Contest #854 Summary

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Number of captions	6648
Number of responses	764444
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Are you very satisfied, somewhat satisfied, or not at all satisfied with your pool experience?	1.7465	0.01814	1854	860	604	390
1	The invite said to wear a suit.	1.7208	0.02022	1447	686	479	282
2	I’m usually naked in this dream.	1.6994	0.01917	1700	863	485	352
3	It's either sync or swim.	1.6767	0.01876	1701	873	505	323
4	Everyone on my call assumes it's a virtual background.	1.6706	0.02730	762	383	247	132
5	They said I could work from anywhere if I followed the dress code.	1.6676	0.01966	1450	727	478	245
6	Your application for a towel has been denied.	1.6502	0.01752	1858	968	572	318
7	I'm taking swimming lessons online.	1.6458	0.02793	768	414	212	142
8	I’m from the typing pool.	1.6386	0.01842	1685	896	502	287
9	Do you mind? I'm in a meeting.	1.6361	0.01727	1808	936	594	278
10	It started with a treadmill desk.	1.6324	0.01661	1918	989	645	284
11	I AM the lifeguard. I'm just working remotely...	1.6278	0.02430	1029	575	262	192
12	I'm taking an immersive writing course.	1.6251	0.01790	1699	900	536	263
13	I’m working on my key stroke.	1.6151	0.01437	2590	1383	821	386
14	Drowning is the leading cause of death among swimmers. Let me show you some of our life insurance options.	1.6106	0.02186	1166	640	340	186
15	I found a hotspot.	1.6105	0.01445	2583	1395	799	389
16	I prefer the keystroke.	1.6075	0.01580	2135	1152	669	314
17	I’m phishing.	1.6072	0.01695	1899	1037	571	291
18	In the afternoon I swim remotely.	1.6053	0.01712	1946	1090	534	322
19	Believe it or not, Bob, this is 'work-life balance' for me	1.6050	0.02562	833	457	248	128
20	I’m in submergers and acquisitions.	1.6036	0.01910	1501	826	444	231
21	Did you just pee in my office?	1.6009	0.01719	2027	1173	490	364
22	You think you're drowning? You should see my inbox...	1.5951	0.01899	1467	805	451	211
23	And since the other swimmer viciously bumped you, you haven't been able to use your left arm, right?	1.5942	0.01520	2383	1335	680	368
24	Marco.	1.5929	0.01324	3704	2264	684	756
25	Can't talk now. I'm waist-deep at work.	1.5887	0.01990	1274	691	416	167
26	I recommend full coverage.	1.5875	0.01270	3280	1823	987	470
27	The last guy in this job went off the deep end.	1.5837	0.01760	1744	985	500	259
28	That yellow is just my highlighter pen.	1.5835	0.01979	1491	875	362	254
29	Yes, it's my first company picnic. Why do you ask?	1.5785	0.01308	3426	2030	810	586
30	Business and pleasure. You?	1.5779	0.01631	1912	1060	599	253
31	On a one-to-five scale, how likely would you be to purchase one of our beach towels?	1.5774	0.01928	1382	770	426	186
32	These meetings were so much easier on the golf course…	1.5750	0.01848	1454	801	470	183
33	We're on a work trip Keith, try to be more professional.	1.5661	0.02045	1240	707	364	169
34	This meeting could have been an email.	1.5654	0.01799	1636	943	461	232
35	Can you not splash? I’m on a Zoom call.	1.5644	0.01877	1398	781	445	172
36	I couldn’t get into the office pool.	1.5579	0.01759	1649	946	486	217
37	It's better than Starbucks because I never have to go to the restroom.	1.5553	0.01917	1509	903	374	232
38	Corporate criticized my reports as being "too dry".	1.5546	0.01811	1493	846	466	181
39	I’m trying to keep the company afloat.	1.5476	0.01798	1534	884	460	190
40	Sorry Bob, our records show that your vacation is NEXT week.	1.5418	0.01879	1458	862	402	194
41	I work in liquid assets.	1.5415	0.02649	698	404	210	84
42	My doctor told me to spend more time in the pool.	1.5401	0.01831	1433	825	442	166
43	Well the sign says "Suit Required"	1.5383	0.01658	1969	1197	484	288
44	Just changed my zoom background ,so they think I'm working from home.	1.5380	0.02338	894	520	267	107
45	So this isn't the applicant pool?	1.5360	0.01868	1444	854	406	184
46	I'm practicing my key stroke.	1.5330	0.01719	1741	1044	466	231
47	First name ‘Marco’, last name…?	1.5312	0.01843	1664	1043	358	263
48	On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to recommend this pool to a friend or colleague?	1.5268	0.01817	1585	967	401	217
49	I’m practicing the keystroke.	1.5264	0.01757	1607	959	450	198
50	Caption contest finalists— Paul Nesja and Beth Lawler, have their own podcast; whereon, they inform their loyal listeners of their weekly entries; as well as point out to them, the awfulness of the two captions that they ultimately compete against.	1.5256	0.02133	1619	1162	63	394
51	Your swimsuit is on backorder.	1.5256	0.01986	1191	696	364	131
52	As your lawyer, I'm obligated to inform you that calling it the breast stroke is what got you in trouble with HR.	1.5250	0.01946	1421	880	336	205
53	It’s sync or swim.	1.5194	0.02010	1288	793	321	174
54	My wife told me I've been spending too much time in the office.	1.5185	0.02032	1084	629	348	107
55	We have an amazing remote work policy.	1.5183	0.02291	849	492	274	83
56	And, to help us improve, would you say this pool is Much Better, Somewhat Better, the Same, Somewhat Worse, or Much Worse than our former pool?	1.5175	0.01957	1397	873	325	199
57	When did you last see your bathing suit?	1.5171	0.01999	1431	921	280	230
58	She asked how she’d recognize me.	1.5167	0.02105	1076	642	312	122
59	How to be a caption finalist: A) Have a weekly podcast (to promote your captions); and, B) Submit each caption, several times (using different email addresses); so that voters won’t have to wade through thousands of entries, to get to your caption.	1.5157	0.02325	1334	960	60	314
60	I'm the YMCPA.	1.5123	0.01988	1302	807	323	172
61	I'm very sorry but you are in the work-from-home lane.	1.5099	0.02056	1263	798	286	179
62	Look, I’ve showered and I don’t have active diarrhea.	1.5099	0.02303	1269	890	111	268
63	It totally works. They all think it's a virtual background.	1.5073	0.01981	1295	805	323	167
64	Of course we're all here. We work in the office pool.	1.5000	0.02741	624	380	176	68
65	I'm emailing the lifeguard, who's working from home.	1.4991	0.02229	1086	701	228	157
66	I'm a sucker for office pools.	1.4989	0.02310	876	534	247	95
67	May we interrupt your swim for a brief survey?	1.4980	0.02199	1004	622	264	118
68	Don’t forget to always vote for Beth Lawler’s and Paul Nesja’s caption entries! (Tune into their weekly podcast, for details.)	1.4978	0.02535	1119	824	33	262
69	Do you have an appointment	1.4972	0.02278	893	544	254	95
70	Yeah, unfortunately our “Summer Fridays” still have a dress code.	1.4968	0.02406	791	480	229	82
71	Wait... you mean you can just upload a photo to use as a Zoom background?	1.4968	0.02181	1087	692	250	145
72	Welcome to the office pool.	1.4962	0.02108	1040	634	296	110
73	Unfortunately, the editors usually want greater depth	1.4919	0.02538	738	458	197	83
74	I packed the wrong suit.	1.4915	0.02178	1003	623	267	113
75	I've been running the numbers, and your barely treading water here.	1.4900	0.02454	804	504	206	94
76	I'm new. My supervisor forgot to tell me about casual Fridays.	1.4884	0.02618	649	395	191	63
77	If you weren't my wealthiest client there's no way in hell I'd keep meeting you like this.	1.4880	0.02300	961	616	221	124
78	The standing desk was alright, but this is easier on the knees.	1.4879	0.02163	992	614	272	106
79	My production has doubled now that I no longer need bathroom breaks.	1.4878	0.02387	945	620	189	136
80	The virtual backgrounds are only on the paid version	1.4876	0.02527	765	483	191	91
81	I’ve been taking swim lessons remotely for 2 years. I think I know what I’m doing, Greg.	1.4861	0.02395	901	583	198	120
82	All the restrooms are full.	1.4853	0.02574	783	508	170	105
83	Isn’t this the laptop lane?	1.4838	0.02532	711	440	198	73
84	This is as relaxed as I get.	1.4836	0.02251	883	543	253	87
85	Can you float me a loan?	1.4835	0.02660	908	647	83	178
86	Work from anywhere, they said	1.4815	0.02242	918	573	248	97
87	You know, when they told me I’d be drowning in work, this is not what I imagined.	1.4814	0.02310	887	559	229	99
88	I prefer the keystroke myself	1.4803	0.02339	837	522	228	87
89	This may be a break from work for you, but it is billable hours for me.	1.4795	0.02337	853	536	225	92
90	I already know how to swim. I’m learning how to surf.	1.4787	0.02386	846	539	209	98
91	Semi-retired and loving it!	1.4787	0.02309	867	544	231	92
92	I am required to take my vacation time.	1.4780	0.02314	910	583	219	108
93	This is what they mean by ‘drowning in emails,’ right?	1.4777	0.02476	739	461	203	75
94	In this case, and as your attorney, I would advise you to start wearing a swimsuit.	1.4765	0.02398	829	528	207	94
95	I'll let you know when you're in over your head.”	1.4752	0.02715	848	604	85	159
96	I’m allowed to work remotely, but I’m expected to be online and dressed professionally at all times.	1.4749	0.02515	758	485	186	87
97	I'm pooling my assets.	1.4743	0.02781	799	567	85	147
98	Is there an outlet down there?	1.4730	0.02714	649	416	159	74
99	Any additional liquid assets?”	1.4690	0.02445	742	466	204	72
100	Remembering that you are still under oath, did you or did you not pee in this pool?	1.4681	0.02568	769	508	162	99
101	Just this one more report and I'm on vacation.	1.4666	0.02510	703	443	192	68
102	I signed on as a pool reporter.	1.4618	0.02483	747	481	187	79
103	They can't tell I'm wearing trunks.	1.4614	0.02641	661	426	165	70
104	Sorry Bob, I reserved this lane for another 30 minutes.	1.4602	0.02621	691	451	162	78
105	I'll need the 8 digit security code I just texted you.	1.4598	0.02615	696	455	162	79
106	Starbucks was closed	1.4590	0.02658	658	427	160	71
107	I'm the lifeguard but I run a business on the side.	1.4578	0.02725	664	441	142	81
108	It’s called ‘work-life integration’ now, Greg	1.4578	0.02667	640	413	161	66
109	I’m drowning in paperwork, Gary.	1.4572	0.02594	689	448	167	74
110	Company mandated 1 hour of fitness & leisure time	1.4516	0.02591	640	409	173	58
111	I started in the typing pool.	1.4516	0.02724	609	396	151	62
112	My therapist is the crazy one. She thinks I'm a workaholic.	1.4513	0.02847	585	387	132	66
113	You've never heard of the typing pool?	1.4492	0.02779	610	404	138	68
114	Polo! Apologies everyone, thought I was on mute.	1.4485	0.02836	582	385	133	64
115	Have you taken a swim test with us before?	1.4483	0.02758	580	376	148	56
116	I was told to water down the Q4 results before the annual meeting.	1.4481	0.02885	520	335	137	48
117	I get to deduct it as a home office expense	1.4469	0.02587	631	404	172	55
118	The cardiologist told me to spend some time in the pool.	1.4450	0.02770	573	373	145	55
119	This is the least expensive office space in New York. That’s why.	1.4448	0.02713	580	374	154	52
120	Better than the typing pool.	1.4434	0.02905	521	340	131	50
121	I'm swimming in emails and trying to keep my head above water.	1.4428	0.02649	603	389	161	53
122	And on a scale of one to five, one being not wet and five being wettest, how wet would you say the water is?	1.4427	0.02900	567	381	121	65
123	I've got my Zoom shirt on.	1.4421	0.02813	579	384	134	61
124	I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone much taller who can work in the deep end.	1.4420	0.02947	552	372	116	64
125	I don’t do casual Friday, Ron.	1.4419	0.02842	559	369	133	57
126	The restroom was locked, and I really needed to go.	1.4395	0.03129	512	352	95	65
127	Well, I was drowning in paperwork.	1.4392	0.02973	485	316	125	44
128	This was the only time available on your calendar	1.4389	0.02996	483	316	122	45
129	I needed a better Zoom background.	1.4373	0.02832	558	370	132	56
130	Are you OK with an in-depth interview?	1.4370	0.02792	540	351	142	47
131	If these are your liquid assets, we are both in trouble.	1.4356	0.03137	427	278	112	37
132	My doctor told me that I was too Type A and suggested that I relax in a pool!	1.4355	0.02991	535	364	109	62
133	Yes the business is underwater so this feels right	1.4342	0.02870	532	352	129	51
134	One a scale from 1-5, how would you rate your pool experience?	1.4321	0.02937	486	318	126	42
135	I thought it said lap-top swimming.	1.4318	0.02906	535	359	121	55
136	It's okay, I'm on mute. Polo!	1.4306	0.03027	497	335	110	52
137	I can type three laps a minute.	1.4286	0.03094	406	261	116	29
138	The plaintiff claims you were negligent in failing to respond "Polo."	1.4277	0.03609	470	355	29	86
139	When they figure out that you can work anywhere, anytime, it’s a short step to everywhere, all the time.	1.4265	0.03124	490	338	95	57
140	Was she wearing goggles?	1.4260	0.03146	507	356	86	65
141	The treadmill desks were sold out.	1.4218	0.03226	422	285	96	41
142	They can only see the top half!	1.4198	0.02930	486	324	120	42
143	Well...it IS a laptop.	1.4185	0.03049	466	315	107	44
144	I don't even have time for a bathroom break.	1.4161	0.03547	471	357	32	82
145	I’m Phil from HR. Did you use the word “breast stroke?	1.4160	0.03548	387	273	67	47
146	It's called a swimming desk. It's actually much healthier than sitting	1.4157	0.03052	445	298	109	38
147	I think testing the water before a new venture is a good idea.	1.4153	0.03139	431	291	101	39
148	I'm liquidating my assets.	1.4133	0.03202	450	313	88	49
149	I know,but this ls the only spot in the Y that has Wi fi	1.4124	0.03122	434	294	101	39
150	Shush...they think it's a Zoom background.	1.4112	0.02965	445	295	117	33
151	Of course I’m not wearing shoes. I’m on vacation!	1.4094	0.03167	425	290	96	39
152	I don't pee in your pool, so please don't swim in my meeting.	1.4057	0.03250	419	291	86	42
153	They told me to look for help in the secretarial pool.	1.4039	0.03091	411	276	104	31
154	I'm still trying to find a work - life balance.	1.4037	0.03123	436	300	96	40
155	Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m drowning in work, or actually just drowning.	1.4026	0.03296	385	264	87	34
156	What's the oddest thing you've seen today?	1.4025	0.03276	395	272	87	36
157	I’m new to the typing pool.	1.4015	0.03127	411	279	99	33
158	This is not as much fun as it looks.	1.4000	0.03279	370	251	90	29
159	That was a taxable gainer.	1.3990	0.03674	386	286	46	54
160	You blocked our calls.	1.3989	0.03730	376	279	44	53
161	It’s okay—I brought rice.	1.3989	0.03529	356	250	70	36
162	HR did not approve my PTO	1.3985	0.03207	389	265	93	31
163	In the last 12 months, how many times have you peed in this pool?	1.3984	0.03425	374	262	75	37
164	When you said you had liquid assets ...	1.3980	0.03154	402	274	96	32
165	To qualify for our best life insurance rate, you're going to have to start wearing sunscreen.	1.3978	0.03341	367	252	84	31
166	I told my boss I needed to get some typing done. He said I should take it to the pool.	1.3977	0.03488	352	245	74	33
167	Actually, I’m a White House pool reporter.	1.3975	0.03311	395	276	81	38
168	Sorry, this lane is reserved for people working remotely.	1.3969	0.03342	393	276	78	39
169	I could try to write off your new snorkel, but don't hold your breath.	1.3954	0.03757	349	255	50	44
170	I’m scared to go under.	1.3953	0.03571	387	283	55	49
171	I thought this was the YMCPA.	1.3953	0.03675	301	207	69	25
172	I'm doing virtual laps.	1.3931	0.03382	346	237	82	27
173	My boss told me to take a vacation.	1.3927	0.03179	382	260	94	28
174	Sir, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.3927	0.03547	382	278	58	46
175	Sorry, but I'm waist-deep in work right now.	1.3921	0.03476	329	226	77	26
176	As lifeguard and legal counsel, I warn you that you are getting in over your head.	1.3920	0.03328	375	261	81	33
177	Standing desks are so 2021	1.3911	0.03095	381	256	101	24
178	Covid closed the office,my wife threw me out,and the bar is too crowed.	1.3905	0.03068	402	273	101	28
179	Don’t worry about it. My boss said that I can work from anywhere.	1.3905	0.03015	379	251	108	20
180	I had to pee...	1.3903	0.03558	351	250	65	36
181	How do you spell incontinence?	1.3903	0.03297	351	239	87	25
182	Is this a good time to go over your insurance coverage?	1.3903	0.03264	392	274	83	35
183	Well they might think I was in the office if you didn't keep yelling "Cannonball".	1.3896	0.03334	367	255	81	31
184	I don’t need to wear pants for Zoom meetings.	1.3892	0.03550	352	251	65	36
185	It’s a business wetsuit.	1.3879	0.03314	348	238	85	25
186	I’m usually in hot water.	1.3876	0.03680	338	244	57	37
187	The treadmill thing just didn't work for me.	1.3874	0.03495	333	232	73	28
188	I tried working at home, but I wasn't getting any exercise.	1.3856	0.03208	376	259	89	28
189	How’d you guess I’m from the States?”	1.3848	0.03402	356	250	75	31
190	Fuck Off	1.3838	0.03809	357	270	37	50
191	Now, can we wade into your tax deductions?	1.3836	0.03341	365	256	78	31
192	I'm sure they said I had to join the office pool.	1.3832	0.03509	334	235	70	29
193	This is the lap lane, and that’s my laptop.	1.3829	0.03399	363	257	73	33
194	I'm busy pooling my assets.	1.3822	0.03358	348	242	79	27
195	I've added accidental drowning-just in case you wander down to the deep end.	1.3822	0.03431	348	245	73	30
196	Uh oh. My boss wants to Zoom.	1.3815	0.03445	346	244	72	30
197	Donald said he needed to store some things in my office	1.3814	0.03528	354	255	63	36
198	My boss said I couldn't work from home anymore.	1.3786	0.03417	346	244	73	29
199	I hear there are hackers in the deep end	1.3785	0.03438	325	226	75	24
200	Get the lifegaurd. I'm drowning in emails.	1.3761	0.03284	343	237	83	23
201	You stay in your lane and I'll stay in mine.	1.3758	0.03401	322	223	77	22
202	It’s a nice break from working from home with no pants.	1.3743	0.03441	342	243	70	29
203	Might as well. Our assets are underwater, too.	1.3743	0.03260	334	229	85	20
204	I tried the standing desk and the sitting desk, but this is supposed to be easier on the knees.	1.3742	0.03459	310	215	74	21
205	Oh it's fine, I'm muted.	1.3738	0.03558	305	214	68	23
206	Sir, this lane is for lap tops only.	1.3730	0.03389	311	214	78	19
207	Tell me again the last place you saw your bathing suit.	1.3729	0.03867	303	223	47	33
208	„…so front desk told me you need some help with liquid assets, did I get that right?“	1.3725	0.03422	298	204	77	17
209	And on a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with our firm’s commitment to meet you any time, anywhere?	1.3724	0.04142	290	220	32	38
210	No, I'm not in over my head.	1.3724	0.03292	333	230	82	21
211	I only work with mortgage holders who are underwater.	1.3720	0.03543	328	235	64	29
212	You mind moving to the deep end? My next meeting is cameras on.	1.3706	0.03520	313	221	68	24
213	But it’s a cool Zoom background, right?	1.3705	0.03431	305	211	75	19
214	So would you say you pee in the pool always, sometimes or never?	1.3705	0.03703	305	220	57	28
215	I'm semi-retired.	1.3702	0.03415	362	262	66	34
216	HR had no choice but to accept my work-from-home request after I identified as Amphibian.	1.3701	0.04026	281	208	42	31
217	As a serious writer I'm still just getting my feet wet.	1.3694	0.03540	314	223	66	25
218	Sorry, but the boss says if you don’t come to the office, the office is coming to you.	1.3681	0.03505	307	216	69	22
219	Before I surf the web I like to wade it.	1.3674	0.03428	313	219	73	21
220	Could you splash less? I need this to look like I'm in an office.	1.3672	0.03699	305	221	56	28
221	You're actually the first to ask.	1.3671	0.03648	286	202	63	21
222	You've never joined an office pool?	1.3668	0.03687	289	206	60	23
223	It's the best solution I could come up with. My company doesn't allow bathroom breaks.	1.3659	0.03640	328	241	54	33
224	Public pool, public wi-fi. Case closed.	1.3659	0.03262	328	227	82	19
225	Sorry, your pool pass has expired.	1.3656	0.03639	279	196	64	19
226	As long as I wear a tie, I am technically ‘in the office.’	1.3653	0.03465	323	230	68	25
227	...and would you say our company's repeated attempts to solicit data grabs through pop up surveys more intrusive, less intrusive, or about the same?	1.3645	0.03719	299	217	55	27
228	Yes.This was the typists' pool in the 70's.	1.3644	0.04200	247	182	40	25
229	Did anyone bring a charger?	1.3642	0.03570	313	225	62	26
230	I thought the pool party was virtual.	1.3633	0.03648	300	216	59	25
231	It’s actually getting better - on my first day they threw me in the deep end.	1.3630	0.03789	281	203	54	24
232	When did you become aware that your bathing suit was missing?	1.3611	0.03785	288	210	52	26
233	I needed to pee...	1.3608	0.03757	291	212	53	26
234	My boss thinks it's a virtual background.	1.3591	0.03822	259	185	55	19
235	I'm into liquidity.	1.3571	0.03583	280	198	64	18
236	Our CPA said we need to become more liquid.	1.3569	0.03429	311	221	69	21
237	We can write this off as Physical Therapy, Plus the mileage to & from. Keep records & get a receipt.	1.3569	0.03661	283	203	59	21
238	just go around me.	1.3566	0.03600	286	204	62	20
239	Any outlets down there?	1.3566	0.03667	286	206	58	22
240	I just can't work from home- too many distractions.	1.3550	0.03824	262	189	53	20
241	As long as my hair isn't wet, nobody can tell.	1.3547	0.03793	265	191	54	20
242	Chris Licht said I could be a great pool reporter.	1.3529	0.03635	289	209	58	22
243	I may have messed up a few key strokes.	1.3523	0.03308	281	193	77	11
244	Sorry. That type of "shrinkage" does not qualify for a payout under your current water damage policy.	1.3517	0.04326	236	178	33	25
245	Yes, I am a pool reporter	1.3511	0.03780	262	189	54	19
246	You're just a Zoom background, you know.	1.3509	0.03711	265	190	57	18
247	It's called work/life balance, but all I do is ruin shoes.	1.3498	0.03982	243	177	47	19
248	The title is "What I did during my summer vacation."	1.3491	0.03578	275	196	62	17
249	Your portfolio has taken a dive.	1.3486	0.03640	284	206	57	21
250	The talent pool is so different nowadays.	1.3480	0.03441	273	191	69	13
251	Life guard or life insurance? So I thought, why not both?	1.3471	0.03609	291	212	57	22
252	I’m trying to bring back the typing pool.	1.3456	0.03674	272	197	56	19
253	The treadmill desk was too hard on my knees.	1.3441	0.03713	247	176	57	14
254	Yeah it’s a great company. Believe it or not, they let you work from anywhere during vacations.	1.3436	0.03799	259	189	51	19
255	This isn’t what I meant by liquid assets.	1.3427	0.03873	248	181	49	18
256	Of course not, what kind of psycho wears socks in the pool?	1.3413	0.04437	208	156	33	19
257	Liquid assets joke entry #473	1.3406	0.04009	276	212	34	30
258	I have to say, it's been much easier since I moved to the shallow end.	1.3396	0.04027	265	202	36	27
259	I told the AI, I feeling like I'm swimming in data... and this happened.	1.3382	0.03671	275	202	53	20
260	I hate to waste my membership.	1.3371	0.03708	267	196	52	19
261	It's 9 o'clock somewhere.	1.3363	0.03645	223	156	59	8
262	Do I have enough work? I’m swimming in it!!	1.3347	0.03732	239	172	54	13
263	The boss banned work from home... he didn't say diddly about work from pool.	1.3347	0.03568	251	179	60	12
264	I thought it was business casual	1.3347	0.03700	251	182	54	15
265	The office said we had to pool our resources.	1.3333	0.03824	243	178	49	16
266	Let’s make this quick, I have another client at the shallow end.	1.3320	0.03833	250	185	47	18
267	Sure, my best ideas still happen in the shower, but this is the only place I can get through emails.	1.3304	0.03752	227	163	53	11
268	I find working from home to be too depressing, but the office is too stressful	1.3302	0.03775	215	153	53	9
269	I couldn't get the Zoom virtual background to work.	1.3294	0.03765	252	186	49	17
270	I’m swimming in debt.	1.3292	0.03342	243	169	68	6
271	I'll need to see two laps of butterfly before I can determine if you qualify for a better rate than our Preferred Non-Swimmers.	1.3289	0.03771	225	162	52	11
272	Give me a minute while I learn how to swim on Youtube.	1.3279	0.03759	244	179	50	15
273	I’m zoom interviewing for a swimming instructor position.	1.3276	0.03938	232	172	44	16
274	I know what it looks like but I am not even remotely working	1.3275	0.03876	229	168	47	14
275	But I'm a wiz at the keystroke.	1.3267	0.04224	202	150	38	14
276	The key is to blur your background and remember not to say "Polo."	1.3259	0.04320	224	173	29	22
277	Bathroom breaks were slowing me down.	1.3254	0.04178	209	156	38	15
278	I find “Work/Life Balance” is easier to attaint when buoyant.	1.3251	0.03719	243	178	51	14
279	I guess I should have clarified what I meant by a standing desk.	1.3243	0.03630	222	158	56	8
280	We all have our own ways of quiet quitting.	1.3242	0.04093	219	164	39	16
281	This way I can keep working through bathroom breaks and leave work early!	1.3231	0.04061	229	173	38	18
282	I want my online swimming classes to feel authentic.	1.3227	0.03921	220	162	45	13
283	Do you want pickles with that?	1.3217	0.03998	230	173	40	17
284	We have flexible working conditions.	1.3213	0.03906	221	163	45	13
285	Have you seen the prices of adult diapers?	1.3211	0.04460	190	144	31	15
286	of course I brought my laptop, this is a lap pool	1.3200	0.04201	225	173	32	20
287	When is the last time you saw your floaties?	1.3197	0.04004	244	187	36	21
288	What's your Wi-Fi password?	1.3196	0.03873	219	161	46	12
289	Since you haven’t responded to our email from customer service, I’m here to help you complete this short survey . . .	1.3194	0.04249	191	142	37	12
290	Life guard? No, I'm with Guardian Life. Speaking of which, if you drowned today, do you know how your family would get by?	1.3188	0.04357	207	159	30	18
291	Are you very satisfied, satisfied, unsatisfied or very unsatisfied with me interrupting your pool time?	1.3186	0.04061	204	151	41	12
292	My other assets are underwater.	1.3184	0.04226	223	172	31	20
293	What they really mean when they say unlimited PTO	1.3178	0.04252	214	164	32	18
294	Polo.	1.3167	0.04277	180	133	37	10
295	I told the board that the labor pool is cooling off.	1.3165	0.03878	218	161	45	12
296	Your entire department has gone off the deep end.”	1.3163	0.04627	215	173	16	26
297	Hi, Bob, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty	1.3144	0.04183	229	178	30	21
298	My advice... stay out of the deep end	1.3141	0.04105	191	141	40	10
299	I know how to do my job. Stay in your lane.	1.3139	0.03867	223	166	44	13
300	What’s this “day of rest” shit?	1.3133	0.04173	233	182	29	22
301	Remote work won over Casual Friday.	1.3130	0.03735	230	170	48	12
302	We just need you to answer a few questions . . . First question, "Marco?"	1.3128	0.04389	211	165	26	20
303	He said I have to pool all of the data.	1.3125	0.03955	224	169	40	15
304	It’s a working vacation. Why do you ask?	1.3119	0.04029	218	165	38	15
305	Unfortunately, it is a working vacation.	1.3107	0.04301	206	159	30	17
306	My job evaluation said I should learn to multitask.	1.3100	0.03972	200	148	42	10
307	So when they hired me I was told that access to the company's health club facilities was part of the package. They never told me I wouldn't have an office.	1.3091	0.04518	165	124	31	10
308	Shut the fuck up, I’m buying DVDs	1.3081	0.04630	211	171	15	25
309	Yes, sir, I’ll be sure to underline the importance of work life balance.	1.3070	0.03585	228	167	52	9
310	I'm sorry Gerald, I can't just jump into this "vacation mindset" business..	1.3070	0.03603	215	156	52	7
311	What do you mean I’m not enjoying myself. It’s been years since I let go like this.	1.3066	0.03814	212	157	45	10
312	I like to come every afternoon to get in a few laptops.	1.3062	0.04301	209	163	28	18
313	Here at the NEW IRS, we make an effort to audit taxpayers at their convenience.	1.3058	0.04235	206	159	31	16
314	I typed How To Swim into ChatGPT	1.3058	0.04121	206	157	35	14
315	I specialize in the key stroke.	1.3052	0.04343	213	168	25	20
316	This is the way I pool my resources.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
317	Can you quiet down, I’m about to unmute	1.3046	0.04310	197	152	30	15
318	Not now. I’m in up to my waist.	1.3043	0.04217	207	160	31	16
319	I wish these micromanagers would stay in their lane	1.3041	0.04625	171	132	26	13
320	The CAPTCHA said I had to swim a lap to prove I'm human.	1.3039	0.04260	204	158	30	16
321	Mr. Trump says you haven't paid your membership dues this week !	1.3037	0.04079	191	143	38	10
322	And how do you like the shallow end of the talent pool?	1.3035	0.04187	201	154	33	14
323	Men can multitask too	1.3032	0.03981	188	139	41	8
324	No, Phil, I'm not interested in playing water polo.	1.3026	0.04150	195	148	35	12
325	You're a very hard. man to track down.	1.3023	0.04451	172	131	30	11
326	It’s my way of surfing the web, no board.	1.3022	0.04352	182	139	31	12
327	My firm is all about work-life balance	1.3014	0.03721	219	163	46	10
328	I just hopped in here to pee.	1.3010	0.04110	206	158	34	14
329	Go ahead, I’m on mute	1.3005	0.04032	203	154	37	12
330	It’s amazing the places you can find free WI-FI!	1.3005	0.04014	213	163	36	14
331	I'm sorry to say, your portfolio is under water.	1.3000	0.03874	190	140	43	7
332	Even your stock options are under water.	1.2995	0.04237	197	152	31	14
333	This is a horrible wet dream.	1.2995	0.04461	187	146	26	15
334	My new job allows me to take unlimited vacation time.	1.2974	0.04325	195	152	28	15
335	My doctor said half an hour a day in the swimming pool would help my blood pressure.	1.2970	0.04403	165	125	31	9
336	This way I can deduct my club membership as a business expense."	1.2963	0.04020	189	142	38	9
337	You’d think so, but these new athletic-office pants really wick away the moisture."	1.2957	0.04061	186	140	37	9
338	The A/C at the office is broken.	1.2956	0.04421	159	120	31	8
339	My therapist just texted. She meant to say, “Try watering my plants.”	1.2956	0.04198	203	158	30	15
340	This is my swim suit.	1.2953	0.03962	193	145	39	9
341	Are you here on business or pleasure?	1.2947	0.04070	190	144	36	10
342	Me? I’m semi-retired.	1.2941	0.04808	153	119	23	11
343	This isn't the steno pool?	1.2935	0.04084	184	139	36	9
344	I only know the keystroke.	1.2932	0.03770	191	141	44	6
345	Says here you haven't returned your towels from last time.	1.2919	0.04276	185	143	30	12
346	I hit the escape key and here I am.	1.2917	0.04876	168	135	17	16
347	Just practicing my keystroke.	1.2912	0.03719	182	133	45	4
348	When I corrected my boss he told me to stay in my lane.	1.2907	0.04101	172	129	36	7
349	Ok, you've passed the practical test, now onto the written portion.	1.2907	0.04101	172	129	36	7
350	They said we couldn't work from home anymore...	1.2906	0.03820	203	153	41	9
351	The keystroke	1.2899	0.03972	169	125	39	5
352	I’m using my home wallpaper.	1.2898	0.04196	176	134	33	9
353	They will assume the pool is just a virtual background.	1.2892	0.04014	166	123	38	5
354	As your lawyer, I advise you to stay out of the deep end.	1.2889	0.04055	180	136	36	8
355	I’m completing the lifeguard re-certification class remotely.	1.2888	0.04369	187	147	26	14
356	I come here for the wi-fi	1.2883	0.04414	163	125	29	9
357	Business up top, Bermuda down below.	1.2881	0.04326	177	137	29	11
358	It’s why it’s called a laptop	1.2876	0.04789	153	120	22	11
359	Obviously, it's a LAP-top.	1.2874	0.04582	167	131	24	12
360	data pool	1.2873	0.04111	181	138	34	9
361	Hi, my name is Steve and I work for your health insurer... I just have a few questions about your health habits.	1.2872	0.04283	188	147	28	13
362	I’m an accountant. This is as much fun as I can have with my clothes on.	1.2867	0.05024	143	113	19	11
363	I miss the days when this sort of work was handled in the secretarial pool.	1.2865	0.04078	178	135	35	8
364	A treadmill desk was too expensive, so I thought, why not?	1.2857	0.04530	161	125	26	10
365	It’s Monday 9 A.M. somewhere.	1.2857	0.04515	182	145	22	15
366	I DONT KNOW -,AI PUT ME HERE!	1.2857	0.04129	189	146	32	11
367	My wife thinks I'm at work.	1.2857	0.04060	189	145	34	10
368	It's the best wi-fi hotspot.	1.2857	0.04173	161	121	34	6
369	Oh, I'm getting some sun, washing my pants, filing a report, checking my email, and doing a little social networking. That's the beauty of multitasking. What are you up to?	1.2850	0.04068	193	149	33	11
370	I Googled "Swimming for Dummies."	1.2848	0.04772	165	132	19	14
371	I'm still trying to find my own work play balance.	1.2840	0.04456	169	132	26	11
372	It's this or Starbucks	1.2840	0.04419	162	125	28	9
373	Why, then, do they call it a typing pool?	1.2840	0.04505	162	126	26	10
374	I just finished debugging the new AI lifeguard. She should work now.	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
375	Well, I was searching for the Marco Polo website and ended up here	1.2825	0.03920	177	133	38	6
376	I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.	1.2824	0.04510	170	134	24	12
377	I'm transitioning back into the office.	1.2824	0.04273	170	131	30	9
378	I think I’m out of my depth again	1.2816	0.03960	174	131	37	6
379	Come any closer and I will Ctrl + X you.	1.2816	0.04043	174	132	35	7
380	I just got an idea for a caption	1.2812	0.04536	160	125	25	10
381	Mister Jones, is this a good time for your audit?	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
382	When I clicked, I thought it said virtual background.	1.2805	0.04540	164	129	24	11
383	This is me "on vacation"	1.2800	0.03940	175	132	37	6
384	I can advise you regarding pooled funds...	1.2796	0.04157	186	145	30	11
385	Standing desk 2.0 - that is, H 2.0!	1.2796	0.04015	186	143	34	9
386	Don't judge. It's a start.	1.2795	0.03961	161	120	37	4
387	So that was first name Marco, last name Polo?	1.2791	0.04464	172	136	24	12
388	I'm still adapting to remote work.	1.2791	0.04387	172	135	26	11
389	I call it "Business on top, pool party on the bottom."	1.2791	0.04148	172	132	32	8
390	Since you won't come to the office, I've brought the office to you	1.2788	0.04086	165	125	34	6
391	It's a wading desk.	1.2775	0.04287	173	135	28	10
392	We each have our own definition of recreational swim.	1.2765	0.04002	170	129	35	6
393	It just takes a few days for my brain to realize that I'm on vacation.	1.2765	0.04415	170	134	25	11
394	And would you Strongly Disagree, Disagree, are Neutral, Agree, or Strongly Agree that the water in this pool is warm enough?	1.2762	0.04153	181	141	30	10
395	Sometimes I mix business with pleasure.	1.2760	0.03779	192	146	39	7
396	I’m drowning in emails.	1.2759	0.04265	174	136	28	10
397	This is my virtual background.	1.2759	0.04342	174	137	26	11
398	You should see my carpool.	1.2756	0.04321	156	120	29	7
399	My best attempt at work-life balance	1.2750	0.04429	160	125	26	9
400	Just surfing the web.	1.2744	0.04087	164	125	33	6
401	I misunderstood the term job pool.	1.2742	0.03774	186	141	39	6
402	This is the only place I can get a good WiFi signal.	1.2737	0.03865	179	136	37	6
403	During the pandemic, I became accustomed to not caring what I looked like from the waist down.	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
404	I'm just getting the hang of remote work.	1.2733	0.03961	172	131	35	6
405	SSH! It’s my Zoom swimsuit.	1.2711	0.04221	166	129	29	8
406	Would you like to participate in a study of obscure humor for The New Yorker magazine?	1.2706	0.04629	170	138	18	14
407	No really, I can work from ANYWHERE	1.2697	0.03946	178	137	34	7
408	I am watching my kids	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
409	Even remote, you have to dress for success.	1.2695	0.04023	167	128	33	6
410	I work in swimming pool sales and marketing, so Return-To-Office has really been great.	1.2690	0.03874	171	130	36	5
411	So then I said, 'Listen, Linda, you can make me GO on vacation, but you can't make me BE on vacation.'	1.2681	0.04883	138	110	19	9
412	Our company prides itself on healthy work life balance.	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
413	They told me to find a talented pool of applicants, but I don’t see how these skills are translatable.	1.2675	0.04553	157	125	22	10
414	Actually, things were going swimmingly until my mouse drowned.	1.2667	0.04310	165	130	26	9
415	No, working remotely has been great - why do you ask?	1.2663	0.04321	169	134	25	10
416	Could I interest you in a drowning policy?	1.2658	0.04345	158	124	26	8
417	This is a side gig. I'm actually a lifeguard.	1.2654	0.04181	162	126	29	7
418	Boss says no more leisure clothes on zoom calls.	1.2647	0.03962	170	131	33	6
419	You stay in YOUR lane!	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
420	How likely are you to recommend this lane to a friend or family member?	1.2639	0.04725	144	115	20	9
421	Housekeeping is still getting my room ready.	1.2638	0.04336	163	129	25	9
422	It's okay - my virtual background is a beach.	1.2638	0.04066	163	126	31	6
423	I wanted to make more of a splash at work	1.2635	0.04431	148	116	25	7
424	You can't run from an IRS audit forever, Mr. Smith.	1.2635	0.04668	167	137	16	14
425	It doesn't count as work from home if emotionally I'm still in my cubicle.	1.2634	0.04109	186	148	27	11
426	I'm competing in the 100-metre keystroke.	1.2632	0.04112	171	134	29	8
427	It's really hard to get out of a gym membership.	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
428	Could you please keep it down? I'm in a meeting.	1.2623	0.03929	183	143	32	8
429	casual Friday’s have gone off the deep end	1.2622	0.04136	164	128	29	7
430	Glad I finally caught up with you! So, now, about that extended car warranty?	1.2621	0.04992	145	119	14	12
431	AND WHAT IS YOUR REASON FOR UNSUBSCRIBING?	1.2619	0.04406	168	135	22	11
432	What lane were you in when the alleged attack with a pool noodle took place?	1.2611	0.04619	180	150	13	17
433	I'm getting used to how Miami will be in 20 years.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
434	You will need scuba gear to learn how much your portfolio is under water.	1.2604	0.04302	169	135	24	10
435	I’ve taken the standing desk to the next level	1.2603	0.04667	146	117	20	9
436	It's an immersion course - I thought I'd dive right in.	1.2600	0.04863	150	123	15	12
437	Nobody can tell because the background is blurred	1.2599	0.03927	177	138	32	7
438	Stay in your lane, Hal.	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
439	Well, wise guy, it beats the carpool I tried last week!	1.2597	0.04680	154	125	18	11
440	My therapist said I should start exercising	1.2595	0.04323	158	125	25	8
441	I decided to get into the office pool.	1.2590	0.04351	166	133	23	10
442	My therapist told me I’ve been spending too much time at the office.	1.2590	0.04605	139	110	22	7
443	I'm a pool reporter.	1.2586	0.04049	174	137	29	8
444	Technically, I'm working from home.	1.2586	0.04049	174	137	29	8
445	As your attorney I advise you to say, "Polo."	1.2585	0.04537	147	117	22	8
446	My wife thinks I’m a workaholic, so I surprised her with this vacation.	1.2583	0.04834	151	124	15	12
447	Practicing my key strokes	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
448	It reminds me that I'm not really drowning.	1.2578	0.04331	128	98	27	3
449	They think it’s a green screen	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
450	Zoom interview. The Y has great wifi.	1.2566	0.04620	152	123	19	10
451	What? Go around.	1.2560	0.05194	125	102	14	9
452	I work for Marco & Polo, attorneys at law, and I’m here to interview the jury pool	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
453	Sorry, but the board denied your cannonball request.	1.2558	0.04154	172	137	26	9
454	It was closer than the restroom.	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
455	Are you waiving your right to CPR?	1.2553	0.04657	141	113	20	8
456	I forgot to set my out of office.	1.2553	0.04318	141	110	26	5
457	From 9 to 5,this is the laptop lane for the Typing Pool.	1.2549	0.04402	153	122	23	8
458	And Tolstoy wrote in the sauna. Is this so different?	1.2548	0.04229	157	124	26	7
459	My boss warned us not to wear Speedos when we’re on Zoom.	1.2534	0.04539	146	117	21	8
460	I’m afraid it’s also your portfolio that’s underwater.	1.2533	0.04250	150	118	26	6
461	I know we’re not supposed to ask you to work during off hours, but it would be really great if you could help us out with a few things.	1.2531	0.03848	162	125	33	4
462	It’s all about work-life balance.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
463	Is she looking?	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
464	They say a good work and life balance is key to reducing stress levels	1.2518	0.04907	139	114	15	10
465	We have a flexible work policy. Now I can be miserable anywhere.	1.2517	0.04512	147	118	21	8
466	My clients really value liquidity in their positions.	1.2517	0.04719	151	124	16	11
467	Work from home is so 2020.	1.2516	0.04154	155	122	27	6
468	I'm bringing back the typing pool.	1.2516	0.04631	155	127	17	11
469	Ever since Covid, I’ve discovered I can work anywhere.	1.2515	0.03866	167	130	32	5
470	I deal in liquid assets.	1.2500	0.04078	132	101	29	2
471	I forgot it was casual Friday.	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
472	If you came into the office, we wouldn't have to do this.	1.2500	0.04660	140	113	19	8
473	We can deduct the swim trunks, but not the flippers.	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
474	Didn't you get the memo?	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
475	Standing desks just weren't doing it for me	1.2484	0.03965	153	119	30	4
476	My supervisor's interpretation of "working vacation" conflicted with mine.	1.2483	0.04656	149	122	17	10
477	I know I’m wearing a wet suit. Where’s yours?	1.2483	0.04753	149	123	15	11
478	This IS how I relax.	1.2483	0.04646	145	118	18	9
479	For an extra $10 a month, I can add drowning to your life insurance policy.	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
480	My analyst says I need to relax. I say I need to multi-task.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
481	Excuse me, I'm in a meeting!	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
482	It's my last Zoom call, then I can take off the shirt and tie.	1.2471	0.04156	170	137	24	9
483	'' I'm torn between my philosophic understanding of the Myth of Sisyphus by Camus and my Trivago vacation hotel discount" Kevin J. Doran M.A. 38 Lowe Avenue , Fair Lawn, N.J. 07410	1.2468	0.04725	158	132	13	13
484	I gave up surfing in the ocean.	1.2468	0.03605	154	117	36	1
485	The best way to get your taxes done is to just dive right in.	1.2467	0.04910	150	126	11	13
486	We may be able to float you a loan	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
487	Ok. Now you can deduct your pool membership.	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
488	This way, I can write off my pool membership.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
489	It's an immersion course.	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
490	Okay, you're covered for accidental drowning.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
491	You say Marco, I say Portfolio.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
492	Remote pool party for the office	1.2455	0.03935	167	132	29	6
493	I had to dress for a ZOOM meeting.	1.2453	0.04253	159	128	23	8
494	With climate change, you can now write off swimming.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
495	We wear business attire when working remotely.	1.2449	0.04486	147	119	20	8
496	How would you rate your experience today?	1.2449	0.04162	147	116	26	5
497	They placed a last minute meeting on my calendar, can you believe it?	1.2446	0.04064	139	108	28	3
498	I promised my boss this presentation would make a big splash.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
499	Yes, I work here.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
500	I’m augmenting my reality.	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
501	I’m American.	1.2431	0.04648	144	118	17	9
502	I can never make those virtual backgrounds work.	1.2429	0.04848	140	116	14	10
503	is it spelled Feb-uary or Feb-ruary?	1.2429	0.04039	140	109	28	3
504	My wife got time off, but I didn't.	1.2426	0.04239	136	107	25	4
505	This is my first time in an office pool, how do you win?	1.2422	0.04673	128	103	19	6
506	The job opening had a strong pool of candidates	1.2418	0.03937	153	120	29	4
507	I like to combine work and play on hot summer days like today.	1.2414	0.04068	145	114	27	4
508	It's all about work-life balance. There's no way I was going to miss another family vacation.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
509	According to my reports, this company’s going off the deep end.	1.2409	0.04694	137	112	17	8
510	Oh yes, I am a corporate shark.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
511	I'm live-streaming.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
512	I’m sorry sir but you can contact our lifeguard only by email.	1.2406	0.04791	133	109	16	8
513	Why, yes! I’m the pool reporter for the New York Times. Why do you ask?	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
514	I want to play but I just can't.	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
515	One to ten, how would you rate our pool experience?	1.2400	0.04197	150	120	24	6
516	No, this is my first time.	1.2397	0.04043	146	115	27	4
517	I now realize she said "a couple of laps," but I swear I heard "a couple of apps."	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
518	Actually, I’m trying to remain cool though this final interview!	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
519	We have teleworking, but not business casual.	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
520	Still adjusting to this hybrid office thing	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
521	I’d rather surf than swim	1.2388	0.04517	134	108	20	6
522	I’m the ‘have no life’ guard.	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
523	I’m drunk.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
524	I call it the keystroke.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
525	I'm testing the liquid assets	1.2375	0.04205	160	130	22	8
526	Yes, I manage the office pool.	1.2372	0.04372	156	128	19	9
527	Just talk with me five minutes....and you can deduct the whole vacation!	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
528	It’s called multitasking.	1.2370	0.04727	135	111	16	8
529	You do laps, I do laptop.	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
530	I'm reporting her to H.R. You can't splash like that.	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
531	So you said Speedo.com,right?	1.2365	0.04534	148	122	17	9
532	Only half my investments are underwater at this time.	1.2365	0.04326	148	120	21	7
533	I get more work done here, and I stay cooler.	1.2362	0.04931	127	105	14	8
534	Don't tell my boss; he thinks I'm in over my head.	1.2361	0.04515	144	118	18	8
535	Hey Frank, when you said you wanted to ‘test the waters’ with your new client, you didn’t mean it literally right? -Sadhvi Abayanayake-	1.2360	0.04622	161	136	12	13
536	Glad I caught you. Just a word about your car’s extended warranty.	1.2360	0.04537	161	135	14	12
537	Well, Fred, you asked me to stay in my own lane, so here I am.	1.2358	0.04909	123	101	15	7
538	My best ideas float to the top.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
539	I get that question a lot	1.2358	0.04771	123	100	17	6
540	I really mean it when I say I’ll do anything to get the job.	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
541	I work for Interpol.	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
542	What? My therapist said I needed a better work/life balance!	1.2357	0.04602	140	115	17	8
543	This is adult swim Tod, and real adults have jobs.	1.2353	0.05162	119	99	12	8
544	After last night, they insist that i wear a suit in the pool.	1.2353	0.04457	136	110	20	6
545	My Speedo is in the wash.	1.2353	0.03797	136	105	30	1
546	I can take your towel order.	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
547	Just logging in my laps.	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
548	I thought the sign said 'Audit Swim.'	1.2348	0.04670	132	108	17	7
549	How would you rate your experience today in our pool?	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
550	I'm beta-testing standing desk alternatives. It's going swimmingly.	1.2344	0.04073	128	100	26	2
551	This is my favorite day-trading spot. Right in front of the jet.	1.2340	0.04227	141	113	23	5
552	It’s technically a standing desk.	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
553	My version of "You can have it all".	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
554	It's called the 'keystroke.'	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
555	The swim-up bar was a trap.	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
556	The key to success is liquidity.	1.2331	0.04254	133	106	23	4
557	It's true, I am just treading water at work	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
558	I'm Googling how to swim.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
559	After years of swimming with the sharks, I wanted a slower pace.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
560	I'm writing a biography of Mark Spitz.	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
561	I'm still not convinced this is your home office.	1.2321	0.04390	112	88	22	2
562	And this is when you noticed your swim trunks were missing?	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
563	Can I float something by you?	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
564	Do you know how to change my background on zoom	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
565	Yes, I'm the Manager.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
566	Please go away. I'm trying to do my business.	1.2313	0.04215	147	119	22	6
567	My doctor said I should work out in the pool.	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
568	I was never fond of Casual Fridays	1.2303	0.04425	152	126	17	9
569	My wife is a slut	1.2302	0.04824	139	117	12	10
570	They're wash and wear	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
571	I just can't focus when the wife and kids are at home.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
572	A jacket just seemed too much.	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
573	I’m practicing for the free style event.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
574	You need to tread lightly.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
575	What better place to surf the Net?	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
576	It’s called a floating holiday for a reason	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
577	Do you have a funny caption for a comic illustrating this exact situation?	1.2293	0.04415	157	131	16	10
578	Remote work is awesome. You don't have to wear pants.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
579	I love casual Fridays!	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
580	Perfecting my keystroke.	1.2286	0.03839	140	110	28	2
581	I find myself far more productive in the shallow end.	1.2286	0.04459	140	115	18	7
582	My best event? The keystroke.	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
583	No, you can’t use this meeting to write off your pool as an office expense.	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
584	Do you know how to filter a background?	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
585	I was told to pool my resources.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
586	Finally getting my Summer Friday, Jim! What’s the wifi password here?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
587	I'm the local pool reporter.	1.2276	0.04237	145	118	21	6
588	I am installing the CHAT-GPT lifeguard.	1.2276	0.04349	145	119	19	7
589	Your portfolio limits you to the shallow end of the pool.	1.2273	0.04372	154	128	17	9
590	Would you rate the urine content Poor, Just Okay, Favorable or Ideal?	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
591	I meant my assistant Marco.	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
592	... because the writer's manual specifically said .. "immerse yourself in the story..."	1.2273	0.04637	132	109	16	7
593	Would you say the water is too warm,too cold or just right?	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
594	I think i can do so much more. I'm just treading water working in IT	1.2270	0.04543	141	117	16	8
595	I'm transitioning into retirement.	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
596	So the chlorine burned your eyes and irritated your skin, causing pain and suffering, loss of consortium, and irreparable harm—is that right?	1.2266	0.04734	128	106	15	7
597	I've been drowning in email.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
598	Unfortunately, all of your investments with us are underwater."	1.2263	0.04633	137	114	15	8
599	I can't wear swim trunks — I look naked on Zoom.	1.2263	0.04395	137	112	19	6
600	I just ordered a bathing suit. Happy now?	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
601	I’m surfing the internet.	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
602	It's the best Wi-Fi in the entire hotel.	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
603	My favorite is the keystroke.	1.2254	0.04287	142	116	20	6
604	Scene one. Exterior. Pool. Day. Now what?	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
605	My cardiologist said I should spend more time in the pool.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
606	Pin striped trunks, if you must know.	1.2252	0.04220	151	124	20	7
607	I simply don't understand why they want me to come back into the office. I'm so much more productive here.	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
608	What, this isn't a typing pool?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
609	The pool of applicants is shallower than I expected	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
610	I'm a licensed attorney, a part-time lifeguard, and a full-time idiot.	1.2239	0.04449	134	110	18	6
611	When HR said we were hiring from a pool this isn’t quite what I expected.	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
612	When they said I would be entering into a pool of candidates, this is not what I had in mind.	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
613	this is work life balance	1.2238	0.04593	143	120	14	9
614	I work as a lifeguard, and selling insurance is my side hustle.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
615	Thank you, it's going swimmingly.	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
616	Liquidity is critical in this market!	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
617	The more strokes, the better your rate.	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
618	Your portfolio is also underwater.	1.2230	0.04337	139	114	19	6
619	I'm coming up with 2,610,000,000 results for Marco.	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
620	Me? No sir, it must be a naturally-occurring warm spot	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
621	Amazon says my swimsuit should arrive soon	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
622	It's called immersion theory.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
623	And you suspect the stolen article of clothing is still in the pool?	1.2222	0.05166	117	99	10	8
624	Just because there's no lifeguard on duty, doesn't mean there's no accountant on duty.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
625	It’s my new Treadwater desk.	1.2222	0.04116	144	117	22	5
626	I'm just trying to stay afloat.	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
627	They said no bathroom breaks.	1.2214	0.04374	131	107	19	5
628	The dot only stays green if I’m wearing a shirt and tie.	1.2214	0.04097	131	105	23	3
629	I'm doing my laps virtually.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
630	I do my best work when I’m hydrated.	1.2213	0.05142	122	104	9	9
631	HR told me I'd lose my vacation time if I didn't take it.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
632	As the attorney for the company, I can only advise you to read the fine print next time. You see, THIS is the office pool you have won.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
633	We’re testing the waters with our new app. Want to try?	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
634	My counselor told me to balance work with recreation	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
635	No, I am not in hot water	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
636	I’ve used all my vacation days.	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
637	When I interviewed for the job, they told me I’d be swimming in emails, but I honestly didn’t believe them.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
638	Would you say your backstroke is better, worse or the same as last week?	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
639	# “Yes, I am American. What gave it away?”	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
640	Business in the front, party in the back.	1.2197	0.04069	132	106	23	3
641	I can continue working without taking a bathroom break.	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
642	Fact is, I write better when I'm half-submerged.	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
643	I'm not supposed to take my work laptop into the men's room…	1.2195	0.04835	123	103	13	7
644	It's sink or swim in this office pool, Buddy!	1.2195	0.04835	123	103	13	7
645	i'm hearing rumors we're about to go under	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
646	And people think working from home is fun.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
647	The swimming desk is the new standing desk	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
648	Wet Suit? Real original.	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
649	The name's Poole.	1.2193	0.04946	114	95	13	6
650	Until I have sufficient data on the effects of frog ass on bare skin, I shant be undressing - who knows how many frog asses this water has come in contact with!	1.2192	0.04810	146	126	8	12
651	You should see how I make love.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
652	My wife thinks I'm at the office, and the office thinks I'm working from home.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
653	So, how many wetsuits shall I put you down for?	1.2190	0.04236	137	112	20	5
654	I just blur the background.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
655	I am in the typing pool.	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
656	On a scale of 1 - 10 how satisfied are you with the water temperature - with 1 being not satisfied and 10 being very satisfied.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
657	We’re working on improving our liquidity.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
658	This is my bathing suit.	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
659	This way I don’t have to take bathroom breaks.	1.2178	0.05559	101	86	8	7
660	Yes, I'm in a meeting. I just blur the background.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
661	And finally, how would you rate your overall swimming experience at the pool today?	1.2177	0.04799	124	104	13	7
662	So, she dunked you three times with no provocation?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
663	Family time billing. Everybody wins.	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
664	And I don't even need bathroom breaks.	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
665	I placed first in the 100m keystroke.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
666	I'd like to float a few ideas by you.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
667	. "What can I say? WFH is evolving."	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
668	I like to immerse myself in my work.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
669	Like a duck, I seem cool and collective on the exterior but under the surface I'm paddling like hell.	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
670	So what makes you stand out from the pool of applicants?	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
671	Did you see my earbud down there?	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
672	I'm doing the keystroke.	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
673	I think there’s been a massive misunderstanding of the term “bathing suit.”	1.2160	0.04626	125	104	15	6
674	I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
675	Where do you see yourself in five laps?	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
676	Would you say; A. Wet B. Somewhat Wet or C. Not Wet at all.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
677	I guess I misunderstood what being a "Pool Reporter" for the New Yorker meant.	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
678	I want to test the water before jumping in.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
679	I started as a pool boy and came up through the ranks.	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
680	Sorry, cant you see I’m waist deep in work right now?	1.2155	0.04868	116	97	13	6
681	Working remotely isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially if you have kids.	1.2154	0.04501	130	108	16	6
682	Remember when we'd just gather around a water cooler?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
683	I have a desk treadmill, but this is easier on my joints.	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
684	Hi, I’m Greg, and I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. Please provide your social security number, credit card information, and drivers license number on this screen here.	1.2149	0.04868	121	102	12	7
685	Yeah, I’m hybrid.	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
686	I don’t think this is what they meant when they said you could work from anywhere	1.2148	0.03988	135	109	23	3
687	I just come for the adult swim.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
688	I just needed to pee.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
689	I'm in charge of liquidations.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
690	This counts for my employer's exercise program.	1.2143	0.03564	154	123	29	2
691	I'm just getting my feet wet.	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
692	Technically, I'm on a working vacation.	1.2138	0.04174	145	120	19	6
693	Gotta love the blurry background feature on Zoom, eh?	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
694	My therapist said I have to focus on work-life balance.	1.2137	0.03995	117	93	23	1
695	They denied my vacation request but I already booked my flight.	1.2132	0.04478	136	114	15	7
696	It cuts down on bathroom breaks.	1.2131	0.04831	122	103	12	7
697	Management said they needed me to make a bigger splash at work.	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
698	Let's talk liquidity.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
699	Hey pal, looks like I’m going to have to write you up for possessing one of the most beautiful nipples I’ve ever seen.	1.2130	0.05271	108	92	9	7
700	I forgot my swim trunks.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
701	Can’t you see I’m trying to work!	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
702	Tax season is always sink or swim.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
703	Suit,swim and surf the net.	1.2124	0.04064	113	90	22	1
704	I’m from the IRS and I’m here to help you.	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
705	Is this not the typing pool?	1.2121	0.04438	132	110	16	6
706	I'm preparing for the climate crisis	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
707	I can't afford a standing desk.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
708	Maybe they said "pool our resources" instead of "putting our resources in the pool."	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
709	No, not those liquid assets.	1.2119	0.03965	118	94	23	1
710	Can you move? I’m on a Zoom call.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
711	Just completing the public pool urination report.	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
712	Yes well, Roger, when they said adult swim, I just assumed they meant…	1.2117	0.04200	137	113	19	5
713	Whatever it takes to keep the business afloat.	1.2117	0.04326	137	114	17	6
714	Just pooling my results.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
715	They threw all the new-hires in the deep end.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
716	I wanted to be found well.	1.2114	0.03873	123	98	24	1
717	So when do you think you Will be ready to sell your house?	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
718	My work is going swimmingly.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
719	I take remote work seriously.	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
720	Year end. It’s sink or swim.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
721	Doctor says I need to get outside more.	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
722	My idiot boss told me to try Amphibial Intelligence.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
723	They say the best way to hire candidates is to observe them in everyday life. So where do you see yourself in five years?	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
724	Surfing the web.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
725	And when did you first notice that sinking feeling?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
726	Oh sorry, is this not the typing pool?	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
727	You can lead a bureaucrat to water, but you can't make him swim.	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
728	The AC is out at the office.	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
729	I always preferred the keystroke.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
730	Is overdressed one or two words?	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
731	Yes I am a consultant. How could you tell?	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
732	Job interview.	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
733	Everyone at the office thinks this is my Zoom background!	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
734	Hey could you dive down there and look for an outlet?	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
735	Don't mind me. I'm just here to remind you that you can't swim, and that you don't have life insurance. Also there is no lifeguard on duty.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
736	My boss thinks it’s a background.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
737	Why yes, I am American.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
738	I'm an underwater mortgage specialist.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
739	We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.2091	0.05182	110	94	9	7
740	Good news - turns out the water’s only mildly toxic.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
741	My boss said we can't work from home anymore.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
742	I've been trying to contact you about your car warranty.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
743	I’m training the remote lifeguard.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
744	Next time we meet at MY office.	1.2087	0.04862	115	97	12	6
745	We are the number one life guard recruiting company.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
746	Do you know the Guest Wi-Fi password?	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
747	The invitation said bring a suit for the pool.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
748	What? My company said we can work-from-anywhere.	1.2083	0.04865	120	102	11	7
749	I am surveying the voter pool.	1.2080	0.04586	125	105	14	6
750	Easiest way to get skinny leg pants.	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
751	Yes, we can play mermaids. Just give me one more minute.	1.2080	0.04586	125	105	14	6
752	The IRS code specifically states that if I want to take this as a home office deduction, I must actually work here”	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
753	See, I can be fun!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
754	It's a working vacation	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
755	Any idea how to blur a Zoom background?	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
756	Don’t worry, I’m not wearing pants	1.2075	0.05143	106	90	10	6
757	I'm trying to balance my work/life routine!	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
758	No, you are swimming in my investment pool.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
759	I’m training for the rat race triathalon	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
760	Move over to the next lane, can’t you see I’m busy?”	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
761	I’m tracking my liquid assets.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
762	I've maximized my work output since I've been working from pool	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
763	I was hoping to take our walking meetings to the next level.	1.2066	0.03878	121	97	23	1
764	Last week I was totally underwater.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
765	I’m John and I’m here to renew your health club membership.	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
766	Well, I didn't want to be caught on Zoom wearing swim trunks.	1.2063	0.04552	126	106	14	6
767	I'm part of the typing pool.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
768	Mr. Soggypants is my dad. Call me Wade.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
769	I like to meet my clients where they are.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
770	Sure, Americans get 5 paid weeks holiday too.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
771	It's not easy being a Mer-man in today's economy.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
772	They told me I couldn't work from home.	1.2057	0.03701	141	114	25	2
773	In your own words, please tell me why you're most suited for this role out of this pool of candidates?	1.2056	0.05098	107	91	10	6
774	Got sick of working from home.	1.2056	0.05098	107	91	10	6
775	Our bank is committed to bringing our business to you.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
776	Hey bud watch the splashing, some of us have work to do.	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
777	Yes, it's a hybrid position for me.	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
778	I'm figuring out the whole work/life balance thing.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
779	Pooling the company’s resources doesn’t seem to be as effective as we thought.	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
780	One way to reduce the staff could be to pull the plug	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
781	I like working remote, but I miss hanging around the water cooler.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
782	We’re not under water yet.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
783	It's my first time in the office pool.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
784	Look, I don't come to your workplace and ask you a ton of questions	1.2051	0.04937	117	100	10	7
785	What’s the problem? I’m in the secretary pool.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
786	My office wants us to have work life balance without sacrificing the project load.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
787	This is just the break I needed!	1.2049	0.04790	122	104	11	7
788	We can still work remotely but they reinstated the dress code	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
789	Your message did say, let's meet in the the pool and bring your lap top?	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
790	and …. did you have anything from the mini bar?	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
791	Excuse me but do you know the Wi-Fi password?	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
792	I have swim trunks on. Stop freaking out.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
793	We always meet the customer where they are…	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
794	My productivity has markedly increased because I can pee right here and keep working	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
795	My boss thinks this is a fake Zoom background.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
796	Isn't 3 o'clock "adult laptops time" ?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
797	The Polo Family does not give you permission to use his name or facsimile thereof.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
798	We now use the gender-neutral term 'mer-person'.	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
799	On a scale of 1 to 10, how much pee do you think is in this pool?	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
800	You have to meet the client where they are”	1.2035	0.04894	113	96	11	6
801	I promised my cardiologist.	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
802	They call it ‘hybrid vacationing’	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
803	I'm waterlogging in.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
804	I'm trying to find out how to improve my stroke.	1.2029	0.04135	138	115	18	5
805	I'm still looking for my pool password.	1.2028	0.03787	143	117	23	3
806	My hybrid work set-up is very fluid.	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
807	It's okay. I already put rice in it.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
808	I prefer to stay in my lane.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
809	Laugh all you want, but this entire vacation, as well as these pants, are now write-offs.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
810	Crazy? No, why?? Because I’m not wearing socks?	1.2019	0.05359	104	90	7	7
811	The bathrooms in my building are out of service.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
812	Free parking, free wifi, and lunch at the snack bar is less than five bucks.	1.2018	0.05011	109	93	10	6
813	I believe that your bathing suit is deductible.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
814	You only qualify if you’re over 65, earn less than 50k and have your own swimming pool.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
815	I don't have to stop work to go to the bathroom.	1.2018	0.04855	114	97	11	6
816	Yes, I am an American. How did you know?	1.2017	0.04711	119	101	12	6
817	I used to manage the pool remotely from that building over there.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
818	Sorry, can’t talk… this is my downtime.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
819	They said they would throw me in the deep end but it’s much shallower than I expected	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
820	You’ll have the cleanest audit ever.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
821	Sorry to break it to you, but your investments are underwater.	1.2016	0.04856	124	107	9	8
822	I was told this was the “adult” swim time.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
823	And has it been at least an hour since you ate lunch?	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
824	So the fertility doc said to keep 'em cool but I can't take off work right now.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
825	My new boss keeps the thermostat at 82.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
826	Google confirms it’s wash and wear	1.2000	0.04423	130	110	14	6
827	It's an immersive training course.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
828	Yes, I am the lifeguard.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
829	I am relaxed.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
830	It's not the most exciting job but I can work from anywhere.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
831	Doesn't matter what I wear down below--I'm on Zoom.	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
832	Why? Because they kicked me out of the hot tub. That’s why.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
833	I needed a good background.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
834	You can’t write it off as flood damage.	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
835	I'm an accountant. This is my bathing suit.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
836	My event is the 100 WPM keystroke.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
837	I’m guessing you forgot you’d be on camera for your 2:00?	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
838	The job requires total immersion.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
839	I'm getting lots of likes on my new background screen.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
840	I know some people in the shallow end; let me put out a few feelers.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
841	I was up to my neck with work before. Now I’m just wading for the weekend.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
842	I thought this was the typing pool.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
843	I miss the office camaraderie.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
844	I still miss the steno pool.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
845	The job market is competitive, but I pride myself on the professionalism I bring to this applicant pool.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
846	I'll get right on that Mr. Musk.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
847	They said work from home, but I'm most at home in the water.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
848	See, nobody knows, because from here up I’m pretty dry	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
849	I call it billing and swimming	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
850	Forget Python, I'm programming in Marco Polo.	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
851	For Full Life you’ll need to undergo a physical	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
852	The boss told me to send an email from the office pool.”	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
853	I’m afraid all of your assets are underwater.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
854	It’s called “paid time away”	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
855	Work-life balance is a process.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
856	My boss told me to test the waters."	1.1982	0.03801	111	89	22	0
857	I’m about be in a zoom meeting. Can you get everyone to stop splashing?	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
858	The great thing about working remote is that you can leave your bathing shorts on even during video calls.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
859	Hey can you watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom oh wait never mind I’m, um, yeah I’m good.	1.1982	0.05090	111	96	8	7
860	It’s my wife’s day to use the treadmill desk.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
861	Zoom meating in 2minutes.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
862	OK, you look like the answer to our lifeguard shortage!	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
863	We’re struggling to stay afloat.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
864	I’m a project manager but my gig job is lifeguard	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
865	I've had to do all my own typing since they closed the secretarial pool.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
866	Is the tie too much?	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
867	I’m in management training. Next week I have to walk ON water.	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
868	Oh, yes. I’m American.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
869	Yeah, I’m trying to get out more	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
870	Our office is trying the new ‘Work-From-Vacation’ model.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
871	Winning the Office Pool isn't all it's cracked up to be!	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
872	Thank god they havent banned “work from pool” yet	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
873	You definitely told that this survery would be immersive.	1.1967	0.04748	122	105	10	7
874	And have you thought about using annuities as part of your retirement planning?	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
875	It's a tutorial on work-life balance.	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
876	Lastly, how would you rate this survey? 5 being extremely awkward and intrusive, 4 very awkward and intrusive, 3 moderately awkward and intrusive, 2 slightly awkward and intrusive, or 1 not at all awkward and intrusive?	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
877	You may not think so but you’re in deep water	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
878	Actually, I'm on a deadline and I needed to pee.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
879	I'm swimming in work.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
880	It's true, you can't beat the freedom and flexibility of working remotely.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
881	Sorry, I have this lane booked until 10:30.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
882	Do you mind?!	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
883	The beach is just too sandy.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
884	Pool Party Pooper.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
885	I'm a professional swimmer. Answering emails is my hobby.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
886	I like to get out of the office on the weekends.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
887	Some people do laps, some people do laptops.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
888	We’re putting together a pool of investors.	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
889	I have a zoom meeting	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
890	I miss the days when we had a dedicated typing pool.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
891	Billable hours, am I right?	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
892	I’m just swimming in emails.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
893	There are laps and lap tops.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
894	I'm taking advantage of my company's "unlimited" PTO.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
895	The men's room was occupied.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
896	My new boss told me to dive right in.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
897	Seems I won the office pool.	1.1953	0.03852	128	105	21	2
898	Drowning in debt? Let me help.	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
899	Just a quick email...	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
900	Do you mind. I am doing my finger aerobics.	1.1947	0.04846	113	97	10	6
901	I can get you a decent refund, and you can get me a towel.	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
902	Your health insurance doesn’t cover “shrinking”.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
903	I’m not wearing shoes. That would be weird.	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
904	This is is the only spot I can get a decent Wi-Fi signal.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
905	I was told to stay in my own lane.	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
906	No, maritime law. Why?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
907	I'm almost ready for our deep dive.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
908	Sorry dude, this is the remote work lane.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
909	Never seen a guy wet his pants?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
910	You think I’M underwater.	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
911	One way or another, I'm gonna make a big splash!	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
912	The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is now hiring consultants	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
913	No, you're not real. You're just part of my video meeting background.	1.1939	0.05361	98	85	7	6
914	I said your policy is in your trunk not your trunks!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
915	A lot of my companies are underwater.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
916	Don’t worry, I’m muted	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
917	And how long have you felt this way?	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
918	I love summer	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
919	Any idea what the Wi-Fi password is?	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
920	I love the smell of chlorine in the morning.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
921	With the new merger, I'm drowning.	1.1933	0.03826	119	97	21	1
922	I’m drowning in work but working from the shallow end really gives me the sense of control I’m looking for.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
923	As long as I'm in the water 40 percent of the time, this counts as a home office.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
924	The trick is to blur your background.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
925	It's this or the office!	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
926	If you must know, it's called a bathing suit suit.	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
927	Have you got a synonym for vacation?	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
928	Hey! You do your thing and I'll do mine.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
929	Could you ask the lifeguard for the WiFi password?	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
930	It’s called a Keystroke	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
931	I'm advising we liquidate.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
932	It just seems like we have different definitions of “fun”	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
933	It’s too hard to type in the deep end	1.1919	0.05310	99	86	7	6
934	My wife said I should take part in the office pool	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
935	I know I said I’d be happy to come to you but…	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
936	Being in the pool means I'm technically not a workaholic.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
937	Because of global warming, the standing in water desk is the wave of the future.”	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
938	I call it "multi-basking."	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
939	Yes, I go through a lot of computers, and pants	1.1913	0.04767	115	99	10	6
940	Your rectal exam was normal and you can put you bathing suit back on now.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
941	This also counts as my bathroom break.	1.1913	0.04767	115	99	10	6
942	I’m multitasking. I’m also the lifeguard.	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
943	I’m trying to stand out in the candidate pool.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
944	You're right, usually we don't take on office jobs, but the mer-kids need braces.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
945	The person at the front desk told me pool was a ‘hot spot.’	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
946	Summer Fridays just aren't what they used to be.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
947	They won’t let me wear my speedo in the office.	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
948	Don’t you know? Working from home is not a thing anymore.	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
949	Is it backspace or backstroke?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
950	I’m sorry. The bathroom was locked.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
951	What's the wifi password here?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
952	I'm trying to create a realistic splash page.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
953	No, it works out great. Everyone at work just thinks it’s a virtual background.	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
954	My boss said I can work 2 days from home Saturday & Sunday	1.1905	0.05081	105	91	8	6
955	My firm still hasn’t fully committed to casual Fridays	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
956	I’m in liquid asset management.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
957	Would you mind watching this while I do a cannonball?	1.1901	0.04440	121	103	13	5
958	We are committed to meet anywhere for your convenience.	1.1900	0.03943	100	81	19	0
959	The pool of applicants is shallower than I thought.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
960	Your password, please"	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
961	Sir, I have an opening in lane 6 at 2:15. Are you a member of our rewards program?	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
962	I'm getting my laps in too.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
963	Do you know how to do the keystroke?	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
964	I'm drowning in work	1.1897	0.03855	116	95	20	1
965	Work life balance	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
966	I write off the pool as a business expense	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
967	Who farted?	1.1897	0.04567	116	99	12	5
968	On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog paddler.	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
969	Not everyone gets a summer vacation.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
970	100 yards! I mean, you can't beat the commute.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
971	You maybe swimming in debt but your not underwater.	1.1895	0.05247	95	82	8	5
972	I'm the Swim-Up Barrister.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
