Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I can't get a dog but you adopt a highway. |
1.7254 |
0.01984 |
1675 |
845 |
445 |
385 |
1 |
According to Google Maps, I can get to the bathroom in 30 seconds. |
1.7177 |
0.02428 |
1059 |
522 |
314 |
223 |
2 |
We should get started on dinner before rush hour. |
1.6682 |
0.02486 |
895 |
445 |
302 |
148 |
3 |
Honey when I said we had to draw the line somewhere I didn’t mean through the living room |
1.6627 |
0.02495 |
928 |
477 |
287 |
164 |
4 |
Let’s get upstairs before the evening commute. |
1.6577 |
0.02410 |
1005 |
524 |
301 |
180 |
5 |
I’m glad we bundled home and auto! |
1.6547 |
0.02231 |
1257 |
685 |
321 |
251 |
6 |
I would do the dishes but traffic is a nightmare this time of day. |
1.6416 |
0.02586 |
851 |
449 |
258 |
144 |
7 |
I wonder if we haven't interpreted this "Marriage is a two way street" too literally |
1.6323 |
0.02058 |
1368 |
740 |
391 |
237 |
8 |
The rest areas were a stroke of genius… |
1.6227 |
0.01853 |
1704 |
941 |
465 |
298 |
9 |
Feel like jaywalking? |
1.6209 |
0.02255 |
1129 |
619 |
319 |
191 |
10 |
Should we add a bike lane? |
1.6147 |
0.02473 |
872 |
465 |
278 |
129 |
11 |
Mom & Dad haven't crashed their walkers into each other in weeks. |
1.6090 |
0.02414 |
1000 |
563 |
265 |
172 |
12 |
This carpet is really starting to show a traffic pattern. |
1.6048 |
0.02392 |
954 |
523 |
285 |
146 |
13 |
I just feel like we're heading in different directions. |
1.6033 |
0.02117 |
1205 |
659 |
365 |
181 |
14 |
You think we took Adopt-a-Highway too far? |
1.6002 |
0.01734 |
1856 |
1037 |
524 |
295 |
15 |
It’s going to be weird when your relatives arrive from London. |
1.6000 |
0.02486 |
955 |
549 |
239 |
167 |
16 |
When the listing said "close to the highway," I never imagined |
1.5939 |
0.01870 |
1613 |
915 |
438 |
260 |
17 |
They told us that this carpet will stand up well to heavy traffic.” |
1.5928 |
0.02094 |
1223 |
678 |
365 |
180 |
18 |
Did you have to tell them “My way or the highway”? |
1.5901 |
0.01857 |
1637 |
935 |
438 |
264 |
19 |
I'm thinking about having the living room re-paved. |
1.5828 |
0.01728 |
1848 |
1056 |
507 |
285 |
20 |
Didn't I tell you adopting a highway would be easier than a kid? |
1.5815 |
0.01882 |
1503 |
846 |
440 |
217 |
21 |
Who’s side are you on anyway? |
1.5736 |
0.02312 |
971 |
547 |
291 |
133 |
22 |
Should we merge and have dinner? |
1.5713 |
0.02501 |
800 |
445 |
253 |
102 |
23 |
Wanna try the fast lane tonight, big boy? |
1.5691 |
0.02027 |
1339 |
781 |
354 |
204 |
24 |
Marriage is a journey, Frank, not a destination. |
1.5678 |
0.01607 |
2221 |
1324 |
533 |
364 |
25 |
the carpet cleaners are just going to do the high traffic areas |
1.5654 |
0.01811 |
1613 |
929 |
456 |
228 |
26 |
Ever notice how little traffic there's been since the kids left home? |
1.5646 |
0.02206 |
983 |
542 |
327 |
114 |
27 |
In the UK, our positions would be reversed! |
1.5531 |
0.02416 |
895 |
523 |
249 |
123 |
28 |
I still think we need a bike lane. |
1.5489 |
0.02003 |
1308 |
771 |
356 |
181 |
29 |
It's a broken line. Feel free to make a pass. |
1.5476 |
0.01506 |
2624 |
1642 |
527 |
455 |
30 |
It's so cozy and quiet after rush hour. |
1.5350 |
0.02053 |
1129 |
653 |
348 |
128 |
31 |
I thought YOU read the deed! |
1.5283 |
0.02193 |
1026 |
609 |
292 |
125 |
32 |
Let’s Uber to bed. |
1.5255 |
0.01298 |
3707 |
2455 |
556 |
696 |
33 |
I'm so glad we got rid of that tollbooth. |
1.5229 |
0.02315 |
918 |
549 |
258 |
111 |
34 |
Don't be such a chicken! |
1.5213 |
0.02411 |
890 |
545 |
226 |
119 |
35 |
This new carpet is very middle-of-the-road. |
1.5145 |
0.02277 |
896 |
531 |
269 |
96 |
36 |
Looking on the bright side, at least we don’t have to get up for DoorDash. |
1.5111 |
0.02268 |
898 |
534 |
269 |
95 |
37 |
I think it’s nice being the only house on the street. |
1.5093 |
0.04395 |
269 |
168 |
65 |
36 |
38 |
This is easier than telling your mom we're separated. |
1.5063 |
0.01471 |
2619 |
1707 |
498 |
414 |
39 |
I’ve decided to take the high road. |
1.5005 |
0.02290 |
921 |
567 |
247 |
107 |
40 |
Since the kitchen's on my half I pose this question; what are you having for dinner? |
1.4938 |
0.02378 |
804 |
489 |
233 |
82 |
41 |
You must signal your intent before crossing the line. |
1.4827 |
0.02290 |
837 |
512 |
246 |
79 |
42 |
Are you chicken? |
1.4777 |
0.02238 |
896 |
557 |
250 |
89 |
43 |
Signal your intentions. |
1.4759 |
0.01853 |
1513 |
997 |
312 |
204 |
44 |
I don’t want to push you into something you’re not ready for—like traffic. |
1.4734 |
0.02024 |
1183 |
762 |
282 |
139 |
45 |
"I see they've redrawn the congressional district line." |
1.4698 |
0.02249 |
1075 |
728 |
189 |
158 |
46 |
At least there's not much traffic. |
1.4691 |
0.02260 |
874 |
550 |
238 |
86 |
47 |
This is not what I expected when they asked me to adopt a highway |
1.4677 |
0.01972 |
1332 |
888 |
265 |
179 |
48 |
I believe your exact words were "it's my way or the highway!" |
1.4658 |
0.02001 |
1286 |
858 |
257 |
171 |
49 |
It was your idea to adopt a highway. |
1.4619 |
0.02063 |
1208 |
810 |
238 |
160 |
50 |
What time does the parade start? |
1.4581 |
0.02216 |
919 |
591 |
235 |
93 |
51 |
You’re the one who wanted to adopt the highway. |
1.4538 |
0.02189 |
1104 |
758 |
191 |
155 |
52 |
You know, instead of fixating on the claw-foot tub, we should have taken time to notice that a busy road passed right through the house. |
1.4514 |
0.02431 |
762 |
495 |
190 |
77 |
53 |
You know, the Joneses have a bike lane. |
1.4512 |
0.02086 |
1128 |
756 |
235 |
137 |
54 |
I thought it just meant they put your name on a sign. |
1.4511 |
0.02225 |
1033 |
703 |
194 |
136 |
55 |
Is the chicken over there? |
1.4499 |
0.02140 |
1018 |
671 |
236 |
111 |
56 |
We just have to figure out how to keep you from breathing my half of the air. |
1.4480 |
0.02343 |
817 |
533 |
202 |
82 |
57 |
You merge first.” |
1.4474 |
0.02348 |
1037 |
741 |
128 |
168 |
58 |
Your Lyft is circling the kitchen. Should you message him about the accident in the bathroom? |
1.4447 |
0.02261 |
787 |
498 |
228 |
61 |
59 |
I’m glad we took the road less traveled. |
1.4434 |
0.02112 |
954 |
616 |
253 |
85 |
60 |
'Can you believe some people waste money on 'divorce lawyers'?' |
1.4401 |
0.02280 |
893 |
597 |
199 |
97 |
61 |
If you want to merge, I'll yield. |
1.4400 |
0.02204 |
959 |
642 |
212 |
105 |
62 |
I think I'm going to turn in. |
1.4355 |
0.02273 |
884 |
592 |
199 |
93 |
63 |
By the way, there’s a pot hole in the kitchen. |
1.4354 |
0.02402 |
859 |
592 |
160 |
107 |
64 |
Yes, your Dad is a civil engineer. Why? |
1.4316 |
0.02469 |
665 |
431 |
181 |
53 |
65 |
Clever, but don't you think it might attract others besides the ice cream truck?" |
1.4313 |
0.02501 |
670 |
439 |
173 |
58 |
66 |
I’ll trade you one bathroom pass for thirty minutes in the kitchen. |
1.4297 |
0.02554 |
640 |
420 |
165 |
55 |
67 |
This roundabout feasibility study is fascinating. |
1.4275 |
0.02560 |
641 |
423 |
162 |
56 |
68 |
That's not exactly what I had in mind by 'living in the fast lane'. |
1.4260 |
0.02425 |
770 |
522 |
168 |
80 |
69 |
The peloton should be through any minute. |
1.4254 |
0.02581 |
630 |
417 |
158 |
55 |
70 |
What makes you think that I'm leaving you? |
1.4247 |
0.02489 |
810 |
570 |
136 |
104 |
71 |
All we need now is a chicken. |
1.4215 |
0.02500 |
764 |
531 |
144 |
89 |
72 |
Feel free to cross the line. |
1.4202 |
0.02432 |
702 |
467 |
175 |
60 |
73 |
By the time they reopen the highway we’ll have made a fortune in tolls. |
1.4197 |
0.02424 |
722 |
484 |
173 |
65 |
74 |
It certainly clarifies our relationship... |
1.4192 |
0.02397 |
730 |
488 |
178 |
64 |
75 |
Life in the fast lane, right?” |
1.4184 |
0.02462 |
686 |
458 |
169 |
59 |
76 |
If the bus is late, you’ll just have to walk to the kitchen. |
1.4181 |
0.02498 |
708 |
482 |
156 |
70 |
77 |
Things are getting better. It used to be a double yellow. |
1.4181 |
0.02363 |
720 |
476 |
187 |
57 |
78 |
Since the kids moved out, traffic really died down |
1.4175 |
0.02564 |
661 |
448 |
150 |
63 |
79 |
Let me know when you feel like a merge. |
1.4172 |
0.02564 |
664 |
451 |
149 |
64 |
80 |
Could you hitchhike to the kitchen and get me a beer? |
1.4155 |
0.02506 |
698 |
476 |
154 |
68 |
81 |
You know its reversed in England. |
1.4154 |
0.02501 |
703 |
480 |
154 |
69 |
82 |
Nonsense. If I didn’t love you, it’d be a double yellow line. |
1.4150 |
0.02727 |
653 |
461 |
113 |
79 |
83 |
I'd like to finish this article before the rush hour. |
1.4146 |
0.02463 |
685 |
460 |
166 |
59 |
84 |
The tolls alone will cover the mortgage. |
1.4144 |
0.02687 |
637 |
442 |
126 |
69 |
85 |
Says here that most accidents occur in the home. |
1.4135 |
0.02717 |
653 |
461 |
114 |
78 |
86 |
We’re so lucky the easement made this place affordable |
1.4126 |
0.02651 |
669 |
469 |
124 |
76 |
87 |
"I am more comfortable when I stay in my lane. |
1.4101 |
0.02482 |
656 |
440 |
163 |
53 |
88 |
If I didn't want you to visit now and then, I'd have painted a solid line. |
1.4099 |
0.02554 |
688 |
477 |
140 |
71 |
89 |
So just a reminder, you have the kids on your side this weekend. |
1.4099 |
0.02612 |
649 |
448 |
136 |
65 |
90 |
It's a broken line, dear. You're free to make a pass. |
1.4092 |
0.02576 |
677 |
470 |
137 |
70 |
91 |
Marriage has always been a two way street. |
1.4085 |
0.02650 |
639 |
444 |
129 |
66 |
92 |
See who's honking at the door. |
1.4083 |
0.02568 |
600 |
401 |
153 |
46 |
93 |
Are you enjoying living in the fast lane? |
1.4080 |
0.02616 |
625 |
428 |
139 |
58 |
94 |
Sometimes our lives seem so pedestrian. |
1.4076 |
0.02684 |
628 |
438 |
124 |
66 |
95 |
It's just an easement, you said. We won't even notice, you said. |
1.4042 |
0.02685 |
621 |
434 |
123 |
64 |
96 |
... and now there's a stoplight in the bedroom. |
1.4039 |
0.02617 |
614 |
421 |
138 |
55 |
97 |
It’s inconvenient now, but the tolls will pay off in the end. |
1.4035 |
0.02660 |
632 |
442 |
125 |
65 |
98 |
I think a speed bump would really pull the room together. |
1.4027 |
0.02766 |
596 |
420 |
112 |
64 |
99 |
Now it can be my way and the highway. |
1.4021 |
0.02575 |
654 |
454 |
137 |
63 |
100 |
Mom sounded quite worried when I told her that we're now living on the street. |
1.4021 |
0.02777 |
562 |
390 |
118 |
54 |
101 |
You’re too chicken to cross the road. |
1.4017 |
0.02680 |
600 |
416 |
127 |
57 |
102 |
What's eminent domain again? |
1.4016 |
0.02593 |
615 |
421 |
141 |
53 |
103 |
President Biden's road infrastructure program really hits home. |
1.3997 |
0.02737 |
598 |
421 |
115 |
62 |
104 |
When I adopt a highway I really adopt a highway. |
1.3987 |
0.02678 |
597 |
415 |
126 |
56 |
105 |
I’d say our marriage is middle of the road. What do you think? |
1.3981 |
0.03074 |
417 |
283 |
102 |
32 |
106 |
We're not separated. We're perforated. |
1.3971 |
0.02826 |
554 |
390 |
108 |
56 |
107 |
What knucklehead put a dotted line on a blind curve? |
1.3971 |
0.02864 |
544 |
384 |
104 |
56 |
108 |
Feel free to make a pass |
1.3969 |
0.02659 |
572 |
392 |
133 |
47 |
109 |
There's no solid stripe so, if you'd like make a pass... |
1.3961 |
0.02870 |
563 |
403 |
97 |
63 |
110 |
By the way, your half of the toilet is clogged. |
1.3955 |
0.02893 |
574 |
416 |
89 |
69 |
111 |
Maybe adopting a highway was a mistake. |
1.3952 |
0.02772 |
539 |
373 |
119 |
47 |
112 |
Just signal before attempting to make a pass. |
1.3949 |
0.02589 |
590 |
403 |
141 |
46 |
113 |
Not much traffic tonight. |
1.3906 |
0.02738 |
530 |
365 |
123 |
42 |
114 |
Remember to look both ways before kissing me good night. |
1.3902 |
0.02816 |
533 |
374 |
110 |
49 |
115 |
By the way, tomorrow is street sweeping. |
1.3902 |
0.02853 |
510 |
356 |
109 |
45 |
116 |
Remember, marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3900 |
0.02913 |
518 |
368 |
98 |
52 |
117 |
This gerrymandering is getting out of hand. |
1.3897 |
0.02894 |
544 |
391 |
94 |
59 |
118 |
Glad we went with the high-traffic carpet. |
1.3891 |
0.02806 |
532 |
373 |
111 |
48 |
119 |
Now all we need is a chicken. |
1.3889 |
0.02805 |
558 |
397 |
105 |
56 |
120 |
Ha, ha! The toilet is on MY side! |
1.3880 |
0.02886 |
518 |
367 |
101 |
50 |
121 |
Did you feed the chicken? |
1.3875 |
0.03105 |
511 |
378 |
68 |
65 |
122 |
It’s cut my commute to the home office by 15 seconds. |
1.3873 |
0.02881 |
519 |
368 |
101 |
50 |
123 |
You knew I was territorial when you married me. |
1.3872 |
0.02862 |
514 |
362 |
105 |
47 |
124 |
Don't get your hopes too high, but I am considering a crosswalk. |
1.3866 |
0.02930 |
507 |
361 |
96 |
50 |
125 |
How about if I swing by before rush hour? |
1.3864 |
0.02749 |
515 |
355 |
121 |
39 |
126 |
Well, you DID say, “My way or the highway…” |
1.3861 |
0.02769 |
531 |
371 |
115 |
45 |
127 |
Why do you think we need counseling? |
1.3855 |
0.02952 |
511 |
367 |
91 |
53 |
128 |
When you reach the kitchen, there will be a fork in the road. |
1.3843 |
0.02955 |
510 |
367 |
90 |
53 |
129 |
If you're not chicken,why don't you cross the road? |
1.3843 |
0.02849 |
510 |
359 |
106 |
45 |
130 |
Wanna merge tonight? |
1.3835 |
0.02790 |
485 |
333 |
118 |
34 |
131 |
This redistricting thing is really getting out of control. |
1.3803 |
0.02927 |
497 |
355 |
95 |
47 |
132 |
I love these highway rest areas. |
1.3800 |
0.02952 |
450 |
314 |
101 |
35 |
133 |
Read between the lines, George. |
1.3800 |
0.03020 |
479 |
345 |
86 |
48 |
134 |
I’ve been so much more relaxed since we put the double yellow line around your mother’s room. |
1.3786 |
0.03125 |
457 |
332 |
77 |
48 |
135 |
I told you not to adopt a highway. |
1.3775 |
0.02940 |
506 |
366 |
89 |
51 |
136 |
They did say this flooring was for a high traffic area. |
1.3775 |
0.02846 |
506 |
359 |
103 |
44 |
137 |
You never take my side. |
1.3764 |
0.03223 |
441 |
324 |
68 |
49 |
138 |
Most amicable divorce ever. |
1.3763 |
0.02816 |
465 |
321 |
113 |
31 |
139 |
Keep it up and I'll make it a double yellow line. |
1.3755 |
0.03083 |
474 |
347 |
76 |
51 |
140 |
I didn't know 'adopt a highway' was an interior design trend. |
1.3750 |
0.02994 |
440 |
310 |
95 |
35 |
141 |
Stay in your lane, Harold. |
1.3744 |
0.03010 |
454 |
324 |
90 |
40 |
142 |
Retirement life has really improved ever since we established boundaries. |
1.3739 |
0.02985 |
476 |
343 |
88 |
45 |
143 |
I know what you’re thinking, ‘It should be solid on the curve’ “ |
1.3739 |
0.02981 |
460 |
328 |
92 |
40 |
144 |
Do we really need a crosswalk? |
1.3738 |
0.02654 |
511 |
352 |
127 |
32 |
145 |
I still say we need a chicken. |
1.3730 |
0.03118 |
445 |
323 |
78 |
44 |
146 |
Honey, have you seen the chicken? |
1.3726 |
0.03160 |
424 |
306 |
78 |
40 |
147 |
The marriage counselor was right about us staying in our lanes. |
1.3723 |
0.02888 |
470 |
332 |
101 |
37 |
148 |
We really need to add a bike lane. |
1.3721 |
0.02936 |
473 |
338 |
94 |
41 |
149 |
A yellow brick road was out of our price range. This was the next best thing. |
1.3719 |
0.02965 |
449 |
318 |
95 |
36 |
150 |
I thought “adopting a highway” just meant they put your name on a sign. |
1.3714 |
0.03019 |
455 |
327 |
87 |
41 |
151 |
There's been a pile-up in the kitchen. |
1.3705 |
0.03116 |
448 |
327 |
76 |
45 |
152 |
It's only a partial separation. |
1.3704 |
0.02769 |
467 |
323 |
115 |
29 |
153 |
With you it's always 'My way or the highway.' |
1.3699 |
0.03067 |
438 |
315 |
84 |
39 |
154 |
I would...but there's no crosswalk... |
1.3697 |
0.02946 |
449 |
318 |
96 |
35 |
155 |
Tearing along the dotted line is so much easier than divorce. |
1.3688 |
0.03046 |
442 |
318 |
85 |
39 |
156 |
Did you fix the pothole in the kitchen? |
1.3685 |
0.03110 |
426 |
307 |
81 |
38 |
157 |
.... but, NO, you had to insist on a better offer to move for the bypass. |
1.3684 |
0.03187 |
361 |
252 |
85 |
24 |
158 |
Don`t forget, they`re putting in the speed bumps tomorrow. |
1.3682 |
0.03086 |
402 |
284 |
88 |
30 |
159 |
I told you, it's my way or the highway. |
1.3679 |
0.03156 |
424 |
308 |
76 |
40 |
160 |
I thought marriage was supposed to be a two-way street!?! |
1.3678 |
0.03115 |
435 |
316 |
78 |
41 |
161 |
Well, that division was easy, but what are we going to do with the cat? |
1.3675 |
0.03218 |
419 |
307 |
70 |
42 |
162 |
You should've thought about where the bathroom is BEFORE signing the prenup. |
1.3675 |
0.03124 |
449 |
330 |
73 |
46 |
163 |
How would you feel about a double yellow? |
1.3675 |
0.03011 |
449 |
323 |
87 |
39 |
164 |
This Gerrymander thing has gone too far! |
1.3671 |
0.03202 |
425 |
312 |
70 |
43 |
165 |
But my way is the highway. |
1.3671 |
0.02968 |
425 |
299 |
96 |
30 |
166 |
I know it's last minute but you Wanna come over tonight? |
1.3669 |
0.02974 |
477 |
347 |
85 |
45 |
167 |
Finally, a proper rest stop. |
1.3664 |
0.02977 |
423 |
298 |
95 |
30 |
168 |
Sure, it's nice now, but wait 'til Rush Hour |
1.3656 |
0.03082 |
424 |
305 |
83 |
36 |
169 |
I'm thinking we should get the living room re-paved. |
1.3651 |
0.03173 |
430 |
316 |
71 |
43 |
170 |
Why is it double-solid in the bedroom? |
1.3646 |
0.03508 |
384 |
290 |
48 |
46 |
171 |
You wanted to adopt a highway. |
1.3644 |
0.02937 |
450 |
321 |
94 |
35 |
172 |
I'm glad we were able to adopt this highway and give it a good home. |
1.3641 |
0.03122 |
423 |
307 |
78 |
38 |
173 |
See isn't it so much more relaxing when you stay in your lane hun? |
1.3636 |
0.03036 |
429 |
308 |
86 |
35 |
174 |
Why do I feel like you’re never on my side? |
1.3628 |
0.02889 |
441 |
311 |
100 |
30 |
175 |
Care to make a pass? |
1.3617 |
0.03104 |
412 |
297 |
81 |
34 |
176 |
You used to like my curves. |
1.3608 |
0.03040 |
424 |
305 |
85 |
34 |
177 |
You sure this is what she meant by "trial separation?" |
1.3608 |
0.03097 |
413 |
298 |
81 |
34 |
178 |
I told you it was either my way or the highway. |
1.3608 |
0.03191 |
413 |
303 |
71 |
39 |
179 |
It's so peaceful in here after rush hour. |
1.3600 |
0.03034 |
425 |
306 |
85 |
34 |
180 |
Sometimes I feel you’re not on my side |
1.3596 |
0.03301 |
381 |
279 |
67 |
35 |
181 |
Stay in your lane, Richard. |
1.3592 |
0.03007 |
387 |
271 |
93 |
23 |
182 |
I feel this gerrymandering issue has gone too far. |
1.3587 |
0.03185 |
407 |
298 |
72 |
37 |
183 |
It's bumper-to-bumper in the garage. |
1.3582 |
0.03213 |
402 |
295 |
70 |
37 |
184 |
Honey, we need to find an off ramp. |
1.3582 |
0.03115 |
402 |
290 |
80 |
32 |
185 |
The southbound lane will be closed for vacuuming later today so find an alternate route. |
1.3582 |
0.03153 |
416 |
305 |
73 |
38 |
186 |
This is your last chance to come over. The painters arrive tomorrow to paint a double yellow line on your side! |
1.3582 |
0.03135 |
416 |
304 |
75 |
37 |
187 |
If only you'd change your party registration, we could live in the same district. |
1.3581 |
0.03278 |
391 |
288 |
66 |
37 |
188 |
There’s a parking place by the fridge |
1.3578 |
0.03010 |
422 |
303 |
87 |
32 |
189 |
I gotta tell you, life in the fast lane is not what it's cracked up to be. |
1.3577 |
0.03162 |
397 |
288 |
76 |
33 |
190 |
I love the calm after rush hour, don't you? |
1.3570 |
0.03049 |
395 |
281 |
87 |
27 |
191 |
Our therapist said clear boundaries are important. |
1.3566 |
0.03156 |
387 |
279 |
78 |
30 |
192 |
It's your night to collect the tolls. |
1.3563 |
0.03046 |
407 |
292 |
85 |
30 |
193 |
I'm glad rush hour is over. |
1.3558 |
0.03113 |
371 |
263 |
84 |
24 |
194 |
I'll come over after rush hour |
1.3549 |
0.03095 |
386 |
276 |
83 |
27 |
195 |
The real question is why a chicken would even come into the house… |
1.3548 |
0.03347 |
389 |
291 |
58 |
40 |
196 |
Roadkill for dinner? |
1.3547 |
0.03180 |
375 |
270 |
77 |
28 |
197 |
A bit of a mess in the kitchen. I hit a deer. |
1.3544 |
0.03210 |
395 |
290 |
70 |
35 |
198 |
I had to draw the line somewhere, Harold. |
1.3532 |
0.03149 |
402 |
294 |
74 |
34 |
199 |
Next time, let’s adopt a dog. |
1.3529 |
0.03044 |
391 |
279 |
86 |
26 |
200 |
We can't both be on the right side. |
1.3525 |
0.02972 |
417 |
299 |
89 |
29 |
201 |
Remember our living room before the infrastructure bill? |
1.3525 |
0.03280 |
383 |
283 |
65 |
35 |
202 |
Dad was right. Marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3522 |
0.03181 |
389 |
284 |
73 |
32 |
203 |
You got to admit: it’s a lot more exciting around here since we took out the guard rails. |
1.3519 |
0.03290 |
378 |
279 |
65 |
34 |
204 |
I like it. It really puts the 'apart' in 'apartment.' |
1.3518 |
0.03309 |
361 |
264 |
67 |
30 |
205 |
It says here the Town is finally putting out a bid for that crosswalk you requested! |
1.3513 |
0.03195 |
390 |
286 |
71 |
33 |
206 |
Don't punish him, if he wants to be a road painter, we should encourage him. |
1.3510 |
0.03274 |
359 |
261 |
70 |
28 |
207 |
Okay, but I’m a hard “NO” if you are thinking of adding bike lanes |
1.3509 |
0.03324 |
379 |
282 |
61 |
36 |
208 |
Take a hint, Jack.” |
1.3508 |
0.03408 |
382 |
289 |
52 |
41 |
209 |
Stay in your lane John |
1.3507 |
0.02942 |
402 |
285 |
93 |
24 |
210 |
It's true. Marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3505 |
0.03308 |
388 |
290 |
60 |
38 |
211 |
Hasn't this gerrymandering thing gotten a little out of hand? |
1.3504 |
0.03397 |
371 |
278 |
56 |
37 |
212 |
I love our afternoons at IKEA don’t you? |
1.3504 |
0.03407 |
391 |
298 |
49 |
44 |
213 |
Just make sure you look both ways before going upstairs to bed. |
1.3492 |
0.03222 |
378 |
277 |
70 |
31 |
214 |
Are we there yet? |
1.3489 |
0.03240 |
364 |
265 |
71 |
28 |
215 |
Are you sure this is what your therapist meant when she said marriage is a two-way street? |
1.3486 |
0.03293 |
370 |
273 |
65 |
32 |
216 |
FYI, the stairway entrance to the second floor will be closed tonight from 11 p.m. to 5 a.m. for vacuuming. |
1.3477 |
0.03416 |
348 |
258 |
59 |
31 |
217 |
Good luck getting upstairs. |
1.3476 |
0.03172 |
351 |
251 |
78 |
22 |
218 |
Are you coming over later? |
1.3470 |
0.03034 |
366 |
259 |
87 |
20 |
219 |
Amazon says our delivery is two rooms away. |
1.3465 |
0.03342 |
355 |
262 |
63 |
30 |
220 |
Maybe we should head to the bathroom before all the traffic? |
1.3459 |
0.03106 |
370 |
266 |
80 |
24 |
221 |
Let's change lanes. |
1.3456 |
0.03157 |
353 |
253 |
78 |
22 |
222 |
Where exactly did you get that venison? |
1.3444 |
0.03725 |
360 |
285 |
26 |
49 |
223 |
It could be worse—Susan and Mike next door just have a dead end. |
1.3433 |
0.03531 |
335 |
252 |
51 |
32 |
224 |
How do you feel about merging in the bedroom? |
1.3429 |
0.03417 |
347 |
259 |
57 |
31 |
225 |
yes, it's Ok to make a pass. |
1.3421 |
0.03090 |
380 |
276 |
78 |
26 |
226 |
Next time don't tell the realtor how close you want to be to public transportation |
1.3421 |
0.03501 |
342 |
258 |
51 |
33 |
227 |
We should have taken the state’s offer. |
1.3420 |
0.03161 |
383 |
282 |
71 |
30 |
228 |
I don't know Ed, it just feels like we're going different directions. |
1.3420 |
0.03335 |
348 |
257 |
63 |
28 |
229 |
I'm trying to finish this chapter before rush hour. |
1.3415 |
0.03082 |
369 |
266 |
80 |
23 |
230 |
What with all the Zooming going on, it just made sense. |
1.3413 |
0.03417 |
293 |
210 |
66 |
17 |
231 |
Sure makes waiting for the bus more comfortable, doesn't it? |
1.3407 |
0.04131 |
226 |
167 |
41 |
18 |
232 |
Wouldn't it be great if all divorces were this easy? |
1.3403 |
0.03552 |
335 |
254 |
48 |
33 |
233 |
This is so much better than a divorce. |
1.3402 |
0.03407 |
341 |
254 |
58 |
29 |
234 |
We had to draw a line somewhere. |
1.3401 |
0.03389 |
347 |
259 |
58 |
30 |
235 |
My state just banned that book. |
1.3400 |
0.03269 |
350 |
257 |
67 |
26 |
236 |
You're right, this is much better than getting a divorce. |
1.3400 |
0.03294 |
350 |
258 |
65 |
27 |
237 |
My therapist has me working on boundaries. |
1.3397 |
0.03203 |
368 |
271 |
69 |
28 |
238 |
And always remember to look both ways before you leave your chair. |
1.3396 |
0.03189 |
374 |
276 |
69 |
29 |
239 |
I knew there was a reason why it was the cheapest apartment in Northern Ireland. |
1.3394 |
0.03616 |
330 |
252 |
44 |
34 |
240 |
You take ‘Reading between the lines’ too literally |
1.3393 |
0.03490 |
333 |
250 |
53 |
30 |
241 |
Why did we get him that race car bed? |
1.3392 |
0.03495 |
339 |
256 |
51 |
32 |
242 |
Shall we get a snack before rush hour? |
1.3378 |
0.03193 |
373 |
276 |
68 |
29 |
243 |
How was your commute? |
1.3378 |
0.03219 |
376 |
280 |
65 |
31 |
244 |
Watch out for the speed trap in the kitchen. |
1.3375 |
0.03400 |
323 |
238 |
61 |
24 |
245 |
Well, you should have gone to the bathroom before we started the divorce. |
1.3374 |
0.03621 |
326 |
249 |
44 |
33 |
246 |
One more word and I turn it into a double yellow |
1.3371 |
0.03347 |
356 |
267 |
58 |
31 |
247 |
It's so much better now that you are staying in your lane |
1.3364 |
0.03334 |
324 |
237 |
65 |
22 |
248 |
I put a stop sign by the refrigerator to help with my diet. |
1.3364 |
0.03906 |
330 |
265 |
19 |
46 |
249 |
Love is a two-way street |
1.3363 |
0.03463 |
336 |
253 |
53 |
30 |
250 |
What would you say, Harold, about bringing a "Slow - Children at Play" sign to our lives? |
1.3363 |
0.03489 |
336 |
254 |
51 |
31 |
251 |
So you think our marriage is at a cross roads? |
1.3363 |
0.03279 |
336 |
246 |
67 |
23 |
252 |
Honey, I am so glad we both understand marriage is a two-way street. |
1.3363 |
0.03291 |
342 |
252 |
65 |
25 |
253 |
I don't know Brian, are we really ready to have a crosswalk? |
1.3354 |
0.03332 |
328 |
241 |
64 |
23 |
254 |
When you said you would live across the street, this is not what I expected. |
1.3354 |
0.03247 |
328 |
238 |
70 |
20 |
255 |
This new highway has cut my commute to the home office in half. |
1.3354 |
0.03304 |
328 |
240 |
66 |
22 |
256 |
Well, you said 'My way or the highway' |
1.3353 |
0.03457 |
340 |
257 |
52 |
31 |
257 |
If you lived here you'd be home now |
1.3353 |
0.03356 |
340 |
253 |
60 |
27 |
258 |
My interior decorator studied at Tulane University. |
1.3343 |
0.03643 |
329 |
254 |
40 |
35 |
259 |
It's so nice around here when you stay in your lane. |
1.3333 |
0.03315 |
330 |
243 |
64 |
23 |
260 |
I think it’s time to add a crosswalk. |
1.3333 |
0.03173 |
339 |
246 |
73 |
20 |
261 |
We discussed this. You can go upstairs. Just not on weekends, holidays, or Monday to Friday between 10:00 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. |
1.3323 |
0.03211 |
337 |
246 |
70 |
21 |
262 |
Remember when it was just a metaphor? |
1.3323 |
0.03415 |
316 |
234 |
59 |
23 |
263 |
Once you get to the kitchen, you'll find a fork. |
1.3323 |
0.03526 |
313 |
235 |
52 |
26 |
264 |
I leased out the rights for the I-95 detour. |
1.3322 |
0.03392 |
307 |
225 |
62 |
20 |
265 |
I'm thinking we should add a bike lane. |
1.3315 |
0.03248 |
359 |
268 |
63 |
28 |
266 |
Keep talking like that and I'll paint a solid yellow line. |
1.3314 |
0.03211 |
341 |
250 |
69 |
22 |
267 |
I prefer life in the fast lane. |
1.3313 |
0.03234 |
329 |
240 |
69 |
20 |
268 |
We get along great, as long as we stay stay in our lane! |
1.3313 |
0.03559 |
326 |
249 |
46 |
31 |
269 |
Icy conditions for next twenty years. |
1.3312 |
0.03482 |
311 |
232 |
55 |
24 |
270 |
The drive-thru open house was your best idea ever. |
1.3312 |
0.03476 |
308 |
229 |
56 |
23 |
271 |
It could be worse. The Smiths have a cloverleaf in their den. |
1.3286 |
0.03538 |
280 |
206 |
56 |
18 |
272 |
You're allowed to come over into my lane and sit with me... it's a broken line |
1.3280 |
0.03394 |
314 |
233 |
59 |
22 |
273 |
My therapist said to set clear boundaries. |
1.3280 |
0.03417 |
311 |
231 |
58 |
22 |
274 |
I said three way not freeway. |
1.3279 |
0.03586 |
305 |
231 |
48 |
26 |
275 |
We should have never adopted that highway |
1.3276 |
0.03627 |
293 |
221 |
48 |
24 |
276 |
Ok, I’ll trade you bathroom privileges for kitchen privileges |
1.3272 |
0.03355 |
327 |
244 |
59 |
24 |
277 |
See how well we do when we stay in our own lanes. |
1.3269 |
0.03467 |
312 |
234 |
54 |
24 |
278 |
I told you, ‘my way or…’ |
1.3263 |
0.03277 |
334 |
248 |
63 |
23 |
279 |
be grateful it's not a double solid line |
1.3260 |
0.03441 |
319 |
240 |
54 |
25 |
280 |
The road marker guy had to use our bathroom. |
1.3258 |
0.03451 |
310 |
232 |
55 |
23 |
281 |
My attorney said this arrangement does not count as a separation. |
1.3252 |
0.03253 |
329 |
243 |
65 |
21 |
282 |
The median is the message. |
1.3248 |
0.03442 |
311 |
233 |
55 |
23 |
283 |
Look at it this way: we can charge tolls and get free street maintenance. |
1.3234 |
0.03376 |
303 |
224 |
60 |
19 |
284 |
Since we imposed the toll, it's paying for itself. |
1.3233 |
0.03196 |
300 |
216 |
71 |
13 |
285 |
Did you know this house was once owned by Johnny Cash? |
1.3226 |
0.03880 |
248 |
187 |
42 |
19 |
286 |
When I agreed to adopt a highway I thought I'd just be picking up trash. |
1.3216 |
0.03742 |
283 |
217 |
41 |
25 |
287 |
I recall you mentioning that your ex-wife was in charge of the Zoning Department. |
1.3211 |
0.03532 |
299 |
226 |
50 |
23 |
288 |
I'm thinking about adding a bicycle lane. |
1.3207 |
0.03609 |
290 |
220 |
47 |
23 |
289 |
Traffic’s been light since the kids moved out. |
1.3204 |
0.03326 |
309 |
229 |
61 |
19 |
290 |
You ever think about adding a crosswalk? |
1.3204 |
0.03450 |
309 |
233 |
53 |
23 |
291 |
Would ya' look at us, just two crazy kids on the open road... |
1.3201 |
0.03684 |
278 |
211 |
45 |
22 |
292 |
I left you a half sandwich on your half of the fridge. |
1.3199 |
0.03579 |
297 |
226 |
47 |
24 |
293 |
I know the way to the kitchen, but I'm still not making dinner. |
1.3197 |
0.03459 |
319 |
243 |
50 |
26 |
294 |
Hon, why dontcha drive to the kitchen and pick up some dinner before rush hour traffic? |
1.3197 |
0.03504 |
269 |
198 |
56 |
15 |
295 |
It would have gotten more laughs as a one-liner. |
1.3186 |
0.03626 |
295 |
226 |
44 |
25 |
296 |
Don't worry. It's a passing phase. |
1.3185 |
0.03647 |
270 |
203 |
48 |
19 |
297 |
I love life in the fast lane! |
1.3182 |
0.03287 |
286 |
208 |
65 |
13 |
298 |
I think the city is going a bit overboard with the bike lanes. |
1.3172 |
0.03502 |
290 |
218 |
52 |
20 |
299 |
"Nothing, really. It was just a passing thought. |
1.3172 |
0.03776 |
268 |
205 |
41 |
22 |
300 |
Now we just sit back and collect the tolls. |
1.3171 |
0.03562 |
287 |
217 |
49 |
21 |
301 |
Yes, Henry road his unicycle through the wet paint. Why? |
1.3167 |
0.03579 |
300 |
230 |
45 |
25 |
302 |
Yeah, life is a highway. |
1.3164 |
0.03633 |
275 |
208 |
47 |
20 |
303 |
Sweetie, is the chicken over there? |
1.3163 |
0.03434 |
294 |
220 |
55 |
19 |
304 |
Remember to look both ways before you come to my side of the room. |
1.3162 |
0.03492 |
291 |
219 |
52 |
20 |
305 |
Add it to the list of what Duct Tape is good for. |
1.3158 |
0.03400 |
285 |
211 |
58 |
16 |
306 |
If we were in England, we’d have to switch sides. |
1.3153 |
0.03556 |
295 |
225 |
47 |
23 |
307 |
So I said to our son, ‘it’s my way or the highway’, and you’ll never guess what the brat did next” |
1.3147 |
0.03601 |
286 |
218 |
46 |
22 |
308 |
Need anything from the kitchen before rush hour? |
1.3143 |
0.03512 |
280 |
210 |
52 |
18 |
309 |
What time should I pick you up for supper? |
1.3140 |
0.03438 |
293 |
220 |
54 |
19 |
310 |
It's hard to find something with 4 lanes in our price range. |
1.3137 |
0.03475 |
271 |
201 |
55 |
15 |
311 |
We really need a croswalk |
1.3129 |
0.03337 |
278 |
204 |
61 |
13 |
312 |
You know, communication is a two-way street. |
1.3127 |
0.03627 |
275 |
209 |
46 |
20 |
313 |
I could have sworn the realtor said "tract housing" |
1.3123 |
0.03393 |
285 |
212 |
57 |
16 |
314 |
Well, this gerrymandering has finally gotten out of hand |
1.3120 |
0.04245 |
234 |
185 |
25 |
24 |
315 |
It says here, the city is planning a new highway in this neighborhood |
1.3114 |
0.03431 |
289 |
217 |
54 |
18 |
316 |
I can’t help that I’m the more interesting roadside attraction, Howard. |
1.3111 |
0.03556 |
270 |
203 |
50 |
17 |
317 |
Just look both ways before going upstairs. |
1.3106 |
0.03489 |
264 |
196 |
54 |
14 |
318 |
The room looks so much nicer now that we've fixed the potholes! |
1.3106 |
0.03306 |
322 |
244 |
56 |
22 |
319 |
I don’t think it’s fair that the bathroom is on your side! |
1.3103 |
0.03455 |
290 |
219 |
52 |
19 |
320 |
The bathroom is right off exit four- you cant miss it. |
1.3102 |
0.03631 |
274 |
209 |
45 |
20 |
321 |
"They said it's just until they repair Rte 95." |
1.3100 |
0.03621 |
271 |
206 |
46 |
19 |
322 |
This isn't what I was expecting when we adopted a highway. |
1.3100 |
0.03805 |
271 |
211 |
36 |
24 |
323 |
It's how they're able to deliver our pizza
in 30 minutes or less. |
1.3094 |
0.03519 |
265 |
198 |
52 |
15 |
324 |
'Our therapist was right, having clear and permeable boundaries really has improved our homelife. |
1.3094 |
0.03678 |
265 |
202 |
44 |
19 |
325 |
Traffic's not too bad this morning ,hon." |
1.3090 |
0.03197 |
301 |
222 |
65 |
14 |
326 |
You were right it is easier than a divorce. |
1.3089 |
0.03918 |
246 |
190 |
36 |
20 |
327 |
I sent him to his room for a traffic violation. |
1.3088 |
0.03534 |
272 |
205 |
50 |
17 |
328 |
I think I hear the ice cream truck. |
1.3085 |
0.03373 |
282 |
210 |
57 |
15 |
329 |
Let me know if a large pair of scissors comes through. |
1.3082 |
0.03602 |
292 |
226 |
42 |
24 |
330 |
So, so you want to split a pizza tonight? |
1.3080 |
0.03534 |
263 |
197 |
51 |
15 |
331 |
Alright already. I'll give you an easement to the bathroom. |
1.3077 |
0.03643 |
260 |
197 |
46 |
17 |
332 |
Do you ever wonder what’s around the bend for us? |
1.3077 |
0.03366 |
273 |
202 |
58 |
13 |
333 |
Your side has the stove and pans, I'm keeping the door where the restaurant deliveries show up. |
1.3071 |
0.03570 |
280 |
214 |
46 |
20 |
334 |
We get along so much better now that we stay in our own lane. |
1.3068 |
0.03798 |
264 |
205 |
37 |
22 |
335 |
I think we should get road-side assistance. |
1.3068 |
0.03732 |
251 |
191 |
43 |
17 |
336 |
I'm getting used to sitting in traffic. |
1.3054 |
0.03526 |
239 |
176 |
53 |
10 |
337 |
By-the-way, the house has been condemned. Something about a new freeway. |
1.3047 |
0.03759 |
256 |
197 |
40 |
19 |
338 |
These rest stops have really improved over the years |
1.3047 |
0.03465 |
279 |
211 |
51 |
17 |
339 |
I think it’s time to repave the living room. |
1.3047 |
0.03465 |
279 |
211 |
51 |
17 |
340 |
Don't forget, tonight is bridge night. |
1.3045 |
0.03884 |
266 |
210 |
31 |
25 |
341 |
love is about respecting boundaries, sweetheart. |
1.3043 |
0.03375 |
276 |
206 |
56 |
14 |
342 |
Maybe we should’ve let them take it by eminent domain. |
1.3043 |
0.03674 |
276 |
214 |
40 |
22 |
343 |
I tried to tell you it was my way or the highway. |
1.3042 |
0.03526 |
263 |
198 |
50 |
15 |
344 |
My therapist recommended I set clear boundries. |
1.3037 |
0.03542 |
270 |
205 |
48 |
17 |
345 |
Tom quickly realized that Linda may have gotten the better deal seeing as her side had all the toilet paper. |
1.3027 |
0.03935 |
261 |
207 |
29 |
25 |
346 |
See? Divorce doesn’t have to be difficult. |
1.3025 |
0.03676 |
238 |
179 |
46 |
13 |
347 |
I lost my first husband on that hairpin curve. |
1.3024 |
0.03924 |
248 |
194 |
33 |
21 |
348 |
Remember all the accidents on this carpet? |
1.3023 |
0.03652 |
258 |
197 |
44 |
17 |
349 |
You realize both the kitchen and the bathroom are on my side of the line? |
1.3022 |
0.03542 |
278 |
213 |
46 |
19 |
350 |
You're the one who said, "My way or the highway!" |
1.3019 |
0.03544 |
265 |
201 |
48 |
16 |
351 |
Call it a trial perforation. |
1.3016 |
0.03580 |
252 |
190 |
48 |
14 |
352 |
I like that it divides but still allows for legal passing. |
1.3011 |
0.03426 |
269 |
202 |
53 |
14 |
353 |
Bringing your roadwork home again Frank? |
1.3007 |
0.03520 |
276 |
211 |
47 |
18 |
354 |
Who needs kids? I’m so glad we adopted a highway! |
1.3004 |
0.03713 |
243 |
185 |
43 |
15 |
355 |
So, how much did you pay for your side of the timeshare? |
1.3004 |
0.03740 |
253 |
195 |
40 |
18 |
356 |
What did you do with the armadillo? |
1.3004 |
0.03904 |
253 |
199 |
32 |
22 |
357 |
I think we saved a lot of money doing our own divorce |
1.3004 |
0.03740 |
253 |
195 |
40 |
18 |
358 |
My way or the highway. |
1.3004 |
0.03635 |
283 |
221 |
39 |
23 |
359 |
Stay in your lane, sweetie. |
1.2996 |
0.03480 |
267 |
202 |
50 |
15 |
360 |
Can we agree to keep the kitchen bipartisan? |
1.2996 |
0.03579 |
247 |
186 |
48 |
13 |
361 |
Let’s just hope it’s the road not taken. |
1.2996 |
0.03869 |
237 |
183 |
37 |
17 |
362 |
Yes, very light. Is it a bank holiday? |
1.2988 |
0.03672 |
251 |
192 |
43 |
16 |
363 |
So much for peace and quiet. It’s almost rush hour. |
1.2984 |
0.03612 |
248 |
188 |
46 |
14 |
364 |
How's life in the slow lane? |
1.2981 |
0.03454 |
265 |
200 |
51 |
14 |
365 |
Next time you chop up a snake, please do it in the kitchen |
1.2981 |
0.03960 |
208 |
158 |
38 |
12 |
366 |
Please come over for dinner before the traffic gets heavy. |
1.2980 |
0.03641 |
245 |
186 |
45 |
14 |
367 |
Yes, but it's paved with good intentions. |
1.2980 |
0.03732 |
245 |
188 |
41 |
16 |
368 |
How to spend quality time together and respect each
other's space? |
1.2976 |
0.03571 |
252 |
191 |
47 |
14 |
369 |
When your mother visits, she staying on your side. |
1.2975 |
0.03763 |
242 |
186 |
40 |
16 |
370 |
Two roads diverged in a yellow house...And I took the one through the living room. |
1.2973 |
0.03792 |
259 |
203 |
35 |
21 |
371 |
Because you never stay in your lane. |
1.2973 |
0.03419 |
259 |
194 |
53 |
12 |
372 |
I told my wife that when it comes to interior design choices it's my way or the highway... You can see where that got me. |
1.2973 |
0.03871 |
259 |
205 |
31 |
23 |
373 |
The realtor was right. This is the high traffic area of the house. |
1.2972 |
0.03818 |
249 |
194 |
36 |
19 |
374 |
Do you think our districts are overly gerrymandered? |
1.2972 |
0.03902 |
249 |
196 |
32 |
21 |
375 |
I’m starting to reassess life in the fast lane. |
1.2972 |
0.03732 |
249 |
192 |
40 |
17 |
376 |
I'm thinking we hold off on the crosswalk. |
1.2969 |
0.03575 |
256 |
195 |
46 |
15 |
377 |
I told you with a little decor, living under a bridge wouldn’t be so bad |
1.2966 |
0.03827 |
236 |
182 |
38 |
16 |
378 |
I imagined our journey down life's highway to be less literal. |
1.2964 |
0.03603 |
253 |
193 |
45 |
15 |
379 |
If you signal first, you can cross over. |
1.2962 |
0.03536 |
260 |
198 |
47 |
15 |
380 |
I think our trial separation is working out quite nicely, don't you? |
1.2962 |
0.03319 |
260 |
193 |
57 |
10 |
381 |
Do I have to draw you a map? |
1.2960 |
0.03676 |
250 |
192 |
42 |
16 |
382 |
Life is so much better when you do not cross the line. |
1.2959 |
0.03472 |
267 |
203 |
49 |
15 |
383 |
This will help us feel like we have a commute even though we work at home. |
1.2959 |
0.03431 |
267 |
202 |
51 |
14 |
384 |
I sense a growing distance between us. |
1.2955 |
0.03615 |
247 |
188 |
45 |
14 |
385 |
We should’ve hired a better lawyer. |
1.2955 |
0.03661 |
247 |
189 |
43 |
15 |
386 |
Look at the bright side. At least it's not a double line |
1.2954 |
0.03670 |
237 |
180 |
44 |
13 |
387 |
Can you give me a ride to the kitchen? |
1.2949 |
0.03444 |
234 |
173 |
53 |
8 |
388 |
Not until you admit you were wrong. |
1.2946 |
0.03813 |
241 |
187 |
37 |
17 |
389 |
I don't know what you're complaining about, the toilet is on YOUR side! |
1.2946 |
0.03858 |
241 |
188 |
35 |
18 |
390 |
The elephant WAS in the room. |
1.2939 |
0.03585 |
245 |
186 |
46 |
13 |
391 |
Location, location, location. |
1.2939 |
0.03552 |
228 |
170 |
49 |
9 |
392 |
I thought the prenup was clear |
1.2937 |
0.03568 |
269 |
208 |
43 |
18 |
393 |
My therapist said I should establish boundaries |
1.2936 |
0.03784 |
235 |
181 |
39 |
15 |
394 |
It all started when I said, “Stay in your lane.” |
1.2934 |
0.03932 |
242 |
191 |
31 |
20 |
395 |
Has that kid from Family Circus been here again? |
1.2931 |
0.03961 |
232 |
182 |
32 |
