Contest #854 Summary

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Number of captions	6648
Number of responses	764444
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Are you very satisfied, somewhat satisfied, or not at all satisfied with your pool experience?	1.7465	0.01814	1854	860	604	390
1	The invite said to wear a suit.	1.7208	0.02022	1447	686	479	282
2	I’m usually naked in this dream.	1.6994	0.01917	1700	863	485	352
3	It's either sync or swim.	1.6767	0.01876	1701	873	505	323
4	Everyone on my call assumes it's a virtual background.	1.6706	0.02730	762	383	247	132
5	They said I could work from anywhere if I followed the dress code.	1.6676	0.01966	1450	727	478	245
6	Your application for a towel has been denied.	1.6502	0.01752	1858	968	572	318
7	I'm taking swimming lessons online.	1.6458	0.02793	768	414	212	142
8	I’m from the typing pool.	1.6386	0.01842	1685	896	502	287
9	Do you mind? I'm in a meeting.	1.6361	0.01727	1808	936	594	278
10	It started with a treadmill desk.	1.6324	0.01661	1918	989	645	284
11	I AM the lifeguard. I'm just working remotely...	1.6278	0.02430	1029	575	262	192
12	I'm taking an immersive writing course.	1.6251	0.01790	1699	900	536	263
13	I’m working on my key stroke.	1.6151	0.01437	2590	1383	821	386
14	Drowning is the leading cause of death among swimmers. Let me show you some of our life insurance options.	1.6106	0.02186	1166	640	340	186
15	I found a hotspot.	1.6105	0.01445	2583	1395	799	389
16	I prefer the keystroke.	1.6075	0.01580	2135	1152	669	314
17	I’m phishing.	1.6072	0.01695	1899	1037	571	291
18	In the afternoon I swim remotely.	1.6053	0.01712	1946	1090	534	322
19	Believe it or not, Bob, this is 'work-life balance' for me	1.6050	0.02562	833	457	248	128
20	I’m in submergers and acquisitions.	1.6036	0.01910	1501	826	444	231
21	Did you just pee in my office?	1.6009	0.01719	2027	1173	490	364
22	You think you're drowning? You should see my inbox...	1.5951	0.01899	1467	805	451	211
23	And since the other swimmer viciously bumped you, you haven't been able to use your left arm, right?	1.5942	0.01520	2383	1335	680	368
24	Marco.	1.5929	0.01324	3704	2264	684	756
25	Can't talk now. I'm waist-deep at work.	1.5887	0.01990	1274	691	416	167
26	I recommend full coverage.	1.5875	0.01270	3280	1823	987	470
27	The last guy in this job went off the deep end.	1.5837	0.01760	1744	985	500	259
28	That yellow is just my highlighter pen.	1.5835	0.01979	1491	875	362	254
29	Yes, it's my first company picnic. Why do you ask?	1.5785	0.01308	3426	2030	810	586
30	Business and pleasure. You?	1.5779	0.01631	1912	1060	599	253
31	On a one-to-five scale, how likely would you be to purchase one of our beach towels?	1.5774	0.01928	1382	770	426	186
32	These meetings were so much easier on the golf course…	1.5750	0.01848	1454	801	470	183
33	We're on a work trip Keith, try to be more professional.	1.5661	0.02045	1240	707	364	169
34	This meeting could have been an email.	1.5654	0.01799	1636	943	461	232
35	Can you not splash? I’m on a Zoom call.	1.5644	0.01877	1398	781	445	172
36	I couldn’t get into the office pool.	1.5579	0.01759	1649	946	486	217
37	It's better than Starbucks because I never have to go to the restroom.	1.5553	0.01917	1509	903	374	232
38	Corporate criticized my reports as being "too dry".	1.5546	0.01811	1493	846	466	181
39	I’m trying to keep the company afloat.	1.5476	0.01798	1534	884	460	190
40	Sorry Bob, our records show that your vacation is NEXT week.	1.5418	0.01879	1458	862	402	194
41	I work in liquid assets.	1.5415	0.02649	698	404	210	84
42	My doctor told me to spend more time in the pool.	1.5401	0.01831	1433	825	442	166
43	Well the sign says "Suit Required"	1.5383	0.01658	1969	1197	484	288
44	Just changed my zoom background ,so they think I'm working from home.	1.5380	0.02338	894	520	267	107
45	So this isn't the applicant pool?	1.5360	0.01868	1444	854	406	184
46	I'm practicing my key stroke.	1.5330	0.01719	1741	1044	466	231
47	First name ‘Marco’, last name…?	1.5312	0.01843	1664	1043	358	263
48	On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to recommend this pool to a friend or colleague?	1.5268	0.01817	1585	967	401	217
49	I’m practicing the keystroke.	1.5264	0.01757	1607	959	450	198
50	Caption contest finalists— Paul Nesja and Beth Lawler, have their own podcast; whereon, they inform their loyal listeners of their weekly entries; as well as point out to them, the awfulness of the two captions that they ultimately compete against.	1.5256	0.02133	1619	1162	63	394
51	Your swimsuit is on backorder.	1.5256	0.01986	1191	696	364	131
52	As your lawyer, I'm obligated to inform you that calling it the breast stroke is what got you in trouble with HR.	1.5250	0.01946	1421	880	336	205
53	It’s sync or swim.	1.5194	0.02010	1288	793	321	174
54	My wife told me I've been spending too much time in the office.	1.5185	0.02032	1084	629	348	107
55	We have an amazing remote work policy.	1.5183	0.02291	849	492	274	83
56	And, to help us improve, would you say this pool is Much Better, Somewhat Better, the Same, Somewhat Worse, or Much Worse than our former pool?	1.5175	0.01957	1397	873	325	199
57	When did you last see your bathing suit?	1.5171	0.01999	1431	921	280	230
58	She asked how she’d recognize me.	1.5167	0.02105	1076	642	312	122
59	How to be a caption finalist: A) Have a weekly podcast (to promote your captions); and, B) Submit each caption, several times (using different email addresses); so that voters won’t have to wade through thousands of entries, to get to your caption.	1.5157	0.02325	1334	960	60	314
60	I'm the YMCPA.	1.5123	0.01988	1302	807	323	172
61	I'm very sorry but you are in the work-from-home lane.	1.5099	0.02056	1263	798	286	179
62	Look, I’ve showered and I don’t have active diarrhea.	1.5099	0.02303	1269	890	111	268
63	It totally works. They all think it's a virtual background.	1.5073	0.01981	1295	805	323	167
64	Of course we're all here. We work in the office pool.	1.5000	0.02741	624	380	176	68
65	I'm emailing the lifeguard, who's working from home.	1.4991	0.02229	1086	701	228	157
66	I'm a sucker for office pools.	1.4989	0.02310	876	534	247	95
67	May we interrupt your swim for a brief survey?	1.4980	0.02199	1004	622	264	118
68	Don’t forget to always vote for Beth Lawler’s and Paul Nesja’s caption entries! (Tune into their weekly podcast, for details.)	1.4978	0.02535	1119	824	33	262
69	Do you have an appointment	1.4972	0.02278	893	544	254	95
70	Yeah, unfortunately our “Summer Fridays” still have a dress code.	1.4968	0.02406	791	480	229	82
71	Wait... you mean you can just upload a photo to use as a Zoom background?	1.4968	0.02181	1087	692	250	145
72	Welcome to the office pool.	1.4962	0.02108	1040	634	296	110
73	Unfortunately, the editors usually want greater depth	1.4919	0.02538	738	458	197	83
74	I packed the wrong suit.	1.4915	0.02178	1003	623	267	113
75	I've been running the numbers, and your barely treading water here.	1.4900	0.02454	804	504	206	94
76	I'm new. My supervisor forgot to tell me about casual Fridays.	1.4884	0.02618	649	395	191	63
77	If you weren't my wealthiest client there's no way in hell I'd keep meeting you like this.	1.4880	0.02300	961	616	221	124
78	The standing desk was alright, but this is easier on the knees.	1.4879	0.02163	992	614	272	106
79	My production has doubled now that I no longer need bathroom breaks.	1.4878	0.02387	945	620	189	136
80	The virtual backgrounds are only on the paid version	1.4876	0.02527	765	483	191	91
81	I’ve been taking swim lessons remotely for 2 years. I think I know what I’m doing, Greg.	1.4861	0.02395	901	583	198	120
82	All the restrooms are full.	1.4853	0.02574	783	508	170	105
83	Isn’t this the laptop lane?	1.4838	0.02532	711	440	198	73
84	This is as relaxed as I get.	1.4836	0.02251	883	543	253	87
85	Can you float me a loan?	1.4835	0.02660	908	647	83	178
86	Work from anywhere, they said	1.4815	0.02242	918	573	248	97
87	You know, when they told me I’d be drowning in work, this is not what I imagined.	1.4814	0.02310	887	559	229	99
88	I prefer the keystroke myself	1.4803	0.02339	837	522	228	87
89	This may be a break from work for you, but it is billable hours for me.	1.4795	0.02337	853	536	225	92
90	I already know how to swim. I’m learning how to surf.	1.4787	0.02386	846	539	209	98
91	Semi-retired and loving it!	1.4787	0.02309	867	544	231	92
92	I am required to take my vacation time.	1.4780	0.02314	910	583	219	108
93	This is what they mean by ‘drowning in emails,’ right?	1.4777	0.02476	739	461	203	75
94	In this case, and as your attorney, I would advise you to start wearing a swimsuit.	1.4765	0.02398	829	528	207	94
95	I'll let you know when you're in over your head.”	1.4752	0.02715	848	604	85	159
96	I’m allowed to work remotely, but I’m expected to be online and dressed professionally at all times.	1.4749	0.02515	758	485	186	87
97	I'm pooling my assets.	1.4743	0.02781	799	567	85	147
98	Is there an outlet down there?	1.4730	0.02714	649	416	159	74
99	Any additional liquid assets?”	1.4690	0.02445	742	466	204	72
100	Remembering that you are still under oath, did you or did you not pee in this pool?	1.4681	0.02568	769	508	162	99
101	Just this one more report and I'm on vacation.	1.4666	0.02510	703	443	192	68
102	I signed on as a pool reporter.	1.4618	0.02483	747	481	187	79
103	They can't tell I'm wearing trunks.	1.4614	0.02641	661	426	165	70
104	Sorry Bob, I reserved this lane for another 30 minutes.	1.4602	0.02621	691	451	162	78
105	I'll need the 8 digit security code I just texted you.	1.4598	0.02615	696	455	162	79
106	Starbucks was closed	1.4590	0.02658	658	427	160	71
107	I'm the lifeguard but I run a business on the side.	1.4578	0.02725	664	441	142	81
108	It’s called ‘work-life integration’ now, Greg	1.4578	0.02667	640	413	161	66
109	I’m drowning in paperwork, Gary.	1.4572	0.02594	689	448	167	74
110	Company mandated 1 hour of fitness & leisure time	1.4516	0.02591	640	409	173	58
111	I started in the typing pool.	1.4516	0.02724	609	396	151	62
112	My therapist is the crazy one. She thinks I'm a workaholic.	1.4513	0.02847	585	387	132	66
113	You've never heard of the typing pool?	1.4492	0.02779	610	404	138	68
114	Polo! Apologies everyone, thought I was on mute.	1.4485	0.02836	582	385	133	64
115	Have you taken a swim test with us before?	1.4483	0.02758	580	376	148	56
116	I was told to water down the Q4 results before the annual meeting.	1.4481	0.02885	520	335	137	48
117	I get to deduct it as a home office expense	1.4469	0.02587	631	404	172	55
118	The cardiologist told me to spend some time in the pool.	1.4450	0.02770	573	373	145	55
119	This is the least expensive office space in New York. That’s why.	1.4448	0.02713	580	374	154	52
120	Better than the typing pool.	1.4434	0.02905	521	340	131	50
121	I'm swimming in emails and trying to keep my head above water.	1.4428	0.02649	603	389	161	53
122	And on a scale of one to five, one being not wet and five being wettest, how wet would you say the water is?	1.4427	0.02900	567	381	121	65
123	I've got my Zoom shirt on.	1.4421	0.02813	579	384	134	61
124	I’m sorry, but we’re looking for someone much taller who can work in the deep end.	1.4420	0.02947	552	372	116	64
125	I don’t do casual Friday, Ron.	1.4419	0.02842	559	369	133	57
126	The restroom was locked, and I really needed to go.	1.4395	0.03129	512	352	95	65
127	Well, I was drowning in paperwork.	1.4392	0.02973	485	316	125	44
128	This was the only time available on your calendar	1.4389	0.02996	483	316	122	45
129	I needed a better Zoom background.	1.4373	0.02832	558	370	132	56
130	Are you OK with an in-depth interview?	1.4370	0.02792	540	351	142	47
131	If these are your liquid assets, we are both in trouble.	1.4356	0.03137	427	278	112	37
132	My doctor told me that I was too Type A and suggested that I relax in a pool!	1.4355	0.02991	535	364	109	62
133	Yes the business is underwater so this feels right	1.4342	0.02870	532	352	129	51
134	One a scale from 1-5, how would you rate your pool experience?	1.4321	0.02937	486	318	126	42
135	I thought it said lap-top swimming.	1.4318	0.02906	535	359	121	55
136	It's okay, I'm on mute. Polo!	1.4306	0.03027	497	335	110	52
137	I can type three laps a minute.	1.4286	0.03094	406	261	116	29
138	The plaintiff claims you were negligent in failing to respond "Polo."	1.4277	0.03609	470	355	29	86
139	When they figure out that you can work anywhere, anytime, it’s a short step to everywhere, all the time.	1.4265	0.03124	490	338	95	57
140	Was she wearing goggles?	1.4260	0.03146	507	356	86	65
141	The treadmill desks were sold out.	1.4218	0.03226	422	285	96	41
142	They can only see the top half!	1.4198	0.02930	486	324	120	42
143	Well...it IS a laptop.	1.4185	0.03049	466	315	107	44
144	I don't even have time for a bathroom break.	1.4161	0.03547	471	357	32	82
145	I’m Phil from HR. Did you use the word “breast stroke?	1.4160	0.03548	387	273	67	47
146	It's called a swimming desk. It's actually much healthier than sitting	1.4157	0.03052	445	298	109	38
147	I think testing the water before a new venture is a good idea.	1.4153	0.03139	431	291	101	39
148	I'm liquidating my assets.	1.4133	0.03202	450	313	88	49
149	I know,but this ls the only spot in the Y that has Wi fi	1.4124	0.03122	434	294	101	39
150	Shush...they think it's a Zoom background.	1.4112	0.02965	445	295	117	33
151	Of course I’m not wearing shoes. I’m on vacation!	1.4094	0.03167	425	290	96	39
152	I don't pee in your pool, so please don't swim in my meeting.	1.4057	0.03250	419	291	86	42
153	They told me to look for help in the secretarial pool.	1.4039	0.03091	411	276	104	31
154	I'm still trying to find a work - life balance.	1.4037	0.03123	436	300	96	40
155	Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m drowning in work, or actually just drowning.	1.4026	0.03296	385	264	87	34
156	What's the oddest thing you've seen today?	1.4025	0.03276	395	272	87	36
157	I’m new to the typing pool.	1.4015	0.03127	411	279	99	33
158	This is not as much fun as it looks.	1.4000	0.03279	370	251	90	29
159	That was a taxable gainer.	1.3990	0.03674	386	286	46	54
160	You blocked our calls.	1.3989	0.03730	376	279	44	53
161	It’s okay—I brought rice.	1.3989	0.03529	356	250	70	36
162	HR did not approve my PTO	1.3985	0.03207	389	265	93	31
163	In the last 12 months, how many times have you peed in this pool?	1.3984	0.03425	374	262	75	37
164	When you said you had liquid assets ...	1.3980	0.03154	402	274	96	32
165	To qualify for our best life insurance rate, you're going to have to start wearing sunscreen.	1.3978	0.03341	367	252	84	31
166	I told my boss I needed to get some typing done. He said I should take it to the pool.	1.3977	0.03488	352	245	74	33
167	Actually, I’m a White House pool reporter.	1.3975	0.03311	395	276	81	38
168	Sorry, this lane is reserved for people working remotely.	1.3969	0.03342	393	276	78	39
169	I could try to write off your new snorkel, but don't hold your breath.	1.3954	0.03757	349	255	50	44
170	I’m scared to go under.	1.3953	0.03571	387	283	55	49
171	I thought this was the YMCPA.	1.3953	0.03675	301	207	69	25
172	I'm doing virtual laps.	1.3931	0.03382	346	237	82	27
173	My boss told me to take a vacation.	1.3927	0.03179	382	260	94	28
174	Sir, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.3927	0.03547	382	278	58	46
175	Sorry, but I'm waist-deep in work right now.	1.3921	0.03476	329	226	77	26
176	As lifeguard and legal counsel, I warn you that you are getting in over your head.	1.3920	0.03328	375	261	81	33
177	Standing desks are so 2021	1.3911	0.03095	381	256	101	24
178	Covid closed the office,my wife threw me out,and the bar is too crowed.	1.3905	0.03068	402	273	101	28
179	Don’t worry about it. My boss said that I can work from anywhere.	1.3905	0.03015	379	251	108	20
180	I had to pee...	1.3903	0.03558	351	250	65	36
181	How do you spell incontinence?	1.3903	0.03297	351	239	87	25
182	Is this a good time to go over your insurance coverage?	1.3903	0.03264	392	274	83	35
183	Well they might think I was in the office if you didn't keep yelling "Cannonball".	1.3896	0.03334	367	255	81	31
184	I don’t need to wear pants for Zoom meetings.	1.3892	0.03550	352	251	65	36
185	It’s a business wetsuit.	1.3879	0.03314	348	238	85	25
186	I’m usually in hot water.	1.3876	0.03680	338	244	57	37
187	The treadmill thing just didn't work for me.	1.3874	0.03495	333	232	73	28
188	I tried working at home, but I wasn't getting any exercise.	1.3856	0.03208	376	259	89	28
189	How’d you guess I’m from the States?”	1.3848	0.03402	356	250	75	31
190	Fuck Off	1.3838	0.03809	357	270	37	50
191	Now, can we wade into your tax deductions?	1.3836	0.03341	365	256	78	31
192	I'm sure they said I had to join the office pool.	1.3832	0.03509	334	235	70	29
193	This is the lap lane, and that’s my laptop.	1.3829	0.03399	363	257	73	33
194	I'm busy pooling my assets.	1.3822	0.03358	348	242	79	27
195	I've added accidental drowning-just in case you wander down to the deep end.	1.3822	0.03431	348	245	73	30
196	Uh oh. My boss wants to Zoom.	1.3815	0.03445	346	244	72	30
197	Donald said he needed to store some things in my office	1.3814	0.03528	354	255	63	36
198	My boss said I couldn't work from home anymore.	1.3786	0.03417	346	244	73	29
199	I hear there are hackers in the deep end	1.3785	0.03438	325	226	75	24
200	Get the lifegaurd. I'm drowning in emails.	1.3761	0.03284	343	237	83	23
201	You stay in your lane and I'll stay in mine.	1.3758	0.03401	322	223	77	22
202	It’s a nice break from working from home with no pants.	1.3743	0.03441	342	243	70	29
203	Might as well. Our assets are underwater, too.	1.3743	0.03260	334	229	85	20
204	I tried the standing desk and the sitting desk, but this is supposed to be easier on the knees.	1.3742	0.03459	310	215	74	21
205	Oh it's fine, I'm muted.	1.3738	0.03558	305	214	68	23
206	Sir, this lane is for lap tops only.	1.3730	0.03389	311	214	78	19
207	Tell me again the last place you saw your bathing suit.	1.3729	0.03867	303	223	47	33
208	„…so front desk told me you need some help with liquid assets, did I get that right?“	1.3725	0.03422	298	204	77	17
209	And on a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with our firm’s commitment to meet you any time, anywhere?	1.3724	0.04142	290	220	32	38
210	No, I'm not in over my head.	1.3724	0.03292	333	230	82	21
211	I only work with mortgage holders who are underwater.	1.3720	0.03543	328	235	64	29
212	You mind moving to the deep end? My next meeting is cameras on.	1.3706	0.03520	313	221	68	24
213	But it’s a cool Zoom background, right?	1.3705	0.03431	305	211	75	19
214	So would you say you pee in the pool always, sometimes or never?	1.3705	0.03703	305	220	57	28
215	I'm semi-retired.	1.3702	0.03415	362	262	66	34
216	HR had no choice but to accept my work-from-home request after I identified as Amphibian.	1.3701	0.04026	281	208	42	31
217	As a serious writer I'm still just getting my feet wet.	1.3694	0.03540	314	223	66	25
218	Sorry, but the boss says if you don’t come to the office, the office is coming to you.	1.3681	0.03505	307	216	69	22
219	Before I surf the web I like to wade it.	1.3674	0.03428	313	219	73	21
220	Could you splash less? I need this to look like I'm in an office.	1.3672	0.03699	305	221	56	28
221	You're actually the first to ask.	1.3671	0.03648	286	202	63	21
222	You've never joined an office pool?	1.3668	0.03687	289	206	60	23
223	It's the best solution I could come up with. My company doesn't allow bathroom breaks.	1.3659	0.03640	328	241	54	33
224	Public pool, public wi-fi. Case closed.	1.3659	0.03262	328	227	82	19
225	Sorry, your pool pass has expired.	1.3656	0.03639	279	196	64	19
226	As long as I wear a tie, I am technically ‘in the office.’	1.3653	0.03465	323	230	68	25
227	...and would you say our company's repeated attempts to solicit data grabs through pop up surveys more intrusive, less intrusive, or about the same?	1.3645	0.03719	299	217	55	27
228	Yes.This was the typists' pool in the 70's.	1.3644	0.04200	247	182	40	25
229	Did anyone bring a charger?	1.3642	0.03570	313	225	62	26
230	I thought the pool party was virtual.	1.3633	0.03648	300	216	59	25
231	It’s actually getting better - on my first day they threw me in the deep end.	1.3630	0.03789	281	203	54	24
232	When did you become aware that your bathing suit was missing?	1.3611	0.03785	288	210	52	26
233	I needed to pee...	1.3608	0.03757	291	212	53	26
234	My boss thinks it's a virtual background.	1.3591	0.03822	259	185	55	19
235	I'm into liquidity.	1.3571	0.03583	280	198	64	18
236	Our CPA said we need to become more liquid.	1.3569	0.03429	311	221	69	21
237	We can write this off as Physical Therapy, Plus the mileage to & from. Keep records & get a receipt.	1.3569	0.03661	283	203	59	21
238	just go around me.	1.3566	0.03600	286	204	62	20
239	Any outlets down there?	1.3566	0.03667	286	206	58	22
240	I just can't work from home- too many distractions.	1.3550	0.03824	262	189	53	20
241	As long as my hair isn't wet, nobody can tell.	1.3547	0.03793	265	191	54	20
242	Chris Licht said I could be a great pool reporter.	1.3529	0.03635	289	209	58	22
243	I may have messed up a few key strokes.	1.3523	0.03308	281	193	77	11
244	Sorry. That type of "shrinkage" does not qualify for a payout under your current water damage policy.	1.3517	0.04326	236	178	33	25
245	Yes, I am a pool reporter	1.3511	0.03780	262	189	54	19
246	You're just a Zoom background, you know.	1.3509	0.03711	265	190	57	18
247	It's called work/life balance, but all I do is ruin shoes.	1.3498	0.03982	243	177	47	19
248	The title is "What I did during my summer vacation."	1.3491	0.03578	275	196	62	17
249	Your portfolio has taken a dive.	1.3486	0.03640	284	206	57	21
250	The talent pool is so different nowadays.	1.3480	0.03441	273	191	69	13
251	Life guard or life insurance? So I thought, why not both?	1.3471	0.03609	291	212	57	22
252	I’m trying to bring back the typing pool.	1.3456	0.03674	272	197	56	19
253	The treadmill desk was too hard on my knees.	1.3441	0.03713	247	176	57	14
254	Yeah it’s a great company. Believe it or not, they let you work from anywhere during vacations.	1.3436	0.03799	259	189	51	19
255	This isn’t what I meant by liquid assets.	1.3427	0.03873	248	181	49	18
256	Of course not, what kind of psycho wears socks in the pool?	1.3413	0.04437	208	156	33	19
257	Liquid assets joke entry #473	1.3406	0.04009	276	212	34	30
258	I have to say, it's been much easier since I moved to the shallow end.	1.3396	0.04027	265	202	36	27
259	I told the AI, I feeling like I'm swimming in data... and this happened.	1.3382	0.03671	275	202	53	20
260	I hate to waste my membership.	1.3371	0.03708	267	196	52	19
261	It's 9 o'clock somewhere.	1.3363	0.03645	223	156	59	8
262	Do I have enough work? I’m swimming in it!!	1.3347	0.03732	239	172	54	13
263	The boss banned work from home... he didn't say diddly about work from pool.	1.3347	0.03568	251	179	60	12
264	I thought it was business casual	1.3347	0.03700	251	182	54	15
265	The office said we had to pool our resources.	1.3333	0.03824	243	178	49	16
266	Let’s make this quick, I have another client at the shallow end.	1.3320	0.03833	250	185	47	18
267	Sure, my best ideas still happen in the shower, but this is the only place I can get through emails.	1.3304	0.03752	227	163	53	11
268	I find working from home to be too depressing, but the office is too stressful	1.3302	0.03775	215	153	53	9
269	I couldn't get the Zoom virtual background to work.	1.3294	0.03765	252	186	49	17
270	I’m swimming in debt.	1.3292	0.03342	243	169	68	6
271	I'll need to see two laps of butterfly before I can determine if you qualify for a better rate than our Preferred Non-Swimmers.	1.3289	0.03771	225	162	52	11
272	Give me a minute while I learn how to swim on Youtube.	1.3279	0.03759	244	179	50	15
273	I’m zoom interviewing for a swimming instructor position.	1.3276	0.03938	232	172	44	16
274	I know what it looks like but I am not even remotely working	1.3275	0.03876	229	168	47	14
275	But I'm a wiz at the keystroke.	1.3267	0.04224	202	150	38	14
276	The key is to blur your background and remember not to say "Polo."	1.3259	0.04320	224	173	29	22
277	Bathroom breaks were slowing me down.	1.3254	0.04178	209	156	38	15
278	I find “Work/Life Balance” is easier to attaint when buoyant.	1.3251	0.03719	243	178	51	14
279	I guess I should have clarified what I meant by a standing desk.	1.3243	0.03630	222	158	56	8
280	We all have our own ways of quiet quitting.	1.3242	0.04093	219	164	39	16
281	This way I can keep working through bathroom breaks and leave work early!	1.3231	0.04061	229	173	38	18
282	I want my online swimming classes to feel authentic.	1.3227	0.03921	220	162	45	13
283	Do you want pickles with that?	1.3217	0.03998	230	173	40	17
284	We have flexible working conditions.	1.3213	0.03906	221	163	45	13
285	Have you seen the prices of adult diapers?	1.3211	0.04460	190	144	31	15
286	of course I brought my laptop, this is a lap pool	1.3200	0.04201	225	173	32	20
287	When is the last time you saw your floaties?	1.3197	0.04004	244	187	36	21
288	What's your Wi-Fi password?	1.3196	0.03873	219	161	46	12
289	Since you haven’t responded to our email from customer service, I’m here to help you complete this short survey . . .	1.3194	0.04249	191	142	37	12
290	Life guard? No, I'm with Guardian Life. Speaking of which, if you drowned today, do you know how your family would get by?	1.3188	0.04357	207	159	30	18
291	Are you very satisfied, satisfied, unsatisfied or very unsatisfied with me interrupting your pool time?	1.3186	0.04061	204	151	41	12
292	My other assets are underwater.	1.3184	0.04226	223	172	31	20
293	What they really mean when they say unlimited PTO	1.3178	0.04252	214	164	32	18
294	Polo.	1.3167	0.04277	180	133	37	10
295	I told the board that the labor pool is cooling off.	1.3165	0.03878	218	161	45	12
296	Your entire department has gone off the deep end.”	1.3163	0.04627	215	173	16	26
297	Hi, Bob, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty	1.3144	0.04183	229	178	30	21
298	My advice... stay out of the deep end	1.3141	0.04105	191	141	40	10
299	I know how to do my job. Stay in your lane.	1.3139	0.03867	223	166	44	13
300	What’s this “day of rest” shit?	1.3133	0.04173	233	182	29	22
301	Remote work won over Casual Friday.	1.3130	0.03735	230	170	48	12
302	We just need you to answer a few questions . . . First question, "Marco?"	1.3128	0.04389	211	165	26	20
303	He said I have to pool all of the data.	1.3125	0.03955	224	169	40	15
304	It’s a working vacation. Why do you ask?	1.3119	0.04029	218	165	38	15
305	Unfortunately, it is a working vacation.	1.3107	0.04301	206	159	30	17
306	My job evaluation said I should learn to multitask.	1.3100	0.03972	200	148	42	10
307	So when they hired me I was told that access to the company's health club facilities was part of the package. They never told me I wouldn't have an office.	1.3091	0.04518	165	124	31	10
308	Shut the fuck up, I’m buying DVDs	1.3081	0.04630	211	171	15	25
309	Yes, sir, I’ll be sure to underline the importance of work life balance.	1.3070	0.03585	228	167	52	9
310	I'm sorry Gerald, I can't just jump into this "vacation mindset" business..	1.3070	0.03603	215	156	52	7
311	What do you mean I’m not enjoying myself. It’s been years since I let go like this.	1.3066	0.03814	212	157	45	10
312	I like to come every afternoon to get in a few laptops.	1.3062	0.04301	209	163	28	18
313	Here at the NEW IRS, we make an effort to audit taxpayers at their convenience.	1.3058	0.04235	206	159	31	16
314	I typed How To Swim into ChatGPT	1.3058	0.04121	206	157	35	14
315	I specialize in the key stroke.	1.3052	0.04343	213	168	25	20
316	This is the way I pool my resources.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
317	Can you quiet down, I’m about to unmute	1.3046	0.04310	197	152	30	15
318	Not now. I’m in up to my waist.	1.3043	0.04217	207	160	31	16
319	I wish these micromanagers would stay in their lane	1.3041	0.04625	171	132	26	13
320	The CAPTCHA said I had to swim a lap to prove I'm human.	1.3039	0.04260	204	158	30	16
321	Mr. Trump says you haven't paid your membership dues this week !	1.3037	0.04079	191	143	38	10
322	And how do you like the shallow end of the talent pool?	1.3035	0.04187	201	154	33	14
323	Men can multitask too	1.3032	0.03981	188	139	41	8
324	No, Phil, I'm not interested in playing water polo.	1.3026	0.04150	195	148	35	12
325	You're a very hard. man to track down.	1.3023	0.04451	172	131	30	11
326	It’s my way of surfing the web, no board.	1.3022	0.04352	182	139	31	12
327	My firm is all about work-life balance	1.3014	0.03721	219	163	46	10
328	I just hopped in here to pee.	1.3010	0.04110	206	158	34	14
329	Go ahead, I’m on mute	1.3005	0.04032	203	154	37	12
330	It’s amazing the places you can find free WI-FI!	1.3005	0.04014	213	163	36	14
331	I'm sorry to say, your portfolio is under water.	1.3000	0.03874	190	140	43	7
332	Even your stock options are under water.	1.2995	0.04237	197	152	31	14
333	This is a horrible wet dream.	1.2995	0.04461	187	146	26	15
334	My new job allows me to take unlimited vacation time.	1.2974	0.04325	195	152	28	15
335	My doctor said half an hour a day in the swimming pool would help my blood pressure.	1.2970	0.04403	165	125	31	9
336	This way I can deduct my club membership as a business expense."	1.2963	0.04020	189	142	38	9
337	You’d think so, but these new athletic-office pants really wick away the moisture."	1.2957	0.04061	186	140	37	9
338	The A/C at the office is broken.	1.2956	0.04421	159	120	31	8
339	My therapist just texted. She meant to say, “Try watering my plants.”	1.2956	0.04198	203	158	30	15
340	This is my swim suit.	1.2953	0.03962	193	145	39	9
341	Are you here on business or pleasure?	1.2947	0.04070	190	144	36	10
342	Me? I’m semi-retired.	1.2941	0.04808	153	119	23	11
343	This isn't the steno pool?	1.2935	0.04084	184	139	36	9
344	I only know the keystroke.	1.2932	0.03770	191	141	44	6
345	Says here you haven't returned your towels from last time.	1.2919	0.04276	185	143	30	12
346	I hit the escape key and here I am.	1.2917	0.04876	168	135	17	16
347	Just practicing my keystroke.	1.2912	0.03719	182	133	45	4
348	When I corrected my boss he told me to stay in my lane.	1.2907	0.04101	172	129	36	7
349	Ok, you've passed the practical test, now onto the written portion.	1.2907	0.04101	172	129	36	7
350	They said we couldn't work from home anymore...	1.2906	0.03820	203	153	41	9
351	The keystroke	1.2899	0.03972	169	125	39	5
352	I’m using my home wallpaper.	1.2898	0.04196	176	134	33	9
353	They will assume the pool is just a virtual background.	1.2892	0.04014	166	123	38	5
354	As your lawyer, I advise you to stay out of the deep end.	1.2889	0.04055	180	136	36	8
355	I’m completing the lifeguard re-certification class remotely.	1.2888	0.04369	187	147	26	14
356	I come here for the wi-fi	1.2883	0.04414	163	125	29	9
357	Business up top, Bermuda down below.	1.2881	0.04326	177	137	29	11
358	It’s why it’s called a laptop	1.2876	0.04789	153	120	22	11
359	Obviously, it's a LAP-top.	1.2874	0.04582	167	131	24	12
360	data pool	1.2873	0.04111	181	138	34	9
361	Hi, my name is Steve and I work for your health insurer... I just have a few questions about your health habits.	1.2872	0.04283	188	147	28	13
362	I’m an accountant. This is as much fun as I can have with my clothes on.	1.2867	0.05024	143	113	19	11
363	I miss the days when this sort of work was handled in the secretarial pool.	1.2865	0.04078	178	135	35	8
364	A treadmill desk was too expensive, so I thought, why not?	1.2857	0.04530	161	125	26	10
365	It’s Monday 9 A.M. somewhere.	1.2857	0.04515	182	145	22	15
366	I DONT KNOW -,AI PUT ME HERE!	1.2857	0.04129	189	146	32	11
367	My wife thinks I'm at work.	1.2857	0.04060	189	145	34	10
368	It's the best wi-fi hotspot.	1.2857	0.04173	161	121	34	6
369	Oh, I'm getting some sun, washing my pants, filing a report, checking my email, and doing a little social networking. That's the beauty of multitasking. What are you up to?	1.2850	0.04068	193	149	33	11
370	I Googled "Swimming for Dummies."	1.2848	0.04772	165	132	19	14
371	I'm still trying to find my own work play balance.	1.2840	0.04456	169	132	26	11
372	It's this or Starbucks	1.2840	0.04419	162	125	28	9
373	Why, then, do they call it a typing pool?	1.2840	0.04505	162	126	26	10
374	I just finished debugging the new AI lifeguard. She should work now.	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
375	Well, I was searching for the Marco Polo website and ended up here	1.2825	0.03920	177	133	38	6
376	I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.	1.2824	0.04510	170	134	24	12
377	I'm transitioning back into the office.	1.2824	0.04273	170	131	30	9
378	I think I’m out of my depth again	1.2816	0.03960	174	131	37	6
379	Come any closer and I will Ctrl + X you.	1.2816	0.04043	174	132	35	7
380	I just got an idea for a caption	1.2812	0.04536	160	125	25	10
381	Mister Jones, is this a good time for your audit?	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
382	When I clicked, I thought it said virtual background.	1.2805	0.04540	164	129	24	11
383	This is me "on vacation"	1.2800	0.03940	175	132	37	6
384	I can advise you regarding pooled funds...	1.2796	0.04157	186	145	30	11
385	Standing desk 2.0 - that is, H 2.0!	1.2796	0.04015	186	143	34	9
386	Don't judge. It's a start.	1.2795	0.03961	161	120	37	4
387	So that was first name Marco, last name Polo?	1.2791	0.04464	172	136	24	12
388	I'm still adapting to remote work.	1.2791	0.04387	172	135	26	11
389	I call it "Business on top, pool party on the bottom."	1.2791	0.04148	172	132	32	8
390	Since you won't come to the office, I've brought the office to you	1.2788	0.04086	165	125	34	6
391	It's a wading desk.	1.2775	0.04287	173	135	28	10
392	We each have our own definition of recreational swim.	1.2765	0.04002	170	129	35	6
393	It just takes a few days for my brain to realize that I'm on vacation.	1.2765	0.04415	170	134	25	11
394	And would you Strongly Disagree, Disagree, are Neutral, Agree, or Strongly Agree that the water in this pool is warm enough?	1.2762	0.04153	181	141	30	10
395	Sometimes I mix business with pleasure.	1.2760	0.03779	192	146	39	7
396	I’m drowning in emails.	1.2759	0.04265	174	136	28	10
397	This is my virtual background.	1.2759	0.04342	174	137	26	11
398	You should see my carpool.	1.2756	0.04321	156	120	29	7
399	My best attempt at work-life balance	1.2750	0.04429	160	125	26	9
400	Just surfing the web.	1.2744	0.04087	164	125	33	6
401	I misunderstood the term job pool.	1.2742	0.03774	186	141	39	6
402	This is the only place I can get a good WiFi signal.	1.2737	0.03865	179	136	37	6
403	During the pandemic, I became accustomed to not caring what I looked like from the waist down.	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
404	I'm just getting the hang of remote work.	1.2733	0.03961	172	131	35	6
405	SSH! It’s my Zoom swimsuit.	1.2711	0.04221	166	129	29	8
406	Would you like to participate in a study of obscure humor for The New Yorker magazine?	1.2706	0.04629	170	138	18	14
407	No really, I can work from ANYWHERE	1.2697	0.03946	178	137	34	7
408	I am watching my kids	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
409	Even remote, you have to dress for success.	1.2695	0.04023	167	128	33	6
410	I work in swimming pool sales and marketing, so Return-To-Office has really been great.	1.2690	0.03874	171	130	36	5
411	So then I said, 'Listen, Linda, you can make me GO on vacation, but you can't make me BE on vacation.'	1.2681	0.04883	138	110	19	9
412	Our company prides itself on healthy work life balance.	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