973	Thought I’d see what this work-life balance thing is all about	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
974	Does the water feel warmer next to me?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
975	Why do they always schedule our annual pool party on the last day of the fiscal year?	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
976	You know, you can really work from anywhere these days.	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
977	Do you mind? This is highly classified.	1.1892	0.05041	111	97	7	7
978	We are still working out our hybrid policy.	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
979	Hey, it beats drowning in work.	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
980	I’m just gonna send this one off quickly, it’s Jim right?	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
981	During your stay with us, have you experienced any annoyances we should know about?	1.1890	0.04434	127	109	12	6
982	I understand you’re working out of office, but we’re questioning pool membership as a business expense .	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
983	...and, do you perform flip turns all the time, very often, some times, not very often, or never?	1.1889	0.05450	90	78	7	5
984	Good thing your assets are liquid.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
985	My office has a no-swimsuit policy.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
986	To sink or to swim is a false choice!	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
987	Unlike your typical lifeguard, I'm not just a piece of meat.	1.1885	0.04558	122	105	11	6
988	Let’s take it offline and circle back, Jim.	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
989	Nothing. What’s wrong with you?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
990	I'm not going away until you buy some life insurance.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
991	It still beats commuting.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
992	I'm testing the webcam. Babe in one-piece heading due east.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
993	Yes,it's a bathing suit,I just forgot the jacket.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
994	Harold didn’t quite understand the concept of work-life balance.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
995	Did you know that your Car Warranty is about to expire?	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
996	It can get uncomfortable in the winter	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
997	No, it's not unusual. It's just an example of the lengths we go to for our clients	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
998	I’m trying to have a better work-life balance.	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
999	My office is where I am.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
1000	Who says men can't multitask?	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1001	My new job gave me a Work From Pool option.	1.1875	0.05403	96	84	6	6
1002	Bevause I have cellulite	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
1003	Yeah, but nowadays you can blur the background.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1004	Actually, my shoes are waterproof.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1005	No, we don’t accept walk-ins.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1006	Summers are half-days.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
1007	This is the only place my wifi works.	1.1875	0.04999	112	98	7	7
1008	Since the pandemic, I can work from anywhere.	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1009	I started my career in the secretarial pool.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1010	Oh, fuck!	1.1870	0.04809	123	108	7	8
1011	When you love your work, every day's a vacation.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1012	You mean this isn’t the typing pool?	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1013	It’s just a first round interview	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
1014	I see you have liquidity issues in your portfolio	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
1015	The tie keeps me focused	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
1016	RE: MARCO As per my previous e-mail, POLO.	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
1017	The recruiter said I would be joining an elite talent pool."	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
1018	Lap, laptop. Same difference.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1019	Good morning, Ron.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1020	Very apt metaphor Fred. Your stocks were doing swimmingly, now largely under water.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1021	Why can't I surf in the pool?	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
1022	I was just assigned to the clerical pool.	1.1864	0.04331	118	100	14	4
1023	How many times do I have to tell you, my name is not MARCO!	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1024	Fuck, I forgot to attach the files again, gimme a minute	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1025	I wasn't getting enough attention working in a coffee shop.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1026	My employer sold the office during the pandemic, and I don’t like to work from home. So here I am.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
1027	Why? Because this is where the jet is.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
1028	Nothing much. Just relaxing at the pool on vacation.	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
1029	I'm here to improve my liquidity ratio.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1030	What do you mean 'what do I do'?	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1031	Yeah, I really needed this vacation. Btw, how'd you know I'm American?	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1032	I just need 10 minutes of your time for this survey.	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
1033	Is there an outlet over there?	1.1858	0.04795	113	98	9	6
1034	The tropical scene on my Zoom background malfunctioned.	1.1858	0.04627	113	97	11	5
1035	Hmm. A customized massage life guard chair is a fair request, when can you start.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
1036	You think this is bad; try the secretarial pool.	1.1858	0.04795	113	98	9	6
1037	It was either this or lose the vacation days.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1038	I'm working from pool.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1039	I was hired as a floater but I’m hoping something higher opens soon	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1040	Oh, it's the adult diaper that I'm examining. But the laptop is waterproof too.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1041	Beats going into the office.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
1042	The office pool was empty.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1043	I'm the new director of work-life balance."	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1044	I’m sorry sir, you can’t claim friends and neighbors in your pool as dependents, even during this heatwave.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1045	I’m technically working from home.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1046	It’s better on your knees than a traditional standing desk	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
1047	It's all a part of my dullness.	1.1852	0.04948	108	94	8	6
1048	I'm the field tester for the Bomborg Waterproof Tie Company.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1049	I took a real bath in the stock market, but I think I’ll make a splash with commodities.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1050	You don’t win Salesman of the Year sitting behind a desk you know.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1051	I'm sorry sir, was that MARCO with a "C" or MARKO with a "K?	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1052	When you asked me to take a deep dive into your finances, this wasn't what I was expecting.	1.1852	0.06114	81	72	3	6
1053	Sure beats the car pool.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1054	This way I’ll be ready when ocean levels rise.	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
1055	I don’t feel the weight of work here.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1056	HR required me to take a vacation.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
1057	How likely are you to recommend this pool to a friend?	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
1058	As your legal counsel, I advise you to avoid the deep end at all costs.	1.1848	0.04069	92	75	17	0
1059	So, can I count on you for the time-share presentation at 5pm?	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1060	Snd finally, Sir, would you rate your overall pool experience today as "Excellent", "Above Expectations", "Satisfactory", "Below Expectations", or "Poor"?	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1061	Excuse me sir, would you like to update your swimsuit warrantee.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1062	Wading is the new standing.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1063	I’m remote vactioning.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1064	I promised my wife I would relax while on vacation but I also promised my boss I would be on this last zoom call so I’m googling how to do the backstroke while waiting for everyone to get into the chat room. Thanks for asking. How’s your day going?	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1065	You’re swimming in debt, Bill	1.1845	0.03840	103	84	19	0
1066	They gave us a floating holiday	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1067	I'm an electrical engineer doing research on the conductivity of stupidity.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1068	I'm accused of not knowing how to relax.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1069	I'm in the process of liquidating my assets."	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
1070	My business is going under.	1.1840	0.04156	125	106	15	4
1071	We've narrowed the applicant pool to you and few others.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
1072	Double trouble. You're underwater and under audit.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
1073	Office AC is not working.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1074	It's OK, my boss can't see that I'm wearing sweatpants"	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1075	I’ve been told my prose is too dry.	1.1837	0.05299	98	86	6	6
1076	Sorry, I don't discuss work on vacation.	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1077	At least they dropped the mask mandates	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1078	OMG look, he's connected . . . "Hey, could you check my email?"	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1079	This way I don't need to clock out for bathroom breaks.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1080	Everything is so fluid.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1081	#workfromhome	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
1082	I can’t swim.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1083	I reserved this lane for the next nine hours.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1084	Would you mind? I have a Zoom meeting.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
1085	Well my company said I wasn't allowed to work from home anymore	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
1086	We've had complaints about splashing.”	1.1835	0.04906	109	95	8	6
1087	I need to pause the presentation for a second…Polo!	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1088	I thought the Swiss were neutral!	1.1833	0.04731	120	105	8	7
1089	My Dr. said I needed to get in the pool for at least 50 minutes a day.	1.1833	0.04731	120	105	8	7
1090	Suns_out_buns_out isn’t the password, sir. Can we go back to the office now?	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
1091	I told them it's a fake background.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1092	I understand why WeWork had to change its business model, but this is ridiculous...	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1093	I just told them it was a background.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1094	Well, how doyou do the backstroke?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1095	These are the rules. I didn't make them.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1096	Practiced the backstroke yesterday. Working on my keystroke today”.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1097	Desk jobs are for suckers!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1098	If only there was a water or drowning metaphor I could use in this email.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1099	No, sir, I am definitely not going off the deep end.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1100	Sorry. This is the carpool lane.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1101	As long as my boss thinks I am working, I can do it from anywhere.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
1102	It's okay, I'm just part time.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1103	Just keeping the business afloat.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
1104	Not bad. Just don't swallow.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1105	Could've been an email	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1106	Thirty seven hours . . . five more and I’ll be in the Guinness Book of World Records.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1107	I didn't account for shrinkage.	1.1818	0.03896	99	81	18	0
1108	I’m working remotely.	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
1109	These days, I prefer wading the web.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1110	I couldn't decide if I should go to the office or work at home today.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
1111	Yeah my job is remote, but I still like to dress like I'm going in.	1.1818	0.04689	110	95	10	5
1112	If my calculations are correct, then Marco is right over - THERE!	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
1113	You are right on that one; your mortgage is underwater.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
1114	Well, at the beach it gets sand on it.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1115	I’m studying the effects of chlorine on polyester.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1116	Do you have a charger by chance?	1.1818	0.05048	99	86	8	5
1117	I'm the pool reporter from the Associated Press.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
1118	This is the only place I can get a signal.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
1119	Remote work has been a life-saver for me!	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1120	People might say ‘it’s weird’ but someday what I’m doing will be featured in The New Yorker… you’ll see. You all see.	1.1818	0.05249	99	87	6	6
1121	Welcome to the typing pool.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1122	My boss said I didn't know how to relax and to go take some time off.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1123	We found this to be more effective than robocalling.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
1124	Stay in your lane.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
1125	Technically I'm retired, but I like to keep my feet wet.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
1126	They think it's my Zoom background.	1.1809	0.05231	94	82	7	5
1127	We're not saying swimming is dangerous. On the other hand, actuarially there's this number to consider.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
1128	It’s my day with the kids. I believe in equality.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1129	I was just hired here and they told me to dive right in!	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1130	Actually, I'm practicing my key stroke.	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
1131	The 'swim-up' desk is supposed to be great for productivity.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1132	The actuarial tables say that at your pace, you need to keep swimming for another 400 years to counteract all the cheeseburgers.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
1133	I’ve set my auto-reply to say that I’m swimming in work and will resurface next Monday.	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
1134	Well, they said I could work from anywhere	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
1135	Yes,we are hiring but the talent pool is shallow!	1.1802	0.04989	111	98	6	7
1136	I find this makes it easier to wade into the numbers.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1137	Sorry, I’m just swimming in emails today.	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
1138	If you could all stop swimming and make office noises during my presentation, that would be great	1.1802	0.04823	111	97	8	6
1139	I just can’t commit.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
1140	Now, let’s discuss flood insurance.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1141	I don't have time to take a bathroom break.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1142	I'm not a Speedo kind of guy.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
1143	The doc recommended hydro therapy for my carpal tunnel syndrome.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
1144	Sorry if I’m in your lap lane, my wi fi was disconnected.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
1145	Mark always had a hard time leaving work at work.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
1146	I try to have fun.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
1147	the treadmill desks were all taken.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1148	It still beats working from home.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
1149	I just started a new job, it’s really sink or swim.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
1150	At this point, why do you care?	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
1151	I need ten pool noodles, two pairs of floaties, and a rubber duck on my desk by noon.	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
1152	Let's discuss your liquidity risk.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
1153	JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER MINUTE. . . .	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1154	The hotel's free Wi-Fi is better here.	1.1795	0.04797	117	103	7	7
1155	I feel like the work from anywhere culture has gone a little too far.	1.1795	0.04312	117	100	13	4
1156	I need the shirt and tie for work, but the backdrop of the water makes all my colleagues jealous.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1157	It's a zoom meeting. My swim suit is below the camera. My background is a bookshelf scene and the sound is off.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1158	What brings you in today?	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
1159	You're right, Mr President. They wouldn't think of looking for documents in here.	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
1160	We make sure you don't get in over your head	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1161	Ooh that's good, yeah! This will win me the caption contest for sure.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1162	All the stalls are full.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1163	If you say anything Frank, you're fired.	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
1164	My wife and kids wanted to go to Cancun, but I heard the water is warmer here.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
1165	I’m up to 100 strokes per minute.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
1166	I warned you up front what it would look like if you asked for an extension on your taxes.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
1167	And your date of birth is?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
1168	When was the last time you immersed yourself in work?	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
1169	I am showing my wife that I'm not as much of a workaholic as she says I am!	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1170	Your the fourth person to ask. No, I am not here to swim	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
1171	This way I never have to leave the office to go to the bathroom.	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1172	I’m the pool reporter.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
1173	Because in my last job they said I was in over my head.	1.1786	0.04611	112	97	10	5
1174	I’m doing research for a New Yorker piece on immersive experiences.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1175	This absolutely is a swimsuit.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1176	I am working in the deep end.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1177	My boss said I had to eliminate bathroom breaks.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
1178	I’ll have you know, this counts as cardio.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
1179	Is that 'laps' or 'lapse'?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1180	And you said you wanted your portfolio to have more liquidity.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
1181	A Working Vacation	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
1182	Well, not all of us can get a cushy corner office.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
1183	Team meeting in 15 minutes?	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
1184	The cafe doesn't have a restroom.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
1185	Our agency takes the concept of data pooling one step further.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1186	I'm writing opinions dripping with sarcasm.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1187	I was a two-time All-American in the keystroke.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1188	The WiFi is better from here	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1189	Can you dive for my mouse?	1.1776	0.04753	107	93	9	5
1190	Did you know that every 2 seconds someone in the world drowns without life insurance?	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1191	I've put in a transfer for the hot tub.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1192	Not a productive workspace, you say? Tell me this: how many times have you seen me get up to use the bathroom?	1.1772	0.05628	79	69	6	4
1193	I’m on my third laptop this week	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
1194	Your not in deep water......yet	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
1195	We're only partly underwater.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
1196	I’m deciding from a pool of applicants.	1.1771	0.05129	96	84	7	5
1197	I'm not quite ready to come out to my clients as a transgender mermaid.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
1198	I'm not trying to make you feel unproductive.	1.1770	0.04572	113	98	10	5
1199	The standing desk was hurting my knees.	1.1770	0.04572	113	98	10	5
1200	Couldn't we have done this with an e-mail?	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1201	Vacations are for the dispensable .	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1202	It's my answer to the typing pool.	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1203	You were correct sir. The chlorine levels do seem slightly off.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1204	With a personal liability policy you can go in the deep end.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
1205	Have you not heard of multi-tasking?	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
1206	Hybrid Holidays am I right?"	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
1207	You’re doing laps and I’m on my laptop. What’s the problem?	1.1765	0.04909	102	89	8	5
1208	We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty.	1.1765	0.05103	102	90	6	6
1209	They said I would be working in the office pool	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
1210	Boss said get your feet wet on this one. I like to exceed expectations.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
1211	I’m here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
1212	I immerse myself in everything that I do	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
1213	No, I’m not worried. It’s a wetsuit.	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
1214	Looks like the market’s taking a dip.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
1215	My boss said I should stay in the shallow end of the pool.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1216	Have you inhaled too much chlorine fumes at a public pool? You may be entitled to compensation.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1217	My feet get hot.	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
1218	Well,as a matter of a fact,I am wearing a suit."	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
1219	I’m still trying to get the hang of hybrid work.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
1220	Could you tell your mom that we had fun?	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
1221	The company wishes me to inform you that implicit in the concept of working from home are the notions that you are actually home, and are working…	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1222	My business is sinking so my accounts are under water.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
1223	I guess typing pools were before your time.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
1224	I thought a trip to the pool would help me get over my workaholic tendencies.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1225	Remote working allows me to take vacations whenever I want.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
1226	Alright, everybody on? Let’s dive in.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1227	Sir, we are asking patrons to rate their swim. From 1 to 10, how was the chlorine level?	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
1228	My crawl was too slow, my breast stroke gave me trouble, so now I'm practicing key strokes.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
1229	Do you have the WiFi password?	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
1230	They told me that if I worked remotely I'd really have to dive in to my projects.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1231	Because the IRS has gone remote, too, Mr. Jones. Now, about those deductions ...	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1232	I see they have literally replaced the typing pool.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1233	I AM on vacation. I'm not wearing any underwear.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1234	I thought the office pool was for lotto tickets when I agreed to join.	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
1235	I'm wading for my meeting to start.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1236	No bathroom breaks on deadline.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1237	There’s a line for the bathroom.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1238	Just because I’m on vacation, doesn’t mean I don’t have work to do. Hashtag grind.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
1239	I’m up to my ass in alligators	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1240	Of course, I still blur my zoom background.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1241	Looks like Marco is OOO.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1242	I’m waiting for my carpool.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1243	I strive for a balanced lifestyle.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
1244	I was mistaken. You're not in over your head.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
1245	Close to a vacation as I can get.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
1246	Actually, this is an improvement. Last quarter the company was under water.	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
1247	I'm working on my finger stroke".	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1248	How do you spell electrocution?	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
1249	No worries, this is actually a wet suit.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1250	The recreation boss said I could work away from home if I did something about my incontinence	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1251	OK, Ned, now you can deduct your pool as a home office space.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
1252	In hindsight, yeah maybe I shouldn't have been watching Bangbus videos at work, but what's done is done, and I'm not getting out of this pool until my dick relaxes.	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
1253	Sorry I can’t chat — I’m really underwater right now.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1254	Sales always takes a dip in the third quarter.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
1255	Do you happen to know anything about virtual backgrounds?	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
1256	And if you order in the next two minutes, I'll throw in the butterfly lessons for free.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1257	Aqua Digital Nomad	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
1258	No, no, no. I'm CHAD GPT.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1259	You refresh your way, I'll refresh mine.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1260	They are waterproof, thanks.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1261	At Least they didn't throw me into the deep end to start.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1262	It’s a lot quieter than working from home."	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
1263	I find I get more done during adult swim.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
1264	You're swimming in debt, but we can pool your assets and make them liquid.	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
1265	I'm synchronizing the swimming.	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
1266	When the Agency said I'd be doing "wet work" I never imagined they meant this!	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1267	Summer FOMO	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
1268	To be honest, this project has me feeling a little out of my depth.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1269	My boss said my writing is a little dry.	1.1731	0.05010	104	92	6	6
1270	At the end of the day we all are just trying to stay above water aren’t we	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1271	My boss said this data requires some experiential learning- I'm experiencing something	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1272	Eventually I'll work my way up to swimming with the sharks.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
1273	The boss said we are barely staying afloat.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1274	Can I interest you in a floating-rate mortgage?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
1275	Wait. So this isn’t the applicant pool?	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
1276	Hello! Working with electronics here.	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
1277	The new work -life balance.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1278	It's safer here than in the IT room.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1279	CPA’s do NOT know CPR!!	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1280	The dress code just said "suit", I assumed they meant business	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1281	Combining my work and my hobby was the smartest decision i ever made.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1282	Well, it's a LAPtop, isn't it?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1283	I like to keep a work life balance	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1284	Does this suit make me look fat	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1285	On a scale from 1 to 10,would you say you more likely or less likely to return to the workplace?	1.1717	0.04982	99	87	7	5
1286	Besides the club membership, are there other liquid assets?	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
1287	You, my corpulent friend, are wasting time — literally wallowing the day away. I am, on the other hand, billing for my legal services at a ridiculously high rate while cooling my junk and keeping my nether regions nice and moist.	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
1288	So Mr. Smith,because of the other swimmers,you can only deduct half of the pool from your taxes.	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
1289	I got tired having to move every time I need to pee.	1.1714	0.04965	105	93	6	6
1290	Pool maintenance falls under I.T. now.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1291	As a matter of fact, I am from the shallow end of the gene pool	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1292	Hunny, can you help me shut the webcam off before my 2pm?	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1293	I'm working a hybrid schedule: MWF in the pool, and TTH in the jacuzzi.	1.1714	0.04777	105	92	8	5
1294	My company instituted a return-to-office policy...I'm transitioning.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
1295	Wetwork	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
1296	It’s Monday Charlie. A work day, remember?	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1297	I finally got off the corporate treadmill.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1298	I can't get anything done at home.	1.1714	0.04777	105	92	8	5
1299	Our ‘Summer Fridays’ policy at our office is a bit rigid.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1300	My wife said I should relax and not work so much. This was our compromise.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
1301	I'm sorry the water is warm, but my boss just emailed in all caps.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
1302	It’s 9 am somewhere!	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
1303	This move is called the keystroke	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
1304	You're also deep in debt.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
1305	You can claim the backstroke, but the cannonballs off the high board are in your own time.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
1306	The new hires are over in the deep end.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
1307	I’m on working vacation. Why?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
1308	No, the peeing section is on the other side.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
1309	My clients assume it’s a filter.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
1310	Working poolside is overrated.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1311	Why? Well the jet is right here.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1312	Your swim pass please	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
1313	I couldn't find the men's room	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1314	It’s a hybrid model. 50/50.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
1315	The WiFi here is fantastic.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1316	I write such hot emails I need to chill!	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
1317	Despite many odds, life still goes on	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1318	Listen, Dan. I'd love to circle back on this but I forgot my floaties, my charger, and hosently Dan, I'm just trying to keep my head above water here	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1319	I asked for a raise, but they generously gave me 3 ‘work from the pool’ days instead.	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
1320	My office has a strict dress code for working from home.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1321	It’s a video interview for the open Head Lifeguard position	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1322	This new "work from pool" option sounded better in the email.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
1323	So, on a scale of 1 to 5 with 5 being highly like and 1 being not at all, how likely are you to recommend this pool to someone you know?	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
1324	The Park District's return to the office policy is strict.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
1325	I prefer to go to the pool; the office is rather dry.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1326	Casual Friday is tomorrow.	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
1327	The lap-lane was full.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
1328	We always like to verify the liquid assets of our clients.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1329	There’s a very talented pool of candidates for this job.	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
1330	Keeping it cool	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1331	This lane is reserved for platinum members.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
1332	So how long have you been teaching swimming online?	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
1333	No need for bathroom breaks	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1334	I'm trying to make a splash in the industry.	1.1698	0.03664	106	88	18	0
1335	It's a biography of Michael Phelps.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
1336	I'm writing an article about water sports.	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
1337	From 4:00-5:00 is Business Swim.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1338	I just took a half day of vacation.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
1339	I'm figuring the laps I need to equate to my steps to get to 10,000.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1340	Virtual backgrounds are getting so realistic.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1341	Do you have a charger I can borrow?	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
1342	I am taking it easy. Can't you see that I'm not wearing my suit jacket?	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
1343	It's my work-life balance.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
1344	Since you’re in the shallow end of the gene pool, this is the best insurance rate I can offer you.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
1345	And the higher price for the waterproof model has certainly been worth every penny.	1.1687	0.05372	83	73	6	4
1346	Maybe working remotely is overrated?!	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
1347	To be fair, they said I could work from anywhere.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
1348	No, it's a fully remote job- but they did keep the dress code.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
1349	And how do you deal with global warming?	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
1350	Brand new. I'm calling it a "water-blog."	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1351	Different strokes for different folks I guess.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
1352	I actually booked this lane until 11...	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1353	is any one else's internet not working?	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1354	Yeah,we only get two work from home days now.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
1355	This isn't the typing pool!	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
1356	Yeah, I am new here. Am gradually getting with the swim of things .	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1357	That’s alright. I don’t play golf either.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1358	I'm joining the office pool	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1359	They said I could work remote from anywhere, I just have to keep it professional.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1360	Technically, we get unlimited PTO, but you know what that means.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1361	Of course I can leave work behind when I’m on vacation	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
1362	I am training to swim with sharks.	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
1363	Yeh, I just don’t feel right taking Juneteenth off.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
1364	Sir, we tried contacting you several times about your warranty now if I could just get your…	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1365	This way I can write off my pool membership as a work expense.	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
1366	Working at the beach clogs up the keyboard with sand.	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
1367	I used to do my best work in the bathroom until he took it over for the top secrets.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1368	The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford	1.1667	0.04651	108	95	8	5
1369	Summer's going great so far - why do you ask?	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
1370	I was tired of working from home ... and also tired of working in the office.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
1371	Your application has been submitted.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1372	It also cuts down on bathroom breaks.	1.1667	0.04478	114	100	9	5
1373	Oh, about 90 words a minute — 80 if I’m in the midst of playing Marco Polo.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
1374	It’s called a bathing suit, the tie was optional.	1.1667	0.04321	120	105	10	5
1375	Would you happen to have a cell phone on you that I could borrow?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1376	So I said, "What if I don't want a standing desk?"	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1377	I'm just treading water until I can find another job.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
1378	According to my calculations you are in over your head	1.1667	0.05311	84	74	6	4
1379	Just five more minutes,dear.	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
1380	I'm still getting used to working remotely.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
1381	I'm verifying your dating profile. You stated you were a former Olympic swimmer.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1382	This lane is for laps and laptops only.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
1383	Please don't tell my wife,Larry,but I think I'm losing control of this multi-tasking thing!	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
1384	Marco, I need YOU to tell me your last name.	1.1667	0.05058	96	85	6	5
1385	I’m afraid you’re contractually obligated to enjoy yourself.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
1386	No worries. I'm treading water with my toes.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1387	So when you said you specialised in water-works...	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1388	Can I offer you an upgrade?	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
1389	It was sync or swim, so…	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1390	Sorry, this lane is reserved for lapTOP swimming.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
1391	Do you know what the Wi-Fi password is?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1392	Struggling to keep my head above water this week, Dan	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1393	Oh yes, remote work has been great, if only HR would relax the dress code.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1394	What? They told me to pool my resources.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1395	Doing pretty well lately, thanks. Keeping my head above water and staying in my lane.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1396	This way, I save time on going to the toilet.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1397	Of course I’ve already rebooted.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
1398	Is this not what you meant when you said bring a suit?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1399	I’m catching up on emails so I don’t drown in my inbox.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1400	Bad news. We’re under water.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1401	My boss told me to I needed to be more fluid.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
1402	If you think I work too hard, you should talk to the guy I'm standing on.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1403	These aren’t the pooled resources I had in mind.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
1404	So long as I keep a shirt and tie on and stand close enough to the screen, they all believe I have an oceanfront…	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
1405	Multitasking is a must-have skill in this current job market.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1406	My wife told me to cool off before sending this email.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
1407	If we play our cards right, I think we can itemize your Speedo as a tax deduction	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
1408	I’m not really a fan of these ‘Team Building’ trips	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
1409	I find it hard to dive headfirst into vacation mode.	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
1410	Do you want to dry off first or should we dive right in?	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
1411	I'm on Vacation!	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
1412	I've decided to take the plunge and start a business.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
1413	I went down a size, no room in the budget for two suits.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
1414	My wife wanted to go swimming, but I prefer phishing.	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
1415	Well it’s not NOT uncomfortable	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
1416	I'm in a Virtual Reality Room. Or else you're in a Virtual Reality Room.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1417	I need to see the receipt for the pool .”	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1418	Thanks for taking this meeting	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
1419	Is now a good time to tell you that your mortgage is under water?"	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
1420	I'm Aquaman's attorney,I just need to send him quick email.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1421	I only have a half day off.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
1422	It's the new hybrid work model.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1423	My boss said this project would throw me into the deep end, but I’m still standing.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1424	I have a Zoom meeting in 5, can you swim away, please?	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
1425	I’m James P. Wheeler, Esq., specializing in slip and fall accidents, drownings and near drownings, drain suction entrapment incidents, and diving mishaps.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1426	Do you think this GIF is work-appropriate?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
1427	For me recreation and work are inseparable	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
1428	Sorry to bother you,but I thought you should know how your portfolio is doing.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1429	I'm looking at clown porn	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
1430	I forgot my bathing suit.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1431	The Wi-Fi has really good wavelengths here.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1432	Because sitting is the new smoking.	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
1433	I’m more productive without the bathroom breaks	1.1648	0.05245	91	81	5	5
1434	On line 27a on this year's Form 1040. why did you fail to accountmfor the $32 business lunch you had with....	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1435	My firm doesn’t care where I work but I must wear a business attire!	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1436	Get the lifeguard, I'm drowning in work.	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
1437	We can work remotely - but have to maintain the dress code.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1438	It’s the only way to write off my gym membership.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1439	No, it’s a toupee. And, yes, it’s waterproof.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1440	It was suggested I get my feet wet as part of onboarding.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1441	It going swimmingly, thanks for asking.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1442	The company says I can work from anywhere	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1443	Why shouldn’t my pool qualify for the home office deduction?	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
1444	i'm swimming in data	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1445	I’m a shark.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
1446	SPF 300 and no forever chemicals and splashproof.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
1447	I thought this was adult swim	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
1448	Summer Fridays, amirite?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
1449	And if you act today, you get a free set of pool-ready-business-attire, like I'm wearing now.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1450	I’m going for the live background screen without the screen	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1451	My boss said I could take vacation but planned meetings I had to attend	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
1452	I’ve been trying to reach you about your warranty	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
1453	Zoom Calls require proper business attire	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
1454	Writing in a bathtub has already been done.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1455	You never take the kids! she said...	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
1456	Stay in your lane, Kevin.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1457	This presentation is gonna make a splash.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1458	Actually, my best event is the Key Stroke.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
1459	Yes, I'm also worried about the laptop getting wet.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
1460	I want to tell my boss that I immersed myself in this report.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
1461	I need to find a better car pool.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
1462	One more time, how do I turn off a virtual background?	1.1638	0.04572	116	103	7	6
1463	They're logging my key strokes. I'm logging my back strokes.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
1464	I don't like to get it wet.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
1465	I’m fine. It’s waterproof.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
1466	Now let’s dive into those itemized deductions, shall we?	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1467	This is my idea of water aerobics.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
1468	Time is money”	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
1469	My last coworking space didn't have sit-to-swim.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1470	Water immersion takes on a whole new meaning.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1471	This isn't bad. In the office, I'm usually under water.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
1472	It's really all about finding that work-life balance."	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1473	The title? "The Naked and the Clad."	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1474	Over it!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1475	Wait, they have a fake background option?!	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
1476	You call this swimming? You should see your debt.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1477	I told my wife it's going to be a working vacation.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1478	Just wanted to see what it would be like if the market flooded	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1479	Listen, with climate change this is the best summer work shared space!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1480	Think anyone will notice me if I pee?	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1481	How did you know I'm American?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1482	So what happened after she crossed into your lane?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1483	But this investment is very liquid.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
1484	Business up top, bathing suit down below.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1485	Would you say you’re Very Refreshed, Refreshed, Not Refreshed, or Don’t Know?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1486	It looks like your assets are under water	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1487	I love remote working, and I don't even have to wear business casual!	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1488	My inbox is flooded.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1489	Still trying to figure out my work/life balance.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
1490	Working vacation. How about you?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1491	I'm just starting to get my feet wet	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
1492	Were you thinking term or whole life?	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
1493	I'm doing what I can to make a splash at work.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
1494	Yes, Stan. You’re in deep.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
1495	Hashtag WFP	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1496	I don't think the Hybrid policy is working as visualized.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
1497	It's cool; I'm in the laptop lane.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
1498	My company just announced a new work from anywhere policy	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
1499	Don't worry, they can only see me from the waist up	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
1500	It’s ok! They only see me from the waist up.	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
1501	May I borrow your stapler?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
1502	'....came to see you about your extended car warranty'.	1.1622	0.04532	111	98	8	5
1503	Why yes I am a remote worker.	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
1504	Would you like to buy some lifeguard insurance?	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
1505	Don't worry. It's waterproof.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1506	This particular spot has the strongest Wifi.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1507	All those folks at Starbucks on their laptops...too crowded!	1.1616	0.04698	99	87	8	4
1508	please stop kicking, you're getting me wet	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1509	I put the "P" in Pool.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1510	…and your mother’s maiden name?	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1511	No PCing in the pool.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1512	My boss lets me work from anywhere.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1513	Video is great—jackets are optional, and no one can tell if I’m wearing pants.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1514	My Assets Are Underwater	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1515	I used to work from home, but I missed the human interaction.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
1516	Yes, I'm a little out of the swim.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1517	The lifeguard is working remote.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
1518	Excuse me, this a private Zoom call.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1519	It's the new waterproof lapstop model.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1520	How would you rank your swimming satisfaction on a scale from 1 to 10 "?	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1521	Low-impact standing desk. You should try it.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1522	I'm a wet-collar worker.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1523	They only gave us Swimmer Fridays this year	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1524	Nah. I just tell them it's a new background.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
1525	That completes the survey would you like to sign up for the newsletter?	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
1526	The nice thing about working on this pool side is that I don’t need to take bathroom breaks.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1527	Promised my wife i’d get in the pool if she let me work on vacation!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1528	Yeah, I know. It's a weird spot for the club to have its 'hot spot', but what can I do?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1529	If you do what you love, you'll never swim a day in your life.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1530	It's the methodology portion of my dissertation on thalassophobia.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1531	This used to be the secretarial pool.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
1532	I need to get this report finished before I prune.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1533	This is the only way I'm ever going to get into this water.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1534	I was missing our chats around the water cooler.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1535	You’ll have to leave if you get a hard drive.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1536	With new clients I just like to dive right in.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1537	It’s all about efficiency, Ron. This way I eliminated my commute to the gym after work.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
1538	When you’re ready, this document will need a wet signature.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
1539	My editor told me to immerse myself in my next book.	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
1540	I thought I'd do a dry run first.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
1541	So, about those boxes in the pool house...	1.1607	0.04494	112	99	8	5
1542	AC is down again in your office, huh Carl?	1.1607	0.04311	112	98	10	4
1543	In fact after the home office deduction it pays for itself.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
1544	I'd love to be able to just enjoy myself, but I'm drowning in work right now.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
1545	Charlie, did you know that your vehicle warranty is about to expire?	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
1546	It’s a hybrid remote position.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
1547	Sync or swim is feeling much more literal these days.	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
1548	I thought you said you were underwater, Dave	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
1549	I just joined the office pool — I’m Wade	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
1550	I’m getting too old to surf the web. These days, I just paddle the web.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
1551	The secret, my friend, is knowing how to mix business with pleaure.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
1552	Did you say our stocks reached the high water mark?	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
1553	I needed physical therapy but couldn't get time off work.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
1554	I promised the kids.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
1555	Just getting my feet wet in this new job.	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
1556	I fell for another phishing scam.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
1557	I’m bring back the Liquid Lunch.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
1558	What qualities would you say make you a good fit for the deep end?	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1559	Since swimming here would you say that your quality of life is: Much Better, Better, Neither Better Nor Worse, Worse, or Much Worse.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1560	The problem with remote work is the work part.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1561	They need this presentation to make a splash	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1562	52 second lap time...now we just need a blood test, and your apartment application will be complete	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1563	Is this the secretarial pool?	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1564	Well, I am an insurance underwriter trainee and will soon be working in US coastal areas where I will cancel flood insurance coverage.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1565	I fear this isn’t what my boss meant by “let’s dive in”	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1566	Sorry, I misheard you about exploring your pooled liquid assets.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1567	I showered before getting in.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1568	Beats the morning commute, eh?	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1569	I thought I was signing up for a car pool.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
1570	asynchronous work	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
1571	I really feel at home in the water	1.1593	0.04275	113	99	10	4
1572	Would you participate in a brief survey after we're done?	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1573	My physical therapist prescribed an hour a day in the pool.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1574	Your critical insurance needs take no holiday.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
1575	This is my only bad habit.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1576	I'm deviating from generally accepted accounting principles.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1577	The office pool has become incredibly overcrowded.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1578	Maintaining my work-life balance has always been a priority for me.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1579	And would you say the pool has improved your fitness a little, somewhat, or a lot?	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1580	It's the latest TikTok trend	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1581	Unlike your typical lifeguard, I’m more than just a piece of meat.	1.1591	0.05572	88	80	2	6
1582	Be creative, don't hold back, jump in with all you've got and you will start to see results immediately, they said... Any minute now...	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1583	I'm known for my dry humor.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
1584	As you clearly see, I've not gone off the deep end.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
1585	Zoom. They can’t tell I’m wearing swim trunks.	1.1589	0.04434	107	94	9	4
1586	New work-from-pool policy.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
1587	I’m practicing for the 100m keystroke.	1.1589	0.04434	107	94	9	4
1588	Looks like all our assets are liquid.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
1589	The business center was closed due to flooding.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
1590	They did say I'd be working in the fast lane	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1591	Lemme guess, drowning in e-mails?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1592	I am searching for a YouTube on what to wear and what to do in a swimming pool. I don't know how else I can find out about these things.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1593	they said I would drown in my work...	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1594	It appears that the Deep State has moved to the shallow end.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1595	Just wait till I get in over my head.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1596	To be a participant observer, you have to blend in.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1597	We’ll be in touch. As you can see, we have a very qualified pool of applicants.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1598	This is what I love about Zoom.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1599	You want the rider for accidental drowning?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1600	Sorry Bob, but I think you’re taking the ‘casual’ in “business casual” a bit too literally	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
1601	Summer hours.”	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1602	We were asked to pool our resources even while working remotely.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1603	Multitasking. Why do you ask?	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
1604	...You know you can 'yell-for-help' online?	1.1584	0.04820	101	90	6	5
1605	We have a flexible work from home policy.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
1606	My boss limits bathroom breaks so I work from here."	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
1607	Well, the good news is that your investments are quite liquid.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
1608	The lifeguard will be on the computer screen soon to watch you.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1609	On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the strongest, how would you rate your irritation at a person blocking your swimming lane to administer a survey about enjoyment of swimming?	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1610	My event is keystroke.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
1611	I do all my surfing in a wetsuit.	1.1579	0.04419	114	101	8	5
1612	Everyone will think it´s a virtual background.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1613	I guess the office pool is different at Google.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1614	Do you mind? I'm on a tight deadline.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1615	Working from the pool was the next logical move.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1616	We thought we'd try something different this year with the office pool.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1617	I try to take full advantage of our summer hours policy.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1618	I'm working on my work-life balance.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1619	Well if you know a better way to pee during a zoom meeting I’d love to hear it”	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
1620	Don't worry I've blurred by background	1.1575	0.03779	127	110	14	3
1621	I was never much for exercise, but I enjoy the camaraderie	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
1622	I'm scheduling my next swim.	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
1623	Practicing my keystroke. What does it look like?	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
1624	Because it's more fun than working from home.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
1625	I'm here for the swim-up-Bar Association meeting, why do you ask?	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1626	I hate being interrupted.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1627	I like working from home.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
1628	My company has a strict dress code.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
1629	I'm an accountant. I'm dry inside."	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
1630	Oh it’s… just a background…	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1631	I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on my new Zoom background.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1632	'Could you watch my laptop while I get out to urinate?'	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1633	The company's under water!	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
1634	I’m working from home, and there’s no air conditioning.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1635	I wanted to get some strokes in.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
1636	The probablility is less than .01 that you peed in the pool.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1637	The office bathroom has been closed all week.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
1638	I got kicked out of the office pool.	1.1569	0.04567	102	90	8	4
1639	No worries, my mouse is a good swimmer	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1640	The boss said I could go to the pool during lunch, as long as he gets this spreadsheet on time.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
1641	It's important to have a good work-life balance.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
1642	I miss casual Fridays.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1643	I was told we have a hydrate work environment.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1644	Seriously, where else can you find a ‘clothing optional’ spa with decent Wifi?	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1645	We're swimming in debt Walter, I'm just trying to keep my head above water	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1646	I read online that water is relaxing.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
1647	It’s a Great company to work for. Nobody gets in hot water.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1648	Get a remote job, they said. It’d be fun, they said.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
1649	I'm praying it will meet with a watery grave.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
1650	I am relaxing. I’m wearing jorts.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1651	That's not my urine. It's a hot spot.	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
1652	I am programming the AI lifeguard to save you from drowning.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
1653	I thought I was doing well at my job, but it turns out I was only treading water.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
1654	I know the remake was a flop, but wait'll they see The Little Sherman.	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
1655	I’m almost done setting up the virtual lifeguard	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1656	This is my summer standing desk	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1657	I'm liquidating your assets.	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
1658	The hardest part of synchronized swimming is keeping the computer dry.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
1659	My work-life balance is barely above water	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
1660	I couldn't get a thing done at the office.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
1661	We've been trying to reach you concerning your cars warranty.	1.1560	0.04548	109	97	7	5
1662	The a/c broke in my apartment. OK?	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
1663	Sorry — I'm early for nerd swim."	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
1664	How many bedrooms you need?	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
1665	I think I brought the wrong suit.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
1666	My boss warned me about getting in deep water with clients.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
1667	God, I love working remotely.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1668	Somebody has to manage this.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1669	I just wanted a change of scenery.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1670	Stay in your lane, buddy, and I'll stay in mine.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1671	My father raised me to have no fun.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1672	My company no longer allows working from home, but I found a loophole.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1673	Work is going swimmingly in case anyone asks.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1674	This is me not returning to the office.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1675	I don't like to get my hair wet.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1676	Oh yes I am on holiday but I’m American so just need to hop on a quick zoom call	1.1556	0.04975	90	80	6	4
1677	I finally got approved for a hybrid work schedule.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1678	Our firm has a great work-life balance.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1679	Hydrotherapy is sometimes deductible, pickleball no dice...	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1680	I’m working remote from the pool	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1681	Just one more email…	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1682	I’m saving the rest of my paid leave for a much needed staycation	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1683	Swimming is the new standing	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1684	I’m trying to spend less time on my phone	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1685	This email is either going to sink or swim.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1686	Oh, you should see what I billed the client I met with on K2.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1687	You never know when the office has a video conference.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1688	I find it stimulating to be around people not making money.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
1689	I'm checking up on my employees who claim that they're working from home.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
1690	It's a new concept called WePool.	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
1691	It says that Amazon can get the bathing suit here in 6 hours.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1692	These meetings are always scheduled at the worst time.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1693	They asked why I was working from the poolside. I told them the Wi-Fi was bad in the deep-end	1.1553	0.03587	103	87	16	0
1694	I'm Trump's new lawyer, as you can see I'm not out of my depth.	1.1553	0.04928	103	93	4	6
1695	I tried calling you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1696	When I was invited to join the office pool, I assumed they meant betting.	1.1553	0.04731	103	92	6	5
1697	Had hemorrhoid surgery, but still need to work	1.1549	0.05548	71	63	5	3
1698	I'm multitasking.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1699	Do you know how to change the background on Zoom?	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
1700	Liquidity is a key factor in your pooled funds.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
1701	I try to meet my clients where they are.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1702	Plaintiff says it's only been twenty-seven minutes since you finished lunch.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1703	This way I don’t have to use any vacation hours.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1704	I'm sticking it to the man. He thinks I'm working from home.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1705	If it cures my writer's block, who am I to judge?	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1706	This way I don’t have to stop working to urinate	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
1707	Yes, club dues are deductible, but fees associated with lessons or equipment such as floaties, kickboards, goggles, etc. are not.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1708	Take a seat. I'll be right with you.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1709	The background is perfect as long as I stay muted.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
1710	I got tired of my treadmill desk.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1711	I started writing my novel before they filled the pool.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1712	We're still working from home, but the boss didn't change the dress code.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
1713	Those are not my bubbles!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1714	We’re piloting summer Fridays.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1715	I want to make sure I'm respecting your personal time	1.1546	0.04935	97	87	5	5
1716	Thank you for agreeing to meet in the shallow end, Ted.	1.1545	0.04509	110	98	7	5
1717	My chiropractor highly recommended switching to a swimming desk.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
1718	And you said you swim twice weekly? That will enable us to offer a substantial premium reduction.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1719	The corner Starbucks is closed, so this was the closest place with free Wi-Fi.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1720	In addition to this spa membership, we can also write off your swimming trunks and towel.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
1721	The boss told me to keep my head above water.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
1722	Working on my keystroke.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1723	Technically, it's a working vacation.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1724	It's a half workday.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
1725	I ran out of sunscreen.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1726	They said let’s all meet in the typing pool and I’m the first to arrive.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
1727	Even with the medical deduction, you are underwater with this therapeutic pool.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1728	Why yes,I am a bathing suit	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
1729	Not the typing pool?	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
1730	If you bundle your home and auto, I can save you 15%.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1731	I'm just like the duck, all serene above the water, but paddling for all I'm worth below the surface!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1732	My company allows remote work but requires business attire.	1.1538	0.04923	91	81	6	4
1733	I’m merely integrating leisure activity into my life.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1734	"On a scale of 1-to-10, how likely is it that you would wear a suit-shaped wet suit?"	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1735	I thought it might improve our liquidity situation.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1736	Go Phish	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1737	They love my backgrounds	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
1738	You're in the lap lane.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
1739	Hamiltub...an aquatic adaptation of the Founding Fathers	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1740	They told me to use the secretarial pool	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1741	Yes, my job is 100% remote but they still expect me to wear a tie during business hours	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1742	Genius Bar, now accepting reservations pool side.	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
1743	Some of my friends go as far as to call me a workaholic.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1744	You do your reps. I AM a rep.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
1745	I'm a digital naiad.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1746	Computer says, ‘no’.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1747	I'm working on my strokes per minute	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
1748	I’m sticking it to the man, I CAN work from anywhere.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
1749	I'm scoping out the talent pool.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1750	My manager said I should work on staying in my lane.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1751	I find that I do my best work until the starter's gun goes off.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1752	I find it makes it easier to track trends in market fluidity.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1753	Amazon can deliver a toaster here same-day.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1754	This way I can deduct my pool fees as a business expense.”	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1755	I’m mitigating the AI risks of this Adult Swim.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
1756	Have you tried getting out of the pool and getting back in again?	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1757	And how long have you been noticing this smell of chlorine, Mr. Polo?	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
1758	I just aim the camera upwards a little and nobody knows.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1759	It's a swim-up desk.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1760	The computer takes care of the background,but I have to wear a necktie when I zoom for an office conference.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1761	I’m trying to normalize Public Displays of Accounting.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1762	My boss warned me that I'd be swimming in work on my vacation.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
1763	I prefer to be a tech savvy fish in a medium sized lap pool.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1764	I know you’re busy but did you see where my swimsuit went.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1765	Why yes, Bob. I am teaching summer school this year. What gave it away?	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1766	This is the only place with good wifi	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
1767	I’m one of the pool’s new life insurance guards.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
1768	When I said I’d meet you where you’re at, I meant it .	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
1769	Yes, I know it’s a lap lane. That’s why I brought my laptop.	1.1528	0.05474	72	64	5	3
1770	These Vision Pros make it appear like I'm wearing regular glasses; so I don't look silly...,	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
1771	Not right now...I'm swimming in work.	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
1772	I promised my wife I wouldn’t let work interfere with our vacation.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
1773	I love my remote job	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
1774	It's a working holiday.	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
1775	Isn’t it amazing how much freedom HomeOffice gave us?	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
1776	It's called a working vacation.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1777	So, did he bump into your rear or did you back up into his front	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1778	Jim, i’m worried Parker may be getting in over his head on this one.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
1779	It’s a little late to opt in for the flood insurance…..	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1780	I'm a bit of a workaholic.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1781	You can have the lane once I finish this email.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
1782	As your lawyer, I would advise you to tread water lightly.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
1783	What makes you think I’m not relaxed?	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1784	I'm using pooled data	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1785	I wanted to continue at home. My boss wanted me back in the office. We compromised.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1786	I'm trying to do fun and office at the same time.	1.1522	0.04872	92	82	6	4
1787	Jerry, now that we’re back to work you need to wear a suit.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1788	Double duty, lifeguard shortage.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1789	It's the next generation of standing desk.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
1790	Wait, this isn't how you add a background on Zoom?	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
1791	keep it down you guys, I'm in hot water as it is.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1792	You just don’t understand Bitcoin.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1793	No, the virtual background blocks out the pool.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1794	I was forced to swim nude with other boys in 7th grade. It was quite damaging and now I blog about the path I took to heal.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1795	Wi-fi's better here.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
1796	You call it OCD. I call it multitasking.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1797	I used up all of my PTO.	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
1798	I consider this as coming into work.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1799	State Farm is there? Yes, we mean it.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
1800	It's the only way I could make this trip tax-deductible.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
1801	My options are underwater	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
1802	So glad I caught up to you, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1803	It’s mandatory work-life balance week.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
1804	I was told that we’d be working in a pool system…	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
1805	My elementary school teacher told me to never get in over my head.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
1806	i’m looking forward to casual Friday	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
1807	Sorry - I thought this was the typing pool.	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
1808	I was told this is where everyone does their business	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
1809	My boss told me that I need more balance in my life.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
1810	But can ChatGPT do THIS?	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
1811	AquaRemote. It's a thing.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
1812	I call it "sworking".	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
1813	So when did you first notice that your rubber ducky was missing.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
1814	Sir, it’s illegal to stop and chat in an adult swim lane.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1815	You get to use the deep end if you approve the waiver.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1816	So, before you felt the kick in the face, you heard some shout, "Marco?"	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1817	I come here to work and pee.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