18 |
396 |
True, but at least I don’t get the headlights in my eyes over here.” |
1.2930 |
0.03651 |
256 |
198 |
41 |
17 |
397 |
See? Much cheaper than a divorce. |
1.2928 |
0.03501 |
263 |
201 |
47 |
15 |
398 |
I think our House Divided stands just fine, don’t you? |
1.2922 |
0.03553 |
243 |
184 |
47 |
12 |
399 |
i love our separate but together time |
1.2918 |
0.03704 |
233 |
178 |
42 |
13 |
400 |
You said he would lose interest in Hotwheels but he’s now 36. |
1.2917 |
0.04115 |
216 |
170 |
29 |
17 |
401 |
In England, I'd be in the driver's seat |
1.2917 |
0.03530 |
264 |
203 |
45 |
16 |
402 |
After last night I'm considering a solid double line. |
1.2913 |
0.03786 |
230 |
177 |
39 |
14 |
403 |
If you don’t mind, I think I’ll pass. |
1.2910 |
0.03816 |
244 |
191 |
35 |
18 |
404 |
It's time for you to hit the road. |
1.2907 |
0.03767 |
227 |
174 |
40 |
13 |
405 |
Watch for cyclists on your way to bed. |
1.2903 |
0.03593 |
248 |
190 |
44 |
14 |
406 |
Are you sure we're in the fast lane? |
1.2903 |
0.03593 |
248 |
190 |
44 |
14 |
407 |
The neighbors have petitioned to add bike lanes. |
1.2899 |
0.03836 |
238 |
186 |
35 |
17 |
408 |
In case of divorce, tear here. |
1.2893 |
0.03698 |
242 |
187 |
40 |
15 |
409 |
Wanna merge? |
1.2892 |
0.03804 |
204 |
154 |
41 |
9 |
410 |
Thank you for respecting my boundaries. |
1.2887 |
0.03426 |
284 |
220 |
46 |
18 |
411 |
Who knew what magic "Stay in your own lane" would work on a marriage? |
1.2885 |
0.03714 |
253 |
198 |
37 |
18 |
412 |
If we keep the speed limit to 10 mph, passing on the curve will be okay. |
1.2884 |
0.03733 |
215 |
163 |
42 |
10 |
413 |
Turns out that a house divided can stand! |
1.2883 |
0.03924 |
222 |
173 |
34 |
15 |
414 |
As much as I’d love to cook you dinner, the stove’s on your side of the house. |
1.2882 |
0.03739 |
229 |
176 |
40 |
13 |
415 |
We really need a high-traffic rug in here. |
1.2882 |
0.04082 |
229 |
183 |
26 |
20 |
416 |
I think we’ve been gerrymandered. |
1.2882 |
0.03790 |
229 |
177 |
38 |
14 |
417 |
I don’t know how much easier you want me to make it for you to hit the road, Jack. |
1.2877 |
0.03907 |
219 |
170 |
35 |
14 |
418 |
You were right. There isn't enough room for a bike lane. |
1.2864 |
0.03891 |
220 |
171 |
35 |
14 |
419 |
So, how’s life in the fast lane. |
1.2863 |
0.03651 |
227 |
173 |
43 |
11 |
420 |
Your place or mine? |
1.2863 |
0.03559 |
241 |
184 |
45 |
12 |
421 |
I think John's remote Driver's Ed course is going quite well. |
1.2863 |
0.03730 |
255 |
201 |
35 |
19 |
422 |
Still beats living next to the subway. |
1.2857 |
0.03636 |
238 |
183 |
42 |
13 |
423 |
Sweetheart! The dotted line means we don’t have to stay in our own lanes tonight. |
1.2857 |
0.03732 |
238 |
185 |
38 |
15 |
424 |
You may have all the entertainment devices on your side, but I have all their remote controls. |
1.2850 |
0.04126 |
214 |
170 |
27 |
17 |
425 |
I told you, the couch just *looks* greener on my side. |
1.2845 |
0.03719 |
239 |
186 |
38 |
15 |
426 |
I guess we have to keep sitting as a house divided cannot stand. |
1.2845 |
0.03812 |
239 |
188 |
34 |
17 |
427 |
It's one way or another. |
1.2845 |
0.03696 |
232 |
179 |
40 |
13 |
428 |
Our marriage feels like we are on opposite sides of the road. |
1.2844 |
0.03668 |
225 |
172 |
42 |
11 |
429 |
We need to talk, Bernie. I'm sensing a divide between us |
1.2844 |
0.04057 |
211 |
166 |
30 |
15 |
430 |
She said she had to dash! |
1.2844 |
0.04057 |
211 |
166 |
30 |
15 |
431 |
Guests will never have to ask "Where's the bathroom" again. |
1.2840 |
0.03862 |
250 |
200 |
29 |
21 |
432 |
It says here they're going to put in a traffic circle. |
1.2839 |
0.03552 |
236 |
180 |
45 |
11 |
433 |
I’m still working out the proper metaphor for what’s come between us. |
1.2835 |
0.05578 |
127 |
103 |
12 |
12 |
434 |
Yes I have the remote. Why do you ask? |
1.2834 |
0.04221 |
187 |
146 |
29 |
12 |
435 |
You've got to draw the line someplace |
1.2833 |
0.03561 |
240 |
184 |
44 |
12 |
436 |
The gerrymandering problem is hitting a little too close to home. |
1.2831 |
0.03949 |
219 |
172 |
32 |
15 |
437 |
Tape was cheaper than getting divorced. |
1.2827 |
0.03688 |
237 |
184 |
39 |
14 |
438 |
The line goes away when you un-fuck my sister. |
1.2823 |
0.04405 |
209 |
171 |
17 |
21 |
439 |
Our relationship has gotten so much better since we started setting boundaries. |
1.2819 |
0.03531 |
227 |
172 |
46 |
9 |
440 |
It says here, the sexes have never been more divided. |
1.2817 |
0.03912 |
213 |
166 |
34 |
13 |
441 |
Just a reminder, Fred. It's my way or the highway! |
1.2817 |
0.03912 |
213 |
166 |
34 |
13 |
442 |
For dinner tonight we could have that raccoon that got run over in the kitchen. |
1.2816 |
0.04177 |
206 |
164 |
26 |
16 |
443 |
I feel that life is passing me by. |
1.2815 |
0.03576 |
238 |
183 |
43 |
12 |
444 |
Hit the road, Jack. |
1.2815 |
0.03674 |
238 |
185 |
39 |
14 |
445 |
I think the Highway Commission is getting a bit pushy about our holding out on selling. |
1.2814 |
0.03800 |
231 |
181 |
35 |
15 |
446 |
I’m have separation anxiety. |
1.2814 |
0.03543 |
231 |
176 |
45 |
10 |
447 |
The therapist said we had to stay in our own lanes. |
1.2811 |
0.03691 |
217 |
166 |
41 |
10 |
448 |
I love these quiet evenings when the traffic is light. |
1.2810 |
0.03771 |
210 |
161 |
39 |
10 |
449 |
It's been a whole lot quieter here since they built the bypass. |
1.2807 |
0.03517 |
228 |
173 |
46 |
9 |
450 |
As soon as they fix the I95 bridge we can change the carpet back |
1.2804 |
0.03723 |
214 |
164 |
40 |
10 |
451 |
Let’s pass. |
1.2803 |
0.03463 |
239 |
182 |
47 |
10 |
452 |
The best thing we ever did was remove the crosswalks. |
1.2800 |
0.03815 |
225 |
176 |
35 |
14 |
453 |
I’m glad we decided to not involve the lawyers |
1.2798 |
0.03789 |
218 |
169 |
37 |
12 |
454 |
You know, it's o.k. to make a pass |
1.2796 |
0.03815 |
211 |
163 |
37 |
11 |
455 |
I thought our realtor said our house was on the highway, not the other way around. |
1.2793 |
0.03902 |
222 |
175 |
32 |
15 |
456 |
Who said lawyers can’t be creative!? |
1.2791 |
0.03823 |
215 |
167 |
36 |
12 |
457 |
Bike lanes? Not in my back yard. |
1.2785 |
0.03718 |
219 |
169 |
39 |
11 |
458 |
So far, this traffic study gig is pretty sweet. |
1.2785 |
0.03545 |
219 |
166 |
45 |
8 |
459 |
You were right, honey! This is much cheaper than a divorce. |
1.2780 |
0.04066 |
205 |
162 |
29 |
14 |
460 |
So when it came to the flooring I told her - It's either MY way or the highway! |
1.2778 |
0.04185 |
216 |
175 |
22 |
19 |
461 |
Traffic seems light |
1.2778 |
0.04042 |
198 |
155 |
31 |
12 |
462 |
Turns out marriage does have a road map. |
1.2770 |
0.03784 |
213 |
165 |
37 |
11 |
463 |
Going to the bathroom? Just remember to look both ways. |
1.2770 |
0.03842 |
213 |
166 |
35 |
12 |
464 |
I forget, did you take the High Road, or was that me? |
1.2770 |
0.03842 |
213 |
166 |
35 |
12 |
465 |
Line between the reads |
1.2762 |
0.03936 |
210 |
165 |
32 |
13 |
466 |
Stay in your lane, dear. |
1.2760 |
0.03921 |
192 |
148 |
35 |
9 |
467 |
When does alternate side of the room sitting begin? |
1.2759 |
0.03571 |
232 |
179 |
42 |
11 |
468 |
I told you we should haven taken the city’s offer.” |
1.2757 |
0.04103 |
214 |
172 |
25 |
17 |
469 |
I’m glad we live on a quiet street |
1.2752 |
0.03777 |
218 |
170 |
36 |
12 |
470 |
You have no right to tell me to stay in my lane. |
1.2752 |
0.03663 |
218 |
168 |
40 |
10 |
471 |
Who says Gerrymandering isn't an exact science? |
1.2752 |
0.03887 |
218 |
172 |
32 |
14 |
472 |
This is what happens when the decorator’s from L.A. |
1.2750 |
0.04068 |
200 |
158 |
29 |
13 |
473 |
There is only one donut left. I’ll race you for it. |
1.2750 |
0.03747 |
200 |
153 |
39 |
8 |
474 |
Starting Monday, according to ConEd, we should expect construction delays in our living room. |
1.2749 |
0.03802 |
211 |
164 |
36 |
11 |
475 |
Patrick Swayze movie, 9 letters, begins with an 'R' |
1.2749 |
0.03919 |
211 |
166 |
32 |
13 |
476 |
Honey, I know, but the price of the house was cheap, and it’s only bad at rush hour. |
1.2739 |
0.03639 |
230 |
179 |
39 |
12 |
477 |
Yes, you are right after all--life is a two way street. |
1.2736 |
0.03926 |
201 |
157 |
33 |
11 |
478 |
The agent said it shouldn’t cost much to add an overpass. |
1.2736 |
0.03926 |
201 |
157 |
33 |
11 |
479 |
I thought you said it was your way OR the highway. |
1.2736 |
0.04125 |
212 |
171 |
24 |
17 |
480 |
I’m glad Kevin loves his new job with the Highways Dept… but does have to bring it home with him? |
1.2736 |
0.03845 |
212 |
166 |
34 |
12 |
481 |
It's a play called No Exit. |
1.2735 |
0.03604 |
223 |
172 |
41 |
10 |
482 |
Book mobile is late again! |
1.2732 |
0.04020 |
194 |
152 |
31 |
11 |
483 |
So glad we grew up and got rid of the model trains." |
1.2732 |
0.03747 |
205 |
158 |
38 |
9 |
484 |
So... you think the new therapist was being literal? |
1.2731 |
0.03851 |
216 |
170 |
33 |
13 |
485 |
If you want dinner, we better start before rush-hour. |
1.2731 |
0.03738 |
216 |
168 |
37 |
11 |
486 |
Not sure this is what 'Putting up Boundaries' means |
1.2727 |
0.03963 |
198 |
155 |
32 |
11 |
487 |
I'd love to, but GPS says it will take me way too long to get you that beer. |
1.2727 |
0.04111 |
209 |
168 |
25 |
16 |
488 |
You can keep the children |
1.2727 |
0.03625 |
231 |
180 |
39 |
12 |
489 |
Don't worry. They're lowering the speed limit here to 50. |
1.2719 |
0.03723 |
217 |
169 |
37 |
11 |
490 |
Gerrymandering aside, it's kinda cool. |
1.2715 |
0.03946 |
221 |
177 |
28 |
16 |
491 |
The broker was right: it is quiet after rush hour is over. |
1.2714 |
0.03805 |
210 |
164 |
35 |
11 |
492 |
This trial separation isn't half bad. |
1.2713 |
0.03815 |
188 |
144 |
37 |
7 |
493 |
Only you would put a passing zone on a curve. |
1.2713 |
0.04032 |
188 |
147 |
31 |
10 |
494 |
At first they were angry when they realized they had ordered a paint striping machine instead of a Roomba but as time passed they grew to love the lines. |
1.2706 |
0.04476 |
170 |
136 |
22 |
12 |
495 |
You know, you should be facing the direction of traffic. |
1.2701 |
0.03749 |
174 |
131 |
39 |
4 |
496 |
Well, you were right. We've had a lot fewer accidents since we went to two lanes. |
1.2700 |
0.03402 |
237 |
182 |
46 |
9 |
497 |
You misunderstood me when I said we needed to set boundaries. |
1.2700 |
0.04116 |
200 |
160 |
26 |
14 |
498 |
My life coach encouraged me to set boundaries. |
1.2698 |
0.03500 |
215 |
164 |
44 |
7 |
499 |
This redistricting stuff has gotten a little out of hand. |
1.2696 |
0.03875 |
204 |
160 |
33 |
11 |
500 |
Remember to look both ways when you go up to bed. |
1.2694 |
0.03693 |
219 |
171 |
37 |
11 |
501 |
Try reading between the lines. |
1.2692 |
0.03966 |
182 |
141 |
33 |
8 |
502 |
Please take my boundaries seriously next time. |
1.2692 |
0.03762 |
208 |
162 |
36 |
10 |
503 |
Thanks, I’ll pass. |
1.2691 |
0.03702 |
223 |
175 |
36 |
12 |
504 |
Someone's coming tomorrow to fix the traffic light in the den. |
1.2690 |
0.03900 |
197 |
154 |
33 |
10 |
505 |
And they said we couldn't split the house. |
1.2689 |
0.03890 |
212 |
168 |
31 |
13 |
506 |
so this is a halfway house? |
1.2689 |
0.03947 |
212 |
169 |
29 |
14 |
507 |
I feel like we're on a road to nowhere |
1.2687 |
0.04036 |
201 |
160 |
28 |
13 |
508 |
Merge? |
1.2683 |
0.03732 |
205 |
159 |
37 |
9 |
509 |
That coyote was wilier than I thought! |
1.2679 |
0.03684 |
209 |
162 |
38 |
9 |
510 |
Just remember to stay in your lane. |
1.2676 |
0.03698 |
213 |
166 |
37 |
10 |
511 |
If marriage counseling doesn't work. |
1.2670 |
0.04179 |
191 |
153 |
25 |
13 |
512 |
‘”Why don’t you go down to the crosswalk and come over and sit next to me?” |
1.2667 |
0.03987 |
195 |
154 |
30 |
11 |
513 |
It's not what I had in mind when you asked for a separation. |
1.2667 |
0.03791 |
210 |
165 |
34 |
11 |
514 |
Honestly, this State has the best rest stops ever. |
1.2667 |
0.04024 |
210 |
169 |
26 |
15 |
515 |
At least it's not a solid yellow line. |
1.2667 |
0.03986 |
180 |
140 |
32 |
8 |
516 |
As usual,no bike lanes. |
1.2663 |
0.04120 |
199 |
160 |
25 |
14 |
517 |
I always find this part of the Grand Prix so relaxing. |
1.2660 |
0.03617 |
203 |
156 |
40 |
7 |
518 |
Depends; are you crossing for business or pleasure? |
1.2658 |
0.03866 |
222 |
178 |
29 |
15 |
519 |
You coming over later? |
1.2658 |
0.03759 |
222 |
176 |
33 |
13 |
520 |
Wadaya say we put in a traffic light by the stairs? |
1.2658 |
0.03649 |
222 |
174 |
37 |
11 |
521 |
Did I just hear some scissors? |
1.2657 |
0.03700 |
207 |
161 |
37 |
9 |
522 |
And to think they said our marriage would never work. |
1.2657 |
0.03825 |
207 |
163 |
33 |
11 |
523 |
Good call, waiting out rush hour. |
1.2657 |
0.03763 |
207 |
162 |
35 |
10 |
524 |
If it was a double yellow, we'd never have sex |
1.2656 |
0.04026 |
192 |
152 |
29 |
11 |
525 |
If we each stay in our own lane I think this marriage will survive. |
1.2656 |
0.04225 |
192 |
155 |
23 |
14 |
526 |
Well, the listing did say it was convenient to highway. |
1.2653 |
0.03835 |
196 |
153 |
34 |
9 |
527 |
You can come over. It's not a double line. |
1.2651 |
0.03841 |
215 |
171 |
31 |
13 |
528 |
The dashed line means you can make a pass Bernie. |
1.2651 |
0.03784 |
215 |
170 |
33 |
12 |
529 |
Trust me, it’s better than a railroad apartment. |
1.2646 |
0.04136 |
189 |
151 |
26 |
12 |
530 |
I love this quiet time of the day when there's so much less traffic through the house. |
1.2644 |
0.03685 |
208 |
162 |
37 |
9 |
531 |
They said they would take cars off our streets. |
1.2642 |
0.03871 |
193 |
151 |
33 |
9 |
532 |
If you ever want to ratchet our relationship up a notch, remember the dashed line means you can attempt a pass. |
1.2640 |
0.04143 |
197 |
159 |
24 |
14 |
533 |
Still think he made America great again? |
1.2639 |
0.03769 |
216 |
171 |
33 |
12 |
534 |
Do you still think I'm overreacting to the new redistricting? |
1.2637 |
0.04144 |
201 |
163 |
23 |
15 |
535 |
Stop playing with the GPS. You know where the bathroom is. |
1.2634 |
0.03905 |
205 |
163 |
30 |
12 |
536 |
If Waze finds out about this, we're screwed. |
1.2634 |
0.03887 |
224 |
181 |
27 |
16 |
537 |
It says here you can get a complete demilitarized zone now on Amazon. |
1.2632 |
0.04250 |
209 |
173 |
17 |
19 |
538 |
Waze shortcuts are out of control. |
1.2632 |
0.03908 |
190 |
149 |
32 |
9 |
539 |
You can say what you want but if you cross the line, you're toast. |
1.2629 |
0.03743 |
213 |
168 |
34 |
11 |
540 |
What say we widen the Demilitarized Zone today |
1.2624 |
0.03815 |
202 |
159 |
33 |
10 |
541 |
Remind me,when's that guy with the big scissors coming? |
1.2624 |
0.03879 |
202 |
160 |
31 |
11 |
542 |
When did the guys say they were coming to put the crosswalk in? |
1.2624 |
0.03879 |
202 |
160 |
31 |
11 |
543 |
I can tell our relationship is improving- no more double yellow. |
1.2623 |
0.03929 |
183 |
143 |
32 |
8 |
544 |
Shall we tear along the dotted line for a little excitement? |
1.2623 |
0.04005 |
183 |
144 |
30 |
9 |
545 |
Did... did one of those Family Circus kids come through here? |
1.2621 |
0.04008 |
206 |
166 |
26 |
14 |
546 |
I can read between the lines, but not sure if you will ever side with me! |
1.2621 |
0.03701 |
206 |
161 |
36 |
9 |
547 |
Don’t make me make it a double solid! |
1.2621 |
0.03504 |
206 |
158 |
42 |
6 |
548 |
Evidently, the Road to Ruin goes through our living room. |
1.2621 |
0.03949 |
206 |
165 |
28 |
13 |
549 |
I think the city is taking this bike path initiative too far. |
1.2620 |
0.04295 |
187 |
152 |
21 |
14 |
550 |
Well, you’re the one who supported the infrastructure bill. |
1.2619 |
0.03716 |
210 |
165 |
35 |
10 |
551 |
Yes, it is a book for people having difficulty setting firm boundaries.Why do you ask? |
1.2619 |
0.03776 |
210 |
166 |
33 |
11 |
552 |
Next, let's pave the kitchen. |
1.2617 |
0.03669 |
214 |
168 |
36 |
10 |
553 |
This is so much better than an RV. |
1.2615 |
0.03904 |
195 |
154 |
31 |
10 |
554 |
At least I didn't build a wall and make you pay for it.. |
1.2614 |
0.04028 |
176 |
138 |
30 |
8 |
555 |
And you thought our seats at the Monaco Grand Prix were good. |
1.2611 |
0.03798 |
203 |
160 |
33 |
10 |
556 |
Hey, handsome...your state or mine? |
1.2611 |
0.03925 |
203 |
162 |
29 |
12 |
557 |
Why do I feel like we're going in different directions? |
1.2607 |
0.03700 |
211 |
166 |
35 |
10 |
558 |
Oh,I ordered a chicken to complete the room... |
1.2607 |
0.04050 |
211 |
172 |
23 |
16 |
559 |
The scissors are coming |
1.2606 |
0.03999 |
188 |
149 |
29 |
10 |
560 |
Trail separation: pure genius. |
1.2604 |
0.04010 |
192 |
153 |
28 |
11 |
561 |
When I said "Division of Property", I wasn't joking. |
1.2604 |
0.04219 |
169 |
134 |
26 |
9 |
562 |
A roll of duct tape really can fix anything! |
1.2602 |
0.04083 |
196 |
158 |
25 |
13 |
563 |
I can definitely see why the chicken crossed the road. |
1.2600 |
0.03767 |
200 |
157 |
34 |
9 |
564 |
Now can I make a pass? |
1.2597 |
0.03870 |
181 |
141 |
33 |
7 |
565 |
We should get a chicken! |
1.2596 |
0.03915 |
208 |
167 |
28 |
13 |
566 |
Why did the husband cross the road? |
1.2595 |
0.04112 |
185 |
148 |
26 |
11 |
567 |
It says here: “for a healthy marriage, stay in your lane”. |
1.2595 |
0.03966 |
185 |
146 |
30 |
9 |
568 |
I'm surprised they didn't give us a double yellow line. After all, it is a blind curve. |
1.2594 |
0.03976 |
212 |
172 |
25 |
15 |
569 |
Speed readers get the left lane. |
1.2589 |
0.03518 |
197 |
151 |
41 |
5 |
570 |
Yes, we can see other people during our trial separation. She would have to stay on your side of the line though. |
1.2589 |
0.03869 |
197 |
156 |
31 |
10 |
571 |
I feel like we need to build a bridge to renew our relationship. |
1.2587 |
0.04007 |
201 |
162 |
26 |
13 |
572 |
Are you sure he can't ride his bike outside? |
1.2587 |
0.03944 |
201 |
161 |
28 |
12 |
573 |
This is so much better than a legal separation. |
1.2584 |
0.03717 |
209 |
165 |
34 |
10 |
574 |
"Proof positive that marriage is a two-way street". |
1.2584 |
0.03778 |
209 |
166 |
32 |
11 |
575 |
It was in the prenup |
1.2582 |
0.04081 |
182 |
145 |
27 |
10 |
576 |
I bought the place after seeing a billboard that read, "If you lived here you'd be home by now." |
1.2579 |
0.03962 |
190 |
151 |
29 |
10 |
577 |
Clearly this wasn't a fully thought out plan, the kitchen and bathroom are on my side. |
1.2579 |
0.03891 |
190 |
150 |
31 |
9 |
578 |
Alexa, set a reminder for alternate-side-of-the-street parking. |
1.2579 |
0.03891 |
190 |
150 |
31 |
9 |
579 |
Where's the chicken? |
1.2576 |
0.03575 |
198 |
153 |
39 |
6 |
580 |
You're drifting, dear, stay in your lane. |
1.2576 |
0.03716 |
198 |
155 |
35 |
8 |
581 |
I put the yield sign by the bedroom door. |
1.2574 |
0.03864 |
202 |
161 |
30 |
11 |
582 |
Listen to this ... they are finally putting in that bypass! |
1.2570 |
0.04047 |
179 |
142 |
28 |
9 |
583 |
If we have different addresses, do we still live together? |
1.2568 |
0.03833 |
183 |
143 |
33 |
7 |
584 |
How long is this "stay in your lane" thing going to last? |
1.2568 |
0.03986 |
183 |
145 |
29 |
9 |
585 |
Luckily, we're not hitting any of that bridge traffic. |
1.2563 |
0.03834 |
199 |
158 |
31 |
10 |
586 |
Thank you for changing it from a solid double yellow |
1.2563 |
0.03834 |
199 |
158 |
31 |
10 |
587 |
Was it something I said…? |
1.2557 |
0.03843 |
176 |
137 |
33 |
6 |
588 |
It's just until they reopen the I-95. |
1.2554 |
0.04186 |
184 |
149 |
23 |
12 |
589 |
At least it isn’t a solid double line. |
1.2553 |
0.04122 |
188 |
152 |
24 |
12 |
590 |
The therapist said we should stay in our lanes |
1.2551 |
0.04068 |
196 |
159 |
24 |
13 |
591 |
The 6:15 seems to be running late. |
1.2551 |
0.03870 |
196 |
156 |
30 |
10 |
592 |
Communication is a two-way street. |
1.2542 |
0.04068 |
177 |
141 |
27 |
9 |
593 |
Okay, fine—my way AND the highway. |
1.2542 |
0.04146 |
177 |
142 |
25 |
10 |
594 |
Let's stop reading between the lines. |
1.2541 |
0.03873 |
185 |
146 |
31 |
8 |
595 |
How is life on the other side of the tracks? |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
596 |
How is this ‘Life in the Fast Lane’? |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
597 |
I think we can expand to include a bike lane |
1.2539 |
0.03837 |
193 |
153 |
31 |
9 |
598 |
We're fine until Waze finds it. |
1.2538 |
0.03785 |
197 |
156 |
32 |
9 |
599 |
I feel like I'm in a New Yorker caption contest. Any ideas? |
1.2538 |
0.04175 |
197 |
162 |
20 |
15 |
600 |
I wonder if we should have given the kids a passing lane. |
1.2537 |
0.03686 |
205 |
162 |
34 |
9 |
601 |
It’s certainly cheaper than a divorce! |
1.2530 |
0.04159 |
166 |
132 |
26 |
8 |
602 |
You’re the one who wanted a shorter commute. |
1.2528 |
0.04277 |
178 |
145 |
21 |
12 |
603 |
We should have done this long ago. Just stay in your lane. |
1.2528 |
0.04048 |
178 |
142 |
27 |
9 |
604 |
Consider it a trial separation. |
1.2527 |
0.03752 |
182 |
142 |
34 |
6 |
605 |
I got the side with the stairs, smart guy. And the couch. Sleep tight. |
1.2527 |
0.04210 |
182 |
148 |
22 |
12 |
606 |
How are things on the Republican side of the house? |
1.2527 |
0.04351 |
182 |
150 |
18 |
14 |
607 |
It is not ideal,but at least it makes catching taxi a little bit easier. |
1.2527 |
0.03832 |
182 |
143 |
32 |
7 |
608 |
I'll tell you what -- I'll wash the dishes after you build the pedestrian overpass. |
1.2527 |
0.03855 |
186 |
147 |
31 |
8 |
609 |
Wait, which one of us has the right of way? |
1.2526 |
0.03651 |
190 |
148 |
36 |
6 |
610 |
When I asked for a separation,this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.2526 |
0.03957 |
194 |
156 |
27 |
11 |
611 |
I finally figured out how to get the kids
from crashing into each other. |
1.2525 |
0.03768 |
198 |
157 |
32 |
9 |
612 |
Actually I do think speed bumps would be a great idea! |
1.2525 |
0.03768 |
198 |
157 |
32 |
9 |
613 |
Would you like to go to the rest stop? |
1.2525 |
0.03784 |
202 |
161 |
31 |
10 |
614 |
I liked it better before your mother moved in. |
1.2515 |
0.04137 |
167 |
133 |
26 |
8 |
615 |
Are you still sure you don't want to sell the house and split the money? |
1.2514 |
0.03842 |
175 |
137 |
32 |
6 |
616 |
I think it's time to take seriously those rumors about a highway being built through here. |
1.2514 |
0.03926 |
175 |
138 |
30 |
7 |
617 |
Can't say I'm a fan of the new carpet. What do you think? |
1.2513 |
0.03983 |
187 |
150 |
27 |
10 |
618 |
What do you want for dinner tonight Hon? Raccoon or squirrel? |
1.2513 |
0.03910 |
187 |
149 |
29 |
9 |
619 |
Should we vote on adding a bike lane? |
1.2513 |
0.03836 |
187 |
148 |
31 |
8 |
620 |
Can you see who is at the front door? It’s on your side. |
1.2513 |
0.04125 |
187 |
152 |
23 |
12 |
621 |
It's good enough for the trial separation, but I can't see it working when the divorce is final. |
1.2513 |
0.04064 |
191 |
155 |
24 |
12 |
622 |
Oh by the way, did you see that letter from the Street Department I left on your desk? |
1.2513 |
0.03710 |
191 |
150 |
34 |
7 |
623 |
If you see a giant pair of scissors, run! |
1.2513 |
0.04005 |
195 |
158 |
25 |
12 |
624 |
I'd like to change it to a double yellow line. |
1.2513 |
0.03939 |
195 |
157 |
27 |
11 |
625 |
Relax. Rush hour’s not for another 30 minutes. |
1.2500 |
0.03892 |
188 |
150 |
29 |
9 |
626 |
So much more open now we've taken out the guardrails. |
1.2500 |
0.04367 |
168 |
137 |
20 |
11 |
627 |
Should have a solid line on this curve. |
1.2500 |
0.05601 |
108 |
89 |
11 |
8 |
628 |
I've made it very clear where I sit. |
1.2500 |
0.03588 |
188 |
146 |
37 |
5 |
629 |
And remember, no crossing the broken line unless you are making a pass! |
1.2500 |
0.03574 |
208 |
164 |
36 |
8 |
630 |
Let's merge! |
1.2500 |
0.03999 |
164 |
129 |
29 |
6 |
631 |
The secret formula for happily ever after |
1.2500 |
0.04035 |
188 |
152 |
25 |
11 |
632 |
We can't afford separate houses and a divorce. This is the only solution. |
1.2500 |
0.03768 |
180 |
141 |
33 |
6 |
633 |
Well, it looks like mom finally found a laxative that works! |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
172 |
143 |
15 |
14 |
634 |
I called an Uber to take me to the kitchen. Can I get you anything? |
1.2500 |
0.04084 |
180 |
145 |
25 |
10 |
635 |
Nobody told us this house was on the equator. |
1.2487 |
0.03768 |
197 |
157 |
31 |
9 |
636 |
Look both ways before going upstairs. |
1.2487 |
0.03836 |
197 |
158 |
29 |
10 |
637 |
Of course you can join me on the divan. Just be sure to look both ways before crossing |
1.2487 |
0.03890 |
193 |
155 |
28 |
10 |
638 |
When I said I was alright with eminent domain, this isn’t what I meant |
1.2487 |
0.03945 |
189 |
152 |
27 |
10 |
639 |
Shouldn’t we make this a solid double line? |
1.2487 |
0.04154 |
189 |
155 |
21 |
13 |
640 |
Sure you can join me but make sure you look both ways first. |
1.2487 |
0.03945 |
189 |
152 |
27 |
10 |
641 |
The secret to a happy marriage is to stay in your lane. |
1.2485 |
0.04343 |
169 |
138 |
20 |
11 |
642 |
Sorry, but I’m still loving our alternate side parking regulations” |
1.2484 |
0.03944 |
161 |
126 |
30 |
5 |
643 |
I prefer to live life in the fast lane. |
1.2475 |
0.03634 |
202 |
160 |
34 |
8 |
644 |
You've dashed all my hopes for a reconcillation. |
1.2475 |
0.03896 |
202 |
164 |
26 |
12 |
645 |
Why did the bored housewife cross the road? |
1.2473 |
0.03759 |
186 |
147 |
32 |
7 |
646 |
I’m really enjoying our staycation road trip, aren’t you? |
1.2473 |
0.03891 |
182 |
145 |
29 |
8 |
647 |
Why don’t we do it in the road? |
1.2472 |
0.04183 |
178 |
145 |
22 |
11 |
648 |
The bathroom is at the next exit. |
1.2472 |
0.03867 |
178 |
141 |
30 |
7 |
649 |
If this were Britain, I'd have the couch |
1.2471 |
0.04091 |
174 |
140 |
25 |
9 |
650 |
Do you get the feeling we are stuck in our own lanes? |
1.2471 |
0.04071 |
170 |
136 |
26 |
8 |
651 |
When did you say that crosswalk is getting installed? |
1.2468 |
0.04182 |
158 |
126 |
25 |
7 |
652 |
Perfect staycation: No miles. No gas. No tolls. No on or off
ramps. No tickets |
1.2462 |
0.03801 |
199 |
160 |
29 |
10 |
653 |
It's an article about Robert Moses. Why? |
1.2460 |
0.03817 |
187 |
149 |
30 |
8 |
654 |
The kitchen is on your side. |
1.2460 |
0.03741 |
187 |
148 |
32 |
7 |
655 |
If you can read this, you're too close. |
1.2459 |
0.04024 |
183 |
148 |
25 |
10 |
656 |
You have it backwards. I’m the one who’s living life in the fast lane. |
1.2459 |
0.04024 |
183 |
148 |
25 |
10 |
657 |
I’m not thrilled with this detour for I-95. |
1.2459 |
0.04171 |
183 |
150 |
21 |
12 |
658 |
Too bad for you the pizza guy doesn't deliver to your side. |
1.2458 |
0.04086 |
179 |
145 |
24 |
10 |
659 |
Doris, what happened to the chicken? |
1.2457 |
0.03988 |
175 |
140 |
27 |
8 |
660 |
I've never been more content since we decided to adopt a highway. |
1.2456 |
0.04217 |
171 |
139 |
22 |
10 |
661 |
this is nice but I’m dreading rush hour…… |
1.2455 |
0.04201 |
167 |
135 |
23 |
9 |
662 |
Don't you think it's time we repaved the living room? |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
663 |
Don't get any ideas about the passing lane. |
1.2449 |
0.04486 |
147 |
119 |
20 |
8 |
664 |
I think your exact words were: "highway, shmyway... |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
665 |
This roadhouse isn’t quite what I expected it to be. |
1.2447 |
0.03946 |
188 |
152 |
26 |
10 |
666 |
Don't forget to look both ways when grabbing the remote |
1.2447 |
0.03946 |
188 |
152 |
26 |
10 |
667 |
And they thought they could railroad us into selling. |
1.2446 |
0.03696 |
184 |
145 |
33 |
6 |
668 |
I think we need to put in a crosswalk. |
1.2446 |
0.03853 |
184 |
147 |
29 |
8 |
669 |
This article says there will be a surprise detour while the highway is under repair. |
1.2444 |
0.04288 |
180 |
149 |
18 |
13 |
670 |
Why divorce when we can just separate? |
1.2444 |
0.04065 |
180 |
146 |
24 |
10 |
671 |
I told Uber we want separate checks. |
1.2442 |
0.03944 |
172 |
137 |
28 |
7 |
672 |
I really hate Robert Moses. |
1.2440 |
0.04093 |
168 |
135 |
25 |
8 |
673 |
I think you took my remark, stay in your lane, a little too literally. “ |
1.2439 |
0.04248 |
164 |
133 |
22 |
9 |
674 |
And then I thought “What’s the best way to frustrate the biggest number of cartoon captioners?” |
1.2439 |
0.04335 |
164 |
134 |
20 |
10 |
675 |
Go get that chicken and let's figure this out once and for all. |
1.2434 |
0.04476 |
152 |
124 |
19 |
9 |
676 |
I told you it would be easy to see the Tour de France this year. |
1.2432 |
0.04130 |
185 |
152 |
21 |
12 |
677 |
These rest stops are turning out to be the best part of the trip. |
1.2431 |
0.03890 |
181 |
145 |
28 |
8 |
678 |
Bobby, go brush your teeth while there’s no traffic. |
1.2429 |
0.03866 |
177 |
141 |
29 |
7 |
679 |
Our counselor had us create some interesting boundaries |
1.2429 |
0.03866 |
177 |
141 |
29 |
7 |
680 |
I don't think this is what Netflix meant when they said we can't share a password |
1.2429 |
0.03866 |
177 |
141 |
29 |
7 |
681 |
I'm still not sure we made the right decision fighting City Hall and refusing to sell our house for the new Freeway! |
1.2428 |
0.04172 |
173 |
141 |
22 |
10 |
682 |
I remember when you'd accelerate around our curves. |
1.2426 |
0.03984 |
169 |
135 |
27 |
7 |
683 |
I think it's time we visit a marriage counselor, dear. |
1.2426 |
0.04157 |
169 |
137 |
23 |
9 |
684 |
Can you drive me to the kitchen later? |
1.2426 |
0.04240 |
169 |
138 |
21 |
10 |
685 |
Brilliant idea to build the house on the state line. The book you're reading just got banned here. |
1.2426 |
0.04240 |
169 |
138 |
21 |
10 |
686 |
Who knew creating a healthy boundary could be so sexy? |
1.2424 |
0.03664 |
198 |
158 |
32 |
8 |
687 |
Because I'm a traffic engineer.....that's why. |
1.2421 |
0.03689 |
190 |
151 |
32 |
7 |
688 |
Therapist said to set boundaries |
1.2421 |
0.03909 |
190 |
154 |
26 |
10 |
689 |
Rick pondered the moment that Linda had decided to take "my way or the highway" to the next level |
1.2419 |
0.04038 |
186 |
152 |
23 |
11 |
690 |
This relationship is taking a toll |
1.2418 |
0.03543 |
182 |
142 |
36 |
4 |
691 |
darling are you sure we still have to socially distance? |
1.2418 |
0.03792 |
182 |
145 |
30 |
7 |
692 |
I do appreciate Sundays when traffic is light. |
1.2418 |
0.03792 |
182 |
145 |
30 |
7 |
693 |
Let's go British today and switch sides. |
1.2416 |
0.03763 |
178 |
141 |
31 |
6 |
694 |
"It's a hint we should accept their eminent domain offer." |
1.2416 |
0.04008 |
178 |
144 |
25 |
9 |
695 |
Seems like our relationship has reached a dead end. |
1.2416 |
0.03928 |
178 |
143 |
27 |
8 |
696 |
My therapist has stressed that I need to set more boundaries. |
1.2416 |
0.04086 |
178 |
145 |
23 |
10 |
697 |
'"Not demolishing the house and continuing the road. Great deal.' you said" |
1.2416 |
0.03928 |
178 |
143 |
27 |
8 |
698 |
I see Billy from Family Circus visited. |
1.2415 |
0.03749 |
207 |
168 |
28 |
11 |
699 |
That new lawyer really simplified things! |
1.2414 |
0.03903 |
174 |
139 |
28 |
7 |
700 |
I'm considering putting a double-yellow line on the curve around the staircase. |
1.2414 |
0.04230 |
174 |
143 |
20 |
11 |
701 |
Turns out the city was correct about the detour not being an inconvenience to us, after all. |
1.2412 |
0.04049 |
170 |
137 |
25 |
8 |
702 |
Says here, we need more bike lanes. |
1.2410 |
0.04202 |
166 |
135 |
22 |
9 |
703 |
They painted it wrong. There's no passing on a curve. |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
704 |
The Amazon delivery system is certainly getting perfected. |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
705 |
You're the one who said marriage is a two-way street. |
1.2407 |
0.04448 |
162 |
134 |
17 |
11 |
706 |
How about a drive-in movie night? |
1.2407 |
0.04089 |
162 |
130 |
25 |
7 |
707 |
So, is this considered work from home or roadwork? |
1.2405 |
0.04253 |
158 |
128 |
22 |
8 |
708 |
Yes, I do plan to stay parked on the couch all day. |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
709 |
I’m so glad the judge spilt the house! |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
710 |
A house divided actually can stand. |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
711 |
Are you living your life in the fast lane or am I? |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
712 |
You know, the yellow dashes means that making a pass is acceptable. |
1.2400 |
0.03967 |
175 |
141 |
26 |
8 |
713 |
I went with dashes to allow passing. |
1.2398 |
0.03534 |
196 |
155 |
35 |
6 |
714 |
This week's CVS receipts. |
1.2398 |
0.03942 |
171 |
137 |
27 |
7 |
715 |
I'm ready for some life in the fast lane. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
716 |
I’m thinking of adding a bike lane. But the zoning requirements are bonkers. |
1.2398 |
0.04195 |
171 |
140 |
21 |
10 |
717 |
That new Thai place in the foyer? The Times says it's "utterly forgettable." |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
718 |
No, honey, you live on the other side of the tracks. |
1.2395 |
0.04265 |
167 |
137 |
20 |
10 |
719 |
In England, the sofa is on the left side of the living room |
1.2395 |
0.04179 |
167 |
136 |
22 |
9 |
720 |
It says here the whole country is divided. |
1.2395 |
0.03723 |
167 |
131 |
32 |
4 |
721 |
This works great until Street sweeping day. |
1.2394 |
0.03854 |
188 |
152 |
27 |
9 |
722 |
Well, it's not a double yellow line. |
1.2393 |
0.03876 |
163 |
129 |
29 |
5 |
723 |
If this were the International Date Line, I’d be reading yesterday’s news. |
1.2393 |
0.03972 |
163 |
130 |
27 |
6 |
724 |
Shut the fuck up, Donny. |
1.2391 |
0.04273 |
184 |
154 |
16 |
14 |
725 |
This arrangement is truly putting a toll on our relationship. |
1.2386 |
0.03947 |
176 |
142 |
26 |
8 |
726 |
We need to read between the lanes. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
727 |
Get this! Some idiot built his house over a waterfall. |
1.2384 |
0.04671 |
151 |
126 |
14 |
11 |
728 |
Do you think that we’re taking that marriage counselor a bit too literally? |
1.2384 |
0.03834 |
172 |
137 |
29 |
6 |
729 |
Was that the kid from Family Circus? |
1.2384 |
0.04091 |
172 |
140 |
23 |
9 |
730 |
Good boundaries have strengthened our relationship. |
1.2381 |
0.04070 |
168 |
136 |
24 |
8 |
731 |
The bedroom has double yellow. |
1.2381 |
0.03686 |
189 |
151 |
31 |
7 |
732 |
It says here to expect road construction in residential areas. |
1.2381 |
0.04242 |
168 |
138 |
20 |
10 |
733 |
Shouldn't we have a height limit marked on the arch? |
1.2378 |
0.04044 |
164 |
132 |
25 |
7 |
734 |
I just love that our little girl is working on our infrastructure! |
1.2378 |
0.04136 |
164 |
133 |
23 |
8 |
735 |
Did you ever open the eminent domain letter? |
1.2375 |
0.04013 |
160 |
128 |
26 |
6 |
736 |
Let me know when your headed to bed so we only have to take one car. |
1.2372 |
0.04372 |
156 |
128 |
19 |
9 |
737 |
They told me they can't paint the crosswalk for another two weeks. |
1.2367 |
0.03488 |
169 |
131 |
36 |
2 |
738 |
The road’s clear if you feel like crossing over. |
1.2367 |
0.03587 |
169 |
132 |
34 |
3 |
739 |
Look both ways before you talk to me |
1.2367 |
0.04134 |
169 |
138 |
22 |
9 |
740 |
Honey, did you ever find out what that eminent domain thing was all about? |
1.2366 |
0.03946 |
186 |
152 |
24 |
10 |
741 |
It's just a striped line dear; you can cross anytime at my discretion. |
1.2364 |
0.03737 |
165 |
130 |
31 |
4 |
742 |
Please, no eighteen wheelers! I just vacuumed! |
1.2363 |
0.03606 |
182 |
144 |
33 |
5 |
743 |
The Bipolar Express |
1.2360 |
0.03893 |
161 |
128 |
28 |
5 |
744 |
What’s the read limit? |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
745 |
It’s not fair. All my friends have a diamond lane. |
1.2356 |
0.03794 |
174 |
139 |
29 |
6 |
746 |
This gerrymandering thing is really getting out of control. |
1.2353 |
0.04886 |
153 |
131 |
8 |
14 |
747 |
Do you think we should have done with a solid line around the curve? |
1.2353 |
0.04027 |
170 |
138 |
24 |
8 |
748 |
Today it's you turn to live life in the fast lane |
1.2353 |
0.03940 |
170 |
137 |
26 |
7 |
749 |
This was the only way we could afford a house. |
1.2353 |
0.04226 |
153 |
124 |
22 |
7 |
750 |
Dinner will be ready at 5PM in my timezone... |
1.2350 |
0.04060 |
183 |
151 |
21 |
11 |
751 |
So glad we thought of this before calling divorce attorneys. |
1.2343 |
0.03945 |
175 |
142 |
25 |
8 |
752 |
I love it when rush hour is over. |
1.2343 |
0.03597 |
175 |
138 |
33 |
4 |
753 |
It’s the new redistricting map for state representatives. |
1.2339 |
0.04006 |
171 |
139 |
24 |
8 |
754 |
Don't forget, we're repaving on Tuesday. |
1.2339 |
0.04091 |
171 |
140 |
22 |
9 |
755 |
Intermate Highway |
1.2339 |
0.04006 |
171 |
139 |
24 |
8 |
756 |
I like this so much better than the double yellow line we used to have. |
1.2339 |
0.04255 |
171 |
142 |
18 |
11 |
757 |
If you feel like a little jaywalking later tonight . . . |
1.2339 |
0.03919 |
171 |
138 |
26 |
7 |
758 |
Looks like rush hour is over. |
1.2338 |
0.04201 |
154 |
125 |
22 |
7 |
759 |
I suppose we all have to draw the line somewhere. |
1.2338 |
0.04201 |
154 |
125 |
22 |
7 |
760 |
The ants are playing mahjong again. |
1.2335 |
0.04156 |
167 |
137 |
21 |
9 |
761 |
Just be glad it's not a double-yellow. |
1.2333 |
0.04274 |
150 |
122 |
21 |
7 |
762 |
You get it. The fridge is on your side of the kitchen. |
1.2330 |
0.03925 |
176 |
143 |
25 |
8 |
763 |
I got the upstairs! |
1.2324 |
0.03871 |
185 |
151 |
25 |
9 |
764 |
Three bedrooms and right on the bus line! |
1.2323 |
0.04373 |
155 |
128 |
18 |
9 |
765 |
I feel like a late night snack. Wanna catch the 10:37 bus back to the kitchen? |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
766 |
I forget, who keeps the baby again? |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
767 |
I got us his and hers sovereign states. |
1.2321 |
0.03773 |
168 |
134 |
29 |
5 |
768 |
I'll let you know when it's safe to cross. |
1.2317 |
0.03730 |
164 |
130 |
30 |
4 |
769 |
When the realtor said we'd be close to the freeway she wasn't kidding. |
1.2317 |
0.03730 |
164 |
130 |
30 |
4 |
770 |
Uh-oh, Larry. Top Ten signs of food delivery addiction. |
1.2316 |
0.03822 |
177 |
143 |
27 |
7 |
771 |
Hey, you wanna merge later?" |
1.2316 |
0.03737 |
177 |
142 |
29 |
6 |
772 |
Where should we put the charging station? |
1.2316 |
0.03986 |
177 |
145 |
23 |
9 |
773 |
Now we'll see who's neater." |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
774 |
Frieda, I'm glad we had an amicable divorce. |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
775 |
Don't worry; it's just one of those Family Circus kids. |
1.2312 |
0.04273 |
160 |
132 |
19 |
9 |
776 |
Thank goodness rush hour is over! |
1.2312 |
0.04085 |
160 |
130 |
23 |
7 |
777 |
Oh yeah!…Well actually, my attorney says that I CAN cross a DOTTED line. |
1.2312 |
0.03964 |
173 |
141 |
24 |
8 |
778 |
It’s amazing how much lighter the traffic is when the kids are out of school. |
1.2312 |
0.03790 |
173 |
139 |
28 |
6 |
779 |
Next week… the wall goes up. |
1.2308 |
0.03846 |
169 |
136 |
27 |
6 |
780 |
So this is what taking the low road looks like. |
1.2308 |
0.03948 |
156 |
125 |
26 |
5 |
781 |
The kitchen might be on your side, but the bathroom is on mine. |
1.2308 |
0.04112 |
169 |
139 |
21 |
9 |
782 |
The perils of Eminent Domain. |
1.2308 |
0.03753 |
169 |
135 |
29 |
5 |
783 |
Can we renegotiate couch custody? |
1.2308 |
0.03749 |
182 |
147 |
28 |
7 |
784 |
I do love this life on the road. |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
785 |
It's nice living on a two-way street. |
1.2303 |
0.03902 |
152 |
121 |
27 |
4 |
786 |
I can’t believe we found a place with a private road. |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
787 |
Did you ever find out what eminent domain means? |
1.2299 |
0.04108 |
174 |
144 |
20 |
10 |
788 |
Eminent domain my ass. They can run their freeway through here.... We're not leaving. (RBA) |