413	They told me to find a talented pool of applicants, but I don’t see how these skills are translatable.	1.2675	0.04553	157	125	22	10
414	Actually, things were going swimmingly until my mouse drowned.	1.2667	0.04310	165	130	26	9
415	No, working remotely has been great - why do you ask?	1.2663	0.04321	169	134	25	10
416	Could I interest you in a drowning policy?	1.2658	0.04345	158	124	26	8
417	This is a side gig. I'm actually a lifeguard.	1.2654	0.04181	162	126	29	7
418	Boss says no more leisure clothes on zoom calls.	1.2647	0.03962	170	131	33	6
419	You stay in YOUR lane!	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
420	How likely are you to recommend this lane to a friend or family member?	1.2639	0.04725	144	115	20	9
421	Housekeeping is still getting my room ready.	1.2638	0.04336	163	129	25	9
422	It's okay - my virtual background is a beach.	1.2638	0.04066	163	126	31	6
423	I wanted to make more of a splash at work	1.2635	0.04431	148	116	25	7
424	You can't run from an IRS audit forever, Mr. Smith.	1.2635	0.04668	167	137	16	14
425	It doesn't count as work from home if emotionally I'm still in my cubicle.	1.2634	0.04109	186	148	27	11
426	I'm competing in the 100-metre keystroke.	1.2632	0.04112	171	134	29	8
427	It's really hard to get out of a gym membership.	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
428	Could you please keep it down? I'm in a meeting.	1.2623	0.03929	183	143	32	8
429	casual Friday’s have gone off the deep end	1.2622	0.04136	164	128	29	7
430	Glad I finally caught up with you! So, now, about that extended car warranty?	1.2621	0.04992	145	119	14	12
431	AND WHAT IS YOUR REASON FOR UNSUBSCRIBING?	1.2619	0.04406	168	135	22	11
432	What lane were you in when the alleged attack with a pool noodle took place?	1.2611	0.04619	180	150	13	17
433	I'm getting used to how Miami will be in 20 years.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
434	You will need scuba gear to learn how much your portfolio is under water.	1.2604	0.04302	169	135	24	10
435	I’ve taken the standing desk to the next level	1.2603	0.04667	146	117	20	9
436	It's an immersion course - I thought I'd dive right in.	1.2600	0.04863	150	123	15	12
437	Nobody can tell because the background is blurred	1.2599	0.03927	177	138	32	7
438	Stay in your lane, Hal.	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
439	Well, wise guy, it beats the carpool I tried last week!	1.2597	0.04680	154	125	18	11
440	My therapist said I should start exercising	1.2595	0.04323	158	125	25	8
441	I decided to get into the office pool.	1.2590	0.04351	166	133	23	10
442	My therapist told me I’ve been spending too much time at the office.	1.2590	0.04605	139	110	22	7
443	I'm a pool reporter.	1.2586	0.04049	174	137	29	8
444	Technically, I'm working from home.	1.2586	0.04049	174	137	29	8
445	As your attorney I advise you to say, "Polo."	1.2585	0.04537	147	117	22	8
446	My wife thinks I’m a workaholic, so I surprised her with this vacation.	1.2583	0.04834	151	124	15	12
447	Practicing my key strokes	1.2581	0.04374	155	123	24	8
448	It reminds me that I'm not really drowning.	1.2578	0.04331	128	98	27	3
449	They think it’s a green screen	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
450	Zoom interview. The Y has great wifi.	1.2566	0.04620	152	123	19	10
451	What? Go around.	1.2560	0.05194	125	102	14	9
452	I work for Marco & Polo, attorneys at law, and I’m here to interview the jury pool	1.2558	0.04832	129	103	19	7
453	Sorry, but the board denied your cannonball request.	1.2558	0.04154	172	137	26	9
454	It was closer than the restroom.	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
455	Are you waiving your right to CPR?	1.2553	0.04657	141	113	20	8
456	I forgot to set my out of office.	1.2553	0.04318	141	110	26	5
457	From 9 to 5,this is the laptop lane for the Typing Pool.	1.2549	0.04402	153	122	23	8
458	And Tolstoy wrote in the sauna. Is this so different?	1.2548	0.04229	157	124	26	7
459	My boss warned us not to wear Speedos when we’re on Zoom.	1.2534	0.04539	146	117	21	8
460	I’m afraid it’s also your portfolio that’s underwater.	1.2533	0.04250	150	118	26	6
461	I know we’re not supposed to ask you to work during off hours, but it would be really great if you could help us out with a few things.	1.2531	0.03848	162	125	33	4
462	It’s all about work-life balance.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
463	Is she looking?	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
464	They say a good work and life balance is key to reducing stress levels	1.2518	0.04907	139	114	15	10
465	We have a flexible work policy. Now I can be miserable anywhere.	1.2517	0.04512	147	118	21	8
466	My clients really value liquidity in their positions.	1.2517	0.04719	151	124	16	11
467	Work from home is so 2020.	1.2516	0.04154	155	122	27	6
468	I'm bringing back the typing pool.	1.2516	0.04631	155	127	17	11
469	Ever since Covid, I’ve discovered I can work anywhere.	1.2515	0.03866	167	130	32	5
470	I deal in liquid assets.	1.2500	0.04078	132	101	29	2
471	I forgot it was casual Friday.	1.2500	0.04501	152	123	20	9
472	If you came into the office, we wouldn't have to do this.	1.2500	0.04660	140	113	19	8
473	We can deduct the swim trunks, but not the flippers.	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
474	Didn't you get the memo?	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
475	Standing desks just weren't doing it for me	1.2484	0.03965	153	119	30	4
476	My supervisor's interpretation of "working vacation" conflicted with mine.	1.2483	0.04656	149	122	17	10
477	I know I’m wearing a wet suit. Where’s yours?	1.2483	0.04753	149	123	15	11
478	This IS how I relax.	1.2483	0.04646	145	118	18	9
479	For an extra $10 a month, I can add drowning to your life insurance policy.	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
480	My analyst says I need to relax. I say I need to multi-task.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
481	Excuse me, I'm in a meeting!	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
482	It's my last Zoom call, then I can take off the shirt and tie.	1.2471	0.04156	170	137	24	9
483	'' I'm torn between my philosophic understanding of the Myth of Sisyphus by Camus and my Trivago vacation hotel discount" Kevin J. Doran M.A. 38 Lowe Avenue , Fair Lawn, N.J. 07410	1.2468	0.04725	158	132	13	13
484	I gave up surfing in the ocean.	1.2468	0.03605	154	117	36	1
485	The best way to get your taxes done is to just dive right in.	1.2467	0.04910	150	126	11	13
486	We may be able to float you a loan	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
487	Ok. Now you can deduct your pool membership.	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
488	This way, I can write off my pool membership.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
489	It's an immersion course.	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
490	Okay, you're covered for accidental drowning.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
491	You say Marco, I say Portfolio.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
492	Remote pool party for the office	1.2455	0.03935	167	132	29	6
493	I had to dress for a ZOOM meeting.	1.2453	0.04253	159	128	23	8
494	With climate change, you can now write off swimming.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
495	We wear business attire when working remotely.	1.2449	0.04486	147	119	20	8
496	How would you rate your experience today?	1.2449	0.04162	147	116	26	5
497	They placed a last minute meeting on my calendar, can you believe it?	1.2446	0.04064	139	108	28	3
498	I promised my boss this presentation would make a big splash.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
499	Yes, I work here.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
500	I’m augmenting my reality.	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
501	I’m American.	1.2431	0.04648	144	118	17	9
502	I can never make those virtual backgrounds work.	1.2429	0.04848	140	116	14	10
503	is it spelled Feb-uary or Feb-ruary?	1.2429	0.04039	140	109	28	3
504	My wife got time off, but I didn't.	1.2426	0.04239	136	107	25	4
505	This is my first time in an office pool, how do you win?	1.2422	0.04673	128	103	19	6
506	The job opening had a strong pool of candidates	1.2418	0.03937	153	120	29	4
507	I like to combine work and play on hot summer days like today.	1.2414	0.04068	145	114	27	4
508	It's all about work-life balance. There's no way I was going to miss another family vacation.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
509	According to my reports, this company’s going off the deep end.	1.2409	0.04694	137	112	17	8
510	Oh yes, I am a corporate shark.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
511	I'm live-streaming.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
512	I’m sorry sir but you can contact our lifeguard only by email.	1.2406	0.04791	133	109	16	8
513	Why, yes! I’m the pool reporter for the New York Times. Why do you ask?	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
514	I want to play but I just can't.	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
515	One to ten, how would you rate our pool experience?	1.2400	0.04197	150	120	24	6
516	No, this is my first time.	1.2397	0.04043	146	115	27	4
517	I now realize she said "a couple of laps," but I swear I heard "a couple of apps."	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
518	Actually, I’m trying to remain cool though this final interview!	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
519	We have teleworking, but not business casual.	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
520	Still adjusting to this hybrid office thing	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
521	I’d rather surf than swim	1.2388	0.04517	134	108	20	6
522	I’m the ‘have no life’ guard.	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
523	I’m drunk.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
524	I call it the keystroke.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
525	I'm testing the liquid assets	1.2375	0.04205	160	130	22	8
526	Yes, I manage the office pool.	1.2372	0.04372	156	128	19	9
527	Just talk with me five minutes....and you can deduct the whole vacation!	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
528	It’s called multitasking.	1.2370	0.04727	135	111	16	8
529	You do laps, I do laptop.	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
530	I'm reporting her to H.R. You can't splash like that.	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
531	So you said Speedo.com,right?	1.2365	0.04534	148	122	17	9
532	Only half my investments are underwater at this time.	1.2365	0.04326	148	120	21	7
533	I get more work done here, and I stay cooler.	1.2362	0.04931	127	105	14	8
534	Don't tell my boss; he thinks I'm in over my head.	1.2361	0.04515	144	118	18	8
535	Hey Frank, when you said you wanted to ‘test the waters’ with your new client, you didn’t mean it literally right? -Sadhvi Abayanayake-	1.2360	0.04622	161	136	12	13
536	Glad I caught you. Just a word about your car’s extended warranty.	1.2360	0.04537	161	135	14	12
537	Well, Fred, you asked me to stay in my own lane, so here I am.	1.2358	0.04909	123	101	15	7
538	My best ideas float to the top.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
539	I get that question a lot	1.2358	0.04771	123	100	17	6
540	I really mean it when I say I’ll do anything to get the job.	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
541	I work for Interpol.	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
542	What? My therapist said I needed a better work/life balance!	1.2357	0.04602	140	115	17	8
543	This is adult swim Tod, and real adults have jobs.	1.2353	0.05162	119	99	12	8
544	After last night, they insist that i wear a suit in the pool.	1.2353	0.04457	136	110	20	6
545	My Speedo is in the wash.	1.2353	0.03797	136	105	30	1
546	I can take your towel order.	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
547	Just logging in my laps.	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
548	I thought the sign said 'Audit Swim.'	1.2348	0.04670	132	108	17	7
549	How would you rate your experience today in our pool?	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
550	I'm beta-testing standing desk alternatives. It's going swimmingly.	1.2344	0.04073	128	100	26	2
551	This is my favorite day-trading spot. Right in front of the jet.	1.2340	0.04227	141	113	23	5
552	It’s technically a standing desk.	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
553	My version of "You can have it all".	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
554	It's called the 'keystroke.'	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
555	The swim-up bar was a trap.	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
556	The key to success is liquidity.	1.2331	0.04254	133	106	23	4
557	It's true, I am just treading water at work	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
558	I'm Googling how to swim.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
559	After years of swimming with the sharks, I wanted a slower pace.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
560	I'm writing a biography of Mark Spitz.	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
561	I'm still not convinced this is your home office.	1.2321	0.04390	112	88	22	2
562	And this is when you noticed your swim trunks were missing?	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
563	Can I float something by you?	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
564	Do you know how to change my background on zoom	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
565	Yes, I'm the Manager.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
566	Please go away. I'm trying to do my business.	1.2313	0.04215	147	119	22	6
567	My doctor said I should work out in the pool.	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
568	I was never fond of Casual Fridays	1.2303	0.04425	152	126	17	9
569	My wife is a slut	1.2302	0.04824	139	117	12	10
570	They're wash and wear	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
571	I just can't focus when the wife and kids are at home.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
572	A jacket just seemed too much.	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
573	I’m practicing for the free style event.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
574	You need to tread lightly.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
575	What better place to surf the Net?	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
576	It’s called a floating holiday for a reason	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
577	Do you have a funny caption for a comic illustrating this exact situation?	1.2293	0.04415	157	131	16	10
578	Remote work is awesome. You don't have to wear pants.	1.2292	0.04486	144	119	17	8
579	I love casual Fridays!	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
580	Perfecting my keystroke.	1.2286	0.03839	140	110	28	2
581	I find myself far more productive in the shallow end.	1.2286	0.04459	140	115	18	7
582	My best event? The keystroke.	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
583	No, you can’t use this meeting to write off your pool as an office expense.	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
584	Do you know how to filter a background?	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
585	I was told to pool my resources.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
586	Finally getting my Summer Friday, Jim! What’s the wifi password here?	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
587	I'm the local pool reporter.	1.2276	0.04237	145	118	21	6
588	I am installing the CHAT-GPT lifeguard.	1.2276	0.04349	145	119	19	7
589	Your portfolio limits you to the shallow end of the pool.	1.2273	0.04372	154	128	17	9
590	Would you rate the urine content Poor, Just Okay, Favorable or Ideal?	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
591	I meant my assistant Marco.	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
592	... because the writer's manual specifically said .. "immerse yourself in the story..."	1.2273	0.04637	132	109	16	7
593	Would you say the water is too warm,too cold or just right?	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
594	I think i can do so much more. I'm just treading water working in IT	1.2270	0.04543	141	117	16	8
595	I'm transitioning into retirement.	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
596	So the chlorine burned your eyes and irritated your skin, causing pain and suffering, loss of consortium, and irreparable harm—is that right?	1.2266	0.04734	128	106	15	7
597	I've been drowning in email.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
598	Unfortunately, all of your investments with us are underwater."	1.2263	0.04633	137	114	15	8
599	I can't wear swim trunks — I look naked on Zoom.	1.2263	0.04395	137	112	19	6
600	I just ordered a bathing suit. Happy now?	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
601	I’m surfing the internet.	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
602	It's the best Wi-Fi in the entire hotel.	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
603	My favorite is the keystroke.	1.2254	0.04287	142	116	20	6
604	Scene one. Exterior. Pool. Day. Now what?	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
605	My cardiologist said I should spend more time in the pool.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
606	Pin striped trunks, if you must know.	1.2252	0.04220	151	124	20	7
607	I simply don't understand why they want me to come back into the office. I'm so much more productive here.	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
608	What, this isn't a typing pool?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
609	The pool of applicants is shallower than I expected	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
610	I'm a licensed attorney, a part-time lifeguard, and a full-time idiot.	1.2239	0.04449	134	110	18	6
611	When HR said we were hiring from a pool this isn’t quite what I expected.	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
612	When they said I would be entering into a pool of candidates, this is not what I had in mind.	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
613	this is work life balance	1.2238	0.04593	143	120	14	9
614	I work as a lifeguard, and selling insurance is my side hustle.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
615	Thank you, it's going swimmingly.	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
616	Liquidity is critical in this market!	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
617	The more strokes, the better your rate.	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
618	Your portfolio is also underwater.	1.2230	0.04337	139	114	19	6
619	I'm coming up with 2,610,000,000 results for Marco.	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
620	Me? No sir, it must be a naturally-occurring warm spot	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
621	Amazon says my swimsuit should arrive soon	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
622	It's called immersion theory.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
623	And you suspect the stolen article of clothing is still in the pool?	1.2222	0.05166	117	99	10	8
624	Just because there's no lifeguard on duty, doesn't mean there's no accountant on duty.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
625	It’s my new Treadwater desk.	1.2222	0.04116	144	117	22	5
626	I'm just trying to stay afloat.	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
627	They said no bathroom breaks.	1.2214	0.04374	131	107	19	5
628	The dot only stays green if I’m wearing a shirt and tie.	1.2214	0.04097	131	105	23	3
629	I'm doing my laps virtually.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
630	I do my best work when I’m hydrated.	1.2213	0.05142	122	104	9	9
631	HR told me I'd lose my vacation time if I didn't take it.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
632	As the attorney for the company, I can only advise you to read the fine print next time. You see, THIS is the office pool you have won.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
633	We’re testing the waters with our new app. Want to try?	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
634	My counselor told me to balance work with recreation	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
635	No, I am not in hot water	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
636	I’ve used all my vacation days.	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
637	When I interviewed for the job, they told me I’d be swimming in emails, but I honestly didn’t believe them.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
638	Would you say your backstroke is better, worse or the same as last week?	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
639	# “Yes, I am American. What gave it away?”	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
640	Business in the front, party in the back.	1.2197	0.04069	132	106	23	3
641	I can continue working without taking a bathroom break.	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
642	Fact is, I write better when I'm half-submerged.	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
643	I'm not supposed to take my work laptop into the men's room…	1.2195	0.04835	123	103	13	7
644	It's sink or swim in this office pool, Buddy!	1.2195	0.04835	123	103	13	7
645	i'm hearing rumors we're about to go under	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
646	And people think working from home is fun.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
647	The swimming desk is the new standing desk	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
648	Wet Suit? Real original.	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
649	The name's Poole.	1.2193	0.04946	114	95	13	6
650	Until I have sufficient data on the effects of frog ass on bare skin, I shant be undressing - who knows how many frog asses this water has come in contact with!	1.2192	0.04810	146	126	8	12
651	You should see how I make love.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
652	My wife thinks I'm at the office, and the office thinks I'm working from home.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
653	So, how many wetsuits shall I put you down for?	1.2190	0.04236	137	112	20	5
654	I just blur the background.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
655	I am in the typing pool.	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
656	On a scale of 1 - 10 how satisfied are you with the water temperature - with 1 being not satisfied and 10 being very satisfied.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
657	We’re working on improving our liquidity.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
658	This is my bathing suit.	1.2182	0.05065	110	92	12	6
659	This way I don’t have to take bathroom breaks.	1.2178	0.05559	101	86	8	7
660	Yes, I'm in a meeting. I just blur the background.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
661	And finally, how would you rate your overall swimming experience at the pool today?	1.2177	0.04799	124	104	13	7
662	So, she dunked you three times with no provocation?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
663	Family time billing. Everybody wins.	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
664	And I don't even need bathroom breaks.	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
665	I placed first in the 100m keystroke.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
666	I'd like to float a few ideas by you.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
667	. "What can I say? WFH is evolving."	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
668	I like to immerse myself in my work.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
669	Like a duck, I seem cool and collective on the exterior but under the surface I'm paddling like hell.	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
670	So what makes you stand out from the pool of applicants?	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
671	Did you see my earbud down there?	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
672	I'm doing the keystroke.	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
673	I think there’s been a massive misunderstanding of the term “bathing suit.”	1.2160	0.04626	125	104	15	6
674	I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.	1.2158	0.04539	139	117	14	8
675	Where do you see yourself in five laps?	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
676	Would you say; A. Wet B. Somewhat Wet or C. Not Wet at all.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
677	I guess I misunderstood what being a "Pool Reporter" for the New Yorker meant.	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
678	I want to test the water before jumping in.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
679	I started as a pool boy and came up through the ranks.	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
680	Sorry, cant you see I’m waist deep in work right now?	1.2155	0.04868	116	97	13	6
681	Working remotely isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially if you have kids.	1.2154	0.04501	130	108	16	6
682	Remember when we'd just gather around a water cooler?	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
683	I have a desk treadmill, but this is easier on my joints.	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
684	Hi, I’m Greg, and I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. Please provide your social security number, credit card information, and drivers license number on this screen here.	1.2149	0.04868	121	102	12	7
685	Yeah, I’m hybrid.	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
686	I don’t think this is what they meant when they said you could work from anywhere	1.2148	0.03988	135	109	23	3
687	I just come for the adult swim.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
688	I just needed to pee.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
689	I'm in charge of liquidations.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
690	This counts for my employer's exercise program.	1.2143	0.03564	154	123	29	2
691	I'm just getting my feet wet.	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
692	Technically, I'm on a working vacation.	1.2138	0.04174	145	120	19	6
693	Gotta love the blurry background feature on Zoom, eh?	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
694	My therapist said I have to focus on work-life balance.	1.2137	0.03995	117	93	23	1
695	They denied my vacation request but I already booked my flight.	1.2132	0.04478	136	114	15	7
696	It cuts down on bathroom breaks.	1.2131	0.04831	122	103	12	7
697	Management said they needed me to make a bigger splash at work.	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
698	Let's talk liquidity.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
699	Hey pal, looks like I’m going to have to write you up for possessing one of the most beautiful nipples I’ve ever seen.	1.2130	0.05271	108	92	9	7
700	I forgot my swim trunks.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
701	Can’t you see I’m trying to work!	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
702	Tax season is always sink or swim.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
703	Suit,swim and surf the net.	1.2124	0.04064	113	90	22	1
704	I’m from the IRS and I’m here to help you.	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
705	Is this not the typing pool?	1.2121	0.04438	132	110	16	6
706	I'm preparing for the climate crisis	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
707	I can't afford a standing desk.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
708	Maybe they said "pool our resources" instead of "putting our resources in the pool."	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
709	No, not those liquid assets.	1.2119	0.03965	118	94	23	1
710	Can you move? I’m on a Zoom call.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
711	Just completing the public pool urination report.	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
712	Yes well, Roger, when they said adult swim, I just assumed they meant…	1.2117	0.04200	137	113	19	5
713	Whatever it takes to keep the business afloat.	1.2117	0.04326	137	114	17	6
714	Just pooling my results.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
715	They threw all the new-hires in the deep end.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
716	I wanted to be found well.	1.2114	0.03873	123	98	24	1
717	So when do you think you Will be ready to sell your house?	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
718	My work is going swimmingly.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
719	I take remote work seriously.	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
720	Year end. It’s sink or swim.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
721	Doctor says I need to get outside more.	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
722	My idiot boss told me to try Amphibial Intelligence.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
723	They say the best way to hire candidates is to observe them in everyday life. So where do you see yourself in five years?	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
724	Surfing the web.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
725	And when did you first notice that sinking feeling?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
726	Oh sorry, is this not the typing pool?	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
727	You can lead a bureaucrat to water, but you can't make him swim.	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
728	The AC is out at the office.	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
729	I always preferred the keystroke.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
730	Is overdressed one or two words?	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
731	Yes I am a consultant. How could you tell?	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
732	Job interview.	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
733	Everyone at the office thinks this is my Zoom background!	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
734	Hey could you dive down there and look for an outlet?	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
735	Don't mind me. I'm just here to remind you that you can't swim, and that you don't have life insurance. Also there is no lifeguard on duty.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
736	My boss thinks it’s a background.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
737	Why yes, I am American.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
738	I'm an underwater mortgage specialist.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
739	We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.2091	0.05182	110	94	9	7
740	Good news - turns out the water’s only mildly toxic.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
741	My boss said we can't work from home anymore.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
742	I've been trying to contact you about your car warranty.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
743	I’m training the remote lifeguard.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
744	Next time we meet at MY office.	1.2087	0.04862	115	97	12	6
745	We are the number one life guard recruiting company.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
746	Do you know the Guest Wi-Fi password?	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
747	The invitation said bring a suit for the pool.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
748	What? My company said we can work-from-anywhere.	1.2083	0.04865	120	102	11	7
749	I am surveying the voter pool.	1.2080	0.04586	125	105	14	6
750	Easiest way to get skinny leg pants.	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
751	Yes, we can play mermaids. Just give me one more minute.	1.2080	0.04586	125	105	14	6
752	The IRS code specifically states that if I want to take this as a home office deduction, I must actually work here”	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
753	See, I can be fun!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
754	It's a working vacation	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
755	Any idea how to blur a Zoom background?	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
756	Don’t worry, I’m not wearing pants	1.2075	0.05143	106	90	10	6
757	I'm trying to balance my work/life routine!	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
758	No, you are swimming in my investment pool.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
759	I’m training for the rat race triathalon	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
760	Move over to the next lane, can’t you see I’m busy?”	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
761	I’m tracking my liquid assets.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
762	I've maximized my work output since I've been working from pool	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
763	I was hoping to take our walking meetings to the next level.	1.2066	0.03878	121	97	23	1
764	Last week I was totally underwater.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
765	I’m John and I’m here to renew your health club membership.	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
766	Well, I didn't want to be caught on Zoom wearing swim trunks.	1.2063	0.04552	126	106	14	6
767	I'm part of the typing pool.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
768	Mr. Soggypants is my dad. Call me Wade.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
769	I like to meet my clients where they are.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
770	Sure, Americans get 5 paid weeks holiday too.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
771	It's not easy being a Mer-man in today's economy.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
772	They told me I couldn't work from home.	1.2057	0.03701	141	114	25	2
773	In your own words, please tell me why you're most suited for this role out of this pool of candidates?	1.2056	0.05098	107	91	10	6
774	Got sick of working from home.	1.2056	0.05098	107	91	10	6
775	Our bank is committed to bringing our business to you.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
776	Hey bud watch the splashing, some of us have work to do.	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
777	Yes, it's a hybrid position for me.	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
778	I'm figuring out the whole work/life balance thing.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
779	Pooling the company’s resources doesn’t seem to be as effective as we thought.	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
780	One way to reduce the staff could be to pull the plug	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
781	I like working remote, but I miss hanging around the water cooler.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