1818	Wait - this isn't the temp pool?	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
1819	It’s a lap pool, right?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1820	I like doing laps on my laptop.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1821	Remote work is great, but the dress code is killing me.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
1822	I'm more productive here, no pee breaks	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1823	What do you mean, "wrong suit"?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1824	This stroke poses no challenges for swimmers in terms of flotation. I would never recommend it, except, possibly, as a device to wedge underneath a short table leg to keep the table from drowning. David English Acton, Mass.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
1825	I just typed “pool.” AI chooses public or private.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
1826	And now to change my Zoom background to “office.”	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
1827	My whole world opened up when I figured out how to change the background on Zoom	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
1828	AI said Marco	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
1829	Man, the candidate pool sure is shallow these days	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
1830	And on a scale of one to ten, sir, how much would you say you are enjoying yourself?	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
1831	Should I accept cookies?	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
1832	Isn't it adult swim time?"	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
1833	Every Super Bowl, I enter my office’s pool.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1834	How to describe your portfolio..."under water" comes to mind...	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1835	Multi-Tasking. It's all the rage.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1836	It's also a flotation device.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
1837	We should sell those positions as they are under water.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1838	Cool eh!	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
1839	Ok,now this class is deductable.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1840	I have you wading at 10:00.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1841	``It saves me a trip to the bathroom. Just messing with you, pal.''	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
1842	Do you mind? I'm trying to work here.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
1843	Okay, I'm soooo sorry. Doing laps. Doing laptop. How was I to know?	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
1844	If you get a snorkel and sign a DNR I can save you 17%.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1845	Why not? I figured, most of my investments are under water, anyway.	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
1846	The best part is the office thinks I am working from home.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1847	When I told you to liquidate your assets this isn't what I had in mind.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
1848	We can play Marco Polo after we file.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
1849	Looks like you're not completely underwater yet.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
1850	I tried work-life balance, but find work-life integration more refreshing.	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
1851	Another hundred laps and you'll qualify for a dollar discount off your life insurance premium.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1852	I love not having to get up and walk to the bathroom.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1853	Water aerobics and work!	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
1854	We're here for you 24/7, with or without sunscreen.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1855	I'm hoping to make a big splash at work.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1856	My job encourages remote aquatics	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1857	Just trying to keep my head above the water here.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1858	I’ve always lived life in the fast lane	1.1495	0.04365	107	95	8	4
1859	I'm only taking half of my vacation day.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
1860	And where were you January 6th?	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
1861	My cardiologist wants me in the pool an hour each day.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1862	Well, to be honest, I really had to pee!	1.1494	0.05047	87	78	5	4
1863	What’s it worth to you for me to turn off the video?	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1864	Now let's move on to some questions about the water temperature.	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
1865	My company allows me to work from home...only in business formal attire though.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1866	Why no jacket? My business!	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1867	My laptop tracks lapses in your lap performance	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1868	It's a vacation variant of the covid work-from-home scheme	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1869	Frankly, I’m a bit nostalgic for the water cooler.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1870	I was told my company had no choice but to go into liquidation	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1871	I was ordered to go to the typing pool.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1872	If you must know, I’m here to surf the net.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1873	I can't wait for casual Friday	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1874	The shirt and tie are just for the zoom meeting. I am working from home today	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1875	So, you want me to float you a loan.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1876	I'm doing research on "prune skin".	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1877	Just let me finish up this swimlane.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1878	Since working from the pool, my productivity has increased 23%. I no longer need to take breaks to pee.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1879	They let us work on vacation now	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1880	Well, you said you wanted to take this offline, so let's dive right in.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1881	Actually, a lot of CEOs got their start in the typing pool.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1882	So, swimming beats work?	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
1883	And then she was like, "I bet you can't spend one day away from the office!", and I was like "You're on, bitch!"	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
1884	They allow us to work remotely but they remain steadfast on business professional attire.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
1885	Now I don't need restroom breaks.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1886	White Rabbit? Don't know it.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1887	They said "come to the pool to do laps". I thought they said "Come to the pool with your lap".	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1888	I really prefer we meet at my office to go over your taxes.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
1889	As mentioned earlier, we're willing to work around your schedule.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
1890	Apparently, I won the office pool.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1891	My goal is to make wet working the new quiet quitting.	1.1489	0.04773	94	84	6	4
1892	For some reason I can't refresh	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1893	Yea man, my wife said swimming would help with my work stress.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1894	If you all don’t mind, I’m going to keep my camera off for this zoom meeting.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1895	I’m notorious at the company for my witty background photos.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1896	They told me to dive deep into it	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1897	On a tight schedule.	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
1898	All they told me was that, I had to wear a suit to go in the pool.	1.1486	0.05333	74	66	5	3
1899	Swim suits required. Its right here on their website!	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
1900	It’s called mindfulness, Lewis	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
1901	This pool has better WiFi than my office.	1.1485	0.04748	101	91	5	5
1902	And did you have any life events or major purchases this year?	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
1903	What do you mean it wasn't THAT type of pool application?	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1904	It’s not so bad. The last place I worked was completely under water.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
1905	Personally, I prefer the keystroke.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1906	My office eliminated casual Fridays.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1907	Today's my flex day.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1908	I lost my trunks	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
1909	This is not quite what I expected when I applied to work in the Secretarial Pool!	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
1910	It’s a camera off day	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
1911	It’s my work bathing suit	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
1912	And, I don’t need a key to the executive washroom.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1913	Since you went offline we stalk you real time now.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1914	They said "free wi-fi on all hotel premises".	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1915	I find I do my best work when I really immerse myself.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1916	Just trying to cool off before I jump into the grand jury hot seat.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1917	I call this work privilage	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1918	I'm drowning in paperwork today.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1919	I'd like to float you a loan, but clearly you have buoyancy issues	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1920	Corporate says my reports are too dry.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1921	Au contraire. This would be a perfect time to review your Liquid Assets portfolio.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1922	Wanna take a deeper dive into last week’s sales figures?	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1923	As a licenced CPA, I am advising you that deducting the cost of your Speedos as a medical expense will not be allowed . Even, if they do hold your boys in.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1924	at least I'm not in over my head.....	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1925	I'm not working from home. I'm in the secretarial pool.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1926	Silence! It’s almost my time to introduce myself on the call!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
1927	I’m doing a piece for the New Yorker Can you verify your wife’s maiden name?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1928	We have a dress code, even for remote work.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1929	Secretarial pool is next lane. This is for management types who can barely tread water.	1.1481	0.05303	81	73	4	4
1930	The Breaststroke was cancelled. This is the Keystroke.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1931	I'm trying to better my work-life balance	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1932	Ok, I met you half way	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1933	According to my calculations, I’m a nerd.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1934	It would have worked if I had remembered to change my Zoom background	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1935	We were told that all pool writers could no longer work remotely.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1936	Now I can deduct this as a business expense..	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1937	So she fed you lunch and then let you swim in less than an hour?!	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1938	Lap time.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1939	With no restroom breaks I can accomplish so much more!	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1940	It's the ultimate Zoom background.	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
1941	Back in school, I was champion of the keystroke.	1.1477	0.04992	88	79	5	4
1942	It's possible that work-from-home has made it hard to separate work from non-work time.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1943	I do laptops not laps	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1944	For awhile I was in over my ahead, but....	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1945	Business casual doesn't fly with my boss.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1946	Testing the waters before I jump in to retirement.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1947	It's really all about work-life balance.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1948	Do you have any other pooled assets?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1949	I 'm just not ready for the deep end.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1950	It’s the only place I get poolside service.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1951	My boss said jump feet first into the pool of potential clients.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1952	What do you mean I'm in too deep?	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1953	Yeah, I like a deep dive too. I'm reading the Wikipedia page for 'Pool' right now.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1954	I see you left something in your cart.	1.1477	0.04992	88	79	5	4
1955	Backstroke? No, this is the key-stroke.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1956	No I’m not drowning in work, I’m treading in multitasking	1.1475	0.04143	122	109	8	5
1957	It’s tax deductible, and there’s no sunburn.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1958	Liquidity is really important in my sector.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
1959	This way I balance both.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
1960	Materials research: it's an experimental wetsuit.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
1961	Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m just trying to stay above water at work.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1962	I heard it could help with back pain.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1963	I don't even have to take vacation time.	1.1474	0.04725	95	85	6	4
1964	I've been swimming in emails all week.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
1965	« My home office got flooded »	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
1966	the hotspot was getting to me"	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1967	You only needed the shirt and tie	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
1968	So anyway, after the divorce, I’ve really changed my priorities. Working on myself now.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
1969	I’m working on my splash page.	1.1471	0.04493	102	91	7	4
1970	I'm here for the Zoom background."	1.1471	0.04493	102	91	7	4
1971	I could sit in a coffee shop all day but this is healthier.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1972	I’m taking half of a vacation day.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
1973	I’m quiet vacationing.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
1974	Haven't you heard of a workcation?	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
1975	I just got sucked into this meeting...	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
1976	I can offer you big discounts on your drowning rates insurance.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1977	No, I am having fun. You're the one not having fun.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1978	I couldn't work out how to put a holiday background on Zoom	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1979	Somebody’s gotta pay for this vacation, bub.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
1980	They've relaxed their policy about in-office work but they won't budge on the dress code.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
1981	For me, it’s really all about business in the front and party in the back	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
1982	At the end of my time, I don't want to look back and regret having not worked more.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
1983	I blur the background and usually get away with it	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
1984	Speaking of swimming, but your accounts are under water.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
1985	Don’t look at me like that. It is, after all, called a swimsuit.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
1986	It's not what you think! I'm writing this vacation off as a business expense.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
1987	My treadmill desk was hard on my knees.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
1988	I'm from your alumni society. Is this a good time?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1989	I'm the CEO and lifeguard of this resort!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
1990	My therapist told me to try to combine work and pleasure.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1991	My stand-up desk is in drydock.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
1992	Where's your suit?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1993	Once you use a stand-up desk, it's it's really tough to do anything else.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
1994	I figured I’d start in the secretarial pool and work my way up.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
1995	I'm trying to get out of the office more these days, show my wife I can still be "fun".	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1996	Yes, working vacation, all right!	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
1997	Mandatory zoom call. Don't worry, I've muted myself.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1998	Just fishing for a good story.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1999	I promised my boss it would be a working vacation.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2000	Being able to Work From Pool helps a lot!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2001	Please, the password, anyone	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2002	I used to not wear any pants on calls. HR is fine with swimwear.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2003	It's called Quiet Vacationing, all the GenXrs are doing it.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2004	I‘m getting in deep waters with my presentation	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2005	....and how do you feel about your percs?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2006	I may have misunderstood when they said we were underwater financially."	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2007	Do you know the password for the pool's wi-fi?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2008	I wear my trunks on casual Friday.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2009	Do you have flood insurance?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2010	Our remote work policy conflicts somewhat with our vacation policy	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2011	And, we can add a rider to cover drowning.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2012	Deadline. Bonus. Wife's happy...Tell me you wouldn't do the same.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
2013	Walking desks hurt my knees.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
2014	What memo?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2015	They say work life balance is the key to success.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2016	I get unlimited PTO.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2017	I'm afraid that idea is all wet	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2018	Yeah, I need to tread carefully.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2019	You’ve heard of the rat race? This is leg 2 of the rat triathlon.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2020	Why yes, I find this far superior to a stand up desk.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2021	I’m not sure about the new company sponsored swim lessons to stop us from drowning in work.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2022	I’m leading a high-level deep dive	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2023	On a scale of 1 to 5 where 1 is totally agree and 5 is totally ...	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2024	I’m just trying to stay afloat in this market.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2025	It's just part of our 'Leaving your Comfort Zone' training.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
2026	I was hired to work in the secretary pool, but it looks like I’m the first one here.	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
2027	I'm the pool reporter here. Stay in your lane, Bub.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2028	Is your dying aunt in the shallow end or the sauna? Either way, you're fired.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2029	This was the closest bathroom.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2030	I just pissed in da pool…can everyone see my screen?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2031	Don't worry,I waited 30 minutes after eating lunch.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2032	We found Hunter’s laptop with Hillary’s emails hidden in the documents at Mar-A-Lago. Looks like a vast broken wing conspiracy.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2033	I can't stop working; I'm barely staying afloat as it is.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2034	The company is trying out work from anywhere	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2035	"All in all, I don't know if I'm working in my free time or relaxing at work right now."	1.1455	0.04252	110	98	8	4
2036	I’m here to talk about your car’s extended warranty.	1.1455	0.04443	110	99	6	5
2037	Because I’m really not completely under water yet.	1.1449	0.05569	69	62	4	3
2038	Ethnographer: "So tell me, what does the water feel like to you?"	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
2039	The Wi-Fi’s better here.	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
2040	You don't expect me to Zoom my boss in a Speedo, do you?	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
2041	I'm sorry but the secretarial pool was full.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
2042	My boss said I need to pool my resources.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2043	Technically, I still work from home.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2044	My next book is about fish.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2045	Casual Friday I can handle. But, Swimming Pool Saturday.. just sayin'.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2046	It’s a benefit of our “Work From Pool” policy	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2047	JUST CATCHING UP	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2048	Google maps said, "you've arrived at your office destination."	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2049	Why do you think they call it a lap-top?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2050	Remote work has been great, but we are still only able to dress casually on Fridays.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2051	It took a while for me to find my work-life balance.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2052	Why would I only work from home when there are so many other options?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2053	My doctor thought aquatics might help me relax.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2054	Bob, I’m telling you I’ve run the numbers every which way til Sunday. Unfortunately, both you and the company are under water!	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2055	Unlike me, Mr. Smith, our records place you in really deep water.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2056	You laugh, but I'll be the one who still knows how to be productive when sea levels rise.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2057	Can you help me with this? I’m trying to float an idea here.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2058	I’m pooling ideas today.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2059	My blog is about summer recreational opportunities and it's hard for my followers to take me seriously if I am always sitting in front of bookshelves.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2060	My office insists on work-life balance.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2061	You got a charger?	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2062	They cut remote work in half.	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
2063	Lifeguarding is my side hustle.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2064	I know the memo said “Casual Friday,” but I have to draw the line somewhere.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2065	I'm only here for one day.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2066	My Doc said "You've gotta get out of your chair!"	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2067	I am busy, but I wouldn't exactly say that I'm "swamped".	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2068	Your pronouns?	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2069	Don't worry my camera is turned off	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2070	What? It's a laps-top!	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2071	I’m here for the diving board meeting.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2072	They don’t know that i’m wearing pants	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2073	FB Friends, This is my office today!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2074	Looks like we’re still waiting on Mike to join the call, but let’s go ahead and jump in.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2075	Dude. Stay in your lane!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2076	I'm trying to relax more.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2077	Do yourself a favor and never consider a working vacation.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2078	I'm thinking about throwing in the towel	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2079	Business up top, party downstairs.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2080	My suit? Filing it right now.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2081	We agreed to work from pool one day a week	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2082	You have to excuse me. I have a "Teams" meeting in a couple of minutes.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2083	Thank you for meeting with me on such short notice. I recognize that your time is valuable.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2084	You have no idea what it’s like to be her assistant!	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2085	You should have just completed the exit interview at the office then	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2086	Oh, I'm new to the secretarial pool.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2087	I finally took the plunge and started by own business.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2088	Let’s take a lap and circle back.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2089	You said you couldn’t answer the survey because you were in the pool. Well, now I’m in the pool.	1.1441	0.04016	111	98	10	3
2090	We're trying to pool our reources.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2091	I was told remote work is supposed to be more conducive to relaxation.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2092	Not what I meant by 'deep dive', guys	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2093	Integrating laps and laptop just seemed natural!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2094	What is your current liquidity?	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2095	I'm on call.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
2096	It's an injunction against cannonballs	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2097	Let’s see if you can get your heart pumping faster — 6 more laps.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2098	Hi, I'm Bartleby. My boss told me to go jump in a lake ... this was closer.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2099	It's a floating solitaire game.	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
2100	Sidestroke, breaststroke, keystroke. Suit yourself.	1.1429	0.05121	84	76	4	4
2101	Your free trial membership ends in ten minutes. Care to enroll?	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2102	It is Adult Swim, right?"	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2103	Please keep it down, I’m presenting to the board.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2104	Yes indeed sir, you're looking for our fecal and urinary protection package, which is $15 a month, or $50 for the season.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2105	Look, we're no longer underwater and we're hoping to emerge from this entirely.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2106	Swimming was my wife's idea. She says I work too hard.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2107	Yes it's a lap recording laptop.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2108	No need for concern. Zoom makes it look like I'm vacationing at the Golden Gate Bridge.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2109	It only counts as a half-day of vacation.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2110	I want to check out if it is water tight while I can still return it.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2111	On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to recommend this pool to others?	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2112	Working Remotely	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2113	I'm from the I.R.S. and since we can't get the shirt off your back, we'll take the bathing suit off the rest.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2114	Your mission is to find the culprit who's been peeing in the pool	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
2115	Have you thought about an extended warranty on your vehicle, sir?	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2116	I thought this was a laptop lane.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2117	I think we may be able to claim the pool as a deduction.	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
2118	I'm always multitasking.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2119	I'm naked from the knees down.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
2120	Did you see my jacket?	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2121	Just stay in your lane friend.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2122	It's my personal casual Friday.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2123	I like to keep my assets liquid.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2124	I went off the deep end	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2125	It’s fine, my background’s blurred.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2126	Boss says we need to pool the data together !	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2127	No, I did not take a shower before entering the pool.	1.1429	0.05121	84	76	4	4
2128	Actually this is the only place in the whole resort that I get 5 bars.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2129	I'm tired of being told to stay in my lane.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2130	And how many laps are you claiming on Schedule A?	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2131	high and dry	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2132	Your lap swim time has lapsed.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2133	HR made me get rid of my treadmill desk.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2134	It's my new stand up desk. Why do you ask?	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2135	It's my weekly conference call.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2136	My boss told me I needed to be more creative with my Zoom backgrounds.	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
2137	I’m more productive when I don’t have to stop for restroom breaks.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2138	I keep telling my boss we should consider making casual Friday every day.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2139	I call it our office pool.	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2140	This is not what I thought winning the office pool meant.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
2141	They said it was adult swim	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2142	They said they would provide me with immersive technology with my new position. Not quite what I had in mind.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2143	I consider myself a pioneer in pushing the limits of noise cancellation and background blurring	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2144	I didn’t take any PTO for this	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
2145	This is not what I was expecting when my editor said they needed a new pool reporter.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2146	I thought remote work would be great for everyone . But then came the on-camera dress code for zoom… If I’d have known, I would have never signed up to be a lifeguard.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
2147	I’ve only got a 15 minute break	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2148	It seems I misunderstood you when you said you ‘needed help with your business’ splash page’…	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2149	This way, I don’t have to get up to pee.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2150	I'm asking Google why everyone in this pool is white.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2151	Cesspool.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2152	I prefer to think of it as ‘work-life buoyancy’	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
2153	Work from Pool" day	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2154	I thought it was laptop swim.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2155	To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below with the hashtag	1.1414	0.04543	99	89	6	4
2156	Yes, but at the end of the day, aren’t we all really just a bunch of suits?	1.1414	0.04543	99	89	6	4
2157	My wife was using the tub	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
2158	You didn't happen to swim into a green Buick?	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
2159	It's cheaper than a standing desk.	1.1413	0.04784	92	83	5	4
2160	...and the last four digits of your social security number?	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2161	It's two hours after eating to swim, three hours after eating to check emails.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2162	AND I save on dry cleaning!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2163	Yes, I'm an attorney. How did you know?	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2164	I'm here to help you extend your car warranty.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2165	I thought you told me to bring my suit.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2166	It's the latest trend after "Work from Home." It's called "Work from Vacation."	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2167	It’s Zoom, you can be anywhere from the waist down.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2168	I'm not streaming, I'm pooling.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2169	No, I don't want to play Marco Polo	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2170	Stop being so shallow, Bob.	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
2171	Sometimes, I feel like I'm just treading water at work.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2172	I can’t explain it. I just excel in the water.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2173	You wouldn’t happen to know the wifi password by chance	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2174	They told me to work harder and keep my head above water	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2175	I’m sure there are multiple explanations for this red dye cloud.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2176	As I was saying, I’m absolutely drowning in work.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2177	I know you said it was an accident, but as your lawyer I must warn you that peeing in the pool is frowned upon around here.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2178	I decided that I might as well be literally, instead of merely figuratively, swimming in work.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2179	Practicing compassion for clients who homes are flooded.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2180	And my title is: 'Wacky Suicide Attempts'.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
2181	I just need to hop on this zoom meeting and the rest of the day I'm yours.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2182	Working from home during the summer is highly recommended.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2183	This must be my watershed moment.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2184	Can you start Monday? If not, there another applicants in the pool.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2185	I used to carpool to work, and then one day it just hit me!	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
2186	Call me crazy now, but I'm definitely being promoted to the jacuzzi	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2187	It’s actually better for my back	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2188	One last question and I’ll let you go..	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2189	Because the internet never sleeps, Phil. It keeps going and going and going…	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2190	I am not wearing a wire. I understand this is classified information, but I just want to retrieve my amazon password.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2191	To better insure you, we’ll need to see your back-stoke.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2192	I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2193	Why would I bring my standing desk on vacation?	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
2194	Any suggestions for a caption for this cartoon I am submitting before I go to work?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2195	It's called multi-tasking, my friend.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2196	I'm sorry, but this is the 'checking email' lane."	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2197	You tell me one more time, 'Relax, Carl, you're on vacation', I'll hack your Facebook page and post a photo of you in that banana hammock.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2198	I’m trading stocks. If they go belly-up, I go belly-up and I feel great.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2199	Nope, only the part I'm standing in is deductib!e.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2200	Herb, what's with the outfit ?	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2201	I approve liquid loans.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2202	Looking for a life-work balance.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2203	Management rejected my suggestion for a jacuzzi in the break room; they offered me this instead.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2204	So, what brings you here?	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2205	Once I file my transfer of workplace request it should all work out swimmingly.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2206	We had to expand our investment pool.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2207	Didn’t you know this is why it’s called a “lap” top?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2208	I hope they do not make us return to the office	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
2209	Once in a while I like to work like a fish out of water	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2210	I’m half ready to admit I’m out of my depth here”	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2211	The economy took a dip and so did I.	1.1408	0.05418	71	64	4	3
2212	I'm here because you entered into a life insurance pool.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
2213	we've been trying to reach you regarding your extended auto warranty, is now a good time to chat?	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
2214	what are you looking at? This is my kind of exercise... digital.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2215	I always have a hard time using the bathroom at work.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2216	Let’s soak you a little bit more on management fees.”	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2217	Yeah, remote work has really messed up my vacation days	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2218	It’s just a ten-minute survey about surveys.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2219	I always interview people for my articles in person.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2220	I'm just a little underwater right now.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2221	Gotta improve that keystroke!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2222	Do you identfy as wet?	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2223	And,I don’t have to waist time on bathroom breaks.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2224	They closed the men's washrooms in our office .	1.1398	0.04735	93	84	5	4
2225	It helps keep my hemorrhoids in check.”	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2226	Me? I’m just here for the free Wi-Fi.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2227	I like to believe I'm on a beach in Hawaii	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2228	I’m a re-moat worker.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2229	Let me know if you need anything looked up.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2230	I thought the ad said show up and do laptops, not laps	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2231	Do you want that warranty with the exclusive pool exclusion?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2232	It's called "method writing". I'm writing about the recent floods. Not looking forward to the upcoming wildfires.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2233	How do you like my new swim suit?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2234	As your accountant, I’m not a fan of so much liquidity	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2235	Everyone at work said the filter backgrounds I use on Zoom are fake	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2236	working remotely has really freed me up to enjoy the finer things in life.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2237	Hybrid work, as in, you can work during your vacation.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2238	I am drowning in work lately, came here to make things literal.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2239	Knee deep? I think it’s hip deep at this point	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2240	I AM participating. Just tell me when my kid’s race is up.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2241	It's called part remote work, as in only part of me is working.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2242	I'm in liquidity management.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2243	Your insurance policy doesn’t cover water in ear.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2244	Key strokes ARE strokes.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2245	This poolside Peloton app still needs some wringing-out.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2246	In this economy most of my clients are treading water.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2247	My boss said it was time to really dive in and get my feet wet.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2248	I won't be long, I'm just here to pee.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2249	They don't call it "adult swim" for nothing.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2250	Just checking out the applicant pool!	1.1395	0.05007	86	78	4	4
2251	We have a liquidity problem.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2252	This way, I write shorter emails.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2253	Working remotely has its benefits.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2254	I'm conflicted.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2255	Breast stroke, key stroke: it's all the same to me.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2256	Pool office is the new black.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2257	Unlimited PTO's a scam.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2258	Oh. I thought it was a laps top	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2259	Summer Fridays are getting weird with the new wfm culture from management.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2260	The manager wants us to liquidate our assets.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2261	It’s not too bad. You really save time on bathroom breaks	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2262	Sorry, I thought this was adult swim	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2263	I’ve just been put in charge of the weekly office pool.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2264	My clients insist their investments stay above water at all times.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2265	What does it look like I’m doing? I’m relaxing.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2266	Good morning, sir. Would you care to participate in our survey?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2267	You mean this isn’t the secretarial pool?	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2268	I've double checked your investments and you're definitely under water!	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
2269	My therapist advised me to get out of the office more.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2270	I’m day treading.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2271	I AM staying in my lane.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2272	Don’t ask about my bottoms.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2273	You saw my email about ‘Walk, Don’t Run’ right?	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2274	They’re renovating my office upstairs	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2275	And how many stars would you give this pool on a scale of one to five?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2276	Sorry, I’m pretty swamped with work today	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2277	How do I blur my background?	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2278	WORKATION DIP	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
2279	I know. But I’m still struggling with my Work/Life balance,	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
2280	I really preferred my remote lifeguarding but they are insisting I be present 2 days a week.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
2281	I’m giving online swimming lessons. You interested?	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
2282	I guard their data.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2283	I can't talk now, I'm just swamped.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2284	Are you STILL drowning in paperwork Johnson or would you like to join me on this call.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
2285	Unlimited paid time off	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2286	Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one who takes adult swim seriously.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
2287	I’m preparing for work-life balance in the age of global warming.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2288	This new hybrid work guidance has gotten a little out of hand.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2289	I was assigned to the work from home pool today.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2290	Drowning in work,right upto my waist.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2291	No, this is shallow learning. Deep's the other side of the pool.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2292	Do you know the wifi password?	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2293	But I am working from home.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2294	The men's room is closed.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2295	...And in your estimation, how deep is the water ?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2296	Your mortgage is under water.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2297	I finally decided to join the office pool.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2298	I'm just cooling off. I'm up to my waist in work.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
2299	It's better than drowning in emails.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
2300	Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m drowning in work.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2301	I’m just multi-tasking	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2302	It’s called work life balance, Alan.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2303	I’m just really under water at work right now.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2304	Hey, I’m workin’ here!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2305	im fucking pissing in the pool	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
2306	I told them it’s a Zoom background.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2307	Dirty, smelly and crowded. I give this pool 1 1/2 stars.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2308	I'm afraid you can't sue your brother for cheating at Marco Polo.	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2309	Sir, it’s really not that deep.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2310	Yeah, I work for the city schools, at this point, I'll take whatever vacation time I can get.	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2311	My therapist told me to immerse myself in work.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2312	Now that you've decided to pool your investments...	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2313	All your investments are underwater.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2314	This is Step 3 in my treatment program for my on-line gambling addiction.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2315	I messaged you ‘Marco’. Why didn’t you reply ‘Polo’?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2316	It's a cummerbund. I'm not actually wearing any pants.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2317	This isn't what I meant by saying you need more liquidity	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2318	This isn’t what you meant by work-life balance?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2319	So you've led me to water. Now what?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2320	Ok, let's get to the details of your investment goals later. Name and address, please?	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2321	What is your dip code?	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2322	I heard "wear a suit in the pool." Who knew?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2323	It's just a precaution, I am Trump's attorney and my pants are not fire-retardant.	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
2324	On a scale from 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with the chlorine ratio?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2325	It's called swim-formal attire	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2326	Being productive can cost a life	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2327	Listen pal, if you can work on your stroke, I can work on mine!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2328	I'm conditioning myself for life in the fast lane.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2329	And if you sign within the next 5 minutes, you get a free scented hostess gift..."This Candle Smells Like My Swimming Pool."	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2330	This is the area in the resort with the best connection.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2331	They told me it’s my moment to sink or swim.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2332	I'm on a watertight deadline.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2333	Mixing business with pleasure? Just a typical day at the office pool.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2334	Someone said it was a laptop pool...	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2335	It's called e-swimming.	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
2336	They can’t tell I’m wearing swim trunks.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2337	Giving the new "work from anywhere" benefit a whirl.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2338	Now it's a write-off.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2339	I work hard, I wade hard.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2340	I'm much more productive because I don't need to get up to pee.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2341	Working from home is so yesterday.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2342	Thanks for trying, but I need a hotspot, not just a warm one.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2343	And is your family jewels’ portfolio still under water?	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2344	I’ll be out of here as soon as I log in my times	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2345	My workplace switched to a work/life integration policy.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2346	Do you like my bathing suit?	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2347	Management told us to take advantage of our remote days.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2348	the pool is great backdrop for the zoom call on our shallow investment offering	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2349	I find that being able to pee during my Zoom calls greatly improves my productivity	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2350	I didn’t have an MBA so they offered me a position in the typing pool	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2351	I thought it said “Laptop Lane”	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2352	More than knee deep in work here, Fred.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2353	don’t worry they’ll just think it’s a Zoom background - I’m on mute.	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
2354	I just wasn't cut out to be a shark.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2355	Unless you put more into your retirement plan, you’ll have trouble keeping your head above water.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2356	They just told me to clear out and go swim with the rest of the losers.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2357	Damn GPS!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2358	This is a laptop, the best lap.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2359	They called “Adult Swim” before my meeting ended.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2360	Ma’am- you’re interrupting my Zoom background.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2361	As your financial advisor, I just wanted you to know there's a tax write off for your club membership.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
2362	This way I can keep cool, work and play at the same time	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
2363	I was just in the area and wanted to talk to you about a gift to your alma mater.	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
2364	‘Sorry pal, this is the life-on-the-fast-lane-lane’	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
2365	I’m doing the computer key stroke if you must know.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2366	The wifi flows better here	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2367	I have a very short lunch break.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2368	I'm pooling my resources.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2369	It's a bit old-fashioned, but I still believe in having a typing pool.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2370	I find work-life balance overrated.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2371	This is my Baptism of working remotely!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2372	The last email said that the Zoom meeting would be in the pool.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
2373	I told my boss I needed a better work-life balance.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2374	I've just tested our fiber network and confirmed it works across various channels.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2375	I misunderstood “office pool”, and now I’m too proud to admit it to my coworkers.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2376	. “Sorry, I had to pee.”	1.1368	0.04639	95	86	5	4
2377	I'm working on the company's splash page.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2378	My boss told me to get some down time.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2379	I WAS up to my eyeballs.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2380	Its alot easier to interview people intheir natural surroundings, but my pants take a beating!	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2381	Wait,hold on. Let me mute this Zoom.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2382	It’s one of the seven habits of highly successful people.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2383	I needed a good zoom background.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
2384	Stay in your swim lane, the boss said.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2385	We got remote work, but management wouldn't budge on the dress code.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2386	Unfortunately, your finances are under water.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
2387	I can't wet my pants, but I can soil them...	1.1364	0.03976	110	98	9	3
2388	How do you spell workaholic?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2389	Be honest - do I seem out of place?	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2390	I go to great lengths for free WiFi.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2391	"Sir, please, this is the lap lane, not the laptop lane."	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
2392	Sorry, this my usual lane.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2393	What, you've never seen anyone in an office pool?	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2394	So, as a regular user, would you say that, in a typical week, you come to this pool 1-2 days, 3-5 days, or 6-7 days?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2395	The best part about zoom is that I never have to wear anything on the bottom	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2396	You have to dive in when you have the liquidity.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2397	I’m practicing the hybrid work environment	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2398	A consultant recommended that they expand both the office pool and remote work. This is what they came up with.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2399	It helps me relax.	1.1358	0.04892	81	73	5	3
2400	You know what they say, ‘All work and no play…’	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2401	My new boss told me to jump in at the deep end.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2402	My virtual background is on...	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2403	I'm out of vacation days.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2404	I'm swimming laps - virtually....	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2405	Do you know how much they charge for office space in New York?!	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2406	I run the officer pool	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2407	Since Covid I’ve really enjoyed working from home, so please don’t splash by me.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2408	I can get you a lower premium if you can swim a 50 in a minute or less	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2409	My therapist says I need to connect my leisure life with my work life.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2410	Work from home allows me to work from anywhere.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2411	For later this morning, I am scheduling a skydiving/international board meeting. And then this afternoon, spelunking/virtual chess.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2412	So, you're going with the 25-year term life insurance?	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2413	Yes, I did see your out-of-office message. What about it?	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2414	Pool laps? I heard pool laptops.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2415	I'm never going back to the office.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2416	Just make sure to circle back.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2417	Let me know when you want to circle back...	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2418	I hate deadlines on weekends	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2419	What's a 5-letter word containing the letters s, p and l?	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
2420	Stick to your laps and leave my laptop alone.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2421	It’s not the ideal place for a colonoscopy, but I’m remote only.	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2422	You may be afloat but your stock portfolio is under water	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2423	I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2424	Not everyone can afford a desk treadmill, Terri.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2425	It’s a sink or swim industry	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2426	Yes, the Swiss have a navy, but they're neutral, so stand down!	1.1351	0.05207	74	67	4	3
2427	AI instructed me to 'cool it'.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
2428	I’m trying to recalibrate my work-life balance.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
2429	The standing desk just wasn’t enough	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
2430	Yes, I did take a shower before getting in the pool.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2431	FYI, I just peed."	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2432	They think I'm working from home.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2433	Actually it's not that difficult to balance vacation with work. I'm standing on my unpaid intern.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2434	By my calculations you have approximately 5000 more laps to go to achieve your desired weight !	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2435	I'm searching videos on how to enjoy time with friends in a swimming pool!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2436	Besides break dancing, the Olympics has added aquatic coding.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2437	My office bathroom is out of order.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2438	Today was my work from pool day.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2439	New corporate policy, unlimited vacations.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2440	This ain't no party, this ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around. No time for dancing, or lovey-dovey. I ain't got time for that now.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2441	My battery’s getting low is there an outlet nearby?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2442	I’m just answering a few emails- I can stop any time.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2443	Looks like my investments, and I, are now underwater.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2444	We can't work from home, but I found a loophole.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2445	I’m doing a deep search.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2446	At least I'm not drowning in work.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2447	I'm just wading through my emails.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2448	No I can’t come with you on the water slide, some of us have to work for a living	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2449	I couldn’t figure out how to turn on my Out of Office messages	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2450	We decided on a more literal approach to liquidating our assets.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2451	Can I ask you a few questions about your car’s extended warranty? This will just take a minute	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2452	I'm used to it boss. When I work from home I'm usually in the pool.	1.1346	0.04112	104	93	8	3
2453	Trying to keep my assets very liquid these days	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
2454	I would sweat it; you're not just swimming, but drowning in debt!	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2455	It's casual Friday. I never wear a jacket for work on those days.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2456	...Baby steps before I return full time to the office	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2457	I'm testing the waters on working remotely.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2458	I'm testing a new drip-dry suit for the government.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2459	My wife insisted I get out of the office and get my feet wet in some kind of recreation, so I'm going her one better.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2460	Tried the ocean, but settled for the pool to surf the internet.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2461	It just saeemed appropriate since all of your investments are "under water".	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2462	And I know enough to keep my rear covered and my head above water.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2463	This IS vacation for us at 3M	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2464	My boss said "I should pool my resources." Rosemary Shannon, Easton, PA	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2465	It’s okay. I’m not in the deep end.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2466	No, sir, your policy does not cover drowning, so I'm afraid you'll have to restrict your swimming to the shallow end.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2467	Simple really: Dad’s an accountant. Mom’s a homemaker and mermaid	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2468	I’m typing as fast as I can.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2469	The boss told our team to pool our resources to come up with a new idea.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2470	It hasn't been easy keeping the business above water.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2471	I’ve been practicing my keystroke	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2472	Actually, I have my suit on under this “	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2473	I’m too far away from the coast to surf the web, so this was the next best thing.	1.1341	0.05137	82	75	3	4
2474	I am almost done floating through these emails	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2475	I told you I’m always available so let’s go over the differences between whole, universal, and term life insurance so we can lock you down with what works best for your needs	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2476	Can you stop splashing? I'm trying to send an email.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2477	I work more effectively when I’m wet.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2478	I'm researching the possibility of working while cooling my lower extremities.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2479	Careful, this thing has a lithium battery pack.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2480	Lifeguards also get emails	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
2481	Do you have a bathing-caps-lock?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2482	I need to gradually convert from office to beach body.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
2483	We can't deduct body oil but are you swimming for medical reasons?	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2484	Yes, I showered before entering the pool.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2485	Sometimes WFH is WTF.	1.1339	0.04109	112	101	7	4
2486	They've relocated me to the pool to minimize risk.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2487	It's called work-life balance.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2488	Management is so shallow they think I'm in the office today.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2489	Losing count of your laps?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2490	Laptop. Why do you ask?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2491	I'm training to be a lobbyist.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2492	The bathroom in my office isn't working.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2493	You never completed our post-purchase survey; does your bathing suit fit as described?	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2494	Actually, I won the office pool.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2495	Diving pool, I thought it was the typing pool	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2496	One day I’ll make partner.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2497	Now about your extended car warranty...	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
2498	Gotta love Summer Fridays...	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
2499	Sorry. I have no reservation for that name.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2500	Let me just send this last email.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2501	I'm 'aquacommuting.' Working from home is so 2021.	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
2502	This is the closest my boss will let me get to a real vacation.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2503	Am I not what you expected when you ordered a fitness tracker?	1.1333	0.05480	75	69	2	4
2504	It says you can't get out now, you can't ever get out.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2505	It's all about time management. I no longer need to interrupt my workflow for bathroom breaks.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2506	I only handle clients who are underwater.	1.1333	0.04793	90	82	4	4
2507	How do I upload a virtual background?	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
2508	Allen Edmonds. Why?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2509	It's my nephew's Bar Mitzvah...	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2510	Can you not splash? I’m work from Home	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
2511	My boss suggested I use some of my unlimited PTO and take a vacation.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2512	Ya, I use my treadmill desk in the winter time.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2513	Since we don’t allow emails to employees on vacation, I thought I’d stop by in person.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2514	It’s called the circling back-stroke.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2515	I heard ‘diving into work’ was the next big trend. Am I doing it right?	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2516	Don’t be surprised. I’m from the Bay Area.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2517	I'm going to be on the TV show 'Shark Tank' next week. Just thought I'd be prepared for anything.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
2518	They took my desk, fired me, and suggested I use the office pool if I wanted to be rehired.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2519	I’m so fortunate that I can telecommute.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2520	I understand what you are saying but I am quite sure you have not explored yet how much ai can improve your swimming skills	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
2521	„A good work-life balance is very important to me.“	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2522	Can you quiet down the kicking a little… everyone on this zoom thinks it’s an artificial background.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2523	Be right with you, AI is telling me how to get in the pool and swim	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2524	Smith, Lombard and Gupta take their typing pool very seriously.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2525	Would you be willing to work from the office sauna?	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2526	I like to flirt with stupidity.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2527	Well, I'd prefer the cloud	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
2528	The algorithm suggests, lose 20 lbs, eat fava beans, and use flaked Cyprus salt if you want to beat Mrs. Hasbaker in the breaststroke.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2529	This used to be my office	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2530	Just a few questions about your experience.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2531	It’s my first week on the job and my boss wanted to get my feet wet.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2532	It makes my pool membership deductible.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2533	I'm on a professional retreat."	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2534	How would you rate your witness protection program?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2535	They expect us to have a professional look when working from home.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2536	Because I’m a Merman, that’s why!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
2537	Mr. Knox! Why on earth are you schowing up at work half naked? It’s not like it’s casual Friday or anything!	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
2538	I hate to say it, but it looks like you're in hot water.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2539	I could only get you into the high risk pool.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2540	I’m don’t think I’m asking for a raise this year, Raisin.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2541	My coworkers asked me to enter the office pool.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2542	I had to create a hotspot.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2543	My wife told me I work too much and that I need to go exercise.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2544	Working from home had too many distractions.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2545	There's been a noticeable shrinkage in your resources	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2546	I’m more of a brief’s guy.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2547	My boss thinks this is just another Zoom background!	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2548	They were very friendly when I landed the job: when I asked what it would be like, they said 'urine, in the sea, sweet', and this seemed close.'"	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2549	ChatGPT is teaching me to swim.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2550	Working from home.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2551	I'm a consultant for the chlorine industry.	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
2552	As part of your insurance audit, I will just need to know how long you can hold your breath and what your dog paddling endurance is.	1.1324	0.05505	68	62	3	3
2553	I am in a cooling off period	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
2554	and how did you first hear about us	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
2555	I was gonna take this vacation, come hell or deep ends!	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
2556	This motherfucker.	1.1319	0.04742	91	83	4	4
2557	Employee of the Month" is a stretch goal	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2558	It’s a working holiday. I’m evaluating all of my bosses liquid assets…	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2559	What makes you think that I'm a type A personality?	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
2560	Now that we’ve joined the pool, working on the weekend isn’t so bad….	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2561	Half of my portfolio is underwater.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2562	...and your retirement fund?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2563	I didn't have enough time to get it done at home....	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2564	Old man Jones has me swimmin’ in it!	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2565	Yes, you're the first in line.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2566	Working from home is more than sitting in my den.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2567	It’s called…research	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2568	And then, what happened?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2569	I’m not sure the working holiday is for me	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2570	The boss ordered me to provide proof that I take time off.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2571	I have a grant to study immersive experiences. How are you feeling now?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2572	I was afraid that the swimming cap was mandatory"	1.1319	0.04742	91	83	4	4
2573	Hey, you gotta pen?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2574	The pool concession stand is finally accepting online orders.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2575	'The typing pool!'	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2576	My IT department hates me.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
2577	...and so, I decided to choose a full remote job...	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2578	Boss told me to take a deep dive into misunderstood colloquialisms.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2579	It’s called laps tops. Great cardio.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2580	Why no, the gang on the Zoom call cannot see my swim trunks.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2581	Oh, I'm waiting. My mother said to never swim on a full stomach.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2582	Oh, this is how Americans spend their PTO.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2583	This is the lane for laptops.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2584	There’s no way you can write off a rubber ducky.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
2585	…and as a member of our healthy lifestyle program, you’re enjoying a sizable discount on your insurance premium for simply agreeing to 24-7 monitoring.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2586	And would you describe your experience as entirely moist,sufficiently moist,or not moist enough	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2587	You don't have to invest a lot, just get your feet wet.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2588	Do you think I should float this proposal?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2589	Ever think everyone else is doing Casual Friday wrong?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2590	I am trying to strike a balance between back-to-the-office and me-time.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2591	Ed, as your lawyer, it's what's below the surface of this case that should concern you.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2592	The boss said I could take a half day.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2593	You wear pajama bottoms on Zoom, I wear a Speedo.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2594	Unfortunately Tom, “Being at home in the water,” does not make your pool deductible as a home office.	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
2595	It's my first day and I'm just supposed to get my feet wet.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
2596	The company's re-instated the typing pool.	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
2597	So it’s work hard, THEN play hard?	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
2598	You're underwater again this year, Mr. Frobish.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2599	I'm on lifeguard duty in 10 minutes but first a Zoom with my other family.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
2600	Your mother was right. I did need some time away from the office.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2601	I'm not swimming you're swimming"	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2602	Did you just say your business is underwater?	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2603	The American on their annual summer holiday.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2604	No swimming for at least 30 minutes after a Zoom call.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2605	I'm Michael Phelps' CPA.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2606	Just pooling resources so I don't go under.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2607	I'm working on my backslash	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2608	I was approved for remote-work vacation.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2609	I’m Trumps latest lawyer, he said I could wash all my lies away in his pool.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2610	Someday you'll understand how important my work is.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2611	Yes, I'm working from home, why do you ask?	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2612	The coffee shop was full.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2613	My new job has me one day in the office, three days at home and one day in the pool.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2614	I can work anywhere, but I can't figure out how to take a day off.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2615	The Wi-Fi signal is great right here.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2616	So,, you only want swimming insurance with no liability??	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2617	What do you mean I need a swimsuit?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2618	Is this not the butterfly stroke you said would help with changing my work environment	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2619	We've been directed to pool resources.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2620	Well, we have a liquidity problem.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2621	I couldn’t get my out-of-office reply to work.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2622	Typing pool, you idiot.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2623	Are you enjoying your swim? Perhaps you’d like to take our survey?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2624	I save a lot of time on bathroom breaks	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2625	I don't have a family.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2626	I never have to go in to the office anymore!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2627	Sir, Is there anything that you found unique or different about our water park that stood out for you?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2628	The company is bringing me on slowly, apprently they threw the last guy in at the deep end and he didn’t last a day.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2629	I get it! You like to your assets to be liquid.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2630	What are you doing in the secretarial pool?	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
2631	They let us work from anywhere now.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2632	Boss is mad that "our loans are underwater," so I thought I'd show some initiative and try to find them	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
2633	And that’s how I got into liquid assets.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2634	Glad you asked, Polo. It's the latest tech iteration of an old swimming pool game that disturbs no one.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
2635	Vacation? No, I’m working.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2636	Yes, they think I'm working from home. No, I. don't have a good story if they want to Zoom.	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
2637	I've located a good deal on a set of water wings	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2638	The office A/C went kaput.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2639	The boss told me to get immersed in liquidity ASAP."	1.1304	0.04693	92	84	4	4
2640	Do you mind not splashing so much?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2641	My recruiter says they'll be throwing me into the deep end after orientation.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2642	They put me in charge of the office pool.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2643	Shall I write in freestyle?	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2644	So… Tell me why you feel qualified to be a lifeguard.	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