1.2299 |
0.03943 |
174 |
142 |
24 |
8 |
789 |
Richard is just being Petty. |
1.2298 |
0.04249 |
161 |
133 |
19 |
9 |
790 |
Strange, this two-way street doesn't feel like love. |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
791 |
I'd get something from the kitchen, but I'm not up for a road trip. |
1.2293 |
0.04226 |
157 |
129 |
20 |
8 |
792 |
So,this my way or the highway? |
1.2293 |
0.03820 |
157 |
125 |
28 |
4 |
793 |
Our favorite role play is a policewoman and a driver |
1.2293 |
0.04128 |
157 |
128 |
22 |
7 |
794 |
Hey, it works for Ikea. |
1.2289 |
0.04243 |
166 |
138 |
18 |
10 |
795 |
These new zoning laws are killer. |
1.2289 |
0.03883 |
166 |
134 |
26 |
6 |
796 |
This is me staying in my lane. |
1.2288 |
0.03988 |
153 |
123 |
25 |
5 |
797 |
I can't believe we got the best seats for the French Grand Prix |
1.2288 |
0.04198 |
153 |
125 |
21 |
7 |
798 |
Lincoln was wrong, it’s you I can’t stand. |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
799 |
Marriage is better when you stay in your lane. |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
800 |
Gerrymandering is out of control. |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
801 |
Your side of the rug needs to be vacuumed. |
1.2283 |
0.04020 |
184 |
153 |
20 |
11 |
802 |
Hopefully this will facilitate two-way communication. |
1.2282 |
0.04054 |
149 |
120 |
24 |
5 |
803 |
Life in the fast lane is actually pretty relaxing. |
1.2281 |
0.03895 |
171 |
139 |
25 |
7 |
804 |
Do I really need a passport to use the upstairs shower? |
1.2281 |
0.03982 |
171 |
140 |
23 |
8 |
805 |
I will not pay for the border wall. |
1.2281 |
0.03895 |
171 |
139 |
25 |
7 |
806 |
This I95 detour is very inconvenient. |
1.2281 |
0.03806 |
171 |
138 |
27 |
6 |
807 |
Should we walk in for dinner or call an Uber? |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
808 |
It's cheaper than divorce. |
1.2278 |
0.03903 |
158 |
127 |
26 |
5 |
809 |
You know what might be fun? A toll booth! |
1.2278 |
0.04005 |
158 |
128 |
24 |
6 |
810 |
Consciously Uncoupled |
1.2278 |
0.04105 |
158 |
129 |
22 |
7 |
811 |
No jaywalking. |
1.2278 |
0.03681 |
180 |
145 |
29 |
6 |
812 |
Maybe our separation is too amicable. |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
813 |
I warned you it would be my way or the highway |
1.2275 |
0.04045 |
167 |
137 |
22 |
8 |
814 |
Did you read this article about that new highway they are planning to build? |
1.2275 |
0.04045 |
167 |
137 |
22 |
8 |
815 |
I find this much friendlier than that double yellow line. |
1.2275 |
0.04133 |
167 |
138 |
20 |
9 |
816 |
The marriage counselor said this was better than the double solid lines we both liked. |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
817 |
Hey want to grab a bite before rush hour |
1.2273 |
0.04562 |
154 |
130 |
13 |
11 |
818 |
Has the 3:30 bus gone through yet? |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
819 |
Welcome to life in the fast lane. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
820 |
Let’s cross that bridge when we get there, shall we? |
1.2273 |
0.04174 |
154 |
126 |
21 |
7 |
821 |
Just stay in your lane, man. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
822 |
They were right—life is better in the fast lane. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
823 |
Was that our son? |
1.2267 |
0.03786 |
172 |
139 |
27 |
6 |
824 |
Cross at your own risk. |
1.2267 |
0.03695 |
172 |
138 |
29 |
5 |
825 |
Well yes, now that the traffic has died down I can hear what your saying. |
1.2267 |
0.03801 |
150 |
119 |
28 |
3 |
826 |
Next time, a solid line. |
1.2264 |
0.03778 |
159 |
127 |
28 |
4 |
827 |
Today let's pretend we're in England. |
1.2264 |
0.04272 |
159 |
132 |
18 |
9 |
828 |
It's just to remind you to stay in your lane. |
1.2264 |
0.03882 |
159 |
128 |
26 |
5 |
829 |
My love...remember, even the chicken crossed the road. |
1.2264 |
0.04364 |
159 |
133 |
16 |
10 |
830 |
I am glad we decided to go for a simple division of property. |
1.2262 |
0.04196 |
168 |
140 |
18 |
10 |
831 |
You were right. Shaves ten minutes off my commute. |
1.2260 |
0.04430 |
146 |
121 |
17 |
8 |
832 |
The commute’s not so bad. |
1.2258 |
0.03724 |
155 |
123 |
29 |
3 |
833 |
My therapist told me I should stay in my lane. |
1.2258 |
0.04149 |
155 |
127 |
21 |
7 |
834 |
I told my sister it was an easy divorce. We just split everything down the middle. |
1.2258 |
0.03942 |
155 |
125 |
25 |
5 |
835 |
I guess I simply enjoy life in the fast lane. |
1.2256 |
0.03791 |
133 |
104 |
28 |
1 |
836 |
I could get used to living on the road. |
1.2254 |
0.04189 |
173 |
145 |
17 |
11 |
837 |
I had it perforated for when
you start talking politics. |
1.2254 |
0.03854 |
173 |
141 |
25 |
7 |
838 |
Life in the slow lane |
1.2254 |
0.03766 |
173 |
140 |
27 |
6 |
839 |
You know, sometimes I feel we’re just heading in different directions. |
1.2252 |
0.04523 |
151 |
127 |
14 |
10 |
840 |
I’m gonna need to borrow a few things from your side for a party I’m throwing for my lawyer. |
1.2252 |
0.04324 |
151 |
125 |
18 |
8 |
841 |
It's easier to relax when we stay in our own lane. |
1.2252 |
0.04324 |
151 |
125 |
18 |
8 |
842 |
Can you pass me the inter section? |
1.2250 |
0.04339 |
160 |
134 |
16 |
10 |
843 |
I think it will be worse when this new freeway opens. |
1.2250 |
0.04058 |
160 |
131 |
22 |
7 |
844 |
Our decorator says their designs help families know their boundaries. |
1.2250 |
0.03860 |
160 |
129 |
26 |
5 |
845 |
Intellectually distanced. |
1.2250 |
0.03650 |
160 |
127 |
30 |
3 |
846 |
MTA called. We are the new route to Grand Central |
1.2244 |
0.03920 |
156 |
126 |
25 |
5 |
847 |
I told you the house was so cheap because of the new highway construction. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
848 |
Keep pushing my buttons Bob. The next time I'll paint solid double yellow lines. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
849 |
I'm staying in my lane. |
1.2244 |
0.03813 |
156 |
125 |
27 |
4 |
850 |
The landlord said he's on it. |
1.2244 |
0.04125 |
156 |
128 |
21 |
7 |
851 |
Starting tomorrow, I'm changing the line to solid. |
1.2242 |
0.03973 |
165 |
135 |
23 |
7 |
852 |
Will that's were I draw the line. |
1.2242 |
0.03683 |
165 |
132 |
29 |
4 |
853 |
Do you feel like life is passing us by? |
1.2242 |
0.03683 |
165 |
132 |
29 |
4 |
854 |
You can stop looking both ways and look at me for once, Harold. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
855 |
Where's the nearest crosswalk? |
1.2237 |
0.04090 |
152 |
124 |
22 |
6 |
856 |
Ginger is letting you know it is your turn to feed him. |
1.2237 |
0.03757 |
152 |
121 |
28 |
3 |
857 |
Stop revving your engine. There'll be no lane merging tonight." |
1.2235 |
0.04003 |
179 |
149 |
20 |
10 |
858 |
Eminent domain is a real problem. |
1.2235 |
0.03676 |
179 |
145 |
28 |
6 |
859 |
You really took ‘Stay in your lane’ to heart.” |
1.2230 |
0.04160 |
148 |
121 |
21 |
6 |
860 |
I dunno. Why did the husband cross the livingroom? |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
861 |
I'm glad we installed rest areas. |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
862 |
Maybe it's just me but I don't know whether we're coming or going. |
1.2230 |
0.04375 |
148 |
123 |
17 |
8 |
863 |
It works fine down here, but I'm still not sure about the shower. |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
864 |
Who would've thought that gerrymandering would save our marriage? |
1.2229 |
0.04390 |
157 |
132 |
15 |
10 |
865 |
I love the way we always think along the same line |
1.2229 |
0.03761 |
166 |
134 |
27 |
5 |
866 |
It's really quiet after rush hour. |
1.2229 |
0.03663 |
166 |
133 |
29 |
4 |
867 |
Please look both ways before you talk. |
1.2229 |
0.03857 |
166 |
135 |
25 |
6 |
868 |
For the record, this is working for me. |
1.2229 |
0.03638 |
175 |
141 |
29 |
5 |
869 |
It's my way or the highw- Oh, all right, you've made your choice. |
1.2222 |
0.03871 |
171 |
140 |
24 |
7 |
870 |
In a few weeks we can work on merging. |
1.2222 |
0.03959 |
153 |
124 |
24 |
5 |
871 |
Well some of us like living in the fast lane. |
1.2222 |
0.03959 |
153 |
124 |
24 |
5 |
872 |
I do hope this is the road less taken. |
1.2222 |
0.04346 |
144 |
119 |
18 |
7 |
873 |
Remind me -- am I living in the fast lane, or are you? |
1.2222 |
0.03849 |
153 |
123 |
26 |
4 |
874 |
The vacuum is northbound in five minutes. |
1.2222 |
0.04107 |
162 |
134 |
20 |
8 |
875 |
This makes staying in our lanes so much easier. |
1.2222 |
0.04372 |
153 |
128 |
16 |
9 |
876 |
Well dear, this is a lot less expensive than two divorce attorneys. |
1.2222 |
0.04456 |
144 |
120 |
16 |
8 |
877 |
Just do a U turn after the stairs and come take a look at this. |
1.2222 |
0.03817 |
162 |
131 |
26 |
5 |
878 |
We’re preparing for the Grand Prix vacuuming ceremony |
1.2222 |
0.03873 |
144 |
115 |
26 |
3 |
879 |
Have the runners come by yet? |
1.2222 |
0.04372 |
153 |
128 |
16 |
9 |
880 |
Watch out for scissors. |
1.2215 |
0.03769 |
158 |
127 |
27 |
4 |
881 |
Without the 'Adopt-a-Highway' program, we'd have to clean this place. |
1.2215 |
0.04078 |
158 |
130 |
21 |
7 |
882 |
When our percentage of the tolls starts coming in, we'll be rich. |
1.2215 |
0.03875 |
158 |
128 |
25 |
5 |
883 |
Great. Now they're going to add a bicycle lane. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
884 |
Does it feel like something has come between us? |
1.2215 |
0.03769 |
158 |
127 |
27 |
4 |
885 |
It's the internet super highway. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
886 |
Because it's a high-traffic area. |
1.2215 |
0.04023 |
149 |
121 |
23 |
5 |
887 |
Wait till you see what my attorney’s done to the car! |
1.2215 |
0.03909 |
149 |
120 |
25 |
4 |
888 |
Do you think we should increase the speed limit to 2 mph? |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
889 |
I'm still not used to the traffic light in the bathroom. |
1.2215 |
0.04451 |
149 |
125 |
15 |
9 |
890 |
Want to cross the line? |
1.2209 |
0.03938 |
172 |
142 |
22 |
8 |
891 |
I'd give you the remote, but there's no crosswalk. |
1.2209 |
0.03850 |
172 |
141 |
24 |
7 |
892 |
I'm willing to trade you a trip upstairs to the bathroom for a run to the fridge for some beer. |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
893 |
Now, just to remind you, any attempt at intimacy requires that you first put on your signal and get into the merging lane. |
1.2209 |
0.04176 |
163 |
136 |
18 |
9 |
894 |
Stay in your lane Harry, Stay in your lane. |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
895 |
His hopes were dashed. |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
896 |
Would you mind dimming your high beams? |
1.2207 |
0.04091 |
145 |
118 |
22 |
5 |
897 |
It’s a two way street honey |
1.2206 |
0.04000 |
136 |
109 |
24 |
3 |
898 |
Respecting boundaries is really helping our relationship. |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
899 |
Ya know, after two weeks in London I keep going to the wrong side. |
1.2200 |
0.04322 |
150 |
125 |
17 |
8 |
900 |
Our marriage counselor suggested we work on boundaries |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
901 |
Did I have too much wine at dinner, or did I just see a roadrunner go past me? |
1.2200 |
0.04322 |
150 |
125 |
17 |
8 |
902 |
Someone’s in the kitchen with liner. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
903 |
I think we may need to deworm Rover. |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
904 |
Much quieter since we moved from that railroad apartment. |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
905 |
Watch out for the speed trap just past the staircase. |
1.2197 |
0.03917 |
173 |
143 |
22 |
8 |
906 |
I know the therapist said we should stay in our own lanes, but for goodness sake Marge. |
1.2195 |
0.04062 |
164 |
136 |
20 |
8 |
907 |
Now you can find the refrigerator and get your own beer. |
1.2195 |
0.03968 |
164 |
135 |
22 |
7 |
908 |
Can you explain eminent domain again? |
1.2194 |
0.03913 |
155 |
126 |
24 |
5 |
909 |
This detour is ridiculous! |
1.2194 |
0.03913 |
155 |
126 |
24 |
5 |
910 |
Despite our differences, it's good to be on the same road together. |
1.2192 |
0.04506 |
146 |
123 |
14 |
9 |
911 |
I think it's time we have the kids pick sides. |
1.2192 |
0.04506 |
146 |
123 |
14 |
9 |
912 |
We shouldn't let this come between us. |
1.2192 |
0.03826 |
146 |
117 |
26 |
3 |
913 |
Stay in your lane, bitch. |
1.2192 |
0.03947 |
146 |
118 |
24 |
4 |
914 |
Cross the line once more, and the wall is going up. |
1.2188 |
0.03933 |
160 |
131 |
23 |
6 |
915 |
I'm passing, Layne. |
1.2188 |
0.03620 |
160 |
128 |
29 |
3 |
916 |
Your chair is in 'No Parking' zone! |
1.2185 |
0.04191 |
151 |
125 |
19 |
7 |
917 |
Ahh, the road to happiness. |
1.2185 |
0.03862 |
151 |
122 |
25 |
4 |
918 |
there are two side to every story |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
919 |
Formula One is just the ticket to add some excitement around here. |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
920 |
Your 6 pm or my 6pm, mister online astronomy degree? |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
921 |
At least we have good seats. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
922 |
Thanks for replacing the solid double line. |
1.2179 |
0.03995 |
156 |
128 |
22 |
6 |
923 |
Says here they're starting new lane construction by early fall. |
1.2179 |
0.04097 |
156 |
129 |
20 |
7 |
924 |
Now that you're not carpooling, what do you want to do with it? |
1.2177 |
0.03923 |
147 |
119 |
24 |
4 |
925 |
I'll leave it to your imagination to tell if it's safe to make a pass. |
1.2174 |
0.03910 |
161 |
132 |
23 |
6 |
926 |
I see your mom is back |
1.2174 |
0.03910 |
161 |
132 |
23 |
6 |
927 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2174 |
0.04104 |
161 |
134 |
19 |
8 |
928 |
You can cross it when I'm feeling frisky, but I'm reading now. |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
929 |
If this doesn't work, we can try the divorce thing |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
152 |
124 |
23 |
5 |
930 |
I always have racing thoughts before I go to sleep. |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
23 |
4 |
931 |
I just can't wait to get on the road again! |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
932 |
The sooner they repair I-95, the better. |
1.2166 |
0.03868 |
157 |
128 |
24 |
5 |
933 |
Could we get more company if we put in a truck stop? |
1.2164 |
0.03755 |
171 |
140 |
25 |
6 |
934 |
Here is an article on why the chicken crossed the road. |
1.2162 |
0.04450 |
148 |
125 |
14 |
9 |
935 |
Honey, it's your turn to man the toll booth. |
1.2162 |
0.04345 |
148 |
124 |
16 |
8 |
936 |
Our therapist told us to establish boundaries. |
1.2160 |
0.03986 |
162 |
134 |
21 |
7 |
937 |
I think this political redistricting is going a bit too far. |
1.2159 |
0.04101 |
176 |
149 |
16 |
11 |
938 |
Honey, did you remember to lower the bridge? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
939 |
You were right … the commute is a lot faster now |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
940 |
Honey, what’s the speed limit for the living room again? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
941 |
Theft by porch pirates has declined 90 percent since trucks were allowed to deliver inside houses. |
1.2157 |
0.04244 |
153 |
128 |
17 |
8 |
942 |
You said we needed boundaries. |
1.2157 |
0.03928 |
153 |
125 |
23 |
5 |
943 |
THIS TIME - You tell the kids not to race around the house! |
1.2157 |
0.04141 |
153 |
127 |
19 |
7 |
944 |
I tell ya…I’m done with these ants! |
1.2157 |
0.04442 |
153 |
130 |
13 |
10 |
945 |
There's a point at 7,000 RPMs where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space, and time. |
1.2156 |
0.04171 |
167 |
141 |
16 |
10 |
946 |
I did it highway. |
1.2153 |
0.04425 |
144 |
121 |
15 |
8 |
947 |
I’m proud to say we found the secret to this death do you part thing. |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
948 |
Do you think your therapist actually meant a literal line? |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
949 |
It's just like our country! |
1.2152 |
0.04050 |
158 |
131 |
20 |
7 |
950 |
I forgot to tell you. We're on this year's marathon course. |
1.2152 |
0.03949 |
158 |
130 |
22 |
6 |
951 |
Do you ever worry life is passing us by? |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
952 |
If you want to use the stairs call my lawyer. . . |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
953 |
The plus side is I receive all my packages early. |
1.2148 |
0.03876 |
149 |
121 |
24 |
4 |
954 |
Personally. I prefer living in a state with no sales tax. |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
955 |
Taking a break from life in the fast lane.” |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
956 |
They're coming tomorrow to pave it. |
1.2147 |
0.03964 |
163 |
135 |
21 |
7 |
957 |
Just so you know, you’re allowed to pass. |
1.2147 |
0.03964 |
163 |
135 |
21 |
7 |
958 |
I must admit, living in a tunnel isn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
959 |
'Now the house is sorted which half of the dog do you want?' |
1.2143 |
0.04149 |
168 |
142 |
16 |
10 |
960 |
You're right. Traffic IS light at 3 am. |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
961 |
Read about it. It's in the letter from my lawyer. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
962 |
Your ultimatum that it was "My way or the highway." turns out to be the perfect solution. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
963 |
Don't worry - it's a dotted line; you're allowed to pass on the left. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
964 |
This has been so great! I think we should adopt another highway! |
1.2138 |
0.04287 |
145 |
121 |
17 |
7 |
965 |
Stop complaining. Tolls paid for that ottoman. |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
966 |
Felix, how're you liking the Adopt-a-Highway program so far? |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
967 |
I’m ready for a solid line. |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
968 |
This divorce settlement working out great. |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
969 |
Did you dash around the house earlier? |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
108 |
18 |
5 |
970 |
A house divided cannot stand. |
1.2133 |
0.04187 |
150 |
125 |
18 |
7 |
971 |
You'll notice that my side includes the stairs to the bedroom. |
1.2133 |
0.04078 |
150 |
124 |
20 |
6 |
972 |
Oh great. We finally make it into a New Yorker cartoon and it’s nothing more than a Family Circus knock off. |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
973 |
I don’t think our divorce lawyers understood what we meant by dividing the house. |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
974 |
It's my way - or the highway. |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
975 |
Guess now it's safe to make a pass at me. |
1.2131 |
0.04831 |
122 |
103 |
12 |
7 |
976 |
It’s the plane noise that I have a hard time adjusting to. |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
977 |
Studies show that most auto accidents occur close to home. |
1.2129 |
0.03773 |
155 |
126 |
25 |
4 |
978 |
Quick, finish the story. Rush hour starts in 5… |
1.2129 |
0.04193 |
155 |
130 |
17 |
8 |
979 |
I always thought that 'we travel the road together' from our vows was meant to be metaphorical, Geoffrey. |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
980 |
I wish I had realized the stairs were on your side. |
1.2128 |
0.04248 |
141 |
117 |
18 |
6 |
981 |
Was that Jeffy from Family Circus? |
1.2128 |
0.04807 |
141 |
122 |
8 |
11 |
982 |
Simpler and cheaper than a divorce. |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
141 |
116 |
20 |
5 |
983 |
Did you get my text? |
1.2128 |
0.04002 |
141 |
115 |
22 |
4 |
984 |
About time to go park ourselves in the kitchen. |
1.2123 |
0.04260 |
146 |
122 |
17 |
7 |
985 |
You know you can make a pass if it's not a double yellow. |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
986 |
Google Maps says you’re in Canada. |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
987 |
Sorry, your visa is still being processed. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
988 |
No problems as long as you stay in your lane. |
1.2115 |
0.03965 |
156 |
129 |
21 |
6 |
989 |
Why did the hubby cross the road? |
1.2115 |
0.04169 |
156 |
131 |
17 |
8 |
990 |
The dog's got the zoomies again |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
991 |
I don't think this is what your therapist meant when she said you should practice setting boundaries. |
1.2113 |
0.03977 |
142 |
116 |
22 |
4 |
992 |
I love the renovation too but who thought it was a good idea to paint a passing lane on a blind corner? |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
993 |
Do I have to signal before making a pass on you? |
1.2113 |
0.04220 |
142 |
118 |
18 |
6 |
994 |
Polarizing opinions coming to interior design. |
1.2113 |
0.04451 |
142 |
120 |
14 |
8 |
995 |
I don’t know. I asked for track lighting. |
1.2109 |
0.04660 |
128 |
108 |
13 |
7 |
996 |
You’ve really crossed the line, Bill. |
1.2109 |
0.04660 |
128 |
108 |
13 |
7 |
997 |
Trash is in your lane, fridge is in mine! |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
998 |
Remember to look both ways before going to the bathroom. |
1.2109 |
0.03767 |
147 |
119 |
25 |
3 |
999 |
Turn into what? |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
1000 |
"No rush hour traffic tonight!!! |
1.2109 |
0.03642 |
147 |
118 |
27 |
2 |
1001 |
Reminds me why I never wanted roommates in college. |
1.2108 |
0.03606 |
166 |
135 |
27 |
4 |
1002 |
I'm glad we ere able to get the toll booth removed |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1003 |
Oh sure, refuse to sell the house, they'll have to build the road around us... |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1004 |
I'm not dividing up the house. That's Morse code for "I want a divorce. |
1.2105 |
0.04240 |
152 |
128 |
16 |
8 |
1005 |
This wasn’t what I meant when I said I wanted you to make a pass at me. |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
1006 |
The commute experience was all that was needed to make working from home feel normal. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1007 |
I know we had to draw a line somewhere. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1008 |
It's the road less traveled; not that it's really made all that much difference. |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1009 |
I passed gas, but only on my side of the room. |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
1010 |
This should make it easier for you to stay in your lane. |
1.2098 |
0.03694 |
143 |
115 |
26 |
2 |
1011 |
Did you remember to call Google Maps? |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1012 |
I am more than willing to meet you half-way on anything. |
1.2098 |
0.03825 |
143 |
116 |
24 |
3 |
1013 |
In hindsight, I think we should've taken the money instead of holding out... |
1.2098 |
0.04422 |
143 |
121 |
14 |
8 |
1014 |
See, a house divided CAN stand. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
1015 |
I guess my way IS the highway! |
1.2095 |
0.03620 |
148 |
119 |
27 |
2 |
1016 |
These boutique rest stops are really something! |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1017 |
Not tonight, Jeff. You didn’t signal. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1018 |
I’m thinking we should add in a stop sign during the remodel. |
1.2090 |
0.03550 |
177 |
145 |
27 |
5 |
1019 |
You literally adopted a highway? |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1020 |
Quick, before rush hour |
1.2090 |
0.04504 |
134 |
113 |
14 |
7 |
1021 |
The path on the carpet is getting more noticeable. |
1.2089 |
0.03815 |
158 |
130 |
23 |
5 |
1022 |
I love that we're clear with our boundaries. |
1.2089 |
0.04021 |
158 |
132 |
19 |
7 |
1023 |
I turn off the alarm system when you take back your vote for Trump. |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1024 |
Call me an Uber – I need the bathroom. |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1025 |
It beats being forced out over eminent domain |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1026 |
I've told you before: this is not a road I want to go down. |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1027 |
I’ll tell ya what…that eminent domain is a bitch! |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1028 |
The listing did say it was conveniently located near the highway. |
1.2086 |
0.03606 |
139 |
111 |
27 |
1 |
1029 |
I bet you're too chicken to come over here |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
1030 |
Are you going to clean out the neutral zone today? |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1031 |
At least it’s in a great school district. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1032 |
Would you prefer a solid line? |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
1033 |
Regardless, I find your opinions pedestrian... |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1034 |
For some reason I feel like we're headed in different directions. |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1035 |
This'll make our eventual divorce a snap! |
1.2081 |
0.04495 |
149 |
128 |
11 |
10 |
1036 |
I would appreciate a signal first before you attempt a pass. |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1037 |
The solid line is upstairs. |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1038 |
Honey did they reroute the West Side Drive? |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1039 |
I don’t care how much rent he pays, we have to get rid of the snail. |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1040 |
It's nice the elephant in the room has taken up motocross. |
1.2078 |
0.04087 |
154 |
129 |
18 |
7 |
1041 |
Don't forget, tomorrow's alternate side sitting day. |
1.2078 |
0.03762 |
154 |
126 |
24 |
4 |
1042 |
You can pass, but you have to signal first. |
1.2078 |
0.03762 |
154 |
126 |
24 |
4 |
1043 |
Please, I told you it goes both ways! |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
1044 |
I hear traffic is terrible in the kitchen. |
1.2077 |
0.03891 |
130 |
105 |
23 |
2 |
1045 |
Not much foot traffic today. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1046 |
Heard they're going to be building an exit lane. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1047 |
It's ok to pass, if you dare. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1048 |
I’m so glad we didn’t let them tear down our house for that new highway. |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1049 |
At least we see the kids this way. |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
1050 |
Maybe we should have taken that Eminent Domain buyout offer. |
1.2071 |
0.04241 |
140 |
117 |
17 |
6 |
1051 |
Google Den View came by when you were sleeping |
1.2071 |
0.04360 |
140 |
118 |
15 |
7 |
1052 |
This room could really use a crosswalk. |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
1053 |
Look both ways before coming over here, dear." |
1.2069 |
0.03902 |
145 |
119 |
22 |
4 |
1054 |
It's the road less traveled! |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1055 |
Eminent domain, schmeminent domain. |
1.2069 |
0.04366 |
145 |
123 |
14 |
8 |
1056 |
Are you still thinking we needed the high traffic carpet? |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1057 |
I'm beginning to think 'Roomba on a Unicylce' was not the next big thing |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1058 |
Sandwich please... the kitchen is on your side |
1.2069 |
0.03777 |
145 |
118 |
24 |
3 |
1059 |
You had to be the only neighbour not to sell. |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1060 |
These new eminent domain laws are getting ridiculous |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1061 |
Bring in the chicken. |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1062 |
I'll pass on dinner. |
1.2067 |
0.03577 |
150 |
121 |
27 |
2 |
1063 |
In Europe, we’d be on opposite sides |
1.2067 |
0.03819 |
150 |
123 |
23 |
4 |
1064 |
The listing did not lie about the great access to local public transportation. |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1065 |
How did you get to be a Road Scholar? |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1066 |
The crosswalks will be painted next week. |
1.2065 |
0.03740 |
155 |
127 |
24 |
4 |
1067 |
Hey, we're on Google Street View! |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
1068 |
Well, you told me to stay in my lane. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1069 |
Our teenager must have just come home. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1070 |
This is the last time we babysit those kids from Family Circus. |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1071 |
Yes, I did poop on your side. No, I'm not going to tell you where. |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
1072 |
The flow is so much better now. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1073 |
A road runs through it. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1074 |
This new highway detour is ridiculous. |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
1075 |
They were right. Life IS a highway! |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1076 |
Life in the fast lane seems pretty relaxed to me. |
1.2057 |
0.04213 |
141 |
118 |
17 |
6 |
1077 |
Remember when we had a fast lane? |
1.2057 |
0.04559 |
141 |
121 |
11 |
9 |
1078 |
Actually, I do remember how to get to the kitchen. |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1079 |
I should head over to the home office, but I just hate the commute. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1080 |
Make sure to look both ways before you turn in. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
1081 |
my last husband went left of center. |
1.2055 |
0.03878 |
146 |
120 |
22 |
4 |
1082 |
Did you just make a pass at me? |
1.2053 |
0.04022 |
151 |
126 |
19 |
6 |
1083 |
It’s ever so much quieter since they opened the by-pass. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
1084 |
I don't want to spend any more than you do, Darling, but we really must re-deco this place. It's right out of a sixties New Yorker panel. |
1.2051 |
0.03606 |
156 |
127 |
26 |
3 |
1085 |
It's a win-win! We preserve the neighborhood, they get their interstate. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
1086 |
This isn’t what I thought they meant when they say marriage is a two-way street |
1.2051 |
0.04140 |
156 |
132 |
16 |
8 |
1087 |
This isn't what I meant when I said we should live more like Kerouac. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1088 |
Nothing, just remembering that awful railroad apartment we used to live in. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1089 |
As you know,darling,a dashed yellow line means passes are permitted |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
1090 |
I thought you were going to call the highway department. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1091 |
How do I go upstairs? |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1092 |
Just be happy it's not a solid double line. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1093 |
So I told the contractor, "Sure we order in a lot." |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1094 |
Stay in your lane! |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
1095 |
I told you letting Robert Moses do the interior was a bad idea. |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1096 |
Maybe we could merge lanes later? |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1097 |
I told you not to get the rigatoni. |
1.2041 |
0.03731 |
147 |
120 |
24 |
3 |
1098 |
We really need to have that pedestrian overpass conversation." |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1099 |
Do you want to change lanes? |
1.2033 |
0.03643 |
123 |
98 |
25 |
0 |
1100 |
Not-In-My-Backyard, meet Straight-Through-Your-Living-Room |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1101 |
You go your way and I’ll go mine. |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1102 |
It's a dotted line so you can cross it but careful on the turn? |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1103 |
Double yellow could be next. |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
1104 |
C'mon, Henry; it's not a double yellow! |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1105 |
I agree that the double yellow was a bit harsh. |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
1106 |
I warned you, it's my way or the highway. |
1.2027 |
0.04284 |
148 |
126 |
14 |
8 |
1107 |
Remember what my therapist said: you must signal if you're going to merge. |
1.2027 |
0.03708 |
148 |
121 |
24 |
3 |
1108 |
It’s actually quite relaxing once rush hour ends. |
1.2027 |
0.04284 |
148 |
126 |
14 |
8 |
1109 |
We can also split the NEW YORKER at the staple fold |
1.2026 |
0.03864 |
153 |
127 |
21 |
5 |
1110 |
Let's put up a toll booth at the bottom of the stairs. |
1.2025 |
0.03565 |
158 |
129 |
26 |
3 |
1111 |
Passive road rage is still road rage. |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
1112 |
I’m glad we splurged on the high-traffic carpet. |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
1113 |
The Joneses adopted a railway. |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
1114 |
Let me guess, Billy from 'Family Circus' is lost again. |
1.2016 |
0.04588 |
129 |
110 |
12 |
7 |
1115 |
Did you ever get that letter I sent you? |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1116 |
Why should I cross the road? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1117 |
How would you feel about installing a crosswalk? |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1118 |
It's so relaxing now that they moved exit 25 to the other side of town |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1119 |
This beats life in the fast lane. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1120 |
Ooh, a DASHED line. Someone's feeling frisky! |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1121 |
The things we do for love...and zoning rights. |
1.2014 |
0.04013 |
144 |
120 |
19 |
5 |
1122 |
Did someone just dash through here? |
1.2013 |
0.03924 |
149 |
124 |
20 |
5 |
1123 |
Nice, light traffic today. |
1.2013 |
0.03686 |
149 |
122 |
24 |
3 |
1124 |
Red rover, red rover, may I come over? |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1125 |
To be fair, the realtor did describe it as a 'high traffic area'. |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1126 |
Well, I did tell them we wouldn’t move.” |
1.2013 |
0.04362 |
149 |
128 |
12 |
9 |
1127 |
Funny, I thought it would be more work to adopt a road. |
1.2013 |
0.04260 |
154 |
132 |
13 |
9 |
1128 |
Did you know our marriage counselor was once a traffic cop?” |
1.2013 |
0.03841 |
154 |
128 |
21 |
5 |
1129 |
You would get the sofa if we were in England. |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1130 |
Helps me stay in my lane. |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
1131 |
I would invite you over but we under an air quality advisory. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1132 |
Counting my steps |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1133 |
Let's meet at the DMZ for a goodnight kiss. |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
1134 |
I think our marriage has lasted
because we both stay in our lanes. |
1.2000 |
0.04436 |
135 |
115 |
13 |
7 |
1135 |
Tomorrow let's spice things up and swap lanes. |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1136 |
I told you we should have protested the new Gerrymandered boundry. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1137 |
Eminent domain is getting ridiculous! |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1138 |
You never felt like chucking it all away and seeing what’s around the next curve? |
1.2000 |
0.03664 |
150 |
123 |
24 |
3 |
1139 |
This guy handed me a paper and swore we’d receive $25,000
if I’d just sign it “Right-A-Way!” |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1140 |
Did you really want a no-passing zone heading into a curve? |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1141 |
This really is the road less traveled. |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1142 |
We really should follow up with the city on what’s causing the delay with installing our “walk” sign. |
1.2000 |
0.03707 |
155 |
128 |
23 |
4 |
1143 |
Reading between the lines |
1.2000 |
0.04230 |
150 |
128 |
14 |
8 |
1144 |
You're right, living on a street with a double yellow line was way too busy. |
1.1987 |
0.03761 |
151 |
125 |
22 |
4 |
1145 |
Well, it looks like it's going to be next Thursday when the condo finally divides our apartment in half to double our condo fees. |
1.1987 |
0.03642 |
151 |
124 |
24 |
3 |
1146 |
Dinner will be after rush hour. |
1.1987 |
0.03989 |
151 |
127 |
18 |
6 |
1147 |
Remember when we lived life in the fast lane? |
1.1986 |
0.03841 |
146 |
121 |
21 |
4 |
1148 |
That broken line has fixed our marriage! |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
1149 |
Thanks for staying in your lane today, Sweetie! |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1150 |
Its not a glitch on Google maps |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1151 |
I don't know why the chicken crossed, either. |
1.1986 |
0.04177 |
141 |
119 |
16 |
6 |
1152 |
Over-thinking the driving test again? |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
1153 |
What time does the next snack train come by? |
1.1986 |
0.03927 |
141 |
117 |
20 |
4 |
1154 |
This makes it easier for our teenager to get to the kitchen without making eye contact. |
1.1986 |
0.04177 |
141 |
119 |
16 |
6 |
1155 |
Oooh, no double-yellow today! |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
1156 |
I'm really liking the new commute. |
1.1985 |
0.03737 |
136 |
111 |
23 |
2 |
1157 |
I'm not out of line. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
1158 |
I think our therapist was right. We just needed clearer boundaries. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
1159 |
I didn’t want to be THIS close to a major intersection |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
1160 |
I just think we’re headed in different directions. |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
1161 |
Somehow it feels roomier. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1162 |
You said you wanted to shorten your commute time. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1163 |
The instructions say to cut along the dotted line. |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1164 |
So I guess it really is the highway to hell. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
1165 |
Yes, the kids are makin' dinner . . . macaroni and cheese. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1166 |
I think it may be time to have Rex's glands expressed again. |
1.1983 |
0.04785 |
121 |
104 |
10 |
7 |
1167 |
We’ll need to add an HOV lane when all your relatives come over for Thanksgiving. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1168 |
Upstairs is mine. All mine. |
1.1973 |
0.04054 |
147 |
124 |
17 |
6 |
1169 |
Yes, I DO like the Bipartisan Infrastructure Act, but perhaps it went a little too far. |
1.1973 |
0.03818 |
147 |
122 |
21 |
4 |
1170 |
Bob and Jane met online during COVID
and when it ended they quickly married.
