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1971 Did you finish the crossroad puzzle? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1972 Maybe you’ll pick me up sometime when you’re going by. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1973 Just be sure to look both ways before crossing. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1974 She insisted she could see herself out! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1975 How did we end up with the Grand Prix going through the house? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1976 The anaconda has the hiccups again. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
1977 Shall we cross the divide and make whoopee tonight? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1978 I assume we are going Dutch tonight. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1979 That must be one of those self-driving sofas. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1980 Let's watch "Cars" tonight, shall we? 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
1981 Billy from next door must have been given another chore. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1982 Sure, it’s just a line, but as far as I’ m concerned, Charley, you’re in another state. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
1983 When is the roadshow starting? 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
1984 No left turn until 8:00PM. 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
1985 I think that kid Billy from the cartoon family next door just took a shortcut through here. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
1986 Yes, you can pass me my drink. That's clearly allowed in this zone. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
1987 All conservative objects, ideas and thoughts should stay on your side and I'll keep my progress good life on my side. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
1988 Not what I had in mind for living in the fast lane. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
1989 He calls us his pit crew now. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
1990 It’s not a solid line. You can cross it, but at your peril. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
1991 I heard it go by, but I didn't look up, did you? 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
1992 You’ll need your covid shots to visit 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
1993 You wonder why we got this house for way below market? 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
1994 Passes allowed, sweetie. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
1995 The Formula 1 expansion has taken a new turn 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
1996 Are you still mad I had the crosswalk removed? 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
1997 Grandma and Grandpa both use walkers now, so we had to establish some rules and regulations. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
1998 I guess they're doing road construction sooner than we thought 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
1999 Just a reminder to stay in your lane at all times. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2000 Aren’t you the one who said, “stay in your lane?” 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2001 We need to talk to the parents of those Family Circus kids about boundaries 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2002 Eminent Domain, my ass. Nobody's taking our house to build a road. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2003 What happened to leaving crumbs? 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2004 Clearly, the infrastructure bill was more comprehensive than we had imagined. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2005 No See! I didn’t see anything either. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2006 Sure, you can cross, but not all relationship minefields are metaphorical. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2007 But what about parking? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2008 Is this all that divides us? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2009 Finally some middle of the road coverage we can count on. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2010 Don't forget to let the Jaguar back in for the night. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2011 Just relax. Donnelly went to get yellow paint. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2012 They call it Conscious uncoupling, Frank. You’ll get used to it. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2013 See, I told you I could live life in the fast lane from the comfort of my own couch. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2014 I’ll send you the article about planting tulips in the median. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2015 Once the bicycle lane is installed we're done. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2016 I see your mother is coming for a visit again 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
2017 Should we go to dinner before rush hour traffic? 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2018 Remember, coming down the stairs is in the right lane, and going up is in the left lane. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2019 You’re in a Tuesday/Friday seat - don’t forget to move over here before 8 o’clock. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2020 There is a "CAUTION: Merge" sign ahead. 1.1504 0.04395 113 101 7 5
2021 I'm coming across...to prove to our pet possum it can be done. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2022 " I've cut off your food and water supply route " " Fine, but I still control the bathrooms " 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2023 'Adult siblings living their best lives' 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2024 Well, it’s not what I meant by ‘stay in your lane’, but this works. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2025 Free parking both sides, every day of the week! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2026 the two-way street thing was a metaphor. 1.1500 0.04794 100 90 5 5
2027 Perhaps we shouldn't have held out . . . on the other hand, traffic isn't bad this time of night. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2028 You need to stay in your lane. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2029 It's cheaper than a wall! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2030 All these articles make me scared the stock market will crash agai-" "Honey I ran over our kids with my car 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2031 O.K. We can get married. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
2032 The foot traffic in this place is brutal. 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
2033 I love our quiet time after rush hour. 1.1500 0.04039 120 106 10 4
2034 Life’s a divided highway 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2035 We're fine as long as you stay in your lane. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2036 No dear,it's a perforated line. Makes it easier to divide up the estate in case we divorce. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2037 I admire you from afar. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
2038 Mediation was SO much better than wasting money on divorce lawyers, wasn't it honey? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2039 I dunno. What do you think the speed limit should be? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2040 Stay in your lane, and we'll have a long, happy life. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2041 Happy Wife Happy Life 🚧 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2042 'The designer promised a room that would say "oooo"--I just wasn't expecting it to say it in Morse Code.' 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2043 passing time 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2044 Do you really think that line is going to stop me from going upstairs to bed? 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2045 I know in Assholeville you just watch videos, but over here in Ladyland, we read. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2046 It’s not so bad having Route 66 come through here. I get my kicks meeting lots of hip new people. 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
2047 The Fredericksons enjoyed confusing their Roomba 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
2048 Maybe in our next house, we should try double yellow lines. 1.1491 0.04358 114 102 7 5
2049 We should install a stop sign in the dining room. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2050 Honey, you know you have to be on the left to pass, even if it is just gas. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2051 As long as you signal you can come over! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2052 When I said we should adopt, I didn’t mean a highway. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2053 This line forbidding parking gives me a great feeling of space. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2054 Sooo, I can pass you on the left? 1.1488 0.03248 121 103 18 0
2055 ...then we play Caribbean music and boom, Conga Line! 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2056 When I'm finished with this, would you like me to Fedex it to you 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2057 I think our dog learned Morse code. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2058 It´s okay - you can make a pass. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2059 You are right, this is much cheaper than a divorce! 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2060 I thought this might just work. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2061 Would you be a dear and fetch my reading glasses? Take Route 9 to exit 7. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2062 Did you recognize that person that just walked through here? 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2063 How many times do I have to tell you that a single dotted line means it is okay to pass. Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2064 Wait for the wow factor… 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2065 Where's this relationship going, anyway? 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2066 It will give us some mid-life direction. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2067 Why did the chicken cross the living room? 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2068 Not sure this is what the therapist meant by stay in our own lanes… 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2069 ...And when the chicken comes this way, we'll finally know the answer. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2070 His Depends only work intermittently. 1.1481 0.04522 108 97 6 5