2645	Still wearing my pajama bottoms	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2646	Today’s my day off.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2647	My wife told me all I do is work, so I’m trying new things	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
2648	I’m trying work/life integration.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2649	As your fiduciary, I recommend the backstroke.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
2650	The situation is fluid.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
2651	I’m knee deep in emails and need to dive in, but I’ll circle back to you in ten.	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
2652	There. Filtered the background and I’m on mute. The remote staff meeting can start as soon as I get that margarita in a coffee cup.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
2653	I'm on a working vacation.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2654	I was going to ask you the same question.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2655	My boss said to report to the typing pool.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2656	If you're not gonna wear pants in a meeting, you gotta go big.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2657	All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.	1.1299	0.05012	77	70	4	3
2658	Is now a good time to talk about flood insurance?	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2659	They think it's a funny zoom background.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2660	I’m an Aquatics Consultant, so this is my work space.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2661	I’m checking ChatGBT to find out how many yards in a lap	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2662	No,of course I don’t wear shoes in the swimming pool.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2663	Today was my turn for the kids car pool swim lessons.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2664	Are you wrapping up? My meeting starts in 2 minutes and I need the suit.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2665	This way I can work nonstop without taking bathroom breaks.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2666	so the judge, as for my ex-wife request, defined I must spend quality time with my kids on "my" weekends	1.1299	0.05012	77	70	4	3
2667	As your accountant, it is my duty to advise you that you are now considered to be in deep water” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2668	Multitasking sounds better in theory than in reality.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2669	You know, Florida is the only state to offer a swim-up bar exam.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2670	I’m trying out wetsuits.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2671	Just keep swimming, I'm your lifeguard trading futures remotely.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2672	Before Climate Change, this office looked different.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2673	As you can see from these numbers, we’re doing swimmingly.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2674	Emails can’t swim, Carl.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2675	All they said was “You’re reassigned to the clerical pool and get to work immediately.”	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
2676	Sorry, Certified Public Accountants don't get into the swim of things.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2677	Headquarters believes it will make audits less stressful.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
2678	You picked a good time to dive into home ownership.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2679	They'll never think to look for me here.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2680	With ChatGPT, I can both save lives and guard lifesavings.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2681	I am with the CIA. Hunter's laptop was at the bottom of this pool . He forgot it there while bathing nude with a hooker. Nothing to see there.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2682	They say it’s ok that I ‘work from home’ as long as I wear a tie.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
2683	I'm testing a product that turns water pink when someone takes a whiz	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
2684	For our travel website, could you describe the water?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2685	When you mentioned your liquid assets, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2686	This wasn't what I had in mind when I suggested you liquify some of your assets.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2687	I was promoted to the secretary pool.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2688	We’re liquidating the company.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2689	I work in the typing pool.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
2690	I'm part of a government study on why people swim in pools. Wynnie Plocher, Beaverton, Oregon	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2691	I’ve decided to not make any waves	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2692	I’m taking a bath in this market. You?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2693	Shhh…they think I’m working from home.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
2694	As you can see, we've had a lot of interest in the lifeguard position.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2695	In this economy my business is treading water.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2696	No, no, I’m still very much on vacation	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2697	My boss said I was going to swim with the big sharks, so I need all the practice I can get.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2698	If the water seems warmer over here it's because of the laptop. I swear.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2699	Management wants us to cut down on bathroom breaks,	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2700	I was told to get all the water logged.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2701	I can't wait to go back to the office five days a week.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2702	Could you take a minute to answer a few questions?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2703	The best thing about being a grad student is the work/life balance.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2704	I'm working on my next article about avoiding executive burnout.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2705	Trying to get in shape for surfing the Internet.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2706	I got comfortable with working remotely but couldn’t ditch the suit and tie.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2707	I’m sorry, this pool is for accredited investors only.”	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2708	Competition is fierce in real estate these days, so I thought I'd try a new approach. Are you ready to take the plunge?	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2709	Sir, i ask that you please stop peeing in my office.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2710	This way I don't have to stop working to relieve myself.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2711	It's called "Splash".	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2712	I'm a health inspector who just sunk to a new low.	1.1290	0.04644	93	85	4	4
2713	There's no Wi-Fi in the deep end.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2714	I told my boss I was drowning in work so he told me to just keep my head above water.	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
2715	I'm just kind of testing the limits of 'casual Fridays'.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2716	I realized I'm not spending enough time with the children.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2717	I took a deep dive into the matter and need to share my findings immediately.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2718	I’’m a pool attorney.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2719	My clients are getting harder and harder to meet in person	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
2720	This survey will only take two minutes and will help management understand what swimmers like you really want. So, how often do you come here?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2721	A treadmill desk hurts my knee.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2722	I don't care how many "likes" we'll get. If one of them starts doing a dead man's float, I'm getting the hell out of here!	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
2723	For God sake, Harris, how can you be so shallow?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2724	And with that you are all set, thank you for choosing Splash & Tax Services	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2725	I actually did book this space at 9am	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
2726	I feel casual Fridays have gotten out of hand.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2727	I just feel naked without the old school tie.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2728	At work, I’m just trying to keep my head above water.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2729	I'm working remoat.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2730	They said I should bring my suit?	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2731	…and unlimited Digital Access, Plus a FREE Tote!	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2732	There's no WiFi, but the bathroom is everywhere.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2733	I've been treading water here for too long. I'm gonna dive in at the deep end.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2734	My wife says I need to get better at multi-tasking.	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
2735	I'm on Zoom so...	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2736	I know I agreed to go to the pool with you but I have a zoom meeting I have to take.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2737	Boss said I needed to get my feet wet.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2738	Membership is a fixed cost. By maximizing my frequency of pool use, the cost per visit is reduced.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2739	Take a number and we’ll be with you in a jiffy!	1.1282	0.05276	78	72	2	4
2740	I heard this was a good place to get some laps, so I brought my laptop.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2741	I’m sorry son, but this was the only way we could be together on Father’s Day this year.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2742	I get unlimited PTO and unlimited work	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2743	When I said "drowning in debt" I thought you would know better	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2744	What do you mean ? It‘s Monday, this is my lane!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2745	It's okay. I set my Zoom background to "Sunny Beach Retreat" and told them I'm playing "Poolside ASMR."	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2746	It’s a workcation.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2747	Don't worry, by background is blurred.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2748	For the record, what’s your take on the flooded pool at Mar-a-Lago?	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2749	No gimmicks. Guaranteed lowest insurance ever.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2750	There is no such thing as free swim	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2751	Look, PTO doesn’t stand for ‘pool time office!’	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2752	Different strokes for different folks	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2753	Work up a sweat" they said	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2754	Don’t worry. We specialize in assisting persons after they have hit bottom.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2755	Me? I'm in the pool business.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2756	I'm more comfortable doing my work when I'm in the water!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2757	I never really have gotten the hang of vacations.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2758	Back away banana breath. What the hell did you just eat, a banana?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2759	According to my analysis you’re all wet.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2760	I'm just charting my wife's laps!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2761	I believe I still have five minutes left of audit swim	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2762	What do you mean I’ve “gone off the deep end”?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2763	Salaried v hourly,	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2764	I’m just trying to keep my head above water at work.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2765	I want to stay in the game	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2766	It’s an all hands on deck situation	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2767	I have a Zoom call with my boss, but I don’t want him to know I’m on vacation.	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
2768	I feel much more productive when I’m working poolside.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2769	Head Office says we need to pool our resources.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2770	So..how much would you like to invest?	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2771	Not what I expected when I was assigned to the pool!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2772	What?	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2773	Well, do YOU have a better idea?	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
2774	It's an office pool.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2775	When I first got here the business was underwater.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2776	You should see my standing desk at the gym.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2777	Our office lets us work in-moat.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2778	Actually, it took me longer to adjust to the standing desk. And that was before I threw flippers into the mix.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2779	When they said I could draw from the office pool, I didn't realize they meant literally!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2780	They said "freestyle", right?	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
2781	My company doesn’t take summer Friday’s seriously, but I do.	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
2782	No matter how long you hold your breath, you can’t hide from this tax audit.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
2783	Just you wait. On Casual Friday it's no tie for me!	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
2784	Are you good at swimming	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
2785	I have just got a job in the typing pool	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
2786	I used to carpool, so…	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
2787	I forgot my trunks, but I'm a member so they turned a blind eye	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
2788	You might want to put on your water wings for this...	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2789	They closed the steno pool.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2790	I'm just like using the pool as a backdrop.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2791	Yes, I’m swamped.”	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2792	Is it waterproof? Of course, it is! I wouldn't be working in this dive if it weren't.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2793	Don't tell me I'm all wet!	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2794	I'm on a staycation	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2795	My office has a strict dress code.	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
2796	I prefer the water cooler.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2797	In this economy, it’s either sink or swim.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2798	What makes you think I need to relax?	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2799	This may not be ideal, but at least it doesn't suck as much as your president sucks.	1.1266	0.05211	79	73	2	4
2800	Now can you tell if my pants are on fire?	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
2801	Would you like water damage included in the policy?	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2802	Please, stop doing laps in the work lane.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2803	I think your vehicle might be eligible for an extended warranty…	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2804	This beats meeting at the office water cooler!	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
2805	Just a dress rehearsal for climate change	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2806	I take "work from home" to mean work from anywhere.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2807	Your investments are mostly under water.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2808	The beach was just too crowded.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2809	Think Moby Dick, but set at Club Med.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2810	Adulting SWIM!!	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2811	A.I. combined Swim Lane Diagrams with, well, swim lanes.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2812	Properties are underwater, stocks just took a dive, and sales have bellyflopped.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2813	This seemed an appropriate place in which to inform you, Mr. Smith, that there's sudden shrinkage in your net worth, as well.	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
2814	I’m on Holiday but the company thinks I’m working from home today 🏠	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2815	Americans don’t vacation the same as you Europeans	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2816	Yes I’m on mute, though the noise really isn’t bad during adult swim.	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
2817	My key stroke needs a little practice.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2818	Hybrid working at its finest	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2819	You’re right the lack of proper paid holidays in the USA needs to be addressed, I envy you Europeans	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2820	Jus stayin in my own lane, keepin the business above water.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2821	You could say I'm testing the waters of remote work.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2822	My mom said I needed sunlight	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2823	If you aren't at work on Saturday don't even bother coming in on Sunday.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2824	I'm just wading for an email.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2825	Our HR department calls it an “honest employee wellness program.”	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2826	This is why I love working from "home."	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2827	As your attorney, I advise you deny that you peed in the pool.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2828	This isn't quite what I meant by "liquid assets".	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2829	I've got d-ow- on my Wordle. Any thoughts?	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2830	Ever since the pandemic, I just can't bear the thought of going back to the office.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2831	This is my first day in the steno pool.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2832	I'm in training for Flood Management Director.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2833	…wrinkled skin, severe bloating, and red eyes will all go down as existing conditions and will not be covered under this policy.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2834	I'm running late. From 10 to Noon, this is reserved for the Secretarial Pool.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2835	Remote work is a whole thing, am I right?	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2836	“Laps, laptops, what’s the difference?”	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2837	Hey, would you stop splashing me?! I'm on a work zoom!" -Some people are so unprofessional	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2838	Can I just say this is the first time I’ve had to take a deposition poolside!	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2839	This is the best way to float an idea to committee	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2840	Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to follow in my mom‘s footsteps in the typing pool.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2841	This is how i keep my head above water	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2842	I’m really glad we decided to take this vacation	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2843	I’m the only one that knows how to do this	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2844	Forgot to turn on my out of office response.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2845	How do you feel about lifeguards!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2846	I’ll never micro dose at work again	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
2847	While you're playing hard, I'll be working hard	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
2848	I knew I shouldn’t have worn a white shirt today.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
2849	Duuuude, I am speaking with my wife.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
2850	I'm working my way down to the deep end.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2851	I've been really trying to disconnect from work while on vacation.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
2852	I’m not drowning in paperwork… YET	1.1263	0.04550	95	87	4	4
2853	The modern work-life balance	1.1261	0.03864	111	100	8	3
2854	Stop splashing please, I'm in a meeting.	1.1261	0.03864	111	100	8	3
2855	Oh, alright! Siri, where are Jennings' swim trunks?	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2856	What's the wi-fi password?	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2857	I’m sorry sir, we have no record of a Marco or a Polo.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2858	My boss is going to make me go off the deep end.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2859	Now you can deduct the pool as a business expense.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2860	What does it matter? I'm here with the kids.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
2861	There's a $10 per month subscription fee for the right to pee in the pool, would you like to make a one-time payment or set up auto-pay?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2862	I'm a strong believer in mixing business with pleasure.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2863	I’m using ChatGPT to learn how to swim!	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2864	I still find it more enjoyable that being stuck in my cubicle all day	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2865	Someone in my ZOOM meetings always asks, 'Where did you find that wonderful 8K Ultra High Def pool background?'	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
2866	You can claim the pool but not the neighbours.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2867	Honestly the work life balance is great	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
2868	The library was crowded.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2869	This is my cooling off period.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
2870	Multi-tasking. I'm wearing swim fins.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2871	I'm checking the weather.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2872	I'm differencing myself as a Political Candidate with a 'Pool Side Chat'.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
2873	You are aware that we follow casual Friday dress code,don	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2874	A.I. can't replace me if I stand in water.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2875	Working remotely, this is the closest thing to an office pool I have.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
2876	It's more of a workout toward the deep end.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2877	I'm taking an immersive language course.	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
2878	It’s for Instagram.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2879	I thought I was putting up a fake Zoom background, but I must have hit the wrong key.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2880	They say they won't accept these liquid assets.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
2881	I just like doing laptops in the data pool.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
2882	I couldn't get the fun backgrounds to work on Zoom.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2883	Beta test	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
2884	As long as I use my Zoom virtual office background I can take meetings here all day	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
2885	I'm cooling my heels, while I code for a clear lane.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
2886	I prefer working vacations because I can't swim.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
2887	My wife says I'm a workaholic but if this doesn't scream 'fun in the sun' I don't know what would.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2888	Sorry. I’ve got a Zoom now.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
2889	I just had lunch. I don’t have an hour to wait before I have to get back to the office.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2890	I constantly strive to be as near to the action as possible because I am vying for a Pulitzer.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2891	Come the fall, no. For now, it's not only remote, it's cool.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
2892	Remote work has its benefits.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2893	I wearing my Speedo under my suit.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2894	Fine, then how do you define liquidity?	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2895	What, you’ve never heard of the keystroke?	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
2896	We're about to go underwater.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2897	Can you keep it down? I'm on Zoom right now.	1.1250	0.05223	64	58	4	2
2898	I AM relaxing at the pool!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2899	We have to make that a WET Martini, sir!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2900	Busman's holiday.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2901	Yes,I did recommend that you invest in liquid assets...	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2902	Because swimsuits are deductible.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
2903	My cats were too intrusive."	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
2904	Can I get your opinion on adult swim hour for the New York Times?	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
2905	I’d love to swim but my mom says I have to finish my homework first.	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
2906	Rory just birdied 18 at the US Open and Biden just asked where President Harris went because he has to deliver a speech about border security.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2907	I'm fine, thanks - I just jumped in to pee.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2908	My Teams meeting will be starting in two minutes.	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
2909	Half my portfolio is under water.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2910	Here at the Swim Club, businesses casual is not permitted for employees.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
2911	Listen pal, the life of a merman isn't all just frolicking about in the ocean .	1.1250	0.05573	72	67	1	4
2912	Maintaining a work-life balance.	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
2913	Couldn't hold it any longer.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2914	All my zoom meetings are from the waist up.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2915	It’s a Zoom call so it only matters what I’m wearing waist up	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2916	Don’t mind me I’m just pretending to work.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2917	It’s a flexible work policy	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2918	My therapist said some time away from the office would do me some good.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
2919	It’s much better than sitting all day and I don’t even have to leave my desk to use the restroom	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2920	It’s great, I don’t even need to take time off when I want to relax on vacation!	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
2921	You know what they say: dress for the job you want to quit, not the job you have to do.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2922	They just hired me for the steno pool.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
2923	We really did need you in the office today.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2924	They think it's a virtual background.	1.1237	0.04211	97	88	6	3
2925	My accountant told me I had to make some of this liquid or I would get nailed by the IRS.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
2926	When I asked about your liquid assets I didn’t mean your pool.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2927	Everyone's staring at your Speedo.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
2928	low battery? no worries, sir … I have an extension cord running up my pants	1.1237	0.04459	97	89	4	4
2929	" I like to mix my business with pleasur	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2930	It’s the new WeWork.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
2931	Oh, it’s ok I’m drowning in emails anyway	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2932	I’m trying to stay afloat bc my wife said we needed a family vacation and my boss said he needed me to finish that report.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
2933	It’s called ‘work from anywhere,’ Richard.	1.1237	0.04211	97	88	6	3
2934	Sorry. Flood is not covered in this policy.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2935	Would you be able to take a 5 minute survey?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2936	Next of kin?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2937	My office never has dress down day.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2938	My phone's busted.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
2939	'hay,watch it, I'm working.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2940	Dipping into the Talent Pool	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2941	The swimming instructor said there would be a remote option.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2942	After I started working from home with no pants on it just developed from that.	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
2943	My boss told me to pool thoughts in the neighborhood	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2944	It was either this or swim with the sharks.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2945	Why did it suddenly get warmer?	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
2946	Lone Shark-You?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2947	Please select your answer from the following: I like this pool: 1-all of the time. 2-some of the time. 3-seldom. 4-never?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2948	If I can swim in debt, I might as well swim here, too.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2949	I couldn't get hold of you so decided to take the plunge.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
2950	Just a few more chapters left to write in my latest book, “How to Effectively Separate Business and Pleasure.”	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
2951	I usually wear my suit jacket too, but it's at the dry cleaners.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
2952	Weekends just aren't the same, since I started working remotely	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2953	Mr. Hill, I am your financial advisor and yes, you are retired and I don't consider this working from home.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2954	Highly recommend using the prefix “swim” next time	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2955	It’s called Summer Friday’s	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2956	My boss thinks i'm working during my holidays	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
2957	Did you have any trouble zooming? It's 'poolguest,' right?	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2958	Janet says she'll circle back after this freestyle lap.	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
2959	Get a job, they said. Your days treading water are over, they said.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2960	How did you guess I'm the auditor?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2961	Because I always enter the office pool.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2962	It's actually the latest big thing: "Waking" -working while wading.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2963	use	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2964	My doctor said I needed to get in the water more.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2965	I’m young and impulsive.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2966	It’s part of my online Wellness training. You know, Self Care.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2967	Boss said I was taking too many bathroom breaks on the job.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2968	Ready when you are...	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2969	You want me to define irony? I'm paying off the pool in the pool.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2970	But Sidney, there's never been a better time to buy!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2971	My boss told me that I had to enter the work pool, so here I am.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2972	We're going to have to wrap this up. I'm not picking up a signal.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2973	It’s my work from home day	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2974	I don't care to crawl in front of my boss.	1.1235	0.04773	81	74	4	3
2975	I need to scan your card.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2976	I hate to tell you this, but your assets are under water.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2977	Business? It’s going swimmingly!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2978	No, I don't convert strokes to steps.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2979	Business on top, party on the bottom.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2980	You’ve heard of quiet quitting. Well, this is wet working. It’s an adequate alternative for now.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2981	I'm in charge of running the office pools.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2982	I have to cool off	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2983	Liquidity is the key to investing smartly and keeping your assets protected.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2984	I was taught to ALWAYS BE PREPARED!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2985	I’m really underwater right now.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2986	How long have your assets been under water?	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2987	If you must know, I’m peeing.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2988	Can you keep it down? I’m on a Zoom call.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2989	North American out of office.	1.1235	0.04773	81	74	4	3
2990	Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2991	Are you wearing a wet suit”	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2992	I thought I would swim through some emails today.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2993	They said I could work from home..or any where.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
2994	It has swim stroke monitoring software.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
2995	I'm wearing swim trunks, so stop staring.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
2996	Sorry, but there is no close-by bathroom.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
2997	I don’t want to be swimming in debt!	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
2998	I assure you, mine is no slap-splash operation.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
2999	What are YOU looking at ?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
3000	Even a workaholic should have SOME fun.	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
3001	I am part of the IT pool.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
3002	I didn’t think they were serious about throwing me in the deep end on day one.	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
3003	Just to let you know the pool of applicants is very competitive	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
3004	Hi, I'm your liquidation consultant.	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
3005	I’m looking for a way to keep us all from going under	1.1226	0.03955	106	96	7	3
3006	Publisher said my writing was too dry, so...	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3007	Which metric would you prefer: laps per hour or palpitations per second?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3008	…yeah, my boss is a goldfish. He thinks I’m working from home.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
3009	My VP asked me to find a pool of interview candidates.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
3010	I'm tapping so they don't know I'm lapping.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3011	Don't worry, they think I'm using a green screen.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3012	If Linda would stop kicking me I could really get some work done.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
3013	This vacation is so relaxing	1.1224	0.04170	98	89	6	3
3014	It's sitting on top of the pool, people are doing laps -- that's why it's called a lap top. Any other questions?	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
3015	Your estate shows you are underwater.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3016	As I was saying,switching to fully remote has really helped me find a healthy balance between work and leisure	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3017	I find it helps my work'flow.'	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3018	I am in a Zoom meeting.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3019	They said they’d keep me in their pool in case something opens up.”	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3020	No worries! It's made entirely of rice.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3021	How long have you had these symptoms?	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3022	I think you may be misunderstanding what it means to be above water with your mortgage.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3023	They won't let me work from home any longer.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3024	My boss told me to stop working from home.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3025	Find your own water jet.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3026	You did say bring your laptop	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3027	Neither the business nor I can go underwater.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
3028	I’m trying to invest in more liquid assets.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3029	They outsourced the typing pool and I took the plunge.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
3030	They said a treading desk could increase my productivity by at least 15%, and this way I don't even have to wear my work diaper.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3031	How many bedrooms & baths?” #realtorlif	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3032	Oh, hey man. I thought you were a shark.”	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3033	This is called work-life balance.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3034	Sorry but my nephew thinks I'm not smart enough to add one of those whacky backgrounds on the webcam.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3035	Yeah, it’s the swim-up laptop. Most businesses are issuing these to their employees to make it easier to stay in touch during PTO.	1.1220	0.04717	82	75	4	3
3036	I'm really loving this work-from-pool idea!	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3037	Thank God, I’ve located your swimsuit.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3038	I'm on deadline	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3039	Half is better than none!	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3040	I get asked that a lot. I'm in the remote pool."	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3041	Can you think of a reason why I am dressed for work in the pool interviewing you?	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3042	Sorry, you're not qualified for the deep end.	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3043	Wish I could join you, but I am swimming in deadlines over here.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3044	Let's get this straight. Are you here to swim or to stare at me?	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3045	We always try to meet our clients where they are.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3046	Just to be safe, I'll add a sports rider to the policy.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3047	Is there an outlet by you?	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3048	And what is it, about this particular end of the pool Sir, that calls to you lap, after lap, after lap?	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3049	We're beginning a new project at work and my boss told me to get my feet wet.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3050	I'm just too self-conscious to wear swim trunks on a zoom call.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3051	. . . and you're going to have to cut out that breathing thing.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3052	My therapist told me to create more of a work/life balance	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3053	During the lockdown I got used to doingZoom meetings dressed only from the waist up.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3054	Can you believe this? My battery is low and this pool does not have an electrical outlet!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3055	Will that be with Ranch or Thousand Island?	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3056	I only wear the shirt during meetings.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3057	My job allows me to work from anywhere.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3058	AI could never!	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
3059	It’s the only way I can write it off as a business expense.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3060	This isn't what they mean by "office pool"?	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3061	I moved our meeting here to emphasize the importance of pooling your resources.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
3062	Looks like everything you have is underwater now.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3063	I'm being madcap.	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
3064	They outsourced the steno pool.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3065	The wifi only connects on this spot	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
3066	So is that a ‘yes’ on your extended warranty, Bob?	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3067	I told you, Carl, I could only come if it was a working vacation.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3068	Could you keep it down, I’m working from home	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
3069	Fixed rate or floating?	1.1212	0.04130	99	90	6	3
3070	So that’ll be a 3 year extension for your auto warranty?	1.1212	0.05071	66	60	4	2
3071	The boss told me I'm due to make a splash in Q3.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3072	You’re a bit out of your depth since the market took a dive, but if you stay in you lane and secure your liquidity, it may all work out swimmingly. Though, I wouldn’t hold my breath.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
3073	My boss told me it's time to get back to lapping the competition.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
3074	I'm training to be a pool reporter	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
3075	First, these are not your liquid assets.	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
3076	"Unfortunately, losses in an office pool are not tax deductible."	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3077	So you're telling me that all your assets are underwater?	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3078	LMAO FUBAR ID10T N00b, you are in the computer lane!	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3079	I’m just swimming in work.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3080	I thought this was the secretarial pool	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3081	Trust me, i've tried everywhere. But this was the only place I could find with wi-fi.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3082	I am just dipping my toes in this talent pool.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3083	Actually, I'm totally exploiting my employer's 'work from vacation' policy.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3084	"I missed my carpool and my swim trunks were wet.	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
3085	Please move, you're blocking my flow.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3086	Next time you see my wife, tell her no one works harder in the pool than me	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3087	I Needed to go for a pee.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3088	Like I keep telling my boss, remote work is better because there are less distractions.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3089	That’s not considered a liquid asset.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3090	No no, it’s a hybrid situation. We can work from home and be in office	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3091	My doctor said it’s good to get into the pool at least a couple times a week.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3092	I lost my toaster in the divorce, so hopefully this does the job.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3093	Chlorine makes my butt tickle.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3094	Hey buddy, I reserved this lane for an 11am conference call	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3095	It’s not casual Friday	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3096	This is not quite what I meant by increasing your liquidity...	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3097	I use a blurred background.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3098	I´m in deep already	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3099	Does this count as exercise?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3100	The applicant pool isn’t what I’d hoped.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3101	Whatcha looking at, my tie, or my glasses?	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3102	I just can’t seem to relax on vacation	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3103	Of course, when my boss asks about how my project is going I'll say, "Swimmingly."	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3104	You can quote me on this. Working from home is the only way to go. I will never go back to the office.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3105	As for your financial situation I'm afraid I need to use a rather obvious cliche.	1.1205	0.04662	83	76	4	3
3106	I'm doing a deep dive on hybrid work.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3107	And your activity here is…?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3108	It's Zoom meeting and I'm supposed to be in Barbados.	1.1205	0.04662	83	76	4	3
3109	I've just pissed myself, and now you are swimming in it.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3110	Trying to keep my head above water	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3111	Working remotely? Keep a shirt and tie in your gym bag for last minute ZOOM meetings.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3112	My company's post-covid return to work is unconventional.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3113	At this rate you’ll be underwater soon.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3114	I used up my PTO in April	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3115	Working from home doesn’t mean I can miss my daily swim practice at the YMCA.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3116	Actually, I'm unemployed. This relaxes me"	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3117	This is the company's solution to my request for an ergo desk.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3118	My therapist said to take a break from the office	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3119	Did you know that you can save 10% on car insurance?	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3120	Thank you for taking the time to discuss your extended warranty, during your vacation	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3121	Yes’sir. It’s all going swimmingly	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3122	I'm very fortunate that my company has a work-from-anywhere policy.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3123	Fridays are casual dress days	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3124	I'm just trying to liquidate my assets.	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
3125	These casual Fridays are killing me.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3126	'Sir, you were doing 1 mile an hour in the fast lane. I need your details'.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3127	It’s called SwimGPT	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3128	This makes the whole pool deductible.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3129	Who would you like to designate as your beneficiaries?	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
3130	I really think that remote working can be more productive than going to the office 5 days a week.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3131	I'm afraid your account is underwater as well, Mr. Newman.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3132	It's the only standing desk where you can pee.	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
3133	It's a hybrid schedule.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3134	How much overtime?	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3135	Sorry Tom, Forgot my password!!	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
3136	Just getting back into the swing of things.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3137	Since our company is going under,I thought this was an appropriate place to write to our shareholders.	1.1200	0.04330	100	92	4	4
3138	I’ll join you soon, I’m waste deep in spreadsheets at the moment.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3139	I'm practicing 'living on the edge.'	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3140	And they think it's my virtual background." Madeline Spencer, Oakland, C	1.1200	0.05008	75	69	3	3
3141	I'm trying to convince my boss it's a new Zoom background	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
3142	Laptop. Lap pool. I don't see the problem.	1.1200	0.05008	75	69	3	3
3143	I told you I should've worn the swim cap, I look ridiculous.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3144	Surfing the web is just too dangerous these days.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3145	Doing things halfway, work/life balance - it's all good.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3146	Yes, but it's a working vacation.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3147	Finally, how does it feel getting away from it all?	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3148	I don’t even need a bathroom with this gig.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3149	You are definitely not in over your head	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3150	It's part of the company fitness plan.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3151	My boss said office pools were illegal, so I'm starting my own.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3152	Bitch....	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3153	What am I doing here?	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3154	They won’t let me work from home but they said nothing about this.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3155	Breast stroke is not a directive sir.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3156	My camera’s off.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3157	What color were your swimming trunks?	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3158	So let me ask you, don't any of these people have jobs?	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3159	This is a Wi-Fi hotspot.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3160	I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3161	My working hours may not be your working hours.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3162	The unlimited P.T.O. is nice, but I can't stand getting behind on emails.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3163	This way I will accrue enough PTO to attend my kid’s graduation	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3164	Hey Frank, when you said you wanted to ‘test the waters’ with your new client, you didn’t mean it literally right?	1.1196	0.04328	92	84	5	3
3165	Best of neither worlds #	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3166	I do wet work.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3167	Nancy, can you keep the splashing down to a minimum? The sales call starts in 3 minutes.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3168	Can everybody see my sunscreen?	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
3169	This way I don't feel like being drowned in work.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
3170	I'm doing one of those day-in-the-life TikToks.	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
3171	We never Zoom anymore.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3172	It's my lunch break. Technically, I have to wait an hour before I start swimming. Did I mention my mom owns the company?"	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3173	The office restrooms are out of order.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3174	I assure you the duck is not real.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3175	Don't worry. I set my zoom background to blurry.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3176	Technically, I'm working from home today.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3177	It's all about maximum efficiency.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3178	Even a merman has to make a living.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3179	I just got tired of sitting at my desk all day.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3180	When you're done, would you mind taking a brief survey? It will only take a minute of your time.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3181	It's the keystroke. I'm learning to swim but I'm really bad at Saturdays."	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3182	Every lawyer in Florida is encouraged to apply	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3183	Yes, it covers death by loss of breath while swimming.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3184	No, why do you ask?	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3185	A free swim is never a free ride.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3186	I think I wet myself.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3187	Well, everyone does laps around me at the office, too.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3188	Let me finish this email and then I'll race you.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3189	Well, this email actually found me well.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3190	I want to make a splash.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3191	This online swimming class guarantees I’ll be swimming on my own by Friday	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3192	Surprisingly, the wifi’s pretty decent here in the Catskills.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3193	The standing desk is so 2013. All the execs are using swimming desks now.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3194	I hope this email finds you well.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3195	My PTO was denied	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3196	This wasnt what i meant when i said bring your bathing suit, jerry	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3197	I’m more productive now that I don’t have stop working to go to the bathroom.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3198	I know we promised to be here for you, anytime, anywhere…	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3199	Damned glasses fog up every time.	1.1188	0.04051	101	92	6	3
3200	I'm peeing.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3201	On Zoom my boss only sees my top half.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3202	My boss told me to go jump in a lake, but this was closer.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3203	…but I’ve got the swim up bar exam in just two weeks.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3204	No, it's okay. I pee standing up.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3205	I work from "home" - as in where ever the heck I want.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3206	My meetings are remote today	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3207	...and the best part is, I don't even have to wear my jacket!	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3208	All work and no play makes no sense to me.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3209	I don't feel any need to get underwater. That's what my portfolio does.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3210	Lifeguard or life insurance, the choice is yours.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3211	My GPS seems to have taken me to the wrong place. Can you give me directions to the steno pool?	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3212	New event - the 100 metre keystroke.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3213	I’m on a Zoom meeting with my boss.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3214	The boss wants me back in the office. She'll never find me here.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3215	I'm finding the best pool of candidates	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3216	Okay, next question; when did you first notice your dry skin?	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3217	I told you I was swimming in work this week	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3218	My boss has no idea I’m wearing swimming trunks right now.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3219	Don’t worry, in the zoom meeting they only see from the waist up. Nobody knows I’m wearing swim trunks.	1.1184	0.04944	76	70	3	3
3220	I'm just trying to keep my head above water.	1.1183	0.04284	93	85	5	3
3221	Sure, swimming is healthy but so is standing while you work.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3222	All the Harvard business guys drowned. Stanford fortunately throws you into the shallow end.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3223	If the IRS shows up, your books will be squeaky clean.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3224	Listen, from what I'm seeing here, you're underwater.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3225	I'm from the steno pool...	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3226	I'm keeping my assets liquid.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3227	It's an all-hands-on-deck situation.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3228	I'm billing.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3229	The practice used to be underwater.	1.1183	0.04284	93	85	5	3
3230	I'm taking a mental health day.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
3231	"My company lets us work off-site on Fridays."	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3232	I like to get immersed in my work.	1.1183	0.04284	93	85	5	3
3233	Jen will circle back on that. Yeah, she’s—no we don’t need to ping her, Frank—she’s just turned around again. Yeah, she’s circling back right now.	1.1183	0.04284	93	85	5	3
3234	New dress code: shirt and tie for all zoom calls	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3235	Remember when we just gather around the water cooler	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3236	My financial planner says I need to stay above water if I want to be able to retire when I'm 65.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3237	This pool office method saves me on clothes cleaning costs	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3238	Let go of the ledge and I can get you a discount on your life insurance policy.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3239	Just checking my profile on black people meet.com	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3240	I know, but I can't come during laptop hours."	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3241	It seems your underwater policy is under water.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3242	I’m beginning to think “Excelrobics” was a typo.	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
3243	‘This is your last reminder that the service warranty for your car has expired.’	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3244	My productivity hack is not taking bathroom breaks!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3245	Every suit is a bathing suit if you're brave enough	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
3246	Just working with the flow.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3247	No one on Zoom can tell I'm wearing swim trunks.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3248	Monday through Friday I practice my keystrokes	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3249	Work-Life Balance Level: Expert	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3250	My previous office was also open plan	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3251	I thought this was a working vacation	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3252	I usually start at the center.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3253	Working from home got to be as bad as going to the office so I’ll try this for a while.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3254	Post-pandemic, Casual Friday doesn't cut it anymore.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3255	"You've got a million bucks in bonds trading underwater.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3256	I'm having a stroke	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
3257	Some days at work, I feel like I'm barely treading water.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3258	These return-to-office incentives are getting out of hand	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
3259	So embarrassed. I've never been in a jury pool before.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3260	I'm afraid you're underwater.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3261	My boss thinks I'm on vacation.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3262	I can’t move to the kiddie pool. It’s not the right height for my laptop.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3263	I've been a little confused ever since I took my mask off.	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
3264	''Standards have sure slipped in the typing pool'	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3265	I know it’s 6 pm on a Friday, but my boss says I can only swim with you once I answer this ‘last’ email.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3266	Of course I’m swimming!! Can’t you see I’m doing the key stroke? Julie E. Dawson Saint Louis, MO	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3267	Beats me, GPS says 'You have reached your destination."	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3268	It is the first laptop that actually records your laps.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3269	The IT guy who suggested I unplug it, wait a few seconds, and then plug it back in must think he's so damn funny.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3270	they think it’s a new kind of video background template, testing it out this week and I’ll be on a “cruise” next week	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3271	Do you know which way the wave pool is? My boss told me to literally surf the web	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3272	My under-desk treadmill is in the shop this week.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3273	I’m trying to be proactive, I’ve heard the industry is going underwater.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3274	Does this place have wi-fi?	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3275	I like the pool’s liquidity, and I don’t have to get up to pee.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
3276	Because I have no time for pee breaks.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3277	If only the guys back in the old hometown could see me now.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
3278	I'm still fine-tuning that whole 'working vacation' thing.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3279	I’ll just pretend it’s a background.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
3280	I'm a lawyer. I'm behind on my billable hours.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3281	I’m doing lived experience research on swimming.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3282	I’d love to join you but I didn’t pay for Apple Care.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
3283	It’s better on my knees and sitting is no longer in my vocabulary since I made the switch.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3284	This may be a shallow job, but my last one was a shark tank	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3285	Removing trips to the bathroom has really increased my productivity.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3286	I'm flattered, young man, but I'm just here to work. I have to dive right into this. A bunch of friends are pooling our money to invest. Plus, you seem a little on the shallow end. Unless, you're interested in getting in on an aardvark farm? Burrrrp!	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3287	They told me this was the Office Pool.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3288	Zoom meeting. Please don't splash me.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3289	Yes, I'm waiting for a lap lane.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3290	My company insists I not work at home.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
3291	It’s only a matter of time before you’re completely underwater.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3292	Could you monitor the chat while I work on my backstroke?	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3293	HR said I need to start using my PTO days.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3294	Working remotely has its advantages, a video conference has its limitations.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3295	Do you ever engage in exercise?	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3296	On a scale of one to five; is our water wet enough?	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3297	I figured out how to use my vacation time without missing work.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3298	I’m making the most of a working vacation	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3299	I can assure you, being able to do a handstand underwater will NOT get you the job you’re looking for.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3300	'Cause my Zoom background just wouldn't load!	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
3301	How’s this for spontaneous?	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
3302	Saves on bathroom trips	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
3303	I don’t think this is what they meant by working on vacation	1.1165	0.03975	103	94	6	3
3304	I told my coworkers I had a pool right before we went Work From Home.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3305	I’ve got a Zoom meeting at 2 pm.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3306	It's telling me you're in my lane!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3307	The boss hates it when we don’t stick to the dress code.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3308	Can A.I. swim?	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3309	No, I'm not afraid to show my tits, son. I've got people to sue, and that requires a tie.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3310	Participant observation. Yourself?	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3311	As your new lifeguard, I can only rescue you by using ChatGPT.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3312	I'm developing my work/life balance	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3313	Play to win!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3314	They say keto dieting is more effective with an exercise regimen. So here I am.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3315	When I suggested you bring your suit, I most definitely didn’t mean THAT one.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3316	I recommend that you pool your assets.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3317	i believe you can combine business with pleasure.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3318	No story. Why?	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3319	This isn’t what I meant by pooling our resources, Fred!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3320	Would you describe the level of fun you’re having right now as “A lot of fun,” “Mostly fun,” “Some fun,” or “Not very much fun”?	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3321	I'm the new team of lifeguards -- we switched to AI.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3322	Your excessive liquidity may place you at some risk.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3323	Do you also swim with the sharks?	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3324	My boss sent a memo about giving summer Fridays a try this year.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3325	The unlimited vacation time policy is conditional.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3326	I’m still getting used to my hybrid schedule.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
3327	I am become wretched. Craven and depraved.	1.1163	0.04505	86	79	4	3
3328	Just trying to get my feet wet	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
3329	The Russians promise they won't invade	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3330	Shoot, I forgot my polo!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
3331	Yes, I could use goggles.	1.1161	0.03530	112	101	9	2
3332	I just want everyone to stay in their lanes	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
3333	I was told to report to the steno pool	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
3334	There seems to always be just one more email to get out ...	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
3335	A man with a tie: I thought you were at work. The other man in the pool: I thought you were on vacation.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
3336	Do you want swim lane insurance for any pool or just those within a mile of your home?	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
3337	Y M C A da..da..da.da..da..da..da Y M C A	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
3338	Just need to send out this last email before I forget	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
3339	No doubt I did my best work in the deep end. I just don’t have the core for it anymore.	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
3340	That's not what I meant when I said I'm drowning over here	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
3341	The boss said he was swimming in emails	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
3342	Honestly, I didn't think one of those fancy Zoom backgrounds would require this much effort	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
3343	Roy, I don't think the KEY STOKE is considered exercise--even if you are in the pool.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
3344	Did you update Salesforce?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3345	I was told not to burn out.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
3346	I know it's for swimming, I'm doing the 'key stroke'.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3347	I'm a sort of Hot-Ass Dude and working this way sort of cools me down.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
3348	It's not a real laptop, and I love the smell of chlorine!	1.1158	0.04455	95	88	3	4
3349	Your liquid assets appear to be mostly municipally owned.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
3350	As long as I've got the background blurred, the boss is convinced I'm working hard from home.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3351	Joke's on you, I'm still secretly peeing.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3352	Mandatory summer hours.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3353	So, you said your mortgage is now underwater.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3354	I’d appreciate you keeping splashing to a minimum.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3355	Sink or Swim retirement services. How can we help you?	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
3356	Doctor says I need to find time for more recreation.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
3357	I misunderstood the term board meeting.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3358	When you have to pee you have to pee.	1.1154	0.04821	78	72	3	3
3359	Can I borrow a charger? I'm on 5%.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3360	If you want to go high risk investments, we need to move to the deep end.	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
3361	I like to dress professionally when doing my hydrotherapy research.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3362	You are swimming in debt	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3363	You could be under water on your loan.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3364	I feel at home this way. My mortgage is underwater too.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
3365	I wasn't kidding when I said I was swimming in emails.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3366	Oh this is nothing. Last week I was drowning in work!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3367	It's a bull market and everyone seems to water their equity	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3368	Let’s not boil the ocean on this one	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3369	You gotta do what you gotta do!	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
3370	Precisely. With the new budget in place, there is no location beyond the reach of the IRS.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
3371	You’re taking this ‘swimming in emails’ thing too literally.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3372	Since I am on vacation I just have to check in at our remote lunch staff meeting everyday	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
3373	Work is going swimmingly, Bob. Thanks for asking.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
3374	We have a work-from-pool option three days a week.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3375	I am conducting a user experience research for a pool management company. Can I ask you a few questions?	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3376	Intersection of working from home and global warming.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3377	Between you and me, I would have preferred a corner office.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3378	yeah, well, this isn't a toilet, either	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3379	I'm actually more productive - no trips to the bathroom are needed anymore.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3380	Things are going swimmingly at work too. Alex Folk, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3381	Grandma’s holding firm on a hundred yards of butterfly and a funny backflip video.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3382	Well, it beats the 4 train.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3383	I told them it's a prototype interactive virtual background. If the keyboard is dry, I'm "officially" at work.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3384	Working From Pool (WFP) is our new corporate initiative designed to improve productivity by reducing bathroom breaks.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3385	Yes sir I know, but the swimming tutorial did not specify the suit.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3386	I'm writing a novel on the Titanic and I'm trying to immerse myself in one of the characters.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
3387	How would you rate your enjoyment of vacation relative to work on a scale of 1- 10, with 10 being the most positive?	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3388	The office doesn't suit me.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3389	It keeps me from overheating.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3390	When you work from home you can work in your swimsuit and no one can tell	1.1149	0.04455	87	80	4	3
3391	I'll strip down when this zoom is over.	1.1149	0.04455	87	80	4	3
3392	It’s all about work-life balance Barry	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
3393	Working remote is a vacation every day.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
3394	We're so serious about flexible working that I'm doing an eggbeater kick right now.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
3395	Based on your lasest financials, you're barely treading water.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3396	It's the latest in typing pools.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
3397	My favorite is probably the keystroke.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
3398	Data shows your business is underwater.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3399	I’m hoping to make a big splash at the office with this new work from home proposal!	1.1146	0.04410	96	89	3	4
3400	I'd recommend the Dive Bar special	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
3401	The secretarial pool was busy	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
3402	I’m upgrading from a sit to stand work station	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
3403	The best part about working for a fintech start-up is the flexibility and hybrid work possibilities. It changes your whole mindset, man. Trust me.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
3404	Back home I'm an accountant. Why do you ask?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3405	I'm drowning in work this week.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3406	Stay in your lane" is no longer simply guidance	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
3407	The kids want to play and I can't miss my Zoom meeting!	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
3408	My favorite part of being an accountant? Probably the ability to work from anywhere.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
3409	What sets you apart from our highly qualified pool of candidates?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3410	They're forcing me to use my vacation time."	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
3411	Once again, sir, are you claiming she repeatedly slapped you or lapped you?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3412	Drowning in my inbox.	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
3413	I asked for a swim desk	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3414	As far as I know, I’m the only merperson on my team	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3415	Sorry, cant help you out right now, I'm waist deep here.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
3416	The job listing asked for someone who could swim upstream	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
3417	Soon we’ll both be underwater.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3418	If I was really a player, I would have a built-in table in my own private pool, with a bench seat for my admin, an umbrella, a floating drinks holder and pool toys for my dog.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3419	Hi, I’m your virtual insurance agent. Wanna update YOUR policy?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3420	If we don't get out soon, our assets will shrivel up.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
3421	Actually, I was looking for a car pool...	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3422	I am preparing for an interview. As Minister for Sports & Equalities.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3423	My AI app just wrote 500 words about you peeing on the pool.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3424	The boss said my work was too grounded.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
3425	I am the artist's idea of a cis-male, subspecies nerd.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3426	In my line of work it's always sink or swim.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3427	Don't mind me. Just diving into spreadsheets.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3428	I'm a perfect match for this new digital nomad lifestyle.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3429	My first--I'll do better packing for my next vacation.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3430	My boss asked me to run an office pool, so I'm here doing research.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3431	TAKING A NOT SO DEEP DIVE INTO MY WORK	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3432	When they hired me as part of the office pool, I didn't know there was a dress code!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3433	I’m researching work/play balance.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3434	I'm still figuring out the work-life balance thing.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3435	It’s our new office policy. No bathroom breaks.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3436	Could I interest you in flood insurance?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3437	Why do I always forget to dress down for casual Friday.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3438	So you rank your overall experience a seven, the chlorine level an eight. Now, would you recommend this pool to your friends?	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3439	How deep would you say you are?	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
3440	I'm not paying you to enjoy yourself. Get to work."	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3441	Since the merger, we’ve been rebranded as Home, Auto and Life Guards.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3442	New data pool	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3443	Y'all better start working instead of having fun in my pool of sorrow!	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3444	You're telling me that the lap in laptop means something else?	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3445	Yea, so my doctor said I needed to take a break from the office.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3446	My broker said to literally liquefy my assets	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3447	I save so much time working while on my bathroom breaks	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
3448	Sorry, but the best WiFi is right here.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3449	Steve, my boss assured me—I don’t need to jump in at the deep end!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
3450	My boss will just think it is a new Zoom background.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
3451	Sir, the point is not to enjoy remote work but to give one's coworkers the impression that one is enjoying remote work.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3452	I started in the steno pool	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3453	This is a working vacation.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3454	El Nino's arrived and the heat is killing me, so multitasking is my only solution.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3455	The boss wants to bet ten dollars on tonight’s game. How do I explain this to him?	1.1136	0.04406	88	81	4	3
3456	Just one more sentence Hugo, I'm almost done	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3457	When I was asked to join the office pool, I hadn't realized...	1.1136	0.04406	88	81	4	3
3458	You have your definition of a working vacation; I have mine.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
3459	I'm staycationing this year	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3460	I cover water polo.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
3461	You’re card was denied . We’ll need a new number before you finish this lap	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