Months later they confessed their favorite
part of COVID living and with the help
of a marriage counselor solved their issue. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1171 |
I’m a little peeved that there’s no bike lane. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
1172 |
I feel like, at any moment, someone could just tear us apart. |
1.1972 |
0.04028 |
142 |
119 |
18 |
5 |
1173 |
Remember when I caught you speeding? |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1174 |
Are you also installing parking meters? |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1175 |
Why did the road cross the kitchen? |
1.1971 |
0.04376 |
137 |
117 |
13 |
7 |
1176 |
I'm curious to why this house was priced so affordably. |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
1177 |
Remember, it's not a double yellow so you are allowed to pass when I say it's safe. |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1178 |
Life in the fast lane. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
1179 |
Separation keeps us together! |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1180 |
Separate but equal by mutual consent |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1181 |
Do you think Lincoln was right that a house divided cannot stand? |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1182 |
What Infrastructure Bill? |
1.1970 |
0.03793 |
132 |
108 |
22 |
2 |
1183 |
You stay in your lane and I'll stay in mine. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1184 |
Do we sign on the dotted line on your side or my side? |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1185 |
Now isn't this better than paying a bundle to some divorce lawyer? |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1186 |
Bob is not adjusting well to working remotely. He especially misses listening to audio books during his commute to the office. |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1187 |
Honey, when you said you wanted to live on ‘The Road Less Traveled’, I thought you meant that as a figure of speech. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1188 |
Paint: $50. Brush: $10. Not smelling your feet: priceless. |
1.1967 |
0.04603 |
122 |
104 |
12 |
6 |
1189 |
At least it’s not a double yellow line. |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
1190 |
Although their political differences created a rift, the Millers agreed to modify the divide to a “safe passing lane”. |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1191 |
Why does our chair have tits |
1.1966 |
0.05184 |
117 |
103 |
5 |
9 |
1192 |
No, I don’t think it’s helicopter parenting to have her learn to drive in a controlled environment. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1193 |
I wasn’t bluffing when I said my way or the highway. |
1.1962 |
0.04061 |
158 |
135 |
15 |
8 |
1194 |
Ever since the Department of Motor Vehicles and the Marriage License Bureau started sharing the same computer systems, our relationship has gotten SO much better... |
1.1959 |
0.04251 |
148 |
127 |
13 |
8 |
1195 |
The chicken should be here soon. Do you know what you want to ask? |
1.1959 |
0.04142 |
148 |
126 |
15 |
7 |
1196 |
Do you have the bus schedule? |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1197 |
Sometimes I think these Google Maps directions are getting a little too precise... |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1198 |
Thankfully,we are on the road to retirement. |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1199 |
When you change who you’re voting for, let me know. |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1200 |
It may be 35 years,but I just want you to remember you can still make passes |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1201 |
Don’t forget to look both ways. |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1202 |
I told you. We should have accepted the city's offer. |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
1203 |
Do you feel like splitting a pizza tonight? |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1204 |
So thankful alternate side parking was suspended this weekend. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1205 |
It's just how the highway of life is. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1206 |
Okay, mister. This should stop you from running into me when I have a full glass of red wine. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1207 |
Living vroom |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1208 |
No, I'm not familiar with Robert Moses, why do you ask? |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1209 |
Remember how I said “the road to hell is paved with good intentions?” |
1.1955 |
0.03767 |
133 |
109 |
22 |
2 |
1210 |
It was between this and a divorce. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1211 |
We said we would never take sides against each other, but I kind of like this. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1212 |
We appreciate the passive income. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1213 |
Yeah, well; I can still hear you turning pages! |
1.1951 |
0.04420 |
123 |
104 |
14 |
5 |
1214 |
Red rover, red rover. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1215 |
This returns to normal after he passes the driving test. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1216 |
Your side may have the kitchen, but I've got the bed and bath. |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1217 |
I considered installing a median. |
1.1951 |
0.03769 |
123 |
100 |
22 |
1 |
1218 |
What if Mrs. Chicken was wearing something more comfortable? |
1.1948 |
0.03694 |
154 |
128 |
22 |
4 |
1219 |
I’m loving these new bus stop upgrades! |
1.1947 |
0.05006 |
113 |
98 |
8 |
7 |
1220 |
Which one of us is in the fast lane? |
1.1946 |
0.03649 |
149 |
123 |
23 |
3 |
1221 |
Is this how you imagined living on Easy Street? |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
1222 |
It means you're allowed to cross to my side of the room -but only if it's safe to do so. |
1.1944 |
0.04096 |
144 |
122 |
16 |
6 |
1223 |
My therapist said we need to stay in our lanes |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
1224 |
What time did you say rush hour was coming? |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
1225 |
Don't you just love it when Rush Hour is over? |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1226 |
I see Jeffy's been through here. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1227 |
What side of the tracks are you from |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
1228 |
I told you this would be better than hiring lawyers. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1229 |
Let's see how they take the turn. |
1.1942 |
0.03664 |
139 |
114 |
23 |
2 |
1230 |
I laid off the maid after you adopted the highway. |
1.1942 |
0.04195 |
139 |
118 |
15 |
6 |
1231 |
What did you expect when our architect was a devotee of Robert Moses! |
1.1940 |
0.04429 |
134 |
115 |
12 |
7 |
1232 |
At least it isn't a high speed rail line. |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1233 |
The only way I can finish the The New Yorker by the end of the week is to stay in the speed reading lane. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1234 |
Maybe divorce is in the cards, but for now I'm just really enjoying this trial perforation. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1235 |
The stay-cation road trip begins! |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1236 |
It’s nice they are trying to make the “return to office” life easier, but I’m not leaving this couch. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1237 |
So... how are you prepared for your interview with the Department of Transportation? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1238 |
On second thought, let's move the mommy track to the backyard. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1239 |
Sounds like a wreck over on turn 2 near the fridge. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1240 |
Remember to look both ways before you cross the living room. |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
1241 |
I smell gas again." |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
1242 |
Come sit by me when the crossing guard gets here. |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1243 |
They really weren’t kidding with ‘Life is a Highway,’ huh? |
1.1935 |
0.04534 |
124 |
106 |
12 |
6 |
1244 |
These rest stops were a good idea but I think we bought too much house. |
1.1933 |
0.03979 |
150 |
127 |
17 |
6 |
1245 |
Marriage is a two-way street. |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
1246 |
I know you’re not happy that I need my space Bob, but you should at least appreciate that it’s a passing lane. |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
1247 |
Foot traffic has been slow today. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1248 |
Have you fixed that pothole by the kitchen yet? |
1.1933 |
0.04665 |
119 |
102 |
11 |
6 |
1249 |
Foot traffic |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
1250 |
This detour really puts a dent in our holiday meal plans, Ralph. |
1.1931 |
0.03828 |
145 |
121 |
20 |
4 |
1251 |
Come over later if you want, Steven..just call first, k? |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1252 |
You can make a U turn in the kitchen! |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
1253 |
I still can’t believe your lawyer forgot about the stairs. |
1.1929 |
0.04407 |
140 |
121 |
11 |
8 |
1254 |
We're getting older. That's the trail to the bathroom. |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
1255 |
At least we have front row seats for the Grand Prix! |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
1256 |
Tomorrow’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of divorce. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1257 |
You can make a pass at me now. |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
1258 |
They say that relationships are a two-way street. |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1259 |
It actually does make it easier to stay in my lane. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1260 |
The passing lane was my idea. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1261 |
Signal when you want to cross. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1262 |
I get it Harvey, we're just middle of the road. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1263 |
Are we using US or UK rules of the road this evening? |
1.1923 |
0.03638 |
130 |
106 |
23 |
1 |
1264 |
You know, life IS a highway. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1265 |
So much for our kid being on the straight & narrow.” |
1.1921 |
0.04065 |
151 |
129 |
15 |
7 |
1266 |
When NYC says Eminent Domain they mean it! |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1267 |
Remember to stay in your lane. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1268 |
No idea. You? |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1269 |
I don’t think this is what the lawyers meant when they said we should divide our assets. |
1.1920 |
0.04500 |
125 |
107 |
12 |
6 |
1270 |
It says here that separation anxiety can be overcome in five easy steps. |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
1271 |
I think they really want you back in the office. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1272 |
We certainly have great seats for the race! |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1273 |
It may be about time to get the house repaved. |
1.1915 |
0.03617 |
141 |
116 |
23 |
2 |
1274 |
I'm thinking about redecorating, something along the lines of the old Berlin Wall. |
1.1912 |
0.04368 |
136 |
117 |
12 |
7 |
1275 |
I missed having "stuck in traffic" as an excuse for being late to work. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1276 |
Pick a lane! |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1277 |
Somebody should pick up those french fries? |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1278 |
Not much of a rush hour today. |
1.1912 |
0.03542 |
136 |
111 |
24 |
1 |
1279 |
Do we really need a rest stop on both sides of the road? |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1280 |
It's sad, Doug. All this just because you're a Democrat and I'm a Republican. |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
1281 |
Aren't you the one that always says, 'Love is a two-way street?' |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1282 |
I hear the Jones's got a four-lane. |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
1283 |
No, I don't see it. I swear sometimes you have tunnel vision. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1284 |
They said construction wasn't starting for another 2 weeks. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1285 |
I knew that that federal highway project would divide the neighborhood! |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1286 |
Call me wife in the fast lane |
1.1908 |
0.03819 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
1287 |
Let's go to bed. I'm tired of being on the road all the time. |
1.1905 |
0.03780 |
147 |
123 |
20 |
4 |
1288 |
It's nice to relax a little before rush hour. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1289 |
Our access to the turnpike will really drive the resale value! |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1290 |
You've crossed the line one too many times; I'm thinking about calling the decorator and having it changed to solid. |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1291 |
Just stay in your lane and we'll get along just fine! |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1292 |
If it’s a message where are the dots ? |
1.1905 |
0.04607 |
126 |
109 |
10 |
7 |
1293 |
When I said, “Mark dashes to the stairs,” this wasn’t what I had in mind. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1294 |
It says here that you should vacuum high traffic areas every day. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1295 |
Peace at last |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1296 |
Do you come here often? |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
1297 |
Now this is a staycation! |
1.1901 |
0.04349 |
142 |
123 |
11 |
8 |
1298 |
It's to teach the kids to look both ways before crossing. |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
1299 |
Finally, we worked it out! |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
1300 |
YOU were in favor of extreme gerrymandering |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1301 |
Looks like an easy commute today! |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
1302 |
They only race on weekends. |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1303 |
I've given you more space. Can you give me that cushion? |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1304 |
Waze says there is a police car in the kitchen” |
1.1898 |
0.04460 |
137 |
119 |
10 |
8 |
1305 |
Just remember,next week it is my turn to have the side with the thermostat. |
1.1898 |
0.04338 |
137 |
118 |
12 |
7 |
1306 |
Keep our kids on your side. |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
1307 |
There's a crosswalk in the kitchen. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1308 |
So glad our relationship is a two-way street. |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
1309 |
We need to replace the traffic light in the kitchen |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1310 |
Traffic seems light today. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1311 |
I told you. When it comes to decorating, it's my way or the highway. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1312 |
Some experts say its more effective than a mask in preventing COVID infection. |
1.1888 |
0.03707 |
143 |
119 |
21 |
3 |
1313 |
The paper says the DOT will be here tomorrow morning. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1314 |
And to think they said a Briton and an American couldn’t make it work. |
1.1888 |
0.04205 |
143 |
123 |
13 |
7 |
1315 |
See,everything goes much better now that you stay in your lane! |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1316 |
I’m so honored that our home was included on the scenic route tour. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1317 |
Do we know anybody named Jerry Mander? |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1318 |
I'll wait for your signal. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1319 |
”You’re absolutely right. It does make me feel like I commute to work everyday. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1320 |
I"m tired of life in the fast lane. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1321 |
Would you like to play Bridge? |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1322 |
just make sure you stay in your lane. |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1323 |
Previous roommates didn’t stay in their lane. |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1324 |
Divorce is too expensive |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1325 |
Should we carpool to dinner? |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1326 |
Traffic's light today! |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1327 |
You wanted the Tex-Mex house! |
1.1880 |
0.04691 |
117 |
101 |
10 |
6 |
1328 |
Just flash your lamp before you want to change lanes. |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1329 |
This eminent domain thing is working out pretty well, I think. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1330 |
It's always so peaceful just before rush hour. |
1.1880 |
0.04420 |
133 |
115 |
11 |
7 |
1331 |
Well, the ad did say, “easy freeway access” |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1332 |
I like it. It hints of boundaries but IS a passing lane. |
1.1880 |
0.04289 |
133 |
114 |
13 |
6 |
1333 |
‘Wanna play chicken?’ . |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1334 |
Eminent domain, I guess. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1335 |
Keep to the right! |
1.1879 |
0.03610 |
149 |
124 |
22 |
3 |
1336 |
Passing is not OK tonight. |
1.1879 |
0.03169 |
165 |
135 |
29 |
1 |
1337 |
When you said you wanted to do lines this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1338 |
I really didn't know road runners actually go, 'Beep Beep,' until now." |
1.1875 |
0.04673 |
128 |
112 |
8 |
8 |
1339 |
OK it’s safe to cross. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1340 |
I love the lull after rush hour. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1341 |
When Lucy Ricardo did this it was a fun-filled slapstick episode that ended with a hug. |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
1342 |
Any chance of a visit to the neutral zone? |
1.1875 |
0.03683 |
144 |
120 |
21 |
3 |
1343 |
Divided we sit. |
1.1875 |
0.03802 |
128 |
106 |
20 |
2 |
1344 |
Follow this road through the dining room, past the hall, then when you see a kitchen, turn right and you'll find your reading glasses exactly where you left them. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1345 |
It does get noisy during rush hour but I think the tolls are worth it. |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
1346 |
In some countries, you would get the couch. |
1.1870 |
0.04668 |
123 |
107 |
9 |
7 |
1347 |
Foot traffic seems light today. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1348 |
I think we need a smaller house |
1.1870 |
0.03530 |
123 |
100 |
23 |
0 |
1349 |
I feel like this conversation is only going one way. |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1350 |
Of course, you can cross! It's a dotted not a solid line! |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1351 |
I think the STOP sign should go in front of the staircase. |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1352 |
I still think the line is off, in your favor. |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1353 |
Why’s their a fucking road in our house 🤣 |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1354 |
It's a broken line, so you can cross, but only if you *need* to. |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
1355 |
I love our designer’s Robert Moses vibe. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1356 |
Not much traffic on the information superhighway, today. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1357 |
I’m thinking this isn’t what they meant by “life in the fast lane”! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1358 |
Living with you, every day is 24 hours of Le Mans. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1359 |
Having it my way *and* the highway. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1360 |
Looks like the new interstate is coming through here. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1361 |
The original Home Depot |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1362 |
I told you he’d never build this section of the wall. |
1.1858 |
0.04795 |
113 |
98 |
9 |
6 |
1363 |
The dashed yellow line means you can pass, not pass judgment. |
1.1858 |
0.04795 |
113 |
98 |
9 |
6 |
1364 |
Who says long distance relationships can’t work? |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1365 |
Nice that we found our place on the information highway. |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
1366 |
Tonight let's pretend that you want to cross the road but you can't remember whether you're in the USA or England. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1367 |
Who said getting a divorce is difficult? |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1368 |
Mark had to dash off. |
1.1854 |
0.03440 |
151 |
125 |
24 |
2 |
1369 |
I believe I have the right of way to the powder room. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1370 |
Looks like we can get away without hiring a crossing guard. |
1.1852 |
0.04097 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
1371 |
I thought those Mason and Dixon guys were rather pleasant |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1372 |
Watch it buddy or we're going double yellow. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1373 |
I think it lacks a speed bump. |
1.1852 |
0.04097 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
1374 |
If I had it to do over I woul have Googled "eminent domain". |
1.1852 |
0.04097 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
1375 |
Should we install at "STOP" sign at the bottom of the staircase? |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1376 |
Fortunately, its just a bike path. |
1.1849 |
0.03768 |
119 |
98 |
20 |
1 |
1377 |
Gerrymandering is really getting out of hand |
1.1849 |
0.04617 |
119 |
103 |
10 |
6 |
1378 |
You know, if we were in England, we would need to swap our sitting spots. |
1.1846 |
0.04199 |
130 |
111 |
14 |
5 |
1379 |
That hair pin turn is the worst. |
1.1846 |
0.03905 |
130 |
109 |
18 |
3 |
1380 |
Your sister is such a planner in getting ready for driving in Britain. |
1.1846 |
0.03586 |
130 |
107 |
22 |
1 |
1381 |
Is that a mad dash? |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1382 |
The paper says that the highway opens tomorrow, so don't close the doors. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1383 |
Aren't you glad we used a mediator instead of divorce lawyers? |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1384 |
My family thinks you're from the wrong side of the tracks! |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1385 |
I just feel like we're going opposite directions in life |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1386 |
O.K. O.K., I'll stay in my lane, and you stay in yours. |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
1387 |
Stay still, there's a traffic cop in the kitchen. |
1.1840 |
0.04308 |
125 |
107 |
13 |
5 |
1388 |
These motherfuckers. |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1389 |
I've already told you why we can't have pets. |
1.1838 |
0.04201 |
136 |
117 |
13 |
6 |
1390 |
I see I-95 is ready to reopen. |
1.1837 |
0.03864 |
147 |
125 |
17 |
5 |
1391 |
So I guess it's not going to be my way? |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1392 |
I told you I had boundary issues. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1393 |
All roads DO lead home! |
1.1833 |
0.03739 |
120 |
99 |
20 |
1 |
1394 |
Happy Anniversary! |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1395 |
It wasn’t a bad idea. We saved money on a divorce lawyer. |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1396 |
I took the high road, Dear, that’s why I’m in the loveseat. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1397 |
Now we just need a really big pair of scissors. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1398 |
He has this unhealthy obsession with Family Circus! |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
1399 |
Walk? To the kitchen? We're not Europeans, Carol. |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
1400 |
Remember when we used to live life in the fast lane? |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1401 |
Doing an Andrew and Fergie. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1402 |
Oh, by the way – I updated last week. We now have lane-keeping assist. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1403 |
You always said “My way or the highway”! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1404 |
I feel like the kids are driving us apart. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1405 |
See how much happier we are when you stay in your own lane?” |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1406 |
That toll booth at the front door was a brilliant idea. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1407 |
This map confirms everything I’ve been feeling lately, Burt. We’re on a road to nowhere. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1408 |
They're putting in the bike lane next week. |
1.1818 |
0.03697 |
132 |
110 |
20 |
2 |
1409 |
Dinner’s just around the corner. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1410 |
You know, I think I like your idea of 'my way or the highway'. |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1411 |
Who could have guessed that the ancient sitcom trope of "two roommates who hate each other dividing the apartment with tape" would save our marriage? |
1.1818 |
0.03711 |
121 |
100 |
20 |
1 |
1412 |
Life really is better when you stay in your lane. |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
1413 |
I guess I should just be happy it's not double solid lines. |
1.1818 |
0.03958 |
154 |
133 |
14 |
7 |
1414 |
It says right here that I got the best part of the house. Oh, did I just say that out loud? |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1415 |
I also have a GPS app to follow you. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1416 |
They start laying track for the train next week. |
1.1818 |
0.03537 |
132 |
109 |
22 |
1 |
1417 |
Now that’s what I call dashing to the door! |
1.1818 |
0.03958 |
154 |
133 |
14 |
7 |
1418 |
Couldn't we bridge our differences? |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
1419 |
Which one of us is on the right? |
1.1812 |
0.03598 |
138 |
115 |
21 |
2 |
1420 |
This is what you call a trial separation. |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1421 |
Just staying in my lane, Dad. |
1.1811 |
0.03778 |
127 |
106 |
19 |
2 |
1422 |
Why don't you just jaywalk and sit next to me? |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1423 |
This should clarify our prenuptial. |
1.1810 |
0.04678 |
116 |
101 |
9 |
6 |
1424 |
There's something odd about the new rug. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1425 |
It really sealed the deal when they painted over the "If you lived here, you'd be home right now" billboard in the bedroom. |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1426 |
Best Formula 1 seats ever! |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
1427 |
I like everything about the house but the traffic. |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
1428 |
I just didn't know Robert Moses did interior design |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1429 |
Sometimes I wish we met at the airport instead of the bus stop. |
1.1806 |
0.03899 |
144 |
123 |
16 |
5 |
1430 |
The realtor said this was the road less traveled. I certainly hope so! |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1431 |
Oh yeh the dog has worms |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
1432 |
Why did the chicken cross the carpet? |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1433 |
Remember, if your EVER ask for sex, I'm breaking out the yellow paint. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1434 |
Are you Mason or Dixon?" |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
1435 |
How come your side has the bigger sofa? |
1.1803 |
0.04511 |
122 |
106 |
10 |
6 |
1436 |
Somehow I don't think this solves our cultural and political differences. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1437 |
If you didn't notice, I had them remove the no passing lane. |
1.1803 |
0.03495 |
122 |
100 |
22 |
0 |
1438 |
Two-way feng shui. Like it? |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1439 |
Hey dear, why did the husband cross the road? Hmm… definitely not to get me my wine, that’s for sure |
1.1803 |
0.04511 |
122 |
106 |
10 |
6 |
1440 |
Doesn’t it sometimes feel as is there’s a freeway running right through the living room? |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1441 |
Honey, I'm concerned our relationship has become a roadside attraction. |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1442 |
The "long and winding road " leads to our door |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1443 |
Interested in Free Parking over here tonight? |
1.1802 |
0.04823 |
111 |
97 |
8 |
6 |
1444 |
I'm sure that by now you realize the penalties for crossing the center line. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1445 |
I just feel like we’re on opposite sides of the road |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1446 |
Your light is bleeding into my area, dear. |
1.1800 |
0.03908 |
150 |
129 |
15 |
6 |
1447 |
How's life in the fast lane? |
1.1799 |
0.03717 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
1448 |
Sure the road's a bit noisy, but *you* try finding a place this big in New York |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1449 |
Just a passing fancy... |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1450 |
This town has the worst zoning laws. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1451 |
Does the 3:10 bus still stop in the kitchen? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1452 |
We should head to the kitchen before traffic picks up |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1453 |
I'm not sure this is what our therapist meant by establishing boundaries, but it is very clear. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
1454 |
You work your side of the street and I'll work mine. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1455 |
I'm rethinking that easement. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1456 |
Because your breath stinks, that's why. |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
1457 |
If you need the bathroom, go now. Rush hour starts at 4. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1458 |
He always was a middle-of-the-road person. |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
1459 |
Not exactly what I meant by keeping track of you but... ok |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1460 |
It's no trouble -- the Uber will pick us up right here. |
1.1789 |
0.04325 |
123 |
106 |
12 |
5 |
1461 |
Wish we'd have sprung for the double yellow |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1462 |
Just be grateful the Grand Prix happens only once a year. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
1463 |
I see here there was a big pile up at the Anderson's so that explains why so few cars today. |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1464 |
'Frog's ass.' Doesn't that cross the line? |
1.1786 |
0.04213 |
140 |
122 |
11 |
7 |
1465 |
The Seven-Year-Itch Parallel |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1466 |
A U-turn ?…don’t think so. |
1.1786 |
0.03635 |
112 |
92 |
20 |
0 |
1467 |
Stay in your lane. I'm reading. |
1.1786 |
0.03850 |
112 |
93 |
18 |
1 |
1468 |
We need a Left Curve Ahead sign . |
1.1783 |
0.03558 |
129 |
107 |
21 |
1 |
1469 |
It's so relaxing when you just stay in your lane. |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
1470 |
It says here that boundaries save a rocky marriage. |
1.1783 |
0.03883 |
129 |
109 |
17 |
3 |
1471 |
Have you heard about the overpass the Hendersons are putting in? |
1.1783 |
0.04326 |
129 |
112 |
11 |
6 |
1472 |
There she goes again |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1473 |
I feel like we've met so many new people since the bike path opened. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1474 |
The Road Less Traveled. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1475 |
I’ll take the high road |
1.1780 |
0.04604 |
118 |
103 |
9 |
6 |
1476 |
Beep beep. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1477 |
The government knows what they’re doing, you say. |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1478 |
The line in the bedroom is double yellow. |
1.1778 |
0.04188 |
135 |
117 |
12 |
6 |
1479 |
And I've converted the spare bedroom into a roadside attraction. |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1480 |
You have dashed all hope of reconciliation |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
1481 |
But we still have to work out who gets the TV remote. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1482 |
I really like how solution-oriented our couple's therapist is. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1483 |
I'll give you this, Marge—your passes are subtle. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1484 |
Personally, I would have opted for a solid line. |
1.1774 |
0.04728 |
124 |
110 |
6 |
8 |
1485 |
They really oversold "life in the fast lane." |
1.1774 |
0.03630 |
124 |
103 |
20 |
1 |
1486 |
No, honey. The lyrics are ‘Our house, in the middle of our street.’ |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1487 |
And to think you wanted a divorce! |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
1488 |
As a great man once said, "all roads lead to the kitchen." |
1.1770 |
0.04572 |
113 |
98 |
10 |
5 |
1489 |
I want ti text something to you, but I can't find my phone! |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1490 |
I'll be upstairs. |
1.1770 |
0.03606 |
113 |
93 |
20 |
0 |
1491 |
And they said you couldn't divorce and still live in the same house. |
1.1769 |
0.04295 |
130 |
113 |
11 |
6 |
1492 |
This state's gerrymandering has gone too far. We need to both register as independents. |
1.1769 |
0.04295 |
130 |
113 |
11 |
6 |
1493 |
It's great to be retired and out of the fast lane. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1494 |
Is your father Gerrymandering again? |
1.1769 |
0.04431 |
130 |
114 |
9 |
7 |
1495 |
His Morse code is stuck again. |
1.1769 |
0.04431 |
130 |
114 |
9 |
7 |
1496 |
You think roadside assistance would bring me a lemonade? |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1497 |
Mom is taking her indoor training pretty seriously. |
1.1765 |
0.03707 |
119 |
99 |
19 |
1 |
1498 |
Thanks for staying in your lane. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1499 |
Whose line is it anyways? |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
1500 |
Still happy we took the offer? |
1.1765 |
0.04567 |
119 |
104 |
9 |
6 |
1501 |
Perforation, a mild alternative to separation. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1502 |
You have to tip your cap to whoever came up with this Gerrymander. |
1.1765 |
0.03889 |
136 |
116 |
16 |
4 |
1503 |
It’s nice to have a break in the traffic, isn’t it? |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1504 |
Face it, we're stuck in a rut. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1505 |
I feel much safer since they put the speed bump in front of the kitchen. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1506 |
The instructions said we can fold along the dotted line, but do not bend, spindle or mutilate. |
1.1765 |
0.04159 |
136 |
118 |
12 |
6 |
1507 |
If only I had a quarter for every car that came this way... |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1508 |
The dotted line means you can cross , but only with my permission. |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
1509 |
Shouldn't that be a no-pass zone? |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
1510 |
Life is a two-way street after all. |
1.1760 |
0.03604 |
125 |
104 |
20 |
1 |
1511 |
Infrastructure Week. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1512 |
Setting boundaries would save our marriage,they say. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1513 |
Feel like taking a ride? |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1514 |
I told you we should never have let Robert Moses into the house |
1.1759 |
0.03681 |
108 |
89 |
19 |
0 |
1515 |
I would have been happier if it had been a solid double yellow line! |
1.1756 |
0.04264 |
131 |
114 |
11 |
6 |
1516 |
This is not what I though you meant when we decided to divide things evenly. |
1.1756 |
0.03508 |
131 |
109 |
21 |
1 |
1517 |
You're right. Much cheaper than a divorce settlement. |
1.1756 |
0.03672 |
131 |
110 |
19 |
2 |
1518 |
Road art !!! |
1.1756 |
0.03829 |
131 |
111 |
17 |
3 |
1519 |
Why did *you* get the side with the bathroom? |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1520 |
It's to remind you to stay in your own lane. |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1521 |
Here's an article on relationships that says
it's perfectly ok to cross the line every now and then. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1522 |
Do you ever feel like our life’s roadmap is already set out for us? |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1523 |
. |
1.1750 |
0.04532 |
120 |
105 |
9 |
6 |
1524 |
I think they've taken the eminent domain concept a little too far. |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
1525 |
All roads really do lead to home. |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1526 |
This district rezoning got a little out of hand |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1527 |
wait until you see the bedroom. |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1528 |
Honey, the ants got into the lasagna noodles again... |
1.1748 |
0.03621 |
143 |
121 |
19 |
3 |
1529 |
I warned you Frank, I said - it’s my way or the highway |
1.1748 |
0.03884 |
143 |
123 |
15 |
5 |
1530 |
The lines that divide us |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1531 |
It is my way or the highway. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1532 |
Cheaper than a divorce. |
1.1743 |
0.03651 |
109 |
90 |
19 |
0 |
1533 |
I think we might have gone too open concept. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1534 |
Don’t worry dear, it’s just a passing fancy |
1.1742 |
0.03951 |
132 |
113 |
15 |
4 |
1535 |
Another day of life in the fast lane! |
1.1742 |
0.04095 |
132 |
114 |
13 |
5 |
1536 |
When you get to the kitchen,take a left at the fork |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1537 |
Couch to 5k training begins, now. |
1.1742 |
0.03484 |
132 |
110 |
21 |
1 |
1538 |
Eminent Domain isn't so bad, is it? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1539 |
How could a judge partition the marital property more equitably than this? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1540 |
I think it's time for you to hit the road. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1541 |
Let's meet at the crosswalk in five minutes. |
1.1739 |
0.03759 |
115 |
96 |
18 |
1 |
1542 |
Our first staycation road trip! |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1543 |
They're redistricting, you're on the other side now. |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1544 |
Would you get me a vodka-tonic? Rush hour starts in 15 minutes. |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1545 |
Do you ever feel like life's just passing us by? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1546 |
I’m imagining my future self going somewhere” |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1547 |
I think we should install offramps for the kids. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
1548 |
Who'd have thought that annexation looks like this? |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1549 |
is the grass greener on your side? |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1550 |
How is it on that side of the literature divide? |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1551 |
I see the ‘Family Circus’ kid has been through here again. |
1.1736 |
0.04496 |
121 |
106 |
9 |
6 |
1552 |
Here they come. |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1553 |
I hope we don't get killed. |
1.1732 |
0.03724 |
127 |
107 |
18 |
2 |
1554 |
This isn't what I imagined when the realtor said that the house was on a highway. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1555 |
Don't forget if you want to use the bathroom you're going to need your passport. |
1.1731 |
0.04820 |
104 |
91 |
8 |
5 |
1556 |
You can cross the line if Mother Nature calls. |
1.1729 |
0.04204 |
133 |
116 |
11 |
6 |
1557 |
Our therapist said it worked for Lucy and Ricky |
1.1729 |
0.04337 |
133 |
117 |
9 |
7 |
1558 |
Our life is a highway |
1.1729 |
0.03923 |
133 |
114 |
15 |
4 |
1559 |
After dinner we can change lanes if you like. |
1.1729 |
0.04066 |
133 |
115 |
13 |
5 |
1560 |
They forgot to add a pedestrian crosswalk. |
1.1729 |
0.04066 |
133 |
115 |
13 |
5 |
1561 |
Unable to afford a family lawyer, Sue and Bill mediated a
separation agreement themselves |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
1562 |
I'm glad we finally established boundaries. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1563 |
Fastest moving snail I've ever seen. |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1564 |
You’ve got the kids, they have always been on your side anyway.” |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1565 |
“Not too subtle, and I still have a headache.” |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1566 |
Should we walk on the English side of the road this week or the American side? |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1567 |
At least we don't live in a cul-de-sac. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1568 |
You don't often see rest stops on both sides! |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1569 |
Our rectangular dog stepped in mud again!! |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1570 |
Honey, I think we need a "no passing" sign before the curve |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1571 |
Honey, I think your F1 fandom might be getting a bit out of hand |
1.1724 |
0.04461 |
116 |
101 |
10 |
5 |
1572 |
It's so quiet now that they put the new freeway through the Robinsons' house. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1573 |
So far that highway easement hasn't effected our lives much. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1574 |
Klaus, are you making a pass? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1575 |
Now I can work as a toll collector from the comfort of my home. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1576 |
Now that they've set me up at home, it doesn't seem feasible to go back to working in a toll booth. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1577 |
At least the schools are good. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1578 |
It says here that relationships are all about boundaries. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1579 |
I'd come over but that's jaywalking |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1580 |
Did you just hear beep-beep or mheep-mheep? |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1581 |
Do you think a 3 mph speed limit is reasonable? |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
1582 |
Life on the road does have it's moments |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1583 |
You really need to talk to Billy about tracking through the house. |
1.1716 |
0.04174 |
134 |
117 |
11 |
6 |
1584 |
Send me an email dear! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1585 |
You're lucky it's not a double-solid line. |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
1586 |
How many times have I had to tell you to stay in your lane, Harold? |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1587 |
If you follow me upstairs would that be a moving violation or tailgating? |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1588 |
They said the road would be built without taking our house. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1589 |
I'm O.K. with the yellow stripe, but PLEASE let's not add dead armadillos. |
1.1709 |
0.05048 |
117 |
106 |
2 |
9 |
1590 |
The therapist's suggestion is working. |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
1591 |
To my place or yours? |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
1592 |
This will make housekeeping more equitable. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
1593 |
Cheaper than a divorce, but just as satisfying. |
1.1709 |
0.03495 |
117 |
97 |
20 |
0 |
1594 |
Don't worry. It leads to a Dead End. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1595 |
I told the kids if they want to run in the house this summer they had to stay in their own lanes. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
1596 |
Now the kids can run around without danger of hurting anyone. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1597 |
I’d say this trial trial separation is working out great so far! |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
1598 |
This has worked so well! At our next planning meeting we should talk about making it a solid line...at least up until the kitchen. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
1599 |
My way or the…. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
1600 |
Ellen calls our lifestyle Retro Berlin." |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
1601 |
Just another day in the Family Circus Cinematic Universe |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
1602 |
Of course you can cross, just make sure I'm not coming at you first. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
1603 |
Was it coming or going? |
1.1705 |
0.04280 |
129 |
113 |
10 |
6 |
1604 |
'Even if it is only temporary, what right does the town have to detour Main Street traffic in this way?' |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
1605 |
It just donned on me why this carpet was on sale!! |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
1606 |
This", is your alternative to divorce |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
1607 |
Nothing about this domain is eminent. |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
1608 |
Fastest way to the library? Take the second left past the living room! |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
1609 |
Be careful, there’s a pot hole on the kitchen off-ramp. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1610 |
I’m tired and you haven’t given me any signals tonight |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1611 |
There will be a toll to use the stairs. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
1612 |
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a house on a main road. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1613 |
Crossing the line briefly is allowed. |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
1614 |
I think the use of eminent domain for new roadways is really out of control |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1615 |
Ronald, I think we may have just been “imminently-domained” |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1616 |
It's a trial separation. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1617 |
I like the new passing lane, but there's nothing to pass. |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
1618 |
I told you not to rile up the highway commission. |
1.1695 |
0.04390 |
118 |
103 |
10 |
5 |
1619 |
Time to reprogram the Rumba Harold |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1620 |
This means I can pass gas right? |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1621 |
Our relationship is much improved since you've been staying in your own lane. |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1622 |
when they said we’d get the house 50-50 in the divorce, i didn’t realise they’d mean it literally |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1623 |
Doesn’t it feel good to get off the fast track. |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
1624 |
Am about to commute to the kitchen ,want anything ? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1625 |
I really enjoy being married to you now |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
1626 |
Ask your dad. It's somthing about his colonoscopy tomorrow. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
1627 |
A road diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one through the living room,
And that has made all the difference.
Now get your shoes off the damned furniture! |
1.1694 |
0.04242 |
124 |
108 |
11 |
5 |
1628 |
Dinner's at 6, Billy! |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
1629 |
I think we need a passing lane. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1630 |
How about a stroll down memory lane? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
1631 |
You’re the one who always crosses the line. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1632 |
Where did our daughter dash off to now? |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
1633 |
The remote’s on your side of the room.” “Yes, but the tv’s on yours |
1.1691 |
0.03843 |
136 |
117 |
15 |
4 |
1634 |
You know, this might actually work. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
1635 |
I can't work remotely, so I invested in a short commute. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
1636 |
Ed, have you noticed the traffic has lightened up since we separated |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1637 |
How about a deer crossing? |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1638 |
I love road trips ! |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1639 |
We should leave now. Traffic is backed up to the foyer. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
1640 |
Why did the chicken cross the road ?... |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1641 |
Not much traffic today. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
1642 |
How to Avoid the Parent Trap (living room edition) |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1643 |
Of course I'm speed reading. I'm in the fast lane. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1644 |
Well, at least it's dotted. |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
1645 |
Coming through |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
1646 |
Be careful near the stairs. We don’t call it Dead Man’s Curve for nothing. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1647 |
I really don’t think this part of the I-95 bypass was totally necessary |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1648 |
With you there are no right turns. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1649 |
Don't you love this? Everyone stays in their own lane, and because it's not a double line, we can still make passes at each other. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1650 |
I’ll admit, since we started working from home the commute has been *much* more bearable. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1651 |
Sure it's a passing lane, but it's a 'no right on read' |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1652 |
Let's set the speed trap at the base of the stairs. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1653 |
It's just 'til I get my new glasses. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1654 |
I’m so happy we were able to hash things out. |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
1655 |
Traffic is light today on the Information Highway |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1656 |
It is reflective of our armchair traveler lifestyle. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1657 |
You're reading too much into tbis, Tom. If I was really mad, it would have been a double-yellow. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1658 |
Did it already come in or has it just gone out? |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1659 |
It's my way or the highway mister! |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1660 |
There’s no right way to do the wrong thing. |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1661 |
So now I’m Austrian and you’re Hungarian? Man screw this Versailles treaty |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1662 |
I told you before… “It’s my way or the highway.” |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
1663 |
Shall we turn in for the evening? |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
1664 |
Ready to take a lap? |
1.1679 |
0.03368 |
137 |
115 |
21 |
1 |
1665 |
This is a high-traffic area of the house. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
1666 |
Be aware of your intentions, signal, then proceed over the line. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
1667 |
I wanted a road to enlightenment, but settled for a road to the refrigerator. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
1668 |
You're the one who insisted we live next door to the 'Family Circus'. Go get the eraser. |
1.1667 |
0.04478 |
114 |
100 |
9 |
5 |
1669 |
We’re fine until rush hour. |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
1670 |
Parking that abandoned car out front was a great idea to stop all the GPS rerouting. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
1671 |
Boy, those ants are getting strong. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
1672 |
I know you'll disagree with me, as usual, but I can't help feeling that political gerrymandering is getting completely out of control. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
1673 |
So, why did the chicken cross the road? |
1.1667 |
0.03902 |
132 |
114 |
14 |
4 |
1674 |
Do you think the inspection report will scare the buyers off? |
1.1667 |
0.03594 |
132 |
112 |
18 |
2 |
1675 |
It's time to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1676 |
I don’t at all miss life in the fast lane! |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1677 |
Taking “living inside the beltway” to a new level. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1678 |
I think we need more space. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
1679 |
Say what you will, you can't beat the commute. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1680 |
On second thought, I want a divorce. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1681 |
This is better than a divorce because I call still nag you from here. |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
1682 |
And,don't you dare cross it. |
1.1667 |
0.03416 |
120 |
100 |
20 |
0 |
1683 |
Looks like divorce for dummies- snip and separate on dotted line. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1684 |
This way, what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is yours. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
1685 |
What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine, too. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
1686 |
A monkey. Wearing a funny hat. Playing a tambourine. Riding a unicycle. Any other questions? |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1687 |
Did you let Jeffy in again? |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1688 |
Traffic is a little slow tonight, don't you think? |
1.1667 |
0.03333 |
126 |
105 |
21 |
0 |
1689 |
You can see the line: this is my side of the New Yorker cartoon, and that is your side. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
1690 |
Why did the spouse cross the road? To avoid another fight |
1.1667 |
0.04060 |
138 |
121 |
11 |
6 |
1691 |
I’m now worried that they might just crash at our place. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
1692 |
Be thankful we haven't yet put a toll on the way to the kitchen. |
1.1654 |
0.04159 |
133 |
117 |
10 |
6 |
1693 |
Make sure to look both ways before crossing. |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
1694 |
I’m thinking of repaving. |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
1695 |
What day this month is street cleaning? |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
1696 |
The STOP signs I ordered are on the way. |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
1697 |
He’s very driven.” |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
1698 |
I think it's best to stay in your lane |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
1699 |
This is what you called "Place Boundaries" huh? |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
1700 |
Why’d the kitchen cross the road? |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
1701 |
Don’t pass me on the right. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1702 |
Should we follow the money? |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
1703 |
This isn’t what I pictured when I asked for a house on a main road. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1704 |
It's to help me visualize when you are telling your unending blather of"Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1705 |
I need a crosswalk to the kitchen. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1706 |
I love being on the open road |
1.1652 |
0.03691 |
115 |
97 |
17 |
1 |
1707 |
watching the road less traveled |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
1708 |
Honey, wait until it’s safe to pass. There’s no rush. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1709 |
Hard pass. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1710 |
You always just sit in the fast lane |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
1711 |
A stop sign would really help to liven up the place.” |
1.1651 |
0.04611 |
109 |
96 |
8 |
5 |
1712 |
Let's go to England. I'd like to see what it's like on your side. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1713 |
Don't look at me, this was all the cartoonist's idea. |
1.1651 |
0.04611 |
109 |
96 |
8 |
5 |
1714 |
Now you've really crossed the line, Mister! |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1715 |
I just really wish they would lower the speed limit. I’ve nearly been run over like five times. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1716 |
When she replaced the double line with a dotted line, he knew she was closer to forgiving him for his poorly timed flatulence which had halted her ascent to orgasm. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
1717 |
Ahh,life in the breakdown lane! |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1718 |
What if I have to go to the bathroom? |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1719 |
As you know,it’s my way or the highway. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
1720 |
This should help you to stay in your lane. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1721 |
This isn't working...I can still see your face. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1722 |
You have to stop living life in the fast lane, Jane. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1723 |
Don’t forget to signal when you’re ready for dinner. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1724 |
When President Biden says he's going to reopen I-95, he means all the access points. |
1.1642 |
0.03544 |
134 |
114 |
18 |
2 |
1725 |
i have to take a shit |
1.1641 |
0.03807 |
128 |
110 |
15 |
3 |
1726 |
Hey, Neighbour!!! |
1.1641 |
0.04117 |
128 |
112 |
11 |
5 |
1727 |
Her clues are getting easier to decipher. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
1728 |
It appears the new interstate will be coming near our house. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
1729 |
Mind the gap. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
1730 |
It will make things easier in the divorce. We'll just tear at the dotted line. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
1731 |
I'm calling the contractor. Who passes around a curve?! |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1732 |
It is what you think it is: stay in your lane. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1733 |
I wonder if we should add a bike lane? |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
1734 |
It does feel safer this way. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1735 |
There's a lot less traffic since they built the highway. |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
1736 |
Was that A Streetcar Named Desire? |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1737 |
We are either geniuses or we have the worst divorce attorneys. |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1738 |
Living in a house divided! |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1739 |
Do you think we need to tell Jimmy that 34 is a good age to let go of the Hot Wheels thing? |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
1740 |
Honey, you shouln't have opened the door to the road workers. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1741 |
According to my mindfulness app I've gotta treat my thoughts like they're cars passing by |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1742 |
Last time we use your brother for our real estate agent. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
1743 |
I warned you not to choose Acme for the remodel. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
1744 |
Our Boys have their own gocarts, now. |
1.1636 |
0.04571 |
110 |
97 |
8 |
5 |
1745 |
I guess a house divided can stand alone. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1746 |
I thought you said this was a high traffic carpet |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
1747 |
Let me know when the chicken crosses. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1748 |
You were the one insisting I stay in my own lane. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1749 |
I think the road less travelled translates into stay in your lane. |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
1750 |
My therapist says I need to learn to set boundaries. |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
1751 |
I say Kevin, our divorce lawyers certainly made the property division look easy. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1752 |
We’ll be moving the line a bit closer to you. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1753 |
Traffic sure has slowed down since all the kids moved out. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
1754 |
I love this redesign, but next time, I'd like something a little less racy. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1755 |
When I said we needed a trial separation, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
1756 |
The divorce settlement stipulated double |
1.1626 |
0.03535 |
123 |
104 |
18 |
1 |
1757 |
And then she told me to stay in my lane. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
1758 |
I think the divided highway was the best way to finalize the divorce. |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
1759 |
''Yes, it goes through the bedroom.'' |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
1760 |
This'll work til we put in a bike lane |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
1761 |
Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
1762 |
It helps with Uber Eats. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1763 |
0.2 seconds. He beat his old record. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1764 |
The road to a successful marriage is not crossing the line. |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
1765 |
Sally just told me that she and Bob are getting a double yellow |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
1766 |
The subway is just too dangerous nowadays. |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
1767 |
This says the new infrastructure bill could help us. |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
1768 |
The New Yorker's Comma Queen says we should have used the em dash. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1769 |
Well, at least we'll never miss garbage day. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1770 |
Are you chicken to cross the road? |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1771 |
We should've done this years ago! |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1772 |
How's the perforation for you? |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1773 |
Well, it is a two-way street... |
1.1622 |
0.03188 |
148 |
125 |
22 |
1 |
1774 |
Til death or the DOT do us part. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1775 |
Electric cars are a good thing. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1776 |
And it’s no passing in the bedroom. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
1777 |
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1778 |
If you jaywalk one more time… |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
1779 |
Guess why Martha crossed the street.” |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
1780 |
This wasn’t what I envisioned when I said ‘my way or the highway…’ |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1781 |
Except for the YIELD sign in the bedroom, I'm fine with it. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
1782 |
They're putting an EZ Pass Lane to the bedroom. |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
1783 |
Il voulait être sûr que je le verrais dans le Tour de France. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
1784 |
I told you the highway expansion would be painless. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1785 |
Manny, are you sure you don't want to sell to the DOT? |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
1786 |
What’re you, chicken? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1787 |
Well, I wouldn’t say my son’s an artist…but at least I know he’s got a fall back career |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
1788 |
We don't need a crosswalk. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
1789 |
How come you never make a pass at me anymore? |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
1790 |
I'm looking forward to watching your attempts to get to your side of the second floor. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
1791 |
I can still hear you breathing. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
1792 |
Living in this house that straddles the borderline between two states makes me wonder whether or not that book you're reading is banned. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1793 |
Gladys, did you really have to make it a toll road? |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1794 |
For the last time, it’s my way or the highway.’ |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
1795 |
There's improvement yet for our marriage. Last month we had a solid line. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
1796 |
Sometimes, I think our fears of middle-of-the-road politics are disrupting the way we live. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1797 |
Somebody needs to get their emissions tested. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1798 |
It says here that political polarization is tearing a lot of couples apart. I'm glad that's not us! |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
1799 |
Life is never a one-way street. |
1.1607 |
0.03486 |
112 |
94 |
18 |
0 |
1800 |
There’s a motorcycle coming—you’ll have to speak louder! |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1801 |
Just keep playing 'On The Road Again' and this staycation might actually work. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1802 |
This is a terrific rest stop, but perhaps we should be hitting the road. |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
1803 |
Have you thought about asking for directions? |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
1804 |
I get the bathroom. You get the backyard. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1805 |
You just tear along the perforation and presto — two apartments! |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1806 |
Supply chain problems solved! |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
1807 |
Joint Ownership |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1808 |
They came from IKEA with the furniture assembly instructions.” |
1.1604 |
0.04670 |
106 |
94 |
7 |
5 |
1809 |
When the cat gets home from work, we are switching to the carpool lane. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1810 |
I'm glad we took the road less traveled. Just up and took it. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1811 |
I think it would be nice to add a bike lane next. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1812 |
It’s a digital Mason Dixon Line, I found it in the App Store |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
1813 |
You haven’t heard? The “Tour de Living Room” starts today!! |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1814 |
Huh, there's a pretty good Family Circus today. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1815 |
It makes me feel less sad we moved out of the city |
1.1604 |
0.03581 |
106 |
89 |
17 |
0 |
1816 |
I told you, once you picked your side, there’s no switching. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1817 |
Stay in your lane Sunday |
1.1600 |
0.03483 |
125 |
106 |
18 |
1 |
1818 |
This Grand Prix race is sure to up our Vrbo value. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
1819 |
If the glare is bothering you, I can turn off the high beams. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
1820 |
Me Casa su casa? |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
1821 |
I’m tired, I think I’ll hit the road babe, good night. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
1822 |
boundary |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
1823 |
Now I know why we got a great deal. Did the realtor tell you, beforehand that the house is in the middle of the new exit 53 of the LIE? |
1.1594 |
0.03743 |
138 |
120 |
14 |
4 |
1824 |
Sorry, honey. They said they needed one more vote. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
1825 |
Eminent domain is really getting out of hand. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
1826 |
You keep in your lane, I'll keep in mine and we'll both be happier. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
1827 |
Post Covid travel |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
1828 |
I know you think you can avoid extradition this way but I am tired of having my passport stamped every time we have dinner together. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
1829 |
I’m glad we both found a place to park! |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
1830 |
I’m sorry but your jokes about skid marks are terrible. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
1831 |
It's comfy to wait like this for the bus. |
1.1589 |
0.04629 |
107 |
95 |
7 |
5 |
1832 |
We should shut off the CO2 meters. |
1.1589 |
0.04815 |
107 |
96 |
5 |
6 |
1833 |
I call it fiction, non-fiction. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1834 |
Sure, we can visit, but for the most part; you will stay in your lane and I will stay in mine. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1835 |
I said Bugs, you shoulda taken that left at Albaquerque. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1836 |
When we agreed to an open floor plan, I never agreed to have the New York City Marathon include us in the route. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1837 |
I took the road less traveled by. |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
1838 |
I still say they should have put in a crosswalk for us. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1839 |
No jaykissing, honey |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
1840 |
Loading... |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1841 |
The crosswalk is in the kitchen |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1842 |
You’re going nowhere tonight! |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1843 |
I'm tired of that State Trooper hiding for speeders on his motor cycle behind the refrigerator. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1844 |
It's the passing lane on the blind curve that keeps it exciting! |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
1845 |
It’s so exciting to think what’s around the bend. |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1846 |
Walking score: 100 |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1847 |
Told you no need to move. Took DOT three years to paint the line. Will be ten years before they lay a road. |
1.1583 |
0.03550 |
120 |
102 |
17 |
1 |
1848 |
This gives a new meaning to eminent domain |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
1849 |
Are you one toke over the line too? |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
1850 |
I wonder when the City will fix that kitchen pothole |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
1851 |
A Yield sign on your side of the road might get you thinking straight. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1852 |
Why does it always have to turn into a one-way conversation? |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1853 |
If our marriage deteriorates, we change it to no-passing. |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
1854 |
See? No more turnoffs. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
1855 |
I know we debated using a literal representation of Frost’s “road less traveled” as a decorative motif, |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1856 |
I am thinking about making an Pommes Aligot this Tuesday”
“Stay in your lane |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
1857 |
Is this what's called the Path Less Taken? |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
1858 |
Pass with care |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
1859 |
Ever since you moved south of the highway you’ve become such a snob. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1860 |
I said, “Let’s get a divorce.” This was our settlement. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1861 |
Who says we can't be happy separated? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1862 |
Great. Now we need a crosswalk to the kitchen. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1863 |
I'm so glad we paved over our issues. |
1.1574 |
0.04951 |
108 |
98 |
3 |
7 |
1864 |
This will just make it easier to divide our assets if we ever divorce.
Joy Fauvre, Santa Fe, NM |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1865 |
Living together is great when everything is evenly divided. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1866 |
Your father and I decided to rekindle our interest in Hot Wheels. |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
1867 |
It's called eminent domain. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1868 |
Don't forget to renew your passport. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1869 |
You wanted to live in Los Angeles. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
1870 |
Oh, I forgot to tell you we got a letter from the highway department a while back. Something about eminent domain. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1871 |
It's a passing zone--so make a pass! |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
1872 |
You’ve crossed a line there Doris. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1873 |
Now when the world passes us by, we can see what we're missing |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1874 |
We never go for bike rides anymore. |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
1875 |
Don’t you think this has to be a two-way street? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
1876 |
Everyone's grass is green enough |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
1877 |
Keep right except to pass |
1.1570 |
0.03321 |
121 |
102 |
19 |
0 |
1878 |
I told you we shouldn't have built this house right on the highway ! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
1879 |
I don't care if you're from the UK, keep to the right when you walk through here. |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
1880 |
It identifies as a double line. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1881 |
Apologise, or I sell my half to a pig farmer! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
1882 |
I still can't believe, the Highway we adopted , followed us home! |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
1883 |
I think the township is taking the property easement a little too far. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1884 |
I said...I think it's your turn to justify our soul-crushing egomania to the children tonight. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1885 |
Sure you can, but with caution. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1886 |
Do not pass. |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
1887 |
This new turnpike rest stop provides all the comforts of home. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
1888 |
DOT inspector said we have to add a bike lane. |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
1889 |
I really like how we stay in our own lanes. |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
1890 |
Have you seen my chicken? |
1.1562 |
0.03751 |
128 |
111 |
14 |
3 |
1891 |
I confess I'm still on the fence about this open architecture. |
1.1562 |
0.04759 |
96 |
85 |
7 |
4 |
1892 |
Healthy Borderline. |
1.1562 |
0.03408 |
128 |
109 |
18 |
1 |
1893 |
What if I changed my party regisration to Independent? |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1894 |
A clearly defined traffic flow really does make the house feel bigger. |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
1895 |
-How are you still missing the 7:30 bus? It's beyond me. |
1.1560 |
0.03491 |
109 |
92 |
17 |
0 |
1896 |
You'll need to signal if and before you cross over. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1897 |
Hey, have you ever wondered where those tracks go? |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1898 |
What's that Johnny Cash song? |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1899 |
My counselor advised me to “stay in your own lane”. This should help. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1900 |
Well I did say “It’s my way or the highway.” |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
1901 |
The bathroom is the next exit down |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1902 |
Now I can’t be blamed for moving the cheese. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1903 |
Because there aren't any apps that deliver food right to your living room, that's why. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1904 |
You took the better side! |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1905 |
What time does the crossing guard get here? |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
1906 |
Highway through Hell |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
1907 |
I think Dr. Cobo will be quite proud of us for clearly defining our boundaries. |
1.1557 |
0.04200 |
122 |
108 |
9 |
5 |
1908 |
keep to the left |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
1909 |
Well, the foot traffic has decreased. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1910 |
I missed my daily commute. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1911 |
“This shortcut is taking a toll on us.” |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1912 |
Just as the UN promised, it's a "two estate solution" |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
1913 |
The Highway department wants to call it Arch Avenue. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1914 |
Well, it will provide easy access for our vacation. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1915 |
Our bedroom is not so much a cul-de-sac as it is a dead end" |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1916 |
Berkeley, originally, how about you? |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1917 |
It's not fair that you got my favorite reading lamp in the divorce settlement. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1918 |
It worked for the Brady kids |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
1919 |
It' the kid from the Family Circus again. |
1.1552 |
0.04347 |
116 |
103 |
8 |
5 |
1920 |
Congestion pricing certainly reduced the traffic. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1921 |
You may have the upstairs, but I’ve got the front door. |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
1922 |
The remodel has really taken a toll on me. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1923 |
Just cruisin'. How 'bout you? |
1.1552 |
0.03376 |
116 |
98 |
18 |
0 |
1924 |
Yo've got to walk the walk! |
1.1552 |
0.04347 |
116 |
103 |
8 |
5 |
1925 |
I think quarantine has really helped our relationship. |
1.1550 |
0.03883 |
129 |
113 |
12 |
4 |
1926 |
We having squirrel again? |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
1927 |
Divided we stand, united we fall. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
1928 |
This'll teach us to read the fine print on the deed. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
1929 |
Can you check if we are on StreetView yet? |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1930 |
There's no law against you making a pass at me. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1931 |
And to think, I used to read between the lines! |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1932 |
You know, outside of rush hour the roads aren’t that bad. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
1933 |
Wanna split a pizza? |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
1934 |
I knew you’d enjoy living in the fast lane. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1935 |
Let’s pretend we’re in England. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1936 |
When are they going to put in the crosswalk? |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
1937 |
The kids should be ready for bed soon, they are on their 75th lap |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1938 |
They say we need to increase our bikeability score. |
1.1545 |
0.03657 |
123 |
106 |
15 |
2 |
1939 |
Our house, in the middle of our street?! Madness. |
1.1545 |
0.04005 |
123 |
108 |
11 |
4 |
1940 |
Well they did promise the I-95 thing would only be temporary. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
1941 |
Keep going left. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
1942 |
At least he's out of the basement. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1943 |
You can cross the road, but all it gets you is the other side. |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1944 |
Are you trying to tell me something? |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
1945 |
No...why did you cross the road? |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1946 |
It said, “On London Road”.
Remember, Look Right |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1947 |
It makes me feel like I’m still a soccer Mom! |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1948 |
You might have gotten the ottoman, but I have a reverse commute. |
1.1538 |
0.04923 |
91 |
81 |
6 |
4 |
1949 |
I've asked you 100 times to speak to your son about wiping his feet before coming into the house. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1950 |
Signal before changing lanes. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1951 |
Should we hitchhike to the bedroom? |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1952 |
Nascar is coming Through our neighborhood.
Yay |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
1953 |
This housing shortage is getting out of control |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
1954 |
It's nice now that the traffic's let up. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
1955 |
I certainly hope there won't be any border violations tonight, after I go upstairs, say about ten. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
1956 |
I thought that having the kids learn how to drive indoors was worth a try. |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
1957 |
The only thing I don’t like are all the semis. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
1958 |
It’s not a solid divide. So, come on over whenever you want. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
1959 |
Don't sell up you said...what can they do you said. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1960 |
I think your Mother is losing it. She drove through about an hour ago and tried to order a burger and fries. I gave her an egg salad sandwich and she sped off. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1961 |
Some take the high road, and some take the low road. But few take the weird road. |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
1962 |
I’ll say this for Billy: That kid really gets around! |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1963 |
Is that a new pullover? |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1964 |
Get your own subscription. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1965 |
It says that 95 will reopen next week. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1966 |
Looks like they're running out of options for another loop around the valley. |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
1967 |
If that gerrymandering bill goes through, we’ll have to get a new carpet. |
1.1525 |
0.04104 |
118 |
104 |
10 |
4 |
1968 |
Maybe next year we can put in a crosswalk. |
1.1525 |
0.03535 |
118 |
101 |
16 |
1 |
1969 |
Quite right dear, safety first. |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
1970 |
And then I said, "eminent domain, who?" |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1971 |
Did you finish the crossroad puzzle? |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1972 |
Maybe you’ll pick me up sometime when you’re going by. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1973 |
Just be sure to look both ways before crossing. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1974 |
She insisted she could see herself out! |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1975 |
How did we end up with the Grand Prix going through the house? |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1976 |
The anaconda has the hiccups again. |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
1977 |
Shall we cross the divide and make whoopee tonight? |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1978 |
I assume we are going Dutch tonight. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1979 |
That must be one of those self-driving sofas. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1980 |
Let's watch "Cars" tonight, shall we? |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
1981 |
Billy from next door must have been given another chore. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1982 |
Sure, it’s just a line, but as far as I’ m concerned, Charley, you’re in another state. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1983 |
When is the roadshow starting? |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
1984 |
No left turn until 8:00PM. |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
1985 |
I think that kid Billy from the cartoon family next door just took a shortcut through here. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1986 |
Yes, you can pass me my drink. That's clearly allowed in this zone. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1987 |
All conservative objects, ideas and thoughts should stay on your side and I'll keep my progress good life on my side. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1988 |
Not what I had in mind for living in the fast lane. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1989 |
He calls us his pit crew now. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1990 |
It’s not a solid line. You can cross it, but at your peril. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1991 |
I heard it go by, but I didn't look up, did you? |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
1992 |
You’ll need your covid shots to visit |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1993 |
You wonder why we got this house for way below market? |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1994 |
Passes allowed, sweetie. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1995 |
The Formula 1 expansion has taken a new turn |
1.1518 |
0.03406 |
112 |
95 |
17 |
0 |
1996 |
Are you still mad I had the crosswalk removed? |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1997 |
Grandma and Grandpa both use walkers now, so we had to establish some rules and regulations. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
1998 |
I guess they're doing road construction sooner than we thought |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1999 |
Just a reminder to stay in your lane at all times. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2000 |
Aren’t you the one who said, “stay in your lane?” |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2001 |
We need to talk to the parents of those Family Circus kids about boundaries |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2002 |
Eminent Domain, my ass. Nobody's taking our house to build a road. |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2003 |
What happened to leaving crumbs? |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2004 |
Clearly, the infrastructure bill was more comprehensive than we had imagined. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2005 |
No See!