782	We’re not under water yet.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
783	It's my first time in the office pool.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
784	Look, I don't come to your workplace and ask you a ton of questions	1.2051	0.04937	117	100	10	7
785	What’s the problem? I’m in the secretary pool.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
786	My office wants us to have work life balance without sacrificing the project load.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
787	This is just the break I needed!	1.2049	0.04790	122	104	11	7
788	We can still work remotely but they reinstated the dress code	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
789	Your message did say, let's meet in the the pool and bring your lap top?	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
790	and …. did you have anything from the mini bar?	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
791	Excuse me but do you know the Wi-Fi password?	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
792	I have swim trunks on. Stop freaking out.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
793	We always meet the customer where they are…	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
794	My productivity has markedly increased because I can pee right here and keep working	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
795	My boss thinks this is a fake Zoom background.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
796	Isn't 3 o'clock "adult laptops time" ?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
797	The Polo Family does not give you permission to use his name or facsimile thereof.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
798	We now use the gender-neutral term 'mer-person'.	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
799	On a scale of 1 to 10, how much pee do you think is in this pool?	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
800	You have to meet the client where they are”	1.2035	0.04894	113	96	11	6
801	I promised my cardiologist.	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
802	They call it ‘hybrid vacationing’	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
803	I'm waterlogging in.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
804	I'm trying to find out how to improve my stroke.	1.2029	0.04135	138	115	18	5
805	I'm still looking for my pool password.	1.2028	0.03787	143	117	23	3
806	My hybrid work set-up is very fluid.	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
807	It's okay. I already put rice in it.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
808	I prefer to stay in my lane.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
809	Laugh all you want, but this entire vacation, as well as these pants, are now write-offs.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
810	Crazy? No, why?? Because I’m not wearing socks?	1.2019	0.05359	104	90	7	7
811	The bathrooms in my building are out of service.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
812	Free parking, free wifi, and lunch at the snack bar is less than five bucks.	1.2018	0.05011	109	93	10	6
813	I believe that your bathing suit is deductible.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
814	You only qualify if you’re over 65, earn less than 50k and have your own swimming pool.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
815	I don't have to stop work to go to the bathroom.	1.2018	0.04855	114	97	11	6
816	Yes, I am an American. How did you know?	1.2017	0.04711	119	101	12	6
817	I used to manage the pool remotely from that building over there.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
818	Sorry, can’t talk… this is my downtime.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
819	They said they would throw me in the deep end but it’s much shallower than I expected	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
820	You’ll have the cleanest audit ever.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
821	Sorry to break it to you, but your investments are underwater.	1.2016	0.04856	124	107	9	8
822	I was told this was the “adult” swim time.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
823	And has it been at least an hour since you ate lunch?	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
824	So the fertility doc said to keep 'em cool but I can't take off work right now.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
825	My new boss keeps the thermostat at 82.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
826	Google confirms it’s wash and wear	1.2000	0.04423	130	110	14	6
827	It's an immersive training course.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
828	Yes, I am the lifeguard.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
829	I am relaxed.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
830	It's not the most exciting job but I can work from anywhere.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
831	Doesn't matter what I wear down below--I'm on Zoom.	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
832	Why? Because they kicked me out of the hot tub. That’s why.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
833	I needed a good background.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
834	You can’t write it off as flood damage.	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
835	I'm an accountant. This is my bathing suit.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
836	My event is the 100 WPM keystroke.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
837	I’m guessing you forgot you’d be on camera for your 2:00?	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
838	The job requires total immersion.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
839	I'm getting lots of likes on my new background screen.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
840	I know some people in the shallow end; let me put out a few feelers.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
841	I was up to my neck with work before. Now I’m just wading for the weekend.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
842	I thought this was the typing pool.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
843	I miss the office camaraderie.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
844	I still miss the steno pool.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
845	The job market is competitive, but I pride myself on the professionalism I bring to this applicant pool.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
846	I'll get right on that Mr. Musk.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
847	They said work from home, but I'm most at home in the water.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
848	See, nobody knows, because from here up I’m pretty dry	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
849	I call it billing and swimming	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
850	Forget Python, I'm programming in Marco Polo.	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
851	For Full Life you’ll need to undergo a physical	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
852	The boss told me to send an email from the office pool.”	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
853	I’m afraid all of your assets are underwater.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
854	It’s called “paid time away”	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
855	Work-life balance is a process.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
856	My boss told me to test the waters."	1.1982	0.03801	111	89	22	0
857	I’m about be in a zoom meeting. Can you get everyone to stop splashing?	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
858	The great thing about working remote is that you can leave your bathing shorts on even during video calls.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
859	Hey can you watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom oh wait never mind I’m, um, yeah I’m good.	1.1982	0.05090	111	96	8	7
860	It’s my wife’s day to use the treadmill desk.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
861	Zoom meating in 2minutes.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
862	OK, you look like the answer to our lifeguard shortage!	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
863	We’re struggling to stay afloat.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
864	I’m a project manager but my gig job is lifeguard	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
865	I've had to do all my own typing since they closed the secretarial pool.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
866	Is the tie too much?	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
867	I’m in management training. Next week I have to walk ON water.	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
868	Oh, yes. I’m American.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
869	Yeah, I’m trying to get out more	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
870	Our office is trying the new ‘Work-From-Vacation’ model.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
871	Winning the Office Pool isn't all it's cracked up to be!	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
872	Thank god they havent banned “work from pool” yet	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
873	You definitely told that this survery would be immersive.	1.1967	0.04748	122	105	10	7
874	And have you thought about using annuities as part of your retirement planning?	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
875	It's a tutorial on work-life balance.	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
876	Lastly, how would you rate this survey? 5 being extremely awkward and intrusive, 4 very awkward and intrusive, 3 moderately awkward and intrusive, 2 slightly awkward and intrusive, or 1 not at all awkward and intrusive?	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
877	You may not think so but you’re in deep water	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
878	Actually, I'm on a deadline and I needed to pee.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
879	I'm swimming in work.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
880	It's true, you can't beat the freedom and flexibility of working remotely.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
881	Sorry, I have this lane booked until 10:30.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
882	Do you mind?!	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
883	The beach is just too sandy.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
884	Pool Party Pooper.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
885	I'm a professional swimmer. Answering emails is my hobby.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
886	I like to get out of the office on the weekends.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
887	Some people do laps, some people do laptops.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
888	We’re putting together a pool of investors.	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
889	I have a zoom meeting	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
890	I miss the days when we had a dedicated typing pool.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
891	Billable hours, am I right?	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
892	I’m just swimming in emails.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
893	There are laps and lap tops.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
894	I'm taking advantage of my company's "unlimited" PTO.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
895	The men's room was occupied.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
896	My new boss told me to dive right in.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
897	Seems I won the office pool.	1.1953	0.03852	128	105	21	2
898	Drowning in debt? Let me help.	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
899	Just a quick email...	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
900	Do you mind. I am doing my finger aerobics.	1.1947	0.04846	113	97	10	6
901	I can get you a decent refund, and you can get me a towel.	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
902	Your health insurance doesn’t cover “shrinking”.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
903	I’m not wearing shoes. That would be weird.	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
904	This is is the only spot I can get a decent Wi-Fi signal.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
905	I was told to stay in my own lane.	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
906	No, maritime law. Why?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
907	I'm almost ready for our deep dive.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
908	Sorry dude, this is the remote work lane.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
909	Never seen a guy wet his pants?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
910	You think I’M underwater.	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
911	One way or another, I'm gonna make a big splash!	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
912	The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is now hiring consultants	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
913	No, you're not real. You're just part of my video meeting background.	1.1939	0.05361	98	85	7	6
914	I said your policy is in your trunk not your trunks!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
915	A lot of my companies are underwater.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
916	Don’t worry, I’m muted	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
917	And how long have you felt this way?	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
918	I love summer	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
919	Any idea what the Wi-Fi password is?	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
920	I love the smell of chlorine in the morning.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
921	With the new merger, I'm drowning.	1.1933	0.03826	119	97	21	1
922	I’m drowning in work but working from the shallow end really gives me the sense of control I’m looking for.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
923	As long as I'm in the water 40 percent of the time, this counts as a home office.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
924	The trick is to blur your background.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
925	It's this or the office!	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
926	If you must know, it's called a bathing suit suit.	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
927	Have you got a synonym for vacation?	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
928	Hey! You do your thing and I'll do mine.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
929	Could you ask the lifeguard for the WiFi password?	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
930	It’s called a Keystroke	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
931	I'm advising we liquidate.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
932	It just seems like we have different definitions of “fun”	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
933	It’s too hard to type in the deep end	1.1919	0.05310	99	86	7	6
934	My wife said I should take part in the office pool	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
935	I know I said I’d be happy to come to you but…	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
936	Being in the pool means I'm technically not a workaholic.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
937	Because of global warming, the standing in water desk is the wave of the future.”	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
938	I call it "multi-basking."	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
939	Yes, I go through a lot of computers, and pants	1.1913	0.04767	115	99	10	6
940	Your rectal exam was normal and you can put you bathing suit back on now.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
941	This also counts as my bathroom break.	1.1913	0.04767	115	99	10	6
942	I’m multitasking. I’m also the lifeguard.	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
943	I’m trying to stand out in the candidate pool.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
944	You're right, usually we don't take on office jobs, but the mer-kids need braces.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
945	The person at the front desk told me pool was a ‘hot spot.’	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
946	Summer Fridays just aren't what they used to be.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
947	They won’t let me wear my speedo in the office.	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
948	Don’t you know? Working from home is not a thing anymore.	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
949	Is it backspace or backstroke?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
950	I’m sorry. The bathroom was locked.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
951	What's the wifi password here?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
952	I'm trying to create a realistic splash page.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
953	No, it works out great. Everyone at work just thinks it’s a virtual background.	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
954	My boss said I can work 2 days from home Saturday & Sunday	1.1905	0.05081	105	91	8	6
955	My firm still hasn’t fully committed to casual Fridays	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
956	I’m in liquid asset management.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
957	Would you mind watching this while I do a cannonball?	1.1901	0.04440	121	103	13	5
958	We are committed to meet anywhere for your convenience.	1.1900	0.03943	100	81	19	0
959	The pool of applicants is shallower than I thought.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
960	Your password, please"	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
961	Sir, I have an opening in lane 6 at 2:15. Are you a member of our rewards program?	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
962	I'm getting my laps in too.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
963	Do you know how to do the keystroke?	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
964	I'm drowning in work	1.1897	0.03855	116	95	20	1
965	Work life balance	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
966	I write off the pool as a business expense	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
967	Who farted?	1.1897	0.04567	116	99	12	5
968	On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog paddler.	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
969	Not everyone gets a summer vacation.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
970	100 yards! I mean, you can't beat the commute.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
971	You maybe swimming in debt but your not underwater.	1.1895	0.05247	95	82	8	5
972	I'm the Swim-Up Barrister.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
973	Thought I’d see what this work-life balance thing is all about	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
974	Does the water feel warmer next to me?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
975	Why do they always schedule our annual pool party on the last day of the fiscal year?	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
976	You know, you can really work from anywhere these days.	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
977	Do you mind? This is highly classified.	1.1892	0.05041	111	97	7	7
978	We are still working out our hybrid policy.	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
979	Hey, it beats drowning in work.	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
980	I’m just gonna send this one off quickly, it’s Jim right?	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
981	During your stay with us, have you experienced any annoyances we should know about?	1.1890	0.04434	127	109	12	6
982	I understand you’re working out of office, but we’re questioning pool membership as a business expense .	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
983	...and, do you perform flip turns all the time, very often, some times, not very often, or never?	1.1889	0.05450	90	78	7	5
984	Good thing your assets are liquid.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
985	My office has a no-swimsuit policy.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
986	To sink or to swim is a false choice!	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
987	Unlike your typical lifeguard, I'm not just a piece of meat.	1.1885	0.04558	122	105	11	6
988	Let’s take it offline and circle back, Jim.	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
989	Nothing. What’s wrong with you?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
990	I'm not going away until you buy some life insurance.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
991	It still beats commuting.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
992	I'm testing the webcam. Babe in one-piece heading due east.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
993	Yes,it's a bathing suit,I just forgot the jacket.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
994	Harold didn’t quite understand the concept of work-life balance.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
995	Did you know that your Car Warranty is about to expire?	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
996	It can get uncomfortable in the winter	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
997	No, it's not unusual. It's just an example of the lengths we go to for our clients	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
998	I’m trying to have a better work-life balance.	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
999	My office is where I am.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
1000	Who says men can't multitask?	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1001	My new job gave me a Work From Pool option.	1.1875	0.05403	96	84	6	6
1002	Bevause I have cellulite	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
1003	Yeah, but nowadays you can blur the background.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1004	Actually, my shoes are waterproof.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1005	No, we don’t accept walk-ins.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1006	Summers are half-days.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
1007	This is the only place my wifi works.	1.1875	0.04999	112	98	7	7
1008	Since the pandemic, I can work from anywhere.	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1009	I started my career in the secretarial pool.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1010	Oh, fuck!	1.1870	0.04809	123	108	7	8
1011	When you love your work, every day's a vacation.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1012	You mean this isn’t the typing pool?	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1013	It’s just a first round interview	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
1014	I see you have liquidity issues in your portfolio	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
1015	The tie keeps me focused	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
1016	RE: MARCO As per my previous e-mail, POLO.	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
1017	The recruiter said I would be joining an elite talent pool."	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
1018	Lap, laptop. Same difference.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1019	Good morning, Ron.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1020	Very apt metaphor Fred. Your stocks were doing swimmingly, now largely under water.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1021	Why can't I surf in the pool?	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
1022	I was just assigned to the clerical pool.	1.1864	0.04331	118	100	14	4
1023	How many times do I have to tell you, my name is not MARCO!	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1024	Fuck, I forgot to attach the files again, gimme a minute	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1025	I wasn't getting enough attention working in a coffee shop.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1026	My employer sold the office during the pandemic, and I don’t like to work from home. So here I am.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
1027	Why? Because this is where the jet is.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
1028	Nothing much. Just relaxing at the pool on vacation.	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
1029	I'm here to improve my liquidity ratio.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1030	What do you mean 'what do I do'?	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1031	Yeah, I really needed this vacation. Btw, how'd you know I'm American?	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1032	I just need 10 minutes of your time for this survey.	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
1033	Is there an outlet over there?	1.1858	0.04795	113	98	9	6
1034	The tropical scene on my Zoom background malfunctioned.	1.1858	0.04627	113	97	11	5
1035	Hmm. A customized massage life guard chair is a fair request, when can you start.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
1036	You think this is bad; try the secretarial pool.	1.1858	0.04795	113	98	9	6
1037	It was either this or lose the vacation days.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1038	I'm working from pool.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1039	I was hired as a floater but I’m hoping something higher opens soon	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1040	Oh, it's the adult diaper that I'm examining. But the laptop is waterproof too.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1041	Beats going into the office.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
1042	The office pool was empty.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1043	I'm the new director of work-life balance."	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1044	I’m sorry sir, you can’t claim friends and neighbors in your pool as dependents, even during this heatwave.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1045	I’m technically working from home.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1046	It’s better on your knees than a traditional standing desk	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
1047	It's all a part of my dullness.	1.1852	0.04948	108	94	8	6
1048	I'm the field tester for the Bomborg Waterproof Tie Company.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1049	I took a real bath in the stock market, but I think I’ll make a splash with commodities.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1050	You don’t win Salesman of the Year sitting behind a desk you know.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1051	I'm sorry sir, was that MARCO with a "C" or MARKO with a "K?	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1052	When you asked me to take a deep dive into your finances, this wasn't what I was expecting.	1.1852	0.06114	81	72	3	6
1053	Sure beats the car pool.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1054	This way I’ll be ready when ocean levels rise.	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
1055	I don’t feel the weight of work here.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1056	HR required me to take a vacation.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
1057	How likely are you to recommend this pool to a friend?	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
1058	As your legal counsel, I advise you to avoid the deep end at all costs.	1.1848	0.04069	92	75	17	0
1059	So, can I count on you for the time-share presentation at 5pm?	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1060	Snd finally, Sir, would you rate your overall pool experience today as "Excellent", "Above Expectations", "Satisfactory", "Below Expectations", or "Poor"?	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1061	Excuse me sir, would you like to update your swimsuit warrantee.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1062	Wading is the new standing.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1063	I’m remote vactioning.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1064	I promised my wife I would relax while on vacation but I also promised my boss I would be on this last zoom call so I’m googling how to do the backstroke while waiting for everyone to get into the chat room. Thanks for asking. How’s your day going?	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1065	You’re swimming in debt, Bill	1.1845	0.03840	103	84	19	0
1066	They gave us a floating holiday	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1067	I'm an electrical engineer doing research on the conductivity of stupidity.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1068	I'm accused of not knowing how to relax.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1069	I'm in the process of liquidating my assets."	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
1070	My business is going under.	1.1840	0.04156	125	106	15	4
1071	We've narrowed the applicant pool to you and few others.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
1072	Double trouble. You're underwater and under audit.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
1073	Office AC is not working.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1074	It's OK, my boss can't see that I'm wearing sweatpants"	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1075	I’ve been told my prose is too dry.	1.1837	0.05299	98	86	6	6
1076	Sorry, I don't discuss work on vacation.	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1077	At least they dropped the mask mandates	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1078	OMG look, he's connected . . . "Hey, could you check my email?"	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1079	This way I don't need to clock out for bathroom breaks.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1080	Everything is so fluid.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1081	#workfromhome	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
1082	I can’t swim.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1083	I reserved this lane for the next nine hours.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1084	Would you mind? I have a Zoom meeting.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
1085	Well my company said I wasn't allowed to work from home anymore	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
1086	We've had complaints about splashing.”	1.1835	0.04906	109	95	8	6
1087	I need to pause the presentation for a second…Polo!	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1088	I thought the Swiss were neutral!	1.1833	0.04731	120	105	8	7
1089	My Dr. said I needed to get in the pool for at least 50 minutes a day.	1.1833	0.04731	120	105	8	7
1090	Suns_out_buns_out isn’t the password, sir. Can we go back to the office now?	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
1091	I told them it's a fake background.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1092	I understand why WeWork had to change its business model, but this is ridiculous...	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1093	I just told them it was a background.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1094	Well, how doyou do the backstroke?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1095	These are the rules. I didn't make them.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1096	Practiced the backstroke yesterday. Working on my keystroke today”.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1097	Desk jobs are for suckers!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1098	If only there was a water or drowning metaphor I could use in this email.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1099	No, sir, I am definitely not going off the deep end.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1100	Sorry. This is the carpool lane.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1101	As long as my boss thinks I am working, I can do it from anywhere.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
1102	It's okay, I'm just part time.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1103	Just keeping the business afloat.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
1104	Not bad. Just don't swallow.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1105	Could've been an email	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1106	Thirty seven hours . . . five more and I’ll be in the Guinness Book of World Records.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1107	I didn't account for shrinkage.	1.1818	0.03896	99	81	18	0
1108	I’m working remotely.	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
1109	These days, I prefer wading the web.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1110	I couldn't decide if I should go to the office or work at home today.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
1111	Yeah my job is remote, but I still like to dress like I'm going in.	1.1818	0.04689	110	95	10	5
1112	If my calculations are correct, then Marco is right over - THERE!	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
1113	You are right on that one; your mortgage is underwater.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
1114	Well, at the beach it gets sand on it.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1115	I’m studying the effects of chlorine on polyester.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1116	Do you have a charger by chance?	1.1818	0.05048	99	86	8	5
1117	I'm the pool reporter from the Associated Press.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
1118	This is the only place I can get a signal.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
1119	Remote work has been a life-saver for me!	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
1120	People might say ‘it’s weird’ but someday what I’m doing will be featured in The New Yorker… you’ll see. You all see.	1.1818	0.05249	99	87	6	6
1121	Welcome to the typing pool.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1122	My boss said I didn't know how to relax and to go take some time off.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1123	We found this to be more effective than robocalling.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
1124	Stay in your lane.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