3462	Just a minute, I’m finishing up my 2:30 call.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3463	Once everyone else got a standing desk, I needed to up the ante.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3464	'Work from water'	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3465	I still get hot flashes	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
3466	Hard working or hardly working?	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3467	Going hybrid was the best career decision I've ever made.	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
3468	Could you reach into my pocket for my memory stick?	1.1134	0.04113	97	89	5	3
3469	Your car warranty is about to expire. I can extend it for you right now.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3470	May I have your assessment of the ongoing investigation?	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3471	...and i'm saving a ton of time on bathroom breaks	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
3472	Could we meet in a quieter place?	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
3473	Sometimes I just feel like I’m up to my waist I work.	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
3474	Beats working from home.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
3475	And so ‘when I want, where I want’ turned into ‘everywhere, all the time’	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
3476	I'm not a workaholic. I just don't want to take my shirt off.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
3477	So your day-off request was denied. Shall we get started on the TPS reports?	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
3478	I'm cooling my heels, but you want me to make ripples instead?	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3479	And how many laps were you able to swim while you told your employer that you were working from home?	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3480	Our dress code is the same whether working in the office or online.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3481	My boss asked me to focus on the equity pool today and I’ve always been a bit of a method actor.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
3482	Productivity sky rockets when I don't need to walk to the restroom as much	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3483	Our new hybrid work policy is making a splash.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3484	I promised Maude some quality time with the kids.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3485	My investment portfolio is under water, so I decided to join it.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
3486	...I just HAD to ask for a workspace with a water view...	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
3487	Can we circle back? These emails have me underwater…	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
3488	I prefer not to make waves.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3489	My boss says I need more work/life balance.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3490	So, are you ready to take the plunge?	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3491	I'm multitasking. Working from home and enjoying the pool.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3492	I just LOVE being able to combine work with recreation	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3493	What is this “rest and relaxation” of which you speak?	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3494	We at Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe provide our clients opportunities to accrue billable hours anywhere and at any time.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3495	We can offer you a reduced premium with an exclusion for death by drowning.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3496	Loss of bathing suit? They claim your not covered.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3497	Remote job with Speedo International, why?	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3498	Your investments are underwater.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3499	Are you in for the lottery?	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3500	My AI app is telling me that I should order some swim trunks on Amazon asap	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3501	Yes, I'm working remotely, too. I'm just with HR.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3502	I’m not drowning, physically.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3503	'I'm on a zoom call'	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3504	Would you say things are going rather well, very well or swimmingly?	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3505	keep your head above water	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3506	No, I don't think I'm being funny.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3507	No, this is not what I meant by, Going under.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3508	Sorry but we need to end this interview. I only have one bar left	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3509	I just don't want it to get wet	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3510	What's the stock's float right now?	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3511	Please don’t come any closer, you’ll ruin my expensive home office video call background.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3512	FOUL Play..Sir your insensate need not to miss a message has interfered with my insensate need to swim laps..	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3513	It's my cardio.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3514	It's an ergonomic pool.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3515	My boss suggested I spend some time by the water.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3516	What is your water resistant password?	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
3517	My boss told me to dive in the data	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3518	It’s tax season. I don’t have time for a pee break	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3519	I’m trying to avoid the office sharks.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
3520	Hey, I’m working here! #america	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
3521	This culminates our audit of your liquid assets.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3522	Let me tell you about the tax advantages of the time share.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3523	I put “expert in merger liquidation” on my résumé.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3524	I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3525	It's a BLEISURE suit.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3526	I'm pretending this is my virtual background.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3527	This way, it's more of a laps-top	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3528	I'm testing our new stay dry adult diaper line.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3529	My boss told me to stay in my lane.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3530	Still less distracting than my home office." Andy Mathieson, Burke, V	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3531	I'm the only thing keeping your investments above water.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3532	You take your laps your way and I'll do mine my way	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3533	I really enjoying being a nerd.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3534	I couldn’t get my Zoom background to work.	1.1124	0.04358	89	82	4	3
3535	No one will be able to tell I'm wearing my swim trunks.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3536	I don’t normally do pool calls.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3537	If I put in two more overtime hours, I get an extra vacation day.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3538	At least I put on pants today	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3539	I’m the new sports caster. Over ing the pre Olympic qualifiers. Any comments ?. Hiw dya get interested in swimming?? Is that your wife ??	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3540	Shorting the NASDAQ hasn't been helping your 401K.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3541	I’t’s my virtual office family vacation.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3542	Trust me, I asked for today off.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3543	The thing is, I’m an American.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3544	When your work-life balance takes an unexpected dive.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3545	I really need to immerse myself in my work right now	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3546	Still getting my feet wet with my new role	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
3547	Taking remote work to a deeper level	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
3548	Are you sure about that life insurance?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
3549	The standards just keep getting lower for this applicant pool.” -Joyce Miller New York, NY joycemillion@gmail.co	1.1122	0.04072	98	90	5	3
3550	Sorry to interrupt. Do you happen to know the wifi pass?	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
3551	My dongle is frozen.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3552	this is my hobby, I work as a life guard.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3553	Help, I am drowning in work!	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3554	I prefer that over knee-deep in shit.	1.1111	0.04033	99	91	5	3
3555	The Executive Bathroom is closed for repairs.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3556	As your Human Resources advocate, I promise to take an in-depth approach.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3557	Open source, but I have to cover my ass.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3558	Are you here for the life savings course?	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
3559	I can get you permission to work remotely too.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3560	My first day on the job--they told me to get my feet wet and I really want to impress them.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3561	...and the chlorine ends up leaving my suit pants a nice taupe.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3562	It's called hydro hybrid.	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
3563	My doctor says the buoyancy will help relieve the lower back pain I get from long hours at my standing desk.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3564	I have to show that I'm actually working while on my remote workday.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3565	If you must know, I’m googling ‘how do you swim?’	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
3566	A working vacation is not all fun and games.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3567	I just lost four million dollars. And then I peed."	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3568	In here I don’t have to stop working to pee.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3569	I'm taking a half day	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3570	I misunderstood what my boss meant when he said we should pool our resources.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3571	Is this your vacation time also?	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3572	My doctor told me that I needed to get some exercise.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3573	Unlike you, I’m not wet behind the ears.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3574	Brings new meaning to "Office Pool"	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3575	I’m trying to learn how to swim.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3576	Overworked, underpayed.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3577	Just started at my firm and getting my feet wet.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3578	You may claim to be a woman, but let's see what CHAT GPT says	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3579	Sheesh, I’m just water-logging on	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3580	Unfortunately this is the only way for you to stay afloat financially.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3581	My boss said he was throwing me in the deep end, but I wasn’t quite ready.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3582	It's a new position, just getting my feet wet	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3583	If I wear a tie, it qualifies as working remotely.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3584	I'm tired of working from home	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3585	Mr. Worley, you logged only 10 laps today, and as your Advisor I'm telling you that's simply horrible.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3586	I charge by the splash.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3587	My review says, “This pool is much too wet for my taste.”	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3588	Forget the standing desk - floating's easier on the knees.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3589	My cardiologist said: ״ ‏ go to the swimming pool.”	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3590	I finally found the ideal work-play balance.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3591	I always wait until the last minute to shop for a bathing suit on Amazon.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3592	Extreme adult swim.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3593	My doctor recommended I spend more time in the pool.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3594	I only have to go back to the office if I am on land.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3595	I've run the numbers several times and you are always underwater.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3596	I’m working from anywhere.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3597	They told me getting in the office pool was a good start for team building.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3598	Please hold the Marco Polo until after I finish this upload.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3599	It’s my first time working remotely. I just getting my wet.	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
3600	For tax purposes I'm classed as an amphibian.	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
3601	I have a virtual meeting.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3602	Can you keep it down? I’m in a Zoom meeting.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3603	...and when exactly did these symptoms start?	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3604	Just wading in to the office poolitics.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3605	Don't worry, we're liquidating everything.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3606	Oh, I'm writing a piece on how to get relief from itchy wool pants.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
3607	When I was hired, I didn't know it was for the the secretary pool.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3608	My productivity is sky high since I no longer need to bathe or use the toilet.	1.1111	0.05116	63	58	3	2
3609	This is how extroverts work remotely.	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
3610	As Long as were above water I’m ok.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3611	I can’t relax just yet, our sales have taken a plunge.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3612	It's waterproof, just like my iPhone.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3613	I don’t want to get in over my head.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3614	You don't seem very committed to this job...	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3615	Can I send a code to your cell phone?	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3616	No time to change before diving into my emails	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3617	I'm testing a new surge protector.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3618	Promised Mr. Trump I'd do a deep dive in jury pool research	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3619	That’s 20$ per person for the water bill.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3620	I take very seriously my work-life balance	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
3621	I’m sorry your policy does not include accidental drowning	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3622	have you never heard of summer fridays	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
3623	Writing exercises to get your creative juices flowing, step 10.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
3624	Can you repeat that Mr. Trump?	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
3625	Sink, swim or social media	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3626	You said all lower-caps, all one word?	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
3627	Working remotely has its perks.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3628	This is your office? We can write that off	1.1111	0.04648	81	75	3	3
3629	I’d say that one of my biggest strengths is multitasking”	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
3630	That is correct, Mr. Parker- we are pleased to confirm your reservation on the diving board at 11:15 tomorrow morning. Have a good day.	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
3631	Beverly’s toenails had finally pushed Bob to place the incident report.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
3632	It’s only water resistant	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
3633	'The toilets are out of order'.	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
3634	This is what happens when we pool our resources together	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
3635	Business and Pleasure.com	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3636	The benefits aren’t that great but they do pay for dry cleaning.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
3637	Gary? Our meeting is about to start in 2 mins! Hurry up!	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
3638	My new boss told me I am getting along swimmingly.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3639	No, that's not what underwater means.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3640	I'm up to me belly button in work, I sure could use a belt!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3641	Watch your distance! I’m AquaNerd!	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3642	It was too hot in the office so I came here to cool down.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3643	The market just took a dive. How liquid are you?	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
3644	The memo said we can work from the pool as long as we stick with business attire.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3645	Well, after the organizational restructuring, I'll be in over my head.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3646	Where better to work with underwater assets?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3647	anti procrastination	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
3648	Oh it’s ok, I set my status to WFPool	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
3649	I told them I was working from home	1.1099	0.04543	91	85	2	4
3650	My mother always said I was destined to make a splash in the business world	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3651	Another perfect score from Room Rater.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3652	It's ready for betta testing.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3653	I have just been drowning in work!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3654	I feel like I'm just treading water at work.	1.1098	0.04593	82	76	3	3
3655	It saves me time from taking pee breaks.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3656	This wasn’t the kind of liquidity I wanted to talk to you about.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3657	Do you want to add lifeguards coverage to your insurance policy?	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3658	I’m not worried about a bathroom break, I’m wearing adult diapers.”	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3659	I am trying to make a splash at my new job.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3660	I didn't know we were keeping score.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3661	I'm making so much progress with my backstroke!	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3662	A new balance	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3663	I think we need to pool our efforts.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3664	The office pool doesn't exist anymore.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3665	I'm here till Labor Day - a gal in the IT pool is out on bedrest for a high risk birth.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3666	I prefer swimming with sharks.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3667	Our numbers are under water.” Or “The politician I work for went off the deep end.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3668	We’re all trying to keep our heads above water here.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3669	Sorry. Big Zoom meeting at my side hustle today. Check with another lifeguard.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3670	I thought it was office day!	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
3671	It's just more efficient when I had too many liquids.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
3672	I feel like I'm gonna drown in my work	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
3673	As a matter of fact this is my first press pool assignment.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
3674	You shouldn't feel like you're "swimming in debt" after we file your bankruptcy	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3675	ChatGPT says swimming burns more calories than standing around and talking about AI.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3676	I find my clients prioritize liquidity.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3677	Before you get out could I ask you a few questions about your experience here today?	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3678	At least this way, I don't have to stop working to go to the bathroom.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3679	Your life insurance application says you're a competitive swimmer, but...	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3680	This cuts dramatically on the bathroom breaks	1.1096	0.04997	73	68	2	3
3681	I forgot to hit mute and said I was dropping the kids off at the pool, so …	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
3682	I am working remotely for a Pool Supply Company	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
3683	Sir, your portfolio is still under water.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
3684	When they told me this company had a sink or swim culture, I was picturing something else.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3685	I use the lap pool hours here when our office pool prohibits laptops.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3686	Practicing my strokes.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
3687	Dale, the deep end is behind you. And plug in the charger this time. Ever since Bob jumped in with the microwave and Denise’s lunch, corporate issued a 500-word limit on all farewell memos and a strict one-device policy.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3688	My soggy underwear keeps distracting me from sending this email.	1.1096	0.04997	73	68	2	3
3689	My secret to success? A muted microphone and a fake zoom background.....	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3690	Bob! “it’s time to go back to the office”	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3691	Junior associates are advised to avoid getting in over our head.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3692	I was hoping the surfing conditions would improve!	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3693	Old Man, you are looking into the future of effective work-life balance.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
3694	This is my first case, I’m trying to keep it watertight	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
3695	I only have to get in three days a week.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
3696	If I don't put in the overtime I can't keep my head above water.	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
3697	I joined the office pool.	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
3698	You know, Carl, working from home really changed my life	1.1094	0.05038	64	59	3	2
3699	Inspiration dried up so giving this a shot.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
3700	You can't eat, but you can meet.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3701	I’m getting the sensation of relaxation.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3702	I suppose this is better than a carpool.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3703	It's a new event called the Key Stroke.....	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
3704	I see you're still managing to keep your head above water.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3705	What's your password? It has to be at least 8 characters including a lowercase letter, an uppercase letter, a number, and a special character, all tatooed on your left shoulder!	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3706	AI Mermaid program	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
3707	My Zoom meeting it’s about to start, could you kindly ask everyone not swim behind me?	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3708	Nobody mentioned swimming trunks were required in the meeting invite	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
3709	Unlike a traditional lifeguard, I'm not just a piece of meat.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3710	Your rubber duckie will be arriving in a few minutes, sir.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3711	Are we talking about the same liquidity?	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
3712	According to Google it recommends I wear a swimsuit.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3713	They said all the new guys had to do it.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3714	It's my first day, I need to show some committment.	1.1084	0.04539	83	77	3	3
3715	Work easy, play easy.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3716	Do you happen to know the password?	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3717	Can I interest you in a new financial product especially designed for swimmers?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3718	There's a 20 minute wait to be seated, would you like to wait on a towel	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3719	Does anyone know the Wifi password?	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3720	Yes, you’re covered. Next time you hum that jingle, please make sure you really mean it.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3721	Boss said I was taking too many bathroom breaks.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3722	We’re pooling ideas	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
3723	Work-from-home is a cool and all, but work-from-vacation is a whole 'nother level of productivity.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3724	I’m showing my boss that I take remote work seriously.”.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3725	Sure, it would be easier if someone invented a wearable fitness tracker, but for now, please just tell me your heart rate.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3726	I hope I’m not in the way. I’m trying to multitask.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3727	I'm just putting on my out of office message.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3728	I tried the treadmill desks, but they were unfulfilling.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
3729	What's y our password?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3730	We are at your beckoning sir, wherever...	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3731	The office restroom is out of order and I'm on deadline.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
3732	Still getting used to this ‘hybrid work’ situation.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3733	Sorry, I’m just waiting for lane 4 to open up for a faster connection.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3734	Date of birth and last four digits of your Social Security number please.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3735	I'm training for the Accountants' Olympics	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3736	So as you can see you are insolvent. On another note would you happen to have an extra towel?	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3737	I needed a break from hotdesking	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3738	At least I’m not neck deep in emails	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3739	You should see what I wear at the office.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3740	I just remember the hypnotist saying ‘you are getting very sleepy’	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3741	Should I blur the background?	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
3742	I’m keeping my head above water.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
3743	They said I have to make up for all the time at the office that I spent googling vacation resorts.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3744	I'm trying to improve my work/life balance.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3745	It’s called “The 4-Hour Workweek”	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3746	Honestly, vacations are so much more relaxing now that I’m actually doing work and not just thinking about it.	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
3747	Isn't it obvious? I'm getting my feet wet with this new platform.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3748	My boss told me to ‘go jump in a lake’, but this was much closer	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3749	This is cheaper than paying for AC	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3750	I’m sure HR told you about our policy of no running or diving…	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3751	Well, somebody has to crunch the numbers.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3752	Remote car pooling ‘till winter.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3753	Our bank is VERY accommodating,of course we	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
3754	Yes I'm divorced. Why do you ask?"	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3755	Do you want coverage for Swimmer’s Itch?... Lice?...Scabies?..	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3756	My boss said it's this or the typing pool.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3757	Shall I clear your schedule?	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
3758	…and then I said, ‘Yes, Todd, one CAN have it all.’ So here I am.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3759	Can we talk about your monthly performance later? I have this "really important" meeting I need to call in to.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3760	Excuse me, do you know if the deep end has Wi-Fi?	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3761	It’s actually supposed to be waterproof; and it gets me out by the pool!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3762	I’m on a work trip	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
3763	Business. But the hotel wi-fi just seems to work better out here.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3764	oh, I’m a techy, finally taking swim lessons.	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
3765	You think that's bad? The average corporate office is 20% urine.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3766	Casual Fridays”	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3767	I’m nearly done rebooting the lifeguard	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3768	flexible working has really transformed my life.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
3769	I felt Wanderlust	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3770	I’m WFH today.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
3771	My therapist told me I needed to get out of the office more	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
3772	To hold on to my job, I'm proving to my boss that AI's ChatGPT cannot do this.	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
3773	I just need to ensure that you don't get in over your head.	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
3774	So did you realize that your car's warranty is running out in fourteen days?	1.1077	0.04963	65	60	3	2
3775	. There’s no guy with endurance like the guy who sells insurance	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
3776	You can dive into these pee-ridden waters, but I myself will be diving into my career.	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
3777	...and would you say that productivity has increased or decreased since the renovation?	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3778	Okay,so we offer four investment options for millennials. Tiny,Regular,Large,and Big Gulp.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3779	I requested a staycation. The boss gave me a workation.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3780	Silly man, I’m on-line, not in your lane; and it suits me just fine.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3781	The Cardiologist said more pool time and less work. I am splitting the difference.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3782	ZOOM GAMES: "He says, 'Marco!'"	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
3783	Yeah I’m three days in the office, two days in the pool	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
3784	Back in my day, the Secretarial Pool was quite different.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3785	Being able to work from anywhere is great. You get used to the dress code.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3786	We don’t have casual days on our working vacations	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3787	Hello, I'm from Publisher's Clearing House. Do you have a minute?	1.1071	0.04487	84	78	3	3
3788	While I don't mind sharing a lane, could you please try to keep the splashing to a minimum.	1.1071	0.04487	84	78	3	3
3789	You’ll have to lose the diving board.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3790	Am I vacationing correctly? It has been a few decades.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3791	... and the other part of me is a workaholic.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3792	I've always wanted to start a typing pool.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3793	We're pooling our resources.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3794	I guess you did warn me that your business was underwater	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3795	I'm taking a bathroom break.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3796	They say I can go on vacation as long as I stay connected.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3797	My work schedule is in direct conflict with Adult Swim.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3798	I get a lot more work done when I don't leave the laptop for bathroom breaks.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3799	More efficient in that I don't need to walk to the bathroom.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3800	I’ll enjoy vacation as soon as I catch up on this email.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3801	I just have to wiggle my mouse so I don’t lose my Summer Fridays	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3802	Amphibians: the original hybrids.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3803	My therapist told me I need better work-life balance	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3804	I’m just on my bathroom break, I’ll be out in a sec !	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3805	Best vacation, really	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3806	I should have read the fine print on the Michael Phelps Management School.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
3807	I’m pooling the resources on this one!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
3808	It actually keeps me more productive not having to make trips to the restroom.	1.1071	0.04487	84	78	3	3
3809	I was told to look for a pool of candidates.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3810	I drive a hybrid too	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
3811	They say work-life balance is important, so...	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
3812	My company have moved from “hotdesking” to “wetdesking.”	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3813	Excuse me, sir, you're in the laptop lane.	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
3814	This was not the party in the back that I had in mind.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3815	Work from anywhere is a life saver for me!	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3816	Judging by your form, you cannot write off the swimming lessons.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3817	My dream cubicle.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3818	It helps with the carpal tunnel	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3819	They asked me what I thought about watergate!	1.1067	0.04867	75	70	2	3
3820	Everyone on the call thinks it’s just another wacky background.	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
3821	So sorry, let me put in my headphones.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3822	Sir, when I started researching the effects of climate change a few minutes ago, this place was dry !	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3823	How else am I going to stand out in the hiring pool?	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
3824	I am still getting used to Flex-Time !	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3825	The boss told me to take my documents to the typing pool.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3826	Sorry, I was so focused on my swimming I didn’t see you.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3827	It’s the latest thing in men’s fashion. A working vacation swimsuit.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3828	Well, it sounds like you have a very narrow definition of the freestyle!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3829	Hey buddy, you can't be in this lane. It for laps not laptops!	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
3830	What did you think HR meant by a large pool of applicants?	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3831	And how many miles per day do you drive...er, swim?	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
3832	They just think it’s a virtual background.	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
3833	I have you scheduled for the 10:00 water aerobics.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3834	I tried swimming with the sharks, but that didn't work out well...	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3835	You are under water bud,	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3836	We usually opt for a “speedy” trial. But it’s your call.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3837	I don't hike in your office so please don't swim in mine	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3838	Might you know a place that could make copies of my resume?	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3839	I thought working from Home would be Much easier....	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3840	Did I say fifteen laptops of the pool? I meant laps.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3841	The office told me my reports are too dry.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3842	Nothing like jumping in with both feet!	1.1067	0.04867	75	70	2	3
3843	They said they could use me in the Typing Pool - I said okay - I should have asked more questions.	1.1067	0.04867	75	70	2	3
3844	Where do you get those waterproof pants ?	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3845	I’m a freak in the spreadsheets	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3846	I’m drowning here	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
3847	When the #plsfix hits @crazymgmtconsultants	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3848	Pajama pants in winter, swim trunks in summer. I love working from home.	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
3849	I'm technically on vacation but i still have bills to pay	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3850	I won’t lie the talent pool lacks diversity.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3851	So glad you could make it to the managers retreat.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3852	Sorry, I overdressed. Should’ve worn a polo.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
3853	Let me just get my suit on	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
3854	They told me to stay in my lane, so here I am.	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
3855	My lunch break isn't long enough to wait 30 minutes.	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
3856	Hey, what’s Marco’s last name again?	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
3857	Smartworking	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
3858	Sorry Hank. I'm afraid this project is a little out of your lane.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
3859	Breast stroke, key stroke, any stroke you like	1.1061	0.04890	66	61	3	2
3860	I'm with Legal. I told management to either hire a lifeguard or prepare for lawsuits. So this is my new office.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
3861	I feel like I’m just treading water in this job.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
3862	Hey - if Martha Stewart and Elon Musk think remote work is for the lazy, I'd like to see them try a Zoom meeting with our CEO during Family Swim hours!	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
3863	Isn't this the typing pool?	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3864	Fighting the mandatory return to the office with ever fiber of my soul.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3865	My job at the National Pool Corporation requires me to be here two days a week.”	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3866	Do you happen to have an extra power cord with you?	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3867	And is your clothes dryer electric or gas?	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3868	Thank goodness for zoom backgrounds and noise cancellation!	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3869	So looks like I may have overdressed for my first week of remote work.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3870	I was told this was the steno pool.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3871	That's the advantage of working remotely -- you can work from anywhere.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3872	I never miss Pool Day, but left my Speedo on the dresser. In hindsight, waders would have made more sense.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3873	Remember how being able to work from anywhere was touted as an upside of remote work? Turns out there are downsides as well.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3874	Don’t be ridiculous. Of course I’m not wearing shoes and socks!	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3875	I'm a Mer-CPA.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3876	Look, buddy. I don’t judge what YOU like to do in the pool.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3877	To access the deep end, you'll need to tell me the six-digit code I just sent to your mobile device.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3878	This seemed less messy than the deep dive my boss wants	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3879	With or without Mayo?	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3880	This is a laptop lane.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3881	It's more productive than working from home.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3882	Do you mind? I'am relaxing over here.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3883	At least I don't have to wear a suit.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3884	I take it you're not a fan of remote working.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3885	Quite! the zoom is on.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3886	According to my calculations I’m taking it 30% more easy than if I were dry	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3887	Well, last week I made a big splash.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3888	‘The air conditioning in the office broke and Starbucks was full’	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3889	One second, Larry, I’m drowning in emails.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
3890	Bard, tell me again, how exactly is this a swim suit?	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
3891	Is that with one or two T’s?	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3892	Swimming at your age is not covered under your policy.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
3893	This lane is Adult Swim. Grow up. Get a job.	1.1059	0.04436	85	79	3	3
3894	You know fine well I said car pool Rodriguez.	1.1059	0.04436	85	79	3	3
3895	My family doesn't like it, but technically I'm meeting the definition of "on vacation".	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
3896	We have an unlimited vacation policy	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3897	Can you believe she says I never take any time off?	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
3898	Corporate has a strict Zoom Meeting dress code. . .	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3899	I felt like I was drowning at the office.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3900	Never the less you cannot claim this as your offie!	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
3901	I promised my wife I'd meet her half way	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
3902	I relax while working.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3903	A conventional office is excruciating for us men-fish.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3904	i just peed lmao	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3905	This doesn’t count as working from home.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
3906	I'm not really comfortable swimming with sharks	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3907	It’s waterproof!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3908	This summer, I decided to ditch the carpool for the swimming pool.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3909	They will only accept a "wet" signature.	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
3910	To keep you from getting in over your head	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
3911	I'm afraid I couldn't afford the Virtual Reality headset.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3912	I’ve raised multi-tasking to a whole new level.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3913	Marge said I needed to improve on my work/life balance.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3914	I left my swim trunks at the office.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3915	How about we budget for aircon in the office instead?	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3916	I average 20,000 keystrokes a day.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3917	My therapist told me I need to work on my work/life balance.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3918	I prefer phishing !	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
3919	Suit up for success, but don't forget the naked truth	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3920	As your personal trainer, you have 10 laps to go.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3921	HR is telling me you need to stay in your lane.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3922	I actually medaled in keystroke in college.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3923	Exercise - good idea! Think I’ll join you.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
3924	I know you said 'Polo' but this is the closest thing I could find.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3925	I come with good news. Your business is no longer under water	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3926	Don't worry, my computer is not running.	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
3927	My boss actually prefers that I work remotely.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
3928	It’s wash and wear	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3929	It helps me focus	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3930	If you sign up today, I’ll throw in Long Term Care for half the price.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3931	I should’ve brought my sun screen.	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
3932	Steve, I think you may be spending too much on vacations.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3933	The Nanny is on holiday	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
3934	This isn’t what I had in mind when I heard unlimited vacation days	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3935	I Just have to respond to one last email.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3936	Need to catch up. Was starting to get under water a bit.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3937	My boss wants a deep dive of this data.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
3938	I used all my PTO for sick days.” The not so funny reality many people live in	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
3939	No, I'm afraid I haven't seen Mr. Polo.	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
3940	At least we're not taking a bath on the company's stocks this time.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3941	They told me that my assets need to be more liquid…	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3942	But I prefer it to working at home…	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3943	Yes, I've lost my mind, but not my laptop.	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
3944	They’re super flexible with their remote work policy, but do still insist on their office dress code…	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3945	Hey, stay in your lane, fella!	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3946	Yup I know the rule. No swimming 30 minutes after blogging	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3947	Go flutter kick somewhere else	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
3948	Oh so it’s work-life balance not worklife balance?!	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
3949	One more quarter like this and our numbers will be completely under water.	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
3950	For the purposes of your claim, on what date did your toilet start overflowing?	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3951	We can snorkel if you prefer.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3952	Sorry, but I think I reserved this lane from We Work.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3953	I'm just checking the live shower feed.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3954	Oh, just checking YouTube to see what I do next.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3955	I have an interview in 10 minutes.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3956	It's a Zoom call.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3957	All work and no play makes Jack a rich boy."	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
3958	Americans on vacation having the time of their life.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3959	What do you want your payments to be?	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3960	The consultant I hired recommended testing the waters first before fully diving in	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
3961	This blows working from home way out of the water.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3962	If Todd can work from his back yard…	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3963	My other computer is a desktop	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
3964	I accidentally hit backstroke instead of backspace.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
3965	Would you like the optional swimmer's earache coverage?	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
3966	Did I tell you I started microdosing?	1.1045	0.04819	67	62	3	2
3967	The only badge I earned was for the keystroke.	1.1045	0.04819	67	62	3	2
3968	HR warned me to use my vacay days or lose them."	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
3969	I’m really underwater.	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
3970	I prefer to work on my key strokes.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
3971	Work life balance is so important to me	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
3972	I'd like to speak with you about your liquidity.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
3973	In hindsight, it might have been a mistake to tell the kids that working from home meant I could take them anywhere, as long as I had my suit and laptop.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
3974	We're offering a special discount in swimwear for the month of July.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
3975	My AI says this is better than any sunscreen.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
3976	I am a personal lapograpder.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3977	It's my lawsuit	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3978	I was assigned a deep dive in the company financials, but am waiting for the rest of the team to get on board.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3979	Well, yes, I am trying to keep my clients liquid, but this isn't quite what I meant.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3980	I see now that these are not the strokes you wanted me to practice.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3981	I'll admit it's a challenge keeping my head above water.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3982	Ever feel like you’re drowning with work?	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3983	The joke's on them. They think I'm Zooming from home.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3984	In order to keep using the pool, you'll need to upgrade to the $29.99/month subscription"	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3985	What do I do for work? I'm in swimming pools	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3986	It's better for the data if you pretend I'm not here.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3987	I promise it's not as shallow as it looks.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3988	Riparian Law. What about you?	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3989	This is not what I had in mind when I said we should discuss your investments that are under water,	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
3990	Yes, I'm on vacation too!	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3991	I’ve been drowning in email so I figured I should take lessons.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3992	This one requires a wet signature.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
3993	Lifeguarding's a side gig for me.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3994	My boss asked me to start an office pool.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3995	Both your swim time and your 401(k) are down.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3996	Yesterday, I was knee deep!	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
3997	If I could just have a minute of your time . . .	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3998	Standing desks are so last year.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
3999	Aloha,welcome to Hawaii Wi-Fi-O.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4000	Son, it would help if you and your wife got jobs. This office pool isn't free.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4001	You should've seen me yesterday, I was really underwater.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4002	Did you just ask what's wrong with me?	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4003	Just two more laps, sir, and then I'll log you into your Zoom meeting. I've already blurred your background.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4004	Hi, I will be enforcing swim lanes in this project	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4005	We are experiencing technical difficulties and apologise for the disruption to your regular service.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4006	Hey, Pop, will you tell Ma to quit splashing. And while you're at it, get in your own lane.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4007	I got bored with the standard backgrounds."	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4008	You can't deduct it unless you share the lane with a dependent.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
4009	The Athletic Department said I couldn't work from home anymore.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
4010	Surveys showed our customers feeling that an emu in a car wash lacked the reassuring common sense they expect from their insurance agent.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
4011	I bought a new suit for this.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4012	They only gave us 24 hours for proofs.	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
4013	Oh, I about to start testing our new repellent for piranhas.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4014	It’s quirky and counterintuitive that I’m standing in a pool in traditional office clothing	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4015	This is why I prefer working remote.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4016	Apologies, work is going off the deep end.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4017	My company strictly enforces their ‘work from anywhere’ policy.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4018	I’m practicing for when I can work from a laptop on the beach	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4019	Plus I don't a have to leave my computer when I need to go to the bathroom.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4020	The sea level sure has risen fast. This used to be my third floor office.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4021	i guess i thought something different when you said to meet at the office pool.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4022	I'll be your lawyer, but remember I'm billing you for new pants.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4023	I'm deleting my liquid assets and switching to a waterlogged-in	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4024	WeSwim	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4025	My boss wants you to stop splashing.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4026	I’m blogging about taking remote work to the next level.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4027	I always work out of the steno pool.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4028	My boss told me to work “like your pants are on fire.”	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4029	Trust me…next time the IRS calls you won’t lose your shirt.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4030	I’m floating a new proposal.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4031	No interruptions.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4032	My kids tell me it's called FOMO.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4033	Only my nether parts can afford to be on vacation right now.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4034	No, I wasn’t told hybrid work was part of my lifeguard duties.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4035	I think you're right, we will get max pooling from the data.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4036	I like to get in the swim of things when I write.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4037	We like to take a deep dive into the data.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4038	Just trying to keep my finances afloat.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4039	And, when exactly did your fear of dry people start?	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4040	You know I’m not sure this is the best pool of candidates for the position	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4041	This wasn't what I was expecting when they said it was time to Prep for the Meet.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4042	Pretty ridiculous my boss is urging the company to end our company’s work from home policy.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4043	We can take a look at that swimmer's ear in a second but first let me get down your insurance information.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4044	you really can work from anywhere now	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4045	Ok, so last name "Polo"....is that one or two L's ?	1.1031	0.04009	97	90	4	3
4046	So the nuclear secrets have been floating in the lap lane for how long?	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
4047	And, finally, would you like your account statements sent via email or regular mail?	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4048	I know what you’re thinking and, yes, the slacks are wrinkle resistant.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4049	The pay is better than the ad says, but, yes, the hours are long.	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
4050	I'm in resort management.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4051	Without wireless? I’d be toast.	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
4052	I'm on a zoom meeting and everyone else had these fun backgrounds.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4053	First week on the job and they threw me right into the deep end.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4054	My office is too small for a treadmill workstation.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4055	Freestyle does not apply to deductions.” captio	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4056	I’m the lifeguard’s CPA, and he won’t let me work remotely.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4057	They never see what I’m doing from the waist down.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4058	Let me turn my camera off first. Ok, polo!	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4059	My backstroke is second only to my keystroke.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4060	This is the only place I can get the wifi to work.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4061	I'm not diving in with this company right now.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4062	I love hybrid work - half wet, half dry.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4063	"It's a business holiday!" They all think I'm working from home!"	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4064	I'm up to my hips in work.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4065	I think I’m feeling the wrong kind of hot spot…	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4066	I want my "out of office" reply to be taken literally	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4067	They're renovating the executive washroom	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4068	Electrocution is a myth	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4069	That's right. The IRS wants the swim trunks too.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4070	For the moment, you are no longer under water.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4071	When I was a kid my mom was in a typing pool, so here I am.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4072	They said I should 'dip my toes' into the business world, but I've always been an overachiever.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4073	I'm just trying to make a splash in my new role.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4074	I can now honestly say you have your head well above water and nowhere near going under.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4075	I'm just part of the typing pool.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4076	Despite appearances, you're not in the swim of things.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4077	The Wi-Fi is so much better in the deep end but I forgot my arm floaties today.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4078	When I said make your work more immersive, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4079	Financially, I'd say you are just treading water.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4080	Just being a hybrid doesn’t cut it anymore	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4081	Oh, I can work from anywhere as long as I am available and I can get my work done	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4082	It's a Zoom meeting. .they think I'm my office.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4083	Sadly “WFH” can’t solve the hardest part, when the water first touches your balls.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4084	No, the only strokes I do are to my two inch Johnson. Debbie left me.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4085	I am turning in my watered down report!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4086	I find my clients appreciate watered-down briefings.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4087	You can have this land in a minute.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4088	My doctor says that just a bit of exercise each day can really sink depression.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4089	I’m swimming through emails	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4090	Thank you for your message. I’m currently OOO and have limited ability to check my email…	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4091	Just trying out my new standing water desk	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4092	Wow Josh, love your version of freestyling!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4093	I want my coworkers to think I have friends.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4094	Excuse me, this is the 10am meeting lane	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4095	I'll bet Michael Phelps owns some annuities.''	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4096	I've been diving into spreadsheets lately.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4097	Sorry. The winner will be announced at 5pm.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
4098	I input your laps and the computer predicts how your stocks will do next week.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4099	My boss said if I want to get promoted I need to get my feet wet.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4100	Management said we have to pool our resources.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4101	Hey pal, the job pool, am I right?	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
4102	Thank goodness I learned to cut the cord.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4103	Is there a place to plug in?	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4104	Sorry,You're just not cut to be a lifeguard.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4105	No, just tired of the labor pool.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4106	The reason I prefer windows computers is because they remind me of roasted carrots.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
4107	I find this better to tell my clients they are going to be taking a bath.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4108	Remote work at the beach is above my pay grade, I'll settle for this.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4109	The wife said I should spend more time in the pool.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
4110	It is all about sacrifice and mindset where one can maximize the full potential of a paid vacation.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4111	I ordered us each one of those Américain Stupide drinks everyone’s talking about.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4112	Crap I forgot my password	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4113	As you can see, the coffee shop is a little crowded	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4114	You say laps, I say laptops. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4115	...and I never need to use the restroom	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
4116	But mainly it covers up my bladder problems …	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4117	Thanks for the feedback. Stay in your lane.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4118	Isn't it great to get away from it all?	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4119	I'm researching bygone jobs. It's pretty clear to me why 'steno pools' didn't last.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4120	You just shop in a boring background and a noise filter, and you can teach English literature from almost anywhere.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4121	I’m done with mixing business with pleasure.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4122	This is just me trying to keep my head above water, you don't want to see me when I'm drowning in emails.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4123	Just some last minute matters and paperwork before I go on vacation here	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4124	Do you mind? I don't show up in a swimsuit to your office.	1.1014	0.04683	69	64	3	2
4125	I'm sorry sir you can't learn the butterfly from google.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4126	Corporate Swimming	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4127	Yes, our HR policy says I can work from anywhere, but we have to be dressed for work when we’re on Teams or Zoom meetings.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4128	We get unlimited vacation from the waist down.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4129	I’m tired of saying ‘Polo,’ Bob. For just once I’d like to be team Marco.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4130	Well, I head the labor pool dried up.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4131	Well, if I do some work while I am here then I can deduct the club dues on my taxes. Which reminds me, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4132	I assume your job offers very lenient work from home rules.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4133	I used to be an ambulance chaser.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4134	I couldn’t find a restroom, so I’m pretending not to be peeing.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4135	I'm almost in over my head, financially and literally.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4136	If this isn't a perfect use of Adult Swim, I don't know what is."	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4137	So, if and when you peed approximately what time was that?	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4138	Should that be with a cap?	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4139	The grind never stops.	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4140	Thankfully, "Zoom" meetings help me hide that I'm a "Merman". The world is just not ready for us yet.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4141	I should wait about 30 minutes, I just downloaded something.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4142	no,i’m not working. it’s actually an elaborate game of “marco polo”	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4143	Water keyboarding is just as good an exercise as water aerobics!	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4144	Try it! It’s very refreshing!	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4145	I'm underwater at work.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4146	As long as I am not at the deep-end of the pool.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4147	Fewer bathroom breaks.	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4148	A I will create new strokes but there may be side effects.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4149	Your heart condition puts you at risk as a swimmer, so your premium is a bit higher.	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4150	Fitting in time at the pool is the best part of working from home.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4151	But this is appropriate exercise attire for surfing the web.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4152	My doctor told me that I was out of shape should spend more time at the pool	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4153	I'm practicing casual Friday.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4154	« My company requires that all employees have a good work-life balances. »	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4155	How long have you identified as a captive dolphin?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4156	i told you i was swimming in emails	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4157	Is it Wannabe or Want to be?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4158	What can I say, today is Marco Polo Day at the office	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4159	You have finish line, I have dead line.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4160	Yeah… we used to get summers off after the April 15th tax filing deadline.	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4161	technically, yes, it is tax deductible but to avoid penalty, you can never leave this pool.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4162	I'm maximizing my efficiency by cutting time lost to bathroom breaks.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4163	A treadmill desk just wasn't cutting it.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4164	I just a need a few more billables today bro, I swear.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4165	Dolce vita, American style! Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, MA	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4166	I don't have a car, so I'm just pooling.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4167	My boss suggested that I join the office pool. Why do you ask?	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4168	I had to get away from my office!	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4169	Sorry,but I don’t need a quote from anyone swimming in the nude.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
4170	Our company uses an Agile framework, so there’s really no rules anymore.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4171	I think I discovered what's behind the dip in productivity.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
4172	My job interview starts in two minutes.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4173	I’m going to have to start the audit soon, so I thought I’d get my feet wet.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4174	Can you check this? Excel keeps saying there is an error in my formula	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4175	I do some of my best thinking in the pool	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4176	They can always tell when you’re wearing shorts.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4177	If I use the background blur filter they'll have no idea I'm not at my desk.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4178	I just need to send this email...	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4179	I still don’t get the ‘workation’ concept	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4180	i am sure we can declare your cannonball as a deduction	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4181	I'm self conscious about my body	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4182	I’m chairman of the diving board.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4183	I'm here to audit your home office deduction.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4184	When did you first realize that this is not what they meant by life in the fast lane?	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4185	Is anyone available from the secretarial pool?	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4186	This way I can get my laps in between zoom meetings.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4187	Yes, I enjoy the flexibility of working from home.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4188	This is the closest I'll ever get to surfing.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4189	This is showing me that your portfolio is underwater.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4190	I'm sure I'll stand out in their pool of applicants!	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4191	Are all of your liquid assets publicly funded?"	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4192	I'm a swim instructor, so this is a vacation.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4193	As long as I blur the background,no one at the office knows.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4194	As your insurance agent I still recommend the floater.	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
4195	Once Janet circles back and Danny does a deep dive, we can touch base, but until then, I think we should table this discussion.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4196	Mum's the word but I am urinating now.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4197	It's pool-man now, thank you.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
4198	pastrami on rye, it is	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4199	Haven't you ever heard of multitasking? This is my new, cool standing desk.	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4200	Whew! Just cooling down after attending a Grateful Dead concert."	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4201	I just ate lunch and have another 10 minutes 'til it's safe to swim, so I'm checking my Facebook.	1.1000	0.04570	80	75	2	3
4202	All the chaos at the office is too distracting.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4203	Do you have the receipt from this so-called "health club"?	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4204	Yes, drowning is a legitimate and payable cause if death.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4205	I'm doing field research on "home working!"	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4206	The board has responded sir....they've said you're all wet.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4207	Ever feel like casual Friday never comes?	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4208	I just have to wiggle my mouse every 10 minutes or so.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4209	Deadlines are a bitch, aren't they?"	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4210	My boss swims with sharks, but I have a pool membership.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4211	At my desk, low impact, water aerobic, multitasking...and I'm peeing right now.	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4212	I thought I was going to be a part of the layoff.	1.1000	0.04570	80	75	2	3
4213	Please don’t tell HR about the breast stroke.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4214	I told you I can work anywhere!	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
4215	My boss said we can work from wherever we want.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4216	No you cannot deduct your pool membership!	1.1000	0.04618	70	65	3	2
4217	Exposing your legs to air is the new smoking	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4218	Didn't realize how much I missed the office pool"	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4219	Works great as long as I remember not to use the power cord.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4220	Have to take this zoom call between laps.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4221	Underwriting won't approve the deal if you're underwater.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
4222	So, do you want to tell me again about your disability claim?"	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4223	All the others in the office pool chose to work from home	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4224	DO YOU HAVE A CHARGER?	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4225	My stock options are underwater	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4226	I’m looking for artificial intelligence answers to the query “How did I get here and how can I get my feet dry?”	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4227	What makes you think I peed in the pool?	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4228	I am just drowning in emails right now.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4229	After the incident with Carl’s dog last week, I’m not taking any chances with those new “work attire” filters!	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4230	/ Honey, I swear this is my last email, then I’m all yours!	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4231	We’re doing 3 days in office and 2 days in bodies of water.	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
4232	Sorry I don’t speak French	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
4233	Trying to stay above water or I’ll be drowning in emails	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4234	My PTO didn’t get approved but my wife already paid the deposit so we compromised.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4235	Rising sea levels are not gonna stop me, John. I'm practicing to work from the flood	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4236	I'm sick of your 'helpful suggestions' Greg, why don't you just stay in your lane?	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4237	I promised my doctor that I would relax more.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4238	You do realize this is all virtual, I'm not even wet.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4239	Where do you see yourself in 5 years?	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4240	Well, you see, first I'll doggy paddle the net then I'll work my way up to surfing it.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4241	Our company apologizes. We can’t recover your lap count data in this swirling, churning soup of middle-aged fitness fanatics.	1.0990	0.03589	101	93	6	2
4242	it’s just a speedo meeting	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
4243	It's a swim suit for remote workers	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
4244	Believe me, I am in deep water.	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
4245	I didn’t see the fine print about the paid vacation.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
4246	This climate change thing is getting to be a bit much.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
4247	The doctor ordered me to go into the pool, but he didn't say I had to swim.	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
4248	the new pool has great wifi. Plus the cool water keeps me cool.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
4249	The evite didn't say we should wear swimming suits	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
4250	Down deep I am a rebel.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4251	I'm a salaried employee, so this IS a vacation day. On the plus side, I'm fully remote.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4252	I am practicing for the sea level rise to my 4th floor office	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4253	I could only arrange for half of me to go on vacation.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4254	I find that working in a relaxing atmosphere to be quite refreshing.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4255	It's heating up for me, too.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4256	I’m downloading the shark attack app	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4257	All right, Mr. Simpson, if you could demonstrate a cannonball so I can determine your suitability as our new corporate director of recreation.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4258	I've just been so swamped with work lately.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4259	My vacation time was cut in half, so I'm giving the full two weeks to my bottom half.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4260	It's rough for our offshore accountants	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4261	I felt like an outsider, but now I'm really in the swim of things."	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4262	Sir, this isn't an office." "But I got an email from my boss!	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4263	In the old days, we had a secretarial pool.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4264	Management’s experimenting with a new kind of insurance pool.	1.0988	0.04515	81	76	2	3
4265	Can you hold off on the splashing, I have a zoom call in five.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4266	You referred to it as a "bathing suit", yet there is no bathing occurring.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4267	I’ve increased my productivity 7% by eliminating bathroom breaks.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4268	My boss thinks I'm calling in from the convention hotel's business center.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4269	Working from pool is way more productive than working at home.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4270	Did you say "swipe down" or "wipe down"?	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4271	Before you exit the pool, would you mind responding to our 10-question Customer Satisfaction Survey"	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4272	Oops. Misread the Zoom invite. Everyone else HAS a drink.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4273	It’s a Summer hours zoom meeting combo	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4274	The start up is going swimmingly	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4275	The wifi only works if I’m half submerged	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4276	And how would you describe your experience here?	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4277	My supervisor feedback said to tread lightly, so I’m doing my best.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4278	The elusive average American on vacation spotted in the wild.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4279	Blesiure	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4280	My boss doesn’t believe I’m drowning in emails	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4281	Remote working has been a godsend.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4282	Who said accountants don't know how to have fun?	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4283	And on a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to recommend this pool’s chlorination levels to a friend?	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4284	I always dreamed of working by a pool.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4285	In case the life guard steps out...	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4286	Zoom meeting. Virtual background.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4287	If you must know, I'm stuck in a jet, but I still need to make a living.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4288	Business from the waist up, party from the waist down.	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