2071 Keep your eyes on the road! 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2072 Don’t over think it. It’ll be fine. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2073 Looks like it's safe to make a pass. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2074 This eminent domain business has gone a bit too far! 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2075 I told you we shouldn't build on Route 66. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2076 I think I hear our FloorDash driver. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2077 They’re only dashed lines, so feel free to come to my side whenever. 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
2078 One of us is in the fast lane. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2079 I’m sorry that it’s come to this BUT I did warn you to stay in your lane! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2080 You’re right - the double yellow line would be less cozy. 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2081 They weren't lying when they said light traffic nearby 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2082 No need for technology when the information highway comes right through your living room. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2083 I kinda like life in the sofa lane 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2084 Les Nessman is working for the highway department. 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
2085 Henry, have you been following the story about people that have unknown squatters in their house? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2086 ”I heard you tell Fred that twenty-five years of marriage has taken its toll. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2087 Who would have believed that such a simple solution would save our marriage? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2088 It’s UTURN to do the dishes 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
2089 Just 16 more years until he's 18. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
2090 You know, I actually like it here after rush hour. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2091 Did I tell you Robert Moses used to live here? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2092 Is says here that the "Aw, Do I Hafta Eat This" Parade starts at 6:01pm sharp. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2093 It appears that the State Transportation Agency will be establishing imminent domain imminently 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2094 At least we will have front-row seats for the Tour de France. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2095 He's lost his way, and his mind. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2096 Privacy improves your moods. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
2097 Just stay in the right lane and slow down around the curve. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
2098 Are you sure we didn't miss our turn? I feel like we've been on this road for a while. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2099 If you’re going to the bathroom, remember to leave the seat up and pay the toll. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2100 What I love about it is now we can both be on the right side of everything. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2101 Now, I think we need a traffic light. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2102 They said it was because we both work from home? 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
2103 This is the last time I date a border guard. 1.1468 0.04289 109 97 8 4
2104 Thanks for giving me the South side of the house in the settlement… the light is so much better. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2105 What do you think? Best Hot Wheels track ever? 1.1468 0.04289 109 97 8 4
2106 The street lights should be installed next week. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2107 Aren’t we taking our politics too far, honey 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2108 I signed us up for that Le Mans course like you wanted. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2109 You have 1 bathroom crossing left for the next 3 days. Suggest not acting too hastily. Stan Karp Barst98@aol.com 1.1466 0.04286 116 104 7 5
2110 See? There's no problem the highway department can't solve. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
2111 You missed it. It was a duck in a “Trump for 2032” T-shirt. 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
2112 Is it your turn to make a pass, or mine? 1.1463 0.03946 123 109 10 4
2113 Can you get me some water? 1.1463 0.03200 123 105 18 0
2114 Our relationship is much less stressful since we now live in two different states. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2115 They’ll be here tomorrow to set up the tolls. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2116 Is your Doomer question worth interrupting my afternoon reading? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2117 I believe our garden snake is back in, and that she has the hiccups. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
2118 Tunnel of Love” ❤ 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
2119 Did a cartoon kid just run though here? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2120 Maybe we shouldn't have let the city planner design our house. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2121 The angel food cake is on my side of the double yellow line in the kitchen. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2122 Remind me again, which one of us is "living life in the fast lane"? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2123 This separation of powers is working well. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2124 It’s the race route for the Gerrymander 5K 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2125 I wish Hoppy would wipe his shoe on the mat when he gets home. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2126 Now this is what I call an open floor plan. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2127 My doctor says I need to work on setting boundries 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2128 I found the perfect white noise for relaxing. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2129 Can we agree on a speed limit? 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2130 Hosting guests really changed after 2020 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
2131 You may cross over to make a pass. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2132 Take dead man's curve into kitchen, happy to help yourself. 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2133 They are coming this afternoon to put in the guard rails, the kids will be back tomorrow. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2134 It's your own fault. If you negotiated better, YOU would have the side with the comfy couch and the stairs to the bedroom. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2135 Remember, when you come home, be sure to yield at the roundabout. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2136 I know this is much cheaper, but I'd still rather have my own bathroom. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2137 It shows the Tour de France the way to the Louvre. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2138 It's says here that surveyors have already begun their work on the new Interstate. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2139 Have you never heard of "my way or the highway." 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
2140 Getting an Uber to the kitchen isn’t as cheap as it used to be 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2141 Life is a highway, I want to read it all night long. 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
2142 You may make a pass in this zone. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2143 Henry, maybe it is time you got your way. 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
2144 Isn't it your night to re-pave the kitchen? 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
2145 It's only bad in the morn and late afternoon." 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2146 The house is great but I am a little concerned about that "Tear Here" sign. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2147 I don't think this is what the therapist meant when she said we should have boundaries. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2148 I hope the kids stop by. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2149 Appears we have a broken line of communication. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2150 I meant it, stay in your lane, Melissa. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2151 You’re always suggesting I “stay in my lane,” John. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
2152 I'm starting to get a funny feeling about that Eminent Domain/Highway Commission thing. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2153 It feels like we're more distant since the highway passes through the house. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2154 Diner's at six, book club's at seven, and traffic's on the fives. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2155 Yes, Billy Keane is visiting. Why do you ask? 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