1125	Technically I'm retired, but I like to keep my feet wet.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
1126	They think it's my Zoom background.	1.1809	0.05231	94	82	7	5
1127	We're not saying swimming is dangerous. On the other hand, actuarially there's this number to consider.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
1128	It’s my day with the kids. I believe in equality.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1129	I was just hired here and they told me to dive right in!	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1130	Actually, I'm practicing my key stroke.	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
1131	The 'swim-up' desk is supposed to be great for productivity.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1132	The actuarial tables say that at your pace, you need to keep swimming for another 400 years to counteract all the cheeseburgers.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
1133	I’ve set my auto-reply to say that I’m swimming in work and will resurface next Monday.	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
1134	Well, they said I could work from anywhere	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
1135	Yes,we are hiring but the talent pool is shallow!	1.1802	0.04989	111	98	6	7
1136	I find this makes it easier to wade into the numbers.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1137	Sorry, I’m just swimming in emails today.	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
1138	If you could all stop swimming and make office noises during my presentation, that would be great	1.1802	0.04823	111	97	8	6
1139	I just can’t commit.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
1140	Now, let’s discuss flood insurance.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1141	I don't have time to take a bathroom break.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1142	I'm not a Speedo kind of guy.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
1143	The doc recommended hydro therapy for my carpal tunnel syndrome.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
1144	Sorry if I’m in your lap lane, my wi fi was disconnected.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
1145	Mark always had a hard time leaving work at work.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
1146	I try to have fun.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
1147	the treadmill desks were all taken.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1148	It still beats working from home.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
1149	I just started a new job, it’s really sink or swim.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
1150	At this point, why do you care?	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
1151	I need ten pool noodles, two pairs of floaties, and a rubber duck on my desk by noon.	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
1152	Let's discuss your liquidity risk.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
1153	JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER MINUTE. . . .	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1154	The hotel's free Wi-Fi is better here.	1.1795	0.04797	117	103	7	7
1155	I feel like the work from anywhere culture has gone a little too far.	1.1795	0.04312	117	100	13	4
1156	I need the shirt and tie for work, but the backdrop of the water makes all my colleagues jealous.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1157	It's a zoom meeting. My swim suit is below the camera. My background is a bookshelf scene and the sound is off.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1158	What brings you in today?	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
1159	You're right, Mr President. They wouldn't think of looking for documents in here.	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
1160	We make sure you don't get in over your head	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1161	Ooh that's good, yeah! This will win me the caption contest for sure.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1162	All the stalls are full.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1163	If you say anything Frank, you're fired.	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
1164	My wife and kids wanted to go to Cancun, but I heard the water is warmer here.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
1165	I’m up to 100 strokes per minute.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
1166	I warned you up front what it would look like if you asked for an extension on your taxes.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
1167	And your date of birth is?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
1168	When was the last time you immersed yourself in work?	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
1169	I am showing my wife that I'm not as much of a workaholic as she says I am!	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1170	Your the fourth person to ask. No, I am not here to swim	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
1171	This way I never have to leave the office to go to the bathroom.	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1172	I’m the pool reporter.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
1173	Because in my last job they said I was in over my head.	1.1786	0.04611	112	97	10	5
1174	I’m doing research for a New Yorker piece on immersive experiences.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1175	This absolutely is a swimsuit.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1176	I am working in the deep end.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1177	My boss said I had to eliminate bathroom breaks.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
1178	I’ll have you know, this counts as cardio.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
1179	Is that 'laps' or 'lapse'?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1180	And you said you wanted your portfolio to have more liquidity.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
1181	A Working Vacation	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
1182	Well, not all of us can get a cushy corner office.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
1183	Team meeting in 15 minutes?	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
1184	The cafe doesn't have a restroom.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
1185	Our agency takes the concept of data pooling one step further.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1186	I'm writing opinions dripping with sarcasm.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1187	I was a two-time All-American in the keystroke.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1188	The WiFi is better from here	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1189	Can you dive for my mouse?	1.1776	0.04753	107	93	9	5
1190	Did you know that every 2 seconds someone in the world drowns without life insurance?	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1191	I've put in a transfer for the hot tub.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1192	Not a productive workspace, you say? Tell me this: how many times have you seen me get up to use the bathroom?	1.1772	0.05628	79	69	6	4
1193	I’m on my third laptop this week	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
1194	Your not in deep water......yet	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
1195	We're only partly underwater.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
1196	I’m deciding from a pool of applicants.	1.1771	0.05129	96	84	7	5
1197	I'm not quite ready to come out to my clients as a transgender mermaid.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
1198	I'm not trying to make you feel unproductive.	1.1770	0.04572	113	98	10	5
1199	The standing desk was hurting my knees.	1.1770	0.04572	113	98	10	5
1200	Couldn't we have done this with an e-mail?	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1201	Vacations are for the dispensable .	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1202	It's my answer to the typing pool.	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1203	You were correct sir. The chlorine levels do seem slightly off.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1204	With a personal liability policy you can go in the deep end.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
1205	Have you not heard of multi-tasking?	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
1206	Hybrid Holidays am I right?"	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
1207	You’re doing laps and I’m on my laptop. What’s the problem?	1.1765	0.04909	102	89	8	5
1208	We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty.	1.1765	0.05103	102	90	6	6
1209	They said I would be working in the office pool	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
1210	Boss said get your feet wet on this one. I like to exceed expectations.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
1211	I’m here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
1212	I immerse myself in everything that I do	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
1213	No, I’m not worried. It’s a wetsuit.	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
1214	Looks like the market’s taking a dip.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
1215	My boss said I should stay in the shallow end of the pool.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1216	Have you inhaled too much chlorine fumes at a public pool? You may be entitled to compensation.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1217	My feet get hot.	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
1218	Well,as a matter of a fact,I am wearing a suit."	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
1219	I’m still trying to get the hang of hybrid work.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
1220	Could you tell your mom that we had fun?	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
1221	The company wishes me to inform you that implicit in the concept of working from home are the notions that you are actually home, and are working…	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1222	My business is sinking so my accounts are under water.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
1223	I guess typing pools were before your time.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
1224	I thought a trip to the pool would help me get over my workaholic tendencies.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1225	Remote working allows me to take vacations whenever I want.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
1226	Alright, everybody on? Let’s dive in.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1227	Sir, we are asking patrons to rate their swim. From 1 to 10, how was the chlorine level?	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
1228	My crawl was too slow, my breast stroke gave me trouble, so now I'm practicing key strokes.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
1229	Do you have the WiFi password?	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
1230	They told me that if I worked remotely I'd really have to dive in to my projects.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1231	Because the IRS has gone remote, too, Mr. Jones. Now, about those deductions ...	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1232	I see they have literally replaced the typing pool.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1233	I AM on vacation. I'm not wearing any underwear.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1234	I thought the office pool was for lotto tickets when I agreed to join.	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
1235	I'm wading for my meeting to start.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1236	No bathroom breaks on deadline.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1237	There’s a line for the bathroom.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1238	Just because I’m on vacation, doesn’t mean I don’t have work to do. Hashtag grind.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
1239	I’m up to my ass in alligators	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1240	Of course, I still blur my zoom background.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1241	Looks like Marco is OOO.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
1242	I’m waiting for my carpool.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1243	I strive for a balanced lifestyle.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
1244	I was mistaken. You're not in over your head.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
1245	Close to a vacation as I can get.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
1246	Actually, this is an improvement. Last quarter the company was under water.	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
1247	I'm working on my finger stroke".	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1248	How do you spell electrocution?	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
1249	No worries, this is actually a wet suit.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1250	The recreation boss said I could work away from home if I did something about my incontinence	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1251	OK, Ned, now you can deduct your pool as a home office space.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
1252	In hindsight, yeah maybe I shouldn't have been watching Bangbus videos at work, but what's done is done, and I'm not getting out of this pool until my dick relaxes.	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
1253	Sorry I can’t chat — I’m really underwater right now.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1254	Sales always takes a dip in the third quarter.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
1255	Do you happen to know anything about virtual backgrounds?	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
1256	And if you order in the next two minutes, I'll throw in the butterfly lessons for free.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1257	Aqua Digital Nomad	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
1258	No, no, no. I'm CHAD GPT.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1259	You refresh your way, I'll refresh mine.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1260	They are waterproof, thanks.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1261	At Least they didn't throw me into the deep end to start.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1262	It’s a lot quieter than working from home."	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
1263	I find I get more done during adult swim.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
1264	You're swimming in debt, but we can pool your assets and make them liquid.	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
1265	I'm synchronizing the swimming.	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
1266	When the Agency said I'd be doing "wet work" I never imagined they meant this!	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1267	Summer FOMO	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
1268	To be honest, this project has me feeling a little out of my depth.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1269	My boss said my writing is a little dry.	1.1731	0.05010	104	92	6	6
1270	At the end of the day we all are just trying to stay above water aren’t we	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1271	My boss said this data requires some experiential learning- I'm experiencing something	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
1272	Eventually I'll work my way up to swimming with the sharks.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
1273	The boss said we are barely staying afloat.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1274	Can I interest you in a floating-rate mortgage?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
1275	Wait. So this isn’t the applicant pool?	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
1276	Hello! Working with electronics here.	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
1277	The new work -life balance.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1278	It's safer here than in the IT room.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1279	CPA’s do NOT know CPR!!	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1280	The dress code just said "suit", I assumed they meant business	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1281	Combining my work and my hobby was the smartest decision i ever made.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1282	Well, it's a LAPtop, isn't it?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1283	I like to keep a work life balance	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1284	Does this suit make me look fat	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1285	On a scale from 1 to 10,would you say you more likely or less likely to return to the workplace?	1.1717	0.04982	99	87	7	5
1286	Besides the club membership, are there other liquid assets?	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
1287	You, my corpulent friend, are wasting time — literally wallowing the day away. I am, on the other hand, billing for my legal services at a ridiculously high rate while cooling my junk and keeping my nether regions nice and moist.	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
1288	So Mr. Smith,because of the other swimmers,you can only deduct half of the pool from your taxes.	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
1289	I got tired having to move every time I need to pee.	1.1714	0.04965	105	93	6	6
1290	Pool maintenance falls under I.T. now.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1291	As a matter of fact, I am from the shallow end of the gene pool	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1292	Hunny, can you help me shut the webcam off before my 2pm?	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1293	I'm working a hybrid schedule: MWF in the pool, and TTH in the jacuzzi.	1.1714	0.04777	105	92	8	5
1294	My company instituted a return-to-office policy...I'm transitioning.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
1295	Wetwork	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
1296	It’s Monday Charlie. A work day, remember?	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1297	I finally got off the corporate treadmill.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1298	I can't get anything done at home.	1.1714	0.04777	105	92	8	5
1299	Our ‘Summer Fridays’ policy at our office is a bit rigid.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1300	My wife said I should relax and not work so much. This was our compromise.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
1301	I'm sorry the water is warm, but my boss just emailed in all caps.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
1302	It’s 9 am somewhere!	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
1303	This move is called the keystroke	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
1304	You're also deep in debt.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
1305	You can claim the backstroke, but the cannonballs off the high board are in your own time.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
1306	The new hires are over in the deep end.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
1307	I’m on working vacation. Why?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
1308	No, the peeing section is on the other side.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
1309	My clients assume it’s a filter.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
1310	Working poolside is overrated.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1311	Why? Well the jet is right here.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1312	Your swim pass please	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
1313	I couldn't find the men's room	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1314	It’s a hybrid model. 50/50.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
1315	The WiFi here is fantastic.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1316	I write such hot emails I need to chill!	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
1317	Despite many odds, life still goes on	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1318	Listen, Dan. I'd love to circle back on this but I forgot my floaties, my charger, and hosently Dan, I'm just trying to keep my head above water here	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1319	I asked for a raise, but they generously gave me 3 ‘work from the pool’ days instead.	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
1320	My office has a strict dress code for working from home.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1321	It’s a video interview for the open Head Lifeguard position	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1322	This new "work from pool" option sounded better in the email.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
1323	So, on a scale of 1 to 5 with 5 being highly like and 1 being not at all, how likely are you to recommend this pool to someone you know?	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
1324	The Park District's return to the office policy is strict.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
1325	I prefer to go to the pool; the office is rather dry.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1326	Casual Friday is tomorrow.	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
1327	The lap-lane was full.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
1328	We always like to verify the liquid assets of our clients.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1329	There’s a very talented pool of candidates for this job.	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
1330	Keeping it cool	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1331	This lane is reserved for platinum members.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
1332	So how long have you been teaching swimming online?	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
1333	No need for bathroom breaks	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1334	I'm trying to make a splash in the industry.	1.1698	0.03664	106	88	18	0
1335	It's a biography of Michael Phelps.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
1336	I'm writing an article about water sports.	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
1337	From 4:00-5:00 is Business Swim.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1338	I just took a half day of vacation.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
1339	I'm figuring the laps I need to equate to my steps to get to 10,000.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1340	Virtual backgrounds are getting so realistic.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1341	Do you have a charger I can borrow?	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
1342	I am taking it easy. Can't you see that I'm not wearing my suit jacket?	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
1343	It's my work-life balance.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
1344	Since you’re in the shallow end of the gene pool, this is the best insurance rate I can offer you.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
1345	And the higher price for the waterproof model has certainly been worth every penny.	1.1687	0.05372	83	73	6	4
1346	Maybe working remotely is overrated?!	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
1347	To be fair, they said I could work from anywhere.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
1348	No, it's a fully remote job- but they did keep the dress code.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
1349	And how do you deal with global warming?	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
1350	Brand new. I'm calling it a "water-blog."	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1351	Different strokes for different folks I guess.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
1352	I actually booked this lane until 11...	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1353	is any one else's internet not working?	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1354	Yeah,we only get two work from home days now.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
1355	This isn't the typing pool!	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
1356	Yeah, I am new here. Am gradually getting with the swim of things .	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1357	That’s alright. I don’t play golf either.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1358	I'm joining the office pool	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1359	They said I could work remote from anywhere, I just have to keep it professional.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1360	Technically, we get unlimited PTO, but you know what that means.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1361	Of course I can leave work behind when I’m on vacation	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
1362	I am training to swim with sharks.	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
1363	Yeh, I just don’t feel right taking Juneteenth off.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
1364	Sir, we tried contacting you several times about your warranty now if I could just get your…	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1365	This way I can write off my pool membership as a work expense.	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
1366	Working at the beach clogs up the keyboard with sand.	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
1367	I used to do my best work in the bathroom until he took it over for the top secrets.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1368	The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford	1.1667	0.04651	108	95	8	5
1369	Summer's going great so far - why do you ask?	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
1370	I was tired of working from home ... and also tired of working in the office.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
1371	Your application has been submitted.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1372	It also cuts down on bathroom breaks.	1.1667	0.04478	114	100	9	5
1373	Oh, about 90 words a minute — 80 if I’m in the midst of playing Marco Polo.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
1374	It’s called a bathing suit, the tie was optional.	1.1667	0.04321	120	105	10	5
1375	Would you happen to have a cell phone on you that I could borrow?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1376	So I said, "What if I don't want a standing desk?"	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1377	I'm just treading water until I can find another job.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
1378	According to my calculations you are in over your head	1.1667	0.05311	84	74	6	4
1379	Just five more minutes,dear.	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
1380	I'm still getting used to working remotely.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
1381	I'm verifying your dating profile. You stated you were a former Olympic swimmer.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1382	This lane is for laps and laptops only.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
1383	Please don't tell my wife,Larry,but I think I'm losing control of this multi-tasking thing!	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
1384	Marco, I need YOU to tell me your last name.	1.1667	0.05058	96	85	6	5
1385	I’m afraid you’re contractually obligated to enjoy yourself.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
1386	No worries. I'm treading water with my toes.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1387	So when you said you specialised in water-works...	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1388	Can I offer you an upgrade?	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
1389	It was sync or swim, so…	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1390	Sorry, this lane is reserved for lapTOP swimming.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
1391	Do you know what the Wi-Fi password is?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1392	Struggling to keep my head above water this week, Dan	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1393	Oh yes, remote work has been great, if only HR would relax the dress code.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1394	What? They told me to pool my resources.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1395	Doing pretty well lately, thanks. Keeping my head above water and staying in my lane.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1396	This way, I save time on going to the toilet.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1397	Of course I’ve already rebooted.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
1398	Is this not what you meant when you said bring a suit?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1399	I’m catching up on emails so I don’t drown in my inbox.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1400	Bad news. We’re under water.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1401	My boss told me to I needed to be more fluid.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
1402	If you think I work too hard, you should talk to the guy I'm standing on.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1403	These aren’t the pooled resources I had in mind.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
1404	So long as I keep a shirt and tie on and stand close enough to the screen, they all believe I have an oceanfront…	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
1405	Multitasking is a must-have skill in this current job market.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1406	My wife told me to cool off before sending this email.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
1407	If we play our cards right, I think we can itemize your Speedo as a tax deduction	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
1408	I’m not really a fan of these ‘Team Building’ trips	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
1409	I find it hard to dive headfirst into vacation mode.	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
1410	Do you want to dry off first or should we dive right in?	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
1411	I'm on Vacation!	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
1412	I've decided to take the plunge and start a business.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
1413	I went down a size, no room in the budget for two suits.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
1414	My wife wanted to go swimming, but I prefer phishing.	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
1415	Well it’s not NOT uncomfortable	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
1416	I'm in a Virtual Reality Room. Or else you're in a Virtual Reality Room.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1417	I need to see the receipt for the pool .”	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1418	Thanks for taking this meeting	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
1419	Is now a good time to tell you that your mortgage is under water?"	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
1420	I'm Aquaman's attorney,I just need to send him quick email.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1421	I only have a half day off.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
1422	It's the new hybrid work model.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1423	My boss said this project would throw me into the deep end, but I’m still standing.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1424	I have a Zoom meeting in 5, can you swim away, please?	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
1425	I’m James P. Wheeler, Esq., specializing in slip and fall accidents, drownings and near drownings, drain suction entrapment incidents, and diving mishaps.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1426	Do you think this GIF is work-appropriate?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
1427	For me recreation and work are inseparable	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
1428	Sorry to bother you,but I thought you should know how your portfolio is doing.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1429	I'm looking at clown porn	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
1430	I forgot my bathing suit.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1431	The Wi-Fi has really good wavelengths here.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1432	Because sitting is the new smoking.	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
1433	I’m more productive without the bathroom breaks	1.1648	0.05245	91	81	5	5
1434	On line 27a on this year's Form 1040. why did you fail to accountmfor the $32 business lunch you had with....	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1435	My firm doesn’t care where I work but I must wear a business attire!	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1436	Get the lifeguard, I'm drowning in work.	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
1437	We can work remotely - but have to maintain the dress code.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1438	It’s the only way to write off my gym membership.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1439	No, it’s a toupee. And, yes, it’s waterproof.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1440	It was suggested I get my feet wet as part of onboarding.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1441	It going swimmingly, thanks for asking.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1442	The company says I can work from anywhere	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1443	Why shouldn’t my pool qualify for the home office deduction?	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
1444	i'm swimming in data	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1445	I’m a shark.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
1446	SPF 300 and no forever chemicals and splashproof.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
1447	I thought this was adult swim	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
1448	Summer Fridays, amirite?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