4289	The WiFi is terrible in the splash pool.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4290	Let me run another scenario. I think you'll see where the sweet spot is.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4291	So how many laps have you done so far.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4292	I got into hot water on my last job!	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4293	Soft water or not, I can't print a hard copy for you now!	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4294	My crowd-funded purchase of the i-Sub hasn't shipped yet.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4295	Quirky socks used to be my thing but everyone does that now.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4296	Mr. Dillon, I see your membership is about to expire!	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4297	Live and learn. I thought a working vacation sounded like such a great idea.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4298	Well, if I can convince the whole team to come here maybe it would be considered "going into the office".	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4299	The water's delightful, isn't it?	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4300	Okay, I'll goose it by five degrees, but it'll be about 15 minutes before you feel it.	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
4301	I thought you told me to wear a slim suit.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4302	Your assets are under water.”	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
4303	For an interview you must wear a tie	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4304	I'm the new City water-tester.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4305	'Apparently I do perform well in high-Speedo work environments.'	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4306	2023 surfing the web, literally…	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4307	Work has been nuts but it feels good to finally have my head above water.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4308	Sir, I came an extra mile	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4309	They’re special order pants that can withstand anything. Just like the pair I’m wearing. Come on over and watch the video presentation.	1.0984	0.05070	61	57	2	2
4310	Navy Seals require both computer and water skills, my friend .	1.0980	0.03271	102	93	8	1
4311	I'm starting in the shallow end of the typing pool. Someday I'll surf the internet	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4312	We are in Shenzhen, China. I can explain in Cantonese why I should not let it get wet.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4313	Looks like you wear a size Broadband.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
4314	No camera on, I’m in too deep.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
4315	I find it saves me taking bathroom breaks.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4316	My boss thinks I'm surfing.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4317	I'm the lifeguard...hybrid-job kinda thing. A.I. kinda thing.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4318	I'm actually recovering from a pretty serious bicycle desk injury.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4319	I'm proving to my wife that I'm not a workaholic.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4320	My doctor said “instead of just sitting in front of your old friend Mr. Computer, try getting up, out and enjoying the pool “. So, here I am.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4321	It's eight o'clock somewhere, amirite?	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4322	The choice was a month's severance or join the typing pool with no vacation days. We agreed on a compromise.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4323	I've got a pool full of ideas	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4324	dude! keep calm and splash on	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4325	I'm really learning how to embrace work-life balance.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4326	If I don't finish this it'll be the high dive for me for sure	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4327	I’m drowning in taxes.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4328	Heaven? Sorry, no. Just wait until Adult Swim ends.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4329	They said I'd be part of a pool.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4330	We love to hear about your experience here at the pool. Are you willing to take a few minutes to help us improve your swim?	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4331	I'm still underwater using this new trading strategy.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4332	It’s my new Swim desk.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4333	We're the first on the market to offer drowning insurance.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4334	OK, but can you tell me one time you overcame adversity that wasn't cramping related?	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4335	We're hoping to narrow down our pool of candidates within the next week, so you'll hear from us then."	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4336	It says here there’s a shark warning in effect for our pool.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4337	Google appears to have no instructions for "How to swim with your clothes on."	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4338	I am watching my kids while my wife swims laps. Don’t worry. I just have a little more writing to finish on this project. I will be back in the office before closing today.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4339	You can’t just tip your toe in this market…you gotta dive in!	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4340	I’ll be ready to file the lawsuit for your prospective cannonball injury off the high dive momentarily – just say 3-2-1 and I’ll hit enter by the time you hit the water.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4341	Our new swim rates are 25 cents per lap.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4342	No way. Plugging it in risks electrocution.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4343	Thank you very much for participating in our survey.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4344	I used to be drowning in paperwork	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4345	No sir, a wetsuit is not required for in-pool dining.	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4346	‘Also I don’t have to buy sunscreen’	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4347	it’s fine the video’s waist up	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4348	I've been to a construction zone and a mall kiosk, but I gotta ask, how long have you been filing people's taxes at the pool?	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4349	I knew the company was swimming in debt but this is ridiculous.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4350	This applicant pool is all wet.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4351	Less strain than the stand-up treadmill desk.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4352	Actually, I own the place. This is my “staycation.”	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4353	Diversify ... but best right now not to get in over your head.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4354	I'm asserting my life/work balance.	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
4355	On a Zoom call, it's business on top, party on bottom.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4356	Our policy at our insurance company is we offer our services to you at your time and place	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
4357	Regarding the claim for lost bathing suit... I'm afraid you're not covered.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4358	No, you’re a figment of my imagination.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4359	Actually, I'm a partner with PricewaterhouseCoopers, assigned to the waterhouse division.	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
4360	Welcome to the betting pool.	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
4361	Just a short message until I short out.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4362	Do not worry, this time my boss did not piss me off	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4363	Yeah, my boss is drowning me in work.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4364	I ain’t kidding! Your portfolio is in the sink or swim category!	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4365	And your opinion on the Trump indictment is…?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4366	On Zoom, no one knows you’re at the pool.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4367	And , I don't need as many trips to the bathroom	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
4368	No, I am not a MerMan. I'm a MerNerd!	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4369	Well actually, the hardest part of this job is keeping my tie dry.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4370	Our manager said we couldn't work from home anymore.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4371	Any idea if the lifeguard has any IT experience?	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4372	Could you all keep it down for a minute? They want me to unmute.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4373	I know we were told to bring our suits. Hope you don't mind that I went casual.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4374	It's so important to get away from the office once in a while.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4375	I'm getting ready for another 'deep dive'.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4376	I’m watering down this presentation.	1.0968	0.04991	62	58	2	2
4377	This dude really believes in 24/7.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4378	$18.95 per length. Guaranteed against drowning AND loss of trunks by fellow swimmers.	1.0968	0.04991	62	58	2	2
4379	What would you say are your greatest strengths as a leader?	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4380	Otherwise I will be drowning in work	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
4381	Business Expense, huh?	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4382	And naturally the unexpectedly cold water caused you severe emotional distress, correct?	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
4383	It’s really important. I swear.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4384	My boss told me to pool our resources.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
4385	Your wife insists we add swimming rider to your insurance policy.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4386	You just took a bath on those meme stocks.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4387	No, attorney-client privilege would not cover your urinating in my direction.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4388	I thought the office pool was for betting.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4389	I've come from Wall Street to tell you we all will be underwater soon.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4390	These company retreats are so relaxing.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4391	I don't have time to pee anywhere else.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4392	My doctor told me swimming is good exercise.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4393	American vacations in Europe	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4394	My pants are IPX3	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4395	First, can you confirm that you are a Trump-friendly voter who refuses to respond to phone surveys?	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4396	My therapist said I need better work-life balance.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4397	I don’t have anymore paid leave time off”	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4398	I know you are having fun. But I still need the numbers for a complete analysis - however unpleasant it may be to you.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4399	Hey buddy. Can you take your romping and splashing elsewhere? They think I’m at home, hard at work.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4400	If you have a second, we are conducting a survey ... on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your swim today?"	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4401	"You couldn't have told me you didn't want the policy BEFORE I got in the pool?"	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
4402	Can I get your name for our office pool?	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4403	Moon River, wider than a mile…	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
4404	With this butterfly stroke app you don't even need to know how to swim.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4405	I only set up the out of office auto reply so they know I check my email on vacation too.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4406	MD sent me a plsfix 5 minutes ago. The logos weren’t aligned. He needs it done yesterday so he can review it next week.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4407	I’m literally drowning in emails right now	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
4408	I am drowned in emails s	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
4409	Bob, I'm so glad I've tracked you down. I'd like to talk to you about your car warranty	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4410	There’s a bit of competition in the office about who has the best ZOOM background	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4411	I'm technically still on the clock	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4412	My PTO request was denied, but I had already made the reservation	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4413	Your holiday insurance...agent...is with you wherever you go!	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4414	I'm the Michael Phelps of spreadsheets.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4415	I didn't want to work at home OR in the office.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4416	You're treading water, but you aren't in over your head yet.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4417	If your lap is not logged into a fitness app,did you swim it?	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4418	- Are you gonna swim? - I'm already drowning in work	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4419	I'm working on a pool deck, obviously.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4420	Why don't you circle back and do a deeper dive? It’s time to go all in!	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4421	Come here often?	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4422	I don't believe in 'dress down Friday.	1.0959	0.04433	73	68	3	2
4423	If I weren't in the deep end,I'd be drowning in work.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4424	I’m sorry you’re going need to get out of the pool we’ve just increased retirement to 75 years.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4425	My boss ordered me to literally pool our resources, so I'm	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4426	I can still work from home, but casual Fridays were cancelled.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4427	And when did you contract Swimmer's Ear,?	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4428	What? I'm a coder. I don't have any vacation.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4429	I'm using my office as a background in this Zoom meeting.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4430	If you order now they'll arrive before the pool break.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4431	I want to make a splash at work.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4432	It's not ideal...but it beats the secretarial pool.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4433	The wife said I had to get involved in our kids' extra-curriculars. I'm here, and I'm in the pool with little Jimmy.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4434	It's called pooling your assets.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4435	Yes, your homeowner’s policy should cover lost trunks.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4436	Without me the company will fall apart.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4437	Mixing work and play makes me happy.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4438	I’m talking about the shrinkage of your portfolio…	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4439	I told you when we booked this trip I’d still have to take calls, Diane.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4440	My doctor said the walking desk was too hard on my knees.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4441	Don't worry, I have my virtual background on.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4442	Glenn was asked to prove he’s not a robot. He made some mistakes, but he proved it.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4443	The Rat and the Bird	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4444	Who needs retirement?	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4445	I’ve been trying to drive home the point that the company is underwater	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4446	Not bad, but if you really want a chance at impressing my client, you’ll need to swim much faster. It’s sink or swim, buddy	1.0959	0.04433	73	68	3	2
4447	Splash a little closer so I can miss my next zoom meeting due to technical difficulties	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4448	I've always thought out of the box and swam the extra mile.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4449	I can get so much done with fewer distractions here.	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4450	I Get in Water and I Want to Surf	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4451	Unlimited vacation	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4452	Insurance takes no holiday.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4453	As your attorney, I have to advise you that you are in too deep.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4454	This personalized legal service has a surcharge in addition to our hourly rate and tips are always appreciated"	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4455	They didn't tell me there was a dress code.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4456	I work from home in between swim lessons.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4457	So you’re saying it’s not “Take Your Otter to Work Day?”	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4458	I’m multitasking… my pants identify as wash and wear and I’ve got a deadline.	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
4459	Your extended warranty has expired. lets just take care of this and get you back in lane 2.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4460	I never win inthe office football pool So I thought I'd give this a try.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4461	Sorry, I'm busy. You'll just have to make an appointment	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4462	It keeps me from nodding off.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4463	I can keep WFH as long as my status remains “available” longer than the local 7-11.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4464	Your mortgage is underwater. I'm just trying to help.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4465	This is my idea of multitasking	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4466	You've never heard of an office pool?	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
4467	Yes, of course it’s waterproof.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4468	I just prefer this to those under the desk ellipticals or treadmills.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4469	I totally misunderstood when you suggested joining the office pool	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4470	Due to new finding we can audit anywhere.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4471	You can't possibly mean that.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
4472	Our company was treading water, but now we’re considered edgy.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4473	I'm working here because the restroom was closed at the coffee shop.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4474	And your pick for president in 2032 is?	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4475	"Great turn out everybody! Remember next week is the brianstorming pickleball tournament.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4476	This isn't what I meant when I said I'd join the office pool.	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
4477	Crypto is old news. Now it’s about liquidity.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4478	I like to swim with sharks.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4479	Climate Change, shmimate change.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4480	I'm sorry to report that you're ineligible for flood insurance.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4481	I was under water at work so I decided to move to the shallow end.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4482	Zoom call for pool managers	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
4483	I've been trying to get ahold of Polo.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4484	Don't mind me, I'm just in hot water at work	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4485	Yes, the new Microsoft Teams backgrounds are so realistic!	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4486	Sorry, I’ve been wading through emails all morning.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4487	I needed a more interesting Zoom background.	1.0947	0.03688	95	88	5	2
4488	We’re auditing for underwater loans.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4489	I'm working from home today and just finished a zoom meeting.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4490	They're making the swim test more high tech.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4491	I passed my wet bar exam with flying colors.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4492	would you mind covering yourself in front of my motherboard	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4493	Now, we need to figure out if you are going to sink or swim.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4494	There was a contest in the office for the best Zoom background.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4495	It´s called Work-life balance. 50% of my body is on holiday.	1.0946	0.04375	74	69	3	2
4496	This beats alll the fake backgrounds my friends use.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4497	I’m going to the bathroom	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4498	You, my friend, are not working from home unless you are an Olympic swimmer in training.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4499	I have Zoom Meeting with my Boss in two minutes	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4500	I’m trying to multi-task and it’s not working.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4501	Anything is better than going back to working in-person in that cubicle!	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4502	Your mortgage is under water, too.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4503	Not usually.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4504	I don't like to wear suits, I like to file them.	1.0946	0.04375	74	69	3	2
4505	I'm slammed, I'll probably be working through the next ten minute rest break.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4506	Don’t tell the lifeguard, but I found his OnlyFans page.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4507	I’m the lifeguard but my boss comes from finance and insists this be the dress code.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4508	ok... Just getting your last details filled for that car insurance you keep on delaying.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4509	I read that cool liquid could stabilize my crypto.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4510	If you don't cut your expenses you're going to keep treading water.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4511	Are you telling me this isn't the secretarial pool?	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4512	Yes, the dry cleaning bill will be deductible.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4513	I read that water therapy is good for the soul.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4514	It seems like you might have too many liquid assets.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4515	I thought I was agreeing to go in the Lotto pool.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4516	At Personnel these days, we must go where the job seekers hang out.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4517	The survey indicates twenty percent of adults would swim less than an hour after diarrhea.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4518	We've decided to go paperless.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
4519	Making a splash at remote meetings!	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4520	...with 5 being "Excellent", how would you rate your experience today?	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4521	I needed a newZoom background.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4522	ChatGTP says those spots are not contagious.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4523	It’s part of a hybrid work environment.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4524	My therapist said keystrokes count as exercise	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4525	My partner says I work too much so I’m trying different hobbies.”	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4526	'Why yes, you're right. I am on vacation."	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4527	I work remotely.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4528	Just picking up my stock options. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4529	As an entrepeneur, I consider this good holidays.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
4530	My lifestyle allows me to combine my digital duties with my aquatic soul.	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
4531	I told you your investments are underwater!	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
4532	It daves on barhroom breaks. I just PEE whenever I feel like it	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
4533	I wouldn’t say I’m completely out of my depth, but this is definitely a transition period.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
4534	Left your briefs in the deep end?	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
4535	As part of my Deloitte internship I have to spend 2 hours a week at this soho house pool.	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
4536	It’s all about the freedom to work from anywhere.	1.0938	0.03651	96	89	5	2
4537	Turns out, my company defines PTO as 'Pool Time Only' so I'll be here for the next 5 days"	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4538	My doctor said to get out of the office and into the pool.	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
4539	Still adjusting to my new work-life balance	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4540	I got tired of working from home.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4541	My doctor prescribed immersion therapy for my fear of retirement	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
4542	Yes, but the background is blurred.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4543	Should my photos show up as soon as I sync my iPhone?	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4544	This way I can write off my vacation as a business trip.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4545	It's okay, Mr. President. I've been assigned as the pool reporter.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4546	hey brother, is this one of those pools that turns magenta or whatever if you piss? my client’s asking	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4547	ChatGPT says I shouldn’t have got in with my clothes!”	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4548	When it comes to liquidating your assets, you need an advisor willing to get their feet wet without going off the deep end.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4549	According to my projections, your liquidity goes down dramatically the minute you step out of the pool.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4550	We are taking casual Friday to it ultimate extreme! It’s	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4551	I’m having a little bit of trouble adjusting to retirement.	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
4552	I’m taking a survey. What things do you do when you need a break from the online world?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4553	Now, regarding the fish-out-of-water accusation...	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4554	Business on the top, speedo on the bottom.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4555	I was told that if I wanted to be a reporter, I should first get my feet wet doing interviews.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4556	Where'd you buy that suit?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4557	Hey, watch where you're splashing ...	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4558	Is this casual Friday?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4559	By doing this, I can take on some hands-free kicking.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4560	Pee in the pool? What, and ruin my suit?	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4561	Marco? Polo? Where are these people you've used for references?"	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4562	They said 'Dress casual'.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4563	I'm workaholic, You have mouse ?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4564	Wait... is the stock market open on a holiday?	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4565	At least this keeps the zoom meeting from hearing me flush	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4566	And how often do you do exercise?	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4567	It’s called water works. And now I am required to wear a wet suit every day if the week 😢	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4568	Life will still be possible with the ocean rise	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4569	Things are not going as swimmingly as we had hoped.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4570	Can you believe I had to use a "work from anywhere" day for this?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4571	I’ll just tell them it’s a green screen.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4572	With chatGPT around, it has been hard to keep my business afloat.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4573	Say, does the water feel a little warmer?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4574	Of course, since I work remotely I have full control of my time	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4575	I'm taking a CHAT-bot swim lesson. It said I’m to enter the pool and to work my way to the board.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4576	Working”. Dressed for a zoom meeting.	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
4577	Just one more thing, Milton...flood insurance.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4578	It's important not to go off the deep end.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4579	I need to attend this board meeting first.	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
4580	New Yorker: “Yes, insurance sales have become very competitive. And yes, we will insure your wife drowning? And where would she be now?”	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
4581	They said I might get wet,so I brought my mac.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4582	I’m honestly going to keep working from the pool for as long as the give me the option	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4583	You've been barely afloat for some time.	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
4584	No more cannonballs, please. I have a Zoom meeting coming up in a minute.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4585	I like to mix a little business with pleasure.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4586	Okay son, 30, 29 seconds bonding time left.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4587	Do you ever feel like a fish out of water?	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
4588	Now, are you sure you do not want to purchase our pc insurance for your laptop?	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4589	Remote Remote work is not all it’s cracked up to be.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4590	I thought the sign said "Poolside Bar Exam."	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4591	I’ve got to keep up my work-life balance	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4592	Only when the water goes out, we’ll see who’s been swimming naked	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4593	I can totally do this when I get back, but my boss made a bet that I can't work while on holiday, I have to prove him wrong. You get it right?	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
4594	The interns are still getting their feet wet.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
4595	I'll tell you why no one wears goggles. We don't chlorinate the pool.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4596	It’s waterproof and so am I. I think.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4597	I work for the Parks and Recreation Department...How do you spell 'Feces'?	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4598	I’m looking for a porpoise in my life!	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4599	I've changed the background. Splashing is a problem, though.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4600	This time was reserved for remote workers only	1.0923	0.04765	65	61	2	2
4601	I love the new remote work policy.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4602	I find I do my best thinking in the pool.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4603	Believe me pal, you don't want to be a pool inspector on business semi-formal day!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4604	In this economic climate I figured I should work full time in my retirement.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4605	I'm also too busy to go to the rest room.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4606	Boss said I was always way too uptight...told me to get into the swim of things, so, here I am!"	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4607	My boss told me it's all hands on deck.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4608	If I don't take my paid vacation time I lose it.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4609	It's all mind/body in my opinion.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4610	If the company sinks, I want to be prepared.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4611	And I thought the secretarial pool was an outdate concept.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4612	I wanted work from home, my boss wanted me to come to the office…this was our compromise.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4613	I'm a day trader and I can't afford to take bathroom breaks.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4614	Our work-from-abroad policy was designed by Chat GPT.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4615	I understand this is your "swim lane," but I need to finish watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4616	When I said your finances were under water, this wasn’t what I meant!	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4617	I am here just to get my pants laundered.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4618	I found a Senior Aqua Fit industry ETF for you; $0 commission; great liquidity!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4619	Never heard of work-life balance?	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4620	Have you or anyone in your family ever been exposed to asbestos?	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4621	Can you pick up my print outs?	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4622	I promised my wife I would try to relax during my business trip	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4623	yeah, my inbox is flooded too	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4624	Remoting hard or hardly remoting?	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4625	It’s called work life balance, Fred.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4626	We’re taking a bath on this deal, Johnson	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4627	Our corporate dress code hasn’t caught up with our telework policy.	1.0920	0.03880	87	81	4	2
4628	It’s the only way I can fit a vacation.	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4629	My job allows flex-time and remote location but it has a very strict dress code.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
4630	The company is pooling its resources.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
4631	Someone told me this was better than doing it off the deep end.	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4632	Wet trousers stimulate my creativity, since you ask.	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4633	Somebody has to LOOK like an adult !	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
4634	You know, meeting here isn’t going to help your liquidity problem	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4635	No, that would be considered 'double dipping'...	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
4636	This way it counts as a business deduction.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4637	Au contraire! On my deathbed I expect to wish I'd spent more time at the office.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
4638	I'm just swamped.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4639	Why be swimming when you could be surfing	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4640	I use it for counting laps.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4641	I’ve been assigned to the typing pool.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4642	Separating business from pleasure is often easier said than done.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4643	Lifeguard, hah! What you really need is life insurance.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4644	How's this for work/life balance?	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
4645	Sir, before we begin, may I say that your flip turn was top-notch.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4646	How would you rate your experience here, with 1 being miserable and 10 being excellent?	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4647	My boss asked if I could dive into the slide deck today	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4648	I don't want to get it wet.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
4649	It's data immersion taken to a new level.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4650	It's a lot...splashier...than I was expecting.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4651	Working from home lost its novelty.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4652	And you wonder why people call you a wet rag?	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4653	It IS a perfect day for bananafish. Unfortunately, they don't swim these waters.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4654	My boss said I should take some risks and leave the kiddie pool.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4655	We're studying interference in peopke's lives, and I need your consent if you want me to get out of your way.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4656	You mean this isn't what tbe CEO meant when he said the business world is sink or swim?	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4657	You realize they're about to start Extreme Adult Swim, right?	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4658	Thanks for asking.....yes, my business is going swimmingly.	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
4659	The alternative is a 90 minute commute in to the office.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
4660	This is the American dream.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4661	My boss was like are you ready for the deep end of the pool and I was like no way	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4662	My manager told me I just needed to get my feet wet.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4663	My doctor recommended less sitting and frequent soaks for my hemorrhoids.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4664	I was tired of my wife calling me a ‘workaholic.’	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4665	Large swimming trunks. Emergency express delivery too?	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4666	Zoom meetings are so much more fun with some aqua gym.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4667	I think we both know about life in the fast lane.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4668	I mixed up my bags. Work was awkward.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
4669	I know I'm taking more time than I have to on this project, but it's just that I'm having second thoughts about stripping down to my Speedo.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4670	As your Broker, I advise you not swim in the deep end without choosing from our selection of float devices.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4671	This is an en situ opinion survey. We come to you.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4672	Actually, I’m making progress. I no longer bring earbuds.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4673	I'm on my break.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4674	Just some site specific details....conversion to pickle-ball courts begins next week.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4675	Thank goodness for Summer Fridays. I was drowning in the office.	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
4676	Isn’t it such a luxury to be fully remote?	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4677	And I never need a bathroom break.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4678	Actually, I am working. I was invited to participate in the office pool.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4679	My coworkers have no idea that I’m in the pool.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4680	I car pool.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4681	You just disable VPN and hope for the best during aqua aerobics at 3	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4682	'But they said we should pool our resources.... '	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
4683	Thanks to my hard work, you can enjoy hot weather even in winter	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4684	'They asked me to test the water while working'	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4685	I’ll raise the interest rate again once this whole air quality thing blows over.	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
4686	It’s great to be able to work from anywhere.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4687	I thought I was signing up for the office carpool.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4688	I swear, this keeps all my ideas fresh	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
4689	Work up top. Party on the bottom.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4690	Business on the top, party on the bottom	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4691	Yes I’m coming! Just hitting send on this last email	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
4692	Staying liquid is essential in the financing business!	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4693	It doesn't look like it but I'm literally drowning right now.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4694	Workation	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4695	The posting says the perfect candidate is immersed in technology.	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
4696	I love working from home because it lets me balance productivity and relaxation.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
4697	This “work from home” stuff is really getting out of hand	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
4698	The shallow end doesn't mean ask shallow question	1.0899	0.03795	89	83	4	2
4699	I do my best work in the wet.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4700	I'm recruiting from this pool of workers.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4701	I'm just following my doctor's orders... one hundred strokes before breakfast."	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4702	Oh yes, well, you see, I have a flexible work from "home" , quote unquote, policy.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4703	Because it's much nicer than the office pool.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4704	So you're not perspiring while in the pool? Have you tried climbing up and down the ladder six times?	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4705	When we say immersive research, we mean it.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4706	Stay in your lane, buddy!	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4707	One more thing to wrap it up. What is your driver's license number?	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4708	It's like "Moneyball" but for my daughter's swim team	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4709	I want to be prepared when Murphy needs me.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4710	I’ve found the sweet spot for the whole work-life balance thing.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4711	This section’s reserved for those who are underwater.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4712	It's a new trend: hy-drobid work.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4713	I was told our work-from-home policy is somewhat amphibious.”	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4714	At least work is going swimmingly.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4715	I cannot complaint about how cold the water is, when the Wi-Fi reception is this amazing!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4716	The water just got a little warmer where I'm standing."	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4717	Yes, this is what quiet quitting really looks like.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4718	This is a nice change from working from home.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4719	I'm taking the concept of "hybrid" to the next level.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4720	No need to worry,sir. All your emails have been spam since you jumped in.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4721	What I'm doing here is helping keep my head above water.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4722	I thought the job was for a virtual lifeguard.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4723	I thought that only happened in bathtubs.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4724	Screw your swim meet - I'm swimming in meetings over here!	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4725	Sorry,I had to close the lane. The AC in the office is on the fritz.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4726	It's a standing desk that's good for the knees.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4727	I'm transitioning to remote work.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4728	Please direct any future complaints about underwater stock to SEC headquarters in Washington.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4729	The coffee shop is closed. This way I can socialize and get some exercise at the same time.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4730	My boss said I could telework if I worked from somewhere other than the house.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4731	I wanted to stand out among the pool of candidates.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4732	Why here? All our timeshare cancellation interviews are held in the deep end of the pool."	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4733	My AI day planner says I’m 30% more efficient these days.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4734	The call dropped out, but they told me to liquidate my ass	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4735	Get the lifeguard I'm drowning in emails here	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4736	I just read an article about multitasking…	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4737	You too work from home?	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4738	On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you describe your anxiety at this time?	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4739	Yes, life assurance is expensive as you aren’t fully covered.	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4740	I've decided to capitulate and not work from my home office anymore.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4741	Wait, are you saying that during meetings I could use this background feature to make it look like I am at the pool without actually being at the pool?	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4742	And how long has it been since you last peed in a pool?	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4743	Its just hard to get a toilet break at the office.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4744	Yesterday, it was bowling!	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4745	It’s not wage theft if they were never going to pay you anyway.	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4746	I’m here to learn how to swim so I stop drowning in work.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4747	I don’t know why so many companies have a problem with people working at home	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4748	…boss said no more working from home	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4749	'Life in the fast lane, eh?'	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4750	No risky moves, folks. I have three modules left in this virtual lifeguard training course.	1.0896	0.04626	67	63	2	2
4751	It's a novel about a typing pool, from a bosses' point of view...	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
4752	I'm writing another sequel to "Jaws". My producer wants me to immerse myself in the subject matter.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4753	I'm the Undercover Boss.	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
4754	The kids are out of school so I have to schedule meetings for the last 15 minutes of each hour.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4755	I was tired of work8ng in the fast lane.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4756	Another round of Marco Polo after I finish this zoom?	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4757	I dropped my phone could you get it for me please ?	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4758	This is how I use my lunch break..	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
4759	This is the only way I can feel buoyant about my remote job.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4760	Do you have an aversion to water?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4761	I wanted to follow up on my email.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4762	Don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
4763	No problem. Transistors are waterproof...	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4764	The best part is casual Fridays. No shirt, no shoes, no problem, mon!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4765	Enjoying my unpaid leave	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4766	Things were going swimmingly at the firm, but next thing you know, I was in over my head	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4767	I just got here and I am a little slow in unwinding from work.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4768	What is your opinion re: People that Pee in a Pool?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4769	I have to be ready in case I am called to the office.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4770	Do you have time for a quick Census Bureau interview.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4771	The company encourages all employees to embrace work life balance.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4772	Actually you're still in your cubicle. We're only allowed an AI simulation of vacation.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4773	Don't you hate people who bring their work with them on a vacation?	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4774	Apparently the highway is not the only place where you fail to stay in your lane.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4775	My therapist told me to try different activities to help me switch off	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4776	You just hit the iceberg.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4777	I apologize for the messy background all!	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4778	I'm afraid your mortgage is underwater and you're gonna take a bath on it.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4779	I like to write while peeing in a pool. What’s your excuse?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4780	I don't know about you but I have an urgent need for the bathroom so can we move this along!	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4781	If I don't get this in by noon, I'm going to be totally underwater.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4782	My doctor said to stay hydrated and my Zoom is on blurred.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4783	Yes, as long as I can access Zoom, I can work from anywhere I desire!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4784	Are you considering Aqua	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4785	My boss wants me to spend more time in the pool.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4786	It's just until I get a stand-up desk.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4787	Living life in the fast lane	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4788	My quarterly reports are due and I got tired of wading through the deep end.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4789	My boss never takes me seriously when I say I'm drowning in emails, so I set up this videocall.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4790	Apparently , working from home has a whole new meaning now !	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4791	Why don’t you circle back with another lap?	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4792	I’ve been doing great. Just a little under water at work.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4793	We found this more effective than telemarketing.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4794	Anything I say isn't going to be funny, so type what you want.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4795	As I said, your portfolio is definitely under water.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4796	I try to get away from the office for a few weeks every summer.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4797	NO.....I'm not surfing the web, wise guy...	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4798	I'm not allowed to go to the restroom while working	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4799	HR said on my first day to report to the secretarial pool.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4800	Yes, our life insurance policy will cover you even if you drown in this pool.	1.0882	0.04559	68	64	2	2
4801	They didn’t say anything about running data.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4802	The irony of being a business shark is that the client is the one that bites.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4803	My boss says this 'swimming desk' will really boost focus and productivity.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4804	floor trader + market trends “I just wanted to take a dip, unfortunately my stocks did too”	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4805	I can see now that I misunderstood what streamlining meant.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4806	It's a new job so I'd thought I'd take 'jumping off the deep end' literally 🏊‍♀️	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4807	I am afraid all your investments are underwater.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
4808	Do you want your retirement fund to sink or float?	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
4809	My therapist told me to relax more.	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
4810	Wasn’t laptop swim scheduled this hour?	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
4811	I dress this way because these are the only strokes I know.	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
4812	This is taking casual Fridays too far.	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
4813	My daughter says I should take advantage of remote work before return to office next week.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
4814	And to think that my boss said remote working wasn’t efficient	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
4815	All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy.	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
4816	I've really been drowning in work lately.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
4817	Listen, if I'm going to defend you in this First Degree Horseplay case, you've got to be completely honest with me.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4818	Wouldn't it be easier to ask for the bathroom key?	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4819	I save so much time from having to go to the bathroom this way	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4820	I have to tell you. Your company is underwater.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4821	"Unfortunately, in your new enthusiasm, you liquidated too many of your assets and pooled too many resources."	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4822	So eerrh,you working for fun?	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4823	I know it looks strange. My company is halfway under water.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4824	Now your soon-to-be ex is demanding your bathing suit.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4825	It's casual Friday.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4826	On Fridays we can wear jeans	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4827	I've always liked being unique.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4828	Let’s continue the conversation later at our favorite watering hole.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4829	I've reviewed the analytics... your backstroke meets industry standards, but we could certainly improve the efficacy of your cannonball!	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4830	What do you mean? Laps, not laptops.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4831	How do you spell 'leisure'?	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4832	I prefer rea backgrounds for my zoom meetings.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4833	My therapist says even intention counts toward my fitness goals. So, yes, I'm counting keystrokes.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4834	Sorry, but your investments are under water.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4835	You're in the tapping lane.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4836	You learned to swim, but you're still drowning in debt	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4837	No, it’s okay- they never see you below the waist…	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4838	Unfortunately we don't have casual Fridays.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4839	You go your way. I go mine.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4840	Told you I can swim and surf at once	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4841	You're telling me the P in PTO doesn't stand for Pool?	1.0875	0.04054	80	75	3	2
4842	Unlimited PTO has its drawbacks	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4843	Hey pal, I’d like to float a new hybrid work idea by you	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4844	I’m still getting my feet wet with the new Zoom backgrounds.” @coolmeg4	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4845	If we don’t track your OKRs in real time, there’s no way to know if you’re hitting your goals.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4846	I’m still treading water in this market.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
4847	The CEO is a bit concerned, but I reassured her that things are going swimmingly.	1.0875	0.04054	80	75	3	2
4848	Dress for the vacation you want, not the vacation you have.	1.0875	0.04054	80	75	3	2
4849	„Anyone seen my mousepad?“	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4850	we’re calling the interns ‘floaters’ now	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
4851	It's a casual work-out day.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4852	I just peed, and the conference call has no idea.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
4853	We downsized, I'm my own secretarial pool.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4854	My office is hydro-hybrid.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4855	Lap swimming is two lanes over. This is lap tops.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
4856	I'm pooling resources to work freestyle from home today.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4857	Just slowly working my way into the Return-To-Office mandate.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
4858	My boss thinks I'm working from home.	1.0870	0.04495	69	65	2	2
4859	I work faster this way because I hate being wet.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
4860	I'm putting the 'P' back in the 'ool'." "Productivity	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
4861	Excuse me, but up until now, they thought I was at the office.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4862	They said if I did well here, I would be considered for pool reporter at the White House.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
4863	This way I don’t need toilet breaks	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4864	Are you sure it's Take Your Banker To the Pool Day?	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4865	Thank you for recognizing our in-depth reporting.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4866	Thanks to our new unlimited PTO policy, I can take off whenever I want.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
4867	My wife said she’d leave me if I didn’t spend more time with the kids this summer.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4868	It’s a National shortage of lifeguards, not attorneys.	1.0870	0.04495	69	65	2	2
4869	Thank you. For the life of me I couldn't remember how to blur my background.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4870	I’m drowning in work, Steve. But you wouldn’t know.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
4871	As a freelancer I have plenty of freedom and vacation time	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4872	On a zoom call. I am blurring the background.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
4873	My boss said if I didn't get into the pool I'd be left high and dry.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4874	I was demoted to the secretarial pool.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4875	Joining the office pool was probably not such a good idea	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4876	Mr. Spits, I would prefer writing your bio in my office.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4877	Sir, is that Macbook Pro waterproof? Because I fix computers and I could get a lot of money from this.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4878	Yeah, the Work/Life boundary has gotten so porous.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4879	it's Friday, I didn't want to be the only one in the office.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4880	Sir, we're very serious about 'No Pee in Pool' infractions.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4881	Just one more question: ‘On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your survey experience?’	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4882	And would you say you identify strongly with your party, or not so strongly?	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4883	I AM swimming! I'm using artificial intelligence to do it.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4884	I get more work done this way.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4885	Are you sure the pool is laptop resistant?	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4886	It's called teleworking! My boss thinks I am at the pool, and I can't disappoint him.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4887	Is the company swimming or sinking?	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4888	Does swiming have 2 m's ?	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4889	I tried to tell you that adult swim isn't as cool as it sounds.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4890	Some early morning work. No worry, the clothing is all drip dry.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4891	I promised my therapist I would unplug this summer.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4892	All of these people work for you and its part of a team-building exercise.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4893	It’s a laptop. I use it to count laps.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4894	I couldn’t find the restroom!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4895	Well if you’ve eaten in the last thirty minutes, I’m going to have to add bellyache coverage to your plan.	1.0864	0.04005	81	76	3	2
4896	I’m pooling our funds.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4897	I've really embraced the "work from anywhere" movement.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4898	Just make sure to keep it microsoft.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4899	I spend my time at the office planning vacations where I can catch up on work.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4900	No working during drinking hours 🍹	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
4901	This office pool betting is getting out of hand!	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4902	I’m taking working from home to a new level	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4903	Isn’t capitalism wonderful?	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4904	This AI script isn't going to write itself you know?	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
4905	Annual training on phishing schemes.	1.0862	0.04458	58	54	3	1
4906	That’s fifteen two, fifteen four, fifteen six, a pair is eight, and nobs are nine.	1.0860	0.03636	93	87	4	2
4907	And I still can’t find time for that swim.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
4908	Something tells me you’re going to want to keep liquidating.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4909	Remote work is great, but I still needed those "water cooler" chats.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4910	I’ve got a Zoom call in two minutes. Think they’ll realize that I’m not working from home?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4911	No, investing in this swimming pool won't increase your liquid assets.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4912	You wouldn't happen to have an extension chord by any chance?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4913	a nice attention from my boss to avoid burn-out	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4914	And I told them I don't want to come into the office anymore...	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4915	I’m doing fine. It’s my colleagues that are all under water.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4916	Water aerobics are not billable in and of themselves!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4917	My data lives in the cloud, but creativity happens on the edge.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4918	They forgot to mention, "Wetsuit Wednesday" during the job interview.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4919	Yes, this meeting is deductibe	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4920	pay is excellent, but this job requires me to available for video conference anytime, anyplace in professional attire. I even sleep like this.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4921	No, accidental drownings are not covered.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4922	It’s a hybrid day	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4923	Those are sunk costs. Now, turning to your investment account, how liquid do you want to be?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4924	24/7/365 or I'm toast!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4925	If I close this deal, you'll definitely see me celebrating later tonight in the hot tub.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4926	I feel like I’m constantly treading water here.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4927	Your liquidity looks to be fine but you are going to be underwater periodically for the foreseeable future.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4928	This work life balance isn’t what it’s cracked up to be	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4929	Our ‘Summer’ Friday starts at 2pm, then I can fully get in	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4930	I’ve engineered a simple hedge. As soon as you stop having fun, my fun will go through the roof!	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4931	Surprisingly enough, this isn’t the first time I’ve urinated during a conference call.	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
4932	Swimming hard or hardly swimming?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4933	Do you know how to adjust this standing desk to sit?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
4934	I do e-therapy on the weekends.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4935	Don’t you just love remote work?	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4936	I can't get the office out of my being!	1.0854	0.03957	82	77	3	2
4937	It makes this trip tax deductible, my shoulders don't sunburn and the display of my work ethic may help attract a mate.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4938	My wife says there's no such thing as multitasking, so I come here to prove her wrong.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4939	I’m searching for a way out.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4940	I'm proud of my ability to multitask!	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4941	Am filing a complaint about my umbrella order not arriving. It is supposed to rain soon.	1.0854	0.03957	82	77	3	2
4942	No chatbot has the capability to get the job done while standing immersed in water.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4943	I don't swim laps.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4944	This is me getting my strokes in.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4945	I like to multi-task while doing my laundrey!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4946	Just multitasking research, can you get me a cup of coffee?	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4947	I don't believe in "return to office" perks!	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4948	Management agreed to remote working but still requires that we wear business attire	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4949	You're not interrupting. I'm muted, and they can't see I'm wearing swim trunks.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4950	Teleworking was the best option to find time to practice sports.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4951	I'm composing the perfect background.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4952	I dipped into my home equity, and now I'm under water.	1.0854	0.03957	82	77	3	2
4953	Hey, Bud. Do you happen to know the password?	1.0854	0.03957	82	77	3	2
4954	Yes, hurry up before I run out of juice!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4955	This isn't the place to surf the web?	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4956	You mean you've never heard of a typing pool?	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4957	Still or sparkling?	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4958	WHAT? Business on top and party WHERE????	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4959	At my firm, this is the closest I get to Summer Fridays.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4960	pool parties are so yesterday, as were dicks speedos	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4961	I’m only waist deep…	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
4962	I’m on a hybrid summer vacation	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4963	The hybrid work policy was spiking my utility bills.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
4964	I'm the in - house chlorine analyst.	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
4965	Yes, this way saves a lot of time.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4966	I told them I'll be working from home for the week	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
4967	Don’t worry. I blurred my background.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
4968	You know, bathroom breaks used to be such a time thief at my office, but not anymore!	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
4969	I didn’t think liquid engineering would be like this.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4970	I've never been any good at taking time off	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4971	I invented it. It’s call the “key stroke”.	1.0845	0.04370	71	67	2	2
4972	Thanks for asking. Actually, I'm using this to reduce my taxes by taking a write-off for hydro- therapeutic, work-related injury pain reduction.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4973	If you sign up today your timeshare will have an Olympic pool and spa.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4974	Technically, I'm not working from home.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4975	You’re blocking my lap lane using your laptop. This is adult swim not office water therapy.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4976	Hydrophobia?	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4977	This was in the fine print of my company's unlimited vacation policy.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4978	I take drowing myself in work very seriously!	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4979	Would you please stop splashing, I'm on a Zoom call?	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4980	The office pool is just sports betting.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4981	They said I could work from anywhere.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4982	My wife tells me that if I don't take a vacation every year, I am just no fun to live with!	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4983	It's great not having to go into the office.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4984	It’s Microsoft Swim Teams.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4985	Of course, I always wear a necktie with my swim trunks. Why do you ask?	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4986	We at Figurative Law meet with our client pool weekly.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4987	D'you mind if we share this lane?	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4988	I pride myself on my ability to multitask	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4989	Since the dress-code policy upgrade, I’m barely treading water at work.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4990	It feel too lonely if I am not staring at it.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4991	I’m working hybrid today.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4992	I’m testing the warranty for water resistance.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4993	On second thought, 'liquidate assets' may have been a metaphor...	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4994	I find I have to go to the bathroom a lot less	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4995	I prefer stand up meetings	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4996	I find it really helps with my phishing.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
4997	I look younger in my photo.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4998	Just trying to enjoy working from home a bit more.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
4999	If you compare the office rental rates to the pool membership, it's really a no-brainer.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5000	why yes, I’m on vacation, office still needs me on calls you know!?	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5001	My company prides itself in a healthy work-life balance.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5002	Yeah this working from home thing is really great	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5003	They said I'd be part of the office pool	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5004	Keeping your head above water is the key to success.	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
5005	I'm most productive when I hydrate.	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
5006	I'm surfing the internet to get a drink delivered, why do you ask?	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
5007	I try to fit in when I'm counting swimmers.....	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5008	Boss said to be prepared for a Zoom call	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5009	I'm relaxing after AI replaced me.	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5010	I look as calm as a swan above water, but my frantic feet are paddling beneath.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5011	A couple months ago, I was in over my head.	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5012	I always dress for an occasion	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5013	So far, it has worked to cool down the market!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5014	I was up to my neck earlier this week so I’d say the pool is half full!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5015	I find there is no better way to get into the insurance pool numbers	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
5016	My doctor told me I need to spend more time at the health club.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5017	Only while our stock options are underwater.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5018	I’m waiting for my boss to get on for a zoom call and making it look like a still photo summer background so try not to move.	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5019	Just doing a little wetwork	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5020	I’ve moved on from Laos to laptops	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5021	Drowning as a workaholic	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5022	EXCUSE ME DO YOU KNOW THE WI-FI PASSWORD I NEED TO GET ONLINE ASAP TO GOOGLE “HELP I MADE A DOODIE IN THE POOL WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?”	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5023	Well, I got my start in the secretarial pool.	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5024	Do you think they’ll notice that I’m not dialed in from home?	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5025	My boss is under the impression that he's still the boss.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5026	My zoom meeting just got canceled	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5027	We’re all in with that deal.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5028	When will you tell your wife about us?	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5029	You're right. I should find a laptop pool.	1.0833	0.04311	72	68	2	2
5030	I like to combine leisure with work	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
5031	The secretarial pool was closed for renaming.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5032	At the office,I'm usually up to my @#$ in alligators.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5033	This way I no longer have to take washroom breaks.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5034	I told you you're underwater	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5035	AI thinks you’d be better off playing Pickleball.	1.0833	0.04311	72	68	2	2
5036	Yes, you can write off this holiday.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5037	Testing for coronavirus in waste water.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5038	I don't have time to play Marco Polo.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5039	I'm in a Zoom meeting with a client.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5040	Just thought my Zoom background could use a change of pace.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5041	I just have to check if my trousers are shrink resistant.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5042	Just trying to get the ambiance of sea rise from climate change.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5043	Now we Financial Advisors have to do what the TV ads say we do. So, got your back, Jack!”	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5044	Casual Friday means "sans trunks.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5045	You mean, this isn’t is what you mean by doing laps?	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5046	Yes, I have to tell, you're all wet!	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5047	I’ll need your date of birth, your social and your “A” stroke	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5048	HR regrets to inform you that we're cutting you adrift.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5049	I'm keeping track of it.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5050	My company is under water	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5051	A review of your asset to debt ratio shows you are currently under water	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5052	Our HR Department takes "pool of job applicants" literally.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5053	No, I am adding some work with recreation really	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5054	I'm watering down my ideas for a presentation.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5055	My AI girlfriend wanted to learn how to play water polo	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5056	In the post-Tucker world we can say what we want as long as we don’t get our hands dirty.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5057	Does this premise strike you as strained?	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5058	Vacations,amirite?	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5059	Just trying to take my water-cooler conversations to a whole new level	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5060	This isn’t what I imagined when he asked for a deep dive	1.0833	0.03865	84	79	3	2
5061	So, do you want to add the Olympic size pool to your home insurance with no lifeguards? Yes.?	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5062	Yes, thank you. All going swimmingly.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5063	I'm actually learning how to surf.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5064	As an Actuary I like to show up and surprise people with my fun side	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5065	Our talent pool was shrieking	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5066	Thank you again, Mr. Jones. You seem like an excellent candidate, but I have a few more candidates to see before making a decision.	1.0833	0.04312	60	56	3	1
5067	Oh, this isn't the typing pool??	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5068	No time for leisure! I’m drowning!	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5069	Do you remember the WiFi password?	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
5070	He didn’t understand that colleagues were using virtual backgrounds…	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
5071	It’s my officially unofficial kick-off to summer.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
5072	Everything I own is 'under water,' so I thought why not join them.	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5073	The executive team feels that joy in my humiliation is my only advantage over AI.	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