2156 He'll be back around before too long. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2157 How’s the #StayInYourLane movement working out for you? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2158 Isn't this conversation.we're having right now going a bit offtrack. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2159 I felt safer when it was two lines. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2160 What we need is a Pedestrian Crosswalk. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2161 Does the prenup really need to include a dotted line? 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2162 I'm glad the marriage counselor encouraged us to set a boundary. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2163 It starts in 20 minutes, better use the bathroom now. 1.1442 0.04617 104 94 5 5
2164 You don't think he got a bad report card, do you? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2165 Oh and I forgot to tell you.....I agreed to let them build a freeway exit through our living room. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2166 I think a separation could be happening. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2167 Meet me in the kitchen before Rush Hour. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2168 A streetcar named ‘inconvenient’ if you ask me. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2169 Light traffic today. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2170 They promised me the cross-walk would be in by Friday 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2171 This book has some great roadkill recipe ideas. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2172 Just my luck, Russia claims my side of the house! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2173 It says here, 'Historic Route 66 lumbers scenically through the countryside, until the damn Johnsons tossed up a bungalow just outside of town.' We're famous! 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2174 When Pac-Man comes by, act natural. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
2175 Honey, please read in your own lane. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2176 And then of course there's Yogi. If there's a fork in the road...take it. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
2177 Our disagreement is really dividing our home... but I kinda like it. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
2178 His way was unacceptable. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2179 ... The suburbs and their subdivisions. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
2180 You've always been in the slow lane. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2181 Apparently the kids have gone out and left us to our own devices again. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
2182 Traffic has been lighter since we remodeled the kitchen to include a toll booth. 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
2183 I’m sure it’s just a phase. 1.1441 0.03246 118 101 17 0
2184 'Divided by spaces, United by text and paper!' 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2185 Make sure to feed the meter before bed. 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
2186 Eminent domain, my ass. 1.1440 0.03716 125 110 12 3
2187 What time were the Andretti's supposed to arrive? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2188 The realtor did promise a quick commute 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2189 Sure glad we have two bathrooms. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2190 Just once could those Family Circus kids stay in their own panel." 1.1429 0.04009 119 106 9 4
2191 We’re truly at a crossroads, my dear. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2192 Easiest. Divorce. Ever. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2193 A codependent solution to codependency 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2194 Your just lucky it's not solid and yellow,because it SHOULD be! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2195 Your indoor track doesn't seem to be getting much use. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2196 Tomorrow, it's my turn to live life in the fast lane. 1.1429 0.03857 126 112 10 4
2197 I keep my side of the street clean. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
2198 WHEN DID YOU SAY IS THE TRAIN TO YUMA?? 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2199 To remind you it is still OK to make a pass. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2200 Oh Honey , they forgot to put the Toll Booth in ! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2201 ...and you wonder why I don't want a dog?! 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2202 Would you get the mail, please. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2203 I also had an exhaust fan installed. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2204 Commuting's never been easier. Lindsay Kindschy - Boulder, CO 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2205 Did you hear the one about "the chicken who crossed the road "? 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2206 Looks like Hansel has graduated from crumbs to loaves! 1.1429 0.04183 119 107 7 5
2207 I feel we are at a crossroads 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2208 This is what you get when you vote for the Eagles ! 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2209 Says here that upkeep of my side of the house is still your responsibility 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2210 Maybe this will get your motor running. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2211 Stay in your lane, Bro. 1.1429 0.03221 119 102 17 0
2212 remember, make sure to signal before you switch lanes. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2213 The real estate firm said it was a unique location. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
2214 Sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2215 I feel like I'm yelling across a highway whenever I talk to you. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2216 Hey Honey, do you feel like playing chicken? 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
2217 Adopting babies are overrated 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2218 Must be an accident on that new interchange 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2219 Do you think maybe we’ve taken our therapist’s “ stay in your own lane “ advice too far? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2220 I meant it when I said “My way or the highway. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2221 What do you think of the new passing lane? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2222 What time does the Roomba Race start? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2223 This is so much more relaxing than speed reading. 1.1429 0.04368 112 101 6 5
2224 Sorry,you got the man cave—I got the bathrooms. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2225 I tell ya,Robert Moses had nothing on that new city planner. 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2226 Expect increased traffic today due to an accident on exit 9 near the kids’ room 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2227 The kids are really getting the hang of this turn. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2228 Sometimes, I hate being married to Billy from Family Circus. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2229 At least there’s no traffic! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2230 I just wanted to get an early start on the trip. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
2231 Don't worry, dear, it's only a temporary detour off of I-95. 1.1417 0.03197 120 103 17 0
2232 It's passive aggressive. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2233 You still like this split level? 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2234 There’s plenty of room. You can make a pass anytime. 1.1416 0.04144 113 101 8 4
2235 I love how the pandemic cut down on traffic. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2236 I told you I heard the sound of little feet during the night. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
2237 Helps to find my room. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
2238 Hey, wanna switch sides? 1.1416 0.03294 113 97 16 0
2239 Sure, you have the toilet, but I have the kitchen sink. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2240 That dog of yours needs to see a proctologist. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2241 If you've got your passport, c'mon over and take the funnies section. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2242 Your father misses the commute. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2243 I never thought I would be talking to someone on the other side of the tracks 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2244 Remember that the bathroom and kitchen are on my side! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2245 It's gotta be the best bus stop in the state. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2246 Although your horoscope says "as the moon approaches Virgo, draw some boundaries for your household," I think they meant the figurative kind. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2247 It says, the city council is very pleased with the route of the new bypass. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2248 I think the line-painting truck made a wrong turn at the kitchen! 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
2249 "Don't you just love No Car Tuesdays?" 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2250 Fucking Billy Circus… STAY OUT OF OUR GODDAMN HOUSE YOU LITTLE PERVERT! 1.1415 0.04534 106 96 5 5
2251 Listen, tomorrow’s a holiday. Let’s suspend alternate side lounging. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2252 Sometimes there's a fine line between clutter and comfort. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2253 Billy bookcase aside, it's just not healthy to spend our Saturdays in a walk-through catalog. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2254 The interstate detour doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2255 We didn’t really think through what happens when you want to go out or when I need to use the bathroom. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2256 Thank goodness we have high traffic carpet. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