1449	And if you act today, you get a free set of pool-ready-business-attire, like I'm wearing now.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1450	I’m going for the live background screen without the screen	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1451	My boss said I could take vacation but planned meetings I had to attend	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
1452	I’ve been trying to reach you about your warranty	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
1453	Zoom Calls require proper business attire	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
1454	Writing in a bathtub has already been done.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1455	You never take the kids! she said...	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
1456	Stay in your lane, Kevin.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1457	This presentation is gonna make a splash.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1458	Actually, my best event is the Key Stroke.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
1459	Yes, I'm also worried about the laptop getting wet.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
1460	I want to tell my boss that I immersed myself in this report.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
1461	I need to find a better car pool.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
1462	One more time, how do I turn off a virtual background?	1.1638	0.04572	116	103	7	6
1463	They're logging my key strokes. I'm logging my back strokes.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
1464	I don't like to get it wet.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
1465	I’m fine. It’s waterproof.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
1466	Now let’s dive into those itemized deductions, shall we?	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1467	This is my idea of water aerobics.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
1468	Time is money”	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
1469	My last coworking space didn't have sit-to-swim.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1470	Water immersion takes on a whole new meaning.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1471	This isn't bad. In the office, I'm usually under water.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
1472	It's really all about finding that work-life balance."	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1473	The title? "The Naked and the Clad."	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1474	Over it!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1475	Wait, they have a fake background option?!	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
1476	You call this swimming? You should see your debt.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1477	I told my wife it's going to be a working vacation.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1478	Just wanted to see what it would be like if the market flooded	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1479	Listen, with climate change this is the best summer work shared space!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1480	Think anyone will notice me if I pee?	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1481	How did you know I'm American?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1482	So what happened after she crossed into your lane?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1483	But this investment is very liquid.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
1484	Business up top, bathing suit down below.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1485	Would you say you’re Very Refreshed, Refreshed, Not Refreshed, or Don’t Know?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1486	It looks like your assets are under water	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1487	I love remote working, and I don't even have to wear business casual!	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1488	My inbox is flooded.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1489	Still trying to figure out my work/life balance.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
1490	Working vacation. How about you?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1491	I'm just starting to get my feet wet	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
1492	Were you thinking term or whole life?	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
1493	I'm doing what I can to make a splash at work.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
1494	Yes, Stan. You’re in deep.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
1495	Hashtag WFP	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1496	I don't think the Hybrid policy is working as visualized.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
1497	It's cool; I'm in the laptop lane.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
1498	My company just announced a new work from anywhere policy	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
1499	Don't worry, they can only see me from the waist up	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
1500	It’s ok! They only see me from the waist up.	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
1501	May I borrow your stapler?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
1502	'....came to see you about your extended car warranty'.	1.1622	0.04532	111	98	8	5
1503	Why yes I am a remote worker.	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
1504	Would you like to buy some lifeguard insurance?	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
1505	Don't worry. It's waterproof.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1506	This particular spot has the strongest Wifi.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1507	All those folks at Starbucks on their laptops...too crowded!	1.1616	0.04698	99	87	8	4
1508	please stop kicking, you're getting me wet	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1509	I put the "P" in Pool.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1510	…and your mother’s maiden name?	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1511	No PCing in the pool.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1512	My boss lets me work from anywhere.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1513	Video is great—jackets are optional, and no one can tell if I’m wearing pants.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1514	My Assets Are Underwater	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1515	I used to work from home, but I missed the human interaction.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
1516	Yes, I'm a little out of the swim.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1517	The lifeguard is working remote.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
1518	Excuse me, this a private Zoom call.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1519	It's the new waterproof lapstop model.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1520	How would you rank your swimming satisfaction on a scale from 1 to 10 "?	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1521	Low-impact standing desk. You should try it.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1522	I'm a wet-collar worker.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1523	They only gave us Swimmer Fridays this year	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1524	Nah. I just tell them it's a new background.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
1525	That completes the survey would you like to sign up for the newsletter?	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
1526	The nice thing about working on this pool side is that I don’t need to take bathroom breaks.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1527	Promised my wife i’d get in the pool if she let me work on vacation!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1528	Yeah, I know. It's a weird spot for the club to have its 'hot spot', but what can I do?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1529	If you do what you love, you'll never swim a day in your life.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1530	It's the methodology portion of my dissertation on thalassophobia.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1531	This used to be the secretarial pool.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
1532	I need to get this report finished before I prune.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1533	This is the only way I'm ever going to get into this water.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1534	I was missing our chats around the water cooler.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
1535	You’ll have to leave if you get a hard drive.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1536	With new clients I just like to dive right in.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1537	It’s all about efficiency, Ron. This way I eliminated my commute to the gym after work.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
1538	When you’re ready, this document will need a wet signature.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
1539	My editor told me to immerse myself in my next book.	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
1540	I thought I'd do a dry run first.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
1541	So, about those boxes in the pool house...	1.1607	0.04494	112	99	8	5
1542	AC is down again in your office, huh Carl?	1.1607	0.04311	112	98	10	4
1543	In fact after the home office deduction it pays for itself.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
1544	I'd love to be able to just enjoy myself, but I'm drowning in work right now.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
1545	Charlie, did you know that your vehicle warranty is about to expire?	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
1546	It’s a hybrid remote position.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
1547	Sync or swim is feeling much more literal these days.	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
1548	I thought you said you were underwater, Dave	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
1549	I just joined the office pool — I’m Wade	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
1550	I’m getting too old to surf the web. These days, I just paddle the web.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
1551	The secret, my friend, is knowing how to mix business with pleaure.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
1552	Did you say our stocks reached the high water mark?	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
1553	I needed physical therapy but couldn't get time off work.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
1554	I promised the kids.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
1555	Just getting my feet wet in this new job.	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
1556	I fell for another phishing scam.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
1557	I’m bring back the Liquid Lunch.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
1558	What qualities would you say make you a good fit for the deep end?	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1559	Since swimming here would you say that your quality of life is: Much Better, Better, Neither Better Nor Worse, Worse, or Much Worse.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1560	The problem with remote work is the work part.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1561	They need this presentation to make a splash	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1562	52 second lap time...now we just need a blood test, and your apartment application will be complete	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1563	Is this the secretarial pool?	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1564	Well, I am an insurance underwriter trainee and will soon be working in US coastal areas where I will cancel flood insurance coverage.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1565	I fear this isn’t what my boss meant by “let’s dive in”	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1566	Sorry, I misheard you about exploring your pooled liquid assets.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1567	I showered before getting in.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1568	Beats the morning commute, eh?	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
1569	I thought I was signing up for a car pool.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
1570	asynchronous work	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
1571	I really feel at home in the water	1.1593	0.04275	113	99	10	4
1572	Would you participate in a brief survey after we're done?	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1573	My physical therapist prescribed an hour a day in the pool.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1574	Your critical insurance needs take no holiday.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
1575	This is my only bad habit.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1576	I'm deviating from generally accepted accounting principles.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1577	The office pool has become incredibly overcrowded.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1578	Maintaining my work-life balance has always been a priority for me.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1579	And would you say the pool has improved your fitness a little, somewhat, or a lot?	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1580	It's the latest TikTok trend	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1581	Unlike your typical lifeguard, I’m more than just a piece of meat.	1.1591	0.05572	88	80	2	6
1582	Be creative, don't hold back, jump in with all you've got and you will start to see results immediately, they said... Any minute now...	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1583	I'm known for my dry humor.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
1584	As you clearly see, I've not gone off the deep end.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
1585	Zoom. They can’t tell I’m wearing swim trunks.	1.1589	0.04434	107	94	9	4
1586	New work-from-pool policy.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
1587	I’m practicing for the 100m keystroke.	1.1589	0.04434	107	94	9	4
1588	Looks like all our assets are liquid.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
1589	The business center was closed due to flooding.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
1590	They did say I'd be working in the fast lane	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1591	Lemme guess, drowning in e-mails?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1592	I am searching for a YouTube on what to wear and what to do in a swimming pool. I don't know how else I can find out about these things.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1593	they said I would drown in my work...	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1594	It appears that the Deep State has moved to the shallow end.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1595	Just wait till I get in over my head.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1596	To be a participant observer, you have to blend in.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1597	We’ll be in touch. As you can see, we have a very qualified pool of applicants.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1598	This is what I love about Zoom.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1599	You want the rider for accidental drowning?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1600	Sorry Bob, but I think you’re taking the ‘casual’ in “business casual” a bit too literally	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
1601	Summer hours.”	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
1602	We were asked to pool our resources even while working remotely.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1603	Multitasking. Why do you ask?	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
1604	...You know you can 'yell-for-help' online?	1.1584	0.04820	101	90	6	5
1605	We have a flexible work from home policy.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
1606	My boss limits bathroom breaks so I work from here."	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
1607	Well, the good news is that your investments are quite liquid.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
1608	The lifeguard will be on the computer screen soon to watch you.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1609	On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the strongest, how would you rate your irritation at a person blocking your swimming lane to administer a survey about enjoyment of swimming?	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1610	My event is keystroke.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
1611	I do all my surfing in a wetsuit.	1.1579	0.04419	114	101	8	5
1612	Everyone will think it´s a virtual background.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1613	I guess the office pool is different at Google.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1614	Do you mind? I'm on a tight deadline.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1615	Working from the pool was the next logical move.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1616	We thought we'd try something different this year with the office pool.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1617	I try to take full advantage of our summer hours policy.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1618	I'm working on my work-life balance.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1619	Well if you know a better way to pee during a zoom meeting I’d love to hear it”	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
1620	Don't worry I've blurred by background	1.1575	0.03779	127	110	14	3
1621	I was never much for exercise, but I enjoy the camaraderie	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
1622	I'm scheduling my next swim.	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
1623	Practicing my keystroke. What does it look like?	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
1624	Because it's more fun than working from home.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
1625	I'm here for the swim-up-Bar Association meeting, why do you ask?	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1626	I hate being interrupted.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1627	I like working from home.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
1628	My company has a strict dress code.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
1629	I'm an accountant. I'm dry inside."	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
1630	Oh it’s… just a background…	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1631	I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on my new Zoom background.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1632	'Could you watch my laptop while I get out to urinate?'	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1633	The company's under water!	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
1634	I’m working from home, and there’s no air conditioning.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1635	I wanted to get some strokes in.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
1636	The probablility is less than .01 that you peed in the pool.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1637	The office bathroom has been closed all week.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
1638	I got kicked out of the office pool.	1.1569	0.04567	102	90	8	4
1639	No worries, my mouse is a good swimmer	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1640	The boss said I could go to the pool during lunch, as long as he gets this spreadsheet on time.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
1641	It's important to have a good work-life balance.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
1642	I miss casual Fridays.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1643	I was told we have a hydrate work environment.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1644	Seriously, where else can you find a ‘clothing optional’ spa with decent Wifi?	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1645	We're swimming in debt Walter, I'm just trying to keep my head above water	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1646	I read online that water is relaxing.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
1647	It’s a Great company to work for. Nobody gets in hot water.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1648	Get a remote job, they said. It’d be fun, they said.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
1649	I'm praying it will meet with a watery grave.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
1650	I am relaxing. I’m wearing jorts.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1651	That's not my urine. It's a hot spot.	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
1652	I am programming the AI lifeguard to save you from drowning.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
1653	I thought I was doing well at my job, but it turns out I was only treading water.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
1654	I know the remake was a flop, but wait'll they see The Little Sherman.	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
1655	I’m almost done setting up the virtual lifeguard	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1656	This is my summer standing desk	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1657	I'm liquidating your assets.	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
1658	The hardest part of synchronized swimming is keeping the computer dry.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
1659	My work-life balance is barely above water	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
1660	I couldn't get a thing done at the office.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
1661	We've been trying to reach you concerning your cars warranty.	1.1560	0.04548	109	97	7	5
1662	The a/c broke in my apartment. OK?	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
1663	Sorry — I'm early for nerd swim."	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
1664	How many bedrooms you need?	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
1665	I think I brought the wrong suit.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
1666	My boss warned me about getting in deep water with clients.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
1667	God, I love working remotely.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1668	Somebody has to manage this.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1669	I just wanted a change of scenery.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1670	Stay in your lane, buddy, and I'll stay in mine.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1671	My father raised me to have no fun.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1672	My company no longer allows working from home, but I found a loophole.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1673	Work is going swimmingly in case anyone asks.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1674	This is me not returning to the office.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1675	I don't like to get my hair wet.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1676	Oh yes I am on holiday but I’m American so just need to hop on a quick zoom call	1.1556	0.04975	90	80	6	4
1677	I finally got approved for a hybrid work schedule.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1678	Our firm has a great work-life balance.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1679	Hydrotherapy is sometimes deductible, pickleball no dice...	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1680	I’m working remote from the pool	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1681	Just one more email…	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1682	I’m saving the rest of my paid leave for a much needed staycation	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1683	Swimming is the new standing	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1684	I’m trying to spend less time on my phone	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1685	This email is either going to sink or swim.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1686	Oh, you should see what I billed the client I met with on K2.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1687	You never know when the office has a video conference.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1688	I find it stimulating to be around people not making money.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
1689	I'm checking up on my employees who claim that they're working from home.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
1690	It's a new concept called WePool.	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
1691	It says that Amazon can get the bathing suit here in 6 hours.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1692	These meetings are always scheduled at the worst time.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1693	They asked why I was working from the poolside. I told them the Wi-Fi was bad in the deep-end	1.1553	0.03587	103	87	16	0
1694	I'm Trump's new lawyer, as you can see I'm not out of my depth.	1.1553	0.04928	103	93	4	6
1695	I tried calling you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1696	When I was invited to join the office pool, I assumed they meant betting.	1.1553	0.04731	103	92	6	5
1697	Had hemorrhoid surgery, but still need to work	1.1549	0.05548	71	63	5	3
1698	I'm multitasking.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1699	Do you know how to change the background on Zoom?	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
1700	Liquidity is a key factor in your pooled funds.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
1701	I try to meet my clients where they are.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1702	Plaintiff says it's only been twenty-seven minutes since you finished lunch.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1703	This way I don’t have to use any vacation hours.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1704	I'm sticking it to the man. He thinks I'm working from home.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1705	If it cures my writer's block, who am I to judge?	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1706	This way I don’t have to stop working to urinate	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
1707	Yes, club dues are deductible, but fees associated with lessons or equipment such as floaties, kickboards, goggles, etc. are not.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1708	Take a seat. I'll be right with you.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1709	The background is perfect as long as I stay muted.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
1710	I got tired of my treadmill desk.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1711	I started writing my novel before they filled the pool.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1712	We're still working from home, but the boss didn't change the dress code.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
1713	Those are not my bubbles!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1714	We’re piloting summer Fridays.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1715	I want to make sure I'm respecting your personal time	1.1546	0.04935	97	87	5	5
1716	Thank you for agreeing to meet in the shallow end, Ted.	1.1545	0.04509	110	98	7	5
1717	My chiropractor highly recommended switching to a swimming desk.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
1718	And you said you swim twice weekly? That will enable us to offer a substantial premium reduction.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1719	The corner Starbucks is closed, so this was the closest place with free Wi-Fi.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1720	In addition to this spa membership, we can also write off your swimming trunks and towel.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
1721	The boss told me to keep my head above water.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
1722	Working on my keystroke.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1723	Technically, it's a working vacation.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1724	It's a half workday.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
1725	I ran out of sunscreen.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1726	They said let’s all meet in the typing pool and I’m the first to arrive.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
1727	Even with the medical deduction, you are underwater with this therapeutic pool.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1728	Why yes,I am a bathing suit	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
1729	Not the typing pool?	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
1730	If you bundle your home and auto, I can save you 15%.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1731	I'm just like the duck, all serene above the water, but paddling for all I'm worth below the surface!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1732	My company allows remote work but requires business attire.	1.1538	0.04923	91	81	6	4
1733	I’m merely integrating leisure activity into my life.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1734	"On a scale of 1-to-10, how likely is it that you would wear a suit-shaped wet suit?"	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1735	I thought it might improve our liquidity situation.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1736	Go Phish	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1737	They love my backgrounds	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
1738	You're in the lap lane.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
1739	Hamiltub...an aquatic adaptation of the Founding Fathers	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1740	They told me to use the secretarial pool	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1741	Yes, my job is 100% remote but they still expect me to wear a tie during business hours	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1742	Genius Bar, now accepting reservations pool side.	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
1743	Some of my friends go as far as to call me a workaholic.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1744	You do your reps. I AM a rep.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
1745	I'm a digital naiad.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1746	Computer says, ‘no’.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1747	I'm working on my strokes per minute	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
1748	I’m sticking it to the man, I CAN work from anywhere.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
1749	I'm scoping out the talent pool.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1750	My manager said I should work on staying in my lane.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1751	I find that I do my best work until the starter's gun goes off.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1752	I find it makes it easier to track trends in market fluidity.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1753	Amazon can deliver a toaster here same-day.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1754	This way I can deduct my pool fees as a business expense.”	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1755	I’m mitigating the AI risks of this Adult Swim.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
1756	Have you tried getting out of the pool and getting back in again?	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1757	And how long have you been noticing this smell of chlorine, Mr. Polo?	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
1758	I just aim the camera upwards a little and nobody knows.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1759	It's a swim-up desk.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1760	The computer takes care of the background,but I have to wear a necktie when I zoom for an office conference.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1761	I’m trying to normalize Public Displays of Accounting.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
1762	My boss warned me that I'd be swimming in work on my vacation.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
1763	I prefer to be a tech savvy fish in a medium sized lap pool.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1764	I know you’re busy but did you see where my swimsuit went.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1765	Why yes, Bob. I am teaching summer school this year. What gave it away?	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1766	This is the only place with good wifi	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
1767	I’m one of the pool’s new life insurance guards.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
1768	When I said I’d meet you where you’re at, I meant it .	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
1769	Yes, I know it’s a lap lane. That’s why I brought my laptop.	1.1528	0.05474	72	64	5	3
1770	These Vision Pros make it appear like I'm wearing regular glasses; so I don't look silly...,	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
1771	Not right now...I'm swimming in work.	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
1772	I promised my wife I wouldn’t let work interfere with our vacation.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
1773	I love my remote job	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
1774	It's a working holiday.	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
1775	Isn’t it amazing how much freedom HomeOffice gave us?	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
1776	It's called a working vacation.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1777	So, did he bump into your rear or did you back up into his front	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1778	Jim, i’m worried Parker may be getting in over his head on this one.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