5074	I was asked to join the typing pool.	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
5075	Well, this way I don't have to take bathroom breaks.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
5076	I'm just getting to the part about a suit.	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
5077	We're compiling statistics on every splash.	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5078	I don’t drink coffee.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5079	I mistakenly selected business as the reason for my visit.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5080	My evaluation stated I need to immerse myself more.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5081	I can't wait until it's Adult Swim.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5082	I'm a pool reviewer and water sports influencer.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5083	We’ll at least I’m using a LAP top.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5084	So, when you say you're business is underwater, can you elaborate?	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5085	We have a hybrid remote work plan.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5086	The boss told me to swim against the current.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5087	If you can prove primary lane access, I can take your case.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5088	What's the matter, have you never seen a merman at work before?	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5089	I've ran the numbers, and you should stay out of the deep end	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5090	When your company just won't leave you alone when you're on vacation.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5091	You thought swimming with the sharks meant something else?	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5092	My Backstroke key jams in the pool, but the Caps Lock is very helpful during my diving session.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5093	I’m trying to show you that I care you want to spend more time doing things together.”	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5094	How long do they expect us to keep swimming in Trumps sweat?	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5095	This IS where I work.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5096	When I joined the office pool I thought swimwear was provided	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5097	Yes, our hybrid policy is two days in pool, three days remote.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5098	This is much easier than doing it with my desktop.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5099	I’m making it clear that I’m not enjoying remote work	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5100	I'm here only till Labor Day-- covering for a gal in the secretarial pool on maternity leave.	1.0822	0.04253	73	69	2	2
5101	Now, let me tell you about our dress code.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5102	Do you see how important I am now, Sid?	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5103	It’s the new decktop.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5104	Don’t worry! They replaced “Casual Fridays” with “camera off and on mute Fridays.”	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5105	Chat GPT didn't say anything about a bathing suit.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5106	summer fridays	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5107	I found you a great rate on term life insurance	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5108	Yeah, I’m literally taking a bath on this deal	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5109	My therapist says I get more work done in a state of flow	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5110	I know I said I’d put work away after one more email	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5111	I ran out of PTO so I have to look like I’m online…	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5112	I get one remote,pool day a year. The only rule is I can't submerge my laptop	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5113	The office really has gotten a lot more casual.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5114	I keep hitting F5 to refresh. It's only half working.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
5115	No, I don't have to take bathroom breaks.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5116	This used to be the typing pool.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5117	This is the best vacation I've taken since starting law school.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5118	My boss claims I am in over my head.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5119	Wanted to experience the smart working	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5120	Yes we take our swim at your own risk waivers very seriously	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5121	this is the elitist version of 'draining the swamp'	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5122	We find that like baseball analytics can improve your times.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5123	As a corporate headhunter, I’m in an ammersion program.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5124	I couldn't figure out how to set my Zoom background to something summery.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
5125	Shush-I’m in a zoom meeting with my boss and he thinks I’m in the office.	1.0814	0.03777	86	81	3	2
5126	My last question is: How do you find time to exercise?	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5127	Our company just got above water this quarter.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5128	I know it's for doing laps in the water. I'm doing mine on my laptop.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
5129	This pool is now a deductible work expense. Next, let's write a memo in the hot tub!	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
5130	My time schedule still says "pool drained"...	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5131	I'm pretending to work from home, but I'm really on holiday	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
5132	The policy is work from anywhere, as long as I never stop working.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5133	Let's not go off the deep end.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5134	As I said in my email, I really don't think I have the bandwidth for this. But I also want to be a team player, and don't want to make things difficult for the organization. So if there really isn't anyone else available, then fine. "Polo!"	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5135	I'm getting credit for multi-tasking while I'm here. How about you?	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5136	I take a hands-on approach when evaluating a pool of candidates.	1.0811	0.04197	74	70	2	2
5137	Just wanted to be in the flow	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5138	It's part of my relaxation therapy.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5139	Couldn't afford a beach trip	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5140	I’m from the government here to help you.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5141	It's swimlane diagram, I'm on workation.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5142	Working from home and working remotely are two separate things Bob.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5143	It's the latest hybrid work model, but I miss collaborating with people in dry underwear.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5144	I went short on my shorts.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5145	I already have your password, your credit card info and your mother's maiden name. What I need is, your lunch order.	1.0811	0.04197	74	70	2	2
5146	I' m wearing my swim fins.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5147	This is not a working vacation. I am posting our photos on Facebook.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5148	Sorry, I couldn’t wait.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5149	Thanks, I match my ties with my speedos.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5150	Adult swim is not a constitutional right.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5151	The day Dave realized he didn't understand the concept of work/life balance.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5152	Could you guys just tread water for a few minutes? This Zoom call is about to start.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5153	Meltdown at the office...had to cool off	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5154	I'm on Zoom. Don't want them to know I'm not wearing pants	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5155	This new website's gonna make a splash!	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5156	Don't worry please, you are not keeping me from taking a bathroom break.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5157	No, I’m not work-from-home. My boss gave me a mandatory “self-care hour” on the same day that our quarterlies are due.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5158	Honestly I prefer ‘octuary,’ but I’m not offended by ‘eight-legged actuarial merman’.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5159	Don’t worry, these pants are waterproof.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5160	I’m about to be in deep water with my boss	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5161	I'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.	1.0811	0.04197	74	70	2	2
5162	Since 2020, my company has adopted a ‘work anywhere’ policy.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5163	The grass does not grow unless I stand there and watch it. Personally!	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
5164	I won the office pool. The boss says this is all mine.	1.0806	0.04176	62	58	3	1
5165	So you have pain where? Just so we can really sock it to their liability insurance company...	1.0806	0.04176	62	58	3	1
5166	Please don't splash me during Zoom meetings.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5167	You're the one who called the typing pool	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5168	Before I became a lifeguard, I was in middle management.	1.0805	0.03735	87	82	3	2
5169	It's the perfect height for me and I don't get so tired standing on my feet.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5170	I didn't have time to get to the men's room.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5171	All my advisers said I need to get my feet wet first before I dive into my campaign.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5172	I'm just underwater at work	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5173	My boss said we should pool our thoughts!	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5174	Really, this is the typing pool.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5175	It’s my 6th ‘work-cation’ this year. Doesn’t get better than that.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5176	Thanks for asking. Workation is a blast but it keeps ruining my shoes.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5177	Remote work is liberating.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5178	I'm getting ready for my company to go underwater.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5179	My client Trump wears diapers. I prefer keeping my ass under water.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5180	I have to keep my cool for this online meeting.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5181	With your splashy lifestyle you'll need a stroke of luck to even begin to escape this cannonball of debt.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5182	Absolutely. Shark attack in swimming pools is double indemnity.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5183	Zoom meeting	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5184	Cardano is still plunging.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5185	Swim your laps somewhere else Denise my meeting starts in 5	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5186	Your free, back and breast look good, but your fly is open.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5187	I, sir, am the ultimate multi-tasker!	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5188	I still wear my flippers on zoom.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5189	I combine the ergonomic benefits of a standing desk and a swimming pool	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5190	In this unstable market, I ‘m up to my ass in liquidity.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5191	I thought this was an investment pool.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5192	I guess I'm the only person who thinks Casual Friday has gone too far.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5193	The hybrid model isn't for everyone but it works for me	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5194	We're doing a 'Swim into Summer Savings' promotion	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5195	To save time I am working, relaxing, and going to the bathroom.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5196	You know, with these virtual backgrounds I can take my meetings anywhere.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5197	What? It got hot hot-desking today!	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5198	It's quieter here....I work from home.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5199	They told me it was a 'come as you are' party!	1.0800	0.04142	75	71	2	2
5200	Almost finished with the report for the boss.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5201	Let’s circle backstroke on this next quarter.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5202	Yes… I am "supposed" to be on vacation.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5203	They said you needed someone to fix the slides?	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5204	I work for the New Yorker. I'm a pool reporter this month.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5205	The algorithm says now's the time to buy more non-fungible tokens.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5206	Your portfolio is inches away from being underwater.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5207	i wanted someplace were i could work in any form of outside	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5208	My doctor told me I need to reduce work related stress.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5209	Just a few more forms to fill out and then we can officially start the search for that pesky missing left arm.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5210	It's an expose' on working vacations.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5211	I’m finishing a quick poll before I dive in.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5212	I’m sorry, you’re too high risk for this pool.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5213	My shrink said that i am working to much at my office and that I need to get away!	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5214	Do you think the work ethic is dead in America?	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5215	Is your name really Marco Polo?	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5216	Even working from home wasn't enough.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5217	I find I am not productive when I work from home.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5218	I thought I was pitching my idea on ‘Shark Tank.’	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5219	I’m on PTO, but I’m still drowning in emails	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5220	I never really know what ‘unlimited PTO’ means	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5221	Just let me send this last email, and then we'll play Marco Polo, Timmy.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5222	Would you like some trauma, i have an amazing history.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5223	By my calculations, the probability of swallowing urine is 0.001%	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5224	They will let anyone in here. It's a public pool.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5225	Frolicking is down 5% this quarter	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5226	Oh yes. This is my crzcation time. Leisure,and work	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5227	Nobody wants to work anymore.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5228	It’s an important client - the next Facebook.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5229	I prefer this - I don't have to take a break to weedle.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5230	Boris Johnson discovering that a man in deep water can’t hide in the shallow end.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5231	The judge doesn’t mess around, Jim. We’re gonna need to perfect that back stroke if we want any chance of convincing them.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5232	It’s bring your pool to work day.	1.0795	0.03693	88	83	3	2
5233	As long as Marco Polo doesn't start up I should be fine.	1.0794	0.04112	63	59	3	1
5234	People are too casual about dressing for these virtual swim meets.	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5235	I'm afraid my job will take me to the deep end.	1.0794	0.04693	63	60	1	2
5236	They say going to the pool makes you work smarter.	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5237	I didn't get the memo about casual Fridays	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5238	At this firm it’s either sink or swim…	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5239	I got in way over my head	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5240	Ambulance chaser? No. I’m a diving board waiter.	1.0794	0.04112	63	59	3	1
5241	I'm applying for Shark Tank.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5242	We were totally swamped last night.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5243	I think we are going to need a 12 step program for Zoom!	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5244	It's the striped tie that keeps my creative juices flowing,	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5245	Where can I get a drink? I just got called to the bar.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5246	I'm actually on vacation...just a type-a	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5247	I told them I was working from home today	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5248	Invest with me and I'll keep you afloat!	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5249	In terms of hobnobbing, swimming is the new golf.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5250	As your lawyer, I'd advise against getting out of your swim lane.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5251	When the company proposed working remotely, I had no idea...	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5252	No sir. That term is extremely inappropriate for your immigration status!	1.0789	0.04088	76	72	2	2
5253	It's more economical and surprisingly less noisy than the closest coffee shop.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5254	I’m maintaining a work-life balance.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5255	Really it’s better than being up to my neck at the office.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5256	I’m finishing my book on multitasking.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5257	I see your account is under water.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5258	My style of financial asset management centers around keeping things VERY liquid.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5259	I think you took swimsuit a bit too literally.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5260	On a scale from one ten, HOW wet?	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5261	Rather than working from home, I opted to work from the pool.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5262	I’m not getting my hopes up - it’s a strong pool of applicants.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5263	I can get a lot more work done with no bathroom breaks.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5264	My wife told me to get some liquid courage for the Zoom big meeting.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5265	Is there anyone in this pool that would come to your rescue?	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5266	POV: Workaholics caught chilling!	1.0789	0.04088	76	72	2	2
5267	Our audit found the company to be under water.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5268	Sending a quick email out about the warm spot I found.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5269	Not everyone is cut out for remote work.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5270	Don’t worry, I showered and my clothes are washed.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5271	Home office is the past, new era it's about permanent vacations office, ¡this is the real freedom!	1.0789	0.04088	76	72	2	2
5272	My boss said working from home wasn’t an option.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5273	We can only dress down on Fridays.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5274	You should really shave your back if you are going to swim here	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5275	Everyone submarine. Zoom call in 2…	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5276	„Yeah, I know it’s casual friday. I am only wearing the tie, cause I am on a Zoom call with management in half an hour. “	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5277	I can get you in on the ground floor for only 10k.	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
5278	I’m the last member of the typing pool. What’s your excuse?	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5279	I wanted to ask you why you haven't bought a timeshare here yet.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5280	Don’t swim near me I’m on a Zoom call.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5281	No, it's not a typo. Fridays 10 to 11, this lane is reserved for laps on your laptop.	1.0787	0.03653	89	84	3	2
5282	I really want to make a splash.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5283	ChatGPT says a person can swim without a bathing suit. So I’m just going with a shirt and a tie.	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
5284	Okay, we’ve identified the venue. The Professional Marco Polo League is officially in motion.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5285	Don't like freestyle?	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
5286	They told us that we'd be considered "not present" if we weren't in office attire for this Zoom meeting. What can you do?"	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5287	Now would be a good time to say goodbye to your friends at the country club.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5288	I don't believe in All Work, No Play!	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
5289	I remote work two jobs on Mondays. I’m a lifeguard and a marketing analyst today.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5290	I’m sorry to say that I have calculated your average swimming speed as only 0.1478 miles per hour.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5291	HR said to be sure to wear pants for remote meetings.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5292	Can I borrow your charger?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5293	Do you think we should allow woman in the pool?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5294	I had to urgently get this material over to my auditor out and had to urgently pee, but the line to the unisex bathroom was too long	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5295	Just can't get away from the office.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5296	My doctor told me I had to be in the pool for adult swim.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5297	It's time to de-pool the segregation...	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5298	I guess I took this "labor pool" thing too literally.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5299	I always keep going and you must, too! Or sink in the water.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5300	Sir, we can only insurance you as long as you where floaties while in water.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5301	Dude, how about you think about putting some clothes on?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5302	If you think outside the box it's a different way to do a shark in the swimming pool	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5303	My office sends me on this annual vacation for two weeks.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5304	I'm doing lapps.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5305	Hi, there. I'm selling life insurance; you should certainly consider it. It'll only take 10 minutes.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5306	As your swim-countant I need to advise you that the number of laps on your return does not equate to your filed weight.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5307	Evidently Lifeguard-GPT requires more pre-training.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5308	I heard it was a lap pool.. .	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5309	I’m recruiting for our mixed water polo team.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5310	I really need to make a splash at this presentation on Monday.	1.0779	0.04036	77	73	2	2
5311	I like to totally immerse myself into any op-ed piece I write.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5312	My wife says she lost 30 pounds going to the pool every morning.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5313	I'm testing the water for the next big trend -- work from pool.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5314	Just one more, I’m swimming in emails.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5315	We here today to clarify what we meant by saying stay in your lane	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5316	Yeah, well, I am underwater, too.	1.0779	0.04036	77	73	2	2
5317	Sorry, pal. My colleagues are drowning in work	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5318	I know we’re on vacation. Just give me a few minutes to finish this work thing.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5319	I was told I needed to build a deck	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5320	I am a psychiatrist.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5321	Sorry for the delay today team, just coming up for air here	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5322	Sorry for the delay, had to drop my kids off at the pool	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5323	This is the only job pool where I’m not competing with A.I.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5324	My cameras off for the zoom meeting	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5325	Give me a minute, the boss is calling	1.0778	0.03613	90	85	3	2
5326	Our coverage doesn’t include accidental drownings.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5327	I'll ditch the shirt and tie after this Zoom meeting.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5328	Your projections are underwater, but you won't find them in this pool of resources.	1.0769	0.03985	78	74	2	2
5329	I thought I'd stand in the shallow end of the pool to see if I get better reception.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5330	Your assets are a little underwater at the moment	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5331	My sell signal is a subtle rise in water temperature.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5332	I told my boss I'm in the swim of things with this new client. So ... it's not really a lie.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5333	My company pays me to exercise -- how'd you guess?	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5334	If we diversify your stroke portfolio we can minimize your cramp potential.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5335	It's important to dress for the job you want.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5336	Hey. you do your laps your way... I will do mine this way	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5337	I just tell them it's a Zoom background.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5338	…and the lifeguard job comes with your own cubicle and desk.	1.0769	0.03214	91	85	5	1
5339	Did I mention that we offer the greatest protection for water damage?	1.0769	0.03988	65	61	3	1
5340	Hakab	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5341	It's a Water Proof Lap Top . and I'm testing how many laps it can do, before it takes a nose dive..."	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5342	Sorry, I was on mute.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5343	Working from home allows me to exercise during my lunch break.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5344	I don’t think you can claim this as a flood. You filled up your pool.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5345	Some work from home I work from pool.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5346	I’m practically drowning in work	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5347	After lunch, I dove right into work.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5348	I’ve never been to a swim meet before	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5349	The WiFi works better by the pool.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5350	I can't stop now, rent's due tomorrow.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5351	Are there any potential water hazards in your yard that would raise your insurance premium?	1.0769	0.04551	65	62	1	2
5352	I think I’m getting the hang of hybrid work	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5353	Sally, if you could stop splashing, that’d be great. This is the company’s notepad. Go on Bob, and then what happened?	1.0769	0.03988	65	61	3	1
5354	Just a minute. I’m finishing my last “summer hours” email.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5355	I'm emailing human resources that casual Friday has gotten out of hand.	1.0769	0.03985	78	74	2	2
5356	I’m just waiting for this data hydration task to complete.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5357	Office is closed so I had to work reMOAT	1.0769	0.03574	91	86	3	2
5358	Just checking the temperature before I put on my swimming trunks.	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
5359	My boss told me to stay in my swim lane and stop offering others advice	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
5360	You’re in deeper water than you think	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5361	Excuse me, can you help me change my desktop wallpaper?	1.0759	0.03936	79	75	2	2
5362	I'm using Windows SPF 2000.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5363	My house is being renovated and I work from home, this way I can have a wash and wash my clothes at the same time.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5364	I'm relaxing.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5365	Usually when I take a new job, I dive in at the deep end, but this time I’m being more cautious.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5366	I thought it'd be fun to try working hard WHILE hardly working.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5367	I am searching for what you meant by business casual.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5368	How much would you pay for a same-day delivery bathing suit?	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5369	I'm downloading a large spreadsheet and this is the strongest WiFi at the resort.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5370	Where do I see myself in a year? Well, it deep ends.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5371	Shoot—forgot my goggles.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5372	Working remotely is great, except when it is storming.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5373	I'm taking a workation.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5374	I thought they said 'Adulting' Swim.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5375	I'd like to, but I'm swamped right now.	1.0759	0.03936	79	75	2	2
5376	What do you mean? You think I'm taking working remotely too seriously?	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5377	I'm trying for better work-life balance.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5378	Aside from pool, what are your other liquid assets?"	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5379	I am just so grateful that the modern software has an anti-chlorine reagent.	1.0759	0.03936	79	75	2	2
5380	So your investments in swimming pools is really paying off.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5381	If you're impressed by our patent pending 'Wet Suit', you'll love the 'Sweat Suit' we have in development.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5382	How about you just stay in your lane?	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5383	First time I’ve entered the executive betting pool	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5384	I like to think of it as work-life saturation.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5385	My boss won't spring for a standing desk.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5386	My new boss told me "just to dive right into my job"	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5387	What's the wifi password in here? -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5388	Sir, I’m with the F.B.I. – I.C.U.P. division.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5389	I’m here to let you know you’re underwater on your mortgage.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5390	Remote work has been my greatest blessing.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5391	There’s a lot of cons for sure but now I never have to awkwardly leave a meeting to go to the bathroom.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5392	It's a lap pool laptop.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5393	You only want to try this during adult swim.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5394	Its hard to work from home when your business is selling swimming pools.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5395	I don't understand it either. They said I needed to get my feet wet. Not sure it's helping.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5396	My productivity has increased because I don't need to take bathroom breaks anymore.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5397	Tuesday’s I’m remote.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5398	When I wrote "hope all is well," I really needed to know.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5399	I need to be ready in case I need to turn my camera on	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5400	How’s work? Oh you know, just keeping my head above water. It’s a sink or swim industry.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5401	I'm having my first swimming lesson today after catching my wife with another man last night, so I figured it was an opportune time to make a few changes to my living trust.	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
5402	I promised my wife I would join her in the pool before dinner.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5403	I'm assuming you won't be needing the underwater rider.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5404	It's the only way I can float a business loan.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5405	I couldn't remember how to change my zoom background...	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5406	I'm taking a virtual vacation this year.	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5407	No, I'm WFV.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5408	My therapist suggested I might overcome my fear of water if I immersed myself writing about it. So far,so good.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5409	I'm saving my PTO for the Georgia indictments.	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5410	You've heard of a staycation? This is the opposite.	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5411	My wife said that if I took this job, I'd soon be literally drowning in work.	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5412	I just have to move the mouse every few minutes so it looks like I'm still online.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5413	It’s still our dress code Carlos Maranhāo São Paulo, Brazil	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5414	I'll try and work it out, but I don't think peeing in the pool constitutes a tax-deductible donation.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5415	I can give you an estimate now but it won't be definite until things harden up in January.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5416	Actually, this is more refreshing them working from home	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5417	You're drowning? Tell me about it.	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5418	I’m just trying to stand out in a deep labor pool.	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5419	Keystroke race then keyboard dive if the battery lasts.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5420	With so many remote work options, no wonder commercial real estate is dead	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5421	On Zoom, it’s hard to make a splash.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5422	This is how those "virtual backgrounds" work, right?	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5423	My wife says the pool has the best signal	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5424	No, actually we get unlimited vacation	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5425	i’m knee-deep in work	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5426	I didn't get the support I needed working from home	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5427	This way I close all my rings and keep a work life balance	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5428	Has sun negligently burned you? You may be entitled to compensation	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5429	Is this really the secretarial pool?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5430	I thought the lifeguard said this was the lap top lane?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5431	I am trying out remote work.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5432	The lap lane is for swimming? Who says?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5433	I am here to assess if you have gone off the deepend	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5434	I just had a quick Zoom meeting	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5435	Doc said to get get my butt in the pool and I’ve made $40,000 in the last ten minutes. This workout is really working out!	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5436	Yes, I'm an attorney with the firm Old Wives Club. So the cramping started approximately 15 minutes after you ate lunch?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5437	I do my best thinking while relaxing in the pool	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5438	Maybe later. I need to transition into vacation gradually.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5439	So you're sticking with the 'Every one else does it' defense?"	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5440	What I'm trying to illustrate is that like you and me, half of your retirement investments are underwater.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5441	Boss told me to stay in my swim lane.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5442	Do you have a green screen?	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5443	I know I told you your portfolio was underwater	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5444	Not as fun as I thought to use the Zoom fake office background.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5445	Sorry boss... you told me not to let my creative well dry up...	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5446	I just need to change the company logo to pride flag and we're good.	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5447	it's a great working spot. I don't even have to get up to go to the toilet	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5448	Thought it would be apropos if I did my phishing in water.	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5449	Please don't splash me or my laptop.	1.0745	0.03114	94	88	5	1
5450	If I want to work remote, I need to log in.	1.0745	0.03114	94	88	5	1
5451	STOP SPLASHING ME!	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5452	Can't swim; onky way to top (the ) lap the swimmer does.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5453	I’ve increased the flow to your dingaling by 2° on my device.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5454	I use the office picture as background	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5455	I'M IN AN OFFICE FOOTBALL POOL	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5456	I was told this is the office pool.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5457	Definition of home-office: connect on time, wear proper clothes, put the camera filter on."	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5458	The agency sent me -- I'm the new typing pool temp.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5459	Immersive keyboarding online class	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5460	I'm calculating exactly how much pee is in here.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5461	I promise I don't pee in the office.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5462	It said to wear a suit, what's your problem?	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5463	The policy has a discount for swimming strokes. Not having strokes.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5464	This way I don't need to take bathroom breaks.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5465	My office has "Summer Fridays" but I work from home.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5466	No it's not long-term, just something to get my feet wet.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5467	My whole company is going under.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5468	I thought I was joining a car pool. Turns out, it was a pool car.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5469	Working from home led to working from anywhere and is now working from everywhere. I’m trying to engage in this Kafka-esque hellscape with some whimsy.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5470	I should warn you, I’m going to ‘P’ in the pool.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5471	Sam, I’ve been looking for you. Your PTO is up. Great, Now I’m going to smell like chlorine on the plane.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5472	No, WEP, not wet.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5473	I’m afraid it’s all business up top, all party on the bottom.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5474	I have my background filter set as an office so I can really work anywhere..	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5475	When it’s summer break, but you’re an adult.	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5476	My therapist said I should try to get out of the office more, but now I’m just stressed out AND wet.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5477	My laptop says this is your final lap, Lydia Laplander	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
5478	This is my vacation.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5479	You've got too much liquidity.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5480	You're about to make a big splash	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5481	They may consider your pool membership a liquid asset,but I would’nt hold my breath.	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5482	I'm immersing myself in my work	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5483	As a pop-up AI party killer, I can confirm your mortgage is upside down at the bottom of this pool."	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5484	So for the past year, my boss thinks this is just my video chat background	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5485	My live webcam needs a big splash.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5486	If I was working from home I wouldn't be wearing pants.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5487	It was illegal to declare this swimming pool as an asset just because you paid a menbership fee.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5488	The networks picked me to be the pool reporter.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5489	You know you could just set a Zoom virtual background...	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5490	Best place for refreshing your ideas.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5491	Loving this unlimited PTO policy	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5492	We are going to make a deep dive	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5493	Ever since the bankruptcy we’ve been treading water a little bit.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5494	Dave, you don't have to tell me. I know I'm in hot water.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5495	I have to compete with the effect of AI, all is crap.	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5496	... Now, those who responded to the text MARCO with POLO ...	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5497	Although, the Keystroke and Backstroke are very different	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5498	In this environment, I recommend continuing liquidity.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5499	You have an offer of $1.01 per, max 77 laps.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5500	I’m not Marco. I’m Mr. Anderson.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5501	This is the other form of Wet Work.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5502	I'm writing a novel about a public pool.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5503	My doctor told me to get away from the office and out more.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5504	When they make it waterproof, then I'll wear my speedo.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5505	After SVB, the regulators expect bank executives to have a better feel for our liquidity.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5506	I'm telling them that you are soaking up some new ideas for the Holiday party.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5507	I told the boss my work on that new assignment is going swimmingly.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5508	My boss wants the new process flow redone in swimlanes.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5509	I really optimized my productivity when I found a place where I can work and go to the bathroom at the same time	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5510	It's an older laptop.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5511	I didn't know it was casual Friday	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5512	What’s your SWIM code?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5513	I’m having wifi issues so I’m going to keep my camera off today.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5514	So it would safe to enter "treading water" on a list of skills that could be viewed by potential employers?	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5515	I'm not here to tell you not to dive. I'm just reading the actuarial tables.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5516	By my calculations as a boots on the ground observer, if you don't try harder you will be underwater in no time.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5517	Ok for this life insurance policy, we need to go deeper on your recreational activities...	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5518	I'm on a summer working from home schedule.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5519	I got sick of being swamped with work.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5520	What better way to concentrate than sticking your whole lower half in cold water?	1.0725	0.04291	69	66	1	2
5521	I'm a method sportscaster.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5522	No, I don't work for the pool club — I work for McKinsey, a consultancy hired by the pool to explore new revenue opportunities. OK, so, the question once again: Would you pay extra for the privilege to jack your shit in the pool? If so, how much?	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5523	One final question… where do you see yourself in 5 years time?	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5524	According to the numbers I'm looking at, all your properties are under water.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5525	I work best out of my comfort zone	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5526	I misunderstood “bathing suit”	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5527	I think you should float.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5528	Thank you for your time. Please watch your locker for our decision.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5529	If you pay your taxes on time it will keep you out of deep water..	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5530	Actually I’m the lifeguard here when I’m not on Zoom.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5531	This way I'll only use half a vacation day!	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5532	Me? I'm drowning at work.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5533	Is it WebMD.com or WebMD.org	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5534	Now I never have to take a break.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5535	I’m on a hybrid work schedule.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5536	Can you dial down the strokes for a bit? My case for remote productivity is sinking while you swim.	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5537	I go where the insurance business takes me.	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5538	Summer Fridays… am I right?!	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5539	My boss told the team to pool its efforts.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5540	Laps? Not me. I’m on a staycation.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5541	My boss said, "You spend too much time at the office, you need to get in the pool."	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5542	Based on your displayed fitness and my examination of your body mass, I've got an excellent insurance quote for you	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5543	It seems the keyboard may have gotten wet.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5544	Taking a ZOOM bathroom break.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5545	HR wants to expand the talent pool.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5546	If I take my meetings here I can pee whenever I want.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5547	Working from home got a little too dry for me.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5548	Do you mind keeping it down? I’m in the middle of a zoom meeting.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5549	Yes I am on vacation. I'm wearing swim trunks.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5550	What do you mean I have a superiority complex? I was just running late from a meeting and needed to send a few emails thanking them for my promotion.	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5551	My company's idea of a Summer Friday	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5552	I’ve been waiting all year to switch my sweatpants for swim shorts	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5553	Summer hours” just doesn’t mean the same thing since COVID.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5554	Just practicing for when Wall Street is under water.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5555	Duh, Fred. It’s my laptop.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5556	How else do you pool information	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5557	Yes, I'm the new guy in the steno pool ...	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5558	I get my laps in when they ask me to exit Zoom and look for data.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5559	It's a business tax deduction if I do some work.	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5560	hosting a swimmingly good podcast of the volleyball play-offs	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5561	I've done a thorough search. Your swim trunks are not deductible.	1.0714	0.03705	84	80	2	2
5562	Don't splash me. I'll sell your IP address.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5563	My doctor says I need to incorporate more recreation into my daily schedule.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5564	Remember son, always plan for some fun. See you back here in 86 seconds.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5565	They're pretty loose with the write-off's these days.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5566	What, you never heard of WFH?	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5567	I thought I'd signed up for WeSpace.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5568	I'm increasing liquidity	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5569	This is how I train my focus.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5570	Well, this is how I get my heart rate up!	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5571	the pool is better, no sand in the computer."	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5572	What's wrong with this picture?	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5573	Your accounts are overdrawn and your investments are all under water ... the bank wants to make sure you're alive and kicking.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5574	Yes—we’ve been hybrid for a while—but there are no more casual Fridays.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5575	I’m committed to finishing my book by July 15th!	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5576	I'm like the Johnnie Cochran of getting people out of Pool Jail. Stop laughing.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5577	I want to make a splash with the new boss.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5578	I’m updating	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5579	I just have to finish a few emails before I frolick	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5580	I use the blurred background on Zoom so that my coworkers can’t tell that I’m at my 8th job as a lifeguard.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5581	They told me people either sink or swim, so I guess I should have known.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5582	Still better than taking feet pics.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5583	I’m at my daughter’s wedding and recovering from heart strategy, I may be offline for 10-15 minutes	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5584	I'm trying something different for my Zoom call today: formals on top, swimwear below, and a high production low cost background.	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5585	I get all my best work done while relieving myself constantly. Thank goodness this pool isn’t heated.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5586	I only put the camera on and unmute during introductions. If I time it with Adult Swim and blur the background, I'm good!	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5587	It’s been quite the transition since the office switched from Zoom to Google Swim Meet.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5588	There's an (8) hour time difference between here an Berlin.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5589	With a blurred background, I have almost 30 minutes before my shirt absorbs enough water that I have to sign off and get a dry shirt.	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
5590	It says you’re Half Underwater, Sink or Swim	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
5591	I'm keeping an eye on my kids.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5592	‘’…..and the final question. What is your opinion about people being allowed into the pool wearing street clothes?’	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5593	I know you would like help with your stroke,but it's not in my job description.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5594	Your microloan for new swimming trunks will be approved in 24 hrs.	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
5595	I'm a choreographer, we're doing a Busby Berkeley revival.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5596	If I don’t meet my deadline I’ll be underwater soon	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5597	How are you keeping your head above water, but still drowning in work?	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5598	I use these virtual reality glasses to balance my emotional state. I was missing the adrenaline of my job...I'll be right back in the pool, Bob.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5599	It’s called PTO Stan ever heard of it? Stay in your lane!	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
5600	I’m confused. How else can we accommodate your work-life balance?	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
5601	your assets are … liquid	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5602	Honestly? Vacations kind of stress me out.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5603	The only problem is I have to delete with the backstroke crowd!	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5604	HQ is testing a new, integrative approach to improving work / life balance.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5605	I figured it's about the same as you standing next to my chaise longue.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5606	Sir, this is not what i meant by liquidating your assets	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5607	They say that AI can’t take jobs away from people who work at pools.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5608	My client wants me to take a deep-dive into his case.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5609	You’ll never hear me lament on my deathbed I should have spent less time in the office	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5610	There's also a $30 per day water replacement fee for use of the pool.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5611	Quality time with my kids. I’m just not going to let work keep me from things we all love.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5612	I can get a lot more accomplished without those frequent bathroom breaks.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5613	It saves me so much time not have to leave my desk to pee!"	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5614	It's an IRS audit of his liquid assets.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5615	I’m treading water, here and at work at the same time.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5616	It has a wave power charger.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5617	It seemed easier to fulfill the employee wellness requirement this way than the hot yoga option.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5618	What would you say to going back to work?	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5619	Follow me for more multitasking tips.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5620	Liquidations? No, aqua-sitions.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5621	I’m not disagreeing with you, but I don’t drink coffee and the Wi-Fi is actually faster here.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5622	Im not working on holidays, im on holidays while working	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5623	What do you mean, ‘it doesn’t seem like I’m on vacation’”	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5624	When you hired us as your financial advisors, we weren’t joking about going in the deep end to meet your life goals.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5625	The free membership is nice, but the PTO is a joke.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5626	In this market, I'm just trying to stay above water	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5627	Great coverage, right?	1.0704	0.04171	71	68	1	2
5628	I've got spreadsheets on everything from chlorine content to how many times that Jenkins brat has splashed me.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5629	Would you say that you can go the length?	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5630	I'm saving my vacation days for a special occasion.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5631	I’m more productive if I don’t have to walk to the bathroom.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5632	Please,sir,this is still the typing pool.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5633	We're out of towels but can draft an exit agreement between you and the water.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5634	Well sir, as I said to the manager, I was here first.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5635	I told you, I've got my trunks on and we'll race right after this Zoom call.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5636	What type of strokes do you enjoy?	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5637	I Excel at swimming.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5638	We've decided to liquidate all our assets.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5639	Multitasking - I hear it's healthy.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5640	Wait... this isn't the applicant pool?	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5641	My Zoom background gets me noticed.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5642	After the thing with ChatGPT and the legal citations, I don’t want anyone thinking my background isn’t totally real.	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5643	It’s all at your own risk.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5644	I like to seize my time between calls	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5645	No, this is the county recreation pool. The Atlantic Ocean is another hundred miles east. The good news is, they'll stay open for you.	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5646	What the he'll am I doing? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5647	My boss told me to dive into my work while staying afloat with my productivity.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5648	I work here whenever explosive flatulence strikes.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5649	Would you like to add our 'underwater collision' coverage? You know, for the next one.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5650	With a swimsuit, it is work on top, party on the bottom.	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5651	They are texting you a 5 digit verification code that requires a response in 2 minutes.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5652	I said lap pool not laptop.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5653	I'm working up to taking a cruise through Lake Eire.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5654	The streaming directions were confusing.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5655	Happily, I’’m offering you a “good swimmer” discount on flood insurance.	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5656	I am enjoying the advantages of working remotely.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5657	OK Bernie, we are calling it a wash	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5658	I always follow up the backstroke and the breaststroke with a keystroke.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5659	It says here the phrase 'all wet' first came to be popular in the 1920s.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5660	Everyone, please keep it down while im on this zoom call!	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5661	Ever get the feeling your drowning in your inbox?	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5662	I know I’m busy, Bob, but at least I’m above water.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5663	No, really, all I wanted to do today was wear my swim trunks.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5664	My boss asked me for a deep dive into the reports.	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5665	The new work from home… “work from water”	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5666	Well you’d promised you would ‘circle-back’…	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5667	The firm gives us unlimited vacation as long as we’re meeting our billable hours	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5668	You have nothing to worry about; I just want to hear from Polo.	1.0690	0.03579	87	83	2	2
5669	I like to be in the swim of things.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5670	At least I'm not on the phone.	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
5671	Honey, my simulation says you should be swimming much faster.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5672	As your regional director of Dad jokes, I am immersing myself into the swim of things.	1.0690	0.03579	87	83	2	2
5673	Sometimes I work on LAN, sometimes not.	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
5674	I’m just putting on my out of office	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5675	My law firm encourages recreational breaks.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5676	Yeah, we gotta work quick before Trump drains the pool -- you won't believe the documents he's stored underwater!	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5677	I wanted to make a splash in my new job	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5678	I'm in the office pool.	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5679	Why? Because my air conditioner broke down.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5680	The airs of a multi-tasker	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5681	Underwater with work	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5682	This is my best Zoom meeting ever.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5683	After Covid, I work remotely all year and only give my bottom half vacations.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5684	I’m easing into the work-life balance that everybody says is now important.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5685	I'm trying to have more work/life balance.	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5686	I've been doing a deep dive into your financial records and you're barely above water.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5687	Well, yes, I am on my vacation but I'm terrified I'll be fired if I don't produce.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5688	And here's the cctv footage of you peeing here when you were 6, so yes, you're banned	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5689	I’m just protesting casual Fridays.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5690	It’s very important to maintain liquidity in this environment	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5691	I'm practically drowning in work these days.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5692	What I love about freelance work is the freedom.	1.0685	0.04059	73	70	1	2
5693	On a scale of 1 - 10, how much chlorine have you had to drink today?	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5694	We're getting along swimingly.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5695	I need to keep my cool during conference calls.	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5696	"Wow....it looks like my vacation app is working!"	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5697	I only do waste-up Zooms.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5698	I was today-years-old when #TikTokTaughtMe that a swimming desk is even better for your health than a standing desk.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5699	Yes, I am using this lane.	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5700	Would you mind keeping it down? I’m about to hop on a Zoom call.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5701	I’m underwater on my mortgage, does that count?	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5702	Could you keep it down, I’m about to go off mute	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5703	I’m sorry, you said the wifi password was pool with 3 o’s?	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5704	New productivity hack. I guess they’re calling it multi-basking.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5705	I inadvertently booked a zoom meeting and my aqua-therapy at the same time! s	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5706	Mr. CornPop, the Times would certainly like to hear your side of the story	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5707	Local surfers ONLY, brah!	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5708	We are questioning cliches. This week it's pooling resources.	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
5709	It may not have a cooling fan, but it's the hippest model this year.	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
5710	Not now	1.0678	0.03301	59	55	4	0
5711	It's a new feature called water-login.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5712	Multitasking is in the eye of the beholder	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5713	I’ve blurred the background and told admin I have a ceiling leak.” Fingers crossed!	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5714	Sign my confidentiality agreement and never lose a race again.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5715	Got sick and tired of working from home, so I moved to the pool!	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5716	Does 'working from home' include this ?	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5717	Looks like you're about to go underwater.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5718	Business up top, flatulation below.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5719	Can you spell that for me, please	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5720	It just never stops!	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5721	You have a 37% chance of belly flopping on the high dive.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5722	I'm sorry but we aren't writing any new flood insurance policies in your state.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5723	Your doctor ordered a wet-read of your x-ray results.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5724	As your accountant I suggest you practice your backstroke.	1.0676	0.04004	74	71	1	2
5725	This is actually my work from home day	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5726	The agency said that this is the only wet work I'm qualified for.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5727	A little faster Fred and you can break the womens record.	1.0676	0.04004	74	71	1	2
5728	My boss thinks this is a video wallpaper"	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5729	THEN OUR HEROINE DROWNS IN COMPETATIVE BOOKKEEPING.....	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5730	Unfortunately I have to pluck from the swimming pool boxes, too.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5731	Unfortunately your finances are nearly underwater.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5732	I’ll do anything to keep from going under.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5733	‘stay in your lane, george. i’m on it.’	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5734	: I'm improving my work/life balance -	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5735	Can you believe I get unlimited vacation days?	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5736	My company canceled summer Fridays so I decided to take matters into my own hands.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5737	How many paddles would you like to contribute to your 401m plan?	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
5738	My therapist recommended less work and more me time.	1.0674	0.02673	89	83	6	0
5739	Yes, of course I'd rather be working back in the office...	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5740	I’m sorry. Isn’t it adult swim?	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
5741	Sharks in the water? What sharks?	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5742	If I tilt the screen just right, no one will even notice my swim trunks.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5743	I'm afraid that you are no good at electronized swimming.	1.0667	0.03952	75	72	1	2
5744	And she says we can't multi-task.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5745	I can’t bring myself to go back to the office.	1.0667	0.04024	60	57	2	1
5746	Of course I know what I'm doing! The email from my boss said I had to be in the pool today!	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5747	I’m from the office pool.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5748	I am not the pool boy. I am the new life/virus guard.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5749	Its my summer vacation!	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5750	Deep inside, he wondered if people thought he was nuts.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5751	Team Building Exercise.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5752	My boss walks on his treadmill desk between meetings, but I’m more of a swimmer.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5753	The "Blow-Up Lawyer" automatically activates poolside when any urination is detected in the country club pool.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5754	'Adult Swim?' I said. 'I love 'Rick and Morty!'	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5755	Hence the work clothes.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5756	Please, no splashing.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5757	Why? Because here I can continue to work without having to leave to go to the bathroom.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5758	Don’t worry I have a background on	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5759	They told me I could work from anywhere	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5760	I work for an Australian company. It’s winter there.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5761	I said carpool karaoke, Henderson.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5762	I’m teleworking today.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5763	I'm afraid the only holding you have above water is your head.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5764	It's multi-tasking, obvi.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5765	Synchronized Spreadsheet. New sport for Summer Olympics.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5766	Spending time in the pool is supposed to be good for my arthritis.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5767	In exchange for allowing us to continue to work remotely, H.R. instituted a dress code.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5768	You know of any good bathing suit stores?	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5769	Would you like to get into the POOL and have a chance to win?	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5770	So, for your life insurance policy, "Do you know how to swim?"	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5771	They think it’s a fake background	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5772	I’ve learnt to apply myself to any situation	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
5773	This is a survey about Lane Dancing	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
5774	What, so this doesn’t qualify as a staycation?	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5775	This new gig has been quite a learning curve, and my boss told me to be a sponge.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5776	Working from home was getting old so I’m trying some other locations”	1.0667	0.02644	90	84	6	0
5777	They said get your laps in	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5778	I’ve become much more efficient now that I don’t have to stop for so many bathroom breaks.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5779	Scientists say the Financial District may soon be flooded.	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5780	Could you please keep the splashing down, I'm working here.	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5781	No. I don't think I'm taking "this remote worker thing" to an extreme.	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5782	I’m sorry, I’m on workation. I’ll switch to full swimming gear after 5pm.	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5783	Wait, how do you blur your Zoom background again?	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5784	I'm swamped	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5785	How deep are you in?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5786	Do you understand the term 'underwater' now	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5787	Work from home" is a loose term	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5788	It's called a hybrid work schedule. M-W i'm in the pool and T-Th I'm in the jacuzzi.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5789	As your lawyer. I suggest following my advice.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5790	I can't afford to break for anything.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5791	Are you sure you are really not interested in buying "swimmers insurance"?	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5792	You are overdrawn in your laps account.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5793	Am I blocking your lane?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5794	You never heard of the online dating pool?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5795	Because my editor said I’d get a bonus if Room Rater tagged my live shot.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5796	We should get you out of offshore investments.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5797	So, you're ready to go ahead and pool your resources?	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5798	doctors' orders. my chlorine levels were low.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5799	American vacationing in Europe I’m OOO but will be available via email anytime.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5800	They were out of regular standing desks…	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5801	The private pool was too expensive, good thing the public pool is free.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5802	You know what an Influencer is right?	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5803	So Hot out, I set up shop in here, heard it was gonna be ACCRUAL SUMMER	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5804	I can never quite tell anymore if I’m working while I’m off or off while I’m working.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5805	Any preferences for flipper colour sir?	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5806	I don’t know, free wifi or free pool, both are great at this place.	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5807	Your BMI should make it easy for you to win the race, even while wearing pants.	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5808	Great! Now two more laps and we’ll cover how to get this reimbursed through your HSA.	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5809	It’s not the worst job in the world - just in journalism.	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5810	It is not working from home if I am not at home	1.0656	0.03959	61	58	2	1
5811	They said the workshare space would be “refreshing”	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5812	. My wife told me i need to be better at multitasking.	1.0652	0.03015	92	87	4	1
5813	Jus Thank you, Mr. Smith, you are approved to join the Water Wings session	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5814	We don't have a lifeguard I am here for moral support.	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5815	These stocks have a pretty high liquidity.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5816	this is the only place I'm not 'submerged' in work..	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5817	Nothing like that. Just a time zone thing.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5818	I’m getting much better about my work/life balance.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5819	It’s called remote working. I’m busy right now but you can contact me after 5.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5820	I know, it's still Zoom.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5821	John, You get an email from Your boss. What should I answer?	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5822	My editor wants a rewrite with more buoyancy.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5823	I don’t have a standing desk at home.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5824	Oh yes our rates are definitely cheaper	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5825	Boss wanted a last dive into the data before the deadline.	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5826	My multitasking skills are still in the Research & Development phase.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5827	For privacy purposes, may I know your social security number?	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5828	Welcome to Swimming with the Emails.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5829	We thought you knew what we meant when we asked if you wanted to join the office pool.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5830	I am much better with the keystroke than I am the backstroke.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5831	No-That's not what they mean by a lap top!	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5832	My wife thinks I'm a tad obsessive, but tracking the pool water temperature is no joke.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5833	Who gave you permission to punch out early?	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5834	Running low on PTO, so I took a half day.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5835	Oh it's just that they care about my well being so much, I feel I owe them	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5836	And how would you rate the water temperature on a scale of one to five?	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5837	I'm conducting a survey and need a large pool of respondents.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5838	I’m just getting a little bit tired of being in the fast lane.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5839	This hybrid arrangement is really working out for us son.	1.0645	0.02983	93	88	4	1
5840	This is not what I had jn mind when you said a reporting deep dive.	1.0645	0.03896	62	59	2	1
5841	My Friday to work late at the office	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5842	They told me to pick a lane and stay in it.	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5843	My doctor said to add a water sport to reduce my stress.	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
5844	My company requires office visits.	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5845	Can you repeat that email address one more time?”	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5846	You should see the guy who joined the carpool...	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5847	I won a bronze in the 80 words-per-minute keystroke at the Sydney Olympics.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5848	You gotta put in on the edge so it doesn't get wet.	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5849	Could you all keep it down for a minute. I'm about to go off mute.	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5850	I'm waist deep in alligators for God's sake! What the hell do you think	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5851	Second year. I'm working my way up to swimming with the sharks."	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5852	I'm working on wetware	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5853	My boss told me to learn to swim with the sharks, so I thought I would start slowly."	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5854	This way I can deduct the pool fee.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5855	I just found out you can watch porn on your computer.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5856	I'm commando and need to find swim trunks fast.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5857	And what Whole Life amount do you want?	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5858	They really did throw me in the deep end.	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5859	Ordinarily I'm shy and reticent about going after new clients.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5860	We'll still be afloat if markets plunge."	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5861	I'm actually insane obviously, but I do have a few work emails I need to power through"	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5862	I didn't want to miss the deadline, but I didn't want to miss the fun, either!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5863	How would you say your trunks are riding up on a scale of 1 to 10? With 10 being a disaster waiting to happen.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5864	I have a backup of all my files, just in case.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5865	Hey, Buddy this pool is for laps…NOT a Lap-Top!!!!	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5866	You're welcome.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5867	If you don't want to give my law office a customer satisfaction review, what am I even doing here?	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5868	My boss finally invited me to join the office pool and said it to get in by Tuesday at 10.	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5869	As your coach, this data shows you should add 10 seconds to your under water swim	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5870	I’m barely staying afloat	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5871	Oh yeah, remote work had really made it easy for me to spend time with my family during their summer break	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5872	I’m CIA. This is our new “wet work”.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5873	Filling time sheets.	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5874	Today Jim found out that ‘workin the poolside’ was much different from ‘working pool-side’ to the great disappointment of his dry cleaner.	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5875	I was all prepared , except for my laptop isn’t waterproof !	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5876	When I said I was swimming, I meant in work.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5877	They wouldn't let me wearing a bathing suit at the water cooler but said this would be fine	1.0635	0.03835	63	60	2	1