I didn’t see anything either. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2006 |
Sure, you can cross, but not all relationship minefields are metaphorical. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2007 |
But what about parking? |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2008 |
Is this all that divides us? |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2009 |
Finally some middle of the road coverage we can count on. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2010 |
Don't forget to let the Jaguar back in for the night. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2011 |
Just relax. Donnelly went to get yellow paint. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2012 |
They call it Conscious uncoupling, Frank. You’ll get used to it. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2013 |
See, I told you I could live life in the fast lane from the comfort of my own couch. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2014 |
I’ll send you the article about planting tulips in the median. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2015 |
Once the bicycle lane is installed we're done. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2016 |
I see your mother is coming for a visit again |
1.1504 |
0.04211 |
113 |
100 |
9 |
4 |
2017 |
Should we go to dinner before rush hour traffic? |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2018 |
Remember, coming down the stairs is in the right lane, and going up is in the left lane. |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2019 |
You’re in a Tuesday/Friday seat - don’t forget to move over here before 8 o’clock. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2020 |
There is a "CAUTION: Merge" sign ahead. |
1.1504 |
0.04395 |
113 |
101 |
7 |
5 |
2021 |
I'm coming across...to prove to our pet possum it can be done. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2022 |
" I've cut off your food and water supply route "
" Fine, but I still control the bathrooms " |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2023 |
'Adult siblings living their best lives' |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2024 |
Well, it’s not what I meant by ‘stay in your lane’, but this works. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2025 |
Free parking both sides, every day of the week! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2026 |
the two-way street thing was a metaphor. |
1.1500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
90 |
5 |
5 |
2027 |
Perhaps we shouldn't have held out . . . on the other hand, traffic isn't bad this time of night. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2028 |
You need to stay in your lane. |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2029 |
It's cheaper than a wall! |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2030 |
All these articles make me scared the stock market will crash agai-"
"Honey I ran over our kids with my car |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2031 |
O.K. We can get married. |
1.1500 |
0.03589 |
100 |
85 |
15 |
0 |
2032 |
The foot traffic in this place is brutal. |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
2033 |
I love our quiet time after rush hour. |
1.1500 |
0.04039 |
120 |
106 |
10 |
4 |
2034 |
Life’s a divided highway |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2035 |
We're fine as long as you stay in your lane. |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2036 |
No dear,it's a perforated line. Makes it easier to divide up the estate in case we divorce. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2037 |
I admire you from afar. |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2038 |
Mediation was SO much better than wasting money on divorce lawyers, wasn't it honey? |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2039 |
I dunno. What do you think the speed limit should be? |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2040 |
Stay in your lane, and we'll have a long, happy life. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2041 |
Happy Wife Happy Life 🚧 |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2042 |
'The designer promised a room that would say "oooo"--I just wasn't expecting it to say it in Morse Code.' |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2043 |
passing time |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2044 |
Do you really think that line is going to stop me from going upstairs to bed? |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2045 |
I know in Assholeville you just watch videos, but over here in Ladyland, we read. |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2046 |
It’s not so bad having Route 66 come through here. I get my kicks meeting lots of hip new people. |
1.1491 |
0.03351 |
114 |
97 |
17 |
0 |
2047 |
The Fredericksons enjoyed confusing their Roomba |
1.1491 |
0.03575 |
114 |
98 |
15 |
1 |
2048 |
Maybe in our next house, we should try double yellow lines. |
1.1491 |
0.04358 |
114 |
102 |
7 |
5 |
2049 |
We should install a stop sign in the dining room. |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2050 |
Honey, you know you have to be on the left to pass, even if it is just gas. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2051 |
As long as you signal you can come over! |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2052 |
When I said we should adopt, I didn’t mean a highway. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2053 |
This line forbidding parking gives me a great feeling of space. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2054 |
Sooo, I can pass you on the left? |
1.1488 |
0.03248 |
121 |
103 |
18 |
0 |
2055 |
...then we play Caribbean music and boom, Conga Line! |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2056 |
When I'm finished with this, would you like me to Fedex it to you |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2057 |
I think our dog learned Morse code. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2058 |
It´s okay - you can make a pass. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2059 |
You are right, this is much cheaper than a divorce! |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2060 |
I thought this might just work. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2061 |
Would you be a dear and fetch my reading glasses? Take Route 9 to exit 7. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2062 |
Did you recognize that person that just walked through here? |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2063 |
How many times do I have to tell you that a single dotted line means it is okay to pass.
Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2064 |
Wait for the wow factor… |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2065 |
Where's this relationship going, anyway? |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2066 |
It will give us some mid-life direction. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2067 |
Why did the chicken cross the living room? |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2068 |
Not sure this is what the therapist meant by stay in our own lanes… |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2069 |
...And when the chicken comes this way, we'll finally know the answer. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2070 |
His Depends only work intermittently. |
1.1481 |
0.04522 |
108 |
97 |
6 |
5 |
2071 |
Keep your eyes on the road! |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2072 |
Don’t over think it. It’ll be fine. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2073 |
Looks like it's safe to make a pass. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2074 |
This eminent domain business has gone a bit too far! |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2075 |
I told you we shouldn't build on Route 66. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2076 |
I think I hear our FloorDash driver. |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2077 |
They’re only dashed lines, so feel free to come to my side whenever. |
1.1481 |
0.03434 |
108 |
92 |
16 |
0 |
2078 |
One of us is in the fast lane. |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2079 |
I’m sorry that it’s come to this BUT I did warn you to stay in your lane! |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2080 |
You’re right - the double yellow line would be less cozy. |
1.1478 |
0.04322 |
115 |
103 |
7 |
5 |
2081 |
They weren't lying when they said light traffic nearby |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2082 |
No need for technology when the information highway comes right through your living room. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2083 |
I kinda like life in the sofa lane |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2084 |
Les Nessman is working for the highway department. |
1.1475 |
0.03977 |
122 |
108 |
10 |
4 |
2085 |
Henry, have you been following the story about people that have unknown squatters in their house? |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2086 |
”I heard you tell Fred that twenty-five years of marriage has taken its toll. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2087 |
Who would have believed that such a simple solution would save our marriage? |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2088 |
It’s UTURN to do the dishes |
1.1474 |
0.03656 |
95 |
81 |
14 |
0 |
2089 |
Just 16 more years until he's 18. |
1.1471 |
0.03524 |
102 |
87 |
15 |
0 |
2090 |
You know, I actually like it here after rush hour. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2091 |
Did I tell you Robert Moses used to live here? |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2092 |
Is says here that the "Aw, Do I Hafta Eat This" Parade starts at 6:01pm sharp. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2093 |
It appears that the State Transportation Agency will be establishing imminent domain imminently |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2094 |
At least we will have front-row seats for the Tour de France. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2095 |
He's lost his way, and his mind. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2096 |
Privacy improves your moods. |
1.1471 |
0.03524 |
102 |
87 |
15 |
0 |
2097 |
Just stay in the right lane and slow down around the curve. |
1.1471 |
0.03524 |
102 |
87 |
15 |
0 |
2098 |
Are you sure we didn't miss our turn? I feel like we've been on this road for a while. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2099 |
If you’re going to the bathroom, remember to leave the seat up and pay the toll. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2100 |
What I love about it is now we can both be on the right side of everything. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2101 |
Now, I think we need a traffic light. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2102 |
They said it was because we both work from home? |
1.1468 |
0.03405 |
109 |
93 |
16 |
0 |
2103 |
This is the last time I date a border guard. |
1.1468 |
0.04289 |
109 |
97 |
8 |
4 |
2104 |
Thanks for giving me the South side of the house in the settlement… the light is so much better. |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2105 |
What do you think? Best Hot Wheels track ever? |
1.1468 |
0.04289 |
109 |
97 |
8 |
4 |
2106 |
The street lights should be installed next week. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2107 |
Aren’t we taking our politics too far, honey |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2108 |
I signed us up for that Le Mans course like you wanted. |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2109 |
You have 1 bathroom crossing left for the next 3 days. Suggest not acting too hastily.
Stan Karp
Barst98@aol.com |
1.1466 |
0.04286 |
116 |
104 |
7 |
5 |
2110 |
See? There's no problem the highway department can't solve. |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2111 |
You missed it. It was a duck in a “Trump for 2032” T-shirt. |
1.1466 |
0.04108 |
116 |
103 |
9 |
4 |
2112 |
Is it your turn to make a pass, or mine? |
1.1463 |
0.03946 |
123 |
109 |
10 |
4 |
2113 |
Can you get me some water? |
1.1463 |
0.03200 |
123 |
105 |
18 |
0 |
2114 |
Our relationship is much less stressful since we now live in two different states. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2115 |
They’ll be here tomorrow to set up the tolls. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
2116 |
Is your Doomer question worth interrupting my afternoon reading? |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2117 |
I believe our garden snake is back in, and that she has the hiccups. |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
2118 |
Tunnel of Love” ❤ |
1.1458 |
0.04678 |
96 |
86 |
6 |
4 |
2119 |
Did a cartoon kid just run though here? |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2120 |
Maybe we shouldn't have let the city planner design our house. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2121 |
The angel food cake is on my side of the double yellow line in the kitchen. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2122 |
Remind me again, which one of us is "living life in the fast lane"? |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2123 |
This separation of powers is working well. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2124 |
It’s the race route for the Gerrymander 5K |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2125 |
I wish Hoppy would wipe his shoe on the mat when he gets home. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2126 |
Now this is what I call an open floor plan. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
2127 |
My doctor says I need to work on setting boundries |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2128 |
I found the perfect white noise for relaxing. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2129 |
Can we agree on a speed limit? |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2130 |
Hosting guests really changed after 2020 |
1.1455 |
0.04252 |
110 |
98 |
8 |
4 |
2131 |
You may cross over to make a pass. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2132 |
Take dead man's curve into kitchen, happy to help yourself. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2133 |
They are coming this afternoon to put in the guard rails, the kids will be back tomorrow. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2134 |
It's your own fault. If you negotiated better, YOU would have the side with the comfy couch and the stairs to the bedroom. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2135 |
Remember, when you come home, be sure to yield at the roundabout. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2136 |
I know this is much cheaper, but I'd still rather have my own bathroom. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2137 |
It shows the Tour de France the way to the Louvre. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2138 |
It's says here that surveyors have already begun their work on the new Interstate. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2139 |
Have you never heard of "my way or the highway." |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
2140 |
Getting an Uber to the kitchen isn’t as cheap as it used to be |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2141 |
Life is a highway, I want to read it all night long. |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
2142 |
You may make a pass in this zone. |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2143 |
Henry, maybe it is time you got your way. |
1.1453 |
0.03490 |
117 |
101 |
15 |
1 |
2144 |
Isn't it your night to re-pave the kitchen? |
1.1452 |
0.03745 |
124 |
109 |
12 |
3 |
2145 |
It's only bad in the morn and late afternoon." |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2146 |
The house is great but I am a little concerned about that "Tear Here" sign. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2147 |
I don't think this is what the therapist meant when she said we should have boundaries. |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2148 |
I hope the kids stop by. |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2149 |
Appears we have a broken line of communication. |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2150 |
I meant it, stay in your lane, Melissa. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2151 |
You’re always suggesting I
“stay in my lane,” John. |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
2152 |
I'm starting to get a funny feeling about that Eminent Domain/Highway Commission thing. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2153 |
It feels like we're more distant since the highway passes through the house. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2154 |
Diner's at six, book club's at seven, and traffic's on the fives. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2155 |
Yes, Billy Keane is visiting. Why do you ask? |
1.1443 |
0.04632 |
97 |
87 |
6 |
4 |
2156 |
He'll be back around before too long. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2157 |
How’s the #StayInYourLane movement working out for you? |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2158 |
Isn't this conversation.we're having right now going a bit offtrack. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2159 |
I felt safer when it was two lines. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2160 |
What we need is a Pedestrian Crosswalk. |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2161 |
Does the prenup really need to include a dotted line? |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2162 |
I'm glad the marriage counselor encouraged us to set a boundary. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2163 |
It starts in 20 minutes, better use the bathroom now. |
1.1442 |
0.04617 |
104 |
94 |
5 |
5 |
2164 |
You don't think he got a bad report card, do you? |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2165 |
Oh and I forgot to tell you.....I agreed to let them build a freeway exit through our living room. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2166 |
I think a separation could be happening. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2167 |
Meet me in the kitchen before Rush Hour. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2168 |
A streetcar named ‘inconvenient’ if you ask me. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2169 |
Light traffic today. |
1.1442 |
0.03462 |
104 |
89 |
15 |
0 |
2170 |
They promised me the cross-walk would be in by Friday |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2171 |
This book has some great roadkill recipe ideas. |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2172 |
Just my luck, Russia claims my side of the house! |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2173 |
It says here, 'Historic Route 66 lumbers scenically through the countryside, until the damn Johnsons tossed up a bungalow just outside of town.' We're famous! |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2174 |
When Pac-Man comes by, act natural. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2175 |
Honey, please read in your own lane. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2176 |
And then of course there's Yogi. If there's a fork in the road...take it. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2177 |
Our disagreement is really dividing our home... but I kinda like it. |
1.1441 |
0.03585 |
111 |
96 |
14 |
1 |
2178 |
His way was unacceptable. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2179 |
... The suburbs and their subdivisions. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2180 |
You've always been in the slow lane. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2181 |
Apparently the kids have gone out
and left us to our own devices again. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2182 |
Traffic has been lighter since we remodeled the kitchen to include a toll booth. |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
2183 |
I’m sure it’s just a phase. |
1.1441 |
0.03246 |
118 |
101 |
17 |
0 |
2184 |
'Divided by spaces, United by text and paper!' |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2185 |
Make sure to feed the meter before bed. |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
2186 |
Eminent domain, my ass. |
1.1440 |
0.03716 |
125 |
110 |
12 |
3 |
2187 |
What time were the Andretti's supposed to arrive? |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2188 |
The realtor did promise a quick commute |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
2189 |
Sure glad we have two bathrooms. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2190 |
Just once could those Family Circus kids stay in their own panel." |
1.1429 |
0.04009 |
119 |
106 |
9 |
4 |
2191 |
We’re truly at a crossroads, my dear. |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
2192 |
Easiest. Divorce. Ever. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2193 |
A codependent solution to codependency |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2194 |
Your just lucky it's not solid and yellow,because it SHOULD be! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2195 |
Your indoor track doesn't seem to be getting much use. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2196 |
Tomorrow, it's my turn to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1429 |
0.03857 |
126 |
112 |
10 |
4 |
2197 |
I keep my side of the street clean. |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2198 |
WHEN DID YOU SAY IS THE TRAIN TO YUMA?? |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2199 |
To remind you it is still OK to make a pass. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2200 |
Oh Honey , they forgot to put the Toll Booth in ! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2201 |
...and you wonder why I don't want a dog?! |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2202 |
Would you get the mail, please. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2203 |
I also had an exhaust fan installed. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2204 |
Commuting's never been easier.
Lindsay Kindschy - Boulder, CO |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2205 |
Did you hear the one about "the chicken who crossed the road "? |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2206 |
Looks like Hansel has graduated from crumbs to loaves! |
1.1429 |
0.04183 |
119 |
107 |
7 |
5 |
2207 |
I feel we are at a crossroads |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2208 |
This is what you get when you vote for the Eagles ! |
1.1429 |
0.04370 |
105 |
94 |
7 |
4 |
2209 |
Says here that upkeep of my side of the house is still your responsibility |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2210 |
Maybe this will get your motor running. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2211 |
Stay in your lane, Bro. |
1.1429 |
0.03221 |
119 |
102 |
17 |
0 |
2212 |
remember, make sure to signal before you switch lanes. |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2213 |
The real estate firm said it was a unique location. |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
2214 |
Sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2215 |
I feel like I'm yelling across a highway whenever I talk to you. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2216 |
Hey Honey, do you feel like playing chicken? |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
2217 |
Adopting babies are overrated |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2218 |
Must be an accident on that new interchange |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2219 |
Do you think maybe we’ve taken our therapist’s “ stay in your own lane “ advice too far? |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2220 |
I meant it when I said “My way or the highway. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2221 |
What do you think of the new passing lane? |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2222 |
What time does the Roomba Race start? |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2223 |
This is so much more relaxing than speed reading. |
1.1429 |
0.04368 |
112 |
101 |
6 |
5 |
2224 |
Sorry,you got the man cave—I got the bathrooms. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2225 |
I tell ya,Robert Moses had nothing on that new city planner. |
1.1429 |
0.04370 |
105 |
94 |
7 |
4 |
2226 |
Expect increased traffic today due to an accident on exit 9 near the kids’ room |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2227 |
The kids are really getting the hang of this turn. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2228 |
Sometimes, I hate being married to Billy from Family Circus. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2229 |
At least there’s no traffic! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2230 |
I just wanted to get an early start on the trip. |
1.1417 |
0.03608 |
120 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2231 |
Don't worry, dear, it's only a temporary detour off of I-95. |
1.1417 |
0.03197 |
120 |
103 |
17 |
0 |
2232 |
It's passive aggressive. |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2233 |
You still like this split level? |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2234 |
There’s plenty of room. You can make a pass anytime. |
1.1416 |
0.04144 |
113 |
101 |
8 |
4 |
2235 |
I love how the pandemic cut down on traffic. |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2236 |
I told you I heard the sound of little feet during the night. |
1.1416 |
0.03949 |
113 |
100 |
10 |
3 |
2237 |
Helps to find my room. |
1.1416 |
0.03526 |
113 |
98 |
14 |
1 |
2238 |
Hey, wanna switch sides? |
1.1416 |
0.03294 |
113 |
97 |
16 |
0 |
2239 |
Sure, you have the toilet, but I have the kitchen sink. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2240 |
That dog of yours needs to see a proctologist. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2241 |
If you've got your passport, c'mon over and take the funnies section. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2242 |
Your father misses the commute. |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2243 |
I never thought I would be talking to someone on the other side of the tracks |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2244 |
Remember that the bathroom and kitchen are on my side! |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2245 |
It's gotta be the best bus stop in the state. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2246 |
Although your horoscope says "as the moon approaches Virgo, draw some boundaries for your household," I think they meant the figurative kind. |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2247 |
It says, the city council is very pleased with the route of the new bypass. |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2248 |
I think the line-painting truck made a wrong turn at the kitchen! |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2249 |
"Don't you just love No Car Tuesdays?" |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2250 |
Fucking Billy Circus… STAY OUT OF OUR GODDAMN HOUSE YOU LITTLE PERVERT! |
1.1415 |
0.04534 |
106 |
96 |
5 |
5 |
2251 |
Listen, tomorrow’s a holiday. Let’s suspend alternate side lounging. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2252 |
Sometimes there's a fine line between clutter and comfort. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2253 |
Billy bookcase aside, it's just not healthy to spend our Saturdays in a walk-through catalog. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2254 |
The interstate detour doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2255 |
We didn’t really think through what happens when you want to go out or when I need to use the bathroom. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2256 |
Thank goodness we have high traffic carpet. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2257 |
These bike lane activists are getting out of control! |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2258 |
I can make a pass. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2259 |
It’s been ages since I’ve seen anyone use that pogo stick lane. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
2260 |
And to think I was opposed to marriage counseling. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2261 |
This isn't what I meant when I said we need to split. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2262 |
When is the bus coming? |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2263 |
The SLOW and STOP signs should be here tomorrow! |
1.1413 |
0.04784 |
92 |
83 |
5 |
4 |
2264 |
The counselor was right, it’s much easier to meet halfway now. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2265 |
The infrastructure bill has really come through! |
1.1413 |
0.04784 |
92 |
83 |
5 |
4 |
2266 |
Are you still reading On the Road? |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2267 |
We love each other but Road apart |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2268 |
Well, you did say you wanted open concept. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2269 |
Allowing lane changes improved their relationship. |
1.1406 |
0.03278 |
128 |
111 |
16 |
1 |
2270 |
Just the way I like it - split down the middle, like a frog’s ass. |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2271 |
wait, are we poor? |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2272 |
This article is talking about some ghost writer coming to town. |
1.1402 |
0.04082 |
107 |
95 |
9 |
3 |
2273 |
Ahh. Life in the fast lane. |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
2274 |
Don’t look at me. |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
2275 |
The annual bike race should start in about 15 minutes. Did you remember to prop open the doors this time. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2276 |
How about you stay on your lane and I’ll stay in mine. |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2277 |
GPS is really starting to get efficient with these shortcuts. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2278 |
Did you read about the new freeway? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2279 |
Tommy's practicing before he starts his job with the Streets Department. |
1.1400 |
0.03487 |
100 |
86 |
14 |
0 |
2280 |
What’s a four letter word for ‘keeps marriages working?’ Ahhh…half |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2281 |
Helen, I really love these slow traffic days. |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
2282 |
Divorce isn’t that much different than marriage, huh? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2283 |
What are all the hot dogs doing on the floor? |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
2284 |
I got the idea after reading about the rationale for the construction of the " great wall of China " |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2285 |
It's nice now, but wait until the lunch rush. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2286 |
What time is the bike tour coming through? |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2287 |
I'm NOT talking with you or any right winger until you stop watching Fox and find the truth on MSNBC! |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2288 |
Wait, what happened to the cat? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2289 |
Traffic is sure light today. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2290 |
You drove me to this honey, I'm staying on my side |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2291 |
We'll never have to worry about not hearing the delivery guy again. |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
2292 |
If this doesn’t help you stay in your lane I don’t know what will. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
2293 |
Who needs couples' therapy when you can just put in a demilitarized zone? |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2294 |
It’s how the kids are doing it now, Larry. Respecting boundaries is the new hot. |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2295 |
Your extended warranty has expired. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2296 |
I so much happier now that you're staying in your lane! |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
2297 |
Top of the morning, neighbor. |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
2298 |
It has off-ramps at the bathroom and the refrigerator. |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2299 |
This new pickup spot is really convenient! |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2300 |
I'd like to install a stop sign next. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2301 |
Let's take a drive out to see the bathroom colors. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2302 |
For the wedding, let's go Dutch. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
2303 |
I am glad our relationship finally reached a balanced and harmonious center lane. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
2304 |
Watch out, I'm waiting for an express delivery. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2305 |
You say highway, I say byway. Let's call the whole thing off. |
1.1386 |
0.04457 |
101 |
91 |
6 |
4 |
2306 |
Just stay in your lane Bill |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2307 |
All I can say is happy wife, happy life. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2308 |
This Lincoln Tunnel sublet has been a godsend. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2309 |
It's really such a lovely quiet neighborhood all year except for the Grand Prix. |
1.1386 |
0.04457 |
101 |
91 |
6 |
4 |
2310 |
Just stay in your lane, okay Bob? |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2311 |
You're sitting on the dangerous side of the curve. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2312 |
Isn't the Adopt-a-Highway program so much nicer now that we don't need to leave the house? |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2313 |
Have you noticed how the GPS always heads you north? |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2314 |
I think he needs to get a different job next summer. |
1.1383 |
0.03580 |
94 |
81 |
13 |
0 |
2315 |
They said it would be going in two blocks over, but who knows? |
1.1383 |
0.03580 |
94 |
81 |
13 |
0 |
2316 |
Let’s adopt the dog from The Family Circus,” you said. “It’ll be great,” you said |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2317 |
Uh, keep your farts on your side, too. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2318 |
Home at last. Cue the traffic sounds with expletives on bluetooth please. |
1.1382 |
0.03525 |
123 |
108 |
13 |
2 |
2319 |
Don't forget, the kitchen is on my Democratic side. |
1.1379 |
0.04042 |
116 |
104 |
8 |
4 |
2320 |
Was that the Millers who just drove by? |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2321 |
Did you sign us up for a couch to 5k? |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2322 |
The bathroom will be three blocks down, take a left at the light. |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2323 |
Just stay in your lane, Jeff. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2324 |
We need to divide the house into thirds before the baby comes. |
1.1379 |
0.04223 |
116 |
105 |
6 |
5 |
2325 |
The noise can be a bit much, but it's rent-controlled. |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2326 |
I remember a time when this was all living room. |
1.1376 |
0.04011 |
109 |
97 |
9 |
3 |
2327 |
Honey get this: why did the chicken cross the living room? |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2328 |
It’s good to be on the road again. |
1.1376 |
0.04217 |
109 |
98 |
7 |
4 |
2329 |
Our new couples therapist is a genius . |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2330 |
Honey, I fear something has come between us. |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2331 |
The table might be in the middle. But the dishwasher is on your side. And the King bed is on my side. |
1.1376 |
0.04217 |
109 |
98 |
7 |
4 |
2332 |
Jeffy seems less easily distracted these days. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2333 |
I’m glad this isn’t a one-way road. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2334 |
This I-95 bypass is pretty quiet tonight. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2335 |
Traffic was light in the house that day. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2336 |
I think I know what you mean now. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2337 |
How about a casual Sunday drive? |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2338 |
This marriage can be a total success as long as you stay in your lane and I stay in mine! |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2339 |
Glad we opted out of the fast lane. |
1.1373 |
0.04629 |
102 |
93 |
4 |
5 |
2340 |
I think we've taking this personal space thing too far! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2341 |
Looks like you finally learned to stay in your lane. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2342 |
I hope this isn’t the high way to hell. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2343 |
The division is calming. |
1.1373 |
0.03424 |
102 |
88 |
14 |
0 |
2344 |
I need my boundaries to be respected by your farts, as well. |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2345 |
It's a short commute to my office if I leave after rush hour. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2346 |
Do you think we spent too much time in the fast lane? |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2347 |
Just keep your eyes on the road. Not the guy on the wall. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2348 |
Marathon runner should start coming through soon. |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
2349 |
Rudy's Road House recommends looking both ways whenever crossing the room. |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
2350 |
Emergency exist path required by the city Fire Department |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2351 |
Cross it again and you'll do my half of the cooking. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2352 |
Was that Billy from The Family Circus? |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2353 |
This frees our ways. |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2354 |
This isn't what I meant by 'Stay in your own lane.' |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
2355 |
The closest we are getting to F1 |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2356 |
Hey Neighbour, what you reading? |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2357 |
The brick keeps forgetting to wipe its feet on the doormat. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2358 |
I think we need a no-passing zone at this curve. |
1.1368 |
0.03821 |
117 |
104 |
10 |
3 |
2359 |
Personally, I think you should just stay in your lane. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
2360 |
We get along so much better since you've learned to stay in you lane. |
1.1364 |
0.03976 |
110 |
98 |
9 |
3 |
2361 |
I forgot to tell you, they're repaving next week. |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2362 |
Now that’s what I call a half way house ! |
1.1364 |
0.04898 |
88 |
80 |
4 |
4 |
2363 |
When the zoning committee said that we could build our house around a highway this is not what I thought they meant. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
2364 |
No passing on turns. |
1.1364 |
0.03287 |
110 |
95 |
15 |
0 |
2365 |
Come over and join me on the sofa before rush-hour begins! |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
2366 |
Which side has the rest stop? |
1.1359 |
0.03393 |
103 |
89 |
14 |
0 |
2367 |
One guess - Why did the spouse cross the road? |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2368 |
Do you remember the rules of the road? |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2369 |
Ugh,I left my pen on her side. |
1.1359 |
0.04374 |
103 |
93 |
6 |
4 |
2370 |
Of course it is 'to get to the other side.' |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
2371 |
Sorry Honey, the border has closed for the night |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2372 |
And all because you didn't want to be called a NIMBY!!! |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
2373 |
Chicken! |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
2374 |
He had a rough day at road marking school. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2375 |
We don't have to worry about any chickens crossing the road cuz we'll just eat them. |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
2376 |
Crossing permitted |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
2377 |
I regret now that we didn't settle on a plain carpet |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2378 |
We don’t have to leave for another ten minutes. Looks like traffic is light today. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2379 |
Dotted lines make good partners. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2380 |
Any sign of the chicken over there? |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2381 |
I hope you measured twice. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2382 |
Junior has a new paint set. |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2383 |
If it was a line in the sand, maybe. |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2384 |
Your obsession with Jack Kerouac has gone too far. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2385 |
Now, wasn't this so much cheaper than a divorce. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2386 |
It gets noisier when the light changes |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2387 |
Splitting the house in anticipation of divorce is a great idea! |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2388 |
You were the one who wanted to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2389 |
We can change it to double yellow lines after the divorce. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2390 |
And, signal your intentions before you change lanes! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2391 |
Separate but equal just doesn't cut it with me |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2392 |
Are you snubbin’ me ‘cuz I’m from the wrong side of the tracks???!!! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2393 |
Guess my favorite work by Cormac McCarthy. |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
2394 |
The Family Circus was here |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
2395 |
If you’ll stay in your lane, I’ll forego the speed minimum. |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
2396 |
I guess Rascal Flatts was right after all. |
1.1351 |
0.03502 |
111 |
97 |
13 |
1 |
2397 |
That pre-nup was such a good idea! |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
2398 |
Who knew that we could be at home and still be stuck in traffic. |
1.1351 |
0.03942 |
111 |
99 |
9 |
3 |
2399 |
The road home is never long! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2400 |
Did we get a visit from Bil Keane, that Family Circus guy? |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2401 |
You can only cross the line if you are making a pass. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2402 |
Yeah, it’s nice having close access, but getting to the bathroom during rush hour is nuts. |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
2403 |
We upsized from our railroad apartment. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2404 |
Well,you did say stay in your own lane. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2405 |
Luckily, we're on a stretch where we can pass. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
2406 |
It won't solve any problems but it lets us know where to draw the line! |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
2407 |
Race you to the last piece of chocolate cake." |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
2408 |
I hope the pizza arrives soon. |
1.1346 |
0.03363 |
104 |
90 |
14 |
0 |
2409 |
You call this a separation? |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
2410 |
I feel like there’s something dividing us but I can’t put my finger on it. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
2411 |
You said we needed to better define the parameters of our relationship. |
1.1346 |
0.03363 |
104 |
90 |
14 |
0 |
2412 |
Those markings are to help you
find your way to the kitchen
when I ask you to dry the dishes |
1.1346 |
0.04333 |
104 |
94 |
6 |
4 |
2413 |
In retrospect, should have made it a No Crossing zone. |
1.1346 |
0.03363 |
104 |
90 |
14 |
0 |
2414 |
It does mean we're in a passing zone, so you can make your move! |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2415 |
Someone from NASCAR-Chicago stopped by earlier. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2416 |
What would you say to having a quick one before we hit the road?
Randall Huff
Storm Lake, Iowa |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2417 |
Test caption |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2418 |
Not everything about COVID lockdown was bad, eh? |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2419 |
This trial separation is going swimmingly, wouldn't you say? |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2420 |
Don't you think the traffic pattern has improved since we installed these? |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2421 |
It'll be easier to split assets if we don't work out. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2422 |
They’ll get back eventually. |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2423 |
The phrase is actually, 'All roads lead to ROME', dear. |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2424 |
I'm reading to you between the lines. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
2425 |
Guess who wants to borrow the car? |
1.1339 |
0.03908 |
112 |
100 |
9 |
3 |
2426 |
Our lawyer did a great job getting rid of the eminent domain they tried pushing down our throats. Once the toll gates go in we’ll be rich. |
1.1339 |
0.03233 |
112 |
97 |
15 |
0 |
2427 |
It's still not going to help me at night unless you add pavement reflectors. |
1.1333 |
0.04294 |
105 |
95 |
6 |
4 |
2428 |
Do you know how to contact Jane Jacobs? |
1.1333 |
0.04294 |
105 |
95 |
6 |
4 |
2429 |
My lawyer wants you to sign on the dotted line. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2430 |
I have been telling you for years to stay in your lane |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2431 |
Separate but equal? |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2432 |
Traffic is down ever since we put a commuter lane in the dining room. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2433 |
Eminent domain. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2434 |
I love how this new place is right on the bus line. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
2435 |
``Any interest in the `rest area'?' |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2436 |
Ahhh, our own rest stop. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2437 |
Congestion Pricing will be a goldmine for us. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
2438 |
On the road less traveled: Reading an actual book |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2439 |
This new road detour is certainly well marked. |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
2440 |
Much better. Before they repainted we couldn't pass. |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
2441 |
It's too expensive to get a divorce. This will do. |
1.1327 |
0.04074 |
113 |
102 |
7 |
4 |
2442 |
I haven't seen any IKEA staff for ages.... |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
113 |
99 |
13 |
1 |
2443 |
Slow readers keep to the right. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2444 |
I didn’t *really* believe the real estate agent when she said that road sounds would fade into white noise, but by gosh she was right. |
1.1327 |
0.04503 |
98 |
89 |
5 |
4 |
2445 |
Divorce doesn’t have to be expensive if you split your assets 50/50 |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2446 |
Is it my imagination, or...
was it quieter before the railroad ran through here? |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2447 |
I'm just trying to stay in my lane. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2448 |
Thank you very much for agreeing to the toll booth. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2449 |
I still say it should be a no-passing zone. |
1.1327 |
0.04503 |
98 |
89 |
5 |
4 |
2450 |
Don't go there. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2451 |
Be a 'good egg' and come sit next to me. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2452 |
Hey, you're the one who wanted to live life in the fast lane. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2453 |
Look both ways. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2454 |
Ever since that Family Circle family moved in,this neighborhood hasn't been the same. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2455 |
I’m waiting for my GPS to tell me when to turn the page. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2456 |
Now that the kids are older, I think it’s time to add speed bumps. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2457 |
Too much time watching the I-95 livestream. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2458 |
Is the carpet greener? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2459 |
That’s funny Greg, because my horoscope says snuggles are not imminent, DON’T cross the line. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2460 |
It’s nice to be on the road again |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2461 |
Just remember, I always have the right of way. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2462 |
The couch is in the carpool lane. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2463 |
I think maybe the Government is taking Eminent Domain a little too far! |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2464 |
Not much traffic this morning, eh? |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
2465 |
Life certainly is a highway! |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
2466 |
It's really taking a toll on our relationship |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2467 |
Looks like the D.O.T. got some of that D.O.D. money. |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
2468 |
I knew we shouldn’t buy that house on the one way street. |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2469 |
No I don't feel like going on a joy ride |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
2470 |
I'll do it when the light turns. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2471 |
We'll get passive income from the toll in the kitchen. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2472 |
I understand a highway is coming through right near us! |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2473 |
The dotted line means go ahead, make a pass at me. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2474 |
I think it’s your turn to vacuum. |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
2475 |
She's practicing for tomorrow's big surgery exam. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2476 |
I can't take the bins out until my visa comes through. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2477 |
Please don't ask me to explain what Scandoval is, Bob. Like I've said before, stay in your lane. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2478 |
It makes the commute from the kitchen to the couch easier |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2479 |
When your parking is up would you please go wash the dishes? |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2480 |
Sure, you can go anywhere you want in the house, |
1.1316 |
0.03180 |
114 |
99 |
15 |
0 |
2481 |
DONE. Pizza will be here in a minute. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2482 |
Did I just see Jeffy from Family Circus? |
1.1313 |
0.04459 |
99 |
90 |
5 |
4 |
2483 |
My therapist said I’ll be fine if you just stay in your lane, and I stay in mine. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2484 |
Remember to look both ways if you want to come over. |
1.1313 |
0.03412 |
99 |
86 |
13 |
0 |
2485 |
You think the traffic flows well now? Just wait till we put the signal light in! |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2486 |
This is not what I thought you meant when you said you were crossing to the other side |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
2487 |
I was thinking of putting in some orange barrels! |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2488 |
Le Tour de France est en route ! |
1.1313 |
0.03412 |
99 |
86 |
13 |
0 |
2489 |
This disagreement has really overtaken our lives. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2490 |
Good news! It says the true path to happiness is drawing it on your floor. |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
2491 |
It’s Wednesday, so you park on this side tonight. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2492 |
I'm so tired of being told to stay in my lane. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2493 |
It’s so much more relaxing to not worry about bumping into each other. |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2494 |
But still, can't beat freeway adjacent... |
1.1308 |
0.04217 |
107 |
97 |
6 |
4 |
2495 |
Why is my lane so much narrower than yours? |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2496 |
Did you remember to close the garage door? |
1.1308 |
0.03776 |
107 |
95 |
10 |
2 |
2497 |
Did Jeffy from Bil Keane’s comic just walk through?”
“Ida Know. |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2498 |
You can cross your legs but don't cross the street |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
2499 |
Life's better when we each stay in our own lane. |
1.1304 |
0.03606 |
115 |
102 |
11 |
2 |
2500 |
It seems a fly flew by... |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2501 |
Wait until you see the hopping slug that left that trail. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2502 |
They should have that I95 detour finished soon. |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2503 |
Let me spell it out. You are free to make a pass at my dangerous curves |
1.1304 |
0.04693 |
92 |
84 |
4 |
4 |
2504 |
It looks like you’re living on the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2505 |
So glad we are in a passing zone |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2506 |
This is a great room to pass the time. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2507 |
There's a new subdivision going in in the den. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2508 |
If this room gets any busier we'll have to get a stoplight put in. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2509 |
Both lanes open today? |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
2510 |
You go your way and I'll go my way! |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2511 |
Remember that old Mighty Mouse cartoon? Worked for them. |
1.1300 |
0.04181 |
100 |
90 |
7 |
3 |
2512 |
The new carpet makes me a little nauseous. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2513 |
It sure is a lot quieter now that we're in the off-season |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
2514 |
It’s the story of my life |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
2515 |
No, I'm only right half the time. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2516 |
You got off at the wrong exit again |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2517 |
Honey, are we doing a Family Circus cross-over? |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
2518 |
So, if we get divorced, everything myside of the line is mine? |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
2519 |
These roads detours are getting a little out of hand |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
2520 |
The therapist stressed boundaries: I didn't realize that included "ok to pass but with caution" |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
2521 |
I'm not cooking dinner. The stove's on YOUR side of the line. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2522 |
Relations improved after creating the DMZ. Now the two sides just passive aggressively look at each other. |
1.1293 |
0.03360 |
116 |
102 |
13 |
1 |
2523 |
We should probably have accepted that last offer from the city about expropriation. |
1.1293 |
0.03780 |
116 |
104 |
9 |
3 |
2524 |
I take speed reading very seriously |
1.1293 |
0.03576 |
116 |
103 |
11 |
2 |
2525 |
I’m pretty bored, hope the parade comes by. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2526 |
It's a subliminal message to your single friend, Matt. It leads to an exit sign that lights up after dinner." |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2527 |
I'll pass. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2528 |
When are those damn kids from Family Circus leaving again? |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2529 |
Equitable distribution. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2530 |
Do you think we need to widen the lanes if we get more dogs? |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2531 |
Check the mailbox, Hon, the flag's up. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2532 |
What did YOU mean when you said we should split up? |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2533 |
I think this living together first is a good idea. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2534 |
I keep reading these ridiculous articles about this fault our community supposedly straddles. |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2535 |
Infrastructure funding should cover a new flatscreen! |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2536 |
Well, at least this way we won't need to get a divorce. |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2537 |
I’m glad we could help with the I-95 detour. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2538 |
Yes, I pooped on your side. No, I’m not telling you where. |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2539 |
When did we lose our way on the freeway of love? |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2540 |
I guess our dog sensed what was going on |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2541 |
Honey, I saw my doctor today. We're gonna have an HOV lane! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2542 |
I’m still not feeling it even with your ‘passes allowed’ zone. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2543 |
Don't even think of making a pass at me. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2544 |
There's a semi broken down in the dining room. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2545 |
Separation in a high interest rate environment |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2546 |
Oh yeah, the Grand Prix is in town. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2547 |
The 12:05 is late. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2548 |
I don’t think the divorce settlement was properly interpreted. |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
2549 |
The realtor thought this would help show the high points for our open house. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2550 |
Do I have your undivided attention yet? |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2551 |
I’m glad we could agree on dividing the assets. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2552 |
clearly we're at a crossroads |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
2553 |
Chickens cross roads. Not you. |
1.1284 |
0.03710 |
109 |
97 |
10 |
2 |
2554 |
Your light is shining on my side. |
1.1284 |
0.03473 |
109 |
96 |
12 |
1 |
2555 |
That was Jeffy, the neighbor’s kid. |
1.1282 |
0.03547 |
117 |
104 |
11 |
2 |
2556 |
It's my way or highway! |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2557 |
I hate Formula 1 week! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2558 |
Quit your complaining, you're the one who wanted a divorce. |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2559 |
This reminds me of when my sister and I shared a room as kids. |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
2560 |
Yet another example of eminent domain run amok. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2561 |
Chicken!
Egg! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2562 |
I don't care. No passes. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2563 |
Ah, the thrill of the open road! |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2564 |
My way or highway. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2565 |
This new "At Home Divorse" really works for me!" |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2566 |
These highway detours are getting a bit ridiculous. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2567 |
How was I to know our house was built on the annual snake pilgrimage? |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2568 |
It's better than bread crumbs. |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2569 |
I'll race you to the kitchen! |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2570 |
The line painter is using the bathroom and is afraid of getting lost. |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2571 |
Isn't it special that each of us knows our place? |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2572 |
Today it's your turn to act like we're still married. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2573 |
Well, at least we got to keep the house. |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2574 |
Alas, No one bothers to 🎶Follow the Yellow Brick Road any more... |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2575 |
If you want to go upstairs try building a staircase on your side. |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2576 |
You can make passes. |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2577 |
It's the best of working from home AND commuting. |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
2578 |
Don't think I haven't noticed that the stairs to the bedrooms are on your side. Well, the doors in and out of the house are on my side and so is the kitchen! |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
2579 |
It’s always fun when Dr. Jones stops by. |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
2580 |
It says here that North and South Dakota are the first to perforate their border. |
1.1273 |
0.03444 |
110 |
97 |
12 |
1 |
2581 |
It’s not really 50/50– I can’t access the upstairs. |
1.1273 |
0.03678 |
110 |
98 |
10 |
2 |
2582 |
This whole thing is ridiculous. How can you even have a passing zone on a blind corner like that? I want a divorce. |
1.1266 |
0.04890 |
79 |
72 |
4 |
3 |
2583 |
Would you please grab the next bus to the kitchen and bring me back some wine? |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2584 |
Um yeah, that paper is upside down… |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2585 |
Maybe the kids missed their exit? |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2586 |
It says here, "the secret to a good marriage is to stay in your own lane." |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2587 |
split everything down the middle and you will still be friends |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2588 |
The lawyer called it a trial separation. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2589 |
Honey, can you pass the job listings section? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2590 |
The nice supervisor promised we'll get filthy rich when the rest of the road goes through. |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
2591 |
Commuting from the home office is a breeze since we’ve added the expressway. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2592 |
‘Is this what you meant by “my way or the highway”?’ |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2593 |
So we built our house on the main road then... |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2594 |
The air just seems fresher here. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2595 |
The legos tracked in the mud. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2596 |
Potty time! |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2597 |
It's your father's way of asking me to 'stay in my lane.' |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2598 |
HOME, SWEET HOME! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2599 |
I just love our new rest stops! |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2600 |
Housework to me is “The Road Less Taken.” |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2601 |
Broken yella, kiss a fella? |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2602 |
A guy from the Planning Commission dropped by but he didn't say why |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2603 |
Living on Easy Street isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2604 |
No, it is not made of yellow bricks. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2605 |
It's a perfect arrangement as long as you stay on your side during rush hour. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2606 |
Finally, a passing lane to the fridge. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2607 |
I dare you to cut along the dotted line. |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2608 |
Why do the races always start at night,JUST when I close my eyes?? |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2609 |
Bike lanes are everywhere these days. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2610 |
The dotted lines are there so we don't get fined for illegal lane changing. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2611 |
It is so boring in this no-traffic-light apartment. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2612 |
I really wish you wouldn’t bring your work home with you.” |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2613 |
We’re going to build a wall, and make our marriage great again! |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2614 |
Are you ever sorry we didn't add an HOV lane? |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2615 |
I hate it when the light changes. |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2616 |
Honey, how would you like a nice tall glass of shut the hell up? |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2617 |
How to survive a divorce: community property split 50/50 |
1.1262 |
0.03288 |
103 |
90 |
13 |
0 |
2618 |
Keeping my side of the street clean, Brad |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2619 |
Don’t forget to be DMV aware when you fetch me that coffee |
1.1261 |
0.03491 |
119 |
106 |
11 |
2 |
2620 |
It's like everything else: Pass at your own risk. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2621 |
Honey, there's a sale on pylons. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2622 |
The carpet is always greener on the other side. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2623 |
It's working so far. Shall we consider a crosswalk? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2624 |
Shall we turn off the lane departure warning? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2625 |
I think if we obey the line, we won't have any more arguments. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2626 |
I fear that, in our relationship, we're at crossroads. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2627 |
Installing a trolley to the kitchen was genius. |
1.1250 |
0.04504 |
96 |
88 |
4 |
4 |
2628 |
Stay on your side. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2629 |
I’m glad we finally settled that highway issue. |
1.1250 |
0.03615 |
112 |
100 |
10 |
2 |
2630 |
The new infrastructure bill is great . |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2631 |
Here's the next list of banned books you can read out loud to me |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2632 |
Isn’t this great? Now you don’t have to put the trash outside anymore. |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
2633 |
Oh sure, blame the sewing machine |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2634 |
This is how we get DoorDash delivered to the fridge. |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
2635 |
I told you- it was my way, or the highway. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2636 |
It's not about boundaries. It's about you passing a sobriety test for a change. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2637 |
It's not a solid line, so it seems you're allowed to cross. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2638 |
No, double yellow lines mean you can't cross. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2639 |
Those rumors about the new Robert Moses highway extension are starting to hit a little to close to home. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2640 |
We should soon see our teenager when he follows the line of beef jerky. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2641 |
Its odd. Do you think there’s been an accident? |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
2642 |
It says here that two can live as cheaply as one. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2643 |
Now we won't always be bumping into each other. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2644 |
He said roadrunner’s supposed to be here around 4. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2645 |
It’s terribly convenient, but I still think Amazon has gotten a little too aggressive. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
2646 |
Just stay in your lane, and you'll be fine. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2647 |
Technically, you’re experiencing road rage. |
1.1250 |
0.04253 |
96 |
87 |
6 |
3 |
2648 |
Honey, it's cheaper than divorce! |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
2649 |
Neither one of us lives in the fast lane. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2650 |
I meant it when I said stay in your lane. |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2651 |
You stay in your lane;
I'll stay in mine. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2652 |
For Samantha and Greg, life truly is a highway. |
1.1250 |
0.04027 |
104 |
94 |
7 |
3 |
2653 |
Is there a way back or have we crossed all borders? |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2654 |
Free to pass |
1.1250 |
0.03615 |
112 |
100 |
10 |
2 |
2655 |
All this sitting on roads for the climate isn’t that bad after all |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2656 |
Can’t wait until they put in the bike lane. |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2657 |
take me home, country roads |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2658 |
Just keep your side clean. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2659 |
I think we should have a no passing zone. |
1.1238 |
0.03991 |
105 |
95 |
7 |
3 |
2660 |
I'm really enjoying life in the fast line."
- Jesse Rosen, Jersey City, N |
1.1238 |
0.04214 |
105 |
96 |
5 |
4 |
2661 |
No passing |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
2662 |
Could you check the movie section? According to my device, everything is playing everywhere.” |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
2663 |
You are going about this in a roundabout way. |
1.1238 |
0.03230 |
105 |
92 |
13 |
0 |
2664 |
People brag that their stop is right outside their door, well… |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
2665 |
A relationship is a two-way street: illustrated. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2666 |
You’re reading on the wrong side of the room. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2667 |
Passing lanes should liven things up a bit. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2668 |
Did you order something from DoorDash? |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2669 |
You take the hi¾gh road and I'll take the low road. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2670 |
Quit your complaining! The price was right and there's not that much traffic. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2671 |
Looks like the mail's here! |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2672 |
As I recall, you suggested he take a trail blazing class at summer camp. |
1.1237 |
0.04211 |
97 |
88 |
6 |
3 |
2673 |
Your dad walks a lonely road. Which leads to his xbox |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2674 |
I'm glad we finally agreed on where we draw the line in our relationship. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2675 |
It's a no-kissing zone. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2676 |
I knew marrying Arthur Dent was a bad idea. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2677 |
My therapist said to needed to start setting boundaries. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2678 |
Hey, honey how’s life in the fast lane? |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2679 |
Just wear the earplugs for heaven's sake. |
1.1237 |
0.04211 |
97 |
88 |
6 |
3 |
2680 |
I suppose you have to read between the lines. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2681 |
The bookmarks are heading south early this year, Steve. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
2682 |
Hello? I'd like to order a sandwich for delivery. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2683 |
How do you feel about raising the kids British? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2684 |
Now this is life in the fast lane. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2685 |
Why do you feel like there's a barrier between us? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2686 |
Should we give them your address or mine for the pizza delivery? |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2687 |
Should we remodel the kitchen with a drive-thru window? |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2688 |
Traffic sure is light this morning. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
2689 |
They can paint all the lines they want. They don't get to roll before they beat us on eminent domain. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2690 |
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2691 |
Why don't we get our son a race car bed, what's the worst that could happen he said. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2692 |
It’s The Expressway To My Heart |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
2693 |
Because I wanted our living room to be on Google Maps. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
2694 |
I remember you'd just enter the passing lane without my having to wait for your signal. |
1.1230 |
0.03409 |
122 |
109 |
11 |
2 |
2695 |
I believe they call this a ‘highway apartment.´ |
1.1228 |
0.03088 |
114 |
100 |
14 |
0 |
2696 |
Remember when they use to leave the food at the door. |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
2697 |
I’m glad I got upgraded to the sofa. It even came with a free reading light |
1.1226 |
0.03955 |
106 |
96 |
7 |
3 |
2698 |
I wish the states had the same tax laws too, but I can move to your side for a while next week. |
1.1226 |
0.03201 |
106 |
93 |
13 |
0 |
2699 |
English driving rules or American? |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2700 |
Ever since that damn family circus moved in next door... |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2701 |
When you finish that article, can we stick out our thumbs? |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2702 |
Works well until a Brit visits. |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2703 |
I get that we should have boundaries, but this seems a bit too much |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2704 |
It all started when we adopted that highway. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2705 |
Look! It's the information superhighway! |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2706 |
You know with that big of a turn, it really should be “no passing.” |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2707 |
'I think the mice are back' |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2708 |
This trial separation was a fantastic idea. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2709 |
So this is the big BQE fix |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2710 |
Don't even think about it! |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2711 |
Broken line! I may make a pass |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2712 |
this is how marriage works |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2713 |
It's already "wine o'clock" in this time zone |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2714 |
Your just stay in your lane, I 'll stay in mine, and there won't be any problems. Okay? |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2715 |
The kids are so much quieter once we put in the automatic toll charger. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2716 |
I’ll get the sports section at 6:30 as per the agreement. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2717 |
I just re-watched "It Happened One Night." |
1.1222 |
0.04421 |
90 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
2718 |
So happy you let the Robot out. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2719 |
I"ll stay in mine and you stan in yours |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2720 |
Honey, I feel like you've lost your way to the kitchen. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2721 |
BTW, have you checked the batteries in our carbon monoxide detector recently? |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2722 |
Margaret, you're speeding through my introspective interstate. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2723 |
Signal when crossing. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2724 |
Don't give me that look. The therapist said "keep separate lanes" |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2725 |
Looks like Junior invited Billy from
Family Circus over to play again. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
2726 |
One more bad joke and I'm painting it solid. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
2727 |
You’re really taking this work from home morning commute seriously darling |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
2728 |
If you dont start calling it FLAVORTOWN I won't go there to get you that glass of water. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
2729 |
The tunnel of love is working. |
1.1217 |
0.03736 |
115 |
104 |
8 |
3 |
2730 |
Consider it my seven year stitch. |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
2731 |
You're a chicken if you don't cross this road. |
1.1215 |
0.03919 |
107 |
97 |
7 |
3 |
2732 |
Just to be safe, let's add two yellow lines. |
1.1215 |
0.03687 |
107 |
96 |
9 |
2 |
2733 |
The Federal Highway money is a blessing. |
1.1215 |
0.03919 |
107 |
97 |
7 |
3 |
2734 |
I’m so glad that I95 detour was necessary for just 12 days! |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
2735 |
I vote we dub that corner as “Dead Stairwalkers’ Curve. |
1.1212 |
0.04372 |
99 |
91 |
4 |
4 |
2736 |
As usual. |
1.1212 |
0.04130 |
99 |
90 |
6 |
3 |
2737 |
Who's the first chicken to cross this road? |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2738 |
Don’t you just love living in the danger zone ? |
1.1212 |
0.03297 |
99 |
87 |
12 |
0 |
2739 |
Ignore it, keep reading...we are the masters of our domain. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2740 |
Maybe too much has been made of the generational divide. |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
2741 |
If you cross again I’ll activate the electric fence. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2742 |
The Armchair traveler edition by Kaufman & Broad homes. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2743 |
Do you think Johnny has left home again |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
2744 |
Our lives have gone in different directions. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2745 |
Everyone said this trial separation wouldn't work. Joke's on them! |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2746 |
Now THIS is VIP seating!" @f |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
2747 |
I save time, No trips to the restroom!