1779	It’s a little late to opt in for the flood insurance…..	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1780	I'm a bit of a workaholic.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1781	You can have the lane once I finish this email.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
1782	As your lawyer, I would advise you to tread water lightly.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
1783	What makes you think I’m not relaxed?	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1784	I'm using pooled data	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1785	I wanted to continue at home. My boss wanted me back in the office. We compromised.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1786	I'm trying to do fun and office at the same time.	1.1522	0.04872	92	82	6	4
1787	Jerry, now that we’re back to work you need to wear a suit.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1788	Double duty, lifeguard shortage.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1789	It's the next generation of standing desk.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
1790	Wait, this isn't how you add a background on Zoom?	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
1791	keep it down you guys, I'm in hot water as it is.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1792	You just don’t understand Bitcoin.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1793	No, the virtual background blocks out the pool.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1794	I was forced to swim nude with other boys in 7th grade. It was quite damaging and now I blog about the path I took to heal.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1795	Wi-fi's better here.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
1796	You call it OCD. I call it multitasking.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1797	I used up all of my PTO.	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
1798	I consider this as coming into work.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1799	State Farm is there? Yes, we mean it.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
1800	It's the only way I could make this trip tax-deductible.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
1801	My options are underwater	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
1802	So glad I caught up to you, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
1803	It’s mandatory work-life balance week.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
1804	I was told that we’d be working in a pool system…	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
1805	My elementary school teacher told me to never get in over my head.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
1806	i’m looking forward to casual Friday	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
1807	Sorry - I thought this was the typing pool.	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
1808	I was told this is where everyone does their business	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
1809	My boss told me that I need more balance in my life.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
1810	But can ChatGPT do THIS?	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
1811	AquaRemote. It's a thing.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
1812	I call it "sworking".	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
1813	So when did you first notice that your rubber ducky was missing.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
1814	Sir, it’s illegal to stop and chat in an adult swim lane.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1815	You get to use the deep end if you approve the waiver.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1816	So, before you felt the kick in the face, you heard some shout, "Marco?"	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1817	I come here to work and pee.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
1818	Wait - this isn't the temp pool?	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
1819	It’s a lap pool, right?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1820	I like doing laps on my laptop.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1821	Remote work is great, but the dress code is killing me.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
1822	I'm more productive here, no pee breaks	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1823	What do you mean, "wrong suit"?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
1824	This stroke poses no challenges for swimmers in terms of flotation. I would never recommend it, except, possibly, as a device to wedge underneath a short table leg to keep the table from drowning. David English Acton, Mass.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
1825	I just typed “pool.” AI chooses public or private.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
1826	And now to change my Zoom background to “office.”	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
1827	My whole world opened up when I figured out how to change the background on Zoom	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
1828	AI said Marco	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
1829	Man, the candidate pool sure is shallow these days	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
1830	And on a scale of one to ten, sir, how much would you say you are enjoying yourself?	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
1831	Should I accept cookies?	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
1832	Isn't it adult swim time?"	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
1833	Every Super Bowl, I enter my office’s pool.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1834	How to describe your portfolio..."under water" comes to mind...	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1835	Multi-Tasking. It's all the rage.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1836	It's also a flotation device.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
1837	We should sell those positions as they are under water.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1838	Cool eh!	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
1839	Ok,now this class is deductable.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1840	I have you wading at 10:00.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
1841	``It saves me a trip to the bathroom. Just messing with you, pal.''	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
1842	Do you mind? I'm trying to work here.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
1843	Okay, I'm soooo sorry. Doing laps. Doing laptop. How was I to know?	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
1844	If you get a snorkel and sign a DNR I can save you 17%.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1845	Why not? I figured, most of my investments are under water, anyway.	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
1846	The best part is the office thinks I am working from home.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1847	When I told you to liquidate your assets this isn't what I had in mind.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
1848	We can play Marco Polo after we file.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
1849	Looks like you're not completely underwater yet.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
1850	I tried work-life balance, but find work-life integration more refreshing.	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
1851	Another hundred laps and you'll qualify for a dollar discount off your life insurance premium.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1852	I love not having to get up and walk to the bathroom.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1853	Water aerobics and work!	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
1854	We're here for you 24/7, with or without sunscreen.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
1855	I'm hoping to make a big splash at work.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1856	My job encourages remote aquatics	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1857	Just trying to keep my head above the water here.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
1858	I’ve always lived life in the fast lane	1.1495	0.04365	107	95	8	4
1859	I'm only taking half of my vacation day.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
1860	And where were you January 6th?	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
1861	My cardiologist wants me in the pool an hour each day.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1862	Well, to be honest, I really had to pee!	1.1494	0.05047	87	78	5	4
1863	What’s it worth to you for me to turn off the video?	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1864	Now let's move on to some questions about the water temperature.	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
1865	My company allows me to work from home...only in business formal attire though.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1866	Why no jacket? My business!	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1867	My laptop tracks lapses in your lap performance	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1868	It's a vacation variant of the covid work-from-home scheme	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1869	Frankly, I’m a bit nostalgic for the water cooler.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1870	I was told my company had no choice but to go into liquidation	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1871	I was ordered to go to the typing pool.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1872	If you must know, I’m here to surf the net.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1873	I can't wait for casual Friday	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1874	The shirt and tie are just for the zoom meeting. I am working from home today	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1875	So, you want me to float you a loan.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1876	I'm doing research on "prune skin".	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1877	Just let me finish up this swimlane.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1878	Since working from the pool, my productivity has increased 23%. I no longer need to take breaks to pee.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
1879	They let us work on vacation now	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
1880	Well, you said you wanted to take this offline, so let's dive right in.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
1881	Actually, a lot of CEOs got their start in the typing pool.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1882	So, swimming beats work?	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
1883	And then she was like, "I bet you can't spend one day away from the office!", and I was like "You're on, bitch!"	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
1884	They allow us to work remotely but they remain steadfast on business professional attire.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
1885	Now I don't need restroom breaks.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1886	White Rabbit? Don't know it.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1887	They said "come to the pool to do laps". I thought they said "Come to the pool with your lap".	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1888	I really prefer we meet at my office to go over your taxes.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
1889	As mentioned earlier, we're willing to work around your schedule.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
1890	Apparently, I won the office pool.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1891	My goal is to make wet working the new quiet quitting.	1.1489	0.04773	94	84	6	4
1892	For some reason I can't refresh	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1893	Yea man, my wife said swimming would help with my work stress.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1894	If you all don’t mind, I’m going to keep my camera off for this zoom meeting.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1895	I’m notorious at the company for my witty background photos.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
1896	They told me to dive deep into it	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
1897	On a tight schedule.	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
1898	All they told me was that, I had to wear a suit to go in the pool.	1.1486	0.05333	74	66	5	3
1899	Swim suits required. Its right here on their website!	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
1900	It’s called mindfulness, Lewis	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
1901	This pool has better WiFi than my office.	1.1485	0.04748	101	91	5	5
1902	And did you have any life events or major purchases this year?	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
1903	What do you mean it wasn't THAT type of pool application?	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1904	It’s not so bad. The last place I worked was completely under water.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
1905	Personally, I prefer the keystroke.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1906	My office eliminated casual Fridays.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1907	Today's my flex day.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
1908	I lost my trunks	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
1909	This is not quite what I expected when I applied to work in the Secretarial Pool!	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
1910	It’s a camera off day	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
1911	It’s my work bathing suit	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
1912	And, I don’t need a key to the executive washroom.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1913	Since you went offline we stalk you real time now.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1914	They said "free wi-fi on all hotel premises".	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1915	I find I do my best work when I really immerse myself.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1916	Just trying to cool off before I jump into the grand jury hot seat.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1917	I call this work privilage	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1918	I'm drowning in paperwork today.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1919	I'd like to float you a loan, but clearly you have buoyancy issues	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1920	Corporate says my reports are too dry.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1921	Au contraire. This would be a perfect time to review your Liquid Assets portfolio.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1922	Wanna take a deeper dive into last week’s sales figures?	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1923	As a licenced CPA, I am advising you that deducting the cost of your Speedos as a medical expense will not be allowed . Even, if they do hold your boys in.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1924	at least I'm not in over my head.....	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1925	I'm not working from home. I'm in the secretarial pool.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1926	Silence! It’s almost my time to introduce myself on the call!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
1927	I’m doing a piece for the New Yorker Can you verify your wife’s maiden name?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1928	We have a dress code, even for remote work.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1929	Secretarial pool is next lane. This is for management types who can barely tread water.	1.1481	0.05303	81	73	4	4
1930	The Breaststroke was cancelled. This is the Keystroke.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
1931	I'm trying to better my work-life balance	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
1932	Ok, I met you half way	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
1933	According to my calculations, I’m a nerd.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1934	It would have worked if I had remembered to change my Zoom background	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1935	We were told that all pool writers could no longer work remotely.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1936	Now I can deduct this as a business expense..	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1937	So she fed you lunch and then let you swim in less than an hour?!	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1938	Lap time.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1939	With no restroom breaks I can accomplish so much more!	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1940	It's the ultimate Zoom background.	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
1941	Back in school, I was champion of the keystroke.	1.1477	0.04992	88	79	5	4
1942	It's possible that work-from-home has made it hard to separate work from non-work time.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1943	I do laptops not laps	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1944	For awhile I was in over my ahead, but....	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1945	Business casual doesn't fly with my boss.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1946	Testing the waters before I jump in to retirement.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1947	It's really all about work-life balance.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1948	Do you have any other pooled assets?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1949	I 'm just not ready for the deep end.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
1950	It’s the only place I get poolside service.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1951	My boss said jump feet first into the pool of potential clients.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1952	What do you mean I'm in too deep?	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1953	Yeah, I like a deep dive too. I'm reading the Wikipedia page for 'Pool' right now.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
1954	I see you left something in your cart.	1.1477	0.04992	88	79	5	4
1955	Backstroke? No, this is the key-stroke.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
1956	No I’m not drowning in work, I’m treading in multitasking	1.1475	0.04143	122	109	8	5
1957	It’s tax deductible, and there’s no sunburn.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1958	Liquidity is really important in my sector.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
1959	This way I balance both.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
1960	Materials research: it's an experimental wetsuit.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
1961	Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m just trying to stay above water at work.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1962	I heard it could help with back pain.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1963	I don't even have to take vacation time.	1.1474	0.04725	95	85	6	4
1964	I've been swimming in emails all week.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
1965	« My home office got flooded »	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
1966	the hotspot was getting to me"	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
1967	You only needed the shirt and tie	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
1968	So anyway, after the divorce, I’ve really changed my priorities. Working on myself now.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
1969	I’m working on my splash page.	1.1471	0.04493	102	91	7	4
1970	I'm here for the Zoom background."	1.1471	0.04493	102	91	7	4
1971	I could sit in a coffee shop all day but this is healthier.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1972	I’m taking half of a vacation day.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
1973	I’m quiet vacationing.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
1974	Haven't you heard of a workcation?	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
1975	I just got sucked into this meeting...	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
1976	I can offer you big discounts on your drowning rates insurance.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1977	No, I am having fun. You're the one not having fun.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1978	I couldn't work out how to put a holiday background on Zoom	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
1979	Somebody’s gotta pay for this vacation, bub.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
1980	They've relaxed their policy about in-office work but they won't budge on the dress code.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
1981	For me, it’s really all about business in the front and party in the back	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
1982	At the end of my time, I don't want to look back and regret having not worked more.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
1983	I blur the background and usually get away with it	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
1984	Speaking of swimming, but your accounts are under water.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
1985	Don’t look at me like that. It is, after all, called a swimsuit.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
1986	It's not what you think! I'm writing this vacation off as a business expense.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
1987	My treadmill desk was hard on my knees.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
1988	I'm from your alumni society. Is this a good time?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1989	I'm the CEO and lifeguard of this resort!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
1990	My therapist told me to try to combine work and pleasure.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1991	My stand-up desk is in drydock.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
1992	Where's your suit?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1993	Once you use a stand-up desk, it's it's really tough to do anything else.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
1994	I figured I’d start in the secretarial pool and work my way up.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
1995	I'm trying to get out of the office more these days, show my wife I can still be "fun".	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1996	Yes, working vacation, all right!	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
1997	Mandatory zoom call. Don't worry, I've muted myself.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1998	Just fishing for a good story.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
1999	I promised my boss it would be a working vacation.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2000	Being able to Work From Pool helps a lot!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2001	Please, the password, anyone	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2002	I used to not wear any pants on calls. HR is fine with swimwear.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2003	It's called Quiet Vacationing, all the GenXrs are doing it.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2004	I‘m getting in deep waters with my presentation	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2005	....and how do you feel about your percs?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2006	I may have misunderstood when they said we were underwater financially."	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2007	Do you know the password for the pool's wi-fi?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2008	I wear my trunks on casual Friday.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2009	Do you have flood insurance?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2010	Our remote work policy conflicts somewhat with our vacation policy	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2011	And, we can add a rider to cover drowning.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2012	Deadline. Bonus. Wife's happy...Tell me you wouldn't do the same.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
2013	Walking desks hurt my knees.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
2014	What memo?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2015	They say work life balance is the key to success.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2016	I get unlimited PTO.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2017	I'm afraid that idea is all wet	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2018	Yeah, I need to tread carefully.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2019	You’ve heard of the rat race? This is leg 2 of the rat triathlon.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2020	Why yes, I find this far superior to a stand up desk.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2021	I’m not sure about the new company sponsored swim lessons to stop us from drowning in work.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2022	I’m leading a high-level deep dive	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2023	On a scale of 1 to 5 where 1 is totally agree and 5 is totally ...	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2024	I’m just trying to stay afloat in this market.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2025	It's just part of our 'Leaving your Comfort Zone' training.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
2026	I was hired to work in the secretary pool, but it looks like I’m the first one here.	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
2027	I'm the pool reporter here. Stay in your lane, Bub.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2028	Is your dying aunt in the shallow end or the sauna? Either way, you're fired.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2029	This was the closest bathroom.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2030	I just pissed in da pool…can everyone see my screen?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2031	Don't worry,I waited 30 minutes after eating lunch.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2032	We found Hunter’s laptop with Hillary’s emails hidden in the documents at Mar-A-Lago. Looks like a vast broken wing conspiracy.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2033	I can't stop working; I'm barely staying afloat as it is.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2034	The company is trying out work from anywhere	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2035	"All in all, I don't know if I'm working in my free time or relaxing at work right now."	1.1455	0.04252	110	98	8	4
2036	I’m here to talk about your car’s extended warranty.	1.1455	0.04443	110	99	6	5
2037	Because I’m really not completely under water yet.	1.1449	0.05569	69	62	4	3
2038	Ethnographer: "So tell me, what does the water feel like to you?"	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
2039	The Wi-Fi’s better here.	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
2040	You don't expect me to Zoom my boss in a Speedo, do you?	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
2041	I'm sorry but the secretarial pool was full.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
2042	My boss said I need to pool my resources.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2043	Technically, I still work from home.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2044	My next book is about fish.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2045	Casual Friday I can handle. But, Swimming Pool Saturday.. just sayin'.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2046	It’s a benefit of our “Work From Pool” policy	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2047	JUST CATCHING UP	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2048	Google maps said, "you've arrived at your office destination."	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2049	Why do you think they call it a lap-top?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2050	Remote work has been great, but we are still only able to dress casually on Fridays.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2051	It took a while for me to find my work-life balance.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2052	Why would I only work from home when there are so many other options?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2053	My doctor thought aquatics might help me relax.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2054	Bob, I’m telling you I’ve run the numbers every which way til Sunday. Unfortunately, both you and the company are under water!	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2055	Unlike me, Mr. Smith, our records place you in really deep water.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2056	You laugh, but I'll be the one who still knows how to be productive when sea levels rise.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2057	Can you help me with this? I’m trying to float an idea here.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2058	I’m pooling ideas today.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2059	My blog is about summer recreational opportunities and it's hard for my followers to take me seriously if I am always sitting in front of bookshelves.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2060	My office insists on work-life balance.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2061	You got a charger?	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2062	They cut remote work in half.	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
2063	Lifeguarding is my side hustle.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2064	I know the memo said “Casual Friday,” but I have to draw the line somewhere.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2065	I'm only here for one day.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2066	My Doc said "You've gotta get out of your chair!"	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2067	I am busy, but I wouldn't exactly say that I'm "swamped".	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2068	Your pronouns?	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2069	Don't worry my camera is turned off	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2070	What? It's a laps-top!	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2071	I’m here for the diving board meeting.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2072	They don’t know that i’m wearing pants	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2073	FB Friends, This is my office today!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2074	Looks like we’re still waiting on Mike to join the call, but let’s go ahead and jump in.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2075	Dude. Stay in your lane!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2076	I'm trying to relax more.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2077	Do yourself a favor and never consider a working vacation.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2078	I'm thinking about throwing in the towel	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2079	Business up top, party downstairs.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2080	My suit? Filing it right now.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2081	We agreed to work from pool one day a week	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2082	You have to excuse me. I have a "Teams" meeting in a couple of minutes.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2083	Thank you for meeting with me on such short notice. I recognize that your time is valuable.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2084	You have no idea what it’s like to be her assistant!	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2085	You should have just completed the exit interview at the office then	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2086	Oh, I'm new to the secretarial pool.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2087	I finally took the plunge and started by own business.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2088	Let’s take a lap and circle back.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2089	You said you couldn’t answer the survey because you were in the pool. Well, now I’m in the pool.	1.1441	0.04016	111	98	10	3
2090	We're trying to pool our reources.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2091	I was told remote work is supposed to be more conducive to relaxation.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2092	Not what I meant by 'deep dive', guys	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2093	Integrating laps and laptop just seemed natural!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2094	What is your current liquidity?	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2095	I'm on call.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
2096	It's an injunction against cannonballs	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2097	Let’s see if you can get your heart pumping faster — 6 more laps.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2098	Hi, I'm Bartleby. My boss told me to go jump in a lake ... this was closer.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2099	It's a floating solitaire game.	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
2100	Sidestroke, breaststroke, keystroke. Suit yourself.	1.1429	0.05121	84	76	4	4
2101	Your free trial membership ends in ten minutes. Care to enroll?	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2102	It is Adult Swim, right?"	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2103	Please keep it down, I’m presenting to the board.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2104	Yes indeed sir, you're looking for our fecal and urinary protection package, which is $15 a month, or $50 for the season.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2105	Look, we're no longer underwater and we're hoping to emerge from this entirely.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2106	Swimming was my wife's idea. She says I work too hard.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2107	Yes it's a lap recording laptop.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2108	No need for concern. Zoom makes it look like I'm vacationing at the Golden Gate Bridge.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2109	It only counts as a half-day of vacation.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2110	I want to check out if it is water tight while I can still return it.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2111	On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to recommend this pool to others?	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2112	Working Remotely	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2113	I'm from the I.R.S. and since we can't get the shirt off your back, we'll take the bathing suit off the rest.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2114	Your mission is to find the culprit who's been peeing in the pool	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