2257 These bike lane activists are getting out of control! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2258 I can make a pass. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
2259 It’s been ages since I’ve seen anyone use that pogo stick lane. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2260 And to think I was opposed to marriage counseling. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
2261 This isn't what I meant when I said we need to split. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2262 When is the bus coming? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2263 The SLOW and STOP signs should be here tomorrow! 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
2264 The counselor was right, it’s much easier to meet halfway now. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2265 The infrastructure bill has really come through! 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
2266 Are you still reading On the Road? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2267 We love each other but Road apart 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2268 Well, you did say you wanted open concept. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2269 Allowing lane changes improved their relationship. 1.1406 0.03278 128 111 16 1
2270 Just the way I like it - split down the middle, like a frog’s ass. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2271 wait, are we poor? 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2272 This article is talking about some ghost writer coming to town. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2273 Ahh. Life in the fast lane. 1.1402 0.04292 107 96 7 4
2274 Don’t look at me. 1.1402 0.04292 107 96 7 4
2275 The annual bike race should start in about 15 minutes. Did you remember to prop open the doors this time. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2276 How about you stay on your lane and I’ll stay in mine. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2277 GPS is really starting to get efficient with these shortcuts. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2278 Did you read about the new freeway? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2279 Tommy's practicing before he starts his job with the Streets Department. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2280 What’s a four letter word for ‘keeps marriages working?’ Ahhh…half 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2281 Helen, I really love these slow traffic days. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2282 Divorce isn’t that much different than marriage, huh? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2283 What are all the hot dogs doing on the floor? 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
2284 I got the idea after reading about the rationale for the construction of the " great wall of China " 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2285 It's nice now, but wait until the lunch rush. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2286 What time is the bike tour coming through? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2287 I'm NOT talking with you or any right winger until you stop watching Fox and find the truth on MSNBC! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2288 Wait, what happened to the cat? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2289 Traffic is sure light today. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2290 You drove me to this honey, I'm staying on my side 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2291 We'll never have to worry about not hearing the delivery guy again. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2292 If this doesn’t help you stay in your lane I don’t know what will. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2293 Who needs couples' therapy when you can just put in a demilitarized zone? 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2294 It’s how the kids are doing it now, Larry. Respecting boundaries is the new hot. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2295 Your extended warranty has expired. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
2296 I so much happier now that you're staying in your lane! 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
2297 Top of the morning, neighbor. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
2298 It has off-ramps at the bathroom and the refrigerator. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
2299 This new pickup spot is really convenient! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
2300 I'd like to install a stop sign next. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
2301 Let's take a drive out to see the bathroom colors. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
2302 For the wedding, let's go Dutch. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
2303 I am glad our relationship finally reached a balanced and harmonious center lane. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
2304 Watch out, I'm waiting for an express delivery. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2305 You say highway, I say byway. Let's call the whole thing off. 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
2306 Just stay in your lane Bill 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2307 All I can say is happy wife, happy life. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2308 This Lincoln Tunnel sublet has been a godsend. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2309 It's really such a lovely quiet neighborhood all year except for the Grand Prix. 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
2310 Just stay in your lane, okay Bob? 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2311 You're sitting on the dangerous side of the curve. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
2312 Isn't the Adopt-a-Highway program so much nicer now that we don't need to leave the house? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2313 Have you noticed how the GPS always heads you north? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2314 I think he needs to get a different job next summer. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
2315 They said it would be going in two blocks over, but who knows? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
2316 Let’s adopt the dog from The Family Circus,” you said. “It’ll be great,” you said 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
2317 Uh, keep your farts on your side, too. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2318 Home at last. Cue the traffic sounds with expletives on bluetooth please. 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
2319 Don't forget, the kitchen is on my Democratic side. 1.1379 0.04042 116 104 8 4
2320 Was that the Millers who just drove by? 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
2321 Did you sign us up for a couch to 5k? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2322 The bathroom will be three blocks down, take a left at the light. 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
2323 Just stay in your lane, Jeff. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2324 We need to divide the house into thirds before the baby comes. 1.1379 0.04223 116 105 6 5
2325 The noise can be a bit much, but it's rent-controlled. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
2326 I remember a time when this was all living room. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
2327 Honey get this: why did the chicken cross the living room? 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
2328 It’s good to be on the road again. 1.1376 0.04217 109 98 7 4
2329 Our new couples therapist is a genius . 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
2330 Honey, I fear something has come between us. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
2331 The table might be in the middle. But the dishwasher is on your side. And the King bed is on my side. 1.1376 0.04217 109 98 7 4
2332 Jeffy seems less easily distracted these days. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2333 I’m glad this isn’t a one-way road. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2334 This I-95 bypass is pretty quiet tonight. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2335 Traffic was light in the house that day. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2336 I think I know what you mean now. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2337 How about a casual Sunday drive? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2338 This marriage can be a total success as long as you stay in your lane and I stay in mine! 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
2339 Glad we opted out of the fast lane. 1.1373 0.04629 102 93 4 5
2340 I think we've taking this personal space thing too far! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2341 Looks like you finally learned to stay in your lane. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2342 I hope this isn’t the high way to hell. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2343 The division is calming. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
2344 I need my boundaries to be respected by your farts, as well. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2345 It's a short commute to my office if I leave after rush hour. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2346 Do you think we spent too much time in the fast lane? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2347 Just keep your eyes on the road. Not the guy on the wall. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2348 Marathon runner should start coming through soon. 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
2349 Rudy's Road House recommends looking both ways whenever crossing the room. 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
2350 Emergency exist path required by the city Fire Department 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2351 Cross it again and you'll do my half of the cooking. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2352 Was that Billy from The Family Circus? 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2353 This frees our ways. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