5878	I was advised not to totally immerse in my work!	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5879	Oops, I just “p”-ed in the pool.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5880	It's the closest thing to tax heaven.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5881	Just shooting the quarterly numbers over to Martha in hot tub.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5882	My productivity would go to hell if I didn't have a waterproof laptop!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5883	This is a no-contact way of cooling down the laptop during a heatwave.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5884	Your performance was atrocious but you can still be the water boy.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5885	By working remote I can reduce the amount of time needed for bathroom breaks by 98%	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5886	'"You'd do better if you wore an athletic supporter"	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5887	I know you have some reservations about the quality of the pool Sir but do you have a reservation to use it?	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5888	I said send someone from the secretarial pool, not TO the secretarial pool!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5889	Boss said he wanted me to get my feet wet and I told him I was all in.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5890	Do you want to be timed as a male of female today? Leo Lane Petaluma, CA	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5891	I haven’t had any luck with my job interviews since everyone switched to Zoom.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5892	My company’s finances are underwater.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5893	I told you your finances were under water!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5894	When I hired into the Office Pool, they did say there was a shortage of office space.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5895	It seems this 'How to Swim' article has omitted some crucial details.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5896	I deal with people who are underwater on their mortgages.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5897	Sometimes I feel like this is the only way I can keep my head above water.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5898	Jenny can you switch over to backstroke and Steve you can finish with leg pumping	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5899	We have a very strict Summer Friday policy	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5900	Enough with the horseplay I’m going off mute! Correct, Bob- the company is serious that we are now requiring all sales teams back in the office unless you’re in mgmt. some people are just not taking work seriously.	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5901	Don’t mind me. I’m proving to my wife that I can multi-task.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5902	I from Think or Swim. The meme stocks are currently underwater.	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5903	I am a lap man for the county.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5904	I’m so glad I took this vacation after ten years of solid, back-to-back work…	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5905	It helps me keep on top of my laps.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5906	And my crazy wife thinks I’m a workaholic! Can you believe that? Nuking futs!!	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5907	Sorry boss…Auto-correct said you wanted “Google” not “goggles”.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5908	This segment of the job interview evaluates buoyancy and keeping afloat.	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
5909	This wizard on YouTube is teaching me how to turn into a fish.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5910	Do you know how to change the background on this thing? I don't want my boss to know I'm in the pool.	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5911	With my tie on I'm sure to stay focused on my work.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5912	The restroom is blocked by boxes.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5913	Are you sure you don't want to extend your car warranty insurance?	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5914	What did you think the boss meant by "using pooled data"?	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5915	My tropical beach virtual background is not working today.	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5916	Couldn't help myself. No river nearby, but I love that David Byrne song.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5917	You might want to take your kids back to your room before the fire department gets here.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5918	No matter how many laps you do, your policy has lapsed!	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5919	The Gen Z work ethic really has me worried for the future.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5920	The water's fine but it's still not a tax deduction.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5921	So, why aren’t you working 7 days a week?	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
5922	I work hard and I work hard.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5923	The CFO and the pool of investors	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5924	. “I’m failing to combine business and pleasure.”	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5925	We call PTO ‘Pool Time Off’	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5926	I took off the fleece vest but that’s as far as I’ll go.	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5927	I'm trying to improve my Keystrokes per minute.	1.0625	0.02891	96	91	4	1
5928	No one can tell when I’m peeing this way.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
5929	Do you know you may be missing out on some Med-Care benefits	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5930	Greta insists on following the email protocol!	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5931	One last question before I can let you into the financial deep end.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5932	The CEO claims the company is under water. I'm trying to prove it is not.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5933	Can I interest you in a "puddle" of your own, here?	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5934	Wait, your new telework agreement doesn’t mandate adult swim?	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5935	My boss said this project was underwater!	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5936	Is the adult swim over yet?	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5937	You should have seen me last week, I was completely under water.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5938	It does offer me a fresh perspective.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5939	Years of research confirms that you should wait thirty minutes after eating.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5940	My virtual background is a photo of the office.	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
5941	I mean it this time. I just have to send one more email	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5942	I work for @nycparks.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5943	The treading desk was a lot cheaper	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5944	Studies have shown the ions in water make me 65% more productive.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5945	Careful, you’re in the deep-in-work end.	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5946	I’m too meek to set boundaries with my boss and my nipples are enormous and unsightly. Any other questions, bro?	1.0615	0.03719	65	62	2	1
5947	I can work from anywhere my bosses want 24/7; since I have Digital Nomad status.	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5948	Sorry, but it’s restricted to stenographers only .	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5949	Don't make me go off the deep end, lady!	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5950	I thought you said meeting at the pool	1.0615	0.03719	65	62	2	1
5951	Pee or no pee?	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5952	I took a vacation day but apparently that doesn’t mean a day off anymore	1.0615	0.04317	65	63	0	2
5953	Well son, it’s all about that work-life balance.	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5954	I’m creating an app that will calculate your work/life balance.	1.0610	0.03175	82	78	3	1
5955	Don't worry, you have a lot of sunk costs.	1.0610	0.03175	82	78	3	1
5956	Oh....don't mind me the city has me working on public pool usage and at minimum wage I can't afford a swim suit.	1.0610	0.03175	82	78	3	1
5957	My editor says I need to immerse myself in a subject.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5958	So I was offered this job in the secretarial pool.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5959	It's April 14th and you can't find your W-2?	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5960	They want your telephone number sir.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5961	Campaigning from the Swamp	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5962	Let me just fire this off and then we can play tag.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5963	Yeah, we're underwater now, but...	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5964	It’s my first day in the steno pool.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5965	I'm conducting a shallow analysis.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5966	I suppose I was technically told I’d be jumping in at the deep end.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5967	Do you know what the Wi-Fi password is? I’m drowning in debt right now-POLO!	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5968	Let's dive a little deeper into your liquid assets.	1.0606	0.03663	66	63	2	1
5969	Swim lanes are my swim lane, Johnson. Stay in yours.	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5970	I'm gunning for a personal best in the keystroke.	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5971	I promised my wife I'd go on vacation with her. I never promised I'd stop working, though.	1.0606	0.03663	66	63	2	1
5972	getting my feet wet relaxes me while I work	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5973	I’m supposed to be working from home.	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5974	The AI recommends swimming like Michael Phelps to improve your stroke. I think it’s reached the sarcasm singularity.	1.0606	0.03663	66	63	2	1
5975	It’s pretty much sink or swim time for your retirement accounts.	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5976	What did you think me meant by pooled resources?	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5977	. . .a hit and run, and what was the exact location?	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5978	don't judge me for how i tread water	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5979	My client expects a deep dive.	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5980	Summer Fridays” my as	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5981	….and if you were asked to consider the ROI of the public pool experience, what would you say?	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5982	It's a lap top, isn't it?	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5983	Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5984	So then the guy in IT says, "Well, since we're already monitoring keystrokes . . . ".	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5985	So your favourite stroke is freestyle? Mmm… okay, ‘Slightly fat American man still swims.’	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5986	You’re supposed to wait thirty minutes to swim after filing a TPS report.	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5987	We’re a work-from-anywhere company.	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5988	As your Financial Advisor, I have bad news, worse news, but sincere wishes; all your investments have tanked, you're totally broke. Enjoy the rest of your holidays!	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5989	I thought the boss meant pooling our assets	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5990	Don't mind me, my company has a work-from-anywhere policy!	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5991	I majored in Certified Public Aquatics.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5992	So yes we can discuss your statistical odds of being stuck by lighting while swimming.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5993	And, your opinion of the classified documents?	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5994	Multitasking man, multitasking!	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5995	This is how I justify taking off from work to exercise.	1.0597	0.03609	67	64	2	1
5996	Can you keep it down? I need to unmute my meeting.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5997	Because this way I don't have to interrupt work to go to the bathroom.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5998	'The health premium discount requires verification that you swim 150 laps a month without touching bottom.'	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5999	I'm doing laps on my laptop!	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
6000	You contend there was inappropriate kicking in the deep end?”	1.0597	0.03609	67	64	2	1
6001	I’m working on staying in my swim lane.	1.0597	0.03609	67	64	2	1
6002	Oh, it's just that ChatGPT said, "Immense yourself in the subject and I am writing a swimming book!"	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
6003	I had to "resort" to desperate measures to get this report submitted on time.	1.0597	0.03609	67	64	2	1
6004	My doctor suggested I take up swimming, you know, for my heart.	1.0597	0.03609	67	64	2	1
6005	Bill gotta chill	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
6006	I've litigated this "Open Swim" thing across the country and I can tell you that I am well within my rights. .	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
6007	: “The work from anywhere flexibility is great, but I wish they’d do away with the dress code.”	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
6008	It’s a new benefit for our company, they traded work from home to work from pool.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
6009	I was a little hesitant to just jump right into the deep end of the pool.	1.0595	0.03101	84	80	3	1
6010	Naturally they’ll be liquid assets.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
6011	College? Princeton. I received an A in “Business Theory” a C in “Phys Ed” and an F in “Multitasking 101”.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
6012	Go deep or home on cool biz dude.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
6013	Your lucky the sign says “no lifeguards or else you will be banned!” “Why? “Computers and suits are banned!” “Oh lifeguards !	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
6014	Boss said to keep my head above water or I'll sink the company.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6015	"Because I can type much faster in water until you show up.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6016	Why? Because my motto is business before pleasure.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6017	Everybody here is addicted to something.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6018	It is much more fun than plunging my fork into the toaster"	1.0588	0.03065	85	81	3	1
6019	I can't 'unpurple' the water if you make a mistake.	1.0588	0.03557	68	65	2	1
6020	I'm downloading pee into this pool.	1.0588	0.03065	85	81	3	1
6021	When you need wifi, you need wifi...	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6022	Accounting says the new office space hasn't solved our liquidity issue.	1.0588	0.03065	85	81	3	1
6023	So…you deducted this asa business expense?	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
6024	Hey Bob, can you float me a hundred? Or we can just pool our cash.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6025	We are able to work from home but we don’t have casual Fridays anymore.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6026	I've been drowning in work, just trying to keep my head above water. Deborah Hochberg, Oak Park, Michigan	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6027	My workplace is becoming hybrid-friendly.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6028	Brian, I’ll play mermaids with you once we break even	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6029	They said I could do virtual therapy from anywhere I want.	1.0588	0.03557	68	65	2	1
6030	Yes I know about Europe but in America we don't get payed vacations.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
6031	We have a work from the pool summer policy.	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
6032	This is the most accurate way to predict how the economy will dive over the coming months	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
6033	I’m collecting data on whether consultants have been crowding public pools. What do you think?	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
6034	I'm on a Zoom call with my boss who thinks I'm working from home	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6035	I’m doing my laps here for a change.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6036	Because I’m a merman, and this the way I always work.	1.0580	0.03506	69	66	2	1
6037	Crawl, sidestroke or breast stroke? I got em all right here.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6038	Sorry to report your shorts and your stocks are all under water	1.0580	0.03506	69	66	2	1
6039	Sorry, I don't handle the UberEats orders.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6040	Ever since we went "work from home" I have really missed carpooling.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6041	This life insurance policy covers everything except drowning	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6042	I barely have time to take a leak.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6043	Will Trump sink or swim in 2024?	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6044	I didn't want my incontinence to be an issue.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6045	COVID ERA "Hey Bill, the girls are waiting. When are you off that zoom call?" "Soon Satya, Melinda's divorce attorney didn't want to wait."	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6046	I'm sorry, my office hours aren't open at the moment.	1.0580	0.03506	69	66	2	1
6047	Don’t mind me, I’m just swimming the web.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6048	I'll take a dunk just as soon as I finish these tax documents.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6049	I was drowning in paperwork at the office.	1.0580	0.03506	69	66	2	1
6050	Now I don't have to feel guilty about not having time for the Y	1.0580	0.04069	69	67	0	2
6051	I get way too much sand in my computer when surfing at the beach	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6052	I said web crawl not front crawl!	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
6053	My boss was complaining that I spend too much time in the bathroom, so...	1.0575	0.02995	87	83	3	1
6054	BoJo, you're ok here. These people have no idea who you are.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6055	I'll race you to the end of the pool as soon as I can hop off this Zoom meeting.	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
6056	Just a little more info, and you’ll be registered to swim	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6057	Let's just say you were in the ocean surrounded by killer sharks instead.	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
6058	You’ll be contacted in 3 to 5 business days about your chest pains.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6059	I'm here because I have a very important report to finish and don't have time for bathroom breaks	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6060	It’s amazing, two more hours and I will have my college diploma. You call this a vacation, I call this a vacation, but not sure what this swimming around us would call it.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6061	It's my new swimming desk.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6062	I'm wetting my pants	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6063	Let me tell you about the ergonomics of this swimming pool.	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
6064	'Marco' 'Polo' 'Marco' 'Business professional'	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
6065	Father says if I can just get my feet wet in business I'll make a big splash.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6066	They just told me there was a typing error in their request for an opinion poll...	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6067	And so the new manager after our acquisition said we had to pool our resources	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6068	. " yeah I'm knee deep in work right now Jim"	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6069	before Amazon can offer you a refund, we absolutely need to know that you did not receive your package, so you say you’ve been here all day?	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
6070	The Speedo Zoom Warrior: “yes, I am Bringing sexy Back.”	1.0568	0.02482	88	83	5	0
6071	I'm striving for work-life balance this summer.	1.0568	0.03374	88	85	1	2
6072	It's the latest in wet suits.	1.0568	0.02962	88	84	3	1
6073	I was just treading water at the office.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6074	I'm the Mullet of Zooms; business up top, party in back.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6075	WFH is really inclusive for us merpeople.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6076	Well Bill, after crunching the numbers your dreams of qualifying for the Olympics is 0.001% and your wife has left you, for me.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6077	If I don't keep up with my email it will be hell on Monday.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6078	Management said this was the best office for a view.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6079	I'm working on a cleaner spreadsheet.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6080	I forgot my sunblock, could I borrow yours?	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6081	I used to multi task like you but soaking my head all in the pool works better.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6082	The water is deductible, but not the chlorine.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6083	My office has a work from pool policy.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6084	‘roids, you know.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6085	As you’ll see in my PowerPoint, it’s been less than 20 minutes since you’ve eaten.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6086	It's a great way to get your time by the pool.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6087	Would you say your swimsuit adds or detracts from your overall sense of self?	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6088	Chat GPT requested that we hang out at the pool.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6089	You really should be at work, Henry. Your pension numbers are under water.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6090	You want fires with that?	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6091	Sorry to disturb you on your vacation but there is an urgent work that has come up	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6092	Yeah it’s rad. My company is fully remote now so I can work wherever I want. Sure, my eight hour days have now turned into being on call 24/7 but it beats having to go into the office, am I right?	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6093	We’re treading water at the moment, but we should see a significant increase in liquidity in Q4.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
6094	I try to leave work at the pool…	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
6095	I come here to assess risk: I find that a rise in water temperature serves as an excellent marker to consider liquidating more tightly held assets.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
6096	Don't mind me. I'm a workaholic, always mixing business and pleasure.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
6097	Hey, would you mind keeping it down behind me?!? There's only so much the background blur function can hide, you know!	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
6098	I'm the lifeguard, multitasking.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6099	My boss appreciates work-life balance.	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6100	My publisher wants more authenticity in my chapter on piranhas.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6101	My doctor said it was good for my wrists	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6102	My company shut down the office after the pandemic and this is my wife's bridge club day.	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6103	The pool calms my work nerves.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6104	I get the best internet connection right here.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6105	So I said, “Look, Stan, Microsoft SWIM Teams is going to give us the edge over Zoom we’ve been looking for.” But Stan’s got no vision.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6106	I’ll pay you 100 dollars if you will walk from left to right in the background every 30 seconds for the next hour.	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6107	You were underwater. Now you’re just screwed	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6108	Just checking to see if I can find out the temperature in this pool..	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6109	I am a robot who cannot swim. I am using the time to work with AI on my book: 'Swimming for Dummy Robots'	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6110	I've calculated your net worth and no, pool water is not considered a liquid asset.	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6111	How do I decide which stocks to short? Let’s just say I know a thing or two about shrinkage.”	1.0556	0.04109	54	52	1	1
6112	How long have you had swimmer's itch?	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6113	My presentation should be the only thing making waves LeeAnne.	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6114	My boss told me to be more fluid at work!	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6115	And question 20: on a scale of one to five how do you rate our semi-private pool accommodation?	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6116	Now I don't have to leave my computer to pee.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6117	I brought my laptop.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6118	I feel I should mention that the policy does not include water damage.	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6119	Yeah my MacBook isn’t waterproof. That could improve their market shares.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6120	Yeah but I get to wear my swim trunks	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6121	Wearing your work-from-home pants again, Bob?	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6122	I was told I needed to increase productivity. When I’m here, I don’t even have to stop to use the bathroom.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6123	I forgot my swimming suit. So I thoughth maybe Microsoft suite would work instead.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6124	I read a blog post about “digital nomads”. I don’t think it is for me	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
6125	I approach working from home very seriously.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
6126	You can't learn how to swim from YouTube... Trust me!	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6127	Even remote they insist you be ready for a zoom call.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6128	You haven't heard of double tasking?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6129	No, Frank, Mavis Beacon IS just as much of a workout instructor as Coach Gladys.	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
6130	To some it’s just water.To me, it’s where I regain my sanity.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6131	I got tired of getting reprimanded for taking long bathroom breaks.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6132	As you can see your quarterly taxes are not balancing	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6133	Your assets couldn't be in better hands.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6134	I wish you people would show more consideration for non-carbon based units!	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6135	Did you want this to go to the full board or just the audit committee?	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
6136	Shhhh, my microphone’s on!	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6137	Actually, there’s nothing funny about the situation at all. In fact, it makes me depressed. Is that funny?	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
6138	Well, I usually do my work in a data lake.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6139	What's the downstream effect, you ask?"	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6140	When you said steno pool, I assumed...	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6141	Can you tell me roughly how long they’ve been that swollen!	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6142	The data indicates that you will not drown if you keep your head above water 3 times per minute.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6143	And I'm the adult swim lifeguard.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6144	I knew your portfolio was underwater but this is ridiculous.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6145	Next time you pee in the pool, Elon Musk drops you from Twitter.	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
6146	I'm writing a Nixon biography and I'm just getting into the mood.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6147	They make us wear shirt and tie even working from home.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6148	We strive to meet all our client’s expectations.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6149	Very satisfied, Satisfied, Neutral, Dissatisfied, Very Dissatisfied, or Merely Inconvenienced?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6150	The urine content is 105% above normal. The fecal content is still acceptable.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6151	No. It’s a BLUE thumb drive!	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
6152	I’m on a Zoom call, can you please quiet people down?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6153	No, AI didn’t take my job yet.	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
6154	Guys I’m really under water here can you please keep it down	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6155	If you’re not adhering to the dress code could you avoid swimming behind me?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6156	Billy Beane recently took an unexpected interest in competitive swimming	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6157	I’m the newest member of the liquid workforce.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
6158	According to my records you all owe taxes on this water.	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
6159	Business, of course. What else would I be here for?	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6160	Are you still trying to pass the pool-side bar?	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6161	"I need a different Suit to be a Lifeguard "	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6162	I like to see (them) lap the miles	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6163	Work with no play makes me a dull boy	1.0541	0.03272	74	71	2	1
6164	I just thought a change of scenery would be nice.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6165	it's a new exercise called lap topping"	1.0541	0.03272	74	71	2	1
6166	I've an important zoom meeting...	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6167	I love working remotely because I get to wear my Speedo all day.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6168	These Zoom backgrounds have really been getting out of control	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6169	My boss is on	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6170	Think now is the best time to talk about the budget for that Christmas campaign	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6171	Hopefully chlorine kills pubic lice.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6172	Plugging my lap count into Excel slows my timing but I make up for it by not suiting up.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
6173	According to my A.I. assistant this is going to be the next big wave.	1.0533	0.03229	75	72	2	1
6174	The only thing I've missed about working in the office is the water cooler talk.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6175	On a scale of 1 or 2, how would you characterize your accident?	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6176	What do you mean this isn't the typing pool?	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6177	I bought a drip-dry outfit specifically for this purpose."	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6178	That's fine for you Europeans but we Americans feel real vacations are for wimps.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6179	This way I don’t need to stop working whenever I have to pee!	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6180	You do fitness tracking your way; I'll do mine.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6181	I never thought I'd enter the office pool.	1.0533	0.03229	75	72	2	1
6182	I thought I would just liquidate some assets.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6183	Not dressing for success is where I draw the line.	1.0533	0.03229	75	72	2	1
6184	How would you describe the ambience?	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6185	This is not exactly what I had in mind when I applied for a job in the secretarial pool.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6186	Yes, I get it. Liquidity is everything. Long way to make a point.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6187	I’ll change in a sec, I have to sit for a call to keep our project above water over the weekend.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6188	I just have to check on Nvidia stock and hopefully the vacation can start for me #gluedtothescreen #makememoney	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6189	Could everyone shush for a sec? I have to unmute.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6190	. It’s all about balancing work and play.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6191	I’m in soaking hours, gonna be back at you shen I’m done..	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6192	I’m working on some swim lanes for a project plan and needed inspiration.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
6193	Nothing artificial about MY intelligence.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6194	The best part of working remote is the work / life balance.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6195	I mean, technically it's still work from home.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6196	Yeah, my kid has a 4 o’clock swim lesson and I have to be here ‘to support’ but also have 2 different zoom calls at 4:05	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6197	I was told the new CEO likes to make a splash.	1.0526	0.02984	57	54	3	0
6198	Term or life?	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6199	I'm taking a survey. Do you think that gentlemen should wear a tie when swimming?	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6200	I need to make this deadline buddy, otherwise we’re both gonna end up in hot water.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6201	Climate change.	1.0526	0.03187	76	73	2	1
6202	Have you considered bundling your home and auto?	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6203	Bear, bat, or guy standing in pool.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6204	I'm really a stalwart non-conformist	1.0526	0.03187	76	73	2	1
6205	I'm writing a report on splash safety for this new lap top.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6206	No, we're already in more offshore investments than I'm comfortable with.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6207	Don't worry, it's a company laptop.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6208	I'm doing research on how many remote workers are actually having fun in the pool during work hours.	1.0526	0.02984	57	54	3	0
6209	Work sucks right now...but just keep swimming, amiright?	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6210	Sorry. The bathrooms are being repaired.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6211	I really figured out that work-life balance!	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
6212	SO, How much flood insurance were you thinking of?	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
6213	Anything good for Water Cooler Man? . .He's sneaking in a break . . .	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
6214	Chlorine is way down, so we suggest shifting your investments into free-range urine.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6215	The tests don’t lie… we don’t swim in your toilet!	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6216	I'm having a little trouble adjusting to working remotely.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6217	If we move some things around, I’d say you could afford to retire as early as next year.	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
6218	Ever since they ordered us back into the office, my exercise time has been compromised.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6219	I was the best one in my typing pool in high school too." --Shelly Davis Milton, M	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
6220	The executive Washroom is closed for renovations.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6221	And now, in addition to your existing Death by Drowning policy, Poolside is able to attach an In Lane Collision rider for only pennies per month.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6222	A.I. confirms swimming is a total waste of time!"	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
6223	This way I avoid taking a break every time I need to pee.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6224	No, this isn't the oddest place I've held an interview in this red-hot job market.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6225	What’s your wave-FI password	1.0519	0.03146	77	74	2	1
6226	I'm starting to think that when my boss said to 'get my feet wet in this new position,' that this is in fact NOT what she meant.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6227	Me? I’m just working my way back to the office.	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
6228	A day in the life of a remote Amazon accountant: “It’s actually quite liberating once you finally accept that literally everybody does that in the pool.”	1.0517	0.03828	58	56	1	1
6229	Customer calls are hard since WFH became a thing.	1.0517	0.03828	58	56	1	1
6230	I thought I’d pulled it off until my colleagues started joining in on ‘Marco Polo’.	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
6231	My wife accuses me of drowning in my work.	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6232	Oh. this is not real, it's a flashback for a movie i'm writing.	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6233	Shall I put you down for a death in swimming pool rider on this policy that pays double if you are found floating after a party?	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6234	Yes, I am on a Zoom caal. How did you guess?	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6235	Someone’s gotta keep the water clean	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
6236	Marty going forward our swim team will be taking over your account...it has gone underwater	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6237	My boss told me to stop going off the deep end.	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
6238	Normally I swim with the sharks, but today I'm posting from the pool.	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
6239	I hold myself to a higher standard when it comes to working remotely.	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6240	No, I can't. But your ad for lifeguard didn't mention swimming as a requirement."	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
6241	My therapist recommended an immersive experience.	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6242	My advice would be not to get out of the pool without reactivating this warranty	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6243	Some of the other clients prefer volleyball.	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6244	We don’t have a work from home policy anymore; it’s more of a work from everywhere policy.	1.0513	0.03106	78	75	2	1
6245	Oh yeah, I love having unlimited PTO	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6246	I’m just emailing my orca friend to make sure he’s not in the area	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6247	Is this a 2023 remake of Ferris buellers day off?	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6248	I’m here from “in Your Place Tax Service.”	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
6249	Working from home is not quite over yet.	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
6250	Maintaining my work schedule helps me deal with the vacation stress	1.0508	0.03764	59	57	1	1
6251	I didn't tell my boss I would be out today.	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
6252	Wall Street is saying the company is under water and that you're in over your head.	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
6253	The doctor said getting in the water every week will make me more relaxed.	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
6254	This swim meet could’ve been an email.	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
6255	This is the only place where the wi-fi is strong enough	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
6256	Umm, yes. That would qualify as a deduction but did you see the line to the bathroom?	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
6257	Don’t worry, my computer is waterproof.	1.0506	0.03067	79	76	2	1
6258	No. I'm actually the lifeguard on a work interview on Zoom	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
6259	I was told I had to cool my rants.	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
6260	You come here often?	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
6261	Yes, a Speedo is deductible...but it's still a bad idea.	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
6262	I'm submerging myself in the subject matter.	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
6263	Man:Sorry got to Finish my fake news before the fbi finds me Swimmer:I think you could at least write about the trip crap. Man: maybe the fbi is swimming here as well who knows! FBI swimmer:nope I just trying to not do work today.	1.0500	0.03029	80	77	2	1
6264	There's no better time to protect your lane with our Splash n' Win plan.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6265	Time is money—no bathroom breaks.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6266	I have a break coming up in 20 minutes	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6267	What a surprise seeing you here. Id like to talk with you about your cars extended warranty.	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
6268	It's easier on my knees going to stand It''s easier on my knees then a stand up desk	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6269	Good afternoon, I’m doing a serve on peeing in pools. Would you say you pee in the pool some of the time, none of the time, or all of the time ⁉️	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
6270	The choice was in office or at home. We compromised.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6271	You try being available 14/7.	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
6272	My therapist suggested I take advantage of being able to work from anywhere	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
6273	It's called a Workcation. My boss thought of it.	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
6274	This is halfway RTO.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6275	I’m so busy, I can’t stop to pee so I figured this would be the best place to work today!	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6276	I’m ‘working from home.’	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6277	For this particular lawsuit, we're swimming against the tide.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
6278	When I work from here I never have to take a bathroom break.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
6279	Don't hesitate to ask if you need to get a drink of water or use the bathroom during this interview.	1.0494	0.02992	81	78	2	1
6280	SPF50 and appropriate for Zooming with my boss.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
6281	Sorry, I’m working from home today.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
6282	I work here because they don't allow sharks	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
6283	Eh , sorry to barge , gimme JUST a minute here… just a few more questions before I can file your claims L Lititz , Pa	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
6284	Salary.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
6285	Same for me. The new policy says “A maximum of 2 days a week working from ‘home.’ ”	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
6286	I have to work--my company is under water.	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
6287	You see, with these nifty digital backgrounds I can appear as if I'm zooming from my home office!	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
6288	well...with no bathroom breaks, I just get more done!	1.0492	0.03641	61	59	1	1
6289	Zoom has a feature that allows me to blur the background during my meetings.	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
6290	Possibly a quick game of'Marco Polo' would be break the ice.	1.0488	0.02956	82	79	2	1
6291	My boss said I needed to get my feet wet on sports club operations	1.0488	0.02956	82	79	2	1
6292	I was asked to be part of the office pool.	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
6293	ChatGPT, how do I get out of this pool while hiding my massive erection?	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
6294	Your life insurance only payouts 30k in the event of accidental drowning but the premiums are low.	1.0484	0.03583	62	60	1	1
6295	I guess it's still better than actually drowning.	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
6296	No, I'm not wearing pants. Why?	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
6297	Ok, so let's Moneyball this sucker.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
6298	It’s so ergonomic, I don’t even have to move to use the restroom.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
6299	chat gpt told me to exercise and loose weight	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
6300	They say it’s good for your posture and blood sugar levels.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
6301	I promised I wouldn’t be on my phone as much.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
6302	I hit the wrong key stroke again.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
6303	70% chance of thunderstorms between 3 and 4.	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6304	All went by swimmingly until your tax audit revealed otherwise.	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6305	I have Zoom call in ten minutes.	1.0476	0.02887	84	81	2	1
6306	You know you are not covered for this pool...right?	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6307	You've lost .03 ounces. You need to hydrate. Just swallow three times.	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6308	They’ll never know, I blurred my background.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
6309	So tell me, how'd you ever manage to get time off from swimming to work?	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6310	Better type than swim	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6311	Why? I was told not to get the laptop wet.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
6312	I like the diversion, not the interruption." Edith Birdsall, Houston, Texas	1.0476	0.03526	63	61	1	1
6313	It’s an all expense paid vacation but they still want us to work the scheduled 9-5	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6314	My boss has a different definition of Summer Fridays	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
6315	I just don’t know if this is what I want to use my pto on.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
6316	Multitasking at its finest: poolside productivity and water cooler chats.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6317	I would love to move, but I am really underwater on this report. This makes me feel more authentic.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6318	My boss said, if he catches me away from my computer I'll have to start going to the office, so it's either this or wear a diaper.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6319	They asked me to search for more stored documents. I figured the Mara Largo pool was a good place to start	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6320	STOP splashing, this is ADULT swim.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6321	The company understands your struggles unfortunately we will still require you to work in office.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6322	It’s all about the live/work balance.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
6323	No one knows with my background blurred out.	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
6324	Yes, we could totally have Zoomed this meeting, but I wanted to see you in-person, in a dress shirt and necktie.	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
6325	Hey, it’s not my fault my boss scheduled a last minute Zoom meeting!	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
6326	The credit card we on file expired. We'll need a new card to make this month's student loan payment.	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6327	This is just the kind of guy I am!	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6328	Um, can't you see I have a Teams meeting? I'll splash you when done.	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6329	Even a workaholic likes fun things sometimes, so I decided to go halfway. by Janet Luckey Cordish Cincinnati, Ohio	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6330	I got in. What more could you want?	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6331	I only have 3 more days this week before I return to the offic	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6332	But most importantly you have to to tell yourself you are allowed to relax.	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6333	‘Working remotely has really taught me how to take more time to focus on myself’ 😊	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6334	Hello, I’m Mr. Kraken’s assistant, and I’d be happy to help you find a time to meet.	1.0462	0.03419	65	63	1	1
6335	When your financial advisor officially gets in the water with you.	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
6336	My pants are soaked but my shirt is pristine…it’s made of neoprene “,	1.0460	0.02258	87	83	4	0
6337	Why are you typing in the water?" "So you don't look at my erection.	1.0455	0.02233	88	84	4	0
6338	Yeah - it's rough with the heavy workload and the constant deadlines, but at least they didn't throw me in the deep end.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6339	Don't worry. I'll spell pool without putting any P in it.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6340	I don't think I can play mermaids today. My boss says I have to finish this first.	1.0455	0.03367	66	64	1	1
6341	Multi-tasking? Really this saves me time walking to the restroom.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6342	I’ve got a better idea for the office pool.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6343	No mind, the suit is wash n' wear!	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6344	Just one more zoom and then I’ll clock out.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6345	I left the iPontoons at the vacation house.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6346	Well, I can't actually swim with it. That electrution thing is no myth.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6347	That’s right, your virtual backstroke is still splashing through my virtual background.	1.0455	0.03367	66	64	1	1
6348	So I put my foot down and said I am not going to wear a jacket unless I have a client meeting or a court appearance	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
6349	See? With Chat GPT I don't even need to change into my swim trunks.	1.0449	0.02209	89	85	4	0
6350	I'm your Lifeguard. Please learn to swim in a safe row or column, no diving, and keep your lungs filled with air.	1.0448	0.03317	67	65	1	1
6351	My company just installed the "WFP" policy, so I'm working from the pool for the foreseeable future.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6352	Actually, this was my office before the dam broke.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6353	If it floats, it's remote.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6354	Doc suggested I find a balance between work and physical activities.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6355	I've conducted a chemical analysis of your pool and my god there is SO MUCH urine in here, I doubt you're legally allowed to use the "-ool." I suggest you rename it "Public P."	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6356	It’s the latest recommendation for life/work balance.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6357	And how often does this swimming pool hallucination occur?	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6358	I’m preparing for the climate crisis to hit NYC by next year	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
6359	I sure wish someone told me the board meeting in the deep end was switched to online.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6360	I was trained to sink or surf.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6361	too much of work load	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6362	There’s no A/C in my home office.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6363	I still don’t need to go into the office.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6364	If you can think of a better way to water this presentation down let me know.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6365	50 laps per hour! Who said productivity has declined with remote work?	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6366	My new technique will instantly add a watermark to any document.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6367	Working this way is not only relaxing...but it keeps me grounded	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6368	Ever heard of method acting? Yeah, well I’m method writing. It’s this new movie called Splash.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6369	Can’t thank you enough for trying our exciting new In-Person Underwriting product! Now, We can certainly give you the rating discount promised for exercise… so when I factor in the additional sun exposure, your overall rate only increases by 37%, … and we will have to exclude coverage for skin cancer	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
6370	I'm more productive this way, I don't have to take a bathroom break!	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6371	What makes you say I am Russian spy?	1.0435	0.03222	69	67	1	1
6372	As your accountant , I suggest you do more laps !	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6373	My doctor told me I needed to relax more.	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6374	Now I don't even have to leave my desk to use the bathroom.	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6375	Let’s pool our resources for a new Olympic category	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6376	Archimedes Sales Flash	1.0435	0.03222	69	67	1	1
6377	I think they’ve gone off the deep end…	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6378	My father always said to keep my head above water--but I live on the edge, man.	1.0435	0.03222	69	67	1	1
6379	If I work wet three hours a day, I can write off the pool as my home office deduction.	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6380	Oh, and now with a monthly subscription starting at $20, you can partially insure* your investments with us.	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6381	You know it's never ending work until I meet the dead(line).	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
6382	Hey, could you keep the noise down? I'm on a zoom call.	1.0429	0.03176	70	68	1	1
6383	Some days I’m just drowning in work	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
6384	The beach background was working until you started splashing.	1.0429	0.03176	70	68	1	1
6385	My wife told me I'm a workaholic, so I'm getting here some work-life balance	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
6386	And within a 1 ounce variance,how much would you say you have peed in the pool today?	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
6387	I couldn't find the Secretarial pool.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
6388	My cloud company got dissolved	1.0429	0.03176	70	68	1	1
6389	Not sure how just sitting in a pool everyday has any health benefits, but your disability claim says you do it twice a day.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
6390	Good thing I get paid salary and not hourly! Or I would not be getting paid on my vacation like all of you!	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
6391	What I'm doing is called, "multi tasking."	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6392	I get the best of both worlds.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6393	I'm multi-tasking. I'll take a lap when there's room.	1.0423	0.03131	71	69	1	1
6394	I’m starting to think that this isn’t what my boss meant when he said I’d be swimming in work today to make up for my PTO last week.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6395	Have you considered a Full Term plan?	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6396	What? You just said I had to come down to the pool; you didn't say anything about not taking meetings.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6397	I am trying to see how many calories you are burning swimming.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6398	I'll circle back after I get on board and do a deep dive.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6399	I'm in the middle of a very important debate on the Internet.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6400	I was told to dive into this project and make a splash!	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6401	I promise, just one more zoom call and then I'm done for the day.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6402	Sorry, I missed the ‘swim’ in ‘swimsuit’”	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6403	I thought I would check in with the steno pool.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6404	Working on the road has a lot of give and take.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6405	My company's mandatory training videos now include a swimming requirement.	1.0423	0.03131	71	69	1	1
6406	Well, the boss told me to find some fiscal bouyancy for the next quarter	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6407	I told you. You CAN surf in the pool. @wesley7223	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6408	Oh you haven't heard? 10% of the org is WFP - work from pool	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6409	What? The sign says Adult Swim…	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6410	Trying to not live life in the fast lane…so the slow walking lane works out best for me.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
6411	As your attorney, everything you say will be held in strictest confidence. How many times you've peed in this pool?	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6412	I said I wanted work-life balance; they said I could have work-life all the time.	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6413	I preferred the shade below the diving board but I worried that divers would splash water on my keyboard.	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6414	It's a new concept called Drip-Dry Cleaning ~ your first order is on us	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6415	Brother, let me tell you, it beats working in a sauna.	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6416	Our conference budget does not cover these additional pool days!	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6417	I look calm on the surface but underneath I am giant ball of stress.	1.0417	0.03088	72	70	1	1
6418	Finance Firms Introduce Work From Anywhere Policy	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6419	These new AI specs are doing a great job of making me feel more miserable while working	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
6420	Would you like to cover your possessions - clothing, musical instruments and family jewels or just your house?	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6421	Nohing's open until Tuesday at 9:30 p.m. Smoking or non?	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6422	I'm as committed to the concept of "adult swim" as I can be!	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6423	Hal, can you get me an umbrella? The glare’s an issue.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6424	Alright I'm off; looks like rain, and I can't be getting my laptop wet.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6425	Looks like we are NOT in the red or black but in the blue!	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6426	Sorry, I only deal with liquidity issues.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6427	Things really took a turn when I discovered ‘Blur My Background.’	1.0411	0.03046	73	71	1	1
6428	This is the only way they'll let me keep my corner office.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6429	This move I call economizing on toilet trip times.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
6430	No worries, you do you! I'm using a virtual background.	1.0405	0.03005	74	72	1	1
6431	My company couldn't afford analytics derived from a data lake, so I talked them into this.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6432	My wife said I need to relax.	1.0405	0.03005	74	72	1	1
6433	I can telecommute and relax at the same time	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6434	Your ideas are all wet, we can't use them.	1.0405	0.03005	74	72	1	1
6435	My boss is next door using my computer for work.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6436	It cuts down on my trips to the bathroom!	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6437	You’re taking a bath.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6438	If you won't come back to the office, the office is coming to you.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6439	Actually I find I’m even more productive working while on holiday - I don’t even need to stop for bathroom breaks	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6440	I can’t come in today I’m feeling a little under the water..	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6441	My boss asked me to do a deep dive, and like to take my job seriously.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
6442	I’m ordering a swimming suit from Amazon. I didn’t bring mine. I thought I’d have this AIRBNB all to myself.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6443	I'm trying to beat the deadline for submitting my application for the lifeguard position.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6444	My goal is to do banking on the river banks	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6445	I'm not so sure a business pool looks like this, Larry.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6446	My virtual background is a Starbucks	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6447	It’s the latest laptop.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6448	It's my "swipe right for business up top-party down below" look.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6449	It’s called a workation! I’m taking a quick call with Microsoft Teams then it’s back to the margarita bar.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6450	Well, this is the next trend, homework and carpooling are old fads	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
6451	Does the Algal Bloom or the Sediment make you more buoyant ?	1.0395	0.02926	76	74	1	1
6452	I need to live test the system that pinpoints which kid’s responsible for the pool being closed	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
6453	I'm just testing to see if the wi-fi detects underwater sharks in the pool near to me.	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
6454	I don’t think your multitasking is “working out”.	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
6455	My boss told me to build a labor pool operation.	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
6456	So how much would you say you currently spend on vitamins and dietary supplements?	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
6457	Frankly, it’s shorting-out your capital that gives me more worries	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
6458	Better wet than sorry	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
6459	We have to wear office attire, even for a Zoom meeting.	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
6460	Our work-from-home program is going climate-ready.	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
6461	Little trick I learned during Covid. They said to dress professionally and that they wanted to see our faces. Nothing about muting or blurring the background.	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
6462	Oh yes, nothing like a refreshing dip in the pool to leave your troubles behind.	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
6463	If ww float this loan it'll keep you from being under water!	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
6464	I'm afraid I'm going to have to fire you for swimming against the current.	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
6465	Just trying to get a happy, relaxed background for my Zoom Call.	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
6466	pls fix	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
6467	What do you mean “I’m not like other health apps”?	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
6468	The DOW is down 100 points already today. You need to take another lap.	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
6469	If the mountain doesn't go to Mohammed, Mohammed goes to the mountain	1.0377	0.03774	53	52	0	1
6470	This is my company's new work/life balance benefit plan.	1.0375	0.02781	80	78	1	1
6471	I'm stroking to stay in my laptop lane.	1.0375	0.02137	80	77	3	0
6472	When you requested a ‘board’ meeting, this never entered my mind…	1.0375	0.02137	80	77	3	0
6473	With every timeshare purchase, you get a free bottle of SPF.	1.0370	0.02111	81	78	3	0
6474	If you could just swim by really loudly — I’m trying to make a point.	1.0370	0.02111	81	78	3	0
6475	What do you say, Little Bob? 'Kind regards' or 'Best wishes'?	1.0366	0.02086	82	79	3	0
6476	Now I don't have to leave the computer when I need to go to the bathroom.	1.0364	0.03636	55	54	0	1
6477	Because I've watched "Waterworld" an unhealthy number of times.	1.0361	0.02061	83	80	3	0
6478	Summer, schmummer, I have work to do.	1.0357	0.02502	56	54	2	0
6479	So, how many bedrooms did you want with share	1.0357	0.02037	84	81	3	0
6480	„It’s just more efficient than running to the toilet.“	1.0353	0.02013	85	82	3	0
6481	The local WeWork shut down. WetWork it is.	1.0351	0.02459	57	55	2	0
6482	I can do you a pair of budgie smugglers in two hours.	1.0349	0.01990	86	83	3	0
6483	My boss sent me here because I was taking too many pee breaks.	1.0345	0.02417	58	56	2	0
6484	No watch can match our personal service. See you tonight.	1.0345	0.02417	58	56	2	0
6485	Just one more sec and your social security will… wait wait oops there seems to be a problem	1.0341	0.01945	88	85	3	0
6486	As long as I'm not pulling on the lane lines, this is freestyle.	1.0339	0.02376	59	57	2	0
6487	The broker tells his client, “Your head is still above water .”	1.0339	0.02376	59	57	2	0
6488	Is this the new casual Friday?	1.0339	0.02376	59	57	2	0
6489	work-life balance has never been this easy	1.0339	0.02376	59	57	2	0
6490	I prefer using my laptop to swimming laps. Less strenuous.	1.0333	0.02337	60	58	2	0
6491	I majored in floating point numbers.	1.0333	0.02337	60	58	2	0
6492	I am trying to get across to you that your investment portfolio is under water.	1.0328	0.02299	61	59	2	0
6493	I see a private sewer rental in Midtown for a fraction of the cost.	1.0328	0.02299	61	59	2	0
6494	I’m trying to cure my computers virus, it seems to get one every year around March.	1.0326	0.01862	92	89	3	0
6495	Interview Question #3: What differentiates you from the rest of the candidate pool?	1.0323	0.02262	62	60	2	0
6496	You bet, this is how data analysts enjoy their time at the pool.	1.0323	0.02262	62	60	2	0
6497	Now tell me again about those liquid assets	1.0323	0.02262	62	60	2	0
6498	We compromised. I can still work from home, but I have to adhere to company dress code.	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
6499	It’s now adult swim plus Congress.	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
6500	You're kidding...the Simpsons did this bit with Smithers on vacation 3 decades ago? I've got to get out more.	1.0317	0.03175	63	62	0	1
6501	My boss isn't too smart. When we have meetings on skype he thinks the background noise is my aquarium.	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
6502	My job isn't always dry.	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
6503	My boss said I needed to get in the swim of things.	1.0312	0.02192	64	62	2	0
6504	My online and in vivo analysis shows the water will not change color.	1.0312	0.02192	64	62	2	0
6505	I get so much more done when I’m sopping wet from the waist down. As you were.	1.0308	0.02159	65	63	2	0
6506	With half the expected coverage on your policy, you should only go in up to your waist.	1.0308	0.02159	65	63	2	0
6507	I have a set of spare clothes in the car for such a contingency.	1.0308	0.02159	65	63	2	0
6508	You still don’t have enough liquidity.	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6509	Shrinkflation.	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6510	Trust me, when I retire I'll look back and be proud I responded to emails at 6pm while on family vacation." - Boomer	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6511	So Janice called you a "wet-back"?	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6512	My computer thirsts constantly for water which protects, moistens and lubricates its hard drive."	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6513	Next week it's back to four days in the office	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6514	Based on my calculations,your family assets are completely underwater. I suggest you liquidate all dry powder immediately.	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6515	Our technology company is not underwater.	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6516	I’m the new hire in the typing pool.	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6517	Wetpants.com is a full-service legal aid provider.	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6518	Do you have a dress code?	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6519	How do you like my capitalistic swimsuit John?	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6520	‘Filling out my taxes is giving me a sinking feeling…’	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6521	Thanks Dad; I discussed your idea of free swim lessons with our flood policies, and they stationed me here!	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6522	I have finally achieved maximum work-life balance.	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6523	Please mind the splashing -- I'm already underwater here.	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6524	My boss told me to join him here, and take a lap or two."	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6525	Yeah the company gives us unlimited PTO. Helps a lot with work life balance!	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6526	It's the only way for me to get my work/life balance in harmony.	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6527	It's a waterproof Chinese knockoff called the "Appool".	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6528	The College Financial aid department certainly takes public pool use into account.	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6529	Well how did you expect me to calculate your buoyant force?	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6530	Would you mind taking notes for my zoom call	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6531	Full membership or just by the lap	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6532	jack antonoff protecting her bestie taylor swift	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6533	Everyone's treading water these days, sir, and yes, that appears to include your portfolio. You need to diversify. Uhh...is that a "woke" word now?	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6534	I told everyone that I would be inthe office today”	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6535	If you get this laptop wet, I’m going to have to tell the lifeguard.	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6536	What do you mean you're on vacation? You have a deadline I just created.	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6537	I learned to appreciate the steno pool a long time ago - but maybe you’re too young to understand…”.	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6538	I need this background noise to do the real work	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6539	Work from here? Well,I suppose if your laptop is waterproof.	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6540	How would you like to suck my d**k?	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6541	I just feel like I was more productive when I was life-guarding from home.	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6542	Sorry, I couldn't make it to the bathroom!	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6543	I feel the laptop industry is not fully supporting work-from-home mermen like me.	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6544	My company told me work-life balance goes both ways.”	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6545	Writing a play? Yes, I am. It's about noncompetitive swimmers. What are you doing?	1.0282	0.02817	71	70	0	1
6546	I can't undress,you see because I have to be ready in case my ship comes in.	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6547	Stop splashing, I'm working at home on the internet with my boss!	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6548	When in a swimming pool, the crawl stroke is like this woman is doing near you. It is not on the the pool’s floor!	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6549	When they said I’d be joining the secretarial pool, I didn’t expect this	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6550	YouTube. Great hack for wrinkles!	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6551	I have a Zoom meeting in a minute.	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6552	Surfing the web was getting too intense	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6553	Just this one mail, and I can finally take a dip!	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6554	Good news. it calculates you are accruing oodles of utils.	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6555	Do you know how much these pants cost?	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6556	Do you know what IPx0 means?	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6557	I’m here to access what you consider Work, as our gen Z lifestyle policy is quiet flexible	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6558	We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty, we can take care of that for you right now sir.	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6559	Rick, I’m just trying to stay afloat	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6560	Hold on, son, I need to make sure the cat’s in the cradle	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6561	My name is Cameron and my next movie is The Sound of Water	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6562	The amount of urine in the water was at acceptable health board levels until you got in the pool. Management requests you leave.	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6563	This always happens when there is water...	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6564	I’m on a video meeting. Do you mind splashing some where else?	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6565	I'm here because my business office's mortgage is underwater.	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6566	Since I'm using my laptop, I thought I would get a lap or two in for me.	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6567	Just clearing the browser history on every device you’ve ever owned, sir.	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6568	Uh - my boss said I needed to get my feet wet. Is this not what he meant?!	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6569	I'm learning that I may have misinterpreted 'Hybrid work policy'	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6570	Get out of the pool. You're drowning in debt.	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
6571	Just working on some 'liquid' assets. Care to 'dive' into a business meeting?	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
6572	Sorry, I’m new to this: is it okay to pee in here?	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
6573	Your stock portfolio is sinking faster than your mother's matzo balls	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
6574	I'm just trying to keep my business afloat here.	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
6575	I had a feeling that I hadn’t had some pool time in a while when HR said I have some PTO.	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
6576	You say you've been peeing in the pool since 5th grade?	1.0267	0.01873	75	73	2	0
6577	Chet had found the perfect suction hole on the side of the pool, and he wasn't giving it up for anyone, or anything.	1.0267	0.01873	75	73	2	0
6578	Working remotely gives me more time to exercise	1.0267	0.01873	75	73	2	0
6579	The AI trainer says you're slipping alittle honey. Try to pick it up.	1.0263	0.01848	76	74	2	0
6580	Sadly, there’s no accounting for what you just did.	1.0263	0.01848	76	74	2	0
6581	It’s called “swim-ergy,” you should try it sometime.	1.0263	0.01848	76	74	2	0
6582	You're what's the word? You're . . . in red ink.	1.0263	0.01848	76	74	2	0
6583	I like to stay up to date. Hw about you?	1.0260	0.01825	77	75	2	0
6584	Well, we needed to streamline our productivity.	1.0260	0.01825	77	75	2	0
6585	Sorry, our mobile phone insurance plan doesn't include water damage.	1.0260	0.01825	77	75	2	0
6586	This work from home may be a little extreme, but it’s not technically against any policy	1.0260	0.01825	77	75	2	0
6587	You can sink or swim, but I'm tied to my computer.	1.0256	0.01801	78	76	2	0
6588	Remote work is all about flexibility. Like aquagym you know?	1.0256	0.01801	78	76	2	0
6589	It’s not ideal, but at work I’m completely under water.	1.0250	0.01757	80	78	2	0
6590	Why would you use the State Farm Jingle here...	1.0250	0.01757	80	78	2	0
6591	I’m not too sure about my new field. My career advisor said I’d feel better after I got my feet wet.	1.0244	0.01714	82	80	2	0
6592	I’m up to 150 words per minute, last I checked.	1.0241	0.01693	83	81	2	0
6593	It was a Sophie’s Choice: pee in my pants or pee in the pool.”	1.0235	0.01654	85	83	2	0
6594	You're right. Your stocks do preform better when your head is in the water.	1.0233	0.01635	86	84	2	0
6595	Our CEO implemented an unlimited PTO policy to boost morale.	1.0175	0.01770	57	56	1	0
6596	I suggested "Vet it"; not "Wet it!"	1.0172	0.01739	58	57	1	0
6597	We'll need scuba gear to assess your real estate holdings.	1.0172	0.01739	58	57	1	0
6598	Look. Continue to stay here, continue to be in solvent.	1.0172	0.01739	58	57	1	0
6599	Yah ,...it's great. Our company has a new work from the pool option	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
6600	My virtual background is a beach scene.	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
6601	Yeah, they're renovating the co-work space apparently.	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
6602	yes i also thought the meta verse version of this was bogus and prefer the real thing.	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
6603	Vacation yes, but working from home gave my boss a rather long tether.	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
6604	When you take a dip like that, you always risk getting under water.	1.0167	0.01681	60	59	1	0
6605	I heard TVs blaring: 'MAR-A-LAGO ... Ballroom ... Pool ... Classified documents ... Leaks!' So this business trip I tried out the TV-offers. It's PERFECT! Typing my classy computer docs, in cool pool, along with many leaks. Saves tons of time!	1.0167	0.01681	60	59	1	0
6606	In five minutes, come back and loudly tell me I need to step away for something urgent.	1.0164	0.01653	61	60	1	0
6607	Swim on I'm in my write lane staying hydrated Dr.politially ordered due to global warming.	1.0164	0.01653	61	60	1	0
6608	Just trying to get back in the job pool	1.0164	0.01653	61	60	1	0
6609	…And that’s how stock trading is done	1.0161	0.01626	62	61	1	0
6610	The good news is that your pool is a big hit with the neighbors. The bad news is that you are underwater on the mortgage you used to pay for it.	1.0161	0.01626	62	61	1	0
6611	I'm just pooling my resources to monetize my next business venture	1.0161	0.01626	62	61	1	0
6612	Our bank can offer some credits for you to pay this holiday. We have several options here.	1.0161	0.01626	62	61	1	0
6613	HEY, can you keep it down? I'm on a zoom interview!	1.0159	0.01600	63	62	1	0
6614	Yeah, I'm on vacation, but I need to get back to the office right after lunch...	1.0159	0.01600	63	62	1	0
6615	That´s the advantage working in a hot industry	1.0156	0.01575	64	63	1	0
6616	Rumor has it my boss is a huge fan of tie pools.	1.0156	0.01575	64	63	1	0
6617	Keep yourself liquid for now.	1.0156	0.01575	64	63	1	0
6618	Sir, this is the Four Seasons Community Pool.	1.0154	0.01550	65	64	1	0
6619	Telecommuting isn't really all it's cracked up to be, but at least I can hide the background.	1.0152	0.01527	66	65	1	0
6620	These formal briefs are very important to my image.	1.0149	0.01504	67	66	1	0
6621	Tell me again why wetness is deductible.	1.0149	0.01504	67	66	1	0
6622	I signed Elon’s hardcore pledge, so this is my day off	1.0149	0.01504	67	66	1	0
6623	You are right. I have problems in the home office to keep my closing time!	1.0149	0.01504	67	66	1	0
6624	That’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg! (June 12th entry)	1.0147	0.01482	68	67	1	0
6625	Before we revolutionize paranormal TV, where did you first sight Marco Polo?	1.0147	0.01482	68	67	1	0
6626	Hey, I work 100% remotely and I miss all the noises and people disturbing me all the time. Do you have a question for me?	1.0147	0.01482	68	67	1	0
6627	My socks feel swampy, but they will dry.	1.0147	0.01482	68	67	1	0
6628	It's supposed to neutralize the EMF. I'm barefoot too, which is very grounding. But I won't be swimming laps."	1.0143	0.01439	70	69	1	0
6629	Now I can be eligible for a health insurance discount.	1.0139	0.01399	72	71	1	0
6630	I've tried, but I still can't do laps without my lap-top.	1.0139	0.01399	72	71	1	0
6631	Why don't you work from home like the rest of us?	1.0139	0.01399	72	71	1	0
6632	I know that you said that you were drowning in work, but you could've at least asked me to bring a swimsuit.	1.0137	0.01379	73	72	1	0
6633	I'd love to get all the way in, but I only had enough PTO for a half day.	1.0137	0.01379	73	72	1	0
6634	Ron, this is the latest in a long line of stunts. You can't keep living this way and frankly, we're worried. You need to properly grieve for Martha.	1.0137	0.01379	73	72	1	0
6635	I've heard it's healthy to stand while you work. I figured treading water would be even better.	1.0135	0.01361	74	73	1	0
6636	It really does change your background.	1.0133	0.01342	75	74	1	0
6637	You have to embracing change; I have ChatGPT swim the laps.	1.0132	0.01325	76	75	1	0
6638	Hey, Boss -- this Zoom is just about to begin. Can we continue our splash-campaign convo later?	1.0132	0.01325	76	75	1	0
6639	Hello, I’m from the SRI (Swimmers Retirement Investments).	1.0130	0.01307	77	76	1	0
6640	My wife is back in the hotel room- she thinks I’m enjoying a leisure swim right now.	1.0130	0.01307	77	76	1	0
6641	As your fiduciary, I suggest sunblock SPF 50.	1.0127	0.01274	79	78	1	0
6642	Because if the laptop got wet, it'd be ruined.	1.0125	0.01258	80	79	1	0
6643	Rick you have some background noise. Can you mute yourself?	1.0125	0.01258	80	79	1	0
6644	I have a diaper fetish, but the company wouldn't let me shit my pants at my desk, so this is the compromise.	1.0000	0.01709	59	59	0	0
6645	Does anyone know the shortcut to align logos?	1.0000	0.01418	71	71	0	0
6646	Yes. It's refreshing, but are you paying attention to my presentation? If you look at slide number three you'll see Epstein didn't kill himself and... Wait... where's Shelly?	1.0000	0.01739	58	58	0	0
6647	Aqua-therapy stocks have fallen, but water-born pathogen medication is up significantly!	1.0000	0.01439	70	70	0	0

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