2115	Have you thought about an extended warranty on your vehicle, sir?	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2116	I thought this was a laptop lane.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2117	I think we may be able to claim the pool as a deduction.	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
2118	I'm always multitasking.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2119	I'm naked from the knees down.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
2120	Did you see my jacket?	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2121	Just stay in your lane friend.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2122	It's my personal casual Friday.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2123	I like to keep my assets liquid.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2124	I went off the deep end	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2125	It’s fine, my background’s blurred.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2126	Boss says we need to pool the data together !	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2127	No, I did not take a shower before entering the pool.	1.1429	0.05121	84	76	4	4
2128	Actually this is the only place in the whole resort that I get 5 bars.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2129	I'm tired of being told to stay in my lane.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2130	And how many laps are you claiming on Schedule A?	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2131	high and dry	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2132	Your lap swim time has lapsed.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2133	HR made me get rid of my treadmill desk.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2134	It's my new stand up desk. Why do you ask?	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2135	It's my weekly conference call.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2136	My boss told me I needed to be more creative with my Zoom backgrounds.	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
2137	I’m more productive when I don’t have to stop for restroom breaks.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2138	I keep telling my boss we should consider making casual Friday every day.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2139	I call it our office pool.	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2140	This is not what I thought winning the office pool meant.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
2141	They said it was adult swim	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2142	They said they would provide me with immersive technology with my new position. Not quite what I had in mind.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2143	I consider myself a pioneer in pushing the limits of noise cancellation and background blurring	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2144	I didn’t take any PTO for this	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
2145	This is not what I was expecting when my editor said they needed a new pool reporter.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2146	I thought remote work would be great for everyone . But then came the on-camera dress code for zoom… If I’d have known, I would have never signed up to be a lifeguard.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
2147	I’ve only got a 15 minute break	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2148	It seems I misunderstood you when you said you ‘needed help with your business’ splash page’…	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2149	This way, I don’t have to get up to pee.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2150	I'm asking Google why everyone in this pool is white.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2151	Cesspool.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2152	I prefer to think of it as ‘work-life buoyancy’	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
2153	Work from Pool" day	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2154	I thought it was laptop swim.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2155	To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below with the hashtag	1.1414	0.04543	99	89	6	4
2156	Yes, but at the end of the day, aren’t we all really just a bunch of suits?	1.1414	0.04543	99	89	6	4
2157	My wife was using the tub	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
2158	You didn't happen to swim into a green Buick?	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
2159	It's cheaper than a standing desk.	1.1413	0.04784	92	83	5	4
2160	...and the last four digits of your social security number?	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2161	It's two hours after eating to swim, three hours after eating to check emails.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2162	AND I save on dry cleaning!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2163	Yes, I'm an attorney. How did you know?	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2164	I'm here to help you extend your car warranty.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2165	I thought you told me to bring my suit.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2166	It's the latest trend after "Work from Home." It's called "Work from Vacation."	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2167	It’s Zoom, you can be anywhere from the waist down.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2168	I'm not streaming, I'm pooling.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2169	No, I don't want to play Marco Polo	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2170	Stop being so shallow, Bob.	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
2171	Sometimes, I feel like I'm just treading water at work.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2172	I can’t explain it. I just excel in the water.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2173	You wouldn’t happen to know the wifi password by chance	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2174	They told me to work harder and keep my head above water	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2175	I’m sure there are multiple explanations for this red dye cloud.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2176	As I was saying, I’m absolutely drowning in work.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2177	I know you said it was an accident, but as your lawyer I must warn you that peeing in the pool is frowned upon around here.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2178	I decided that I might as well be literally, instead of merely figuratively, swimming in work.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2179	Practicing compassion for clients who homes are flooded.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2180	And my title is: 'Wacky Suicide Attempts'.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
2181	I just need to hop on this zoom meeting and the rest of the day I'm yours.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2182	Working from home during the summer is highly recommended.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2183	This must be my watershed moment.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2184	Can you start Monday? If not, there another applicants in the pool.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2185	I used to carpool to work, and then one day it just hit me!	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
2186	Call me crazy now, but I'm definitely being promoted to the jacuzzi	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2187	It’s actually better for my back	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2188	One last question and I’ll let you go..	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2189	Because the internet never sleeps, Phil. It keeps going and going and going…	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2190	I am not wearing a wire. I understand this is classified information, but I just want to retrieve my amazon password.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2191	To better insure you, we’ll need to see your back-stoke.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2192	I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2193	Why would I bring my standing desk on vacation?	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
2194	Any suggestions for a caption for this cartoon I am submitting before I go to work?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2195	It's called multi-tasking, my friend.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2196	I'm sorry, but this is the 'checking email' lane."	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2197	You tell me one more time, 'Relax, Carl, you're on vacation', I'll hack your Facebook page and post a photo of you in that banana hammock.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2198	I’m trading stocks. If they go belly-up, I go belly-up and I feel great.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2199	Nope, only the part I'm standing in is deductib!e.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2200	Herb, what's with the outfit ?	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2201	I approve liquid loans.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2202	Looking for a life-work balance.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2203	Management rejected my suggestion for a jacuzzi in the break room; they offered me this instead.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2204	So, what brings you here?	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2205	Once I file my transfer of workplace request it should all work out swimmingly.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2206	We had to expand our investment pool.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2207	Didn’t you know this is why it’s called a “lap” top?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2208	I hope they do not make us return to the office	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
2209	Once in a while I like to work like a fish out of water	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2210	I’m half ready to admit I’m out of my depth here”	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
2211	The economy took a dip and so did I.	1.1408	0.05418	71	64	4	3
2212	I'm here because you entered into a life insurance pool.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
2213	we've been trying to reach you regarding your extended auto warranty, is now a good time to chat?	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
2214	what are you looking at? This is my kind of exercise... digital.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2215	I always have a hard time using the bathroom at work.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2216	Let’s soak you a little bit more on management fees.”	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2217	Yeah, remote work has really messed up my vacation days	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2218	It’s just a ten-minute survey about surveys.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2219	I always interview people for my articles in person.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2220	I'm just a little underwater right now.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2221	Gotta improve that keystroke!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2222	Do you identfy as wet?	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2223	And,I don’t have to waist time on bathroom breaks.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2224	They closed the men's washrooms in our office .	1.1398	0.04735	93	84	5	4
2225	It helps keep my hemorrhoids in check.”	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2226	Me? I’m just here for the free Wi-Fi.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2227	I like to believe I'm on a beach in Hawaii	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2228	I’m a re-moat worker.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2229	Let me know if you need anything looked up.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2230	I thought the ad said show up and do laptops, not laps	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2231	Do you want that warranty with the exclusive pool exclusion?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2232	It's called "method writing". I'm writing about the recent floods. Not looking forward to the upcoming wildfires.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2233	How do you like my new swim suit?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2234	As your accountant, I’m not a fan of so much liquidity	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2235	Everyone at work said the filter backgrounds I use on Zoom are fake	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2236	working remotely has really freed me up to enjoy the finer things in life.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2237	Hybrid work, as in, you can work during your vacation.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2238	I am drowning in work lately, came here to make things literal.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2239	Knee deep? I think it’s hip deep at this point	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2240	I AM participating. Just tell me when my kid’s race is up.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2241	It's called part remote work, as in only part of me is working.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2242	I'm in liquidity management.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2243	Your insurance policy doesn’t cover water in ear.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2244	Key strokes ARE strokes.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2245	This poolside Peloton app still needs some wringing-out.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2246	In this economy most of my clients are treading water.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2247	My boss said it was time to really dive in and get my feet wet.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2248	I won't be long, I'm just here to pee.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2249	They don't call it "adult swim" for nothing.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2250	Just checking out the applicant pool!	1.1395	0.05007	86	78	4	4
2251	We have a liquidity problem.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2252	This way, I write shorter emails.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2253	Working remotely has its benefits.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2254	I'm conflicted.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2255	Breast stroke, key stroke: it's all the same to me.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2256	Pool office is the new black.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2257	Unlimited PTO's a scam.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2258	Oh. I thought it was a laps top	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2259	Summer Fridays are getting weird with the new wfm culture from management.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2260	The manager wants us to liquidate our assets.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2261	It’s not too bad. You really save time on bathroom breaks	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
2262	Sorry, I thought this was adult swim	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2263	I’ve just been put in charge of the weekly office pool.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2264	My clients insist their investments stay above water at all times.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2265	What does it look like I’m doing? I’m relaxing.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2266	Good morning, sir. Would you care to participate in our survey?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2267	You mean this isn’t the secretarial pool?	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2268	I've double checked your investments and you're definitely under water!	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
2269	My therapist advised me to get out of the office more.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2270	I’m day treading.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2271	I AM staying in my lane.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2272	Don’t ask about my bottoms.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2273	You saw my email about ‘Walk, Don’t Run’ right?	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
2274	They’re renovating my office upstairs	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2275	And how many stars would you give this pool on a scale of one to five?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2276	Sorry, I’m pretty swamped with work today	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2277	How do I blur my background?	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2278	WORKATION DIP	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
2279	I know. But I’m still struggling with my Work/Life balance,	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
2280	I really preferred my remote lifeguarding but they are insisting I be present 2 days a week.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
2281	I’m giving online swimming lessons. You interested?	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
2282	I guard their data.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2283	I can't talk now, I'm just swamped.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2284	Are you STILL drowning in paperwork Johnson or would you like to join me on this call.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
2285	Unlimited paid time off	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2286	Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one who takes adult swim seriously.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
2287	I’m preparing for work-life balance in the age of global warming.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2288	This new hybrid work guidance has gotten a little out of hand.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2289	I was assigned to the work from home pool today.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2290	Drowning in work,right upto my waist.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2291	No, this is shallow learning. Deep's the other side of the pool.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2292	Do you know the wifi password?	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2293	But I am working from home.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2294	The men's room is closed.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2295	...And in your estimation, how deep is the water ?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2296	Your mortgage is under water.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2297	I finally decided to join the office pool.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2298	I'm just cooling off. I'm up to my waist in work.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
2299	It's better than drowning in emails.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
2300	Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m drowning in work.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2301	I’m just multi-tasking	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
2302	It’s called work life balance, Alan.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2303	I’m just really under water at work right now.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2304	Hey, I’m workin’ here!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2305	im fucking pissing in the pool	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
2306	I told them it’s a Zoom background.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2307	Dirty, smelly and crowded. I give this pool 1 1/2 stars.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2308	I'm afraid you can't sue your brother for cheating at Marco Polo.	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2309	Sir, it’s really not that deep.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2310	Yeah, I work for the city schools, at this point, I'll take whatever vacation time I can get.	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2311	My therapist told me to immerse myself in work.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2312	Now that you've decided to pool your investments...	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2313	All your investments are underwater.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2314	This is Step 3 in my treatment program for my on-line gambling addiction.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2315	I messaged you ‘Marco’. Why didn’t you reply ‘Polo’?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2316	It's a cummerbund. I'm not actually wearing any pants.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2317	This isn't what I meant by saying you need more liquidity	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2318	This isn’t what you meant by work-life balance?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2319	So you've led me to water. Now what?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2320	Ok, let's get to the details of your investment goals later. Name and address, please?	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2321	What is your dip code?	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2322	I heard "wear a suit in the pool." Who knew?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2323	It's just a precaution, I am Trump's attorney and my pants are not fire-retardant.	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
2324	On a scale from 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with the chlorine ratio?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2325	It's called swim-formal attire	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2326	Being productive can cost a life	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2327	Listen pal, if you can work on your stroke, I can work on mine!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2328	I'm conditioning myself for life in the fast lane.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2329	And if you sign within the next 5 minutes, you get a free scented hostess gift..."This Candle Smells Like My Swimming Pool."	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2330	This is the area in the resort with the best connection.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2331	They told me it’s my moment to sink or swim.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2332	I'm on a watertight deadline.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2333	Mixing business with pleasure? Just a typical day at the office pool.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2334	Someone said it was a laptop pool...	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2335	It's called e-swimming.	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
2336	They can’t tell I’m wearing swim trunks.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2337	Giving the new "work from anywhere" benefit a whirl.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2338	Now it's a write-off.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2339	I work hard, I wade hard.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2340	I'm much more productive because I don't need to get up to pee.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2341	Working from home is so yesterday.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2342	Thanks for trying, but I need a hotspot, not just a warm one.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2343	And is your family jewels’ portfolio still under water?	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2344	I’ll be out of here as soon as I log in my times	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2345	My workplace switched to a work/life integration policy.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2346	Do you like my bathing suit?	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2347	Management told us to take advantage of our remote days.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2348	the pool is great backdrop for the zoom call on our shallow investment offering	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2349	I find that being able to pee during my Zoom calls greatly improves my productivity	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2350	I didn’t have an MBA so they offered me a position in the typing pool	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2351	I thought it said “Laptop Lane”	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2352	More than knee deep in work here, Fred.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2353	don’t worry they’ll just think it’s a Zoom background - I’m on mute.	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
2354	I just wasn't cut out to be a shark.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2355	Unless you put more into your retirement plan, you’ll have trouble keeping your head above water.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2356	They just told me to clear out and go swim with the rest of the losers.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2357	Damn GPS!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2358	This is a laptop, the best lap.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2359	They called “Adult Swim” before my meeting ended.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2360	Ma’am- you’re interrupting my Zoom background.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2361	As your financial advisor, I just wanted you to know there's a tax write off for your club membership.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
2362	This way I can keep cool, work and play at the same time	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
2363	I was just in the area and wanted to talk to you about a gift to your alma mater.	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
2364	‘Sorry pal, this is the life-on-the-fast-lane-lane’	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
2365	I’m doing the computer key stroke if you must know.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2366	The wifi flows better here	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2367	I have a very short lunch break.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2368	I'm pooling my resources.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2369	It's a bit old-fashioned, but I still believe in having a typing pool.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2370	I find work-life balance overrated.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2371	This is my Baptism of working remotely!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2372	The last email said that the Zoom meeting would be in the pool.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
2373	I told my boss I needed a better work-life balance.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2374	I've just tested our fiber network and confirmed it works across various channels.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2375	I misunderstood “office pool”, and now I’m too proud to admit it to my coworkers.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2376	. “Sorry, I had to pee.”	1.1368	0.04639	95	86	5	4
2377	I'm working on the company's splash page.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2378	My boss told me to get some down time.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2379	I WAS up to my eyeballs.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2380	Its alot easier to interview people intheir natural surroundings, but my pants take a beating!	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2381	Wait,hold on. Let me mute this Zoom.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2382	It’s one of the seven habits of highly successful people.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2383	I needed a good zoom background.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
2384	Stay in your swim lane, the boss said.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2385	We got remote work, but management wouldn't budge on the dress code.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2386	Unfortunately, your finances are under water.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
2387	I can't wet my pants, but I can soil them...	1.1364	0.03976	110	98	9	3
2388	How do you spell workaholic?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2389	Be honest - do I seem out of place?	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
2390	I go to great lengths for free WiFi.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2391	"Sir, please, this is the lap lane, not the laptop lane."	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
2392	Sorry, this my usual lane.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2393	What, you've never seen anyone in an office pool?	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2394	So, as a regular user, would you say that, in a typical week, you come to this pool 1-2 days, 3-5 days, or 6-7 days?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2395	The best part about zoom is that I never have to wear anything on the bottom	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2396	You have to dive in when you have the liquidity.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2397	I’m practicing the hybrid work environment	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2398	A consultant recommended that they expand both the office pool and remote work. This is what they came up with.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2399	It helps me relax.	1.1358	0.04892	81	73	5	3
2400	You know what they say, ‘All work and no play…’	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2401	My new boss told me to jump in at the deep end.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2402	My virtual background is on...	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2403	I'm out of vacation days.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2404	I'm swimming laps - virtually....	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2405	Do you know how much they charge for office space in New York?!	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2406	I run the officer pool	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2407	Since Covid I’ve really enjoyed working from home, so please don’t splash by me.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2408	I can get you a lower premium if you can swim a 50 in a minute or less	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2409	My therapist says I need to connect my leisure life with my work life.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2410	Work from home allows me to work from anywhere.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2411	For later this morning, I am scheduling a skydiving/international board meeting. And then this afternoon, spelunking/virtual chess.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2412	So, you're going with the 25-year term life insurance?	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2413	Yes, I did see your out-of-office message. What about it?	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2414	Pool laps? I heard pool laptops.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2415	I'm never going back to the office.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2416	Just make sure to circle back.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2417	Let me know when you want to circle back...	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2418	I hate deadlines on weekends	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
2419	What's a 5-letter word containing the letters s, p and l?	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
2420	Stick to your laps and leave my laptop alone.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2421	It’s not the ideal place for a colonoscopy, but I’m remote only.	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2422	You may be afloat but your stock portfolio is under water	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2423	I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2424	Not everyone can afford a desk treadmill, Terri.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2425	It’s a sink or swim industry	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2426	Yes, the Swiss have a navy, but they're neutral, so stand down!	1.1351	0.05207	74	67	4	3
2427	AI instructed me to 'cool it'.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
2428	I’m trying to recalibrate my work-life balance.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
2429	The standing desk just wasn’t enough	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