2354 This isn't what I meant by 'Stay in your own lane.' 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
2355 The closest we are getting to F1 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
2356 Hey Neighbour, what you reading? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2357 The brick keeps forgetting to wipe its feet on the doormat. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2358 I think we need a no-passing zone at this curve. 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
2359 Personally, I think you should just stay in your lane. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2360 We get along so much better since you've learned to stay in you lane. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
2361 I forgot to tell you, they're repaving next week. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
2362 Now that’s what I call a half way house ! 1.1364 0.04898 88 80 4 4
2363 When the zoning committee said that we could build our house around a highway this is not what I thought they meant. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2364 No passing on turns. 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
2365 Come over and join me on the sofa before rush-hour begins! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2366 Which side has the rest stop? 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
2367 One guess - Why did the spouse cross the road? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2368 Do you remember the rules of the road? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2369 Ugh,I left my pen on her side. 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
2370 Of course it is 'to get to the other side.' 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
2371 Sorry Honey, the border has closed for the night 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2372 And all because you didn't want to be called a NIMBY!!! 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
2373 Chicken! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
2374 He had a rough day at road marking school. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2375 We don't have to worry about any chickens crossing the road cuz we'll just eat them. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
2376 Crossing permitted 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
2377 I regret now that we didn't settle on a plain carpet 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2378 We don’t have to leave for another ten minutes. Looks like traffic is light today. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
2379 Dotted lines make good partners. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
2380 Any sign of the chicken over there? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2381 I hope you measured twice. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
2382 Junior has a new paint set. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2383 If it was a line in the sand, maybe. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2384 Your obsession with Jack Kerouac has gone too far. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2385 Now, wasn't this so much cheaper than a divorce. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
2386 It gets noisier when the light changes 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2387 Splitting the house in anticipation of divorce is a great idea! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2388 You were the one who wanted to live life in the fast lane. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2389 We can change it to double yellow lines after the divorce. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
2390 And, signal your intentions before you change lanes! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2391 Separate but equal just doesn't cut it with me 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2392 Are you snubbin’ me ‘cuz I’m from the wrong side of the tracks???!!! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2393 Guess my favorite work by Cormac McCarthy. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
2394 The Family Circus was here 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
2395 If you’ll stay in your lane, I’ll forego the speed minimum. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
2396 I guess Rascal Flatts was right after all. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
2397 That pre-nup was such a good idea! 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
2398 Who knew that we could be at home and still be stuck in traffic. 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
2399 The road home is never long! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2400 Did we get a visit from Bil Keane, that Family Circus guy? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2401 You can only cross the line if you are making a pass. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2402 Yeah, it’s nice having close access, but getting to the bathroom during rush hour is nuts. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
2403 We upsized from our railroad apartment. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2404 Well,you did say stay in your own lane. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2405 Luckily, we're on a stretch where we can pass. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
2406 It won't solve any problems but it lets us know where to draw the line! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2407 Race you to the last piece of chocolate cake." 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
2408 I hope the pizza arrives soon. 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
2409 You call this a separation? 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
2410 I feel like there’s something dividing us but I can’t put my finger on it. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2411 You said we needed to better define the parameters of our relationship. 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
2412 Those markings are to help you find your way to the kitchen when I ask you to dry the dishes 1.1346 0.04333 104 94 6 4
2413 In retrospect, should have made it a No Crossing zone. 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
2414 It does mean we're in a passing zone, so you can make your move! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2415 Someone from NASCAR-Chicago stopped by earlier. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2416 What would you say to having a quick one before we hit the road? Randall Huff Storm Lake, Iowa 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2417 Test caption 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2418 Not everything about COVID lockdown was bad, eh? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2419 This trial separation is going swimmingly, wouldn't you say? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2420 Don't you think the traffic pattern has improved since we installed these? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2421 It'll be easier to split assets if we don't work out. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2422 They’ll get back eventually. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2423 The phrase is actually, 'All roads lead to ROME', dear. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2424 I'm reading to you between the lines. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
2425 Guess who wants to borrow the car? 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
2426 Our lawyer did a great job getting rid of the eminent domain they tried pushing down our throats. Once the toll gates go in we’ll be rich. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
2427 It's still not going to help me at night unless you add pavement reflectors. 1.1333 0.04294 105 95 6 4
2428 Do you know how to contact Jane Jacobs? 1.1333 0.04294 105 95 6 4
2429 My lawyer wants you to sign on the dotted line. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
2430 I have been telling you for years to stay in your lane 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
2431 Separate but equal? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2432 Traffic is down ever since we put a commuter lane in the dining room. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
2433 Eminent domain. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2434 I love how this new place is right on the bus line. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
2435 ``Any interest in the `rest area'?' 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2436 Ahhh, our own rest stop. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2437 Congestion Pricing will be a goldmine for us. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2438 On the road less traveled: Reading an actual book 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2439 This new road detour is certainly well marked. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2440 Much better. Before they repainted we couldn't pass. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2441 It's too expensive to get a divorce. This will do. 1.1327 0.04074 113 102 7 4
2442 I haven't seen any IKEA staff for ages.... 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
2443 Slow readers keep to the right. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2444 I didn’t *really* believe the real estate agent when she said that road sounds would fade into white noise, but by gosh she was right. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
2445 Divorce doesn’t have to be expensive if you split your assets 50/50 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2446 Is it my imagination, or... was it quieter before the railroad ran through here? 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2447 I'm just trying to stay in my lane. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
2448 Thank you very much for agreeing to the toll booth. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2449 I still say it should be a no-passing zone. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
2450 Don't go there. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2451 Be a 'good egg' and come sit next to me. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2452 Hey, you're the one who wanted to live life in the fast lane. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2453 Look both ways. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
2454 Ever since that Family Circle family moved in,this neighborhood hasn't been the same. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
2455 I’m waiting for my GPS to tell me when to turn the page. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2456 Now that the kids are older, I think it’s time to add speed bumps. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
2457 Too much time watching the I-95 livestream. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
2458 Is the carpet greener? 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
2459 That’s funny Greg, because my horoscope says snuggles are not imminent, DON’T cross the line. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
2460 It’s nice to be on the road again 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2461 Just remember, I always have the right of way. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2462 The couch is in the carpool lane. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2463 I think maybe the Government is taking Eminent Domain a little too far! 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
2464 Not much traffic this morning, eh? 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
2465 Life certainly is a highway! 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
2466 It's really taking a toll on our relationship 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
2467 Looks like the D.O.T. got some of that D.O.D. money. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
2468 I knew we shouldn’t buy that house on the one way street. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
2469 No I don't feel like going on a joy ride 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
2470 I'll do it when the light turns. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2471 We'll get passive income from the toll in the kitchen. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2472 I understand a highway is coming through right near us! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2473 The dotted line means go ahead, make a pass at me. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2474 I think it’s your turn to vacuum. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
2475 She's practicing for tomorrow's big surgery exam. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2476 I can't take the bins out until my visa comes through. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2477 Please don't ask me to explain what Scandoval is, Bob. Like I've said before, stay in your lane. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2478 It makes the commute from the kitchen to the couch easier 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2479 When your parking is up would you please go wash the dishes? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2480 Sure, you can go anywhere you want in the house, 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
2481 DONE. Pizza will be here in a minute. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2482 Did I just see Jeffy from Family Circus? 1.1313 0.04459 99 90 5 4
2483 My therapist said I’ll be fine if you just stay in your lane, and I stay in mine. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2484 Remember to look both ways if you want to come over. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
2485 You think the traffic flows well now? Just wait till we put the signal light in! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2486 This is not what I thought you meant when you said you were crossing to the other side 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
2487 I was thinking of putting in some orange barrels! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2488 Le Tour de France est en route ! 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
2489 This disagreement has really overtaken our lives. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2490 Good news! It says the true path to happiness is drawing it on your floor. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
2491 It’s Wednesday, so you park on this side tonight. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2492 I'm so tired of being told to stay in my lane. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2493 It’s so much more relaxing to not worry about bumping into each other. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
2494 But still, can't beat freeway adjacent... 1.1308 0.04217 107 97 6 4
2495 Why is my lane so much narrower than yours? 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
2496 Did you remember to close the garage door? 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
2497 Did Jeffy from Bil Keane’s comic just walk through?” “Ida Know. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
2498 You can cross your legs but don't cross the street 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
2499 Life's better when we each stay in our own lane. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
2500 It seems a fly flew by... 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2501 Wait until you see the hopping slug that left that trail. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2502 They should have that I95 detour finished soon. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2503 Let me spell it out. You are free to make a pass at my dangerous curves 1.1304 0.04693 92 84 4 4
2504 It looks like you’re living on the wrong side of the tracks. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2505 So glad we are in a passing zone 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2506 This is a great room to pass the time. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2507 There's a new subdivision going in in the den. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
2508 If this room gets any busier we'll have to get a stoplight put in. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
2509 Both lanes open today? 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
2510 You go your way and I'll go my way! 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
2511 Remember that old Mighty Mouse cartoon? Worked for them. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
2512 The new carpet makes me a little nauseous. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2513 It sure is a lot quieter now that we're in the off-season 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
2514 It’s the story of my life 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
2515 No, I'm only right half the time. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2516 You got off at the wrong exit again 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2517 Honey, are we doing a Family Circus cross-over? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
2518 So, if we get divorced, everything myside of the line is mine? 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
2519 These roads detours are getting a little out of hand 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
2520 The therapist stressed boundaries: I didn't realize that included "ok to pass but with caution" 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
2521 I'm not cooking dinner. The stove's on YOUR side of the line. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2522 Relations improved after creating the DMZ. Now the two sides just passive aggressively look at each other. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
2523 We should probably have accepted that last offer from the city about expropriation. 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
2524 I take speed reading very seriously 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
2525 I’m pretty bored, hope the parade comes by. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2526 It's a subliminal message to your single friend, Matt. It leads to an exit sign that lights up after dinner." 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2527 I'll pass. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2528 When are those damn kids from Family Circus leaving again? 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
2529 Equitable distribution. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2530 Do you think we need to widen the lanes if we get more dogs? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2531 Check the mailbox, Hon, the flag's up. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2532 What did YOU mean when you said we should split up? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2533 I think this living together first is a good idea. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2534 I keep reading these ridiculous articles about this fault our community supposedly straddles. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
2535 Infrastructure funding should cover a new flatscreen! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2536 Well, at least this way we won't need to get a divorce. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
2537 I’m glad we could help with the I-95 detour. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2538 Yes, I pooped on your side. No, I’m not telling you where. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
2539 When did we lose our way on the freeway of love? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2540 I guess our dog sensed what was going on 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2541 Honey, I saw my doctor today. We're gonna have an HOV lane! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2542 I’m still not feeling it even with your ‘passes allowed’ zone. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2543 Don't even think of making a pass at me. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2544 There's a semi broken down in the dining room. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2545 Separation in a high interest rate environment 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2546 Oh yeah, the Grand Prix is in town. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