For # 854 |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2748 |
If you want to hit that place around the corner for dinner we better leave before rush hour. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2749 |
This article takes me places. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2750 |
Get your own sandwich Ed. You know where the fridge is. |
1.1209 |
0.04374 |
91 |
83 |
5 |
3 |
2751 |
Are you sure this is what they mean by trying a seperation for a few months? |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
2752 |
Traffics slow today ! |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
2753 |
I still think Dead End, Do not Enter would have been better |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2754 |
I’d say ‘life is a highway’ both does and yet somehow doesn’t quite capture it |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2755 |
Here we call them Interstates; not Freeways. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2756 |
Wait til they get the stop work order. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2757 |
Was that an overnight bag that the autovac was carrying? |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2758 |
I'm not sure this is going to work with you living in Park Slope and me in Prospect Heights. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2759 |
I think our son Samuel is trying to tell us something. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2760 |
It's been a lot more quiet since that restaurant closed in the kitchen." |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2761 |
When are you going to learn that relationships are a two-way street? |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
2762 |
I think it's time we added a solid line to your side. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2763 |
These freeway expansions are really getting out of hand |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2764 |
Just zip it! |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
2765 |
That DIY divorce kit you ordered online has saved us thousands in lawyer's fees. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
2766 |
Do you miss our old railroad apartment ? |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
2767 |
No merging. |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
2768 |
How did Jeffy get in here? |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
2769 |
There's been a lot less traffic since they built the highway. |
1.1204 |
0.03655 |
108 |
97 |
9 |
2 |
2770 |
You know this whole house is turning into a high traffic area. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
2771 |
Your friend Little Billy from Family Circus was here again, wasn't he. |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
2772 |
This friends with benefits thing is getting old. |
1.1200 |
0.03266 |
100 |
88 |
12 |
0 |
2773 |
And you get the kitchen and the kids. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
2774 |
Remember when you told me to stay in my lane? |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
2775 |
High traffic area. |
1.1200 |
0.03266 |
100 |
88 |
12 |
0 |
2776 |
making a pass on the left is permitted |
1.1200 |
0.04090 |
100 |
91 |
6 |
3 |
2777 |
Road rage at 11? |
1.1200 |
0.03266 |
100 |
88 |
12 |
0 |
2778 |
Honey, what did you get for 95 South? I mean, 95-Down? |
1.1200 |
0.04090 |
100 |
91 |
6 |
3 |
2779 |
I think our relationship is truly benefiting from us staying in our own lanes. |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
2780 |
Oh Wow: They want to widen our road! |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
2781 |
Your pet flat worms are at it again. |
1.1196 |
0.04328 |
92 |
84 |
5 |
3 |
2782 |
I always wondered what retirement would be like…… |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2783 |
Reading on the left side of the road means do not disturb. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2784 |
Guess we chose lives in the slow lanes... |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2785 |
Just stay in your own lane, Robert. |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
2786 |
They’ll put in the rest of the zipper tomorrow |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
2787 |
Stay in your lane Howard, I don't need your opinion on this. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
2788 |
I know it’s an interstate, but it identifies as a footpath, so if you get run over by a semi-truck, it’s your fault. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2789 |
Stay in your lane and we’ll be fine. |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
2790 |
At least it's not double yellow lines |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2791 |
Any room for compromise ? |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
2792 |
Seething between the lines. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2793 |
And I’m not sharing my Netflix password. |
1.1193 |
0.03623 |
109 |
98 |
9 |
2 |
2794 |
Bil Keane’s kids need to learn to knock. |
1.1193 |
0.03623 |
109 |
98 |
9 |
2 |
2795 |
You can pick me up for dinner at eight. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2796 |
You know Doris you’re not in Kansas anymore! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2797 |
Are you too chicken to cross the road? |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2798 |
Here's an ad for inexpensive guard towers. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
2799 |
Don't worry. The detour only lasts until summer construction season's over. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2800 |
The D.M.Z. comes to Detroit. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2801 |
You may be having a tax free week on your side, but I can still get reproductive health care on mine! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2802 |
I guess it will stand |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2803 |
When dad said he would divide the properties equally among the brothers, I guess we missed out the fact that he's talking about a property, singular |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2804 |
Our car dependency has gone too far. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2805 |
Of course, dear, this is England, we drive on the left! |
1.1188 |
0.04051 |
101 |
92 |
6 |
3 |
2806 |
My no passing zone line goes on tomorrow morning. |
1.1188 |
0.03236 |
101 |
89 |
12 |
0 |
2807 |
Over the phone, I thought you were talking about a little mud. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
2808 |
It shortens my commute by twenty minutes. |
1.1188 |
0.03236 |
101 |
89 |
12 |
0 |
2809 |
You reading Jack Kerouac’s ‘On the Road’?
@lizadonnelly |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
2810 |
I love working from home, but the commute is hell. |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
2811 |
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
2812 |
Be glad you can still access the bathroom! |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2813 |
The stop-and-go-lights are being installed this afternoon." |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2814 |
She's British. I can't get her to drive on my side of the relationship. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2815 |
Let me know when you have a few minutes for disarmament talks. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2816 |
You might try speed reading. |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
2817 |
Too bad we can't do anything about the smell. |
1.1183 |
0.04548 |
93 |
86 |
3 |
4 |
2818 |
One track mind... |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2819 |
Who knew division if assets during divorce could be so simple when you do it with free on line forms? |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2820 |
Keep right at the bathroom turn and you’ll find it. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2821 |
So much for leaving without a trace... |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2822 |
Finally honey….after all these years, we are living on a two way street |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2823 |
He's just dashing out. |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
2824 |
Its a zip strip. My divorce attorney suggested it. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2825 |
In fairness to the realtor, she did say the Mason- Dixon line runs through the property. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2826 |
Divide and conquer, darling. Divide and conquer. |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
2827 |
I don’t know why Robert Moses didn’t do more interior decorating. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2828 |
It seems that this transition from a fence to a simple boundary marker is much better for the optics in a relationship,eh Henry? |
1.1182 |
0.03351 |
110 |
98 |
11 |
1 |
2829 |
Waiting for rush hour. |
1.1182 |
0.03351 |
110 |
98 |
11 |
1 |
2830 |
Lazy Couch |
1.1182 |
0.03092 |
110 |
97 |
13 |
0 |
2831 |
Just because you can crossover doesn't mean you should. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2832 |
I see the Keane kid from next door was on his way to school today. |
1.1176 |
0.03763 |
102 |
92 |
8 |
2 |
2833 |
At least we know where he went |
1.1176 |
0.03763 |
102 |
92 |
8 |
2 |
2834 |
You've been sidelined, my dear! |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
2835 |
I told you fostering that kid from Family Circus was a mistake. |
1.1176 |
0.03496 |
102 |
91 |
10 |
1 |
2836 |
Looks like the DeSantis lane. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
2837 |
It means you're allowed to pass me. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
2838 |
If you keep bugging me I will make that line solid! |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2839 |
Our cat's got the zoomies, hasn't he? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
85 |
78 |
4 |
3 |
2840 |
Clearly the buses DO go where I live. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
2841 |
We should be able to find the bed around midnight easily from now on after we fall asleep in our chairs. Isn't this nice? |
1.1176 |
0.03496 |
102 |
91 |
10 |
1 |
2842 |
Remember we’re British, so stay left and mind the gap. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
2843 |
I'm reading up on 'eminent domain'. Why do you ask? |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2844 |
Didn't you know I live in a garage? |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2845 |
The “road closed” sign in the dining room was a great call. |
1.1176 |
0.03496 |
102 |
91 |
10 |
1 |
2846 |
I sent a thank you note to our divorce mediator. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2847 |
Every time I hear people kvetching ‘cause they live next to a freeway, I have to laugh. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
2848 |
these new ciclavia bike paths are getting ridiculous |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
2849 |
Dorothy must be running late. |
1.1171 |
0.03783 |
111 |
101 |
7 |
3 |
2850 |
I’m thinking of redecorating my infrastructure. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2851 |
You get the upstairs bedroom. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2852 |
The nearest U-turn is three blocks from here |
1.1170 |
0.04240 |
94 |
86 |
5 |
3 |
2853 |
The dotted line means I can cross, right? |
1.1170 |
0.04240 |
94 |
86 |
5 |
3 |
2854 |
I'm beginning to like being separated! |
1.1170 |
0.04240 |
94 |
86 |
5 |
3 |
2855 |
Pass with caution! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2856 |
Off-peak is so delightful. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2857 |
See, I told you that "eminent domain" threat would work out. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2858 |
Pass. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2859 |
It'll just make it easier for when we finally emerge from Covid isolation. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2860 |
Could be worse. We can still cross the room, and there are no alternate side of the room sitting requirements. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2861 |
Do I make a pass on the left or the right? |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2862 |
I guess we did good as took a detour from the social media. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2863 |
Before they put that in, this area was completely unfurnished. |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
2864 |
I think I have the better half |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2865 |
Billy always makes it easy to find him. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
2866 |
Is today a holiday? I mean, this IS rush hour, and look at it! |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
2867 |
Actually, this is better than my way. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
2868 |
He must have really had to go! |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
2869 |
I was thinking of reading some Southern Gothic books. May I join you on the Southbound side |
1.1165 |
0.03728 |
103 |
93 |
8 |
2 |
2870 |
Look on the bright side. At least it's not solid. |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
2871 |
I don’t think a dead end sign is a good idea. |
1.1165 |
0.03728 |
103 |
93 |
8 |
2 |
2872 |
I'm glad our 50/50 divorce was so amicable. |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
2873 |
Let’s install a chicane |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
2874 |
No, I like it. I'm just saying I wish I got at least one bathroom. |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
2875 |
Minimalist carpet. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
2876 |
You're still not going to get commuting benefits when you work from home. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
2877 |
They weren’t kidding when they threatened the imminent domain option. |
1.1163 |
0.04505 |
86 |
79 |
4 |
3 |
2878 |
All I said was stay in your lane and look what you built. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
2879 |
It gets a little busy during the rush hour—but you you should see the parking lot they’ve built in the basement! |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
2880 |
I said, I wanted more freedom, not a freeway |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
2881 |
It's only a temporary detour while they repair the street. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
2882 |
I’m actually okay without a crosswalk right now. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
2883 |
This wasn’t the indoor/outdoor living space I had in mind.” |
1.1161 |
0.03751 |
112 |
102 |
7 |
3 |
2884 |
Don’t you just love Berlin? |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
2885 |
It’s time for you to hit it. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
2886 |
You get to use the bathroom when I get some space in the fridge. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2887 |
Since you're the one living in the fast lane, you cook dinner. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2888 |
It’s all perspective, you are not far, just google the directions to my side. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
2889 |
These city bike lanes are getting outta hand |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2890 |
I like having a road through our house. All we need now is a solid yellow no passing lane. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2891 |
a house divided |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2892 |
Works for me. You? |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2893 |
GPS shows us as an alternate route to the interstate. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
2894 |
This armchair life in the fast lane is starting to grow on me. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
2895 |
That's right, the stairs are on my side, so pay up if you ever want to shower again. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2896 |
Do you get the feeling the world is passing us by? |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
2897 |
It’s only a matter of time before the information superhighway starts dividing our family! |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
2898 |
Okay Okay , I get it " Stay in your lane" |
1.1154 |
0.03432 |
104 |
93 |
10 |
1 |
2899 |
I think it's time for a solid line on your side. |
1.1154 |
0.03432 |
104 |
93 |
10 |
1 |
2900 |
That collaborative divorce lawyer saved us a bundle! |
1.1154 |
0.03148 |
104 |
92 |
12 |
0 |
2901 |
The cats finally paved their zoomie superhighway |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
2902 |
I hope atleast now you'll 'meet me halfway' " |
1.1154 |
0.03432 |
104 |
93 |
10 |
1 |
2903 |
Have you noticed that traffic's down since the built the bypass through the kitchen? |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2904 |
You know, eminent domain isn't as bad as I thought! |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2905 |
Eminent domain be damned. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2906 |
Think the racers will enjoy the change in route? |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2907 |
When the kids are home it becomes the Highway From Hell. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2908 |
Now we can finally find out why the chicken crossed the road |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2909 |
Well I guess you can see now what’s yours is yours and what’s mine is mine! |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2910 |
I thought I saw a glance! |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2911 |
I think it should be a double yellow around the stairs |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2912 |
Living on the road has gotten quite comfortable... |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2913 |
Bob, I think we might be taking this " stay in your own lane " thing a little bit too far. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2914 |
I tried, but you can't fight eminent domain. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2915 |
At least now we can make more out of the waiting times for the bus. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2916 |
I guess we should have taken the county's threat seriously. |
1.1149 |
0.04455 |
87 |
80 |
4 |
3 |
2917 |
Since we’ve learned to take the high road, you’re much less of a pain in the asphalt. |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2918 |
Fancy a lap?
The (kids, cats, dogs) should be rounding the bend any moment?
They should’ve been back by now, right? |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2919 |
Separate staycations--so on-trend. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2920 |
Either one of us could make a pass, but with care. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
2921 |
After some consideration, a wall would've been the better choice. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2922 |
Honey can I go upstairs tonight? |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
2923 |
As long as we stay in our lanes, Ethel. As long as we stay in our lanes. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
2924 |
"This rest stop is just like home." |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
2925 |
Remember, no crossing over the solid line. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
2926 |
Leisure, easement...what's the difference? |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
2927 |
Remind me again, why did the chicken cross the road? |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2928 |
Just remember, stay in your own lane... |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2929 |
Just because you painted a bike lane doesn't make it so. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2930 |
FYI: I'm installing hardwood on my side of the floor tomorrow. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2931 |
Low traffic on the Interstate by-pass today. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
2932 |
He chose the highway. orkercaption |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2933 |
I really wish they didn’t build that freeway so close to the couch. |
1.1146 |
0.04154 |
96 |
88 |
5 |
3 |
2934 |
If they are going to put a road in, let's put up a toll booth. |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
2935 |
I think the dog really really wants to play chase the stick! |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
2936 |
I look forward to more electric vehicles |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
2937 |
Not tonight, dear. Alternate side parking is Thursday. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
2938 |
When are they going to stripe the 'no passing' line |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
2939 |
Don't worry. It's only the kangaroo that lives next door. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
2940 |
I think this "stay in your lane" idea is working |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
2941 |
I'm all ready for the next person who can't find the guest bathroom. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
2942 |
WELL!!, That settles it. Since I can't go in the basement, YOU can't go upstairs. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2943 |
Sure, I miss the kids, but we told them to look both ways. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
2944 |
What gave you the idea that we have grown apart? |
1.1136 |
0.04406 |
88 |
81 |
4 |
3 |
2945 |
You watch too many F1 with your kid |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2946 |
Makes it really hard to forget about the infrastructure bill, doesn't it? |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2947 |
Yes, yes, but aren't you curious why I cut up my CVS receipt? |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2948 |
When Tour de France will cuts through here, we'll be ready. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2949 |
You gotta come see this cartoon, but look both ways before you cross. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2950 |
I have some great ideas for billboards and a rest stop. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2951 |
I prefer to manage my side of the street these days. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2952 |
Think of it as a "I need my space" line. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2953 |
Are you finally going to install that toll both I've been begging you for? |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2954 |
Nice dashes. Where are the dots? |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2955 |
Traffic picks up closer to 5. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2956 |
In order to finalize our divorce, exactly where do I sign |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2957 |
We need a signal light at the tunnel. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2958 |
I love living life in the fast lane. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2959 |
This reminds me of an AC/DC song... something about a highway... |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2960 |
Meanwhile, on the US-Canadian border.... |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2961 |
'Are we eating in Belgium or the Netherlands tonight?' |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
2962 |
Don’t be surprised if you see a scarecrow, a tinman, a lion, a dog, and a young woman come sashaying through the house. |
1.1134 |
0.04113 |
97 |
89 |
5 |
3 |
2963 |
Maybe we're ready for a crossing guard? |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2964 |
I have noticed signs of dementia in you |
1.1134 |
0.04113 |
97 |
89 |
5 |
3 |
2965 |
To be clear, all you said was you didn’t want to live on a BUSY street. |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
2966 |
I don't like the white. I prefer reflective yellow! |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2967 |
It starts to get heavy around 4:30. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
2968 |
It's pasta.Much neater than bread crumbs |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2969 |
Is that your demarcation line, or does the dog need to go to the vet? |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
2970 |
I'm so glad I can say, "That's MY Way" and not feel confrontational. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
2971 |
It is time to discuss vertical separation. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
2972 |
I thought living on the Appalachian Trail would be more peaceful. |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2973 |
He just had to dash out for a minute. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
2974 |
The NASCAR sponsorship pitch was very persuasive. |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2975 |
Don’t worry, I always tell people to wipe their wheels. |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2976 |
Perfecting his craft. |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2977 |
The price of government subsidized housing |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2978 |
We might need to add a 'SLOW - CURVE' sign. |
1.1132 |
0.03867 |
106 |
97 |
6 |
3 |
2979 |
A house divide stands quite nicely. |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
2980 |
It is the less road taken to the bathroom. |
1.1132 |
0.03092 |
106 |
94 |
12 |
0 |
2981 |
You know, you can cross over. |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
2982 |
They’ll paint the solid line on your side. |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
2983 |
Couples therapy is a long road back. |
1.1132 |
0.03867 |
106 |
97 |
6 |
3 |
2984 |
Is it me, or do we not get as many visitors since they built the Interstate? |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2985 |
It must be gerrymandering season again. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2986 |
As long as I don't see any in the toilet, it's all good. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
2987 |
How come we never go anywhere, Harold? |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2988 |
To our kitchen, his road less traveled. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2989 |
It's called 'Eminent Domain'. Surely, we can trust the Government to be fair. |
1.1124 |
0.04358 |
89 |
82 |
4 |
3 |
2990 |
This is what happens when you keep a roadrunner as a pet. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
2991 |
No passing on the curve! |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
2992 |
Looks better without the no passing sign. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
2993 |
Do you wanna merge left? |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2994 |
We are not going to have this argument again. They are most certainly dashes. A hash mark is much more divisive! |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2995 |
Finally, a home without collisions. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
2996 |
"Passing on the left is encouraged." |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2997 |
Want to change lanes? |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
2998 |
I thought they sold kid rugs for this, but this is better. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2999 |
Zillow! |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
3000 |
There's a thin line between love and war. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
3001 |
If you tell me why the chicken crossed the road, I’ll make dinner |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3002 |
Don't worry, everything's fine . I caught a glimpse of her yesterday. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3003 |
Keep right,except to make a pass |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3004 |
Well, you DID tell me to 'stay in my own lane.' |
1.1122 |
0.03205 |
98 |
87 |
11 |
0 |
3005 |
Yes, we do live under a bridge, but it's a luxury bridge." |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
3006 |
We're in a rut. |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
3007 |
I feel like I'm in the breaddown lane. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3008 |
I think we’ve reached a bypass point, let’s breathe |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3009 |
postpoopzoomiestrack |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3010 |
Wife: Your best passive aggressive move to date. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3011 |
Are we going to argue about which side of the road I need to read on now too? |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
3012 |
She'll be comin' round the staircase when she comes ... |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3013 |
We'll be okay as long as you stay in your lane. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3014 |
We are officially separated. |
1.1111 |
0.03385 |
117 |
106 |
9 |
2 |
3015 |
The eastbound should be coming through any minute! |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
3016 |
My mother warned me about this when I married an Englishman. |
1.1111 |
0.03311 |
108 |
97 |
10 |
1 |
3017 |
No U turn |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3018 |
Wanna switch sides? |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3019 |
What does it say about your cooking that this is the highway to hell? |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3020 |
Traffic sure isn't moving today, huh? |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3021 |
If you want to go upstairs, you should have negotiated better. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3022 |
Sure, it helps keep us from fighting, but the semi trucks are getting on my last nerve. |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
3023 |
It took a few more expansions than predicted, but traffic has been great lately. |
1.1111 |
0.03038 |
108 |
96 |
12 |
0 |
3024 |
The road more taken. |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
3025 |
I think I’ll pass…. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3026 |
By the way, I'm expecting. We're going to have to add a couple more lanes. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3027 |
‘No crossing over the center line.’ |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3028 |
And how do you feel about that? |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3029 |
Look out. I'm feeling high pressure tonight. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3030 |
Don’t be upset. It’s just father’s way of saying he wants me to cut you out of my life. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3031 |
I feel our relationship has improved since we implemented the road rules. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3032 |
I still think we need a stop sign going into that curve. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3033 |
Yes, that means you can join me here, it's not like the double line in front of the kitchen. |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
3034 |
Are you in the fast lane, or am I? |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3035 |
I think young Sam Morse is on the brink of something big. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
3036 |
Our friends warned us not to buy property in Splitsville. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3037 |
The map says that if you take Hurry Crescent to Kitchen Boulevard, we’ll be at Dinner Street in 15 minutes. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3038 |
I’ve heard of eminent domain but this is ridiculous. |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
3039 |
The dog has a marker stuck in his butt again. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
3040 |
You know one lane was never enough for both of us! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3041 |
I gotta hand it to you, re-routing the traffic through the Smith's living room was a stroke of genius! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3042 |
You stay on your half and if you cross the line your moving out !!!!!! |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3043 |
I think we do quite well without a garage. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3044 |
Next time we host tight roping club, everyone is taking their shoes off |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3045 |
It says here they're putting in a new bike path through the neighborhood |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3046 |
Because you've been nice to me, I didn't paint them double yellow. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3047 |
I made it a passing lane to the bathroom. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3048 |
OK, I’m sorry I said you have tunnel vision. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3049 |
You know, it’s only when there’s a solid white line that you can’t make a pass. |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
3050 |
Do you ever feel life is passing us by? |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
3051 |
Achieving domestic bliss. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3052 |
We might want to consider putting up a stop sign at the bottom of the stairs. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
3053 |
When siblings split the house |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3054 |
Billy Keane grows up |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3055 |
This is not what I meant when I said let's take the road less travelled. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3056 |
Don't worry -- they'll be back! |
1.1101 |
0.03282 |
109 |
98 |
10 |
1 |
3057 |
Our domain is not eminent. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3058 |
Are you happier now that we're living in the fast lane? |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3059 |
A house divided shall not fail. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3060 |
Are you collecting the Toll? |
1.1100 |
0.03145 |
100 |
89 |
11 |
0 |
3061 |
Hon, you're relaxing in the work lane. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3062 |
I’m taking the next exit. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3063 |
Things have gotten a lot quieter here since they built the bypass, don’t you think? |
1.1100 |
0.03994 |
100 |
92 |
5 |
3 |
3064 |
I've upped my concentration level. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3065 |
We used to hate tolls on the road,but now we get why the government will never close them. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3066 |
Street ST Kitchen |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3067 |
One more remark like that and I'll make it a double solid. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3068 |
Don't worry, Ralph, my radar gun is mounted in the lamp. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3069 |
Did you just see that Keane kid run through here? |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3070 |
when are they ever going to be done with the road construction |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3071 |
Now there’s one side to every argument. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3072 |
The Path Leading to Marital Success. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3073 |
Can I use your lane to pass ? |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3074 |
But, where's the bike lane!? |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3075 |
They think it's safe to pass. It's not safe to pass. |
1.1099 |
0.04265 |
91 |
84 |
4 |
3 |
3076 |
I get the message: I'll stay on my side unless it's an emergency. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3077 |
Wanna come into the fast lane? |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3078 |
BECAUSE YOU'RE MNE, I WALK THE LINE. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3079 |
I’m so happy we replaced the asphalt with carpeting. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3080 |
In our marriage, I'm now detached along the dotted line. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3081 |
Let’s call roadside assistance for some wine! |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3082 |
Wile E., we can hear you sawing. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3083 |
I'm thinking Rest Stop. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3084 |
Alone together time |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3085 |
It's just faster this way. |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
3086 |
The key to a good marriage is knowing to stay in your lane. |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
3087 |
DMV run amok |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
3088 |
Interested in some crossover sex? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3089 |
Road house |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
3090 |
How's life on your side of the street? I bet you wish you had done the dishes now, huh. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3091 |
Do you hear a semi? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3092 |
It seems like our street is constantly under repair. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3093 |
By the way, we need more Half-and-Half. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
3094 |
After their last argument he realized the chicken should never try to cross the road. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3095 |
Ever since we instituted a fast lane with snacks at the end, bedtime is such a joy |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
3096 |
North is North and South is South |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
3097 |
I pray more EVs pass through here today. If we get worse smog than yesterday we just may asphyxiate, son. |
1.1089 |
0.03115 |
101 |
90 |
11 |
0 |
3098 |
Was it Billy or Jeffy who stopped by? |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3099 |
Who's been sleeping in my bed? |
1.1089 |
0.03418 |
101 |
91 |
9 |
1 |
3100 |
Ok,ok,I will FedEx the remote to your new address. |
1.1089 |
0.03115 |
101 |
90 |
11 |
0 |
3101 |
Continuous dividing line is now inevitable. |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3102 |
Intermittent slime trail suggests it’s a snail. |
1.1087 |
0.04221 |
92 |
85 |
4 |
3 |
3103 |
When your not focused on the present |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
3104 |
With housing costs what they are these days, how else can we break up? |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
3105 |
These freeway expansions are getting out of hand. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
3106 |
I told you a Route 66 design would be too kitschy . |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
3107 |
Who keeps the half with the bathroom? |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
3108 |
It's time for a four lane. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
3109 |
It's better than I thought, but the bus stop in the bathroom is a little inconvenient. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
3110 |
I'm glad we established proper rights-of-way in our home decor, George. Staying in our own creative lanes will definitely prevent unfortunate design accidents. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
3111 |
Not much traffic tonight, huh? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
3112 |
You know - I'm starting to think this Hatfield-McCoy reunion is going to go off without a hitch! |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
3113 |
I read something about this summer they’ll start on the crosswalks |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
3114 |
That's right. My way or the highway. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
3115 |
I'm less relaxed now that our bathroom tolls are electronic.
Timmy just speeds through without stopping. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
3116 |
it sure is fun having Charlie Brown around! |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
3117 |
Diarrhea |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
3118 |
Jeffy from the Circus next door must have come through again. |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
3119 |
I’m finally seeing your side of things. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
3120 |
Lawyer who? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
3121 |
I intended to make it a double line. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
3122 |
Still reading "The Road Not Taken" ? |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
3123 |
I feel bad for all of those other couples who can’t just “be” with each other |
1.1084 |
0.04539 |
83 |
77 |
3 |
3 |
3124 |
'I
' I'll need a bathroom pass soon...' |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
3125 |
The chicken said she would be back soon with some answers |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
3126 |
I’ve been lobbying city hall for a crosswalk, but American car culture remains undefeated. |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
3127 |
Eminent domain isn't all bad... |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
3128 |
It seems he just dashed away. |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
3129 |
Maybe we should add one more lane, just to be sure |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
3130 |
We really need to shampoo the high traffic areas. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3131 |
I told you there was a creative way to get tickets to Grand Prix. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3132 |
The divorce is going well, isn't it, darling? |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3133 |
Driving in Britain is so comfy |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3134 |
I see our son has been practicing his tightrope walking. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3135 |
It’s my response to your query concerning a three-way. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
3136 |
I feel like you're always giving me the cold shoulder |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3137 |
That bacon’s been on the floor all day. You’d better take Bowser to the vet. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
3138 |
Okay, then. Let's try your two state solution. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
3139 |
It’s not fair. How come you got the stairs to the bathroom? |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3140 |
No,I have no idea who lives here. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
3141 |
When it's safe you can cross the dashed line |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3142 |
With the kids finally gone, there's so much less traffic. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
3143 |
Our interior decorator moonlights as a road maintenance worker. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
3144 |
If you get an auto ticket, then you can come sit next to me, here. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
3145 |
That's one big snail! |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
3146 |
Can we switch now? |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
3147 |
‘I took your advice and followed GPS to the letter.” |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
3148 |
You ever think a trip on the chunnel might be right up our alley? |
1.1075 |
0.04177 |
93 |
86 |
4 |
3 |
3149 |
This couple lives unsegregated. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
3150 |
I feel like we’ve been getting too much drive-thru lately. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
3151 |
Now that your mother has left us, we’ll change it to a no-passing zone! |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
3152 |
You know, I don't think we need to share our opinions either. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
3153 |
I guess we shouldn't have fought imminent domain. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
3154 |
I forgot to tell you that deleted a message last week that I didn't understand. Something about "Imminent Domain". |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
3155 |
Honey for the last time, PLEASE take your menstrual pads off the floor! |
1.1071 |
0.04487 |
84 |
78 |
3 |
3 |
3156 |
Our Roomba wants to be a self driving car when it grows up. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
3157 |
I told you the highway wouldn't be an issue. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
3158 |
You've got a one-track mind. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
3159 |
I'm still amazed that against all the odds you were happy to end up with someone from across the tracks like me. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
3160 |
I hope they get that overpass fixed soon. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
3161 |
It’s definitely a Saturday. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
3162 |
I told you we should sell Harry but you insisted that the government was not going to push us around” |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
3163 |
Thank you for suspending alternate side of the street relaxing this weekend: |
1.1068 |
0.03355 |
103 |
93 |
9 |
1 |
3164 |
Equal distribution appeared to satisfy both parties. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
3165 |
Please Harold, stay in your lane. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
3166 |
I'm fed up with your 'my way or the highway' demands. |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
3167 |
Sometimes Janis and Al wished their pre-nup didn't stipulate dividing everything down the middle. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3168 |
Oh, look. The school district has an opening for a full-time crossing guard. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3169 |
How come your side of the road gets all the sun? |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3170 |
Suppertime, Indy version, on two. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3171 |
It’s a long way to Tipperary! |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3172 |
it worked on Full House. |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
3173 |
It's nice to be off the fast track! |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3174 |
I marked the way so we don’t crash into each other while texting |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
3175 |
Jr. says he wants to be a race car driver. However, I see it as kind-of a highway to Hell. |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
3176 |
the kids' friends must all be on vacation. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3177 |
So much for life in the fast lane... |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
3178 |
It's a shortcut to the Starbucks at the end of the hall. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3179 |
हैलो दोस्तो कैसे हो आप |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
3180 |
Can you hand me that Acme catalog when you’re done with it? |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3181 |
Ever since they finished the freeway, it’s like living in a ghost town. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
3182 |
...and if the relationship doesn't work out, we can divide the property by just cutting along the dotted line! |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
3183 |
All I want to know, is it coming or going? |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
3184 |
This is just for starters. If need be, I can fill in those dashes and double that line up no problem. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
3185 |
I just ordered a Slow/Children Playing traffic sign. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
3186 |
The Train is Scheduled to Arrive in 10 minutes. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
3187 |
Relax! The grandchildren will only stay till Sunday. |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
3188 |
The fridge? Go north about 5 paces, turn right at the picture, then left. Can't miss it. |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
3189 |
I hope we don't cause a traffic jam. |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
3190 |
Isn't this so much easier than downsizing? |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
3191 |
All this gerrymandering for us to both vote blue” #ifisaidrediwouldgetcancelle |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
3192 |
November 5th, 2024 |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
3193 |
When the road opens we are going to need a crosswalk here. |
1.1058 |
0.03324 |
104 |
94 |
9 |
1 |
3194 |
Would you mind if we switched to London rules of the road tonight so I can get to the upstairs bedroom? |
1.1058 |
0.03324 |
104 |
94 |
9 |
1 |
3195 |
I’m going to request they add a solid yellow line to your side. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
3196 |
I don't care if it's not a solid line, you still can't make a pass. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
3197 |
You be Michael Douglas and I'll be Kathleen Turner. |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
3198 |
Our package has arrived. |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
3199 |
... still not sure this is the right place for a passing zone... |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
3200 |
How do you like the prenup dividing line? |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
3201 |
I just don't get it. |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
3202 |
This is a high traffic area. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
3203 |
I say, Witherspoon, you're reading on the wrong side of the street! |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
3204 |
It might be be time for us to get on The Information Superhighway, darling. |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
3205 |
I thought traffic would increase when we added the first-floor bathroom. |
1.1053 |
0.03808 |
95 |
87 |
6 |
2 |
3206 |
Doordash is a thing of the past, introducing Couchdash! Don’t even get up, we get the food straight to your hands ! |
1.1053 |
0.03808 |
95 |
87 |
6 |
2 |
3207 |
Reading the room |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
3208 |
So, you're taking your father's side again? |
1.1048 |
0.03003 |
105 |
94 |
11 |
0 |
3209 |
Just try to cross the road. Come on! Just try it. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3210 |
Even better would be a small track & train.. |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
3211 |
Oh yeah? Well I double dirty dog dare YOU to cross it! |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
3212 |
Like the say "Follow the money" |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
3213 |
There is a new highway in town, you know. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3214 |
If it was the cat it’s your turn to feed. |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
3215 |
Get ready for rush hour. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3216 |
Looks like we're in the passing zone! |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
3217 |
As a Freedom Caucus member you may sit on the right side of the house but don't say anything because you are not the Speaker in this House |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
3218 |
I haven't heard you run a vacuum on your side in a while... |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
3219 |
Wasn't that one of Bil, Keane's kids that just walked by? |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3220 |
Don’t worry, there’s an exit ramp before the bedroom. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3221 |
I heard they’re putting in a cycle-lane soon. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3222 |
I brought the #vanlife to us! |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3223 |
The living room is usually a high traffic area. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3224 |
Parenting hack: indoor racetrack for toddlers |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
3225 |
Here comes Grand Prix Junior. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
3226 |
My magazine says they're planning a new freeway through town. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
3227 |
I see they've started the new highway. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
3228 |
Because I read faster than you. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
3229 |
Oh, I forgot to show you that letter about eminent domain. |
1.1042 |
0.03134 |
96 |
86 |
10 |
0 |
3230 |
No road kill, I see. Thanks for vacuuming. |
1.1042 |
0.03769 |
96 |
88 |
6 |
2 |
3231 |
There’s been less foot traffic since we put a lock on the refrigerator. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
3232 |
Holiday traffic is light. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
3233 |
Want to come over later? It’s just a hop, skip, and a jump away. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
3234 |
When GEICO said this defensive driving course was going to be an immersive experience, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
3235 |
Your mother called. Said to tell you she's on her way. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
3236 |
Let me know when you’re ready for your half of the crossword. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
3237 |
I think we tell the children no divorce, but we will remain separated. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3238 |
Is this the world’s greatest taxi stand or what? |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3239 |
Since when does he walk on his tail? |
1.1034 |
0.04336 |
87 |
81 |
3 |
3 |
3240 |
This is the single-sex duplex. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3241 |
I hate it when you drive on the wrong side of the road. |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
3242 |
Honey, it’s not the road less traveled if we’re homebodies. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3243 |
Some people should not bring their work home |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
3244 |
I think the divorce is going well, don't you? |
1.1034 |
0.04336 |
87 |
81 |
3 |
3 |
3245 |
I still wish I would have bet your dad when he GUARANTEED there was hardwood under the carpet that was here when we bought this house. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3246 |
Nobody can call us NIMBYs. |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
3247 |
You’re right. It’s too much highway. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3248 |
It's $13.75 to go to the bathroom, Steve! |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3249 |
Driver’s education classes were getting expensive so I improvised. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3250 |
Living in southern California |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
3251 |
That coyote was right, it really does open up the space. |
1.1034 |
0.04336 |
87 |
81 |
3 |
3 |
3252 |
Honey, for you, making it to bed instead of falling asleep on the couch is becoming the road less traveled. |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
3253 |
Oh this is what you meant by ‘your side’ |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3254 |
We needed the road. “Nipple-Chair” is going to be a big tourist hit! We’ll be marketing “Chesty-Chesterfields” before you know it! |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
3255 |
I like the demarcation of living space our marriage counselor suggested. It is so much less expensive than divorce. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
3256 |
All roads lead to self-care. |
1.1031 |
0.03732 |
97 |
89 |
6 |
2 |
3257 |
You should have seen the size of the needle needed to stitch the carpet ends together. |
1.1031 |
0.03732 |
97 |
89 |
6 |
2 |
3258 |
F1 has a race here this weekend. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
3259 |
I still say this location for our house is pure Madness. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
3260 |
This set-up certainly brings back the flavour of our early motel romances. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
3261 |
Bro what’s this weird line doing here? |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
3262 |
Let's hit the road. |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
3263 |
I told you to stay in your lane. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
3264 |
Well, it is the freeway of life to the stairway to heaven! |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
3265 |
Those transponders sure made toll collection easier. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
3266 |
ONCE THE MEDIAN STRIP IS INSTALLED WE CAN CIVILY RESUME OUR POLITICAL DISCUSSION |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
3267 |
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. The Algonquin Indians said it best, Agnes. You fish on your side, I'll fish on my side, and no one shall fish in the middle. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
3268 |
When we twin that you will have to move your chair ! |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
3269 |
Be thankful it's not a no passing zone. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3270 |
I told you traffic dies down after 7 pm. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3271 |
This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I signed the divorce papers. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
3272 |
It’s nice having the bypass walking distance. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3273 |
The Boring Company tunneled through our house. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
3274 |
IKEA home shopping is nice. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3275 |
I’m glad we did not need to involve lawyers |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
3276 |
I liked it better when it was ONE WAY. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
3277 |
I figured you wouldn't want to risk a jaywalking fine. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3278 |
My lamp is nicer than your lamp. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3279 |
I told you we could live together with having to get a greencard. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3280 |
Marriage divided highway speed limits always enforced |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3281 |
Our decorator says traffic calming patterns are all the rage! |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
3282 |
Yes, I get the upstairs, but you get the mow the yard! |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
3283 |
Wow, development has truly reached our homes |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
3284 |
I dont know How to look at a map where is my gps? |
1.1020 |
0.03073 |
98 |
88 |
10 |
0 |
3285 |
Inky had set his trap. Now all that was left was to wait. |
1.1020 |
0.03695 |
98 |
90 |
6 |
2 |
3286 |
We can talk, just don’t cross that line. |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
3287 |
So much for "emanate domain". |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
3288 |
Well,when we bought this house, the realtor did say it was on Main street. |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
3289 |
The trip to the home office is easier with the expressway but parking is worse. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
3290 |
For the last time. Keep your light on your half! |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
3291 |
In this part of the house, making a pass is allowed. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
3292 |
I can see why the cat always takes your side. |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
3293 |
I don’t know about you, but I keep finding tire tracks in the hall. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
3294 |
Dana, I don’t think we’re exactly living life in the fast lane! |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
3295 |
Let’s be honest. This traffic census is not going well. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
3296 |
If Chicago doesn't pan out, we need to be ready for NASCAR. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
3297 |
You’re right, Hon. This layout is not equal. But, that’s what makes it work! |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
3298 |
Park your ass right there. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
3299 |
It says here that they're looking for somebody new to head up the highway department. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
3300 |
Wee can chill until rush hour. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
3301 |
Our housing situation is really driving us apart. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
3302 |
Could you hand me the remote before rush hour? |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
3303 |
How scenic do you want to get tonight? |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
3304 |
…do you feel like going for a drive…? |
1.1011 |
0.03929 |
89 |
82 |
5 |
2 |
3305 |
Doesn't bother to say hello. Just dashes up to his room |
1.1011 |
0.03929 |
89 |
82 |
5 |
2 |
3306 |
Safety planning for our electric scooter years. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
3307 |
My attorney says I’m entitled to a 50-50 split of our assets. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
3308 |
You can pass this way |
1.1011 |
0.03929 |
89 |
82 |
5 |
2 |
3309 |
I thought a broken line was more fitting. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
3310 |
I got tired of waiting for my ship to come in. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
3311 |
I thought this only happened to Afro American communities!? |
1.1011 |
0.04241 |
89 |
83 |
3 |
3 |
3312 |
I don’t know about this Counseloradvice, Nxt will be selling the house. |
1.1011 |
0.03929 |
89 |
82 |
5 |
2 |
3313 |
It says here that everything in life is a two-way street. Duh! |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
3314 |
« imagine that it all started with the bed… » |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
3315 |
That's about enough of your NIMBYism, Phil. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
3316 |
It’s hard to feel ‘separated’ when you keep reading out loud to yourself |
1.1011 |
0.04241 |
89 |
83 |
3 |
3 |
3317 |
Have you checked on the kid lately? |
1.1010 |
0.03659 |
99 |
91 |
6 |
2 |
3318 |
and it's...Lazy Boy by a glare. |
1.1009 |
0.02898 |
109 |
98 |
11 |
0 |
3319 |
The double solid lines start at the bedroom. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
3320 |
No double yellow lines or stop signs tonight, honey. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
3321 |
The white line means stay in your lane unless you want to make a pass! |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
3322 |
Carpet samples are all we needed..., |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
3323 |
Next time, let's sit in the no-passing zone. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3324 |
Maybe tonight your mom will take the hint. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
3325 |
I’ll trade you bathroom rights for kitchen rights |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
3326 |
Are you enjoying the rest stop? |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
3327 |
What time is the No. 7 bus? |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
3328 |
Way to check the easements before buying, dumbass. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
3329 |
It's called eminent domain and it usually means you are eminently screwed. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3330 |
Once rush hour is over I’ll start making dinner. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3331 |
My mom always said you came from the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
3332 |
Look out! the Porsche is coming! |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3333 |
Tomorrow’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of alimony. |
1.1000 |
0.03015 |
100 |
90 |
10 |
0 |
3334 |
You're in the 'yield zone'; you get the coffee. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
3335 |
Too bad the kitchen ended up on your side of the line. |
1.1000 |
0.03887 |
90 |
83 |
5 |
2 |
3336 |
Although passing is allowed, under the current circumstances I would consider it unwise. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
3337 |
This new Amazon Home Delivery is amazing. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
3338 |
It's like pre-covid commuting without all the road rage. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3339 |
The secret to a happy relationship IS having your own space. |
1.1000 |
0.03887 |
90 |
83 |
5 |
2 |
3340 |
This is the gender divide women want. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3341 |
I’ve been re-zoned. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
3342 |
Rerouting I-95 I suppose. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
3343 |
Dang, that ‘rumba’ device is getting sloppy! |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3344 |
So,I guess this means we’re in the stay in own lane stage of our marriage? |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
3345 |
Do you think we’ll be alone now? |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
3346 |
Now I drive alone through your house. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3347 |
I thought you said our contract was for Jersey Barriers. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3348 |
It's not my fault I got the entire upstairs. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
3349 |
I'm so glad we reached a compromise with the road builders. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
3350 |
Honey, I think it would be quicker to take the freeway to the kitchen. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
3351 |
If you ask me one more question Albert I am putting the wall back up.” |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
3352 |
The cars won’t know what’ll hit them. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
3353 |
We crossed paths and then we were in love. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
3354 |
I already told you. Save it for couples therapy. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
3355 |
I think the new flooring helps us make sure we're headed in the right direction as a family. |
1.1000 |
0.03015 |
100 |
90 |
10 |
0 |
3356 |
Who was that masked robot? |
1.0990 |
0.02987 |
101 |
91 |
10 |
0 |
3357 |
Stop your complaining we couldn’t afford the place if it weren’t for the traffic noise. |
1.0990 |
0.03302 |
101 |
92 |
8 |
1 |
3358 |
You do know that 'Dash it all' is just an old British idiom, right? |
1.0990 |
0.03302 |
101 |
92 |
8 |
1 |
3359 |
And, how is life on the other side of the tracks? |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3360 |
The grass is always greener on the other side of the road in my living room. |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
3361 |
I thought when we bought the house we were in no passing zone. |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
3362 |
Our kids aren't very good at cornering. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3363 |
They go Uber one better. |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
3364 |
Instead of an easement,
I said go through the house and they threw in a coupon for 50% off Uber Eats. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3365 |
Actually, I've always wanted to live on the wrong side of the tracks. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3366 |
Just don't ask me to cross the line. You know how I feel about e-readers. |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
3367 |
Another remark like that, and I'll paint the line solid! |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3368 |
You’ll see. This will save our marriage |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
3369 |
Don't you love Sunday morning traffic. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3370 |
We're living in a literary construction zone. |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
3371 |
According to the DOT, you may cross, but only "if it is safe to do so." |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3372 |
When they said "sign on the dotted line," I had no idea this would be the living arrangement. |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
3373 |
Well, finally, the boundary we were looking for! |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
3374 |
We should start locking our doors. That Billy kid is visiting other comics again. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
3375 |
I really don’t know what we would do without Google Maps. |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
3376 |
The dog must be asleep now. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
3377 |
I, for one, am glad they're adding more lanes. We hardly use the guest room anyways. |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
3378 |
Relationships are a two way street. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
3379 |
It may be true that I'm lazy — but when that Uber pulls up, you're going to WISH you were on my side of the road! |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
3380 |
This magazine article is anti-segregation, but we've always found it works quite well, haven't we dear? |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
3381 |
Has Warhol been visiting? |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
3382 |
This congestion pricing has been a godsend. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
3383 |
You're blocking your light. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
3384 |
I dunno. It just creeped down the stairs, fits in with what I'm reading. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
3385 |
The no passing zone starts near the bathroom. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
3386 |
Stay in your lane. Use the indicator lights to switch lanes and take a turn. |
1.0988 |
0.04159 |
81 |
75 |
4 |
2 |
3387 |
Next time before sending him to his room, tell him to take his shoes off first. |
1.0980 |
0.03271 |
102 |
93 |
8 |
1 |
3388 |
Could you drop the vacuum off when you're finished with it? |
1.0980 |
0.03271 |
102 |
93 |
8 |
1 |
3389 |
Get your stopwatch ready. They’ll be coming by any second now. |
1.0980 |
0.02959 |
102 |
92 |
10 |
0 |
3390 |
At least we don't have to worry about parking. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
3391 |
Slow Down! Read Bump Ahead |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
3392 |
Well, at least the tracks are nice and symmetrical. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
3393 |
I hear the neighbors have a highway |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
3394 |
It's just the extension of the yellow brick road. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
3395 |
A happy medium was recommended by our therapist and I think it works for us. |
1.0978 |
0.03805 |
92 |
85 |
5 |
2 |
3396 |
You know it's been a long time since you've made a pass at me |
1.0978 |
0.04107 |
92 |
86 |
3 |
3 |
3397 |
Cross me with caution. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
3398 |
Could you grab my glasses? I left them just after the chicane. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
3399 |
I know they’re claiming ‘eminent domain,’ but isn’t this a little premature? |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
3400 |
Nothing can perforate our tearable relationship. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
3401 |
The traffic noise hasn't been so bad today, has it? |
1.0978 |
0.03805 |
92 |
85 |
5 |
2 |
3402 |
We shouldn’t have named him dash…. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
3403 |
Move your ottoman. I think I hear the wheelers. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3404 |
The rest of highway will be done by Friday. Just this of the time we’ll save on our commute. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3405 |
Adding the toll booth really reduced traffic through here. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3406 |
What happens if I have to go to the bathroom? |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3407 |
This I'm right, you're wrong thing is really working out. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3408 |
How fast is life moving on your side? |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3409 |
All roads lead to here. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3410 |
Billy just went through ghostbusting his dead grandfather. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3411 |
At least it’s not like that jersey wall you put up in the bedroom. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3412 |
I don’t know… lately it just feels like my life is a highway. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3413 |
This is my last warning....cross that line once more and I will be forced to paint it solid!! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3414 |
The kids never come through here anymore, since Waze flagged it as a speed trap. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3415 |
You know, I really enjoy living life on the road. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3416 |
new detour for route 95 |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3417 |
What's the weather like on your side? |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3418 |
a car |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3419 |
I'm telling you, Stephanie's victory in the battle on the stairs yesterday was definitive. You'd better tell Charlie to do his chores before she demands the recliner. |
1.0976 |
0.04461 |
82 |
77 |
2 |
3 |
3420 |
It’s a two way street baby! |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3421 |
If I act like I'm driving in England, and you act like you're driving in the United States. We can both go in the same direction!! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
3422 |
Remind me, which part of the floor is lava? |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
3423 |
As a bonus, half portions resulted in long sought weight loss. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
3424 |
Do you really want to be on the north-bound stop? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
3425 |
Not the right shade of yellow |
1.0972 |
0.04493 |
72 |
67 |
3 |
2 |
3426 |
I don’t mind living next to The Family Circus |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
3427 |
Have you noticed, since we put the racetrack in, we’re never in a rush anymore. |
1.0971 |
0.03522 |
103 |
95 |
6 |
2 |
3428 |
I’m thinking of painting it yellow. |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
3429 |
It's nice to be back home, I didn't like having to sit on the other side of the road. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
3430 |
Watch for Susie’s trike when you cross left to go upstairs. That’s the problem with these multiuse roadways. |
1.0968 |
0.04064 |
93 |
87 |
3 |
3 |
3431 |
OK, it's OK to pass the Arts Section now. |
1.0968 |
0.03765 |
93 |
86 |
5 |
2 |
3432 |
At least there's no parking signs. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
3433 |
Yeah, they gave us enough money to have the highway
passing through our home. But I still don't get used
to greet the cars while doing number 2, dear. |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
3434 |
This way we can homeschool our children's driving lessons." |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
3435 |
Life handed us a road. Let's make a lemonade stand. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
3436 |
Glad rush hour is finally over! |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
3437 |
Rather than selling the house and moving again, couldn't we just expand the living room to four lanes? |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3438 |
And we can put up a billboard with their chores. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3439 |
The ants found your Charleston Chews. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3440 |
I suspect that dad stopped for a couple of pints on the way home. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
3441 |
I feel like we're going nowhere. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3442 |
I guess this means working from home is over. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3443 |
I found your obituary. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
3444 |
we all need to find that marriage balance |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
3445 |
So dad travels north/south with the turkey and stuff,you travel south/north with the dirty dishes, auntie is in the dining room and I will be troubleshooting from here! |
1.0964 |
0.04409 |
83 |
78 |
2 |
3 |
3446 |
It's the new smart house navigation system for couples
going in opposite directions. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3447 |
Keep it up and I’ll put down double solid lines. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3448 |
It says here, Mayor Thompson once headed the Highway Department. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3449 |
Captain Silver, wipe your feet. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3450 |
This is not the traditional "separate but equal" |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3451 |
Are you ok?”