2430	Yes, I did take a shower before getting in the pool.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2431	FYI, I just peed."	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2432	They think I'm working from home.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2433	Actually it's not that difficult to balance vacation with work. I'm standing on my unpaid intern.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2434	By my calculations you have approximately 5000 more laps to go to achieve your desired weight !	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2435	I'm searching videos on how to enjoy time with friends in a swimming pool!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2436	Besides break dancing, the Olympics has added aquatic coding.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2437	My office bathroom is out of order.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2438	Today was my work from pool day.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2439	New corporate policy, unlimited vacations.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2440	This ain't no party, this ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around. No time for dancing, or lovey-dovey. I ain't got time for that now.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2441	My battery’s getting low is there an outlet nearby?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2442	I’m just answering a few emails- I can stop any time.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2443	Looks like my investments, and I, are now underwater.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2444	We can't work from home, but I found a loophole.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2445	I’m doing a deep search.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2446	At least I'm not drowning in work.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2447	I'm just wading through my emails.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2448	No I can’t come with you on the water slide, some of us have to work for a living	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2449	I couldn’t figure out how to turn on my Out of Office messages	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2450	We decided on a more literal approach to liquidating our assets.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2451	Can I ask you a few questions about your car’s extended warranty? This will just take a minute	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2452	I'm used to it boss. When I work from home I'm usually in the pool.	1.1346	0.04112	104	93	8	3
2453	Trying to keep my assets very liquid these days	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
2454	I would sweat it; you're not just swimming, but drowning in debt!	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2455	It's casual Friday. I never wear a jacket for work on those days.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2456	...Baby steps before I return full time to the office	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2457	I'm testing the waters on working remotely.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2458	I'm testing a new drip-dry suit for the government.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2459	My wife insisted I get out of the office and get my feet wet in some kind of recreation, so I'm going her one better.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2460	Tried the ocean, but settled for the pool to surf the internet.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2461	It just saeemed appropriate since all of your investments are "under water".	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2462	And I know enough to keep my rear covered and my head above water.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2463	This IS vacation for us at 3M	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2464	My boss said "I should pool my resources." Rosemary Shannon, Easton, PA	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2465	It’s okay. I’m not in the deep end.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2466	No, sir, your policy does not cover drowning, so I'm afraid you'll have to restrict your swimming to the shallow end.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2467	Simple really: Dad’s an accountant. Mom’s a homemaker and mermaid	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2468	I’m typing as fast as I can.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2469	The boss told our team to pool our resources to come up with a new idea.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2470	It hasn't been easy keeping the business above water.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2471	I’ve been practicing my keystroke	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2472	Actually, I have my suit on under this “	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2473	I’m too far away from the coast to surf the web, so this was the next best thing.	1.1341	0.05137	82	75	3	4
2474	I am almost done floating through these emails	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2475	I told you I’m always available so let’s go over the differences between whole, universal, and term life insurance so we can lock you down with what works best for your needs	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2476	Can you stop splashing? I'm trying to send an email.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2477	I work more effectively when I’m wet.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2478	I'm researching the possibility of working while cooling my lower extremities.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2479	Careful, this thing has a lithium battery pack.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2480	Lifeguards also get emails	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
2481	Do you have a bathing-caps-lock?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2482	I need to gradually convert from office to beach body.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
2483	We can't deduct body oil but are you swimming for medical reasons?	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2484	Yes, I showered before entering the pool.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2485	Sometimes WFH is WTF.	1.1339	0.04109	112	101	7	4
2486	They've relocated me to the pool to minimize risk.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2487	It's called work-life balance.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2488	Management is so shallow they think I'm in the office today.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2489	Losing count of your laps?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2490	Laptop. Why do you ask?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2491	I'm training to be a lobbyist.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2492	The bathroom in my office isn't working.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2493	You never completed our post-purchase survey; does your bathing suit fit as described?	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2494	Actually, I won the office pool.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2495	Diving pool, I thought it was the typing pool	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2496	One day I’ll make partner.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2497	Now about your extended car warranty...	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
2498	Gotta love Summer Fridays...	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
2499	Sorry. I have no reservation for that name.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2500	Let me just send this last email.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2501	I'm 'aquacommuting.' Working from home is so 2021.	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
2502	This is the closest my boss will let me get to a real vacation.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2503	Am I not what you expected when you ordered a fitness tracker?	1.1333	0.05480	75	69	2	4
2504	It says you can't get out now, you can't ever get out.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2505	It's all about time management. I no longer need to interrupt my workflow for bathroom breaks.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2506	I only handle clients who are underwater.	1.1333	0.04793	90	82	4	4
2507	How do I upload a virtual background?	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
2508	Allen Edmonds. Why?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2509	It's my nephew's Bar Mitzvah...	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2510	Can you not splash? I’m work from Home	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
2511	My boss suggested I use some of my unlimited PTO and take a vacation.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2512	Ya, I use my treadmill desk in the winter time.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2513	Since we don’t allow emails to employees on vacation, I thought I’d stop by in person.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2514	It’s called the circling back-stroke.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2515	I heard ‘diving into work’ was the next big trend. Am I doing it right?	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
2516	Don’t be surprised. I’m from the Bay Area.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2517	I'm going to be on the TV show 'Shark Tank' next week. Just thought I'd be prepared for anything.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
2518	They took my desk, fired me, and suggested I use the office pool if I wanted to be rehired.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2519	I’m so fortunate that I can telecommute.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2520	I understand what you are saying but I am quite sure you have not explored yet how much ai can improve your swimming skills	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
2521	„A good work-life balance is very important to me.“	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2522	Can you quiet down the kicking a little… everyone on this zoom thinks it’s an artificial background.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2523	Be right with you, AI is telling me how to get in the pool and swim	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2524	Smith, Lombard and Gupta take their typing pool very seriously.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2525	Would you be willing to work from the office sauna?	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2526	I like to flirt with stupidity.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2527	Well, I'd prefer the cloud	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
2528	The algorithm suggests, lose 20 lbs, eat fava beans, and use flaked Cyprus salt if you want to beat Mrs. Hasbaker in the breaststroke.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2529	This used to be my office	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2530	Just a few questions about your experience.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2531	It’s my first week on the job and my boss wanted to get my feet wet.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2532	It makes my pool membership deductible.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2533	I'm on a professional retreat."	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2534	How would you rate your witness protection program?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2535	They expect us to have a professional look when working from home.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2536	Because I’m a Merman, that’s why!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
2537	Mr. Knox! Why on earth are you schowing up at work half naked? It’s not like it’s casual Friday or anything!	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
2538	I hate to say it, but it looks like you're in hot water.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2539	I could only get you into the high risk pool.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2540	I’m don’t think I’m asking for a raise this year, Raisin.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2541	My coworkers asked me to enter the office pool.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2542	I had to create a hotspot.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2543	My wife told me I work too much and that I need to go exercise.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2544	Working from home had too many distractions.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2545	There's been a noticeable shrinkage in your resources	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2546	I’m more of a brief’s guy.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2547	My boss thinks this is just another Zoom background!	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2548	They were very friendly when I landed the job: when I asked what it would be like, they said 'urine, in the sea, sweet', and this seemed close.'"	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2549	ChatGPT is teaching me to swim.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2550	Working from home.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2551	I'm a consultant for the chlorine industry.	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
2552	As part of your insurance audit, I will just need to know how long you can hold your breath and what your dog paddling endurance is.	1.1324	0.05505	68	62	3	3
2553	I am in a cooling off period	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
2554	and how did you first hear about us	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
2555	I was gonna take this vacation, come hell or deep ends!	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
2556	This motherfucker.	1.1319	0.04742	91	83	4	4
2557	Employee of the Month" is a stretch goal	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2558	It’s a working holiday. I’m evaluating all of my bosses liquid assets…	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2559	What makes you think that I'm a type A personality?	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
2560	Now that we’ve joined the pool, working on the weekend isn’t so bad….	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2561	Half of my portfolio is underwater.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2562	...and your retirement fund?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2563	I didn't have enough time to get it done at home....	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2564	Old man Jones has me swimmin’ in it!	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2565	Yes, you're the first in line.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2566	Working from home is more than sitting in my den.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2567	It’s called…research	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2568	And then, what happened?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2569	I’m not sure the working holiday is for me	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2570	The boss ordered me to provide proof that I take time off.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2571	I have a grant to study immersive experiences. How are you feeling now?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2572	I was afraid that the swimming cap was mandatory"	1.1319	0.04742	91	83	4	4
2573	Hey, you gotta pen?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2574	The pool concession stand is finally accepting online orders.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2575	'The typing pool!'	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2576	My IT department hates me.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
2577	...and so, I decided to choose a full remote job...	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2578	Boss told me to take a deep dive into misunderstood colloquialisms.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2579	It’s called laps tops. Great cardio.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2580	Why no, the gang on the Zoom call cannot see my swim trunks.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2581	Oh, I'm waiting. My mother said to never swim on a full stomach.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2582	Oh, this is how Americans spend their PTO.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2583	This is the lane for laptops.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2584	There’s no way you can write off a rubber ducky.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
2585	…and as a member of our healthy lifestyle program, you’re enjoying a sizable discount on your insurance premium for simply agreeing to 24-7 monitoring.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2586	And would you describe your experience as entirely moist,sufficiently moist,or not moist enough	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2587	You don't have to invest a lot, just get your feet wet.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2588	Do you think I should float this proposal?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2589	Ever think everyone else is doing Casual Friday wrong?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2590	I am trying to strike a balance between back-to-the-office and me-time.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2591	Ed, as your lawyer, it's what's below the surface of this case that should concern you.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2592	The boss said I could take a half day.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
2593	You wear pajama bottoms on Zoom, I wear a Speedo.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
2594	Unfortunately Tom, “Being at home in the water,” does not make your pool deductible as a home office.	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
2595	It's my first day and I'm just supposed to get my feet wet.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
2596	The company's re-instated the typing pool.	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
2597	So it’s work hard, THEN play hard?	1.1316	0.05076	76	69	4	3
2598	You're underwater again this year, Mr. Frobish.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2599	I'm on lifeguard duty in 10 minutes but first a Zoom with my other family.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
2600	Your mother was right. I did need some time away from the office.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2601	I'm not swimming you're swimming"	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2602	Did you just say your business is underwater?	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2603	The American on their annual summer holiday.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2604	No swimming for at least 30 minutes after a Zoom call.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2605	I'm Michael Phelps' CPA.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2606	Just pooling resources so I don't go under.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2607	I'm working on my backslash	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2608	I was approved for remote-work vacation.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2609	I’m Trumps latest lawyer, he said I could wash all my lies away in his pool.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2610	Someday you'll understand how important my work is.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2611	Yes, I'm working from home, why do you ask?	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2612	The coffee shop was full.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2613	My new job has me one day in the office, three days at home and one day in the pool.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2614	I can work anywhere, but I can't figure out how to take a day off.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2615	The Wi-Fi signal is great right here.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2616	So,, you only want swimming insurance with no liability??	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2617	What do you mean I need a swimsuit?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2618	Is this not the butterfly stroke you said would help with changing my work environment	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2619	We've been directed to pool resources.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2620	Well, we have a liquidity problem.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2621	I couldn’t get my out-of-office reply to work.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2622	Typing pool, you idiot.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2623	Are you enjoying your swim? Perhaps you’d like to take our survey?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2624	I save a lot of time on bathroom breaks	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2625	I don't have a family.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2626	I never have to go in to the office anymore!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2627	Sir, Is there anything that you found unique or different about our water park that stood out for you?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2628	The company is bringing me on slowly, apprently they threw the last guy in at the deep end and he didn’t last a day.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2629	I get it! You like to your assets to be liquid.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2630	What are you doing in the secretarial pool?	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
2631	They let us work from anywhere now.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2632	Boss is mad that "our loans are underwater," so I thought I'd show some initiative and try to find them	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
2633	And that’s how I got into liquid assets.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2634	Glad you asked, Polo. It's the latest tech iteration of an old swimming pool game that disturbs no one.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
2635	Vacation? No, I’m working.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2636	Yes, they think I'm working from home. No, I. don't have a good story if they want to Zoom.	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
2637	I've located a good deal on a set of water wings	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2638	The office A/C went kaput.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2639	The boss told me to get immersed in liquidity ASAP."	1.1304	0.04693	92	84	4	4
2640	Do you mind not splashing so much?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2641	My recruiter says they'll be throwing me into the deep end after orientation.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2642	They put me in charge of the office pool.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2643	Shall I write in freestyle?	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2644	So… Tell me why you feel qualified to be a lifeguard.	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
2645	Still wearing my pajama bottoms	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2646	Today’s my day off.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2647	My wife told me all I do is work, so I’m trying new things	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
2648	I’m trying work/life integration.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2649	As your fiduciary, I recommend the backstroke.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
2650	The situation is fluid.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
2651	I’m knee deep in emails and need to dive in, but I’ll circle back to you in ten.	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
2652	There. Filtered the background and I’m on mute. The remote staff meeting can start as soon as I get that margarita in a coffee cup.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
2653	I'm on a working vacation.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2654	I was going to ask you the same question.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2655	My boss said to report to the typing pool.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2656	If you're not gonna wear pants in a meeting, you gotta go big.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2657	All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.	1.1299	0.05012	77	70	4	3
2658	Is now a good time to talk about flood insurance?	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2659	They think it's a funny zoom background.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2660	I’m an Aquatics Consultant, so this is my work space.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2661	I’m checking ChatGBT to find out how many yards in a lap	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2662	No,of course I don’t wear shoes in the swimming pool.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2663	Today was my turn for the kids car pool swim lessons.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2664	Are you wrapping up? My meeting starts in 2 minutes and I need the suit.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2665	This way I can work nonstop without taking bathroom breaks.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2666	so the judge, as for my ex-wife request, defined I must spend quality time with my kids on "my" weekends	1.1299	0.05012	77	70	4	3
2667	As your accountant, it is my duty to advise you that you are now considered to be in deep water” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2668	Multitasking sounds better in theory than in reality.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2669	You know, Florida is the only state to offer a swim-up bar exam.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2670	I’m trying out wetsuits.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2671	Just keep swimming, I'm your lifeguard trading futures remotely.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
2672	Before Climate Change, this office looked different.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2673	As you can see from these numbers, we’re doing swimmingly.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
2674	Emails can’t swim, Carl.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2675	All they said was “You’re reassigned to the clerical pool and get to work immediately.”	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
2676	Sorry, Certified Public Accountants don't get into the swim of things.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2677	Headquarters believes it will make audits less stressful.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
2678	You picked a good time to dive into home ownership.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2679	They'll never think to look for me here.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2680	With ChatGPT, I can both save lives and guard lifesavings.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2681	I am with the CIA. Hunter's laptop was at the bottom of this pool . He forgot it there while bathing nude with a hooker. Nothing to see there.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2682	They say it’s ok that I ‘work from home’ as long as I wear a tie.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
2683	I'm testing a product that turns water pink when someone takes a whiz	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
2684	For our travel website, could you describe the water?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2685	When you mentioned your liquid assets, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2686	This wasn't what I had in mind when I suggested you liquify some of your assets.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2687	I was promoted to the secretary pool.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2688	We’re liquidating the company.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2689	I work in the typing pool.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
2690	I'm part of a government study on why people swim in pools. Wynnie Plocher, Beaverton, Oregon	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2691	I’ve decided to not make any waves	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2692	I’m taking a bath in this market. You?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2693	Shhh…they think I’m working from home.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
2694	As you can see, we've had a lot of interest in the lifeguard position.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2695	In this economy my business is treading water.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2696	No, no, I’m still very much on vacation	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2697	My boss said I was going to swim with the big sharks, so I need all the practice I can get.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2698	If the water seems warmer over here it's because of the laptop. I swear.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2699	Management wants us to cut down on bathroom breaks,	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2700	I was told to get all the water logged.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2701	I can't wait to go back to the office five days a week.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2702	Could you take a minute to answer a few questions?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2703	The best thing about being a grad student is the work/life balance.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2704	I'm working on my next article about avoiding executive burnout.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2705	Trying to get in shape for surfing the Internet.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2706	I got comfortable with working remotely but couldn’t ditch the suit and tie.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2707	I’m sorry, this pool is for accredited investors only.”	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2708	Competition is fierce in real estate these days, so I thought I'd try a new approach. Are you ready to take the plunge?	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2709	Sir, i ask that you please stop peeing in my office.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2710	This way I don't have to stop working to relieve myself.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2711	It's called "Splash".	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2712	I'm a health inspector who just sunk to a new low.	1.1290	0.04644	93	85	4	4
2713	There's no Wi-Fi in the deep end.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2714	I told my boss I was drowning in work so he told me to just keep my head above water.	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
2715	I'm just kind of testing the limits of 'casual Fridays'.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2716	I realized I'm not spending enough time with the children.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2717	I took a deep dive into the matter and need to share my findings immediately.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2718	I’’m a pool attorney.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2719	My clients are getting harder and harder to meet in person	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
2720	This survey will only take two minutes and will help management understand what swimmers like you really want. So, how often do you come here?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2721	A treadmill desk hurts my knee.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2722	I don't care how many "likes" we'll get. If one of them starts doing a dead man's float, I'm getting the hell out of here!	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
2723	For God sake, Harris, how can you be so shallow?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2724	And with that you are all set, thank you for choosing Splash & Tax Services	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2725	I actually did book this space at 9am	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
2726	I feel casual Fridays have gotten out of hand.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2727	I just feel naked without the old school tie.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2728	At work, I’m just trying to keep my head above water.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2729	I'm working remoat.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2730	They said I should bring my suit?	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2731	…and unlimited Digital Access, Plus a FREE Tote!	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2732	There's no WiFi, but the bathroom is everywhere.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2733	I've been treading water here for too long. I'm gonna dive in at the deep end.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2734	My wife says I need to get better at multi-tasking.	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
2735	I'm on Zoom so...	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2736	I know I agreed to go to the pool with you but I have a zoom meeting I have to take.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2737	Boss said I needed to get my feet wet.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2738	Membership is a fixed cost. By maximizing my frequency of pool use, the cost per visit is reduced.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2739	Take a number and we’ll be with you in a jiffy!	1.1282	0.05276	78	72	2	4
2740	I heard this was a good place to get some laps, so I brought my laptop.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2741	I’m sorry son, but this was the only way we could be together on Father’s Day this year.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2742	I get unlimited PTO and unlimited work	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2743	When I said "drowning in debt" I thought you would know better	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2744	What do you mean ? It‘s Monday, this is my lane!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2745	It's okay. I set my Zoom background to "Sunny Beach Retreat" and told them I'm playing "Poolside ASMR."	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2746	It’s a workcation.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2747	Don't worry, by background is blurred.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2748	For the record, what’s your take on the flooded pool at Mar-a-Lago?	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2749	No

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