2547 The 12:05 is late. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
2548 I don’t think the divorce settlement was properly interpreted. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
2549 The realtor thought this would help show the high points for our open house. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
2550 Do I have your undivided attention yet? 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
2551 I’m glad we could agree on dividing the assets. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
2552 clearly we're at a crossroads 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
2553 Chickens cross roads. Not you. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
2554 Your light is shining on my side. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
2555 That was Jeffy, the neighbor’s kid. 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
2556 It's my way or highway! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2557 I hate Formula 1 week! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2558 Quit your complaining, you're the one who wanted a divorce. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2559 This reminds me of when my sister and I shared a room as kids. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
2560 Yet another example of eminent domain run amok. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
2561 Chicken! Egg! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2562 I don't care. No passes. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2563 Ah, the thrill of the open road! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2564 My way or highway. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2565 This new "At Home Divorse" really works for me!" 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2566 These highway detours are getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2567 How was I to know our house was built on the annual snake pilgrimage? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2568 It's better than bread crumbs. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2569 I'll race you to the kitchen! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2570 The line painter is using the bathroom and is afraid of getting lost. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2571 Isn't it special that each of us knows our place? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2572 Today it's your turn to act like we're still married. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2573 Well, at least we got to keep the house. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2574 Alas, No one bothers to 🎶Follow the Yellow Brick Road any more... 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2575 If you want to go upstairs try building a staircase on your side. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
2576 You can make passes. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
2577 It's the best of working from home AND commuting. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2578 Don't think I haven't noticed that the stairs to the bedrooms are on your side. Well, the doors in and out of the house are on my side and so is the kitchen! 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
2579 It’s always fun when Dr. Jones stops by. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
2580 It says here that North and South Dakota are the first to perforate their border. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2581 It’s not really 50/50– I can’t access the upstairs. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
2582 This whole thing is ridiculous. How can you even have a passing zone on a blind corner like that? I want a divorce. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
2583 Would you please grab the next bus to the kitchen and bring me back some wine? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2584 Um yeah, that paper is upside down… 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2585 Maybe the kids missed their exit? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2586 It says here, "the secret to a good marriage is to stay in your own lane." 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2587 split everything down the middle and you will still be friends 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2588 The lawyer called it a trial separation. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2589 Honey, can you pass the job listings section? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2590 The nice supervisor promised we'll get filthy rich when the rest of the road goes through. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
2591 Commuting from the home office is a breeze since we’ve added the expressway. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2592 ‘Is this what you meant by “my way or the highway”?’ 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2593 So we built our house on the main road then... 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2594 The air just seems fresher here. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2595 The legos tracked in the mud. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2596 Potty time! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2597 It's your father's way of asking me to 'stay in my lane.' 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2598 HOME, SWEET HOME! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2599 I just love our new rest stops! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2600 Housework to me is “The Road Less Taken.” 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2601 Broken yella, kiss a fella? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2602 A guy from the Planning Commission dropped by but he didn't say why 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2603 Living on Easy Street isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2604 No, it is not made of yellow bricks. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2605 It's a perfect arrangement as long as you stay on your side during rush hour. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2606 Finally, a passing lane to the fridge. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2607 I dare you to cut along the dotted line. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2608 Why do the races always start at night,JUST when I close my eyes?? 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2609 Bike lanes are everywhere these days. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2610 The dotted lines are there so we don't get fined for illegal lane changing. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2611 It is so boring in this no-traffic-light apartment. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2612 I really wish you wouldn’t bring your work home with you.” 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2613 We’re going to build a wall, and make our marriage great again! 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2614 Are you ever sorry we didn't add an HOV lane? 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2615 I hate it when the light changes. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2616 Honey, how would you like a nice tall glass of shut the hell up? 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2617 How to survive a divorce: community property split 50/50 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
2618 Keeping my side of the street clean, Brad 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2619 Don’t forget to be DMV aware when you fetch me that coffee 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
2620 It's like everything else: Pass at your own risk. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
2621 Honey, there's a sale on pylons. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2622 The carpet is always greener on the other side. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2623 It's working so far. Shall we consider a crosswalk? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2624 Shall we turn off the lane departure warning? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2625 I think if we obey the line, we won't have any more arguments. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2626 I fear that, in our relationship, we're at crossroads. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2627 Installing a trolley to the kitchen was genius. 1.1250 0.04504 96 88 4 4
2628 Stay on your side. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2629 I’m glad we finally settled that highway issue. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
2630 The new infrastructure bill is great . 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
2631 Here's the next list of banned books you can read out loud to me 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
2632 Isn’t this great? Now you don’t have to put the trash outside anymore. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
2633 Oh sure, blame the sewing machine 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2634 This is how we get DoorDash delivered to the fridge. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
2635 I told you- it was my way, or the highway. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2636 It's not about boundaries. It's about you passing a sobriety test for a change. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2637 It's not a solid line, so it seems you're allowed to cross. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2638 No, double yellow lines mean you can't cross. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2639 Those rumors about the new Robert Moses highway extension are starting to hit a little to close to home. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2640 We should soon see our teenager when he follows the line of beef jerky. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
2641 Its odd. Do you think there’s been an accident? 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
2642 It says here that two can live as cheaply as one. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2643 Now we won't always be bumping into each other. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2644 He said roadrunner’s supposed to be here around 4. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2645 It’s terribly convenient, but I still think Amazon has gotten a little too aggressive. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
2646 Just stay in your lane, and you'll be fine. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2647 Technically, you’re experiencing road rage. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
2648 Honey, it's cheaper than divorce! 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
2649 Neither one of us lives in the fast lane. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
2650 I meant it when I said stay in your lane. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
2651 You stay in your lane; I'll stay in mine. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2652 For Samantha and Greg, life truly is a highway. 1.1250 0.04027 104 94 7 3
2653 Is there a way back or have we crossed all borders? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2654 Free to pass 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
2655 All this sitting on roads for the climate isn’t that bad after all 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2656 Can’t wait until they put in the bike lane. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
2657 take me home, country roads 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2658 Just keep your side clean. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2659 I think we should have a no passing zone. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
2660 I'm really enjoying life in the fast line." - Jesse Rosen, Jersey City, N 1.1238 0.04214 105 96 5 4
2661 No passing 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
2662 Could you check the movie section? According to my device, everything is playing everywhere.” 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
2663 You are going about this in a roundabout way. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
2664 People brag that their stop is right outside their door, well… 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
2665 A relationship is a two-way street: illustrated. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2666 You’re reading on the wrong side of the room. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
2667 Passing lanes should liven things up a bit. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
2668 Did you order something from DoorDash? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2669 You take the hi¾gh road and I'll take the low road. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2670 Quit your complaining! The price was right and there's not that much traffic. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
2671 Looks like the mail's here! 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2672 As I recall, you suggested he take a trail blazing class at summer camp. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
2673 Your dad walks a lonely road. Which leads to his xbox 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2674 I'm glad we finally agreed on where we draw the line in our relationship. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
2675 It's a no-kissing zone. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
2676 I knew marrying Arthur Dent was a bad idea. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2677 My therapist said to needed to start setting boundaries. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2678 Hey, honey how’s life in the fast lane? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2679 Just wear the earplugs for heaven's sake. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
2680 I suppose you have to read between the lines. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2681 The bookmarks are heading south early this year, Steve. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
2682 Hello? I'd like to order a sandwich for delivery. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2683 How do you feel about raising the kids British? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2684 Now this is life in the fast lane. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2685 Why do you feel like there's a barrier between us? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2686 Should we give them your address or mine for the pizza delivery? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2687 Should we remodel the kitchen with a drive-thru window? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2688 Traffic sure is light this morning. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
2689 They can paint all the lines they want. They don't get to roll before they beat us on eminent domain. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
2690 Something there is that doesn’t love a wall. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2691 Why don't we get our son a race car bed, what's the worst that could happen he said. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
2692 It’s The Expressway To My Heart 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2693 Because I wanted our living room to be on Google Maps. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2694 I remember you'd just enter the passing lane without my having to wait for your signal. 1.1230 0.03409 122 109 11 2
2695 I believe they call this a ‘highway apartment.´ 1.1228 0.03088 114 100 14 0
2696 Remember when they use to leave the food at the door. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
2697 I’m glad I got upgraded to the sofa. It even came with a free reading light 1.1226 0.03955 106 96 7 3
2698 I wish the states had the same tax laws too, but I can move to your side for a while next week. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
2699 English driving rules or American? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
2700 Ever since that damn family circus moved in next door... 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
2701 When you finish that article, can we stick out our thumbs? 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
2702 Works well until a Brit visits. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
2703 I get that we should have boundaries, but this seems a bit too much 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
2704 It all started when we adopted that highway. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
2705 Look! It's the information superhighway! 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
2706 You know with that big of a turn, it really should be “no passing.” 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2707 'I think the mice are back' 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2708 This trial separation was a fantastic idea. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2709 So this is the big BQE fix 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2710 Don't even think about it! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2711 Broken line! I may make a pass 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2712 this is how marriage works 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2713 It's already "wine o'clock" in this time zone 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2714 Your just stay in your lane, I 'll stay in mine, and there won't be any problems. Okay? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2715 The kids are so much quieter once we put in the automatic toll charger. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2716 I’ll get the sports section at 6:30 as per the agreement. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2717 I just re-watched "It Happened One Night." 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2718 So happy you let the Robot out. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2719 I"ll stay in mine and you stan in yours 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2720 Honey, I feel like you've lost your way to the kitchen. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2721 BTW, have you checked the batteries in our carbon monoxide detector recently? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2722 Margaret, you're speeding through my introspective interstate. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2723 Signal when crossing. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2724 Don't give me that look. The therapist said "keep separate lanes" 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2725 Looks like Junior invited Billy from Family Circus over to play again. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2726 One more bad joke and I'm painting it solid. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2727 You’re really taking this work from home morning commute seriously darling 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2728 If you dont start calling it FLAVORTOWN I won't go there to get you that glass of water. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2729 The tunnel of love is working. 1.1217 0.03736 115 104 8 3
2730 Consider it my seven year stitch. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
2731 You're a chicken if you don't cross this road. 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
2732 Just to be safe, let's add two yellow lines. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
2733 The Federal Highway money is a blessing. 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
2734 I’m so glad that I95 detour was necessary for just 12 days! 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
2735 I vote we dub that corner as “Dead Stairwalkers’ Curve. 1.1212 0.04372 99 91 4 4
2736 As usual. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
2737 Who's the first chicken to cross this road? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
2738 Don’t you just love living in the danger zone ? 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
2739 Ignore it, keep reading...we are the masters of our domain. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
2740 Maybe too much has been made of the generational divide. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
2741 If you cross again I’ll activate the electric fence.