“Yeah, but I’ve got the Road House Blues |
1.0964 |
0.04062 |
83 |
77 |
4 |
2 |
3452 |
The Family Circus kid ran through here earlier. Don't worry it will fade by next Sunday. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3453 |
That detour sign was a great idea" |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3454 |
Good thing it's not a solid line. You can still come over. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3455 |
Even in a happy marriage, you have to draw the line somewhere. |
1.0964 |
0.04062 |
83 |
77 |
4 |
2 |
3456 |
Can you help me with One Across? |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3457 |
They've authorized the road improvement funds, looks like new flooring for us. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3458 |
Get in both lanes” quantum decorating. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
3459 |
I always thought it was your fault. Truth is, in marrying a geologist, I made it our fault. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
3460 |
I've been thinking lately and I just feel like we are really heading in opposite directions with everything right now |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
3461 |
And yet somehow or domain is now less eminent. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
3462 |
Eminent domain doesn’t cover our property, so we can stay. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
3463 |
Any regrets about finding love on a two-way street? |
1.0962 |
0.02905 |
104 |
94 |
10 |
0 |
3464 |
This is not what I meant when I said my way or the highway… |
1.0960 |
0.03095 |
125 |
115 |
8 |
2 |
3465 |
I don't see the difference. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
3466 |
At least there isn't a double yellow line. |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
3467 |
The road to nowhere leads past me. |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
3468 |
We get along so much better now that we are separated |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
3469 |
I just can’t believe we had that much jerky in the pantry. |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
3470 |
Stay on your own lane. |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
3471 |
I thought you said that we were renting a RAIL road apartment? |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
3472 |
Getting rid of the bike lane really helped! |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
3473 |
You made the choice. I told you it was "my way or the highway." |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
3474 |
You want to hit the bike path today? |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
3475 |
Given the curve in the foyer, we're going to need to petition to make this a no-passing zone.". |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
3476 |
I see the pet snake is still adjusting to the new carpet. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3477 |
Rush hour has been much less intense since the Pandemic. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3478 |
So far so good. Trumps wall hasn’t made it this far yet. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3479 |
Can you go to the kitchen and bring the chicken to this side of the road? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3480 |
The therapist was right. It took courage to take down some of our walls, but I feel so much closer to you now. |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
3481 |
If you don't define its parameters, how can you stay in your own lane? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3482 |
Stay in your Lane Martha! |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
3483 |
"It says here that the sign of a good marriage is the ability to share things equally." |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3484 |
Let's see where it leads. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
3485 |
I hope this trial separation works. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3486 |
The New Yorker is reporting that street takeovers are on the rise. Did you lock the door? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3487 |
Look's like Jeffy just got called home for dinner. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3488 |
Part of healthy boundaries is staying in your lane. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
3489 |
Sparse traffic on the turnpike this morning. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3490 |
Don’t worry, that kid Billy from Family Circus only comes through here on the weekends. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
3491 |
For God’s sake, Jeffy, you’re a grown man now! Stop with the ‘Family Circus’ crap. |
1.0952 |
0.04357 |
84 |
79 |
2 |
3 |
3492 |
Excuse me, but you'll need a reservation to come on my side of the room. |
1.0947 |
0.03688 |
95 |
88 |
5 |
2 |
3493 |
Yep, it's the I95 detour. Life in Philly is so curious. |
1.0947 |
0.03980 |
95 |
89 |
3 |
3 |
3494 |
I love how quick our dinner parties have been. |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
3495 |
I really want to drive home that marriage is a two-way street. |
1.0947 |
0.03980 |
95 |
89 |
3 |
3 |
3496 |
I think I’m in the ULEZ… |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
3497 |
It’s either my way or we’re getting a divorce. |
1.0947 |
0.03688 |
95 |
88 |
5 |
2 |
3498 |
I'd rather not carpool. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
3499 |
You were right; it is better when we stay in our own lanes, but I’m still not turning down my light. |
1.0946 |
0.04375 |
74 |
69 |
3 |
2 |
3500 |
I love mixing and matching transponders with room colors. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
3501 |
Tulane grads |
1.0943 |
0.02853 |
106 |
96 |
10 |
0 |
3502 |
I have the bathroom tho. Bring me a beer. |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
3503 |
It just isn't what I was expecting when you spoke of adding a drive-thru to our bed-and-breakfast. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3504 |
I was never a fan of the Brady Bunch. |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
3505 |
I’ll bet you wish you’d voted ‘Remain.’ |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
3506 |
I found an apartment for you. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3507 |
It's his version of a block chain; hey he's just three. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3508 |
You still need to yield to oncoming traffic when making a left turn. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3509 |
We're now officially part of the information highway. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3510 |
Turns out, the grass isn't always greener. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3511 |
Shirley, I'm not changing my vote. Trump all the way. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3512 |
So you told those highway people to take their "eminent domain" talk and shove it! |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3513 |
I was less decisive in the bedroom. |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
3514 |
Space - the Final Frontier |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
3515 |
I think our divorce is working out well. You? |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3516 |
A necessity for remote workers. |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
3517 |
This is the chapter about crossing the line in a marriage |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3518 |
Rose, the gps is malfunctioning again! |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3519 |
When you asked me if I wanted to adopt a road with you,I thought we |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
3520 |
‘’I can’t find the words.” |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3521 |
It says here the new off ramp will cut 15 minutes off our commute... |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3522 |
I would never have imagined I'd marry a crossing guard. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3523 |
The government wanted to seize the house, so I made a compromise. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3524 |
Do you think we should make the living room a no-passing zone? |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3525 |
Stay in your lane, housemate |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3526 |
Honey, i know the kids enjoy playing with their hot wheels, but don't you think it's time they start moving out? |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
3527 |
You know, I think I’m finally starting to care about this whole gerrymandering business |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3528 |
This is what I like to call a rest stop |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
3529 |
Head-on collision in the kitchen. One of the kids tried to pass on a blind curve again. |
1.0938 |
0.03651 |
96 |
89 |
5 |
2 |
3530 |
Ok, I get it already… |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
3531 |
Life has gotten so much easier since they added the passing lane. |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
3532 |
What a divided society we live in. |
1.0938 |
0.03337 |
96 |
88 |
7 |
1 |
3533 |
I’m heading to bed soon. Luckily, I have a reverse commute. |
1.0938 |
0.03337 |
96 |
88 |
7 |
1 |
3534 |
Is it your right or my right? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
3535 |
I still think we should have made it a no-passing lane. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
3536 |
Honey, this is not exactly what I meant when I said stay in your lane |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
3537 |
Maybe divided assets was just what our marriage needed. |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
3538 |
You’re up next, try not to look like you’re reading it. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
3539 |
How’s the breeze there at exit 7W? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
3540 |
Did the chicken ever tell you why he stopped by over there? |
1.0930 |
0.03924 |
86 |
80 |
4 |
2 |
3541 |
It’s always your way or the highway. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
3542 |
We can put the Big Wheel lane in next week. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
3543 |
Remember to look both ways before you come over for a cuddle |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
3544 |
Let’s get together, this is the international date line. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
3545 |
Boy, the Mets stink! |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
3546 |
The toll money is gonna come in handy. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
3547 |
Do you have a sneaking suspicion that our house has an untold history? |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
3548 |
What it's like for an American to be married to a Brit. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
3549 |
I think we'll both be fine as long as you stick to your lane. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
3550 |
You know you can make a pass! |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
3551 |
Always plan your escape route. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
3552 |
The train of thought, triaged, an experimental home bound affect |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
3553 |
I’ve looked at life from both sides now.”
#jonimitchellnewyorkercaptio |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
3554 |
-
A tad unfair don’t you think where do you believe I’ll sleep? |
1.0930 |
0.04258 |
86 |
81 |
2 |
3 |
3555 |
Sometimes I think we're just passing each other in the night. |
1.0928 |
0.03614 |
97 |
90 |
5 |
2 |
3556 |
She's blowing the speed limit again. |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
3557 |
It leads to the kitchen...I like to think of myself as a 'road less traveled' kind of person. When's dinner? |
1.0924 |
0.02921 |
119 |
109 |
9 |
1 |
3558 |
I just hope Gulliver doesn't decide to tear along the dotted line |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
3559 |
The Favermen's consider a trial separation. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
3560 |
Just be glad I didn't call in a surveyor. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
3561 |
Gramps passed on the stair chair |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
3562 |
I told you my dog and your cat would work it out between them. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
3563 |
Perhaps we should map out a route for the rest of the trip. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
3564 |
It's my favorite paper trail. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
3565 |
I divided up the dog as well. Which half you you want? |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
3566 |
I swear this minor renovation was the cheapest way to watch the Tour de France from the comfort of our living room! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
3567 |
That kid from Family Circus was here again. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
3568 |
I must admit, things have gotten quieter around here since they built the new highway. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
3569 |
Amazon's robotic pick-up and delivery service has made me a believer in the wonders of AI! |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
3570 |
One of these days we should set up a toll gate. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
3571 |
Finally you get to stay in your own lane! |
1.0920 |
0.03880 |
87 |
81 |
4 |
2 |
3572 |
these industrial designs are getting out of hand |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
3573 |
He: „This is a dashed line- we could trespass, don‘t you think?“ |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
3574 |
Linda, can we talk about the double yellow line in the bedroom... |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
3575 |
Sure has been quiet around here, since they put that interstate in.... |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
3576 |
This place was a steal. We just can't really walk around during rush hour. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
3577 |
You just had to refuse to do it my way. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
3578 |
Do you think we should post a speed limit? |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
3579 |
What's a 7 letter word for thruway? |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
3580 |
I really like this new roadway! |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
3581 |
I don’t believe anything I can charge. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
3582 |
Life. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
3583 |
'I told you: I've always wanted to live life in the fast lane. |
1.0918 |
0.02932 |
98 |
89 |
9 |
0 |
3584 |
Banana peels cut in rectangles are the latest trend on social media. |
1.0918 |
0.03861 |
98 |
92 |
3 |
3 |
3585 |
The 5pm work-stop whistle is about to blow… |
1.0918 |
0.03271 |
98 |
90 |
7 |
1 |
3586 |
I definitely prefer the free way to the high way. |
1.0918 |
0.02932 |
98 |
89 |
9 |
0 |
3587 |
You mind giving me a ride to the bathroom? Sort of an emergency. |
1.0917 |
0.03334 |
109 |
101 |
6 |
2 |
3588 |
No traffic on the commute today, thank goodness. |
1.0909 |
0.03240 |
99 |
91 |
7 |
1 |
3589 |
Why did the chicken cross our road? |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3590 |
As long as you stay on your side, I see no need for a divorce today. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
3591 |
Ever since we invited the Mario Kart crew to race tracks through our living room, I haven't minded the traffic outside. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
3592 |
I feel we’re not communicating well. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3593 |
You're right. The congestion is almost completely gone." |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3594 |
You'll have to agree that it's not too bad except for rush hours. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3595 |
We get along better now that we have this line of demarcation |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
3596 |
I forgot to mention, tomorrow they're adding a solid yellow on your side from here to the stairs |
1.0909 |
0.03837 |
88 |
82 |
4 |
2 |
3597 |
This new Google Maps feature will come in really handy if I ever get dementia. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3598 |
Our son will be having his friends over for moto-cross tonight. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3599 |
Just in case you forgot where the bedroom is |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3600 |
Why did the horny guy cross the road? |
1.0909 |
0.03240 |
99 |
91 |
7 |
1 |
3601 |
He didn't wipe his foot! |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3602 |
Your idea for a trial separation. Next step’s a lawyer. |
1.0909 |
0.03837 |
88 |
82 |
4 |
2 |
3603 |
You know, I really don’t mind living on the county line. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3604 |
Sharing is so passé. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3605 |
Chris Eisgruber, I can smell your cunt! |
1.0909 |
0.04596 |
77 |
73 |
1 |
3 |
3606 |
Dolly seems to have more direction since she's been in therapy. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3607 |
Honey, I'm feeling' frisky...
Stay in your lane, Fred... |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3608 |
Thank goodness. The city has agreed to install a crosswalk and lights. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3609 |
Now, just pretend this is our first date and you didn’t catch my eye. |
1.0909 |
0.03240 |
99 |
91 |
7 |
1 |
3610 |
Let's not cross the line! |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3611 |
The Johnsons just bought a 4 lane, 2 rest stop, with an attached underpass. |
1.0909 |
0.03823 |
99 |
93 |
3 |
3 |
3612 |
If you're looking for a sandwich, follow the salami. |
1.0909 |
0.03837 |
88 |
82 |
4 |
2 |
3613 |
It's the delivery route |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3614 |
So glad that I-95 detour lasted just 12 days! |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
3615 |
I don’t know but it certainly makes for great conversation. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3616 |
This Uber is taking ages. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
3617 |
Compatibility on a two -way street" |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
3618 |
I’m proposing a two-house solution. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3619 |
Shall I go upstairs, to the kitchen, or to the bathroom? |
1.0909 |
0.03837 |
88 |
82 |
4 |
2 |
3620 |
It worked perfectly in the back of the mini-van... |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3621 |
No, you can’t come over for a cuddle. |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
3622 |
I think you’ve taken the old saying” line in the sand“ to a new dimension, can we give this up already? . |
1.0909 |
0.03543 |
99 |
92 |
5 |
2 |
3623 |
Thanks to eminent domain, road meets abode. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
3624 |
I think it’s great we’re taking our therapist’s advice on setting up boundaries for our relationship. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
3625 |
Just admit it. You miss the commute. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
3626 |
Maybe we should check the Walk Score before we rent our next place? |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
3627 |
We tried bread crumbs last time, maybe this will work. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
3628 |
Don't tread on me |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
3629 |
Kinda like this parade rest you ordered. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
3630 |
Looks like our AI Bot isn’t housebroken yet. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
3631 |
The Monaco Grand Prix |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
3632 |
Fold along dotted to create happy couple in a sectional. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
3633 |
Do you think these books will be taking us places soon? |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
3634 |
I don't even have to stand up to get my uber eats, and because of the archway, no trucks over 7ft high |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
3635 |
Red or blue? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
3636 |
They've confirmed the new F1 street circuit." |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
3637 |
Not tonight - it's a no passing zone |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
3638 |
Told you we’d reduce our overall commute and boost our leisure time by moving into the Queens Midtown Tunnel. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
3639 |
married in amurika |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
3640 |
Most likely you’ll go your way and I’ll go mine |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
3641 |
Hey hon. Will you run down the road and get the mail |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
3642 |
If you want to vote in my district, move your chair over here. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
3643 |
This is my idea of life in the fast lane. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
3644 |
Ever wonder if we should have taken the one less traveled by? |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
3645 |
The new bike lanes are everywhere |
1.0889 |
0.03754 |
90 |
84 |
4 |
2 |
3646 |
I don’t a bike lane would make any difference |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
3647 |
You've a long road ahead to make up for forgetting my birthday |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
3648 |
I'll need to see your passport first. |
1.0889 |
0.03754 |
90 |
84 |
4 |
2 |
3649 |
It’s nice that our divorce attorney double majored in civil engineering. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
3650 |
As soon as we hear your mother pulling up we can pretend to clean up again |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
3651 |
Honey, maybe you were right. Setting my boundaries might have gotten out of hand. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
3652 |
Well, technically it’s not in our backyard. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3653 |
A Divide is cheaper than a Divorce! |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3654 |
Just another “fly over”. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3655 |
I'm not crazy about this court-mandated DMZ
(Divorce Management Zone) |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
3656 |
Let’s make the line a double yellow. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3657 |
If I don’t like what you say, I’m ready to build that wall. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3658 |
It is so much quicker getting around the house with the EZ Pass express lane" |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3659 |
News is, they've gone out to the recycling bin to look for high speed rail. |
1.0886 |
0.04104 |
79 |
74 |
3 |
2 |
3660 |
Why did the husband cross the. Road? He didn’t! |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
3661 |
We can now pass if one of us are too slow on the way to the toilet. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3662 |
Why do you get the stairs on your side? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3663 |
This is a much better use of the bike lane. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
3664 |
Split residence with shared assets; thank you for a delightful divorce. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
3665 |
This is how Mason and Dixon got their idea! |
1.0886 |
0.04104 |
79 |
74 |
3 |
2 |
3666 |
School’s out. Here comes rush hour traffic. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
3667 |
I like my DoorDash fresh. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3668 |
It’s my work-from-home commute route. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
3669 |
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%203%3A25 |
1.0882 |
0.03442 |
102 |
95 |
5 |
2 |
3670 |
What happened to the passing lane?? |
1.0882 |
0.02822 |
102 |
93 |
9 |
0 |
3671 |
You know, I think it’s working lots better for us than it did for Lucy and Ricky! |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
3672 |
It was time for a pit stop |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
3673 |
I told you that we shouldn't have
brought our little future road construction worker, with us to our councelling therapy hour. |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
3674 |
I hate that asshole. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
3675 |
This 'toll road' is a dumb idea, even for you. 'Build it and they will come' is NOT a mission statement |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
3676 |
The line of death |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
3677 |
Am I a lady, or are these tiny man-boobs? |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
3678 |
When is your uncle thinking of passing through? |
1.0875 |
0.04054 |
80 |
75 |
3 |
2 |
3679 |
I keep getting this urge to run around yelling VROOM! VROOM! |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3680 |
That eminent domain thing turned out to not be so bad after all. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3681 |
Do I have to look both ways every time? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
3682 |
It certainly has cut down on passing in the wrong lane! |
1.0875 |
0.04054 |
80 |
75 |
3 |
2 |
3683 |
It's a Mondrian; from his carpet period. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3684 |
I'm enjoying our trial separation. How about you?" |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
3685 |
It could be gerrymandering or it could be eminent domain. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3686 |
I put these illuminated strips down so the mice could find the kitchen easily..... |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3687 |
Merrell, this house was built by the inventer of ziplock bags! |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3688 |
Almost done. I am about to order the signage on line. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3689 |
The only successful way to survive a marriage |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
3690 |
I told you to put the Pez Dispenser traps out! |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
3691 |
It’s so much quieter since the state put in the new bypass! |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
3692 |
This wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t look out of my side of the car window when we were kids. |
1.0874 |
0.03118 |
103 |
95 |
7 |
1 |
3693 |
Things were simpler when it was solid. |
1.0870 |
0.03675 |
92 |
86 |
4 |
2 |
3694 |
Ever since we installed the highway in our house, I feel like we've really become well known around the neighborhood. |
1.0870 |
0.04495 |
69 |
65 |
2 |
2 |
3695 |
Don't make a big issue of this. The traffic is only one way, and mostly on weekends |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
3696 |
I'm rethinking the adoption of this stretch of road. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
3697 |
At Dad's age Mother Nature no longer calls, she shouts. |
1.0870 |
0.03675 |
92 |
86 |
4 |
2 |
3698 |
The carpet's always vacuumed on the other side of the divide. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
3699 |
I thought Dad was already upstairs! |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
3700 |
Gotta make sure they build the wall along the right line!! |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
3701 |
The road to a failed divorce. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
3702 |
The Intimacy of F1 Mar-a-Lago can't be beat. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
3703 |
Nobody wants to work anymore. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
3704 |
You could make a pass at me here, but note the solid, double lines in the bedroom. |
1.0864 |
0.04005 |
81 |
76 |
3 |
2 |
3705 |
Pass while you can |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
3706 |
This isn’t what I thought it would be like to get your kicks on Route 66. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
3707 |
Good thing the bus stop is on my side |
1.0864 |
0.04005 |
81 |
76 |
3 |
2 |
3708 |
Remember the listing said it was State Line Beauty. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
3709 |
That'll keep his girlfriend out of his room. She can't drive. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
3710 |
I prefer life in the slow lane, Dude. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
3711 |
- You know that I was abducted yesterday night by aliens who took this for a runway? |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
3712 |
See,yYou didn't beieve me when I said your mom has a one-track mnd. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
3713 |
Did you see a painter go by? |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
3714 |
Where did we put the crosswalk again? |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
3715 |
Until you knock it off with the beans and selzer water, honey, stay on your side by the window. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
3716 |
When the realtor asked what I thought ease meant, this is not what I was thinking before we bought this house |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
3717 |
I'm so glad we didn't sell to the transportation department. |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
3718 |
I prefer my news from the left. |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
3719 |
Hot new decor trend for 2023
“Boundary Installations”
Also called “Marriage Enhancers” |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
3720 |
Let's practice safe driving before bed tonight. |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
3721 |
Hun, Have you seen my glasses?”
“3 blocks east, between kitchen and dining avenue |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
3722 |
It goes where all paper trails go. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
3723 |
Changing lanes is not an option! |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
3724 |
I slipped the Formula 1 organiser a few bucks. |
1.0857 |
0.03346 |
105 |
98 |
5 |
2 |
3725 |
How much did you say Formula 1 was paying us for this? |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
3726 |
I CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
3727 |
I don't think the hemline suits me. |
1.0854 |
0.03957 |
82 |
77 |
3 |
2 |
3728 |
Dear, would you please hitch-hike to the kitchen and fetch me a glass of water? |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3729 |
I told you traffic wouldn´t be a problem. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3730 |
Since I am in Oregon and you are in Idaho, does that make us a purple home? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
3731 |
Remember our song: On the highway of love we scream till we're
hoarse |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3732 |
It used to be called 'Highway to Heaven'. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3733 |
Honey! I’m loving this Living on the Street concept. So much room. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3734 |
I think it just tells things the way they are between us. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
3735 |
All I’m sayin’ is I’m not going to Ireland until you practice drivin’ on the left. |
1.0854 |
0.03957 |
82 |
77 |
3 |
2 |
3736 |
See, separation is not such a bad thing. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3737 |
What time should I pick you up for dinner? |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3738 |
Is it just me, or do you also wonder what would happen if we tear along the dotted line? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
3739 |
As you can see the lines of demarcation still work in the 21st century. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
3740 |
I requested a stop sign, when we want to use the bathroom safely. |
1.0854 |
0.03957 |
82 |
77 |
3 |
2 |
3741 |
Maybe we should consider a bike lane? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
3742 |
Looking good from here, honey!" "Thank you, darling.You know it's my good side . |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3743 |
Point your light down, the glare is getting in my eyes. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3744 |
‘Junior thought he’d try walking the line instead’… |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
3745 |
Maybe we should create a checkpoint for the improvement or bilateral relations. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3746 |
Yeah, like it worked so well on The Brady Bunch! |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3747 |
You said you wanted to own a roadhouse. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
3748 |
Maybe we should make it a no passing zone. |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
3749 |
Three more laps and she'll be ready for bed. |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
3750 |
Segmented peace. |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
3751 |
Traffic is always light on Tuesday mornings. |
1.0851 |
0.03598 |
94 |
88 |
4 |
2 |
3752 |
I'm already regretting letting you have all the restrooms on your side. |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
3753 |
You’re sure this is on the Tour de France route?” “Yes Elon, it was the main selling road of the house |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
3754 |
I don't mind if you overtake my turn for dinner preps |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
3755 |
Dystopian Society isn't so bad, Road B&B paid for my groceries last week |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
3756 |
Some days I wish we had chosen the road less travelled. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
3757 |
The agent said it came "Prix-approved" |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
3758 |
I just mind my own business and find life goes better that way. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
3759 |
I was being sarcastic, Jack. Have you ever heard of sarcasm? |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
3760 |
On the way to Read on Road |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3761 |
Traffic's slow this evening. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3762 |
Honey, I said we should’t build
on Route 66.” |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3763 |
I'm not following that Yellow Brick road. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3764 |
Yes, but on a positive note, our living room does have a passing lane. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3765 |
Trying to make the prenuptial agreement work. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3766 |
Yep, we're livin' in the fast lane. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3767 |
Which dog do you have your money on for this race? Max? Rocky? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3768 |
Remember - this is a no passing lane. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3769 |
1. We are no longer a house divided
2. Use caution when passing |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3770 |
Don’t cross the line, it’s me-time. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3771 |
Chicago is shutting down a chunk of its downtown for a NASCAR race, so I thought we’d try the same with Formula 1. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3772 |
Did you want to go downtown today? When's the next train? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
3773 |
…and thus, the eminent domain lawsuit was settled. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3774 |
Oh I’ll find out if there was drinking at his graduation party. |
1.0843 |
0.03911 |
83 |
78 |
3 |
2 |
3775 |
Yup. Should be along any minute now. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3776 |
I’m just taking a rest till I find out if X really does mark the spot. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3777 |
I think I’ve been reading the map upside down. I seem to have missed our exit |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
3778 |
That’s a lot of popsicle sticks. |
1.0842 |
0.03232 |
95 |
88 |
6 |
1 |
3779 |
Like I said honey, it’s a two way street.” |
1.0842 |
0.03232 |
95 |
88 |
6 |
1 |
3780 |
Our interior designer took all the inspiration from our prenuptial agreement |
1.0842 |
0.02864 |
95 |
87 |
8 |
0 |
3781 |
don't ask me he told me the door was right over there |
1.0833 |
0.03199 |
96 |
89 |
6 |
1 |
3782 |
Your horoscope reads, ‘There’s never been a better time to travel, but avoid others doing the same’” |
1.0833 |
0.03865 |
84 |
79 |
3 |
2 |
3783 |
We each got half in the divorce decree. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3784 |
This is good, but two solid yellow lines might be better. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3785 |
This side of the den is the Pits. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3786 |
You could have just paged me |
1.0833 |
0.03865 |
84 |
79 |
3 |
2 |
3787 |
It looks as if the mail was delivered. Please see if I got any. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3788 |
It's still a passing lane, for now. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3789 |
Do you see my side of thins now? |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3790 |
He must have gone off at the chicane. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3791 |
Babe, are you on the "Last Exit To Brooklyn" again |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3792 |
When the ad said 'convenient transpo4 |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3793 |
I think it’s time we had them fill this line in so we can’t cross. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
3794 |
A walk down memory lane? Sure, but we’re walking down my side. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3795 |
I should have been clearer when I said that we needed a new light for the living room. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3796 |
Helps traffic. We only have one toilet. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3797 |
I was skeptical at first. But now—this “stay-in-your-lane thing”?—I’m a fan. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
3798 |
Well you wanted me to be proactive.... this is the demarcation line. The divorce papers are in your email inbox... |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3799 |
Honestly, do we need a round about in here? |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
3800 |
It makes easier for the Uber drivers |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
3801 |
What'd you mean?? That's the half you got in the divorce! |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3802 |
See, it's a good solution to your being from Mars and my being from Venus. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3803 |
Did you happen to notice what the sign said. |
1.0833 |
0.03199 |
96 |
89 |
6 |
1 |
3804 |
You notice how quiet it's become, now that we made it clear to the kids that nothing in this house is a one way street. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3805 |
I’m glad we moved to Easy Street. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
3806 |
Well, it's either a new bike lane or I'm leaving you. Which infuriates you more? |
1.0833 |
0.03865 |
84 |
79 |
3 |
2 |
3807 |
Do you think tha allowing hm to motor cycle up the stares might be too permissive? |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
3808 |
I told you not to let Indiana Jones in. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3809 |
I want a divorce |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
3810 |
That's your side of the house and this is mine. |
1.0825 |
0.03490 |
97 |
91 |
4 |
2 |
3811 |
Instead of crumbs, breadsticks. Yum! |
1.0825 |
0.03490 |
97 |
91 |
4 |
2 |
3812 |
Neither of us will follow the yellow brick road. |
1.0825 |
0.03167 |
97 |
90 |
6 |
1 |
3813 |
don't come before the zebra crosssing is finished. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3814 |
NASCAR NextGen is everywhere |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3815 |
The instructions are pretty simple. If the baby gets hungry, follow the left turn to the kitchen and make her some Formula One. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3816 |
Roooooooom is life of the split life |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3817 |
I’m the wrong side of the tracks? Why? I thought you… |
1.0824 |
0.03821 |
85 |
80 |
3 |
2 |
3818 |
Nigel, don't you think every home needs a Line of Death? |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3819 |
Should we put up a sign to slow drivers around the curve? |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3820 |
I hope you realize that you are in a no parking zone… |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3821 |
This is just perforict. |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3822 |
Complete this sentence: a four letter word “Tear along the dotted
_ _ _ _ .”
I’m reading, you follow the yellow brick road.
Harry Benner
Chevy Chase |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3823 |
My side includes the whole upstairs. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3824 |
Remember when we feared the word “quarantine”? |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3825 |
If you’re signaling, you may cross the dotted line.
Or
If you’re signaling, you can cross the yellow line. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3826 |
I said, 'you gotta paint a solid line going around a curve.' But would he listen? No. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3827 |
This was a great idea for the divorce,honey! |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3828 |
Hmm... Something about an anteater as a pet |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3829 |
Ships passing in the night? Not us! |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3830 |
The dog has the zoomies again! 🐕💨 |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3831 |
Why don’t you suck a bag of dicks dear! |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3832 |
You really need to change your tampon |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3833 |
So you really think I’m not going upstairs? |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3834 |
I think we need more lanes |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
3835 |
No early morning traffic jam to the bathroom today, that’s nice. |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
3836 |
Our home renovations sure seem to be on track. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
3837 |
The linesman likes to bring his job home. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
3838 |
To see if Her son was into something Ban-able on the other side ... Before the school board meeting . . |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
3839 |
Lots of space but a long commute. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
3840 |
You always said you wanted to live life on a line. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
3841 |
I don't really mind it - except for rush hour. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
3842 |
I hear they're putting in a new freeway near us. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
3843 |
Not the best location, but not so bad during non-rush-hour. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
3844 |
That was a very thorough pre-nup our lawyers negotiated. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
3845 |
If you need anything from upstairs, let me know. |
1.0816 |
0.03136 |
98 |
91 |
6 |
1 |
3846 |
Is the abortion clinic on your side or mine? |
1.0816 |
0.03455 |
98 |
92 |
4 |
2 |
3847 |
It says right here. We split everything 50/50 |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
3848 |
Now that we are going in opposite directions, this makes so much sense. |
1.0814 |
0.03777 |
86 |
81 |
3 |
2 |
3849 |
Les Nessman's home life. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
3850 |
Really, traffic hasn't been bad today. |
1.0814 |
0.03777 |
86 |
81 |
3 |
2 |
3851 |
Marriage is bliss since we opted to stay out of each other's lane. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
3852 |
It makes sense if you read between the lines. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
3853 |
Now that the sawing sound has stopped, I quite enjoy our private islands. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
3854 |
Your visa application has been denied. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
3855 |
Not to worry, the speed limit drops to 25 on the curve |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
3856 |
That’s what you get for building atop of the “Highway to Hell’ |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
3857 |
Good dotted lines make good neighbors. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
3858 |
wonder when the cats will be done with their business |
1.0814 |
0.03777 |
86 |
81 |
3 |
2 |
3859 |
It’s harder and harder to get away from the rat race these days |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
3860 |
As they say, my way or the highway. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
3861 |
I never knew we had scissors that big. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
3862 |
Sure the border was a different thing when we visited it as tourists |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3863 |
Which side of the living room is driving right? |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3864 |
The Greyhound’s running late again. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3865 |
Watch out, there's a reckless "Car and Driver" two rooms down |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3866 |
NO TWO SHIPS COLLIDING IN THIS HOUSE |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
3867 |
Do we need to call in UN Observers? |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
3868 |
Sally was over today and she had the temerity to pass me on the right, heading for the powder room. Can you believe it? |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3869 |
A real "easy on, easy off" rest area. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3870 |
Ten minutes until rush hour. Get ready to moon those eminent domain bastards! |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
3871 |
You should have made it a solid line on the curve . . . . |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3872 |
Do you want to switch lanes? |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
3873 |
Life is a highway! |
1.0808 |
0.02753 |
99 |
91 |
8 |
0 |
3874 |
Open concept, open road. Just a minor misunderstanding, Honey. No worries, it will grow on us…and think of the upside. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
3875 |
I still say it's a passing zone line |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
3876 |
Not sure we should have gotten him that Segway. |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
3877 |
It’s an interstate design |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
3878 |
Your choice, tonight, Darling. Are we in England or France? |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
3879 |
Trespassers will be prosecuted |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
3880 |
So, this is life in the fast lane … |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
3881 |
Life is a highway that, frankly, I will not be partaking in. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
3882 |
Going nowhere fast. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
3883 |
I don’t like going from the living room to the bathroom without my GPS. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
3884 |
The H.O.A. here seems pretty ineffectual. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
3885 |
Well, actually… just to get to the other side. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
3886 |
I realize this is in your lane, but here’s a story about a man who built a motorcycle out of parts he found with his metal detector. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
3887 |
St least it’s not double yellow. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
3888 |
Should the Bricks be Yellow ? |
1.0800 |
0.02727 |
100 |
92 |
8 |
0 |
3889 |
Says here in the news that the Acme Company has some new products for that road runner character. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
3890 |
No, it's your turn. YOU come over HERE. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
3891 |
This article says something called "eminent domain" is coming to our neighborhood.
Have you heard anything about that? |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
3892 |
Who says the fast track to success can't run through domesticity? |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
3893 |
I told you we should of had a solid yellow line on this curve.
Mark Holme, Bend. OR |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
3894 |
It’s a five letter word that begins with a ‘B’… |
1.0796 |
0.02850 |
113 |
105 |
7 |
1 |
3895 |
Just to be clear, you're in the "no making a pass at me lane" |
1.0796 |
0.02850 |
113 |
105 |
7 |
1 |
3896 |
Not with the invisibility cloak again! |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
3897 |
Okay! That's it! We definitely need a HAWK beacon! |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
3898 |
Alexa should be sending out the drinks cart any second now. |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
3899 |
I told them we needed double lines |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
3900 |
How's about you go left and I'll go right; first one to scream is a chicken? |
1.0795 |
0.03693 |
88 |
83 |
3 |
2 |
3901 |
It says so in our agreement, paragraph 27. |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
3902 |
Inflation is up by 6%. I told you Brexit was a bad idea, but would you listen?…. |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
3903 |
I was against this at first, but the I-95 exit is a lot quieter than I expected. |
1.0792 |
0.03045 |
101 |
94 |
6 |
1 |
3904 |
It figures--a passing zone... |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3905 |
Periodically, battle lines are drawn. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3906 |
In case we decide to go our separate ways. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3907 |
It's not so bad when the yellow flag is out. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3908 |
The remote is stuffed under my cushions. You know our agreement: you go out front and ring the bell, I'll bring it to you. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
3909 |
I’d prefer a solid line. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
3910 |
We should never have built our house on |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
3911 |
The kitchen’s a no-passing zone, but feel free to try here. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3912 |
I love this couch, and I wouldn't give it up even if you bribed me with a trail of $20 bills across our floor. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3913 |
It says here Covid left us with lasting social anxiety. What do you suppose they mean? |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3914 |
I guess it's time for another driving lesson. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
3915 |
I’ll talk to it first. |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
3916 |
When you're the last holdout blocking the new road . . . |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
3917 |
I told you, you can shinny up the downspout when you want to go to bed. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
3918 |
I think Billy is taking his new job with the highway department a little too seriously “ |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
3919 |
I'm so glad that you acknowledge my British heritage. |
1.0779 |
0.04036 |
77 |
73 |
2 |
2 |
3920 |
Did you marathon Fast and Furious again? |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3921 |
It's either this or going with large print. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
3922 |
'" you sit with me, unless it's double yellow"" |
1.0779 |
0.04036 |
77 |
73 |
2 |
2 |
3923 |
Because this article says maintaining a successful marriage is a two-way street. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
3924 |
I just saw Ditto from "Hi and Lois". |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3925 |
They're adding a Toll Booth! What could be worse! |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3926 |
True, but the Monte Carlo race is only once a year. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3927 |
The dotted line means I CAN cross – it doesn't mean I HAVE to. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3928 |
I said, “Turn the heat up. Not, put a street up!”
Kevin Ryan, Omaha, Ne. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3929 |
Outside of rush hours,it’s |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
3930 |
You said our marriage was like a divided highway! |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
3931 |
Gerald, call the painter. This was supposed to be a "No Passing Zone." |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
3932 |
You were right. A see-through wall made out of steel is stronger. I'm happy with it. It actually is more powerful. And more beautiful. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
3933 |
You think around the next bend we can change lanes? |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3934 |
„The best part of keeping our Corona-quarantine-separation is that I can read my newspaper without you spying on it from over my shoulder.“ |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
3935 |
You know, either of us could pass at any time. |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
3936 |
It gives that "Interstate Rest Stop" vibe that everyone is looking for these days. |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
3937 |
I hear Ant-track has a new route. |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
3938 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford |
1.0778 |
0.03613 |
90 |
85 |
3 |
2 |
3939 |
While I'm sure he appreciates the sentiment, I don't think this is what he had in mind when he said he wanted our support to do drag. |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
3940 |
Can you call a CAB? Actually I'll take a Merlot. |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
3941 |
I hope a car doesn't drive through here. Anyway, it wouldn't fit. Here it comes! |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
3942 |
You were right, adopting a kid from the Family Circus made it easy to keep track of him. |
1.0777 |
0.03569 |
103 |
98 |
2 |
3 |
3943 |
i’m really happy with how the divorce settlement worked out |
1.0777 |
0.02650 |
103 |
95 |
8 |
0 |
3944 |
Says here that redistricting may inconvenience some constituents. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3945 |
No, I'm not cutting you out of my life. What gave you that idea? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3946 |
Now, go ahead, cross the line.” |
1.0769 |
0.03214 |
91 |
85 |
5 |
1 |
3947 |
Told you not to build on the Right of Way. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
3948 |
Just hold your lane,Bud. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3949 |
there is a LONG road ahead of us |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3950 |
This way you can stay in your lane Donnie. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3951 |
our children just need a little direction. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3952 |
I love this new high volume reader lane. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
3953 |
I told you we shouldn't replace the carpet |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3954 |
Hey, you originally thought the bathroom for the ottoman was a good deal. |
1.0769 |
0.02809 |
91 |
84 |
7 |
0 |
3955 |
This helps us to stay in our own lanes. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3956 |
Hey, which one of us is in the fast lane today?” |
1.0769 |
0.03214 |
91 |
85 |
5 |
1 |
3957 |
Is that Jane Jacobs still around? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3958 |
We never got over saying "Friday night in the fast lane!" |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
3959 |
So, this is what they meant by IN the cul-de-sac |
1.0762 |
0.02602 |
105 |
97 |
8 |
0 |
3960 |
So this article is very interesting, it says Epstein didn't kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
3961 |
So, we agree that parking indoors was a bad idea? |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
3962 |
I told you eminent domain wouldn't be so bad. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3963 |
Are you Talking to me?! |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3964 |
It was either eminent domain or in my domain. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3965 |
Wait till rush hour. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3966 |
I always thought the rent was too low… |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3967 |
'Tis THE path to success! |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3968 |
I told you there would be repercussions for insisting I stay in my lane." |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3969 |
' The bus is late , you think it's the traffic jam in the kitchen again ? ' |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3970 |
You should have thought of that before we agreed to the roommate dividing line: you can’t go upstairs without my permission. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3971 |
I disagree. I think this will help if we decide to sell |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3972 |
It's nearly 3am, the cat's zoomies are about to start! |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3973 |
Remember to signal before you come over |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3974 |
My favorite time of day when traffic is light. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3975 |
There are times that I hate being Bil Keane’s neighbor! |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3976 |
When we were hoping for a subway series,we didn't have this in mind. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3977 |
Signal and make sure it’s safe before crossing that line. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3978 |
It's nice knowing I've got a good book and my tank is full. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
3979 |
: "Looks like one legged rectangular foot Jim is here again." |
1.0759 |
0.03936 |
79 |
75 |
2 |
2 |
3980 |
We agreed to split custody in the divorce |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
3981 |
They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but this is ridiculous |
1.0753 |
0.03147 |
93 |
87 |
5 |
1 |
3982 |
He's been studying the Highway Traffic Act. |
1.0753 |
0.03147 |
93 |
87 |
5 |
1 |
3983 |
It's been hours since we've seen one of those tiny cars. |
1.0753 |
0.03499 |
93 |
88 |
3 |
2 |
3984 |
Imagine a million years from now, we'd evolve into distinct species. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3985 |
I think the therapist was right about staying in your own lane. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
3986 |
I dreamed about a stairway to Heaven. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
3987 |
I thought you needed two or more to use that lane. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
3988 |
I’m beginning to regret letting Elon Musk build a tunnel through the living room. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3989 |
Compartmentalizing is important in a marriage |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3990 |
It's not my fault you picked the bottom floor! |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
3991 |
Claude, you may pass me on the way to the kitchen or bathroom, but this does not authorize you making a pass at me. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3992 |
Husband: "Honey, have you noticed how we've become a 'no man's land' since we got this new furniture?"
Wife: "Oh, I thought we were just creating our own 'personal zones' for some much-needed 'me time.'" |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
3993 |
You know, it’s legal to pass across a dotted line. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
3994 |
I'm loving your self-drive drinks trolley George. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3995 |
Honey, should we put up a stop sign? |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3996 |
"Look both ways before you cross. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3997 |
See me later, my hours are four to six. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
3998 |
F1 in Monaco be like… |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
3999 |
The realtor was serious about the house being close to the freeway |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4000 |
There were too many bears out, so I brought the trail inside. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
4001 |
I sure hope this is just a passing phase. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4002 |
I always wanted a home on the road. |
1.0750 |
0.03887 |
80 |
76 |
2 |
2 |
4003 |
Oh! There’s a matching Svølsbard “25 MPH” sign on sale this weekend! |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4004 |
There are better ways of stopping the kids from running into each other. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
4005 |
Hey! What ya reading over there? 'Sucking Dick' magazine! |
1.0745 |
0.03114 |
94 |
88 |
5 |
1 |
4006 |
I’m serious, it’s my crossword—stay in your lane Jerry! |
1.0745 |
0.03462 |
94 |
89 |
3 |
2 |
4007 |
Meet me at the middle of the road for our weekly hand-off of the latest "New Yorker" edition. |
1.0745 |
0.03114 |
94 |
88 |
5 |
1 |
4008 |
The single white line means that your passes are discouraged." |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4009 |
So they all agreed to reneg on buying our property except the road line painters |
1.0741 |
0.03840 |
81 |
77 |
2 |
2 |
4010 |
Yes, I can still read between the lines. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4011 |
Look at all of the money we saved by not hiring lawyers and telling the judge to just split everything down the middle. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4012 |
Traffic used to be chaotic here. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4013 |
The day GPS was sent to the repair shop. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4014 |
Is this your method to thwart my sexual advances toward you? |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4015 |
Gotta love the cat's automatic feeder |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4016 |
The F train is running a little late today. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4017 |
This is all well and fine until it's time to put up the Christmas tree. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4018 |
Didn't anyone tell them this is OUR eminent domain? |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4019 |
At least it's not a solid line. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4020 |
Some guys from the state talking about imminent domain |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4021 |
You know dear, I’m really enjoying our new two lane marriage. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4022 |
Am I going to have to make it a solid white line? |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4023 |
The house will NOT split apart.
That is the same seam used to seal Amazon packages. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4024 |
And once again Jimmy's unicycle has a flat tire. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4025 |
The indoor cross-country race starts in an hour. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4026 |
I thought the dashes were straight-line races. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4027 |
I didn't think the infrastructure bill would be so divisive in the House. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4028 |
I feel like something has come between us."
Curt Wyffels
Plymouth, M |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4029 |
Well I'll be dashed, I just realised it's morse code for Toot Toot Toot. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4030 |
I can't wait to see what this does for our sex life. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4031 |
Does this apply to every part of the house or just the living room? |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4032 |
It's interesting to watch them coming and going. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4033 |
This way we know if we’re coming or going. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4034 |
Now, if you’ll just get up and move, the steps to the bed and the couch, where I’m laying are both on my side of the line. |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4035 |
The rogue line painters have finally been stone-walled. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4036 |
Where are you going to sleep? You put the stairs on my side. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4037 |
having a good novel our mind can imagine everything we feel sorry we feel happy we feel good or bad the depth of story can more stronger then our conscious mind or what we can see its beyond anything |
1.0737 |
0.03739 |
95 |
91 |
1 |
3 |
4038 |
The whole pack of Coyotes always step in the leader's footprint. |
1.0737 |
0.02695 |
95 |
88 |
7 |
0 |
4039 |
Honey, look, there’s a deal on a hotel in an Amsterdam neighborhood called the red-light district! |
1.0737 |
0.02695 |
95 |
88 |
7 |
0 |
4040 |
If you follow the building blocks make sure you have a quarter for the toll. It’s in front of the bathroom.” |
1.0737 |
0.03082 |
95 |
89 |
5 |
1 |
4041 |
Now I know why the Coyote is so sore at the Roadrunner. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4042 |
It's not a road. I was dragging my giant stitch spacer. |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
4043 |
Living in a house near the highway isn't so bad. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4044 |
Not everyone can resolve the marital conundrum of autonomy and relatedness. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4045 |
My caption contest entry about aardvarks didn't get nominated again. Nertz! Am I on a highway to hell? We'll find out if we live in England when the first car passes through. Your turn. The chair wants a hug. I ate a human finger for lunch. Burrrp! |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
4046 |
Do you really expect the kids to learn to walk the line? |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4047 |
I still think dots would have been more appropriate |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4048 |
I think we should pass in the day, too. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4049 |
That bypass has really made a difference. |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
4050 |
And now we wait for Wile E. Coyote to run into the wall! |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
4051 |
I’ll lay the next round of bricks tomorrow.”
Callum J. Rolfe, London U |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
4052 |
This detour for the Brooklyn Queens Expressway can take motorists pretty far afield. |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
4053 |
Where should we put Checkpoint Charlie? |
1.0727 |
0.02487 |
110 |
102 |
8 |
0 |
4054 |
When you said my way or the highway, I thought you were bluffing. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
4055 |
I made a pot roast, should I invite the diplomats for dinner? |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
4056 |
Are you going to the kitchen? |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
4057 |
Divorce DIY Style |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
4058 |
Lets just order in again |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4059 |
Don't bother following. It's not the yellow brick road. |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
4060 |
Now you understand. Our battle lines prevent us from bumping into one another make me very happy. |
1.0723 |
0.03749 |
83 |
79 |
2 |
2 |
4061 |
This article says your red state takes more money from the Fed than my blue state does. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4062 |
Can it be considered a line, if there's no sand? |
1.0723 |
0.03749 |
83 |
79 |
2 |
2 |
4063 |
I didn't think this is what the realtor meant when she said 'location location location' |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4064 |
Do you think aunt Gertrude will know to follow it? |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
4065 |
I have only three stipulations: no crossing, no talking, no farting. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4066 |
Secret to a happy relationship, is sticking to your lane” |
1.0722 |
0.02641 |
97 |
90 |
7 |
0 |
4067 |
I like that polka dot chair. Was that from Eileen’s moving sale?” #unfunnynewyorkercaptio |
1.0722 |
0.03020 |
97 |
91 |
5 |
1 |
4068 |
We can’t draw a conclusion that a left turn is scientifically the way. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4069 |
Did you happen to add the stop sign at the fridge? |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4070 |
Detente means the easing of hostilities. I think the phrase you were looking for is Stay There. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
4071 |
How this story ends, no one ever knows |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
4072 |
Now that's what I call a Retirement Plan. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
4073 |
The Mason-Dixon Line is a real thing. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4074 |
I don't remember this being in the prenuptial. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
4075 |
I know how to read between the lines. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
4076 |
I'll take the high road and you take the low road. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
4077 |
It says here it can be healthy for couples to spend some time apart from each other but this is going TOO far, George. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
4078 |
One more car on my side and you have to make dinner. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
4079 |
Oh look honey, here's a nice vacation home for only $100 a week; the description says it's right on the water. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
4080 |
I see the DMV finally put their yield signs on sale. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
4081 |
I’d hot a problem except at rush hour. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4082 |
Honey, I know you're upset, but we only have one bathroom! |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
4083 |
What do you think the Tesla is up to? |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4084 |
The bathroom is down the hall on the left. Be sure to allow plenty of time to stop and use the proper signal. |
1.0714 |
0.03705 |
84 |
80 |
2 |
2 |
4085 |
As long as it's a passing zone, feel free to pass on by. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
4086 |
Detours are everywhere these days |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4087 |
Isit really worth the $2 to let people use our bathroom. |
1.0707 |
0.02589 |
99 |
92 |
7 |
0 |
4088 |
Now I know why Bob Dylan doesn |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4089 |
If you want to know who did it, just follow the money. |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4090 |
When you’r finished with the Times throw it over here. |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4091 |
Have you noticed there's less foot traffic since they paved over the yellow bricks? |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4092 |
How’s the news on your side of the tracks? |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4093 |
Rascal Flatts was right |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4094 |
@stevejacksongames We're playing 1:1 Car Wars this weekend |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4095 |
Enough, Mildred, stay in your own lane! |
1.0704 |
0.03657 |
71 |
67 |
3 |
1 |
4096 |
I'm so happy ...there aren't any more traffic tie ups with the new passing lane! |
1.0704 |
0.04171 |
71 |
68 |
1 |
2 |
4097 |
When you said your house was close to the speedway you weren't kidding. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
4098 |
I think I left my clubs in your half. |
1.0700 |
0.02932 |
100 |
94 |
5 |
1 |
4099 |
It started as a way to divide the house but now we're making a tidy sum leasing it out as an I-95 detour. |
1.0700 |
0.02564 |
100 |
93 |
7 |
0 |
4100 |
Well, I told you to stay in your lane. |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
4101 |
You wanna trade lamps? |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
4102 |
English or American lanes? |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
4103 |
Country road, take me home, to the place where we belong. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4104 |
With just a small allocation from the Infrastructure bill,I think I could access the staircase and you could use the bathroom |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4105 |
Stay in your lane! You are driving me crazy! |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
4106 |
Somehow I don't think this is what Mom and Dad meant by "in equal shares". |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4107 |
I’ve cleaned my side of the street, have you? |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4108 |
Life is a highway. But, since it's a school night, you'll have to ride it until 8pm, not all night long. |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
4109 |
We really should put a tollbooth here.
Noah Dzurec, Clarks Summit, Pa |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4110 |
We need to talk to the cave owners association about this |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4111 |
It's a solid line is our bedroom, so you'll stay in your lane....if you know what I mean. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4112 |
I’m not going to tell you again, Jim- just stay in your lane. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4113 |
I took a left turn with the redecoration. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
4114 |
I figured since the kids are always running through the house. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
4115 |
I know we agreed to stay in our own lanes, but...where's the TV remote? |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
4116 |
This commute is killing me. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
4117 |
You were right; fearing for my life during rush hour really takes my mind off the presidential race for a moment. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
4118 |
He’s bringing his work home again. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
4119 |
You need to read this article on creativity in living on separate sides of a dotted line. I will sling it over to you. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
4120 |
I don’t think IRS is going to do a surprise audit on your home office square footage deduction |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
4121 |
As long as you can see it is safe to pass. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4122 |
Keep to the Right
Is Missing |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4123 |
So, Hal, my idea is working, don't you think? |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4124 |
Now that we've moved here, I still don't want to get my kicks. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4125 |
Remember, this is a ‘no pass’ zone.” |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4126 |
The deal we got on this place is borderline criminal. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4127 |
Says here, commute at home will replace work from home. We’re trendsetters! |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4128 |
You could at least have gotten it centered! |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4129 |
do i have to make it any clearer, go |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4130 |
Do you think that phrase ‘The Road Less Travelled’ is a metaphor? |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
4131 |
When it comes to the house my wife is really in the driving seat |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4132 |
Been a lot quieter in the living room since they put in the bypass. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4133 |
Billy really likes the L'il Road Crew set. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4134 |
Who needs couples therapy when we have separate bookshelves? |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4135 |
The Solomons’ compromise. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4136 |
Now Joshua, you know marriage is a two way street. |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
4137 |
I knew this rug would get a lot of traffic, but do we have to paint lines in the living room? |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4138 |
Harold, it’s double white lines from now on. It’s over. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4139 |
Remind me to put out milk and cookies for the postman. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4140 |
Darling, what is “imminent domain?” |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4141 |
I've ordered a Yield sign from the prison |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4142 |
Look Jeff, it’s a dotted line. It doesn’t mean that you CAN’T come over, just don’t stay over here very long. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4143 |
The Lemon scented markings really do help me grapple with the marriage divide. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4144 |
Baby formula 1 |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4145 |
It's a workable solution that the cat and the dog plus their life coaches agreed upon with the court order mediator |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4146 |
THE TRAFFIC FLOW HAS BEEN GREAT !!! |
1.0682 |
0.03149 |
88 |
83 |
4 |
1 |
4147 |
All we need is a Tesla |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4148 |
Colonizing their urban infrastructure was really future forward thinking, honey. Good one. |
1.0682 |
0.03539 |
88 |
84 |
2 |
2 |
4149 |
Yours, Mine + Ours |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4150 |
The Mayor thought it would be the best solution just to put the Thruway here. |
1.0682 |
0.03149 |
88 |
83 |
4 |
1 |
4151 |
I don’t know how you feel about the kitchen, but I really think not showering is helping with the peace and quiet around here. |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4152 |
Just stay in your lane.... |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4153 |
Go Birds |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4154 |
‘Their love of Tom Cochrane knew no bounds.’ |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4155 |
You take the fast lane, I like the off ramp. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
4156 |
This works pretty well, good thing I like ice cream and you like milk |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
4157 |
It says you must stay on your side until your finished shrinking |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
4158 |
My parents complained again we're constantly on the road. |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
4159 |
Our child said they want to make their own way. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
4160 |
Honey, I'm not sure if I like this whole "long distance" idea. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
4161 |
Calling for rain this weekend on the north side of the house |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
4162 |
So that solves the zoomies problem |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
4163 |
What do you say I build a wall and you pay for it? |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
4164 |
From now on, stay in your lane. You won't have to be sociable. |
1.0674 |
0.03500 |
89 |
85 |
2 |
2 |
4165 |
I’m giving you my undivided attention. |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
4166 |
Please enjoy the immersive experience of Racing to the Finish, the Dale Earnhardt Jr., story and please remember to keep all arms and legs inside of your chaise lounge |
1.0674 |
0.03114 |
89 |
84 |
4 |
1 |
4167 |
This argument is over. Stay in your own lane. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
4168 |
How should we split the tax bill? |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4169 |
Your son thinks this is easier than running after the ice-cream truck. |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
4170 |
I'll trade you 10 minutes of bathroom time for the same kitchen time? |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4171 |
Don't think of it as a borderline between your space and mine; think of it rather as the median strip of the highway of life. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4172 |
The Yellow Brick Road was getting a bit tiresome. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
4173 |
They asked to use the bathroom first. The probes come after that. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4174 |
If we were in America, you'd be on this side. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
4175 |
So nice livin' on Carefree Highway! |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
4176 |
It's working. We haven't butt heads in awhile. |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
4177 |
You're reading on the wrong side of the living room. |
1.0667 |
0.03462 |
90 |
86 |
2 |
2 |
4178 |
Who says you can't herd cats! |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4179 |
Traffic has been so nice since the college students returned to school. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4180 |
Is it dry yet? |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
4181 |
Sweetie,you can make a pass anytime. |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
4182 |
If I get this promotion, we’ll have median income. |
1.0667 |
0.03952 |
75 |
72 |
1 |
2 |
4183 |
Humor your Dad - he misses the commute. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4184 |
From now on you talk to me before selling any rights-of-way. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
4185 |
I’m glad you downloaded Where’s My Mailbox for me. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
4186 |
The real problem is choosing the time zone for dinner |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
4187 |
You left the butter out. |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
4188 |
If I cross the line, can we have a meal together today? |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
4189 |
That Virgin Hearse really gets around |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
4190 |
I'm glad we worked it out with the highway builders |
1.0659 |
0.03424 |
91 |
87 |
2 |
2 |
4191 |
If you’re considering a snack, there’s a jam in the kitchen. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4192 |
I guess it was just to get to the other side. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4193 |
You want to go out for a few beers with the boys? Fine. Just remember, half is mine." |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4194 |
"Navigating the Domestic Divide—one page at a time!" |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4195 |
I stay on my side unless I want something that's on yours. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4196 |
Life in the fast lane isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4197 |
This is a cheaper option than a property settlement in the divorce. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4198 |
On the fast track to the bathroom |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4199 |
I can’t hear the race coming when you’re breathing so loud. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4200 |
You sure we didn't build in the road right away? |
1.0658 |
0.03900 |
76 |
73 |
1 |
2 |
4201 |
Grubhub said our food would be here in seventeen minutes. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4202 |
Thank God we've got a "2 Cooks" kitchen. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4203 |
We do so much better when we stay in our lanes. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4204 |
There, now we don't have to talk about the line in the room. |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4205 |
Or
“If you painted a solid line, the kids wouldn’t keep going over to your side.” |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4206 |
It’s safe to go to the bathroom; she’s in the kitchen fueling. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4207 |
Just a matter of time when the other skid makes it mark |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
4208 |
We'll have to tell the tenants about the speed limit in the curve. |
1.0658 |
0.03900 |
76 |
73 |
1 |
2 |
4209 |
Mine, Mine, all Mine! |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4210 |
The landlord’s from Los Angeles. |
1.0652 |
0.02588 |
92 |
86 |
6 |
0 |
4211 |
The road not taken after the millenium |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4212 |
I guess all roads really do lead to home |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4213 |
We have an eminent domain so where's our glossy profile? |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4214 |
We saved legal fees by switching to duct tape! |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4215 |
When was the last time we took the dog to the vet? |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
4216 |
Traffic through the house has been so less dangerous now that we had the lanes painted |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4217 |
I always wondered why did the boyfriend cross the road? |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4218 |
Stay on your own side. This isn't Britain. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4219 |
I didn't take it literally when the realtor said living in this house would be akin to having a pathway to heaven. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4220 |
I you want a carpool line, we need to grow the family |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
4221 |
Remember, for all vehicles doing over 35 mph, the citation is now $150. |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
4222 |
You're allowed to make a pass over a dotted line. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4223 |
You need a sign? Speaks for itself. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4224 |
According to the lease, I only pay for the space I occupy. |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
4225 |
Based on the success of our peaceful, bloodless realignment of geopolitical boundaries, I feel comfortable asking you this historically sensitive question, Do you have any chips? |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4226 |
You seem a lot happier on your side... |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
4227 |
This says that when walking, to walk AGAINST traffic. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4228 |
So ,I'm not totally in the doghouse?
Right? Honey?" |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4229 |
Honey, did you see that if we replace the paintings with road signs our relationships will last 7655 hours more? |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4230 |
OK, Greg. I'm ready for our two-minute session of physical touch. You may cross. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4231 |
Two skis would make less noise! |
1.0645 |
0.02983 |
93 |
88 |
4 |
1 |
4232 |
The dog needs a bath and something for his hiccups. |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
4233 |
'How do we tell which one of us is living life in the slow lane?' |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4234 |
Marty, you chose live-in divorce; the bathroom is on my side; the pool is on your side - do the math! |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4235 |
I think there’s a bee in the house. |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
4236 |
If your mother comes to live with us, we will have to renegotiate the line. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4237 |
Your Tom Cochran obsession is getting out of hand. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4238 |
The divided Information Superhighway |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
4239 |
I SEE THAT THEY'RE PLANNING A NEW HIGHWAY RIGHT THROUGH OUR HOUSE. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4240 |
Thankfully, there is a passing lane on the way to the fridge. |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
4241 |
Door Dash now does kitchen delivery. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4242 |
Wait till construction season. |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
4243 |
A nation that stands collectively begins...wait, what? |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4244 |
This is not what I meant when I asked if youvwanted to watch Road House. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4245 |
Told you it was a bad idea to leave it to a coin toss |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4246 |
What are you reading, honey? Whatever it is, I bet it’s not very good. You have subpar taste in literature. Your sensibilities are crude. Crass. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4247 |
Separation time |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4248 |
As we grow older, we can look at the silver lining! |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4249 |
I don't think I will vote for a Republican ever again. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4250 |
Thanks to counseling we've improved from a solid line. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4251 |
Happy birthday son. Your investment portfolio will bear a Darwinian correspondence to accessibility of domestic comforts henceforth. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4252 |
I'm so tired. Of life. I think I should seek help. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4253 |
What should we call it? Boulevard? Avenue? Way? |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4254 |
It's getting late. What do you say we haul our dashes to bed? |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4255 |
If you ignore this, a yellow line is next. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4256 |
Can you please breathe in your own lane? |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4257 |
My side is cleaner than yours, but you have better light. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4258 |
Let's make a date to snuggle up over here as soon as they rebuild the bridge. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4259 |
See! We can live separately together...now that's a road you don't want to cross! |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4260 |
Quit complaining. It could be a solid line, you know.
Barbara Morris, Falls Church, Virginia |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4261 |
So this is what life in the fast lane is like. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4262 |
That traffic engineer was a heen idea. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4263 |
You said you like a woman with a landing strip, Greg. |
1.0633 |
0.03293 |
79 |
75 |
3 |
1 |
4264 |
Another with no turn signal. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4265 |
You just can't get a cartoonist to sign on the dotted line. |
1.0632 |
0.02509 |
95 |
89 |
6 |
0 |
4266 |
Damn bike lanes never get used. |
1.0632 |
0.02921 |
95 |
90 |
4 |
1 |
4267 |
Danny Torrance just loves riding that big wheel. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4268 |
I just have this weird feeling the Keane boy was here. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4269 |
Take the next exit to Home Depot |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4270 |
Laps ahead of you, Dan. |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4271 |
Working from home is great, but I miss the commute. |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4272 |
I know...but we got a real deal on the price! |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4273 |
Let me know when you want to talk about it. |
1.0625 |
0.02891 |
96 |
91 |
4 |
1 |
4274 |
I love the information highway but sometimes, just a book or magazine is soooo relaxing! |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
4275 |
It’s almost time for the kids to tear along the dotted line… |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4276 |
Please look both ways before you cross |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4277 |
This doesn't mean you're in the passing lane. |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4278 |
She got the idea from rainbow pride street painting. |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4279 |
Welcome to the slow speed data highway' |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4280 |
They say the lines mean you can cross, but please don't. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4281 |
It’s a small world after all |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4282 |
There has to be a better way to teach kids fractions |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4283 |
I told you the new highway shortcut was a bad idea! |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4284 |
Bookings are down on our StreetBnB. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4285 |
Don: "Aren't those banned?" Elly: "Yep, I'm just finishing the chapter on book sales on the black market." |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
4286 |
Come enjoy this new co-chilling experience |
1.0625 |
0.02483 |
96 |
90 |
6 |
0 |
4287 |
Ohh, ‘it’s all roads lead to home’ |
1.0625 |
0.03253 |
80 |
76 |
3 |
1 |
4288 |
The passing lane is a great addition.
But who is ever just content getting by? |
1.0619 |
0.03216 |
97 |
93 |
2 |
2 |
4289 |
Let's not get too excited now. This is not a scenic highway. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4290 |
Always said this house had some exclusive traits." |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4291 |
He saw NASCAR in downtown Chicago...... |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
4292 |
Makes it easier for the Grubhub drivers. |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
4293 |
Oh, did I forget to mention they are putting in a 2 lane highway?
They say it will cut our mortgage in half. |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
4294 |
Chicagoans are unhappy with the new NASCAR racetrack |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4295 |
They are sitting at the tollbooth already. No lemonade for this summer! |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4296 |
Your idea to install tolls really quieted things down. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4297 |
Come downstairs George, it’s time for Drag Race! |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4298 |
So, the middle-path DOES ensure a peaceful life. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4299 |
When the Acme Real Estate agent said it was spacious, weren’t you the least bit suspicious? |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
4300 |
He communicates more clearly than you do, Sweetheart! |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
4301 |
We should put in a yield sign. |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
4302 |
How many lanes do bikes need? |
1.0612 |
0.02434 |
98 |
92 |
6 |
0 |
4303 |
Grandpa did the thing with the hot dogs again. |
1.0610 |
0.03618 |
82 |
79 |
1 |
2 |
4304 |
So frank I guess you forgot the bathroom is on my side. I guess you'll have to pee outside |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4305 |
North Maria/South Maria |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4306 |
Just don't cross it where it is double and in yellow |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
4307 |
Good to go! |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
4308 |
You don't belong here, Henry. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4309 |
The space has really opened up since we got rid of the buffer zone. |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
4310 |
Was it going up or going down? |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4311 |
I've always wanted to read on the dotted line, |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4312 |
It's OCD. He wants to make sure I stay in my own lane. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4313 |
The Oreos are on the top shelf behind the Marshmallow Fluff. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
4314 |
Traffic experts call it 'induced demand'. It leads to the kitchen. |
1.0606 |
0.02410 |
99 |
93 |
6 |
0 |
4315 |
That's one way to solve the housing crisis. |
1.0606 |
0.03663 |
66 |
63 |
2 |
1 |
4316 |
I think we should repaint the on-ramp. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
4317 |
We are divided on the issue. |
1.0606 |
0.03663 |
66 |
63 |
2 |
1 |
4318 |
Now all I need is a big pair of scissors and a husband-sized envelope. |
1.0602 |
0.03137 |
83 |
79 |
3 |
1 |
4319 |
Just remember: no jaywalking |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4320 |
Do you think our place is now managed by the Department of the Interior Decoration? |
1.0602 |
0.03137 |
83 |
79 |
3 |
1 |
4321 |
We should have taken those "Share the Road" signs more seriously. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4322 |
When our therapist recommended that we should be more mindful of having our right brain drive our interactions, I'm not sure this is what she meant. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4323 |
The Multiverse is ripping apart at the seems |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4324 |
5G Digest summarizes all the signals in our house today.” |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4325 |
This mini self-driving shuttle inside our home was a perfect idea. Now you don’t have to walk. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4326 |
After the last recession we ditched our Bank and decided to bury our treasure. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4327 |
So glad we got a place on Route 1. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
4328 |
We need some back traction as much as we can get. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
4329 |
You can still use the stairs anytime you want - for a flat fee of one dollar round trip. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4330 |
Thank God for electric vehicles. At least we can peacefully read! |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4331 |
On the reel side. Did you see that? |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4332 |
You may now safely cross the broken yellow line |
1.0595 |
0.03101 |
84 |
80 |
3 |
1 |
4333 |
It's time to take the plunge and get the solid line. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4334 |
I am a little confused. Did someone just
come in or did someone just leave? |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4335 |
Unless you’re speed reading, I guess we’re both in the slow lane. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4336 |
Ok,you’re Left and I’m Right. Got it? |
1.0588 |
0.03065 |
85 |
81 |
3 |
1 |
4337 |
... just waiting for roadkill ... |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
4338 |
It’s going OK. How’s it going over at your rest stop? |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
4339 |
If you think this is bad you should see the parking lot. |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4340 |
Divorce is out of the question dear ... I'm sure this will work... |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4341 |
You've gotten carried away with that Alltrails app. |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4342 |
I think the ants have gotten to the churros again. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
4343 |
It's Muffin's idea, really. You stay on your side of the line, and I'll stay on hers. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
4344 |
I know we live in a 50/50 divorce state, but isn’t this a bit ridiculous? |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
4345 |
If you join me on the couch, we can take the diamond lane to the kitchen. |
1.0588 |
0.03492 |
85 |
82 |
1 |
2 |
4346 |
This job is much more enjoyable since the governor approved the Tollbooth Upgrade budget. |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4347 |
The ideal marriage. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
4348 |
It's the road to nirvana, in case you are ever interested. |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4349 |
Is it the broken or solid line I can't cross? |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4350 |
As long as it’s not the exit ramp to MacDonald’s |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
4351 |
I’m counting laps, you check for fouls. |
1.0588 |
0.03065 |
85 |
81 |
3 |
1 |
4352 |
Maybe we should have let the Highway Department raze the house. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4353 |
Just one question: Which of us is in the fast lane? |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4354 |
It's okay to pass on the straightaway. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4355 |
I believe it's your move. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4356 |
Do you hear scissors going snip-snip-snip? Sounds like they're getting close! |
1.0581 |
0.03030 |
86 |
82 |
3 |
1 |
4357 |
„I've recently become a big street art enthusiast.“ |
1.0581 |
0.03030 |
86 |
82 |
3 |
1 |
4358 |
I’m autopiloting the highway of life. |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
4359 |
This is my companies idea of a work-life balance . |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
4360 |
They say “all roads lead to Rome.” To me, it looks like this one just leads to the kitchen. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
4361 |
Yes, this is how we share this house. Social closeness gives me anxiety." |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
4362 |
When do Fluffy and Rex race? |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
4363 |
Stay on track babe “ |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
4364 |
Eminent domain? But you’re not the government! |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
4365 |
I’ll trade turning down the humidifier for some bagel bites |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
4366 |
Tom was right, life really is a highway |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
4367 |
CAUTION
Bridge Out
Dangerous Conditions
Drive At Your Own Risk
Road Work To End 1/1/2024
DETOUR |
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My therapist says I should clearly define my personal boundaries. |
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I wonder if they'll be adding some speed bumps! |
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Well, it is electric! |
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I'll take a hard pass. |
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Thanks for increasing the delay on the stoplight..... |
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It looks like your Dad found the trail of full beer cans . |
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You seriously cant answer the door for GrubHub ! |
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Sometimes it feels like there is a vast divide between us. |
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Autonomous cars have taken over highways. Now they’re taking over hallways. |
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Life's so much easier since we admitted we've been going in different directions. |
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I like to think that the turnpike eminent domain project will also prove good for our marriage. |
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You should have taken the high road. |
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Because it's a "OK to pass" zone. |
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Our therapist was right, this makes the division of labor so much easier, don't you think?" |
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On the fast track…. |
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At least our tax dollars are doing something |
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How do I feel? You don't have to read between the lines |
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When he comes around again,shoot him. |
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It’s our new art installation. I call it “spaces in our togetherness”. |
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They it'll save commuters five minutes a day. |
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Divided Line
Proceed with Caution |
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Lewis Hamilton said he'd drop by. |
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I told her they would make a better statement if they were yellow. |
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It’s the only way that dog’s zoomies are gunna get him anywhere |
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Is it time for the old "switcheroo"? |
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We should redo the carpet before the kids visit. |
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Did you remember to feed Pancake and Roadkill? |
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Do you know where the car keys are? |
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I thought having the highway come through would be different. |
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It's a perforation. This side is mine once the divorce is final. |
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It’s nice to see John Jr. take such a great interest in his new city job! |
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Just don't cross it until our 50th Anniversary. Then it's OK. |
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I thought I’d hate getting a place so close to the street, but now I can’t imagine going without it.” |
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Jaywalking allowed to those who are kind and considerate |
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At least we're allowed to make passes. |
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I said sign the county separation papers not the right of eminent domain documents. |
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I don’t think community property is going to work here. |
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Before we got rich, life was interesting. Let's go out and watch the birds and the bees. |
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I was told if we did this, Paul Newman would come back to life. |
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This Joe Biden training has gone too far my dear. Can you still stand? |
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I told you underground railroad was a rough road. |
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We should have made it a no crossing double yellow line so that there would be absolutely no chance of interaction. |
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The highway paving crew is scheduled for tomorrow. |
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Glad we found a way to keep peace at home. |
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The state ran out of money while building the interstate. |
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Don’t look at me in that way, you were the one who wanted easy money by just doing nothing. |
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This Route 66 temporary detour is driving me nuts. |
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No sex please, we're British. |
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Thanks for putting in this accommodation for my mother.”
- John Elliott
Alexandria, Va |
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It's not a solid yellow. You can cross over with caution. |
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Our separation is working out just fine |
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This is the best Feng Shui bagua I've ever enjoyed. |
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Why do our children leave trails like that? This isn't a Family Circus cartoon. |
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Relax, at least you get to pass through. |
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This is perfect. Now I live in North Carolina while you live in South Carolina. |
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Dear, it's your week to look the front door. |
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This story is too pedestrian. |
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What is a 7 letter word for fusional relationship? |
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Last time you used the bathroom, you overstayed your visa. |
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You see? Dividing everything by half is easy. |
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There’s having a healthy ego and then there’s naming your half Stan-stan-stan, Stan. |
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The road construction people just can't turn it off! |
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Paying for the espresso lane is worth it! |
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Looks like one of the Keane kids stopped by. |
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A dog or cat would cross the line; may I suggest an aquarium |
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I think I’m going to resume my anxious pacing |
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hey are you familiar with the doppler effect? |
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Just a couple of more years then I promise we will take the road, Jack |
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I think the dog is in heat. |
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I hope mom’s self driving car finds the garage ok |
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You still haven't learned how to yield me the right of way. |
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Can you at least tell me how it ends? I'll read you the beginning. |
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Sorry, you just kept on pushing my love over the borderline. |
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Was that a motorcycle gang, or just my hearing aid acting up? |
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What can I say
I'm living in the fast lane |
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Hey Elon,who says Toronto has a housing problem? Agreed Jeff. If only the whole world was like this. |
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Fred is now into Grand Prix racing. |
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You don't have to move out if you split everything in the divorce. |
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Life's been much better since our couples therapist suggested we define the fault lines in our marriage. |
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Why did the architect cross the road? |
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The dollar bills lead to a trap door over an alligator pit. Let's see the greedy little brat get out of this one. |
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Less Home |
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Excuse me. Do you speak English? |
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I just got tired of the left/right shuffle between us every morning. |
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Just a coupla lot lizards |
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I'm thinking of getting a steam cleaner for the high traffic areas in the house |
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And, since you always prefer desserts to my dinners, we will have to flip the fridge horizontally. |
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Can't wait to see who comes in to 'follow the money'. |
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Now that you’re back living at home, we’re gonna divide up the chores and expenses” |
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What the hell is that in the middle of the floor? |
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Why do NASCAR cars only turn left? |
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And I am thinking of the zebra strips, again. |
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Even with just compensation for the government taking, do you feel like we have reasonable use of our property?”
“You can still read, can’t you? |
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Can't believe they put the anchovies on the wrong side again. |
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There comes a time when you just have to draw a line! |
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Meet-cute on the in-home superhighway. Damned ! Why aren |
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Reading: a boon without bane |
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Not bad Norma, but I assumed the new highway would have gone through the dining room. |
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What say we reverse direction today? |
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That's it. See you at my place every Sunday 6 pm. BYO." |
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I just missed rush hour." |
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Isn't is great that Race Communications has finally come through our neighborhood? |
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This looks like a great place for a freeway. |
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At least they are off their screens... |
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The new two-lane walkway really caused a stir worthy of after-hours conversation in the Mid-Century People Museum. |
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OK. We're ready now for the Tour de France! |
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They are coming down the HOMEstretch |
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Very dangerous. There should be no passing on the blind corner. |
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Well, at least he will pass the sobriety test! |
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When you finish that British novel, come on over to my side! |
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This is where I “draw the line” |
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Unfortunately last night, we had one hundred cars before the ice-dream truck. |
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I liked it better when it was a No Passing zone. |
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I think we need to add bike lanes both directions. |
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I’ll hand over the paper and then go into the “No Passing” room to make dinner. |
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Remind me to open the windows during rush hour, the fumes are killing me. |
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Life really is a highway. |
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Just make sure you signal before you change lanes. |
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The lawyer recommended it be added as a special clause in the prenup. |
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Say it again in your Vince Vaughn voice. |
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Pete Davidson will come through any minute. |
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In England, cats have zoomies on the left side of the road. |
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Thank goodness we took the weekend to hide our retirement funds. Now it's safe and secure. |
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I’m not sure what we’ll do when the Fernsby’s visit from across the pond. |
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So they’ve decided on where to put the new highway! |
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Oh yeah,Dorothy called earlier and asked for directions. I told her to just follow the Yellow Brick Road. |
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Pass only when opposing vehicle is not in your face. |
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Wow says here that the President really wants to improve our infrastructure....hmmmmmmm..... |
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This map is so old it might be worth something. |
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Better not forget. That’s the Maginot line and I ‘m Germany. |
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It's my antidote to rush hour. |
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Looks like somebody missed the coin toss. |
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Keep it up and cul-de-sacs will be next. |
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We must obey the traffic line markings. You can make a pass at me in this room only. |
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Cross that line and I'll beat you worse than Biden beat Trump in 2020--hugely worse! |
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Hey, was that Billy or PJ? |
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He told me to stay in my lane, let’s see how long he thinks that now! |
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Finally Hank got it his way. He loved his couch more than Steven. |
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How can we afford to fight in such a large apartment in New York while the rest of the world is barely making ends meet? |
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I think this consciuos uncoupling it's really working out |
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Remember, we agreed to play ‘Simon Says’ to do things. |
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Our marriage agreement says "tear on the dotted line" |
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Wanna switch? Could I try your side? |
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This sounds right out of a movie |
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Traffic ahead without alternative routes, guess I’ll see you some other time. |
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Hey Bobby! Wanna switch magazines? Alright, I got the eraser. |
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I'm thinking we add a few lanes. |
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Screw Eminent Domain. |
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Parallel play, parallel parking |
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It’s only flat on the bottom. |
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What's these lines mom?"
"Eminent Domain. |
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I'm going to need you to get me something upstairs again,please. |
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So you’re gonna build a border wall and I’m supposed to pay for it? |
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Tsk! You don't even have the stairs. |
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Better tha war’ |
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Sure, you can call it The Maginot Line, or The Mason-Dixon Line, or whatever you like - just don't cross it. |
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vhjbjk |
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4525 |
¡observaste eso, fue fugaz...como las ideas!
Luis Fernando Tolentino, Hidalgo, México. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
4526 |
I'm glad we kept your old shoulder pad in the city. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
4527 |
It's fine unless there's an accident on the M95....that's when it becomes a Madhouse. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
4528 |
Traffic’s light tonight. You can pass at any time. |
1.0460 |
0.02258 |
87 |
83 |
4 |
0 |
4529 |
You stay on your side, and I'll stay on mine. Just watch out for traffic. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
4530 |
I don't know what it was. Do unicorns have only one foot? |
1.0455 |
0.03367 |
66 |
64 |
1 |
1 |
4531 |
Honey, the kids not only unicycling inside, hes practicing his JUMPS too… how safe can that be? |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
4532 |
Should I walk on the left side or right side and can I overtake? |
1.0455 |
0.03367 |
66 |
64 |
1 |
1 |
4533 |
We are now officially entering the automotive phase! |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
4534 |
This is taking "near transportation" to a whole new level. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
4535 |
It’s a Small World after All” (with due acknowledgment to Disney) 2079: Scenes of people using an old-fashioned material called “paper” to get their reading materials.
Alternative:
Marital Bliss with a leisurely view of Mine and Yours |
1.0455 |
0.02757 |
88 |
85 |
2 |
1 |
4536 |
I’m sure glad we test-sat this couch first. I really like the handling. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
4537 |
Just keep your side of the street clean, Mort, and we won't have any problems |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
4538 |
All I did was tell him to unload the dishwasher. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
4539 |
At first, I didn't believe the mayor when he said he was going to make the bus stops feel like home |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
4540 |
Paula thinks the burritos create a forcefield |
1.0448 |
0.03317 |
67 |
65 |
1 |
1 |
4541 |
You're the one who wanted a corner lot! |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
4542 |
Now this is what I call a Complete Street |
1.0444 |
0.02184 |
90 |
86 |
4 |
0 |
4543 |
How’s the weather over in South Carolina this evening? |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
4544 |
Your turn to find out where Jeffy is going. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
4545 |
She's in training to be a runway model. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
4546 |
What good is a line when I can still hear you breathing! |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
4547 |
I see Doctor Jones came by for a visit? |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
4548 |
. I was raised on the street yo |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
4549 |
Both bathrooms are on my side but you can use the one that accepts credit cards. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
4550 |
I thought this was a no passing zone? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
4551 |
You're a real chauvinist, Steve. That guy stops to ask me for directions to the kitchen, and you say 'hell if she knows.' |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
4552 |
Isn’t this the best vacation we’ve ever had! |
1.0435 |
0.03222 |
69 |
67 |
1 |
1 |
4553 |
Tomorrow's our session with the couples traffic therapist. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
4554 |
And the weather we’ve been having, have you seen the forecast? I’m so tired of rain at this point |
1.0435 |
0.03222 |
69 |
67 |
1 |
1 |
4555 |
Finally, no more hassle of going to the front door every time there’s a delivery.” |
1.0429 |
0.03176 |
70 |
68 |
1 |
1 |
4556 |
I’m starting to think a prenup would have been more efficient than now splitting everything in half. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
4557 |
This is the last time I’m calling Miss Dig. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
4558 |
It seems like we have reached a bit of an in-pass here. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
4559 |
Keep the lanes clear and we'll always have a speedway to snacks. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
4560 |
I can’t believe anyone else has a state line running through their house. It seems a little bureaucratic. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
4561 |
I think of it as a boundary we can be mindful of but easily cut through if we need to. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
4562 |
Don't forget to indicate before changing lanes |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
4563 |
I warned hiring an unlicensed contractor for the tile backsplash was a mistake! |
1.0426 |
0.02093 |
94 |
90 |
4 |
0 |
4564 |
This line is where I draw the line. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4565 |
They went to the woods but ran out of snacks. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4566 |
Don't complain. They're timed to illuminate after happy hour. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4567 |
Stay out of my lane. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4568 |
Just stay in your lane, and read between the lines. |
1.0423 |
0.03131 |
71 |
69 |
1 |
1 |
4569 |
You may cross over the line if you bring me a glass of ice water with lemon. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4570 |
I get the bathroom, you get the kitchen. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4571 |
Told you that bike lanes would alleviate congestion. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4572 |
Babe, you know I’m colorblind |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4573 |
I don't know if building a wall is the right move |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4574 |
Wow that Infrastructure Bill has cut my commute from the kitchen to the living room in half..! |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
4575 |
This makes it much easier to stay in my own lane! |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
4576 |
Just one of the joys of living with a person with Autism. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
4577 |
Homer says it helps him prepare for his driving test. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
4578 |
Its the China 9-dash line. Apparently this sofa belongs to China in the South China Sea. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
4579 |
Why? Because it’s even more cost effective than a low cost uncontested divorce. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
4580 |
Cohabitating because divorce is too expensive. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
4581 |
It’s just…if I knew Herbie’d be getting fully loaded all the time, I would’ve made a bigger door. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
4582 |
I said 'honk!' |
1.0411 |
0.03046 |
73 |
71 |
1 |
1 |
4583 |
Okay, I can accept the silent treatment. I deserve it. But don’t you think dividing the house in half is a bit extreme? Also, why does your side get the stairs? |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
4584 |
…and no leash rules at my favorite rest stop! |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
4585 |
One man’s spam is another man’s headline. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
4586 |
I’m waiting for a jogger to tear along the dotted line. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
4587 |
You told me to stay in my lane. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
4588 |
Martha, you're reading on the wrong side of the road. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
4589 |
I told you not to touch the thermostat Jan |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
4590 |
I told you he had too many Brio tracks already. |
1.0405 |
0.03005 |
74 |
72 |
1 |
1 |
4591 |
Mom and Dad would be so impressed by our adulting. |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
4592 |
If we end up wanting a divorce, it'll make things a lot easier. |
1.0400 |
0.02965 |
75 |
73 |
1 |
1 |
4593 |
I think it's a pit stop. |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
4594 |
No thanks. I'll stay in the passing lane. |
1.0396 |
0.01950 |
101 |
97 |
4 |
0 |
4595 |
Alright first you go to your side of the room and I’ll go to mine and then we’ll drop our pants and stare deep into each others eyes while we masturbate furiously |
1.0396 |
0.02405 |
101 |
98 |
2 |
1 |
4596 |
He forgot it was time for his Zoom. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
4597 |
I think the speed limit is too high near the credenza. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
4598 |
He's always been rather flat-footed. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
4599 |
I said 'my way OR the highway.' |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
4600 |
Thank your lucky stairs, the road ahead is toll free.
Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
4601 |
I’ll add crosswalk, eventually |
1.0395 |
0.02926 |
76 |
74 |
1 |
1 |
4602 |
Work life balance buddy, I’ve never looked back… |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
4603 |
Great Roadside Seats! |
1.0390 |
0.02889 |
77 |
75 |
1 |
1 |
4604 |
I didn’t know God had a marker |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
4605 |
Junior doesn’t yet comprehend the expression “make tracks for …” |
1.0390 |
0.02889 |
77 |
75 |
1 |
1 |
4606 |
Your Dad must be reading 'Hot Rod Digest' again! |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
4607 |
I'll let you go upstairs to use the bathroom if you'll let me go into the kitchen to get a snack. |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
4608 |
Do you ever regret wanting to build our house on a Formula 1 track? |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
4609 |
Deal with life at your own pace. |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
4610 |
The gps never lies |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
4611 |
Glad we're no longer ships passing in the night. |
1.0385 |
0.02852 |
78 |
76 |
1 |
1 |
4612 |
Billy came by this morning. |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
4613 |
Diane, are you enjoying the tunnel of love? |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
4614 |
The divided highway is just around the corner, honey. |
1.0385 |
0.02192 |
78 |
75 |
3 |
0 |
4615 |
Life in the fast lane is everything I hoped it would be. |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
4616 |
And then one day, we both looked up at the exact same time, with the exact same thought, and that thought was: which of us is going to be the first to finally beat a path out of here, once and for all, and never come back? |
1.0380 |
0.02816 |
79 |
77 |
1 |
1 |
4617 |
I'm glad we didn't let eminent domain of this freeway building take over our home! |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
4618 |
I think the separation is working out well, don't you? |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
4619 |
is junior playing dominoes again? |
1.0375 |
0.02781 |
80 |
78 |
1 |
1 |
4620 |
This separate but equal thing is great but I miss yelling at you for leaving the toilet lid up. |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
4621 |
Honey, are we riding on the right or on the left this week? |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
4622 |
Starlink is keeping a closer eye on us than I thought. |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
4623 |
Monaco Grand Prix |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
4624 |
It's a really good book about 'foreshawing' and how to read the clues in front of you in order to avert disasters. |
1.0370 |
0.02111 |
81 |
78 |
3 |
0 |
4625 |
im smoking that joe biden pack §§§§ |
1.0370 |
0.02111 |
81 |
78 |
3 |
0 |
4626 |
I just love our new house. |
1.0370 |
0.02111 |
81 |
78 |
3 |
0 |
4627 |
I believe that our son is playing F1 again |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
4628 |
We can each claim to be on the right side of the tracks. |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
4629 |
Phew! Finally, a road that leads to freedom. |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
4630 |
He's your dog...you deal with it! |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
4631 |
Quality time is the secret to our success |
1.0366 |
0.02713 |
82 |
80 |
1 |
1 |
4632 |
It's like a highway through our house. |
1.0361 |
0.02681 |
83 |
81 |
1 |
1 |
4633 |
I rented out your bedroom to a group of migrants. I'm gonna use the money to get a sex change operation. |
1.0357 |
0.02037 |
84 |
81 |
3 |
0 |
4634 |
Depressed? That doesn't sound like Pac-Man. |
1.0357 |
0.02037 |
84 |
81 |
3 |
0 |
4635 |
You don't understand me. I feel like there is a highway between us. |
1.0349 |
0.01990 |
86 |
83 |
3 |
0 |
4636 |
A separation of things or relationships, seven letters. |
1.0349 |
0.01990 |
86 |
83 |
3 |
0 |
4637 |
Let’s get delivery. |
1.0333 |
0.01903 |
90 |
87 |
3 |
0 |
4638 |
I guess life really is a highway! |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
4639 |
If he doesn't take that turn into the kitchen at a full 90°, I'm calling for take out. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
4640 |
Tesla announces new: Texting and Walking Tracks. |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
4641 |
They say the flow of energy from one room to the next is an important principal of feng shui." |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
4642 |
If this is The Road to Perdition, my only question is, what do you want to order in tonight? |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
4643 |
I see you're reading about the Monroe Doctrine, and territorial imperatives. |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
4644 |
I am not getting a maid for the roadkill. |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
4645 |
The Trump Meridian divided the Jone's house right to left. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
4646 |
Have you followed the Yellow Striped Road? |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
4647 |
That means we can pass each other in the night, dear. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
4648 |
Divorce lawyers’ advice:
Never leave the marital home. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
4649 |
Hmm, Doyle Brunson died. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
4650 |
Maybe this time you’ll look both ways before watching Game of Thrones while our children are home. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
4651 |
The morning traffic is light today |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
4652 |
There’s nothing in the settlement stating that you have a ‘right a way’ to the stairs. |
1.0294 |
0.02941 |
68 |
67 |
0 |
1 |
4653 |
Not exactly what I thought when you said a split entry |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
4654 |
I wonder when he free's the sofa |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
4655 |
Look, I appreciate the savings you've made
when selecting curbside pickup... |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
4656 |
This Yankee girl thinks you’re taking your Southern pride a bit too far! |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
4657 |
It’s amazing how our plots are going nowhere fast. |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
4658 |
AI is really making the New Cold War experience more personal than the last one. |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
4659 |
Clearly in your "life-space" every subsistence operation is your responsibility! |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
4660 |
Oh yeah? Well I double dog dare YOU! |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
4661 |
The 'Line of Death' is the best thing that ever happened to our marriage. |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
4662 |
It’s convenient to live around a train track. You can travel in comfort. |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
4663 |
Be honest. You ever think we should change the living room to a “No Passing” zone? |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
4664 |
We have to tell Jeff to stop traipsing through the living room with dashes on his shoes. |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
4665 |
This should help cut down on foot traffic." |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
4666 |
I am reading "the mysterious single Bigfoot ". |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
4667 |
Interesting article here about Robert Moses and the West Village! |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
4668 |
So, I'm fast lane heading in. You're fast lane heading out. |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
4669 |
If it kept the peace with my brother when I was a kid, I figure a line down the middle of the room should work now too. |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
4670 |
Since there are no cars on the road, why can't we just cross and switch couches? |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
4671 |
These Formula 1 racetracks are really starting to get out of hand. |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
4672 |
Don't worry, John Fetterman designed the road.
"95, 95, 95, I-95 running, running... over there."
Did you know the president himself is John's speechwriter? He is top dog in the Senate, for sure. |
1.0270 |
0.02703 |
74 |
73 |
0 |
1 |
4673 |
I'm hungry. Let's get off at the next exit and find someplace to eat. |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
4674 |
But you said in England they drive on the other side of the road |
1.0270 |
0.01898 |
74 |
72 |
2 |
0 |
4675 |
So . . . do you think he made it yet |
1.0267 |
0.01873 |
75 |
73 |
2 |
0 |
4676 |
How ‘bout a sandwich for 10 minutes in the bathroom? |
1.0267 |
0.01873 |
75 |
73 |
2 |
0 |
4677 |
The price of gasoline has certainly cut down on traffic. |
1.0267 |
0.01873 |
75 |
73 |
2 |
0 |
4678 |
Parent-led drivers ed is so much easier now. |
1.0267 |
0.01873 |
75 |
73 |
2 |
0 |
4679 |
Fine, but hurry back. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
4680 |
Mall walk at home, you said. So who are these strangers? |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
4681 |
I think Indiana Jones came through here |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
4682 |
Just follow the trail of bacon to the bathroom scale, you chubby loaf. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
4683 |
And no jay-walking in the living room! |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
4684 |
They got really creative with the Monaco Grand Prix re-route. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
4685 |
He crossed the 'no passing zone' and was speeding! |
1.0260 |
0.01825 |
77 |
75 |
2 |
0 |
4686 |
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden |
1.0260 |
0.02597 |
77 |
76 |
0 |
1 |
4687 |
I get a kick out of watching the kids tear along the dotted line. |
1.0260 |
0.01825 |
77 |
75 |
2 |
0 |
4688 |
I feel like a Vin Diesel movie tonight. |
1.0260 |
0.01825 |
77 |
75 |
2 |
0 |
4689 |
War of the Posies (a la War of the Roses) |
1.0256 |
0.01801 |
78 |
76 |
2 |
0 |
4690 |
the last time you heard “beep beep” it was just that Road Runner again |
1.0256 |
0.01801 |
78 |
76 |
2 |
0 |
4691 |
Now I more fully appreciate the meaning of "Stay in your lane." |
1.0256 |
0.01801 |
78 |
76 |
2 |
0 |
4692 |
I'm ready to change lanes in life. |
1.0253 |
0.01779 |
79 |
77 |
2 |
0 |
4693 |
You're reading Dashiell Hammett? I'm reading DASH magazine. |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
4694 |
You opted in for the higher insurance premium on junior's Hot Wheels, right |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
4695 |
Hardwood works so much better than carpet - in a high traffic area anyway. |
1.0250 |
0.02500 |
80 |
79 |
0 |
1 |
4696 |
Hmm! I can't get her out of my mind. I think I'll risk a no-passing zone pass. |
1.0250 |
0.02500 |
80 |
79 |
0 |
1 |
4697 |
As long as you stay on your side of the road, I will not have you drawn & quartered, flayed or disemboweled ... |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
4698 |
She might be from the wrong side of the tracks but we just have so much in common |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
4699 |
Traffic on the bikeway is light today. |
1.0230 |
0.01616 |
87 |
85 |
2 |
0 |
4700 |
Thank god for congestion pricing. |
1.0175 |
0.01770 |
57 |
56 |
1 |
0 |
4701 |
Let's add a two-way center lane. |
1.0167 |
0.01681 |
60 |
59 |
1 |
0 |
4702 |
...so you can find the bedroom if the old passion kicks in. |
1.0161 |
0.01626 |
62 |
61 |
1 |
0 |
4703 |
Honey, did you notice the highway in our hallway? |
1.0154 |
0.01550 |
65 |
64 |
1 |
0 |
4704 |
These summertime road detours are so specific. If anyone asks, to get to Katonah, they should turn left at the breakfast nook. |
1.0152 |
0.01527 |
66 |
65 |
1 |
0 |
4705 |
No, Gerald. This article says the saying actually IS ‘ the road to no stairs’. Not sure how you would think anything else. |
1.0152 |
0.01527 |
66 |
65 |
1 |
0 |
4706 |
You stay on your side.
I will stay on my side. |
1.0149 |
0.01504 |
67 |
66 |
1 |
0 |
4707 |
We don’t have to keep up with the Jones’s anymore, since the interstate bypassed them. |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |
4708 |
I’ll never understand why the circumference of the world this measured THIS way. |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |
4709 |
We seem to be running in circles by paying rent. |
1.0145 |
0.01460 |
69 |
68 |
1 |
0 |
4710 |
Looks like it's going to rain down here in Monaco. |
1.0145 |
0.01460 |
69 |
68 |
1 |
0 |
4711 |
Car 64 ~ leaving for Vancouver. . |
1.0145 |
0.01460 |
69 |
68 |
1 |
0 |
4712 |
Now how do you feel about living in a legalized-nonlegalized border town? |
1.0143 |
0.01439 |
70 |
69 |
1 |
0 |
4713 |
gone with the wind! |
1.0141 |
0.01418 |
71 |
70 |
1 |
0 |
4714 |
Reminds me to walk on the left, facing traffic |
1.0141 |
0.01418 |
71 |
70 |
1 |
0 |
4715 |
Hey Babe, how’s that thriller you are reading? I know you like life in the fast lane. |
1.0141 |
0.01418 |
71 |
70 |
1 |
0 |
4716 |
Unchallenged hide and seek |
1.0139 |
0.01399 |
72 |
71 |
1 |
0 |
4717 |
I still think we need to see a regular divorce lawyer instead of going by what your uncle Steve says. |
1.0139 |
0.01399 |
72 |
71 |
1 |
0 |
4718 |
That neighbor kid Billy ran through again. |
1.0137 |
0.01379 |
73 |
72 |
1 |
0 |
4719 |
Get me a drink and you can quickly cross the dividing line. |
1.0135 |
0.01361 |
74 |
73 |
1 |
0 |
4720 |
Did the previous tenants do something with it? |
1.0135 |
0.01361 |
74 |
73 |
1 |
0 |
4721 |
Not as dramatic as the Berlin Wall but same principle applies: Stay on your side. |
1.0135 |
0.01361 |
74 |
73 |
1 |
0 |
4722 |
🎶 I’ve got a Chevy. She can flip a quarter. Heads to the kitchen. Tails to the foyer. |
1.0133 |
0.01342 |
75 |
74 |
1 |
0 |
4723 |
Cats on your side, dogs on mine. |
1.0132 |
0.01325 |
76 |
75 |
1 |
0 |
4724 |
16-Dash Line |
1.0127 |
0.01274 |
79 |
78 |
1 |
0 |
4725 |
I'm still not signing on the dotted line. |
1.0123 |
0.01242 |
81 |
80 |
1 |
0 |
4726 |
If the Olympics ever add one-legged ski hopping, I plan to win it. |
1.0122 |
0.01227 |
82 |
81 |
1 |
0 |
4727 |
We both get half the living room and one bedroom upstair. You can use the front door and I get the kitchen, |
1.0000 |
0.01399 |
72 |
72 |
0 |
0 |
4728 |
Are you gonna' nag the highway department for sidewalks and a Low Bridge sign -- or should I? |
1.0000 |
0.01504 |
67 |
67 |
0 |
0 |
4729 |
They say the years of parenting go by fast.
I am thinking he REALLY wants it to fly by! |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |